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CBD:
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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
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MisHum:
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J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Overnight Open Thread: Adorable Animal Videos Edition
"When you've got nothing, go with cute animal videos." -- General Douglas MacArthur, Seizing the Enemy's Mind by the Balls
Cockatoo Mocks Cats, Freaks Them Out This bird mimics the cats, who don't know quite what the hell to do with this weird-looking cat.Baby Goats Remain Cute I've posted Buttermilk before, but she is just so awesome. She's really good at jumping, and she enjoys annoying other goats with how good she is at jumping.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2016 09:58 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 09:59 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 21, 2016 09:59 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 21, 2016 09:59 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 21, 2016 09:59 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 10:00 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 21, 2016 10:01 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2016 10:01 PM (MWf74)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:02 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 21, 2016 10:02 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2016 10:02 PM (6gk0M)
Ya, and that video of the polar bear 'petting' the dog on the chain? Totally fake.
Posted by: Douglas Felger at November 21, 2016 10:02 PM (CxyJW)
Maybe there's hope for the NFL after all:
https://tinyurl.com/hhktdxr
Of course, it's Dak. As a Mississippi State guy, I'm not surprised, I'm just happy he's still a standup guy that hasn't gone silly now that he's in the pros. The things you do when you *don't* think anyone is watching, and all that.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 21, 2016 10:02 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at November 21, 2016 10:02 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2016 10:03 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Confused Wife at November 21, 2016 10:03 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2016 10:03 PM (2RVmA)
llude sing goddam
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 21, 2016 10:04 PM (U0lQa)
Hey, great job on the ont...love all the head butting ......
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 21, 2016 10:04 PM (JNDQi)
Quick - cobloggers here? - contact ace and let him know somebody hacked the blog and is posting in his name!
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2016 10:04 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 21, 2016 10:04 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: PaleRider, follow link to help SMFH now Joy at November 21, 2016 10:04 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 21, 2016 10:05 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 21, 2016 10:01 PM (Om16U)
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I went from being "willing" to vote for him the being enthusiastic in casting my vote.
I never expected this in the first 2 weeks, not even in my most hopeful scenario weaving. I'm.....stunned! In the best way possible.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 10:05 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:05 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:02 PM (c8Ctg)
Yes they are. I used to date a girl that had goats: two bucks and one doe. When the doe was in heat she'd separate out the buck she didn't want to be daddy. I spent a lot of time wrestling the bucks apart and then repairing electric fence.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 21, 2016 10:05 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 21, 2016 10:05 PM (+lv+r)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:06 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:02 PM (c8Ctg)
They have a very strong appeal!
Posted by: Achmed Mahomet at November 21, 2016 10:06 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:06 PM (cJrMO)
I mean, midget tranny bestiality porn - sure. But there's enough out there on this parrot/kitty topic to have a compilation?
The things you learn at the HQ.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2016 10:06 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2016 10:06 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: josephistan at November 21, 2016 10:06 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 21, 2016 10:07 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 10:07 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:07 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 10:07 PM (WZzgM)
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 10:07 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: otho at November 21, 2016 10:07 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at November 21, 2016 10:07 PM (ZPDYA)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2016 10:07 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2016 10:07 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: JGB at November 21, 2016 10:08 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 21, 2016 10:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2016 10:08 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2016 10:08 PM (tT/X6)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 10:08 PM (WZzgM)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 21, 2016 10:08 PM (wzx2v)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:08 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2016 10:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2016 10:09 PM (z/Ubi)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qc37tbk
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:09 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2016 10:09 PM (tT/X6)
Posted by: Keith Ellison (D) at November 21, 2016 10:09 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at November 21, 2016 10:09 PM (ZPDYA)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 21, 2016 10:09 PM (wzx2v)
Posted by: Achmed Mahomet at November 21, 2016 10:09 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: bebe'a boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 10:09 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: PaleRider, follow link to help SMFH now Joy at November 21, 2016 10:10 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2016 10:10 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2016 10:11 PM (HwVbl)
That thing is just begging to be spanked redder than Dana Loesch's Beet Juice.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:11 PM (c8Ctg)
As Glen would say,
They told me if I voted for Trump, this shit would happen.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 21, 2016 10:11 PM (NbJXF)
Not very good, though I liked the musical hitman from Memphis. Alas, his role was too short.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2016 10:12 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 10:12 PM (GDulk)
but the hours kept getting thinner and when 9:30 rolled up I just said "I guess we're going with animal videos."
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2016 10:12 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2016 10:12 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2016 10:12 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2016 10:12 PM (8rNrN)
I can't tell you the number of times I've said that.
What?
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2016 10:13 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2016 10:13 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:13 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2016 10:13 PM (So9FI)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:11 PM (c8Ctg)
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She jogs with a front following camera view in that ad. She wins by visuals alone.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 10:13 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:13 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2016 10:13 PM (+lVUW)
I never expected this in the first 2 weeks, not even in my most hopeful scenario weaving. I'm.....stunned! In the best way possible.
Posted by: Flyboy
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Huh?
I thought you were all in on Team Trump since very early on...
Meh.
It was my least enthusiastic vote ever, but I have to admit, I'm coming around. Bigly.
The last couple weeks have been glorious, and the future is looking so bright, I have to wear shades.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 10:14 PM (WZzgM)
That's why you need a good wingman when you go to a nightclub.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2016 10:14 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:14 PM (c8Ctg)
I never expected this in the first 2 weeks, not even in my most
hopeful scenario weaving. I'm.....stunned! In the best way possible.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 10:05 PM (kDVWM)
Me too, it's orgasmic!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 10:14 PM (tHwdc)
You are more of a Top Ten guy.
...
the post i was working on, but discarded when I didn't have enough time, was a top ten.
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2016 10:15 PM (8rNrN)
In the long tradition of segregationist such as George Wallace, Social Justice Warriors at the University of California, Berkeley have demanded segregated "safe spaces" for students of color as well as "queer" students. And to get their point across, they decided to block entry to White (and Asian) students to campus:
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12742
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 21, 2016 10:15 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: April at November 21, 2016 10:15 PM (e8PP1)
Posted by: A friend of my cousin. You don't know him at November 21, 2016 10:15 PM (hoJm7)
Posted by: Some Jihadi at November 21, 2016 10:15 PM (aZq03)
Ace could've put a pic of a grinning Donald Trump with a taco bowl and called it the ont and we would've loved it.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 21, 2016 10:15 PM (aqrfx)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 10:15 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 10:16 PM (Q5Ymk)
btw i tried to do a real ONT and find cool stuff like the other guys who do it.
but the hours kept getting thinner and when 9:30 rolled up I just said "I guess we're going with animal videos."
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2016 10:12 PM (8rNrN)
What, no Yoko?
Posted by: davidt at November 21, 2016 10:16 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 10:16 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: PaleRider, follow link to help SMFH now Joy at November 21, 2016 10:16 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 21, 2016 10:16 PM (3C9q2)
as my friend put it when he read that story, "the far left has gone so far left that they're now far right"
I almost smacked him.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:17 PM (cJrMO)
Scary.
I've been here too long.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:17 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 21, 2016 10:17 PM (Bl4dy)
Whatever you give them, it's not enough!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 21, 2016 10:17 PM (wCEn4)
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 21, 2016 10:17 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 21, 2016 10:17 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2016 10:18 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Furious Mustache at November 21, 2016 10:18 PM (Pby3z)
Best I can do: http://preview.tinyurl.com/hfne5rm (sfw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 21, 2016 10:18 PM (IcT7t)
I thought you were all in on Team Trump since very early on...
Meh.
It was my least enthusiastic vote ever, but I have to admit, I'm coming around. Bigly.
The last couple weeks have been glorious, and the future is looking so bright, I have to wear shades.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 10:14 PM (WZzgM)
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I actually began as a Walker guy, then Cruz. I am not one of those who read the mood of the Country well. It took until about April to really come around.
I now realize (last 6 months) nobody else could or would do what Trump is doing. I can not think of anyone else who would have been elected owing nobody a thing.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 10:18 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2016 10:19 PM (z/Ubi)
but the hours kept getting thinner and when 9:30 rolled up I just said "I guess we're going with animal videos."
Posted by: ace
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Ace,
If you're ever starved for content, just go with Jedediah Bila's Ass & call it a day.
http://tinyurl.com/h36tfba
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 10:19 PM (WZzgM)
You can get away with just about anything these last few weeks. Can't help smiling.
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2016 10:19 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 10:19 PM (vUcdz)
THE WORLD IS ENDING
___
Yeah man didn't you hear that Trump won the election?
I just hope I make it to bronycon first.
Posted by: Some Leftist at November 21, 2016 10:19 PM (aZq03)
but the hours kept getting thinner and when 9:30 rolled up I just said "I guess we're going with animal videos."
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2016 10:12 PM (8rNrN)
I have no idea where the cool stuff is found, but animal vids are certainly adequate for our goofy purposes here.
Wut do you call a mocking cockatoo? A mockatoo.
Thank you, Ace, for filling in. Mis.Hum. needs his time away, too, right?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 10:19 PM (tHwdc)
Anyway, one of the kids was dispatched to pick up a blue ribbon, prized, show goat, and the goat did that heat butt thing. The kid lost his temper and went after that animal with a coal shovel. He was so mad he was trying to kill the damn thing.
That is the only part of the story the kid ever told me. I don't know if the goat lived, or got delivered uninjured. So don't ever ask him about goats.
Posted by: Douglas Felger at November 21, 2016 10:20 PM (CxyJW)
If you're ever starved for content, just go with Jedediah Bila's Ass call it a day.
http://tinyurl.com/h36tfba
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 10:19 PM (WZzgM)
Now that's what I'm talking about!
Posted by: Vincent Hannah at November 21, 2016 10:21 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 21, 2016 10:21 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2016 10:21 PM (So9FI)
Thanks Ace
Posted by: L, Elle at November 21, 2016 10:21 PM (6IPEM)
We call them cokes. I've never heard anyone call them soda pop. They will say soda though.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 10:21 PM (Q5Ymk)
He was after all a longtime ONT regular, and a pleasant stabilizing force, and looked out after various 'rons and 'ettes who found themselves feeling badly off during the wee small hours.
I wasn't around when he got hit with the banhammer and don't know what the specific transgression was. Can't have been that bad, can it?
Posted by: torquewrench at November 21, 2016 10:21 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Buzzion
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We found the couch fucker!
It's the dead guy over there in the corner!
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 10:22 PM (WZzgM)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2016 10:22 PM (0OG8D)
Which reminds me: special thanks to Big Black Guy for keeping Hillary fairly life-like and in the public eye.
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2016 10:23 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 21, 2016 10:21 PM (c8Ctg)
You can't even afford your own birth control, loser.
If you even like cock. There's some doubt. Just sayin'
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 10:23 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:23 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:24 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2016 10:22 PM (0OG8D)
This one had me nonplussed:
https://tinyurl.com/j7zrezk
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 21, 2016 10:24 PM (GUBah)
You are a true scholar and have mightily assisted me in my quest for truth!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 21, 2016 10:25 PM (wCEn4)
so seems like megyn is starting to flail.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:24 PM (cPsPa)
Starting to?
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2016 10:25 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: jwpaine at November 21, 2016 10:25 PM (hoJm7)
We call them cokes. I've never heard anyone call them soda pop. They will say soda though.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 10:21 PM (Q5Ymk)
I was being all inclusive and shit. I am in Ohio and say pop. But ace is a New Yorker and likely says soda. But I refused to just say that so I went with soda pop. Which is appropriate just no longer commonly used
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2016 10:25 PM (JPkzo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:25 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:23 PM (c8Ctg)
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Nah. Bros before Hos.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 10:25 PM (kDVWM)
It's the hair.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:23 PM (c8Ctg)
Literally lol'd.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 21, 2016 10:25 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2016 10:26 PM (4RLKt)
Posted by: Halfwise at November 21, 2016 10:26 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2016 10:25 PM (Enq6K)
weird panel show, pumping that book like well, like something illegal and unseemly.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:26 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2016 10:25 PM (JPkzo)
I've traveled this country extensively and have never heard anyone say the word "pop" to refer to soda.
Just saying.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:27 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 21, 2016 10:27 PM (D2vc1)
https://tinyurl.com/j7zrezk
Explains why rabbits act the way they do.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 21, 2016 10:27 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2016 10:19 PM (z/Ubi)
Mmmm hhhhmmmm...or does this have something to do with who you've been watching fap, o ghostly taunter of happy fun ball?!
Posted by: bebe'a boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 10:28 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:24 PM
*******
She will never get another interview with Trump bc she was convinced that he would lose and came out NeverTrump. She is single handedly ruining that network with all her self absorbed drama
Posted by: L, Elle at November 21, 2016 10:28 PM (6IPEM)
Just saying.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:27 PM (cJrMO)
well your definition of extensively and the dictionary definition must not be the same.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:28 PM (cPsPa)
Took Harli four years before she got hold of Jackie the parakeet. It was a very sad day. I'm sure she didn't mean to kill her.
Mr. Deplorable had the big time sads that day - Jackie'd been born there and was 14. We buried her overlooking Broad Run and had a nice little funeral for her. It helped.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 10:28 PM (tHwdc)
It's an Ohio thing (maybe even just SW Ohio). It's what we call carbonated beverages.
Always have.
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 10:28 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 10:12 PM (GDulk)
We had a calf when I was little. We had a small fruit farm, but not livestock. My dad had a few beers at a first Holy Communion celebration and bought a calf from my uncle for $15. So we named him T-bone and kept him like a pet. Then he got big. It reached a point where he would butt my brother. You think getting head butted by a goat is a problem. Try a steer. Anyway, he went back to my uncle's and awhile later some meat was delivered.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2016 10:28 PM (+lVUW)
It's cool. I've only heard cokes referred to as pop in movies.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 10:28 PM (Q5Ymk)
NPR Headline : Trump airs grievances, starts Festivus early.
Totally not fake news. You can google it.
Posted by: Douglas Felger at November 21, 2016 10:28 PM (CxyJW)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2016 10:25 PM (JPkzo)
I've traveled this country extensively and have never heard anyone say the word "pop" to refer to soda.
Just saying.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:27 PM (cJrMO)
You must skip flyover country in your travels then. It even got mentioned on the Walking Dead.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2016 10:29 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 10:12 PM (GDulk)
you need to eat something
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:29 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 21, 2016 10:29 PM (6IPEM)
Just saying.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:27 PM (cJrMO)
That's really odd. A third of the people I know say pop.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 10:29 PM (i6Bi+)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 10:12 PM (GDulk)
or your parents should be put in jail for letting you hang out here on a school night.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:30 PM (cPsPa)
I think every soft drink is called pop up there.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 10:30 PM (WZzgM)
Just saying.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:27 PM (cJrMO)
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You need to listen a little better. I grew up in Chicago, and that is the only word we ever used for "soda".
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 10:30 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 10:30 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2016 10:30 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 21, 2016 10:29 PM (6IPEM)
it is at least from the dakotas to ohio and all the way up and down I35.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:30 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2016 10:18 PM (z/Ubi)*
That one was hilarious.
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2016 10:31 PM (4RLKt)
that he would lose and came out NeverTrump. She is single handedly
ruining that network with all her self absorbed drama.
Yep, she has turned into a sjw. Sad.
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2016 10:31 PM (So9FI)
I have heard it quite a few times.
The correct terminology is : Coke.
I'll have a cold Coke, if you have one.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:31 PM (c8Ctg)
Totally not fake news. You can google it.
Posted by: Douglas Felger at November 21, 2016 10:28 PM (CxyJW)
I love that! I guess they have some wit after all.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 10:31 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:28 PM (cPsPa)
I don't think so. I've been to damned near every state, most many times. I was in sales...
I think it's a myth that people say "pop." An urban legend as it were.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:31 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: irright at November 21, 2016 10:31 PM (vqzjE)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 10:32 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:32 PM (c8Ctg)
Our friends have pygmy goats to eat weeds, they are so cute.
2 ranches down the road has them too. I like when they climb the trees.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 10:32 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 21, 2016 10:16 PM (3C9q2)
There's actually a really good burger joint in Fort Worth called Rodeo Goat.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 21, 2016 10:32 PM (AJeMv)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2016 10:32 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2016 10:32 PM (z/Ubi)
I remember when I lived in *spit* Stockton *spit* we'd go to "The Pop Shoppe" occasionally.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 21, 2016 10:33 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 21, 2016 10:33 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Marge from Fargo at November 21, 2016 10:33 PM (ACW3M)
I'll have a cold Coke, if you have one.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:31 PM (c8Ctg)
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Only if they don't have Pepsi, which is rightly referred to as "pop".
It is otherwise slurred as CoCola.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 10:33 PM (kDVWM)
The correct terminology is : Coke.
I'll have a cold Coke, if you have one.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:31 PM (c8Ctg)
Now in the south, I've heard soda called "coke" generically. So that's a real thing.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:34 PM (cJrMO)
I thought about getting a few to throw in my fallow pasture, but the Mtn Lions would just snack on them until they were gone.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:34 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2016 10:26 PM (4RLKt)
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this.
personally, i voted for Palin, but the GOPe had already gutter her.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2016 10:35 PM (MWf74)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 10:35 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 21, 2016 10:35 PM (6IPEM)
Lol, we did. We ate the goats. My mom *hated* when we would ask which goat we were eating. Her response was "It's a roast."
That's now 30 years and 100 pounds in the past, I'm afraid.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 10:35 PM (GDulk)
Well, you've flown over a lot, I'll give you that.
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2016 10:35 PM (HwVbl)
It was "soft drink" back where I came from.
Meanwhile, apropos of critters: Parrot/human interaction in left field: http://tinyurl.com/zolulx9
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 21, 2016 10:35 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2016 10:35 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: PaleRider, follow link to help SMFH now Joy at November 21, 2016 10:35 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2016 10:29 PM (z/Ubi)
...well... I mean, i've been to a lot of midwestern cities, but I suppose I've mostly just driven through the small towns and whatnot.
but still, I've never heard the word pop. I mean I know people claim it exists, but then again, people claim Bigfoot exists too, so...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:35 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at November 21, 2016 10:35 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: bebe'a boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 10:35 PM (hscyr)
Map of generic names for soft drinks can be found here. As I said, a pretty even distribution.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2016 10:36 PM (z/Ubi)
Still discussing the Trump vs MSM "meeting," I see.
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 10:16 PM (vUcdz)
Best thing about that meeting? I'll bet those self-important assholes went in there thinking he was going to suck up to them in the hopes they'd play nice.
And then, BLAM! He lets them have it with both barrels. And they're all sitting there thinking, "How dare he?!"
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2016 10:36 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Marge from Fargo at November 21, 2016 10:33 PM (ACW3M)
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He actually grabbed them all by theirs this afternoon. Grabbing the big one with the NYT publisher tomorrow.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 10:36 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 21, 2016 10:36 PM (aAlFX)
Doing all the talk shows, commercials for the book every 5 minutes, the floozy photo shoots for the magazines, big contract coming up. I wonder how many enemies she's making there?
Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2016 10:36 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: PaleRider, follow link to help SMFH now Joy at November 21, 2016 10:35 PM (dkExz)
Believe it or not, that I have heard. "Hey man, want a coke?" "Sure." "I have Dr Pepper and Sprite"
"err... ok then."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:36 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 21, 2016 10:36 PM (sdi6R)
Commonly heard in SE Oklahoma.
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2016 10:36 PM (4RLKt)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Yup.
I grew up in Va (I don't really consider us "the south"), and call anything other than ginger ale Coke.
I don't drink it often, and don't alhave a brand preference, but I always just say Coke.
Like almost everyone else I know (even if they're devout Pepsi drinkers).
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 10:36 PM (WZzgM)
We called it "pop" in Colorado. When we moved to Missouri John's best friend would correct us *every time*. Eventually I called it "sweetened fizzy drink" or something like that.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 10:37 PM (GDulk)
I wasn't trying to start a war or pick on anyone. I really have never heard the term used in person.
We use coke the same way a bandage is called a bandaid.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 10:37 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2016 10:26 PM (4RLKt)
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my most enthusiastic votes were for Reagan (both times) and Trump, this time.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2016 10:37 PM (MWf74)
Posted by: bebe'a boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 10:35 PM (hscyr)
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Goodness. You have spoken with Tammy, right?
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 10:37 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 10:38 PM (vUcdz)
Growing up around Boston, we called it "tonic".
Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2016 10:38 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: otho at November 21, 2016 10:38 PM (lmIoG)
I think it's a myth that people say "pop." An urban legend as it were.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:31 PM (cJrMO)
heh.
no it is very common in the midwest, it is the default word for carbonated beverages.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:38 PM (cPsPa)
I'll have a cold Coke, if you have one.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:31 PM (
No coke, Pepsi!
Posted by: John Belushi at November 21, 2016 10:39 PM (hscyr)
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2016 10:39 PM (Enq6K)
Huh. How bizarre.
Still leaning toward urban myth though, but the responses do seem a little overwhelming.
I guess, in reality, I don't really drink soda so it's not like it would come up too often.
