Friday Night Overnight Open Thread (12/2/16) CDR-M-less Edition

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Round up the Corgis. It's the ONT! Woot-Woot!!!!

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D.B. Cooper, on November 24, 1971 hijacked a plane. He was never found.

To this day, no one knows his real name but on Nov. 24, 1971, everyone in America was talking about the mysterious man who called himself D.B. Cooper. That day, Cooper hijacked Northwest Airlines Flight 305 and its 36 passengers using a briefcase that he said contained a bomb. "We will ask you to stay there until we get coordinated with our friend in the back," the pilot told the control tower after the plane landed in Seattle. Once $200,000 and several parachutes were delivered per Cooper's request, he demanded the plane fly him to Mexico. He also asked for the rear door to remain unlocked and the plane to be flown low and slow.

After nearly 45 years the F.B.I. called off the search for the mysterious hijacker.

Would you like to search for Cooper? You can if you would like to.


Even though the FBI has given up on the case for now, Gray believes the files could still hold clues to Cooper’s true identity—and he’s looking for help. On the 45th anniversary of D.B. Cooper’s heist this November, Gray launched “The D.B. Cooper Project” through the web magazine True.Ink. By enlisting everyday investigators to the crowdsourced project, Gray hopes that getting thousands of new eyes on the material will dredge up new clues and insights that could help finally track Cooper down. But considering that the case has gone decades without being solved, Gray is aware that finding definitive proof of Cooper’s identity is tricky, to say the least.

A different time. A different place. Really bad advertising campaigns.

A Little Christmas Music Interlude

A great Christmas Special. There is no way that this special would be made today and played on one of the Big 3 Networks.

Has your Christmas baking started yet? Care about your loved ones waistlines? Nestle has developed a chocolate with less sugar. Here's hoping Mrs. Mis. Hum. uses someone else as the proverbial Guinea Pig.

The ONT doesn't need to see this at Fruit Cake season. Listen up wives, if you weren't such good cooks.........

Ivy League rules for raising children. Obviously Democrats didn't get the message. The ONT does admit that raising children is about the hardest job one can have. The final results can be really remarkable.

Flo & Eddie, The Turtles win major law suit. SiriusXM to Pay Up to $99 Million in Turtles-Led Royalty Lawsuit. The ONT's favorite Flo & Eddie work? Just Another Band From L.A. Eddie are you kidding? No. No.

A world wide look at the use of pot. Cannabis use mapped out.


Hard hitting. Deep thinking. Thought provoking. Yes, CNN Politics is a beacon in an uninformed world. Nah, not really. Just kidding.

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He might not be here but his Friday themes still remain.


Editorial note, every child should have a dog in his/her/it's life at one time.

Pun teasers for you. Hopefully Muldoon isn't around to crack them before you get a chance.

Are you a lonely guy? Would you like to date a woman with some money? This woman may be set in her ways. However, 94 year old Betty White, is open to dating. Good luck guys.

In an interview with Today’s Al Roker, the actress and comedian joked with Roker about her nonexistent love life. When Roker asked if she’s more like her character Sue Ann Nivens from The Mary Tyler Moore Show or Rose Rylund from Golden Girls, she wasn’t so sure. “I haven’t a clue,” she told Roker. “I would probably say Sue Ann Nivens. Well, she liked men. So does Betty. It’s kind of a hobby of mine, but the men don’t know it.”

Genius Award Winner.

The Feel Good Story Of The Day

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1 Good evening everyone! I'm stuck working on finance homework. Hooray for building option trees in Excel!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 02, 2016 09:51 PM (FYrz1)

2 First?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 09:52 PM (MiBfH)

3 Hello ONT! Great feel good story!

Posted by: IC at December 02, 2016 09:53 PM (gcme+)

4 Hillary Clinton shared classified information with many people, including her maid and many foreign adversaries. Can she be President?

No. Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 09:53 PM (iMxBJ)

5 We were not allowed to watch TV when I was growing up, but my patents allowed A Charlie Brown Christmas and the Wizard of Oz.

Posted by: Abby at December 02, 2016 09:53 PM (HBU7W)

6 charlie brown specials, all of them, suck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 09:55 PM (cPsPa)

7 Is it ONT time? Hello, ONT.

It's been yet another shit week. I just keep thinking I only have a few years left in this place and then I'm out. Praying.


Today was one of those days where I woke up out of sorts, not myself, and never escaped it. Four coworkers asked me if I was ok. That is how I know things were pretty bad.


Tomorrow will be better. No work, sleep in, rainy day, fire in the fireplace, spend the day watching movies.


Until then, there's always bourbon.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 02, 2016 09:56 PM (+eR2D)

8 We never had a tv growing up (too poor) but when we finally saved up and got one the first program we watched was 'Dallas', lol.

Posted by: IC at December 02, 2016 09:56 PM (gcme+)

9 Good grief, corgis summoned and Bueller?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 09:57 PM (+477D)

10 6 charlie brown specials, all of them, suck.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 09:55 PM (cPsPa)


Heretic. Bonfire. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 09:58 PM (iMxBJ)

11 Went to the Crossroads of the West gun show in Phoenix today. Saw a real nice 1897-dated Mauser C96 Broomhandle, complete with the wood holster/buttstock unit. $1800. I am too poor. Surprised at how compact the C96 is, Not a big gun by any measure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 09:58 PM (MiBfH)

12 I know for sure that db cooper comments here on a regular basis and he is on funny sob. he does hate puns.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 09:59 PM (cPsPa)

13 So much content I could puke.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 09:59 PM (hVdx9)

14 If AoP wins the lottery, bet that C96 ends up in the collection.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 09:59 PM (+477D)

15 I have it on good authority D.B. Cooper was consumed by a tribe of Sasquatch.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 09:59 PM (qUNWi)

16 You know what I find amusing? All these little people worried about Trump's "conflict of interests"



Like this guy needs any more money. He is making over $550 MILLION A YEAR.



The Stupid is STRONG.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 10:00 PM (NbJXF)

17 charlie brown specials, all of them, suck.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 09:55 PM (cPsPa)

Heretic. Bonfire. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 09:58 PM (iMxBJ)




someone has badly misinformed you as to what does and does not suck. you should sue them.

further, bruce springsteen and the beatles suck. though springsteen sucks more.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:00 PM (cPsPa)

18 They'll never find me.

Posted by: D.B. R.R.R.R. Cooper at December 02, 2016 10:00 PM (Tyii7)

19 Hola Freakazoids.

Can't believe that Betty White doesn't have a man or three in her life. You just know she'd be a wild one.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 10:01 PM (EnKk6)

20
DB Cooper helped Kid Rock write a song. Twue stowy.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2016 10:01 PM (JmjOe)

21 If AoP wins the lottery, bet that C96 ends up in the collection.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 09:59 PM (+477D)

Damn right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 10:01 PM (MiBfH)

22 Good grief, corgis summoned and Bueller?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 09:57 PM (+477D)


Holy shit, someone summoned my cat?

Let me go get him out of the closet. BBL.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 02, 2016 10:01 PM (+eR2D)

23
Until then, there's always bourbon.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 02, 2016 09:56 PM (+eR2D)
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Did you drunk dial Nip Sip just now?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 10:01 PM (EnKk6)

24 Knock knock


Who's there?


Neverbepresident


Neverbepresident who?

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 10:01 PM (qUNWi)

25 Everyone knows that Jimmy James from Newsradio is D.B. Cooper.

But seriously, I had a 'conspiracy buff' phase in HS - Cooper almost certainly never survived the heist.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:01 PM (kumBu)

26 So when all the women in showbiz get a nosejob, they obviously all ask for "The D. B. Cooper".

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 10:01 PM (sFofr)

27 Everyone psyched about the coming freeze-your-ass-off weather, courtesy of a nice blast of air from Alaska?

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 10:02 PM (iMxBJ)

28 He's in the concrete in Giant Stadium.

Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2016 10:02 PM (Cf0i2)

29 DB is dead. One theory is that he bounced off the side of the plane and Willie Coyote'd into the ground.
My belief is that he hit the ground so hard he self buried. Someday they will find his remains and the remains of the money.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:02 PM (hVdx9)

30 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 02, 2016 10:02 PM (KCxzN)

31 what I find amusing? All these little people worried about Trump's "conflict of interests"



Like this guy needs any more money. He is making over $550 MILLION A YEAR.



The Stupid is STRONG.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 10:00 PM (NbJXF)




you know what we could do, we could look at Trump's various deals before becoming president and after becoming president to determine if there was a meaningful increase in his fees and rates after becoming president which might indicate a conflict of interest or some sort of corruption.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:03 PM (cPsPa)

32 17 springsteen sucks.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:00 PM (cPsPa)


Just goes to show that if you talk things out, you can find common ground.

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 10:03 PM (iMxBJ)

33 DB is dead. One theory is that he bounced off the side of the plane and Willie Coyote'd into the ground.
My belief is that he hit the ground so hard he self buried. Someday they will find his remains and the remains of the money.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:02 PM (hVdx9)




says who

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:03 PM (cPsPa)

34 I think the sketch of D B Cooper was the inspiration for Dale Gribble.

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 10:03 PM (7qAYi)

35 26 So when all the women in showbiz get a nosejob, they obviously all ask for "The D. B. Cooper".
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 10:01 PM (sFofr)
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You're right -- several Jackson girls got that nose.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 10:03 PM (EnKk6)

36 16 You know what I find amusing? All these little people worried about Trump's "conflict of interests"



Like this guy needs any more money. He is making over $550 MILLION A YEAR.



The Stupid is STRONG.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 10:00 PM (NbJXF)

If he wanted to make more money, he could have taken his company public and been worth x 10.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 10:03 PM (sFofr)

37 10 6 charlie brown specials, all of them, suck.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 09:55 PM (cPsPa)

Heretic. Bonfire. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 09:58 PM (iMxBJ)

I'll bring torches.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:04 PM (0mRoj)

38 You gotta see that Trump Christmas parody on YouTube!

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 10:04 PM (BS8yt)

39 Just goes to show that if you talk things out, you can find common ground.
Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 10:03 PM (iMxBJ)




heh

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:04 PM (cPsPa)

40 "My belief is that he hit the ground so hard he self buried. Someday they will find his remains and the remains of the money.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:02 PM (hVdx9) "

To me, that's the more interesting question - where's the money? Unlike Cooper, it had a much better chance of surviving the fall.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:04 PM (kumBu)

41 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:02 PM (hVdx9)

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This.

All the bills,tho not marked,had their serial numbers recorded. None have ever turned up.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2016 10:04 PM (JmjOe)

42
trump
trump
trump



deport
deport
deport

Posted by: origional Jake at December 02, 2016 10:04 PM (jrFgU)

43 D.B Copper.


30 years ago I went to a publisher/printers convention in NYC. Full of suck ups. I got a name tag which read DB Copper, United Airlines.


I had all sorts of people sucking my dick that had no idea about DB Copper.


I played them on for a while, but my honestly and amazement at their stupidity got the best of me.


I trolled them if they had heard of me, oh, of course.


Finally I came clean.

I learned a lesson, when you expose peoples stupidity, they don't take it well.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 10:04 PM (NbJXF)

44 I would add that every kid should have a Corgi.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at December 02, 2016 10:04 PM (dZGNV)

45
There is something wrong with those dogs in the top picture.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 02, 2016 10:05 PM (zoU3Z)

46 I'll bring torches.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:04 PM (0mRoj)




did you grow up in a nork prison camp or something? they are bleak and depressing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:05 PM (cPsPa)

47 The wife-spanking ad was playfully erotic. The porcine seppuku not so much.

And the baby soft ad needs to burn in hell.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:05 PM (0mRoj)

48 Nice reindeer you have above.....

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:05 PM (JNDQi)

49 34 I think the sketch of D B Cooper was the inspiration for Dale Gribble.
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 10:03 PM (7qAYi)

You are on to something here. Dale is paranoid as shit as well.

Dale Gribble could be D.B Cooper.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 10:06 PM (sFofr)

50 DB Cooper is the young brother of Alice Cooper and the older brother of Elvis Cooper.

Their mom was a filing clerk ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pop Culture Critic ... at December 02, 2016 10:06 PM (AoK0a)

51 All the bills,tho not marked,had their serial numbers recorded. None have ever turned up.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2016 10:04 PM (JmjOe)

I thought some very weathered bills showed up in one of the rivers. Ol' Coop may be under several meters of volcanic ash or mudflows now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 10:06 PM (MiBfH)

52 This.

All the bills,tho not marked,had their serial numbers recorded. None have ever turned up.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2016 10:04 PM (JmjOe)




licking the marked area and sticking it to the behind of a stripper removes the marking.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:06 PM (cPsPa)

53 49 34 I think the sketch of D B Cooper was the inspiration for Dale Gribble.
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 10:03 PM (7qAYi)

You are on to something here. Dale is paranoid as shit as well.

Dale Gribble could be D.B Cooper.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 10:06 PM (sFofr)

He's alive and well in Arlen, Texas under the name Rusty Shackleford.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:06 PM (0mRoj)

54 DB Cooper. I don't know if they did it but I would have gotten a pic of every airborne soldier that went through training for a period that would have fit Coopers estimated age. I would have interviewed every skydiving school on the West Coast.

I have to assume they did this. No one has that specific skill without a lot of dives.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 10:07 PM (EjQ00)

55 did you grow up in a nork prison camp or something?

That's completely beside the point.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:07 PM (0mRoj)

56 Yeah, some kids found some of the cash in a National Forest, but no trace of good ole DB

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 10:07 PM (NbJXF)

57
All the bills,tho not marked,had their serial numbers recorded. None have ever turned up.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2016 10:04 PM (JmjOe)

How would anyone know?

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 10:08 PM (7qAYi)

58 Grandma got run over by some Corgis
Walkin home from our house Christmas Eve

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:09 PM (0mRoj)

59 The literal Gospel narrative of the birth of Christ is bleak & depressing?

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 10:09 PM (7qAYi)

60 What were the two types of chute he demanded and which one did he choose? I forget.

Posted by: otho at December 02, 2016 10:09 PM (lmIoG)

61 Yeah, some kids found some of the cash in a National Forest, but no trace of good ole DB

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 10:07 PM (NbJXF)

And a clever guy would "waste" some of the cash to create a false trail, or to suggest that he did not survive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 10:09 PM (MiBfH)

62 How would anyone know?

Banks?

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 10:10 PM (qUNWi)

63 >>someone has badly misinformed you as to what does and does not suck. you should sue them.
further, bruce springsteen and the beatles suck. though springsteen sucks more.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:00 PM (cPsPa)

Please do tell us what doesn't "suck," so we can have a good laugh.

Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2016 10:10 PM (DrC22)

64 Whooops....

No bueno Colorado.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 10:10 PM (qUNWi)

65 Grandma got run over by some Corgis
Walkin home from our house Christmas Eve
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:09 PM (0mRoj)




grandma would have greatly preferred being run over by corgis. she really had her ankles gang humped by a pack or randy drunken corgis.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:10 PM (cPsPa)

66 34 I think the sketch of D B Cooper was the inspiration for Dale Gribble.
Posted by: josephistan



Heh! Damn, your right!

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2016 10:11 PM (pY+s4)

67 I see "Carrot-Chili" Cochran's been back around the threads....

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:11 PM (JNDQi)

68 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:02 PM (hVdx9)

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This.

All the bills,tho not marked,had their serial numbers recorded. None have ever turned up.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2016 10:04 PM (JmjOe)
****

Actually some was found. Per wiki
"In February 1980 an eight-year-old boy named Brian Ingram, vacationing with his family on the Columbia River ... uncovered three packets of the ransom cash, significantly disintegrated but still bundled in rubber bands, as he raked the sandy riverbank to build a campfire. FBI technicians confirmed that the money was indeed a portion of the ransom"

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:11 PM (hVdx9)

69 So this might be something. I got a call from a prospective employer today to set up a phone interview for next week. Hopefully it goes well. I really need the work. And the paycheck that goes with it.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:11 PM (0mRoj)

70 Did you drunk dial Nip Sip just now?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 10:01 PM (EnKk6)


Who?

j/k

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 02, 2016 10:11 PM (+eR2D)

71 I wonder if DB Cooper actually could have held onto the plane maybe underneath? Could he have done that until just before they landed then jumped off? Crazy impossible I know but still....

Posted by: Manor maven at December 02, 2016 10:11 PM (AqZIp)

72 so, it seems that as a michigan taxpayer, I'm paying for Jill Stein's/ Hillary's folly.

lovely.

it's like the want me to hate them more.

and I can.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 02, 2016 10:11 PM (OlyEd)

73 Gawd, these threads grow fast.

Was watching Bill Dana Jose Jiminez bits on YouTube last week. His astronaut sketch:
"I will land in the state of Nevada. How far down, I don't know."

(I was alive during JJ's heyday, but way too young to comprehend anything. Still, good comedy is timeless. I'm a big fan of Harold Lloyd and Buster Keaton.)

Posted by: Weak Geek at December 02, 2016 10:12 PM (zqUhc)

74 Please do tell us what doesn't "suck," so we can have a good laugh.
Posted by: Caliban at December 02, 2016 10:10 PM (DrC22)




now why would some cast pearls before you?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:12 PM (cPsPa)

75 DB Cooper is still living off his millions, er, hundreds of thousands down on Argentina with Elvis, Tupac, and a couple of the Nazi's from Indiana Jones.

Fact.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:12 PM (cJrMO)

76 I believe they found some of the money along the banks of the Columbia river a number of years ago. Don't recall just how long ago this happened but certainly before 2000.



Posted by: Octiparan at December 02, 2016 10:12 PM (b9JGJ)

77 Apparently there's some new outrage about Trump (!)

He...*gasp*...took a phone call from the leader of Taiwan. At this point, I'm thinking it was her, Tsai Ing-Wen, who called Trump and not the other way around. (Somebody please correct me if I'm wrong).

But if this is going to "anger" the Chi-Coms, assuming somebody gives a damn about angering a dictatorial Communist government, shouldn't the news that the Obama Administration is facilitating a 2 billion dollar arms sale to Taiwan anger them more?

Posted by: Thrawn at December 02, 2016 10:12 PM (cC/ZB)

78 Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:11 PM (0mRoj)

As always we wish you good luck.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 10:13 PM (EjQ00)

79 I saw D.B. Cooper on a corner in Winslow, Arizona. He got in flat-bed Ford truck with a woman driving.

Remember that theory before the Mad Men finale that Don Draper was going to be D.B. Cooper?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 10:13 PM (DW+jj)

80 A clever writer could come up with a story involving all the great unsolved crimes - Jack the Ripper, D B Cooper, Zodiac, etc.

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 10:13 PM (7qAYi)

81 As always we wish you good luck.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 10:13 PM (EjQ00)

Grazie. It's been a really crappy slog.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:13 PM (0mRoj)

82 71 I wonder if DB Cooper actually could have held onto the plane maybe underneath? Could he have done that until just before they landed then jumped off? Crazy impossible I know but still....
Posted by: Manor maven at December 02, 2016 10:11 PM (AqZIp)

Nah, that seems very unlikely. I think he parachuted out, either died or lived, and then something happened after that.

My guess anyways.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:13 PM (cJrMO)

83 Some kids found some of the money out in the woods years later I think. It was in pretty bad shape.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2016 10:14 PM (4ErVI)

84 Am I the only one who wasted 80 hours of their life watching prison break on Netflix? DB Cooper was an integral part of the plot.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 02, 2016 10:14 PM (ITucM)

85 76 I believe they found some of the money along the banks of the Columbia river a number of years ago. Don't recall just how long ago this happened but certainly before 2000.



Posted by: Octiparan at December 02, 2016 10:12 PM (b9JGJ)

'80s I think.

But yeah -- not all of it. And still haven't found the 'chute, which should have outlasted paper money.

...Or a body for that matter.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:15 PM (cJrMO)

86 what I find amusing? All these little people worried about Trump's "conflict of interests"

Yeah funny how Congress forgot all about that insider trader they do that they gave themselves a free pass on

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 02, 2016 10:15 PM (hscyr)

87 D.B Cooper was the subject of much Art Bell fun. He's reached the status of BigFoot.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 10:15 PM (DW+jj)

88
A clever writer could come up with a story involving all the great unsolved crimes - Jack the Ripper, D B Cooper, Zodiac, etc.
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Thanks!

Posted by: Writers Guild East/West at December 02, 2016 10:15 PM (OlyEd)

89 Heh. Cooper was a piker. The Czech Legion and the Whites raided the ENTIRE FREAKING IMPERIAL RUSSIAN GOLD RESERVE and got away with 560 million rubles, in that day's money. 230 some rubles were never recovered. Worth about 4 billion USD today.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 10:15 PM (I4UDC)

90 Does anyone know anything about a Monster Hunters International themed board game?

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:15 PM (JNDQi)

91 69 - Good luck Insomniac!

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 10:15 PM (7qAYi)

92 84 Am I the only one who wasted 80 hours of their life watching prison break on Netflix? DB Cooper was an integral part of the plot.
Posted by: Molly k. at December 02, 2016 10:14 PM (ITucM)

i watched like 2 or 3 seasons. I don't remember DB Cooper being involved, but I watched the show like 10 years ago so I guess anything is possible.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:15 PM (cJrMO)

93 I wonder if DB Cooper actually could have held onto the plane maybe underneath? Could he have done that until just before they landed then jumped off? Crazy impossible I know but still....


Posted by: Manor maven at December 02, 2016 10:11 PM


Too cold. He left the plane in just a business suit. Have always wondered why he didn't take a jump suit in his carry on luggage.

Posted by: otho at December 02, 2016 10:16 PM (lmIoG)

94 Yeah funny how Congress forgot all about that insider trader they do that they gave themselves a free pass on
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 02, 2016 10:15 PM (hscyr)

All projection all the time.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:16 PM (0mRoj)

95 $5800 of the 200K was found.
Like I said, dude made a dirt angel somewhere.
he went into the ground like a f*****g lawn dart.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:17 PM (hVdx9)

96 Too cold. He left the plane in just a business suit. Have always wondered why he didn't take a jump suit in his carry on luggage.
Posted by: otho at December 02, 2016 10:16 PM (lmIoG)

Well, we don't know that he didn't. Or that he wasn't swearing something under the business suit.

Recall, he made the crew hang out in the cockpit then jumped out... at some point...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:17 PM (cJrMO)

97 Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 10:15 PM (7qAYi)

Thanks! This looks like a pretty good fit on paper at least, so we'll see.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:17 PM (0mRoj)

98 Some pizzagate weirdness

Photo of Tony Podesta (the brother) & a bunch of male friends at a party all in suits all wearing the same shiny red leather shoes.

Someone noticed that some of Tony Podesta's pedo art paintings of little girls has them in red shoes.

https://i.sli.mg/qYsU2u.png

By the way, apparently the owner of Comet Pizza is on gab now. Creepy.

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 02, 2016 10:17 PM (Om16U)

99 87 D.B Cooper was the subject of much Art Bell fun. He's reached the status of BigFoot.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 10:15 PM (DW+j

Bell is suing Michael Savage for libel. This should be good.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2016 10:17 PM (voOPb)

100 89. To clarify - the gold the czechs and whites goy away with, the unrecovered gold, would be worth about 4 billion in today's USD.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 10:18 PM (I4UDC)

101 But if this is going to "anger" the Chi-Coms, assuming somebody gives a damn about angering a dictatorial Communist government, shouldn't the news that the Obama Administration is facilitating a 2 billion dollar arms sale to Taiwan anger them more?

The fear by all the "right-thinking" people is that if we publicly recognize the government of Taiwan then it will be seen as encouragement for them to declare their independence, and force China to respond. Selling them arms quietly is less offensive because it allows China to maintain the facade that they are hoping to one day peacefully unite with Taiwan.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 02, 2016 10:18 PM (FYrz1)

102 Well, we don't know that he didn't. Or that he wasn't swearing something under the business suit.

Recall, he made the crew hang out in the cockpit then jumped out... at some point...


Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:17 PM

Ah, ok. My hazy memory is that someone saw him exit the door? Oh, well.

Posted by: otho at December 02, 2016 10:18 PM (lmIoG)

103 Bell is suing Michael Savage for libel. This should be good.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2016 10:17 PM (voOPb)
lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at December 02, 2016 10:19 PM (0O7c5)

104 100 89. To clarify - the gold the czechs and whites goy away with, the unrecovered gold, would be worth about 4 billion in today's USD.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 10:18 PM (I4UDC)

At least they didn't Jew away with it.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:19 PM (0mRoj)

105 Recall, he made the crew hang out in the cockpit then jumped out... at some point...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:17 PM (cJrMO)

Did he close the door behind him?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 10:19 PM (MiBfH)

106 89 Heh. Cooper was a piker. The Czech Legion and the Whites raided the ENTIRE FREAKING IMPERIAL RUSSIAN GOLD RESERVE and got away with 560 million rubles, in that day's money. 230 some rubles were never recovered. Worth about 4 billion USD today.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 10:15 PM (I4UDC)

And no one knows what happened to the Amber Room.

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 10:19 PM (7qAYi)

107 "A clever writer could come up with a story involving all the great unsolved crimes - Jack the Ripper, D B Cooper, Zodiac, etc.

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 10:13 PM (7qAYi) "

I'm not all that clever, but I wrote a story about a government agency, The Gardeners, who gain the supernatural ability to contract those who have escaped justice - people like Jack and the Zodiac Killer. They're used to "prune" unwanted break-away timelines so that the prime timeline remains unscathed - hence "gardeners." Of course, I was 17, so it wasn't very good, but I got to later use it as a fun D20 Modern module.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:19 PM (kumBu)

108 Too cold. He left the plane in just a business suit. Have always wondered why he didn't take a jump suit in his carry on luggage.
Posted by: otho at December 02, 2016 10:16 PM (lmIoG)

Because Cooper didn't wait couldn't wait 23 years for the movie "Drop Zone", with Wesley Snipes, to come out first so he could learn the fine arts of parachuting out of a plane.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 02, 2016 10:19 PM (cC/ZB)

109 Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 02, 2016 10:17 PM (Om16U)

The whole thing is just creepy AF.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:19 PM (0mRoj)

110 Ah, ok. My hazy memory is that someone saw him exit the door? Oh, well.
Posted by: otho at December 02, 2016 10:18 PM (lmIoG)

Nope. There was a "bump" or "thud" or something at one point while they were flying that they THINK may be could have been when he launched off the stairs.

But they really have no idea.

OH, also -- one of the parachutes the govt gave him was a dummy. So it's possible he just went splat.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:19 PM (cJrMO)

111 Of course its not actually D.B. Cooper. It was just D. Cooper. One of those genius reporters out there screwed up his name.

Posted by: buzzion at December 02, 2016 10:20 PM (bMG0w)

112 Bebe, how are you doing tonight?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 02, 2016 10:20 PM (FYrz1)

113 Hyperdimensional physics explains D.B. Cooper. He's living in the Face on Mars now.

Buy my shit.

Posted by: Richard Hoagland at December 02, 2016 10:20 PM (DW+jj)

114 I am sick of reading about the stupid recount garbage. Stein and HRC need to go away.

Posted by: Jmel at December 02, 2016 10:20 PM (jwOSP)

115 Didn't History Channel have a show purporting to prove DB Cooper was some guy who got away to South America?

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2016 10:20 PM (r/0kC)

116 84 Am I the only one who wasted 80 hours of their life watching prison break on Netflix? DB Cooper was an integral part of the plot.
Posted by: Molly k. at December 02, 2016 10:14 PM (ITucM)I

I did after one of my surgeries 5 years ago. Amazing what you can tolerate on strong opiods.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 10:20 PM (sFofr)

117 Ah, ok. My hazy memory is that someone saw him exit the door? Oh, well.
Posted by: otho at December 02, 2016 10:18 PM (lmIoG)

If someone saw him jump, they would know when he jumped, and hence, where. No one saw him jump.

Posted by: Fox 2! at December 02, 2016 10:20 PM (brIR5)

118 @92,..... I think he showed up early but it took a few seasons to know it was him. Buried the money and all the escapees went after it. He didn't make the breakout

Posted by: Molly k. at December 02, 2016 10:20 PM (ITucM)

119 Dr. Christian Szell got away with a lot more than D.B. Cooper, but in the end, it wasn't safe.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:20 PM (kumBu)

120 I saw D.B. Cooper on a corner in Winslow, Arizona. He got in flat-bed Ford truck with a woman driving.
-------------

Hmm. May figure. I saw him driving a rig from Tuscon to Tucumcari.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 10:21 PM (ZO497)

121 104. 4 billion? For this? No, never 4 billion. 2, sure, maybe 3, if you're lucky. But never 4.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 10:21 PM (I4UDC)

122 Chicago had laid the groundwork for a carbon tax exchange there w/TFG's election for Pete's sake!

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 10:21 PM (M3DRt)

123 Oops, no he was actually "Dan Cooper" not just D. Cooper. See journalists. That's how its done. You correct errors and admit to them, not stealth edit.

