Son of Mid-Morning Open Thread [OregonMuse]

Lots of traffic on the old one, thought a new one would be just the thing. Drink recipe reposted below the fold:

Hillary's Bitter Tears

1 oz vodka (Use Tito's - it's from Texas*)
1 oz Campari
2 ozs blood orange juice
1 ounce grapefruit juice.
2 dashes of Angostura bitters

Pour all ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker - using two hands, like you were wringing her hag neck, shake vigorously. Strain and serve in a chilled martini glass. Garnish with a grapefruit twist.

This drink will be slightly bitter ~ but should be quite drinkable.

(H/T to Publius Redux)

Posted by: Open Blogger at 12:06 PM




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1 Thanks.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:08 PM (/4GEs)

2

hehe, perfect

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (qCMvj)

3 I love the smell of new threads.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (hdpay)

4 I wonder if we'll feel sorry for her.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (/4GEs)

5 Everybody on TV just sitting around gabbing while waiting for the Auld Hag to throw in the towel. I expect much bitterness.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (ry4ab)

6 Hahahaha. Almost makes me want to drink.

Posted by: sunny-dee at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (QAOZh)

7 Hillz is relishing one last opportunity to waste our time before she gives her last speech to a national audience.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (SUtNI)

8 kincannon_show
09/11/16 11:11
I knew Trump had it in the bag at about 11 a.m. yesterday from the exit poll data. The media also knew this. Total crooks for not calling it

Lame Stream Media Tried as Hard as they could

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (y3aQB)

9 I'm a family man, but this win really makes me want to celebrate with some hookers and blow. And Val-U-Rite.

Call it the Trump Effect.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (S2VsH)

10 It's gonna be a while before I can wipe the smirk off of my face.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (a3sfz)

11 Punctuality is the courtesy of well-bred people. Has she shown up yet?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (/j70G)

12 Ooooh, roomy in here.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (Enq6K)

13 So when does she actually give a drunken slur...uh, concession speech?

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (RD7QR)

14 I almost feel sorry for Hillary.

HAH, nah brah.

BURN THE WITCH

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (G8TO0)

15 PUDDING PUDDING PUDDING

Let's have some pudding, people!

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (u0s1P)

16 Or maybe her people won't let her go on stage because she hasn't sobered up enough yet.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (SUtNI)

17 Ah, a fresh thread.

Maybe we will get a Super-Marionation Hillary! out on the stage, strings and all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (fbppv)

18 I'm almost sort of expecting some sort of twist. Hillary doesn't' actually speak. It's going to be Chelsea, and she talks about how this isn't over, and how she's going to continue her family's legacy or something.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (KUaJL)

19 11
Punctuality is the courtesy of well-bred people. Has she shown up yet?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (/j70G)

No...she lost a shoe. Huma's looking for it.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (Enq6K)

20

We left off in the old thread that someone would go see what the cunts at Red State were saying/feeling.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (suql3)

21 "You won't have Hillary Clinton to kick around any more."

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (bQxkN)

22 I'm predicting Chris Christie as AG.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (4ErVI)

23 Even with the schadenboner, it's VERY hard to watch "The View."

My testosterone levels must be recovering.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (ZsN9X)

24 4

Not even a smidgen.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (XFS85)

25 Does anyone know if Frank Luntz is still on suicide watch?

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (SUtNI)

26 Fru fru drink recipes?
BS. This is time for a celebration!
Single malt scotch. Neat.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (2w7OO)

27 I may just post on every thread. Congrats to the trump supporters. It's always great when your candidate wins. Enjoy. I am enjoying clintons loss and the tears of liberals. But that's not the same as actually enjoying the winners win. So congrats again.

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (V9ATq)

28 Now I get to contact the parents today and console them on their election loss. Supporting Trump has been the most rebellious thing I've done in the family since running Eighties metal lineups on MTV during supper prep.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (ry4ab)

29 I am going to "watch" Hillary's speech solely via Horde snark.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (Om16U)

30


Gayle King Baffled at Being Told Hillary Was a Bad Candidate


newsbusters.org

haha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (qCMvj)

31 I spent last night plowing through comment after comment, and here I am doing it again. Arrgh. I'm late. Gotta go feed the pets.

Posted by: mindful webworker - blearily at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (XtR0g)

32 God, While you are in a giving mood.. can you give Rove a coronary on live TV? Pretty please? ATC has cookies...

Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (9eoQ+)

33 And now some Devo for a musical interlude

https://youtu.be/NCZcIrSAT7I

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (fbppv)

34 I'm so happy that I don't have to go to work at the Trump building this morning!

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (ZsN9X)

35 Let's see. Enemies driven before us? Yeah.

Lamentations of their women: COMING SOON

Mmm. Today is a good day.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (u0s1P)

36 its interesting, almost all the realistic Hillary's Tears recipes involve grapefruit juice in some way or another. I guess its a good bitter but palatable choice for liquor.

Could just drink Squirt, its grapefruit fizz. Throw in some vodka for kick but not flavor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (39g3+)

37 A good amount of people on the last thread were thinking about a NYC (or Vegas) Moron Inauguration Meetup.

How do we go about making that happen?

I'm down for organizing if it's NYC.

Also, how do I become a premium member? Least I could do is donate after all Ace and this site have done over this election season.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (WuRdh)

38 Dear Hillary Clinton,

Here's mud in your eye.

Clink.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (CFc5L)

39 Well, I guess you Negroes better get back in your chains.

Posted by: Hairplugs Joe at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (NbJXF)

40 "I am apt to believe that it will be celebrated, by succeeding Generations, as the great anniversary Festival. It ought to be commemorated, as the Day of Deliverance by solemn acts of devotion to God Almighty.
It ought to be solemnized with Pomp and Parade, with Shews, Games, Sports, Guns, Bell, Bonfires and Illuminations from one End of the Continent to the other..."

Stuff Adams said on the interwebs about Trump winning over Hitlery...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (C9pBZ)

41
We need a Thank You list.

And we need a Fuck You, War list.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (suql3)

42 The Dow is up 80 pts.

Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (88xKn)

43 Oh, good! So it wasn't just a dream.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (0MKRD)

44 She's going to look like blecchh. Not enough sleep, too much alcohol, drug weirdness, and then all those underlying medical problems she has. And angry. And shrill.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (/4GEs)

45 That's my recipe for tonight. Though I couldn't find blood oj

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (suO/a)

46 289
Your Thanksgiving should be interesting.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (JSovD)

47 A good amount of people on the last thread were thinking about a NYC (or Vegas) Moron Inauguration Meetup.

How do we go about making that happen?

I'm down for organizing if it's NYC.

Also, how do I become a premium member? Least I could do is donate after all Ace and this site have done over this election season.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (WuRdh)

CBD is already working on it.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (dELE3)

48 That video above? IT'S HILLARY'S CONCESSION SPEECH

Posted by: tsj017 at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (4YUWF)

49 I never use Google, but I had to look, expecting their banner to be an upside-down flag. However, they seem curiously inexpressive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (9mTYi)

50 If only we had run Marco Rubio. We would have won last night.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (bMG0w)

51 For anyone who likes lefty tears - read the comments from the 538 live blog last night. Sort oldest to newest. Glee turns to despair, then outright hatred towards Nate Silver (their 2012 hero) for getting it wrong.

Posted by: GregV61 at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (H0lcY)

52 Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (2w7OO)
I was thinking spicy Bloody Mary.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (Q5Ymk)

53 Also, how do I become a premium member?



Send me $250.00 for a cardboard membership package.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (2w7OO)

54 I am going to "watch" Hillary's speech solely via Horde snark.

What if no one actually watched it? Someone could make up whatever.

I volunteer someone else as tribute.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (u0s1P)

55

A stunned Chris Matthews struggled to comprehend Hillary Clinton's loss and the victory of Donald Trump on election night. On MSNBC, Matthews sputtered, "[ Clinton ] won every debate by all standards. Every debate.... She had the best ad campaign, the best ground game."

He whined, "This is a shot against meritocracy, I think. Because she merited everything and the normal way you standardize these things, she did what you're supposed to do to win and Trump came in around the corner."



wut

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (qCMvj)

56 OK, I will say it.

Clinton is just delaying her concession speech to pre-empt Rush.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (v/WDi)

57 Paul Ryan making a speech...

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (Enq6K)

58 She's going to look like blecchh. Not enough sleep, too much alcohol, drug weirdness, and then all those underlying medical problems she has. And angry. And shrill.
Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (/4GEs)
------------

And you know that Drudge will have the very best screencaps of it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (uHcnA)

59 You ever notice when a lefty says they want to leave the country, its always for another country that's majority white? None of those awful brown people for them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (39g3+)

60 50 If only we had run Marco Rubio. We would have won last night.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (bMG0w)

Shit. Why didn't we listen to the NeverTrumpers? They were so right!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (KUaJL)

61

Ryan talking now.

Incredible political defeat.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (qCMvj)

62 Lamentations of their women: COMING SOON

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (u0s1P)


What, did Chris Hayes have the night off?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (KQndB)

63 We're in charge now.

There will be zero fucks given and no shit taken at Thanksgiving.

If someone insists on themselves, they're getting a knuckle sandwich with their dressing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (4ErVI)

64 I've had an erection longer than 4 hours- should I call a doctor?

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (QUl0c)

65 Just told a co-worker that I was sick of being called racist, sexist & homophobic for the last eight years. Nicely, of course.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (7HtZB)

66 Paul Ryan is trying to save his ass right now...

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (aPd7l)

67 Paul Ryan speaking now.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (KUaJL)

68 Willowed:

*blushes*

Thank you, Lurking Canuck.

Oh and I am dead serious about the Victory Tits. It'll have to wait until I get home from work tonight though.


Just remember, presenting Victory Tits is far less confusing than parallel parking or the offside rule in soccer.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (/kYMn)

69 Katy Perry doesn't do ballads:

https://tinyurl.com/o7b5tzt

Who knew?

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (4ng05)

70 >>You won't have Hillary Clinton to kick around any more

Those words are being whispered by sheiks form Qatar to Morocco.

And they are pissed off.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (/tuJf)

71 We left off in the old thread that someone would go see what the cunts at Red State were saying/feeling.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (suql3)

Let me help you out there. Here's a headline from redstate

"What America Needs Now Is For Donald Trump To Fail"

Posted by: ryukyu at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (5hp5+)

72 The Horde could write a better speech for Hillary blotto on blow and Val-U-Rite than what we have so far seen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (fbppv)

73 What if no one actually watched it? Someone could make up whatever.

I volunteer someone else as tribute


I have it on radio. I will sacrifice for you guys.

Cause I care.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (v/WDi)

74 Ryan talking now.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (hdpay)

75 If only we had run Marco Rubio. We would have won last night.

I hate you all so much right now.

Posted by: Jeb! at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (u0s1P)

76 Has Evan McMuffin conceded yet?

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (tewYv)

77 Apparently she thinks she's Barack Obama.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (FqgrG)

78 California mirrors South Carolina..of 1860. Should we remind them that secession is not allowed, or should we let them turn into North Venezuela?

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (ry4ab)

79 The Dow is up 80 pts. "

More "just like Brexit"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (C9pBZ)

80 Paul Ryan is trying to save his ass right now...
Posted by: IP at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (aPd7l)

The asshole is groveling

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (dELE3)

81 56 OK, I will say it.

Clinton is just delaying her concession speech to pre-empt Rush.


Wouldn't put it past her. Doesn't matter. Rush knows what she's up to and will have fun with it.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (JSovD)

82 42 The Dow is up 80 pts.
Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (88xKn)

Impossibru. I was assured by my financially illiterate cow-orkers that the market would collapse at once after Trump was elected.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (RD7QR)

83 https://tinyurl.com/ogdcsak

AWWWWWWWWWWW Caleb Howe having a case of the SADZ too

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (y3aQB)

84 Paul Ryan: incredible feat = translation = FUCK ME SIDEWAYS SOMEBODY HELP ME SAVE MY JOB

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (G8TO0)

85 Ryan: Unified Government!

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (hdpay)

86 One of my sisters called (she's a chef) me this morning. She said there was a sign in her kitchen that read "Cooks Vote!". The staff is hard-core Dem and someone had scribbled "[name] Votes Trump!". Sis was happy and on her way to work

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (JBggj)

87 I'm predicting Chris Christie as AG.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (4ErVI)



Not just no, but hail no. As if, I would like to pelt him with rock hard baseball sized iceballs instead.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (TOk1P)

88 Aw, Rove defending the Bushes, thinks there's life in the dynasty yet.

Didn't the America just say no more political royalty?

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (8zHLN)

89
But is anyone happier than Bill Clinton, today?

He didnt really want her to be president.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (suql3)

90 CBD is already working on it.



Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (dELE3)


I may just have to make this one.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (X6fMO)

91 Newt looks concerned, gonna be a short night.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (FqgrG)

92 I like to eat dicks for breakfast

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (tWKR1)

93 Dollars to donuts she doesn't concede and says she wants recounts.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (BWL+E)

94 Paul Ryan sounds like Cartman trying to wiggle out of a jam.

Posted by: mx4 at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (YcKif)

95 Ryan kissing some President Elect Trump ass

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (dELE3)

96 my posts keep disappearing . . . . .
what is the customer service number at AOS ?

Posted by: McCool at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (PhpHA)

97 >>>65 Just told a co-worker that I was sick of being called racist, sexist & homophobic for the last eight years. Nicely, of course.
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (7HtZB)

Like they're going to quit calling us that now.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (/4GEs)

98

hehe Ryan thanking The Donald

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (qCMvj)

99 Heh, Ryan acknowledging he held the house due to Trump's coattails.

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (3Liv/)

100 Come on Hillary, can't you "power through" just this once?

Posted by: washrivergal at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (CFc5L)

101 63 We're in charge now.

There will be zero fucks given and no shit taken at Thanksgiving.

If someone insists on themselves, they're getting a knuckle sandwich with their dressing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (4ErVI)

LOL! Magnanimously.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (UO+lc)

102 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... my boner has a first name,

It's "T. R. U. M. P."

My boner has a second name,

But we'll call it VICTORY!

Posted by: Bicepuflex McTrumpenboner at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (XdSWw)

103 Ryan: Thank god for Trump's coattails.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (hdpay)

104 Could just drink Squirt, its grapefruit fizz. Throw in some vodka for kick but not flavor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (39g3+)


I've always liked Squirt. Very refreshing beverage.

And the Squirt/vodka combo drink already has a name, I believe.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (KQndB)

105

oh my - this is the unified party we set out to deliver

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (qCMvj)

106 Paul Ryan is doing what he does best, submit to the alpha male.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (KUaJL)

107 Is Paul Ryan the opening act for Hillary?

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (8zHLN)

108 Oh yeah, here is link thingy to California sesech coverage.
http://tinyurl.com/peoduqn

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (ry4ab)

109 Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (9mTYi)
Of course they didn't have one picked out for a Trump victory.
cue Beck, loser.
If I was a member of Hillary's domestic staff I would be singing, in the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (Q5Ymk)

110

btw I hope the Clintons die of syphilis in the next few months

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (suql3)

111 Where does Huma go from here? Where she has always been...down!

Posted by: Today is it! at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (ACW3M)

112 49 I never use Google, but I had to look, expecting their banner to be an upside-down flag. However, they seem curiously inexpressive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (9mTYi)



You just know that there is a recycling bin on someone's desktop with a Hillary victory Google Logo sitting in it.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (bMG0w)

113 This is a good day. The end of the Clintons is to be celebrated.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (8mIih)

114 Paul Ryan: incredible feat = translation = FUCK ME SIDEWAYS SOMEBODY HELP ME SAVE MY JOB

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (G8TO0)



Will like to see some analysis of House races, but that takes more time. Last I saw they were down 6 seats. That's on Ryan.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (TOk1P)

115 >>>89
But is anyone happier than Bill Clinton, today?

He didnt really want her to be president.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (suql3)

Bobama. He didn't want her to be president, either.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (/4GEs)

116 Obama's gonna be on before the FAB at this pace.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (WlGX+)

117 Yesterday was our 36th wedding anniversary -- what a sweet, sweet anniversary present! Thank you America!

Posted by: Sixkiller at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (mFA3Z)

118 I think I would like to see someone take a big gamble.

Sen Ted Cruz, throw in for Senate Majority Leader.

That could be a fun spectacle watch. The exploding heads would be epic.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (d76uN)

119 64 I've had an erection longer than 4 hours- should I call a doctor?
Posted by: BacktoGA

Call everyone you know.

Posted by: Roy at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (VndSC)

120 Heh, Ryan acknowledging he held the house due to Trump's coattails.
Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (3Liv/)

Not only held, but held with a nice majority

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (dELE3)

121 50
If only we had run Marco Rubio. We would have won last night.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (bMG0w)

Great advice from a dead guy.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (NbJXF)

122 Is Karl Rove still arguing that they shouldn't call Ohio yet?

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (1H9ox)

123 Go fuck yourself Ryan, how's that for redemption?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (G8TO0)

124 80
Hubby is talking back to him. Hearing language I only hear when the Buckeyes are losing. My pristine ears are turning red.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (JSovD)

125 If they are having trouble getting the old bag out of her room to speak, try dragging a C-Note in front of the door.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (b/kAv)

126 So, will the Democrat operatives maunder on and on about her noble public service? Or, turn on her like ravenous wolves do with one of their wounded.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (7H/2n)

127 Skype from Brazil is hard to set up.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (BWL+E)

128 Has Paul Ryan shaved his Spock-2 beard?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (fbppv)

129 crayfisher.wordpress.com:


Hillary is reportedly going to make her concession speech in a few moments? So why didn't Hillary give this speech last night?

1. She was too drunk
2. Nobody was gonna pay her $250,000 to give it.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (Om16U)

130 Aw, Rove defending the Bushes"

So he's in the landscaping business now?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (C9pBZ)

131 Come on Hillary, can't you "power through" just this once?

Posted by: washrivergal at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (CFc5L)


If we're lucky, she's actually on a private jet, bound for some faraway country with no extradition treaty.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (KQndB)

132
OM,

Are they really protesting in Oregon chanting "impeach Trump"?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (suql3)

133 Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (ry4ab)
That really pisses me off. I'm going to go practice shooting later. F these people.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (Q5Ymk)

134 I think my sweat is 80 proof right now, not sure I could use another...well OK, maybe 1.

Posted by: Al Leppo at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (8mYHH)

135 Wouldn't put it past her. Doesn't matter. Rush knows what she's up to and will have fun with it.
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (JSovD)



He can narrate, it will be epic

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (qCMvj)

136 Boy.

It seems like Barack Obama can't help but fail.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (/IGpZ)

137 Is tomato juice + Habanero sauce ok?

Posted by: DaveA at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (8J/Te)

138 111
Where does Huma go from here? Where she has always been...down!