What kind of silly name do you people have for beer, anyways? Have I been ordering it wrong this whole time?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:39 PM (cJrMO)
I believe I set a worlds record for remounting a horse and fading over the horizon.
Posted by: jwpaine at November 21, 2016 10:39 PM (hoJm7)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:39 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2016 10:39 PM (BXC+l)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 21, 2016 10:39 PM (AJeMv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at November 21, 2016 10:39 PM (ZO497)
Try Central Ohio.
Posted by: Tuna at November 21, 2016 10:39 PM (JSovD)
Awww. I knew I liked you for some reason.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 10:39 PM (GDulk)
Maybe I'll send those over to President Trump. Calm him down. And, I need to calm him down.
Posted by: Jeff Zucker at November 21, 2016 10:40 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2016 10:37 PM (MWf74)
ditto.
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2016 10:40 PM (So9FI)
That's exactly what we say. Would you like a coke?, we have Dr Pepper, root beer, sprite, or Pepsi?
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 10:40 PM (Q5Ymk)
The correct terminology is : Coke.
I'll have a cold Coke, if you have one.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:31 PM (c8Ctg)
no, soda is the correct word, though pop is commonly used.
Coke is the correct drink, pepsi is for nancy boys.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:40 PM (cPsPa)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:40 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 10:40 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 10:40 PM (Q5Ymk)
Yeah, I've encountered that. Bizarre, but I can take it. The whole "pop" thing is what is throwing me off.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:41 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Achmed at November 21, 2016 10:41 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 21, 2016 10:39 PM (AJeMv)
nope, soda fountain soda is the worst way to get carbonated beverages. mix is never right and you never know how many hobos have been nursing off of the spigot.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:42 PM (cPsPa)
It's funny: I *knew* it was you just from the nic. Tapped on the link in nic for confirmation.
How ya doing so far?
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 10:42 PM (vUcdz)
You're an honest-to-God cowboy? How cool.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 10:42 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: bebe'a boobs destroy
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This is good advice.
Treat it like a Memorial Day thread, and you'll be fine.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 10:42 PM (WZzgM)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2016 10:42 PM (BXC+l)
It's an Ohio thing (maybe even just SW Ohio). It's what we call carbonated beverages.
NE Ohio, too.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 21, 2016 10:42 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2016 10:37 PM (MWf74)
^^WORD^^
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2016 10:43 PM (4RLKt)
Khan Academy has expanded far past just math now and is one of our main resources. What on-line program have you been using?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 10:44 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Halfwise at November 21, 2016 10:44 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:28 PM (cPsPa)
I don't think so. I've been to damned near every state, most many times. I was in sales...
I think it's a myth that people say "pop." An urban legend as it were.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:31 PM (cJrMO)
++++
You must have been listening as closely as you are here.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2016 10:44 PM (R+30W)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/800789242817511425
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/800789331246010368
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/800789444747923459
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/800789565372006402
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2016 10:44 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 10:44 PM (vUcdz)
It's an Ohio thing (maybe even just SW Ohio). It's what we call carbonated beverages.
NE Ohio, too.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 21, 2016 10:42 PM (di1hb)
you are way overestimating the import of ohio in this or anything else.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:44 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: davidt at November 21, 2016 10:44 PM (XoldI)
WE HAVE GONE FROM A NATION GOVENRRENED BY LAWS AND BYPASSING A NATION OF MEN.
WE ARE A NATION GOVERNED BY MANUFACTORED FEARS AND CONCERNS. THIS IS FRIGHTENING.
GOD HELP US.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 21, 2016 10:44 PM (pOqmx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:42 PM (cPsPa)
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I always got the proper mixture minus hobo stuff at the Pepsi fountain shop in my little town in IL growing up.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 10:45 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 21, 2016 10:45 PM (BS8yt)
Just saying.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:27 PM (cJrMO)
You haven't met my wife. We argue about it all the time. It's soda, not pop.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 21, 2016 10:45 PM (R5EqA)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/800789678538440704
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/800789804397035520
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/800789911196471296
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/800790007640391680
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2016 10:45 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:40 PM (
Meh. RC is the best cola.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 10:45 PM (hscyr)
Do you have to help the goats give birth the first time? Like cattle, pull calves?
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 10:45 PM (Q5Ymk)
Central Ohio also. Don't say "pop" in SC though. The natives will look at you funny.
Posted by: Tuna at November 21, 2016 10:46 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 21, 2016 10:46 PM (JNDQi)
You're so right. Nothing but deplorable flyover country rubes.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at November 21, 2016 10:46 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 10:45 PM (hscyr)
well, rc is better than pepsi .
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:47 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:47 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 10:47 PM (bXfTo)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:40 PM (cJrMO)
Heinz? or French's?
Posted by: Halfwise at November 21, 2016 10:47 PM (rB/gm)
I used to love coke in a glass bottle, ice cold.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 10:47 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2016 10:48 PM (0OG8D)
Yeah, guess you're right.
Just hope you don't want to fly in an airplane, start your car or check out at the grocery.
Oh, or open that can of beer.
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 10:48 PM (vUcdz)
Oookay, my colonoscopy this morning and prep last night. Fun, fun, fun. :-) Gonna try to keep this short and un-explicit so that Chi doesn't have me banned.
I was supposed to start drinking diluted Suprep at 5pm last night. Then at 4:45, I noticed on my instructions from the doctor: "use CARBONATED SPARKLING water." Oh boy. So I had to make a last-minute trip to Ralphs in the rain, and got myself two bottles of Perrier.
5:15, I drink my first diluted Suprep. I hadn't eaten or drank anything all day, since midnight; I wanted to be extra careful. To my surprise, I didn't suddenly have to sprint to the toilet; it took it a bit to 'warm up.'
I ended up having to take sporadic bathroom breaks, ranging from 15 to 45 minutes, but I did *not* have to sleep on the toilet like I thought I would. Whew.
By midnight, it seemed the Suprep had conked out; I wasn't going much at all anymore. I set my cell phone alarms for 2:50pm (my second dose of Suprep with Perrier was supposed to be at 3am) and 7am so I'd have a bit of time before my sister Michelle came to drive me to the hospital.
So what happens? I wake at 2:50am with the alarm, figure I have a few minutes, doze off and next thing I know it's 3:30. I immediately darted up and did the second Suprep dose. It tasted *much* worse the second time, funnily enough, and my crankly empty stomach was making odd noises and giving me slight pain pangs.
So I wait until my next "twinge" before going back to the bathroom. I guess I waited too long because I had an accident at about 5:30am, but thankfully not a bad one. I was able to clean myself up, go ahead and get dressed, and dose until my sister showed at 7:30.
Right at 7:30, I awoke, put on my shoes and grabbed my paperwork, and my sister came to pick me up. I had a leftover bottle of Perrier so I gave that to her.
Got to the hospital at 8:10, checked in (thank God no line), got to meet the nurse fairly quickly, and believe it or not things went pretty fast. Put me in a prep room, undressed, put on gown, waited a bit while said nurse had trouble finding a vein in my right hand. (Nurses always have trouble finding my veins.)
About 15 minutes later the colonoscopy team was ready to roll. They asked me to lie on my side and I could tell I was getting the happy juice because I started to feel dizzy. There was *one point* early on in the actual procedure that was painful; I had some awful pressure in my waist area, like cramping (which I believe some of you warned me about). Thankfully one of the techs kind of held me around the waist and massaged me a bit, and the cramping went away after about 30 seconds.
Thank God, they got done fast. They found *one* polyp, which they cut out. I was told my results were good. No "accidents" during the procedure. I was able to check out, they wheeled me out to my sister's car, and I was out.
My reward for being such a good boy, now that I was so hungry: I got *eight* tacos at Del Taco and a large Cherry Coke, with lots of their de-lish mild taco sauce. Also, I haven't had to do #2 at all yet since before the procedure this morning.
So, so thankful to God everything worked out so well, I got it done, and thanks to all of you for the well wishes. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2016 10:48 PM (u8kLQ)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:40 PM (cJrMO)
Heinz? or French's?
Posted by: Halfwise at November 21, 2016 10:47 PM (rB/gm)
I don't own ketchup. I don't eat chicken tenders, I'm not 3 years old!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:48 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 10:42 PM (GDulk)
Much obliged, ma'am.
I ride herd on SQL procedures serving data to various websites, these days. Hardly ever get headbutt. So I got that going for me.
Posted by: jwpaine at November 21, 2016 10:48 PM (hoJm7)
Waitress: "What would you like to drink, honey?"
Customer: " I'll have a Coke."
Waitress: "Sure. what kind?"
Customer: "A Sprite."
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at November 21, 2016 10:48 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 10:42
Unpossible. Neither of us are pre-op trannies. And we've completely exhausted the topic of asparagus side effects.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 10:48 PM (hscyr)
Just saying.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:27 PM (cJrMO)
That's the word for it in the Upper Midwest (Michigan etc.).
I'm in Texas and still say pop.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 21, 2016 10:49 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair
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Now I want a Sodastream evendors more than I wanted one yesterday.
I wonder if they make a syrup so I can make my own Vernor's?
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 10:49 PM (WZzgM)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2016 10:49 PM (BXC+l)
Just hope you don't want to fly in an airplane, start your car or check out at the grocery.
Oh, or open that can of beer.
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 10:48 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:49 PM (cPsPa)
I used to have to go to Elyria for work sometimes. God what a shit hole.
Just thought I'd throw that out there. No offense ohio morons!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:49 PM (cJrMO)
That and Faygo Rock n Rye are my poisons.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 21, 2016 10:50 PM (di1hb)
½ Not-first comment:
What lazy, newly-minted cob logger put together this lame-ass ONT? First ONT that's really made me miss ol' whatzisname who used to do most of the ONTs. Ace should fire whoever did this.
♌ Alternate comment:
That quote up top attributed to General Douglas MacArthur - that's fake, isn't it? Nicely done. You may have a future with CNN!
☠ Alternate universe:
Hillary Clinton wins in a landslide, keels over and dies immediately from surprise; Presidency goes to... Gary Johnson.
Posted by: mindful webworker was supposed to be here but couldn't make it at November 21, 2016 10:50 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 21, 2016 10:50 PM (BS8yt)
Meh. RC is the best cola.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 10:45 PM (hscyr)
BBD, you forgot to mention "Moonpie". The proper pronunciation is RC Cola and Moonpie. All one phrase.
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2016 10:50 PM (4RLKt)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2016 10:39 PM (BXC+l)
I used Sonlight Curriculum-it's Christian, but the literature and history are superb. You choose the science and math that you want to work with-they give you options, but they have set programs for history and lit. My kids coasted on both history and lit in college from what they learned with this.
Check out the website-just Bing the name.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 21, 2016 10:50 PM (VnCI9)
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This was the post I was afraid of, and could not scroll through fast enough.
Sorry Steve, many of us have already been there. No need to relive it.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 10:50 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2016 10:50 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:40 PM (cPsPa)
All soft drinks are called "Coke", even Pepsi.
Posted by: WTF Do I Know at November 21, 2016 10:51 PM (cmE8J)
I'm in Texas and still say pop.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 21, 2016 10:49 PM (D2vc1)
Like I said, I think you guys may be busting my balls, but maybe not. If not, I have literally never heard a single person use the word "pop" to refer to soda in my life.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:51 PM (cJrMO)
And he let's 'em have it with BOTH BARRELS!! I may have to wear larger pants for a few years.
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2016 10:51 PM (hBig8)
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I feel like the same people who would call soda "pop" would also put ketchup on a hotdog.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:40 PM
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Heh. Grew up in western Kansas, thought someone who would call pop "soda" probably played soccer. And I threatened to disown a nephew who put ketchup on a hotdog.
Posted by: irright at November 21, 2016 10:51 PM (vqzjE)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 21, 2016 10:51 PM (di1hb)
So glad to hear things went well, and esp no major health concerns.
Also, well done on the narrative, don't think chi has much to complain about.
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 10:51 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 21, 2016 10:36 PM (sdi6R)
The one time I saw a cockatoo in meatspace was when I took my cats to the vet for their annual checkup and shots three years ago. And there was this large white cockatoo sitting on a perch behind the counter in the waiting room. So I asked one of the vet techs about the bird, and she said that the vet had offered to take care of the cockatoo while its owner went on vacation because he couldn't find a kennel for it. So I asked how old the bird was, and the tech said "About 20 or so." I was surprised, and she added, "They can live to be 80-- that sucker will see us all out to the cemetery." The cockatoo was pretty quiet, though-- the vet has a pair of office cats who live in the building (they were literally abandoned on his doorstep), and teh kittehs kept giving the cockatoo the cat version of stink eye, so the bird didn't hassle them.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 21, 2016 10:52 PM (3C9q2)
One day, the recording will be played and I hope I'm alive to hear it.
He doesn't need them and know everyone knows it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2016 10:52 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2016 10:52 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2016 10:52 PM (u8kLQ)
New Recipe For Fasting Gainzzz - a limerick
As I sift through the ONT clutter
Those videos make my heart flutter
Those goats (are they Merino?)
Would go well with cappuccino
Make some coffee - then add a little butter!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2016 10:52 PM (wPiJc)
Waitress: "What would you like to drink, honey?"
Customer: " I'll have a Coke."
Waitress: "Sure. what kind?"
Customer: "A Sprite."
Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at November 21, 2016 10:48 PM (nvMvs)
Amen and amen. That's how I grew up. If you want an actual Coke, you say Coca-cola. Most people say Dr. Pepper, especially around Waco.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 21, 2016 10:52 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2016 10:52 PM (So9FI)
Posted by: irright at November 21, 2016 10:51 PM (vqzjE)
Damn right. Sounds like you're a solid American.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:52 PM (cJrMO)
Michigan is pop country; had a hard time when I moved to Virginia at first because in Michigan soda is an ice cream and soft drink concoction. Favorite was vanilla ice cream and ginger ale.
Posted by: Lirio100 at November 21, 2016 10:52 PM (JK7Jw)
Imma gonna have a freakin' heart attack.
Posted by: Raider Nation
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You might want to re-think asking for a paddling with this crowd, darlin'
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 10:52 PM (WZzgM)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 10:47 PM (Q5Ymk)
Especially when it came from one of these:
https://tinyurl.com/j65jwxa
Those machines always seemed to keep them right on the edge of frozen.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 21, 2016 10:52 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2016 10:53 PM (hBig8)
Dad's side of the family was from Ohio/western PA, it was "pop" out there.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 10:53 PM (tHwdc)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ACE IS THE HEAD COB LOGGER.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 21, 2016 10:53 PM (c8Ctg)
I can't find it in bottles up here, anymore.
Sucks that.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:47 PM
There used to be a bottler in NC that made it with cane sugar. I bought it by the case. Then the fucking local bottlers sued because it was cutting into their sucky tasting hfcs business. I still haz a sadz.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 10:54 PM (hscyr)
Dad's side of the family was from Ohio/western PA, it was "pop" out there.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 10:53 PM (tHwdc)
Yeah when I buy / order seltzer in MA they look at me like I'm an idiot. "tonic" or "soda water" works. Rest of the world knows what "seltzer" means though.
::shrug:: what can you expect from massholes?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:54 PM (cJrMO)
posted by mindful webworker
******
Finally somebody able to break the grass ceiling.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2016 10:54 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 10:52 PM (WZzgM)
<buttons lip>
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 10:54 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 10:55 PM (vUcdz)
There used to be a bottler in NC that made it with cane sugar. I bought it by the case. Then the fucking local bottlers sued because it was cutting into their sucky tasting hfcs business. I still haz a sadz.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 10:54 PM (hscyr)
the cane sugar coke has been showing up in lots of places lately.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:55 PM (cPsPa)
Good for you. My husband had that not too long ago and he wanted 10 jack in the box tacos. He was still high when we left.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 10:55 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2016 10:52 PM (u8kLQ)
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Thanks, but no worries. Carry on.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 10:55 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 10:45 PM (Q5Ymk)
Dunno. Wife was visiting her mother and I took her goat over to a friend's place, since he had billies (dwarf). They were unable to deal the deal with the wife's regular sized Nubian nanny. Which was very fortuitous for me, since when the wife got back, I became persons is gratin for daring to expose her goat to such foolishness.
Doubt baby goats need to be pulled, though. It'd be a damned sight easier than pulling calves. If bet money on it.
Posted by: jwpaine at November 21, 2016 10:56 PM (hoJm7)
Nope. Pennsylvania (the western half anyways) says pop too.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2016 10:56 PM (tT/X6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:56 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 21, 2016 10:56 PM (VnCI9)
Mention paddlin' in this crowd and you'll see two lines form up out of nowhere.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 21, 2016 10:56 PM (IcT7t)
Manspread all you like, my Moron brothers. And the 'Ettes can count on being treated like ladies.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2016 10:56 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 21, 2016 10:57 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:55 PM (cPsPa)
I think it's kosher. 'Tis the season.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 10:57 PM (tHwdc)
My *entire* thing was almost exactly 2 hours. So while I thought I'd be there until about noon, I got out right about 10:15am. Whew!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2016 10:57 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: jwpaine at November 21, 2016 10:58 PM (hoJm7)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 10:58 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 10:57 PM (tHwdc)
hm
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:58 PM (cPsPa)
They also refer to subs or hoagies as grinders.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 21, 2016 10:57 PM (3C9q2)
Er, yeah, well, that's what they're called.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:58 PM (cJrMO)
That and Faygo Rock n Rye are my poisons.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
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That's pretty cool.
Vernor's is hard to find here, but not impossible. I stock up when I see it.
I can remember the childhood roadtrips back to Michigan as a kid - on the way home, Mom stuffed the Vista Cruiser with cases of that stuff because we couldn't get here back then.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 10:58 PM (WZzgM)
So we'llstill be 5-0 on the road.
But seriously, fuck Osweiller.
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 10:58 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 21, 2016 10:58 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 10:58 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Barney Frank at November 21, 2016 10:59 PM (0mRoj)
I took a History of English course at U of SC when we lived there. One day we were discussing regional differences for common terms and the subject of soda vs pop came up. The discussion got very heated(really, really heated)very quick. Its "soda" in SC. No other term is acceptable.
Posted by: Tuna at November 21, 2016 10:59 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2016 10:56 PM (0OG8D)
========
You bet. The grabbing line forms to the right.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 10:59 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: Gary Johnson at November 21, 2016 10:59 PM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 10:59 PM (bXfTo)
Yankeefifth: "Has michigan awarded its electoral votes / certified winner yet?"
Michigan vote counter: "Crap, made me lose my place. Um...one...two...three...four..."
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2016 11:00 PM (wPiJc)
Grinders are generic sandwiches on torpedo-shaped bread. As in "meatball grinder".
Hoagies are cold cuts sandwiches.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 11:00 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:00 PM (tHwdc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0-nj5ZoZwg
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2016 11:00 PM (0OG8D)
Yankeefifth: "Has michigan awarded its electoral votes / certified winner yet?"
Michigan vote counter: "Crap, made me lose my place. Um...one...two...three...four..."
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2016 11:00 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 11:00 PM (cPsPa)
I took a History of English course at U of SC when we lived there. One day we were discussing regional differences for common terms and the subject of soda vs pop came up. The discussion got very heated(really, really heated)very quick. Its "soda" in SC. No other term is acceptable.
Posted by: Tuna at November 21, 2016 10:59 PM (JSovD)
I have a friend from Mobile, Alabama who calls them "cold beverages," in the most delightful accent.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 21, 2016 11:00 PM (VnCI9)
The guy had seen every movie that had been made since he took the job. He'd walk in, order a Coke, collect the sample, then watch the movie.
He must have visited more mom & pop restaurants than anyone alive. At fast food joints, he'd order food and throw most of it out.
Sounds like an easy job, but.... hundreds of motels, and a bazillion miles of travel. Incidentally, he traveled with a cat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2016 11:00 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2016 10:50 PM (4RLKt)
This is southern CALIFORNIA, moonpies aren't a thing here.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 11:01 PM (hscyr)
Grinders are generic sandwiches on torpedo-shaped bread. As in "meatball grinder".
Hoagies are cold cuts sandwiches.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 11:00 PM (cJrMO)
well duh. one is stuffed full of meat the other is a gay dating site.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 11:01 PM (cPsPa)
I don't own ketchup. I don't eat chicken tenders, I'm not 3 years old!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:48 PM (cJrMO)
So, no Cheez Whiz and ketchup sandwiches as a teenager?
I may have set some kind of record with those.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 21, 2016 11:02 PM (rB/gm)
I'm doing good as long as I take it easy. I get dizzy if I don't eat from all the meds. I just tire easily and I'm still not sleeping great. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 21, 2016 11:02 PM (JNDQi)
The Texans' fans were awesome when Al Davis died in 2011.
Almost felt bad when we beat them in Houston.
But this?
Nonononono...
They cannot win now.
8-2, not 7-3.
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:02 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2016 10:53 PM
Apparently you need carrots, beans, and tofu for the Full Cochran.
Never go full Cochran.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2016 11:02 PM (DMUuz)
My grandparents said soda pop or soda water.
