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Monday Overnight Open Thread (12/5/16) Smorgasbord Edition
ˈsmôrɡəsˌbôrd/
noun
a buffet offering a variety of hot and cold meats, salads, hors d'oeuvres, etc.
a wide range of something; a variety.
"the album is a smorgasbord of different musical styles"
One of the ONT's favorite Holiday baked goods is fruitcake. Yes, fruit cake. Mamma Misanthropic use to make it for Papa Misanthropic and her favorite son. Now Mrs. Mis. Hum. makes it using the same old time tested recipe from The Electric Company-Home Service Bureau 1954 cookbook.
1 cup sugar
5 eggs
1/2 cup molasses
1/2 cup sour milk
1/4 cup grape juice
2 cups all purpose flour
1 teaspoon mace
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1 teaspoon cloves
1 teaspoon allspice
1 teaspoon nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 pound citron
1/2 pound chopped pitted dates
1/2 pound candied orange peel
1/2 pound candied cherries
*1 1/2 seeded raisins
1 pound seedless raisins
1/2 pound almond slices
1 pint brandy or your choice of whiskey or rum.
New clean cotton dish towels (Flour sack towels)
*Optional
1. Have ingredients room temperature
2. Line greased pans with waxed paper. Grease paper.
3. Cream butter well. Add sugar gradually.
4. Add eggs one at a time. Beat well after the addition of each. Add molasses, sour milk and grape juice.
5. Dredge fruit and nuts with part of flour.
6. Sift remainder of flour, spice and baking soda together. Combine with first mixture. Add floured fruit and mix well.
7. Spoon into pans
8. Bake at 275 degrees. See time chart below.
9. Makes about 7 pounds
**10. Soak dish towels in brandy.
**11. Wrap completely cooled cakes in brandy soaked towel. Wrap with cellophane wrap, then aluminum foil and place in cool dry location for 2-3 weeks. Dig in and enjoy. ** Mamma Misanthopic's special touch. 1-2 pound fruit cakes-about 90 minutes per pound
2-4 pound fruit cakes-about 60 minutes per pound
4-8 pound fruit cakes-about 45 minutes per pound
8-12 pound fruit cakes-about 30 minutes per pound
Over 12 pound fruit cake-about 20 minutes per pound
What goes well with fruit cake? Eggnog of course!! Remember, if eggnog was good enough for General George Washington, it is good enough for you. Here is his recipe for eggnog.
One quart cream, one quart milk, one dozen tablespoons sugar, one pint brandy, 1/2 pint rye whiskey, 1/2 pint Jamaica rum, 1/4 pint sherry—mix liquor first, then separate [a dozen] yolks and whites of eggs, add sugar to beaten yolks, mix well. Add milk and cream, slowly beating. Beat whites of eggs until stiff and fold slowly into mixture. Let set in cool place for several days. Taste frequently.Using these recipes you'll be helping your local liquor store immensely. Your liver is a different story. Welcome to the ONT where we have a little of everything tonight.
Quotes of The Day
“Life will soon bring you increased responsibilities, and it is rare that you will have a legitimate choice to do nothing. Responsibility usually demands action.”Former CIA Director Michael Hayden
Obama has made incredibly poor decisions that have made us less safe. Michael T. Flynn-Designated National Security AdviserWhy are we less safe today than say 8 years ago? Uninformed civilian hacks. Made up words for a made up world. Or reality bites. Gavin McInnes takes a look at the uninformed.
“What we care about is permanent protection, dignity, and respect,” blurted out Alex Uematsu of the pro-illegal group Cosecha Movement on Tucker Carlson Tonight. “I’m for those things too,” Tucker responded. Carlson has been eating liberals alive on his new show and all it takes is a few simple questions. When he asked Canisius College history professor René de la Pedraja why people flee Cuba, the pink-cheeked PhD said, “They left their wives behind. They want to start a new life.” This was clearly a theory René pulled out of his ass at the last minute, but this is what we’re up against these days. We are at war with a value system based on meaningless platitudes and conjecture.
Didn't care for the fruit cake? Not everyone cares for candied fruit. Perhaps you will enjoy tomorrow, National Sacher Torte Day. At least the ONT shared the fruit cake recipe with you. Mainstream. Outside of the Mainstream. Battle lines forming on upcoming Federal court appointees by Trump. Time will tell if President Elect Trump's campaign promises come true. Time will tell if the GOP controlled Senate has the
"“I’m going to die anyway,” said right-to-try campaign co-founder Jeff Perreault, who has ALS, also known as Lou Gehrig’s disease. While competent people facing a forseeable death have the legal “right to die” in Canada, they don’t have the “right to try” something that might prolong their lives, he says. “We have the law that allows us to kill ourselves. We just don’t have the law to do something else.”Tonight's Musical Interlude
England’s large number of vegans and other meat abstainers have gotten pretty hacked off this week after learning their country’s new £5 bill, one of the most common (and therefore unavoidable) denominations, contains actual animal fat in its polymer base. The new note, just released in September, was promoted as being sturdier, safer, and more environmentally friendly than its predecessor, but as the Bank of England has been forced to acknowledge repeatedly over the last couple of days on Twitter, it’s not so good for people who avoid animal products:Give the ONT a %^&*#@^ break.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: 80's music fan at December 05, 2016 09:57 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 09:58 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 09:58 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: origional Jake at December 05, 2016 09:58 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: 80's music fan at December 05, 2016 09:58 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 09:59 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2016 10:01 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 10:01 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: 80's music fan at December 05, 2016 10:01 PM (PHcLa)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:01 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 05, 2016 10:01 PM (kP16F)
that you will have a legitimate choice to do nothing. Responsibility
usually demands action."
You mean, "liking" stuff on Facebook, right?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:02 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: the swedesh chef at December 05, 2016 10:02 PM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 10:01 PM (iMxBJ
When I first read the recipe I did a double take. That's a whole lot of booze. Screw the preservatives full speed ahead!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 10:02 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Basement Cat at December 05, 2016 10:02 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 10:02 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: The Scorpion at December 05, 2016 10:03 PM (DMUuz)
Whats the matter with youth in Asia??.
Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 10:03 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 10:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2016 10:03 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2016 10:03 PM (8zL5i)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 05, 2016 10:03 PM (u82oZ)
Schlong the rest.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 10:04 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 10:04 PM (zu88C)
Weird word
And before I forget my manners, thanks for the ONT, MisHum. I always look forward to yours
Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 10:04 PM (ksPsw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 10:02 PM (voOPb)
Yeah, if General/President Washington had left a batch of that stuff behind, it would probably still be good, the alcohol having preserved the eggs, milk, and cream, for the whole time.
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 10:04 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Schlong McSchlongly at December 05, 2016 10:05 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 05, 2016 10:05 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: @votermom @vm at December 05, 2016 10:05 PM (Om16U)
With the alienation of the vast majority of White people from the Democrat party, some on the Left are trying out how to get White voters back. John McWhorter tries to do this - not by acknowledging that playing identity politics results in the other side doing the same - but by hiding the contempt the racialist Left has for White people so as to no scare them off. Right off the bat, McWhorter declares that most White people are too stupid to "get it".
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12792
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 05, 2016 10:05 PM (vBeA5)
Racissst!!!
Posted by: Ben Afflek, et al at December 05, 2016 10:05 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2016 10:05 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 10:05 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 10:05 PM (voOPb)
Of course, there won't be much left after several days of "tasting frequently".
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2016 10:06 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 05, 2016 10:06 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 10:06 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2016 10:06 PM (WF/Rl)
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2016 10:06 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 05, 2016 10:05 PM (DW+jj)
Use it for a doorstop, or an improvised bludgeoning weapon.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:07 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 05, 2016 10:07 PM (IDPbH)
That Feel Good story is just beautiful. Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:07 PM (Kniy5)
Posted by: freaked at December 05, 2016 10:07 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2016 10:07 PM (6h0LK)
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2016 10:06 PM (zLDYs)
Don't you at least wait until 4:30 for the Early Bird Special?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:07 PM (0mRoj)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/805831248023273472
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/805831335843692544
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/805831445394636800
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/805831550411620352
Posted by: kbdabear at December 05, 2016 10:08 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 10:06 PM (iMxBJ)
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Don't vegans know they themselves are made of meat?
They're made from people!!!!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 05, 2016 10:08 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at December 05, 2016 10:08 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:06 PM (0mRoj)
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Fight ya for it.
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:08 PM (Kniy5)
Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2016 10:03 PM (8zL5i)
It's kind of a lemony thing, but bigger. It's part of the Jewish Sukkot holiday, you hold a citron (etrog) and a palm frond (lulav) and shake them at things. I've never seen anyone cut one, much less eat one, and I have no idea where the hell they get them because I've never seen one in a store.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 10:08 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 10:06 PM (iMxBJ)
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Don't vegans know they themselves are made of meat?
They're made from people!!!!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 05, 2016 10:08 PM (EnKk6)
They're too stringy though. Best you could do is make stock out of them.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:09 PM (0mRoj)
Man, I'm dragging. It's only 8 o'clock and I'm getting sleepy
Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 10:09 PM (ksPsw)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/805831677452976128
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/805831764463783936
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/805831860123291648
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/805831950309216259
Posted by: kbdabear at December 05, 2016 10:09 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2016 10:09 PM (oZEJt)
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 10:06 PM (iMxBJ)
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Arent people made of meat?
Posted by: fixerupper - It's Raider Hater Week at December 05, 2016 10:09 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:07 PM (0mRoj)
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Trebuchet.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 05, 2016 10:09 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:06 PM (0mRoj)
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Fight ya for it.
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:08 PM (Kniy5)
Oh it's on, sister!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:09 PM (0mRoj)
Trader Joes carried them for awhile, but no mas, and i don't dare consume raw eggs.
my UC will explode.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2016 10:09 PM (6h0LK)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 10:10 PM (PsVKW)
8 egg yolks
Yuge glass of milk
Brown sugar and nutmeg to taste
Mixed fairly slow in a blender so it doesn't get overly frothy.
Gotta hit the sack so
Schlong each other fellow babies
Posted by: teej at December 05, 2016 10:11 PM (JEx0Z)
Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2016 10:03 PM (8zL5i)
Its a French automobile
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 05, 2016 10:12 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 05, 2016 10:12 PM (w+Jhj)
That Feel Good story is just beautiful. Thank you.
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:07 PM (Kniy5)
Thank you and you're welcome.
And before I forget my manners, thanks for the ONT, MisHum. I always look forward to yours
Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 10:04 PM (ksPsw)
You too L, Elle
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 10:12 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ajax at December 05, 2016 10:12 PM (meXBY)
Fight ya for it.
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:08 PM (Kniy5)
Oh it's on, sister!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:09 PM (
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Hey look! What's that over there? Behind you?
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:12 PM (Kniy5)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:13 PM (kTF2Z)
Most new shows go for the single Millennials like Two Broke Girls, so traditional family units are becoming scarce.
What traditional families there are have a mother who is flustered that dad is clueless about her needs and feelings so she goes to the gay neighbor for sage advice.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 05, 2016 10:13 PM (Ya7zs)
I was just thinking about fruitcake. And that recipe for eggnog sounds like a lot of work. And I love Torts.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 05, 2016 10:13 PM (n/TEt)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 10:13 PM (+lVUW)
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ya you betcha
Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 10:13 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:12 PM (Kniy5)
I was born at night, but not last night.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:14 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 10:14 PM (PsVKW)
I put on 5 pounds just reading the recipes. Might as well make them both.
Posted by: all doubt removed at December 05, 2016 10:15 PM (Z+wR7)
6 eggs, 2 extra egg yolks, 10 Tbsp sugar, 1/4 tsp salt, 4 cups whole milk.
Start by whisking the eggs, egg yolks, sugar and salt in a large pan
until well-blended. Keep on whisking while you slowly pour in the milk
until it's completely blended. Set the pan on a burner and turn it to
the lowest possible setting. Whisk continuously for 25-30 minutes or
until the mixture reaches 160F and will coat the underside of a spoon.
Remove from heat and strain into a large bowl. Stir in 1 cup bourbon, 1 Tbsp. vanilla and 1/2 tsp. grated nutmeg.
Cover and refrigerate for at least 4 hours.
When ready to serve, whip 3/4 C. heavy cream and fold into the mixture.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:15 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:12 PM (Kniy5)
I was born at night, but not last night.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:14 PM (0mRoj)
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OMG!!!! THERE'S KATE UPTON AND SHE'S CALLING YOUR NAME! GO!!!!!!
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:16 PM (Kniy5)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 05, 2016 10:16 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 10:06 PM (iMxBJ)
Do a search for 'Sepoy rebellion'.
tl;dr, one of the triggers of a mutiny of Indian troops against the British was introducing a new rifle and a new cartridge, back when you had to bite the cartridge open, pour the powder, and then ram the bullet. The British couldn't convince the Hindu troops the bullet wasn't greased with beef tallow, and couldn't convince the Muslim troops it wasn't greased with lard. War ensued.
(there were other causes, but that's the most interesting one)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 10:16 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: 80's music fan at December 05, 2016 10:01 PM (PHcLa)
Well, it's good for nationalized healthcare if sick people just do the right thing and kill themselves.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 10:16 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2016 10:17 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 05, 2016 10:17 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:17 PM (Kniy5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 05, 2016 10:17 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 05, 2016 10:06 PM (WF/Rl)
Challenge Accepted!
Posted by: Irish Bacteria at December 05, 2016 10:17 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 10:10 PM (PsVKW)
Don't you mean 'Unschlong the Cthulhu'?
Posted by: RickZ at December 05, 2016 10:17 PM (VV6/D)
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I know this is English, but I understand none of it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:18 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2016 10:17 PM (EZebt)
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No, it's less substantial, but it makes wicked good French toast.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 05, 2016 10:18 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: freaked
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I enjoy the stuff. Warm it in the microwave for a few seconds.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 10:18 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:15 PM (tHwdc)
Yummy, over to Miley's casa for eggnog
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 10:19 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: School Paste Amalgamated at December 05, 2016 10:19 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:12 PM (Kniy5)
I was born at night, but not last night.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:14 PM (0mRoj)
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OMG!!!! THERE'S KATE UPTON AND SHE'S CALLING YOUR NAME! GO!!!!!!
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:16 PM (Kniy5)
Something within the realm of possibility might be more effective.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:20 PM (0mRoj)
*Swipes torte while Insomniac and Bluebell are staring each other down*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:20 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2016 10:07 PM (6h0LK)
NO SCHLONG FOR YOU!!!
Posted by: The Schlong Nazi at December 05, 2016 10:20 PM (tHwdc)
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And then to Eris's chateau for French toast a la panettone.
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:20 PM (Kniy5)
http://tinyurl.com/jxgkjre
Posted by: mullingthingsover at December 05, 2016 10:21 PM (6jt6G)
Right off the bat, McWhorter declares that most White people are too stupid to "get it".
Oh we get it alright. It's why THEY got Trump.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 10:21 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:21 PM (kTF2Z)
*Swipes torte while Insomniac and Bluebell are staring each other down*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:20 PM (kTF2Z)
You think I didn't plan for this contingency?
*signals sniper*
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:21 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Is that the little 5' nuthin' chick from Heroes? Yeah, she's cuter than fruitcake. Any day of the week.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 10:21 PM (PsVKW)
Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2016 10:03 PM (8zL5i)
Its a French automobile
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Actually, fruitcake is a marketing scheme by Big Citron.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 10:22 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2016 10:17 PM (EZebt)
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Pannetone. They decide the colors and their codes, right? about 5 years or so ago, the Pantone color of the year was a lovely shade of tangerine orange. The year after was a pretty shade of emerald green, but I preferred the orange. When the Pantone colors are announced, designers and artists scramble to incorporate those colors into their work.
