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Saturday Night Provisional ONT [Weirddave]
CDR M has an ONT in the queue, but he hasn't posted it yet. Here's a provisional one until he is able to get the ONT up.
Provisional ONT brought to you by left wingers arguing with their intellectual superiors:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)'Merica!
Many-Time Poster, Long-Time 'Firster'...
'Sup?
...I'll take my answer off the air.
*click*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 10:55 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 12, 2016 10:56 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 12, 2016 10:57 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Emmie at November 12, 2016 10:57 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Halfwise at November 12, 2016 10:57 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 12, 2016 10:57 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 12, 2016 10:58 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 12, 2016 10:58 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: JacktheBlade at November 12, 2016 10:58 PM (DZtRe)
Posted by: joe at November 12, 2016 10:58 PM (dRWGW)
Gee lady, you look like Wilberrrrrrrr.
Posted by: TheSev at November 12, 2016 10:58 PM (Av8i6)
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 10:58 PM (bMG0w)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyNb-kSpLUA&feature=youtu.be
^^^^
Watch this. Celebration the moment race called tor TRUMP at bar in NYC. Its F'ing awesome.
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 12, 2016 10:58 PM (Uy6ri)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 12, 2016 10:58 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Browndog at November 12, 2016 10:58 PM (ccfl2)
BTW, remember that "fixer" guy on Hannity?
He may not have been full of it.
I met with someone tonight who has knowledge of the fact women WERE snuck into the WH for Hillary. :O
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 12, 2016 10:58 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 12, 2016 10:59 PM (Enq6K)
Wow. And if the employer of that gal sees that picture, I hope she's fired first thing.
Posted by: Blake at November 12, 2016 10:59 PM (WEBkv)
Liberal film-maker Michael Moore made it to the fourth floor of Manhattan’s Trump Tower in his bid to confront President-elect Trump and call on him to step down, before he was stopped by Secret Service guards.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2016 10:59 PM (IqV8l)
How about we call the rule espoused by the author as the Platinum rule?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 12, 2016 10:59 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 12, 2016 11:00 PM (CNHr1)
Shitheads.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 12, 2016 11:00 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: IC at November 12, 2016 11:00 PM (gcme+)
WELFARE RECIPIENTS ARE EXEMPTED.
Yep, free bags for the freeloaders. Found out from nice lady at Wal Mart check out. P.S. I will not buy the bags. ever.
Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2016 11:01 PM (U62Eh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 12, 2016 11:01 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Sixkiller at November 12, 2016 11:02 PM (mFA3Z)
^^^^
Watch this. Celebration the moment race called tor TRUMP at bar in NYC. Its F'ing awesome.
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 12, 2016 10:58 PM (Uy6ri)
What's Proudboys?
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 12, 2016 11:02 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Beth M at November 12, 2016 11:02 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Serious Cat
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Heh. I'm so confused, shouldn't they be, like, weeping?
/sarc
Posted by: Gloaty McGloatface at November 12, 2016 11:02 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at November 12, 2016 11:03 PM (UsxQv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 12, 2016 11:03 PM (0F67M)
I remember ppl concerned that the horse had gotten injured (but he was ok)
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 12, 2016 11:03 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: Catwrangler at November 12, 2016 11:03 PM (qlpyb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 11:03 PM (tOcW/)
It's so the whiny bitches can keep their feminyn protection in place. Lol!
Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 12, 2016 11:04 PM (044Fx)
For groceries a sturdy laundry basket works very well and is much easier to clean than a cloth bag. I learned that from a lady with a German accent while shopping at Aldi.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 12, 2016 11:04 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: John Kerry at November 12, 2016 11:04 PM (cl6CE)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2016 11:04 PM (JmjOe)
Sidney Blumenthal: 'Right-Wing' FBI Agents Took Down Hillary In A 'Coup D'Etat'
http://dailycaller.com/2016/11/11/sidney-blumenthal-right-
wing-fbi-agents-took-down-hillary-in-a-coup-detat-video/
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 12, 2016 11:04 PM (R+30W)
Liberal film-maker Michael Moore made it to the fourth floor of Manhattans Trump Tower in his bid to confront President-elect Trump
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
That wheezing tub of lard made it up three flights of stairs? I am surprised --- or did he use an escalator/elevator?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 12, 2016 11:04 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 11:05 PM (bMG0w)
The last few days have been very instructive for my bride and my son.
No longer do they think I'm a "tinfoil hat" old man. What has been seen can never be unseen.
Thank the Lord...
Posted by: Browndog at November 12, 2016 11:05 PM (ccfl2)
Are they .. er .. attaching their kotex to .. er .. themselves?
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 12, 2016 11:05 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 12, 2016 11:05 PM (0F67M)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyNb-kSpLUA&feature=youtu.be
^^^^
Watch this. Celebration the moment race called tor TRUMP at bar in NYC. Its F'ing awesome.
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 12, 2016 10:58 PM (Uy6ri)
My schadenboner has been replaced by a good old-fashioned happy boner. Wish I had been there.
Posted by: josephistan at November 12, 2016 11:05 PM (7qAYi)
California legislature passed a joint resolution declaring their opposition to the political stance of President-Elect Donald J. Trump.
If Trump wants to arm United States military recruiters then I guess there will be war.
Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2016 11:06 PM (lsUxz)
I saw a comment at another blog that the anti-Brexiters were the ones who started wearing them to show solidarity with each other.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 12, 2016 11:06 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 12, 2016 11:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 12, 2016 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 12, 2016 11:06 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 12, 2016 11:06 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 12, 2016 11:06 PM (+xd2t)
Posted by: Emmie at November 12, 2016 11:06 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 12, 2016 11:02 PM (Enq6K)
A libertarian magazine.
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 12, 2016 11:06 PM (Uy6ri)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 11:07 PM (tOcW/)
Posted by: The Left at November 12, 2016 11:07 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: elprez at November 12, 2016 11:07 PM (+fXys)
Where's TFG or HRC to tell them to grow up and go home?