For some unknown (to me anyway) he would not use the word "coke", it was always Coca-Cola..
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 21, 2016 11:02 PM (aAlFX)
I really appreciate you're taking me to shoot. If you're ever in the area I'll have to return the favor (which is admittedly much easier here)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (GDulk)
I've never seen a goat born. I didn't know if you have to watch the mother to make sure everything is okay like with dairy cattle.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (Q5Ymk)
That's actually a pet peeve of mine:
Reason "regular" Coke is K4P is the HFCS, the operative piece of which is "corn," which some genius Rabbi lost to the mists of time deemed not acceptable (aka kitnyot).
Which is utter BS: corn is indigenous to the Americas, no way Moses & Co had any inkling of its existence.
/rant off
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (vUcdz)
Mr. Mistoffelees?
Rum Tum Tugger?
Macavity!?
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2016 10:50 PM (4RLKt)
This is southern CALIFORNIA, moonpies aren't a thing here.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 11:01 PM (hscyr)
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For SoCal, these is a special Urban Dictionary entry for "Moon Pie". I would suggest ignoring it though.
True fact and stuff. /s
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (kDVWM)
They also refer to subs or hoagies as grinders.
Posted by: Basement Cat
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When I went to Nawlins, I HAD to try a Po Boy.
When the chick handed it to me, I just looked at her - "it's just a sub."
Nothing special but the name.
Don't even get me started on those otrocious muffulata concoctions...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (WZzgM)
The main 1950s-era architect of homes in my neighborhood, a Jewish fellow by the name of Louis Boyar, supposedly loved the stuff and would always have a bottle of it nearby his drafting board.
We also actually have, I'm not kidding, an Amos Street and Andy Avenue. And they *intersect.*
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Captain Comic at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (+3pjI)
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 21, 2016 11:00 PM (VnCI9)
I used to work with a guy in Nashville that called them "code dranks" (cold drinks). Coffee was a "hot drank". Another thing that I have rarely heard outside the Nashville area was calling a water (or garden) hose a "hose pipe".
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (GUBah)
I'm in Texas and still say pop.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 21, 2016 10:49 PM (D2vc1)
Like I said, I think you guys may be busting my balls, but maybe not. If not, I have literally never heard a single person use the word "pop" to refer to soda in my life.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:51 PM (cJrMO)
You know it's possible that they know you're from the north east and wouldn't handle having your precious bubble burst and so they would say "soda" to protect your delicate north eastern sensibilities from being exposed to strange new words. :p
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (JPkzo)
+++
and how can this be? for he IS the Kwisatch Haderach!
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 21, 2016 11:05 PM (U0lQa)
A bird fan from North Carolina
Had a cockatoo that he named Dinah
When people heard talking
and said "Whose bird is squawking?"
He said "Don't look at me, it's not mynah!"
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2016 11:05 PM (wPiJc)
I'm doing good as long as I take it easy. I get dizzy if I don't eat from all the meds. I just tire easily and I'm still not sleeping great. Thanks for asking.
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 21, 2016 11:02 PM (JNDQi)
Praying for you and yours, dear. The hormone disruption from a heart attack is a little overwhelming, but also very normal. Follow your diet, take your meds, and don't worry about getting back to "routine" immediately. Take it easy.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 21, 2016 11:05 PM (VnCI9)
/rant off
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (vUcdz)
How lucky is that, stumbling on a pet peeve? ;-)
The article linked said "grains" - not sure what that's all about, since corn is a grain.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:06 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tuna at November 21, 2016 11:06 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:06 PM (vUcdz)
Shitshitshit.
Get yo' shit together Derek.
And receivers, catch that shit.
Fuck the altitude.
Mind over matter.
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:06 PM (bXfTo)
Grinders are generic sandwiches on torpedo-shaped bread. As in "meatball grinder".
Hoagies are cold cuts sandwiches.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 11:00 PM (cJrMO)
well duh. one is stuffed full of meat the other is a gay dating site.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 11:01 PM (cPsPa)
++++
Those sound the same to me.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at November 21, 2016 11:06 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:55 PM (c
Costco has carried it for years. I'm talking RV made with cane sugar. Mmmmmmm
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 11:07 PM (Cmh3/)
*passes a Red Pop to Muldoon*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2016 11:07 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Barney Frank at November 21, 2016 11:07 PM (0mRoj)
I don't own ketchup. I don't eat chicken tenders, I'm not 3 years old!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:48 PM (cJrMO)
So, no Cheez Whiz and ketchup sandwiches as a teenager?
I may have set some kind of record with those.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 21, 2016 11:02 PM (rB/gm)
::blinks rapidly::
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 11:07 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (JPkzo)
It's always possible.
I don't know how people would know I'm from the Northeast though -- we don't have an accent.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM (cJrMO)
wing friendship I have on FB....One of his left wing friends wants me to
prove I am not an anti-semite or racist before he can have a discussion
with me? I told him where to stick that one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (dELE3)
How the hell does one "prove" a lack of racism?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM (vUcdz)
We would usually check on them but Nubians at least are pretty independent and capable. I don't know about European breeds.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM (GDulk)
Typo makes it sound like you want to eat a gingerbread house on wheels.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (dELE3)
Umm, aren't you Jewish? Seems like FB person is rather obtuse.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM (VnCI9)
That's exactly what I picture when I think of the old cokes in a bottle
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM (Q5Ymk)
Aww, crap. Now I gotta start over...
Posted by: Michigan SoS, "Fingers" McDoofus at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM (HwVbl)
No cobs! This is for the birds! If I was clever like a fox, this wouldn't happen. Guess I'm the goat.
Dammit. What should I post? Think, think!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Tuna at November 21, 2016 11:06 PM (JSovD)
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*Fist bump*
Add onion and I'm good, as a Chicago native.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 11:09 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:51 PM (cJrMO)
Since I can totally relate to almost all the other comments (especially the Ohio ones) I can assure you we are not.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 21, 2016 11:09 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 21, 2016 10:58 PM (IcT7t)
Ummm a psycho coming for dinner is a good thing????!!!!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 11:09 PM (Cmh3/)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:09 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (dELE3)
Umm, aren't you Jewish? Seems like FB person is rather obtuse.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM (VnCI9)
Yes I am Jewish and about the biggest Zionist there is ( much like everyone on Breibart) but you see I support PE Trump so to the left I am an anti-semite. That there is some fine left wing logic
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:09 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:10 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 11:10 PM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: Tuna at November 21, 2016 11:06 PM (JSovD)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/polhdy9
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 11:10 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Tuna
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Yup, I regard that as 'standard'.
If I'm in the mood, and it's available, I might have chili on it, and/or onions, rather than relish.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2016 11:10 PM (ZO497)
soda pop
soda
***
Instead of wondering what fresh hell awaits us tomorrow, I find myself wondering what delightful surprise Trump has in store for us.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 21, 2016 10:01 PM (Om16U) ***
I was a Ted Cruz never Trumper.
I now believe Trump is the best man for the job. He is a wrecking ball smashing all the legacy custom that is killing this country.
Posted by: gNewt at November 21, 2016 11:10 PM (c6UIl)
Hoagie: Newjoisey
Grinder (grinda): Taxachewsetts
Torpedo: Connecticut
Sub: Philly (Cheezsteak w'tdh)
Posted by: Furious Mustache at November 21, 2016 11:10 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 21, 2016 11:10 PM (U0lQa)
I used to work with a guy in Nashville that called them "code dranks" (cold drinks). Coffee was a "hot drank". Another thing that I have rarely heard outside the Nashville area was calling a water (or garden) hose a "hose pipe".
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (GUBah)
Awww, drinking from a hose in the hot summer! Do kids do that any more? And yes, if you didn't care for a cold beverage, my friend would ask if you preferred a hot beverage-coffee, tea or ovaltine?
She was a true Southern belle. I am a Texan wannabee.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 21, 2016 11:11 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of
Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 21, 2016 10:58 PM (IcT7t)
Just saw this - is that his baptismal name?
Hoping you have a wonderful T-day!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:11 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:11 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: tu3031 at November 21, 2016 11:11 PM (qJhUV)
Not psycho, Psycho! The youngest of the Basura brothers.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 21, 2016 11:11 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:12 PM (bXfTo)
Ovaltine? Son of a BITCH!
Posted by: Ralphie Parker at November 21, 2016 11:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess
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By joining BLM.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2016 11:12 PM (ZO497)
They didn't give me any dietary restrictions so far. My sodium was low, my cholesterol is normal, I'm taking Lipitor. I don't seem to be very thirsty so I have to remember to drink.
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 21, 2016 11:12 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2016 11:12 PM (HwVbl)
I said, 'I do believe awl have anotha' big owrange drank."
https://youtu.be/oNxLxTZHKM8
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 21, 2016 11:12 PM (Yg871)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM (GDulk)
Nubians are ok, but don't trust Stygians.
Posted by: Conan at November 21, 2016 11:12 PM (cmE8J)
I now believe Trump is the best man for the job. He is a wrecking
ball smashing all the legacy custom that is killing this country.
Posted by: gNewt at November 21, 2016 11:10 PM (c6UIl)
Me too - I figured that this wasn't Ted's time - too dire. Trump was the closest I could get to SMOD. But this is much, much better.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:13 PM (tHwdc)
She was a true Southern belle. I am a Texan wannabee.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 21, 2016 11:11 PM (VnCI9)
I don't know if the kids do. *I* still do, though.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 21, 2016 11:13 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Yeah, that one was a WTF moment for me too.
I ate my share of Kraft cheese (one slice) sammiches as a kid, but that just sounded WRONG.
*waves to the pretty lady wearing black & silver
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 11:13 PM (WZzgM)
Hoping you have a wonderful T-day!
No, the baptismal name is classified for national security reasons. Hmm.... maybe Papa Basura was kidding about that.
I hope you have an excellent Thanksgiving as well, Miley.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 21, 2016 11:13 PM (IcT7t)
Yeah, dachshunds just *seem* sort of goofy. Anything bred to take out cornered *large* weasels is going to be a shredding machine when the switch gets turned on. That's an issue with a lot of terriers. They are small so people think they're great for indoors and with kids, and the opposite is true since the lack of size was to fit into rat holes and fight a creature that is literally proverbial for its ferocity when cornered.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 11:13 PM (GDulk)
*Fist bump*
Add onion and I'm good, as a Chicago native.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 11:09 PM (kDVWM)
Throw on some tomatoes, and I'm right there with ya
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2016 11:13 PM (BXC+l)
Hoagie: Newjoisey
Grinder (grinda): Taxachewsetts
Torpedo: Connecticut
Sub: Philly (Cheezsteak w'tdh)
Posted by: Furious Mustache
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What about Cuban sandwiches?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2016 11:13 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2016 11:13 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (
Introduce them to CBD
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 11:14 PM (Cmh3/)
Grinder (grinda): Taxachewsetts
Torpedo: Connecticut
Sub: Philly (Cheezsteak w'tdh)
Posted by: Furious Mustache at November 21, 2016 11:10 PM (Pby3z)
I grew up in CT -- all 4 terms were sort of used, but usually with different meanings.
So a torpedo was your standard turkey and cheese or whatnot.
Sub? Eh, now that I think about it -- other than at Subway, I don't think anyone used that word.
Grinder -- usually served hot (meatballs, chicken parm, etc)
Hoagie -- cold meat semmich.
So a Philly Cheese steak would be on a grinder.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 11:14 PM (cJrMO)
Arrggghhh:
Reason "regular" Coke ISN'T K4P...
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM (vUcdz)
I was going to say. Your statement was quite strange to me since I deal with standard kosher stuff all the time. Including kosher corn syrup and high fructose corn syrup. But different rules for Passover.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 21, 2016 11:14 PM (JPkzo)
I may have mentioned this before but Al Davis yelled at me, thinking I wanted his autograph. I didn't know who he was and I yelled back, why would I want your autograph? He was in the hotel room next to us.
My husband saw the whole thing and was laughing.
Al Davis had a huge bodyguard to protect him from I guess me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 11:14 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2016 11:14 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 21, 2016 11:14 PM (Iy6JT)
Posted by: Tuna at November 21, 2016 11:14 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM (tHwdc)
Miley I believe a Democrat is someone who believes conservatives need to assimilate but Muslims don't.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 21, 2016 11:14 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess
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By joining BLM.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2016 11:12 PM (ZO497)
Exactly. THAT is exactly what the left thinks. That because of "White Privilege" I have to prove I am not racist.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:14 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:14 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2016 11:13 PM (ZO497)
They're called Cubano's. They're more panini's than a torpedo or hoagie-style sandwich.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 11:14 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 09:59
I thought that odd. Nut then remered someone, maybe Mis
Hum mentioned that because of the Holiday Ace might be doing an ONT.
TY Ace, it's almost as good as some of the cob loggers. j/k
*waiting for the banhammer*
Posted by: Farmer at November 21, 2016 11:15 PM (o/90i)
Fuck Kevin Bacon, we're only two degrees of separation from the President-Elect.
Ponders. Can I have Guam? Damn island is just gonna tip over or be drowned by CAGW anyways.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2016 11:15 PM (b/kAv)
The play by play guy for the football game on the radio sounds like Ricky Ricardo.
Posted by: tu3031
Is he splainin the game?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2016 11:15 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM (GDulk)
Nubians are ok, but don't trust Stygians.
Posted by: Conan at November 21, 2016 11:12 PM (cmE8J)
Sybians are fine.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2016 11:15 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (
You obviously didn't go to central grocery for yours. Sooooo good.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 11:16 PM (Cmh3/)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 21, 2016 11:16 PM (AJeMv)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess
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beat up one of your friends.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 11:16 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 21, 2016 11:16 PM (GUBah)
Just saying.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:27 PM (cJrMO)
It's called "pop " in Michigan.
I always thought of a soda as a concoction of ice cream, chocolate syrup, and fizzy soda water.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2016 11:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:17 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:17 PM (vUcdz)
Vernor's is hard to find here, but not impossible. I stock up when I see it.
I can remember the childhood roadtrips back to Michigan as a kid - on the way home, Mom stuffed the Vista Cruiser with cases of that stuff because we couldn't get here back then.
I missed it when I was in the Army. Either out west or overseas. Only got some when on PCS leave.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 21, 2016 11:18 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Miley
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I'm willing to sleep with Harris Faulkner if it will convince you.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 11:18 PM (WZzgM)
wing friendship I have on FB....One of his left wing friends wants me to
prove I am not an anti-semite or racist before he can have a discussion
with me? I told him where to stick that one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM (dELE3)
Tell him you're not anti-Semite because you'll still let him blow you during (insert Jewish holiday here).
Or something.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 21, 2016 11:18 PM (D2vc1)
Sybians are fine.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2016 11:15 PM
We await your pictorial report.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2016 11:18 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:18 PM (bXfTo)
Exactly! Chocolate sodas are just yummy.
Posted by: Tuna at November 21, 2016 11:18 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2016 11:19 PM (+lVUW)
Named for the shape the filling takes in an elongated roll.
"I'll have a chicken parm wedge."
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 11:19 PM (c8Ctg)
Typo makes it sound like you want to eat a gingerbread house on wheels.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM (IcT7t)
Well it IS gingerbread season.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 11:19 PM (Cmh3/)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:19 PM (vUcdz)
9am: Champagne brunch & mimosas
12noon: Merlot
3pm: White zin
6pm: Lowenbrau
8pm: Keystone Light
10pm: Thunderbird (still in its paper bag)
12 midnight: Rubbing alcohol straight from the container
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2016 11:19 PM (u8kLQ)
When the chick handed it to me, I just looked at her - "it's just a sub."
Nothing special but the name.
Don't even get me started on those otrocious muffulata concoctions...
Posted by: Chi -
*****
Oh man- you just didn't get your Po-Boy or your muffaletta at the right joint. Po-Boys need the right crusty french loaf, the right fried seafood (shrimp, oyster or both) and the right sauce. When done right they are awesome, with a capital AWE!
Muffalettas need the right olive relish and can be downright tasty. Used to be my go-to lunch as a poor student in New Orleans.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2016 11:20 PM (wPiJc)
I've never seen a goat born. I didn't know if you
have to watch the mother to make sure everything is okay like with dairy
cattle.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 11:04 PM
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I also have never seen a goat born. Never really been around them much. Here's what I "know" about cattle: When it comes to calving time, you need to watch first-calf heifers regardless of breed. Seriously, you need to live with them. Some breeds are easier calvers than others, but none are foolproof, second-calf, third or later. Fact is, the worrying ain't over 'til the banker smiles. And even then, there's always next year.
Posted by: irright at November 21, 2016 11:20 PM (vqzjE)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:20 PM (bXfTo)
They didn't give me any dietary restrictions so far. My sodium was low, my cholesterol is normal, I'm taking Lipitor. I don't seem to be very thirsty so I have to remember to drink.
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 21, 2016 11:12 PM (JNDQi)
Yep-when the heart is traumatized, the adrenal rush causes all kinds of hormone dumps. It takes the body a while to return to homeostasis. It's much worse with heart surgery-I guess from the heart lung machine. Muldoon could educate us better on this. I'm just relating what my dad, and then my husband went through. I don't mean to scare you, I'm so sorry if I did-I was just trying to let you know that being emotional after an attack is really normal. Don't sweat it. But if you aren't, then all the better.
I had a timer for giving my husband water/juice. Ever couple of hours during the day, so that he didn't get dehydrated. That might help you remember to drink something. If you are interested in "heart diets" DASH is good, as is Mediterranean. The Mediterranean style food is definitely more flavorful. EatingWell magazine is actually good for recipes and good food encouragement. They are a little crunchy, but they have some good recipes.
And I will keep praying that you heal quickly and feel better ASAP!
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 21, 2016 11:20 PM (VnCI9)
hey are the Raiders and the Davis Family still Pro-America or are they also in cahoots with the hate America Crowd...because I'd like to root for them?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:20 PM (dELE3)
How the hell does one "prove" a lack of racism?
There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on n*ggers, kikes, wops or greasers! Here you are all equally worthless!
Posted by: Sgt. Hartman at November 21, 2016 11:20 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of
Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 21, 2016 11:13 PM (IcT7t)
Oh, I will - because Hillary Clinton will never be President.
HILLARY Clinton will never be President.
Hillary CLINTON will never be President.
Hillary Clinton WILL never be President.
Hillary Clinton will NEVER be President.
Hillary Clinton will never BE President.
Hillary Clinton will never be PRESIDENT.
And my SIL was a big Hillary fan. And her brother, who is also a big Hillary fan (and gay to boot) will be there.
Should I hand out safety pins?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:20 PM (tHwdc)
http://ale8one.com/
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 21, 2016 11:20 PM (GUBah)
===
what, like kugel
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 21, 2016 11:20 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Tuna
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Yup, I regard that as 'standard'.
If I'm in the mood, and it's available, I might have chili on it, and/or onions, rather than relish.
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For hotdogs, ketchup Is fair game. Most children like the sweetness.
For adults, a Real Honest Brautwerst needs a much more traditional accompanying set of condiments: your choices of (any or all) sauerkraut, diced onions, German spicy mustard, dill pickle on the side, but always with Beer.
No ketchup. None.
Posted by: Furious Mustache at November 21, 2016 11:21 PM (Pby3z)
This BTW is the correct, and efficient, description for people like this.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2016 11:21 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 21, 2016 11:21 PM (Iy6JT)
Posted by: Sgt. Hartman at November 21, 2016 11:20 PM (0mRoj)
Ya know a left winger could never laugh at that joke and all I can think of is Dirty Harry. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:22 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:22 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:22 PM (bXfTo)
There's a joke here somewhere, I'm not quite sure what it is.
Posted by: Olson Johnson at November 21, 2016 11:22 PM (cmE8J)
Sybians are fine.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2016 11:15 PM
We await your pictorial report.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2016 11:18 PM (DMUuz)
Yeah, I'd rather not get banned.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2016 11:22 PM (0mRoj)
Yeah, those are really good. There used to be an ice cream shop in Longmont owned by a local dairy and we'd go there for special occasions. That's where I learned about sodas and got hooked on them. No one seems to make them any more, but I do at home some times if I really want a treat.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 11:22 PM (GDulk)
Just yanking your chain.
My late, beloved stepfather called them that, too.
I miss him (gone 6 years now - /sigh).
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:22 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 21, 2016 11:11 PM (IcT7t)
So he's not psycho? I'm so confused. That's what I get for being sober.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 21, 2016 11:23 PM (Cmh3/)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess
******
Sell off your remaining slaves?
I denounce myself!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2016 11:23 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:08 PM
Duh. Don't vote for Trump.
Posted by: MSM at November 21, 2016 11:23 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:23 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 21, 2016 11:23 PM (U0lQa)
In case you were wondering.
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:06 PM (vUcdz
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Lawd yes..
One of my friends tell the coon hunt story everytime I take Gentleman Jack out to his place...
Knock him out John
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 21, 2016 11:24 PM (aAlFX)
No ketchup. None.
