Monday Overnight Open Thread (10/31/16) [Mis. Hum.]

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On this day in history. October 31, 1517 Martin Luther posted the 95 theses on the doors of the Wittenberg Church.

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Not only did this bring about the Protestant Reformation movement. It also ushered in the Lutheran Church Pot Luck dinner the following Sunday. 499 years of Jello Salad and counting.

No word if he brought along a tatter-tot casserole. He doesn't seem the Jello Salad type.

Some thoughts on Hillary Clinton floating around the internet.

Quote of the day, Feed Reed.

I frankly think her admirable. As she coughs, staggers, convulses, lies, pilfers, sells favors and lapses into intermittent confusion, she still has the courage to tell America that she loathes half of it. That´s candor.

Quote of the day, 2. Scott Adams, Creator of Dilbert on Twitter.

Russian hackers are better than we thought. They stole Clinton's emails from the NSA, put them on Huma's laptop, and pinned it on Weiner.

Quote of the day 3, Doug Schoen.

Harris, under these circumstances I am actively reassessing my support…I’m deeply concerned that we will have a Constitutional crisis if she’s elected. I want to learn more this week see what we see, but as of today, I am not a supporter of the Secretary of State for the nation’s highest office.

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The Middle East has been a cauldron of fighting since the first recorded writings of man. The Old Testament has quite the list. At the moment Syria is quite the clusterfrick. Obama, Clinton and John Kerry have left Russia to do whatever the hell they please.


Whoever is elected President will have their hands full regarding Syria. Perhaps it is time to invest in Cyclone fence. Give them all the small arms and ammunition. Whoever is left alive is the winner. We are at the point of let them kill each other and let God sort them out.

Gun show Loophole? Internet Loophole? What are these politicians thinking? Convicted murderers admit gun laws are a joke. Since they are Democrat constituents, perhaps Dem politicians should listen to them.

A family history told through my father’s drink recipes.

The café drew customers, but they were of a type who bought one cup of coffee and made it last all morning or afternoon. The same customers dropped in almost every day — Japanese, Russian, German — who always sat at the corners of the room, never in the middle where they were exposed. They stayed holding up newspapers but appeared to be peering over them at the other patrons. My father joked about changing the name of the place to the Spies Roost, but, after six months of this non-profit business, he closed the Imperial.

And then the Americans liberated Shanghai! They marched down Nanking Road and all of Shanghai waved to them and cheered. Nino and his compatriots repatriated to Italy, and my father began to talk about picking up his export-import business once more.

But four years later the Communists came instead.

Hopefully some of you Morons will try some of the recipes and get back to the rest of the Horde. It really isn't an assignment. I believe they call it wishful thinking.

Halloween Musical Interlude

G*d Dammit, let them be kids. Parents on how to F-up a holiday for kids.

Indiana Jones and Surfer Jo combine for the adventure of a lifetime. Surfing the catacombs of Paris.

Real-life Indiana Jane, Alison Teal, 30, from Hawaii, took her bright pink board 150 metres underground to surf with more than six million skeletons.

We enjoyed "spring forward" earlier this year. Right around the corner is "fall back". Is Daylight Saving Time to Blame for Seasonal Depression?It could easily be a factor. So does having 72 degree weather change to 20s and snow.

Accused of plagiarism? It isn't a pleasant situation to be in. But it isn't as a bad as it once was.

You could grow up to be the Vice President of The United States of America. Paste eating is optional not a requirement.

Or you could become a journalist?After a little dust up with management he is still in a pretty good situation.

Over the past few nights we have learned that there is a legion of baseball fans here at the AoSHQ. OK, which one of you baseball fan Moron did this? Fess up!

If you are the Moron who did this, a Platinum Membership and a case of Valu-Rite will be sent shortly. #2Weeks

Men's birth control options are pretty limited. On going research into male birth control shows a promising development. A hormone injection has been shown to be a safe and effective method of contraception. Possible side effects include acne, mood swings, the love of figure skating and a perverse desire to make sammiches.

Pot. Does it help you see better at night? We don't know if you will see better. What we do know is that you will bee-lining to the local convenience store.

As we approach November 8th elections, there are marijuana proposals on several state ballots. Businesses say it is high time for common sense.


Steve Sanghi, CEO of Chandler, Arizona-based Microchip Technology Inc., told the Arizona Republic that failed drug tests and absenteeism are a growing problem at the company’s Colorado facility. “I would never move my business from Arizona to Colorado today and wouldn’t expand the business in Colorado because of the problems they’re having,” Sanghi said.