Posted by: Halfwise at November 12, 2016 11:07 PM (rB/gm)
Bet it was a freight elevator.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 12, 2016 11:07 PM (IcT7t)
Some things never chance
http://realclimatescience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/2016-11-12-19-48-17.png
Posted by: Older N. Wiser at November 12, 2016 11:07 PM (uk240)
Posted by: Beth M at November 12, 2016 11:07 PM (kiy9d)
I'm not much of a horse psychologist. I've had a few things HorseWo ManSplained to me. We have some pretty canny horse trainers on here, so maybe they will fill us in how this Crowd Control assignment works out for the animal. The big one.
War horses, like knights rode, were just plain mean. You didn't get near them. They would fight on their own, and the fallen riders liked it like that. Now, police horses are used as often for PR opps as for pushing people. So they have to be gentle and friendly, or, just a little bit pushy, as the circumstance requires. I wonder how well they understand the difference, and how much it bothers them. It's a line of "thinking" that can drive a dog nuts. Maybe longhorns would be the way to go.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 12, 2016 11:08 PM (H5rtT)
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Most of these people have mittens pinned to their jackets year round.
Posted by: josephistan at November 12, 2016 11:08 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 12, 2016 11:08 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
how would you clean a laundry basket?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2016 11:08 PM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 12, 2016 11:06 PM (CNHr1)
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Well......all the bitchy whiners are wearing them
Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2016 11:08 PM (JmjOe)
Probably not, Grump.
Sure wish I could stuff a coupla pads down their scrawny throats, though. Idiots.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 12, 2016 11:09 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000
Funny you should say that, because I've watched this video: https://youtu.be/tptxW_ilRWc about a dozen times since Wednesday morning.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 12, 2016 11:09 PM (cl6CE)
Posted by: wooga at November 12, 2016 11:09 PM (n5VsB)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 11:10 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2016 11:10 PM (lsUxz)
A libertarian magazine.
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 12, 2016 11:06 PM (Uy6ri)
Ah ok. Thanks.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 12, 2016 11:10 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2016 11:10 PM (IqV8l)
They are experiencing massive cognitive dissonance and this is the result.
It's also hysterical that it's all happening in blue cities.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 12, 2016 11:10 PM (+lv+r)
Just wipe it out with soap and water. You can wash the fabric bags in the washer, but a lot of them seem to be poor quality and fall apart quickly if you do.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 12, 2016 11:11 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2016 11:11 PM (2RVmA)
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The first few floors at Trump Tower are in an open atrium - all escalators. The general public isn't allowed on the elevators. I think the fourth floor is where the bar is.
Posted by: josephistan at November 12, 2016 11:11 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Webb Hubbel at November 12, 2016 11:11 PM (jkkMG)
If true, people should be shot.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at November 12, 2016 11:11 PM (UsxQv)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 12, 2016 11:06 PM (0mRoj)
Actually that is a horse's ass of a different choler.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2016 11:11 PM (OkenW)
Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2016 11:12 PM (lsUxz)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
There are many possible outcomes, with two weeks left in the regular season.
Right now, Michigan is struggling to beat Iowa. If Iowa wins, and then Ohio State beats Michigan in two weeks, Penn State is the Eastern Division champion, and probably plays Wisconsin in the Big Ten Championship game, since Penn State beat Ohio State head-to-head.
If Michigan does win tonight, and then loses to Ohio State in two weeks, then Ohio State wins the Eastern Division (it goes to the fifth tie-breaker or something like that), and probably plays Wisconsin (whom they beat on Wisconsin's home field a few weeks ago).
If Michigan wins tonight and beats Ohio State, then they go to the championship game against...Wisconsin, whom they barely beat on Michigan's home field in September.
And Ohio State still has to beat Michigan St next week in East Lansing, where they have lost before when they had the better team.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 12, 2016 11:12 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 12, 2016 11:13 PM (+lv+r)
Mil spec death glare.
Photo of the decade right there.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 12, 2016 11:13 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2016 11:13 PM (lsUxz)
Posted by: josephistan at November 12, 2016 11:13 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: scrood at November 12, 2016 11:13 PM (jYnlS)
Posted by: wooga at November 12, 2016 11:14 PM (n5VsB)
Of course, you remember all the Right folks rioting when Obama won twice, right?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 12, 2016 11:14 PM (8mIih)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Irredeemably Deplorable at November 12, 2016 11:14 PM (+wjl1)
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Disposable diapers are not eco-friendly so these babies use old-fashioned cloth ones with safety pins?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2016 11:14 PM (Nox3c)
Previewed and decided that that might be taken in a different way than I intended.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 12, 2016 11:15 PM (Ga9pP)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 12, 2016 11:15 PM (044Fx)
I'm sure he has no idea that dissembling for infidels is part of their schtick.
Can I use the word "schtick" with relation to Muslims? Is that kosher?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 11:15 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 12, 2016 11:15 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 12, 2016 11:15 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2016 11:10 PM (IqV8l)
**************
If those diapers aren't washable, we're gonna do something about that too.
Posted by: Your Commiefornia Betters at November 12, 2016 11:16 PM (lsUxz)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 12, 2016 11:04 PM (GDulk)
In Germany people use mesh/net/string bags. They roll up very small, and last forever. I bought one in Berlin, in an Aldi.
Posted by: Buckshot at November 12, 2016 11:16 PM (L7t0A)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 12, 2016 11:16 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Carol at November 12, 2016 11:16 PM (sj3Ax)
If something can be taken as sexual innuendo by the Horde, then it will be.
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 12, 2016 11:16 PM (bZ7mE)
Previewed and decided that that might be taken in a different way than I intended.
Posted by: Weirddave
It's been up since Tuesday night.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2016 11:16 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Commiefornia Betters at November 12, 2016 11:16 PM (lsUxz)
I especially loved the one of her (obviously) screaming at TFG at that same event. Heh.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 12, 2016 11:17 PM (044Fx)
Please spread the intel that Trump plans on deporting ALL men, so he has more women to fondle... some of them will believe it and cry more.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Irredeemably Deplorable at November 12, 2016 11:17 PM (+wjl1)
Of course, you remember all the Right folks rioting when Obama won twice, right?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
The non-stop political street "agitation" will morph into something else as the year progresses. I expect it will go directly against immigration reform, especially in California, where the Mexican - Californians are a political force, and the new Senator Kamala Harris will champion that cause.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 12, 2016 11:17 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 12, 2016 11:17 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Igor at November 12, 2016 11:18 PM (XoldI)
WELFARE RECIPIENTS ARE EXEMPTED.