Posted by: Today is it! at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (ACW3M)

Leavenworth?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (NbJXF)

139 >>>Like they're going to quit calling us that now.

Shhh... don't tell anyone

Posted by: Saul Alinsky at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (kzHgm)

140 I've had an erection longer than 4 hours- should I call a doctor?
Posted by: BacktoGA

When that happens to me I usually make a nice big batch of homemade pasta and use it as a drying rack. But that's just me.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (1H9ox)

141 92 Wow. Paul Ryan is being very statesmanlike. I hope Donald is watching.
=========================

Is Bill Wynn Begonia?

The revulsion when I read one reminds me so strongly of the other.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (LISuA)

142 OM,

Are they really protesting in Oregon chanting "impeach Trump"?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (suql3)


have yu EVER known a left winger to be gracious?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (dELE3)

143 The Dow is up 80 pts

Smart investors buying low, no surprise. Still quite a bit down from yesterday morning, but moving in a predictable direction.

Like they're going to quit calling us that now.

No, its only going to get louder and more shrill, like a car alarm. When all you have is a hammer....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (39g3+)

144 A nood, and I missed the Ace post.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (mpXpK)

145 Are they really protesting in Oregon chanting "impeach Trump"?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (suql3)


Heh. I have not been following the local news, but that wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (KQndB)

146 Ryan is just nauseating

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (wczgi)

147 >>Because she merited everything and the
>>normal way you standardize these things,

Standardize what, Chris?

No American political party has ever nominated a candidate so clearly in need of 'standardization'.

Starting with the orange jumpsuit.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (Qy9+s)

148 Ryan: We've got an F'n mandate.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (hdpay)

149 Hillary can't give her speech yet because she is still incoherent. How many days before her real health issues leak?

Posted by: Dax at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (r0rZG)

150 my posts keep disappearing . . . . .
what is the customer service number at AOS ?


1-800-666-SMOD

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (v/WDi)

151 I am so tired but I can't stop laughing. Probably feel like Hillary, but in an opposite way.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (CFc5L)

152 Still no sign of the Beast. She must have had one hell of a bender last night

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (493sH)

153 "There will be zero fucks given and no shit taken at Thanksgiving"

That should be a Trump t-shirt.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (S2VsH)

154
Yuk, yuk... to tell you the truth, I really didn't want to move back into the White House. Too much scrutiny.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (7H/2n)

155 Promise Hilary $250,000 - she'll make the speech.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (7HtZB)

156 Ryan trying to make the case his criss crossing of WI made all the diff for Trump. The a**hole.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (JSovD)

157 27 I may just post on every thread. Congrats to the trump supporters. It's always great when your candidate wins. Enjoy. I am enjoying clintons loss and the tears of liberals. But that's not the same as actually enjoying the winners win. So congrats again.

Posted by: SH

I know you dislike him now for the right reasons, but I think you're going to really like him as President.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (iWW0H)

158 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... my boner has a first name,

It's "T. R. U. M. P."

My boner has a second name,

But we'll call it VICTORY!


Posted by: Bicepuflex McTrumpenboner at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (XdSWw)



Hail to the chief,
Now Teh Donald leads the nation -
He is the chief,
So you'd better fucking hail, you bastards. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (X6fMO)

159 Posted by: Sixkiller at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (mFA3Z)
Congrats!!

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (Q5Ymk)

160 There will be zero fucks given and no shit taken at Thanksgiving.

If someone insists on themselves, they're getting a knuckle sandwich with their dressing.




Geez. Some people have all the fun. Both sides of my family (mine & in-laws) are hard right.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (2w7OO)

161 92 Wow. Paul Ryan is being very statesmanlike. I hope Donald is watching.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (tWKR1)



Why don't you go eat all the dicks Bill.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (bMG0w)

162 Does anyone know if Frank Luntz is still on suicide watch?

He was on CBS saying that Exit Polls should done away with ! hahaha

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (y3aQB)

163 I'll give Ryan credit for "Kelly, the people just voted".

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (FqgrG)

164 Wow Bill Wynn still trolling?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (G8TO0)

165 Giuliani as AG.

Alan West as DHS Secretary with Joe Arapaio as Deputy Secretary.

Newt Gingrich Chief of Staff.

Rience Prebus White House Advisor.

Chris Christie Secretary of Transportation. (Yes, actually, traffic cones and all.)

John Bolton Secretary of State.

Ben Carson, Surgeon General

Mike Flynn, Secretary of Defense




Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (4AVeu)

166 Ryan knows which way the wind is blowing....
He is adjusting accordingly

Posted by: McCool at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (PhpHA)

167 Still waiting on Hills. I'd say something like "They're probably getting her drugged up." But that would be mean...

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (yODqO)

168 47 CBD is already working on it.

- - -

Nice!!!

And I can't say 'Seconded!' or 'This!' or 'OMG yes!' to every comment here, but damn you are all awesome.

Much love.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (WuRdh)

169 But is anyone happier than Bill Clinton, today?

He didnt really want her to be president.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (suql3)

Bobama. He didn't want her to be president, either


And Bernie Sanders.

And Algore.

And Tipper Gore.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (suql3)

170 I am a normal GOP voter who was surprised by this cycle and could vowed to never vote for Trump. Yeah, one of your despised #NeverTrumpers

No, I was never OK with Hillary. My thought was that I'd hope that good candidates in the Senate/Congress could oppose Hillary and all her wicked ways, and the best we'd get is gridlock. I voted for Johnson in a state that went blue.

I admit I was totally wrong about Trump's chances. Mea Culpa!

I still don't like Trump. I don't like him as a human, and I fundamentally do not trust his soundness on issues.

But I'm glad to see the Dems fall apart. I praise the day that brings them pain. The TrumPets pulled this out, and they were right about certain things.

I had no hope to see a decent SCOTUS pick or Obamacare repeal. Maybe we will. I only hope that Trump can be a figurehead and will hand off operations to Pence, Gingrich, Sessions? I can hope.

Well done. Ace, I hope the civil war can be over.

Posted by: Leo Spaceman at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (9tIRj)

171 >>is anyone happier than Bill Clinton, today?


Maybe one guy.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (/IGpZ)

172 Ryan is on now saying that Trump's coattails had a lot to do with preserving the GOP majorities.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (mgbwf)

173 Ooops, looks like we stomped Ace.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (S2VsH)

174 They're bringing in Hillary's doppelganger soon. If you can't see her reflection in a mirror it's probably a clever trick by Alister Crowley come back from the grave.

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (2Mnv1)

175 If only we had run Marco Rubio. We would have won last night.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (bMG0w)

Great advice from a dead guy.


Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (NbJXF)



I suspect Mario would also have won. The main difference of course, is that today he would be talking about helpin' folks come out the shadows.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (TOk1P)

176 Well I didn't take my profits yesterday and my trade tanked, so now I'm in the red. Oh well.

Still a good day.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (Jcg9Q)

177
Why don't you go eat all the dicks Bill. He has @ David Brock Dick & Coke Parties

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (y3aQB)

178

Hag walk, hag walking!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (qCMvj)

179 Per Drudge, the Commifornia mandatory condoms (and googles and dental dams) for porn shoots went down. Bareback wins, NeverCondoms baby!

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (DW+jj)

180 The fat lady is about to sing.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (RcpcZ)

181 Finally. Looks like it's time

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (WlGX+)

182 Everyone started clapping and still no Beast

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (493sH)

183 I guess Ryan ordered a new spine...

...the old one wore out kissing Obozo's ass.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (ry4ab)

184 149 Hillary can't give her speech yet because she is still incoherent. How many days before her real health issues leak?

This afternoon...

Posted by: The people who make depends at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (9eoQ+)

185 Ha! Shift change at the Nightmare Factory. Glad to be heading out into the fresh morning air.

Posted by: Halfwise at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (rB/gm)

186 Smart investors buying low, no surprise. Still quite a bit down from yesterday morning, but moving in a predictable direction.
-----------

Yeah, but dammit, my ammo and arms futures play isn't working.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (7H/2n)

187 Hillary Time!
Awwwww.. Sadness can be so very uplifting..

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (aPd7l)

188 Never been so glad to see her.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (WlGX+)

189 Ryan: Obamacare is going down.

Hillary up.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (hdpay)

190 I don't know where to be. There's an Ace post below this one.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (/4GEs)

191 >>Where does Huma go from here?

I'm sure she'll find something to do to avoid taking care of her son.


/off nastiness...always get upset about that poor child

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (gTQoY)

192 Baltimore journalist dares to be truthful.
http://tinyurl.com/hctn244

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (ry4ab)

193 Has Evan McMuffin conceded yet?

-
I felt sure his buy-McMuffin-get-plastic-Disney-toy campaign would be a winner.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (Nwg0u)

194 "Has Paul Ryan shaved his Spock-2 beard?"

---------

Smooth as a baby's bottom.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (8zHLN)

195 Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

The polls were wrong because they assumed they could rely on 2012 turnout patterns. Because it gave them the answer they wanted.

Silly rabbits.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (bQxkN)

196 148

You had an effing mandate in 2010 and 2012 and did nothing with it you coward.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (JSovD)

197 MSNBC live stream starting to switch to NY

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (8hICw)

198 She is trying to stomp on Ryan..

Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (9eoQ+)

199 Sheila Jackson Lee is in da' House!

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (/IGpZ)

200

Podesta, failure

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (qCMvj)

201 117 Yesterday was our 36th wedding anniversary -- what a sweet, sweet anniversary present! Thank you America!
Posted by: Sixkiller at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (mFA3Z)

Congrats on 36 years my friend!

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (SUtNI)

202 Here's Cankles, two hours late, stepping all over Paul Ryan's speech.


Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (eM2Uz)

203 Thanks CaliGirl!

I need to go workout, but I can't tear myself away from the TV!

Posted by: Sixkiller at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (mFA3Z)

204 What were they clapping for?

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (/4GEs)

205 Aww Podesta haz the sadz...

Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (9eoQ+)

206 The End of the Clinton dynasty.
And hopefully the end of the Bush dynasty.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (Om16U)

207
165 Giuliani as AG.

Alan West as DHS Secretary with Joe Arapaio as Deputy Secretary.

Newt Gingrich Chief of Staff.

Rience Prebus White House Advisor.

Chris Christie Secretary of Transportation. (Yes, actually, traffic cones and all.)

John Bolton Secretary of State.

Ben Carson, Surgeon General

Mike Flynn, Secretary of Defense

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

All good choices but Newt and Rudy get whatever job they want.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (iWW0H)

208 Podesta looks crafty, but anxious

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (wczgi)

209 Ryan says they will "go big, go bold". Don't tease me, bro.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (Nwg0u)

210 I didn't see Trump's acceptance speech, but apparently it was remarkably devoid of self reference and the word "I." Amazing how easy that is to do if you're not pathologically narcissistic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (39g3+)

211 They all clap and chant and...nuttin.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (WlGX+)

212 Market is figuring out, hey, maybe this ain't so bad. Dow going green is a another big FU! to the Wall Street power broker doom and gloom for Hillary.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (DW+jj)

213
Bill: "Hill... I'm really sorry....

Hill [slurring]: "Fuck you Bill. Get the hell out of my sight, and stay out of my sight."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (7H/2n)

214 Well now, Texas Zombie . . . . .

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (uHcnA)

215 I'm sorry but you nevertrumpers can go eat a bag of dicks.

If Trump builds the wall and repeals obamacare and so on and so on, I will always remember how close we came to losing all that because of you fuckholes.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (G8TO0)

216 Yeah, but dammit, my ammo and arms futures play isn't working.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (7H/2n)

That's a long game investment.

Your grandchildren may thank you.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (8hICw)

217 78
California mirrors South Carolina..of 1860. Should we remind them that
secession is not allowed, or should we let them turn into North
Venezuela?

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (ry4ab)

I would be fine with them leaving, and they should take NY with them too.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (mpXpK)

218 I am a normal GOP voter who was surprised by this cycle and could vowed to never vote for Trump. Yeah, one of your despised #NeverTrumpers

No, I was never OK with Hillary. My thought was that I'd hope that good candidates in the Senate/Congress could oppose Hillary and all her wicked ways, and the best we'd get is gridlock. I voted for Johnson in a state that went blue.

I admit I was totally wrong about Trump's chances. Mea Culpa!

I still don't like Trump. I don't like him as a human, and I fundamentally do not trust his soundness on issues.

But I'm glad to see the Dems fall apart. I praise the day that brings them pain. The TrumPets pulled this out, and they were right about certain things.

I had no hope to see a decent SCOTUS pick or Obamacare repeal. Maybe we will. I only hope that Trump can be a figurehead and will hand off operations to Pence, Gingrich, Sessions? I can hope.

Well done. Ace, I hope the civil war can be over.


fuck you

Posted by: Al Leppo at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (8mYHH)

219 Where's Mook, that idiot.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (hdpay)

220 Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (SUtNI)


Hi.

Posted by: the barrel at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (KUaJL)

221
Stuart Varney just said there appears to be another sort of delay

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (493sH)

222 Barrel.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (/4GEs)

223 Podesta is crying.


Go back to cooking lobster for your East Side friends.


CNN and Wolf crying

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (NbJXF)

224 Missed the last thread - thanks for the Dandy Warhols!!


They have another one that's sort of appropriate for Hills "Horse Size Pills" in a older lady who thinks she's still all that way.....

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (NOIQH)

225 hahaha


Look at the collection of retards gathering for Hillary's concession speech. They all look like they just ate a breakfast of hairy turds.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (/tuJf)

226 Hey! I can legally smoke dope now!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (qJhUV)

227 Ryan is just rambling anyway..cut him off

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (wczgi)

228 Podesya trying to look jolly.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (JSovD)

229 She's about to give her concession speech.....

Posted by: keena at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (RiTnx)

230 >> Everyone started clapping and still no Beast

They triggered her Clapper and shut off her animatronics.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (Qy9+s)

231 Texas Zombie, your agonizer, please.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (X6fMO)

232 Trump rebuilt the Reagan Coalition--those voters who have been ignored since GHWB have a voice now.

Let that sink in MSM.

A 5% increase in the white vote CRUSHED your "permanent" Democrat majority coalition.

What do you think 2020 looks like? Rhymes with "mondale."

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (e2Rx3)

233 Texas Zombie

To

The

Barrel

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (fbppv)

234 I really would like Ted Cruz to replace Scalia.

Posted by: Jax at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (byDHy)

235 Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (SUtNI)

The first Barreling of the Trump era.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (Om16U)

236 Podesta. Auto correct

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (JSovD)

237 Ryan says they will "go big, go bold"

First on the agenda: bold, comprehensive immigration amnesty, a really big bill!

Posted by: Ryan at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (39g3+)

238
Sarah Palin for Department of Energy

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (JBggj)

239 219
Where's Mook, that idiot.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (hdpay)

I giving him my 12 inches right now

Posted by: Milo at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (NbJXF)

240 207
165 Giuliani as AG.

Alan West as DHS Secretary with Joe Arapaio as Deputy Secretary.

Newt Gingrich Chief of Staff.

Rience Prebus White House Advisor.

Chris Christie Secretary of Transportation. (Yes, actually, traffic cones and all.)

John Bolton Secretary of State.

Ben Carson, Surgeon General

Mike Flynn, Secretary of Defense

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

All good choices but Newt and Rudy get whatever job they want.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn

Ben too but I think Health and Human Services would be the right call for him to make. Surgeon General? Nah.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (iWW0H)

241 Ace, why is the time stamp for the posts still set on Daylight Savings Time?

It needs to be reset to Standard Hillary-Got-Her-Clock-Cleaned Time.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (4AVeu)

242 Zombie meet Barrel. Barrel, Zombie!

Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (9eoQ+)

243 >>Podesta is crying


He's crying for himself. They all are. They are losing their power.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (NOIQH)

244 Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (SUtNI)


In the era of Trump, the Barrel has a wall. And you have to pay to get in.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (TOk1P)

245 Posted by: Sixkiller at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (mFA3Z)
I skipped the gym today. I'm going to go shoot and sit by the pool. Rough day. I have a headache.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (Q5Ymk)

246 That'll be a barrelin'.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (/IGpZ)

247 she really gonna walk up those stairs? I'll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (WlGX+)

248 There were definite signs Trump might win, but I did not want to get my hopes up.
The trolls tryng to depress turnout
Hillary making last minute stops in important states.
The lefties on KOS etc acting really nervous whereas last election they were very cocky and obnoxious.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (uhftQ)

249 Comprehensive... That's what we need.

Posted by: Saul Alinsky at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (kzHgm)

250 Podesta looks crafty, but anxious
Posted by: Cn
------------

Almost like... a serpent.


Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (7H/2n)

251
They're going to have to slap her awake out of her vodka coma, prop her up with pillows and then give her an Adrenalin injection. She'll loudly shreik:

"Why am I not 50 points ahead? Why have I not been elected President?"

Posted by: Sphynx at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (OZmbA)

252 Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (SUtNI)


Barrel.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (bMG0w)

253 Most of those names are has beens or who-the-fuck-is-thats.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (qUNWi)

254 93
Dollars to donuts she doesn't concede and says she wants recounts.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (BWL+E)

She already conceded last night.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (mpXpK)

255 Christ, Podesta looks like a vampire.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (4ErVI)

256 Stuart Varney just said there appears to be another sort of delay

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (493sH)
========================

Don't worry; booking is almost complete, and then she gets her phone call. She'll call in for the speech.

Posted by: FBI Gets Its Revenge at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (LISuA)

257
Im seriously considering setting up a Gofundme (even though I hate them) to raise funds for airplane tickets for Hollywood Celerys --- but use the money for charity.

