Monday Overnight Open Thread (11/14/16)

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It's the Monday Night ONT. Woot-Woot! Buck up Morons. You have made it through another Monday.


Quotes of The Day

"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow." — John Wayne

“These days, the Left advances its causes more effectively through the courts than through elections, for the fairly obvious reason that very few people are dumb enough to vote for this stuff.”-Mark Steyn

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.- Ronald Reagan

165 years ago today High School English Lit class changed forever. Do you remember one of the most famous opening lines in literature, "Call me Ishmael"?-note quote repaired.

Lions and tigers and skunks and 14 year olds. Oh my.

The ONT knows TFG is a sneaky guy. Remember pen and phone. When he can't get his way he enjoys the executive order. He also hasn't forgotten how to use the "recess appointment." Mitch McConnell better be on his toes. Obama still could put Merrick Garland on the SCOTUS bench.

Now that you mentioned Mitch McConnell, he may be facing a challenger in 2020. Kentucky, what a state.

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Before the Kardashians there were the Mitford sisters. Granted there were no NBA stars, Rap stars and Transgendered daddys. But then they had Nazis to hang with.

Beautiful Diana loved Nazis, too, becoming part of Hitler’s inner-circle, attending the Nuremberg rallies as a VIP and sitting down for tea with Muv and Hitler. She threw away a seemingly perfect marriage to the wealthy and decent Bryan Guinness and effectively abandoned her infant children to consort with, and later marry, Sir Oswald Mosley, the leader of the British fascists. Their wedding was held in secret at the Goebbels’ residence, with Hitler in attendance. Goebbels gave the happy couple a set of the collected works of Goethe, bound in pink kid leather. Diana kept the books until the end of her life.

Are you an adult? Are you looking for a friend? If you are using Adult Friend Finder your password may have been hacked.

Speaking of boners. The ONT still has a schadenboner. It's difficult to lay off the presidental campaign when these stories become public. Forgive the indulgence.

When it comes to gun control Piers Morgan is all wet. However when it comes to calling out deluded millionaires, he is spot on. The ONT is hoping to see Amy Schumer and the rest of the leaving America crowd standing in line at the airports on January 20, 2017.

Does your vehicle have schadenboner? You can remove it, if you choose to.


Tweet of The Day

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Have you heard of "Operation Pacifier"? The F.B.I.and the world of kiddie porn.

The FBI has a controversial new method of fighting child pornography: distributing child pornography. As part of "Operation Pacifier," the federal law-enforcement agency ran a dark-web child porn clearinghouse called The Playpen for two weeks, delivering malware to any site visitors, in a scheme that was revealed last summer. But it turns out that site may not have been the only dark-web site that the FBI maintained. According to documents obtained by the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU), the agency was actually authorized to takeover 23 child-pornography websites in addition to The Playpen.


Tonight's Musical Interlude


Smoking Pot could be a health problem. Who knew?

Are you over 40? Do you take Statins? New guidelines recommends everyone over 40 should be considered for drug therapy.

The U.S. Preventive Services Task Force on Sunday issued new guidance for the use of cholesterol-busting statin drugs. The report greatly expands the universe of people who should be screened to see if they need the medication to everyone over age 40 regardless of whether they have a history of cardiovascular disease.

The recommendations also support the position of the American College of Cardiology and the American Heart Association, which in 2013 radically shifted their advice from suggesting that doctors focus on the level of a patient’s low-density lipoproteins (LDL) or “bad cholesterol” to looking at a more comprehensive picture of risk based on things such as weight and blood pressure, as well as lifestyle factors.

“People with no signs, symptoms, or history of cardiovascular disease can still be at risk for having a heart attack or stroke,” said Kirsten Bibbins-Domingo, who chairs the task force.

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Taken from the Don't Hold Your Breath files. The New York Times vows to rededicate itself to honest reporting. Hope you didn't spit out the beverage you were drinking at the time. No word if CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC and others will follow.

Recently the ONT had brought you news on the Canadian maple syrup theft trial. A follow up to that story. The ringleaders are found guilty. No word on sentencing. But house arrest with continuous sound loops of Ann Murray, Celine Dione, Justin Bieber and K.D. Lang seems appropriate.

The Left eats Left. Giggles ensue.


Meet Cassandra De Pecol.

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If someone traveled to 50 countries, we’d be impressed. If they traveled to 100 we’d be super impressed. But if they traveled to every single country in the world, and became the first documented female, youngest American, AND fastest traveler to visit all 196 countries on the planet….well, that would leave us pretty amazed indeed.

But that’s exactly what Cassandra De Pecol is doing. The 27-year-old from Connecticut has already visited 181 countries since July 2015, and with only 15 countries remaining and 40 days to go, she’s well on course to break the Guinness World Record for the fastest person to travel to all Sovereign States (plus an additional 11 countries). Her amazing journey is called Expedition196 and she’s traveling as an Ambassador for Peace on behalf of the International Institute for Peace Through Tourism. We might not be able to follow in her footsteps, but we can at least follow her inspirational journey via Instagram. Go Cassandra!

The Group, it's not just for breakfast anymore.

ONT tips, spare change and the dog house key can be sent here.

Don't Twitter, you can try sending those items to petmorons@gmail.com.

It's hard to whisper sweet nothings in your lover's ear when you bite the damn thing off. The Genius Award Winner.

The feel good story of the day.

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The Employee Handbook.

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1 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 14, 2016 10:05 PM (IcT7t)

2 da-da, step right up and get your fresh new thread smell, ahhh.

Posted by: gNewt at November 14, 2016 10:07 PM (o0mD3)

3 Hey hey! Great ont!

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2016 10:07 PM (gcme+)

4 Call me fishmeal.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Took the Mafia Cash but Didn't Deliver at November 14, 2016 10:08 PM (/f6Nd)

5 Wow, I made the top 10!

Posted by: Farmer at November 14, 2016 10:08 PM (o/90i)

6 Such good content, I read it first.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 14, 2016 10:09 PM (u82oZ)

7 Some great post election jokes on Uberhumor

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/LLpjySq.jpg

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Dxd2NtF.jpg

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and the best for last...

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Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2016 10:11 PM (aZq03)

8 Operation Pacifier you say? Looks like the FBI could use some oversight. Some private oversight.

Posted by: Harry Reid at November 14, 2016 10:12 PM (aZq03)

9 Hey, Ace! Hey, Ace! I saw your note in the sidebar. You also forgot to send me my coblogger log-in info!

Posted by: mindful webworker - officially at November 14, 2016 10:12 PM (5a8XA)

10 I'm no English major... wait, I am, so I can ask:

Isn't it "call me Ishmael"?

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 14, 2016 10:12 PM (ar2KI)

11 First!

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 14, 2016 10:13 PM (BS8yt)

12 Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Took the Mafia Cash but Didn't Deliver at November 14, 2016 10:08 PM (/f6Nd)

Somebody read Mad Magazine when they were a kid.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2016 10:13 PM (42Mgr)

13 You have to watch those Evasions.

They are a sneaky people.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2016 10:13 PM (ncSO7)

14 That Cassandra De Pecol hit the trifecta...excellent face, rack and pooper!

Not to mention a go-getter, and seems like a fun (if exhausting) girl to be around!

Sadly, all the guys her age are wearing safety pins and will never know.

Posted by: Oedipus...Fuck you...war! at November 14, 2016 10:13 PM (CXLVd)

15 Piers Morgan's article was all sorts of delicious!

Posted by: IC at November 14, 2016 10:13 PM (gcme+)

16 Um....Cassandra is a cutie too.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2016 10:14 PM (42Mgr)

17 Moby Dick

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2016 10:14 PM (9mTYi)

18
I want to link this shadenboner vid again because it's damn good:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2iGkIT5F88


Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2016 10:14 PM (wxDT3)

19 Trump will bring style to the White House.

https://tinyurl.com/hd6fd3o

https://tinyurl.com/jv9g32b

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 14, 2016 10:14 PM (Nwg0u)

20 >>Cassandra is a cutie too...


Can you imagine how much she's going to want to talk about her trip!?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2016 10:15 PM (ncSO7)

21
Um....Cassandra is a cutie too.....


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2016 10:14 PM (42Mgr)








I don't believe you.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2016 10:16 PM (LuZz8)

22 What's the over/under on Turtle letting Obama get a recess appointment in?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 14, 2016 10:16 PM (BS8yt)

23 Can you imagine how much she's going to want to talk about her trip!?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2016 10:15 PM (ncSO7)

A cocktail, a well-cooked meal with two glasses of wine, and she will be fine.

[ball gag optional]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2016 10:17 PM (42Mgr)

24 That AF-1 is boss.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 14, 2016 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

25 Apparently Moby is based on a real whale called "Mocha Dick". But the real whale was also, unfortunately for Milo, albino.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 14, 2016 10:18 PM (J9qpF)

26 Evening all.

I asked in the last thread, but if anyone could offer an opinion as to whether an AR in Kallyfornia can never be transferred, but must be destroyed or turned in to da cops, I'd appreciate it.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 14, 2016 10:18 PM (D2vc1)

27 Call me Ishmael. Some years ago--never mind how long
precisely--having little or no money in my purse, and nothing
particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a
little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of
driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I
find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp,
drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily
pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every
funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper
hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me
from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking
people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon
as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a
philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly
take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but
knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish
very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.


and you expect me to read 800 pages of that..?

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at November 14, 2016 10:18 PM (2JQBv)

28 Speaking of Nazi bangers, she banged Hitler and JFK.

https://tinyurl.com/jjtwg35

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 14, 2016 10:18 PM (Nwg0u)

29 Lookie, lookie.....mis hum is all official and stuff...congrats and don't forget about all us little people......
BTW excellent job.

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-irredeemably deplorable,sexist islamaphobe,racist redneck at November 14, 2016 10:19 PM (JNDQi)

30 Posted by: pookysgirl at November 14, 2016 10:12 PM (ar2KI)

Yes, the line is "Call me Ishmael." But the new SJW version is "Call me Ishmael, and use 'xe' as my pronoun."

Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2016 10:19 PM (ginr/)

31 Hillary Rodham Clinton will never be President of The USA.

Posted by: davidt at November 14, 2016 10:19 PM (XoldI)

32 New guidelines recommends everyone over 40 should be considered for drug therapy.

Why yes, this is a great idea.

Posted by: Big Pharma at November 14, 2016 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

33 Read the post. Nice work, MH.

Uncontrollable grinning & giggling: Day 6

Posted by: mindful webworker - ear to ear at November 14, 2016 10:20 PM (5a8XA)

34 Hi Cassandra.



Bye Cassandra.

Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2016 10:20 PM (qUNWi)

35 That looks like Saddam Hussein giving the Black Power salute.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2016 10:21 PM (EZebt)

36 The Turtle is out? THE TURTLE IS OUT????

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2016 10:21 PM (ZLQuU)

37 Moby Dick
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But, has anyone ever read 'Typee' or 'Omoo'? I've never spoken to anyone who has.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2016 10:21 PM (29QcC)

38 I don't know what to think about this. I had dismissed the speculation about pizza being code for a pedophile ring. But this is some weird shit.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jh2vbet

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 14, 2016 10:21 PM (Om16U)

39 It's quite amazing that the human race has made all these thousands of years without statins.

Not.

Congrats to all the newly minted cobs. You've all earned your badges

*and I hear the dental plan is top notch*

Thanks for keeping us entertained and informed.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2016 10:22 PM (b/kAv)

40 I'm optimistic again that this nation will not become a socialist hellhole in my lifetime... Whatever happens now, the relentless march of totalitarianism has been slowed to a crawl, if it is indeed moving forward at all!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 14, 2016 10:22 PM (kP16F)

41 and you expect me to read 800 pages of that..?

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at November 14, 2016 10:18 PM (2JQBv)

Fvckin' A right I do!

Suck it up, panty-waist.

Great American literature is....great! Nobody said it was easy.

What's wrong....can't find the pictures and the DVD to accompany it?

And get off my lawn.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2016 10:22 PM (42Mgr)

42 Call me, Ishmael.

- Sandra Fluke

P.S. And bring your friend Moby Dick, too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 14, 2016 10:22 PM (Nwg0u)

43 >>The Turtle is out? THE TURTLE IS OUT????


Heated Pool?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2016 10:22 PM (ncSO7)

44 But, has anyone ever read 'Typee' or 'Omoo'? I've never spoken to anyone who has.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2016 10:21 PM (29QcC)

English Lit 101, freshman year.

Posted by: davidt at November 14, 2016 10:22 PM (XoldI)

45 Well this just keeps getting worse...

Couldn't really celebrate the election victory for very long, as I lost my job last Thursday. That puts me in a bit of a tight spot if I don't find a new one in a hurry.

And then when I opened my mail box today, I discovered that I have a jury summons. I'm supposed to report on the 19th of next month. So now I have to either take the stupid thing right away and tell any potential employers, "Oh, by the way, if you hire me, then I might not be around for a bit because I've got jury duty." Or I have to put it off, and potentially have it come back and bite me at an even worse time later on.

This SUCKS.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 10:22 PM (ff27+)

46 Yes, the line is "Call me Ishmael." But the new SJW version is "Call me Ishmael, and use 'xe' as my pronoun."

Posted by: tankdemon at November 14, 2016 10:19 PM (ginr/)

I need to go on a crusade against those who mangle basic English and Latin. A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 14, 2016 10:22 PM (ar2KI)

47 I still have that FM around here somewhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2016 10:23 PM (0tfLf)

48 Statins screwed me up royally. I feel enormously better when I stopped taking them (it took a while). Anecdotal, yes, but I'll never take that f-in poison again.

Posted by: West at November 14, 2016 10:23 PM (zjmWX)

49 But, has anyone ever read 'Typee' or 'Omoo'? I've never spoken to anyone who has.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2016 10:21 PM (29QcC)

One of them....but I don't remember which!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2016 10:23 PM (42Mgr)

50 >>you expect me to read 800 pages of that..?


That actually made me want to re-read it, again.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2016 10:23 PM (ncSO7)

51
What do Joe Heck, Kelly Ayotte, and Mark "Jerk" Kirk all have in common?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2016 10:23 PM (wxDT3)

52 You can call me Ish.

Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2016 10:24 PM (qUNWi)

53 Fred Mercury in the top pic?

Posted by: davidt at November 14, 2016 10:24 PM (XoldI)

54 You can grab my mIsh.

Posted by: Hope Solo at November 14, 2016 10:24 PM (ncSO7)

55 Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-irredeemably deplorable,sexist islamaphobe,racist redneck at November 14, 2016 10:19 PM (JNDQi)

Nope, never will forget. And thank you for your kind words.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 14, 2016 10:24 PM (voOPb)

56 27 Call me Ishmael.

and you expect me to read 800 pages of that..?
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at November 14, 2016 10:18 PM (2JQBv)

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Beats the hell out of Typee.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2016 10:25 PM (ZLQuU)

57 When I took statins for a short time my thighs ached like a mofo. Stopped the statins and the ache disappeared.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at November 14, 2016 10:25 PM (dIc3Q)

58 Call me, Ishmael.

Posted by: Moby at November 14, 2016 10:25 PM (b/kAv)

59 Hello, Horde!

Lesson learned tonight: never use "jambalya fixins" that come in a can. Yuck.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 14, 2016 10:25 PM (rJUlF)

60 Congrats to all the new COBS and it's going to take all night to read this ONT!

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 14, 2016 10:26 PM (yODqO)

61 And don't get me started on Omoo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 14, 2016 10:26 PM (ZLQuU)

62 "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!"

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 14, 2016 10:22 PM (ar2KI)

One of the Barrymores was doing Richard III on stage, and a heckler was becoming too irritating to ignore.

He spoke that line, then after the return line, said:

"Then saddle me up yon braying ass!"

They don't make 'em like that anymore.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2016 10:26 PM (42Mgr)

63 Cassandra was on Naked and Afraid, if you want to see more ... covered in mud and mosquito bites

Posted by: Ms. B65 at November 14, 2016 10:27 PM (2RVmA)

64 I hate that the flapper chicks were Nazi Cumdumpsters.

I like flapper chicks.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2016 10:28 PM (ncSO7)

65 Has Cassandra been to Peruvia yet?

Posted by: davidt at November 14, 2016 10:28 PM (XoldI)

66 I wouldn't jump on the statin train quite so fast. They can lead to dementia and have absolutely zero value to women.

Posted by: Lauren at November 14, 2016 10:28 PM (V1MhP)

67 interesting comment from Milo Y at Breitbart:

According to Sam Clovis' comments toInside Higher Ed,Trump
plans to ensure thatcolleges have "skin in the game," sharing a loan's
risk with students and taking a role in the approval process. This will
ensure that college administrations think more carefully about letting
students take out a six-figure loan for a course in Feminist Dance
Therapy. I mean, it's unlikely they'll get any of that money back if a
student's most likelycareer paths are burger-flipping and blogging.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at November 14, 2016 10:29 PM (2JQBv)

68 Junior, you get paid for jury duty

Posted by: Ms. B65 at November 14, 2016 10:29 PM (2RVmA)

69 English Lit 101, freshman year.
Posted by: davidt
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One of them....but I don't remember which!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Dammit. I hate my own illiteracy. Hillary was right.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2016 10:29 PM (29QcC)

70 For some people statins are a really bad idea. Causes them all kinds of problems. My mom is one of them. Others don't want to go without them.

BTW, I hope weed does cause to chest pain, especially to the f*cksticks who live above me. Almost every Monday they smoke a bunch of weed and the smell floods my apartment.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 14, 2016 10:30 PM (hVdx9)

71 And then when I opened my mail box today, I discovered that I have a jury summons. I'm supposed to report on the 19th of next month. So now I have to either take the stupid thing right away and tell any potential employers, "Oh, by the way, if you hire me, then I might not be around for a bit because I've got jury duty." Or I have to put it off, and potentially have it come back and bite me at an even worse time later on.

This SUCKS.
Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 10:22 PM (ff27+)

junior I'm really sorry-that is a raw deal.

report for jury duty, you have to and probably can't get out of it. Are you able to delay your job search until you go through the jury selection process? If so, do that, and when you are questions, say you are 100 percent in favor of the death penalty for jaywalking, and the defense will reject you. Then you can get to job searching without fear of jury service.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 14, 2016 10:30 PM (VnCI9)

72 test? Can't post.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 14, 2016 10:30 PM (tT/X6)

73 Hang in there junior. This too shall pass, I have been there.

Take the stupid jury duty and get it over with. Take it from someone who postponed it the last 2 times and got picked, first for a 2 day housing court trial awarding an illegal alien 15k cash windfall for mouse poop on a technicality even though she didn't pay her subsidized rent for 3 years. And I nearly got picked a few months ago again in criminal court in a scary part of the city on a drug/stalking case, I got booted by the defense counsel at the lend of the day,. I think I looked like a very unsympathetic republican, stuck out like a sore thumb.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 14, 2016 10:31 PM (pOgVG)

74 67 Donald's policy group must lurk here.

Have a great evening everyone.

Remember, Hillary Clinton will never be President of these United States.

Hallelujah!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 14, 2016 10:31 PM (u82oZ)

75 Statins, six months later - kidney stones. Never again, prefer a heart attack.

Posted by: Ms. B65 at November 14, 2016 10:31 PM (2RVmA)

76 The New York Times vows to rededicate itself to honest reporting.

"Hey, mebbe if we lie just one more time they'll believe us!!!"

Meet Cassandra De Pecol.

Trust funds: what can't they do?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2016 10:31 PM (yGgAc)

77 Check to see if you can do an online screening, Junior. Here in Texas they let you answer some questions to see if you're an automatic dismissal. If you're not, you just have to call in on your appointed day and they tell you if you actually need to come in or not. Or at least that's how it worked for my husband and me in Travis county.

I got out of it by saying I was the primary caregiver of a small child.

