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Overnight Open Thread (11 Nov 2016)
A near certainty under a Trump Presidency is the total overhaul of the Veteran's Administration. Trump has pounded away on the topic since he first announced his candidacy, and it's a promise he has to keep once in office. This will likely include a total restructuring of the VA's top management, and more of a focus on providing veterans access to healthcare outside of the traditional VA system. Also going after waste and fraud within the VA will be a top priority.
2nd Amendment
Well, judging by all the riots and calls for violence because someone won an election, you lefties can kiss my ass about any and all further restrictions on my right to own arms. However, if you lefties really feel scared about a Trump Presidency, you can always buy some guns. Ironically, based on some of your behaviors, where you live and the laws you passed, and possibly arrest history, you may not pass a background check or be allowed to carry said gun. You can always take solace in one of your gun free zones. Climate Change Hysteria DNC staffer claims Trump Presidency will be fatal: "I'm going to die from climate change". Nah, this staffer is more likely to die from making stupid decisions. Interestingly enough, a blue state voted no on 'climate change' initiative. Paint Guns
Dog Video
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 11, 2016 10:01 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 11, 2016 10:02 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 11, 2016 10:02 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 11, 2016 10:02 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 11, 2016 10:02 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 11, 2016 10:04 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Cn at November 11, 2016 10:04 PM (wczgi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 11, 2016 10:04 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 11, 2016 10:04 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2016 10:05 PM (6ToNi)
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 11, 2016 10:05 PM (Om16U)
A Limerick
Under conditions that sure would unnerve us
Our Brothers were strong, nay, impervious
They stand to the last
Resolute and steadfast
God Bless You, and thanks for your service!
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2016 10:05 PM (wPiJc)
Ha!
Who wants to see something really cool and nostalgic?
Blockbuster Training Video from 1990!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc_yHON1oiQ
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:05 PM (mBtaw)
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2016 10:06 PM (JSovD)
Bush Derangement Syndrome is going to seem like a mild sniffle compared to the hemorrhagic smallpox of Trump Derangement Syndrome
Posted by: retropox at November 11, 2016 10:06 PM (HFydZ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 11, 2016 10:06 PM (hVdx9)
It was nice.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 11, 2016 10:07 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Iguana at November 11, 2016 10:07 PM (6ToNi)
Posted by: retropox at November 11, 2016 10:06 PM (HFydZ)
Judging by all the racist stuff going up (mostly fake) I'd say yes, it's going to be worse than BDS.
Posted by: CDR M at November 11, 2016 10:07 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: Iguana at November 11, 2016 10:07 PM (6ToNi)
Indiana Iguana?
Posted by: CDR M at November 11, 2016 10:08 PM (9I51B)
mild sniffle compared to the hemorrhagic smallpox of Trump Derangement
Syndrome
Posted by: retropox at November 11, 2016 10:06 PM (HFydZ)
And it's only going to get worse until a reckoning happens. Mark my words, Millennials will end up regretting what they are sowing.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 11, 2016 10:08 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Barky McFuckstick's Rogue Teleprompter at November 11, 2016 10:08 PM (+DiO8)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 11, 2016 10:08 PM (hVdx9)
http://www.blackriflecoffee.com/collections/mugs/products/custom-hand-made-mugs
They have a couple of other designs as well.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 11, 2016 10:08 PM (sdi6R)
Nintendo Store training video from 1991
Can anyone identify the first actor in it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYjgHLFZMa0
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:09 PM (mBtaw)
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2016 10:09 PM (6ToNi)
Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at November 11, 2016 10:09 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:10 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 10:10 PM (4ErVI)
This just before, inshallah, the Kurds and Iraqis make a new one out of Mosul.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 11, 2016 10:10 PM (wmzeJ)
"their promises to flee to Canada, Europe...."
As someone noted, how come no one's threatening to move to Mexico if it's such a great place?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 11, 2016 10:11 PM (kdS6q)
A Clinton voter took the red pill this week after seeing how badly SJWs are behaving over Trump's win, is full MAGA now. Reddit users happily and kindly welcoming into the fold.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z8gvkn7
"It's like the veil is falling in front of my eyes. Everything is a fucking lie...Sorry I voted for Clinton. That was a huge mistake, and I will always
regret that. I am so happy that she lost though, and I cannot wait until
Trump is in the White House."
Posted by: LizLem at November 11, 2016 10:11 PM (ZZmY3)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 10:11 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: RTW at November 11, 2016 10:11 PM (3frOv)
And Lift-off time for Cher is??
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 10:12 PM (J+eG2)
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Yup. My AR also accompanies me in the back of my trucks cab wherever I go.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 11, 2016 10:12 PM (JmjOe)
http://www.blackriflecoffee.com/collections/mugs/products/custom-hand-made-mugs
They have a couple of other designs as well.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 11, 2016 10:08 PM (sdi6R)
There's one with a logo very similar to the HQ.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 10:12 PM (0mRoj)
Or, serial killer sneaking up on unsuspecting prey.
"Come sit next to me" said the spider to the fly.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 10:12 PM (RlR2m)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 11, 2016 10:12 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 10:11 PM (6IPEM)
Heh. Most people just see the dog.
Posted by: CDR M at November 11, 2016 10:12 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 11, 2016 10:12 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 10:11 PM (6IPEM)
Heh. Most people just see the dog.
Posted by: CDR M
****
The dog IS the sniper.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 11, 2016 10:13 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 11, 2016 10:13 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2016 10:13 PM (/tuJf)
Or, serial killer sneaking up on unsuspecting prey.
"Come sit next to me" said the spider to the fly.
Posted by: rickb223
****
Someone call me? I could have sworn someone did...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 11, 2016 10:14 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 10:12 PM (J+eG2)
They could always load into a Jupiter C missile, and just fire her off...somewhere.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:14 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:14 PM (mBtaw)
Just found out that the fires were set by an arsonist.
Can you guess the suspected motive?
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 11, 2016 10:14 PM (zu88C)
I shared this before, and I can post the link again if people want it, but Jeffrey Wells of Hollywood Elsewhere was writing about how he's going to attend a "protest" tonight in LA (probably West Hollywood). He was also writing about how he wanted to make noise and "break things."
I think he went back and changed that statement in his original blog post; I can't find that statement now, *after* I went apeshit and posted a comment there calling him a child, a Stalinist, and that the very second there's violence, I hope he enjoys his time in jail. (I really, REALLY wish I had screen-capped his original blog post.)
I know, my screaming at him won't change anything, but just like Chuck Mangione, it feels... so... good...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:14 PM (u8kLQ)
Saw that captain Picard was virtue signaling with a safety pin today. Sad he got overtaken by the Borg after all.
Posted by: LizLem at November 11, 2016 10:14 PM (ZZmY3)
Are you the real fixerupper or are you a 1943 German army clone pretending to be fixerupper?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:15 PM (mBtaw)
Can anyone identify the first actor in it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYjgHLFZMa0
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:09 PM (mBtaw)
Familiar but...
Is that the dad from Silver Spoons?
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 11, 2016 10:15 PM (+eR2D)
I'm sure someone has already said this, but:
Bush Derangement Syndrome is going to seem like a mild sniffle
compared to the hemorrhagic smallpox of Trump Derangement Syndrome
Posted by: retropox at November 11, 2016 10:06 PM (HFydZ)
Add to it that Trump will fight back instead of turn the other cheek like Bush. That will upset them all the more, creating a feedback loop of derangement. Trump Exponential Derangement Syndrome.
Posted by: davidt at November 11, 2016 10:15 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 10:15 PM (6IPEM)
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Why didn't that famous war hero John McCain take up this cause. Once the scale of the mismanagement in VA became public he could have really made it his cause. What a great legacy for his time in Congress.
That he did nothing confirmed my suspicion that he was just a dilletante and I couldn't care less when Trump insulted him.
Posted by: Decaf at November 11, 2016 10:16 PM (nogKi)
Familiar but...
Is that the dad from Silver Spoons?
No. I think it's Grant Goodeve from Eight Is Enough. David Bradford.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:16 PM (mBtaw)
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable at November 11, 2016 10:16 PM (cOHS7)
Posted by: The Political Hat at November 11, 2016 10:16 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 11, 2016 10:16 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Yo! at November 11, 2016 10:17 PM (hnq4v)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 11, 2016 10:17 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: LizLem at November 11, 2016 10:14 PM (ZZmY3)
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Oh, he complained like 15 years ago that the U.S. was a big bully.
You will note that he hasn't moved in all this time.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 11, 2016 10:17 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 10:12 PM (J+eG2)
*Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun*
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 10:17 PM (4ErVI)
I'd like to throw her into a cement mixer, then sell the goo on late-night TV as some sort of new glittery adhesive.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:18 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 11, 2016 10:18 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 11, 2016 10:18 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 10:18 PM (6IPEM)
I shared this before, and I can post the link again if people want it, but Jeffrey Wells of Hollywood Elsewhere was writing about how he's going to attend a "protest" tonight in LA (probably West Hollywood). He was also writing about how he wanted to make noise and "break things."
I think he went back and changed that statement in his original blog post; I can't find that statement now, *after* I went apeshit and posted a comment there calling him a child, a Stalinist, and that the very second there's violence, I hope he enjoys his time in jail. (I really, REALLY wish I had screen-capped his original blog post.)
I know, my screaming at him won't change anything, but just like Chuck Mangione, it feels... so... good...
Posted by: qdpsteve
****
Is it wrong to hope he takes a tear gas canister upside the head?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 11, 2016 10:18 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Yo! at November 11, 2016 10:19 PM (hnq4v)
Do you belive in life after launch.?
Posted by: fixerupper at November 11, 2016 10:19 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:15 PM (mBtaw)
Ummm...
Posted by: A Boy from Brazil at November 11, 2016 10:19 PM (vBeA5)
Oh, for him to end up stuck in a cell with Bubba...
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:19 PM (u8kLQ)
Damn I feel foolish.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 11, 2016 10:17 PM (JmjOe)
You googled, didn't ya?
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 11, 2016 10:19 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 11, 2016 10:20 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:10 PM (bY0uH)
Typically, they have mittens pinned to their jackets all year round.
Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2016 10:20 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 10:20 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 11, 2016 10:20 PM (BS8yt)
Why?
It was at that pint that I realized I was then too old to date Cher.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 11, 2016 10:20 PM (hVdx9)
He also loves to call folks like us "hinterland bumblefucks."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:21 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 11, 2016 10:21 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:10 PM (bY0uH)
Sid Vicious hardest hit...
Posted by: The Fornicating Sidearms at November 11, 2016 10:21 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Stump toothed cousin jumper at November 11, 2016 10:21 PM (rB/gm)
Oh, for him to end up stuck in a cell with Bubba...
Posted by: qdpsteve
****
Praise Jesus!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 11, 2016 10:22 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 11, 2016 10:22 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: JTB at November 11, 2016 10:22 PM (V+03K)
Or, serial killer sneaking up on unsuspecting prey.
"Come sit next to me" said the spider to the fly.
---
I'll ride with you
Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2016 10:22 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:22 PM (u8kLQ)
Does his blog have comments? Might be time for an ONT field trip.
Posted by: CDR M at November 11, 2016 10:22 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:23 PM (bY0uH)
Good. All those shallow, self-indulgent Hollywood assholes can move to Michigan. The winters are lovely. Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham can make use of that extra fat to keep them warm in January, when they have to trudge through the snow to push their cars out of the snowbank.
I want to see the looks on their faces when their cars slide sideways down the icy freeway and 75 miles per hour.
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 11, 2016 10:23 PM (+lVUW)
Now, to read the copious content.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 10:23 PM (9Q5BJ)
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 11, 2016 10:23 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 11, 2016 10:23 PM (+eR2D)
Trump will mock them creating Trump Nuclear Exponential Derangement Syndrome
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2016 10:23 PM (JSovD)
I read there is one off the coast of Brazil that has more venomous snakes than anywhere else in the world.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 11, 2016 10:23 PM (labbd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:10 PM (bY0uH)
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They made it even easier. Those are diaper pins. Most fitting.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 11, 2016 10:23 PM (UD28m)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 11, 2016 10:23 PM (yANQt)
Nintendo Store training video from 1991
Can anyone identify the first actor in it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYjgHLFZMa0
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:09 PM (mBtaw)
Grant Goodeve from 8 is Enough?
Posted by: sinalco at November 11, 2016 10:24 PM (yODqO)
He also loves to call folks like us "hinterland bumblefucks."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:21 PM (u8kLQ)
Ahh gotcha.
It's really sad. Men in the old days didn't behave like women.
Probably too much tofu eating with their wife's son in front of the tube.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 10:24 PM (4ErVI)
Way back when I had a Commodore 64, I had one floppy disk game.
The floppy disk was Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.
All I remember was the game gave you a few items, one of them was a safety pin, I think. And a rag.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:24 PM (mBtaw)
Christie probably recommended Coker for the SoS job and Trump said "Your Fired" on the spot.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 11, 2016 10:24 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Darth Vader at November 11, 2016 10:24 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 11, 2016 10:24 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 10:24 PM (7cmcE)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2016 10:24 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:25 PM (mBtaw)
Here's the blog post I was referencing. You can also read me going apeshit.
http://tinyurl.com/zz7l64h
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:25 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: davidt at November 11, 2016 10:25 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:23 PM (bY0uH)
Illegal in a lot of places, IIRC.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 11, 2016 10:25 PM (FYrz1)
Living a life filled with perpetually imagined fears must be a real nightmare.
Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 11, 2016 10:25 PM (Tyii7)
God Bless.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 11, 2016 10:25 PM (Fp5Wm)
Dude, stop watching Deliverance and fantasizing about Ned Beatty.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2016 10:26 PM (HgtNw)
Decriminalize marijuana at the federal level as a top priority. Announce that marijuana regulation is now up to the states to decide for themselves. Going after the gangs and cartels that supply the truly dangerous drugs is the goal. Taking this step will weaken them greatly, making that task easier.
Then watch the final head-spinning explosion of the Left as the remaining sane young followers stop protesting and begin supporting Trump's movement tomorrow.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 11, 2016 10:26 PM (+p/8B)
Also he's done a lot of posts about what a MAN wears... he's actually done stuff condemning men who wear:
- Gold Toe socks
- Crocs
- shirts with a low cotton thread count
I'm NOT joking!! I personally think he has mental issues.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:26 PM (u8kLQ)
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Headline at The Hammer Observer: "Leftist Rioters Confirm Wisdom of Trump Election"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 10:26 PM (9Q5BJ)
Really, it is how I would dress most of the time if I could.
I may be a gen-X'er, but I am no pajama boy.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 11, 2016 10:26 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:22 PM (u8kLQ)
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Too serene. I'm picturing something more "hold my beer"ish, like noodlin' or squirrel skeet shootin'.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 11, 2016 10:26 PM (EnKk6)
Ilha da Queimada Grande. It's off of Sao Paulo.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2016 10:27 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:27 PM (u8kLQ)
Where did Raymond Massey win two Purple Hearts because he was in the Canadian army in both World Wars? (Although I have a theory depending on your answer.
)Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 10:27 PM (7cmcE)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 10:24 PM (7cmcE)
just reading the content
Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2016 10:27 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2016 10:28 PM (HgtNw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:28 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 11, 2016 10:23 PM (yANQt)
The 600 million he made from Priceline.com stock options changed his mind.
Seriously. He got paid in options for being their pitchman and held on to them and cashed them out near much later.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 11, 2016 10:28 PM (Fp5Wm)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 10:27 PM (7cmcE)
I don't know, I was watching Seinfeld on DVD & that popped up as a factoid when someone made a Raymond Massey joke.
Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2016 10:29 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2016 10:28 PM (HgtNw)
Superstition. Based on voodoo science.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:29 PM (bY0uH)
Yup. Cocoa and therapy dogs at University of Michigan. Ohio State should just cross the border and kick their pussy asses.
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 11, 2016 10:29 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Anna Puma
****
Well the joke is on Satan. Since I wasn't using my soul, I sold it for a bottle of Night Train!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 11, 2016 10:30 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: davidt at November 11, 2016 10:25 PM (XoldI)
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Cletus and Odell's 20-minute corn mash jug jam duel was epic.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 11, 2016 10:30 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 11, 2016 10:31 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:31 PM (bY0uH)
So the safety pin is to warn the public that they're mentally unstable?
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 11, 2016 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
While I'd love to see the video of them learning to drive in the snow, they can do it in Minnesota, not Michigan.
Posted by: Bill R. at November 11, 2016 10:31 PM (jKUeC)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 11, 2016 10:31 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 11, 2016 10:30 PM (EnKk6)
But was no comparison to Junior's 30 min washboard solo.
Posted by: davidt at November 11, 2016 10:31 PM (XoldI)
Living a life filled with perpetually imagined fears must be a real nightmare.
Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 11, 2016 10:25 PM (Tyii7)
When I was a kid I lost sleep because I was convinced my house was haunted.
But. I grew the fuck up.
that said, pretty sure this DNC knob was merely waxing melodramatic before adjourning to xer fainting couch. Fucking ponce.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 11, 2016 10:32 PM (h1PKb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:10 PM
Damnit. I have a gold-plated safety pin in the ribbon around my snap-brim. I've been wearing it for years. It holds the silk band on.
Oh well. I am sure it will hide me among the throng. I'll be sure to sharpen an ice-pick or two.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2016 10:32 PM (OkenW)
Look at all the Hate displayed by the Left. Such haters.
Remind them of that at every opportunity. Call them racists, too, whenever you can.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:32 PM (mBtaw)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2016 10:32 PM (Kopfn)
****
There is a lot of desert here in AZ. Just saying...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 11, 2016 10:32 PM (hVdx9)
This needs to be a sports team. But what sport?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 11, 2016 10:22 PM (EnKk6)
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Curling, I think.
Posted by: bluebell at November 11, 2016 10:33 PM (uHcnA)
Decriminalize marijuana at the federal level as a top priority. Announce that marijuana regulation is now up to the states to decide for themselves. Going after the gangs and cartels that supply the truly dangerous drugs is the goal. Taking this step will weaken them greatly, making that task easier.
Then watch the final head-spinning explosion of the Left as the remaining sane young followers stop protesting and begin supporting Trump's movement tomorrow.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 11, 2016 10:26 PM (+p/8B)
Weird I was talking about this the other day elsewhere, I think to an acquaintance in MA who said they voted on weed, and I said one of the first things I would do upon taking office is grant a pardon to all federal marijuana convicts. Even dead ones.
Get ahead of them I say and it costs nothing to do it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 10:33 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 11, 2016 10:29 PM (+lVUW)
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My daughter is 20 and a College Junior. She dates a 27 year old guy. When I asked her why se was not dating guys her age, she showed me some pictures of the special wnowflake 20 year old guys, complete with man buns.