TMI
Posted by: grammie winger at December 05, 2016 10:22 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2016 10:22 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:22 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Shit Trotsky Said, Vol. IV at December 05, 2016 10:22 PM (sdi6R)
*Swipes torte while Insomniac and Bluebell are staring each other down*
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:20 PM (kTF2Z)
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Duke, Kate says since Insomniac isn't interested, how about it? I'll hold the torte. Go!
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:23 PM (Kniy5)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 05, 2016 10:23 PM (MQZBa)
Eromero
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2016 10:22 PM (zLDYs)
Your daily recommended serving of grain.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:23 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 05, 2016 10:23 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:20 PM (0mRoj)
LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2016 10:23 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 10:24 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: tbodie at December 05, 2016 10:24 PM (eg609)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 10:24 PM (9l8jG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:24 PM (kTF2Z)
Now we know the rest of the story: Washington had planted his eggnog recipe with the Hessians in order to make them all pass out.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 05, 2016 10:25 PM (P8951)
The batter is there merely to aid the fruits and nuts adhering together to make a loaf, the cake itself making not more than 10pc of the total mass. Plus she adds extra cherry which makes it plusgood.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2016 10:25 PM (EZebt)
An Italian-style buffet, with eggplant parmigiana.
Most of the time when I step up to a buffet-style meal, it's after a day of pretty hard work for an event at which the buffet dinner is just a part of the whole thing.
And I'll see these nice-looking breaded cutlets, and I'm thinking, "Yeah, put one of those on some noodles, pour some sauce over that... got some nice chicken parm, right there! Yeah! That's gonna be awesome!"
And then I take a bite of that cutlet... and it turns out to be a hunk of breaded snot.
And I'm thinking, "Why? Who would do this to me? Why hast thou forsaken me, Lord?"
Eggplant parmigiana is food fraud. Straight up truth.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 10:25 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 10:19 PM (voOPb)
That would be awesome!
can't make the egg nog unless i find pasteurized eggs...
Trader Joes carried them for awhile, but no mas, and i don't dare consume raw eggs.
my UC will explode.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2016 10:09 PM (6h0LK)
You come too, I cook the eggs!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:25 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:12 PM (Kniy5
no, just me tying your shoe laces together so bluebell wins!
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:25 PM (R7cwD)
All this fighting has made me tired. Nighty night.
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:26 PM (Kniy5)
Bacon fat for the win, Alex!
Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2016 10:26 PM (eeTCA)
They grow wild all through the South. We used to eat them raw like watermelons but they were kinda tough. Granny used to can citron rind preserves. A big enough one will lock up a cottonpicker header like a rock.
Posted by: Eromero at December 05, 2016 10:26 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:26 PM (R7cwD)
*Pockets Insomniac's payment*
Nom Nom
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:24 PM (kTF2Z)
I'll hunt you to the ends of the earth, Duke! You hear me? The ends of the earth!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:26 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:26 PM (Kniy5)
So many better options than egg nog.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 10:26 PM (9l8jG)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:27 PM (0mRoj)
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Sorry, but I'm married and have forgotten how to have sex. Bribe status-Ineffective.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:27 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:27 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:26 PM (R7cwD)
I don't like drinking vomit-inducing salmonella shakes, that's all.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2016 10:27 PM (u8kLQ)
I know it isn't as festive, but Champagne is so much easier to drink out of a hooker's ass.
Posted by: Steve Croft at December 05, 2016 10:27 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 05, 2016 10:28 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 10:26 PM (9l8jG
BAH!
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:28 PM (R7cwD)
Eggplant parmigiana is food fraud. Straight up truth.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December
So is most food made with zucchini
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 10:28 PM (voOPb)
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I saw some at the store today - it's diced chunks of yellow stuff. It was part of their fruitcake display.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:28 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: bluebell at December 05, 2016 10:29 PM (Kniy5)
**Golf claps**
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 10:29 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 10:29 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: Texas Zombie at December 05, 2016 10:29 PM (SUtNI)
Now Jello? That vileness from the pits of Hell? Hate for that I can totes go along with.
Thanks for the ONT MisHum.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2016 10:29 PM (oZEJt)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 05, 2016 10:29 PM (kP16F)
1 quart non-alcoholic eggnog
1 bottle mead
Mix 'nog and mead.
Makes 1 happy Cavil.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at December 05, 2016 10:30 PM (vyqqu)
drags ect to your bed, just lay back , this is long delayed..
I just need that part of the brain that hates eggnog and new employment interviews nixed.
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:30 PM (R7cwD)
I'm not entirely sure what this means, but it sounds promising.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 05, 2016 10:31 PM (Om16U)
'that's retarded sir'
I still smile at that.
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:32 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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Even The Dude likes a break from a Caucasian during the holidays, man.
Nothing wrong with eggnog. Just use bourbon instead of rum - don't be a heathen, man.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 10:32 PM (PsVKW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
It goes well with Jello.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2016 10:32 PM (oZEJt)
Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2016 10:32 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: Texas Zombie at December 05, 2016 10:29 PM (SUtNI)*
This time of the year their night starts at 2pm so it's all good.
Summer is a different story.
Posted by: tbodie at December 05, 2016 10:32 PM (eg609)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 10:25 PM (0OG8D)
The name of the dish warns you. It would be fraud if they called it chicken parmigiana and sold you eggplant.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 05, 2016 10:32 PM (P8951)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:32 PM (R7cwD)
I'm afraid he might have gone to Canada during this Jet's drubbing.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 10:32 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:33 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:34 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:34 PM (kTF2Z)
And then the dessert table with all kinds of deliciousness, including rice pudding (bleah). This was the company Christmas party on the ferry to Denmark. The company paid for hotel rooms and disco cover charge, and a few rounds of drinks.
Someone (multiple someones) always behaved badly. Sex, drunkenness, drunken sex or any combination thereof. Swedish tradition requires that it is forgotten and excused as though it never happened.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:34 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 05, 2016 10:34 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: The Mulled Hat at December 05, 2016 10:34 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:35 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2016 10:35 PM (vYaiw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 10:35 PM (9l8jG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2016 10:17 PM (EZebt)
I like stollen with almond paste. Then again, my mom used to make these German anise flavored cookies that were hard as a rock. I think they were baked twice. I liked those.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:34 PM (kTF2Z)
My eggplant parm would never be mistaken for veal. 1/8" slices dipped in egg and flour, fried and baked in a casserole. I was told this is the northern Italy style, by my best friend's mom. It's the first thing I ever learned to cook.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:36 PM (tHwdc)
Cookies?
Candy?
Brownies / Blondies?
Fudge?
Carrot Sticks?
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 10:36 PM (MQZBa)
I guess you guys must be cooking it wrong.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 05, 2016 10:36 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas
my sons new wife's family also, I am hoping there are few occasions we have to dine together,
hope when babies come we don't have to actually talk.
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:36 PM (R7cwD)
It was astonishing as it was tiring.
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 05, 2016 10:34 PM (R5HRU
Deepest sympathies
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 10:37 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 05, 2016 10:23 PM (M3DRt)
I don't. Almost all of them are from New York. Or Jersey. Nuff sed.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 05, 2016 10:37 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 10:37 PM (MQZBa)
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I know this is English, but I understand none of it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:18 PM (kTF2Z)
And here I thought that the sole purpose of egg nog was as a vehicle for booze.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2016 10:35 PM (vYaiw)
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Beer. Or if you want to get all fancy, put some chips in a bowl.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:37 PM (kTF2Z)
Hear that, Kelloggs? You can shove those frosted flakes - we have frosted pig's head!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 05, 2016 10:37 PM (P8951)
Gag gifts of toilet paper with Trumps' face on it and something else.
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 05, 2016 10:38 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 10:38 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:38 PM (R7cwD)
Eggplant, though, is like pseudo-snot that comes from a plant and thus only provides maybe half of the amino acids you need for a full protein.
It's both gross, and lacking in what you really need for proper nutrition.
Food fraud.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 10:38 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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Rogue... rogue citrons, which have escaped to the wild. Feral, they are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 10:38 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:32 PM (R7cwD)
Thanks, I needed that. Now...who am I and what am I doing here?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:39 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 05, 2016 10:38 PM (R5HRU) ,, lol
perhaps I should buy the little ones their very own baby t's and hats with Trump'D
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:39 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:36 PM (tHwdc)
That's how I make it.
Thin slice, salt and drain the eggplant if needed, flour egg breadcrumb fry. Then bake with some sauce and lots of cheese.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 05, 2016 10:39 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 10:37 PM (voOPb)
I kept my mouth shut now I'm wishing I wouldn't have. The absurd, outlandish comments and straight up hyperventilating that Hilary lost and Trump won was something I've only seen on Youtube and read as horror stories in these comments.
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 05, 2016 10:40 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 10:40 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 05, 2016 10:40 PM (R5HRU)
Mmmmm, bacon covered in maple icing!
Posted by: tbodie at December 05, 2016 10:40 PM (eg609)
People always forget to do that and their Parm suffers for it.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 10:38 PM (MQZBa)
Put it in the interrogation room and use aggressive questioning?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:41 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2016 10:41 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 05, 2016 10:41 PM (J8/9G)
People always forget to do that and their Parm suffers for it.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 10:38 PM (MQZBa)
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Ok, put the eggplant on a treadmill. Got it. 30 minutes do it?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:41 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 10:41 PM (0OG8D)
My kid loves eggplant participants. Begs me to make it.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 05, 2016 10:36 PM (Om16U)
I'm an eggplant participant, and YOU are a victim of autocucumber.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:41 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: nerdygir
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Like my sister's Russian Teacakes? They're like little powdered sugar covered rocks, but I love them. She thinks she's Julia Childs when it comes to cookies. I eat every one she makes come Christmastime, even though her baking sucks...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 10:42 PM (PsVKW)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:39 PM (0mRoj)
when you figure that out , let me know the secret to Why. I do find myself erading many things relating to our existence meaning, our duty, our t'shuva to do mitvahs, to ? still seems it would be more effective if we knew sooner rather than later our actual goal to the finish line.
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:42 PM (R7cwD)
I would have been tempted to say, "Oh, you know what this reminds me of? I heard that Mad Dog Mattis called Obama an unwiped ass. I thought that was a pretty good description."
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 05, 2016 10:42 PM (P8951)
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Fn cucumber schlonged me again
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 05, 2016 10:42 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:43 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Donna
It also keeps the muzzies away. I wonder how Sweden is dealing with this nowadays - pigs are the big theme for Christmas decorations and everything. Must be triggering. Ha!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:43 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 05, 2016 10:43 PM (fOgSR)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 05, 2016 10:43 PM (M3DRt)
Summer is a different story.
Posted by: tbodie at December 05, 2016 10:32 PM (eg609)
Touche.
Posted by: Texas Zombie at December 05, 2016 10:43 PM (SUtNI)
anyone else get this nasty flu cold bug this year?
ugh
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:44 PM (R7cwD)
Maybe, but I'm still not letting that Sacher torte thing go.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:44 PM (0mRoj)
my great uncles had several in dallas/houston.
family lore is that mean uncle vic would stand
at the end of the line and call people out when
he thought someone was taking too much food.
"hey looky here everybody! do you think you
got enough there? leave some for the rest of us!"
he'd go on and on. he was a tough old bird.
Posted by: concrete girl at December 05, 2016 10:44 PM (apLvj)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 05, 2016 10:43 PM (M3DRt)
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Yep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 10:44 PM (CRotO)
I WANT, in the next presidential debate, Trump (or Pence if Trump decides to single-term) to ask his opponent this question from Downton Abbey:
"Does it ever get cold on the moral high ground?"
Wow. Had to have been a woman who came up with that line. (Conversation was between two women).
Posted by: jwb7605 at December 05, 2016 10:45 PM (DofIg)
have. The absurd, outlandish comments and straight up hyperventilating
that Hilary lost and Trump won was something I've only seen on Youtube
and read as horror stories in these comments.
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 05, 2016 10:40 PM (R5HRU)
This doesn't bode well for your relationship. I will pray for you, though.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:45 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 05, 2016 10:46 PM (g6yUI)
Maybe, but I'm still not letting that Sacher torte thing go.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:44 PM (
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That's OK. I'll let the torte go...in the morning.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:46 PM (kTF2Z)
There are five, count 'em, five Sharknado movies.
Where is the boxed set for sale on-line, just in time for holiday giving?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 05, 2016 10:46 PM (fOgSR)
Tonight I have stumbled across a potential golden opportunity to take a little poke at the Widow Cray Cray and let her now I know who she really is, without revealing any way to contact me back.
Not going to do it, but man is it tempting.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 10:46 PM (D2vc1)
I'm so fkn sorry.
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:46 PM (R7cwD)
I feel like heaving.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2016 10:46 PM (tr2D7)
People always forget to do that and their Parm suffers for it.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 10:38 PM (MQZBa)
I never sweat my eggplant, nor do I use breadcrumbs. The slices are very thin and don't require salting.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:46 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 10:47 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
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Pfefferneusse?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2016 10:47 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Serious Cat at December 05, 2016 10:47 PM (ADIwO)
ugh
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:44 PM (R7cwD)*
Been fighting it since Sunday before Thanksgiving. Day 15 and counting.
Posted by: tbodie at December 05, 2016 10:47 PM (eg609)
Posted by: jwb7605 at December 05, 2016 10:45 PM (DofIg)
Dowager Countess to Mrs Crowley, right?
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 05, 2016 10:48 PM (Om16U)
I never sweat my eggplant, nor do I use breadcrumbs. The slices are very thin and don't require salting.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:46 PM (tHwdc
Eggnog? Yes
Eggplant? No.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 10:48 PM (voOPb)
Moussaka > Eggplant Parmesan
Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 10:48 PM (ksPsw)
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 05, 2016 10:40 PM (R5HRU)
mine started on the demented guy with nuke button and trying to fight with china.
I said I'm sure there are more steps to war than grabbing that little button Hillary pulled out for Russia and pushing the button.
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:49 PM (R7cwD)
I actually get along pretty well with the future in laws. We just don't discuss politics.
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 05, 2016 10:49 PM (R5HRU)
all eggplant needs sweating. It's fine if you just flour dredge and fry, but you need to get some of that water out so you can get some flavor in there.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 10:49 PM (MQZBa)
opportunity to take a little poke at the Widow Cray Cray and let her now
I know who she really is, without revealing any way to contact me back.
Not going to do it, but man is it tempting.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 10:46 PM (D2vc1)
NO. NO NO NO!
It serves no purpose.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:49 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 05, 2016 10:50 PM (Om16U)
Not going to do it, but man is it tempting.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 10:46 PM (D2vc1)
Just don't, man. Just power through it like a Hillary through a Huma. I have some exes I still talk to and some I just wall off. I know their twitter IDs and sometimes it's tempting to snipe at them anonymously, but it's a hell of a lot healthier to just leave it in the past.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 10:50 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 05, 2016 10:50 PM (53LQV)
Eggplant parmigiana is food fraud. Straight up truth.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler
Eggplant and okra both have really icky textures.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 10:50 PM (+lVUW)
I know who she really is.
I missed a s story. Who are you talking about?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2016 10:51 PM (tOcW/)
Sure things. Prayers for those little girls and family
Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 10:51 PM (ksPsw)
family that lost both the mom and dad in a murder/suicide yesterday. He
was a great guy, great job, great wife, great everything - I never saw
this coming. They have 3 beautiful little girls.
I feel like heaving.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2016 10:46 PM (tr2D7)
Oh my God, how terrible. Absolutely will include all of those poor people in my prayers.