Posted by: Lauren at November 14, 2016 10:31 PM (V1MhP)

78 Ada is a complex computer algorithm that the Hillary campaign was prepared to publicly unveil after the election as its invisible guiding hand. Named for a female 19th-century mathematician - Ada, Countess of Lovelace - the algorithm was said to play a role in virtually every strategic decision Clinton aides made, including where and when to deploy the candidate and her battalion of surrogates and where to air television ads - as well as when it was safe to stay dark.

Heh. I remember when liberals used to rag on Nancy Reagan because she consulted an astrologer.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 14, 2016 10:32 PM (2EpiU)

79 @68 Junior, you get paid for jury duty
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And that money barely covers the cost of lunch.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 10:32 PM (ff27+)

80 What was the name of that hippy handbook that had a character called 'Ishmael'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2016 10:32 PM (29QcC)

81 my schadenboner got reinvigorated today about lunch time...

i stopped into a Trader Joe's here in a particularly leftard part of The Valley, and almost immediately, w/o trying stumbled across 3 Baby Boomer leftards bemoaning the election by the sample table (they were more or less blocking the aisle.)

they were trading the usual bits (protests, lawsuits, et al...) when i chimed in:
"Excuse me, but i just want to thank all 3 of you for making my day. When i get home tonight i'm going to start celebrating all over again... President Trump, bitches!"

then i left, while they were still speechless, so i could buy my vodka and GTFO.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 14, 2016 10:32 PM (serBz)

82 Remember, Hillary Clinton will never be President of these United States.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 14, 2016 10:31 PM (u82oZ)

Instant wood.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2016 10:32 PM (42Mgr)

83 I am proud to be the loudmouth who first shouted "zombie for COB!".

It seems like it was only yesterday.

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 14, 2016 10:32 PM (zu88C)

84 The Mosley's had a son named Max Mosley. He went on to become the President of the FIA. He spent his life trying to distance himself from his parents checkered past. He through it away when he got caught in an Holocaust themed orgy with a bunch of prostitutes. It didn't go over well.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 14, 2016 10:33 PM (tT/X6)

85 I've had jury duty four times, and I've never been called in for questioning. Each time, I just sat around in the waiting room reading a book until I was dismissed.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 14, 2016 10:33 PM (sdi6R)

86 night 'rons

Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 14, 2016 10:34 PM (zu88C)

87 75 Statins, six months later - kidney stones. Never again, prefer a heart attack.
Posted by: Ms. B65 at November 14, 2016 10:31 PM (2RVmA

Sorry to hear that.
I've been on them 6 years.
I'm alright. Sort of.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 14, 2016 10:34 PM (voOPb)

88 Another tragedy arising from Hillary's defeat.

(Warning! Link goes to NYT!)

https://tinyurl.com/zxzv44o

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 14, 2016 10:34 PM (Nwg0u)

89 So now that we have new COBs, how long until they abandon us for greener pastures, like The Federalist and Hustler magazine?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 14, 2016 10:35 PM (wfDW1)

90 While browsing YouTube for videos of crying Hillary supporters to maintain my schadenboner, I came across a channel called "Sargon of Akkad". Anyone here familiar with it? So far, it's pretty awesome. Relentless, thorough takedowns focusing on SJWs, and The Young Turks, for some reason.
http://tinyurl.com/znvrp9m

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 14, 2016 10:35 PM (FVYNb)

91 Hello all. If anyone has some extra rain, please send it our way to put out these damn forest fires...

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at November 14, 2016 10:35 PM (w+Jhj)

92 >>What was the name of that hippy handbook that had a character called 'Ishmael'?


The Lorax.


His first name was ishmael.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2016 10:35 PM (ncSO7)

93
And then when I opened my mail box today, I discovered that I have a
jury summons. I'm supposed to report on the 19th of next month.
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if it wasn't sent Registered Mail, they have no proof you received it...

ignore it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 14, 2016 10:35 PM (serBz)

94 Well, the Mitford sisters kind of spanned the whole political spectrum. Diana & Unity (who shot herself, but survived, when WW II started) loved them some Hitler. Jessica was an avowed Communist. For more on this lovely family, I recommend the book "The Sisters" by Mary S. Lovell.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 14, 2016 10:35 PM (hYNPr)

95 So now I have to either take the stupid thing right away and tell any potential employers, "Oh, by the way, if you hire me, then I might not be around for a bit because I've got jury duty." Or I have to put it off, and potentially have it come back and bite me at an even worse time later on.

This SUCKS.
Posted by: junior


Just send in the form and get an extension.

Don't bother telling the employer if you get the job.

There are only a few other worse times than right after you've started a new job.

If it pops up again at a worse time, that's where you tell the judge and ask to be excused.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2016 10:36 PM (yGgAc)

96 I asked in the last thread, but if anyone could offer an opinion as to whether an AR in Kallyfornia can never be transferred, but must be destroyed or turned in to da cops, I'd appreciate it.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable

By transfer in California, you mean a parking lot in Reno, right.

Posted by: Ms. B65 at November 14, 2016 10:36 PM (2RVmA)

97
I got out of it by saying I was the primary caregiver of a small child.
Posted by: Lauren at November 14, 2016 10:31 PM (V1MhP)


I was registered to vote in Texas when we lived overseas, and when I was home on maternity evac, I got summoned. I was on bedrest, and called the courthouse to let them know, and they didn't believe me. So I got my doctor to call. No dice. I waddled up the morning I had to appear, 8 months pregnant, with pre eclampsia, and asked the judge for his name so I would know who to sue if anything happened to me or my baby. I have never been called for jury duty again.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 14, 2016 10:36 PM (VnCI9)

98 Oh, and quality ONT, Mis Hum.

Nice and diverse, lots of little nuggets worth exploring...

And no Yoko.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 14, 2016 10:36 PM (wfDW1)

99
I had to go to the doc's this afternoon -- routine crap --, and when the nurses weren't listening, I told him I had a concern. What? Well, those Viagra ads say if you have an erection that lasts for more than four hours, see your doctor. Well, I said, I've an erection since last Tuesday night, and I'm telling you. Should I be concerned?

At that he smiled, said he had one too, and don't worry about. Make the most of it.....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 14, 2016 10:36 PM (DW+jj)

100 Happy-ish Monday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Party Planning Critic ... at November 14, 2016 10:36 PM (AoK0a)

101
26
Evening all.



I asked in the last thread, but if anyone could offer an opinion as
to whether an AR in Kallyfornia can never be transferred, but must be
destroyed or turned in to da cops, I'd appreciate it.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 14, 2016 10:18 PM (D2vc1)







I believe the law kicks in at the end of the year. Gov Moonbeam signed it into law over the summer. Semi-autos must be registered with the state or destroyed/turned in. As with previous CA assault weapons law, no transfers once registered.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2016 10:36 PM (LuZz8)

102 I really think that the FCC licenses of the media need to be pulled. They have been so openly in the tank for the dems it is repulsive.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 14, 2016 10:36 PM (hVdx9)

103 That letter 'Pinch' Sulzburger made public is a real hoot:

Sulzberger -- who insisted that the paper covered both candidates fairly --

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

...also sent a note to staffers on Friday reminding the newsroom to "give the news impartially, without fear or favor."

Yeah, we'll get right on it, chief.

"But we also approach the incoming Trump administration without bias," he said.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 14, 2016 10:36 PM (2EpiU)

104 I doubt I'd ever get selected to serve on an actual jury, summons notwithstanding.

'Cause I kinda look like I'm hoping to give some guilty sonofabitch a fair trial before I vote to hang 'em.

Yes, this *is* my smile, why do you ask? Seems to skeer 'em just a mite?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2016 10:37 PM (v5iqM)

105 And no Yoko.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 14, 2016 10:36 PM (wfDW1)


Fee on Thee!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Party Planning Critic ... at November 14, 2016 10:37 PM (AoK0a)

106 Wait... the title of the book was Ishmael.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2016 10:37 PM (29QcC)

107 NaCly Dog: Remember, Hillary Clinton will never be President of these United States.

* chortling uncontrollably *

Posted by: mindful webworker - praise the Lord! at November 14, 2016 10:37 PM (5a8XA)

108 89 So now that we have new COBs, how long until they abandon us for greener pastures, like The Federalist and Hustler magazine?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 14, 2016 10:35 PM (wfDW1)

Grass is pretty green here for me. There's no heavy lifting and the hours are good.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 14, 2016 10:37 PM (voOPb)

109 Statins can also cause diabetes. Nope, none for me thanks.

Posted by: huerfano at November 14, 2016 10:38 PM (jkkMG)

110 Wow- if Trump went through with sticking it to the colleges I would never stop laughing.

Those fuckers have it coming, but good. The moonbat caterwauling will be EPIC. And the temper tantrums and idiot protests would further alienate people that actually work for a living.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 14, 2016 10:38 PM (pOgVG)

111 @71 report for jury duty, you have to and probably can't get out of it. Are you able to delay your job search until you go through the jury selection process? If so, do that, and when you are questions, say you are 100 percent in favor of the death penalty for jaywalking, and the defense will reject you. Then you can get to job searching without fear of jury service.
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My Dad is a retired prosecutor, and my brother is currently working as one. No defense attorney in their right mind is going to risk me on a jury.

But the last time I had to deal with jury selection, my group was sent off to the courtroom, I was the very last person in my group that got called into the box and questioned (seriously - they had to call in another group of prospective jurors because they'd run through everyone in my group), the attorneys ran through the questions, I volunteered the information I mentioned above *and* mentioned some additional items specific to the case that would tell any sane defense attorney to keep me off the jury, and the defense attorneys *STILL* didn't dismiss me from the jury until the next morning.

IIRC, that mess took three days.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 10:38 PM (ff27+)

112 Jury duty? All I have to do is tell the truth and say I'm a member of the Fully Informed Jury Association and zip, I'm excused.

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at November 14, 2016 10:38 PM (w+Jhj)

113 Apparently The View had a live election special on the Lifetime channel. I stumbled across this today when I was watching a Project Runway episode I dvr'ed and saw the ad for it. It was clearly supposed to be a glorious celebration of Hillary, but it started at 9pm, so Trump was already in the lead. The whole train wreck is on youtube, and I just started watching it. Joy Behar's tears should be delicious!

Posted by: biancaneve at November 14, 2016 10:39 PM (IKOfL)

114 Pop punk is my favorite music genre. I Melt With You one of my favorites.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2016 10:39 PM (IDPbH)

115 @68 Junior, you get paid for jury duty

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And that money barely covers the cost of lunch.


It worked out to about $5.00/hour when I did it a couple of years ago. F*ckers didn't even pay minimum wage.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2016 10:39 PM (b/kAv)

116 I can't find a good clip for it, but in Civilization V, Leonard Nimoy does the "My kingdom for a horse!" line, and it's amazing.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 14, 2016 10:39 PM (ar2KI)

117 I eat statins.
I eat baked chicken.
I eat tuna too.

Posted by: gNewt at November 14, 2016 10:39 PM (o0mD3)

118 Loved the musical interlude. Cockney English is the best! The sound of Shakespeare.

Just got back from a neighborhood victory party, and it was a treat to see all these people come out of hiding.

Interesting to hear how many of our neighbors are true-blue socialists, embarrassing themselves with their vitriolic facebook posts since last Wednesday morning.

And this, in a neighborhood that is age-restricted, all of us Medicare-aged and older.

The stupid assholes amongst us, and from now on I will always think of them as such, they don't know who we are, because we flew under the radar, but they flew their colors, and henceforth, we'll know their thoughts, and still treat them with kindness.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 14, 2016 10:39 PM (U6f54)

119 Statins messed me up bad too. All my joints hurt. Hurt bad to climb ladders get in and out of car. I quit my job when it took too much out of me to make it to 4pm. About a year later I read online about ancedotal reports about statin induced pain. Since they were charging me $40 bucks/mo for the drug under COBRA I quit taking them without any malarky input from the doctors. In about 6 months effects started wearing off and now two+ years out I feel about 90%. grrrrr

Posted by: torabora at November 14, 2016 10:39 PM (Zwt1e)

120 @77 Check to see if you can do an online screening, Junior. Here in Texas they let you answer some questions to see if you're an automatic dismissal. If you're not, you just have to call in on your appointed day and they tell you if you actually need to come in or not. Or at least that's how it worked for my husband and me in Travis county.
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They don't do that here in California. They used to allow certain things for automatic dismissal. But when they moved over to the "one day and done" system (which is only really done if you're not in a courtroom when the day ends) a couple of decades ago, they did away with that. You get one delay, and then unless you're deathly ill, that's it.

I wouldn't mind it, except that the timing just flat out SUCKS right now.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 10:40 PM (ff27+)

121 So now that we have new COBs, how long until they abandon us for greener pastures, like The Federalist and Hustler magazine?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 14, 2016 10:35 PM (wfDW1)


Are you kidding? With ace passing out that sweet, sweet blogging money, I'm guzzling Dom Perignon from a diamond encrusted champagne flute and wiping my butt with $100 bills.

So I'm not going anywhere.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 14, 2016 10:40 PM (2EpiU)

122 I've been on statins for almost a decade. No problems from them for me.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 14, 2016 10:40 PM (rJUlF)

123 12 Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Took the Mafia Cash but Didn't Deliver at November 14, 2016 10:08 PM (/f6Nd)

Somebody read Mad Magazine when they were a kid.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2016 10:13 PM (42Mgr)


Or followed the example of the Kennedys. Oh, wait. They didn't get cash from the mafia, they got votes. Then Robert went after the mafia. Ouch.

Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 14, 2016 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

124 zero bikini pics so far

Posted by: origional Jake at November 14, 2016 10:41 PM (t8Fxm)

125 90 While browsing YouTube for videos of crying Hillary supporters to maintain my schadenboner, I came across a channel called "Sargon of Akkad". Anyone here familiar with it? So far, it's pretty awesome. Relentless, thorough takedowns focusing on SJWs, and The Young Turks, for some reason.
http://tinyurl.com/znvrp9m
Posted by: Grimaldi at November 14, 2016 10:35 PM (FVYNb)

He's pretty good, the young Turks are assholes and it's funny when people ask them about the Armenian Genocide and the Young Turks go ape shit.

Watch the 23 minute video of the Young Turks Election night.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 14, 2016 10:41 PM (dKiJG)

126 Well, if I ever find myself on trial for something, I would kind of like to have respectable and responsible citizens on the jury, rather than unemployed soap opera watchers on welfare.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 14, 2016 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

127 My cousin just got summoned for a murder case.

Her brother was murdered and the corrupt DA had the guy out in 5 years.

I told her she should very vocally explain how she felt about that decision when they ask her if she has any conflicts.

Posted by: Lauren at November 14, 2016 10:42 PM (V1MhP)

128 I THINK I once read Omoo; I know I read Bartleby & White Jacket (or was it Blue Jacket?).

That's the thing about great literature. You read one & 15 minutes later, you can't remember anything about it... Whereas, I have perfect recall for musical jingles about defunct gas stations that went out of business 45 years ago.

I will indulge Trump ANYTHING, as long as doesn't go wobbly on immigration. It's encouraging he's got Kobach involved-- he's the berries.

Posted by: mnw at November 14, 2016 10:42 PM (BrxNJ)

129 Watch the 23 minute video of the Young Turks Election night.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 14, 2016 10:41 PM (dKiJG)

----

I watched that last night and experienced a rather large schaedenboner as a result.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 14, 2016 10:42 PM (rJUlF)

130

But what of the old cobs?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2016 10:42 PM (wxDT3)

131 Is Cassandra our Sec of State? That's a shitload of miles. Looks like she actually does stuff in each country, too.

How many countries have golf courses, by the way. I know a guy who's retiring from golfing while working.

Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2016 10:43 PM (8zL5i)

132 Trump is gonna make McConnell his bitch



Ryan too



whoo hoo

Posted by: origional Jake at November 14, 2016 10:43 PM (t8Fxm)

133 45 Well this just keeps getting worse...

Couldn't really celebrate the election victory for very long, as I lost my job last Thursday. That puts me in a bit of a tight spot if I don't find a new one in a hurry.

And then when I opened my mail box today, I discovered that I have a jury summons. I'm supposed to report on the 19th of next month. So now I have to either take the stupid thing right away and tell any potential employers, "Oh, by the way, if you hire me, then I might not be around for a bit because I've got jury duty." Or I have to put it off, and potentially have it come back and bite me at an even worse time later on.

This SUCKS.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 10:22 PM (ff27+)

++++

If you get a new job, check if they pay for time off for jury duty. If not, visit your HR department and ask for a financial hardship letter. Present the letter to the court, and they should excuse you.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 14, 2016 10:43 PM (R+30W)

134 Back when I worked for AMEX, I got called three years straight. In fact, twice in one year. Random my *ss!

in 2005 I eventually got picked for a kidnap, assault, and sexual assault case. There were so many of us with LE family, friends, relatives, and even spouses, the defense attorney couldn't get rid of us all. The scumbag was so guilty, that when the defense rested, most of my fellow jurists admitted to thinking the same thing- That's it?!
Judge sentenced him to 60 years.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 14, 2016 10:43 PM (hVdx9)

135 statins... LOL

back at the turn of the century, i had insurance, for once, and went to go see a doc.

1st appt was p w*rk, so i rolled in from the hospital, and they said we need to take blood: when was the last time you ate?

since i w*rked OR AND LnD, it turned out that i had eaten only about 2 hours before, and lunch had been 2 CPK personal pizzas... red meat and cheese because pizza.

they were suitably horrified, bur said they would adjust and i might have to come back in for a fasting draw.

the only elevated level i had was "good" cholesterol, which annoyed HRH AND the docs, who were all ready to tell me to cut out red meat, etc...

fast forward to the VA this summer: all my lab values are in the dirt, except for good cholesterol.

you can't beat good genes. even my liver panel is unremarkable, which explains why i woke up half way through my scope, despite 125mcg of fentanyl and 5mg of midazolam...

and drove home afterward too.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 14, 2016 10:43 PM (serBz)

136 I almost got picked for jury duty this year. It was a woman suing her doctor because her baby died during delivery.
I said it feels wrong to award money for a baby's breath, why not go after the doctor's medical license instead.
I got sent home.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 14, 2016 10:44 PM (Om16U)

137
I have a feeling McConnell and Corker think they can roll Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2016 10:44 PM (wxDT3)

138 That FBI sting... I'm sorry but running one child porn website is questionable enough -- the entire point is to get people to stop using and distributing the porn, so putting it online is like putting a pile of coke in the street for everyone to grab, then hoping you can catch a few of them. But dozens of sites? You're not law enforcement, you're a distributor.

The entire point of busting people for child porn is in order to destroy demand so the distributors are no longer able to make money and stop making it. But if you flood the market, you've just negated the entire point.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2016 10:44 PM (39g3+)

139 @115 It worked out to about $5.00/hour when I did it a couple of years ago. F*ckers didn't even pay minimum wage.
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I think it was $15 a day when I served a few years ago. But I don't remember for certain.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 10:44 PM (ff27+)

140 the Armenian Genocide

-
Sounds Islamophobic to me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, This Is the Dawning of the Age of the Trumpius! at November 14, 2016 10:44 PM (Nwg0u)

141 Statins can also cause diabetes. Nope, none for me thanks.
Posted by: huerfano

And after the Kidney stones, diabetes. No more stations for me.

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2016 10:44 PM (2RVmA)

142 "I can't find a good clip for it, but in Civilization V, Leonard Nimoy does the "My kingdom for a horse!" line, and it's amazing.


Posted by: pookysgirl"

Civ IV had Nimoy doing all the tech announcements. Can't remember if he does any at all for Civ V.

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at November 14, 2016 10:44 PM (w+Jhj)

143 It worked out to about $5.00/hour when I did it a couple of years ago. F*ckers didn't even pay minimum wage.

That's how they get exactly who they want in the box.

Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2016 10:45 PM (8zL5i)

144 I asked in the last thread, but if anyone could offer an opinion as to whether an AR in Kallyfornia can never be transferred, but must be destroyed or turned in to da cops, I'd appreciate it.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable

By transfer in California, you mean a parking lot in Reno, right.

Posted by: Ms. B65 at November 14, 2016 10:36 PM (2RVmA)

Um, no. Any sale or transfer of the AR of any kind. To anyone.

Friend is saying they checked the CA DOJ website and a gun store and that that's the law. Son can't inherit it. Must be destroyed or turned in to police.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 14, 2016 10:45 PM (D2vc1)

145 Queen: Don't Stop Me Now

https://youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM

Because of Mercury meme

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2016 10:45 PM (VdICR)

146 I wouldn't mind it, except that the timing just flat out SUCKS right now.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 10:40 PM (ff27+)

Seriously....what jury summons?

Did you sign for the letter?

If not, just ignore it.

For God's sake...it's California!

When I lived there 20 years ago I didn't bother with jury summonses...

I can't imagine that they are better now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2016 10:45 PM (42Mgr)

147 Google is telling me to support the transgender community with a link on their main search page. I won't click that link. What is it, shemale porn?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 14, 2016 10:45 PM (DW+jj)

148 New COBs, do we get the podcast back too?

Posted by: davidt at November 14, 2016 10:46 PM (XoldI)

149 26
Evening all.



I asked in the last thread, but if anyone could offer an opinion as
to whether an AR in Kallyfornia can never be transferred, but must be
destroyed or turned in to da cops, I'd appreciate it.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 14, 2016 10:18 PM (D2vc1)



It can be sold out of state, by your local FFL to a receiving FFL, pretty much anywhere.

You can list it on Gunbroker, wait for the auction to run, collect the funds, take it to your FFL, who will ship it for a fee. CA just wants it to not exist in California, which an out of state sale will accomplish.

Preferably though, detail strip it down to parts, sell the lower receiver via Gunbroker, per above, and wait till you can get a....shall we say... different lower receiver, and re-assemble the thing.

The only thing with a serial number is that lower receiver. Sell it, and you've "sold" the whole thing, as far as registration is concerned.

80% lowers, and the jig or fixture on which to finish them, are vital supplies in my book.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2016 10:46 PM (v5iqM)

150 Maybe Hillery can get a job doing commercials for hot sauce.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at November 14, 2016 10:46 PM (2JQBv)

151 Must be destroyed or turned in to police.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 14, 2016 10:45 PM (D2vc1)

Or sent to me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2016 10:46 PM (42Mgr)

152 I can't find a good clip for it, but in Civilization V, Leonard Nimoy does the "My kingdom for a horse!" line, and it's amazing.

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I just looked, I have over 2000 hours playing that stupid thing over the last 8 years. I've probably heard him say that 200 times.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 14, 2016 10:47 PM (wfDW1)

153 @133 If you get a new job, check if they pay for time off for jury duty. If not, visit your HR department and ask for a financial hardship letter. Present the letter to the court, and they should excuse you.
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My concern right now is more along the lines of a prospective employer deciding to look elsewhere when they realize that I'm already scheduled to miss some work right after they (potentially) hire me.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 10:47 PM (ff27+)

154 The FBI child porn thing - see the link I posted forehead. Wonder if it's related.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 14, 2016 10:47 PM (Om16U)

155
Maybe Hillery can get a job doing commercials for hot sauce.

She puts that s**t on everything!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2016 10:47 PM (wxDT3)

156 I suppose Freddie Mercury did technically survive Monday given he died on a Sunday but, if I were a pessimist, say, I could posit that he didn't make it to Monday.

Posted by: STV at November 14, 2016 10:47 PM (1tQqp)

157 @134 Back when I worked for AMEX, I got called three years straight. In fact, twice in one year. Random my *ss!
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Here in California, serving is supposed to make you ineligible for one year.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 10:48 PM (ff27+)

158 121 So now that we have new COBs, how long until they abandon us for greener pastures, like The Federalist and Hustler magazine?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 14, 2016 10:35 PM (wfDW1)

Are you kidding? With ace passing out that sweet, sweet blogging money, I'm guzzling Dom Perignon from a diamond encrusted champagne flute and wiping my butt with $100 bills.

So I'm not going anywhere.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 14, 2016 10:40 PM (2EpiU

I got a fvcking 6 pack of Busch Light. I knew Ace always liked you better

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 14, 2016 10:48 PM (voOPb)

159 Maybe Hillery can get a job doing commercials for hot sauce.

She puts that s**t on everything!



Posted by: Soothsayer
****

Hot sauce or Vodka?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 14, 2016 10:48 PM (hVdx9)

160 Off damn sock!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 14, 2016 10:48 PM (w+Jhj)

161 Statins are SUCH a bad idea. Look into the effect on the brain. There's a reason our bodies make so much cholesterol.

Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2016 10:48 PM (TqmC9)

162 64 I hate that the flapper chicks were Nazi Cumdumpsters.

I like flapper chicks.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2016 10:28 PM (ncSO7)


Women at that time had style. Some relatives of mine belong to a rural parish in Michigan. When I've gone there for funerals, in the hallway of the school they have class pictures of students going back to that era. These were farm kids and the high school girls were gorgeous. They had those Betty Boop type haircuts.

Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 14, 2016 10:48 PM (+lVUW)

163 I actually caught myself today starting to go to RCP to see what the LA Time poll says...

I think I need an intervention.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 14, 2016 10:48 PM (wfDW1)

164 A jury of my pears...

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at November 14, 2016 10:48 PM (Tyii7)

165 Hot sauce or Vodka?

Isn't vodka what they mean by 'hot sauce'?

Posted by: Hillary! *hic* at November 14, 2016 10:49 PM (TqmC9)

166 113 Apparently The View had a live election special on the Lifetime channel. I stumbled across this today when I was watching a Project Runway episode I dvr'ed and saw the ad for it. It was clearly supposed to be a glorious celebration of Hillary, but it started at 9pm, so Trump was already in the lead. The whole train wreck is on youtube, and I just started watching it. Joy Behar's tears should be delicious!
Posted by: biancaneve at November 14, 2016 10:39 PM (IKOfL)

Steven Colbert's showtime special is glorious, They announced Florida for Trump and the audience gasps and Colbert was stunned.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 14, 2016 10:49 PM (dKiJG)

167 @142 Civ IV had Nimoy doing all the tech announcements. Can't remember if he does any at all for Civ V.
------------------------

I want to say it's Sid Meier who does all of them in V. But I could be wrong.

Sean Bean does them in VI.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 10:49 PM (ff27+)

168
Um, no. Any sale or transfer of the AR of any kind. To anyone.

What if you have a firearm trust?

Posted by: Jean at November 14, 2016 10:49 PM (2RVmA)

169 "I just looked, I have over 2000 hours playing that
stupid thing over the last 8 years. I've probably heard him say that
200 times.

Posted by: Dave in Fla"

Speaking of Civ V, I was just getting ready to play for a few minutes (yeah right, HAHAHAHAHA!) before bed.

Have fun ya'll

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 14, 2016 10:50 PM (w+Jhj)

170 Imo if your doctor suggests strains, ask if you can try diet first.
Then go on low carb high fat.
Usually does great stuff for cholesterol.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 14, 2016 10:50 PM (Om16U)

171 What do Joe Heck, Kelly Ayotte, and Mark "Jerk" Kirk all have in common?
***
They've been funployed?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2016 10:50 PM (aZq03)

172 I note no boob jobs back in the 30's / 40's.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2016 10:50 PM (IDPbH)

173 68 Junior, you get paid for jury duty
Posted by: Ms. B65 at November 14, 2016 10:29 PM (2RVmA)


How much? When I did it, a long time ago, it was $14 a day.

Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 14, 2016 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

174 Prediction: Donna Brazille back on the street within a month.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2016 10:50 PM (29QcC)

175 Got so focused on reading the last thread I never noticed how quiet it had got. 160+ already?

It's hard keeping up.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 14, 2016 10:51 PM (rB/gm)

176 I have that training manual and many others from the same source. And there's a Marine Corps Manual on the dash of my truck. I love light reading.

Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2016 10:51 PM (zLDYs)

177 You mean to say that the FBI was serving up kiddy porn so they could arrest you for having kiddy porn on your computer?

What a racket!

Posted by: Khat Man Chu at November 14, 2016 10:51 PM (kUQxG)

178
After seeing how the commie cocksuckers are whining about how they want to abolish the Electoral College in order to directly elect the President, I did a little basic research tonight. Out of the top 30 most developed nations in the world, do you know how many directly elect their head of government?

Two.

France and South Korea. Most of the rest are parliamentary systems.

You MIGHT put Taiwan's rather unique system as a third, but that's really stretching it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2016 10:51 PM (LuZz8)

179 125
Watch the 23 minute video of the Young Turks Election night.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 14, 2016 10:41 PM (dKiJG)


Do you have a link?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 14, 2016 10:51 PM (sdi6R)

180

Heck, Ayotte, and Kirk all went out of their way to crap on Donald Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2016 10:51 PM (wxDT3)

181 ONE. MORE. TURN. DAMMIT.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 14, 2016 10:51 PM (wfDW1)

182 Is it me or does the supermoon tonight look... the same as it always does?

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 14, 2016 10:52 PM (G8TO0)

183 re 172: the style in the 1920s, so I've been told, was for a woman to look flat chested. Apparently why the brassiere was invented.

Posted by: mallfly suPreme at November 14, 2016 10:52 PM (2JQBv)

184 Google is telling me to support the transgender community with a link on their main search page. I won't click that link. What is it, shemale porn?
___
Why not?

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 14, 2016 10:52 PM (aZq03)

185 Sargon of Akkad is doing god's work fighting SJWs. I am a big fan of his channel.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2016 10:53 PM (VdICR)

186 how many directly elect their head of government?

Call it the Cuban Model.

Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2016 10:53 PM (eeTCA)

187 Watch the 23 minute video of the Young Turks Election night.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 14, 2016 10:41 PM (dKiJG)


Do you have a link for this? I couldn't find it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 14, 2016 10:53 PM (2EpiU)

188 Flapper chicks liked Nazis coz they had style and booze, unlike the commies who only had booze and the yanks who had money but no booze.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 14, 2016 10:53 PM (Om16U)

189 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798246935576584192

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798247014018543617

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798247132868255744

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798247338393370625

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2016 10:53 PM (Ya7zs)

190 Breast size is actually increasing. They're not sure exactly why, and there's a lot of possibilities. Mine is not to question why, mine is just to look and sigh.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 14, 2016 10:54 PM (DW+jj)

191 Oh, and I didn't mention that the $5 per hour rate was for Federal jury duty.

I guess the courts didn't get the memo about the federal minimum wage.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2016 10:54 PM (b/kAv)

192 Hey all. I'm still just marinating in the idea the HRC was defeated.

How friggin AWESOME!

Watched that Leslie Stahl interview and was impressed that so many here had the same reaction, she was a partisan snotty bitch to Trump.

Posted by: Farmer at November 14, 2016 10:54 PM (o/90i)

193 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics - 2

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798247437823541248

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798247538440683522

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798247620166778880

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/798247717067694080

Posted by: kbdabear at November 14, 2016 10:55 PM (Ya7zs)

194 Kirk is kind of the reason why I'm ok getting two perma-Dem senators from CA. If a republican ever won there, they would never be someone you could count on for an important vote.

The Dem analog is Joe Manchin, but I don't think he has ever split from the Dems on a key vote.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 14, 2016 10:55 PM (wfDW1)

195 I don't understand why jurys don't get paid real money.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 14, 2016 10:55 PM (Om16U)

196 Is it me or does the supermoon tonight look... the same as it always does?
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump
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Since we have wildfires all over the SE, it was a bit red earlier. It's been smoky here for a week or more.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2016 10:56 PM (29QcC)

197 Joy Behar: Do you think it makes a difference if a celebrity endorses a candidate?

Somebody named Sunny Hostin: I think it absolutely makes a difference among millenials! They're watching and they pay attention to what the celebrities say and who they tell them to vote for!

Hahahahaha!

Posted by: biancaneve at November 14, 2016 10:56 PM (IKOfL)

198 OregonMuse,

Here's the link to the Young Turks Election Meltdown:

https://youtu.be/UiWY0iRLV94

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 14, 2016 10:56 PM (rJUlF)

199 Jury duty can be fascinating. If Hillary had been on one for a week, she would've acquired profound respect for Joe Sixpack, I posit. Then she might have won.

Thank God people like her opt out.(

Posted by: mnw at November 14, 2016 10:56 PM (BrxNJ)

200 Pay pal, was lobbied hard to come to NC and after much negotiation they were coming. As a gesture of friends ship and good relations the State of NC gave Paypal a bowl made from the wood of a revered oak tree that had graced the capital grounds. In the interim NC passed that onerous law forbidding men to enter women's restrooms. Pay pal perceived this as an affront to humanity and pulled out of the deal.
No wall flower NC, their secretary of commerce told Paypal to give the bowl back. They did.

Posted by: gNewt at November 14, 2016 10:56 PM (o0mD3)

201
I guess the courts didn't get the memo about the federal minimum wage.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 14, 2016 10:54 PM (b/kAv

you're not an employee but a subcontractor.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 14, 2016 10:56 PM (voOPb)

202 >>Watch the 23 minute video of the Young Turks Election night.

>>Do you have a link?
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 14, 2016 10:51 PM (sdi6R)


Careful.


That Vid will ruin you for Porn.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2016 10:56 PM (ncSO7)

203
The Dem analog is Joe Manchin, but I don't think he has ever split from the Dems on a key vote.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 14, 2016 10:55 PM (wfDW1)



Has he ever split from the Dems on a non-key vote?

Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2016 10:57 PM (bMG0w)

204 Hey wait, that guy is the same guy that was stretched out nude on a couch last week.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2016 10:57 PM (29QcC)

205 S E E in basic training
Classes all day.
Late afternoon into the evening in a p.o.w. camp run by green berets.
Got just a tad bit rough.
From there taken out into the country side. Shown a map.
You are here. You have to make it to there without us catching you.
If we catch you, you go back to the camp.
Small group of us. Everyone tired. Some wanted to head straight for destination.
Talked em out of it. Took the long way around. It had to have taken at least 4 hours. Hills, valleys, woods and grassy fields.
But we made it.
The guys who got caught and sent back said it was worse the second time.
Ft Ord California, Dec 1972

Posted by: teej at November 14, 2016 10:57 PM (QJIMk)

206 Breast size is actually increasing. They're not sure
exactly why, and there's a lot of possibilities. Mine is not to
question why, mine is just to look and sigh.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 14, 2016 10:54 PM (DW+jj)


So is band size i think, not just cup size. Meaning fluffier bods.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2016 10:57 PM (JO9+V)

207 I don't understand why jurys don't get paid real money.

We did. Lots of it.

Posted by: The O.J. Jurors at November 14, 2016 10:57 PM (Tyii7)

208 153 @133 If you get a new job, check if they pay for time off for jury duty. If not, visit your HR department and ask for a financial hardship letter. Present the letter to the court, and they should excuse you.
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My concern right now is more along the lines of a prospective employer deciding to look elsewhere when they realize that I'm already scheduled to miss some work right after they (potentially) hire me.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 10:47 PM (ff27+)

++++

You don't ask until after you are hired. If it's not a government job, or something with gold-plated benefits, they are unlikely to offer jury duty pay. So, you wouldn't be taking time off. You would be asking them for a letter that lays out their policy regarding pay for jury duty, which you present to the court in a request to be excused for financial hardship.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 14, 2016 10:57 PM (R+30W)

209 @195 I don't understand why jurys don't get paid real money.
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Because it's the government.

And actual money being paid to jurors is money that can't be used for more "useful" things in the state budget.

Would be hilarious, though, in places like California and New York when the $15 minimum wage laws kick into effect.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 10:58 PM (ff27+)

210 Back when I worked for AMEX, I got called three years straight. In fact, twice in one year. Random my *ss!
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Here in California, serving is supposed to make you ineligible for one year.


Posted by: junior
****

That is why I didn't have to go the second time. Pissed me off because I knew it wasn't random at that point.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 14, 2016 10:58 PM (hVdx9)

211 Here in California, serving is supposed to make you ineligible for one year.
Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 10:48 PM (ff27+)

I served twice last year here in Calif...

Once State... once Fed..... they are different Jury pools...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 14, 2016 10:58 PM (qf6WZ)

212 Here's the link to the Young Turks Election Meltdown:

https://youtu.be/UiWY0iRLV94

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 14, 2016 10:56 PM (rJUlF)


Thanks.

You, sir, are a great American!

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 14, 2016 10:59 PM (2EpiU)

213 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2016 10:46 PM (v5iqM)

They're saying no transfer of any kind, including a sale I think.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 14, 2016 10:59 PM (D2vc1)

214 And of course Alicia Machado was there to talk to The View ladies. Poor baaaaaby! Waawaawaa! She definitely milked her 15 minutes of fame.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 14, 2016 10:59 PM (IKOfL)

215
Recess appointment....

"Let's hope Mitch McConnell has enough brains to keep the Senate in session every few days and not get caught with his pants down, legislatively speaking."




What sort of political news idiot doesn't know that Congess always stays in proforma session until it adjourns to avoid the RA opportunity?

"Ed Straker is the senior writer at NewsMachete.com."

NewsMachete.com? Well, that would explain that.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 14, 2016 10:59 PM (kdS6q)

216 >>They're saying no transfer of any kind, including a sale I think.


Road Trip!

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2016 10:59 PM (ncSO7)

217 Here is the Link for the Young Turks meltdown
https://tinyurl.com/zc9qj8v

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 14, 2016 11:00 PM (dKiJG)

218 >>They're saying no transfer of any kind, including a sale I think.


Road Trip!
Posted by: garrett
---------------

Canoe trip!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2016 11:00 PM (29QcC)

219 >> She definitely milked her 15 minutes of fame


More like Heavy Cream than Milk, if you know what I'm saying.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2016 11:00 PM (ncSO7)

220 @211 I served twice last year here in Calif...

Once State... once Fed..... they are different Jury pools...
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That, and the one year ineligibility thing is a state law, not a federal law. I've no idea what the federal laws are.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 11:01 PM (ff27+)

221 Kirk had a lot of Jumpin' Jim Jeffords potential. Glad he lost, & I don't care how liberal Duckworth is.

The defeated Dem nominee for MO Gov (Koster) was a turncoat Republican too, btw.

Posted by: mnw at November 14, 2016 11:02 PM (BrxNJ)

222 So has anyone managed to get the NES Classic? Since Nintendo has decided to create supply problems in an effort to increase demand.

Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2016 11:02 PM (bMG0w)

223 And of course Alicia Machado was there to talk to The View ladies.

And boy, did we eat.

Posted by: Alicia Muchacho at November 14, 2016 11:02 PM (Tyii7)

224
I liked the plump latina. She was fat in all the right places.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2016 11:02 PM (wxDT3)

225 214 And of course Alicia Machado was there to talk to The View ladies. Poor baaaaaby! Waawaawaa! She definitely milked her 15 minutes of fame.
Posted by: biancaneve



Life in porn awaits her. She can expand on that video she made a few years ago.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 14, 2016 11:03 PM (tT/X6)

226 Harris County TX pays $6 day for jury duty. The summons gets you a free Metro ride to and from the courthouse. Special parking rate at the courthouse (limited space available) for jurors is, get this, $6 day. Arrive after the spaces are full and you are looking at double or triple that amount.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2016 11:03 PM (JO9+V)

227 I haven't been on a jury for decades. For a while I was on regularly then I kind of have dropped off their radar or something. I'm self employed and make so little money I don't even owe federal taxes. I think I just don't make it on the rolls any longer.

