These 23 Celebrities Vowed to Leave the US if Trump One.
Time to Go, D-Bags.

Hillary Conceding Now. She'll be spending more time with her neurologist.

Try not to break your stupid necks tripping over the border.

This is also big fun: The various panics and bodily emanations that loud liberal celebrities let out as it became clearer that things weren't going to plan.

Posted by: Ace at 12:50 PM




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1
Link to the gofundme to buy thrm tickets and sammiches?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:16 PM (BK3ZS)

2 So they are moving to the lovely multicultural mecca of Mexico right? Not lilly white Canada?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (aZq03)

3
Sharpton would skeedaddle because the IRS likely would be sicced on his non-paying ass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (BK3ZS)

4 You got stomped.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (/4GEs)

5 The line to apologize and thank us begins over here to the right.....................X

Groveling is required. Come prepared.

Posted by: Original Trump Supporters at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (fPOuA)

6 Is there an over/under on ANY ONE of these cocksuckers actually leaving?

Exactly zero of these people are going anywhere, except maybe the ones who are already Canadian.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (S2VsH)

7 Huh. Ace got stomped from the future.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:21 PM (PY9jH)

8
Spain would be perfect for Schumer because she'd have a year or two of purloined bits from others that she hadn't foisted onto the Spanish-spraking world.

Que?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (BK3ZS)

9 The View was must-see TV this morning. Whoopi said recently that if Trump won, she was retiring.

Bet she doesn't keep that promise.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (PY9jH)

10 In Trump's America, time travel became common.

Okay, your turn:

In Trump's America...

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 12:22 PM (gTQoY)

11 I wish my happy hangover would go away.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (PY9jH)

12
Those are celebrities? Man, the bar is mighty low!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 12:23 PM (BK3ZS)

13 The View hags in a collective grand mal seizure today brings tears of joy to my eyes.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (wtvvX)

14 Texas Zombie trashed the other thread.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (/4GEs)

15 The liberal tears, they still flow, they still burn! HAHAHHAHA!

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 09, 2016 12:25 PM (7N6ox)

16 Thank you baby Jesus for MSNBC.

This is the greatest day ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:25 PM (/tuJf)

17 All these petulant sub-par performers need to be sitting over grates if they fail to keep their word.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:25 PM (fbppv)

18 None of these weenies are leaving. Sad!

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (yODqO)

19 Joyless Behar said Trump's win "proves men can get away with anything."

She also said his win will be great for comedians. Of which she claims to be one.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (PY9jH)

20 >>>18 None of these weenies are leaving. Sad!
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (yODqO)

Of course, we're still here, too.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (/4GEs)

21 Huma has got to be the loneliest woman in the world right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (/tuJf)

22 Force 'em to go to Mexico. The Racists.

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (9221z)

23 #i'llhelpyoupack

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 09, 2016 12:28 PM (f00Gn)

24 Imma just gon' put this here for Miz Dunham:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqP76XWHQI0

Posted by: Armando at November 09, 2016 12:28 PM (FwRqg)

25 Saw this somewhere:

The libs were shitting themselves last night.
At least they could choose which ever bathroom they wanted.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (QM5S2)

26 >>Huma has got to be the loneliest woman in the world right now.

Naw, she's put in 20 years of productive service. Bet she goes back to Saudi Arabia as a reward.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (NOIQH)

27 speaking on behalf of the "Great White North"

Fankly you motherfucking POS's, don't bother coming up here, but if you do, get ready for -40 degree winters with a wind that cuts you to the bone, that always makes you appreciate global warming, mosquitoes and black flies that will carry you away, a dollar worth 3/4 of the UD dollar, and gas @ $1 per liter, (x3.8 to do the math, and add exchange)

Oh and our leader is Prime minister Selfie, although he is bobama's white half so you might actually like that.

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (/CIN4)

28 I'll take a day off from work to help the bastards pack

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (493sH)

29 I thought the Beast was due to screech at 10:30??

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (PY9jH)

30 Of course they mostly threaten to go lily white countries, those racists.

Posted by: brak at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (guIHw)

31 here's the list from breitbart, I think


16 Celebrities Who Will Leave the U.S. if Trump Wins

streisand
bryan cranston
miley cyrus
lena dunham
amy schumer
jon stewart
cher
chelsea handler
samuel jackson
whoopi goldberg
neve campbell
Keegan-Michael Key
george lopez
Ne-Yo
al sharpton
raven-symone

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (qCMvj)

32 >>Naw, she's put in 20 years of productive service. Bet she goes back to Saudi Arabia as a reward.

Her only "talent" was being Hillary's fluffer. She has zero value now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (/tuJf)

33 Huma has got to be the loneliest woman in the world right now.


I feel genuinely sorry for her. She has submitted to two abusive relationships.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (mgbwf)

34 "Huma has got to be the loneliest woman in the world right now."

-------

Maybe she should remember she has a child and bring him up.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (8zHLN)

35 Kaine up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (mgbwf)

36 There's people arriving. And there's clapping.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (/4GEs)

37 The almost vice president.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (/4GEs)

38 Kreepy Kaine Klown haz a sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (PY9jH)

39 >>I feel genuinely sorry for her. She has submitted to two abusive relationships.

She put some of our country's most sensitive information on the laptop of a sexual deviant. She did this willingly.

I hope she spends the rest of her life in jail.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (/tuJf)

40 that's what they were waiting for - the popular vote count

Posted by: a at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (Q1A6p)

41 Trump's win will save the Daily Show's sinking ratings as they run back to their clapper cocoon for reassurance, so they've got that going for them.

Posted by: brak at November 09, 2016 12:32 PM (guIHw)

42 Thank the lord above we aren't going to be saddled with Tim Kaine for the next four years.

Is there any more boring public speaker in America?

Posted by: FBI Gets Its Revenge at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (y+Ufa)

43 ace (and others), in this era of this idiotic "social media", aren't we uniquely well equipped to actually pursue a campaign of mockery and harrassment on this matter?


Fill up these peoples' timelines/walls/whateverthefucks with mockery.


"Day 47 and waiting for your announced destination and new country of residence"


"Day 78 and counting for your commitment to revoke citizenship when you leave"

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2016 12:33 PM (QDnY+)

44 UH OH....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 12:42 PM (wtvvX)

45 We're going to lose Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham? Oh, Noooo!
Take Clooney, Damon, and DiCaprio with you, bitches.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2016 12:44 PM (+lVUW)

46 Thank the lord above we aren't going to be saddled with Tim Kaine for the next four years.

Is there any more boring public speaker in America?
Posted by: FBI Gets Its Revenge


That's easy for you to say.......

Posted by: Jinx in Virginia at November 09, 2016 12:48 PM (TnUKj)

47

Try not to break your stupid FUCKING necks tripping over the border.


FIFY Boss

Thanks for staying up to the wee hours of the morning. You and the Horde are the bestest

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 12:49 PM (voOPb)

48 The Daily Caller informs that Melania was wearing a $4500 dress last night at Trump's victory speech.

She is going to be something as First Lady.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (DW+jj)

49 Why is it that these Whoreywood chumps never leave when they promise to?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (mpXpK)

50 Free at last, free at last.

The Clintons are finally out of my life!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (/tuJf)

51 "One" Ace?

Grammar police. Pull over.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (TBVdD)

52 Well. Bye.

Posted by: Curly Bill at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (FqgrG)

53 Hey guys? Joss Whedon forced me to make that video, I swear! Please watch "Avengers 3." Please?

Posted by: Robert Downey Jr. at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (7HtZB)

54 Where's my pudding? I was told there would be pudding

Posted by: Realjoe at November 09, 2016 12:51 PM (ub8i2)

55 How can I miss you if you won't leave?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (Nwg0u)

56 Holy crap, my stocks are skyrocketing!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (7ZVPa)

57

Is there a way to bombard these scrunts with invitations to keep there promise?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (v9gSJ)

58 Won. Yes, I'm every bit that pedantic.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (RD7QR)

59 I35 North from Des Moines to Minnesota was wide open today.. Packing takes time I guess.

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (aPd7l)

60
What a shitty concession speech. Self-serving cunt, she is.

She delayed it for one reason: She wanted her people to be absolutely certain there was no chance she could sue her way to winng.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (suql3)

61 If I had twitter I'd be asking all of them when they pack their bags.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (bMG0w)

62 Tired of celebs acting like they matter more than they do.

You're in the business to entertain, so entertain.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 09, 2016 12:52 PM (R5HRU)

63 MPPP predicted the big call-out to diversity, tolerance yadda yadda yadda.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (NOIQH)

64 Most divisive campaign ever? Did you ever hear of 1860?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (Nwg0u)

65 As usual the bullshit doesn't match the actions

She's tried to undermine the entire government. She attempted subterfuge of law and constitution.

But yeah I'm all tears she's gone.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (TBVdD)

66 Well, since she lost I'll be magnanimous, Hills gave a good speech.

Now bye-bye. Get off the stage and leave us alone.

Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (o/90i)

67 Trump Force One has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (u0s1P)

68 LOL

https://twitter.com/atensnut/status/796381368309661700

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (Om16U)

69 Daily Mail describes the Beast as "shattered looking".

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (DW+jj)

70
50 Free at last, free at last.

The Clintons are finally out of my life!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:50 PM (/tuJf

Unless you have one foot on a roller skate and another in the grave, don't count out Chelsea getting into it.

Sorry buddy.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (voOPb)

71 Even if just in jest, Trump should announce that he will begin proceedings to revoke their citizenship if they don't voluntarily move. Hold them to their own standards!

Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (dZ756)

72 To the Batmobile, Huma!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (Nwg0u)

73 He can rent it out and it can make money for the govt, or be revenue-neutral, whatever.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (u0s1P)

74 Bill, Chelsea, family: "You lifted me up"

She said unironically.
She is a Freudian slip/Kinsley gaffe machine, isn't she?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (NOIQH)

75 The hag is droning on in her speech to her Clinton Machine.

Something about LGBT rights, etc.

She apparently said something that we should be open minded and give Trump a chance to lead.

I'm not listening to it , it is being DVR.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (oDUj/)

76 Willowed:

You just witnessed the start of the 2020 election cycle with this attempt at damage control for the Dems.

Posted by: db at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (MdAA3)

77 Wait, I've got 99 million hummers to give!

Posted by: Madonna, donning kneepads at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (RD7QR)

78 None of them will leave, they will virtue signal they now need to take on the mantle of "conscientious objector" against the Trumpenfuhrer.

Bring. It.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (hvf9s)

79 What's a Ne-Yo?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (IqV8l)

80 Guess who won?

Posted by: Because Fuck You, That's Why at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (/kYMn)

81 Unless you have one foot on a roller skate and another in the grave, don't count out Chelsea getting into it.
*****************

She has half the brains and half the looks of Hillary, and that's a low bar right there.

She's not going anywhere in politics, believe me.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (G8TO0)

82 The line to apologize and thank us begins over here to the right.....................X

Groveling is required. Come prepared.





And then, don't go away mad. Just go away.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (2w7OO)

83 Mentioned this in the previous thread. Mr. BTEG had two books on his Christmas list written by the xkcd guy. Now he's pulled them, because the guu went political in his cartoon. Mr. BTEG is not usually the type for a boycott, but if he's that tired of all the politics everywhere, I bet others are much more so.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (FQKBL)

84 i love all of you.....thank you for making me laugh through this entire election cycle....even you mumr......ok....maybe not you.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (0O7c5)

85 How quickly does she begin to physically deteriorate and start looking worse than Bill?

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (bMG0w)

86 28 I'll take a day off from work to help the bastards pack
--------
As it so happens I have some free time, courtesy of the Obama economy. I will help all 22 of them (and #23 if she sends me air fare) pack up for their moves. I will even use proper packaging and padding.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (ry4ab)

87 Unless you have one foot on a roller skate and another in the grave, don't count out Chelsea getting into it.


Chelsea is a nitwit with the personality of mold. There's no way that the Dem party will rally around her. Within a year the Clinton empire will be broken apart.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (FYrz1)

88 Everyone know these moronic celebrities and their brain-dead fans will be hanging around like bad breath that doesn't go away until the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (LBO1U)

89 MPPP predicted the big call-out to diversity, tolerance yadda yadda yadda.


Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (NOIQH)


It wasn't much of a prediction. What else could she say? "America sucks?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (X6fMO)

90 WTF?


I was magically transported from the other thread - whatever it was, forget - where people were mocking Her Heinous as she started to speak.


Then ...... voila!


Here I am, looking at a crazed comment from Lincolntf - is he the new MUMR? I missed his flouncing/bannination, though I didn't see him much after the boycott/NFL meltdown.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (QDnY+)

91 "Won"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (SEXy3)

92

Ace, because we won,

Will You Please Pardon Chtulu?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (suql3)

93 Theme song for the Left today...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CEDr2EERDw

Posted by: red speck at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (RcEOo)

94 You know, I try not to be a petty person, but I have to say I am greatly enjoying the liberal angst and woe-is-me and flailing about.

Given what we've had to endure these last 8 years, I think we're entitled to enjoy it. At least that's what I'm telling myself.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (uHcnA)

95 If I had a hammer
I'd hammer out celebrities
All over this land!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (Nwg0u)

96 19 Joyless Behar said Trump's win "proves men can get away with anything."

She also said his win will be great for comedians. Of which she claims to be one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (PY9jH)


When it comes to blaming the corrupt, lying, grifter's loss on her being a woman, cute, little Katie Couric beat Behar to the punch.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (+lVUW)

97 I dedicate this song to the Whoreywood celebs and Canada


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW9-FOLG-iA

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (mpXpK)

98 Unless you have one foot on a roller skate and another in the grave, don't count out Chelsea getting into it.
*****************

She has half the brains and half the looks of Hillary, and that's a low bar right there.



A quarter of the appeal and zero of the draw of Bill.

She's toast.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (2w7OO)

99 Classless speech by hillary.

Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (lIU4e)

100 Love that song.

Posted by: Andro3000 at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (wx6iv)

101 I'm so surprised she conceded.

I was so sure she wouldn't.

Time to play hooky and get my game on.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 12:56 PM (QCc6B)

102 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7EQlfprV9E


Trump Theme Song ! Pantera Cowboys From Hell

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (y3aQB)

103 I read somewhere that some Clinton sycophant, talking dirt off the record, said Chelsea inherited the worst qualities of Bill and Hillary, and none of their good ones(such as they are).

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (DW+jj)

104 I for one will feel the tremendous loss of the cultural icon that is Miley Cyrus. Her contributions to the arts and music have reverberated throughout the nation and one can only mourn the loss when she leaves us.

Get out bitch. Take Streisand, Cher, Stephanopulous, Katy Perry, Samuel L. Jackson and the rest with you.

Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (oiNtH)

105 >>Chelsea is a nitwit with the personality of mold.


She's so fugly, when she gives you a Hummer it counts as Anal.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (/IGpZ)

106 All Joking aside.. I she would have spoken like this on the trail and spoken like this she would have president. That leads me to believe she was forced to be gracious because of the really rocky outlook legally she has. If she bows out "with grace" she might get the "Aw, give her a break!" nod...

Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (QIFAZ)

107 Oh goody...Odumbo is going to speak soon too.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (Enq6K)

108 Katie Hopkins is actually great - she can move to America. The rest should GTFO. And yes, I am still gloating.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (a0IVu)

109 So, is SMOD oh hold for now?

Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (88xKn)

110 I'm so surprised she conceded. I was so sure she wouldn't.

****************

Trump won beyond the margin of fraud. That's a blooming miracle.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (G8TO0)

111
99 Hollywood jerks on a wall
99 Hollywood jerks
Take one down
Kick it right out of town
98 Hollywood jerks on a wall

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (IqV8l)

112 If you guys aren't watching MSNBC you are missing some awesome whining.

Net, net. We are all racists and hate women.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (/tuJf)

113 Do I have to leave the country too?

Posted by: Larry Sabato at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (TnUKj)

114 Learned a new word today: Neoteny.

'Related to juvenilization, it's the retention in adults of behavior traits previously only exhibited by the young '

"If I don't get what I want I'm running away from home!"

Good thing Canada's armed forces are so minimal; getting a load of these goofs from the USA flooding the borders is certainly a classic causus belli.

"See ya! Wouldn't wanna BE ya!"

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (nd1zx)

115 She's not going anywhere in politics, believe me.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 12:54 PM (G8TO0)

Are you kidding?

Meet the next senator from New York!

I hear she's a Yankees and Mets Fan.

What ever it takes Bayby!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (d76uN)

116
Dont forget to send you fuck yous to John Boehner, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (suql3)

117 My sister called to find out how happy I am. She was going to watch Hillary's speech because she wants to see her eat crow. I'm not watching. I haven't eaten anything yet, and dry heaves are awful.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (+lVUW)

118 Oh boy after waiting an hour and a half waiting for Hillary to finally show up, now you have to wait for Obama.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (bMG0w)

119 Hillary Conceding Now. She'll be spending more time with her neurologist.



Hahaha....classic ace.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (Enq6K)

120 Supreme Court
Reversing 8 years of EOs
Killing socialized medicine
Pro-growth policies
End of the global warming scam


So many things to be happy for.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (7ZVPa)

121 21 Huma has got to be the loneliest woman in the world right now.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:27 PM (/tuJf)

Perhapd.

Posted by: Monica Lewinski at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (rbPc9)

122 Can we also get a list of supposed "conservative" commentators who also need to leave?

This is our party now, you are not needed:
Erick Erickson
Jonah Goldberg
Glen Beck

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (e2Rx3)

123 So, is SMOD oh hold for now?

************


Trump IS SMOD.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (G8TO0)

124 Does Trump have a path to victory?" Yeah. Does the Media have a path back to journalism?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (m6qV1)

125 New call for elimination of the electoral college?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (IqV8l)

126 If you guys aren't watching MSNBC you are missing some awesome whining.
___________________________

CNN is the Lefty limit to me...

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (aPd7l)

127 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (DW+jj)

Because Webb Hubbell is her Dad Not Bubba

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (y3aQB)

128 As a little ammo should any LIVs, Lib-Leftists, NeverTrumpers say something to you about Eric Trump's illegal ballot selfie, here's something to shoot back with:

Baltimore City State's Attorney, Marilyn Mosby, tweeted photo of her daughter in the voting booth and it looking like the child was the one filling out the ballot. No electronic devices allowed in a polling place allowed in MD; no photos inside the voting booth allowed; and it might be illegal as well for the daughter to be there with her. (There is an exception for children but I have a feeling that it's for babes in arms ages and not older preteens like Mosby's daughter; and it still looks like the kid was actually filling out the ballot.)

http://preview.tinyurl.com/q6hseck
and
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nnfjmrq

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (xIunr)

129 Dang it....these two threads are confusing this shit out of me.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (qUNWi)

130 >>if Trump One

I think Ace is making an joke about how Trump will fly them to Canada on Trump Force One.

"Hey, why are we going so far out over the Atlantic..."

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (gTQoY)

131 I don't know about you all, but I'm running out of popcorn over here. Soooo much good stuff happening right now. Have you seen Facebook? The rivers of tears are like a wonderful, warm bath! Hahahahahah!

Next up: Hillary for Prison, 2017!

Posted by: Shred21 at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (BbhMD)

132 I'm fascinated to listen to Obamas comments.

Anyone listen to Beck this morning? I'm currently waiting on Prager.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (R5HRU)

133 I don't think I need to watch her concession speech, my lib friends are tweeting the top bits.

"To all the little girls watching, never doubt you are valuable and deserving of the chance to pursue your dreams"

We let the children down, America. Think of the children!! Bwahaha. Yay this is the last time they can be used as pawns by her in a speech.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (hvf9s)

134 Oh goody...Odumbo is going to speak soon too.
Posted by: Tami
-------------

*resets the "I" and "Me" counters*

Presumably, he will express the extent to which he is "personally insulted".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (7H/2n)

135 Is Bill Maher going to keep his promise of murdering Anthony Weiner?
Will they allow tv cameras in the courtroom for the murder trial?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2016 01:00 PM (+lVUW)

136 I hear she's a Yankees and Mets Fan. What ever it takes Bayby!

************

LOL

I'm sure she COULD get a seat somewhere but I honestly don't think she has the stomach for it. I could be wrong though.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:00 PM (G8TO0)

137 Hillary doesn't have Parkinson's.

She has kuru (a brain-wasting disease brought on by the practice of cannibalism).

That spirit cooking will get you every time!

Posted by: RKae at November 09, 2016 01:00 PM (1jMyA)

138 my microsoft boyfriend called.....he was mad that i had him on speaker phone....he wanted me to pick up the phone...told him i couldn't because i couldn't be on the computer at the same time....he asked for another telephone number of mine like my cell number.....i gave him the non emergency number for the local pd........

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 01:00 PM (0O7c5)

139 How quickly does she begin to physically deteriorate and start looking worse than Bill?
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:55 PM (bMG0w)

That will happen soon, but like Ruth Buzzy Ginsburg, she will not leave politics until she is carried out feet first.

She and Obama will be constantly 'organizing" new ways of trying to destroy this country.

Oh, and she said we were a "Constitutional Democracy". No asshole, we are a Representative Republic. You wouldn't recognize the Constitution if you ran over it with your hover round and overturned yourself.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2016 01:00 PM (oDUj/)

140 New thread!

Anyone heard anything from the NeverTrumpers? Been to Redstate for the first time in months but there was not the tear show I was expecting. They also have almost no commenters now.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:00 PM (WuRdh)

141 ps: this one's for Nino, bitches.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 09, 2016 01:00 PM (m6qV1)

142 Her Family lifted Her up.... Off the pavement....

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 01:00 PM (O2RFr)

143 If you guys aren't watching MSNBC you are missing some awesome whining.

Net, net. We are all racists and hate women.




