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Hey gang, it's time for the ONT!
Cabinet Positions
We're now in the silly season of media hysteria about Trump choosing his cabinet. Frankly, there's a lot of purity signaling on the conservative side as well. “We can't have Romney! He's a RINO loser!” It's stupid. Trump is going to be the one setting the tone for his administration, and he more than any president since, well, the last one, but before that any of them, needs capable people who understand the Byzantine labyrinth of government. This should be one of his strengths as a CEO, good CEOs find the best people and use them to their own ends. If Trump thinks Romney is the best person to achieve his (Trump's) ambitions at Treasury, then he should have Romney. In any event, the biggest single choice facing Trump in the early days of his administration is going to be Scalia's replacement (and credit where credit is due, the Turtle didn't waver and confirm Garland. I would have never believed that he wouldn't in a million years). One name from Trump's list that gets near universal acclaim on the right is Texas Supreme Court Justice Don R. Willett. The day after the election I was walking around singing (to the tune of Kidnap The Sandy Claws) “Nom-inate Don Willette, put him on the Court. Leave him there for 40 years, fixing all the torts”. I got some looks. Don Willett's Quiet RevolutionI like this quote:
“What you don’t know with Willett is whether a decision like Patel is kind of the camel’s nose under the tent,” said Sandy Levinson, a left-leaning professor at the University of Texas Law School who admires Willett’s legal thinking, if not always his legal conclusions. “Is he going to keep going on and on with this opinion and become far more interventionist? If it is the camel’s nose, then maybe the safest thing to do is not give him the first inch.”
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Music Did you know that YouTube has compilations of the top songs of each year going back decades? For example, here it is from my birth year:
Some Kind of Star Trek Video
Boy, the writers of Voyager were even less imaginative than TNG's with their incessant technobabble.
News You Can Use (In Germany) Man cheats recycling machine out of €44k with one bottle I can't imagine that kind of effort is easier than just working for a living. Way back in 1985, a guy from North Carolina showed me how to “ching” money out of car wash change machines. I never did it because, well, it was stealing, but he was at least getting $20 worth of quarters at a shot. All that work for a couple of cents? Smh.
Oregon Man? Oregon man reportedly dies trying to 'hot pot' in Yellowstone hot spring Ya know, there are plenty of places where you can go soak in hot springs quite legitimately. Cave and Basin in Banff, for example. I've been there, it's lovely. And I didn't get dissolved by acid either. I'm just sayin'.
The Cremation of Sam McGee By request from last night's ONT.
“There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee. “
Interesting Reads Millennials Are In Election Hell Because Politics Has Become Their God Pullquote:
Voegelin identifies six characteristics of the gnostic psychic mechanism. (1) It begins with a dissatisfaction with one’s situation. (2) Lacking a doctrine of original sin, the drawbacks of one’s situation are attributed not to anything in him, but rather to the constitution of the world, or even nature itself, at a minimum to the intrinsic corruption of the world’s systems and institutions. (3) Contrary to all evolutionary evidence, but faintly recalling the paradisaical Eden of traditional religion, the gnostic “just knows” salvation is possible, that the world can be changed into something special. (4) For this salvation to occur, the order of being itself must be changed in a historic process. As Voegelin writes, “From a wretched world a good one must evolve historically.” (5) This historical change in the order of being lies within the capacity of human action. (6) Knowledge, or gnosis, here becomes the central concern, for only one enlightened about history’s proper course can help spearhead the world-historical change.You Are Still Crying Wolf I think from the tone of this piece that the author is a leftist, or at least a liberal, but it's an unflinching (and LOOOONG) look at the reality of the election that the left refuses to see. News You Can Use (In America) Want Crappy Food on Your Birthday for FREE? Here You Go! I take issue with the characterization of chain restaurants as “crappy” - if you enjoy your feed, who is someone else to say? – but otherwise here are 30 places that give out free food on your birthday.
Face Book vs Twitter
Facebook vs. Twitter pic.twitter.com/5Jnx9GXkU7
— Social Media Is Wild (@SocialMediaWiId) November 8, 2016
Cats The Case Against Cats Personally, I like cats. I like dogs too. What we have here is more unearned virtue signaling. Judges?
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2016 09:58 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2016 09:59 PM (o/T1x)
Posted by: gNewt...laughing at State Media's bare feet at November 17, 2016 10:00 PM (HIDKl)
Posted by: gNewt...laughing at State Media's bare feet at November 17, 2016 10:01 PM (HIDKl)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2016 10:02 PM (0F67M)
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Posted by: wth at November 17, 2016 10:04 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2016 10:04 PM (a1ini)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2016 10:04 PM (a1ini)
The focus this time: You can check out of the European Union anytime you like, but you can never leave.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12731
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 17, 2016 10:05 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2016 10:06 PM (qUNWi)
Speaking of Russian Dash Cam Videos...
... that is why I'm afraid to drive into town at my age. All those crashes were caused by the other driver.
I am a very good driver. It's those idiots out there on the road that I fear.
Posted by: Simon Strange at November 17, 2016 10:06 PM (IOuZT)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 17, 2016 10:07 PM (P8951)
Posted by: josephistan at November 17, 2016 10:07 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2016 10:07 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2016 10:08 PM (a1ini)
Posted by: Zombie Trayvon Martin at November 17, 2016 10:08 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 17, 2016 10:08 PM (SeD0w)
"Want crappy food on your birthday" link - first thing that shows up is Applebee's.
heh....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 17, 2016 10:08 PM (xWBUU)
Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 10:09 PM (TppKb)
This is *really sad* news about actress Shelly Duvall, who was in Nashville, The Shining, and Popeye, among other hit flicks of the 1970s and 1980s. And of course Dr. Phil is exploiting the crap out of her situation. (Link to Us Magazine.)
http://tinyurl.com/gp7tay3
Duvall is so severely mentally ill at this stage, she believes Robin Williams isn't really dead ("he's shape-shifting") and that the Sheriff of Nottingham is trying to get her.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 10:09 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 10:10 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2016 10:10 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 17, 2016 10:11 PM (GDulk)
So, that's Pee Wee Herman lying on the ground, and the rodeo cowboys are concerned because he appears to be dead? And they are celebrating because he still lives?
I don't get it. Looks kinda like Ted Cruz, don't he?
Posted by: Simon Strange at November 17, 2016 10:11 PM (IOuZT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 17, 2016 10:11 PM (Wv8ra)
Posted by: IC at November 17, 2016 10:11 PM (gcme+)
She was never really pretty but fairly interesting nonetheless. Shame.
Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 10:11 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: Laurence Fishburne at November 17, 2016 10:12 PM (HgMAr)
Changing socks
Posted by: fixerupper at November 17, 2016 10:12 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: gNewt...laughing at State Media's bare feet at November 17, 2016 10:12 PM (HIDKl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2016 10:12 PM (u82oZ)
That's a win for him.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 17, 2016 10:13 PM (pKF9w)
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2016 10:13 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 17, 2016 10:13 PM (GDulk)
>> gasoline.
https://youtu.be/cvfxKbpoxRE
Got you covered.
Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 10:13 PM (TppKb)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 10:14 PM (t/m9f)
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Yeah, I've been thinking a lot about this. Belief in God is an evolutionarily adaptive way of thinking: It allows one to cope with the vicissitudes and chaos of a changing environment by giving up one's psychological need to control one's environment.
So when this belief is blocked, it is usually replaced by a belief in government to control the aspects of life that we can't handle. Well, that's fine...up until the government is controlled by those you perceive to be the bad guys. Then your belief system has to do a 180.
This must be psychologically painful for these people. Their god has turned into their devil. Thus the public beating of breasts and rending of garments.
It would be so much more evolved to just go to church on Easter and Christmas, methinks.
Posted by: Oschisms at November 17, 2016 10:14 PM (ZsN9X)
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We were just discussing her at work yesterday. Apparently while filming "The Shining", Stanley Kubrick told the other actors to treat her like crap and ostracize her so that she, like her character, would be on edge. Dick move if true.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2016 10:14 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 10:14 PM (UD0Gq)
So, that's Pee Wee Herman lying on the ground, and the rodeo cowboys are concerned because he appears to be dead? And they are celebrating because he still lives?
I don't get it. Looks kinda like Ted Cruz, don't he?
Posted by: Simon Strange at November 17, 2016 10:11 PM (IOuZT)
Pee-Wee has passed out & after he's revived, a cowboy asks him if he remembers anything.
"I remember... The Alamo"
And there was much rejoicing.
Posted by: josephistan at November 17, 2016 10:15 PM (7qAYi)
Some of them, of course, will be in lily white areas like Brattleboro VT because the lefties there will have to virtue signal. But it would be more fitting if "Obama Sts." ends up being like the MLK Drives in every major city - a surefire way of knowing it's a crap neighborhood. Like Malcolm X Park in DC - a place you don't want to find yourself after dark.
I can hear the news reports now, "Two students shot each other in a gang dispute at Barack Obama High School on the South Side of Chicago."
"The drive by shooting, which killed one and injured 2, occurred on Barack Obama Blvd in Baltimore..."
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 17, 2016 10:15 PM (P8951)
I do not believe she is well enough to give consent to have her privacy violated in such a way.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:15 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 17, 2016 10:16 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:16 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: tbodie at November 17, 2016 10:19 PM (V+bdf)
Non spiney hedgehog is really Mitch McConnells ball sack. It was so embarrassed it detached itself to regain its dignity
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 10:19 PM (t/m9f)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2016 10:19 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 10:19 PM (eFNea)
Yes! Couldn't think of what it reminded me of (beyond a pig with a pointy snout) but that is exactly what it was.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 17, 2016 10:19 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: otho at November 17, 2016 10:19 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 17, 2016 10:20 PM (n3MnG)
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at November 17, 2016 10:20 PM (qUNWi)
Nonsense, infidel! It's a miracle! It proves Allah is with us!
Posted by: Mohammed Muhammad Mahmoud at November 17, 2016 10:20 PM (a1ini)
Malcom X Park is scary in the dark
With midnight basketball playing still
Malcom X Park is scary in the dark
I don't think that I should go there.
I don't think that I belong there
I don't think I should go back there
Ohhhhhh, nooooooooooooo....
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at November 17, 2016 10:20 PM (S6Pax)
Pretty thorough punch back for a leftie.
Good thing for us thoughtful individuals are rare on the left. UNICORN~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 10:20 PM (Yg871)
Posted by: Simon Strange at November 17, 2016 10:21 PM (IOuZT)
Posted by: texas zombie at November 17, 2016 10:21 PM (AShJK)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 17, 2016 10:21 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2016 10:21 PM (a1ini)
Stanley was irritated with Shelley's acting on The Shining, because it was obvious to him she wasn't really afraid. On top of that, she kept pestering Kubrick: "What did you think of that take, Stanley? What am I doing wrong?? What do you want me to do???"
Kubrick HATED that. He wanted actors who were professional enough to know what they were doing, to trust themselves, and to *really* know the source material. He could tell Shelley didn't really, and was relying on him to do *her* homework.
So Stanley went to work trying to make Shelley feel like she figured her character must feel: isolated, alone, left out, and ultimately, scared. He went out of his way to pal around with Nicholson, be friends with him, call him such a great actor. And to Shelley, he was an eyerolling, controlling jerk. At one point, the famously UNemotional Kubrick even yelled at Shelley "we're fucking killing ourselves out here, and you're got to be ready!"
Kubrick also told all of the case and crew, "don't be nice to Shelley, it' doesn't help YOU."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 10:21 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2016 10:21 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:16 PM (afWd1)
.............
It's a tumah.
Posted by: Arnold at November 17, 2016 10:22 PM (HgMAr)
I've eaten at that diner, the food's not bad but the service is lousy. But I've never had a waitress curse me out or body check me before.
http://tinyurl.com/zcxouof
Posted by: josephistan at November 17, 2016 10:22 PM (7qAYi)
They shit and piss in a box. Inside your house.
Nothing low maintenance about that.
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 10:22 PM (UD0Gq)
New topic: I wonder what the sports teams would be named?
The Flaming Unicorns
Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2016 10:22 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2016 10:22 PM (a1ini)
Posted by: Rick in SK at November 17, 2016 10:22 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2016 10:22 PM (IhB2Z)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 17, 2016 10:19 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:23 PM (afWd1)
New topic: I wonder what the sports teams would be named?
The Flaming Unicorns
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the "Shit-Midasasses"
Posted by: Rick in SK at November 17, 2016 10:23 PM (K2T58)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 17, 2016 10:15 PM (P8951)
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There is sorry precedent for this. Ask anyone in a large city if they want to hang around MLK Blvd. in any city.
Even Chris Rock has acknowledged this, 20 years ago.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 10:23 PM (U77o1)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:23 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 10:24 PM (t/m9f)
My all-time favorite poem..
I memorized it for a poetry reading assignment in 8th grade. Made it all the way thru without a glitch..
those grey cells are gone forever! I can't remember what I had for lunch nowadays!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2016 10:24 PM (UpGcq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2016 10:24 PM (EnKk6)
Our boy rescue kitty plays fetch w/paper balls. It's adorable. He will sacrifice his body, diving under furniture, skimming down stairs. Unless it goes under a heavy piece of furniture, he will come trotting back with it and drop it on my foot. he would do it all day long. His identical twin sister just watches, plotting her next ambush on him.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 17, 2016 10:24 PM (SeD0w)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:24 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 17, 2016 10:24 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 10:24 PM (u8kLQ)
New topic: I wonder what the sports teams would be named?
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The Packers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2016 10:25 PM (EnKk6)
My wife responded by asking her to make sure to catch up on her past due bills, and never call again. She's sick of this derangement.
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2016 10:25 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 10:25 PM (eFNea)
I saw Dante's Peak when those two young lovers got boiled alive in that hot spring. This must mean the Yellowstone caldera is going to blow soon.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 17, 2016 10:25 PM (cC/ZB)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 10:25 PM (t/m9f)
Posted by: gNewt...kiped that at November 17, 2016 10:25 PM (HIDKl)
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at November 17, 2016 10:26 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Rick in SK at November 17, 2016 10:22 PM (K2T5
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Mr. Taco opens for lots of oddball acts.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2016 10:26 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 17, 2016 10:26 PM (Wv8ra)
I'm still waiting for a wikileaks hack of GOPer turds like McConnell. I'll bet they would be very clarifying. Wouldn't surprise me if McConnell didn't back down here because there was no motivation to do so. No one was bribing him.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2016 10:27 PM (a1ini)
God knows I adorehim and he'd be another great candidate for Press Secretary (or maybe he could write the Presidential Tweets) but I swear I saw some pretty anti-Trumpish stuff from him.
Or was he mocking people?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:27 PM (afWd1)
Nothing low maintenance about that.
Posted by: garrett
Really. Just try going a few days without cleaning the litter box. Boy, will the cats let you know how unhappy they are, and your house will smell of cat urine.
Cats and dogs are different kinds of pets.
Some cats can be great little companions, and very affectionate and friendly. Or very playful and mischievous, and entertaining.
Dogs can be playful and endearing, but will likely be more closely in tune with your emotions. Most dogs can sense if you are happy or unhappy. They seem to be able to understand a lot of human non-verbal cues. Cats don't get that.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at November 17, 2016 10:27 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2016 10:27 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at November 17, 2016 10:28 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:15 PM (afWd1)
Yeah, there are privacy laws about this that some hospital employee violated.
Sheesh, a few years back, there were rumors that a rather famous sportsperson was getting treated at the hospital I worked at. I asked a few nurses and got frosty looks and "I can't talk about that, I'll lose my job." (Little people - not Secretaries of State or the elite - are punished for breaking confidentiality.)And that was not for mental illness or drugs or anything like that. Just a "plain old" medical condition.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 17, 2016 10:28 PM (P8951)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 10:28 PM (t/m9f)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 10:28 PM (UD0Gq)
Ok, I have another question.
That star trek video is ten minutes of actors saying 'some kind of' for ten minutes?