Yep, free bags for the freeloaders. Found out from nice lady at Wal Mart check out. P.S. I will not buy the bags. ever.
Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2016 11:01 PM (U62Eh)
And meanwhile, the super rich, environmentalist liberals are buying rich people housing in areas that have limited water resources, are flying in private jets, and aren't driving mini-coopers. They're solving the environment problem by fucking over hard-working people who just want to buy groceries.
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 12, 2016 11:18 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 11:15 PM (tHwdc)
Of course you can. This is like a Mecca for kosher comments like that.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 12, 2016 11:18 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 12, 2016 11:12 PM (S6Pax
Unfortunately the Bucks will beat my Spartans. We are down this year big time.
Posted by: F.N.G. at November 12, 2016 11:18 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 12, 2016 11:18 PM (lsUxz)
Posted by: Gloaty McGloatface at November 12, 2016 11:18 PM (HwVbl)
The grocery store I shop at has hand scanners you carry and scan your own groceries with, I put them in canvass bags and zip through the self checkout lame.
It's ridiculously awesome.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 12, 2016 11:19 PM (+lv+r)
Why not just save the cartons your amazon products are delivered in? Take your empty cardboard boxes with you to the grocery, and put your purchases in the boxes.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at November 12, 2016 11:19 PM (T5dTD)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 12, 2016 11:19 PM (7cmcE)
Posted by: jwpaine at November 12, 2016 11:20 PM (hoJm7)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 12, 2016 11:20 PM (044Fx)
The grocery store I shop at has hand scanners you carry and scan your own groceries with, I put them in canvass bags and zip through the self checkout lame.
It's ridiculously awesome.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 12, 2016 11:19 PM (+lv+r)
I do the same thing.
Posted by: josephistan at November 12, 2016 11:20 PM (7qAYi)
That white horse has a serious f' you grin on his face. He's gonna drop a gallon of pee in 5, 4, 3...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Irredeemably Deplorable at November 12, 2016 11:21 PM (+wjl1)
If not, did you know about their article on Civil War sniper rifles?
No, I didn't see your comment, no, I am not a member, and no, I was not aware of the article. Sounds interesting, though.
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 12, 2016 11:21 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Aldi at November 12, 2016 11:21 PM (lsUxz)
I still laugh when I hear "President elect Trump" -- it's hilarious.
And the fact that lefties are losing their shit makes it even funnier.
Even if Trump is as bad as Jimmy Carter, it is worth it for the lulz.
Getting this "shit loss" from my kids...unfortunately for them I really know how to push their buttons.
Posted by: trainer at November 12, 2016 11:21 PM (7EbAY)
Is that the Hinterlands everyone is talking about?
Posted by: Halfwise at November 12, 2016 11:21 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 12, 2016 11:16 PM (D2vc1)
I hope they fail.
Posted by: F.N.G. at November 12, 2016 11:22 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 12, 2016 11:22 PM (D2vc1)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 12, 2016 11:22 PM (6diJh)
Posted by: jwpaine
They should be trained more like Norman warhorses, trained to kick, bite and head-butt the enemies.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 12, 2016 11:22 PM (cl6CE)
I hate paradoxes.
Posted by: retropox at November 12, 2016 11:23 PM (waEJf)
Sidney Blumenthal: 'Right-Wing' FBI Agents Took Down Hillary In A 'Coup D'Etat'
http://dailycaller.com/2016/11/11/sidney-blumenthal-right-
wing-fbi-agents-took-down-hillary-in-a-coup-detat-video/
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
****
We owe them some beer!!!!!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 12, 2016 11:23 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Freeloaders at November 12, 2016 11:23 PM (lsUxz)
Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 12, 2016 11:23 PM (Tyii7)
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If somebody tries that shit with me, they're gonna need some stitches.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at November 12, 2016 11:23 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: Subterranean JT at November 12, 2016 11:24 PM (qG0hz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2016 11:24 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2016 11:24 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 12, 2016 11:24 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: F.N.G. at November 12, 2016 11:22 PM (kiSdp)
They went through their wilderness years. Nice to see them win again.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 12, 2016 11:25 PM (D2vc1)
Could it be it reduced the Dem fraud enough?
Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2016 11:25 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 12, 2016 11:25 PM (CNHr1)
I find the plastic grocery bags excellent for trash, packing in a suitcase and smothering hobos.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Irredeemably Deplorable at November 12, 2016 11:25 PM (+wjl1)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron
WashPost reports that TFG and Sec Kerry (as seen in picture above) have agreed to accept as refugees illegal immigrants deported by Australia. Also deal in the works to accept thousands from El Salvador and Honduras.
Expect
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at November 12, 2016 11:25 PM (UsxQv)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
Cape buffalo.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 11:25 PM (RlR2m)
Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2016 11:25 PM (lsUxz)
I knew that & next door neighbor went to Christmas Tree Shop didn't know & paid for bag. She has had Alzheimer's since at least 2011, been hospitalized for a week because she became violent when out to lunch with another neighbor & I am shocked she was released w/o 1 saying it's not safe for her to be home alone.
Her husband looks & acts like he's in late 40's or early 50's but goes hunting or fishing in NH or last time NY & left her home alone.
Posted by: Carol at November 12, 2016 11:25 PM (sj3Ax)
I hate paradoxes.
Posted by: retropox
I identify as a xenomorph-voter.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 12, 2016 11:25 PM (cl6CE)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 12, 2016 11:06 PM (CNHr1)
Oh, brother. How exactly could some pussy with a safety pin provide "safety" to anyone?
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 12, 2016 11:26 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at November 12, 2016 11:27 PM (1Mft0)
Could it be it reduced the Dem fraud enough?