I guess not as great as it seemed. Tragic.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:51 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:51 PM (R7cwD)
opportunity to take a little poke at the Widow Cray Cray and let her now
I know who she really is, without revealing any way to contact me back.
Not going to do it, but man is it tempting.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 10:46 PM (D2vc1)
NO. NO NO NO!
It serves no purpose.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:49 PM (tHwdc)
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Agreed. All downside, no upside. My $.02.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 05, 2016 10:51 PM (L+dg+)
Thin slice, salt and drain the eggplant if needed, flour egg breadcrumb fry. Then bake with some sauce and lots of cheese.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 05, 2016 10:39 PM (Om16U)
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I bake the slices on a sheet and it is a LOT less greasy than frying.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2016 10:51 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 05, 2016 10:51 PM (M3DRt)
You'll never grow or buy the stuff again!
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 10:51 PM (PsVKW)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 05, 2016 10:51 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: The Mules at December 05, 2016 10:52 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:49 PM (R7cwD)
:: throws up a little in the back of his throat ::
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 10:52 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 05, 2016 10:48 PM (Om16U)
No clue. Mrs. jwb also Tivos "Days Of Our Lives" (and has taped it since at least 24 October 1972
)
The difference between the two shows is about 90 years.
Posted by: jwb7605 at December 05, 2016 10:52 PM (DofIg)
Tonight I have stumbled across a potential golden opportunity to take a little poke at the Widow Cray Cray and let her now I know who she really is, without revealing any way to contact me back.
Not going to do it, but man is it tempting.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 10:46 PM (D2vc1)
In the words of The Lord Humongous - just walk away.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:53 PM (0mRoj)
Oh, that is so awful. I'm sorry. Those poor girls!
Prayers on the way.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 05, 2016 10:53 PM (P8951)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:53 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 10:53 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: tbodie at December 05, 2016 10:53 PM (eg609)
flour dredge and fry, but you need to get some of that water out so you
can get some flavor in there.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 10:49 PM (MQZBa)
Nope. Nope nope nope.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:53 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 10:53 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2016 10:35 PM (vYaiw)
Here's something simple that no one will have seen:
Buy a box of Triscuits, some garlic sausage (or kielbasa), a little tube of wasabi and a jar of sushi ginger. These last two are in the Asian section of most grocery stores.
Slice the garlic sausage about 1/4" thick.
Put some Triscuits on a plate, and a little dab of wasabi on each Triscuits. Put a sausage slice on the wasabi, and a thins slice or two of sushi ginger on top.
Do not, under any circumstances, tell people about the wasabi, when you offer them your exclusive Ukrainian Sushi. Allow them to discover it for themselves.
(This is actually really good, once you get your proportions right).
Posted by: Halfwise at December 05, 2016 10:54 PM (rB/gm)
So, better than Old Country Buffet?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 10:54 PM (+lVUW)
Sorry to hear that. How ghastly. Will keep the children in prayers and the people who will be looking after them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2016 10:54 PM (tOcW/)
I feel like heaving.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2016 10:46 PM (tr2D7)
I have no words.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 10:35 PM
Stollen is the best. None in the store this year. Getting withdrawals.
Posted by: otho at December 05, 2016 10:55 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 10:55 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: tbodie at December 05, 2016 10:56 PM (eg609)
Jerry Brown vetoed Right to Try legislation in the same month CA established their new suicide hotline.
That's a suicide *assistance* hotline, not prevention.
It's not just jihadis that love death more than they love life.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2016 10:56 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at December 05, 2016 10:56 PM (Tyii7)
Thanks for the fruitcake recipe. I've save it in my folder for all of the great stuff from the food threads.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 10:56 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 10:50 PM (+lVUW)
*sputter*
Eggplant and okra both have multiple textures:
Eggplant: Very soft and creamy/some bite
Okra: Very soft and crunchy
The only thing wrong with eggplant and okra is that both have an in between texture that is awful.
Okra: Goopy, stringy, you swallow some and find out that what you swallowed is still connected to what's in your mouth so you sort of gag.
Eggplant: Too firm/rubbery and too watery. You didn't salt/squeeze beforehand to get enough water out, and/or you didn't cook long enough.
So you just don't eat either of them in their horrible-texture phase
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 10:56 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 10:35 PM
Stollen is the best. None in the store this year. Getting withdrawals.
Posted by: otho at December 05, 2016 10:55 PM (lmIoG)
The rush of shoplifting makes it better?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:56 PM (0mRoj)
Seems like there ought to be as much traffic going that way as the other.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 05, 2016 10:56 PM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 10:56 PM (kTF2Z)
Buy a box of Triscuits, some garlic sausage (or kielbasa), a little tube of wasabi and a jar of sushi ginger. These last two are in the Asian section of most grocery stores.
Slice the garlic sausage about 1/4" thick.
Put some Triscuits on a plate, and a little dab of wasabi on each Triscuits. Put a sausage slice on the wasabi, and a thins slice or two of sushi ginger on top.
Do not, under any circumstances, tell people about the wasabi, when you offer them your exclusive Ukrainian Sushi. Allow them to discover it for themselves.
(This is actually really good, once you get your proportions right).
Posted by: Halfwise at December 05, 2016 10:54 PM (rB/gm)
Fun fact: what is sold as "wasabi" in the West is in fact English mustard.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 10:57 PM (SRKgf)
Those little girls will need all the love you can give them.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2016 10:58 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 10:58 PM (ksPsw)
Jerry Brown vetoed Right to Try legislation in the same month CA established their new suicide hotline.
That's a suicide *assistance* hotline, not prevention.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2016 10:56 PM (wB8Tg)
Just in time for election night.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 10:58 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 05, 2016 10:59 PM (M3DRt)
Really? I didn't know that.
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at December 05, 2016 10:59 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:59 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:53 PM (0mRoj) fnord (0mRoj)
Yeah, *this*, Country.
With, like, seven exclamation points.
Maybe eight.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2016 10:59 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 10:59 PM (voOPb)
You can never go wrong substituting meat for the eggplant.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 10:59 PM (0OG8D)
I don't think Russian teacakes are supposed to be hard. These German cookies are meant to be hard. They taste good if you like anise.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 10:59 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 11:00 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 11:00 PM (MQZBa)
Posted by: tbodie at December 05, 2016 11:00 PM (eg609)
Posted by: Joey B at December 05, 2016 11:00 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:56 PM
I doubt it. Having to check with the local dealers to see who's holding. But, I don't want the stollen that's been stomped on. Want the good shit.
Posted by: otho at December 05, 2016 11:00 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 11:00 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 05, 2016 11:01 PM (fYFz4)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at December 05, 2016 11:01 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 10:57 PM (SRKgf)
Hell, I don't think I've had real wasabi even in Japan. It's like truffles, it grows where it wants to, and you're not going to tell it otherwise.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 11:01 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 05, 2016 11:01 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 11:01 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 11:01 PM (0OG8D)
5- Cheerios
4- Wheat Chex
3- Raisin Bran
2- Corn Flakes
1- Cap'n Crunch's Peanut Butter Crunch
Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2016 11:01 PM (vYaiw)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 10:47 PM (H5rtT)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 05, 2016 11:02 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 05, 2016 11:02 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:59 PM (0mRoj)
Sure. Or pickled. Or sliced and allowed to fall apart in something like a gumbo so that it lends a sleek thickening to the texture and a savory, subtle note to the flavor.
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 11:02 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:59 PM (0mRoj)*
Or pickled. Pickled okra is great.
Posted by: tbodie at December 05, 2016 11:02 PM (eg609)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 11:02 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 11:02 PM (MQZBa)
What's the rush?
There should be a Suicide Procrastination Phone Number.
You call and a recording asks you to call back tomorrow.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 05, 2016 11:03 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: tbodie at December 05, 2016 11:00 PM (eg609)
Thanks, I just kind of fell back into it. I don't want to be a Maetenloch copy cat, he was the ONT. But, it is a good feature and I'm happy that it is welcomed back.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 11:03 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2016 11:04 PM (6h0LK)
Posted by: tbodie at December 05, 2016 11:04 PM (eg609)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2016 11:04 PM (EZebt)
liver.
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 11:04 PM (R7cwD)
It is a much subtler flavor.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 11:02 PM (MQZBa)
Exactly. And it doesn't bite and go up your nose like the dyed horseradish we see in the West.
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 11:04 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 10:42
Oh boy did I get in trouble today. Brought home a load of cookies left over from our Christmas open house.
Wrapped on the counter the dogs never bothered anything like that. Well last night they ate over 3 dozen cookies! And broke a nice gold plate they were on.
I'm in the doghouse cause I didn't shut the bedroom door when I went to bed.
Sheet happens, but it's nice if you are forgiving over small sheet like this. Life amounts to more than this!
Posted by: Farmer at December 05, 2016 11:04 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 05, 2016 11:04 PM (kTF2Z)
Thanks as always for another fantabulous ONT, Mis Hum!
Question for willow: What's with the ' in front of your nic?
Posted by: ibguy at December 05, 2016 11:05 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 10:57 PM (SRKgf)
Hell, I don't think I've had real wasabi even in Japan. It's like truffles, it grows where it wants to, and you're not going to tell it otherwise.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 11:01 PM (8nWyX)
Yep. On fetching up in a British pub, under an orange light, I put a great dollop of what I thought was mayonnaise on my meal.
It turned out to be English mustard.
Fortunately, although the issue was in doubt for a while, I could still make babies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 11:05 PM (SRKgf)
At least they still carry their Bloody Mary pickles. Those are great!
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 11:05 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 11:05 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: davidt at December 05, 2016 11:05 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2016 10:46 PM (tr2D7) fnord (tr2D7)
I feel ya. Those three have a rough path in front of them, and I hope they have enough strong memories and sense of who they are not to get too lost.
And, you got it, a lot of the horde is saying a prayer.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2016 11:06 PM (wB8Tg)
liver.
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 11:04 PM (R7cwD)
Liver of a grown cow: I agree with you. Too strong.
Liver of a calf: Delicious if not overcooked
Liver of a pig: Great in a stir-fry if not overcooked
Liver of a chicken: I could eat these every day (if not overcooked)
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 11:06 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: biancaneve at December 05, 2016 11:06 PM (m8jQF)
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 11:04 PM (iMxBJ)
Business opportunity: dye phosphorus pentoxide and sell it as wasabi.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 11:07 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Hope Solo
Well, you and (over at I.Pundit) Maria Schneider.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 11:07 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 05, 2016 11:07 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: davidt at December 05, 2016 11:05 PM (XoldI)
That was dinner Saturday after making 10 loaves of fruit cake.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 11:07 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: ibguy at December 05, 2016 11:05 PM (vUcdz
er I took out my contacts, burning flu -cold eyes. ow
Posted by: willow without funky embelleshment at December 05, 2016 11:07 PM (R7cwD)
Prayers said. People really step up to the plate in situations like this. Quite a few years ago, a family I knew was in a horrible accident where both parents were killed and the 2 girls were injured to the point where they were out of school for months. Everyone came together for those girls. The single woman from across the state who had been named guardian actually took a leave of absence from her job so the girls could stay in their own home while they recovered.
There's always hope.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 11:08 PM (+lVUW)
liver.
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 11:04 PM (R7cwD)
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My Mom made liver & onions which I used to like when I was a kid. Then, I saw it raw in the fridge one time. Never would eat it again.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 05, 2016 11:09 PM (L+dg+)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 11:05 PM (R7cwD)
A/k/a aquarium gravel.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 11:09 PM (0mRoj)
liver.
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 11:04 PM (R7cwD)
I actually quite like liver, as long as it's not over-cooked, in which case it becomes like a baseball glove.
But then I realized that liver is the body's junkyard. It's pretty much like eating New Jersey.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 11:09 PM (SRKgf)
Ah, okay, thought I'd missed something. Feel better soon!
/pours homemade chicken soup through USB port.
Posted by: ibguy at December 05, 2016 11:09 PM (vUcdz)
I was going to say that it blooms in your mouth rather than your sinuses.
...
but, that sounds gayer than Ace's defense of the J. Crew Messenger Bag.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 11:10 PM (MQZBa)
I feel like heaving.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 05, 2016 10:46 PM (tr2D7)
Damn. Will do.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 11:10 PM (D2vc1)
That was the address of willow, an indirect reference so that she didn't have to be present in every comment.
Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2016 11:10 PM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 11:10 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 11:05 PM (R7cwD)
A/k/a aquarium gravel.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 11:09 PM (0mRoj)
Dentist gold.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 11:10 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Could have been. She had a special rolling pin so that when she rolled them out a picture was imprinted on them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 11:11 PM (+lVUW)
Our local W-M used to carry a Hot & Spicy pickled okra. As much as i tried, I could not eat the minimum quantity necessary for them to continue stocking it.
Posted by: tbodie at December 05, 2016 11:11 PM (eg609)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 10:44 PM (CRotO)
I like the original better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0
But is it my imagination, or are they wearing elf shoes in that photo?
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2016 11:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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My mind went into overdrive with Soviet puns there for a hot minute.
I should really try to take a break from this place every couple of days...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 11:11 PM (PsVKW)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 11:09 PM (0mRoj)
Bite Your tongue!
Flyboy I would fill my mouth at the dinner table as a chipmunk, run to the restroom and spit in the lavatory every Monday night at mums table. she had to have known .anyway, fgs that's some stinky stuff.
Posted by: willow without funky embelleshment at December 05, 2016 11:11 PM (R7cwD)
Oh, she's not hiding anything.
...smaller than a football.
Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2016 11:12 PM (MQZBa)
You need to find a nice normal gal.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 05, 2016 10:50 PM (Om16U)
Never thought that would be a problem in Texas, but I was wrong.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 11:12 PM (D2vc1)
liver.
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 11:04 PM
Properly cooked, with fava beans & a nice chianti, delicious!
Posted by: H. Lecter at December 05, 2016 11:13 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 11:13 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 11:13 PM (0OG8D)
I no longer have any respect at all for liberals. Once I thought they were misguided but sincere. That has changed over the past 8 years, and profoundly over the past 8 months or so.
They aren't idealists. They are pathetic little shits who try to compensate for their miserable, unhappy lives by worshipping power. They are true Fascists, steeped in hate, repeating lies, destroying all human connections in order to adore the Party and the Leader.
To hell with them all. Right now I wish all their worst fears about Trump were not only true, but vastly under-estimating the man. I wouldn't mind seeing mass deportations of every single damned Democrat in the land. Send them to Mexico or China; let them work their magic in those countries. They can destroy some other society for a change.
I'm not really even angry any more. It has settled down to a cold contempt. When I heard about the fire in Oakland, my first thought was, "A bunch of California hipsters died. Too bad it wasn't the whole city."
I don't like myself for thinking that way, but there it is.
This is how civil wars get started.
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 05, 2016 11:14 PM (orwmg)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 11:01 PM (0OG8D)
Yep. I would say that.
Posted by: Emmie at December 05, 2016 11:14 PM (xVuS6)
But then I realized that liver is the body's junkyard. It's pretty much like eating New Jersey.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 11:09 PM (SRKgf)
exactly the bodies garbage filter!
good for you Bah. oh I meant vomitus projectus
Posted by: willow without funky embelleshment at December 05, 2016 11:14 PM (R7cwD)
Posted by: biancaneve at December 05, 2016 11:14 PM (m8jQF)
Liver of a calf: Delicious if not overcooked
Liver of a pig: Great in a stir-fry if not overcooked
Liver of a chicken: I could eat these every day (if not overcooked)
White fish livers in Bayfield, WI.
Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2016 11:15 PM (Cf0i2)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 11:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: otho at December 05, 2016 11:15 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 11:16 PM (tHwdc)
My dad's 94, and that ad just cracks him up. Now he's saying it at dinner, about my cooking.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 11:16 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 11:16 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler
Okay, I overcame my laziness and did a search. They're called springerle.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 11:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler
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A brick of Velveeta & a can of Rotel can make an Emeril out of any Moron. You gou, brother!
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 11:17 PM (PsVKW)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2016 11:17 PM (fYFz4)
Posted by: tbodie at December 05, 2016 11:17 PM (eg609)
Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2016 11:15 PM (Cf0i2)
Haven't had the pleasure. Will have to remedy that someday.
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 11:17 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 11:02 PM (R7cwD) fnord (R7cwD)
They're still there, fighting and running. Many have been killed or enslaved, nobody really knows how many. Nobody even knows how many are alive now, it's wild guesses.
They might be headed the way of the Zoroastrians, especially if nobody deals with Daesh.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2016 11:18 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 11:10 PM (8nWyX)
The up close and personal pics she took of her anus, maybe?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 11:18 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: otho at December 05, 2016 10:55 PM (lmIoG)
If you have Aldi's grocery stores in your area, they carry it. They're owned by Germans.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 11:19 PM (+lVUW)
Actually, I know the reason: nobody knows how to cook organ meat properly, so nobody eats it . . . which means nobody ever learns to cook it properly.
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 05, 2016 11:19 PM (orwmg)
tonypete, what can be said to something such as this. prayers for the children, hopefully they have relativbes that will carry them through it.
ibguy, thanks, slurp.
nite all.
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2016 11:19 PM (R7cwD)
For some reason I'm getting a strong "You gotta try this -- it's like mango chutney and burnt hair" vibe in here tonight.
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Chopped mango + chopped sweet onion for a great salsa with pork.
Posted by: davidt at December 05, 2016 11:19 PM (XoldI)
I no longer have any respect at all for liberals.
Um, you used to have respect?
Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2016 11:19 PM (vYaiw)
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 11:05 PM (R7cwD)
A/k/a aquarium gravel.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 11:09 PM (0mRoj)
Dentist gold.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 11:10 PM (voOPb)
Great at the bottom of custard.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 11:19 PM (tHwdc)
This is kind of like what the Dems said about Obama in 2008, except that Carson actually has had a real job that took a lot of education and skill and brains (no pun intended.)
Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at December 05, 2016 11:19 PM (2JQBv)
Liberal black activists have launched a monthly “subscription box” designed for white people “to not only financially support Black femme freedom fighters, but also complete measurable tasks in the fight against white supremacy.”
The subscription service is called Safety pin box and was launched last week. Wearing a safety pin has recently become a symbol within the liberal community for one to show solidarity with minorities.
The group headed by Leslie Mac and Marissa Jenae Johnson. Johnson is one of the black lives matter protesters who interrupted Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders during a speech in Seattle last year.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 11:20 PM (IqV8l)
anyway hugs miss you hope you are well.
have to shluff off.
nite
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2016 11:20 PM (R7cwD)
And not the sort that has a syncopated beat.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2016 11:20 PM (yLUuz)
I don't like myself for thinking that way, but there it is.
This is how civil wars get started.
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 05, 2016 11:14 PM (orwmg)
I understand. I felt sympathy for the victims until I saw photos of some of them. Then I felt somewhat sorry, but I also I thought, "At least it wasn't decent people who died. At least it was worthless shitheads."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 11:20 PM (SRKgf)
I use beef, taco seasoning, Velveeta, and Pace salsa.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 11:21 PM (0OG8D)
Actually, I know the reason: nobody knows how to cook organ meat properly, so nobody eats it . . . which means nobody ever learns to cook it properly.
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 05, 2016 11:19 PM (orwmg)
That's not all of it. Unfamiliar texture is a big piece.
But you can acclimate. I did it with blue cheese, which I used to hate. First time: just a bite. Second time, 3 bites, and so on. Eventually you get it, and then it becomes normal and you can even crave it.
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 11:21 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: tbodie at December 05, 2016 11:21 PM (eg609)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 05, 2016 10:59 PM (M3DRt)
I've never made marzipan myself, but I think almond paste is an ingredient in it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 11:22 PM (+lVUW)
Pennsylvania’s largest two counties completed their presidential vote recounts Monday and Hillary Clinton only picked up five votes.
According to an election official in Philadelphia County, the largest county in the state, Clinton netted five votes after its final computations. Another official from the board of elections in the second largest county — Allegheny, where the city of Pittsburgh is located — told The Daily Caller that no numbers changed after their second recount was completed.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 11:22 PM (IqV8l)
Hey, there's a weird logic problem. When Willow says good night on the last post of the day, shouldn't that mean a new post just went up? But it can't, since it's on the last post of the day. But, Willow. This goes on and on.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 11:22 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 05, 2016 11:17 PM (fYFz4)
There's a restaurant up here set up in what used to be a liquor store in not-the-greatest part of town. They don't have any tables or chairs, it's all take-out, but their fish is always fresh and I would eat catfish nuggets and fried okra from there any day of the week.
http://eastsidefishfry.com/menu/
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 11:22 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 11:16 PM (tHwdc
Regular loaf pans. It really doesn't rise, much.
We made a double batch over the weekend.
It made 2 large loaf pans and 8 small loaf pans.
2 of the girls have boyfriends that like fruitcake, so they are getting some.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 11:23 PM (voOPb)
Okra should be fried.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 05, 2016 10:59 PM (0mRoj)
Or thrown away. (ducks and runs)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 11:23 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: JTB at December 05, 2016 11:23 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 11:20 PM (IqV8l)
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They are not safety pins. They are diaper pins, presumably for red diapers.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 05, 2016 11:24 PM (L+dg+)
Posted by: Hevel at December 05, 2016 11:24 PM (QJUdM)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 10:57 PM (SRKgf)
I believe it. Might be why it works with the garlic sausage.
I just like saying "Ukrainian Sushi". Also, eating it.
Posted by: Halfwise at December 05, 2016 11:24 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 05, 2016 11:19 PM (orwmg)
Because some organs - liver and kidneys in particular - concentrate heavy metal ions (e.g., Cd, Pb) and other toxic shit. It's part of their job description. That's why. /non-chemophobic chemist
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 11:24 PM (SRKgf)
-- Mike Rowe
Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2016 11:25 PM (29QcC)
Posted by: Emmie at December 05, 2016 11:25 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 11:19 PM
OK. Will try them.
Posted by: otho at December 05, 2016 11:25 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Hevel at December 05, 2016 11:24 PM (QJUdM)
It's been kinda quiet lately.
Or I've been cut off, one of the two.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 11:26 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 11:23 PM (+lVUW)
Well that was uncalled for.
Posted by: tbodie at December 05, 2016 11:26 PM (eg609)
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If you admit this to your cardiologist or your internal medicine doctor, you'll be on a special list. A list of future medications that you'll potentially need.
/organ meats, not so healthy. Worse than bacon i think...
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 05, 2016 11:26 PM (nFg65)
Posted by: Hevel at December 05, 2016 11:24 PM (QJUdM)
It's still there.
Posted by: The Groupin' Hat at December 05, 2016 11:26 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 11:18 PM (D2vc1)
Yeah, but wasn't that like two years ago? Just seems odd that it's being mentioned now, in like every thread. Or maybe I just now noticed the mentions.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 11:26 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2016 11:01 PM (vYaiw)
The problem with Cap'n Crunch was it cut the roof of my mouth.
I don't eat breakfast cereals besides oatmeal very much any more, but I like Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Best plain cereal is corn flakes.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 05, 2016 11:27 PM (P8951)
This is how civil wars get started.
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 05, 2016 11:14 PM (orwmg)
I knew we were headed for civil war the minute Obama was elected in 2008, for the simple reason that you can't have half of the population trying to ram Communism down the throats of the other half. Not without bloodshed.
Now we have one political party that is pulling out all the stops in an attempt to nullify an election they lost. And a media that is dehumanizing everyone who voted for the winner.
There is no place this can go other than civil war.
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2016 11:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Suds 46 at December 05, 2016 11:27 PM (3booC)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2016 11:27 PM (6h0LK)
Sugar Pops, which are now called Corn Pops because Big cereal came under attack for cereal that was half sugar. So they kept them half sugar and changed the name.
I haven't had any in years because I eat too much of them and put on weight. I have less self control with sugar pops than with booze.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 11:28 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 11:21 PM (0OG8D)
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I add sour cream and substitute italian sausage for beef for mine.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 05, 2016 11:28 PM (L+dg+)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2016 11:28 PM (vYaiw)
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 05, 2016 11:26 PM (nFg65)
I think they're OK now; I'm not sure.
I'll leave you all to argue about it - time to go to bed.
'night, horde.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 05, 2016 11:28 PM (P8951)
This is how civil wars get started.
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 05, 2016 11:14 PM (orwmg)
I have to respond to this. First, I understand exactly how you feel. But they aren't all hateful fascists. I have a high school friend who is a liberal (but certainly no SJW). She's just misguided. I promise you, they aren't ALL evil, but through their votes, unfortunately, will enable evil.
She always defends me from her crazy friends, whenever I post political opinions on her FB posts, and forces them to settle down and be civil.
Maybe it's like Sodom and Gomorrah - you find ONE who isn't evil.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 11:28 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2016 11:27 PM (6h0LK)
Si vis pace salsa, para bellum.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 11:29 PM (8nWyX)
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My heritage is Eastern European; my grandparents on Mom's side are straight from the old country. I also live in the "North."
I have no idea what okra is and why anyone wants to eat it.
/like "brussel sprouts" Baby cabbages? Baby lettuce? IDK.
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 05, 2016 11:29 PM (nFg65)
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***raises hand***
They gave me a flu shot while I was in for my heart attack three weeks ago so this probably isn't the flu but I feel like crap. It started as a head cold thing a week ago but now it feels bronchitis like. I'm working on coughing up both lungs and my chest is starting to hurt a tiny bit. I see the cardiologist tomorrow, I'll try to get some good cough meds that work.....
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at December 05, 2016 11:29 PM (JNDQi)
Or, an asshole. Really, some of them have been around for years.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2016 11:29 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 05, 2016 10:17 PM (EZebt)
It is handy for matching your paints, so yes.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2016 11:29 PM (yLUuz)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 05, 2016 11:29 PM (M3DRt)
We have a diagnosis...
4 fractured ribs from a car wreck 2 weeks ago (he refused med treat)
Pneumonia
a bit of fluid on stomach
gallstones
and some cysts on liver and kidneys.
oh and a small hernia.
He is not happy with his spawn. We sent him in an ambulance and didn't listen to his hazy and incoherent protest. He will be in hospital for a few days.
Thanks for the prayers sent earlier and for any you fine folks might want to send aloft.
Posted by: madamemayhem at December 05, 2016 11:29 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: Emmie at December 05, 2016 11:30 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 05, 2016 11:30 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Hevel at December 05, 2016 11:30 PM (QJUdM)
Posted by: chemgeoff at December 05, 2016 11:31 PM (8SG/h)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 11:26 PM (8nWyX)
Eh, these things come in waves. "The guys get shirts" had a longer run than that. And has it really been two years? I didn't put it on my calendar or anything.
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 11:31 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Hevel at December 05, 2016 11:24 PM (QJUdM)
*****
The yahoo group is still there. Sometimes everyone gets really quiet but other times we have some good discussions. The weird thing about the group is that a lot of the members don't post here. They're strictly at the group which is a real shame. There are some really funny, smart people in that mix that would be a great asset to the blog if they commented here. A few of them are Empire of Jeff level hilarious. Speaking of EoJ, has anyone heard from him?
Posted by: L, Elle at December 05, 2016 11:31 PM (ksPsw)
Posted by: Emmie at December 05, 2016 11:31 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 05, 2016 11:29 PM (nFg65)
Picture a chili pepper, only it's not spicy, but kind of gooey on the inside. You can slice and fry it, or use the goo to thicken up stuff like gumbo.
Also it's stamping on a human face, forever, for some reason.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 11:31 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: jayhawkone at December 05, 2016 11:32 PM (ZD+J8)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
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Hey!
I resemble that remark!
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 11:32 PM (PsVKW)
Posted by: Trimegistus at December 05, 2016 11:14 PM (orwmg) fnord (orwmg)
I guess I empathize but it's more complicated than that.
We have done a piss-poor job of stopping their arrogant advance and we've cooperated too much in insulating them from the consequences of their decisions.
We have other priorities, and lives, and we don't think we should have to waste all our energy teaching them remedial responsibility. Life's not fair.
It's like Spoiled Brat became a culture, self-justifying and reinforcing, and there's no real way to get rid of it completely because spoiled brats come up in every generation.
We just have to stop allowing them to pretend to be something they're not.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2016 11:32 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at December 05, 2016 11:29 PM (JNDQi)
Generic Mucinex has worked well for me. Of course for you, definitely check with cardiologist before taking any new meds.
Posted by: tbodie at December 05, 2016 11:32 PM (eg609)
Posted by: davidt at December 05, 2016 11:05 PM (XoldI)
I like liver if someone else cooks it. I would even like braunschweiger if I didn't have concerns about what is ground up and put in there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 11:32 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 05, 2016 10:24 PM (9l8jG)
now you are trifling with me.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2016 11:32 PM (yLUuz)
Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at December 05, 2016 11:32 PM (2JQBv)
Posted by: willow at December 05, 2016 11:20 PM (R7cwD) fnord (R7cwD)
You too, person who left before I responded!
Hope you get better soon.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2016 11:33 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 11:33 PM (0OG8D)
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Good luck and prayers MadamMayhem.
My Dad had health issues for many years, and he was the worst patient ever. Was so hard on my Mom. However... he responded well to me. Realized that "wow, my daughter who can be as obnoxious as I am is good for bullying medical staff."
So.. if you have a child that has a personality like he has, that might be the child that he responds to, if he's not responding well to you. Old school men don't like to appear weak to their wives, but will sometimes accept help from their children.
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 05, 2016 11:34 PM (nFg65)
Granted, the thought of the holidays without Carl sucks beyond all recognition, but I can't dwell on that.
I have kids and grandbabies to think of.
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 11:34 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 11:31 PM (iMxBJ)
I only knew that the hack happened in 2014 because I looked it up today. I only looked it up because I'd never heard her name before (and at first thought it had something to do with one of the new Star Wars movies).
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 11:34 PM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 11:06 PM (iMxBJ)
A very long time ago I had a spaghetti dish with chicken livers at an Italian restaurant. It was great. I haven't seen it in an Italian restaurant since.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 11:35 PM (+lVUW)
She always defends me from her crazy friends, whenever I post political opinions on her FB posts, and forces them to settle down and be civil.
Maybe it's like Sodom and Gomorrah - you find ONE who isn't evil.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 11:28 PM (tHwdc)
I'm sure you're correct.
Unfortunately, we're way past the tipping point where an overwhelming majority of them are in fact evil Fascists who want us on the Right subjugated, if not outright destroyed.
The few that aren't evil will be forced to choose, and when they do, it will be their for their side. So in the end, the results are the same.
In this war, everyone will have to choose a side, otherwise it will likely be chosen for them.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 11:35 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 11:29 PM (8nWyX)
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http://www.lavictoria.com/products/salsa/
FTW!
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 05, 2016 11:35 PM (6h0LK)
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 11:35 PM (CRotO)
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Braunschweiger is amazing.
However, I had a thick sandwich of it the night before a blood test. Even with 10 hours of fasting, it still made my test results go really bad and freaked out my doctor.
"Why is your cholesterol so high? Why? WHY?"
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 05, 2016 11:36 PM (nFg65)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 11:35 PM (+lVUW)
Weirdly enough, there's a full-menu pizza chain in these parts that offers a really nice dish of honeycomb tripe in tomato sauce with green peppers. I'm not even sure it's on the menu, but multiple branches have it.