...and people would sit there for ten minutes watching it? And other people would spend days, weeks, months, compiling it?
I'm beginning to suspect there might be something wrong with my programming.
Posted by: Simon Strange at November 17, 2016 10:28 PM (IOuZT)
Oh I love the Lindy Hop!
jc decided he and I would break the space-time continuum if we ever attempted it, though, both being Gingers and all....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:28 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 10:24 PM (u8kLQ)
This production, isn't it what was once referred to as a "geek show"? One which was found off the midway at carnivals.
Posted by: gNewt...kiped that at November 17, 2016 10:29 PM (HIDKl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2016 10:29 PM (EZebt)
Or was he mocking people?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:27 PM (afWd1)
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Seems like he went way out of his way to not specifically endorse anyone.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 10:30 PM (U77o1)
Oh now you hush. He and I are gonna tango someday, and all y'all are going to fap for days after watching it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:30 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 17, 2016 10:30 PM (SeD0w)
I don't remember what I felt like in 2008, but I doubt I was happy. In 2012 I was really bummed. But I could function. I could get out of bed. I went to work.
Fucking Nation of Pussies.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2016 10:30 PM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2016 10:30 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 17, 2016 10:30 PM (dKiJG)
Ok, I have another question.
That star trek video is ten minutes of actors saying 'some kind of' for ten minutes?
...and people would sit there for ten minutes watching it? And other people would spend days, weeks, months, compiling it?
I'm beginning to suspect there might be something wrong with my programming.
Posted by: Simon Strange at November 17, 2016 10:28 PM (IOuZT)
Yeah, that;s some kind of fucked up shit.
Posted by: Harquort Fenton Mudd at November 17, 2016 10:31 PM (XoldI)
I've heard that Dr. Phil has been asked by the American Psychological Association to give up his license to practice, because doctors are supposed to *never* speak publicly about who they're treating or what for, or it's a huge violation of HIPAA. Not sure if McGraw surrendered same however.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 10:31 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: texas zombie at November 17, 2016 10:31 PM (AShJK)
I don't remember what I felt like in 2008, but I doubt I was happy. In 2012 I was really bummed. But I could function. I could get out of bed. I went to work.
Fucking Nation of Pussies.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2016 10:30 PM (qJhUV)
Yeah. I've had multiple people on the left say, "well, the right would have reacted the same way if Hillary had won!"
I was like... ehhh... i don't know about that
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 10:31 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2016 10:31 PM (ysprU)
God knows I adorehim and he'd be another great candidate for Press Secretary (or maybe he could write the Presidential Tweets) but I swear I saw some pretty anti-Trumpish stuff from him.
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I wouldn't say NeverTrump so much as NeverEither. He hates Hillary for her criminality and mocked Trump's excess and self-regard.
Ace went after him pretty hard but he was determined not to vote for either of them.
In Texas, he said (believing Trump was going to win pretty easily), he had the freedom to be snippy about the election.
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2016 10:32 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 17, 2016 10:32 PM (Wv8ra)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 10:25 PM (eFNea)
There's one in West Philly, which means it's likely a shithole.
Posted by: joncelli, Having a Bad Poll Trip at November 17, 2016 10:32 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
Trump is a racist and he wants to oppress and grab YOU!
Posted by: Polliwog's bi-focals at November 17, 2016 10:33 PM (a1ini)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 10:24 PM (u8kLQ)
I think she probably relishes the attention too, but that doesn't make it right.
Mental health is even more protected under HIPAA law than regular medical info.
I'm disgusted with this.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:33 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 17, 2016 10:33 PM (qul7b)
They work and cats like them as well as any cat box.
One cat would do his job, leave the box, wait and watch the rake do its job. Just making sure.
Posted by: gNewt...kiped that at November 17, 2016 10:33 PM (HIDKl)
un.be.liev.a.ble.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 17, 2016 10:34 PM (WTSFk)
Let that one sink in. Any precedent for that, ever?
Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 10:34 PM (U77o1)
I'm still basking in the glow of the idea the Hilldabeast was defeated!
And the whining of the media since then is glorious.
BTW, yes DNC please appoint Keith Ellison as chair. Please, pretty please. We need a DNC leader who supports Sharia Law in America.
Everyone in all those red counties is totes cool w/ that.
Posted by: Farmer at November 17, 2016 10:34 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 10:34 PM (eFNea)
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2016 10:32 PM (sCBEO)
Fair enough, but disappointing nonetheless.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:34 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 10:34 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 10:36 PM (t/m9f)
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Fucking unbelievable.
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2016 10:36 PM (sCBEO)
West Coast swing is fine by me, too, but we must tango some day!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:36 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 17, 2016 10:37 PM (Wv8ra)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 17, 2016 10:37 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:37 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2016 10:03 PM
Gentlemen, it's not December 20th, yet, so allow me to repeat: WLNSSEODY.
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at November 17, 2016 10:37 PM (DMUuz)
In 2004, while Teena Marie was sleeping in a hotel room, a large picture frame fell and struck her on the head. The blow caused a serious concussion that would cause momentary seizures for the rest of her life. On the afternoon of December 26, 2010, Teena Marie was found unresponsive by her daughter, Alia Rose, at Teena Marie's home in Pasadena, California. On December 30, 2010, an autopsy was performed by the Los Angeles County coroner, who found no signs of apparent trauma or a discernible cause of death, and concluded she had died from natural causes. She had suffered a tonic-clonic seizure a month before.
Dead at 54. Killed by a slow moving bullet in the form of a poorly hung picture.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teena_Marie
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2016 10:38 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:34 PM (afWd1)
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I agree with you. It seems to me you have to stand up and be counted. It's too much like hiding behind everyone else's willingness to do the tough stuff.
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2016 10:38 PM (sCBEO)
Everyone in all those red counties is totes cool w/ that.
Posted by: Farmer at November 17, 2016 10:34 PM (o/90i)
Saw a tweet somewhere with the guy saying getting him into the DNC chair is the way to win Middle America.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 17, 2016 10:38 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Wave that Flag at November 17, 2016 10:38 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at November 17, 2016 10:37 PM (DMUuz)
Yeppers.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:38 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 17, 2016 10:37 PM (Wv8ra)
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Ammo for me, got lots of guns. But, I hear ya.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 10:39 PM (U77o1)
'Ette's fave ball look:
[ ] Dr. Evil's head
[ ] non-spiny hedgehog
[ ] dental floss
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2016 10:39 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: cm9000 at November 17, 2016 10:39 PM (vYaiw)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 10:40 PM (t/m9f)
Posted by: Frodo Baggins at November 17, 2016 10:40 PM (a1ini)
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2016 10:40 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: joncelli, Having a Bad Poll Trip at November 17, 2016 10:40 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2016 10:40 PM (sCBEO)
Louisville fixing to score their second touchdown
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 10:41 PM (t/m9f)
'Ette's fave ball look:
[ ] Dr. Evil's head
[ ] non-spiny hedgehog
[ ] dental floss
Posted by: wth at November 17, 2016 10:39 PM (HgMAr)
[x] Just as the Good Lord made 'em, hankyouverymuch.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:41 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: gNewt.. at November 17, 2016 10:41 PM (HIDKl)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:41 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2016 10:42 PM (2RVmA)
52 They can always reopen Meigs Field and rename it Barack Obama Runway. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Ah, the Meigs Massacre of 2003. Mayor Daley (John not Richard) gouges giant X-shaped trenches in the runway in the dark of night because he wanted a lakefront park instead of a cool, lakefront general aviation airport. Douche.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at November 17, 2016 10:42 PM (qC/Z5)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:42 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at November 17, 2016 10:42 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Wave that Flag at November 17, 2016 10:44 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:44 PM (afWd1)
Hitlery could have Joey Paste whacked, blackmail Barky to make her a recess appointment as VP, then force him to resign, then circle the WH with hipster douches/angry lesbians/SF hobos and refuse to step down thus forcing a constitutional crisis with DT ultimately ordering the crowds to be slaughtered by aerial gunships forcing the Terminationer to refuse and be cast into the underground wastelands as part of the Who Son This Be contest where he leads a revolution resulting in the banning of all non-GMO lobster...
Could happen...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 17, 2016 10:44 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2016 10:42 PM (2RVmA)
When your enemy is making a mistake, let him?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2016 10:44 PM (IhB2Z)
Posted by: otho at November 17, 2016 10:44 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at November 17, 2016 10:45 PM (qUNWi)
I think not, oh retarded one.
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2016 10:45 PM (sCBEO)
To make us live like we lived in 1899 and washed our clothes at the creek with a washboard, only not get our clothes as clean as that method, all while theoretically saving water.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 10:45 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 17, 2016 10:38
Huhh? Did he provide any logic there?
Keith Ellison will send many more running to support Trump. His past is well known.
The mask is of the MSM, their BS has been bypassed w/ the election of Trump.
Posted by: Farmer at November 17, 2016 10:46 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2016 10:46 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Wave that Flag at November 17, 2016 10:44 PM (M3DRt)
It is more entertaining than watching the microwave.
"Oooh. Sock!"
Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2016 10:46 PM (IhB2Z)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 10:46 PM (t/m9f)
if you want to get up your dander go take a gander at what the san
francisco teachers union is instructing its members to teach about the
election over at breitbart.
un.be.liev.a.ble.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 17, 2016 10:34 PM (WTSFk)
I was reading that about 10 mins. ago. These people are bat shit crazy.
San Fran Teacher's Lesson Plan: Pres-Elect Trump a 'Racist and Sexist Man'
http://tinyurl.com/zovaazc
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2016 10:46 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Wave that Flag
So you can stack it on or under a dryer.
Either that or you can pretend you're European and wait 6 hours for the fucking thing to wash your clothes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 10:46 PM (Yg871)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 17, 2016 10:46 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 17, 2016 10:46 PM (0F67M)
...and people would sit there for ten minutes watching it? And other people would spend days, weeks, months, compiling it?
Posted by: Simon Strange at November 17, 2016 10:28 PM
Fascinating, isn't it?
Posted by: Spock at November 17, 2016 10:47 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2016 10:46 PM (2RVmA)
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The CGI and Foundation into OFA, is my guess.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 10:47 PM (U77o1)
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Give even young kids a fair shot at doing their fathers laundry?
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2016 10:47 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 10:47 PM (t/m9f)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 10:47 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: StrawMan at November 17, 2016 10:48 PM (lidp8)
It's by Adams Morgan, which is not cheap real estate, but I remember the park as definitely being a place to avoid after dark, which was too bad because it was pretty. Wiki seems to bear me out on this - it says the place was a drug dealer hangout until renovation efforts began in the early 90's. (Bear in mind that I moved out of the DC area in 1996, and really didn't hang out much in Adams Morgan in the 90's, so my memories are evidently dated.)
I'm sure that with all the money that has flowed into DC since I left, there are areas that I remember as being pretty iffy that are now OK. 14th Street was rough all the way to Logan Circle - I lived on Mass. Ave near there and used to see hookers and step over syringes and used condoms on the way to the Metro. Let's see - 8th St. SW by the Marine Barracks was another place you didn't want to find yourself after dark, even with the Marines right there. And I lived for a while at 10th and A NE on the Hill - nice until you got past Lincoln Park. And people I knew still got mugged even in the nice areas. I know someone who was held up at gunpoint on East Capitol about 2 blocks away from the Supreme Court.
Marion Berry's DC was a scary place sometimes. Hell, DC is still scary, but presumably for somewhat different reasons.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 17, 2016 10:48 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Washer Fucker at November 17, 2016 10:48 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Wave that Flag at November 17, 2016 10:48 PM (M3DRt)
https://youtu.be/MaiL4nayO7k
It's like the mirror opposite of the schadenboners.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 17, 2016 10:48 PM (VdICR)
(link to Breitbart)
http://tinyurl.com/gt3v8qa
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 10:48 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2016 10:49 PM (2RVmA)
"The drive by shooting, which killed one and injured 2, occurred on Barack Obama Blvd in Baltimore..."
Posted by: DonnaV(deplorably brandishing
ampersandsand so there at November 17, 2016 10:15 PM
(P8951)
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There is sorry precedent for this. Ask anyone in a large city if they want to hang around MLK Blvd. in any city.
Even Chris Rock has acknowledged this, 20 years ago.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 10:23 PM (U77o1)
And Cesar Chavez Blvd. And Malcolm X Ave.
Funny thing is, the Donks were the ones that insisted on naming streets after those guys......and then they picked the shittiest, filthiest, most violent streets in town. If I didn't know any better, I'd say that the Donks are sneaky little ratfucking racists.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 17, 2016 10:49 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 17, 2016 10:49 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 10:49 PM (0mRoj)
spins, doesnt agitate. you know, with an agitator.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 10:50 PM (cJrMO)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/799294574132953088
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/799294657503121408
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/799294747575746561
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/799294845214949376
Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2016 10:50 PM (Ya7zs)
Nope. If Biden and Barack croaked, Paul Ryan would be President.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2016 10:50 PM (a1ini)
Comforters and sleeping bags fit better since the center isn't filled with an agitator.
Posted by: Willy J. at November 17, 2016 10:50 PM (5YWSF)
spins, doesnt agitate. you know, with an agitator.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 10:50 PM (cJrMO)
They micro-aggress
Posted by: StrawMan at November 17, 2016 10:50 PM (lidp8)
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2016 10:50 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: George Soros at November 17, 2016 10:51 PM (u8kLQ)
Even Chris Rock has acknowledged this, 20 years ago.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 10:23 PM (U77o1)
I forget where exactly at the moment, but there's an MLK or Rosa Parks Blvd. around here that actually doesn't look like a Highway of Death for white people.
Fort Worth or Waxahachie, I forget at the moment.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 17, 2016 10:51 PM (D2vc1)
spins, doesnt agitate. you know, with an agitator.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 10:50 PM (cJrMO)
And more capacity, typically.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 10:51 PM (0mRoj)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/799294953302134785
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/799295110651334659
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/799295203001499649
Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2016 10:51 PM (Ya7zs)
I can get a homeless guy to agitate for you for $65 a day.
Posted by: Democratic Election Operative at November 17, 2016 10:51 PM (UD0Gq)
spins, doesnt agitate. you know, with an agitator.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 10:50 PM (cJrMO)
They micro-aggress
Posted by: StrawMan at November 17, 2016 10:50 PM (lidp
Exactly.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 10:52 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 10:52 PM (UD0Gq)
Lol, have to admit that I hadn't anticipated that particular take.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 17, 2016 10:52 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2016 10:52 PM (2RVmA)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/799295323126583296
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/799295433721999360
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/799295541335166977
Posted by: kbdabear at November 17, 2016 10:52 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Wave that Flag at November 17, 2016 10:53 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 10:53 PM (t/m9f)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 10:51 PM (0mRoj)
::shrug:: I've always heard the big thing was that its gentler on your gentles or whatever.
Fuck if I know.
I do know I've had to fix several of them for friends and family because they have way more moving pieces than an agitator washer. Also, they usually smell bad because they use less water and end up with more mold.
But some people swear by them.
I'm not really a, you know, doing laundry, kind of guy so I have no real opinion.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 10:54 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
LOL. I think that in Europe, wearing smelly/stinky clothes in public isn't a social dealbreaker.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 10:54 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Wave that Flag at November 17, 2016 10:55 PM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2016 10:55 PM (2RVmA)
Did they all stand for the Anthem and Flag? Both teams.
Posted by: gNewt.. at November 17, 2016 10:55 PM (HIDKl)
Posted by: Wave that Flag at November 17, 2016 10:53 PM (M3DRt)
We don't give a shit what sevens like. Smug bastards.
Posted by: Sixes at November 17, 2016 10:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2016 10:49 PM (2RVmA)
I went to a public school in SF back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, and Democrats were loyal Americans.
But now there are only about seven children in SF, so it's not such a problem.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 10:55 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: StrawMan at November 17, 2016 10:55 PM (lidp8)
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2016 10:56 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2016 10:52 PM (2RVmA)
I believe that!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 17, 2016 10:56 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 10:56 PM (eFNea)
"An attacker can abuse a vulnerability to launch a shell with root privileges on most Linux machines just by holding the 'Enter' key for 70 seconds.
