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Pelosi would sacrifice virgins to the volcano gods to keep her job.
Sadly, in the Democratic Party, they're all males... Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 29, 2016 07:37 PM (BoQ04) 2
I hope they keep doing what has brought them their recent levels of success.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 29, 2016 07:38 PM (rB/gm) 3
Heh, 2 guys from north of the border posting first.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 29, 2016 07:39 PM (rB/gm) 4
I think the Democrats should double down.
Posted by: Hillary at November 29, 2016 07:39 PM (7wyDO) 5
Ah well. Not sure what I'm rooting for here.
============================= I'm rooting for Pestilence. Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:40 PM (dFi94) Posted by: ThunderB at November 29, 2016 07:40 PM (Wa1o7) 7
Noticed Nancy is going nowhere, the Dems are stupid like that.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2016 07:41 PM (6Ll1u) 8
No way the Democrats are picking a white dude.
Posted by: jsg at November 29, 2016 07:41 PM (YWJmU) 9
How old is the ancient one anyway? Shouldn't she be almost dead by now?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:41 PM (dFi94) Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 29, 2016 07:41 PM (FYrz1) 11
I'm rooting for Pestilence.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:40 PM (dFi94) Grammie I believe they've filled that position already. Posted by: Halfwise at November 29, 2016 07:41 PM (rB/gm) Posted by: ThunderB at November 29, 2016 07:41 PM (Wa1o7) 13
Pelosi wins, doesn't matter what they do. She has them by the purse strings and probably a list of all their misdeeds and things they don't want brought to light.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 07:42 PM (39g3+) 14
Fucking auto cucumber. Botox Nancy
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2016 07:42 PM (6Ll1u) Posted by: moviegique at November 29, 2016 07:42 PM (CcUfv) 16
I have more money hiding in my butt crack than Tim Ryan brought in for Democrats last year.
Posted by: Nasty Pelosi at November 29, 2016 07:42 PM (75WaT) 17
So secret ballot is acceptable for this, but not for unionizing votes?
Posted by: Biff at November 29, 2016 07:42 PM (RwvMB) 18
The Dems are a party of geezers. They cut the young people out of the party to keep the old folks in power. We'll have to wait for them to die off.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 29, 2016 07:43 PM (L7t0A) 19
Grammie I believe they've filled that position already.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 29, 2016 07:41 PM (rB/gm) ==================================== What's the one that comes after Pestilence? Death, isn't it? Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:43 PM (dFi94) Posted by: ThunderB at November 29, 2016 07:43 PM (Wa1o7) 21
The secret is in the sauce...
Posted by: Fried Green Tomato Gander at November 29, 2016 07:43 PM (sUP4M) 22
keith ellison better represents the modern democrat party.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2016 07:44 PM (P/kVC) 23
Vote for me or Hillary and I will scissor on the floor of the House.
Posted by: Nasty Pelosi at November 29, 2016 07:45 PM (75WaT) 24
She was born before we ever got into WW2. I say, Time's Up.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:45 PM (dFi94) 25
Trying to encourage one's wavering supporters and possible supporters by suggesting there's a big wave coming.
.......... Charlie don't surf. Posted by: wth at November 29, 2016 07:45 PM (2WITp) 26
Safe word: Geronimo.
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at November 29, 2016 07:45 PM (K254S) 27
How many of them were SDS members in the 60s? Until they and/or Pelosi are dead, I don't see them giving up the power to the "youth" that the commies always pretend to love.
Posted by: April at November 29, 2016 07:46 PM (e8PP1) 28
What's the one that comes after Pestilence? Death, isn't it?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:43 PM (dFi94) Mandatory diversity training. That's the one that'll kill ya. Posted by: Halfwise at November 29, 2016 07:46 PM (rB/gm) 29
I meant Palomino.
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at November 29, 2016 07:47 PM (K254S) 30
Of course the Black Caucus had to claim some type of victimology out of this situation. It's what they do. They can't help it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 07:47 PM (AEEhl) 31
From the Washington Post:
Nancy Pelosi on leading House Democrats forward: "I know how to do this". okay Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:47 PM (dFi94) 32
Well, the party machine that called Bernie and his bros sexist for having the temerity to run against Madame Secretard and mounting a spirited opposition will definitely double down on insanity and retain Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: runningrn at November 29, 2016 07:47 PM (sUP4M) 33
They haven't gone far left enough.
Now in this time of a roaring economy the Dems need to focus on the next big radical progressive issue (whatever that is). Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 07:47 PM (BS8yt) 34
Hard to call the other side racists when your side doesn't elect the one with a vagina.
Posted by: Golfman at November 29, 2016 07:47 PM (48QDY) Posted by: ThunderB at November 29, 2016 07:48 PM (Wa1o7) 36
Without all of the botox and facelifts, her face would hang down like a mud flap.
Posted by: R. DUKE at November 29, 2016 07:48 PM (ONH2e) 37
We have to REALLY step in it to find out what's in it.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 29, 2016 07:48 PM (YWJmU) 38
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I meant Palomino. Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at November 29, 2016 07:47 PM (K254S) Too late, I already sat on your face and can't hear you. Posted by: Nasty Pelosi at November 29, 2016 07:48 PM (75WaT) 39
The only person who could beat Pelosi would be a black, disabled tranny....
Posted by: runningrn at November 29, 2016 07:49 PM (sUP4M) 40
I'm betting on popcorn. The extra large bucket.
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2016 07:49 PM (fWLrt) 41
Go long on popcorn futures.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 29, 2016 07:49 PM (/HC6x) 42
I, for one, look forward to a Ryan vs. Ryan house...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (sK2fh) 43
I'm surprised the democrats are allowing a secret ballot. I also say to keep her because she is their face. Of course the idiot Ryan will be no different actually. They'll just get to claim "see we're not the party of just California and New York interests!" As they continue to push only California and New York interests.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (z/Ubi) 44
Can they both lose and be replaced by zombie Andrew Jackson?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (92kX2) Posted by: ThunderB at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (Wa1o7) Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (K254S) 47
A nood, and I was just getting worked up over Geraldo defending Fidel on Tucker Carlson's show.
I'm seriously thinking of sending Jerry Rivers a bag of dicks. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (PY9jH) 48
Ummah. Opr...
Never mind. Posted by: david letterman at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (7cmcE) 49
When Obamacare is repealed, will Paul Ryan prance across the quad with an unusually large mallet? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (75WaT) 50
I hope they keep her since folks are finding out what's in it now that they passed it. Obamacare is like a kidney stone.
Posted by: no good deed at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (/O5Ax) Posted by: DaveA at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (8J/Te) 52
42 I, for one, look forward to a Ryan vs. Ryan house...
A guy named Ryan gave us TFG. I'm done with that name, along with Clinton and Bush. Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (fWLrt) 53
Ask the Tea Party Republicans how much those new leadership positions for new members are worth from the DC establishment.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (z/Ubi) 54
RECOUNT!!!
Posted by: Jill Stein at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (48QDY) 55
Things could tip my way.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (YWJmU) 56
>>She was born before we ever got into WW2. I say, Time's Up.
Don't look at me, the bitch just won't die. Posted by: Satan at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (/tuJf) 57
Can you see the crazy leftists voting to replace the witch with a more moderate man? White man?
I don't see it. They still don't think their message is wrong Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (voOPb) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (0cKff) 59
I wonder if Hillary has bathed yet since the 8th.
Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (qUNWi) 60
I want them to keep the Great Botox Failure. She's led to amazing gains for the repubs in the house.
Posted by: Flyguy at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (dpJ62) 61
Pelosi +4. Looks like an early night.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (iynDC) Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (Tyii7) 63
Isn't Pelosi spouse a banker billionaire who got rich from govt insider deals? Ya, that old white power couple really represents the Democrats well.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (6Ll1u) 64
Lady Cassandra face.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (IqV8l) 65
A guy named Ryan gave us TFG. I'm done with that name, along with Clinton and Bush.
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2016 07:51 PM (fWLrt) I'm with ya on that, in all honesty. Just thought the same-name thing was chuckle worthy. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (sK2fh) 66
28 What's the one that comes after Pestilence? Death, isn't it?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:43 PM (dFi94) Hey! What are we, chopped liver? Posted by: War and Famine at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (0mRoj) 67
*muffled* PAWAEENO!!!
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (K254S) Everyone be quiet. I think I just heard...nope, carry on. Posted by: Nasty Pelosi at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (75WaT) 68
I posted the front page of Tim Ryan's website yesterday. If you want to see the leadership of the modern left on display, check it out. If Ryan was an official spokesman for BLM, the PLO, or ISIS ? what would he say differently? Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (zu88C) 69
If Pelosi loses does that mean Guam will tip over?
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (/HC6x) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 07:53 PM (0cKff) 71
The Wicked Queen of the West is much better at her job that the Wicked Ex-Queen of the East was. The best we can hope for is a house dropping on her.
Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2016 07:53 PM (BO/km) 72
A generation of Democrats held down.......
*LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!* You got nothing. NOTHING!!!!!! Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 07:53 PM (MHq1d) 73
I hope they keep Pelosi which will likely sew up another R-controlled state legislature in the mid-term elections. Then it's time for a flood of constitutional amendments and a bigger flood of liberal tears.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 29, 2016 07:53 PM (iynDC) 74
See her comment on Castro, boy she will miss his guidance
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2016 07:54 PM (5sOEp) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2016 07:54 PM (voOPb) 76
Don't they have a black, disabled lesbian in their caucus?
Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2016 07:54 PM (fWLrt) 77
The time machine again? I can't keep up...
Oh, and to stay on topic, PLEASE keep Pelosi and give her even more power! Please. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 29, 2016 07:54 PM (oj3tJ) Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2016 07:54 PM (/tuJf) 79
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The only person who could beat Pelosi would be a black, disabled tranny.... Posted by: runningrn at November 29, 2016 07:49 PM (sUP4M) An evil, black, disabled tranny? Posted by: Dr. Evil at November 29, 2016 07:54 PM (n3hky) 80
I'll believe it when I see it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (0dBCs) 81
Screw voting. Put them each on one side of the room and Nancy's big gavel in the middle of the room .... fight to the death. And the winner will be.......America.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (/HC6x) 82
I Could Swear I've Seen Her Face Somewhere Before- a limerick Tim Ryan thought the caucus had flipped But it turns out he's going to get gypped. It's coming up rosy For Nancy Pelosi The sequel to "Tales From The Crypt" Posted by: Muldoon at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (wPiJc) Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (qUNWi) 84
Hey! What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: War and Famine at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (0mRoj) =================================== No silly. Because if we had chopped liver, we wouldn't have famine, would we? duh Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (dFi94) 85
I wonder if Hillary has bathed yet since the 8th.
Ewwwwwwwwww Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2016 07:54 PM (voOPb) And she smelled of boiled cabbage, urine, and farts before... Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (P/kVC) 86
Will there be recounts if the tally isn't what they expect?
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (5sOEp) 87
47 A nood, and I was just getting worked up over Geraldo defending Fidel on Tucker Carlson's show.
I'm seriously thinking of sending Jerry Rivers a bag of dicks. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 07:50 PM (PY9jH He is one of the most belligerently ignorant dumbfucks to ever get regular airtime. Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (0mRoj) 88
Sure, saw secret ballot in operation when a Teamster. Vote, put vote in box, leadership takes box into neighboring room, they come back and announce results. Everybody starts mumbling and the muscle starts mixing with the members. Lights go out and they start herding everyone outside.
Funny how the leadership made out like bandits and we lost more ground to Carterflation. Look for leadership to break out the three line Whip. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 29, 2016 07:56 PM (FtrY1) 89
Nah, they'll talk a good talk but in the end she'll remain minority leader.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 29, 2016 07:56 PM (+eR2D) 90
And she smelled of boiled cabbage, urine, and farts before...
Posted by: Burnt Toast That's why they call her "Old Haggis" Posted by: Roy at November 29, 2016 07:56 PM (fWLrt) 91
84 Hey! What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: War and Famine at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (0mRoj) =================================== No silly. Because if we had chopped liver, we wouldn't have famine, would we? duh Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (dFi94) *draws sword* It's on now, smarty pants. Posted by: War at November 29, 2016 07:56 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: Flyguy at November 29, 2016 07:56 PM (dpJ62) 93
27 How many of them were SDS members in the 60s? Until they and/or Pelosi are dead, I don't see them giving up the power to the "youth" that the commies always pretend to love.
Posted by: April at November 29, 2016 07:46 PM (e8PP1) Yes they were, and exactly right. There is only one cure for them. Six. Feet. Under. Method, inconsequential. "You don't understand. They will never stop. NEVER!!!!" Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 07:56 PM (MHq1d) 94
If Ryan was an official spokesman for BLM, the PLO, or ISIS ? what would he say differently?
He's definitely San Fran Nan trapped in a man's body. Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 29, 2016 07:57 PM (Tyii7) 95
You go right back and put that right back until you finish your dinner, Trumpy.
I'm warning you, you take one bite out of that and you are in big trouble. Don't.... Hey! Don't you dare, Trumpy! Don't you DARE do that. You hear me? Hold it right there! You put that ice cream in your mouth and you are in very, very, VERY big trouble, Trumpy. Don't you dare go anywhere beyond that... Put it down right now. I am not going to say it again. I am NOT going to say it AGAIN. TRUMPY!!! TRUMPY!!! Posted by: ryan vs ryan at November 29, 2016 07:57 PM (7cmcE) 96
No silly. Because if we had chopped liver, we wouldn't have famine, would we? duh
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (dFi94) ------ Hah! Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 07:57 PM (JmjOe) 97
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I wonder if Hillary has bathed yet since the 8th. Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (qUNWi) I've heard she normally smells like a shithouse door on a tuna boat. Posted by: Bobs Tunaboat at November 29, 2016 07:57 PM (n3hky) 98
Will there be recounts if the tally isn't what they expect?
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (5sOEp) ===================== You don't actually think they're going to count the ballots, do you? Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 07:57 PM (dFi94) 99
This is fucking funny. Dems were so sure that demographics were on their side and that they didn't need those icky white blue-collar voters anymore. Now they're realizing that their "coalition" isn't enough, and their bench is too weak.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (FYrz1) 100
Pelosi's sexy webcam shows to earn a paycheck in the future are going to be must see.
She's going to be competing against younger liberal arts majors, so she'll try extra hard.. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (BoQ04) 101
O/T, here is my report on what ABC Evening News with David Muir said about the day's happenings we have discussed in earlier threads.
Note the skew. Reporting on the Columbus incident, they headlined it with a big screen graphic, saying "ISIS?" Note the question mark, as if it is an unknown. They then showed his Facebook quote about leave us Muslims alone, but left off the name of the ISIS ID at its end. Nice edit, ABC. You are catching up with NBC. As for Trump, they began with a pic of him looking mean of face, and the graphic under had the phrase about flag burning and the biggest font at the end, used for the word THREAT. The casual low information viewer sees MEAN TRUMP IS A THREAT. Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (U6f54) 102
belligerently ignorant
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (0mRoj) what a mellifluous and perfectly descriptive turn of phrase. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (sK2fh) 103
93 27 How many of them were SDS members in the 60s? Until they and/or Pelosi are dead, I don't see them giving up the power to the "youth" that the commies always pretend to love.
Posted by: April at November 29, 2016 07:46 PM (e8PP1) Yes they were, and exactly right. There is only one cure for them. Six. Feet. Under. Method, inconsequential. "You don't understand. They will never stop. NEVER!!!!" Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 07:56 PM (MHq1d) Say what you like about my methods, but dammit I got results! Posted by: Augusto Pinochet at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (0mRoj) 104
>>No silly. Because if we had chopped liver, we wouldn't have famine, would we? duh
Speak for yourself. I'd rather starve. Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (/tuJf) 105
I don't see them giving up the power to the "youth" that the commies always pretend to love.
Posted by: April at November 29, 2016 07:46 PM (e8PP1) They love them the same as the Palestinians love their children. Posted by: gNewt at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (4SgJh) 106
What are the geographic stats on the democrats in the house? Isn't it some overwhelming majority of them being solely from California New York and a few other looney toons north eastern states?