It was boring miserable work anyway. Almost no money for your time and tedious. The one real trial I got on was this ghastly child molestation case that left me feeling sick inside for days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2016 11:03 PM (39g3+)

228 Oh it's so delicious the way The View ladies are trying to diminish the fact that Trump is ahead in EC votes. A lot of the big states are still undecided!

Posted by: biancaneve at November 14, 2016 11:03 PM (IKOfL)

229 Wouldn't selling an AR in CA be a poor decision.

What happens if you ever need it?

Posted by: origional Jake at November 14, 2016 11:03 PM (t8Fxm)

230 Federal Jury duty you get paid by the miles to the court along with 15 dollars a day.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 14, 2016 11:05 PM (dKiJG)

231 The one real trial I got on was this ghastly child molestation case that left me feeling sick inside for days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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My biggest problem has been fellow jurors. They've watched too much CSI.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2016 11:05 PM (29QcC)

232 Maybe someone stole your AR

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 14, 2016 11:05 PM (Om16U)

233 @213
They're saying no transfer of any kind, including a sale I think.
----------------------

I'm hoping that between Trump and the drought, there'll be a shift in the political demographics here in California. It'll suck for wherever the emigrants end up, of course. But getting California back into at least a contested state would be a good thing.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 11:05 PM (ff27+)

234 Special parking rate at the courthouse (limited space available) for jurors is, get this, $6 day.

They gave us parking waivers, although I walked in. We live a mile or so from the courts.

The reason jurors don't get paid much is to keep it from attracting people to do the duty to get paid. But seriously, its way too low, insanely so. At least a hundred bucks a day is reasonable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2016 11:05 PM (39g3+)

235 Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2016 10:46 PM (v5iqM)

They're saying no transfer of any kind, including a sale I think.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 14, 2016 10:59 PM (D2vc1



Calguns.net

AR15.com


You'll find definitive information in one or both of those sites, and their user forums.

Frankly, you should register as a member with Calguns...damn effective 2A rights group.

Put the question to them, and you'll get the correct answers.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2016 11:05 PM (v5iqM)

236 Maybe someone stole your AR
Posted by: Votermom


IIRC, it is now illegal to not report a stolen/missing firearm in CA.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2016 11:06 PM (yGgAc)

237 The reason jurors don't get paid much is to keep it from attracting people to do the duty to get paid.

--

That makes no sense to me.

Everyone else except the defendant is there to get compensated.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 14, 2016 11:07 PM (Om16U)

238 They've watched too much CSI.

Thankfully my trials were before CSI was ever on the air. One trial we figured the girl was right in her suit, but didn't thnk she was owed a very large amount so we all wrote down the amount we thought she could get and the head guy averaged it out. I wrote down 0 to bring the total down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2016 11:07 PM (39g3+)

239 Great ONT, MisHum! Lots o' good content here. Man, those Mitford sisters were something awful, weren't they.

Congrats to you and the other cobs for your promotion. Don't go banning yourselves or each other now.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2016 11:08 PM (uHcnA)

240 Steven Colbert's showtime special is glorious, They announced Florida for Trump and the audience gasps and Colbert was stunned.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 14, 2016 10:49 PM (dKiJG)


I suppose you can't watch that online because it belongs to CBS?

Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 14, 2016 11:08 PM (+lVUW)

241 They're saying no transfer of any kind, including a sale I think.

What if you lose it boating, then your son miraculously fishes it up?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2016 11:08 PM (39g3+)

242 Supposedly this is a leaked photo of Bill with one of his "girls", maybe the one nicknamed "the Energizer Bunny".

http://tinyurl.com/jzv7blg

Posted by: Thrawn at November 14, 2016 11:08 PM (cC/ZB)

243 IIRC, it is now illegal to not report a stolen/missing firearm in CA.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
----------------

I'm telling you... a canoe trip/vacation. The Boundary Waters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2016 11:09 PM (29QcC)

244 oh btw, NSFW,

Posted by: Thrawn at November 14, 2016 11:09 PM (cC/ZB)

245 Bill Burr takes down a Female comedian on Hillary and the only experience she had was being First Lady

https://tinyurl.com/hjpty6q

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 14, 2016 11:10 PM (dKiJG)

246 Posted by: Thrawn at November 14, 2016 11:08 PM (cC/ZB)

Must be an old one - he looks younger

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 14, 2016 11:10 PM (Om16U)

247 >>>90 While browsing YouTube for videos of crying Hillary supporters to maintain my schadenboner, I came across a channel called "Sargon of Akkad". Anyone here familiar with it? So far, it's pretty awesome. Relentless, thorough takedowns focusing on SJWs, and The Young Turks, for some reason.

http://tinyurl.com/znvrp9m Posted by: Grimaldi at November 14, 2016 10:35 PM (FVYNb)<<<

Yup, I'm subscribed to his channel. He's a self-described "dirty liberal" but definitely anti-progressive/SJW. I'm pretty sure he was once a fan of TYT long ago but he now mocks them relentlessly as they've gone completely over the deep end over the years. Also, someone introduced him to Sowell fairly recently so he's likely turning to the dark side. heh

His latest "This Week in Stupid" episode also covers the war with Russia over Syria we've likely avoided by not electing Hillary--particularly topical, given the Totten thread earlier tonight.

https://youtu.be/Q8TE_QMa3fw

Time for bed. Be nice to each other. Mostly.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 14, 2016 11:10 PM (jV8Mq)

248 232 Maybe someone stole your AR
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 14, 2016 11:05 PM

The dog ate my AR
Posted by: PetMoron owner

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 14, 2016 11:11 PM (voOPb)

249 What if you lose it boating, then your son miraculously fishes it up?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


"Citizen," asked the CA state police investigator, "Why have you been purchasing ammo in the caliber that matches that firearm? What other firearms do you possess legally in that caliber?"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2016 11:11 PM (yGgAc)

250 https://youtu.be/UiWY0iRLV94

This is absolute BS. Lies all around.,

These phonies claim that since Trump was elected that people are publicly slandering Hispanics, gays and blacks. WTF, this simply disinformation from lying f***s.

Posted by: Farmer at November 14, 2016 11:11 PM (o/90i)

251 Steven Colbert's showtime special is glorious, They announced Florida for Trump and the audience gasps and Colbert was stunned.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 14, 2016 10:49 PM (dKiJG)
I suppose you can't watch that online because it belongs to CBS?

Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 14, 2016 11:08 PM (+lVUW)


Maybe not, but you can savor almost a half hour of John Oliver's mindless, inchoate rage and butt-hurt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rSDUsMwakI

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 14, 2016 11:12 PM (2EpiU)

252 197 Joy Behar: Do you think it makes a difference if a celebrity endorses a candidate?

Somebody named Sunny Hostin: I think it absolutely makes a difference among millenials! They're watching and they pay attention to what the celebrities say and who they tell them to vote for!


Well, we all knew that the liberals are just that stupid, didn't we?

Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 14, 2016 11:12 PM (+lVUW)

253 I had jury duty last year. Some young punk public defender lawyer kept us there for 3 days questioning the jury pool before they even made a selection. Then once done, they just picked the first people in the pool anyway.

I think the judge had words with the kid. Toward the end, they kid said, "Ok, so let's ask a new set of questions..." The entire pool gave out an audible groan and the judge called for a recess. I think he told the kid that he was getting close to the entire pool deciding to convict his client out of spite.

They released us right after that recess. Except for the poor schmucks that got selected. Hell they might still be in that trial.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 14, 2016 11:13 PM (wfDW1)

254 >>>So now I have to either take the stupid thing right away and tell any potential employers, "Oh, by the way, if you hire me, then I might not be around for a bit because I've got jury duty."

Probably been covered already, but you absolutely do NOT have to tell a potential employer about your jury duty, at least not until *after* you have a written offer in hand. And once you do, they will be very hesitant to pull the offer because of something as small as jury duty.

I'm sorry you lost your job, it sucks. But jury duty will not hurt your job upgrade search one little bit

(I didn't read the intervening comments, so apologies if this has been covered already)

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at November 14, 2016 11:13 PM (9LDED)

255 "Why have you been purchasing ammo in the caliber that matches that firearm? What other firearms do you possess legally in that caliber?"

I just like bullets. No law against buying em, yet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2016 11:13 PM (39g3+)

256 So how does one become an Ambassador for Peace with the Peace Through Tourism institute, one wonders.

What a racket.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2016 11:14 PM (uHcnA)

257 But, has anyone ever read 'Typee' or 'Omoo'? I've never spoken to anyone who has.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2016 10:21 PM (29QcC)

I had a canoe like that. Pity about the guns.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2016 11:14 PM (bY0uH)

258 250 https://youtu.be/UiWY0iRLV94

This is absolute BS. Lies all around.,

These phonies claim that since Trump was elected that people are publicly slandering Hispanics, gays and blacks. WTF, this simply disinformation from lying f***s.
Posted by: Farmer



Fake, but accurate!

Narrative Uber Alles!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 14, 2016 11:14 PM (tT/X6)

259 Joy Behar: Why do you think people are embarrassed to say they're voting for Trump?

That you even have to ask that, Joy, tells us how unself-aware you are.

Posted by: biancaneve at November 14, 2016 11:14 PM (IKOfL)

260

Hey


Are there pics of WJC naked with a lady friend? What is gay patriot up to?

Posted by: ThunderB at November 14, 2016 11:15 PM (EWnpL)

261 @255 I just like bullets. No law against buying em, yet.
----------------------

One of the ballot initiatives here in California - that passed, by the way - mandates background checks for ammunition purchases. So yeah, they'll know that you're buying ammunition that matches the gun that you "lost".

And it's not like it's hard around here to find a judge that would call that probable cause.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 11:15 PM (ff27+)

262 ThunderB, Thrawn posted it a bit of a ways up

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 14, 2016 11:16 PM (Om16U)

263 So has anyone managed to get the NES Classic? Since Nintendo has decided to create supply problems in an effort to increase demand.


Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2016 11:02 PM


They've released new NES machines?

Posted by: otho at November 14, 2016 11:16 PM (lmIoG)

264 Heh. A whale got my guns.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2016 11:16 PM (hBig8)

265 Watching the Young Turks gradually lose their shit is hilarious.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 14, 2016 11:16 PM (2EpiU)

266 How does California feel about being so gun-free now that Literally Hitler will be the next President, hmmmm?

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 14, 2016 11:17 PM (Om16U)

267 My biggest problem has been fellow jurors. They've watched too much CSI.

Posted by: Mike Hammer
****

One of the questions they asked us during selection was how many of us watch or have watched. The follow up question was whether or not we thought it was real/accurate. Audible laughter was heard.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 14, 2016 11:17 PM (hVdx9)

268 There are a fuck ton of CA plates now in ID

No Idea what is going on.

I do point out

1 go spend $80 and get rid of the $400 CA plate, you comute will be easier

2 y'all need to start voting like an Idahoan, because voting like a Californian is why I'm talking to you now

Posted by: origional Jake at November 14, 2016 11:17 PM (t8Fxm)

269
I just like bullets. No law against buying em, yet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


"Uh, sez here," said the gun store clerk, "Uh, we can't sell to you anymore. Sorry... But, uh, hey, um, would you be interested in, um, an illegally. modified. firearm?"?"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2016 11:17 PM (yGgAc)

270 It was boring miserable work anyway. Almost no money for your time and tedious. The one real trial I got on was this ghastly child molestation case that left me feeling sick inside for days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2016 11:03 PM (39g3+)


My BIL was on the jury for a murder trial. My sister, his wife, said that he wouldn't talk about it at all.

Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 14, 2016 11:18 PM (+lVUW)

271 Leonard Nimoy did Civ IV and V, and after he passed away, I was wary of who they'd get for Civ VI, but Sean Bean has been great. The part where he's quoting Monty Python is priceless.

"Listen, strange women lying in ponds is no basis for a system of
government... You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some
watery tart threw a sword at you!"

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 14, 2016 11:18 PM (ar2KI)

272 That photo looks odd to me, like Bubba's head was photoshopped on. The geeks who do this can usually tell a photoshop, even a very good one, by looking closely at the pixel data. It's things that lighting and all that making a noticeable discontinuity in the data, even if it's good enough that you can't tell by looking.

But something about what's supposed to be Bill just doesn't look right.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 14, 2016 11:18 PM (DW+jj)

273 "Citizen," asked the CA state police investigator,
"Why have you been purchasing ammo in the caliber that matches that
firearm? What other firearms do you possess legally in that caliber?"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2016 11:11 PM (yGgAc)

Cash only for guns and ammo.

Posted by: davidt at November 14, 2016 11:19 PM (XoldI)

274 @271 Leonard Nimoy did Civ IV and V, and after he passed away, I was wary of who they'd get for Civ VI, but Sean Bean has been great. The part where he's quoting Monty Python is priceless.
-----------------------

They've got a great batch of quotes this time. Terry Pratchett gets quoted, and so does Schlock Mercenary.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 11:19 PM (ff27+)

275 Moby wants to take you on a Nantucket Sleighride.

https://youtu.be/q0JrV86EKCs

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2016 11:20 PM (IqV8l)

276 202 >>Watch the 23 minute video of the Young Turks Election night.

>>Do you have a link?
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 14, 2016 10:51 PM (sdi6R)


Careful.


That Vid will ruin you for Porn.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2016 10:56 PM (ncSO7)


I watched about 15 minutes of it, but I didn't find it all that amusing. The utter dismissive hatred of white men was frankly disgusting. I couldn't take any more of it.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 14, 2016 11:20 PM (sdi6R)

277 Congrats to all the new official cobs. You all definitely deserve the recognition.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 14, 2016 11:20 PM (GDulk)

278 265 Watching the Young Turks gradually lose their shit is hilarious.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 14, 2016 11:16 PM (2EpiU)

++++

I watched for a bit, but I had to turn it off. I couldn't take that stupid music playing in the background any longer. I don't know why some youtubers do that. That lame music just detracts from what's going on. And if that music actually helps your video, well then guess what? Your video sucks.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 14, 2016 11:20 PM (R+30W)

279 I'll be happy to drop some coins in the tip jar, Ace.

You've completed the journey from hard-nosed #Nevertrumper to political realist.

You've earned it.

Posted by: shadowofshade at November 14, 2016 11:20 PM (3Vo2B)

280 A photo of photo of Bill Clinton naked with a prostitiute, Dear Lord my Eyes.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 14, 2016 11:21 PM (dKiJG)

281 @273 Cash only for guns and ammo.
------------------

Again - background checks for ammo purchases.

Doesn't matter how you pay if you want to stay legal.

I'm not sure what the rules are on out of state purchases, though. So if you want to make a trip out across the state line every so often, that might still be an option.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 11:21 PM (ff27+)

282 A photo of photo of Bill Clinton naked with a prostitiute, Dear Lord my Eyes.

Give it a couple of days, your eyes will fall out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 14, 2016 11:22 PM (IcT7t)

283 I watched about 15 minutes of it, but I didn't find
it all that amusing. The utter dismissive hatred of white men was
frankly disgusting. I couldn't take any more of it.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 14, 2016 11:20 PM (sdi6R)

The early smug is the set-up for the meltdown.

Posted by: davidt at November 14, 2016 11:22 PM (XoldI)

284 256 So how does one become an Ambassador for Peace with the Peace Through Tourism institute, one wonders.

What a racket.

Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2016 11:14 PM (uHcnA)

Good work if you can get it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 14, 2016 11:22 PM (voOPb)

285 first we fence off Mejico



next we fence off California....

Posted by: origional Jake at November 14, 2016 11:23 PM (t8Fxm)

286 Cash only for guns and ammo.
Posted by: davidt


"Uh, hi," exclaimed the nervous guy in new jeans and white Reeboks in the gun show parking lot,"I'm interested in them there HIGH CAPACITY FIREARMS. And don't worry I'm totally not a LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER. So do 'ya' have any RPGs?"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2016 11:23 PM (yGgAc)

287 Evenin Horde Tacularness....

Incredibly interesting doc on HBO W (504 Directv), right now.

"Underfire: The Untold Story of Pfc. Tony Vaccaro"

WWII combat infantry man smuggled a camera along for his tour through Hell.

Tony, who's now 93 and livin in NY, narrates and describes his WWII pictures as he tours the same places today.

Absolutely Captivating.

Be back later after its over.....

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 14, 2016 11:23 PM (jlv0D)

288 272 That photo looks odd to me, like Bubba's head was photoshopped on. The geeks who do this can usually tell a photoshop, even a very good one, by looking closely at the pixel data. It's things that lighting and all that making a noticeable discontinuity in the data, even if it's good enough that you can't tell by looking.

But something about what's supposed to be Bill just doesn't look right.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 14, 2016 11:18 PM (DW+jj)

The nose looks off

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 14, 2016 11:24 PM (dKiJG)

289 Joy Behar: Do you think it makes a difference if a celebrity endorses a candidate?

Somebody named Sunny Hostin: I think it absolutely makes a difference among millenials! They're watching and they pay attention to what the celebrities say and who they tell them to vote for!
Well, we all knew that the liberals are just that stupid, didn't we?
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 14, 2016 11:12 PM

REALLY, F'ing really. Why would I care about any celebs' opinion?

Got my own ideas. Some smart folks here would influence me more than anyone in the media.

Posted by: Farmer at November 14, 2016 11:25 PM (o/90i)

290 Because California is in the 10th circuit, this idiotic law will probably be upheld, despite being clearly a violation of the 2nd amendment (you can't keep and bear arms if you aren't allowed to, you know, keep them). But maybe, just maybe Trump will appoint someone not wholly worthless to the court and it might reach there.

If it doesn't well... California has spent the last 50 years getting stupider and crazier, so you kinda deserve what you get.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2016 11:26 PM (39g3+)

291 @290 Because California is in the 10th circuit, this idiotic law will probably be upheld, despite being clearly a violation of the 2nd amendment (you can't keep and bear arms if you aren't allowed to, you know, keep them). But maybe, just maybe Trump will appoint someone not wholly worthless to the court and it might reach there.
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*cough* 9th Circuit *cough*

But otherwise accurate.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 11:28 PM (ff27+)

292 What does that mean: "...all 196 countries"?

I once heard Andrea Mitchell say that the Occupy movement broke out "in thousands of countries across the world!"

Posted by: RKae at November 14, 2016 11:28 PM (1jMyA)

293 Now Captain America is calling for the Electoral College to be abolished. Chris Evans. Whatta maroon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2016 11:28 PM (39g3+)

294 283
The early smug is the set-up for the meltdown.
Posted by: davidt at November 14, 2016 11:22 PM (XoldI)


The anti-white rhetoric got worse as it went on, from what I saw.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 14, 2016 11:29 PM (sdi6R)

295
281
@273 Cash only for guns and ammo.

------------------



Again - background checks for ammo purchases.



Doesn't matter how you pay if you want to stay legal.



I'm not sure what the rules are on out of state purchases, though.
So if you want to make a trip out across the state line every so often,
that might still be an option.



Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 11:21 PM (ff27+)








Once the law goes into effect, any ammo imports across the state line must go through an FFL. It kicks in at the end of 2017. Although, violation of the law is only an infraction.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2016 11:29 PM (LuZz8)

296 REALLY, F'ing really. Why would I care about any celebs' opinion?

Posted by: Farmer

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I gotta say, I don't care in the way that it would influence my vote... but it does influence whether or not ever see that celeb's movies again, or buy their albums.

All throughout this bizarre election, I just kept praying that my favorite musicians would stay silent.

Posted by: RKae at November 14, 2016 11:31 PM (1jMyA)

297 Now Captain America is calling for the Electoral College to be abolished. Chris Evans. Whatta maroon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

----

It's almost as if no one's ever been to school... or schools don't teach a fucking thing... or something.

