Wednesday Night ONT - A Little of This, A Little of That

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants. I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Admission is free, so pay at the door, pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys arose to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came to kill those two dead boys. If you do not believe that this lie is true, ask the blind man. He saw it too.


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MOOO!

Cows can now text farmers when they're sick. Short video at link, pretty neat use of technology, I think.


Related:

Bet those cows wish they could text for help. Good news though, the stranded cows have been rescued.

Also, Live bull set on fire in ‘barbaric’ festival secretly filmed by protesters (GRAPHIC VIDEO)

The Toro de Jubilo (Joy of the Bull) tradition, dating back at least 400 years, takes place in the Spanish village of Medinaceli, about 160km (100 miles) north-east of Madrid. During the event, a bull is forcibly tied to a post as lumps of flammable tar are spread on its horns. The tar is then set on fire and the terrified animal released, thrashing around the square while spectators cheer and blow horns. Afterwards the bull is taken to a slaughterhouse and killed.

I am probably the furthest thing from a animal rights idiot. Frankly, PETA is an anomaly made possible by a supremely wealthy society. Chickens are food, steak is delicious and lobsters are tasty insects. 99% of what PETA does is unearned virtue signaling and mush-brained objection to the way the world is. That being said, “tradition” or no, there is no reason for people in the 21st century to torture a poor bull like this. My people had a “tradition” of burning accused witches at the stake. We outgrew it.

Evil


I don't know how long this will last, Twitter is trying pretty aggressively to scrub the video from their website and I haven't found a non-Twitter source yet. This clip is from an old episode of 60 minutes. It shows George Soros explaining that he felt he did nothing wrong by taking the property of Jews sent to the camps, because if he didn't take it, “somebody else would have”.


Blind Pigs and Acorns

Bernie Sanders Could Replace President Trump With Little-Known Loophole.


Related:
Things I Learned From My Facebook Feed This Election

The Tears of a Clown

Lena Dunham's post election angst. I'll take pity on you folks and not post a picture. However, it's important that y'all remember your place, so I'll just leave this link here. Click at your own risk.


Troll Level: Master


Supermoon

I've been enjoying the supermoon for the past few nights. Monday night I sat out at the firepit with a good book and a cold beer, a nice fire burning in front of me, temps in the mid 40s and the light from the moon blazing down through the trees. It was almost bright enough to read by. It was a wonderful, relaxing evening. I didn't notice this, however.



Curling

Canada’s Gay Curling Leagues Take Pride on Ice

Curling is an interesting sport. Whenever I'm in Canada, I find myself watching and enjoying it despite myself. I don't know why. I just start watching and before long an hour or two has gone by. I'm not sure about the linked article. I think someone overheard a bunch of gay dudes in a room yelling “HURRY! HARD!” and asked them what they were doing. “Uh...curling. Yea. We were curling”.

Problematic

Buzzfeed is feeling a buzz kill over United's “Basic Economy” class

Really, what is it with these people? It's a voluntary transaction. If some people want to pay less and give up co-seating or carry on luggage, what business is it of Buzzfeed's? United wouldn't be selling these options if there wasn't demand for them. I've got an idea: Let's re-regulate the airlines. Primo service, plush seats, good food. That ought to fix things! Only problem is that many people (like Buzzfeed writers) won't be able to afford to fly anymore. Wait, is that really a problem? Hmmmm.

Musical Interlude


OK, stay with me for a minute here. Yes, I know that it's William Shatner, and “William Shatner singing” is a phrase that ranks right up there with “Novocaine-free dentistry” in most people's minds. This is a cover of a song by the British alt rock group Pulp about rich people slumming because it's trendy, and Shatner just NAILS it. His delivery, and the barely disguised contempt the singer obviously feels for the rich girl he's banging, is far superior to the original. Second, it's a perfect song for all of the spoiled brats who are protesting feeling “unsafe” in their $50,000/year Ivy League playpens because Donald Trump won the election. Finally, the linked video was done by a Star Trek fan who put the music to clips from the original series, and he or she did a fantastic job. In 3 or 4 places s/he even manages to match the words of the song to dialogue from the Star Trek footage, so that it looks like Captain Kirk is actually singing the song. Just watch it and see if you don't agree.


News You Can, Er..Use (Ew)

Iggy Azalea Says She Has The 'Best Vagina In The World'

I only include this codswallop because I have to admire the, er, creative use of euphemism mixed with double entendre used in the article. (Warning: Mild pics of under-boob at the link)

Iggy Azalea wants you to know that she has a bomb-ass punani. In fact, she believes that she has the "best vagina in the world." Iggy opened up her lips to boast about her swagadocious hot pocket in a comment that is sure to cause tongues to wag

Much more (and less) at the link.


Tonight's ONT brought to you by Christmas suits:


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1 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 16, 2016 09:51 PM (IcT7t)

2
If I had not stopped to read the content...

Posted by: Simple Lee at November 16, 2016 09:53 PM (8lIrU)

3 Breaking:

Hillary Clinton will never be President if the United States of America.

#NeverGetsOld

Posted by: ibguy at November 16, 2016 09:54 PM (vUcdz)

4 Just watched the video on CBS Twitter of Hillary's speech tonight.

Don't see her living through winter. She looks really really bad and diseased.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 09:54 PM (nI61m)

5 Thank you for the content I am about read!

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 16, 2016 09:54 PM (XFS85)

6
That cow is photo-shopped.

Posted by: Simple Lee at November 16, 2016 09:54 PM (8lIrU)

7 Every now and then you experience something that's a true "What were they thinking" moment.

I mean, for me as an ITsec guy, the last six months has been nothing but WWTT when it comes to the Democrats and the media failing to grok just how serious her mailserver crimes were.

But this one's interesting as well:

http://www.militarymodelling.com/sites/1/images/article_images_month/2013-04/392-7.jpg

What we have here is a full on upper/lower arm coil spring suspension - parallel, so don't go road-racing it - on a towed heavy anti-tank gun. Okay, maybe that was the BEST way to do it, but the guys who were welding up and bolting up all those pieces were guys who were not getting the NEXT gun down the line, and in the end the Wehrmacht ended up towing most of them with horses, so WTF did it really matter?

Posted by: JEM at November 16, 2016 09:54 PM (TppKb)

8 538 had Clinton odds at 80%

Damn Trumpoids, anybody else would be walking away with this.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 16, 2016 09:55 PM (BS8yt)

9 Hello and good night horde.
Love y'all.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 16, 2016 09:55 PM (Om16U)

10 Iggy Azalea wants you to know that she has a bomb-ass punani. In fact, she believes that she has the "best vagina in the world." Iggy opened up her lips to boast about her swagadocious hot pocket in a comment that is sure to cause tongues to wag


I find the absence of "Ham Wallet" disappointing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2016 09:55 PM (0F67M)

11 Also, Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2016 09:55 PM (0F67M)

12 Great ONT Weirddave.

Those Christmas suits tho.

Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2016 09:56 PM (uHcnA)

13 Hey now -- I'm in before #400.

Posted by: Sixkiller at November 16, 2016 09:57 PM (mFA3Z)

14 Iggy Azalea, proofs and a test ride.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at November 16, 2016 09:57 PM (cOHS7)

15 re: #WINZ, just wanna say how PUMPED I am about our free speech under NotHillary!

Have spent the last week quietly digesting all the postelection hullabaloo. IMAGINE Hillary's America where sites like this would be spied on, its denizens subject to harrassment and audits, etc. She was (sic!) such a paranoid freak and giving her that power would have destroyed our rights as we know them. And bye bye to a free and open Internet.

Libs crying, media freaking out, Hillary sobbing in a corner somewhere throwing lamps -- life is good.

and I don't even like Trump. But he pisses off all the right people. Hallelujah indeed.

For now, it is enough. #serenity


Posted by: loves me some freedom, yes I do at November 16, 2016 09:58 PM (whMsz)

16 Only a homo or pajama boy would wear any of those Christmas Suits.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 16, 2016 09:58 PM (vYaiw)

17 Heck I could've been firs if I didn't stop to read.

Posted by: Farmer at November 16, 2016 09:59 PM (o/90i)

18
One minute thirty eight seconds was all I could take of that Trek music video.

Posted by: Simple Lee at November 16, 2016 09:59 PM (8lIrU)

19 Wow, 16 comments in 4 minutes and 40 seconds.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 16, 2016 10:00 PM (IcT7t)

20 I find the absence of "Ham Wallet" disappointing. I'm pretty sure they use that one or one very similar later on in the article.

*checks*

"Meat wallet". Close enough?

Posted by: Weirddave at November 16, 2016 10:00 PM (Ga9pP)

21 So all the Hillary doubles are in the UE line now?

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at November 16, 2016 10:00 PM (cOHS7)

22 Heh. Drudge.

"Obama In The Ruins"

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 16, 2016 10:00 PM (3myMJ)

23 Old Glory standing stiffly, crimson, white and indigo, indigo.

Posted by: dartist at November 16, 2016 10:01 PM (ce4zT)

24 When will Trump use "things were far worse than they told us."

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at November 16, 2016 10:01 PM (cOHS7)

25 Heck I could've been firs if I didn't stop to read.

Posted by: Farmer at November 16, 2016 09:59 PM (o/90i)

Well, you can still be spruces.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 10:01 PM (bY0uH)

26 +1 for "cocksocket"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2016 10:02 PM (0F67M)

27 Peak oil! No frack! Popular vote! Safety pin! TARDS!

Posted by: MATT DAMON! at November 16, 2016 10:03 PM (FXW24)

28 Soros video links

https://tinyurl.com/j673b76

https://tinyurl.com/zo3tw98

You need to visit The_Donald more often.

Posted by: Matt at November 16, 2016 10:03 PM (nUtZ9)

29 +1 for "cocksocket"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2016 10:02 PM (0F67M)

"moneymaker" is right out...

Posted by: Hillary at November 16, 2016 10:03 PM (bY0uH)

30 Izzy's vajayjay wasn't so good that her fiancée didn't go looking for something better. She better up her game.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 16, 2016 10:03 PM (IDPbH)

31 The Dilbert Future is a good book for you Scott Adams fans.

The Dilbert Principle is also good.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 16, 2016 10:04 PM (BS8yt)

32 So, what if I wore a safety pin...

But it was red.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 16, 2016 10:04 PM (3myMJ)

33 Who cares about Iggy Azalea's squish mitten anyway?

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 16, 2016 10:04 PM (0mRoj)

34 >> She better up her game.

or lower her price.

Posted by: JEM at November 16, 2016 10:05 PM (TppKb)

35 Not news to anyone here, but Soros is an evil man.

That's when his character was formed, all right.

Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2016 10:05 PM (uHcnA)

36 And wonderful ONT, WeirdDave - Thank you!

Posted by: ibguy at November 16, 2016 10:05 PM (vUcdz)

37 >> Who cares about Iggy Azalea's squish mitten
>> anyway?

I'm sure she has a perfectly nice set of fun-flaps, but she's not all that.

Posted by: JEM at November 16, 2016 10:06 PM (TppKb)

38 Soros video links

https://tinyurl.com/j673b76

https://tinyurl.com/zo3tw98

You need to visit The_Donald more often.

Posted by: Matt at November 16, 2016 10:03 PM (nUtZ9)

Got a link for a transcript? Would prefer to read it, not watch it.

Posted by: Hillary at November 16, 2016 10:06 PM (bY0uH)

39 Former Nazi Collaborator and Convicted Felon George Soros

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at November 16, 2016 10:06 PM (0F67M)

40
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, cross-eyed mosquitoes and
bow-legged ants. I come before you to stand behind you to tell you
something I know nothing about. Admission is free, so pay at the door,
pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys arose to fight.
Back to back they faced each other, drew swords and shot each other. A
deaf policeman heard the noise, and came to kill those two dead boys. If
you do not believe that this lie is true, ask the blind man. He saw it
too.
=======


Wow, haven't heard this in ages. My dad use to recite it. Thanks for the memory WD!

Posted by: Tami at November 16, 2016 10:06 PM (Enq6K)

41 Is that an American Paint Horse?


They're the dumb ones.

Posted by: eleven at November 16, 2016 10:07 PM (qUNWi)

42 Funnily enough, the Soros video doesn't work for me.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 10:07 PM (sdi6R)

43 >>> Iggy Azalea wants you to know that she has a bomb-ass punani.


Giving Mandingo agoraphobia is not something to brag about.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 16, 2016 10:07 PM (P/kVC)

44 That laughing cow pic was here before.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2016 10:07 PM (IqV8l)

45 32
So, what if I wore a safety pin...



But it was red.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 16, 2016 10:04 PM (3myMJ)

It would be safe for Trump voters to hang out with you.

Posted by: Tami at November 16, 2016 10:07 PM (Enq6K)

46 A little of this. A little of that. A little seltzer down your pants.

Posted by: zombie chuckles the clown at November 16, 2016 10:07 PM (7cmcE)

47 Got a link for a transcript? Would prefer to read it, not watch it.

Posted by: Hillary at November 16, 2016 10:06 PM (bY0uH)

Curiously enough, I agree with Hillary on this one issue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 10:07 PM (bY0uH)

48 The comments on CBS News Twiiter feed about Hillary are hilarious. Her supporters still look at the crypt keeper as somebody who should be POTUS.

2017 does not look like a viable option for Hillary.

Just Damn.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 10:07 PM (nI61m)

49 I have to confess that I have no idea if "Iggy Azalea" is even a real person or just a punchline.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2016 10:07 PM (0F67M)

50 I'd say turnabout is fair play, wouldn't you?

Posted by: Cow in the Top Pic at November 16, 2016 10:08 PM (R+30W)

51 That laughing cow pic was here before.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2016 10:07 PM (IqV8l)

Honi soit la vache qui rit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 10:08 PM (bY0uH)

52 >> Curiously enough, I agree with Hillary on this one >> issue.

What, Iggy Azalea's sausage-wash?

Posted by: JEM at November 16, 2016 10:08 PM (TppKb)

53 Rickl, do you have JavaScript turned off? You'll need to turn it on to watch.

Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2016 10:09 PM (uHcnA)

54 Was the Hillary election night meltdown real? I think it is at the least believable.


I could see her with her totally unearned sense of entitlement giving way to rage and sadness.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 16, 2016 10:09 PM (vYaiw)

55 What, Iggy Azalea's sausage-wash?


Mullet Hamper

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2016 10:09 PM (0F67M)

56 I opined as to the condition of the LOSER of the presidential election earlier today and now feel I need to apologize to the hoard for bringing her out of hiding tonight.

I'm sorry.. it won't happen again.


If I said that Hillary Clinton will never be president, would that make it better?.

Posted by: IP at November 16, 2016 10:10 PM (aPd7l)

57 I have to confess that I have no idea if "Iggy Azalea" is even a real person or just a punchline.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2016 10:07 PM (0F67M)

Her sister is Rhonda Rhododendron.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 10:10 PM (bY0uH)

58 Oh hell, Shrillary doesn't look that bad, just no eye makeup.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:10 PM (AO1jw)

59 Only a homo or pajama boy would wear any of those Christmas Suits.
Posted by: cm9000 at November 16, 2016 09:58 PM (vYaiw)

Curling outfits

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2016 10:11 PM (voOPb)

60 Iggy Azalea looks like a dude. Gross.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 10:11 PM (nI61m)

61 55 What, Iggy Azalea's sausage-wash?


Mullet Hamper
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2016 10:09 PM (0F67M)

Pudding hatch

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 16, 2016 10:11 PM (0mRoj)

62 >> Mullet Hamper

https://goo.gl/6VzVRh

But it's not Australian

Posted by: JEM at November 16, 2016 10:11 PM (TppKb)

63 Wow, haven't heard this in ages. My dad use to recite it. Thanks for the memory WD!

Hehe. I learned it when I was maybe 10 from the son of a family friend who later passed away from leukemia. It's definitely a "dad" thing, kids love it.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 16, 2016 10:11 PM (Ga9pP)

64 It would be safe for Trump voters to hang out with you.
Posted by: Tami at November 16, 2016 10:07 PM (Enq6K)

Would it panic Libs? I mean, no one has actually seen some fool wearing a safety pin, right?

Anyone?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 16, 2016 10:12 PM (3myMJ)

65

I love those Christmas suits.

Posted by: Herb Tarlick at November 16, 2016 10:12 PM (8lIrU)

66 Oh hell, Shrillary doesn't look that bad, just no eye makeup.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:10 PM (AO1jw)

A couple of big daubs of black Kiwi shoe polish, and at least she'd look like she learned something.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 10:12 PM (bY0uH)

67 Nazi Collaborator and Convicted Felon George Soros will never have Hillary as a Puppet President of The USA.

Posted by: davidt at November 16, 2016 10:12 PM (XoldI)

68 Deluxe Ball Washer
Our most popular model. Drain plug located in front for easy cleaning and flushing. Patented internal overflow sends excess liquid down the inside of the "pipe stand".



Yes .. well .. er .. quite.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2016 10:13 PM (0F67M)

69 65

I love those Christmas suits.
Posted by: Herb Tarlick at November 16, 2016 10:12 PM (8lIrU)
---------------

Now that I think of it, I believe Pete Rose was wearing one of these in Game 7 of the WS.

Posted by: bluebell at November 16, 2016 10:13 PM (uHcnA)

70 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 16, 2016 10:13 PM (nnHB0)

71 A painted young pony named Zephyr
Must live with the shame forever
It's been that way since
He stuck his ass in a fence
And got photo-bombed by a heifer!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2016 10:13 PM (wPiJc)

72 >> Nazi Collaborator and Convicted Felon George Soros
>> will never have Hillary as a Puppet President of The
>> USA.

Look, at this point Soros is probably not the issue, it's whether he's infected his sons.

So...Vlad, you'll need the family plan.

Posted by: JEM at November 16, 2016 10:14 PM (TppKb)

73 Hehe. I learned it when I was maybe 10 from the son of a family friend who later passed away from leukemia. It's definitely a "dad" thing, kids love it.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 16, 2016 10:11 PM (Ga9pP)

Reminds me of "the night of the King's castration". Would love a link to a definitive version of that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 10:14 PM (bY0uH)

74 Honi soit la vache qui rit
---------

There's nothing funny about Latin.

Posted by: Ducati at November 16, 2016 10:14 PM (7H/2n)

75 Aye Mate... we saved those cows...

Then.... we put em on the Barby...

Posted by: Land Downunder PETA at November 16, 2016 10:14 PM (qf6WZ)

76 38 Soros video links

https://tinyurl.com/j673b76

https://tinyurl.com/zo3tw98

You need to visit The_Donald more often.

Posted by: Matt at November 16, 2016 10:03 PM (nUtZ9)

Got a link for a transcript? Would prefer to read it, not watch it.
Posted by: Hillary at November 16, 2016 10:06 PM (bY0uH)

Transcript 1

https://tinyurl.com/zhpdnah

Transcript 2

https://tinyurl.com/hurj4qw

Don't think they're verbatim but of the content. You can see Hillary with Soros in Haiti in the 90s at T-minus 8:25

Posted by: Matt at November 16, 2016 10:14 PM (nUtZ9)

77 Baby batter spitoon.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 16, 2016 10:15 PM (U77o1)

78
Bernie Sanders Could Replace President Trump With Little-Known Loophole.



No! McMuffin!:

Personally, I wouldn't mind if the Electoral College rejected them both and just picked McMullin as a matter of conscience.

- Jonah Goldberg


Some would complain that this isn't very democratic. So what?

- Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2016 10:15 PM (kdS6q)

79 I was always a sucker for The Cremation of Sam McGee


There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2016 10:15 PM (0F67M)

80 42 Funnily enough, the Soros video doesn't work for me.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 10:07 PM (sdi6R)

Go to post number 28

Posted by: Matt at November 16, 2016 10:15 PM (nUtZ9)

81 I thought a punani was a tropical Muldoon that devastated Japan?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2016 10:16 PM (7cmcE)

82 Actually I think the transcripts might be verbatim

Transcript 1

https://tinyurl.com/zhpdnah

Transcript 2

https://tinyurl.com/hurj4qw

Don't think they're verbatim but of the content. You can see Hillary with Soros in Haiti in the 90s at T-minus 8:25

Posted by: Matt at November 16, 2016 10:16 PM (nUtZ9)

83 21 So all the Hillary doubles are in the UE line now?
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable & Profoundly Unserious at November 16, 2016 10:00 PM (cOHS7)

Was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 10:17 PM (nI61m)

84 78
Bernie Sanders Could Replace President Trump With Little-Known Loophole.



No! McMuffin!:

Personally, I wouldn't mind if the Electoral College rejected them both and just picked McMullin as a matter of conscience.

- Jonah Goldberg


Some would complain that this isn't very democratic. So what?

- Jonah Goldberg
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2016 10:15 PM (kdS6q)

I wish him & NROs token AA would ride off into the super moon together

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2016 10:17 PM (voOPb)

85 The setting a bull on fire thing is horrific. I'm no animal rights guy but that's just wanton cruelty.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 16, 2016 10:18 PM (0mRoj)

86 I just trimmed back my azalea bushes last week.

Better that than trimming Azalea's bush.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 16, 2016 10:18 PM (b/kAv)

87 I'm sad and worried. My cat hasn't come home. She always comes before dark. She has a collar and ID tag.

Posted by: smackdab at November 16, 2016 10:18 PM (sO6CM)

88 Christmas suits, Christmas suits

Christmas, ...all the way...


HEY INSOMNIAC


How did the phone interview go?

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 16, 2016 10:18 PM (zu88C)

89 Has navycopjoe checked in since election night?

I know the Cubs win will sustain him for years, but he really does vote Dem, doesn't he?

I hope he's ok. This one was kind of brutal.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:18 PM (AO1jw)

90 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2016 10:15 PM (kdS6q

Seriously? Is this recent?

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 10:19 PM (nI61m)

91 Grumpy, Sam McGee is another childhood favorite. I have a video of it that I'll put in tomorrow's ONT.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 16, 2016 10:19 PM (Ga9pP)

92 Reminds me of "the night of the King's castration". Would love a link to a definitive version of that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------------

Or, 'The Crepitation Contest'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2016 10:19 PM (7H/2n)

93 >>The setting a bull on fire thing is horrific. I'm no animal rights guy but that's just wanton cruelty.

Don't ever go to a bull fight in Mexico. More like torture than fighting.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2016 10:19 PM (/tuJf)

94 Investigation of Soros's money trail needs to be one of the top priorities of incoming AG Cruz.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 16, 2016 10:19 PM (vYaiw)

95 Great ONT wd! Those Christmas suits remind me of the sweaters I was forced to wear as a child.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 16, 2016 10:20 PM (AJeMv)

96 OK. Here is Iggy Azalea's big hit song, "Fancy":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zpOMYRi0w

773 million YouTube views. Pretty impressive.


Here is Postmodern Jukebox's version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzPGzGUNZbs


Game, set, and match. It isn't even close. That has been one of my favorite PMJ covers for a while.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

97 Nowhere near first

Posted by: socalcon at November 16, 2016 10:20 PM (UXScn)

98 Third Base!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 16, 2016 10:20 PM (0F67M)

99 Posted by: smackdab at November 16, 2016 10:18 PM (sO6CM)

How old is she? Some of mine started taking French leave when they got about a year and a half old.

Stay gone a day or three, come sauntering back like they could care less that you've been hysterical worrying about them.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:20 PM (AO1jw)

100 I know the Cubs win will sustain him for years, but he really does vote Dem, doesn't he?

I hope he's ok. This one was kind of brutal.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:18 PM (AO1jw)

======

I never saw him as a Scankles supporter. More likely a Reagan Dem this cycle, not that it makes a difference in HI.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 16, 2016 10:20 PM (U77o1)

101 Could have been Birthday suits, so, I'm not complaining.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2016 10:21 PM (7H/2n)

102 This was fun, Jules found it. A History quiz-
http://tinyurl.com/jp6e92g

Pretty easy, but there are a few tough ones.

Posted by: Farmer at November 16, 2016 10:21 PM (o/90i)

103 Who?- a limerick

Somebody named Iggy Azalea
Resplendent in all her regalia
But some find it gross
That she feels she must boast
Of her G-Y-N paraphernalia.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2016 10:21 PM (wPiJc)

104 Posted by: smackdab at November 16, 2016 10:18 PM (sO6CM)

Best wishes, can see why that's worrying you.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 16, 2016 10:21 PM (3myMJ)

105
Canada's Gay Curling Leagues Take Pride on Ice



I see the New York Times is working on that reconnecting its coverage to the interests of the average American voter thing....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2016 10:21 PM (kdS6q)

106 I must visit a different part of Canada than our kindly host. I didn't watch curling, but went axe-throwing.

Posted by: Long Running Fool at November 16, 2016 10:21 PM (L0bUn)

107 92 MH

>> The Crepitation Contest

Perhaps the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Damn near fainted laughing so hard the first time I heard it.