Posted by: Buzzion at November 29, 2016 07:59 PM (z/Ubi) 107
Finish her!
Posted by: Stabby Buckeye at November 29, 2016 07:59 PM (Fp4vv) 108
They'll keep she. If they didn't, it would play into the negative image of them being weak and scattered.
Posted by: Mimzey at November 29, 2016 08:00 PM (n3hky) 109
Haven't old white women had their run yet in the Democrat party? Time for a younger well spoken black man with very little dialect, oh wait..
Posted by: Skip at November 29, 2016 08:00 PM (5sOEp) 110
Speak for yourself. I'd rather starve.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (/tuJf) Braunschweiger on bread is all right every 10 years or so. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:00 PM (92kX2) 111
I have read that a third of the House Democrats come from just three states.
Posted by: The Dude at November 29, 2016 08:01 PM (stTTh) 112
Narrowly rejected Pelosi campaign slogan: Make Dems Irrelevant Again.
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 08:01 PM (/DvFd) 113
Well hell, Pelosi has the aging bitter feminist geezete vote all locked up. Keep her.
Posted by: Skeptical Voter at November 29, 2016 08:01 PM (Sda6L) 114
Carrier just announced they've reached an agreement to keep their jobs here in the US.
https://twitter.com/Carrier Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2016 08:01 PM (SEXy3) 115
To make it fair, super voters are in play with the upcoming vote. So it's one vote for Ryan. twenty votes for me. Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 29, 2016 08:01 PM (yfObW) 116
Say what you like about my methods, but dammit I got results!
Posted by: Augusto Pinochet at November 29, 2016 07:58 PM (0mRoj) Sometimes you just have to say: "What the fuck....." ...and chamber rounds. Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:02 PM (MHq1d) 117
Ah well. Not sure what I'm rooting for here.
I'm rotting for chaos. And whoever wins, I may just get it! So not tired of #Winning yet. Posted by: DocJ at November 29, 2016 08:02 PM (+7EAV) 118
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belligerently ignorant Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 07:55 PM (0mRoj) what a mellifluous and perfectly descriptive turn of phrase. Posted by: Warai-otoko === Som's got wicked skills. He stabbed a dude with an apostrophe once. True story. 'Geraldo Rivera, belligerently ignorant dumbfuck' needs to be added to the Style Book. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:02 PM (zu88C) 119
Tim Ryan thought the caucus had flipped
But it turns out he's going to get gypped. It's coming up rosy For Nancy Pelosi The sequel to "Tales From The Crypt" Posted by: Muldoon ------------------------ I'm laughing too hard to count. Somebody tell me that this is 140 characters or less. This would go viral in a hearbeat. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 29, 2016 08:02 PM (oj3tJ) 120
Now they're realizing that their "coalition" isn't enough For giggles, let's take a look at their coalition. --homosexuals, lady gaga fans --SEIU --illegal residents --muslim radicals --welfare careerists --the teacher's union/AFL-CIO (but not the majority of the trade union members) -- millenials and other immature idiots Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:03 PM (0cKff) 121
Hey, the Jeff Foxworthy show is on get TV. How did I miss that before?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2016 08:03 PM (6Ll1u) 122
Overheard in Pelosi's parlor: please tell me the super-duper delegates are on board.
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (/DvFd) 123
I have read that a third of the House Democrats come from just three states.
Pretty close only if you consider "New England" a single state, which it kinda-sorta is. Posted by: DocJ at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (UmjAb) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (voOPb) 125
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:02 PM (zu88C)
I am humbled and honored by your recommendation. Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (0mRoj) 126
Tim Ryan will be lucky to get 40 votes.
He's not Progressive enough for this Democrat party. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 07:52 PM (0cKff) Saw him interviewed a few days after he announced he was running. Sounded just like Hillarity, even used some of her talking points.He's as bad as Pelosi, he's just the type of Dem that lies about being a non-progressive. Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (o/EW5) 127
Pelosi loses?
War on women! Democrats hate women--they only want to take orders from white males! Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (RIzwy) 128
121 Hey, the Jeff Foxworthy show is on get TV. How did I miss that before?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2016 08:03 PM (6Ll1u) You mean how did you miss that it's on that channel or how did you miss that he had a sitcom? Posted by: Buzzion at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (z/Ubi) 129
Carrier just announced they've reached an agreement to keep their jobs here in the US. https://twitter.com/Carrier Posted by: NDH Do you goys realize the gravity of this? I don't think you do. So allow me... This is almost like how Iran released the hostages as soon as Reagan was sworn in. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:05 PM (0cKff) Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 08:05 PM (0mRoj) 131
127 Pelosi loses?
War on women! Democrats hate women--they only want to take orders from white males! Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (RIzwy) I think they need to make a new political party! Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:05 PM (92kX2) 132
--homosexuals, lady gaga fans
--SEIU --illegal residents --muslim radicals --welfare careerists --the teacher's union/AFL-CIO (but not the majority of the trade union members) -- millenials and other immature idiots -- Old Kennedy dinosaurs. Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2016 08:05 PM (qUNWi) 133
It's an Opera House of Racism.
Posted by: Tariq Hashhish at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (Tyii7) 134
Tim Ryan is a squish Democrat, so he would be a perfect counterpart to Paul Ryan.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (kFnmp) 135
Pelosi, Schumer, and Ellison, a republican dream team.
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (cOHS7) 136
114 Carrier just announced they've reached an agreement to keep their jobs here in the US.
https://twitter.com/Carrier Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2016 08:01 PM (SEXy3) Psssttttt. Hey you, ....(D)emocrat. ... He's not even the President yet. How do you like us now? Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (MHq1d) 137
We're rooting for Pelosi! You should too.
Posted by: Stupid Braindead CA Voters at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (bYm0Q) 138
He's as bad as Pelosi, he's just the type of Dem that lies about being a non-progressive. Yeah, Joanne. Tim Ryan is...The Same Shit In A Different Diaper. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (0cKff) 139
131 127 Pelosi loses?
War on women! Democrats hate women--they only want to take orders from white males! Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:04 PM (RIzwy) I think they need to make a new political party! Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:05 PM (92kX2) The Dried Clams Party Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (0mRoj) 140
2017 is going to be an amazing year Sooth.
Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (BO/km) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (LuZz8) 142
Trump said all he'd have to do is call up the CEO and 'splain things to him, and within 24 hours they'd agree to stay. He's done it twice so far, and he isn't even sworn in yet.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (DW+jj) Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (0mRoj) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (0cKff) 145
23 Vote for me or Hillary and I will scissor on the floor of the House.
Posted by: Nasty Pelosi at November 29, 2016 Got room for one more in there? Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (aviWf) 146
Do you goys realize the gravity of this? I don't think you do. So allow me...
This is almost like how Iran released the hostages as soon as Reagan was sworn in. **** Ah hellz no! Just ask the twitterati: This is awful! How dare he pick winners and losers! How dare he offer incentives to just one specific company! How dare he! What? We don't know the particulars yet? Pfft. There' bitching and moaning to do! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (SEXy3) 147
Give Pelosi credit. Long after she's dead, her tits will still be large and perky, and her face will be a rictus death mask.
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (LAe3v) 148
It makes me happy that the rotten old lady has nothing better to do with her life other than cling to a pathetic semblance of power. With no actual, you know, power.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (CjySC) Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (0mRoj) 150
Ace went into the future to post this.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (tHwdc) 151
Yes
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2016 08:08 PM (6Ll1u) 152
This is almost like how Iran released the hostages as soon as Reagan was sworn in.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:05 PM (0cKff) Kinda sorta ...... yes. Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:08 PM (MHq1d) 153
There is a #standwithnancy twitter hashtag. I'm not kidding.
Posted by: Vendette at November 29, 2016 08:08 PM (KEydC) 154
120
Now they're realizing that their "coalition" isn't enough For giggles, let's take a look at their coalition. --homosexuals, lady gaga fans --SEIU --illegal residents --muslim radicals --welfare careerists --the teacher's union/AFL-CIO (but not the majority of the trade union members) -- millenials and other immature idiots Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:03 PM (0cKff) -------------------------------------------------- Ya know, when I'm feeling bummed out about my life, that's a good list to perk me up. Things could always be worse. Posted by: Oschisms at November 29, 2016 08:08 PM (ZsN9X) 155
Has anyone heard from Humidor Abedin lately?
Did she tweet any support for the guy who flunked drivers' ed at THE Ohio State University? Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:08 PM (RIzwy) 156
One of the funniest twitter handles I've seen: "Bela Pelosi" with a pic of the Count from Sesame Street. Sums it up perfectly. Pretty funny guy too.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 08:08 PM (OkKDg) 157
Sweep the leg, Timmy!!
Posted by: runningrn at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (sUP4M) 158
The Dried Clams Party
Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2016 08:06 PM (0mRoj) The LBGTQYYSQRFTNLP SUPERCALIFRAGILISIOUSEX PIALADOCIOUSSESQUIPEDA LIANFERROMAGNETICDIPOLE MOMENT Party! Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (92kX2) 159
Any mention of benefit to The People? Or is it just a struggle for power within the Leadership.
Wait, what's good for the Leadership is good for The People. Trickle Down. Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (XoldI) 160
Anyone who opposes Our Nancy is a Trumpite racist.
To elect a white, heterosexual male from one of the grubby flyover states that voted for Trump would be against everything that the Democratic Party stands for. Nancy Now! Nancy Forever! Posted by: Nancy Pelosi's Sockpuppet at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (Mrl1e) 161
Actually a third of Dems in House are from California, NY, and Texas.
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (stTTh) 162
2017 is going to be an amazing year Sooth. Before the election I said 2017 will be, regardless of the outcome of the election, will be the Year of the Purge. I was referring to the right and people like Glenn Beck and Erickson's website. But now I'll include the Left, too. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (0cKff) 163
Ahem.
Posted by: The Barrel at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (8Qnh9) 164
New Conspiracy Theory: Pence flew to Carrier HQ in an SR-71 before the election to get Carrier to pretend they were going to Mexico to make Trump look good now.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (DW+jj) 165
Aetius vodka'd the blog.
Posted by: eleven at November 29, 2016 08:10 PM (qUNWi) 166
Wow. Margins. Blown.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 08:10 PM (PY9jH) 167
Ace went into the future to post this. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (tHwdc) Impossible. I've been told that Teh Ewok totally doesn't have a time machine. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 29, 2016 08:10 PM (LuZz8) 168
I'm all in for Nancy Pelosi.
Tim Ryan is every bit as leftist as she is but he's more attractive. The fact that he is unknown makes him more marketable to the LIVs. He can pretend to care about bitter-clingers and get away with it more easily. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 29, 2016 08:10 PM (Nox3c) 169
164 New Conspiracy Theory: Pence flew to Carrier HQ in an SR-71 before the election to get Carrier to pretend they were going to Mexico to make Trump look good now.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (DW+jj) If Trump has an SR-71 on standby, he just went up in my estimation. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:10 PM (92kX2) 170
" 114 Carrier just announced they've reached an agreement to keep their jobs here in the US.
https://twitter.com/Carrier Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2016 08:01 PM (SEXy}" --------------------------------- I don't know about anybody else but I am not tired of winning. Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at November 29, 2016 08:10 PM (cOHS7) Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:10 PM (8Qnh9) 172
I agree. Keep the loser.
Posted by: teh Wind at November 29, 2016 08:11 PM (x2bNT) 173
Didn't Tim Ryan run the mile in under 4:00?
Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:11 PM (RIzwy) 174
Is there more vodka in the barrel, my orange juice is getting lonely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:11 PM (92kX2) 175
SSDD
Same shit, different diaper. I just made that up. Posted by: Soothsayer === It solidly skewers divisive dickheads. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:11 PM (zu88C) 176
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (92kX2)
Make the margins a sandwich before heading to the barrel Posted by: Buzzion at November 29, 2016 08:12 PM (gURv6) 177
I read the other day that the Ryan boys both work out at the same gym....
Posted by: runningrn at November 29, 2016 08:12 PM (sUP4M) 178
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (92kX2)
I'm pretty sure the bloody Romans never blew the margins. Posted by: The People's Front of Judea at November 29, 2016 08:12 PM (jV8Mq) 179
The Dems are no more able to plan a smooth succession than other Communists. In Pelosi's case, however, we can skip the embalming step prior to her placement in a mausoleum.
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2016 08:12 PM (LAe3v) 180
Apropos of nothing, I see that Suicide Squad is on the nets.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:12 PM (8Qnh9) 181
This just sucks on a phone
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 29, 2016 08:13 PM (6Ll1u) 182
>> I read the other day that the Ryan boys both work out at
>> the same gym.... My God, what if they're Weinering in there. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 08:13 PM (DW+jj) 183
Call backs. Nice!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:13 PM (92kX2) 184
If this ryan fella wins the vote, you can count on a recount. Probably recount the recount until the desired count has been counted.
Then fini! No more recounts. Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 29, 2016 08:13 PM (d76uN) 185
Carrier just announced they've reached an agreement to keep their jobs here in the US.
https://twitter.com/Carrier Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2016 08:01 PM (SEXy3) CNBC - But but but when will Trump tank the stock market?? Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 08:13 PM (auHtY) 186
|--WIDE || || || LOAD--|
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:13 PM (zu88C) 187
Same shit, different diaper.
I just made that up. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (0cKff) But,.... it fits. Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:13 PM (MHq1d) 188
Feels good to stretch.
Posted by: Hope Solo at November 29, 2016 08:14 PM (MQZBa) Posted by: Clubber Lang at November 29, 2016 08:14 PM (XoldI) 190
>>>Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (92kX2)
Dude, you're in the barrel, manning the magnum gloryhole. Posted by: Fritz at November 29, 2016 08:15 PM (6uMKl) 191
Is this becoming one of those widely read blogs?
Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2016 08:15 PM (BO/km) 192
Ryan (D) says he has a better six pack than Ryan (R).
Seriously I heard him say that. Warning. Sign. Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 08:15 PM (stTTh) 193
119 Tim Ryan thought the caucus had flipped
But it turns out he's going to get gypped. It's coming up rosy For Nancy Pelosi The sequel to "Tales From The Crypt" Posted by: Muldoon ------------------------ I'm laughing too hard to count. Somebody tell me that this is 140 characters or less. This would go viral in a hearbeat. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 29, 2016 08:02 PM (oj3tJ) I counted 151 (you have to include spaces and punctuation). I guess that's why you don't see limericks on Twitter. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 08:15 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 29, 2016 08:15 PM (Tyii7) 195
The Young Turks in this situation just want their chance to be Blue Dogs until the House goes Democrat again.
Then, we'll get the 2020's version of the Bathroom Wars and "It's for the children. Why do you hate children?" Posted by: Skunky Choom at November 29, 2016 08:15 PM (CbGSW) 196
Ryan (D) says he has a better six pack than Ryan (R).
Seriously I heard him say that. Warning. Sign. ==== Yeah. He gay. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:16 PM (zu88C) 197
147 Give Pelosi credit. Long after she's dead, her tits will still be large and perky, and her face will be a rictus death mask.
Posted by: pep at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (LAe3v) I hope she donates her face for a reprint of the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis--now, with eternal blinking! Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 29, 2016 08:16 PM (jV8Mq) Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 08:16 PM (DW+jj) 199
Too bad all the ettes will be so offended with all this manspreading.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:16 PM (92kX2) 200
isn't tim ryan the guy that used to do a fucked up job with sports on one of the alphabets?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 29, 2016 08:16 PM (KP5rU) 201
174 Is there more vodka in the barrel, my orange juice is getting lonely.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:11 PM (92kX2) Look under the .... no wait, .. don't. Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:16 PM (MHq1d) 202
I'd like to send the MFM members who praised Fidel and who make excuses for the OSU attacker a bag of dog crap. But I'm too lazy to actually follow through since I'd be paranoid about no fingerprints and have to come up with a fake name and addy for return address and all that blather.
Posted by: PaleRider, follow link to help SMFH now Joy at November 29, 2016 08:17 PM (dkExz) Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:17 PM (8Qnh9) 204
I read the other day that the Ryan boys both work out at the same gym....