Posted by: buzzion at December 02, 2016 10:21 PM (bMG0w)

124 100 89. To clarify - the gold the czechs and whites goy away with, the unrecovered gold, would be worth about 4 billion in today's USD.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 10:18 PM (I4UDC)

Just recently a guy took a container with 81lbs of gold flakes off the back of an armor truck. Had a window of about 20 seconds. I haven't followed up to see if he had been caught.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 10:21 PM (EjQ00)

125 Did he close the door behind him?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 10:19 PM (MiBfH)

No, I think he must have grown up in a barn.

(not sure if that was a serious question or not -- the plane was an old boeing... maybe 727? that could deploy the rear stairs while flying, and he had them flying around with the stairs down. at some point he presumably jumped, but other than the crews guess of when they felt a slight bump, we really dont know when)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:21 PM (cJrMO)

126 Yeah, insomniac, best of luck!

I got my current job through a phone call out of the blue. I had interviewed with the guy a year earlier with no luck. But he remembered me. ...

Posted by: Weak Geek at December 02, 2016 10:21 PM (zqUhc)

127 Them little Corgis is right cute.

Do they have hip or back problems?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 10:21 PM (ZO497)

128 118 @92,..... I think he showed up early but it took a few seasons to know it was him. Buried the money and all the escapees went after it. He didn't make the breakout
Posted by: Molly k. at December 02, 2016 10:20 PM (ITucM)

OOoooh shit, youre right!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:22 PM (cJrMO)

129 95 $5800 of the 200K was found.
Like I said, dude made a dirt angel somewhere.
he went into the ground like a f*****g lawn dart.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at D

So thats why Jarts are illegal?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2016 10:22 PM (voOPb)

130 Speaking of cold, suppose to be cold as shit all next week everywhere.


It IS December. They say cold weather help retail sales.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 10:22 PM (NbJXF)

131 How would he know if the chute would work?

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2016 10:22 PM (XoldI)

132 Gotta walk the dog.

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 10:23 PM (7qAYi)

133 donald trump is db cooper

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:23 PM (cPsPa)

134 131 How would he know if the chute would work?
Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2016 10:22 PM (XoldI)

Unless you know how to pack a chute (shut up) I imagine you wouldn't.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:23 PM (0mRoj)

135 111 Of course its not actually D.B. Cooper. It was just D. Cooper. One of those genius reporters out there screwed up his name.
Posted by: buzzion at December 02, 2016 10:20 PM (bMG0w)

IIRC, the ticket just said "D Cooper" (or maybe Dan Cooper), but there was a dude who lived nearby named DB Cooper, and the media / police / whoever thought it was him. They cleared the guy, but the "DB" part stuck.

I think its more mysterious that way anyways. Dan Cooper sounds lame. DB Cooper -- now that sounds like a mystery.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:23 PM (cJrMO)

136 Do they have hip or back problems?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 10:21 PM (ZO497)

My guess hips, most dogs that are interbred have that problem

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 10:23 PM (NbJXF)

137 127 Them little Corgis is right cute.

Do they have hip or back problems?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 10:21 PM (ZO497)

Mid-kid has one. No problems as you described Mr. Hammer. And her dog is Fatty McFatt-Fatt. Dachshunds are prone to back issues.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2016 10:23 PM (voOPb)

138 98 Some pizzagate weirdness

Photo of Tony Podesta (the brother) & a bunch of male friends at a party all in suits all wearing the same shiny red leather shoes.

Someone noticed that some of Tony Podesta's pedo art paintings of little girls has them in red shoes.

https://i.sli.mg/qYsU2u.png

By the way, apparently the owner of Comet Pizza is on gab now. Creepy.
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 02, 2016 10:17 PM (Om16U)

I cannot for the life of me figure out why there is no investigation into this?!?!?! It is obvious and in your face

I'm paranoid to watch a YouTube video about it for fear of having CP on my device.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 10:23 PM (sFofr)

139 Nope. There was a "bump" or "thud" or something at one point while they were flying that they THINK may be could have been when he launched off the stairs.

But they really have no idea.

OH, also -- one of the parachutes the govt gave him was a dummy. So it's possible he just went splat.


Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:19 PM


Really? I thought that they thought about tampering with the chutes, but wasn't worth the risk in case he was planning on making a passenger jump with one? Can't recall exactly. Of interest is the actual chute he chose, there was 2 types and he one he chose was interesting.

Posted by: otho at December 02, 2016 10:24 PM (lmIoG)

140 I got my current job through a phone call out of the blue. I had interviewed with the guy a year earlier with no luck. But he remembered me. ...
Posted by: Weak Geek at December 02, 2016 10:21 PM (zqUhc)

Cool.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:24 PM (0mRoj)

141 does Donald Trump know about the HQ? have to think if he did ye would be here all the time.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:24 PM (cPsPa)

142 131 How would he know if the chute would work?
Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2016 10:22 PM (XoldI)

He got 3. And the govt "accidentally" gave him 1 dummy chute. Because that's how the govt rolls.

We don't know which he used or what happened to the others.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:24 PM (cJrMO)

143 Insomniac....sooooo, tell us....how do YOU pack a chute???? The horde is curious........

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:25 PM (JNDQi)

144 How would he know if the chute would work?

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2016 10:22 PM (XoldI)

I know how he would know if it didn't work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 10:25 PM (MiBfH)

145 Really? I thought that they thought about tampering with the chutes, but wasn't worth the risk in case he was planning on making a passenger jump with one? Can't recall exactly. Of interest is the actual chute he chose, there was 2 types and he one he chose was interesting.
Posted by: otho at December 02, 2016 10:24 PM (lmIoG)

Yes. They claim it was an accident.

But he was given some kind of training parachute that was a non-working dummy chute.

And yes, someone could have died if he planned on jumping with passengers.

So yes, I think it was just normal govt incompetence and not anything nefarious.

BUT WHO KNOWS? It just adds to the mystery.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:25 PM (cJrMO)

146 Okay, you have the choice, do you:

1. Find out the real identity of D.B. Cooper
2. Find out the real identity of Jack the Ripper
3. Find out the real identity of the Zodiac Killer
4. Hunt down Josef Mengele like a mongrel dog so he could go through the Full Eichmann.

For me it's easy, but I'm biased.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:25 PM (kumBu)

147 So, people are stupid and have no thoughts about the consequences of their actions.

Case iin point: I'm a freelance writer. I have almost 100% control of the subjects I cover and the people I interview.

Right now, I have one person and one company that are problematic. The person was just brushed aside; because the company pretended to cooperate and is now balking, that will be difficult.

Will I talk to the individual again?

No. I will go out of my way to avoid him and anyone he is working with.

Will I talk to the company again?

No. I may have to mention them in passing, but that is ALL they will get. No inteviews, no nothing.

Individuals and firms do not want to cooperate with the media. They want to control it. However, they don't realize that they don't pay the poeple they are trying to control, so they are not motivated to be controlled.

Vendetta.

/sorry. It's been a rough, rough week.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 02, 2016 10:25 PM (OlyEd)

148 Late to the party but still here.


Hoooooooorde!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 02, 2016 10:25 PM (89UPP)

149 Someone explain the pizza gate thing. I hear about it in bits and pieces.



Pod's brother has a pizza joint that is a front for a pedo ring?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 10:26 PM (NbJXF)

150 Maybe it's the cedar pollen and extra dise of nyquil but didn't I read somewhere they thought he was a floght attendent or something like that? Probably knew every nook and cranny of that plane. Made them stay in the cockpit, stuck one of the parachutes in the door knowing it would blow off snd make a sound and hid somewhere in the plane.

Posted by: Manor maven at December 02, 2016 10:26 PM (AqZIp)

151 I'll show you how to pack a chute.

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 02, 2016 10:26 PM (DW+jj)

152 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/804778094494093317

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/804778213398478848

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/804778322915971072

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/804778430541795329

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2016 10:26 PM (Ya7zs)

153 Yow:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h9avm59

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:26 PM (hVdx9)

154
Unless you know how to pack a chute (shut up) I imagine you wouldn't.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:23 PM (0mRoj)
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I love how everything has to be run through a filter before exposing it (as it were) to The Horde.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 10:26 PM (EnKk6)

155 "how do YOU pack a chute???? The horde is curious........"

ohhh!!! ask me!! I'll tell ya how to pack a "chute"

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (d76uN)

156 Glad to hear from the previous thread that "Deplorable Old Blue" had a successful heart procedure, sorry he's sore and will continue to keep him in prayer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (tOcW/)

157 Evening all.

My friends wanted to take me out, so I'm currently at an 80's club in downtown Fort Worth. Yay me I guess.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (4n92b)

158 was prison break the one about two brothers?
one in/one out

one was good looking

Posted by: concrete girl at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (JlPEQ)

159 They did actually find some of the D. B. Cooper money in 1980.

Posted by: buzzion at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (bMG0w)

160 Meeting all your Secret Santa needs, Chia Donald Trump!

http://tinyurl.com/grprufr

Posted by: tu3031 at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (qJhUV)

161 146:2. Find out the real identity of Jack the Ripper


That will be difficult. He was last seen with the Vorlons.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (pY+s4)

162 149 Someone explain the pizza gate thing. I hear about it in bits and pieces.



Pod's brother has a pizza joint that is a front for a pedo ring?
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 10:26 PM (NbJXF)

the internet tells me that that is "fake news."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (cJrMO)

163 I would like to know who killed Jon Benet.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (EjQ00)

164 Okay, you have the choice, do you:

1. Find out the real identity of D.B. Cooper
2. Find out the real identity of Jack the Ripper
3. Find out the real identity of the Zodiac Killer
4. Hunt down Josef Mengele like a mongrel dog so he could go through the Full Eichmann.

For me it's easy, but I'm biased.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:25 PM (kumBu)




5. have 20 year old barbara eden transformed into a real genie and you become her master

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (cPsPa)

165 143 Insomniac....sooooo, tell us....how do YOU pack a chute???? The horde is curious........
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:25 PM (JNDQi)

Tequila and lots of cajoling.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (0mRoj)

166 I love how everything has to be run through a filter before exposing it (as it were) to The Horde.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 10:26 PM (EnKk6)



The Horde are experts on exposing things.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (89UPP)

167 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/804778642131873792

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/804778880145981441

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/804778971904823296

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/804779073289461760

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2016 10:28 PM (Ya7zs)

168 I will say, DB Cooper sounds better than Dan Cooper. When in doubt, go with the middle initial/middle name.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:28 PM (kumBu)

169 Fenelon.



We were talking about you.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 10:28 PM (qUNWi)

170 I cannot for the life of me figure out why there is no investigation into this?!?!?! It is obvious and in your face



I'm paranoid to watch a YouTube video about it for fear of having CP on my device.
---

Simple.

Law enforcement, politicians and the media are involved. They are actively abusing children at the very least. Perhaps even killing children.

They won't investigate it becuase it would result in their own punishment.

Quite brilliant actually. Invite higher ups into you pervert club to assure you are never caught and never punished.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 02, 2016 10:28 PM (OlyEd)

171 DB did not make it. Period.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:28 PM (hVdx9)

172 "how do YOU pack a chute???? The horde is curious........"

ohhh!!! ask me!! I'll tell ya how to pack a "chute"
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (d76uN)




you start with the anvil

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:28 PM (cPsPa)

173 Kevin Spacey should play the lead in a DB Cooper Biopic.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2016 10:28 PM (XoldI)

174 163 I would like to know who killed Jon Benet.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (EjQ00)


A foreign faction. Duh!

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 10:28 PM (iMxBJ)

175 Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (4n92b)

I know you have heard Flock of Seagulls even if you don't know who they are.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 10:29 PM (EjQ00)

176 "I would like to know who killed Jon Benet.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (EjQ00) "

I still say her folks. I know it's grisly, but I've gotten that vibe since Day 1.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:29 PM (kumBu)

177 163 I would like to know who killed Jon Benet.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (EjQ00)

Ask John Podesta. Same circle and crowds they run in.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 10:29 PM (sFofr)

178 My friends wanted to take me out, so I'm currently at an 80's club in downtown Fort Worth. Yay me I guess.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (4n92b)
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Leg warmers and crimped hair 80's, or black lipstick and Flock of Seagulls-hair 80's?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 10:29 PM (EnKk6)

179 Stolen Czarist gold.

The origin of Soros?

Posted by: Weak Geek at December 02, 2016 10:29 PM (zqUhc)

180 FenelonSpoke,
How are you doing? I heard about your scare! Now it's my turn to tell you to slow down and rest!!

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:30 PM (JNDQi)

181 pretty sure when we get over the radical islam prohibiton a lot of cold cases are going to get cleared by attribution to isis.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:30 PM (cPsPa)

182 My friends wanted to take me out, so I'm currently at an 80's club in downtown Fort Worth. Yay me I guess.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (4n92b)
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Leg warmers and crimped hair 80's, or black lipstick and Flock of Seagulls-hair 80's?

Posted by: All Hail Eris
****

Parachute pants?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:30 PM (hVdx9)

183 124. Wah! Talk about perfect timing.... hell of a heavy heist for one dude, but doable.

Had to have had inside info.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 10:30 PM (I4UDC)

184 Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:11 PM (0mRoj)

Will continue to keep you in prayer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 10:30 PM (tOcW/)

185 It was reported in an earlier thread today that Jennifer Aniston has acknowledged being a multiple-times member of the Mile High Club.

No word on whether Mr. Cooper was one of the accomplices.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2016 10:30 PM (DMUuz)

186 173: why, was d.b. cooper gay too?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2016 10:31 PM (KP5rU)

187 176 "I would like to know who killed Jon Benet.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (EjQ00) "

I still say her folks. I know it's grisly, but I've gotten that vibe since Day 1.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:29 PM (kumBu)



The brother. Parents covered it up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 02, 2016 10:31 PM (89UPP)

188 I read on the internet that Harry Reid likes pizza. If you know what I mean...

Posted by: The Bloob at December 02, 2016 10:31 PM (v8aCN)

189 Glad to hear from the previous thread that "Deplorable Old Blue" had a successful heart procedure, sorry he's sore and will continue to keep him in prayer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
---------------

Yeah, well, he seems fine. There's a bunch of folk more concerned about you just now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 10:31 PM (ZO497)

190 DB Cooper is a cocky son of a bitch and used the money to start a company building mini coopers just to F with the government.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 10:31 PM (EjQ00)

191 wait -- you guys for realzies about the pizzagate thing? I thought it was a 4can / reddit meme? Kind of just a silly thing to get the MSM all riled up...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:31 PM (cJrMO)

192 It was reported in an earlier thread today that Jennifer Aniston has acknowledged being a multiple-times member of the Mile High Club.

No word on whether Mr. Cooper was one of the accomplices.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 02, 2016 10:30 PM (DMUuz)




yeah but it was all on one flight.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:31 PM (cPsPa)

193 I cannot for the life of me figure out why there is no investigation into this?!?!?! It is obvious and in your face

--

Same reason Rotherham was covered up maybe - enough ppl in key places cover it up?

RealityCalls has a good intro video
"PizzaGate -what we know so far"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4OP--ZXOjc

Everything is circumstancial.
But there is a lot of fishiness

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 02, 2016 10:31 PM (Om16U)

194 When DB Cooper drinks beer, he drinks Do Equis

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 10:31 PM (BS8yt)

195 You know, I believe Maj. JR Nelson may have been a little light in the loafers.

You've got Barbara Eden in her prime. She calls you Master. She can do anything you want. And what does he do? Nothing like what I'd be doing.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 10:32 PM (DW+jj)

196 @160


SOLD OUT!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 10:32 PM (NbJXF)

197

The brother. Parents covered it up.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 02, 2016 10:31 PM (89UPP)

yeah my girlfriend was watching some dr phil clip or something or another where he interviewed the brother recently, and ... whoa. Yeah, brother did it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:32 PM (cJrMO)

198 Speaking of that, I DO have a lying Hillary doll. They are also sold out.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 10:32 PM (NbJXF)

199 Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:30 PM (JNDQi)

Thanks; It was only a scare-not an actual heart event, but I will try to take it easy. How are you feeling?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 10:32 PM (tOcW/)

200 I'll show you how to pack a chute.
Posted by: Hope Solo


Perfect.

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2016 10:32 PM (8zL5i)

201 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 10:30 PM (tOcW/)


Thanks! And how are you doing? I understand you were in the hospital?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:32 PM (0mRoj)

202 There was no conspiracy to kill JFK- Just Oswald
No bigfoot
No Lochness monster
No space aliens
No ghosts
DB Cooper did not make it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:33 PM (hVdx9)

203 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 02, 2016 10:33 PM (IcT7t)

204 RealityCalls has a good intro video
"PizzaGate -what we know so far"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4OP--ZXOjc

Everything is circumstancial.
But there is a lot of fishiness
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 02, 2016 10:31 PM (Om16U)

Pedo ring or not, those people are fucking weird and creepy as hell.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:33 PM (0mRoj)

205 Insomniac....sooooo, tell us....how do YOU pack a chute???? The horde is curious........

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:25 PM (JNDQi)



Very carefully!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 10:34 PM (wCEn4)

206 I thought it was the brother from day one but I think he's passed a polygraph which opens up some doubt.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 10:34 PM (EjQ00)

207 Leg warmers and crimped hair 80's, or black lipstick and Flock of Seagulls-hair 80's?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 10:29 PM (EnKk6)

Coke & Disco?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2016 10:34 PM (voOPb)

208 Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:32 PM (0mRoj)

Only an overnight stay. That got tired of me and kicked me out. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 10:34 PM (tOcW/)

209 There was no conspiracy to kill JFK- Just Oswald
No bigfoot
No Lochness monster
No space aliens
No ghosts
DB Cooper did not make it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:33 PM (hVdx9)




well now that's just crazy talk. someone got into a bad batch or hooch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:34 PM (cPsPa)

210 My friends wanted to take me out,...
-------


Okay. Let's examine that phrase "take me out". Do these people have any reason to dislike you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 10:34 PM (ZO497)

211 Only an overnight stay. That got tired of me and kicked me out. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 10:34 PM (tOcW/)

Yeah, they do that. You feeling OK now?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:35 PM (0mRoj)

212 It was reported in an earlier thread today that Jennifer Aniston has acknowledged being a multiple-times member of the Mile High Club.
****

Left wing twat with weirdly shaped boobs.
Hate her.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:35 PM (hVdx9)

213 DB Cooper & Hillary Clinton have this in common: neither will ever be president.

Posted by: Guam tipper at December 02, 2016 10:35 PM (/DvFd)

214 FenelonSpoke,
I'm the same with a cold/bug thingy to top it off. As long as I don't cough I don't feel too bad. Thanks for asking and praying for me.

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:35 PM (JNDQi)

215 Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 10:34 PM (wCEn4)

How's your sister in law Elizabeth doing, Hrothrgar?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 10:35 PM (tOcW/)

216 There was no conspiracy to kill JFK- Just Oswald
No bigfoot
No Lochness monster
No space aliens
No ghosts
DB Cooper did not make it.


Pretty much.

But the Squatchers and Ufons on Youtube are fun to watch.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 10:35 PM (qUNWi)

217 DR Pepper ad with Spurrier is good.

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 10:35 PM (M3DRt)

218 Country Boy, what was the political climate like in Ft Worth? i'm an unfortunate resident of The People's Republic of San Antonio- ugh. Hillary signs literally everywhere probably because us Trump people were afraid our houses would e torched for putting signs out. My neighbor is SEIU and one of the Dem party's bigs and asked us if we'd vote for Bernie. This was in OCT- said he couldn't stand Hillary so was planning to write in Bernie. Just BARELY managed to hide my glee and not LOL. Later he told me he ended up voting for Stein as a protest. Wish more people in this city would wise TF up. Mayor on down are screaming , raving liberals

Posted by: Manor maven at December 02, 2016 10:36 PM (AqZIp)

219 Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:35 PM (0mRoj)

Yes. Mostly tired because I couldn't sleep in the hospital.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 10:36 PM (tOcW/)

220
Epitome of the 80s?

Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2016 10:36 PM (JmjOe)

221 There was no conspiracy to kill JFK- Just Oswald
No bigfoot
No Lochness monster
No space aliens
No ghosts
DB Cooper did not make it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
-------------

Hmm... I notice chemtrails are not on that list. Now I'm suspicious.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 10:36 PM (ZO497)

222
But the Squatchers and Ufons on Youtube are fun to watch.
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 10:35 PM (qUNWi)




the sasquatch hunters have a great job.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:36 PM (cPsPa)

223 There was no conspiracy to kill JFK- Just Oswald
No bigfoot
No Lochness monster
No space aliens
No ghosts
DB Cooper did not make it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:33 PM (hVdx9)




well now that's just crazy talk. someone got into a bad batch or hooch.

Posted by: yankeefifth
****

I don't drink that crap.
I drink the good stuff.
4 Loko
Old English 800
Old Milwaukee light
Cobra

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:36 PM (hVdx9)

224 You know, I believe Maj. JR Nelson may have been a little light in the loafers.

You've got Barbara Eden in her prime. She calls you Master. She can do anything you want. And what does he do? Nothing like what I'd be doing.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 10:32 PM (DW+jj)

------

He was an astronaut dedicated to going to the moon, he wasn't going to let some super hot sex slave jin ef that up.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 10:37 PM (BS8yt)

225 Pretty sure I met Cooper in the Spring before he made his jump. I worked at a small airport in Vancouver Washington. They had a parachute club there. A guy who looked a lot like the drawing came out there one weekend and was wanting to know how he could get parachute lessons.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2016 10:37 PM (0tfLf)

226 I saw the Chemtrails open for D.B. Cooper. In Winslow, Arizona.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 10:37 PM (DW+jj)

227 Hmm... I notice chemtrails are not on that list. Now I'm suspicious.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 10:36 PM (ZO497)




its psyops

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:37 PM (cPsPa)

228 no mention of Fluoride?


IT'S A TRAP !!

Posted by: origional Jake at December 02, 2016 10:37 PM (jrFgU)

229 Frankie Goes To Hollywood.


Thompson Twins.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 10:37 PM (qUNWi)

230 There was no conspiracy to kill JFK- Just Oswald
No bigfoot
No Lochness monster
No space aliens
No ghosts
DB Cooper did not make it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
-------------

Hmm... I notice chemtrails are not on that list. Now I'm suspicious.

Posted by: Mike Hammer
****

No chemtrails
9/11 not an inside job

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:37 PM (hVdx9)

231 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 10:32 PM (tOcW/)

Fen, so glad to hear it was not critical, but take care of yourself, please!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 10:37 PM (wCEn4)

232 I don't drink that crap.
I drink the good stuff.
4 Loko
Old English 800
Old Milwaukee light
Cobra
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:36 PM (hVdx9)




and of course your bad joke about quality booze nearly made me waste a mouthful of good scotch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:38 PM (cPsPa)

233 Serial Killer trivia: The ones with the 4 highest confirmed death counts are all from Central and South America. Our hyper-uber-violent country barely cracks the top 8, with Ridgway, the Green River Killer, in 8th place with 49 confirmed.

Of the 20 killers with at least 30 confirmed kills, only 3 were American - Ridgway, Bundy and Gacy.

Luis Garavito, "La Bestia" (The Beast), is probably the most evil man that no one has ever heard of. (Which to me is good - I hope he has no notoriety). Preyed on young children, with at least 138 kills and maybe over 300. Like many of these sickos, he also raped the kids he killed. Amazingly, he's alive and well in jail, and some people say he might eventually get out(!) I hope he's met by the family of all his victims if he ever gets out and gets dismembered Orient Express style - everyone gets a turn.

Oh, and guess what he wants to do if he gets out? Be a politician. To "save the children." Seriously, you can't make this shit up.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:38 PM (kumBu)

234
You've got Barbara Eden in her prime. She calls you Master. She can
do anything you want. And what does he do? Nothing like what I'd be
doing.
--

He just lacked imagination. Sad really.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 02, 2016 10:38 PM (OlyEd)

235 I thought it was the brother from day one but I think he's passed a polygraph which opens up some doubt.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 10:34 PM (EjQ00)

People can train themselves to beat the polygraph, and/or if they truly believe their own innocence...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 10:39 PM (MiBfH)

236 No chemtrails
9/11 not an inside job
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:37 PM (hVdx9)




9/11 was really a chemtrail operation gone wrong.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:39 PM (cPsPa)

237 PizzaGate owner James Alefantis account on Gab

https://gab.ai/JamesAlefantis

all his posts downvoted but he seems intent on countering PizzaGate

His first post:

"I joined Gab so that I could #SpeakFreely about my love for Pizza!"

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 02, 2016 10:39 PM (Om16U)

238 I don't drink that crap.
I drink the good stuff.
4 Loko
Old English 800
Old Milwaukee light
Cobra
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:36 PM (hVdx9)




and of course your bad joke about quality booze nearly made me waste a mouthful of good scotch.

Posted by: yankeefifth
****
It's perfect gutter booze! Like your home isn't made out of cardboard. Pffft.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:39 PM (hVdx9)

239 There was no conspiracy to kill JFK- Just Oswald
No bigfoot
No Lochness monster
No space aliens
No ghosts
DB Cooper did not make it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:33 PM (hVdx9)

-----'

Philadelphia experiment?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 10:39 PM (BS8yt)

240 Evening, folks!

For the Great Chili Debate (beans? carrots?) I offer this recent Arlo & Janis comic:

http://www.gocomics.com/arloandjanis/2016/11/28

Did that. Now to check out the post.

Posted by: mindful webworker - deplorably giddy at December 02, 2016 10:40 PM (5a8XA)

241 I don't think it was Jon Benet's brother or parents.

Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 02, 2016 10:40 PM (Om16U)

242 So, if I were to get my husband a bottle of pappy van winkle for Christmas which one would be best for a guy who likes JD?

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:40 PM (JNDQi)

243 Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:35 PM (JNDQi)

Sorry that you have a cold and you don't have to thank me for the prayers, I like to pray.
I was a chaplain on a coronary care unit if a hospital. As they probably told you, coronary bypass or other big heart procedures take a toll on the entire body and patients often feel in low spirits so you take care of yourself, dear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 10:40 PM (tOcW/)

244 Bedtime. Night, all.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at December 02, 2016 10:41 PM (+eR2D)

245 I saw D.B. Cooper on a corner in Winslow, Arizona. He got in flat-bed Ford truck with a woman driving.


And his hair was perfect.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2016 10:41 PM (4ErVI)

246 How's your sister in law Elizabeth doing, Hrothrgar?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 10:35 PM (tOcW/)


Thanks for asking. She's now in an in-patient rehab setting and much happier having been transferred post surgery. She has a long way to go, though but she's pretty tough.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 10:41 PM (wCEn4)

247 You know, I believe Maj. JR Nelson may have been a little light in the loafers.

You've got Barbara Eden in her prime. She calls you Master. She can do anything you want. And what does he do? Nothing like what I'd be doing.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 10:32 PM (DW+jj)





well, you could not show the things I would do on the Internets today, at least not without a paywall.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:41 PM (cPsPa)

248 No chemtrails
9/11 not an inside job
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
-------------------

Piltdown man?

C'mon... leave us something...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 10:41 PM (ZO497)

249 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 10:39 PM (MiBfH)

Sure that's why I said it raises some doubt but not that it cleared him. He was just a kid himself at the time so overtime he may have convinced himself of another scenario.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 10:42 PM (EjQ00)

250 "The brother. Parents covered it up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 02, 2016 10:31 PM (89UPP) "

That's a (wacky IMO) theory about the OJ Case, that his son killed Nicole and OJ took the rap.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:42 PM (kumBu)

251 eh, it's different:

Radioactive - Pentatonix & Lindsey Stirling
youtu.be/eh-72yBP7sw

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2016 10:42 PM (1G5R8)

252 Honest question to those with children:

Do you email your adult friends about pizza constantly?

Do you talk about pizza and hot dogs constantly with your adult friends?

Do you and your adult friends discuss pizza on a regular basis?