Posted by: ibguy at November 16, 2016 10:22 PM (vUcdz)

108 i pity whoever got that pinto out of that panel.

but you have to do what has to be done.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 16, 2016 10:22 PM (CLXpx)

109 96 OK. Here is Iggy Azalea's big hit song, "Fancy":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zpOMYRi0w

773 million YouTube views. Pretty impressive.


Here is Postmodern Jukebox's version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzPGzGUNZbs


Game, set, and match. It isn't even close. That has been one of my favorite PMJ covers for a while.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

I really can't stand that song. She's just another white girl pretending to be black.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 16, 2016 10:22 PM (0mRoj)

110 Or, 'The Crepitation Contest'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2016 10:19 PM (7H/2n)

That one can be found on Youtube. You want the original, recorded by Peter Ustinov and other CBC personalities, sub rosa in the lat '40's - early '50's, with the event being held at Maple Leaf Gardens.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 10:23 PM (bY0uH)

111 Wound have been second had I not enjoyed the content so much...

Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2016 10:23 PM (ZIFyZ)

112 From WZ:

Vox: Women Who Voted For Trump Are Fearful, Ignorant And Resent Other Women

They insult and hate us and wonder why we didn't vote the way they told us.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 16, 2016 10:24 PM (Nwg0u)

113 109
I really can't stand that song. She's just another white girl pretending to be black.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 16, 2016 10:22 PM (0mRoj)


But PMJ fucking rocks it. Or jazzes it, I guess.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 10:24 PM (sdi6R)

114 Could Should have been Birthday suits
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2016 10:21 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Lena at November 16, 2016 10:24 PM (DMUuz)

115 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:20 PM (AO1jw)

She's spayed, about 2 1/2 years old and a big, sweet female.

Posted by: smackdab at November 16, 2016 10:24 PM (sO6CM)

116 Heck I could've been firs if I didn't stop to read.
Posted by: Farmer at November 16, 2016 09:59 PM (o/90i)

Well, you can still be spruces.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 10:01

LOL, I'd better spuce up before work tomorrow. This wine isn't drinking itself tonight.

Posted by: Farmer at November 16, 2016 10:25 PM (o/90i)

117 The Soros video is on youtube

Posted by: Cn at November 16, 2016 10:25 PM (wczgi)

118 I forgot when I first heard that Common People. it is among my favorite songs.

When Joe Jackson comes in...

Really, that's good stuff.

Posted by: blaster at November 16, 2016 10:25 PM (stTTh)

119 It's gotten very weird. Liberals are interested in telling everyone how bad they are and little else.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 16, 2016 10:26 PM (3myMJ)

120 Also pretty funny:

https://youtu.be/Ac7G7xOG2Ag

Posted by: ibguy at November 16, 2016 10:26 PM (vUcdz)

121 Well, if she's gonna lay claim to the prettiest pussy -- well does best mean cutest? -- she needs to show it show we can judge for ourselves. She's up against some really stiff competition.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 16, 2016 10:26 PM (DW+jj)

122 Vox: Women Who Voted For Trump Are Fearful, Ignorant And Resent Other Women

Gotta ask, how's the introspection going?

Posted by: t-bird at November 16, 2016 10:26 PM (/wWB4)

123 It's starting to get cold nights here in Georgia and I can't imagine her not coming home if she could.

Posted by: smackdab at November 16, 2016 10:26 PM (sO6CM)

124 I do believe this is the original, 1946.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyV_nE0b7Gs

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 10:26 PM (bY0uH)

125
Also:

"After moving to Vancouver, he joined the gay Pacific Rim Curling League"

And what mayhaps are the names of the teams in the Pacific Rim *tee hee* Curling League? Why, these naturellement:

http://tinyurl.com/h9ovzg8

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2016 10:26 PM (kdS6q)

126 That was some pretty damn good trolling by the traffic reporter.

But the giggling in the background was the best part.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 16, 2016 10:27 PM (b/kAv)

127 Konbanwa tovah, meine droozh'ya!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2016 10:28 PM (kP16F)

128 Iggy Azalea wants you to know that she has a bomb-ass punani


If she's had as much work done on that socket as she has on her face no telling what that thing will do.

Posted by: gNewt at November 16, 2016 10:28 PM (S8ZhK)

129 538 had Clinton odds at 80%

-
There have been several stories from pollsters and talking heads to the effect, "We knew Hillz would lose; we just didn't tell you."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 16, 2016 10:28 PM (Nwg0u)

130 If some people want to pay less and give up co-seating or carry on luggage, what business is it of Buzzfeed's?

++++

Actually, it hurts a bit to say this, but I'm on Buzzfeed's side on this one. They are just reporting on United's newest offering: Basic Economy Class, or as Buzzfeed calls it, Misery Class. Nowhere in the piece does Buzzfeed say that United should be prevented from offering this service, or that the government should get involved. They just offer their opinion that it is a miserable experience.

The only thing I find objectionable is the headline:
United Has A New "Basic Economy" Ticket And It's An Insult To Human Dignity

I would say the "Insult to human dignity" bit is over the top, but hey, it's Buzzfeed. Over the top is their market niche.

Posted by: Cow in the Top Pic at November 16, 2016 10:29 PM (R+30W)

131 Great ONT wd! Those Christmas suits remind me of the sweaters I was forced to wear as a child.

Try a bunny suit
Posted by: Ralphie

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 16, 2016 10:29 PM (voOPb)

132 BREAKING: Mike Flynn as Natl Sec Adviser per ABC News

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 16, 2016 10:29 PM (AJeMv)

133 /bovine sock

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2016 10:29 PM (R+30W)

134 But PMJ fucking rocks it. Or jazzes it, I guess.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 10:24 PM (sdi6R)

Their musical talent is undeniable, but I must confess it still found it rather obnoxious.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 16, 2016 10:30 PM (0mRoj)

135 Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798929890024140800

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798929970672209920

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798930075869659136

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798930186049699840

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798930291033337857


Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2016 10:30 PM (Ya7zs)

136 Star Chamber at Columbia University

If anyone knows how to run a secret kangaroo court, it's Columbia University.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12662

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 16, 2016 10:30 PM (vBeA5)

137 Did Trump tweet that Gowdy will be his AG?

Posted by: Is this bullshit? at November 16, 2016 10:31 PM (45xbG)

138 Posted by: smackdab at November 16, 2016 10:24 PM (sO6CM)

She might be cheating on you. Do you have neighbors?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:31 PM (AO1jw)

139 128 Iggy Azalea wants you to know that she has a bomb-ass punani


If she's had as much work done on that socket as she has on her face no telling what that thing will do.

Posted by: gNewt at November 16, 2016 10:28 PM (S8ZhK)

Ribbed for his pleasure.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 16, 2016 10:31 PM (0mRoj)

140 Classic maneuver by that dude Iggy Azalea. Claim to have the best most pretty pussy knowing that you don't and have a penis.

Put up or shut up brother.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 10:31 PM (nI61m)

141 More Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798930402303938560

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798930511137677314

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798931740412608512

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798931853126275072

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798931946361548800

Posted by: kbdabear at November 16, 2016 10:32 PM (Ya7zs)

142 No; Trump's last tweets were 15 hours ago, putting the boot to the NYT for their lies.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 16, 2016 10:32 PM (7cmcE)

143 So much excellent content, which I will savour, because if it's not me then someone will!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2016 10:32 PM (kP16F)

144 I cant place Flynn....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:32 PM (AO1jw)

145 I read that Lena Dunham whine. Voting for Trump indicates you are racist, hate women, minorities and don't even consider them human.

What really pisses them off is the white women going for Trump. Traitors. These lunatics think women should vote as some block, the cult of the Vagina.

Take your average woman. She's many things besides a woman, a lot of things, and she like any normal person, is going to vote based on those other things. And yet that doesn't compute with these SJWs.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 16, 2016 10:32 PM (DW+jj)

146 This was fun, Jules found it. A History quiz-
http://tinyurl.com/jp6e92g

Pretty easy, but there are a few tough ones.


Took it and missed one. Not happy about that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 16, 2016 10:32 PM (IcT7t)

147 Lord Windesmear flexes his knees and grips the farting post...

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at November 16, 2016 10:33 PM (Tyii7)

148 Cruz as AG is going to be given broad power to go after and break the Lefts sources of government funding. NGO's and the UN need to be completely defunded by the US taxpayers.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 16, 2016 10:33 PM (vYaiw)

149
Monsieur wishes to see some picture of said league? But of course:

[pics]

www.facebook.com/pacrimcurling

Note the championship team seems to have a disproportionate number of she-males, which is stretching the "at least one chick on the team" rule a tad far.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2016 10:33 PM (kdS6q)

150 "BREAKING: Mike Flynn as Natl Sec Adviser per ABC News"

Probably a good choice. However, this is abc we are talking about, not something official from PE Trump.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 16, 2016 10:33 PM (d76uN)

151 128 Iggy Azalea wants you to know that she has a bomb-ass punani


If she's had as much work done on that socket as she has on her face no telling what that thing will do.

Posted by: gNewt at November 16, 2016 10:28 PM (S8ZhK)

Have a baby because She's a man.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 10:34 PM (nI61m)

152 Posted by: smackdab at November 16, 2016 10:24 PM (sO6CM)

I know how anxious you are; been there, done that..... sending you hugs and good kittty vibes. She'll come back.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:34 PM (AO1jw)

153 144
I cant place Flynn....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:32 PM (AO1jw)


He spoke at the Rep. convention. Been on Fox several times as a Trump supporter.
Wiki entry....although it lists him as a Dem:
http://tinyurl.com/hk4gwuk

Posted by: Tami at November 16, 2016 10:34 PM (Enq6K)

154 Lord Windesmear flexes his knees and grips the farting post...
Posted by: That deplorable guy
-----------

*moves beyond the blast radius*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2016 10:34 PM (7H/2n)

155 >>I cant place Flynn....

Very solid guy. Used to run the DIA and was very critical of how Obama has handled ISIS and the Middle East.

Also, a Rhode Islander so naturally he's extremely handsome and hung like a horse.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2016 10:35 PM (/tuJf)

156 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 16, 2016 10:32 PM (DW+jj)

Perhaps even more stupid is when a woman is lectured by a college boy about her racism and misogyny. There are people will not be eating turkey with us this year, or maybe ever

Posted by: Cn at November 16, 2016 10:36 PM (wczgi)

157 Unfortunately, I'm hung like a human.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 16, 2016 10:36 PM (DW+jj)

158 Also, a Rhode Islander so naturally he's extremely handsome and hung like a horse.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2016 10:35 PM (/tuJf)

Rules....pics or blah, blah, blah.

Posted by: Tami at November 16, 2016 10:36 PM (Enq6K)

159 Well, ffs, I"ll take y'alls word for it, but even Obama put Rs in these sorts of positions, didn't he?

A democrat, really?

Hopefully a DINO, like my Mama and Daddy.

From RI, though?!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:37 PM (AO1jw)

160 Nikki Haley Demands to See Trump's Tax Returns...
====

Seems like just 6 months ago...

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 16, 2016 10:38 PM (zu88C)

161 >>Rules....pics or blah, blah, blah.

I don't have a picture of him handy.

You'll just have to trust me.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2016 10:38 PM (/tuJf)

162 ...oh...wait...it's a triple flutterblast!

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at November 16, 2016 10:38 PM (Tyii7)

163 Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2016 10:35 PM (/tuJf)

But how does he handle squash muffins?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:38 PM (AO1jw)

164 >>But how does he handle squash muffins?

I don't know what that means but it sounds dirty.

All this winning has tired me out. Night all.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 16, 2016 10:40 PM (/tuJf)

165 Also, a Rhode Islander so naturally he's extremely handsome and hung like a horse.

Not sure that's really all that impressive:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/gkqfmuq (sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 16, 2016 10:40 PM (IcT7t)

166
I cant place Flynn....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


Well, the National Review is describing him as "controversial" and quoting the Bush Co Neocon Foreign Policy establishment to denounce the likes of him, so -- that's good enough for me.

Also, no confirmation needed for the job, so he can start picking out drapes from the GSA catalog.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2016 10:40 PM (kdS6q)

167 smackdab, what's her name?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:40 PM (AO1jw)

168 So all the Hillary doubles are in the UE line now?

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable Profoundly Unserious at November 16, 2016 10:00 PM (cOHS7)


Maybe they could do children's parties, or mall openings.

. . . Busking in the Moscow Metro, or the Hall of Almost Presidents at the Shanghai Knotts Belly Farm. . .

Maybe doing Storm Troopers to pimp the next Star Wars movie. . .

. . . Um, I denounce myself.

Posted by: Kiindltot at November 16, 2016 10:41 PM (IhB2Z)

169
Hopefully a DINO, like my Mama and Daddy.

My Mama and Daddy were DINOs. I loved them and they loved me.

Posted by: Barney at November 16, 2016 10:41 PM (IqV8l)

170 This was fun, Jules found it. A History quiz-
http://tinyurl.com/jp6e92g
Pretty easy, but there are a few tough ones.

Took it and missed one. Not happy about that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 16, 2016 10:32

Same here. I missed one of the BC questions. Pissed me off.

Posted by: Farmer at November 16, 2016 10:41 PM (o/90i)

171 I thought Mike Flynn was Ace's friend who was running for Congress, and then died suddenly?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 10:41 PM (bY0uH)

172 Well, ffs, I"ll take y'alls word for it, but even Obama put Rs in these sorts of positions, didn't he?

A democrat, really?

Hopefully a DINO, like my Mama and Daddy.

From RI, though?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:37 PM (AO1jw)

=======

Regardless of party, if true he is a very good choice.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_T._Flynn

Posted by: Flyboy at November 16, 2016 10:41 PM (U77o1)

173 Hillary Clinton nunca sera la presidente de los Estados Unidos.

Because it is just as beautiful in Spanish as in English.

Plus diversity!

Posted by: Ripley at November 16, 2016 10:42 PM (NbRJx)

174 I"m reading he's a straight shooter with no love of PC bullshit and he was fired for daring to suggest we were losing ground.

Seriously, I don't know how much more I can love Trump.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:42 PM (AO1jw)

175 I learned it as:


One June morning in the middle of May,
Two dead boys went out to play.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe my tale,
Ask the blind man-he saw it all!


(All from memory, BTW)

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 16, 2016 10:42 PM (ar2KI)

176 Yeah, the only place I'm seeing it is on WZ, with a screen grab from the abc Good Morning America twitter account. Might be bogus.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 16, 2016 10:43 PM (AJeMv)

177 Posted by: Barney at November 16, 2016 10:41 PM (IqV8l)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:43 PM (AO1jw)

178 I think this Nikki Haley (my gov, of course) is more of this "helpful suggestion" stuff. Of course, she did go to Trump Tower and talk with him.

I didn't believe it, but there are stories saying she's being considered for SecState along with however many hundreds are.

Nikki has dropped a few notches with me. I haven't thrown her under the proverbial bus, but she has pissed me off a bit. I'll take her over Miss Lindsey any day, though.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 16, 2016 10:43 PM (DW+jj)

179 @43, Burnt Toast

Thread winner?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2016 10:43 PM (kP16F)

180 Talking equine sock off.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 16, 2016 10:44 PM (DW+jj)

181 Okay dudes....off to bead early because tomorrow is my BIRTHDAY!

Welcome Mike Flynn, sir, burn ISIS to the ground!


smackdab, I"m saying a prayer for your sweet girl....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:45 PM (AO1jw)

182 https://tinyurl.com/hcgxoj3

In case you wanted to see the screen grab of the supposed announcement.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 16, 2016 10:45 PM (AJeMv)

183 So I was wondering, what is the Horde's take on PizzaGate? I really don't want to believe it, but there's just so much there. Something is going on, and I'm creeped the fuck out.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 16, 2016 10:45 PM (HI7tv)

184 I've been steadily losing respect for liberals over the past decade, and this week sent my opinion of them into an absolute nosedive. They're insufferable bullies when in power and unbearable crybabies and whiners when they aren't. They've taken hypocrisy to supernova levels. They've revealed that they have absolutely no principles other than grabbing power (or, more pathetically, grabbing _vicarious_ power) and no ideals other than moral preening and hating those who challenge their selfish, spiteful tantrums.

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 16, 2016 10:46 PM (LpOFE)

185 Well, the National Review is describing him as "controversial" and
quoting the Bush Co Neocon Foreign Policy establishment to denounce the
likes of him, so -- that's good enough for me.



Of course they are. When was the last time you heard a globalist called controversial?

Posted by: cm9000 at November 16, 2016 10:46 PM (vYaiw)

186
Nikki has dropped a few notches with me. I haven't thrown her under
the proverbial bus, but she has pissed me off a bit. I'll take her over
Miss Lindsey any day, though.

======

Plenty to choose from.

No reason or need to pick either one.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 16, 2016 10:47 PM (zu88C)

187 On the cell, so being brief... B4 reading post, I just wanted to comment:

Ace is so great with a turn of phrase....

"...some kind of Amygdala-Milking Bukakke of Terror."

Heh. What talent!

Posted by: mindful webworker - occasionallyl at November 16, 2016 10:47 PM (EdhH3)

188
3
Breaking:



Hillary Clinton will never be President if the United States of America.



#NeverGetsOld

Posted by: ibguy at November 16, 2016 09:54 PM (vUcdz)








Almost as funny as "Because A and B, but mostly because B"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 16, 2016 10:47 PM (LuZz8)

189 Soros was a member of the JudenRat in Hungary. A group of Jews who went out of their way to point out other Jews were hiding or otherwise faking their identities in order to survive. He also helped his own Mother kill herself, rather than trying to hide her himself.

He is easily one of the worst people currently alive in this planet. Burning him alive would be too good for him.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 16, 2016 10:47 PM (GDtGL)

190 It's starting to get cold nights here in Georgia and I can't imagine her not coming home if she could.

Posted by: smackdab at November 16, 2016 10:26 PM (sO6CM)

Can you make a recording of the sound of the can opener on your phone, and then go out in the street to play it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 10:47 PM (bY0uH)

191
Nikki has dropped a few notches with me. I haven't thrown her under the proverbial bus, but she has pissed me off a bit. I'll take her over Miss Lindsey any day, though.
Posted by: Mr. Ed


Talk about low bars.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 16, 2016 10:48 PM (IqV8l)

192 Sooooo... Shall we say Iggy Azalea has a plessora of Lazarus puthy?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 16, 2016 10:48 PM (kP16F)

193 134 But PMJ fucking rocks it. Or jazzes it, I guess.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 10:24 PM (sdi6R)

Their musical talent is undeniable, but I must confess it still found it rather obnoxious.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 16, 2016 10:30 PM (0mRoj)



It just now occurred to me that it works *perfectly* as a 1920s Jazz Age/Great Gatsby/flapper song.

I mean, I always loved PMJ's musical treatment, but it even works lyrically too. I'm actually kind of stunned.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 10:48 PM (sdi6R)

194 I posted this in an earlier thread, but it bears reposting - Trump photo collage made up of crying liberals
http://tinyurl.com/hpucahc

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2016 10:49 PM (7qAYi)

195 Google Lt Gen Mike Flynn and it appears legit. Many other sources confirming this as well. Seems it just broke bout an hour ago.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 16, 2016 10:49 PM (AJeMv)

196 So Han Solo really was banging Princes Leah

Posted by: origional Jake at November 16, 2016 10:49 PM (t8Fxm)

197 Dammit - linked me to Puffington Host and gave that shitrag a free click and got zero in return. The story was shit, the purpose was shit and the author even admitted it was click bait. Feel dirty as all hell. Not cool, man.

Posted by: Smitty27 at November 16, 2016 10:50 PM (g9d8D)

198 Didn't Nikki Hailey did Trump early on?

Posted by: origional Jake at November 16, 2016 10:50 PM (t8Fxm)

199 I posted this in an earlier thread, but it bears reposting - Trump photo collage made up of crying liberals
http://tinyurl.com/hpucahc

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2016 10:49 PM (7qAYi)

Man! That would make a great wall poster.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 10:50 PM (bY0uH)

200 Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:31 PM (AO1jw)

Neighbors, neighbor cats, yes. My wife and I are hoping someone took her in for the night or something. She's never been missing overnight before though and I can't see her getting close to other people.

Thank you for you kind words and wishes. I hate to say it but I don't think I can let her momma and brother out anymore after this no matter what happens. It's a shame because they love going out and it makes them happy.

Posted by: smackdab at November 16, 2016 10:52 PM (sO6CM)

201 So I was wondering, what is the Horde's take on PizzaGate? I really don't want to believe it, but there's just so much there. Something is going on, and I'm creeped the fuck out.

It fits a pattern.

When someone thinks they're above the law or in total control of a group, they seek to break taboos and see how far they can go.

I think that's why so many cults end up with leaders that molest kids, because they can and they believe no one will say anything for fear of being kicked out of or killed by the cult.

So it would follow that a bunch of people who so far have damn near literally been "above the law" would be trafficking and molesting kids. Any snitches would have to know this group would certainly kill them.

Not saying it's true, just that it fits.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 16, 2016 10:53 PM (IcT7t)

202 So, anyways, they are implementing a new database, new phone system, new documentation standards, and a call center style phone process at work . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZnronVFyDE

Posted by: Kiindltot at November 16, 2016 10:53 PM (IhB2Z)

203 >> Didn't Nikki Hailey did Trump early on?

There's a typo there, and I can't make sense out of it. Didn't Nikki Haley do what with Trump early on?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 16, 2016 10:54 PM (DW+jj)

204 Ah oops. Never mind. ABC has retracted the story. Not a confirmation.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 16, 2016 10:55 PM (AJeMv)

205 Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 16, 2016 10:49 PM (AJeMv)

Not saying it's false. Saying use caution until it appears on Trumps twitter timeline. If it already has

/on emily litella voice

Never mind

/off emily litella voice

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 16, 2016 10:55 PM (d76uN)

206 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 10:47 PM (bY0uH)

I have a whistle call I do to call the cats home (I have four) and I walked all over doing it. It's about 11 P.M here now and neighbors may get annoyed if I keep it up. She would have heard me by now. I'm so sad

Posted by: smackdab at November 16, 2016 10:55 PM (sO6CM)

207 Curling is an interesting sport. Whenever I'm in Canada, I find myself watching and enjoying it despite myself. I don't know why. I just start watching and before long an hour or two has gone by.

It's the brooms.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 16, 2016 10:56 PM (zc3Db)

208 I have a whistle call I do to call the cats home (I have four) and I walked all over doing it. It's about 11 P.M here now and neighbors may get annoyed if I keep it up. She would have heard me by now. I'm so sad

Posted by: smackdab at November 16, 2016 10:55 PM (sO6CM)

I hope you kitteh comes home soon, smackdab. But I don't think you have to worry about her being cold. Kitties find warm places to den up, and they have nice fur coats, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 10:57 PM (bY0uH)

209 Really, what is it with these people? It's a voluntary transaction. If some people want to pay less and give up co-seating or carry on luggage, what business is it of Buzzfeed's? United wouldn't be selling these options if there wasn't demand for them.

Buzzfeed would have thrown a real conniption fit over People's Express.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 16, 2016 10:57 PM (zc3Db)

210 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 16, 2016 10:45

Happy Bday Tammy!

Posted by: Farmer at November 16, 2016 10:57 PM (o/90i)

211 Nikki Hailey diss TrumP

Posted by: origional Jake at November 16, 2016 10:58 PM (t8Fxm)

212 Hillary, along with Huma is plotting her 2020 run. In between drunken rants against her staff and anyone else who is unfortunate enough to come into her orbit.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 16, 2016 10:58 PM (vYaiw)

213 Why am I not 50 points ahead?

Posted by: Shrillary curled up in a ball at November 16, 2016 10:58 PM (w0oFI)

214 183 So I was wondering, what is the Horde's take on PizzaGate? I really don't want to believe it, but there's just so much there. Something is going on, and I'm creeped the fuck out.
Posted by: mugiwara at November 16, 2016 10:45 PM (HI7tv)


I saw the link from a couple of days ago, and it is creepy as fuck.

I wish somebody would link it again, so I don't have to go searching for it.

It would not surprise me a bit if our lords and masters in DC were doing shit that would make Roman emperors blush. Not one bit. These people truly think they are above any law.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 10:58 PM (sdi6R)

215 Smackdab, we have an older kitty who goes but she comes back in early; unfortunately we lost a younger kitty earlier this year - coyotes is my guess. Praying your kitty turns up.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2016 10:59 PM (gcme+)

216 I have a whistle call I do to call the cats home (I
have four) and I walked all over doing it. It's about 11 P.M here now
and neighbors may get annoyed if I keep it up. She would have heard me
by now. I'm so sad

Posted by: smackdab at November 16, 2016 10:55 PM (sO6CM)

Try putting her liter box outside...or her bed if she has one.