........... Does Tim use the same nipple rouge as Paul? Posted by: wth at November 29, 2016 08:17 PM (2WITp) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 08:17 PM (IqV8l) 206
120
Now they're realizing that their "coalition" isn't enough For giggles, let's take a look at their coalition. --homosexuals, lady gaga fans --SEIU --illegal residents --muslim radicals --welfare careerists --the teacher's union/AFL-CIO (but not the majority of the trade union members) -- millenials and other immature idiots Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:03 PM (0cKff) ----------------------------- By "welfare careerists" do you mean the bureaucrats administering the programs? If so, you forgot the FSA. And blacks. And feminists. It may be a pathetic coalition, but it's a very big one. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 29, 2016 08:18 PM (Nox3c) 207
The Law of Holes doesn't actually apply to Pelose & her Dem horde. They have stop digging. They're just comfortable standing in the bottom admiring their work.
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 08:18 PM (/DvFd) 208
Why Ryan?
What happened to that other fkn Irish yayhoo that was running for President (D) ? ] Manley? Mallard something? Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (zu88C) Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (6IPEM) 210
By "welfare careerists" do you mean the bureaucrats administering the programs? Good point. I forgot federal employees. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (0cKff) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (zu88C) 212
Ryan (D) says he has a better six pack than Ryan (R).
Seriously I heard him say that. Warning. Sign. Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 08:15 PM (stTTh) .................. Some staring going on in there, eh? Maybe a little towel snapping? Posted by: wth at November 29, 2016 08:20 PM (2WITp) 213
Same shit, different diaper.
I just made that up. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:07 PM (0cKff) But,.... it fits. Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:13 PM (MHq1d) Yeah, well, that depends. Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 08:20 PM (o/EW5) 214
Think we need to put more reading material in here. All there is is a dog eared copy of Das Kapital with pages ripped out and old tv guides.
Posted by: Aetius451AD from inside the Barrel at November 29, 2016 08:20 PM (92kX2) 215
Please tell us there's at least a Starbucks in the Wilderness
Posted by: Dems at November 29, 2016 08:20 PM (YWJmU) 216
I want her to win so they stay ultra left, on the other hand I want her to lose for the schadenfreude of seeing her cry. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 29, 2016 08:20 PM (ODxAs) 217
So wait -- if this guy wins, then
The Majority Leader in Congress will be named Paul Ryan; The Minority Leader in Congress will be named Tim Ryan. In the spirit of maximizing chaos, confusion and anarchy, I am now officially rooting for the guy! Imagine political writers trying to disentangle THAT mess!: "In Congress today, Paul Ryan proposed lifting the restrictions on the ban on limiting filibuster rule updates. Tim Ryan said he's considering opposing the lifting of the restrictions. Ryan replied that he would ease the ban on the rule limits if Ryan agreed to limit the filibuster restrictions. Ryan replied that if the limits on the ban overrides the rule, then Ryan should promise Ryan not to filibuster the restrictions on the lifting of the limits. Ryan replied -- oh fuck it, I've lost track of who's who already, shit...." Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2016 08:20 PM (jBuUi) 218
There were some decent (meaning not radical left) Blue Dog Dems out there until Stretch Pelosi ran her progressives against them in the primaries. That sort of nonsense has been killing her party in state legislatures and statehouses.
Let her keep moving her party further to the left and keep watching the states turn on her. If they don't move towards the center they'll lose more of their standing in the federal government too. Posted by: Hank at November 29, 2016 08:21 PM (WxHbo) 219
He is the Kwisatz Trumperach.
EPA plans to withdraw pollution regulations for seven Texas power plants http://bit.ly/2gDWj3w Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:21 PM (8Qnh9) 220
It was me. Either the long string of capitals or the inclusion of both mary poppins and chemistry terms in the same acronym.
Posted by: Aetius451AD from inside the Barrel at November 29, 2016 08:21 PM (92kX2) 221
219 He is the Kwisatz Trumperach.
EPA plans to withdraw pollution regulations for seven Texas power plants http://bit.ly/2gDWj3w Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:21 PM (8Qnh9) That's great. Only 56 states to go. Posted by: Aetius451AD from inside the Barrel at November 29, 2016 08:22 PM (92kX2) 222
217
"In Congress today, Paul Ryan proposed lifting the restrictions on the ban on limiting filibuster rule updates. Tim Ryan said he's considering opposing the lifting of the restrictions. Ryan replied that he would ease the ban on the rule limits if Ryan agreed to limit the filibuster restrictions. Ryan replied that if the limits on the ban overrides the rule, then Ryan should promise Ryan not to filibuster the restrictions on the lifting of the limits. Ryan replied -- oh fuck it, I've lost track of who's who already, shit...." Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2016 08:20 PM (jBuUi) Mind if we call you Ryan just to keep it clear? Posted by: Ryan at November 29, 2016 08:22 PM (sdi6R) 223
It was me. Either the long string of capitals or the inclusion of both mary poppins and chemistry terms in the same acronym. Posted by: Aetius451AD from inside the Barrel at November 29, 2016 08:21 PM (92kX2) Shouldn't you be stuck to something in the Barrel? Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 08:22 PM (PY9jH) 224
220 It was me. Either the long string of capitals or the inclusion of both mary poppins and chemistry terms in the same acronym.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Your comment 158 is the culprit. Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2016 08:22 PM (jBuUi) 225
And our glutes are supple and firm.
Posted by: The Ryan Boyz at November 29, 2016 08:22 PM (Tyii7) 226
Mulberry? Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:22 PM (0cKff) 227
Mulva?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:23 PM (8Qnh9) 228
Are they... wagging me?
Posted by: pontius pilate at November 29, 2016 08:23 PM (6FqZa) 229
And our glutes are supple and firm.
Posted by: The Ryan Boyz at November 29, 2016 08:22 PM (Tyii7) *perks up* *really, really up* Posted by: Totally Not Gay Barack at November 29, 2016 08:23 PM (PY9jH) 230
Monkberry Moon Delight
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 08:23 PM (IqV8l) 231
O'Malley Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:23 PM (0cKff) 232
Also, the New Ben Hur is in the wild.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:24 PM (8Qnh9) 233
It was me. Either the long string of capitals or the inclusion of both mary poppins and chemistry terms in the same acronym.
Posted by: Aetius451AD from inside the Barrel at November 29, 2016 08:21 PM (92kX2) ****** I want to say Barell for you and MP4, but I can't. I'll just adjust to the widened blog stance Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:24 PM (6IPEM) 234
And our glutes are supple and firm.
Posted by: The Ryan Boyz Oy, two "bottoms" in the House. I suppose they're both watching "requiem for a dream" for pointers on how to make ends meet Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 29, 2016 08:24 PM (6FqZa) 235
217---"...oh fuck it, I've lost track of who's who already, shit...."
Posted by: zombie at November 29, 2016 08:20 PM (jBuUi) --------------------- Face it, they'll have to call them Timmy and Paulie. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 29, 2016 08:24 PM (Nox3c) Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:24 PM (RIzwy) 237
209 Blog fat; margins blown.
Is not what Ace meant by GAINZ. Who's responsible? Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (6IPEM) Fixed for haiku. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 29, 2016 08:25 PM (jV8Mq) 238
Hey, Tim, I need a back rub here. Get the lotion.
Posted by: Paul Ryan at November 29, 2016 08:25 PM (DW+jj) 239
Also, I have to complain to the manager, this wet bar only has dark eyes and mccormicks in the plastic bottles. There are bottles of Val-U-rite, but it looks like someone could not make it to the pit in the corner...
Posted by: Aetius451AD from inside the Barrel at November 29, 2016 08:25 PM (92kX2) 240
Can we 'manspread' now?
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 08:25 PM (aAlFX) 241
Some staring going on in there, eh?
Maybe a little towel snapping? *first few bars of Careless Whisper* Posted by: a mournful saxophone at November 29, 2016 08:25 PM (6FqZa) 242
Did someone already do the Larry Craig sock?
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:25 PM (6IPEM) 243
Why do all these Congressmen keep sucking my dick?
Posted by: Paul Ryan at November 29, 2016 08:26 PM (8Qnh9) 244
Also, I have to complain to the manager, this wet
bar only has dark eyes and mccormicks in the plastic bottles. There are bottles of Val-U-rite, but it looks like someone could not make it to the pit in the corner... Posted by: Aetius451AD from inside the Barrel at November 29, 2016 08:25 PM (92kX2) Quitcher bitchin'. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 08:26 PM (PY9jH) 245
He is the Kwisatz Trumperach.
=== You better not shout, You better not cry, You better not pout, I'm telling you why.... HE'S COMING. AND HELL'S COMING WITH HIM. YOU HEAR ME? HELL'S. COMING. WITH HIM! Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:26 PM (zu88C) 246
We're nobody's fools. We know where our dicks are painted.
Posted by: The Ryan Boyz at November 29, 2016 08:27 PM (Tyii7) 247
243 Why do all these Congressmen keep sucking my dick?
Posted by: Paul Ryan at November 29, 2016 08:26 PM (8Qnh9) Well, couwdn't hwurt! Posted by: Bawney Fwank at November 29, 2016 08:27 PM (92kX2) 248
243
Why do all these Congressmen keep sucking my dick? Posted by: Paul Ryan at November 29, 2016 08:26 PM (8Qnh9) === Shut the thread down. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:27 PM (zu88C) 249
243 Why do all these Congressmen keep sucking my dick?
Posted by: Paul Ryan ______ Technically, I'm not in Congress anymore. Posted by: Dennis Hastert at November 29, 2016 08:27 PM (RIzwy) 250
The blog has been embiggened
Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at November 29, 2016 08:28 PM (hCdMd) 251
Still not tired of winning.
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 08:29 PM (stTTh) 252
The blog has been embiggened
Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at November 29, 2016 08:28 PM (hCdMd) Go bigly or go home. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 08:29 PM (PY9jH) 253
Aand Leon is getting wider...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2016 08:29 PM (C9pBZ) 254
So, do you think the Carrier staying story is Guido and Nunzio arm twisting? Or assurances that Obamacare is dead?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:29 PM (92kX2) 255
We plan on a reach around the aisle, so to speak.
Posted by: The Ryan Boyz at November 29, 2016 08:29 PM (Tyii7) 256
If he does win somehow, someone needs to do a photoshop of him and Paul Ryan onto the London Boys photo and send it to ace.
Posted by: buzzion at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (z/Ubi) 257
It's nice to have a comment section as girthy as my schadenboner!
Posted by: Oschisms at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (ZsN9X) 258
I think they're gonna dump her. That's why they made the vote secret. Can't bee seen voting against the girl.
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (8b+oT) 259
244 Quitcher bitchin'.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 08:26 PM (PY9jH) Yeah, really. The recent donation drive at least afforded an upgrade from Popov. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (jV8Mq) 260
And no, for the last time, I *don't* know where the Whip is.
Posted by: Also Paul Ryan at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (sK2fh) 261
Why Ryan?
What happened to that other fkn Irish yayhoo that was running for President (D) ? ] Manley? Mallard something? Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (zu88C) Malarkey Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (auHtY) 262
Blog fat; margins blown.
Is not what Ace meant by GAINZ. Who's responsible? Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (6IPEM) ****** Fixed for haiku. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 29, 2016 -------- Thanks for the assist. I suck at haikus so bad Very much improved. Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (6IPEM) 263
>> Why do all these Congressmen keep sucking my dick?
Mr. Wolf gave us the go-ahead. And remember, you promised me a reach around. Posted by: Tim Ryan at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (DW+jj) 264
Widescreen theater format!
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 08:31 PM (8b+oT) 265
Updated: For giggles, let's take a look at their coalition. --Black Lives Matter, an organization that riots and assassinates police officers --homosexuals, lady gaga fans --SEIU --illegal residents --muslim radicals --welfare careerists --the teacher's union/AFL-CIO (but not the majority of the trade union members) -- millenials and other immature idiots -- federal employees Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:31 PM (0cKff) 266
192 Ryan (D) says he has a better six pack than Ryan (R).
Seriously I heard him say that. Warning. Sign. Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 08:15 PM (stTTh) That's what the kids tell him. Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 29, 2016 08:31 PM (Tegl7) 267
Manley? Mallard something?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (zu88C) McCloud? Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 08:31 PM (sK2fh) 268
Oh, this is awesome. WZ has a story that an ice cream shop has a new flavor "Burn in Hell, Fidel." Chocolate and Cayenne.
I'd really like a scoop or two. That is good marketing. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:31 PM (92kX2) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (0cKff) 270
Just catching up here, who blew the margins?
Got willowed on the last thread...just bitching about what an incredible dipshit Jerry Rivers is. Saw him on Tucker Carlson and wondered how that narcissistic azzhole still has a job. I'm loving TC's show, he invites idiots and eviscerates them! Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (o/90i) 271
257 It's nice to have a comment section as girthy as my schadenboner!
Posted by: Oschisms at November 29, 2016 08:30 PM (ZsN9X) ------------------------------------------ For the first time in my life, I'm proud of this blog. Posted by: Oschisms' Schadenboner at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (ZsN9X) 272
Chief? Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (0cKff) 273
if hating Pelosi is wrong I don't want to be right!
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (2X7pN) Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (auHtY) 275
Oh, this is awesome. WZ has a story that an ice cream shop has a new flavor "Burn in Hell, Fidel." Chocolate and Cayenne. I'd really like a scoop or two. That is good marketing. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:31 PM (92kX2) You do NOT want to eat in the Barrel. Just trust me on this. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (PY9jH) 276
Nancy has a pea brain, nice cans and lots of money.
If she loses, she can always sleep with Jay-Z, marry Kanye West and do a rap video with Snoop Doggy Dog. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (ej1L0) Posted by: jsg at November 29, 2016 08:33 PM (YWJmU) 278
Skipper!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 08:33 PM (IqV8l) 279
McCloud widened the margins. McCloud!
Posted by: Chief Clifford at November 29, 2016 08:33 PM (DW+jj) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:33 PM (zu88C) 281
276 Nancy has a pea brain, nice cans and lots of money.
If she loses, she can always sleep with Jay-Z, marry Kanye West and do a rap video with Snoop Doggy Dog. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (ej1L0) You and I have... different definitions of "Nice cans." Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:33 PM (92kX2) 282
250 The blog has been embiggened
Posted by: Beto Ochoa ---------------------- Phone users hardest hit. Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 29, 2016 08:34 PM (oj3tJ) 283
So it's being announced that Carrier will not be leaving Indiana, thanks to Trump saving over 1,000 jobs
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 29, 2016 08:34 PM (dKiJG) 284
MacGyver is dead?
Posted by: The Ryan Boyz at November 29, 2016 08:34 PM (Tyii7) 285
Well, there's a pecan and pepper ice cream over at HEB...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2016 08:34 PM (C9pBZ) 286
264 Widescreen theater format!
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 08:31 PM (8b+oT) I hate those big white bars on the top and bottom of the comments. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 29, 2016 08:34 PM (jV8Mq) 287
265
Updated: For giggles, let's take a look at their coalition. --Black Lives Matter, an organization that riots and assassinates police officers --homosexuals, lady gaga fans --SEIU --illegal residents --muslim radicals --welfare careerists --the teacher's union/AFL-CIO (but not the majority of the trade union members) -- millenials and other immature idiots -- federal employees Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:31 PM (0cKff) The scary part is that it's so close to a majority. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 08:35 PM (sdi6R) 288
276 Nancy has a pea brain, nice cans and lots of money.
If she loses, she can always sleep with Jay-Z, marry Kanye West and do a rap video with Snoop Doggy Dog. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (ej1L0) You and I have... different definitions of "Nice cans." Posted by: Aetius451AD ----- I think he means he's seen her pantry. Cans of peas. Nice ones. Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 08:35 PM (8b+oT) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:35 PM (0cKff) 290
It may be a pathetic coalition, but it's a very big one.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 29, 2016 08:18 PM (Nox3c) True, but they are not homogeneous and they are not even close to being on the same page. Every setback, has them at each others throats. ...and I fucking love it. Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:36 PM (MHq1d) 291
Manley? Mallard something?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:19 PM (zu88C) Mitchell! Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 08:36 PM (auHtY) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:36 PM (zu88C) 293
There were some decent (meaning not radical left)
Blue Dog Dems out there until Stretch Pelosi ran her progressives against them in the primaries. That sort of nonsense has been killing her party in state legislatures and statehouses. Let her keep moving her party further to the left and keep watching the states turn on her. If they don't move towards the center they'll lose more of their standing in the federal government too. Posted by: Hank at November 29, 2016 08:21 PM (WxHbo) Did Pelosi do a McConnell on the Blue Dogs? I thought it was Obamacare that did ' em in. Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 08:37 PM (o/EW5) 294
I think he means he's seen her pantry. Cans of peas. Nice ones.
