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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | This Is Why We Have TrumpElephants Have Long Memories, They Say This first one was from 2009. Remember? A reporter snarkily confronting the Wrong Kind of protestors. Apparently she thinks it's her job to fight her subjects, and that this is somehow not unprofessional behavior. Gee, I wonder why they're so angry with media? Mysterious. And how about this? Remember? Hilarious! What a card. Really got a good zinger in against all those stupid yokels, didn't ya? Good job, man. Good job. Also- remember this next one? Gruber, if you recall, is the Obamacare architect who decided that straight-out lying was their preferred PR method. Hear him deliver another snappy hit song from our 'piss down their backs and tell them it's raining' political class: In a result completely predicted here, as well as every other conservative site on the web, I could neither keep my insurance, nor my doctor. Obama and everyone on the Left lied. And instead of my preferred plan, which was affordable and worked perfectly for me but was made illegal, now under pain of law I am forced to purchase a piece of crap that covers nothing. And they knew all that, and lied about it anyway, trusting Americans to be 'stupid' and believe their lies. Dear Media. Psst. Pay deadly-close attention here, for this is nearly the whole game that lost it for you: 1) pols made statements about a new policy to help it pass.2) policy passed. 3) public discovered the policy was not as described. In a really bad way. 4) pols laughed at the public for believing them in the first place. 5) public learned its lesson, and acted accordingly. Media: remember who was cheerleading and protecting the politicians who were enacting ACA? Remember who was vilifying those making good faith arguments against it? Defaming them as racists? It was you. And we all remember being lied to by you, too. When you weren't simply mocking us. And this is how you got Trump. The media election freakout is awesome, because they did it to themselves. Remember? How about this one? Hysterical! I love these people. L-O-V-E. Oh, the arrogance. Oh, their giggling. I love their cute little giggling the most. That's what I'm doing right now, too! This has been a delightful little trip down memory lane. Remember? Gibson guitar raid. IRS targeting of conservatives. Screwing the GM bond holders. Eliminating non-union pensions while topping up union pensions, out of pure political malice. Asking Americans to report dissenters to the government. And of course, decades and decades of this sort of thing Shouldn't we be as kind to them as they have been to us? Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Alinsky #4 FTW!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:27 PM (NOIQH) 2
How timely to have Gergen's mug on screen.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2016 07:28 PM (IqV8l) 3
Oooh, I remember every single one of those. I have an elephant-like memory. At least that's what my husband says.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:28 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: 'Member berries at December 02, 2016 07:28 PM (Oi5b2) 5
Hey! A new COB? Cool. Hi Laura! Welcome to the HQ!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:28 PM (89UPP) 6
Screw 'em.
Screw'em all. Posted by: Diogenes at December 02, 2016 07:29 PM (0tfLf) 7
All great examples of why we laugh at them now that they claim to be frightened by Trump mocking them at his rallies.
It's a threat to democracy when *we* mock you? Heh. Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:29 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: cnation at December 02, 2016 07:29 PM (SQ6Nb) 9
It's FUCK YOU...WAR time.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2016 07:29 PM (89T5c) 10
May the media rot in hell.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 07:29 PM (SgI6S) Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 07:29 PM (PeNEi) 12
The left had a real fascination for "teabagging," didn't they?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:30 PM (PY9jH) 13
385 I was talking to a friend today and she was actually worried that Trump would be denied his office by faithless electors. I told her not to worry because the electors would be too worried about their entire family being murdered over the issue. They being murdered was a given, of course..
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:27 PM (0F67M) Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at December 02, 2016 07:30 PM (0F67M) 14
OT - 75.83.34.179 got the banhammer, why?
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at December 02, 2016 07:30 PM (CX88n) 15
It does seem Donkeys haven't learned a thing and have doubled down on that
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2016 07:30 PM (5sOEp) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 07:30 PM (8ZskC) 17
Retribution is Hell!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (wCEn4) 18
Like the man said: Fuck. You. War.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (0mRoj) 19
What hump?
Posted by: Eyegore at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (0F67M) 20
Lauraw, I tried those electronic spider repellers you suggested a while back. So far they work like a charm.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (8ZskC) 22
>>75.83.34.179 got the banhammer
The Random Bannings will continue until Commenter Morale improves. Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (PeNEi) 23
OT - 75.83.34.179 got the banhammer, why?
Posted by: Adobe Juan Kenobe at December 02, 2016 07:30 PM (CX88n) Is that your IP? Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (PRtT5) 24
BCochran1981
LauraW has been here a long time. She helped in the early days, and Ace was pleased. We used to joke that rubbing her hump brought good luck. Good times. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (u82oZ) 25
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at December 02, 2016 07:30 PM (0F67M)
You can't post accurate news too often! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (wCEn4) 26
21 75.83.34.179 got the banhammer, why?
Never ask why. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (8ZskC) Drink Bud Dry. Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 07:32 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2016 07:32 PM (2RVmA) 28
Tis amazing that they've rubbed our noses in their shit for all these years and they didn't expect a backlash? The arrogance of these people. Now they're whining like butt hurt little brats.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:32 PM (9iR5/) 29
Dang it I was going to pick up a couple of Echo dots and Black Friday prices are off. Crap.
Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (stTTh) 30
Susan Roesgen. I wonder whatever happened to that arrogant little bitch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (8ZskC) 31
24 BCochran1981
LauraW has been here a long time. She helped in the early days, and Ace was pleased. We used to joke that rubbing her hump brought good luck. Good times. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (u82oZ) Well aware. I've been around here quite a long time myself. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (89UPP) 32
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (PY9jH)
Anyone have a good suggestion for a non-toxic mouse repellent technique safe and non-toxic for humans and pets (cats)? Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (wCEn4) 33
We also remember the SCANDAL and the mockery of Maro Rubio drinking a lot of water during a televised speech --- that the MSM later had the nerve to say it was something he would 'have to overcome' to convince people he could be president.
Uh, whut????? Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (PeNEi) Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (0F67M) 36
Yup...you are seeing the swan song of the MSM. They have lost the trust of the everyday citizen and once you lose that trust, it is almost impossible to get it back. If they made a full apology for being so partisan, and apologized for lying to us all, and apologized for being so smug and arrogant and ate a Bag O'Dicks on the air live, maybe, just maybe they could regain some modicum of trust.
But they won't and they are doubling down. Trump has and will continue to bypass them as the truth is they are obsolete. (Que the "Twilight Zone" episode with Burgess Meredith.) Pass the popcorn. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (ej1L0) 37
Shouldn't we be as kind to them as they have been to us?
When I say that, people get nervous. Posted by: Jean Oh most definitely! Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (SgI6S) 38
20 Lauraw, I tried those electronic spider repellers you suggested a while back. So far they work like a charm.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (PY9j What happens if the neighbors get them too? Do the spiders just sort of float and twitch precisely halfway between buildings? Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (0mRoj) 39
28 Tis amazing that they've rubbed our noses in their shit for all these years and they didn't expect a backlash? The arrogance of these people. Now they're whining like butt hurt little brats.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:32 PM (9iR5/) It's because you're too dumb to know what's good for you, like they do. Posted by: hogmartin at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (8nWyX) 40
Mint plants
Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (2RVmA) 41
LauraW, long time!
I remember every f*cking one of these. Cochran, you were probably in junior high school at the time, but Rick Santelli's clarion call kicked off the TEA Party. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (EnKk6) 42
As much as it amuses me when Trump points to the press platform and a rally and says "those dishonest people over there," I hope his spokespeople do a lot more than that.
Engage and refute their false premises, their imaginary frameworks. Do it relelentlessly, do it til it's boring. It becomes the story. Let the boss continue his schtick. But throughout the administration, push back every single distortion, no matter how small - always focus on substance. Force them to cover it. Some of the public has the active intelligence to realize how little info they really get from today's press. Illustrate the fact, constantly. I think the "educated" NPR-class is too stupid to learn, but some of the other drones on the progs' plantation can be seriously changed by hearing/seeing this pushback, for years on end. Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (QDnY+) 43
Instead of calling half the country irredeemable, racist deplorables --we're rolling out a new plan to elect Hillary in 2020: we'll call 99% of the rubes irredeemable, racist deplorables ...
Posted by: Jennifer Palmieri and Robby Mook at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (mt8X9) 44
21 75.83.34.179 got the banhammer, why?
Never ask why. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) Drink Bud Dry. Posted by: Insomniac It's the only way to fly Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (1G5R8) 45
David Rodham Gergen is a textbook case of hyperteabagging disease. And anal poisoning from all that ass kissing and licking he does for the ruling class.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (DW+jj) 46
Teach the cat to eat the mice. Or find a different cat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (89T5c) 47
Saw this link on Scott Adam's twitter. This is why we got Trump:
When Leftists Attack (Getting Harrassed in the Clubhouse) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsoVYStL6gQ Posted by: not the mama at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (EpAnP) 48
>>Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (wCEn4
You should return your cat. It is defective. Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (PeNEi) Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (9iR5/) 50
Well aware. I've been around here quite a long time myself.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (89UPP) Well where's the cowbell then? Remember the days when we had that new barrel smell? Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (stTTh) 51
Anyone have a good suggestion for a non-toxic mouse repellent technique safe and non-toxic for humans and pets (cats)?
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (wCEn4) --- Put that welfare queen cat of yours back to work! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (EnKk6) 52
Tis amazing that they've rubbed our noses in their shit for all these years and they didn't expect a backlash? The arrogance of these people. Now they're whining like butt hurt little brats.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:32 PM (9iR5/) Even better-- and I'm sorry Laura didn't include any of these-- is when MFM turds whine about the 'lack of civility' in modern political discourse. That one always cracks me up. Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (PRtT5) 53
21 75.83.34.179 got the banhammer, why?
Never ask why. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) Drink Bud Dry. Posted by: Insomniac It's the only way to fly Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (1G5R What about Rye? Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (0F67M) 54
I still chuckle everytime I hear Rush refer to him as David Rodham Gergen ...
Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (mt8X9) 55
Anyone have a good suggestion for a non-toxic mouse repellent technique safe and non-toxic for humans and pets (cats)?
Posted by: Hrothgar ______ Now that mew, mew, you ask, I think, mew, mew, that I might have, mew mew, a good idea, mew mew. Posted by: A Cat in Mister Rogers' Neighborhood at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (RIzwy) 56
I wanted to be a communications major, but I couldn't handle it, so I had to fall back to quantum mechanics. I wish I was as smart as these people.
**sobs into pillow at the sheer unfairness of it all** Posted by: pep at December 02, 2016 07:36 PM (LAe3v) 57
Anderson Cooper seems to know a little too much about tea-bagging.
Would it politically incorrect to ask him when the last time he had some sweaty sack in his mouth? Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 02, 2016 07:36 PM (P/kVC) 58
I remember every f*cking one of these. Cochran, you were probably in junior high school at the time, but Rick Santelli's clarion call kicked off the TEA Party.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (EnKk6) You fucking people are killing me. Pretty sure I was here commenting, or was shortly thereafter. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:36 PM (89UPP) 59
I berry tired of their crap.
Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2016 07:36 PM (8J/Te) 60
You fucking people are killing me. Pretty sure I was here commenting, or was shortly thereafter.
From study hall? Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:36 PM (0F67M) 61
I saw Shorn Hump open for Lou Reed a few decades ago.
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 07:37 PM (fWLrt) 62
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:31 PM (PY9jH)
Anyone have a good suggestion for a non-toxic mouse repellent technique safe and non-toxic for humans and pets (cats)? Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (wCEn4) Use the same thing I'm using. I have Bell and Howell electronic pest repellers all over the house. They don't bother cats and dogs at all. Have two in the garage. They're amazing. We have a regular pest control company, but nothing was working on spiders {{{shudder}}}. Also, they are supposed to be great at keeping out rodents. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:37 PM (PY9jH) 63
When you weren't simply mocking us.
And this is how you got Trump. Along with some his surrogates like Scottie Nell Hughes. I first met her and her husband at a local political group in the pre-Tea Party days. Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at December 02, 2016 07:37 PM (GUBah) 64
Remember the days when we had that new barrel smell?
Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (stTTh) Dude. That thing has never smelled new. Even when it was new it smelled of shame and ewok. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:37 PM (89UPP) 65
I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.
Posted by: Don Q. at December 02, 2016 07:37 PM (qf6WZ) 66
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (QDnY+)
Based on some obscure meeting at Harvard(?) from which Rush played some soundbites, Kelly Anne Conway is doing just that! The paraphrased version is "Maybe Hillary has absolutely nothing in common with average voters?" Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:37 PM (wCEn4) 67
Anybody seen Gruber's wife? No? He must be gay.
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2016 07:37 PM (HgMAr) 68
Yup...you are seeing the swan song of the MSM. They have lost the trust
of the everyday citizen and once you lose that trust, it is almost impossible to get it back. You underestimate the willingness of people to believe people who tell them what they want to hear. Posted by: pep at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (LAe3v) Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (CRotO) 70
Anyone have a good suggestion for a non-toxic mouse repellent technique safe and non-toxic for humans and pets (cats)?
Carrot chili. Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (SgI6S) Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (89UPP) Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (0F67M) 73
70 Anyone have a good suggestion for a non-toxic mouse repellent technique safe and non-toxic for humans and pets (cats)?
Carrot chili. Posted by: rickb223 "non-toxic" Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (fWLrt) 74
Anderson Cooper has had more balls bounce off his nose than a circus seal.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (89T5c) 75
Put that welfare queen cat of yours back to work!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (EnKk6) That's totally a myth! Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (stTTh) 76
Oh and we are going to pray to different demons in 2020. Here try my new chili recipe.
Posted by: John Podesta at December 02, 2016 07:39 PM (KIJKy) 77
non-toxic mouse repellent
No mice in the traps on the side of the garage with the electronic plug-in mouse repeller since we bought it. 1 on the other side of a 2 car garage after a couple of months. Cat still goes into the garage looking though. Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2016 07:39 PM (8J/Te) 78
A dick in your mouth!
Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 02, 2016 07:39 PM (0F67M) Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 07:39 PM (DW+jj) 80
Trump call up Joe the Plumber yet?
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (fWLrt) 81
>>Would it politically incorrect to ask him when the last time he had some sweaty sack in his mouth?
Not only would he probably tell you, he'd regale you with stories about his mom's sex life (like he did in a recent HBO documentary, IIRC). TMI. Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (NOIQH) 82
LauraW - great post. I had seen most of these but not all. The arrogance of these idiots knows no bounds.
I am looking forward to the next four years, I really am. Given what Trump has said about the media, and how he is putting things out on his own via Youtube, etc., I think it's going to be a revelation to these folks. Heh. Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (Zokmo) 83
Now that mew, mew, you ask, I think, mew, mew, that I might have, mew mew, a good idea, mew mew.
Posted by: A Cat in Mister Rogers' Neighborhood at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (RIzwy) The referenced cats are special snowflake flake cats and thus are NOT motivated to pursue their trade! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (wCEn4) 84
Cochran, I'm watching Arrow and it's like an Abercrombie and Fitch version of Batman.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (EnKk6) 85
Shouldn't you not need mouse repellent if you have cats?
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (KIJKy) 86
Tis amazing that they've rubbed our noses in their
shit for all these years and they didn't expect a backlash? The arrogance of these people. Now they're whining like butt hurt little brats. Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:32 PM (9iR5/) They haven't experienced backlash, yet. Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (P/kVC) 87
I wonder who has more balls dangling over his face, Anderson or Sheppy?
Cooper looks as gay as Shemp, but with some dignity. Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (0F67M) 88
Think of the domestic wars the govt has created and the media has pushed.
War on poverty War on drugs It's time for the freedom loving Americans war War on the media War on corrupt govt Posted by: teej at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (JEx0Z) 89
I do think Ace is taking a shine to our Trumpian Present (and possible Future)
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (9Q5BJ) 90
Lol I see you answered that. snowflake cats lol FTW.
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (KIJKy) 91
Oh the MSM will be back to hard journalism as soon as Trump is sworn in, bet on it.
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (5sOEp) 92
Wow, never thought I'd see this happen:
Congress Issues Criminal Referral for Planned Parenthood in Texas http://tinyurl.com/Abortion-Crim-Referral Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (CS7jF) 93
84 Cochran, I'm watching Arrow and it's like an Abercrombie and Fitch version of Batman.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (EnKk6) Hahahahaha. I like the description. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (89UPP) 94
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:32 PM (9iR5/)
------------------- Old Blue! Good to see you here! How did your procedure go on Wednesday? Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (Zokmo) 95
98 Evidently Trump broke a fundamental law of the universe and spoke by phone to the President of Taiwan.
ChiComs hardest hit. Posted by: Javems at December 02, 2016 06:54 PM (yOqwj) ------------ You know, I'll take that literally, I would like to see Trump break a fundamental law of the universe. For giggles go look up what the name Donald means. Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (BS8yt) 96
If anyone knows how hard it is to talk with balls in his mouth, it would be Anderson Cooper. What a fucking asshole.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM (CS7jF) 97
Put that welfare queen cat of yours back to work!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:35 PM (EnKk6) I've had OK luck with the enclosed traps that won't hurt the cat, but yeah, getting bouncy mrrpy Lydia from a rescue certainly has sorted out the mouse problem. I just wish she weren't so... enthusiastic about playing with her toys until they break. http://tinyurl.com/ze4heoc (trigger warning for blood and demolished mouse) Posted by: hogmartin at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM (8nWyX) Posted by: SMFH - 9-2 at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM (CRotO) 99
Listen to pep - the MSM is far from destroyed. Its power remains little diminished (they've lost elections before, 1980 and 2004 most notably).
And Hrothgar, I listened to the most contentious parts of that stupid Harvard forum. I think Conway was actually so shocked by the idiotic and offensive crap from the Clinton people that she actually didn't push back very well. Challenging them to substantiate their outrageous slanders of racism - and doing it mercilessly, not letting go, and getting vituperative when they couldn't - THAT would be the right kind of pushback in that situation. Most normal press encounters would be different. Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM (QDnY+) 100
Oh, sorry, I forgot he was taking the day off. Nicely posted, LauraW.
Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM (9Q5BJ) 101
Give sharper teeth to libel laws. And have Steve Bannon tell everyone on twitter what they can't do anymore.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM (VdICR) 102
The media sure are interested in budgets and the US Constitution, all of a sudden.
Posted by: navybrat at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM (w7KSn) Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2016 07:43 PM (jw2Xw) 104
Cooper looks as gay as Shemp, but with some dignity.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:40 PM (0F67M) Shemp's Gay???? I better tell his girlfriend... and his Wife... Posted by: Moe Howard at December 02, 2016 07:43 PM (qf6WZ) 105
Let the boss continue his schtick. But throughout the administration, push back every single distortion, no matter how small - always focus on substance. Force them to cover it.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (QDnY+) ==================== I hope he refuses to hire a Press Secretary and give zero press conferences or interviews. F' Them ... #War. Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 07:43 PM (mt8X9) 106
I look dignified because I color my hair white. Also I like being teabagged.
Posted by: Coop at December 02, 2016 07:43 PM (KIJKy) 107
Anderson Cooper has had more balls bounce off his nose than a circus seal.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 02, 2016 07:38 PM (89T5c) ......... That's when he told me: "Bli blub you." Posted by: Don Lemon at December 02, 2016 07:43 PM (HgMAr) 108
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:37 PM (PY9jH)
Posted by: DaveA at December 02, 2016 07:39 PM (8J/Te) Thanks, oddly enough, the AoS Amazon link returns 326 hits for "Ewok repellents"! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:43 PM (wCEn4) Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 07:43 PM (/tuJf) 110
42 . . . Engage and refute their false premises, their imaginary frameworks. Do it relelentlessly, do it til it's boring. It becomes the story.
Posted by: rhomboid __________ I want to see Trump's press secretary (Milo?) taunt the MSM. A question from a NY Times reporter? Call on the reporter, but note that Walter Duranty was a lying commie and the Times has never returned its Pullet Surprise. A question from CBS? Call on the reporter, but ask if they will write a fake story but with a little accuracy thrown in? Add your own favorites. Posted by: A Cat in Mister Rogers' Neighborhood at December 02, 2016 07:44 PM (RIzwy) 111
>>I wonder who has more balls dangling over his face, Anderson or Sheppy?
Anderson is a high class fop. I would bet 85% of the penis Shep sips is through a hole in a Rest Room stall. Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 07:44 PM (PeNEi) 112
Jack Russels are natural mousers I believe.
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 07:44 PM (qUNWi) 113
When Leftists Attack (Getting Harrassed in the Clubhouse) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsoVYStL6gQ Posted by: not the mama at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (EpAnP) Wow, just wow. I'd have had one hand on my weapon and told them they need to back off right now. Of course, I"m much older than the guy those people were harassing, but still. I cannot believe how calm that guy was. Posted by: Blake at December 02, 2016 07:44 PM (WEBkv) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at December 02, 2016 07:44 PM (BK3ZS) 115
The msm needs to be taken out. Take their lively hood away, bankrupt them, make their kids go to a public schools,...
I wish all ill will I can muster on them. I would joke about the press poll plane crashing but even I can't go there. Although keep pushing leftists and you might push that out. Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (cOHS7) 116
Shouldn't we be as kind to them as they have been to us?
No. We should completely ignore them and refuse to purchase anything from any sponsor(s) they have remaining. They should become repellent and inconsequential. Posted by: Barky McFuckstick's Rogue Teleprompter at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (LNoBv) 117
I guess I could use, mew mew, a bottle of Sock-B-Gone, mew mew.
Posted by: Furious George at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (RIzwy) 118
Anyone have a good suggestion for a non-toxic mouse repellent technique safe and non-toxic for humans and pets (cats)?
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (wCEn4) another cat? Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (BS8yt) 119
>>I'm watching Arrow and it's like an Abercrombie and Fitch version of Batman.
two word: salmon ladder *sigh* Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (CS7jF) 121
The fucking of yourselves will continue until morale improves
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (7qAYi) 122
Congress Issues Criminal Referral for Planned Parenthood in Texas
http://tinyurl.com/Abortion-Crim-Referral Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (CS7jF) ----------------- Thanks for that, Sharkman. That's great news. Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 07:46 PM (Zokmo) 123
two word: salmon ladder
*sigh* Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (NOIQH) ---- Right? I could make a spawn upstream joke but I'm too classy. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:46 PM (EnKk6) 124
I still would like to see this bumper sticker go viral (link in nick).
I wonder what effect it could have on LIVs if they see that message everywhere they look, like the advertising signs in "They Live". I have it on my car, but I didn't create it and make no money from it. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 02, 2016 07:47 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 07:47 PM (qUNWi) 126
I'll never forget that cvnt from CNN arguing with people at the TEA Party rally. It's soooo offense to call Barry a fascist. But not Reagan, Bush or Trump Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2016 07:47 PM (auHtY) 127
They haven't experienced backlash, yet.
Posted by: Burnt Toast Real backlash has "American Hickory" branded on the handle somewhere Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at December 02, 2016 07:47 PM (hCdMd) 128
Right? I could make a spawn upstream joke but I'm too classy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:46 PM (EnKk6) *raises eyebrow* Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:47 PM (89UPP) 129
I wanna drink champagne out of Steve Croft's squeakhole.
Posted by: Shep Smith at December 02, 2016 07:48 PM (89T5c) 130
For giggles go look up what the name Donald means.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (BS8yt) That's very cool. Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2016 07:48 PM (CS7jF) 131
>>>You fucking people are killing me. Pretty sure I was here commenting, or was shortly thereafter
you weren't even born yet! Posted by: concrete girl at December 02, 2016 07:48 PM (JlPEQ) Posted by: no good deed at December 02, 2016 07:48 PM (/O5Ax) 133
*raises eyebrow*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:47 PM (89UPP) --- Don't look at me like that! I'm a product of my environment. You awful people have blasted the dew off this delicate blossom. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:49 PM (EnKk6) 134
Gruber looks like the dude who tells the new arrivals the big building is for disinfection showers.
Posted by: wth at December 02, 2016 07:49 PM (HgMAr) 135
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:32 PM (9iR5/)
------------- The Horde has been thinking of you. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 07:49 PM (ZO497) 136
You awful people have blasted the dew off this delicate blossom.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:49 PM (EnKk6) *BIG GRIN* Oh yeah. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:49 PM (89UPP) 137
Chicago is out? CHICAGO IS OUT!?!?
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 02, 2016 07:49 PM (FqgrG) 138
Which is why I would start with an audit of all the actors in Hamilton (misappropriating my family name and heritage) and moving on to Hollywood, tv and press. Let them have a little experience with what Trump has been dealing with. I'm sure they've paid everything they owe
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 02, 2016 07:50 PM (g6yUI) Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 07:50 PM (0mRoj) 140
People who constantly sneer at others have deep-seated and often violent insecurity issues.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 07:50 PM (+477D) Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (stTTh) 142
Don't look at me like that! I'm a product of my environment. You awful people have blasted the dew off this delicate blossom.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:49 PM (EnKk6) I like that you created "schadenbutton" for the female version of schadenboner. You're creative like that. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (PY9jH) 143
you weren't even born yet!
Posted by: concrete girl at December 02, 2016 07:48 PM (JlPEQ) LOL. My eldest was just shy of turning 2 then. Fucker is 9 now...and may not make it to 10. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (89UPP) Posted by: Donald Trump at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (MJkxq) Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (KIJKy) 146
I hope he refuses to hire a Press Secretary and give zero press conferences or interviews ++++ Trump views everything through the lens of business. The media is just another industry and one that isn't worth talking to, offers nothing, has little leverage. That's also why talking to Taiwan is just like talking to yet another CEO. Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (U0lQa) 147
I cannot find any posts by me from before 2006 on minx.cc.
Man, i used to comment in paragraphs. I just phone it in now. Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (0F67M) 148
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM (QDnY+)
Hopefully, Trump spokespeople will learn to yell louder than the established media to ensure "reasoned" discourse! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (wCEn4) 149
135 Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:32 PM (9iR5/)
------------- The Horde has been thinking of you. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 07:49 PM (ZO497) +++ That's right! How are you doing, Old Blue? A great success, I gather? Posted by: washrivergal at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (CFc5L) 150
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People who constantly sneer at others have deep-seated and often violent insecurity issues. Posted by: Anna Puma Why do you say that? WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? What have you heard????? Posted by: pep at December 02, 2016 07:52 PM (LAe3v) 151
For giggles go look up what the name Donald means.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 07:41 PM (BS8yt) ==================== Heh. Awesome ... never knew that. "The name Donald is of Scottish origin. The meaning of Donald is 'world ruler'." Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (mt8X9) 152
You're creative like that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (PY9jH) Pro-tip: Do NOT underestimate the Eris! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (wCEn4) 153
Cliteracy, it's a new word I learned last night. Also a sculpture. Related to schadenbuttons.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (DW+jj) 154
>>Is this something we shouldn't look up on Urban Dictionary?
Naw, it's just work-out that Arrow often does - shirtless - that, uh, showcases his fine abs and stuff... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvxdpv5BKoo Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (NOIQH) 155
Soo, how many never Trumpers have come back here now that Trump is being so awesome with initial cabinet picks and whatnot? I don't keep track closely enough to know, but definitely a few nics back that were too high and mighty for the HQ during the campgaign.
Posted by: PaleRider, link to SMFH funeral expenses for Carl at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (dkExz) 156
>>Man, i used to comment in paragraphs. I just phone it in now.