Posted by: RKae at November 14, 2016 11:32 PM (1jMyA)

298 They're saying no transfer of any kind, including a sale I think.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 14, 2016 10:59 PM (D2vc1)

So? Report a break-in. Guns got stolen. Happens all the time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2016 11:32 PM (bY0uH)

299 These phonies claim that since Trump was elected that people are publicly slandering Hispanics, gays and blacks. WTF, this simply disinformation from lying f***s.
Posted by: Farmer

As mentioned previously, my pastor friend this past Sunday used the terms "healing" and "white supremacists" in the same sentence.

Today I asked him to text me a couple links to back up his white supremacists comment. "It's all over the internet" is all he said.

I'm still pissed and I think he knows it.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 14, 2016 11:32 PM (D2vc1)

300 The Photo is Fake.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 14, 2016 11:33 PM (dKiJG)

301 Some celebrities can be so stupid and obnoxious I stop even watching anything they do. Tim Robbins, for example became so noxious and stupid I cannot stand anything he's in. Others can be dumb but I still enjoy their work such as Alec Baldwin. I can't really quantify what the difference is, maybe I just didn't really care for them all that much to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2016 11:33 PM (39g3+)

302
It's almost as if no one's ever been to school... or schools don't teach a fucking thing... or something.
Posted by: RKae


I believe it's the latter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2016 11:33 PM (IqV8l)

303 As mentioned previously, my pastor friend this past Sunday used the terms "healing" and "white supremacists" in the same sentence.

Yeah they seem... completely unaware, totally unable to connect in their heads that they are doing what they rail against. They'll post LoveTrumpsHate and spew hate all over the place. Its like some kind of stupidity tourettes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2016 11:34 PM (39g3+)

304 Today I asked him to text me a couple links to back up his white supremacists comment. "It's all over the internet" is all he said.

Posted by: Country Boy

----

"So is 'Jesus was an invention of the Roman Empire as a form of mass mind control.' "

Run that one past him, if he has so much trust in things that are "all over the internet."

Posted by: RKae at November 14, 2016 11:34 PM (1jMyA)

305 Joy Behar: Why do you think people are embarrassed to say they're voting for Trump?

That you even have to ask that, Joy, tells us how unself-aware you are.
Posted by: biancaneve at November 14, 2016 11:14

Bingo! She is one of the dumbest, insulated leftists on TV today. That show she is on is a real POS. I give real credit anyone that goes there and debates these lunatics.

Posted by: Farmer at November 14, 2016 11:34 PM (o/90i)

306 31 Hillary Rodham Clinton will never be President of The USA.
Posted by: davidt at November 14, 2016 10:19 PM (XoldI)

I like that better than all the burning, salting and scattering comments.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 14, 2016 11:35 PM (PHcLa)

307 Every time some Hillary voter complains about the Electoral College, I like to note her Superdelegates and how that was totes okay.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2016 11:35 PM (39g3+)

308 Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2016 11:36 PM (u8kLQ)

309 Some celebrities can be so stupid and obnoxious I stop even watching anything they do. Tim Robbins, for example became so noxious and stupid I cannot stand anything he's in. Others can be dumb but I still enjoy their work such as Alec Baldwin. I can't really quantify what the difference is, maybe I just didn't really care for them all that much to begin with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

----

I've always thought Tim Robbins was a piss-poor actor. I've always hated him. Then when I heard him talk, I said, "Oh, well, that's an easy decision."

Posted by: RKae at November 14, 2016 11:36 PM (1jMyA)

310 The family is getting together in La Quinta, CA, for
Thanksgiving/Christrmas next week.

I'm looking forward to the break but I'm really not looking forward to it. I'm step father and grandfather and sometimes these type things make me feel very much stepish.

Maybe I can find something else to do for a day. And getting shitfaced is probably not in the cards.

There's my tale of woe. Nah, not really but I would find it easy to miss, to be honest.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2016 11:37 PM (s7hQ/)

311 Hillary had more Votes in the Primary against Obama.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 14, 2016 11:37 PM (dKiJG)

312 Am hearing good things about this new biographical flick coming out about Ray Kroc, titled "The Founder."

First movie I've wanted to see in a while. Supposed to open in January.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2016 11:38 PM (u8kLQ)

313 Or, just tell 'em the offending AR was buried with the dearly departed, as he didn't want to depart with his deAR.

Of course, the bastards would try to dig it up, wouldn't they.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2016 11:38 PM (v5iqM)

314 FM 21-76. Never go anywhere without it. Hope Cassandra has a copy while transiting Iran.

Remember, when you are done cutting through the barrier, toss the wire cutters in the cesspool. Next time we clean it out we'll recover them for the next attempt.

Posted by: Barracks Security Chief at November 14, 2016 11:38 PM (FtrY1)

315 31 Hillary Rodham Clinton will never be President of The USA.
Posted by: davidt at November 14, 2016 10:19 PM (XoldI)

----

When she lost, I could hear Cheech (from "Bullets Over Broadway") in my head, saying, "Thank God I don't ever have to hear that voice again!"

Posted by: RKae at November 14, 2016 11:38 PM (1jMyA)

316 They're saying no transfer of any kind, including a sale I think.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 14, 2016 10:59 PM (D2vc1)

So? Report a break-in. Guns got stolen. Happens all the time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2016 11:32 PM (bY0uH)

Friends are totally not interested in pressing the issue of engaging in any activity that law enforcement there might have a problem with.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 14, 2016 11:38 PM (D2vc1)

317 Northernlurker: best thing about Thanksgiving in La Quinta is, you can bake the turkey just by leaving it outside for a few hours. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2016 11:38 PM (u8kLQ)

318 275 Moby wants to take you on a Nantucket Sleighride.
I will not look up Nantucket Sleighride in Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2016 11:39 PM (s7hQ/)

319 Joy and Pain

Generosity.com


Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at November 14, 2016 11:40 PM (M0uVQ)

320 I once heard Andrea Mitchell say that the Occupy movement broke out "in thousands of countries across the world!"

Posted by: RKae at November 14, 2016 11:28 PM (1jMyA)


That's because she's an idiot.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 14, 2016 11:40 PM (2EpiU)

321 Moby wants to take you on a Nantucket Sleighride.

And I'd like to force Moby to take a tour of the path of the Chunnel between England and France. Outside of it. Underwater the whole time. For 10 hours. With no breathing apparatus.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2016 11:41 PM (u8kLQ)

322
"So is 'Jesus was an invention of the Roman Empire as a form of mass mind control.' "

Run that one past him, if he has so much trust in things that are "all over the internet."
Posted by: RKae


The key is to not directly smash into their presumptions, but to wind around them and then watch them flail.

"Oh, the internet. I saw that Hillary was an agent of O.S.I.R.I.S. on the internet. Now we both know that can't possibly be true, right?"

"What are your favorite news sites?"

"Any contrarian sites?" "None?" "Nothing on the other side of the story?"

"Hmm. Well, probably too much work, I suppose. Have a blessed day."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2016 11:42 PM (yGgAc)

323 Juan Luis Rivera Martinez?

How many people is that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2016 11:42 PM (SRKgf)

324 Oh boy. NFL is in Mexico City next Monday Night. That will go well.

Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2016 11:42 PM (bMG0w)

325 When she lost, I could hear Cheech (from "Bullets Over Broadway") in my head, saying, "Thank God I don't ever have to hear that voice again!"
Posted by: RKae at November 14, 2016 11:38

You and Jules would get along swell. She was feaked out about one of the last rants, screeching about how we should get along in a terrible pitch. Yikes!

Posted by: Farmer at November 14, 2016 11:42 PM (o/90i)

326 317 Northernlurker: best thing about Thanksgiving in La Quinta is, you can bake the turkey just by leaving it outside for a few hours. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2016 11:38 PM (u8kLQ)

No kidding. On a previous visit it hit 115. The day it was that temperature we went to visit a nephew Huntington Beach. It was 55 degrees there.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 14, 2016 11:42 PM (s7hQ/)

327 I'm not saying she was "easy," but Meghan Trainor is from Nantucket and guys there used to call *her* the "sleighride"... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2016 11:43 PM (u8kLQ)

328 >>How many people is that?


You have any idea how many names they can get in a hatchback?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2016 11:43 PM (ncSO7)

329 Believe it or not, there's a Black Lives Matter movement.... in England.

Friends are totally not interested in pressing the issue of engaging in any activity that law enforcement there might have a problem with

I understand that. Moving though, if they move to another state like Wyoming....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2016 11:43 PM (39g3+)

330 Friends are totally not interested in pressing the issue of engaging in any activity that law enforcement there might have a problem with.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 14, 2016 11:38 PM (D2vc1)

Well, then, I guess they are fucked. If the law said they had to march into the gas ovens, would they do that, too?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2016 11:44 PM (bY0uH)

331 Northernlurker, LOL. That's the joy of SoCal. You can literally choose whichever climate you want to enjoy yourself in.

Of course, and like I've said before, it's a great place to visit but you wouldn't want to live here.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2016 11:44 PM (u8kLQ)

332 How does Facebook now cause the breakup of America?

I opened a FB account way back when they started, fiddled with it for maybe a month, and never used it afterward.

I observed it as it grew from its simple start to what it has become today, and when it became known to me, sometime this year, that it was part of Leftist Markist Big Government, in its views and methods, I took the steps, and they were not simple ones, to close the account I never used.

Chatting with people tonight while at a neighborhood victory party, I heard of well-known local people, minor movers and shakers, who have since the Trump victory, gone off the rails on their FB walls calling us all names we would never have though to call anybody, less them.

Racist. Homophobic. Despicable. Haters. XXX##!! Degenerate. Unschooled. Dimwitted. Hillbillys.

Who do you know that is Medicare-aged that would be so dopey, so god-awful stupid, to type that all out for strangers to see?

They're like the writers, actors, producers, and the rest of the Saturday Night Live company that ran a piece to open their show last Saturday, thinking their whole universe thinks as they do.

Like Wandy Sykes going into a rant onstage, thinking she had the whole crowd with her, while she demeaned the president-elect as a clownish racist pig.

Our community is one of these bullshit "active adult" things, no kids, everyone over 55, lots of ball courts, pools, a gym, bike paths, and I regularly party, club, and recreate with a generally nice crowd.

But now I have a dozen or more I regularly see and play with, or chat up at parties or events, who I know hate every bone in my body, if they knew.

Do I pretend I don't know?

Do I instead give them a smile and say, "hey, we won!"

Do I say, "fuck you?"

Or do I move to Wyoming.

Obama did this to us. Not Donald Trump. Barack Fucking Obama.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 14, 2016 11:44 PM (U6f54)

333 323 Juan Luis Rivera Martinez?

How many people is that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2016 11:42 PM (SRKgf)

++++

I know, right?

Posted by: Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez at November 14, 2016 11:45 PM (R+30W)

334 312 Am hearing good things about this new biographical flick coming out about Ray Kroc, titled "The Founder."

First movie I've wanted to see in a while. Supposed to open in January.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2016 11:38 PM (u8kLQ)


Mark Knopfler wrote a song about him awhile back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuQrmdu6quc

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 14, 2016 11:45 PM (sdi6R)

335 Oh boy. NFL is in Mexico City next Monday Night. That will go well.

Remember, announcers and kneelers, you don't have to come back.

Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2016 11:46 PM (/wWB4)

336 rickl, yup. Great song. Want to get the album.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2016 11:46 PM (u8kLQ)

337 Believe it or not, there's a Black Lives Matter movement.... in England

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How does that work? I mean, if you took away the "dragged to this country in chains" bit, American blacks wouldn't have diddly squat.

Every damned black person in England wound up there voluntarily.

Posted by: RKae at November 14, 2016 11:46 PM (1jMyA)

338 If someone traveled to 50 countries, we'd be impressed. If they traveled to 100 we'd be super impressed. But if they traveled to every single country in the world, and became the first documented female, youngest American, AND fastest traveler to visit all 196 countries on the planet….well, that would leave us pretty amazed indeed.

I have a question: who paid for all this shit? If it were Cassandra De Pecol, then I'm impressed. (Assuming she didn't fuck her way around the globe.)

If it were someone else, not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2016 11:47 PM (SRKgf)

339 i Iz un cNN rite nuw h8trs!!

iM sMurT u iz Stoopede!

Posted by: prOF. mArC LamuNt HilL at November 14, 2016 11:48 PM (tT/X6)

340 Trump should call the #CalExit ers bluff and start negotiations with Mexico. I'm guessing their tune would change quick.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 14, 2016 11:50 PM (Ha50C)

341
>>No kidding. On a previous visit it hit 115.

This is the good time of year to go the Palm Springs area, unlikely to be cranked up to 11. Used to go every year over Thanksgiving.

There's golf, outlet shopping, couple higher end shopping areas, a bit of sightseeing, the Patton museum, a couple national-areas-full-of-weird-plants, feather-not-dot casinos of modest scale, more golf, if yr staying at a big resort probably swimming and some other stuff on site.

Posted by: JEM at November 14, 2016 11:50 PM (TppKb)

342 Ooops...

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at November 14, 2016 11:51 PM (M0uVQ)

343 Hoo boy, I'm pretty stoked about the NFL in Mexico City, at this particular time.


Of course they control the production, so nothing particularly fun will probably occur.


Like "F**k Trump Racist Viva Mexico!!!" signs held aloft in the crowd.


But, may be some potential. Let's hope for the worst/best.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2016 11:51 PM (QDnY+)

344 Late to the party, but:

WoW, outstanding ONT, MisHum - Thank you!!!

Posted by: ibguy at November 14, 2016 11:52 PM (vUcdz)

345 STOP!

if you have an AR type here in #Failifornia, assuming it isn't already banned by name, you can render it "featureless", and thus making it immune, at least until the *next* time these fascists start passing laws. no need to sell OR register.

hell, do it right, and you can even shitcan your bullet button on it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 14, 2016 11:52 PM (serBz)

346 343 Hoo boy, I'm pretty stoked about the NFL in Mexico City, at this particular time.


Of course they control the production, so nothing particularly fun will probably occur.


Like "F**k Trump Racist Viva Mexico!!!" signs held aloft in the crowd.


But, may be some potential. Let's hope for the worst/best.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2016 11:51 PM (QDnY



Booing during the national anthem.

Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2016 11:53 PM (bMG0w)

347 Haven't been there m'sef, but very good authority has it that the Palm Springs air museum is a good one, too. WWII-centric. Even has a regular speakers' program with relevant topics. Plan to go next time I'm up that way.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2016 11:53 PM (QDnY+)

348 Many years ago, in high school American Lit, we were supposed to memorize a work by an American poet. I found the perfect piece:

Fleas, by Carl Sandberg

"Adam had'em."

Applause!

Mr. Joe Smith, RIP.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 14, 2016 11:53 PM (brIR5)

349 Once you've subscribed to Sargon of Akkad, you need Gad Saad and Jordan Peterson. Then you need Stephan Molyneux and Steven Crowder. Then you need Black Pigeon and Paul Joseph Watson. Don't forget Bill Whittle.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2016 11:54 PM (VdICR)

350 @341 This is the good time of year to go the Palm Springs area, unlikely to be cranked up to 11. Used to go every year over Thanksgiving.
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Maybe not. The weather's been screwy for the last several days. It's been in the mid-80s in the Valley.

Posted by: junior at November 14, 2016 11:54 PM (ff27+)

351 How does that work? I mean, if you took away the "dragged to this country in chains" bit, American blacks wouldn't have diddly squat.

Every damned black person in England wound up there voluntarily.

Posted by: RKae at November 14, 2016 11:46 PM (1jMyA)



Ah, but was it really voluntarily? Or were they born into hopelessly backward and fucked up societies, so their only opportunities in life depended on their moving to a white-run society? Hmmm?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2016 11:54 PM (SRKgf)

352 good call, buzzion - I can't imagine there won't be something ..... IF the national anthem (ours) is played.


Did they play the anthem at the London and Australia NFL games?


Would sort of understand if they didn't - it's not the norm in most countries to play anthems at the beginning of games.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2016 11:54 PM (QDnY+)

353 Once the law goes into effect, any ammo imports across the state line must go through an FFL. It kicks in at the end of 2017. Although, violation of the law is only an infraction.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Prediction: Bootlegging

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2016 11:55 PM (hBig8)

354 This weekend my son went to Trump National in Palos Verdes, CA to walk his dogs on the paths on the cliffs overlooking the Pacific. He had a "Reelect Trump 2020" sticker in his back window. He got 4 thumbs up and one middle finger on his way there and back.

Posted by: Zoltan at November 14, 2016 11:55 PM (r8Q8T)

355 England had slaves, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2016 11:56 PM (39g3+)

356 352 good call, buzzion - I can't imagine there won't be something ..... IF the national anthem (ours) is played.


Did they play the anthem at the London and Australia NFL games?


Would sort of understand if they didn't - it's not the norm in most countries to play anthems at the beginning of games.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 14, 2016 11:54 PM (QDnY+)



They play the Star Spangled Banner and the host country's anthem don't they?

Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2016 11:57 PM (bMG0w)

357 I think the NFL taking their show on the road is kind of funny. Football isn't a game you can sit down and watch cold and enjoy at all.

So... they line up and then, ok that was like 3 seconds now what. Nothing? For how long? Why did they go backward?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 14, 2016 11:58 PM (39g3+)

358
When the mexicans boo our national anthem, the lying media will assure us that they're only booing because Trump and don't hate the USA.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2016 11:59 PM (wxDT3)

359 They play the Star Spangled Banner and the host country's anthem don't they?

Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2016 11:57 PM (bMG0w)

That's how they do it at hockey games here in the Great White North.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2016 11:59 PM (bY0uH)

360 Once you've subscribed to Sargon of Akkad, you need Gad Saad and Jordan Peterson. Then you need Stephan Molyneux and Steven Crowder. Then you need Black Pigeon and Paul Joseph Watson. Don't forget Bill Whittle.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

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When Stefan Molyneux is chatting with Vox Day, I could listen for all damned day!

Posted by: RKae at November 14, 2016 11:59 PM (1jMyA)

361
Remember when all the foreign shits were booing Bush, not booing the USA?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2016 11:59 PM (wxDT3)

362 Prediction: Bootlegging
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2016 11:55 PM (hBig8

Who will be the next Kennedy clan?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 14, 2016 11:59 PM (voOPb)

363 Tony Vaccaro, @93yrs old....

"First comes war, then comes art."

tonyvaccarofilm dot com

His doc, "Underfire: The Untold Story of Pfc. Tony Vaccaro"

Please check it out.....The Horde will be better for watching this.

Tony, (@93), " They told us the War is Over.....it was the most beautiful, most beautiful day of my life."

And then he experienced, (after 18 months of combat) a scene that he felt was the absolute most brutal thing he'd seen.....

Magnificent Storytellin.....

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 15, 2016 12:00 AM (jlv0D)

364 No idea about NFL games overseas.


Hoping, based on the minor political events recently, that NFL games this coming weekend will have lots of idiocy.


Much like the US as a whole, it's sort of a running experiment to see how stupid groups of people can be. The NFL owners (who call the shots) have been looking like complete idiots ever since that forgettable QB for one of those Bay area teams beclowned himself earlier this year.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2016 12:00 AM (QDnY+)

365 Do I instead give them a smile and say, "hey, we won!"

Do I say, "fuck you?"

Or do I move to Wyoming.

Obama did this to us. Not Donald Trump. Barack Fucking Obama.
Posted by: the littl shyning man


I'd do neither of the first two, but Wyoming isn't a bad option, so I read.

For friends and neighbors, the reward for showing some defiant indignation may not be worth the effort. There's usually more to be had in just laughing it off.

The truth is no one man did this or created this moment. That's the Big Man theory of history, some times linked to marxist theory.

This is a story of millions, all too human, who have needs, wants, desires, fears, and all of the other assorted features of the human condition.

It really is the eternal tension between risk and reward, safety and adventure, failure and success.