The original act could have won a Genius Award. What you are about to read will piss you off. The need for Tort Reform and Teacher Union Reform. In a Moron world, let her sue and when she lost she would pay the defendant's legal expense. Unfortunately, it's cheaper to settle at times than to fight.

On a side note, that witch sure can down the Valu-Rite.

At one point, she mysteriously disappeared from the group, and was reportedly found passed out in the bathroom. Another staff member from the school drove her to a nearby hospital, where doctors said her blood alcohol level was 0.27, which is triple the legal driving limit in Wisconsin.

When you blow a .27 you are eligible to relax at the hangover bar.

The Genius Award winner.

Genius Award winner runner-up. And no it's not Charlie Brown's Dildo. Or so he says.

The feel good story of the day.

No costume necessary when you join the group.

News tips, loose change and a cup of coffee, black no sugar can be sent here.


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1 nice jello

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 31, 2016 09:57 PM (0O7c5)

2 the stuff nightmares are made of

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 31, 2016 09:58 PM (0O7c5)

3
Tim Curry - Anything Can Happen On Halloween

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh4RT2F-48c

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 31, 2016 09:59 PM (kdS6q)

4 ont ont ont

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 10:02 PM (cJrMO)

5 Had a great Halloween night. Scared a lot of young'uns.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:03 PM (w+Jhj)

6 The jello has eyes!!!

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 10:03 PM (3w+CX)

7 Oh no! The Lutherans have hacked Mis Hum.

Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 10:03 PM (Z65m4)

8 Hey everybody.

I have a fairly large bag of Tabasco-spiked spicy cinnamon Jelly Belly beans. Wonder if it would be cruel to give 'em to the kids tonight... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:03 PM (u8kLQ)

9 Olives in lime jello? Ew.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 10:04 PM (+lVUW)

10 BILL CLINTON'S ILLEGITIMATE KID HAS THE KEYS TO AL CAPONE'S VAULT

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:04 PM (zu88C)

11 Jello? Is this some Scandi Lutheran site?

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:04 PM (NbJXF)

12 Oh, and the spooky thought for tonight:

I'm Lutheran and *don't care for* Jello salad. Then again I was adopted and am of traditionally Catholic (Italian/Irish) extraction, which may help explain why.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:04 PM (u8kLQ)

13 Jello salads must be a white folks thing.

If my mom or dad made those abominations for us, we'd starve.

Add some red food coloring, you'd have excellent stand-ins for the Blob.

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:05 PM (eaeIS)

14 Jello salad pictures: the food version of a Yoko thread

Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 10:06 PM (iMxBJ)

15 I wouldn't waste a perfectly good pizza.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2016 10:06 PM (IqV8l)

16 By the way, I read somewhere that a long time ago "jellies" were a luxury. That was before the Jello company came along.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 10:06 PM (+lVUW)

17 Tomorrow? All Saints Day.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:06 PM (NbJXF)

18 There was Jell - O 123. All else paled.

Posted by: Martin Luther Tang at October 31, 2016 10:06 PM (7zkP4)

19 OK, so someone has to immediately offer TAX ADVICE. That is how this works......right?

Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 10:07 PM (oq2p9)

20 Lime Jello with olives? No... just,no.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:07 PM (k8DTS)

21 Coming across this image has been making me laugh all day:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h7rd9oq

Perfect image with the perfect tagline.

Posted by: mpthompson at October 31, 2016 10:07 PM (I/SRC)

22 All those salads? Made with valu rite for that extra kick!



Jello shooters are easy to make and fun!

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (NbJXF)

23 Rant on....

These fing government bureaucrats. We have 2 foster kids placed as a preadoptive home. No dad on the birth certificate. Mom names some guy as dad. He denies it. CPS tells us today that dads great aunt is a licensed foster home and they are going to fast track interstate transfer to her. I ask "Dad denies paternity, how are you transferring to his family? " CPS response- He didn't do anything to disprove paternity! Why the hell would he? It makes no difference to him! Now we find out that it is not a great aunt, but the kids grandmothers sisters husbands brothers ex-wife! WTF! Not even related! They took moms word that this guy was the father, and took the fathers family contacts word that this lady is an aunt. No verification. Because it is less work to transfer the kids to an out of state foster home than it is to have them stay with us for 6 months and process an adoption. This is why we can't have nice things.

Rant off.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (dnWSK)

24 A religious ONT

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (Om16U)

25 16 By the way, I read somewhere that a long time ago "jellies" were a luxury. That was before the Jello company came along.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 10:06 PM (+lVUW)


I think that might have been when they made them laboriously, by gradually reducing gelatinous broths. I guess someone finally figured out you could just grind up some horse hooves...

Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (iMxBJ)

26 Good tater-tot casserole recipes, please.

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (/x6xU)

27
So... Finlly... A Lutheran thread.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (JmjOe)

28 18 There was Jell - O 123. All else paled.
Posted by: Martin Luther Tang at October 31, 2016 10:06 PM (7zkP4)


I used to love that stuff. Wouldn't bet that I'd like it today, though.

Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 10:09 PM (iMxBJ)

29 Male birth control? Piece of cake. Come see me and I'll fix ya right up.

Posted by: Dr. Nesbit at October 31, 2016 10:09 PM (DW+jj)

30 My Mom made a great Jello with minced Mandarin oranges and orange sherbet mixed in.

Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 10:09 PM (oq2p9)

31 I grew up with Jello. My mom should have bought stock in the company back in the 70s.

If she had shucked some olives or anything else not oranges, pineapple, or grapes and sculpted it into a miniature Vesuvius, us kids would have been on the horn with CPS pronto.

Being an alcoholic is one thing.

Forcing your kids to eat THAT is child abuse.

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:10 PM (eaeIS)

32 heh

Posted by: Bubba's Love Child at October 31, 2016 10:10 PM (Tyii7)

33 " Perhaps it is time to invest in Cyclone fence. Give them all the small arms and ammunition. Whoever is left alive is the winner. "

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Cage match.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:10 PM (k8DTS)

34 29 Male birth control? Piece of cake. Come see me and I'll fix ya right up.
Posted by: Dr. Nesbit at October 31, 2016 10:09 PM (DW+jj)

Oh, FFS. I thought we left that down below.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 10:10 PM (cJrMO)

35 Martin Luther tried to nail jello to the door as well.
It did not go so well.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 31, 2016 10:10 PM (Om16U)

36 Oh no! The Lutherans have hacked Mis Hum.
Posted by: tbodie

I have some bad news for you.

Mis Hum IS a a Lutheran!!

It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Hey wait! I'm a Lutheran too! Scary stuff kids!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at October 31, 2016 10:10 PM (S6Pax)

37
I imagine *somebody* puts carrots in their Jello salad.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:11 PM (JmjOe)

38 I don't think I could be Lutheran because I can't stand jello. Even my autocorrect doesn't like it. It changed it to hello.

Probably more accurate, now that I think about it.

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:11 PM (uHcnA)

39 What in gods name is jello salad?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 10:11 PM (cJrMO)

40 20 Lime Jello with olives? No... just,no.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:07 PM (k8DTS)

As a kid growing up the green jello salads only had shredded carrots and celery. Never olives. Ugh
Usually lime or orange jellos were used. Sometimes red, but that was seldom.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:11 PM (voOPb)

41 Don't forget the hot dish! (That was Melanchthon's idea.)

Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at October 31, 2016 10:11 PM (1FhAQ)

42
The Bonzo Dog Doodah Band - Monster Mash 1968

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od2PBlZ3ZQM

With the brilliat Vivian Stanshall and Neil Innes.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 31, 2016 10:11 PM (kdS6q)

43 Ma gave me jello shooters to calm me down.

Posted by: Bubba's Love Child at October 31, 2016 10:11 PM (Tyii7)

44 I'm familiar with jello shots... is it a similar concept?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 10:12 PM (cJrMO)

45 she still has the courage to tell America that she loathes half of it.

I think it's considerably more than half the people that Hillary loathes. You know very well that our betters despise the welfare class and the working class. Union members and single moms on EBT cards can't seriously believe that Hillary likes their kind.

She uses the democratic party base to get into office so that she can amass more wealth. They're fools if they think otherwise.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

46 Man, that tater tot casserole link was dissappointing.

Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 10:13 PM (Z65m4)

47 nice jello

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 31, 2016 09:57 PM (0O7c5)

That top one looks like eyeball salad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 10:13 PM (CUYn5)

48 Nothing more terrifying than Jello salad molds. *shudder*

Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:13 PM (0mRoj)

49 What in gods name is jello salad?

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Iceberg lettuce
Tomatoes
Green peppers
Cheese
Cucumbers
Jello

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:13 PM (JmjOe)

50 #whosyourdaddy

Posted by: Bubba's Love Child at October 31, 2016 10:13 PM (Tyii7)

51 SMFH, I got left in the last thread because I was writing a novel for Harry that he probably won't see, but I am happy to hear that Carl's heart is strong and he's giving them hell. Sounds like the right husband for you all right. Still praying for a miracle here.