That's ok, we ignored you then too. Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (UpGcq) 158
I like that you created "schadenbutton" for the female version of schadenboner. You're creative like that. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (PY9jH) --- The news used to depress me, but now it just keeps pressin' that button! *spins around in chair, spilling champagne* Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (EnKk6) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (+477D) 160
Bluebell! Hi! The cardiologist said that the procedure went better than expected. I'm still very sore as they went into the heart on both sides of my groin so I feel like I've been kicked a couple of times, and I'm a little tired yet, but I already have seen some improvement. I want to thank everyone in the Horde for their best wishes and prayers for me and Linda. I'm optimistic of a very good outcome, so thanks again. And I'm sure that the prayers had a lot to do with it. I trusted the surgeon, and I trusted God to guide his hand.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (9iR5/) 161
I saw that special with Gloria Vanderbilt regaling Anderson with tales of her wild youth and "experimentation" in college. He looked skeeved yet fascinated.
If my dear late mother had ever pulled me aside and said, "Let me tell you about my college threesome," I would have run screaming into the garage, closed the door, started the car, and pressed my face against the tailpipe. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:54 PM (PY9jH) 162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsoVYStL6gQ
Posted by: not the mama at December 02, 2016 07:34 PM (EpAnP) I hope this goes viral, I'm glad Scott Adams btought attention to it. Also, I wonder whether that last guy is going to turn Republican in a few years (if he's not a closeted one already), he seemed embarrassed and annoyed at his friends. Posted by: lowtech redneck at December 02, 2016 07:54 PM (egK2C) 163
Don't look at me like that! I'm a product of my environment. You awful people have blasted the dew off this delicate blossom.
Posted by: All Hail Eris ------------------ Hey... same for me. I mean, I was pure as the fcuking snow before I wandered into this landscape of iniquity. Now look at me. Just another sin-stained Moron. Sad, really. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 07:54 PM (ZO497) Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 02, 2016 07:54 PM (U0lQa) 165
The news used to depress me, but now it just keeps pressin' that button!
*spins around in chair, spilling champagne* Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (EnKk6) That ain't just champagne you're spilling. *fetches mop* Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 07:54 PM (0mRoj) 166
That's ok, we ignored you then too.
You guys made much mock when I confessed my desire to pork Janeane Garofalo. Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:55 PM (0F67M) Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2016 07:55 PM (Oi5b2) 168
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (9iR5/)
Congrats on the procedure going so well! Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 07:55 PM (0mRoj) 169
Rachel Maddow and Ana Marie Cox.
BWAHAHAHAHAAA All they needed was Lawrence O'Donnell begging them for a handjob. Posted by: wth at December 02, 2016 07:56 PM (HgMAr) 170
WRT the man.... fuck em and feed em peanuts. They need to be perished faster.
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 02, 2016 07:56 PM (yTnCT) 171
I have to believe Andrew is looking down and smiling at everything happening. I am sure of it.
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 07:56 PM (KIJKy) 172
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (9iR5/)
I guess I missed where you were going through a medical procedure. I do hope whatever you had done went well and you recover quickly. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:56 PM (PY9jH) 173
You guys made much mock when I confessed my desire to pork Janeane Garofalo.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:55 PM (0F67M) I don't think I would have ever told anyone that. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:56 PM (89UPP) 174
>>You guys made much mock when I confessed my desire to pork Janeane Garofalo.
No, no, no. I didn't mock you. I was embarrassed for you. Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 07:56 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:57 PM (NOIQH) 176
MDM not man
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at December 02, 2016 07:57 PM (yTnCT) 177
Wasn't just the conservatives who warned that ObamaCare was bullshit. Matt Taibbi got in front of that. So did Jane Hamsher (no friend of the HQ she).
But Our Betters and the Democratic Party ignored all that. Call Of History, as Olympia Snowe put it. Can't leave the First Black President without a legacy, said the Black Caucus. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 02, 2016 07:57 PM (6FqZa) 178
It prompted Roseta to make the same confession.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:57 PM (0F67M) 179
TV news executives are not seeing a bidding war for Fox News star MeAgain Kelly
https://tinyurl.com/jbcggxt Posted by: Evilpens at December 02, 2016 07:57 PM (y3aQB) 180
>> my desire to pork Janeane Garofalo.
I'd pork Judge Jeanine Pirro, and hell, she's 65. My MILFs are the young man's GMILFs. God, I'm a sick fuck. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 07:58 PM (DW+jj) Posted by: pep at December 02, 2016 07:58 PM (LAe3v) 182
Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (9iR5/). Congrats on the procedure going well Blue. That is my stock prayer for people having surgery "God, guide the surgeon's hands"
Posted by: PaleRider, link to SMFH funeral expenses for Carl at December 02, 2016 07:58 PM (dkExz) 183
For you British subjects, your tax dollars at work - mapping the optimal path to quaff a pint of bitters in every pub in the UK and Northern Ireland
http://www.ufunk.net/en/food/uk-pubs-map/ Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 07:58 PM (+477D) 184
If a U.S. President-elect cannot call Taiwan's elected leader for fear of angering China, then the U.S. does not deserve the right of being called a 'great power".
I am sick of kissing up the China, and letting them bitch slap us just so we can get some cheap goods at Walmart and Amazon. Enough, there are some things more important than cheap goods. Lots of other countries can produce cheap goods that won't then threaten to go to war with us over phone calls, barren rocks with no one one them, and the meaning of international waters which even the the old USSR understood. Posted by: William Eaton at December 02, 2016 07:59 PM (MuTTO) 185
>>TV news executives are not seeing a bidding war for Fox News star MeAgain Kelly
At this point, do any of them command a big salary? Quick - name some news anchor you trust and depend on for the latest news! Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:59 PM (NOIQH) 186
I was never a never trumper. I always said I would vote for him, and I did. I was a really big doubter, however.
I am glad he won. This has been more fun than a barrel of monkeys. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2016 07:59 PM (UpGcq) 187
Anal Marie Cox.
http://tinyurl.com/hucxuyd Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 07:43 PM (/tuJf) You know what's interesting about that thread? There are only about 23 comments. All of the comments after that are spam. Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 02, 2016 07:59 PM (PRtT5) 188
That Arrow dude is an asshat. Freaking superheros, am I right.
Posted by: Dean Winchester at December 02, 2016 07:59 PM (KIJKy) 189
Can't leave the First Black President without a legacy, said the Black Caucus.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 02, 2016 07:57 PM (6FqZa) Oh he's certainly got a legacy. As a cocksmoke shitstain on the history of the country in general and the presidency in particular. I started paying attention to politics in the 90s. I didn't think it would be possible for me to be more embarrassed by a POTUS than I was Clinton. BUT GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS????? Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 07:59 PM (89UPP) 190
TV news executives are not seeing a bidding war for Fox News star MeAgain Kelly
https://tinyurl.com/jbcggxt Posted by: Evilpens at December 02, 2016 07:57 PM (y3aQB) Awwww....last night she was showing Herself at a book signing in FL, and the room wasn't even a third full. And everyone getting a book signed looked to be an octogenarian. She's going down in flames like Princess Choom Boy. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (PY9jH) 191
my desire to pork Janeane Garofalo.
I'd pork Judge Jeanine Pirro, and hell, she's 65. My MILFs are the young man's GMILFs. God, I'm a sick fuck. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 07:58 PM (DW+jj) Why not both at the same time? Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (ej1L0) 192
Leftists can do their stupid crap, wear their stupid shirts with their stupid signs and nothing happens.
We, however, put NRA stickers (or any right wing sticker on our car) wear a political t-shirt or hat and we risk getting our cars vandalized, or worse, harassed in public or maybe even assaulted. I absolutely despise these people. Posted by: Blake at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (WEBkv) 193
Hmmm. Now that you mention it, they are kind of despicable, aren't they.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (cJDvr) 194
I trusted the surgeon, and I trusted God to guide his hand.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (9iR5/) ---------------- That sounds like it went great (well, except for the part about feeling like you've been kicked, but hey). I'm so glad the surgeon was so good. You take it easy, and heal up. If you have a moment, could you please say a prayer for Fenelon? She doesn't seem to be in this thread at the moment. She was in the hospital for 24 hours because she thought she was having a heart attack. She wasn't, but she had very elevated blood pressure. She has to do two services on Sunday and a service project tomorrow, and has to see a cardiologist next week. So good to see you here, Old Blue - and so glad for good news. Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (Zokmo) 195
The fucking of yourselves [in the heart with a knife] will continue until morale improves
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 07:45 PM (7qAYi) Fixed it for you. Posted by: lowtech redneck at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (egK2C) 196
Over at Hot Gas there's an article about how Barry wants to start a digital media company after he leaves office.
On the plus side for Barry, by then there may be even more out-of-work, angry, dejected Hillarians who are looking for a new digital media career path. On the plus side for the rest of us, it should be immensely interesting to see Barry's reaction to Demand meeting his Supply. Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (GdgAM) 197
Great post Laura!
Posted by: Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (Om16U) 198
>>There are only about 23 comments. All of the comments after that are spam.
It was a kinder and gentler time. Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (/tuJf) 199
I don't think I would have ever told anyone that.
Posted by: BCochran1981 --------- sez the carrot guy. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (ZO497) 200
It's not at all hard to find a cogent example of the untrustworthyness of Old Fud Media; just pick a random news article.
For instance, an innocuous little story in a recent Wall Street Journal about the unexpected!(© Instapundit-all rights reserved) sharp increase in defaults in sub-prime auto loans. 16-ish paragraphs on this subject, and no explanation given as to why in hell anybody would be so stupid as to write more of these kind of loans, after the sub-prime house loan debacle? Welps, maybe because THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT leaned on the auto loan people to give out more of these loans because minorities were being refused them at a higher rate? Just because racism, you see. No other reason nope nope nope nope. And we don't want to make the Obama administration look bad, because oh gee whillikers same reason! Racism! But people, it seems, would like to have all the cogent facts in hand in order to make up their own damn minds, in lieu of having a comfy narrative spooned into their mouths. Who'da thunk it? Women, minorities, and The New York Times hardest hit! Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (nd1zx) 201
And three months later, CNN ended Roesgan's contract. Two years later, she found work at a station in New Orleans.
I wonder if she learned anything from the experience. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (SEXy3) 202
When did the hashes appear hear? I predate that by a little.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (0F67M) 203
Please clap.
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (KIJKy) 204
MeAgain's book ain't doing all that grand. Ainsley's book is beating hers.
MeAgain refused to go on Ted Baxter or Hannidiot to promote her book. They all despise her and she despises them now. It's like high school there. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (DW+jj) 205
or here
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (0F67M) Posted by: blaster at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (stTTh) 207
I'm looking forward to Trump calling Kim Jung Un a "fatty". He can say he was even fatter than that beauty contest piggie.
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (fWLrt) 208
If you also look up the name John, it means "gracious Jehovah [God]".
So Donald John Trump is "world ruler gracious God", hence you sometimes see "God Emporer Trump" on The Donald reddit. Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (BS8yt) 209
Ah, Gruber. The dude with the cockatoo.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 02, 2016 08:01 PM (cJDvr) 210
Turned on O'Reilly just in time to see Chris Wallace hyperventilating over Trump's speech... LMAO
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at December 02, 2016 08:02 PM (1dDS6) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2016 08:02 PM (CcNKG) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:02 PM (+477D) 213
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 07:58 PM (+477D)
Now that there is government research I can drink to! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:02 PM (wCEn4) 214
sez the carrot guy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (ZO497) *throat punch* Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:02 PM (89UPP) 215
I am sick of kissing up the China, and letting them bitch slap us just so we can get some cheap goods at Walmart and Amazon.
It's a provocative gesture for sure. Especially since China is one of, if not the biggest holder of US Treasury bonds. When the interest rate to service those bonds rises, we're gonna be in a world of hurt. Posted by: Barky McFuckstick's Rogue Teleprompter at December 02, 2016 08:02 PM (LNoBv) 216
Jane, I had heart surgery to try to correct my A-fib stuff. They run a catheter up the veins in the groin into the top portion of the heart, the atria, and cauterize the nerve endings in there to stop them from short circuiting and causing my heart to beat kind of out of control. The surgeon was very pleased. I am too, from what I'm feeling right now. This has been the first day in over a year that I haven't been aware of my heart beating in my chest. That's how it should be.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 08:02 PM (9iR5/) 217
carrots in chili = corn in shit
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 08:03 PM (fWLrt) 218
If meAgain! leaves Fox, maybe Tucker will move up a time slot.
Posted by: josephistan at December 02, 2016 08:03 PM (7qAYi) Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 02, 2016 08:03 PM (VdICR) 220
TV news executives are not seeing a bidding war for Fox News star MeAgain Kelly
Good, let that sink into that arrogant thing. End up MSNBC or at GQ with Olberman yelling at the walls. Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2016 08:03 PM (auHtY) 221
Kim Jong-Un isn't fat. He's "real sized".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 02, 2016 08:04 PM (cJDvr) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 08:04 PM (ZO497) 223
Tea does not stand for "taxed enough already" dammit. That's just some stupid crap someone came up with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 08:04 PM (39g3+) 224
I wonder if Ainsley could handle a primetime gig by herself?
But I'd give it to Martha MacCallum, I think. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 08:04 PM (DW+jj) 225
Can't see Barry doing anything like a tv show, it would require being on place and on time. But his worshippers would sit around waiting for his show to begin for 45 minutes so maybe it would work.
Posted by: Skip at December 02, 2016 08:04 PM (5sOEp) 226
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If meAgain! leaves Fox, maybe Tucker will move up a time slot. She could up her market value considerably by donning thigh-high leather boots and a riding crop. She already has the haircut and mannerisms so it won't be much of a strain for her. Posted by: pep at December 02, 2016 08:04 PM (LAe3v) 227
178 It prompted Roseta to make the same confession.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 07:57 PM (0F67M) He had extraordinary bad taste in women. *sigh* Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:05 PM (89UPP) 228
..."I want to thank everyone in the Horde for their best wishes and prayers for me and Linda. I'm optimistic of a very good outcome, so thanks again. And I'm sure that the prayers had a lot to do with it. I trusted the surgeon, and I trusted God to guide his hand."
-Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 07:53 PM (9iR5/) I'll continue to pray for your Beloved's continued comfort under His Grace. Know that we awaited your return with good news. Continued Blessings, good sir! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), # Free Cthulhu (T) at December 02, 2016 08:05 PM (6gk0M) 229
MeAgain: She-Wulf of the Media????
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:05 PM (+477D) 230
I thought salmon ladders were used by women when they have sex with pro athelets or rock stars?
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (sFofr) 231
I do really appreciate the roundup though, its good to have this kind of thing handy to remind people if they conveniently forget the contempt and mockery throw at us for years. The hate and derision, straight up insults and fury.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (39g3+) 232
I think Barry is torn between being a TV host or a golf pro. Equal talent for both. Tough call.
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (fWLrt) Posted by: washrivergal at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (CFc5L) 234
carrots in chili = corn in shit
Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2016 08:03 PM (fWLrt) If a man wants carrots.... Oh forget it. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (ej1L0) 235
Jane, I had heart surgery to try to correct my A-fib
stuff. They run a catheter up the veins in the groin into the top portion of the heart, the atria, and cauterize the nerve endings in there to stop them from short circuiting and causing my heart to beat kind of out of control. The surgeon was very pleased. I am too, from what I'm feeling right now. This has been the first day in over a year that I haven't been aware of my heart beating in my chest. That's how it should be. Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 08:02 PM (9iR5/) I am so glad it went well. It's amazing how far treatment for heart issues has come. And prayers for Fenelon. I was in her place last year, thinking I was having a heart attack. I had extremely high blood pressure. I'm on meds now, but can't stand the condescending doctor I'm seeing. All the great doctors I wanted to see are no longer taking patients, so of course I got in to see the doctor who gets some of the worst reviews. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (PY9jH) 236
I am sick of kissing up the China, and letting them bitch slap us just so we can get some cheap goods at Walmart and Amazon. Years ago I was watching Chris Matthews whining that we weren't allowing China to have "FACE" which is apparently some Asian thing that WE are not allowed to have. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (IqV8l) 237
I wish my dad would have lived one more year to see this. I know the dirt on his grave was churning when Trump got in but I bet he bounced it right out of his grave when Mattis got in.
Posted by: dartist at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (Cf0i2) 238
>>But I'd give it to Martha MacCallum, I think.
She's great. Also, more Catherine Herridge - she is so good. Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (0F67M) 240
P.S.: I saw your posts and I'll continue to pray for you.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), # Free Cthulhu (T) at December 02, 2016 08:07 PM (6gk0M) 241
Thanks for that, Sharkman. That's great news.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 07:46 PM (Zokmo) I would love it if the new Justice Department decided to go after Planned Parenthood with a vengeance. Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2016 08:07 PM (CS7jF) 242
Trump views everything through the lens of business. The media is just another industry and one that isn't worth talking to, offers nothing, has little leverage. That's also why talking to Taiwan is just like talking to yet another CEO.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (U0lQa) ================= Good point. Need to get used to and work at putting his decisions and actions into the context of a businessman ... Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 08:07 PM (mt8X9) 243
Bluebell, prayers up for Fenelon.
Posted by: Deplorable Old Blue at December 02, 2016 08:07 PM (9iR5/) 244
I do really appreciate the roundup though, its good to have this kind of thing handy to remind people if they conveniently forget the contempt and mockery throw at us for years. The hate and derision, straight up insults and fury.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (39g3+) --------------------- Agreed. This is a great collection. Even if it makes my bp go up to read/watch. Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:07 PM (Zokmo) 245
and no fashion sense despite being a man-lesbian.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (0F67M) Lmao Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:07 PM (89UPP) 246
I appteciate the record, but I cannot bear to listen to tbrse assholes.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 02, 2016 08:08 PM (cJDvr) 247
You know, I read the headline as "This Is Why We Have Hump", and expected Laura to clue us in on how she was so sorely afflicted in the first place.
Rock on, Laura! If you played the bass guitar, you'd fit right in. They all have 'em. Heavy damn things, bass guitars. Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 02, 2016 08:08 PM (nd1zx) 248
*throat punch*
Posted by: BCochran1981 --------------- Thanks, man. Saved me from the chili. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 08:04 PM (ZO497) Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:08 PM (PY9jH) 249
To nobody's surprise, Lisa Boothe was on the Five today, and of course had the Kimberly Guilfoyle "here are my legs and bust in cameo" chair.
Lisa is very easy on the eyes, but I think she's not that bright. Posted by: pep at December 02, 2016 08:09 PM (LAe3v) 250
163 Don't look at me like that! I'm a product of my environment. You awful people have blasted the dew off this delicate blossom.
Posted by: All Hail Eris ------------------ Hey... same for me. I mean, I was pure as the fcuking snow before I wandered into this landscape of iniquity. Now look at me. Just another sin-stained Moron. Sad, really. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2016 07:54 PM (ZO497) Sadder, but Wiser? Posted by: Don Q. at December 02, 2016 08:09 PM (qf6WZ) 251
I would love it if the new Justice Department decided to go after Planned Parenthood with a vengeance.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 02, 2016 08:07 PM (CS7jF) I'd like to see the Texas case open up the PP operation for the world to see them as the body parts harvesting, DNC money laundering organization that it is. Posted by: Barky McFuckstick's Rogue Teleprompter at December 02, 2016 08:09 PM (LNoBv) 252
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:06 PM (PY9jH)
What's the story on Fenelon? I have very intermittent access to the internet here at the asylum. Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:10 PM (wCEn4) 253
Hey do you think that the media will want to advertise and say how wonderful and brace she is?
http://churchpop.com/2016/05/09/ first-muslim-miss-usa-winner-becomes-catholic/ Remove the space Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2016 08:10 PM (/klSD) 254
Do any of you Morons use Sprint data service and a hotspot for your network access? I'm considering trying it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (0F67M) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (EnKk6) 256
What's the story on Fenelon? I have very intermittent access to the internet here at the asylum.
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:10 PM (wCEn4) bluebell just said up-thread that she was in the hospital thinking she was having a heart attack, but it was very high blood pressure. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (PY9jH) 257
242 Trump views everything through the lens of business. The media is just another industry and one that isn't worth talking to, offers nothing, has little leverage. That's also why talking to Taiwan is just like talking to yet another CEO.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at December 02, 2016 07:51 PM (U0lQa) ================= Good point. Need to get used to and work at putting his decisions and actions into the context of a businessman ... Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 08:07 PM (mt8X9) If you want a better deal with Coke, you talk to Pepsi... Duh.... Posted by: Don Q. at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (qf6WZ) 258
I remember taking my 3 year old daughter to a Tea Party rally in Knoxville, TN all those years ago.
She was wearing a triangle hat we purchased in Williamsburg and got "interviewed" by a local political talk radio show. The host made some kiddy small talk with her about how cute she was and such and at the end he asked her if she had something to tell the politicians out there listening. Without missing a beat or coaching from me she said "Stop spending my money!". I've been really proud of her many times over the years, but I'm not sure anything will ever top that moment. Daddy's little girl, then and forever! Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 02, 2016 08:12 PM (3a1DM) 259
bluebell just said up-thread that she was in the hospital thinking she was having a heart attack, but it was very high blood pressure.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (PY9jH) Hope she's ok. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2016 08:12 PM (92kX2) 260
http://kriscarr.com/recipe/apple-carrot-quinoa-chili/
For your delectation. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (EnKk6) No need to click on link. I just read it and threw up in my mouth. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:13 PM (PY9jH) 261
bluebell just said up-thread that she was in the hospital thinking she was having a heart attack, but it was very high blood pressure.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (PY9jH) Same damn thing happened with my mom early this year. Scary as hell. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:13 PM (89UPP) 262
bluebell just said up-thread that she was in the hospital thinking she was having a heart attack, but it was very high blood pressure.
Posted by: Jane D'oh **** Glad she is ok. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:13 PM (hVdx9) 263
ABC evening news led off with ten minutes of Racism In The Age Of Trump (TM), going first with the Charleston jury and its being deadlocked by one 40 year old white juror, the case of the police shooting.
The next one being the road rage shooting in Texas, showing wonderful glowing pics of the dead black footballer, the blonde white shooter shown sitting next to the car. Then local channel 7 goes with the lady hospital doc, an anesthesiologist, who resigned for a tweet she did a while back saying about Mooch: "monkey-face" and "ebonics." They editorialize the story saying this is the first of many more to come. Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 02, 2016 08:13 PM (U6f54) Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 08:13 PM (PeNEi) 265
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (PY9jH)
Thanks, Fenelon is a very special person, so my prayers will include her immediately! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:14 PM (wCEn4) 266
Quick - name some news anchor you trust and depend on for the latest news!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 07:59 PM (NOIQH) ================ Me! Posted by: The Love Child of Dan Rather and Brian Williams at December 02, 2016 08:14 PM (mt8X9) 267
Blaster that is some funny shit. To FB with it lol. More cowbell.
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 08:14 PM (KIJKy) 268
bluebell just said up-thread that she was in the hospital thinking she was having a heart attack, but it was very high blood pressure.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (PY9jH) ------------- Yes, Hrothgar - see my post at 194. j She was on a couple of threads ago and told us about it, that's how I know. Both grammie and I were hoping she could find someone to take the church services for her on Sunday, but she says there is no one. So I know she'll appreciate all the prayers. Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:14 PM (Zokmo) 269
I wonder if Ainsley could handle a primetime gig by herself?
But I'd give it to Martha MacCallum, I think. **** MacCallum or, preferably, Trish Regan Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2016 08:14 PM (SEXy3) Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 02, 2016 08:15 PM (0F67M) 271
All Hail Eris, that 'recipe' is grounds for charges of Crimes Against Humanity. And lets Cochran off the hook for being a food criminal...
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:15 PM (+477D) 272
Troll them for revenge. Troll them for hate's sake. Troll them until they cry.
It's fun. I can't wait for inauguration day. At the office, I think I will pass out fruit punch in paper cups with the presidential seal on it and put Fox News up on the big monitor. Posted by: Log Cabin at December 02, 2016 08:15 PM (Wdipr) 273
ABC evening news led off with ten minutes of Racism In The Age Of Trump (TM), going first with the Charleston jury and its being deadlocked by one 40 year old white juror, the case of the police shooting.
The next one being the road rage shooting in Texas, showing wonderful glowing pics of the dead black footballer, the blonde white shooter shown sitting next to the car. Then local channel 7 goes with the lady hospital doc, an anesthesiologist, who resigned for a tweet she did a while back saying about Mooch: "monkey-face" and "ebonics." They editorialize the story saying this is the first of many more to come. Posted by: the littl shyning man **** Good. People LOVE being scolded. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:15 PM (hVdx9) 274
Payers up for bluebell.
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 08:15 PM (KIJKy) 275
I remember the Outrage Du Jour.
Everything the JEF has done while in office has negatively impacted my life in some way. Glad he will be leaving soon. Also very glad to have an extremely Alpha Male coming into the White House. He's gonna kick somebody's ass. Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:15 PM (Z56vq) 276
If you want a better deal with Coke, you talk to Pepsi... Duh.... Posted by: Don Q. at December 02, 2016 08:11 PM (qf6 +++ I found a fiendish bottle of Pepsi in my refrigerator. I forgot I brought it home on Thanksgiving when we were divvying up the leftovers and beverages. So now every time I open the door, I look at it with scorn. Posted by: washrivergal at December 02, 2016 08:16 PM (CFc5L) 277
I love what LauraW brings to this site.
Posted by: Warden at December 02, 2016 08:16 PM (FmCfS) 278
Without missing a beat or coaching from me she said "Stop spending my money!".
I've been really proud of her many times over the years, but I'm not sure anything will ever top that moment. Daddy's little girl, then and forever! Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 02, 2016 08:12 PM (3a1DM) --------------- That is so awesome! Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:16 PM (Zokmo) 279
Daddy's little girl, then and forever!
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 02, 2016 08:12 PM (3a1DM) Sounds like you have done a great job raising her! Congrats. Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:16 PM (wCEn4) 280
No need to click on link. I just read it and threw up in my mouth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:13 PM (PY9jH) ---- So it's almost like experiencing it. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:16 PM (EnKk6) Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (PeNEi) 282
271 All Hail Eris, that 'recipe' is grounds for charges of Crimes Against Humanity. And lets Cochran off the hook for being a food criminal...
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:15 PM (+477D) I will snatch that tail right off you. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (89UPP) 283
I wonder if Ainsley could handle a primetime gig by herself?
But I'd give it to Martha MacCallum, I think. **** MacCallum or, preferably, Trish Regan Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2016 08:14 PM (SEXy3) Sandra Smith Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (auHtY) 284
Payers up for bluebell.
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 08:15 PM (KIJKy) ------------- Well, I'll take any payers, sure, but the prayers are for Fenelon, not me . Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (Zokmo) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (+477D) 286
Believe it or not, Martha is 52
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (M3DRt) 287
shyning man, abc does not report news. they are like all the rest, just a bunch of mewling, inanimate, fucktards reading opinions. you know what they say about opinions.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (KP5rU) 288
I love what LauraW brings to this site.
Posted by: Warden at December 02, 2016 08:16 PM (FmCfS) ---------------- Seconded. And I really like your posts too, Warden. Very thoughtful. Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (Zokmo) 289
I heard a rumor that CNN is going to offer Kelly a 40 million contract. Please CNN please.
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at December 02, 2016 08:18 PM (KIJKy) 290
Well, I'll take any payers, sure, but the prayers are for Fenelon, not me .
Posted by: bluebell **** Save Fenelon!!! Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:18 PM (hVdx9) 291
you know what they say about opinions.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (KP5rU) They're all worthless except for mine? Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2016 08:18 PM (auHtY) 292
Evening Anna!