Understood, Kiddo!
Posted by: Flyboy at November 11, 2016 10:33 PM (UD28m)
Scroll down for the warner!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 11, 2016 10:33 PM (jViDg)
Christie probably recommended Coker for the SoS job and Trump said "Your Fired" on the spot.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 11, 2016 10:24 PM (BS8yt) _***
Yesterday, I heard he was bringing in Bush people, also something about Corker. ZING
Christie and wife are family friends. Maybe Donald will find an excellent face saving job for him - Ambassador to Switzerland.
Posted by: gNewt at November 11, 2016 10:33 PM (242F/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:33 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2016 10:28 PM (HgtNw)
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In defense of the medieval peasant, they did have to deal with the Black Plague
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 11, 2016 10:33 PM (BS8yt)
Sooory we are sending youse guys our shithead celebutards, eh?
You can send send 'em back and we'll mulch 'em or something...
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 11, 2016 10:33 PM (zu88C)
Some good back and forth there in the comments.
Posted by: CDR M at November 11, 2016 10:34 PM (9I51B)
Posted by: Miley Virus at November 11, 2016 10:34 PM (Tyii7)
This needs to be a sports team. But what sport?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 11, 2016 10:22 PM (EnKk6)
Cornhole.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 11, 2016 10:34 PM (h1PKb)
He wouldn't last a week. He might miss Sundance. That'd be a bridge too far.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 11, 2016 10:34 PM (Q5Ymk)
Posted by: gNewt at November 11, 2016 10:33 PM (242F/)
The land of chocolate? Bless you, Donald!
Posted by: Chris Christie at November 11, 2016 10:34 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 11, 2016 10:35 PM (yANQt)
Ilha da Queimada Grande. It's off of Sao Paulo.
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Putting this on my list of places to never visit. Yeesh...
Posted by: sinalco at November 11, 2016 10:35 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: sinalco at November 11, 2016 10:35 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2016 10:35 PM (HgtNw)
Hey deplorables whats shakin'?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Hobo jerkey in the bag' at November 11, 2016 10:35 PM (APrym)
The Left, these champions of women, these defenders of vaginas, have not-so-nice things to say about Mrs Trump.
Do you know what the Left calls Melania?
They call her "Russian Whore."
They call her "gold digger."
And they call her "Mail Order Bride."
Never forget that the Left doesn't believe a word they are saying when it comes cries of racism and sexism and climate and all that bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:35 PM (mBtaw)
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 11, 2016 10:36 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2016 10:32 PM (Kopfn)
Hey! I do house calls.
Posted by: Saint Patrick at November 11, 2016 10:36 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: bluebell at November 11, 2016 10:36 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 10:36 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 10:36 PM (4ErVI)
Think about that. Those rioting now were 6 or 7 years old back then.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 10:36 PM (RlR2m)
Anybody know anything about unemployment insurance? I have no idea. Is it a state or a fed program? How easy/hard is it to get? What does it even pay? Last time I was unemployed was two weeks in 1986. Not trying to harsh anyone's mellow - I can't feel sorry for myself on Veteran's Day - but any info appreciated.
Posted by: vertov at November 11, 2016 10:36 PM (wr0+3)
This has to be the new Jon Stewart-Stephen Colbert humanist rally. It has to be huge. Remember that thing they organized in D.C. in October 2010? We need 100,000 people on the streets in DC that day. Hell, make it 200K. And I don't mean people congregating like mellow, smiling sheep but protestors ready to shout and cause trouble and even go to jail if need be.
What's about to happen to this country is too catastrophic to just shrug off. I'm actually considering missing the first full day of the 2017 Sundance Film Festival in order to attend this. Think of your children, think of history, think of what just happened three days ago. This is not an HBO miniseries that people are strongly complaining about on Twitter. This is real. This is Hannibal at the gates.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:36 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Yo! at November 11, 2016 10:19 PM (hnq4v)
Sort of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTkfjv8M_K4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXffDJn9aoY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-jOujNLGBw
Notice the "Bush =Racist" signs.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 11, 2016 10:37 PM (1JnAL)
Prior to the election, she was called out for not using her social media presence to stump for Her Majesty, and there are internet rumours now that she may have actually voted for Trump!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 11, 2016 10:37 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: bluebell at November 11, 2016 10:37 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: IC at November 11, 2016 10:37 PM (gcme+)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 10:37 PM (RlR2m)
From Michael Tracey's Twitter
Sadly @VICE has severed its relationship with me for reporting that multi-millionaire Clinton surrogate @lenadunham deceived the public.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 11, 2016 10:38 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:33 PM (u8kLQ)
Maybe a 3-hour tour, on the SS Minnow, with Janet Reno and Helen Thomas?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:38 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 10:36 PM (6IPEM)
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Trump needs someone to break arms.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 11, 2016 10:38 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2016 10:38 PM (HgtNw)
They call her "Russian Whore."
They call her "gold digger."
And they call her "Mail Order Bride."
...
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:35 PM (mBtaw)
Jealousy, thy name is a frumpy bag of angry mashed potatoes. aka leftists...
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 11, 2016 10:38 PM (h1PKb)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 11, 2016 10:38 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:38 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 11, 2016 10:39 PM (yANQt)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Towel.
You had to have had the towel from the beginning in order to finish the game.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 11, 2016 10:39 PM (v4Dtx)
that the reason that Chrisitie was pushed aside was bc he was trying to
include a bunch of Chamber of Commerce types in big jobs.
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If true, that is AWESOME news, L'Elle.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 11, 2016 10:39 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 10:36 PM (6IPEM)
Assholes have their uses.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:39 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:39 PM (u8kLQ)
There is not enough money in the world. Love Brazil but it's like Australia, way too many things want to kill you.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2016 10:40 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2016 10:40 PM (Kopfn)
It's like being discovered as a Trump voter in Oakland. Freaking horror film!
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 10:40 PM (kCDOM)
Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 10:36 PM (6IPEM)
Assholes have their uses.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****
Don't I know it!
Posted by: A Dick at November 11, 2016 10:40 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:40 PM (u8kLQ)
All things considered, I'm luckier than a lot. No other mouths to feed, some savings, etc.
Posted by: vertov at November 11, 2016 10:40 PM (wr0+3)
You had to have had the towel from the beginning in order to finish the game.
The game was way beyond my comprehension.
I used to turn on the computer, put in the floppy, and then I'd just sit there staring at the blinking cursor without a clue what to do.
It was a stupid game.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:41 PM (mBtaw)
A FLILF of the highest order.Jackie O will be a bag lady in comparison. They hate that.
It takes a real man for a real woman. And that 'spains everything you need to know about the Left.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 10:41 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: L, Elle
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Ambassador to France?
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 11, 2016 10:41 PM (zu88C)
that the reason that Chrisitie was pushed aside was bc he was trying to
include a bunch of Chamber of Commerce types in big jobs.
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If true, that is AWESOME news, L'Elle.
Our beloved troll Bill Wynn hardest hit.
Posted by: Mortimer, Finish Her! at November 11, 2016 10:39 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 11, 2016 10:41 PM (h1PKb)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 10:37 PM (RlR2m)
What happens if you wear Crocs with gaiters?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:41 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: Stump toothed cousin jumper at November 11, 2016 10:41 PM (rB/gm)
Posted by: Make America Great Again
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Haha. And someone to break kneecaps. Maybe Trump can hire Tonya Harding's ex.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 10:41 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 11, 2016 10:41 PM (yANQt)
They call her "Russian Whore."
They call her "gold digger."
And they call her "Mail Order Bride
Jealousy is an ugly thing.
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2016 10:41 PM (JSovD)
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He's willing to miss the first day of Sundance? Wow.
And gentlemen in America now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That protested with us upon Sundance day!
Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2016 10:42 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 11, 2016 10:35 PM (yANQt)
Only with Crocs, apparently
Posted by: Kindltot at November 11, 2016 10:42 PM (OkenW)
Good news. According to Dems, Carolina actually won the Super Bowl, because they gained way more yardage than Denver!
Posted by: gewa76 at November 11, 2016 10:42 PM (B6OKy)
Posted by: Make America Great Again
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Haha. And someone to break kneecaps. Maybe Trump can hire Tonya Harding's ex.
Posted by: L, Elle
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Tonya had a nice set of gams on her. Just sayin'...
Posted by: A Dick at November 11, 2016 10:42 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: bluebell at November 11, 2016 10:36 PM (uHcnA)
Shes a trooper BlueBell. Went our with fiends (I left this mistake) tonight. Docs app to. Nov. 30th to get results. I Keep giving her a hard time about getting a Med. weed card. No it wont help her condition.. but it might help with being married to me.
She sends hugs to you.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Hobo jerkey in the bag' at November 11, 2016 10:43 PM (APrym)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11
*****
You missed the perfect socking opportunity!
Hope Solo sock.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 10:43 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: IC at November 11, 2016 10:44 PM (gcme+)
Posted by : VIA
If she needs a size 10.5 booster, I'm available.
A poster, yesterday I think, named roxanne made a post about being an undercover conservative Hollywood actress, and thanking ace and the cobs and us for being a sanity haven to those like her in la-la land.
Conservative in Hollywood -- iguana
The rest of 'em -- snakes
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 11, 2016 10:44 PM (b/kAv)
I think they got that wrong then unless the American government awarded them to allies directly under their command as it looks like Massey's WW1 Canadian Field Artillery service saw him in Russia in 1918 although his IMDB bio says he was wounded in France. (And no attack meant; I was just curious because I knew he wasn't an American during the war years.) A quick look at Wiki on the Allied intervention in the Russian Civil War shows CFA batteries there but it doesn't look like it was an American-run theatre although it didn't go into great detail at least from my casual perusal of the page.)
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Educated at the University of Toronto & Balliol College, Oxford, he joined the Canadian Field Artillery in World War I, served in France & was wounded. His first appearance was in a stage production in Siberia, during its occupation by American Forces in 1918. Raymond returned to Canada & the farm implement business after the war, but footlights proved a greater allure than plowshares. He appeared at the Everyman Theatre, London in "In the Zone" in 1922 and from then his acting career never looked back. As adept in front of arc lights as the footlights, he was signed up for a 5 year contract by Alexander Korda. Major Massey was invalided from the Canadian Army in 1943.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 10:44 PM (7cmcE)
Hope Solo sock.
Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 10:43 PM (6IPEM)
So many missed opportunities!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:44 PM (bY0uH)
After all of this? Is he fucking nuts?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 10:36 PM (4ErVI)
That's conservative as far a he's concerned.
Levin, I think, did a story about Trump wanting Christie for VP, the kids pulled a coup and announced Pence before Donald could announce Christie.
I think some of the Don's political instincts are still developing.
Posted by: gNewt at November 11, 2016 10:44 PM (242F/)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 10:44 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 11, 2016 10:44 PM (BXC+l)
You DO know what all those holes in Crocs are for, don't you?
They're there so your dignity can drain out.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 10:45 PM (RlR2m)
Anyway, there are some craft you can do with safety pins - like make a flag:
http://www.dltk-kids.com/usa/mpinflag.html
Posted by: batterup at November 11, 2016 10:45 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 11, 2016 10:45 PM (Nwg0u)
Dude- me, too! What are the odds?
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 10:45 PM (kCDOM)
Posted by: bluebell at November 11, 2016 10:45 PM (uHcnA)
So the safety pin is to warn the public that they're mentally unstable?
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 11, 2016 10:31 PM (+lVUW)
And/or 'tarded.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 10:45 PM (0mRoj)
Gilligan's Island Cast Reunion on Fox's Late Show 1988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9yJ5zegnDY
They're all dead now.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:45 PM (mBtaw)
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at November 11, 2016 10:45 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 11, 2016 10:23 PM (yANQt)
The 600 million he made from Priceline.com stock options changed his mind.
Seriously. He got paid in options for being their pitchman and held on to them and cashed them out near much later.
Posted by: Pepe, Proud American Nationalist at November 11, 2016 10:28 PM (Fp5Wm)
His Twitter timeline from Tuesday and Wed was epic.
He tweeted all day about Tobelrone changing the shape of their chocolate bars, and the lefties were all aghast that he wasn't being a "good American". He kept pointing out to them that he is Canadian.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 11, 2016 10:46 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Markholio at November 11, 2016 10:46 PM (GIRKt)
Horde worthy, at least for the 'rons
http://decider.com/2016/10/04/x-rated-the-greatest-adult-movies-of-all-time/
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 10:46 PM (O6uY/)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 11, 2016 10:47 PM (kP16F)
157 Speaking of the Black Death, may the Red Death visit upon the demesnes of Prince Soros and his extensive coterie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2016 10:35 PM (
Many Berners agree. It turns out Soros's son Alex is close friends with Keith Ellison who is being pushed as the new "progressive" choice to lead the DNC. Already pics of Ellison and Soros all over Twitter. They are trying to choose poorly again.
Posted by: Bernette at November 11, 2016 10:47 PM (JSys4)
I think I'll vacation elsewhere next year.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 11, 2016 10:47 PM (labbd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:48 PM (u8kLQ)
Trump will mock them creating Trump Nuclear Exponential Derangement Syndrome
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2016 10:23 PM (JSovD)
Before I took a nap I had gotten through the "Funniest Trump Moments" on youtube. His comments to Jeb Bush, Hillary, etc. are worth watching. He knows how to give it back to them.
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 11, 2016 10:48 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 11, 2016 10:47 PM (kP16F)
Pants?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Hobo jerkey in the bag' at November 11, 2016 10:48 PM (APrym)
Easier to just fill your guests with tequila.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 10:48 PM (RlR2m)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 10:48 PM (7cmcE)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 11, 2016 10:48 PM (Kopfn)
Someone upstream had a good idea: call them diaper pins.
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 10:48 PM (kCDOM)
We're in trouble now, boys.
Posted by: who could stand up to this kind of fierce commitment? at November 11, 2016 10:48 PM (wpC7C)
Well apparently a much, much larger one occurred in the year 774, and if such an event happened today it would have catastrophic damage to modern technology:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/774%E2%80%93775_carbon-14_spike
In the British isles a huge red crucifix was seen in the sky, presumably an aurora. It's assumed to have been a solar flare or solar particle burst, but some think it was a gamma ray burst:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inIFO5ZvdqM
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 11, 2016 10:48 PM (EnKk6)
Sorry, I was confused a little.
Carry on, y'all.
Posted by: socalcon at November 11, 2016 10:48 PM (UXScn)
BTW, I'm thinking of taking some Solo pics to boost my career. Anyone want to help?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 11, 2016 10:49 PM (DW+jj)
The Left, these champions of women, these defenders of vaginas, have not-so-nice things to say about Mrs Trump.
Do you know what the Left calls Melania?
They call her "Russian Whore."
They call her "gold digger."
And they call her "Mail Order Bride."
Never forget that the Left doesn't believe a word they are saying when it comes cries of racism and sexism and climate and all that bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:35 PM (mBtaw)
Fen's law.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 11, 2016 10:49 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Octiparan at November 11, 2016 10:50 PM (+WP2j)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:50 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: bluebell at November 11, 2016 10:45 PM (uHcnA)
She says prayers back atcha BB!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Hobo jerkey in the bag' at November 11, 2016 10:50 PM (APrym)
BTW, I'm thinking of taking some Solo pics to boost my career. Anyone want to help?
Posted by: Lena Dunham
****
Pics from satellites in orbit would make you look good...maybe...
Posted by: A Dick at November 11, 2016 10:50 PM (hVdx9)
Rush was talking about that today. LOL.
Way to bring those working class Trump voters back in the fold. What a strategy.
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2016 10:51 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Markholio at November 11, 2016 10:51 PM (GIRKt)
And God bless all our veterans, especially the moron ones. My sincere and deep thanks for serving our country.
Posted by: bluebell at November 11, 2016 10:51 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 11, 2016 10:49 PM (DW+jj)
How are you going to get Hope to hold still?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:51 PM (bY0uH)
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Yeah, but Bush was all turn the other cheek and Trump is all give it back to them a little bit harder and a little bit worse. Ask Nurse Nasty.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 11, 2016 10:52 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Markholio at November 11, 2016 10:52 PM (GIRKt)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 11, 2016 10:52 PM (wmzeJ)
Posted by: Octiparan at November 11, 2016 10:50 PM (+WP2j)
Ok edu-ma-kate me on this pin thing? What's the symbolism?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Hobo jerkey in the bag' at November 11, 2016 10:53 PM (APrym)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 10:53 PM (DW+jj)
Prior to the election, she was called out for not using her social media presence to stump for Her Majesty, and there are internet rumours now that she may have actually voted for Trump!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 11, 2016 10:37 PM (kP16F)
Holy shit, she was fucking a Kennedy a few years ago. The Kennedy clan will damn make sure that one of their boys only fucks a Democrat in case he knocks her up.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 11, 2016 10:53 PM (1JnAL)
They call her "gold digger."
And they call her "Mail Order Bride
Jealousy is an ugly thing.
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2016 10:41 PM (JSovD)
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I heard *every one* of those at work the day after the results came in. From ex-military guys! WTF bitches?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 11, 2016 10:53 PM (EnKk6)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 11, 2016 10:32 PM (hVdx9)
But with no Night Train what's the point?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 11, 2016 10:54 PM (+p/8B)
Posted by: socalcon at November 11, 2016 10:54 PM (UXScn)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Hobo jerkey in the bag' at November 11, 2016 10:54 PM (APrym)
She says prayers back atcha BB!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Hobo jerkey in the bag' at November 11, 2016 10:50 PM (
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Aw, thank you, I can always use them. I do wonder what God thinks when I pray for "Mrs. Cannibal Bob" but I am quite certain He has a sense of humor and knows exactly who I mean.
Posted by: bluebell at November 11, 2016 10:54 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Bomber at November 11, 2016 10:54 PM (OwNJe)
Posted by: Iasonas
*****
Does this imply that 'nothing', if worn with Crocs, is therefore good?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2016 10:55 PM (wPiJc)
Posted by: RTW at November 11, 2016 10:55 PM (3frOv)
Posted by: Emmie at November 11, 2016 10:55 PM (xVuS6)
Safety Pin = Down with the struggle, safe space,
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 10:55 PM (RlR2m)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inIFO5ZvdqM
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 11, 2016 10:48 PM (EnKk6)
Youtube presenter is annoying. Needs handcuffs and Valium. And needs to get that fish hook out of her eyebrow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:56 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 11, 2016 10:32 PM (hVdx9)
But with no Night Train what's the point?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
****
Oh we have Night Train, but you might not get a chance to drink it.
