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Thursday Night Overnight Open Thread (11/10/16) [Mis. Hum.]

The ONT Word of The Week

Schadenboner: Definition

Taking really, REALLY immense delight in the misfortune of some loathesome person-like creature. Well beyond garden-variety schadenfreude, a case of schadenboner lasting beyond four hours means the tumescent owner must seek medical attention.

The final exposure of Dan Rather as a failshit partisan back in 2004 gave me a 3-hour schadenboner..at least.


Schadenboner: Illustrated

schadenboner.jpg

Yes, the ONT is still a little giddy over Tuesday's results.

Speaking of schadenboner, does the Horde ever get tired of these?


Essay question for 25 points. Why are elections held on Tuesday?


Joe Cocker singing about his deplorable friends?


During Wednesday's excitement an important anniversary had been overlooked.Where were you 27 years ago? Although he wasn't the president at the time.The world owes Ronald Reagan a debt of gratitude.

Millennials. They are a unique generation. Their sensitivity is G.D. nuts. Their work habits have been called into question. Many seem to be afraid of commitment. Numerous stories have been written about them.Not all of them live in their parents basement. The story of one young man and how he walked away from the typical 9-5 job. No safe spaces for him.

When you're connected to your work or to the company, there's a possibility it will improve your life overall. But I was unhappy. Not even $90,000 a year at age 31 could buy my happiness. But it did buy me something — the ability to say goodbye.

For my final working year, I lived as cheaply as possible to save up money to buy a van, renovate it, and put enough money away for one year of expenses at my current standard of living.

And then I quit my job.

Now that you have met Dave Sandel. It's time to meet his counterparts at the University of Minnesota.

Lutherans are known for their crazy jello salads. The ONT has no idea what religious practices these folks have.

Today is the birthday of a special group of folks. Happy Birthday Marine Corps

Tomorrow November 11th is a special day. It is Veteran's Day. Thank you Vets for all you have done.

The late Peter Tosh singing about American referendums.


There is big money to be made in the simplest of things. Look at cable television for example. No government on earth had ever created a for-profit marijuana market – until voters decided to do so in the United States.Shocker!!!! Surprise!!!!

Dan Riffle, once one of the nation’s most influential lobbyists for legalization, now opposes what he sees as a commercial takeover of the movement – the creation of an industry dependent on heavy users and kids.

“Legalization is happening, you know, for the first and only time,” he said. “And it seems like instead we’re just going to do alcohol again. We’re just going to do tobacco again. We’re just going to create this big, commercial model.”

Mark Kleiman, a professor of public policy at New York University and a decades-long supporter of softer marijuana laws, shares Riffle’s concerns. “We’re lurching from prohibition to the most wide-open kind of legalization,” he said. “Probably a bad idea.”

Well just what the hell did you think would happen if marijuana was legalized? You thought kids and heavy users were going to stay away? Capitalism, entrepreneurship and free markets still exist in the good old U.S.A. for a while. The maker of legal product out there from milk to the "green car" does so to make a buck.

So once legalization has occurred. What happens to those who have been convicted? Individuals with simple possession charges/convictions could probably be released. But what about the 20 something criminal whose record is long as your arm with multiple felonies including gun charges? Do we unleash unintended consequences upon the innocent?

Meet Seattle business owner Steven Aragon. The ONT doesn't know how much blood, sweat and tears he has put into his Seattle business. But we would expect a lot. The City of Seattle has gone after gun dealers via tax code. Of course revenues are down and employees have lost their jobs. But what the hell. The liberals feel good.

Mike Coombs, owner of Sodo's Outdoor Emporium, says he has laid off three employees and taken a $2 million hit in sales so far in 2016.

His customer count, he says, is also down by 32 percent.

Meanwhile, Coombs says his other store -- Sportco in Fife -- has seen a 10 percent to 12 percent increase in sales.

He blames the Seattle gun violence tax, passed last year and implemented Jan. 1. The ordinance charges a $25 tax for every firearm sold in the city and 5 cents for every round of ammunition of .22 caliber or greater. Given that ammunition comes bundled in boxes, those nickels can add up.

That leads Coombs and other gun tax opponents to wonder: How much money has Seattle collected from this tax? It's the subject of a lawsuit filed by reporter Dave Workman and the Bellevue-based Second Amendment Foundation in September.

In the spring, Workman sought the city's tax revenue from the gun violence tax, but the city government declined to divulge the information, claiming that such records could compromise the identities of the people who have paid the tax.

If liberals are so Goddamned smart why haven't they figured out that targeted taxes such as this do more harm than good? It isn't about outcomes it's about intentions. If it were about the outcome the City of Seattle would be shouting from the rooftops how much the tax revenue was.

The left talks about "sensible" gun control. Does this sound sensible to you? Felons in possession of a fire arm committing a felony doesn't sound sensible to average person.

From the SMFH files. Chicago looks like the old west with its shootings and murders. What better way to stop the Wild West look than banning a western playset. Geez, why didn't they think of that before?


Wrapping up Tuesday's election news. Liberal strong holds increased their tax burden "for the kids."The cost of your Dr. Pepper just went up.Thank God these idiots weren't present at the time of our country's founding.

You think .22LR ammo is expensive and hard to find? Try stocking up on this ammo. $800K per round.

How many of these look familiar? You have the right to remain silent.

NSFW Movie scene comes to life on a plane. Hint, it doesn't involve spiders.

Not happy with Tuesday's presidential election results? Had enough of the U.S.A? Want to leave? Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. There may be a job just right for you in Canada.

However, if you are moving to Canada, be careful of what you say about Islam.

While a motion will have no legal effect unless it is passed as a bill, the symbolic effect of the Canadian parliament unanimously condemning "all forms of Islamophobia," without making the slightest attempt at defining what is meant by "Islamophobia," can only be described, at best, as alarming.

What exactly are they condemning? Criticism of Islam? Criticism of Muslims? Debating Mohammed? Depicting Mohammed? Discussing whether ISIS is a true manifestation of Islam? Is any Canadian who now writes critically of Islam or disagrees with the petitioners that ISIS "does not reflect in any way the values or the teachings of the religion of Islam" now to be considered an "Islamophobe"?


When you see certain people, especially the moon bats from Hollywood, feel free to express yourself.


Not moved by tonight's musical content? Failure to communicate in the brain may be behind indifference to music.

Hungry? Want something different? The ONT still recommends a medium rare cheeseburger every time. Boring? Perhaps. Lethal? Well, maybe over an extended period of time. Unlike these 17 foods.

There is a new Yiddish-English dictionary. This will certainly help here when the occasional Yiddish word or phrase is thrown out by the commenters.

My parents were probably felons. What about your parents?


Do you receive packages via UPS, FedEx, USPS? Do you have problems with theft of those packages? This might help you out.


Facing a criminal charge is bad enough. Shooting yourself in the leg TWICE. That's a Genius Award winner if there ever was one, Part I.

Genius award winner, Part II

The feel good story of the day, I

The feel good story of the day, II

ONT tips, spare chagne and 2017 pocket calendars can be sent here.

The Group.The Kids can still be found here.


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by family portraits.

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Comments

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1 Points and laughs at dumbasses. My new tactic.

Posted by: tbodie at November 10, 2016 09:59 PM (4Utw1)

2 And 1st!

Posted by: tbodie at November 10, 2016 09:59 PM (4Utw1)

3 Ill go call the Corgis.

Posted by: tbodie at November 10, 2016 10:00 PM (4Utw1)

4 Went to NRO Corner for the first time in months now that the dust has settled a bit. I wish I hadn't bothered.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 10, 2016 10:00 PM (J8/9G)

5
So much content!
Many thanks for all you do for the Horde, Misanthropic Humanitarian.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 10, 2016 10:00 PM (v3DL/)

6 Corgis called.

Posted by: tbodie at November 10, 2016 10:01 PM (4Utw1)

7 I still smile at seeing the top picture. May never get tired of that.

Posted by: tbodie at November 10, 2016 10:02 PM (4Utw1)

8 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 10, 2016 10:03 PM (IcT7t)

9 And the protesters are out in Minneapolis tonight.

Posted by: rd at November 10, 2016 10:03 PM (Rtl0g)

10 I want to comfort all these weepy girls. With my schlong.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 10:03 PM (0F67M)

11 Schadenboner you say? Well, I'll send my Schadenboner right over those girls right now

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 10, 2016 10:03 PM (aZq03)

12 Trump's latest tweet

"Just had a very open and successful presidential election. Now professional protesters, incited by the media, are protesting. Very unfair!"

He he he
Media delenda est

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 10, 2016 10:04 PM (Om16U)

13 Crap! I forgot the time had been corrected; thought the ONT had been posted at around 9:00 old time; then went and opened the two threads I missed since leaving at 8:00 for the evening.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2016 10:04 PM (7cmcE)

14 Evening Les Deplorables.

2017 is gonna be fun.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 10, 2016 10:04 PM (EnKk6)

15 Great ONT, Mis. Hum.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 10, 2016 10:04 PM (J8/9G)

16 Our boners will blot out the Sun!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 10:04 PM (0F67M)

17 Trump is the Rodney Dangerfield of this election, straight out of Caddyshack. All the elites and blue blood establishment are horrified of him. Everyone else seems to like him fine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:05 PM (39g3+)

18 The world owes Ronald Reagan a debt of gratitude.

*Bows head in respect.*

Yes, yes we do.

Posted by: tbodie at November 10, 2016 10:05 PM (4Utw1)

19 Nice pics......now to go poke out my mind's eye.

Oh, earlier there was a popcorn box and penis remark.

Rodney Carrington sings....."Dear Penis"....best C&W song ever

https://m.youtube.com/?reload=7&rdm=29o2x321o#/watch?v=O6WaHk8OrSI

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 10, 2016 10:06 PM (ej1L0)

20 If I hit a protestor blocking the interstate at 65 MPH while cranking AC/DC, do they make a sound?

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 10, 2016 10:06 PM (43IfB)

21 News just told me that Hillary went on a hike today! In the woods! And met a random hiker mom with cute baby.

Highly suspicious.
Body burying session?

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 10, 2016 10:06 PM (Om16U)

22 Just a thought: (don't know if someone has brought this up already)

Trump privately tells Obama that all of *his* various felonious actions will be investigated unless:

a. Obama does not pardon Hillary
b. Obama keeps his trap shut after leaving office
c. ?

Posted by: Andy in FL at November 10, 2016 10:07 PM (9mfzD)

23 Went to NRO Corner for the first time in months now that the dust has settled a bit. I wish I hadn't bothered.
____
TTTTRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 10, 2016 10:07 PM (aZq03)

24 Is that Ned Flanders and his family?
"Hi diddly doo!"

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 10, 2016 10:07 PM (I5KMJ)

25 I know people making millions off of pot in Colorado.

They don't have many places to go with it, but they are making it by the bushel.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 10:07 PM (6ToNi)

26 Trump privately tells Obama that all of *his* various felonious actions will be investigated unless:
___
Oh I know I know!

Posted by: Mel Gibson at November 10, 2016 10:08 PM (aZq03)

27 Went to NRO Corner for the first time in months now that the dust has settled a bit. I wish I hadn't bothered.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 10, 2016 10:00 PM (J8/9G)


For the inauguration Trump should have Rich Lowry paraded before him in chains and rags.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at November 10, 2016 10:08 PM (cmE8J)

28 "Our boners will blot out the Sun!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 10:04 PM (0F67M) "

Then we will riot in the shade.

Posted by: Special snowflakes in Chicago, Baltimore, etc at November 10, 2016 10:08 PM (kumBu)

29 Nothing says "Sensible Gun Control" like restoring gun ownership rights to 60K convicted felons.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 10:08 PM (0F67M)

30 Leonard Coexist inventor or the Coexist bumper sticker is dead. Blended, extended family blame election of Trump.

Posted by: First Trump Now This! at November 10, 2016 10:09 PM (FXW24)

31 Great ONT, MisHum! Lots of good stuff to look at.

The link to the Berlin Wall is broken though, at least I got a 404.

Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2016 10:09 PM (uHcnA)

32 17 Trump is the Rodney Dangerfield of this election, straight out of Caddyshack. All the elites and blue blood establishment are horrified of him. Everyone else seems to like him fine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:05 PM (39g3+)


With the FAB as Judge Smails.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 10, 2016 10:10 PM (J8/9G)

33 "Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:05 PM (39g3+) "

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Posted by: Trump on Inauguration Day at November 10, 2016 10:10 PM (kumBu)

34 Nothing says "Sensible Gun Control" like restoring gun ownership rights to 60K convicted felons.


Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 10:08 PM (0F67M)


Are you crazy?

Posted by: Terry McAuliffe at November 10, 2016 10:10 PM (cmE8J)

35 Hitler parody was substandard this time.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 10, 2016 10:10 PM (EnKk6)

36 His name was Leonard Coexist.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 10:10 PM (0F67M)

37 Thanks folks and the Reagan link is working now.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2016 10:11 PM (voOPb)

38 One helluva ONT, Mis Hum!

The anger and tears of Hillary's cultists are delicious.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 10, 2016 10:11 PM (0mRoj)

39 Eris, you've got to see the link where MisHum talks about the jello salads. Right up your alley.

Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2016 10:11 PM (uHcnA)

40 I didn't see anybody in the hellary supporter crowd I would be in the same room with, much less drink a beer with. They hate me and I never did a damn thing to them. Except vote for Trump.

Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2016 10:11 PM (zLDYs)

41 If your schadenboner last more than four hours, call your doctor and let him in on the gag. Call your friends. Call your entire extended family. Then go out and share with strangers you meet at random.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 10, 2016 10:12 PM (AK5Ni)

42 I call examples of Schadenboner Schadenpron. Because Schaden-anything sounds.... smexy, AmIRight?

As for more examples of this, an ex of mine that I am friends with on Facebook, who always said 'I am an Independent', and is generally a weasly tool, has been posting a lot since Tuesday, showing his true colours, which as I said, he would always vehemently deny. 'A thinking Independent', 'open minded'... no a coward more like it.

Anyway, wanted to share some of his sweet, sweet tears:


Many
years ago, when I was living in NC, I met a man named Omar. Omar was
from Afghanistan, had grown up there, and had lived there when the
Taliban took over.
I asked him how in the hell such an
uneducated, ridiculous band of angry fundamentalist idiots could so
utterly take over a country that was functioning, educated, and modern.

He said it shocked everyone there, it was so utterly unthinkable.
"Imagine if the most backwoods, illiterate segment of the US suddenly
rose up and just took over. What would you *do*? You'd laugh it off. We did. And then we couldn't."
Sorry, Omar, I understand it now.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at November 10, 2016 10:12 PM (Gim9y)

43 What's funny about that family picture is that none of them are wearing their own shirt.

Posted by: freaked at November 10, 2016 10:13 PM (BO/km)

44 Are the comments lagging for anyone else?

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 10, 2016 10:13 PM (0mRoj)

45 STILL no USMC Happy Birthday tweet from Hillary

(nice USMC happy birthday tweets from Trump and Obama)

I am so worried. This is so unlike her. I hope she is OK.

Posted by: Sweet Lou at November 10, 2016 10:13 PM (Fzaq0)

46 The average emotional maturity in that first pic has to be 14 years old.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2016 10:14 PM (6FqZa)

47 Wow, quite the ONT.

As much as I'm enjoying the schadenfreude, the hysteria on the left is starting to get on my nerves.

Oh, well. Suck it, lefties!

Posted by: sinalco at November 10, 2016 10:14 PM (yODqO)

48 Grubhub: fuck that guy in particular.

2nd: I've gone back to posting under a generic sounding sig during the work day. It is strangely freeing and relaxing. Not as many people will read a generic and bland sig but that's kind of the point.

Posted by: Max Power at November 10, 2016 10:14 PM (QCc6B)

49 Bluebell -- that fish galleon -- it's pure freaky Dada.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 10, 2016 10:14 PM (EnKk6)

50 I thought that email from the University of Minnesota was a joke. I mean, it is, but now I see it's not meant to be.

But what a joke.

Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2016 10:14 PM (uHcnA)

51 Tomorrow is November 11th.

Armistice Day. The day the Great War ended in 1918.

In the UK and Canada it is still called Remembrance Day.

My maternal Grandfather was on the battlefield that day. In many ways, he was lucky to still be alive, but then that was true of a lot of men who served.

The 11th day of the 11th month, and the cease fire was to start on the 11th hour of the day, 11 am.

My Grandfather died 20 years before I was born in 1935. He left his widow, my wonderful Grandmother (who is also long dead) and two children, my Mother (who's been gone for years) and my Uncle, who just passed away.

There is now hardly anyone left who remembers all of this. And certainly, I think, almost no one left alive who actually remembers who my grandfather was.

Probably Saturday, I will drive out to the graves and put up the brass emblem I keep in the garage that says "WWI Veteran" and put the "WWII Veteran" on my parents grave next to them, for my Dad.

And probably some flowers.

Mark Knopfler. We Will Remember Them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBPSr4TsQkI

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at November 10, 2016 10:15 PM (S6Pax)

52 Speaking of, remember our whiny #nevertrump troll astonerii? the one who got banned for screaming at Ace this week? S/he/it would be right at home there.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2016 10:15 PM (6FqZa)

53 If I hit a protestor blocking the interstate at 65 MPH while cranking AC/DC, do they make a sound?
Posted by: Landofskybluewater

Diamond plate bumper s just came back in fashion.

Posted by: Jean at November 10, 2016 10:15 PM (2RVmA)

54 47: The hysteria on the left is getting troublesome. This won't end well, for anybody.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 10, 2016 10:15 PM (J6uVH)

55 Leonard Cohen has died at 82. RIP.

What a loss. What a genius. The world is a smaller place without him.

There are some who say that if a songwriter deserved the Nobel Prize for Literature, it should have been him rather than Bob Dylan. While I'm happy that Dylan got it, I wouldn't have complained if it had been awarded to Cohen instead.

I only got to see him live once, back when this album came out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsdAnYLvGe4

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 10, 2016 10:15 PM (sdi6R)

56 Heh NFL commish looking at shortening games by trimming advertising and speeding up video review

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:15 PM (39g3+)

57 My response to the first pic?

FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2016 10:16 PM (hVdx9)

58
Tuesday elections were scheduled because the weekend hangover was by then a painful yet distant memory?

No?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 10:16 PM (BK3ZS)

59
27 years ago Wednesday was the date they began tearing down the Berlin Wall.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 10:17 PM (BK3ZS)

60 All those girls in that top pic are in dire need of comforting by a father figure. Too bad the guys they all hang out with have less testosterone than their shoes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:17 PM (39g3+)

61 48 Grubhub: fuck that guy in particular.

2nd: I've gone back to posting under a generic sounding sig during the work day. It is strangely freeing and relaxing. Not as many people will read a generic and bland sig but that's kind of the point.
Posted by: Max Power at November 10, 2016 10:14 PM (QCc6B)

Grubhub? A central repository for larvae?

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 10, 2016 10:17 PM (0mRoj)

62 I was complaining to a buddy of 45 years about the soda tax.
He lives in NYC.
He said I should move to Wyoming.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2016 10:17 PM (EZebt)

63 astonerii is banned? This week keeps getting better and better.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2016 10:17 PM (hVdx9)

64 Bluebell -- that fish galleon -- it's pure freaky Dada.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 10, 2016 10:14 PM (EnKk6)
--------------

The mermaid.

My husband and I are laughing our heads off.

Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2016 10:17 PM (uHcnA)

65 You'd never believe the number of pictures of my clock I've texted Ace over the last week, & it looks like he's finally taken it to heart. Yay!

Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 10, 2016 10:18 PM (DMUuz)

66 "Imagine if the most backwoods, illiterate segment of the US suddenly
rose up and just took over.
***
Well more specifically in the early 90s Bill Clinton stopped supporting the predecessors of the Northern Alliance, while Pakistan created the Taliban.

Without American aid, our allies lost the war against the Taliban.

At the same time Somalia recognized that their new resident Osama Bin Laden was a threat to the US and offered him up to us. Bill Clinton said "naw, what could that guy do anyway?"

And that's how electing a group of super smart liberals gives you Islamists all over the middle east and the worst terror attack of all time.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2016 10:18 PM (aZq03)

67 Leonard Cohen has died at 82. RIP.

What a loss. What a genius. The world is a smaller place without him.

There are some who say that if a songwriter deserved the Nobel Prize for Literature, it should have been him rather than Bob Dylan. While I'm happy that Dylan got it, I wouldn't have complained if it had been awarded to Cohen instead.


Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 10, 2016 10:15 PM


Hmmmm... I watched Natural Born Killers just last night.

Posted by: otho at November 10, 2016 10:18 PM (lmIoG)

68 That Grubhub CEO has a very punchable face.
He also looks like he's 21.
Fuck him with a flaming porcupine.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2016 10:18 PM (hVdx9)

69 All Cohen's songs were gold except for 'Halleluia', which, when included in a movie soundtrack, should be punishable by death.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2016 10:19 PM (6FqZa)

70 I thought "Steiner" was the German word for "Maetenloch"...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 10, 2016 10:19 PM (kP16F)

71 BTW, Stay safe. Don't text and ride.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at November 10, 2016 10:19 PM (DMUuz)

72 Heh NFL commish looking at shortening games by trimming advertising and speeding up video review


Gawersh...d'ya think?

Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 10:19 PM (qUNWi)

73 Grubhub's market niche doesn't seem like it would have a very high cost of entry.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 10:19 PM (0F67M)

74 57
My response to the first pic?



FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2016 10:16 PM (hVdx9)



I've been working it for a while to the last picture. DO NOT JUDGE ME!!!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 10, 2016 10:20 PM (75WaT)

75
Millennials. They are a unique generation.


I saw a video about four years back where spokesjagoffs from that generation were engaged in egregious self-flattery about how great and wonderful they were.

I guffawed. Apart from those of you who stepped forward to serve in the military, the rest of you haven't done shit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 10:20 PM (BK3ZS)

76 Fuck him with a flaming porcupine.


Pineapple. Porcupines are people too.

Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 10:20 PM (qUNWi)

77 I remember when you could call the cab company and have a bottle of whiskey delivered. I'm wondering now if that was exactly legal.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 10:21 PM (0F67M)

78 And that's how electing a group of super smart liberals gives you Islamists all over the middle east and the worst terror attack of all time.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2016 10:18 PM (aZq03

1978-79 Jimmy Carter swaping spit with Ayatollah Khomeini and dumping the Shah of Iran

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2016 10:21 PM (voOPb)

79 I'm watching a crying compilation right now.

Let me tell you, it NEVER gets old.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 10, 2016 10:21 PM (BS8yt)

80 I bet you if you tweeted at any of those snowflakes that you were gettin' your stroke on whilst watching their hilarious tears, they would report you for "literally twitter raping".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2016 10:21 PM (6FqZa)

81 in before 100

whoo hoo

Posted by: origional Jake at November 10, 2016 10:22 PM (NuYQk)

82 Those poor little special snowflakes are melting.

Posted by: The Duke of Mish at November 10, 2016 10:22 PM (Tyii7)

83 Damn - Al Caiola died yesterday, too.

2016 is killing a lot of the greats.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 10:22 PM (6ToNi)

84 Oh good. An English-Yiddish dictionary. Now I can finally understand all the words in JJ's blitsposts.

(Okay, that's email, not blog posts, but that's the best I could do.)

Posted by: bluebell at November 10, 2016 10:22 PM (uHcnA)

85 BTW, Stay safe. Don't text and ride.


It just occurred to me that drunk drivers are now also texting.

0_o

Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 10:22 PM (qUNWi)

86 76 Fuck him with a flaming porcupine.


Pineapple. Porcupines are people too.
Posted by: eleven



SEE!! SEE!! THE GENOCIDE OF OUR PEOPLE HAS STARTED!! IF ONLY HILLARY WON!!

Posted by: Pineapples for Hillary at November 10, 2016 10:23 PM (J6uVH)

87 "Just had a very open and successful presidential election. Now
professional protesters, incited by the media, are protesting. Very
unfair!"

Professional rioters, Mr President Elect, are rioting.

Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2016 10:23 PM (XoldI)

88 Happy Birthday to the pReznits Umbrella Holders.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 10, 2016 10:23 PM (xInes)

89 He said I should move to Wyoming.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2016 10:17 PM (EZebt)


If so, you have to root against BYU in college football. Everything else is negotiable.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at November 10, 2016 10:23 PM (cmE8J)

90 "Hitler parody was substandard this time."

Indeed.

Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2016 10:24 PM (JSovD)

91 Mr. Spock is dead?

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at November 10, 2016 10:24 PM (Tyii7)

92 I'll defend Jeff Buckleys version of Hallelujah with pistols at dawn.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 10, 2016 10:25 PM (FqgrG)

93 Uh, today is Marine Corps Birthday. Seriously, no thread this year?

Happy Birthday Daddy. Enjoy your cigar & whisky with Chesty.

And Happy Birthday to all the Marine 'rons: DC, Grumpy...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at November 10, 2016 10:25 PM (hscyr)

94 "Hitler parody was substandard this time."
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lame

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2016 10:25 PM (NBHj5)

95 At the same time Somalia recognized that their new resident Osama Bin Laden was a threat to the US and offered him up to us. Bill Clinton said "naw, what could that guy do anyway?"

And that's how electing a group of super smart liberals gives you Islamists all over the middle east and the worst terror attack of all time.

Posted by: 18-1
****

Bill wanted to treat international terrorism like local law enforcement. The left loves to preen about how just and moral they are. They did not "feel" Osama had done anything they could justify his capture with.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2016 10:25 PM (hVdx9)

96 I'm finding it interesting how many LGBT... activists claim to feel threatened by Trump's election - hasn't he been pro-gay since before it was cool?

Posted by: JPS at November 10, 2016 10:25 PM (9ziuC)

97 Trump
Trump
Trump

!!!!

Posted by: origional Jake at November 10, 2016 10:26 PM (NuYQk)

98 Drunk Fails. Sitting on a second floor porch railing trashed on Tango (anybody know what that is?) and then I was gone. Friends look down into the bushes and see two feet, and an arm sticking out holding up a bottle of Tango. Not a scratch.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 10, 2016 10:26 PM (qJhUV)

99 What most don't realize about the 'old West'...

Violence was not the norm.... we have much more murder today, per capita, than they did back then.

The Gunfight at the OK Corral? 30 shots fired in 30 seconds... three killed...

That's less than a WEEKEND in Chicago...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 10, 2016 10:26 PM (qf6WZ)

100 How should Trump's Inaugural Address go? I'm thinking he needs to just say fuck it and do one of his off-the-cuff campaign stream of consciousness riffs. Just get up there and wing it.

And what should he wear -- how should he dress? I'm thinking some trolling. Maybe go with some Kadaffi-like Maximum Leader get up. Lots of gold medals and shit.

Or maybe go Cecile B. De Mille. Maybe like Liz Taylor as Cleopatra entering Rome. Some Roman toga and get up. Caesar Triumphant entering Rome to take the throne.

Or maybe just go Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack. Loud golf get up. Terrible plaid pants. White shoes. Tie with nekkid girlies lighting up in neon. And a very wide, too short tie at that.

We need to make this good. Ideas, ideas....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 10:27 PM (DW+jj)

101 Q: Why is Hillary the President of the Forrest?

A: Because she won the Poplar vote!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 10, 2016 10:27 PM (dtWKK)

102 The Hitler parodies jumped the Berlin Wall a while back.

Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 10:27 PM (qUNWi)

103 Happy Birthday Jarheads!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 10, 2016 10:27 PM (EnKk6)

104 I agree. for "downfall" parody to work you have to set the stage. Steiner isn't the point where the king is taken off the board. Steiner is the point where the king is checkmated in three more moves.

The equivalent to Steiner's unit isn't the 270 electoral votes. The equivalent would probably be more like the calling of Pennsylvania, which happened well before 270 votes.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2016 10:28 PM (6FqZa)

105 Bill wanted to treat international terrorism like local law enforcement. The left loves to preen about how just and moral they are. They did not "feel" Osama had done anything they could justify his capture with.
And to add, 3000 Americans died that day because of the left's narcissism- in this case Bill Clinton's.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2016 10:28 PM (hVdx9)

106 Just wait, someone will do a really good Downfall parody of this. That one wasn't too good, indeed. But someone will do a good one.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 10:28 PM (DW+jj)

107 Laugh as hard as I did at all those photos of the little Hillary campaigners crying their hearts out I have say that it was a shitty thing she did in not coming out and thanking them for their work. Maybe some of them realized what an awful person she is because of that but I doubt it.

Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2016 10:28 PM (JSovD)

108 For all who don't know, Al Caiola wrote and played the theme to Bonanza (and the Magnificent 7), among playing on just about everything else from the late 50's to the mid 60s..

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 10:28 PM (6ToNi)

109
We know we live in difficult times -- not just here, but across our country and world.


Oh, of course YOU do, since there was no time before YOU were born.

Jackwads.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 10:29 PM (BK3ZS)

110 Not one of the better Downfall parodies.

Seemed to be a bit less inspired.

Posted by: Iranian Tall Building Commission at November 10, 2016 10:29 PM (3hIZX)

111 And what should he wear -- how should he dress?

Very formal suit and tie with tails and a top hat. Very old school. Up to Kennedy, presidents wore a top hat to their inauguration, after him they didn't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:30 PM (39g3+)

112 "Grubhub's market niche doesn't seem like it would have a very high cost of entry.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 10:19 PM (0F67M) "

Apparently they gobbled up a lot of smaller companies that do the same thing. But yeah, it's just having a fleet of drivers and getting restaurants to be a part of the service, which should be an easy sell since it's no extra work for them and it gets them more customers.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at November 10, 2016 10:30 PM (kumBu)

113
Yeah liberals are interesting....

They approved of Carter getting rid of the Shah...even though it led to a theocracy and a lot of dead people.

Then in the mid 80s they opposed Reagan arming Iran against Iraq because Iraq was modern and secular! And Iran was an evil theocracy!

Then in 1991 they were suddenly angry that America armed Iraq in the Iran-Iraq war (it didn't) and that Hussein had been an American ally (Soviet ally actually).

Then in 2003 they argued that Saddam was a pretty ok guy - he was secular and modern (again) and should be left alone even though he killed something like half a million people...not counting the wars he started.

Then in 2011 they overthrow Mubarak in Egypt even though he was secular and modern...and followed it up with Kaddafi. They tried again in Syria...but the Russians decided to intervene and bombed the hell out of Obama's friends in ISIS.

The only common strand you can generate out of all of this is that the left likes anyone that hates the US. Taliban? Freedom fighters! North Alliance? Terrorists! Saddam Hussein? Patriot and modernizer! Mubarak? Terrible tyrant!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2016 10:30 PM (aZq03)

114 Evening all,


I'm sure someone answered this already, but why is it that the protesters are all protesting in cities that voted for Hilary? New York? San Francisco? Minneapolis? DC? All this places are straight blue.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 10, 2016 10:30 PM (VnCI9)

115 I'd shave and bang Trump if he passed the Goat Sexual Protection Act of 2017


I'd totally do it to save the goats around the world

Posted by: Mary Colggenstein at November 10, 2016 10:30 PM (NuYQk)

116 Test

Posted by: Don Q. at November 10, 2016 10:31 PM (qf6WZ)

117 Just wait, someone will do a really good Downfall parody of this. That one wasn't too good, indeed. But someone will do a good one.

Steiner will find a way. He is working on a pincer movement as we speak. It will be the Downfall parody that will make all the others forever irrelevant!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2016 10:31 PM (6FqZa)

118
YADHIP

Yet Another Day Hillary Isn't President.

It's YADHIP from now on, Snowflakes!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 10:31 PM (BK3ZS)

119 Very formal suit and tie with tails and a top hat. Very old school. Up to Kennedy, presidents wore a top hat to their inauguration, after him they didn't.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:30 PM (39g3+)
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If anybody could bring back batwing collars and spats, it would be The Donald.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 10, 2016 10:31 PM (EnKk6)

120 In other news,

The whole country will now have Sen. Kamala Harris. Enjoy!

-love from California

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2016 10:31 PM (EZebt)

121 Heh NFL commish looking at shortening games by trimming advertising and speeding up video review

So now that the election's over, what's the excuse gonna be when ratings are in the toilet again for tonight's game?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 10, 2016 10:32 PM (qJhUV)

122 I'm pretty sure that's the only time some of those girls have triggered an erection.

Also, the Downfall parody would have been funnier if it had been Hillary receiving news that Michigan and Pennsylvania were going to Trump.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 10, 2016 10:32 PM (FYrz1)

123 A useful tool to help explain the election and how the electoral college is important to the more dimwitted who still don't get it

http://tinyurl.com/zbs9jcq

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:32 PM (39g3+)

124 Yes. Trump seems to be surging in Florida. But Steiner will be the "Blue Wall". The losing his shit moment will be when Hitler learns that Pennsylvania and WI look to be turning red.

And Hitler should say at some point "Trump is worse than me!" or something like that. Ridicule the ridiculous comparisons of Trump to Hitler.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 10:32 PM (DW+jj)

125 Interesting picture on Drudge of the current and future First Ladies having tea. I hadn't realized how tiny Melania is. She siting tastefully dressed and posture perfect next to the big galoot Mooch with her predictably ugly dress and shiny silver shoes. Quite a contrast

Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2016 10:32 PM (JSovD)

126 Iran, Venezuela, and Zimbabwe were thanks to another leftist- Carter.
Same problem-narcissism.
He so wanted to be loved like his father, he was willing to bend over for enemies. And then when they said he was their favorite, he thought it was because they respected and actually liked him. No, it was because you were an easy lay who paid THEM for the sex.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2016 10:32 PM (hVdx9)

127 We need to make this good. Ideas, ideas....
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 10:27 PM (DW+jj)

Cancel the Parade...

Short ceremony....

and a short speech saying...

'The time for speeches is done... its time to get to work. Thank you America for the Job... I hope you don't fire me...

God Bless...."

Posted by: Don Q. at November 10, 2016 10:32 PM (qf6WZ)

128 They did not "feel" Osama had done anything they could justify his capture with.
***
You are correct - but by that point he had declared war on the US and attacked our embassies in Africa.

What's the point of having a CIA if they can't handle an Osama Bin Laden when he is offered to the US on a silver platter?

Oh, and consider that President Clinton refused to do anything about Osama, while Secretary Clinton wanted to assassinate....Julian Assange.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2016 10:33 PM (aZq03)

129 27 years ago Wednesday was the date they began tearing down the Berlin Wall.

Went up there two weeks later to help out. Fuck, it was cold.

Thank you, Ronnie.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 10:33 PM (eeTCA)

130 Very formal suit and tie with tails and a top hat. Very old school. Up to Kennedy, presidents wore a top hat to their inauguration, after him they didn't.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:30 PM (39g3+)
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If anybody could bring back batwing collars and spats, it would be The Donald.


Breeches and waistcoat.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 10, 2016 10:33 PM (FYrz1)

131 I'd shave and bang Trump if he passed the Goat Sexual Protection Act of 2017





I'd totally do it to save the goats around the world

Posted by: Mary Colggenstein at November 10, 2016 10:30 PM (NuYQk)


Mary, I would hit you like a sledgehammer. Call me.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at November 10, 2016 10:33 PM (cmE8J)

132 107 Laugh as hard as I did at all those photos of the little Hillary campaigners crying their hearts out I have say that it was a shitty thing she did in not coming out and thanking them for their work. Maybe some of them realized what an awful person she is because of that but I doubt it.
Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2016 10:28 PM (JSovD)

No gratitude and no class. Not surprising.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 10, 2016 10:33 PM (X2m/e)

133 I thought Elmer Bernstein wrote The Magnificent Seven.

Posted by: Gem at November 10, 2016 10:33 PM (uaHyk)

134 Good evening, Horde!

Great ONT, Mis Hum.

Status report...
Cold drink: on my right
Pants: OFF

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 10, 2016 10:33 PM (rJUlF)

135 So now that the election's over, what's the excuse gonna be when ratings are in the toilet again for tonight's game?

He claimed it was "cyclical" in the speech. He's a dumbass.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:34 PM (39g3+)

136 Nothing says "Sensible Gun Control" like restoring gun ownership rights to 60K convicted felons.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 10:08 PM (0F67M)


But it was 60,000 votes for teh Hillz, so it's all good!

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at November 10, 2016 10:34 PM (wCEn4)

137 Downfall should be based around Florida.

H: Steiner will bring Broward's fake votes in and that has always carried the state.

G1: Mein Fuehrer .. Steiner
G2: CBS has already called Florida for Trump.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 10:34 PM (0F67M)

138 Welp...that'll do it for Cleveland.

Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 10:34 PM (qUNWi)

139
Very formal suit and tie with tails and a top hat. Very old school. Up to Kennedy, presidents wore a top hat to their inauguration, after him they didn't.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:30 PM (39g3+)


And a monocle... just to really piss off the Special Snowflakes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 10:34 PM (BK3ZS)

140 A top hat would anger my scalp weasel. Not a good idea.

Posted by: President Elect Donald Trump at November 10, 2016 10:35 PM (XoldI)

141 If anybody could bring back batwing collars and spats, it would be The Donald.

Breeches and waistcoat.