I think it's time we drop that stale joke about Cochran's chili and find some new thing to slander him with. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:18 PM (EnKk6) 293
196 Over at Hot Gas there's an article about how Barry wants to start a digital media company after he leaves office.
Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at December 02, 2016 08:00 PM (GdgAM) =============== It'll run a 24x7 loop on the merits of, and need to, immediately repeal the 22nd Amendment. [Forget Supply and Demand -- it'll be funded by the Soetoro Global Initiative ...] Barry 2020!!! Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (mt8X9) 294
Martha is one classy dame. She has theater training and used to work there in her young days. You ought to see pictures of her in her 20s. She was a knock out. She still is now, but back then, wow.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (DW+jj) 295
289 I heard a rumor that CNN is going to offer Kelly a 40 million contract. Please CNN please.
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at December 02, 2016 08:18 PM (KIJKy) Is this what is known as a 'whisper campaign'? Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (92kX2) 296
A question from a NY Times reporter? Call on the reporter, but note that Walter Duranty was a lying commie and the Times has never returned its Pullet Surprise.
A question from CBS? Call on the reporter, but ask if they will write a fake story but with a little accuracy thrown in? Add your own favorites. Posted by: A Cat in Mister Rogers' Neighborhood at December 02, 2016 07:44 PM (RIzwy) Naw, for the NYT always refer to the reporter being from the Carlos Slim Personal Blog. Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (J70i0) 297
Sandra Smith
**** Not a fan. It's not that she's bad, but she can't hold my attention for five minutes. Trish Regan is smart, sharp, and doesn't pull punches. She's like a female Tucker Carlson. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (SEXy3) 298
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:14 PM (Zokmo)
I swear I've been reading all the comments (except Cochran's) so I don't know how I missed it! Thanks for the reference! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (wCEn4) 299
I think it's time we drop that stale joke about Cochran's chili and find some new thing to slander him with.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:18 PM (EnKk6) --------------- I'm just really sorry that Carrot Man left the sidebar. I loved his maniacal orange smile. Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (Zokmo) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (+477D) 301
"Hey, Chang, or whatever, you made that deal with Jimmy Carter. JIMMY CARTER! Do I in any way resemble that damned gomer? Now, do I?"
"Plus, I know you've funneled a lot of money into Democrat election coffers through factors like Buddhist monks and other cut-outs. That didn't buy ME, buddy, no matter that we all look alike to you." "I know that my predecessor what's-his-name started letting our nuke store decay, well, I just did a PERSONAL walk-and-count my own self, and we've STILL got plenty of bottled sunshine well within its sell-by date that nobody in their right mind would yank that particular chain." "So, whaddya gonna do? Stop dumping cheap steel over here? Cut off Wal-Mart from all your cheesy Made-With-Pride-In-China-By-Happy-Slave-Labor garbage?" "Talk to your accountants. You need me more than I need you, bozo. And, have a nice day!" Posted by: Donald Trump, Author Of Art Of The Deal. Bitch! at December 02, 2016 08:20 PM (nd1zx) 302
bluebell I saw that after I posted. Prayers up for Fenelon. But one up for you to since I think you are a classy lady
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 08:20 PM (KIJKy) 303
196 Over at Hot Gas there's an article about how Barry wants to start a digital media company after he leaves office.
He's going to get a real job? Oh hahahahaha! Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:20 PM (Z56vq) 304
I think it's time we drop that stale joke about Cochran's chili and find some new thing to slander him with.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:18 PM (EnKk6) You need to set a higher bar for yourself! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:21 PM (wCEn4) 305
300 Slander or slather?
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (+477D) Why not slathering slander? Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2016 08:21 PM (92kX2) Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:21 PM (Zokmo) 307
Great post!
Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2016 08:21 PM (q177U) 308
>>>277 I love what LauraW brings to this site.
Posted by: Warden ditto. and to you too Warden. ALL the current cobs kick ass. Posted by: concrete girl at December 02, 2016 08:21 PM (JlPEQ) 309
I'm just really sorry that Carrot Man left the sidebar. I loved his maniacal orange smile.
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:19 PM (Zokmo) --- I loved Carrot Man! Cochran, can you use your influence to put him back on the sidebar? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:22 PM (EnKk6) 310
196 Over at Hot Gas there's an article about how Barry wants to start a digital media company after he leaves office.
He's going to get a real job? Oh hahahahaha! Posted by: ALH **** It will be broadcasting gay male porn 24x7. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:22 PM (hVdx9) 311
I both love and despise all of you assholes. You know that right?
Ahhhh....glad to be back amongst the Horde. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:22 PM (89UPP) 312
Those orange bits in the chili aren't carrots, they're habanero's baby!
Posted by: Max Power at December 02, 2016 08:22 PM (q177U) 313
I loved Carrot Man!
Cochran, can you use your influence to put him back on the sidebar? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:22 PM (EnKk6) *stares warily at you people* The heck is Carrot Man? Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:23 PM (89UPP) 314
Fuck you too, Cochran. Fuck you too! *sniff*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:23 PM (EnKk6) 315
"So, whaddya gonna do? Cut off Wal-Mart from all your cheesy Made-With-Pride-In-China-By-Happy-Slave-Labor garbage?" THAT'S what would cause riots. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2016 08:23 PM (IqV8l) 316
Hi BC, where have you been hiding yourself?
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:24 PM (Z56vq) 317
The heck is Carrot Man?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:23 PM (89UPP) -------------- Well, I just assumed it was a portrait of you. No? Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:24 PM (Zokmo) 318
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:20 PM (Z56vq)
Obama has never worked a day in his life and he's not about to start now; however, a media start-up is a great way to channel some slush fund money into his coffers so he can continue to live the good life! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:25 PM (wCEn4) 319
I put on my waders but they weren't enough to cross the river of the lefty tears. I'll try stilts next.
Posted by: Hank at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (x6cp9) 320
288 I love what LauraW brings to this site.
Posted by: Warden at December 02, 2016 08:16 PM (FmCfS) ---------------- Seconded. And I really like your posts too, Warden. Very thoughtful. Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (Zokmo) Yes, Warden, I saw the Scopes Trial post earlier while I was at work. Very interesting, and there was a lot I didn't know about the trial and the movie. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (sdi6R) 321
Cochran, I just had a flashback to the video of you dancing at your daughter's dance recital.
And then I remembered Napoleon Dynamite's dance number. Not that they were alike, mind you. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (IqV8l) 323
barry starting a digital media company would be like me starting a nuclear propulsion lab.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (KP5rU) 324
316 Hi BC, where have you been hiding yourself?
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:24 PM (Z56vq) I pretty much abandoned all social media online stuff for a good long while. I got tired of being yelled at and called names. Add to that the shoulder surgery in mid September.... AtC was telling me earlier this week that the Horde was in fine form and very chill post election, so I decided to reenter the world. Plus I was bored and missed you assholes. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (89UPP) 325
chavez, LOL
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 08:27 PM (QDnY+) 326
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:20 PM (Z56vq)
Obama has never worked a day in his life and he's not about to start now; however, a media start-up is a great way to channel some slush fund money into his coffers so he can continue to live the good life! Posted by: Hrothgar **** He'll finally get that gold plated glory hole Reggie has always wanted. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:27 PM (hVdx9) 327
Just saw on Instapundit that Trump took a call from Taiwan's president. I did not know that we had absolutely no diplomatic relationship with them and he was the first president to take a call from them since 1979?!
Carter, you Il Douche. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2016 08:27 PM (92kX2) 328
Posted by: concrete girl at December 02, 2016 08:21 PM (JlPEQ)
I remain convinced there is NO other site with an equivalent complement of blogmasters (and commenters)! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:27 PM (wCEn4) 329
I read this Paul Krugman article and go "WTF, who writes this drivel?" Who the hell is this guy?...so I do a image search with his pic which was attached to the essay he wrote and it returned "scrunt". Now not knowing what a "scrunt" is I binged that and it returned a pic of...Paul Krugman!
I still don't know what the hell is going on here. Is this some kind of twilight zone? Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2016 08:27 PM (Zv93s) Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2016 08:27 PM (a62hT) 331
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The heck is Carrot Man? Posted by: BCochran1981 http://tinyurl.com/zfhn33o Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (IqV8l) I do not understand "carrot man." Will some kind moron enlighten me? Posted by: Emmie at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (xVuS6) 332
The heck is Carrot Man?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:23 PM (89UPP) ---- He was the antagonist du jour on the olde sci fi show Lost In Space. I remember seeing this episode as a kid and thinking the show had really gone to hell in a handbag: http://lostinspace.wikia.com/wiki/The_Great_Vegetable_Rebellion It was the "Spock's Brain" of Lost in Space (not that a jock like you would get that reference wither). Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (EnKk6) 333
BC right back at you. Since the election of Hillary will never be president I sense a glow from this place. I found this place just after 08 so maybe I have never seen the Horde this happy. It's like we are all giddy. Not just because there hope for the future (which there is), but because leftist are in full on melt down mode.
Breitbart became exactly what Andrew thought it would. A huge political force to rival the MSM. Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (KIJKy) 334
Former Enron Financial Adviser Paul Krugman
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (0F67M) 335
I can't believe you missed our assholes, BC. That's the main commodity here at the HQ.
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (Z56vq) 336
>>barry starting a digital media company would be like me starting a nuclear propulsion lab.
Heh. It would be Soros and someone like Podesta starting a media company and Obama being the ceremonial CEO. Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (NOIQH) 337
321 Cochran, I just had a flashback to the video of you dancing at your daughter's dance recital.
And then I remembered Napoleon Dynamite's dance number. Not that they were alike, mind you. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (PY9jH) HAHAHAHA. There's 3 of them up on youtube from the last 3 years. I'm actually rehearsing for this year's which is in a couple weeks. This year? This year I'm front and center. I'm the lead. *preens* Yes, there will be video and I will make sure to link it. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (89UPP) 338
Gosh, I hope everything gets sorted out for Fenelon and she can return to her normal routine in health. She always reminds me of a sort of pre-school attendant, like we'd stop pulling pigtails and sticking crayons up our noses and throwing blocks whenever she steps into a thread.
Well, I mean, we'd still do it, we'd just feel a little guilty about it. Posted by: hogmartin at December 02, 2016 08:29 PM (8nWyX) 339
Forget the waders and the stilts. I'll just pole vault across the River of Lefty Tears using my schadenboner. That's the ticket.
Posted by: Hank at December 02, 2016 08:29 PM (x6cp9) 340
I saw Carrot Top open for Widespread Panic. Serious.
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:29 PM (M3DRt) 341
#327 I am surprised the JEF just didn't give Taiwan to his Bejing Betters.
Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2016 08:29 PM (Zv93s) 342
Amen; prayers for Fenelon.
Posted by: Emmie at December 02, 2016 08:29 PM (xVuS6) 343
I can't believe you missed our assholes, BC. That's the main commodity here at the HQ.
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (Z56vq) Mine especially! Posted by: Hope Solo at December 02, 2016 08:30 PM (GUBah) 344
336 >>barry starting a digital media company would be like me starting a nuclear propulsion lab.
Heh. It would be Soros and someone like Podesta starting a media company and Obama being the ceremonial CEO. Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2016 08:28 PM (NOIQH) I'm sure they would give him a nice office. Maybe REAL marble columns this time. And a train set in the corner for Joey to play with. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2016 08:30 PM (92kX2) 345
http://tinyurl.com/zfhn33o
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (IqV8l) That's only slightly horrifying. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:30 PM (89UPP) 346
What Podesta? The pizza guy?
Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2016 08:30 PM (9n0dl) 347
"When the interest rate to service those bonds rises, we're gonna be in a world of hurt."
defualt on each and every bond held by a communist (including "American" citizen leftists). communists don't believe in money...or so they say Posted by: Grad School Fool at December 02, 2016 08:30 PM (swEzU) 348
Trump's gloat tour is going to drive the media insane.
They will not recover from their ass kicking. I am waiting for a CNN reporter's kid to come home and ask his daddy why he works for a bunch of lying cocksuckers. It will happen Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:31 PM (NbJXF) 349
Mine especially!
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 02, 2016 08:30 PM (GUBah) *types* *deletes* Some things really should just be reserved for the Memorial Day ONT. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:31 PM (89UPP) 350
Thank you, All Hail Eris.
Posted by: Emmie at December 02, 2016 08:31 PM (xVuS6) 351
Add to that the shoulder surgery in mid September....
AtC was telling me earlier this week that the Horde was in fine form and very chill post election, so I decided to reenter the world. Plus I was bored and missed you assholes. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (89UPP) We've missed you, too. How is the shoulder? Husband had surgery to repair a botched surgery two years ago, back in October right after the hurricane. The surgeon said the bones in his right hand are "mush" and it may never heal, whatever the hell that means. He's been having to sleep sitting up in a chair ever since, with his arm in this thing that keeps his hand above his heart. Last night his shoulder spasmed something awful. Doc says it will be months before he is "kind of" healed. Hope you and he get much better really, really soon. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:31 PM (PY9jH) 352
341 #327 I am surprised the JEF just didn't give Taiwan to his Bejing Betters.
Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2016 08:29 PM (Zv93s) Shhhh, don't give him ideas, he's still got more than six weeks of power! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:31 PM (wCEn4) Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 02, 2016 08:31 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:32 PM (Z56vq) 355
340 I saw Carrot Top open for Widespread Panic. Serious.
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:29 PM (M3DRt) Ha! Carrot Top is a huge fan. Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 08:32 PM (sFofr) 356
#336 Podesta's starting a child care center. rumor
Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2016 08:32 PM (Zv93s) Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:32 PM (Zokmo) 358
lol youse guys. I've been lurking since around 07. I do believe this is the happiest the horde has been too.
Hhillary will never be president. Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2016 08:33 PM (a62hT) 359
It's not just the meltdowns (which are kind of shocking). Or the insane stuff like on that video someone linked of the stupid disturbed people harassing the guy in his apt. common area.