Researchers Hector Marco & Ismael Ripoll unveiled the bug (CVE-2016-4484) in their presentation "Abusing LUKS to Hack the System" at the DeepSec 2016 security conference."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 10:56 PM (Yg871)
Posted by: ThunderB at November 17, 2016 10:56 PM (t/m9f)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 10:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Peter North at November 17, 2016 10:57 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: brave sir robin's female kitteh at November 17, 2016 10:57 PM (7cmcE)
Posted by: brave sir robin's female kitteh at November 17, 2016 10:57 PM (7cmcE)
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2016 10:57 PM (sCBEO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 10:58 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at November 17, 2016 10:42 PM
Hopefully, we will be celebrating, with song, dance, and racemic ethanol mixtures the faithfulness of the Republic's Electors, and the disbanding of da Beest's (you'll appreciate this because of your nic) Brute Squads.
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at November 17, 2016 10:58 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at November 17, 2016 10:58 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2016 10:58 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 17, 2016 10:38 PM (4ErVI)
I've been saying all along that nothing screams "Middle America" like an Islamic Negro.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 17, 2016 10:58 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: gNewt.. at November 17, 2016 10:59 PM (HIDKl)
Posted by: cm9000 at November 17, 2016 10:59 PM (vYaiw)
Posted by: StrawMan at November 17, 2016 10:59 PM (lidp8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 17, 2016 10:59 PM (IcT7t)
Who wants to impose Sharia Law.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 10:59 PM (eFNea)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 17, 2016 10:59 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: cm9000 at November 17, 2016 10:59 PM (vYaiw)
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He's like 86, but of the Devil, so 50/50 shot IMO.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 11:00 PM (U77o1)
The old joke is that John Lennon didn't actually die, until the doctors told him they'd send him back home to Yoko after the surgery. :-P
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 17, 2016 11:00 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 10:58 PM (u8kLQ)
So I heard. What a horrible way to go.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 11:00 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:01 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 11:01 PM (UD0Gq)
StrawMan, LOL. The old joke is that John Lennon didn't actually die, until the doctors told him they'd send him back home to Yoko after the surgery. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:01 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: cm9000 at November 17, 2016 10:59 PM (vYaiw)
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He's like 86, but of the Devil, so 50/50 shot IMO.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 11:00 PM (U77o1)
And his spawn is reportedly as evil as he is...
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 17, 2016 11:01 PM (P8951)
The old joke is that John Lennon didn't actually die, until the doctors told him they'd send him back home to Yoko after the surgery. :-P
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 17, 2016 11:00 PM (u8kLQ)
Lol
Posted by: StrawMan at November 17, 2016 11:01 PM (lidp8)
Posted by: TB at November 17, 2016 11:02 PM (wNx6K)
There ain't no way in hell the electoral college is gonna play shenanigans with the damn vote .
C'mon now.
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2016 11:02 PM (qUNWi)
un.be.liev.a.ble.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 17, 2016 10:34 PM (WTSFk)
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Just another day in Paradise.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 17, 2016 11:02 PM (EZebt)
"Death In Yellowstone: Accidents And Foolhardiness In The First National Park"
http://tinyurl.com/he3v9tk
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:02 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: otho at November 17, 2016 11:02 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 17, 2016 11:01 PM (P8951)
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Indeed. His spawn will have to be reckoned with.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 11:03 PM (U77o1)
Posted by: otho at November 17, 2016 11:02 PM (lmIoG)
I second this. And it couldn't be made today. No poop or fart jokes.
Posted by: StrawMan at November 17, 2016 11:04 PM (lidp8)
"Death In Yellowstone: Accidents And Foolhardiness In The First National Park"
http://tinyurl.com/he3v9tk
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:02 PM (u8kLQ)
Origin of Species, the New Testament.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 11:04 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:05 PM (t8Fxm)
Posted by: cm9000 at November 17, 2016 11:05 PM (vYaiw)
Is the rumour true that that Clinton woman will never be president of the United States?
NOT complaining, mind you!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2016 11:05 PM (kP16F)
"Death In Yellowstone: Accidents And Foolhardiness In The First National Park"
http://tinyurl.com/he3v9tk
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:02 PM (u8kLQ)
Natural selection in action.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 11:05 PM (0mRoj)
Guess this thread is all washed up.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 17, 2016 11:05 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2016 11:05 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:05 PM (t8Fxm)
Have they counted the "dead" vote yet?
Posted by: StrawMan at November 17, 2016 11:05 PM (lidp8)
You fcuked up John, but evil folk always do, sooner or later.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:06 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:06 PM (u8kLQ)
'Ette's fave ball look:
[ ] Dr. Evil's head
[ ] non-spiny hedgehog
[ ] dental floss
Posted by: wth
[X] julienned
Posted by: Lana Wachowski at November 17, 2016 11:06 PM (a1ini)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 11:07 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:07 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:07 PM (t8Fxm)
Dammit!
Posted by: eleven
-------
Yeah, we're screwed. I think I'll get prepped to start rioting/burning/looting tomorrow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:07 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:05 PM (t8Fxm)
Have they counted the "dead" vote yet?
Posted by: StrawMan at November 17, 2016 11:05 PM (lidp
Sheeit. If they dropped out the dead, illegal immigrant and multiple votes, Trump would be up by at least 4 million.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 11:07 PM (0mRoj)
Guess this thread is all washed up.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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Front-loader, on a waist-high stand.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:09 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 17, 2016 11:10 PM (P8951)
I've been saying all along that nothing screams "Middle America" like an Islamic Negro.
It works for Indianapolis.
http://carson.house.gov/
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2016 11:10 PM (IqV8l)
https://twitter.com/Politics1com/status/799373716102803456
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 17, 2016 11:10 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2016 11:10 PM (6uMKl)
Fucking Nation of Pussies.
I was depressed and despondent. But I went to work. I didn't change a thing about my life. Because THE UNIVERSE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT OUR FEELINGS!!!
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 17, 2016 11:10 PM (BHMfA)
Posted by: Wave that Flag at November 17, 2016 11:10 PM (M3DRt)
We could go Gas vs. Electric.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qpDgSktoE8
Posted by: Willy J. at November 17, 2016 11:10 PM (5YWSF)
Didn't work on Ubuntu...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2016 11:10 PM (ZKlDy)
Guess this thread is all washed up.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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Front-loader, on a waist-high stand.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:09 PM (ysprU)
The washer talk died a natural death. Let it go.
Posted by: StrawMan at November 17, 2016 11:10 PM (lidp8)
"Expect the music to get more passionate, more anxiety-laden, and more despairing, because every religious movement needs its hymn-writers. Expect the movies to become over-the-top in their critiques of institutions, capitalism, and the government. Expect histrionics like never before, not seen even in the days of Ronald Reagan. Such dramatic displays will preserve the flame of gnosis in leftist hearts."
Well, I guess we can look forward to the entertainment factor.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 11:11 PM (Yg871)
I figured Obama would ask for a chill $300 million.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at November 17, 2016 11:11 PM (qC/Z5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:06 PM (u8kLQ)
I suppose I should feel sympathy, but in honesty, I tend to laugh. If you're that stupid ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 11:11 PM (SRKgf)
If the incessant whining is the price I have to pay for no Hill and Bill, that's fine.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 17, 2016 11:11 PM (UwMHj)
I'm debating stating this if Trump comes up
mot to normal BiL
"remember how fun it was rioting in 2012 after Romney lost? Good times,
fistbump:: "
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:11 PM (t8Fxm)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2016 11:11 PM (UsFoH)
https://twitter.com/Politics1com/status/799314374645190657
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 17, 2016 11:11 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2016 11:11 PM (ZKlDy)
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2016 11:11 PM (qUNWi)
I'd say $19 trillion.
And no, I won't take a check.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 11:12 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2016 11:13 PM (ZKlDy)
There ain't no way in hell the electoral college is gonna play shenanigans with the damn vote .
C'mon now.
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2016 11:02 PM
By "we" do you mean the GOPe?
Improbable? Yes. Impossible? No. As The Wolf said, "WLNSSEODY".
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2016 11:13 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2016 11:10 PM (6uMKl)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 17, 2016 11:13 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jim at November 17, 2016 11:14 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 17, 2016 11:14 PM (BHMfA)
I've also decided to listen to the year I graduated high school to see my opinion on those. I wonder if I'll like more.
Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 11:14 PM (bMG0w)
Be well and be aware we escaped a calamity w/ people intending harm to the Republic, like HRC.
Posted by: Farmer at November 17, 2016 11:15 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 17, 2016 11:15 PM (P8951)
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:15 PM (t8Fxm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 11:15 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: Infidel at November 17, 2016 11:16 PM (So9FI)
Posted by: Peter North at November 17, 2016 11:16 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 17, 2016 11:10 PM (P8951)
******
Apparently not until 11/22 (earliest) and possibly 12/19 (latest). I hate these people.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 11:16 PM (U77o1)
I hope the real, official full count is done before Inauguration Day so Trump can report that he won the popular vote as well during his speech.
I saw one Lib in twitter claim Hill won by 2%; luckily he was immediately corrected to the true (so far) 0.045% by another twitterer.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 17, 2016 11:16 PM (7cmcE)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 17, 2016 11:16 PM (J8/9G)
Hey there, do you think Gordon is a troll? I remember him being around a good while and never being assholey or anything.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 11:17 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 17, 2016 11:17 PM (KAi1n)
"Death In Yellowstone: Accidents And Foolhardiness In The First National Park"
http://tinyurl.com/he3v9tk
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:02 PM (u8kLQ)
I'm waiting for the news when Woody Harrelson goes to Yellowstone and reprises his role in 2012 in real life, pickles in hand.
Posted by: Thrawn at November 17, 2016 11:17 PM (cC/ZB)
Posted by: mullingthingsover at November 17, 2016 11:17 PM (6jt6G)
Posted by: mullingthingsover at November 17, 2016 11:18 PM (6jt6G)
You were born in 82? A mere youngster.
What a shame that you passed so soon. *Wipes tear from eye*
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 17, 2016 11:18 PM (P8951)
I was 16 in 1982 and still fondly remember most of the music from that year. But, "Jack And Diane" has been *so overplayed for so many years now,* I'm still sick of it. You can't turn on ANY rock station in SoCal, anytime anywhere, without hearing it within literally half an hour.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:18 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 11:18 PM (afWd1)
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:20 PM (t8Fxm)
The Yellowstone stuff is just one more proof why conservatives HAVE to start putting up fake liberal websites on politics, lifestyle, etc etc etc. We could literally destroy a lot of their population. For instance, we could have posted the following article:
"Want To REALLY Experience Nature? Take A Headfirst Plunge Into These Great National Park Hot Spring Treasures..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:20 PM (u8kLQ)
I saw one Lib in twitter claim Hill won by 2%; luckily he was immediately corrected to the true (so far) 0.045% by another twitterer.
Posted by: andycanuck
Was and will always be irrelevant.
Posted by: Weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 11:20 PM (Yg871)
So I was reading Stephen King's novel 11/22/63 (the one Hulu made a TV series on)...
In the book we learned Hillary Clinton not only became President in an alternative timeline, but was re-elected (oh and Maine became a province of Canada, because who the fuck knows why).
I kept thinking even in these fictional fantasies, it seemed that Hillary becoming President was only natural and the logical progression of history, and I bet other novelists probably had similar plot devices where she was President too, because they all assumed it was a given and would happen sooner or later.
Add to that mix all the Hollywood wet dreams where the plotline includes a female President who oddly enough, looked like Hillary. It was burned into our subconscious, like it was all inevitable.
Except...
HILLARY CLINTON WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, BECAUSE AMERICA, FUCK YEAH
That plus Trump, BIG-LY.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 17, 2016 11:20 PM (KLyOA)
That is all.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 11:21 PM (U77o1)
Posted by: texas zombie at November 17, 2016 10:31 PM (AShJK)
Indeed. Check out "The Ballad of Lenin's Tomb". Made him persona non grata with the Commies, it did.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 11:21 PM (bY0uH)
You fcuked up John, but evil folk always do, sooner or later.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
He didn't read the chicken bones accurately after the last Spirit Cooking and Blood Orgy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 11:21 PM (eFNea)
I have coffee cups older than you.
Get off my lawn.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2016 11:21 PM (42Mgr)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 17, 2016 11:17 PM (KAi1n)
That would be great, but how old is she? They're been talking about getting her on SCOTUS for forever now.
If there's someone with Brown's views who is a couple of decades younger that would be great. I want Trump's SCOTUS appointments to A. be conservative and B. be a thorn in the ass of leftists for a long time to come.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 17, 2016 11:21 PM (P8951)
Posted by: mullingthingsover at November 17, 2016 11:17 PM (6jt6G)
...so close...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:21 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Infidel at November 17, 2016 11:21 PM (So9FI)
"Hmmm...", said many Democrat operatives.
Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2016 11:22 PM (eeTCA)
Connect with the companies who sell and install the machines at your local laundrymat.
They'll sell you one without the coin mechanism. And in non-commercial use at the home, they'll last 20+ years, and even then, the only likely repairs will be something like a belt or spindle bushing.
A washer is a machine that simply doesn't need all the computerized friffery, auto-dispensing failure modes, and non-existent parts inventories in the repair industry.
It's like buying a digital crosscut handsaw.
And there are reasons that they don't make a digital crosscut handsaws. All of them good.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 17, 2016 11:23 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:23 PM (cJrMO)
"We REALLY think you could use a vacation, Mr. Weiner!! Check out these fantastic hot spring locales..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:23 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:24 PM (u8kLQ)
That is all.
Posted by: Flyboy
Their pot pies are the only thing I consider.
The restaurants used to have a potato cheese soup that was nuts. They should sell that stuff frozen.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 11:25 PM (Yg871)
The Archies - Sugar, Sugar
The 5th Dimension - Aquarius
The Temptations - I can't get next to you
The Rolling Stones - Honky Tonk Woman.
Meh. The Stones and The Temptations are ok. The Archies song is annoying. The 5th Dimension suck and that song is pure evil.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 11:25 PM (eFNea)
Posted by: Wave that Flag at November 17, 2016 10:44 PM (M3DRt)
Helps keep your back limber?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 11:25 PM (bY0uH)
I like Kryptonite. Seriously what a shitty list of top songs for 2000.
Well I also like Breathe but that's more about Faith Hill rolling around on a bed with nothing but a sheet covering her.
Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 11:26 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2016 11:26 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-irredeemably deplorable,sexist islamaphobe,racist redneck at November 17, 2016 11:26 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: mullingthingsover at November 17, 2016 11:26 PM (6jt6G)
At least you're buying them all at the same time before the prices and sales taxes go up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 17, 2016 11:26 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:26 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:26 PM (ysprU)
Harder to swing his vote when he's got nothing to live for except to torment and torture leftists. You know, like the Punisher, except with a robe and gavel.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 17, 2016 11:26 PM (KLyOA)
Posted by: mullingthingsover at November 17, 2016 11:26 PM (6jt6G)
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:26 PM (t8Fxm)
Posted by: mullingthingsover at November 17, 2016 11:26 PM (6jt6G)
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2016 11:27 PM (qUNWi)
yup[/]
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:27 PM (t8Fxm)
Posted by: keena at November 17, 2016 11:27 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Warren Spahn at November 17, 2016 11:28 PM (DMUuz)
The restaurants used to have a potato cheese soup that was nuts. They should sell that stuff frozen.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 11:25 PM (Yg871)
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Thank you, just like their stuff. Pedantary noted.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 11:28 PM (U77o1)
299 Trump's 1st Supreme Court nomination HAS to be D.C. Circuit Court of
Appeals and former Cal. Supreme Court Justice Janice Rogers Brown.
It'll be a waste and a tragedy if not.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 17, 2016 11:17 PM (KAi1n)
That would be great, but how old is she? They're been talking about getting her on SCOTUS for forever now.