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 11:36 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 11:33 PM (0OG8D)
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That would probably be good. I don't like too spicy, so the sour cream helps mellow it. Serve with Tostitos scoops.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 05, 2016 11:38 PM (L+dg+)
Posted by: Mallfly suPreme at December 05, 2016 11:38 PM (2JQBv)
HI, Y'ALL!
(If I avoid the barrel on that one I should get a reward. Like, a slice of fruit cake.)
I clicked on the Dirty Disney link, only to find actual Disney dastardliness barely mentioned, although I admit I skimmed it pretty fast.
Speaking of, there was a girl-girl smooch on Supergirl this past week. All I can say is, at least it wasn't guys. (Yes, I am a guy who's prejudiced.) And, at least it wasn't the Supergirl herself - she's plainly into a guy. But the whole "nothing wrong with it" homo thing, which is surely peaking, is still strong in Massed Mediuh. But, it involved S'girl's "sister" Alex, which just goes to show you what can happen when you name a girl with a guy name. (Looks around warily at local Alexes....)
Relatedly, Mark Dice interviews Les Modernes about how "okay" is incest. *siiigh*
https://youtu.be/mx457T7iWMA
I'd rant about the runaround we got from our cable company, but I've already written too long a howdy comment, and have to go drive home now anyway.
C U L8R. Or more correctly, C U'all L8R.
Posted by: mindful webworker - what th'? at December 05, 2016 11:38 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 05, 2016 11:34 PM (nFg65)
"Strong got to be."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 11:39 PM (SRKgf)
In this war, everyone will have to choose a side, otherwise it will likely be chosen for them.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 11:35 PM (D2vc1)
For me the key is that the Left wants to tell everyone how to live, and what to think...
The Right wants people to think for themselves... and live the way they wish... just not forcing it on others.
Even those who are 'nice' about it... still want to control your behavior.... and speech...
So the 'nice' ones? while not in your face about it, are still part of the enemy IMO.
Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2016 11:39 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at December 05, 2016 11:39 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 11:40 PM (PsVKW)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 05, 2016 11:34 PM (8nWyX)
This is making me giggle for some reason.
Maybe hogmartin has stumbled upon a new meme.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 11:40 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 11:40 PM (0OG8D)
"Strong got to be."
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And that's not a bad thing.
It just takes a little while to figure out how to work around it, that's all.
/I play a doctor in another life!
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 05, 2016 11:41 PM (nFg65)
Posted by: Usntakim at December 05, 2016 11:41 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: chemgeoff at December 05, 2016 11:31 PM (8SG/h)
Trumps authoritarianism is troubling indeed. Hillary, who by the way won the popular vote, would have been a stabilizing force.
Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2016 11:41 PM (vYaiw)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 11:40 PM (0OG8D)
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If you are making it for a group, this is the safe way to go IMO.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 05, 2016 11:42 PM (L+dg+)
It's all meat. I don't really get why so many people are squeamish
about it. They eat dead-pig muscle and fat, why not dead-pig brains and
liver?
My family splits up 3-4 cows every year and when we started I could get the heart, tongue and livers because no one wanted them. I made the mistake of bringing smoked tongue and heart once and now everyone wants it.
Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2016 11:43 PM (Cf0i2)
Posted by: Usntakim at December 05, 2016 11:44 PM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 05, 2016 11:28 PM (tHwdc) fnord (tHwdc)
It's not even that, you've got a coalition of the complicit, the misinformed, the hysterical, the dependent, the power-mad and the fearful.
Some of those concerns can be addressed and some of them can't.
The reason things are so hateful in politics is, largely, to keep people from being persuaded.
A lot of people just operate on prejudices and peer pressure and absorbing what the MFM and social media tells them. They are only invested to the extent of habit and their peer culture.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2016 11:44 PM (wB8Tg)
That's interesting. Remember the list of celebrities who were supposedly going to leave the country if Trump won? Well, almost every one of these diversity fans had talked about moving to Canada or Europe. The only one who said he'd move to Mexico was George Lopez.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 11:44 PM (+lVUW)
Even those who are 'nice' about it... still want to control your behavior.... and speech...
So the 'nice' ones? while not in your face about it, are still part of the enemy IMO.
Posted by: Don Q. at December 05, 2016 11:39 PM (qf6WZ)
I totally believe that, if it came to this, that some of my Obama loving church friends/coworkers would turn me in to the camps if we lost.
I felt at first Trump's win delayed CW 2.0, but I no longer feel that way.
After the holidays, it's back to preparation.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 05, 2016 11:45 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 11:40 PM (PsVKW)
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Woof!
Posted by: Tucker at December 05, 2016 11:46 PM (Nox3c)
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There is always hope, and remember: no two people respond the same way to an illness, which is why the practice of medicine is an art, not a science.
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 05, 2016 11:46 PM (nFg65)
"Colorado Care" and the exhorbitant added tax on cigarettes (with the mandated slush fund tacked on) failed, so at least we have that going for us.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 11:46 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Lirio100 at December 05, 2016 11:47 PM (JK7Jw)
Posted by: Usntakim at December 05, 2016 11:47 PM (hMqvx)
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Of course they would
Tyranny of those who think they are helping you because you do not see the error of your ways.
Still tyranny.
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 05, 2016 11:48 PM (nFg65)
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Let me guess, he hasn't budge an inch out of his Bel Air home. Amirite?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Usntakim at December 05, 2016 11:44 PM (hMqvx) fnord (hMqvx)
Like I keep telling my boring, turtle-minded cardiologists, what I need right now is some Mad Science!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 05, 2016 11:49 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 11:50 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Tucker at December 05, 2016 11:46 PM (Nox3c)
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HA!
I'm not sure who you are, but that really made me smile. Thank you!
And if you haven't seen the pic of Tucker wearing his tie yet, OMG...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 11:51 PM (PsVKW)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 11:40 PM (PsVKW)
I have enjoyed braunschweiger on occasion, but I think there are better examples of God's love- or at least ones that do not leave you feeling greasy for the rest of the day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 11:52 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 11:52 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2016 11:53 PM (vYaiw)
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 05, 2016 11:34 PM (nFg65)
It's my dad. No one is quite like him. He will occasionally adjust his behavior if one of his grandspawn gets worried. But half the time he just digs in his heels and won't budge. Last yr he was very ill wouldn't eat, wouldn't listen, wouldn't go to the doc, and just in general being shitty with me to the point where I just couldn't take it anymore. I wound up telling Thing One and Thing Two, "Done. He is being hateful to me so you guys deal with our father for a while" Pappy got over his grump but he definitely can put the mayhem in Pappymayhem.
Posted by: madamemayhem at December 05, 2016 11:53 PM (yTnCT)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2016 11:53 PM (vYaiw)
On the bright side: Nuclear War= no more twitter!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 11:53 PM (92kX2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 11:54 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at December 05, 2016 11:54 PM (SFb9x)
Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2016 11:55 PM (Cf0i2)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 05, 2016 11:55 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2016 11:41 PM (vYaiw)
I'm so concerned and afraid, I may never sleep a wink. Thankfully Hillary and The GOP will work at every turn to defeat all Trump policies.
Posted by: chemgeoff at December 05, 2016 11:55 PM (8SG/h)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 11:40 PM (PsVKW)
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What's braunschweiger?
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 11:55 PM (CRotO)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2016 11:53 PM (vYaiw)
It doesn't bother me a bit.
Posted by: rickl at December 05, 2016 11:56 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2016 11:53 PM (vYaiw)
At least it'll be women and minorities that suffer most, so white guys finally catch a break.
Posted by: Halfwise at December 05, 2016 11:56 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Smorgas at December 05, 2016 11:56 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2016 11:41 PM (vYaiw)
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LOL!!!
Really?
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 11:57 PM (CRotO)
You call and a recording asks you to call back tomorrow.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at December 05, 2016 11:03 PM (Om16U)
*beep* "For assistance in Spanish press 2"
*beep* "todos los operadores son ocupados al momento. Favor, no se cuelgue"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 05, 2016 11:57 PM (yLUuz)
Posted by: Smorgas at December 05, 2016 11:57 PM (rH4JY)
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 11:55 PM (CRotO)
Liverwurst.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 05, 2016 11:58 PM (92kX2)
You eat sardines - I would bet you'd like it.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 05, 2016 11:58 PM (PsVKW)
Posted by: Halfwise at December 05, 2016 11:56 PM (rB/gm)
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Fuck y'all.
As a woman and a minority, I ain't suffering for nobody.
Piss off.
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 11:58 PM (CRotO)
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***raises hand***
Had it. Got it from my brother. Started in my sinuses, went to my throat, worked its way down to the base of my lungs like a bronchitis. I coughed for three weeks and it lasted for over a month. In the end I couldn't even take a deep breath. Awful.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at December 05, 2016 11:58 PM (SFb9x)
Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2016 11:58 PM (Cf0i2)
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at December 05, 2016 11:58 PM (R2dMB)
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 11:59 PM (CRotO)
Instead of tweeting to notify us that Rosie O'Donnell is a disgusting slob and her show was canceled because nobody wanted to watch it since she's a nasty person (Sad!), he'll be able to wake up every American at 3am to remind us all of this basic fact.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 05, 2016 11:59 PM (0OG8D)
May the Lord bless those 3 little girls with Love and Healing.
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 05, 2016 11:59 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2016 11:53 PM (vYaiw)
Don't be such a pussy. If you're scared, imagine how America's enemies (foreign) must feel.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 05, 2016 11:59 PM (SRKgf)
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I feel your pain. My dad was the exact same way. So stubborn and phobic of doctors that he ruined his health and was disabled for almost 15 years before he passed away. I think his biggest regret was that he did not take care of his health; not because it hurt him, but because it hurt my Mom and I (I'm an only child.) He spent most of that 15 years grumbling but let us take care of his health and we did a pretty good job I think. But it was super rough, with lots and lots of arguing.
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 05, 2016 11:59 PM (nFg65)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:00 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 05, 2016 11:20 PM (IqV8l)
Lovely. Have any of these geniuses given a thought to how much money their mass protests cost the cash strapped cities that they protest in? These cities can't just pull the money out of thin air for the police overtime, etc. When cities have to take a hard look at their budgets, it isn't going to hurt people like me. It's going to hurt low income people, including minorities.
Trimegistus has lost respect for liberals? Of course you have. They're too stupid to see the reality in front of their faces.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 06, 2016 12:00 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Smorgas at December 05, 2016 11:56 PM (rH4JY)
Me too, now that the passengers are on the train.
Posted by: All a- at December 06, 2016 12:01 AM (rB/gm)
Also known as liver sausage here in the Chicago area.
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Liverwurst in the Detroit area.
It's sold in kind of a roll with the lunch meats. Very, very highly recommended. I like mine with mustard.
Posted by: shibumi who needs new anti rage medication at December 06, 2016 12:01 AM (nFg65)
As a woman and a minority, I ain't suffering for nobody.
Piss off.
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 11:58 PM (CRotO)
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I do believe these posts are sarc, without the posters being smart enough to label them as such.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 06, 2016 12:01 AM (L+dg+)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something
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I've been at it for a month.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2016 12:02 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Flyboy at December 06, 2016 12:01 AM (L+dg+)
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Just wanted my feelings known.
I understand there are posters here that have a bone of contention to pick.
Just wanted it to be known it better not be with me.
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 06, 2016 12:03 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at December 06, 2016 12:03 AM (R2dMB)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2016 12:04 AM (vYaiw)
Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2016 12:04 AM (HwVbl)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 06, 2016 12:04 AM (0OG8D)
The job I have now is not completely horrible, but this one would be closer, more money and shorter hours per day.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:04 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2016 12:04 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 06, 2016 12:03 AM (CRotO)
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And with that, I will leave it to them to explain. Or not.
Whatever.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 06, 2016 12:04 AM (L+dg+)
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 06, 2016 12:05 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Halfwise at December 05, 2016 11:56 PM (rB/gm)
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Fuck y'all.
As a woman and a minority, I ain't suffering for nobody.
Piss off.
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 11:58 PM (CRotO)
Peace, dear lady
I am trolling our troll, tongue in cheek, thought it was obvious.
Posted by: Halfwise at December 06, 2016 12:05 AM (rB/gm)
And,
[iI'm so concerned and afraid, I may never sleep a wink. Thankfully Hillary and The GOP will work at every turn to defeat all Trump policies.
Posted by: chemgeoff at December 05, 2016 11:55 PM (8SG/h)
The cthulhu is still banned for nothing, but day after day, people get to publicly trash a guy that voluntarily walked away months ago - without so much as a warning...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 12:05 AM (PsVKW)
Are women in Cuba so horrid compared with other locations that they inspire their husbands to flee by the millions?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2016 12:05 AM (rH4JY)
There's a story in the national news about some teenager who beheaded another teenager. They showed video of the murdering little shit. You took one look at him and think, yep, can see him doing it. He had the biggest head of Bozo the clown hair you ever saw, probably 3 feet across. Honestly, I don't know how his mother could get through the day without slapping him. I can only imagine what kind of crap his teachers had to put up with from them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 06, 2016 12:06 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 06, 2016 12:06 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Usntakim at December 06, 2016 12:06 AM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2016 12:04 AM (ZO497)
He did make the trains run over people on time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:06 AM (92kX2)
When I was a kid my grandfather would slap big thick slices of liver sausage on bread with ketchup for us. Did the same with salami.
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2016 12:07 AM (Cf0i2)
Posted by: Aetius
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Those commies are known for their efficiency.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2016 12:07 AM (ZO497)
Dontcha think?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 12:07 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: chemgeoff at December 06, 2016 12:08 AM (8SG/h)
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 11:59 PM (CRotO)
Good brands are miles beyond canned tuna, you can use them in the same recipes. Not so good brands, the neighborhood cats won't touch them.
I get kind of icked out eating a whole fish like I'm f'ng Gollum or something, so I do a tapenade with olives, good sardines, and some grated gruyere and just mash it all and eat it on crackers. Highly recommended.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2016 12:08 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 06, 2016 12:09 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 06, 2016 12:09 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2016 12:09 AM (vYaiw)
He made himself into a parody.
Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2016 12:10 AM (kCDOM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2016 12:10 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 12:11 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2016 12:09 AM (vYaiw)
Neither do they. Where would they sell the Iphones and t-shirts?
Well, aside from Anka's band.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:11 AM (92kX2)
Dontcha think?
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 12:07 AM (QDnY+)
Is this like when the anarchist groups consisted entirely of undercover agents looking for anarchists?
Posted by: Halfwise at December 06, 2016 12:12 AM (rB/gm)
Trump taking the call from the president of Taiwan might bring us to a crisis with China. We dont need to be at war with the worlds largest population.
Posted by: cm9000
Michael Savage was screaming this today.
And he is (was?) a big Trump supporter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2016 12:12 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2016 12:09 AM (vYaiw)
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China needs us more than we need China.
China wants to get into a shooting war, not all that concerned.
They may have more peeps, but that could be easily remedied.
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 06, 2016 12:12 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 12:12 AM (QDnY+)
I imagine they'd be rank as hell, but are there fish sausages?
Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2016 12:13 AM (kCDOM)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2016 12:09 AM (vYaiw)
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Dude, it is time to go one of two ways right now. Admit you are trolling (if you are you are doing it very badly), or admit thie is Sarc (you are also doing this very badly).
Which one is it?