Do you talk about pizza and not a specific restaurant?

I don't have kids, and I think the last time I talked about pizza was when I was talking my Godfather to get Chicago Deep Dish, which he's never had. We talked about the restaurant, not simply pizza.

Maybe everyone talks about pizza like these politicians do?

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 02, 2016 10:42 PM (OlyEd)

253 " I joined Gab so that I could #SpeakFreely about my love for Pizza!"
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 02, 2016 10:39 PM (Om16U

------

Yeah, your love for pizza ten year old ass.

It should be legal to just shoot some people.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2016 10:42 PM (JmjOe)

254 191
wait -- you guys for realzies about the pizzagate thing? I thought it
was a 4can / reddit meme? Kind of just a silly thing to get the MSM all
riled up...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 10:31 PM (cJrMO)
yes

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at December 02, 2016 10:42 PM (0O7c5)

255 It's perfect gutter booze! Like your home isn't made out of cardboard. Pffft.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:39 PM (hVdx9)

239 There was no conspiracy to kill JFK- Just Oswald




cardboard? bah. why waste mone on anything besides booze.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:42 PM (cPsPa)

256 233 Oh, and guess what he wants to do if he gets out? Be a politician. To "save the children." Seriously, you can't make this shit up.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:38 PM (kumBu)


If he got on the Democrat ticket in California, the braindeads here would vote for him without a second thought.

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 10:42 PM (iMxBJ)

257 I thought it was the brother from day one but I think he's passed a polygraph which opens up some doubt.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 10:34 PM (EjQ00)

People can train themselves to beat the polygraph, and/or if they truly believe their own innocence...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****

There are ways to beat them.
In fact sociopaths and the insane beat them with ease.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:43 PM (hVdx9)

258 You know what I'm really sick of? All these clickbait ads I see everywhere online. "What (popular actress from, like, 1982) looks like today will blow your mind!"

Uh, no; I'm thinking it won't. She was in her twenties back then, and now she's, like, 60. People age! It happens.

Heather Thomas and Cheryl Ladd are popular actresses from back then who still look surprisingly great. Yes, I would go so far as to say they'll blow your mind.

But they're not showing up on those links; it's all actresses like... Erin Moran from Happy Days. She quit acting, she's (probably) in her 60s, she's poor and she lives in a trailer. No, I won't be remotely surprised at what she looks like now. Just leave her alone, already!

She's not even really a celebrity anymore! Just... let her enjoy her privacy, huh? She quit acting for a reason, you know?

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 02, 2016 10:44 PM (0OG8D)

259 People can train themselves to beat the polygraph, and/or if they truly believe their own innocence...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 10:39 PM (MiBfH)


You can beat the polygraph if you have no sense of honor or shame (sociopath) or believe you are doing the "right" thing (muz).

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 10:44 PM (wCEn4)

260 Piltdown man?

C'mon... leave us something...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 10:41 PM (ZO497)




hollow earth and nephelim

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:44 PM (cPsPa)

261 Atlantis?

Lemuria?

Abominable Snowman?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 10:44 PM (BS8yt)

262 "Hola Freakazoids"

Just for you, Eris:

https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=uRo426va26I

Posted by: Midnight Star at December 02, 2016 10:44 PM (044Fx)

263 You've got Barbara Eden in her prime. She calls you Master. She can
do anything you want. And what does he do? Nothing like what I'd be
doing.
--

He just lacked imagination. Sad really.
Posted by: shibumi


There's no reason to believe it but I think that the first pass at the concept had the Major a married man and Jeanie as a secret he kept from his wife.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2016 10:44 PM (1G5R8)

264 In a Playboy interview about the time that Dallas was a big hit Larry Hagman said he was an acid-head while he was doing I Dream of Jeanie.

Posted by: davidt at December 02, 2016 10:45 PM (XoldI)

265 It's perfect gutter booze! Like your home isn't made out of cardboard. Pffft.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:39 PM (hVdx9)

239 There was no conspiracy to kill JFK- Just Oswald




cardboard? bah. why waste mone on anything besides booze.

Posted by: yankeefifth
****
All you have to do is find a weaker bum and his house is yours. Pillow? Already provided. I once parked next to a homeless guy using a concrete parking block as a pillow.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:45 PM (hVdx9)

266 Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 02, 2016 10:42 PM (OlyEd)


No.

I think Podesta is creepy and weird and probably evil. The whole spirit/ witchcraft thing was an indication something is seriously off about these people. I would not be at all surprised if they are into child sex

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 10:45 PM (tOcW/)

267 I'll admit - when I'm standing in line at the bank's commercial/merchant window on the Tuesday after a long holiday and look around, I get.....ideas. lotsa cash, all bundled up in the teller's cage, none of it sorted or dye-packed yet.......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 10:45 PM (I4UDC)

268 242 So, if I were to get my husband a bottle of pappy van winkle for Christmas which one would be best for a guy who likes JD?
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:40 PM (JNDQi)


Whoa. This goes on the "things to tell my wife about what other wives did so she can grow and learn" list.

Can't help you with your question, though. My preferred Whiskey is Rye.

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 10:45 PM (iMxBJ)

269 229 Frankie Goes To Hollywood.


Thompson Twins.
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 10:37 PM (qUNWi)

Relax. Don't do it.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:45 PM (0mRoj)

270 So, if I were to get my husband a bottle of pappy van winkle for Christmas which one would be best for a guy who likes JD?
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:40 PM (JNDQi)




do you mean jack daniels?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:45 PM (cPsPa)

271 "Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:40 PM (JNDQi) "

Well, you could always get him a more 'exclsive' JD - Single Barrel, Gentleman Jack, etc. Do you know what it is about JD that he likes, or just the brand awareness? Could he abide a bourbon?

If any Horde members in Ohio want a nice gift box for the lovable alcoholics in their family, I can save you on shipping by getting it to you from my store, and I could also throw in some goodies - holiday season means lots of little nick-knacks that we get to take out of gift boxes and either given to employees or loyal customers.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:45 PM (kumBu)

272 Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (4n92b)

I know you have heard Flock of Seagulls even if you don't know who they are.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 10:29 PM (EjQ00)

The music is so loud here I can hardly think straight.

Plus my asthma is kicking up too.

On the bright side, I'm drinking for free.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 02, 2016 10:46 PM (4n92b)

273 229 Frankie Goes To Hollywood.


Thompson Twins.
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 10:37 PM (qUNWi)

Relax. Don't do it.

Posted by: Insomniac
****

Doctor, doctor

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:46 PM (hVdx9)

274 so a year ago those fuckos shot up Santa Barbara
and whut? it is a week since the OSU stabby thing

Posted by: origional Jake at December 02, 2016 10:46 PM (jrFgU)

275 Ahhh JonBenet Ramsey!

Wasn't an intruder. Most of the "evidence" put forward by Lou Smits has been thoroughly debunked.

I took part in the AMA on Reddit with Chief Mark Beckner and he made some pretty interesting observations.

One of them was the number of times the FBI found a ransom note of that length, written at the crime scene inside a home where a kidnapping took place.

That number was zero.

It was an inside job.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2016 10:46 PM (4ErVI)

276 You can beat the polygraph if you have no sense of honor or shame (sociopath) or believe you are doing the "right" thing (muz).
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 10:44 PM (wCEn4)



which is why the hq quit using them to evaluate new members.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:47 PM (cPsPa)

277 237 PizzaGate owner James Alefantis account on Gab

https://gab.ai/JamesAlefantis

all his posts downvoted but he seems intent on countering PizzaGate

His first post:

"I joined Gab so that I could #SpeakFreely about my love for Pizza!"
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 02, 2016 10:39 PM (Om16U)

Seriously, that guy and every person from Hollywood to DC trying to normalize and participate in pedophilia should be shot.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 10:47 PM (sFofr)

278 for those with a stronge stomach, there is some pizzagate info here that I think is safe: http://tinyurl.com/jq5eg74


Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 02, 2016 10:47 PM (OlyEd)

279 Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 02, 2016 10:27 PM (4n92b)

I know you have heard Flock of Seagulls even if you don't know who they are.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at December 02, 2016 10:29 PM (EjQ00)

The music is so loud here I can hardly think straight.

Plus my asthma is kicking up too.

On the bright side, I'm drinking for free.

Posted by: Country Boy
****

Karma Chameleon?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:48 PM (hVdx9)

280 Atlantis?

Lemuria?

Abominable Snowman?
Posted by: Make America Great Again
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Cold fusion?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 10:48 PM (ZO497)

281 #276: "It's not lying, if you believe it."- CNN's Brian Setzer, or, uh, maybe some other guy who strongly resembles him.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 02, 2016 10:49 PM (0OG8D)

282 267 I'll admit - when I'm standing in line at the bank's commercial/merchant window on the Tuesday after a long holiday and look around, I get.....ideas. lotsa cash, all bundled up in the teller's cage, none of it sorted or dye-packed yet.......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 10:45 PM (I4UDC)


As I'm walking out of the bank one day, in walks a guy with a dolly, you know like one you wold wheel 5 gallon buckets of paint around on, and it's got this big saran wrapped brick of cash on it. Cop following right behind him. I do a double take and stare at this brick. I look up and the cop looks at me, smiles, and goes "I know, right?"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 02, 2016 10:49 PM (89UPP)

283 275 One of them was the number of times the FBI found a ransom note of that length, written at the crime scene inside a home where a kidnapping took place.
That number was zero.
It was an inside job.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2016 10:46 PM (4ErVI)


Sure, that's the easy part. The real question here is who in the household was involved.

There is no way to read the ransom note and conclude that it is on the level. It opens "Listen carefully! We are a group of individuals that represent a small foreign faction."

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 10:49 PM (iMxBJ)

284 I almost didn't look at old ads link because it required all the browser vulnerabilities to be turned on. And I dislike the manipulation of one item of content per overhead-laden page.

I was amused by the ads, but put off by the commentary... but my OCD kept me going until I got to the self-slicing pig, and decided, never miiiiind.

Posted by: mindful webworker - jingle bellish at December 02, 2016 10:49 PM (5a8XA)

285 262 "Hola Freakazoids"

Just for you, Eris:

https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=uRo426va26I

Posted by: Midnight Star at December 02, 2016 10:44 PM (044Fx)
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KORG? Check.
Gold lahMAY? Check.
Dry ice? Check.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 10:50 PM (EnKk6)

286 Are these people serious?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/250838/

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2016 10:50 PM (r/0kC)

287 Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 10:41 PM (wCEn4)

Thanks for the update. She will continue to be on my prayer list.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 10:50 PM (tOcW/)

288 I'm very suspicious of parents and adults who sexualized children at an early age like Jon Benet. That is one fucked up group of people in that circle.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 10:50 PM (sFofr)

289 Listen carefully! We are a group of individuals that represent a small foreign faction of squirrel rapists and we demand you take us seriously!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:50 PM (hVdx9)

290 which is why the hq quit using them to evaluate new members.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:47 PM (cPsPa)

That, and the Valu-Rite polygraphs run on #6 dry cells which are no longer available.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 10:50 PM (MiBfH)

291 282. So, you're in?

Yeah. We'd need a deer cart or something.......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 10:50 PM (I4UDC)

292 Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 10:47 PM (sFofr)

There's a documentary about this called "An Open Secret" I believe that focuses on child predators in Hollywood. It's a difficult watch. A good bit of the documentary focuses on a couple of pervs who set up a production company for the primary purpose of grooming and sexually predating on teenage boys. Vile stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:51 PM (0mRoj)

293 Country Boy, you can survive.

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 10:51 PM (M3DRt)

294 BTW, thing about serial/spree killers in America - their mean and median IQ is right around 100. It's not that the trope of 'super genius' serial killer is wrong, it's just that's a small segment - some are barely able to live on their own without help, and some are standard body temperature IQ.

Oh, and it has very little correlation with getting away with it - obviously with his ciphers the Zodiac Killer had some cryptography skill, but he largely wrote like a drop-out, and he got away with it so far, whereas some of the 'genius' killers were caught easily.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:51 PM (kumBu)

295 "Nestle has developed a chocolate with less sugar."

Well, that's really astounding... not.

Did they just leave out the sugar (aka baking chocolate) or add HFCS, stevia, or some other rat poison sweetener?

(Did not read the link... obviously.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - jingle bellish at December 02, 2016 10:51 PM (5a8XA)

296 Posted by: broseidon king,
He likes the taste of Jack. He thinks Jim has a bit licorice after taste. He's drank Makers, Bookers, Knob Creek, etc. before. He's never had Pappy before, I thought it would be nice to get him something different.

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:52 PM (JNDQi)

297 Sure, that's the easy part. The real question here is who in the household was involved.

There is no way to read the ransom note and conclude that it is on the level. It opens "Listen carefully! We are a group of individuals that represent a small foreign faction."

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 10:49 PM (iMxBJ)


Even better is where it was placed. If you've ever seen the layout of the house, it's like a rabbit warren. The floorplan is insane. Yet the note was placed on a staircase that Patsy Ramsey just happened to use to come downstairs.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2016 10:52 PM (4ErVI)

298 It was an inside job.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2016 10:46 PM (4ErVI)




well duh, she was in the basement

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:53 PM (cPsPa)

299 I recall reading about fashion models. They love the barely teen models and allegedly in Europe there is a huge "market" for wealthy older men to have fun with them. In fact, if they want to ascend they MUST "entertain" the right men.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:53 PM (hVdx9)

300 Fenelon! I missed you.

To follow up on your question, I knew a lot of people who wanted to be Artists and I thought they were more about the hype and acting like artists than they were about doing good technical work.
So I have always been dismissive about being an artist and really focused on doing quality craftwork for fun.

I came off being flippant, and it wasn't aimed at you. It was aimed at people who cared more about being seen as artists, than actually creating.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2016 10:53 PM (yLUuz)

301 The polygraph is really considered pseudo-science. We're about the only country that uses them much. There is really no valid scientific evidence to support their efficacy.

A former CIA director said that they found East Europeans and Asians could defeat a polygraph at will. Lie without the slightest variation from normal. He said they concluded it worked, such as it does, with Americans the most because of cultural programming that lying is really bad, one goes to Hell and all that. So lying causes most Americans to display the most psychological distress that manifests as physical symptoms.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 10:54 PM (DW+jj)

302 I agree that JonBenet Ramsey was killed by one of her immediate family. I think it was either her brother or her mom.

It was an accident, a crime of passion, and that whole kidnapping/murder thing was staged to keep the family from being torn apart.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 02, 2016 10:54 PM (0OG8D)

303 Isn't chocolate with less sugar just dark or bittersweet chocolate, and has been in production for years and years?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:55 PM (0mRoj)

304 I don't drink that crap.
I drink the good stuff.
4 Loko
Old English 800
Old Milwaukee light
Cobra
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:36

I used to drink OM Light, good cheap beer. Now I've graduated to Merlot, Bay Bridges. If you buy 6 at Krogers you get it for 2.54 a bottle. It's helping my heart, right?

Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2016 10:55 PM (o/90i)

305 "Nestle has developed a chocolate with less sugar."

Well, that's really astounding... not.

Did they just leave out the sugar (aka baking chocolate) or add HFCS, stevia, or some other rat poison sweetener?

(Did not read the link... obviously.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - jingle bellish at December 02, 2016 10:51 PM (5a8XA)

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Nope, reportedly just less sugar with same sweetness

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 10:55 PM (BS8yt)

306 Sure, that's the easy part. The real question here is who in the household was involved.

There is no way to read the ransom note and conclude that it is on the level. It opens "Listen carefully! We are a group of individuals that represent a small foreign faction."
Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 10:49 PM (iMxBJ)

I've always thought Pedo Ring and child ritual abuse ring.

How do we know she was killed in the house? Who are the Ramseys associated with?(*obviously powerful people) How do we know the house was empty that night?

The Boulder PD fucked up so badly it made a cover up too easy. And there was some kind of cover up.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 10:55 PM (sFofr)

307 "He likes the taste of Jack. He thinks Jim has a bit licorice after taste. He's drank Makers, Bookers, Knob Creek, etc. before. He's never had Pappy before, I thought it would be nice to get him something different.

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:52 PM (JNDQi) "

Ever tried Basil Hayden's, Bulleit or Buffalo Trace? Another three solid bourbons in my, eh, professional opinion.

He's not a fan of single malt scotch, is he? That's more my specialty. I know how to get some great values by scouting out some of the lesser beloved distilleries.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:55 PM (kumBu)

308 When I was in college, they made a big deal about the University was not going to act in loco parentis and that students were responsible for themselves and their own behavior. It was on page 1 of the student handbook.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2016 10:56 PM (EZebt)

309 307 "He likes the taste of Jack. He thinks Jim has a bit licorice after taste. He's drank Makers, Bookers, Knob Creek, etc. before. He's never had Pappy before, I thought it would be nice to get him something different.

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:52 PM (JNDQi) "

Ever tried Basil Hayden's, Bulleit or Buffalo Trace? Another three solid bourbons in my, eh, professional opinion.

He's not a fan of single malt scotch, is he? That's more my specialty. I know how to get some great values by scouting out some of the lesser beloved distilleries.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:55 PM (kumBu)

Woodford Reserve is another good bourbon, as is Knob Creek.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:56 PM (0mRoj)

310 He's not a fan of single malt scotch, is he? That's more my specialty. I know how to get some great values by scouting out some of the lesser beloved distilleries.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:55 PM (kumBu)




what do you drink?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:56 PM (cPsPa)

311 >>Frankie Goes To Hollywood


Ace's second favorite band.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 10:57 PM (c8Ctg)

312 296. Old granddad. There's a cask strength version that is really quite sublime. Spicy, dontcha know.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 10:57 PM (6RK6d)

313 Isn't chocolate with less sugar just dark or bittersweet chocolate, and has been in production for years and years?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:55 PM (0mRoj)

Nestle claims to have found a way to break sugar up into finer particles, so the less sugar somehow delivers the same sweetness.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 10:57 PM (MiBfH)

314 I'm on the BDI bandwagon.

Posted by: TickledPink at December 02, 2016 10:57 PM (smD62)

315 Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2016 10:53 PM (yLUuz)

Thanks. It's nice you missed me. If I'm only gone for about 24 hours and people miss me it probably means I post waaaay too much. ;^) I didn't think you were being flippant and I think quality craftwork IS artwork

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 10:57 PM (tOcW/)

316 good whisky?
discuss


Weller 107
Rittenhouse Rye BIB
Eagle Rare 10
Willett Rye 3
Stagg Jr
Glenmorangie 10
Laphroig 10
MacKenzie Rye
Old Potrero 18th Century Style Whiskey
Connemara Peated Irish Whiskey CS

Posted by: origional Jake at December 02, 2016 10:58 PM (jrFgU)

317 I don't drink that crap.
I drink the good stuff.
4 Loko
Old English 800
Old Milwaukee light
Cobra
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:36

I used to drink OM Light, good cheap beer. Now I've graduated to Merlot, Bay Bridges. If you buy 6 at Krogers you get it for 2.54 a bottle. It's helping my heart, right?

Posted by: Farmer
****

Heart healthy? Sure. Go with that.
If I ever find Grolsch locally I will buy it. What can I say? The cool bottle hooks me.
Normally I want bang for the buck.
Low price and high alcohol content? I'm interested.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:58 PM (hVdx9)

318 Nestle claims to have found a way to break sugar up into finer particles, so the less sugar somehow delivers the same sweetness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 10:57 PM (MiBfH)

Interesting. I prefer dark chocolate anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:58 PM (0mRoj)

319 If you want to relive your frat boy days with something just above swill level, Honey Brown is at around the same price point as bro favorites like Natty Light/Ice, Icehouse, PBR and Milwaukee's Best.

I'd never call it *good* beer, but for the price, it's palatable.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 10:58 PM (kumBu)

320 Astrology?

Palm Reading?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 10:58 PM (BS8yt)

321 Hard to believe Alabama almost hired that idiot.

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 10:59 PM (M3DRt)

322 Nope, not a scotch guy.
Has tried Basil, Bulliet, but not sure on the Buffalo Trace.

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 10:59 PM (JNDQi)

323 Angel's Envy might be one to try.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 10:59 PM (0mRoj)

324 Karma Chameleon?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:48 PM (hVdx9)

Not yet.

Michael Jackson right now.

Lots of beautiful women though.

But this is Texas, so that's nothing new.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 02, 2016 11:00 PM (wjyL/)

325 Nestle claims to have found a way to break sugar up into finer particles, so the less sugar somehow delivers the same sweetness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 10:57 PM (MiBfH)
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We called that "glucose" in jr high chemistry.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2016 11:00 PM (JmjOe)

326 Sought out the Dr Phil interview with JonBenet's brother. Made it through about 90 seconds. That's one creepy dude.

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 11:00 PM (iMxBJ)

327 Astral Projection?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 11:00 PM (BS8yt)

328 Nestle claims to have found a way to break sugar up into finer particles, so the less sugar somehow delivers the same sweetness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 10:57 PM (MiBfH)

Interesting. I prefer dark chocolate anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac
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RACIST!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:01 PM (hVdx9)

329 301. I agree. Now, the e-meter.....

Hmm, wonder if thays why there are so few asian scientologists....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 11:01 PM (6RK6d)

330 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 10:54 PM (DW+jj)

I don't think many Americans believe in hell, and I don't know about Europeans reactions, but I would imagine that if you do some sort of meditation or meditative exercises like Tai Chi such as many Asian people do it's easier to defeat the polygraph.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 11:01 PM (tOcW/)

331 The first time I ever drank 4loko I was on a ladder doing electrical work after an 18 hour day.

I could feel it all the way down and then felt it enter my bloodstream. Impressive, but unpleasant.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 02, 2016 11:01 PM (Iy6JT)

332 Karma Chameleon?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:48 PM (hVdx9)

Not yet.

Michael Jackson right now.

Lots of beautiful women though.

But this is Texas, so that's nothing new.

Posted by: Country Boy
****

It's not truly 80's cheese unless they play Why Me? by Planet P Project.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:01 PM (hVdx9)

333 Let's see. Old Weller Antique is good, Blanton's (if you can find it), Old Forester Prohibition 1920, Sazerac, Catoctin...

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 02, 2016 11:02 PM (erWUB)

334 When we get to the Airing of Grievances portion of our Festivus celebration, I'mma say something about that slideshow y'all made me click through.

Posted by: The Bloob at December 02, 2016 11:02 PM (v8aCN)

335 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:37 PM (hVdx9)

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'O great orca,

Is Mooch a chick with a dick?

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 11:02 PM (CRotO)

336 Interesting. I prefer dark chocolate anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac
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RACIST!!!!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:01 PM (hVdx9)

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LOL

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 11:03 PM (CRotO)

337 Astral Projection?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 11:00 PM (BS8yt)

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You mean like a video? Awesome idea!

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 02, 2016 11:03 PM (JmjOe)

338 252 Honest question to those with children:

Do you email your adult friends about pizza constantly?

Do you talk about pizza and hot dogs constantly with your adult friends?

Do you and your adult friends discuss pizza on a regular basis?

Do you talk about pizza and not a specific restaurant?

I don't have kids, and I think the last time I talked about pizza was when I was talking my Godfather to get Chicago Deep Dish, which he's never had. We talked about the restaurant, not simply pizza.

Maybe everyone talks about pizza like these politicians do?
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at December 02, 2016 10:42 PM (OlyEd)

And of all the people talking about food online, they're the only ones not posting photos of every damn thing they're having.

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 11:03 PM (7qAYi)

339 I am never up this late.

Posted by: Quirky bookworm at December 02, 2016 11:03 PM (gppsv)

340 The first time I ever drank 4loko I was on a ladder doing electrical work after an 18 hour day.

I could feel it all the way down and then felt it enter my bloodstream. Impressive, but unpleasant.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari
****

Just killed my second 4 Loko 23.5 oz and it doesn't feel unpleasant to me.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:03 PM (hVdx9)

341 Is Mooch a chick with a dick?

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 11:02 PM (CRotO)

Or a guy with boobies?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 11:04 PM (MiBfH)

342 "what do you drink?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:56 PM (cPsPa) "

I'm not a snob, but my favorite region is Islay, so usually depends whether I can find Laphroaig or Caol Ila at a better price. Laphroaig 10 has been my personal bottle of choice for years - search hard enough and you can almost always get a fifth for under 40 bucks.

For Highlands, usually Oban, because the Oban 14 is at a very reasonable price point. Usually costs less than a Glenmorangie 12.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 11:04 PM (kumBu)

343 CDR-M Another great ONT. Thanks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 11:05 PM (ZO497)

344 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:37 PM (hVdx9)

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'O great orca,

Is Mooch a chick with a dick?

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2
****

My magic 8 Ball says- Dude Look Like a Lady

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:05 PM (hVdx9)

345 I saw what I believe was a ghost and so did my friend but i 'm too tired to type out the whole story now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 11:05 PM (tOcW/)

346 'O great orca,

Is Mooch a chick with a dick?



She's packing some goddamn thing down there.

eck.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 11:05 PM (qUNWi)

347 There is no way to read the ransom note and conclude that it is on the level. It opens "Listen carefully! We are a group of individuals that represent a small foreign faction."

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 10:49 PM (iMxBJ)



I'd forgotten that. Christ, that's in "It was a dark and stormy night" territory.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:05 PM (SRKgf)

348 Listening to Sara Smile on Pandora.

Cold rain outside, under my silver and black woobie inside.

*eyes Quirky*

You think 22:00 is late?

Wow.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 11:05 PM (CRotO)

349 Sorry to hear about your episode Fen.

I had something similar happen several years ago, chest pain, arm hurting, etc. Went to the ER and diagnosed as bronchitis.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 11:06 PM (BS8yt)

350 Bowman Brothers small batch is really good. Technically it's not bourbon since it's casked and bottled in Virginia, but it's amazing stuff. Very smooth.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 11:06 PM (0mRoj)

351 There is no way to read the ransom note and conclude that it is on the level. It opens "Listen carefully! We are a group of individuals that represent a small foreign faction."

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 10:49 PM (iMxBJ)



Just absurd in the extreme.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 02, 2016 11:06 PM (89UPP)

352 Oban, yup. And Aberlour is under-rated, I think.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 02, 2016 11:07 PM (erWUB)

353 >>I don't have kids, and I think the last time I talked about pizza was when I was talking my Godfather to get Chicago Deep Dish


That's NOT Pizza!


Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 11:07 PM (c8Ctg)

354 Sure, that's the easy part. The real question here is who in the household was involved.

There is no way to read the ransom note and conclude that it is on the level. It opens "Listen carefully! We are a group of individuals that represent a small foreign faction."


Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 10:49 PM


The case is so bizarre that it's a choice between one crazy scenario or another. Neither the family did it, nor intruder did it, makes any fucking sense. I'm not saying an intruder did it, but, one factor that may have been involved with the note is drugs. Someone may have been really fucked up, tripping ballz and just got lucky. The Ramsey's doing the note makes no sense, the intruder doing the note makes no sense. I tend to think it was the family. But, as Chuck Manson was fond of saying.... "No sense makes sense".

Posted by: otho at December 02, 2016 11:07 PM (lmIoG)

355 "Posted by: origional Jake at December 02, 2016 10:58 PM (jrFgU) "

As I posted below, Laphroaig 10 is my jam. I love Islay, I think it's one of the best distilleries in the area, and you can't beat the price point.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 11:07 PM (kumBu)

356 #320: Racism is way better than astrology!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhCWw0E_mVY

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 02, 2016 11:07 PM (0OG8D)

357 330. Face as a cultural concept probably plays a role. Go to an asian market and watch the young kids and teenagers. Now go to a whole foods and watch.

They learn emotional control - a Confucian thing. At least with the Chinese I know.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 11:08 PM (6RK6d)

358 You mean like a video? Awesome idea!
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 02, 2016 11:03 PM (JmjOe)

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Ouch, need Pepto?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 11:08 PM (BS8yt)

359 336 Interesting. I prefer dark chocolate anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac
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RACIST!!!!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:01 PM (hVdx9)

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LOL
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 11:03 PM (CRotO)

Once you go dark, you'll never go...uh...wait, I had something for this...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 11:08 PM (0mRoj)

360 Washington had better amp it up or else no Pac 12 team will be in the playoff.

Posted by: logprof at December 02, 2016 11:08 PM (9hZ5F)

361 When I was in college, they made a big deal about the University was not going to act in loco parentis and that students were responsible for themselves and their own behavior. It was on page 1 of the student handbook.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 02, 2016 10:56 PM (EZebt)



For my sins (which weren't really THAT grievous) I was dean for a while. I said exactly that. A student asked me my policy on drugs.