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:14 PM (uHcnA)

52
She uses the democratic party base to get into office so that she can amass more wealth. They're fools if they think otherwise.

Posted by: nerdygirl


Well, well, well. That sounds like pretty mean accusations.

Maybe someone like the FBI should investigate, huh?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at October 31, 2016 10:14 PM (S6Pax)

53 I'm much too classy to be used for making Jello shots.

Posted by: Bombay Blue Sapphire Gin at October 31, 2016 10:14 PM (BbkFr)

54 "Rant off.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy"

I'd love to foster a kid, but the amount of bureaucracy involved makes my toes curl.

Plus the loss of your second amendment rights (at least in North Carolina).

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:14 PM (w+Jhj)

55 Iceberg lettuce
Tomatoes
Green peppers
Cheese
Cucumbers
Jello
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Oh Lordy fixer, you're kidding, right?

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (uHcnA)

56 Oooo. Tim Curry. You should dial up the youtube and check out him singing "I do the rock".

Posted by: Darth Randall at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (6n332)

57 I thought Jello Salads involved Beyonce and Hope Solo.

Posted by: somebody not ready for that jelly at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (DurKO)

58
Union members and single moms on EBT cards can't seriously believe that Hillary likes their kind.

Obama won the "cares about people like me" question over Romney by a zillion per cent. Hillary probably does over Trump as well.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (IqV8l)

59 I love my costume. I'm going with the grumpy old guy who reeks of whiskey look.
Nailed it!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (0tfLf)

60 Still praying for a miracle here.

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:14 PM (uHcnA)

Send jello salad and a tater-tot casserole.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (voOPb)

61 47 Man, that tater tot casserole link was dissappointing.
Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 10:13 PM (Z65m4)


Consider the tater tot. Crisp outside, soft and tender inside. A plain example of the triumph of civilization. Why would you want to stuff it into a casserole and lose everything that makes it what it is?

Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (iMxBJ)

62 20 Lime Jello with olives? No... just,no.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:07 PM (k8DTS)


Martini Jello- shots??

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (3w+CX)

63 Orange jello mold #2 looks like a giant hollow point.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:16 PM (JmjOe)

64 My poops are larger than IRS Circular 320.

Posted by: hillary "Felon" Clinton at October 31, 2016 10:16 PM (75WaT)

65 Has anybody tried to deep fry Jello yet?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 31, 2016 10:16 PM (DW+jj)

66 Who is the reporter who gets hit with the pizza? I went to the link but it doesn't say. I don't have tv so I don't recognize him.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 10:16 PM (dtWKK)

67 Male birth control? Piece of cake. Come see me and I'll fix ya right up.

Posted by: Dr. Nesbit at October 31, 2016 10:09 PM (DW+jj)

You just need the male pill. Completely insoluble, it is. Just put it in your shoe, and makes you limp.

Try the veal!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (CUYn5)

68 36 Martin Luther tried to nail jello to the door as well.
It did not go so well.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 31, 2016 10:10 PM (Om16U)

This ushered in the Calvinists if I remember correctly.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (DurKO)

69 Lime Jello with shredded carrots is the one and true Lutheran salad. Live with it haters.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (75WaT)

70 That was probably celery or mixed vegetable Jello in that top picture. They had those flavors in the early sixties.

Posted by: Top.Man. at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (AZIOF)

71 Where are the shrimp-stuffed apples?


Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (zu88C)

72 If she wins there will be hell to pay.
She will be the payee.


there

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (cGqiy)

73 Oh no! The Lutherans have hacked Mis Hum.
Posted by: tbodie

I have some bad news for you.

Mis Hum IS a a Lutheran!!

While that is news to me, tis not bad news. But it does expkain thr Jello salad fest.

Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 10:18 PM (Z65m4)

74 My girlfriend just came in from trick or treat. She went as Elvira. I had not seen her costume until now.

Good lord, she needs to get her kids to bed very soon!

Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 10:18 PM (oq2p9)

75 66 My poops are larger than IRS Circular 320.
Posted by: hillary "Felon" Clinton at October 31, 2016 10:16 PM (75WaT)


Don't start a competition that you cannot possibly win.

Posted by: Guy who poops every 50 days at October 31, 2016 10:18 PM (iMxBJ)

76 Latinas using white words! This travesty must end!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 31, 2016 10:18 PM (Nwg0u)

77 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (dnWSK)

wowowow. Hopefully the brief time the kids spent with you will carry them through. You never know what spark you may have started.