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 08:35 PM (8b+oT) Do they also get tucked into her belt? Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:37 PM (92kX2) 295
I thought that the Democrat party declared that they didn't need whit prople in positions of leadership anymore. They want to move ahead with the Donna Brazile/Stephanie Rawlings-Blake brain trust that served them so well in the last election.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 08:37 PM (Pby3z) 296
New Monmouth poll coming out tomorrow.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 08:37 PM (BS8yt) 297
269
The average "working person" has no place nor any interest in today's Democrat party. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (0cKff) That's OK, because they're trying hard to reduce the number of working people. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 08:37 PM (sdi6R) 298
No it was the other Dennis.
Dennis Hopper is dead Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:37 PM (6IPEM) 299
What I'm looking forward to after the vote is the beaming Dems talking about how unified the party is. (In a misery loves company sorta way.)
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 08:38 PM (/DvFd) 300
There are no blue dog Democrats left, they were all taken out behind the shed and put down
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 08:38 PM (BS8yt) 301
New Monmouth poll coming out tomorrow.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 08:37 PM (BS8yt) It's not looking good. Early night and possibly afternoon for Trump Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 08:38 PM (auHtY) 302
The Democrats have a coalition of Scum and Villainy. I also forgot this cohort of the Democrat Coalition: Men who pretend to be women (and are usually Level II sex offenders) and want to use woman's bathrooms. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:39 PM (0cKff) 303
Has anyone seen this yet - Carrier is staying or at least keeping up to 1000 jobs here.
Posted by: IC at November 29, 2016 08:39 PM (gcme+) 304
These margins may never recover from Moochelle walking through.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 29, 2016 08:39 PM (rB/gm) 305
I like big... er...
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2016 08:40 PM (C9pBZ) 306
283 So it's being announced that Carrier will not be leaving Indiana, thanks to Trump saving over 1,000 jobs
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 29, 2016 08:34 PM (dKiJG) -------------------------------- I was just talking about this with my therapist of all people. If The Notorious DJT manages to enforce some immigration laws and repeal Obamacare, that will be the biggest shot in the arm the labor market could possibly see. That sense of financial insecurity will abate and the whole country will be less anxious and depressed. (I realize Carrier may be more of a trade thing, but I remain a free trader in theory for goods. Perfectly happy to abandon those ideals to get immigration enforcement, though.) Posted by: Oschisms at November 29, 2016 08:40 PM (ZsN9X) Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 08:40 PM (/DvFd) 308
Hey did you hear Trump is getting Carrier to stay in the US.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (stTTh) 309
Nancy has a pea brain, nice cans and lots of money.
If she loses, she can always sleep with Jay-Z, marry Kanye West and do a rap video with Snoop Doggy Dog. Posted by: Hairyback Guy Now that Kanye has officially gone insane, it would be funnier for him to marry Bruce Jenner. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (Pby3z) 310
I'm loving TC's show, he invites idiots and eviscerates them!
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 08:32 PM (o/90i) Just goes to show you what arrogant assholes they are - they think they'll wipe the floor with Bowtie Guy. Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (o/EW5) 311
Da Fuqua?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (J+eG2) 312
O'Reilly believes Bergdahl will be pardoned.
If so, not a hot enough place in hell for Choom Boy. Active duty military and veterans will be furious. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (PY9jH) 313
Did Pelosi do a McConnell on the Blue Dogs? I thought it was Obamacare that did ' em in.
Posted by: Joanne _________ Couldn't have been that. They had me. Posted by: Low Information President at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (RIzwy) 314
Can anyone here please explain how "blue" dogs became blue and "yellow" dogs became yellow?
(In the context of Democrats... so no jokes about how Lassie + Krylon = ....) is there some folk-lore I never learned about here? Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (sK2fh) 315
Let her keep moving her party further to the left and keep watching the states turn on her. If they don't move towards the center they'll
lose more of their standing in the federal government too. Posted by: Hank at November 29, 2016 08:21 PM (WxHbo) They have nowhere else to go. Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (MHq1d) 316
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (v0Gca) 317
Body Candy Women's Adult Microfleece Onesie
hotness: 4/5 Updated 3 hr 59 min ago Walmart offers the Body Candy Women's Adult Microfleece Onesie in 10 styles (Monkey pictured) for $10. ==== is this real life? Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (zu88C) 318
Okay, I feel like I dropped acid or something with these margins.
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 08:42 PM (o/EW5) 319
Hey everybody.
From what I understand, one of the last blue dog Dems left in Congress is... Loretta Sanchez. I think she's tolerated because she was elected in Orange County CA, and Dems know if it wasn't her it would be another B-1 Bob Dornan. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 08:42 PM (u8kLQ) 320
314 Can anyone here please explain how "blue" dogs became blue and "yellow" dogs became yellow?
(In the context of Democrats... so no jokes about how Lassie + Krylon = ....) is there some folk-lore I never learned about here? Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (sK2fh) Well, Lassie got a can of Krylon and Nancy Pelosi got some peas... Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:42 PM (92kX2) 321
317 Body Candy Women's Adult Microfleece Onesie
hotness: 4/5 Updated 3 hr 59 min ago Walmart offers the Body Candy Women's Adult Microfleece Onesie in 10 styles (Monkey pictured) for $10. ==== is this real life? Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (zu88C) is this just fantasy? Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:43 PM (92kX2) 322
284 MacGyver is dead?
Posted by: The Ryan Boyz at November 29, 2016 08:34 PM (Tyii7) MacGuyver AND McCloud!??!?!? ..........dooood. Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:43 PM (MHq1d) 323
Meanwhile, the Dane County judge is still hearing arguments as to why a recount by hand should be granted, as the suit brought by Jill Stein demands, Here's the latest from the courtroom:
"It's unclear how long the hearing might last. Judge Valerie Bailey-Rihn says the proceeding will go until people fall asleep and she has blocked off Wednesday to continue the hearing." Too bad the Packers played last night instead of tonight. This thing would already be wrapped up and tied with a bow. Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 08:43 PM (dFi94) 324
Frankly it doesn't matter who leads the Democratic Party, they're not changing anything. Its conceivable that Trump might be able to make changes to the Republican Party but I'm not putting any money on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:43 PM (39g3+) 325
So no one is going to fix the margins.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:43 PM (6IPEM) 326
Eat your damned peas!
Posted by: Barky at November 29, 2016 08:44 PM (DW+jj) 327
caught in a landslide
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:44 PM (8Qnh9) 328
321 317 Body Candy Women's Adult Microfleece Onesie
hotness: 4/5 Updated 3 hr 59 min ago Walmart offers the Body Candy Women's Adult Microfleece Onesie in 10 styles (Monkey pictured) for $10. Pumpkin Spice is extra, I take it. Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:44 PM (MHq1d) 329
Link on body candy?
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (stTTh) 330
325 So no one is going to fix the margins.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:43 PM (6IPEM) ------------------------------------------ I...don't know how. Posted by: Millenial Slacker at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (ZsN9X) 331
no escape from reality
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (sK2fh) Posted by: Eyegore at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (J+eG2) 333
325
So no one is going to fix the margins. Posted by: L, Elle === Why can't the margins just be big and natural ? Why are you forcing unrealistic expectations of thin-ness on the margins? Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (zu88C) 334
It's not looking good. Early night and possibly afternoon for Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 08:38 PM (auHtY) --------- Hillary is expanding the map. Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (BS8yt) 335
Yellow dog Democrats would vote for a yellow dog if it was the Democrat nominee.
* thinks * Is there a yellow dog anywhere around in Kentucky that would like to run for the U.S. Senate? Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (RIzwy) 336
327 caught in a landslide
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:44 PM (8Qnh9) And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (sdi6R) 337
Eliz Warren's rant on the Senate floor was hilarious. The woman is not just a fraud, she's a subversive mish. Here's my interpretation of what she said: Donald Trump and the Republicans might be in control but only because of a technicality, a flaw in the electoral system. I do not accept their authority and neither should you. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (0cKff) Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:46 PM (MHq1d) 339
Congratulations to President Trump on saving the jobs of the Carrier workers who trusted in him and voted for him and needed him to deliver.
Can it be possible? Have we really got a president who will do what he said he would do? Anyway, Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States. Posted by: MTF at November 29, 2016 08:46 PM (sCBEO) 340
IIRC,Pelosi was elected leader in 2006 on the promise to clean house.
She certainly cleaned a lot of Dems out of the house. Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 08:46 PM (XoldI) 341
WIth a name like "body candy" and "micro" I thought that was going to be something slutty and hot. Nope, sort of like, oh hell, what did they call those things, hoodie footies or some shit.
Not hot. Maybe warm for her. But not hot. Posted by: Barky at November 29, 2016 08:46 PM (DW+jj) 342
330 325 So no one is going to fix the margins.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:43 PM (6IPEM) ------------------------------------------ I...don't know how. Posted by: Millenial Slacker at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (ZsN9X) I bet Can Opener Girl could do it! Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 08:47 PM (sdi6R) 343
Reckon the Dems will keep Nasty, staying with what has worked so well in the past and all that...
Posted by: Zettai Ryōiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at November 29, 2016 08:47 PM (kP16F) 344
336 327 caught in a landslide
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:44 PM (8Qnh9) And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (sdi6R) Dammit man! You crossed the streams! Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:47 PM (92kX2) 345
Also hilarious today was The Dumbest Person In The Senate's remarks on Pres-elect Trump. Patty Murray said Trump was distracting the people with his tweets. She said, "It's called 'Look at the birdieee," and extended her arm and made this weird gesture with her hand to pretend it was a bird. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:48 PM (0cKff) 346
Eliz Warren's rant on the Senate floor was hilarious. The woman is not just a fraud, she's a subversive mish.
Here's my interpretation of what she said: Donald Trump and the Republicans might be in control but only because of a technicality, a flaw in the electoral system. I do not accept their authority and neither should you. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (0cKff) It was a glitch..... a technical malfunction. Why won't anyone believe me!!!!! Posted by: Elizabeth I. Gus Fauxchohantus at November 29, 2016 08:48 PM (MHq1d) 347
Is there a yellow dog anywhere around in Kentucky that would like to run for the U.S. Senate?
Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (RIzwy) Sorry, dead, can't run. But I'll be voting! Posted by: Zombie Old Yeller at November 29, 2016 08:48 PM (XoldI) 348
I think he means he's seen her pantry. Cans of peas. Nice ones.
Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 08:35 PM (8b+oT) Do they also get tucked into her belt? Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:37 PM (92kX2) Yeah Baby! I'm a motorboating sonofabitch.... Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2016 08:49 PM (ej1L0) 349
339 Congratulations to President Trump on saving the jobs of the Carrier workers who trusted in him and voted for him and needed him to deliver.
Can it be possible? Have we really got a president who will do what he said he would do? -------- So does this mean Trump's first 100 days have started? Sure seems like it. Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 08:49 PM (/DvFd) 350
Since the margins
Are blown And I am Forced to write In short sentences 2 B readable What's the Best space movies? I say The Right Stuff Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:49 PM (6IPEM) 351
She said, "It's called 'Look at the birdieee," and extended her arm and made this weird gesture with her hand to pretend it was a bird.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:48 PM (0cKff) Maybe she needed Sandy Duncan and Lambchop to illustrate her point better. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:49 PM (92kX2) 352
Maybe clock boy?
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2016 08:50 PM (C9pBZ) 353
Patty Murray said Trump was distracting the people with his tweets.
Heh ..... from a marble-rolling retard. Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:50 PM (MHq1d) 354
Between dividing up the dwindling pies of the CBC and the Progressives Caucus, the Dems look very much like the crew of the Titanic rearranging deck chairs as their ship goes down. Glub, glub, mofos! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 29, 2016 08:50 PM (smOe5) 355
Spaceballs
Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2016 08:50 PM (BO/km) 356
IIRC,Pelosi was elected leader in 2006 on the promise to clean house. She certainly cleaned a lot of Dems out of the house. Posted by: davidt She used the Spaceballs vacuum cleaner. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 08:50 PM (IqV8l) 357
And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU ===== Sketch the trees and the daffodils. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:50 PM (zu88C) 358
I look forward to Trump live Tweeting Senate debates over his nominees and proposals. He'll troll the hell out of 'em.
This is going to be a presidency like we've never seen. Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. Fun as hell. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 08:50 PM (DW+jj) 359
What's the
Best space movies? I say The Right Stuff Posted by: L, Elle _____________ Busty Invaders from Mars Posted by: Furious George at November 29, 2016 08:51 PM (RIzwy) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:51 PM (0cKff) Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:51 PM (6IPEM) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 08:51 PM (EnKk6) 363
The Right Stuff
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:49 PM (6IPEM) Great movie. Best? Tough one. Wrath of Khan. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:51 PM (92kX2) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 29, 2016 08:51 PM (smOe5) 365
Fort for mutually assured destruction. That's what I do.
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 29, 2016 08:51 PM (yTnCT) 366
Can anyone here please explain how "blue" dogs became blue and "yellow" dogs became yellow?
(In the context of Democrats... so no jokes about how Lassie + Krylon = ....) is there some folk-lore I never learned about here? Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 08:41 PM (sK2fh) Southern terms for Democrats after reconstruction. Here's a link:http://tinyurl.com/gtreclg Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (o/EW5) 367
That microfleece stuff is a static nightmare
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (BS8yt) 368
"Not sure what I'm rooting for here."
With an audience of national voters, Pelosi's one of the most recognized and most unpopular Democrats. She has to stay! Not to mention her repeated failures to get back the House after 2010, despite issuing take-it-to-the-bank guarantees of success every two years, are turning into one of those great running jokes of American politics. Keep the laff riot rolling! Posted by: torquewrench at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (noWW6) 369
The Right Stuff
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:49 PM (6IPEM) ------- Alien Aliens 2001 A Space Odyssey Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (JmjOe) 370
I liked Independence Day when it came out. I don't know it it's still good to me, tho. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (0cKff) 371
Amazon Women on the Moon
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (92kX2) 372
who the hell blew out the margins? I can't find the comment...
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (PRtT5) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (0cKff) 374
Schindler's List Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (0cKff) 375
Eliz Warren's rant on the Senate floor was hilarious. The woman is not just a fraud, she's a subversive mish.
Here's my interpretation of what she said: Donald Trump and the Republicans might be in control but only because of a technicality, a flaw in the electoral system. I do not accept their authority and neither should you. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (0cKff) Liz Warren: Him no big chief of mine. This squaw on warpath to drive him from my happy hunting grounds. Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (auHtY) 376
Let me bring you love from the field: poppies red and roses filled with summer rain. To heal the wound and still the pain that threatens again and again as you drag down every lover's lane. Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (b/fp8) 377
That would be root for not fort.
Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (yTnCT) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (smOe5) Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (6IPEM) 380
Dark Star, lots of fun and great sci fi
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (39g3+) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (IqV8l) 382
Is it customary to blow the margins and still comment?
Posted by: Afroman at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (dXUZR) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (C9pBZ) 384
I liked Event Horizon. I loved the concept. They invent a hyperspace jump drive. Turns out that hyperspace is.......Hell!!!!!!
I won't mention porn parody space movies. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (DW+jj) 385
Who blew me?
Posted by: The Margins at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (tHwdc) 386
372 who the hell blew out the margins? I can't find the comment...
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (PRtT5) Think it was mine with the acronym. Search for ferromagnetic or supercali. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (92kX2) 387
OM it's 158
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (stTTh) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (smOe5) Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (BS8yt) 390
Robinson Crusoe on Mars
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (XoldI) 391
Its only partly in space, but Fifth Element has to be in there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (39g3+) 392
I say
The Right Stuff Posted by: L, Elle My fave. Especially, when I want to push the outside of the envelope. "You ready to put the spurs to her, baby? Just put this here in the bunk and wang 'er down." Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (MHq1d) 393
Just goes to show you what arrogant assholes they are - they think they'll wipe the floor with Bowtie Guy.