Exactly, waistcoat, spats, the whole nine yards. Total elegant throwback. Make a huge statement. Nothing gaudy, but completely epic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:35 PM (39g3+)

142 Very formal suit and tie with tails and a top hat. Very old school. Up to Kennedy, presidents wore a top hat to their inauguration, after him they didn't.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:30 PM (39g3+)


Crocheted shorts FTW !!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Tone Deaf Political Class Critic ... at November 10, 2016 10:35 PM (AoK0a)

143 And they edited the Downfall footage. That kills the schtick.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 10:35 PM (3hIZX)

144 Whoops.

Caiola charted with magnificent 7 and Bonanza. Not sure if he wrote them, though.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 10:36 PM (6ToNi)

145 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX0CfFdk-jw

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 10, 2016 10:36 PM (sdi6R)

146 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 10:27 PM (DW+jj)

He needs to come rollin' down Pennsylvania Ave on one them big ass fancy-dressed elephants like Indians do for important occasions, grabbing a pussy in each hand.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 10, 2016 10:36 PM (uIOzE)

147 Hillary is surging in Broward county! Looks like an early night!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 10:36 PM (3hIZX)

148 MisHum.....

Dude, what the hell. This is like a double dose of ONT!

Cool....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2016 10:36 PM (42Mgr)

149 You are correct - but by that point he had declared war on the US and attacked our embassies in Africa.

What's the point of having a CIA if they can't handle an Osama Bin Laden when he is offered to the US on a silver platter?

Oh, and consider that President Clinton refused to do anything about Osama, while Secretary Clinton wanted to assassinate....Julian Assange.

Posted by: 18-1
****

And yet Bill Clinton didn't think that was justification. Unreal. The left's pathological denial of reality seems to be a death wish. Unfortunately they demand we accompany them on their ride.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2016 10:37 PM (hVdx9)

150 I did like how the Downfall had them saying "der Feind" twice when Hillary was mentioned. But it went back and forth and you couldn't figure who Hitler or the author was for.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 10:37 PM (8zL5i)

151 I would add Trump to my Pantheon if he came to the inaugural dressed like the Monopoly Man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 10:37 PM (0F67M)

152 136 Nothing says "Sensible Gun Control" like restoring gun ownership rights to 60K convicted felons.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 10:08 PM (0F67M)
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But it was 60,000 votes for teh Hillz, so it's all good!
Posted by: Hrothgar
------------------

What was the total count difference in Va?
Not to mention the rest of the fraud.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 10, 2016 10:37 PM (I5KMJ)

153 She siting tastefully dressed and posture perfect next to the big galoot Mooch with her predictably ugly dress and shiny silver shoes. Quite a contrast
Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2016 10:32 PM (JSovD)

Oh a fat shamer.
Of course the chip on her shoulder is so large she couldn't pose for photos with Mr. & Mrs. Trump


/////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2016 10:37 PM (voOPb)

154 MissHum is a dude?

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 10:37 PM (6ToNi)

155 Very formal suit and tie with tails and a top hat.

...and assless chaps?

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at November 10, 2016 10:38 PM (Tyii7)

156 He needs to come rollin' down Pennsylvania Ave on one them big ass fancy-dressed elephants like Indians do for important occasions, grabbing a pussy in each hand.
***
Needs more fossil fuel usage.

I'm thinking the elephant is actually riding on a Unimog.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2016 10:38 PM (aZq03)

157 I'm sure someone answered this already, but why is it that the protesters are all protesting in cities that voted for Hilary? New York? San Francisco? Minneapolis? DC? All this places are straight blue.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker

They don't have cars to drive anywhere?

They can't read a map?

Lazy?

Stupid?

A classic failure of imagination?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at November 10, 2016 10:38 PM (S6Pax)

158 No top hat.


We need a breeze blowing The Donald's comb over straight up to make this complete.

That will be perfection.

Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 10:38 PM (qUNWi)

159
151 I would add Trump to my Pantheon if he came to the inaugural dressed like the Monopoly Man.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 10:37 PM (0F67M)


Yes, this!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 10:38 PM (BK3ZS)

160 Have Trump and Boris Johnson met face to face? I want to see that. It would be like two animated thatched cottages gabbing at each other.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 10, 2016 10:38 PM (EnKk6)

161 since I like boys and girls, Mrs. Trump has much nicer arms than Michelle in that Drudge pic.**



**second time I've ever visited except to marvel at the stain on the Blue Dress

Posted by: Mary Colggenstein at November 10, 2016 10:38 PM (NuYQk)

162 The latest incident of Post-Trump Stress Disorder:

An ex-coworker of mine just told me one of her current co-workers has been telling everyone in her office that Trump will shut down all the national parks and sell them.

We both got a good laugh out of that.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 10, 2016 10:38 PM (rJUlF)

163 No. Trump needs to come thru on the motorcycle the president did in Idiocracy.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2016 10:39 PM (hVdx9)

164 That guy in the top photo, he was expecting to be knee-deep in pussy all night. His plans changed. It was all so close. I feel for him, a little bit.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 10, 2016 10:39 PM (CLfqv)

165 >>Trump will shut down all the national parks and sell them.


I'd settle for him returning them to their respective States, who hold the Deeds.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 10:39 PM (6ToNi)

166 I'm sure someone answered this already, but why is it that the protesters are all protesting in cities that voted for Hilary?

Trump voters shoot back.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 10:40 PM (3hIZX)

167
154 MissHum is a dude?
Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 10:37 PM (6ToNi)


MisHum... Misanthropic Humanitarian (one "s")

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 10:40 PM (BK3ZS)

168 Trump will also reinstitute the practice of jus prima nocte.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2016 10:40 PM (6FqZa)

169 The only sensible explanation for the mass hysteria is ergot poisoning.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 10, 2016 10:40 PM (EnKk6)

170 Mrs. Trump has much nicer arms than Michelle in that Drudge pic.**

I have to say, Michelle looks quite elegant in that shot. And...is that a real smile on her face?

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 10:41 PM (8zL5i)

171 That guy in the top photo, he was expecting to be knee-deep in pussy all night. His plans changed. It was all so close. I feel for him, a little bit.


Uh...looks like he would prefer knee deep in sex magic.

Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 10:41 PM (qUNWi)

172 It was all so close. I feel for him, a little bit.

Could have been yet, if he'd been man enough. They wanted comforting, not someone to weep on their shoulder.

An ex-coworker of mine just told me one of her current co-workers has been telling everyone in her office that Trump will shut down all the national parks and sell them.

We should hold a "stupidest Trump rumor" contest or something

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:41 PM (39g3+)

173 The Edmund Fitzgerald sank 41 years ago (11/10/1075).

Posted by: zmdavid at November 10, 2016 10:41 PM (xqRaG)

174 Trump will also reinstitute the practice of jus prima nocte.

But only for 9s and above.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 10:41 PM (3hIZX)

175 The only thing wrong with the Democratic Party is it's full of Democrats. We will have to breed them out. - Donald Longshanks

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 10:42 PM (0F67M)

176 Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2016 10:38 PM (aZq03)

I had to Google it and now I want one!

And yes, on a Unimog, with massive armaments sticking out all over, with the requisite thing that goes upon all of them.

For the children.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 10, 2016 10:42 PM (uIOzE)

177 162 The latest incident of Post-Trump Stress Disorder:

An ex-coworker of mine just told me one of her current co-workers has been telling everyone in her office that Trump will shut down all the national parks and sell them.

We both got a good laugh out of that.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 10, 2016 10:38 PM (rJUlF)

Batshit insane, the lot of them.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 10, 2016 10:42 PM (X2m/e)

178 Michelle looks quite elegant in that shot.

Only took her 8 years of the most expensive coaches, consultants, and image crafters in the world to get there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:42 PM (39g3+)

179 We will be your best source of nutrition in the camps after Ratgrill.

Posted by: Grubhub at November 10, 2016 10:42 PM (Ha50C)

180 MissHum is a dude?

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2016 10:37 PM (6ToNi)


I hope not, otherwise everything just got weird.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at November 10, 2016 10:42 PM (cmE8J)

181 Schadenboner, bigly, Trumphausen-by-proxy - this election has embiggened our vocabulary so much.

Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2016 10:42 PM (7qAYi)

182 The only sensible explanation for the mass hysteria is ergot poisoning.

Toxoplasmosis. Cat Poop Crazy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 10:42 PM (3hIZX)

183 Trump will also reinstitute the practice of jus prima nocte.


larl

Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 10:42 PM (qUNWi)

184 I'm sure someone answered this already, but why is it that the protesters are all protesting in cities that voted for Hilary?
***
They're afraid they'll get their pussies grabbed if they venture out of the cities. Especially the ones that identify as male.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2016 10:42 PM (aZq03)

185 REAGAN IS HITLER!

BUSH IS HITLER!

TRUMP IS HITLER, THIS TIME FOR REAL WE SWEAR!

Posted by: Godwin's Law at November 10, 2016 10:43 PM (G8TO0)

186 Seriously, I expect Melania will be dressed to the nines, come Inauguration Day. As I've panted about before, and now it's come true, we've gotta a genuine A number one FLILF. She's gonna make Jacki O look like a a bag lady.

And, during all the balls, she needs to pull a Liz Taylor shore 'nuff, and do more wardrobe changes in that one night than Liz did at whatever it was all the poofter fashion types go on about. Just slay 'em.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 10:43 PM (DW+jj)

187
Trump will also reinstitute the practice of jus prima note.


Jeez, you REALLY wanna set off the lamentations of their women, don't you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 10:43 PM (BK3ZS)

188 I have say that it was a shitty thing she did in not coming out and thanking them for their work. Maybe some of them realized what an awful person she is because of that but I doubt it.
Posted by: Tuna
------------

That should have been an epiphanous moment for them. "Uh... what? We've been here for hours and hours. Doesn't she care about us?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2016 10:43 PM (kCDOM)

189 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/796772077764218884

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/796772175634190336

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/796772280802144256

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/796772424838742016

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2016 10:43 PM (Ya7zs)

190 Only took her 8 years of the most expensive coaches, consultants, and image crafters in the world to get there.

Not to mention the upholsterers, the true unsung heroes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 10, 2016 10:43 PM (0F67M)

191 173 The Edmund Fitzgerald sank 41 years ago (11/10/1075).
Posted by: zmdavid at November 10, 2016 10:41 PM (xqRaG)

Shoot, missed that

Thanks for the info.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2016 10:43 PM (voOPb)

192 New poll just in: Clinton now +3%...

Posted by: Crusader at November 10, 2016 10:44 PM (OXPMi)

193 REAGAN IS HITLER!

BUSH IS HITLER!

TRUMP IS HITLER, THIS TIME FOR REAL WE SWEAR!

Posted by: Godwin's Law


In the very near future, every Republican gets to be Hitler for at least 15 minutes.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at November 10, 2016 10:44 PM (S6Pax)

194 What was the total count difference in Va?
Not to mention the rest of the fraud.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 10, 2016 10:37 PM (I5KMJ)


Don't really know, but Chris Plante said it was 60,000, but he might have been joking!

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at November 10, 2016 10:44 PM (wCEn4)

195 I want Trump to just send a letter for The State of the Union.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2016 10:44 PM (kCDOM)

196 The "Stupidest Trump Rumor contest" is a good idea.

But so many to choose from, and what's to stop some of the more creative people here from inventing a few?

Posted by: girldog at November 10, 2016 10:44 PM (zRsYY)

197 "Where were you 27 years ago?"

I was lying in bed in Sweden, listening to the radio in disbelief and joy. That summer, border guards in Poland and Hungary had begun to exhibit reluctance to enforce the law. People began to flow freely through borders for the first time in what seemed forever. You could feel a gathering excitement, a building impatience in eastern Europe as the people's will began to spread and wouldn't be denied.

As someone whose earliest memories were of the cold war (the DDR began construction of the Berlin wall when I was 6, on my baby brother's first birthday), this was the most stunning historical event of my lifetime. Bigger than the evacuation of Saigon in April of 1975 and the official end of the Vietnam War.

Much like Trump's victory, you could feel it coming, but when it finally happened it was a shock. And when it came, the fear that somehow it would be snatched away - but you wouldn't permit that to happen, no matter what.

And if you google this event, you will find that it's being compared to the yet-to-be-erected wall of Donald Trump.

Of course, one is intended to keep your people imprisoned, the other to keep aliens out, but that is too complex a concept for the media to understand.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 10, 2016 10:44 PM (tHwdc)

198
Cat Poop Crazy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Ted Nugent song

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2016 10:44 PM (IqV8l)

199 REAGAN IS HITLER!

BUSH IS HITLER!

MCCAIN IS HITLER!

ROMNEY IS HITLER!


TRUMP IS HITLER, THIS TIME FOR REAL WE SWEAR!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 10:44 PM (3hIZX)

200 121:So now that the election's over, what's the excuse gonna be when ratings are in the toilet again for tonight's game?
Posted by: tu3031



Its Cleveland vs. Baltimore ?

Posted by: Pineapples for Hillary at November 10, 2016 10:44 PM (J6uVH)

201 We should hold a "stupidest Trump rumor" contest or something
***
I hear he is going to make us call tofu "freedom beans"!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2016 10:44 PM (aZq03)

202 H: It doesn't matter. He'd have to win Michigan, Wisconsin, or Pennsylvania in order to get to 270. We're safe.

G1: Mein Fuhrer, Wisconsin...
G2: Wisconsin was just called for Trump. Michigan and Pennsylvania are too close to call.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 10, 2016 10:45 PM (FYrz1)

203 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/796772576156590080

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/796772737259864064

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/796772856680091648

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/796773008547475456

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2016 10:45 PM (Ya7zs)

204 173
The Edmund Fitzgerald sank 41 years ago (11/10/1075).
Oops make that 1975.

Posted by: zmdavid at November 10, 2016 10:45 PM (xqRaG)

205 Trump is going to rename the National Parks! Trump Yosemite! Trump Grand Canyon! Trump Stonehenge! Fascist bastard!

Posted by: First Trump Now This! at November 10, 2016 10:45 PM (FXW24)

206 We should hold a "stupidest Trump rumor" contest or something
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:41 PM (39g3+)

I'm, uh, appropriating this idea and turning it into a hashtag on Gab. Nice idea!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 10, 2016 10:45 PM (rJUlF)

207 In the very near future, every Republican gets to be Hitler for at least 15 minutes.

Mr. Richard Fader of Ft. Wayne, NJ.....you're up!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 10:45 PM (3hIZX)

208 Grief porn. Love it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 10, 2016 10:45 PM (L3YlV)

209 As others have mentioned, Leonard Cohen has passed away.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/11/obituaries/leonard-cohen-dies.html

Some of my favorites.

Dance Me To the End of Love
https://youtu.be/NGorjBVag0I

Everyone Knows
https://youtu.be/XDphyrGiaJE

A Thousand Kisses Deep
https://youtu.be/DToFDG-9APw

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 10, 2016 10:46 PM (R+30W)

210 We should hold a "stupidest Trump rumor" contest or something
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:41 PM (39g3+)

======

I have been reliably informed, via that trustworthy platform that is Facebook, that women need to go out and get IUDs NOW, before Trump bans them.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 10, 2016 10:46 PM (UD28m)

211 Even More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/796773127925760000

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/796773261661138945

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/796773375255396352

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/796773487134314496

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2016 10:46 PM (Ya7zs)

212
TRUMP IS HITLER, THIS TIME FOR REAL WE SWEAR!
***
So I guess this is what communism looks like in an industrial society, ok I guess. Mussolini did it better.

Posted by: Meanwhile some liberal in 1936 at November 10, 2016 10:46 PM (aZq03)

213 And...is that a real smile on her face?

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 10:41 PM (8zL5i)


Thinking, "Shit, yeah! I'm the one to be first woman president."

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 10, 2016 10:47 PM (J8/9G)

214 Ok, I have to know: was Mary Cloggenstein ever actually a real commenter who posted the stupidest shit on here, or is she really just a sock puppet troll invention?

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 10:47 PM (G8TO0)

215 "I hear he is going to make us call tofu "freedom beans"!


See, I knew people here would make stuff up.

That is made up, isn't it?

Posted by: girldog at November 10, 2016 10:47 PM (zRsYY)

216 why is it that the protesters are all protesting in cities that voted for Hilary?

Their student transit passes don't go anywhere else.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 10:47 PM (8zL5i)

217
I still smile at seeing the top picture. May never get tired of that.

Posted by: tbodie at November 10, 2016 10:02 PM (4Utw1)








Whoever markets a full-sized poster of that photo is gonna make a fucking FORTUNE.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2016 10:47 PM (LuZz8)

218 Leftists since Tuesday night....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYPsoxpt0BU

Posted by: kbdabear at November 10, 2016 10:47 PM (Ya7zs)

219 Trump will sell all our uranium to Russia!!!


Oh, wait.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 10:47 PM (3hIZX)

220 >>Everyone Knows
https://youtu.be/XDphyrGiaJE


That's my favorite.

Posted by: Happy Harry Hard-On at November 10, 2016 10:48 PM (6ToNi)

221 Sock puppet troll invention, and she has either moved out of Battlebro, or is being cloned

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 10, 2016 10:48 PM (uIOzE)

222 The Edmund Fitzgerald sank 41 years ago (11/10/1075).
Posted by: zmdavid
---

*hmm. I wonder if I can do something with that?*

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at November 10, 2016 10:48 PM (kCDOM)

223 Hilarity ensues on this week's Hello, Penis when Dr Penis Huxtable goes to the Hillary Clinton victory party at the local PP clinic site.

Posted by: studio executive at November 10, 2016 10:48 PM (7cmcE)

224
205 Trump is going to rename the National Parks! Trump Yosemite! Trump Grand Canyon! Trump Stonehenge! Fascist bastard!
Posted by: First Trump Now This! at November 10, 2016 10:45 PM (FXW24)


LO-effin-L!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 10:48 PM (BK3ZS)

225 Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 10, 2016 10:37 PM (I5KMJ)

Actually looks like about 160,000 and change for the Hillz in VA

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at November 10, 2016 10:48 PM (wCEn4)

226 Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 10, 2016 10:44 PM (tHwdc)



Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at November 10, 2016 10:48 PM (cmE8J)

227 We should hold a "stupidest Trump rumor" contest or something
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:41 PM

Second!!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 10, 2016 10:49 PM (+AnUx)

228
We should hold a "stupidest Trump rumor" contest or something
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
-----------------
I gave it a few minutes to think of a winner, bt I can't come up with anything I've already seen - which are the REAL ones.
Trump is going to ban IUDs?


Hrothgar,
When I stopped paying attention, VA had 93% or 98% reporting, and it was just over 55k.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 10, 2016 10:49 PM (I5KMJ)

229
Trump will approve fracking in Yellowstone NP and set off the caldera!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 10:49 PM (BK3ZS)

230 177 162 The latest incident of Post-Trump Stress Disorder:

An ex-coworker of mine just told me one of her current co-workers has been telling everyone in her office that Trump will shut down all the national parks and sell them.

We both got a good laugh out of that.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 10, 2016 10:38 PM (rJUlF)

Batshit insane, the lot of them.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 10, 2016 10:42 PM (X2m/e)

National parks are a reason why I voted for Trump. I have photos that I've taken of planes as my screensaver, and on Tuesday a photo of a B-25 Marauder at the Air Force Museum popped up. The reason why that stood out to me was because I read an article during the last budget showdown about an old WWII vet who flew that plane, and waned to takee a trip to Ohio to see that plane one last time before he died. But he couldn't, because the petulant man shit in the White House shut down access to Wright-Patterson AFB, and National Parks just to be spiteful. I knew that no matter what else may happen, there's no way a President Trump would ever say "to fucking bad" to a veteran who wanted to say goodbye to his plane.

Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2016 10:49 PM (7qAYi)

231 All of my joking and sub-moron level humor aside, I saw something on Election Night that moved me. It was when Trump first came out, followed by his (wonderful) family, after Pence introduced him as victorious.

I saw something in his eyes and in his facial expression. Just a brief moment. It looked like he was about to tear up, getting wistful. The enormity of what he had done and was about to do, was hitting him, washing over him at that moment.

That moved me.

And of course, for the fun side, they say behind the scenes, with his buds, Trump was being Trump that night. Big bragging, Trump talk.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 10:49 PM (DW+jj)

232 Trump is going to rename the capital Washington DT!

Posted by: dewerious at November 10, 2016 10:50 PM (BO/km)

233 Trump will rent out the Lincoln bedroom!


Oh wait.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 10:50 PM (3hIZX)

234 186
As I've panted about before, and now it's come true, we've gotta a genuine A number one FLILF. She's gonna make Jacki O look like a a bag lady.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 10:43 PM (DW+jj)


Martha Washington was apparently considered to be quite fetching back in her day. Alas, we have no photographic record.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 10, 2016 10:50 PM (sdi6R)

235 Trump is going to rename the National Parks! Trump Yosemite! Trump Grand Canyon! Trump Stonehenge! Fascist bastard!

****************

And then build a wall around it to keep the brown people out.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 10:50 PM (G8TO0)

236 Grief porn. Love it.
___
Paulo....paulo I need you tonight!

Posted by: Michael Sonmore's wife at November 10, 2016 10:50 PM (aZq03)

237 If the Democrats didn't put out talking points, newspapers would be just blank pages and the network news would be dead air.

Posted by: zmdavid at November 10, 2016 10:50 PM (xqRaG)

238 Hours and Feet shall heretofore be referred to as Trumps and Trumps.

Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 10:50 PM (qUNWi)

239 off pineapple for a witch sock

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 10, 2016 10:51 PM (J6uVH)

240 Trump is going to force you to have his babies!

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 10:51 PM (/wWB4)

241 "Trump is going to rename the National Parks! Trump Yosemite! Trump Grand Canyon! Trump Stonehenge! Fascist bastard!"

He'll put up first class hotels in every one. Imagine being able to watch Old Faithful spout off from your own private balcony while sipping a fine wine.

Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2016 10:51 PM (JSovD)

242 Cohen's "Absent Mare"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbFOiIKVmRA

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at November 10, 2016 10:51 PM (wCEn4)

243 Fake rumors don't count!

I think we can bet one thing Trump won't do is declare gigantic swathes of land federal territory in the West. He might even reverse some of those decisions by Obama.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:51 PM (39g3+)

244 Ok, I have to know: was Mary Cloggenstein ever actually a real commenter who posted the stupidest shit on here, or is she really just a sock puppet troll invention?
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump
--------------

Forget Mary, she's a semi-constant presence.

I want to know what happened to Dorcas Blimline, who disappeared completely.

Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at November 10, 2016 10:51 PM (kCDOM)

245 Trump will sell our rocket secrets to the Chinese!


Oh wait.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 10:51 PM (3hIZX)

246 Trump is going to ban murder! Come on, man...

Posted by: Chicago at November 10, 2016 10:51 PM (/wWB4)

247 Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?
Posted by: Stating The Obvious at November 10, 2016 10:48 PM (cmE8J)




"Great Historical Events as Remembered by the Duchess" can be found as an insert in the Limbaugh Letter through August of 2017.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 10, 2016 10:51 PM (tHwdc)

248

Ok, I have to know: was Mary Cloggenstein ever actually a real commenter
who posted the stupidest shit on here, or is she really just a sock
puppet troll invention?

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 10:47 PM (G8TO0)







Yes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2016 10:51 PM (LuZz8)

249 Trump is going to force lesbians to marry gays.

Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2016 10:51 PM (XoldI)

250 Ooops henceforth.


fucking vodka

Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 10:51 PM (qUNWi)

251 Oops.
/Canadian folkie sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2016 10:52 PM (kCDOM)

252
232 Trump is going to rename the capital Washington DT!
Posted by: dewerious at November 10, 2016 10:50 PM (BO/km)


Stop, you're killin' me!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 10:52 PM (BK3ZS)

253 Tammy, how are you doing tonight?!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 10, 2016 10:52 PM (FYrz1)

254 173 The Edmund Fitzgerald sank 41 years ago (11/10/1075).
Posted by: zmdavid at November 10, 2016 10:41 PM (xqRaG)




https://youtu.be/9vST6hVRj2A

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 10, 2016 10:52 PM (J6uVH)

255 OK this image really did make me laugh out loud

http://tinyurl.com/h8hrd45

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:52 PM (39g3+)

256 I'm sure someone answered this already, but why is it that the protesters are all protesting in cities that voted for Hilary? New York? San Francisco? Minneapolis? DC? All this places are straight blue.
Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker

They don't have cars to drive anywhere?

They can't read a map?

Lazy?

Stupid?

A classic failure of imagination?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative
****

Red states have a lot more gun toting citizens.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2016 10:52 PM (hVdx9)

257 The pre-election polls are like climate change models: desired consensus overrode scientific methodology and the few who got it right were publicly mocked even after they were proven right. Moreover, there are no plans to update the failed methodology for upcoming predictions.

Posted by: Amy in LA LA Land at November 10, 2016 10:53 PM (grPxd)

258 Martha Washington was apparently considered to be quite fetching back in her day. Alas, we have no photographic record.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 10, 2016 10:50 PM (sdi6R)


She was beautiful. She was rich. She had huge... tracts of land.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at November 10, 2016 10:53 PM (cmE8J)

259 Imagine being able to watch Old Faithful spout off from your own private balcony

...by pushing a button. That's right, he's going to re-plumb Yellowstone.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 10:53 PM (ZIFyZ)

260 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 10:49 PM (DW+jj)

I saw it, too. Reminded me a bit of Dubya...how you could tell it was humbling to him, in a way.

I voted for him mainly because he pisses off all the right people, but I'm thinking maybe he might surprise me and do great things.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 10, 2016 10:54 PM (uIOzE)

261 96
I'm finding it interesting how many LGBT... activists claim to feel
threatened by Trump's election - hasn't he been pro-gay since before it
was cool?

Posted by: JPS at November 10, 2016 10:25 PM (9ziuC)

Here, point them to this. Also useful for anyone who has a LGBTXYZBBQ friend on FB that's bitching.
http://tinyurl.com/o587oda

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 10, 2016 10:54 PM (Enq6K)

262 Trump will execute people with large hands.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2016 10:54 PM (kCDOM)

263 Breeches and waistcoat

+++

gold plated coach. eight white horses. black footmen.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 10, 2016 10:54 PM (U0lQa)

264 why is it that the protesters are all protesting in cities that voted for Hilary?

I think its because of mass hysteria, they fed off each other until they were going yeah... yeah! ... YEAH!!!! F--- TRUMP! and started building the big paper machet heads.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:54 PM (39g3+)

265 Ok, I have to know: was Mary Cloggenstein ever actually a real commenter
who posted the stupidest shit on here, or is she really just a sock
puppet troll invention?

That information is for Titanium Membership Level and above only.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 10, 2016 10:54 PM (qJhUV)

266 I'm glad that millennial was able to quit his job and live the outdoor free life but he's only able to do it because some Gen X or older guy is still working to produce the widgets and gadgets he takes for granted. If everyone quit to play around, eventually we'd live in idocracy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 10, 2016 10:54 PM (IDPbH)

267 OK this image really did make me laugh out loud

http://tinyurl.com/h8hrd45

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
****

Because even Satan has limits to his evil.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2016 10:54 PM (hVdx9)

268 He's gonna put y'all back in chains!

Posted by: dewerious at November 10, 2016 10:55 PM (BO/km)

269 Ohio to see that plane one last time before he died. But he couldn't, because the petulant man shit in the White House shut down access to Wright-Patterson AFB, and National Parks just to be spiteful. I knew that no matter what else may happen

***************************

I was in the Grand Canyon the night before TFG shut down the park, and woke up to a rather unpleasant morning of being surrounded by traffic cones, some of which were blocking the entrance to many of the awesome lookouts along the canyon. I just drove around the traffic cones and raised my middle finger in the general direction of Washington, DC.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 10:55 PM (G8TO0)

270 Trump can't make a coherent speech without a teleprompter...

Oh, wait!

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at November 10, 2016 10:55 PM (wCEn4)

271 Even Satan thinks Hillary is lame.

Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 10:56 PM (qUNWi)

272
243
Fake rumors don't count!



I think we can bet one thing Trump won't do is declare gigantic swathes of land federal territory in the West. He might even reverse some of those decisions by Obama.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:51 PM (39g3+)









I'd spooge my tighty-whities if the Magic Scalp Weasel shut down most of the National Monuments that JugEars declared over the last 8 years.

NMs can be declared unilaterally by POTUS, National Parks must be formed by an act of Congress. Being a cowardly commie cocksucker, JugEars never bothered to try sending them through Congress.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2016 10:56 PM (LuZz8)

273 I barely see any reference to the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Heck, my port town here on the Great Lakes was one of its last calls before it sank. For the next music round-up: https://youtu.be/UKJNBxDCMIs

Posted by: Smelly Kat at November 10, 2016 10:56 PM (r8iE9)

274 Persian: SPARTAN, PUT DOWN YOUR BONERS!

Leonidas: COME AND GET THEM!!!!!!!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 10, 2016 10:56 PM (VdICR)

275 27 years ago.

1989.

Which, incidentally, is what GMT Games named the game that they made about the collapse of the Iron Curtain (it's a sequel to Twilight Struggle, for those who've seen that game).

Pretty crazy to think that the entirety of the events involved occurred within just one year. Plus Tian'en'men Square in China, though that didn't turn out as well. At the start of 1989, the Iron Curtain seemed impregnable. At the end of the year, a united Germany was partying with David Hasslehoff, every single Communist government in Eastern Europe had collapsed (although some of those governments were replaced with "Communist in everything but name" political parties), and Ceaucescu in Romania (along with his wife) was dead, executed by the government that replaced him.

Just one year.

Posted by: junior at November 10, 2016 10:56 PM (ff27+)

276 Heh reporters already complaining Trump is not being nice to them.

"Today I was the pool reporter for the president-elect. The total information I received from the transition was 2 emails, 6 words total"

Yeah funny he doesn't seem to care for you. Can't imagine why.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:56 PM (39g3+)

277

Midsummer Murders coming on PBS.

Murder #913 in a village of 765...

Still I confess a fondness for British TV crime shows... probably due to watching the Avengers during my, ah, early pubation...

Posted by: In Vino Veritas at November 10, 2016 10:56 PM (v9gSJ)

278 I'm finding it interesting how many LGBT... activists claim to feel threatened by Trump's election - hasn't he been pro-gay since before it was cool?

I can tell you're on our side- you really think that reasoning matters.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 10:57 PM (eeTCA)

279 I've left Twitter, but the Shatner has the best Tweet I've seen today.
https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/796858945792937984

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 10, 2016 10:57 PM (rJUlF)

280 Trump is going to have the White House gold-plated.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2016 10:57 PM (7cmcE)

281 Ding dong the bitch is (politically) dead!!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2016 10:57 PM (hVdx9)

282 Did anyone see today that the SS agent's names for Trump and Melania are Mogul and Muse.


Those SS agent are funny!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 10, 2016 10:57 PM (Enq6K)

283 Kay In Maine was the original crazy New England trollette here. Cloggins/stein, I think, started out as a parody of Kay's style, along with a send-up of upper middle class WASP / Jewish liberals.

I assume that Kay has passed on since then, either overdosed on thorazine or else the bunnies' relatives finally took revenge.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 10, 2016 10:58 PM (6FqZa)

284 262
Here, point them to this. Also useful for anyone who has a LGBTXYZBBQ friend on FB that's bitching.
http://tinyurl.com/o587oda
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 10, 2016 10:54 PM (Enq6K)


That's what the Memory Hole was created for, after all.

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 10, 2016 10:58 PM (sdi6R)

285 Heh reporters already complaining Trump is not being nice to them.

At his private meeting, I'd like to hear, "your services are no longer needed. Announcing the Trump News Network..."

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 10:58 PM (eeTCA)

286 Still I confess a fondness for British TV crime shows... probably due to watching the Avengers during my, ah, early pubation...

Posted by: In Vino Veritas at November 10, 2016 10:56 PM (v9gSJ)


Diana Rigg in the leather catsuit?

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at November 10, 2016 10:58 PM (cmE8J)

287 Supposedly the poofter community is worried about VP Pence. Evidently planning for an assassination.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:59 PM (39g3+)

288 27 years ago this day, I was in college, and woke up in my dorm room to the news on my clock radio that the Berlin Wall had fallen. And was totally stocked because I was leaving for Berlin on a college trip in less than a month.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 10, 2016 10:59 PM (FQKBL)

289 267 I'm glad that millennial was able to quit his job and live the outdoor free life but he's only able to do it because some Gen X or older guy is still working to produce the widgets and gadgets he takes for granted. If everyone quit to play around, eventually we'd live in idocracy.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 10, 2016 10:54 PM (IDPbH)

Quite the opposite. He takes nothing for granted. He's a down to earth guy and comes from a good family.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2016 10:59 PM (voOPb)

290 "Today I was the pool reporter for the president-elect. The total information I received from the transition was 2 emails, 6 words total"
"Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you."???

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2016 10:59 PM (7cmcE)

291 Shatner is now officially double plus awesome.


Fuck Picard.

Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 10:59 PM (qUNWi)

292 I've left Twitter, but the Shatner has the best Tweet I've seen today.

Shat *MUST* play Trump.

*MUST*.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 10:59 PM (3hIZX)

293 Trump is going to change Martin Luther King day to Martin Luther Trump day.

February will also become Trump History Month.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 10, 2016 11:00 PM (IDPbH)

294 Hodgetwins know how The Donald won:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gslQOeBlhLQ

VERY VERY VERY NSFW, bad language and racial slurs, but 'ettes, they are some fiiiiiine young men....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 10, 2016 11:01 PM (uIOzE)

295 Trump should get an official court jester to fuck with reporters.

Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2016 11:01 PM (XoldI)

296 The ONT still recommends a medium rare cheeseburger every time. Boring? Perhaps. Lethal? Well, maybe over an extended period of time. Unlike these 17 foods.

++++

One of their 17 is Absinthe, of which they claim:

Addictive hallucinogen and psychoactive drug.
Blamed for causing social disorders, suicide, tuberculosis and even epilepsy.


Which is all bullshit.

Absinthe has often been portrayed as a dangerously addictive psychoactive drug and hallucinogen. The chemical compound thujone, although present in the spirit in only trace amounts, was blamed for its alleged harmful effects. By 1915, absinthe had been banned in the United States and in much of Europe, including France, the Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland and Austria-Hungary. Although absinthe was vilified, it has not been demonstrated to be any more dangerous than ordinary spirits. Recent studies have shown that absinthe's psychoactive properties (apart from that of the alcohol) have been exaggerated. A revival of absinthe began in the 1990s, following the adoption of modern European Union food and beverage laws that removed longstanding barriers to its production and sale. By the early 21st century, nearly 200 brands of absinthe were being produced in a dozen countries, most notably in France, Switzerland, Australia, Spain, and the Czech Republic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absinthe

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 10, 2016 11:01 PM (R+30W)

297 Trump is going to send fat girls to the camps!

Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2016 11:01 PM (7qAYi)

298 "Today I was the pool reporter for the president-elect. The total information I received from the transition was 2 emails, 6 words total"
****
Both said:
Eat shit. Die.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2016 11:01 PM (hVdx9)

299 Another Shat tweet:

https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/796853270102740992

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 11:01 PM (3hIZX)

300 If you haven't socked me you have not lived life to the fullest, crushed your enemy's and heard the lamentations of their women

Posted by: Mary Colggenstein at November 10, 2016 11:01 PM (NuYQk)

301 What will President Trump give Queen Elizabeth on his first visit there?

Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2016 11:01 PM (JSovD)

302 283 Did anyone see today that the SS agent's names for Trump and Melania are Mogul and Muse.

--

Ivanka is Marvel

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 10, 2016 11:02 PM (Om16U)

303 297 Trump should get an official court jester to fuck with reporters.
Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2016 11:01 PM (XoldI)


Bannon as his press secretary would work, don't you think?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2016 11:02 PM (voOPb)

304
"Today I was the pool reporter for the president-elect. The total information I received from the transition was 2 emails, 6 words total"
___
Yeah I heard you guys don't like to do stories about emails so I made it simple.

Posted by: Trump at November 10, 2016 11:02 PM (aZq03)

305 Dan Riffle, once one of the nation's most influential lobbyists for legalization now opposed what he sees as a commercial takeover of the movement...
--

So, what did he think was going to happen, really? That marijuana would become legal, and all the same people would continue to use it just the same way, but they wouldn't go to jail? That no-one would manufacture it, or sell it commercially, but the people who were growing it in their closets could keep doing it? It's gotta be something like that.