It'll be clear that the $$ is for charity and the donations will be a symbolic repudiation of the shithead celerys.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (suql3)

258 We're gonna get tired of winning. I'm ready.

Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (Bdeb0)

259 Anybody that sold an AR for Profit! yesterday on speculation..
Time to go replace it.

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (aPd7l)

260 You stomped on Ace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (PY9jH)

261 Plane just landed - has she conceded yet?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (fM72k)

262 Hillary was just late because she was never programmed with the "concession" subroutine. They had to push a system update, and it took longer than expected.

Posted by: joe, living deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (KUaJL)

263 Almost like... a serpent.




Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (7H/2n)

One of the serpents from that gorgon's head!

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (wczgi)

264 Look at all those creeps trying to look like they are all that.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (JSovD)

265 CNN is acting like this is a funeral.




IT IS BITCHES, GET OVER IT

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:25 PM (NbJXF)

266 Sarah Palin for Department of Energy


MILF Czar.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 12:25 PM (qUNWi)

267 Podesta is crying..

----------------

I have never felt less sympathy for anyone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:25 PM (7H/2n)

268 Jesus and Mary, hit her with an upper, feed the speech into her earpiece, and get her on the plane to Qatar already.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 12:25 PM (RD7QR)

269 I'm heading back to Ace's thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:25 PM (PY9jH)

270 We're gonna build a barrel and Texas Zombie is going to pay for it!

Posted by: Donald Trump's Forehead Merkin at November 09, 2016 12:25 PM (/IGpZ)

271 NBC stomped Ryan.

Watch for Clinton to come onstage at Rush o'clock, just to give him a thumb in the eye.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 12:25 PM (U6f54)

272 270 We're gonna build a barrel and Texas Zombie is going to pay for it!
Posted by: Donald Trump's Forehead Merkin at November 09, 2016 12:25 PM (/IGpZ)

BAH HA HA HA

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 12:25 PM (8hICw)

273 Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (NOIQH)
I'd love to read their e-mail after last night. That would be funny.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:25 PM (Q5Ymk)

274 "Hillary has her religious faith to fall back on."

Bull. Fucking. Shit.

Posted by: joe, living deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:25 PM (KUaJL)

275
238
Sarah Palin for Department of Energy


Posted by: mrp

THIS!

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:25 PM (iWW0H)

276 Varney just said "we received a 2 min warning....3 mins. ago."

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:25 PM (Enq6K)

277 I'm in a happy mood. Let's talk about enemies, and those who must now face exile.

These fuckers are NOT to be forgiven:
David French
Kevin D. Williamson
AllahPundit
George W. Bush
Karl Rove
Mitt Romney

Names! I need more names!

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (S2VsH)

278 Ben too but I think Health and Human Services would be the right call for him to make. Surgeon General? Nah.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (iWW0H)
-

Yep. I like Carson at HHS.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (hdpay)

279 Speaking of "lamentations of their women," husband said there were small groups of women huddled around the office red-eyed and consoling each other and one woman has left her desk several times crying. Seriously? Pull it together you stupid bints. I would have been absolutely devastated by a Hillary win, but would not have let the workplace or public see my disappointment.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (hYNPr)

280 Hey, can anyone here help a fellow Moron out?

I forgot to stock up, and ran out of pudding.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (IXmly)

281 Just wheel her out or carry her or whatever FFS.

It doesn't matter anymore.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (WlGX+)

282

Glenn Beck saying an hour ago he's gonna call President Elect Trump and lend his support.

Glenn thnks he's important.


Glenn, you are not a pimple on Trump's ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (suql3)

283 If only we had listened to the 2012 post mortem and had a candidate that supported Amnesty. We could have won.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (bMG0w)

284 For God's sake, two hours late and counting.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (NbJXF)

285 Hillz now an hour late to her own concession speech. Probably still trying to sober up.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (SUtNI)

286 Ya know who is happier than us? The Secret Service

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (dELE3)

287 254,
Yeah, but she was shitfaced drunk and doesn't remember it.

Posted by: Dax at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (r0rZG)

288 My wish list for Trump's cabinet:

Supreme Court - Ted Cruz
Attorney General - Rudy Giuliani
State - John Bolton
Treasury - Rand Paul
Defense - James "Mad Dog" Mattis (John "Black Jack" Pershing being unavailable)
Labor - Scott Walker
Commerce - Rick Perry
Health and Human Services - Ben Carson
Homeland Security - Jeff Sessions
Transportation - Chris "Traffic Jam" Christie
Veterans Affairs - Joni Ernst
Energy - Sarah Palin to oversee disbanding
Education - Newt Gingrich to oversee disbanding
Agriculture - Carly Fiorina to oversee disbanding
Housing and Urban Development - Bobby Jindal to oversee disbanding
Interior - Oregon militia to oversee disbanding and return of the land to the states
EPA - James Inhofe
OMB - Jim DeMint
ICE - Joe Arpaio
Waterboy - Dondi

Posted by: cool breeze at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (StZrq)

289 CNN she lost because she is a woman!!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (NbJXF)

290 All of those clinton inc donations flushed away.

Posted by: chalupa moreno at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (UOBq3)

291 It is true, Trump rebuilt a Reagan coalition, but he also energized the very angry middle class vote, people sick of being stomped on, ignored, mocked, and attacked daily. I expect when all's said and done it will be revealed that Trump will have gotten more minority votes than any previous Republican in the last 50 years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (39g3+)

292 All the voting dead democrats and all the media spin,
Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again.

Posted by: Mozam at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (A5oSi)

293 California mirrors South Carolina..of 1860. Should we remind them that secession is not allowed,




Hell no! Let them go! Hell no! Let them go! Hell no! Let them go!

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (2w7OO)

294 United States of Deplorables

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (oOYbM)

295 David French
Kevin D. Williamson
AllahPundit
George W. Bush
Karl Rove
Mitt Romney

McMuffin
Ben Shapiro
Michelle Fields
Ben Sasse

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (WlGX+)

296 Has anyone pointed out that this is the anniversary of the Berlin Wall falling?

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (7HtZB)

297 Ryan's a poor choice as SOH for Trump.

He'll be pushing amnesty and "reforming O'care" - not trashing the horrible piece of crap.

Also, he got his own little book of the GOPe policies and initiatives for the new Republican majority.

We need new blood and someone who on his best day acted like a powerless whipped dog instead of a forceful leader of the opposition party.

If Trump keeps him on, I suppose we'll see Ryan step up and finally lead the opposition

to Trump.


He needs to go.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (0cMkb)

298 Her Dr. is out on stage & talks to some guy & both go back stage

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (y3aQB)

299 Is mystery medical black guy on stage yet?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (TnUKj)

300 I'm in a happy mood. Let's talk about enemies, and those who must now face exile.

These fuckers are NOT to be forgiven:
David French
Kevin D. Williamson
AllahPundit
George W. Bush
Karl Rove
Mitt Romney

Names! I need more names!


Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (S2VsH)


CAC.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (X6fMO)

301 The high blood alcohol level must be wreaking havoc on the anti-seizure meds.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (nFdGS)

302 277
I'm in a happy mood. Let's talk about enemies, and those who must now face exile.

These fuckers are NOT to be forgiven:
David French
Kevin D. Williamson
AllahPundit
George W. Bush
Karl Rove
Mitt Romney

Names! I need more names!


Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (S2VsH)
As much as I used to love him, Glenn Beck.Plus, RedState, Erick Erickson, Bill Krystal.That's all I got right now due to lack of sleep and euphoria. I'm sure there are many more.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (WuRdh)

303 She better get going or Rush will be on!

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (wczgi)

304 Talkers on CNN are now saying Hillary was too much of a nerd for the average stupid American.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (RcpcZ)

305 He needs to go.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (0cMkb)

Agreed, but who to replace?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (8hICw)

306 The Dow is up 115 or so...

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (/IGpZ)

307 God, Please have someone in the hotel yell.



Bill Clinton is a rapist!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (NbJXF)

308 Hopefully now she can actually, you know, get indicted.

Make the rubble bounce and all that.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (u0s1P)

309 Hillary has her religious faith to fall back on

I don't think any more blood sacrifices to Satan will help her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (39g3+)

310 First Executive Order:

Make taco salad the official salad of the USA.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (ZsN9X)

311 109 Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (9mTYi)
Of course they didn't have one picked out for a Trump victory.
cue Beck, loser.
If I was a member of Hillary's domestic staff I would be singing, in the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey.
----------------
OH yeah! Going out to caligirl is her salute to Clinton staffer and all the crybaby celebrities who forgot they live in a world of illusions. Here it is, Beck's "Loser"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DnD9RBdkfE

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:28 PM (ry4ab)

312 No shit, I wanted this over before Rush.

This is ridiculous.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:28 PM (WlGX+)

313 Hillary survived to see Trump WIN. I am so tickled. The nation dodged a serious bullet not electing this corrupt but also incompetent and of course marxist, shrew to office. Thank you blue collar working folks everywhere for making a rational choice instead of following Jimmy Kimmel and other Hollywood idiots.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 09, 2016 12:28 PM (Jen0I)

314 277 I'm in a happy mood. Let's talk about enemies, and those who must now face exile.

These fuckers are NOT to be forgiven:
David French
Kevin D. Williamson
AllahPundit
George W. Bush
Karl Rove
Mitt Romney

Names! I need more names!


Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (S2VsH)


Glenn Beck

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:28 PM (bMG0w)

315 Ya know who is happier than us? The Secret Service





Huma. She no longer has to scissor the bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 12:28 PM (2w7OO)

316 Yesterday: Ain't no ways tahrd.
Today: Tahrd.

Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 12:28 PM (Bdeb0)

317 309
Hillary has her religious faith to fall back on



I don't think any more blood sacrifices to Satan will help her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (39g3+)

I hear any more of that tripe I'm going to puke

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 12:28 PM (jxbfJ)

318 Deploribus unum!

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 09, 2016 12:28 PM (bQxkN)

319 CNN saying the Hag has her faith to fall back on. Hubby cussing again.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:28 PM (JSovD)

320 Where's Springsteen? I want to hear Glory Days!

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 12:28 PM (2Mnv1)

321 See!?! We told you this was a violent bunch! The embarrelings have already begun!

Posted by: Alphabets at November 09, 2016 12:28 PM (R0i94)

322 Talkers on CNN are now saying Hillary was too much of a nerd for the average stupid American.

Ah, the "too smart for Americans" defense. They love to trot that one out.

How about "too bitter, angry, and utterly lacking in likability for Americans" eh? Don't like that one, lefties?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:28 PM (39g3+)

323 Anyone else here chasing the hair of the dog this morning and yet
there's a spring in your step?

One has to dream of things, first, then work for them -- aaaand it starts to fall into place.

God bless America!

Posted by: micky at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (o5vMc)

324 Glenn Beck is begging Trump to reach out to him so that he can teach Trump how to heal the country.

I do not understand why Beck is not in North Texas State Hospital. It is full of people less delusional than Beck.

Posted by: OK at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (8cftc)

325 Wow, CNN has basically canonized Hillary: St. Hillary!!

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (hdpay)

326 One of the biggest losers of the night was Walder Frey, along with Roose Bolton and everybody else who planned the Red Wedding. They are no longer responsible for causing the biggest meltdown in the history of social media. Once again, House Frey has been disrespected.

Posted by: SimonGruber at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (rX06+)

327 I may just post on every thread. Congrats to the trump supporters. It's always great when your candidate wins. Enjoy. I am enjoying clintons loss and the tears of liberals. But that's not the same as actually enjoying the winners win. So congrats again.
Posted by: SH



________


So is this your apology for the tiresome trolling routine as a NeverTrumper?

"Just asking questions" Right?

Posted by: Qaz at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (nq/J2)

328 Angel's had her breakfast. She wants to wait for Oma Panzersuit's speech before we start our next round of sammich-making preliminaries.

Lord, I love this girl.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (DpWGW)

329 I just wish I wouldn't have to hear about the popular vote. They will hold onto that like Lester Hayes and a jar of stickum.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (oOYbM)

330 Hell no! Let them go! Hell no! Let them go! Hell no! Let them go!

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (2w7OO)



And they can keep their freakin' dreadful Rams and Stan Kronky too.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (TOk1P)

331 I can't think of a better place to spend the day.

Settles in with a cuppa java.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'hobo feast tonight!' at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (UO+lc)

332 Trump needs to get his top shitcanner on the job of rooting out burrowed dems in all the departments. Starting with Justice.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (iWW0H)

333 They look much more sad than they did at Wellstone's funeral.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (3myMJ)

334 303 She better get going or Rush will be on!
--------
Yes!! Rush doing live-blogging of the Hildabeast whinefest!!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (ry4ab)

335 David French
Kevin D. Williamson
AllahPundit
George W. Bush
Karl Rove
Mitt Romney
McMuffin
Ben Shapiro
Michelle Fields
Ben Sasse


Don't forget Rick F*king Wilson.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (KQndB)

336 Really? What about the little girls that Hillary promised she would be the 45th president? How disappointed these little girls, and yes little boys too, must be?

OMG.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (jxbfJ)

337 husband said there were small groups of women huddled around the office red-eyed and consoling each other and one woman has left her desk several times crying."

Bbbut voting for someone 'cause they're "like you" is rayciss. I know, 'cause I read the NYT article about the "decision desk" guy.

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (C9pBZ)

338 Good lord what are they pumping into here to get her alive? Just call it doc. Worst candidate ever.

Posted by: Fletch at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (gARLd)

339 Names! I need more names!


Jonah Goldberg

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (eM2Uz)

340 Methinks Anthony Weiner selfied himself to a White House Christmas Party invite. Or at least a bigly basket of Trump steak and Trump wine.

Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (Bdeb0)

341 Reupping this from a couple of threads ago:

Mcrory, the NC Gov, had taken the lead over his Dem opponent, Rory Cooper, late in the night, until a large number of votes was 'found' in a Dem precinct. Cooper now has a lead of under 3k votes and is calling on Mcrory to concede. Provisional and absentee ballots are being counted.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (F26eZ)

342 I'm in a happy mood. Let's talk about enemies, and those who must now face exile.

These fuckers are NOT to be forgiven:
David French
Kevin D. Williamson
AllahPundit
George W. Bush
Karl Rove
Mitt Romney

Names! I need more names!


Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (S2VsH)


Glenn Beck
....

Johnny Tomlinson. I've hated that bastard ever since he threw that rock at me in 5th grade.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (1H9ox)

343 Hubby cussing and saying Hillary is about as religious as Hitler. We need a live feed of my husband.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (JSovD)

344 Anybody have contact info where we can send bottles of scotch to FAB's secret service detail? They deserve it. In fact, at this point I suspect they need to be restocked by now.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (jxbfJ)

345 Here we go

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (wczgi)

346 /said in a slurred voice....

am not a crook...

and you won't have Hillary Clinton to kick around anymore...

Posted by: Hillary's upcoming speech at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (qf6WZ)

347 >>Talkers on CNN are now saying Hillary was too much of a nerd for the average stupid American.


Well, we are 'un-governable'.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (/IGpZ)

348 And on Real Time With Bill Mahr this week we get the epic Bill Mahr vs. Anthony Weiner slap fight.

Prediction: One of them wins with a titty twister.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (v/WDi)

349 Have to give it to CNN. They are good at bullshitting and buying time.

Posted by: joe, living deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (KUaJL)

350 Trump doesn't have to do anything. Trump being President empowers people all over the globe to take back their lives.

Posted by: OK at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (8cftc)

351 314 277 I'm in a happy mood. Let's talk about enemies, and those who must now face exile.

These fuckers are NOT to be forgiven:
David French
Kevin D. Williamson
AllahPundit
George W. Bush
Karl Rove
Mitt Romney

Names! I need more names!


Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (S2VsH)


Glenn Beck

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:28 PM (bMG0w)


Ben Howe

Erik Erickson

Egg McMuffin

Billy Kristol

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (4ErVI)

352 Cannonize Hillary?

I thought Krupp stopped making weapons like Anzio Annie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (fbppv)

353 Questions while I wait for Hillary to sober up enough to speak:

1. How will Trump clean house in the IRS?
2. Repeal and Replace - with what?
3. When will we see the Clinton Indictment for mis-handling classified information?

Posted by: Dax at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (r0rZG)

354 Why is Huma smiling?

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (wczgi)

355


applause for Huma

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (qCMvj)

356
Uhm, this may be bad time. But to give Clinton Foundation Donation back please.

Posted by: Friends of Saudi Arabia at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (OZmbA)

357 Here comes the beast....oh, Huma is there.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (Enq6K)

358 I was also thinking Sarah Palin for Secretary of the Interior.

Rick Perry for EPA.

Laura Ingraham for White House Press Secretary.

Bobby Jindal for Health and Human Services (he was previously principal adviser to HHS under Bush).

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (4AVeu)

359 Where is Carlos Danger?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (NbJXF)

360

Kaine coming out.

Rove needs to stfu

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (qCMvj)

361 CNN saying the Hag has her faith to fall back on.

--

Usually it is the bottle or drugs that cause her to fall.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (7ZVPa)

362 I almost added Glenn Beck to my list, but it felt too much like beating up the retarded kid.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (S2VsH)

363 Camera at the Hills speech is showing close-ups of the audience members (tho' she's not there yet). Have I mentioned that sweet, sweet schadenfreude?

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (yODqO)

364 320 Where's Springsteen? I want to hear Glory Days!


Posted by: Fritz

He's in his basement giving himself a private concert of the Nebraska album.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (iWW0H)

365 Huma

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (hdpay)

366 Tim Kaine up first....

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (Enq6K)

367 Kane is taking the stage now.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (RcpcZ)

368 360 Where is Carlos Danger?
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (NbJXF)

On a horse.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (8hICw)

369 Mrs Kaine thumbs up?

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (wczgi)

370 304 Talkers on CNN are now saying Hillary was too much of a nerd for the average stupid American.
Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (RcpcZ)

Yeah, because barking like a dog is such a sign of wonkishness.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (RD7QR)

371 Names! I need more names!

----------

Hannity spends the first twenty minutes of each show rattling them off.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (7HtZB)

372 showtime!