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 08:41 It's hysterical. They really are that dumb that they appear on his show. too bad TC went nice on his buddy Geraldo, he gave him greif but Geradldo did his boubletalk and TC let him off on that. Professional courtesy I suppose. I detest Geraldo. Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (o/90i) 394
Ace, you have got to get Kennedy on for a podcast.
Posted by: MTF at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (sCBEO) 395
"Ah well. Not sure what I'm rooting for here. "
Injuries. Fatalities would be good. These are America's enemies. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (SRKgf) 396
Space Mutiny
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (IqV8l) 397
I liked Outland a lot too with Sean Connery.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (39g3+) 398
Okay, so I've been held hostage by the Oak Island Series because it's a beautiful gestalt of Templars and treasure and certain death (or at least dismemberment).
I’m pleased as punch to see the History Channel is back to doing what it does best, chiefly what-if pseudohistory and Hitler. I enjoyed their “Templars in America” show and was jazzed that the Kensington Runestone might be a land claim chiseled by a 14th Century Cistertian monk from Gotland and not a hoax made by a Swedish farmer. Don’t even care if it’s true. And tonight – “Hunting Hitler”! Please please please let there be Nazis on the Moon. I pity people like Boulder Terlit Hobo who have to weave their historical narrative threads on a rigid framework of “facts”. My favorite History Channel tropes: Nazis in space Secret Nazi technology Hitler was Totes Gay and a Blow Monkey Remnant populations carrying on ancient traditions (see human sacrifice at Cohokia) Ancienter civilizations that predate ancient civilizations Travels to the new world that predate even the Vikings Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (EnKk6) 399
No but seriously, the Democrats are moving forward on the idea that the election meant Nothing. The Democrats are planning on to continue their same agenda full steam ahead. According to the Democrats, the 2016 election was a mandate for them. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (0cKff) Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (b/fp8) 401
391 Its only partly in space, but Fifth Element has to be in there.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (39g3+) Darn fine movie. And considering how annoying Chris Tucker was, oddly prophetic about popular culture. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (92kX2) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (zu88C) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (C9pBZ) 404
Forbidden Planet
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (BS8yt) Choice. Very. Choice. Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (MHq1d) Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (dKiJG) 406
Space Cowboys was great too, it was everything Armageddon wanted to be but without the dumb crap
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (39g3+) 407
Gaaaaahhhh! The margins!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 08:56 PM (dnWSK) 408
Sunshine Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:56 PM (0cKff) 409
The thread has gone through margin reconstruction surgery.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:56 PM (92kX2) 410
I wish the Carrier Corporation had stayed in New Yorkistan... It still has a fragment of its former presence in Syracuse.
Fun fact: The eponymous Carrier Dome stadium in Syracuse, NY is NOT air-conditioned! Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, #FreeCthulhuAlreadyFFS at November 29, 2016 08:56 PM (kP16F) 411
Nevermind
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (dnWSK) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (0cKff) Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (6IPEM) 414
406 Space Cowboys was great too, it was everything Armageddon wanted to be but without the dumb crap
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:55 PM (39g3+) Except Charleton Heston. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (92kX2) 415
That Richard Thomas movie like The Magnificent Seven in space.
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (XoldI) 416
OM it's 158
Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (stTTh) ( *GlaDOS voice* ) Thank you. Margin reset protocol initiated. Margins restored. Have a nice day! Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (PRtT5) 417
Enemy Mine was really good for a small, lesser known film.
The Democrats are planning on to continue their same agenda full steam ahead. Who knows? They are probably gambling on this being an aberration and people being enraged with or horrified by Donald Trump. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (39g3+) 418
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I just came up with a new excuse for OSU Somali islamic terrorist: Impaired driver. Hey now! He ain't no fellow yellow! Quit appropriating my culture! PLUS he's a dude! Posted by: runningrn at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (sUP4M) 419
Destination Moon
It was quite sophisticated and technologically accurate for 1950. I think it was based on a Heinlein story. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 08:58 PM (zu88C) 421
We will never agree on the best ever space movie. But all 7.5 billion people gee that Aeon Flux was the worst. Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 08:58 PM (JmjOe) 422
372 who the hell blew out the margins? I can't find the comment...
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 08:52 PM (PRtT5) 158 Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:09 PM (92kX2) Wide mouth barrel time? Posted by: jwb7605 at November 29, 2016 08:58 PM (DofIg) Posted by: Mona at November 29, 2016 08:58 PM (XoldI) 424
When your entire constituency is special snowflakes who constantly needs their egos stroked it is hard to campaign on ma pa and apple pie
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 08:58 PM (dnWSK) 425
Enemy Mine very under rated movie.
I don't think Dennis Quaid has ever made a bad movie, InnerSpace notwithstanding. Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:58 PM (b/fp8) 426
Good, I don't have to do those retarded carriage returns any more.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 08:58 PM (sdi6R) 427
397 I liked Outland a lot too with Sean Connery.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (39g3+) Same here. Very well done, I thought. Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 08:59 PM (MHq1d) 428
384 I liked Event Horizon. I loved the concept. They invent a hyperspace jump drive. Turns out that hyperspace is.......Hell!!!!!!
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (DW+jj) Agreed. And, there's always a chance that a relatively intact print of the original director's cut may be uncovered... If you're not familiar with GoodBadFlicks, he did a nice 13 minute retrospective on Event Horizon. https://youtu.be/aR3hfLz5LhE Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 29, 2016 08:59 PM (jV8Mq) 429
I don't think Dennis Quaid has ever made a bad movie, InnerSpace notwithstanding.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 08:58 PM (b/fp Hey, it had Sam Cooke songs in it. Hard to hate. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:59 PM (92kX2) 430
I hate fucking chimps.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (0cKff) -------- Then stop putting your dick in them. Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 08:59 PM (JmjOe) 431
I know I'll take heat for this but I'm fond of
Star Trek: The Motion Picture not the best, of course, and slow as hell, but I don't care I like it. When I got our 60" screen TV the first Sci fi movie I watched was TMP Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 08:59 PM (BS8yt) Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2016 09:00 PM (C9pBZ) 433
Pelosi is probably doing an extra special spirit cooking session tonight to put the whammy on Tim Ryan.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:00 PM (Om16U) 434
No one said Apollo 13. I thought that one was well done. Tom Hanks is a good actor, politics aside.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:00 PM (6IPEM) 435
I have been watching a lot of YouTube videos from Ireland about Trump's victory and they are craping themselves over the fact Trump will try to lower corporate taxes in the use or pass a one time tax for bringing offshore money back into the USA and will US corporations stay in Ireland if Trump brings the rate to 15%.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 29, 2016 09:00 PM (dKiJG) 436
That Richard Thomas movie like The Magnificent Seven in space.
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (XoldI) Battle Beyond the Stars with Robert Vaughn Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 09:00 PM (auHtY) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:00 PM (0cKff) 438
Hey everybody.
From what I understand, one of the last blue dog Dems left in Congress is... Loretta Sanchez. I think she's tolerated because she was elected in Orange County CA, and Dems know if it wasn't her it would be another B-1 Bob Dornan. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 08:42 PM (u8kLQ) She's not a blue dog, she's a liberal. And she's a very, very stupid person. She's tolerated because she's a great cheater. Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 09:01 PM (o/EW5) 439
434 No one said Apollo 13. I thought that one was well done. Tom Hanks is a good actor, politics aside.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:00 PM (6IPEM) Very great movie. The commentary track with James Lovell and his wife is also really interesting. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 09:01 PM (92kX2) 440
( *GlaDOS Voice*)
Aetius451AD to The Barrel, please. Aetius451AD, please report to The Barrel for confinement and re-education regimen. You will be made to care. Thank you. Have a nice day! Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 09:01 PM (PRtT5) 441
I liked the first Star Trek movie a lot, it was pretty neat and had a terrific Star Trek TV show feel to me. I wasn't big on bald girl but she grew on me over the years.
Ice Pirates cracked me up, but its not a very good movie. Its like Spaceballs, dumb and silly but fun Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 09:02 PM (39g3+) 442
That movie had a chimp in it.
I hate fucking chimps. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:57 PM (0cKff) Chuck Heston: Tell me about it Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 09:02 PM (auHtY) 443
Dems using secret ballot. Heh.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 09:02 PM (dnWSK) Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:02 PM (sK2fh) 445
Europa Report.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:02 PM (EnKk6) Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 09:02 PM (stTTh) 447
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was pretty good but as I age I find I like the story less and less.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 09:03 PM (39g3+) 448
If we ever get our act together (America Great Again), and get back to the Moon, they need to carry a pair of Jim Lovell's shoes and make some footprints of his thereupon. And the other two as well.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 09:03 PM (DW+jj) 449
Well anyway, here's hoping lots and lots of liberal bakers were forced against their will to make "burn in hell Fidel" cakes this past weekend.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:03 PM (u8kLQ) 450
Think it was mine with the acronym. Search for ferromagnetic or supercali.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 29, 2016 08:53 PM (92kX2) Only "antiferromagnetic" will undo the damage. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 09:03 PM (SRKgf) 451
Anyone remember the internet ten years ago, 2006? We were amused by a crazy cartoon frog racing around and went "a ding-ding-ding-ding..." Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:04 PM (0cKff) 452
443 Dems using secret ballot. Heh.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 09:02 PM (dnWSK) Check the fuckers' ID. FTW. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 29, 2016 09:04 PM (SRKgf) Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 09:04 PM (auHtY) 454
Professional courtesy I suppose. I detest Geraldo.
Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (o/90i) Ditto. He's such a dirty-birdie. Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 09:04 PM (o/EW5) 455
Joanne, what's spooky is Loretta's considered a blue dog by today's standards. But yes, she has zero interest in representing Orange County, she's usually just another prop vote for the far left.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:04 PM (u8kLQ) 456
Rock Hardknob
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:04 PM (BS8yt) Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (6IPEM) 458
Space Mutiny
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (IqV8l) Slab Bulkhead Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 09:04 PM (auHtY) Blast Hardcheese Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (EnKk6) 459
Thank you.
Margin reset protocol initiated. Margins restored. Have a nice day! Posted by: OregonMuse At some point you may wanna just shitcan the comment entirely pour encourager , just sayin.' Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (1G5R8) 460
Donut Man at Hot Air is a dumbass this time. The Dems will always double/triple down on stupid. They use people even lafter they've stroked out. It's like the mafia. Why does this place link to him?
Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (uE6ah) Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (dFi94) 462
Buff Drinklots
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (jV8Mq) 463
453 Space Mutiny
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 08:54 PM (IqV8l) Slab Bulkhead Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 09:04 PM (auHtY) Blast Thickneck Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (sK2fh) Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:06 PM (aAlFX) 465
Good space movie? The Thing (remake) with Kurt Russell. Freakin' awesome.
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 09:06 PM (o/EW5) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:06 PM (0cKff) 467
Results to be counted by pelosi alone in her office. Pelosi will win 190-2. Ryan will know he voted for himself, and everyone else who votes for Ryan will think he was the only other one.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 09:07 PM (dnWSK) Posted by: Yeeeeeaaarrrrggghhhhh at November 29, 2016 09:07 PM (FlRtG) 469
Crush Brickstone Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:07 PM (0cKff) 470
There have been worse movies than "Muppets From Space" Posted by: freaked at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (BO/km) 471
Too bad it wasn't a vote for the democraps to decide whether or not to leave the country.
Posted by: StrawMan at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (lidp8) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (39g3+) 473
Just wanted to thank the folks who prayed for the seminary student, L, I work with She wanted her baby to be born after 2:00 on Monday afternoon because her husband is an actor doing a Christmas show at schools, and after the Monday performance he wouldn't have another show till Saturday. God heard the prayers because the baby was born this morning at @7:00.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (tOcW/) 474
Big McLargehuge
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (sK2fh) Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (MHq1d) 476
Honestly, it would be nice to have another Dem at the top to loathe. Why no talk of the senate minority leader? Is shumer a given?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (dnWSK) 477
Awesome Fen!
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (JmjOe) 478
Thrash Oakmaster
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (BS8yt) 479
"I have been watching a lot of YouTube videos from Ireland about Trump's victory and they are craping themselves over the fact Trump will try to lower corporate taxes in the use or pass a one time tax for bringing offshore money back into the USA and will US corporations stay in Ireland if Trump brings the rate to 15%."
Ireland is one of the stops on the circuitous route of transfers which Google uses to carefully sanitize its European profits of taxation exposure. The fact that Google backed Hillary enormously, both in terms of cash contributions and also in terms of in-kind donations of technical staff efforts to the Clinton data-mining operation, should not be lost on the interested observer. Posted by: torquewrench at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (noWW6) 480
Dash Riprock
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (DW+jj) 481
Slab Squatthrust Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (auHtY) 482
He did great work on the Rocky Bullwinkle Show.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:06 PM (0cKff) =================================== He really did. He was in a ton of stuff. I think half of the shows in the 50's used him. There was something about him. Grace, maybe. Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (dFi94) 483
Yeah ...Gravity kinda sucked
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (JmjOe) 484
Gravity
SPOILER Was she alive or was it some induced fantasy she was having and her landing the beach meant that she died and she was in Heaven because you keep hearing NASA trying to contact her. Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (dKiJG) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (zu88C) 486
98zJUSMC, it's funny. All the reviews said Gravity was the new 2001... and then *six months later*, all the reviews said Interstellar was the new 2001.
Apparently every SF movie that comes out and that someone anywhere sees is the next 2001. Sigh. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:10 PM (u8kLQ) 487
457 Gravity and Interstellar were disappointing compared to The Right Stuff
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (6IPEM) That's apples and oranges. I haven't seen Interstellar, but I liked both The Right Stuff and Gravity. And Apollo 13. Gravity was important because it set a new standard for realism in cinematic depictions of spaceflight, as 2001 did in 1968 and Destination Moon did in 1950. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:10 PM (sdi6R) 488
Rip Steakface
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:10 PM (EnKk6) 489
Bob Johnson
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:10 PM (sK2fh) Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 29, 2016 09:10 PM (EZDs2) 491
457 Gravity and Interstellar were disappointing compared to The Right Stuff
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (6IPEM) ------- Haven't seen Interstellar, but Gravity was aptly named. Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:10 PM (aAlFX) 492
God heard the prayers because the baby was born this morning at @7:00.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (tOcW/) ========================= Aww. sweet. Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 09:10 PM (dFi94) 493
Crunch Buttsteak
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:11 PM (zu88C) 494
Yeah, not a fan. Haven't seen Interstellar and am in no hurry to do so.
It's interesting. At first I thought that Mumbles McConaughey was a bad casting but he grows on you. Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 09:11 PM (0F67M) 495
Gravity was basically Speed in space.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:11 PM (Om16U) 496
Has anyone seen Bone Tomahawk? Kurt Russell is in it (whom I love as an actor).
With the poor guy that gets cut in half. I'm still upset about seeing that. Also saw Moonlight. It's an Indie pic. Won a lot of awards. Has anyone seen that one? Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:12 PM (6IPEM) 497
He really did. He was in a ton of stuff. I think half of the shows in the 50's used him. There was something about him. Grace, maybe.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 09:09 PM (dFi94) --- Well, he knew how to rock the topper and ascot, for one. I just saw him the other night in a Fred Astaire movie. One of the most singular voices ever. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:12 PM (EnKk6) 498
Dick Thrusthard
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:12 PM (BS8yt) 499
Gravity was important because it set a new standard for realism in cinematic depictions of spaceflight.