My theory is that hillz only stuffed minimum ballot boxes, but guessed wrong as to which precincts. (LOL)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 12, 2016 11:27 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 11:27 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2016 11:28 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: jwpaine at November 12, 2016 11:28 PM (hoJm7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 11:28 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 12, 2016 11:28 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at November 12, 2016 11:28 PM (1Mft0)
#2, #3 and #4 all fell tonight.
IS this fun or what?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 12, 2016 11:28 PM (S6Pax)
The Aldi I was at was in TX. I shop there because their milk and basics are *a lot* cheaper and then get specialty stuff at Kroger. We reuse Kroger and Walmart bags and rarely run out even with shopping at Aldi.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 12, 2016 11:28 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 12, 2016 11:29 PM (D2vc1)
Eww, how disgusting. They're drinking Budweiser.
Posted by: the MFM at November 12, 2016 11:29 PM (ZIFyZ)
Chris Christie for Secretary of Transportation....because I want their heads to explode.
Posted by: torabora
Christie will build a bridge to the future.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2016 11:29 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 12, 2016 11:25 PM (D2vc1)
Not really. The Monroe Walmart Wolverines are insufferable.
Posted by: F.N.G. at November 12, 2016 11:29 PM (kiSdp)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gsypzb8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2016 11:29 PM (HwVbl)
OR... the Ds plan to tamper with official Electoral votes later.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 12, 2016 11:29 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2016 11:29 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: trainer at November 12, 2016 11:21 PM (7EbAY)
I got some advice here about that a couple of nights back. Daughter is not yet in a state to listen, though, pretty committed to handwringing and fear spirals.
I'm letting it run its course because she is somewhere else, out of earshot.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 12, 2016 11:30 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Carol at November 12, 2016 11:30 PM (sj3Ax)
They'll have credit card shitwipe dispensers.
Just wait. they have plans for you.
Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2016 11:30 PM (lsUxz)
To the point, the American Left has lost its shit. Imagine their collective rage and frustration. They were *this close* to a lock on perpetual power thanks to the millions of newly minted Democratic voters pouring through open borders. Obama's transformation would be complete and the whole country would become Chicago writ large forever. Now that dream is gone or at least postponed.
Things are not going to calm down, at least not in our megacities. I suspect these suspiciously well-organized riots are only a part of it. They'll go back to the Weatherman playbook at some point soon.
Interesting times.
Posted by: troyriser at November 12, 2016 11:30 PM (mbhHA)
Posted by: IC at November 12, 2016 11:30 PM (gcme+)
Could it be it reduced the Dem fraud enough?
Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2016 11:25 PM (XoldI)
-------------------------------------
The photo IDs are FREE, so poverty has nothing to do with it.
The IDs DO make it much harder to bus in people from Illinois, however.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2016 11:31 PM (Nox3c)
Because one lane on every bridge needs closing.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 11:31 PM (RlR2m)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 12, 2016 11:31 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2016 11:31 PM (lsUxz)
Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2016 11:32 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Carol at November 12, 2016 11:30 PM (sj3Ax)
I am so glad my kids finished college before safe spaces, coloring books and diaper pins set in. I'd be so ashamed of them
Posted by: Cn at November 12, 2016 11:32 PM (wczgi)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable
Oh yeah?
*lights flamethrower*
Posted by: Corporal Hicks at November 12, 2016 11:32 PM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 11:32 PM (6gk0M)
If Michigan had been called earlier in the day, Iowa might have let 'em up some.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 12, 2016 11:32 PM (H5rtT)
Can we try them for sedition and/or treason this time around?
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 12, 2016 11:32 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 12, 2016 11:33 PM (S6Pax)
*munches popcorn*
Posted by: torabora
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: John Edwards at November 12, 2016 11:33 PM (cl6CE)
Could it be it reduced the Dem fraud enough?
Posted by: davidt
I think the poll bullshit confused them and they didn't prepare well enough thinking they had this one in the bag. Additionally, they didn't have several of the key union guys around to help.
Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2016 11:33 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2016 11:33 PM (fW8kj)
Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2016 11:33 PM (lsUxz)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 12, 2016 11:08 PM (H5rtT)
That's an interesting idea. There's a guy in my sister's community that has some longhorns as a hobby. He's been gored a couple of times. Cows, bred to be food animals, are not very smart. Training them would be tough.
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 12, 2016 11:33 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 12, 2016 11:25 PM (CNHr1)
His name is Jonathan Pie. He's a British reporter.
Posted by: troyriser at November 12, 2016 11:34 PM (mbhHA)
Just wait. they have plans for you.
Yeah, well I've lived in Japan (early 80s) and learned to carry *paper* with me at all times.
Because restaurants didn't always have suitable napkins, and public toilets almost Never had ... 'wipe.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 12, 2016 11:34 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: josephistan at November 12, 2016 11:34 PM (7qAYi)
rant about why Trump won? I want to know his name. My husband just
showed it to me and I laughed my ass off.
Johnathan Pie, IIRC. Ace did a post on it yesterday or the day before.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 12, 2016 11:35 PM (Ga9pP)
For a building year with a freshman QB who make freshman mistakes.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 12, 2016 11:35 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 11:03 PM (tOcW/
A lot of this anger is fueled by George Soros paying organizers to go out and make it happen. No Soros money No riot.
Posted by: gNewt at November 12, 2016 11:35 PM (8NLb9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 12, 2016 11:36 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: George Tirebiter at November 12, 2016 11:36 PM (/zyrl)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 12, 2016 11:36 PM (0F67M)
I typed that before iPad changed to Can or CNN. I'm glad your kids are out of college before those BS "safe spaces."
Posted by: Carol at November 12, 2016 11:37 PM (sj3Ax)
-Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 12, 2016 11:35 PM (0F67M)
...and Ohio State with a veteran QB, prone to turnovers and a bunch of kids that were not drafted last year.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 11:37 PM (6gk0M)
Could it be it reduced the Dem fraud enough?
My theory is that hillz only stuffed minimum ballot boxes, but guessed wrong as to which precincts. (LOL)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at November 12, 2016 11:27 PM (044Fx)
++++
It takes a community organizer to finesse that just right.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 12, 2016 11:37 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: micky at November 12, 2016 11:38 PM (o5vMc)
Posted by: IC at November 12, 2016 11:38 PM (gcme+)
A lot of this anger is fueled by George Soros paying organizers to go out and make it happen. No Soros money No riot.