Posted by: A Dick at November 11, 2016 10:56 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 10:56 PM (7cmcE)
She says prayers back atcha BB!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Hobo jerkey in the bag' at November 11, 2016 10:50 PM (
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Aw, thank you, I can always use them. I do wonder what God thinks when I pray for "Mrs. Cannibal Bob" but I am quite certain He has a sense of humor and knows exactly who I mean.
Posted by: bluebell at November 11, 2016 10:54 PM (uHcnA)
Im sure and LMAO.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Hobo jerkey in the bag' at November 11, 2016 10:56 PM (APrym)
In all fairness I think she pretty much f**ks anything male that comes her way. It's all about the songwriting you know. Gotta keep cranking them out.
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2016 10:56 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: gNewt at November 11, 2016 10:33 PM (242F/)
The land of chocolate? Bless you, Donald!
Posted by: Chris Christie at November 11, 2016 10:34 PM (7qAYi)
Christie prosecuted Ivanka's FIL. Maybe ambassador to Haiti. Miserable place, but Christie could investigate the Clinton Foundation's crimes down there.
Posted by: Bernette at November 11, 2016 10:56 PM (JSys4)
Safety Pin = Down with the struggle, safe space,
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 10:55 PM (RlR2m)
Ok well.....I....huh? Wut?????
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Hobo jerkey in the bag' at November 11, 2016 10:58 PM (APrym)
"OMG, I've got another album due in six months. I need my staff to get me a whole new stable of studs to pump and dump stat!!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 10:58 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 10:55 PM (RlR2m)
Safety pin actually means diaper pin. B-cuz babies.
Careful, big stupid babies. Even diaper pins have a pointy end.
Gorram idiots. Grow the fuck up. Stupid babies.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 11, 2016 10:58 PM (h1PKb)
Especially if she picks up the room and the bar tab.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 10:59 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:59 PM (mBtaw)
Maybe a 3-hour tour, on the SS Minnow, with Janet Reno and Helen Thomas?Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:38 PM (bY0uH)
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Reno just died a couple of days back.
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 11, 2016 10:59 PM (v3DL/)
Meh
Posted by: socalcon at November 11, 2016 10:54 PM (UXScn)
"Something" occurred in 774 to create a sudden uptick in Carbon-14 and other "cosmogenic" isotopes. That is pretty well established. Whether it was a gamma-ray burst from the Great Beyond, or a really, really strong solar flare from our own Sun is a matter for conjecture.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 10:59 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: Make America Great Again
****
Haha. And someone to break kneecaps. Maybe Trump can hire Tonya Harding's ex.
Posted by: L, Elle
****
Tonya had a nice set of gams on her. Just sayin'...
Posted by: A Dick at November 11, 2016 10:42 PM (hVdx9)
Funny, back in 94 it was all about Nancy Kerrigan being "America's Sweetheart" when most of the guys would have preferred Tonya.
We all knew she would be the type to screw you raw and then spend the next day fixing you sammiches for another round.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 11, 2016 11:00 PM (1JnAL)
I rember seeing or hearing Trump talk about the struggle he had to get Melania to marry him. She's no gold digger.
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2016 11:00 PM (JSovD)
It says - look at me, I am wearing a diaper pin, I and I alone, know of your suffering under Trump and I will protect you, because I have a magic diaper pin of feelz
Posted by: batterup at November 11, 2016 11:00 PM (mtGE/)
Posted by: A Dick at November 11, 2016 11:00 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 11, 2016 10:59 PM (v3DL/)
Almost ripe enough, then, for Jefferey Wells.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:00 PM (bY0uH)
A signal for gay hookups.
Virtue signaling at it's finest.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 11:01 PM (RlR2m)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 11:01 PM (u8kLQ)
Remo Williams died?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 11:01 PM (mBtaw)
I am not a Chris Christie fan, so if he plays no role the happier I am. But what really concerns me is the R. Priebus thing. I was surprised to see him up there on Victory night and see his name selected by some for CoS. I don't trust this Priebus connection with Trump, mostly because of his long standing relationship with Paul Ryan.
Trump is nobody's fool so perhaps he is closer to the GOPe than I thought, not that I am saying that. But I am uncomfortable with this.
Posted by: gracepc at November 11, 2016 11:01 PM (OU4q6)
Especially if she picks up the room and the bar tab.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 10:59 ******
She falls into bag of antlers territory.
Also bunny boiler
Posted by: L, Elle at November 11, 2016 11:01 PM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2016 10:55 PM (wPiJc)
Uh...........
Only if you employ the Adam Carolla axiom.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 11, 2016 11:01 PM (h1PKb)
Living a life filled with perpetually imagined fears must be a real nightmare.
Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 11, 2016 10:25 PM (Tyii7)
There's been a steady stream of "I'm scaaared for my gay friends. " Complete with fake tears and low rent incompetent acting. Picture the "Blair Witch Project" scene where she's blubbering and has teary snot running out of her nose.
I'm getting the impression that a lot of these are people who got into the habit of doing screaming, kicking temper tantrums for their parents when they were 2 years old and never grew out of it.
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 11, 2016 11:02 PM (+lVUW)
I've heard that Jeffrey Wells rides around town (WeHo) in a (Vespa?) scooter, with a Bernie sticker on it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 11:02 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 11:02 PM (4ErVI)
I don't recall any Taki links previously. Interesting stuuf over there. I stop in occasionally to see what Derbyshire has to say.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 11:02 PM (7H/2n)
Gilligan's Island Cast Reunion on Fox's Late Show 1988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9yJ5zegnDY
They're all dead now. Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:45 PM (mBtaw)
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Dawn "Mary Ann" Wells is still alive and kicking.
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 11, 2016 11:03 PM (v3DL/)
I wonder how many of Cher's personal staff will have to be admitted to state mental hospitals within a year.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 11:03 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 11, 2016 11:03 PM (b/kAv)
I'm getting the impression that a lot of these are people who got into the habit of doing screaming, kicking temper tantrums for their parents when they were 2 years old and never grew out of it.
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 11, 2016 11:02 PM (+lVUW)
Along with the scared illegals.
Riiggghhhtttt.
You're so scared your out driving drunk.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 11:03 PM (4ErVI)
Never let women pick your chick.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 11:04 PM (RlR2m)
What I really meant to lead with is Thank you and God Bless to ALL Veterans past, present and always.
And I hope the Trump Administration does better by you. You deserve the best.
Posted by: gracepc at November 11, 2016 11:04 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 11:04 PM (u8kLQ)
It says - look at me, I am wearing a diaper pin, I and I alone, know of your suffering under Trump and I will protect you, because I have a magic diaper pin of feelz
Posted by: batterup at November 11, 2016 11:00 PM (mtGE/)
F*ckign funny batterup. LMAO.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Hobo jerkey in the bag' at November 11, 2016 11:04 PM (APrym)
Trump is nobody's fool so perhaps he is closer to the GOPe than I thought, not that I am saying that. But I am uncomfortable with this.
Posted by: gracepc at November 11, 2016 11:01 PM (OU4q6)
Apparently Trump credits Priebus with delivering Wisconsin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:04 PM (bY0uH)
The bil and sil only care about themselves.
Posted by: Octiparan at November 11, 2016 11:04 PM (+WP2j)
Can they wear their skating leotards?????
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 11:05 PM (u8kLQ)
Kerrigan gave off this weird control freak vibe. I think she broke her leg with her own mind.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 11:05 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 11:06 PM (7cmcE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 11:02 PM (u8kLQ)
Vespas are hugely popular with some sets of the ghey bois.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:06 PM (bY0uH)
but since then, she's definitely turned me off. I read she got married to her (very wealthy) agent, but started dating him while he was still married. And I've heard that *to this day,* she comes off as cold and distant to fans; apparently she's still afraid of being recognized in public after the attack.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 11:07 PM (u8kLQ)
He begged her to let him call her, and she said, acting like she wasn't really interested, give me your number, maybe I'll call you sometime. She said she figured he'd just give her some number for his people, and not his personal number.
Well, he not only gave her number, he gave her a shitload of numbers. This is my house, this is my office. And oh, if I'm on the plane, here's the number for that. If I'm here, here's that number, etc, etc. That impressed her. She knew the old boy was really interested -- she was very wary of the billionaire playboy type, she said.
She waited a couple of weeks, maybe a month, before casually calling him. He dropped everything and took her out to some fancy NY joint, of course. Luxurious. YUGE.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 11:07 PM (DW+jj)
Kerrigan gave off this weird control freak vibe. I think she broke her leg with her own mind.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 11:05 PM (4ErVI)
Has Tonya gotten hot again?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Hobo jerkey in the bag' at November 11, 2016 11:07 PM (APrym)
Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 11, 2016 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
There, there. Pretty sure the stream of "Syrian" "refugees" is going to stop.
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 11:08 PM (29QcC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 11:08 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 11:05 PM (u8kLQ)
No, just Mazola oil.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:08 PM (bY0uH)
Taylor Swift is a skinny, overrated, airhead, and leftist idiot. No thanks here.
Posted by: A Dick at November 11, 2016 11:00 PM (hVdx9)
And she has "dated" a Kennedy kid and a Schwarzenegger. Girl dates Alot and some strange choices. Plus she includes as a BFF that Lena D person.
Posted by: gracepc at November 11, 2016 11:08 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 11:08 PM (7cmcE)
Posted by: gracepc at November 11, 2016 11:04 PM (OU4q6)
That seems to me to be a certainty. I can't help but think the Armed Forces of the United States are heaving a sincere sigh of relief.
I read somewhere that the future First Lady's SS nic is "Muse."
If so, really cool.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 11, 2016 11:08 PM (h1PKb)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 11:09 PM (RlR2m)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 11:09 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 11:09 PM (u8kLQ)
Dawn "Mary Ann" Wells is still alive and kicking.
That's what they'd like you to think.
/Illuminati
/Rothschilds
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 11:09 PM (mBtaw)
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He was quite useful in the early stages of the primary and should be rewarded for it.
Posted by: Decaf at November 11, 2016 11:09 PM (nogKi)
Trump is nobody's fool so perhaps he is closer to the GOPe than I thought, not that I am saying that. But I am uncomfortable with this.
Posted by: gracepc at November 11, 2016 11:01 PM (OU4q6)
Apparently Trump credits Priebus with delivering Wisconsin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:04 PM (bY0uH)
The guy did a hell of a job, and it's possible he likes Trump more than Ryan.
Posted by: Bernette at November 11, 2016 11:10 PM (JSys4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 11:09 PM (u8kLQ)
I think I see your problem, Steve.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:11 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 11:11 PM (7cmcE)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inIFO5ZvdqM
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 11, 2016 10:48 PM (EnKk6)
[X] Would hit
[ ] Would not hit
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 11, 2016 11:11 PM (sdi6R)
And Tonya Harding now is not pleasant. Not the last time I saw anyway. She's had a hard life I think.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 11:11 PM (4ErVI)
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Jack, in Australiathe cities and big tourist attractions are very safe. You don't have to go into the bush.
Posted by: Decaf at November 11, 2016 11:11 PM (nogKi)
Jello or pudding.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 11:09 PM (RlR2m)
How the hell did you guyz get on this?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Hobo jerkey in the bag' at November 11, 2016 11:11 PM (APrym)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 11:12 PM (DW+jj)
You know, that's probably another website that broke down from the overload: the Secret Service applications page.
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 11:12 PM (29QcC)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 11:11 PM (7cmcE)
Yeah. 1970s. I was more interested in toys then.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 11:12 PM (4ErVI)
Actually, I think she's a professional beard, and I doubt that she has fucked too damn many of the men she's dated!
I also think the bearding is mutual.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 11, 2016 11:12 PM (sOlkG)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 11:12 PM (mBtaw)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 11, 2016 11:12 PM (b/kAv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:04 PM (bY0uH)
Probably and perhaps deservedly so. Also probably strong armed Ryan to show too. But there were so few people on the stage or singled out that night. He seemed to be significant. But... wait and see I guess. Big Trump supporter, but cautious.
Posted by: gracepc at November 11, 2016 11:12 PM (OU4q6)
"G can u help? Got teargased & stuck in sml cell. Fatty in wife beater leering @ me. Help!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 11:12 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 11:11 PM (7cmcE)
Yeah, she starred in Star Wars, along with here little dog Toto P2.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:12 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 11:11 PM (7cmcE)
Was she the one what had the bouncin' and behavin' hair?
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 11, 2016 11:12 PM (h1PKb)
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 11:13 PM (29QcC)
I'm literally shaking right now at the thought of an entertainer going down in history as the person responsible for making Trump happen!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 11, 2016 11:13 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 11:13 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 11:11 PM (4ErVI)
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Agreed. She now conjures images of a single wide with a '91 primered F-150 parked outside.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 11, 2016 11:14 PM (UD28m)
As for me, my 16-year-old cat won't eat, pees inappropriately, seems to take no joy from life.
She's never been to the vet in all her 16 years. I am not happy that I will have to take her to one...so that those 16 years will end.
Steeling myself.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 11, 2016 11:14 PM (8mIih)
Posted by: Caitlyn The Bruce at November 11, 2016 11:14 PM (29QcC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 11:02 PM (u8kLQ)
Vespas are hugely popular with some sets of the ghey bois.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:06 PM (bY0uH)
I'm embarrassed for my people, but have never heard of this guy. Is he worth the 30 second google time?
Posted by: Bernette at November 11, 2016 11:14 PM (JSys4)
Posted by: davidt at November 11, 2016 11:14 PM (XoldI)
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2016 11:14 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 11:14 PM (7cmcE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 11:15 PM (u8kLQ)
At some point these people are going to have to be put in their place. It's just not dignified to let them go on like this.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 11:15 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Flyboy at November 11, 2016 11:14 PM (UD28m)
So she can fight, fuck, drive a truck, and carry out the dead?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:15 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: scrood at November 11, 2016 11:15 PM (jYnlS)
Yes he did a good job. I don't know but Ryan and Priebus (and Walker) have been besties for over 15 years. tight.
Posted by: gracepc at November 11, 2016 11:15 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 11:16 PM (mBtaw)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 11:16 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 11:16 PM (RlR2m)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 11:17 PM (7cmcE)
Have had to do the same in the last few weeks. Twice, and now the house is empty.
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 11:17 PM (29QcC)
I also think the bearding is mutual.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 11, 2016 11:12 PM (sOlkG)
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OK, I am suddenly more interested in this young lass.....
Posted by: Flyboy at November 11, 2016 11:17 PM (UD28m)
Posted by: andycanuck
Okay, who's socking andy? He would know that's NOT the Moron Way.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 11, 2016 11:17 PM (b/kAv)
You know that's a shame. She was a talented skater. If she had just behaved herself she might be one of those highly paid coaches right now.
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2016 11:17 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Brian Boitano at November 11, 2016 11:18 PM (APrym)
Get it, cake, you can eat this.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 11:18 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 11:18 PM (4ErVI)
Sorry to hear that. That's always the worst part of having a pet.
Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2016 11:18 PM (3Liv/)
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 11:19 PM (k8DTS)
There they met some friends and went to the shooting range in the afternoon where they shot my late father-in-law's M-1 Carbine, his 1917 Colt 45s, a few other guns, and our friend's Thompson machine gun.
Now they're spending the evening at our friends' classic 80s video arcade.
Pretty rockin' weekend, overall.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2016 11:19 PM (Mt8T4)
Internet hugs are all we can give you, but you have them. Some very necessary things can be the hardest to do.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 11, 2016 11:19 PM (GDulk)
Oh I've been a number of times. I love Australia. Perth is one of my favorite places on the planet and Sydney is not far behind.
But ya gotta keep your head on a swivel. Even the friggin kangaroos will kick your ass and cut a bitch if you aren't careful.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2016 11:19 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:04 PM (bY0uH)
May be, but my sister worked for the Trump campaign outside of Philly (knocking on doors, polling and giving out Trump signs and stuff) and she said that the RNC here didn't do jack shit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 11:19 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2016 11:17 PM (JSovD)
not gonna
not gonna
not gonna....
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:19 PM (bY0uH)
I read somewhere that the future First Lady's SS nic is "Muse."
I saw that somewhere as well. I forget what about the Donald. And then I laughed when I thought of Tower of Power.
Posted by: gracepc at November 11, 2016 11:19 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Brian Boitano at November 11, 2016 11:18 PM (APrym)
Kick an ass or two and get back to us
Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2016 11:19 PM (3Liv/)
She really went to pot.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 11:20 PM (DW+jj)
Oh go ahead and say it.
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2016 11:21 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 11:21 PM (7cmcE)
She really went to pot.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 11:20 PM (DW+jj)
Last I heard she was a paranoid loon. A serious head case.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 11:22 PM (zc3Db)
Oh, I hope they're on the chopping block. Fucking TSA.
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 11:19 PM (k8DTS)
100%
Privatize it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 11, 2016 11:22 PM (APrym)
I doubt they have many frequent flier miles.
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at November 11, 2016 11:22 PM (Tyii7)
She really went to pot.
See??? Pot kills!!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 11:22 PM (RlR2m)
Secret Service code names have the family all beginning with the same letter. They chose "M" for Trump, so all the rest get names beginning with it. It's a way of knowing who is with whom.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 11:23 PM (DW+jj)
The Hordeling reporting said "Mogul" for Donald and "Marvel" for Ivanka, although she's an emancipated adult and shouldn't need protection while the youngest boy would.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 11, 2016 11:24 PM (GDulk)
I remember when all the young girls were getting the Dorothy Hamill haircut!
Raises hand
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2016 11:14 PM (JSovD)
Copycat wannabe
Posted by: Moe Howard at November 11, 2016 11:25 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 11:23 PM (DW+jj)
What are the code names for the Onama clan?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:25 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 11:25 PM (mBtaw)
Re. the Armed Services breathing a big sigh of relief. Most likely. I don't doubt Trump's appreciation of and commitment to that. Big selling point for me and I am sure many.
Posted by: gracepc at November 11, 2016 11:25 PM (OU4q6)
Beck, see if the vet will come to you when that time comes.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 11, 2016 11:25 PM (sOlkG)
I saw that somewhere as well. I forget what about the Donald. And then I laughed when I thought of Tower of Power.
Posted by: gracepc at November 11, 2016 11:19 PM (OU4q6)
How about...
Yuge
Bigly
Workaholic
Klaxon
Yo!
Donny
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 11, 2016 11:26 PM (h1PKb)
As for Taylor Swift, I suspect that she's high maintenance, combined with dating guys who are mostly looking for a career boost.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 11, 2016 11:26 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:25 PM (bY0uH)
Or Obama, even?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:26 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 11:26 PM (DW+jj)
Yeah, but you watch- she'll be the one with forty agents.