---------- You mean the part where they jumped from ship to ship to ship while orbiting at thousands of MPH with no working equipment????? Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:12 PM (JmjOe) 500
The "next 2001" was 2010. And that movie sucked more than a Hoover test lab.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:13 PM (sK2fh) 501
Luke Thighwalker
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 09:13 PM (DW+jj) 502
One of the most singular voices ever.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:12 PM (EnKk6) ============================== Yes, you're right. Posted by: grammie winger at November 29, 2016 09:13 PM (dFi94) 503
There was a movie called Outlander which was basically predator-type alien vs Vikings. I liked it. I think the title is Outlander.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:13 PM (Om16U) 504
Eris,
I loved/hated Europa Report. *Spoilers, maybe* Really cool idea and realistic dangers. I just hate anything that signals that kind of "and then they shut down the space program" vibe. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:13 PM (zu88C) 505
It's not a space movie per se, but the miniseries _From the Earth to the Moon_, about the Apollo years, is worth a viewing.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (noWW6) 506
There was a movie called Outlander which was basically predator-type alien vs Vikings. I liked it. I think the title is Outlander.
Yeah, with James Caviezel. I liked it. Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (0F67M) 507
( *GlaDOS Voice*)
Aetius451AD to The Barrel, please. Aetius451AD, please report to The Barrel for confinement and re-education regimen. You will be made to care. Thank you. Have a nice day! Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 09:01 PM (PRtT5) Sez the guy who mocks and moons the barrel. Have you no shame, sir?! *said in girly Keef Olberdouche voice* Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (PY9jH) 508
There was a movie called Outlander which was basically predator-type alien vs Vikings. I liked it. I think the title is Outlander.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:13 PM (Om16U) with jim caviezel, right? Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (sK2fh) 509
499
You mean the part where they jumped from ship to ship to ship while orbiting at thousands of MPH with no working equipment????? Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:12 PM (JmjOe) Well, you *do* have to ignore orbital planes, and pretend that all spacecraft are sharing the same orbit. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (zu88C) 511
Battlefield Earth.
Posted by: John T at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (XoldI) 512
Honestly, it would be nice to have another Dem at the top to loathe.
LOL. Yes, she's been around since the year dot! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (tOcW/) 513
Here's my interpretation of what she said: Donald Trump and the Republicans might be in control but only because of a technicality, a flaw in the electoral system. I do not accept their authority and neither should you.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 08:45 PM (0cKff) Liz Warren: Him no big chief of mine. This squaw on warpath to drive him from my happy hunting grounds. Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 29, 2016 08:52 Sounds like Lizzie undermining democracy to me. Which I'm sure she's happy to do. But Trump did by holding out to see if the election was honest? What a hypocrite. Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 09:15 PM (o/90i) 514
Warai, oh yeah.
If I were Stanley Kubrick, I would have been just beyond furiously, mindbendingly angry at Peter Hyams for making such a horrible sequel. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:15 PM (u8kLQ) 515
basically predator-type alien vs Vikings. I liked it. I think the title is Outlander.
I kinda looked at it as "Beowulf in Space" Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:15 PM (sK2fh) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Gob-Smacked Rage Monkeys (Suck It, NR!) at November 29, 2016 09:15 PM (smOe5) 517
Apollo was the last hurrah before we begin to decline. Piddling around in LEO after that. We ought to have a permanent Moon base, have made manned Mars missions by now and just now lauching manned missions to the outer solar system.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 09:16 PM (DW+jj) 518
The thing that bothered me most about Gravity is that everything we have in orbit gets destroyed. That was kind of a bummer.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:16 PM (sdi6R) 519
I would say Interstellar is the new 2001, though it is more "triumph of the human spirit" and doesn't have Kubrick's chilly atmosphere (not a diss, I like 2001 a lot).
Who remembers MAD Magazine's "2001 Minutes of a Space Idiocy"? Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:16 PM (EnKk6) 520
Roaring Chicken
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 09:16 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:16 PM (zu88C) 522
basically predator-type alien vs Vikings. I liked it. I think the title is Outlander.
I kinda looked at it as "Beowulf in Space" Posted by: Warai-otoko It IS Beowulf in every sense. Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2016 09:17 PM (1G5R8) 523
You mean the part where they jumped from ship to ship to ship while orbiting at thousands of MPH with no working equipment????? Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:12 PM ---------- And the whole tether line stupidity. What exactly was the force ripping him away from her? Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:17 PM (aAlFX) Posted by: Moshe at November 29, 2016 09:17 PM (EZebt) 525
Battlefield Earth.
Posted by: John T at November 29, 2016 09:14 PM (XoldI) *tosses grenade at comment* My husband was just asked what the best movie (in the theater) was he saw this year. #1 "13 Hours" #2 "Range 15" How many of you morons have seen the second one? Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:17 PM (PY9jH) 526
517 Apollo was the last hurrah before we begin to decline. Piddling around in LEO after that. We ought to have a permanent Moon base, have made manned Mars missions by now and just now lauching manned missions to the outer solar system.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 29, 2016 09:16 PM (DW+jj) Asteroid mining. Posted by: Aetius451AD from the barrel at November 29, 2016 09:17 PM (92kX2) 527
Secret ballot favors the challenger. If Pelosi wins, she won't know who the traitors are and won't be able to punish them.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2016 09:18 PM (R+30W) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 29, 2016 09:18 PM (IqV8l) 529
"predator-type alien vs Vikings"
and I can't pass up on the obvious "Next week on Monday Night Football" joke here.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:18 PM (sK2fh) 530
Really cool idea and realistic dangers. I just hate anything that signals that kind of "and then they shut down the space program" vibe.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:13 PM (zu88C) --- I don't remember that part, just the "final transmission". Because of course they sent another mission out there to punch that alien in the junk. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:18 PM (EnKk6) 531
Please, oh please let Dan Quayle be in the Trump admin.
I've said it before, he is one of the few politicians that never lost any respect in my eyes. Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:19 PM (BS8yt) 532
How many of you morons have seen the second one?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:17 PM (PY9jH) --- It's not available on Netflix yet. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:19 PM (EnKk6) 533
You guys should see Moonlight. You can only probably find it at an art cinema place. I wonder what your reactions and movie reviews would be. I found it challenging.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:19 PM (6IPEM) 534
She likes to be called Leader Pelosi.
I always preferred SENATOR. I worked so very, very hard for the title. Posted by: Babs Boxer at November 29, 2016 09:19 PM (PY9jH) 535
Not even one vote for Flash Gordon?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 29, 2016 09:20 PM (EZDs2) 536
Galaxy Quest
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:20 PM (BS8yt) 537
Holy cow, Three Stooges, "Have rocket will travel", do you guys even movie?
Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at November 29, 2016 09:20 PM (CL76w) 538
On Twitter, pic of Trump having dinner with Romney.
Romney's looking at the camera and seems as if he wants to type out in morse code with his eyelids, "HELP ME" :-P Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:20 PM (u8kLQ) 539
Please, oh please let Dan Quayle be in the Trump admin.
------- All the Spidey heads alone would be worth it. Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:20 PM (JmjOe) 540
That nanzi pelussy is just an enigma, ain't she? Broke the mold when they made her. Can you imagine her and that mccollum girl and me in charge?
the original hellary Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2016 09:20 PM (zLDYs) 541
Because of course they sent another mission out there to punch that alien in the junk.
Posted by: All Hail Eris === You just fixed that whole damn movie for me. : ) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (zu88C) Posted by: Evilpens at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (y3aQB) Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (stTTh) Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (JmjOe) 545
Yeah, I agree the Dems have dug themselves so deep into the identity politics hole they're not going to ditch Pelosi for a white guy - even a white guy from the heartland they need to recapture if they're going to win in 2020. They've just swung too far to the left to correct themselves and they show no signs of having learned one damn thing from the election.
I was hoping they'd really shoot themselves in the ass and pick Keith Ellison, but keeping Pelosi is good too. Picking Ryan would make life too confusing for their MSM allies, who would constantly have to distinguish between the good Ryan minority leader and the bad Ryan majority leader. For the record, I'm not nuts about either Ryan. Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (P8951) 546
I would love if the dems 'suicided' and put Ellison in power. It would be (if not the final one) a nail in the parties coffin.
Posted by: Evil-Bun-Bun at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (DngKa) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (u8kLQ) 548
Oops. NJB sock off
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (EZebt) 549
So what is the status of the recounts now?. I haven't been following the performance on the Steinway.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (tOcW/) 550
Thank you.
Margin reset protocol initiated. Margins restored. Have a nice day! Posted by: OregonMuse At some point you may wanna just shitcan the comment entirely pour encourager , just sayin.' Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2016 09:05 PM (1G5R My double-barrelled comments of 11/19 were shitcanned entirely. Very cruel, very cruel. And I spent TWO HOURS in the Barrel for that. Life is very unfair. Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (tHwdc) 551
Another day in November, another win. As a conservative, I am utterly unequipped by either experience or training to deal with this.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (ppaKI) 552
Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at November 29, 2016 09:20 PM (CL76w)
Not with Curly Joe Rita Posted by: Evilpens at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (y3aQB) 553
523
And the whole tether line stupidity. What exactly was the force ripping him away from her? Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:17 PM (aAlFX) Why, gravity, of course. That was actually accurate. If one of them was closer to Earth than the other, their orbital speeds would be different, and they would be pulled apart. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (sdi6R) 554
526 Asteroid mining.
Posted by: Aetius451AD from the barrel at November 29, 2016 09:17 PM (92kX2) With tactical nukes? Hell, yeah! Posted by: LCDR Sheridan at November 29, 2016 09:22 PM (jV8Mq) 555
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity.
It's every bit as good as it sounds Wait, did I say good? I meant bad. Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 29, 2016 09:22 PM (VSenK) 556
Oblivion with Tom Cruise was pretty good. Anybody see it? He's turned into a pretty good action guy. Live, Die, Repeat/Edge of Tomorrow was great.
Love Jack Reacher, read all the books. Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 09:22 PM (o/EW5) 557
Is AtC around??
I went out to get the mail this afternoon, and there's an arachnid living in my mailbox. I suppose it's a Federal crime if I set it on fire. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:23 PM (PY9jH) 558
DeRita ! DAMN
Posted by: Evilpens at November 29, 2016 09:23 PM (y3aQB) 559
Picking Ryan would make life too confusing for their MSM allies, who would constantly have to distinguish between the good Ryan minority leader and the bad Ryan majority leader. For the record, I'm not nuts about either Ryan.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (P8951) --- That's easy, Captain. Ryan is blue on his right and red on his left. The other Ryan is red on his right and blue on his left. Totally different races! *the two Ryans get into a knife fight on the bridge* Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:23 PM (EnKk6) 560
God heard the prayers because the baby was born this morning at @7:00.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:08 PM (tOcW/) ------------------- Fenelon, this is great news! I was thinking of her all day. Thanks for letting us know. Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 09:23 PM (uHcnA) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:23 PM (zu88C) 562
So Oregon Muse fixed the margins?
Thank you so much, OM Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (6IPEM) 563
538 On Twitter, pic of Trump having dinner with Romney.
Well one thing about that dinner, you know the bar bill won't be bad. "Waiter, Mr. Romney and I will have another glass of water." Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (P8951) 564
Because of course they sent another mission out there to punch that alien in the junk.
Posted by: All Hail Eris === You just fixed that whole damn movie for me. : ) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (zu88C) I imagine a space-suit clad space-marine actually yelling out "JUNK PUNCH!" just before doing so. (thwap!) Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (sK2fh) 565
I also heard on Facebook, Dollywood is on fire.
Not Dolly herself, though. She's had so much plastic surgery, she only melted. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (u8kLQ) 566
I thought Edge of Tomorrow was pretty good too.
Posted by: Weasel at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (Sfs6o) Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (8ikIW) 568
Time: Muslim killer claims he loves America! He said so on social media!
yeah, like Ike loved Tina Posted by: AltonJackson at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (v0Gca) 569
517 Apollo was the last hurrah before we begin to decline. Piddling around in LEO after that. We ought to have a permanent Moon base, have made manned Mars missions by now and just now lauching manned missions to the outer solar system.
--- i barely remember the Apollo landings and wonder if my children will see a man walk on the Moon. Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (EZDs2) 570
Ashe Poundhard
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (75WaT) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (u8kLQ) 572
Stretch Drillpress Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (0cKff) 573
545,
Indeed. The modern dims are unable to think outside of identity groups. Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (C9pBZ) 574
why, when the country is worried about the economy and jobs, the Democrats are out talking about women power and some of the core liberal issues
Because they caused the economy and jobs situation. Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (kCDOM) 575
I love Jack Reacher. Jack Reacher is a literary friend of mine. You,Tom Cruise.....are no Jack Reacher. Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (JmjOe) Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (o/EW5) 577
I suppose it's a Federal crime if I set it on fire. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:23 PM (PY9jH) Live dangerously. Fry that sucker! Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (P8951) 578
Santa Claus Vs. the Martians
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (EZDs2) Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (MQZBa) 580
559 *the two Ryans get into a knife fight on the bridge*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:23 PM (EnKk6) Ryan, we're getting too old for this! Posted by: Ryan at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (jV8Mq) 581
Please, oh please let Dan Quayle be in the Trump admin.
I've said it before, he is one of the few politicians that never lost any respect in my eyes. Posted by: Make America Great Again What did he ever do? I remember from my childhood the relentless mockery of him on tv. Older and wiser, I'm guessing that it was mostly unjustified, leftist d-baggery. but he was never really conspicuous as someone who ever did anything significant. As Johnny Carson joked before he was selected, "Bush is running - now he'll have to find someone with even less charisma than he has". Seriously, what makes Quayle worthy of a position in this administration, which needs people who will shake things up radically? Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (rH4JY) 582
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (sdi6R)
Centripetal acceleration.... If they were moving away from each other the tether would be kept taut and would impart rotation to the two masses around the center of mass. Or a fvcking Balrog was hexing them....not sure which. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (42Mgr) Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (0cKff) 584
King of the impossible!
He's for every one of us! Stand for every one of us! He save with a mighty hand Every man, every woman Every child, with a mighty Flash! Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (zu88C) 585
>>Now that Kanye has officially gone insane, it would be funnier for him to marry Bruce Jenner.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear Ass too small. Posted by: Kanye at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (/Nite) 586
Trump is going back to the moon just to build a wall.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (BS8yt) 587
remember BEAKER? Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (0cKff) 588
Sooth, oh yeah. The two old guys making fun of everything in the balcony.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (u8kLQ) 589
536 Galaxy Quest
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:20 PM (BS8yt ------- "We have studied your historical documents." Lets hope they never study the comments here. Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (aAlFX) 590
I also heard on Facebook, Dollywood is on fire. And three people have died in Tennessee. I'm sure the MFM will ignore it. After all, "hillbillies," flyover country. Prayers for all suffering with the fires, and may the arsonists be caught and brought to justice. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (PY9jH) 591
Harry Reamer
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (MQZBa) 592
Sheef de foof de piff too biff...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (u8kLQ) 593
549
So what is the status of the recounts now?. I haven't been following the performance on the Steinway. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (tOcW/) Stein put up the $3.5 mil for the WI recount, a judge is hearing the case for a hand recount. Deadlines next week for MI and PA. Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (XoldI) 594
"And by water, we mean gin."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (u8kLQ) The gin is for Priebus. If he's not drinking because those two aren't, I'll bet he really wants a drink right now. Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (P8951) 595
"i barely remember the Apollo landings and wonder if my children will see a man walk on the Moon."
Of course they will. Then that man will get back in the lander and chart a course home to Earth, to the People's Republic of China. Posted by: torquewrench at November 29, 2016 09:28 PM (noWW6) 596
Jane, true. Am hearing some news agencies are covering it, but not others.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:28 PM (u8kLQ) 597
After Muslim attack CNN hostess suggests that women wear hijab in solidarity with American Muslims. Are you going to wear it, honey?
Does Saudi finance CNN? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:28 PM (tOcW/) 598
Santa Conquers the Martians.
Plus it's Christmasy Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2016 09:24 PM (8ikIW) --- Damn you. DAMN YOU TO HEELLLLLLL!!!!!!!! Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 29, 2016 09:28 PM (EZDs2) 599
545 Yeah, I agree the Dems have dug themselves so deep into the identity politics hole they're not going to ditch Pelosi for a white guy - even a white guy from the heartland they need to recapture if they're going to win in 2020. They've just swung too far to the left to correct themselves and they show no signs of having learned one damn thing from the election.