Posted by: gNewt at November 12, 2016 11:35 PM (8NLb9)
"Can't we just drone him?"
Posted by: Halfwise at November 12, 2016 11:39 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 12, 2016 11:39 PM (7cmcE)
Does anyone else remember when Provisional meant Provisional wing of the Irish Republican Army (IRA Provos)?
Posted by: Buckshot at November 12, 2016 11:39 PM (L7t0A)
-Posted by: IC at November 12, 2016 11:38 PM (gcme+)
No way. They are still "up there" with Ohio State.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 11:39 PM (6gk0M)
I find it hard to believe that if we just did away with the stimulus spending the budget would be balanced.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 12, 2016 11:39 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: gNewt at November 12, 2016 11:39 PM (8NLb9)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Irredeemably Deplorable at November 12, 2016 11:40 PM (nIGPZ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 12, 2016 11:40 PM (hVdx9)
The reality is that kids start college as imitated teens who give profs and counselors what they perceive is wanted. So if a prof gives positive feedback to someone who whines and bitches and talks about being unsafe, it will catch on like smallpox
Posted by: Cn at November 12, 2016 11:41 PM (wczgi)
Does anyone else remember when Provisional meant Provisional wing of the Irish Republican Army (IRA Provos)?
Posted by: Buckshot at November 12, 2016 11:39 PM (L7t0A)
Paisley wasn't just a pattern on cloth in those days.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 12, 2016 11:42 PM (rB/gm)
We have a solution for that, Señor!
Posted by: The Chamber of Commerce (CoC) at November 12, 2016 11:42 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: gNewt at November 12, 2016 11:35 PM (8NLb9)
People are always bring up George Soros or Tom Styers, who lead high-profile lives. When it comes to scheming billionaires and global-level skulduggery, I tend to favor the in-the-shadows billionaire rat bastards like Carlos Slim.
Trump actually mentioned Slim in passing during the campaign as one of those responsible for bankrolling various anti-Trump focused PACS, but it only validated what I've always suspected.
The one thing Carlos Slim does have in common with George Soros is that you can easily imagine both of them meeting in a secret mountain fortress.
Posted by: troyriser at November 12, 2016 11:43 PM (mbhHA)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 12, 2016 11:40 PM (hVdx9)
I'm not saying that David Bowie was holding together the fabric of the universe, but after he died....
Posted by: josephistan at November 12, 2016 11:43 PM (7qAYi)
I'd suggest Rum, Sodomy and The Lash, but that's their every day life...
Rum, Sodomy, and The Lash?
https://youtu.be/FZIISfOm3dI?list=PL68D998D2C9FC89B8
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 12, 2016 11:43 PM (+xd2t)
Posted by: Buckshot
My Old Man's a Provo: https://youtu.be/BMUl92Ff0Bk
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 12, 2016 11:44 PM (cl6CE)
not DOJ social justice law but law as it's written.
Many have no concept of living in a just society.
It's coming.
Posted by: gNewt at November 12, 2016 11:45 PM (8NLb9)
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 12, 2016 11:45 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 12, 2016 11:45 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Carol at November 12, 2016 11:45 PM (sj3Ax)
--------------------------------
Well that clears things up. I wondered what they thought about it.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 12, 2016 11:46 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Davem at November 12, 2016 11:46 PM (WFjXF)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 12, 2016 11:47 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Carol
I will. Rectal cancer FTW.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 12, 2016 11:47 PM (cl6CE)
Honestly, I've been on pins and needles.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 12, 2016 11:47 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Oschisms at November 12, 2016 11:47 PM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: The Chamber of Commerce (CoC)
The only "leafs" that blow it in Toronto wear blue & white, and have ice skates!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 12, 2016 11:47 PM (7cmcE)
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/11/aaaaah-yoko-
ono-posts-freakout-reaction-to-president-elect-donald-trump/
It's everything you could want from a Yoko freakout.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 12, 2016 11:47 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: PaleRider at November 12, 2016 11:48 PM (Jen0I)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 11:48 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 11:48 PM (6gk0M)
Unfortunately Penn State is above them for the Big Ten Championship.
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 11:49 PM (bMG0w)
Posted by: eleven at November 12, 2016 11:50 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 11:50 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Carol at November 12, 2016 11:50 PM (sj3Ax)
Soros *was* in the shadows until people started digging into Obama's meteoric rise. I suspect he would have preferred to remain in the shadows, but that's difficult after essentially performing a miracle.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 12, 2016 11:50 PM (GDulk)
-Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 11:49 PM (bMG0w)
True. It was what it always was...
...it comes down to the "Team-Up-North" game.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 11:51 PM (6gk0M)
ono-posts-freakout-reaction-to-president-elect-donald-trump/
It's everything you could want from a Yoko freakout.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 12, 2016 11:47 PM (R+30W)
I'll waste no time getting over to view that.
Posted by: Halfwise at November 12, 2016 11:51 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 11:51 PM (6gk0M)
opposition to the political stance of President-Elect Donald J. Trump.
==========
Do they even know what it is?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 11:51 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Carlos danger at November 12, 2016 11:51 PM (jxw6R)
234 "Unfortunately Penn State is above them for the Big Ten Championship."
-Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 11:49 PM (bMG0w)
True. It was what it always was...
...it comes down to the "Team-Up-North" game.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 11:51 PM (6gk0M
Pretty sure even if Ohio State wins out, if Penn State Wins out, Penn State beats them because of head to head.
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 11:51 PM (bMG0w)
Seriously?!?!
This month just keeps getting better.
Best month ever.
Posted by: eleven at November 12, 2016 11:51 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 12, 2016 11:52 PM (+xd2t)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 12, 2016 11:40 PM (hVdx9)
I'm not saying that David Bowie was holding together the fabric of the universe, but after he died....