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (aPd7l)

373 Huma out.

Kaine out and up on the podium.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (U6f54)

374 They're all standing and clapping again. There's Huma...and they're all sitting down again. It's Joker Kaine. Is she not going to show up and have him do it?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (493sH)

375

*sniff*

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (qCMvj)

376 I'm about had it already with this popular vote. I'll shut. These people cannot get past their ideology for even a moment. They literally are brainwashed.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (Dc/ui)

377 289 My wish list for Trump's cabinet:

Supreme Court - Ted Cruz
Attorney General - Rudy Giuliani
State - John Bolton
Treasury - Rand Paul
Defense - James "Mad Dog" Mattis (John "Black Jack" Pershing being unavailable)
Labor - Scott Walker
Commerce - Rick Perry
Health and Human Services - Ben Carson
Homeland Security - Jeff Sessions
Transportation - Chris "Traffic Jam" Christie
Veterans Affairs - Joni Ernst
Energy - Sarah Palin to oversee disbanding
Education - Newt Gingrich to oversee disbanding
Agriculture - Carly Fiorina to oversee disbanding
Housing and Urban Development - Bobby Jindal to oversee disbanding
Interior - Oregon militia to oversee disbanding and return of the land to the states
EPA - James Inhofe
OMB - Jim DeMint
ICE - Joe Arpaio
WaterboySammich maker - Dondi

FIFY

Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (9eoQ+)

378 This Kaine guy in on. He would have been POTUS in six months if she won.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (ZsN9X)

379 297 @naturalfake

Which is precisely why he gave that 'kiss up to Trump' speech.

The rumblings to oust Ryan started *before* Trump's victory.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (ry4ab)

380 355 Why is Huma smiling?

Because the pardons are printed and ready for signature!

Posted by: Log Cabin at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (Hnlbz)

381 Glenn Beck is begging Trump to reach out to him so that he can teach Trump how to heal the country.

Maybe by going face down in a bowl of Cheeto dust?

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (tewYv)

382 Why am I thinking Gollum at the end of Lord of the Rings

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (bQxkN)

383 Quaz, not sure what I have to apologize for.

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (V9ATq)

384 Laura Ingraham for White House Press Secretary.


Hmmm....good one.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (qUNWi)

385 Don't cry, clown-faced creep.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (Dc/ui)

386 Kaine: a nation that refused to elect a woman.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (U6f54)

387 Clapping like the well paid apparatchiks they are.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (fbppv)

388 326
One of the biggest losers of the night was Walder Frey, along with Roose
Bolton and everybody else who planned the Red Wedding. They are no
longer responsible for causing the biggest meltdown in the history of
social media. Once again, House Frey has been disrespected.

Posted by: SimonGruber at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (rX06+)
In a thread of epic comments, you may have the thread winner.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (WuRdh)

389 >>So is this your apology for the tiresome trolling routine as a NeverTrumper?
Posted by: Qaz at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (nq/J2)

Probably not. It's his barely concealed glee that he now has a president's "broken promises" to squeal about for four years.

Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (Bdeb0)

390 Popular vote, here it comes.."Illegit"

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (wczgi)

391 Tim Kaine is proud of Hillary.

They're going to go the "Because she's a woman she won just by showing up" route.

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (3Liv/)

392 Kaine pushing the "popular vote" meme...

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (eM2Uz)

393 >>
Talkers on CNN are now saying Hillary was too much of a nerd for the average stupid American.

Nerd. Riiight. Good one!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (NOIQH)

394 Glenn Beck
....

Johnny Tomlinson. I've hated that bastard ever since he threw that rock at me in 5th grade.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (1H9ox)


Glenn Beck Sucide watch...

*turns back on Beck*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'hobo feast tonight!' at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (UO+lc)

395 You would think these asshole won. Oh, she won the popular vote, told you.



What if they had, we would be getting shit shoveled up our ass all day.



Let's shove some up theirs.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (NbJXF)

396
Crow pie futures soar!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (7H/2n)

397 They are starting to come out for the press conference.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (VnCI9)

398 These fuckers are NOT to be forgiven:
David French
Kevin D. Williamson
AllahPundit
George W. Bush
Karl Rove
Mitt Romney

****
Erick Erikson

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (uhftQ)

399 383 Why am I thinking Gollum at the end of Lord of the Rings
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (bQxkN)

Not quite. Gollum at least possessed his precious at the end.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (8hICw)

400 348 >>Talkers on CNN are now saying Hillary was too much of a nerd for the average stupid American.

Yes, Us basket of irredeemable deplorables are just too dumb to understand Her brilliance...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (O2RFr)

401 One other thing I was wrong on:

I also thought Cruz or Rubio or Kasich would have been walking away with this. But no way any of them could have peeled away those Rust Belt states. I was wrong about that, and people here were right.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (F26eZ)

402 Who's the woman with the kids in the 1st row?

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (JSovD)

403 Oh here we go: Popular vote!

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (hdpay)

404 Make taco salad the official salad of the USA.

Mmm taco salad

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (39g3+)

405 "Civil Rights Lawyer" (?!?)

If you're a democrat who passed the bar, apparently that's all it takes.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (ZsN9X)

406 "Talkers on CNN are now saying Hillary was too much of a nerd for the average stupid American. "

The word they could of used was turd.

Posted by: OK at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (8cftc)

407 Glenn Beck is begging Trump to reach out to him so that he can teach Trump how to heal the country

Over under on Beck drinking again: 14 hours.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (v/WDi)

408 Because Hillary! is Gollum. The Presidency was her one true Ring. And an upstart with far too much hair on his body has stolen her Precious.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (fbppv)

409 >>Why is Huma smiling?


Because she's finally done with Hillary?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (NOIQH)

410 Did Hillary win the popular vote?

Posted by: Where is the media? at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (xB7fY)

411 It is difficult for a woman to be elected?? BULL SHIT. STFU Kaine!

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (V71z9)

412 Did Trump win MI.?

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (O2RFr)

413 Timmy looks like he is about to weep.

He looks dazed. As if someone told him that he had it in the bag.
No goose for Christmas dinner Timmy?
*snivel*

Posted by: Drider at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (bdzyz)

414 Virginia won't take Kaine back without a receipt and the original, unbroken packaging, thanks very much.

Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (Bdeb0)

415 Klown Kaine is saying she won the popular vote. So when is her swearing in asshat?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (493sH)

416 Waterboy - Dondi
Posted by: cool breeze at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (StZrq)
_______________

That one made me LOL.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (4rh2D)

417 So hey, now that "we" have everything, any chance we push through some term limit legislation?

Try the veal.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (rO61x)

418 Sooooo...what is the first hill the Congress will finally be willing to die on now that Trump is residing at 1600 Penn?
Immigration? TPP? The ACA? Tax "loopholes"? Chicks with Dicks?

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (1H9ox)

419 Concession speech time!!!!

WOOT MOTHERFUCKING WOOT!!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (/D5Lf)

420 So Hillary is going to say she won the popular vote, but white men cheated her out of the election.



Tim Kaine is a fag.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (NbJXF)

421 Kane saying Hillary made history by being a lawyer, First Lady and a Secretary of State.

She was not a first in any of those so how is that historic?

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (8zHLN)

422 Supreme Court - Ted Cruz
Attorney General - Rudy Giuliani
State - John Bolton
Treasury - Rand Paul
Defense - James "Mad Dog" Mattis (John "Black Jack" Pershing being unavailable)
Labor - Scott Walker
Commerce - Rick Perry
Health and Human Services - Ben Carson
Homeland Security - Jeff Sessions
Transportation - Chris "Traffic Jam" Christie
Veterans Affairs - Joni Ernst
Energy - Sarah Palin to oversee disbanding
Education - Newt Gingrich to oversee disbanding
Agriculture - Carly Fiorina to oversee disbanding
Housing and Urban Development - Bobby Jindal to oversee disbanding
Interior - Oregon militia to oversee disbanding and return of the land to the states
EPA - James Inhofe
OMB - Jim DeMint
ICE - Joe Arpaio
WaterboySammich maker - Dondi

-
White House Janitor - Lindsey Graham

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (Nwg0u)

423 Talkers on CNN are now saying Hillary was too much of a nerd for the average stupid American.

Nerd. Riiight. Good one!
Posted by: Lizzy
--------------------

You mean, like, with a cloth?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (7H/2n)

424 Huma, so sad.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (hdpay)

425 Kaine quoting scripture?


Paleeeeese....

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (Enq6K)

426 There isn't enough pudding east of the mississip'

Posted by: ballistic at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (oMpBy)

427 Hubby telling Tim to kiss his southern OH ass.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (JSovD)

428 Why is Huma smiling?


Terror attack ready to go?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (3myMJ)

429 WTF happened to the ABC feed? Over to MSNBC...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (WlGX+)

430 362 CNN saying the Hag has her faith to fall back on.

--

Usually it is the bottle or drugs that cause her to fall.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (7ZVPa)

Hey.... SATAN!!! I thought we had a DEAL here!

Posted by: Hillary at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (qf6WZ)

431 I declare today....


Taco Bowl Day!


Trump Tower has the best Taco Bowls, I hear.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (suql3)

432 He sure can lie purty

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (wczgi)

433 It's important to remember that picking Kaine was a major gaffe. She could've went with a more Bernie like type. Probably still wouldn't have won but it would've helped their party.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (4ErVI)

434

Kaine you lying SCRUNT!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (v9gSJ)

435 Ace's stomped on thread disappeared.

Kreepy Klown Kaine haz a sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (PY9jH)

436 385 Laura Ingraham for White House Press Secretary.

Hmmm....good one.
Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (qUNWi)

She was awesome this morning explaining the Trump win.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'hobo feast tonight!' at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (UO+lc)

437 Tim Kaine.

When Clownsex goes too far, you get Tim Kaine.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (/IGpZ)

438 Tim Kaine listing all the things we will thankfully miss because Hills lost.

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (yODqO)

439 Oh no fair!

I was commenting in the enstompened thread because it had the official ewok fur on it and now it's gone.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (mgbwf)

440 Must-read entertainment while we wait for the Hildabeast. Pollsters sell souls, credibility for political favor, get pantsed.
http://tinyurl.com/hctn244

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (ry4ab)

441 Judy Garland singing "Happy Days Are Here Again".

LOL

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (JBggj)

442 Tim Kaine going New Testament on our ass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (Nwg0u)

443 Kaine is tearing up.

They taste delicious.

Posted by: joe, living deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (KUaJL)

444 414 Virginia won't take Kaine back without a receipt and the original, unbroken packaging, thanks very much.
____________________

And they'll also charge a 15% re-stocking fee.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (4rh2D)

445 412
Did Trump win MI.?

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (O2RFr)

Yes

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (NbJXF)

446
Huma, thinking about the drapes for her jail cell...

The bright side for Kaine is that the Christmas season is upon us and he has bookings to play the Grinch from now until the cows come home.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (BK3ZS)

447 I cannot remember the Republicans doing anything like this after losing the presidency in '92, '96, '08, or '12.

Passive aggressive bullshit.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (U6f54)

448 I look at that commie, muzzie-loving POS Kaine speaking and think...

...thank God for President Trump.

The Republic dodged a hall of liberal bullets.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (ry4ab)

449 Kaine sounds like he's going to cry.

Have a tissue, Timmy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (WlGX+)

450 Shut up Mr. KKK: Kreepy Klown Kaine...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (O2RFr)

451 >>Why is Huma smiling?


Tears are a decent lube?

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (/IGpZ)

452 Do they understand what a concession speech is?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (493sH)

453 When all is said and done, sans fraud, the popular vote will have overwhelmingly been for Trump. Its just a question of getting people to understand and believe that. I'm hoping Trump spends the money to get the fake votes trimmed out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (39g3+)

454 Just called now-81 y.o. Mom on her birthday. She got the best present possible (even better since she lives in NoVa).

Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (dZ756)

455

Old man rhythm is in my shoes
No use 't sittin' and singin' the blues
So be my guest, you got nothin' to lose
Won't ya let me take you on a sea cruise?

http://nrcruise.com/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (IqV8l)

456 Hillary still hasn't come out and said anything.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (SAn+a)

457 Nobody had to doubt it? Why didn't the skankles concede last night!??

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (wczgi)

458 Kellyanne Conway for Chief of Staff (and keeper of the twitter password).

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (LISuA)

459 Will he announce how much more Obamacare will go up until Trump gets ahold of it?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (3myMJ)

460 FWIW, the White House Historical Association (sellers of really gorgeous Christmas ornaments and more)
announced the "limited edition inaugural Gift Box".

It's glorious. And HUUUGE.

Yeah, I'm buying one.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (C9pBZ)

461 and .... poof! ace's thread disappears


For some reason this blog's quirks remind me of one of my favorite quotes on the USSR: "the only country where the past is unpredictable"

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (QDnY+)

462 This Kaine halfwit reminds me of the kids that ate paste in Kindergarten. With the same vacant grins on their faces.

Posted by: Log Cabin at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (Hnlbz)

463 How many "I's" did Trump have in his speech last night? How many will Hillary's speech have.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (bMG0w)

464 Now he is retelling a parable from the gospel that seems to have no relevance to Hillary.

Word salad.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (8zHLN)

465 420 So Hillary is going to say she won the popular vote, but white men cheated her out of the election.



Tim Kaine is a fag.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (NbJXF)

And his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (7HtZB)

466 Timmy didn't say that "If that bastard wins, we will all swing from lamp posts?"

You crossing the street to avoid lamp posts Timmy?

Posted by: Drider at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (bdzyz)

467 Hey.... SATAN!!! I thought we had a DEAL here!
Posted by: Hillary
----------------

Yeah, well I realized you had plans to usurp my position.

Posted by: Old Nick at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (7H/2n)

468 Drudge is en fuego and the left is having a mental meltdown.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (2w7OO)

469 I must have seriously missed something last night.

Oh and I am dead serious about the Victory Tits. It'll have to wait until I get home from work tonight though.

Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM


Victory tits? Could Her Malevolence expand on this theme a bit?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (kDUMP)

470 I thought that 15% was a recycling fee

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (fbppv)

471 Nobody had to doubt Hillary would accept the outcome of the election?

How about literally everyone on the planet who saw Podesta's speech last night?

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (3Liv/)

472 He really needs to appoint a special prosecutor for hillz. Burn the fucker down bitches.

Posted by: james at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (jxw6R)

473 Gee, you'd think Kaine would deliver this in Spanish....

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (NOIQH)

474 Trump Wins: Experts Baffled

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (qJhUV)

475 Virginia won't take Kaine back without a receipt and the original, unbroken packaging, thanks very much.

--

Read the sign: You broke it, you bought it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (7ZVPa)

476 NBC stomped Ryan to give us a bunch of mindless patter in an empty room, and now gives Kaine his half hour or whatever.

JJ Sefton was right!

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (U6f54)

477 Hey.... SATAN!!! I thought we had a DEAL here!

Posted by: Hillary at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (qf6WZ)


**shrugs**

You're a lawyer. Don't you know you should always read the fine print?

Posted by: Satan at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (X6fMO)

478 354
Why is Huma smiling?

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (wczgi)

Hillary was too drunk to wear the dildo last night?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (NbJXF)

479 Kellyanne Conway for Chief of Staff (and keeper of the twitter password).


Oh good god yes!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (mgbwf)

480 Trump can use everyone in this room as mortar for his wall ala Leonidas.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (/tuJf)

481 393 >>
Talkers on CNN are now saying Hillary was too much of a nerd for the average stupid American.

Nerd. Riiight. Good one!


Posted by: Lizzy at

I couldn't hear it over the flushing sound.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (iWW0H)

482 A nerd who doesn't know how to use email or a printer.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (Om16U)

483 He sat down with Clinton and the grandkids. Awwww

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (JSovD)

484 Confession speech?

Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (nFwvY)

485 Heard that Ryan speech. He thanked all his RINO friends.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (SAn+a)

486 CreepyFace Kaine can get stowed back in his suitcase until further notice.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (iLoHX)

487 460 FWIW, the White House Historical Association (sellers of really gorgeous Christmas ornaments and more)
announced the "limited edition inaugural Gift Box".

It's glorious. And HUUUGE.

Yeah, I'm buying one.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (C9pBZ)

"We'll be saying 'Merry Christmas' from now on" - Trump (quoting from memory)

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (7HtZB)

488 I'm getting the impression that Kaine is just stalling for time here.

Posted by: joe, living deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (KUaJL)

489 Drones, Kaine owns one.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (NbJXF)

490 Tim Kaine has two baby catepillars where his eyebrows should be.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (bMG0w)

491 They kilt us

Is he speaking in tongues?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (WlGX+)

492 What a good looking bunch, not.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (8zHLN)

493 No Mr. Kaine... you done been ass-whupped.


Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (ry4ab)

494 With the world's most powerful nation facing an uncertain future and Obama's eight-year legacy under mortal threat, the outgoing president will speak in the Cabinet Room of the White House at 12:15 pm in Washington ( 1715 GMT ).


Trump should schedule something over it, lol.


ew here she comes

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (qCMvj)

495 You want to know how clueless these funny Democrats are?

Huma enters room,

They all giver her a standing ovation.

Posted by: franksalterego at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (kzHgm)

496 Oh, jeez, just get her on already so I can make my juevos rancheros. Or victory eggs.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (ZsN9X)

497 Kaine just said Hillary loves her country. Au contraire, she has proven she loves money and power.

Posted by: areswomen at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (Rx2dv)

498


Kaine's vibrating you know what stuck up where has lost it's rate control and is out of control...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (v9gSJ)

499

Holding her up

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (qCMvj)

500 Is Klown Kaine setting himself up to be the new standard bearer of the party? Please

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (493sH)

501 One of the biggest promises I want DT to keep is that of appointing a special prosecutor to finish Hillary. The level of corruption that was exposed but not acted upon cannot be tolerated if we are to continue to have a Republic.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (1H9ox)

502 idea courtesy of naturalfake

( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Victory Tits for Trump at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (/kYMn)

503 Heeeere's the Beast!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (PY9jH)

504
Kaine: *dammit. I hope like hell she manages to walk without face-planting*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (7H/2n)

505 We whooped you good Tim you a**hole.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (JSovD)

506 Families and children (take their jobs and abort them) isn't pro-family assholio

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (wczgi)

507 It's a bit alarming to me how much Democrats act like cult members. We saw it with TFG, we're seeing it with Hillary. How damaged do you have to be to put that much emotional investment and sense of personal identity into a politician?