What is it with liberals and static analysis anyways? It's like they aren't capable of figuring out what the likely consequences of their actions are.

Posted by: Revenant at November 10, 2016 11:02 PM (3DSAh)

306 Thanks for all the Cloggenstein answers. LOL

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 11:02 PM (G8TO0)

307 What will President Trump give Queen Elizabeth on his first visit there?

Respect.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 10, 2016 11:02 PM (FYrz1)

308 Diana Rigg in the leather catsuit?

BRB, bunk...

Posted by: In Vino Veritas at November 10, 2016 11:02 PM (v9gSJ)

309 Trump should get an official court jester to fuck with reporters.
Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2016 11:01 PM (XoldI)

=====

I nominate Dennis Miller.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 10, 2016 11:03 PM (UD28m)

310 For now, Trump is being very professional and I suspect he's dumped that goofy reality show persona he ran with and will be from now on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 11:03 PM (39g3+)

311 We're going to need Fiction and Non-Fiction categories for our Trump Rumors contest.

Posted by: girldog at November 10, 2016 11:03 PM (zRsYY)

312 What will President Trump give Queen Elizabeth on his first visit there?
The tongue!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2016 11:03 PM (7cmcE)

313 281 Trump is going to have the White House gold-plated.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 10, 2016 10:57 PM (7cmcE)

-----------------------------

I was considering spray-painting my toilet gold.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 10, 2016 11:04 PM (ZsN9X)

314 Trump will outlaw love.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 10, 2016 11:04 PM (BS8yt)

315 264 Breeches and waistcoat

+++

gold plated coach. eight white horses. black footmen.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 10, 2016 10:54 PM (U0lQa)

And an absurdly large codpiece.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 10, 2016 11:04 PM (X2m/e)

316 Anyone with a modicum of sense could predict what would happen once weed was legalized. Big Pot, here we come!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 10, 2016 11:04 PM (FYrz1)

317 What will President Trump give Queen Elizabeth on his first visit there?
Posted by: Tuna
-------------

A hotel? The Trump London, 26-28 Conway Street

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2016 11:04 PM (kCDOM)

318 Trump should get an official court jester to fuck with reporters.
***
I hear Amy Schumer is looking for work.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2016 11:04 PM (aZq03)

319
"Today I was the pool reporter for the president-elect. The total information I received from the transition was 2 emails, 6 words total"


Email 1 - "Important message to follow"
Email 2 - "You're fired!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 11:05 PM (BK3ZS)

320 Trump will outlaw love.


That was dumb but I giggled like a tard.

Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 11:05 PM (qUNWi)

321 297 Trump should get an official court jester to fuck with reporters.
Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2016 11:01 PM (XoldI)

I'm waiting, my orange God-Emperor

Posted by: Milo at November 10, 2016 11:05 PM (7qAYi)

322 I nominate Dennis Miller.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 10, 2016 11:03 PM (UD28m)


Dennis Miller should be Press Secretary.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 10, 2016 11:05 PM (FYrz1)

323 I hear Amy Schumer is looking for work.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 10, 2016 11:04 PM (aZq03)

I hear Amy Schumer is looking for a ham sammich

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2016 11:05 PM (voOPb)

324 Holy shit Shatner is channeling the best of Denny Crane on his Twitter, BIG-LY.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 11:06 PM (G8TO0)

325 Dennis Miller should be Press Secretary.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 10, 2016 11:05 PM (FYrz1)
--Milo should be Press Secretary.

Posted by: Revenant at November 10, 2016 11:06 PM (3DSAh)

326 Trump will outlaw love.
___
I'll pardon you before I leave you beautiful boy you!

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 10, 2016 11:06 PM (aZq03)

327 And an absurdly large codpiece.

https://youtu.be/u5A55eWbiBI

Blackadder has just the thing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 11:06 PM (39g3+)

328 No, Milo is too outrageous. Dennis Miller would be able to balance serious, biting comments, and intelligent references that none of those J-school hacks would understand.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 10, 2016 11:07 PM (FYrz1)

329 Anyone with a modicum of sense could predict what would happen once weed was legalized. Big Pot, here we come!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 10, 2016 11:04 PM (FYrz1)



Think of the campaign contributions Johnson will be getting in 2020!

Posted by: Hrothgar de Plorabble at November 10, 2016 11:07 PM (wCEn4)

330 I hear Amy Schumer is looking for a ham sammich
____
I heard this joke about a fired, fat comedienne.

See she wasn't looking for work, she was looking for a ham sandwich.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 10, 2016 11:07 PM (aZq03)

331
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2016 10:59 PM (voOP

I'm not saying he's not a good guy I'm saying his philosophy as stated below is naive. It's definitely not what built this country. Just my opinion.

I believe this kind of freedom is at the heart of what drives millennials. No, not everyone wants to freelance or live in a van, but we want to be able to do what we want to do and still provide a worthwhile product or service to society.

We are not lazy or selfish. We want to feel like we have a purpose, and when we can't get it in our current environment, we're willing to make a change. Like us or hate us, this is who we are, and this is a blueprint of how we can better work together for a higher purpose.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 10, 2016 11:07 PM (IDPbH)

332 What will President Trump give Queen Elizabeth on his first visit there?

Manhattan.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 11:07 PM (29QcC)

333 Email 1 - "Important message to follow"
Email 2 - "You're fired!"


That would be glorious And, 6 words!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 11:08 PM (39g3+)

334 Dennis Miller should be Press Secretary.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 10, 2016 11:05 PM (FYrz1)

=========

I could go with that.

"That's your question? Are you fcuking kidding me? Wherr have these questions been for the last 8 years? Next question!."

Posted by: Flyboy at November 10, 2016 11:08 PM (UD28m)

335 For now, Trump is being very professional and I suspect he's dumped that goofy reality show persona he ran with and will be from now on.
***********************

I hope not, yes professional for the most part, but give us some vintage Trumpism every now and then for nostalgia's sake, especially when dealing with the press.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 11:08 PM (G8TO0)

336 that top pic

didn't see any of those when McCain or Romney lost


wonder why?

Posted by: Mary Colggenstein at November 10, 2016 11:08 PM (NuYQk)

337 Good evening, all!



The Most Interesting Man in the World finds Donald Trump pretty interesting, by way of comparison.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 10, 2016 11:08 PM (wPiJc)

338 Ann Coulter should be Press Secretary.

Or Milo

Or Mark Steyn.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 10, 2016 11:08 PM (uIOzE)

339 we want to be able to do what we want to do and still provide a worthwhile product or service to society.

We are not lazy or selfish.


Pick one side or the other here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 11:08 PM (39g3+)

340 was thinking...

once trump demolishes obamacare, TPP, trade deals, reverses immigration and halts entry by muslims...

Obama's legacy becomes...what. Gay Marriage, i think. and Iranian nukes.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 10, 2016 11:09 PM (U0lQa)

341 The Zumwalt story seems like a classic case of government buying stuff. Sure Obamacare will bend costs downward. Sure.

And is anyone else tired of not having ships named after ideas or famous battles? Which congress critter was this one named for (Unless it was named for a soldier/sailor/marine, in which case that is just.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:09 PM (92kX2)

342 332
I hear Amy Schumer is looking for a ham sammich

____

I heard this joke about a fired, fat comedienne.



See she wasn't looking for work, she was looking for a ham sandwich.





Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 10, 2016 11:07 PM (aZq03)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S FAT!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at November 10, 2016 11:09 PM (XoldI)

343 How are the peaceful tolerant lefties doing tonight?

Posted by: buzzion at November 10, 2016 11:09 PM (bMG0w)

344 Trump is going to rename Eastern Standard Time to Big League Time (BLT).

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 10, 2016 11:10 PM (tHwdc)

345 Trump transition team e-mail #1

"We'll be moving in."


Trump transition team e-mail #2

"January 27th"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 10, 2016 11:10 PM (wPiJc)

346 340
Mark Steyn would be perfect. Very quick, very smart, very funny.

Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2016 11:10 PM (JSovD)

347 >> but I'm thinking maybe he might surprise me and do great things.

I've been on the Trump Train since the primaries. I though of it as a Hail Mary pass. As I said way back then, Trump as president will either be a disaster or he'll be the next face on Mt. Rushmore.

If you're not familiar with the "4th Turning" stuff by Strauss and Howe, you might look it up. What they wrote back in '97 was absolutely prophetic, and prophetic in the sense of history rhyming, not repeating. Thesis is we go through cycles of four generations, each one culminating in a Crisis phase. That cycle is about 80 years. Previous crises were the Revolution, Civil War, and GD/WWII.

We're in one now. And Trumpus Maximus is the archetype of a Crisis Leader, from the "prophet" generation, which are the Baby Boomers this time around. Trump is an aging prophet, and those are the leaders in a Crisis. He fits their "Grey Leader" model well.

We either destroy ourselves in the Crisis, or we emerge triumphant, reborn and renewed.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 11:10 PM (DW+jj)

348 I just hope somebody shuts down Trump's twitter account and keeps him away from it. He's the prez now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 11:10 PM (39g3+)

349 "Today I was the pool reporter for the president-elect. The total information I received from the transition was 2 emails, 6 words total"

**********************

Dear Lord, please give us 8 long years of this:

http://tinyurl.com/zdnvray

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 11:10 PM (G8TO0)

350 I nominate Denis Leary for weekends and emergencies.


311 Trump should get an official court jester to fuck with reporters.
Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2016 11:01 PM (XoldI)

=====

I nominate Dennis Miller.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 10, 2016 11:03 PM (UD28m)

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 10, 2016 11:11 PM (PHcLa)

351 How are the peaceful tolerant lefties doing tonight?
Posted by: buzzion at November 10, 2016 11:09 PM (bMG0w)

=======

www.slate.com

Juwt read the headlines. Diving into the stories is sure to kill brain cells.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 10, 2016 11:11 PM (UD28m)

352 I know plenty of fine Millennials.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 10, 2016 11:11 PM (uIOzE)

353 No, not everyone wants to freelance or live in a van, but we want to be able to do what we want to do and still provide a worthwhile product or service to society.

Many of you will do that as did many of us twenty-nine year-olds. This is not some Millenial thing.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 11:11 PM (HwVbl)

354 We are not lazy or selfish. We want to feel like we have a purpose, and when we can't get it in our current environment, we're willing to make a change. Like us or hate us, this is who we are, and this is a blueprint of how we can better work together for a higher purpose.

.............

Self interest is the term you are looking for
start a family, raise some great kids
Start a business, have great customer service
volunteer, for the needy


this is not rocket science

Posted by: origional Jake at November 10, 2016 11:12 PM (NuYQk)

355 Mark Steyn would be perfect. Very quick, very smart, very funny.
Posted by: Tuna
---------------------

Outlier: Adam Corolla. The broadcast press meetings will be a series of bleeped out responses.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2016 11:12 PM (ZIFyZ)

356 "That's your question? Are you fcuking kidding me? Wherr have these questions been for the last 8 years? Next question!."
Posted by: Flyboy at November 10, 2016 11:08 PM (UD28m)

Not enough vocab or obscure references honestly. Plus, needs more f*cks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:12 PM (92kX2)

357 And is anyone else tired of not having ships named
after ideas or famous battles?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:09 PM (92kX2)



Trump is going to name a new destroyer The Assange.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 10, 2016 11:12 PM (tHwdc)

358 The Orange One should form an honor guard made up of SCA types, barbarian/Roman re-enactors, Cossacks, and various otaku for the Inauguration.

I want to see sabres and cudgels and katanas and serving wenches or I'll ne a little disappointed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 10, 2016 11:12 PM (J14CD)

359 Trump is going to rename Daylight Savings Time into Daylight Schlonging Time.

Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2016 11:12 PM (7qAYi)

360 wow
sock fail up above

Posted by: origional Jake at November 10, 2016 11:12 PM (NuYQk)

361 I think the press secretary should be the most dry, dull, uninteresting, gray, and boring person on the planet. Someone that talks very slowly in a monotone voice, someone you forget when you look away from them. Just torture for the press to deal with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 11:12 PM (39g3+)

362 Trump should get an official court jester to fuck with reporters.

Gavin McInnes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 11:13 PM (3hIZX)

363 And drughs - bowler hats and cricket bats.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 10, 2016 11:14 PM (J14CD)

364
We're in one now. And Trumpus Maximus is the archetype of a Crisis Leader, from the "prophet" generation, which are the Baby Boomers this time around. Trump is an aging prophet, and those are the leaders in a Crisis. He fits their "Grey Leader" model well

++++

yep. an odd messenger.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 10, 2016 11:14 PM (U0lQa)

365 (NuYQk)
this is a cool hash

Posted by: origional Jake at November 10, 2016 11:14 PM (NuYQk)

366 Press Secretary:

Mr.Methane

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2016 11:14 PM (hVdx9)

367 I hear Trump is going to fill in the Grand Canyon so he can drive across it.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 11:14 PM (HwVbl)

368 350 I just hope somebody shuts down Trump's twitter account and keeps him away from it. He's the prez now.

--

I disagree. Being able to talk directly to voters is what allows him to destroy the media.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 10, 2016 11:15 PM (Om16U)

369 Oh, another thing to be thankful of from Trump. He probably will never think that a gift of his speeches on a cheap Ipod is a fitting gift for the Queen of England.

No more selfies.

Someone truly significant passes away, I do not expect him to make it all about him.

If there is an anniversary of a momentous time in American history, I do not expect to see a picture of him, staring at a painting of the event.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:15 PM (92kX2)

370 court jester

Obama

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 10, 2016 11:15 PM (U0lQa)

371 I hope he does the first press conference himself. First order of business, all you in here that are on this email as having coordinated with HRC, get out. Second, one question only, if your to stupid to understand my answer, get out. Ect..

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 10, 2016 11:16 PM (xInes)

372
Otter: Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying
about your mistakes! You fucked up... you trusted us! Hey, make the best
of it! Maybe we can help.


... who is currently doing the best "Otter" ?

Posted by: Jack Reacher at November 10, 2016 11:16 PM (e8kgV)

373 maybe bring in a dwarf too

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 10, 2016 11:16 PM (U0lQa)

374 Milo should do press conferences in drag. As Ivanna Wall.

I tell you what I'd do for a press secretary. One hot babe. Professional now, not some bubbly bimbo type. But one who just oozes sex. Sultry. Dressed to the nines all the time. Speaks in clever double entendres all the time. And just makes all the men in the room go gaga. Even their tongues get hard, and they just fall all over themselves.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 11:16 PM (DW+jj)

375 369 I hear Trump is going to fill in the Grand Canyon so he can drive across it.

Now that's funny.

Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2016 11:16 PM (JSovD)

376 I just had a disturbing thought.

There are solid parallels between the radicalism of today and that of the 60s. Part of the radicalism of that world 50 years ago were groups that thought the larger groups didn't go far enough like The Weather Underground.

Is there a Weather Underground out there that us going to start targeted attacks on civilians? Will these groups be bigger and better financed?

God I hope I'm just being paranoid...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 10, 2016 11:17 PM (Jj43a)

377 Press Secretary? Jeff Dunham and his puppets.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 10, 2016 11:17 PM (IcT7t)

378 MeAgain would make a good presser.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 10, 2016 11:17 PM (xInes)

379 Trump should wear a gold stillsuit, and ride thru the crowds on onebof those robotic mules theyve been working on. I want psychedelic greatness, mindbendingly bizarre and over the top.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 10, 2016 11:17 PM (J14CD)

380
I heard this joke about a fired, fat comedienne.

See she wasn't looking for work, she was looking for a ham sandwich.


Watching Carol Burnett show in MeTV.
Cass Elliot is one of the guest stars.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2016 11:18 PM (IqV8l)

381 And drughs - bowler hats and cricket bats.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
------------

Trump is going to make us all wear spats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2016 11:19 PM (ZIFyZ)

382 364 Trump should get an official court jester to fuck with reporters.

Gavin McInnes.
Posted by: Mr.



HEH!! This would be AWESOME!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 10, 2016 11:19 PM (J6uVH)

383 >>>333 .......I'm not saying he's not a good guy I'm saying his philosophy as stated below is naive. It's definitely not what built this country. Just my opinion. ........

but we want to be able to do what we want to do and still provide a worthwhile product or service to society.
--------

Sebastian Melmoth, it sounds like you are a millennial.

I'm not sure if you read the entire story. He does provide a worthwhile product and service to society. It pays for his travel costs to Thailand, Spain, etc. His work is what pays his way to fly. Its different that what I would do. At his age I had a mortgage and 3 children.

Do I love my job? No. Do I enjoy it? Yes, most of the time. I'm good at it and make a nice buck or two. I would rather have people like him populate the earth than the Squiggly Puffs and the rest of the snow flakes we hear about.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2016 11:19 PM (voOPb)

384 I'm telling you, the press deserves Mr. Methane as press secretary.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hvoazsr

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2016 11:19 PM (hVdx9)

385 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 11:10 PM (DW+jj)

I will check it out, thanks!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 10, 2016 11:20 PM (uIOzE)

386 maybe ben rothlingsberger for press secretary

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY'RE STUPID

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 10, 2016 11:20 PM (U0lQa)

387 Press Secretary? Jeff Dunham and his puppets.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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SHUT THE HELL UP!

Posted by: Walter at November 10, 2016 11:20 PM (ZIFyZ)

388 Someone truly significant passes away, I do not expect him to make it all about him.
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Reminds me of something Scott Adams of Dilbert said regarding the election:

Obama is talking about his legacy. Clinton is talking about the first woman president. Meanwhile, the narcissist is talking about America.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 11:21 PM (G8TO0)

389 Is there a Weather Underground out there that us going to start targeted attacks on civilians? Will these groups be bigger and better financed?

God I hope I'm just being paranoid...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 10, 2016 11:17 PM (Jj43a)

Sure there are. People do not change. These guys style themselves after the socialists who brought Lenin to power. Or Hitler for that matter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:21 PM (92kX2)

390 Can I just say that Al Sharpton is a fucking idiot?

Posted by: IC at November 10, 2016 11:21 PM (gcme+)

391 I heard this joke about a fired, fat comedienne.

See she wasn't looking for work, she was looking for a ham sandwich.

Watching Carol Burnett show in MeTV.
Cass Elliot is one of the guest stars.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2016 11:18 PM (IqV8l)

If only Karen Carpenter had eaten that sandwich they'd both be alive today

Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2016 11:22 PM (7qAYi)

392

Mr. Creosote for Food Taster...

Posted by: In Vino Veritas at November 10, 2016 11:22 PM (v9gSJ)

393 Dear Lord, please give us 8 long years of this:



http://tinyurl.com/zdnvray

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 11:10 PM (G8TO0)


Deliciously awesome. Fuck yeah.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 10, 2016 11:22 PM (tHwdc)

394 * * A MESSAGE TO YOU FROM THE FORMER FIRST LADY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA * *

I have INCREDIBLE news, people!!

I've just come back from a long, long overdue appointment with my physician. He just informed me that thanks to all the stress I've been going through lately, my chances of continuing to live for more than another six months are slim to none... and slim just left town!

So I've decided to take a radical step for science and the future. I'm going to have my entire body hollowed out, and become entirely animatronicized!!

This way, besides never having to deal with that pesky business of dying, I can continue to serve YOU, my people, for many many MANY more years to come. Look for me to be running again for President in 2020 against Trump, 2024 against Rubio, and hundreds if not thousands of presidential elections afterwards!!

I should mention that I also wanted Bill to undergo the animatronicization procedure with me, but the team tells me there's something about advanced syphilis symptoms that makes that impossible. And to keep everything running smoothly for me and my organization, I'm having Huma hollowed out and animatronicized too!

So if you were worried I would EVER, EVER go away, don't worry!! Thanks to this incredible new procedure, I'll keep on keepin' on for you, the people... FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

You're welcome, America!

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at November 10, 2016 11:22 PM (u8kLQ)

395 9 Press Secretary? Jeff Dunham and his puppets.

Achmed would be perfect.

Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2016 11:22 PM (JSovD)

396 Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 10, 2016 11:15 PM (Om16U)

Agree.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 10, 2016 11:22 PM (uIOzE)

397 Hey horde. Just an update about my dad, because we had so many loving prayers from ya'll. He passed today, finally, very peacefully, with my mom by his side, at home, with no hospice or interference, and though I will miss him so much, I'm grateful that he escaped this mortal coil in the manner he wanted. He gave me so much. Love of knowledge and reading, even though he had an eighth grade education, he was the smartest and most well-read person I ever have known. Good work ethic. Just a damn good dad, all around. God bless him. And thanks again, morons, for the prayers.

Posted by: kalneva at November 10, 2016 11:23 PM (vhW1R)

398 392 Can I just say that Al Sharpton is a fucking idiot?
Posted by: IC at November 10, 2016 11:21 PM (gcme+)

Al Sharpton is an idiot?!

Sorry could not resist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:23 PM (92kX2)

399 "We want to feel like we have a purpose, and when we
can't get it in our current environment, we're willing to make a change.
Like us or hate us, this is who we are, and this is a blueprint of how
we can better work together for a higher purpose."

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 10, 2016 11:07 PM (IDPbH)

How well would this attitude have worked from December 7th 1941 - September 2nd 1945?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2016 11:23 PM (42Mgr)

400 Seriously, the Special Relationship needs to be reaffirmed. In a bigly, YUGE, luxurious way.

I'd receive the Queen. Full pomp and circumstance, 21 gun salutes with Marines in Dress Uniforms doing that precision drill style artillery firing. And some symbolic very public thing of returning the Churchill bust to the Oval Office.

And Bibbi would get a special reception too, right after Britain.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 11:23 PM (DW+jj)

401 Trump will replace all the busts in the WH with those of himself.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 10, 2016 11:24 PM (8iiMU)

402 Sure there are. People do not change. These guys style themselves after the socialists who brought Lenin to power. Or Hitler for that matter.

Do we have someone who models himself on Pinochet on the other side of them?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 10, 2016 11:24 PM (IcT7t)

403 Posted by: kalneva at November 10, 2016 11:23 PM (vhW1R)

My deepest sympathies. May God rest his soul.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:24 PM (92kX2)

404 303 What will President Trump give Queen Elizabeth on his first visit there?
Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2016 11:01 PM (JSovD)

Trump' s mother was Scottish. Prolly something for Balmoral.

Posted by: Gem at November 10, 2016 11:24 PM (uaHyk)

405 Prayers lifted for you and your family Kalneva. Godspeed.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 10, 2016 11:25 PM (xInes)

406 Charles Barkley: I was disappointed because my candidate didn't win, No. 1. But like I said, it's over now. [Trump] is going to be the president of the United States. We've got to respect the office, and we have to give him a chance. That's the bottom line.

He's always good for a surprise.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 11:25 PM (ysprU)

407 353 How are the peaceful tolerant lefties doing tonight?
Posted by: buzzion at November 10, 2016 11:09 PM (bMG0w)

=======

www.slate.com

Juwt read the headlines. Diving into the stories is sure to kill brain cells.
Posted by: Flyboy at November 10, 2016 11:11 PM (UD28m)

Oh damn I think you just globally warmed 10 years of my life away.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 10, 2016 11:25 PM (+AnUx)

408 396
Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at November 10, 2016 11:22 PM (u8kLQ)

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I know you're not going away until you pass. I for one welcome your continued influence over the DNC. Keep up the good work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 10, 2016 11:25 PM (Jj43a)

409 Just a damn good dad, all around.

Posted by: kalneva at November 10, 2016 11:23 PM (vhW1R)

My condolences, and a toast to your father.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 10, 2016 11:25 PM (42Mgr)

410 gotta go

leave this here

https://is.gd/JA4Af8

who by fire cover

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 10, 2016 11:25 PM (U0lQa)

411 @402 I totally second that! That would be awesome!

Posted by: kalneva at November 10, 2016 11:25 PM (vhW1R)

412 If only Karen Carpenter had eaten that sandwich they'd both be alive today
Posted by: josephistan



I'm not a musician but Karen Carpenter had the loveliest voice in music. It was pitch perfect. She had a sad end. Musics loss.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 10, 2016 11:26 PM (J6uVH)

413 Posted by: kalneva at November 10, 2016 11:23 PM (vhW1R)

Condolences. Sounds like an awesome man and father. May your memories be long and good

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2016 11:26 PM (voOPb)

414
Obama's legacy becomes...what. Gay Marriage, i think. and Iranian nukes.
Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 10, 2016 11:09 PM (U0lQa)


Shitloads of mirrors -- installed all over the White House.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 11:26 PM (BK3ZS)

415 kalneva - More prayers for you and your mother. I'm glad he was at home.

Posted by: Walter at November 10, 2016 11:27 PM (ZIFyZ)

416 Or maybe he could show up for inauguration Putin-style:

https://youtu.be/vSd1lY1JaLE

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 10, 2016 11:27 PM (J14CD)

417 Trump will rename the Lincoln Bedroom the Trump bedroom.

Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2016 11:27 PM (XoldI)

418 216 why is it that the protesters are all protesting in cities that voted for Hilary?

Their student transit passes don't go anywhere else.
Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 10:47 PM (8zL5i)


They're doing what rioters and lefties always do, screwing things up for themselves and their own friends and families.

Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 10, 2016 11:27 PM (+lVUW)

419 I looked on the CNN popular vote totals. It says the vote is 69% counted, but each county is 100% in. Where are the extra 31%?

Posted by: zmdavid at November 10, 2016 11:27 PM (xqRaG)

420 406 303 What will President Trump give Queen Elizabeth on his first visit there?
Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2016 11:01 PM (JSovD)

Trump' s mother was Scottish. Prolly something for Balmoral.
Posted by: Gem at November 10, 2016 11:24 PM (uaHyk)

Maybe some obscenely good cigarettes. Seems to me I remember hearing she is/was a smoker.

My guess, something classy and obscenely expensive.

Or a beautiful English rose.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:27 PM (92kX2)

421 Press Secretary? There is only one real choice.

Achmed the dead terrorist.

I keeelllzz you!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 10, 2016 11:27 PM (d76uN)

422 Off Walter sock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2016 11:27 PM (ZIFyZ)

423 Hey Sandel- that's my shtick!

Posted by: Matt Foley at November 10, 2016 11:27 PM (sqpGi)

424 I admit, these videos of SJW's crying into the intertubes pleases me greatly. I have a stage 3 Shadenboner right now, and it's not going away any time soon. Also, as a Michigan voter said in an interview recently, "I'd rather shove a wet noodle up a Bobcat's ass than listen to another one of Hillary's speeches" I'd have to agree with him. Good Riddance, #ShitpileClinton , you will not be missed.

Longtime lurker, first time poster.

Posted by: Markholio at November 10, 2016 11:28 PM (GIRKt)

425 Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2016 11:28 PM (u8kLQ)

426 Seriously, the Special Relationship needs to be reaffirmed. In a bigly, YUGE, luxurious way.

Prime Minister of UK was one of the first invites he sent out to the White House. Queen is getting up there too old for a trip but he should go there first opportunity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 11:28 PM (39g3+)

427 403 Trump will replace all the busts in the WH with those of himself.

Speaking of busts, I hope Trump picks up the phone and asks England to send back the bust of Winston Churchill that Obama rudely got rid of.

Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2016 11:28 PM (JSovD)

428 391
Sure there are. People do not change. These guys style themselves after the socialists who brought Lenin to power. Or Hitler for that matter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:21 PM (92kX2)

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I don't just mean those who think they are but those willing to go far enough to start planting bombs.

With them convinced that Trump is Hitler, it should be easy for these hypothetical insane people to completely justify killing those who support him.

Bill Ayers is still teaching...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 10, 2016 11:28 PM (Jj43a)

429 We either destroy ourselves in the Crisis, or we emerge triumphant, reborn and renewed.
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Do they have examples of 80 year crises that went, er, badly?

Posted by: Methos at November 10, 2016 11:28 PM (3Liv/)

430 Kalneva, may he rest in peace. There are never enough men like him in this world and each one that passes is a significant loss.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 10, 2016 11:29 PM (hVdx9)

431 222 The Edmund Fitzgerald sank 41 years ago (11/10/1075).
Posted by: zmdavid


I can still remember that day because the wind was blowing so hard that the paneling on the wall and the windows were shaking.

Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 10, 2016 11:29 PM (+lVUW)

432 421
I looked on the CNN popular vote totals. It says the vote is 69% counted, but each county is 100% in. Where are the extra 31%?


Posted by: zmdavid at November 10, 2016 11:27 PM (xqRaG)

They probably started crying and hadn't bothered to update anything. I went to the Sec of State website for Michigan and it says the 100% have reported, with Trump winning MI by about 12,000 votes out of about 5M total cast - YIKES.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 10, 2016 11:29 PM (8iiMU)

433 Shitloads of mirrors -- installed all over the White House.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
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The mother-in-law suite.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2016 11:29 PM (ZIFyZ)

434 Longtime lurker, first time poster.
Posted by: Markholio at November 10, 2016 11:28 PM (GIRKt)

Welcome aboard!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2016 11:30 PM (voOPb)

435 a couple of nights ago a peer of trump's was on tv (cavuto?), a nyc developer who's known him for like 40 years who said the one thing to know about donald is he hates to lose, that he is driven to win.

so now we see him gracious in victory as if the words he threw around meant nothing but a smear tactic towards a win or something. that's ok but it bugs me somewhat.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 10, 2016 11:30 PM (WTSFk)

436 I saw a great analysis of the election recently. He said he decided between the two by watching them. Not by listening to what anyone said about them, but just what they did and said. He listened to their words, their tone, watched their attitude.

Trump came across as warm and energetic and vital and powerful. Clinton came across as smug and sneering and arrogant and condescending.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 11:30 PM (39g3+)

437 God bless him. And thanks again, morons, for the prayers.

Posted by: kalneva at November 10, 2016 11:23 PM (vhW1R)

==================
kalneva, that was a beautiful tribute to your dad. I'm glad his suffering is over and he did it the way he wanted. Bless you all. Prayers for you and your family. He is with God now.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 10, 2016 11:30 PM (tHwdc)

438 I don't just mean those who think they are but those willing to go far enough to start planting bombs.

With them convinced that Trump is Hitler, it should be easy for these hypothetical insane people to completely justify killing those who support him.

Bill Ayers is still teaching...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 10, 2016 11:28 PM (Jj43a)

Yes and no. I am not sure they would actually be in for it when the dying part started on their side. We have an oddly belligerent, and yet completely averse to privation leftist class in this country.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:30 PM (92kX2)

439 BREAKING NEWS:

Anthony Weiner's dead, decaying body has been found just outside of DC, in a skid row alley, stuffed into a trashcan that had been filled to the brim with Quikrete.

The death has been ruled a suicide.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 10, 2016 11:31 PM (u8kLQ)

440 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2016 11:19 PM (voOPb)

I think you have mistaken his words for mine.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 10, 2016 11:31 PM (IDPbH)

441 giuliani says he means what he promised on the campaign trail. we'll see.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 10, 2016 11:31 PM (WTSFk)

442 Trump is going to heat the White House this winter with the oil of clubbed baby seals.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 11:31 PM (ysprU)

443 I just hope somebody shuts down Trump's twitter account and keeps him away from it. He's the prez now.



--



I disagree. Being able to talk directly to voters is what allows him to destroy the media.
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Plus it will be awesome when twitter tries to suspend POTUS

Posted by: Methos at November 10, 2016 11:31 PM (3Liv/)

444 Speaking of busts, I hope Trump picks up the phone
and asks England to send back the bust of Winston Churchill that Obama
rudely got rid of.

Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2016 11:28 PM (JSovD)

I wholeheartedly agree.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 10, 2016 11:31 PM (8iiMU)

445 114 I'm sure someone answered this already, but why is it that the protesters are all protesting in cities that voted for Hilary?

- The mayors in those cities allow/encourage it.

Posted by: zmdavid at November 10, 2016 11:32 PM (xqRaG)

446 Step One of Michael Moore's "take back America" plan is a new uprising, a new Movement. Funded heavily and organized. Like there isn't already just such a thing in place, but that's his scheme. With him in charge, probably.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 11:32 PM (39g3+)

447 What was the total count difference in Va?
--------------------------------
Rounded to nearest 1000:

Bitch 1,962,000 (49.61%)
Trump 1,763,000 (44.56%)

Johnson 118,000
Stein 28,000
McMuffin 54,000

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 10, 2016 11:32 PM (Nox3c)

448 Clinton came across as smug and sneering and arrogant and condescending.

You say it like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at November 10, 2016 11:32 PM (ysprU)

449 ... i must say, i am optimistic for the first time in a while that the leftist envelopment of government can be rolled back, depoliticized, deregulated. we'll see.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 10, 2016 11:33 PM (WTSFk)

450 Hi,

Just listening to a Frank Gaffney podcast w/ Rowan Scarborough.

www centerforsecuritypolicy org/2016/11/09/what -president-trump -means-for-national -security/

(remove the spaces)

Says there's no possible way Trump will stop gays in the military.

It's 50-50 whether he will stop transgenders.

And possibly keep women out of special forces units.

Posted by: Terrible, America, Terrible at November 10, 2016 11:33 PM (GyTPW)

451 The White House press room, after the inauguration, should be equipped with woobies and teddy bears for the reporters.

I would definitely literally do this.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 10, 2016 11:33 PM (wB8Tg)

452 449: Sorry, I tried. {living in the People Republic of Fairfax County}

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 10, 2016 11:34 PM (J6uVH)

453 421
I looked on the CNN popular vote totals. It says the vote is 69% counted, but each county is 100% in. Where are the extra 31%?


Posted by: zmdavid at November 10, 2016 11:27 PM (xqRaG)
I meant for the state of California only.

Posted by: zmdavid at November 10, 2016 11:34 PM (xqRaG)

454 Great idea of having Trump dressed as the Monopoly Man.

He should ride in Boss Hogg's car.

Just because.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2016 11:34 PM (89T5c)

455 "Someone truly significant passes away, I do not expect him to make it all about him."

Did you ever, in your life, think you'd be talking about Trump as humbler than anyone else?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 10, 2016 11:34 PM (fVubI)

456 i must say, i am optimistic for the first time in a while that the leftist envelopment of government can be rolled back, depoliticized, deregulated. we'll see.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
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It will depend on the willingness of the GOP Congress critters to buck the media.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2016 11:34 PM (ZIFyZ)

457 Plus it will be awesome when twitter tries to suspend POTUS
Posted by: Methos at November 10, 2016 11:31 PM (3Liv/)

That would be pretty classic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:34 PM (92kX2)

458 I'm just thankful we have a happy warrior!

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2016 11:34 PM (So9FI)

459 440

Yes and no. I am not sure they would actually be in for it when the dying part started on their side. We have an oddly belligerent, and yet completely averse to privation leftist class in this country.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:30 PM (92kX2)

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I think it's largely fair to say that my generation is largely risk averse and unwilling to do much away from a computer screen for their most beloved causes...but hose in the 60s were only willing to do a little bit more (march).

But generalities do not apply to everyone. Just like most teens and young adults in the 60s believed real hard and not much else there were those who were willing to go underground, create terrorist cells, and bomb their fellow Americans. All it would take would be a few dozen Millenials with a few hundred thousand dollars and they could probably pull off much worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 10, 2016 11:35 PM (Jj43a)

460 Says there's no possible way Trump will stop gays in the military.

It's 50-50 whether he will stop transgenders.

And possibly keep women out of special forces units.

Posted by: Terrible, America, Terrible at November 10, 2016 11:33 PM (GyTPW)

Just completely do away with the relaxed standards. I should think that will take care of a lot of it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:36 PM (92kX2)

461 The White House press room, after the inauguration, should be equipped with woobies and teddy bears for the reporters.
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Sippy cups and pacifiers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2016 11:36 PM (ZIFyZ)

462 Methos, I expect us to rise from the ashes like the Phoenix reborn. While I did not expect it, I'm glad we are where we're at.

Posted by: Markholio at November 10, 2016 11:36 PM (GIRKt)

463 Plus it will be awesome when twitter tries to suspend POTUS

I just hope Ace doesn't ban him. "Quit pretending you're the President!"

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 11:37 PM (ysprU)

464 Prayers and sympathies, kelneva.

It sounds as though your dad had a good life and a peaceful end, which is what we all hope for.

Posted by: Gem at November 10, 2016 11:37 PM (uaHyk)

465 I'm just hoping Trump doesn't turn out to be a Arnold Schwarzenegger or a Jesse Ventura.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 10, 2016 11:37 PM (IDPbH)

466 453 The White House press room, after the inauguration, should be equipped with woobies and teddy bears for the reporters.

Woobies? Are those blankets or binkies? Because if they are blanked I would add a bink for every reporter.

Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2016 11:37 PM (JSovD)

467 ROE's need changed ASAP!

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2016 11:37 PM (So9FI)

468 From tread,Reason's Robby Soave:
"and then told the people in the poorly-educated-white-male identity group"

College educated men for Trump: 51%
Women for Trump: 51%
Hispanic vote for Trump: 25%
Black vote for Trump: as good or better than Romney

That's what the radio said. I think it was titled, Lies the Media told during the campaign.

Posted by: gNewt at November 10, 2016 11:37 PM (zoyKY)

469 Is Schadenboner gender specific? I'm a girl. If not gender specific, I have had a Schadenboner seriously since 2:00 a.m. Central time Wednesday morning.

Posted by: mullingthingsover at November 10, 2016 11:37 PM (6jt6G)

470 Did you ever, in your life, think you'd be talking about Trump as humbler than anyone else?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 10, 2016 11:34 PM (fVubI)

Than Obama? That is not even a contest. Never was a man so sure of his own greatness with so little evidence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:37 PM (92kX2)

471
Over at Slate --

"The Post-Trump Thanksgiving: How to share a table with relatives whose views you abhor"

I guess getting harangued about the wonders of ObamaCare is off the menu...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 10, 2016 11:37 PM (BK3ZS)

472 Just completely do away with the relaxed standards. I should think that will take care of a lot of it.
Posted by: Aetius
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ONE standard. The one that has been in place for decades.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2016 11:37 PM (ZIFyZ)

473 The transgender thing in the military, I think he'll probably put a nail in that one, and I'd like to believe he'll dial back some of the nonsense that's been heaped on our soldiers, although he's not a real military type. He may just delegate that to someone he trusts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 11:38 PM (39g3+)

474 Posted by: kalneva at November 10, 2016 11:23 PM (vhW1R)

He lives on in you, the amazing daughter he raised, and his memory will be a blessing.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor #FreeCthulhu at November 10, 2016 11:38 PM (uIOzE)

475

Stuffed Harambe for Lawn Jockey...

Posted by: In Vino Veritas at November 10, 2016 11:38 PM (v9gSJ)

476 I want President Trump to start his first press conference saying, "Thank you for not giving me a standing ovation as I entered the press room, as you did for Obama's first press conference. You're supposed to be news reporters, not groupies."

Posted by: davidt at November 10, 2016 11:38 PM (XoldI)

477 Donald Trump is commissioning a statue of himself that will have the Washington Monument rising from between his legs while he is giving a wink and big thumbs up!

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 10, 2016 11:38 PM (43IfB)

478 {{{Kelneva}}} and many prayers.

Posted by: Infidel at November 10, 2016 11:39 PM (So9FI)

479 It will depend on the willingness of the GOP Congress critters to buck the media.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2016 11:34 PM (ZIFyZ)

And that there is the problem.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2016 11:39 PM (voOPb)

480 Is Schadenboner gender specific? I'm a girl. If not gender specific, I have had a Schadenboner seriously since 2:00 a.m. Central time Wednesday morning.

We'll need pictures to be sure.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 11:39 PM (ysprU)

481 470

470 From tread,Reason's Robby Soave:
"and then told the people in the poorly-educated-white-male identity group"

College educated men for Trump: 51%
Women for Trump: 51%
Hispanic vote for Trump: 25%
Black vote for Trump: as good or better than Romney

That's what the radio said. I think it was titled, Lies the Media told during the campaign.

Posted by: gNewt at November 10, 2016 11:37 PM (zoyKY)

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Maybe the denegtation had an effect on other groups. I've got a post grad degree, but because I'm on the right the Left heavily implied that I'm a moron because of my preferred policy prescriptions.

That made me want to listen to the Left less and punish them more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 10, 2016 11:39 PM (Jj43a)

482 i am optimistic for the first time in a while that the leftist envelopment of government can be rolled back, depoliticized, deregulated. we'll see.

Don't get carried away. I would expect nothing to be rolled back, but at least the advance will be slowed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 11:40 PM (39g3+)

483 Yes, during that reception, we'd have some YUGE ceremony, where the Queen was present when the Churchill bust was re-put on some place of honor in the Oval.

Don't know if protocol would allow the Queen herself to do something like that, but if she could, she'd would, if she wanted to.

If Her Majesty the Queen is not not up for the trip, get one of the others. I'd prefer William and Kate, but if it had to be Chuckles, it would be him, for what he represents (and he'd better live up to it).

Anyway, Her Majesty or the royal representative thereof, and the PM, would get the royal treatment.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 11:40 PM (DW+jj)

484
An ex-coworker of mine just told me one of her current co-workers has been telling everyone in her office that Trump will shut down all the national parks and sell them.

We should hold a "stupidest Trump rumor" contest or something

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 10:41 PM (39g3+)

We'd like a piece of that action.

Posted by: The Chinese at November 10, 2016 11:40 PM (APrym)

485 "Donald Trump is commissioning a statue of himself that will have the Washington Monument rising from between his legs while he is giving a wink and big thumbs up!"

Bwahahaha

If only.

Posted by: Tuna at November 10, 2016 11:40 PM (JSovD)

486 475 The transgender thing in the military, I think he'll probably put a nail in that one, and I'd like to believe he'll dial back some of the nonsense that's been heaped on our soldiers, although he's not a real military type. He may just delegate that to someone he trusts.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 11:38 PM (39g3+)

I'd like to see him sever the Air Forces's ties to Mickey Weinstein's Freedom From Religion fascists

Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2016 11:40 PM (7qAYi)

487 re: Fail videos

I can't help myself. The whole time I'm watching, I just want to tell the people to be careful because they are going to hurt themselves.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 10, 2016 11:41 PM (R+30W)

488 I hope they ne of his first visitors is Bibi, busting in the front door for a change.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 10, 2016 11:41 PM (xInes)

489 But generalities do not apply to everyone. Just like most teens and young adults in the 60s believed real hard and not much else there were those who were willing to go underground, create terrorist cells, and bomb their fellow Americans. All it would take would be a few dozen Millenials with a few hundred thousand dollars and they could probably pull off much worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 10, 2016 11:35 PM (Jj43a)

A fair point. Humans by and large, will put up with pretty much anything if they think the goal is worthy enough- and the left and media has been doing their damnedest for the last 50 years to do that.

But you are right, I am sure there are little Eichmans and Reinherdts in that crowd. There are in any group of people large enough, you just have to have conditions that let them indulge themselves.

The study of history is the study of people. You learn that there truly were men of staggering greatness and goodness. At the same time, there are figures of towering evil- in about the same proportion at the two extremes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:41 PM (92kX2)

490 It will depend on the willingness of the GOP Congress critters to buck the media.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 10, 2016 11:34 PM (ZIFyZ) _***


I look forward to him shaming them till they get in line and support him.

Posted by: gNewt at November 10, 2016 11:42 PM (zoyKY)

491 Is Schadenboner gender specific? I'm a girl.

In your case it is called "Schadenpokies"

I want President Trump to start his first press conference saying, "Thank you for not giving me a standing ovation as I entered the press room, as you did for Obama's first press conference. You're supposed to be news reporters, not groupies."

I want that exact thing to happen. There was nothing more disgusting and unprofessional on earth than that moment, up to then. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 11:42 PM (39g3+)

492 http://tinyurl.com/zdnvray

Hah...#Always Trump


that is perfect. Man I wish that Trump guy was President.

Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 11:42 PM (qUNWi)

493 Ok, I have to know: was Mary Cloggenstein ever actually a real commenter who posted the stupidest shit on here, or is she really just a sock puppet troll invention?

--------------

I've always assumed she was a sock, but whoever does her has changed a few times, or many people try. The original sock from 2011 (or earlier?) was really good at it. I used to laugh at all of them.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 10, 2016 11:42 PM (wfDW1)

494 477

Stuffed Harambe for Lawn Jockey...
Posted by: In Vino Veritas at November 10, 2016 11:38 PM (v9gSJ)

Put Harambe's face on the 5 dollar bill. RIP Ape-raham Lincoln.

Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2016 11:43 PM (7qAYi)

495 Carters Dept of Education. A giant sucking sound. Gone. Please.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 10, 2016 11:43 PM (APrym)

496 Trump is going to fire everyone on the Supreme Court!

/sad to admit, this one is something I heard from someone who appears intelligent.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 10, 2016 11:43 PM (hqqM5)

497 I hope they ne of his first visitors is Bibi, busting in the front door for a change.

Another of his first three invites, the third being the PM of Mexico.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 11:43 PM (39g3+)

498 I hope Trump (or his assigns) sue the New York Times into bankruptcy for publishing his tax information without his permission.
Finish those asshole off.
I mean, let's face it, the NYT knowingly admitted that they were going to go astray of the law, and then, they did it.
Make them pay.
Bankrupt them.
Tomorrow, if not sooner.

Posted by: navybrat at November 10, 2016 11:44 PM (w7KSn)

499 Joe Cocker was a man of lyric conviction.
No affectations from him. Wow. Yep, god rest his soul. How great.

Posted by: micky at November 10, 2016 11:44 PM (o5vMc)

500 Jimmy Fallon joke I happened to hear as I walked in to change the channel off the local news channel. So, Michelle is showing Melania around the White House. She takes her in the Lincoln Bedroom, and Melania says, "Vhat a byooootifull closet!"

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 11:45 PM (DW+jj)

501 497 Carters Dept of Education. A giant sucking sound. Gone. Please.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 10, 2016 11:43 PM (APrym)

==========

I said it in an earlier thread, but if Trump were to do that on top of repealing ACA and Dodd Frank, I'd rank him right near Coolidge in my favorite presidents list.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 10, 2016 11:45 PM (Jj43a)

502 Noticed the lack of trolls the last 48 hours or so. Or at least greatly diminished.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:45 PM (92kX2)

503 Twitter - 21st century fireside chatting.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2016 11:45 PM (IqV8l)

504 Which Nobel Prize will Trump win next year?

I mean, it is a tradition, no?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 10, 2016 11:45 PM (wfDW1)

505 Trump should put on the fez and come ripping into the inauguration in a line of Shriner go-karts doing sweet tricks.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 10, 2016 11:46 PM (43IfB)

506 TRUMP WILL THROW US ALL IN THE CAMPS!!!
HIDE ME! HIDE ME!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at November 10, 2016 11:46 PM (qJhUV)

507 Fuck all the NeverTrumpers trying to slither their way back into the Republican Party or the conservative movement whatever you want to call it. You were found wanting when the choice needed to be made. You are forever lost to me.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 10, 2016 11:46 PM (vYaiw)

508 http://tinyurl.com/zdnvray

Hah...#Always Trump


Holy shit, that is funny. And pretty impressive, too, to think on your feet like that.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 11:46 PM (ysprU)

509 The first rule of the Mary Cloggenstein sock is you do not talk about the Mary Cloggenstein sock being a sock.

The second rule of the Mary Cloggenstein sock is you do not talk about the Mary Cloggenstein sock being a sock.

Posted by: Tyler Cloggenstein at November 10, 2016 11:46 PM (XoldI)

510 504 Which Nobel Prize will Trump win next year?

I mean, it is a tradition, no?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 10, 2016 11:45 PM (wfDW1)

Medicine - for giving half the population schadenboners lasting more than 24 hours.

Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2016 11:46 PM (7qAYi)

511 506 TRUMP WILL THROW US ALL IN THE CAMPS!!!
HIDE ME! HIDE ME!!!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at November 10, 2016 11:46 PM (qJhUV)

==========

We'll take you in. Our camps are better anyway.

Posted by: North Korea at November 10, 2016 11:47 PM (Jj43a)

512 High, guys.

Happy Friday Eve! Are we all still drunk and/or high from Tuesday? I'm not saying that I am, but a friend of mine is fucking hurting pretty bad. And I he wasn't even a yuuuge trump fanboi. But damn those salty salty tears are an excellent garnish for my his scotch.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at November 10, 2016 11:47 PM (9LDED)

513 Downfall video? Must involve overturned, burning car with a trunk full of ballots for Philadelphia.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 10, 2016 11:47 PM (FtrY1)

514 Twitter - 21st century fireside chatting.

I just wish he used it that way more so than "LOL stupidzor #DUmmyhead! Sad!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 10, 2016 11:48 PM (39g3+)

515 Noticed the lack of trolls the last 48 hours or so. Or at least greatly diminished.
**************

I'm hoping more than a few choked to death on their own tears.

I have no love for people who seem to have this sadistic pathological need to demoralize and play sick psychological games with those who just wanted to see their country dodge a bullet and survive for a little while longer.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 11:48 PM (G8TO0)

516 "...people to be careful because they are going to hurt themselves."

Being stupid should hurt.
How else do we learn?

Posted by: navybrat at November 10, 2016 11:48 PM (w7KSn)

517 507 Fuck all the NeverTrumpers trying to slither their way back into the Republican Party or the conservative movement whatever you want to call it. You were found wanting when the choice needed to be made. You are forever lost to me.
Posted by: cm9000 at November 10, 2016 11:46 PM (vYaiw)

I say give em a chance. I can understand how someone might look aghast at Trump at first, but if they are willing to give him a chance, let them have a seat at the table. If not, screw em.

Either way, don't forget.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:48 PM (92kX2)

518 505 Trump should put on the fez and come ripping into the inauguration in a line of Shriner go-karts doing sweet tricks.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 10, 2016 11:46 PM (43IfB)

Parachute in from Trump Force One to the strains of Ride of the Valkyries.

Posted by: josephistan at November 10, 2016 11:49 PM (7qAYi)

519 He should invite that lunatic from the Phillipines that called TFG a son of a whore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2016 11:49 PM (89T5c)

520 Bill Kristol, I would like to introduce to Big Mac then maybe Jumbo Jack.

Posted by: gNewt at November 10, 2016 11:49 PM (zoyKY)

521 506 TRUMP WILL THROW US ALL IN THE CAMPS!!!
HIDE ME! HIDE ME!!!
Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at November 10, 2016 11:46 PM (qJhUV

Here, hide in this column form. I'll let you know when the cement truck rolls in

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2016 11:49 PM (voOPb)

522 'I said it in an earlier thread, but if Trump were to do that on top of repealing ACA and Dodd Frank, I'd rank him right near Coolidge in my favorite presidents list.'


And after lunch he could abolish the Ad Council.

Posted by: freakrd at November 10, 2016 11:49 PM (BO/km)

523 BTW, has anyone noticed that less than 48 hours after the election, both Canada and Mexico have said they'll renegotiate NAFTA?

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 10, 2016 11:49 PM (hqqM5)

524 Someone asked earlier today why gamers couldn't just ignore the SJWs. I just ran into one reason -- the SJWs won't let them.

Linked in my name is an article at "Rock Paper Shotgun" that *almost* slanders a game developer for what he's said in other forums is just a first cut of an "attraction" system for the "pawns" in his game. He's done some research, so there's some sociology behind his choices, but he's also admitted there are bugs and it can be improved.

The developer refused to go on the record unless the quotes were unedited -- which the "journalist" refused, because clearly a website has limited time and space for an article, right? But he *did* tell her a few things -- like "it's never been intended as any kind of accurate or even reasonable simulation of the real thing".

Yet the article went up anyway, calling the results of the code "sexist" and saying it's "hard to view it as unintentional".

The developer (accurately) calls it an "anger-farming" article. He's got a good response which RPS, to their credit, has made prominent in the comments on the article.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 10, 2016 11:49 PM (fVubI)

525 Trump said he'd reintroduce Prima Nocta...but only doing butt stuff!

Posted by: Scared SJW protestor at November 10, 2016 11:50 PM (43IfB)

526
I have no love for people who seem to have this sadistic pathological need to demoralize and play sick psychological games with those who just wanted to see their country dodge a bullet and survive for a little while longer.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 11:48 PM (G8TO0)

Or the checks stopped coming suddenly Wednesday morning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:50 PM (92kX2)

527 I say give em a chance.


Nope. Not interested.

Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 11:50 PM (qUNWi)

528 Yes, that's it. We'll have a "Safe Space" in the WH press room. It will be a little corner off to the side of the podium with a stool. When someone needs it, they can go there, and will put on a little pointed hat that says "Special Snowflake".

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 11:50 PM (DW+jj)

529 sup everyone

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 10, 2016 11:50 PM (R5HRU)

530 I thought Mary Cloggenstein came from some actual Vermont town hall incident or letter to the editor a lew years ago. Whoever ran with that riff originally had a great time.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 11:50 PM (ysprU)

531 The best trolls were in election thread 1, telling us that Trump was losing Florida just as the panhandle votes started coming in.

Talk about pointless, the polls are closed. In what way can you help Clinton by doing that?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 10, 2016 11:50 PM (wfDW1)

532
Sure there are. People do not change. These guys
style themselves after the socialists who brought Lenin to power. Or
Hitler for that matter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:21 PM (92kX2)







Remember, Lenin was an obscure, failed revolutionary windbag until the Kaiser's minions sent the bastard through Scandinavia to go rabble-rouse in Russia in order to undermine the already shaky Czarist government during WWI.

Worked pretty well at knocking Russia out of the war, but talk about Unintended Consequences......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2016 11:51 PM (LuZz8)

533 465 I'm just hoping Trump doesn't turn out to be a Arnold Schwarzenegger or a Jesse Ventura.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth



I'm pretty sure Trump hasn't popped steiroids like M&Ms in his younger years.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 10, 2016 11:51 PM (J6uVH)

534 I'm so old I remember when Big Bird was owned by PBS and the left tore at Mitt Romney for suggesting to sell iff the property.

Now we can watch Sesame Street and cable bewbs on the same channel.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 10, 2016 11:51 PM (Jj43a)

535 499 I hope Trump (or his assigns) sue the New York Times into bankruptcy for publishing his tax information without his permission.
Finish those asshole off.
I mean, let's face it, the NYT knowingly admitted that they were going to go astray of the law, and then, they did it.
Make them pay.
Bankrupt them.
Tomorrow, if not sooner.

Posted by: navybrat at November 10, 2016 11:44 PM (w7KSn)

++++

Unless it is shown that the Times itself participated in crimes or induced others to break the law, they are in the clear. If Trump can find out who illegally disclosed his tax info to the Times, he can go after that person.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 10, 2016 11:52 PM (R+30W)

536 Trump should ride into the inauguration in a post-apocalyptic motorcade dressed as Lord Humungus.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 10, 2016 11:52 PM (43IfB)

537 Not looking good for Trump. CNN reporting Hilary up by 17% in Florida.

Posted by: Will Bynn at November 10, 2016 11:52 PM (7qAYi)

538 Trump's Presidency will be as large as a tangerine.

Posted by: Alfred at November 10, 2016 11:52 PM (XoldI)

539 I nominate Ben Stein for Press Secretary

Posted by: Chuck C at November 10, 2016 11:53 PM (h99GH)

540 The Mary C sock used to reference her friends at the Brattleboro Women's Club. For some reason, I always found that part hilarious. It sounded so mundane and middle America, then she would riff on the most insane concept.

Cracked me up.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 10, 2016 11:53 PM (wfDW1)

541 I say give em a chance.

They had many.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 11:53 PM (ysprU)

542 Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 10, 2016 11:49 PM (fVubI)

You see it everywhere. I saw one on a forum the other day about someone wanting to have "a character that is like them" which they said was not male or female.

On the plus side, in a game I was playing a guy was having issues and another guy asked him if he needed help, and the guy said "What you want me to whine about it like a Hillary supporter after election night?" I asked him if he was going to post a video. Everyone laughed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:53 PM (92kX2)

543 I nominate Ben Stein for Press Secretary



Hey. Not bad.

Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 11:54 PM (qUNWi)

544
I say give em a chance.

Nope. Not interested.


https://youtu.be/Pn0WdJx-Wkw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2016 11:54 PM (IqV8l)

545 I'm just hoping Trump doesn't turn out to be a Arnold Schwarzenegger or a Jesse Ventura.
***************************

Arnie was actually pretty good initially, until his decent reforms were defeated at the ballot by a small margin, and then instead of trying again with a more effective campaign he went full retard.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 11:55 PM (G8TO0)

546 Has Bill Wynn made an appearance after his coincidentally timed arrival the day before the election?

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 10, 2016 11:55 PM (43IfB)

547
I nominate Ben Stein for Press Secretary

He's an advocate of higher taxes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2016 11:56 PM (IqV8l)

548 Many
years ago, when I was living in NC, I met a man named Omar. Omar was
from Afghanistan, had grown up there, and had lived there when the
Taliban took over.
I asked him how in the hell such an
uneducated, ridiculous band of angry fundamentalist idiots could so
utterly take over a country that was functioning, educated, and modern.

He said it shocked everyone there, it was so utterly unthinkable.
"Imagine if the most backwoods, illiterate segment of the US suddenly
rose up and just took over. What would you *do*? You'd laugh it off. We did. And then we couldn't."
Sorry, Omar, I understand it now.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at November 10, 2016 10:12 PM (Gim9y)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S CALLING UNEDUCATED WHITE BOYS THE TALIBAN.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at November 10, 2016 11:56 PM (6jt6G)

549 Re female schadenboners: call them girlie hard-ons. Their little button, the clitoris, does get erect so to speak, but the main analog is the urethral sponge.

Women get hard-ons on the inside, not outside, which makes sense. It's erectile tissue, very similar to that in Mr. Happy. It's function is to primarily compress the urethra and sort of straighten out the vagina. Mrs. Happy is getting ready to receive Mr. Happy.

And that is where the famous G-spot is located. Also, the Skene's gland, the analog of the prostrate in myns. In fact, it's the same tissue. At the sex differentiation phase of fetal development, it becomes either a prostate or the Skene's glands.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 11:56 PM (DW+jj)

550 Ben Stein is a Never Trumper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2016 11:56 PM (89T5c)

551 Has Bill Wynn made an appearance after his coincidentally timed arrival the day before the election?

Still undergoing emotional counseling.

Posted by: t-bird at November 10, 2016 11:56 PM (9Q5BJ)

552 Oh. Happy Birthday to the finest fighting force to ever walk upon this planet or any other. In every clime and place for 241 years. Semper Fidelis, killers.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at November 10, 2016 11:57 PM (9LDED)

553 Obama's legacy becomes...what. Gay Marriage, i think. and Iranian nukes.

Posted by: Bigby's Ouija Board at November 10, 2016 11:09 PM (U0lQa)


More criminal and treasonous acts in the White House than all of the previous Presidents, combined ... cubed. And the gist of the legacy is that he was allowed to get away with everything.

Also, Benedict Roberts' insane BarkyCare decision will stand. BarkyCare will be killed quickly under Trump (it better be) but that decision and the new definition of "tax" (that the feral government can institute a penalty that is deemed a tax by the SCOTUS not only for anything it wants but even for the refusal to do whatever the feral government so decides will remain and will make more ugly appearances in the future, you can be sure.

Barky will leave a legacy of anti-Americanism and criminality that will endure for centuries, as a cautionary tale to sane societies about how self-destructive and imbecilic and insane a wealthy, successful, smart society can get in the blink of an eye.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2016 11:57 PM (zc3Db)

554 Yeah, Bill Wynn has made a few comments since. Mostly stuff admiring how Trump is going to cross the aisle and reach out the NeverTrump folks.

I guess that is the new tactic.

Going to work about as well as the last one.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 10, 2016 11:57 PM (wfDW1)

555 In the next 30 days we will see who Trump appoints as cabinet members. If he has conservatives filling most of them I would feel better about his odds at success.

I think the congress will let him have some of his big spending plans if he signs some of their laws which had been sent to the senate and/or TFG

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2016 11:57 PM (voOPb)

556 I say give em a chance. I can understand how someone
might look aghast at Trump at first, but if they are willing to give
him a chance, let them have a seat at the table. If not, screw em.



Either way, don't forget.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 10, 2016 11:48 PM (92kX2)


I am moved by your magnanimity. Not really, I still say fuck them, they would still have rather seen Hillary win even given all her crimes. Never Forget Never Forgive.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 10, 2016 11:57 PM (vYaiw)

557 Interview with Trump voter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j-TWKFuIq0#t=229.661

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 10, 2016 11:57 PM (SRKgf)

558 547
I nominate Ben Stein for Press Secretary

He's an advocate of higher taxes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2016 11:56 PM (IqV8l)

============

Since when do press secretaries have any say in policy formation?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 10, 2016 11:57 PM (Jj43a)

559 Ben Stein is a Never Trumper.


Oh well. N/M

Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 11:58 PM (qUNWi)

560 Has Bill Wynn made an appearance after his coincidentally timed arrival the day before the election?
****************

I swear some of these fuckweenie shitbots came from Tepid Air. Same vapid, linguistic trolling asshattery that you usually find on there.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 10, 2016 11:58 PM (G8TO0)

561 Has Bill Wynn made an appearance after his coincidentally timed arrival the day before the election?
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 10, 2016 11:55 PM (43IfB)

=======

He actually has been here. He has advice for Trump on how he needs to govern.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 10, 2016 11:58 PM (UD28m)

562 Lady Gaga is putting together a petition to end the Electoral College.

/of course she is...

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 10, 2016 11:59 PM (hqqM5)

563 To all fellow vets:

Happy Veterans Day!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2016 11:59 PM (89T5c)

564 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 11:56 PM (DW+jj)

You been hanging out with Bandersnatch?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 10, 2016 11:59 PM (voOPb)

565 Re female schadenboners: call them girlie hard-ons. Their little button, the clitoris, does get erect so to speak, but the main analog is the urethral sponge.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 10, 2016 11:56 PM (DW+jj)


publius, normally I love your comments but that's just nasty. I see no humor in the whole modern fad of ascribing hard-ons to women. I find it singularly repulsive, frankly.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 10, 2016 11:59 PM (zc3Db)

566 In the next 30 days we will see who Trump appoints as cabinet members. If he has conservatives filling most of them...

Wouldn't mind seeing a few people Not Of The Class.

Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 12:00 AM (9Q5BJ)

567 And that is where the famous G-spot is located. Also, the Skene's gland, the analog of the prostrate in myns. In fact, it's the same tissue. At the sex differentiation phase of fetal development, it becomes either a prostate or the Skene's glands.


Waay too much information.


For me to write down.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2016 12:00 AM (qUNWi)

568 GOPe will hang back and let Trump take flack from the media while they try to figure out how to weasel their own agendas.

Posted by: davidt at November 11, 2016 12:00 AM (XoldI)

569 562 Lady Gaga is putting together a petition to end the Electoral College.

/of course she is...

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 10, 2016 11:59 PM (hqqM5)

I can't wait to not watch her in the Super Bowl halftime show.

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2016 12:00 AM (7qAYi)

570 I take it by your tone, Bill's ideas have gone over like a fart in church.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 11, 2016 12:00 AM (43IfB)

571 Wouldn't mind seeing a few people Not Of The Class.
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 12:00 AM (9Q5BJ

It will be difficult to appoint Bush people to National Security since every god damn last one of them were NeverTrump. Besides, looking at the Bush foreign policy/war policies over 12 years between 2 of them. They don't have the best record.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2016 12:02 AM (voOPb)

572 Interesting, the number 27.

I don't teach officially, but I do for some young ones that aren't my own but I love them the same. We've been looking at add/subtract stuff and the magic of 11, 10, and 9. Patterns is math.

They'll all get it. I love those kids as my own, but I already said that.
No worries.

And as x is the assigned, just so happens it was 27 on the white board.
I missed something pertinent, but that's my x = ? number for the examples.

Funny.

Posted by: micky at November 11, 2016 12:02 AM (o5vMc)

573 Lady Gaga is putting together a petition to end the Electoral College.

Well, how else are we supposed to win? Put out a good candidate with sane ideas? Where are we going to find someone like that?

Posted by: Lady Gaga at November 11, 2016 12:02 AM (HwVbl)

574 424 I admit, these videos of SJW's crying into the intertubes pleases me greatly. I have a stage 3 Shadenboner right now, and it's not going away any time soon. Also, as a Michigan voter said in an interview recently, "I'd rather shove a wet noodle up a Bobcat's ass than listen to another one of Hillary's speeches" I'd have to agree with him. Good Riddance, #ShitpileClinton , you will not be missed.

Longtime lurker, first time poster.


Yeah, she really carpet bombed Michigan with tv ads the last 4 or 5 days before the election, and they were brutal. They said absolutely nothing about political issues or what she intended to do for the country and the economy. They consisted of audio and video bites of all of the naughty things Trump had said. These ads ran constantly for days.

Trumps ads didn't start until a couple of days before the election and they weren't nearly as frequent. I expected his ads to do the same thing, list all of Hillary's scandals. Instead, he ran ads of his daughter talking about what he was really like, about how he cares for ALL Americans, and how he wanted to improve the economy for everyone.

And he got Michigan. Which no one expected.
But as I recall, he made a lot of personal appearances here toward the end and he made late in the campaign decisions to come back. I suspect that they were getting some internal polling that Michigan might be takable, so they decided to have more appearances.

Posted by: nerdygirl#don't vote with your vagina at November 11, 2016 12:03 AM (+lVUW)

575 I am moved by your magnanimity. Not really, I still say fuck them, they would still have rather seen Hillary win even given all her crimes. Never Forget Never Forgive.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 10, 2016 11:57 PM (vYaiw)

I'll take the aid in getting done what needs to be done, even if they are dicks. People can make mistakes and even be wrong and still come back. They can say stupid shit, and I will give em a chance (ex. Mel Gibson.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 12:03 AM (92kX2)

576 GOPe will hang back and let Trump take flack from the media while they try to figure out how to weasel their own agendas.

Posted by: davidt at November 11, 2016 12:00 AM (XoldI)


If the House and Senate had any integrity they would elect new leadership in the incoming Congress.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 12:03 AM (zc3Db)

577 In the next 30 days we will see who Trump appoints as cabinet members. If he has conservatives filling most of them I would feel better about his odds at success.
*****************

John Bolton is on the shortlist for secretary of state.

Sheriff Clarke is being floated to run homeland security.

Sessions likely for secretary of defense, and Giuliani or possibly Christie as AG.

Ben Carson for health and human services or education.

There's a climate change "denier" that will be tagged to run the EPA.

Thats what I got so far from Lou Dobbs today.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 12:03 AM (G8TO0)

578 I can't wait to not watch her in the Super Bowl halftime show.
Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2016 12:00 AM (7qAYi

Her performance and Collin Kaepernicks community service should increase our television numbers.
Posted by: Roger Goodell

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2016 12:03 AM (voOPb)

579 Lady Gaga is putting together a petition to end the Electoral College.

/of course she is...

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 10, 2016 11:59 PM (hqqM5)

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Sure. Cuz those 50% that live in in the 300 most populated Counties should totally decide things for the other 50% that live in the other 2707 Counties.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 11, 2016 12:03 AM (UD28m)

580 I checked out HotGas a couple times today. AP seems depressed he was wrong, sort of happy Hillary lost, and reading the results of the election completely wrong, of course.

I used to like going there in the mornings because they would have things up before Ace gets going around noon. But just had no interest in any of it. Probably won't go back.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 11, 2016 12:04 AM (wfDW1)

581 523
BTW, has anyone noticed that less than 48 hours after the election, both Canada and Mexico have said they'll renegotiate NAFTA?


Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 10, 2016 11:49 PM (hqqM5)


Why, yes I did. Laughing all the way to the bank.

Posted by: Infidel at November 11, 2016 12:04 AM (So9FI)

582 507 Fuck all the NeverTrumpers trying to slither their way back into the Republican Party or the conservative movement whatever you want to call it. You were found wanting when the choice needed to be made. You are forever lost to me.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 10, 2016 11:46 PM (vYaiw)

++++

Politics is about building coalitions. If a #NeverTrumper want to come on board and give support, it makes no sense to tell them no. As long as what they are really doing is offering support. If they just want to destroy from within, then they should be shunned.

Trump is going to need Congress for most of what he wants to accomplish. That means working with people like Ryan and McConnell.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 12:04 AM (R+30W)

583 543 I nominate Ben Stein for Press Secretary



Hey. Not bad.
Posted by: eleven at November 10, 2016 11:54 PM (qUNWi)

Meeeediaaaah? Meeeeediaaaah?

Posted by: tcn in AK--not deplorable any more, baby! at November 11, 2016 12:04 AM (cm1Bl)

584 >>>>John Bolton is on the shortlist for secretary of state.

Bolton a good guy. But imho too much of an interventionist for Trump

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2016 12:04 AM (voOPb)

585 These protestors have as much chance of changing anything as I would if I blocked a freeway until Kate Upton would let me bone her.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 11, 2016 12:04 AM (43IfB)

586 It will be difficult to appoint Bush people to National Security

What I meant was, must everyone necessarily be from Washington?

Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 12:04 AM (kCDOM)

587 571 Wouldn't mind seeing a few people Not Of The Class.
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 12:00 AM (9Q5BJ

It will be difficult to appoint Bush people to National Security since every god damn last one of them were NeverTrump. Besides, looking at the Bush foreign policy/war policies over 12 years between 2 of them. They don't have the best record.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2016 12:02 AM (voOPb)

I think General Flynn has been mentioned as a possible Sec Def.

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2016 12:05 AM (7qAYi)

588 It will be difficult to appoint Bush people to National Security since every god damn last one of them were NeverTrump. Besides, looking at the Bush foreign policy/war policies over 12 years between 2 of them. They don't have the best record.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2016 12:02 AM (voOPb)

You may well be right. Aside from Cheney and Rumsfeld, I was never that impressed with the people Bush surrounded himself with- it did not speak well of him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 12:05 AM (92kX2)

589 562 Lady Gaga is putting together a petition to end the Electoral College.

/of course she is...

Posted by: shibumi



Some intrepid reported should ask her to describe what the Electoral College is.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 11, 2016 12:05 AM (J6uVH)

590 Come to think of it, GOPe has been rather quiet lately.

Posted by: davidt at November 11, 2016 12:06 AM (XoldI)

591 Oh, and Bolton. How could I forget the 'Stache?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 12:06 AM (92kX2)

592 589: reported = reporter

Stupid Samuel Adams Winter Lager.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 11, 2016 12:06 AM (J6uVH)

593 Allen West for Sec of Defense.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 11, 2016 12:07 AM (89T5c)

594 590 Come to think of it, GOPe has been rather quiet lately.
Posted by: davidt at November 11, 2016 12:06 AM (XoldI)

Hard to argue with success. They may be heeding the old adage not to spit into the wind for the moment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 12:07 AM (92kX2)

595 Sorry PoP. I take you see that as some mixing of the masculine vs feminine?

I don't at all. Them girlie parts, they intrigue me, and I find it just the opposite of nasty. But I can see where you're coming from, now that I consider it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 12:07 AM (DW+jj)

596 Hey, where is that bag of dicks? McTurtle needs one.

Posted by: Infidel at November 11, 2016 12:07 AM (So9FI)

597 Bolton a good guy. But imho too much of an interventionist for Trump
*****************

Gingrich was the other name on the shortlist, but Im not sure I trust the man who ass licked Pelosi on national TV.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 12:07 AM (G8TO0)

598 A little over 27 years ago, I had just joined MENSA to meet smart chicks. I went to my first MENSA event, an election-returns party in Northwest Washington, DC. The media were predicting a vote count dragging into the small hours, so I went late. At 9 PM, I walked into a room full of really sad liberals. The cognitive dissonance was at least ankle-deep in the room.

Reagan had won in a landslide. From the start, the vote wasn't going as predicted. The networks called it for Reagan 90 minutes after vote-counting started. Jimmy Carter cried when he heard. His campaign manager, Robert Strauss, conceded around 2 AM.

(Source:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/1980/nov/05/usa.alexbrummer
)

The Humphrey Democrats had become the Reagan Democrats.

My learned father (MA history, Federal archivist) was a lifelong conservative Democrat. He surprised himself by voting for Reagan. He didn't tell us until years later.

Last Tuesday, my brother went to watch returns with some liberal members of his church. He left aroud 9 PM and called me. "You know that MENSA thing you went to? Just like that."

Posted by: Whiggish Boffin at November 11, 2016 12:07 AM (007rK)

599 Trump is going to need Congress for most of what he wants to accomplish. That means working with people like Ryan and McConnell.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 12:04 AM (R+30W)

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They need him a whole lot more than he needs them.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 11, 2016 12:07 AM (UD28m)

600 The director of NASA might want to look into a new "mission".

Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 12:08 AM (eeTCA)

601 199 REAGAN IS HITLER!

BUSH IS HITLER!

MCCAIN IS HITLER!

ROMNEY IS HITLER!

TRUMP IS HITLER, THIS TIME FOR REAL WE SWEAR!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 10, 2016 10:44 PM (3hIZX)


Bush 41: Hey fellas. You wouldn't leave me out would you?

The Guardian: No, but according to our sooper-reliable sources, Prescot Bush helped fund HITLER! For real!

So it skips a generation, like baldness.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2016 12:08 AM (VdICR)

602 424 I admit, these videos of SJW's crying into the intertubes pleases me greatly. I have a stage 3 Shadenboner right now, and it's not going away any time soon. Also, as a Michigan voter said in an interview recently, "I'd rather shove a wet noodle up a Bobcat's ass than listen to another one of Hillary's speeches" I'd have to agree with him. Good Riddance, #ShitpileClinton , you will not be missed.