"My policy on drugs? I have no policy, because it would be irrelevant. Ask the district attorney his policy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:08 PM (SRKgf)

362 Was that halftime like 30 minutes long?

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 11:08 PM (qUNWi)

363 336 Interesting. I prefer dark chocolate anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac
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RACIST!!!!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:01 PM (hVdx9)

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LOL
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 11:03 PM (CRotO)

Once you go dark, you'll never go...uh...wait, I had something for this...

Posted by: Insomniac
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Sigh. The "sistas" never had a thing for me.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:09 PM (hVdx9)

364 Speak of the devil --Pick-6 by the Huskies.

Posted by: logprof at December 02, 2016 11:09 PM (9hZ5F)

365 314 I'm on the BDI bandwagon.

Posted by: TickledPink at December 02, 2016 10:57 PM (smD62)


The theory there is an argument between Burke and JonBenet, possibly over the cup of pineapple they found in the kitchen, and he hit her over the head with the flashlight.

Plausible. The horror is that one of the parents then fashioned the garrote and strangled her to death. She would've died from the blow to the head, but wasn't dead yet.

Also one of John's children from his previous marriage died in a car accident a few years before JonBenet's murder. Maybe that coupled with JonBenet's death convinced them to band together to save the family.

Sexual assault couldn't be ruled out.

My theory is her father was sexually assaulting her and killed her after she said something that made him think she was going to tell.

We'll never know. If Burke did it and his parents covered it up, we won't be getting a deathbed confession from John.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2016 11:09 PM (4ErVI)

366 She's packing some goddamn thing down there.

eck.
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 11:05 PM (qUNWi)

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I'm not a small woman.

That said, at least I have a few feminine tells.

That "woman" otoh, looks absolutely...ape---ish.

And no shit, eleven, wtf is "she" packing??

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 11:09 PM (CRotO)

367 Whhoops.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 11:09 PM (qUNWi)

368 Little known fact: The original Snake Oil manufacturer was sued by the Fed government, not because his liniment wasn't effective, but because... wait for it.... it did not contain snake oil.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 11:09 PM (ZO497)

369 355 "Posted by: origional Jake at December 02, 2016 10:58 PM (jrFgU) "

As I posted below, Laphroaig 10 is my jam. I love Islay, I think it's one of the best distilleries in the area, and you can't beat the price point.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 11:07 PM (kumBu)


I can't do the Islays or Speysides. There's something medicinal/chemical about them I just don't like. Highland malt for me.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 11:09 PM (0mRoj)

370 Touchdown Huskies.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 02, 2016 11:09 PM (erWUB)

371 "
I have it on good authority D.B. Cooper was consumed by a tribe of Sasquatch.





Posted by: eleven"

I heard he was being held captive by them as a breeding stud.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 02, 2016 11:10 PM (w+Jhj)

372 I'm of the opinion that Talisker is the best scotch.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 02, 2016 11:10 PM (0OG8D)

373 It's not truly 80's cheese unless they play Why Me? by Planet P Project.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:01 PM (hVdx9)
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I am fully immersed in 80's cheese and yet somehow I am unaware of Planet P.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 11:11 PM (EnKk6)

374 Ouch, need Pepto?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 11:08 PM (BS8yt)

Hard hats and hazmat suits, everybody! Hope Solo's doing ass-tral projection again, and man, does she have some range on that thing!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 11:11 PM (MiBfH)

375 She's packing some goddamn thing down there.

eck.
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 11:05 PM (qUNWi)

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I'm not a small woman.

That said, at least I have a few feminine tells.

That "woman" otoh, looks absolutely...ape---ish.

And no shit, eleven, wtf is "she" packing??

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2
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I could be wrong, but I thought I may have seen your pic at some point. If so, you definitely were feminine.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:11 PM (hVdx9)

376 Fenelon, I don't know if you were being serious or not, but I believe in ghosts. That happens when you a grow up in a 100 year old house.

Posted by: Quirky bookworm at December 02, 2016 11:11 PM (gppsv)

377 372 I'm of the opinion that Talisker is the best scotch.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 02, 2016 11:10 PM (0OG8D)

To me, Talisker tastes the way a Band-Aid brand cloth bandage smells. To each their own, I suppose.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 11:11 PM (0mRoj)

378 It's not truly 80's cheese unless they play Why Me? by Planet P Project.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:01 PM (hVdx9)
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I am fully immersed in 80's cheese and yet somehow I am unaware of Planet P.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf
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You. Must. Google.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:11 PM (hVdx9)

379 Linda, if he likes Maker's, we do a gift set that has a fifth of Maker's and a fifth of Maker's 46 at a very good discount.

Elijah Craig is another one people swear by.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 11:12 PM (kumBu)

380 #368: Reminds me of a scotch with the brand name Sheep Dip. It was indeed named that to get around those liquor taxes in the UK.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 02, 2016 11:12 PM (0OG8D)

381 I am fully immersed in 80's cheese and yet somehow I am unaware of Planet P.

https://youtu.be/kT-K5hQl834 (sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 02, 2016 11:12 PM (IcT7t)

382 DB

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oddly enough, those are my initials...

hehehehe

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 02, 2016 11:12 PM (EZDs2)

383 I heard he was being held captive by them as a breeding stud.


Er mer gherd. A fate worse than ....fuck...

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 11:13 PM (qUNWi)

384 Planet P Project- Why Me?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hkzxdt6

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:13 PM (hVdx9)

385 I could be wrong, but I thought I may have seen your pic at some point. If so, you definitely were feminine.

You have a gift for understatement.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 02, 2016 11:13 PM (IcT7t)

386 Posted by: Quirky bookworm at December 02, 2016 11:11 PM (gaps)

I was serious. I live in a home from the 1850s but I haven't seen any ghosts here. The ghost was at another old house. Have you seem ghosts at your house?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 11:13 PM (tOcW/)

387 Mooch needs to upgrade her tucking technology.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 11:13 PM (DW+jj)

388 Wow Planet P Project!

There's a Pink World and it's coming down!

Love that album. The concept behind it is cheesy but it's a great Pink Floyd knock off.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2016 11:14 PM (4ErVI)

389 202 There was no conspiracy to kill JFK- Just Oswald
No bigfoot
No Lochness monster
No space aliens
No ghosts
DB Cooper did not make it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:33 PM (hVdx9)



Well, you're no fun.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 02, 2016 11:14 PM (sdi6R)

390 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:11 PM (hVdx9)
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I'm listening to the album right now.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 11:14 PM (EnKk6)

391 Little known fact: The original Snake Oil manufacturer was sued by the Fed government, not because his liniment wasn't effective, but because... wait for it.... it did not contain snake oil.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 11:09 PM (ZO497)

Gun oil doesn't have guns in it, either. Snakes got to be oiled, or they start squeaking and seize up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 11:15 PM (MiBfH)

392 DB

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oddly enough, those are my initials...

hehehehe
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 02, 2016 11:12 PM (EZDs2)

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LOTS of people get those initials.....

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 02, 2016 11:15 PM (JmjOe)

393 Wow, a candle that's truly going to smell like bullshit and smug, along with reminding you that it is the current year, .

"Light up your holidays with a 'Trudeau-scented' candle"

http://tinyurl.com/zchxljg

Posted by: Thrawn at December 02, 2016 11:15 PM (cC/ZB)

394 Hard to believe this Christmas classic is 30 years old:

https://youtu.be/t039p6xqutU

Posted by: logprof at December 02, 2016 11:15 PM (9hZ5F)

395 I have it on good authority D.B. Cooper was consumed by a tribe of Sasquatch.

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Heh.

And about the Jef and his wookie being internet celebs or something after he leaves office...

He's gonna be trolled so, so hard.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 11:15 PM (CRotO)

396 I will say this: I can understand how some men favor a particular race of woman. I DO NOT understand those that only favor one.
So many beautiful women of various races. Viva diversity!
BTW, ladies who feel that way about men, more power to you.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:15 PM (hVdx9)

397 but I believe in ghosts.
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Me too!

Posted by: Ebenezer Scrooge at December 02, 2016 11:15 PM (ZO497)

398 Man, the kids better love me and put me in the good home when I'm old.

Every year at Christmas, I participate in the "Dad Dance" at the Winter Dance Recital. I just bought my costume stuff. Yeesh. Bit more than I intended.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 02, 2016 11:15 PM (89UPP)

399 *Another* big pick by U-Dub.

Posted by: logprof at December 02, 2016 11:15 PM (9hZ5F)

400 The outrage over those ads at that other site makes me realize there's a lot of tightassery in the world today.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2016 11:15 PM (OkKDg)

401 Damnit! Buffs are about to get smoked.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 11:15 PM (sFofr)

402 Thing about Trump that sets him apart from the dinner party politician set? He doesn't worry about his politics affecting his ability to attend the dinner parties, he hosts them.

Seriously though, he really could be the most effective president we've had in a long time, including Reagan.

Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (KAi1n)

403 I'll admit - when I'm standing in line at the bank's
commercial/merchant window on the Tuesday after a long holiday and look
around, I get.....ideas. lotsa cash, all bundled up in the teller's
cage, none of it sorted or dye-packed yet.......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 10:45 PM (I4UDC)

I actually had to talk my ex out of planning a bank robbery with a friend who had a bum ticker. Talk about shit going wrong.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (tHwdc)

404 Th article on DB Copper says decomposed money was found near the site and none of the rest of it ever turned up in circulation so he probably died on impact.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (tOcW/)

405 Goodnight everyone.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (BS8yt)

406 My Mom told a story about Joan Rivers conducting LGBT weddings and her being dead almost immediately after saying Michelle wa, I was a tranny. I figured she was trying to upset my relative. I spit out my turkey., I was laughing so hard

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (M3DRt)

407
Uggggg sox.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (JmjOe)

408 326 Sought out the Dr Phil interview with JonBenet's brother. Made it through about 90 seconds. That's one creepy dude.
Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 11:00 PM (iMxBJ)

Yeah. Someone should probably keep an eye on that dude.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (cJrMO)

409 Washington plays defense?

I thought that was illegal in the PAC.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (qUNWi)

410 Editorial note, every child should have a dog in his/her/it's life at one time.

Every dog should have a child.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (J8/9G)

411 Doctor, doctor...

A UFO reference? Liked them when I was younger, not I *really* appreciate "Doctor, doctor please" as well as "Rock Bottom".

Posted by: Crusader at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (OXPMi)

412 lantis?

Lemuria?

Abominable Snowman?
Posted by: Make America Great Again
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Cold fusion?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 10:48 PM (ZO497)
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Roswell!!! Roswell!!!

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (Zokmo)

413 I am fully immersed in 80's cheese and yet somehow I am unaware of Planet P.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 11:11 PM (EnKk6)

374 Ouch, need Pepto?

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don't go there. I hear that theres a brain bug there

Posted by: Rico at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (EZDs2)

414 >>I can understand how some men favor a particular race of woman. I DO NOT understand those that only favor one.


I have no favorites. I dislike them all.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (c8Ctg)

415 A friend who has more Scotch expertise than I will ever have pointed me to Ardbeg "Uigeadail." Great stuff. Not cheap (though not crazy-expensive like some), but since I'm about 2/3 through the bottle after 2 years, no big deal. I have Scotch only very occasionally.

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (iMxBJ)

416 202 There was no conspiracy to kill JFK- Just Oswald
No bigfoot
No Lochness monster
No space aliens
No ghosts
DB Cooper did not make it.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:33 PM (hVdx9)


Well, you're no fun.

Posted by: rickl
****

There is one area where the ladies say I am.
Even after breaking up had multiple requests for, repeat performances. So I am good for something I guess.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:17 PM (hVdx9)

417 408 326 Sought out the Dr Phil interview with JonBenet's brother. Made it through about 90 seconds. That's one creepy dude.
Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 11:00 PM (iMxBJ)

Yeah. Someone should probably keep an eye on that dude.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (cJrMO)

Dr. Phil or the brother?

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 11:17 PM (7qAYi)

418 I heard he was being held captive by them as a breeding stud.

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Once you've had the squatch, they don't need to hold you captive....

Posted by: DB C. loveslave at December 02, 2016 11:18 PM (EZDs2)

419 "Yeah. Someone should probably keep an eye on that dude."

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Ya think?

Posted by: Zombie Jon Benet at December 02, 2016 11:18 PM (CRotO)

420 417 408 326 Sought out the Dr Phil interview with JonBenet's brother. Made it through about 90 seconds. That's one creepy dude.
Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 11:00 PM (iMxBJ)

Yeah. Someone should probably keep an eye on that dude.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (cJrMO)

Dr. Phil or the brother?
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 11:17 PM (7qAYi)


I was talking about the brother, but I s'pose you really could read that either way.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 11:18 PM (cJrMO)

421 A UFO reference? Liked them when I was younger, not I *really* appreciate "Doctor, doctor please" as well as "Rock Bottom".

The guitar at the end of "Love to Love" is perfect.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 02, 2016 11:18 PM (IcT7t)

422 lantis?

Lemuria?

Abominable Snowman?
Posted by: Make America Great Again
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Cold fusion?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 10:48 PM (ZO497)
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Roswell!!! Roswell!!!



Posted by: bluebell
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Cough, cough, bullshit, cough. cough.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:18 PM (hVdx9)

423 One thing I like about single malt is I can actually tell the difference - blindfold, I can tell X from Y, even though my palate isn't all that refined. To me, all wine, from 3 buck chuck to Mouton Rothschild, tastes about the same. And I know to some people that's like saying wagyu beef tastes like a slim jim, but it's just how I process it. But scotch has very distinct flavor profiles - obviously between regions, but even between years and distilleries.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 11:18 PM (kumBu)

424 393 Wow, a candle that's truly going to smell like bullshit and smug, along with reminding you that it is the current year, .

"Light up your holidays with a 'Trudeau-scented' candle"

http://tinyurl.com/zchxljg
Posted by: Thrawn at December 02, 2016 11:15 PM (cC/ZB)

--Trudeau-scented candle: reeks of Castro's pubes and starfucker ass.

Posted by: logprof at December 02, 2016 11:19 PM (9hZ5F)

425 #377: I'm a smoker, and I've found in discussing scotches with a scotch-loving friend who is not a smoker that smoking doesn't weaken your sense of taste so much as it alters it.

I've had completely different impressions of what several scotches taste like compared to his impressions.

I remember one brand he had me taste (sorry, can't remember its name) that I thought tasted like the scent of rain on freshly-turned earth. I liked it! His wife, also a smoker, agreed with me on that. He had a different idea of what it tasted like, although he did also like it.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 02, 2016 11:19 PM (0OG8D)

426 408 326 Sought out the Dr Phil interview with JonBenet's brother. Made it through about 90 seconds. That's one creepy dude.
Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 11:00 PM (iMxBJ)

Yeah. Someone should probably keep an eye on that dude.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (cJrMO)

Dr. Phil or the brother?

Posted by: josephistan
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Yes

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:19 PM (hVdx9)

427 I remember one brand he had me taste (sorry, can't remember its name) that I thought tasted like the scent of rain on freshly-turned earth. I liked it! His wife, also a smoker, agreed with me on that. He had a different idea of what it tasted like, although he did also like it.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 02, 2016 11:19 PM (0OG8D)


"Tastes like a $5 hookers vagina! Pour me another glass!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 11:19 PM (cJrMO)

428 Once you've had the squatch, they don't need to hold you captive....
Posted by: DB C. loveslave


Wait, DB Cooper is Mooch's biological father?

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 02, 2016 11:20 PM (IcT7t)

429 Mooch is a dude. No doubt about it.

Neither child looks Mooch. Never seen a Mooch pregnant picture. Mooch is built like strong safety.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 11:20 PM (sFofr)

430 403. Jeez, Miley! That's just insane, and glad you talked him out of it. It would have been a disaster and tragedy all around.

Never go heisting with a partner with a bum ticker.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 11:20 PM (6RK6d)

431 --Trudeau-scented candle: reeks of Castro's pubes and starfucker ass.
Posted by: logprof at December 02, 2016 11:19 PM (9hZ5F)

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*wipes screen*

Damn, queef.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 11:20 PM (CRotO)

432 There is one area where the ladies say I am.

Even after breaking up had multiple requests for, repeat performances. So I am good for something I guess.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:17 PM (hVdx9)


And the Horde will continue to try to save you from yourself.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 02, 2016 11:20 PM (tHwdc)

433 This is my curse. Decent in bed. Awful at relationships.
As a piece of meat, I'm good. beyond that, not so much.
Some guys would love such an existence. I am not some guys.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:20 PM (hVdx9)

434 402 Thing about Trump that sets him apart from the dinner party politician set? He doesn't worry about his politics affecting his ability to attend the dinner parties, he hosts them.
Seriously though, he really could be the most effective president we've had in a long time, including Reagan.
Posted by: SFGoth at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (KAi1n)



Dinner table topic tonight: Trump is beholden to no one. Discuss.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:21 PM (SRKgf)

435 @365

I'm absolutely convinced it came from inside the house. I would be shocked, SHOCKED, if it didn't.

Now, as far as the flashlight, the pineapple, the train tracks...to me, that is all a lot of assuming and guessing.

But, tangible things- the note, the basement window, the fact that John went straight to the basement with a witness....those things get me every time.

And, maybe I am just a softie, but I just can't see either of the parents killing her. I just can't. I can see Burke killing her accidentally or out of a fit of rage.

Posted by: TickledPink at December 02, 2016 11:21 PM (smD62)

436 you start with the anvil
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 10:28 PM (cPsPa)


And every one now knows why I have filed a $24.6 million dollar lawsuit against The Acme Corporation.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at December 02, 2016 11:21 PM (1JnAL)

437 Great ONT, MisHum! Love the Christmas corgis. I got a few of those puns, but not all. I'm rather embarrassed that I got the shower one though.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:21 PM (Zokmo)

438 Sigh. The "sistas" never had a thing for me.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:09 PM (hVdx9)

Me either.

Not that I didn't try.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 02, 2016 11:21 PM (wjyL/)

439 393 "Light up your holidays with a 'Trudeau-scented' candle"
Posted by: Thrawn at December 02, 2016 11:15 PM (cC/ZB)


The perfect Christmas gift for Soviet defectors who are feeling nostalgic for the smell of the Lubyanka basement.

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 11:22 PM (iMxBJ)

440 Gun oil doesn't have guns in it, either. Snakes got to be oiled, or they start squeaking and seize up.

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so i shouldn't be freaked out by baby oil?

Posted by: DB C. loveslave at December 02, 2016 11:22 PM (EZDs2)

441 I remember one brand he had me taste (sorry, can't remember its name) that I thought tasted like the scent of rain on freshly-turned earth. I liked it! His wife, also a smoker, agreed with me on that. He had a different idea of what it tasted like, although he did also like it.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at December 02, 2016 11:19 PM (0OG8D)


"Tastes like a $5 hookers vagina! Pour me another glass!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes
****

Alcohol content? If it isn't at least 12% or more, thppppt, jog on.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:22 PM (hVdx9)

442 Henry Kissinger himself (how old is he now, anyway?) made that point. Trump doesn't owe anyone, save his voters, a damn thing.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 11:22 PM (DW+jj)

443 This is my curse. Decent in bed. Awful at relationships.
As a piece of meat, I'm good. beyond that, not so much.
Some guys would love such an existence. I am not some guys.


Your theme song?

https://youtu.be/wAFHdQAaKV4 (slightly nsfw album cover)

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 02, 2016 11:22 PM (IcT7t)

444 Neither child looks Mooch. Never seen a Mooch pregnant picture. Mooch is built like strong safety.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 11:20 PM (sFofr) /i]


Perfect. She really is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:23 PM (SRKgf)

445 Posted by: TickledPink at December 02, 2016 11:21 PM (smD62)

yeah, I don't know. I'd like to think that they would have come up with a better plan if they weren't in super freak out mode. Which would make more sense if the kid killed the sister then if one of the parents did.

But who knows?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 11:23 PM (cJrMO)

446 Gun oil doesn't have guns in it, either. Snakes got to be oiled, or they start squeaking and seize up.
****

Ummm, I HEAR there is a sex lube called Gun Oil.
Don't know a thing about it. Swearsies.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:23 PM (hVdx9)

447 Jeez, Miley! That's just insane, and glad you talked him out of it. It would have been a disaster and tragedy all around.



Never go heisting with a partner with a bum ticker.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 11:20 PM (6RK6d)

Tell me about it. I think this was the summer before I finally left him.
My daddy did not raise me up for a man like that.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 02, 2016 11:24 PM (tHwdc)

448 Patrice O'neal, in response to Anthony Cumia, called it 'pussy racism.'

I agreed with Patrice. A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, whether white, black, Venusian or asian.

I will say, I would never in a million years think to a tell a black woman "You're cute for a black girl." But I've gotten that line a few times thrown at me. "You look good for a white boy."

I just take the compliment, but it's a tad irksome.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 11:25 PM (kumBu)

449 442 Henry Kissinger himself (how old is he now, anyway?) made that point. Trump doesn't owe anyone, save his voters, a damn thing.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 11:22 PM (DW+jj)



What is the GOP going to do, deny him support? Criticize him? Deny him funding?

What is MSM going to do? Demonize him? Distort and twist his message? He's already shown he fully intends an end run on them.

Never mind the Reds. They've already taken their best shots, multiple times.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:25 PM (SRKgf)

450 Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 02, 2016 11:24 PM (tHwdc)

I've never robbed a bank. But if I do, I will make sure my bank robbing partner does not have any known physical or mental defects.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 11:26 PM (cJrMO)

451 "Tastes like a $5 hookers vagina! Pour me another glass!"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 11:19 PM (cJrMO)

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Tastes better from the ass.

Posted by: Some sick pol who buttchugs champagne out of hookers. at December 02, 2016 11:26 PM (CRotO)

452 Damn, MisHum. I mistakenly tipped the hat to CDR-M for the ONT. Oops.

Great ONT. Thanks. If I spied those Corgies, I'd be sore tempted to jump into the 'sleigh' and make off with 'em. Probably wouldn't be a speedy getaway.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 11:26 PM (ZO497)

453 402 Thing about Trump that sets him apart from the dinner party politician set? He doesn't worry about his politics affecting his ability to attend the dinner parties, he hosts them.
Seriously though, he really could be the most effective president we've had in a long time, including Reagan.
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Well, he isn't even in office yet but he sure has caused a yuge ruckus already.....in a good way. It feels like he's "doing" presidential things already. I don't remember this with anyone else before.

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 11:26 PM (JNDQi)

454 This is my curse. Decent in bed. Awful at relationships.

As a piece of meat, I'm good. beyond that, not so much.

Some guys would love such an existence. I am not some guys.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:20 PM (hVdx9)

So what you're saying is, you're a "bad pancake"?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 02, 2016 11:26 PM (tHwdc)

455 yeah, I don't know. I'd like to think that they would have come up with a better plan if they weren't in super freak out mode. Which would make more sense if the kid killed the sister then if one of the parents did.

But who knows?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 11:23 PM (cJrMO)

Put the whole damned family on Devils' Island, and leave them there until they rot. Can't be too careful.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 11:26 PM (MiBfH)

456 444 Neither child looks Mooch. Never seen a Mooch pregnant picture. Mooch is built like strong safety.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 11:20 PM (sFofr) /i]


Perfect. She really is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:23 PM (SRKgf)

Jay, I get the feeling that you are as suspicious of the Obamas "past" as it was written as I am.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 11:26 PM (sFofr)

457 438 Sigh. The "sistas" never had a thing for me.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:09 PM (hVdx9)

Me either.

Not that I didn't try.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 02, 2016 11:21 PM (wjyL/)

Women generally don't seem to have a thing for me.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 11:27 PM (0mRoj)

458 Put the whole damned family on Devils' Island, and leave them there until they rot. Can't be too careful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 11:26 PM (MiBfH)

Fair point.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 11:27 PM (cJrMO)

459 I've never robbed a bank. But if I do, I will make sure my bank robbing partner does not have any known physical or mental defects.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 11:26 PM (cJrMO)

And make sure he runs slower than you do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 11:27 PM (MiBfH)

460 Women generally don't seem to have a thing for me.

Feel bad for you guys. Lots of women had a thing for me.

It was called a restraining order.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 02, 2016 11:28 PM (IcT7t)

461 lantis?

Lemuria?

Abominable Snowman?
Posted by: Make America Great Again
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Cold fusion?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 10:48 PM (ZO497)
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Roswell!!! Roswell!!!

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:16 PM (Zokmo)


Moth Man, damn it. I defy you to deny it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 02, 2016 11:28 PM (es/9M)

462 >>>>And, maybe I am just a softie, but I just can't see either of the parents killing her. I just can't. I can see Burke killing her accidentally or out of a fit of rage.

Maybe, just maybe I'm different but I've been mad at children where I could've put a hurt o, it's easy to do and then go wow I messed up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2016 11:28 PM (voOPb)

463 LMAO I did not know the (human) mascot of the Buffs was named Chip. I knew the live buffalo was Ralphie though.

Posted by: logprof at December 02, 2016 11:29 PM (9hZ5F)

464 There's so much variety in Scotch whisky. My preference on a cold night by the fire would be something from Islay but a wee dram before dinner would be lighter, like Glenrothes.

Great but unheralded? Longmorn, one of the main ingredients in the Chivas blend, very rich and a sweet finish. Just add a few drops of water, say by wetting your glass first before pouring in the scotch.

Posted by: Halfwise at December 02, 2016 11:29 PM (rB/gm)

465 Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 11:27 PM (0mRoj)

Of course they do. Numerous women on here find you interesting, amusing and smart. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 11:29 PM (tOcW/)

466 LOL Blanco

Posted by: Some sick pol who buttchugs champagne out of hookers. at December 02, 2016 11:29 PM (CRotO)

467 Patrice O'neal, in response to Anthony Cumia, called it 'pussy racism.'

I agreed with Patrice. A beautiful woman is a beautiful woman, whether white, black, Venusian or asian.

I will say, I would never in a million years think to a tell a black woman "You're cute for a black girl." But I've gotten that line a few times thrown at me. "You look good for a white boy."

I just take the compliment, but it's a tad irksome.


Posted by: broseidon
****

He was right. I have worked with some black women who were stunning. Yet I would never have said, "you're hot for a black woman." WTF?! How insulting.
I go by personality first. Such a racist, I know.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:29 PM (hVdx9)

468 The proper industry term for sex lube is "personal lubricant".

The best damn vibrator there is (and science back this up) is the Hitachi "Magic Wand". But the company is absolutely adamant it's a hand held vibrating massager that has nothing to do with, well, you know. Hitachi was going to stop making it since they didn't want to be known as a vibrator company, but got persuaded to continue.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 11:29 PM (DW+jj)

469 Jay, I get the feeling that you are as suspicious of the Obamas "past" as it was written as I am.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 11:26 PM (sFofr) /i]

Yeah. I'm suspicious as all hell of Obama's past, which stinks like a week old fish, and when you throw Mooch into the mix, all bets are off.

I wouldn't be 100% astonished if Barry owns up after leaving office. I mean on domestic arrangements, not on Communist backing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:30 PM (SRKgf)

470 Of course they do. Numerous women on here find you interesting, amusing and smart. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 11:29 PM (tOcW/)
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Indeed we do. Hellooooooo, Insomniac.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:30 PM (Zokmo)

471 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 11:29 PM (tOcW/)

You're too kind. IRL I seem to be invisible.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 11:30 PM (0mRoj)

472 6 charlie brown specials, all of them, suck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 09:55 PM (cPsPa)

++++

I know you are saying things, but all I can hear is wah, wah, wah.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 02, 2016 11:30 PM (R+30W)

473 Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:30 PM (Zokmo)

Hi bluebell! How are you on this fine Friday evening?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 11:31 PM (0mRoj)

474 Here's a strange unsolved mystery that maybe you haven't heard of - the Ricky McCormick mystery. On June 30th, 1999 the body of 41 yo Ricky McCormick, high school dropout & small time crook on disability, was found in a field in Missouri, about 15 miles from where he lived. No one knows how his body got to the field - he had no car, no public transit went anywhere near the field, and no tracks were found at the scene. But what's really weird is that on his person were found two hand-written pages of code that have yet to be deciphered. No one is sure who wrote the codes, and the FBI has a webpage asking for public assistance in breaking the codes.

http://tinyurl.com/zdhskrc
https://forms.fbi.gov/code

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 11:31 PM (7qAYi)

475 Moth Man, damn it. I defy you to deny it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
****

Bullsh*t. He would have been killed by the first bug zapper he came across.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:31 PM (hVdx9)

476 http://www.ranker.com/list/politicians-caught-with-prostitutes/ranker-news?&var=2

Posted by: Some sick pol who buttchugs champagne out of hookers. at December 02, 2016 11:31 PM (CRotO)

477 My Magic Wand has a kick start.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 02, 2016 11:31 PM (Tyii7)

478 OK, that Planet P now has me re-watching Berlin music Videos

Posted by: DB C. loveslave at December 02, 2016 11:31 PM (EZDs2)

479 I am fully immersed in 80's cheese and yet somehow I am unaware of Planet P.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 11:11 PM (EnKk6)


My God, its like never having heard White Punks on Dope by the Tubes.
My dear little girl, what convent were you raised in?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2016 11:31 PM (yLUuz)

480 I packed D.B.'s 'chute with an anchor.

Ain't I a stinker?