If there's someone with Brown's views who is a couple of decades
younger that would be great. I want Trump's SCOTUS appointments to A.
be conservative and B. be a thorn in the ass of leftists for a long
time to come.
Posted by: DonnaV
Yes, she was born in 1949, so she's 67, but as a conservative, non-squish on property rights, black woman, she's perfect to send the progs into conniption fits. Plus, 67 isn't that old for a justice.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 17, 2016 11:28 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:28 PM (t8Fxm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:28 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:26 PM (ysprU)
67? Thats over 2 decades before I was born...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:28 PM (cJrMO)
[a]hmmm[/a]
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:29 PM (t8Fxm)
Hey there, do you think Gordon is a troll? I remember him being around a good while and never being assholey or anything.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 17, 2016 11:17 PM (afWd1)
Not a clue who that is.
Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 11:29 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:26 P
No shit. Although, Vic outdoes us all.
Posted by: Infidel at November 17, 2016 11:29 PM (So9FI)
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:29 PM (t8Fxm)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 17, 2016 11:28 PM (KAi1n)
Trump should be looking for people in their 40's. Seriously. 30+ years on the bench.
67? She could croak at any time. No offense to people who are 67, but I mean -- my state has a mandatory maximum age of 65 for judges for a reason.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:30 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:30 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:29 PM (t8Fxm)
Nope, it's u, b, s, i. No a.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:30 PM (cJrMO)
That is Warlock level trolling on a mass scale.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 11:30 PM (BKTpn)
And none of them will be cheap. But, all of them will far outlast the consumer-grade, candy-apple painted ones that they sell under mood-lighting in the big box stores.
Plus you don't have to go to night school to learn how to program the damn thing.
Some of those newer machines are the very definition of Unneeded Complexity.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 17, 2016 11:30 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:30 PM (u8kLQ)
That reminds me of my Grandma who lives (Grandpa died a couple of years ago at age 97) in a retirement community. She is now 97. She talks about those loud "kids" that live around her. Those kids are in there 60s, 70s, and 80s. Age is relative.
:-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 11:31 PM (eFNea)
There was another good article a while back, I forget where, about how secular leftists made politics their substitute religion. But politics exists only in *this* world, the eschaton must consist of the transformation of this world. That's why when things don't go their way, the freak out and feel such despair. Their entire hope and meaning of life is bound up in the fleeting, uncertain things of this world.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2016 11:31 PM (a1ini)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:31 PM (u8kLQ)
Fucking PC bullshit goes back more than a few years.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at November 17, 2016 11:31 PM (fsB6T)
Posted by: Infidel at November 17, 2016 11:31 PM (So9FI)
Posted by: Infidel at November 17, 2016 11:31 PM (So9FI)
Mystic Pizza is the best frozen dinner / frozen pizza on the planet in my estimation.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:32 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:33 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 11:33 PM (eFNea)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
----------------
*?!*
Well, you missed a lot. And it wasn't all pleasant.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:33 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 11:33 PM (eFNea)
when I was growing up, our internet was DIAL UP. DIAL UP, I tell you!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:33 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 17, 2016 11:00 PM (0mRoj)
Well done.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 11:33 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:33 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:32 PM (cJrMO)
======
Never tried. Must do this.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 11:34 PM (U77o1)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Yeah, but thawing out Julia Roberts is a real bitch.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:34 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:33 PM (ysprU)
::shrug::
I was born right around the time Reagan was leaving office and HW was coming in, for a reference point.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:34 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Big deal. I had to wade through waist-deep snow to the outhouse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:35 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 11:35 PM (eFNea)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2016 11:35 PM (a1ini)
Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 11:34 PM (U77o1)
Costco carries them nationally. Not sure who else does. Regional grocery stores in New England mostly carry 'em.
Now that I think about it -- Walmart might also carry nationally.
Well worth the money.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:35 PM (cJrMO)
Something that big could light a post-tall match.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2016 11:35 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: eleven at November 17, 2016 11:36 PM (qUNWi)
This makes me happy, because for once I'm not the youngest moron on the ont.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at November 17, 2016 11:36 PM (fsB6T)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:33 PM (u8kLQ)
Just the S.
I wonder if I'm dancing on the edge of the barrel with this.
Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 11:36 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:34 PM (u8kLQ)
yes, that's true. They did make a movie named after the original mystic pizza restaurant wayyyy back in the day.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:36 PM (cJrMO)
[strikeout]----------[/strikeout]
Posted by: qdpsteve
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One more time, and the inning is over.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:36 PM (ysprU)
Of course I like to add a shit ton of extra toppings on it plus moar cheze and hawt sauws.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 11:37 PM (Yg871)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at November 17, 2016 11:36 PM (fsB6T)
i think I'm usually the youngest at the 'hq, but I enjoy it. Because in the meatspace, I'm usually the oldest.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:37 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
I had just joined the USAF in '88. I had hair, 1 chin, and was about 150lbs. I've,,,,uh,,,,,changed a bit.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 11:37 PM (eFNea)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-irredeemably deplorable,sexist islamaphobe,racist redneck at November 17, 2016 11:37 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:37 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2016 11:35 PM (a1ini)
Please clap.
And here's a pocket turtle.
Posted by: Mr. Guac (totally not Jeb!) at November 17, 2016 11:38 PM (cC/ZB)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 17, 2016 11:38 PM (BHMfA)
I had just joined the USAF in '88. I had hair, 1 chin, and was about 150lbs. I've,,,,uh,,,,,changed a bit.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 11:37 PM (eFNea)
USAF? They must have still been running single prop planes back then, right?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:38 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: gNewt.. at November 17, 2016 11:38 PM (HIDKl)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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K&E sliderule was the berries. All I ever had was a Pickett. :-(
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:39 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 17, 2016 11:39 PM (v3DL/)
Or maybe it's actually toxoplasma gondii.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 17, 2016 11:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at November 17, 2016 11:39 PM (qC/Z5)
Puddleglum, whenever "Sugar Sugar" comes on the radio, I like to say to whomever's around "hey, they're singing about my diet!!" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Could have been Yummy, Yummy, Yummy I got love in my tummy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2016 11:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at November 17, 2016 11:36 PM (fsB6T)
i think I'm usually the youngest at the 'hq, but I enjoy it. Because in the meatspace, I'm usually the oldest.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:37 PM (cJrMO)
At least you don't make a big deal about it. There was FlapjackMaka that was always talking about being so young. And the one guy from Florida that wouldn't shut up about it, and he went full troll over illegal immigration, and the extent of most of his posts was just going "+1"
Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 11:39 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: gNewt.. at November 17, 2016 11:38 PM (HIDKl)
Do you even html, brah?
each command has to be in its own brackets. same as html, just use [ instead of <. (the alligator)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:39 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 17, 2016 11:38 PM (BHMfA)
======
I watched MSNBC from 3-5 a.m. Lol.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 11:39 PM (U77o1)
Maybe true, since Hobo Jerky unassed this place. I heard that he was given the nic Cougar Bait at one of the NoVa meet ups.
And I find that exceptionally offensive, seeing as how I actually married a Cougar.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at November 17, 2016 11:40 PM (fsB6T)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:33 PM
Man, you're in the zone tonight!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2016 11:40 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:40 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 11:39 PM (bMG0w)
I only make a big deal out of it to bust balls. Because sadly I, too, (if I'm lucky) shall one day be an old guy having to deal with young whipper snappers busting MY balls. So I want to enjoy it while I can.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:40 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:41 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:41 PM (ysprU)
I'm not saying there wasn't money for training and stuff, but often, we ran out of rubber bands to use to wind up the propellers.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 17, 2016 11:41 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:42 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2016 11:42 PM (/cksx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:42 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:42 PM (u8kLQ)
Dude. Cochran isn't that bad.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at November 17, 2016 11:42 PM (fsB6T)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:40 PM (cJrMO)
Well yeah, there's making a joke about it, and then there's making it the extent of your personality here.
Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 11:42 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 11:42 PM (bMG0w)
fair enough
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:43 PM (cJrMO)
Dude. Cochran isn't that bad.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at November 17, 2016 11:42 PM (fsB6T)
He puts carrots in his chili.
Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 11:43 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-irredeemably deplorable,sexist islamaphobe,racist redneck at November 17, 2016 11:44 PM (JNDQi)
So now, we can *really* emphasize a short point.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:44 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:26 PM (ysprU)
67? Thats over 2 decades before I was born...
I see what you mean....
Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2016 11:44 PM (CTvSA)
Posted by: Lana Wachowski at November 17, 2016 11:44 PM (a1ini)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-irredeemably deplorable,sexist islamaphobe,racist redneck at November 17, 2016 11:44 PM (JNDQi)
I am sure you are like a fine wine.
Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 11:45 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 17, 2016 11:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-irredeemably deplorable,sexist islamaphobe,racist redneck at November 17, 2016 11:45 PM (JNDQi)
I watched MSNBC from 3-5 a.m. Lol.
Posted by: Flyboy
They could sell that two hour video on DVD.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2016 11:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 11:37 PM
Don't worry, the planes have too. They don't have two wings anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2016 11:45 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at November 17, 2016 11:45 PM (fsB6T)
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:46 PM (t8Fxm)
But, Vic? He's so old, he shits petrified wood.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 17, 2016 11:46 PM (v5iqM)
*furiously translates into DC Insider Pedo code*
Posted by: John Pedœsta at November 17, 2016 11:46 PM (/cksx)
Back in '76, the change machine in the basement of the BOQ at Robinson Barracks, Stuttgart was willing to give change for Hershey bar wrappers.
Friend of mine with a quarter would buy a Hershey bar (that's what they cost then; we also wore onions on our belts, which was the style at the time), feed the wrapper into the change machine, and end up with a dollar.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 17, 2016 11:46 PM (Oi5b2)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 17, 2016 11:47 PM (BHMfA)
http://mindfulwebworks.com/art-of/ace-of-spades-blog-commenters-survival-guide#enhancements
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2016 11:47 PM (a1ini)
Fair point.
Posted by: DC
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Sprinkles-flavored Vodka.
Just thought I'd mention that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:48 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: Halfwise at November 17, 2016 11:48 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:48 PM (t8Fxm)
Posted by: buzzion
The funny part is that he's color-blind and they're parsnips.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 11:48 PM (Yg871)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2016 11:49 PM (kP16F)
I've heard stories of conservatives who were just so convinced Hillary would win election night, they didn't watch, listen or log into any media at all. They just sat the night out with a good book or an album or something.
Then they came to work the next day, and wondered why all the libs in the office were vomiting into the drain grate on the water cooler.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:49 PM (u8kLQ)
Go commercial grade on appliances when possible.
Ever noticed that since manufactured obsolescence became the norm no company makes a commercial like those ol Maytag ones?
Nobody makes shit to last anymore, poor margins......but some companies make shit for hard use and that translates into extended longevity under "normal" conditions.
Commercial vacuums are a good example.......buy the type a hotel maid uses, (they're generally repairable and very, very durable by design)......as opposed to a High grade home model in my experience.
(Gimme fuel there y'all)
Anyway, hope all's well with everyone.
Thanks WD for the excellent ONT. The Troll Master was tacotacular.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 17, 2016 11:49 PM (rao1F)
Posted by: Infidel at November 17, 2016 11:49 PM (So9FI)
As Ms. Webster said to her husband Daniel, just what does THAT mean?
Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2016 11:49 PM (CTvSA)
Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 11:39 PM (U77o1)
That was damn good, but the meltdown of the Young Turks (you can watch it on YouTube) was truly epic.
I watched the PBS coverage last night and that was also fun. David Brooks and some GOPe type whining that "This is not MY Republican Party!!!!" Lots o' good laffs there.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 17, 2016 11:50 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 17, 2016 11:30 PM (cJrMO)
Trying to get a handle on that su.
Posted by: gNewt.. at November 17, 2016 11:50 PM (HIDKl)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....deplorable American at November 17, 2016 10:27 PM (S6Pax)
You are mistaking "Don't care" as "don't get."
Posted by: The Cat at November 17, 2016 11:50 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-irredeemably deplorable,sexist islamaphobe,racist redneck at November 17, 2016 11:44 PM
Bah. A woman is only as old as the men she feels.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2016 11:50 PM (DMUuz)
For bold, brackets with a b and slash-b, around the words.
For italics, brackets with an i and slash-i, around the words.
For underline, brackets with a u and slash-u, around the words.
For strikeout, brackets with an s and slash-s, around the words.
Here are brackets: [ ]
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:51 PM (u8kLQ)
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This one:
http://tinyurl.com/hvp2943
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:51 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:52 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at November 17, 2016 11:52 PM (BHMfA)
Posted by: origional Jake
japan still has 'em. Almost on every street corner.
One of the best restaurants i've been to had beer machines in the restaurant. Ultimate cheapskate/efficiency. Don't have to bother the waitstaff for another one.
I've always wanted to replicate that joint in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 11:52 PM (Yg871)
I couldn't bear to turn on the TV when I came home. I hung out here and hit F5 like 10 million times until someone said, "Donna, turn on the TV." So I watched CNN. Oh, what a happy night it was.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 17, 2016 11:52 PM (P8951)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:52 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:53 PM (t8Fxm)
If the machine were to pay out the actual fair market value for an empty container, instead of the grossly-inflated deposit sum, he wouldn't have done it, would he?
On the whole, though, i support container recycling deposits, because they help reduce litter, which is an actual problem, while gerbil worming is not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 11:53 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai) trying not to die at November 17, 2016 11:53 PM (JNDQi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:54 PM (u8kLQ)
Heh, I bought a used Maytag washer and dryer in the 90's for $250 in bail money. Still work great today.
Posted by: Infidel at November 17, 2016 11:54 PM (So9FI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:54 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:55 PM (u8kLQ)
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Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:54 PM (u8kLQ)
Colors are disabled.
Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 11:55 PM (bMG0w)
A friend of mine in the USMC said they had beer machines you put change in to get a can of beer on Okinawa in the 1980's
Did some contract work for the NSA back in the '90s. It involved a trip to HQ to install the thingie. They had a beer vending machine in their cafeteria.
'Course, that was beat by Siemens in Augsburg, who had beer on tap in theirs.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 17, 2016 11:55 PM (Oi5b2)
Oh, I've italics, bold, underscore, and strike down pat, but I've got no omacron privilege for my nic...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 17, 2016 11:56 PM (kP16F)
*mic drop*
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at November 17, 2016 11:56 PM (qC/Z5)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 17, 2016 11:56 PM (Wv8ra)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 11:56 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Actually, he did not claim to put carrots in his chili. It was Weird Dave who posted a picture of his chili that he sent in. And yes, the chunks in that chili were in fact orange. That was the beginning of the "carrots in chili" mania around here.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2016 11:56 PM (a1ini)
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:48 PM
U.S. Naval bases had them in the early-mid Seventies. 25 cents, about the same as a gallon of gas.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 17, 2016 11:56 PM (DMUuz)
Balls - to shave, or not to shave? Is this something where a trim would suffice, or is it an all-or-nothing thing? And technique - exactly what is the correct approach? Would a clothespin help? It looks like one would need more than two hands.
Are there any ball-shaving historians here? When did this become fashionable, and is it true that the gays are the cutting edge, and heteros follow?
You must forgive my balls-out curiosity, as I've been off the market for some time.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 11:57 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 11:57 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai) trying not to die at November 17, 2016 11:57 PM (JNDQi)
That reminds me of my Grandma who lives (Grandpa died a couple of years ago at age 97) in a retirement community. She is now 97. She talks about those loud "kids" that live around her. Those kids are in there 60s, 70s, and 80s. Age is relative.
:-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 11:31 PM (eFNea)
Yeah... but to my 88 year old Mom? I'll always be 14... or at least that's the way she treats me...
I'm 57...