Posted by: Flyboy at December 06, 2016 12:13 AM (L+dg+)
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2016 12:14 AM (Cf0i2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 12:15 AM (9l8jG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2016 12:10 AM (ZO497)
Would if I could, it's just a bridge too far right now. I do have two new tins of smoked Latvian Riga Sprats in the pantry, so I'm working my way up to it.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2016 12:15 AM (8nWyX)
Sarcasm. Gotta be.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 12:15 AM (QDnY+)
Don't try to legitimize your bizarre culinary tastes by attributing them to me. Nobody likes fruitcake. That's why, as Johnny Carson noted, there's only one fruitcake that people send back and forth to each other during the holidays.
Posted by: The ONT at December 06, 2016 12:15 AM (QlyN5)
Posted by: t-bird
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Maybe so, but that's the second or third time TODAY that I saw some stoopid spoof of his nic.
Three months later? Talk about living in someone's head...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 12:15 AM (PsVKW)
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Oh goody, I only have 2 more weeks of coughing.......
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at December 06, 2016 12:15 AM (JNDQi)
Posted by: the swedesh chef at December 06, 2016 12:15 AM (jrFgU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:16 AM (RPdO5)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 06, 2016 12:16 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at December 06, 2016 12:16 AM (ZLQuU)
Feeling a bit disgruntled at the moment.
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 06, 2016 12:09 AM (CRotO)
You've been through more than most, I understand.
I'd send over a hogshead of regruntlement if it would help. I'm fairly new here but I know you are among friends.
Posted by: Halfwise at December 06, 2016 12:16 AM (rB/gm)
Posted by: origional Jake at December 06, 2016 12:16 AM (jrFgU)
I have two brothers, Thing One is older, Thing Two is younger. Thing One travels a bit for his job and Pappy always seems to have some major health issue when One is out of the country. He was supposed to leave for Turkey last weekend, but got postponed until next sunday..
We all get along and since Mom passed away in 2009 we all look after our delightful but stubborn Pappy. For 3 yrs in a row he had a major health situation in May. Hospitalized in May every yr for three yrs. in a row. We told him we would just haul him off the hospital on May 1 and tell them to call us if he was okay on June 1. The next yr, he didn't need hospital in may but wound up in the e.r. twice in june and again in july which kept him in for about 3 months. When he got carted off tonight we were basically saying hey it isn't may yet and started the betting on what the problem would be. We all called the ribs, I got the pneumonia, and we all missed the gallstones and cyst thingys. We are a weird family.
Mayhem for the win!!
Posted by: madamemayhem at December 06, 2016 12:16 AM (yTnCT)
Trump taking the call from Taiwan strikes me on a gut level as the right thing to do. China is not a bulwark against the Soviets anymore. Taiwan is an island of democracy is a sea of totalitarian bullshit.
If simply taking a call or *gasp* opening diplomatic relations with a free democracy will cause the Chinese to go ape, then maybe we need to rethink who are the dangerous ones.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:16 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 12:17 AM (QDnY+)
crisis with China. We dont need to be at war with the worlds largest
population."
We're tanned rested and ready!
Posted by: Cuban Boat Builders at December 06, 2016 12:17 AM (MJkxq)
"I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I've ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons of bitches who should have died long ago..."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2016 12:17 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: chemgeoff at December 06, 2016 12:18 AM (8SG/h)
Posted by: t-bird at December 06, 2016 12:13 AM (kCDOM)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 06, 2016 12:18 AM (Nox3c)
Lies a tombstone white
With the name of the late deceased
The epitaph drear, a fool lies here
Who tried to hustle the East.
Posted by: R. Kipling at December 06, 2016 12:18 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 06, 2016 12:19 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: dartist
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It don't get no better.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2016 12:19 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2016 12:19 AM (Cf0i2)
Posted by: chemgeoff at December 06, 2016 12:18 AM (8SG/h)
That was word salad to me when I first glanced at it. I must be getting tired.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:20 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 06, 2016 12:20 AM (KP5rU)
"I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hand. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs in the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I've ever been, and happy too. They were Communists, Lee. They were red sons of bitches who should have died long ago..."
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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I actually miss you posting that, Mike.
I used to see it at least weekly, but haven't in a while...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 12:21 AM (PsVKW)
Posted by: dartist
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We're in worse shape than I imagined.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2016 12:21 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 05, 2016 11:53 PM (vYaiw)
I fear that his wife walking around without a hajib will make muslims hate us and try to kill us.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 12:22 AM (yLUuz)
I used to see it at least weekly, but haven't in a while...
Posted by: Chi
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Became hackney'd. Once a month seems about right.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2016 12:22 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Jason Fung at December 06, 2016 12:23 AM (QlyN5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:23 AM (RPdO5)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2016 12:23 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Bob Dole - Vote Viagra! at December 06, 2016 12:23 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: dartist
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Did I miss something?
Did Hammer go to the doctor?
How'd he do?
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 12:24 AM (PsVKW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2016 12:24 AM (ZLQuU)
Michael Savage was screaming this today.
Seriously? And how, precisely, will this large population be arrayed against us? Put on boats and sent across the Pacific? (Sunk at least a thousand miles off the California coast.) Force-marched through Russia, Alaska, and Canada? (There won't be nearly as many when they get here.)
Even if they could get here, how are they going to be fed and supplied?
This is a deeply silly argument.
Posted by: mikeski at December 06, 2016 12:24 AM (lO+tS)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 06, 2016 12:26 AM (0OG8D)
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I agree. Let's declare war on China. The porcelain alone will be worth it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2016 12:26 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:06 AM (92kX2)
I know you are being funny, but of course the trains had to run on time.
The gulags had a SCHEDULE.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 12:27 AM (yLUuz)
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Let me guess, he hasn't budge an inch out of his Bel Air home. Amirite?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)
None of them have moved.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 06, 2016 12:27 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2016 12:27 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: chemgeoff at December 06, 2016 12:27 AM (8SG/h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:27 AM (RPdO5)
Michael Savage was screaming this today.
Umm..... why would Trump taking a call from the leader of Taiwan be more upsetting to the Chinese than those weapons that Oblabo sold to Taiwan?
Posted by: madamemayhem at December 06, 2016 12:27 AM (yTnCT)
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Fleeing is the only answer.
Well, that and raping. And beheading. And sploding.
Posted by: Muslim men and "teenagers" at December 06, 2016 12:27 AM (nFg65)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2016 12:26 AM (ZLQuU)
I like rice and tea.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:27 AM (92kX2)
The gulags had a SCHEDULE.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 12:27 AM (yLUuz)
They also had quotas.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:28 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: dartist
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We're in worse shape than I imagined.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
The cat actually got sick too for a few days there at the end, before I finally died, or got better. I forget. I'm cereal.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at December 06, 2016 12:28 AM (SFb9x)
Posted by: mikeski at December 06, 2016 12:24 AM (lO+tS)
There are any number of US-friendly countries that they could mess with. Japan, South Korea, the Philippines, Taiwan, &c. They don't have to invade the US mainland, just force us to either come to the show or else admit impotence.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2016 12:28 AM (8nWyX)
Did Hammer go to the doctor?
How'd he do?
Posted by: Chi
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Hammer's fine... all systems are nominal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2016 12:28 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2016 12:29 AM (IqV8l)
Let's see, biggest creditor, biggest creditor, gotta be on this list somewhere...
China will do an awful lot to avoid a war with its biggest debtor and biggest export customer.
Posted by: Halfwise at December 06, 2016 12:29 AM (rB/gm)
George W. Bush sold the RoC a lot of weapons including new submarines.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:29 AM (RPdO5)
Michael Savage was screaming this today.
Seriously? And how, precisely, will this large population be arrayed against us? Put on boats and sent across the Pacific? (Sunk at least a thousand miles off the California coast.) Force-marched through Russia, Alaska, and Canada? (There won't be nearly as many when they get here.)
Even if they could get here, how are they going to be fed and supplied?
This is a deeply silly argument.
Posted by: mikeski at December 06, 2016 12:24 AM (lO+tS)
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To my everlasting shame, my little brother in the Chicago burbs put up a Savage post that was basically a post election "never Trump".
I knew the rest of my family there reflexively pulled a D lever reflexively, but from was really disappointing.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 06, 2016 12:30 AM (L+dg+)
Posted by: madamemayhem at December 06, 2016 12:27 AM (yTnCT)
It makes the Communist Chinese loose face.
Posted by: Bob Dole lasting longer than four hours at December 06, 2016 12:31 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: mikeski at December 06, 2016 12:31 AM (lO+tS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:31 AM (RPdO5)
Loose face? Like when they opened the Ark? Yeah, I'd be mad, too.
Posted by: mikeski at December 06, 2016 12:31 AM (lO+tS)
Posted by: Corona at December 06, 2016 12:31 AM (xVq5B)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2016 12:32 AM (ZLQuU)
Trump is not going to be put into any mold about what "presidential" is or how a president should act. He's going to redefine that. All that is a bunch of tradition and rules and manners and shit.
He is not going to put on the traditional "suit" of the presidency. He's going to tweet whatever the fuck he wants to tweet, and act the fuck like he wants to act. And he'll tell you want you can do if you don't like it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 12:32 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 12:33 AM (PsVKW)
Loose face can be cured by modern surgical techniques.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
e.g. Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 06, 2016 12:33 AM (IqV8l)
They posted what looked like a steak.
Made with surgar and flour
And baked for an hour,
It ended up being fruitcake.
Posted by: Jason Fung at December 06, 2016 12:33 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Flyboy at December 06, 2016 12:34 AM (L+dg+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:31 AM (RPdO5)
Someone stole the gate to Auschwitz? How did I miss that one?
Lemme guess, crazy frat scavenger hunt?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:34 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 12:33 AM (PsVKW)
Is it time?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:35 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: biancaneve at December 06, 2016 12:35 AM (m8jQF)
Posted by: mikeski at December 06, 2016 12:31 AM (lO+tS)
Sounds like something the Trumpists would do. History repeating itself.
Posted by: chemgeoff at December 06, 2016 12:35 AM (8SG/h)
Posted by: Chi
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I lost the thought while pondering 'hacknied' vs. hackney'd.
Well, howdy-do to you too.
I need to post a picture of that cat. He was a great guy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2016 12:35 AM (ZO497)
They are sooo wonderful, it is just that I worry that they are being fished near where the Soviet navy dumped its old used up reactors.
(*prolly some of those heathen ones like Uller, but still tasty)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 12:36 AM (yLUuz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2016 12:37 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: biancaneve
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A. Tough it out
Or
B. Antibiotics
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2016 12:37 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 12:37 AM (9l8jG)
You ever someone in an anime eating a bowl of ramen, and there's this star-shaped white thing with a red swirl on it floating in the bowl? That's Narutomaki, a type of fish sausage.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 06, 2016 12:37 AM (0OG8D)
against us? Put on boats and sent across the Pacific? (Sunk at least a
thousand miles off the California coast.) Force-marched through Russia,
Alaska, and Canada? (There won't be nearly as many when they get here.)
There are also a fair amount of ex-military here who are more than qualified to help bring that number to zero.
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2016 12:38 AM (Cf0i2)
Posted by: Halfwise at December 06, 2016 12:12 AM (rB/gm)
You forgot the two college students looking for dates and the guy who got suckered into paying the damage deposit for the meeting room for a "friend"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 12:38 AM (yLUuz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKK0ErN2UQ0
Posted by: Taiwanese Animators at December 06, 2016 12:38 AM (MJkxq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2016 12:38 AM (ZO497)
And damn that Darcie Dolce strumpet's boobs are just divine.
Wait, did I type that out loud?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 12:38 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: biancaneve at December 06, 2016 12:35 AM (m8jQF)
I don't know where you live, but would that be around the time you turned on the furnace and closed up the house? That might be an angle to look into.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2016 12:38 AM (8nWyX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2016 12:40 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: Bob Dole, Sex Machine at December 06, 2016 12:40 AM (vBeA5)
http://www.e2046.com/p/Mike+Ranjenu+Nora+%28PVC%29/26440/
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:40 AM (RPdO5)
And this is the second time I've had whooping cough as an adult. Last time was five or six years ago and was much worse. I guess I should start getting pertussis booster shots on a regular basis.
Posted by: biancaneve at December 06, 2016 12:40 AM (m8jQF)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2016 12:38 AM (8nWyX)
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Yep. I would be considering mold here.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 06, 2016 12:41 AM (L+dg+)
I knew the rest of my family there reflexively pulled a D lever reflexively, but from was really disappointing.
Posted by: Flyboy
Why would a man ever vote for Hillary? It's masochistic. Like affectionately hugging the vampire who is going to suck out your blood.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2016 12:41 AM (rH4JY)
http://www.e2046.com/p/Mike+Ranjenu+Nora+%28PVC%29/26440/
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:40 AM (RPdO5)
But it's on sale. It would be like you are making money.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:42 AM (92kX2)
Is it time?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I don't know which joke you're referring to, but I'm laughing. It's funny either way.
I lost the thought while pondering 'hacknied' vs. hackney'd.
Well, howdy-do to you too.
I need to post a picture of that cat. He was a great guy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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I snapped a silly pic of the dog on Mom's lap today. I am so financially astute, that I bought a necktie for my dog.
Yes, this should be a law in Trump's New America. Dogs wear ties now, dammit. Deal with it.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 12:42 AM (PsVKW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 05, 2016 11:35 PM (+lVUW)
Spaghetti Caruso or Spaghetti alla Caruso. Allegedly, the tenor used to make it for himself, although I do not know if he invented the dish. I have a couple of friends, in different parts of the country, that love it, although neither of them can carry a tune.
Note: this dish is completely different than creamy Caruso sauce, which was invented in Uruguay and has nothing to do with Enrico Caruso, although (somewhat inexplicably) it was named for him anyway.
Posted by: HTL at December 06, 2016 12:43 AM (0BfFW)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2016 12:43 AM (vYaiw)
Turns out the little aliens are from earth and the woman is a giant on another planet they were surveying.
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Back to Farside again:
http://tinyurl.com/zh394g4
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2016 12:43 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2016 12:43 AM (vYaiw)
Yep, definitely sarcasm. You can pick out the subtle cues.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:45 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 05, 2016 11:34
Indeed. Please know Jules and I are praying for you.
T
Posted by: Farmer at December 06, 2016 12:45 AM (o/90i)
Though would be an interesting companion piece to Lt. Klan Klang in Zentradi mode.
Come on lottery!
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:45 AM (RPdO5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:31 AM (RPdO5)
Someone stole the gate to Auschwitz? How did I miss that one?
Lemme guess, crazy frat scavenger hunt?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:34 AM (92kX2)
Weird that "scavenger" doesn't rhyme with "Stavanger."
Also, rhinestone and minestrone.
Posted by: Halfwise at December 06, 2016 12:45 AM (rB/gm)
https://youtu.be/AoOXyaPVVgI
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 12:47 AM (9l8jG)
http://www.e2046.com/p/Squirrel+Girl+%28PVC%29/26412/
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:48 AM (RPdO5)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2016 12:41 AM (rH4JY)
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1. Grew up in Chicago burbs
2. Well known in the family to be the one in the household who wears the skirt.
He is Queen of his domain.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 06, 2016 12:48 AM (L+dg+)
Posted by: Cicero
I always considered that episode to be a cheat. Of course we thought she was an earthling. What are the chances of an alien species evolving to look exactly like giant old ladies?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2016 12:50 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 06, 2016 12:51 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 12:52 AM (yLUuz)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 06, 2016 12:53 AM (0OG8D)
Weird that "scavenger" doesn't rhyme with "Stavanger."
Also, rhinestone and minestrone.
Posted by: Halfwise
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Try gnocchi & bocchi.