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at December 02, 2016 11:32 PM (FVYNb)

481 Hitachi was going to stop making it since they didn't want to be known as a vibrator company, but got persuaded to continue.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 11:29 PM (DW+jj)

Does it comes with special hitachments?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 11:32 PM (MiBfH)

482 Hi bluebell! How are you on this fine Friday evening?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 11:31 PM (0mRoj)
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I'm fine - tired - should be going up to bed, but just got home from picking up my son and some of his friends. How are you?

And - you can't be visible if you don't go anywhere, you know.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:32 PM (Zokmo)

483 "Great but unheralded? Longmorn, one of the main ingredients in the Chivas blend, very rich and a sweet finish. Just add a few drops of water, say by wetting your glass first before pouring in the scotch.

Posted by: Halfwise at December 02, 2016 11:29 PM (rB/gm) "

That's how I found Caol Ila, it's one of the parts of many of the Johnnie Walker "blends."

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 11:33 PM (kumBu)

484 478 OK, that Planet P now has me re-watching Berlin music Videos
Posted by: DB C. loveslave at December 02, 2016 11:31 PM (EZDs2)


--Ready for another foray into the hobo jungles?

Posted by: logprof at December 02, 2016 11:33 PM (9hZ5F)

485 Moth Man, damn it. I defy you to deny it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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The Moon-eyed people.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 11:33 PM (ZO497)

486 >> Does it comes with special hitachments?

3rd party vendors make a bunch. Hitachi doesn't and frowns up it, officially.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 11:34 PM (DW+jj)

487 I packed D.B.'s 'chute with an anchor.

Ain't I a stinker?

Posted by: Bugs Bunny
****

FYI, I worship you like a God.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:34 PM (hVdx9)

488 Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:32 PM (Zokmo)

Good point.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 11:34 PM (tOcW/)

489 394 Hard to believe this Christmas classic is 30 years old:

https://youtu.be/t039p6xqutU
Posted by: logprof at December 02, 2016 11:15 PM (9hZ5F)


How can it be that I never heard that before? Catchy.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 02, 2016 11:34 PM (sdi6R)

490 http://tinyurl.com/zdhskrc
https://forms.fbi.gov/code
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 11:31 PM (7qAYi)
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Wow, what a fascinating story. I've never heard of this. Amazing that they can't break the code after all this time. I sure as heck can't do it.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:35 PM (Zokmo)

491 480 I packed D.B.'s 'chute with an anchor.
Ain't I a stinker?
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at December 02, 2016 11:32 PM (FVYNb)



Shoulda packed it with your dirty laundry. Hey, D.B., the joke's on you!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:35 PM (SRKgf)

492 He was right. I have worked with some black women who were stunning. Yet I would never have said, "you're hot for a black woman." WTF?! How insulting.
I go by personality first. Such a racist, I know.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:29 PM (hVdx9)

People say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at December 02, 2016 11:35 PM (9hZ5F)

493 "In 1974 Representative from Arkansas, Wilbur Mills, was involved in a car accident, which revealed the prostitute in his passenger seat. The scandal didn't stop Mills from being re-elected in a landslide vote. After holding a press conference in a stripper's dressing room, Mills stepped down from office and joined Alcoholics Anonymous."

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A press conference.

In a stripper's dressing room.

alrightythen

Posted by: Some sick pol who buttchugs champagne out of hookers. at December 02, 2016 11:35 PM (CRotO)

494 Well, vibrators were originally sold as medical implements, to get around some of the advertising obscenity laws. And they were actually used by some shrinks, to deal with 'hysteria' and other 'lady problems.'

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 11:36 PM (kumBu)

495 Wow, what a fascinating story. I've never heard of this. Amazing that they can't break the code after all this time. I sure as heck can't do it.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:35 PM (Zokmo)



This presupposes that there's any meaning to the cipher at all, and that someone didn't just write down a bunch of shit to jerk others around.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:36 PM (SRKgf)

496 Fenelon, shouldn't you be going to sleep?

You're supposed to say, "Yes, Mom."

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:36 PM (Zokmo)

497 Hey Pope, JGB shows were amazing. Enjoyed them more than Dead shows towards the end

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 11:36 PM (M3DRt)

498 I don't believe her parents did it.

If the nine year old at the time brother were older, I'd say he did it and they covered it up and I could understand why.

But I just don't think a nine year old with no history of weirdness killed her. I don't think he was strong enough to do it accidentally. And AFAIK, he has had no other incidents since. You do not suppress that kind of behavior, especially if he had done it so young. Something would have come out by now. He would almost certainly have had to at least attempt something again.

The garrotte (sp?) is what throws me. Her parents did not do that to her, a nine year old did not do that to her.

Some pervert did that to her. That's a freaking get-off-on-torturing thing.



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 02, 2016 11:36 PM (es/9M)

499 Some mumble, mumble years ago, my sainted mother called me up, saying she wanted to 'run an idea' by me. She laid out a plan - and a damned good one - for slaughtering a house full of people who, no reasonable man would disagree, ad it coming.

The plan was to set the back of the house on fire and shotgun them as they ran out the front. Pretty straightforward and quite practical, really. Persuaded her it was unwise, as the intended targets of her wrath lived in a house with a very large LNG tank, and the risk to the innocent neighbors was too great.

I was less bothered by her proposal than by the fact that she wanted my input - not on the ethics of the thing, but on its workability. I've an odd family, no mistake.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 11:36 PM (lutOX)

500 489 394 Hard to believe this Christmas classic is 30 years old:

https://youtu.be/t039p6xqutU
Posted by: logprof at December 02, 2016 11:15 PM (9hZ5F)

How can it be that I never heard that before? Catchy.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 02, 2016 11:34 PM (sdi6R)

--I love the Reagan clip.

Posted by: logprof at December 02, 2016 11:37 PM (9hZ5F)

501 A different time. A different place. Really bad advertising campaigns.

Actually, they brought that first ad back and it's going gangbusters. It seems to be a big hit with gay pretend marriage crowd.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 02, 2016 11:37 PM (zc3Db)

502 486 >> Does it comes with special hitachments?
3rd party vendors make a bunch. Hitachi doesn't and frowns up it, officially.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 11:34 PM (DW+jj



Sounds like an opportunity for Hilti to come up with some special attachments for their reciprocating saw.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:37 PM (SRKgf)

503 Fenelon, yes, I have. I was a little girl. I told it to leave me alone and let me sleep and it did. Still likes to let me know it is still around when I visit my dad, but it doesn't scare me. I just tell it to knock it off.

Posted by: Quirky bookworm at December 02, 2016 11:37 PM (gppsv)

504 463 LMAO I did not know the (human) mascot of the Buffs was named Chip. I knew the live buffalo was Ralphie though.
Posted by: logprof at December 02, 2016 11:29 PM (9hZ5F)

The Buffs have always been my #2 team after the Dawgs, and I cannot defend the human mascot Chip.

Now Ralphie is the shit. Before home games running Ralphie onto the field is an awesome sight, top 5 in College football.

Then there is Chip. No words, just shame.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 11:37 PM (sFofr)

505 Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 11:31 PM (7qAYi)

Hmmm...

On that note -- for people in to weird disappearances -- check out Maura Murray.

From MA, randomly and without reason drove up to NH, crashed her car, and in the few minutes between when the neighbor called 911 and the cops showed up, she disappeared. was never seen again. Happened like 10 years ago.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 11:37 PM (cJrMO)

506 This presupposes that there's any meaning to the cipher at all, and that someone didn't just write down a bunch of shit to jerk others around.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:36 PM (SRKgf)
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True, but did you read the first link? At the bottom his mother said he had written in a secret language since he was a child but she never understood it.

Still, it's fascinating.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:37 PM (Zokmo)

507 Colorado I think is wearing down.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 11:38 PM (qUNWi)

508 http://tinyurl.com/zdhskrc
https://forms.fbi.gov/code

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 11:31 PM (7qAYi)

Weird. I wonder if the answer is that there is no answer? That maybe the notes are meaningless doodles?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 11:38 PM (MiBfH)

509 494 Well, vibrators were originally sold as medical implements, to get around some of the advertising obscenity laws. And they were actually used by some shrinks, to deal with 'hysteria' and other 'lady problems.'
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 11:36 PM (kumBu)


Could have been used to suppress the Hillary vote.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:38 PM (SRKgf)

510 495 Wow, what a fascinating story. I've never heard of this. Amazing that they can't break the code after all this time. I sure as heck can't do it.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:35 PM (Zokmo)


This presupposes that there's any meaning to the cipher at all, and that someone didn't just write down a bunch of shit to jerk others around.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:36 PM (SRKgf)

Cryptographers can tell the difference between code & gibberish.

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 11:39 PM (7qAYi)

511 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 02, 2016 11:36 PM (es/9M)

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Evening Tammy. Sent you a message a little while ago. Did it make its way to ya?

Posted by: Flyboy at December 02, 2016 11:39 PM (L+dg+)

512 "In 1974 Representative from Arkansas, Wilbur Mills, was involved in a car accident, which revealed the prostitute in his passenger seat.
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'Fanny' someone, if i recall.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 11:39 PM (ZO497)

513 Palpatine....you on proscriptions?

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 11:40 PM (qUNWi)

514 Fannie Fox, the Argentine Firecracker, to be precise, Mike.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 11:40 PM (QDnY+)

515 A press conference.

In a stripper's dressing room.

alrightythen

Posted by: Some sick pol who buttchugs champagne out of hookers. at December 02, 2016 11:35 PM (CRotO)



An honorary Horde member?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:40 PM (SRKgf)

516 True, but did you read the first link? At the bottom his mother said he had written in a secret language since he was a child but she never understood it.

Still, it's fascinating.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:37 PM (Zokmo)

And his father said that he never wrote in codes, he could barely write his name. A very odd case.

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 11:40 PM (7qAYi)

517 He was right. I have worked with some black women who were stunning. Yet I would never have said, "you're hot for a black woman." WTF?! How insulting.
I go by personality first. Such a racist, I know.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:29 PM (hVdx9)

People say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.

Posted by: Mitt Romney
****
No. No you are not!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:40 PM (hVdx9)

518 I've never robbed a bank. But if I do, I will make sure my bank robbing partner does not have any known physical or mental defects.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 02, 2016 11:26 PM (cJrMO)


Howabout a woodchipper? Is that a deal killer?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2016 11:41 PM (yLUuz)

519
I'm not a snob, but my favorite region is Islay, so usually depends whether I can find Laphroaig or Caol Ila at a better price. Laphroaig 10 has been my personal bottle of choice for years - search hard enough and you can almost always get a fifth for under 40 bucks.

For Highlands, usually Oban, because the Oban 14 is at a very reasonable price point. Usually costs less than a Glenmorangie 12.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 11:04 PM (kumBu)




you must have been at this for a while. not many start out liking Laphroaig 10.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 11:41 PM (cPsPa)

520 OK, that Planet P now has me re-watching Berlin music Videos

Yeah, it's got me running thru a playlist, too. I miss The Quake!

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2016 11:41 PM (/cksx)

521 And his father said that he never wrote in codes, he could barely write his name. A very odd case.
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 11:40 PM (7qAYi)
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josephistan, was that in the story? I missed it.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:41 PM (Zokmo)

522 A press conference.



In a stripper's dressing room.



alrightythen


Fanne Foxe, "The Argentinian Firecracker"

Posted by: tu3031 at December 02, 2016 11:42 PM (qJhUV)

523 Cryptographers can tell the difference between code & gibberish.

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 11:39 PM (7qAYi)


How? Encipherment with a random number sheet, if done properly, is indistinguishable from ... random numbers. That's the whole idea: to destroy any discernible pattern.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:42 PM (SRKgf)

524 Fannie Fox, the Argentine Firecracker, to be precise, Mike.
Posted by: rhomboid
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Ah. Thanks. Didn't Mills (or was it Fannie) try to swim across the reflecting pool, or some such?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 11:42 PM (ZO497)

525 lol Jay

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 11:42 PM (CRotO)

526 Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:36 PM (Zokmo)

You too, mom. ;^)

I was asleep and then I woke up. I'll be trying to go back to sleep soon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 11:42 PM (tOcW/)

527 3rd party vendors make a bunch. Hitachi doesn't and frowns up it, officially.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 11:34 PM (DW+jj)

Jeeze, you missed the pun completely.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 11:42 PM (MiBfH)

528 513 Palpatine....you on proscriptions?
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 11:40 PM (qUNWi)
***
Who isn't? Levodopa, Modafinil, and vasopressin.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 11:42 PM (lutOX)

529 You laugh, but put "Sex Machine Adapter for Sawzall" in Google. Amazon sells 'em. It's a dildo adapter. I shit you not.

The Hitachi has been clinically proven to produce orgasm in 93% of women with chronic anorgasmia. The damn thing is indeed the best vibrator in the world, so far.

I feel sorry for the other 7%. No hope at all.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 11:42 PM (DW+jj)

530 521 - That was quoted in the wikipedia article on the case.

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 11:43 PM (7qAYi)

531 And his father said that he never wrote in codes, he could barely write his name. A very odd case.
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 11:40 PM (7qAYi)



That argues more for random squiggles, IMO.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:43 PM (SRKgf)

532 Who isn't? Levodopa, Modafinil, and vasopressin.


Ok...got it.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 11:43 PM (qUNWi)

533 I feel sorry for the other 7%. No hope at all.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 11:42 PM (DW+jj)



Riding pillion on a motorcycle without a muffler?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:43 PM (SRKgf)

534 Ah. Thanks. Didn't Mills (or was it Fannie) try to swim across the reflecting pool, or some such?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 11:42 PM (ZO497)
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I think they were both in the reflecting pool.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:43 PM (Zokmo)

535 I'm fine - tired - should be going up to bed, but just got home from picking up my son and some of his friends. How are you?

And - you can't be visible if you don't go anywhere, you know.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:32 PM (Zokmo)

First, stop talking sense. Second, I'm sort of hanging on. Haven't felt great the last couple of days. I think the stress and lack of sleep are catching up to me.

On the positive side of things, I mentioned upthread that I got a call from a prospective employer to set up a phone interview for next week. So that's something.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 11:44 PM (0mRoj)

536 Posted by: Quirky bookworm at December 02, 2016 11:37 PM (gaps)

Good for you. :^)


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 11:44 PM (tOcW/)

537 Continue on with "Supernatural" or switch to "Night Gallery"?

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 11:44 PM (7qAYi)

538 You too, mom. ;^)

I was asleep and then I woke up. I'll be trying to go back to sleep soon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 11:42 PM (tOcW/)
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You know what, I'm going. My eyeballs hurt.

Good night, everyone.


Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:44 PM (Zokmo)

539 At the bottom his mother said he had written in a secret language since he was a child but she never understood it.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:37 PM (Zokmo)


It looks like it was written by a child.

It's probably an easy code to break but I'd say it's likely that the guy can't spell for shit so if anyone is looking for actual English words they'll be seriously disappointed and confused.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 02, 2016 11:44 PM (zc3Db)

540 Oh, " hitachments". I didn't see that at all. I just saw attachment.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 11:45 PM (DW+jj)

541 his father said that he never wrote in codes, he could barely write his name. A very odd case.
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 11:40 PM (7qAYi)




so the zodiac killer was not writing in code he was just a moron?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 11:45 PM (cPsPa)

542 How? Encipherment with a random number sheet, if done properly, is indistinguishable from ... random numbers. That's the whole idea: to destroy any discernible pattern.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:42 PM (SRKgf)

It's not without pattern. "ncbe" occurs several times, prefixed by numbers. Vogon poetry, most likely.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 11:45 PM (MiBfH)

543 Gibberish inside a coded message has been standard practice, to complicate decoding even further.


Somewhat famously, an urgent message from Adm. Nimitz/CINCPAC to Adm. Halsey, commander of TF78 during the Battle of Leyte Gulf, had some interesting gibberish header/footer stuff, that ended up causing a stir. Because the code clerk forgot to toss the closing/footer gibberish.


"Turkey trots to water QQ Where, repeat where, is Task Force 78 RR The world wonders"


Halsey took it as a rebuke from Nimitz - someone famous for gentle interactions and messaging - and it drove him nuts, at the time.


Of course, there *was* the weeee little matter that Halsey *had* taken his entire force to chase Adm. Ozawa's task force, which was the Japanese plan, leaving the landing forces and their weak escort units to face one of the greatest/heaviest naval formations ever seen.


Or I could have some of this wrong. But admit it, it sounds good, right?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 11:45 PM (QDnY+)

544 On the positive side of things, I mentioned upthread that I got a call from a prospective employer to set up a phone interview for next week. So that's something.

Woot!

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 02, 2016 11:45 PM (IcT7t)

545 On the positive side of things, I mentioned upthread that I got a call from a prospective employer to set up a phone interview for next week. So that's something.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 11:44 PM (0mRoj)
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Hey, that's good! Catch up on your sleep and feel better. And don't forget that notebook. Okay?

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:45 PM (Zokmo)

546 Does it comes with special hitachments

I LdOL

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 02, 2016 11:46 PM (es/9M)

547 Wow, what a fascinating story. I've never heard of this. Amazing that they can't break the code after all this time. I sure as heck can't do it.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:35 PM (Zokmo)



I can. It's a quatrain:

When the dusky one
finishes romancing the canine,
along will come an orange one
who will put things to rights.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:46 PM (SRKgf)

548 532 Who isn't? Levodopa, Modafinil, and vasopressin.


Ok...got it.
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 11:43 PM (qUNWi)
***
Curious what sparks the question. It's difficult, sometimes, to see how we present ourselves, and I'd be interested for any perspective.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 02, 2016 11:46 PM (lutOX)

549 So, birddawg has requested a pardon from the JEF per WZ...

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 11:47 PM (JNDQi)

550 Tammy! I finally went dancing last night out in Pasadena. A looong drive there and back, but worth it. Lots of good dancers. When the blues room opened up, I peeked in and saw a girl in a plaid miniskirt making out with what I'm assuming was her dweeb of a boyfriend. A beardo with skinny jeans and an anime t-shirt, two day stubble and a set of horn-rimmed glasses. It was quite sad, really. Not the making out, but the part where a hottie like her was making out with him.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 02, 2016 11:47 PM (FYrz1)

551 @543 Or I could have some of this wrong. But admit it, it sounds good, right?
--------------

No, that's pretty much how it happened.

Fun fact about that battle -

Musashi, the biggest battleship ever built, was sunk by aircraft during that battle. The battleship never saw a single enemy ship during its entire existence.

Posted by: junior at December 02, 2016 11:47 PM (ff27+)

552 202
No ghosts

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:33 PM (hVdx9)
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Screw you.

Posted by: Caspar at December 02, 2016 11:47 PM (Nox3c)

553 When the dusky one
finishes romancing the canine,
along will come an orange one
who will put things to rights.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:46 PM (SRKgf)
--------------

You're a bad man. And I'm a bad lady for laughing.

Good night.

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:47 PM (Zokmo)

554 so the zodiac killer was not writing in code he was just a moron?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 11:45 PM (cPsPa)



*slowly turns and looks at Ace*

I think we know why he avoids being seen in public now....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 02, 2016 11:47 PM (89UPP)

555 I was less bothered by her proposal than by the fact
that she wanted my input - not on the ethics of the thing, but on its
workability. I've an odd family, no mistake.

Posted by: Uncle at December 02, 2016 11:36 PM (lutOX)


Holy crap Uncle, you have some interesting stories. I used to think my family was odd. But then, of course, I moved to San Diego.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 02, 2016 11:48 PM (tHwdc)

556 Don't believe it was ever nailed down for sure, but it seems pretty clear that "the world wonders" was intentionally used in reference to St. Crispin's Day, which it was (Oct. 25, 1944). Don't think the coding clerk at CINCPAC was ever interviewed about it.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 11:48 PM (QDnY+)

557 That's how I found Caol Ila, it's one of the parts of many of the Johnnie Walker "blends."
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 11:33 PM (


Didn't know that. I have half a bottle of the Caol Ila 18 still on hand. Whisky should be of legal drinking age, right?

Actually I'm surprised at how well whisky holds up, in a half empty bottle.

Posted by: Halfwise at December 02, 2016 11:48 PM (rB/gm)

558 Hey, that's good! Catch up on your sleep and feel better. And don't forget that notebook. Okay?

Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:45 PM (Zokmo)

Yes mom.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 11:48 PM (0mRoj)

559 497 Hey Pope, JGB shows were amazing. Enjoyed them more than Dead shows towards the end
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 11:36 PM (M3DRt)

Interesting. I may have to download a few live shows and give them a spin.

My sons, who are both under 5, love and I mean love live Greatful Dead. its their favorite music by far. I'll see if they can tell a difference next time I see them.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 11:49 PM (sFofr)

560 Fun fact about that battle -

Musashi, the biggest battleship ever built, was sunk by aircraft during that battle. The battleship never saw a single enemy ship during its entire existence.

Posted by: junior at December 02, 2016 11:47 PM (ff27+)



So ... money well spent then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:49 PM (SRKgf)

561 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at December 02, 2016 11:36

Tammy I saw your post this morn about an email, looked and didn't find it.

My email is below...

Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2016 11:50 PM (o/90i)

562 I don't think I've posted this before

all about whisky/ 20 minute podcast

link in nic

Posted by: origional Jake at December 02, 2016 11:50 PM (jrFgU)

563 No ghosts

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:33 PM (hVdx9)
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Screw you.
Posted by: Caspar
----------------------

Class action! Defamation!

Posted by: Jacob Marley at December 02, 2016 11:50 PM (ZO497)

564 now without link

Posted by: origional Jake at December 02, 2016 11:50 PM (jrFgU)

565
Now Ralphie is the shit. Before home games running Ralphie onto the field is an awesome sight, top 5 in College football.

Then there is Chip. No words, just shame.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 11:37 PM (sFofr)


Confession time. I'm a CU grad. I've never been to one of their football games.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 02, 2016 11:50 PM (FYrz1)

566 It looks like it was written by a child.

It's probably an easy code to break but I'd say it's likely that the guy can't spell for shit so if anyone is looking for actual English words they'll be seriously disappointed and confused.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 02, 2016 11:44 PM (zc3Db)

I'm thinking the guy wrote a lot of nonsense as sort of an OCD thing. Like he had a compulsion to write stuff, but that no meaning was intended. Or perhaps it had a secret meaning to him, but was not actually an encipherment of recognizable English words. And such patterns as there are repeated because he found them pleasing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 11:50 PM (MiBfH)

567 27 Everyone psyched about the coming freeze-your-ass-off weather, courtesy of a nice blast of air from Alaska?
Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 10:02 PM (iMxBJ)

You're welcome.

We got about eight inches over the last two days. Now it's gonna freeeeeeeeeze up. And then, you get to do it, too! We're just generous like that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 02, 2016 11:50 PM (cm1Bl)

568 Mush a ring dumma doo dumma da

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 11:51 PM (0mRoj)

569 Really great album....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VqauQmyDxjc

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 11:51 PM (M3DRt)

570 553 When the dusky one
finishes romancing the canine,
along will come an orange one
who will put things to rights.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:46 PM (SRKgf)
--------------

You're a bad man. And I'm a bad lady for laughing.

Good night.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 11:47 PM (Zokmo)

---

You're in good company, bluebell.

Still laughing here.

Sweet dreams.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 11:51 PM (CRotO)

571 We got about eight inches over the last two days.


TMI.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:51 PM (SRKgf)

572 "you must have been at this for a while. not many start out liking Laphroaig 10.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 11:41 PM (cPsPa) "

Funny story - it was my first legal drink. My grandpa took me to Vegas for my 21st. Went to the hotel bar at midnight on the dot, asked for the bartender's rec - he made me an Old Fashioned with Laphroaig 10, and I've liked it ever since.

(I know, single malt in an old fashioned? But hey, what did I know at the time.)

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 11:51 PM (kumBu)

573

Musashi, the biggest battleship ever built, was sunk by aircraft during that battle. The battleship never saw a single enemy ship during its entire existence.

Posted by: junior at December 02, 2016 11:47 PM (ff27+)

Big deal. Our new ships are being sunk without seeing an enemy ship or aircraft!

Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 11:52 PM (7qAYi)

574 Now Ralphie is the shit. Before home games running Ralphie onto the field is an awesome sight, top 5 in College football.

Then there is Chip. No words, just shame.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 11:37 PM (sFofr)

--What would be the rest of the Top 5?

Only one I've seen live is Osceola and Renegade in Doak.

Posted by: logprof at December 02, 2016 11:52 PM (9hZ5F)

575 I'm thinking the guy wrote a lot of nonsense as sort of an OCD thing. Like he had a compulsion to write stuff, but that no meaning was intended. Or perhaps it had a secret meaning to him, but was not actually an encipherment of recognizable English words. And such patterns as there are repeated because he found them pleasing.

There is a thing I've heard of called graphomania.

Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 11:52 PM (qUNWi)

576 veryone psyched about the coming freeze-your-ass-off weather, courtesy of a nice blast of air from Alaska?
Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2016 10:02 PM (iMxBJ)




well, if it is not going to be 80 may as well be 80 below.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 11:52 PM (cPsPa)

577 (I know, single malt in an old fashioned? But hey, what did I know at the time.)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 11:51 PM (kumBu)


One does not simply...use single malt in an old fashioned.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 11:52 PM (0mRoj)

578 Whatever people think of her looks, Katy Perry is an absolute idiot. "Trump win triggered me"
And o.k. I guess it does make sense that of all people to give an award Hillary Clinton would give a humanitarian award to Perry. Absolutely nuts:

http://tinyurl.com/zt6dmye

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2016 11:53 PM (tOcW/)

579 TMI.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 02, 2016 11:51 PM (SRKgf)

That's an average of four inches a day. Meh.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 02, 2016 11:54 PM (tHwdc)

580 @560 So ... money well spent then.
------------------

Well...

Of the three Yamato-class ships that were built -

Musashi has already been mentioned.
Shinano was converted mid-way through construction into an aircraft carrier. And then a US submarine spotted her when she was transiting from one Japanese harbor to another, and sank her. More wasted money.
Yamato actually managed to fire some shots in anger during Leyte Gulf (the same battle that saw Musashi sink). She later sank during a suicide run against the US invasion forces at Okinawa (aircraft got her, of course).

So of the three, Yamato was the only one that ever did anything even remotely useful.

Kind of a shame about Yamato, though. Would have been neat if she were still around as a museum. But the remaining ships of the IJN were scrapped or sold off (Taiwan got at least one). So it's likely that even if Yamato had survived the war, she wouldn't have lasted much longer.

Posted by: junior at December 02, 2016 11:54 PM (ff27+)

581 Funny story - it was my first legal drink. My grandpa took me to Vegas for my 21st. Went to the hotel bar at midnight on the dot, asked for the bartender's rec - he made me an Old Fashioned with Laphroaig 10, and I've liked it ever since.

(I know, single malt in an old fashioned? But hey, what did I know at the time.)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 11:51 PM (kumBu)




that would be good in an old fashioned. seems like your single malt story is like that of a lot of guys, they are always partial to their first one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 11:54 PM (cPsPa)

582 No ghosts

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 10:33 PM (hVdx9)
------------------------------------
Screw you.
Posted by: Caspar
----------------------

Class action! Defamation!

Posted by: Jacob Marley
****

Don't make me wave my penis at you!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:55 PM (hVdx9)

583
Kept telling y'all, the head is held HIGH because we're Americans--little easier now, isn't it?

What happened this election is the start of the beginning to restore our beloved country to that shining city on a hill.