Posted by: Tami at November 16, 2016 11:00 PM (Enq6K)

217 Didn't someone from the NYPD say that there was very disgusting material on Weiner's computer? I seem to remember that.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

218 He addressed why he has remained a registered Democrat, but didn't say whether he'd changed his affiliation. "I grew up as a Democrat in a very strong Democratic family, but I will tell you that Democratic party that exists in this country is not the Democratic Party that I grew up around in my upbringing," he said. "I vote for leaders."

++++

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/10/politics/lt-gen-michael-flynn-
donald-trump-vice-president-abc-this-week-dallas-shooting/

Flynn, at least as of this summer, was a registered Democrat. He is pro-choice. But, it sounds like he is disaffected with the donks. As National Security Adviser, I doubt his pro-choice views will matter much. And, it sounds like that on matters of national security, he is on top of the game.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 16, 2016 11:01 PM (R+30W)

219 217 Didn't someone from the NYPD say that there was very disgusting material on Weiner's computer? I seem to remember that.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

And the incoming President won't be threatening to take over the NYPD in order to protect him....

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2016 11:01 PM (7qAYi)

220 Iggy Azalea role model for girls aged 7&higher.

No wonder high school girls are asking for plastic surgery on their woman parts instead of boon jobs.

I really do feel for everybody with daughters these days. A couple of my good friends have daughters in high school and they are stressed out fathers.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 11:01 PM (nI61m)

221 Why am I not 50 points ahead?

We thought you said "pints", and figured it was at least that much.

Posted by: traumatized Hillary! staffer at November 16, 2016 11:02 PM (wpC7C)

222 214 183 So I was wondering, what is the Horde's take on PizzaGate? I really don't want to believe it, but there's just so much there. Something is going on, and I'm creeped the fuck out.
Posted by: mugiwara at November 16, 2016 10:45 PM (HI7tv)

I saw the link from a couple of days ago, and it is creepy as fuck.

I wish somebody would link it again, so I don't have to go searching for it.

It would not surprise me a bit if our lords and masters in DC were doing shit that would make Roman emperors blush. Not one bit. These people truly think they are above any law.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 10:58 PM (sdi6R)

Wouldn't surprise me either. Just look at Hollywood.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 16, 2016 11:02 PM (0mRoj)

223 what is pizzagate, in brief

Also remember the congress Paige fiasco in the mid 80's

Posted by: origional Jake at November 16, 2016 11:03 PM (t8Fxm)

224 Lena Dunham Did "shiva" for the country, I don't quite understand it but it's reserved for a parents or a child's death and it's pissing other Jews off. They feel it's making a mockery of it.

PizzaGate I didn't believe in the Spirt Cooking but that turned out to be true and some of the emails are really weird.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 16, 2016 11:03 PM (dKiJG)

225 Hate to say goodnight, but it's been a long week & we're only half way done. God bless, I'll see you tomorrow.

Posted by: josephistan at November 16, 2016 11:03 PM (7qAYi)

226 207 Curling is an interesting sport. Whenever I'm in Canada, I find myself watching and enjoying it despite myself. I don't know why. I just start watching and before long an hour or two has gone by.

It's the brooms.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 16, 2016 10:56 PM (zc3D

I've always loved watching curling during the Winter Olympics. Men's and Women's. Since forever.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 11:04 PM (nI61m)

227 Re: Mike Flynn, due to the misfire from abc's tweet saying it was a done deal, most other outlets are using the words "intend to select or pick". Possible choice but not official. Could be a total head fake as some had discussed earlier tonight.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 16, 2016 11:05 PM (AJeMv)

228 Evening all.

I got nothin', except....

President Trump.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 16, 2016 11:05 PM (D2vc1)

229 I've always loved watching curling during the Winter Olympics. Men's and Women's. Since forever.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 11:04 PM (nI61m)

The women curlers tend to be quite cute. Not all, but many of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 11:06 PM (bY0uH)

230 deport
deport
deport


Trump
Trump
Trump


!!!!

Posted by: origional Jake at November 16, 2016 11:07 PM (t8Fxm)

231 what is pizzagate, in brief
"Pizza" is allegedly a codeword for a boy. A "pizza party" would then be several boys.

I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader to figure out why they needed code words.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 16, 2016 11:07 PM (IcT7t)

232 >> http://tinyurl.com/jp6e92g

I just missed four on their Civil War quiz, two because I was careless.

Posted by: JEM at November 16, 2016 11:08 PM (TppKb)

233 I've been steadily losing respect for liberals over
the past decade, and this week sent my opinion of them into an absolute
nosedive. They're insufferable bullies when in power and unbearable
crybabies and whiners when they aren't. They've taken hypocrisy to
supernova levels. They've revealed that they have absolutely no
principles other than grabbing power (or, more pathetically, grabbing
_vicarious_ power) and no ideals other than moral preening and hating
those who challenge their selfish, spiteful tantrums.

Posted by: Trimegistus at November 16, 2016 10:46 PM (LpOFE)
------------------------------------------------------
So perfectly said. The moral preening is the most disgusting, coming from the baby-assassin cheerleaders that they are.

Posted by: loves me some freedom, yes I do at November 16, 2016 11:08 PM (whMsz)

234 Trump making Cruz AG is brilliant. Now Trump needs to give him full autonomy and power to take on the career bureaucrats in the Justice Department.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 16, 2016 11:09 PM (vYaiw)

235 Good night you beautiful morons.

Posted by: most deplorable Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at November 16, 2016 11:09 PM (Iy6JT)

236 Lena Dunham Did "shiva" for the country, I don't quite understand it but it's reserved for a parents or a child's death and it's pissing other Jews off. They feel it's making a mockery of it.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 16, 2016 11:03 PM (dKiJG)


Shiva is for any Jewish death. It is the family's mourning for 7 days after the burial. They stay in the home in mourning and people come to see them, express condolences and eat.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 16, 2016 11:09 PM (zc3Db)

237 National Security Advisor? I just call a plumber when my server acts up.

Posted by: Hillary! *hic* at November 16, 2016 11:09 PM (eeTCA)

238 and people wonder why other people really don't like gay dudes.

They are always trying to dork some underage young guys

Posted by: origional Jake at November 16, 2016 11:10 PM (t8Fxm)

239 217
Didn't someone from the NYPD say that there was very disgusting material on Weiner's computer? I seem to remember that.

it came right off when they wiped it with a cloth.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 16, 2016 11:10 PM (Oi5b2)

240 Yeah, Nikki Haley did diss Trump way back. They let her do the response to Barky's SOTU speech, saying something about resisting the siren call of the loud and angry voices. She endorsed Rubio for our Primary, and of course Trump won bigly. There was speculation Rubio might give her the VP slot if he won the nomination.

She endorsed Mittens back during the '12 primaries, and Newt won if you recall.

In reading some of the old stories about this, I had to laugh. The conventional wisdom was still that Trump was a buffoon and wasn't going to win a single primary. And they worried the ticket might be Rubio/Haley, and dissing Trump supporters might make them less inclined to support Rubio, who would be the likely nominee.

Very fun to read.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 16, 2016 11:10 PM (DW+jj)

241 I've always loved watching curling during the Winter Olympics. Men's and Women's. Since forever.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 11:04 PM (nI61m)


I'll admit to having become glued to the TV for a while during the Ottawa (was it?) Olympics. I got the same feeling that I had when I got glued to the TV for tractor pulls, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 16, 2016 11:10 PM (zc3Db)

242 PizzaGate is the alleged kiddie ring for high profile celebs and politicians.
They use code words
Cheese is little girl
Sauce is little boy

Some pretty sick shit.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 16, 2016 11:10 PM (dKiJG)

243 Tonight's ONT brought to you by Christmas suits:

Heavy bats, velocity, tight grip - some assembly required.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 16, 2016 11:11 PM (Yg871)

244 Thank you everyone. It sucks, Cats love to go out and I'm sure it is the highlight of their days. But the 'pro' advice is to always keep them in. So cat owners have to weigh the dangers vs their happiness and probably your own having a cat that is antsy and always wants out but can't.

Sorry you lost your cat, IC. I don't think we have coyotes around because I know there are ferals nearby in a park and also neighborhood cats out and about.

It's very tough not knowing what happened to a pet. Don't want to think about how horrible it must be for loved ones of people it happens to..

Posted by: smackdab at November 16, 2016 11:11 PM (sO6CM)

245 222 214 183 So I was wondering, what is the Horde's take on PizzaGate? I really don't want to believe it, but there's just so much there. Something is going on, and I'm creeped the fuck out.
Posted by: mugiwara at November 16, 2016 10:45 PM (HI7tv)

I saw the link from a couple of days ago, and it is creepy as fuck.

I wish somebody would link it again, so I don't have to go searching for it.

It would not surprise me a bit if our lords and masters in DC were doing shit that would make Roman emperors blush. Not one bit. These people truly think they are above any law.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 10:58 PM (sdi6R)

Wouldn't surprise me either. Just look at Hollywood.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 16, 2016 11:02 PM (0mRoj

It's legit. I followed the rabbit hole down using Reddit and 4Chan.

Rememeber 8mm and how Nic Cage responded. Comet Ping Pong, Peso Island, and Tony Podesta's house and bunker all need to be droned.

I'll admit, that shit 4Chan and Reddit users dug up really got to me and had a negative effect on my health so I'm staying away from that investigation and praying justice is served and swift.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 11:11 PM (nI61m)

246 223 what is pizzagate, in brief

Also remember the congress Paige fiasco in the mid 80's
Posted by: origional Jake at November 16, 2016 11:03 PM (t8Fxm)


There was a link on a daytime thread a couple of days ago that would curl your hair. It did mine.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 11:12 PM (sdi6R)

247 Shiva is for any Jewish death. It is the family's mourning for 7 days after the burial. They stay in the home in mourning and people come to see them, express condolences and eat.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

Thank you
I can see why they would be pissed at her

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 16, 2016 11:13 PM (dKiJG)

248 It's starting to get cold nights here in Georgia and I can't imagine her not coming home if she could.

Posted by: smackdab at November 16, 2016 10:26 PM (sO6CM)


It's good that you got her a collar and ID. Around here, every few months a new kitty wanders up on the porch for a few weeks while my indoor-only kitties moo angrily through the glass. I never know whether to feed them or take them to the shelter, if they're strays or what. Later on, someone down the street mentions "oh yeah, I let sweetie wander wherever she likes". But God forbid you put a collar and tag on her, asshole.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2016 11:14 PM (8nWyX)

249 I liked Shatner singing the song. Pretty catchy. It helps that he doesn't really sing, just talks. Something he is pretty good at.

The video though, kind of got distracting.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 16, 2016 11:14 PM (wfDW1)

250 So I was wondering, what is the Horde's take on
PizzaGate? I really don't want to believe it, but there's just so much
there. Something is going on, and I'm creeped the fuck out.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 16, 2016 10:45 PM (HI7tv)



I saw the link from a couple of days ago, and it is creepy as fuck.



I wish somebody would link it again, so I don't have to go searching for it.



It would not surprise me a bit if our lords and masters in DC were
doing shit that would make Roman emperors blush. Not one bit. These
people truly think they are above any law.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 10:58 PM (sdi6R)

Was just reading this thread on reddit and man is it disturbing:http://bit.ly/2fXlUld

tl;dr, girl goes to Haiti to investigate human sex trafficking and the Clinton's involvement, girl's family is informed a few days ago that she was found dead and it all sounds very suspicious...

Posted by: mugiwara at November 16, 2016 11:14 PM (HI7tv)

251 The women curlers tend to be quite cute. Not all, but many of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 11:06 PM (bY0uH

I'm glad I'm not alone thinking the same thing.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 11:15 PM (nI61m)

252 I'll admit, that shit 4Chan and Reddit users dug up really got to me and had a negative effect on my health so I'm staying away from that investigation and praying justice is served and swift.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 11:11 PM (nI61m)

Once they get a list of suspects, they should put each one in a locked room with a table and chair, and on the table, a fifth of whisky, a tumbler, and a revolver with one cartridge in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 11:15 PM (bY0uH)

253 Re: Mike Flynn, due to the misfire from abc's tweet saying it was a done deal, most other outlets are using the words "intend to select or pick". Possible choice but not official. Could be a total head fake as some had discussed earlier tonight.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society


In other words, same old horseshit since last week.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 16, 2016 11:16 PM (Yg871)

254 Per BB Trump transition team says that all members of Trump's administration must sign agreement that they cannot be a lobbyist for five years. No one who is currently registered as a lobbyist will be considered for a role.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 16, 2016 11:16 PM (Q3CCX)

255 Nikki has dropped a few notches with me. I haven't thrown her under the proverbial bus, but she has pissed me off a bit. I'll take her over Miss Lindsey any day, though.


Posted by: Mr. Ed at November 16, 2016 10:43 PM (DW+jj)

Nikki can eat shit and go die in a fire.

I bought a Confederate Battle Flag in her honor.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 16, 2016 11:17 PM (D2vc1)

256 Podesta's art collection might as well be displayed under a neon **PEDOPHILE** sign.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 16, 2016 11:17 PM (HI7tv)

257 This is funny-
http://tinyurl.com/h297xss

Short version...teacher asked the kid what her favorite animal is...she said fried chicken. Sent to the principal, he laughed.

Next day, asked what her favorite live animal is. Kid replied chickens. Because they become fried chicken. Again sent to the principal, he laughed.

Then the third day teacher asked what historical figure she admired most. Col. Saunders she answered. Guess where she is now?

Posted by: Farmer at November 16, 2016 11:18 PM (o/90i)

258 PizzaGate they found out that the billionaire owned a modeling agency and they start at three, Supposedly they would come down to Pedo Island for a photo shoot and then.

I stopped looking at it I couldn't do it.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 16, 2016 11:18 PM (dKiJG)

259 joe scarborough seems to be the main person pushing Haley as SOS.

This walking bag of dicks would know this how?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 16, 2016 11:19 PM (d76uN)

260 Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2016 11:14 PM (8nWyX)

Yeah. But right now I'm imagining the collar came off because it's the breakaway type you're supposed to have or they can hang themselves supposedly. /sigh

I didn't have her chipped and probably should get all my cats chipped. Expense is why I haven't

Posted by: smackdab at November 16, 2016 11:19 PM (sO6CM)

261 Damn shame that Charlie Sheen went so far off the rails a while back.

'Cause otherwise, a series of video clips of his "Winning!" exclamations, would be perfect to preface or post script any Trump announcement of a new Cabinet pick, Permian Oil Find, joint military strike with Russia to kill ISIS, and things like that.

I have hopes for this administration. Giving the "You're Fired!" to Christie and his lobbyists will become known as an early signpost as to how utterly serious Trump is about making positive, observable, measurable and understandable change.

Not the "hopeless change" window dressing, stage plays of the outgoing twit of a twerp.

I once feared for my liver, drinking in despair lo these past nearly-eight years.

My liver might just be in more danger, celebrating throughout the eight years ahead.

At least it'll be for a GOOD cause, this time!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 16, 2016 11:20 PM (v5iqM)

262 If you are having trouble with visibility to see the supermoon, just stick a tortilla on a window. Same effect.

Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2016 11:20 PM (bMG0w)

263 Nikki has dropped a few notches with me. I haven't thrown her under the proverbial bus, but she has pissed me off a bit. I'll take her over Miss Lindsey any day, though.
Posted by: Mr. Ed


My problem with Nikki is the Rebel Battle flag thing. She gave a speech when she (and the leg) banned it from State property. The content of the speech was bizarre and stupid. really stupid. It went something like, "I know many will see this as burying history and disrespecting our forefathers but the idea that this flag represents offends our citizens and immigrants. The notion that future immigrants to our Country won't respect our history and culture is patently false. As a first generation immigrant I am proud to remove this symbol of discrimination and hate."
I mean really. Just completely too stupid to understand what she was saying.
My forefathers killed each other in that war.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at November 16, 2016 11:21 PM (07yXq)

264 254 Per BB Trump transition team says that all members of Trump's administration must sign agreement that they cannot be a lobbyist for five years. No one who is currently registered as a lobbyist will be considered for a role.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 16, 2016 11:16 PM (Q3CCX)


Is Rudy a registered lobbyist?

Posted by: Fox2! at November 16, 2016 11:21 PM (brIR5)

265 United's 'Basic Economy' sounds like Spirit Airlines, which I recently flew from Baltimore to Orlando. On Spirit you pay for every little thing. The basic fare was $44. $30 for a checked bag. $35 for a carry-on. More money if you want to select your seat. More money if you check-in at the airport and not online.

Not everyone is going to like this model, but it worked for me. With taxes, my one-way fare was $88 for me and my suitcase, about the same as a Southwest flight and the Spirit flight was more convenient. It was freeing to not lug a carry-on through the airport and on the plane. Despite not paying to reserve a seat I got an aisle seat and had plenty of legroom.

I wouldn't want to fly Spirit every time, especially on a long flight, but I appreciated paying a rock-bottom fare for a 2-hour flight. If people don't want United's Basic Economy, they won't buy it. What's Buzzfeed's problem?

Posted by: biancaneve at November 16, 2016 11:21 PM (IKOfL)

266 I've always loved watching curling during the Winter Olympics. Men's and Women's. Since forever.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 11:04 PM (nI61m)

The Canadian Women's Curling Team never fails to elicit a "dayum, nice" from this boy.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 16, 2016 11:22 PM (D2vc1)

267 Here is Postmodern Jukebox's version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzPGzGUNZbs



Thanks whoever posted this above. The thing about PMJ I like so much is the play better versions of lousy pop songs that are popular for some reason. I have no intentions of listening to Iggy Azaila are whatever her name is. Iggy Pop is kind of awesome though. That singer in the PMJ video is purty.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 16, 2016 11:23 PM (7sVVC)

268 The global elites indulge in sex with children as a matter of course. It is normal in the circles they run in. Just look at Hollywood.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 16, 2016 11:23 PM (vYaiw)

269 I liked Shatner singing the song. Pretty catchy. It helps that he doesn't really sing, just talks. Something he is pretty good at.

The video though, kind of got distracting.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


It's from his "Has Been" album. I recommended it a couple weeks ago to another Moron (forgot who) on an ONT. Pretty good album, actually. The Henry Rollins collaboration ("I can't get behind that!") is awesome.

Posted by: Oedipus at November 16, 2016 11:23 PM (CXLVd)

270 Great ONT, WD.

Just one question: How did you get that picture of my wife's horse?

Posted by: tbodie at November 16, 2016 11:24 PM (nQpdK)

271 Great ONT Dave,

I have no wit to offer. Just commenting to link to the indiegogo/generosity fund SMFH now going as Joy and Pain set up for burial expenses for Carl. Bonus points she did not use gofukme.

Posted by: PaleRider says go help SMFH now Joy and Pain at November 16, 2016 11:25 PM (dkExz)

272 256 Podesta's art collection might as well be displayed under a neon **PEDOPHILE** sign.
Posted by: mugiwara at November 16, 2016 11:17 PM (HI7tv)

Nothing artistic about pictures of children barely clothed in bondage.

Sick fucker.

This shit that the Clinton Foundation is inviolved in is exactly why everyone involved needs to go to jail. They are just as bad as the UN child trafficking and more evil as well.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 11:29 PM (nI61m)

273 265 I flew Spirit once. Once. I was pretty happy, the cost for bigger seat up front with leg room was lower than other carriers fares. Planes were A321s in good shape. It would have been great, except....I finally landed at home only 12 hours or so later than scheduled.

Never again.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 16, 2016 11:31 PM (Ga9pP)

274 Posted by: smackdab at November 16, 2016 11:19 PM (sO6CM)

Oh, these are kitties who roam around all day and then come back, and the owners don't care to tag them at all. I'm sure your little lady will come back when she realizes that the world isn't really that much fun and cuddles and a full food bowl are better.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 16, 2016 11:32 PM (8nWyX)

275 Are those Christmas suits crocheted by any chance?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 16, 2016 11:33 PM (EZebt)

276 Just watched some reviews of the new Ruger Mark IV Hunter .22 LR rimfire semiauto pistol.

Mmmm-mmmm.

Let's hope that with the JEF gone, we can buy a little ammo for it once in a while.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 16, 2016 11:33 PM (U6f54)

277 If Hillary had strangled podesta last Tuesday night she would have finally done something I agree with.

Posted by: IC at November 16, 2016 11:33 PM (gcme+)

278 268 The global elites indulge in sex with children as a matter of course. It is normal in the circles they run in. Just look at Hollywood.
Posted by: cm9000 at November 16, 2016 11:23 PM (vYaiw)

Eyes Wide Shut strongly suggested this with Bill and Alice's child getting kidnapped at the end by the elite and the owner of the costume store pumping out his "daughter".

I believe The 18.minutes that were edited shortly after Kubrick was killed had to do with children and the elite.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 11:34 PM (nI61m)

279 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzPGzGUNZbs


Thanks whoever posted this above. The thing about PMJ I like so much is the play better versions of lousy pop songs that are popular for some reason. I have no intentions of listening to Iggy Azaila are whatever her name is. Iggy Pop is kind of awesome though. That singer in the PMJ video is purty.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 16, 2016 11:23 PM (7sVVC)

Singer is cute, but she needs to work on her diction (attention, low, hanging curve ball alert). I could not make out one word until she got to the "I'm so fancy" chorus, and only then by dint of repetition. She could have been singing in Spanish, for all I could tell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 11:34 PM (bY0uH)

280 271 Great ONT Dave,

I have no wit to offer. Just commenting to link to the indiegogo/generosity fund SMFH now going as Joy and Pain set up for burial expenses for Carl. Bonus points she did not use gofukme.
Posted by: PaleRider says go help SMFH now Joy and Pain at November 16, 2016 11:25 PM (dkExz)


I kicked in a little bit last night. I did it anonymously because, being paranoid, I didn't want my screen name to be linked to my real name.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 11:35 PM (sdi6R)

281 Are those Christmas suits crocheted by any chance?
Posted by: San Franpsycho


Why? In the market for knit assless-chaps?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 16, 2016 11:36 PM (Yg871)

282 People get perspective distortion when they see pictures of girls like KBDaBear puts up on the ONT and start thinking they are normal. They are not normal - they are all professional photographic models who are 9s and above. If the average man saw a woman who looked like that in real life he would go cross eyed staring at her.

One of my models competes in Hooters Bikini contests - she took 3rd in
the Texas competition - I have heard hundreds of men go crazy when she
walks on stage, and when you see her in person she is just a breath
taking knockout. Maybe one woman in 5000 looks as good as she does. But
if I posted a picture of her for all of you to look at nobody would go berserk - the reaction
would be lukewarm because of perspective distortion.

Look, I know we dislike these women because of their ugly politics - however appearance wise Lena Dunham is a 5 - she is a normal average looking woman. Sarah Silverman is a solid 7.5 and Katy Perry is an 8.8 or so. If you were at a party with hundreds of people Sarah Silverman would be the best looking woman in the room. Maybe one woman in 25,000 looks as good as Katy Perry.





Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2016 11:38 PM (w0oFI)

283
267 Here is Postmodern Jukebox's version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzPGzGUNZbs


Thanks whoever posted this above. The thing about PMJ I like so much is the play better versions of lousy pop songs that are popular for some reason. I have no intentions of listening to Iggy Azaila are whatever her name is. Iggy Pop is kind of awesome though. That singer in the PMJ video is purty.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 16, 2016 11:23 PM (7sVVC)


PMJ has kind of lost a little bit of its appeal to me. The music is still nice. And they have got plenty of gorgeous singers with good voices. But its now almost always just the singer in an evening gown. Which they look nice, but that's almost always what they wear. Not necessarily fitting the style of the song or the time period for the music they are doing it in. You know, like the video that was just linked.

Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2016 11:39 PM (bMG0w)

284 Posted by: An Observation


Interesting but pretty sure that horse is a gelding.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at November 16, 2016 11:41 PM (07yXq)

285 >>Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2016 11:38 PM (w0oFI)


I used to deliver pizzas to Carol Alt when I was in High School.
One particular Sunday afternoon, working in her garden in jeans and a dirty white t-shirt...

she remains the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2016 11:41 PM (UD0Gq)

286 dude,
Lena dunham is a 2 or a 3

no way a 5

Posted by: origional Jake at November 16, 2016 11:41 PM (t8Fxm)

287 PMJ has kind of lost a little bit of its appeal to me. The music is still nice. And they have got plenty of gorgeous singers with good voices. But its now almost always just the singer in an evening gown. Which they look nice, but that's almost always what they wear. Not necessarily fitting the style of the song or the time period for the music they are doing it in. You know, like the video that was just linked.

Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2016 11:39 PM (bMG0w)

Well, if they are doing a tune in the big band jazz style, evening gowns were the standard garment for lady singers. Well into the TV era.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 11:42 PM (bY0uH)

288 >>Lena dunham is a 2 or a 3



With the cake, but not on the toilet.
Solid 2.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2016 11:42 PM (UD0Gq)

289 PMJ has kind of lost a little bit of its appeal to me. The music is still nice. And they have got plenty of gorgeous singers with good voices. But its now almost always just the singer in an evening gown. Which they look nice, but that's almost always what they wear. Not necessarily fitting the style of the song or the time period for the music they are doing it in. You know, like the video that was just linked.
Posted by: buzzion


It wears thin quickly music wise.

The arrangements and vocals seem off by a half-tone or something on most of them. Just something not right. Deflated. Sad!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 16, 2016 11:43 PM (Yg871)

290 Look, I know we dislike these women because of their ugly politics - however appearance wise Lena Dunham is a 5 - she is a normal average looking woman. Sarah Silverman is a solid 7.5 and Katy Perry is an 8.8 or so. If you were at a party with hundreds of people Sarah Silverman would be the best looking woman in the room. Maybe one woman in 25,000 looks as good as Katy Perry.







Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2016 11:38 PM (w0oFI)



Uh I think most people here would call Dunham a 4 or a 5. And that a big problem is that she does not wear clothing which compliments this fact. So your point is silly.

Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2016 11:44 PM (bMG0w)

291
Nikki can eat shit and go die in a fire.



I bought a Confederate Battle Flag in her honor.

We bought a few for the exact reason.

Posted by: Infidel at November 16, 2016 11:44 PM (So9FI)

292 With the cake, but not on the toilet.
Solid 2.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2016 11:42 PM (UD0Gq)

If you were to replace her head with Miss Piggy's, she'd be doable. Much nicer personality, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 11:44 PM (bY0uH)

293 Imagine all of the quislings around Hillary who are scared to say anything for fear of touching off a firestorm.

Bwahahahahaha

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2016 11:45 PM (7H/2n)

294 Sen Cruz. AG or SC?

Since Trump's transition team has already stated, backgrounds are going to be extensively investigated.
Will Sen Cruz agree to that?

My personal opinion is that Sen Cruz is a no go for AG and a very distant last for the SC.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 16, 2016 11:47 PM (d76uN)

295 I saw Postmodern Jukebox live about a month ago, and they put on a fantastic show. I recommend it wholeheartedly.

I didn't even recognize most of the songs they played, though, because I'm not familiar with the original versions and I hadn't kept up with their recent YouTube versions. But they sounded great.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 11:47 PM (sdi6R)

296 Hillary will never be president.
Still giddy.

Posted by: Infidel at November 16, 2016 11:47 PM (So9FI)

297 Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2016 11:38 PM (w0oFI)

I agree.

But take into account women entering the gyms and fitness areas hardcore now for 15 years. This starts at a young age now.

That goes a long way IMHO.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 16, 2016 11:48 PM (nI61m)

298
Lena Dunham is a 5 - she is a normal average looking woman.
Posted by: An Observation



What the "Average" Woman Looks Like in Every Country

http://tinyurl.com/z4fvdhp

Wanna try and argue that the shapeless lump of she-dough named Lena is within one SD of the real average woman, or just want to call it a night?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2016 11:48 PM (kdS6q)

299
*bleeep... bleeep*

Hillary: "Yeah, who is it?"

Al Gore: "It's me Hill... Al."

Hillary: "What do you want Al?"

Al: "Demand a recount Hill, take 'em to court."

*click... bzzz*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 16, 2016 11:49 PM (7H/2n)

300 Just got home from work and had to play that Star Trek "Common People" fan video. What a great experience to go with a great ONT.

Thanks, WeirdDave.

mac :]

Posted by: macbrooks at November 16, 2016 11:50 PM (HdnUv)

301 Well, if they are doing a tune in the big band jazz style, evening gowns were the standard garment for lady singers. Well into the TV era.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 11:42 PM (bY0uH)



Robyn Adele Anderson does it better on her own. See because she isn't just doing all arrangement as 1940's big band or Jazz style, which seems to be about all PMJ does except on rare occasions now.

https://youtu.be/O53nJzDaXXQ

Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2016 11:51 PM (bMG0w)

302 To be fair, with the right clothes and make-up and an effusive, friendly personality Lena could possibly be a 4.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2016 11:51 PM (UD0Gq)

303 Now, Eva Lovia is a solid 9.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2016 11:51 PM (UD0Gq)

304 290
Uh I think most people here would call Dunham a 4 or a 5.
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2016 11:44 PM (bMG0w)


I clearly recall catching hell for calling her a 5. As I remember it, the consensus was that she was the Ugliest Woman in the World and I was some sort of pervert for thinking otherwise.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 11:51 PM (sdi6R)

305 evening all

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 16, 2016 11:52 PM (R5HRU)

306 To be fair, with the right clothes and make-up and an effusive, friendly personality Lena could possibly be a 4.
Posted by: garrett
-------------

Heh. After what we did for Wasserman-Schultz, we can make anyone look gorgeous.

Posted by: Vogue at November 16, 2016 11:53 PM (7H/2n)

307 Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 16, 2016 11:51 PM (sdi6R)

She's like a 2-3. She's ugly as fuck with a body like a block of cheese. Her personality probably knocks her down a point or two so maybe you're right rickl.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 16, 2016 11:53 PM (R5HRU)

308 No matter what you want to call her, anywhere from a 2-5 in physical looks, she is an absolute Kelvin 0 when it comes to Soul.

IMO that's what she should work on but what do I know?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 16, 2016 11:53 PM (d76uN)

309
To be fair, with the right clothes and make-up and an effusive, friendly personality Lena could possibly be a 4.
Posted by: garrett



Tape a $50 bill over her face and place a hat full of nachos on top of her head and she'd still be a pity 3.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2016 11:54 PM (kdS6q)

310 Further to my 287, here's a 1958 film of Billie Holiday, doing a live gig. This was close to the end of her life, and her voice was well past its prime, but she still rocks an evening dress:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7VNrRS3Sv0

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 16, 2016 11:54 PM (bY0uH)

311 >> 2-5 in physical looks, she is an absolute Kelvin 0 when it comes to Soul.


I didn't know she was part Korean.

Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2016 11:55 PM (UD0Gq)

312 "I didn't know she was part Korean."

Yupp,

she has no Seoul either. So I'm told.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 16, 2016 11:56 PM (d76uN)

313
New Kong: Skull Island Trailer

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9y6oPka3us

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2016 11:56 PM (kdS6q)

314 @282 Look, I know we dislike these women because of their ugly politics - however appearance wise Lena Dunham is a 5
--------------------

No, she isn't. I've seen a couple of news videos featuring her, and she looks even worse in those than she does in the various stills. She's probably one of the least attractive women that I've ever seen.

Posted by: junior at November 16, 2016 11:56 PM (ff27+)

315 she needs to work on her diction (attention, low, hanging curve ball alert).
--AOP

The song backing the "Hotel" ad for Ashley Madison reminded me of Dave Guard's Calypsonians, you know, the Kingston Trio. I looked it up. It's called "As Luck Would Have It" and until I read the lyrics, I thought it was sung in Castilian.

That ad has Paolo in it. Just saying.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 16, 2016 11:56 PM (H5rtT)

316 I love Billie Holiday. Thanks for that! Off to dream land.

Posted by: Infidel at November 16, 2016 11:58 PM (So9FI)

317 A friend saw Demi Moor in Sun Valley in about 1990.

He said she was stunning in real life back then

Posted by: origional Jake at November 16, 2016 11:58 PM (t8Fxm)

318 Tape a $50 bill over her face and place a hat full of nachos on top of her head and she'd still be a pity 3.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2016 11:54 PM (kdS6q)


Not for a full briefcase of 50s plus the nacho hat, and the nacho hat is a pretty damn compelling argument.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 16, 2016 11:59 PM (sp6+W)

319 Lena could be cute if she really worked at it. She chooses not to.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 16, 2016 11:59 PM (vYaiw)

320 The Raging Hillaries would be a good name for a band, wouldn't it?

I picture her locked in a room somewhere, with only a door by which food and liquor can be shoved in, raging and throwing stuff. She's wearing only her Depends.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 17, 2016 12:00 AM (s7hQ/)

321
She's like a 2-3. She's ugly as fuck with a body like a block of cheese.


What kinda cheese?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2016 12:01 AM (BK3ZS)

322 >>What kinda cheese?


Fresh Mozz.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 12:01 AM (UD0Gq)

323 The song backing the "Hotel" ad for Ashley Madison reminded me of Dave Guard's Calypsonians, you know, the Kingston Trio. I looked it up. It's called "As Luck Would Have It" and until I read the lyrics, I thought it was sung in Castilian.

That ad has Paolo in it. Just saying.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 16, 2016 11:56 PM (H5rtT)

I have never seen an ad for Ashley Madison. I guess I don't travel in the right circles, LOL. I will look up that song by the Kingston Trio, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 12:02 AM (bY0uH)

324 >>She's like a 2-3. She's ugly as fuck with a body like a block of cheese.

What kinda cheese?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:


Lung.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 12:02 AM (Yg871)

325 heh the palest you can find?

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 17, 2016 12:04 AM (R5HRU)

326 Gah, now I'm talking about pop culture. I refuse to participate in anymore Lena bashing.

Everyone else is doing a better job than I could.


Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 17, 2016 12:05 AM (d76uN)

327 New Kong: Skull Island Trailer

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9y6oPka3us

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2016 11:56 PM (kdS6q)

Actress Fay Wray, who played Kong's love interest in the original King Kong (and the only one you need to see), was from the little Mormon town of Cardston, Alberta. There is a little monument to her there, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 12:05 AM (bY0uH)

328
What kinda cheese?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot



Macaroni and...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 17, 2016 12:06 AM (kdS6q)

329 Hey, where all da white males without college degrees at?

Posted by: Sheriff Hillary at November 17, 2016 12:06 AM (ZLQuU)

330 Conan The Aryan

To Crush your Enemies and Purify the Race!

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 12:07 AM (UD0Gq)

331 Head cheese

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2016 12:07 AM (IqV8l)

332 I used to deliver pizzas to Carol Alt when I was in High School.
One particular Sunday afternoon, working in her garden in jeans and a dirty white t-shirt...

she remains the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
Posted by: garrett at November 16, 2016 11:41 PM (UD0G

That's awesome because these days meeting a famous "beautiful" scarlet or model can be a letdown. Because computers and airbrushing

I think I met Elisabeth Shue, but was very drunk. She was gorgeous. I was 19 or 20. I sat down with her and a friend at a bar outside. I told her she looked just like Elisabeth Shue and she threatened to get up and leave if I said it again so that's why I believe to this day it was her. We talked for like an hour. I think she fell for how drunk I was and enjoyed my company. Her friend had a resting birch face.

She asked me back to their hotel for coffee and to smoke weed and I said no. Pulled a Costanza.

*face palm*




Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 12:08 AM (nI61m)

333
C'mon, y'all know the answer is cottage cheese... all curdy and lumpy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2016 12:08 AM (BK3ZS)

334 What the "Average" Woman Looks Like in Every Country

http://tinyurl.com/z4fvdhp

Wanna
try and argue that the shapeless lump of she-dough named Lena is within
one SD of the real average woman, or just want to call it a night?


Baloney on those "Average Woman" pictures. Those are all women at the peak of their looks at age 25. The average woman is about 40 and over weight. Don't believe me? Go anywhere where there are lots of people and look - you won't see very many who look as good as those "average women". The problem is that most men simply don't look at the appearance of the older women in a crowd. Simply another form of perspective distortion.

Posted by: An Observation at November 17, 2016 12:09 AM (w0oFI)

335 Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 12:08 AM (nI61m)

What is this? I don't even......

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 17, 2016 12:09 AM (R5HRU)

336 >>She asked me back to their hotel for coffee and to smoke weed and I said no. Pulled a Costanza.


'Who are you George Costanza?'

Love that episode.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 12:09 AM (UD0Gq)

337
Her friend had a resting birch face.


That's a switch!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2016 12:10 AM (BK3ZS)

338 Music: Pretty girl, good band, excellent production.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVXziMFEqX0

Careless Whisper

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2016 12:10 AM (rSHlY)

339 Well, I looked up Lena on Google Images. I saw one of her in a red swimsuit doing the "ice bucket challenge". That was just awful, turrible. That is not a 5, not even close.

And the Sheriff Hillary post above reminds me of something I saw on Drudge. Apparently the "bad boys" who like to get a well-deserved spanking from their mistresses are claiming to be Trump voters on Craigslist and others. They are offering themselves to be an outlet for the angry Hillary voters who want to show a Trump voter what's what.

I shit you not.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 17, 2016 12:10 AM (DW+jj)

340 Re: that drudge headline - lol. The risk of "gateway switch" Loool

Posted by: Joe at November 17, 2016 12:11 AM (v6tPi)

341 >>Her friend had a resting birch face.


Sure it wasn't Resting Beech Face?

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 12:11 AM (UD0Gq)

342 Hillary Clinton will NEVER be president of the United State.


Wooo Hooo!!!

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 17, 2016 12:11 AM (ZLQuU)

343 Clinton up 4.1%

Posted by: origional Jake at November 17, 2016 12:12 AM (t8Fxm)

344
>>Her friend had a resting birch face.

Sure it wasn't Resting Beech Face?


The trees were all made equal...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2016 12:12 AM (IqV8l)

345 Conan the HotAirian

To wring your hands. See your manhood shrink. Hear dah adulation of dah GOPe.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 12:13 AM (Yg871)

346
Gonna call NC for Clinton in a matter of mere minutes...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2016 12:13 AM (BK3ZS)

347 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 17, 2016 12:10 AM (DW+jj)

LOLWTF

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 17, 2016 12:13 AM (R5HRU)

348 I read she is up in the poles.

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2016 12:13 AM (rSHlY)

349 321
She's like a 2-3. She's ugly as fuck with a body like a block of cheese.

What kinda cheese?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2016 12:01 AM (BK3ZS)

++++

Toe.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2016 12:13 AM (R+30W)

350 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2016 10:40 PM (kdS6q)

Wonder who NRO Jonah Goldberg thinks it should be as a "matter of conscience"?

Posted by: gracepc at November 17, 2016 12:14 AM (OU4q6)

351 Tape a $50 bill over her face and place a hat full of nachos on top of her head and she'd still be a pity 3.

I dunno you put a nacho hat on a girl and she gets 3 points right there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 12:14 AM (39g3+)

352 Limburger Cheese

Posted by: gNewt at November 17, 2016 12:14 AM (rSHlY)

353 Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2016 11:38 PM (w0oFI)
Have you seen Katy without make up?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hcfynmy

http://preview.tinyurl.com/29p8p9y





Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2016 12:15 AM (Q5Ymk)

354 Met Jeremy Piven at a private beach partywhere the Stanley Cup was being passed around many years ago.

Beautiful breasts at the time.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 12:15 AM (nI61m)

355 What the "Average" Woman Looks Like in Every Country

http://tinyurl.com/z4fvdhp


Those women are all pretty. Most are very pretty. Much above average, I would say...

Wanna try and argue that the shapeless lump of she-dough named Lena is within one SD of the real average woman, or just want to call it a night?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2016 11:48 PM (kdS6q)


Dunham is more like a troll than a person. She should be living under a bridge. Even all the magic of Hollywood can't help her achieve a 5 rating. And she can't even get a pro-football player to even look at her ... and most of those guys will bang anything that walks or crawls. Even Ahnold said, "She iz nazty!"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2016 12:15 AM (zc3Db)

356 >>I dunno you put a nacho hat on a girl and she gets 3 points right there.


Tri-Corner Nacho Hat Girl?

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 12:16 AM (UD0Gq)

357 I have never seen an ad for Ashley Madison. I guess I don't travel in
the right circles, LOL. I will look up that song by the Kingston Trio,
though.

They advertise on sports radio here after 10PM. First time I heard it, I was like, "What?"

Posted by: tu3031 at November 17, 2016 12:16 AM (qJhUV)

358 Met Jeremy Piven at a private beach partywhere the Stanley Cup was being passed around many years ago.

Beautiful breasts at the time.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist


Does he have a C cup or D?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 12:17 AM (Yg871)

359 Tri-Corner Nacho Hat Girl?

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 12:16 AM (UD0Gq)

Salsa in one corner, bean dip in the next, and queso in the third?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 12:17 AM (bY0uH)

360 It amuses me that nobody has figured out that the "brought to you by" pic is a link yet. They sell a lot more than just Christmas suits. Video game suites! Star Wars suits! Halloween suits!

"Suit" starts to look funny when you type it over and over.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 17, 2016 12:18 AM (Ga9pP)

361 BTW, Bill DeCommieo is still an idiot. As is Juan Williams, but that's a given. Still stuck on stupid.

Posted by: Farmer at November 17, 2016 12:19 AM (o/90i)

362 Lena Dunham has a bad case of "secretary spread". Seated, her profile is a blunt cone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 12:19 AM (bY0uH)

363 So according to the left's geniuses, this is their take on Trump: The Republicans are going to impeach him as soon as possible, to get Pence in, who they can control and like better. I kid you not, that's what some are saying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 12:20 AM (39g3+)

364 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 12:19 AM (bY0uH)

Put the Orange Paint away....

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 17, 2016 12:21 AM (d76uN)

365 Conan the Alderaanian

To get the fuck off this planet. Supermoon, my ass.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 17, 2016 12:22 AM (AJeMv)

366 So according to the left's geniuses, this is their take on Trump: The Republicans are going to impeach him as soon as possible, to get Pence in, who they can control and like better. I kid you not, that's what some are saying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 12:20 AM (39g3+)


That's not so crazy. I was saying the Vichy GOP would do that back during the campaign. They might have changed their mind after they realized that he's much more popular than any of them are but the Vichy GOP don't like him one bit and would love to throw him out. Forget the hugs and kisses, Trump's love of the notion of the nation-state and the idea of America turns the stomachs of most of the treasonous turds in the GOP.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2016 12:23 AM (zc3Db)

367 298
Lena Dunham is a 5 - she is a normal average looking woman.
Posted by: An Observation



What the "Average" Woman Looks Like in Every Country

http://tinyurl.com/z4fvdhp

Wanna try and argue that the shapeless lump of she-dough named Lena is within one SD of the real average woman, or just want to call it a night?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 16, 2016 11:48 PM (kdS6q)

++++

Apples and bowling balls.

The point of that site is to compare differences in the looks of different ethnicities.

The software, a modern version of the technique that anthropologist Sir Francis Galton pioneered in the late 19th century, asks the user to define a dozen points on their face, which makes it possible to determine an average face when comparing all of the photos in the database. Below, the general looks of different women, according to the site. Don't worry if you don't match up to the average-the composites that made up the averages tend to be more attractive than each individual photo, because blemishes are ruled out.

Dunham does not have a goiter on her neck. No huge wart on her forehead. She hasn't had all her teeth knocked out because someone hit her in the face with a cast iron pan. There are women who have these deformities. so you have to put Dunham higher than that. I'd say a 3 or 4.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2016 12:23 AM (R+30W)

368 So according to the left's geniuses, this is their take on Trump: The Republicans are going to impeach him as soon as possible, to get Pence in, who they can control and like better. I kid you not, that's what some are saying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 12:20 AM (39g3+)

I saw CTV news in the bar this evening, and they were interviewing Howard Dean, and he was pushing the same line. Thing is, doesn't one have to do something, you know, ostensibly criminal while in office in order for impeachment proceedings to be started?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 12:23 AM (bY0uH)

369 Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2016 11:38 PM (w0oFI)

Have you seen Katy without make up?



http://preview.tinyurl.com/hcfynmy



http://preview.tinyurl.com/29p8p9y



About what I would expect given the fugly lighting.

Have you seen Cindy Crawford without makeup? Did you know she has 3 moles not one?

Posted by: An Observation at November 17, 2016 12:23 AM (w0oFI)

370 341 >>Her friend had a resting birch face.


Sure it wasn't Resting Beech Face?
Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 12:11 AM (UD0Gq)

Pretty sure it was bitch but auto cucumber always changes it to birch.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 12:23 AM (nI61m)

371 Clinton up 4.1%
Posted by: origional Jake


I'd like to think this gag is getting old. But, nope.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 12:25 AM (Yg871)

372 Posted by: An Observation at November 17, 2016 12:23 AM (w0oFI)
Cindy Crawford is pretty with no make up. No, I did not know she had 3 moles.
I just don't like Katy perry.
I think she looks like a normal girl with no makeup.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2016 12:25 AM (Q5Ymk)

373 Thing is, doesn't one have to do something, you know, ostensibly criminal while in office in order for impeachment proceedings to be started?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 12:23 AM (bY0uH)


No. The determination of whether any act is impeachable - criminal or not - is totally up to the House. There is no law governing what is or is not impeachable. "High crimes and misdemeanors" is really a term of art in the Constitution. It means whatever the present House says it means.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2016 12:26 AM (zc3Db)

374 From Breitbart:

President-elect Donald Trump's transition team announced that they will institute a five year lobbying ban on members of their administration.

The ban was announced by Trump transition team official Sean Spicer, who stated that each member of the administration would be required to sign a form stating that they would not be a lobbyist.


*squirt*

Moar #Winning, please! This is sorta Yuge news, or as The Paste Eater hisself said, a Big Fucking Deal..

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2016 12:26 AM (b/kAv)

375 358 Met Jeremy Piven at a private beach partywhere the Stanley Cup was being passed around many years ago.

Beautiful breasts at the time.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist

Does he have a C cup or D?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 12:17 AM (Yg871)

C's pushing D's.

Then he had surgery to have them reduced to make pectoral muscles again. He lived on a high soy protein diet which caused it. It was in the news if I can recall.

I was more interested in touching those puppies at the time rather than the Stanley Cup.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 12:29 AM (nI61m)

376 Sorry youse guys, college roomie called so I'm coming into this late. But it has to be said. From the last thread:

"The purity test wars need to be over, too"


^^^^^^
THIS.

I've had it with ideologues and BEING an ideologue. I need to be a pragmatist because reasons.

This isn't the cold war and it isn't 1917. We need to allow other countries breathing room, and OURSELVES breathing room.

America can dominate as an economic powerhouse (although our economy is going to have even bigger challenges with regard to debt, especially once the Fed stops strangling interest rates to cover for SCOAMF's miserable record). We need to work with other countries against the globalist agenda FIRST. Those fuckers need to be routed once and for all.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 12:30 AM (tHwdc)

377 366 So according to the left's geniuses, this is their take on Trump: The Republicans are going to impeach him as soon as possible, to get Pence in, who they can control and like better. I kid you not, that's what some are saying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 17, 2016 12:20 AM (39g3+)

That's not so crazy. I was saying the Vichy GOP would do that back during the campaign. They might have changed their mind after they realized that he's much more popular than any of them are but the Vichy GOP don't like him one bit and would love to throw him out. Forget the hugs and kisses, Trump's love of the notion of the nation-state and the idea of America turns the stomachs of most of the treasonous turds in the GOP.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2016 12:23 AM (zc3Db)

++++

Although it is staged that way, the candidates do not get a total free hand in choosing their running mate. The real power lies with the delegates to the convention, so the nominee has to choose someone who will be acceptable. I think Pence was intended as insurance. The GOP wanted someone who they could live with if Trump got too out of control for their taste and they went down the impeachment road.

That's why I was half hoping he would name Palin. Just for the heads exploding fun. Although I like her, I think she would have hurt Trump's chances in the general. Pence did a good job of assuaging some people's fear about the danger of Trump.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2016 12:32 AM (R+30W)

378 Hey gang - my oven hasn't worked for over ten years and I many finally replace it tomorrow. Woohoo! I was trying to hold out until I could redo my kitchen, but I think I found a replacement stove for under $500, so I'm going to buy it, if it's still at the Sear's scratch and dent store tomorrow.

I don't rank women with actual physical deformities, so I'd give Lena a 3 and Chelsea Clinton a 1.5.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 17, 2016 12:33 AM (IKOfL)

379 353 Posted by: An Observation at November 16, 2016 11:38 PM (w0oFI)
Have you seen Katy without make up?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hcfynmy

http://preview.tinyurl.com/29p8p9y





Posted by: CaliGirl at November 17, 2016 12:15 AM (Q5Ymk

That first link she looks demonic. And looks like her skin has been destroyed by Hollywood and her lifestyle.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 12:34 AM (nI61m)

380 Re Ted Cruz -- I stumbled across this and it happened sometime this afternoon. Kellyanne let something slip that one of Trump's big priorities was the Supreme Court nomination, and that he was going to pick one from the list he put out.