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (0mRoj)

508 BYE FELISHA

Posted by: Hedley Lamar at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (+nNFL)

509 >>How many "I's" did Trump have in his speech last night? How many will Hillary's speech have.


Hillary's speech will be all about her. And male voters hating her. But mostly her.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (NOIQH)

510 Hillary...and Bill!

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (hdpay)

511

NOW she wears a presidential pants suit?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (v9gSJ)

512 Blow Job's there!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (Nwg0u)

513 Here comes the criminal.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (V71z9)

514 Tim Kaine is about as gracious as we could expect from his debate performance.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (tewYv)

515 Up the stairs all by herself.

Good drugs.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (WlGX+)

516 BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST!

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (/IGpZ)

517 Hillary!, "Where's my FIFTY point lead devil????!!!???"

Ah Satan, "I only said you would have fifty points of lead in this campaign. Sheesh lawyers think they are so smart."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (fbppv)

518 Cheer bitches! We are too!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (NbJXF)

519 BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST!!!!!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (G8TO0)

520 482 A nerd who doesn't know how to use email or a printer.
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (Om16U)

But she can wipe a server like a sonofabitch!

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:37 PM (7HtZB)

521 Aw there is Hillary!!

*Dabs tears in eyes*



*From laughing*

Posted by: Drider at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (bdzyz)

522 Oh look... Hillary is wearing Imperial Purple.

So delusional...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (ry4ab)

523 What's with the purple and black clothing theme? Satanic colors or something?

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (hYNPr)

524 The level of corruption that was exposed but not acted upon cannot be tolerated if we are to continue to have a Republic.
Posted by: ajmojo
------------

One hopes. But, I'm not betting on it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (7H/2n)

525 Love the fake smile.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (hdpay)

526 I would pay cash money to be in Soros' office right now.

I paid $300 million for this?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (/tuJf)

527 Like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (nFdGS)

528 All those clapping, cheering seals were going to be our camp guards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (PY9jH)

529
Down goes Shrillary!

Down goes Shrillary!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (BK3ZS)

530 Only three hours late now that she deigned to appear.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (8zHLN)

531 World class ugly lapels, woman has no taste at all

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (wczgi)

532
Slick looks like he's had one hell of a night. How much botox is in the Beast's face?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (493sH)

533 I hope she collapses.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (bMG0w)

534 What a world! What a world!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (iLoHX)

535 The moment I've been waiting for......

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (NOIQH)

536 Hillary on

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (SAn+a)

537 And here's herself

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (kTF2Z)

538 Hillary is up.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (NrQPT)

539 LOL

https://twitter.com/ProducerKen/status/796385244823908353

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (Om16U)

540


Will there be a Bill is a Rapist heckler!?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (qCMvj)

541 By all accounts, you could have collected gallons of libtard tears at the Javitz Center last night.. it was delicious listening to CNN this morning as they described the saddened supporters when they realized it was all over.

I really don't want to watch this thing this morning.. but it's like a wreck on the highway.. you can't help yourself..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (so+oy)

542 This will save the Daily's Shows sinking ratings as libs run back to their clapper cocoon to be reassured.

And if you called "Hillary was just too smart for Americans" as excuse #1 collect your prize.

Posted by: brak at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (guIHw)

543 Kaine quoting scripture?

Paleeeeese....

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (Enq6K)


Presumably the passage that says it's totally cool to kill babies.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (TOk1P)

544 Who's exciting for one last bit of crazy eyes! You can do it Hilldog!

Posted by: Fletch at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (gARLd)

545 He promised me a pardon

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (NbJXF)

546 *cues up some Benny Hill music*

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (fbppv)

547
Education - Newt Gingrich to oversee disbanding



I think he should be Trump's Chief of Staff

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (lKyWE)

548 Just wondering: Has anybody told Hillary yet?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (hJrjt)

549 She looks hungover and I'm serious. Look at her eyes.

Posted by: james at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (jxw6R)

550 Tim Kaine say "They haven't whupped us yet." C'mon morons! Apply that lash!

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (yODqO)

551 Smartest woman ever gives smartest concession speech ever.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (U6f54)

552 Damn it. That meeting on the plane with Bill was a total fucking waste of time.

Lock her up!

Lock her up!

Lock her up!

Posted by: Loretta Lynch at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (4AVeu)

553 Hey.... SATAN!!! I thought we had a DEAL here!

Posted by: Hillary at November 09, 2016 12:34 PM (qf6WZ)

Trump is Ralph Macchio and Hillary is Steve Vai.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (1H9ox)

554 Hillary looks more awful and more made up than usual.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (V71z9)

555 480 Trump can use everyone in this room as mortar for his wall ala Leonidas.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (/tuJf)

That sounds like it could be very witty but I'm afraid it went over my head?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (oOYbM)

556 Kaine is reminding important is was to defeat the witch.. Hillary was a civil right lawyer, dedicate her life to women, children, families? BS, all of it. She worked her whole life to grow the size and power of govt and to put her in charge of it. We dodged a bullet.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (1BQGO)

557 Go long?

Posted by: Vodka futures at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (/kYMn)

558 Lotsa tape under that wig

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (wczgi)

559 They're trotting out the "what do I tell my 3 year old daughter??? Lines now. Well, for one thing, she's 3, so... nothing.

The Republic dodged a hall of liberal bullets.

We'll see. What if both Pence and Trump suffer an unfortunate accident involving high explosives? We'll have to put Hillary in, after all, she was the second choice of America!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (39g3+)

560 Let me know when she gets to Bill's respectable cloth coat.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (Qy9+s)

561 Mcrory, the NC Gov, had taken the lead over his Dem opponent, Rory
Cooper, late in the night, until a large number of votes was 'found' in a
Dem precinct



More "found votes" a la Frankan. Did they find them in a trunk? And I would challenge the hell out of those found votes.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (mpXpK)

562 523 What's with the purple and black clothing theme? Satanic colors or something?
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (hYNPr)

I'm Anton LaVey and I approve this message.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (0mRoj)

563 She's decided to retire to spend more time with Hansel and Gretel.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (iLoHX)

564 At least she's conceding.

Posted by: HH at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (DrCtv)

565 Huma, thinking about the drapes for her jail cell...
___________________

Just think, a month ago there were reports that Hillary was interviewing candidates for her cabinet.

hahahahahaha

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (4rh2D)

566 And there goes the left eye, wandering off again...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (WlGX+)

567 Hills on stage. I actually like her outfit.

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (yODqO)

568 "Diverse" Drink! (I wish)

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (PY9jH)

569 Bill looks like he's gonna cry.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (J9FkY)

570

L eye vs. R eye still not right...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (v9gSJ)

571
With her hold broken at last, will we finally get the real tell all stories behind those three grifters?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (BK3ZS)

572 So I refreshed the Ace thread that got stomped by this one.

The comment box is still there, but no post and no other comments. Should I post just to see what happens?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (WuRdh)

573 'It Takes a Village to Lose an Election' - Hillary Rodham Clinton (2016)

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (/IGpZ)

574 Do the SJW really want to run with the smartest woman in the world still losing to a man?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (G8TO0)

575 I'm at Starbucks. I can smell the hurt, fear and desperation.


*takes a deep breath*


Ahhhhhhhh......


Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'hobo feast tonight!' at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (UO+lc)

576 Lithium, amphetamines, and vodka.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (iLoHX)

577 "What's with the purple and black clothing theme? Satanic colors or something?"

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Funereal?

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (8zHLN)

578 "Tens of millions of Americans"

Umm, no.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (PY9jH)

579 Bill in back wondering when he can get back to the energizer bunny.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (hdpay)

580 Bags under the eyes. Aww Bill coordinated his tie to he suit. How precious.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (JSovD)

581 And the botox is nuclear, look at that unwrinkly forehead

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (wczgi)

582 Cry.

Cry, bitch.

Cry.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (/IGpZ)

583


liar liar pantsuits on fire

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (qCMvj)

584 How many people that freaked out about Rush's "I hope he fails" will now talk about working to make Trump fail.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (bMG0w)

585 Oh Noes, Hillary's going to cry!

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (3Liv/)

586 That sounds like it could be very witty but I'm afraid it went over my head?

Low-key documentary 300. Good movie.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (u0s1P)

587 Mr. BTEG shocked me last night. He had two books by the guy who writes xkcd, on his Christmas list. Now they're not, because the cartoonist went political. Mr. BTEG said he doesn't read his science cartoons for politics. He's generally libertarian/conservative, but not the type to do a buycott. If he's tired of it, I'd guess lots of others are as well.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (FQKBL)

588 I wish to drink their tears from the skulls of my enemies.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (0mRoj)

589 Bill looks like he's gonna cry.

--

Now he has to pay cash for underage strange

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (7ZVPa)

590 Victory tits? Could Her Malevolence expand on this theme a bit?

Victory.

Written on the tits.

Shared with the Horde.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (mgbwf)

591 Bighearted?

Not counting you, deplorables.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (iLoHX)

592 Clinton - "energized campaign"

I guess she just can't stop lying. The only thing less energized than the Clinton campaign is my teenage son when its time to clean his room.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (v/WDi)

593 I can't keep up with these comments. Is anyone actually reading them?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (mpXpK)

594 I'm dead serious about cooking Mexican food. I have to learn it.

There's gonna be some jobs opening up soon.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (ZsN9X)

595 This may be the last time we have to listen to that voice

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (7HtZB)

596 NOW she wears a presidential pants suit?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits
-----------

She was planning on wearing that last night. Didn't plan a wardrobe for losing.

And, oh yeah, Loser, Loser, Loser, Loser...!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (7H/2n)

597 "The campaign wasn't about one person."

ahahahahahaha yeah right

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (493sH)

598 Cpt Charles not watching. Is it really the purple as used by the Romans. Or that purple one sees from sweatshops in Bangladesh?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (fbppv)

599 "Inclusive"

She's such a bitter bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (PY9jH)

600 567 Hills on stage. I actually like her outfit.

Aw, what the hell, I'm in a giving mood. She looks presentable.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (WlGX+)

601 Presumably the passage that says it's totally cool to kill babies.

Jedediah 12:17, where it also says two dudes can totally marry and its evil to think a man isn't actually a woman inside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (39g3+)

602 >>They're trotting out the "what do I tell my 3 year old daughter??? Lines now. Well, for one thing, she's 3, so... nothing.

Pathetic.
So many 'lil CheChes!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (NOIQH)

603 She offered Donald her help?

Just go away you old witch!

They were opining on cable talk shows this morning about where Hillary will go from here.. who the fuck cares??? Just go away!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (so+oy)

604 I honestly think Bill looks sad. I think he is realizing now that he is not going to have access to a whole pool of nubile young interns forever.

Posted by: keena at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (RiTnx)

605 If he hasn't been mentioned, don't forget to put george will on that list.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (d76uN)

606 I hope she has a coughing fit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (Q5Ymk)

607 Chinese mobsters are waiting backstage to break her legs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (iLoHX)

608

She's saying the right things now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (qCMvj)

609 Hillary: America sucks.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (hdpay)

610 546 *cues up some Benny Hill music*

I hear Cuba is fine this time of year. Send lawyers, guns, and money!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (ry4ab)

611 567 Hills on stage. I actually like her outfit.

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (yODqO)


She'll look better in stripes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'hobo feast tonight!' at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (UO+lc)

612 Dressed like the Joker.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (/4GEs)

613 Nice. Translation? PLEASE pardon me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (NbJXF)

614 I'm gonna be saving all these vids and breaking them down like the Zapruder film just to soak in all the nuanced butthurt.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (4ErVI)

615
Buy my oven mitts!

Buy my oven mitts!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (BK3ZS)

616 575 I'm at Starbucks. I can smell the hurt, fear and desperation.


*takes a deep breath*


Ahhhhhhhh......


Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'hobo feast tonight!' at November 09, 2016 12:39 PM (UO+lc)

Smells like...body funk and stale weed.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (0mRoj)

617 I beg your pardon,
You can sign it in the rose garden

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (kTF2Z)

618 593
I can't keep up with these comments. Is anyone actually reading them?


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (mpXpK)
For today, every one

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (WuRdh)

619 Wow Hillary stressing the value of Rule of Law

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (3Liv/)

620 555 480 Trump can use everyone in this room as mortar for his wall ala Leonidas.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM (/tuJf)

That sounds like it could be very witty but I'm afraid it went over my head?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 12:38 PM (oOYbM)



Go watch 300.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (bMG0w)

621 She NEVER cherished freedom of worship, not for one fucking day

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (wczgi)

622 556 Kaine is reminding important is was to defeat the witch.. Hillary was a civil right lawyer, dedicate her life to women, children, families? BS, all of it. She worked her whole life to grow the size and power of govt and to put her in charge of it. We dodged a bullet.
___________________________

And money. Don't forget the money. That was a big part of Hillary's lust for power.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (4rh2D)

623 She doesn't want the adulation. She wants the power.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (/4GEs)

624 She actually mentioned the rule of law with a straight face. Now that is acting.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (8zHLN)

625 >>The comment box is still there, but no post and no other comments. Should I post just to see what happens?

Do you have something against the space time continuum???

Just stay here with us where it's warm and schadenfreudie.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (gTQoY)

626 I honestly think Bill looks sad. I think he is realizing now that he is not going to have access to a whole pool of nubile young interns forever.
Posted by: keena at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (RiTnx)


He knows that he is part of the reason she went down.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (qCMvj)

627 "The country is more divided than we would like."


And who in fark has been doing that? *looks toward the queen in the White House*

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (493sH)

628 The delay was to give Marina time to print off the speech.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (LISuA)

629 It takes a Russian nuke to raise a vodka!

Posted by: Hillary Rodham...*hic* at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (/kYMn)

630 I knew this election was lost when major league baseball did nothing to stop the active participation of the KKK in the World Series.

Posted by: Lefty Lefterson: Lefty Pundit at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (qJhUV)

631 406 "Talkers on CNN are now saying Hillary was too much of a nerd for the average stupid American. "


But smart enough to elect Ofuckstick twice!

Posted by: washrivergal at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (CFc5L)

632 Oh look. Words coming out of her mouth that she doesn't now nor ever has meant.

Posted by: Drider at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (bdzyz)

633 I can't keep up with these comments. Is anyone actually reading them?
Posted by: Vic
-----------

Vic, old man, I hang on your every word. The AoSHQ equivalent of The Oracle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (7H/2n)

634 Canada has gone full on crazy for carbon taxes in order to suck up to Obama and Clinton. One's going, the other never arrived so I hope they get ditched. (Hey, a girl can dream.)

I know you Americans have big issues that need resolving but please let Keystone be approved asap.

Posted by: all doubt removed at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (WsWiu)

635 What's the purple all about?

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (/4GEs)

636 She lies so easily. It's disgusting!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (N+sGs)

637

Crazy eye just happened!

Crazy eye just happened!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (qCMvj)

638

Next Stop:

Hitlery - ICU & Coffin
BJ - Pedo Island

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (v9gSJ)

639 Pardon me, America.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (iLoHX)

640 Did Hillary just do her version of "We have nothing to fear with Trump in the White House?"

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (G8TO0)

641
It's a crazy eye extravaganza!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (eM2Uz)

642 Maybe we will get a Super-Marionation Hillary! out on the stage, strings and all.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (fbppv)

Cankles are GO!

Posted by: Thunderbird 1 at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (33O8j)

643 My mattress has a hole in it.

What happened?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (v4Dtx)

644 She's actually modulating her voice for a change.

OK, who is this imposter?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (WlGX+)

645 593 I can't keep up with these comments. Is anyone actually reading them?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (mpXpK)

Mostly. I'm skipping yours to save time.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (0mRoj)

646 604 I honestly think Bill looks sad. I think he is realizing now that he is not going to have access to a whole pool of nubile young interns forever.
------------
That puts a whole new spin on the Scriptural reference to being cast out into the darkness where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (ry4ab)

647

Crazy wandering eye won't listen!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (qCMvj)

648 >>"The campaign wasn't about one person."


"WHY AM I NOT 50 POINTS AHEAD!!!!!"

Yep, it's about ALL of the people who failed Hillary, damnit!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (NOIQH)

649 I can't keep up with these comments. Is anyone actually reading them?

Its the natural progression. We started by not reading the post. Now we don't read the comments. Soon, we won't even read our own comments and it will just be a string of random letters in the box.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (v/WDi)

650 She's right on the mark. Saying the left must not relent, but keep up the fight.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (U6f54)

651
You booed God, but you respect freedom of worship?

Cognitive dissonance -- the untapped power source that will solve the world's energy needs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (BK3ZS)

652 Hillary's got the Seal of The President-Reject on the front of the podium.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (iWW0H)

653 Why is she dressed like Dracula?

Posted by: Raymond Burr at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (K3F/8)

654 Freedom of religion...?

Does that include forcing muzzie bakers to make gay wedding cakes?

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (ry4ab)

655 They really seem to think Donald's gonna target teh gheys.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (iLoHX)

656 When Ace finally wakes up I'll probably be banned. He basically hates me at this point. So this will be my last word on the subject, and at the HQ. For realz this time.

But let me just say that I hope that you are true to your word about keeping Trump accountable.

Many people over the past year made the argument that Trump was preferable to Clinton because, in part, Congress would hold in check some of Trump's more outrageous antics, while they claimed Congress would let Clinton get away with her unending corruption.

So when Trump proposes something outrageous, or he or his staff gets into some scandal (which you know will happen) I hope that you make the correct choice. Paul Ryan is unpopular around here, and if Congress starts demanding some investigation into some Trump Administration impropriety, or rejects some of Trump's outlandish ideas, the strong temptation and strong social pressure from the Trump acolytes, is going to be to diss Paul Ryan some more, diss the GOPe some more, and turn into knee-jerk partisan Trump defenders. I hope that doesn't happen. We shouldn't have done it back when Bush was invading Iraq and bailing out the banks, the left shouldn't have done it when Obama was drone-striking citizens, usurping more of Congress' authority, and starting new wars in the Middle East (among other numerous transgressions), and we shouldn't give in to that temptation again. We *do* need Congress to reassert its co-equal standing among the branches of government, and no president, not even Trump, should get a blank check to do whatever it wishes.