Posted by: MSM at November 17, 2016 11:57 PM (qf6WZ)
1. Keith Blackwell
2. Charles Canady
3. Steven Colloton
4. Allison Eid
5. Neil Gorsuch
6. Raymond Gruender
7. Thomas Hardiman
8. Raymond Kethledge
9. Joan Larsen
10. Mike Lee
11. Thomas Lee
12. Edward Mansfield
13. Federico Moreno
14. William Pryor
15. Margaret A. Ryan
16. Amul Thapar
17. Timothy Tymkovich
18. David Stras
19. Diane Sykes
20. Don Willett
21. Robert Young
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 17, 2016 11:58 PM (DW+jj)
Was convinced FAB would win, so left the TV off and went to bed. Woke to wonderful news!
Beer machines in Japan, ftw! Was at Misawa AB in the 80s-- could get a liter of Suntory Draft for (iirc...) 500yen. Good times!
Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 17, 2016 11:58 PM (044Fx)
Imagine her on election night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejjP59fQD8k
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 17, 2016 11:59 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at November 17, 2016 11:59 PM (Wv8ra)
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 12:00 AM (qUNWi)
I would amend that to buy everything commercial grade. Computers, furniture, building materials, etc.
It's worth the extra money.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2016 12:00 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 18, 2016 12:00 AM (kP16F)
You must forgive my balls-out curiosity, as I've been off the market for some time.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 11:57 PM (tHwdc)
They sell special mesh underpants, along with a tube of moths. You don the underpants, insert the tube in a special port provided, and allow them to graze on the pubes. Users report it tickles a little.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2016 12:00 AM (bY0uH)
Then it will look like the commenter immediately following you messed up their formatting, and he will get the blame.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear [*i*][*i*][*i*] at November 18, 2016 12:00 AM (a1ini)
I have one of those in my garage. Of course, it's a 1965 Coke machine, but beers are only a nickel. Cokes too. If I let you into my garage, I'm willing to subsidize your beer (and there's a shitload of nickels in a cup on top of the machine).
For all of you trying all of the HTML commands, in the comments you only get u i s and b in uB format. I get all of them when writing the post. I've actually learned basic HTML coding pretty well from writing these things, and I now know it well enough to understand what I have to look up.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 18, 2016 12:00 AM (CTvSA)
They are some nasty fuckers, those guys.
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 12:01 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 11:37 PM (Yg871)
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Oooh, I like those things too, which is odd since I'm a thin-cruster.
The French bread is different from thick-crust pizza though since it's hard and crispy.
Dang. I could use one right now.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 18, 2016 12:01 AM (Nox3c)
I've also decided to listen to the year I graduated high school to see my opinion on those. I wonder if I'll like more.
Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 11:14 PM
82 was a pretty good year, all things considered. "Should I Stay or Should I go" by the Clash, "Electric Ave" by Eddy Grant, "Love My Way" by the Furs, "I Want Candy" by Bow Wow Wow... stuff like that came out then when pop music was still transitioning from the 70's, before it went totally synth bop. 82 wasn't perfect, but as far as radio hits, go, it was pretty good... compared to what came later, anyway. I guess a lot of the good stuff didn't much of a look in from AM radio, though. Dunno.
Posted by: otho at November 18, 2016 12:01 AM (lmIoG)
What's an omacron?
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 12:02 AM (qUNWi)
U.S. Naval bases had them in the early-mid Seventies. 25 cents, about the same as a gallon of gas.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
There was one in a barracks in which I stayed at the Long Beach, CA base in 1971. It had soda and beer. The soda was 25 cents and beer was 50 cents.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2016 12:03 AM (IqV8l)
And they've been dating since 2011? C'mon Justin, do the right thing.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 18, 2016 12:03 AM (n3MnG)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai) trying not to die at November 18, 2016 12:03 AM (JNDQi)
I wasn't worried about dashed hopes. My "prediction" was unchanged since a few months before - either modest Trump landslide, or very narrow win for Her Heinous. 50/50.
Texts from east coast friend gave me first inklings (this was 8:30ish left coast time). When T-Rump had lead in PA, and most votes counted, I focused on one thing only - which counties were outstanding.
Once it was clear almost all precincts outstanding were outside Phila. or Pbgh., and T-Rump's margin was several 10s of 1,000s - I allowed myself to believe he had probably won.
Then switched on TV "news" for one of the first times in nearly a decade. Fox - wow almost everyone on stage was fairly stupid, so switched to CNN, where I was very amused by John King chomping at the bit to do what he had obviously been ordered not to do - call it for the scalp weasel. He kept going over remaining possible votes in PA MI WI and each time with more vehemence stating he didn't see how T-Rump's lead could be reversed.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 12:04 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 18, 2016 12:04 AM (J9FkY)
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 12:02 AM (qUNWi)
Kind of like Gamera, but with very skinny legs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2016 12:04 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2016 12:05 AM (Yg871)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 18, 2016 12:05 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 12:06 AM (qUNWi)
The MSM has no way to be introspective. They'll need to be hit with a Clue-by-4.
Regular people are committed to being scared by MSM boogeymen. Articles like Scott Anderson's create so much dissonance they get rejected.
Long war, folks, barely started.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 18, 2016 12:06 AM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2016 12:07 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 12:02 AM (qUNWi)
++++
I think he means Omicron.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omicron
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 18, 2016 12:07 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 11:57 PM (tHwdc)
that comment made me want to cross my legs.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2016 12:08 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 18, 2016 12:08 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2016 12:09 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2016 12:09 AM (ysprU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2016 12:07 AM (bY0uH)
Cenk Unghar or however he spells his name. It's his youtube channel. He had a show on msnbc briefly. Kind of a dickbag. Huge liberal.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2016 12:09 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 18, 2016 12:09 AM (kP16F)
*Chuckles* That wasn't his chili. The "Cochran puts carrots in his chili" meme started a day or so before to his considerable consternation and repeated denial. I was just yanking his chain. I got the pic from a GIS of "chili with carrots".
Posted by: Weirddave at November 18, 2016 12:09 AM (CTvSA)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 18, 2016 12:09 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Infidel at November 18, 2016 12:10 AM (So9FI)
About twice a month, we worked at Glenview Naval Air Station, Illinois. We all saved up quarters for beers from the machine when we were there.
This was 1982-85.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 18, 2016 12:10 AM (U77o1)
fashionable, and is it true that the gays are the cutting edge, and
heteros follow?
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Pretty much. The gays started it, going for the hairless look, and it bled out in the larger group.
I've heard of ball and junk waxing. The thought makes me cross my legs.
The skin is so loose, I don't know how shaving or waxing is done. I'd imagine you'd have to pull it taught somehow. They are probably professional ball waxers out there who know all the tricks.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2016 12:11 AM (DW+jj)
Particularly nasty twat douchebag.
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 12:11 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2016 12:07 AM (bY0uH)
Cenk Unghar or however he spells his name. It's his youtube channel. He had a show on msnbc briefly. Kind of a dickbag. Huge liberal.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2016 12:09 AM (cJrMO)
Wasn't his show also on Al Gore's network?
Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2016 12:11 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 18, 2016 12:11 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2016 12:09 AM (cJrMO)
Oh you mean actual Turk? I sort of thought it was a metaphor for some youthful group of Hillbots.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2016 12:11 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 18, 2016 12:11 AM (kP16F)
All I know is, never attempt to shave your balls with a scythe while drunk. I won't make that mistake again.
Posted by: Lana Wachowski at November 18, 2016 12:12 AM (a1ini)
Posted by: Anοn Y. Mοus at November 18, 2016 12:12 AM (R+30W)
Del,
Since it was the 90's, what was the color? We had the putrid avocado green from the early 80's for 25yrs. When it died, the replacement part was only slightly less than a commercial grade modern one. I know it won't last, but I'll be happy with 10yrs with the "new" one.
At least it isn't "interconnected" like some appliances. Talk about Orwellian....."You've consume 17 beers, .5gallons of Gatorade...etc..."
Datamine much......
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 18, 2016 12:12 AM (rao1F)
Or his university grades,taxes, people he was close to...
Posted by: Willy J. at November 18, 2016 12:12 AM (5YWSF)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 18, 2016 12:12 AM (n3MnG)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai) trying not to die at November 18, 2016 12:12 AM (JNDQi)
Then they got all world burn down.
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 12:13 AM (qUNWi)
The Armenian chick is frightening and depressing in a way I have found so many idiots to be in the last week. (they're probably this way all the time, I've just been shielded from seeing them til now)
These people are just as insane, and despicable or dangerous and anathema to civilization, as any kooky recluse in an Idaho cabin, or any of the remaining 38 members of the KKK.
Talk about "normalizing" vile pernicious mindsets and hate. These people are fanatical racists and totalitarians. And they are treated as more acceptable than the Klan? Why?
This election will be no more than a small speed bump or reprieve unless Trump and others deliver on almost everything.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 12:13 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: AnΟn Y. MΟus at November 18, 2016 12:13 AM (R+30W)
Ball-grazing moths, eh?
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that comment made me want to cross my legs.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2016 12:08 AM (cJrMO)
So, not a fan? Or do you mean that no accoutrements are required?
I could have said hemostat, but thought...no.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 12:13 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 18, 2016 12:14 AM (ZLQuU)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 18, 2016 12:12 AM (n3MnG)
Well, you could mix Nair into pudding, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2016 12:14 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 18, 2016 12:15 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2016 12:09 AM (cJrMO)
Oh you mean actual Turk? I sort of thought it was a metaphor for some youthful group of Hillbots.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2016 12:11 AM (bY0uH)
Yes and Yes.
Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2016 12:15 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2016 12:11 AM (DW+jj)
and you think your job sucks!!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2016 12:16 AM (cJrMO)
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Whatever happened to watermelon fucking? It used to be an American tradition.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 18, 2016 12:16 AM (ZLQuU)
I dunno, the GF could tell you more.
That's all I have to say about that.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 18, 2016 12:16 AM (U77o1)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 18, 2016 12:16 AM (n3MnG)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 12:16 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 18, 2016 12:17 AM (AJeMv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2016 12:17 AM (Yg871)
http://tinyurl.com/qhd6muw
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2016 12:17 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Weirddave
Ugh, taken in by Weird Dave. "Troll level ..."
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 18, 2016 12:17 AM (a1ini)
I could have said hemostat, but thought...no.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 12:13 AM (tHwdc)
I rarely even shave my face, much less any other part of my body.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2016 12:18 AM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Anōn Y. Mōus at November 18, 2016 12:19 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai) trying not to die at November 18, 2016 12:19 AM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Lana Wachowski at November 18, 2016 12:12 AM (a1ini)
Still a better decision than any made on any Wachowski film since The Matrix.
Posted by: Bete Celebrating at November 18, 2016 12:19 AM (Ojki1)
From 100 feet out in the parking lot, you can hear the screams and howls of pain... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2016 12:20 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 18, 2016 12:20 AM (AJeMv)
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 12:20 AM (qUNWi)
from what I hear from the gf and her friends, laser hair removal is the way to go.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 18, 2016 12:21 AM (cJrMO)
European Wax Centers: "We have a ball doing your balls!"
European Wax Centers: "Pay to wax one ball and the second is free!!"
European Wax Centers: "Feminizing And Pussyizing America's Men Since 1989"
:-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2016 12:22 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 18, 2016 12:22 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2016 12:22 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Willy J. at November 18, 2016 12:23 AM (5YWSF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2016 12:23 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Halfwise at November 18, 2016 12:23 AM (rB/gm)
Use the following to replace your 'o'
& # x14d
But, remove spaces.
You might run into a ampersand problem. It is a javascript thing, which I believe is browser specific. If you are using Firefox or one of its variants, you have to block javascript here so that you can use the &.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mus at November 18, 2016 12:23 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 18, 2016 12:24 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai) trying not to die at November 18, 2016 12:24 AM (JNDQi)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 18, 2016 12:25 AM (R+30W)
I've heard of ball and junk waxing. The thought makes me cross my legs.
The skin is so loose, I don't know how shaving or waxing is done. I'd
imagine you'd have to pull it taught somehow. They are probably
professional ball waxers out there who know all the tricks.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2016 12:11 AM (DW+jj)
"Bled out" is an unfortunate terminology, but yeah, that's what I suspected.
Why is our children torturing their privates? Isn't life painful enough?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 12:25 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2016 12:26 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Zettai Ryōiki at November 18, 2016 12:26 AM (kP16F)
They sell special mesh underpants, along with a tube of moths. You don the underpants, insert the tube in a special port provided, and allow them to graze on the pubes. Users report it tickles a little.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2016 12:00 AM (bY0uH)
We've replaced Bill's tube o' testicle moths with a tub o' honey badgers. Let's see if he notices the difference!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 18, 2016 12:26 AM (v5iqM)
And that just looks funny to me--my friend. This wild bush on top, with a sharp discontinuity to bare.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2016 12:27 AM (DW+jj)
Let me offer my sincerest wishes for a speedy and complete recovery. That must have been terrifying.
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee. TRUMP2016, BECAUSE WE WON, THAT'S WHY at November 18, 2016 12:28 AM (Csg9l)
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Is that what mothballs are?
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai) trying not to die at November 18, 2016 12:28 AM (JNDQi)
https://youtu.be/ZdwyZliwXkU
Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2016 12:28 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: publius
You must read the Amazon reviews for Veet hair removal. There's one that starts Do Not Put on Knob and Bollocks. I laughed until I hurt.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 18, 2016 12:29 AM (rB/gm)
(I never thought of disabling javascript in Firefox before.)
Posted by: Zettai Ryōiki at November 18, 2016 12:29 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Willy J. at November 18, 2016 12:32 AM (5YWSF)
Posted by: Halfwise at November 18, 2016 12:32 AM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 18, 2016 12:16 AM (n3MnG)
This could be a genetic advantage. But only if you're propagating bigly.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 12:33 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 18, 2016 12:34 AM (a1ini)
Madonna was 27 years old and she was hot. I was 37 and slim and in great shape. Now I'm 68, fat, and the arch on my right foot tore loose 3 weeks ago. However, Hillary Clinton will never be president - so life is pretty damn good.
Posted by: An Observation at November 18, 2016 12:35 AM (w0oFI)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai) trying not to die at November 18, 2016 12:28 AM (JNDQi)
Linda, I laughed so loud I scared my pussy!
The cat, that is.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 12:35 AM (tHwdc)
A friend of mine in the USMC said they had beer machines you put change in to get a can of beer on Okinawa in the 1980's
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:48 PM (t8Fxm)
Verdict true! Still could not drink in the barracks however! I spent 3 months extra as a Lance Corporal for that hard knowledge.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 18, 2016 12:35 AM (uWAzI)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 18, 2016 12:36 AM (a1ini)
Posted by: torabora at November 18, 2016 12:37 AM (Rxp+e)
Posted by: Wave that Flag at November 18, 2016 12:37 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 18, 2016 12:37 AM (a1ini)
Posted by: Zettai Ryōiki at November 18, 2016 12:38 AM (kP16F)
The prognosis is good, I'll just be on a medicine regiment for a while because of the stent. I also have 12 weeks of rehab to look forward to after Thanksgiving...which my husband cancelled because he doesn't want me to get stressed about cooking. Now, I'm getting stressed about not cooking...it's my thing....
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai) trying not to die at November 18, 2016 12:38 AM (JNDQi)
mine watches sometimes, bush is making a comeback.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2016 12:27 AM (DW+jj)
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Holy crap, publius, you scared the shit out of me. I'm like whaaa? I thought Trump beat that prick.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 12:38 AM (tHwdc)
And they've been dating since 2011? C'mon Justin, do the right thing.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 18, 2016 12:03 AM (n3MnG)
So what happened? What'd I miss? Are they no longer an item?
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 18, 2016 12:38 AM (Jcg9Q)
Should have been clearer. This is a link to some reviews of the use of a chemical depilatory cream on the nut sack, meat and two veg, etc. Do not use Veet or Nair on your balls, gents. But do read the reviews as they are funny as hell.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 18, 2016 12:39 AM (rB/gm)
BTW, I looked up the twitter account of that pro-Hillary scrunt in the video I mentioned earlier. She's now calling herself Tara RODHAM Dublin and having an extended nervous breakdown on Twitter, harassing electors, ranting about imaginary hate crimes, jeez what a complete nutbag.