Longtime lurker, first time poster.
Posted by: Markholio at November 10, 2016 11:28 PM (GIRKt)

Welcome! As a former longtime lurker, just keep posting and enjoy the fun.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 11, 2016 12:08 AM (+AnUx)

603 Allen West for Sec of Defense.
*************************

Yep, time to dust off the Allen and bring him back to Washington.

Oh I also heard Sarah Palin will get an undersecretar role, maybe of the interior.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 12:08 AM (G8TO0)

604 Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 12:05 AM (92kX2)

Had a democrat other than Hillary had won on tuesday I would feel sorry for him/her or Trump about the Syria mess.

Obama and CLinton have fucked that up so bad I don't believe there is a proper answer or correction actions to take. I was serious on a previous ONT when I said let them kill each other and let God sort them out. You have 2 religious sects and several tribes who don't like one another. WTF do you do?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2016 12:08 AM (voOPb)

605 Politics is about building coalitions. If a #NeverTrumper want to come on board and give support, it makes no sense to tell them no. As long as what they are really doing is offering support. If they just want to destroy from within, then they should be shunned.

Trump is going to need Congress for most of what he wants to accomplish. That means working with people like Ryan and McConnell.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 12:04 AM (R+30W)



In the words of Ronaldus Magnus: "Trust, but verify."

And in my postscript: watch these fuckers like hawks, and cut their balls off if you get the slightest inkling that they're not 100% on board.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2016 12:09 AM (SRKgf)

606 How did Insomniac's interview go?

Posted by: Infidel at November 11, 2016 12:09 AM (So9FI)

607 Some intrepid reported should ask her to describe what the Electoral College is.

It's a college you have to go to before you become a president. Or an electrician.

Posted by: Lady Gaga at November 11, 2016 12:09 AM (qJhUV)

608 600 The director of NASA might want to look into a new "mission".
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 12:08 AM (eeTCA)

Cher just ain't gonna send herself to Jupiter, you know.

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2016 12:09 AM (7qAYi)

609 Note to NASA: Your mission is space and the technology thereof. You went to the fucking Moon once long ago back when you had the Right Stuff. You're a bunch of pussies now. You're fired. And will be replaced will more Right Stuff, if we can find it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 12:11 AM (DW+jj)

610 Fuck Syria.

Get out.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2016 12:11 AM (qUNWi)

611 588 How dare you rag on Bush appointees! If I wasn't appointed, you would've seen the boobies on those statues in the Justice Department!

Posted by: John Ashcroft at November 11, 2016 12:11 AM (43IfB)

612 Trump should absolutely make a clean break with any Bush people.
Not that that is likely, anyway.

Posted by: navybrat at November 11, 2016 12:11 AM (w7KSn)

613 Gingrich was the other name on the shortlist, but Im not sure I trust the man who ass licked Pelosi on national TV.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 12:07 AM

LOL, agreed.

Trumps problem is he has to surround himself with politicians when he is not one. The transition has to have some private sector people in high places

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2016 12:11 AM (voOPb)

614 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 12:07 AM (DW+jj)

I was really speaking more about girls saying "suck my dick" and stuff like that these days. It's really weird and I find it all very off-putting. I understand it ... penis envy and all ... but I find the whole thing beyond strange. Whenever I see anything like that it hits me like a fork scraping across teeth or fingernails on a blackboard.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 12:11 AM (zc3Db)

615 Lady Gaga is putting together a petition to end the Electoral College.
///

And next time her preferred candidate wins the EV but loses popular? Does she bring out another petition.

Posted by: Willy J. at November 11, 2016 12:11 AM (Ha50C)

616 MH - I suspect that Trump's solution to Syria might involve making a deal with Russia.

I know quite a bit about the situation, and we don't have very good military options if we aren't working with Putin.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 11, 2016 12:12 AM (wfDW1)

617 For those of you night owls, Arizona State/Utah is playing a really good game right now on FS1. Plus, the cheerleaders of both schools are purty.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 11, 2016 12:12 AM (J6uVH)

618 606 How did Insomniac's interview go?
Posted by: Infidel at November 11, 2016 12:09 AM (So9FI)

We found some hidden camera footage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y15AiEeKxg0

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2016 12:12 AM (7qAYi)

619 @582 I completely disagree.

The winning formula is 'fuck you, next question' -- in a nice way, of course.
McConnell is the very post turtle and yet they're all doing their best to tell us about the hill to die on.

I do so hope that Trump says -- you're fired to these limp wristed fucks when the time comes.

Austin has had more busses for some bullshit.

Could Soros be next for felony charges? We, at 'the view' really would like to know.

Lame.

Posted by: micky at November 11, 2016 12:12 AM (o5vMc)

620 608 600 The director of NASA might want to look into a new "mission".
Posted by: t-bird at November 11, 2016 12:08 AM (eeTCA)

Cher just ain't gonna send herself to Jupiter, you know.
Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2016 12:09 AM (7qAYi)

Some little rinky dink circus is looking for the flying cannonball flyer. Cher shoved down a 50MM cannon would be worth seeing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2016 12:13 AM (voOPb)

621 Whiggish Boffin at November 11, 2016 12:07 AM (007rK)

Every time it occurred to me that I could join MENSA, I got the feeling that it wouldn't be any fun. It was a solution in search of a problem.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2016 12:13 AM (VdICR)

622 Gingrich was the other name on the shortlist, but Im not sure I trust the man who ass licked Pelosi on national TV.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 12:07 AM (G8TO0)


That was awful, and Newt has done a couple of other ridiculous things, but in general I trust Newt's judgment. He's a very smart guy. He does know what conservativism is all about - as well as anyone - and 99.3% of the time he's right on the mark.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 12:13 AM (zc3Db)

623 Fun fact:

Trump won with half the campaign money Hillary did.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 12:14 AM (G8TO0)

624 Politics is about building coalitions. If a
#NeverTrumper want to come on board and give support, it makes no sense
to tell them no. As long as what they are really doing is offering
support. If they just want to destroy from within, then they should be
shunned.

Trump is going to need Congress for most of what he
wants to accomplish. That means working with people like Ryan and
McConnell.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 12:04 AM (R+30W)


This is exactly the kind of thinking that has led to the right always losing. Never taking a stand has led to so many gains for conservatism.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 11, 2016 12:15 AM (vYaiw)

625 622 Gingrich was the other name on the shortlist, but Im not sure I trust the man who ass licked Pelosi on national TV.


I think he would be an awesome chief of staff. Trump needs someone who knows D.C. and the house and senate and a storng willed SOB who isn't a yes man

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2016 12:15 AM (voOPb)

626 I was really speaking more about girls saying "suck my dick" and stuff like that these days. It's really weird and I find it all very off-putting. I understand it ... penis envy and all ... but I find the whole thing beyond strange. Whenever I see anything like that it hits me like a fork scraping across teeth or fingernails on a blackboard.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 12:11 AM (zc3Db)

Or it could just be we on this side of the aisle, still believe that ladies should behave, well like ladies and not guys standing around shooting basketball.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 12:15 AM (92kX2)

627 Every time it occurred to me that I could join MENSA, I got the feeling that it wouldn't be any fun. It was a solution in search of a problem.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2016 12:13 AM (VdICR)

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My parents shoved me into it in early High School. Once I got a look at the group of smug douchebags, never went back.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 11, 2016 12:15 AM (UD28m)

628 Lady Gaga wants electoral college to be free.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2016 12:16 AM (IqV8l)

629 I hear the fun and games are underway in Portland, Oregon. Too far to drive, dammit, because I'd love to get in on the head-breaking.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 11, 2016 12:16 AM (J14CD)

630 Oh. Happy Birthday to the finest fighting force to ever walk upon this planet or any other. In every clime and place for 241 years. Semper Fidelis, killers.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at November 10, 2016 11:57 PM
--------------

You squeaked that in by the AoSHQ clock.
*salutes*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 12:17 AM (k8DTS)

631 Hi ont, just gonna say this because I'm so fucking disgusted at how the obamas treated the trumps, how these paid protestors are assholes and how the media sucks balls, Trump won and elections have consequences and urggggggggggggg. Beyond pissed off right now! And another thing, you Hollywood mofos, who said you were leaving, get the fuck out!
I'm probably kicked off aos, but I don't care!!!!
I lost my job over this election, we won fair and square!!

Posted by: lousagirl at November 11, 2016 12:17 AM (9plvG)

632 Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2016 12:12 AM (7qAYi)

Fucken 'A. rofl.

Posted by: Infidel at November 11, 2016 12:17 AM (So9FI)

633 Lady Gaga wants electoral college to be free.


I can see that.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2016 12:17 AM (qUNWi)

634 That, sir, is complete bullshit
Trump is going to need Congress for most of what he

wants to accomplish. That means working with people like Ryan and

McConnell.

Uh, no
to the barrel I may be travelling

Posted by: micky at November 11, 2016 12:17 AM (o5vMc)

635 This is exactly the kind of thinking that has led to the right always losing. Never taking a stand has led to so many gains for conservatism.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 11, 2016 12:15 AM (vYaiw)

I do not think anyone is saying they should be allowed to dictate policy. But if they are willing to row in the right direction, why not?

Note, I am not talking about some of the truly abusive NeverTrumpers out there who went full asshat (Rick Wilson, Max Boot.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 12:18 AM (92kX2)

636 It is pretty funny that these dinks are rioting in deep blue cities.


My give a fuck is in the shop.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2016 12:19 AM (qUNWi)

637 623 I haven't seen the numbers, but wouldn't be surprised. I remember every month the news stories of the massive amounts of cash she was hauling in compared to Trump.

My thought was always...so? She's awful.

It would really keep the schaudenboner going if it turns out her campaign ended up being massively in debt after the election.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 11, 2016 12:19 AM (43IfB)

638 629 I hear the fun and games are underway in Portland, Oregon. Too far to drive, dammit, because I'd love to get in on the head-breaking.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 11, 2016 12:16 AM (J14CD)

One, two, three, four! We want a Freikorps!

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2016 12:19 AM (7qAYi)

639 Posted by: lousagirl at November 11, 2016 12:17 AM (9plvG

Hello, you're still an 'ette in good standing. What happened on the job issue?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2016 12:19 AM (voOPb)

640 I hope Trump puts in a Press Secretary whose default answer to the media hacks is FYNQ.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 11, 2016 12:20 AM (vYaiw)

641 escaped from Alcatraz for pixy may not send me -- er, down there

but, notably, bullshit -- work with dumbasses

No, and hell-no.

Posted by: micky at November 11, 2016 12:20 AM (o5vMc)

642 ... and if trump actually does roll back obama's "fundamental transformation" of the federal government into the one-party state, we may look back and say "we came thaaaaat close".

80's redux, baby!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 11, 2016 12:21 AM (WTSFk)

643 As for Ray Charles, all I can/would/could ever say is WOW!

Posted by: micky at November 11, 2016 12:21 AM (o5vMc)

644 I'm beat. Looking forward to my first paid day off in five years tomorrow. Goodnight, Horde.

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2016 12:21 AM (7qAYi)

645 This is exactly the kind of thinking that has led to the right always losing. Never taking a stand has led to so many gains for conservatism.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 11, 2016 12:15 AM (vYaiw)

++++

I agree you have to stand for what you believe in. I'm just saying that if a former adversary now starts offering support, you take it. Well, not you, some guy, like me, who is just commenting in a blog. I mean a politician. If Trump can get Ryan's support for something he wants to do, the right answer is, "Ok, let's do it." Not, "Fuck you, I remember when you were against me last time."

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 12:21 AM (R+30W)

646 So, I'm a guy with some Asperger's so I don't really do emotions...is it schadenboner for me if I took a look at that picture and an actual tear of joy went down my cheek?

What is it called when I load up redstate every couple hours hoping to get a thrill by seeing some new demented painful expression of defeat from their site?

Posted by: doug at November 11, 2016 12:21 AM (Y7fRE)

647 Ah, more anger from the ex-BF I mentioned above. An excerpt below the explanation.

He toots his horn about being so SMART and standing out and being teased. QQ. Join the club, asshole, and he then compares his 'hateful' family to being picked on when he was younger. I have met his family - his mom helped me out when I was trying to look for another job; a friend of hers was my height and had business clothes that were more appropriate for interviews, and she drove me there and her friend gave me clothes. I was just a girlfriend of a few months, yet his mom took the time to HELP me, despite the fact she was a top broker at Merrill Lynch (?). My ex, on the other had, didn't have the decency to break up with either his ex-fiancee or me or his ex-wife honourably, but instead avoided those situations (years apart) and made the situations untenable. I saw him for lunch over a year ago, when he was trying to separate from his wife, and he admitted he just kept working horrible hours and doing all sorts of shit so she would leave him.

Really noble guy talking about being different, esp since it is SO HARD to be a Democrat in blue Washington state. I am enjoying his tears so much!


There was a time when, if someone had been able to point to a location on my skull where my differences resided, I would have gladly plunged an icepick deep within to expunge it.
Not any longer. I am tired of seeing people live in fear. I am tired of seeing people hiding themselves.


I am a white male. I will never know what it means to have a different skin color, I will never know what it means to be a woman... but I know what it means to be judged on sight for something that you have absolutely no control over, and thought to be alien or lesser for it. I know what it means to be treated maliciously, or patronizingly 'assisted', and see the underlying connection between them.


I will never know what it means to live my life as a closeted gay man or woman, but I know what it is like to live in fear of being revealed as unacceptable, even to those who claim to love you. I know what it is like to live a lie, one that cuts to your core and denies you your own self. I know what it is like to have what makes you soar have to be kept in the dark.


And this is why, when I hear my immediate family speak hatred, spread disinformation and pass along lies, and rail at the perceived inequities of the world... it hurts me. It hurts me in ways they could never guess, very personal and intimate ways.


In living how they do, in believing what they believe, and insisting that it is the way of the world, and that they are *justified* in their actions because of their hatred and fear, they end up being no better than the bullies I came home crying from as a child. They are no better than the adults who consistently dismissed me as a sideshow freak, of no consequence but perhaps amusing at times. They are no better than the patronizing, if well-meaning people who tried to help, but frankly, did not have the least point of reference with me from which to provide actual assistance or support.


Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at November 11, 2016 12:22 AM (Gim9y)

648 It would really keep the schaudenboner going if it turns out her campaign ended up being massively in debt after the election.
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Even more so in legal fees and money needed for bail.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 12:22 AM (G8TO0)

649 That, sir, is complete bullshit Trump is going to need Congress for most of what he wants to accomplish. That means working with people like Ryan and McConnell.

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No, it isn't. With a swipe of a pen anything Congress wants to do can be killed. It can be overriden by votes in Congress, but good luck with that.

I am pretty sure Trump knows the power of a veto in a negotiation.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 11, 2016 12:22 AM (UD28m)

650 639 Misanthropic, I got fired because my boss was a straight up bitch! I left, called human resources, she said they won't fight my unemployment, thanks a lot.
Everyone who knows my case said I could sue them, I won't, I'm just so disgusted

Posted by: lousagirl at November 11, 2016 12:22 AM (9plvG)

651 640: [how come i instinctually know FYNQ means fuck you next question? i've been on the internets too long.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 11, 2016 12:22 AM (WTSFk)

652
I agree you have to stand for what you believe in. I'm just saying that if a former adversary now starts offering support, you take it. Well, not you, some guy, like me, who is just commenting in a blog. I mean a politician. If Trump can get Ryan's support for something he wants to do, the right answer is, "Ok, let's do it." Not, "Fuck you, I remember when you were against me last time."

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 12:21 AM (R+30W)



You have to do both. You have to make common cause when possible, but also remember past treachery, and be on the lookout for a repeat performance.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2016 12:23 AM (SRKgf)

653 ]

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 11, 2016 12:23 AM (WTSFk)

654 Obamacare can not be left alone.

People who get no subsidy can not afford it unless they are making over $100K+ year

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2016 12:23 AM (voOPb)

655 Politics is about building coalitions. If a #NeverTrumper want to come
on board and give support, it makes no sense to tell them no. As long as
what they are really doing is offering support. If they just want to
destroy from within, then they should be shunned.
---
Be especially wary of any known NeverTrumper who thinks they're in a position to 'offer advice'

Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2016 12:23 AM (3Liv/)

656 629 It's tough for the Portland police to separate who are the protestors and who are the homeless of Portland. On the one hand, you have people covered in ragged clothing who reek of urine and feces. On the other hand you have the homeless.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 11, 2016 12:24 AM (43IfB)

657 646 So, I'm a guy with some Asperger's so I don't really do emotions...is it schadenboner for me if I took a look at that picture and an actual tear of joy went down my cheek?

What is it called when I load up redstate every couple hours hoping to get a thrill by seeing some new demented painful expression of defeat from their site?
Posted by: doug at November 11, 2016 12:21 AM (Y7fRE)

Some of these guys just got way too invested in their own "integrity." They crossed the line from standing on principle straight to pride, and then to mania a long, long time ago.

There is a word or phrase for this, but I cannot think of it right now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 12:24 AM (92kX2)

658 OT did I see another refugee from Gaseous Warm here earlier? one Cindy Munford? HAHA, welcome aboard.

Posted by: micky at November 11, 2016 12:24 AM (o5vMc)

659 Need some info pls
I was seeking that shadenboner jasper on Maddow last nite. She had a story about an erroneous launch order being sent to FEW. The USAF parjed a vehicle on the blast door as a precaution. Her delivery made me feel this was recent, but upon investigation, I dcan only find a 1986 story.
Am I retartett

Posted by: Steve at November 11, 2016 12:24 AM (/NSeN)

660 Calexit will be the shortest civil war in history.

Bulldose the remains into the bay, coast, and rebuild with street signs in English.

Another true popcorn moment brought to you by the left...

Posted by: milo oblong at November 11, 2016 12:25 AM (CKqT5)

661 If Trump can get Ryan's support for something he wants to do, the right answer is, "Ok, let's do it." Not, "Fuck you, I remember when you were against me last time."
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Trump's trademark, common sense approach is to go high when what you really want is somewhere in the middle.

That's why I always thought his mantra that Mexico will pay for the wall is really a bargaining tactic to force concessions out of Mexico with NAFTA.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 12:26 AM (G8TO0)

662 Politics is about building coalitions. If a #NeverTrumper want to come
on board and give support, it makes no sense to tell them no. As long as
what they are really doing is offering support. If they just want to
destroy from within, then they should be shunned.
---
Be especially wary of any known NeverTrumper who thinks they're in a position to 'offer advice'
Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2016 12:23 AM (3Liv/)

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Welcome back, #Nevertrumpers.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 11, 2016 12:26 AM (UD28m)

663 You have to do both. You have to make common cause when possible, but also remember past treachery, and be on the lookout for a repeat performance.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2016 12:23 AM (SRKgf)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 12:26 AM (92kX2)

664 On a more positive note, my hubby and I dug a big ass hole in our front yard, we're putting up our big ass American flag tommorow for all the awesome Veterans we know and Love!!
Happy Birthday beautiful Marines!!

Posted by: lousagirl at November 11, 2016 12:27 AM (9plvG)

665 There is a word or phrase for this, but I cannot think of it right now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 12:24 AM (92kX2)

Fucking narcissistic retardation?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2016 12:27 AM (voOPb)

666 >>>I lost my job over this election, we won fair and square!!

1) Hiya, lou!
1b) Wait, what???

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at November 11, 2016 12:28 AM (9LDED)

667 660 Calexit will be the shortest civil war in history.

Bulldose the remains into the bay, coast, and rebuild with street signs in English.

Another true popcorn moment brought to you by the left...
Posted by: milo oblong at November 11, 2016 12:25 AM (CKqT5)

Save the old Spanish churches please. And any deco building from the 20's or 30's.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 12:28 AM (92kX2)

668

Happy Birthday to the Marine Corps and a huge thank you to all Marines posting here.

From the US Army.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 11, 2016 12:28 AM (X35Yt)

669 OK, this is driving me crazy. Can someone point me to the weepy doofus who tearfully tells his daughter that Kerry lost that was on Kos in 2004? I have been looking for it all day, and I can't find it for the life of me.

Posted by: David, Internet Troll at November 11, 2016 12:29 AM (2skQu)

670 Fucking narcissistic retardation?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2016 12:27 AM (voOPb)

I was thinking something I remember hearing/reading from Victor David Hanson, but that works too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 12:29 AM (92kX2)

671 598 --MENSA party --
That was silly and sub-MENSA of me. Of course the first Reagan landslide was 36 years ago and the Berlin wall got knocked down 27 years ago. (There is a connection...)

Anyway, I remember the Germans on TV hammering on the wall with sledges. Once I could accept it as real, I called my learned father: "Dad! Dad! Turn on the news!"

Posted by: Whiggish Boffin at November 11, 2016 12:30 AM (007rK)

672 Okay, I'll shut-the-hell-up now. I appreciate what I read here and the persons, and 'racks' -- heh

Surely, God is teasing us as we're not quite there just yet.

God bless (yes agnostic's shouldn't) but I was raised RC so I've got that going for me.

I may take a stab at a limerick or two, in due time.

'til then, roll on throttle up, y'all.

Posted by: micky at November 11, 2016 12:30 AM (o5vMc)

673 666 Hi DC, yeah, my lib boss fired me. It was actually a blessing in disguise!
I kicked serious ass at this job, and she's really missing me about now!!
Such a liberal, can't see the forest for the trees!!
Hope your well!!

Posted by: lousagirl at November 11, 2016 12:31 AM (9plvG)

674 Victor Davis Hanson.

Victor David Hanson sounds like a lineup for a boy band.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 12:31 AM (92kX2)

675 I will give California back to Mexico in exchange for a harem of Mexican weather girls.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 11, 2016 12:31 AM (43IfB)

676
Love him, hate him, whether he did because he's smart, stupid, clever or reactionary, Trump pulled off the biggest political coup in American history... with every power-that-is working against him.

A pretty astounding story.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 12:31 AM (k8DTS)

677 I will give California back to Mexico in exchange for a harem of Mexican weather girls.

Hey...they don't come that cheap.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2016 12:32 AM (qUNWi)

678 If Trump can get Ryan's support for something he
wants to do, the right answer is, "Ok, let's do it." Not, "Fuck you, I
remember when you were against me last time."



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 12:21 AM (R+30W)


Trump is taking your approach to Ryan. I think he should work to depose him as Speaker. There are troubling signs of Trump already being captured by the DC establishment.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 11, 2016 12:33 AM (vYaiw)

679 I will give California back to Mexico in exchange for a harem of Mexican weather girls.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 11, 2016 12:31 AM (43IfB)

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Yep. Most of the female staff of Univision would also be just fine.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 11, 2016 12:33 AM (UD28m)

680 669: Ah yes, you speak of CheChe. I don't know where you can find it but that was epic!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 11, 2016 12:33 AM (J6uVH)

681 I kicked serious ass at this job, and she's really missing me about now!!

Speaking of kicking, how's the hunt going? Kick down many new doors yet?

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 11, 2016 12:34 AM (IcT7t)

682 This Thanksgiving, be sure to bring up to the entire table what a miserable clusterfuck of a failure the Affordable Care Act has become, and always was.

Remember the talking points TFG and Co. put out on OCare for 'sharing' with the ignorant savages at the table?

Turnabout is totes fair play.

Thanks for the ONT MisHum.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 11, 2016 12:34 AM (b/kAv)

683 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 12:31 AM (k8DTS)


Knowing this, I wonder why anyone would think Trump WOULDN'T be a very competent President.

It'll be nice to HAVE a president again, 8 years is way too long without one.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 11, 2016 12:35 AM (X35Yt)

684 Trump is taking your approach to Ryan. I think he should work to depose him as Speaker. There are troubling signs of Trump already being captured by the DC establishment.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 11, 2016 12:33 AM (vYaiw)

Giving people a chance also extends to Trump. He could be just playing the part he thinks he needs to play to get them to do what he wants.

Get people to do the right thing for the wrong reason is about as much as you can hope for sometimes.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 12:35 AM (92kX2)

685 I think it's useful to remember that a lot of the #NeverTrumpers painted themselves into a corner and their pride would not let them back down. They made their initial stand in the primaries in an effort to convince Trump supporters that he would lose too much of the GOP to win in the general. So, for many of them, it was a bluff. If you go with this guy, I will walk. They thought it would work and Trump would not get nominated.

And then Trump got nominated. For us, just commenting anonymously on a blog, backing down from a stand would be easy. We haven't put our reputations on the line. If we are really embarrassed by backing down on our foolish threats, we can just drop the old identity and adopt a new one. For a public figure, they just have to eat their words.

Again, for many of them, it's their pride. But, if they can get past that and rejoin the team, forcing them to remain our enemy is another form of foolish pride, but this time on our part.

Remember, sure. Keep an eye on them, definitely. Jay's reminder of Ronnie's Trust, but verify... indeed.

But still, the opposition is not dead. They are even now making plans to defeat Trump's agenda. We need all the support we can get.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 12:36 AM (R+30W)

686 Love him, hate him, whether he did because he's smart, stupid, clever or reactionary, Trump pulled off the biggest political coup in American history... with every power-that-is working against him.

A pretty astounding story.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 12:31 AM (k8DTS)

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Yep. He beat the Dems, the Media and the GOPe with no help. Extremely impressive.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 11, 2016 12:36 AM (UD28m)

687 Question:

Would it be possible to field an army committed to keeping California in the union?

Most of the veterans I know have been rooting for a massive earthquake for years.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 11, 2016 12:36 AM (wke9c)

688 Remember the talking points TFG and Co. put out on OCare for 'sharing' with the ignorant savages at the table?

Turnabout is totes fair play.

Thanks for the ONT MisHum.
Posted by: GnuBreed
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Zeke Emanuel told us tonight that Obamacare has reduced medical costs, so, it must be true.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 12:36 AM (9mTYi)

689 A liberal thrashing fellow liberals about their attitude. He hates Trump, but gives fabulous 'explanation' as to why the left lost

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLG9g7BcjKs

Posted by: akelm88 at November 11, 2016 12:36 AM (km/D2)

690 OK,
we went out for Jules' 60th bday. Had a great time and a great meal.

I kinda f'''ked up. Was thinking of getting the top sirloin. Then changed to BBQ ribs.

Asked the waitress to bring Worcestershire Sauce for the ribs!

Be well you Morons, Trump won!

Posted by: Farmer at November 11, 2016 12:37 AM (o/90i)

691 638. Josephistan....

No, nothing like that....

Now, Cossacks....that's a different matter

https://youtu.be/FFrZfluKDrc

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 11, 2016 12:37 AM (J14CD)

692 Hi Blanco, two job interviews already

Posted by: lousagirl at November 11, 2016 12:37 AM (9plvG)

693 Mexican Weather Girls are some border crossers I can get behind (literally). Trump's Deportation Force such include an exemption for the hot Weather Babes. We'll "amnesty" them. That's what we'll call it.

You'd know, I'd love that as trolling. What drives the SJWettes crazy is how we myn just go gaga over the hot babes, and overlook their ugly, hirsute asses.

I would love to troll them on that score.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 12:37 AM (DW+jj)

694 Someone recommended we use another term for nationalism because too many equate it with the KKK or something.

I suggest we describe nationalist policies from now on as America-FuckYeahrism.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 12:38 AM (G8TO0)

695 Trump won with half the money?

Nah. Way less. Hillary started out with $1 Billion and she was still holding big fundraisers on the second to the last day. Trump spent $100 mill of his own money and whatever he got from matching funds and whatever he raised with small contributions. He could have spent less, IMHO. TV commercials turn off more voters than convince. Especially when the same ad is repeated.

Posted by: Darrell at November 11, 2016 12:38 AM (JcLge)

696 Hi Blanco, two job interviews already

You so totally rock!

Posted by: Blanco Basura #Free Cthulhu (with full price purchase of Azatoth or Nyarlathotep) at November 11, 2016 12:38 AM (IcT7t)

697 Heh. Muldoon and Farmer - same age, same birthday.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 12:38 AM (9mTYi)

698 421 Press Secretary? There is only one real choice.



Nubian Queen Michelle Malkin wagging her finger at the press!

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at November 11, 2016 12:38 AM (l7/Kl)

699 >>>Posted by: lousagirl at November 11, 2016 12:31 AM

Well, fuck her then. I do hope you've found greener pastures, but even if not it's sometimes worth a temporary setback.

I am well. I survived several rounds of layoffs and am truly blessed with a great boss. She's a small cog in a big machine, but she paid attention during Leadership 101. Also, the big boss is a US Marine, so there's no danger of my company turning SJW anytime soon.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at November 11, 2016 12:38 AM (9LDED)

700 I'd like to ask the Horde for a moment of silence, a toast, a prayer or a raised glass for a friend of mine who I just found out passed a while back.

Clay wasn't a friend friend, or even a close friend, but he was a bar friend, and every holiday he used to have these outrageous holiday dinners at like 2 in the morning. I didn't always go (2 in the morning!), but I always knew I was welcome. He'd make a main dish, and everyone else would pot luck it, and we'd all have a grand old time.

He was definitely a hard core alcoholic, and I'm sure he wound up drinking himself to death, but I also know that he was a tunnel rat in Vietnam, and if any service to our country could give one demons, that was the one.

Whatever else he might have been, he was a nice guy, a gracious host, and my world is poorer now that he is no longer in it.

Godspeed Clay Gruel, USMC.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 11, 2016 12:39 AM (Ga9pP)

701 Posted by: lousagirl at November 11, 2016 12:17 AM (9plvG)

I wouldn't worry too much about it.
Stand up. Feels good being on one's feet.
Can't tell you how to contact me. Doesn't matter.
We are deplorables, afterall.

Posted by: micky at November 11, 2016 12:39 AM (o5vMc)

702 Landofskybluewater if you want more than 1 girl at at a time , well , your, um, like, fucking nuts


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 11, 2016 12:39 AM (voOPb)

703 I can just see who Times Person of the Year will be.......The white racist uneducated male.

Posted by: doug at November 11, 2016 12:39 AM (Y7fRE)

704 >>dug a big ass hole in our front yard

That can be read two ways. Dug a big-ass hole, or dug a big asshole. I initially read that the latter way.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 12:39 AM (DW+jj)

705 Heh. Muldoon and Farmer - same age, same birthday.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Hold it. Muldoon and Farmer's better half.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 12:39 AM (k8DTS)

706 Bebe, I didn't see your post earlier! How has your week been?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 11, 2016 12:40 AM (FYrz1)

707 Giving people a chance also extends to Trump. He could be just playing the part he thinks he needs to play to get them to do what he wants.

Get people to do the right thing for the wrong reason is about as much as you can hope for sometimes.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 12:35 AM (92kX2)



Yep. It's the essence of leadership: to judge when to conciliate former enemies (with eyes open, as indicated above), and when to have one drawn and quartered to put the fear of God in other enemies and those on the fence so they play ball going forward. You can't conciliate everyone, nor can you draw and quarter everyone. You've got to pick your shots and your time. As the saying goes, "when the anvil, bear. When the hammer, strike."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2016 12:40 AM (SRKgf)

708
680 669: Ah yes, you speak of CheChe. I don't know where you can find it but that was epic!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 11, 2016 12:33 AM (J6uVH)



Give me a minute.

Posted by: buzzion at November 11, 2016 12:40 AM (bMG0w)

709 In airport, woman to husband: "republicans will use this opportunity to clamp down on women."

Husband: "yes, dear."

Posted by: FUBAR at November 11, 2016 12:41 AM (PUUhd)

710 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 12:36 AM (R+30W)

Good points all. However, for some of these guys they not only let their pride gin them into saying stupid things, they let it get in the way of what was best for the country. Supreme court Justices. A felon in the white house. In those respects, Trump could never be as damaging as the alternative.

Not to mention, some of them slipped the mask too much while doing it by going on about the stupid racist hicks (Rick Wilson, Rob Long) or by the amount of hyperbole (Max Boot saying that he would prefer Stalin to Trump. Yeah, that Stalin.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 12:41 AM (92kX2)

711 Godspeed Clay Gruel, USMC.
Posted by: Weirddave
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*salutes*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 12:41 AM (k8DTS)

712 Posted by: Weirddave at November 11, 2016 12:39 AM (Ga9pP)
I was going to and will be shutting my piehole, but, yep, thoughts heading your way.

Posted by: micky at November 11, 2016 12:41 AM (o5vMc)

713 You see, here's my problem. Now we have the giant temper tantrum from the left, but we *still* have the NeverTrump/SuperTrump temper tantrum.

It's like the worst of both worlds.

I think the results show we're talking about an absolutely miniscule number of people.

I can only vaguely hope that someday the importance of government in everyday lives is reduced to the point where people can differ without freaking the eff out... but it's probably a vain hope.

Also, the CalExit thing is getting an *enormous* about of coverage, but it's seriously just a handful of loons. They don't actually have a measurable footprint in CA.

I will *never* understand the right's love of preemptively surrendering territory.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 11, 2016 12:41 AM (wB8Tg)

714 Happy Birthday to the Marine Corps, and all of my friends who are former Marines, shooters, drinking buddies and all around top-rate friends in this life of ours.

From the United States Air Force.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2016 12:41 AM (v5iqM)

715 686: very impressive, indeed.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 11, 2016 12:41 AM (WTSFk)

716 691. Heh...Cossacks taking volchatkii to a bunch of spoiled millennial chicken-fucking leftists. Fuckers desecrated a church in Moscow, among other things. I'm not a Christian, but I disapprove strongly of any desecration of any place of worship. Whips are not the worst thing waiting for them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 11, 2016 12:42 AM (J14CD)

717 421 Press Secretary? There is only one real choice.


Matt Drudge? Milo whatever his name is?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2016 12:42 AM (SRKgf)

718 I thought "party fails" was going to be about Democrats.

Posted by: FOAF at November 11, 2016 12:42 AM (p0JMG)

719 Man of the Year, uneducated white bumblefuck.

It would be fun to dress up like Deliverance hillbillies for the Inauguration. Another possible trolling act. Have a delegation of Deplorables, representing red rural America. We'll all dress up like their worst stereotypes.

It would be fun to confront, in character, some of those DC elite assholes. They'd probably think it was real.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 12:42 AM (DW+jj)

720 Would it be possible to field an army committed to keeping California in the union?

Most of the veterans I know have been rooting for a massive earthquake for years.


I was a paratrooper and I live here in Californian and I think...

Impatient comment from off-screen. "Well?"

(Doing best Jack Benny impression)

I'm thinking! I'm thinking!

Posted by: David, Internet Troll at November 11, 2016 12:43 AM (2skQu)

721 686:Yep. He beat the Dems, the Media and the GOPe with no help. Extremely impressive.
Posted by: Flyboy



And the Entertainment Cartels. They are the High Priests of Pop Culture, which is the dominate culture in the US. Thats amazing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 11, 2016 12:43 AM (J6uVH)

722 kalneva at November 10, 2016 11:23 PM (vhW1R)

May you & your family be blessed with Peace & Strength. May you remember the Good Things he did & the Wisdom he gave.

Posted by: Adriane the Tone Deaf Political Class Critic ... at November 11, 2016 12:43 AM (AoK0a)

723 Remember when Trump getting nominated was going to lead to the end of the Republican Party. The loss of the House and Senate.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 11, 2016 12:43 AM (vYaiw)

724 Trump is taking your approach to Ryan. I think he should work to depose him as Speaker. There are troubling signs of Trump already being captured by the DC establishment.

*******************************

I'm not sure another speaker would be better. The old adage from Milton Friedman applies: The important thing is to establish a political climate of opinion which will make it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing.

If Ryan is smart despite being a shitweasel he will be more pragmatic and easier to work with, especially with the headwinds in Trump's favor.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 12:43 AM (G8TO0)

725 Ace's original Che Che post from June 2006

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=181519

And if you would like a template to make your own Che Che post here is a long form version of it originally made by a moron that you can steal from.


http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=354811#c23240371

Posted by: buzzion at November 11, 2016 12:44 AM (bMG0w)

726 Yep. He beat the Dems, the Media and the GOPe with no help. Extremely impressive.
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And the Entertainment Cartels.

***************

And the pope!

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 12:45 AM (G8TO0)

727 Thanks Blanco and DC, and all y'all mwaaaaaa

Posted by: lousagirl at November 11, 2016 12:45 AM (9plvG)

728 698 421 Press Secretary? There is only one real choice.



Nubian Queen Michelle Malkin wagging her finger at the press!
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid



I agree. {psst, she's Philippino}

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 11, 2016 12:46 AM (J6uVH)

729 717, I know this won't go over very well here, but Ann Coulter would have these bitches crying

Posted by: lousagirl at November 11, 2016 12:46 AM (9plvG)

730 562 Lady Gaga is putting together a petition to end the Electoral College.