I didn't vote for him and while I won't get to take any credit for some of the positive things he might do, I also won't feel responsible for, or obliged to defend, any of the terrible stuff that he is going to do. Please don't let your vote for him mean that you have to feel responsible to defend him on all things. We need a sane and sober conservative movement to stand both in opposition to the radical left, but also stand in opposition to the outrageous excesses that can ensue from populist movements everywhere. After all the modern conservative movement really got started when Burke saw the terrible results of populism run amok in France. There's going to be a lot of pressure to stand with Trump even when he's wrong, just because "the people are on his side", and I hope that doesn't happen here.

Farewell to the decent people here at the HQ. And to the rest of you, who would rather see me consume some container of male genitalia, then fuck you.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (gXKl3)

657 I'm hoping after this speech, she'll crawl into a hole somewhere in Chappaqua, never to be seen again - Oh, and die a slow, agonizing death.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (aOj7m)

658 Breaking down barrier: No border walls.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (hdpay)

659 635 What's the purple all about?

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (/4GEs)
Color of royalty, she's running for queen

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (wczgi)

660 So I refreshed the Ace thread that got stomped by this one.

The comment box is still there, but no post and no other comments. Should I post just to see what happens?





Suuuuuuuuuuuure. Go for it.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (2w7OO)

661 Freedom of warship?

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (S0Svy)

662 I actually like her outfit.

-
It's almost black and blue.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (Nwg0u)

663 Regarding North Carolina, I'm amazed voters there punished the Governor for the bathroom stuff.

The problem I've noticed is social conservatives tend to be absolutely awful at defending their agenda.

Was that what happened here, was he a sort of "Todd Akin" type of Republican?

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (u8syu)

664 612 Dressed like the Joker.
Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM (/4GEs)

do you know how i got these scars?

Posted by: Fletch at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (gARLd)

665 Defend the rule of law. Literal lol moment.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (FqgrG)

666 So far, not actually a terrible speech.

Posted by: joe, living deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (KUaJL)

667 Gawd I despise this treacherous wench.

Posted by: Love Gun (post-revolution Love hertz) at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (no0Da)

668 She'll look better in stripes.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'hobo feast tonight!'
..............
Naaah.. simple orange jumpsuit...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (so+oy)

669 Wow Hillary stressing the value of Rule of Law
____________________

Yeah, the same woman who promised to give amnesty to all illegal alien lawbreakers within 100 days of taking office as president . . .

Clearly, the rule of law is a top priority for her.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (4rh2D)

670 Sort of funny how a concession speech is almost always someone's best speech.

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (t4HFi)

671 If everyone played under the same rules, you'd be in jail, bitch!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (N+sGs)

672 How much you wanna bet that within 6 months we are going to hear that Hillary is ill.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (/tuJf)

673 Rather gracious, so far.

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (JBggj)

674 It's FREEDOM OF RELIGION, not "freedom of worship" you doubled tongued tyrannical crook.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (V71z9)

675
Reading comments is for C-Losers...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (BK3ZS)

676 "Better, stronger FAIRER America."

What a POS she is and always has been.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (PY9jH)

677 Oh Noes, Hillary's going to cry!

Good.

Feel that burning sensation in your heart, witch?

That's the stake through your political dreams.

Burn, witch, burn!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (X6fMO)

678 It's like the last episode of the Sopranos!
With the same WTF ending...

Posted by: Log Cabin at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (Hnlbz)

679 This campaign isn't over.

Posted by: Hillary Alinsky Clinton at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (kzHgm)

680 The way her eyes look and the way she speaking I think she is on some serious Xanax and antidepressants today

Posted by: keena at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (RiTnx)

681 635
What's the purple all about?

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (/4GEs)

The pope told her to wear it?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (NbJXF)

682 Hey deary...can I get the recipe for that barbituate cocktail you're always slurping on?

Posted by: Ruth Badersburg at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (1H9ox)

683 Biggest crowd she has drawn to date.

Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (ce4zT)

684 the reason she went down."

Phrasing, people, phrasing.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (C9pBZ)

685 Ah yes, I lost but you will advance the leftist cause because... fairness.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (ry4ab)

686 Hillary just said she should go to jail.

Not directly of course.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (3myMJ)

687 I want her to collapse like jello left in the warm sunlight.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (S2VsH)

688 "The country is more divided than we would like."
---------

Why, it's almost as if someone has been devoted to identity politics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (7H/2n)

689 Now she talks about Checkers and says we won't ahve Hillary Clinton to kick around any more.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (iLoHX)

690 So, has Joe Manchin jumped ship yet?

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (3Liv/)

691 Hillary's speech is actually...nice. chock full of irony and projection but ok.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (CCc0P)

692
Kissing Barry's ass hoping for the pardon

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (493sH)

693

She thanks the Obama's. lol


EO Strike Out!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (qCMvj)

694 I cannot keep up this morning - partly because I'm hungover and sleep deprived.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (a0IVu)

695 679 It's like the last episode of the Sopranos!
With the same WTF ending...

If she pops an onion ring in her mouth...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (WlGX+)

696 ITS A CONSITUTIONAL REPUBLIC, YOU SHITHEAD!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (kTF2Z)

697 Please consider visiting Zod's GoFundMe campaign. We're trying to raise $49,000 to purchase a "tiny house" on a trailer for Lena Dunham's emigration.

Silly bint.

Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (Bdeb0)

698 Farewell to the decent people here at the HQ. And to the rest of you, who would rather see me consume some container of male genitalia, then fuck you.
Posted by: chemjeff



Don't let the door hit you on your way out.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (u8syu)

699 >>She NEVER cherished freedom of worship, not for one fucking day


Key word: worship.

Obama does the same thing. It means you're free to express your religion in church on Sunday, but don't even *think* of applying it to anything else in your life, such as with whom you choose to business with, what procedures your private hospital supports, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (NOIQH)

700 >>I honestly think Bill looks sad.

Of course. He's now just an ex-President with far less power than he'd have as President Hillary's influence peddler.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (Qy9+s)

701 Oh the joy. Im listening to every conversation coming into Starbucks.


Rationalization. Grief. Resignation. Is that fear I smell? Fear of the unknown future?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'hobo feast tonight!' at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (UO+lc)

702 We don't owe Obama shit you beotch.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (JSovD)

703 Describing the Obamas as "graceful and determined."

LOL

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (PY9jH)

704 Is that jabba the hut looking woman Kane's wife?

Posted by: james at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (jxw6R)

705 Hillary's speech is actually...nice. chock full of irony and projection but ok.
Posted by: Russkilitlover at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (CCc0P)


Just can't wait for her to shut up

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (qCMvj)

706 Biggest crowd she has drawn to date.
Posted by: dartist
--------------

Mostly fellow-traveling media.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (7H/2n)

707
657 .....
Farewell to the decent people here at the HQ. And to the rest of you, who would rather see me consume some container of male genitalia, then fuck you.

Posted by: chemjeff

There may be some hope for you after all.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (iWW0H)

708 Release me

Posted by: Victory Tits at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (/kYMn)

709 OK enough of this shit, I need to shower to get this stink off.


BBL

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (NbJXF)

710 Turn those machines back on!

Posted by: Hillary Duke at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (/tuJf)

711 The Dow is up 115 pts so far.

Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (88xKn)

712 Let me say what everyone is thinking:
She looks like she's healthy enough to stand trial.

Posted by: Log Cabin at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (Hnlbz)

713 Farewell to the decent people here at the HQ. And to the rest of you, who would rather see me consume some container of male genitalia, then fuck you.

Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (gXKl3)


Wow self-parody much?

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (tewYv)

714 Ok, does everyone else notice her eyes don't move in unison?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (Q5Ymk)

715 She's was choking up a bit there. Didn't think the bitch had it in her.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (eM2Uz)

716 Farewell to the decent people here at the HQ. And to the rest of you, who would rather see me consume some container of male genitalia, then fuck you.
Posted by: chemjeff

One diva at a time, please.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (iLoHX)

717 Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (gXKl3)

Gees, are nevertrumpers incapable of being conciliatory wthout sounding like insufferable pricks?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (G8TO0)

718 Mutually Assured Destruction will keep both sides in check.

Wow on HRC's magnanimous affirmation of the greatness of American Democracy and the respect for the peaceful transfer of power.

Posted by: Charley Horse at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (+kahX)

719 624 She actually mentioned the rule of law with a straight face. Now that is acting.
-----------
A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (ry4ab)

720

All of these weeping men.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (qCMvj)

721 Hillary finally came out from under her rock and delivered a speech. It sounds like a declaration of war, not a concession.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (/f6Nd)

722 Tim Kaine is kinda young for his career to be over.. oh well.. you hitched yer wagon to the wrong horse, Tim!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (so+oy)

723 >>>637

Crazy eye just happened!

Crazy eye just happened!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (qCMvj)

Yep!

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (/4GEs)

724
662 Freedom of warship?
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (S0Svy)


Regrets at not being able to fire up a few more undeclared wars?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (BK3ZS)

725 ....part of the reason she went down.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:41 PM (qCMvj)


Ewww, PHRASING!!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (TOk1P)

726 F you Chelsea and F your 11K wedding cake.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (WlGX+)

727 I'm hoping Hillary goes Howard Hughes and lives in a Las Vegas penthouse with fingernails and hair to the floor surrounded by jars of her own urine.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (4ErVI)

728 She sounds uncharacteristically rational, sincere and not screeching. She should have tried this style the past 30 years, might have turned out different.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (1BQGO)

729 Remember: every word she says is a lie. Every. Word.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (LISuA)

730 How much you wanna bet that within 6 months hours we are going to hear that Hillary is ill.

That'll be the excuse why she lost.

Posted by: db at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (MdAA3)

731 Thanks for getting that off your chest chemjeff.

You can leave now.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (S2VsH)

732 Honestly, it's quite a good concession speech. She's totally full of shit with what she saying of course but it's still a good speech.

Posted by: keena at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (RiTnx)

733 That sounds like it could be very witty but I'm afraid it went over my head?

King Leonidas of the Spartans is said to have created a wall to block off part of Thermopylae to control the advance of the Persian Army using the bodies of slain Persians to smush the rocks together as mortar. The stand of the 300s at the hot gates, from ancient historian Herodotus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (39g3+)

734 I'm glad this Hillary stayed home, and the shrill bitch went on the trail

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (wczgi)

735 So this will be my last word"

Liar.

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (C9pBZ)

736 "I'd like to thank the fucking Jew bastards..."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (iLoHX)

737 But let me just say that I hope that you are true to your word about keeping Trump accountable.

No worries about that, ChemJeff.

I hope you will reconsider.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (NrQPT)

738 Gotta love Sheila Jackson Lee in front row, in red. She is an expert at being seen at major events, like every dang SOTU speech, regardless of who is president.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (NOIQH)

739
You know what I love? This has to be the most painful moment in her life.

ahahahaahahahaha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (493sH)

740 So her colour choice for today is -

Bruised Plum?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (fbppv)

741 "When Ace finally wakes up I'll probably be banned. He basically hates me at this point. So this will be my last word on the subject, and at the HQ. For realz this time.

But let me just say that I hope that you are true to your word about keeping Trump accountable.

Many people over the past year made the argument that Trump was preferable to Clinton because, in part, Congress would hold in check some of Trump's more outrageous antics, while they claimed Congress would let Clinton get away with her unending corruption.

So when Trump proposes something outrageous, or he or his staff gets into some scandal (which you know will happen) I hope that you make the correct choice. Paul Ryan is unpopular around here, and if Congress starts demanding some investigation into some Trump Administration impropriety, or rejects some of Trump's outlandish ideas, the strong temptation and strong social pressure from the Trump acolytes, is going to be to diss Paul Ryan some more, diss the GOPe some more, and turn into knee-jerk partisan Trump defenders. I hope that doesn't happen. We shouldn't have done it back when Bush was invading Iraq and bailing out the banks, the left shouldn't have done it when Obama was drone-striking citizens, usurping more of Congress' authority, and starting new wars in the Middle East (among other numerous transgressions), and we shouldn't give in to that temptation again. We *do* need Congress to reassert its co-equal standing among the branches of government, and no president, not even Trump, should get a blank check to do whatever it wishes.

I didn't vote for him and while I won't get to take any credit for some of the positive things he might do, I also won't feel responsible for, or obliged to defend, any of the terrible stuff that he is going to do. Please don't let your vote for him mean that you have to feel responsible to defend him on all things. We need a sane and sober conservative movement to stand both in opposition to the radical left, but also stand in opposition to the outrageous excesses that can ensue from populist movements everywhere. After all the modern conservative movement really got started when Burke saw the terrible results of populism run amok in France. There's going to be a lot of pressure to stand with Trump even when he's wrong, just because "the people are on his side", and I hope that doesn't happen here.

Farewell to the decent people here at the HQ. And to the rest of you, who would rather see me consume some container of male genitalia, then fuck you."



Bra, I didn't read all of that because I'm still trying to collect on a BJ for voting for the bald schmuck with the bar code on the back of his head.
I been cheated!

Posted by: Drider at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (bdzyz)

742 "Lifted me up when I needed it most." Ok, I laughed.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (hYNPr)

743
657 When Ace finally wakes up I'll probably be banned. He basically hates me at this point. So this will be my last word on the subject, and at the HQ. For realz this time.

But let me just say that I hope that you are true to your word about keeping Trump accountable.

Many people over the past year made the argument that Trump was preferable to Clinton because, in part, Congress would hold in check some of Trump's more outrageous antics, while they claimed Congress would let Clinton get away with her unending corruption.

So when Trump proposes something outrageous, or he or his staff gets into some scandal (which you know will happen) I hope that you make the correct choice. Paul Ryan is unpopular around here, and if Congress starts demanding some investigation into some Trump Administration impropriety, or rejects some of Trump's outlandish ideas, the strong temptation and strong social pressure from the Trump acolytes, is going to be to diss Paul Ryan some more, diss the GOPe some more, and turn into knee-jerk partisan Trump defenders. I hope that doesn't happen. We shouldn't have done it back when Bush was invading Iraq and bailing out the banks, the left shouldn't have done it when Obama was drone-striking citizens, usurping more of Congress' authority, and starting new wars in the Middle East (among other numerous transgressions), and we shouldn't give in to that temptation again. We *do* need Congress to reassert its co-equal standing among the branches of government, and no president, not even Trump, should get a blank check to do whatever it wishes.

I didn't vote for him and while I won't get to take any credit for some of the positive things he might do, I also won't feel responsible for, or obliged to defend, any of the terrible stuff that he is going to do. Please don't let your vote for him mean that you have to feel responsible to defend him on all things. We need a sane and sober conservative movement to stand both in opposition to the radical left, but also stand in opposition to the outrageous excesses that can ensue from populist movements everywhere. After all the modern conservative movement really got started when Burke saw the terrible results of populism run amok in France. There's going to be a lot of pressure to stand with Trump even when he's wrong, just because "the people are on his side", and I hope that doesn't happen here.

Farewell to the decent people here at the HQ. And to the rest of you, who would rather see me consume some container of male genitalia, then fuck you.


Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (gXKl3)



Your opening statement demonstrates your cluelessness and your lack of intelligence. Everything else you wrote demonstrates why you have burned so many bridges here.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (bMG0w)

744 Naaah.. simple orange jumpsuit...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (so+oy)


Couple more convicts and she can start a prison Devo tribute band.

Hillary and The Clintones.

Posted by: Love Gun (post-revolution Love hertz) at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (no0Da)

745 Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (gXKl3)

And thank you for confirming that it's all about you.

Bye.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (3myMJ)

746

Just admitted to fraud and fixing...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (v9gSJ)

747

Now begins the postmortem.

*toes the corpse*

Yeah, she's done for.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (7H/2n)

748 Oh the joy. Im listening to every conversation coming into Starbucks.
-----------------

Savor them all, Cannibal Bob. But remember -- they probably wouldn't taste good. Liberals strike me as stringy and tasteless.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (uHcnA)

749 713
Let me say what everyone is thinking:

She looks like she's healthy enough to stand trial.

Posted by: Log Cabin at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (Hnlbz)
THIS!!!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (WuRdh)

750 715 Ok, does everyone else notice her eyes don't move in unison?
--------
Wanna bet the delay was because they had to dose her with all the drugs so she could survive the appearance?

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (ry4ab)

751 It's FREEDOM OF RELIGION, not "freedom of worship" you doubled tongued tyrannical crook.

--

I think she was implying that people should worship her.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (7ZVPa)

752 Seriously, my cock is not dead!

Posted by: Bill Clinton's Viagra at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (/kYMn)

753 And it only took her 10 hours to fake the sincerity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (iLoHX)

754


UNPLUG HER!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (qCMvj)

755 667 So far, not actually a terrible speech.

Posted by: joe, living deplorably

The speech she would have given last night would have been much, much more enjoyable.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (iWW0H)

756 She looks like she's healthy enough to stand trial.

Should the time very improbably come to do so, I guarantee her health issues will suddenly become part of public record.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (39g3+)

757 Makes a joke about "secret private" facebook sites used by her supporters (reference to her server)

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (3Liv/)

758 Victory.



Written on the tits.



Shared with the Horde.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM


There is no substitute for victory.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (kDUMP)

759 Lotta white faces in the crowd. Just sayin'

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (NOIQH)

760 "Best campaign evah!"



Except for that losing part.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (uiwCw)

761 657 When Ace finally wakes up I'll probably be banned. He basically hates me at this point. So this will be my last word on the subject, and at the HQ. For realz this time.


Keep it classy chemj

Posted by: USNtakim at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (hMqvx)

762 See you Chem. I've enjoyed some of the discussions we have had, and I'll miss you. There aren't many free traders left here. Of course, I'm sure I'm equally hated by many on this board too - who would love to see me go.

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (t4HFi)

763 Farewell to the decent people here at the HQ. And to the rest of you, who would rather see me consume some container of male genitalia, then fuck you.
Posted by: chemjeff


You forgot the flounce.

Every good exit has a flounce.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (X6fMO)

764 Lipbite from Bill. Like old times.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (NrQPT)

765 Each time she pauses in her speech, it looks like she's asking herself "How the hell did I lose to Trump"

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (hdpay)

766 Was chemjeff saying something? I thought I read some annoying buzzwords, like "You guy suck, I'm leaving don't dare try to stop meee....!!!!11!!!"

Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 12:47 PM (QIFAZ)

767 Wanna bet the delay was because they had to dose her with all the drugs so she could survive the appearance?
Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (ry4ab)


That's why it can't go on too long.