Did you know that President Trump is gonna give cigarettes to kids?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 18, 2016 12:39 AM (P8951)
I wash everything I post through the Unicode to HTML converter here https://www.charset.org/html-special-characters which turns special characters into their HTML utf-8 equivalents. Omicron - ō
(Lets see if that worked. It would have if I was making a post)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 18, 2016 12:39 AM (CTvSA)
Posted by: torabora at November 18, 2016 12:40 AM (Rxp+e)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 18, 2016 12:38 AM (Jcg9Q)
No, she's mad that Verlander didn't win the Cy Young. she tweeted out something like "It turned out I'm not the only one fucking Justin."
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 18, 2016 12:41 AM (P8951)
(I never thought of disabling javascript in Firefox before.)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 18, 2016 12:29 AM (kP16F)
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Yeah, the joint looks a little prettier with javascript enabled. I don't know why they are stomping our good friend the ampersand, though.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 18, 2016 12:42 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 18, 2016 12:42 AM (R5HRU)
The cat, that is.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 12:35 AM (tHwdc)
There's lots of scared pussies in the country these days. Most are not as cute as your cat
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 18, 2016 12:42 AM (P8951)
Posted by: torabora at November 18, 2016 12:43 AM (Rxp+e)
Posted by: Halfwise at November 18, 2016 12:39 AM (rB/gm)
The Israelis invented some kind of device that rips the hair out, I wouldn't think that would be a good idea, either.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 12:43 AM (tHwdc)
One of them said he ran in the kitchen to the freezer, got a tub of ice cream out, and dipped his balls and junk in that. That gave temporary relief.
And then the woman who bought for her husband, wanting him to have the smooth look. She gave it to and went out. When she got back, she found him fucking a frozen chicken.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2016 12:44 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 18, 2016 12:44 AM (MZcWR)
Posted by: Country Boy
* * * * *
Word on the street is Justin finally got his fill of that alien midsection Upton sports around town.
http://tinyurl.com/zuw3cws
Posted by: Smitty27 at November 18, 2016 12:44 AM (g9d8D)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai) trying not to die at November 18, 2016 12:38 AM (JNDQi)
The perfect opportunity to use one of those "we deliver Thanksgiving dinner" services.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 12:46 AM (tHwdc)
2. 2021/2022 should be great for music
3. there was no such band as new edition and no such song as cool it now.
Posted by: Yankeefifth at November 18, 2016 12:46 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: torabora at November 18, 2016 12:46 AM (Rxp+e)
Posted by: navybrat at November 18, 2016 12:46 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: torabora at November 18, 2016 12:47 AM (Rxp+e)
Posted by: torabora at November 18, 2016 12:48 AM (Rxp+e)
Last site I found so funny was the facebook guy James Friedman, who "corrected " pictures to make them look worse!
Posted by: keena at November 18, 2016 12:48 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: DonnaV(deplorably brandishing
ampersandsand so there at November 18, 2016 12:42 AM
(P8951)
Oh my God, trying to talk down one of my liberal friends who is utterly convinced that Trumphitler and Steve Bannon are going to send all the Muslims to internment camps. She posted a clip from MeAgain and sarcastically informed me that it was from my beloved Fox fair-and-balanced. You know, the all-right-wing-haters-watch-Fox meme.
I think she was disoriented when I told her I despise Fox and especially MeAgain, but she might find it fun to watch her since she has a deep hatred of Trump.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 12:49 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Yankeefifth at November 18, 2016 12:50 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Halfwise
Nothing will ever top the Hutzler Banana Slicer
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2016 12:52 AM (Yg871)
Yer killing me here! owowow.
The cat ran under the bed.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 12:53 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 18, 2016 12:41 AM (P8951)
LOL she actually said that?
Good Lord.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 18, 2016 12:53 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: StΣvΣ and Cöld BΣar at November 18, 2016 12:53 AM (a1ini)
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas
The only think i know for sure about Flynn is that David Brooks is upset.
So, guess what?
Guess
What
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2016 12:54 AM (Yg871)
Posted by: torabora at November 18, 2016 12:47 AM (Rxp+e)
Can CGI afford that, what with the donations probably drying up in the near future for some odd reason...probably because all the issues being donated for have had their profile raised to the max and any more cash won't help.
Certainly not because no chits can be cashed in from the now never president and it is cheaper to buy any other low ranking Congress person in office, not just waiting to run for office.
Certainly not.
Posted by: Bete Celebrating at November 18, 2016 12:54 AM (Ojki1)
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 18, 2016 12:42 AM (R5HRU)
Conservative Tree House wrote tonight that Flynn's consulting firm recently was hired by Turkey's Erdogan.
And he failed to disclose that. So I'm disappointed in Flynn and I doubt he will be a cabinet position since he is Turkey's personal lobbyist.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 18, 2016 12:54 AM (BKTpn)
One of them said he ran in the kitchen to the freezer, got a tub of ice cream out, and dipped his balls and junk in that. That gave temporary relief.
And then the woman who bought for her husband, wanting him to have the smooth look. She gave it to and went out. When she got back, she found him fucking a frozen chicken.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2016 12:44 AM (DW+
That's the page. Funny? I just about shat myself, and it was not scheduled.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 18, 2016 12:54 AM (rB/gm)
I think she was disoriented when I told her I despise Fox and especially MeAgain, but she might find it fun to watch her since she has a deep hatred of Trump.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 12:49 AM (tHwdc)
you are doing it wrong. you are supposed to be yelling "Jump"
Posted by: Yankeefifth at November 18, 2016 12:55 AM (cPsPa)
Good Lord.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 18, 2016 12:53 AM (Jcg9Q)
https://twitter.com/KateUpton/status/799038283674161152
Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2016 12:55 AM (bMG0w)
My take on it, anyway.
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee. TRUMP2016, BECAUSE WE WON, THAT'S WHY at November 18, 2016 12:56 AM (fqheN)
SCIENTIST Stephen Hawking has warned that the Higgs boson, the so-called God particle, could cause space and time to collapse.
Posted by: undocumented Carl Sagan at November 18, 2016 12:57 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Wave that Flag at November 18, 2016 12:57 AM (M3DRt)
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas
More seriously, link in nic to an interview of Flynn with Huge Hewitt.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2016 12:57 AM (Yg871)
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=jksofEF2ZcE
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 18, 2016 12:58 AM (QPoJb)
Posted by: Hillary! hic at November 18, 2016 12:59 AM (gwG9s)
SCIENTIST Stephen Hawking has warned that the Higgs boson, the so-called God particle, could cause space and time to collapse.
Posted by: undocumented Carl Sagan at November 18, 2016 12:57 AM (e8kgV)
Hawking is just upset that the media has replaced him with DeGrasse Tyson as scientist they go to for everything that really doesn't deserve it.
Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2016 12:59 AM (bMG0w)
Hug your pets.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 18, 2016 12:44 AM (MZcWR)
It's an ache that lasts for a very long time. They are family (((Chasm)))
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 01:00 AM (tHwdc)
European Wax Centers: "We have a ball doing your balls!"
European Wax Centers: "Pay to wax one ball and the second is free!!"
European Wax Centers: "Feminizing And Pussyizing America's Men Since 1989"
:-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2016 12:22 AM (u8kLQ)
Karate Kid Hair Removal Company...
Wax on.... Wax OFF!
oooowwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!
Posted by: MSM at November 18, 2016 01:00 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 18, 2016 01:00 AM (uWAzI)
Posted by: Yankeefifth at November 18, 2016 01:01 AM (cPsPa)
SCIENTIST Stephen Hawking has warned that the Higgs boson, the so-called God particle, could cause space and time to collapse.
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In other news, Hillary Clinton told Hawking that he would just have to "get over it."
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 01:01 AM (tHwdc)
I think she was disoriented when I told her I despise Fox and especially MeAgain, but she might find it fun to watch her since she has a deep hatred of Trump.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 12:49 AM (tHwdc)
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You could point out to her that internment camps are something that Democrat presidents do, never Republican ones.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 18, 2016 01:02 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai) trying not to die at November 18, 2016 12:38 AM (JNDQi)
Well, I had heart failure *instead* of having kids, so you probably did things in the right order.
The good news is something like 99% of the good research on hearts is for heart *attacks*, so the new developments lean toward your condition, a bit.
With regards to stress, I can't stress enough that finding a low-stress lifestyle will radically lengthen your life (says my *second* heart failure).
Be the honey badger. Eat a Hot Pocket and watch reruns on Thanksgiving and don't even worry.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 18, 2016 01:02 AM (wB8Tg)
Dogs are great too, and I have had many, but all the ones I have had are very needy critters, they crave human attention, and that is all well and good, until they don't have it. They they can become depressed, destructive, have separation anxieties, tear up the couch, etc.
Cats are much lower maintenance. And I have had many loving cats. The one I have now is a bit of an exception, he is a real pisser, and is surly.
Just like me.
Posted by: navybrat at November 18, 2016 01:03 AM (w7KSn)
If Trump is really picking Flynn, no way in Perdition is Clapper still going to be DNI.
On the other hand, he supposedly has connections (goggnections for you Great Gatsby fans) to Edogan. That is the opposite of cool.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2016 01:03 AM (Yg871)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 18, 2016 01:04 AM (uWAzI)
Posted by: Yankeefifth at November 18, 2016 12:55 AM (cPsPa)
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I know, I know, but it's a public forum (to my friends, most of whom are Massholes, although this one is in Philly) and I need to set a good example. It's a strain, I tell ya. Like Sisyphus, I keep pushing the hairless balls uphill, and they keep sliding down.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 01:05 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 18, 2016 01:05 AM (uWAzI)
Unlike legal defense in criminal trials in the US, it is not the case that "everyone deserves representation" by a foreign (registered) agent.
Years ago I might have helped one prominent DC law firm (a lot of them do registered foreign agent work) avoid a very unseemly connection. One day a senior partner who'd always been friendly and curious (my office was in their suite but my work was completely unrelated) just dropped in, sat down, and asked what I thought about representing the Serbian govt.
This was when Milosevic was in charge of Serbia. Just before things got very bad and well-known in Bosnia and Kosovo.
I said something like "not with a 1,000-foot pole should you touch anything to do with Milosevic". He was sort of surprised by the categorical recommendation. His firm passed on the "opportunity", and he thanked me right after that for the advice.
Again - know nothing of the details. Yes, Turkey's an important country (and a NATO "ally"). But signing up as Turkey's agent any time in the last few years would be, to me, a big black mark in someone's record.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 01:06 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 18, 2016 01:02 AM (R+30W)
Trump should send the muslims to externment camps. Like Camp Pakistan, or Camp Saudi, or Camp Somalia, just to name a few.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2016 01:07 AM (bY0uH)
one I have now is a bit of an exception, he is a real pisser, and is
surly.
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Miley's Deplorable Cat is a bitch calico. Oh, pretty as hell, impossible to please, and she won't even pretend affection.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 01:07 AM (tHwdc)
1967 was certainly one of the greatest years for music, but I'd give the nod to 1966. That was pretty much the peak for rock music, and the early psychedelic stuff was new, fresh, and interesting, before it became cliched. (I prefer the Beatles' "Revolver" to "Sergeant Pepper".)
For example, the 1967 Monterey Pop festival was greatly superior to Woodstock in 1969, musically speaking. By 1969 they were starting to sound jaded and were burning out from the drugs.
The 1985 video reinforced my impression that 1985 music sucked donkey balls, with few exceptions. That was ghastly to sit through. But it was a nice reminder of how hawt Madonna was back then, and Wham! wore "Choose Life" T-shirts, which would probably be considered a hate crime today.
My pick for the zenith of American culture would be 1965. That was just before the hippies, the drugs, and Ted Kennedy's immigration bill kicked in.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 18, 2016 01:07 AM (sdi6R)
!
Love that President elect Trump had a great day, Fords going to keep jobs in America!! Teehee
Posted by: lousagirl at November 18, 2016 01:08 AM (9plvG)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 01:09 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 18, 2016 01:10 AM (sdi6R)
Last site I found so funny was the facebook guy James Friedman, who "corrected " pictures to make them look worse!
Oh, I usually only do 1 ONT a week. Mis Hum does four, he has the hard job.
During the week I keep a second browser open, when I find ONT worthy stuff I just put it there. Wednesday rolls around and I just compile it and write commentary.
As for the toll level stuff, usually I find something during the week. This week I used what I had yesterday, so I just Googled "Troll Level" and that was the 3rd or 4th link.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 18, 2016 01:10 AM (CTvSA)
Posted by: Epobirs at November 18, 2016 01:10 AM (AK5Ni)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2016 01:10 AM (VdICR)
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I did mention that. She chose not to address it.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 01:11 AM (tHwdc)
I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.
However, when you are a cat, I suppose it is tempting to treat everything as if it were a litter box.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 18, 2016 01:11 AM (QPoJb)
Did anyone notice that it included "We Built This City"? I rest my case.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 18, 2016 01:11 AM (sdi6R)
Yf,
Sure did. Fascinating. Especially given how it's built to withstand a "near miss" nuc and remain functional. What was the math like planning for those stresses back then? An I bet they overbuilt.....
In Plain Sight........
Some things never change.
Credit where its due.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 18, 2016 01:13 AM (rao1F)
Brennan, Clapper, Carter - they and all the others will assuredly be gone, just as was the case with people in their positions in all previous transitions (when an incumbent is re-elected, sometimes even *then* there is a pro forma resignation ritual). Exceptions are rare.
George Tenet in 2001, for example. One of Dubya's worst decisions (eclipsed only by not letting George disappear after 9/11, as obviously should have happened). Powell and leaving Gen. Casey in place in Iraq (and then, FFS, making him Army CoS after the worst war-time command record since Frddendall or Westmoreland) are close seconds in this category.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 01:13 AM (QDnY+)
She never had control of her campaign, or her public image, because she never had control of herself. The bottle was firmly in control. Her handlers did what they could, but they had... their own flaws (Huma Weiner, Podesta the Molesta, etc.).
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 01:14 AM (S2VsH)
MeAgain had Gen. Jack Keane on tonight, and he met with Trump for a long time today. They see 'em going up with that 24 hour elevator cam.
Keane told Smelly that spoke with Trump and was very frank, and that Trump was very "curious" about all the current issues. He may have some post himself. MeAgain pressed him, and he said that's all between him and Mr. Trump, and if there's anything to be said, Mr. Trump will announce it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2016 01:14 AM (DW+jj)
Tyson as scientist they go to for everything that really doesn't deserve
it.
He just needs a bitchin' vest that he never takes off.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 01:14 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2016 01:17 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2016 01:17 AM (Yg871)
Posted by: undocumented Carl Sagan
Why would it? Because it is summoned by the Large Hadron Collider? I recall that a number of mysterious failures delayed the collider from becoming operational, and some scientists speculated it was almost as if the universe were trying to prevent us from destroying ourselves with it.
Posted by: Steve and Cöld Bear at November 18, 2016 01:17 AM (a1ini)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable
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And a grasp of the 'obvious'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2016 01:19 AM (ZIFyZ)
And he failed to disclose that. So I'm disappointed in Flynn and I doubt he will be a cabinet position since he is Turkey's personal lobbyist.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 18, 2016 12:54 AM (BKTpn)
well, do we know he failed to discolse?
Posted by: Yankeefifth at November 18, 2016 01:20 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Steve and Cöld Bear
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Yeah, I warned you. But would you listen? Noooo...
Posted by: The Universe at November 18, 2016 01:21 AM (ZIFyZ)
I think he's going blind, he can only see out of one eye, vertigo would actually be a better thing, because if he's going blind, uggggg.
I hate having to think about sending him to the rainbow bridge, I just had to put my other feller to sleep
Posted by: lousagirl at November 18, 2016 01:22 AM (9plvG)
22,833 of 22,984 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS 24 Jan 2012
So, there were 151 people who did NOT find it helpful??