The Italians were notoriously bad punsters...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 12:54 AM (PsVKW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2016 12:54 AM (ZLQuU)
They think the pair of mummy legs on display in the Egyptian Museum in Turin Italy just might really be Queen Nefatari from who's tomb they were found in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:54 AM (RPdO5)
Well, I'll be, that was indeed Agnes Moorehead. I wouldn't have known it, but after looking closely, it was indeed her.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 12:55 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2016 12:43 AM (vYaiw)
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For someone who once had a plan to take down the entire media complex, this is very weak sauce. Trump came along, and made you irrelevant.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 06, 2016 12:55 AM (L+dg+)
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2016 12:55 AM (Cf0i2)
615 I hope President Obama will use his profound diplomatic skills to
walk us back from the brink of war with China that Trumps call to Taiwan
put us on.
Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2016 12:43 AM (vYaiw)
Yep, definitely sarcasm. You can pick out the subtle cues.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:45 AM (92kX2)
A bridge too far, that one, and now I know I've been punked.
Posted by: Halfwise at December 06, 2016 12:56 AM (rB/gm)
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NEWS FLASH: It's been done.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2016 12:54 AM (ZLQuU)
It does look better than the last one though. Gives me less of the Alan Quartermain and the City of Gold vibe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:56 AM (92kX2)
>> diplomatic skills
The funniest ten words in the English language.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 12:57 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:57 AM (RPdO5)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 06, 2016 12:57 AM (Kucy5)
Posted by: FOAF at December 06, 2016 12:58 AM (p0JMG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2016 12:59 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 06, 2016 12:59 AM (0OG8D)
A bridge too far, that one, and now I know I've been punked.
Posted by: Halfwise at December 06, 2016 12:56 AM (rB/gm)
Well, when you read one and you expect it to be followed by "Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein", it is probably a tell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:59 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2016 12:41 AM (rH4JY)
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1. Grew up in Chicago burbs
2. Well known in the family to be the one in the household who wears the skirt.
He is Queen of his domain.
Posted by: Flyboy at December 06, 2016 12:48
Just f'ing sad. They thought her shit would fly...I have a vagina!
Posted by: Farmer at December 06, 2016 12:59 AM (o/90i)
And what if the chicken has cirrhosis? If geese are force fed to modify their livers, then chickens can be forced to consume alcohol to see if it would make their livers taste better.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2016 12:59 AM (rH4JY)
You must be high.
Posted by: dartist at December 06, 2016 12:55 AM (Cf0i2)
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wut?
Posted by: Flyboy at December 06, 2016 12:59 AM (L+dg+)
Posted by: SMFH - It's 'kick the Queefs where it hurts' Week at December 06, 2016 01:01 AM (CRotO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2016 12:59 AM (ZLQuU)
Well, one was the extermination camp and one was the work camp.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 01:01 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 01:01 AM (DW+jj)
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In the outtakes from The Twilight Zone, the Kanamits collected the alkies first.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2016 01:02 AM (ZLQuU)
Hey, at least I got to see it before it was stolen.
Thought Dachau was a nice little suburb.
Aside from the death camp.
I'd have thought that they might have renamed the town to something like, I dunno, Sunny Acres, but no, it was still Dachau the last time I was there.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 01:02 AM (TppKb)
And what if the chicken has cirrhosis? If geese are force fed to modify their livers, then chickens can be forced to consume alcohol to see if it would make their livers taste better.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
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Where else but the HQ do you get Deep Thinking like this, huh?
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 01:02 AM (PsVKW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 01:02 AM (RPdO5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 12:56 AM (92kX2)
Nah, any series that begins with the Tuaregs attacking the French Foreign Legion is wonderful in my book.
That will paper over any number of plot holes for me.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 01:03 AM (yLUuz)
Posted by: Int'l Anti-fruitcake Assoc at December 06, 2016 01:03 AM (+wjl1)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 06, 2016 01:03 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2016 12:59 AM (rH4JY)
Can't say, never eaten any. I had an English housemate who would praise kidney pie at any opportunity, but my rule is if the first step of the recipe is "boil out the piss, because this is the thing that makes piss", that's my cue not to eat the thing.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 06, 2016 01:03 AM (8nWyX)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zy222th
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:57 AM (RPdO5)
Strange story. How exactly would you move it? It is neither light, nor weildy. Ship? Truck? Fedex?
I just had an image of a guy taking it to a UPS store to be packed up. I am tired.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 01:03 AM (92kX2)
>> the work camp.
True. One was there to kill people and the other was just there to work them to death.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 01:03 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2016 01:04 AM (rH4JY)
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Auschwitz was a hybrid. Not an Aktion Reinhard camp, but not strictly KL either.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2016 01:04 AM (ZLQuU)
>> that slogan. And both gates have been stolen in the
>> recent past.
Freed of its historical baggage, it's a phrase we'd all like to stamp on our kids' bedroom doors.
But that won't quite work.
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 01:05 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 06, 2016 01:06 AM (0OG8D)
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A few years ago Dachau tried to put its sinister past behind it by a tourism advertising campaign called, "the other Dachau."
It was pretty much a failure.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 06, 2016 01:07 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 01:07 AM (92kX2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 01:08 AM (9l8jG)
might bring us to a crisis with China. We dont need to be at war with
the worlds largest population.
Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2016 12:09 AM (vYaiw)
That's true - they could actually form a land bridge and walk across each other to invade us.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 06, 2016 01:08 AM (tHwdc)
>> to be packed up.
The part I'm having a problem with is the production of the replica.
"Hi, this is Angela Merkel and we need you to make a new gate for Dachau. Arbeit Macht Frei and all that."
"Uh...Frau Merkel, isn't making Nazi shit illegal?"
"Yes, but this is your government asking you to do it so it's not illegal."
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 01:08 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 01:08 AM (PsVKW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 01:09 AM (RPdO5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 01:11 AM (9l8jG)
Posted by: JEM at December 06, 2016 01:11 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 01:16 AM (RPdO5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2016 01:16 AM (53LQV)
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We call it fish cake. Great stuff in soups. Comes in different shapes/forms.
Posted by: lindafell de spair deplorable xenophobic misogynistic redneck at December 06, 2016 01:16 AM (JNDQi)
TMI
Posted by: FOAF at December 06, 2016 01:18 AM (p0JMG)
Okay, with that bad joke out of the way, I'm out for the evening. Good night, everyone!
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 06, 2016 01:18 AM (0OG8D)
There's some fish that have some neurotoxins in their liver.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 01:19 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 06, 2016 01:07
Same here but I suspect I'll be up in the middle of the night for a snack. Jules made some great Salisbury steak yesterday, I'm having some for sure.
You folks really ROCK, be well. I am officially old and tired.
Posted by: Farmer at December 06, 2016 01:21 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 01:21 AM (9l8jG)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 06, 2016 01:24 AM (Oi5b2)
The porcelain alone will be worth it.
That's a very delft argument...
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 06, 2016 12:27 AM (RPdO5)
That makes me blue.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2016 01:25 AM (8iiMU)
Strange story. How exactly would you move it? It is neither light, nor weildy. Ship? Truck? Fedex?
burly vikings?
Posted by: Anachronda at December 06, 2016 01:28 AM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 01:19 AM (DW+jj)
Fugu.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 01:29 AM (yLUuz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2016 01:16 AM (53LQV)
and claims to have swayed it to his point of view through moral suasion
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 01:31 AM (yLUuz)
Woah.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 01:32 AM (yLUuz)
But it's on sale. It would be like you are making money.
what will you do with the money you save?
Posted by: Cal Worthington and his dog Spot at December 06, 2016 01:33 AM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 01:19 AM (DW+jj)
Fugu.
Posted by: Kindltot
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You can disagree without being rude about it, y'know...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 01:34 AM (PsVKW)
Posted by: Out of context at December 06, 2016 01:35 AM (MJkxq)
Posted by: Nelson Muntz at December 06, 2016 01:38 AM (tHwdc)
Is this like when the anarchist groups consisted entirely of undercover agents looking for anarchists?
college friend of mine once tried to get me to join some sort of young anarchists' league. he was amused by the idea of organized anarchists and wanted to share.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 06, 2016 01:39 AM (Oi5b2)
With six dogs between them (with a liver on average weighing 1 kg), it is thought that the pair ingested enough liver to bring on a condition known as Hypervitaminosis A.
Posted by: Douglas Mawson at December 06, 2016 01:39 AM (+wjl1)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2016 01:40 AM (vYaiw)
Apart from language practice, came across a puzzling apparent truth. You mount the spike bayonet on the Mosin-Nagant rifle with the little elbow/bend *up* ..... but this blocks the sights, so I don't get it. Just tried to put the bayonet on one of my Mosins yesterday for the first time, seemed impossible that the up position was correct.
Yet in the film footage there are dozens of Red Army soldiers with their bayonets fixed that way, and dead Red Army soldiers in the German footage - same thing. Seems conclusive.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 01:41 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: L, Elle at December 06, 2016 01:41 AM (ksPsw)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at December 06, 2016 01:41 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Nelson Muntz
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I was trying to get that one for cth, you devil, you!
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 01:43 AM (PsVKW)
Posted by: cm9000
Publicly expressing your fear -- or your pretend-fear -- no longer serves any purpose. The election is over, and there is no one left to convince either way.
So, while you are free to feel that way -- or to pretend to feel that way -- your feeling does not affect the reality that of course such a thing would never happen, nor does it affect anyone else's opinion of Trump in any way that matters, since the voting has already occurred.
Posted by: zombie at December 06, 2016 01:45 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Splunge at December 05, 2016 10:56 PM (iMxBJ)
I have eaten both okra and eggplant, and enjoyed them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2016 01:46 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Bruce the gourmet Great White at December 06, 2016 01:46 AM (wpC7C)
We even had people *here* talking like that.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 01:47 AM (QDnY+)
The 'football" will rest in the person of Donald Trump in a few weeks.
My greatest concern is that Trump will look to go nuclear because of
some personal slight on social media by a foreign leader.
Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2016 01:40 AM (vYaiw)
My greatest concern is that you'll give yourself a heart attack with your needless fretting.
Just kidding - I don't care.
Posted by: Nelson Muntz at December 06, 2016 01:47 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 06, 2016 01:49 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2016 01:49 AM (vYaiw)
Exactly which foreign Communist wouldn't deserve a small nuking to nudge them back in line?
Posted by: not very concerned at all at December 06, 2016 01:51 AM (wpC7C)
liver.
Posted by: `willow at December 05, 2016 11:04 PM (R7cwD)
Heh. I was in a rig camp in Greenland. Cook was a Greenlander, a European-trained chef. I go into the diner at supper time, and there's a bunch of slabs of meat in onion gravy. Looked like liver and onions, which I love. Grabbed 2-3 slabs, and mowed down on it. Another guy comes by, and says, "do you know what you are eating?" I said, "tastes like liver and onions to me." He says, "it's whale meat. They killed a pilot whale today, and sold some meat to the camp cook." Me, "Well, it's yummy. I'm going to have more."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2016 01:55 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: cm9000
Well fuck Liechtenstein! Those little shits got it coming.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 06, 2016 01:56 AM (53LQV)
Let me safely extract Emma Miskew to safety first, my friends.
Posted by: WTF is the "Minister of Democratic Institutions" at December 06, 2016 01:57 AM (wpC7C)
It was pretty much a failure.
In the ad I said; "Come on in, stay a while.".
Posted by: Admiral Akbar at December 06, 2016 01:57 AM (9QhLT)
Posted by: some devious navigator-whale at December 06, 2016 02:02 AM (wpC7C)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2016 01:49 AM (vYaiw)
This could actually happen. I don't think you're worried enough. Eat a lot of sugar, then go for a run in the snow. It may help.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 06, 2016 02:04 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: cm9000
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It worries me that idiots have access to the comment sections on all the interweb blogs, but there isn't much I can do about it, so I just cope.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 02:10 AM (PsVKW)
Yes, hard to believe, but signs of mass election chaos and lack of integrity in ..... Detroit, "where the number of ballots in precinct poll books did not match those of voting machine printout reports in 59 percent of precincts, 392 of 662."
A major city. Sixty percent of precincts do not have agreement between the two basic metrics meant to show accuracy of count and integrity of the vote.
This is a real crisis in the country, but seems unlikely to get much attention. And that one major party fanatically opposes any common sense measures to bring our elections up to world standards (that we created) ..... lots of people trying reallll hard to earn the "not my countrymen" treatment.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 02:10 AM (QDnY+)
There's a nearby diner, "Rosie's Cafe", that has daily blue plate lunch specials, $6. Wednesday is Liver'n onions day. Always sold out by 1pm. The secret? Soak it in milk overnight, Rosie says.
Thursday is Turkey'n Stuffing day...
Posted by: Douglas Mawson at December 06, 2016 02:11 AM (+wjl1)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 02:12 AM (QDnY+)
Will this be a union gig, because that could be concerning.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 02:12 AM (9l8jG)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 01:41 AM (QDnY+)
The Moisin Nagant model 1891 was meant for use up to 1000 meters (arshans = paces) in volley fire, and one of the best selling points originally is that it would be accurate at that range if used against massed cavalry charges, and the bayonet would be best fixed at the last minute to make a hedgehog before the cavalry got home.
Something that long with such a long bayo is unwieldy, and like using a short pike, the best action is to jab it forward like a pool cue - so I am told.
The spike bayonet is not good for slashing, just poking.
I wonder if the armies that used a blade bayonet had a greater history of infantry against infantry actions, as opposed to the Russians who historically dealt with the light horse of the Mongols and Turks, and other Steppes raiders.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 02:13 AM (yLUuz)
714 If buzzion were here - hell, if he were alive - he could do his sleuthing and tells us if a regular is being socked. That's my emerging, weakly-held guess. The nic in question was never MUMR-like before.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 02:12 AM (QDnY+)
He's just copying concern trolls.
Posted by: buzzion at December 06, 2016 02:14 AM (bMG0w)
What about the Drinkensteins? Those are OK, right?
Posted by: Adriane the Cuppa Critic ... at December 06, 2016 02:16 AM (AoK0a)
Well, that's what I've said since his very first comment in this vein. Even as, to may surprise, many regulars treated his comments as serious.
It's also a bit unusual for a regular to persist, never let character slip, or add an "/s". Whatever. Thanks for at least confirming that it's not a pure sock situation.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 02:18 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 02:18 AM (9l8jG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 06, 2016 12:10 AM (ZO497)
Heh. I knew an old prospector in B.C. who carried cans of sardines to eat while he was staking mineral claims. You could follow his claim lines by the sardine cans nailed to the pine trees. Honest truth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2016 02:19 AM (MiBfH)
The lead thug looked familiar. I couldn't place him. Then it hit me. He's a young Winston Wolf. I wonder if he'll give Kojak and the boys the go-ahead to start sucking.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 02:19 AM (DW+jj)
or maybe someone here linked it awhile back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4H70U26HxM
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2016 02:19 AM (6h0LK)
Posted by: cm9000 at December 06, 2016 02:19 AM (vYaiw)
There Peter Falk is getting old and curmudgeonly and it makes the character even better.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 06, 2016 02:21 AM (DW+jj)
Including that these spike bayonets (I think that's the term) are definitely for poking, not slashing. Edges aren't that sharp on the sides, but the tip is reasonably business-like.
And with the bayo mounted the sucker is about 6 feet long, or seems it. "Unwieldy" is an understatement.
Yet in this WWII footage, Red Army troops are clearly fairly close to the action have them mounted. Fog of archive footage, in peace-time!