I wish someone would ask them, rayciss? WTF?
Rich old white guy vs rich old white woman.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 01:00 PM (2w7OO)

144
Huma has got to be the loneliest woman in the world right now.

She could do Maytag repairman commercials.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 01:00 PM (IqV8l)

145 Perhaps.

Posted by: Monica Lewinski at November 09, 2016 01:00 PM (rbPc9)

146 Presumably, he will express the extent to which he is "personally insulted".

*************************

Personally insulted in a big-ly way, believe me.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:00 PM (G8TO0)

147 If it's even possible, Chelsea has even LESS charisma than Hillary. She's not a thing. The Clintons are done....finally.
It'll be interesting to see what happens when some of the people who paid so much money to them come to collect.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 09, 2016 01:00 PM (lRwmz)

148 "Hey, why are we going so far out over the Atlantic..."
Posted by: Mama AJ
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lol

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 01:01 PM (7H/2n)

149
MSNBC is reporting that it took Hillary! so long to take the stage for her concession speech because-

she had to gnaw the heads off 50 lab rats before she could calm down enough to speak.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 01:01 PM (0cMkb)

150 *resets the "I" and "Me" counters*



Presumably, he will express the extent to which he is "personally insulted".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (7H/2n)

I'm sure he'll say we all disappointed him....

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:01 PM (Enq6K)

151 Is Sarah Silverman on the list? Because I don't know if the nation could bear the loss of her wit and wisdom.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 01:01 PM (qJhUV)

152 I'm not watching. I haven't eaten anything yet, and dry heaves are awful.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (+lVUW)
-----------------

Here, I'll summarize for you: blah blah blah, crazy eyes, blah blah, woman president, argle, bargle, blah blah blerg.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 01:01 PM (uHcnA)

153 I'll help them pack. Here's a bag of dicks as a parting gift!

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 01:01 PM (0mRoj)

154
She's so fugly, when she gives you a Hummer it counts as Anal.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (/IGpZ)


Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:01 PM (493sH)

155 Did you guys see Billy Jeff bite his lip at the end? He needs to put some ice on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 01:01 PM (PY9jH)

156 Posted by: Larry Sabato at November 09, 2016 12:58 PM (TnUKj) & especially your awful rug

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:02 PM (y3aQB)

157 My FB feed is a liberal cesspool right now...
Guess all my conservative white male racist bigot friends went to work.

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2016 01:02 PM (aPd7l)

158 I'm fascinated to listen to Obamas comments.

-
Mr. Class

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 01:02 PM (Nwg0u)

159


Will Trump go on Fox tonight? Hannity?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:02 PM (qCMvj)

160 Ace...

That is not the best part, but many lefty Californians are calling for Secession!

http://time.com/4564119/california-calexit-donald-trump-victory/

Oh the irony is just too wonderful...

Posted by: William Eaton at November 09, 2016 01:02 PM (MuTTO)

161 Glenn Beck has announced he is moving into a cuckoo clock.

Every hour, he'll pop out and say Cuckoo, spin around, and head back into his lair.

This should surprise no one.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2016 01:02 PM (b/kAv)

162

All the #nevertrumpers here who got so obnoxious they got banned should stay banded. They'll just shit all over the carpet forever.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 01:02 PM (v9gSJ)

163 Is Sarah Silverman on the list? Because I don't know if the nation could bear the loss of her wit and wisdom.


Yeah I posted in the wrong thread that most of these people are has beens or who-the-fuck-is-thats.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 01:02 PM (qUNWi)

164 Whoopi promised she's retire from television if Trump won.

We're waiting, bitch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 01:02 PM (PY9jH)

165 93 Theme song for the Left today...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CEDr2EERDw
---------
How about one from the Nobel laureate? PPM version so y'all can understand it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu-DWUngjhk

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 01:02 PM (ry4ab)

166 I saw a photo of Bill with the Beast at the polling place, going to vote. He had his mouth hanging open pretty bad.

As I've rambled about before, when you see a man with his mouth hanging open like that all the time, he's about gone. Ol' Bill is done.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (DW+jj)

167 480 Trump can use everyone in this room as mortar for his wall ala Leonidas.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:36 PM


Worth watching, bigly ... http://tinyurl.com/z5rb9ov

Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (sMt7r)

168 144


Huma has got to be the loneliest woman in the world right now.



She could do Maytag repairman commercials.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 01:00 PM (IqV8l)
Offers to do porn will be rolling in soon enough.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (jxbfJ)

169 27 speaking on behalf of the "Great White North"

Fankly you motherfucking POS's, don't bother coming up here, but if you do, get ready for -40 degree winters with a wind that cuts you to the bone, that always makes you appreciate global warming, mosquitoes and black flies that will carry you away, a dollar worth 3/4 of the UD dollar, and gas @ $1 per liter, (x3.8 to do the math, and add exchange)

Oh and our leader is Prime minister Selfie, although he is bobama's white half so you might actually like that.
Posted by: Rick in SK at November 09, 2016 12:29 PM (/CIN4)


So, Paradise?

Posted by: Yooper(from Michigan's UP) at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (+lVUW)

170 I wonder if Vegas will take a bet on the total damage to the WH before Jan. 21

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (v4Dtx)

171 Hmm. I'll bet the going rate for a Clinton speech has just gone down a bit.

Posted by: Orange Pantsuits for Hillary! at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (VFhMt)

172
Where is Hollowjoint?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (suql3)

173 Does Glen Beck still have a mind ? He seems to be the "Amanda Bynes" of politics.

Posted by: Robby Mook at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (e8kgV)

174 RUSH!

His schadenboner must be YUGE

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (Om16U)

175 I know what Obama is going to say. Its going to be insulting to Trump voters. And he's going to demand that Trump doesn't roll back all the "progress" that has been made over the last 8 years.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (bMG0w)

176


SCOAMF up next, will he mention obamacare, hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (qCMvj)

177 FB feed is hilarious. It's amazing how many sheeple on the left have been spoonfed this idea that they are all going to be put in gulags and executed now. They actually swallow all this crap from msnbc

They gon' put y'all back in chaaaainz

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (wTroZ)

178 I love Nigel Farage, word is he may have a new job in a senior level position in a Trump administration.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (G8TO0)

179 Hey! Hey, Mike! Mike! Guess what day it is!

Trump Day!

Posted by: That Camel at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (kDUMP)

180 HOLY COW!

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (dDOWg)

181 138 my microsoft boyfriend called.

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 01:00 PM (0O7c5)

I love harassing those dopes.

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (yODqO)

182

"We owe Trump an open mind" -- Hillary Clinton
They will get over that real quick.

Posted by: William Henry Harrison at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (e8kgV)

183 104 I for one will feel the tremendous loss of the cultural icon that is Miley Cyrus. Her contributions to the arts and music have reverberated throughout the nation and one can only mourn the loss when she leaves us.

Get out bitch. Take Streisand, Cher, Stephanopulous, Katy Perry, Samuel L. Jackson and the rest with you.
Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 12:57 PM (oiNtH

Is she moving to Canada? Noooooooo!!!!

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (hJrjt)

184 REALLY????

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (dDOWg)

185 I'm north of the 49th parallel, and I can say on behalf of us "Snow Mexicans" you can keep those guys down there, we don't need their toxicity.

Posted by: Lurker primus at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (B3qs7)

186 Gee, where are all the trolls?

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (O2RFr)

187 Just out of curiosity and because there is nothing and I mean nothing that someone in the Horde doesn't know about, anyone know what is the longest distance an entire House has been moved?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (d76uN)

188 FB feed is hilarious. It's amazing how many sheeple on the left have been spoonfed this idea that they are all going to be put in gulags and executed now. They actually swallow all this crap from msnbc

*******************

To be honest, I thought I was going to be put in the camps a week after Hillary was sworn in.

Except my fears actually had merit.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (G8TO0)

189 I still say Trump should have sent each one of them a one-way ticket to the destination they chose, delivered by taxi so they could get to the airport.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (39g3+)

190 And I hope that President-Elect Trump carries on with all of the voter fraud cases that were discovered. This is no time for complacency.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (xIunr)

191

Today feels fucking awesome


If you can find it Louie Gohmert talking about her speech on FBN

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 01:04 PM (1TXSC)

192 REALLY THIS HAPPENED????!


....... REALLY????????

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 09, 2016 01:05 PM (dDOWg)

193 i will always love rush

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 01:05 PM (0O7c5)

194 At first, as a Canadian I really resented these celebrities wanting to come here. Then I remembered that the lefties in Toronto ran out of space in their dump and are started paying to ship their garbage over the border into Michigan, so I guess we can't complain if you sent some of your garbage up here.

Posted by: GregV61 at November 09, 2016 01:05 PM (H0lcY)

195 I saw a photo of Bill with the Beast at the polling place, going to vote. He had his mouth hanging open pretty bad.

As I've rambled about before, when you see a man with his mouth hanging open like that all the time, he's about gone. Ol' Bill is done.
Posted by: publius
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I'm surprised that he isn't wearing a drool cup.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 01:05 PM (7H/2n)

196 Hey, anyone notice that the MSM is not reporting riots in Oakland and Oregon?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:05 PM (NOIQH)

197 Does Glen Beck still have a mind ? He seems to be the "Amanda Bynes" of politics.

Posted by: Robby Mook at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (e8kgV)



Hey!!!

I....uh....I'm....hmmm....well, alright.

Posted by: Amanda Bynes at November 09, 2016 01:05 PM (0cMkb)

198 172
Where is Hollowjoint?



Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (suql3)



LDC's post showing two comments from him demonstrates how stupid he is quite perfectly.

378
Celebrate tonight, Trump supporters. Tomorrow, set personal feelings aside and hold him to account.

Posted by: Hollowpoint





Not all Trumpkins are ignorant and stupid. Some are simply bad people with psychopathic tendencies.

Posted by: Hollowpoint


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 04:15 AM (kdS6q)

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:05 PM (bMG0w)

199 test

Posted by: Independent George at November 09, 2016 01:05 PM (O6aZ4)

200 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. IS THIS REAL?

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 09, 2016 01:05 PM (dDOWg)

201 All the #nevertrumpers here who got so obnoxious they got banned should stay banded. They'll just shit all over the carpet forever.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits


No, they should be allowed back in because it's time to be gracious and a big tent.

'Sides they need to fess up. Not like Chemjeff in the thread below, but a real concession that they were so off the mark that they are willing to re-evaluate things.

Or not.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:05 PM (v4Dtx)

202

Rush up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:05 PM (qCMvj)

203 I guess my MIL collapsing after voting for the Beast was, indeed, a sign.

I'll bet my brothers and sisters in-laws are in complete melt-down today.

Tee hee.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 01:06 PM (PY9jH)

204 One more thing...If the Great California Rebellion (god please try) does take place, does that mean Trump gets to play the role of Lincoln?

Posted by: William Eaton at November 09, 2016 01:06 PM (MuTTO)

205 186 Gee, where are all the trolls?

I was waiting for the promised "bag of dicks"?

Posted by: Bill Winds at November 09, 2016 01:06 PM (9eoQ+)

206 And I hope that President-Elect Trump carries on with all of the voter fraud cases that were discovered. This is no time for complacency.
Posted by: andycanuck
------------

That.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 01:06 PM (7H/2n)

207 Where is Hollowjoint?



Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (suql3)

Off consoling Chemjeff with a blow job.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 01:06 PM (Jcg9Q)

208 I keep getting this message when I try to post something:

Posted by: Independent George at November 09, 2016 01:06 PM (O6aZ4)

209 Your message has been rejected because it looks like spam. If you aren't a spammer, please try changing the text of your message.

Posted by: Independent George at November 09, 2016 01:06 PM (O6aZ4)

210 What is best in life?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:06 PM (/tuJf)

211
I basically just woke up. (Horrible fucking hangover.)

This is simply AMAZING.


Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 09, 2016 01:07 PM (dDOWg)

212 The news is not all good. I'm afraid that Pat McCrory is going to lose in NC. I'm a bit shattered about that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 01:07 PM (7H/2n)

213 Trump One?

Get ready Ivanka, you're on deck

Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 09, 2016 01:07 PM (nFwvY)

214 Wow ... took a nap ... headache still pounding.

Totally worth it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 01:07 PM (fiGNd)

215 209
Your message has been rejected because it looks like spam. If you aren't
a spammer, please try changing the text of your message.

Posted by: Independent George at November 09, 2016 01:06 PM (O6aZ4)
Did you copy paste from MicWord?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:07 PM (WuRdh)

216 No more Bush or Clinton dynasties. The establishment hacks - Reid, Pelosi, McConnel, McCain, Ryan, et. al. took a big one to the nuts this election along with the media and so called 'conservative' voices.

For the first time in a long time I am proud of my country.

Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 01:07 PM (oiNtH)

217 #OrangeYouGlad? I am!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 01:07 PM (0O7c5)

218 Ohhhh I love The Dandy Warhols.

Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 01:07 PM (mf5HN)

219

Burn Oakland and Portland, Burn!!!!!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 01:07 PM (v9gSJ)

220 It's amazing how many sheeple on the left have been spoonfed this idea that they are all going to be put in gulags and executed now.

Look, that's what they hoped and expected would happen to their ideological enemies if Hillary won, so why wouldn't they expect it of Trump?

Seriously though... every election the left stirs its self up into a manic frenzy over how evil and tyrannical the Republican is, until they believe it, at least at some level. They'll calm down eventually.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:07 PM (39g3+)

221 Listening to Rush now


You know, he's really revising history here, he was the guy saying the polls were right, to stop making excuses, and we were wish casting saying the polling was wrong.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (u8syu)

222 Gee, where are all the trolls?

I have fed them to my piranha fish. They knew what the price of failure was.

Posted by: Soros at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (qJhUV)

223 Barky up next.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (hdpay)

224 What is best in life?


pizza

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (qUNWi)

225 The real winner is the Ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt.

Think about it.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (/IGpZ)

226
209 Your message has been rejected because it looks like spam. If you aren't a spammer, please try changing the text of your message.

Posted by: Independent George at November 09, 2016 01:06 PM (O6aZ4)



You've likely got a forbidden word in there somewhere.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (bMG0w)

227

Poor Joe Heck.

Shoulda ran Sharron Angle.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (suql3)

228 Oh goody...Odumbo is going to speak soon too.
To be fair to Hillary then, that's why she was 2 hours late in starting.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (xIunr)

229 If you guys aren't watching MSNBC you are missing some awesome whining.
___________________________

CNN is the Lefty limit to me...
Posted by: IP at November 09, 2016 12:59 PM (aPd7l)

At 3 am this morning, Rachel Madcow and Lawrence O'Donnell were trying to out hysteric each other. Lawrence O actually said that the founders knew that the people would someday elect a tyrant and that is why they designed the three branches of government to restrain the tyrant, who is Donald Trump.
He said it would be (this is a quote) Chuck Schumer's responsibility to lead filibusters and to block Trump's actions and the actions of a Republican Congress. One of the other clowns on that show looked at him and said, Wait, you want the congress to be blocked on getting anything done?" "Yes, because Trump has told us he is going to eliminate our trade agreements, etc.etc.

It was hilarious to watch. Madcow went into a full blown rant about Trump was going to launch his Immigration Police Force to round up all 10 M illegals and put them in prison and deport them, and he would build a wall on the Southern border seperating families(no that was Russia, dear, in Berlin), and on and on.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (oDUj/)

230 Must be nice to be a liberal, when "we" win they get to be left alone.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (u8syu)

231 It would be delicious if somebody determines that Hillary would have won if she had not told coal miners she was going to put them out of jobs. Green energy for the win!

Posted by: Hopeless Dreamer at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (V+B19)

232 I hate identity politics. Rush does too, and he's nailing that shibboleth to the wall.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (y+Ufa)

233 I gotta go lie down. Ugh. Hangover.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (PY9jH)

234 I know she's not even C-list at this point, but Mara Wilson's Twitter -- she was the cute little girl in "Mrs. Doubtfire" and "Matilda" is a sight to behold. Everyone who voted for Trump is a racist sexist bag of sh*t. Bernie would have lost too because this country is so racist and so forth. If you didn't vote for Hillary, you're practically subhuman.

What I don't get is this: do these people not understand that lashing out like this at average Americans every time some political or cultural issue didn't go their way is one of the reasons Trump won?

Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (T9DQN)

235 What is best in life?


pizza
Posted by: eleven

----

But "pizza" is even better!

Posted by: John Podesta at November 09, 2016 01:09 PM (1jMyA)

236
Next up: Obama speaking at the White House.
What's the over/under on if he'll be more bitter than a Survivor jury member at the final Tribal Council?

Posted by: Biergood at November 09, 2016 01:09 PM (v8Lx/)

237 Not all Trumpkins are ignorant and stupid. Some are simply bad people with psychopathic tendencies.
Posted by: Hollowpoint

************************

Are there any #nevertrumpers out there who have actually made an effort to be gracious and dignified today?

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:09 PM (G8TO0)

238 Neve Campbell is still considered a celebrity?

Posted by: Thursby at November 09, 2016 01:09 PM (1wofY)

239 Where is Hollowjoint?







Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 01:03 PM (suql3)



Off consoling Chemjeff with a blow job.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 01:06 PM (Jcg9Q)

I suspect he's not even getting a reach-around

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 01:09 PM (3Liv/)

240 222
Gee, where are all the trolls?

I have fed them to my piranha fish. They knew what the price of failure was.


Posted by: Soros at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (qJhUV)
What about your failure?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:09 PM (WuRdh)

241 The Republican Party did its duty in preventing another Bush from taking office, but the Democrats let us down. Thank you American people for stopping another Clinton from taking office.

No more Bushes, no more Clintons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:09 PM (39g3+)

242 Some continue to fight:

https://twitter.com/AmericaFerrera

Also, the Somali-American bigamist/brother-lover won in Minnesota. Yay, USA!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:09 PM (NOIQH)

243 It's amazing how many sheeple on the left have been spoonfed this
idea that they are all going to be put in gulags and executed now.

HIDE ME! HIDE ME!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at November 09, 2016 01:09 PM (qJhUV)

244 Bl@zer and boots that are endorsed by Tom Brady are some of the words that can get flagged as spam.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:09 PM (bMG0w)

245 Number 23 was a funny twist.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 01:09 PM (oOYbM)

246 California secession?

Cool. Seize the ports of Oakland, LA, and San Diego and let the rest go.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 09, 2016 01:09 PM (kTF2Z)

247
I feel genuinely sorry for her. She has submitted to two abusive relationships.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (mgbwf)

Please don't feel sorry for Huma Abedin. In her last weeks in the House, Michelle Bachmann submitted a report focused exclusively on Huma Abedin and her ties to Muslim extremists, specifically the Muslim Brotherhood. I've read excerpts and I'm sure there are copies out there on the Interwebs somewhere. Bachmann caught all sorts of heat for that report. She was accused of racism and bad faith, among other things.

Bachmann made a good case that Huma Abedin is an MB agent of influence and (at least indirectly) working for the Saudis. Thanks to Hillary Clinton's cavalier treatment of national secrets,Abedin was privy to some of the most highly classified information we have. God knows how much damage has been done.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 01:10 PM (OGbEB)

248 A nice day to be alive. It has been a long time since I've been happy about a national election.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 09, 2016 01:10 PM (TnUKj)

249 Trump won, right?

Hahaha.
Pretty much all my family and friends laughed at me last summer when I was saying it's going to be Trump. I got so many apologies last night and this morning. Except for a few sore losers who are too bitter and embarrassed to say sorry.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 01:10 PM (6IPEM)

250
I heard that, Country Boy @ comment #207.

But Chemjeff is probably very demanding: expects full service.


Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 09, 2016 01:10 PM (dDOWg)

251 Trump should appoint obama half brother as ambassador to kenya

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 01:10 PM (wTroZ)

252 I keep getting this message when I try to post something:

Posted by: Independent George


Don't copy and paste text from the web to the comment box.

The hamsters here don't like smart quotes or text other than the simple ASCII set.

If you need to quote something, copy and paste it into the program on Windows called Notepad, remove the extra characters like smart quotes, curved apostrophes, and the like, then copy and paste it into the comment box on Ace o' Spades.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:10 PM (v4Dtx)

253 No, we won't put blacks in chains...

...Hillary and Podesta arent black. I do believe Colorado still allows hard labour up in Canon City

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 01:10 PM (jHKl7)

254 I look forward to the Dem post-mortem when they decide they have to be even more leftist and insufferable.

Posted by: Cantankerous at November 09, 2016 01:10 PM (326rv)

255 You know, he's really revising history here, he was the guy saying the polls were right, to stop making excuses, and we were wish casting saying the polling was wrong.

***************

To be fair I was thinking that too. I wanted the polls to be wrong but 2012 traumatized me from truly believing it.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:10 PM (G8TO0)

256 251
Trump should appoint obama half brother as ambassador to kenya

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 01:10 PM (wTroZ)
nice

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 01:11 PM (0O7c5)

257 Hey Joey Biden, this is a big Fucking deal!!

Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 01:11 PM (oiNtH)

258 Leg, swept.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:11 PM (/tuJf)

259 I'm not sure which one of these douchebags I want to leave first.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at November 09, 2016 01:11 PM (vtcmf)

260

The Great Repudiation of 2016

or...


The Reckoning

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 01:11 PM (suql3)

261 Such a beautiful day. And women can have schadenboners; oh, yes we can.

Posted by: LadyS at November 09, 2016 01:11 PM (4EvED)

262 140 New thread!