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 01:22 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Wave that Flag at November 18, 2016 01:22 AM (M3DRt)
She never had control of her campaign, or her public image, because she never had control of herself. The bottle was firmly in control. Her handlers did what they could, but they had... their own flaws (Huma Weiner, Podesta the Molesta, etc.).
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 01:14 AM (S2VsH)
seriously? everyone, or at least lots of people keep saying this but since I do not have any first hand experience with drunks in the family I apparently do not notice the tells.
Posted by: Yankeefifth at November 18, 2016 01:23 AM (cPsPa)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2016 01:25 AM (Yg871)
http://www.musicoutfitters.com/top-100-songs.htm
Throughout the whole 1970s, The Who only had two Top 100 songs.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 18, 2016 01:25 AM (AK5Ni)
So today at the range, truck parked next to my car has a sticker on the rear window: "Hillary Clinton Killed My Friends".
Um, huh? Actually, had an inkling what it might mean.
Sure enough. Former SEAL who knew both Woods and Dougherty (Benghazi). My buddy and fellow range officer (former SEAL) knew Woods a little (and the truck owner, quite well).
Anyway, not your typical bumper sticker. One imagines some irate cretinous Hillary fan confronting the truck owner somewhere. One further imagines the truck owner explaining precise meaning of such an incendiary bumper sticker. One finally imagines Hillary fan finding a way to walk away or otherwise defuse the situation.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 01:25 AM (QDnY+)
Sure did. Fascinating. Especially given how it's built to withstand a "near miss" nuc and remain functional. What was the math like planning for those stresses back then? An I bet they overbuilt.....
In Plain Sight........
Some things never change.
Credit where its due.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 18, 2016 01:13 AM (rao1F)
indeed, credit is definitely deserved. I have always wondered how manhattan would handle a nuclear hit.
Posted by: Yankeefifth at November 18, 2016 01:25 AM (cPsPa)
>> public image, because she never had control of
>> herself.
That wouldn't have mattered, she doesn't work that way.
In an honest world, where the media does its job and the political parties respect the law, she'd have never even gotten on the ticket; the mere existence of the mailserver would have raised a Nixonian stink over her so dense that no one would dare have pushed her forward.
Now, absent that, why is the wife of the only truly successful President since Reagan hiring a bunch of leftist lackeys like Podesta to run her campaign? She doesn't trust Bill enough? He too busy banging candy-stripers to roll up his sleeves and work?
I mean, yeah I know everything Bill fucked up as President, but when you look at what's followed I think much of America would happily sacrifice virgins to get back to where we were in 1997.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 01:25 AM (TppKb)
I think he's going blind, he can only see out of one eye, vertigo would actually be a better thing, because if he's going blind, uggggg.
I hate having to think about sending him to the rainbow bridge, I just had to put my other feller to sleep
Posted by: lousagirl at November 18, 2016 01:22 AM (9plvG)
Damn! I guess that's the end of our famous tightrope act.
Posted by: Cuddles the Cat at November 18, 2016 01:27 AM (bY0uH)
After they're sure the Clintons don't have the political power to have people killed anymore.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 01:28 AM (S2VsH)
22,833 of 22,984 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS 24 Jan 2012
So, there were 151 people who did NOT find it helpful??
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 01:22 AM (tHwdc)
Kinky bastards.
Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2016 01:29 AM (bMG0w)
What he was talking about was the value of the "Higgs potential", which they were able to calculate when the Higgs boson was discovered.
That seems to show that spacetime and the quantum fields in it are in a metastable vacuum state. This is roughly like the concept of a local minimum. There is a lower energy state, the "true vaccum", which the current one could collapse into. There would be a little bubble spreading out at c, a wavefront of collapse expanding out through the universe.
If the vacuum collapses to its true ground state, then the physics would be different. The values of the various constants would change, and it would turn into a different reality.
Most physicists figure there's some unknown physics out there that makes our vacuum state be stable. The universe has processes that give particles energy orders of magnitude greater than anything we can do with the accelerators yet, and none of those have initiated the dreaded vacuum collapse.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2016 01:29 AM (DW+jj)
Hillary simply was not a very likable person. A terrible candidate.
She reeked of vindictiveness, bigotry, snobbery, dishonesty, greed, sloth, and many other deadly sins.
She reminded men of their ex wives.
Posted by: navybrat at November 18, 2016 01:30 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2016 01:17 AM (DW+jj)
I'm sure not the one who that here HQ.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 18, 2016 01:30 AM (Jcg9Q)
Posted by: navybrat at November 18, 2016 01:30 AM
True for me.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 01:31 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: mindful webworker - still grinnin' at November 18, 2016 01:32 AM (5a8XA)
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IMHO, Hillary and the entire Dem structure are morally and criminally corrupt. Everyone associated with them is corrupt. It is only natural that the campaign would have to labor under that burden, no matter how much the media (also corrupt, at least philosophically corrupt) would help.
It failed because its foundation is rotten.
Posted by: The Universe at November 18, 2016 01:32 AM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: Yankeefifth at November 18, 2016 01:20 AM (cPsP
Considering the anti lobbying stance and America First stance from Trump, I don't see how Flynn is hired unless he cuts ties completely.
Also that would be a huge conflict of interest.
Finally I'm not taking any bait on any appointments and .obesity taken by Trump unless Trump or Pence makes the announcement.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 18, 2016 01:34 AM (BKTpn)
The completely coincidental timing of a once-a-generation economic boom doesn't change any of this. His disastrous failures are too numerous and deep for a comments section.
His lack of ability - and the similar low capacity of his entire crew - directly and materially contributed to both 9/11 and the 2008 financial meltdown.
The world he did literally nothing to create (the "wonderful" one), he did much to destroy (the one that followed).
Of course I am completely excluding his unprecedented degradation of the office, and through his criminal activity exposing the collapse of the constitutional order (impeachment but no conviction).
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 01:34 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: publius
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*eyes Thermos bottle with renewed respect... and some suspicion*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2016 01:34 AM (ZIFyZ)
She said women basically hate other women in their minds and that many would vote against Hillary because they could see through her phony, plastered on smile and blinky reactions when seriously questioned. She said those facial features and her cackling laugh were "tells" that she was full of shit and that women would easily pick up on it.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 18, 2016 01:37 AM (QPoJb)
I watched bad moms and she actually had a dog with vertigo, weird!!
Posted by: lousagirl at November 18, 2016 01:37 AM (9plvG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2016 01:38 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Ulysses Grant at November 18, 2016 01:38 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Willy J. at November 18, 2016 01:40 AM (5YWSF)
I watched bad moms and she actually had a dog with vertigo, weird!!
Posted by: lousagirl at November 18, 2016 01:37 AM (9plvG)
Curious to see what you find. I just made it up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2016 01:40 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 01:41 AM (tHwdc)
The songs from your birth (same as mine, btw) made me happy.
The songs from graduation day (1985) with help from a teaspoon and an icepick have left me deaf and blind. Thank G-d.
Please, you sardonic bastard, give us more Yoko.
Posted by: jfk at November 18, 2016 01:41 AM (QtY5W)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2016 01:41 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 18, 2016 01:42 AM (9plvG)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 18, 2016 01:43 AM (9plvG)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable
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Yeah, don't worry, I'll take care of that.
Posted by: The Universe at November 18, 2016 01:43 AM (ZIFyZ)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 18, 2016 01:43 AM (9plvG)
So he would make an ideal tightrope partner for a doggie with vertigo! Am I psychic, or what?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2016 01:46 AM (bY0uH)
Yf,
Been a "area of interest" for me too.....
I've always remembered a fellow named Eric L. Harry's take on the subject called Arc Light.
A novel from 1994.......
His description of target saturation......MADD indeed.
Thank GOD, it's all speculation till this day. I pray it stays that way.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 18, 2016 01:46 AM (rao1F)
>> respects.
Really? A little bit of fiscal responsibility, welfare reform, he tried Hillarycare and failed so he walked away, etc?
Yeah, his administration had his fingers in some bad things. Federal environut land grabs, Janet Reno, putting US troops under UN command in Somalia, odd stumbling around on the Balkans. Net-net, on par with Bush 41 (though I doubt he could have pulled off the first Gulf War as cleanly), better than Bush 43, looks like the second coming of Jesus next to Obama.
I'm not going to pin 2008 on Bill Clinton. Bush 43 had the opportunity to clean that up, but he sold his soul to the Democrats for Iraq war support on this and many other things and let Barney and the rest get away with murder.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 01:46 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: The Universe at November 18, 2016 01:43 AM (ZIFyZ)
Will it hurt?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 01:49 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 01:50 AM (S2VsH)
Posted by: Shelley Duvall at November 18, 2016 01:52 AM (PgHQy)
>> blame GWB for the metric shitload of damage he did
>> to the Republican brand.
Yeah, I'm kinda on that bandwagon. He tended to trust the wrong people too much for too long.
This is one area where Trump gives me a good vibe - he seems to have a solid and highly impersonal sense of when to take out subordinates that aren't singing from the same page of the hymnal.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 01:54 AM (TppKb)
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, MY PRETTIES.
Posted by: Hillary ☭linton at November 18, 2016 01:55 AM (uz/Pv)
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 01:56 AM (TppKb)
Washington Whisky
John Adams hard cider
Jefferson red wine
Only one surprise
US Grant liked champagne the best
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2016 01:58 AM (VdICR)
678 Ser Dave,
The songs from your birth (same as mine, btw) made me happy.
The songs from graduation day (1985) with help from a teaspoon and an icepick have left me deaf and blind. Thank G-d.
Please, you sardonic bastard, give us more Yoko.
In 1985 I was young, virile and the world was my oyster ( come to think of it, excepting the young part, all that is still true). ANY music from that era of my life would be wonderful.
And come on JEM. Fiscal responsibility? Welfare reform? Failure of Hillarycare? Billy Jeff fought those tooth and nail. It's not to his credit that he lost.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 18, 2016 01:59 AM (Ga9pP)
Ivanka was wearing some of her own jewelry, and then tweeted it out.
They've gone crazy over that. Evil woman.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2016 01:59 AM (DW+jj)
I'm not going to pin 2008 on Bill Clinton. Bush 43 had the opportunity to clean that up, but he sold his soul to the Democrats for Iraq war support on this and many other things and let Barney and the rest get away with murder.
Posted by: JEM
You should because it's the truth.
Fanny Mae, run by Jim Johnson, became an autonomous investment house with Bill Clintoon's blessing in the 90's. Fanny Mae created the market for mortgage backed derivatives; without this para-governmental molestation, the mortgage industry would not have become the casino orgy that lead to the 2008 collapse.
Clintoon's CFA expansion was a minor but significant part as well.
Read Reckless Endangerment by Gretchen Morgenson and Joshua Rosner, two NYTimes reporters. Yes, New Fucking York Times.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2016 02:00 AM (Yg871)
Clinton had a strong opposition majority in Congress that drove nearly all of the positive choices he caved and signed on to. The lack of such with Obama is what enabled so much crap to rain down.
some GOP stalwarts claim it would have been so much worse if they didn't fight as hard as they did but this misses one critical difference. The 90s GOP congressional leaders didn't hesitate to take their battles public. The guys supposedly opposing Obama seemed to regard this a impolite and only those who paid close attention were aware of when executive overreach was curtailed, not that it was especially often.
Part of the problem was that so many of the same people didn't have a problem when Bush 43 did it, so they couldn't say anything when Obama did the same. Thus the need for a shakeup.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 18, 2016 02:00 AM (AK5Ni)
Anyway, 1967 was indeed a great year, filled with big hits and obscurities that were all great. I have a massive mp3 and record collection and there are tons of 1967s in there that were not in that YouTube video, but ought to have been.
Where to begin? Zillions of 'em. Here are just a few that would be on my "Top Songs of 1967" list which are not on that "official" list:
Cream - Sunshine of Your Love
Small Faces - Itchycoo Park
Beaux Jens - Trouble Baby
Sunshine Company - Back on the Street Again
Stone Poneys - Different Drum
E-Types - Put the Clock Back on the Wall
Lothar and the Hand People - Let the Boy Pretend
Tremeloes - Here Comes My Baby
Brenton Woods - Oogum Boogum
MC5 - Looking at You
...etc. etc.
I purposely emphasized the more well-known ones because the obscurities just look pretentious after a while, even though I prefer many of them. For every year in history, I have my own "personal hit parade," which makes me glad, because I can just listen to what I like, and discard the rest.
Posted by: zombie at November 18, 2016 02:02 AM (jBuUi)
Throughout the whole 1970s, The Who only had two Top 100 songs.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 18, 2016 01:25 AM
Roughly speaking, the decade between the mid 70's to the mid 80's was when pop/rock was quite segregated, with AM and FM having totally different playlists and hits. There was some crossover, almost all being AM to FM. A lot of great stuff came out that didn't carve out a space on the "regular" charts, but managed to make a lasting impression. Although the 2 came closer together, somewhere in the mid 80's... the MTV effect continued to keep them mostly apart (videos were not cheap). As the 80's turned into the 90's, the overlap got greater.
Posted by: otho at November 18, 2016 02:04 AM (lmIoG)
In the first year the very dubious "surplus" was created by hugely larger than projected tax revenues (alone), Clinton's idiotic OMB Director (more famous for later making $100M !!!! destroying the economy via Fannie Mae's 2008 catastrophe) said in response to the House budget that no federal balanced budget could be achieved in less than 10 years without mass suffering and dislocation. It was balanced in less than a year, by itself. So no, the engineer who said the bridge was impossible to build does not get any credit for building it.
Clinton's fiscal irresponsibility and incompetence were - momentarily - obscured by *slight* House GOP restraint and a massive tsunami of revenue. Welfare reform was crammed down his throat, literally.
Foreign policy was a disaster, not just in the Balkans but in repeated inexcusable failure to deal decisively with AQ before you-know-when.
Bush 43 was vastly more successful in almost all areas (only exceptions were ones in which he adopted Clinton-like policies like NCLB, amnesty, and the disastrous TARP/etc. reaction to 200
.
I've always been baffled by this mythical "trade-off" of Iraq support for (fill in stupid Dem policy here). The Dems were scared into supporting Iraq (recall the votes) by the echo of 9/11, and the price they paid for their initial moronic reaction (the 2002 mid-terms). No "trade-off" existed.
They of course infamously bolted the nanosecond things got the slightest bit slow or marginally challenging (like most of America, to be "fair").
The timeline and actual facts render the "trade-off" myth (dang near universally repeated) a baffling mystery. Recognizing it as a myth actually, paradoxically but accurately, makes both Dubya and the Dems look worse.
Whatever.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2016 02:06 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Ahmed Mohammed at November 18, 2016 02:10 AM (uz/Pv)
Her name is Bunty Bailey. Here's a fun recent interview with her about the vid and her life:
http://tinyurl.com/Bunty-Bailey-Interview
Kind of interesting to look back on 1985 and see Madonna young and beautiful and compare her to the Madonna of today: washed up, wrinkled and stringy road whore wholl fuck anyone and their cousin for a nickel.
That '85 video sure brings back a lot of memories. Thanks for a great ONT.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 18, 2016 02:12 AM (sa/YB)
Few good tunes in there, couple losers, but few of the ones that stick in my mind.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 02:13 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 18, 2016 02:14 AM (Ga9pP)
http://tinyurl.com/hrawsmj
Like I've said, I don't think she's got much longer on this planet, unless (as I've said/kidded before) she has herself turned into a cyborg.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2016 02:14 AM (u8kLQ)
The Billboard chart is what the video is based on.
http://www.musicoutfitters.com/topsongs/1967.htm
That is what generated the money that year. A lot of the stuff that didn't chart made far more in the long term by power of endurance across a smaller demographic. How many people not old enough to have been paying attention then would even recognize 'To Sir With Love' as opposed to any number of Cream tracks. Of course, it helps that Clapton has had a substantial career post-Cream, drawing in new fans who weren't even born until long after that year.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 18, 2016 02:17 AM (AK5Ni)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 18, 2016 02:19 AM (Ga9pP)
Posted by: Epobirs at November 18, 2016 02:20 AM (AK5Ni)
>> measure our performance in WWII by Kasserine
>> Pass?).