Cherish that event, knowing full well it is only the start.

The end result is NOT in doubt.


Posted by: irongrampa at December 02, 2016 11:56 PM (X35Yt)

584 speaking of ghosts, who names a bed after a ghost?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 11:56 PM (cPsPa)

585 Don't make me wave my penis at you!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 11:55 PM (hVdx9)

I'm only scared of ghost penises.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 02, 2016 11:56 PM (tHwdc)

586 "Musashi, the biggest battleship ever built, was
sunk by aircraft during that battle. The battleship never saw a single
enemy ship during its entire existence.



Posted by: junior at December 02, 2016 11:47 PM (ff27+)





So ... money well spent then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"And then there was the third one in the series that got turned into a carrier in mid-build, and then sunk by one torpedo while it was being moved by a short-hand crew that couldn't do damage control.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 02, 2016 11:56 PM (w+Jhj)

587 Another pick by the Huskies.

Posted by: logprof at December 02, 2016 11:57 PM (9hZ5F)

588 I know everyone isn't so lucky. I hope yours wasn't too troublesome. I would love to hear your story when you have time.

Posted by: Quirky bookworm at December 02, 2016 11:57 PM (gppsv)

589 I'm thinking the guy wrote a lot of nonsense as sort of an OCD thing. Like he had a compulsion to write stuff, but that no meaning was intended. Or perhaps it had a secret meaning to him, but was not actually an encipherment of recognizable English words. And such patterns as there are repeated because he found them pleasing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 11:50 PM (MiBfH)


Yeah. Something like that seems to be a good possibility. Pretty much every "word" ends in "E".

Their best bet would be to look at other stuff this guy had written and see if there is anything like this. It would also be important to look at some of the "normal" stuff he wrote.

If this is English then there are a number of structural words that would have to appear all over the place. My bet is that this is either some retarded pigeon language or just sheer insanity oozing out of this guy's brain.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 02, 2016 11:57 PM (zc3Db)

590
Sooooooo

If Gen Mattis tosses his hat in the next Presidential ring,. would his capaign slogan be "Mad Dog 2020"?

Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2016 11:57 PM (JmjOe)

591 Saw this: The call is the first time a US president has directly spoken with Taiwan's leadership in more than 30 years.

Love it. Even Business Insider is hungry for someone to fill the chair.

Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2016 11:58 PM (/cksx)

592 I see Jr. beat me to it...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at December 02, 2016 11:58 PM (w+Jhj)

593 Can highly recommend the Yamato museum in Kure, near Hiroshima. In fact, Kure in general. Beautiful setting.


Yamato museum, right next to it an excellent Naval Self-Defense Force museum (partially housed in an old diesel-electric sub mounted on the hillside).


And Eta Jima, the old Japanese Annapolis, nearby and available for touring (some graduate or officer education is still conducted there).


Even got to tour some JNSDF ships at an open house there once. Hmmm, clean ships. Really clean. And cool to see those huge bold rising sun ensigns on the fantails.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 11:58 PM (QDnY+)

594 irongrampa,
You are right! Thank you for your conviction throughout these past three elections.

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 11:58 PM (JNDQi)

595 542
It's not without pattern. "ncbe" occurs several times, prefixed by numbers. Vogon poetry, most likely.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2016 11:45 PM (MiBfH)


I binged "ncbe" and the first hit was National Conference of Bar Examiners. For what it's worth.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 03, 2016 12:00 AM (sdi6R)

596 Confession time. I'm a CU grad. I've never been to one of their football games.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 02, 2016 11:50 PM (FYrz1)

But did you party like a maniac on The Hill from Thursday through Sunday?

Did CU finally ax Friday classes? I know there was a consensus and a want 14 years ago.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:00 AM (sFofr)

597 Whatever people think of her looks, Katy Perry is an absolute idiot. "Trump win triggered me"
And o.k. I guess it does make sense that of all people to give an award Hillary Clinton would give a humanitarian award to Perry. Absolutely nuts:

http://tinyurl.com/zt6dmye

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
****

So-so face, nice body. Brain by Mattel.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 03, 2016 12:00 AM (hVdx9)

598 @593
Even got to tour some JNSDF ships at an open house there once. Hmmm, clean ships. Really clean. And cool to see those huge bold rising sun ensigns on the fantails.
----------------

I love the navy's Rising Sun (the army's version is centered).

World of Warships, which I play from time to time, uses the national flag instead of the Rising Sun. It annoys me, even though it's a little thing.

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:00 AM (ff27+)

599 591 Saw this: The call is the first time a US president has directly spoken with Taiwan's leadership in more than 30 years.
Love it. Even Business Insider is hungry for someone to fill the chair.
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2016 11:58 PM (/cksx)



There's definitely a new sheriff in town.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 03, 2016 12:00 AM (SRKgf)

600 Whatever people think of her looks, Katy Perry is an absolute idiot. "Trump win triggered me"
And o.k. I guess it does make sense that of all people to give an award Hillary Clinton would give a humanitarian award to Perry. Absolutely nuts:

http://tinyurl.com/zt6dmye

Posted by: FenelonSpoke



well she used to get triggered by russell brand. he triggered her good.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:01 AM (cPsPa)

601 ok so it is midnight EST, now that they are off to slumber how about the rest of us hash out the longbow vs crossbow.

so when they wake tomorrow the science will be settled



who is in?

Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 12:01 AM (jrFgU)

602 But did you party like a maniac on The Hill from Thursday through Sunday?

Did CU finally ax Friday classes? I know there was a consensus and a want 14 years ago.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:00 AM (sFofr)


Well, I was there 14 years ago, and they still had Friday classes. I didn't have time to party, since my last two years I spent working full time and going to school.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:01 AM (FYrz1)

603 So-so face, nice body. Brain by Mattel.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 03, 2016 12:00 AM (hVdx9)




she needs to hit they gym.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:02 AM (cPsPa)

604 If I were Trump, I'd think I'd make it a point to violate at least one diplomatic protocol per day.

And I'd seen the Queen an Hitachi.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 03, 2016 12:02 AM (DW+jj)

605 "that would be good in an old fashioned. seems like your single malt story is like that of a lot of guys, they are always partial to their first one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2016 11:54 PM (cPsPa) "

Oh, it was great, but I know some have the philosophy that the onnly thing single malt should ever be touched by is a little bit of distilled water, and certainly never mixed.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 03, 2016 12:02 AM (kumBu)

606 "In 1974 Representative from Arkansas, Wilbur Mills, was involved in a car accident, which revealed the prostitute in his passenger seat.
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'Fanny' someone, if i recall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 11:39

IIRC she was splashing around in some pool when the cops got there. Good times!

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2016 12:02 AM (o/90i)

607 Whatever people think of her looks, Katy Perry is an absolute idiot. "Trump win triggered me"
And o.k. I guess it does make sense that of all people to give an award Hillary Clinton would give a humanitarian award to Perry. Absolutely nuts:

http://tinyurl.com/zt6dmye

Posted by: FenelonSpoke



well she used to get triggered by russell brand. he triggered her good.

Posted by: yankeefift
****

Talk about proof she is mentally handicapped.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 03, 2016 12:02 AM (hVdx9)

608 fixerupper, excellent!


And IG, happy you are enjoying the, um, election "situation".


The talk with the Taiwanese president just makes me smile and chuckle. If it's indicative of what's to come, this will be hilarious.


Because almost all "western" leaders are, essentially, useless pajama boys at this point (as are most of their electorates). Our adversaries and some of the in-betweens are generally run by serious people, as tends to be the case in places like those.


I'm imagining conference calls with Bibi, maybe Abe (he's dying to be even more aggressive), Orban of Hungary, Abdullah of Jordan. Just the alphas talking smack and hanging out. Would be glorious.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 12:04 AM (QDnY+)

609 So-so face, nice body. Brain by Mattel.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 03, 2016 12:00 AM (hVdx9)




she needs to hit they gym.

Posted by: yankeefifth
****

Depends on which pics you see

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 03, 2016 12:04 AM (hVdx9)

610 Oh, it was great, but I know some have the philosophy that the onnly thing single malt should ever be touched by is a little bit of distilled water, and certainly never mixed.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 03, 2016 12:02 AM (kumBu)




yeah. well when I an drinking scotch I do not even like to have the distilled water. however, if you are going to have an old fashioned you may as well use the best ingredients possible.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:05 AM (cPsPa)

611 Re: DB Cooper. I live in the NW and have studied the case somewhat. Had thoughts about doing a doc at one time. I think he got away with it.

Yes, they found some of the money. There is no "natural" explanation how it could have gotten there from where they think he jumped.

No one saw him jump. Who knows what he had under his clothes. Plus, it's common knowledge the FBI has never disclosed all of the info - in order to flag false confessions. Maybe he did demand a jump suit as well as the money and chutes.

They never found a body, or, the chute. To tell you how intense the search was, they did find two other bodies. They were several years old, obviously not Cooper, but - that's how intense the search was.

The guy knew his planes. The rear stairwell was below the plane - almost like a cargo plane. No way he "bumped" into the plane. This was pretty unusual for passenger planes.

Posted by: vertov at December 03, 2016 12:05 AM (wr0+3)

612 'Fanny' someone, if i recall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 11:39

IIRC she was splashing around in some pool when the cops got there. Good times!

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2016 12:02 AM (o/90i)

I seem to remember that Mills' wife was also in the car at the time of the Tidal basin swimming adventure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2016 12:05 AM (MiBfH)

613 That was Fanne Foxe, The Argentine Firecracker (spelled in various way). She was not a prostitute, but an erotic dancer, thank you very much.

Mills, drunk off his ass, later held a press conference from her dressing room.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 03, 2016 12:05 AM (DW+jj)

614 trump is never wrong!?

Posted by: fbi.com at December 03, 2016 12:05 AM (lvhbC)

615 Depends on which pics you see
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 03, 2016 12:04 AM (hVdx9)




someone had some pics of her in a bikini that was kind of sorry looking for someone under 30. huge boobs and everything sagging.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:06 AM (cPsPa)

616 Posted by: irongrampa at December 02, 2016 11:56 PM (X35Yt)

You know, there were times during the past 8 years when I didn't want to hold my head high, because I thought America was gone, except in the hearts and minds of a few. There were times when I cursed your optimism. "Doesn't he grasp that it's over, and we lost?"

Well, I haven't felt like that for, oh, the past 3 weeks or so...I guess something must have happened.

Thanks for keeping the faith when I just couldn't any more.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 03, 2016 12:06 AM (P8951)

617 Talk about proof she is mentally handicapped.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 03, 2016 12:02 AM (hVdx9)

.............
nah, women think with their whoo-ha like men think with their little head.

Kimberly Guilfoil was married to that fucko mayor of San Fran, Anne Coulter date Bill Mahr and Laura Ingram dated some other lefty lizard fucko whose name I can't recall

Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 12:07 AM (jrFgU)

618 602 But did you party like a maniac on The Hill from Thursday through Sunday?

Did CU finally ax Friday classes? I know there was a consensus and a want 14 years ago.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:00 AM (sFofr)

Well, I was there 14 years ago, and they still had Friday classes. I didn't have time to party, since my last two years I spent working full time and going to school.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:01 AM (FYrz1)

You take Italian?

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:08 AM (Ny/l2)

619 You take Italian?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:08 AM (Ny/l2)


Nope, Japanese.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:09 AM (FYrz1)

620 Talk about proof she is mentally handicapped.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 03, 2016 12:02 AM (hVdx9)

.............
nah, women think with their whoo-ha like men think with their little head.

Kimberly Guilfoil was married to that fucko mayor of San Fran, Anne Coulter date Bill Mahr and Laura Ingram dated some other lefty lizard fucko whose name I can't recall

Posted by: origional Jake
****

There is nothing sexy about Russell. Beta male bitch in the extreme.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 03, 2016 12:09 AM (hVdx9)

621 Katy Perry is working on 35

Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 12:09 AM (jrFgU)

622 598, Junior, Yup, eat-off-the-floor clean. Interesting after all this time that there is still a stylistic similarity with the old IJN ships. Pagoda masts, white canvas over the railings.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 03, 2016 12:10 AM (erWUB)

623 572
Funny story - it was my first legal drink. My grandpa took me to Vegas for my 21st. Went to the hotel bar at midnight on the dot, asked for the bartender's rec - he made me an Old Fashioned with Laphroaig 10, and I've liked it ever since.

(I know, single malt in an old fashioned? But hey, what did I know at the time.)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at December 02, 2016 11:51 PM (kumBu)


Since it was your first legal drink, is it possible the bartender was pranking you? Most beginners don't start with Laphroaig right off the bat.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 03, 2016 12:10 AM (sdi6R)

624 600 Whatever people think of her looks, Katy Perry is an absolute idiot. "Trump win triggered me"
And o.k. I guess it does make sense that of all people to give an award Hillary Clinton would give a humanitarian award to Perry. Absolutely nuts:

http://tinyurl.com/zt6dmye

Posted by: FenelonSpoke



well she used to get triggered by russell brand. he triggered her good.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:01 AM (cPsPa)

Katy Perry is a witch. A no shit satanic witch. Her father has said this. And I'm pretty sure Katy Perry has admitted to this.

Her music and music videos are straight up evil.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:11 AM (Ny/l2)

625 I like voluptuous women ( not the LSM definition) and athletically built women.
She falls into that range.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 03, 2016 12:11 AM (hVdx9)

626 Pope, they will know the difference

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 03, 2016 12:11 AM (M3DRt)

627 Too bad we can't put Audrey Hepburn's brain into Katy Perry's body and clone the crap out of that.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:12 AM (qUNWi)

628 my first illegal drink was 4 of us shared a 12 pack of bud lite in the 9th grade and it was all I could do to finish my 2nd beer, gave my 3rd beer away

Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 12:12 AM (jrFgU)

629 Ah. Thanks. Didn't Mills (or was it Fannie) try to swim across the reflecting pool, or some such?

It was her. Mills got pulled over by the DC cops for drunk driving and she bolted from the car. Changed her stage name to The Tidal Basin Bombshell after that and was pulling big bucks. Mills got destroyed but Fanne made out pretty well.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 03, 2016 12:13 AM (qJhUV)

630 Katy Perry is working on 35
Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 12:09 AM (jrFgU)




really? guess I am not keeping up on my entertainment news. yahoo is to blame. when they were useful I would read them for financial news and the entertainment news was always posted nearby. have not used yahoo since before britney spears went crazy.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:13 AM (cPsPa)

631 619 You take Italian?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:08 AM (Ny/l2)

Nope, Japanese.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:09 AM (FYrz1)

No shit. This is interersing. Did you major in International relations or poly sci?

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:13 AM (Ny/l2)

632 I am glad Russell crapped on Katy. She deserves it. Obama ho and Hillary ho. Incapable of learning or rational thought.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 03, 2016 12:13 AM (hVdx9)

633 trump is never wrong!?


Compared to Hillary?!?!?

Or Obama?!?!?!


no.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:13 AM (qUNWi)

634 I love Texas.

That is all.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 03, 2016 12:14 AM (wjyL/)

635 katy perry is only 32

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:15 AM (cPsPa)

636 549 So, birddawg has requested a pardon from the JEF per WZ...
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 11:47 PM (JNDQi)


IIRC, in order to issue a pardon, POTUS must receive a request for a pardon so that the DoJ can research it.

But hey, who the fuck actually believes that Obama won't issue a pardon to someone that the DoJ says that he shouldn't.

You know, like Eric Holder giving the green light to Bill Clinton to pardon international fugitive Marc Rich in 2001.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 03, 2016 12:15 AM (1JnAL)

637 *slowly turns and looks at Ace*

I think we know why he avoids being seen in public now....
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 02, 2016 11:47 PM (89UPP)

Wouldnt that be some shit? Come to the 'hq one day, see no updates... okay, not that weird... then like a week later see a drudge headline "anonymous blogger ace of spades indicted as serial killer"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2016 12:15 AM (cJrMO)

638 well she used to get triggered by russell brand. he triggered her good.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:01 AM (cPsPa)

Katy Perry is a witch. A no shit satanic witch. Her father has said this. And I'm pretty sure Katy Perry has admitted to this.

Her music and music videos are straight up evil.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:11 AM (Ny/l2)

Katy Perry's tiny mind is addled and corrupted from all the sexually-transmitted microbes she received from Russell Brand's numerous injections of decadent fluids both *on* and *in* her.

You're *welcome* for reminding all of you of that.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 03, 2016 12:16 AM (cC/ZB)

639 626 Pope, they will know the difference
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 03, 2016 12:11 AM (M3DRt

The Dead really helps them concentrate, happy, and mellows them out. Can I expect any adverse reactions if I swap music on them?

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:16 AM (Ny/l2)

640 @622 Interesting after all this time that there is still a stylistic similarity with the old IJN ships. Pagoda masts, white canvas over the railings.
-----------------

According to the Wiki article on the JMSDF, while the ground forces have mostly divorced themselves from the various traditions of the Imperial Japanese Army, the JMSDF still carries on most of the traditions of the Imperial Japanese Navy.

So the similarities are probably intentional.

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:16 AM (ff27+)

641 No shit. This is interersing. Did you major in International relations or poly sci?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:13 AM (Ny/l2)


Economics, actually.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:16 AM (FYrz1)

642 Just the alphas talking smack and hanging out. Would be glorious.
Posted by: rhomboid
------------

Evokes mental image of Bull Meechum at the O-club, with cronies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2016 12:16 AM (ZO497)

643 katy perry is only 32
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:15 AM (cPsPa)

that is north of 30, therefore working on 35

am I right?

Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 12:16 AM (jrFgU)

644 Her music and music videos are straight up evil.

I have a soft spot for evil, I guess.

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2016 12:16 AM (/cksx)

645 Bad news folks.


Hillary is up +4 in the Wisconsin recount.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:16 AM (qUNWi)

646 586 You understate the awesomeness of the sinking of the Shinano. The US Sub involved, Archerfish, had to make not one but four separate attacks on the monster carrier.

Even in its dilapidated state Shinano was faster than the sub, so Archerfish had to estimate where the ship would be at any given moment and made dangerous inshore shortcuts to beat it there.

And for the attacks themselves, the US Captain used a brilliant tactic. He knew ships had been progressively laden down with more and more weapons and gear as the war progressed, so he assumed the Japanese ships were the same way and set his torpedoes to run shallow, successfully slipping them over the massive antitorpedo blisters on the carrier's hull meant to absorb them.

And he did that not once but FOUR times to get a sinking.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 03, 2016 12:17 AM (Kucy5)

647 Thanks for keeping the faith when I just couldn't any more.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at December 03, 2016 12:06 AM (P8951)

I'm still worried that HRC pulls some shit and there's a crisis that derails the inauguration.

It's like Fatal Attraction only with the smell of urine.

Posted by: Halfwise at December 03, 2016 12:17 AM (rB/gm)

648 600:well she used to get triggered by russell brand. he triggered her good.
Posted by: yankeefifth



And infected her with various exotic STDs. Sex with her will require wearing a HAZMAT suit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2016 12:18 AM (pY+s4)

649 Eleven, is that four actual votes?

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2016 12:18 AM (yLUuz)

650
Hillary is up +4 in the Wisconsin recount.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:16 AM (qUNWi)

4 whole actual votes? What does that give her? a couple of tens of thousands more to find in a trunk somewherE?

Doable, doable...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2016 12:19 AM (cJrMO)

651 Speaking of the Taiwan call, Allahpundit covered it, and starts out with 2 questions.

Two questions. One: Who initiated the call? And two: Did he understand the significance of what he was doing when it happened?

I'll give him the first question. It would be interesting to know if it is all Trump reaching out or if some leaders are reaching out to him.

But, that second one.What a fucking idiot.

Trump is knocking China back on their heels. Before he even has contact with them, he is letting them know that they will not dictate terms. The Art of the Deal.

Trump has been talking about this kind of thing throughout his whole campaign and Allahpundit is still catching up. Maybe he'll get there by 2020, but I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 03, 2016 12:19 AM (R+30W)

652 631 619 You take Italian?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:08 AM (Ny/l2)

Nope, Japanese.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:09 AM (FYrz1)

No shit. This is interersing. Did you major in International relations or poly sci?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:13 AM (Ny

You don't need to answer that. One of the best souls I met while at school there was half Japanese. Awesome dude. I miss the him and 3 other close good guy friends I met and made while there.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:19 AM (Ny/l2)

653 @646 And he did that not once but FOUR times to get a sinking.
-----------------

And according to the ship's officers, it *still* would have survived if it hadn't been for the poor quality of the crew and the not-so-water-tight hatches.

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:19 AM (ff27+)

654 Economics, actually.
Posted by: Colorado Alex
-------------

Hmm. It might have been, "Statistics, actuarially"

Another great pun, at the wrong time. Dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2016 12:19 AM (ZO497)

655 Looks like an early night.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:20 AM (qUNWi)

656 641 No shit. This is interersing. Did you major in International relations or poly sci?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:13 AM (Ny/l2)

Economics, actually.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:16 AM (FYrz1)

Was Colorado your first College?

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:21 AM (Ny/l2)

657 Eleven, is that four actual votes?


Developing......

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:21 AM (qUNWi)

658 Nice details, Richard McEnroe. Read "Silent Victory" not that long ago, but it didn't have that much detail, as I recall, on the Shinano sinking.


The TBMs attacking Musashi claimed 19 hits (!). That would get your attention, even in an enormous armored ship.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 12:21 AM (QDnY+)

659 Speaking of early nights, I'm going to do just that. Go to bed at 10:30. Later, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2016 12:21 AM (MiBfH)

660 that is north of 30, therefore working on 35

am I right?
Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 12:16 AM (jrFgU)




well that is a pretty big range given the fact that the internets are right here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:22 AM (cPsPa)

661 586 You understate the awesomeness of the sinking of the Shinano. The US Sub involved, Archerfish, had to make not one but four separate attacks on the monster carrier.

Even in its dilapidated state Shinano was faster than the sub, so Archerfish had to estimate where the ship would be at any given moment and made dangerous inshore shortcuts to beat it there.

And for the attacks themselves, the US Captain used a brilliant tactic. He knew ships had been progressively laden down with more and more weapons and gear as the war progressed, so he assumed the Japanese ships were the same way and set his torpedoes to run shallow, successfully slipping them over the massive antitorpedo blisters on the carrier's hull meant to absorb them.

And he did that not once but FOUR times to get a sinking.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe
****

Think I read about that. She was a monster, queen of all carriers made at the time, yet she never got into real action thanks to the Archerfish. He who dares...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 03, 2016 12:22 AM (hVdx9)

662 There is nothing sexy about Russell. Beta male bitch in the extreme.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 03, 2016 12:09 AM (hVdx9)

---

He's an oil slick with a pulse.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 03, 2016 12:22 AM (CRotO)

663 katy perry tastes like mango chutney and burned hair.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:22 AM (cPsPa)

664 Bad news folks.
Hillary is up +4 in the Wisconsin recount.


Dammit, I knew this would happen! Another 21,996 days and she'll have stolen this thing. That's...it should happen by the year 2077.

Enjoy the next sixty years while you can!

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2016 12:22 AM (/cksx)

665 Was Colorado your first College?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:21 AM (Ny/l2)


No, I did a year at Marshall and then transferred to CU.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:23 AM (FYrz1)

666 627 Too bad we can't put Audrey Hepburn's brain into Katy Perry's body and clone the crap out of that.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:12 AM (qUNWi)
***
The market would be enormous. You couldn't keep up with advanced orders...

Gofundme that project RTF now! I'll take four - one for romping, one for conversation, one to make the sammiches, and one to rest up. They can take turns.

***Digs for credit card***

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 12:23 AM (lutOX)

667 katy perry is dating orland bloom?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:23 AM (cPsPa)

668 orlando bloom

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:24 AM (cPsPa)

669 TD Washington

Posted by: logprof at December 03, 2016 12:24 AM (9hZ5F)

670 katy perry is dating orland bloom?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:23 AM (cPsPa)


When did she become a lesbian?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:24 AM (FYrz1)

671 There is nothing sexy about Russell. Beta male bitch in the extreme.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 03, 2016 12:09 AM (hVdx9)

---

He's an oil slick with a pulse.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2
****

When I heard she had hooked up with him I knew it would end ugly. So glad it did. Both are vile "people" and I use that term loosely in their case.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 03, 2016 12:25 AM (hVdx9)

672 665 Was Colorado your first College?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:21 AM (Ny/l2)

No, I did a year at Marshall and then transferred to CU.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:23 AM (FYrz1)

You Japanese bro?

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:25 AM (Ny/l2)

673 Think you have that right Anon Y Mous. Allahpundit has some dry wit, had some "glorious" stuff in the old days, but is sort of a lightweight on lots of the more important policy stuff. But not *such* a lightweight that he had a high-ranking position in the current administration, to be fair.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 12:25 AM (QDnY+)

674 Ah. Thanks. Didn't Mills (or was it Fannie) try to swim across the reflecting pool, or some such?

It was her. Mills got pulled over by the DC cops for drunk driving and she bolted from the car. Changed her stage name to The Tidal Basin Bombshell after that and was pulling big bucks. Mills got destroyed but Fanne made out pretty well.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 03, 2016 12:13

Too bad someone wasn't around then w/ today's phone cameras. Would be great on Youtube.

Nite all, of to work tomorrow for the Christmas open house at work. Cold here in N IL after unseasonable warmth.

Think it will be quieter than last yr when the weather was nice and warm.

Remember...Hillary will NEVER be president!

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2016 12:25 AM (o/90i)

675 Isn't Taiwan still a US protectorate or something?

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 03, 2016 12:25 AM (JNDQi)

676 You don't think....


naw...Washington can't beat 'Bama.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:25 AM (qUNWi)

677 Just because I need to vent...


1.) No job since Veterans Day
2.) Expensive-to-repair oil leak in the car that I've been able to successfully ignore so far (the leaking seems to be very erratic...)
3.) Had a good upgrade job that had a really good interview... but they decided to go with other people.
4.) Had a not quite so good upgrade job through a placement agency that seemingly fell through because the person who was supposed to contact me got sick just before Thanksgiving and never got back to my contact
5.) Currently have zero other decent job prospects
6.) Took the car in yesterday to get the oil changed, and something expensive is apparently going to go wrong with the brakes soon.

...

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:26 AM (ff27+)

678 669 TD Washington
Posted by: logprof at December 03, 2016 12:24 AM (9hZ5F)

Can you describe Chip's body language?

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:26 AM (Ny/l2)

679 Pope, they won't run off to join the GD circus

Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 03, 2016 12:26 AM (M3DRt)

680 Hey everybody.

Really bad advertising campaigns

I remember in the 1970s, there were also some *really bad* anti-drug campaigns that IMHO served far more to glamorize drugs than discourage them.

One of them was actually based on the slogan: "It's so *good,* don't even try it once." Ah geez...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:26 AM (u8kLQ)

681 665 Was Colorado your first College?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:21 AM (Ny/l2)

No, I did a year at Marshall and then transferred to CU.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:23 AM (FYrz1)
***
marshall? in Huntington?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 12:26 AM (lutOX)

682 You Japanese bro?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:25 AM (Ny/l2)


Nope. lol.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:26 AM (FYrz1)

683 marshall? in Huntington?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 12:26 AM (lutOX)


Yup. Had family in WV and wanted to get away from Colorado.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:26 AM (FYrz1)

684 615 Depends on which pics you see
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 03, 2016 12:04 AM (hVdx9)




someone had some pics of her in a bikini that was kind of sorry looking for someone under 30. huge boobs and everything sagging.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:06 AM (cPsPa)



She'd look okay for a 40 year old mother of 3.

For a 32 year old trying to look and act like a teenager, not so much.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 03, 2016 12:27 AM (1JnAL)

685 that is north of 30, therefore working on 35

am I right?
Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 12:16 AM (jrFgU)

Indeed.

Posted by: The Wall at December 03, 2016 12:28 AM (Ny/l2)

686 junior....those brake shops can be full of shit.

They want to sell you everything they can.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:28 AM (qUNWi)

687 675 Isn't Taiwan still a US protectorate or something?
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 03, 2016 12:25 AM (JNDQi)

No, it's part of China.

Or not part of China, depending on your view on Taiwanese independence and all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2016 12:28 AM (cJrMO)

688 640, junior - very true and they still have the same march. I wonder if they still play other tunes "Through the day, throughout the week" etc.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 03, 2016 12:29 AM (erWUB)

689 678 669 TD Washington
Posted by: logprof at December 03, 2016 12:24 AM (9hZ5F)

Can you describe Chip's body language?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:26 AM (Ny/l2)

--When the chips are down, the Buffalo is empty.