This would seem to rule out Cruz as the possible nominee because his name wasn't on that list.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 17, 2016 12:35 AM (DW+jj)

381 Oh, almost forgot...

I just wanted to give a big thumbs up for the Dems nominating Keith Ellison for the top DNC job. Excellent idea.

After nominating the Hilldabeast I think is what you call doubling down on stupid.

Posted by: Farmer at November 17, 2016 12:36 AM (o/90i)

382 Night Rons and Ettes.

Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 17, 2016 12:36 AM (nI61m)

383 Hey gang - my oven hasn't worked for over ten years and I many finally replace it tomorrow. Woohoo! I was trying to hold out until I could redo my kitchen, but I think I found a replacement stove for under $500, so I'm going to buy it, if it's still at the Sear's scratch and dent store tomorrow.

Posted by: biancaneve


WOohoo~!

Ovens are awesome. They do things no stove can achieve, no microwave can think of, and no grill can ... well, let's not dwell on that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 12:36 AM (Yg871)

384 We need to work with other countries against the globalist agenda FIRST.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 12:30 AM (tHwdc)


We don't need to work with anyone else to fight the globalists. We fight the globalists by looking after our own interests and subordinating our dealings with other countries to our interests. We don't need anyone else to make the US government serve the citizenry and not the world.

We can just leave the UN (and kick them out of here) without any help from anyone else. That is what we should do. That is what we should have done in 1991 when the USSR fell and the UN saw a chance to try and fill the void.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2016 12:36 AM (zc3Db)

385 https://vimeo.com/191605515

Jeb Bush PAC guy Tim Miller lost 10K in a bet on Trump winning and refuses to pay up. Video great for some NeverTrump LOLZ

Posted by: Angry Bookie at November 17, 2016 12:37 AM (7xax9)

386 Here is a repost of the PDF version of Trump's Contract with the American Voter from his campaign site.

https://tinyurl.com/znrh2pb

First six items are regarding "draining the swamp" so to speak and includes getting rid of lobbyists. Nice that he seems to be working toward that before he takes office.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 17, 2016 12:37 AM (AJeMv)

387 "I don't know how long this will last, Twitter is trying pretty
aggressively to scrub the video from their website and I haven't found a
non-Twitter source yet. This clip is from an old episode of 60 minutes.
It shows George Soros explaining that he felt he did nothing wrong by
taking the property of Jews sent to the camps, because if he didn't take
it, 'somebody else would have'."


This evil sociopath captured in video from 60 minutes in 1998, touring with the Hildebeast as First Lady (in pink no less - Beast, not Soros), telling the savages how grateful they should be.

It's all over the interwebs today and they won't be able to scrub it now.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 12:40 AM (tHwdc)

388 First six items are regarding "draining the swamp" so to speak and includes getting rid of lobbyists. Nice that he seems to be working toward that before he takes office.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 17, 2016 12:37 AM (AJeMv)

=====

First they get floated and then they get killed as far as the job is concerned. It's almost like he already knows how to play this game.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 17, 2016 12:43 AM (U77o1)

389 Here's a Youtube link to the Soros 60 minutes interview. Youtube "recommended" it for me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Ux5b6YM9A

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 12:43 AM (bY0uH)

390 Hey everybody.

Iggy Azalea Says She Has The 'Best Vagina In The World'

Yup. Just last week she was able to smuggle *two*, count 'em, *two* fresh watermelons out of the supermarket and nobody was the wiser. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 12:44 AM (u8kLQ)

391 Resting Birch Face. Obviously the result of a Tragic Canoe Accident.

Sorry to mislead. "As Luck Would Have It" is by Tom Rosenthal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijnE26wnv-0

I do think it sounds like Kingston Trio, though, which is "a gas" considering the ad material. Could have gone with Zombie Jamboree? Hang Down Your Head, Tom, Do Me?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 17, 2016 12:45 AM (H5rtT)

392 ot, wtf is up with fucking CHIGGERS in Texas? I'm visiting relatives and being EATEN alive (on my feet and ankles) by these sonsabitches. I'm from Clownifornia where these fuckers do not reside, thank God, but there's no escaping them. a worse plague than leftist loons lamenting la puta's loss....

Posted by: The Butcher at November 17, 2016 12:46 AM (+pEEs)

393 Well, today I cut ties with a good chunk of my family.

They've been giving me nothing but grief over the election because my wife and I voted for Trump, even going so far as implying that I'm not as smart as they are, and demanding I personally apologize to them for the crime of voting for somebody other then their preferred candidate. I was willing to let bygones be bygones but they kept pressing the issue.

Frankly, I can do without that much hate and nastiness in my life, and we've been the black sheep of the family for a while now. So fuck them.

Posted by: Schholbus Vegabond at November 17, 2016 12:46 AM (TLjqs)

394 Apparently the "bad boys" who like to get a
well-deserved spanking from their mistresses are claiming to be Trump
voters on Craigslist and others. They are offering themselves to be an
outlet for the angry Hillary voters who want to show a Trump voter
what's what.

I shit you not.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 17, 2016 12:10 AM (DW+jj)



FREE MARKET! TRUMP! #WINNING

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 12:49 AM (tHwdc)

395 Ho Lee Fuk...

Now Alan Dershowitz sometimes makes sense for a lib, he thinks Trump should appoint Joe Lierberman as AG?!?!?

Yeah, that's gonna happen.

Posted by: Farmer at November 17, 2016 12:52 AM (o/90i)

396 Wow. Just heard some of (couldn't bear to listen to more) of outgoing crybaby Prez to our foreign allies.
Unfuckingbearable. What. A. DICK!!

Posted by: voiceover at November 17, 2016 12:52 AM (bDXN7)

397 Jeffrey Wells update:

Today Wells called me, personally, an asshole at his blog. Why, you ask? Because I accused him of... driving a Vespa. Not kidding. Don't ask... :-P

He also posted another hate-filled rant from actor Michael Shannon. The guy won't shut up about his hate for Trump.

And finally, *now* Wells is in trouble with Twitter feminists, because he was asked "what does it take to do well in film criticism?" and Wells actually responded, I kid you not, that it doesn't hurt to be "fetching." Jeff even acknowledged he can understand why Trump voters hate rampant PCism.

Oh boy. A team of psychologists could really have a field day...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 12:52 AM (u8kLQ)

398 "I don't know how long this will last, Twitter is trying pretty

aggressively to scrub the video from their website and I haven't found a

non-Twitter source yet. This clip is from an old episode of 60 minutes.

It shows George Soros explaining that he felt he did nothing wrong by

taking the property of Jews sent to the camps, because if he didn't take

it, 'somebody else would have'."


Here is the George Soros 60 Minutes interview on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Ux5b6YM9A

Posted by: An Observation at November 17, 2016 12:53 AM (w0oFI)

399 >> Yup. Just last week she was able to smuggle *two*,
>> count 'em, *two* fresh watermelons out of the
>>supermarket and nobody was the wiser. :-P

Labia like the bomb-bay doors of a B-52?

Only hope Slim Pickens doesn't fall out when she drops the payload.

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 12:53 AM (TppKb)

400 >>Wow. Just heard some of (couldn't bear to listen to more) of outgoing crybaby Prez to our foreign allies.


The thing about Barack Obama is he's a petulant little cunt.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 12:53 AM (UD0Gq)

401 JEM, LOL. Now *there's* a Strangelove sequel!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 12:54 AM (u8kLQ)

402 Sorry to mislead. "As Luck Would Have It" is by Tom Rosenthal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijnE26wnv-0

I do think it sounds like Kingston Trio, though, which is "a gas" considering the ad material. Could have gone with Zombie Jamboree? Hang Down Your Head, Tom, Do Me?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 17, 2016 12:45 AM (H5rtT)

I watched/listened all the way through. Didn't catch the Kingston Trio vibe. Seemed like annoying electronic music, and a singer who mumbles. Annoying fast-cut video, too.

I switched to CC Rider, by Chuck Willis. Much more like my style.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 12:54 AM (bY0uH)

403 >> Now Alan Dershowitz sometimes makes sense for a >> lib, he thinks Trump should appoint Joe Lierberman
>> as AG?!?!?

State maybe, AG never.

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 12:54 AM (TppKb)

404 390 Hey everybody.

Iggy Azalea Says She Has The 'Best Vagina In The World'

Yup. Just last week she was able to smuggle *two*, count 'em, *two* fresh watermelons out of the supermarket and nobody was the wiser. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 12:44 AM (u8kLQ)

++++

Not quite. There's video.

https://youtu.be/jrwjiO1MCVs

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2016 12:56 AM (R+30W)

405 smackdab, your kitty will probably be fine if you don't have coyotes - mine go out when I get home and always come in before bedtime - occasionally my littlest goes missing overnight but is always there in the morning, covered in dirt, no idea where he goes but every few months he forgets if he's not back by a certain time it happens, then he doesn't do it again for a long time. but then he always does it again... : )

Posted by: firehorse at November 17, 2016 12:56 AM (//TVq)

406 Anon, the best thing to come from Jane's Addiction is Dave Navarro. Really cool guy from everything I've seen/heard.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 12:58 AM (u8kLQ)

407 >> https://youtu.be/jrwjiO1MCVs

Nah.

https://youtu.be/_rfCQ87kHGE

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 12:59 AM (TppKb)

408 Not chiggers. Chi**ers.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 17, 2016 01:00 AM (ZLQuU)

409 392 ot, wtf is up with fucking CHIGGERS in Texas? I'm visiting relatives and
being EATEN alive (on my feet and ankles) by these sonsabitches.


Yeah, that's long been a problem there and really, the whole South has 'em. I've been bitten by a lot of critters, but my body hates chigger bites the most.

When I was a tyke in TX many moons ago, my mom used to dust my shoes and ankles with sulfur powder to keep 'em away. She sez it worked well, too. I just asked her. fwiw.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2016 01:01 AM (b/kAv)

410 >>Anon, the best thing to come from Jane's Addiction is Dave Navarro.


If you like Dave's guitar work you should check out Daniel Ash (Bauhaus, Love and Rockets).

Navarro borrowed heaavily from Ash.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 01:02 AM (UD0Gq)

411 garrett, didn't know that. Thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 01:02 AM (u8kLQ)

412 NCJ is going to shoot my new hash, isn't he?

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 01:03 AM (UD0Gq)

413 Be well all, work beckons tomorrow

Posted by: Farmer at November 17, 2016 01:03 AM (o/90i)

414 >> NCJ is going to shoot my new hash, isn't he?

Detroit police might.

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 01:04 AM (TppKb)

415 Ovens are awesome. They do things no stove can achieve, no microwave can think of, and no grill can ... well, let's not dwell on that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
------------

We have a double oven, built-in.

The lady who lived here previously bake a LOT. She also had a custom mixer cabinet put in. The mixer resides under the counter, but is on a spring-loaded shelf that pulls out and up so that it is flush with the counter top.

The whole arrangement is pretty cool, and having two ovens at waist height is the berries.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 01:04 AM (7H/2n)

416 I didn't even know his name. I like a few songs by Jane's Addiction, but I haven't really followed them or anything. What would you recommend Navarro-wise? Wiki has him with RHCP for one album and some other stuff, but nothing really jumps out at me.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2016 01:04 AM (R+30W)

417 >>The mixer resides under the counter, but is on a spring-loaded shelf that pulls out and up so that it is flush with the counter top.


I have one of those that I haven't installed.

I have commitment issues.

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 01:05 AM (UD0Gq)

418 At this point I will leave you all with the road to paradise:

https://youtu.be/E1C9N7z5sPc

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 01:06 AM (TppKb)

419
Lena Dunham has a bad case of "secretary spread". Seated, her profile is a blunt cone.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon




She's built like a Grog from Larry Niven's Known Space series:

www.larryniven.net/images/ringworldart/grog_50.gif


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 17, 2016 01:07 AM (kdS6q)

420 I've been using a toaster oven for ten years. I can bake brownies in a 9x9 pan, heat up a frozen pizza, and bake a bundt cake, but cookies are pretty much out of the question. I can only bake 6 at a time.

It will be nice to have a working oven again.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 17, 2016 01:07 AM (IKOfL)

421 390 Hey everybody.

Iggy Azalea Says She Has The 'Best Vagina In The World'

Yup. Just last week she was able to smuggle *two*, count 'em, *two* fresh watermelons out of the supermarket and nobody was the wiser. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 12:44 AM (u8kLQ



I think we're going to have to ask for Client #9's opinion. I vaguely remember a claim that the hooker he got busted for was supposed to have a perfect pussy.

Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 01:08 AM (bMG0w)

422 BAUHAUS : Third Uncle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Iuhc0QR61c


Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 01:09 AM (UD0Gq)

423 I have one of those that I haven't installed.

I have commitment issues.
Posted by: garrett
------------

It's only there because she had it put there.

Did I mention the fold-down ironing board, behind it's own cabinet door? Or the fact that it has a separate smaller board that folds down just above the main board, for ironing sleeves?

The nook (with vent) for the separate upright freezer? All of this was done in the late 50's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 01:09 AM (7H/2n)

424 Fold-down ironing boards - very 1950's, and very practical.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 17, 2016 01:11 AM (IKOfL)

425 I read somewhree today that Chuck Schumer has 10 times the integrity that Harry Reid has.

Yeah, except... Harry Reid has *zero* integrity.

So if you multiply 10 times zero...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2016 01:11 AM (u8kLQ)

426 Fold-down ironing boards - very 1950's, and very practical.
Posted by: biancaneve
------------
Occupies no storage space. No hassle to get it out and deployed. It's great. Hell, no legs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 01:12 AM (7H/2n)

427 >>Or the fact that it has a separate smaller board that folds down just above the main board, for ironing sleeves?


Sleeves?

**Sniff**

Posted by: Michele Fields at November 17, 2016 01:14 AM (UD0Gq)

428 And with Dems on one side and NeverTrumpers on the other, might be appropriate:

https://youtu.be/ybUqM8jf3mU

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 01:15 AM (TppKb)

429 Mike, you might find this article interesting, about the home Robert A. and Virginia Heinlein built in Colorado Springs, circa 1950. Many convenience gadgets:

http://nitrosyncretic.com/rah/pm652-art-hi.html

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 01:15 AM (bY0uH)

430 I'm disregarding 95% of the transition gossip as just that. It's pretty common during transitions.


But I'm getting a positive hunch/vibe about der Trumpenfuhrer's determination to come into office like a hurricane.


It would be in character, it would be smart, and it would not be that hard to do. There are so many significant issues teed up for quick action. EOs and other administrative instruments underlie so many of the worst current policies. Makes for instant, dramatic change when you cancel them.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2016 01:19 AM (QDnY+)

431 >> Mike, you might find this article interesting, about
>> the home Robert A. and Virginia Heinlein built in
> Colorado Springs, circa 1950.

Yeah, love all those '50s stereos and convenience features. I've often described our house as built (not now, much-remodeled) as '1965 Sunset Magazine architecture')

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 01:21 AM (TppKb)

432 363 So according to the left's geniuses, this is their take on Trump: The Republicans are going to impeach him as soon as possible, to get Pence in, who they can control and like better. I kid you not, that's what some are saying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Heh! With his icky SoCon views?? Heh! Be careful what you wish for Leftys. The last time they tried some Machiavellian Machination, you got Trump.

I found out a couple of weeks ago that Pence used to go to my church.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 01:23 AM (7sVVC)

433 AOP- All pretty cool. And not really an ostentatious house.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 01:24 AM (7H/2n)

434 We don't need to work with anyone else to fight the
globalists. We fight the globalists by looking after our own interests
and subordinating our dealings with other countries to our interests.
We don't need anyone else to make the US government serve the citizenry
and not the world.



We can just leave the UN (and kick them out of here) without any
help from anyone else. That is what we should do. That is what we
should have done in 1991 when the USSR fell and the UN saw a chance to
try and fill the void.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2016 12:36 AM (zc3Db)

===========
That's the kind of arrogance that we can just drop right now. Keep the common enemy in sight at all times, and keep the neocons and neolibs from fucking things up further.
I agree regarding the UN, however. And I realize that I sound like Frank Burns in MASH and that makes me laugh like hell.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 01:25 AM (tHwdc)

435 AOP- All pretty cool. And not really an ostentatious house.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 01:24 AM (7H/2n)

Did you see the nifty National boat anchor in the "stereo nook"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 01:25 AM (bY0uH)

436 Any time I visit an older home, and see a telephone shelf recessed somewhere (usually a hallway), I get a warm feeling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 01:26 AM (7H/2n)

437 432 363 So according to the left's geniuses, this is their take on Trump: The Republicans are going to impeach him as soon as possible, to get Pence in, who they can control and like better. I kid you not, that's what some are saying.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Heh! With his icky SoCon views?? Heh! Be careful what you wish for Leftys. The last time they tried some Machiavellian Machination, you got Trump.

I found out a couple of weeks ago that Pence used to go to my church.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 01:23 AM (7sVVC)



Yeah its kind of funny to hear people that like Trump but are terrified of Pence. People like Shoe0nHead who thinks Pence is "Impeachment/or worse" Insurance for Trump because of how awful he is.

Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 01:27 AM (bMG0w)

438 381 Oh, almost forgot...

I just wanted to give a big thumbs up for the Dems nominating Keith Ellison for the top DNC job. Excellent idea.

After nominating the Hilldabeast I think is what you call doubling down on stupid.
Posted by: Farmer



The same people who are going all Howler Monkey over Steve Bannon are thrilled about Keith Ellison. You know, an ACTUAL anti semite.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 17, 2016 01:28 AM (7sVVC)

439 Any time I visit an older home, and see a telephone shelf recessed somewhere (usually a hallway), I get a warm feeling.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 01:26 AM (7H/2n)

My house has a jack/hanger for a wall phone. But I gave up my land line.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 01:28 AM (bY0uH)

440 Did you see the nifty National boat anchor in the "stereo nook"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----------

Yeah, I spied the radio right away.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 01:28 AM (7H/2n)

441 Impeachment?


Takes a pretty casual relationship to reality in the US to think that's anywhere in prospect.


Meanwhile: is the Battle of Bannon over? Whatever the (apparently lacking) underlying merits, it was so transparently the first attempt to take a scalp and harm Teh Donald's mojo that I thought it was funny.


I'm sensing that this attempt failed. I've viewed most of the Beltway/establishment segment as lilliputian in stature for a long time. Seems they can't help themselves, and will continue to shrink by the week.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 17, 2016 01:29 AM (QDnY+)

442 395 Ho Lee Fuk...

Now Alan Dershowitz sometimes makes sense for a lib, he thinks Trump should appoint Joe Lierberman as AG?!?!?

Yeah, that's gonna happen.
Posted by: Farmer at November 17, 2016 12:52 AM (o/90i)

I don't know about Lierberman specifically but if trump can find an honest, neutral figure -- acceptable to at least the moderates and independents at least -- it gives the process more perceived validity. MSM will be positioning any investigations as witch hunts and get evens.

Posted by: Keith - not a one-named troll at November 17, 2016 01:30 AM (USf3s)

443 Another 'tell' in older homes is an AC socket high on the wall (sometimes recessed) for a wall clock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 01:31 AM (7H/2n)

444 412

Posted by: garrett at November 17, 2016 01:03 AM (UD0Gq)






(There were other funnehs tonight, but that was one.)

Posted by: somejoe at November 17, 2016 01:32 AM (Q4LOc)

445 Doesn't look half as bleak on video as it was on vinyl back in the day:

https://youtu.be/zuuObGsB0No

Ian Curtis, alas, took the vinyl interpretation.

Everyone else is in bed, gonna mainline an hour of Joy Division and Buzzcocks now. 'Night.

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 01:33 AM (TppKb)

446 I'm out.

Oh.... and Hillary Clinton will never be President.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 01:34 AM (7H/2n)

447 our house was built in '42: we have a fold down ironming board in the back porch where the washer and dryer go... but there's no original dryer vent to the outside. not sure what the previous tenants (we're only the 2nd owners) did, but we cut a hole in the floor and ran the tubing out the crawl space and through a side vent. w*rks great.

and a pull out folding board in between the linen closets and drawers.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 01:34 AM (serBz)

448 Another 'tell' in older homes is an AC socket high on the wall (sometimes recessed) for a wall clock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 01:31 AM (7H/2n)

I remember those. A common feature of older homes in Calgary was "milk chutes". A small door in the wall nest to the front door, with an offset inner door behind it. Room for 2-3 quarts of milk. Milk placed there wouldn't freeze in sub-zero weather, and was out of the hot Summer sun, too. Offset doors meant it was near impossible to reach through the milk chute to unlock the main door.

And laundry chutes. My house has one in the bathroom.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 01:36 AM (bY0uH)

449 wtf is up with fucking CHIGGERS in Texas? I'm visiting relatives and

being EATEN alive (on my feet and ankles) by these sonsabitches.


Use clear fingernail polish on the bites. Kills the chigger and seals up the wound to let it heal. I know you'll find references on the web that say that fingernail polish won't kill chiggers - but they are full of shit. Try it - it will work.

Posted by: An Observation at November 17, 2016 01:36 AM (w0oFI)

450 It's funny when I show a house with an intercom system to anyone under 30 and they ask, "What is that?"

Posted by: biancaneve at November 17, 2016 01:38 AM (IKOfL)

451 Use clear fingernail polish on the bites. Kills the chigger and seals up the wound to let it heal. I know you'll find references on the web that say that fingernail polish won't kill chiggers - but they are full of shit. Try it - it will work.

Posted by: An Observation at November 17, 2016 01:36 AM (w0oFI)

Do chiggers exist in Arizona? I remember getting bit by something there; would rate it in the "minor annoyance" category.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 01:39 AM (bY0uH)

452 if you have chigro bites, paint them over with nail polish, liquid bandage etc, and the little bastards suffocate, die and are eaten by your body.

old Army trick.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 01:39 AM (serBz)

453 The UK Daily Mail has a story about HRC's first public appearance since the concession.
Man, she looks like 20 miles of bad road...
We really dodged a bullet.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2016 01:40 AM (w7KSn)

454 I do think it sounds like Kingston Trio, though, which is "a gas"
considering the ad material. Could have gone with Zombie Jamboree? Hang
Down Your Head, Tom, Do Me?

===========

I grew up on 'The Best of the Kingston Trio' and a few Limelighters albums. Good times.

Here's one of my favorites. It was released when I was 7 years old. I sang it to Mr. Deplorable on our wedding night, 45 years later.


https://youtu.be/i5Ms6sM9noY


Scotch and soda, mud in your eye
Baby do I feel high
Oh me oh my
Do I feel high.

Dry martini, jigger of gin
Oh what a spell you've got me in
Oh my, do I feel high.

People won't believe me
They'll think that I'm just braggin'
But I could feel the way I do
And still be on the wagon.

All I need is one of your smiles
Sunshine of your eye
Oh me oh my
Do I feel higher than a kite can fly
Give me love and baby I feel high.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 01:42 AM (tHwdc)

455 Yes, Hillary's facelift fell flat with all of her boozing and raging this past week. She looks like she's aged a decade or more in a week.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 17, 2016 01:42 AM (IKOfL)

456 And laundry chutes. My house has one in the bathroom.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------------

Yup. The house that my parents built in 1950 had a laundry chute to the basement.

This house did not have one, which is curious, because the washer and dryer were in the basement. There was a clothes line out back .

Mrs. Hammer informed me before we moved in that the W/D would be moved upstairs... and they were.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 01:43 AM (7H/2n)

457 Yes, Hillary's facelift fell flat with all of her boozing and raging this past week. She looks like she's aged a decade or more in a week.
Posted by: biancaneve
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They ran out of donated spackle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 01:44 AM (7H/2n)

458 Now, I'm really out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 01:44 AM (7H/2n)

459 392 ot, wtf is up with fucking CHIGGERS in Texas? I'm visiting relatives and being EATEN alive (on my feet and ankles) by these sonsabitches. I'm from Clownifornia where these fuckers do not reside, thank God, but there's no escaping them. a worse plague than leftist loons lamenting la puta's loss....
Posted by: The Butcher


And now let's play tonight's edition of

Unwitting Hate Crime Wheel of Fortune
(adapted from South Park)

"OK, Mr. Butcher, you've almost got the puzzle solved. The category is, "Things in Texas that annoy you," and so far you have these letters:

__IGGERS

Are you ready to choose a consonant to solve the puzzle??"

"Uh, hmmmmm, errrr, well...."

Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2016 01:44 AM (jBuUi)

460 Looks like someone exhumed Hillary to speak at that children's defense meeting. Yikes!

Posted by: keena at November 17, 2016 01:45 AM (RiTnx)

461 Items I want for my next house (should I live long enough to have another).
If it is a two story house (like I have now) I want a dumb waiter. Nothing with a motor, just a pulley system. To heck with hauling groceries upstairs. That is a real chore to me right now with my 70 year old knees.
I like the laundry chute idea.
An outdoor shower would be nice, for those days when you are too damn dirty to even walk in to the house. My wife just hoses me down now, but that water is cold.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2016 01:46 AM (w7KSn)

462 Many (not so super) moons ago, ODDad & I got bites up and down our legs while berry picking in Maryland. His bites became more like welts so he ended up saw a doctor who said he was having an allergic reaction to chiggers. I'm sorry, but I can't remember if he needed antihistamines or antibiotics or even, both.

And now I want to go find a telephone table/chair at an antique store to hold our cell phone chargers.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 17, 2016 01:47 AM (GzDYP)

463
Yup. The house that my parents built in 1950 had a laundry chute to the basement.

This house did not have one, which is curious, because the washer and dryer were in the basement. There was a clothes line out back .

Mrs. Hammer informed me before we moved in that the W/D would be moved upstairs... and they were.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2016 01:43 AM (7H/2n)

My washer and dryer are in the basement, and I don't mind that. Toting laundry is a small burden. But I do have a 75-foot clothesline out back, and just a month ago renewed the wire, which had rusted and parted.. I use it, weather permitting, year-round.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 01:47 AM (bY0uH)

464 had big fun at my meeting tonight.

some female that had not aged well came up to me and told me my shirt was inappropriate, so i laughed at her and cited the 1st Amendment

she then said that is was hyperbole/inaccurate or something like that (i've already forgotten her exact word), and i asked how honesty could be that...

then she asked me if i didn't think the word "Young" was ageist... i replied "How could it be ageist? she is a very sick old lady, and i say that as a crippled old veteran...."

she walked away steaming, as the usual tactics didn't w*rk at all...

but the best part was when she was called up to speak: *her* first name was Hillary too. #Winning!

my schadenboner may not go down for 4 years, at this rate.




Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 01:47 AM (serBz)

465 Forget the dumbwaiter - I want an elevator in my next house. That's the big thing in new homes in my area.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 17, 2016 01:49 AM (IKOfL)

466 Hillary's airbrushing makeup artist has apparently been let go.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 17, 2016 01:51 AM (GzDYP)

467 #464 Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 01:47 AM (serBz)

I missed what was on your shirt?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 01:51 AM (tHwdc)

468 First of all, Fuck PETA. They're a bunch of raving lunatics and publicity hounds. That being said, I do get a little tired of conservatives always slighting vegetarianism. There is nothing mutually exclusive about vegetarianism and conservatism. And there are many good solid reasons not to kill animals for food, including health, environmental, and spiritual--all things that conservatives are supposed to stand for.

Posted by: kimoloka at November 17, 2016 01:52 AM (Ra8VF)

469 Forget the dumbwaiter - I want an elevator in my next house. That's the big thing in new homes in my area.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 17, 2016 01:49 AM (IKOfL)

You live in Mitten's neighborhood?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 17, 2016 01:53 AM (GzDYP)

470 Hillary's airbrushing makeup artist has apparently been let go.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 17, 2016 01:51 AM (GzDYP)

There's always a rash of fender-benders when the first snowfall comes, and anybody who can wield a Bondo spreader is in high demand.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 01:54 AM (bY0uH)

471 health, environmental, and spiritual--all things that conservatives are supposed to stand for.


---------------------------

REALLY? I've never heard that before.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 01:55 AM (tHwdc)

472 There is nothing mutually exclusive about vegetarianism and conservatism. And there are many good solid reasons not to kill animals for food, including health, environmental, and spiritual--all things that conservatives are supposed to stand for.

Posted by: kimoloka at November 17, 2016 01:52 AM (Ra8VF)

There's nothing wrong with vegetables. After all, they are what food eats.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 01:55 AM (bY0uH)

473 Elevators are very expensive, plus they have to be inspected at certain intervals depending on where you live.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2016 01:55 AM (w7KSn)

474 "Elevators are very expensive"



Smallest room in the house.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 01:57 AM (tHwdc)

475 Elevators are very expensive, plus they have to be inspected at certain intervals depending on where you live.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2016 01:55 AM (w7KSn)

Besides, it's kind of pointless to have an elevator if you can't annoy other people when you fart in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 01:57 AM (bY0uH)

476 And there are many good solid reasons not to kill animals for food, including health, environmental, and spiritual--all things that conservatives are supposed to stand for.

Posted by: kimoloka at November 17, 2016 01:52 AM (Ra8VF)



And conservatives don't really give a damn if you are a vegetarian for those reasons. Its when you start shoving your vegetarianism in everyone's faces and demanding everyone follow your choice of not eating delicious succulent wonderful meat, that becomes off putting. Yeah I get it, you're tired of hearing about conservatives talking shit about vegetarians. That's because there are too many PETA vegetarians. Tough luck.

Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 01:58 AM (bMG0w)

477 Give me a steak and a cigarette afterwards. God loves me perfectly anyway.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 01:59 AM (tHwdc)

478 461 Items I want for my next house (should I live long enough to have another).
If it is a two story house (like I have now) I want a dumb waiter. Nothing with a motor, just a pulley system. To heck with hauling groceries upstairs. That is a real chore to me right now with my 70 year old knees.
I like the laundry chute idea.
An outdoor shower would be nice, for those days when you are too damn dirty to even walk in to the house. My wife just hoses me down now, but that water is cold.
Posted by: navybrat


Just today I saw that a house that is very close to being my "dream house" (due to its unique and unusual and unbeatable location) just came on the market. It is a miserable little shack, which is perfect in theory, because in real estate one always wants to buy "the worst house in the best location" to get maximal value. A miserable little shack ought to cost a lot less.

BUT...this is the goddamn Bay Area, so this miserable little shack, which would barely be worth $200,00 max anywhere else in the country, is LISTED at $1.8 million. Even I was totally shocked, and I'm used to Bay Area prices. They're selling the unimproved structure at the price it would be worth if you tore it down and build a mansion on that spot.

I have the feeling they will never get $1.8 for it, or even anything close. But it also means that my dream house is way out of reach. That's California for ya. There are no more hidden treasures in real estate -- literally everything is overpriced.

Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2016 02:00 AM (jBuUi)

479 All my dream house needs is a functional kitchen, a great bed, and a fabulous lover in that bed.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:01 AM (tHwdc)

480 they will never get $1.8 for it = they will never get $1.8 million for it

Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2016 02:01 AM (jBuUi)

481 Builders are running out of land in my area, so they're building massive, million-dollar, four-level townhouses. Four floors pretty much requires an elevator, especially since the kitchen is on the second floor and the target demographic seems to be empty-nesters. If you can afford a million-dollar townhouse, you can afford elevator maintenance.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 17, 2016 02:02 AM (IKOfL)

482 my comment at the UK Mail article:

i think her next public career ought to be a major defendant in the RICO trial regarding the Clinton Foundation, or maybe for her illegal handling of classified documents while SecState.

after that, she can apply for a position with Unicor. after all, that's what many prisoners do while serving Federal time.

assuming of course, that she doesn't simply drop dead from her various medical problems. that is one sick woman, medically AND morally

http://www.unicor.gov/

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 02:02 AM (serBz)

483 Honestly the number of times I've had people tell me they're a vegetarian, its been either unsolicited, or because getting something to eat is brought up. And after it comes up I don't think I have ever asked "Why" they are vegetarian. Oh but do they sure love to let you know why.

Again. Off putting.

Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 02:03 AM (bMG0w)

484 i think her next public career ought to be a major defendant in the RICO
trial regarding the Clinton Foundation, or maybe for her illegal
handling of classified documents while SecState.



==========

That should pretty much take up her remaining time on earth.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:04 AM (tHwdc)

485 Builders are running out of land in my area, so they're building massive, million-dollar, four-level townhouses. Four floors pretty much requires an elevator, especially since the kitchen is on the second floor and the target demographic seems to be empty-nesters. If you can afford a million-dollar townhouse, you can afford elevator maintenance.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 17, 2016 02:02 AM (IKOfL)

I recently had occasion to drive into Calgary from the northwest via Highway 1A. Near the city limits, on a hillside, was this huge agglomeration of townhouses, hundreds and hundreds, all alike. Buddy of mine calls 'em "breeder boxes". Seriously, if we forced chickens to live like that, PETA would be picketing. Just totally sad. I am sure glad I live deep rural.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 02:06 AM (bY0uH)

486 These guys nail this song:

https://youtu.be/f9mYE1IEGZE

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 02:06 AM (TppKb)

487 #483 vegetarians


Reminds me of one of my fave vids EVAH

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4af_1463433354

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:06 AM (tHwdc)

488 they will never get $1.8 for it = they will never get $1.8 million for it
---
if the lot is big enough to be developed, they will likely get more than $1.8 million... that's just where they want the bidding to start.

happens all the time in my part of Failifornia

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 02:06 AM (serBz)

489 "..literally everything is overpriced."

I got my house from my dad, who bought it on a VA loan.
It was $2,400 when he bought it, new, in 1949.
He was later killed in Korea. Mom still lives here. Yes, she is ancient. So am I.
I live in San Francisco.
Now, my property taxes are about $600 a month. It is easily our biggest monthly expense. Thank God for Prop 13.
Last time I looked at Zillow they had it at about $1.2M.
I have improved it quite a bit. Got rid of the knob and tube wiring. Put in copper plumbing. But we have the original kitchen, which has a pull down ironing board in a recessed cabinet. We have the recessed phone nook in the hallway.
It is 950 sq. feet. 3 of us live here. With 2 cats.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2016 02:07 AM (w7KSn)

490 468 First of all, Fuck PETA. They're a bunch of raving lunatics and publicity hounds. That being said, I do get a little tired of conservatives always slighting vegetarianism. There is nothing mutually exclusive about vegetarianism and conservatism. And there are many good solid reasons not to kill animals for food, including health, environmental, and spiritual--all things that conservatives are supposed to stand for.
Posted by: kimoloka


I'm a vegetarian and proud of it -- and yet I'm also an off-the-charts right-winger by most people's reckoning.

But I never ever proselytize for vegetarianism. It's merely my personal choice. Yes, like you, I could never kill an animal for food, but mostly I just feel healthier not eating meat. But at my laissez-fair small-l-libertarian core, I know that it is not my role to monitor nor care what other people eat. So, when I'm with meat-eaters, I always say, Go right ahead, eat all the meat you want, right in front of me -- I don't care. This shocks most people, because they're so used to being lectured by asshole vegans around here.

Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2016 02:08 AM (jBuUi)

491 That article on the Heinlein's house mentioned they were allowed to pick their own house number. There is a street north of me where the lot owners were allowed to pick their own house numbers, too, and it is crazy. Even and odd numbers on both sides of the streets and the numbers are not consecutive. On one side you could have 7253, followed by 7312, followed by 7298, followed by 7377. It's nuts.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 17, 2016 02:08 AM (IKOfL)

492 368
Thing is, doesn't one have to do something, you know, ostensibly criminal while in office in order for impeachment proceedings to be started?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 12:23 AM (bY0uH)


Well, some Presidents can commit literally thousands of criminal and unconstitutional acts in office yet impeachment is "off the table".

So no.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 17, 2016 02:10 AM (sdi6R)

493 So, when I'm with meat-eaters, I always say, Go right ahead, eat all the
meat you want, right in front of me -- I don't care. This shocks most
people, because they're so used to being lectured by asshole vegans
around here.



=============


I think it's terrible that people should be shocked by being left unmolested.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:12 AM (tHwdc)

494 That article on the Heinlein's house mentioned they were allowed to pick their own house number. There is a street north of me where the lot owners were allowed to pick their own house numbers, too, and it is crazy. Even and odd numbers on both sides of the streets and the numbers are not consecutive. On one side you could have 7253, followed by 7312, followed by 7298, followed by 7377. It's nuts.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 17, 2016 02:08 AM (IKOfL)

Fire departments must love that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 02:12 AM (bY0uH)

495 Even and odd numbers on both sides of the streets and the numbers are
not consecutive. On one side you could have 7253, followed by 7312,
followed by 7298, followed by 7377. It's nuts.


--------------

Utter madness. You need a fascist HOA to put you people in line.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:13 AM (tHwdc)

496 fing pixy keeps telling me a typed out version of my shirt, as separate lines is an unbroken string of text.

it's Hillary spelled out vertically, with each letter being an attribute, Honesty, Intelligent, Likeable, Liar, Admirable, Responsible Youthful, with all but one lined out in red.

the survivor is circled in red.

i leave it as an exercise for the reader as which one is circled.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 02:14 AM (serBz)

497 489 "..literally everything is overpriced."

I got my house from my dad, who bought it on a VA loan.
It was $2,400 when he bought it, new, in 1949.
He was later killed in Korea. Mom still lives here. Yes, she is ancient. So am I.
I live in San Francisco.
Now, my property taxes are about $600 a month. It is easily our biggest monthly expense. Thank God for Prop 13.
Last time I looked at Zillow they had it at about $1.2M.
I have improved it quite a bit. Got rid of the knob and tube wiring. Put in copper plumbing. But we have the original kitchen, which has a pull down ironing board in a recessed cabinet. We have the recessed phone nook in the hallway.
It is 950 sq. feet. 3 of us live here. With 2 cats.
Posted by: navybrat


A friend of mine was in your situation, living in a similar kind of house as yours, also in San Francisco, also obtained long long ago for very little money. But she just got divorced, and the place now had bad memories, and she wanted to move into a smaller place, so she decided to sell it.

Which she did.

Then she unexpectedly quit her job. And yet was very happy.

She was very cagey about the sale price, but of course I was able to look it up online.

It was a pretty ugly, cramped house, but in an up-and-coming "trendy" neighborhood, and I saw that she got...$1.6 million for it, straight up. AND she had no mortgage -- it was fully paid off.

$1.6 million. Suddenly I understood why she quite her job. She moved into a cheap rented apartment she got through a friend-connection. She basically told me she's now set for life.

Posted by: zombie at November 17, 2016 02:15 AM (jBuUi)

498 @490 zombie

Not that you need this, but: you're good people.

Also: Hillary Clinton will *never* be President.

Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2016 02:16 AM (vUcdz)

499 493 So, when I'm with meat-eaters, I always say, Go right ahead, eat all the
meat you want, right in front of me -- I don't care. This shocks most
people, because they're so used to being lectured by asshole vegans
around here.



=============


I think it's terrible that people should be shocked by being left unmolested.


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:12 AM (tHwdc)


Yeah, but zombie is in San Franpsycho. Part of that is probably that they are upset that they aren't being shamed for eating meat by a vegetarian like they are supposed to. Probably about like a GOPe would get upset if they met a liberal that didn't insult them for being an evil conservative.

That shame is like their penance and you are denying them the absolution of their sins by not giving it to them.

Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 02:16 AM (bMG0w)

500 Unglaublich!
Mondkatze!
Alle ist kaput!



Posted by: Gefreiter Hans at November 17, 2016 02:18 AM (FtrY1)

501 Yeah, zombie, the thought has occurred to me to sell and relocate.
The thought of it is appalling to me.
I can walk to great restaurants, all my friends are here, I still play gigs, make money.
I like the weather.
The politics are the worst. I try to not think about it. I had a kid jump on the hood of my car last Wed. I thought about killing him outright, for about 3 seconds.
Too much paperwork.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2016 02:18 AM (w7KSn)

502 Put 2 carriage returns after each line. Thus:

Honest

Intelligent

Likeable

Liar

Admirable

Responsible

Youthful

titpoes away from Barrel

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 02:19 AM (bY0uH)

503 i leave it as an exercise for the reader as which one is circled.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 02:14 AM (serBz)

===========
Ahhhhhhhh... you know, I envy you your ability to just let it all hang out. I have to tippytoe around people on my FB page who objected to me posting the truth ("Democrats haven't been this upset since the last time we freed their slaves.") Seriously. I mean, wtf, you KNOW it was Democrats who owned slaves, right? You get that? No? Then I'm not the problem, YOU are.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:20 AM (tHwdc)

504 First off, that Soros video is really bad. The guy has a creepy smile spreading over his face as he talks about going out scavenging property. I am sure it was far more than that, but what he admits to, and the absolute absence of remorse is horrifying.

Since Pizzagate got brought up above, if your primary money source is an evil fuck like Soros, I would not be surprised to find Hillary and her minions involved in sexual trafficking. The Podesta's are a sick pair, who buys a sculpture of a Jeffrey Dahmer victim? It is the 8 foot mockup of a decapitated body, a young man Dahmer slaughtered, beheaded and posed so he could take a picture for the memory. Tony Podesta calls it a conversation piece.

Comet pizza has the Islamic star and crescent. The other pizza joint Besta Pizza edited their logo to remove the shape that the FBI has connected to pedophilia. Another joint on the same street as the two pizza restaurants has a symbol which "coincidentally" has a symbol suspected to imply pedophilia displayed on its website. The rest of that creepy stuff in the emails and other stuff may just be unfortunate and disturbing, albeit nothing sinister.

But on the otherhand, the election of Trump may have really saved us from having some true monsters ruling the United States. I hope whoever gets assigned to the AG has a strong stomach and iron will.

Not to drag the conspiracy too much farther, but suddenly I see reasons why a "conservative" Chief Justice of the Supreme Court issues a ruling that demonstrates master's level intellectual gymnastics to justify a wholly unconstitutional law, and an FBI director who admits to criminal behavior by Hillary, but can't find a case that "a reasonable" prosecutor would bring to court.


Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 17, 2016 02:21 AM (uWAzI)

505 >> He was later killed in Korea. Mom still lives here.
>> Yes, she is ancient. So am I.

Sorry about your father.

My father was drafted in '42, got out in '46, he was done and walked away.

Bought the house where I grew up in '51 off a sergeant who stayed in the reserves after WWII, and wasn't very happy to be scooped up and shipped to Korea.

My aunt had married a Navy flyboy to get the hell out of the house (father's side of the family had some issues) and he spent a bunch of time in the air over Korea; I still have some of the Japanese knick-knacks he gave my parents from his shore time.

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 02:21 AM (TppKb)

506 A (since departed) veteran friend of mine also served in Korea and he collected numerous objets de art.
Today they are all in the Asian Art Museum, in SF, which he founded along with other vets and locals.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2016 02:25 AM (w7KSn)

507 Yeah, but zombie is in San Franpsycho. Part of that
is probably that they are upset that they aren't being shamed for
eating meat by a vegetarian like they are supposed to. Probably about
like a GOPe would get upset if they met a liberal that didn't insult
them for being an evil conservative.



That shame is like their penance and you are denying them the absolution of their sins by not giving it to them.

Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 02:16 AM (bMG0w)

================
I understand this convoluted explanation.

The last time I was in SF (1999) I was visiting a friend in the Castro. He paid at that time an absolutely sinful amount of money to live in a hellhole. Which I understand is even more of a hellhole now.
He's actually an ex-friend. Back in 2003, he was waxing eloquent about working on the campaign of a Hispanic lesbian who was running for mayor or some such thing. I was not in a good mental place at the time, and I snapped, "So her defining characteristics as a politician are "hispanic" and "lesbian"?? WTF?!"
Understand, this was before I'd ever heard of the term "identity politics." He never spoke to me again.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:27 AM (tHwdc)

508
Wasn't able to see the supermoon because of fog.
So my niece sent me picture of tortilla taped to a window.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 17, 2016 02:30 AM (yfObW)

509 508
Wasn't able to see the supermoon because of fog.
So my niece sent me picture of tortilla taped to a window.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 17, 2016 02:30 AM (yfObW)


262 If you are having trouble with visibility to see the supermoon, just stick a tortilla on a window. Same effect.

Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2016 11:20 PM (bMG0w)


Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 02:31 AM (bMG0w)

510 you know, I envy you your ability to just let it all hang out.
---
i have a life time supply of diplomacy and tact that i save for special occasions.



of course it helps to live in a part of town where they rely most on virtue signaling and group shaming to enforce right think.

IDGAF and i'm not in "The Industry" so i can't be blackballed.

i did have some younger person get mad at me pre-election when he saw i was wearing my deployable/deplorable shirt, but he was already mad because i had mocked his driving ability.

he said something about denting my forehead and i said i'd just put him in prison for assault. if he had slugged me, my foot would have slipped on the brake and onto the gas pedal, smashing the shit out of his car and pushing it out into traffic, negating his ability to get away from the scene of the crime. oh, and there was a witness sitting right there, who was laughing at him.

he got back in to try and block the driveway, but i'm not one for hesitating , so he was reduced to chasing me through traffic...

right up until i drove up to a security gate that i have a pass badge to.

idiot.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 02:32 AM (serBz)

511 #508 LOL! Sweet girl

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:32 AM (tHwdc)

512 262 If you are having trouble with visibility to see the supermoon, just stick a tortilla on a window. Same effect.

Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2016 11:20 PM (bMG0w)


Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 02:31 AM (bMG0w)

Or just stick a GoPro camera to the underside of a Size 12 toilet seat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 02:34 AM (bY0uH)

513 <nibbles a bit from the side of a tortilla, licks it, and slaps it on the window. Tortilla falls onto cat. Cat leaps into the air and knocks over banana palm>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:34 AM (tHwdc)

514
Posted by: buzzion at November 16, 2016 11:20 PM (bMG0w)

So with an eclipse a flashlight a a tortilla will do.

Posted by: YIKES! at November 17, 2016 02:34 AM (yfObW)

515 513


Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:34 AM (tHwdc)



Well strange things are known to happen during full moons.

Posted by: buzzion at November 17, 2016 02:35 AM (bMG0w)

516 Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 02:32 AM (serBz)



I want to be you

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:35 AM (tHwdc)

517 >> The last time I was in SF (1999) I was visiting a
>> friend in the Castro. He paid at that time an
>> absolutely sinful amount of money to live in a
>> hellhole. Which I understand is even more of a
>> hellhole now.

No, in my experience (having grown up in SF from the '60s and worked there from '80ish-2000ish, and still live in the area and have in-laws there) in terms of physical condition it's probably better now.

San Francisco east of Twin Peaks is probably safer and mostly in better physical condition than it was twenty years ago. Also vastly more expensive, that's chicken-or-egg.

It's safer in part because some of the criminal element has been priced out of town, and the ones that remain are largely incapable of even standing up most of the day. Fewer muggers, more pissbums. It's ugly, seriously ugly in the downtown area these days.

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 02:36 AM (TppKb)

518 Well strange things are known to happen during full moons.


Apparently cats don't like them.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:37 AM (tHwdc)

519 496 fing pixy keeps telling me a typed out version of my shirt, as separate lines is an unbroken string of text.

it's Hillary spelled out vertically, with each letter being an attribute, Honesty, Intelligent, Likeable, Liar, Admirable, Responsible Youthful, with all but one lined out in red.

the survivor is circled in red.

i leave it as an exercise for the reader as which one is circled.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 02:14 AM (serBz)

++++

That can be annoying as hell if you don't know the sneak-by-pixy trick.

Place a space at the end of each line. It will make the software see the text as broken up instead of continuous. The funny thing is that the software will also strip out any end-of-line spaces in the process of posting your comment, so the spaces will no longer be there when it gets published.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2016 02:37 AM (R+30W)

520 It's safer in part because some of the criminal
element has been priced out of town, and the ones that remain are
largely incapable of even standing up most of the day. Fewer muggers,
more pissbums. It's ugly, seriously ugly in the downtown area these
days.

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 02:36 AM (TppKb)


So, safe but piss-drenched?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:38 AM (tHwdc)

521 When we were in the depths of the drought, I prayed for rain, not so much for the water as to get rid of the urine smell downtown.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2016 02:40 AM (w7KSn)

522 Place a space at the end of each line. It will make
the software see the text as broken up instead of continuous. The funny
thing is that the software will also strip out any end-of-line spaces in
the process of posting your comment, so the spaces will no longer be
there when it gets published.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2016 02:37 AM (R+30W)


I've been trying to figure out why pixy sometimes gives me run-on sentences instead of lines (like recipes, lyrics). I'll try to remember this.
<downs the rest of rum and coke>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:41 AM (tHwdc)

523 I want to be you
---
/me bows to the crowd, waves shyly

it has it's moments, but it's not for everyone.

as one of my favorite artists of all time sang "It's a dirty j*b, but somebody's got to do it"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx1m2gnjds4

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 02:42 AM (serBz)

524 >> So, safe but piss-drenched?

Instead of guys strong-arm robbing you, you have to step over a bunch of supine druggies panhandling you while laying in puddles of their own urine.

When I see one with a dog, I want to make sure the dog is taken care of. The rest...okay, I'm kinda MEGO. Been there too long.