Posted by: Furious Mustache at November 21, 2016 11:21 PM (Pby3z)
all acceptable hot dog toppings as well.
And maybe I should specify -- when I saw hotdogs, I don't mean the things kids eat that you microwave that you buy at Shaws or whatever. I mean sausagey adult hot dogs that cook on a grill.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 11:24 PM (cJrMO)
This BTW is the correct, and efficient, description for people like this.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2016 11:21 PM (QDnY+)
I went to college with him 40 years ago and have not seen him since then. Back them he always had a good supply of good gra...ah..wacky...ah stuff ya know?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:24 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:24 PM (bXfTo)
..
Tonight at the Spurs game, before the national anthem, there was a short tribute and moment of silence for the cop who was murdered.
The NBA has its faults, but AFAIK there was none of that "hands up don't shoot" crap going on here when the NFL was doing that.
Also, when halftime was over, I was watching the players come back in and every single one of them fist bumped the deputy sheriff in the tunnel.
Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at November 21, 2016 11:24 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2016 11:19 PM (c8Ctg)
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That is called a sandwich in both Georgia today and Illinois 30 years ago.
A wedge holds open a door or stops a car from rolling when on a jack.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 11:24 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: t-bird at November 21, 2016 11:24 PM (/cksx)
http://tinyurl.com/jo8uwnj
Posted by: MTF at November 21, 2016 11:25 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:25 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:25 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2016 11:25 PM (0OG8D)
Good ONT, ace. It's one thing to be a big ass parrot or cockatoo and annoy a cat, but those little canaries and parakeets are kinda asking for it....
I just saw the clip of the actress who "imitated" Melania...I wouldn't mind a funny imitation, but that was just painfully lame. Really, is that the best they can do?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 21, 2016 11:26 PM (P8951)
Oh they are just as bad..this guy Noah from the Knicks now refused to eat with the West Point Cadets because of racism or black or something?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:26 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 21, 2016 11:26 PM (D2vc1)
Well, there *is* that well-known Jewish anti-Semite CBD....
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:14 PM (vUcdz)
Lol!
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 21, 2016 11:26 PM (VnCI9)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:26 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: CNN at November 21, 2016 11:27 PM (/cksx)
One of the funniest things I've ever heard. Could not stop laughing.
https://youtu.be/-AX9QoFhEhI
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:27 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 10:44 PM (cPsPa)
==========================
Hey! It's Ohio, and we is impotent.
Even Hillary started calling it pop halfway through the campaign.
Posted by: MTF at November 21, 2016 11:27 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 21, 2016 11:26 PM (D2vc1)
I was leaning toward Tourette's.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2016 11:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:26 PM (dELE3)
Ugh. Well, at least the NBA requires them to stand for the anthem, unlike the NFL.
Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at November 21, 2016 11:28 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:28 PM (bXfTo)
No ketchup. None.
Posted by: Furious Mustache at November 21, 2016 11:21 PM (Pby3z)
This is truth.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 21, 2016 11:28 PM (P8951)
Hookay, I have read the comments up to my own (#259) so before I refresh and find 259 more....
Growing up here in NE Oklahoma, being the cosmopolitan melting-pot that it is, I'd heard soda, soda pop, pop, and occasionally the South-influenced generic "coke." The map someone linked to (first one not second one I didn't see) confirms Oklahoma's mix.
And of course now I want a Vernor's... or an RC or Dr Pepper from circa 1960 before they changed the recipes.
* pours another snifter of brandy *
Posted by: mindful webworker - okay, not a snifter, just a glass at November 21, 2016 11:28 PM (5a8XA)
In case you were wondering.
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:06 PM (vUcdz)
One of my fraternity brothers. He didn't like to admit it, because it cut against his down home, aw shucks good ole boy thing, but he did throw in $100k when we built the new fraternity house.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 21, 2016 11:28 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Country Boy
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*types
*thinks about it...
*deletes
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 11:28 PM (WZzgM)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 21, 2016 11:23 PM (U0lQa)
LOL! If I ever attend a MoMee, I certainly will bring a sheet cake so inscribed.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:28 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:20 PM
Does that mean we have to, uh, get off in Fruitvale?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 21, 2016 11:28 PM (DMUuz)
No ketchup. None.
Posted by: Furious Mustache at November 21, 2016 11:21 PM (Pby3z)
This is truth.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 21, 2016 11:28 PM (P8951)
Ketchup on a hot dog, yes. On a brat, no.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2016 11:29 PM (0mRoj)
I've lived as far east as central Pennsylvania, but that's the first time I've heard a sandwich called a "wedge". Then again, if someone *did* call it that at the time it probably didn't register since I would never envision bread, meat, and cheese upon hearing a word for a doorstop.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 11:29 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:29 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:29 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at November 21, 2016 11:28 PM (ozZau)
Sigh...Yup I'll give ya that one...kinda discouraging that, that is a high point now a days..
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:30 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:29 PM (bXfTo)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2016 11:30 PM (0mRoj)
That's what I thought. Our friends have dairies. They told me the first calf you have to watch. After the first one they were okay, but I'm sure they watched always because they sold the boys.
I've watched them pull calves and it's not glamorous work.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 11:30 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:30 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:30 PM (bXfTo)
Since we're talking about birds and hot dogs- a limerick
The Kraut ordered sausage at first
And he ate til he thought he would burst
Then when he was full
He ate a seagull
And then took a tern for the wurst!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2016 11:30 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 11:30 PM (Q5Ymk)
I pulled a calf once. Ice, elevation and rest took care of it though.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2016 11:31 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:31 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:20 PM
I am actually a Jet fan but in honor of the great old rivalry we used to have and in honor of Al Davis, and in Honor of the Heidi Game I actually have a soft spot in my heart for the Raiders
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:31 PM (dELE3)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:31 PM (vUcdz)
*smoochies*
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:30 PM (bXfTo)
*blushes*
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2016 11:32 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:32 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2016 11:27 PM (0mRoj)
LMAO.
"Maybe he should FUCKER pass to the sideline SHIT instead of running it up the ASSHOLE....."
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 21, 2016 11:32 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:32 PM (bXfTo)
http://tinyurl.com/jo8uwnj
Posted by: MTF at November 21, 2016 11:25 PM (sCBEO)
She has breasts, I'll give her that. Large ones, in fact. Kind of a butherface though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 11:32 PM (cJrMO)
So, so thankful to God everything worked out so well, I got it done, and thanks to all of you for the well wishes. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2016 10:48 PM (u8kLQ)
Your puckerhole will be screaming at you tomorrow and Wednesday.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 21, 2016 11:32 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2016 11:29 PM (0mRoj)
No, I stand fast against this heresy and you will never convince me. The Chicago Hot Dog, with mustard, neon green relish, sport peppers, tomatoes and a pickle spear is the best thing to come out of Chicago and the correct hot dog tops.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 21, 2016 11:33 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:20 PM
=============================
Vegas? L.A.? Oakland?
Where are we!!!
Posted by: MTF at November 21, 2016 11:33 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:33 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 21, 2016 11:34 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 21, 2016 11:33 PM (P8951)
Best thing to come out of Chicago? Setting the bar kinda low aren't you?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2016 11:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:31 PM (bXfTo)
Oh dear God Houston don't score again otherwise SMFH is gonna steal a tank and blow up half of South Texas.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 21, 2016 11:34 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:34 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2016 11:34 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:24 PM
Could you
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: B. Soetoro at November 21, 2016 11:34 PM (DMUuz)
Endeavor to persevere!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2016 11:34 PM (wPiJc)
::tips hat::
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 11:34 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: CNN at November 21, 2016 11:35 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:35 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: B. Soetoro at November 21, 2016 11:35 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2016 11:35 PM (u8kLQ)
I've watched them pull calves and it's not glamorous work.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 11:30 PM
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Many times you pull a dead calf, and you know it is dead before you start. If you don't, the mother will die. Not fun.
Posted by: irright at November 21, 2016 11:36 PM (vqzjE)
Posted by: mrp at November 21, 2016 11:36 PM (JBggj)
My stupid fat fingers.
BTW: how were the beans?
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:19 PM (vUcdz)
Still in the can
Posted by: buzzion at November 21, 2016 11:36 PM (bMG0w)
Where were you earlier when we tried to get the monkey puns going?
That was pretty tough. I was hoping you'd come show us how it's done.
As to the muffulata remark, I'm not the biggest olive fan. Still developing a taste for them. So even if I went to "the best" place in Nawlins, I probably wouldn't have liked it. But I tried one.
And, to set the record straight, I think from a culinary standpoint, that was my favorite City to visit ever. But a Po Boy is just a sub - I don't care what you put on it
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 11:36 PM (WZzgM)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:36 PM (vUcdz)
http://tinyurl.com/jo8uwnj
Posted by: MTF at November 21, 2016 11:25 PM (sCBEO)
She has breasts, I'll give her that. Large ones, in fact. Kind of a butherface though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 11:32 PM (cJrMO)
She's far better than what I've been getting lately.
(Nothing, for the record)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 21, 2016 11:36 PM (D2vc1)
Why have people advised against a stent??? I didn't have a choice. After the CT angioplasty the doctor said he put a stent in. Someone also said don't take blood thinners but I have to for 12 months for the stent??? CoQ10 with statins, yes?no? Sorry, I know doctors hate giving free advice but any tips are appreciated.
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 21, 2016 11:37 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 11:37 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:37 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2016 11:38 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2016 11:29 PM (0mRoj)
Agreed.
As for the mustard, I prefer Polish over German. Better flavor, not seedy.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 21, 2016 11:38 PM (rB/gm)
No, Psycho is probably the most well adjusted of us all.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 21, 2016 11:38 PM (IcT7t)
Back in Black....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:32 PM (bXfTo)
lmao.
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2016 11:38 PM (So9FI)
https://youtu.be/-AX9QoFhEhI
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:27 PM (vUcdz)
That was awesome! I loooove the dialect.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:38 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 21, 2016 11:26
That was really stupid.
Be well Donna et al, I'm off to read some more of Ed Klein's "Guilty as Sin". Good read so far on the hildabeast, she's a trip.
Posted by: Farmer at November 21, 2016 11:39 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2016 11:39 PM (IqV8l)
All my buddies that were Armor are now at Ft. Carson.
Don't have enough money or booze to bribe the MPs at the Ft Hood gates
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:40 PM (bXfTo)
That would suck so bad. I don't remember my dad ever having to pull a goat, but it has been a couple of decades and I suspect he would have sent us out of the barn if he did have to.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 11:40 PM (GDulk)
You left out the krauts (aka jerries or heinies), the frogs, the canucks, the dagos, the spics, the bohunks, the scandis, the russkies, the chinks, the japs, and the wogs. Much longer list of insults in Mencken's book on the American language.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 21, 2016 11:40 PM (3C9q2)
Jerry C is just a hoot. He has one about the proprietor of a country store, a limousine pulling a horse trailer, and blankets that is pitch perfect set and delivery.
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:40 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 21, 2016 11:41 PM (D2vc1)
One of the calves I watched them pull I thought was dead. We were out there late and the dairyman was cussing, got the legs out, they pulled it out and it looked dead. It finally got up. I don't know what he did to it because I walked away sad.
The dairyman and my husband were cussing and I'm really not sure. It was dark.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 11:41 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Country Boy
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NO! They haven't called Michigan yet!!!!
Posted by: Shrillary - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 11:43 PM (WZzgM)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 21, 2016 11:33 PM (P8951)
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Chicago native here. Ketchup is just fine on Hot Dogs, Burgers, Brats and Italian Sausage.
The only food I reserve for Mustard only is Polish Sausage. And there you have it.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 11:43 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:43 PM (vUcdz)
hmmmm...
A Tourette's sufferer named Buckhead
at the communion rail about to yell fuckhead
with both hands over piehole
he twitched, teary eyed-full
but no luck, and for that he was struck dead
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 21, 2016 11:43 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2016 11:30 PM (dELE3)
yeah it's pretty sad to be praising them for exceeding a bar that's about an inch high.
It was a nice, respectful moment tonight for Detective Marconi though. By his twitter feed, he was a Spurs fan and liked to do some of the same things around here I like to do. .
Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at November 21, 2016 11:44 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Halfwise
Well, now we're splitting hairs, at the level of what Beer. Pilsner, or Lager?
Posted by: Furious Mustache at November 21, 2016 11:44 PM (Pby3z)
http://tinyurl.com/jo8uwnj
Posted by: MTF at November 21, 2016 11:25 PM (sCBEO)
She has breasts, I'll give her that. Large ones, in fact. Kind of a butherface though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 11:32 PM (cJrMO)
She's far better than what I've been getting lately.
(Nothing, for the record)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 21, 2016 11:36 PM (D2vc1)
well, if that's where we are setting the bar, sure. : - )
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 11:44 PM (cJrMO)
Linda, I had to take thinners for a year after they stuck two stents in me. IIRC, it has to do with the type of stent placed. If the put the medication coated stent in the thinners help prevent the stent from getting clogged while the artery heals around it. I was told initially I might have to be on the thinners for life, but that it depended on how things were looking. At the 13 month mark my cardiologist pulled me off the thinner and had me move to 325mg aspirin. Part of the evaluation is how well the heart is functioning down the road. Here in a few months she's going to reevaluate and hopefully I'll be pulled off the Lipitor and Coreg as well.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 21, 2016 11:44 PM (GUBah)
The kraut need juniper berries in it. Cooked in a cast iron skillet about 6 feet across. Like at Kristkindlmarkt.
Currywurst is pretty tasty, too. Local grocer started stocking curry ketchup and I am mighty happy.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 21, 2016 11:44 PM (di1hb)
528
One of the funniest things I've ever heard. Could not stop laughing.
https://youtu.be/-AX9QoFhEhI
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:27 PM (vUcdz)
That was awesome! I loooove the dialect.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:38 PM (tHwdc)
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I love Jerry Clower like a family member and only from his recordings. He reminds me of many people I have known. I hope people will listen to him a century from now.
Posted by: irright at November 21, 2016 11:44 PM (vqzjE)
http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=2122
"Your refusal to acknowledge that you are guilty of [sin, racism, sexism, homophobia, oppression . . .] confirms that you are guilty of [sin, racism, sexism, homophobia, oppression . . .]
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2016 11:44 PM (vU79J)
My sister was a cardio-thoracic Physicians Assistant (she's now a neurosurgical PA) and said her surgeon *hated* all the stents being placed because it was often a decision forced by insurance to put off an inevitable surgery that was then complicated by the scar-tissue from the stents. At least, that's what I *think* she said since it's been a couple of years.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 21, 2016 11:44 PM (GDulk)
The one exception, IMO, is a specific type of burger, one with egg and bacon and hash browns on it, such as the Breakfast Burger from Carl's Jr. That is great with ketchup.
Apart from that specific example, though, and perhaps other things occupying a very narrow section of the sandwich spectrum, ketchup is for side dishes, such as fries. It's not for sandwiches.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2016 11:45 PM (0OG8D)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:46 PM (vUcdz)
I first heard "A Coon Huntin' Story" on the radio twenty-five years ago while visiting family at the Outer Banks. My Dad and I couldn't stop laughing for an hour.
I was treated to another edition in a tool room at a nuclear power station, where a fella who had it down pat evoked the same reaction, being that he was from the great state of Mississippi and spoke the patois.
Posted by: mrp at November 21, 2016 11:48 PM (JBggj)
1st Down!
20-27 Raiders!!
58 seconds remaining in the 4th
We won!!! We Won!!!
8-2 in the AFC West BITCHES!!!!!!
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:48 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: Polling man at November 21, 2016 11:48 PM (PBzFs)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:48 PM (vUcdz)
The one exception, IMO, is a specific type of burger, one with egg and bacon and hash browns on it, such as the Breakfast Burger from Carl's Jr. That is great with ketchup.
Apart from that specific example, though, and perhaps other things occupying a very narrow section of the sandwich spectrum, ketchup is for side dishes, such as fries. It's not for sandwiches.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2016 11:45 PM (0OG8D
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No, it is not a sandwich. By any definition.
Yes, I do put ketchup on sandwiches like hamburgers.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 11:49 PM (kDVWM)
Linda, I had to take Plavix for 6 months at least after I had my iliac stents put it, so I think that's standard.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:50 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:50 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 21, 2016 11:50 PM (GUBah)
wing friendship I have on FB....One of his left wing friends wants me to
prove I am not an anti-semite or racist before he can have a discussion
with me? I told him where to stick that one
Ask him to prove he doesn't sodomize goats.
Posted by: Polling man at November 21, 2016 11:51 PM (PBzFs)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:51 PM (vUcdz)
The NBA has its faults, but AFAIK there was none of that "hands up don't shoot" crap going on here when the NFL was doing that.
Also, when halftime was over, I was watching the players come back in and every single one of them fist bumped the deputy sheriff in the tunnel.
Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at November 21, 2016 11:24 PM (ozZau)
"I Can't Breathe"
http://www.nba.com/2014/news/12/08/irving-lebron-i-cant-breathe-shirts.ap/
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 21, 2016 11:51 PM (1JnAL)
Ketchup is an ingredient. To be used when making cocktail sauce, bbq sauce, sloppy joes, etc.
In a pinch, I guess you can dip your fries in it.
But on its own, it is not intended to touch meat of any kind.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 11:52 PM (WZzgM)
the frogs, the canucks, the dagos, the spics, the bohunks, the scandis,
the russkies, the chinks, the japs, and the wogs. Much longer list of
insults in Mencken's book on the American language.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 21, 2016 11:40 PM (3C9q2)
Don't forget the "hunkies" (Hungarians)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:52 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:52 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 21, 2016 11:52 PM (aAlFX)
Out: "Let me mansplain that for ya, sugar tits."
In: "Let me Trumpsplain that while I grab you by the pussy."
Posted by: John Nada - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 21, 2016 11:52 PM (KLyOA)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2016 11:45 PM (0OG8D)
Hear, hear. Although I can't stand the thought of ketchup on eggs either. I'm not a big ketchup fan - I like it on burgers and fries and that's it. And not too much on the fries.
I have like 12 different kinds of mustard in my fridge and one bottle of ketchup which will last me for a year.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 21, 2016 11:52 PM (P8951)
Posted by: An Observation at November 21, 2016 11:53 PM (PBzFs)
Posted by: SMFH - 8-2 BITCHES!!!! at November 21, 2016 11:53 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2016 11:53 PM (gMFC1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2016 11:53 PM (ZO497)
see its like this, i like making Italian food but will never make it for Italians because they're all like my momma made the best and this is wrong and this too so all they get is balogna sandwiches with ketchup and a fuck you
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 21, 2016 11:54 PM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 11:54 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: Furious Mustache at November 21, 2016 11:44 PM (Pby3z)
I didn't even know about Polish mustard until I found some in a local emporium full of obscure things. If, I dunno, say Latvian mustard is better still, I'm interested.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 21, 2016 11:54 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:55 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:55 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:52 PM (tHwdc)
And the bohunks (Bohemians, ie Czechs)
When my mom would do something kinda dumb, my dad would say, "dear, that's the polack in ya coming out" and she would call him a bohunk. Then they'd laugh.
They weren't big on PC or safe spaces.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 21, 2016 11:55 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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I stand corrected.
This, I can allow.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 11:56 PM (WZzgM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2016 11:53 PM (ZO497)
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Ketchup on Meatloaf. Mayo on meatloaf sammiches. Everyone knows that.....
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 11:56 PM (kDVWM)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 21, 2016 11:16 PM (AJeMv)
++++
Drudge also has a link up about Kanye losing $30M because of canceling the rest of his tour. That link brings up his insurance and how the loss probably isn't covered.
But, since he is now hospitalized, I speculate, maybe the insurance has to pay out. It's not him canceling on a whim; he's canceling for medical reasons.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 21, 2016 11:56 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2016 11:56 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 21, 2016 11:26
well the only funny thing about the "impression" was that the girl doing the impression, gigi hadid, is supposed to be a model of some sort and she was making fun of someone for being a stupid model.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 11:56 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 10:29 PM (i6Bi+)
"Pop" is my normal choice of word to mean "carbonated soft drink". I sure understand "soda" to be equivalent. But to call anything but a cola drink a "coke" is just plain weird to me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2016 11:56 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: SMFH - 8-2 BITCHES!!!! at November 21, 2016 11:56 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2016 11:53 PM (gMFC1)
They'll be on the other end of the pestering soon enough!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:57 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:55 PM (tHwdc)
I'm fond of mackerel snappers, myself.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 21, 2016 11:57 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 11:18 PM (WZzgM)
I BELIEVE!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:57 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Flyboy
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Well, it raises an interesting question (and I do not disagree), because no one would put mayonnaise on their meatloaf.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2016 11:58 PM (ZO497)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2016 11:56 PM (bY0uH)
it is like xerox
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 21, 2016 11:58 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: SMFH - 8-2 BITCHES!!!! at November 21, 2016 11:58 PM (bXfTo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Almost, but not quite.
#FREE CTHULHU!
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 11:59 PM (WZzgM)
proprietor of a country store, a limousine pulling a horse trailer, and
blankets that is pitch perfect set and delivery.