However, the successes of Western civilization have lead some to believe in great to risk less, control more, and eliminate opposing views.

Thomas Sowell said it all much more eloquently and in greater detail in The Vision of the Anointed.

I'd suggest you just carry link to a gift copy of his book. It says much more than you or I could relay to anyone on the street in a conversation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2016 12:01 AM (yGgAc)

366

Some celebrities can be so stupid and obnoxious I stop even watching
anything they do. Tim Robbins, for example became so noxious and stupid I
cannot stand anything he's in. Others can be dumb but I still enjoy
their work such as Alec Baldwin. I can't really quantify what the
difference is, maybe I just didn't really care for them all that much to
begin with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



----



I've always thought Tim Robbins was a piss-poor actor. I've always
hated him. Then when I heard him talk, I said, "Oh, well, that's an easy
decision."

Posted by: RKae at November 14, 2016 11:36 PM (1jMyA)







When he broke up with Sarandon a couple of years ago, rumor was that the cause was that he started moderating his leftist viewpoint from proud Stalinist to mildly Trotskyist.

Well, that and the fact that Sarandon wanted to start fucking younger guys.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 15, 2016 12:01 AM (LuZz8)

367 Once you've subscribed to Sargon of Akkad, you need Gad Saad and Jordan Peterson. Then you need Stephan Molyneux and Steven Crowder. Then you need Black Pigeon and Paul Joseph Watson. Don't forget Bill Whittle.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2016 11:54 PM (VdICR)


Lots of strong, conservative voices pushing back at the liberal kultursmog. This gladdens my heart.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 15, 2016 12:01 AM (2EpiU)

368 "Citizen," asked the CA state police investigator,
"Why have you been purchasing ammo in the caliber that matches that
firearm? What other firearms do you possess legally in that caliber?"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2016 11:11 PM (yGgAc)

no habla senor...

Posted by: redc1c4, flojo to the stars at November 15, 2016 12:02 AM (serBz)

369 Chris Taylor, the immortal words (remembered verbatim, if that's the way you say it) from a 1967 exhibition game (I believe the first one ever played in San Diego Stadium - yes it's now nearly 50 years old) betw. the Chargers and the Lions - two (?) Soviet cosmonauts, on a goodwill tour, when asked their reaction to this unfamiliar game of American football:


"All fall down, all get up, all fall down"


Pretty much captures it, from the eyes of a novice "fan".

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2016 12:03 AM (QDnY+)

370 Just gotta say... What a great ONT! Thanks!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at November 15, 2016 12:03 AM (SpeiC)

371 It's almost as if
no one's ever been to school... or schools don't teach a fucking thing... or something.
Posted by: RKae
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The schools are fine. Doing a great job, in fact.

Posted by: Howard Zinn at November 15, 2016 12:04 AM (hBig8)

372

Thanks MisHum for a great Monday ONT.

If the travel chick was short fat and ugly (like me) she would not be traveling on other people's dime. But, hell, if you won the genetic lottery and fine tuned it, use it. Reminds me of Sope Holo for some reason...

I hope rabid Mexicans eat the NFL on their visit. With some nice black beans and an amusing Chilean Chianti...

TFG... FTG.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, 6 Actual at November 15, 2016 12:04 AM (PjWy4)

373 [i368 "Citizen," asked the CA state police investigator,
"Why have you been purchasing ammo in the caliber that matches that
firearm? What other firearms do you possess legally in that caliber?"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2016 11:11 PM (yGgAc)

no habla senor...
Posted by: redc1c4, flojo to the stars at November 15, 2016 12:02 AM (serBz)

That should work, actually. They wouldn't dare challenge you for fear of being called racist.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 15, 2016 12:04 AM (sdi6R)

374 NC ref - Are you in the smokey part of NC?

Posted by: Howard Zinn at November 15, 2016 12:04 AM (hBig8)

375 >>Haven't been there m'sef, but very good authority has
>>it that the Palm Springs air museum is a good one,

The area is good severe-clear flying country if you're a pilot and can rent something, groundbound you've got the anza-Borrego ORV country if you've got something that suits

Posted by: JEM at November 15, 2016 12:08 AM (TppKb)

376 FL not looking good. Giuliani putting on a brave face.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2016 12:08 AM (QDnY+)

377 FL not looking good. Giuliani putting on a brave face.
Posted by: rhomboid
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This is even better than Slap's World Series commentary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2016 12:10 AM (hBig8)

378 So, anyone else losing sleep over the 4th amendment and eminent domain? Restrictions on press freedom? I mean, aren't these things almost certain to start Jan. 20?

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2016 12:10 AM (QDnY+)

379 no habla senor...
Posted by: redc1c4


"Dias de sol
barrer las nubes de distancia
en mi camino a donde el aire es dulce ..."

*insistent pause for response*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2016 12:11 AM (yGgAc)

380 Posted by: NC Ref at November 15, 2016 12:03 AM (SpeiC)

NC Ref! Good to see that nic again.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2016 12:12 AM (GDulk)

381 Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 14, 2016 11:32 PM (D2vc1)

I'd mention the Bearing False Witness thingamaging.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 15, 2016 12:13 AM (IDPbH)

382 378 So, anyone else losing sleep over the 4th amendment and eminent domain? Restrictions on press freedom? I mean, aren't these things almost certain to start Jan. 20?


I'm WAY more worried about the 3rd amendment, getting stuck with a bunch of smelly Coasties and their pet weasels... they never bathe. I mean the Coasties, not the weasels.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, 6 Actual at November 15, 2016 12:13 AM (PjWy4)

383 Where is the national anthem being booed? I've not heard of that.

Is this really true, or more like trolling from those that say they are called racist names since Trump was elected. This is all made up BS, show me where it's true.

Posted by: Farmer at November 15, 2016 12:16 AM (o/90i)

384 I'm getting pissed, fellow babies. I think there is some treachery afoot to try to sabotage Trump already. Daily Mail has some headlines, and some stories.

They say there is "chaos" and a "knife fight" going on inside Trump Tower, that they're talking all sissy and their shit's all retarded. Supposedly Bannon and Prince Reebus are in the knife fight over the Sec of State pick, with Prince Reebus wanting Bolton and Bannon wanting Giuliani.

First that makes no sense. Bolton is a no-brainer as SoS, and he's jizz your pants to me, and I think most of us Deplorables. I can't see Bannon losing his shit. They say the reason is Bannon thinks he's too establishment. Giuliani is the no brainer for AG, not SoS. That's not his bag.

And then more stories about how Trump and his people don't know what they're doing and all that.

This smells like GOPe and MSM sabotage in general, and specifically at Bannon, whom they want out.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 15, 2016 12:16 AM (DW+jj)

385
This smells like GOPe and MSM sabotage in general, and specifically at Bannon, whom they want out.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 15, 2016 12:16 AM (DW+jj)

Sounds like wishcasting from the neverTrumpers and the MSM, to whatever extent they can be differentiated. I rather suspect opsec in Trump Tower is well-nigh impermeable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 12:21 AM (bY0uH)

386
This smells like GOPe and MSM sabotage in general, and specifically at Bannon, whom they want out.
Posted by: publius


Actually it sounds like a pot-smoking 'informant' blowing smoke up the DM's ass of a reporter.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2016 12:21 AM (yGgAc)

387 And geeze, but the ONT is sure running slow tonight.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 12:22 AM (bY0uH)

388 In Vino, my heavy-handed sarcasm was meant to evoke a beloved flounced former commenter. Echoing some of the sillier of his anti-Trump "concerns".


Farmer, US anthem has been booed more than once at soccer games INSIDE the US (Los Angeles, I think, the first time) at games betw. US and Mexico. Not rumor, not propaganda. Disgusting truth.


publius, none of that incendiary stuff sounds plausible (Daily Mail stories). Your analysis of course is spot-on re Rudy and the 'Stache. Hard to imagine Bannon is so out of touch he wouldn't be thrilled with Stace @ State.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2016 12:22 AM (QDnY+)

389
remember ROCKMOM?


I know the ghost buzzion does.

Posted by: Soothsayerwing Plover at November 15, 2016 12:23 AM (wxDT3)

390 It occurs to me that someday quite soon, federal employees everywhere will be looking at a framed photograph of their new Commander in Chief hanging on the wall.

And then I imagine Slim Whitman's voice singing 'Indian Love Song' in the movie "Mars Attacks!"


http://tinyurl.com/gqoluas

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 15, 2016 12:24 AM (tHwdc)

391 @383 Where is the national anthem being booed? I've not heard of that.
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Not since the election, afaik. But it's something that seems to happen regularly at soccer games featuring the US against teams from south of the border.

Posted by: junior at November 15, 2016 12:24 AM (ff27+)

392 All those youtube channels I talked about have ~500K subscribers. Whereas the young turks have +3M. And I have never heard them being described in a positive light, they are demonstrably the festering sphincter of the internet. That number has to be false.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2016 12:25 AM (VdICR)

393 I remember rockmom. She never did write up her inside view of the mortgage fiasco of '08, though she shared key points in comments (@ HotAir, mostly).


Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2016 12:26 AM (QDnY+)

394 383 Where is the national anthem being booed? I've not heard of that.

Is this really true, or more like trolling from those that say they are called racist names since Trump was elected. This is all made up BS, show me where it's true.

Posted by: Farmer at November 15, 2016 12:16 AM (o/90i)

++++

US Soccer Team Booed in Their Own Country by Mexican Immigrants

https://youtu.be/42vJ7zhTEO4

Posted by: Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez at November 15, 2016 12:29 AM (R+30W)

395 10 I'm no English major... wait, I am, so I can ask:

Isn't it "call me Ishmael"?
Posted by: pookysgirl at November 14, 2016 10:12 PM (ar2KI)


You left out the comma. It's actually, "Call me, Ishmael."

Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at November 15, 2016 12:30 AM (nvMvs)

396 /sock

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 15, 2016 12:30 AM (R+30W)

397 Once you've subscribed to Sargon of Akkad, you need Gad Saad and
Jordan Peterson. Then you need Stephan Molyneux and Steven Crowder. Then
you need Black Pigeon and Paul Joseph Watson. Don't forget Bill
Whittle.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2016 11:54 PM (VdICR)

Lots of strong, conservative voices pushing back at the liberal kultursmog. This gladdens my heart.

------------------------------


Don't forget Styxhexenhammer666. His subscribers doubled over the past few months, and I'm sure it has to do with his coverage of the US election.

I like the guy. I've learned this one thing from him - trying to attach your loyalties to a political party is like falling in love with a hooker.

<fill in bad consequences of your choice>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 15, 2016 12:30 AM (tHwdc)

398 An interesting situation...

Trump needs to get tough w/ these sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Farmer at November 15, 2016 12:31 AM (o/90i)

399 Call me a cab.

Posted by: Catskills Sheky at November 15, 2016 12:31 AM (IqV8l)

400 About this wearing of a safety pin thing in protest of Trump. I live in the DC metro area (in NoVA). I have yet to see one. No shortage of virtue signalers here so it has apparently not caught on.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 15, 2016 12:31 AM (tT/X6)

401 About this wearing of a safety pin thing in protest of Trump. I live in the DC metro area (in NoVA). I have yet to see one. No shortage of virtue signalers here so it has apparently not caught on.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 15, 2016 12:31 AM (tT/X6)

Probably only comes out when the visit the gloryhole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 12:34 AM (bY0uH)

402 Yep, I need to quit reading shit like that DM crap and harshing mellow like that. Bunch of idiots.

Now, that said, I wonder if Kimmy Granger whom I mentioned last night has any new educational videos out. For a friend, of course. Maybe a nice twerking session with some of her besties or something.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 15, 2016 12:34 AM (DW+jj)

403 @399

OK, you're a cab...

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Tip your veal and try the waitress...

Posted by: Browndog at November 15, 2016 12:36 AM (ccfl2)

404 Puddleglum, I'm out in Loudoun. Native of Oakton.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 15, 2016 12:37 AM (DUPgJ)

405 404: seen any of those stupid Safety pins on anybody? I live near Huntington Metro. About a 1/4 from the Beltway.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 15, 2016 12:39 AM (tT/X6)

406 No, but I'm pretty isolated in my work. I hope they fade away before the rest of the world finds something else to laugh at us about.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 15, 2016 12:40 AM (DUPgJ)

407


I need to get some safety pins.

To snug up my shooting coat.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits, 6 Actual at November 15, 2016 12:42 AM (PjWy4)

408 Farmer, US anthem has been booed more than once at soccer games INSIDE the US (Los Angeles, I think, the first time) at games betw. US and Mexico. Not rumor, not propaganda. Disgusting truth...
Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2016 12:22 AM

And that is why Trump is now President-elect.
Many of us are tired of that BS.

La Raza is the enemy of this country, people are coming to realize that. Even legal immigrants, Trump got 29% of the Hispanic vote.

Posted by: Farmer at November 15, 2016 12:44 AM (o/90i)

409 This smells like GOPe and MSM sabotage in general, and specifically at Bannon, whom they want out.

Remember, late last week, the reports that Ayotte had been tapped to head up the Pentagon?

When someone actually asked the campaign for comment that went straight into the toilet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 15, 2016 12:47 AM (IcT7t)

410 About this wearing of a safety pin thing in protest of Trump.

It's a diaper pin.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 15, 2016 12:48 AM (IcT7t)

411 you're not an employee but a subcontractor.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 14, 2016 10:56 PM (voOPb)

I asked for a raise this year, since we got nothing pretty much company wide, and was told our company wasn't making enough money to pay me more.

In other news, we are hiring some subcontractors to do...um, I'm not sure what they can do for us.

Posted by: mullingthingsover at November 15, 2016 12:49 AM (6jt6G)

412 101 this is very very wrong. See Calguns for the latest updates on CA. AR's.
2 companies have even made products that render AR's so you don't have to even register them.
One is the Armaglock and I forget the other one (DFM magazines???).

Anyways don't despair and I'll get back to you on this sometime soon

Posted by: MAx at November 15, 2016 12:49 AM (iMPtA)

413 Why are those late night TV shows still on? The Late Show with the unfunny twat bucket Seth whatever should have died a long time ago.

Anybody working the late shift and if you have access to cable, ESPN is doing its College BB marathon. Gonzaga/SDSU is on now. In between actually doing my job, I'm watching it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 15, 2016 12:50 AM (tT/X6)

414 Gonzaga/SDSU is on now. In between actually doing my job, I'm watching it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 15, 2016 12:50 AM (tT/X6)

Gonzaga? That's in Spokane. Where the loathsome Melissa Click landed after being shitcanned from Missouri.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 12:52 AM (bY0uH)

415 Okay,

I'm home now.

I will be eternally thankful to everyone who donates for Carl's funeral expenses.

He will be picked up by the funeral home in the morning.

I will keep the 'Horde informed as to dates.

https://www.generosity.com/fundraisers/joy-and-pain/dashboard#/manage

Posted by: Joy - #FreeCooth at November 15, 2016 12:53 AM (CRotO)

416 It's almost like the programming directors at TCM and HBO got together to compliment each others programming.

TCM had a 1969 doc called "The Sorrow and the Pity", about life in Occupied France in WWII on @ 8pm.

HBO showed "Underfire: The Untold Story of Tony Vaccaro"....about a GI who recorded his slog through Hell on a smuggled camera.

Now, TCM has on a 1955 doc "Night and Fog". A brutally honest and stark 45mins documenting the Horrors of the concentration camps.

All three are horribly riveting an a poignant reminder of what power run amok is truly capable of.

Poignant does due them justice.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 15, 2016 12:53 AM (jlv0D)

417 @411 In other news, we are hiring some subcontractors to do...um, I'm not sure what they can do for us.
------------------

They can not get benefits.

For my last job, I was hired by a company to work for a company that had a contract with a big company.

Why?

Because that's how many hoops you have to jump through to deny benefits to the employees here in California.

Posted by: junior at November 15, 2016 12:54 AM (ff27+)

418 I am also eternally grateful (and thankyouthankyouthankyou) to you guys for caring so much and the prayers.

It meant a lot to Carl.

It means a lot to me.

Thank you.

Posted by: Joy - #FreeCooth at November 15, 2016 12:54 AM (CRotO)

419 Gonzaga? That's in Spokane. Where the loathsome Melissa Click landed after being shitcanned from Missouri.


Yep, that Gonzaga. John Stockton went there.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 15, 2016 12:55 AM (tT/X6)

420 ooops...

https://www.generosity.com/emergencies
fundraising/joy-and-pain/x/11326576

Posted by: Joy - #FreeCooth at November 15, 2016 12:56 AM (CRotO)

421 >> Remember, late last week, the reports that Ayotte had been
>> tapped to head up the Pentagon?

Yeah. That was, I think there's a word for it, but I can't recall it. Anyway, that was GOPe-tards and NeverTrump types announcing that to try to make it be the truth. Put it out there, like it's being actively considered, and hope that makes Trump and his people consider it. Say it will be a way to "mend fences" and show "he's serious".

And besides, little Miss Ayotte needs a job. She started palling around with McStain and Grahamnesty (my one senator, I'm loathe to admit). And now she's out of her Senate seat, poor thing, and needs a good job.

Bunch of horseshit.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 15, 2016 12:56 AM (DW+jj)

422 Shit.
https://www.generosity.com/emergencies-fundraising/joy-and-pain/x/11326576

Posted by: Joy - #FreeCooth at November 15, 2016 12:57 AM (CRotO)

423 If I use a safety pin to affix a Deplorable patch does that send a mixed message?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zt6jmef

Or for that matter an American flag patch or a Don't tread on Me patch...

Posted by: Willy J. at November 15, 2016 12:57 AM (Ha50C)

424 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 15, 2016 12:57 AM (IcT7t)

425 Niters Blanco.

Posted by: Joy - #FreeCooth at November 15, 2016 12:58 AM (CRotO)

426 This Kimmy Granger strumpet... She does butt stuff, yes? Eva Lovia?

Not that I can't enjoy the occasional 'educational video' from time to time, but I just couldn't enjoy looking at a woman who does butt stuff!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 15, 2016 12:59 AM (kP16F)

427 412 Check out Armaglock and Franklin Armory DFM magazines vids on youtube so you'll know what we're really up to in Cali these days

Posted by: MAx at November 15, 2016 01:00 AM (iMPtA)

428 Yep, that Gonzaga. John Stockton went there.
Posted by: Puddleglum

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Bing Crosby too!

Posted by: RKae at November 15, 2016 01:03 AM (1jMyA)

429 Done, Joy. You need to fix your link; I had to search for it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 01:06 AM (bY0uH)

430 I am also eternally grateful (and thankyouthankyouthankyou) to you guys for caring so much and the prayers.
It meant a lot to Carl.
It means a lot to me.
Thank you.
Posted by: Joy - #FreeCooth at November 15, 2016 12:54 AM

Best from J and I. I'll drop some money there tomorrow. You did such a good thing by Carl, that was awesome.

Off to bed now, early meeting tomorrow, we have a new building under construction, starting this time in N IL. Ughh. Hope this goes well and the weather holds.

Be well Joy, Carl is free now, and you helped him make that transition.

T

Posted by: Farmer at November 15, 2016 01:06 AM (o/90i)

431 And besides, little Miss Ayotte needs a job. She started palling around with McStain and Grahamnesty (my one senator, I'm loathe to admit). And now she's out of her Senate seat, poor thing, and needs a good job.

Bunch of horseshit.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 15, 2016 12:56 AM (DW+jj)

Maybe Kimmy Granger needs a fluffer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 01:08 AM (bY0uH)

432 Questions for the Horde:

1) I looking a the MI Secretary of State website, and it reports 100% of precincts reporting, Trump up by 13,107 votes. Why hasn't the MFM called MI yet? And, why are the NYT numbers different?