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 02:43 AM (TppKb)

525 #521 Seriously, ick!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:44 AM (tHwdc)

526 When we were in the depths of the drought, I prayed for rain, not so much for the water as to get rid of the urine smell downtown.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2016 02:40 AM (w7KSn)

City is stupid. It's on a salt-water bay. So the storm drains drain into the bay, right? Get water trucks, suck seawater out of the bay, hose down streets with seawater, leave a light crust of salt, which the next rain will flush away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 02:44 AM (bY0uH)

527 which the next rain will flush away
---
as couple of years from now...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 02:46 AM (serBz)

528 i wish they made keyboards for people with normal size fingers, instead of only in munchkin size.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 02:48 AM (serBz)

529 as couple of years from now...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 02:46 AM (serBz)

Well, salt crust doesn't stink, so there's that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 02:48 AM (bY0uH)

530 >> as couple of years from now...

We're due for rain around here tonight. Was out putting crap away in the side yard earlier.

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 02:48 AM (TppKb)

531 Oh JEM.


Things like this remind me of how much I have to be grateful for. But then, cities have no attraction for me whatsoever, so I'd never live there anyway.

I have the woodsy shore of the Potomac about 0.2 miles from my doorway. I can walk there and have it all to myself. Maybe fight off a few deer during rutting season. And watch out for the poison ivy.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:48 AM (tHwdc)

532 Yeah, stupid on stilts.
I am really interested to see if our mayor will get the attention of the Feds under Trump.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2016 02:49 AM (w7KSn)

533 i wish they made keyboards for people with normal size fingers, instead of only in munchkin size.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 02:48 AM (serBz)


ARE YOU DONALD TRUMP??

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:50 AM (tHwdc)

534 526 When we were in the depths of the drought, I prayed for rain, not so much for the water as to get rid of the urine smell downtown.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2016 02:40 AM (w7KSn)

City is stupid. It's on a salt-water bay. So the storm drains drain into the bay, right? Get water trucks, suck seawater out of the bay, hose down streets with seawater, leave a light crust of salt, which the next rain will flush away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 02:44 AM (bY0uH)

++++

I think I know San Franciscans well enough to predict that if the city starts hosing the pissbums out to sea, there are going to be those who object.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2016 02:51 AM (R+30W)

535 ARE YOU DONALD TRUMP??
---
nope: just a garden variety deplorable with YUGE hands and fingers...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 02:55 AM (serBz)

536 The amount of construction in SF at the moment is truly astonishing.
The population of the city is going to be huge.
Oh yeah we have that skyscraper that is sinking. It's down about 18 inches so far.
And a couple of inches off of the perpendicular as well.
People that bought those expensive condos are taking a dim view of that. One of them rolled a marble on his kitchen floor to show that it was not level.
Lawsuits are flying over that one.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2016 02:57 AM (w7KSn)

537 I think I know San Franciscans well enough to
predict that if the city starts hosing the pissbums out to sea, there
are going to be those who object.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2016 02:51 AM (R+30W)


All you need are giant-size minnow traps.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:57 AM (tHwdc)

538 speaking of the Feds and stupid mayors, i found out that the City of Lost Angels gets about $500 mil from the feds.

i'm going to e-mail the City Council as ask them what their plan is for the potential budget shortfall if President Trump signs an executive order forbidding any payments to sanctuary cities...

just for the LULZ

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 02:58 AM (serBz)

539 http://tinyurl.com/jnuszen

Obama's hands seem to be a little smaller than Trump's. Sad!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 17, 2016 02:59 AM (VdICR)

540 nope: just a garden variety deplorable with YUGE hands and fingers...


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 02:55 AM (serBz)


<frisson>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:59 AM (tHwdc)

541 I think I know San Franciscans well enough to predict that if the city starts hosing the pissbums out to sea, there are going to be those who object.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2016 02:51 AM (R+30W)

Actually, I was wasn't suggesting that. Which is uncharacteristic of me, I know. Really, just flush the piss off the streets and down the storm drains.

The answer is more Global Warming. A few degrees warmer, and San Francisco bay could support salt-water crocodiles, and they could come ashore, and hunt the streets at night for bums.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 02:59 AM (bY0uH)

542 Oh yeah we have that skyscraper that is sinking. It's down about 18 inches so far.

And a couple of inches off of the perpendicular as well.

---
read about that and LOLd

it's built on freaking land fill, which can, and usually does, liquify when it shakes. that's why The Marina area was hit so hard by the Loma Prieta quake.

next good quake, it's coming down.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 03:01 AM (serBz)

543 >> The amount of construction in SF at the moment is
>> truly astonishing.

Willie Brown started it all, like the JEF he was the black savior but his term as mayor was largely devoted to development deals that pushed blacks out of SF in huge numbers.

And of course he also found himself routinely in the company of the young woman who, not quite so young any longer, is now our newest Senator.

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 03:01 AM (TppKb)

544 i'm going to e-mail the City Council as ask them
what their plan is for the potential budget shortfall if President Trump
signs an executive order forbidding any payments to sanctuary cities...

just for the LULZ


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 02:58 AM (serBz)


------------
Oh please please PLEASE do that!

<rubs hands together. They are large for a woman's hands, but they are not man-hands. Are they larger than Trumps? >

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:02 AM (tHwdc)

545 Oh yeah we have that skyscraper that is sinking. It's down about 18 inches so far.
And a couple of inches off of the perpendicular as well.
People that bought those expensive condos are taking a dim view of that. One of them rolled a marble on his kitchen floor to show that it was not level.
Lawsuits are flying over that one.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2016 02:57 AM (w7KSn)

If that building is built on soft ground and has settled that much, it will be a goner in any decent earthquake. I don't have to be Nostradamus to see that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 03:02 AM (bY0uH)

546 And a couple of inches off of the perpendicular as well.
People that bought those expensive condos are taking a dim view of that. One of them rolled a marble on his kitchen floor to show that it was not level.
Lawsuits are flying over that one.
Posted by: navybrat


No shortage of employment in Chinese translators.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 03:02 AM (Yg871)

547 >> No shortage of employment in Chinese translators.

They just need to set up some barricades around it and sell tickets to the elevator.

The Leaning Tower of, uh, South-of-Market.

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 03:05 AM (TppKb)

548 The answer is more Global Warming. A few degrees
warmer, and San Francisco bay could support salt-water crocodiles, and
they could come ashore, and hunt the streets at night for bums.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 02:59 AM (bY0uH)


---------
There's a lot to be said for a well-balanced ecosystem.
"It's for the crocodiles!" You know environmentalists hate humans anyway.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:05 AM (tHwdc)

549 Actually, I was wasn't suggesting that. Which is uncharacteristic of me, I know. Really, just flush the piss off the streets and down the storm drains.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 02:59 AM (bY0uH)

++++

Heh. I know. I was purposely misunderstanding you for my own amusement.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2016 03:05 AM (R+30W)

550 i have to see if LA County has a sanctuary policy as well...

i'm sure they get metric buttloads of Fed cash too.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 03:06 AM (serBz)

551 Willie was corrupt as the day was long, but I voted for him.
Yes, when Willie Brown was in a run-off (Frank Jordan (r) was eliminated) I could not see the mayorship fall to the challenger from Willie's left.
So, I was a Willie B. voter.
Hell, I still see him from time to time. He walks the city, looking great, and I say hello and shake his hand.
You would too. He can be charming and funny.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2016 03:06 AM (w7KSn)

552 One of them rolled a marble on his kitchen floor to show that it was not level.

Lawsuits are flying over that one.

Posted by: navybrat



No shortage of employment in Chinese translators.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 03:02 AM (Yg871)
-------
I'm confused. Were they playing Chinese checkers?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:08 AM (tHwdc)

553 There's a lot to be said for a well-balanced ecosystem.
"It's for the crocodiles!" You know environmentalists hate humans anyway.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:05 AM (tHwdc)

Well, it would be a nicely-varied diet for the salties: fruits, nuts, flakes, veggies, and hobos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 03:08 AM (bY0uH)

554 The answer is more Global Warming. A few degrees

warmer, and San Francisco bay could support salt-water crocodiles, and

they could come ashore, and hunt the streets at night for bums.

---
hell, stock Golden Gate park with coyotes or wolves...

or both.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 03:08 AM (serBz)

555 >> Hell, I still see him from time to time. He walks the
>> city, looking great, and I say hello and shake his
>> hand.

I've dealt with him, he is a character in the SF tradition.

Posted by: JEM at November 17, 2016 03:08 AM (TppKb)

556 Heh. I know. I was purposely misunderstanding you for my own amusement.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2016 03:05 AM (R+30W)

Go on! That never happens here. LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 03:09 AM (bY0uH)

557 Getting back to the Willie thing, I think for me to vote for Willie marked a milestone (or maybe a millstone) in my political thinking.
Willie became the most conservative candidate on the ballot, even though he was not the least bit conservative at all, but was like Reagan compared to his opponent.

Posted by: navybrat at November 17, 2016 03:10 AM (w7KSn)

558 Well, it would be a nicely-varied diet for the salties: fruits, nuts, flakes, veggies, and hobos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 03:08 AM (bY0uH)

I've heard that hobo meat is highly prized at the HQ, but not sure if marinating in piss improves it or not.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:12 AM (tHwdc)

559 I'm confused. Were they playing Chinese checkers?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:08 AM (tHwdc)

I think Weft is making an allusion to the idea that most of the condo purchasers in that building are wealthy Chinese ex-pats. Vancouver, B.C. is much the same way. It may be the most populous Chinese city outside of China.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 03:13 AM (bY0uH)

560 I've heard that hobo meat is highly prized at the HQ, but not sure if marinating in piss improves it or not.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:12 AM (tHwdc)

It's like shark meat; tainted with urea because shark kidneys are not very efficient. But marinating in lemon juice makes it palatable, once cooked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 03:14 AM (bY0uH)

561 #559 Ah. I made the only link I knew between marbles and Chinese.

I went to an Ivy League school, you know. I could be smarter than Jonathan Gruber. It's possible.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:15 AM (tHwdc)

562 550 i have to see if LA County has a sanctuary policy as well...

i'm sure they get metric buttloads of Fed cash too.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 03:06 AM (serBz)

++++

According to this site they are.

http://cis.org/Sanctuary-Cities-Map

California (in addition to all counties)
Alameda County
Berkley
Contra Costa County
Los Angeles County
Los Angeles
Monterey County
Napa County
Orange County (Sheriff and Probation Department)
Riverside County
Sacramento County
San Bernardino County
San Diego County
San Francisco County
San Mateo County
Santa Clara County
Santa Cruz County
Sonoma County


That top line reflects that the State of California itself is a sanctuary state.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2016 03:15 AM (R+30W)

563 It's like shark meat; tainted with urea because
shark kidneys are not very efficient. But marinating in lemon juice
makes it palatable, once cooked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 03:14 AM (bY0uH)

You can see why I come here. Constantly expanding my knowledge.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:17 AM (tHwdc)

564 Ugh. I am up with the dog, who is throwing up repeatedly, most likely due to its annoying habit of eating non-food objects. It's the kids' dog, but they're too young to pull nighttime duty. So I will be the sleep-deprived one. Thankful for the Horde to keep me entertained!

Posted by: Rarity at November 17, 2016 03:21 AM (5WxYJ)

565 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2016 03:15 AM (R+30W)

---
that's a metric shitload of tax money President Trump can save with one stroke of a pen.

i *really* hope he does that as one of his first acts of office. the screaming will be YUGE and there will be a bigly amount of butthurt as well.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 03:22 AM (serBz)

566 Media review: truncated for the sake of the fact that I'm not Ace.

Goliath

Mini-series produced by Amazon

Modern detective/law drama

4/5 star

Billy Bob Thorton, William Hurt, Olivia Thirlby, Nina Arianda, Dwight Yoakam...

Elmore Leonard can only write so much. There is only so much room for suburban nihilistic detective lit in the publishing universe. He can't kill all his competition.

Well, maybe a bit more room now.

Not nihilistic, just reflexively anti-military industrial blah, blah, blah.

10 episodes. They are flawed, (not a lawyer, but bullshit by the barrel here, and just so's you know weapons mfr are bad people), but still better than most network prime time shows.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 03:24 AM (Yg871)

567 I am up with the dog, who is throwing up repeatedly, most likely due to its annoying habit of eating non-food objects.

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My first dog used to eat tinsel off the Christmas tree. It wasn't like the tinsel they make now - it was crinkley and broke off easily. Her poop used to glitter in the sunshine. Magical.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:25 AM (tHwdc)

568 484 i think her next public career ought to be a major defendant in the RICO
trial regarding the Clinton Foundation, or maybe for her illegal
handling of classified documents while SecState.



==========

That should pretty much take up her remaining time on earth.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 02:04 AM (tHwdc)

After hearing about why she sent Podesta out to give the speech she should have on election night, I do not believe she has all that much time left. She was apparently too drunk AND sedated because she was throwing things and becoming a danger, so they physically restrained her to sedate her. And somehow, we were supposed to have THAT for POTUS.

She will die in a drunken stupor in about two years.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2016 03:26 AM (cm1Bl)

569 i *really* hope he does that as one of his first
acts of office. the screaming will be YUGE and there will be a bigly
amount of butthurt as well.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 03:22 AM (serBz)

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OMG, me too. Give the crying babies something to REALLY cry about.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:26 AM (tHwdc)

570 My first dog used to eat tinsel off the Christmas tree. It wasn't like the tinsel they make now - it was crinkley and broke off easily. Her poop used to glitter in the sunshine. Magical.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:25 AM (tHwdc)

I had one that ate crayons, and had multicolor poo. Made poop scooping at least somewhat entertaining. He also ate a hairbrush, which had to be, uh, interesting to pass.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2016 03:27 AM (cm1Bl)

571 We're on the wrong side of the Laffer curve. He'll do a lot of good with tax cuts.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 17, 2016 03:27 AM (VdICR)

572 Well that horse is between a pipe and a hard place.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 17, 2016 03:27 AM (GH68B)

573 After hearing about why she sent Podesta out to give
the speech she should have on election night, I do not believe she has
all that much time left. She was apparently too drunk AND sedated
because she was throwing things and becoming a danger, so they
physically restrained her to sedate her. And somehow, we were supposed
to have THAT for POTUS.



She will die in a drunken stupor in about two years.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2016 03:26 AM (cm1Bl)

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Will she outlive Bill, do you think? I think not. He's looking like the portrait of Dorian Gray.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:28 AM (tHwdc)

574 Will she outlive Bill, do you think? I think not. He's looking like the portrait of Dorian Gray.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:28 AM (tHwdc)

Penicillin resistant syphillis. He's got about eight months.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 17, 2016 03:29 AM (cm1Bl)

575 Or if suits go the way of yoga pants

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 17, 2016 03:30 AM (GH68B)

576 Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 03:24 AM (Yg871)

++++

I watched that one. Pretty good. William Hurt was amusing with his quirkiness, and Thornton was great.

There was one thing that was bugging me as an improbable plot device, but they explained it satisfactory at the end. (the thing with the van)

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 17, 2016 03:30 AM (R+30W)

577 but still better than most network prime time shows.
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that's a damn low bar to cross...

Television: A medium.
So called, because it is neither rare nor well done.
- Ernie Kovacs

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 03:31 AM (serBz)

578 He also ate a hairbrush, which had to be, uh, interesting to pass.


Bowowowow!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:31 AM (tHwdc)

579 "I am probably the furthest thing from a animal rights idiot."

No, you aren't. I rather doubt that you've ever been around cattle.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at November 17, 2016 03:32 AM (ZBO0C)

580 My first dog used to eat tinsel off the Christmas tree. It wasn't like the tinsel they make now - it was crinkley and broke off easily. Her poop used to glitter in the sunshine. Magical.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:25 AM (tHwdc)

I remember lead tinsel. Used to hang very straight and limp. Would melt in a match flame, but was solid metal. And yes, it could be easily broken.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 03:32 AM (bY0uH)

581 nice link...

now i get to troll my assemblyman's office too, as well as my County Stuporvisor

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 03:34 AM (serBz)

582
I watched that one. Pretty good. William Hurt was amusing with his quirkiness, and Thornton was great.

There was one thing that was bugging me as an improbable plot device, but they explained it satisfactory at the end. (the thing with the van)

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


The whole resolution is flawed in all four squares.

But, yes, William Hurt is a scary, master actor in that. Just scary how much he becomes the ultimate fiend in that.

Van: I don't like quirks of fate that explain plot lines, this kind of worked. There were other prblms with the story arc: why not kill the jdge in the first place? Why not do x instead of y, but a story has to happen somewhere, i guess.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 03:37 AM (Yg871)

583 Well 'rons, it's been real. Bedtime for Bozo. Bonzo. Whatever!

Notty notty, as the Swedes say. When they aren't being raped by immigrants.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 03:38 AM (tHwdc)

584 No, you aren't. I rather doubt that you've ever been around cattle.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at November 17, 2016 03:32 AM (ZBO0C)

May you always have cows around:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKoYT4febHM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 03:38 AM (bY0uH)

585 I rather doubt that you've ever been around cattle.
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i've been around cattle most of my life.

hell, i have some in the refrigerator right now...


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 03:40 AM (serBz)

586 OMG...

thegatewaypundit.com/2016/11/video-migrant-washes- anus-public-fountain-italy-culturalenrichment/

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 03:45 AM (serBz)

587 If Hillary has the neurological problems some thought it at least will show up soon.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 17, 2016 03:46 AM (GH68B)

588 the pics of her over at the UK Daily Mail article are not flattering at all

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 03:49 AM (serBz)

589 the pics of her over at the UK Daily Mail article are not flattering at all

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 03:49 AM (serBz)

The plaster and spackle are falling off. Before long, the lath will begin to show.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 03:52 AM (bY0uH)

590 and she has a lot more wrong with her than just neurological issues, from what has been released and observed.

Bill isn't any healthier either. despite access to top of the line care AND lots of cash to pay for things the government won't cover, they both likely have one foot on the ice and the other on a banana peel.

neither one will be any great loss, except to anyone who actually love loves them, as opposed to those who either benefit from them or fear them.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 03:53 AM (serBz)

591 What's the over/under for a Clinton operative to announce that the dear Secy has a terminal illness?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 17, 2016 03:54 AM (Yg871)

592 Curling:

Lawn Bowls on ice!

Can be a lot of fun if you don't take it too seriously

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 03:57 AM (nIUnC)

593 Can be a lot of fun if you don't take it too seriously

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 03:57 AM (nIUnC)

It's no coincidence that most curling rinks have a lounge.

And I am off to bed. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 17, 2016 03:59 AM (bY0uH)

594 Article at AT wonders if Hillary will be pardoned, and doesn't think Barak will. So at the very least Hillary will be under that threat of prosecution for 2 months and not know.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 17, 2016 04:00 AM (GH68B)

595 one good thing about #Failifornia being a sanctuary state is that, if Trump cuts all federal funds, there won't be any $$$$ for Moonbeam's Toy Train, the High Speed Fail project from nowhere to nowhere.

i SO want to see that fail.

and there won't be any $$$ to maintain our freeways etc, let alone finish all the projects currently in mid-stride.

question is, will the idiots who live and vote here have the sense G*d gave a hole in the ground and vote all these idiots in office out, or will it just make the secession movement stronger?

ima write Trumps team and suggest that, if these idiots try to secede, that he let them go, but only after exercising eminent domain and keeping for the US everything south of the north boundary of Camp Pendleton, or maybe everything south of the line running along Artesia Blvd-91 Fwy- 60 Fwy-I-10 so that the US controls all the southern Border, and retains San Diego as a Navy home port.

they would also have to pay current value of all federal improvements, such as all Corps of Engineers projects, Interstate highways, and surrender all ARNG-ANG equipment (big part of disaster/fire response) and that all military reservations, VA facilities, National Forests etc, be paid for at current value.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 04:04 AM (serBz)

596 Whoo Hoo! Coffees finally done!

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 17, 2016 04:08 AM (GH68B)

597 That's the kind of arrogance that we can just drop right now.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 17, 2016 01:25 AM (tHwdc)


It's not arrogance; it's the American character and what has made this nation so special in the world. America has always stood alone on so many issues. While the rest of the world (the civilized world, at least) has had party-oriented, ephemeral executive eurotrash parliamentary systems, America stood unique in our governmental architecture. Utterly unique. We didn't need anyone else to tell us how to form a nation. We did it ourselves and did it better than anyone has.

Whenever the world has tried to tell America what it should do we have told the world to fuck off and done it our way. With this, we built the strongest, freest, greatest nation to have ever existed.

We don't need anyone else's help or input. We never have. The only times we've gotten into0 trouble are when some Americans got it into their minds that we need to listen to other countries and start being more like them.

My attitude is not arrogance. It's history.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2016 04:10 AM (zc3Db)

598 Or at least our DNA

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 17, 2016 04:13 AM (GH68B)

599 "There is a story, a joke in some ways, an allegory in others, that dates
way back. In it, a British Lord travels to the Frontier West, America
in the 1800's. His horse throws a shoe on the trail, so at the first
little frontier town he comes to, he finds a blacksmith's shop to have
the shoe replaced. As he rides up, he sees a large, sweaty, filthy man
hammering on a piece of red-hot iron. The Lord sits on his horse,
waiting to be served, but the blacksmith doesn't pay him any attention
and continues to work his iron. Finally, the Lord, outraged to have been
ignored this way by an obvious servant, dismounts, approaches the
'smith, and taps the man on the shoulder with his riding crop.



"You, man!" he barks, "Who is your Master! I wish to have a word with him!"



The blacksmith turns, looks at the Englishman, spits a stream of tobacco juice on the point of the Lord's boot and says,


"That sumbitch ain't been born."

from smallestminority.blogspot.com/2003/11/ that-sumbitch-aint-been-born-early.html

well worth the read, IMHO

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 04:20 AM (serBz)

600 because it deserves to be said at LEAST twice:

It's not arrogance; it's the American character and what has made this
nation so special in the world. America has always stood alone on so
many issues. While the rest of the world (the civilized world, at
least) has had party-oriented, ephemeral executive eurotrash
parliamentary systems, America stood unique in our governmental
architecture. Utterly unique. We didn't need anyone else to tell us
how to form a nation. We did it ourselves and did it better than anyone
has.



Whenever the world has tried to tell America what it should do we
have told the world to fuck off and done it our way. With this, we
built the strongest, freest, greatest nation to have ever existed.



We don't need anyone else's help or input. We never have. The only
times we've gotten into0 trouble are when some Americans got it into
their minds that we need to listen to other countries and start being
more like them.



My attitude is not arrogance. It's history.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2016 04:10 AM (zc3Db)

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^^^this^^^

so MUCH this.

'Murica, F yeah!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 04:24 AM (serBz)

601 Or at least our DNA

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 17, 2016 04:13 AM (GH68B)


Yep.

People are quick to make comparisons between America and other countries, these days, that are totally incorrect. I like Great Britain and I think that it's fantastic that they have finally realized that the EU is a death trap, but Brexit is not the same as the Tea Party or Trump. Sure, there is an intersection in the voice of the citizenry to support the idea of the nation-state, but that's as far as the comparison goes. Brits still like their socialism (even as it destroys things around them and leads them down very nasty paths, like the Liverpool Pathway) and they still seem to enjoy being spied upon by their government on every corner. We share some things with Great Britain, but the bulk of our world view and theirs are worlds apart. And Great Britain is probably the country closest to us in culture, which really says all one needs to know to see the true nature of the issue.

We welcome allies (and allies of ours have traditionally done very, very well) but we don't go out of our way to try and convince anyone to join us. They can decide what they want and we will do what we think is best for us. We just want to do as much business as we can, advance things as much as we can, beat everyone else to the punch (whatever it may be) and to enjoy the blessings of liberty at home.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2016 04:27 AM (zc3Db)

602 Yesterday got a chuckle that the Norks are refusing to let any on line messages go through with reference to Kim Fatty III

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 17, 2016 04:28 AM (GH68B)

603 don't bother with the link at the end: the page doesn't exist anymore. i leave it in for historical accuracy:

i didn't write this.
i didn't even find it. (SapperSgt did)
but i do believe the gentleman has an interesting take on things:

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I don't know what 'the west' wants, but Americans are simple: we want
the rest of the world to go away and stop bothering us.

Understand I'm not speaking for myself - I'd be on a plane somewhere
365 days a year if I could manage it. But Americans generally don't
like being forced to confront the outside world. We have quite a large
country of our own and if we find it cramped there's always Canada
(America Lite).

Americans want to spend their days working. We like working. We like
coming up with crazy plans and turning them into billion dollar
businesses. If we're not working we want to hang out with family. We
don't like thinking about politics, we're not the French. We don't
like having to learn the differences between Shia and Sunni because,
quite frankly, we don't give a damn. We just want to work and hang out.