Posted by: josephistan
****
The Bowie Safety Pin Theory?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 12, 2016 11:53 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 12, 2016 11:54 PM (0F67M)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 12, 2016 11:54 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 12, 2016 11:54 PM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 11:51 PM (tHwdc)
They don't care. It's all about feelings, to them. And they have a giant sadz because Granny Maosuit lost. The snowflakes are melting down.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 12, 2016 11:54 PM (sp6+W)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 11:54 PM (tHwdc)
That's funny... that you think... she's employed!
Posted by: djrichiep at November 12, 2016 11:55 PM (dRt1Q)
-Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 11:51 PM (bMG0w)
Who does Penn State face in their last three games?
Unless it is a Top Five team?
The Committee goes for Ohio State.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 11:55 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 11:50 PM (tHwdc)
++++
http://www.thegreenpapers.com/G16/President-Details.phtml
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 12, 2016 11:55 PM (R+30W)
I think Michigan has the tiebreaker to even go to the championship game.
Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2016 11:55 PM (29QcC)
That might answer the questions as to where O got the money for various deals. Next question is "Did the Rs give him all that extra on purpose, and if so, why?"
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 12, 2016 11:55 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 12, 2016 11:55 PM (+xd2t)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you
No, I use Fixodent.
Posted by: Doris the make-up lady at November 12, 2016 11:55 PM (cl6CE)
The Democrats dug up sealed and burried dirt on the Republican candidate, he was pulled and out of town Alan Keyes ( a brilliant man but a total goof on the campaign trail) who took a dive for unknown Ahbama.
Posted by: gNewt at November 12, 2016 11:56 PM (8NLb9)
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina"
May I suggest using your nightstick officer?
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at November 12, 2016 11:56 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 12, 2016 11:56 PM (97XyN)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 12, 2016 11:56 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2016 11:56 PM (lsUxz)
Regardless of their ranking, Penn State isn't a top ten team. Ohio State is a pro program, built for the playoffs.
Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2016 11:57 PM (29QcC)
Interesting times. Posted by: troyriser at November 12, 2016 11:30 PM (mbhHA)
If they try that shit again, I think they'll find that America is a lot less forgiving a place than it used to be.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 12, 2016 11:57 PM (sp6+W)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 12, 2016 11:57 PM (n3MnG)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 11:57 PM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Bwarny Fwank at November 12, 2016 11:58 PM (lsUxz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 12, 2016 11:58 PM (0F67M)
From Field Reports
SNL opens with the lesbian from Girl Ghostbusters singing a Lenord Cohen song and breaking down in tears.
Cause Trump.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 12, 2016 11:59 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 12, 2016 11:59 PM (0F67M)
They can still be defeated by "That Team Up North" and Washington is a complete team with another opportunity to defeat a Top-Twenty team.
I don't see them making the Top Four, but I'm rooting for it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 11:59 PM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
Secret Service should have the elevators locked down. The second landing could then have stopped Moore instead.
Lets see if Pixey lets this through...
Posted by: Bete Celebrating at November 12, 2016 11:59 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Portland Rioters at November 12, 2016 11:59 PM (lsUxz)
Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2016 11:59 PM (2RVmA)
so finally, comedy.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 13, 2016 12:00 AM (0F67M)
That chick's mouth looks big enough to take, well, lets say it's the reason the horse is grinning...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Irredeemably Deplorable at November 13, 2016 12:00 AM (nIGPZ)
https://viewsfromtherightside.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/horse-commie-trans.jpg?w=625
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 13, 2016 12:00 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 13, 2016 12:00 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: gNewt at November 13, 2016 12:01 AM (8NLb9)
Posted by: Jean at November 13, 2016 12:01 AM (2RVmA)
I think Michigan has the tiebreaker to even go to the championship game.
Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2016 11:55 PM (29QcC
If Ohio State wins out they have 1 loss against Penn State.
If Penn State wins out they have 2 losses but only the loss to Michigan is relevant to the Big Ten Rankings.
In this case Michigan becomes irrelevant because its about Ohio State winning out. And that means Michigan has 2 Big Ten losses.
So Penn State and Ohio State are tied in Big Ten standings. But Penn State beat Ohio State head to head. So Penn State gets to go to the Championship game.
That would probably wind up making the Big Ten being the conference that is on the outside looking in for the College Playoff.
Posted by: buzzion at November 13, 2016 12:01 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 13, 2016 12:01 AM (hVdx9)
& Do ampersands appear?
Posted by: Bete Celebrating at November 13, 2016 12:01 AM (Ojki1)
From Field Reports
SNL opens with the lesbian from Girl Ghostbusters singing a Lenord Cohen song and breaking down in tears.
Cause Trump.
Oh for fucks sake...... Grow up already, dummy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 13, 2016 12:01 AM (+xd2t)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 11:50 PM (tHwdc
There was a posting Nov 11 on American Thinker by Steve Feinstein that absentee ballots haven't been counted and won't be counted if that state's outcome isn't in doubt.
Those would normally go 2:1 Rep
em. Trump may have won the votes cast, while Hills won the votes counted.Posted by: Halfwise at November 13, 2016 12:01 AM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 13, 2016 12:01 AM (n3MnG)
Cause Trump.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
Again, my reaction:
https://youtu.be/5Ioiag30eAI
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 13, 2016 12:02 AM (cl6CE)
Posted by: Kreplach at November 12, 2016 11:10 PM (+lv+r)
My sister who lives in a suburb of Detroit called to tell me that it's all going on in Detroit. My response was, did you expect anything better? and Who gives a shit? My neighborhood doesn't have crap like this going on, and neither does hers. They're mainly making things difficult for other Hillary voters, and they're too dumb to realize it. I feel sorry for the few conservatives who live in those areas. Maybe those few conservatives can entertain themselves and make themselves feel better by openly laughing right in their faces.
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 13, 2016 12:03 AM (+lVUW)
From Field Reports
SNL opens with the lesbian from Girl Ghostbusters singing a Lenord Cohen song and breaking down in tears.
Cause Trump.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 12, 2016 11:59 PM (kdS6q)
Not his fault she was born an idiot.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 13, 2016 12:03 AM (0mRoj)
One night he spots a number of Mesa PD officers scouring a crime scene at night. Some on hands and knees and many using flashlights looking for evidence.
My dad pulls over and badge in hand but hidden, approaches on foot.