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 11:26 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 11, 2016 11:27 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 11:26 PM (k8DTS)
They'll be knife fighting in the back alley for the honor of that detail.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 11, 2016 11:27 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:15 PM (bY0uH)
*****
Based on the Bing more current images, hell yeah she could.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 11, 2016 11:28 PM (UD28m)
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 11, 2016 11:28 PM (h1PKb)
Yeah, but you watch- she'll be the one with forty agents.
Working OT for free!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 11:28 PM (RlR2m)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 11:28 PM (7cmcE)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 11, 2016 11:27 PM (kP16F)
Sad. She was cute back in the day, and might still clean up OK, but she sure looks rode hard and put up wet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:29 PM (bY0uH)
Because I would've. Every time I saw her.
I think Keith got her her job but I'm not sure.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 11:29 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 11:29 PM (mBtaw)
Good picks by the SS. Bet this is an entirely different gig than the last Presidential one for them.
Although .... does anyone think the SS could use a little cleaning up. Or was that more a reflection of management under this Administration. I don't have a very good understanding of this.
Posted by: gracepc at November 11, 2016 11:29 PM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:25 PM (bY0uH)
Hussein
Lt. Worf
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 11:29 PM (zc3Db)
One of those old men told me about. I didn't ask if he availed himself of her services. He might well have.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 11:30 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2016 11:30 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:15 PM (bY0uH)
*****
Based on the Bing more current images, hell yeah she could.
Posted by: Flyboy
She doesn't look bad for 45.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2016 11:31 PM (RlR2m)
Might be something to get Chris Christie looking into President Trump. I'd consider it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2016 11:31 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Decaf at November 11, 2016 11:11 PM (nogKi)
Except for the spiders.
Posted by: otho at November 11, 2016 11:31 PM (lmIoG)
She's got 3 little kids and I wouldn't put it past the nutso lefties to try and bother them. I guess her husband's family has more money than her father so she shouldn't be lacking for security though.
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2016 11:31 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 11:32 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: otho at November 11, 2016 11:31 PM (lmIoG)
And the ants and the snakes. Even in the big cities.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 11:32 PM (zc3Db)
WELCOME TO CLICK-BAIT
That's the POINT
Posted by: Max Power at November 11, 2016 11:32 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 10:40 PM (kCDOM)
Ok, that was funny.
Posted by: CDR M at November 11, 2016 11:32 PM (9I51B)
They call her "Russian Whore."
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Leave aside the MISOGYNY, do these BIGOTS not know that all Slavs are not Russian? Why the hell are they calling a Slovene a "Russian?"
Do these HINTERLAND BUMBLEFUCKS not know that Slovenes are Catholic, not Orthodox, and use the Roman, not Cyrillic, alphabet --- that they have no historical, cultural ties to Russia?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 11, 2016 11:32 PM (Nox3c)
I guess I was the only one who wasn't shocked that a bunch of macho bodyguards whore it up on their downtime.
I am not saying I approve, and I am not saying that doing so in a foreign country wasn't especially stupid and a major security breach, but surprised at it I was not.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 11, 2016 11:33 PM (sOlkG)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 11, 2016 11:27 PM (kP16F)
Which sadly adds a lot of credence to the "alleged" horror-show that is Hollywood. The Coreys, Brad Renfro, Dana Plato...Yeesh. Some day the real story might be told, and it will be horrific.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 11, 2016 11:33 PM (h1PKb)
Posted by: gracepc at November 11, 2016 11:19 PM (OU4q6)
What is hip?
Posted by: gNewt at November 11, 2016 11:33 PM (242F/)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797119249059815424
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797119370606604288
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797119491520004097
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797119607379230720
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797119949391142914
Posted by: kbdabear at November 11, 2016 11:33 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 11, 2016 11:34 PM (u8kLQ)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797120114797776896
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797120267655020544
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797120401876910081
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/797120517857808384
Posted by: kbdabear at November 11, 2016 11:34 PM (Ya7zs)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 11:32 PM
Yeah, sometimes.
Posted by: otho at November 11, 2016 11:35 PM (lmIoG)
Posted by: CDR M at November 11, 2016 11:35 PM (9I51B)
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Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2016 11:36 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 11, 2016 11:36 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 11, 2016 11:34 PM (Ya7zs)
Aha! Caught you with a repeat!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:36 PM (bY0uH)
Posted by: gNewt at November 11, 2016 11:37 PM (242F/)
The day after the election the Taliban had demands for Trump -- they demanded he leave them alone in Afghanistan and let them rule the country.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 11:37 PM (mBtaw)
Yeah, but you watch- she'll be the one with forty agents.
Posted by: t-bird
All divorced men, or soon to be.
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2016 11:37 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 11, 2016 11:37 PM (lBbig)
Posted by: publius
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So, Obama's name was 'Bear'. Now, Michelle's must begin with 'B' also. Let's see... what could that be?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 11:37 PM (7H/2n)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 11:38 PM (mBtaw)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki
You go see her, you know for a class reunion
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2016 11:39 PM (2RVmA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 11:37 PM (7H/2n)
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"Breakwater", in honor of her totally toned width?
Posted by: Flyboy at November 11, 2016 11:39 PM (UD28m)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 11:39 PM (7cmcE)
i blame the vodka for not poasting it sooner, not that anyone will care:
...I bought a fair amount of surplus ammo when it was still available and cheap. 600 rounds worth.
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"fair amount of ammo" "600 rounds worth"...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.............
oh, sorry.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 11:41 PM (O6uY/)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 11:42 PM (7cmcE)
There was something else, too, wasn't there? Like a Honey Pot chick or something?
Any more news on the blast, CDR M?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 11, 2016 11:43 PM (sOlkG)
Nah. I prefer to remember her as she was... But I suspect she's a perfectly ordinary soccer mom now! I hope, anyway...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 11, 2016 11:43 PM (kP16F)
demanded he leave them alone in Afghanistan and let them rule the
country.
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i'm sure that will end well DJT totes acts like the kind of guy who takes "demands" well...
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 11:43 PM (O6uY/)
What are the code names for the Obama clan?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:25 PM
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Patrick Ewing and the Twink. Does anyone need hints who's who? Didn't think so.
Posted by: irright at November 11, 2016 11:43 PM (vqzjE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 11:37 PM (7H/2n)
Burp
Blech
Blimpie
Back-blast
Barnacle
Bolus
Beavis
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 11, 2016 11:44 PM (h1PKb)
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Brawndo
Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2016 11:45 PM (3Liv/)
I don't know. It's breaking on twitter. Said largest US airbase in Afghanistan.
Posted by: CDR M at November 11, 2016 11:45 PM (9I51B)
Blech
Blimpie
Back-blast
Barnacle
Bolus
Beavis
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 11, 2016 11:44 PM (h1PKb)
Bruce.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 11, 2016 11:45 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 11:46 PM (7cmcE)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 11:46 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 11, 2016 11:46 PM (labbd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:46 PM (bY0uH)
When Americans get hurt there will be a price to be paid.
Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2016 11:47 PM (JSovD)
One of the little girls was named Rosebud, I distinctly remember that.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 11, 2016 11:50 PM (sOlkG)
Not surprised either. But it was sloppy and they got caught. And it lended itself to my thinking that quite a few things have gone by the wayside under this Administration.
Posted by: gracepc at November 11, 2016 11:50 PM (OU4q6)
446
Fun song, with a fun video. We all know this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwGrC0KicSo
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 11:46 PM
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Know that guy?? Hell, I am that guy.
Posted by: irright at November 11, 2016 11:52 PM (vqzjE)
No doubt.
And they probably didn't really care all that much about their charge being killed.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 11, 2016 11:52 PM (sOlkG)
Beck, see if the vet will come to you when that time comes.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 11, 2016 11:25 PM (sOlkG)
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Sheesh. When I first read that, I thought you were talking to Glenn!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 11, 2016 11:52 PM (Nox3c)
Never in my wildest insomnia-induced REM state dreams would I have imagined this. And yet, it seems so weirdly right. Especially when compared to the alternative: President Clinton.
Erm.... President Clinton--Now with More Vag!
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 11, 2016 11:53 PM (h1PKb)
Oh no, ma'am!
I am DONE with that Beck
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 11, 2016 11:54 PM (sOlkG)
Barry is Renegade - they picked that one
Michelle is Renaissance - they ...
Posted by: gNewt at November 11, 2016 11:54 PM (242F/)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 11, 2016 11:55 PM (7cmcE)
This veteran's day I don't want a free meal. I don't want a free beer. I don't want a free anything. I just want a VA system that works. I want a VA system where I can get the proper timely care I need for my war injuries. I want a VA system where I don't have to fight with them for a year and get two congressmen involved before they give me a new prosthetic arm. I want a system where I don't have to wait for months before I can get surgery on my shrapnel damaged hand. I don't want to become one of the older vets who is put on a secret waiting list to die all so some unfireable government employee can get their bonus. I want a VA system where people are people are held accountable and fired for scamming the system or not doing their jobs.
I did my job in the military, it's time for them to do their job. Push your elected representatives to give us accountability instead of throwing money at the problem, and I'll happily buy my own damn beer and food on veterans day for the rest of my life.
Posted by: scoville unit at November 11, 2016 11:55 PM (hWh8W)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 11:37 PM (7H/2n)
Broadbutt
Posted by: Cicero, Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 11, 2016 11:55 PM (ZLQuU)
http://tinyurl.com/hdec54q
Posted by: Rarity at November 11, 2016 11:56 PM (h3Qg4)
And Ivanka riding sidesaddle behind him.
Anybody else fancy a poke in the eye to our "betters" like that?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 11, 2016 11:56 PM (LeUrG)
Thanks I was looking for a more "genteel" way of putting it... lack of respect, discipline starts from top -- but nailed it.
Posted by: gracepc at November 11, 2016 11:56 PM (OU4q6)
One of the little girls was named Rosebud, I distinctly remember that.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 11, 2016 11:50 PM (sOlkG)
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Yeah, and either one of the girls or Mooch was Radiance.
But I don't remember what Barky's name was.
Rover? Nah.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 11, 2016 11:58 PM (Nox3c)
And Ivanka riding sidesaddle behind him.
Jodhpurs and high leather riding boots like in the movie Patton.
Posted by: gNewt at November 11, 2016 11:59 PM (242F/)
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 11, 2016 11:59 PM (a7FXx)
Rover? Nah.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 11, 2016 11:58 PM (Nox3c)
Ruprecht?
Naw. he might have actually liked the genital cuff.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 11, 2016 11:59 PM (h1PKb)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2016 12:01 AM (mBtaw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 12, 2016 12:01 AM (IcT7t)
Jodhpurs and high leather riding boots like in the movie Patton.
And those tight, tight riding pants those women wear while riding English. Really tight.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:01 AM (RlR2m)
Bill Maher blasts Donald Trump supporters in strident monologue
Maher went on to criticize Trump's positions on healthcare, the environment, and reproductive rights. "Enjoy your victory, Trump voters, because when you're dying because you don't have health insurance to treat the infection you got from a back-alley abortion you had to get because of fetal lead-poisoning, you can say to yourself, At least I didn't vote for someone with a private email server.'"
This clown thinks the rest of us will be moved by the paranoid doomsday fantasies of the Left. He forgot to add the rising seas flooding trailer parks in Kansas.
Posted by: gewa76 at November 12, 2016 12:02 AM (B6OKy)
Now, I do find find the Wookie stuff too funny to resist laughing at, and when she opens herself up for criticism with shit like her house built by slaves and her fat ass pushing nutrition I don't mind bashing her, but it is a little hypocritical for some of you to be clutching your pearls about the other side smearing your preferred FLOTUS.
Having said all that, it will be such a relief to have some one in there who knows how to dress.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:02 AM (sOlkG)
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 11, 2016 11:59 PM (a7FXx)
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That's it!
I guess they have to come up with something respectful, which cuts out ROACH, RATSHIT, or even RUTABAGA.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2016 12:02 AM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 11:37 PM (7H/2n)
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"Breakwater", in honor of her totally toned width?
Posted by: Flyboy
Breakwind.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:03 AM (RlR2m)
Jodhpurs and high leather riding boots like in the movie Patton.
Posted by: gNewt at November 11, 2016 11:59 PM (242F/)
My first notion was, Fuck no, cowboy style, Western Saddle, bull rider hat.
But no, Trump is of the East, so your scenario is very apt.
The Donald would look silly in a cowboy hat.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 12, 2016 12:03 AM (h1PKb)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:02 AM (sOlkG) _***
No protocol will be broken, count on it, at home or abroad.
Posted by: gNewt at November 12, 2016 12:05 AM (242F/)
Posted by: Flyboy
Breakwind.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:03 AM (RlR2m)
Broad-beam
Brutal
Bilious
Beefy
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at November 12, 2016 12:06 AM (h1PKb)
Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2016 12:06 AM (/cksx)
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 12, 2016 12:06 AM (a7FXx)
If Melania said the crap that Michelle has said, screwed with school lunches the way Michelle has done, and dressed the way Michelle dresses... she'd be fair game as well.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 12, 2016 12:07 AM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 12, 2016 12:07 AM (a7FXx)
Posted by: James at November 12, 2016 12:07 AM (jxw6R)
Published time: 4 Jan, 2014 16:18
Edited time: 4 Jan, 2014 18:42
Might be a little old, a tentacled horror whispered in my ear.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 12, 2016 12:07 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 12, 2016 12:07 AM (kP16F)
Having said all that, it will be such a relief to have some one in there who knows how to dress.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:02 AM (sOlkG)
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I see most of this as a parody to offset all of the accolades the Media gave her for being so "beautiful and toned".
I never bought that, finding her to me an average middle aged Mom of two kids. But, the media would never shut up about her couch cover and drape fashion sense, etc.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 12, 2016 12:08 AM (UD28m)
Damn straight.
Who'da thunk The Donald would bring class back to the White House?? In some ways, anyway!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:08 AM (sOlkG)
Posted by: here we go at November 12, 2016 12:09 AM (lvhbC)
I love how we're aghast that the Libs dare call Melania a gold digger, while bashing Mrs O is a parlor game here.
We're pointing out the Left's hypocrisy.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2016 12:09 AM (mBtaw)
Oh absolutely. I mean, my God, I cringe at some of what she wore, but she was hailed as the second coming of Coco Chanel.
Now, on the rare occasions she got it right, she looked damn good, but she mostly looked ridiculous.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:10 AM (sOlkG)
Posted by: rickb223
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For the Inauguration?
Sidesaddle, with tophat and veil:
Lady Mary: http://preview.tinyurl.com/hmwmr3w
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2016 12:11 AM (7H/2n)
My last purchase of .38 spl., was a modest 3,300 rounds. And election night, 2012, when we lost, I got online and secured +12,000 rounds of .22 LR before the prices skyrocketed.
I mean, I was online within seconds of it becoming clear that Romney had lost.
Soon as I had my order confirmation, I looked at sites again, and they had already gone up over 33% in price that night, and as we all know, saw prices triple, quadruple and more, in the months which followed.
And I never sell off ammo for guns I may have sold or traded away. Who knows, might get another in that caliber, one day?
Oh, and for the Safety Pin Pussies?
I'm gonna put a box of Depends in the truck, and hand out "one each" to pin holders I might encounter. Figure if they need the pin, they need the diaper to go with it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2016 12:11 AM (v5iqM)
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He's 10, right?
I'd go with Megatron
I mean if I were 10.
And living in the White House.
And not some anonymous asshole on a blog.
Posted by: Methos at November 12, 2016 12:11 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 12, 2016 12:11 AM (kP16F)
They are such little fascists! Bossy! Instructional videos on white privilege! GIFs!!111!!!
It's like they have a little folder full of "intellectual" "ammo" whenever their bubble is pierced by a nonbeliever. Sad!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 12:11 AM (tHwdc)
Yeah, and either one of the girls or Mooch was Radiance.
But I don't remember what Barky's name was.
Rover? Nah.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 11, 2016 11:58 PM
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RoughRider is ready to roll. Repeat: RoughRider is ready to roll. Tell Reggie that RoughRider is ready to roll.
Posted by: irright at November 12, 2016 12:12 AM (vqzjE)
Posted by: IC at November 12, 2016 12:12 AM (uyuag)
Posted by: Catwrangler at November 12, 2016 12:12 AM (PQMST)
The Palomino?
Was she barn with it or is it neighbaline?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:12 AM (RlR2m)
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Yeah, I'd be OK with that.
Although it would probably cause 1/2 of the nation to collapse upon their fainting couch.
/but that might put even more money into the psychiatrists treating Post Election Trauma Syndrome, which would boost the economy....
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 12, 2016 12:13 AM (hqqM5)
And Ivanka riding sidesaddle behind him.
Anybody else fancy a poke in the eye to our "betters" like that?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 11, 2016 11:56 PM (LeUrG)
POTUS astride a horse, and FLOTUS sidesaddle, instead of the other way around?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2016 12:13 AM (SRKgf)
It's just such a strange configuration. Adopted her 16 years ago--as of this coming Monday. Never taken her to the vet, never needed to.
And on Monday, I am become Death, dealer of worlds, decider of fate. Yeah, it's for the better. First visit to the vet...for her own good.
Doesn't really help, though.
I don't want to do it, but like Robot Monster, "I must...yet I cannot."
My rationale is that I can't afford to take myself to the vet, either. Can't afford years of expensive medication for either one of us.
Weird. She's just a cat. I must...yet I cannot. At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? What is the equation?
Goodnight folks, and thanks again.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 12, 2016 12:13 AM (8mIih)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2016 12:14 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 12, 2016 12:14 AM (sp6+W)
Posted by: Infidel at November 12, 2016 12:14 AM (So9FI)
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They insisted we all praise her like she was a supermodel, and if we didn't it was because of racism.
So, many resisted. It will be funny comparing the media's treatment of an actual model. Somehow I doubt she's going to get the 'role' model treatment.
Posted by: Methos at November 12, 2016 12:14 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 12, 2016 12:15 AM (sp6+W)
Posted by: IC at November 12, 2016 12:12 AM (uyuag)
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Don't know, but would not be surprised at all. The man does not take unanswered shit.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 12, 2016 12:15 AM (UD28m)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Sheriff Clarke, on a prancing Palomino, could handle that aspect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2016 12:15 AM (7H/2n)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2016 12:09 AM (mBtaw)
Burpy, belchie, breakwind is about the press?
Look, I am not saying I didn't laugh and it's a far cry from calling someone a whore, but it gets pretty nasty here about her....and I have heard them get nasty about the little ones too, which is disgusting. ( I mean, Malia is an adult now, but early on several people made cracks about the kids and it was just not right)
I am ashamed to say I do laugh at the wookie cracks, because my God, it's uncanny, that resemblance.
Still, not cool. Low class.
Bunch of gawt damned bumblefux, we are.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:15 AM (sOlkG)
True. All due respect, I might feel a twinge about Mrs. O bashing if Melania says this is the first time she has felt proud of the country. Or when she lets out a big sign about all of this for a flag.