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 02:21 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2016 02:22 AM (6h0LK)
https://youtu.be/uJv4MGoHj60
Caution: vid features bayonets and boomsticks.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 02:23 AM (9l8jG)
But actually it's options under the OPLAN, successor to the Single Integrated Operational Plan.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 02:25 AM (QDnY+)
not sure how much of that was TTPs for use and employment and how much was economy of production.
the issue bayonet for the the M-16/4 has a blade length similar to a steak/kitchen knife.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2016 02:25 AM (6h0LK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4v1nDa7tLY
(I had a friend who claimed when he was a kid his mom would sing the Horst Wessel songs while washing dishes. Met his mom and I believed it)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 02:26 AM (yLUuz)
Posted by: Major King Kong at December 06, 2016 02:27 AM (DW+jj)
I believe there were whole rifle divisions (strelkoviye diviziyi) armed with sub-machine guns (PPshas) - which is incredibly cool - but obviously specialized for urban/close combat. In any other situation you'll want the power and range of a Mosin or other battle rifle. And it was the only one available in large numbers.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 02:29 AM (QDnY+)
Was thinking of getting a real bayonet for one of my Garands (never really was interested - got them to shoot 'em), saw a "correct" (post-war) one online last week for not much $$$, didn't buy it .... it's gone.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 02:32 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 01:11 AM (9l8jG)
Has to have some place to store her nuts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2016 02:33 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 02:33 AM (9l8jG)
i'd prefer that version for the RL hawt babes, vs. Anime ones in the other...
i still have NFI wtf they are singing about, other than the title word.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2016 02:34 AM (6h0LK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 02:36 AM (9l8jG)
There Peter Falk is getting old and curmudgeonly and it makes the character even better.
Posted by: publius
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I have no problem with this change.
But, there's just one more thing...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 02:36 AM (wETYP)
you hope you never need one, but it is better to have and not need, than need and not have.
and they don't jam.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2016 02:36 AM (6h0LK)
A friend who reads these comments sometimes has a sister who is standard issue hysterical whack-job when it comes to politix. Naturally is quite disturbed by the enTrumpenning.
So, with a hat-tip to cm9000's outlandish "concerns", this woman "warned" her elderly mother - who was a Jewish kid in 30s Germany, her family got out - not to put up any decorations for hannukah this year. In a nice quiet NYC suburb where she's lived since the 60s.
The mother literally heard the Horst Wessel song being sung by that actual SA as they marched in her neighborhood. In Hitler's Germany. And now her daughter "fears" for her in suburban NY.
Because Trump.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 02:38 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 02:39 AM (9l8jG)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 02:21 AM (QDnY+)
The French believed that the bayonet should always be mounted in action for morale, and this caused problem in WWI when the war went static in the trenches.
The Berthier rifle was a design improvement over earlier rifles, although it was a beautifully engineered rifle with full French styling, it was long and had a long bayonet with that fashionable hook on the quillion that apparently was designed for catching in concertina wire and was probably a delight going over the top on ladders too
Subsequent models dropped the fancy quillion on the bayonet and later the parts that stuck out, and as the war ground on the rifle was modified to a five (!) shot en-block clip and shortened to a carbine model for handyness in the trenches.
The French also liked the stabby bayonet design.
Since a lot of their history was also dealing with cavalry, I wonder if that wasn't a driving force in that design too.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 02:39 AM (yLUuz)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 02:29 AM (QDnY+)
I have a Mosin-Nagant with the issue bayonet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2016 02:41 AM (MiBfH)
If you have a rifle that has a bayonet included, and ever feel the need to extend or attach the bayonet, you will notice that the result looks and feels sort of like a halberd ... but isn't.
The stock really isn't properly shaped for a chopping motion. The risk of unseating the barrel & receiver from the stock is much too high; it's almost guaranteed on rifles with no barrel band at the fore end of the stock. Bending the barrel isn't likely, at least not with modern barrels, but there's a chance ... and a functional rifle is very much more weapon than an edged weapon.
But, as a stabbing weapon, the bayonet-on-rifle has some merit. Reaching a rider on a horse is possible (and cavalry was a (minor) threat even in early WW2). I've talked to a few guys who were in Iraq; apparently there's a bit of a return to including edged and impact weapons when entering apartment buildings as there are occasions where the players are all very close and getting a shot off might take too long or might hit friendlies, but using a tire iron to whack an unfriendly is quick and reliable.
Posted by: Arbalest at December 06, 2016 02:43 AM (FlRtG)
Of course most casualties inflicted by direct small arms fire in WWII was at fairly short range - 150 yards and less. But a sub-machine gun was obviously not in play until fairly short ranges.
Thanks all, off to get the Battle of the Bulge started, the author's set it all up and mid-December is approaching.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 02:43 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 02:44 AM (9l8jG)
The Katyusha rocket had an ordinance stamp K, and was called the Katyusha for that reason, it was a popular song at the time
Apple trees and pear trees went into blooming,
River mists began a floating flow,
She came out and went ashore, Katyusha!
On the lofty bank, on the steeply shore.
She came out and sang she song about
Her young friend, the bluish eagle from steppe
All about the one she dearly loved,
The one whose letters she treasured and kept.
Hey, a song, the song of the young girl,
Fly and go after the bright Sun,
Find a soldier on the distant borderlands
Say hello from Katya waiting long for him.
Let him remember the young and simple maiden,
Let him hear the song she now sings,
Let him protect his Motherland for sure,
And their love Katyusha will protect.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 02:45 AM (yLUuz)
Because Trump.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 06, 2016 02:38 AM
my relatives are convinced that gays are going to be rounded up in Trump's Amerikka, so apparently insanity is contagious ...
Posted by: Adriane the Crazy Critic ... at December 06, 2016 02:50 AM (AoK0a)
No real surprises. I knew I would have to do it. Kind of pleased that it is proving to be fairly easy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2016 02:51 AM (MiBfH)
Without her daily pint of Shnappes.
Posted by: worried webworker at December 06, 2016 02:53 AM (zcuxU)
The US' and Brits' muskets and even to the Trapdoor and Sniders rifles had triangular bayonets, I wonder how much impressing the Indians, Moros and other such people fed into the adoption of a blade bayonet.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 02:54 AM (yLUuz)
Posted by: worried webworker at December 06, 2016 02:55 AM (zcuxU)
https://youtu.be/p7XUMuQy3HU
Quite an improvement, I'd say.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 02:56 AM (9l8jG)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 02:59 AM (yLUuz)
Please Clap!
Posted by: worried Jeb!worker at December 06, 2016 02:59 AM (zcuxU)
Quite an improvement, I'd say.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 02:56 AM (9l8jG)
Well, it would get the the front faster if it were mounted on a Studebaker US6 truck.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2016 03:01 AM (MiBfH)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 06, 2016 03:01 AM (yLUuz)
Posted by: beyond beyond going beyond beyond at December 06, 2016 03:02 AM (zcuxU)
Sigh....progress, it ain't.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 03:02 AM (9l8jG)
Posted by: tweetie pie at December 06, 2016 03:04 AM (zcuxU)
Posted by: Lester of Tooweevils at December 06, 2016 03:05 AM (zcuxU)
Sigh....progress, it ain't.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 03:02 AM (9l8jG)
I have an Enfield bayonet at home. It's in a cupboard I haven't opened in a decade. Sixteen inches long, like a short sword, it is. Even has a scabbard, IIRR.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2016 03:06 AM (MiBfH)
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three's combat art from WW1 showing US troops doing that, and i've heard anecdotal evidence of such things since then...
it was a long time ago, but i believe that they even mentioned it during the short portion of Infantry school devoted to such things, most as a "now, don't ever do this" sort of thing, with the obligatory nudge nudge wink wink...
if you're down to hand to hand combat, the rules are no longer an issue.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2016 03:06 AM (serBz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 03:08 AM (9l8jG)
This is like the 3rd or 4th time I've seen the same Columbo - it was on for decades, wasn't it?
Same thing with Bonanza. That was on the air for 15 years, but I see the same episodes twice in a six month period...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 03:10 AM (FjBU6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 06, 2016 03:08 AM (9l8jG)
Well, you have to double-clutch the US6. We don't need no syncin' stinkromesh!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2016 03:10 AM (MiBfH)
No need to ask.
Good Morning Everyone.
What's today's major concern? I'm a bit concerned about all this concern going around.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 06, 2016 03:19 AM (d76uN)
shows. I have some memory of them being interesting.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 06, 2016 03:21 AM (d76uN)
Hmmmm. Gives food for thought.
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton, who will never be President at December 06, 2016 03:22 AM (+wjl1)
shows. I have some memory of them being interesting.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 06, 2016 03:21 AM (d76uN)
Spelled right, IIRC. Starred George Peppard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2016 03:23 AM (MiBfH)
She says this.....
"Would you tell the insomniacs I haven't forsaken them, please?"
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 06, 2016 03:24 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 06, 2016 03:24 AM (MiBfH)
he and McCloud ruled.
one of the few shows my wonderful alleged mother would let me watch back then.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2016 03:25 AM (serBz)
Then what?
Posted by: David, Internet Troll at December 06, 2016 03:27 AM (2skQu)
Yuppers.
I remember one really good one where he to find a railroad car that went missing while the train was chugging down the tracks.
I think.
:/
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 06, 2016 03:27 AM (d76uN)
Nice for a change of pace.
But I'm still pissed that they replaced Rockford with Kojak....
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 03:29 AM (FjBU6)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 06, 2016 03:32 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 06, 2016 03:43 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 06, 2016 03:45 AM (tHwdc)
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well, the only missiles i was authorized to fire had a max effective range of 3750 meters, so i know SFA about nuclear release protocols, but i'd like to think that there are a few redundancies built into the system to prevent the random launching of nukes...
i'm sure your scenario was discussed by Curtis LeMay and his successors, among others.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2016 03:45 AM (serBz)
Rather, when they do, it means they're working.
(I just grossed myself out a bit.)
Posted by: mikeski at December 06, 2016 03:53 AM (lO+tS)
Best to carry a spare.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 06, 2016 03:57 AM (d76uN)
=====
In the words of Zaphod Beenlebrox: " Put your analyst on danger money, baby."
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at December 06, 2016 04:08 AM (dIc3Q)
(I just grossed myself out a bit.)
Posted by: mikeski at December 06, 2016 03:53 AM (lO+tS)
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that's why you're supposed to keep them out of the rib cage...
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2016 04:15 AM (serBz)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 06, 2016 03:57 AM (d76uN)
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hence the E-tool.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2016 04:17 AM (serBz)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 06, 2016 04:23 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 06, 2016 04:27 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2016 04:27 AM (5sOEp)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 06, 2016 04:27 AM (VdICR)
RIP Officer unknown.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 06, 2016 04:32 AM (d76uN)
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going to drill during the Cold War could get needlessly exciting: Iraq and Asscraackistan are beyond my ken.
/hand salute
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2016 04:34 AM (serBz)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2016 04:47 AM (serBz)
Still a mystery how the Iraqis got ahold of it.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 06, 2016 04:48 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Skip at December 06, 2016 04:55 AM (5sOEp)
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mil assistance back in the day?
they used to hand out AFVs like Halloween candy, back before they were sensitive items
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2016 05:01 AM (serBz)
Another day ending in Y.
Posted by: teej at December 06, 2016 05:20 AM (JEx0Z)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2016 05:28 AM (serBz)
i've never liked them, even as a kid, Indio Date Festival or not.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 06, 2016 05:30 AM (serBz)
Posted by: Halfwise
Sounds like His Girl Friday by Chesterton.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2016 05:39 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2016 05:45 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 06, 2016 05:51 AM (t+8/S)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 06, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)
I wonder how they taste fried.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2016 06:02 AM (rH4JY)
Now some bozos in Florida are suing for a recount.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2016 05:45 AM (rH4JY)
Yeah I linked to that yesterday. Obviously they think these three States are falling apart so they need another. But they lost FL by a heavy margin. It wasn't even close.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 06, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
This random timing of posts here is really messing up my planning. How can I plan for the day's internet activity when one never knows when the next post will appear?
I need to speak with the manager. This sloppy workmanship is so unprofessional.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 06, 2016 06:05 AM (12C6e)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 06, 2016 06:07 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 06, 2016 06:13 AM (KCxzN)
I've been binging Rockford on netflix
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 06, 2016 06:14 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2016 06:16 AM (u82oZ)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2016 06:17 AM (u82oZ)
Vic good luck at the Docs. May the needle be warm and the nurses hot. Or something like that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2016 06:16 AM (u82oZ)
I just want to get it done so I can have some breakfast. Starving is for GAINZ not mornings.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 06, 2016 06:19 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2016 06:21 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2016 06:22 AM (J+eG2)
We go to our favorite breakfast place in town if either of us has to fast.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2016 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2016 06:23 AM (1BQGO)
well, the only missiles i was authorized to fire had a max effective range of 3750 meters, so i know SFA about nuclear release protocols, but i'd like to think that there are a few redundancies built into the system to prevent the random launching of nukes...
i'm sure your scenario was discussed by Curtis LeMay and his successors, among others.
Posted by: redc1c4 a
I only know the command wire detonated ADM protocol. Lemay would have approved. The depot issue paperwork was bit header.
Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2016 06:23 AM (2RVmA)
Has leftism reached Peak Stupid yet?
Posted by: Village Idiot's"
We have a long way to go. If this were Everest, I'd say we are still at base camp.
Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2016 06:25 AM (1BQGO)
And the EMT has no content, so they should just write an automated job to create a new thread at a certain fixed time. There is even a program, cron, that can be configured to kick off a job at a particular time.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2016 06:25 AM (rH4JY)
Did the American Community Survey last night. Put it off as long as I
could but I was starting to gt weekly notices. Page after page of
detailed, intrusive questions that help the govt decide what is best for
us. Especially fun is the focus on race/ethnicity. I filled out the
whole damned thing for our family , more or less accurately, by hand in
my chicken scratch style. With a few errors scratched out and corrected
to clarify. Somebody will have fun plowing through that. Especially the
part about my wife being part South American Indian mixed race
Quechau-Guarani-Spanish. Kids described as just white (which they are)
hopefully will further confuse the issue
Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2016 06:23 AM (1BQGO)
The CoC used to do those every year where I grew up. The put the results in a book and sold it to the merchants downtown. My mother threw them in the trash.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 06, 2016 06:25 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Ripley
I'd say it varies from person to person. The Clinton people already have reached peak stupid. They are hopeless. As for the rest, the election gave us a reprieve.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2016 06:27 AM (rH4JY)
I'm not even sure that the Clinton Crowd has truly peaked yet.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2016 06:31 AM (J+eG2)
could but I was starting to gt weekly notices. Page after page of
detailed, intrusive questions that help the govt decide what is best for
us.
Give them disinformation. The less accurate the information they have, the better.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2016 06:32 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party"
I tried that for past coupe
months but it was clear the would not relent. It would have eventually
led to a visit to get the information in person. I complied, in a
manner. Which is my policy nowadays to overbearing nanny govt.
Posted by: Ripley at December 06, 2016 06:32 AM (1BQGO)
Same with Rachel Dolezal.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2016 06:33 AM (J+eG2)
I was just poking in fun; wasn't being serious.
But you are right. They could cron job a 6 am start the morning kvetching post.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 06, 2016 06:34 AM (12C6e)
Posted by: Jean at December 06, 2016 06:34 AM (2RVmA)
Since it was put directly under the White House in 2009 as the first substantive action of pbho, not so much.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 06, 2016 06:35 AM (u82oZ)
Why yes, I am a naturalized Icelandic single lesbian black mother of two special needs children, who collects firearms and votes Republican.
Why do you ask?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2016 06:35 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 06, 2016 06:42 AM (rH4JY)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 06, 2016 06:44 AM (J+eG2)
Posted by: cm9000
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It worries me that idiots have access to the comment sections on all the interweb blogs, but there isn't much I can do about it, so I just cope.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at December 06, 2016 02:10
Indeedy Chi, indeed. ROTFLMAO
Posted by: Farmer at December 06, 2016 07:10 AM (o/90i)
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