/of course she is...

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 10, 2016 11:59 PM (hqqM5)

Lady Gaga? The one that attended the spirit cooking, gazing upon a black man painted and chained to a tree? That Lady Gaga.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at November 11, 2016 12:48 AM (6jt6G)

731 678 If Trump can get Ryan's support for something he
wants to do, the right answer is, "Ok, let's do it." Not, "Fuck you, I
remember when you were against me last time."



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 12:21 AM (R+30W)

Trump is taking your approach to Ryan. I think he should work to depose him as Speaker. There are troubling signs of Trump already being captured by the DC establishment.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 11, 2016 12:33 AM (vYaiw)

++++

It's my personal belief that Boehner was forced out so that Ryan could take his spot, and that this was done for the explicit reason that they wanted Ryan to thwart Trump. They didn't think that Boehner was up to the job, so Ryan was brought in as Speaker and as the manager of the GOP convention. Trump did too well in the primaries, so Ryan and the GOPe didn't get the chance to fuck Trump over at the convention.

If Trump has enough support in the House to force Ryan out, then great! He should make it happen. But, it would be foolish of Trump to start that fight if he can't win it. In that case, better to be seen as playing nice for the time being. When it comes to his agenda, if Ryan gets in the way, that's the time to fight. He can call on his supporters, in government and without, to make their voices heard.

When Trump was previously tussling with Ryan, he was trying to accomplish something: win the nomination. Ryan was working against him, so it made sense for Trump to take the fight to him. At the moment, there is nothing to be gained from taking shots at Ryan. That could very well change once he is in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 12:48 AM (R+30W)

732 Love him, hate him, whether he did because he's smart, stupid, clever or reactionary, Trump pulled off the biggest political coup in American history... with every power-that-is working against him.

A pretty astounding story.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 12:31 AM (k8DTS)

Absolutely. My biggest takeaway was the way he swept the industrial states - PA, OH, MI (probably) and WI. Most of them have been voting Dem for decades. It wasn't just about Hillary's e-mail. Those people are trying to say something and we better pay attention.

Posted by: FOAF at November 11, 2016 12:48 AM (p0JMG)

733 Godspeed Clay Gruel, USMC.
Posted by: Weirddave at November 11, 2016 12:39 AM

Seconded WD.

Posted by: Farmer at November 11, 2016 12:49 AM (o/90i)

734 I know this won't go over very well here, but Ann Coulter would have these bitches crying

Posted by: lousagirl at November 11, 2016 12:46 AM (9plvG)


I recall a meme picture of a baby in a jumper saying "Bush makes me cry," it was captioned "You're a baby, everything makes you cry."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 11, 2016 12:49 AM (wB8Tg)

735 Another reason not to buy a Ford:

The Ford Foundation andBorealisPhilanthropyrecently announced the formation of the Black-Led Movement Fund [BLMF], a six-year pooled donor campaign aimed at raising $100 million for the Movement for Black Lives coalition.


Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 11, 2016 12:49 AM (hqqM5)

736 I think I read somewhere that Trump spent about $5 per vote. During the primaries, he spent overwhelmingly less per vote than any other candidate.

You know Mike Murphy, Jeb!'s architect, should go into some sort of Hall of Ridicule for spending $100M on the biggest #FAIL yet. Of course, he feathered his own nest pretty good. All that campaign spending went through his consultancies and other operations.

And I'll tell you one thing. Up with that shit, Trump does not put. You ain't gonna use him for some cash cow like that. You're gonna give him bang for your buck.

And Murphy continued his #FAIL on election night, tweeting out that FLorida would be called for the Beast early, and it would be a short night.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 12:49 AM (DW+jj)

737 Milo for press secretary. Mattis for SecDef. Cruz or Willet for SCOTUS.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at November 11, 2016 12:49 AM (9LDED)

738 523
BTW, has anyone noticed that less than 48 hours after the election, both Canada and Mexico have said they'll renegotiate NAFTA?


Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 10, 2016 11:49 PM (hqqM5

Leadership.

People were whining about his bankruptcies, and I said No, that how you do it when the deal sours, you don't just keep plugging away, you fix it. This is the same, I'm sure their advisors said either fix it or he blows it up. He's the800lb gorilla and we have to walk backwards slowly.

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2016 12:51 AM (2RVmA)

739 I'd love Cruz and Gowdy for SCOTUS. They are young enough to sit for 30 years.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 11, 2016 12:51 AM (wke9c)

740 736 I think I read somewhere that Trump spent about $5 per vote. During the primaries, he spent overwhelmingly less per vote than any other candidate.

You know Mike Murphy, Jeb!'s architect, should go into some sort of Hall of Ridicule for spending $100M on the biggest #FAIL yet. Of course, he feathered his own nest pretty good. All that campaign spending went through his consultancies and other operations.

And I'll tell you one thing. Up with that shit, Trump does not put. You ain't gonna use him for some cash cow like that. You're gonna give him bang for your buck.

And Murphy continued his #FAIL on election night, tweeting out that FLorida would be called for the Beast early, and it would be a short night.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 12:49 AM (DW+jj)



But that's just because Trump got all the free media coverage because they knew if he was the Republican candidate it was an assured victory for Hillary!

Posted by: buzzion at November 11, 2016 12:51 AM (bMG0w)

741 Had two good friends die in a month's time. One was a colleague -Ray - who died of a massive heart attack on the job. Died with his boots on, at work. He'd want it that way. Mu other chum, Ali, was a Yemeni surgeon and a fine judge of scotch and horseflesh. Murdered in Aden by his driver...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 11, 2016 12:52 AM (J14CD)

742 When Trump was previously tussling with Ryan, he was trying to accomplish something: win the nomination. Ryan was working against him, so it made sense for Trump to take the fight to him. At the moment, there is nothing to be gained from taking shots at Ryan. That could very well change once he is in the Oval Office.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2016 12:48 AM (R+30W)

=======

I really do not know how to address this in a civil manner, so I will pass.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 11, 2016 12:52 AM (UD28m)

743
Schadenboner



I just realized that the Bush family is going to have to sit and watch as President Trump presides over the state funeral for George and/or Barbara Bush.

*Evil grin*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 11, 2016 12:52 AM (kdS6q)

744 Also, on the mid-day art threads, can we perhaps have attractive people?

You know, do-able men and women from the 17th century?

As opposed to the pasty, somewhat malformed um.. "people" we usually get?

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 11, 2016 12:52 AM (hqqM5)

745 Another reason not to buy a Ford:

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 11, 2016 12:49 AM (hqqM5)


Ford Foundation sold its last FMC stock in, IIRC, 1974.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 11, 2016 12:52 AM (wB8Tg)

746 Media before election: Women will band together to stop the orange monster that is Trump! #ImWithHer

Media after election: White women are racist

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 12:53 AM (G8TO0)

747 Only issue i really have with the article about the walls is that the Berlin Wall was one of a kind for most of all time; most walls are built to keep people out, it was built to keep people IN.
But the article made me tear up. I remember that day, where i was when i heard it on the radio and i remember thinking "i thought they would never be free" i thought east Germany would have to live inside a wall for all time, never having the freedom they enjoyed next door. Literally.
I was eight. This experience probably explains a lot of why i have never been a communist.

Posted by: Sugar Plum Fairy #176-671 lurking... at November 11, 2016 12:54 AM (d4rwg)

748 I'm particularly looking forward to the purge of the sundry Secretarial and other positions. Watts - out, Cannon - out, Carter - out, etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 12:55 AM (k8DTS)

749 I think Trump needs to break Mitch or Ryan, and work with the other. I'd axe the Turtle, and work with Ryan.

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2016 12:55 AM (2RVmA)

750 Night all, I'm drunk, we got our asses kicked at darts tonite, but that's ok! Trump won, that's my really feel good thing for a good long time!!

God Bless all y'all, you are some awesome people!!

Posted by: lousagirl at November 11, 2016 12:56 AM (9plvG)

751 Night horde.

Here's to day 3 of celebration tomorrow!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 11, 2016 12:57 AM (+AnUx)

752 Gowdy attorney general!! Now I'm really going night night!!

Posted by: lousagirl at November 11, 2016 12:57 AM (9plvG)

753 747. I was 16. We were stunned, and all of us were crying. Unbelievable - unthinkable - that they would be free at long last. Them and all the captive peoples.

Funny - Germany screwed it up, but the others did better with freedom. Wouldn't have expected that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 11, 2016 12:58 AM (J14CD)

754 But that's just because Trump got all the free media coverage because they knew if he was the Republican candidate it was an assured victory for Hillary!
Posted by: buzzion at November 11, 2016 12:51 AM (bMG0w)

Which adds a delicious kind of irony to it. Think about it. Hillary was not just stopped from her dream/obsession by anyone, but by her hand picked opponent. Think of how that burns inside.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 12:59 AM (92kX2)

755 I'd love Cruz and Gowdy for SCOTUS. They are young enough to sit for 30 years.
Posted by: Malcolm
--------------

Gowdy - AG
I doubt he wants it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 12:59 AM (k8DTS)

756 Let's distinguish between people with votes in Congress, or select other people with actual power, vs. pundits and consultants etc., when talking about how to deal with the sad NeverTrump folks.


As noted by several above, with Congress, as always, you wheel and deal to get the best you can. And pressure - that list of Reps or sometimes Senators who pulled a smaller % of the vote than the president in their district/state has always been a staple tool for new presidents with momentum (Trump will be one, almost surely).


The Bill Kristols and George Wills and Max Boots (wow, hadn't seen the Stalin quote)? They actually aren't of any great value. Even less than they used to be, once their hyperbole and silliness are debunked by actual events (um, the "destroy the GOP" whopper has already been nuked with 50 megatons by the most powerful GOP in nearly a century).


So for them, meh. Ignore is the classy move. Mockery is the well-justified one. Choose wisely.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2016 12:59 AM (QDnY+)

757 Press Secretary? There is only one real choice.


Matt Drudge? Milo whatever his name is?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Chris Plants, Ace

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2016 12:59 AM (2RVmA)

758 An ex-coworker of mine just told me one of her current co-workers has been telling everyone in her office that Trump will shut down all the national parks and sell them.

We both got a good laugh out of that.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 10, 2016 10:38 PM (rJUlF)

I'd buy Yellowstone, but the liability insurance on the caldera would be a buzz kill.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 01:00 AM (bY0uH)

759 Press Secretary: James O'Keefe

Posted by: CanaDave at November 11, 2016 01:00 AM (htV/r)

760 Prayers to Kalneva and all of his family. With much, much respect.

And prayers, and a Salute, accordingly, here:

Godspeed Clay Gruel, USMC.
Posted by: Weirddave



I would have thoroughly enjoyed having attended one of those 2 a.m. feeds.

Not only to Weirddave, but to teh Horde at large.

Do not pass up those 2 a.m. feeds. Your soul will thank you later, for the gift your lack of sleep brought within.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2016 01:01 AM (v5iqM)

761 Hahaha! I found it.

"I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I did just a moment ago. She couldn't understand why Americans would vote for Donald Trump when he represents so many things are wrong in this country. "Doesn't Mr. Trump believe in America?" she asked pitifully.

I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why people like Donald Trump don't represent the real America. "Honey, I think that Donald Trump just wants to grab power, and he is appealing to the worst kind of people to get it. never thought that my fellow Americans would stoop so low..."

I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at a loss for words - nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore...."

When I finished, her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears. "Daddy," she said, "Why are the Republicans doing this to our country?" Well, that was it for me. I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.

For once, she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I think it's just too much, but seeing the strength in my daughter's voice helped to get me through."

David

Posted by: David, Internet Troll at November 11, 2016 01:01 AM (2skQu)

762 Oregon wants out too?

I am always the last to know.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 01:02 AM (d76uN)

763 I'd buy Yellowstone, but the liability insurance on the caldera would be a buzz kill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----------

Ah! Spotted some auto porn today. I'll have to post a pic tomorrow. Lotus 7

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2016 01:02 AM (k8DTS)

764 So, shaden-girlie-hard-ons? Doesn't quite roll off the tongue like shadenboner.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at November 11, 2016 01:02 AM (6jt6G)

765 I'd buy Yellowstone, but the liability insurance on the caldera would be a buzz kill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 01:00 AM (bY0uH)

But think of it, your own personal extinction event level weapon.

The guy with the H&K next door would be envious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 11, 2016 01:02 AM (92kX2)

766 761 Hahaha! I found it.

"I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I did just a moment ago. She couldn't understand why Americans would vote for Donald Trump when he represents so many things are wrong in this country. "Doesn't Mr. Trump believe in America?" she asked pitifully.

I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why people like Donald Trump don't represent the real America. "Honey, I think that Donald Trump just wants to grab power, and he is appealing to the worst kind of people to get it. never thought that my fellow Americans would stoop so low..."

I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at a loss for words - nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore...."

When I finished, her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears. "Daddy," she said, "Why are the Republicans doing this to our country?" Well, that was it for me. I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.

For once, she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I think it's just too much, but seeing the strength in my daughter's voice helped to get me through."

David

Posted by: David, Internet Troll at November 11, 2016 01:01 AM (2skQu)


I provided links at 725.

Posted by: buzzion at November 11, 2016 01:02 AM (bMG0w)

767 Martha Washington was apparently considered to be quite fetching back in her day. Alas, we have no photographic record.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 10, 2016 10:50 PM (sdi6R)

Ask Vic.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 11, 2016 01:03 AM (Jcg9Q)

768
with Congress, as always, you wheel and deal to get the best you can. And pressure - that list of Reps or sometimes Senators who pulled a smaller % of the vote than the president in their district/state has always been a staple tool for new presidents with momentum
Posted by: rhomboid



Trump can point to the scalps of Kirk and Ayotte and note that they didn't fly so good.

Cross a line, especially if you're in a district where every Republican vote counts, and get griefed.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 11, 2016 01:03 AM (kdS6q)

769 "I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I did just a moment ago"

*******************************

I swear I've seen this movie before, similar anecdotes almost ad verbatim from when Bush was elected (or re-elected).

These people need new material to work with.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 01:03 AM (G8TO0)

770 Kurt Schlicter for Press Secretary or Speech Writer?

discuss

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 01:04 AM (m+rs2)

771 Press Secretary: James O'Keefe

I was going FBI or DCI

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2016 01:05 AM (2RVmA)

772 769 "I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I did just a moment ago"

*******************************

I swear I've seen this movie before, similar anecdotes almost ad verbatim from when Bush was elected (or re-elected).

These people need new material to work with.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 01:03 AM (G8TO0)



See comment 725. Its a 10 year old meme.

Posted by: buzzion at November 11, 2016 01:05 AM (bMG0w)

773
Press Secretary? There is only one real choice. Ace
Posted by: Jean




Morning news conference at two in the afternoon,.

Locks himself out of the White House Press Room.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 11, 2016 01:05 AM (kdS6q)

774 See comment 725. Its a 10 year old meme.

*************


Ahhhh no wonder it was familiar.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 01:06 AM (G8TO0)

775 Internal Revenue Service: Chainsaw Al.

Posted by: CanaDave at November 11, 2016 01:06 AM (htV/r)

776 Are the Dims who replaced Kirk and Mayotte any more liberal than they were

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2016 01:07 AM (2RVmA)

777 As others have mentioned, Leonard Cohen has passed away.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/11/obituaries/leonard-cohen-dies.html

Some of my favorites.

Dance Me To the End of Love
https://youtu.be/NGorjBVag0I

Everyone Knows
https://youtu.be/XDphyrGiaJE

A Thousand Kisses Deep
https://youtu.be/DToFDG-9APw

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 10, 2016 10:46 PM (R+30W)

This song could be Leonard's epitaph: Tower of Song


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiAuXRK3Ogk

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 01:07 AM (bY0uH)

778 BTW, you should all really check out

http://greatagain.gov

Trump's transition site and outline for his first days in office. It's like a conservative's wet dream.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 01:07 AM (G8TO0)

779
Has Bill Wynn made an appearance after his coincidentally timed arrival the day before the election?
Posted by: Landofskybluewater



Yes.

He stopped by to give the correct answers to last week's CHEM 100 mid-term.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 11, 2016 01:08 AM (kdS6q)

780 739 I'd love Cruz and Gowdy for SCOTUS. They are young enough to sit for 30 years.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 11, 2016 12:51 AM (wke9c)
I want Gowdy for AG

Posted by: mullingthingsover at November 11, 2016 01:09 AM (6jt6G)

781 773. Seconded. No need for a vote - we know it is our destiny.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 11, 2016 01:09 AM (J14CD)

782 See, I knew people here would make stuff up.

That is made up, isn't it?

Posted by: girldog at November 10, 2016 10:47 PM (zRsYY)

Trump is going to band the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He's going to make America grate again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 01:09 AM (bY0uH)

783
Are the Dims who replaced Kirk and Mayotte any more liberal than they were
Posted by: Jean



Better an enemy to the front, than an enemy behind.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 11, 2016 01:09 AM (kdS6q)

784 GI'd buy Yellowstone, but the liability insurance on the caldera would be a buzz kill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 01:00 AM (bY0uH)

But think of it, your own personal extinction event level weapon.

The guy with the H&K next door would be envious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Go big or go home

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2016 01:09 AM (2RVmA)

785 Morning news conference at two in the afternoon,.

Locks himself out of the White House Press Room.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 11, 2016 01:05 AM (kdS6q)



You owe me a fvcking keyboard and screen, ya bass terd.

*stands and salutes*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2016 01:09 AM (v5iqM)

786 But still, the opposition is not dead. They are even now making plans to defeat Trump's agenda. We need all the support we can get.


Frog, meet Scorpion.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2016 01:10 AM (qUNWi)

787 Speaking of socks, what happened to Mary's gal pal
Susan Olivia Cuthbertson Klein?

Haven't seen her in ages.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 01:10 AM (d76uN)

788 So I'm going in to negotiate for one of three things:
A raise and/or another day I can work at home
The ability to earn overtime (I'm salary)
The blessing to moonlight at a not-current competitor, but possibly could be down the line.

Wish me luck

Posted by: mullingthingsover at November 11, 2016 01:11 AM (6jt6G)

789 Thanks for that link, AlwaysTrump, have seen excerpts but was planning to look at it - and yes from what I've seen I was starting to, um, feel funny down there looking at the policy agenda.


All of which was either explicitly highlighted or implied in Trump's campaign, esp. the stretch run. Semi-rhetorically I put out the question here for the Never/Queasy/Whining Trumpers several times, non-sarcastically: which of these big policy directions do you *not* welcome, hell, which ones have you not been desperately waiting for going on 10 years in some cases? OK, so then?


Was never around for any answers.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2016 01:12 AM (QDnY+)

790 787 Speaking of socks, what happened to Mary's gal pal
Susan Olivia Cuthbertson Klein?

Haven't seen her in ages.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 01:10 AM (d76uN)



That was torquewrench's schtick. Complain to him the next time you see him.

Posted by: buzzion at November 11, 2016 01:12 AM (bMG0w)

791 What's all this about Gowdy for AG? has any of his investigations led to a prosecution? All I remember is that one of the worst criminals in our country's history wasn't even sweating after Gowdy interrogated her for hours.

Posted by: doug at November 11, 2016 01:12 AM (Y7fRE)

792 brought a Longbranch #4 Mk 1* home today from El Cajon...

i can't recommend AO Sword to San Diego area morons highly enough... great staff and David, the owner, is a great guy and very knowledgeable. well worth the approximately 300 mile round trip from our house here in The Valley... they have some really interesting stuff in the racks.

if you live closer, you should go on by and say "hi"... tell them the "crazy guy from LA" sent you.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 01:13 AM (m+rs2)

793 So, shaden-girlie-hard-ons? Doesn't quite roll off the tongue like shadenboner.

----------------------------------------

Well, it does roll off better than Schaden-urethral-sponge/clitoral-engorgement response-er.

And, in more vulval wonderfulness, you might want to look up "clitoral legs". The clit, it's got legs. The legs, they get, with apologies to PoP, hard. But that is internal too.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 01:13 AM (DW+jj)

794 Press Secretary? There is only one real choice.





Matt Drudge? Milo whatever his name is?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Chris Plants, Ace
---
I don't think ace much likes the camera.

However he could be undersecretary of tweets

Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2016 01:14 AM (3Liv/)

795 That was torquewrench's schtick. Complain to him the next time you see him.

Posted by: buzzion at November 11, 2016 01:12 AM (bMG0w)

Complain? Nah. Just ask for some new material now that pollman is gone until 2020.

Gotta have some entertainment.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 01:15 AM (d76uN)

796 red, danggit, still haven't been able to drop by AO Sword, but gonna do it before long. I have to stay out of fun stores, generally, until the oil well kicks in again and the $$$ are overflowing.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2016 01:15 AM (QDnY+)

797 I mean complain to him about why he hasn't done it lately.

Posted by: buzzion at November 11, 2016 01:16 AM (bMG0w)

798 During the election we ran a campaign stop for Trump, selling bumper stickers, buttons, etc. We probably saw about 5000 people in three months.

We have done this for the local Republican Party in the past, so the change in attitude in the electorate was observable and palpable.

I would chide the women that came in (they were about half of our visitors) that we weren't the Hillary headquarters. They would shoot holes through me with their looks. I'd push them a little further and say "You aren't supposed to like Trump. He hates women you know?"

The reactions were priceless. There are a great number of strong, conservative women in the South that hate Whoopie, Joy and the whiny, mouthy liberal trash meant to attract and bend the ear of genteel housewives. These women work, run the house and kick ass.

My favorite visitors were the 70+ year old Baptist Church ladies that would give you a wink and say in a whisper "I hope he locks her up. She's a bitch!"

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 11, 2016 01:16 AM (wke9c)

799 Early numbers in FL looking grim, but Giuliani trying to put up a brave face.


(sorry, this one is still good even 48 hours later)

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2016 01:16 AM (QDnY+)

800 Man I really wanted Giuliani to get nominated.

Eh. Whateves.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2016 01:18 AM (qUNWi)

801 So, shaden-girlie-hard-ons? Doesn't quite roll off the tongue like shadenboner.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at November 11, 2016 01:02 AM (6jt6G)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE GOT IN TROUBLE FOR ORALLY PLEASURING HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS IN THE BATHROOMS OF CLUBS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 11, 2016 01:18 AM (3Liv/)

802 Better an enemy to the front, than an enemy behind.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

Yes, hate that bi-partisian label on crap

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2016 01:18 AM (2RVmA)

803 But that is internal too.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 01:13 AM (DW+jj)

Just because my reproductive organs are on the inside rather than the outside...

Posted by: Samantha Carter-O'Neill at November 11, 2016 01:18 AM (brIR5)

804 Mattis for SecDef.
------------------------------
He would need an Act of Congress to serve prior to May 2020 would he not?

Posted by: RioBravo at November 11, 2016 01:18 AM (NUqwG)

805 The Leftists are angry theses days, my friends.

What a bunch of losers. Sore losers. They go out into the streets and pitch a big ol' hissy fit.
Most are young and stupid with no job and still live with mom and dad. Of course these children are only twenty four years old so I could cut them some slack. But no, I won't.
Suck it up buttercups. Life gets a lot worse than this. Wait until you have real worries. And you will. Mommy and Daddy won't be around forever to wipe your tears away. Maybe by then you will have matured enough to face life as an adult.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at November 11, 2016 01:18 AM (rb1zT)

806 If I see him I'll give him some encouragement.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 01:18 AM (d76uN)

807 Man I really wanted Giuliani to get nominated.
Eh. Whateves.
**************************

Rudy would have ran in 2008 if he hadn't been fighting cancer. Even though he's not a conservative stalwart he was an easy choice over McCain. I'm really glad he'll finally have a chance now to serve on a national level. It was a long time coming.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 01:21 AM (G8TO0)

808 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? These protests are not grassroots. This is BLM et all. This is the fucking DNC.

Posted by: james at November 11, 2016 01:21 AM (jxw6R)

809 Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 11, 2016 01:18 AM (3Liv/)

hahahaha

OMG, that was a fortuitous sock fail

Posted by: mullingthingsover at November 11, 2016 01:21 AM (6jt6G)

810
He would need an Act of Congress to serve prior to May 2020 would he not?
Posted by: RioBravo

Same as Flynn

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2016 01:21 AM (2RVmA)

811 Anyone know offhand-what the percentage of people who voted for Trump over Hillary was and how many people that represented?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2016 01:22 AM (tOcW/)

812 Malcolm Tent

I owe you a Bourbon.

And I'd buy a shot for any of those olde Baptist Biddies who would secretly sneak such a thing, too.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2016 01:22 AM (v5iqM)

813 No love for Levin as AG

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2016 01:22 AM (2RVmA)

814 Godspeed Clay Gruel, USMC.


Posted by: Weirddave at November 11, 2016 12:39 AM (Ga9pP)

=============
Amen! Prayers and thanks, Clay.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 11, 2016 01:23 AM (tHwdc)

815 I do love the people advocating for a California exit. No concept whatever what that means. What currency will you use? How will you pay for your massive pensions with this non-currency? The conquest of California by Mexico will be their first military victory since they beat France in the battle of Puebla 160 yrs ago.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 11, 2016 01:25 AM (TP/rY)

816 ... "80's redux, baby!"

so, are you saying trump is a time traveler sent back as a last resort from a desolate big brother future to stop obama-ism? like the terminator in reverse?

ummm, sure.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 11, 2016 01:25 AM (WTSFk)

817 as posted earlier by Tami, I think, this came to mind.
something, something, racks, minks per Melania
a poor drummer boy was asked -- show me

to my mind, this has something of drum player's adage

I hope Al helps us all through the deplorable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhr50jtkj2k

deplorable, irredeemable.
Hope to see y'all somewhere in Texas when I get to play this kind of music with capables, though we are all perhaps deplorable, dunno.

This is what I want to do as your humble drum player. Yep.

Posted by: micky at November 11, 2016 01:25 AM (o5vMc)

818 oh. duh. Ladyshadenboner.

Posted by: mullingthingsover at November 11, 2016 01:25 AM (6jt6G)

819 RioBravo may have a point - what is it, a 5-yr period before uniformed retired can serve as SecDef? I think this would snare Gen. Flynn as well, right?


Not exactly sure how to tap Mattis' special abilities. And really, given that he's a war-fighter and Trump and much of his base would be averse to almost any imaginable use of force, it's sort of academic.


Flynn as Nat. Security Advisor, perhaps.


Don't get the Sessions talk. I think he's most valuable right where he is, where he should prove to be a key Senate ally in the biggest/most important fight Trump will have - illegal migration, immigration enforcement, border security (not sure how much of a "fight" there will be, but we'll know before long).


Stache at State.


DHS really should be broken up again, probably. Sheriff Clark as head of Border Patrol under whatever administrative arrangement (talk about a morale situation improving about 93% in a few months if that happens).


Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2016 01:26 AM (QDnY+)

820 No more runs on guns, my guess, prices should drop a bit.

Posted by: doug at November 11, 2016 01:27 AM (Y7fRE)

821 Ask Vic.

This is why I don't drink while I'm reading.

Press Secretary

Milo, yes. Ann Coulter, yes. Ace, triple flaming skull yes.

Ace: You fuckers understand that when I use the word cocksucker, ten times a day, it's an adjective, not a pejorative. You there
*points to person in audience*
-- yeah you. What you said said on twitter yesterday was dense, so incurably vapid that you must suck cock to have the job that puts you in that seat.

So, are we done with the G8 summit, should we move on?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2016 01:27 AM (VdICR)

822 Anyone know offhand-what the percentage of people who voted for Trump over Hillary was and how many people that represented?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2016 01:22 AM (tOcW/)
-----------------------------------------
Is this what you are asking?

Trump: 60,068,599 47.4%
Cliton: 60,458,647 47.7%

CNN as of 12:14 EST 11/11

CNN on-line has been updating with latest results regularly.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 11, 2016 01:27 AM (NUqwG)

823 And Jim, I'd be honored to drink it with you my friend.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 11, 2016 01:27 AM (wke9c)

824 Jeff Sessions. Senate Majority Leader.

I think he should try for it.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 01:27 AM (d76uN)

825 Night all, managed to get to 10,200+ plus words. Just shy of 2,200 written tonight. Getting closer to catching up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2016 01:28 AM (HgtNw)

826 Hey horde. Just an update about my dad, because we had so many loving prayers from ya'll. He passed today, finally, very peacefully, with my mom by his side, at home, with no hospice or interference, and though I will miss him so much, I'm grateful that he escaped this mortal coil in the manner he wanted. He gave me so much. Love of knowledge and reading, even though he had an eighth grade education, he was the smartest and most well-read person I ever have known. Good work ethic. Just a damn good dad, all around. God bless him. And thanks again, morons, for the prayers.

Posted by: kalneva at November 10, 2016 11:23 PM (vhW1R)

My condolences to you, kalneva. Treasure the memories.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 01:28 AM (bY0uH)

827 102
The Hitler parodies jumped the Berlin Wall a while back.

Clearly, someone needs to make a "Hitler finds out Hitler parodies have jumped the shark" Hitler parody...

Posted by: Anachronda at November 11, 2016 01:28 AM (Oi5b2)

828 DJT should take over the POTUS twitter handle as well.

Also, POTUS finally got rid of the upside down eagle that had been on there for years.

Posted by: mullingthingsover at November 11, 2016 01:29 AM (6jt6G)

829 So MI went to Her Heinous? Is that final? (looked at map on RCP)


Damn, that's disappointing if true. Yes, yes, razor-close, but still. Picking up MI was just huge - a PA/WI/MI flip/sweep is a super-nova in electoral politics, losing MI from that line-up stings a bit.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2016 01:31 AM (QDnY+)

830 I know Gowdy is the popular choice for AG, I just think he is too valuable to waste on a 4 or 8 year run.

If he gets SCOTUS, we have him for a lifetime.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 11, 2016 01:33 AM (wke9c)

831 You'd know, I'd love that as trolling. What drives the SJWettes crazy is how we myn just go gaga over the hot babes, and overlook their ugly, hirsute asses.

I would love to troll them on that score.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 12:37 AM (DW+jj)


Ali G:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0gqn2F_Uu4

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 01:33 AM (zc3Db)

832 Be well all.

Crazy shit across the street is done.

Cars are gone, it's been just weird. Hope your day is normal tomorrow.

T

Posted by: Farmer at November 11, 2016 01:35 AM (o/90i)

833 Gowdy for AG?

That's interesting. What accomplishments did any of his investigations produce?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 01:36 AM (d76uN)

834 Frog and scorpion yes.

What could the NeverTrumpers do that would make them worth trusting? "They painted themselves in a rhetorical corner." Bullshit. So did Ace and so did I. My jokes about Trump were the best, believe me.

They never struggled inward except when they specifically mention it to advance their point. They postured for attention and halo-polishing, and I don't think it's a step up from wearing black nail polish and cutting themselves. Fuck them all.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2016 01:36 AM (VdICR)

835 Posted by: kalneva at November 10, 2016 11:23 PM (vhW1R)

Sorry for your loss. Glad he passed peacefully and isn't that wonderful that he gave you a love of knowledge and reading.?That's one of the things I'm most grateful to my mom and dad for-for a love of reading. Not too happy about the hundreds and hundreds of books I still have from them, but yes, the reading has been a great pleasure in my life.

My God comfort you and your family and his friends

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2016 01:36 AM (tOcW/)

836 I thought Michigan went Trump.

Posted by: CMU VET at November 11, 2016 01:37 AM (C+wjz)

837 On the crying and fear:
I have a sort of avuncular mentor relationship with a young graduate female student who is Muslim. She knows me as a 50 year old arch conservative that she can trust who voted gladly for Trump. When she told me that Trumps victory made her scared I told her "good...I'm glad you are scared....that tells me you have learned something.....now we can have an adult discussion about the limits of executive power"



Posted by: Tj at November 11, 2016 01:38 AM (ZvVmN)

838 Now that I've just taken it down, I can reveal the "practical joke" I've had up all election season:

All around my neighborhood, everyone is a smug liberal. But as was also reported anecdotally nationwide, there were very few, if any Hillary signs out around here in 2016. In fact, I only ever saw two houses in my (fairly large) extended neighborhood with Hillary signs.

HOWEVER, hundreds of them had "Bernie 2016" signs, and literally thousands of folks have some type of "Obama" poster or sticker or sign or something somewhere on their car or property. And yes, even a smattering of Kerry and Gore stickers could still be spotted here and there if you searched close enough and long enough.

But the absence of Hillary signs was definitely striking, especially compared to the number of surviving Obama signs from both '12 and '08.

So I decided to do a bit of five-dimensional trolling: At an estate sale quite a few years ago I had found a bunch of leftover political paraphernalia from the '80s, which I had bought for five bucks and stuck in a box in the garage. Around this September I went out to the garage and rooted around and found...a fabulous large (but faded and creased)

DUKAKIS/BENTSEN '88

poster!

So what did I do?

I placed it prominently in my front window, well-illuminated day and night. It was quite large -- maybe 2' x 3'.

Now, on the surface, I was joining the tribe of self-professed liberals. So I couldn't be criticized. But underneath that surface, I was viciously mocking my neighbors by displaying a Democratic campaign poster that was so egregiously out of date. I was trolling every other liberal in the neighborhood. You want to virtue-signal with an "Obama 2008" sign, despite it being 8 years out of date? Hell, I'll totally out-do you with a liberal sign that's 28 years out of date!

It was as if I was creating a new arms race -- the more obsolete the liberal virtue-signalling, the more pure-hearted and higher status one was!

But, needless to say, it was a sarcastic arms-race, highlighting the irrelevant antiquity of their signs -- and more importantly, by extension pointing out the ABSENCE of any contemporary signage for Hillary!

An extra level of sadistic mockery which took the trolling from four-dimensional to five-dimensional was of course that the Dukakis campaign was a kaleidoscopic failure of biblical proportions, making my vivid reminder of it even more mystifying and discomfort-inducing.

Was my trolling successful? I don't really know. I didn't stand there peeking out my front curtains all day to see how many passing liberals I freaked out. But I did monitor the parents' reactions on Halloween at least (the poster was right by the front door), and every single time a parent was escorting some trick-or-treaters, I noticed them giving my poster long quizzical looks which seemingly turned to depression and shame.

Anyway, I just took it down, so I can finally reveal the prank!

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 01:38 AM (jBuUi)

839 Clearly, someone needs to make a "Hitler finds out Hitler parodies have jumped the shark" Hitler parody...

Way ahead of you, buddy. Yeah I steal all your best ideas, but you know you love me

Posted by: The Internet at November 11, 2016 01:38 AM (VdICR)

840
Michigan recount rules

Statewide elections decided by 2,000 or less votes trigger an automatic recount,.

Candidates who lose by larger margins in unofficial results can still request recounts in a whole district or in certain precincts. The cost is $25 per precinct if the election is close, or $125 per precinct if its not, The money is refunded if the recount changes the result of the election.



Do it GOP. Do not be cheap here.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 11, 2016 01:39 AM (kdS6q)

841 "I thought Michigan went Trump."

They kept finding uncounted votes until they got the result they wanted.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 01:39 AM (d76uN)

842 I thought Michigan went Trump.

Posted by: CMU VET at November 11, 2016 01:37 AM (C+wjz)


Trump's ahead in Michigan but I don't think anyone has called it, yet. It's probably going to just wait for the actual count.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 01:40 AM (zc3Db)

843 Posted by: RioBravo at November 11, 2016 01:27 AM (NUqwG)

That's really close. This sounds crazy but they won't suddenly find enough votes to declare her the winner, will they?

And hopefully people know that I'm not a troll, but what's with this suit about Trump U that will go forward in later November ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2016 01:40 AM (tOcW/)

844 Bourbon (I assume we're talking about pundit-types now), as with most of this stuff, I am pretty cold about it, not one to get all worked up over "treason" and "back-stabbing" and that sort of thing (excitement about which, in this case, is very easy to understand).


It's just a disappearance of respect for these people. They make no sense. Their "arguments" are silly, at best. They transformed themselves into clowns like Krugman or Brooks or the idiot Robinson at WaPo - whereas before they sometimes produced thoughtful stuff.


We saw quite a bit of the silly, illogical NT stuff rightcha here at the HQ, as you probably recall.


These people have become, apparently, as brain-dead and deluded as so much of the populace (the ones "scared" about what will happen to them under Trump, without any reason whatsoever). Or, at least, they're pretending to be.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2016 01:42 AM (QDnY+)

845 They kept finding uncounted votes until they got the result they wanted.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 01:39 AM (d76uN)


Oh. Did he lose the count finally?