Posted by: gracepc at November 12, 2016 12:16 AM (OU4q6)
Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 12, 2016 12:16 AM (a7FXx)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:17 AM (RlR2m)
Jodhpurs and high leather riding boots like in the movie Patton.
And those tight, tight riding pants those women wear while riding English. Really tight.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:01 AM (RlR2m)
Fuck, since Tuesday night my dick has been hard, and now I think it will be hard for 4 years.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 12, 2016 12:18 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: CDR M at November 12, 2016 12:19 AM (9I51B)
He doesn't yet get that we only use him when he's useful. I don't care what he does for awhile--I'll look him up again the next time an Islamaniac behaves like a typical Muslim.
Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2016 12:19 AM (OXPMi)
http://bit.ly/2fsXnna
Hah! No late-night comic noticed her scratching her balls, did they?
Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2016 12:19 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Methos at November 12, 2016 12:14 AM (3Liv/)
Oh yes, that will be a fucking trip and a half.
We'll be lucky to escape whiplash with the about face the MSM is about to do.
Dissent will longer be racist, and intense scrutiny of the President's every move will be the new order of the day.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:20 AM (sOlkG)
Bunch of gawt damned bumblefux, we are.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:15 AM (sOlkG)
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Look at what we are basing the term "low class" against after 8 years of getting our faces shoved in it by a low rent Preezy. We have been called the worst of the worst.
We need a little steam blow off here. I see nothing wrong with this.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 12, 2016 12:20 AM (UD28m)
Abso-fucking-lutely.
I'm a Christian and I absolutely love Jesus, but pacifism has its limits. Even he knew this, and there was a time when he told his followers to sell their cloaks and buy swords. In the face of naked aggression, a refusal to bear arms and defend yourself only invites more aggression.
Jesus said "Blessed are the peacemakers", not "peacekeepers", and there is a vast gulf of difference between the two. Sometimes being a peacemaker requires doing violence to those who make peace impossible, and standing up to protect others so that they may live in peace.
To that end, to be a peacemaker in a time like this is to follow the Iron Rule. And perhaps by doing so, we may have a world where it is safe to live by the Golden Rule at all times some day. That day, however, is not today.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 12, 2016 12:20 AM (sp6+W)
Posted by: Methos at November 12, 2016 12:21 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2016 12:21 AM (9mTYi)
I'm just deplorable.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:21 AM (RlR2m)
Posted by: GGE of the Mobile Horde, NC Chapter at November 12, 2016 12:22 AM (0aFGa)
Posted by: CDR M at November 12, 2016 12:22 AM (9I51B)
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 12:22 AM (bMG0w)
http://bit.ly/2fsXnna
Hah! No late-night comic noticed her scratching her balls, did they?
Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2016 12:19 AM (9mTYi)
I rest my case.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:23 AM (sOlkG)
Posted by: CDR M at November 12, 2016 12:24 AM (9I51B)
Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2016 12:25 AM (kCDOM)
http://bit.ly/2fsXnna
Hah! No late-night comic noticed her scratching her balls, did they?
Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2016 12:19 AM (9mTYi)
I rest my case.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:23 AM (sOlkG)
There does appear to be a bulge, doesn't there?
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 12, 2016 12:26 AM (0mRoj)
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I'm really not sure where ace gets the idea that Christians are pacifists. Nothing in our history suggests that we interpreted that bit of scripture the way he seems to think we do.
Posted by: Methos at November 12, 2016 12:26 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2016 12:25 AM (kCDOM)
I've seen him post longer screeds in there before.
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 12:26 AM (bMG0w)
I'm just deplorable.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:21 AM (RlR2m)
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I take special pride in also being irredeemable, because this, in my opinion, was when the Country finally saw her for the person she is.
At that point she thought she had it, no sweat.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 12, 2016 12:27 AM (UD28m)
Thankfully it's not often, at all....and I don't think the comments about their sulky behaviour is off limits at all.
But early on, it was mentioned a time or two that they were ugly or something and I mean, seriously, they were just babies at the time.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:27 AM (sOlkG)
that they are miserable like their parents, and don't seem to act very
well at official events.
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I've seen the name "Malaria" pop up quite a bit. Enough that it wouldn't surprise me at all if I got caught up in it, though I don't recall doing so.
Posted by: Methos at November 12, 2016 12:28 AM (3Liv/)
http://tinyurl.com/z7qfxdc
Posted by: CDR M at November 12, 2016 12:22 AM (9I51B)
Sounds like it might have been a truck bomb. These attacks would stop right quick, if after each one, you rounded up the first ten imams you could find and fed them into a wood chipper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2016 12:28 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 12, 2016 12:28 AM (HgtNw)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 12, 2016 12:26 AM (0mRoj)
And I am sure as shit that pic ain't doctored one bit, not at all.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:29 AM (sOlkG)
At that point she thought she had it, no sweat.
And I should be jailed for not believing in climate change. That I'm subhuman.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:29 AM (RlR2m)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 12, 2016 12:29 AM (GzDYP)
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The problem I have with the bashing of Melania, with calling her a whore, is the same problem I had with the "Sarah Palin is a C*nt" tee-shirts in 2008.
These sex-specific, low blows are being cast by people who routinely, reflexively, scream about the supposed "misogyny" of others.
One person I wish had lived to see this campaign is Joan Rivers. You can bet she'd be full of gold-digger jokes about Melania, just as she dared make that tranny joke about Michelle.
But that wouldn't bother me --- because she wouldn't be preaching at me about "misogyny" one minute and throwing dirty trash at a woman the next.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2016 12:30 AM (Nox3c)
http://bit.ly/2fsXnna
Hah! No late-night comic noticed her scratching her balls, did they?
Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2016 12:19 AM (9mTYi)
Tears here, LMAO.
Posted by: Farmer at November 12, 2016 12:30 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:29 AM (sOlkG)
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Did they reduce in in PhotoShop?
Posted by: Flyboy at November 12, 2016 12:30 AM (UD28m)
Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2016 12:30 AM (2RVmA)
531 Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 12:22 AM (bMG0w)
Thankfully it's not often, at all....and I don't think the comments about their sulky behaviour is off limits at all.
But early on, it was mentioned a time or two that they were ugly or something and I mean, seriously, they were just babies at the time.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:27 AM (sOlkG)
Oh please that's not nasty. That's true. Just like Chelsea. I remember a pic of the Obama family walking and I had the comment about it that you could at least tell the older one was definitely fathered by Obama because she looks like him and the only thing worse than that is if she took after her mother.
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 12:32 AM (bMG0w)
Forgiveness and tolerance are essential to the operations of a civil society, which is why Jesus told us all to turn the other cheek.
However, the Texas Declaration of Independence also contains another phrase "when forbearance ceases to be a virtue", which applies here.
A man only has four cheeks by the most generous count. When you have been struck upon all of them, is it not time to defend yourself?
I say it is. And we have been bruised in every way that a man can be bruised.
A man -and God!- who excoriated the Pharisees and flipped the moneychangers tables would approve of the Iron Rule approach to our modern Pharisees - the SJWs, and to our modern moneychangers - the global elitists.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 12, 2016 12:32 AM (sp6+W)
These attacks would stop right quick, if after each one, you rounded up the first ten imams you could find and fed them into a wood chipper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2016 12:28 AM (bY0uH)
From your mouth to Trump's ear.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:32 AM (sOlkG)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:29 AM (RlR2m)
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Yep. We think they are wrong. They think we are Sub Human. Ergo......all bets are off.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 12, 2016 12:32 AM (UD28m)
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Since we generally (I thought) take the Scriptures as a whole, it gets balanced by Paul's exhortation to live in peace with your neighbor *so long as he allows it*.
Posted by: Methos at November 12, 2016 12:32 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: CDR M at November 12, 2016 12:33 AM (9I51B)
I swear, this guy is bipolar. One minute he's a douchebag, the next he makes a tiny bit of sense.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 12, 2016 12:34 AM (u8kLQ)
I wanna pay taxes like Al Sharpton.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:34 AM (RlR2m)
Posted by: CDR M at November 12, 2016 12:33 AM (9I51B)
Step one to not paying taxes. Lose $900 million.
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 12:35 AM (bMG0w)
My fellow MoT get it wrong about our own faith, as well:
Someone *else*'called us the People of the Book, and these idiots bought into it.
This week's Parsha (Torah reading) puts the lie to this claim: Abram (at that point a "proto-Jew") takes on 4 (yes *4*) Kings and whips their asses so bad that one of them ends up blessing him.
Add in Pinchas (coming up later) and Joshua, and the is no question that we're *supposed to be* a warrior nation (to a point).
/rant off
Posted by: ibguy at November 12, 2016 12:35 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: CDR M at November 12, 2016 12:33 AM (9I51B)
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Asking them to understand carry forward business losses is like trying to explain calculus to your dog.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 12, 2016 12:35 AM (UD28m)
Oh honey, I wasn't talking about you! I don't think I've ever seen you say anything gratuitously ugly about Michele Obama.
And I miss Joan Rivers...she was another New Yorker who was not afraid to say what she thought and she dished out evenly and made as much fun of herself as she did anyone else.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:36 AM (sOlkG)
"That's fine with me. Enjoy your lengthy jail sentence and getting ass-raped by Bubba."
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 12, 2016 12:36 AM (u8kLQ)
You know, we all laugh about that, but I find it symptomatic of someone (Hillary) that won't take the advice of others, and is thus a bad leader.
Imagine if the next Donald Trump were *clearly* the smartest man in the room, but wore overalls with a sleeveless t-shirt underneath to every public event.
Don't you think that at some point his staff would suggest (and that he'd reluctantly agree) that he begins to wear better and more acceptable clothing for his public appearances?
Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2016 12:37 AM (OXPMi)
The Palomino?
Was she barn with it or is it neighbaline?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:12 AM (RlR2m)
How about an Indian war pony, an Appaloosa or a Paint?
Posted by: gNewt at November 12, 2016 12:37 AM (242F/)
Posted by: gewa76
Bill would be fine with that. Those trailer parks are full of racist sexist homophobic sister fucking bible thumpers.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 12, 2016 12:39 AM (lBbig)
As I said before, that seal would have the Eagle carrying nukes, not arrows, and the inscription would read "America, Fuck Yeah!".
A little over the top, yes, but the normal seal would do.
And he should mostly dress casual. Billionaire, Thurston Howell III Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack casual. With the above hat.
And that Trump resting face completing the ensemble.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 12, 2016 12:41 AM (DW+jj)
It IS nasty to call a little bitty girl ugly.
It's funnier than hell to point out it's better than looking like her mother.
But it's still nasty.
Not even Russian whore nasty, but the babies do not need to be drug into it is all I'm saying.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:41 AM (sOlkG)
I think it's perfectly fair to tee off on Mooch, since she inserted herself into the political arena. Dragging her into the political arena, and THEN teeing off on her, would be inappropriate.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2016 12:41 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 12, 2016 12:41 AM (VdICR)
Peacekeepers wear black leather & ride in Leviathans ...
Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at November 12, 2016 12:42 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: ibguy at November 12, 2016 12:35 AM (vUcdz)
There really is no other way to have peace. The Romans understood this very well. Si vis pacem, para bellum. If you wish for peace, be ready for war.
An enemy that sees you in a position of strength will bide his time, and his anger or avarice may even subside or find other targets to settle upon.
If he sees you in a position of weakness, he will try to exploit it.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 12, 2016 12:42 AM (sp6+W)
This evening's entertainment, like tomorrow's, was a Christmas concert spent orchestrally backing Johnny Mathis. Dude can still sing, although his memory was messing with him just a bit this evening. I think he's past 80 now.
Posted by: Piercello at November 12, 2016 12:42 AM (TOLnE)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 12:43 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: ibguy at November 12, 2016 12:43 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:41 AM (sOlkG)
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No, they don't. You are correct here.
It would be nice if both sides actually played this way.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 12, 2016 12:43 AM (UD28m)
Did I miss something important? Sounds like a hurricane outside.
Where did this come from?
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:43 AM (zTDoA)
Posted by: ibguy at November 12, 2016 12:35 AM (vUcdz)
There really is no other way to have peace. The Romans understood this very well. Si vis pacem, para bellum. If you wish for peace, be ready for war.
An enemy that sees you in a position of strength will bide his time, and his anger or avarice may even subside or find other targets to settle upon.
If he sees you in a position of weakness, he will try to exploit it.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 12, 2016 12:42 AM (sp6+W)
We could do with a few more wastelands.
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 12:44 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2016 12:44 AM (2RVmA)
WWJC - What Would Jesus Carry - Colt 1873 SAA
Blessed Are The Peacemakers
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:44 AM (RlR2m)
Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2016 12:45 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: some Merlin fan at November 12, 2016 12:45 AM (wpC7C)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2016 12:41 AM (SRKgf)
When she inserts herself into the public arena, I agree. Read all my posts.
All I am really saying here is that if the Obama's were staunch Conservatives, we wouldn't be making all the truly nasty comments.
The Wookie stuff, on the other hand.... we'd go there, because come on.
And we damn sure wouldn't be praising her fashion sense.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:46 AM (sOlkG)
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 12, 2016 12:26 AM (0mRoj)
You know what they say, don't let the camel's
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2016 12:46 AM (v5iqM)
Peacekeepers wear black leather & ride in Leviathans ...
With rich Corinthians leather.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:46 AM (RlR2m)
Posted by: Methos at November 12, 2016 12:28 AM (3Liv/)
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Oh, c'mon. This is private conversation here. Calling them Malaria and Sushi (or other silly variants of their names) isn't exactly a low blow.
Hey, we even do that with people we like.
Each one of us may find this or that joke offensive ---(even if we chuckle at it)--- but that's the way it goes with free-wheeling, spontaneous humor.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2016 12:46 AM (Nox3c)
Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2016 12:37 AM (OXPMi)
That's exactly what we kept saying. You see everyone around her dressing somewhat 2016, fashion sensibly. What the heck is wrong with her? Trump's family is at least much better to look at!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 12, 2016 12:46 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2016 12:41 AM (SRKgf)
When she inserts herself into the public arena, I agree. Read all my posts.
All I am really saying here is that if the Obama's were staunch Conservatives, we wouldn't be making all the truly nasty comments.
The Wookie stuff, on the other hand.... we'd go there, because come on.
And we damn sure wouldn't be praising her fashion sense.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:46 AM (sOlkG)
People here talk about Ann Coulter's Adam's Apple.
You are wrong.
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 12:47 AM (bMG0w)
It would indeed and they are BY FAR worse than we are.
But I confess to have made many a remark about poor little Amy Carter.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:48 AM (sOlkG)
And right in the middle, he'll stop and say, "Hey Melania, come up here and say somepthin! Doesn't she look great folks -- You wouldn't believe what I paid for that dress, believe me." And he hadn't even mentioned he might want her to say something. In fact, told her not to worry.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 12, 2016 12:48 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ...
Nice Farscape reference!
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 12, 2016 12:49 AM (lBbig)
The kids are not, agreed.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 12, 2016 12:49 AM (UD28m)
I want to express my appreciation for the thanks given me for serving my beloved country.
Those of us who endured the shit storm during and after Vietnam especially appreciate the acknowledgement.
I wore the uniform with PRIDE, but when I see the young men and women serving today, it humbles me.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 12, 2016 12:50 AM (X35Yt)
Every time someone says they're a pacifist... punch em in the nose.....when they ask why that happen, Apologize and promise it'll never,ever happen again.. And then hit em again....
Repeat as required.
99percent of people will eventually get real fuckin tired of gettin punched in the nose.
And they'll DO SOMETHING to prevent it.
Those that don't, don't matter. They're Outliers.....
Majority of humanity possess a VERY Strong self preservation instinct......trick is activating it.
Sadly, in the real world, the nonviolent/pacifists rarely get a chance to discover how to fight back.
Might makes Right. Always has....Always will.
Evenin Horde of Trumptacularness.....
Hope alls well....
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 12, 2016 12:50 AM (5tNd8)
Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2016 12:50 AM (2RVmA)
Is Trig Bristol's son or Sarah's?
Always remember folks, "don't start none, won't be none".
Woe be unto those that do.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:50 AM (RlR2m)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 12, 2016 12:51 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Ayotte? at November 12, 2016 12:52 AM (M3DRt)
Every time someone says they're a pacifist... punch em in the nose.....when they ask why that happen, Apologize and promise it'll never,ever happen again.. And then hit em again....
Repeat as required.
99percent of people will eventually get real fuckin tired of gettin punched in the nose.
And they'll DO SOMETHING to prevent it.
Those that don't, don't matter. They're Outliers.....
Majority of humanity possess a VERY Strong self preservation instinct......trick is activating it.
Sadly, in the real world, the nonviolent/pacifists rarely get a chance to discover how to fight back.
Might makes Right. Always has....Always will.
Evenin Horde of Trumptacularness.....
Hope alls well....
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 12, 2016 12:50 AM (5tNd
You could probably accomplish it just by flicking their ear.
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 12:52 AM (bMG0w)
The kids are not, agreed.
Posted by: Flyboy
#1. Don't use them as a political prop.
#2. Would have been nice to afford that same courtesy to Sarah Palin.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:52 AM (RlR2m)
Hard to imagine, actually.
No reason imaginable that she would be.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2016 12:53 AM (QDnY+)
Peacekeepers wear black leather & ride in Leviathans ...
With rich Corinthians leather.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:46 AM (RlR2m)
Peacemakers are 1873 pattern Colt Single Action Army revolvers, most favorably chambered in .44-40, or .45 Colt.
Modern, 20th century variants are acceptable in the vaunted .357 Magnum caliber.
And the Colt Peacemakers, are indeed, Blessed.
Carry on.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2016 12:53 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 12, 2016 12:51 AM (DW+jj)
And you could do that, because you didn't have humorless totalitarian liberals making jokes a federal crime.
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 12:53 AM (bMG0w)
Blessed Are The Peacemakers
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:44 AM (RlR2m)
They make the bad guys holey.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2016 12:53 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: William Eaton at November 12, 2016 12:54 AM (MuTTO)
But I confess to have made many a remark about poor little Amy Carter.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:48 AM (sOlkG)
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Of course they are. Do not miss my earlier point.
"We thing they are wrong. They think are evil"
"We don't like them and their ideas. They hate us and wish us to be dead".
This is where we are now. It explains a lot about the reactions you see.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 12, 2016 12:54 AM (UD28m)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:54 AM (RlR2m)
Posted by: Farmer at November 12, 2016 12:55 AM (o/90i)
Well of course we have made remarks about Ann Coulter's Adam's apple, as well we should.
I am not talking about typical Moron remarks that we would make about anyone else, and I have certainly pointed out Mrs O's tranny-like featureson numerous occasions.