Posted by: ibguy at November 21, 2016 11:40 PM (vUcdz)
There's nothing that beats a master storyteller.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:59 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 21, 2016 11:59 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 21, 2016 11:59 PM (P8951)
Ketchup is an ingredient. To be used when making cocktail sauce, bbq sauce, sloppy joes, etc.
In a pinch, I guess you can dip your fries in it.
But on its own, it is not intended to touch meat of any kind.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 21, 2016 11:52 PM (WZzgM)
Agreed.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 11:59 PM (cJrMO)
A hot dog is a sausage. A Viennese sausage, to be precise. The word "wiener" derives from the German "Wienerwurst", meaning literally "Viennese sausage".
You put a wiener in a bun, and that is a sandwich.
And you don't put ketchup on it, because it is a sandwich.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 21, 2016 11:59 PM (0OG8D)
Jerry Clower on Wymyn's Liberation:
https://youtu.be/A7hp0JU7HsY
Not for Special Snowflake SJW ears.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 21, 2016 11:59 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2016 12:00 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 21, 2016 11:59 PM (P8951)
sriracha mayo.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:00 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: IC at November 22, 2016 12:00 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: Halfwise
Well now we must experiment. I'll have 6 brats, 2 each with German, Polish, and Latvian. And 6 Beers, 3 each of Pilsner and Lager.
This will take a few minutes...
Posted by: Furious Mustache at November 22, 2016 12:00 AM (Pby3z)
I have like 12 different kinds of mustard in my fridge and one bottle of ketchup which will last me for a year.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 21, 2016 11:52 PM (P8951)
What's best for kielbasa or other garlic sausage?
Posted by: Halfwise at November 22, 2016 12:00 AM (rB/gm)
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 22, 2016 12:01 AM (aAlFX)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 22, 2016 12:01 AM (P8951)
MMmmmmm...Ketchup and mayo on mah hotdogs...
Posted by: SMFH - 8-2 BITCHES!!!!
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I still haven't got the smell of those anchovies out of my kitchen...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 12:01 AM (WZzgM)
Or like I think tami's example of Kleenex for a tissue. Or jello for gelatin. We say coke for all soft drinks.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:01 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:01 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:02 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 22, 2016 12:02 AM (P8951)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 21, 2016 11:59 PM (JNDQi)
That, Vitamin D, and krill oil. The only one my doc insisted on was the Vit D, but she encouraged me to take the CoQ10 and krill oil, saying they might help and certainly wouldn't hurt.
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 22, 2016 12:02 AM (GUBah)
Spicy Polish mustard.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 22, 2016 12:02 AM (P8951)
A delicious, yet underrated condiment. I commend you for your good taste.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:03 AM (cJrMO)
dead. We were out there late and the dairyman was cussing, got the legs
out, they pulled it out and it looked dead. It finally got up. I don't
know what he did to it because I walked away sad.
The dairyman and my husband were cussing and I'm really not sure. It was dark.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 21, 2016 11:41 PM
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The first thing a cow will do for her calf is start licking. This is essentially instinctive cpr, squeezing the ribcage. This has saved more calves than all the ranchers the world has ever seen. Nature is weird. It can give you a pleasant surprise, and turn around and confirm your worst fears. Animals can be unbelievably resilient. And yet, you will get that calf that has been too cold, or didn't get enough oxygen, or whatever happened, and you see that fog in their eyes, and you know. This is done.
Posted by: irright at November 22, 2016 12:03 AM (vqzjE)
They tend to overwhelm the peanut butter.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 22, 2016 12:03 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Academic Faculty at November 22, 2016 12:03 AM (jYnlS)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:03 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:04 AM (vUcdz)
lolololol
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 22, 2016 12:04 AM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 22, 2016 12:03 AM (IcT7t)
Believe it or not, I have no problem with pb&j sandwiches.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:04 AM (cJrMO)
Spicy Polish mustard.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 22, 2016 12:02 AM (P8951)
Now we're talking.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 22, 2016 12:04 AM (rB/gm)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:04 AM (vUcdz)
Yep. And the "She-Coon of women's libbers".
Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 22, 2016 12:05 AM (GUBah)
You put gravy on a meatloaf sandwich.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 22, 2016 12:05 AM (0OG8D)
rice don't work. falafel was very good tasting but heavy, needing some kind of way to lighten it.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 22, 2016 12:05 AM (U0lQa)
Yes, I am that old, and he was that funny in person.
Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at November 22, 2016 12:05 AM (ozZau)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2016 11:58 PM (ZO497)
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As I may have mentioned, ketchup on a new Meat Loaf, mayo on sub rolls while reheating the used meat loaf.
Nuttin better.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 22, 2016 12:05 AM (kDVWM)
Mencken listed "mackerel snatchers" and "fish eaters" as nicknames for RCs. Of course he was from Ballmer (where the Orals play the local version of baseball), so he might not have heard some of the other variations.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 22, 2016 12:06 AM (3C9q2)
wing friendship I have on FB....One of his left wing friends wants me to prove I am not an anti-semite or racist before he can have a discussion with me? I told him where to stick that one.
Tell him that you will, IF he agrees that upon proof he will wear a MAGA hat for a week and make it his profile pic for a month. He has to post the terms of the bet on his own page.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2016 12:06 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: IC at November 22, 2016 12:00 AM (gcme+)
Yes.... Cubs win the series.... check...
Trump is the President.... yup....
and for my third Miracle... Raiders... Superbowl...
Posted by: Future Catholic Saint at November 22, 2016 12:06 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:00 AM (cJrMO)
I'll have to try that. I put sriracha on just about every Asian dish. Well, not sushi, but everything else.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 22, 2016 12:06 AM (P8951)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:06 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:07 AM (vUcdz)
Now caught up to my second comment at #476... how far behind have I fallen now? And I think I'm reading more slowly as the night wends on.
Been meaning for some time to self-reveal on the hot dog ketchup controversy.
I was raised super whitebread (not to be confused with the Capt.), and to me a hot dog was Wonder™ bread buns, dog (don't know what, probably Oscar Meyer™ or something common like that), and ketchup - probably Heinz 57®. As I got a little older, I did try mustard (yellow French's §
and even relish. But always ketchup.
I grew up, didn't eat hot dogs for a long time, then lived in Chicago for fourteen years, where I learned a hot dog is a much different critter! Pass the onion salt.
I would mention my attitude toward ketchup today, but since I was taken to task by a Moron once for just mentioning slicing bananas on my cereal, I don't think I could stand the ensuing harsh personal criticism - being a delicate safe-space needing little guy... in my seventh decade.
Posted by: mindful webworker - okay, not a snifter, just a glass at November 22, 2016 12:07 AM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 22, 2016 12:07 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:07 AM (vUcdz)
Yes. Seems to prevent restless leg for me. Also, fish oil concentrate gel caps reduced my triglycerides to 1/3 of previous levels.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 22, 2016 12:07 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 22, 2016 12:06 AM (P8951)
It's amazing. I buy it at the local asian market. It's heavy on the sriracha and light on the mayo... interesting consistency, but tastes really good. A little bit goes a long way.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:08 AM (cJrMO)
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who would? pot roast sandwiches rule with their boiled carrot badniss
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 22, 2016 12:08 AM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2016 12:08 AM (So9FI)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair
Oh, YES! I was on stations for years. Screwed up my liver, forced me on worse drugs. Do the CoQ10. Look at long term herbals such as hawthorn, hibiscus, motherswort. Check with the docs first, of course.
Posted by: Furious Mustache at November 22, 2016 12:08 AM (Pby3z)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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It wasn't me, but that is what I do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2016 12:09 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:09 AM (cPsPa)
there are a ton of different brown mustard options that will overwhelm your tastebuds so much that you immediately throw out any yellow mustard or ketchup you may have in your house.
My opinion at least.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:09 AM (cJrMO)
Gawd, that sounds gross. First you put bread in your meat, let it get cold, and then you stuff that into bread?!
Now, I may be biased, because I've only eaten my mother's meatloaf...
Posted by: t-bird at November 22, 2016 12:10 AM (/wWB4)
Gotta say goodnight, looking forward to having nothing weird to go through tomorrow. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 22, 2016 12:10 AM (u8kLQ)
Poor California, so cancer-prone.
Posted by: mindful webworker - forgot to change the tag line at November 22, 2016 12:10 AM (5a8XA)
Berenstain Bears.
Cubs won the World Series.
The Raiders are good.
President Bigly.
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2016 12:10 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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I'm racing to ketchup with the wordplay.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2016 12:10 AM (ZO497)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 22, 2016 12:08 AM (U0lQa)
I do love me a good pot roast sandwich.
With brown mustard if anything. Depending on how long it was in the crock pot for, may not need any condiments.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:10 AM (cJrMO)
Actually, that's really, really good. ProTip: shredded cheddar (not slices).
'Course then, there's the challenge of *which*'mayo...
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:11 AM (vUcdz)
have been trying to figure out how to add wasabi to tuna salad.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:11 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Yes. You should try this at least once. Very tasty.
And why you people insist on saying "mayonnaise" instead of just "Duke's" is beyond me.
It's like calling Q-tips "cotton swabs." Is there any other brand??
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 12:11 AM (Mt11p)
+++
ok you missed the point. i was playing around because meatloaf essentially sucks ass
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 22, 2016 12:11 AM (U0lQa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:09 AM (cPsPa)
Hmmm... you more of a Frank's kind of guy?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:11 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 21, 2016 11:55 PM (tHwdc)
I'm fond of mackerel snappers, myself.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 21, 2016 11:57 PM (P8951)
Papist. I'm a Papist. I always liked that one. They say it like that was something bad. Hee hee.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 22, 2016 12:11 AM (cm1Bl)
'Course then, there's the challenge of *which*'mayo...
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:11 AM (vUcdz)
what type of cheese do you use? which mayo?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:12 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:09 AM (cPsPa)
There's some variation in Sriracha sauces. I've had a couple that are very good. And others that just sucked in flavoring.
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2016 12:12 AM (bMG0w)
My opinion at least.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:09 AM (cJrMO)
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Says the guy who has previously never heard of "pop".
Alrighty then.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 22, 2016 12:12 AM (kDVWM)
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I do it out of respect and sympathy for the deprived.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2016 12:13 AM (ZO497)
I always wondered about the cattle that graze in the hills behind me if they need help with the calves.
I feel sorry for everything, last week I was trying to get a calf through the fence back to her mother. The cows aren't very smart. One calf will walk through a gate/hole and then be separated from the rest of the herd right on the other side of the fence.
I'm afraid of the bulls, even the young ones.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:13 AM (Q5Ymk)
Alrighty then.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 22, 2016 12:12 AM (kDVWM)
Yes.
Well, I've heard the word "pop" but only in an urban myth type way -- like "there are people who call soda 'pop' if you can believe it"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:13 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: IC at November 22, 2016 12:13 AM (gcme+)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:51 PM (cJrMO)
Then you have led a truly sheltered life.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2016 12:14 AM (bY0uH)
Or just mix a tbsp of it in per can.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:14 AM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:11 AM (cJrMO)
well, I like anything really hot and spicy. my problem with sriracha is that the first time I had it the person who gave it to me described it as being much hotter than it was and having a slightly different taste than it did. so it was like grabbing a glass of milk when you were expecting orange juice.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:14 AM (cPsPa)
experiences with me. I have the stent with meds. Hopefully, I'll only
have to take the thinners for the 12 months. My other two arteries were
pretty much clear and they said I didn't have much damage. Do any of
y'all take the CoQ10 because of the statins?
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey
staying alive, ahhhh! at November 21, 2016 11:59 PM (JNDQi)
I never took CoQ10 at all, and I quit all my meds a few months before Mr. D died - the paleo weight loss seemed to fix me up fine. I got mostly normal range BP readings for awhile.
No point in me worrying about any of this stuff right now, no insurance anyway.
BUT with the blood thinners, do be really careful shaving your legs/whatever. It can really get messy if you're careless. Takes forever to clot.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 12:14 AM (tHwdc)
I don't do the bacon part. I dry brine it then roast it breast side down and flip it to brown at the end. This year...splatchcocking......I have it dry brining as I type. Our bird is tiny this year, < 8 pounds, so it will probably cook in about an hour. I'm taking it easy because of my heart.
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 22, 2016 12:15 AM (JNDQi)
Steve,
I'm glad you are OK and that's behind you.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:15 AM (Q5Ymk)
I like shredded sharp cheddar.
Full disclosure: I have no idea, whatever SWMBO picks up at Kroger (maybe their house brand?).
Don't believe we get Duke's here ((SW Ohio).
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:15 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2016 12:12 AM (bMG0w)
Yeah. It's kind of an acquired taste, too. I get it that some people don't like it. It depends on what you're eating it with. I eat a lot of Korean and Vietnamese food, and I find it to be an excellent addition.
I also like it on sandwiches.
But usually I'll use different hot sauces -- I probably have 10 different bottles in my fridge right now. Depends on what I'm eating.
I love my ghost pepper hot sauce, but unfortunately its a bit too hot to use in anything other than a vat of chili or something of similar volume.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:15 AM (cJrMO)
They tend to overwhelm the peanut butter.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 22, 2016 12:03 AM (IcT7t)
He's not lying.
Posted by: Tobey the beagle at November 22, 2016 12:16 AM (hscyr)
I feel like I get what supplemental nutrients I need from gummi vitamins. Don't bother with tablets; gummis are a vastly superior vitamin delivery system.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 22, 2016 12:16 AM (0OG8D)
Some burger, a half tube Jimmy Dean sage sausage, seasonings, bread crumbs, 1 or 2 eggs to hold it together, chopped onions and garlic. mix, make crease in top and fill with ketchup. bake. easy peasy.
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2016 12:16 AM (So9FI)
We don't either, I've never had it. We use best foods.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:17 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:14 AM (cPsPa)
Got ya. Yeah, it's not very hot at all. More of a flavoring than a hotness.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:17 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:17 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2016 12:12 AM (bMG0w)
I have only tried the tuong ot with the rooster on it
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:17 AM (cPsPa)
639
someone was telling me they make grilled cheeses with mayonnaise instead of butter.
Posted by: yankeefifth
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It wasn't me, but that is what I do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 22, 2016 12:09 AM
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I'm not sure what's actually happening here. Are you putting mayo on a grilled cheese sandwich, or frying it in mayo? If you can fry things in mayo, I may need to rethink some of my priorities.
Posted by: irright at November 22, 2016 12:17 AM (vqzjE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:11 AM (cPsPa)
I do that - just stir it into the mayo before mixing it with the tuna.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 12:17 AM (tHwdc)
Of course he didn't stupidly go for "Office of the President Elect"
https://twitter.com/transition2017
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2016 12:18 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu
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Don't get me started on overwhelming flavors...
Posted by: Jasper - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 12:18 AM (Mt11p)
I like sharp cheddar, white shredded. Grill both sides of the bread before putting the cheese on it.
Gruyere also makes an awesome grilled cheese.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:19 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at November 22, 2016 12:19 AM (di1hb)
Like I said, I think you guys may be busting my balls, but maybe not. If
not, I have literally never heard a single person use the word "pop" to
refer to soda in my life.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 21, 2016 10:51 PM (cJrMO)
Then you have led a truly sheltered life.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
We call it "pop" and we've never heard anyone call it "soda".
Posted by: Chicago Douchebags at November 22, 2016 12:19 AM (jYnlS)
A couple years back, the city of Irwindale (CA, natch) filed a lawsuit against the local sriracha manufacturer (Huy Fong Foods) claiming that the factory emitted "noxious" smells. The city dropped the lawsuit only when several cities in Texas offered to help the plant relocate.
Morons may be interested in knowing that Huy Fong's sriracha sauce is known as "cock sauce" in some parts of CA because of the trademark rooster on the bottle.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 22, 2016 12:19 AM (3C9q2)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:19 AM (vUcdz)
You use mayo instead of butter to fry the bread. It's really good.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:20 AM (Q5Ymk)
Berenstain Bears.
Cubs won the World Series.
The Raiders are good.
President Bigly.
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2016 12:10 AM (bMG0w)
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Isn't it wonderful!!!!
Posted by: SMFH - 8-2 BITCHES!!!! at November 22, 2016 12:20 AM (bXfTo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:12 AM (cPsPa)
I'm a Yankee, so I use Hellmans. Mix up a batch of tuna, put it in a small casserole, and grate a bunch of Jarlsberg over it all. Broil until the cheese starts to brown.
In fact, I was eating that when the ONT appeared.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 12:20 AM (tHwdc)
Or just mix a tbsp of it in per can.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:14 AM (c8Ctg)
thanks. you mean tbsp per can of tuna ? I was thinking of trying tuna mayo and soy sauce. think that would work?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:21 AM (cPsPa)
I brought a bunch in to my Mexican buddies at work who were like yeah we like hot stuff. They all came back and were like OMG good but OMG hot!!!
Posted by: keena at November 22, 2016 12:21 AM (RiTnx)
have been trying to figure out how to add wasabi to tuna salad.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:11 AM (cPsPa)
I'll make "Ukrainian sushi" which is kielbasa on a dab of wasabi on a Triscuit, topped with sushi ginger.
Nobody expects the wasabi.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 22, 2016 12:21 AM (rB/gm)
I'm not sure what's actually happening here. Are you putting mayo on a grilled cheese sandwich, or frying it in mayo? If you can fry things in mayo, I may need to rethink some of my priorities.
Posted by: irright
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"Butter" the outside of the bread with mayo like you would with butter. Fry as you normally would. Delish.
Mayo is basically just oil & eggs, afterall.
Posted by: Jasper - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 12:22 AM (Mt11p)
A while back, saw a video where a guy put th cheese on BOTH sides if the bread (enveloping the sandwich). Got cheesy crispy goodness on outside, melts on the in.
I tried that once.
Once.
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:22 AM (vUcdz)
In fact, I was eating that when the ONT appeared.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 12:20 AM (tHwdc)
that is very appetizing
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:22 AM (cPsPa)
The sad thing is I finally make a joke and it was totally unintentional.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:22 AM (Q5Ymk)
Not going to lie, I'm curious / excited about having legal weed on both of my borders. I'm not really a pot smoker, but there's still some kind of a novelty to it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:22 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 22, 2016 12:22 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:23 AM (vUcdz)
Annoying as shit.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 22, 2016 12:23 AM (FqgrG)
Nobody expects the wasabi.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 22, 2016 12:21 AM (rB/gm)
that sounds good too
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:23 AM (cPsPa)
That sounds yummy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:23 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: keena at November 22, 2016 12:24 AM (RiTnx)
Annoying as shit.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 22, 2016 12:23 AM (FqgrG)
did he stubbornly put ketchup on his hotdogs, too?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:24 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:24 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Raider Nation at November 21, 2016 11:20 PM
I'm a Steelers fan so in the name of Frenchy Fuqua, I accept.
;-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 22, 2016 12:24 AM (tT/X6)
of my borders. I'm not really a pot smoker, but there's still some kind
of a novelty to it.
Crime and accidental OD's have gone up in CO. Seems kids are od'ing on edibles.
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2016 12:25 AM (So9FI)
Posted by: keena at November 22, 2016 12:24 AM (RiTnx)
Yeah, Frank's is my go to. I think it has a great taste without the overwhelming hotness. Cayenne is, in my humble opinion, the most interesting tasting hot pepper.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:25 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 12:25 AM (Mt11p)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 12:17 AM (tHwdc)
powdered wasabi? do you add the water first or just dump the powder straight into the mayo?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:26 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2016 12:25 AM (So9FI)
well, theres no such thing as an OD on marijuana, but okay.
Not trying to start an argument here, but isn't it kind of cool to see states giving the fedgov the middle finger on an issue that clearly should be a state issue?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:26 AM (cJrMO)
For some reason I always use a tiny bit of vinagrette in my tuna salads.
Careful with the soy, lotta high sodium ingredients in tuna salad.
No idea why I type tbsp. - btw.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:26 AM (c8Ctg)
https://twitter.com/transition2017
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2016 12:18 AM (bMG0w)
Classy!
YouTube channel is "Transition 2017" as well.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 12:26 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:26 AM (vUcdz)
Very odd behavior.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 22, 2016 12:27 AM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2016 12:27 AM (So9FI)
I am officially jealous.
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:07 AM (vUcdz)]
Then my work here is done.
Thanks for posting links--boy does that take me back.
Posted by: stace, deplorable at last at November 22, 2016 12:27 AM (ozZau)
They admitted it? The guys I know wouldn't have admitted it. I had habanero peppers in my garden and my mechanic was here fixing something. I asked if he wanted to take some.
He told me those are white people peppers and ate one. I asked isn't that hot? He said no, but his face was all sweaty.
He took some with him.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:27 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2016 11:10 PM (ZO497)
What about sauerkraut on hot dogs?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2016 12:28 AM (bY0uH)
For some reason I always use a tiny bit of vinagrette in my tuna salads.
Careful with the soy, lotta high sodium ingredients in tuna salad.
No idea why I type tbsp. - btw.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:26 AM (c8Ctg)
Thanks for the clarification!