It's hard to stop the trunk cotes from spilling in as time goes on. I wouldn't be interested in a recount (since it doesn't matter) but I would like to see an investigation of their ballots and counting methods. What the hell took so long? Go over the voter rolls ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 01:44 AM (zc3Db)

846 Trump up by just under 13,000 votes in Michigan with 100% precincts reported. I don't know why some are not showing it for Trump including CNN. Maybe there are mail-in or early provisional ballots to be counted?

Posted by: RioBravo at November 11, 2016 01:44 AM (NUqwG)

847 Absolutely, LDC - worth it to win MI. We're talking pocket change for the RNC - or Trump's grandson. Glad to hear it's not over - RCP has it blue on their electoral map.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2016 01:45 AM (QDnY+)

848 Off with me now, to the snoozer.

But I won't forget those owed Bourbons.

Collectable in Galveston, on demand.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 11, 2016 01:47 AM (v5iqM)

849 839
Clearly, someone needs to make a "Hitler finds out Hitler parodies have jumped the shark" Hitler parody...



Way ahead of you, buddy. Yeah I steal all your best ideas, but you know you love me


Guess I'll need to work up a "Hitler finds out somebody already made that Hitler parody video" Hitler parody video.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 11, 2016 01:48 AM (Oi5b2)

850 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 01:44 AM (zc3Db)

I don't know what is happening now. RCP still has not called MI for some reason even though 100% of Precincts have reported.

No the beast has not officially won. Trump is still in the lead with 47.6 to 47.3.

Looking for actualy vote totals now.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 01:49 AM (d76uN)

851 "Found" votes should immediately be discounted. There needs to be a chain of custody type system implemented for delivering votes. You liberal shits want to shout and scream about ID being so awful? Well you shouldn't be allowed to magically find 30000 votes in someone's car 4 hours after the votes were starting to be counted.

Posted by: buzzion at November 11, 2016 01:50 AM (bMG0w)

852 Shouldn't there be an app that generates Hitler parody videos from a text file by now?

Posted by: Anachronda at November 11, 2016 01:51 AM (Oi5b2)

853 I just checked RCP. They have finally given AZ to Trump (don't know why it took so long, he was up 3-4 %) for 290 EV. MI is still not decided but Trump leading by 0.3% with 100% counted, must be absentee or dead voters still needing to be added to the totals. NH also not decided yet, HRC up by 0.3%. I will give them NH for MI to put Trump over 300 EV.

Posted by: FOAF at November 11, 2016 01:51 AM (p0JMG)

854 dug a big ass hole in our front yard

That can be read two ways. Dug a big-ass hole, or dug a big asshole. I initially read that the latter way.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 12:39 AM (DW+jj)

============
I dug a big asshole for awhile, but eventually regained my self-respect and told him to bugger off.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 11, 2016 01:51 AM (tHwdc)

855 Zombie, I'm looking for a Goldwater sticker for an antique car.

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2016 01:52 AM (2RVmA)

856 O,.K I'll complain about this again. How stupid is Sally Kohn that she actually thinks Trump, a NY'er who is, after all socially liberal is going to round up gays and put them in camps?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2016 01:53 AM (tOcW/)

857 Gotta go nite, nite...See you all tomorrow!

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 11, 2016 01:53 AM (O2RFr)

858 speaking of trolls:

as we were getting on the 101 today to start our journey, i noticed someone had placed 2 Donald Trump signs on the embankment, facing commuters as they come up the ramp.

i swerved over and grabbed one.

if the other is still there tomorrow, i'll souvenir it for my neighbor...

mine is going into the garage as a forever keepsake.

i was also informed by Resident Evil today that we will apparently be, sometime round the end of 2017/ beginning of 2018, Texas residents...

at least i won't be around for the secession idiocy, which is kinda sad, because it's gonna be an awesome fail, but if they manage to do it, this place will be a fascist paradise, complete with walls to keep you in, almost immediately.

as gun owners, we'll be the first to be rounded up or killed.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 01:54 AM (m+rs2)

859 On a more positive note, my hubby and I dug a big ass hole in our front yard, we're putting up our big ass American flag tommorow for all the awesome Veterans we know and Love!!
Happy Birthday beautiful Marines!!

Posted by: lousagirl at November 11, 2016 12:27 AM (9plvG)

If you dig big assholes, the world's largest can still be found in DC for another couple of months.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 01:55 AM (bY0uH)

860 Any news on the hammer falling on Broward bitches

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2016 01:55 AM (2RVmA)

861 "Well you shouldn't be allowed to magically find 30000 votes in someone's car 4 hours after the votes were starting to be counted."

Typical wingnut bigotry against the living-impaired. How do you sleep at night, buzzion?

Posted by: FOAF at November 11, 2016 01:55 AM (p0JMG)

862 Thanks for the info guys. Hell, no trade for NH! I want that too, I want it all. Not terribly meaningful, but not bereft of any meaning, if we're talking trying to translate political momentum into results.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2016 01:55 AM (QDnY+)

863 *deletes, deletes deletes*

Oh I recall, Rhomboid.


The international trailer for rouge Rogue One hit. I didn't like as much as the other trailers. It made me less optimistic for some reason, but I can't put my finger on it.

Maybe I wanted to see a non-Jedi movie. The universe is begging to be ripped wide open. What's the most un-StarWars movie we can set in this universe? And why aren't we making that?

I'm going to file that under Stuff George Lucas got right and JJ Abrams didn't.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2016 01:56 AM (VdICR)

864 Michigan's website has Trump winning with 13k votes.

It's over.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 01:56 AM (d76uN)

865 Yeah, FOAF, how about that buzzion? As a dead guy, you'd think he'd be especially sensitive to the rights of the deceased.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2016 01:57 AM (QDnY+)

866 FenelonSpoke: "How stupid is Sally Kohn that she actually thinks Trump, a NY'er who is, after all socially liberal is going to round up gays and put them in camps?"

Very very very

Posted by: FOAF at November 11, 2016 01:57 AM (p0JMG)

867 852
Shouldn't there be an app that generates Hitler parody videos from a text file by now?

Silly me... http://downfall.jfedor.org/

Clearly this calls for a "Hitler finds out there's a website that lets you make Hitler parody videos" Hitler parody video.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 11, 2016 01:58 AM (Oi5b2)

868 i've got a big button here in my desk tht reads "If I were 21 I'd vote for Barry"...

that's BG, not BO, for you youngsters.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 01:58 AM (m+rs2)

869 We're not going to C lean up election s until the Republican s cheat as well as the Democrats.

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2016 01:58 AM (2RVmA)

870 So I rarely post on the ONT. But I was touched tonight by my little girl. For some reason I'm blessed to have an elementary school with its head screwed on straight. They have statutes of Bald Eagles, and an entire wall of Declaration of Independence/Revolutionary war stuff; even a copy of the Bastogne guys response to the Germans (Nuts!).

Every year the 3rd grade class puts on a Veterans day performance/ concert. I went. Must have been a dusty room. They sang their little hearts out: the Star Spangled banner; they sang every military branches song (Anchors Away, etc).

The really interesting thing is that this school also does dual immersion spanish, and this is an agricultural area. Lots of not exactly legal people, you know? Yet there they were: all the Hispanic kids up there singing just as loud as the rest; and giving their lines praising America. Being led in the songs by the Hispanic teacher, who's running the slideshow with pictures of our troops and famous events like the flag raising over Iwo Jima (Mt. Siribachi). No Mexican flag; no Spanish translators; no wishy washy political correctness. The pledge of allegiance and God Bless America ringing out.

It was a true melting pot experience. I'm proud of them all, I really am. Sitting right behind the principal who's just beaming at the kids.

Man, I'm so lucky to live in a place that still thinks it's the 1950's sometime.

Posted by: Vanceone at November 11, 2016 01:59 AM (IQzhs)

871 They could have collected all the ballots in NHby mule cart by now

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2016 02:01 AM (2RVmA)

872
as we were getting on the 101 today, i noticed someone had placed 2 Donald Trump signs on the embankment. i swerved over and grabbed one.
Posted by: redc1c4




Sent a Sparkletts truck and a Land Rover full of Koreans careening into the iceplant as they tried to avoid me, but so totally worth it.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 11, 2016 02:03 AM (kdS6q)

873 Jean, you mean felonies committed against election integrity in Broward Co. FL? I read just a little about that - the woman who witnessed absentee ballot fraud being perpetrated by election employees?


Yeah yeah the plate is already pretty full but dammit one MORE urgent agenda item needing attention before momentum/capital are expended is serious action on election integrity.


Biggest obstacles are the constitutional prerogatives given to states to regulate elections, and perverse application of the Voter Rights Act (the consent decrees, etc). The constitutional primacy of states means, in effect, that states can (and certainly do) establish systems with poor integrity.


Wonder about the potential for a civil rights-based attack on this - election fraud disenfranchises voters. In general this civil rights argument is more powerful than about 90% of "civil rights" actions that have succeeded in recent decades - so why not try?


On the VR Act, don't know what the strategy should be. It's an abomination in practice, which does nothing to protect voting rights, much to impair them (by disenfranchising voters through lack of integrity), and should long ago have been filed in the circular file.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2016 02:05 AM (QDnY+)

874 I was going FBI or DCI

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2016 01:05 AM (2RVmA)

I would make him an Inspector General in the DOJ, tasked with rooting out corruption in any and all FedGov agencies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 02:06 AM (bY0uH)

875 That top picture could only made better by R. Lee Ermey and four or five other DI_s screaming at them.

Posted by: somejoe at November 11, 2016 02:06 AM (jdyyo)

876 We're not going to C lean up election s until the Republican s cheat as well as the Democrats.
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Alternatively we could get serious about jailing people who cast ballots illegally, say 10 years per ballot, and make it a felony so they can't vote again.

Mandatory life sentence/death penalty for trying to vote with a felony conviction (including the above)

Posted by: Methos at November 11, 2016 02:07 AM (3Liv/)

877 Vanceone - nice!


If only that described more places in America today.


They exist, but whereas they used to be the norm, now .....

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2016 02:08 AM (QDnY+)

878 naw, it was a safe swerve... i was the only vehicle on the ramp at the time, as it was about 1130 and i move pretty fat for a fat old man when i need to...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 02:08 AM (m+rs2)

879 Jean: "We're not going to C lean up election s until the Republican s cheat as well as the Democrats."

I was on a baseball thread elsewhere and someone expressed amazement that the Cubs' victory parade had 5 million when the population of Chicago is 2.7 million. I responded "Kinda like their elections".

Posted by: FOAF at November 11, 2016 02:08 AM (p0JMG)

880 i move pretty fat for a FAST old man when i need to...

stupid fingers.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 02:09 AM (m+rs2)

881 855 Zombie, I'm looking for a Goldwater sticker for an antique car.
Posted by: Jean


I have a whole roll of Goldwater stickers! Seriously! Literally 100 of them.

They are, however, literally the size of postage stamps. I think they were designed to be affixed to envelopes -- not on car bumpers. So it probably wouldn't do you much good, as you can't tell what is says any further away than about 8 feet.

I think a simple/obviously solution for you is simply to track down a jpeg of a Goldwater logo from 1964, and simply get it color printed, and glue it onto your bumper yourself! No need to find an original bumpersticker, which be be hard to find AND expensive.

Just to a simple Google image search for goldwater campaign 1964 -- zillions of images pop up.

Here, in fact, it a super-high-res scan of an actual car bumpersticker from 1964, in perfect condition - -the real thing:

http://library.sc.edu/blogs/scpc/files/2014/10/bumper-sticker-liberty-bell.jpg

Download that, print it out, glue it on -- you're good to go!

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 02:10 AM (jBuUi)

882 it's Fing sad when you F up a typo correction with another typo...

i give up: y'll know what i meant

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 02:10 AM (m+rs2)

883 Good one, LDC! What is that turnoff on the south-bound 101 in the Valley, toward the 405 junction - it plunges down and sharply to the right, the "advisory" yellow speed sign says "15"?


Jeebus. It's the 101 in LA. "Slow lane" traffic is about 70MPH and up, when feasible. And you're supposed to turn off the freeway and slow to 15 in about 20 feet while executing a 100-degree right turn? I've seen that exit for 20 years or more, never taken it, and wondered how many wrecks much have happened there since it was built back in the 60s.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2016 02:11 AM (QDnY+)

884 @808. Of course its BLM and the DNC. And Soros. They organize these protests. But the stupid brats who are out there doing the protesting are just stupid. Maybe they will grow up someday.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at November 11, 2016 02:13 AM (rb1zT)

885 Awwww-A kid who was at the Indiana State Fair wrote to Mike Pence:

http://tinyurl.com/jtw86p4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2016 02:14 AM (tOcW/)

886 Thanks rhomboid. I actually was thinking that Kapernick would probably have messed his pants to be there for the whole thing. And Harvard students would have exploded. Trigglypuff would have died on the spot.

It was all nice and respectful and the kind of thing that gave Kruschev nightmares, no doubt.

Posted by: Vanceone at November 11, 2016 02:15 AM (IQzhs)

887 #870

The way it used to be. What a beautiful story, Vanceone.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 11, 2016 02:15 AM (tHwdc)

888 https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/796770005471916036

BWHAHAHA!!!

ValJar looks salty!! BWHAHAHA

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 11, 2016 02:16 AM (J6uVH)

889 Rudy would have ran in 2008 if he hadn't been fighting cancer. Even though he's not a conservative stalwart he was an easy choice over McCain. I'm really glad he'll finally have a chance now to serve on a national level. It was a long time coming.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 11, 2016 01:21 AM (G8TO0)


Rudy ran in 2008.

He skipped Iowa and NH so that he could focus on FL and be the winner there and become the frontrunner. His strategy failed.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 11, 2016 02:16 AM (1JnAL)

890 I would love to see Ms. Conway as the first female president. They thwarted palin and that's fair in love and war.

Ps: ivanka would be fine be as well.

Posted by: KellyAnne's inaugural fan club member at November 11, 2016 02:18 AM (TDal4)

891 My mistake. It was the Hendricks County, 4-H Fair.

I like Mike Pence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2016 02:18 AM (tOcW/)

892 Two more authentic Goldwater bumperstickers from 1964 in super-duper high-res scans:

http://library.sc.edu/blogs/scpc/files/2014/10/brochure-gold-background.jpg

http://library.sc.edu/blogs/scpc/files/2014/10/bumper-sticker-small-orange.jpg

Also, this one, medium-res:

http://library.sc.edu/blogs/scpc/files/2014/10/sticker-AUH2O.jpg

And for the record, here is the first one again:

http://library.sc.edu/blogs/scpc/files/2014/10/bumper-sticker-liberty-bell.jpg

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 02:19 AM (jBuUi)

893 it's Fing sad when you F up a typo correction with another typo...

i give up: y'll know what i meant


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 02:10 AM (m+rs2)



I thought it was hilarious!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 11, 2016 02:20 AM (tHwdc)

894 I'll bet you that many young people of voting age today would not get Au H2O.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 02:21 AM (bY0uH)

895 ladyshadenboner:

https://twitter.com/GayPatriot/status/796874656896663554

Posted by: mullingthingsover at November 11, 2016 02:21 AM (6jt6G)

896 Awwww-A kid who was at the Indiana State Fair wrote to Mike Pence:

http://tinyurl.com/jtw86p4
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2016 02:14 AM (tOcW/)
-----------
Nice.

(Now I begin the joking part of the comment...)

The photo is from a county fair, when does the state fair come into play?

4-H is a federal program. Can I favor that and maintain my limited-governement, true-conservative credentials?

Posted by: RioBravo at November 11, 2016 02:21 AM (NUqwG)

897 ValJar looks salty!! BWHAHAHA

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 11, 2016 02:16 AM (J6uVH)



ValJar can suck a bag of assholes.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 11, 2016 02:23 AM (tHwdc)

898 853 I just checked RCP. They have finally given AZ to Trump (don't know why it took so long, he was up 3-4 %) for 290 EV. MI is still not decided but Trump leading by 0.3% with 100% counted, must be absentee or dead voters still needing to be added to the totals. NH also not decided yet, HRC up by 0.3%. I will give them NH for MI to put Trump over 300 EV.
Posted by: FOAF at November 11, 2016 01:51 AM (p0JMG)


I thought the same thing about AZ yesterday, and when I looked it up, they were reporting 100% of the precincts were in, but that there were 600K votes still out. I'm guessing provisionals and absentees. So they needed to get counting on those, and probably when it became apparent that there were fewer votes outstanding that could change the outcome, the media called it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 11, 2016 02:23 AM (1JnAL)

899 I thought it was hilarious!
...
i'll take that as a consolation prize...

sad thing is i'm not even buzzed, let alone hammered

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 02:24 AM (m+rs2)

900 And...Oakland is a war zone once again, for the second night in a row:

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Protests-planned-again-Thursday-night-in-Oakland-10607003.php

"Anti-Trump demonstrators spilled onto the streets of downtown Oakland on Thursday night, meeting resistance from police who sought to prevent protesters from stopping freeway traffic and looting downtown businesses as they'd done the night before.

Large crowds from a peaceful rally at Frank H. Ogawa Plaza that ended around 8 p.m. tried to make their way down Broadway, where on Wednesday some lit street fires, smashed windows and sprayed graffiti."



Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 02:25 AM (jBuUi)

901 [For the first time in a while] I'm proud of this country [again]

Posted by: KellyAnne's inaugural fan club member at November 11, 2016 02:26 AM (TDal4)

902 855 Zombie, I'm looking for a Goldwater sticker for an antique car.

I once saw a corvair with a Nader bumper sticker. I thought that was the greatest thing ever.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 11, 2016 02:26 AM (Ga9pP)

903 873 Jean, you mean felonies committed against election integrity in Broward Co. FL? I read just a little about that - the woman who witnessed absentee ballot fraud being perpetrated by election employees?


Yeah yeah the plate is already pretty full but dammit one MORE urgent agenda item needing attention before momentum/capital are expended is serious action on election integrity.


Biggest obstacles are the constitutional prerogatives given to states to regulate elections, and perverse application of the Voter Rights Act (the consent decrees, etc). The constitutional primacy of states means, in effect, that states can (and certainly do) establish systems with poor integrity.


Wonder about the potential for a civil rights-based attack on this - election fraud disenfranchises voters. In general this civil rights argument is more powerful than about 90% of "civil rights" actions that have succeeded in recent decades - so why not try?


On the VR Act, don't know what the strategy should be. It's an abomination in practice, which does nothing to protect voting rights, much to impair them (by disenfranchising voters through lack of integrity), and should long ago have been filed in the circular file.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2016 02:05 AM (QDnY+)


Since this was a Federal election, the DoJ has a lot of latitude to go after it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 11, 2016 02:27 AM (1JnAL)

904 EB 101 W of the 405?

ima guess you mean Haskell Ave

https://www.bing.com/mapspreview?q=encino+camkt=enFORM=HDRSC4

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 02:27 AM (m+rs2)

905 I think it's tacky and sophomoric for the Obama staffers to coordinate in wearing black. Nobody died. Hillary just wasn't elected.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2016 02:27 AM (tOcW/)

906 Since this was a Federal election, the DoJ has a lot of latitude to go after it.

---
but they would have to find "intent"...


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 02:28 AM (m+rs2)

907 I once saw a corvair with a Nader bumper sticker. I thought that was the greatest thing ever.

Posted by: Weirddave at November 11, 2016 02:26 AM (Ga9pP)

I believe some Corvair fans do that just to troll Nader.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 02:28 AM (bY0uH)

908 Since a couple of earlier comments took me to election results, I looked up some semi-randomly selected vote margins as currently shown on CCN online.

Trump Up:

PA 68,236
WI 27,257
MI 11,837

FL 119,770

Clinton Up:

MN 43,785
CO 74,754
NH 2,528
ME 20,035
NV 26,434

Posted by: RioBravo at November 11, 2016 02:28 AM (NUqwG)

909 I want a refund

Posted by: George Soros' ghost at November 11, 2016 02:28 AM (TDal4)

910 Since this was a Federal election, the DoJ has a lot of latitude to go after it.

---
but they would have to find "intent"...
-----------------------------------
No. Law of Relativity

Posted by: RioBravo at November 11, 2016 02:29 AM (NUqwG)

911 "Anti-Trump demonstrators spilled onto the streets of downtown Oakland on Thursday night, meeting resistance from police who sought to prevent protesters from stopping freeway traffic and looting downtown businesses as they'd done the night before.

Large crowds from a peaceful rally at Frank H. Ogawa Plaza that ended around 8 p.m. tried to make their way down Broadway, where on Wednesday some lit street fires, smashed windows and sprayed graffiti."



Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 02:25 AM (jBuUi)


Peaceful rally that includes arson, vandalism, and theft.

Sounds really peaceful to me.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 11, 2016 02:30 AM (1JnAL)

912 894 I'll bet you that many young people of voting age today would not get Au H2O.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


There are many videos on YouTube of people going on to American college campuses and getting half the student body to sign a petition banning "dihydrogen monoxide."

A full history can be found here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax

Short version:

Maybe 5% of college-educated Americans know what H2O is. Just sad. So, you are absolutely correct -- nobody would get the pun.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 02:30 AM (jBuUi)

913
Over at Breitbart, in "Huffington Post: DNC Staffer Screams at Donna Brazile for Helping Elect Donald Trump" --

"You are part of the problem," he continued, blaming Brazile for clearing the path for Trump's victory by siding with Clinton early on. "You and your friends will die of old age and I'm going to die from climate change. You and your friends let this happen, which is going to cut 40 years off my life expectancy."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 11, 2016 02:32 AM (BK3ZS)

914 Rudy ran in 2008.

He skipped Iowa and NH so that he could focus on FL and be the winner there and become the frontrunner. His strategy failed.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 11, 2016 02:16 AM (1JnAL)


It wasn't just his strategy. He was soft on illegals. I love Rudy. I think he's great. But I wouldn't vote for him based on that serious failing.

And for the original poster, Rudy's cancer took him out of the earlier Senate race against Shrillary.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 02:32 AM (zc3Db)

915 On the VR Act, don't know what the strategy should be. It's an abomination in practice,

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2016 02:05 AM (QDnY+)


It's un-Constitutional as written, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 02:33 AM (zc3Db)

916 Peaceful rally that includes arson, vandalism, and theft.
------------------------------
No. no.no. Yesterday's rally aftermarch resulted in arson, etc.

Tonight's rally was peaceful through the beginning of the aftermarch. Hence, the police intervention in the aftermarch is completely unwarranted tonight.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 11, 2016 02:34 AM (NUqwG)

917 yep red, Haskell Ave. - don't tell me THAT exit hasn't seen its share of carnage over the years

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2016 02:34 AM (QDnY+)

918 Whats up you bunch of racist sexist deporable H8RZ!!!


I've been told that if I didn't vote for Hillary I obviously voted for Trump, and I only voted for Trump because I was a racist sexist deplorable H8R...and I really hate to drink alone.

Posted by: Deplorable GGE at November 11, 2016 02:35 AM (vbvxt)

919 Maybe 5% of college-educated Americans know what H2O is. Just sad. So, you are absolutely correct -- nobody would get the pun.

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 02:30 AM (jBuUi)

Just for shits and giggles, next Gerbil Worming activist you meet, ask them what the current value is, for CO2 concentration in the atmosphere. Few of them have the slightest clue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 02:36 AM (bY0uH)

920 I'm about to get banned from a lefty football message board I've been frequenting forever.


And I'm good as hell with that.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2016 02:38 AM (qUNWi)

921
naw, it was a safe swerve...
Posted by: redc1c4



Aieeeeeeeeee!

*crash*

*BOOM!*

Posted by: A Land Rover full of Koreans smashing thru the safety barrier and ending as a fireball on Hayvenhurst Avenue.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 11, 2016 02:38 AM (kdS6q)

922
Who is playing against the Electoral College Red Ghosts on this weekend's football card?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 11, 2016 02:39 AM (BK3ZS)

923 Just for shits and giggles, next Gerbil Worming activist you meet, ask them what the current value is, for CO2 concentration in the atmosphere. Few of them have the slightest clue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 02:36 AM (bY0uH)
----------------------------------
In fairness, their position is based on the reported analysis of the scientific community and not their own knowledge.

I support expanding the US Border Patrol but I could not tell you their budget for FY 2017 if asked.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 11, 2016 02:41 AM (NUqwG)

924 TPOP the thing with the VR Act is there's a reasonable concern as to how to end its pernicious impact while minimizing the opportunities for being lynched by the opposition and the press (BIRM) for - wait for it - "racism".


Best way is for courts to cease being vile politicized unaccountable legislatures - so that inarguable things like ID requirements can be introduced by states. Don't know status of NC law - but if we have another seat in the chief unaccountable legislature for dummies, AKA SCOTUS, soon - I would think it could be appealed up, and finally some minimal common sense enforced on ID laws.


A reasonable and aggressive finding on IDs and election integrity/rights of voters not to be disenfranchised through fraud would even mean suits could then whip other states into line, those outside the VR Act scope - like CA.


OK, time for some Battle of the Bulge reading - obviously I'm getting delusional on the potential for progress in dragging America back into sane, adult territory ....

Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2016 02:41 AM (QDnY+)

925 922: Tampa University

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 11, 2016 02:41 AM (J6uVH)

926 "You are part of the problem," he continued, blaming Brazile for clearing the path for Trump's victory by siding with Clinton early on. "You and your friends will die of old age and I'm going to die from climate change. You and your friends let this happen, which is going to cut 40 years off my life expectancy."

haw! Does that mean that I will die of "climate change" if I move from Alberta to Arizona for the winter?

Projected worst-case global warming was something like 2 degrees C by 2100 A.D. I could impose a 2 degree C climate change upon myself by moving a couple hundred miles within Alberta.

Most people would not even notice a 2-degree annual warming. Farmers might notice a longer growing season, which is a good thing.

The stupid, it burns.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 02:42 AM (bY0uH)

927 870-Posted by: Vanceone at November 11, 2016 01:59 AM (IQzhs)

Beautiful! My daughter's H.S. chorus instructor had the kids end a performance each year with the services' anthems, asking members to stand and they did so, proudly, to great applause. Those kids sang their hearts out. It was quite moving.

That auditorium got so damned dusty!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 11, 2016 02:42 AM (GzDYP)

928 not many Koreans in The Valley...

a Land Rover full of Armenians, OTOH, that could be possible.

except, of course, that i live nowhere near Haskell.

i may be a Val these days, but i'm not in Encino, really good part or otherwise.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 02:43 AM (m+rs2)

929
Clinton Up:

NH 2,528

Posted by: RioBravo



New Hampshire Recount rules:

Either candidate may apply for a recount if the margin is within 20 percentage points of total votes cast in that race. The candidate, who must make the request in writing, has until Monday at 5 pm to submit the paperwork and pay the appropriate fees.

From there, state police will collect all ballots from around the state, and deliver them to Secretary of State Bill Gardners offices. Gardner will then appoint personnel to review each ballot, by hand, in a public venue.


Do it!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 11, 2016 02:43 AM (kdS6q)

930 Who is playing against the Electoral College Red Ghosts on this weekend's football card?

The Direct Democracy Dead Dogs, I think.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2016 02:44 AM (qUNWi)

931 I agree with Frankikln Graham:

http://tinyurl.com/jqkq7xp

God showed up. I know that I have never prayed for a specific outcome to an election before; I did this time because I think Hillary is evil. I think partial birth abortion is evil. I think radical Islam is evil and Hillary supported all of those.

Evangelicals overwhelmingly voted for Trump. I guess too and the fact that Podestar attends Satanist meetings didn't go over too well. I wonder why?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2016 02:47 AM (tOcW/)

932 Let me slip into a more comfortable sock...



ahhhh....

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 11, 2016 02:47 AM (vbvxt)

933 In fairness, their position is based on the reported analysis of the scientific community and not their own knowledge.

I support expanding the US Border Patrol but I could not tell you their budget for FY 2017 if asked.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 11, 2016 02:41 AM (NUqwG)

But you don't need to know the current border patrol budget in order to hold the belief that whatever it is, it's not enough, because QED.

If a greentard claims that CO2 is increasing, and that it's a problem, then surely they should have some facts to back it up. It's not a hard number to find, nor are historic values.

And you might be receptive to an argument that says the current border patrol budget is fine, but that much of the money is being mis-allocated.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 02:48 AM (bY0uH)

934
not many Koreans in The Valley... a Land Rover full of Armenians, OTOH, that could be possible.
Posted by: redc1c4



Too easy. Armenians are a traffic accident.

Worst drivers on the planet, and that includes people from remote islands in the Pacific where they don't even have cars and still use giant stone disks for money.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 11, 2016 02:48 AM (kdS6q)

935 All Cohen's songs were gold except for 'Halleluia', which, when included in a movie soundtrack, should be punishable by death.

----------

Agreed. Hallelujah is one of those songs that almost everybody gets wrong (Shrek).

It is not a wistful love song about some fond memories of having great sex with your girlfriend. Leonard Cohen originally wrote it as a bitter dirge about a fickle lover who eventually left him, alluding to how he struggled with his Jewish faith.

Compare Cohen's live performance on YouTube ('Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah') to the Buckley/Cale covers, and you can see how Cohen's vocal intonations and word emphasis are *totally* different.

Posted by: HuuskerDu at November 11, 2016 02:48 AM (gYAkw)

936 Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 02:43 AM (m+rs2)


i AM, however, an SOB (south of The Boulevard*)...

*Ventura (of course)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ha-ZsGxCb8

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 02:49 AM (m+rs2)

937 FWIW, the Daily Mail had their "body language expert" comment on Barky and Teh Donald's body language during the photo-op. She said that bother were in "alpha male poses", Barky was "fatigued, resigned, and not hopeful", while Trump was "tentative, serious, and perhaps fearful".

She said Trump's hands were an uncharacteristic "downward prayer" position, and speculated this was the result of him hearing things he's never heard before, ponderous, scary things.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 02:50 AM (DW+jj)

938 She said Trump's hands were an uncharacteristic "downward prayer" position, and speculated this was the result of him hearing things he's never heard before, ponderous, scary things.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 02:50 AM (DW+jj)

Michelle farted?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 02:51 AM (bY0uH)

939 881
I have a whole roll of Goldwater stickers! Seriously! Literally 100 of them.
Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 02:10 AM (jBuUi)


How come I knew it was you even before I read the rest of your comment?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 11, 2016 02:51 AM (sdi6R)

940 Leonard Cohen "If It Be Your Will"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR1m98xnl5c

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 11, 2016 02:53 AM (sdi6R)

941 By the way, any news of Ricardo Kill?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 02:55 AM (bY0uH)

942 Those family shirt pictures are cute - i bought a shirt for my 4 week old daughter that says 'Baby Deplorable'.

I know it pales in comparison but I think my fellow Californians will so enjoy it when I bring her into Starbucks.

I know I will enjoy their schaudenboner

Posted by: KellyAnne's inaugural fan club member at November 11, 2016 02:56 AM (TDal4)

943 If a greentard claims that CO2 is increasing, and that it's a problem,
then surely they should have some facts to back it up. It's not a hard
number to find, nor are historic values.

---
ask them "at what level does CO2 stop increasing the amount of IR radiation it reflects" and "what wavelengths of IR does CO2 reflect and what other substances does it share those band widths with?"

IIRC, one of them is water vapor, but it's too late to go over to WUWT to dig back in their archives for the answers to both ?s, but they are there... one more reason while i laugh every time some Luddite whines to me about CO2.

it's bullshit, just like all their other claims.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 02:56 AM (m+rs2)

944 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 02:50 AM (DW+jj)


sounds like utter bullshit to me.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 02:58 AM (m+rs2)

945 And heck, no, nobody should be shamed for their vote for Trunp and this Catholic woman explains why:

http://tinyurl.com/jq299o2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2016 02:58 AM (tOcW/)

946 941 By the way, any news of Ricardo Kill?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 02:55 AM (bY0uH)


He commented a couple of days ago. I think it was an ONT.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 11, 2016 03:01 AM (sdi6R)

947 MisHum is probably asleep, but this could go in the pet thread.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h8ytcvp

Also, I want this dog. He definitely earns his Alpo.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 11, 2016 03:01 AM (GzDYP)

948 The sad part is u don't even need science or a degree in anything... just realize the Earth (and manifestly you) still exist. It's elementary

Posted by: KellyAnne's inaugural fan club member at November 11, 2016 03:01 AM (TDal4)

949 Don't know if this gem has already been posted so apologies if it has. But it is a must see video as it is friggin' hilarious.

The World's Greatest Troll: the Humor of Donald Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzkBfTfiXS0&feature=player_embedded

There is no way President Prissy Pants would ever do the things in this video as it shows Trump doesn't take himself too seriously, contrary to President I-Me-I.

Like I said, funny as hell.

Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2016 03:02 AM (O+32K)

950 Just for shits and giggles, next Gerbil Worming activist you meet, ask them what the current value is, for CO2 concentration in the atmosphere. Few of them have the slightest clue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


The husband of a close friend of mine is at this moment getting his PhD in "Sustainability Policy" with a specialty in "Solar Power."

Once he gets the degree, he hopes to get hired or appointed to various nonprofit or governmental commissions to help "shape and formulate solar energy policy."

So, at an awkward moment after one meal when I found myself sitting alone with him, I tried to politely strike up a conversation about something in his bailiwick, so I mentioned that I hoped they could find a way to increase the efficiency of solar panels. He mumbled something, so I continued talking about the photoelectric effect and whether or not there were quantum constraints preventing any further increases in efficiency, which would be disappointing.

His response was to say, "Photoelectric effect? What's that?"

I said, "Y'know, like when a photon knocks an electron free -- the Einstein theory. The basis for solar cells."

Him, oozing dismissive skepticism in his voice: "Never heard of it."

Me: "But aren't getting a PhD in this field?"

Him: "All I'm concerned about is ramming legislation through. My specialty is the strategies that NGOs can use to pressure commissions."

I was pretty much left dumbstruck. The dude plans to be one of the people setting solar energy policy in this nation, and he has absolutely no clue what "solar energy" even is.

I'm not even a scientist at all, but at least I've heard about the science behind things. Him? Couldn't give a shit.

What made it all a zillion times more depressing is that I then realized that probably MOST if not ALL leftist "experts" and "policymakers" know jack-doodle about their specialties. All they know are Alinsky techniques to bully low-level politicians to push leftist agendas. That makes them "scientists."

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:02 AM (jBuUi)

951 Ricardo was here the day before the election I think. Said he was still having medical problems.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 03:03 AM (d76uN)

952 Reminds me of a pj media post many years back .... something about a 'blink of its eye'

Posted by: KellyAnne's inaugural fan club member at November 11, 2016 03:05 AM (TDal4)

953 I know it pales in comparison but I think my fellow Californians will so enjoy it when I bring her into Starbucks.

---
LOL... we were at the In-n-Out in the Cahuenga Pass this evening, betting dinner, and i was wearing my "Hillary" shirt where the letters are vertical, and each one has an attribute of hers spelled out, with all of them crossed out, except for the 2nd "L" which reads "Liar"

the hispanic young lady behind the counter said she hadn't really wanted to vote for either one (i didn't ask who she finally chose) but i reminded her to always vote, even if every position she chose failed. she also thought the protesters were wrong.

from her English, it's hard to say if she's an anchor baby, or just a typical LAUSD graduate. that she's w*rking for In-n-Out is a good sign, as they hire the best they can find, w*rk your ass off, but pay accordingly, and promote from within. she wouldn't be running the register if she hadn't already been tested and found suitable

RE and i told her that we felt the 1st female president of the US ought to be a woman of honor, integrity and achievement, and not a lying criminal who was a national security risk. i also explained how both the MFM and Congress would suddenly re-discover that they had roles to play in government, besides cheerleaders, water carriers and door mats.

all may not be lost here, but we're still moving to Texas.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 03:06 AM (m+rs2)

954 They have no clue what they are talking about or doing ... trust me. Those people are the dullest tools in the shed

Posted by: KellyAnne's inaugural fan club member at November 11, 2016 03:07 AM (TDal4)

955 That MENSA talk above reminded me of my MENSA friend. Haven't seen him in years. Very talented guy, funny as hell and a brilliant and complete dumbass.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 11, 2016 03:08 AM (3myMJ)

956 Lots of people in jail to prevent future voter fraud and future corruption. Jail isn't for reforming, and it isn't about kharma. It's about protecting the innocent and persuading them that crime doesn't pay. And not to sound like a western, but justice a requirement for civilization, and less brutal than the consequences of the alternatives.

Hateful Eight: "You only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2016 03:08 AM (VdICR)

957 Ricardo was here the day before the election I think. Said he was still having medical problems.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 03:03 AM (d76uN)

Sorry to hear his medical problems persist, but happy to hear he is still seeing the grass from the green side. many here were worried about him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 03:10 AM (bY0uH)

958 One more thing before I pass out. Womyns, and how Trump hates 'em, we hate, Amerikkka hates 'em, and all that bullshit.