2) Anybody have a link that shows a popular vote total they trust?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2016 01:09 AM (8iiMU)

433 "Fluffer"... Yet one more thing I regret GoOgling!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 15, 2016 01:10 AM (kP16F)

434
2) Anybody have a link that shows a popular vote total they trust?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


Why?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2016 01:11 AM (yGgAc)

435 But something about what's supposed to be Bill just doesn't look right.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 14, 2016 11:18 PM (DW+jj) _***


Wrong nose

Posted by: gNewt at November 15, 2016 01:11 AM (o0mD3)

436 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt



Why?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2016 01:11 AM (yGgAc)

I had heard FAB led in the pop vote, then heard Trump led, now I hear FAB led. Just a curiosity, since it has no practical value.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2016 01:14 AM (8iiMU)

437 426: Depends on what you mean by butt stuff. Not that I would know anything about it, of course, of course, and while this is the ONT and late, the level of detail necessary to answer that question might be a little too much.

To the best of that friend of mine's knowledge, some dude hasn't done the actual deed (on camera, at least), but there's been some accessories used, you might say.

But I don't even know what that means of course.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 15, 2016 01:15 AM (DW+jj)

438 You'd think that to show solidarity with HRC they'd wear Depends on their heads. No one besides Huma ever saw the safety pin.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 15, 2016 01:17 AM (rB/gm)

439 378 So, anyone else losing sleep over the 4th amendment and eminent domain? Restrictions on press freedom? I mean, aren't these things almost certain to start Jan. 20?
Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2016 12:10 AM (QDnY+)
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I'm losing sleep watching videos of lefty election-night breakdowns!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 15, 2016 01:18 AM (Nox3c)

440 This smells like GOPe and MSM sabotage in general, and specifically at Bannon, whom they want out.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 15, 2016 12:16 AM (DW+jj)

Smells like BS to me also. The GOPe would have to be dumber than I think they are -- which is pretty dumb to pull this in the even before the first 100 days. This is the play nice period although there are disagreements and positions and points to be "lobbied" for.BUT there is a big push by the Left, the MSM and whoever in the GOP to brand Bannon "alt right ". "Alt Right", will be scary word and place ...so tired of this BS.
Not crazy about Guiliani for SoS. But if it's Bolton that's going to be quite a culture shock to all those used to dealing with Jean Francoise Kerry.

Posted by: gracepc at November 15, 2016 01:20 AM (OU4q6)

441 You'd think that to show solidarity with HRC they'd wear used, full Depends on their heads. No one besides Huma ever saw the safety pin.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 15, 2016 01:17 AM (rB/gm)



Minor edit for accuracy.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2016 01:20 AM (v5iqM)

442 To the best of that friend of mine's knowledge, some dude hasn't done the actual deed (on camera, at least), but there's been some accessories used, you might say.

But I don't even know what that means of course.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 15, 2016 01:15 AM (DW+jj)

Clearly, the lady needs a publicist. You ought to put in a plug for her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 01:22 AM (bY0uH)

443 link in sig

Posted by: Joy - #FreeCooth at November 15, 2016 01:22 AM (CRotO)

444 Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2016 01:20 AM (v5iqM)

Heh.

Evenin, Jim.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 15, 2016 01:23 AM (rB/gm)

445 The meltdown of the left. There are many. Now, that's entertainment! Heads exploding are the best.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at November 15, 2016 01:23 AM (rb1zT)

446 Margarita, I trust you saw my artless sarcastic evocation of a departed commenter for what it was ..... but like you, I've been partaking of election histrionics via web clips.


Election night about 10PM PST was the first time I'd actually turned on the TV to a "news" station (at least national) in ...... 8 years? (perhaps except for some tsunami coverage in '11).


Nothing too dramatic there (though I was struck at just how, well, sort of stupid or unimpressive so many of the people on camera were - new faces .... I of course already knew the old ones).


One funny thing was watching John King, who doesn't come across as dim as most TV media types, chomping at the invisible bit his editors had placed in his mouth, as he reviewed WI PA and MI, and with increasing clarity each time pointed out that there simply weren't enough outstanding votes to change the outcome at that point.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2016 01:24 AM (QDnY+)

447 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 01:22 AM (bY0uH)
I saw how you slipped that in. You work with oil, don't you?

Posted by: Halfwise at November 15, 2016 01:26 AM (rB/gm)

448 I saw how you slipped that in. You work with oil, don't you?

Posted by: Halfwise at November 15, 2016 01:26 AM (rB/gm)

Well, I work with rocks, ground-up rocks, in the interest of the oil industry. Pedigreed kitty litter, it is.

(And, in fact, I have several pails of clean, dried drill cuttings in the garage I use for sopping up oil spills. Works great.)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 01:29 AM (bY0uH)

449 AOP that would not lube that plug worth shit.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 15, 2016 01:31 AM (rB/gm)

450 One funny thing was watching John King, who doesn't come across as dim as most TV media types, chomping at the invisible bit his editors had placed in his mouth, as he reviewed WI PA and MI, and with increasing clarity each time pointed out that there simply weren't enough outstanding votes to change the outcome at that point.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2016 01:24 AM (QDnY+)

I remember him saying, "I've been trying for 2 hours! I just can't find the votes!"

Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 15, 2016 01:31 AM (GzDYP)

451 All of u8s down at the Brattleboro Womens Reproductive Health Clinic do not like Trump because he is telling lied about our Presdent of Color and that really bothers all of us. Trump lied and persons of color have died !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at November 15, 2016 01:32 AM (Fbj4h)

452 The Department of State is the Augean Stable of Cabinet Agencies.

It's been full of commies, spies, traitors, socialists, globalists and every other form of anti-American vermin scum, easily since the 1930s, and some before.

The CIA's James Jesus Angleton wrote the definitive "Wilderness of Mirrors" about spies and double agents within The Agency.

His problems were child's play in comparison to the sewage pit which is State.

Congress is going to have to pass legislation authorizing the Secretary of State to clean house, regardless of Civil Service laws or any other form of governmental tenure.

Deep profiling, intense exams and employment-type personality tests, exhaustive web searches of everything that every State employee has ever posted, will be required to even make an initial sift of wheat from chaff.

Thereafter, employment screening will have to dig hard for PATRIOTISM, loyalty, knowledge of proper U.S. Civics, and a lifetime of pro-Americanism, with really, no exceptions allowed.

Necessary foreign born employees to be vetted per the above, and with tests at about 4x as hard as a U.S. Citizenship exam.

And then a never ending cycle of routine and random "checkups", from the janitor on up.

For years, State has been the incubation zone for the enemy within.

We should eliminate it as such a haven, evermore.

I'd put Bolton in as Secretary of State, and Rudy in as Attorney General, with entire divisions of prosecutors, dedicated to cleaning out State, the EPA, and every other agency, as neeed.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2016 01:34 AM (v5iqM)

453 AOP that would not lube that plug worth shit.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 15, 2016 01:31 AM (rB/gm)

I do have a jar of light, sweet crude. It's milky green in color, and smells like Coleman stove fuel. Has a lot of wax in it. But would be perfect for the intended use.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 01:34 AM (bY0uH)

454 Okay, I'm officially done with Gab. It's a cesspool of alt-right, Nazi (NOT "neo-") bull crap.

I get that Twitter is full of lib crap, but this is beyond the pale.

Posted by: ibguy at November 15, 2016 01:39 AM (vUcdz)

455 I do have a jar of light, sweet crude. It's milky green in color, and smells like Coleman stove fuel. Has a lot of wax in it. But would be perfect for the intended use.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 01:34 AM (bY0uH)



Wax On, Wax Off. Wax In, Wax Out?

You're ready, Grasshoppah, when you can grab this plug from her pussy. No, I mean, when you can snatch this plug from her ass. No, I mean when you can snatch a grab of her pussy.

Oh, hell, I give up.



Posted by: zombie Mr. Myogi at November 15, 2016 01:42 AM (v5iqM)

456 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 01:34 AM (bY0uH)

The human body's lower ring seal does a remarkable job of managing the containment and controlled release of toxic waste in 3 phases.

To each his own, I know, but it seems to me that it would be best just to leave it to operate within its design conditions.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 15, 2016 01:44 AM (rB/gm)

457 Okay, I'm officially done with Gab. It's a cesspool of alt-right, Nazi (NOT "neo-") bull crap.

I get that Twitter is full of lib crap, but this is beyond the pale.

Posted by: ibguy at November 15, 2016 01:39 AM (vUcdz)

Well, I am on neither Gab nor Twatter, but I gather that Gab was set up particularly as a contrast to the rampant censorship of Twatter. So one would expect the under-rock lurkers to let their freak flag fly. If you abandon the field, you are ceding it to the freaks. The real answer is for the thoughtful right to overwhelm the freaks in sheer volume.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 01:45 AM (bY0uH)

458 Triangle of Oppression

A professor of geology at Brooklyn College was almost fired without ever being told the reason why, let alone by whom. What for? Free speech and triangles, but mostly triangles.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12659

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 15, 2016 01:45 AM (vBeA5)

459 AOP, thank you for the pun. My little dirty mind is usually up to the task of coming up with the proper puns and double entendres to do the job, but it was shooting blanks tonight. The still raging priapism from Tuesday must still be clouding that little mind of mine.

And yes, I'd be more that happy to put in a plug for her, a diamond "Princess" one, which seems to be to her liking.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 15, 2016 01:46 AM (DW+jj)

460 went to turn a corner out here in The Valley today, with a couple of flojos being difficult about GTFO of the way...

they looked back, saw me, and started to go even slower, at which point in time i addressed them in gutter spanish...

they weren't thrilled, but that's nothing to when my reply to their blather was "President Trump Bitches! Get The Fuck Out!"

no one in hearing range was pleased, other than me, of course.

Posted by: redc1c4, flojo to the stars at November 15, 2016 01:47 AM (serBz)

461 Oh, hell, I give up.



Posted by: zombie Mr. Myogi at November 15, 2016 01:42 AM (v5iqM)

"Scratch your snatch with a stick?" > "Typical nasty weather, isn't it?"

Posted by: just the punchline at November 15, 2016 01:48 AM (bY0uH)

462 To each his own, I know, but it seems to me that it would be best just to leave it to operate within its design conditions.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 15, 2016 01:44 AM (rB/gm)

No need to implement stretch goals.
Butt I digress.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2016 01:51 AM (8iiMU)

463 The faces of the Red Guards arrested in Austin. Pretty much what you'd expect.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 15, 2016 01:51 AM (OBbux)

464 446---- I was struck at just how, well, sort of stupid or unimpressive so many of the people on camera were -

Posted by: rhomboid at November 15, 2016 01:24 AM (QDnY+)
-----------------------------
I was struck by the same thing --- not just the mediocrity, but the lack of seriousness.
I think the old-timers like Cronkite, Huntley & Brinkley, etc., were probably not much smarter but they could project an air of maturity and sobriety that was more convincing.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 15, 2016 01:52 AM (Nox3c)

465 457 AOP

Nope: I was just treated to a link to a film averring that Herr Hitler's was just misunderstood.

Fvck that.

Posted by: ibguy at November 15, 2016 01:52 AM (vUcdz)

466 Okay, I'm officially done with Gab. It's a cesspool of alt-right, Nazi (NOT "neo-") bull crap.

I get that Twitter is full of lib crap, but this is beyond the pale.
Posted by: ibguy


So you couldn't block commenters?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2016 01:52 AM (yGgAc)

467 More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12659

Posted by: The Political Hat at November 15, 2016 01:45 AM (vBeA5)


Haha! You know, Hat, when you get into mineralogy, triangular diagrams get used a lot. You might have a triangle with calcium, iron, and magnesium at the apices, and the various pyroxene minerals would fall in different domains withing the triangle. That sort of thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 01:53 AM (bY0uH)

468 Major scientific breakthrough:

http://www.ecowatch.com/noam-chomsky-trump-2093271018.html

Noam Chomsky: 'The Republican Party Has Become the Most Dangerous Organization in World History'

What scientific breakthrough does this article reveal, you ask?

They managed to bring back to life a corpse that had been dead for eight years -- and were even able to make it talk!

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2016 01:54 AM (jBuUi)

469 Danmit. Paste isn't working. Its on the keye site, however.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 15, 2016 01:54 AM (OBbux)

470 466 weft

Nope. I really ONT use it to pimp my blog, but I have NO interest in these "people" clicking through.

I'm out. And no, I do NOT wish them (Gab) good luck.

Posted by: ibguy at November 15, 2016 01:55 AM (vUcdz)

471 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2016 01:51 AM (8iiMU)

...and the other has a soul full of hope...

Not to be confused with Hope Solo.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 15, 2016 01:56 AM (rB/gm)

472 And I'll add: Their tech platform makes PixyWare look Starfleet level.

Posted by: ibguy at November 15, 2016 01:57 AM (vUcdz)

473 Nope. I really ONT use it to pimp my blog, but I have NO interest in these "people" clicking through.

I'm out. And no, I do NOT wish them (Gab) good luck.
Posted by: ibguy


Not my question.

I thought whole point of gab was a filter list; meaning that you could filter out the content you didn't want to see.

Did you filter out those things?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2016 01:57 AM (yGgAc)

474 470 moi

ONT = only

Although:

Posted by: ibguy at November 15, 2016 01:58 AM (vUcdz)

475 473 weft

I saw no way to do that.

And really, why would I bother? I really don't need Gab, and if I have to make an effort to avoid these cretins, well...

Posted by: ibguy at November 15, 2016 01:59 AM (vUcdz)

476 Oh, and

"Supermoon" = total stupid bull-hockey non-event

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2016 02:00 AM (jBuUi)

477 476 zombie

I know, right?

No cape, X-ray vision....

Posted by: ibguy at November 15, 2016 02:03 AM (vUcdz)

478 (___!___)



Just tryin' to help, y'know.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2016 02:03 AM (v5iqM)

479 Oh, and

"Supermoon" = total stupid bull-hockey non-event
Posted by: zombie


But, but what are Science History Majors to comment upon?????

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2016 02:03 AM (yGgAc)

480 478 Jim

Now THAT'S a super moon!

Posted by: ibguy at November 15, 2016 02:04 AM (vUcdz)

481 Damn. Pixy HTML ate my "supermoon" bit of humor to go with the:

(___!___)


Anyway.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2016 02:05 AM (v5iqM)

482 "Supermoon" = total stupid bull-hockey non-event

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2016 02:00 AM (jBuUi)

Yeah. It's brighter by some trivial amount that is less than the variation due to clarity of the atmosphere.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 02:05 AM (bY0uH)

483 And weft:

Sorry if I came off as angry at *you*: not intended at all.

Just disappointed in "what might have been."

Posted by: ibguy at November 15, 2016 02:05 AM (vUcdz)

484 Sorry if I came off as angry at *you*: not intended at all.

Just disappointed in "what might have been."
Posted by: ibguy


No need to apo, amigo. it's a big tent.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 15, 2016 02:08 AM (yGgAc)

485 182 Is it me or does the supermoon tonight look... the same as it always does?
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary


You are 100% correct: There is no such thing as a "supermoon." It's a bullshit term made up by a freakin' ASTROLOGER (not an astronomer, but an astrologer) to make his astrology columns sound more jazzy and impressive. And then the term "caught on" among social media cretins. There is absolutely nothing unusual or impressive about it. The amount bigger a "super" moon appears as compared to a "normal" full moon ranges from 1% to maximum 7% (as tonight) -- but since you can't remember how "big" last month's full moon looked, there's no way to visually compare a supermoon to a non-supermoon, so to the average person they look exactly like any normal moon. And even if you COULD compare moon sizes month to month, the difference is BARELY perceptible to the human eye.

Its real name is a "perigean moon" -- when the moon wobbles a few miles closer to earth in its standard elliptical orbit. Which it does like clockwork every couple months.

The whole thing is just an example of Internet rumors and fake-ass headlines leading to mass hysteria over something completely irrelevant and borderline non-existent. "The madness of crowds" in a nutshell. And the the pro photographers prey on the gullible by trotting out their immense telephoto lenses for the evening and take some standard "make the moon look huge through foreshortening" shots, and everyone falls for it.

God, people make me so sad sometimes.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2016 02:10 AM (jBuUi)

486 485. Zombie - if you can't beat 'em, exploit 'em.

Then beat them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 15, 2016 02:13 AM (OBbux)

487 482 "Supermoon" = total stupid bull-hockey non-event

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2016 02:00 AM (jBuUi)

Yeah. It's brighter by some trivial amount that is less than the variation due to clarity of the atmosphere.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Bingo.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2016 02:13 AM (jBuUi)

488 Bingo.

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2016 02:13 AM (jBuUi)

Now if you really want to see a super Moon, don't be looking at the sky.

Posted by: Hope Solo at November 15, 2016 02:17 AM (bY0uH)

489 2) Anybody have a link that shows a popular vote total they trust?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2016 01:09 AM (8iiMU)

++++

The Green Papers is comprehensive. I have no reason to distrust them, but I don't know them well enough to vouch for them either.

http://www.thegreenpapers.com/G16/PresidentVote
ByParty.phtml

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 15, 2016 02:32 AM (R+30W)

490 Just disappointed in "what might have been."

Posted by: ibguy at November 15, 2016 02:05 AM (vUcdz)

++++

How would that work, though? Who is going to decide who the bad people are and take the steps to keep them out? Once you go down that road, you might as well call yourself Twitter.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 15, 2016 02:34 AM (R+30W)

491 Remember that nonsense about Mars was going to be brighter than the Moon. Mars was going to at closest approach and due the various long term orbital cycles, that closest approach was going to be closer than it had been in a long time.

And the media idiots were soon saying Mars was going to be brighter than the Moon.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 15, 2016 02:40 AM (DW+jj)

492 But, but... It's the Beaver Moon!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 15, 2016 02:44 AM (kP16F)

493 How would that work, though? Who is going to decide who the bad people are and take the steps to keep them out? Once you go down that road, you might as well call yourself Twitter.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 15, 2016 02:34 AM (R+30W)

Either you have freedom of speech, or you don't. If you choose "don't", then the only question is who does the censoring.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 02:46 AM (bY0uH)

494 But, but... It's the Beaver Moon!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 15, 2016 02:44 AM (kP16F)

Now you done it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmvL6b5G6k

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 02:48 AM (bY0uH)

495 415 Okay,
I'm home now.
I will be eternally thankful to everyone who donates for Carl's funeral expenses.
He will be picked up by the funeral home in the morning.
I will keep the 'Horde informed as to dates.
https://www.generosity.com/fundraisers/joy-and-pain/dashboard#/manage
Posted by: Joy - #FreeCooth at November 15, 2016 12:53 AM (CRotO)

Thanks for posting about this. I was hoping you had set up something like a GoFundMe page so that we could donate.

I'm sorry for your loss and will continue to pray for you and your family.

Posted by: sinalco at November 15, 2016 02:57 AM (yODqO)

496 "Supermoon" = total stupid bull-hockey non-event

Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2016 02:00 AM (jBuUi)

Yeah. It's brighter by some trivial amount that is less than the variation due to clarity of the atmosphere.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Bingo.
Posted by: zombie at November 15, 2016 02:13 AM (jBuUi)

Clearly you are not speaking of MY moon, are ya?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 15, 2016 02:59 AM (cm1Bl)

497 Cassandra is obviously smokin' hot but you have to read the comments at the link. Some people have to bring the hate!

Posted by: Guy Who Knows His Women at November 15, 2016 03:00 AM (zTikR)

498 >>>It's hard to whisper sweet nothings in your lover's ear when you bite the damn thing off.

Holyfield ith not my lover. Heth jutht a girl who thinks that I am the one.

Posted by: Mike Tyson at November 15, 2016 03:15 AM (dtWKK)

499 >>>Do you remember one of the most famous opening lines in literature, "Call me Ishmael"?-note quote repaired.