Anyone heard anything from the NeverTrumpers? Been to Redstate for the first time in months but there was not the tear show I was expecting. They also have almost no commenters now.
-----------
Much crow eaten, but you were right, actual comments not on social media no there. Buh-bye guys...
http://tinyurl.com/ogdcsak

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 01:11 PM (ry4ab)

263 Of course, Barky feels the need to speak.
And we never have to talk about EggMac ever again!

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 01:12 PM (6IPEM)

264 Michael Moore will be moving to Venezuela to take advantage of their new diet. Starvation.

Posted by: Buffalbob at November 09, 2016 01:12 PM (p+cjo)

265 It's amazing how many sheeple on the left have been spoonfed this idea that they are all going to be put in gulags and executed now.

-
Mrs. Wrecks, who is very upset, said a six year old Hispanic student of hers told her Mr. Bigly doesn't like brown people or women.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 01:12 PM (Nwg0u)

266 >>>It's amazing how many sheeple on the left have been spoonfed this idea that they are all going to be put in gulags and executed now.

I'm so happy Winona doesn't understand social media at all!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 01:12 PM (fM72k)

267 Did you copy paste from MicWord?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:07 PM (WuRdh)
===

No. According to the dead guy I was using a forbidden word.

Posted by: Independent George at November 09, 2016 01:12 PM (O6aZ4)

268 252 I keep getting this message when I try to post something:

Posted by: Independent George

Don't copy and paste text from the web to the comment box.

The hamsters here don't like smart quotes or text other than the simple ASCII set.

If you need to quote something, copy and paste it into the program on Windows called Notepad, remove the extra characters like smart quotes, curved apostrophes, and the like, then copy and paste it into the comment box on Ace o' Spades.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:10 PM (v4Dtx)



Nah, that causes the error with the red text. The "Looks like spam" error is because of a forbidden word.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:12 PM (bMG0w)

269 86 28 I'll take a day off from work to help the bastards pack

I tweeted George Stephanie-opolus asking when he and his old lady are moving. I did offer to start a gofundme campaign.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 01:12 PM (voOPb)

270 Loving Rush so far.

It's Trumps turn to say FUCK YOU, I WON.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:12 PM (G8TO0)

271 I hope Ace doesn't ban chemjeff. He desperately wants that. I think he thinks himself a martyr.

Posted by: Thursby at November 09, 2016 01:12 PM (1wofY)

272 Shut up 0bama, you are history

Posted by: cn at November 09, 2016 01:12 PM (rJEUr)

273 Demographic stats of minority voters:

White women 52%
Black Men 13%
Latino Men 33%
Latino Women 26%
Others 32%

The numbers for Latinos, that is huge right? I can't remember Romney's numbers.

I think this torpedoes the narrative he was only chosen by white sexist racists, no?

Got stats from here:
https://twitter.com/deray/status/796380903127871489

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 01:12 PM (hvf9s)

274 >>I feel genuinely sorry for her. She has submitted to two abusive relationships.


She's a freakin' MB spy.
Submitting to that abuse was her *job*.
What was she doing with 650K emails including classified docs??????

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:12 PM (NOIQH)

275 Trump should appoint obama half brother as ambassador to kenya

Posted by: Mst3k at November 09, 2016 01:10 PM (wTroZ)


Hillary to Libya and Barry to Iran

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:12 PM (493sH)

276 Are there any #nevertrumpers out there who have actually made an effort to be gracious and dignified today?
---
See 985 in the art thread, there's some class there.
===
But again: I was wrong, and people here were right.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 09, 2016 11:48 AM (F26eZ)

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 01:12 PM (3Liv/)

277 The GOP owns the WH
The Senate
The House
33 Governorships
Even more state legislatures

What do Democrats control?

If the GOP can't demonstrate some leadership after all we've given them, they're going to have some 'splainin to do.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 01:13 PM (y+Ufa)

278 Gracious nevertrump? Rod Dreher and Ross Douthat have been okay. But I'm not looking for grace from them. I'm looking for apologies and penance.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 01:13 PM (jHKl7)

279 244 Bl@zer and boots that are endorsed by Tom Brady are some of the words that can get flagged as spam.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:09 PM (bMG0w)
===

Yep, I was trying to comment on the guy on FBN who was wearing a cow patterned bl@zer.

Posted by: Independent George at November 09, 2016 01:13 PM (O6aZ4)

280 You know, he's really revising history here, he was the guy saying the polls were right, to stop making excuses, and we were wish casting saying the polling was wrong.
Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (u8syu)

Uh, no. Rush went to great lengths the last few days to explain how the individual campaigns have their own internal polling and how the news media pays pollsters to do exit polls to help drive or depress turnout . He gave the 2004 Kerry exit polls declaring him the winner as the example and went into detail about how that worked.

He also said that in 2012, he didn't believe the Obama vs.Rommey polls that said Obama was going to be reelected and got burned by it, so he was not going to go down that road again.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2016 01:13 PM (oDUj/)

281 I tweeted George Stephanie-opolus asking when he and his old lady are moving. I did offer to start a gofundme campaign.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 01:12 PM (voOPb)
----------------

You're a good man, MisHum.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 01:13 PM (uHcnA)

282 Soros you magnificent bastard, we read your book!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:13 PM (/tuJf)

283 It took a while for the right to openly admit that Mittens was a terrible candidate. How long until the left sees their error of anointing another Clinton through pre-destination?

Yea, I'm hoping for a calmer, even more refined, 2024 election.

Posted by: IP at November 09, 2016 01:14 PM (aPd7l)

284 Don't forget the 20% of government workers that promised to quit if Trump got elected.

Good riddance to them as well!

Posted by: Flashy at November 09, 2016 01:14 PM (gBND7)

285 What's Paul Ryan so excited and happy about?
One of the biggest NeverTrump losers of last night for sure

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 01:14 PM (6IPEM)

286 Been looking for a county-by-county map of the election.

Too early?

Posted by: mindful webworker - ding! dong! at November 09, 2016 01:14 PM (XtR0g)

287
263 Of course, Barky feels the need to speak.
And we never have to talk about EggMac ever again!

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 01:12 PM (6IPEM

Bill Fucking Krystol hardest hit.

So when does the Weekly Standard fold?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 01:14 PM (voOPb)

288 I think it's adorable that these people wanted us to know that they're leaving.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 01:14 PM (qUNWi)

289 BTW, an idea for later - how 'bout a collection of greatest hits from other "world leaders"?

Merkle went full retard, btw. Here's a clue, twit - Trump won. "warning" him that you'll only "cooperate" if he "commits to equal rights" will get you nothing.

Now F off.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 01:14 PM (C9pBZ)

290 I hope to make up for the money I lost investing in high cap mags and 80% lowers by investing in cement block and concertina wire companies.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 01:14 PM (1H9ox)

291 Hoya, amigos! Mucho congratulados from your amigos down here! We were behind you all along!

Now let's not hear anymore of the silly talk of taxing money transfers to us, eh, compadre? Eh? Because we are such friends, yes we are!

Hello? Hello? Brasso pimento, my phone it is always hanging up on me when I call the gringos!

Posted by: Mexico at November 09, 2016 01:14 PM (nd1zx)

292 Posted by: Soros at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (qJhUV)
What about your failure?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:09 PM (WuRdh)


Don't worry. I got this. Soon.

Posted by: B.L. Zebub at November 09, 2016 01:15 PM (TOk1P)

293 Trump should appoint obama half brother as ambassador to kenya


Yeah, it would finally get him out of that hut.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at November 09, 2016 01:15 PM (vtcmf)

294 I look forward to the Dem post-mortem when they decide they have to be even more leftist and insufferable.

-
More lies! More vote fraud! More crimes! That's the ticket!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 01:15 PM (Nwg0u)

295 My Mexican-born MIL, naturalized in the Reagan amnesty, really believed that if Trump won, she was going to have to go back to Mexico.

THAT is the level of lies the MSM was telling on the Spanish channels.

In 4 years, even she will know she was lied to, I'm hoping.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 01:15 PM (e2Rx3)

296 Dow Jones Industrial Average up 172 so far this morning.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 09, 2016 01:15 PM (nd1zx)

297 "
Hillary to Libya and Barry to Iran"

Mooch could show off her magnificent "fashion sense" to the Iranian women.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:15 PM (JSovD)

298 McMuffin had to be the stupidest shit I have ever seen come out of the #NeverTrumper-Romney camp. Good riddance to that loser.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:15 PM (G8TO0)

299 I wonder if Hillary had won last night would the Dow have been up over the night, and falling now? Because right now it is up.

I bet a bunch of Dems were hoping it would plummet 1000 points today.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:15 PM (bMG0w)

300
No. According to the dead guy I was using a forbidden word.
Posted by: Independent George


Well, don't use that word.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:16 PM (v4Dtx)

301 From a faculty member where I used to work:

"This is a war between us and the lower classes."

"The enemy is the working class."

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 09, 2016 01:16 PM (2lndx)

302 You know, he's really revising history here, he was the guy saying the polls were right, to stop making excuses, and we were wish casting saying the polling was wrong.

--

The polls were wrong in most cases, for one reason - they expected black turnout to be permanently higher based on 2008 and 2012. What actually happened was that they returned to historic levels, and she lost. I don't see the democrats winning national races in the future unless they run a black candidate, or import enough brown minorities to make up for the 2 or 3 percent of the black vote they won't get.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 01:16 PM (7ZVPa)

303
277 The GOP owns the WH
The Senate
The House
33 Governorships
Even more state legislatures

What do Democrats control?

If the GOP can't demonstrate some leadership after all we've given them, they're going to have some 'splainin to do.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 01:13 PM (y+Ufa)



What do the Democrats control?

The GOP.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:16 PM (bMG0w)

304 Whitehouse staffers look physically I'll.

Sweet.

.

Posted by: Love Gun (post-revolution Love hertz) at November 09, 2016 01:16 PM (no0Da)

305
New poll shows Clinton +6.

Posted by: Kyle at November 09, 2016 01:16 PM (suql3)

306 I wish someone would have yelled Bill is a rapist when she was talking.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (jsWA8)

307 What a fine morning.

I spent yesterday offline after work to keep stress levels down. So this is...fine, fine news.

Yea President Trump. We're going to need to help him, I have a feeling, but at least we have a shot now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (UHLlC)

308 303


277 The GOP owns the WH

The Senate

The House

33 Governorships

Even more state legislatures



What do Democrats control?



If the GOP can't demonstrate some leadership after all we've given them, they're going to have some 'splainin to do.



Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 01:13 PM (y+Ufa)







What do the Democrats control?



The GOP.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:16 PM (bMG0w)

Well played.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (WuRdh)

309 Woke up with a smile on my face here in CA.
Birds were singing, sun was coming up.
Libs bemoaning the loss of their Bloated Evil Queen.
It's a beautiful day.

Posted by: wth at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (HgMAr)

310 14 Texas Zombie trashed the other thread.
Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:24 PM (/4GEs)

Wait, what? How so?

After the booze and almost no sleep I may be a little slow on the uptake.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (SUtNI)

311 Lots of mansions going on the market at must sell prices.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (kATU+)

312 Barky: "Wow, didn't see that coming."

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (hdpay)

313 Bonus for being "cautious" about odds: I have new weapons, plenty of ammunition, and cash money hidden around the house!
On the downside, I ate a shitload of Halloween candy last night. But I couldn't drink.

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (fM72k)

314 >>> What I don't get is this: do these people not understand that lashing out like this at average Americans every time some political or cultural issue didn't go their way is one of the reasons Trump won?
Posted by: Sausage McMuffin at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (T9DQN)

Shhhhhhhh don't tell then that and help them get a cluebat! I'm hoping they stay clueless and thus impotent in 2020.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (hvf9s)

315 The two minutes hate at BBC Jr. (NPR) has been extended to four years.

THE MUD PEOPLE ARE INSIDE THE GATES!

Posted by: 13times at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (WHVu+)

316 I wondering what the first meeting between Trump and our Prime Minister Pretty Hair is going to look like.
The Obamas and the Trudeaus were in love.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (hJrjt)

317 Here's the queen. Fvck you, commie POS

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (493sH)

318 Okay just re read Ross Douchetwat. I rescind what I said. He can blow me first.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (jHKl7)

319 301 From a faculty member where I used to work:

"This is a war between us and the lower classes."

"The enemy is the working class."

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 09, 2016 01:16 PM (2lndx)



Did the teach chemistry?

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (bMG0w)

320 Miley Cyrus is out? MILEY CYRUS IS OUT???!!!

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (TPJ04)

321 >>It took a while for the right to openly admit that Mittens was a terrible candidate. How long until the left sees their error of anointing another Clinton through pre-destination?

Trump got less votes than Romney. This was a complete repudiation of the left and Clinton.

A hair covered turd could have beaten Hillary.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (/tuJf)

322 I forgot about horrible Bill Kristol.
MisHum, I'm so happy and relieved. Juno and I won't be homeless and poor.
I have a tat idea for you btw. Skull and crossbones.
What do you think?

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (6IPEM)

323 New poll shows Clinton +6.

Posted by: Kyle at November 09, 2016 01:16 PM (suql3)
...........

lol

Posted by: wth at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (HgMAr)

324 Anyone heard anything from the NeverTrumpers? Been to Redstate for the first time in months but there was not the tear show I was expecting. They also have almost no commenters now.


Except for Low IQ "conservative" followers of the GOPe,

the NeverTrump movement was another false-flag operation by the Dims and probably Soros.

Nothing for them to do anymore.


Well...the Low IQ "conservatives" can stand around and pull their puds to thoughts of their honor...

but that's about it.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (0cMkb)

325
Two maybe three Court picks.

Two maybe Three Court picks.



TWO MAYBE THREE COURT PICKS.




Posted by: Soothie at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (suql3)

326 Obama calling Trump, President Elect Trump.

This is going to be the most entertaining transition to Inauguration Day in history.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - Formerly #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (G8TO0)

327 #303 - exactly.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (8mIih)

328 Bachmann made a good case that Huma Abedin is an MB agent of influence and (at least indirectly) working for the Saudis. Thanks to Hillary Clinton's cavalier treatment of national secrets,Abedin was privy to some of the most highly classified information we have. God knows how much damage has been done.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 01:10 PM (OGbEB)


Yeah, this reminds me of the reading I've been doing about all the commie spies in the FDR administration. They were shoveling classified documents to Moscow literally by the planeload, and everybody looked the other way.

Huma probably had a similar deal going with the Muslim Brotherhood.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (KQndB)

329 Rush getting preempted by Obozo. Damn.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (vtcmf)

330 I do remember reading that black and Hispanic turnout was much lower for Cankles than for Barry The TelePrompTer Messiah.

I guess that makes THEM all racists, right?

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (nd1zx)

331 What do Democrats control?

Posted by: MTF


They own the civil liberties of 40 million+ in California and chose to flush them down the shitter last night.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (v4Dtx)

332 I suspect the Hollywood nitwits going to Canada are frantically calling around today looking for courses in Austrian.

Posted by: (not) J.J. Sefton at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (wi0rD)

333 New poll shows Clinton +6.



bwahahaha

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (qUNWi)

334 314 Melania Trump is the hottest First Lady ever? Yes or No?
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (2cS/G)


YES!

Posted by: Moose & Squirrel at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (DofIg)

335 I have Odumbo on mute...


Has he said we disappointed him yet?

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (Enq6K)

336 Fuck you Obama. Lying shit.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (bMG0w)

337

99 Federal judgeships....just in the first 100 days.

Posted by: Soothie at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (suql3)

338 "Your Majesty, the peasants are revolting!"

"You said it, they stink on ice."

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (8sAni)

339 Redstate sticking with the "Trump is Hitler and must be stopped" meme. Pepe the White Nationalist must be destroyed!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (xIunr)

340 ThinkProgress tells us what went wrong ...

America failed because of the Electoral College.
America failed because our Constitution is broken.
America failed because our media turned this race into an election about trivialities.
America failed because the FBI Director manipulated the election.
America failed because FBI agents intentionally manipulated the election.
America failed because the leadership at DOJ couldn't keep the FBI under control.
America failed because the Democratic Party didn't have a real primary.
America failed because of Global Warming.
America failed because of too much lead in the water.
America failed because of CFCs.
America failed because of too many stoned out of their minds to vote.
America failed because of third parties.
America failed because of Republicans have bigger cars.
America failed because of Republican cowardice.
America failed because of Republican extremism.
America failed because of Republican obstructionism.
American failed because of voter suppression.
America failed because most media outlets are a business, not a public service.
America failed because it is racist.
America failed because it is sexist.
America failed because .. Russia, WikiLeaks, DCLeaks and anonymous' failure to stop them.
America failed because Hillary Clinton sucked as a candidate.

OK I added a few.

Posted by: Jack Reacher at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (e8kgV)

341 Just went on a facebook cry thread and explained to them that some of the same blue states that elected Obama twice are the ones that flipped and are now racist.

Schweet fun.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (3myMJ)

342 More like this. Bonus points if there are tears and sobs of despair.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (R+30W)

343 Hello!

Posted by: Trump: Office of the President Elect at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (l7/Kl)

344 Shit. My station broke in with Obama over Rush.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (JSovD)

345 Dems will have to run a black & a latino on their next ticket.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (Om16U)

346 Whitehouse staffers look physically I'll.

Sweet.





They're going to have to get real jobs.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (2w7OO)

347 Holy hell my jaw is on the floor. I've never been so proud of TFG.

Posted by: mx4 at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (YcKif)

348 like man, Johnson can totally pull this off, he just needs to like, know where Aleppo is.

*inhales*

Posted by: Pothead who doesnt know election is over at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (G8TO0)

349 Scott Adams looks like a prophet today, lol. Said Trump would win in a landslide. Good for him. Hope get gets off the blacklist now and his speaking gigs get restored!

Unfortunately Michael Moore said the same thing as well, he is going to try and use that to slither back to relevancy.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (hvf9s)

350 LOL at the lefties who were all smug we told you so this morning about the markets crashing because Trump.

Posted by: GregV61 at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (H0lcY)

351 Sure, election results are fine, but what did the Monmouth Poll say?

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (TPJ04)

352 I think it's adorable that these people wanted us to know that they're leaving.
Posted by: eleven
---------

They misperceived their childish tantrums as influencing adults.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (7H/2n)

353 314 Melania Trump is the hottest First Lady ever? Yes or No?

I dunno, Abigail Adams always kinda floated my boat.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (WlGX+)

354 We hold the white house and the senate. After 8 long miserable years. I am frankly still in shock. And rather delirious. And rather hungover.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (a0IVu)

355 Love you, boulder toilet hobo, but hell no on Rod Dreher and Douthat as 'okay' NeverTrumpers. Dreher (whom I've met, and really used to like) wet his panties for months over this election. It was sickening.

Posted by: LadyS at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (4EvED)

356 From a faculty member where I used to work:

"This is a war between us and the lower classes."

"The enemy is the working class."

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 09, 2016 01:16 PM (2lndx)


Tell him, "Kulaks. They're called 'kulaks,' comrade."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (X6fMO)

357 He he Rush completely ignoring Obama's speech.
Irrelevant lame duck.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 01:20 PM (Om16U)

358 What is it with the obsession with our daughters????

These people are pathetic.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 01:20 PM (Jcg9Q)

359 Is it just me or does Obama seem somewhat glad that he has to deal with Trump now and not Hills? Even though his side lost. Eh, I don't know...

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:20 PM (yODqO)

360 What is the over/under on how many actually will move, 1?

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:20 PM (cOHS7)

361 295 My Mexican-born MIL, naturalized in the Reagan amnesty, really believed that if Trump won, she was going to have to go back to Mexico.

THAT is the level of lies the MSM was telling on the Spanish channels.

In 4 years, even she will know she was lied to, I'm hoping.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 01:15 PM (e2Rx3)

People were deceived by filtered news--no bad news about Hillary allowed and no good news about Trump. There are lots of people without a clue about just how bad Hillary was as a candidate.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2016 01:20 PM (hJrjt)

362 321 >>It took a while for the right to openly admit that Mittens was a terrible candidate. How long until the left sees their error of anointing another Clinton through pre-destination?

Trump got less votes than Romney. This was a complete repudiation of the left and Clinton.

A hair covered turd could have beaten Hillary.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (/tuJf)



Trump got more votes than Romney where it mattered.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:20 PM (bMG0w)

363 You notice how democrats suddenly talk unity and country first only after they get ass fucked in the elections?

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:20 PM (G8TO0)

364 From a faculty member where I used to work:

"This is a war between us and the lower classes."
"The enemy is the working class."

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 09, 2016 01:16 PM (2lndx)


Can't argue with any of this.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 01:20 PM (KQndB)

365 Looks like Hillary can still win this.

-Bill Wyeen

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 09, 2016 01:20 PM (3myMJ)

366 All my liberal friends are going crazy calling all Trump voters bigots. When you point out that branding an entire group with a negative attribute without knowing anything about them is itself bigoted, they respond "it's different because the are bigots!!!"

This is going to be a super fun 4 years.

Posted by: Lauren at November 09, 2016 01:20 PM (DZq3O)

367 Melania Trump is the hottest First Lady ever? Yes or No?
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 09, 2016 01:17 PM (2cS/G)


You'd better ask Vic. He and Dolly Madison were a thing back in the day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 01:20 PM (X6fMO)

368 george will, bill kristol, charles krauthammer......go away....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 01:20 PM (0O7c5)

369 What do the Democrats control?

-
Samantha B and Amy Schumer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 01:20 PM (Nwg0u)

370 TWO MAYBE THREE COURT PICKS.




Posted by: Soothie at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM

Why stop there? Let's have an 11 member court. Pack 3 in on day one. Make it yuge.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 01:21 PM (S2VsH)

371 >Bachmann made a good case that Huma Abedin is an MB agent of influence


Andy McCarthy did several detailed posts on all of her ties over at PJ media about 4 years ago.
Huma was executive in MB's MSA at GW, and her family founded and still runs a Muslim journal dedicated to assisting Muslims in western countries work from within to turn them into Muslim states. Seriously, could not be more obvious.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:21 PM (NOIQH)

372 361
What is the over/under on how many actually will move, 1?


Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:20 PM (cOHS7)

I'll take the under. If I lose, I will happily pay out in drinks at the Inauguration Moron Meetup.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:21 PM (WuRdh)

373 I bet a bunch of Dems were hoping it would plummet 1000 points today.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:15

I know I was hoping it was down today. Had some cash to invest and wanted to get in on the dip before it starts going back up.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 09, 2016 01:21 PM (2vRRd)

374 >>Trump got more votes than Romney where it mattered.

Hillary got less. That's what matters.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:21 PM (/tuJf)

375 On now we all have to be Americans first and need a sense of unity. What a difference 8 years make Queen I Won

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:21 PM (493sH)

376 Poor William Kristol. Bet he's kinda blue.

Hey, maybe if we immortalize November 8th as BillyKristolNacht he'll feel better!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 09, 2016 01:21 PM (nd1zx)

377 Um, Angela mein schatz, your country is on fire from the mass of immigrants who will never assimilate that you have allowed to invade. Your country's women have been raped and abused, while the pristine German countrysides are turning into 3rd world shit holes.

You may want to concentrate on the disaster that you have created and stop with the cheap threats.

Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 01:21 PM (oiNtH)

378
Kyle @ comment #305:

"New polls show Clinton +5."

Dude, that was fucking hilarious!



Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 09, 2016 01:21 PM (dDOWg)

379 I get a frisson of pleasure every time I don't pay for one of Hollywood's products.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 01:21 PM (QQ+il)

380 I've never heard Obama talk like this before, it's weird and makes me suspicious.

Posted by: spypeach at November 09, 2016 01:21 PM (CktXf)

381 353 314 Melania Trump is the hottest First Lady ever? Yes or No?

I dunno, Abigail Adams always kinda floated my boat.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM (WlGX+)

That means an end to gushing media coverage of the First Lady's class, style and looks.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2016 01:21 PM (hJrjt)

382

Thanks a lot Trump primary voters.
You stupid Trumpsters picked the one guy who could lose to the worst Democrat candidate in history.

Posted by: Roger at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (suql3)

383
I'm waiting for an update from Jane D'oh. I'm extremely concerned that the seas may have started rising.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (7H/2n)

384 I dunno, Abigail Adams always kinda floated my boat.

*****************

Yeah she always gave me my ballast, if ya know what i iz sezzing.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (G8TO0)

385 Obama: blah blah blah

*mute*

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (NOIQH)

386 Stronger better country??

Fuck you Barky.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (Jcg9Q)

387 AZ barely went Trump because of Mormons. Could have potentially cost him the White House.

It went for Romney by double digits.

Utah also was about 20 points behind where Romney was.

People need to remember that the next time a Mormon tries to run for the White House or anything really.

They really want the open borders stuff because that is where they are recruiting new LDS members.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (u8syu)

388 Tell him, "Kulaks. They're called 'kulaks,' comrade."

She actually said, "Here comes the Dictatorship of the Proletariat."

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (2lndx)

389 Farage is a funny guy, I think he is seriously trolling the EU and making them reach for brown pants.
http://tinyurl.com/nseserl

British daily marks what all of Lamestream Media ignored here.
http://tinyurl.com/ptwmas9

British leftist press more upbeat and snarky today. SOme people just don't get it...
http://tinyurl.com/ptwmas9

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (ry4ab)

390 366 Looks like Hillary can still win this.

-------

Heh. But her paths to victory are "narrowing."

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (TPJ04)

391 Don't expect grace and apologies from the NeverTrumpers.

They still think that they will be vindicated when Trump is a Terrible President.

And don't expect any of those Hollywood scum people to leave. They won't.

They are moral midgets and cowards. They aren't going anywhere. Things are way to cushy here for them.

Samuel L. Jackson makes too much money being the same person in all his rolls.
Rev. Sharpton would be a nobody if he ever left New York City.

These people have it so good here, they are too weak and sniveling to leave.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (RFeQD)

392 You notice how democrats suddenly talk unity and country first

--

"I won."

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (7ZVPa)

393 Dems will have to run a black a latino on their next ticket.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 01:19 PM


My money's on openly LGBT next go around.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (kDUMP)

394 New poll shows Clinton +6.

Posted by: Kyle at November 09, 2016 01:16 PM (suql3)



LOL! We're going to have fun with this. Kyle and the rest of the one-name cohort.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (TOk1P)

395 >>> Rush getting preempted by Obozo. Damn.
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at November 09, 2016 01:18 PM (vtcmf)

Listen here! I'm in Utah, my station knows their audience well, is staying on Rush. Commercials now but he'll be back on.

http://www.iheart.com/live/talk-radio-1059-knrs-2389/

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (hvf9s)

396 151 Is Sarah Silverman on the list? Because I don't know if the nation could bear the loss of her wit and wisdom.
Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 01:01 PM (qJhUV)

Because saying vulgarities in a little girl squeaky voice = comic genius.

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (uaHyk)

397 Obama sounds more like he's happier Trump won versus Hillary...

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (XZGD9)

398 LadyS, I was more talking about who has been gracious today (after getting paddled last night).

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 01:23 PM (jHKl7)

399 Everyone on the Haggard Queen's concession stage wearing purple as their part of their wardrobe?

Purple signifies royalty.

This is not an accident. They're saying "Dems, Liberals, Progressives - WE are your true rulers!"

Progressives, always working the 500 year plan.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at November 09, 2016 01:23 PM (hKDRi)

400 JEF telling everyone he leaves the country much better than Bush did.



Yeah tripled the debt, good work asshole. Get the Fuck out of there.



AND STFU

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 01:23 PM (NbJXF)

401 Anyone listening to TFG? It's all about him.

*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 01:23 PM (PY9jH)

402 Melania Trump is the hottest First Lady ever? Yes or No?

-
10-4, good buddy.

Remember how the press slobbered over Mooch? Her well toned arms and what not? You think Melania will get some of that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 01:23 PM (Nwg0u)

403 I can't wait to see the smirk on Mooch's face when she has to be seen in public with Melania.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:23 PM (/IGpZ)

404 Thanks a lot Trump primary voters.
You stupid Trumpsters picked the one guy who could lose to the worst Democrat candidate in history.
**************

Quoting trolls pre-election is so boorish and undignified.

Give us more please.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:23 PM (G8TO0)

405 389 Tell him, "Kulaks. They're called 'kulaks,' comrade."

She actually said, "Here comes the Dictatorship of the Proletariat."

---------

Wait. I thought that's what they wanted.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 01:23 PM (TPJ04)

406 That means an end to gushing media coverage of the First Lady's class, style and looks.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2016 01:21 PM (hJrjt)

I imagine they will criticize everything about her.

Except Chris Matthews, who will be fapping on air while watching her walk.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 01:23 PM (Om16U)

407 Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (hvf9s)

Thank you !

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 01:24 PM (c6/9Q)

408 402
Anyone listening to TFG? It's all about him.

*types*

*deletes*


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 01:23 PM (PY9jH)

lol....yes...

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 01:24 PM (0O7c5)

409 Obama not making any sense at all.

He's terrible when he is going off-prompter.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 01:24 PM (U6f54)

410 Has any president ever given such a purely partisan concession speech the day after an election?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:24 PM (/tuJf)

411 I really think that the Democrats always win by cheating. Since ballot stuffing and other fraud is expensive, they have to allocate their criminal resources where they think it will be needed.

They never saw Wisconsin coming, and by the time they realized that they needed it, only Racine was available for the fraud and it just wasn't big enough.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 01:24 PM (QQ+il)

412 People need to remember that the next time a Mormon tries to run for the White House or anything really.



They really want the open borders stuff because that is where they are recruiting new LDS members.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (u8syu)


THIS. It is not a religion any more than Mohammedanism is.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 01:24 PM (NbJXF)

413
Barry - Our mission was to leave the country better

Well you failed like hell on that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:24 PM (493sH)

414 Why would anyone pre-empt a show to broadcast an irrelevant dude?

He's just another soon to be unemployed black man with no job skills.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 01:24 PM (7ZVPa)

415 Can we all agree that Obama's departure will make Bill Clinton's departure look classy?

He has two months to do serious damage - all this talk of peaceful transfer of power is typical lying through his teeth.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:24 PM (NOIQH)

416 I saw someone post that Trump got fewer winning votes than Romney did losing which makes zero sense to me. If millions more people voted for this election than the last one, how can the winner get fewer votes??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:24 PM (39g3+)

417 Bammy's just babbling now.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (WlGX+)

418 I've recently reconnect with a bunch of HS friends (and some HS acquaintances).

One of them, who was barely an acquaintance in HS and who recently friended me on FB, just went on a huge rant about Trump on FB.



Pffffft.....gone. I've lived quite well without knowing what you thought for decades......

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (Enq6K)

419
Remember how the press slobbered over Mooch? Her well toned arms and what not? You think Melania will get some of that?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 01:23 PM (Nwg0u)



Such a good point.

Melania is an 11 but we will still be hearing about the Wookie's arms.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (u8syu)

420 You notice how democrats suddenly talk unity and country first only after they get ass fucked in the elections?
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump
-----------------

It's as though shameless hypocrisy is their stock-in-trade.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (7H/2n)

421 Don't worry. I got this. Soon.
Posted by: B.L. Zebub "

Get in line, sonny.

Your friend, Asmodeus.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (C9pBZ)

422 Why stop there? Let's have an 11 member court. Pack 3 in on day one. Make it yuge.


Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 01:21 PM


RBG must be shitting herself. There's no way she retires now unless they carry her out feet first.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (kDUMP)

423 I dunno, Abigail Adams always kinda floated my boat.

Vic?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (2lndx)

424


Tonight Joe will be skinny dipping after driving around in his Camero with a fleshlight on...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (v9gSJ)

425 Farage is a funny guy, I think he is seriously trolling the EU and making them reach for brown pants.
http://tinyurl.com/nseserl

****************

There's word he may get a job in a Trump administration, I hope to God it's true so we can see a lot more of him here. He is an awesome speaker.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (G8TO0)

426 404
I can't wait to see the smirk on Mooch's face when she has to be seen in public with Melania.





Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 01:23 PM (/IGpZ)
i hope melania wears her pussy bow blouse.....or something in leopard......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (0O7c5)

427 Think he'll take even on question? Bet not.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (U6f54)

428 353 314 Melania Trump is the hottest First Lady ever? Yes or No?


I think that the couch cover dresses and wookie belts won't be a thing with Melania.

Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (oiNtH)

429 Merrick Garland, dust off your resume.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (/tuJf)

430 412
Has any president ever given such a purely partisan concession speech the day after an election?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:24 PM (/tuJf)

Well we have never had a more narcissistic president. Thank God for him parting the seas and saving the nation.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (NbJXF)

431 Barry - Our mission was to leave the country better


You had ONE job, you jabbering fuckwit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (PY9jH)

432 Obama: blah blah blah

*mute*

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (NOIQH)
..........

cue Charlie Brown's teacher audio loop

Posted by: wth at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (HgMAr)

433 Obama rambling now. Time for him to stop and go back to sending ransom money to our enemies.

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (yODqO)

434 Preezy fvckstick is only speaking to the left wing factions, not the nation.

.

Posted by: Love Gun (post-revolution Love hertz) at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (no0Da)

435 Re comments above regarding Chelsea. Maybe Bill will finally acknowledge his illegitimate half black son. 2nd half black president anyone?

Posted by: GregV61 at November 09, 2016 01:25 PM (H0lcY)

436 All my liberal friends are going crazy calling all Trump voters bigots.

I don't have many lib friends (by choice) but if I did and they were coming unhinged like that it would be instant "adios, amigos".

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at November 09, 2016 01:26 PM (vtcmf)

437

This is the best possible outcome after tfg's administration.

Burn it down with a pen.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:26 PM (qCMvj)

438 Oh man, what a morning. I can't seem to leave the computer or stop reading about this election. I had no idea until 6:30 this morning that Trump won.

And the lefties...they're actually blaming the loss on the media for reporting on the email scandal. Like they weren't diminishing that story or trying to pull her crippled old ass across the finish line in every single way. To think like a lefty, you really have to love lies.

Posted by: lauraw at November 09, 2016 01:26 PM (K/zYU)

439 How long until dems start talking about how President Trump has to reach out to them?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 09, 2016 01:26 PM (kTF2Z)

440 Hey JEF, get your fcking mother in law out of the WH. YOU pay for her room and board, we are sick of it.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 01:26 PM (NbJXF)

441 "As I've said before..."

Yes we know, now shut up.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 01:26 PM (Jcg9Q)

442 Wait. I thought that's what they wanted.

"Forget it, she's on a roll."

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 09, 2016 01:26 PM (2lndx)

443 Prez Legacy took no questions.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 01:26 PM (U6f54)

444 If millions more people voted for this election than the last one, how can the winner get fewer votes??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
------------

It's the 'Job Creation' logic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 01:26 PM (7H/2n)

445 09/11/16 09:46
Tina Brown on MSNBC criticizing Democrats for making transgender bathrooms an issue and screwing up healthcare. Bizzaro world.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:26 PM (y3aQB)

446 The LDS is recruiting from illegal migrants from Mesoamerica because nobody else is stupid enough to believe the Book Of Mormon.

Christian Evangelicals need to hit Utah and Arizona hard this next four years. Orthodox, too.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 01:26 PM (jHKl7)

447 How long until dems start talking about how President Trump has to reach out to them?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 09, 2016 01:26 PM (kTF2Z)



This morning I heard Dickless Dirtbag Durbin say it on the radio

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:27 PM (493sH)

448 You'd better ask Vic. He and Dolly Madison were a thing back in the day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 01:20 PM (X6fMO)

+1

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 01:27 PM (hvf9s)

449 The line to apologize and thank us begins over here to the right.....................X

Groveling is required. Come prepared.



Posted by: Original Trump Supporters at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (fPOuA) []/I]

It's funny. I was for Trump from the get-go. I stated then, and I still believe it now, we need a political outsider (as the Founders intended) to run this country. Trump has more executive experience from running his companies than Barry does even after 8 years of propping his feet up on the White House presidential desk.

I honestly think Trump can do great things, though he'll have to pull, kicking and screaming, most of the RINOs in Congress along with him.

Posted by: RickZ at November 09, 2016 01:27 PM (O+32K)

450 He's just another soon to be unemployed black man with no job skills.


Soon to be evicted from government housing.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 09, 2016 01:27 PM (QQ+il)

451 Re comments above regarding Chelsea. Maybe Bill will finally acknowledge his illegitimate half black son.



And the fact that Chelsea is Webb Hubbell's kid.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 01:27 PM (2w7OO)

452 Wow, Obama is a terrible speaker. Hard to believe that the convention speech many years ago launched his national career.

Posted by: Big D at November 09, 2016 01:27 PM (SPmlI)

453 All my liberal friends are going crazy calling all Trump voters bigots.

I don't have many lib friends (by choice) but if I did and they were coming unhinged like that it would be instant "adios, amigos".
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at November 09, 2016 01:26 PM (vtcmf)



one of my sister's said she was going to go into work and just be silent, because she is surrounded by rabid hard lefties in cali.

if she said anything, she'd lose her job

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:27 PM (qCMvj)

454 Yay lauraw! Welcome back

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 01:27 PM (jHKl7)

455 I saw someone post that Trump got fewer winning votes than Romney did losing which makes zero sense to me. If millions more people voted for this election than the last one, how can the winner get fewer votes??

***********

Romney got 60 million, I think Trump is currently at 59.3 million, but all votes not counted yet.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:27 PM (G8TO0)

456 "don't have many lib friends (by choice) but if I did and they were coming unhinged like that it would be instant "adios, amigos".

It's hard because most of them are people who I met as part of a support group following a really difficult time so the ties are strong but...yeah.

Posted by: Lauren at November 09, 2016 01:27 PM (DZq3O)

457 *waves to lauraw*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 01:27 PM (PY9jH)

458 If millions more people voted for this election than the last one, how can the winner get fewer votes?

I think we went through the same thing in the last election: people complaining about various turnouts before the full numbers were tallied. Perhaps the current totals do not include the states that are still in question.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 09, 2016 01:27 PM (2lndx)

459 309 Woke up with a smile on my face here in CA.
Birds were singing, sun was coming up.
Libs bemoaning the loss of their Bloated Evil Queen.
It's a beautiful day.
---------
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrwhfhncPfM

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 01:28 PM (ry4ab)

460 slimehag was wearing black and purple, traditional mourning colors.

Posted by: vivi at November 09, 2016 01:28 PM (11H2y)

461 Anyone want to count how many times Obama referred to himself? I'd suggest making a drinking game out of it, but I'm already drunk!

Posted by: Deplorable LASue at November 09, 2016 01:28 PM (wgFcF)

462 My boss haz teh sadz. I don't understand, there is red across the board he says. I am behind enemy lines I think as I drink the tears.

Posted by: Bete celebrating at November 09, 2016 01:28 PM (F9322)

463 Martha's Vineyard vacationers.

Go get 'em, Rush!

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 01:28 PM (JBggj)

464 8 years of hell, and ten trillion dollars later, and nothing to show for it but an iPod of crappy speeches.

Some legacy, champ

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 01:28 PM (7ZVPa)

465 Ha! I'm sure the Chicoms will be happy to put them into their new state of the art facility for wayward entertainers.

You never go full retard.

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 01:28 PM (2Mnv1)

466 The LDS is recruiting from illegal migrants from Mesoamerica because nobody else is stupid enough to believe the Book Of Mormon.

Christian Evangelicals need to hit Utah and Arizona hard this next four years. Orthodox, too.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo




Bingo

There really is a Mormon Mafia here in AZ politics that needs to go

I'm sure this population also hurt Trump in Nevada, they also have a huge LDS population.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 01:29 PM (u8syu)

467 I hear that France is very "multi-cultural". Maybe they should huddle there for warmth.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 01:29 PM (2z74n)

468 Weird how google doesn't have one of those stupid cartoon-y things going on today.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 01:29 PM (1H9ox)

469 Remember how the press slobbered over Mooch? Her well toned arms and what not? You think Melania will get some of that?

Not at all.

What she will get is endless mocking of her accent, with the subtext that such a mangled English speaker is nothing but an airheaded cum dumpster.

I'm willing to bet SNL right now is working on updating the Festrunk Brothers, with "Melania" as their long-lost sister: "I am, a wild and crazy gal!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 01:29 PM (X6fMO)

470
Anyone want to count how many times Obama referred to himself? I'd
suggest making a drinking game out of it, but I'm already drunk!

Posted by: Deplorable LASue at November 09, 2016 01:28 PM (wgFcF)


Lol. I don't know if I'm hungover or still drunk from last night!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 01:29 PM (PY9jH)

471 Romney got 60 million, I think Trump is currently at 59.3 million, but all votes not counted yet.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump

--

I was kind of betting on this being a very low turnout election.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 01:29 PM (7ZVPa)

472 Is he still droning on and on? Lordy. Melania will be an awesome first lady - a real asset to Trump during meetings with foreign leaders since she speaks so many languages and is gorgeous - she would probably reduce them to blithering idiots.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:29 PM (a0IVu)

473 ...if Trump One

Ok, that's funny for the Website Of Record.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 01:29 PM (2z74n)

474 I saw someone post that Trump got fewer winning votes than Romney did losing which makes zero sense to me. If millions more people voted for this election than the last one, how can the winner get fewer votes??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:24 PM (39g3+)



Raw numbers don't add up until well after the fact. Usually. In '12 it looked like Obama's numbers dropped, as did supposedly Romney's, when compared to McLame, but after all was counted they outpaced '08. Both of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 01:29 PM (TOk1P)

475 I think we went through the same thing in the last election: people complaining about various turnouts before the full numbers were tallied. Perhaps the current totals do not include the states that are still in question.
************

Also lots of absentee ballots need to be counted. the popular vote may not actually go to Hillary if there's enough absentees to make the difference.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:29 PM (G8TO0)

476 "one of my sister's said she was going to go into work and just be silent, because she is surrounded by rabid hard lefties in cali.
"

One of my husband's employees emailed him at 2am to say she'd be in late because she had been up crying.

Oh, Millennials.

Posted by: Lauren at November 09, 2016 01:30 PM (DZq3O)

477 Lol. I don't know if I'm hungover or still drunk from last night!




Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 01:29 PM (PY9jH)

i did it sober!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at November 09, 2016 01:30 PM (0O7c5)

478 If millions more people voted for this election than the last one, how can the winner get fewer votes??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
...

What was turnout? I see everything from down to up when I search.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 01:30 PM (1H9ox)

479 My boss haz teh sadz. I don't understand, there is red across the board
he says. I am behind enemy lines I think as I drink the tears.
=============

Tell him absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 01:30 PM (JBggj)

480 Weird how google doesn't have one of those stupid cartoon-y things going on today.

If they made a cartoon of actual workers, people would think it was a 404 error.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 09, 2016 01:30 PM (2lndx)

481 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrwhfhncPfM
-------
SInce about an hour before the Hildabeast conceded, I think.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 01:30 PM (ry4ab)

482 Jack, this may be trolling but give McConnell this. He held off on garlands nomination.

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 01:30 PM (jcSzd)

483 BTW, these "conservative" asshats that said "I'm voting Libertarian because my state is safely blue because I have such high standards and want to send a message"

This is why Hillary gets to claim she won the popular vote.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 01:30 PM (u8syu)

484 Huh, you'd think someone might be showing this LOL recent skit by Obama on Kimmel:

https://www.yahoo.com/tv/ kimmel-obama-reads-trumps-mean-115526044.html

Gonna have to pick up that mic, bro....