Will wear off

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:47 PM (qCMvj)

768 "you were the best campaign that anyone could have asked for"

Huh. If I were here, I'd have asked for a campaign that... you know... could win. But that's just me.

Posted by: joe, living deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:47 PM (KUaJL)

769 Where are the leg-irons? They told me there would be leg-irons!

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 12:47 PM (2Mnv1)

770 chemjeff....


buh bye.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 12:47 PM (qUNWi)

771
Somewhere in the Midwest there's a university where students are not getting full value for their tuition dollars.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:47 PM (BK3ZS)

772 Honestly, it's quite a good concession speech. She's totally full of shit with what she saying of course but it's still a good speech.
Posted by: keena at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (RiTnx)
----------------

I have to agree.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 09, 2016 12:47 PM (hYNPr)

773 Okay. Rush up next.

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 12:47 PM (JBggj)

774 Chemjeff

TLDR.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 12:47 PM (FqgrG)

775 Traders at the NYSE are booing Hillary and yelling LOCK HER UP


LOL

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 09, 2016 12:47 PM (G8TO0)

776 She is a true believer, just like Bormann and Himmler.
She actually believes her own bullshit.
Thank God she lost.

Posted by: Log Cabin at November 09, 2016 12:47 PM (Hnlbz)

777 So, basically, keep fighting those wingnuts. Never give up.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 12:47 PM (U6f54)

778 >>>742 So her colour choice for today is -

Bruised Plum?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (fbppv)

It's something left over from Halloween.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (/4GEs)

779 Melania in 2020!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (iLoHX)

780 The speech she would have given last night would have been much, much more enjoyable.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (iWW0H)

Agreed.

Posted by: joe, living deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (KUaJL)

781 Glass Ceiling! DRINK!!!!!

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (aPd7l)

782 I honestly think Bill looks sad.

He probably missed his flight to Pedo Island

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (qJhUV)

783
To all the womyn...here it comes. Fark you, hag

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (493sH)

784
Glazzz ceiling! FTW!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (BK3ZS)

785 See you Chem. I've enjoyed some of the discussions we have had, and I'll miss you. There aren't many free traders left here. Of course, I'm sure I'm equally hated by many on this board too - who would love to see me go.
Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 12:46 PM (t4HFi)


no one needs to "go" anywhere

we just all need to be respectful and civil of all ideas

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (qCMvj)

786 The Dow is up 115 pts so far"

That Brexit really hurt, no?

Oh, and the "fox" station in Houston had a jackwagon on this AM babbling about the overnight "futures" (and it was painfully obvious he had no clue as to finance when he tried to comment), and the inevitable decline in the "markets"...

Funny, but the problem is that said jackwagon's words are what folks hear.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (C9pBZ)

787

The children!


Little girls!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (qCMvj)

788 Bobble head Hillary.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (NrQPT)

789
She looks like she's healthy enough to stand trial.

Posted by: Log Cabin at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM

~~~~~~~

Thread winner!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (eM2Uz)

790 And chemjeff gives his concession speech...

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (SAn+a)

791 Did she issue a trigger warning? I need a trigger warning before listening to her.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (LISuA)

792 Melania in 2020!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (iLoHX)


Ivanka.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (FYrz1)

793
Time for a shout out to Moloch?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (BK3ZS)

794

Little boys? Y'all can gth

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (qCMvj)

795 I knew Trump had it in the bag at about 11 a.m. yesterday from the exit poll data. The media also knew this. Total crooks for not calling it

Lame Stream Media Tried as Hard as they could
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (y3aQB)

Donna Brazile and the rest of them should have done a better job of cheating in the debates.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (+lVUW)

796 700 >>She NEVER cherished freedom of worship, not for one fucking day


Key word: worship.

Obama does the same thing. It means you're free to express your religion in church on Sunday, but don't even *think* of applying it to anything else in your life, such as with whom you choose to business with, what procedures your private hospital supports, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (NOIQH)

Yes. I am proud of the priests in our parish. THIS. They were hammering this home. 'You might be able to worship in your church. But keep those values there. Don't let us see those bigoted racist values in public.'

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'hobo feast tonight!' at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (UO+lc)

797 Finally...end it witch

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (wczgi)

798 LMFAO @ ALL THE CRYING

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (R5HRU)

799 Who is paying for this speech, and how much? I'm thinking that her market value fell overnight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (7H/2n)

800 Dow up 180 pts.

Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (88xKn)

801 Hills is on the verge of tears. Drink, everybody!

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (yODqO)

802 Oh, the fake southern accent.
She went on a little too long.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (/4GEs)

803 655 Freedom of religion...? Does that include forcing muzzie bakers to make gay wedding cakes?



Note that her exact words were freedom of WORSHIP, not religion. The current project of the left is to limit the right of religious expression to the confines of church buildings. You have no right to let your bigoted backwards religious views govern your actions outside of worship services.

Posted by: Bigsmith at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (gZcdQ)

804 And she just HAD to play the gender card. I cannot be glad enough that she was beat.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (V71z9)

805 Ace back up now

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (mpXpK)

806 This country didn't give you shit, you stole everything that wasn't nailed down.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (/tuJf)

807 "To all the little gurrrlz watching this" rest assured, I want to make sure you can abort all the babies you want in the future.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (PY9jH)

808
Damn. We backed the wrong horse.

Posted by: The Saudis at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (7H/2n)

809 Her eyes are freaking me out, they're all over the place.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (Q5Ymk)

810 "to all the little girls out there..."


Jeebuz, I hope the next time there's a viable girl candidate she plays up her strengths and not just her vagina card.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (mgbwf)

811 Probably not. It's his barely concealed glee that he now has a president's "broken promises" to squeal about for four years.

Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (Bdeb0)

You're a broken record now, rambling about 'broken promises' over and over.Give it a rest.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (OGbEB)

812 The little girlz ... It WAS a good speech..

Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (QIFAZ)

813 Glass Ceiling! Drink!

Posted by: Dax at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (r0rZG)

814 Farewell to the decent people here at the HQ. And to the rest of you, who would rather see me consume some container of male genitalia, then fuck you.
Posted by: chemjeff

Hey, I thought it was funny.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (7HtZB)

815 697 ITS A CONSITUTIONAL REPUBLIC, YOU SHITHEAD!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 09, 2016 12:43 PM (kTF2Z)

On paper, yes. In practice, not so much.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (0mRoj)

816


oh ffs

Scripture

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (qCMvj)

817 QUoting scripture?

Watch out for lightning.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (iLoHX)

818 Tim Kaine - junior imbecile whose training program was just cancelled.

Posted by: Orange Pantsuits for Hillary! at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (VFhMt)

819 Thanks for non-concession speech, Cankles.

Good luck with facing an honest AG and FBI.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (ry4ab)

820 She has the calm, superiour, condescending speech module running.
Crazy eyes, though.
Tips for future womyns to defeat the Evil Men Empire.

Posted by: Oh be joyful! at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (mBYZv)

821 Hillary quoting scripture!?

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (Enq6K)

822

Check mark
check mark
check mark

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (qCMvj)

823 NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (v4Dtx)

824 Our best days are still ahead of us- well. they are now.

Posted by: Little Boomer at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (De+J6)

825 Hillary-
the country didn't give it to you, you sold it to foreigners.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (NrQPT)

826 Oh my God, she's quoting Scripture?

She's gonna blow up.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (Jcg9Q)

827 Hey give Glenn Beck a break. He's had a rough ride. Besides he's been dying of something for like half his adult life.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (4FTuS)

828
She thanked the donors. Will all that sweet cash dry up now that she can't grant any favors any more

Oh shit, she's quoting scripture. Shut up bitch

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (493sH)

829 Can you imagine how despondent McCain must be, seeing how much better the despised Trump did than him?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (+lVUW)

830

Buh-Bye!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (qCMvj)

831 Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (gXKl3)

Gees, are nevertrumpers incapable of being conciliatory wthout sounding like insufferable pricks?
Posted by: #NeverHillary -


Nope, till the end it will be about them.

And last I heard, something like 90% of Republicans voted for Trump.

This whole NeverTrump phenomenon was almost exclusively an online trolling astroturf operation.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (u8syu)

832 I still like to eat dicks for breakfast

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (ki/b6)

833 715 Ok, does everyone else notice her eyes don't move in unison?
Posted by: CaliGirl
-------------------

"The servo controlling the left eye has gone haywire again, Bob."

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (aOj7m)

834 We're stronger together.... not really, I'm out.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (hdpay)

835 I'm melting, I'm melting, what a world, what a word.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (JSovD)

836 She threw in the vagina card.

And now the Hell Bitch is quoting Scripture.

I'm surprised she didn't spontaneously combust.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (PY9jH)

837
So strong... at attempting to riding the serial sexual predator's coattails.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (BK3ZS)

838 805, Bigsmith, exactly.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (V71z9)

839 Now the Beast is Bible quoting!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (Nwg0u)

840 Here comes screaming Hillary. She's about to do it. Ramp up the shrill!

Posted by: james at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (jxw6R)

841 Humble Hillary is better than the real one.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (/4GEs)

842 " And chemjeff gives his concession speech..."

Who da fug is Chemgeoff and why in the world would he give a concession speech?

Concession on what?

Posted by: Drider at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (bdzyz)

843 And to the rest of you, who would rather see me consume some container of male genitalia, then fuck you.

Posted by: chemjeff
---
For the record, I don't really need to see it.

If someone just sends a transcript of the event, that's fine, too.

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (3Liv/)

844
She looks like she's healthy enough to stand trial.

Posted by: Log Cabin at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM

~~~~~~~

Thread winner!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (eM2Uz)

Lol. I second.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'hobo feast tonight!' at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (UO+lc)

845 Her eyes are freaking me out, they're all over the place.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (Q5Ymk)
------------

They are. And my son said, you can just see the anger in her eyes.

Mad Eye Moody.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (uHcnA)

846 After 69 years, support for Hillbot XP ended November 8, 2016. There will be no more security updates or technical support for the Hillbot XP operating system. It is very important that customers and partners migrate to a modern operating system such as Trumpware. Customers moving to a modern operating system will benefit from dramatically enhanced security, broad job choice for a mobile workforce, higher economic productivity, and a lower total cost of citizensip through improved freedom capabilities.

Posted by: Fletch at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (gARLd)

847 657 When Ace finally wakes up I'll probably be banned. He basically hates me at this point. So this will be my last word on the subject, and at the HQ. For realz this time.

Farewell to the decent people here at the HQ. And to the rest of you, who would rather see me consume some container of male genitalia, then fuck you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8oF2NgXTxo

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (ry4ab)

848 Our long national nagging is over.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (nFwvY)

849 760 Victory.



Written on the tits.



Shared with the Horde.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 12:40 PM

There is no substitute for victory.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I did a course in calligraphy, so if I can help in any way..

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (iWW0H)

850 Wow, look that the NYSE skyrocket! I'm up a boatload, glad I didn't sell.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (7ZVPa)

851 Quoting scripture now?

Posted by: keena at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (RiTnx)

852 All these religious quotes, you would think they were believers.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (8zHLN)

853 Bye Hillary.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (hdpay)

854

Double-flush


$Soros
$Hollywood
$Media

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (qCMvj)

855 And she rides into the sunset... Buh bye.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (hMqvx)

856 has it ended? of all the days to be at work.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (a0IVu)

857 Donna Brazile and the rest of them should have done a better job of cheating in the debates.
Posted by: nerdygirl
-------------
That will be their only regret. They didn't play dirty enough.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (7H/2n)

858 Don't understand how people are saying this is a decent speech.


Beneath the surface, these words are doing nothing but attempting to reinforce and restate their conviction that their opponents (us) do not want freedom of worship, hate people of color, women, et cetera.


And now she's quoting Scripture, that's laughable. I am an ardent believer in Christian universal reconciliation a la George MacDonald, but man, it grates my nerves to hear obvious secularists try and co-opt Scripture for their purposes.


Boy does that frost my friggin' cookies.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (6JL3d)

859 Report on the local news station that the White House Press Corps is "depressed" and "sad".

I realize all of you haters will understand what you have done and send them all a nice fruit basket or something.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (v/WDi)

860 Bye Felicia!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (PY9jH)

861 Did she say anything about congratulations and good luck to Mr. Trump?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (iWW0H)

862 Got bored, turned it off. That speech could have been written by a Perl script.

In fairness, she didn't look or sound vindictive, so I'll give her credit for her acting chops.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (BRdmn)

863 You thought the campaign was over?

Silly you.

Posted by: Hillary Alinsky Clinton at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (kzHgm)

864 Why couldn't she have face planted on those stairs.

Posted by: james at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (jxw6R)

865 Michelle Obama for President 2020 is trending on Yahoo... Puke

Posted by: spypeach at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (CktXf)

866 Scripture *and* southern accent!

Well, will have to settle for that...really wanted seizure, or at least self-indulgent tears. Must be some strong meds she's on!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (NOIQH)

867
664 Regarding North Carolina, I'm amazed voters there punished the Governor for the bathroom stuff.

The problem I've noticed is social conservatives tend to be absolutely awful at defending their agenda.

Was that what happened here, was he a sort of "Todd Akin" type of Republican?



Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (u8syu)

I think that the decisions by businesses, the NCAA, and the NBA, to come down hard on the state had a big impact. It's like Pence shying away from that state's RFRA bill when business went nuts over it. Tourism and convention traffic is big in parts of NC, as are college and pro sports, and saying that HB2 specifically meant the state was losing all that business had an impact.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (F26eZ)

868 ...aaaaaannnnnnnnddddddd boom!

I've heard that hag's voice for the last time. Always sounded like an amalgam of my friends' ex-wives.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (ZsN9X)

869 749

Now begins the postmortem.

*toes the corpse*

Yeah, she's done for.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (7H/2n)

Better shoot the ashes toward Poland just in case.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (RD7QR)

870 Chemjeffs exit reminds me of that scene in christmas story, when Ralphie daydreams about how everyone will cry when he comes back blind after treating him so poorly.

Posted by: Thursby at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (1wofY)

871 864 Did she say anything about congratulations and good luck to Mr. Trump?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn

Sorry, President-Elect Trump.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (iWW0H)

872 Now she's talking to all the little vaginas.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (/4GEs)

873 Farewell to the decent people here at the HQ. And to the rest of you, who would rather see me consume some container of male genitalia, then fuck you."


Bless your heart.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (WlGX+)

874 "Farewell to the decent people here at the HQ. And to the rest of you, who would rather see me consume some container of male genitalia, then fuck you."


How can I send you your bag of dicks if you don't leave a forwarding address?

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (0mRoj)

875 To all the girls I've loved before should be Bill's theme song. Maybe also Hillary's.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (Q5Ymk)

876 Dignified? Nope.

Now, go away scrunt -- to prison for the longest time

Posted by: micky at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (o5vMc)

877 Lipbite from Bill. Like old times.
===============

Dang. I only have audio.

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (JBggj)

878 The Dow is up over 200 points. Looks like Wall Street's tantrum didn't last long

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (493sH)

879 Chemjeff is just upset that he didn't get to come here and tell everyone "I told you so" and get to shit on low skilled working Americans some more.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (bMG0w)

880 I'll pardon Hillary. But first, Huma must blow me.

Posted by: Obama, the Decider at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (S2VsH)

881 It's FREEDOM OF RELIGION, not "freedom of worship" you doubled tongued tyrannical crook.

That's not accidental or confused. They don't want you to hold to whatever faith you have, only to go through the motions, in specific private ceremonies which have no direct tangible impact on policy or culture. You can worship, but you best not act upon your beliefs, serf, unless they match ours!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (39g3+)

882 I'm getting worried, with Texas being so close...

Posted by: Concern Trolls from last night at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (kATU+)

883 864 Did she say anything about congratulations and good luck to Mr. Trump?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn

Sorry, President-Elect Trump.

-----------

She opened with that.

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (t4HFi)

884 And now, she crumbles...
Her life, her mission, failed.

Posted by: Log Cabin at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (Hnlbz)

885 Chemjeff that was a crappy exit. Come back and do it again until you get it right!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (oOYbM)

886 Was that the final CJ flounce, or will there be others?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (nFdGS)

887 Notice she said nothing nice about Trump or Trump Supporters. I inferred from her speech that we continue to be racist and sexist but they'll never give up trying to make our thought crimes illegal!

Screw you, Hillary; don't go away mad, just go away.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (RHjCR)

888 You just witnessed the start of the 2020 election cycle with this attempt at damage control for the Dems.

Posted by: db at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (MdAA3)

889 Tip your waitress, Chemjeff.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (iLoHX)

890 Radio cut off her speech said she was graceless and setting the stage for fighting the Trump admin rather than cooperate.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (SAn+a)

891 Don't understand how people are saying this is a decent speech. "

Well, it was a pretty low bar to hurdle, so there's that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (C9pBZ)

892 Wow Hillary what a gracious speech, I am truly thankful that, believe me!

BTW, you're under arrest.

Posted by: Donald Trump, Bitch at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (G8TO0)

893
Look it's c*ckmunch John Limpwood. I want to see that bastard cry over this.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (493sH)

894 Take care chemjeff. You'll be missed.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (ki/b6)

Neither one of you will be missed.

Run along now kiddo.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (Jcg9Q)

895 Karl Rove is such a tool. Geez.

Posted by: james at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (jxw6R)

896
Crazy Eyes Hot Sauce and Oven Mitts!

Get 'em now while they're hot!

* punches Bill's junk *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (BK3ZS)

897 Thank God, this is almost over.

Posted by: Secret Agent Guarding Hillary at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (kzHgm)

898 SCR
IPT
URE

DRINK

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (H5rtT)

899 *runs after Chemjeff*

Hey! You forgot your bag of dicks!

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (0mRoj)

900 That speech makes me that much more glad we beat her.

We dodged a bullet.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (V71z9)

901 878
LOL

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (JSovD)

902 I wanted more tears, but I still laughed!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (fM72k)

903 Milo is having his travel agent contact Lena Dunham with a one-way ticket to Toronto.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (WlGX+)

904 Where did Bill whatshisface poll troll go to?

I was wondering if he was still "concerned".