From time to time Americans are forced to recognize the existence of
some other piece of the world: Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Iraq. We resent
being forced to do so. We didn't really know these places existed,
didn't care, and don't wish to be irritated by them because we have
work to do.

So we fall back on simple, direct solutions to ease the irritation:
nuke 'em all. Nuke 'em all, and then get back to work. It's not that
we harbor particular malice toward one country or another, one religion
or another. What we harbor is indifference. If you threaten our
indifference by forcing us to pay attention to you and your intractable
foreign problems we may have to blow something up just so you'll go
away. There is, after all, money to be made, and work to be done, and
family to be hung out with.

We're busy: don't make us kill you.

I grant that in some cases it's our own government's actions that force
us into the position of having to learn where Fallujah is
(answer: who cares?) but that doesn't alter our underlying sense that
the whole world should just stop bothering us and let us get back
to work.

Said by M. Takhallus in http://tinyurl.com/y48yao

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 04:30 AM (serBz)

604 Said by M. Takhallus in http://tinyurl.com/y48yao

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 04:30 AM (serBz)


Heh. That's well said.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2016 04:32 AM (zc3Db)

605 I too would like to see the speed rail fail. Not cause it is a far of dream but cause it is folly atm.

As to the greatness of America : this is true but we so equally likely could have lost.

U are best to remember that not IT's greatness.

Posted by: KellyAnne's inaugural fan club member at November 17, 2016 04:35 AM (rpN6y)

606 ... greatness hanging by a thread is....

Posted by: KellyAnne's inaugural fan club member at November 17, 2016 04:38 AM (rpN6y)

607 598
Or at least our DNA

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 17, 2016 04:13 AM


I have a long-held theory about our DNA. We are the descendants of the risk-takers. Back in the old country, our ancestors were the ones who had the intestinal fortitude to strike out into the unknown in the New World, leaving behind everyone and everything they knew, in most cases forever, in the hope of something better. The ones who stayed are the forefathers of today's Europeans. We took the best of their gene pool (and then in two wars they massively screwed their gene pools even more). We are genetically superior, which is why we invent things, we don't want to be subjects of the state, and we build businesses and win wars.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 17, 2016 04:40 AM (Z6ED4)

608 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 17, 2016 04:32 AM (zc3Db)

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thought you'd like it, hence me digging it up.

the smallest minority poast is also in the same vein, and not that long to go read.

i do believe you'll like it as well.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 04:41 AM (serBz)

609 Sweet tears, hahaha. Whoever posted that link to the meltdown of the young turks --- thank you. I finally finished watching it.

'tis true as Savage has said it is a 'mental disorder'

Posted by: micky at November 17, 2016 04:43 AM (o5vMc)

610 I would want to see projects like the high speed rail fail because for the most part they are ment to. The crony payout is the real goal, taxpayers funding lawyers, environmentalists, unions and goverment oversite. Any actual usable system that comes will be a bonus that will require more goverment payouts to keep it afloat.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 17, 2016 04:45 AM (GH68B)

611 Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 17, 2016 04:40 AM (Z6ED4)

I'm not so sure it's a difference in the DNA, but I think our cultures may be a huge part of it also. Europe has a collectivist outlook. They were ruled by absolute tribal chieftains, powerful religious figures, and absolute monarchs for countless centuries. We had to build our country from the bottom up, sometimes being the first person to try to build anything in a new place, and that gave us a far more individualist outlook.

They see power flowing from the top down and consider it the natural order of things. We see power flowing from the top down, and it is alien and antithetical to our way of life.

We see power flowing from the bottom up as the way it ought to be. They see it as chaos, with nobody to control the supposedly-destructive influences of the hoi polloi.

What they call populism, and spit as an epithet, we call democracy.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 17, 2016 04:45 AM (J+mig)

612 Stay safe horde, a new day is upon us.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 17, 2016 04:48 AM (GH68B)

613 We are genetically superior, which is why we invent things, we don't
want to be subjects of the state, and we build businesses and win wars.
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then we started passing consumer safety laws, and passing mandatory safety labels, and otherwise stopped weeding out the gene pool...

it's not that it takes all kinds, just that some idiot thought it would be a good idea to try and use them, since they were handy.

true story: i w*rked for some Iranians (Persians to here them tell it) who had an inefficient business, and who hired me to make things better, because they were spending fortunes on overtime because everything took so long to get done.

when they got busy, they would stuff more people into the same area, falling all over each other, and try to get pick lists filled.

i looked at that for a couple of days, and stated the obvious: you need to tweek your software so the pick lists come out in uniform order, regardless of when items are added, then rearrange the pick area so that all the items are in the same order. #Duh.

i was told that would never w*rk.

they were right, because i was fired shortly thereafter for honestly telling the female owner what i thought of her.

hey, she asked.



Fing wogs

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 04:49 AM (serBz)

614 611. The frontier thesis was right about everything except the closing of the frontier. Hell, we've barely begun to settle this place, just look around and see for yourself.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 17, 2016 04:54 AM (COcv+)

615 The Constitution may not be the greatest work ever set to paper,
But it beats whatever it is the government is using these days.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 04:55 AM (serBz)

616 im for bed... i meant to go there about 2 hours ago, because i have to drive all over LA county tomorrow...

hasta, y'all

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2016 05:03 AM (serBz)

617 Cato, I agree with you, and I've been told that same thing by Europeans who wish they were Americans. They way they put it was that in America, the government works for the people, and in Europe, the people work for the government (the government is the Father, was actually how a German put it, which of course sounds more ominous in the original German).

But this is the nature-nurture controversy. I think we are genetically selected to be different and created a culture that fit our innate sense of how things should work. And I think the ones who stayed behind selected for the opposite characteristic. That is how you get state socialism in all its European variants, most of which eventually become some form of totalitarianism (because socialism ultimately cannot work without collective control of the economic agents).

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 17, 2016 05:04 AM (Z6ED4)

618 I really don't think DNA has anything to do with it.
There was a major difference between the Pilgrims and most of the Euro population.
Remember?
It's top down vs bottom up thing but...

Posted by: teej at November 17, 2016 05:12 AM (QJIMk)

619 >>>Iggy Azalea Says She Has The 'Best Vagina In The World'

She has already been exposed by Snoop Doggy Dogg as a cultural appropriatrix.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2016 05:17 AM (a1ini)

620 The Pilgrims were just a drop in the bucket compared to the mass migration of Europeans to America. Depending on when you start and stop counting, it was in the tens of millions (30 million is the most usual number used). That is a significant fraction of the population of Europe during those centuries -- probably more than 10%. Think about it, which one out of ten was most likely to go to America? The one who wanted to start a new life, who was willing to endure hardship, and who was more self-motivated than the others who just stayed and complained.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 17, 2016 05:22 AM (Z6ED4)

621 619 >>>Iggy Azalea Says She Has The 'Best Vagina In The World'


As a "new age journalist", since my access has been deliberately avoided, There can only be a negative confirmation of this statement!

I demand press pool rights of examination!
Two or three times, just to make sure.

Posted by: somejoe a more intrepid reporter there is not at November 17, 2016 05:33 AM (Q4LOc)

622 Also, Live bull set on fire in 'barbaric' festival secretly filmed by protesters (GRAPHIC VIDEO)

The Toro de Jubilo (Joy of the Bull) tradition, dating back at least 400 years, takes place in the Spanish village of Medinaceli, about 160km (100 miles) north-east of Madrid.


They set me on fire because I refused to use emacs.

Posted by: Bull Joy at November 17, 2016 05:40 AM (a1ini)

623 71 A painted young pony named Zephyr
Must live with the shame forever
It's been that way since
He stuck his ass in a fence
And got photo-bombed by a heifer!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2016 10:13 PM (wPiJc)

My favorite Muldoonrick to date! Bravo, maestro!

Posted by: Gem at November 17, 2016 05:47 AM (uaHyk)

624 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2016 05:50 AM (J+eG2)

625
I received an email yesterday morning that informed me my Ph.D. thesis advisor died on Tuesday. Rest in peace, Dr. Ignacio Tinoco, Jr. -- you're the best.

"Why are you asking me?" was his students' favorite quote, followed by, "Maybe you should do some experiments" (when wild flights of speculative fancy began to dominate a researcher's program review).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2016 05:51 AM (BK3ZS)

626 "Think about it, which one out of ten was most likely to go to America? The one who wanted to start a new life, who was willing to endure hardship, and who was more self-motivated than the others who just stayed and complained."

I sometimes say that if our own westward migration out of the east coast were to take place today, the demographics in the plains and western States would be completely different.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2016 05:52 AM (J+eG2)

627 103 Who?- a limerick

Somebody named Iggy Azalea
Resplendent in all her regalia
But some find it gross
That she feels she must boast
Of her G-Y-N paraphernalia.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 16, 2016 10:21 PM (wPiJc)

And another one! Woot! The title is hilarious.

Posted by: Gem at November 17, 2016 05:52 AM (uaHyk)

628 The one who wanted to start a new life, who was willing to endure hardship, and who was more self-motivated than the others who just stayed and complained.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

Speaking for the Scott's Irish, there were those that were not given a choice.

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2016 05:54 AM (2RVmA)

629 We have often spoken of a politician taking this position on lobbyists.

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=308044

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2016 05:56 AM (J+eG2)

630 I am totally buying that third suit. It'll look good out by the pool.

Posted by: Jed Clampett at November 17, 2016 05:56 AM (sCBEO)

631 I, for one, am an Iggy Azalea vagina believer. Only the best for me!

Posted by: El Donaldo at November 17, 2016 05:59 AM (sCBEO)

632 I am totally buying that third suit. It'll look good out by the pool.

Posted by: Jed Clampett

I thought it was the C-ment pond.

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 05:59 AM (8ikIW)

633 @618- How many of those "1 in 10" were looking for the same thing the Pilgrims were.
What was the makeup of the founders, the signers of the Declaration of Independence.
Hint; They weren't part of a monarchical system of worship ruled by a man.

Posted by: teej at November 17, 2016 06:01 AM (QJIMk)

634 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2016 06:03 AM (5ggO4)

635
I do not recall where I first saw it, but are people wearing a short section of a soda straw pinned to their clothing to convey the message, "Suck it up"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 17, 2016 06:04 AM (BK3ZS)

636 Morning all. I'm finally watching the Young Turks Election Night Meltdown compilation and it is a balm for the soul. They start out bubble-wrapped in smug and it slowly, and then rapidly, goes *pop * pop * pop*:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiWY0iRLV94

Of particular note is our hosts' shock at college educated people voting for Trump. They should know better!

It's over 20 minutes long. Begin at the beginning and jump through it if you're pressed for time before your 8:00 Klan meeting.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2016 06:05 AM (EnKk6)

637 It was fun watching the Press explain that it impacted national security when Trump ditched the Press the other night.

They actually had the temerity to report that they followed the President everywhere for his own protection.

And used 9-11 as an example of being there for the President.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2016 06:07 AM (J+eG2)

638 234 Trump making Cruz AG is brilliant. Now Trump needs to give him full autonomy and power to take on the career bureaucrats in the Justice Department.
Posted by: cm9000 at November 16, 2016 11:09 PM (vYaiw)

Holy shit...is this actually true?

Oh, snap.

Posted by: Gem at November 17, 2016 06:09 AM (uaHyk)

639 I heard that Trump wants to restrict civilian access to firearms.
This will assist in his evil plan for his administration to rule with an iron fist.

But first, he must disarm the citizenry!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2016 06:10 AM (J+eG2)

640 VIA, that was surreal. We're the press corps, here to save the day.

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2016 06:12 AM (2RVmA)

641 Those photos of haggard Hillary are telling, especially in light of all the reports we've been reading of how our brave Ms. Hillary handled her defeat -- crying uncontrollably and throwing things, having to be forcibly sedated, blaming the FBI and Obama for her loss, etc. What an inspiring role model for young girls!

But our bruised and battered heroine was still able to drag herself to a public event for children so she could bask in the praise of her magnificent self and her selfless devotion to the underprivileged! What a gal!

She spent her entire career in pursuit of power and money, ripping off desperately poor Haitians and AIDS-stricken Africans so that she and her family could live in $10 million penthouses and wear $8,000 designer pantsuits and be chauffeured around in limos to all the finest restaurants and resorts.

Has there ever been a more devoted public servant? No wonder the lefties revere her so.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 17, 2016 06:12 AM (rgZEV)

642 "VIA, that was surreal. We're the press corps, here to save the day."

We were watching the late news when they had that segment.


Mrs VIA looked at me and said "Really, who the fcuk do they think they are?".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2016 06:13 AM (J+eG2)

643 Another big day ahead for the Trump Transition Rumor Mill and the propaganda press. Who will be today's star?

TFG, with his crazy big ego, must be going a little crazy that he's not the center of attention.

Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2016 06:19 AM (sCBEO)

644 Has it dawned on the legacy media yet that they are redundant and unneeded?

All their real functions as the Fourth Estate has been taken over by others - whistleblowers are hackers like Williams, exposes by Project Veritas, news is via websites, blogs, and breaking news is via social media.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 17, 2016 06:20 AM (Om16U)

645 Psssst....


Trump wants to abolish the 2nd Amendment.



Pass it on.


Tell your liberal friends.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2016 06:21 AM (J+eG2)

646 Mrs VIA looked at me and said "Really, who the fcuk do they think they are?".
=====================

Bingo.

Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2016 06:22 AM (sCBEO)

647 Liberals like the UN. Maybe the best way to get them to accept the EC is to appeal to the UN with them: the UN respects the sovereignty of member nations. It doesn't have anything like a popular vote. Likewise the EC was formed to preserve the clout of individual states in selecting a president.

Posted by: Bull Joy at November 17, 2016 06:22 AM (a1ini)

648 And Happy birthday Tami al-Thor!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2016 06:23 AM (EnKk6)

649 Hillary said (and did) a lot of squirrely things but the scariest moment, by my standards, was when she gave a speech and said she was for "reasonable regulation" of the second amendment. She didn't mean to say she wanted to amend the Constitution, too difficult, she simply wanted to pretend it doesn't say what it says.

The concept of "Reasonable regulation" applies to every natural right, in the estimation of the Progressives. Speech, religion, freedom of association, being left in peace in your homes...it's all up for "regulation".

She had to be stopped and, thank the lord above, she was.

Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2016 06:26 AM (sCBEO)

650 Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, November 17, 2016. On this day in 1997 in Luxor, Egypt, 62 people were killed by six muzzie terrorists outside the Temple of Hatshepsut, known as Luxor massacre. The Swiss Federal Police later determined that Osama bin Laden had financed the operation. So when Clinton was offered Bin laden he should have jumped on the chance. Of course this crap never showed up at the 9-11 Commission, which in my opinion was a whitewash of epic proportions. Just the name of Clinton should go down in history as massive infamy and criminal actions.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 17, 2016 06:27 AM (mpXpK)

651 It's over 20 minutes long. Begin at the beginning and jump through it if you're pressed for time before your 8:00 Klan meeting.

Posted by: All Hail Eris

HA! What a classy bunch of people pretending to be newscasters.

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 06:29 AM (8ikIW)

652 Vic, thanks for that memory. I agree with you. It will take a while to clear out the Leftist historians, however.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2016 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

653 On Pence: "He's anthropomorphized lung cancer!"

As Trump approaches the podium:

"This is so gross!"
"I can't believe Melania as First Lady! *blecch*"
"Kids are going to be taught about him in history class!"

(Okay, that last one astounds even me)

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2016 06:33 AM (EnKk6)

654 Think about it: an animatronic Donald Trump will be in Disney's Hall of Presidents.

We live in amazing times.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2016 06:36 AM (EnKk6)

655 Robot Trump could become sentient and run against Meat Trump in 2020!

This is, after all, the 21st Century.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2016 06:37 AM (EnKk6)

656 "Kids are going to be taught about him in history class!"
=========================

Are kids taught history these days? Good news!

What's next, maybe civics?

Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2016 06:37 AM (sCBEO)

657 "What's next, maybe civics?"


Stay away from Hondas.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2016 06:39 AM (J+eG2)

658 It's over 20 minutes long. Begin at the beginning and jump through it if you're pressed for time before your 8:00 Klan meeting.

Posted by: All Hail Eris

I see Ben Mankiwicz on the Young Turks video. Now when I see him on TCM introducing an old time movie with white people in it, I can laugh at the money whore that he is.

Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 06:41 AM (8ikIW)

659 652
Vic, thanks for that memory. I agree with you. It will take a while to clear out the Leftist historians, however.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 17, 2016 06:31 AM (u82oZ)


Its bad that the leftist control what gets printed as history.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 17, 2016 06:41 AM (mpXpK)

660 Chicago Tribune:

Taxes are wonderful, great, and keeps us all...

Left unsaid during all of this optimism? The average family will pay nearly $1,700 more a year to the city and Chicago Public Schools than they did before the mayor took office in 2011 once all of Emanuel's tax and fee increases take full effect. There's been a series of property tax hikes. There was a water and sewer rate increase, plus a new tax on top of that. Not to mention a new garbage hauling fee, 911 phone tax hike, vehicle sticker fee increase and a tax on cable television.

Don't forget the new soda tax....

Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2016 06:41 AM (Be5Pb)

661 Has it dawned on the legacy media yet that they are redundant and unneeded?

All their real functions as the Fourth Estate has been taken over by others - whistleblowers are hackers like Williams, exposes by Project Veritas, news is via websites, blogs, and breaking news is via social media.

Posted by: Votermom


They are needed, by Democrats and other special interests to serve as an advertising agency for their agenda.

It is for the people to realize that what they are watching isn't news, it is an advertisement, and just blank it out accordingly. When was the last time you actually, directly *looked* at an ad in the sidebar of, say, FB or youtube or hotmail? The MSM will always be there, but we can easily get into the habit of tuning them out, like they were a 3am infomercial for Ronco miracle blenders or whatever.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2016 06:42 AM (a1ini)

662 Very interesting article in the sidebar-although as Ace said, "It's long"-about the error of the idea of the emerging Democratic majority. I don't know that I'd consider myself a bi E-evangelical-but the reason given for their concern resonates. I don't, however, think voting for Trump makes Evangelicals "hypocrites".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2016 06:43 AM (tOcW/)

663 MLB awarded their Cy Young awards yesterday evening (recognizing the best pitcher in each league), according to a vote of the baseball writers. They screwed up of course, because that's what the media does, and gave the AL version to Rick Porcello.

Verlanders fiancé, Kate Upton, took particular exception to the mistake:

Hey @MLB I thought I was the only person allowed to fuck @JustinVerlander?!

http://tinyurl.com/hwr3h7k

The fantastic Upton aside, Porcello is an OK pitcher who benefitted from having an outstanding offense to back him up. He's not nearly in the same league as Chris Sale, Corey Kluber and Justin Verlander. She's right- Verlander probably deserved it, or Kluber.

Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2016 06:44 AM (sCBEO)

664 Saw the pics of Cankles' public appearance yesterday....

....yikes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 17, 2016 06:45 AM (+wjl1)

665 Left unsaid during all of this optimism? The average
family will pay nearly $1,700 more a year to the city and Chicago
Public Schools than they did before the mayor took office in 2011 once
all of Emanuel's tax and fee increases take full effect. There's been a
series of property tax hikes. There was a water and sewer rate increase,
plus a new tax on top of that. Not to mention a new garbage hauling
fee, 911 phone tax hike, vehicle sticker fee increase and a tax on cable
television.

Don't forget the new soda tax....


Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2016 06:41 AM (Be5Pb)


Let's not forget that the "average family" doesn't include the ones who are actually paying taxes. The FSA doesn't pay taxes.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 17, 2016 06:46 AM (mpXpK)

666
"Kids are going to be taught about him in history class!"
____________________________

I hope they include the dark, horrible moments leading up to and after I was beaten, strangled, and mutilated....

Posted by: Michelle Fields at November 17, 2016 06:48 AM (HSmrB)

667 660 Chicago Tribune:

Taxes are wonderful, great, and keeps us all...

Left unsaid during all of this optimism? The average family will pay nearly $1,700 more a year to the city and Chicago Public Schools than they did before the mayor took office in 2011 once all of Emanuel's tax and fee increases take full effect. There's been a series of property tax hikes. There was a water and sewer rate increase, plus a new tax on top of that. Not to mention a new garbage hauling fee, 911 phone tax hike, vehicle sticker fee increase and a tax on cable television.

Don't forget the new soda tax....
Posted by: Colin at November 17, 2016 06:41 AM (Be5Pb)

Yay. Colin, have you seen the posters around the Loop featuring ads from the AMA about "Big Sugar" and how it is killing Americans? Thank goodness Rahm is punishing those evil enablers pushing their death poison on us.

Posted by: Gem at November 17, 2016 06:49 AM (uaHyk)

668 I see Ben Mankiwicz on the Young Turks video. Now when I see him on TCM introducing an old time movie with white people in it, I can laugh at the money whore that he is.


Posted by: Bruce at November 17, 2016 06:41 AM (8ikIW)


If his last name wasn't "Mankiewicz," he'd be squatting under the 42nd Street overpass with a cardboard sign reading "will blow dogs for money."

**waves to Lady Eris**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2016 06:50 AM (X6fMO)

669 I'm sure the makers of Hawaiian shirts don't beat themselves up over low sales. They realize "Hey, it's a niche market. It's not to everyone's taste".

Likewise, Hillary should stop blaming people and accept the fact, "hey, people inspected the product for the past 8 years and decided they don't want it". She needs to be more Zen. Just accept it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2016 06:50 AM (a1ini)

670 G'mornin' Horde !

A few observations on what has gone before:
- the boatanchor in the stereo nook is a Hallicrafters, not a National.
- POP, redc, CNotR, yes !
few things annoy me more than "but that's how they do it in Europe ...."
That should be an automatic disqualification.
Especially traffic circles.
- I'll take the first suit in the snazzt snowflake-and-reindeer print.

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 17, 2016 06:51 AM (VmIEt)

671 Saw the pics of Cankles' public appearance yesterday....

....yikes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Hillary is like the memory of wearing a catheter for a week. I want to forget how it felt and I never want to see another one as long as I live.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 17, 2016 06:55 AM (a1ini)

672 https://tinyurl.com/z3jbb7m


Justice Department affidavit labels Fox News journalist as possible co-conspirator

Posted by: Evilpens at November 17, 2016 06:58 AM (y3aQB)

673 Yeah, regarding Hillary's appearance yesterday...I think the Foundation is squirreling away cash for legal defense and not spending it on botox, professional makeup artists and hairstylists. She looked awful. And 'Hillary Clinton will never be President'.


Good morning everyone!

Posted by: RedDish at November 17, 2016 06:58 AM (5eXg1)

674 Eloquent, with a side order of ouch.

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 17, 2016 06:59 AM (VmIEt)

675 In case no one has posted it yet, Insty linked to a nice piece by Larry "Monster Hunter" Correia. He tells libs who suddenly covet guns how to go about it. You'll giggle.

http://bit.ly/2fzBgxV

Posted by: SandyCheeks at November 17, 2016 06:59 AM (joFoi)

676 "Saw the pics of Cankles' public appearance yesterday....



....yikes.



Posted by: Mr. Peebles"

I watched a few parts of the video. She looks like she is melting. This is what she looks like in her natural state, without 3 hours of make-up and injections. Or maybe she did have that and that is the best they can do?

Posted by: Ripley at November 17, 2016 07:01 AM (1BQGO)

677 Milo for Press Secretary!!


*Just a wish*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2016 07:02 AM (J+eG2)

678 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2016 06:05 AM (EnKk6)

That is hilarious, watching them rage-stroke at the end. I watched the PBS election night coverage last night. They're a more straight-laced crew, but it was terrific to watch David "pressed pants" Brooks get the sadz. We've just let them down so badly!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 17, 2016 07:05 AM (P8951)

679 Milo would be good, but I am still hoping for Donald Rumsfeld for press secretary. Even if it is only for a week, the abject terror on the White House press corp would be awesome.

Posted by: Picric at November 17, 2016 07:06 AM (Tilb4)

680 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2016 07:06 AM (8N2JI)

681 The NOOD of Le

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2016 07:06 AM (J+eG2)

682 We've just let them down so badly!
___________________

We can't help it. We're deplorable and irredeemable, and just can't recognize the wisdom of our "superiors."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 17, 2016 07:07 AM (rgZEV)

683 My father-in-law brought curling to Houston in about 1970 when the Galleria ice rink opened. Although a Tulsa native, he had transferred from Boston to help a start-up oil company open up here.

And this town was never the same.

Posted by: DanMan at November 17, 2016 07:52 AM (HNHO5)

684 Soros video is now up on Facebook at

https://www.facebook.com/dweiskir/videos/vb.1609140006/10209721142537852/

I also have it in .mp4 which I can email to anyone that wants it.

Posted by: Dennis at November 17, 2016 09:00 AM (f4toV)

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