It's the ongoing, jaw-dropping display of stupidity and arrogance by people who, for reasons passing understanding, have access to a mic and TV. Limbaugh has been playing some of these clips since the election. It's truly stunning stuff. And a reminder of what we're up against. The country will only be OK somewhat despite itself, best as I can tell. Ignorance and stupidity somehow became huge assets in our civic culture when I wasn't looking. Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 08:33 PM (QDnY+) 360
Still hacking and sniffling, but better, thanks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:33 PM (EnKk6) Posted by: LASue at December 02, 2016 08:33 PM (R2dMB) 362
Did everybody see Gergen call Trump a 'son of a bitch?'
http://crooksandliars.com/cltv/2016/12/david-gergen-calls-trump-son-bitch Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2016 08:33 PM (OkKDg) 363
I am waiting for a CNN reporter's kid to come home and ask his daddy why he works for a bunch of lying cocksuckers. Oh my. Posted by: George Takei at December 02, 2016 08:33 PM (Z56vq) 364
It seems people forget that Gaylord has been snubbing the Republic of China since getting into office. How else to explain cancelling selling Taipei new F-16s? It kept Taiwan weak and it degraded American influence in the region.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:34 PM (+477D) 365
I too was a tainted sinner and participant of the AOS lifestyle before I ever discovered this place.
But now I do shameful things with pudding. Thanks, I guess... Posted by: The Bloob at December 02, 2016 08:34 PM (v8aCN) 366
355, he gives me the creeps
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (M3DRt) Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (qUNWi) 368
Huma's opening a girlbar. Anthony will be the door lecher.
Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (Zv93s) 369
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (89UPP)
'Bout time you showed up. Fuckin slacker. Damn glad you're here again. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (LNoBv) 370
Speaking of pudding, has Gushka been around?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (hVdx9) 371
Lol rickl nice. Is that from the Columbian made tv show Pablo Escobar, Lord of Death. Cause it looks like it. A very good tv show btw. On Netflix.
Posted by: prophet at December 02, 2016 08:36 PM (KIJKy) 372
Odd, I don't remember any of those clips. Either I am showing early signs of dementia, or I turned my TV off in 2009. Could be both. Posted by: Charlie at December 02, 2016 08:36 PM (pCXvH) 373
Did everybody see Gergen call Trump a 'son of a bitch?'
http://crooksandliars.com/cltv/2016/12/david-gergen-calls-trump-son-bitch Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2016 08:33 PM (OkKDg) my my my someone is all butt hurt Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2016 08:36 PM (auHtY) 374
--------------- That is so awesome! Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:16 PM (Zokmo) Always tried to keep her involved and learning the countries history. 2015 was a banner year. She got to shake Ben Carson's hand at a book signing, walk through protesters screaming obscenities via bullhorn in her way to hear our President-Elect speak during the primaries and meet Ted Cruz at a speech at a local high school. Ted especially liked her homemade doll of the Grinch in a pink Hillary coat (fashioned after his Timeless Christmas Classics commercial "The Grinch Whom Lost Her Emails). I took her classmate to all of those events as well and promised them both that they had just heard/met the future President of the United States. I'm very happy the election didn't make a liar out of me. Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 02, 2016 08:36 PM (3a1DM) 375
Nice to have LauraW grace the place with her awesome self!
Posted by: Emmie at December 02, 2016 08:36 PM (xVuS6) 376
Widespread Panic is a great band, neat songs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 08:37 PM (39g3+) 377
I see in the news that Andrew Sachs, Hapless Waiter on the BBC Sitcom 'Fawlty Towers,' Dies at 86
Love that show and character even though I think they only aired a handful of episodes. Even funnier I was describing to a spanish friend the show and he said, "Oh, yes we had that in Spain too!" And I replied "But wow, the spanish waiter was the but of every joke. I wouldn't think it would be very well received". So he told me in Spain the waiter was a dumb italian and everybody loved it! Posted by: bananaDream at December 02, 2016 08:37 PM (Ag8Mw) 378
368 Huma's opening a girlbar. Anthony will be the door lecher.
Posted by: torabora at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (Zv93s) I think standing at the door, shirtless and oiled up might be a turn off for some. Of course, maybe that is the 'mode'. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 02, 2016 08:37 PM (92kX2) 379
Nate Silver says if Huskies win tonight, 97% chance of being in playoffs. Please let it be so. RTR!!
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:37 PM (M3DRt) 380
Huma's opening a girlbar. Anthony will be the door lecher.
Posted by: torabora **** For a $1000 Hillary fans can smell Huma's breath after she "spends time with Hillary". Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:37 PM (hVdx9) 381
Laura, you forgot to link the clip of Nancy Pelosi walking around Capitol Hill with her big gavel after they passed Obamacare, trying to provoke the Tea Party.
That was always seared into my memory. Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:37 PM (Z56vq) 382
337 BCochran1981
I'm looking forward to this year's video. Your daughters are adorable, and have weaponized cuteness, in a good way. Let's have that shoulder heal already. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 02, 2016 08:37 PM (u82oZ) 383
@362
So I guess Trump didn't use any KY when he stuck his dick up Gergen's ass and he is still butt hurt? What a dickhead. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:38 PM (NbJXF) Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 08:38 PM (qUNWi) 385
Hey, when do they announce the college bowl games?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2016 08:38 PM (1G5R8) 386
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2016 08:36 PM (auHtY)
How tragic that globalism is now dead! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:38 PM (wCEn4) Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (r/0kC) 388
Ah, Susan Roesgen.... I remember her as a reporter on WWL in NOLA back in the day. She has a reputation as a See You Next Tuesday back then and I think this little episode linked above cost her job, IIRC.
Posted by: Commissar M at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (vcIHi) 389
Ace will be thrilled. Amy Shumer is doing to play "the epitome of the female role model" live action Barbie.
(Newsbusters) You can't make this stuff up. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (PY9jH) 390
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Those orange bits in the chili aren't carrots, they're habanero's baby! Habaneros have babies? Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (Oi5b2) 391
We've missed you, too. How is the shoulder? Husband had surgery to repair a botched surgery two years ago, back in October right after the hurricane. The surgeon said the bones in his right hand are "mush" and it may never heal, whatever the hell that means. He's been having to sleep sitting up in a chair ever since, with his arm in this thing that keeps his hand above his heart. Last night his shoulder spasmed something awful. Doc says it will be months before he is "kind of" healed.
Hope you and he get much better really, really soon. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:31 PM (PY9jH) I had a torn labrum. Also once they got in there they saw a bunch of scar tissue on my rotator cuff, so they went ahead and took care of that. Plus they cut some muscle leading from my shoulder over into my chest because it was "really tight". Annnnnd of course it also appears that I'm rocking some Frozen Shoulder. Yay diabetes. I hope he gets to feeling better. How's D'Oh Boy? I was in PT yesterday and there was a girl on the next table over. Recovering from a torn ACL. My PT was working on her too. "Hey, how goes the enlistment thing?" "They won't let me enlist until 12 months post surgery. No matter what." "But at 12 months you're good? You're enlisting in the Marines?" "Yeah" Me "I don't mean to be nosey, but why the Marines?" She looks me dead in the eye, half shrug, "Duty, Loyalty, Honor, Country." That got her a fist bump. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (89UPP) 392
I don't want to go on the cart.
Posted by: Globalism at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (0F67M) 393
Now that we know how to fight the media, we can't let them pretend to reform. They will always lie, and always lie on behalf of the left. They must be destroyed.
Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (zLDYs) 394
Wow, Malcolm, that is all just amazing. I hope you got some photos that you can show her as she gets older. Who knows, maybe she'll be the first female president?
'Cause it's not going to be Hillary!!!!! Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (Zokmo) 395
Pet Thread tomorrow!
Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (Sfs6o) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 02, 2016 08:40 PM (39g3+) 397
Racist smurfs need to end apartheid and give all people free access to smurf village. We are not less than smurfs simply because our skin is not blue.
Posted by: liberal Gargamel at December 02, 2016 08:40 PM (rH4JY) 398
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 08:38 PM (qUNWi)
Time runs together. Now that I think about it, some of that had to spill over until early this year as well. Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 02, 2016 08:41 PM (3a1DM) 399
Posted by: Charlie at December 02, 2016 08:36 PM (pCXvH)
I'm almost thinking I may have to get directv again! Nah... Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:41 PM (wCEn4) 400
Smurf = nazi.
Posted by: liberal Gargamel at December 02, 2016 08:41 PM (rH4JY) 401
Did anyone else see on O'R that Amhest MA flies the UN flag at it's city hall, not the US flag.
http://tinyurl.com/go6ear6 Fcuking Yankees. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:41 PM (NbJXF) 402
'Bout time you showed up. Fuckin slacker. Damn glad you're here again.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (LNoBv) Ha! Thank you sir! 370 Speaking of pudding, has Gushka been around? Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (hVdx9) I was talking with her last night. I'll see if I can get her to come say hello on the ONT. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:41 PM (89UPP) 403
Hillary will never be President despite how much I tried to make it so. Do you guys want to talk about my new book about me and how awesome I am? I hear that CNN really wants me come on over and pay me 1 trillion dollars. You have to admit me and my lazy eye are totally worth it.
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at December 02, 2016 08:41 PM (KIJKy) 404
383. Sunday, prob. Abt 6 or 7 est
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:41 PM (M3DRt) Posted by: Conor T. Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:42 PM (wCEn4) Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:42 PM (NbJXF) 407
370 Speaking of pudding, has Gushka been around?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (hVdx9) I was talking with her last night. I'll see if I can get her to come say hello on the ONT. Posted by: BCochran1981 **** As long as she's ok. That's all that matters. So many people getting sick and injured lately. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (hVdx9) 408
Nip Sip, if we kick the UN out of the US, can we get the people of Amherst, MA to go as well?
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (FQKBL) Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (Zokmo) 410
Smurf Nazis Must Dye!!! ????
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (+477D) 411
All the Bowl games will be announced on Sunday night before the late NFL game I think--justafter they announce the college playoff final four.
Posted by: The Bloob at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (v8aCN) 412
389 Ace will be thrilled. Amy Shumer is doing to play "the epitome of the female role model" live action Barbie.
(Newsbusters) You can't make this stuff up. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (PY9jH) --- It's even worse than you can imagine: "According to the Hollywood Reporter, the Barbie film centers on Schumer's character that lives in a perfect, Barbie-filled world, only to realize she doesn't belong. After being banished from her homeland for not fitting in, the character winds up in the real world where she learns to cherish her uniqueness." Can't they leave anything alone? Must everything be a lecture? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (EnKk6) Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (Z56vq) 414
385 was meant
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (M3DRt) 415
And Hrothgar, I listened to the most contentious parts of that stupid Harvard forum. I think Conway was actually so shocked by the idiotic and offensive crap from the Clinton people that she actually didn't push back very well.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM I saw a split screen of Conway and Palmieri. told J look at that and tell me which one is the Dem if you didn't know. She laughed and laughed. Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (o/90i) 416
340 I saw Carrot Top open for Widespread Panic. Serious.
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:29 PM (M3DRt) =============== Love Widespread Panic. Started listening to a local blues radio station a few years ago (they used to be FM Pirates) and have been turned on to some great stuff ... Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (mt8X9) 417
Still hacking and sniffling, but better, thanks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:33 PM (EnKk6) Go ahead and hack up that furball. You"ll feel better. There ya go! Poor little She-Wolf. >Tickles behind the ears Chew your food slowly, don't gulp next time. Posted by: Woodstock Nation at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (uz/Pv) 418
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Nip Sip, if we kick the UN out of the US, can we get the people of Amherst, MA to go as well? Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (FQKBL) Nice idea. Make them take ALL of MA, including Harvard and The Patriots. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (NbJXF) 419
Time runs together.
You're telling me? The good thing is with a shitty memory the last 8 years went by as quickly as possible. Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (qUNWi) 420
Smurf Nazis Must Dye!!! ????
Posted by: Anna Puma **** (clutches chest until the pain passes) I'm getting my guns... Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (hVdx9) 421
That got her a fist bump.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (89UPP) Bro, we still have a lot of damn good people in this country. Gives me hope, it does! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (wCEn4) 422
Can't they leave anything alone? Must everything be a lecture?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (EnKk6) ------------- No. Yes. I think we'll all put this one on the must-miss list, mmm? Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:45 PM (Zokmo) 423
How's D'Oh Boy?
I was in PT yesterday and there was a girl on the next table over. Recovering from a torn ACL. My PT was working on her too. "Hey, how goes the enlistment thing?" "They won't let me enlist until 12 months post surgery. No matter what." "But at 12 months you're good? You're enlisting in the Marines?" "Yeah" Me "I don't mean to be nosey, but why the Marines?" She looks me dead in the eye, half shrug, "Duty, Loyalty, Honor, Country." That got her a fist bump. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (89UPP) Good for her! D'oh Boy has one more year at university, staying very busy as fundraising chair for his student veterans' group, and was just elected as an office of the school's new Rotaract organization. He misses the Marines, but his back injury still bothers him something fierce. He trolled his dad's liberal family on the Christmas Wish List this week with this gem: "I'd like a nice three point sling for my AR-15. Ever since I put the grenade launcher on it, the one point just won't do." Brought a tear to my eye. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:45 PM (PY9jH) 424
Amy Shumer is doing to play "the epitome of the female role model" live action Barbie.
You mean she's providing the voice for an animated feature? Because I can't think of any other way this makes sense. Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2016 08:45 PM (ysprU) 425
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:42 PM (NbJXF) -------- Nah - have to maintain my anonymity. Secret Weasel Stuff, you know. Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2016 08:45 PM (Sfs6o) 426
Chew your food slowly, don't gulp next time.