Thanks for the correction. Most people think it is "Call me, Ishmael".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 15, 2016 03:20 AM (dtWKK)

500 http://www.thegreenpapers.com/G16/PresidentVoteBy
Party.phtml



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 15, 2016 02:32 AM (R+30W)

Thx. And I learned from that site that the FAB's middle name is Diane.
Add to that info about that Granger chick, Hope Solo, Cassandra, and AOP's milky green sweet crude, and the ONT tonight is a veritable cornucopia of grabbed pussy!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 15, 2016 03:21 AM (8iiMU)

501 Some people have to bring the hate.

* * * * * * *

"Hate" is now the annoying catch-all term for anyone who disagrees with a position. The comments section of the Cassandra story isn't hate, it's typical lib/prog feminist stupidity claiming piousness re: "sustainability", "exploited animals," "ecological awareness," blah blah blah. Plus she's attractive and those hairy man-face femm's can't have Cassandra getting good press.

Posted by: MSTisdale at November 15, 2016 03:26 AM (g9d8D)

502 Well, it's late here, time for me to hit the sack. night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2016 03:36 AM (bY0uH)

503 Have you heard of "Operation Pacifier"? The F.B.I.and the world of kiddie porn.

The FBI has a controversial new method of fighting child pornography: distributing child pornography.


So if you legally want to enjoy kiddie porn, work for the F.B.I. Will probably be a rip-roaring success, like Fast and Furious.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 15, 2016 03:36 AM (dtWKK)

504 Posted by: MSTisdale at November 15, 2016 03:26 AM (g9d8D)

Hate is also given an undeserved negative rap. It's an emotion that has a proper time and place. There are things that should be hated, that should be held as so intolerable that no reasonable person would countenance their existence or continuation.

Tolerating the intolerable is madness.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 15, 2016 03:39 AM (J+mig)

505 I am amused. None of you who posted had the slightest bit to do with that. Just something I thought of.

You need to do much better.

Posted by: somejoe at November 15, 2016 03:49 AM (iKLlo)

506 >>>Thx. And I learned from that site that the FAB's middle name is Diane.

Holy cow. 2 middle names. But it's appropriate. Diane is the goddess of lesbian wiccans.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 15, 2016 03:54 AM (dtWKK)

507 Anyone check out the skin headed, conservative of conscience on CNN?

Wow...a

That moron is trafficking big time in Don Lemon. Awesome to watch the masks drop. Love it!

Posted by: Drider at November 15, 2016 03:54 AM (6Xbsz)

508 I am amused. None of you who posted had the slightest bit to do with that. Just something I thought of.

You need to do much better.

Posted by: somejoe


I know, right? These people need to bring their A game.

Posted by: Queen Victoria at November 15, 2016 03:57 AM (dtWKK)

509 Finally going back to University today, if I see some butt hurt it will make my day.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 15, 2016 04:00 AM (GH68B)

510 509
Finally going back to University today, if I see some butt hurt it will make my day.

Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 15, 2016 04:00 AM (GH68B)


Just the level of schadenfreude I've gotten from seeing all of the snowflakes melting down made voting Trump worthwhile. Anything else, at this point, is just a bonus.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 15, 2016 04:02 AM (J+mig)

511 >>>The Left eats Left. Giggles ensue.

I assure you, Hillary is the only one giggling. It's hard to giggle with one's mouth full.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at November 15, 2016 04:03 AM (dtWKK)

512 I agree, Joe.

https://youtu.be/gkMqW1h-8zw

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2016 04:07 AM (VdICR)

513 Oh course, I have probably laughed more this week than any other. The evergreen schadenfreude hasn't quite let up yet. Like the French, I laugh at other's pain.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 15, 2016 04:10 AM (VdICR)

514 The human body's lower ring seal does a remarkable job of managing the containment and controlled release of toxic waste in 3 phases.

I've gotten it down to one phase.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 15, 2016 04:16 AM (dtWKK)

515 Iowahawk's take on Gwen Ifill;

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/10/ifill-ethics-co.html

It is the way I will always remember her.

Posted by: Algore at November 15, 2016 04:17 AM (LbXNI)

516 Wait, what?


Disdain is a new thing and only the cartoon network controls it?

It is a shame, because they fail, just like in funneh.

Posted by: somejoe at November 15, 2016 04:29 AM (iKLlo)

517 Algore - liked that

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 15, 2016 04:37 AM (GH68B)

518 Starbucks should just go back to styrofoam cups.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 15, 2016 04:44 AM (dtWKK)

519 Message for teej, from tablet. Sorry for cluttering it up. No email. On the road with pig at 4. Will call from MO border.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 15, 2016 04:45 AM (g/2WM)

520 Hillary, Starbucks is opening a new chain of Elite Starbucks for you. Will enjoy not going to them as well.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 15, 2016 04:59 AM (GH68B)

521 Note that a "recess appointment" by the Choom would be virtually worthless at this time. A recess appointment would last only until Jan 20th.


On the FBI and porn I have long stated every time some stupid lib talks about child porn on the internet, usually everytime they want the power to "censor" the internet, I have said the only child porn services you will find on the Internet are those operated by the government to trap people. I can't see how the would ever get a conviction on those because they are obvious entrapment.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 15, 2016 05:01 AM (mpXpK)

522 Over the weekend saw the EPA is working overtime trying to clog the system with regulations in these last 68 or so days.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 15, 2016 05:04 AM (GH68B)

523 Also, a recess appointment may be blocked by "not going into recess". The Republicans used that to block Choom from further packing the NLRB until B. McKoonhead made a "deal".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 15, 2016 05:08 AM (mpXpK)

524 Did get a good look at the super moon yesterday from foof of a 3 story building just as it was a couple of inches (sight line) from the horizon, shame I didn't have a camera.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 15, 2016 05:09 AM (GH68B)

525 Well have to get lunch together. Hope everyone has a great day.

Posted by: Skip-hoping Trump at least does random conservative acts at November 15, 2016 05:11 AM (GH68B)

526 There are few sounds that I love more than train horns floating through the night. It's kind of mournful, but comforting. It's a reminder that you aren't alone in the darkness.

Posted by: Gem at November 15, 2016 05:19 AM (uaHyk)

527 Listening to a train horn off east right now as it goes south .... always loved it, too .

G'mornin', Horde !

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 15, 2016 05:27 AM (VmIEt)

528 521 Note that a "recess appointment" by the Choom would be virtually
worthless at this time. A recess appointment would last only until Jan
20th.


Posted by: Vic

Not true, according to this American Thinker piece:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zbbmx8l

Here's the executive summary part of the article:

Article II, Section 2 of the Constitution reads:

The President shall have Power to fill up all Vacancies that may happen during the Recess of the Senate, by granting Commissions which shall expire at the End of their next Session.

In fact, President George W. Bush appointed William H. Pryor a circuit court judge during a Senate recess on February 20, 2004, and the appointment lasted past the November 2004 election until the end of 2006.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2016 05:29 AM (b/kAv)

529 I just dreamed that we all lived our first week of smug, self-congratulatory "SHE DID IT!" sliminess. lena dumbham and her cohorts danced and sang in joy. The MSM lectured and hectored about the bullet we'd dodged by rejecting the most hateful candidate in history. All the same disgusting, self-righteous suspects waxed lyrical about the essential goodness of the half of the country who had elected a woman (this time, instead of the shibboleths about electing a black man).

Then I woke up and the world was good again.

Posted by: docweasel at November 15, 2016 05:29 AM (czmJ5)

530 Gotcha creep.
You know, I never did ask if she's talkj by eastern or central time.

Posted by: teej at November 15, 2016 05:32 AM (QJIMk)

531 524 Did get a good look at the super moon

Me too. Said meh, looks like a full moon.
Just not seeing it.

Posted by: somejoe at November 15, 2016 05:34 AM (iKLlo)

532 The Turtle can of course prevent this appointment by not letting the Senate go into recess for 10 days or more, which was also recently confirmed in a SC ruling after TFG 'declared' the Senate in recess so he could make NLRB appointments.

The SC ruled that only the Senate gets to decide what is a recess, and the appointments were annulled.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 15, 2016 05:37 AM (b/kAv)

533 Mornin' All

526 There are few sounds that I love more than train horns floating through the night. It's kind of mournful, but comforting. It's a reminder that you aren't alone in the darkness.

I'm fortunate to live just the right distance from the freight tracks. Not too loud, not too soft but just right. The horns and the chugga-chugs reach me at a low volume, while the wheels screeching on the rails do not. It's especially great in the winter.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2016 05:42 AM (WlGX+)

534 talkj by ?
Talking.
Well, at least you know it was really me and not some imposter.

Posted by: teej at November 15, 2016 05:42 AM (QJIMk)

535 ->> few sounds that I love more than train horns floating through the night. It's kind of mournful, but comforting.

rumblerumbleRUMBLE....
BaWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWHHHHH
clackclackclackclackclackclackclackclack...,.

Not when it happens sometime between 1:30 and 4:30am every morning for everyone living within 1/4 mile of the tracks, in small towns across the USA.

Carrying 125 cars of hazardous substance loaded freight through your nieghborhood.

Pro tip. Check where the tracks are before buying that next house.
There just may be a reason why it's so cheap.

OTHERWISE, ya, it's a romantically haunting, mournful sound.

Best heard from a distance. About 4 or 5 miles or so

Posted by: Oh, Fvck THAT Noise #!!# at November 15, 2016 05:44 AM (Pby3z)

536 Well I hear that train a comin'
It's rollin' 'round the bend

Posted by: teej at November 15, 2016 05:46 AM (QJIMk)

537 Vic,if your here? Dave Brat says the vote for Speaker will be today. He has a piece at Breitbart about it.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 15, 2016 05:46 AM (Xpw10)

538 Just noticed something on the military manual.

In my time it was called Survival, Escape and Evasion.

Posted by: teej at November 15, 2016 05:50 AM (QJIMk)

539 whistles badly and off key...

This almost seems like one of those awkward transitional thread periods.

Maybe someone could post a song or something to get us by...

Posted by: somejoe at November 15, 2016 05:51 AM (iKLlo)

540 CNN reporter says the FAB was physically violent towards Mook and Podesta and in a "psychotic drunken rage" about midnight on election night. Reported it but CNN editors killed it, banning all Hillary-in-the-bunker stories.

Shadenboners, reactivate!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2016 05:51 AM (WlGX+)

541 Train, train
Take me on out of this town
Well that woman I'm in love with
Lord, she's Memphis bound

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2016 05:53 AM (WlGX+)

542 On the road with pig at 4. Will call from MO border.
Posted by: creeper,

Hey, I'll put up with a lot, and don't ask for much, but I really hope there's breakfast sometime soon.

Plz. Plz. Plz.

oink.

Posted by: The Polite Travelling Pig at November 15, 2016 05:54 AM (Pby3z)

543 Are we there yet?

Posted by: The Polite Travelling Pig at November 15, 2016 05:58 AM (Pby3z)

544 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at November 15, 2016 05:53 AM (WlGX+)

An effort, but less than a solid effort.

I think I recognize that band , but a link to some example would be helpful.

Posted by: somejoe at November 15, 2016 06:01 AM (iKLlo)

545 Have I made it through another Monday? I'm not sure. I have a GIANT floater in my right eye that renders me, in my estimation, functionally blind. I went to my optometrist today, a guy who has an IMDb listing, a guy who has called me his "science experiment" because it was his joy to give me perfect vision, I who have a -15 diopter correction with astigmatism.

Today he told me to deal with my floater, as it's an artifact of aging.

I am only 57.

I can't see to drive.

I only this month have seen my way clear to be able to afford an awesomely driveable car.

The irony. It kinda stings around my eyes a bit.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at November 15, 2016 06:02 AM (0MKRD)

546 Remember insane. " Kay in Maine " who used to troll here? Super crazy prog. She's a real person, and she is on twitter. Right now she is going after the DNC and Rachel Maddow about no getting rid of all The Clintonistas and going even more hard left. This is where they are going. It's hilarious

Posted by: ThunderB at November 15, 2016 06:03 AM (EWnpL)

547 Heh, a pig hoping it's breakfast time soon.
Was anyone else's first thought the same as mine?

Posted by: teej at November 15, 2016 06:03 AM (QJIMk)

548 The irony. It kinda stings around my eyes a bit.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis

Too bad. Similar thing for me. I got the lasik done on just one eye, and kept my left eye undone for reading and such. About 5 years later I get a floater in my left eye.
Makes it difficult to read, especially in low light.

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2016 06:05 AM (8ikIW)

549 youtube.com/watch?v=9f_QySKfsgI

Posted by: Orange Blossum Special at November 15, 2016 06:05 AM (Pby3z)

550 Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the train tracks.

Nope. Doesn't work.

Posted by: John Fogerty at November 15, 2016 06:06 AM (dtWKK)

551 somejoe, try searching Paul Butterfield The Last Waltz on utube.
I think that's a version of it.

And/or, since creeper is on the road, True North Dashboard Believer for something you've never heard.

Posted by: teej at November 15, 2016 06:07 AM (QJIMk)

552 540 CNN reporter says the FAB was physically violent towards Mook and Podesta and in a "psychotic drunken rage" about midnight on election night. Reported it but CNN editors killed it, banning all Hillary-in-the-bunker stories.
_______________________

My fav part is still the reports of Hillary interviewing candidates for cabinet positions a couple of months ago, so sure was her team of her victory. Can't start your transition too early, especially when you're a shoo-in to win!

Bwahahahaha.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 15, 2016 06:08 AM (rgZEV)

553 It was Orange Blossom Special?
Man did I have that one wrong.

Posted by: teej at November 15, 2016 06:10 AM (QJIMk)

554 Good news I guess. My sister quit the full nutter Trump is the debil stuff. Now she is back to her normal stuff on how we must all love one another and nobody should hate anybody and....

I'm still getting a food taster for Thanksgiving

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2016 06:13 AM (8ikIW)

555 Don't be sad, Hillary. You still have me.

Posted by: The Fly at November 15, 2016 06:14 AM (dtWKK)

556 I'm thinking Facebook needs to give users the option to Diaper Pin their profile photo. For justice, solidarity and peace. And giggles too.

Posted by: Ripley at November 15, 2016 06:15 AM (1BQGO)

557 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 15, 2016 06:16 AM (u82oZ)

558 It was glorious watching the bald schmuck. The Egg McMuffin guy, latch on to the teat of Don Lemon who were fully triggered in their feeble attempt to tear down 10 year vet, Mr. Bannon.

If that wasn't enough joy for one day. And it wasn't. There was this pic that triggered me. It triggered a smile on my face that I cannot remove.

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/11/14
/monday-funny-insta-trigger/

For those afraid to click it. It is a picture of Trumps plane with a sticker on the engine that says "My other plane is Air Force One".
God, today is going to be a great day!

Posted by: Drider at November 15, 2016 06:16 AM (6Xbsz)

559 Teej, how did your lunch go?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 15, 2016 06:17 AM (u82oZ)

560 Bruce, I guess my morning thank you to God should be that there are no lefties in my immediate family.
Of course, since you can choose who you'll have as a friend...

Posted by: teej at November 15, 2016 06:18 AM (QJIMk)

561 There are few sounds that I love more than train horns floating through the night. It's kind of mournful, but comforting. It's a reminder that you aren't alone in the darkness.

Posted by: Gem at November 15, 2016 05:19 AM (uaHyk)

Its also a reminder to get off the tracks.

Posted by: JT at November 15, 2016 06:20 AM (3xHr9)

562 I saw that article and I didn't see that they were voting for SOH today. I see it is there kind of obscure under the picture.


I don't see how it is legal to vote for SOH with House members who will be in that House makeup to not in attendance. But I am sure RINO Ryan does not give a shit.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 15, 2016 06:21 AM (mpXpK)

563 It's today NaCly.
And creeper has a long drive today folks so for those so inclined some protection prayers would be appropriate.

Posted by: teej at November 15, 2016 06:21 AM (QJIMk)

564 Bruce, I guess my morning thank you to God should be that there are no lefties in my immediate family.

Of course, since you can choose who you'll have as a friend...

Posted by: teej

It was strange. She was pretty much non-political and never really mentioned of FB'd any political stuff. About 4 weeks before the election she went full on for Shillary and how Trump said pu$$y. After the election she went off the rails on FB about Trump, but of course it's all reposts from other nutters.
Yesterday she goes back to the usual.

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2016 06:22 AM (8ikIW)

565 Q: In the white room, with black curtains, in the station:

A: What is the losing player of clue.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkae0-TgrRU

Posted by: somejoe at November 15, 2016 06:23 AM (iKLlo)

566 Teej, got it.

Well, safe travels for all. It's the riskiest part of the day for everyone who is not in range of Hillary's throwing arm and a lamp.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 15, 2016 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

567 What is the losing player of clue.



LOL

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2016 06:24 AM (8ikIW)

568 One thing that did keep me sane through the election process, was Nomorobo blocked everyone of the "vote for me" calls.

Plus it blocks about all of the other "sales" calls

Posted by: Bruce at November 15, 2016 06:26 AM (8ikIW)

569 > And creeper has a long drive today folks so for those so inclined some protection prayers would be appropriate.
Posted by: teej

Yes, safe travelling for creeper!

Posted by: The Polite Travelling Pig at November 15, 2016 06:26 AM (Pby3z)

570 Pssssst...hey, did you hear how anti-Semite Steve Bannon is funding Hezb'allah and helping Iran point missiles at Israel? oh...wait...that's Obama?

Nevermind.

Posted by: The Democrap Smear Machine at November 15, 2016 06:27 AM (Ndje9)

571 You know, if I was to start one finger typing out some lyrics I'd be willing to get we'd get the morning thread while I was in the process.

Posted by: teej at November 15, 2016 06:29 AM (QJIMk)

572 Ain't no sunshine when she gone
It's not warm when she's away
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
She's always gone too long
Anytime she goes away

Posted by: Huma at November 15, 2016 06:30 AM (dtWKK)

573 546
Remember insane. " Kay in Maine " who used to troll here? Super crazy
prog. She's a real person, and she is on twitter. Right now she is
going after the DNC and Rachel Maddow about no getting rid of all The
Clintonistas and going even more hard left. This is where they are
going. It's hilarious

Posted by: ThunderB at November 15, 2016 06:03 AM (EWnpL)


That's just fine with me. They'll make themselves a party that doesn't speak for more than 15% of the country, and a new mainstream party will come along to replace them.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 15, 2016 06:30 AM (J+mig)

574 JJ up

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 15, 2016 06:30 AM (mpXpK)

575 Hey, don't anyone tell creeper, but there's a bunch of ladybugs in here too.

Posted by: The Polite Travelling Pig at November 15, 2016 06:31 AM (Pby3z)

576 The review says Nancy Mitford was a "Churchillian patriot". That was for the duration, only; she was a leftie Labourite. Waugh said of her that, having voted for Atlee, and thus did her all to make England uninhabitable, she departed and lived in France. Also, IIRC, she was one of those he ended letters to with "Fuck You, Evelyn".

The older I get, the more Waugh is the one writer who most speaks for me.

Posted by: George LeS at November 15, 2016 06:33 AM (+TcCF)

577 Hillary is not a happy person. That's why she drinks. She is an angry person, most people can see it and that's why they don't like her.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at November 15, 2016 06:37 AM (rb1zT)

578 But house arrest with continuous sound loops of Ann Murray, Celine Dione, Justin Bieber and K.D. Lang seems appropriate.

Anne. It's Anne Murray. With an e. Unlike Mary Ann of Horde adoration.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 15, 2016 09:19 AM (DMUuz)

579 Great call on the musical interlude. I have been shocking fish everyday for five weeks and am friggin' shock happy and exhausted. I needed a little blast from the past. Thank you.
From,
A very tired biologist who is enjoying a very cold beer right now!

Posted by: FishheadJeff at November 15, 2016 07:06 PM (LXqIQ)

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