Here's the thing: we started building warstuff in, maybe sometime in '38. Japan finally got around to bombing us at the end of '41. Guadalcanal was August '42. Torch was a few months later. There was accountability, failures were fired in months.
It took Bush 43 YEARS to clean house on his DoD.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 02:20 AM (TppKb)
Entirely personally, but 'White Rabbit' WAS the soundtrack of 1967...
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 02:22 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 02:22 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Epobirs at November 18, 2016 02:23 AM (AK5Ni)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2016 02:24 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2016 02:25 AM (bY0uH)
>> Pass?).
Oh, and for what it's worth, grunt-for-grunt and tank-for-tank our ETO army was never really very good. We got by on mass production and a lot of P-47s.
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 02:25 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 18, 2016 02:27 AM (rao1F)
He'll be crying all the way to Spearmint Rhino.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2016 02:27 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable
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Oh, yeah. You'll all be screaming for mercy in the first five seconds...
Posted by: The Universe at November 18, 2016 02:28 AM (TqmC9)
I find it jarring that she would collapse the entire illusion. I mean, wtf. Does she want pity?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 02:34 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: The Universe at November 18, 2016 02:28 AM (TqmC9)
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Five seconds - could be a hell of a lot worse.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 02:35 AM (tHwdc)
I find it jarring that she would collapse the entire illusion. I mean, wtf. Does she want pity?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 02:34 AM (tHwdc)
Too expensive to keep it going?
Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2016 02:37 AM (bMG0w)
>> measure our performance in WWII by Kasserine
>> Pass?).
Here's the thing: we started building warstuff in, maybe sometime in '38. Japan finally got around to bombing us at the end of '41. Guadalcanal was August '42. Torch was a few months later. There was accountability, failures were fired in months.
It took Bush 43 YEARS to clean house on his DoD.
And in WWII we mobilized the entire country to fight the war. We fought Iraq without making a single dent in the standard of living back home. Different situation. Plus the Republicans weren't doing everything in their power to thwart FDR fighting the war for political gain.
And while it's fair to criticize W's tactics, strategically he was dead bang on target. Or would have been absent an Obama so determined to throw it all away, which he did.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 18, 2016 02:39 AM (Ga9pP)
Now I personally don't want that to happen to her. Because I want her to see Trump become president, knowing that he beat her and she will never be president.
Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2016 02:39 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 18, 2016 02:41 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Weirddave at November 18, 2016 02:39 AM (Ga9pP)
For the start. But he never followed through. Part of the reason why taking down the other hussein was so important was because, not only did it kick out one of the three major threats from the APM world, but it gave us a jumping off point to take care of Iran's nuke program. Bush never even came close to dealing with Iran, even as Iran had taken part in the Iraq
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 18, 2016 02:43 AM (zc3Db)
I disagree with parts of this too. Our grunts were every bit the equal of enemy soldiers with similar time in service, and our equipment, outside tanks ( which reflected a different philosophy than the Germans, one shared by the Russians who are universally lauded, BTW ), was superior to the Germans by 1943 at the latest, and probably by mid '42. But I'm not going to get into that long discussion this late at night. Lemme buy you a beer some day and we can relight the war until the cows come home.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 18, 2016 02:45 AM (Ga9pP)
Bush blew it because he did the absolute minimum possible in reaction to 9/11 and then he got caught up in that imbecilic democracy crap.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 18, 2016 02:45 AM (zc3Db)
I hadn't thought of that, but jeez, there's money there.
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I mean can you imagine if she keels over here in the next two months and
it turns out to be from something that everyone knew she had, and they
were still trying to make her president.
Now I personally don't want that to happen to her. Because I want
her to see Trump become president, knowing that he beat her and she will
never be president.
Yeah, 1) that they were still trying to drag her across the finish line, and
2) She will never, ever be President. That kept her going for a long time.
Still thinking about that funny video with the trampoline, and Trump as the dog.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 02:46 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at November 18, 2016 02:47 AM (rb1zT)
Anyway, she supposedly lost her shit when she realized she was likely going to lose and got violent, cussing out Podesta and some other guy. They had to forcibly restrain and sedate her, they said.
And that's why she wasn't in any shape to come out with a concession speech that night.
And they further say they had to give a shot of amphetamines to perk her up enough to do it the next morning.
Again, I'd love it this stuff were true, but I just don't know.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2016 02:48 AM (DW+jj)
Ageeed, in retrospect, but I think Bush envisioned a homegrown revolution taking down Iraq a la Poland and the Solidarity movement. Remember, his dad was intimately involved in that triumph during the 80s. I'm not prepared to say he was wrong if the Green Revolution had had the support Reagan/Bush gave Poland. It certainly would have involved less loss of American life if it had panned out. Sadly, we'll never know now, will we?
Posted by: Weirddave at November 18, 2016 02:51 AM (Ga9pP)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 02:53 AM (tHwdc)
The Iranians are on their own.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 02:55 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 18, 2016 02:55 AM (S2VsH)
Happy Friday! I have my colonoscopy scheduled for Monday btw. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 18, 2016 02:55 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 18, 2016 03:00 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: buzzion at November 18, 2016 03:03 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at November 18, 2016 03:05 AM (rb1zT)
Obama may pardon Hillary. It will be his legacy; the only one of his actions that will be remembered by history.
Let him do it. Otherwise, Hillary needs to face justice.
I will accept either action.
Posted by: Arbalest at November 18, 2016 03:14 AM (FlRtG)
If you believe, as some of the Bush team did at the time, that it was a war as necessary as that being fought in A'stan, a war of necessity, then the timeline is unimportant. You have to do it and you do what you can.
If you believe, as I do, that it was a discretionary war, what I call a war of convenience - some say you don't fight those, they're morally wrong etc. My take is much more...
...let's remember Ulysses Grant thought the Mexican War was immoral.
My take is very utilitarian. You do not do it if you are not DAMN certain you cannot win it fast. Not cheap, FAST.
The Bush 43 problem is that Rumsfeld and his JCS sold him a lie. We needed 400K pairs of boots on the ground to occupy the place, and we had 180K or thereabouts. And Franks and the rest put them in hidey-holes for 'force protection'.
Maybe the 2003 force structure wouldn't have permitted a 400K occupation force. Rumsfeld's "you go to war with the force you have".
But maybe, if after a reasonable analysis the war's not that important, and you can't be absolutely certain of complete subjugation, you just don't do it?
Posted by: JEM at November 18, 2016 03:44 AM (TppKb)
Oh that explains his slack-jaw.
If Hillary were to face jail time, you'd get profuse extensive medical reasons why she's too frail to jail.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2016 03:56 AM (VdICR)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 18, 2016 04:00 AM (GH68B)
Seriously fuck these Monday-morning critics with a rusty hook. What would they do differently if they were on Saddam's personal payroll?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2016 04:01 AM (VdICR)
That too, cannot be overstated.
Billy Jeff benefited from, and was given (MSM) credit for, numerous coincidences that he had nothing to do with.
The peace dividend and an economy that has recovered and was picking up steam before he entered office. The Boomers at the peak of their earning and spending years, the tech/internet boom with the insane investing and a Republican Congress that held him in check.
He was just smart enough to let things ride.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 18, 2016 04:03 AM (MHq1d)
That too, cannot be overstated.
Billy Jeff benefited from, and was given (MSM) credit for, numerous coincidences that he had nothing to do with.
The peace dividend and an economy that has recovered and was picking up steam before he entered office. The Boomers at the peak of their earning and spending years, the tech/internet boom with the insane investing and a Republican Congress that held him in check.
He was just smart enough to let things ride.
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 18, 2016 04:03 AM (MHq1d)
Posted by: Deplorable 98ZJUSMC at November 18, 2016 04:06 AM (MHq1d)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2016 04:10 AM (VdICR)
but you might be able t coax them inside with a scooby snack!
Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at November 18, 2016 04:12 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 18, 2016 04:20 AM (GH68B)
Posted by: biancaneve at November 18, 2016 04:39 AM (IKOfL)
Waxing.
Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 18, 2016 04:51 AM (GH68B)
Trump won 85% of the land and you can travel coast to coast if you wanted.
Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 18, 2016 05:03 AM (GH68B)
Was pretty dead in here around this time yesterday too.
Gonna take a look around elsewhere for a bit, grab another cup and read some early risers stuff.
Hope creeper shows up. Amount of driving she's doing in just a few days is a bit worrisome.
Posted by: teej at November 18, 2016 05:05 AM (QJIMk)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 18, 2016 05:13 AM (DW+jj)
Sit back and just enjoy the angst of Leftists everywhere.
Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 18, 2016 05:17 AM (GH68B)
Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 18, 2016 05:21 AM (GH68B)
I know someone who works in the permit office for the National Parks and there is no way they will get a permit at this late date. This is the day after the inauguration and the day before the Right to Life march. It's just not going to happen. Too many other events already going on.
I've been on the FB page because a friend posted that she's attending, and I almost feel sorry for all the women across the country who are making plans to attend a march that will not happen. And this isn't going to convince anyone that women should run the country.
Posted by: biancaneve at November 18, 2016 05:23 AM (IKOfL)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2016 05:24 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2016 05:26 AM (u82oZ)
1967 discussed a bit so I looked up the top 100.
One thing I learned was those years have morphed together a bit on me. I would have bet "I Think We're Alone Now" was a year earlier,, maybe two.
I'll have to keep that in mind when recalling when things happened.
Second was a confirmation.
The greatest decade in popular music was about to really explode.
The diversity of great stuff, from folk, to rock, to R&B, to the stuff that would crossover back to mom's music ( think Bachrac/Warwick ) was incredible.
I was twelve in 67 and "forced" to take band in school.
Like I say almost every time we play "Mom",
Thank you mom.
Posted by: teej at November 18, 2016 05:37 AM (QJIMk)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 18, 2016 05:41 AM (d76uN)
My father raised me on a very eclectic range of music from classical to Martin Denny to koto music from the Edo period. We were away from the US during a lot of my youth, and I was exposed to different influences than the top 40.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2016 05:43 AM (u82oZ)
I know someone who works in the permit office for the National Parks and there is no way they will get a permit at this late date. This is the day after the inauguration and the day before the Right to Life march. It's just not going to happen. Too many other events already going on.
I've been on the FB page because a friend posted that she's attending, and I almost feel sorry for all the women across the country who are making plans to attend a march that will not happen. And this isn't going to convince anyone that women should run the country.
Posted by: biancaneve
Oh to be a fly in the room when the harpys are told "no". I don't feel sorry for them at all.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 18, 2016 05:45 AM (ZVgXE)
"430 A friend of mine in the USMC said they had beer machines you put change in to get a can of beer on Okinawa in the 1980's
Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 11:48 PM (t8Fxm)"
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They had beer machines in my barracks, yes, but more importantly, they had beer machines at work, right next to the soda and gedunk machines. The young 'uns don't believe me when I say this.
I never used it -- didn't have to, our chief kept a bottle of scotch in his desk drawer -- but it was a comfort just knowing it was there.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2016 05:51 AM (EnKk6)
I'll bet they get that permit. Because truth to power and women.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I know what your saying but in this case I bet it gets denied. The Inauguration, with its security and crowds, will be massive. Also I'm expecting trouble because the Left has gone fucking bonkers. Then you add the Right To Life march a day or so later? You think the Left will pass up a moment to violently act again, with all the World watching? Security is going to be TIGHT during that time. I have to work too, in the middle of all that madness. Ugh..... I hope the harpys get denied. Its going to be bad enough down there.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 18, 2016 05:52 AM (ZVgXE)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 18, 2016 05:54 AM (ZVgXE)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2016 05:43 AM (u82oZ)
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I have Martin Denny on vinyl ((obligatory hipster: It's just more authentic, man!)). It's great for cocktail parties.
I grew up on classical, exotica, ethnic music, and Zappa. I was a lucky kiddo.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2016 05:55 AM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 18, 2016 06:00 AM (d76uN)
What a great nic.
I've been listening to a lot of jazz, trance, Scandinavian bubblegum pop, electronica/eance and a cappella music music these days.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2016 06:00 AM (u82oZ)
Older sis' first album,,, Bobby Vinton,,, Where Woorre Bluuuue Veelllvet...
Got forced to take band because, as she put it while I was being enrolled in 7th grade "If you're not playing baseball or fishing you've got your transistor radio glued to your ear. You are taking band!!"
Later in life she told me that when very young, pre my memory, if you tried to pull me away from the tv when music was on I'd throw a fit. Also that I'd pull pots and pans from the stove drawer and grab wooden spoons/forks from drawers and, you guessed it, start going all Buddy Rich.
Posted by: teej at November 18, 2016 06:03 AM (QJIMk)
I grew up on classical, exotica, ethnic music, and Zappa. I was a lucky kiddo.
Posted by: All Hail Eris,
Redbone here, probably explains alot
Posted by: Jean at November 18, 2016 06:05 AM (2RVmA)
Also, a lot of Waylon Jennings for some reason.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 18, 2016 06:06 AM (ZVgXE)
Really need to start keeping an eye on auto c when I do that stuff.
Posted by: teej at November 18, 2016 06:06 AM (QJIMk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2016 06:07 AM (u82oZ)
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Electronica can be as lush and evocative as classical.
The Kids These Days listen to a wide variety of styles and I'm impressed at their knowledge of artists decades before their time. iTunes and the internet have mosaiced (if that's the right word) the music scene, but it also means they're not bound to what's on the radio.
Ooh, look at the time -- off to work.
Stay groovy, people.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2016 06:10 AM (EnKk6)
The dawn appears brighter every day since November 8th.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 18, 2016 06:12 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 18, 2016 06:14 AM (vD7yO)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 18, 2016 06:18 AM (vD7yO)
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Posted by: biancaneve at November 18, 2016 06:33 AM (IKOfL)
Also, a lot of Waylon Jennings for some reason.
Posted by: Puddleglum
At least they're announcing it, remember when WHFS switch Ed to Spanish language ..... thought my radio was broken.
Posted by: Jean at November 18, 2016 06:34 AM (2RVmA)
Despite processing permits for thousands of event per year - marches, rallies, races, film shoots, weddings, etc - the NPS permit office does not have a software program to manage all this. There is no off-the-shelf software that meets their needs and they don't have the pull to have someone develop and maintain a system for them. So the calendaring system consists of several hinged whiteboards with calendar spaces mounted on a wall. The the first three of four whiteboards are for the current and next few months, with each month having its own board, and the back whiteboards are for later months which are combined.
When something is scheduled for a particular date, a post-it note with the details gets stuck on that date. Some of the dates will have a stack of post-it notes because there are multiple spaces in DC that NPS is responsible for. When you call to check on the availability of a particular location for a particular date, someone has to go to the calendar and look through all the post-it notes to find out if your desired location is available.
If you're ever told "I can't check right now because the system is down," that really means somebody else is standing in front of the whiteboards right now blocking my view.
And that's how government works.
Posted by: biancaneve at November 18, 2016 06:48 AM (IKOfL)
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at November 18, 2016 07:32 AM (qC/Z5)
Way late to the conversation, but what makes me roll my eyes about Star Trek series after the original is how the tech staff throws out wild reconnects of the power or propulsion system to effect some deus ex machina miracle. And it always works!
It'd be like one of us saying around the house, "If we disconnected the main electrical feed and tied it directly to the dispose-all in the sink, we'd have that turbocharged popcorn maker that we've wished for so long!" Or, "If I rerouted the master bathroom sewer line into the HVAC, we'd finally get our own shit storm!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2016 07:38 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: jefferson 'Pee Wee" Davis, Secessionist Dem like Rahm and Comrade DiBlasio at November 18, 2016 10:39 AM (m6qV1)
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