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:28 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:28 AM (c8Ctg)
A couple years back, the city of Irwindale (CA, natch) filed a lawsuit against the local sriracha manufacturer (Huy Fong Foods) claiming that the factory emitted "noxious" smells. The city dropped the lawsuit only when several cities in Texas offered to help the plant relocate.
Morons may be interested in knowing that Huy Fong's sriracha sauce is known as "cock sauce" in some parts of CA because of the trademark rooster on the bottle.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 22, 2016 12:19 AM (3C9q2)
*Checks Fridge* Yep that's what I have and the kind I like best. Its also the Tuong Ot y5 hates.
I also tried Kroger's storebrand and find it serviceable. I tried some other brand as well and did not like it at all.
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2016 12:29 AM (bMG0w)
Ketchup on grilled cheese.
Also on grilled egg and cheese.
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at November 22, 2016 12:29 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:29 AM (vUcdz)
Not trying to start an argument here, but isn't it kind of cool to
see states giving the fedgov the middle finger on an issue that clearly
should be a state issue?
Kids are ending up in the hospital. I voted against it 'cause I thought Holder world start law suits. Silly me. And I have been known to partake.
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2016 12:29 AM (So9FI)
No sweat.
I have also used a tiny bit of Ponzu sauce with wasabi in tuna. It's a citrus based sauce that goes well with fish.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:30 AM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:30 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2016 12:29 AM (So9FI)
parents are sending kids to the hospital, and courts are sending kids to rehab.
That's not the same as "kids needing to go to hospitals and rehab."
But fair enough. You down in MA?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:31 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 22, 2016 12:31 AM (IcT7t)
Then there's the guy in Nebraska who ate some brownies that he didn't know were laced with pot until he began to feel "baked." By the time the EMTs arrived, he was crawling around on the floor and referring to the family kitteh as a "bitch."
http://tinyurl.com/jj6uynp
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 22, 2016 12:31 AM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Infidel
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Pretty sure that Frank's was the original hot sauce when Buffalo wings were first invented.
I live on hot sauce, and Frank's is my go-to. Best flavor of the mass market stuff.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 12:31 AM (Mt11p)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:31 AM (cJrMO)
Ketchup on grilled cheese.
Also on grilled egg and cheese.
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at November 22, 2016 12:29 AM (yL25O)
no. there is something wrong about ketchup on grilled cheese. it tastes great but it is just wrong.
same with ketchup on eggs. makes me want to leave the room. I like ketchup, I like eggs, but the visual is disturbing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:31 AM (cPsPa)
Try a little at first unless you already know you like fire. If you like fire, you won't find it all that hot, actually. But it's tremendous.
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at November 22, 2016 12:31 AM (yL25O)
Thanksgiving is at my brother and SIL's house this year.
She doesn't intend to cook a turkey and they are like gluten-free CrossFit nuts.
We were asked to bring a side dish. Can I bring a whole, stuffed turkey as my side dish?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 22, 2016 12:31 AM (h11B4)
I'm am going to make that on a rainy day to have with soup.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:32 AM (Q5Ymk)
http://tinyurl.com/jj6uynp
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 22, 2016 12:31 AM (3C9q2)
Yes, I read that hilarious story.
Cops put the guy to bed and told him to sleep it off IIRC.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:32 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2016 11:13 PM (ZO497)
"That was no hero, it was a Cuban sandwich:"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRIQlYkhbN4
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2016 12:32 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: keena at November 22, 2016 12:32 AM (RiTnx)
Thanksgiving is at my brother and SIL's house this year.
She doesn't intend to cook a turkey and they are like gluten-free CrossFit nuts.
We were asked to bring a side dish. Can I bring a whole, stuffed turkey as my side dish?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 22, 2016 12:31 AM (h11B4)
Yes. I would deep fry it just to be safe.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:32 AM (cJrMO)
I also tried Kroger's storebrand and find it serviceable. I tried some other brand as well and did not like it at all.
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2016 12:29 AM (bMG0w)
heh.
well, for what its worth I did read the story about the califiornian's whining about the smell. go sriracha. not enough to make me eat it, though I would consider buying a bottle a year to keep their plant open and annoying liberals.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:33 AM (cPsPa)
same with ketchup on eggs. makes me want to leave the room. I like ketchup, I like eggs, but the visual is disturbing.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:31 AM (cPsPa)
Granted, I will put ketchup on nearly anything, but I do not like it with eggs straight.
And you don't put the ketchup ON the grilled cheese so much as you dip the grilled cheese into the ketchup. This is in the Bible. Look it up.
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at November 22, 2016 12:33 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:33 AM (cJrMO)
Ketchup leaves the bottle and Breakfast is over for me.
Something about the sweet vinegar and cooked egg smell that makes me what to be sick.
I have paid people at the table with me to not put Ketchup on their eggs because I was really hungry and didn't want to lose my appetite.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:34 AM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:34 AM (vUcdz)
Something about the sweet vinegar and cooked egg smell that makes me what to be sick.
I have paid people at the table with me to not put Ketchup on their eggs because I was really hungry and didn't want to lose my appetite.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:34 AM (c8Ctg)
I mean, I won't lose my appetite over it, but it's weird to put tomato paste with sugar on food. Especially delicious food, like meat or eggs.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:34 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2016 12:35 AM (So9FI)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:35 AM (vUcdz)
Thanksgiving is at my brother and SIL's house this year.
She doesn't intend to cook a turkey and they are like gluten-free CrossFit nuts.
We were asked to bring a side dish. Can I bring a whole, stuffed turkey as my side dish?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 22, 2016 12:31 AM (h11B4)
yes.
what are they serving instead of turkey.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:35 AM (cPsPa)
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LOL!!!
Seriously, I don't see why not. A small 7-8 pound bird would be like a large side dish.
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 22, 2016 12:35 AM (JNDQi)
My sister puts ketchup on eggs. It's disgusting.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:35 AM (Q5Ymk)
I mean we're talking good pizza here, not some fast food shit.
And a guy I used to work with from Brazil put KETCHUP on his pizza. I wasn't even that upset when he got deported, because THAT was bizarre behavior.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:36 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 22, 2016 12:31 AM (h11B4)
Eat the turkey before you go.
And then maybe don't go.
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at November 22, 2016 12:36 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:36 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 22, 2016 12:36 AM (h11B4)
Oops. Kids never felt safe since. LOL!
Posted by: keena at November 22, 2016 12:36 AM (RiTnx)
Those people are the first up against the wall when I rise to power.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:36 AM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2016 12:35 AM (So9FI)
Yes. It's funny, down in MA, all of the liberal potheads are pissed now that they realize there will be a 10% ish tax on all weed.
It makes me chuckle.
But still -- better than it being illegal and underground.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:37 AM (cJrMO)
You called it correctly. Grilled cheese and tomato soup go perfect together.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:37 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:37 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 22, 2016 12:37 AM (h11B4)
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2016 12:37 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Infidel
+++
ok look seriously you didn't understand my comment
i was experimenting with different fillers
implying yea verily i know that
BTW meatloaf still sucks
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 22, 2016 12:38 AM (U0lQa)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:38 AM (vUcdz)
Those people are the first up against the wall when I rise to power.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:36 AM (c8Ctg)
I will give you the ammo.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:38 AM (cPsPa)
Nigel West Dickens #698: I used to have a friend who was incapable of admitting he was wrong, even when confronted with irrefutable evidence. Annoying as shit.
I know that guy. Actually, that's several of my relatives... Oboy, Thanksgiving family dinner in just days...
Posted by: mindful webworker - I'm always right, and I never lie at November 22, 2016 12:39 AM (5a8XA)
BTW meatloaf still sucks
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 22, 2016 12:38 AM (U0lQa)
Yeah, I don't do meatloaf. Cheap meat + filler? No thanks.
But again, I don't have kids to feed. I can survive with pasta and beer.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:39 AM (cJrMO)
Better yet, the blackmarket will still exist. The weed there will be better and cheaper, too.
Almost all of the laws preclude the people who are already in production from participating due to prior violations.
Insane herb is under $200 an ounce everywhere it's legal.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:39 AM (c8Ctg)
Seriously? I'd bring a small turkey with stuffing. And gravy and mashed potatoes. I doubt they eat carbs either.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:39 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2016 12:39 AM (So9FI)
Posted by: keena at November 22, 2016 12:40 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:40 AM (vUcdz)
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I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE me some sea bass but it is Thanksgiving so bring the turkey side dish.
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 22, 2016 12:40 AM (JNDQi)
Those people are the first up against the wall when I rise to power.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:36 AM (c8Ctg)
Before the guys with purses?
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2016 12:40 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 22, 20
bring the turkey,
or maybe a tray of cheeseburgers, or both.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:40 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:41 AM (vUcdz)
Almost all of the laws preclude the people who are already in production from participating due to prior violations.
Insane herb is under $200 an ounce everywhere it's legal.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:39 AM (c8Ctg)
going rate pre-legalization in MA is $225-$250 an oz for decent indoor unnamed strains. We'll see what happens when it goes legal.
If the taxes are too high and they restrict growers too much, it'll stay underground. If they let the market go, then I suspect the price will drop big time and there will be real choice.
But we'll see.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:41 AM (cJrMO)
Harry Paratestes: ...isn't it kind of cool to see states giving the fedgov the middle finger on an issue that clearly should be a state issue?
As the author of Head Shop Comix and several pot songs (like drinking songs, but with more coughing, see some of my Mindful Webworkshop series on YouTube), you might think I'd be in favor of this, but I'm actually disturbed by it.
I think President Trump (PRESIDENT TRUMP! AHAHAAAHHAAA!) should start enforcing the federal law on pot throughout the nation. Come down hard on the flaunters. Bust all those sickly pot-med users.
No quicker way to get the fed law rescinded. In Oklahoma, the Atty Gen started prosecuting bars that were not living by the Prohibition-ist BYOB "club" rules - AG cracked down, the legislature responded, and we quickly got liquor by the drink like a civilized state!
Posted by: mindful webworker - huff, puff, *hac-kack!* at November 22, 2016 12:41 AM (5a8XA)
That's what I said.
She contends that traditional Thanksgiving is a "heavy meal".
I said "Yes it is. You say that like its a bad thing."
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 22, 2016 12:41 AM (h11B4)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 22, 2016 12:38 AM (U0lQa)
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A meatloaf done correctly is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Kind of like Deep Dish real deal Chicago pizza.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 22, 2016 12:41 AM (kDVWM)
Tell them it's a special small batch, free range, artisanal, locally sourced, sustainable organic, collective turkey.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:42 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 22, 2016 12:42 AM (U0lQa)
Posted by: keena at November 22, 2016 12:40 AM (RiTnx)
They also eat salted cod fish, which is one of the most disgusting things known to man, so...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:42 AM (cJrMO)
First game since my boo passed away.
My Raiders grabbed the bull by the horns, as did Carl.
First Monday Night Football outside the US.
And.
My.
Raiders.
Grabbed.
The.
Steers.
By.
The.
Horns.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 12:42 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:35 AM (Q5Ymk)
heh
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:42 AM (cPsPa)
Now see, I *like* Velveeta, esp in cheesy scrambled eggs. And it's ... okay in grilled cheese. But give the shredded cheddar a whirl sometime. Different sandwich altogether.
(Different sandwich!)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:43 AM (vUcdz)
I think it would be a brilliant political move for Trump to push Congress to undo the federal prohibition on marijuana, and push it off to the states to decide.
But yeah, I'm uncomfortable with the gov not enforcing laws, but... I also like the middle finger to the gov.
Let's see what Trump does.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:43 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:34 AM (cJrMO)
We call it "red sugar" in our house. Odds are that the bottle stays in the fridge past its Best Before date, then Mrs Halfwise punts it.
These days I'll use it with a whole wheat & sharp cheddar grilled cheese, dipped (Biblically) of course.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 22, 2016 12:44 AM (rB/gm)
No matter what, the blackmarket is going to be there and it's going to be cheaper.
When they passed the Medical Laws in Montana and Wa. blackmarket prices dropped by 50%.
I'm more concerned about the implications for Gun Ownership / Laws.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:44 AM (c8Ctg)
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at November 22, 2016 12:44 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:45 AM (vUcdz)
I'm more concerned about the implications for Gun Ownership / Laws.
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:44 AM (c8Ctg)
...and CDLs... and job applications... etc.
I know, it's a weird limbo we're in. The fedgov really needs to repeal this absurd prohibition.
But we'll see about it being cheaper -- moonshine and homebrew beer aren't cheaper than storebought stuff. At least where I live.
In a true free market, the black market wouldn't be cheaper.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:45 AM (cJrMO)
They aren't quite that nuts, just fitness freaks.
I'm more like "I'm fitness whole turkey leg in my mouth".
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 22, 2016 12:45 AM (h11B4)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 22, 2016 12:46 AM (U0lQa)
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2016 12:46 AM (So9FI)
Then he goes on youtube and gives an outline of his first 100 days that Instapundit would approve of.
*diving board sound effect*
It's back.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2016 12:46 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 12:46 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Hand at November 22, 2016 12:47 AM (c8Ctg)
Eat the worm!
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 12:48 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:49 AM (c8Ctg)
However, I live in Colorado, one of the first two states to legalize weed. This has brought huge numbers of people to live here, because they want to partake in our legalized weed and/or make a living selling it.
This has wreaked havoc with our economy, especially in the real estate market. All these potheads move here and they need a place to live. On top of that, the dealers need to "bank" their money somehow, and they do so by investing in real estate, since it's harder for them to open bank accounts and invest in stocks and stuff like that the way more "legitimate" businessmen would.
And all these potheads tend to vote Democrat, so the massive influx of them makes it harder and harder to get non-Democrats elected to public office.
So, despite my inclinations against legalizing weed, I actually kind of hope more states do so, just to take some of those pressures off my state.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 22, 2016 12:49 AM (0OG8D)
I try to eat healthy, but it's thanksgiving. There will also be pie.
Bring the turkey. I wouldn't because I'm a big chicken but my husband would.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:50 AM (Q5Ymk)
8-2!!!
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 12:46 AM (a9WKV)
I know.
*happy feet dance*
Posted by: Infidel at November 22, 2016 12:50 AM (So9FI)
Huh. I did not know that.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 12:50 AM (Mt11p)
The sad thing is I finally make a joke and it was totally unintentional.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:22 AM (Q5Ymk)
We should blend ours together, CaliGirl: "Glad that everything came out OK, and you've put it behind you."
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 12:50 AM (tHwdc)
This thread is just going too fast for my late-night brain. I'm
:O
Posted by: mindful webworker is faaaading.... at November 22, 2016 12:50 AM (5a8XA)
have been trying to figure out how to add wasabi to tuna salad.
Posted by: yankeefifth
First off, sriracha is just garlicky hot sauce, so whatever your damage actually is, it is entirely your own.
Wasabiii~!
99% of all 'wasabi' is ground horseradish with green food dye.
How would that be difficult in any way to add to tuna salad is ... huh? You just literally add it.
Try this shiz:
1 can o' tuna
1/2 avocado, yes, minus the skin and seed
1/3 teaspoon of waaasaabiiiiiii
1 dash o' soy sauce
a few drops of mirin or a dash of sugar
Mix till desired consistency.
3 servings over rice, in tortillas, or plain old bread.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 12:50 AM (Yg871)
I'm with you there. I really think prohibition doesn't work but let's get rid of the welfare state, then we can tackle legalized recreational drugs.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:51 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent
Turkey pinwheels with cranberry sauce. Call it an app.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 12:52 AM (Yg871)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:53 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 22, 2016 12:53 AM (0OG8D)
Well played.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:53 AM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 22, 2016 12:54 AM (U0lQa)
don't drink too much of the bourbon because you are probably not going to want to get stuck there any longer than you have to. you can always take it with you as a left over.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:55 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 12:55 AM (Yg871)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:51 AM (Q5Ymk)
This x1000.
I'm perfectly happy to be libertarian about what adults choose to do to their own bodies. But not if I am on the hook for it in any shape, form, or fashion.
You would think this would be an easy sell for the under-30 crowd who already believe they are invincible, and do not believe that social security, etc., will even be around for them.
Convince them they can have legal, cheap weed, and that the government won't "interfere" with their healthcare, either. Win/win!
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at November 22, 2016 12:55 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:55 AM (vUcdz)
Not going to lie, I'm curious / excited about having legal weed on
both of my borders. I'm not really a pot smoker, but there's still some
kind of a novelty to it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:22 AM (cJrMO)
I'm fine with it - Mr. Deplorable was a big fan, and a little goes a long way. One puff will take the edge off a rough day. We were a couple of bohemians anyway.
But if they're going to keep pee testing, fat lot of good it will do me. I have to be ready for any screening while looking for work.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 12:55 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 22, 2016 12:55 AM (Q5Ymk)
Of course, Al Davis pissed of Jon Gruden, and he went to Tampa Bay.
After that humiliating loss to those butt pirates, I was on my way to Iraq for my first of three deployments to that shithole (but the peeps there for the most part were awesome).
So yeah, I've been waiting 13 years for some payback.
Fuck 2003.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 12:56 AM (a9WKV)
Huh. I did not know that.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 12:50 AM (Mt11p)
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1 big brick Velveeta
1 pound mild italian sausage
1 pint sour cream
1 16 oz. Salsa to taste
Brown sausage in a frying pan. Set aside.
Combine all. Nuc in a crock pot for about 5 minutes, until all is melted. Heat on high for 2 minutes, drop it to low until heated through. Serve with Tostito scoops.
Great heavy appetizer.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 22, 2016 12:56 AM (kDVWM)
Thanksgiving gets turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberries in some fashion, gravy, pie, sweet potatoes and whatever casseroles family members are good at (mine happens to be squash casserole, but this year I was planning on roasting off acorn squash with butter, bourbon and brown sugar).
Thanksgiving is NOT sea bass and a salad of baby field greens.
It's carbs. Carbs stuffed inside animals, served with a scoop of carbs smothered in carb sauce with a slice of carbs afterwords.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 22, 2016 12:57 AM (h11B4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:26 AM (cPsPa)
Oh no, I keep a big tube of paste in the fridge. I really love the stuff.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 12:57 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:58 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 12:57 AM (tHwdc)
oh. all I have found is a can of wasabi dust.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:59 AM (cPsPa)
And would it be out of the realm of possibility that we meet the Cowboys in SB LI?
*evil grin*
"America's Team" vs. "America's Bad Boys"
I can assure y'all, the NFL is salivating over that, especialluy since my Raiders will prolly move to Vegas.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 12:59 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 12:59 AM (vUcdz)
kind of cool to see states giving the fedgov the middle finger on an
issue that clearly should be a state issue?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 22, 2016 12:26 AM (cJrMO)
Absolutely. I voted for medical marijuana when I lived in San Diego - I think it was on the ballot in 1996.
It really, really helped my dying friend after chemo. The other stuff took hours before it would kick in, plus bad side effects.
But of course the feds made a stink about it. Whatever. I've been smoking illegal pot on and off since 1971.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:01 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:01 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 22, 2016 01:02 AM (U0lQa)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:02 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 01:02 AM (Yg871)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 01:02 AM (vUcdz)
Back to Aqua Team Hunger Force.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 22, 2016 01:03 AM (tT/X6)
President-elect Donald Trump and the Republican-controlled Congress are drawing up plans to take on the government bureaucracy they have long railed against, by eroding job protections and grinding down benefits that federal workers have received for a generation. Hiring freezes, an end to automatic raises, a green light to fire poor performers, a ban on union business on the government's dime and less generous pensions - these are the contours of the blueprint emerging under Republican control of Washington in January. These changes were once unthinkable to federal employees, their unions and their supporters in Congress.
I may have added some bolding to some emotionally laden words in this whinefest screed. Feel free, Lisa, to embolden MY loaded words like whinefest and screed.
But you should know that I'm rolling around in your tears like a cat in a mound of catnip.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 22, 2016 01:04 AM (b/kAv)
Back to Aqua Team Hunger Force.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 22, 2016 01:03 AM (tT/X6)
Their ratings consist of old people falling asleep watching the local news.
Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2016 01:04 AM (bMG0w)
Great heavy appetizer.
Posted by: Flyboy
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Yeah, sometimes I'll add in hot breakfast sausage. Never added the sour cream, but I see where it works. Ill try it next time. Thanks.
Velveeta & Rotel is always a winner with almost everyone.
"This is amazing! I have to get your recipe!"
Yeah, take notes here - it gets real complicated...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 01:04 AM (Mt11p)
Posted by: Lisa Lisa - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:05 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: keena at November 22, 2016 12:40 AM (RiTnx)
I can confirm that (both the ketchup and the crazy). They don't have marinara.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:05 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 01:06 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:06 AM (a9WKV)
binky-binky-binkety-binkey-bin-bin-bin binkey, binkey, bin-bin-bin
*greases authentic top-knot with authentic whale blubber*
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 01:06 AM (Yg871)
2 pounds ground beef
2 packs of taco seasoning
1 3-pound block of Velveeta
1/2 gallon of salsa (I like Pace Medium, but go with whatever you like)
Prepare the beef according to the directions on the taco seasoning packets. Cut the Velveeta into small pieces and dump them in a big pot while the taco meat is simmering.