He walks up and says, " Hey guys, what's up? Somebody drop a donut?"
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 13, 2016 12:03 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 13, 2016 12:01 AM (hVdx9)
Nail Soros for the riots using RICO, then have all his money seized by the US govt for being used in the criminal endeavor. Without the cash the kids are probably somewhat neutered and dad is behind bars or trying to find a country that does not have an extradition treaty with one of the countries that has warrants out for him.
Then it will be the time at AoS where we Snoopy dance.
Posted by: Bete Celebrating at November 13, 2016 12:04 AM (Ojki1)
The thing is, there was a black female state representative who was expecting to get the senator spot until it was announced O was going to run against her in the primary. Then the general election got "fixed" and after that a long-term state senator was somehow convinced to let O be prominently named in creating the senior senator's signature legislation. There's a lot of coincidence and my understanding is that it's mostly named Soros.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 13, 2016 12:04 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: USNtakim at November 13, 2016 12:05 AM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Oschisms at November 13, 2016 12:06 AM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 13, 2016 12:07 AM (n3MnG)
Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2016 11:12 PM (lsUxz)
Yeah, this is what's so stupid about their laws. I reuse the plastic grocery bags for my food garbage. It cuts down on my having to buy garbage bags.
I also take one with me on dog walks in case my dog poops, but I almost never have to use it. The silly thing doesn't like "going" outside her own yard.
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 13, 2016 12:07 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Don Q. at November 13, 2016 12:07 AM (qf6WZ)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797505692219408385
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797505796435275778
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797505893097242624
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797506010265124864
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797506118234804225
Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2016 12:07 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: mindful webworker - just passing by at November 13, 2016 12:07 AM (5a8XA)
BTW - the SNL lesbian girl ghostbuster is the dame who does their Hillary Clinton impressions, so there's like an extra layer of cringe.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 13, 2016 12:08 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Bartender Clinton HQ at November 13, 2016 12:08 AM (+ysG4)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 13, 2016 12:07 AM (n3MnG)
"Fuck your couch!"
Posted by: josephistan at November 13, 2016 12:08 AM (7qAYi)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797506225223110657
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797506307532136448
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797506394069041152
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797506480790343680
Posted by: kbdabear at November 13, 2016 12:08 AM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 13, 2016 12:07 AM (n3MnG)
"Fuck your couch!"
Posted by: josephistan
****
I'm Rick James bitch!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 13, 2016 12:09 AM (hVdx9)
On my planet, the suns always shine...
Posted by: Halfwise at November 13, 2016 12:10 AM (rB/gm)
Posted by: USNtakim at November 13, 2016 12:05 AM (hMqvx)
I'm guessing those riots will be considered mostly peaceful until after the inauguration. Then Trump will be framed as an authoritarian, Mussolini-like tyrant. Because Narrative.
I can see it all so clearly it's as if it's already happened.
Posted by: troyriser at November 13, 2016 12:10 AM (mbhHA)
If they go undefeated, the Ohio State wins against Nebraska, Oklahoma, Wisconsin and That Team Up North will count more the The Committee than the Penn State win against Ohio State.
...it all comes down to That Team Up North.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 13, 2016 12:11 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Oschisms (does his research) at November 13, 2016 12:12 AM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 13, 2016 12:12 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 13, 2016 12:13 AM (0F67M)
I can see it all so clearly it's as if it's already happened.
Posted by: troyriser at November 13, 2016 12:10 AM (mbhHA)
They can call him anything they want he's a big boy and he's been known to hit back.
Posted by: gNewt at November 13, 2016 12:13 AM (8NLb9)
Who actually called whom in the early hours last Wednesday to convey a concession to Donald Trump?
All I am seeing at media websites is that HRC personally called DJT, but I'm sure I read somewhere that one of her people called one of his people. As in, Huma calling Kellyanne.
I know Teh Donald reported it as a call from Hillz, but he could have been being gracious.
I cannot quite imagine HRC being in any kind of condition to make that call at that time.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 13, 2016 12:13 AM (U6f54)
I agree about the many re-uses of plastic bags. Garden produce, trash, dog droppings, small dead animals -- they don't go to waste around here. Although now that they have bio-degrading additives, they're not as durable as they once were.
The grocery stores all take them back for recycling. It's really not even a problem anymore. If you look at trash along the highway, it's not grocery bags.
But, California! Forward, into the past.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 13, 2016 12:13 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 13, 2016 12:14 AM (6gk0M)
https://news.slashdot.org/story/16/11/12/2037215/children-
can-now-sue-the-us-government-over-climate-change
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 13, 2016 12:14 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Carol at November 12, 2016 11:16 PM
Because he wouldn't stop when warned by Cobs. That will do it.
It is temporary, I think he can ask to be unbanned anytime. I miss ctuthlu.
Posted by: Farmer at November 13, 2016 12:14 AM (o/90i)
One night he spots a number of Mesa PD officers scouring a crime scene at night. Some on hands and knees and many using flashlights looking for evidence.
My dad pulls over and badge in hand but hidden, approaches on foot.
He walks up and says, " Hey guys, what's up? Somebody drop a donut?"
That was my father's sense of humor.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 13, 2016 12:15 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 13, 2016 12:16 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 13, 2016 12:17 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2016 12:17 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: josephistan at November 13, 2016 12:17 AM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 13, 2016 12:18 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 13, 2016 12:18 AM (97XyN)
Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2016 12:18 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 13, 2016 12:18 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: gNewt at November 13, 2016 12:13 AM (8NLb9)
And now he can appoint people to do so using the law as written. Say an investigation into campaign coordination with certain media people and how that may be an undocumented (heh) and thus illegal campaign contribution.
Posted by: Bete Celebrating at November 13, 2016 12:18 AM (Ojki1)
Kate McKinnon portrayed Hillary Clinton once again for Saturday Night Live, opening tonights episode. McKinnon, sitting before a grand piano, covered Leonard Cohens Hallelujah.
At the end of her performance, McKinnon faces the audience and says, "I'm not giving up, and neither should you".