Posted by: Woodstock Nation at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (uz/Pv) --- *spits out red hoodie* Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:45 PM (EnKk6) 427
Former Enron Financial Adviser Paul Krugman
Big anniversary for the Krug Man today. 15 years ago today his former employer filed for bankruptcy, the largest one in American history. Posted by: tu3031 at December 02, 2016 08:46 PM (qJhUV) 428
Bro, we still have a lot of damn good people in this country. Gives me hope, it does!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (wCEn4) We got to talking and she's got a ton of military in her fam, but she's pumped because she'll be the first marine. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:46 PM (89UPP) 429
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Those orange bits in the chili aren't carrots, they're habanero's baby! Habaneros have babies? Posted by: Anachronda at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (Oi5b2) Yes. Yes they do. They are called "Trinidad Scorpions". Posted by: jwb7605 at December 02, 2016 08:46 PM (DofIg) 430
Fuck smurfs. Do you know where any of them are?
Posted by: Gargamel and his cat at December 02, 2016 08:46 PM (KIJKy) 431
Smurf Nazis Must Dye!!! ????
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (+477D) Obviously, I don't have to ask if you are doing well! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:46 PM (wCEn4) 432
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And Hrothgar, I listened to the most contentious parts of that stupid Harvard forum. I think Conway was actually so shocked by the idiotic and offensive crap from the Clinton people that she actually didn't push back very well. Posted by: rhomboid at December 02, 2016 07:42 PM I agree, she was incredulous at the accusation and the insanity of Hillary's spoiled brat losers. I was sort of in shock too. They really believe that shit? Sad. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:46 PM (NbJXF) 433
I'm very opinionated.
Posted by: Hope Solo at December 02, 2016 08:47 PM (rH4JY) 434
3 Oooh, I remember every single one of those. I have an elephant-like memory. At least that's what my husband says.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 07:28 PM (PY9jH) Yeah so does the wife Jane, and what she doesn't she just makes up and states with utter confidence and commitment. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 02, 2016 08:47 PM (APrym) 435
Chew your food slowly, don't gulp next time.
Posted by: Woodstock Nation at December 02, 2016 08:44 PM (uz/Pv) --- *spits out red hoodie* Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes **** Thank you! Always hated that little b*tch. I'll toss you a live bunny when you feel better. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:47 PM (hVdx9) 436
We got to talking and she's got a ton of military in her fam, but she's pumped because she'll be the first marine.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:46 PM (89UPP) She sure sounds like Marine material! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:47 PM (wCEn4) 437
353 This is my favorite Paul Krugman photo.
https://tinyurl.com/hdvzxg8 Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at December 02, 2016 08:31 PM (sdi6R) =============== Heh. The only improvement would be him wearing a Hanfu or other traditional Chinese costume ... Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 08:47 PM (mt8X9) 438
He trolled his dad's liberal family on the Christmas Wish List this week with this gem:
"I'd like a nice three point sling for my AR-15. Ever since I put the grenade launcher on it, the one point just won't do." Brought a tear to my eye. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:45 PM (PY9jH) Hahahahahahaha. Love that man. Good stuff. I loved being able to get that gift card stuff together for him. The Horde came through big time. A bunch of assholes, but we take care of our own. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:47 PM (89UPP) 439
I can't believe Mattel will sit back and let any type of movie like this slide. I hope they sue just for all these people tossing around the name Barbie.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (FQKBL) Posted by: Smurf Gibson at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (OkKDg) 441
>>> Make them take ALL of MA, including Harvard and The Patriots.
Me, Belicek & Brady support Trump. Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (jw2Xw) 442
Widespread Panic trivia: which big-time actress appears to be topless on an lp cover?
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (M3DRt) 443
Heh Susan Rogaine. I think she sucks dicks at a station in North Dakota now.
Big loser in this election though was that guy Obama nominated for SCOTUS. Garlic Maryland or whatever his name is must really be feeling blue about now. I hope they reimburse him for his time spent in D.C. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (4ErVI) 444
what will the donald do with the mooches' toned, high fashion, radioactive vegetable garden? emergency latrine? maybe do some fracking? either one would make heads explode all over the country. the spittle show would be an environmental nightmare.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2016 08:49 PM (KP5rU) 445
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:45 PM (PY9jH)
Fist bump from the Horde for D'oh Boy! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:49 PM (wCEn4) 446
409 Hi Weasel! How goes it? Are you back to shooting your rifles yet?
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:43 PM (Zokmo) --------- Hi bluebell! Sort of - I went out a couple of weekends ago for fun and did a little shooting. Actually heading over to the range in Delaware for a little recreational shooting in the morning with a couple of WWI era rifles. No matches yet - probably not until spring, the season is kind of over. How's things? Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2016 08:49 PM (Sfs6o) 447
Me, Belicek & Brady support Trump.
Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (jw2Xw) --------------- You always have to assume a Moron carveout. At least, that's what they tell me, living so close to DC, when people say they want to nuke it into orbit. Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:49 PM (Zokmo) 448
Smurf Nazis Must Dye!!! ????
But first, you will blue me. Posted by: Smurf Gibson **** Gaahhhhh! Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:49 PM (hVdx9) Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 08:49 PM (qUNWi) Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 08:50 PM (mt8X9) 451
I have taken to looking back at the pictures of election night of Hillary Staffers and press members looking despondent and mentally sticking a picture of Trump Dick punching someone. I really wish I was better at photo manipulation.
Posted by: Picric at December 02, 2016 08:51 PM (s0VSd) 452
Posted by: Smurf Gibson at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (OkKDg)
I laughed so hard it almost freaked out the dog! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:51 PM (wCEn4) 453
442 Widespread Panic trivia: which big-time actress appears to be topless on an lp cover?
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (M3DRt) --- Dame Judy Dench? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:51 PM (EnKk6) 454
Me, Belicek Brady support Trump.
Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (jw2Xw) They can stay. Panthers could use them. We suck. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:51 PM (NbJXF) 455
Do you miserable, filthy earthlings really think you can prevail? Hah!
Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at December 02, 2016 08:51 PM (rH4JY) 456
Elephants have long memories, so I'm looking forward to four (maybe eight?) years of this:
http://tinyurl.com/h8d6bvh Posted by: The Bloob at December 02, 2016 08:51 PM (v8aCN) 457
She sure sounds like Marine material!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 08:47 PM (wCEn4) Hope I run into her again. Love to talk to her for a bit. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:51 PM (89UPP) 458
Things are good here, Weasel, if a little bright what with being married to Clark Griswold.
I'm glad you're able to shoot the rifles again, and hope everything is healing as it should. Sounds like it is, if you got the okay. You did get the okay. Right???? Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (Zokmo) 459
Trump has discovered the secret recipe for destroying the media. Do not engage. Go around them. Rallies, Youtube, Twitter. Let them stew. Let them twist. Let them whine and moan and kvetch. Let them choke on their own frustration. Let the mean little SJW bitches find another prom date. Andrew said it. Trump does it. Fuck you. War. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (zu88C) 460
Hahahahahahaha. Love that man. Good stuff. I loved being able to get that gift card stuff together for him. The Horde came through big time. A bunch of assholes, but we take care of our own. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:47 PM (89UPP) He loves you and the Horde. Has the certificate you gave him framed and on the wall of his apartment. He's a true "moron" at heart, but I can't get him to post here. I'm sure it's because MOMMMMM is here. *sigh* Occasionally he'll say, "Mom, tell the guys at Ace ___________" and I tell him to do so himself. Maybe someday he'll show up, and I'll slink away. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (PY9jH) 461
Great line over on a Patriot Post article:
Just how badly did Hillary Clinton fail? In a nation of 3,142 counties, parishes, and boroughs, Hillary Clinton won less than 500 of them Posted by: t-bird at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (ysprU) 462
423: jane, is you m.i.l. out of intensive care yet after that one?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2016 08:53 PM (1G5R8) 464
@456
I sent that to the political writer at the local paper and his editors. Suggested them make a poster of it. They were not amused. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:53 PM (NbJXF) 465
they not them
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:53 PM (NbJXF) 466
AHE, she and one of her exes used to wear vials of each other other's blood on necklaces
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:54 PM (M3DRt) 467
Oh. This is likely right in the Horde's wheelhouse.
Adorable little 7 yr old girl is in the tree stand with her Daddy and gets her first deer. The jaw drop and grin and running in place is just cute as it can be. http://tinyurl.com/jeg8nbc Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:54 PM (89UPP) 468
and I'll slink away.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (PY9jH) ---------------- Nope Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:54 PM (Zokmo) 469
Yee to the Hah:
Constitutional Carry Bill HB 375 Filed in Texas Posted by: weft cut-loop **** We have it in AZ. It's pretty darned nice. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:54 PM (hVdx9) 470
How cute...Cochran's birth year is in his nic....
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 08:54 PM (JNDQi) 471
Judy Dench just skeeves me the fuck out.
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 08:55 PM (qUNWi) 472
jane, is you m.i.l. out of intensive care yet after that one?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (KP5rU) Oh, yeah. She actually collapsed at the voting booth voting for Hillary (I kid you not), due to dehydration, it turns out. Went home the next morning. If it's not one thing, it's another. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:55 PM (PY9jH) 473
442 Widespread Panic trivia: which big-time actress appears to be topless on an lp cover?
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (M3DRt) Laura Dern (Aunt Avis) Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 08:55 PM (sFofr) Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 08:55 PM (qUNWi) Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:55 PM (PY9jH) 476
He loves you and the Horde. Has the certificate you gave him framed and on the wall of his apartment. He's a true "moron" at heart, but I can't get him to post here. I'm sure it's because MOMMMMM is here. *sigh* Occasionally he'll say, "Mom, tell the guys at Ace ___________" and I tell him to do so himself. Maybe someday he'll show up, and I'll slink away.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (PY9jH) Oh wow. I'm honored, and pleased, he liked it and kept it. He's Horde. He's always welcome here. But yeah, I get why he might not be super comfortable posting. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:55 PM (89UPP) 477
466 AHE, she and one of her exes used to wear vials of each other other's blood on necklaces
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:54 PM (M3DRt) --- Well of course that's Angelina, unless Judy had a wilder past than we know of. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 08:56 PM (EnKk6) 478
AHE, she and one of her exes used to wear vials of each other other's blood on necklaces
Posted by: Gene Parmesan **** Billy Bob Thornton. She was very nutty back in the day. She has mellowed some since then. She's still not sane tho. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:56 PM (hVdx9) 479
Prayer ascending for FenelonSpoke and best wishes for her husband and son.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 02, 2016 08:56 PM (u82oZ) 480
*slinks into barrel*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:56 PM (PY9jH) 481
Think we'll ever get tired of gloating?
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:56 PM (Z56vq) 482
unbarrel.
Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at December 02, 2016 08:56 PM (rH4JY) 483
324 I pretty much abandoned all social media online stuff for a good long while. I got tired of being yelled at and called names.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (89UPP) Thing is, we still like to yell at you and call you names. Welcome back! Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (nvMvs) Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (hVdx9) 485
Kellyanne sitting next to Fag Mook is a nice contrast
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (NbJXF) 486
You did get the okay. Right????
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (Zokmo) --------- Sure did, but it will be short lived I'm afraid. Stocking up on Klondikes in preparation for a little foot procedure next Friday that will have me flailing around on crutches for a couple of weeks. Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (Sfs6o) 487
481 Think we'll ever get tired of gloating?
Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:56 PM (Z56vq) That Trump won? Yes. That Hillary lost? FUCK NO. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (89UPP) 488
"According to the Hollywood Reporter, the Barbie film centers on Schumer's character that lives in a perfect, Barbie-filled world, only to realize she doesn't belong. After being banished from her homeland for not fitting in, the character winds up in the real world where she learns to cherish her uniqueness."
**** So, lots of hots chicks, and Schumer. BTW, she's proof of ugly behavior making people ugly. She's be pretty were it not for being so stinking stupid and hateful. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (SEXy3) 489
Good grief. It's even filthier in here than the last time I was here.....I think somethings moving under all the trash....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:58 PM (PY9jH) 490
And tonight's contestant for "What's In The Barrel" is Jane D'oh it seems.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:58 PM (+477D) Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 08:58 PM (qUNWi) 492
Formatting is something too important to be entrusted to the proletariat.
Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at December 02, 2016 08:58 PM (rH4JY) 493
Thing is, we still like to yell at you and call you names. Welcome back!
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (nvMvs) *snort* Thanks. Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:58 PM (89UPP) 494
Allright, over 400 so here's a question. SIG P220 .45 acp American type? What say ye morons?
Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2016 08:58 PM (zLDYs) 495
Good grief. It's even filthier in here than the last time I was here.....I think somethings moving under all the trash....
Posted by: Jane D'oh **** It's still alive? Holy crap. We used 5 pounds of c-4 on that thing. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:59 PM (hVdx9) 496
Sure did, but it will be short lived I'm afraid. Stocking up on Klondikes in preparation for a little foot procedure next Friday that will have me flailing around on crutches for a couple of weeks.
Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (Sfs6o) ------------ Oh no. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope it goes well and heals quickly. You've got to cut this stuff out, my friend. Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:59 PM (Zokmo) 497
Don't forget about SMFH's need at this time
https://www.generosity.com/emergencies-fundraising/joy-and-pain Posted by: Anna Puma at December 02, 2016 08:59 PM (+477D) 498
489: jane, that's probably ace. he hasn't been here all day. ewok rest home.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 02, 2016 08:59 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:59 PM (Zokmo) 500
487
481 Think we'll ever get tired of gloating? Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2016 08:56 PM (Z56vq) NO Posted by: Nip Sip at December 02, 2016 09:00 PM (NbJXF) Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 09:00 PM (qUNWi) 502
442 Widespread Panic trivia: which big-time actress appears to be topless on an lp cover?
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:48 PM (M3DRt) ================= Arec Bardwin? Posted by: ShainS at December 02, 2016 09:01 PM (mt8X9) 503
Wow, I just read about Fenelon and will pray for her... she prayed for me when I had my heart attack a few weeks ago.