Posted by: logprof at December 03, 2016 12:29 AM (9hZ5F)

690 @686 those brake shops can be full of shit.

They want to sell you everything they can.
-------------------

It's not a brake shop. It's my regular mechanic that I've been visiting for years now.

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:29 AM (ff27+)

691 645 Bad news folks.


Hillary is up +4 in the Wisconsin recount.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:16 AM (qUNWi)


4 votes?

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 03, 2016 12:29 AM (sdi6R)

692 682 You Japanese bro?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:25 AM (Ny/l2)

Nope. lol.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:26 AM (FYrz1)

Damn.

Did you play baseball at Marshall?

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:30 AM (Ny/l2)

693 @687 No, it's part of China.

Or not part of China, depending on your view on Taiwanese independence and all.
-----------------

One could probably make the argument that the leadership of Taipei is the Chinese government in exile.


Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:30 AM (ff27+)

694 ok, here's an idea for a few entertaining minutes of pop culture and libashing (just made that up!):

guns-n-roses just did a show in mexico city and had mexican fans come on stage to smash a trump piņata. go to the guns-n-roses Facebook page to see the response. lots of disgusted longtime fans calling it quits. now that's entertainment!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 03, 2016 12:31 AM (WTSFk)

695 683 marshall? in Huntington?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 12:26 AM (lutOX)

Yup. Had family in WV and wanted to get away from Colorado.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:26 AM (FYrz1)
***
My mother's alma mater. Small world.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 12:31 AM (lutOX)

696 689 678 669 TD Washington
Posted by: logprof at December 03, 2016 12:24 AM (9hZ5F)

Can you describe Chip's body language?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:26 AM (Ny/l2)

--When the chips are down, the Buffalo is empty.
Posted by: logprof at December 03, 2016 12:29 AM (9hZ5F)

Fucking A man.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:31 AM (Ny/l2)

697 You know what would be perfect?


If Hillary came up EXACTLY one vote less in the recount.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:31 AM (qUNWi)

698 No, it's part of China.

Or not part of China, depending on your view on Taiwanese independence and all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2016 12:28 AM (cJrMO)


It IS China.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 03, 2016 12:32 AM (zc3Db)

699
Hillary is up +4 in the Wisconsin recount.
.......
no dude, drinks

she is ahead of everyone by 4 and still on her feet

Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 12:32 AM (jrFgU)

700 lindafell, it's ..... "complicated". Our embassy in Taipei is called the "Institute on American Relations" or something, ditto (with appropriate changes) for theirs in DC.


We sell them military hardware. Sometimes.


Taiwan invests hugely in China (one of the largest investors). The two play an elaborate shadow kabuki on lots of things.


Notable is that both Taiwan and South Korea, very poor countries with no representative/democratic governance traditions of any sort, and with close US political and military ties for several generations - developed into two of the wealthiest newly-developed countries in the world, with major progress towards representative govt., to boot.


Almost, almost ...... as if there's some sort of lesson there, for the rest of the world (and much of America, any more).


I said almost.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 12:33 AM (QDnY+)

701 Did you play baseball at Marshall?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:30 AM (Ny/l2)


Nope. What did you study at CU?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:33 AM (FYrz1)

702 673 Think you have that right Anon Y Mous. Allahpundit has some dry wit, had some "glorious" stuff in the old days, but is sort of a lightweight on lots of the more important policy stuff. But not *such* a lightweight that he had a high-ranking position in the current administration, to be fair.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 12:25 AM (QDnY+)

++++

I think he is just incapable of getting past his prejudices. He formed an opinion of Trump early on and it doesn't matter how many new facts come along, he will twist them all to fit his preconceived notion of the truth. It's going to get harder and harder to maintain as Trump is able to line up success after success after he takes office.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 03, 2016 12:33 AM (R+30W)

703 Days since Hillary Clinton has bathed:


25

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:33 AM (qUNWi)

704 @698
It IS China.
-----------------

Do they still call themselves the Republic of China?

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:34 AM (ff27+)

705 Time for the old folk. Tomorrow should see the last of the Christmas lights go up.

Remember, y'all, because we are Americans, the head is held HIGH--even more so now.

Cherish our country as you know it to be, under the filth laid on it by the left.

We'll ultimately prevail, because as Americans we are denied the option of failure.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 03, 2016 12:34 AM (X35Yt)

706 I find it hard to believe Washington does not make the playoff.

Posted by: logprof at December 03, 2016 12:34 AM (9hZ5F)

707 My mother's alma mater. Small world.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 12:31 AM (lutOX)


It wasn't a bad school. Huntington was a pit, but that's about it. I just missed Colorado.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:34 AM (FYrz1)

708 nah, Trump is just fucking with China.

China is in a pickle because it has to export to the USA or its economy will collapse

Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 12:34 AM (jrFgU)

709 Well it's not like the Buffs embarrassed themselves tonight. /sarc.

Night Rons and Ettes. Keep those Trumboners raging.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:35 AM (Ny/l2)

710 I used to joke that I looked forward to the unification of China, when Taiwan took over the mainland.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 12:35 AM (QDnY+)

711 I find it hard to believe Washington does not make the playoff.


You think they could get bumped?

No fucking way.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:35 AM (qUNWi)

712 Do they still call themselves the Republic of China?

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:34 AM (ff27+)


Sure do.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 03, 2016 12:37 AM (zc3Db)

713 One could probably make the argument that the leadership of Taipei is the Chinese government in exile.


Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:30 AM (ff27+)

Pretty analogous to Cuba in terms of location near one superpower and loyalties to a different superpower. Only, a real economy and free citizens.

Posted by: Halfwise at December 03, 2016 12:37 AM (rB/gm)

714 707 My mother's alma mater. Small world.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 12:31 AM (lutOX)

It wasn't a bad school. Huntington was a pit, but that's about it. I just missed Colorado.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:34 AM (FYrz1)
***
yep. that about sums up that town. shame, really - it was something, once, long ago.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 12:37 AM (lutOX)

715 @710 I used to joke that I looked forward to the unification of China, when Taiwan took over the mainland.
----------------------------

Unfortunately, as absurd as that sounds, that's probably the only way that things end well.

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:37 AM (ff27+)

716 701 Did you play baseball at Marshall?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:30 AM (Ny/l2)

Nope. What did you study at CU?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2016 12:33 AM (FYrz1)

Anthropology. Pretty useful degree right?

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:37 AM (Ny/l2)

717 Night Rons and Ettes. Keep those Trumboners raging.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:35 AM (Ny/l2)

---

Trumbuttons for us 'ettes.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 03, 2016 12:38 AM (CRotO)

718 Perhaps just semantics, Anon Y Mous. If one's "prejudices" involve substantive matters .... that's the same as ignorance, or lack of analytical ability.


I loved AP's early stuff post-9/11, and was a prolific regular at HotAir under a different nic for a long time, but haven't looked at the site in ages.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 12:38 AM (QDnY+)

719 651 Speaking of the Taiwan call, Allahpundit covered it, and starts out with 2 questions. ...

It was the first shot in negotiations with China over their occupation of the South China Sea.

Posted by: gNewt at December 03, 2016 12:38 AM (nQgMQ)

720 You think they could get bumped?

No fucking way.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:35 AM (qUNWi)

--No, I don't. A squeaker over CU would have stirred talk of Michigan or Pedo State sneaking in. Not so after thumping the Buffs.

Posted by: logprof at December 03, 2016 12:39 AM (9hZ5F)

721 711 I find it hard to believe Washington does not make the playoff.


You think they could get bumped?

No fucking way.
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:35 AM (qUNWi)

Must have Ohio State and Michigan plus the BIG championship winner in the playoffs. And Alabama.

Because Narratives.

Posted by: ESPN Braintrust at December 03, 2016 12:40 AM (Ny/l2)

722 --No, I don't. A squeaker over CU would have stirred talk of Michigan or Pedo State sneaking in. Not so after thumping the Buffs.


Oh yeah. It's a done deal.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:40 AM (qUNWi)

723 Anthropology. Pretty useful degree right?

What does one do with that? Keep going to school?

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2016 12:40 AM (8zL5i)

724 well China teste GWB early in his presidency with the knock down of one of our planes.

Prolly tested Barkey but the MFM didn't report on it much.

Now Trump puts on in China's face before he is Preezy and here we are.

Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 12:40 AM (jrFgU)

725 so I was running from one meeting to another and took a shortcut through the hood. had to stop at a drug store to get something. while I was in line to check out I noticed the couple ahead of me was a little odd, the girl was early 20s thing as a rail and hyper while the guy was 60s and looked homeless.

eventually I got to the counter and the clerk excused herself ran back and grabbed a bottle of purell and washed everything from her elbows to her hands. she looked like she was going to gargle it too. when she came back she strated checking out my single item and said "sorry for the delay, that girl is a prostitute and she is in here all the time. usually it is ok but today she had cum on her hands and she touched me."

she got to the punchline when I was removing my card from the chip reader. wss thinking about driving throug a car wash with the windows down.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:41 AM (cPsPa)

726 717 Night Rons and Ettes. Keep those Trumboners raging.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:35 AM (Ny/l2)

---

Trumbuttons for us 'ettes.
Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 03, 2016 12:38 AM (CRotO)

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:41 AM (Ny/l2)

727 Testing

Posted by: Crusader at December 03, 2016 12:41 AM (OXPMi)

728 @719 It was the first shot in negotiations with China over their occupation of the South China Sea.
-----------------

If we weren't currently having problems with the current president of the Philippines, I'd be inclined to suggest we officially start calling it the West Philippines Sea instead.

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:42 AM (ff27+)

729 The Taiwan stuff could also be battlefield prep for a fight over Chinese currency manipulation. Trump is making it clear that he isn't beholden to the way things have been done before.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at December 03, 2016 12:42 AM (YvIdE)

730 Chris Petersen is somewhat quietly one of the great coaches in college football, especially when it comes to raising teams out of scratch or long-gone glory.

Posted by: logprof at December 03, 2016 12:42 AM (9hZ5F)

731 I'm not gonna lie--I had all of the original G-n-R line-up albums.

But
in retrospect they *peaked* with "Appetite For Destruction". And Axel
has always been an asshole, and Slash is rather 1-dimensional--its not
as if you can find even a single track where his playing reminded anyone
of Gillmore or Beck or Blackmore in regard to making fewer notes tell a
great story.

If somebody *gave* me tickets to one of their shows, I'd go. But I won't invest in them any longer.

Posted by: Crusader at December 03, 2016 12:43 AM (OXPMi)

732 Did I mention to everybody what I did last week, day after Thanksgiving?

I washed some laundry, including some pants of mine... and forgot to take my cell phone out of my pocket. Whoopsie!!!

Oh, and it's a Samsung phone too. I consider myself lucky I didn't blow up my whole city block.

Verizon Wireless gave me the runaround, but finally yesterday got me my replacement phone. (Good thing I chose an El Cheapo.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:43 AM (u8kLQ)

733 No....Michigan is fucked.


The bowl committee hates Harbaugh.

He's toxic.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:43 AM (qUNWi)

734 If we weren't currently having problems with the current president of the Philippines, I'd be inclined to suggest we officially start calling it the West Philippines Sea instead.
Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:42 AM (ff27+)




duterte is negotiating

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:43 AM (cPsPa)

735 If we weren't currently having problems with the current president of the Philippines, I'd be inclined to suggest we officially start calling it the West Philippines Sea instead.
Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:42 AM (ff27+)
.....
Didn't Trump speak to him too today?

Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 12:43 AM (jrFgU)

736 It was the first shot in negotiations with China over their occupation of the South China Sea.

Posted by: gNewt at December 03, 2016 12:38 AM (nQgMQ)


That and the call to Duterte in Manila. New sheriff, new rules.

Posted by: Halfwise at December 03, 2016 12:43 AM (rB/gm)

737 origional Jake, we had this discussion earlier today (maybe you were there?) about Trump and China, and the intel plane incident in 2001.


Not even sure the 2001 thing was a planned test - but it ended up being one.


However - and as I said earlier this is red meat in this place I simply will not spin on the wheels on any more - nobody thereafter (post 9/11) testing Dubya ended up very happy. Or, often, alive.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 12:44 AM (QDnY+)

738 723 Anthropology. Pretty useful degree right?

What does one do with that? Keep going to school?
Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2016 12:40 AM (8zL5i)

Yes. It's never ending school. So if you love college, working in the field with classmates, and everything about it the college experience(*cute and hot coeds), then Anthropology will be right up your alley.

Sweet Dreams Horde.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 03, 2016 12:45 AM (Ny/l2)

739 y5, oh yick.

Once when I was in the hood, I just *had* to go to the bathroom, I just couldn't wait anymore... and ended up in a Mobil station restroom where, I'm not kidding, heroin addicts go to die. It was *that* dank.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:45 AM (u8kLQ)

740 junior - Hang tough, man. I've been through some nasty shit over the years. You've got to take the good with the bad. Things always sort themselves out, if you keep trying.

That all sounds like trite, vacant platitudes, but it's true. You gotta hang tough and maintain a positive outlook, even when there seems to be nothing there.




Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2016 12:45 AM (ZO497)

741 @737
Not even sure the 2001 thing was a planned test - but it ended up being one.
---------------------

I doubt the collision was intentional. But I seem to vaguely recall that it wasn't the first time that Chinese pilots had been getting very close to US surveillance planes.

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:46 AM (ff27+)

742 we had this discussion earlier today (maybe you were there?)
......
nope , but China would fuck itself if it went to war with us

I don't know the percentages but a whole fuckton of Chinese product goes to the US, and the peasants would revolt if they crashed the economy

Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 12:47 AM (jrFgU)

743 Once when I was in the hood, I just *had* to go to the bathroom, I just couldn't wait anymore... and ended up in a Mobil station restroom where, I'm not kidding, heroin addicts go to die. It was *that* dank.
Posted by: qdpsteve
------------

Hmm. Sounds like The Iron Horse Saloon at Daytona.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2016 12:47 AM (ZO497)

744 Yep, he also talked with the wild man in Manila.


Something tells me Trump could actually work with that guy. Just a hunch. Imagine Duterte calling Trump a loser, as he did to the bumbling non-entity now staining the WH.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 12:47 AM (QDnY+)

745 original Jake, yup.

Never a good idea to blow up your best customer.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:47 AM (u8kLQ)

746 741 @737
Not even sure the 2001 thing was a planned test - but it ended up being one.
---------------------

I doubt the collision was intentional. But I seem to vaguely recall that it wasn't the first time that Chinese pilots had been getting very close to US surveillance planes.
Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:46 AM (ff27+)
***
Nope, by no means the first. and the ChiCom pilot who caught a prop and ended up grounding that P-3 was named Wong Wei. My hand to Tengri, that was his name.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 12:48 AM (lutOX)

747 junior - best of luck for some good job prospects ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pop Culture Critic ... at December 03, 2016 12:48 AM (AoK0a)

748 Once when I was in the hood, I just *had* to go to the bathroom, I just couldn't wait anymore... and ended up in a Mobil station restroom where, I'm not kidding, heroin addicts go to die. It was *that* dank.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:45 AM (u8kLQ)

---
Nopenopenope.

Which is why plastic grocery are handy.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 03, 2016 12:48 AM (CRotO)

749 nope , but China would fuck itself if it went to war with us

I don't know the percentages but a whole fuckton of Chinese product goes to the US, and the peasants would revolt if they crashed the economy
Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 12:47 AM (jrFgU)




well all the debt they dump also gets purchased with newly minted dollars.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:49 AM (cPsPa)

750 @742 I don't know the percentages but a whole fuckton of Chinese product goes to the US, and the peasants would revolt if they crashed the economy
--------------------

And China also owns a pretty good-sized chunk of our debt. We go to war, and that debt will get cancelled.

As the old saying goes, if I owe you a thousand bucks, you own me. If I owe you a trillion bucks, I own you.

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:49 AM (ff27+)

751 Huskies win. I hate Atlanta but probably will go , Winning,!!!

Posted by: LASue at December 03, 2016 12:49 AM (R2dMB)

752 I believe the Chinese pilot effed up big-time, and paid with his life, in the collision with the P-3. The American pilot pulled off one of the wonders of modern aviation by landing safely on Hainan Island - believe he was decorated appropriately for saving all lives on board.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 12:49 AM (QDnY+)

753 SMFH, alls I knows is, the next time I have to make a really long road trip, I'm getting one of those plastic urinal thingies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:50 AM (u8kLQ)

754 Junior, you are not alone here. We just get up the energy to put one foot in front of the other, this day. Tomorrow we'll do it again.

With that, grace and peace to all. G'night.

Posted by: Halfwise at December 03, 2016 12:50 AM (rB/gm)

755 grocery bags.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 03, 2016 12:50 AM (CRotO)

756 687 675 Isn't Taiwan still a US protectorate or something?
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 03, 2016 12:25 AM (JNDQi)

No, it's part of China.

Or not part of China, depending on your view on Taiwanese independence and all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at December 03, 2016 12:28 AM (cJrMO)

++++

We used to have military obligations towards Taiwan under the Sino-American Pact. Carter annulled it unilaterally. There was a court fight about whether he had the power to do that unilaterally, but the court refused to rule: political issue.

Congress passed another bill, Taiwan Relations Act. If Taiwan gets in trouble, we can help if we want, but no obligation.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 03, 2016 12:50 AM (R+30W)

757 Once when I was in the hood, I just *had* to go to the bathroom, I just couldn't wait anymore... and ended up in a Mobil station restroom where, I'm not kidding, heroin addicts go to die. It was *that* dank.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:45 AM (u8kLQ)




yeesh

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:50 AM (cPsPa)

758 Imagine Duterte calling Trump a loser, as he did to the bumbling non-entity now staining the WH.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 12:47 AM (QDnY+)


"Hey, Duterte, want some hot pictures of your wife? No? Not surpirsed. Howabout some hot pictures of mine?"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2016 12:50 AM (yLUuz)

759 Personnel and light weapons they have.
Ships, planes, rockets and highly skilled personnel they don't have. They will negotiate.

Posted by: gNewt at December 03, 2016 12:51 AM (nQgMQ)

760 y5 and Mike Hammer, yup.

The only thing missing from that restroom was a prostitute's rotting headless corpse.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:52 AM (u8kLQ)

761 The only thing missing from that restroom was a prostitute's rotting headless corpse.


Did they have the big pill in the urinal, tho?

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:53 AM (qUNWi)

762 "Hey, Duterte, want some hot pictures of your wife? No? Not surpirsed. Howabout some hot pictures of mine?"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2016 12:50 AM (yLUuz)




"got some naked pictures of your wife? want to see some?"



it duterte's case it would be "have a sex tape of you and your ladyboy mistress? want to see one?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:53 AM (cPsPa)

763 Didn't Vietnam win a Tie with China in the late 70's and India win a tie in the mid 60's with China?

We could have whomped their ass in Korea in the 50's if we needed to


China is our bitch

Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 12:53 AM (jrFgU)

764 The only thing missing from that restroom was a prostitute's rotting headless corpse.

You didn't bring a spare one with you?

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 03, 2016 12:53 AM (IcT7t)

765 753 SMFH, alls I knows is, the next time I have to make a really long road trip, I'm getting one of those plastic urinal thingies.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:50 AM (u8kLQ)


Way of the road.

https://youtu.be/Xb0bwbcfd28

Posted by: Ray at December 03, 2016 12:54 AM (9hZ5F)

766 eleven, it was so dark I couldn't tell if there was.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:54 AM (u8kLQ)

767 Did they have the big pill in the urinal, tho?
Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 12:53 AM (qUNWi)




I was thinking of having our competitions company logo printed on urinal mats and placing them in the urinals in the bar by their biggest client.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:55 AM (cPsPa)

768 Blanco, I'm well equipped but not *that* well equipped...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:55 AM (u8kLQ)

769 ... i wonder if guns-n-roses will go through anything like what dixie chicks went through.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 03, 2016 12:55 AM (WTSFk)

770 Blanco, I'm well equipped but not *that* well equipped...

Damn budget cuts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 03, 2016 12:56 AM (IcT7t)

771 That idiot Trump is not even Presdent yet and doing things to make our Presdent of Color look bad. Trump lied to our Black Presdent and that really bothers me and Presdent Obama should make Hilllary Cliton Presdent so that we can carries on Presdent Obama's good acomplishmints !!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at December 03, 2016 12:56 AM (Fbj4h)

772 Kindltot, LOL!


gNewt, well they've got quite a bit of those bigger things, actually, but still, picking an actual fight would be lunacy (for lots of reasons, not just military). Even, perhaps, when the US lacks a real govt., as it has for 8 years.


I actually think the Chinese leadership is pretty awful at anything outside their borders - a place they've not been a factor for millenia. Oh trying to sew up resource relationships in Africa and the ME, etc. - just smart business. But their geopolitical stylings (South China Sea etc) remind me almost of Saddam's ineptitude.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 12:56 AM (QDnY+)

773 ... i wonder if guns-n-roses will go through anything like what dixie chicks went through.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 03, 2016 12:55 AM (WTSFk)
.......
would be fun

Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 12:56 AM (jrFgU)

774 Anyone ever had to use a restroom where there were any, not kidding, *glory holes* in the fixtures?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:57 AM (u8kLQ)

775 A bit of music for the 80's afflicted Horde:

https://youtu.be/_D3udbawA1Q

yazoo. Situation. Easily the most nonsensical and meaningless lyrics produced outside of Sweden, but a damned fine tune, all the same.

For the ear-worm, you're quite welcome.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 12:57 AM (lutOX)

776 y5, LOL.

Get some DNC urinal mats made.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:57 AM (u8kLQ)

777 funny how the threads have been hitting respectable numbers again. not so long ago they were lucky to break 500

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 12:57 AM (cPsPa)

778 @763 Didn't Vietnam win a Tie with China in the late 70's and India win a tie in the mid 60's with China?
-------------------

My understanding is that China and India regularly have "armed disagreements" regarding the exact location of their mutual border. I doubt it was a particularly serious thing for either country.

After North Vietnam reunited the country, it invaded Cambodia. China took offense at this (remember that in doing so, China was defending the Khmer Rouge, one of the most horrific governments of the Twentieth Century), and launched an attack on Vietnam. It got bogged down, though iirc it did cause Vietnam to pull troops out of Cambodia.

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:58 AM (ff27+)

779 y5, yup.

Things would have been a lot deader here, I believe, if Hillary had won.

I'd also imagine that in that scenario, a lot of the chat around here would be about surviving the upcoming civil war, and how to build a long-term bomb shelter.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:59 AM (u8kLQ)

780 Mary C. !!

after looking at those pics you are not furry at all


Marry C. is team hardwoods, who the fuck knew that?

????


need to up your calories, you are getting a little skinny



Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 01:00 AM (jrFgU)

781 My understanding is that China and India regularly have "armed disagreements" regarding the exact location of their mutual border. I doubt it was a particularly serious thing for either country.

After North Vietnam reunited the country, it invaded Cambodia. China took offense at this (remember that in doing so, China was defending the Khmer Rouge, one of the most horrific governments of the Twentieth Century), and launched an attack on Vietnam. It got bogged down, though iirc it did cause Vietnam to pull troops out of Cambodia.
Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:58 AM (ff27+)




the India-china stuff in the arunchal province is ongoing and on again off again serious. the indians are improving a lot of airstrips in the region because they think things are trending the wrong way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:00 AM (cPsPa)

782 hey, junior, I know exactly how you feel. I lost my anchor client and a project I was counting on for the first quarter of 2017 fell through. You gotta keep trying stuff and try different stuff - networking, volunteering, asking everyone you know. stay strong.

Posted by: vivi at December 03, 2016 01:00 AM (11H2y)

783 773 ... i wonder if guns-n-roses will go through anything like what dixie chicks went through.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at December 03, 2016 12:55 AM (WTSFk)
.......
would be fun
Posted by: origional Jake



The difference is the Dixie Chicks were still pretty popular before they shot there mouths off. G'N'R haven't been relevant since....oh lets say 1990 to be charitable.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 03, 2016 01:01 AM (pY+s4)

784 779 y5, yup.

Things would have been a lot deader here, I believe, if Hillary had won.

I'd also imagine that in that scenario, a lot of the chat around here would be about surviving the upcoming civil war, and how to build a long-term bomb shelter.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:59 AM (u8kLQ)


A lot of people would be going internet silent and turtling up.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 03, 2016 01:01 AM (sdi6R)

785 But Vietnam did knock the KRs out of power, junior. They didn't cease to exist as a major player for a while, but they were no longer in a position to destroy the country further.


And of course the second wave of refugees came out of Vietnam at that point (Little Saigon near Disneyland, vs. 7 Corners in NoVA, which was almost entirely kinh Vietnamese from the first wave, after April '75).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 01:01 AM (QDnY+)

786 Palpatine, you know that song, "I Am Your Gummy-Bear"?

Imagine and Balkan Brass band playing it . . .

Better yet, you don't have to imagine it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhShj1cpHSQ

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2016 01:01 AM (yLUuz)

787 Things would have been a lot deader here, I believe, if Hillary had won.

I'd also imagine that in that scenario, a lot of the chat around here would be about surviving the upcoming civil war, and how to build a long-term bomb shelter.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:59 AM (u8kLQ)




yeah I would think everyone would need someone to commiserate with when things suck but seems the opposite is true.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:02 AM (cPsPa)

788 rickl, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 01:02 AM (u8kLQ)

789 Isn't that Palpatine bitch who dissed Kellyanne the same one who called Catholics 'backwards." A lot she knows about bigotry, the scrunt.

Posted by: vivi at December 03, 2016 01:02 AM (11H2y)

790 I loved AP's early stuff post-9/11, and was a prolific regular at HotAir under a different nic for a long time, but haven't looked at the site in ages.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 12:38 AM (QDnY+)

++++

What first drew me to the site was Michelle Malkin. I also started to like one of the cobloggers, SeeDubya, or something like that. But right after I started to read his stuff, he retired. I also used to like Jay Tea at WizBang, but he disappeared too. I always wonder about the anonymous ones. Have they just adopted a new handle and started blogging someplace else. Or even under their real name if they got a good enough gig.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 03, 2016 01:03 AM (R+30W)

791 Isn't that Palpatine bitch who dissed Kellyanne the same one who called Catholics 'backwards." A lot she knows about bigotry, the scrunt.
Posted by: vivi at December 03, 2016 01:02 AM (11H2y)



well kellyanne missed her best shot when she did not say jen, why are you crying, stop crying.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:03 AM (cPsPa)

792 I think [Allahpundit] is just incapable of getting past his
prejudices. He formed an opinion of Trump early on and it doesn't matter
how many new facts come along, he will twist them all to fit his
preconceived notion of the truth. It's going to get harder and harder to
maintain as Trump is able to line up success after success after he
takes office.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 03, 2016 12:33 AM (R+30W)

You need to understand this about Allahpundit: he could never enjoy the Horde's schadenboners. Regardless of whether or not he's a stalking horse (arguable), the fact is, he's the ultimate Eeyore (a title he embraces and which I modestly claim as having assigned to him WAY back in the day).
He doesn't have the vision to see what Trump might be able to accomplish for the same reason he couldn't conceive of him winning the nomination.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 03, 2016 01:03 AM (tHwdc)

793 Team Clintons 'Catholic Spring' won't go away for those who heard it

note they did not call for an 'Islam Spring'

Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 01:03 AM (jrFgU)

794 After North Vietnam reunited the country, it invaded Cambodia. China took offense at this (remember that in doing so, China was defending the Khmer Rouge, one of the most horrific governments of the Twentieth Century), and launched an attack on Vietnam. It got bogged down, though iirc it did cause Vietnam to pull troops out of Cambodia.
Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 12:58 AM (ff27+)
***
And sparked a YUUGE exodus of people from VN. Mostly Sino-Vietnamese, of whom there were plenty, and of which the Colonel and his family were some. Odd - a string of catastrophes for his family and his nation made it possible that I should meet his daughter, my angel.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 01:04 AM (lutOX)

795 @785 But Vietnam did knock the KRs out of power, junior. They didn't cease to exist as a major player for a while, but they were no longer in a position to destroy the country further.
----------------

rhomboid -

Note that I only said that Vietnam pulled "troops" out of Cambodia. I didn't say that they pulled "all of the troops" out.



Probably the one good thing that Hanoi did during the '70s.