[video that may or may not work]
http://tinyurl.com/h7szpfd
"Courage."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 13, 2016 12:19 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Portland Rioters at November 13, 2016 12:19 AM (lsUxz)
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at November 13, 2016 12:19 AM (wgFcF)
Read that article, but he cites no law or red to back up his assertion re: absentee ballots.
I could find no source that confirmed it, plenty that refuted it (from state and fed websites).
So: busted (for better or worse).
Posted by: ibguy at November 13, 2016 12:19 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 13, 2016 12:19 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at November 13, 2016 12:19 AM (0F67M)
Which one? Lesbian, not song.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 13, 2016 12:19 AM (qJhUV)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 13, 2016 12:20 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2016 12:20 AM (qUNWi)
I'm not much of a horse psychologist. I've had a few things HorseWo ManSplained to me. We have some pretty canny horse trainers on here, so maybe they will fill us in how this Crowd Control assignment works out for the animal. The big one.
War horses, like knights rode, were just plain mean. You didn't get near them. They would fight on their own, and the fallen riders liked it like that. Now, police horses are used as often for PR opps as for pushing people. So they have to be gentle and friendly, or, just a little bit pushy, as the circumstance requires. I wonder how well they understand the difference, and how much it bothers them. It's a line of "thinking" that can drive a dog nuts. Maybe longhorns would be the way to go.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 12, 2016 11:08 PM (H5rtT)
have em ride an ox like mongo
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at November 13, 2016 12:20 AM (N4AcK)
Poor horse! It does its job every day, uncomplainingly and with dedication. And to be subjected to the rage of this... thing.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 13, 2016 12:20 AM (J8/9G)
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Trump did it! Also, we know dick-all about this computer thing.
Page also contains sad-joyable posts from their regulars boo hooing about the election.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 13, 2016 12:21 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ibguy at November 13, 2016 12:21 AM (vUcdz)
Very very much against his will.
Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2016 12:21 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 13, 2016 12:21 AM (d76uN)
https://news.slashdot.org/story/16/11/12/2037215/children-
can-now-sue-the-us-government-over-climate-change
That's interesting, since we can't sue a government agency like NOAA if they give wrong information about a storm and we experience loss.
Posted by: Emmie at November 13, 2016 12:21 AM (xVuS6)
Who actually called whom in the early hours last Wednesday to convey a concession to Donald Trump?
All I am seeing at media websites is that HRC personally called DJT, but I'm sure I read somewhere that one of her people called one of his people. As in, Huma calling Kellyanne.
I know Teh Donald reported it as a call from Hillz, but he could have been being gracious.
I cannot quite imagine HRC being in any kind of condition to make that call at that time.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 13, 2016 12:13 AM (U6f54
I believe that the event as it played out is supposed to be that someone called Trump's staff member, it may have been Huma calling Conway, and they asked if Trump would be available to take a call. So then Hillary talked to Trump to concede.
Posted by: buzzion at November 13, 2016 12:22 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: gNewt at November 13, 2016 12:22 AM (8NLb9)
...over two weeks ago.
I wasn't here for his banning, but I've seen his Over-The-Top paranoia.
We all know that Cooth should be reinstated. That is not even a question.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 13, 2016 12:23 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 13, 2016 12:23 AM (gCAC6)
Ooh...that was pretty bad.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 13, 2016 12:24 AM (97XyN)
The Democrats dug up sealed and burried dirt on the Republican candidate, he was pulled and out of town Alan Keyes ( a brilliant man but a total goof on the campaign trail) who took a dive for unknown Ahbama.
They begged Mike Ditka to take the nomination, but he refused. And Ditka would have won. No Sen Obama, no pres. Obama. So, I guess we can blame Mile Ditka for this past eight years.
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee. TRUMP2016, BECAUSE WE WON, THAT'S WHY at November 13, 2016 12:24 AM (DuMtC)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 13, 2016 12:24 AM (6gk0M)
...over two weeks ago.
I wasn't here for his banning, but I've seen his Over-The-Top paranoia.
We all know that Cooth should be reinstated. That is not even a question.
Posted by: Slapweasel
****
I was here that night. And as much as I like the guy, he earned the banning. He had been drinking and that clearly clouded his judgment.
I too hope he makes it back.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 13, 2016 12:25 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee. TRUMP2016, BECAUSE WE WON, THAT'S WHY at November 13, 2016 12:25 AM (DuMtC)
Posted by: buzzion at November 13, 2016 12:25 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: ibguy at November 13, 2016 12:25 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 13, 2016 12:26 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 13, 2016 12:26 AM (H5rtT)
Posted by: LASue, now even more deplorable at November 13, 2016 12:27 AM (wgFcF)
But yet exhitbit #24,652,861 of why I refuse to date because of the whole risk reward thing is heavily skewed towards risk.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 13, 2016 12:27 AM (gCAC6)
Dang.
Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2016 12:18
It's hard to keep up here sometimes, esp when we have the awesome CUBS WIN!
And then the minor issue of the Hildabeast LOST!
That's the good news.
Have you been absent lately?
If I get this right for the bad news...
Kalneva lost her father...
SMFH lost her hubby Carl...
They both seem to be coping well. Continued prayers up for them.
Posted by: Farmer at November 13, 2016 12:31 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 13, 2016 12:23 AM (6gk0M)
Cooth was only given a two week time-out - not a banning. That was explicitly mentioned when it happened.
The fact is that cooth can post any time he wants. He just has to get a new IP or go through a proxy, neither of which is difficult to do (and I'm sure that cooth knows how to do both). But his two weeks are already well over and that was all the original suspension said it was covering.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 13, 2016 01:23 AM (zc3Db)
So if the store makes 10cents a bag do they even care and it doesn't look like the public cares.
Posted by: Portland Rioters at November 13, 2016 01:27 AM (lsUxz)
Posted by: KeyWestReader at November 13, 2016 01:54 AM (L5PKE)
Posted by: Skeptical Voter at November 13, 2016 06:39 AM (Sda6L)
I would make an exception for those caught Impersonating a Horse in a Public Thoroughfare, however.
Posted by: Oscar Wilde, People for the Ethical Treatment of Democracy at November 13, 2016 08:48 AM (Ndje9)
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