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:30 PM (NOIQH)

485 I was kind of betting on this being a very low turnout election.

*************

Yeah, i seriously doubt this was going to be a 140 million vote election like Drudge predicted.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:30 PM (G8TO0)

486 Weird how google doesn't have one of those stupid cartoon-y things going on today.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 01:29 PM (1H9ox)



Yes, weird. As in, totally expected of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 01:30 PM (TOk1P)

487 You guys can actually listen to TJEF?

I can't stand his voice. As soon as the broke away from Rush to cover him, I turned the audio off.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 01:31 PM (hqqM5)

488 Obama has crappy coattails

Posted by: Democrat politicians at November 09, 2016 01:31 PM (39g3+)

489 I hope Trump has an "Office of the President-elect" plaque made for his podium.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2016 01:31 PM (RcpcZ)

490 485 Jack, this may be trolling but give McConnell this. He held off on garlands nomination.
Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 01:30 PM (jcSzd)

You can probably thank Grassley more.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 01:31 PM (8hICw)

491 Van Jones said Hillary lost because we've had black president for 8 years & that led to "whitewash!"

Posted by: Carol at November 09, 2016 01:31 PM (sj3Ax)

492 I'm hoping President Trump gives his first big televised speech with a huuuuuge pile of burning tires in the background.

Because climate change!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 09, 2016 01:31 PM (nd1zx)

493 She actually said, "Here comes the Dictatorship of the Proletariat."

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 09, 2016 01:22 PM (2lndx)


Isn't that what the commies want?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 01:32 PM (KQndB)

494 hope Trump does not get all soft and lets clintons off the hook, many investigations into their shenanigans are now open and should continue

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 01:32 PM (c6/9Q)

495 >>Jack, this may be trolling but give McConnell this. He held off on garlands nomination.

Yep.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:32 PM (/tuJf)

496 Why does MUMR love the cock so gosh darn much?

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 01:32 PM (qUNWi)

497 OMG.... THIS HAPPENED.

IT REALLY HAPPENED.


Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 09, 2016 01:32 PM (dDOWg)

498 2 So they are moving to the lovely multicultural mecca of Mexico right? Not lilly white Canada?

To protest Trump and his mild pro-life position opposing abortion at 8 months, they will move to Mexico where abortion is illegal after 3 months.

Posted by: wooga at November 09, 2016 01:32 PM (gfpLa)

499 Yep. Deplorables and Irredeemables.

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 01:32 PM (JBggj)

500 They had 8 years under their messiah and they BLEW it BIG time.

FOAD.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 09, 2016 01:32 PM (NpXoL)

501 I'm still in beautiful SHOCK.

Posted by: Stoic Trumpublican at November 09, 2016 01:33 PM (dDOWg)

502 Yeah Melania Trump, this time we actually have a first lady that's as attractive as they tried to pretend Michelle Obama was.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:33 PM (39g3+)

503 I wonder how Loretta Lynch is feeling today?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 01:33 PM (PY9jH)

504 Wikileaks released more Podesta emails today.


LOL!

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:33 PM (G8TO0)

505 Most of my close friends that voted for H were really annoying me. I was thisclose to unfriending them on fb.

Hoping for a schadenfreude snarknado, I went to fb and re-read their posts for material to unleash a storm of rebuke and disdain. Now I can see that they weren't for H, they just despise Trump. I can completely understand why, I just voted for the guy anyway.

I had no horse in the race. I'm elated that H lost and extremely happy this election is finally over.


Posted by: Skunky Choom at November 09, 2016 01:33 PM (CbGSW)

506 506
I wonder how Loretta Lynch is feeling today?


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 01:33 PM (PY9jH)
Oooooo good question.Hopefully checking extradition treaties.Though she's probably burning records.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:34 PM (WuRdh)

507 lauraw! Get you and the hump on the email and talk ace into allowing a fundraiser. I think he needs a new computer and we want to thank him for sticking with us.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 01:34 PM (RD7QR)

508 THIS. It is not a religion any more than Mohammedanism is. Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 01:24 PM (NbJXF)
The LDS is recruiting from illegal migrants from Mesoamerica because nobody else is stupid enough to believe the Book Of Mormon. Christian Evangelicals need to hit Utah and Arizona hard this next four years. Orthodox, too. Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 01:26 PM (jHKl7)

D:

Look, I'm ticked that McMuffin probably cost Trump a win in Minnesota...the state Reagan could not win at reelection Trump might have won if not for him. But you realize some of that post here and voted Trump are Mormon right?

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 01:34 PM (hvf9s)

509 https://tinyurl.com/qbjv6zc

TOO SOON ???

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:34 PM (y3aQB)

510 I'm feeling surprisingly unforgiving today.

I want heads on pikes.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (/tuJf)

511 510
lauraw! Get you and the hump on the email and talk ace into allowing a
fundraiser. I think he needs a new computer and we want to thank him for
sticking with us.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 01:34 PM (RD7QR)

Second!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (WuRdh)

512 Ace:

My wife, SarahW, blows you a kiss for the Dandy Wharhols video. One of her favorite bands.

Posted by: Michael Owen Wells at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (v9J1p)

513
I wonder how Loretta Lynch is feeling today?


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 01:33 PM (PY9jH)
**
Bloated and jobless is no way to go through life.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (NpXoL)

514 Oooooo good question.Hopefully checking extradition treaties.Though she's probably burning records.

Probably looks like that scence close to the end of Patton where the Germans are burning all the intel.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (fiGNd)

515 495 I'm hoping President Trump gives his first big televised speech with a huuuuuge pile of burning tires in the background.

Because climate change!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 09, 2016 01:31 PM (nd1zx)

I want a torch light rally just to troll people.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (7HtZB)

516 Melania Trump is the hottest First Lady ever? Yes or No?


I dunno, Abigail Adams always kinda floated my boat.
=====

Grace Coolidge. There is a beautiful portrait of her in a red dress with a white dog (borzoi?) in the WH. Stunning.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (MIKMs)

517
How long until dems start talking about how President Trump has to reach out to them?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 09, 2016 01:26 PM (kTF2Z)



About 7hrs ago

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (lKyWE)

518 233 I gotta go lie down. Ugh. Hangover.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 01:08 PM (PY9jH)


Two words: Bloody Mary.

Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (u9OP6)

519 451
The line to apologize and thank us begins over here to the right.....................X



Groveling is required. Come prepared.







Posted by: Original Trump Supporters at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (fPOuA) []/I]


OK, I'll step up and grovel with Ace. I wanted Cruz, but you all were right, only a totally crazy MFer like Trump could kick the MSM's ass and win.



Congratulations.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (NbJXF)

520 Ace is laying into the NeverTrumpers on Twitter.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (bMG0w)

521 All those people who gave millions to Hillary through her campaign and all the countries and dictators who gave to her through the Foundation just got royally F*CKed!

I am giddy!

Posted by: F Hillary at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (3aBcq)

522 Who is going to be chief of staff again?

What's the opinion here?

Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 01:36 PM (QIFAZ)

523 We didn't mean THAT proletariat. We meant OUR proletariat! The proletariat who got sociology degrees and hang out in coffee shops on someone else's dime. You know, the workers!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 01:36 PM (jHKl7)

524 Did anyone tell Cher, there's no internet on Jupiter?

That's gonna' hurt.

Posted by: franksalterego at November 09, 2016 01:36 PM (kzHgm)

525 Fuck me.

Posted by: RickZ at November 09, 2016 01:36 PM (O+32K)

526 Ace, congratulations. You fought a long, hard, uphill fight.

You deserve this.

Posted by: Hotspur at November 09, 2016 01:36 PM (5cgIv)

527 I don't get it.

I was informed by some of my lefty pals that Barack Obama was the most successful president ever.

Everything in just the whole universe changed, and for the better.

So why aren't they just basking in the wonderful as he leaves office, secure in the knowledge that it'll take a while for things to start being less ecstatically superb?

Why all the frowny faces? Just because they're out of power, things are still great, right?

Could it be they were just jacking me, all along?

Say. It. Ain't. So.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 09, 2016 01:36 PM (nd1zx)

528 518
495 I'm hoping President Trump gives his first big televised speech with a huuuuuge pile of burning tires in the background.



Because climate change!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 09, 2016 01:31 PM (nd1zx)



I want a torch light rally just to troll people.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (7HtZB)

I gotta say it again. I love you all.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:36 PM (WuRdh)

529
Fuck iff EPA

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 01:36 PM (1TXSC)

530 Short Bloated and jobless is no way to go through life.


Posted by: dananjcon at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (NpXoL)

FIFY

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 01:36 PM (NbJXF)

531
I hope Trump has an "Office of the President-elect" plaque made for his podium.


Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2016 01:31 PM

It'll be classy as fuck.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 01:36 PM (S2VsH)

532 WashPost front-page is a mess. Doubleplus schadenfreude.

Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 01:36 PM (Bdeb0)

533
494 Van Jones said Hillary lost because we've had black president for 8 years & that led to "whitewash!"


"whitelash", Carol. "Whitewash" is owned lock, stock and barrel by the FBI.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 01:37 PM (BK3ZS)

534 >> Tina Brown on MSNBC criticizing Democrats for
>> making transgender bathrooms an issue and
>> screwing up healthcare. Bizzaro world.

The Democrats need to have a nice discussion among themselves (keep a couple hospital rooms ready.)

It's usually the GOP who nominates someone because 'their turn' (and usually loses therefore) but this time the Democrats tried to ram a crooked old grifter clearly guilty of at least one felony and indictable for a second just based on what the NYT had published by early summer, from top to bottom the party tried to cook the institutions of government to prop her up.

AND THEY FAILED.

The low-information voter base (at least enough of them) wasn't brainwashed by Jay-Z and Springsteen and James Comey this time.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 01:37 PM (TppKb)

535 Newt for SOS

Ben Carson for H&HS

Peter Thiel for Commerce

Let's do this!

Posted by: F Hillary at November 09, 2016 01:37 PM (3aBcq)

536
lauraw, I love you goys but werent a lot of you hotsausages anti-Trump?

Posted by: Roger at November 09, 2016 01:37 PM (suql3)

537 Congratulations.
Posted by: Nip Sip
---------------

Doesn't look good for McCrory.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 01:37 PM (7H/2n)

538 Dems will have to run a black a latino on their next ticket.

How about an Indi....Native American?

Posted by: Sen. Elizabeth "Forked Tounged Squaw" Warren at November 09, 2016 01:37 PM (qJhUV)

539 OK, I'll step up and grovel with Ace. I wanted Cruz, but you all were right, only a totally crazy MFer like Trump could kick the MSM's ass and win.



Congratulations.


Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (NbJXF



BS that you wanted Cruz. Maybe once it was down to Cruz and Trump. But you shit on Cruz constantly in the primary talking about how awful he was and how no one in DC liked him.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:37 PM (bMG0w)

540 http://tinyurl.com/p5apzkk

Here's Jones last night!

Posted by: Carol at November 09, 2016 01:37 PM (sj3Ax)

541
Who is going to be chief of staff again? What's the opinion here?
Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 01:36 PM (QIFAZ)


Newt Gingrich

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 09, 2016 01:37 PM (lKyWE)

542 If the voting machines were rigged the way claimed then Trump won 56% to 44%.

Posted by: OK at November 09, 2016 01:37 PM (8cftc)

543 I'm feeling surprisingly unforgiving today.

I want heads on pikes.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (/tuJf)

I'm totally unforgiving and will remain that way.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 01:37 PM (Jcg9Q)

544 LauraW sighting!!!! *waves hi*

Jane D'oh, your bald eagle omen was correct!!!!! I kept thinking of that last night and it made me grin! Hope the BP is lower today.


Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 01:37 PM (hvf9s)

545 This is in poor taste.

https://tinyurl.com/oah5bg8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 01:37 PM (Nwg0u)

546 >>>https://tinyurl.com/qbjv6zc

TOO SOON ???
Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:34 PM (y3aQB)

Now THAT'S funny!!!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 01:38 PM (fM72k)

547 I'm feeling surprisingly unforgiving today.

I want heads on pikes.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (/tuJf)
...........

Aw dude. You're not going on FB and re-friend everybody?

Posted by: wth at November 09, 2016 01:38 PM (HgMAr)

548 Look, I'm ticked that McMuffin probably cost Trump a win in Minnesota...the state Reagan could not win at reelection Trump might have won if not for him. But you realize some of that post here and voted Trump are Mormon right?
Posted by: LizLem


Not who you were talking to, but I also have Catholic friends and will call out the Pope and the Vatican also for their political nonsense.

Glad you don't drink the LDS Kool-Aid on open borders , I have several dear Mormon friends, great people, but I simply will not trust Mormons in politics ever again.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 01:38 PM (u8syu)

549 streisand

bryan cranston

miley cyrus

lena dunham

amy schumer

jon stewart

cher

chelsea handler

samuel jackson

whoopi goldberg

neve campbell

Keegan-Michael Key

george lopez

Ne-Yo

al sharpton

raven-symone

Neve doesn't have to leave. She can stay at my place . . . ahem . . . if Mrs Redux doesn't mind of course.

The rest can toddle off to Canada immediately

Wait -

Goerge Lopez? Moving to Canada?! Wtf? Amigo. Seriously? La Canada no es bueno para los latinos. Esta frio ajji. Aaah, f*ck let him go - we can dig his body out after the thaw,

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2016 01:38 PM (Fb9aZ)

550 "I had no horse in the race. I'm elated that H lost and extremely happy this election is finally over.
"

Yeah that's how I feel too. I actually voted for a random prolife guy since I was in Texas, but Hillary losing has made me undeniably gleeful.

Posted by: Lauren at November 09, 2016 01:38 PM (DZq3O)

551 Hey, any of your cracker Caspers know of a good tax lawyer?

Cause I'm thinking I'ma gonna need one early next year.

Maybe a good bail bondsman?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 09, 2016 01:38 PM (nd1zx)

552 Ace is laying into the NeverTrumpers on Twitter.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM
****
Good. They have it coming. I hope he gives it to them good and hard. I hope Ace feels some relief and vindication today. He has been so down and sad the past few months.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 01:38 PM (6IPEM)

553 https://tinyurl.com/hdljqyq PEDOest Emails 36 , Guess Obama Admin. said aww whatthefuck let it go

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:38 PM (y3aQB)

554 I'm feeling surprisingly unforgiving today.

I want heads on pikes.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (/tuJf)


Seriously. I'm not being nice at all about any of this.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 01:39 PM (4ErVI)

555 Lynch is making backup copies of all the dirt she has on Clintons to trade with the future AJ for leniency

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 01:39 PM (c6/9Q)

556 Oh and who the f*ck is Ne-Yo?

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2016 01:39 PM (Fb9aZ)

557 By the way, good job folks on the Mormon bigotry. Sure ruined my good feelings this morning. Utah went Trump, you know. And a whole lotta Mormons had to vote for Trump for that to happen.

But that's ok, you guys are all about punishing Mormons anyway, right?

Thanks for reminding me why I didn't like the Trump movement: it was always a toss up whether my faith would be treated better under Hillary or Trump. You guys keep reminding me that I should be dreading life under Trump.

Posted by: Vanceone at November 09, 2016 01:39 PM (IQzhs)

558 I love how the media is reacting! Classic karma bitch slap and they still don't want to really understand what happened!

Posted by: Support DJT at November 09, 2016 01:39 PM (3aBcq)

559 If Miley leaves how will any of us ever have a another chance to touch her snootch?

Posted by: Youknow Youwood at November 09, 2016 01:39 PM (0dmP2)

560 Gingrich... Cool ...

To Lauraw: Hi Humpy!

Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 01:39 PM (9eoQ+)

561 I wish I didn't have to work so I could just luxuriate in reading all the comments from last night and on.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 01:39 PM (2z74n)

562 "Who is going to be chief of staff again?"

Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney

Posted by: OK at November 09, 2016 01:39 PM (8cftc)

563 I like looking at this chick in the red dress with the nice rack on FBN.

Liz Claman is my first love though.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 01:40 PM (Jcg9Q)

564 Funny

The article about the celebs freaking out has ads for assisted suicide

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 01:40 PM (SAn+a)

565 Think I'll pudding-wash my junk this weekend.


Posted by: dananjcon at November 09, 2016 01:40 PM (NpXoL)

566 Jane D'oh, your bald eagle omen was correct!!!!! I
kept thinking of that last night and it made me grin! Hope the BP is
lower today.







Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 01:37 PM (hvf9s)


BP is fine. Head not too hot. Heh. We have a lot of eagles around here, but we seldom see them. Seeing the pair together was awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 01:40 PM (PY9jH)

567 "I had no horse in the race. I'm elated that H lost and extremely happy this election is finally over. "

Unreal. No horse huh? Gee thanks for all the help. Not.

Posted by: Original Trump Supporters at November 09, 2016 01:40 PM (fPOuA)

568 I wonder if Trump might have won Colorado and Virginia if it wasnt for the nevertrump idiocy?

I read somewhere McMullin's second best showing was in Virginia.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:40 PM (G8TO0)

569
Shillary has her staff boxing "I'm with Her!" and "Glass Ceiling- Keerash!" T-shirts to send to the gazillion dollar donor club of CGI to refund their bribes.

Good luck with that...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 01:40 PM (BK3ZS)

570 Ace is laying into the NeverTrumpers on Twitter.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (bMG0w)


hoo-boy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:40 PM (qCMvj)

571 Hey, the Cubs may actually win the World Series this year.

And that Trump guy may win the presidency.




On second thought . . . nahhhhh.

Posted by: Really Bright Guy at November 09, 2016 01:40 PM (4AVeu)

572 Who is going to be chief of staff again? What's the opinion here?
Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 01:36 PM (QIFAZ)


Newt Gingrich
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic



That would be epic as long as Newt can keep his ego in check.

Also, I don't fully trust him when it comes to illegal immigration.

He was the guy that said we should let Hispanic neighborhoods decide who to deport.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 01:40 PM (u8syu)

573 523 Ace is laying into the NeverTrumpers on Twitter.

He's gonna' be insufferable today. Thinking about joining Twitter just to watch.

... and this thing STILL hasn't went down. We're looking at a ten-hour Schadenboner right there. Screw it - I ain't seeking medical attention.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 01:40 PM (fiGNd)

574 RE: Cher, LOL.

She is committed to a Vegas residency.

So I guess she's going to commute from Mexico?

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 01:41 PM (hqqM5)

575 >> Seriously. I'm not being nice at all about any of this.

I am hoping Trump has a public and a private persona.

We'll know how serious he is about chopping heads in the permanent administrative state when we see his Cabinet appointments.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 01:41 PM (TppKb)

576 Only someone as profoundly foolish and ignorant as Van Jones would think Backlash has two "Ls" in it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:41 PM (39g3+)

577 381 I've never heard Obama talk like this before, it's weird and makes me suspicious.
Posted by: spypeach at November 09, 2016 01:21 PM (CktXf)


---------------


Agree. This might be the calm before the storm.

Never ever trust what a leftist says.

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2016 01:41 PM (Fmupd)

578 Oh and who the f*ck is Ne-Yo?
Posted by: Publius Redux at November
*****
He was the main character in The Matrix

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 01:41 PM (6IPEM)

579
Sheriif David Clark has earned a big position. He dekivered Wisconsin and more.

Posted by: Roger at November 09, 2016 01:42 PM (suql3)

580 Oops! The mask slipped on the Left again.
http://tinyurl.com/osgvlmd

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 01:42 PM (ry4ab)

581 Washington Post

Anne Applebaum - Is America still the leader of the free world?

Greg Sargent - This election was a cultural civil war. Liberalism lost. Intolerance won.


Garrison Keillor (he's still alive) - So he won. The nation takes a deep breath. Raw ego and proud illiteracy have won out, and a severely learning-disabled man with a real character problem will be president. (Is he talking about Barry?)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:42 PM (493sH)

582 Hmmm....

The back of the Bus.

A good place for the #nevertards.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 01:42 PM (d76uN)

583 So, from the great state of Michigan, we still have not called the race yet. From what I understand, three counties in Michigan have not counted all the made up ballots yet.
Wayne county (Detroit, shock) is one and I don't know who the other two are.
This is absolutely unacceptable. Our polls have been closed for almost 17 hours. We use paper ballots that you mark with a felt tip pen, that are then fed into a machine for counting. That is the same thing for absentee ballots. We do not have early voting. We do allow provisional ballots for all the idiots who show up at the polls with no ID, which makes zero sense to me. If you have to have an ID to get a ballot, how can you simply sign an affadavit saying you are who you say you are and voila, feed the ballot into the machine...
Regardless, there is simply NO excuse for results to not be posted. We do not know yet about certain proposals, etc. that were statewide, because the Democrats in Detroit are doing everything possible to stall so they can make up ballots. They want to deliver this state to the Democrat party lest they be on the bad side of the party.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2016 01:42 PM (oDUj/)

584 Seriously. I'm not being nice at all about any of this.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
-------------

Yeah, 'Gracious Winning' is not in my playbook right now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 01:42 PM (7H/2n)

585 Off to Ace;s Twatter feed...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 01:42 PM (WlGX+)

586 But that's ok, you guys are all about punishing Mormons anyway, right?

*******************

I have nothing against Mormons, but too many public faces of the Mormon demographic went full retard this election.


Was there any well known mormon out there who threw in with Trump?

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:42 PM (G8TO0)

587 https://tinyurl.com/qhglopq

Of course it isn't about Eric Bolling, it's about you MeAgain Kelly

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:42 PM (y3aQB)

588 South Park - Scott Tenorman Must Die


That is all.

Posted by: Mmmm, your tears are so yummy and sweet! at November 09, 2016 01:42 PM (LYEvi)

589 The lamentations from Holly-tards are freaking awesome. Almost makes me wish I have twitter so I could troll them.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:42 PM (a0IVu)

590 >> I wonder if Trump might have won Colorado and
>> Virginia if it wasnt for the nevertrump idiocy?