Kellyanne Fucking Conway. She just won the biggest Repuplican presidential win since '88, and the biggest overall R showing (Congress, plus statehouses and govs) since 1928. And she's the first woman to do so.

Will you hear a fucking peep about this from this lunatics? Nope.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 03:11 AM (DW+jj)

959 Zombie: That's exactly right. AWG jerkoffs talk about their opponents. Their opponents talk about science.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2016 03:12 AM (VdICR)

960 Ricardo was here the day before the election I think. Said he was still having medical problems.

Crap.

Ricardo I'm thinking about you bro.

Hillary lost. Hope that brightens your day.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2016 03:14 AM (qUNWi)

961 So, one might say that Kellyanne's little girlie boner was bigger than Karl Rove's normal man one ever was.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 11, 2016 03:14 AM (DW+jj)

962 What made it all a zillion times more depressing is that I then realized that probably MOST if not ALL leftist "experts" and "policymakers" know jack-doodle about their specialties. All they know are Alinsky techniques to bully low-level politicians to push leftist agendas. That makes them "scientists."

Posted by: zombie at November 11, 2016 03:02 AM (jBuUi)

"Sustainability policy" isn't even a scientific discipline; it's an economic one, and a Marxist one at that. All based on the notion of the zero-sum game.

They don't want solar power to really work; they just want to burden us with useless white elephants, because somehow, that will enhance the lives of the wretched Third-worlders, and enrich all members of the anointed elite through whose greedy paws the gravy passes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 03:15 AM (bY0uH)

963 I told you guys that if we nominated Ted Cruz, that everybody would be up about racism, sexism, homophobia and Islamiphobia. Not that it's true, but it's believable for low-information voters who see a Texan who sounds like a preacher.

Now on the other hand, if we nominated a New Yorker who's been on the radar for thirty years, that tactic would just be ridiculous!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2016 03:16 AM (VdICR)

964 Only Trump can go to China.

Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2016 03:18 AM (qUNWi)

965 Well, I am off to bed, be well, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2016 03:22 AM (bY0uH)

966 Can't find anything about Chicago burning to the ground.

beschämende enttäuschung.

?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 03:22 AM (d76uN)

967 The next time one of your lib friends asks you, "How am I going to tell my 7-year-old daughter that Donald Trump is going to be President", say, "just think about how you would have told her Bill Clinton was getting blowjobs in the Oval Office from an intern. Then telling her about Trump will be easy".

Posted by: FOAF at November 11, 2016 03:24 AM (p0JMG)

968 The World's Greatest Troll: the Humor of Donald Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzkBfTfiXS0&feature=player_embedded

There is no way President Prissy Pants would ever do the things in this video as it shows Trump doesn't take himself too seriously, contrary to President I-Me-I.

Like I said, funny as hell.

Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2016 03:02 AM (O+32K)


LOL.

That was great.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 11, 2016 03:27 AM (zc3Db)

969 There are a high number of genius-level morons(tm) here. And a high number of bass players, curiously. But the venn diagram of geniuses and bass players is mostly bifurcated.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2016 03:31 AM (VdICR)

970 did Trump release a detailed take on his 2nd Amendment views?

i saw the general comment on the BoR at his web page, but someone said he published a detailed statement on the issue...

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 03:32 AM (m+rs2)

971 The soundtrack to Pacific Rim.
Ramin Djawandi (the d is silent) also does Game of Thrones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vU7XqToZso

Most soundtracks build up slowly and carefully. This one hooks you in right away.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2016 03:34 AM (VdICR)

972 "There are a high number of genius-level morons(tm) here. And a high number of bass players, curiously. But the venn diagram of geniuses and bass players is mostly bifurcated."

(waves hand)

Ever hear the term, "idiot savant"?

Posted by: FOAF at November 11, 2016 03:36 AM (p0JMG)

973 ... we came thaaaaaaaaaaat close.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 11, 2016 03:53 AM (WTSFk)

974 (... well, i was a bass player...)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 11, 2016 03:53 AM (WTSFk)

975 shhhhhh


Don't wake them up. It's nap time.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 03:54 AM (d76uN)

976 523, re: Canada and Mexico saying they are willing to renegotiate NAFTA.

Hahahaha awesome. I voted for Perot in 1992 because I knew what would happen to blue collar jobs with NAFTA and giving China MFN status, and somehow I could tell Clinton was a lying sack of shit from day one. There is an amazingly sad article about Clinton granting MFN status to China in 1994 you can google. It talks about the reason to give MFN to China is that they will become a major market to purchase all the electronic gadgets we make here in the US and therefore boost our economy and create jobs. Pretty obvious that was all bullshit too.

And no, smart liberals do not support the losers who are rioting against a free and fair election. Hopefully mass numbers of Clintonites will move to Europe or to Mexico if those poor bastards will accept them.

Posted by: Bernette at November 11, 2016 04:04 AM (JSys4)

977 I'll still be a little giddy for awhile, but 8 years down will do that.
Brazil Grand Prix starts today with Friday practice.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:08 AM (GH68B)

978 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 03:22 AM (d76uN)

967 The next time one of your lib friends asks you, "How am I going to tell my 7-year-old daughter that Donald Trump is going to be President", say, "just think about how you would have told her Bill Clinton was getting blowjobs in the Oval Office from an intern. Then telling her about Trump will be easy".
Posted by: FOAF at November 11, 2016 03:24 AM (p0JMG)

Better answer of course is that they should tell their children that lying, cheating, and stealing will catch up to them eventually.

Posted by: Bernette at November 11, 2016 04:09 AM (JSys4)

979 On Tuesday night around 2355hrs and before I knew anything I layed awake for a half hour contemplating the end of this country. And I am one who thought it would have been.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:18 AM (GH68B)

980 And no, smart liberals do not support the losers who are rioting...
---
objections!

cites multiple facts not in evidence.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 04:18 AM (m+rs2)

981 I have to go back to the University to do a few things yet soon, how I wish it would have been Wednesday.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:20 AM (GH68B)

982 The day he graced your village, was the most important day of your life. But for Trump it was Tuesday.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 11, 2016 04:22 AM (VdICR)

983 U can answer them this way : My child every 4-8 years the country sheds its skin like a reptile. Sometimes they lose tails in battles.

But this is smart and this is survival at its peak. Watch and behold. For whatever u see come forth is worth studying.

- a very wise 17th century philosopher

I would add to this that this trait is not the most honorable but it does work . So far

Posted by: KellyAnne's inaugural fan club member at November 11, 2016 04:24 AM (TDal4)

984 980 "cites multiple facts not in evidence"

well "smart liberals" is a pretty small sample size

Posted by: FOAF at November 11, 2016 04:24 AM (p0JMG)

985 On Tuesday night around 2355hrs and before I knew anything I layed awake
for a half hour contemplating the end of this country. And I am one who
thought it would have been.
---
^^^this^^^

at my next VA appointment, i'm sure my BP will be down from the ridiculous levels it's been at, and, undoubtedly, my doc will congratulate herself on the efficacy of the meds she has prescribed and insist i take moar... to get to her target levels.

whats funny is that i have a family history of LOW BP, and a good portion of what's been driving the current spike is the prospect of the FAB being POTUS.

in the last 48 hours, as my subconscious has processed the result of the election, ALL of my bodily functions have calmed down...

well, maybe except for my innate reaction to stupidity, but you can't have everything.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 04:24 AM (m+rs2)

986 Going to 60 degrees here today, not to bad out now. And good thing I have that rare outside job and on a roof top.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:27 AM (GH68B)

987 I have to go back to the University to do a few things yet soon, how I wish it would have been Wednesday.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:20 AM (GH68B)

Don't worry Skip. Those teddy bears, coloring books, and safe spaces will still be there for a few months. My guess is that it's going to take a long time for the snowflakes to melt completely.

Winter is here. For them.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 04:27 AM (d76uN)

988 I would also add that the so called geniuses and us base- players both wear [comfortable] socks.

Posted by: KellyAnne's inaugural fan club member at November 11, 2016 04:29 AM (TDal4)

989 I screwed up my timer for the coffee, should be down 8 minutes and I setmy tablet timer for 8 hours. It was down to 6 hrs 45 minutes left.
Its going to be a treat.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:30 AM (GH68B)

990 "objections"

i see the vodka is kicking in... one more and then bed, maybe?

the owner of one of our fav FFLs and some of his staff are all vets, and fellow VA patients.

for a variety of reasons they seem to always NOT get lunch on time, and then get grumpy with each other, and occasionally customers, because hungry.

decided on the way home tonight that i'd bring up on line the free pizzas we have with Papa Johns and have them delivered to them tomorrow, about lunch time, since they are open on Veteran's Day...

seems like the least i can do for some great people.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 04:32 AM (m+rs2)

991 Oh but to see kids walking around crying would have been memorable.
(And to see for myself if they did really)

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:33 AM (GH68B)

992 Those kids will be voting on your Medicare benefits . Just sayin

Posted by: KellyAnne's inaugural fan club member at November 11, 2016 04:35 AM (TDal4)

993 Going to 60 degrees here today, not to bad out now. And good thing I have that rare outside job and on a roof top.
---
it's been in the 90*'s here for most of the past few weeks... but Santa Ana's so dry, and cool/cold at night.

La Nina winter here in SoCal, and i'm going to miss this weather in Texas...

why did these fucking assholes have to ruin Paradise?

(rhetorical: that's what evil *always* does)

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 04:35 AM (m+rs2)

994 Actually coffee is ok, makes me think the 8 minute time can be played with.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:36 AM (GH68B)

995 How did a ONT get 1k comments?

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:38 AM (GH68B)

996 I'm just going to leave this here for the late/early morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFi94V3jIUg

Take heart, Bill Murray loves himself some Jeff Beck, too.

I do not feel alone, at all. I know I am not alone.

Posted by: micky at November 11, 2016 04:38 AM (o5vMc)

997 I have noticed lots more faces here this week, a very good thing.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:39 AM (GH68B)

998 Where else I go, as I showed OM on the chess thread once....

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:40 AM (GH68B)

999 Comment Fraud.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 04:40 AM (d76uN)

1000 This

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:40 AM (GH68B)

1001 1k

Posted by: micky at November 11, 2016 04:41 AM (o5vMc)

1002 Didn't have to do it afterall.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:41 AM (GH68B)

1003 "It is Veteran's Day. Thank you Vets for all you have done."

No worries.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 11, 2016 04:41 AM (940WI)

1004 So let me get this right : Chrissy slobbering Mathews says what where they thinking ? They lost. What they lost is a few days at an 'education' - an education they here to for paid for .. if Hillary won maybe not so but THEY are paying for there lost days .

Forgive me I am horrible with words but I think my point is clear.

Posted by: KellyAnne's inaugural fan club member at November 11, 2016 04:42 AM (TDal4)

1005 This video by a Brit lefty is interesting. He gets it, he gets why Hillary lost: Because of leftists. This guy is much more perspicacious than 99.9% of our media talking airheads. And the beauty of his analysis? The left will never do what he suggests: They are too invested in their 'correct ideas' to ever allow for, much less contemplate, a differing opinion. Worth the watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLG9g7BcjKs

Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2016 04:47 AM (O+32K)

1006 I joined the U.S. at 17 back in 82. I had to leave the Farm and see what was out there.

I didn't like all of what I saw but 12 years in Germany where I found my Wife was worth it.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 04:47 AM (d76uN)

1007 I brought up the Edmund Fitzgerald last year, and totally forgot with everything this year.

The legend lives on from the Chippawa on down
In ghe lake they call Gitche Gumee....

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:48 AM (GH68B)

1008 LOL from the Caltrans W*rkers with Guns (i DESPISE the CHP)

https://local.nixle.com/alert/5775272/?sub_id=174299

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 04:49 AM (m+rs2)

1009 @1005 RickZ

Thanks for that. I would probably take the opposite view of most of his positions, but it is refreshing to see an honest leftist. Rare birds these days.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 11, 2016 04:52 AM (940WI)

1010 I was relieved in 82' just getting out of the USAF and Jimmy, times were tough. I remember out of a squadron 3 -5 planes would be parts storage.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:52 AM (GH68B)

1011 @1006 Tim

"I didn't like all of what I saw but 12 years in Germany where I found my Wife was worth it."

Where were you stationed?

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 11, 2016 04:54 AM (940WI)

1012 I never thought of myself as a Vet, i didn't have to load 1 bomb or bullet that was going to be dropped or shot at a person. Vets are people who get shot at, or support those who do.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:55 AM (GH68B)

1013 "Where were you stationed? "

Augsburg.

7th Corps FA.

1/18 to 1/30 back to 1/18 then to 1/36.

Cannon Cocker.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 04:59 AM (d76uN)

1014 @1013 Tim in Illinois

I spent some time there. I was stationed in Karsruhe right before the Wall dropped. My dad had your gig (M109s) with 3/13th FA 25th ID.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 11, 2016 05:05 AM (940WI)

1015 'gnite all and remember there is much more kicking of asses to be done, just hope teh donald isn't falling in for the Ryan/McConnell crap

Posted by: micky at November 11, 2016 05:06 AM (o5vMc)

1016 LoL

I spent many a night in this bar before I got married.

http://www.amerika-in-augsburg.de/index.php?id=1495

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 05:08 AM (d76uN)

1017 Ohh... They edited it a little bit.

The Last Chance.

Booze, food, or puthy, if you can't get it here. You can't get it anywhere.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 05:10 AM (d76uN)

1018 Rudy Giuliani at AT recomends Barak not to pardon Hillary.
Good.

Think you can still vote for Trump pardoning Hillary at LE.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 05:11 AM (GH68B)

1019 I did 109's and 110's. Both were a bit of pain to work with.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 11, 2016 05:12 AM (d76uN)

1020 Well got to hit the road.
Rejoice Horde, a new day is upon us.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 05:13 AM (GH68B)

1021 I never thought of myself as a Vet, i didn't have to load 1 bomb or bullet that was going to be dropped or shot at a person. Vets are people who get shot at, or support those who do.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:55 AM (GH68B)


Never having served (but the son of a 22 year retired CPO, 1940-62), I tend to think 'vets' can be those who served in wartime, even if not on the front lines. That's why I love those who served during Vietnam define themselves as a either 'a Vietnam vet' or a 'Vietnam era vet'. It is a distinction with a difference, and true vets know and understand that difference without condescension. It is, like you said, the difference between being in the shit, or supporting those in the shit, and being a stateside REMF (not that there's anything wrong with that -- mostly, as I've heard stories told of 'heroic' REMFs). It's the war vets who are very humble and who do not feel the need for puffed up braggadocio.

Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2016 05:16 AM (O+32K)

1022
I was relieved in 82' just getting out of the USAF and Jimmy, times were
tough. I remember out of a squadron 3 -5 planes would be parts storage.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 11, 2016 04:52 AM (GH68B)


The one thing I remember clearly about the Clinton presidency in the late 90's (97-99) was taking aircraft apart that were just coming off deployment so we could ship the parts to carriers at sea and squadrons in their workup cycles. The squadrons coming off cruise would get 3 months basket leave (time off that is not charged) before coming back to put their aircraft back together and start their inter deployment training cycle.
Parts were scarce, operational funds were tight, and the only thing we had quite enough of was operational commitments. It was our reward for winning the Cold War.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 11, 2016 05:19 AM (vbvxt)

1023 "It is Veteran's Day. Thank you Vets for all you have done."
---
i'm not really a vet, as the VA successfully argued for years...

i spent most of my 20 years, 11 months and some very odd days with the worlds largest military re-enactment organization, the CA ARNG, with a few years out with the (then) 63rd ARCOM)...

i got out with almost 20 years in grade as an E-4, *ALL* my "unpunished criminality* medals (GCMs) and nothing worse in my records than an ass chewing and a stack of counseling statements.

not that some folks didn't try.

i went where i was sent, did what i was told, or that i saw needed doing, w/o being told, called out stupidity as necessary (did i mention i never made it past E-4?) and took care of my fellow Soldiers, especially when i was a medic.

being called "Doc" by my troops was a greater honor than any POS ribbon they ever deigned to actually get around to handing me, IMHO.

/hand salute to the real vets here from the wanna be



Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 05:20 AM (m+rs2)

1024 Thanks for that. I would probably take the opposite view of most of his positions, but it is refreshing to see an honest leftist. Rare birds these days.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 11, 2016 04:52 AM (940WI)


Yep, I agree. Like you, I would probably disagree with every position he might take, but with him I would be able to discern where our similarities lie because he might actually listen to me and not shut/shout me down for wrong groupthink. As you said, a rare lefty. And that's exactly what makes his conclusion so delicious: True die-hard lefties cannot change their spots because they have no ability for introspection. That and the earplugs they wear when it comes to 'debate'.

Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2016 05:23 AM (O+32K)

1025 I'm nobody's hero...but I have been honored to know a few.


I don't feel compelled to tell any stories about dashing heroics. I was an airplane fixer, plain and simple, and I was good at it, and I liked doing it.


Which makes me nothing special. There have been thousands just like me who did the same job to the same level of competence for just as long.


But I was one of them, and I'm proud of that.


Happy Vets Day mah brothahs and sistahs.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 11, 2016 05:24 AM (vbvxt)

1026 The one thing I remember clearly about the Clinton presidency in the
late 90's (97-99) was taking aircraft apart that were just coming off
deployment so we could ship the parts to carriers at sea and squadrons
in their workup cycles.
---
i was with 1/18th Cav back then (CA ARNG) and my section had a M-35A2 assigned to it... when i joined the section, no one really wanted to drive it, so i became the assigned driver, because i did.

changed the nick to "Devil Doll" (a song by X) which is what i had named my TOW track in C-3/160 Inf (M) and started going over it every drill... which beat the shit our of whatever idiocy our PL came up with.

turned out the only real defect i could find was that the (essentially useless) windshield sippers needed to be replaced.

so i wrote up ALL the necessary papaerw*rk and turned it in.

years later, a re-org moved the truck out our section, still needing the wiper blades.

yeah, Class IX funds were in short supply back then..

Thanks Bill!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 05:28 AM (m+rs2)

1027 FML: "windshield wipers"


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 05:31 AM (m+rs2)

1028 855 Zombie, I'm looking for a Goldwater sticker for an antique car.
Posted by: Jean

I remember my Dad put up a sign for Goldwater in our Democraptic neighborhood at the time...
AuH2O was what it read.

Posted by: Farmer at November 11, 2016 05:35 AM (o/90i)

1029 "Gun violence tax" GUN VIOLENCE TAX??? You have got to be sgutting me.

'Mornin', Horde.

Posted by: creeper at November 11, 2016 05:35 AM (R0i94)

1030 @1028 Farmer

"AuH2O"

I am so stealing that.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 11, 2016 05:36 AM (940WI)

1031 Which makes me nothing special. There have been thousands just like me
who did the same job to the same level of competence for just as long.


But I was one of them, and I'm proud of that.


Happy Vets Day mah brothahs and sistahs.
---
^^^this, X 1000 ^^^

to paraphrase others: i wasn't a hero, but i was honored to have been able to serve with people who were.

yeah, i served with some jerks, and they occasionally come to mind to this day, unkindly, but the ones that speak to my heart, and that i remember fondly, in moments of quiet contemplation, are the ones who's memories i cherish and who I am eternally grateful that my time in uniform exposed me to.

may i be worthy of their memories.


Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 05:40 AM (m+rs2)

1032 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 05:44 AM (J+eG2)

1033 Top 'o tha morning to you VIA.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2016 05:46 AM (u82oZ)

1034 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2016 05:47 AM (u82oZ)

1035 Hey, you salt encrusted canine!


A phrase I saw being used here last night, in reference to those emotionally shattered individuals who saw their candidate lose.


And then proceeded to lose their shit about it.



"Forever Children"



It's stolen

I now own it.



But, I'll share.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 05:50 AM (J+eG2)

1036 I join you all in honoring our Veterans. This is the public observance of what is an everyday observation for me.

We're having a parade from downtown to the City Park to honor Veterans today. 3rd and 5th graders from every elementary school joins the parade. The 1st Infantry Division helps organize the entire parade, and is one of the key elements in it.

Meanwhile, back in the White House, pbho says,
"Today, we celebrate the brave me and women who care for our pets."


To our veterans, all gave some, and some gave all.

Very respectfully,
NaCly

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2016 05:51 AM (u82oZ)

1037 Good Morning!!

So has Preezy JEF come out against the riots and asked for calm from all of the great peoples of the USA??

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2016 05:51 AM (8ikIW)

1038 "So has Preezy JEF come out against the riots and asked for calm from all of the great peoples of the USA??"

Why would he do that?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 05:55 AM (J+eG2)

1039 Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, November 11, 2016; Veteran's Day. On this day in 1839 the Virginia Military Institute was founded in Lexington, Virginia. It is the oldest military school in the United States. It was all male until 1997 when it was forced by the liberals under President Clinton and SCOTUS. SCOTUS ruled that they could not discriminate against women as a public school when VMI said it would go private Clinton's stooges said they would withdraw their ROTC program if they did. Once women were admitted the physical standards were quickly lowered so they could meet them, just like West Point.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 11, 2016 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

1040 Thanks for sharing VIA.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2016 05:56 AM (u82oZ)

1041 Why would he do that?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Because he is the healer of oceans and will lowerer of expectations.

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2016 05:56 AM (8ikIW)

1042 "So has Preezy JEF come out against the riots and asked for calm from all of the great peoples of the USA??"
-----

Why would he do that?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 05:55 AM (J+eG2)


Exactly. Barry will gladly leave the White House with the Nation in flames. Nero would be proud.

Posted by: RickZ at November 11, 2016 06:00 AM (O+32K)

1043 day walkers are here.....

that's a hint and 1/2 for me to hit the rack

Hasta!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2016 06:01 AM (m+rs2)

1044 G'morning Vic.

Should we hold up on commenting while you put up more VNN?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 06:01 AM (J+eG2)

1045 Vic, the military today is so small we could have an all male force, with high standards, no transgendered suicide risks, and no diversity commissars.

Alas. Unit cohesion hardest hit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2016 06:01 AM (u82oZ)

1046 Exactly. Barry will gladly leave the White House with the Nation in flames. Nero would be proud.

Posted by: RickZ

So, instead of his fiddle, the JEF is looking for his jerk sock?

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2016 06:02 AM (8ikIW)

1047 VIA, how did the riots heading for the Raven's Stadium turn out?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2016 06:02 AM (u82oZ)

1048 One those "era" vets.
25th Inf Div
155mm and 1-0-deuce.

At our last gig there was a man who did three tours in "the jungle."
We tend to talk a bit with the people who come to listen to us.
When a lady at his table told us it was his birthday and aboug his service I got up from behind my drum set, walked back to his table, shook his hand and thanked him.

Posted by: teej at November 11, 2016 06:02 AM (QJIMk)

1049 I'm going to be brutally honest!




I still have a boner.

Posted by: Drider at November 11, 2016 06:05 AM (6Xbsz)

1050 Teej, a noble action.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2016 06:06 AM (u82oZ)

1051 "VIA, how did the riots heading for the Raven's Stadium turn out?"

As near as I can tell, about 300 people remained in the parking lot till about 10:30 last night, but remained peaceful.

Media has been very sparse on details for any uprising/protest/riots/murders/shootings/stabbings taking place recently.

I will have to reach out to some of the scanner surfers in the city today and see what they overheard last night.

But, short story.

As far as I know, nobody got shot, and nothing got burned at the stadium.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 06:08 AM (J+eG2)

1052 Looked at Slate.
One of the articles ran along the lines of How to have Tday dinner with your creepy Trump voting family without passing out and pooping yourself.

Or something like that. Did not actually read the whole article, but one of the comments said Trump voters are soooo stupid you can't talk to them.

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2016 06:08 AM (8ikIW)

1053 "I got up from behind my drum set, walked back to his table, shook his hand and thanked him."

You did a good thing Teej.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 06:09 AM (J+eG2)

1054 1044
G'morning Vic.



Should we hold up on commenting while you put up more VNN?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 06:01 AM (J+eG2)

On weekdays I only put the "history" thing on the ONT, I put VNN on JJ's thread once I see what he has linked.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 11, 2016 06:11 AM (mpXpK)

1055 Riots?



Problem solved

http://babylonbee.com/?p=7974

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 06:13 AM (J+eG2)

1056 Thanks, VIA.

Another work day approaches.
May every traffic light turn green as you approach.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2016 06:15 AM (u82oZ)

1057 Not at all NaCly.
An appreciative action. Those guys, what they did, what they went through. There and when coming back, too much.

I never came any closer than the Phillipino training sargents in basic all using the line "You don't do that. You do that Charlie knock your dick string loose." And wondering what the bell was going on in 1973,,, as it turns out it was Yom Kippur.

Posted by: teej at November 11, 2016 06:16 AM (QJIMk)

1058 Got it.

Thanks Vic

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 06:16 AM (J+eG2)

1059 And JJ posted at 0630 yesterday so it will not be long before he is here.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 11, 2016 06:16 AM (mpXpK)

1060 Riots?







Problem solved



http://babylonbee.com/?p=7974


LOL

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2016 06:16 AM (8ikIW)

1061 You're an all-around nice guy, teej. A true heartlander.

Posted by: creeper at November 11, 2016 06:17 AM (R0i94)

1062 This just in from CNNBCST

Trump has issued his first executive order.
He is making Obama the ruler of the USA for the next 4 years, to calm the collective tits of the nation

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2016 06:21 AM (8ikIW)

1063 I'm glad most special snowflakes don't own guns. Given their demonstrated lack of self-control, the streets would be running red with Trump supporters' blood.

Posted by: creeper at November 11, 2016 06:21 AM (R0i94)

1064 I'm glad most special snowflakes don't own guns.
Given their demonstrated lack of self-control, the streets would be
running red with Trump supporters' blood.


Posted by: creeper

Or self inflicted head wounds as they look down the barrel to see where the death metal comes from

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2016 06:23 AM (8ikIW)

1065 However, if you are moving to Canada, be careful of what you say about Islam.

While a motion will have no legal effect unless it is passed as a bill, the symbolic effect of the Canadian parliament unanimously condemning "all forms of Islamophobia," without making the slightest attempt at defining what is meant by "Islamophobia," can only be described, at best, as alarming.


You know who should move? Ezra Levant should move *here*.

Maybe now the way INS operates will change now.

Maybe our immigration quotas can now be revised: 100% Jews and Christians.

And if people like Patrick Thornton don't like it, we should give them incentives to move to the Middle East, where they can discuss soccer with middle aged Islamic lesbians.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 11, 2016 06:23 AM (dtWKK)

1066 The "glass-ceiling" meme is infuriating. Hillary didn't lose because she's got tits. She lost because she's a crook.

How blind can these fools be?

Posted by: creeper at November 11, 2016 06:25 AM (R0i94)

1067 I'm glad most special snowflakes don't own guns. Given their demonstrated lack of self-control, the streets would be running red with Trump supporters' blood.

Posted by: creeper


I think the reason they are so scared of guns is projection: they think everyone is as impulsive and immature as they are. They project their own character flaws onto conservatives and conclude that it's not safe for them to own guns.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 11, 2016 06:26 AM (dtWKK)

1068 "the streets would be running red with Trump supporters' blood."

Um.....no.


As Bruce said, the carnage would be indescribable.

But the likelihood of an armed uprising from the liberal side is approaching zero.

They all voted to disarm themselves.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 06:27 AM (J+eG2)

1069 How blind can these fools be?

Posted by: creeper at November 11, 2016 06:25 AM (R0i94)


Beats the shit out of me.

Posted by: Helen Keller at November 11, 2016 06:27 AM (O+32K)

1070 "Beats the shit out of me."

Phone call Helen


*Hands her the iron*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 06:28 AM (J+eG2)

1071 @1061- creeper

Heh. You can fool some of the people some of the time...

Posted by: teej at November 11, 2016 06:29 AM (QJIMk)

1072 I thought it was going to make it down to freezing this morning but at 33F it turned and is now coming up.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 11, 2016 06:31 AM (mpXpK)

1073 " but at 33F it turned and is now coming up. "

Come on people.....Global Warming!!!!

It's happening right now, in front of our very eyes!!







Eleventy!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 06:32 AM (J+eG2)

1074 Posted by: creeper

Or self inflicted head wounds as they look down the barrel to see where the death metal comes from


The death metal comes from the scary black thing that goes up.

Mornin'!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 11, 2016 06:32 AM (WlGX+)

1075 i wonder what the clintons' speaking fees are now...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 11, 2016 06:35 AM (WTSFk)

1076 1075
i wonder what the clintons' speaking fees are now...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 11, 2016 06:35 AM (WTSFk)

People don't pay bribes for actions that can not be delivered.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 11, 2016 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

1077 1074. The death metal comes from a lot of the dirty scandi territories. And I think LA has a goodish sized scene, as well.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 11, 2016 06:36 AM (gEmE5)

1078 i wonder what the clintons' speaking fees are now...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp

If they are like their die hard fans, I would think it would be zero, as they would be speechless.

Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2016 06:36 AM (8ikIW)

1079 >>>How blind can these fools be?

I've noticed over the past few days, what the left is doing is creating comforting mythologies for themselves that explain how they lost, by demonizing consevatives. They're not seriously trying to analyze what occurred, or refute conservative positions.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 11, 2016 06:36 AM (OkKDg)

1080 "...the scary black thing that goes up."

Okay, which one of you morons is gonna hit that hanging curve outta the park?

Posted by: teej at November 11, 2016 06:37 AM (QJIMk)

1081 So a few weeks ago I stashed a Star .380 in the nightstand for convenience. Yesterday I set out to pack it. It's a good thing I hadn't needed it. Guns work better with bullets in the clip.

Duh.

Posted by: creeper at November 11, 2016 06:39 AM (R0i94)

1082 "I've noticed over the past few days, what the left is doing is creating comforting mythologies for themselves that explain how they lost, by demonizing conservatives."

Godwin Alert!

Someone explain to me one of the contributing factors which allowed Hitler to rise to power in the 30's?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 06:39 AM (J+eG2)

1083 1079. See 'Gnosis, Science, and Politics, ' I think it was called, by a feller whose name escapes my memory. It's a manichaean beluef system - immanentize the eschaton and all that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 11, 2016 06:40 AM (gEmE5)

1084 LMAO @ teej "the scarey black thing that goes up."

Waiting for some epic responses.

Posted by: creeper at November 11, 2016 06:40 AM (R0i94)

1085 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 11, 2016 06:36 AM (OkKDg)

Agree Steve. I was watching CNN for shits and giggles. They are refusing to acknowledge their beliefs are wrong.

Posted by: F.N.G. at November 11, 2016 06:40 AM (kiSdp)

1086 1085 Agree Steve. I was watching CNN for shits and giggles. They are refusing to acknowledge their beliefs are wrong.

Posted by: F.N.G. at November 11, 2016 06:40 AM (kiSdp)

Sounds like the RNCe after 2012 loss.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 11, 2016 06:41 AM (mpXpK)

1087
G'Morning!

It's Yet Another Day Hillary Isn't President!

And that is a wonderful thing...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 11, 2016 06:42 AM (BK3ZS)

1088 "I stashed a Star .380 in the nightstand for convenience."

One of my favorite manufacturers.

There are three of the Model B's somewhere around here at Fortress VIA.



Pro Tip: There are some here who would suggest that you remove the rounds from the clip, and load them into the magazine.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 06:43 AM (J+eG2)

1089 I love how the Founding Fathers give the vote fraudsters the middle finger, across the space of two and a half centuries.

Even back then, they had your number, and they out thought and out maneuvered you.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 11, 2016 06:43 AM (OkKDg)

1090 1087:

indeedy daydy do

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 11, 2016 06:43 AM (WTSFk)

1091 Sounds like the RNCe after 2012 loss.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 11, 2016 06:41 AM (mpXpK)
*** Yeah. So in 2014 we gave them an much solider margin. That it was even less successful still blows my mind.

Posted by: creeper at November 11, 2016 06:44 AM (R0i94)

1092 Looks like JJ running late this morning.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 11, 2016 06:44 AM (mpXpK)

1093 morning creeper and they didn't listen in 2014 either so we gave them Trump.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 11, 2016 06:46 AM (mpXpK)

1094 We work for Obama, and we're here to help...

http://tinyurl.com/gop5epe

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 06:46 AM (J+eG2)

1095 Pro Tip: There are some here who would suggest that you remove the rounds from the clip, and load them into the magazine.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 11, 2016 06:43 AM (J+eG2)
*** I knew that was comin' the minute I hit "Post". Ugh.That Star is a sweetheart...a little 1911 that has a really nice feel. The only hitch is the sear. It was badly worn and kept threatening to go full auto. While I thought that was great, better minds prevailed and we had the sear re-worked. Nice to have it back.

Posted by: creeper at November 11, 2016 06:47 AM (R0i94)

1096 Hay, Vic. Happy Thursday. Do you suppose they'll get the message this time?

Posted by: creeper at November 11, 2016 06:48 AM (R0i94)

1097 Heh, I had one right out of the gate creeper but it was only snicker worthy. Nothing like what some of the folks around here are capable of.

Posted by: teej at November 11, 2016 06:49 AM (QJIMk)

1098 1096
Hay, Vic. Happy Thursday. Do you suppose they'll get the message this time?


Posted by: creeper at November 11, 2016 06:48 AM (R0i94)

No, but I think the RNCe is finished anyway.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 11, 2016 06:50 AM (mpXpK)

1099 I'm disappointed in you Morons. What, What, What lobbed one over the plate and waist high and nobody swung at it. You guys must be more hungover than I thought.

Posted by: creeper at November 11, 2016 06:51 AM (R0i94)

1100 "the scarey black thing that goes up."


I wish.


He got his dick from his Mamma's side

Posted by: Mooch at November 11, 2016 06:52 AM (J+eG2)

1101 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 11, 2016 06:41 AM (mpXpK)

Vic, I don't think the GOPe has learned yet. Trump did, but not them.

Posted by: F.N.G. at November 11, 2016 06:53 AM (kiSdp)

1102 One headline I'm hoping to see: "Patrick Thornton of Roll Call Enters Lesbian Bar, Demands to Talk About Soccer. Ends up Beaten, Castrated".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 11, 2016 06:53 AM (dtWKK)

1103 nood

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 11, 2016 06:53 AM (mpXpK)

1104 And VIA comes through with a 3 run shot deep to left center field.

Posted by: teej at November 11, 2016 06:54 AM (QJIMk)

1105 I wish. He got his dick from his Mamma's side.

Posted by: Mooch at November 11, 2016 06:52 AM (J+eG2)


Mooch has bigger dick than Barky

Posted by: Barky McFuckstick's Rogue Teleprompter at November 11, 2016 06:56 AM (+DiO8)

1106 My faith is restored. On to the nood.

Posted by: creeper at November 11, 2016 06:58 AM (R0i94)

1107 128 They did not "feel" Osama had done anything they could justify his capture with.
***
You are correct - but by that point he had declared war on the US and attacked our embassies in Africa.

What's the point of having a CIA if they can't handle an Osama Bin Laden when he is offered to the US on a silver platter?

Oh, and consider that President Clinton refused to do anything about Osama, while Secretary Clinton wanted to assassinate....Julian Assange.

Posted by: 18-1

Out of all the people Hillary wanted to assassinate, why would you single out Assange. Khadaffi wasn't even her first.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 11, 2016 07:09 AM (iWW0H)

1108 1107 128 They did not "feel" Osama had done anything they could justify his capture with.
***
You are correct - but by that point he had declared war on the US and attacked our embassies in Africa.

What's the point of having a CIA if they can't handle an Osama Bin Laden when he is offered to the US on a silver platter?

Oh, and consider that President Clinton refused to do anything about Osama, while Secretary Clinton wanted to assassinate....Julian Assange.

Posted by: 18-1

Out of all the people Hillary wanted to assassinate, why would you single out Assange. Khadaffi wasn't even her first.


Posted by: Dirks Strewn

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Vince Foster at November 11, 2016 07:10 AM (iWW0H)

1109 @1048 teej

"One those "era" vets. 25th Inf Div, 155mm and 1-0-deuce."

That is really cool of you teej.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 11, 2016 07:33 AM (940WI)

1110 @1067 Steve and Cold Bear

"...is projection: they think everyone is as impulsive and immature as they are."

Bingo! i notice most of the have public Jobs. Once my local (volunteer) fire department did a BBQ and ran a small fesitval to raise money in which there was some gambling. State dicks show up (tax related) and were shocked to find out that the funds were secured at night at the fire chiefs house. They couldn't imagine anyone being trusted who wouldn't help themselves to that loose cash. Again, they were projecting their own untrustworthiness.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at November 11, 2016 07:42 AM (940WI)

1111 With yesterday's historic win, it will be the first time ever a white billionaire family has moved into public housing vacated by a black family.

Posted by: Chuck Drouillard at November 11, 2016 10:33 AM (kxyI4)

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