I just feel that it goes way beyond that at times, and yet here we are aghast that they are saying mean things about Melania. (Nor have I missed the irony of the Left being so misogynistic)
I am officially done boring everyone with this, and I will even let you have the last word!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:55 AM (sOlkG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2016 12:57 AM (IqV8l)
Blessed Are The Peacemakers
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:44 AM (RlR2m)
That reminds me of the Keith Laumer Retief stories, where the feckless Corps Diplomatique Terrestrienne was backed up by the Peace Enforcers, a naval force with which no alien race in their right mind would argue. Not even the Groaci, those five-eyed little stickyfingers.
Posted by: HTL at November 12, 2016 12:57 AM (mUWne)
Modern, 20th century variants are acceptable in the vaunted .357 Magnum caliber.
And the Colt Peacemakers, are indeed, Blessed.
Carry on.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November
Or a Ruger Old Army, because black powder still works.
Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2016 12:57 AM (2RVmA)
Gravy train just hit the buffers.
Shit rating: Not given.
Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2016 12:57 AM (TppKb)
>> I will even let you have the last word!
As well you should, out of respect for the dead.
Posted by: ibguy at November 12, 2016 12:57 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Ayotte? at November 12, 2016 12:57 AM (M3DRt)
Woe be unto those that do.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 12:50 AM (RlR2m)
Amen to that.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 12, 2016 12:57 AM (sK2fh)
No, it was "never proud of my country before now" that sufficed. An ignorant, arrogant jackass, insulting generations of people vastly better and more admirable than she (or her non-entity affirmative action husband).
And glance at the Princeton stuff and the stupid, racist core is pretty clear. A very ugly and unimpressive interior.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2016 12:58 AM (QDnY+)
with scrambled eggs bill. With the Presidential Seal emblazoned on the
front. ///
And an all female SS protection detail like Kadafi.
Posted by: Willy J. at November 12, 2016 12:58 AM (Ha50C)
Kellyanne Conway. She is the first woman to run a successful presidential campaign. And she won the biggest victory for her team since '88 and Poppy Bush. ANd overall, counting COngress and the state houses and governorships, the biggest R win since '28.
She broke a glass ceiling, you might say. Amazing how that woman hater Trump hired her, ain't it?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 12, 2016 12:58 AM (DW+jj)
Mmmm, what a great 3-day weekend that would be on so many levels!
Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2016 12:58 AM (OXPMi)
My God, you were sorely missed by me in the run-up to the election.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:59 AM (sOlkG)
This evening's entertainment, like tomorrow's, was a Christmas concert spent orchestrally backing Johnny Mathis. Dude can still sing, although his memory was messing with him just a bit this evening. I think he's past 80 now.
Posted by: Piercello at November 12, 2016 12:42 AM (TOLnE)
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Wow. That's one for your memory books!
I saw him about 5 years ago up in DC.
He was wonderful, even if his voice wasn't quite what it was decades ago.
I know he's sold bazillions of records worldwide but he never has been a Big-Glitz Star. He's not pushy enough, I guess, just a dedicated craftsman and artist.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2016 12:59 AM (Nox3c)
Hey, I just wanted to acknowledge that you were right that America's still here under the grime. We're not out of the woods yet, but I was wrong to lose heart and criticize those who were still trying to make it work.
Posted by: Methos at November 12, 2016 12:59 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:55 AM (sOlkG)
*****
Raises paw to be noted that my response was before this post.
So, I should be allowed one more argumentative post here, damnit!
Posted by: Flyboy at November 12, 2016 01:00 AM (UD28m)
Posted by: ibguy at November 12, 2016 01:00 AM (vUcdz)
---(even if we chuckle at it)--- but that's the way it goes with
free-wheeling, spontaneous humor.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2016 12:46 AM (Nox3c)
At home, no one can hear you laugh.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 01:00 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: Willy J. at November 12, 2016 12:58 AM (Ha50C)
Eh, for show, maybe.... and only if he grabs them all by the pussy at once.
He needs actual men. I'd say he's at the biggest risk for assassination we've had in a long time.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 01:01 AM (sOlkG)
Hard to imagine, actually.
No reason imaginable that she would be.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2016 12:53 AM
I heard that and realized, George Will is now beyond early onset stage dementia, sadly.
Posted by: Farmer at November 12, 2016 01:02 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 12, 2016 01:02 AM (DW+jj)
Argue away!!!!
I just don't want anyone thinking I'm sulking or anything if I don't answer.
I'm aware I have already out stayed my welcome on this point.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 01:03 AM (sOlkG)
Posted by: t-bird at November 12, 2016 01:03 AM (7H/2n)
Unless she's led a secret public life, I am at a loss to think of any reason Trump would want her anywhere.
Guess we'll see. I'm assuming there will be non-stop "stories" for the next 2 months about Trump appointing ridiculous lightweights and establishment stooges and abandoning key campaign pledges. Most, or all, inaccurate.
This is a very old pattern. This is what the press does after their enemies have triumphed. Endless, endless passive-aggressive b.s. to dispirit and confuse their enemies and esp. their voters.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2016 01:04 AM (QDnY+)
Yeah just a joke. But the girl power media would twist themselves in knots Which would be fun.
Posted by: Willy J. at November 12, 2016 01:04 AM (Ha50C)
I don't think there's *any* Member of the Horde who thinks you've out stayed your welcome.
Posted by: ibguy at November 12, 2016 01:05 AM (vUcdz)
>> for assassination we've had in a long time.
No question. You can count on one hand the number of people who wanted to go down in history for plugging Historic First, and I'm sure they're not too hard to find.
But Trump's another story entirely.
Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2016 01:06 AM (TppKb)
I'm aware I have already out stayed my welcome on this point.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 01:03 AM (sOlkG)
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You have not done that in any way at all. I don't think you are capqble of such a thing.
I don't actually want to, you know, argue, just wanted to reserve the right.
In other words, already said what I gots to say. Got nuthin.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 12, 2016 01:06 AM (UD28m)
Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2016 12:57 AM (2RVmA)
Both the .44-40 and .45 Colt, began as black powder cartridges.
But, that's the thing. They're cartridges and not a "some assembly required" composition of disparate bits of gun, powder, cap and ball.
Much respect for the Old Army, but a Peacemaker, it is not.
It's far closer to a Remington in concept and execution, than to anything out of Colt's Hartford factory.
But, yes. Blackpowder and homemade, (albeit corrosive) primers, could keep a Peacemaker running effectively long past the "expiration date" lustily dreamed of by the gun grabbers.
Reminds me. I need to get going on stocking up on raw materials from which said powders are made.
And perfect a nitrocellulose recipe for homebrew, too.
The Genie, is truly out of the bottle, and ain't goin' back.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2016 01:06 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 01:06 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 12, 2016 01:07 AM (DW+jj)
Well of course we have made remarks about Ann Coulter's Adam's apple, as well we should.
I am not talking about typical Moron remarks that we would make about anyone else, and I have certainly pointed out Mrs O's tranny-like featureson numerous occasions.
I just feel that it goes way beyond that at times, and yet here we are aghast that they are saying mean things about Melania. (Nor have I missed the irony of the Left being so misogynistic)
I am officially done boring everyone with this, and I will even let you have the last word!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 12:55 AM
You make a good point there.
I'm betting it's killing the Dems that Melania is going to be considered a more beautiful FL than Jackie K.
Posted by: Farmer at November 12, 2016 01:07 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: t-bird
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Wherein he discusses Scut Farkas.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2016 01:08 AM (k8DTS)
Or...
History is written by the Victors.
El Supremo's sidebar puts it politely.....
The endgame is the same. Win.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 12, 2016 01:08 AM (5tNd8)
George Will hasn't been sane for a long time.
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 01:08 AM (bMG0w)
I'm aware I have already out stayed my welcome on this point.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 01:03 AM (sOlkG)
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The now wife is out of town for the weekend and I am bored and posting. Please ignore me.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 12, 2016 01:08 AM (UD28m)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 01:09 AM (sOlkG)
I need this man, he fights. I'm not totally certain that Trump Derangement Syndrome will be as bad as
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 12, 2016 01:10 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: ibguy at November 12, 2016 01:10 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 12, 2016 01:10 AM (u8kLQ)
It made me want to clear my throat all the time, and drove me up the wall.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 12, 2016 01:10 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 12, 2016 01:11 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Ayotte? at November 12, 2016 01:12 AM (M3DRt)
Have the Democrats set themselves up in a situation where they CANNOT nominate a white candidate and expect to get anywhere?
Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2016 01:12 AM (TppKb)
I don't think there's *any* Member of the Horde who thinks you've out stayed your welcome.
Posted by: ibguy
None that I know of.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 01:12 AM (RlR2m)
Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2016 01:12 AM (2RVmA)
>> like that as a big troll to the femiNazis.
So you're basically proposing that Trump do a Robert Palmer video?
Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2016 01:14 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2016 01:14 AM (2RVmA)
So now that that's settled, I can go back to getting my outrage on about the little things, such as this:
Just got a mass email from the asshole husband of a friend of mine, who positions himself as a "climate activist" and all that kind of shit.
So, where is Mr. Climate Activist right now?
IN FREAKING MOROCCO AT A FREAKING "CLIMATE CONFERENCE."
Guess how he got there FROM THE FREAKING WEST COAST OF NORTH AMERICA?
Commercial jetliner, that's correct.
Oh, but don't worry, he didn't actually have to pay for the tickets BECAUSE HE HAS FREQUENT FLYER MILES OUT THE WAZOO FROM JETTING AROUND THE GLOBE TO OTHER JIVE-ASS CLIMATE CONFERENCES.
You see, in the Grand Sweepstakes for World's Biggest Hypocrite, he had slipped into a disappointing 14th place behind Leonardo DiCaprio and Al Gore, so he felt the need to raise his Hypocrisy Rating back up into the Top Ten -- so it's off to Morocco for him! Every mile of fossil-fuel-powered flight made him feel Specialer and Specialer as someone to whom Little People Rules don't apply. Couple more thousand miles and BOOM Top Ten here I come!
And once there in Morocco, what did he do?
GO TO AN "INTERFAITH CLIMATE SESSION" WHERE HE BATHED IN THE TONGUE-LASHING DOLED OUT TO HIM BY MUSLIM ACTIVISTS WHO SHAMED AMERICANS FOR BURNING MORE CARBON THAN RESIDENTS OF THIRD-WORLD SHITHOLES, which made our hero feel properly ashamed of being an American, which is a feeling quite similar to an orgasm -- especially when you volunteered to be humiliated by your chosen Muslim Masters.
The rest of the email was an attempt to virtue-shame all recipients for not being as "climate conscious" as his "interfaith" petrodollar superiors. Really, he went on -- maybe Islam is just more ecoconscious than stupid Trump voters give it credit for!
Oh, and PS: Hillary got more votes than Trump, and also How Can We Tell The Children®???
Now, imagine getting an email like that. I feel like I need to be trepanned to let the steam-pressure out of my skull.
Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2016 01:14 AM (jBuUi)
Or...
History is written by the Victors.
El Supremo's sidebar puts it politely.....
The endgame is the same. Win.
Old saying:
Those that beat their swords into plowshares,
will plow for those who didn't.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2016 01:14 AM (RlR2m)
It occurs to me. In case you all did not know this.
Reince Prebius owns, as in sought it out and bought and paid for...
The "empty chair" that Clint Eastwood used in the '12 RNC convention.
I propose.
At one of the Inaugural Balls, that the SAME PODIUM be procured, and that THAT SAME CHAIR, be positioned accordingly.
And that Mister Eastwood himself, attends said podium, makes a suitable speech and introduction, whereupon one PRESIDENT Donald J. Trump emerges from behind the curtain, comes out and shakes hands with Mr. Eastwood.
And then.
Sits. In. That. Chair.
*savors the thought*
*savors the moment*
Can you but imagine the HOWLS of indignation from the UN dignified left?
Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease....
Someone on the Trump staff who reads AoS, note this, and make it happen!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2016 01:15 AM (v5iqM)
Has anyone pointed out to Mittens that Trump won without ever disclosing his tax returns. Just stonewalled the left.
Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2016 01:15 AM (2RVmA)
I don't think there's *any* Member of the Horde who thinks you've out stayed your welcome.
Posted by: ibguy at November 12, 2016 01:05 AM (vUcdz)
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Amen! No chance of that!
And I think it was a worthy topic to bring up.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2016 01:15 AM (Nox3c)
Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2016 01:15 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2016 01:14 AM (TppKb)
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Simply Deplorabe?
Posted by: Flyboy at November 12, 2016 01:15 AM (UD28m)
Be sure to sign that guy up for lots of urine- and toilet-porn fetish websites. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 12, 2016 01:16 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2016 01:14 AM (jBuUi)
Send him one back: "Enjoy that carbon-neutral camel dick, fool."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2016 01:16 AM (bY0uH)
Well-worn cowboy hats. Grizzled, unshaven faces. Handlebar mustaches. Long trail dusters, with six-guns slung in holsters low on their thighs. Spurs so they jingle when they walk.
They form a phalanx around Trump. When he stops, say gets up to the podium to speak, they all stop around him. They then flip their dusters back, revealing the six-guns, and hold their drawin' hand right above them.
And one guy has a double barrel shotgun, pulls it out and cocks it. Of course, and the have submachine guns, grenade launchers, and all modern arms as well, including a vulcan mini gun they call on at any time. But they look like that for show.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 12, 2016 01:17 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2016 01:04 AM
BINGO! You've seen this all before. No wonder people get more conservative as they age, they accumulate wisdom.
No wonder these idiot kids are out protesting/rioting. They know very little. I know we knew more back then in college. Our group that watched in 76 voted something like 9-1 for Ford over Carter, as we watched the results.
Posted by: Farmer at November 12, 2016 01:17 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2016 01:17 AM (OkKDg)
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The problem I have with the bashing of Melania, with calling her a whore, is the same problem I had with the "Sarah Palin is a C*nt" tee-shirts in 2008.
These sex-specific, low blows are being cast by people who routinely, reflexively, scream about the supposed "misogyny" of others.
One person I wish had lived to see this campaign is Joan Rivers. You can bet she'd be full of gold-digger jokes about Melania, just as she dared make that tranny joke about Michelle.
But that wouldn't bother me --- because she wouldn't be preaching at me about "misogyny" one minute and throwing dirty trash at a woman the next.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2016 12:30 AM (Nox3c)
Joan was a Republican, and a friend of Trumps, and she would have relished doing jokes at their expense, and they would have laughed.
Unlike the White House Correspondents Dinner which went from a night of roasting the President and staff members to a night of attacking every Obama critic. The 2011 dinner with Seth Myers and Obama going after Trump probably gave him the fire to run.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 12, 2016 01:17 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 12, 2016 01:18 AM (IcT7t)
>> without ever disclosing his tax returns. Just
>> stonewalled the left.
If you had Mitt's briefing book of Shit You Can't Say, I'd think Trump covered every line of it and probably a few more as well.
Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2016 01:18 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Farmer
And what are they using to keep there diapers up since they are wearing those safety pins on there shirts?
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 12, 2016 01:18 AM (lBbig)
Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease....
Someone on the Trump staff who reads AoS, note this, and make it happen!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2016 01:15 AM (v5iqM)
That would be awesome, Jim. Please, make it happen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2016 01:19 AM (bY0uH)
I hereby challenge you to a duel. Handguns of any type, and at any handgun-effective distance.
And to be fair to any challenger. I am indeed, as fast as I am, accurate.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2016 01:19 AM (v5iqM)
I may be an ugly little spud but I have had some pretty ladies. The latest one is, of course, the best one so far.
Posted by: GGE of the Mobile Horde, NC Chapter at November 12, 2016 01:19 AM (0aFGa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 12, 2016 01:19 AM (u8kLQ)
To be honest, I've barely seen anything he's written or said for many years, so there's that.
But every snippet I've seen lately has been jaw-droppingly idiotic.
Somebody with more diligence than I (i.e. almost anyone) should really collect a greatest hits of the most absurd stuff written/said by these "thought leaders" in the last 3 months.
I've seen some astonishingly stupid stuff, and not just from known retarded sources like Krugman or Friedman or Brooks (the humiliating, ridiculous thing by Krugman on market crash and T-Rump's triumph sort of re-emphasizes how irrational and stupid vast numbers of "educated" Americans have become).
Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2016 01:20 AM (QDnY+)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2016 01:20 AM (Nox3c)
Drop his email address in 4chan with a "suspected child molester" tag on it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 12, 2016 01:20 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Epobirs at November 12, 2016 01:20 AM (AK5Ni)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 12, 2016 01:10 AM (VdICR)
It will be worse. He denied Hillary from being HISTORIC!!!!
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 12, 2016 01:21 AM (1JnAL)
#666 I dated a girl named Amy Carter once, but unlike the former First Daughter she was smoking hot....
Go on...
Posted by: missed it by thatmuch at November 12, 2016 01:21 AM (2El4P)
Oh, to wish he ends up on the wrong end of some concentrated teargas and nasty nightstick action.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 12, 2016 01:21 AM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Ayotte? at November 12, 2016 01:21 AM (M3DRt)
>> country, would Obama be the leader, or would
>> Hillary?
Are you kidding? Those fascist right-wing reactionaries?
Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2016 01:21 AM (TppKb)
To be honest, I've barely seen anything he's written or said for many years, so there's that.
But every snippet I've seen lately has been jaw-droppingly idiotic.
Somebody with more diligence than I (i.e. almost anyone) should really collect a greatest hits of the most absurd stuff written/said by these "thought leaders" in the last 3 months.
I've seen some astonishingly stupid stuff, and not just from known retarded sources like Krugman or Friedman or Brooks (the humiliating, ridiculous thing by Krugman on market crash and T-Rump's triumph sort of re-emphasizes how irrational and stupid vast numbers of "educated" Americans have become).
Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2016 01:20 AM (QDnY+)
He's been all in on amnesty for quite a while. You can find video of him calling illegal immigration an entrepreneurial act, and that we need to keep bringing in more to prop up the welfare state.
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 01:22 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 12, 2016 01:22 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 12, 2016 01:10 AM (VdICR)
It will be worse. He denied Hillary from being HISTORIC!!!!
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 12, 2016 01:21 AM (1JnAL)
/I]
She's still Historic. She's the first woman from a major political party to lose the presidential election.
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 01:23 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: Epobirs at November 12, 2016 01:20 AM (AK5Ni)
A morbidly-obese superheroine? What is her super-power, the atomic face-sit?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2016 01:23 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 01:23 AM (bMG0w)
The difficulty that arises with Mrs. Obama is that she is not a reserved individual. She insists on (figuratively) getting in people's face in an arrogant manner. She insists that we pay attention to her.