I was hoping they'd really shoot themselves in the ass and pick Keith Ellison, but keeping Pelosi is good too. Picking Ryan would make life too confusing for their MSM allies, who would constantly have to distinguish between the good Ryan minority leader and the bad Ryan majority leader. For the record, I'm not nuts about either Ryan. Posted by: DonnaV(deplorably brandishing ampersandsand so there at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (P8951) ++++ All good points, but I think the Dems know they have to do something about the "Reagan Democrats" that went to Trump. If they want to get back the Midwest, they have to find a way to appeal to those bitter, clinging-to-their-guns white guys (and women!). I think they are going to dump Pelosi. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 29, 2016 09:28 PM (R+30W) 600
Crank Piston Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at November 29, 2016 09:28 PM (0cKff) 601
Moonraker
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (u8kLQ) 602
Jane, true. Am hearing some news agencies are covering it, but not others.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:28 PM (u8kLQ) Sad. If there was a trashcan on fire in NYC, the MFM would be covering it breathlessly. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (PY9jH) 603
You,Tom Cruise.....are no Jack Reacher.
Posted by: fixerupper I've reached for John Travolta's crotch once or twice. And I've ... never mind. Posted by: Tom Cruise at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (rH4JY) 604
All the reviews said Gravity was the new 2001... and then *six months later*, all the reviews said Interstellar was the new 2001.
Apparently every SF movie that comes out and that someone anywhere sees is the next 2001. Sigh. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:10 PM Gravity was odd. It tried hard, but, Sandra Bullock and Clooney weren't convincing as astronauts. It was just Bullock and Clooney... in a soap opera in space. Interstellar was an interesting watch, but ultimately frustrating. The parts that dealt with time dilation etc were good, but too much of the flick was taken taken up with filler, shoehorned character development, excess subplots and forced tension and... yak, yak, yak. Plus eye rolling, forced symbolism and what near the end. It tried to pack too much in and tries too hard to be deep and meaningful. Posted by: otho at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (lmIoG) Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (CL76w) 606
I love Jack Reacher.
Jack Reacher is a literary friend of mine. You,Tom Cruise.....are no Jack Reacher. Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:25 PM (JmjOe) What?! I think he did a pretty good job in the first movie. I was skeptical but was won over. Very action packed, great screenplay. The chick wasn't right for the lawyer, but nonetheless I liked it a lot. Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (o/EW5) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (EnKk6) 608
"We have studied your historical documents." Lets hope they never study the comments here. Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (aAlFX) I'd be fine with a group of relentless conservatives with advanced technology who come on a pilgrimage to the birthplace of the great prophet- Ronald Reagan. Posted by: Aetius451AD from the barrel at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (92kX2) 609
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (XoldI)
I thought she missed the deadlines? So there's still a chance the Dems could pull out a fraud? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (tOcW/) 610
The gin is for Priebus. If he's not drinking because those two aren't, I'll bet he really wants a drink right now.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (P8951) Reince: "Waiter, i'll have three G&T's" Mitt & Donny: "That's OK, we don't drink" Reince: "I know." Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (sK2fh) 611
REMBER when JOHN DENVER sang to MISS PIGGY BFORE he crashed his WEED PLANE into a MOUNTAIN???
Posted by: mortwing plover at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (zu88C) 612
*the two Ryans get into a knife fight on the bridge*
Personally, I prefer something like the ending of "Year of the Dragon" - the two of them running towards each other while shooting and screaming incoherently. Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (ppaKI) 613
otho, that's what I heard about Interstellar. Chris Nolan wanted *so hard* to prove he could do something besides Batman movies...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (u8kLQ) 614
Romney yammering now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (PY9jH) 615
580 559 *the two Ryans get into a knife fight on the bridge*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:23 PM (EnKk6) Ah, but only one of them does Crossfit! Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (P8951) 616
If they're truly dedicated to Identity Politics, they'll pick a Muslim or a Hispanic.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (Vevy5) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (0cKff) 618
>>Jane, true. Am hearing some news agencies are covering it
"Tonight, on Action News 5 The Clown Faced Spider living in one Local Woman's Mail Box. Has it already laid its eggs in her Grocery Circulars? We'll go live to Jane Doh's Cul-de-Sac to Investigate." Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (MQZBa) 619
What?! I think he did a pretty good job in the first movie. I was skeptical but was won over. Very action packed, great screenplay. The chick wasn't right for the lawyer, but nonetheless I liked it a lot.
Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (o/EW5) Rosamund Pike is beautiful though. Posted by: Aetius451AD from the barrel at November 29, 2016 09:31 PM (92kX2) 620
"We have studied your historical documents."
Lets hope they never study the comments here. Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (aAlFX) --- How do you think Ace got/has/Will Get/Used to Have/Shall have been having his time machine? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 29, 2016 09:31 PM (EZDs2) 621
582 Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:21 PM (sdi6R)
Centripetal acceleration.... If they were moving away from each other the tether would be kept taut and would impart rotation to the two masses around the center of mass. Or a fvcking Balrog was hexing them....not sure which. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 09:26 PM (42Mgr) -------- I thought centripetal acceleration was always toward the center of the circle? Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:31 PM (aAlFX) 622
The Clown Faced Spider living in one Local Woman's Mail Box. Has it already laid its eggs in her Grocery Circulars?
We'll go live to Jane Doh's Cul-de-Sac to Investigate." Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM (MQZBa) --- You know what you need to do. Posted by: Ellen Ripley at November 29, 2016 09:31 PM (EnKk6) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:32 PM (0cKff) 624
Jane, it's like that here in LA County.
Fistfight in West Hollywood? Breaking News coverage. Massive fire or tragedy in Orange County? Meh, maybe they'll get to it, maybe they wont. It's obvious that too many of the producers only care about news in San Fernando Valley, because that's where *they* live. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:32 PM (u8kLQ) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:32 PM (zu88C) 626
Well, Shemp was dead by then.
Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (CL76w) Shep Smith is DEAD??!!? Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:32 PM (PY9jH) 627
As VP Quayle didn't get to do much, though he did head up the Space Council.
He spoke common sense and got ridiculed for it. Honestly, in my eyes he's just a stand up guy and we could use people like that. Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:32 PM (BS8yt) 628
Rosamund Pike is beautiful though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Especially when she trots down the stairs. Why do I want some Jello right now? Posted by: Bruce at November 29, 2016 09:32 PM (8ikIW) 629
Dank Cavedrip
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 29, 2016 09:32 PM (75WaT) 630
I believe that folks in the AM thread were saying that MI has already certified their results, so their electors will be voting. The deadline for PA has already passed, Stein is suing on some grounds but hasn't got the necessary signatures yet.
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 29, 2016 09:33 PM (bZ7mE) Posted by: Freelance Organ Harvester at November 29, 2016 09:33 PM (kCDOM) 632
I'm not really a drinker at all... I almost never drink. But this glass of leftover from Thanksgiving that the kids left here in the fridge Mead wine is pretty fucking awesome.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:33 PM (JmjOe) 633
Stump Chunkman
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:16 PM (zu88C) Or Chunk Stumpman. Whatever you like. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 29, 2016 09:33 PM (ej1L0) Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 29, 2016 09:33 PM (EZDs2) Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:33 PM (6IPEM) 636
Dirk Crossbeam Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:34 PM (0cKff) 637
Stein put up the $3.5 mil for the WI recount, a judge is hearing the case for a hand recount.
Deadlines next week for MI and PA. Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (XoldI) Hee! It's actually going to cost her more, closer to 3.9 million. But they'll let her pay the balance at a later date. The other jerk-off el fuego whatever dropped out. Posted by: Joanne at November 29, 2016 09:34 PM (o/EW5) 638
635
I think Trump just finished his dinner with Romney. Posted by: L, Elle === Trump Has Romney For Dinner Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:34 PM (zu88C) 639
I think Trump just finished his dinner with Romney.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 29, 2016 09:33 PM (6IPEM) And Reince Priebus just slipped away to the bar for a double. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:34 PM (PY9jH) 640
Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at November 29, 2016 09:29 PM (CL76w)
& Curly had a stroke & was wheelchair bound ! Posted by: Evilpens at November 29, 2016 09:35 PM (y3aQB) 641
Just wanted to thank the folks who prayed for the seminary student, L, I work with She wanted her baby to be born after 2:00 on Monday afternoon because her husband is an actor doing a Christmas show at schools, and after the Monday performance he wouldn't have another show till Saturday. God heard the prayers because the baby was born this morning at @7:00.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:08 Awesome, I was rooting for them. Posted by: Farmer at November 29, 2016 09:35 PM (o/90i) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:35 PM (u8kLQ) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 29, 2016 09:35 PM (EnKk6) 644
I remember reading an article which postulated that Gravity was an allegory for the grieving process. It was pretty interesting. I didn't save the link, though.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:35 PM (sdi6R) 645
it's like I don't even know you people
Posted by: Buck Naked at November 29, 2016 09:35 PM (v0Gca) 646
How do you think Ace got/has/Will Get/Used to Have/Shall have been having his time machine? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 29, 2016 09:31 PM (EZDs2) ------- How many arms does Ace have? Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:36 PM (aAlFX) 647
Rock Hammerdrill
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:36 PM (MQZBa) 648
Stump Chunkman
Or Chunk Stumpman. Whatever you like. Posted by: Hairyback Guy === Either way it's a GREAT baby name. You can't get mad at Stump. Or Chunk. Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:36 PM (zu88C) 649
435 I have been watching a lot of YouTube videos from Ireland about Trump's victory and they are craping themselves over the fact Trump will try to lower corporate taxes in the use or pass a one time tax for bringing offshore money back into the USA and will US corporations stay in Ireland if Trump brings the rate to 15%.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 29, 2016 09:00 PM (dKiJG) **** I dunno, I think that horse may have already left the barn. I mean, why would a corporation risk bringing the home office back if a demonrat wins in 4 years? They would probably face new rules to prevent it leaving again and additional penalties. They may bring some money back, though. What it will do is keep companies that are considering leaving a reason to stay. Posted by: Lymond at November 29, 2016 09:36 PM (2mv+1) 650
I've mentioned before, son heard this "awesome" name at a graduation he attended for a friend:
Immaculator Jones Bask in that for a moment. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:37 PM (PY9jH) 651
I thought centripetal acceleration was always toward the center of the circle?
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:31 PM (aAlFX) I think it is the force that pulls objects into circular orbits, so I guess it would be tangential to the center.... But my money is on the Balrog.... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 09:37 PM (42Mgr) 652
There will be secret sauce along with the secret ballot.
Posted by: The Ryan Boyz at November 29, 2016 09:38 PM (Tyii7) 653
Nothing beats Cotton Mather and his father Increase Mather. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:38 PM (0cKff) 654
Trump just announced a special race prosecutor for old rich white women that claim they are American Indian to get outrageously overcompensated jobs at Ivy universities and then go into politics. Now word yet on the first case yet.
Keep it up Liealotta. Keep it up. Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at November 29, 2016 09:38 PM (cOHS7) 655
Konechiwa Tsunami
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:38 PM (BS8yt) 656
I liked Flash Gordon for Tim Dalton. In tights!
Galaxy Quest was awesome. Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:39 PM (Om16U) 657
I thought centripetal acceleration was always toward the center of the circle?
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:31 PM (aAlFX) Oh...shit. I think you are correct. The sum of the forces is tangential, but the centripetal acceleration would have to be what you said. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 09:39 PM (42Mgr) 658
608
"We have studied your historical documents." Lets hope they never study the comments here. Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:27 PM (aAlFX) Alien textbook: "There are many strange nooks and crannies in this thing the humans call 'the Internet.' One exceptionally odd place, a so-called 'smart military blog' seems obsessed with female breasts, firearms, human attire known as 'assless chaps' and an apparent explosive device called 'Kaboom.' Whether 'Kaboom' is related to the assless chaps we can not tell." Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:39 PM (P8951) 659
I liked Interstellar well enough, but somehow it reminded me of SIGNS in space, with all the clues made clear at the end. The two worlds were very well done, especially the glacier. But I tend to like more light SF, like The Last Starfighter, Enemy Mine, and Stargate.
So Galaxy Quest for me. BTW "Outlander" was really good. So disappointed to find the TV show wasn't a spinoff. Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 29, 2016 09:39 PM (UwMHj) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:39 PM (zu88C) Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:40 PM (BS8yt) 662
MeAgain reporting on the defenders of Stabby Boy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:40 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:40 PM (MQZBa) 664
Rosamundo!
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at November 29, 2016 09:40 PM (Tyii7) 665
I liked Interstellar very much though I can see how some would find it slow moving and that others with superior astrophysics knowledge would find a lot wrong with it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 09:40 PM (AEEhl) 666
otho, that's what I heard about Interstellar. Chris Nolan wanted *so hard* to prove he could do something besides Batman movies...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 29, 2016 09:30 PM Too much exposition. Too much "tell" not enough "show". I don't mind weird stuff and what-the-hell, particularly in this sort of movie, but it depicted weird shit and instead of leaving a mystery that you could ponder he explained every fucking thing and the answer was fucking stupid. Posted by: otho at November 29, 2016 09:40 PM (lmIoG) 667
Galaxy Quest was awesome.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:39 PM (Om16U) ---------------- Yes! We just watched it for the first time about a month ago, the whole family. We laughed through the whole thing. Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 09:41 PM (uHcnA) 668
Legal Insurrection has clips pf Mika of MSNBC actually sounding reasonable-claiming that Fauxchohantas is sounded shrill and unhinged.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:41 PM (tOcW/) 669
Oblivion with Tom Cruise was pretty good. Anybody see it? He's turned into a pretty good action guy. Live, Die, Repeat/Edge of Tomorrow was great.
I liked aspects of Oblivion, like those one eyed droids, and the sense of isolation. But I was pissed off by the fact that Cruise went for the ugly chick instead of the English girl, who was about 10x hotter. There was also creeping libtardism involved, ie. "Those deformed characters that you thought were the bad guys? They're actually the good guys. Because being ugly, deformed and unsanitary automatically means you are virtuous and oppressed". It's the sort of thing that elicits an eye roll. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 09:41 PM (rH4JY) 670
Edge Thrustfast Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:41 PM (0cKff) 671
Rosalita!
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at November 29, 2016 09:41 PM (MQZBa) 672
Old Metro Conf. Was a really great BB conf
Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 09:41 PM (M3DRt) 673
I thought centripetal acceleration was always toward the center of the circle?
Centripetal force, yes. Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2016 09:42 PM (kCDOM) 674
Rock Steelbalz
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:42 PM (PY9jH) 675
Karl Hungus
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:42 PM (MQZBa) 676
MeAgain reporting on the defenders of Stabby Boy.
=== Joyless Blonde With Ten Year Old Boy Haircut Grinds Through Another Story Of Stupidity While Hating Self, Life Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:42 PM (zu88C) 677
Stud Plankwood
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 29, 2016 09:43 PM (v0Gca) 678
I want my, I want my, I want my O N T
Posted by: madamemayhem at November 29, 2016 09:43 PM (yTnCT) 679
Dum Asapost
Posted by: Catwrangler at November 29, 2016 09:43 PM (2pVFZ) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 29, 2016 09:43 PM (tOcW/) 681
Dick Steele
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 29, 2016 09:43 PM (hVdx9) 682
Chuck Nailgun Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:43 PM (0cKff) 683
You guys remember Matt Houston?
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:44 PM (MQZBa) 684
Finally. MeAgain is actually going to report on the fires in TN that have killed three poor flyover country people.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:44 PM (PY9jH) 685
Langstrom Gangleywrench
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 29, 2016 09:45 PM (v0Gca) 686
Oh...shit. I think you are correct. The sum of the forces is tangential, but the centripetal acceleration would have to be what you said. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 09:39 PM (42Mgr) ----------- I can't really remember and am too lazy to find out so I'm going with the Balrog.He had a whip of fire which hella better than a tether. My new President might be part Balrog, so yes definitely going with Balrog Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:45 PM (aAlFX) 687
Roger Railgun
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:45 PM (PY9jH) 688
Don J Trump
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:45 PM (BS8yt) Posted by: teej at November 29, 2016 09:45 PM (JEx0Z) 690
Tank Turret
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at November 29, 2016 09:45 PM (Tyii7) 691
Slick SawZall
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:46 PM (MQZBa) 692
Reggie Bodyman. heeeeheeeheee. I'm so clever.