And for all that it STILL wasn't close.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 01:42 PM (TppKb)

591 >>By the way, good job folks on the Mormon bigotry. Sure ruined my good feelings this morning. Utah went Trump, you know. And a whole lotta Mormons had to vote for Trump for that to happen.

Ignore it. Ignorant people are going to be ignorant.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:42 PM (/tuJf)

592 >>Shillary has her staff boxing "I'm with Her!" and "Glass Ceiling-
Keerash!" T-shirts to send to the gazillion dollar donor club of CGI to
refund their bribe...



Apparently she chose the Javits center last night because it has a - wait for it! - glass ceiling.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 01:43 PM (NOIQH)

593 Yeah I've seen a lot of memes going around telling trumpsters not to gloat. Something tells me these wouldn't exist had Hillary won.

Posted by: Lauren at November 09, 2016 01:43 PM (DZq3O)

594 587
Seriously. I'm not being nice at all about any of this.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

-------------



Yeah, 'Gracious Winning' is not in my playbook right now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 01:42 PM (7H/2n)
Not in the slightest. Too much is still at risk.
There's hope. I ain't letting go.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 01:43 PM (WuRdh)

595 Trump better follow through on calling for the special prosecutor.

This was step one. Step 2 is lots of orange jump suits.

Someone said previously that Trump needs to appoint Guiliani to the DOJ and task him with going through each and every agency with a blowtorch... starting with the DOJ.

Here's to hoping.

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 01:43 PM (71OEY)

596

Sheriif Clark for AG.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 01:43 PM (suql3)

597 You just know Hillary is back at Whitehaven with the rest of her coven warming up the ouija board for a little payback.

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 01:44 PM (2Mnv1)

598 Yeah.. I am still holding all the investment money in my accounts in cash for a few more weeks.. TFG is going to suddenly realize the economy is fucked up and raise the interest rates.. Just to hand Big Orange a mess right off the bat.. So, powder dry Soldiers!

Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 01:44 PM (9eoQ+)

599 The tears of unfathomable sadness.

https://youtu.be/48H34ukFe8g

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:44 PM (bMG0w)

600 TRump won Michigan, nnnnice

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 01:44 PM (c6/9Q)

601 I read somewhere McMullin's second best showing was in Virginia.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:40 PM (G8TO0)

I believe Trump's margin of loss in VA was equivalent to the votes cast there for McMullin.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2016 01:44 PM (oDUj/)

602 that's ok, you guys are all about punishing Mormons anyway, right

+++

Waiting for the Mormocaust

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 01:44 PM (SAn+a)

603 Garrison Keillor (he's still alive) - So he won. The nation takes a deep breath. Raw ego and proud illiteracy have won out, and a severely learning-disabled man with a real character problem will be president. (Is he talking about Barry?)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
-----------------

How many wives have left Keillor now? I've lost track. A bitter, bitter man, who's been feeding at the CPB trough for his entire life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 01:45 PM (7H/2n)

604 "Obama sounds more like he's happier Trump won versus Hillary..."

He's just working at staying out of jail.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 09, 2016 01:45 PM (3myMJ)

605 Trump won with the radical strategy of fighting the democrats.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:45 PM (7HtZB)

606 FINALLY: TRUMP WINS MICHIGAN (13,225 vote margin)

Posted by: Original Trump Supporters at November 09, 2016 01:45 PM (fPOuA)

607 The only thing I want to hear in Trumps inauguration speech. When he finishes with "Mr. Comey, in my office, NOW!"

Posted by: Al Leppo at November 09, 2016 01:45 PM (8mYHH)

608 So when are we getting the petition going to get Trump to appoint Rick Perry as head of the EPA? He will dismantle that corrupt agency and bring its regulatory schemes to a halt.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 01:45 PM (SUtNI)

609 I read somewhere McMullin's second best showing was in Virginia.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:40 PM (G8TO0)

I believe Trump's margin of loss in VA was equivalent to the votes cast there for McMullin.
Posted by: Jen the original




had Mitt Romney not got involved, Trump would have had a massive landslide in the Electoral College

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (u8syu)

610 571 I wonder if Trump might have won Colorado and Virginia if it wasnt for the nevertrump idiocy?

I read somewhere McMullin's second best showing was in Virginia.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:40 PM (G8TO0)

Per the Denver Post, at the moment-

89% reporting

Hillary Clinton (Dem) 46.9% (1,126,384)

Donald Trump (GOP) 44.7% (1,075,752)

Gary Johnson (Lib) 4.9% (117,906)

Jill Stein (Grn) 1.2% (29,29

Evan McMullin (Una) 1.0% (24,679)



Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (F26eZ)

611 >>>You just know Hillary is back at Whitehaven with the rest of her coven warming up the ouija board for a little payback.

The worst Blood Sex Magick is ANGRY Blood Sex Magick! It needs something sweet so it can be Blood Sex Sugar Magick!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (fM72k)

612 I really hope Trump gives Carson a position in his cabinet.

Posted by: Soona at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (h2ExF)

613 Netanyahu must be as relieved as us. His congratulatory video to Trump was really great. Bigly.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (a0IVu)

614 I hope Trump gives Sheriff Joe a job.

Posted by: Deplorable LASue at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (wgFcF)

615 It puts the lotion on its skin:

Rob Long @rcbl
I was a fool to think this couldn't happen and to condescend to those who did. May the next 4 years humble me with prosperity and progress.
12:32 AM - 9 Nov 2016

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (v4Dtx)

616 Nothing was quite like Martha Radditz's bitter tears last night. They were . . . . mmmmm . . . tasty

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (Fb9aZ)

617 "Garrison Keillor (he's still alive) - So he won."

Yeah, and it was your part of the country that put him over the top.

Racists.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (3myMJ)

618 Trump won with the radical strategy of fighting the democrats.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:45 PM (7HtZB)

Most insightful comment I've seen regarding this election.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (OGbEB)

619 518
495 I'm hoping President Trump gives his first big televised speech with a huuuuuge pile of burning tires in the background.



Because climate change!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 09, 2016 01:31 PM (nd1zx)



I want a torch light rally just to troll people.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (7HtZB)



Lanterns.

Filled with whale oil.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (X6fMO)

620 Wait. They're not all going to the workers' paradises of Venezuela or Cuba?

What the hell?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (+lVUW)

621 For all Morons hwo didn't stay up late last night, the Brits do a recap of the Passion of the Hildabeast on CNN.
http://tinyurl.com/nm7nwwg

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (ry4ab)

622 609 Trump won with the radical strategy of fighting the democrats.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:45 PM (7HtZB)


You know... its just so crazy it just might work

Posted by: Jollyroger at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (t06LC)

623 Posted by: Vanceone at November 09, 2016 01:39 PM

You can be sensitive all you want. But here's reality: There's a difference between a rank-and-file Mormon, and one running for high office with the full power (and money) of the LDS church machine behind him. And we don't want any of the latter running as Republicans anymore because their agenda is incompatible with this party under Trump. We're glad so many of the rank and file did not go for the Egg McMuffin suicide plan for America. But that play should have NEVER BEEN RUN IN THE FIRST PLACE. And if we blame LDS for it, deal with it.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (S2VsH)

624 Garrison Keillor (he's still alive) - So he won. The nation takes a deep breath. Raw ego and proud illiteracy have won out,


and a severely learning-disabled man with a real character problem will be president.



Who has made more money than you'll ever see.
Don't go away mad Garrison. Just go the fuck away.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (2w7OO)

625 Trump won with the radical strategy of fighting the democrats.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:45 PM (7HtZB)




Who woulda thunk?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (493sH)

626 Evidently at least some Muslims and Mexicans are leaving the country. Some are saying "a lot" but I suspect that's just wishcasting. We'll see but I wouldn't be surprised if it did happen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (39g3+)

627 I thought MeAgain was pretty tame last night, bubbly and pleasant at times.

Or maybe I was just high on the smell of victory in the air.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (NpXoL)

628 Mormons have a problem common with a lot of groups. They are a collective and group loyalty/shared beliefs sometimes leads them into conflict with others. They should just drink some strong coffee, have a shot of good whiskey and share bacon sandwiches with all their Jewish friends.

Posted by: OK at November 09, 2016 01:47 PM (8cftc)

629 Villages in Africa are looking forward to the "I'm With Her" & "Glass Ceiling Shattered" t-shirts.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:47 PM (7HtZB)

630 Of Course Michael Moore would never threaten to go to a commie place like Venezuela. The food shortages would be problematic, now wouldn't they?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2016 01:47 PM (+lVUW)

631 PREDICTION: There will be no panegyrics in the media extolling Trump as "the most intelligent man ever elected to the office."

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 01:47 PM (OuBgv)

632 Funny, I'm not seeing many updates on 538 since around 2:30am.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 09, 2016 01:47 PM (FVYNb)

633 >>> Glad you don't drink the LDS Kool-Aid on open borders , I have several dear Mormon friends, great people, but I simply will not trust Mormons in politics ever again. Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 01:38 PM (u8syu)

The schism in the Mormon church of A) we believe in obeying honoring and sustaining the law and B) open borders are peachy because converts yay! drives me batty. I'm an East Coast Mormon, not a Utah Mormon, we are two very different animals.

And part of the reason Mormons voted for the idiot McMuffin was people threatening a Mormon genocide if they cost Trump the election. Sad to see their concerns were not completely insane. (Not from you Maritime, from others) http://preview.tinyurl.com/oa9plv3

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 01:47 PM (hvf9s)

634 Well, since she lost I'll be magnanimous, Hills gave a good speech.

Now bye-bye. Get off the stage and leave us alone.
Posted by: Farmer at November 09, 2016 12:53 PM (o/90i)

The best part was when she said her staff "picked her up" whenever she needed it.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 09, 2016 01:47 PM (kma8f)

635
Feel good today, may have to call the doc as my schadenboner is more than 4 hours now. Enjoying the Leftist freak out. Actually enjoying the media confusion in that they still can't understand that people that have been called racists, mysoginist and homophobes for 8 years didn't want to talk to your stupid pollsters. They can't grip it, it must be something else, they are in such a bubble.

And relax Vanceone, Trump is going to harm your faith. Obama and Clinton were always a big threat to all faiths but islam.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 01:48 PM (ODxAs)

636
Another nomination for Thread Theme Song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNCM8IjtQ-o

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 01:48 PM (XWkhW)

637 Lanterns.

Filled with whale oil.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (X6fMO)

Rockefeller was the greatest friend the whales ever had.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:48 PM (7HtZB)

638 Do I count as a Trump supporter? I saw it coming and didn't go nuts over it, if that means anything...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 09, 2016 01:48 PM (9krrF)

639 Oh, Meez Clin-ton, does deez mean I do not get to be head of the CIA? But you promised!

Dios mios! Choo can wipe your own server from now on! (Tosses dust rag)

Posted by: Marina Santos at November 09, 2016 01:48 PM (nd1zx)

640 had Mitt Romney not got involved, Trump would have had a massive landslide in the Electoral College

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (u8syu)

McMullin was a pimp. It was Romney all along.

Posted by: Don Trumpo at November 09, 2016 01:48 PM (OGbEB)

641 We need a thread with this embedded in it.

https://youtu.be/pbIR51_J_qY

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:48 PM (bMG0w)

642 I believe Trump's margin of loss in VA was equivalent to the votes cast there for McMullin.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2016 01:44 PM (oDUj/)

********************

Interesting, and then include the felon bullshit and possibly other voter fraud and it sure looked like Trump could have won Virginia at least.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 01:49 PM (G8TO0)

643 Hillary Conceding Now. She'll be spending more time with her neurologist.
They have a neurologist at the Betty Ford Clinic?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 09, 2016 01:49 PM (+lVUW)

644

8 long years

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 01:49 PM (1TXSC)

645 >>>I really hope Trump gives Carson a position in his cabinet.

Surgeon General?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 01:49 PM (fM72k)

646 Ruth Bader Ginsburg. New Zealand bound!

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 01:49 PM (JBggj)

647 Maybe it's the hangover talking, maybe I'm just in a giving mood, but if Hillary would have spoken and acted like she did while giving her concession speech, she probably would have won. Baskets of deplorables was a huge mistake.

Posted by: deplorable Jewells45 at November 09, 2016 01:49 PM (zRZaJ)

648 As you guys are talking about cabinet appointments, I'm realizing how much real talent we have outside the usual Bush era hacks. Thank God we're finally rid of all those losers and has-beens. I think Trump will make outstanding choices with who he brings to DC with him.

And the loser consultant class, pollsters, and know nothing pundits. We're rid of all of them.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 01:49 PM (6IPEM)

649 In the end, I suspect that the Nevertrumpers will be shown to have had virtually no actual impact.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:50 PM (39g3+)

650 Hi guys!! Miss you too.

I can't speak for the hotsausages.
I had and still have real concerns about Trump. I voted for him anyway. I also made sure that (most of) my family voted for him. Not that it mattered in Connecticut, ffft.

Today is a wonderful day.

I disagree with Ace about holding grudges against the conservatives who openly agitated against Trump after the primaries. I think that in the next four years there is a chance that we are going to understand those people better, and I hope there will be a reconciliation.

YMMV. Of course, it's easy for me to say, since I've been off Twitter and have no other social media accounts (except for email and hotsausages). I went to check out Twitter this morning and surf around and I can see there have been angry words and real enmity. A fucking shame.

Posted by: lauraw at November 09, 2016 01:50 PM (K/zYU)

651 650
Ruth Bader Ginsburg. New Zealand bound!


Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 01:49 PM (JBggj)
That's the Notorious RBG, yo! Seriously, NZ is beautiful, please go there ma'am.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:50 PM (a0IVu)

652 Quoting trolls pre-election is so boorish and undignified.
I'm under no illusion about the futility of my posting here.

Posted by: Posted by: person(a non grata) at August 31, 2016 09:38 AM (mFkVC) at November 09, 2016 01:50 PM (xIunr)

653


Gohmert had an AWESOME review of her speech on FBN


Seriously

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 01:50 PM (1TXSC)

654 https://twitter.com/search?q=%23AssassinateTrump the calm cool & collected Lefttards

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 01:50 PM (y3aQB)

655 Colorado's vote by mail thing has us so angry we want to move to Nova Scotia or somewhere.

Everywhere else, when we voted, our vote was directly registered by machine. Here, with the mail in ballot, someone, we don't know who, opens the envelope and sees our vote and then does something with the ballot.

Seems to us as if it is ripe for fraud.

Where else is voting as shabby as this?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 01:50 PM (U6f54)

656 645 in?
Well at least 10 of ya have said it but don't let the door hit ya on the backside on your way out,,,, Llllosers.

Posted by: teej at November 09, 2016 01:50 PM (QJIMk)

657 Predictions of the economy tanking, and most especially the stock market disasters proved to be just about as wrong as the predictions of the election - DOW is up $166

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2016 01:51 PM (so+oy)

658 Ruth Bader Ginsburg. New Zealand bound!
...
Doubt it. She isn't leaving now until even Hillary's doctors can't make her look alive any longer.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 01:51 PM (1H9ox)

659 Quit with the Mormon wars. They have their peculiarities like any group. Most of them are good conservatives.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 01:51 PM (RD7QR)

660 >>YMMV. Of course, it's easy for me to say, since I've been off Twitter and have no other social media accounts (except for email and hotsausages). I went to check out Twitter this morning and surf around and I can see there have been angry words and real enmity. A fucking shame.

You will always be tops in my book, sugar tits.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:51 PM (/tuJf)

661 Kos commenters are in full meltdown. Arguing over who can beat Trump in 2020. Springsteen, Tom Hanks to name a couple! Yes please!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2016 01:51 PM (UBzPO)

662 I believe Trump's margin of loss in VA was equivalent to the votes cast there for McMullin.
Posted by: Jen the original




had Mitt Romney not got involved, Trump would have had a massive landslide in the Electoral College

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (u8syu

Per the VA State Board of Elections website:

President and Vice President Results by Locality


2552 precincts of 2560 (99.69%) reporting


Candidate

Votes

Percent


Hillary Clinton Democratic 1,907,797 49.45%
Donald J. Trump Republican 1,725,373 44.73%
Gary Johnson Libertarian 115,566 3.00%
Jill Stein Green 27,171 0.70%
Evan McMullin Independent 52,618 1.36%


McMullin didn't cover the difference. Johnson and McMullin together did, though.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 09, 2016 01:51 PM (F26eZ)

663 Spike Lee is moving back to....Brooklyn?

Does he know where America is?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 01:51 PM (iLoHX)

664 "I'm under no illusion about the futility of my posting here."

Estonia is looking for Volunteers for their Army. You up to it?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 01:51 PM (d76uN)

665 Whee!:

Around 4:30pm on Tuesday November 8, Democratic Underground was hacked, apparently by a supporter of Donald Trump. This person clearly knew what they were doing, and despite our best efforts we have not yet been able to resolve the issues caused by the hack.

We do not believe that any member data has been compromised. And we are confident that donor data has not been compromised because that information is handled by PayPal and never passes through to our servers. But at this time we are unable to bring our discussion forum online.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2016 01:52 PM (RcpcZ)

666 I really hope Trump gives Carson a position in his cabinet.
...
Isn't Johnny dead?

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 01:52 PM (1H9ox)

667 I believe Trump's margin of loss in VA was equivalent to the votes cast there for McMullin.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2016 01:44 PM (oDUj/)


Meh. The idiots who voted for Egg McMuffin would not have voted for Trump, instead. Many of them are more likely to have voted for Shrillary, if anyone else.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 01:52 PM (zc3Db)

668

Rick Wilson. Never. There are quite a few masks that dropped

Their utter contempt for the Trump voter was illuminating

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 01:52 PM (1TXSC)

669 I'm realizing how much real talent we have outside the usual Bush era hacks. Thank God we're finally rid of all those losers and has-beens

I suspect that Trump's cabinet will have more than a few of those hacks and losers, sadly. They always seem to worm their way into power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:52 PM (39g3+)

670 The brightest point about last night was that we now have a president-elect who HAS ACTUALLY TALKED TO PEOPLE who work for a living. He went all over the country and talked to real people -- not just the coasties.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 09, 2016 01:52 PM (MIKMs)

671 658 https://twitter.com/search?q=%23AssassinateTrump the calm cool & collected Lefttards



Someone needs to let them know, now that Trump is the President "elect", that SS will be taking those threats for realz.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 01:52 PM (2w7OO)

672 iJeb! would have so lost this election.

Posted by: Grump928(c) likes to state the obvious at November 09, 2016 01:53 PM (0F67M)

673 I live in CA, I took a vacation day today. I actually requested it off several months ago when I realized Trump might squeeze out a win.

So happy not to hear my coworkers losing their minds.

Westworld here I come!

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 01:53 PM (QCc6B)

674 I need to find where I can buy Donald Trump ties---I need that red one to wear to court hearings from now on!!

WAR

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 01:53 PM (e2Rx3)

675 had Mitt Romney not got involved, Trump would have had a massive landslide in the Electoral College

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 01:46 PM (u8syu)

Yeah, so excuse some of us a little for being a bit pissed at Mormons.

It'll pass, but for now you just have to deal with it.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 01:53 PM (Jcg9Q)

676 Um can we have a refund?

Posted by: Goldman Sachs at November 09, 2016 01:53 PM (O50yS)

677 Baskets of deplorables was a huge mistake.

Yep ... her speech today was a winner.

But that's just not who she is. She's a nasty, spiteful bitch - and it comes through.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 01:53 PM (fiGNd)

678 I really hope Trump gives Carson a position in his cabinet.


Surgeon General?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 01:49 PM (fM72k)


If Trump makes Carson surgeon general, it ought to be to eliminate that useless, priggish, hectoring, junk science, nanny-state office.

If there's any justice in the afterlife, that fat fuck C. Everett Koop is gagging on the cactus-spined cock of Satan right now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 01:53 PM (X6fMO)

679 Gals here in the office are crying. Really.

Posted by: Caliban at November 09, 2016 01:53 PM (DrC22)

680 There are 4 mormons in my office; wonderful guys all of them. One is my boss and he left the top of the ticket blank; the other two did not vote (millennial) and the fourth voted for Trump and we were both celebrating this morning and dreaming about escaping California.

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:53 PM (a0IVu)

681 >>> I have nothing against Mormons, but too many public faces of the Mormon demographic went full retard this election.
-----

I didn't throw in with Trump. Lots of people didn't. Yet he won and I accept the results and congratulate those who did. I'm happy to see that the Republic worked for the first time in a very long time. I am happy that we won't be saddled with that raging felon bitch.

Here's the thing:

I won't suggest to the winning team to be magnanimous. Against all odds and opposition, you won. Revel in it. You earned it.

I do suggest that you make a distinction between those who have valid reservations about President Trump and those who are hell bent on the continuing abolition of the Republic. The former can be your allies in holding Trump accountable. The latter are and always will be your actual opposition.

Put it this way: Do you really want to live in a world where defeating, silencing and punishing your opposition is the primary goal or do you want to live in a Constitutional Republic?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 01:53 PM (71OEY)

682 How about a little love for James Woods?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 09, 2016 01:53 PM (dZ756)

683 >>> Ace is laying into the NeverTrumpers on Twitter.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:35 PM (bMG0w) hoo-boy
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 01:40 PM (qCMvj)

I should have bought shares in popcorn...

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 01:53 PM (hvf9s)

684 Yeah, and it was your part of the country that put him over the top.

Racists.

Posted by: Meremortal
------------

Scandi racists, by Yimminy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 01:53 PM (7H/2n)

685 668 "I'm under no illusion about the futility of my posting here."