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 01:04 AM (ff27+)

796 We used to have military obligations towards Taiwan under the Sino-American Pact. Carter annulled it unilaterally. There was a court fight about whether he had the power to do that unilaterally, but the court refused to rule: political issue.
Congress passed another bill, Taiwan Relations Act. If Taiwan gets in trouble, we can help if we want, but no obligation.
------------
Hmm, ok. Now it makes sense about why my parents are unusually bitter toward Carter, aside from all the other leftist crap. My dad was stationed there for a while.

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 03, 2016 01:05 AM (JNDQi)

797 Eeyore is AP's schtick (true or not), just saying he's a bit lightweight on substance, so while entertaining, hardly someone to look to for real insight (like most bloggers, of course).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 01:06 AM (QDnY+)

798 785 But Vietnam did knock the KRs out of power, junior. They didn't cease to exist as a major player for a while, but they were no longer in a position to destroy the country further.


And of course the second wave of refugees came out of Vietnam at that point (Little Saigon near Disneyland, vs. 7 Corners in NoVA, which was almost entirely kinh Vietnamese from the first wave, after April '75).
Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 01:01 AM (QDnY+)
***
All right, rhomboid, this is getting creepy......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 01:06 AM (lutOX)

799 Jimmy Carter is a colossal pussy

Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 01:07 AM (jrFgU)

800 @794 And sparked a YUUGE exodus of people from VN. Mostly Sino-Vietnamese, of whom there were plenty, and of which the Colonel and his family were some. Odd - a string of catastrophes for his family and his nation made it possible that I should meet his daughter, my angel.....
--------------------

Good for you.

My sister's ex-husband (or possibly soon to be ex; don't remember if the divorce is final) came over as a kid with his family at the end of the war.

Ever seen "Last Days in Vietnam"? If you haven't, you should.

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 01:07 AM (ff27+)

801 SMFH, alls I knows is, the next time I have to make a really long road trip, I'm getting one of those plastic urinal thingies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:50 AM (u8kLQ)

Gatorade bottles work well. Also gas cans. According to guys I know.
Being a lady, I can't get away with peeing while driving.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 03, 2016 01:07 AM (tHwdc)

802 Jimmy Carter is a colossal pussy
Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 01:07 AM (jrFgU)



whenever he walks into a room Trump grabs him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:08 AM (cPsPa)

803 Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 11:03 PM (CRotO)



Once you go dark, you'll never go...uh...wait, I had something for this...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 11:08 PM (0mRoj)

Once you go Quark, you never go dark!
(continuing to catch up.....)

Posted by: Ferengi with a big ferengay at December 03, 2016 01:09 AM (8iiMU)

804 Gatorade bottles work well. Also gas cans. According to guys I know.
Being a lady, I can't get away with peeing while driving.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 03, 2016 01:07 AM (tHwdc)




well you are either too modest or too cowardly.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:09 AM (cPsPa)

805 SMFH, alls I knows is, the next time I have to make a really long road trip, I'm getting one of those plastic urinal thingies.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 12:50 AM (u8kLQ)
........
just piss on the side of the road or an onramp

this is not rocket science


humans can piss in nature**


Just piss somewhere the sun can shine on it. UV sunshine neutralized piss

which is why caves that get pissed in smell like piss, no sunshine

Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 01:10 AM (jrFgU)

806 I am too tired to sleep.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:12 AM (cPsPa)

807 So Palp your gaggle of V'mese is the Chinese flavor? Texas their original destination?


Would think if he was an ARVN colonel he'd have been in the '75 cohort.


Had my own V'mese entanglement years back. But her daddy was VC. One time near her old place in Ton Son Nhat though, I ran into a Chinese guy with a fascinating ARVN background (he was one of the first interpreters for MAC-V) who had been out of the country for a while but is now returned, and wealthy (invisibly so).

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 01:12 AM (QDnY+)

808 801---Being a lady, I can't get away with peeing while driving.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 03, 2016 01:07 AM (tHwdc)
----------------------------
Depends!
Like that psycho astronut chick.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 03, 2016 01:14 AM (Nox3c)

809 MRE bags

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 03, 2016 01:14 AM (CRotO)

810 SMFH,
Get one of these:
https://goo.gl/ARF5FD

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 03, 2016 01:16 AM (JNDQi)

811 seems like it is slowing down in here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:16 AM (cPsPa)

812 who needs depends when you have cruise control?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:17 AM (cPsPa)

813 double door piss=


pull over in a non urban environment,
on a non busy road,
open both passenger side doors,
piss between both open doors
wrap it up,
continue driving

Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 01:17 AM (jrFgU)

814 Katy Perry is a dumb scrunt.

She doesn't even sing; in all her songs she just shouts.

I could have a deeper conversation with Taylor Swift.

Posted by: logprof at December 03, 2016 01:17 AM (9hZ5F)

815 seems like it is slowing down in here.

The hamsters get tired just before shift change.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at December 03, 2016 01:17 AM (IcT7t)

816 I refuse to post Polish tangos just to liven things up, Yankeefifth

At least, not tonight.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2016 01:18 AM (yLUuz)

817 811 seems like it is slowing down in here.
------
Yup. I took some hydrocodone cough meds....they give me insomnia but it really helps the cough....only stuff that works for me unfortunately...

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 03, 2016 01:19 AM (JNDQi)

818 810 SMFH,
Get one of these:
https://goo.gl/ARF5FD

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 03, 2016 01:16 AM (JNDQi)

++++

So all this time, someone says "You go, girl!", that's what they were talking about.

Live and learn.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 03, 2016 01:19 AM (R+30W)

819 peace out

Posted by: origional Jake at December 03, 2016 01:21 AM (jrFgU)

820 807 So Palp your gaggle of V'mese is the Chinese flavor? Texas their original destination?


Would think if he was an ARVN colonel he'd have been in the '75 cohort.


Had my own V'mese entanglement years back. But her daddy was VC. One time near her old place in Ton Son Nhat though, I ran into a Chinese guy with a fascinating ARVN background (he was one of the first interpreters for MAC-V) who had been out of the country for a while but is now returned, and wealthy (invisibly so).
Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2016 01:12 AM (QDnY+)
***
The Colonel was a tough bastard, but they lived very badly for many years. The whole caln have, as they say, 'stubborness issues.' Originally CA, then OK, where he had some sort of family - the details are vague, and I know enough not to ask - then Texas.

I visited Saigon (the locals still call it that) about a year ago, Amazing people who viewed me with suspicion - my angel's family all call me 'the Russian' (which I'm not) - but once they knew i was an American.....felt like homecoming. Strange country, VN - you have a good quality of life in the big cities, but in the countryside....thepoverty is just unbelievable. She had me pack a second suitcase, full of clothes of all sizes, just for her relations there to sell after we left.

I recall thinking 'This must be heaven,' seeing that this was where she was born, but then I recalled the aunts were born there, too.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 01:21 AM (lutOX)

821 I refuse to post Polish tangos just to liven things up, Yankeefifth

At least, not tonight.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2016 01:18 AM (yLUuz)




you know, it has occurred to me lately that it is possible that my amusement is not the primary concern of everyone. seems possible but not likely.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:22 AM (cPsPa)

822 Condom catheter, a piece of tubing, and a bit of hard 1/4in plastic tube where it goes out the bottom of the door.

The experienced long distance driver solution.

Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2016 01:22 AM (TppKb)

823 Get one of these:
https://goo.gl/ARF5FD
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 03, 2016 01:16 AM (JNDQi)

---

yeah...no.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 03, 2016 01:23 AM (CRotO)

824 810 SMFH,
Get one of these:
https://goo.gl/ARF5FD
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 03, 2016 01:16 AM (JNDQi)


I laughed.

I denounce myself.

But the logo on the package is great, and the description says "Never used", which is nice to know.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 03, 2016 01:23 AM (sdi6R)

825 But the logo on the package is great, and the description says "Never used", which is nice to know.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 03, 2016 01:23 AM (sdi6R)




only used by a little old lady from pasadena on sundays.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:24 AM (cPsPa)

826 Heh.

"Military absentee ballots delivered one day late, would have swung election for Clinton"

http://tinyurl.com/jr4lleh


(the link goes to Duffelblog)

Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 01:24 AM (ff27+)

827 Must have Ohio State and Michigan plus the BIG championship winner in the playoffs. And Alabama.

Because Narratives.
Posted by: ESPN Braintrust at December 03, 2016 12:40 AM (Ny/l2)

Michigan won't make it. Period.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 03, 2016 01:25 AM (wjyL/)

828 Yeah, female options for mobile numbah one are more limited than guys


Posted by: JEM at December 03, 2016 01:26 AM (TppKb)

829 well you are either too modest or too cowardly.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:09 AM (cPsPa)

I have no problem with peeing in nature, but haven't found any way to do it without stopping.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 03, 2016 01:27 AM (tHwdc)

830 829 without stopping the CAR, that is.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 03, 2016 01:28 AM (tHwdc)

831 I have no problem with peeing in nature, but haven't found any way to do it without stopping.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 03, 2016 01:27 AM (tHwdc)




what is the DSR?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:28 AM (cPsPa)

832 Gonna say good night to you all, have a good one!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 03, 2016 01:29 AM (tHwdc)

833 DSR=Deplorable Standard Rednecks

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 03, 2016 01:30 AM (tHwdc)

834 Goodnight Miley!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 01:30 AM (u8kLQ)

835 Gonna say good night to you all, have a good one!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 03, 2016 01:29 AM (tHwdc)




wait! what is the DSR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:30 AM (cPsPa)

836 >>Katy Perry is a dumb scrunt.
She doesn't even sing; in all her songs she just shouts.
I could have a deeper conversation with Taylor Swift.


I agree. I think I could get deeper in Taylor Swift, too.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2016 01:31 AM (c8Ctg)

837 Is duffelblog like a military onion???

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 03, 2016 01:31 AM (JNDQi)

838 826 Heh.

"Military absentee ballots delivered one day late, would have swung election for Clinton"

http://tinyurl.com/jr4lleh


(the link goes to Duffelblog)
Posted by: junior at December 03, 2016 01:24 AM (ff27+)


Which led to this one:

"Military frantically Googling where Defense Secretary is in presidential order of succession"

https://tinyurl.com/z2nvdxg

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 03, 2016 01:33 AM (sdi6R)

839
you know, it has occurred to me lately that it is possible that my amusement is not the primary concern of everyone. seems possible but not likely.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:22 AM (cPsPa)


fine. Have some claymation insane gypsy music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LuREkiF_Hs

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2016 01:33 AM (yLUuz)

840 821 I refuse to post Polish tangos just to liven things up, Yankeefifth

At least, not tonight.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2016 01:18 AM (yLUuz)




you know, it has occurred to me lately that it is possible that my amusement is not the primary concern of everyone. seems possible but not likely.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:22 AM (cPsPa)
***
Who's up for some sleazy Serbian turbo-folk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoOXyaPVVgI

Balkan Elbows in the first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q533RHWKss&list=RD7Q533RHWKss#t=40

Balkan fun-bags shaking to accordion in the second.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 01:34 AM (lutOX)

841 seems like it is slowing down in here.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:16 AM (cPsPa)

800+ comments?

Doesn't seem like it.

I still love Texas.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 03, 2016 01:35 AM (wjyL/)

842
Is duffelblog like a military onion???

Onionhead

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2016 01:36 AM (IqV8l)

843 Is duffelblog like a military onion???

Yes.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2016 01:37 AM (VdICR)

844 wait! what is the DSR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:30 AM (cPsPa)




damnit woman

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:37 AM (cPsPa)

845 800+ comments?

Doesn't seem like it.

I still love Texas.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 03, 2016 01:35 AM (wjyL/)




says nothing about rate of new comments.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:38 AM (cPsPa)

846 Katy Perry is a dumb scrunt.

She doesn't even sing; in all her songs she just shouts.



And Katy Perry loafs. I saw here on a promo for some new talk show, and she did nothing with her makeup, nothing with her hair, and nothing with her wardrobe. I guess she thinks that having decent tits just means we don't notice those other attributes. If all I was looking for was decent tits, I'd be in a serious relationship already or out at a low-dollar strip club. She needs to step her game up if she wants a guy like me to ignore the stupid shit she says.

Posted by: Crusader at December 03, 2016 01:38 AM (OXPMi)

847 833 DSR=Deplorable Standard Rednecks

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at December 03, 2016 01:30 AM (tHwdc)

++++

She already said.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 03, 2016 01:38 AM (R+30W)

848 Yankeefifth,
DSR= Deplorable Standard Redneck

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 03, 2016 01:39 AM (JNDQi)

849 Well, there is Natalya Kukulska, theme from Och Karol 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxR0s5LzhZo

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2016 01:39 AM (yLUuz)

850 800+: Trump has embiggened the ONT bigly.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2016 01:40 AM (VdICR)

851
I guess she thinks that having decent tits just means we don't notice those other attributes.

Worked for Jayne Mansfield.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2016 01:41 AM (IqV8l)

852 837 Is duffelblog like a military onion???
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 03, 2016 01:31 AM (JNDQi)

---

The Onion wishes it was the Duffleblog.

Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 03, 2016 01:41 AM (CRotO)

853 fine. Have some claymation insane gypsy music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LuREkiF_Hs

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2016 01:33 AM (yLUuz)




whew, I was starting to wonder

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:42 AM (cPsPa)

854 My current earworm.

Pink Floyd - Dogs
https://youtu.be/qiaF4kuxJco

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 03, 2016 01:43 AM (R+30W)

855 Worked for Jayne Mansfield.

Actually she would have looked quite amazing even as a 32-B. She had class, even if she wasn't exactly Socrates when she spoke.

Posted by: Crusader at December 03, 2016 01:43 AM (OXPMi)

856 SR= Deplorable Standard Redneck
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 03, 2016 01:39 AM (JNDQi)




Thanks!

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:45 AM (cPsPa)

857 She had class, even if she wasn't exactly Socrates when she spoke.

Meh. Socrates wasn't such hot shit.

Posted by: Aristotle at December 03, 2016 01:46 AM (ZLQuU)

858 855 Worked for Jayne Mansfield.

Actually she would have looked quite amazing even as a 32-B. She had class, even if she wasn't exactly Socrates when she spoke.
Posted by: Crusader at December 03, 2016 01:43 AM (OXPMi)
***
Bingo. My angel, who is perfect in every way, is by no means the youngest or even the 'best-looking' of the Colonel's daughters, but, all the same, she's the only one I notice. Style and class and brains like no other; these intangibles make all the difference.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 01:46 AM (lutOX)

859 My current earworm.

Pink Floyd - Dogs
https://youtu.be/qiaF4kuxJco

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 03, 2016 01:43 AM (R+30W)


Ha! I was just listening to Animals in the car, today.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 03, 2016 01:46 AM (zc3Db)

860 My current ear worm. Pink Floyd - Dogs

Meddle
One of these days ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48PJGVf4xqk

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 03, 2016 01:48 AM (AoK0a)

861 840
Who's up for some sleazy Serbian turbo-folk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoOXyaPVVgI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 01:34 AM (lutOX)


Trump will make "Seksi Biznesmen" the new National Anthem.

Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 03, 2016 01:49 AM (sdi6R)

862 861 840
Who's up for some sleazy Serbian turbo-folk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoOXyaPVVgI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 01:34 AM (lutOX)

Trump will make "Seksi Biznesmen" the new National Anthem.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 03, 2016 01:49 AM (sdi6R)
***
heh... Your keyboard to Tengri's ears.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 01:50 AM (lutOX)

863 Heard someone's asked if I was ok. I am, though the wind is trying to blow me away. Just super busy.

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at December 03, 2016 01:51 AM (tlauc)

864 BTW thanks to the Moron (name long forgotten) who recommended I get a Fire HD8 over the Black Friday/Cyber Monday weekend. I've been enjoying it, and it's motivated me to upgrade my internetz.

Posted by: logprof at December 03, 2016 01:52 AM (9hZ5F)

865 What do you get when you cross D.B. Cooper with Robert Reich? A mini-Cooper.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 03, 2016 01:54 AM (rH4JY)

866 Who's up for some sleazy Serbian turbo-folk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoOXyaPVVgI

Balkan Elbows in the first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q533RHWKss&list=RD7Q533RHWKss#t=40

Balkan fun-bags shaking to accordion in the second.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 01:34 AM (lutOX)



thanks again, was wondering.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:54 AM (cPsPa)

867 Who's up for some sleazy Serbian turbo-folk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoOXyaPVVgI

Balkan Elbows in the first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q533RHWKss&list=RD7Q533RHWKss#t=40

Balkan fun-bags shaking to accordion in the second.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 01:34 AM (lutOX)




here, let me return the favor, this was right by your sexy elbows. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFJKfvRjDzY&list=RD7Q533RHWKss&index=7

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:55 AM (cPsPa)

868 Baba Bomba - turn on the CC for English sub-titles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPe2EwzGK48

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2016 01:58 AM (yLUuz)

869 Gushka!

hope things are going well for you.

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 03, 2016 01:58 AM (AoK0a)

870 866



thanks again, was wondering.
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:54 AM (cPsPa)
**
What's there to wonder about? She's not shy....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 02:02 AM (lutOX)

871 >>>puppies and babies playing together.

My lips touched dog lips!

Posted by: Lucy van Pelt at December 03, 2016 02:02 AM (cJDvr)

872 "You're beautiful."

"So are you".

I love Texas.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 03, 2016 02:02 AM (wjyL/)

873 867 Who's up for some sleazy Serbian turbo-folk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoOXyaPVVgI

Balkan Elbows in the first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q533RHWKss&list=RD7Q533RHWKss#t=40

Balkan fun-bags shaking to accordion in the second.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 01:34 AM (lutOX)




here, let me return the favor, this was right by your sexy elbows. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFJKfvRjDzY&list=RD7Q533RHWKss&index=7
Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 01:55 AM (cPsPa)
***
Bunk.....for a while. Sandra Afrika - there's a reason I kept her away from the Horde.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 02:05 AM (lutOX)

874 What's there to wonder about? She's not shy....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 02:02 AM (lutOX)




heh



Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 02:06 AM (cPsPa)

875 Off to snooze. #1 daughter has a viola recital tomorrow, and dinner with kiddos to follow. Then, another meeting with 'umbrella girl' and Sunday late lunch with angel and her clan on Sunday.

be well, Horde. grab life by the mish every chance you get.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 02:12 AM (lutOX)

876 >>>1. Teach children to control their emotions


But don't go overboard.

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy at December 03, 2016 02:13 AM (cJDvr)

877 night everyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 03, 2016 02:13 AM (cPsPa)

878 860 My current ear worm. Pink Floyd - Dogs

Meddle
One of these days ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48PJGVf4xqk
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic .

That bass line. and the drums. Love it too.-

Posted by: Roy at December 03, 2016 02:14 AM (fWLrt)

879 elbows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM1LOMZjFJ4

Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2016 02:15 AM (yLUuz)

880 Yep. I could spend all night listening to Pink Floyd oldies. Not many duds, just great music.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at December 03, 2016 02:18 AM (R+30W)

881 Once $200,000 and several parachutes were delivered per Cooper's request, he demanded the plane fly him to Mexico.

Mon Dios! He was the hombre who introduced me to my wife!

Posted by: ¡Jeb! at December 03, 2016 02:18 AM (cJDvr)

882 Im watching "Millennials the Musical" its... both wonderful and awful. Wow. Hi Adriane!!!

Posted by: Gushka can has kitties what plays fetch at December 03, 2016 02:19 AM (tlauc)

883 Goodnight all. Thanks for the great chat and happy weekend.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 03, 2016 02:20 AM (u8kLQ)

884 Shooter in Joe McKnight death released.

http://tinyurl.com/j85nstn


This will be the next fucking thing.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 02:21 AM (qUNWi)

885 879 elbows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM1LOMZjFJ4
Posted by: Kindltot at December 03, 2016 02:15 AM (yLUuz)
***
And that's why I don't have any Slavic 'nieces'....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at December 03, 2016 02:21 AM (lutOX)

886 Apparently EVERYTHING reported about the incident was false.


Imagine that.

Posted by: eleven at December 03, 2016 02:22 AM (qUNWi)

887 Ima gonna sign off now.

I love Texas.

Night all.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at December 03, 2016 02:27 AM (wjyL/)

888 𝅘𝅥𝅮

Breakin' a stick with a brick on the sand.
Ridin' the wave in the wake of an old sedan.
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 03, 2016 02:29 AM (rH4JY)

889 Belated Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow, so soon to call it a night ...

They have pecan pie!

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 03, 2016 02:30 AM (AoK0a)

890 ♫ Sooner than wait for a break in the weather.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 03, 2016 02:32 AM (rH4JY)

891 Steve and Cold Bear at December 03, 2016 02:29 AM (rH4JY)

Drinking champagne like a Greek tycoon ...

OK, youthful mondegreens: "One of these days I'm going to dance with an evil genius!"

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 03, 2016 02:33 AM (AoK0a)

892 ♫ I'll gatha my far flung thoughts togetha.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 03, 2016 02:33 AM (rH4JY)

893 >>>OK, youthful mondegreens:


Or, from the Floyd's post Dark Side of the Moon era: "the dog's a hazard in the classroom."

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 03, 2016 02:35 AM (rH4JY)

894 goodnight all - end of an interesting day. I saw the Radio City Music Hall Christmas show for the first time in like fifty years. It holds up! The Nativity tableau at the end made my eyes glassy.

Posted by: vivi at December 03, 2016 03:11 AM (11H2y)

895 Shooter in Joe McKnight death released.

http://tinyurl.com/j85nstn

This will be the next fucking thing.

Posted by: eleven


These cases of ginned up outrage instigated by the press, I can only see it getting worse during a Trump administration. Every week another Trayvon or Michael Brown.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 03, 2016 03:14 AM (rH4JY)

896 They have pecan pie!
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic

Is that 'peecan' or 'pecaan'?

Everyone knows only one is correct...

Posted by: Woodstock Nation at December 03, 2016 03:36 AM (mBYZv)

897 Speaking of the Taiwan call, Allahpundit covered it, and starts out with 2 questions.

Two questions. One: Who initiated the call? And two: Did he understand the significance of what he was doing when it happened?

I'll give him the first question. It would be interesting to know if it is all Trump reaching out or if some leaders are reaching out to him.

But, that second one.What a fucking idiot.

Trump is knocking China back on their heels. Before he even has contact with them, he is letting them know that they will not dictate terms. The Art of the Deal.

Trump has been talking about this kind of thing throughout his whole campaign and Allahpundit is still catching up. Maybe he'll get there by 2020, but I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Why is it so hard to read his damn book! It's not a hard read.

Posted by: Jean at December 03, 2016 03:50 AM (2RVmA)

898 "Why is it so hard to read his damn book! It's not a hard read."

Because if ap actually did read the book, he might have to conclude that PE Trump is not as dumb as he wants him to be.

Posted by: Hope Solo at December 03, 2016 04:31 AM (d76uN)

899 uh ohh. Where did that disgusting sock come from?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 03, 2016 04:32 AM (d76uN)

900 Good Morning Everyone. Well everyone that is awake that is.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 03, 2016 04:33 AM (d76uN)

901 If anyone is interested. Here are some Wisconsin recount results.

http://elections.wi.gov/taxonomy/term/265

I haven't made it all the way through yet but PE Trump looks to have gained at least 5 votes so far.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 03, 2016 04:46 AM (d76uN)

902 Looks like somebody else has posted totals.

Trump +10
hillzebub -24

The vote counters like the overtime pay, so totes worth it.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 03, 2016 04:48 AM (d76uN)

903 Mornin' Tim,
Thanks for the update.

Posted by: teej at December 03, 2016 05:21 AM (JEx0Z)

904 And I really need to quit reading the first hundred or so comments before I scroll to the current stuff.

Posted by: teej at December 03, 2016 05:24 AM (JEx0Z)

905 "Thanks for the update."

Your Welcome.

Milwaukee County has decided to punt and use Optical Scanners for their recount. So far Dane County is the only one I know of doing it by hand.

You never know but dragging it out 9 more days will be chore.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 03, 2016 05:27 AM (d76uN)

906 Some world leaders calling Trump....NYT makes sure we all know they are sort of dictators, or something like that.....how could he do this, its not right!

Posted by: Colin at December 03, 2016 05:28 AM (mIgf1)

907 Michigan recount is on ATM. PE Trumps lawyers have appealed and th Mi SOS has filed suit against the recount effort.

The Mi SoS has asked for this to go directly to the Mi Supreme Court. IMO, a good chance that will happen.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 03, 2016 05:30 AM (d76uN)

908 Are they trying to drag it out past a certain date?
Not that it matters because, and this is for the early risers,...

Hillary Clinton will NEVER be president!

That felt kinda good.
I think it was my first.

Posted by: teej at December 03, 2016 05:30 AM (JEx0Z)

909 Anyone seen creeper lately?
Seems like over a week that she hasn't been here in the wee hours.
Kinda has me worried.
Hopefully she's just sleeping well.

Posted by: teej at December 03, 2016 05:34 AM (JEx0Z)

910 Don't you think maybe the Russians have some sort of wireless device that might, just might beable to send a signal to those scanners and make them go for Trump...you know, vans with rotating antennas on top, traveling from precinct to precinct. Putin at the controls...../sac (I watch to many of those old Radar Men on the Moon serials on YouTube)

Posted by: Colin at December 03, 2016 05:37 AM (mIgf1)

911 "Are they trying to drag it out past a certain date? "

Some will say yes. The actual Laws and the Constitution say no.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/3/5

Even if a recount is taking place the Electors from any recount state will be appointed unless there is a Law or Court Order in Effect before Dec 13.

http://www.usconstitution.net/xconst_Am12.html

As long as PE Trump has the majority of appointed Electors he wins. Reference the Election of 1864 when the southern slave states did not participate.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_
presidential_election,_1876

Some will use this as a basis for throwing the Election to the HoR. Read it carefully. All Electors had been appointed. 4 States had appointed 2 sets of Electors because the two main political parties both claimed victory in those states.

Oregon also had an Elector disqualified and replaced but had two sets of Certified Votes sent in.

Again all Electors had been appointed. I can not stress this enough. The controversy came from who were the legal Electors.

On 1st ballot Hayes had 184 Electoral Votes. I shy of what was needed to win outright. Not having a majority was what sent the Election to HoR. Nothing else.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 03, 2016 05:42 AM (d76uN)

912 Your right creeper hasn't been around early morning this week.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2016 05:43 AM (5sOEp)

913 "Anyone seen creeper lately? "

She'll be around.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 03, 2016 05:44 AM (d76uN)

914 I see a guy looks like DB Cooper ever so often down at Goodwill. He is usually buying ladies fashions. Not to be judgemental or nothing.

Posted by: Eromero at December 03, 2016 05:47 AM (zLDYs)

915 Dolph Lungren:

https://youtu.be/r-LqM_5eTgA

You're welcome.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 03, 2016 05:55 AM (VdICR)

916 Hearding out, will be back for the Emergency Morning Thresd

Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2016 05:55 AM (5sOEp)

917 Good to know.
I'm going to try to get out of here in a half hour or so.
Geese were up and at em earlier than I thought they'd be yesterday with as warm as it's been. All the flights were headed back to water by 8:30.
Got two groups close enough for most folks but I have more fun when they're almost ready to shake hands.

Posted by: teej at December 03, 2016 05:56 AM (JEx0Z)

918 You people are going to wear out those F5 buttons.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at December 03, 2016 05:57 AM (d76uN)

919 Howard Dean has dropped out of the running for the DNC head. Looks like Ellison is getting the job...He says the party needs more community organizers to work to get out the vote next time....That will work, I'm sure.

Posted by: Colin at December 03, 2016 06:06 AM (mIgf1)

920 Hearding out, will be back for the Emergency Morning Thresd


Posted by: Skip at December 03, 2016 05:55 AM (5sOEp)


Ear round-up time!

Posted by: RickZ at December 03, 2016 06:08 AM (VV6/D)

921 Good morning horde!

914 I see a guy looks like DB Cooper ever so often down at Goodwill. He is usually buying ladies fashions. Not to be judgemental or nothing.

WAY upthread I noticed the horde discussing dildo attachments for sawzalls, and being a curious moron had to google and go to the Amazon site.

All the comments on the products' affectiveness were from men! I believe if I 'm ever single again, I'll become a hermit recluse and just check out from the human race.

Posted by: Subterranean JT at December 03, 2016 07:32 AM (qG0hz)

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