When the meat is done, stir it into the Velveeta until thoroughly blended. This warms the Velveeta up gradually, thus preventing curdling.
Pour in the salsa and cook over medium-high heat until everything is blended. Kick the heat up a bit more and cook until the mix is boiling, stirring continuously.
Remove from heat, and pour into a crock-pot. Now you can carry it wherever you're bringing it while it's warm, or refrigerate for later use (and then use the crock-pot to warm it up).
Serve it as a chip dip, or pour it over burritos, or spoon it onto hot dogs; the possibilities for using it are endless. It's easy to make, and people love it, and you can do whatever you want with it.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 22, 2016 01:07 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 01:07 AM (vUcdz)
She contends that traditional Thanksgiving is a "heavy meal".
I said "Yes it is. You say that like its a bad thing."
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 22, 2016 12:41 AM (h11B4)
Consider bringing a tourtiere for a side dish. It's a French-Canadian meat pie, and rich as all get-out. And yummy!
http://www.food.com/recipe/tourtiere-french-canadian-meat-pie-133993
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2016 01:07 AM (bY0uH)
unnamed strains. We'll see what happens when it goes legal.
Harry, it's $400 and up here in NoVA.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:07 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Flyboy at November 21, 2016 11:49
One of my favorites sandwiches is OM bologna, slice of Kraft Deluxe American Cheese and a smear of Ketchup.
Takes me back in time to the 60s.
Posted by: Farmer at November 22, 2016 01:07 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 22, 2016 01:08 AM (JNDQi)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:06 AM (a9WKV)
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I used to love his music, but have not listened to him for years. Off to Youtube, and adding Luther Vandross.
*Fist bump*
Thank you!
Posted by: Flyboy at November 22, 2016 01:09 AM (kDVWM)
A sad anniversary for you, honey, but sweetened by that game.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:10 AM (tHwdc)
How are you liking Gab?
I have mixed feelings, mostly use it to pimp the blog, but I'm sometimes uncomfortable with some of the more,um, enthusiastic ("alt-right") folks.
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 01:10 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: garrett at November 22, 2016 12:44 AM (c8Ctg)
^^^^^THIS
No way do I have any intention of "coming out" and losing my CCW.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:12 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 22, 2016 01:12 AM (FqgrG)
Harry, it's $400 and up here in NoVA.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess
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Pretty much the going rate here, tooo.
I'm kinda giggling knowing that you are a hippie, btw.
There are probably a lot more occasional token here than are willing to admit.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 01:12 AM (Mt11p)
I mainly just read the comments a few times a day. I have only commented a few times. I don't follow hundreds of people yet so it's manageable. I've never used twitter or facebook so I don't know what to compare it with.
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-deplorable gobsmacked rage-monkey staying alive, ahhhh! at November 22, 2016 01:13 AM (JNDQi)
I grew up listening to him when I was a wee lass in Oakland back in the 70s.
The Raiders mean more than just a football team.
It is a bond between my dad and I.
He's retired Navy (WestPac), and I'm a grunt (Army: 1987-1989; 2001-2009).
My earliest memories are of coffee mugs, T-shirts, and trips to O Co when my dad worked part time as security there.
I met Stabler, Al Davis, Madden, and oh so many...
I was five at the time.
I'll be 48 Saturday.
So, to say I'm a long-time fan would be an understatement.
Thanks Daddy
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:13 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:15 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 22, 2016 01:16 AM (h11B4)
massive influx of them makes it harder and harder to get non-Democrats
elected to public office.
So, despite my inclinations against
legalizing weed, I actually kind of hope more states do so, just to take
some of those pressures off my state.
Posted by: Warbler at November 22, 2016 12:49 AM (0OG8D)
The war on drugs is as big a failure as every other "war that's not a real war." It wastes money and manpower.
Even my dad, a hardcore conservative, said you might as well just legalize everything, let the idiots OD and die, then get on with business.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:16 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:17 AM (a9WKV)
I don't approve of transsexualism, either, but Blaire White seems like a decent sort to me nonetheless.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 22, 2016 01:18 AM (0OG8D)
Go over to climateaudit.org and read Steve's Somme centennial piece.
Trump appointments to date 100%. We'll see what comes up. I'm sure at some point he'll drop a clanger.
Can't hang around tonight.
Posted by: JEM at November 22, 2016 01:18 AM (TppKb)
Go over to climateaudit.org and read Steve's Somme centennial piece.
Trump appointments to date 100%. We'll see what comes up. I'm sure at some point he'll drop a clanger.
Can't hang around tonight.
Posted by: JEM at November 22, 2016 01:18 AM (TppKb)
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The Raiders (Carl) grabbed the steer by the horns (Texans).
27-20.
heh.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:19 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 22, 2016 12:59 AM (cPsPa)
There's always Amazon!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:21 AM (tHwdc)
If you get medical marijuana for PMS, insomnia, PTSD, etc, does that qualify you as suffering from a mental disorder and potentially risk your gun ownership rights?
What if the school teacher talked mom and dad into putting you on ADHD medicine when you were 8 or 9?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 22, 2016 01:21 AM (h11B4)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 01:22 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 01:23 AM (vUcdz)
Fastest time in Bulldoggin' (Steer Wrestling): 2.4 seconds (1976). Tulsa, Oklahoma.
What's funny is that he won his first rodeo championship the year I was born (196
.
Sam Houston State University: http://tinyurl.com/zq5jyvn
PRCA World Records:
http://rodeo.about.com/od/prca/a/worldrecords.htm
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:27 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 22, 2016 01:28 AM (b/kAv)
When I was in Russia and Eastern Europe, ketchup on pizza was common. Now, all fancied.
Ketchup on eggs, but mustard on egg sandwiches.
Anchovies on pizza and pasta and good bread.
Since nobody was asking.
Posted by: gracepc at November 22, 2016 01:30 AM (OU4q6)
Yet I still went back there in 2008-2009.
Still got my Class A CDL after I got out in 2009.
Currently maintaining more than a passing average in Writing.
Fuckers who use PTSD as a fucking crutch are pussies.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:31 AM (a9WKV)
There are probably a lot more occasional token here than are willing to admit.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 01:12 AM (Mt11p)
Could be, wabbit! I used to say that I'd be toking when I'm an old grandma in my rocking chair. Never will be a grandma, don't have a rocking chair, and it took me 12 weeks to get clean. I do miss it. If I indulge a bit for one day, it takes a week to get it out of my system.
<eyes closet>
Yeah, got my stash put away. Someday, hopefully, I'll be self-employed. Maybe I can sell e-books or something, then I can do as I please.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:31 AM (tHwdc)
If you get medical marijuana for PMS, insomnia, PTSD, etc, does that qualify you as suffering from a mental disorder and potentially risk your gun ownership rights?
What if the school teacher talked mom and dad into putting you on ADHD medicine when you were 8 or 9?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 22, 2016 01:21 AM (h11B4)
In Calif... PTSD by itself is enough reason for them to take your guns away....
Heck... they don't even need a reason... just a friendly Judge...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 22, 2016 01:32 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:33 AM (a9WKV)
What if the school teacher talked mom and dad into putting you on ADHD medicine when you were 8 or 9?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent
Haven't stayed in an Holiday Inn in a while but the consensus in Teh Gunz forumz is that you can be ruled ineligible for ownership. Most of the state law forbids it. so ...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 01:33 AM (Yg871)
And yet... what *other* Constitutional rights can they take away?
Why is that?
I'm with Vic.
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 01:34 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:34 AM (a9WKV)
Even
my dad, a hardcore conservative, said you might as well just legalize
everything, let the idiots OD and die, then get on with business.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:16 AM (tHwdc)
Banning pot is pretty much a lost cause at this point. The money, time, and effort we spend on dealing with pot could probably be put to a lot better use in tackling the growing heroin and meth problems.
I think we could also combat the drug problem by allowing drug companies to develop and market legal highs, as long as they aren't more addictive than tobacco, and don't have health consequences worse than either tobacco or alcohol.
If people could get something cheap, clean, and regulated off the local drug store shelf, they would probably prefer that to something made from rat poison in some dipshit's basement.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 22, 2016 01:34 AM (J+mig)
The psychological illness angle is kind of left up to whoever's in charge of determining what constitutes a psychological illness.
This is just another thing I really like about Trump. He said we should do more to keep guns out of hands of the mentally ill, but he also specified that he doesn't think that, for example, a person who's prone to depression and is on Prozac really counts as a "mentally ill" person. That person should still be allowed to own guns, in his opinion, and I agree with this.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 22, 2016 01:35 AM (0OG8D)
Those that truly experienced horrific shit, yes, they deserve all that should and must be offered.
However, if you were a fobbit that never went outside the wire, and your body armor is still in it's shrinkwrap, fuck you.
A mortar attack more than 300 meters does not count for shit.
What? You got some dirt in your eye?
Fuck you.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:37 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:39 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 01:39 AM (vUcdz)
I understand that a relatively small percentage absolutely must be on meds - most of the others, self-indulgent. Like Mr. Deplorable's ex.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:40 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 01:41 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:42 AM (a9WKV)
If you get medical marijuana for PMS, insomnia, PTSD, etc, does that qualify you as suffering from a mental disorder and potentially risk your gun ownership rights?
What if the school teacher talked mom and dad into putting you on ADHD medicine when you were 8 or 9?
Posted by: Malcolm Tent
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In Va, I believe that's a yes. NEVER admit to even trying weed.
Heck, I've toyed with the idea of having Tucker "certified" as a therapy dog just because, but I'm afraid it would impede my getting a CCL.
I'M sure that a PTSD diagnosis is probably a big hurdle as well, but don't know for sure.
My application is only 15 ft away, so I could check it, but I think that may be one of the questions. I KNOW that marijuana use is one of the disqualifiers. NEVER admit that you've even thought about trying pot.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 01:42 AM (Mt11p)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:44 AM (a9WKV)
and effort we spend on dealing with pot could probably be put to a lot
better use in tackling the growing heroin and meth problems.///
The "hard" methods they came up with here in MN to combat meth are complete Kabuki. We have to show ID and sign to buy Sudafed. No effect but feeeellls!
Posted by: Willy J. at November 22, 2016 01:44 AM (5YWSF)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:45 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:46 AM (a9WKV)
Aka: Democrat.
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 01:41 AM (vUcdz)
That's the type.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:47 AM (tHwdc)
it, but I think that may be one of the questions. I KNOW that marijuana
use is one of the disqualifiers. NEVER admit that you've even thought
about trying pot.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 01:42 AM (Mt11p)
My record is pristine, had no problem with the Utah Multi-State permit. I would never admit to using anything, ever.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:50 AM (tHwdc)
Huh. I did not know that.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 12:50
Jules has a recipe w/ Velveeta that rocks, great dip. I'll have to ask her and post it on the next food thread.
Posted by: Farmer at November 22, 2016 01:53 AM (o/90i)
Many moons ago (pre-ObamaTax), I took an application for health insurance (I'm an agent) for a young man, recent college graduate. One of the ?'s was 'have you ever used marijuana?
Guy answered yes, maybe once or twice (this was late 80's), was declined. I spoke with underwriter, pointed out that 90% of recent grads had at least *tried* pot. Was told "doesn't matter."
From then on, too *every* young applicant the answer is "no," unless actually busted for it.
How would they *know*?
Eff them.
(And I'm not really "pro" pot)
Posted by: ibguy at November 22, 2016 01:53 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:54 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:56 AM (a9WKV)
psychotropic drugs, forced on them by their doctors, and I can't help
but wonder if this is done specifically to deny them their 2nd Amendment
rights.
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 22, 2016 01:57 AM (0OG8D)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 01:56 AM (a9WKV)
:-D
The truth - it's out there.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:57 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 01:59 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 22, 2016 02:01 AM (0OG8D)
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That me the case in your neck of the woods.
Here smack dab next to Ft. Hood, with 1st Cav, 4th ID (M)(Now at Ft. Carson, CO), and 3rd ACR, that shit does not apply.
Norfolk is mostly Navy.
The units I stated above, as well as the units from Ft. Bragg, Ft. Benning, Ft. Sill, etc, it's a whole 'nother story.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:01 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:05 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:05 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 02:07 AM (Yg871)
psychotropic drugs, forced on them by their doctors, and I can't help
but wonder if this is done specifically to deny them their 2nd Amendment
rights.
Posted by: Warbler at November 22, 2016 01:57 AM (0OG8D)
Great minds think alike.
My SIL in Richmond (conservative, staunch Republican who was part of the movement to oust Eric Cantor) also gets high. Her connection had a heart attack and died. I'm the only connection they have. They gave me a thousand bucks to buy when I could, 2 years ago. I've got the last 200 out there with the last connection I have left in this world.
Anyway, this SIL is a pharmacist, and she was really worried about my depression after Mr. D passed. Wanted me to take something.
Now, you understand that to a hammer, everything looks like a nail. The woman is a dealer in pills! I did try some of that crap a long time ago, but ultimately you've got to fix yourself. Doesn't come out of a pill bottle.
I've got to get right with God.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 02:08 AM (tHwdc)
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A former mutual friend of ours apparently got a similar phone message from him and WAS actually able to track him down online, only to discover that in the last few months, and especially since November 8, he has gone completely INSANE, and now fears that Armageddon is about to happen -- because Trump got elected!!! He fled to Mexico to escape the End Times, apparently. He's calling everyone he ever knew to tell them about a prophecy of the imminent end of the world, and that we should start preparing ourselves, first by accepting Jesus Christ as our savior, then saying some special prayers to protect ourtselves from Satan, or something along those lines. Apparently Trump is the AntiChrist.
So it ended up having nothing to do with a scam or money or criminals or any of that! Just a descent into crazytown.
It's not unexpected, actually. He always had a bit of that Apocalypyic Christian stuff in him, even when he was misbehaving like a rabid dog on PCP.
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 02:09 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:09 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:10 AM (a9WKV)
I just watched her cover Whitney better than Whitney ever sang. I can not believe I just said that, but true.
Same with Adele.
I would never have thought anyone could do that. I am stunned still....
Posted by: Flyboy at November 22, 2016 02:10 AM (kDVWM)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:11 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 02:11 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 22, 2016 02:11 AM (FqgrG)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 02:12 AM (Mt11p)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:12 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:13 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:13 AM (a9WKV)
Bless his heart.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth
He HAD BEEN a lunatic before I ever met him, by his own account, but had "settled down" in semi-normalcy. But the deep-seated lunacy never completely went away. Apparently this election made the formerly suppressed craziness erupt with a vengeance.
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 02:13 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 02:11 AM (jBuUi)
Just send him Jim Jones' special Flavor-Ade recipe. Anonymously.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2016 02:14 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:12 AM (a9WKV)
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I had not heard of her until searching around tonight.....Oh my freaking god!
Posted by: Flyboy at November 22, 2016 02:14 AM (kDVWM)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:14 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:05 AM (a9WKV)
LOL!
FIL is Naval Academy, 1927. You'd better believe Navy better win! It's a BFD at their military retirement facility. They have large affairs for all things military. More Navy there than Army, I think.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 02:16 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 02:17 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2016 02:17 AM (bY0uH)
I also LOVE Bruno Mars.
He's a local boy. born and raised in Hawaii, who's mixed like me (and my girls, who were also born in Hawai'i).
24K Magic (Seriously, this should be Trump's Inaugural Song).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqyT8IEBkvY
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:18 AM (a9WKV)
similar phone message from him and WAS actually able to track him down
online, only to discover that in the last few months, and especially
since November 8, he has gone completely INSANE, and now fears that
Armageddon is about to happen -- because Trump got elected!!! He fled to
Mexico to escape the End Times, apparently. He's calling everyone he
ever knew to tell them about a prophecy of the imminent end of the
world, and that we should start preparing ourselves, first by accepting
Jesus Christ as our savior, then saying some special prayers to protect
ourtselves from Satan, or something along those lines. Apparently Trump
is the AntiChrist.
So it ended up having nothing to do with a scam or money or criminals or any of that! Just a descent into crazytown.
It's not unexpected, actually. He always had a bit of that
Apocalypyic Christian stuff in him, even when he was misbehaving like a
rabid dog on PCP.
Posted by: zombie at November 22, 2016 02:09 AM (jBuUi)
Oh, FFS, I wondered if the JEF was the AntiChrist, but I didn't fucking flee the country. The AntiChrist being what the AntiChrist is, you certainly can't escape the End Times.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 02:21 AM (tHwdc)
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I'm a grunt.
Fuck that.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:23 AM (a9WKV)
Since this is a bastion of critical thinkin and logic, simply ask yourselves a couple obvious questions..
1. Why a plant was criminalized in the first place?
2. Who benefits and who suffers from said restrictions?
3. How does the plant in question measure up to substances sanction by the G? (i.e. pharma pills, alcohol, tobacco, etc...) and all the "accepted" ramifications of that sanctioned use.....
(take a look at crimes commited while drunk vs those commited while stoned for example......or ER stats of THC overdose vs Alcohol/Pharma OD's.)
Google, purdue pharma, wv,.......G sanctioned suffering....but jail for those who possess a plant. Kafka much....WTF.
No sound arguement/decision tree ends with criminalization as the answer.
It's a perfect example of cultrual indoctrination defeatin reason.
I tend to rant about this subject. Apologies y'all.
Btw, check out the Larry Corriea post from the other day....he's worth it. And if you like to read, his books are even better.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 22, 2016 02:25 AM (05sh9)
Be well you Morons. Tomorrow I spend the day in the hospital as Jules has a colonoscopy.
Was it Skip that had this going on too, never heard after Mon. I thought he was going to regale us w/ his experience.
Posted by: Farmer at November 22, 2016 02:25 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:26 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:27 AM (a9WKV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqyT8IEBkvY
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:18 AM (a9WKV)
He looks like a pussy grabber for sure!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 02:29 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:31 AM (a9WKV)
Fuck that.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:23 AM (a9WKV)
Sorry, hon, gotta stick with the family here
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 02:32 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 22, 2016 02:32 AM (gMFC1)
Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at November 22, 2016 02:33 AM (0OG8D)
Aiea High School C/O 1987.
Why yes, I will be wearing dress blacks.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:33 AM (a9WKV)
His report (which I scrolled right past) is upthread.
Best wishes for J. Take care.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 02:34 AM (Mt11p)
My dad is a retired CPO.
23 years.
He was kinda disappointed that I went Army, but he swore disownment if I joined the Marines.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:35 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 22, 2016 02:32 AM (gMFC1)
Keep on trucking, Anna! You're doing great.
I got stuck and lost motivation. Maybe tomorrow.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 02:35 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:35 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 22, 2016 02:36 AM (DBByr)
23 years.
He was kinda disappointed that I went Army, but he swore disownment if I joined the Marines.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:35 AM (a9WKV)
So he was semi-pro-choice!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 02:37 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:37 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 22, 2016 02:38 AM (DBByr)
My dad was kinda proud of me when I went to Iraq...three times.
He was like, "Damn, fuck that".
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:39 AM (a9WKV)
of writing. I can do about 500 a day. Good enough for Graham Greene is
good enough for me.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 22, 2016 02:36 AM (DBByr)
Well, he didn't do NaNo!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 02:39 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 22, 2016 02:40 AM (DBByr)
I still get a chuckle out of the term "fobbit" It hadn't been coined yet when I was there. REMF was still the main insult and sometime "chairborne ranger" depending on who you were insulting.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 22, 2016 02:40 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 22, 2016 02:40 AM (DBByr)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:41 AM (a9WKV)
He was like, "Damn, fuck that".
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:39 AM (a9WKV)
Hell, I'M impressed, and you're not my baby girl!
Thank you for your service, btw. I meant to do that upthread, but this rum-and-tawnic - or soda, or coke, or pop - got me distracted.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 02:41 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:41 AM (a9WKV)
Supposedly it was an outline with points about deputizing local cops to enforce immigration laws. IOW, the federal apparatus simply deputizes the local cops to be federal cops for the purposes of carrying out immigration law.
There is thus no problem with said cops asking to see immigration cards. They are federal deputies (for this purpose) as well as local LEO.
Schwing!
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 22, 2016 02:41 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 22, 2016 02:43 AM (DBByr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqyT8IEBkvY
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:18 AM (a9WKV)
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That is a little beyond my taste, but I get your point. My daughter always asks me why I don't like so much of the music she enjoys.
I always point her to the classics, Sinatra, Bennett, Martin..etc....Those that needed no band behind them, just their voice.
I will try and sell this further over this weekend. Gknna be kn a cwr with her and the BF 4 hours. Yay me!
Posted by: Flyboy at November 22, 2016 02:44 AM (kDVWM)
And that reminds me - our troops will not longer be at the mercy of these fuckwits.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 02:44 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: publius
A lame attempt, in the least.
Try harder.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 02:44 AM (Yg871)
I think that means more people should add it to their sigs...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 02:45 AM (Mt11p)
I got out six months after Fuckstick was sworn into office.