Estonia is looking for Volunteers for their Army. You up to it?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 01:51 PM (d76uN)



That's actually andycanuck. He took a weird way to copy over that idiot's comment.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:54 PM (bMG0w)

686 With MI what is the College count?

Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 01:54 PM (QIFAZ)

687 Hillary promised to work with President Trump for the good of the country. Envoy to Antarctica maybe?

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 09, 2016 01:54 PM (kma8f)

688 >>>I really hope Trump gives Carson a position in his cabinet.

Surgeon General?

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 01:49 PM (fM72k)


That's really a BS position. I think Carson is more likely to be found a place as head of NIH or something like that. Maybe Carson would prefer the prestige of a cabinet spot but I don't think so, myself. I think he'd rather actually be doing something more substantial.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 01:54 PM (zc3Db)

689 Evidently at least some Muslims and Mexicans are leaving the country. Some are saying "a lot" but I suspect that's just wishcasting. We'll see but I wouldn't be surprised if it did happen.
---

Yeah, I'm OK with that.

I also suggest that all the libtards on welfare in states that border Canada move there and game their system. We won't miss you.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 01:54 PM (hqqM5)

690 Why did so many Mormons not like Trump? He doesn't drink & has multiple wives, amirite?

/try the veal

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:54 PM (7HtZB)

691

Where is astonerii?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 01:54 PM (suql3)

692
I have no problem with Mormons

Our leadership and our pundit class?

They forgot who they work for

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 01:54 PM (1TXSC)

693 >>>In the end, I suspect that the Nevertrumpers will be shown to have had virtually no actual impact.

A few might have actually voted for the guy. (They will never admit it out of strange, stubborn pride)

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 01:54 PM (QCc6B)

694 680 Um can we have a refund?
Posted by: Goldman Sachs at November 09, 2016 01:53 PM (O50yS)



Got a receipt?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 01:55 PM (SRKgf)

695 Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 01:53 PM (QCc6B)
My co workers are texting me how happy they are.
I just went to get a breakfast burrito at my local joint and the owner closed the restaurant for 15 minutes so he could listen to Rush.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 01:55 PM (Q5Ymk)

696 Kos commenters are in full meltdown. Arguing over who can beat Trump in 2020. Springsteen, Tom Hanks to name a couple! Yes please!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2016 01:51 PM (UBzPO)



Liz Warren: Them no want squaw to break glass teepee ceiling?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:55 PM (493sH)

697 My (musician-heavy, millenial-biased) FB feed is quite teary.

Heh.

Posted by: Piercello at November 09, 2016 01:55 PM (TOLnE)

698 man what a typo I did in 639, is should be isn't.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 09, 2016 01:55 PM (ODxAs)

699 Do Electoral Colleges have safe spaces and free speech zones?

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 01:55 PM (1H9ox)

700
674 The brightest point about last night was that we now have a president-elect who HAS ACTUALLY TALKED TO PEOPLE who work for a living. He went all over the country and talked to real people -- not just the coasties.


Posted by: mustbequantum at November 09, 2016 01:52 PM (MIKMs)



And not just campaign workers at preplanned photo ops.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:55 PM (bMG0w)

701 Quit with the Mormon wars. They have their peculiarities like any group. Most of them are good conservatives.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 01:51 PM (RD7QR)


And very hard working, successful people. One of the most hard working and successful groups there is.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 01:55 PM (zc3Db)

702 *waves to JackStraw*

Hey man, you still in the NE? We need to assemble the cabal again one of these days.

Posted by: lauraw at November 09, 2016 01:56 PM (K/zYU)

703 Yay lauraw! Welcome back
Hump! Hump! Hurray!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 01:56 PM (xIunr)

704
astonerii and pals left little piles of shit in our comment threads for months.

I aim to stick their noses in it and say, "No!"

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 01:56 PM (suql3)

705 >>> Kos commenters are in full meltdown. Arguing over who can beat Trump in 2020. Springsteen, Tom Hanks to name a couple! Yes please!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 09, 2016 01:51 PM (UBzPO)

George Clooney and Lizzie Warren in 2020, bet on it.

Oh and Kanye, bwahahaha.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 01:56 PM (hvf9s)

706 Where else is voting as shabby as this?


Venezuela ? Brazil ?

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 01:56 PM (c6/9Q)

707 654 Posted by: lauraw at November 09, 2016 01:50 PM (K/zYU)
==========================

A lovely lauraw "hump day" sighting!

This day just gets better and better.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 01:56 PM (LISuA)

708 I'm under no illusion about the futility of my posting here.


And yet you persist. It's better than being a cutter, I guess.

Posted by: Grump928(c) likes to state the obvious at November 09, 2016 01:56 PM (0F67M)

709

Its the DC GOP cabal

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 01:56 PM (1TXSC)

710 I had a few Mormon troops while in the service. You know who you could count on to get their job done without whining and complaining? The Mormons.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 01:56 PM (7H/2n)

711 If Trump pardons Hillary it implies guilt and makes him look magnanimous. Bank on this being his "persuasion" strategy.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 01:56 PM (QCc6B)

712 That's actually andycanuck. He took a weird way to copy over that idiot's comment.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 01:54 PM (bMG0w)

Beg pardon AndyCanuck!

You got me on that one.

Apologies, I thought it was actually he/she/it.

Thanks Buzzion. I wasn't paying attention to the hash.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 01:56 PM (d76uN)

713 So long, celebs. Don't let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha.

Posted by: RM at November 09, 2016 01:56 PM (U3LtS)

714 Anyone heard from Petunia, Begonia or Mary from Cloggenstein?

Posted by: IC at November 09, 2016 01:56 PM (a0IVu)

715 Nice to see several of the AoS emeriti coming out to post today.

Posted by: Piercello at November 09, 2016 01:56 PM (TOLnE)

716 651 The thing is, that basket of deplorables line was the real Hillary. That's why she could never connect with people. She's a bitter, angry woman, and people can sense that.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at November 09, 2016 01:57 PM (z4s4Q)

717 635 PREDICTION: There will be no panegyrics in the media extolling Trump as "the most intelligent man ever elected to the office."
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 01:47 PM (OuBgv)
--

Won't be getting "what do find most enchanting about serving in this office the first 100 days"

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 01:57 PM (hdpay)

718 I do suggest that you make a distinction between those who have valid reservations about President Trump and those who are hell bent on the continuing abolition of the Republic.

I think if you ask around, very few actually LIKE Donald Trump, but consider him a voice of their frustration and a way of stopping Hillary.

There will be plenty of time to moan about how lousy the jackwagon is in office and how much he lied in his promises. For now, let's just be glad that, for a little while longer at least, we've had a stay of execution.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:57 PM (39g3+)

719 Only Mormon I ever worked with was an OK guy. A little different - but decent dude once I got to know him.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 01:57 PM (fiGNd)

720
The big October surprise was the skyrocketing premiums under Obamacare.Hillary completely blew it when she failed to address it at all on the campaign trail.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 09, 2016 01:57 PM (lKyWE)

721 Where else is voting as shabby as this?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 01:50 PM (U6f54)

Broward County Florida. I believe Trump filed suit there for election fraud because it was discovered that 150,000 mail in ballots were opened by a , cough , poll worker without an election supervisor present to confirm the votes were immediately counted and not tampered with.
At least that is what I read in the past few days, the Horde can update me.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2016 01:57 PM (oDUj/)

722 Put it this way: Do you really want to live in a world where defeating, silencing and punishing your opposition is the primary goal or do you want to live in a Constitutional Republic?

++++

After all that shit that got tossed at me? I'll go for retribution.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 01:57 PM (SAn+a)

723 Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 01:54 PM (7HtZB)

Lol!

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 01:57 PM (hvf9s)

724 So Utah reelected a full Republican slate, including Mike Lee who defeated the Democrat by 50 points, and Mia Love too. Utah is the one state that sent Bill Clinton to a third place finish, behind Ross Perot.

Do you honestly think that Utah wanted Hillary to win?

Look, I'm happy for Trump. But it has to be said: the Democrats did far more this election cycle to try to win Utah. Whichever campaign flunky Hillary assigned to Utah really tried hard, and spoke to the actual people here. Trump's didn't.

Of course, we saw through Hillary as a liar, etc. But if this Trump movement wants to throw Mormons off the platform, well... Utah was a solidly Democrat state for a long, long time. Why? Because Republicans had punishing Mormons as part of their platform. Only when that faded and the Democrats went off the reservation did the LDS community go hard right.

If you Trump supporters are going to go all in on punishing the most conservative state in the union, or maybe 2nd most conservative state.... I don't know what to say, I really don't.

Posted by: Vanceone at November 09, 2016 01:57 PM (IQzhs)

725
Prince for head of CDC?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 01:58 PM (suql3)

726 >>Hey man, you still in the NE? We need to assemble the cabal again one of these days.

Yes ma'am. Love to see you guys again.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 01:58 PM (/tuJf)

727 The comment still stands for that "person".

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 09, 2016 01:58 PM (d76uN)

728 January can't come fast enuf!!

Poor Canada-; it's about to get stuffed full of doughy, talentless, elitist hacks.

Posted by: Deplorable LASue at November 09, 2016 01:58 PM (wgFcF)

729 Hillary took a while to make her concession speech. Must have taken a long time to sober her up.


Hasta la vista, Clintons!


I'm sure you'll make next to nothing from your speaking fees and donations to your "charity" will crater since you have no chance of holding office and doling out goodies - but I'm sure you will find something to do.

Posted by: MacGruber at November 09, 2016 01:59 PM (sWgE+)

730 Anyone heard from Petunia, Begonia or Mary from Cloggenstein?
Posted by: IC
------------

Dorcas Blimline.

Come Dorcas, we miss you!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 01:59 PM (7H/2n)

731 Nice to see several of the AoS emeriti coming out to post today.

I think now that the Trump Wars are over, we'll see a lot who have gone to lurk mode or avoided the HQ for a while will filter back in, and welcome back to every one.

For anyone here I have hurt or demeaned or treated uncharitably, I apologize. As a Christian my first response should always be humility and love, to build up and bring peace, and I know I'm often not very good at it. So please, forgive me for any failures in brotherhood toward you, and accept my humblest apologies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 01:59 PM (39g3+)

732 "You have people putting children to bed tonight, and they're afraid of breakfast," - Van Jones

My waffles. They mock me.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 01:59 PM (WlGX+)

733
Fox Business is showing the tweets from Katshit and Romney congratulating Trump. Fvck both of them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 01:59 PM (493sH)

734
Trump said 'pussy.'

Which is now our shiboleth.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 01:59 PM (suql3)

735 Ace, thank you for your service. While everybody else in any media outlet was piling on Trump, you kept up a steady drumbeat of posts on crooked Hillary and her team of deadbeats. Like Luke Skywalker on the final Death Star run, you stayed on target even as your fighter support brethren sustained withering fire. You stayed on offense. When you're on defense in politics, you're losing, plain and simple.

The Dems are crying about how divided we are. I say we have alternate outlets like This Fine Smart Mil-Blog that give us the ammunition to fight back against the Left and their propaganda outlets. We won't be cowed into silence or submission any longer, bitchez.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at November 09, 2016 02:00 PM (hAFla)

736 If there's any justice in the afterlife, that fat fuck C. Everett Koop is gagging on the cactus-spined cock of Satan right now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 01:53 PM (X6fMO)


I liked Koop. He was a great surgeon. I might be biased .... he did a hernia operation on me when I was 13 so we are, sort of, intimates.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 02:00 PM (zc3Db)

737 Before now, I would have offered up some helpful advice to the authoritarian left about why it is they lost. That is, clue them in that they lacked the self-discipline to rein in their compulsions to the point that they not only failed to sway undecideds, but also drove off allies. They tried the same SJW bullying and shaming tactics they use within their tribe on people outside the tribe.

And they still haven't realized their own hand in it. (Though to be fair, they were raised to believe that nothing is ever their fault, failures come from other people)

Am I going to try to point out their failures this time rather than sit back and enjoy the salt?

Naaaaaaaah. If they keep up these temper tantrums and continue to fail at learning, chances are they'll never be in power again. Which of course is precisely what I want.

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 09, 2016 02:00 PM (8sAni)

738 So what.. is it 305.. 306? With AZ and MI

Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 02:00 PM (9eoQ+)

739 James Delingpole has one of those things that lasts more than four hours:

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/11/09/trump-left-just-lost-war-climate-change/

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 02:00 PM (TppKb)

740 Come Dorcas, we miss you!
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
------------

Okay, that was supposed to be ".. come back Dorcas.."


You pervs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 02:00 PM (7H/2n)

741 Put it this way: Do you really want to live in a world where defeating, silencing and punishing your opposition is the primary goal or do you want to live in a Constitutional Republic?

***********************

I think it's more accurate to say I have no issues with Mormons, but their elitist class from Romney down can go eat a bag of dicks.

That would be true of every group.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 02:00 PM (G8TO0)

742 I posted this on Gab earlier...

While I enjoy the whining butthurt of our fellow citizens as much as the next #Deplorable I'm trying hard to remember that most of these folks are just batteries in the Matrix, fighting desperately to protect the soul-sucking system they're utterly dependent upon.

... and I stand by that. However, when it comes to these celebutards?

Yeah, really I will never, ever tire of drinking deep drafts of their tears. Ever.

Posted by: DocJ at November 09, 2016 02:01 PM (NYS7S)

743 Yeah, give up our sunny SoCal mansions for cold, snowy Canada? No. We were just kidding.

- Celebrities

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 02:01 PM (WlGX+)

744 736 "You have people putting children to bed tonight, and they're afraid of breakfast," - Van Jones

Kaboom cereal is terrifying, regardless of politics.

Posted by: wooga at November 09, 2016 02:01 PM (gfpLa)

745 I feel no magnanimity toward nevertrupers (the pundits and consultants, not the commenters here) - traitors all and they should be gone; almost cost us dear; all of them were full on Hillary supporters and advisers behind our backs, working for her win. They were having a hard time letting go of all the cushy jobs and positions they and their families built on the backs of ordinary hard working people. They need to be cleared out. Drain the swamp.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 02:01 PM (c6/9Q)

746 Cheers for the Utah Mormons who voted Trump. Thank you.

Posted by: Original Trump Supporters at November 09, 2016 02:01 PM (fPOuA)

747 Thank God almighty! We are free at last!

Posted by: chaz706 at November 09, 2016 02:01 PM (c4Oro)

748 With MI what is the College count?

Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 01:54 PM (QIFAZ)


Should put him at 306 when all is said and done. For the first time, that single-district EV in ME broke with the rest of the state, so he gets 305 for all the states he won plus that single vote (which comes from the north part of the state).

Posted by: HTL at November 09, 2016 02:01 PM (mUWne)

749 Well ... I hope DC got the message.

All Americans want - I think - is somebody that holds American Interests first. Do that - and we'll tolerate quite a bit of shit, really.

Probably too much to ask for that to sink into their damn heads.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 02:01 PM (fiGNd)

750 Gloria Allred is filing a new lawsuit against Donald Trump. She has proof and a large number of eyewitness accounts that on November 9 2016 Donald Trump beat a woman.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:02 PM (bMG0w)

751 "You have people putting children to bed tonight, and they're afraid of breakfast," - Van Jones

The toaster's laughing at me!!

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:02 PM (7HtZB)

752 one != won
tomato tomahto

Posted by: micky at November 09, 2016 02:02 PM (o5vMc)

753 754 - LOL!!

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:02 PM (7HtZB)

754 I was shopping yesterday and they had "Peruvian yellow onions". So I bought one. I also bought some of this.

https://tinyurl.com/najwze7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 02:02 PM (Nwg0u)

755 Fox News idiots look like...........idiots


little bursts of retroactive "oh, yeah, that's what happened"

Posted by: Billy Occam at November 09, 2016 02:02 PM (/542q)

756 Other than the Detroit News, I have yet to see anyone else call Michigan for Trump.
Where else is it called.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 09, 2016 02:02 PM (oDUj/)

757 Wow. Didn't realize that Mormons were so touchy as to believe Trump or "republicans" have something against them.

Bizzare.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 02:03 PM (C9pBZ)

758 I don't see how someone could work to elect the red rat commie bastards and then turn around and try to claim to be a supporter of a Constitutional Republic.

Posted by: Grump928(c) likes to state the obvious at November 09, 2016 02:03 PM (0F67M)

759 "You have people putting children to bed tonight, and they're afraid of breakfast," - Van Jones

All that white milk, drowning the cocoa puffs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 02:03 PM (iLoHX)

760 Put it this way: Do you really want to live in a world where defeating, silencing and punishing your opposition is the primary goal or do you want to live in a Constitutional Republic?

++++

After all that shit that got tossed at me? I'll go for retribution.





When my family's lives are put on the table, so is everyone's.
Don't start none, won't be none.

Covers every aspect of life.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 02:03 PM (2w7OO)

761 Got tired of being called names on Facebook, so I posted this:

I don't suppose it has occured to folks that people can have political disagreements without being "uninformed," "racist," "xenophobic," "sexist," or just plain bad people. It might just be that folks disagree. I thought, from all the comments, that being a hater was supposed to be wrong, and yet, here are a lot of folks saying how awful just over half of the country is, calling them names and rioting in the streets. For those who have played team sports, at least you should know how to both win graciously and lose graciously. And please remember that it is just politics, and only four years.

Let's see if I get any "likes" at all with that. Heaven forbid we should be reasonable. Let's throw a tantrum instead.....

Posted by: tcn in AK--not deplorable any more, baby! at November 09, 2016 02:03 PM (cm1Bl)

762
Yeah, give up our sunny SoCal mansions for cold, snowy Canada? No. We were just kidding. -


Its much easier to just build a bigger wall around their compounds.

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 09, 2016 02:03 PM (lKyWE)

763 Gloria Allred is filing a new lawsuit against Donald Trump. She has proof and a large number of eyewitness accounts that on November 9 2016 Donald Trump beat a woman.
Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:02 PM
*****
LOL, buzzion. Hahahaha

Posted by: L, Elle at November 09, 2016 02:03 PM (6IPEM)

764 663 Quit with the Mormon wars. They have their peculiarities like any group. Most of them are good conservatives.
-------------
The Latter Day Saints church has more conservative members than ANY other denomination in the USA. That includes Southern Baptists and Catholics (especially now that Pope Pinko is in office). But the tendency to bloc-vote Republican got the church in trouble this election. Not too surprisingly the RNC and #NeverTrump crowd used their insider status with the church elders to play politics, which led to everyone involved looking stupid and embarrassed last night. It would seem that most Mormon rank and file voted their consciences, not as the church would have them vote.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 02:03 PM (ry4ab)

765 "Comedian Sarah Silverman seemed to despair further. "Someone ggive me hope," she pleaded.

I'd be happy to. ... Oh you said 'hope'. I thought you said 'rope'.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 02:03 PM (kfcYC)

766 Gloria Allred is filing a new lawsuit against Donald Trump. She has proof and a large number of eyewitness accounts that on November 9 2016 Donald Trump beat a woman.


I laughed out loud.

Posted by: Grump928(c) likes to state the obvious at November 09, 2016 02:04 PM (0F67M)

767 NEWLY-FORMING BELTWAY CONSENSUS: Now that he's won, Trump must come to us and humbly apologize.

++++

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/248787/

lol. That's Glenn Reynolds, in a rare post where he doesn't link to anyone.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 09, 2016 02:04 PM (R+30W)

768 Gloria Allred is filing a new lawsuit against Donald Trump. She has proof and a large number of eyewitness accounts that on November 9 2016 Donald Trump beat a woman.

*************************

Threadwinner.

Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 02:04 PM (G8TO0)

769 "You have people putting children to bed tonight, and they're afraid of breakfast," - Van Jones

It is well-known that breakfast is the scariest meal of the day. Lunch is a pushover.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 02:04 PM (zc3Db)

770 Ryan's whole speech was wow that was a big thing but check out all the cool stuff your GOP did!

Whatever, man.

I suspect Trump will find someone he can work better with than Ryan and there will be a strong push to have said person sitting in Ryan's seat.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 02:04 PM (4ErVI)

771 Every Mormon I've known has been a good, hard working citizen that is a benefit to their community. Its part of the faith to work your way to rewards in paradise, so that tends to be the character of a Mormon. I consider the religion a net benefit to the United States and the communities it is in.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:04 PM (39g3+)

772 "You have people putting children to bed tonight, and they're afraid of breakfast," - Van Jones

He feeds his kids Kaboom???
What an asshole!

Posted by: tu3031 at November 09, 2016 02:04 PM (qJhUV)

773 dude from the WaPo on Fox looks like a Chuckie doll with a slightly better haircut

Posted by: Billy Occam at November 09, 2016 02:04 PM (/542q)

774 It is well-known that breakfast is the scariest meal of the day. Lunch is a pushover.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 02:04 PM (zc3Db)


Ace was so scared of it he quit eating it and then doesn't eat for another 12 hours.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 02:05 PM (4ErVI)

775
You have people putting children to bed tonight, and they're afraid of breakfast," - Van Jones



Welcome to my world

Kaboom Kid

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 09, 2016 02:05 PM (lKyWE)

776 Ford Motor Co going to Mexico. Would not be shocked if the now walk it back. The never took the bailout. Just a suspicion.

Posted by: The Garbons at November 09, 2016 02:05 PM (8SjMY)

777 After all that shit that got tossed at me? I'll go for retribution.
Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 01:57 PM (SAn+a)

Honestly, I don't blame you. I agree. Retribution IS in order.

I am simply suggesting that you make a distinction.

One one hand, you can spend the next 2-4 years rooting out those who opposed Trump but generally agree with you, and seeking to punishing them for not voting with a party that you now- rightfully- destroyed. (Hint: you won that battle already. Do you want to go onto the field and slaughter the injured or recruit them?)