I cannot recall a FLOTUS who was so politically engaged, and so insistant on imposing her perspective on the people. Hold it, I momentarily forgot Hillary.
At any rate, when some is as insistent upon our attention as Mrs. Obama has been, they become subject to scrutiny. With that scrutiny there is the risk of derision.
All sorts of people who have thrust themselves upon the public have suffered derisive comments here, male and female. It is my own feeling that those place themselves in the public eye, and behave in an unrefined matter simply are reaping the seed that they have sown.
FWIW, I have heard some of my ancients say worse things about Eleanor Roosevelt than I have heard about Mrs. Obama. So, this is not not new or exceptional, and while I would not promote it, I regard scathing observations as being largely invited.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2016 01:23 AM (k8DTS)
Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2016 01:24 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: ibguy at November 12, 2016 01:24 AM (vUcdz)
ANGRY LAPD COP: "We order you to disburse!!"
WELLS: "We're not gonna take your orders, Orange Hitler drone!!" (Wells loves to call Trump Orange Hitler)
COP: "Fine, we'll disburse the teargas!"
WELLS: "We're not afraid of your--"
(TEARGAS spray suddenly disperses and surrounds everyone. Wells is brought to his knees, gagging.)
WELLS: "This isn't (vomit) fair!! Don't you idiots know who I am?!?!?"
***FIN***
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 12, 2016 01:25 AM (u8kLQ)
What did they get since 2012 from Obama? Soros stooges bussed in to their neighborhoods to vandalize and pillage. I imagine they're as disenchanted with the JEF as the rest of us. Hollywood are the only ones who still get a tingle.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2016 01:25 AM (OkKDg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 12, 2016 01:21 AM (u8kLQ)
He might relish a little "night-stick" action, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2016 01:25 AM (bY0uH)
It'd be the same way I laugh at Foxworthy and his bud's redneck stuff, when I'm a card-carrying redneck. Yet, when some lefty snowflake pajama boy does, I get mad at him.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 12, 2016 01:25 AM (DW+jj)
http://www.cop22-morocco.com/
COP22 - UN Climate Change Conference 2016, Marrakech, Morocco
The whole Web Site is a volcano of sanctimonious dogshittery.
Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2016 01:25 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2016 01:26 AM (QDnY+)
Enjoy the election results, people. This, I think, is the start of the beginning of the restoration of our beloved country to that "shining city on a hill".
And always remember, you are Americans, so that head is held HIGH--more so now than ever.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 12, 2016 01:26 AM (X35Yt)
Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2016 01:26 AM (2RVmA)
Oh my!
Seriously, Krugman and Friedman are both clear examples of what happens when an individual who's fairly competent within a field feels entitled to pontificate on issues well outside his remit.
Brooks is just a nice passive little mouthpiece that says what his media minders want him to. To call him an airhead would be an insult to nitrogen molecules everywhere.
Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2016 01:26 AM (TppKb)
"Oooo that pain is deee-lish!! Could you hit me down here near my balls just a wee bit more?!?" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 12, 2016 01:26 AM (u8kLQ)
When do you plan on crossing the border?
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 01:26 AM (zTDoA)
And I ADORE a man in an old school duster, so YES PLEASE may we have several of them surrounding President Trump on every possible occasion?
With PLENTY of six-shooters?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 01:26 AM (sOlkG)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 12, 2016 01:27 AM (DW+jj)
Have the Democrats set themselves up in a situation where they CANNOT nominate a white candidate and expect to get anywhere?
Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2016 01:12 AM (TppKb)
It's why I said Virginia was in play. Trump lost it, but the black vote, 20% of Va vote, wasn't that fired up for her.
But, one thing to look at, Obama was the first, so there was great excitement, and I don't think the excitement will be as high for the 2nd.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 12, 2016 01:27 AM (1JnAL)
... or ... you can indulge in some good quality chocolate and point & laugh ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at November 12, 2016 01:28 AM (AoK0a)
>> dogshittery.
"volcano of sanctimonious dogshittery"
Artistry. Pure artistry.
Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2016 01:28 AM (TppKb)
Have the Democrats set themselves up in a situation where they CANNOT nominate a white candidate and expect to get anywhere?
Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2016 01:12 AM (TppKb)
It's why I said Virginia was in play. Trump lost it, but the black vote, 20% of Va vote, wasn't that fired up for her.
But, one thing to look at, Obama was the first, so there was great excitement, and I don't think the excitement will be as high for the 2nd.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 12, 2016 01:27 AM (1JnAL)
Especially if it winds up being that they are doing better under Trump than they did under Obama.
Won't exactly be a difficult feat to accomplish.
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 01:29 AM (bMG0w)
Always appreciate the reminder!!
Posted by: mindful webworker - was here at November 12, 2016 01:29 AM (2El4P)
zombie, you have a good See's Candies location nearby? Indulge in some of their incredible buttercreams, you've earned it. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 12, 2016 01:29 AM (u8kLQ)
The Trumptacularness Celebratin requires sleep.....
To be resumed later today.
Take care.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 12, 2016 01:29 AM (+aiYj)
Yeah, anybody sez anything about Tammy, they gotta go through me. Of course, that won't be too difficult, with this damned arthritis. But in spirit, I'm one of the guys in traildusters I was going on about.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 12, 2016 01:30 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 12, 2016 01:17 AM (1JnAL)
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Gone too soon.
As you say, she would have a ball joking about Trump but would have gotten plenty of zingers in against his critics.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2016 01:30 AM (Nox3c)
When do you plan on crossing the border?
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 01:26 AM (zTDoA)
(pauses digging, leans on spade)
I am on tenterhooks regarding a possible new job assignment. Even though I'd sooner go South, I cannot afford to turn down work.
I'll be calling them Monday, and suggest that if they cannot get confirmation from the potential client by Friday next, that I am headed south regardless.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2016 01:31 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 12, 2016 01:31 AM (u8kLQ)
I may be an ugly little spud but I have had some pretty ladies. The latest one is, of course, the best one so far.
Posted by: GGE
It's the kilt.
Posted by: Jean at November 12, 2016 01:31 AM (2RVmA)
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 01:32 AM (bMG0w)
Trump's "what the hell do you have to lose?" is probably the first honest thing a politician's said to black Americans since Reconstruction.
Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2016 01:32 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: rhomboid
The problem in this case is that he is the husband of one of my best friends. She is NOT a hypocrite, and just shrugs or rolls her eyes when he rants about climate change. I have no problem with her. So I don't want to intentionally have a big fight with her husband, as it would obviously cause a lot of unnecessary friction. So I just do my best to ignore and tolerate the guy. The problem is that like so many oblivious assholes, he doesn't know that he is an asshole, and he keep pushing the envelope further into infuriation territory without apparently even realizing that he's doing so. If he would leave leave himself to himself, I wouldn't care so much because I wouldn't have to confront his idiocy. The worst kind of idiot is an in-your-face aggressive unself-aware loudmouth idiot. They're more difficult to ignore.
Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2016 01:32 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 01:32 AM (bMG0w)
He is a man who is comfortable in his own skin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2016 01:33 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: Ayotte? at November 12, 2016 01:33 AM (M3DRt)
When do you plan on crossing the border?
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 01:26 AM (zTDoA)
(pauses digging, leans on spade)
I am on tenterhooks regarding a possible new job assignment. Even though I'd sooner go South, I cannot afford to turn down work.
I'll be calling them Monday, and suggest that if they cannot get confirmation from the potential client by Friday next, that I am headed south regardless.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2016 01:31 AM (bY0uH)
Proof that Shoe0nHead is right and we need a wall on the northern border as well to prevent those maple syrup chuggers from coming here.
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 01:33 AM (bMG0w)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2016 01:15 AM (v5iqM)
Man, my junk is never going to go soft again if this is done.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 12, 2016 01:34 AM (1JnAL)
Gilligan's Island Cast Reunion on Fox's Late Show 1988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9yJ5zegnDY
They're all dead now.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2016 10:45 PM (mBtaw)
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You are such a fucking ray of sunshine.
Posted by: Joy at November 12, 2016 01:35 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2016 01:35 AM (k8DTS)
Won't exactly be a difficult feat to accomplish.
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 01:29
He could actually do this, as you say easy bar to reach. Some are waking up, just saw 2 AAs on Hannity for Trump.
Posted by: Farmer at November 12, 2016 01:35 AM (o/90i)
Commercial jetliner, that's correct.
So I take it he's never heard of Skype or Webex.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2016 01:36 AM (OkKDg)
Reminds me, back in the early 2000s, a hilarious story about a rare western press event Brother Colonel did. He was promoting some ridiculous ag development scheme. He did the Q ampersand A while driving a tractor, obliging the western press to trot along behind him.
He was wearing a powder blue jump-suit sort of get-up, with high leather boots, and a salmon-colored cape (I distinctly remember these details).
Of all the blood-stained idiot dictators and strongmen of the 70s and 80s - and there were many - he was always the most fun.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2016 01:36 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2016 01:32 AM (jBuUi)
Send him an anonymous gift: a dead pansy plant in a bell jar, with a label on it reading, "guaranteed zero ppm CO2".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2016 01:36 AM (bY0uH)
honest thing a politician's said to black Americans since
Reconstruction.
I'm amazed that such thinking hasn't become a movement.
Posted by: Crusader at November 12, 2016 01:37 AM (OXPMi)
Dispensing with the faux pleasantries virtually all of Donald Trump critics are now offering, Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) on MSNBC this afternoon refused to accept the legitimacy of his election.
Anchor Thomas Roberts asked Waters, “Do you respect the outcome of this election and are you willing to work in the future with the Trump Administration.”
“Well, the election has taken place. And we have to wait and see who this man is and what he is going to do. I don’t believe anything Donald Trump says,” she responded. “He has lied and distorted information all throughout this campaign. I want to know when he is going to show us his taxes?”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2016 01:37 AM (IqV8l)
>> unself-aware loudmouth idiot.
We've seen a lot of that this campaign season, here in the Bay Area, with everyone who just assumes you think Trump's an idiot and Hillarity is the next President.
Memo to Democrats: Your entire electoral postmortem can be summarized as follows:
Do not nominate a felon.
You might have President Biden right now. You might have President Sanders. But you bent the process, you bent the institutions of government, and guess what? People figured it out.
Okay, it took the deus ex machina of Wikileaks, for which Julian Assange should get a Congressional Medal of Freedom or whatever it is. But given the information (a job American journalists clearly won't do) the figured it out.
Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2016 01:37 AM (TppKb)
Maybe leave some literature on the Marsh Arabs & how they love GW Bush for restoring their homes after ecologically devastated by Saddam Hussein ... just some where discoverable by him ... his man cave ... the bath room ...
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at November 12, 2016 01:38 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 12, 2016 01:38 AM (DW+jj)
My daughter took me to Applebee's, and even paid for my drinks!
Just a double Rum and Coke chased with a Patron margarita.
Posted by: Joy at November 12, 2016 01:38 AM (ahx2/)
*Seinfeld voice
@BreakingNews 1h
4 people shot in Denver near Fillmore St. and MLK Blvd., police say; no word on suspect - @DenverPolice, ABC7
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2016 01:38 AM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 01:23 AM (bMG0w)
Yeah, but Trump denied her crashing her Hoverround through the glass ceiling.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 12, 2016 01:38 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: buzzion
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Really. If they send that damn Polar Express down here again this winter I'm going to go build a wall myself.
BTW, anyone who didn't look at the link in the 'Moving' paragraph of the Content, is missing a treat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2016 01:39 AM (k8DTS)
Posted by: Joy at November 12, 2016 01:40 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: GGE of the Mobile Horde, NC Chapter at November 12, 2016 01:40 AM (0aFGa)
Posted by: Catwrangler at November 12, 2016 01:40 AM (PQMST)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 12, 2016 01:40 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2016 01:40 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Joy at November 12, 2016 01:41 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: rickb223
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Like this?: http://preview.tinyurl.com/h6vvo3b
I think Melania could pull that off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2016 01:41 AM (k8DTS)
Situations are all different, as I said YMMV, and I've gone a lot more scorched-earth than you have ..... and with people who are pretty tame compared to much of the world you live (as gleaned from your online descriptions). It was a cumulative thing, though a certain period and experience left me pretty much resolved just not to put with it any more,.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2016 01:42 AM (QDnY+)
Trump needs to make him Ambassador to Antarctica and leave him there. WIth the penguins.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 12, 2016 01:42 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2016 01:42 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: GGE of the Mobile Horde, NC Chapter at November 12, 2016 01:43 AM (0aFGa)
Posted by: Jackal at November 12, 2016 01:43 AM (NiR1r)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 01:44 AM (ahx2/)
And given a bit of camel toe it'd be the front page of the Daily Mail the next morning.
Posted by: JEM at November 12, 2016 01:44 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 12, 2016 01:45 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Farmer at November 12, 2016 01:45 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 01:45 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 01:46 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: JEM
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Wait... is grabbing a camel toe okay? Just a hypothetical, technical question, for clarification.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2016 01:47 AM (k8DTS)
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2016 01:47 AM (v5iqM)
I'll see if there's news about Jeffrey Wells and his "protest" tomorrow. As I've said before, I'm not going to shed any tears if he's bitching about getting arrested.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 12, 2016 01:47 AM (u8kLQ)
as well to prevent those maple syrup chuggers from coming here.///
Isn't the fact they have to pass through Detroit a virtual wall to the north?
Posted by: Willy J. at November 12, 2016 01:48 AM (Ha50C)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 01:49 AM (ahx2/)
OK, from the brief read I had earlier I thought you were one and the same.
I'm sorry for your loss and think that new nic was so inspired. Be well and hold on to good memories of Carl.
Posted by: Farmer at November 12, 2016 01:49 AM (o/90i)
Isn't the fact they have to pass through Detroit a virtual wall to the north?
Posted by: Willy J.
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I think AOP just motors across the wheat fields and prairie.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2016 01:51 AM (k8DTS)
I am.
Plus, my oldest grandaughter, who will turn three a week before my b-day, said "I love you Gammy" on the phone.
So yeah, joy and pain indeed.
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 01:52 AM (ahx2/)
I'm sorry for your loss and think that new nic was so inspired. Be well and hold on to good memories of Carl.
Posted by: Farmer at November 12, 2016 01:49 AM (o/90i)
I missed the word I guess. Carl passed on? My heartfelt condolences.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2016 01:52 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 01:53 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: GGE of the Mobile Horde, NC Chapter at November 12, 2016 01:53 AM (0aFGa)
SMFH, I am so, so sorry.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 12, 2016 01:53 AM (sOlkG)
Don't know the exact meaning of the nic....but all love and every prayer sent.
I'd scan in my shoulder for you to lean on, if you had a 3-D printer from which to produce it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2016 01:54 AM (v5iqM)
I think it was there I learned, of what did they call it, zero-coverage, three-string minikinis, I think. The "bottom" of such, at the front was nothing but three little strings. One on each side, one in the middle, which acted as sort of cooter thong, going right up the middle of it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 12, 2016 01:54 AM (DW+jj)
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Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2016 01:54 AM (jBuUi)
Proof that Shoe0nHead is right and we need a wall on the northern border as well to prevent those maple syrup chuggers from coming here.
Posted by: buzzion at November 12, 2016 01:33 AM (bMG0w)
I looked her up and found her video on the election results.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpnAlGG6Bk8
Dang she's purty.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 12, 2016 01:55 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2016 01:51 AM (k8DTS)
I thought all the crossings other than Windsor were Snow, Bog and Mountain.
Posted by: Willy J. at November 12, 2016 01:56 AM (Ha50C)
I'll be going back to the house tomorrow.
Been at my daughter's for the past three days.
Been procrastinating.
I'll be ok.
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 01:56 AM (ahx2/)
Might also have something to do with the fact that Morocco is located in the Sahara.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2016 01:57 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 01:57 AM (ahx2/)
And NOW I'm going back to work.
Posted by: GGE of the Mobile Horde, NC Chapter at November 12, 2016 01:58 AM (0aFGa)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 12, 2016 01:36 AM (QDnY+)
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Yep. If they're going to be tyrants, let them at least be colorfully laughable.
Hugo Chavez, for example, was a nasty idiot --- but he wore that cute red beret and had a pet parrot, usually on his shoulder. And while Fidel would drone on and on with boring speeches, Hugo would sing folk and pop songs...on and on.
Sure, he wrecked the place, but.....
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 12, 2016 02:00 AM (Nox3c)
He changed me, so I more than understand.
Funnily enough, my dark, morbid ass brought sunshine in his life.
Gotta shake my head at that
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:00 AM (ahx2/)
Love.
Nothing else. Just. Love.
Sent via prayer-o-gram, to you.
My words now, fail. I'll write to you more later, not here.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 12, 2016 02:01 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:02 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:02 AM (ahx2/)
I thought all the crossings other than Windsor were Snow, Bog and Mountain.
Posted by: Willy J. at November 12, 2016 01:56 AM (Ha50C)
Most of the ones from Minnesota to Montana are out on bald prairie. There's a wire fence, with a wheatfield on one side, and a wheatfield on the other side.
From Montana westward, the border crossings tend to be in river valleys, because the mountain ridges are tough to travel. So there will be a river, a set of train tracks, and a highway, all in a narrow valley.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2016 02:04 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Interestingly, the Sahara USED to be a lush rainy jungle -- until the dreaded CLIMATE CHANGE turned it into a desert.
The problem with this fact for the AGW crowd is that the Sahara's climate changed all by itself tens of thousands of years before mankind played any role whatsoever, proving that "climate change" is 100% natural and happens constantly and is normal even when totally "extreme."
So, the Sahara went from Jungle to Desert. The seas go up 300 feet, the seas go down 300 feet. Ice caps extend 1/3 of the way down the face of the earth from the North Pole -- and then retreat and evaporate to nothing. And so on and so on. And this has been happening INCESSANTLY for MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS of years before humankind even appeared, much less industrialized.
But We Must Do Something To Stop The Evil Climate Change We Cause!!!1!!1!. Hey, that'd make a good tweet. Does this flight have free wi-fi?
Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2016 02:06 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:07 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 02:08 AM (tOcW/)
May I suggest ...
https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/2016/11/11/
listen-to-leonard-cohen-recite-in-flanders-fields.html
extra space before listen ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at November 12, 2016 02:08 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:09 AM (ahx2/)
because the mountain ridges are tough to travel. So there will be a
river, a set of train tracks, and a highway, all in a narrow valley.///
Just stay off the Red river. It will float you up instead of down.
Posted by: Willy J. at November 12, 2016 02:09 AM (Ha50C)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 02:11 AM (tOcW/)
He changed me, so I more than understand.
Funnily enough, my dark, morbid ass brought sunshine in his life.