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (v/WDi)

905 Becky boy is talking up the "true love" the Clintons have for each other..

Wtf?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (dtsTz)

906
667 So far, not actually a terrible speech.
Posted by: joe, living deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (KUaJL)


----------------

She's sucking up, hoping Trump won't indict her.

Never ever trust this bitch.

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (Fmupd)

907 A great shadow has passed.

Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (1BQGO)

908 889 Was that the final CJ flounce, or will there be others?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (nFdGS)



Its his 3rd flounce. What does that tell you.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (bMG0w)

909 Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM

Hi Bill! Got any more poll data to post?

Posted by: Obama, the Decider at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (S2VsH)

910 Kaine's part of the speech was especially nasty. I actually thought he was a half decent fellow being a one time missionary and all.

I think "debate Kaine" is the real Tim Kaine.


Hillary's speech was okay, but whatever class she could have extracted by conceding went out the window when they sent Podesta out there last night to shoo everyone out because Marie Antionette couldn't be bothered.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (u8syu)

911 And you won't have Nixon to kick around any more...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (H5rtT)

912 >>>who would rather see me consume some container of male genitalia." Posted by: chemjeff

Kind of like a Tijuana donkey show. Fascinating the first time, then just something to watch on a slow weeknight.


Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (Bdeb0)

913 Better shoot the ashes toward Poland"

What did they do to deserve that?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (C9pBZ)

914 Farewell to the decent people here at the HQ. And to the rest of you, who would rather see me consume some container of male genitalia, then fuck you.


Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (gXKl3)

Yea, if you could just go ahead and start consuming that container of aforementioned genatalia, that would be great.

Posted by: Al Leppo at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (8mYHH)

915 I hope Hillary looks this strong as they frog march her into prison in a year or so.

Posted by: Drider at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (bdzyz)

916 657 But let me just say that I hope that you are true to your word about keeping Trump accountable.
Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (gXKl3)

It's in the Moron Mission Statement to hold all politicians accountable.

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (yODqO)

917 I'm up a boatload, glad I didn't sell.

Last night was the right time to buy, not sell!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (39g3+)

918 Waiting for Rush, listening to Beck

"I believe that they [Hillary and Slick] are genuinely in love with each other"

LOL I didn't know Beck did stand up.

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (JBggj)

919 Its his 3rd flounce. What does that tell you.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM

Diva?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (S2VsH)

920 Cher is literally functionally retarded.

No kidding.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (qUNWi)

921 Becky boy is talking up the "true love" the Clintons have for each other..



Wtf?

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (dtsTz)


He really is insane.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (PY9jH)

922
Posted by: Thursby at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (1wofY)


It was... soap... poisoning!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (BK3ZS)

923 She won't last 2 years. She'll OD or if they stop pumping her full of drugs she will hag sag. She'll be using a walker soon. Her heart pumping bile can't keep going like this.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'hobo feast tonight!' at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (UO+lc)

924 Thanks for getting that off your chest chemjeff.

You can leave now.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:45 PM (S2VsH)


If only. He's not going anywhere.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (TOk1P)

925 Its his 3rd flounce"

Is that sorta like 3 ruffles and flourishes?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (C9pBZ)

926 I think that the decisions by businesses, the NCAA, and the NBA, to come down hard on the state had a big impact. It's like Pence shying away from that state's RFRA bill when business went nuts over it. Tourism and convention traffic is big in parts of NC, as are college and pro sports, and saying that HB2 specifically meant the state was losing all that business had an impact.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito



I get it, but people should be pissed at these SJW businesses and not the Governor trying to prevent pedophiles from raping little girls in the bathroom.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (u8syu)

927 Where did Bill whatshisface poll troll go to?

Posted last thread about Ryan and reconciliation. Some people are impervious to truth and reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (39g3+)

928 chemjeff I'm having a very hard time missing you.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (qUNWi)

929 >>>906 Milo is having his travel agent contact Lena Dunham with a one-way ticket to Toronto.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (WlGX+)

Excellent.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (/4GEs)

930 Please consider visiting Zod's GoFundMe campaign. We're trying to raise
$49,000 to purchase a "tiny house" on a trailer for Lena Dunham's
emigration.///

$800 is all you need.

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/rvs/5848679279.html

Posted by: Willy J. at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (Ha50C)

931 Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM

Hi Bill! Got any more poll data to post?


He is concerned about recounts.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (v/WDi)

932 So how would you like having an emo shitheel like chemjeff grading your work?

Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (nFwvY)

933 A great shadow deal of gas has passed.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (H5rtT)

934 How soon does the Secret Service get to skip town?

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (JSovD)

935 But let me just say that I hope that you are true to your word about keeping Trump accountable.

Let me assure you, I'll be raking him over the coals. Its something I am truly looking forward to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (39g3+)

936 "And chemjeff gives his concession speech..."

------

You couldn't just lay low for a while until Ace forgot all about you and then simply start commenting again, you had to do a Prima Donna turn instead.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (8zHLN)

937 Oh yeah Beck

I didn't listen to much, but what I did hear was them doing an about face and saying how there's an opportunity now etc

Well, fuck that. You sat there and called us nazis you son of a bitch. No coming back from that.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (SAn+a)

938 Just couldn't let a day go by without making it all about you, huh chemjeff?

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (rO61x)

939
Jamie Dimon - We need to recognize our differences and come together. I wonder if that twat said that in 2008

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (493sH)

940 Chelsea wants to run she'll have to deal with this:

https://twitter.com/alaskantexanQCT/status/795973378456875008

That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (NOIQH)

941 Cher is literally functionally retarded. "

Yeah, but she was pretty hot back in the day. Ya'll have to trust me on that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (C9pBZ)

942
923 Its his 3rd flounce. What does that tell you.


Failure to Flounce, starring Seth Rogan as CJ.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (BK3ZS)

943 Whoopi promised to retire from TV if Trump won.

We're waiting, Whoopi. You and Joyless are free to leave.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (PY9jH)

944 Her part of the speech addressed to the womyn reminded me of that stupid Al Franken skit on SNL:

Your smart enough, your good enough and gosh darn it, people like you.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (v/WDi)

945 So how would you like having an emo shitheel like chemjeff grading your work?


lol

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (qUNWi)

946 Yeah, but she was pretty hot back in the day.

Sure, back in the Pleistocene era.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (39g3+)

947 oh, God

ten putt is going to tell us, shortly, how we've disappointed him again

FOAD

Posted by: micky at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (o5vMc)

948
They were wearing purple! (No, not Royal Purple, you peons!) Bipartisan purple!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (BK3ZS)

949 And! Drumroll! Rush up in 3, 2, 1.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (U6f54)

950 anyone look at the overseas markets and what they are doing?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (oOYbM)

951 947 Whoopi promised to retire from TV if Trump won.

We're waiting, Whoopi. You and Joyless are free to leave.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (PY9jH)


I may have to watch that shit show today for the first time.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'hobo feast tonight!' at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (UO+lc)

952 Jamie Dimon - We need to recognize our differences and come together. I wonder if that twat said that in 2008

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (493sH)

Back then it was more like "Thanks for the bailout, suckers. I'll be thinking of you when I get my 50 mil bonus"

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (nFdGS)

953 '...for I knew that the King in Orange had opened his tattered mantle and there was only God to cry to now.'

Posted by: Robert Chambers, probably at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (eXSOZ)

954 So what do you bet Hillary starts talking precisely at 12:06 Eastern?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 01:00 PM (KQndB)

955 Becky boy is talking up the "true love" the Clintons have for each other..

Wtf?
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (dtsTz)



He's walking around with his underwear on his head now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:00 PM (qCMvj)

956 Sure, back in the Pleistocene era."

When Vic was young...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 01:01 PM (C9pBZ)

957 Ayotte is behind by 800+ votes.

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 01:01 PM (JBggj)

958 What'd you do with my money, sweetheart?

Posted by: King Salmon at November 09, 2016 01:01 PM (kzHgm)

959 Paul Ryan trying to save his ass right now...

Hey, save some for me!

Posted by: Flaming, Acidified, Barbed Cock of Satan at November 09, 2016 01:02 PM (bVzmS)

960 Ace's post is back up and on top.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:02 PM (bMG0w)

961 Woah woah woah!

Went to listen to Rush online and it's not Rush?!

Anyone else having this problem?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (WuRdh)

962 Before Hillarity!'s concession presser, MSNBC still continues to lie, not getting the memo. They kept saying Trump pushed the birther idea that Barry is not legitimate. They won't mention that it was Hillarity!'s campaign in 2008 that created the birther movement. Even more, one can go to Barry, himself, creating the birther movement when his book's flyleaf stated he was born in Kenya. We still haven't seen how he got admitted to elite universities. I still maintain he got in as a 'check the box' foreign aid student.

The fun thing about the media's lies is that now there is a Republican president with balls the size of Saturn who will push back against their lies. It's worked so far so why change? I just hope Trump, in one of his first moves, pulls CNN's White House Press Pass. Take away NBC's as well, which would force Andrea Mitchell to actually get a job.

Posted by: RickZ at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (O+32K)

963 Heh....looks like my favorite third-rate instructor at my favorite fifth-rate post secondary institution has flounced.

Needs his safe space, the passive-agressive so and so.

The perpetual martyr, that one.

If only the country had listened to him, we could have heard Hillary's victory speech.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (DpWGW)

964 The inauguration is going to be a show. Yuge.

Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (Bdeb0)

965 Loved how she tried to suck up to Trump.

Why didn't she give this speech to her little campaign workers last night instead of the to high flyers and rich donors this morning? I guess she didn't want to press the flesh with all the unwashed.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (JSovD)

966 anyone look at the overseas markets and what they are doing?"


FTSE 100 is up
Dax is up
CAC is up
Bovespa is up...

Terrible, huh?


Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (C9pBZ)

967 Colorado voters overwhelmingly voted for assisted suicide.

I'll assist any plagued with Trump hate.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (U6f54)

968 I'm no Trump fan but I sincerely pray he is successful in turning the Country around for the better. He already completed step one by defeating Hillary. To those people on the Right who hope he fails so they will be proven correct can grab a fork and join ChemJeff in eating a container of dicks.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (oOYbM)

969 968
Oh the sad faces on the podium. Hope Justice Roberts feels a bit nervous.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (JSovD)

970
Wtf?
Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (dtsTz)


He's walking around with his underwear on his head now..

I read that as Bill's underwear...scalded my brain

Posted by: The guy with the hair at November 09, 2016 01:05 PM (dtsTz)

971 I get it, but people should be pissed at these SJW businesses and not the Governor trying to prevent pedophiles from raping little girls in the bathroom.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (u8syu)

I agree, but it's a hard argument to make than you'd think. I got into discussions about it when the law was passed and was basically told the increased likelihood my 11-year-old daughter could be raped was a figment of my imagination and anyway it was acceptable if it meant some guy dressed as a woman wouldn't have to feel uncomfortable about the sign on the door. Progressives simply moved past the stage of arguing about to imposing it and can't understand why people were upset.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 09, 2016 01:05 PM (F26eZ)

972 chemjeff at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (gXKl3)

I hope you come back later.
My argument for Trump is, Hillary hates me, while Trump is indifferent to me. Hillary wants to proactive jam our collective shit. Trump just wants to be praised.

And what I got out of Hillary's speech today is that she's not done wrecking things. I suspect you will be more surprised at the destructiveness and depravity of the left than whatever future embarrassments President Trump delivers to us. Ths thing isn't over.

Trump will dissappoint. They always do. He is not, however, the psychotic loose cannon his detractors describe.

I have nothing bad to say about you, jeff. I would only suggest that in my opinion, the hostility here was less about your politics, and more about your tone. People react poorly to being spoken down to. As I said, I hope you come back. What the Left does now will disgust us all.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 09, 2016 01:05 PM (/f6Nd)

973 Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (C9pBZ)

Yeah all the propaganda was just that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 01:05 PM (oOYbM)

974 Fuck you Never-Trumpers.
You would have had us watching Hillary's acceptance speech.

FOAD

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 09, 2016 01:06 PM (QM5S2)

975 In Nevada, Gary Johnson was the spoiler. And the fact Joe Heck distanced himself from Trump. And the fact that the Casinos bus the workers to the polls and make them vote.

Posted by: giftogab at November 09, 2016 01:06 PM (ysKvq)

976 Colorado voters overwhelmingly voted for assisted suicide.

I'll assist any plagued with Trump hate.
Posted by: the littl shyning man




I'm fine with Euthanasia, but Colorado really has become a little California now.

It was a solid red state like 10 years ago, I think it along with Nevada is gone.

And much of it is because of open border policies and the Hispanic population.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 01:06 PM (u8syu)

977
>>That speech could have been written by a Perl script.


Wasn't us. We've been busy parsing 650,000 emails. Supposedly.

Posted by: Perl scripts at November 09, 2016 01:07 PM (OZmbA)

978 906 Milo is having his travel agent contact Lena Dunham with a one-way ticket to Toronto.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (WlGX+)


Troll level: grandmaster

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 01:07 PM (KQndB)

979 Yeah all the propaganda was just that"

Never forget, however, that they are so much smarter than you will ever be, and as such, you should gratefully give them power over every aspect of your life.

Gratefully.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 01:07 PM (C9pBZ)

980 >>> Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (gXKl3) the prognosticator.

I'll go you one better.

Donald Trump is going to do Ronald Reagan proud.

Posted by: franksalterego at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (kzHgm)

981 Dear Boris Johnson/David Cameron:

You called me 'stupid, divisive, and wrong.' You said I was 'out of my mind.'

How does my ass taste?

Best,
Donald J. Trump

Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (Bdeb0)

982 Angela Merkl does not seem to be happy.

/suck it you Muslim loving globalist tool.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 01:09 PM (hqqM5)

983
Barry is going to mince to the podium to lecture us. Fark you, commie twat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:09 PM (493sH)

984 975. He'll be back. Hell, he's refreshing the page now, just to have some evidence that anything in his empty existence makes any difference to anyone at all. (I exclude Applebee's servers, of course.)

A dull and tedious fellow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 09, 2016 01:10 PM (DpWGW)

985 Rush is on. Nobody reminded me!!!!!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 01:10 PM (eM2Uz)

986 Angela Merkl does not seem to be happy."

Yeah, about that. Threatening DJT isn't the smartest move she's made... ever.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 01:10 PM (C9pBZ)

987
971 Colorado voters overwhelmingly voted for assisted suicide.

I'll assist any plagued with Trump hate.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (U6f54)

Also voted for a minimum wage increase, but against state-run health care.

My favorite result here from last night was a ballot measure to remove a mention in the state constitution that would allow for slavery for those convicted of a felony. It barely passed, and some of the news commentators were surprised. I think people just didn't understand the wording; "For" meant take it out, but it would have been easy to scan it and think "Against" meant you were against slavery.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 09, 2016 01:11 PM (F26eZ)

988 718
Posted by: chemjeff at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (gXKl3)



Gees, are nevertrumpers incapable of being conciliatory without sounding like insufferable pricks?
__________________________________________________

No - no, they are not.

Hey Chemjeffbillwynn or whetever your name is - don't leave angry - just f*cking leave.

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2016 01:12 PM (Fb9aZ)

989 Get ready for Obumbles to pardon her for anything she ever did. He has the power under Ex Parte Garland to do that.

Posted by: giftogab at November 09, 2016 01:14 PM (ysKvq)

990 Why am I being barreled? What did I miss?

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 01:14 PM (SUtNI)

991 Why am I being barreled? What did I miss?

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 01:14 PM

Well, you DID quote 141 posts to tell someone congratulations. That happened.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (S2VsH)

992 Is she tahrred now? Or ain't no ways?

Posted by: Marmeaux at November 09, 2016 01:20 PM (xujbM)

993 I don't see it Rusty Nail. I quoted sixkiller to congratulate him.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (SUtNI)

994 Is Obama going full on Castro speech that lasts 6 hours or will he put a sock in it and get back to lame ducking so that we can continue to enjoy the day?

Posted by: Drider at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (bdzyz)

995
994 I don't see it Rusty Nail. I quoted sixkiller to congratulate him.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (SUtNI)



Someone cleaned it up for you.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:24 PM (bMG0w)

996 218 Yeah, one of your despised #NeverTrumpers ....

fuck you
Posted by: Al Leppo at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (8mYHH)

===

Yeah, I get it. I am offering a Mea Culpa. I didn't think he was going to win. I fully accept that I was wrong.

I haven't changed my mind about Trump. I would never vote for him. I won't defend things he says, and I'm not going to defend if he follows through on a trade war or gets into fights with Gold Star parents. I fundamentally do not trust him.

I am amped for keeping Congress and the Senate. If Trump wants to play ball, I'm eager to see it. If he continues to fight only with Republicans, essentially saying "Fuck You" to those of us on that side, I'll leave you all to own it. Not my place to say. I was expecting much worse today, and I knew no candidate actually in support of Liberty was going to win. So I'm still in a good mood.

Posted by: Leo Spaceman at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (9tIRj)

997 Someone cleaned it up for you.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:24 PM (bMG0w)

"Cleanup in Travis County"

Thanks to whomever took care of my little mess. And my apologies to the hoard. Sadly, I was not present for the barreling as right after I left that comment I had to step away and do some real life stuff. Came back and saw I was being keelhauled in absentia.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 01:28 PM (SUtNI)

998 My son wants a "make America great again" cap so I checked out ebay and all those darn things are made in China...looks like I'll have to spend $30 on the Trump site to buy the real thing.

Posted by: doug at November 09, 2016 01:48 PM (Y7fRE)

999 the scripture was about paying for work done, not about taking the same amount from some that do much and others that do little.

Posted by: talgus at November 09, 2016 01:56 PM (fJQAI)

1000 1000th!

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at November 09, 2016 03:38 PM (0tp/U)

1001
"Cleanup in Travis County"



Thanks to whomever took care of my little mess. And my apologies to
the hoard. Sadly, I was not present for the barreling as right after I
left that comment I had to step away and do some real life stuff. Came
back and saw I was being keelhauled in absentia.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 01:28 PM (SUtNI)

When I started reading the talk of you and the barrel, I started looking for the mistake you allegedly made. Never found it. Never found anything close.
It's a great day in the U-S-A! Rock on, baby!
And I see that CJ has bid us adieu, at least for a while. A two-fer!

Posted by: Sixkiller at November 09, 2016 04:35 PM (mFA3Z)

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