On the other, you have people who have intentionally and purposefully spent the past 8+ years destroying everything you hold dear and believe in. They make up 50% of the country and they are currently our there figuring out how to undermine you at every turn. Several were on Twitter last night calling for Trump's assassination (remember when that "racism" was alleged in 2008 and 2012 but never actually happened, yet was widely reported everywhere?)

You have enemies and you have people who agree with your aims but have different thoughts about the means.

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 02:05 PM (71OEY)

778 In case anyone missed it. Via Gateway Pundit, here is MeAgain Kelley having teh sadz when Trump took the lead. Deer in headlights.

https://tinyurl.com/nhhgnp2

Lamentations, my friends. It's whats for dinner.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at November 09, 2016 02:05 PM (AJeMv)

779 724
The big October surprise was the skyrocketing premiums under Obamacare.Hillary completely blew it when she failed to address it at all on the campaign trail.
Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 09, 2016 01:57 PM (lKyWE)



What could she possibly say? She was involved up to her Depends in the machinations that led to it. Her only play was to ignore the Obongocare train wreck and hope it went away.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 02:05 PM (SRKgf)

780 Clearly, Mormons are biased against non-Mormons, with Trump running about 25 points behind Romney in Utah.

And then Mormon McMuffin getting over 20% of the vote in 2016.

And then costing Trump several states with the Mormon walkout.

So you'll excuse me if you get a little pushback on YOUR little club the next time you try and run for higher office again. Turnabout is fair play.

Posted by: Reel at November 09, 2016 02:05 PM (nq/J2)

781
The markets big rally today is really shitting on CNBC's narrative

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 02:05 PM (493sH)

782 21 Huma has got to be the loneliest woman in the world right now.
Posted by: JackStraw

Saudi Intelligence will probably take her in from the cold and give her a desk job, give her pooter a well deserved rest.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 02:05 PM (kfcYC)

783 somebody send Silverman a one way ticket to Canada

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 02:05 PM (c6/9Q)

784
Put it this way: Do you really want to live in a world where defeating, silencing and punishing your opposition is the primary goal or do you want to live in a Constitutional Republic?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 01:53 PM (71OEY)


Not my primary goal, but its very near the top.. Payback is a bitch. So yeah. We would have been held in complete disdain and punished by Hillary and her ilk at every opportunity through every government department, and new ones would have been created to finish the job. I do not want a liberal to ever win an election again. period.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 09, 2016 02:05 PM (nIGPZ)

785
Al Gore: "Well... I really ought to give Hill a call.."

Tipper [slugs down an a.m. glass of Vodka]: "For gods sake, Al, leave it alone. Go play with your carbon credits."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 02:05 PM (7H/2n)

786 >>> Look, I'm happy for Trump. But it has to be said: the Democrats did far more this election cycle to try to win Utah. Whichever campaign flunky Hillary assigned to Utah really tried hard, and spoke to the actual people here. Trump's didn't.
l... Utah was a solidly Democrat state for a long, long time. Why? Because Republicans had punishing Mormons as part of their platform. Only when that faded and the Democrats went off the reservation did the LDS community go hard right.
Posted by: Vanceone at November 09, 2016 01:57 PM (IQzhs)

Yep. https://shar.es/1IeJtx

Oh, and I'm sooooooo glad the election is over and no more political ad blitz on my TV! I used to wish my state was a battleground one...no longer, hah.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 02:06 PM (hvf9s)

787 You have people putting children to bed tonight, and they're afraid of breakfast

I often fear my breakfast. Can something so welcome and tasty really be trusted?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 02:06 PM (39g3+)

788 Can you imagine if Hillary had won? She not only hated--HATED--at least half of the country, she really did think the enemy that posed the biggest threat to America was--get this--the Republican Party, and by extension, the average joes and josephines that make this country great.

Seriously. The whole email flap was because she'd rather share her emails with China, Russia, and the Norks than have them subject to FOIA requests by the Right.

That right there made her unfit for office.

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at November 09, 2016 02:06 PM (hAFla)

789 Hey man, you still in the NE? We need to assemble the cabal again one of these days.


Posted by: lauraw at November 09, 2016 01:56 PM


I'm thinking a good Boston MoMee is in order. It's been, what, 6 years since the last one?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 02:06 PM (kDUMP)

790 773 "You have people putting children to bed tonight, and they're afraid of breakfast," - Van Jones

It is well-known that breakfast is the scariest meal of the day. Lunch is a pushover.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 02:04 PM (zc3Db)

And yet these are the same folks who say conservatives make no sense.

WTF?

Posted by: tcn in AK--not deplorable any more, baby! at November 09, 2016 02:06 PM (cm1Bl)

791 Ace was so scared of it he quit eating it and then doesn't eat for another 12 hours.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 02:05 PM (4ErVI)


And we all know what it really means when ace has given up on pancakes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 02:06 PM (zc3Db)

792 If you Trump supporters are going to go all in on punishing the most conservative state in the union, or maybe 2nd most conservative state.... I don't know what to say, I really don't.

The conservatives voters sucked it up and voted for Romney, the Mormon candidate, despite his lack of conservative bona fides. This was after they sucked it up and voted for Bush, the neocon compassionate conservative, and after they voted for Dole and Bush Sr, the Rockefeller republicans.

But Utah mormons are special, and never have to compromise for the party?

Posted by: wooga at November 09, 2016 02:06 PM (gfpLa)

793 It occurs to me that letting these folks go elsewhere might require a hazardous waste export permit first.

Al Sharpton alone should be a designated SuperDumb cleanup site.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2016 02:06 PM (b/kAv)

794 New thread.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:06 PM (bMG0w)

795 Like I said...

If you stayed home, you voted for hillary clinton.

If you voted for Johnson or McMullin, you voted for hillary clinton.

If you left the top of the ticket blank, you voted for hillary clinton.


I will NEVER accept these traitorous Shits back in my good graces. They voted to take away my Feedom.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 02:07 PM (suql3)

796 Do you really want to live in a world where defeating, silencing and punishing your opposition is the primary goal"

Hmm. After what a number of folks think of me?

Yeah. Heads, pikes. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 02:07 PM (C9pBZ)

797 Hillary's eyes, in addition to going crossed during her speech, also were really puffy ... like from a long night of crying.

At least she now can get the rest and medical attention she so clearly needs.

Posted by: Deplorable LASue at November 09, 2016 02:07 PM (wgFcF)

798 the usual swarm of Lefties almost ended Glenn Reynolds 'career' and made him grovel, but all through the past month or two he mostly sneered at Trump


dick

Posted by: Billy Occam at November 09, 2016 02:07 PM (/542q)

799 You have people putting children to bed tonight, and they're afraid of breakfast," - Van Jones


If those people are Reds like Van Jones, then good. I'm glad they're afraid. They have so much to answer for.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 09, 2016 02:07 PM (SRKgf)

800 You have people putting children to bed tonight, and they're afraid of breakfast," - Van Jones


The toaster's laughing at me!!
---

Wait till they find out what their Smart washing machine and refrigerator have in store for them!

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at November 09, 2016 02:07 PM (hqqM5)

801 Gloria Allred is filing a new lawsuit against Donald Trump. She has proof and a large number of eyewitness accounts that on November 9 2016 Donald Trump beat a woman.

This is my favorite thing all day!

Posted by: Support DJT at November 09, 2016 02:08 PM (3aBcq)

802 "Traders on the NYSE are reportedly booing Hillary Clinton during her concession speech
Traders on the NYSE are reportedly booing Hillary Clinton during her concession speech"
---------

Heh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 02:08 PM (7H/2n)

803 Gloria Allred is filing a new lawsuit against Donald Trump. She has proof and a large number of eyewitness accounts that on November 9 2016 Donald Trump beat a woman.




ISWYDT.
Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 02:09 PM (2w7OO)

804 Gloria Allred is filing a new lawsuit against Donald Trump. She has proof and a large number of eyewitness accounts that on November 9 2016 Donald Trump beat a woman.

*************************

Threadwinner.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 02:04 PM (G8TO0)

This, hah.

Posted by: LizLem at November 09, 2016 02:09 PM (hvf9s)

805 369 george will, bill kristol, charles krauthammer......go away....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins,

We're keeping Krauthammer. I like the way he sings "Chicago".

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 02:10 PM (kfcYC)

806 The markets big rally today is really shitting on CNBC's narrative

One of the wife's Facebook friends was wailing about the stock market futures and the horror that we would all see.

My wife, and the woman's own sister, just said 'hey, buying opportunity, then a rebound like Brexit.' Totally deflated her.

Obviously she doesn't know what 'futures' really mean.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 02:10 PM (iLoHX)

807
When my family's lives are put on the table, so is everyone's.
Don't start none, won't be none

++++

Exactly.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 02:10 PM (SAn+a)

808 It occurs to me that letting these folks go elsewhere might require a hazardous waste export permit first.


Well, since I am in the import/export biz, I'd be happy to volunteer my services.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 02:10 PM (WlGX+)

809 Why would anyone be afraid of breakfast?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-skXU70pO0k

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 02:10 PM (7HtZB)

810 Count Chocula is a Grandmaster in the Ku Klux Klan!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 02:11 PM (iLoHX)

811 795 Ace was so scared of it he quit eating it and then doesn't eat for another 12 hours.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 02:05 PM (4ErVI)

And we all know what it really means when ace has given up on pancakes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 02:06 PM (zc3Db)


doesn't Ace have a food taster?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 09, 2016 02:11 PM (nIGPZ)

812 Anyone heard from Petunia, Begonia or Mary from Cloggenstein?
Posted by: IC
------------

Dorcas Blimline.

Come Dorcas, we miss you!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 01:59 PM (7H/2n)


Kay from Maine.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 02:11 PM (X6fMO)

813 728 So Utah reelected a full Republican slate, including Mike Lee who defeated the Democrat by 50 points, and Mia Love too. Utah is the one state that sent Bill Clinton to a third place finish, behind Ross Perot.

Do you honestly think that Utah wanted Hillary to win?

If you Trump supporters are going to go all in on punishing the most conservative state in the union, or maybe 2nd most conservative state.... I don't know what to say, I really don't.
-----------
Nothing against you, Mormons, or the good Conservative people of Utah, man. Utah's Republican leadership, Mormon or not, chose to play stupid political games instead of trying to win the election. That was the main problem, and it has to be dealt with before 2018. I noted the results, as Trump outscored the Hildabeast AND McMuffin by sizable margins. So the Trump victory was to the good people of Utah who heard his message and accepted it.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 02:11 PM (ry4ab)

814 Nood up

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 02:11 PM (2w7OO)

815 The Massa comin'! The Massa comin'! Better gets you gone.

Posted by: Tavis Smiley at November 09, 2016 02:12 PM (0dmP2)

816 808 Gloria Allred is filing a new lawsuit against Donald Trump. She has proof and a large number of eyewitness accounts that on November 9 2016 Donald Trump beat a woman.

*************************

Threadwinner.
Posted by: #AlwaysTrump - #NeverHillary at November 09, 2016 02:04 PM (G8TO0)

This, hah.

Mighty!!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 02:12 PM (ry4ab)

817 Where is Sean Penn to tell us what an elegant man Trump is?

Posted by: Bicepuflex McTrumpenboner at November 09, 2016 02:13 PM (XdSWw)

818 We would have been held in complete disdain and punished by Hillary and her ilk at every opportunity through every government department, and new ones would have been created to finish the job

++++

Also never ever forget:
THE GOP WOULD HAVE DONE IT TOO

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 02:13 PM (SAn+a)

819 "You have people putting children to bed tonight, and they're afraid of breakfast,

That new Count Chocula just sucks, nothing like the original. It mocks me every bowl.

Posted by: Al Leppo at November 09, 2016 02:14 PM (8mYHH)

820 That's actually andycanuck. He took a weird way to copy over that idiot's comment.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 02:14 PM (xIunr)

821
on November 9 2016 Donald Trump beat a woman.
______________________________

He almost killed me much earlier than that...

~sniff-sniff~

Posted by: Michelle Fields at November 09, 2016 02:14 PM (HSmrB)

822 I don't see how someone could work to elect the red rat commie bastards and then turn around and try to claim to be a supporter of a Constitutional Republic.
Posted by: Grump928(c) likes to state the obvious at November 09, 2016 02:03 PM (0F67M)

We agree.

Again, I attempt to make a the same distinction that I have attempted to make for a year here.

There are people who oppose(d) Trump because they disagree with his proposals and means. Then there are people who oppose Trump because he ran under the R flag and oppose everything that is not full on socialist.

The former mostly voted for someone else or not at all. The latter have been doing everything in their power to take from you, your family, and everyone else that they deem "deplorable" for generations.

You've won. I congratulate you. I welcome you to celebrate and even gloat. You earned it. You called it right and I was wrong in my predictions of the outcome. Sincerely, I am happy for you. My reservations remain and I hope Trump turns out the way you want and not the way I think. I hope I continue to be wrong.

You can either come after me and punish me for having a different opinion on the means to achieve your goals or leverage your win to start righting the wrongs of generations and go after those who actively sought your destruction.

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 02:15 PM (71OEY)

823 Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 02:14 PM (xIunr)


Well you did.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 02:16 PM (bMG0w)

824 I'll just note there was one or two Trump bigwigs that stated something like "Time for another Extermination Order" or something like that with regards to Mormons.

And I don't know if Trump ever got around to disavowing it. I presume he won't ever do anything like that, but Hillary's camp was making all the right noises about religious liberty, though of course lying through her teeth.

At least Pence came to Utah to try to reel us back in.

But from the looks of this thread, there's several people who would happily join in on Mormon bashing.

And there's lots who aren't, so thank you to them!

Posted by: Vanceone at November 09, 2016 02:16 PM (IQzhs)

825 Progressives are misguided and lead by emotions. they can be forgiven for being "with Her". neverTrumpers on the other hand. so clouded by their world constructs that they only see protecting their "turf". they need to have the border door hit their ass. this country was established for the common people, not your ilk.

Posted by: talgus da deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:16 PM (fJQAI)

826 Hint: you won that battle already. Do you want to go onto the field and slaughter the injured or recruit them

+++

Slaughter. They were aiming to do that to me. They are vipers.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 02:16 PM (SAn+a)

827 >>> Utah's Republican leadership, Mormon or not, chose to play stupid political games instead of trying to win the election.
.....

And they lost and your team won. Your team has party control of Congress, the White House, SCOTUS, and a large majority of governors mansions and state legislatures for 2 years.

How do you want to use that time? Pushing people for being out of step with Party Loyalty or rebuilding a country that has been destroyed by the actual opposition team to still, literally, wants you dead?

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 02:19 PM (71OEY)

828 The SO and I have been singing 'Schadenfreude' to the tune of 'Danke Schoen' since last night, making up lyrics. Quite fun. =) He's going to try and not spend the whole day at work smirking. Still in a state of shock a bit.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl at November 09, 2016 02:19 PM (RX+mI)

829 "Put it this way: Do you really want to live in a world where defeating,
silencing and punishing your opposition is the primary goal or do you
want to live in a Constitutional Republic?"

----------------

The two are not mutually exclusive.

i want the left neutered for decades. Were you paying attention to what Obama and the donks did in the last 8 years? Yeah that can't happen again and that means punishing our enemies so they think not twice but three times about pulling that shit again.

Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:20 PM (cOHS7)

830 Where else is voting as shabby as this?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 01:50 PM (U6f54)

I like it just fine, but I'm in a large county with a small population. Since we personally know the people who count our votes we trust them to play it straight.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 09, 2016 02:21 PM (3myMJ)

831 It's what I predicted, down to the 300+ EV and Trump emerging with both the House and the Senate.

So it was less of a journey and more of pure bliss.

Posted by: Christoph Dollis at November 09, 2016 02:24 PM (HsqV5)

832 Well you did.

I didn't want to directly sock her; and to show that it was an old comment being quoted.

Now I'm going to have to have a cry just like the Hilldogs.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 02:24 PM (xIunr)

833 My (musician-heavy, millenial-biased) FB feed is quite teary.

Heh.
Posted by: Piercello at November 09, 2016 01:55 PM (TOLnE)

Oh yes, mine too. I've been having fun tweaking them for calling their own blue states racist. Trump didn't win because of all the reliable red states. He won because people who elected Barack Obama twice said, enough!

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 09, 2016 02:25 PM (3myMJ)

834 want the left neutered for decades. Were you paying attention to what Obama and the donks did in the last 8 years? Yeah that can't happen again and that means punishing our enemies so they think not twice but three times about pulling that shit again.
Posted by: Jukin,The Deplorable at November 09, 2016 02:20 PM (cOHS7)

I have been paying attention. And, in terms of the left, I agree.

Where I disagree is with those who are calling for the slaughter and punishment of people like me because, while we share a very similar vision of what the country should be and have the same loathing of what the left has turned it into, I have reservations about Trump's proposals and methods.

One easy example: Trump proposed and supports mandatory paid maternity leave and other expansions of entitlements. I have owned and managed several businesses. While I personally have gone out of my way to support and help new parents because they are good people and entering a new, challenging phase of life, I absolutely and fundamentally disagree with mandating that any business should be forced to pay people who MADE A CHOICE to use their time to start a family instead of a career. I applaud that choice but it is a choice. You can go to work and build the means to support a family or you can stay home and raise a family. I fully support the latter but it is your responsibility to make provision for that choice.

Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 02:33 PM (71OEY)

835 If Trump lost, I was thinking the holidays were going to be a bit of a downer. Now the holiday season is going to be that much more festive. On Thanksgiving, there's finally something to truly be thankful for: that the country's not facing 4 years of Hillary. Christmas and New Year's will be more enjoyable, with a bit of lightheartedness and glimmers of hope for the future. Right now I'm not going to think about all the problems we face, but just thoroughly enjoy the season. January will be here soon enough. For now, I'm in savor mode.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 09, 2016 02:36 PM (kma8f)

836 Amy Schumer cancelled her show scheduled for tomorrow in Ottawa. She says she's "sick". I'm worried that she will be applying for political asylum. We can't afford to feed her!

Posted by: Asko at November 09, 2016 02:40 PM (hkwnD)

837 ...and her substance abuse counsellor...

Posted by: macleod at November 09, 2016 02:48 PM (5NEuS)

838 "You have people putting children to bed tonight, and they're afraid of breakfast," - Van Jones

Their breakfast is free, and served at school. All you have to do is make sure your children make it to school. Too much for us, who pay for it, to ask?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2016 02:48 PM (H5rtT)

839 "Wow. Didn't realize that Mormons were so touchy as to believe Trump or "republicans" have something against them. "

Their history includes many, many literal pogroms aimed at them. When you've been lynched and chased out of most of the country until the only safe place you can find is in the middle of the desert, you can get some paranoia ingrained into your culture.

Think Jews, with a much, much shorter history.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at November 09, 2016 02:51 PM (N6o5/)

840 "the usual swarm of Lefties almost ended Glenn Reynolds 'career' and made him grovel, but all through the past month or two he mostly sneered at Trump"

You've confused him with his cob-logger Ed.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at November 09, 2016 02:56 PM (N6o5/)

841 If they can immigrate to Canada, Spain, Mexico, Australia, wherever -- if they are still U.S. citizens they are still subject to federal income tax, and the IRS will follow them to the ends of the earth to get it. You only get out of federal income tax if you renounce your U.S. citizenship. Then of course you will be subject to the tax laws (and all other laws) of your new country.

Posted by: scoville unit at November 09, 2016 02:57 PM (hWh8W)

842 "Wow. Didn't realize that Mormons were so touchy as to believe Trump or "republicans" have something against them. "

The Republican party was founded on two planks. One was against slavery. The other? Attacking the Mormon church.

Turns out, after the Civil War was won, the Republican party spent much of its time persecuting the LDS people in a manner Hillary Clinton and the LGBT movement could only dream of.

So yeah, rumblings of the Republican party calling for a new genocide against Mormons is spooky to some extent. And yes, there were and are bigwig Trump supporters doing exactly that.

Still: the LDS church congratulated Trump today. Here: http://tinyurl.com/olqbp6a

Posted by: Vanceone at November 09, 2016 03:00 PM (IQzhs)

843 33 Huma has got to be the loneliest woman in the world right now.


I feel genuinely sorry for her. She has submitted to two abusive relationships.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 12:30 PM (mgbwf)

I give exactly zero f$%&S about Huma. Her decisions were hers. She worked for that moth filled c&*t and bedded down that wiener. she gets what she gets!

Posted by: giftogab at November 09, 2016 03:25 PM (ysKvq)

844 Wow. Serious nuttery above...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 03:28 PM (C9pBZ)

845 Posted by: Damiano at November 09, 2016 02:33 PM (71OEY)

The problem is that the NeverTrumpers who genuinely disagreed with policy were generally quiet rather than madly virtue-signalling on Twitter or Op-eds how "principled" they where, because for the latter it was only ever about counting themselves among the "elite".

For washed-up hacks like George Will, it isn't even about the "party purity" that the GOPe was constantly whining about when it came from the party base. They were always going on forever about SoCons needing to sacrifice their ideals upon the altar of "winning", but when push came to shove they proved incapable of following their own platitudes. Because at the end of the day, it was never about principle, it was about self-congratulation and power.

The former are fine, the latter need to find a safe space and stay there. Away from us.

Posted by: Saber Alter at November 09, 2016 04:21 PM (8sAni)

846 I'VE BEEN 'HAPPY DANCING' ALL DAY TODAY!

Posted by: Myshiba at November 09, 2016 05:01 PM (cfHE9)

847 Think of the damage to our economy. They spend thousands every month on STD drugs.

Posted by: MrDisco279 at November 09, 2016 08:05 PM (rTo/O)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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