Posted by: Obama the Malignant at November 29, 2016 09:46 PM (75WaT) 693
Not a movie, but I liked Lost In Space when I was a kid. I was about the same age as Will Robinson.
The first season was pretty good, but then it got silly. I preferred the episodes where they were actually flying in space, rather than stuck on some dumb planet. Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:46 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:46 PM (zu88C) 695
Blast Firelog Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:46 PM (0cKff) 696
Cannon Ballzac
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (PY9jH) 697
Oil Can Boydd
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (MQZBa) 698
Grapeshot Whiff
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (Tyii7) 699
Daily Mail (as usual) has lots of photos of the devastation in GSMNP, Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge. It's horrible.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (uHcnA) 700
Everything I know about astrophysics I learned from Farscape. That's my favorite space show, movie or TV.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (AEEhl) 701
Rod Yardarm
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (v0Gca) 702
I don't think I've ever seen Enemy Mine.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (Om16U) 703
The night of the long knives is starting. Too bad, I was really looking forward to Clinton in 2020. Posted by: rayj at November 29, 2016 09:48 PM (pI/IV) Posted by: Biggus Dickus at November 29, 2016 09:48 PM (CcNKG) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:48 PM (zu88C) 706
Daily Mail (as usual) has lots of photos of the devastation in GSMNP, Gatlinburg and Pigeon Forge. It's horrible.
Posted by: bluebell at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (uHcnA) I could cry. MeAgain saying "hurricane force winds." The hell??? Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:48 PM (PY9jH) 707
Smokey Tailpipe Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:48 PM (0cKff) 708
There are many strange nooks and crannies in this thing the humans call 'the Internet.' One exceptionally odd place, a so-called 'smart military blog' seems obsessed with female breasts, firearms, human attire known as 'assless chaps' and an apparent explosive device called 'Kaboom.' Whether 'Kaboom' is related to the assless chaps we can not tell."
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 29, 2016 09:39 PM (P8951) ---'- And the barrel. What would they make of the barrel? Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:48 PM (aAlFX) 709
Jack Hammer
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 09:48 PM (AEEhl) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:49 PM (0cKff) 711
Dick Steele
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Sometimes I think Obama is a black Leslie Nielsen, and people don't realize he's meant to be comic relief. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 09:49 PM (rH4JY) Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:49 PM (Om16U) 713
Galaxy Quest is the Greatest Star Trek movie ever made.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 29, 2016 09:50 PM (dKiJG) 714
Judge denies Stein's manual recount request.
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 09:50 PM (/DvFd) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 29, 2016 09:50 PM (CcNKG) 716
Centripetal force, yes. Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2016 09:42 PM (kCDOM) -------- So what was the force pulling them apart? Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:50 PM (aAlFX) 717
Sometimes I think Obama is a black Leslie Nielsen, and people don't realize he's meant to be comic relief.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 09:49 PM (rH4JY) Ain't nothing funny about Choom Boy. He's like a disease. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:50 PM (PY9jH) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:51 PM (zu88C) 719
Oil Can Boydd
Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (MQZBa) "In 1986, he was committed to a psychiatric unit after a fit of rage stemming from his non-selection for the All-Star Game, but also played a key role as Boston nearly won the World Series. " So...pretty much a typical pitcher. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 09:51 PM (42Mgr) 720
702 I don't think I've ever seen Enemy Mine.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:47 PM (Om16U) If you don't look at it through our jaded conservative eyes it was above average. Of course the human was the unreasonable dickish guy until shown better by the alien. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 09:51 PM (AEEhl) 721
702, wit?
Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 09:51 PM (M3DRt) 722
714 Judge denies Stein's manual recount request.
-- Patriarchy!!!! Only another $5M in donations can right this wrong! Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 29, 2016 09:51 PM (Om16U) 723
Aaaannnd now it's all about MeAgain selling "MeAgain: The Book of Me!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 29, 2016 09:51 PM (PY9jH) 724
Piston Revfast
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:51 PM (BS8yt) 725
And the barrel. What would they make of the barrel?
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:48 PM In AoSHQ, Barrel makes things of you. Posted by: The Barrel at November 29, 2016 09:52 PM (CcNKG) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:52 PM (zu88C) 727
Rex Thumbscrew Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:52 PM (0cKff) 728
So what was the force pulling them apart?
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 09:50 PM (aAlFX) Ok...I think I remember. Imagine swinging a ball on a string around your head. The centripetal force is the string pulling the ball into a circular orbit. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (42Mgr) Posted by: Soothsayer at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (0cKff) 730
714
Judge denies Stein's manual recount request. Posted by: Guam tipper at November 29, 2016 09:50 PM (/DvFd) Eat it, Hillary. WI Electoral votes will not be blocked. Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (XoldI) 731
I've never seen October Sky, but I heard it was good. Apparently it had something to do with Sputnik 1.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (zu88C) 733
Dew wut?
Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (M3DRt) Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (JmjOe) 735
Pump Scissorhard
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 29, 2016 09:54 PM (75WaT) 736
Limp Pusswad
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:54 PM (BS8yt) 737
John Smallberries
Posted by: Keith - not a one-named troll at November 29, 2016 09:54 PM (USf3s) 738
Chest Rockwell
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 09:54 PM (XoldI) 739
Dear God, dis me bae is texting and calling me again. What a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 29, 2016 09:55 PM (FqgrG) Posted by: Evilpens at November 29, 2016 09:55 PM (y3aQB) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:55 PM (zu88C) 742
How about Keith Ellison for minority speaker and Rosa DeLauro for DNC chair?
Posted by: Infidel at November 29, 2016 09:56 PM (a62hT) 743
Slice Battleaxe
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 09:56 PM (BS8yt) 744
Ben Dover
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at November 29, 2016 09:56 PM (Tyii7) 745
Torx Capscrew
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 29, 2016 09:56 PM (v0Gca) 746
Dick Asshammer
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 29, 2016 09:56 PM (VSenK) 747
Rocky Turgid
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:56 PM (JmjOe) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:56 PM (zu88C) 749
Dirk Pitt
Posted by: Clive Cussler at November 29, 2016 09:57 PM (USf3s) 750
Lol, Bruce Pearl is still coaching auburn? So desperate
Posted by: gene Parmesan at November 29, 2016 09:57 PM (M3DRt) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:57 PM (zu88C) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:58 PM (zu88C) 753
In AoSHQ, Barrel makes things of you. Posted by: The Barrel at November 29, 2016 09:52 PM (CcNKG) -------- * quickly breaks eye contact and runs away* Posted by: The guy hoping the barrel didn't notice him at November 29, 2016 09:58 PM (aAlFX) Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 29, 2016 09:58 PM (1G5R8) 755
The protagonist of the Left Behind series was named "Rayford Steele". That's the problem with charismatics. Culturally, they just derp. I wish they'd become Calvinists. Then they might have some gravitas. Generally, glossolalia does not lend itself well to gravitas.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 29, 2016 09:58 PM (rH4JY) 756
Vic Agra
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 09:58 PM (AEEhl) 757
Cleavon Spatchcock
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 29, 2016 09:58 PM (v0Gca) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:59 PM (zu88C) 759
Hahahahahahaha, made me laugh that the msm didn't know who Dan Quayle was today, yeah they are so much smarter than me!! Sorry OT
Posted by: lousagirl at November 29, 2016 09:59 PM (9plvG) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 09:59 PM (zu88C) 761
Fuzzy Taint
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:59 PM (JmjOe) 762
"There's a generation of Democratic leaders who have been stymied or held down or even cut off at the knees to keep her and [Maryland Rep. Steny] Hoyer and others in power," the former aide added.
---- Tell me about it. Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 29, 2016 09:59 PM (piSQU) 763
Starfish Trooper
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at November 29, 2016 10:00 PM (Tyii7) 764
Cinematic artistic license
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (JmjOe) hehehe... that's what i was thinking Never saw the movie, but depending on how the two orbits of the two items concerned are oriented, if one is inside the other, with the right orbital arguments so that one's perigee is smaller than the other's by a larger amount than the first's apogee is larger than the second's, then the second would be falling towards earth "faster" than the first, at least for a certain segment of their orbits, and so it would appear from the orbital frame that the two orbits were "pulling" apart. The force involved is still, as in all orbital mechanics questions, gravity. Centrifugal/centripetal "forces" are just ephemera. Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:00 PM (sK2fh) 765
Alabaster Jones
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 10:00 PM (AEEhl) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 10:00 PM (zu88C) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 10:01 PM (zu88C) 768
Puncher Browneye
Posted by: Ass Madigan at November 29, 2016 10:01 PM (USf3s) 769
Tess T. Sargon
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 29, 2016 10:01 PM (rH4JY) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 10:01 PM (zu88C) 771
Slot Crusher
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 10:01 PM (AEEhl) 772
Ben Wa
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 29, 2016 10:01 PM (Tyii7) 773
I hopes Presdent Obama keeps her as the Majority Leader in that House Representitives place in Washington. We needs her to stop Trump crap to hurt persons/animals of color.......
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at November 29, 2016 10:02 PM (Fbj4h) 774
Doughy Hardwood
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 10:02 PM (JmjOe) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 10:02 PM (zu88C) 776
LOVE Galaxy Quest!!!
I liked Oblivion more than I thought I would. Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 29, 2016 10:02 PM (JNDQi) 777
Who was it who said, "It's easy to get into orbit. All you gotta do is throw yourself at the ground and miss!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:02 PM (sK2fh) 778
"There's a generation of Democratic leaders who have been stymied or held down or even cut off at the knees... "
...by their delusional feelings based politics." Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 10:02 PM (8b+oT) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 10:02 PM (zu88C) 780
Volkswagen Keyes
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 29, 2016 10:03 PM (Tyii7) 781
The centripetal force is the string pulling the ball into a circular orbit. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (42Mgr) ------ He appeared to be pulled in a 'straight line" direction and moved away with no orbital motion. It was probably just the "doucheness' of Clooney being repelled rapidly Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 10:04 PM (aAlFX) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 10:04 PM (zu88C) 783
What did I just wander in to?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 29, 2016 10:04 PM (ah5Ar) 784
Trump McPussygrabber
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 29, 2016 10:05 PM (BS8yt) 785
Rip Itoff
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 29, 2016 10:05 PM (rH4JY) 786
Rumors are that Romney is going to be picked to run Trump's companies. Makes sense.
The Custodian. Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 29, 2016 10:05 PM (Tegl7) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 10:05 PM (zu88C) 788
Hugo Igo
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 10:05 PM (XoldI) 789
So what was the force pulling them apart?
Centrifugal. Which, for some reason, is an 'imaginary' force. I don't remember why. Posted by: t-bird at November 29, 2016 10:06 PM (9mTYi) 790
noodles
Posted by: davidt at November 29, 2016 10:06 PM (XoldI) Posted by: Evilpens at November 29, 2016 10:06 PM (y3aQB) 792
Shep Smith is DEAD??!!?
----- Lemme guess. Auto-erotic asphyxiation with some manner of muscle magazine on his lap? Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 10:06 PM (8b+oT) Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 29, 2016 10:07 PM (zu88C) 794
Carlos Danger
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 29, 2016 10:07 PM (Tegl7) 795
Never saw the movie, but depending on how the two orbits of the two items concerned are oriented, if one is inside the other, with the right orbital arguments so that one's perigee is smaller than the other's by a larger amount than the first's apogee is larger than the second's, then the second would be falling towards earth "faster" than the first, at least for a certain segment of their orbits, and so it would appear from the orbital frame that the two orbits were "pulling" apart. The force involved is still, as in all orbital mechanics questions, gravity. Centrifugal/centripetal "forces" are just ephemera.
Posted by: Warai-otoko ------- Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast and I would catch it. Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 10:07 PM (aAlFX) 796
Pec Flexor
Posted by: fixerupper at November 29, 2016 10:07 PM (JmjOe) 797
udge rules Wisconsin recount doesn't have to be done by hand
https://tinyurl.com/z78fmdk Posted by: Evilpens ----- JILL STEIN WANTS A HAND JOB! WHEN DOES SHE WANT IT? NOW!!! Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 10:07 PM (8b+oT) 798
Fun fact: The most common question asked of cast members at Walt Disney World is "What time is the three o'clock parade?"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 29, 2016 10:08 PM (DMUuz) 799
I've never seen October Sky, but I heard it was good. Apparently it had something to do with Sputnik 1.
Posted by: rickl - THE MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU at November 29, 2016 09:53 PM (sdi6R) I think October Sky had star billing down at Cheeta's Exotic Dance before they lost their liquor license. Posted by: Kindltot at November 29, 2016 10:08 PM (vU79J) 800
Dick Trickle.
Posted by: cm9000 at November 29, 2016 10:08 PM (vYaiw) 801
THEN WHO WAS BUCKEYE?
Posted by: Tariq Hashhish at November 29, 2016 10:10 PM (Tyii7) 802
Pubes McGee
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 29, 2016 10:10 PM (AEEhl) Posted by: Dang at November 29, 2016 10:10 PM (8b+oT) 804
Pelosi told me that since I wasn't even trying to
meet my fundraising targets, and wasn't paying my Democratic Party dues, that I owed the party $300,000.00, and on top of that nobody could stand me because I was an attention whore and was always trying to cut in line in the party seniority order despite having no legislative accomplishments. I'll never forget that final hearing in the Star Chamber. She curled her lip and said, "Will no-one rid me of this spermulant creep?" But anyway, my understanding is that some junior leadership positions are opening up, and times have changed, and maybe it's time for another look at Weiner. Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 29, 2016 10:11 PM (piSQU) 805
Drop Dickhead
Posted by: Your name in basic at November 29, 2016 10:11 PM (USf3s) 806
Castor Aishan
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at November 29, 2016 10:11 PM (rH4JY) 807
Pard Muleshoe,,,,,,Junior
Posted by: Eromero at November 29, 2016 10:12 PM (zLDYs) 808
Fun fact: The most common question asked of cast members at Walt Disney World is "What time is the three o'clock parade?"
Posted by: Duncanthrax ----- It's at kiss my ass o'clock. Posted by: Princess Tiana at November 29, 2016 10:13 PM (8b+oT) 809
and maybe it's time for another look at Weiner.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 29, 2016 10:11 PM (piSQU) ISWYDT Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:13 PM (sK2fh) 810
Remember when you had to fax your dick pics?
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 29, 2016 10:14 PM (8b+oT) 811
Slab McBeef
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 10:15 PM (PRtT5) 812
Centrifugal. Which, for some reason, is an 'imaginary' force. I don't remember why. Posted by: t-bird ------ Ok, we've Newton's first law, centrifugal force, and centripetal force combined here, for an answer of Schrodinger's Balrog... Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 10:16 PM (aAlFX) 813
Remember when you had to fax your dick pics?
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 29, 2016 10:14 PM (8b+oT) "Ever got your tie caught in one 'a them fax machines? Yeah... do that with your junk, it's like, 100 times worse.... But, it's for the ladies, so..." (grrrrrrScreeeeee....VrrVrrrVrrrVrrrVrrr) Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:16 PM (sK2fh) Posted by: Crusader at November 29, 2016 10:16 PM (OXPMi) Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 10:17 PM (PRtT5) 816
ONT up.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 29, 2016 10:17 PM (PRtT5) 817
777 Who was it who said, "It's easy to get into orbit. All you gotta do is throw yourself at the ground and miss!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 29, 2016 10:02 PM (sK2fh) ----- One of the Douglas Adams Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series? Maybe Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 29, 2016 10:21 PM (aAlFX) Posted by: Esch at November 29, 2016 10:21 PM (m75mf) 819
Test
Posted by: Ed Anger at November 29, 2016 10:48 PM (RcpcZ) 820
Black disabled granny. Much like secret ballots, murder, classified info, etc. Those rules are for the rest of us not ruling class dems.
Posted by: Shiggz at November 30, 2016 12:16 PM (G7wcY) 821
The Dims are keeping the alienating, ineffectual, half-brain-dead stooge as minority leader in the House of Reps?? YES!!! It's hard to imagine how this election cycle can get much better. Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 30, 2016 12:49 PM (dDOWg) Processing 0.09, elapsed 0.0899 seconds. |
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