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at December 02, 2016 09:01 PM (JNDQi) 504
BTW, she's proof of ugly behavior making people ugly. She's be pretty were it not for being so stinking stupid and hateful.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (SEXy3) ------------------ I agree. It's her horrid personality and "look at me!" and all the rest that make her so distasteful. Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 09:01 PM (Zokmo) Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2016 09:02 PM (o/90i) Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 09:03 PM (Zokmo) 507
370 Speaking of pudding, has Gushka been around?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 08:35 PM (hVdx9) Don't know. I've been in my bunk since those pictures on election night. I'm looking forward to the next pudding-worthy event. Posted by: Michael the TEXIT at December 02, 2016 09:03 PM (nvMvs) 508
I got tired of being yelled at and called names.
Posted by: BCochran1981 To tell you the truth, I can overlook the name calling. It's the exclusion from games that really was a dealbreaker for me. Did they let you continue to play games? Posted by: Rudolph the red nosed reindeer at December 02, 2016 09:03 PM (rH4JY) 509
Her first husband was British actor from CBS Sherlock show and Pony Boy from Trainspotting, I think. I respect her for not being hyper-political
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 09:03 PM (M3DRt) 510
BTW, she's proof of ugly behavior making people ugly. She's be pretty were it not for being so stinking stupid and hateful.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 02, 2016 08:57 PM (SEXy3) ------------------ I agree. It's her horrid personality and "look at me!" and all the rest that make her so distasteful. Posted by: bluebell **** Bingo. And I find her repulsive, not merely distasteful. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 09:03 PM (hVdx9) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 02, 2016 09:04 PM (OkKDg) 512
nood.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at December 02, 2016 09:04 PM (PRtT5) 513
K...Brady Quinn and this other guy have waaayyy too much make-up and hair gel going on.
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 09:04 PM (qUNWi) 514
"According to the Hollywood Reporter, the Barbie film centers on
Schumer's character that lives in a perfect, Barbie-filled world, only to realize she doesn't belong. After being banished from her homeland for not fitting in, the character winds up in the real world where she learns to cherish her uniqueness." Oh, boy! Sounds like more box office gold! Posted by: tu3031 at December 02, 2016 09:04 PM (qJhUV) 515
Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 08:39 PM (Zokmo)
Oh yeah. Pictures. Homemade campaign signs. Homemade t-shirts. Homemade hats. She made it all and its stored away for posterity. My favorite were the "Trump America" hats she made with press on, gold-glitter decals (think "Vote for Pedro" style). Smart, creative kid with a mind for what's right. I loved listening to her friend and her recapping the political arguments from school on the way home carpooling. Apparently there are SJW in the 5th grade too! Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 02, 2016 09:04 PM (3a1DM) 516
Could someone out there toss me some Febreze and hand sanitizer?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 09:05 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: bluebell at December 02, 2016 09:05 PM (Zokmo) 518
Back from dinner.
An excellent piece. Except you forgot to say FVCK YOU!!! Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2016 09:06 PM (voOPb) 519
"According to the Hollywood Reporter, the Barbie film centers on
Schumer's character that lives in a perfect, Barbie-filled world, only to realize she doesn't belong. After being banished from her homeland for not fitting in, the character winds up in the real world where she learns to cherish her uniqueness." Oh, boy! Sounds like more box office gold! Posted by: tu3031 **** I guess they are hoping that the target audience will be of low enough IQ to buy the BS preaching. Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 09:06 PM (hVdx9) 520
51 Anyone have a good suggestion for a non-toxic mouse repellent technique safe and non-toxic for humans and pets (cats)?
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 02, 2016 07:33 PM (wCEn4) Stainless shot. But you have to move in a few yards closer as it loses velocity faster than lead. Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at December 02, 2016 09:06 PM (FC7Jy) 521
Judy Dench just skeeves me the fuck out.
Posted by: eleven at December 02, 2016 08:55 PM (qUNWi) The best thing she did in the Bond movies was die Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 02, 2016 09:06 PM (auHtY) 522
324 I pretty much abandoned all social media online stuff for a good long while. I got tired of being yelled at and called names.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at December 02, 2016 08:26 PM (89UPP) And hey, you managed to do it without needing a day long pity party and ego stroking! Good job! Posted by: buzzion at December 02, 2016 09:06 PM (bMG0w) 523
Little foot procedure?
So you're Bigfoot? Posted by: eleven Some people with big feet identify as little feet. They are transpedal. Who are you to judge, you racist? Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 02, 2016 09:08 PM (rH4JY) 524
Could someone out there toss me some Febreze and hand sanitizer?
Posted by: Jane D'oh **** (farts into barrel then throws down green Brillo pad) Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 02, 2016 09:08 PM (hVdx9) 525
481 nope.
That little girl is adorable. I like the finger control over the trigger. She was trained very well. And only seven. wow. Posted by: Infidel at December 02, 2016 09:09 PM (a62hT) 526
And her huge tracts of land
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 09:10 PM (M3DRt) 527
Fuck, I'd completely forget Angie Jolie because 16.
I shot off about Laura Dern off the top of my head because I thought Avis may have been released on a single LP. Thinkng trick question. Damn good time guaranteed at those live shows. Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 09:10 PM (sFofr) 528
He loves you and the Horde. Has the certificate you gave him framed and on the wall of his apartment. He's a true "moron" at heart, but I can't get him to post here. I'm sure it's because MOMMMMM is here. *sigh* Occasionally he'll say, "Mom, tell the guys at Ace ___________" and I tell him to do so himself. Maybe someday he'll show up, and I'll slink away.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2016 08:52 PM (PY9jH) Madame Mayhem's son posts pretty regularly as Spawn as Mayhem so its not something out of the ordinary. Posted by: buzzion at December 02, 2016 09:11 PM (bMG0w) 529
The news used to depress me, but now it just keeps pressin' that button!
*spins around in chair, spilling champagne* Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at December 02, 2016 07:53 That ain't just champagne you're spilling. *fetches mop* Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2016 07:54 LMFAO, ty Insomniac Posted by: Farmer at December 02, 2016 09:11 PM (o/90i) 530
Allright, over 400 so here's a question. SIG P220 .45 acp American type? What say ye morons?
Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2016 08:58 PM (zLDYs) -------+- Nice side arm. Im partial toc1911s,. But I woulnt kick a p220 ou of bed for eating crackers. Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2016 09:12 PM (JmjOe) 531
527. Going to Nashville for New Years
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 09:13 PM (M3DRt) Posted by: butthead at December 02, 2016 09:14 PM (lmIoG) 533
Believe it or not, Martha is 52
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 08:17 PM (M3DRt) ==================== Paul McCartney's Martha? Posted by: grammie winger at December 02, 2016 09:15 PM (bpfzP) 534
Really miss the Houser era.
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 09:15 PM (M3DRt) 535
What happened to Fenelon?
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at December 02, 2016 09:15 PM (x3uSY) 536
"Little foot procedure" = they are going to cut open the bottom of my foot to remove tissue/cyst that's interfering with the workings of my foot.
Not particularly looking forward to waking up afterwards. Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2016 09:15 PM (Sfs6o) 537
Quinn
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 09:16 PM (M3DRt) 538
530 Allright, over 400 so here's a question. SIG P220 .45 acp American type? What say ye morons?
Posted by: Eromero at December 02, 2016 08:58 PM (zLDYs) -------+- Nice side arm. Im partial toc1911s,. But I woulnt kick a p220 ou of bed for eating crackers. Posted by: fixerupper at December 02, 2016 09:12 PM (JmjOe) ---------- Absolutely recommended! I have a bunch of Sigs, including the P220, and like them all. So much so I went to NH and took their armorer's course. Posted by: Weasel at December 02, 2016 09:18 PM (Sfs6o) 539
I attended a seminar-ish kind of thing back in college 25 years ago entitled "Government as the Enemy".
The title, as you might imagine, was misleading, as the conversation why people incorrectly mistrusted government and where the misconception came from. Feeling like I got bait and switched, I still suffered through it. One thing that stood out back then in the conversation was that while people in general had a negative approval rating of generic "Congress", they all had favorable views of "their congressman". It was pointed out that people were opposed to wasteful spending, but that no one thought the federal government spending in their state was wasteful or superfluous. We vote for them because the promise to bring home the bacon and no one gets re-elected on the platform of "I cut the federal funding to our state by 20% last year!" Posted by: Malcolm Tent at December 02, 2016 09:18 PM (3a1DM) 540
THANK YOU! I told a friend of mine about that fraud Cooper's "It's hard to talk..." comment and she never believed me. I watched it live with my dad and he wondered what the joke was. So there I was, not wanting to explain to my father - because unlike Gloria Vanderbilt, my dad's a classy guy who doesn't want to talk about gay sex with his children.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 02, 2016 09:21 PM (UwMHj) 541
534 Really miss the Houser era.
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 09:15 PM (M3DRt) Randomly saw his last show in Cedar Rapids after Red Rocks. Was there the first show right after he died at Fiddlers Green when JB sang Dont Be Denied as a tribute the second night, not a dry eye in the place. It's a fucking miracle The Boys are still together playing, as was Houser's dying wish. So talented. Enjoy Nashville! Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at December 02, 2016 09:22 PM (sFofr) 542
"Little foot procedure" = they are going to cut open the bottom of my foot to remove tissue/cyst that's interfering with the workings of my foot.
*fap* *fap* Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 02, 2016 09:26 PM (rH4JY) 543
"According to the Hollywood Reporter, the Barbie film centers on
Schumer's character that lives in a perfect, Barbie-filled world, only to realize she doesn't belong. After being banished from her homeland for not fitting in, the character winds up in the real world where she learns to cherish her uniqueness." Oh, boy! Sounds like more box office gold! Posted by: tu3031 I think that was the plot of "Enchanted", but the characters were attractive and the lead could sing. I've seen Schumer only in ads. Don't think she can carry a movie. Posted by: NaughtyPine at December 02, 2016 09:27 PM (UwMHj) 544
Pope, Herring is playing with KDTU at Terminal West here after game tomorrow. Sold out fast, going to try anyway
Posted by: Gene Parmesan at December 02, 2016 09:31 PM (M3DRt) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2016 09:43 PM (LuZz8) 546
Laura W., thanks.
Posted by: gAlways Late at December 02, 2016 10:06 PM (jGj0w) 547
I don't get this post. LauraW writes "The media election freakout", and then follows with a video of MSNBC? I love watching them meltdown and all, but no one should dignify MSNBC with the title "media". Or "coherent". Or "profitable", "growing" or "influential".
Hmmm. I rather like this list... Posted by: Grimaldi at December 02, 2016 10:15 PM (FVYNb) 548
Great post Laura, thank you.
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at December 02, 2016 10:54 PM (Iy6JT) 549
Test
Posted by: Flyboy at December 03, 2016 12:06 AM (L+dg+) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 03, 2016 05:55 AM (mpXpK) 551
I've tried to construct one with my bookmarks, but I would like to see something online like a "conservative toolbox" with appropriate categories that would have things in it like in this awesome post.
I'd forgotten several things LauraW mentioned like the Gibson raid and the government screwing the GM bond holders. I hate the media, but I remembered none of the perfect examples of exactly why I hate them that are given in this post. Posted by: Ironwood at December 03, 2016 06:47 AM (WLOZI) 552
I know my parents taught me better but it's hard not to hate them all. Arrogant Bastards. Let the illegals stay. Deport these assholes instead.
Posted by: Mad hatter at December 03, 2016 07:27 AM (g6vtR) 553
If you're still around, Laura W, I think a lot of people really enjoy your posts and wish you would post more often.
Posted by: RM at December 03, 2016 10:41 AM (U3LtS) 554
Long time reader, first time commenting. This is exactly why they lost. Thanks Laura W for compiling all of this. The media and the left will never do a full introspection of their behavior but I join you in giggling now. Winning is fun!
Posted by: ohiovoter at December 03, 2016 11:30 AM (GBD60) 555
thanks for the memories
Posted by: Deserttrek at December 03, 2016 01:36 PM (+0cGJ) 556
Not sure if I have ever posted here before, and I know I am late to the thread. I am a longtime lurker. This election cycle has been quite enlightening......
Watching those two dudes (Maddow and Cox) laugh their little squee laughs at the tea partyers from years ago, and choking back my rage at the constant sophomoric, public ridicule heaped on TP's, and now knowing that the movement grew until TRUMP!, the depths of their despair must be at the bottom of a bottomless pit at the bottom of a bottomless pit. I smile and sleep, deeply, the sleep of the immeasurable contented soul. First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you Then they fight you. Then you win. TRUMP! is Ghandi! Posted by: Flapjack at December 03, 2016 01:46 PM (Rm2TZ) 557
I was there in Chicago and witnessed that exchange with the reporter Susan Roesgen. After that report, a woman firmly but politely took her to task for not reporting on most attending the rally who are talking about responsible limited government. Susan Roesgen was in total defense mode, pointing to the handful of offensive signs. Totally ignored were a gaggle of "Anonymous" protesters standing by the courthouse who also were not representative of the Tea Party. Roesgen was completely flustered as she gathered her belongings and the cameraman packed up. I caught her eye and shook my head scoldingly but she showed zero recognition that she did anything wrong.
Posted by: Crispian at December 03, 2016 01:59 PM (1UiRN) Posted by: John Fembup at December 04, 2016 02:14 PM (nDkpl) 559
Boehner and McConnell had yuuge roles to play as well. Just sayin'
Posted by: Random Thought Generator at December 04, 2016 03:01 PM (XfHd6) 560
We should be kinder. Not that they would appreciate the difference. At least you could walk around without shit on your shoes.
Posted by: Richard at December 04, 2016 03:10 PM (kuNJA) 561
I don't know about the rest of you, but seeing these videos makes me want to cry. The sneering. Like when Sarah Palin was running. They HATE me. Why?
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