My original ETS was Jan. 2009, but STOP LOSS BITCH!
I ETS'd June 15 2009. 10 years active duty, three years in Iraq (2003-2004; 2005-2006; 2008-2009)
Prior active service: 1987-1989.
Inactive: 1989-1995.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:46 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:47 AM (a9WKV)
I always point her to the classics, Sinatra, Bennett, Martin..etc....Those that needed no band behind them, just their voice
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I can do a decent Sinatra...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 02:47 AM (Mt11p)
Conex Cowboys. That one didn't catch on. It's a shame cuz it has a certain zing to it.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 22, 2016 02:48 AM (d76uN)
see immigration cards. They are federal deputies (for this purpose) as
well as local LEO.
Schwing!
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 22, 2016 02:41 AM (DW+jj)
Well, that's what needs to be done. If any of you with lefty friends has a problem with this, it's the Swedish model (ie, prior to the muzzie riot up there, the local police handled all immigration stuff). Bernie bros in particular might be flummoxed. You know Bernie loved him some Sweden - they all bang on about it constantly.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 02:48 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:48 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 22, 2016 02:50 AM (DBByr)
God Bless CenTex.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:51 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:51 AM (a9WKV)
On bright side, it has a happy ending...
..all the commies die.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 22, 2016 02:52 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 02:53 AM (tHwdc)
Not by a long shot, Timbo!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 02:54 AM (tHwdc)
There's rules and laws about how and when it can be done.
It sounds like they're thinking of doing this for immigration purposes, with local LEO given standing federal deputizing to enforce immigration law. This simply makes them duly authorized federal agents able to enforce this area of federal law.
Now, some sanctuary city shit weasel mayor could object and declare no officer under his authority can participate. But, the state could override I think.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 22, 2016 02:56 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 02:47 AM (Mt11p)
<ears perk up> Ohhhhh, reeeeaally?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 02:57 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:58 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 02:59 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 03:00 AM (tHwdc)
http://tinyurl.com/j8k2osm
Posted by: Miley
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Ha! What the hell is that made of?!?!
(Yes, I made sure he saw it)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 03:00 AM (Mt11p)
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Take it from me.
Yes he can.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:00 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:01 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2016 03:02 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:04 AM (a9WKV)
https://youtu.be/My2FRPA3Gf8
Because.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Looking forward to the TooRump remix.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 22, 2016 03:05 AM (Yg871)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2016 03:06 AM (bY0uH)
Keeping my body above room temp is a chore already. No need to any problems.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 22, 2016 03:07 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:08 AM (a9WKV)
I think that means more people should add it to their sigs...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 02:45 AM (Mt11p)
http://tinyurl.com/zrjvjpg
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 03:10 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:11 AM (a9WKV)
Vince Neil is set to play at The T-Tacular Inauguration.
Saw him at the WV State Fair back in August.
Rocked it out pretty fuckin good. His energy was top notch.
"Kick start my heart" at the Ball?......seems fittin.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 22, 2016 03:11 AM (05sh9)
(Yes, I made sure he saw it)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 03:00 AM (Mt11p)
Looks like apple, but you could use any filling, I guess.
There are some pretty freaky cakes and cupcakes too, if you click around.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 03:12 AM (tHwdc)
Yes he can.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:00 AM (a9WKV)
Niiiiice!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 03:13 AM (tHwdc)
$299 at Best Buy right now. Epic monitor.
Posted by: MAx at November 22, 2016 03:14 AM (iMPtA)
Taylor Swift
I stay up too late, got nothing in my brain
That's what people say mmm, that's what people say mm
I go on too many dates, but I can't make 'em stay
At least that's what people say mmm, that's what people say mmm
But I keep cruising, can't stop, won't stop moving
It's like I got this music in my body and it's gonna be alright
'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
I'll never miss a beat, I'm lightning on my feet
And that's what they don't see mmm, that's what they don't see mmm
I'm dancing on my own (dancing on my own), I'll make the moves up as I go (moves up as I go)
And that's what they don't know mmm, that's what they don't know mmm
But I keep cruising, can't stop, won't stop grooving
It's like I got this music in my body saying it's gonna be alright
'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
Hey, hey, hey, just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and dirty, dirty cheats in the world you could have been getting down to this sick beat
My ex-man brought his new girlfriend
She's like "oh my God", but I'm just gonna shake it
And to the fella over there with the hella good hair
Won't you come on over, baby, we can shake, shake, shake
'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
I, I shake it off, I shake it off
Songwriters: TAYLOR SWIFT, MAX MARTIN, KARL JOHAN SCHUSTER
© Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
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TRUMP WON BITCHES!!!!!
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:14 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Miley
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Heh.
I have never done karaoke, but I figure I could probably pull it off with just the right amount of bourbon.
I sang One. Time. in public. In the smokers lounge in the Atlanta airport last September. Yeah, I did my Sinatra.
My best friend once asked me to front his band. I thought about it, but then I heard them play.
I went about my business selling Lifecycles, elliptical & treadmills.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 03:15 AM (I5KMJ)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:16 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
What about the new kitten/cat?
Made any arrangements for that one?
Posted by: Furious Mustache at November 22, 2016 03:18 AM (mBYZv)
Hubby was huge on music, but the ones I have in the CD player in the car that are the happiest memories of him are Eric Clapton, Santana and Sheryl Crow. Others can be painful. These work.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 03:19 AM (tHwdc)
But he grew to respect my Raiders. Funny that.
He also called Romo "Homo Romo"
He did like Dak.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:21 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:23 AM (a9WKV)
Let's just not point out what bad records these teams have.
I also won't pin my Football hopes on Army beating Navy. If by some chance a miracle happens and Army wins, I will go down to the VFW and buy drinks for all the "vets" of the 82 Airborne Special Forces Battalion and all those excess "Marine Recon Snipers"
that hang around on Saturday nights.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 22, 2016 03:24 AM (d76uN)
I have never done karaoke, but I figure I could probably pull it off with just the right amount of bourbon.
I sang One. Time. in public. In the smokers lounge in the Atlanta airport last September. Yeah, I did my Sinatra.
My best friend once asked me to front his band. I thought about it, but then I heard them play.
I went about my business selling Lifecycles, elliptical treadmills.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 03:15 AM (I5KMJ)
Then you gotta wear the suit and hold the glass.
Mr. Deplorable hated performing. His group won a Battle of the Bands in DC, in '94 and according to his friend, got an offer to open for the Chili Peppers tour. $40K each. They all had kids and mortgages though, by that time. Then the drummer got busted for a DUI, which saved his life but was the end of the band.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 03:24 AM (tHwdc)
Made any arrangements for that one?
Posted by: Furious Mustache at November 22, 2016 03:18 AM (mBYZv)
Neighbor's wife will come by every second day or so to put food and water down. I will set up a litter tray, but the cat was living outside in an unheated shop, so I expect it's used to doing its business outdoors. And the house has a cat door, if the cat wants to use it. I have pushed her through it twice, so she should know of its existence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2016 03:24 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:24 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:25 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 03:30 AM (tHwdc)
Ewwww.....sheryl crow?......ewwwww........
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 22, 2016 03:31 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
AOP, if it hasn't been said before, it must be said now: you are officially certified as a Good Person.
Posted by: Furious Mustache at November 22, 2016 03:31 AM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 22, 2016 03:33 AM (d76uN)
http://tinyurl.com/h8kj3vp
8-2 in the AFC West.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:34 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 22, 2016 03:31 AM (d76uN)
They resonate with me.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 03:35 AM (tHwdc)
What a great photo!
Both hands are showing, so it's just like in the olden days!
I found a selfie I took back in 1977. Back then it wasn't easy. I was always the one behind the camera.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 03:38 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 22, 2016 03:40 AM (VdICR)
AOP, if it hasn't been said before, it must be said now: you are officially certified as a Good Person.
Posted by: Furious Mustache
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Confirmed.
Unrelated, but:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kxOtOsLSczY
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 03:41 AM (I5KMJ)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 03:38 AM (tHwdc)
I recently found several pictures of my right thumb. If I don't say so myself but my thumb is purty!. I could hit the big time as a Thumb Model back in day.
Age has taken it's toll on it though. All it wants to do now is stay attached to its hand.
Lazy, lazy, lazy.......
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 22, 2016 03:42 AM (d76uN)
Good night, Horde. It's been a lot of fun, with some interesting revelations.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 03:44 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 22, 2016 03:45 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:46 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the DSR at November 22, 2016 03:50 AM (tHwdc)
(Don't visit the closet!)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 03:50 AM (I5KMJ)
Posted by: Furious Mustache at November 22, 2016 03:31 AM (mBYZv)
Gee, thank you! Do I know you from a previous nic? FM is new to me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2016 03:50 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:53 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:54 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:55 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:57 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2016 03:57 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 03:57 AM (I5KMJ)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 03:59 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 04:00 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Jean at November 22, 2016 04:05 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 04:05 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
You're welcome, and I mean that sincerely. I bet the cat is fat and happy after inviting itself into the neighbor's house within a week, but it will remember you in the Spring, or whenever you return.
FM is only the latest of.my avatars. I'm not possessive of any online identity, so as an infrequent poster, I don't remember any of the particular previous others. There's a chance we conversed over the years.
Doesn't matter. Enjoy the drive South, and I hope the weather is clear for you the entire way.
Posted by: Furious Mustache at November 22, 2016 04:05 AM (mBYZv)
I wish a motherfucker would try and come after me.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 04:07 AM (a9WKV)
Gender? *throws off*
Vet? *throws off*
Great Aunt is Lorraine Hansberry? *throws off*
*Grins*
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 04:09 AM (a9WKV)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Zombie Alexander Hamilton at November 22, 2016 04:09 AM (Hh+Gc)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 04:11 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 22, 2016 04:11 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 04:15 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Peace out.
Say when - I'll hit the post office the very next morning .
Have a safe trip.
And send pics!
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 04:20 AM (I5KMJ)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Zombie Alexander Hamilton
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Dammit. Now I want doughnuts...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 04:23 AM (I5KMJ)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 04:23 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 04:25 AM (I5KMJ)
Check yo' email.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth
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I saw it.
Am I supposed to use it?
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 04:27 AM (I5KMJ)
Carr woke up a struggling offense by throwing two touchdown passes in the fourth quarter as the Raiders capped a successful trip to Mexico with a 27-20 victory over the Houston Texans on Monday night.
BOX SCORE: RAIDERS 27, TEXANS 20
"We got punched in the mouth," Carr said. "We weren't doing things the way we usually want to do things executing wise. But there was no doubt in anybody's mind that we'd come back and win the football game."
Oakland had been held to 120 yards through three quarters with the running game going nowhere and Carr finding few open receivers downfield. But that suddenly changed in the fourth quarter to give the Raiders (8-2) their fourth straight win for the first time since 2002 .
With star receiver Amari Cooper lined up in the backfield, Carr found fullback Jamize Olawale open for a 75-yard catch and run that tied Houston (6-4) at 20.
"We felt like that was the momentum shifter," Cooper said.
Then Oakland took advantage on two questionable spots by the officials to take over on downs at the 15 and drove 85 yards in five plays to take the lead on a 35-yard pass to Cooper to send the Texans to their fourth loss in five games outside of Houston.
"Very tough loss," defensive lineman Jadaveon Clowney said. "We should have won the game, we are trying to win every game. You don't leave the game in the ref's hands."
That set off loud celebrations from the pro-Raiders crowd of 76,743 in the second regular season game ever played in Mexico. What was originally scheduled as an Oakland home game featured Raiders music during stoppages, Tommie Smith lighting the Al Davis torch in a memorable return to Mexico City nearly a half-century after his Black Power salute at the 1968 Olympics and frequent "RAI-DERS!" chants.
While the atmosphere was electric, the field was a bit slippery leading to some falls and the high elevation 7,380 feet above sea level played a factor. The Raiders needed to use a timeout on defense at one point in the fourth to catch their breath and receiver Michael Crabtree was seen gasping for breath at one point.
"To be able to play here was amazing," Carr said. "There's so much history, so much rowdiness. I love soccer and it gave me a kind of soccer feel."
CLOSE SPOTS: The Texans were upset on two spots on the fourth-quarter drive before Oakland went ahead. On third-and-2, Lamar Miller was stopped just short of the first down even though Houston believed he got it. Coach Bill O'Brien went for it on fourth down but Akeem Hunt was stopped about an inch short on fourth down and the play stood after a replay challenge.
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 04:29 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 04:30 AM (I5KMJ)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 04:30 AM (a9WKV)
You should teach a class here...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 04:32 AM (I5KMJ)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 04:33 AM (a9WKV)
Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 22, 2016 04:39 AM (Hh+Gc)
Stay safe
Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 22, 2016 04:53 AM (Hh+Gc)
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha. There must be a lot of sweating and cursing going on in the Mexican government (more than usual, that is). The Mexican "pressure relief valve" -- otherwise known as the Mexican/U.S. border, is about to be shut off, after decades of providing the crooked Mexican government with an easy way to avoid dealing with their underclass and its problems.
About damn time.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 22, 2016 05:00 AM (rgZEV)
I think this, from top-of-thread, is appropriate:
7 Instead of wondering what fresh hell awaits us tomorrow, I find myself wondering what delightful surprise Trump has in store for us.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 21, 2016 10:01 PM (Om16U)
Give 'em hell, PE DJT ! Lots and lots of hell !
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 22, 2016 05:06 AM (VmIEt)
Saw Pompeo for cia too.
Hell, let's make it a trifecta.
Huelskamp for Agriculture.
Ryan would just looooove that.
Not.
Posted by: teej at November 22, 2016 05:06 AM (bpoha)
Posted by: Catwrangler at November 22, 2016 05:13 AM (Mzfcs)
Posted by: creeper, deporable still at November 22, 2016 05:16 AM (+/zXg)
What's the count on self-deportations?
Posted by: creeper, deporable still at November 22, 2016 05:23 AM (+/zXg)
Posted by: teej at November 22, 2016 05:24 AM (bpoha)
Posted by: creeper, deporable still at November 22, 2016 05:28 AM (+/zXg)
I think they're gonna be flooding across till Mr Trump takes office.
Posted by: teej at November 22, 2016 05:28 AM (bpoha)
Do you have any idea why a Bosch dryer door won't open?
Posted by: creeper, deporable still at November 22, 2016 05:32 AM (+/zXg)
1. Glad I posted Jedediah Bila's Ass yesterday. Looks like it took on a life of its own after I went beddy-bye.
2. Buttermilk the Goat is kind of an asshole, no?
3. I grew up in western NY, and it is only "pop" there. Never "soda" or anything else.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 22, 2016 05:34 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: creeper, deporable still at November 22, 2016 05:38 AM (+/zXg)
Airiel,,, I think.
Posted by: teej at November 22, 2016 05:39 AM (bpoha)
All this talk about sandwiches. ..
Nothing beats a Vegemite sandwich!
I've been lurking and not posting for a while but I've decided to jump back into the fray!
Tomorrow when I'm reunited with my laptop and not using this phone
I'm having one last day of my holiday in Queensland - presently sitting on the balcony in this hotel sipping my chardy on a lovely warm Gold Coast evening- almost summer Down Under!
Posted by: aussie at November 22, 2016 05:40 AM (rDEYj)
Posted by: creeper, deporable still at November 22, 2016 05:40 AM (+/zXg)
Posted by: creeper, deporable still at November 22, 2016 05:43 AM (+/zXg)
Posted by: aussie at November 22, 2016 05:44 AM (rDEYj)
Just send em back?
A fair number aren't coming here looking for "a better life" but to cause trouble.
This thing ain't over folks. Not by a long ways.
And the globalists are feeling like a cornered animal right now.
Stay awake.
Posted by: teej at November 22, 2016 05:47 AM (bpoha)
Posted by: creeper, deporable still at November 22, 2016 05:48 AM (+/zXg)
Posted by: aussie at November 22, 2016 05:49 AM (rDEYj)
Uh, I kinda stole your thunder on that. Sorry 'bout that.
But I'm glad you posted it, too!
I will probably post that link a couple times per day for the next four years.
#winning. Bigly
(I forgot it was you, so didn't know who to credit)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 05:51 AM (I5KMJ)
Posted by: creeper, deporable still at November 22, 2016 05:56 AM (+/zXg)
All this talk about sandwiches. ..
Nothing beats a Vegemite sandwich!
I've been lurking and not posting for a while but I've decided to jump back into the fray!
Tomorrow when I'm reunited with my laptop and not using this phone
I'm having one last day of my holiday in Queensland - presently sitting on the balcony in this hotel sipping my chardy on a lovely warm Gold Coast evening- almost summer Down Under!
Posted by: aussie
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AUSSIE!
Wow - I've missed ya. How the heck are you, mate?
(Or is it Sheila?)
Now I need to queue up some Little Rivery Band...
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 05:57 AM (I5KMJ)
Posted by: creeper, deporable still at November 22, 2016 05:58 AM (+/zXg)
The Ewok is feeling generous since LauraW posted the fundraising thread.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 22, 2016 06:05 AM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton Will Never Be POTUS at November 22, 2016 06:08 AM (1BQGO)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2016 06:08 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 22, 2016 06:09 AM (pmSP4)
Posted by: creeper, deporable still at November 22, 2016 06:10 AM (+/zXg)
Waiting for it to get light so I can go shopping. Not about to tackle the run down an unfamiliar mountain in the dark.
Posted by: creeper, deporable still at November 22, 2016 05:56 AM (+/zXg)
Done with the move?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 22, 2016 06:10 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2016 06:12 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2016 06:13 AM (u82oZ)
Hi darls I'm definitely a sheila!
Little River Band - great music from Oz - right now I'm booking tickets for the Blues festival at Byron Bay - mainly to see one of your greats in blues - Buddy Guy who's now 80!
Posted by: aussie at November 22, 2016 06:17 AM (rDEYj)
Posted by: creeper, deporable still at November 22, 2016 06:18 AM (+/zXg)
This shadenboner. Will it NEVER end?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 22, 2016 06:18 AM (WlGX+)
He came to our of our TEA Party Meeting (the Rally in Riley) two years before that. Very Impressive. He has his mind in the right spot. At the rally, his two daughters had to tug his suit coat to get him to stop talking and get into the car.
He seems to have grown in stature, but I wonder about his very large organization adminstrative chops. I guess that is why they appoint Assistant Secretaries. I would not rely on the SESers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2016 06:18 AM (u82oZ)
G'day to you too!
Posted by: aussie at November 22, 2016 06:20 AM (rDEYj)
Posted by: SMFH - #Free Cooth at November 22, 2016 06:27 AM (a9WKV)
I guess you are going through some turmoil down under. I liked the policies of Tony Abbott, Malcolm Turnbull, not as much. But as an outsider I miss a lot of nuance.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2016 06:27 AM (u82oZ)
I think it was April 15, 2009 for the first one around here.
My homemade sign, and my best side, was the pic that made the paper. B&W.
I think if you search the Capital Journal for that date it's there in color along with other pics.
And Mr Kobach was there too.
Gotta hit the shower.
Posted by: teej at November 22, 2016 06:28 AM (bpoha)
May every traffic light turn green as you approach.
And SMFH, prayers continue to ascend. May you have a special blessed day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 22, 2016 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
Hi there and hugs for you from me - I've read about your sad news
And I've been twittering too much - I'm going cold turkey with that!
Back to normal ASHQ !
Posted by: aussie at November 22, 2016 06:33 AM (rDEYj)
Its so good to see your name again!
I actually got to see Buddy a few years back - with BB King!
Sadly, BB, was not in top form, but Buddy burned the house down. A great showman.
You're gonna love that show!
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 22, 2016 06:34 AM (I5KMJ)
Posted by: aussie at November 22, 2016 06:36 AM (rDEYj)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 22, 2016 06:41 AM (4RRDi)
Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 22, 2016 06:42 AM (VmIEt)
I'm really looking forward to seeing him -it's a 5 day festival over Easter and as well as some great Aussie singers there are some OS acts - Neil Young , Jethro Tull, Doobie Brothers , Patti Smith, Santana and a few more!
Mega expensive but hey could fall off the perch and never have seen Buddy Guy
Posted by: aussie at November 22, 2016 06:44 AM (rDEYj)
Brrr
Warm Spring evening here on the Gold Coast - perfect for sipping chardy!
Posted by: aussie at November 22, 2016 06:49 AM (rDEYj)
When the chick handed it to me, I just looked at her - "it's just a sub."
Nothing special but the name.
Don't even get me started on those otrocious muffulata concoctions...
Posted by: Chi -
*****
Oh man- you just didn't get your Po-Boy or your muffaletta at the right joint. Po-Boys need the right crusty french loaf, the right fried seafood (shrimp, oyster or both) and the right sauce. When done right they are awesome, with a capital AWE!
Muffalettas need the right olive relish and can be downright tasty. Used to be my go-to lunch as a poor student in New Orleans.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 21, 2016 11:20 PM (wPiJc
Stop, already. You are confusing my wife.
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They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)