Gotta shake my head at that
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:00
It is awesome you could bring him some comfort in his last days. I mean considering you are a dark, morbid ass...well that's not what I mean...well oh crap...you done a good thing.
Glad you stayed at the daughter's for a bit. Be well.
Posted by: Farmer at November 12, 2016 02:11 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:11 AM (ahx2/)
"Mom, I just got back from Trump Camp! Guess what we made? "
"MONEY! "
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 11, 2016 10:23 PM (zu88C)
----------------------It feels like a threadwinner, but no doubt there will be more.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 02:12 AM (tHwdc)
I'll send an e-mail in a little while right after I find my glasses.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 02:13 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Willy J. at November 12, 2016 02:09 AM (Ha50C)
Likewise the Kettle River. Rises in southern B.C., crosses into Washington near Midway, B.C., re-enters B.C. near Grand Forks, and crosses back into the U.S.A. near Christina Lake. It eventually merges with the Columbia.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2016 02:13 AM (bY0uH)
Rivers that run north fuck up the spring runoff.
Posted by: Willy J. at November 12, 2016 02:15 AM (Ha50C)
Posted by: Willy J. at November 12, 2016 02:15 AM (Ha50C)
The Red River quite often floods large areas of North Dakota and Manitoba.
The Milk River in southern Alberta flows south and joins the Missouri in northern Montana, so is part of the Mississippi watershed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2016 02:19 AM (bY0uH)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:20 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2016 02:20 AM (bY0uH)
I don't think it went completely desert in one fell swoop. The Romans imported Egyptian grain for many years.
Posted by: Adriane the Historical Critic ... at November 12, 2016 02:21 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 02:08
Not a peep, hypocrites. Saw Sherriff Clarke talk about how to deal w/ this crap. BTW, nothing like that going on in Milwaukee. I think he'd be a great addition to the Trump administration.
Even tho he's a Dem like you. Some have become sane.
Posted by: Farmer at November 12, 2016 02:21 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:21 AM (ahx2/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:11 AM (ahx2/)
There is no current popular song that cannot be improved by Postmodern Jukebox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLnZ1NQm2uk
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 12, 2016 02:24 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:25 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 02:25 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:26 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 02:28 AM (tOcW/)
Cooth tipped me off about your loss. He is obviously thinking about you. My condolences to you and your loved ones.
Posted by: jc at November 12, 2016 02:30 AM (iRJ+A)
Posted by: Willy J. at November 12, 2016 02:31 AM (Ha50C)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:31 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Catwrangler at November 12, 2016 02:32 AM (PQMST)
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people sell or trade away guns?
who knew?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 12, 2016 02:32 AM (O6uY/)
http://tinyurl.com/zs3m9oj
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:33 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:34 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 02:34 AM (tOcW/)
that marijuana regulation is now up to the states to decide for
themselves. Going after the gangs and cartels that supply the truly
dangerous drugs is the goal. Taking this step will weaken them greatly,
making that task easier.
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Back in the 90s, my arch-conservative father suggested decriminalizing all drugs. It's the only thing that hasn't been tried, he said, and everything else has failed.
The Darwin candidates would OD and at some point the rest would rein themselves in. Any crimes committed under the influence would be tried on the action, not the drugs.
Eliminate the DEA completely.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 02:37 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:38 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 12, 2016 02:38 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 02:41 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:44 AM (ahx2/)
...
Of all the blood-stained idiot dictators and strongmen of the 70s and 80s - and there were many - he was always the most fun.
Posted by: rhomboid
Reminds me of the Johnny Carson joke as to why he was so aggressive. "Get the name right, he won't fight."
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2016 02:44 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:45 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 02:46 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:38 AM (ahx2/)
Not my cup of tea musically speaking, but I listened to the whole thing and it's a very good song.
And I also offer my condolences for Carl. I learned about his passing earlier today when I was at work.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 12, 2016 02:50 AM (sdi6R)
But admittedly funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJDD9WCxYQI
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:50 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 02:53 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The French Broad flows north into the Tennessee, which then flows north to the Ohio.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2016 02:55 AM (k8DTS)
Carl liked it due to these lyrics:
I need her like the air I breath
She was bad then and still that girl...
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:56 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 12, 2016 02:56 AM (d76uN)
http://tinyurl.com/jv27cum
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 02:57 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2016 02:57 AM (k8DTS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR1m98xnl5c
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 12, 2016 02:58 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:58 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 02:58 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 02:59 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 02:59 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 03:01 AM (tOcW/)
Scroll down for the warner!
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 11, 2016 10:33 PM (jViDg)
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Yeah, Notorious DJT called that one.
I think this new disaster for Huma calls for a reposting of my iambic pentameter from 2013:
"Now has the Wiener of our discontent/Made flaccid yon congressman from New York/And all the briefs that bulged in tweets of yore/In deep denial laid to shameful rest."
The arc of this Wiener/Abedin story, within the larger arc of the Clinton story (wherein Hillary "stands by her man" and encourages Huma to do likewise, thus inadvertently bringing her own hopes and dreams crashing down upon her) is truly awesome in its tragic Shakespearean character.
One wishes the Bard were alive today to bring it to the stage.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 03:02 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 03:01 AM (tOcW/)
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The cluelessness never ceases to amaze me.
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:02 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:03 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Um, not so much, reading the commentary at the bottom of Tim's link.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2016 03:04 AM (7H/2n)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:04 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2016 03:05 AM (7H/2n)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIzcNLOogc
It feels good to help others, to the point where it almost becomes selfish to love others.
Your love helped a fellow soldier carry-over to The Other Side.
Your shining example stands as a path that others should follow.
-Please allow your love to "overflow" and might we all take a moment to allow the sweetness to find us.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 03:05 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:09 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:09 AM (ahx2/)
Thanks SMFH. I actually tweeted it to Wiener. It was a bitch trying to shrink it to 140 characters.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 12, 2016 03:09 AM (tHwdc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 03:10 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 03:10 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 03:11 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:11 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:12 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 03:12 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 03:13 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 12, 2016 03:13 AM (d76uN)
The Bye couldn't have came at a better time.
Rest up, go to Mexico City for our "home" game to terrorize Osweiller and the rest of the Texans, and go 8-2.
God is good indeed.
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:15 AM (ahx2/)
...Thank you, darlin'.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 03:16 AM (6gk0M)
SMFH, I sent my "real" e-mail address to you
I think I may put, "Burning Trump in effigy while singing, 'Give peace a chance' shows utter cluelessness." on a whiteboard sign tomorrow/later today
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 03:17 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at November 12, 2016 03:17 AM (LBO1U)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:19 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:19 AM (ahx2/)
Take your time, dear, and take care of yourself.
Goodnight/morning
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 03:20 AM (tOcW/)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:20 AM (ahx2/)
I understood why.
Now that you've found Him again, you're off-and-running.
Your brilliance cannot be contained.
We all love you.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 03:21 AM (6gk0M)
One wishes the Bard were alive today to bring it to the stage.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess
There is certainly something Shakespearean about Anthony Weiner, but hardly tragic.
The Donkey headed buffoon would more appropriately be starring in a Midsummer Night's Dream.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2016 03:21 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:22 AM (ahx2/)
Perhaps you couldn't understand our love without Carl.
Your sentiment becomes our perspective.
...and vice-versa.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 03:25 AM (6gk0M)
I sought the LORD, and he heard me,
and delivered me from all my fears.
They looked unto him, and were lightened:
and their faces were not ashamed.
This poor man cried, and the LORD heard him,
and saved him out of all his troubles.
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:25 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit
That blue/red shorthand was purposely inverted by the Leftist media about '80.
"Reds"... I realize you may not have been alive to understand this but... was a shorthand for communists/socialists since the early 1900's.
The right is anything but Red. And the media doesn't deserve any deference, especially now.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2016 03:26 AM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:27 AM (ahx2/)
Happened into an NPR article about Trump's plans for the country. Not only is it holy shit YUGE but the retards on their FB page are throwing shit fits (I went under my girlfriend's page I don't do FB).
Best thing ever is seeing one after another saying oh yes he can make them pay for the wall he can take remittances, they need access to our market WAY more than we need access to their country, etc.
They're paying for that goddamn wall one way or another and they already know it. It's already done.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 12, 2016 03:29 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:30 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 03:30 AM (6gk0M)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:31 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 12, 2016 03:32 AM (4ErVI)
That blue/red shorthand was purposely inverted by the Leftist media about '80.
"Reds"... I realize you may not have been alive to understand this but... was a shorthand for communists/socialists since the early 1900's.
The right is anything but Red. And the media doesn't deserve any deference, especially now.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2016 03:26 AM (v4Dtx)
I absolutely despise the "red state/blue state" crap.
The commies are the Reds. They always were and always will be.
We really need to stop accepting the definitions the Left gives us.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 12, 2016 03:32 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 12, 2016 03:32 AM (4ErVI)
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This gal ain't despairin'
Almost feel sorry for them.
Almost.
Gotta work on that.
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:34 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:35 AM (ahx2/)
"Reds"... I realize you may not have been alive to understand this but... was a shorthand for communists/socialists since the early 1900's.
The right is anything but Red. And the media doesn't deserve any deference, especially now.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
If we're really headed for a national divorce, how about adopting a new color scheme: they can be blues, and we will be the greys.
I'm glad this latest election has at least brought the possibility strongly into the left's consciousness. Calexit, exodus to Canada. Maybe this is the first step to an amicable divorce, a separation like in the Bible under king Rehoboam, when Israel bloodlessly separated into Israel, and Judah.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2016 03:36 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:40 AM (ahx2/)
Trump's proposals are a nuclear cannon to the crotch lol.
Fucking term limits front and center.
If these guys were smart they'd see that for what it is, and they've likely got people on staff who do, but I guarantee you the first thing out of these cockroaches mouths is the term limits thing. They're going to home in like a laser on the bread and butter. Guarantee it. It's why he put it in there.
When the peel off that scab they're going to see another Trump staring at them.
God I'm loving this shit. What an amazing time to be alive!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 12, 2016 03:42 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:43 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 12, 2016 03:42 AM (4ErVI)
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Yes it is.
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:45 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:46 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
Almost worse.
I'm glad this latest election has at least brought the possibility strongly into the left's consciousness. Calexit, exodus to Canada. Maybe this is the first step to an amicable divorce, a separation like in the Bible under king Rehoboam, when Israel bloodlessly separated into Israel, and Judah.
The future is less exciting than we or they might hope for.
History, and by extension, the future, is long stretches of coasting with a bits of drama and violence interspersed.
I'm not even sure how Israel/Judah would compare especially considering the level of violence before and after that event.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2016 03:47 AM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:49 AM (ahx2/)
And thinking about Congress I'll be surprised if Paul Ryan is around by the end of the year as Speaker. Not happening with the new sheriff in town. He'll be replaced by someone willing to do Trump's bidding.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 12, 2016 03:51 AM (4ErVI)
"Agreed to this then did that"
If they had it, they would have used it.
He will keep his promises any way he can.
I fully expect a pile of skulls that Scott Walker could only dream of.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 12, 2016 03:51 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:52 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2016 03:52 AM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2016 03:53 AM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:53 AM (ahx2/)
"Agreed to this then did that"
If they had it, they would have used it.
He will keep his promises any way he can.
I fully expect a pile of skulls that Scott Walker could only dream of.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 12, 2016 03:51 AM (d76uN)
I think so. I think if you made a deal with Donald, he's going to deliver.
The Evangelicals are getting a SCOTUS justice. Maybe two.
Who do we have on tap in the House in PA, MI, or WI other than Ryan? I'm thinking one of those guys is going to be Speaker.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 12, 2016 03:54 AM (4ErVI)
... with dildo and bong.
... just like Great Leader Mao Ze Dong.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2016 03:57 AM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 03:58 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2016 02:28 AM (tOcW/)
Magnesium for muscle cramps, heart arrhythmias, and insomnia. Most people are deficient these days. Look for particular forms: magnesium malate or gluconate.
Posted by: Buckshot at November 12, 2016 03:59 AM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 12, 2016 04:01 AM (6gk0M)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqyT8IEBkvY
Damn my future Son-in-law for hooking me.
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 04:02 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 04:02 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Shiggz at November 12, 2016 04:04 AM (G7wcY)
I think ryan will start as Speaker. I do not think he will last more than 3 months though. I think he is being set up. It'll be a show. A small spectacle where ryan comes out the big loser.
He will be publicly humiliated to the point where he has to step down as Speaker and maybe even resign.
*End Conspiracy Theory*
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 12, 2016 04:04 AM (d76uN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqyT8IEBkvY
Damn my future Son-in-law for hooking me.
Posted by: SMFH
It's like an accidental campaign ad.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2016 04:07 AM (v4Dtx)
Khabral Muhammad, Community Organizer
Posted by: Shiggz at November 12, 2016 04:07 AM (G7wcY)
Posted by: Shiggz at November 12, 2016 04:08 AM (G7wcY)
Posted by: A diplorable dude in MI at November 12, 2016 04:09 AM (SxBH1)
He will be publicly humiliated to the point where he has to step down as Speaker and maybe even resign.
*End Conspiracy Theory*
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
To Be Fair (tm ), he may actually be a loser.
I'm sure there's some Shakespeare quote about what could have been and the pointlessness of wishing otherwise.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2016 04:10 AM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2016 04:07 AM (v4Dtx)
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Bruno's my boy, but he looks like Qadaffi in the video.
With Trump being compared to terrorists, it's just that much more entertaining.
I have a feeling Bruno voted for Trump.
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 04:12 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 04:17 AM (ahx2/)
With Trump being compared to terrorists, it's just that much more entertaining.
I have a feeling Bruno voted for Trump.
Posted by: SMFH
24K Vegas is Turnip's milieu.
Mars' better on the 6 string than on Pro-tracks creations.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2016 04:19 AM (v4Dtx)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2016 04:20 AM (GH68B)
Sorry to be pedantic at 4:30am, but I think you mean olive branch. Fig leaf is what someone should have extended to Anthony Weiner.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2016 04:25 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2016 04:25 AM (GH68B)
Posted by: SMFH no more - Joy and Pain - 11/8 and 11/9 at November 12, 2016 04:26 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Joy at November 12, 2016 04:29 AM (ahx2/)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 12, 2016 04:30 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2016 04:31 AM (GH68B)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 12, 2016 04:32 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2016 04:33 AM (GH68B)
So far, sitting on my butt is all I can manage.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
It's 4:30am on a Saturday. To be productive at this point would be gauche.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2016 04:34 AM (dtWKK)
Trump as a Democrat, I think that too.
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2016 04:36 AM (GH68B)
Posted by: creeper at November 12, 2016 04:38 AM (R0i94)
Moving things around in the Family Room. Mrs Tim and the kids will be up soon to start with the Christmas decorating.
Also have to make room for the small teevee so we can watch Rudolf and Frosty.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 12, 2016 04:42 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Shiggz
The Donald needs to purge whitehouse.gov of all community organizers named "Muhammad". Man, I don't even want to think about how many Muhammads Obama appointed to various positions, and all the mischief they've been up to.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2016 04:42 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 12, 2016 04:43 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: creeper at November 12, 2016 04:44 AM (R0i94)
I can barely think most time.
Everything I write looks stiff, disjointed, overly formal to me.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 12, 2016 04:46 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2016 04:49 AM (GH68B)
They feel worse about losing an election than the murder of 20 kids.
As if it wasn't already obvious, if someone has to keep broadcasting how they're so compassionate and good, they're admitting they aren't.
Posted by: gewa76 at November 12, 2016 04:52 AM (B6OKy)
Posted by: creeper at November 12, 2016 04:55 AM (R0i94)
To each his own. I prefer Hillary Saturday: get drunk and sleep till noon.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2016 05:00 AM (dtWKK)
The best part was a typo in a Tweet: "'We reject the president eject" shout the protesters during s standoff with deputies near Portland City Hall. #LiveOnK2 pic.twitter.com/OFjxgrgVuW"
Posted by: creeper at November 12, 2016 05:00 AM (R0i94)
The Police however now can take a bit more action.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 12, 2016 05:01 AM (d76uN)
Gosh, it's nice to have teeth for a change.
Posted by: creeper at November 12, 2016 05:02 AM (R0i94)
The Orlando shooter was a Muslim, so the left aren't allowed to process it. They probably repress the knowledge of it like Gregory Peck in Spellbound.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2016 05:05 AM (dtWKK)
That's what I'm seeing.
Heart rending terror. Shame. Shame.
Posted by: P.E.T.A. at November 12, 2016 05:06 AM (NnnZy)
Posted by: Gem at November 12, 2016 05:06 AM (uaHyk)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2016 05:12 AM (dtWKK)
Happy day after, veterans. And thank you one more time. We can't say it often enough.
Posted by: creeper at November 12, 2016 05:15 AM (R0i94)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 12, 2016 05:15 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 12, 2016 05:18 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 12, 2016 05:23 AM (dtWKK)
You were fired. Sorry bout yer luck granny.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 12, 2016 05:29 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 12, 2016 05:33 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2016 05:44 AM (GH68B)
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2016 05:46 AM (GH68B)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 12, 2016 05:46 AM (d76uN)
Now I'm hungry.
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2016 05:50 AM (GH68B)
Had a lovely evening planned, but the disruption and risk downtown meant we had to stay in.
**evil grin**
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 12, 2016 05:51 AM (FMeM3)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 12, 2016 05:52 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2016 05:53 AM (GH68B)
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2016 05:55 AM (GH68B)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 12, 2016 05:56 AM (FMeM3)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 12, 2016 06:02 AM (d5M6i)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2016 06:03 AM (J+eG2)
"Agreed to this then did that"
If they had it, they would have used it.
He will keep his promises any way he can.
I fully expect a pile of skulls that Scott Walker could only dream of.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 12, 2016 03:51 AM (d76uN)
I've already seen "Trump Walks Back Huge Campaign Promise."
After three days.
Posted by: Gem at November 12, 2016 06:03 AM (uaHyk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2016 06:05 AM (xQJTG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 12, 2016 06:07 AM (xQJTG)
Le NOOD
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 12, 2016 06:08 AM (J+eG2)
Today, Dennis Prager asked if you were oppressed, would you rather look up and see 1,000 US armed service members, or 1,000 peace activists?
Thanks for keeping the black flag hoisted. I wrote a letter to my older two kids today, in keeping with the trend toward explaining the election. Hope they can sleep at night. http://www.rightonusa.org/write-in-voting-1.html
Posted by: LaLaLandRoxanne at November 12, 2016 06:19 AM (lbumz)
Safety Pin = i have a tiny little prick.
Posted by: Diaper Dandy at November 12, 2016 06:47 AM (NnnZy)
Posted by: Dave Funk at November 12, 2016 09:08 AM (I7hyR)
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