Posted by: batterup at October 31, 2016 10:18 PM (mtGE/)

78 We enjoyed "spring forward" earlier this year. Right around the corner is "fall back". Is Daylight Saving Time to Blame for Seasonal Depression?It could easily be a factor. So does having 72 degree weather change to 20s and snow.

In places like Michigan you can go for periods of time where the sun doesn't shine. There's your source of depression. A couple feet of snow on a sunny day isn't that bad. But two weeks of overcast skies and 2 feet of snow?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

79 I have vending machines that take credit/debit cards just four floors below me at my disposal and a fifth of Capt 100 and a bottle of Dom.

Happy Halloween!!!

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:18 PM (eaeIS)

80 Gee, the ONT has always been my go-to place for tax advice.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

81
Send jello salad and a tater-tot casserole.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (
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No, I like SMFH too much for that.

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:19 PM (uHcnA)

82 Happy Halloween! (2016)

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12697

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (vBeA5)

83 77
66 My poops are larger than IRS Circular 320.

Posted by: hillary "Felon" Clinton at October 31, 2016 10:16 PM (75WaT)



Don't start a competition that you cannot possibly win.

Posted by: Guy who poops every 50 days at October 31, 2016 10:18 PM (iMxBJ)

Russian spy!!

Posted by: hillary "Felon" Clinton at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (75WaT)

84 71 Lime Jello with shredded carrots is the one and true Lutheran salad. Live with it haters.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (75WaT)


So, not a religion that seeks converts, then.

Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (iMxBJ)

85 No trick-or-treaters AGAIN this year at the Zettaibunker! Hmmm... I ought leave the porch light on!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (kP16F)

86 Mandatory holiday table decoration:
lime jello, crushed canned pears, dream whip, and cream cheese.

Posted by: batterup at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (mtGE/)

87 23 Rant on....

These fing government bureaucrats. We have 2 foster kids placed as a preadoptive home. No dad on the birth certificate. Mom names some guy as dad. He denies it. CPS tells us today that dads great aunt is a licensed foster home and they are going to fast track interstate transfer to her. I ask "Dad denies paternity, how are you transferring to his family? " CPS response- He didn't do anything to disprove paternity! Why the hell would he? It makes no difference to him! Now we find out that it is not a great aunt, but the kids grandmothers sisters husbands brothers ex-wife! WTF! Not even related! They took moms word that this guy was the father, and took the fathers family contacts word that this lady is an aunt. No verification. Because it is less work to transfer the kids to an out of state foster home than it is to have them stay with us for 6 months and process an adoption. This is why we can't have nice things.

Rant off.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (dnWSK)

And this is why People look outside the US to adopt. I know we did. My wife had a coworker lose her adopted daughter because she had some Native American blood.

Hell it's cheaper to use a Indian woman in India as a rent a womb that go thru adoption, it was less than 20 grand. I researched it, all we had to do was supply the fertilized eggs and they could do it there or ship Frozen ones.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (dKiJG)

88 No trick-or-treaters AGAIN this year at the Zettaibunker!

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Killer clowns et em.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (zu88C)

89 73 Where are the shrimp-stuffed apples?


Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (zu88C)
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Why, next to my liverwurst pineapple, of course!

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (uHcnA)

90 That Jello salad ad looks like it has multiple eyes and a mouth.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (sdi6R)

91 Ya can't make this stuff up.

LITTLE ROCK (KATV) - The Little Rock Police Department is working an active scene at the Clinton Presidential Library for a report of a shooting.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (3myMJ)

92 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:14 PM (w+Jhj)

Good to know. The army is going to move me soon and NC is on the list.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (dnWSK)

93 The tater-tot casserole is a-ok in my book.

The jello salads are a no-go at this station.

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (eaeIS)

94 My grade school cafeteria musta been overrun with Lutherans......

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (w+Jhj)

95 Im Lutheran.

No damn carrots in the jello salad.


But, then again.... Im Missouri Synod

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (JmjOe)

96 Jello? Better than this stuff my mom made every holiday and we had to eat.



http://tinyurl.com/zpy4tjr

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (NbJXF)

97 This Halloween, somewhere in NY:

Sweet grannie: "Awww! What a clever Ewok costume."

ace: "It's not a costume, you mewling quim, this is how I really am. Now give me some candy. I just can't break my plateau. I've decided to blow all my GAINZZZ tonight. Or I'll slice you like a f*cking hammer."

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (dtWKK)

98 52 SMFH, I got left in the last thread because I was writing a novel for Harry that he probably won't see, but I am happy to hear that Carl's heart is strong and he's giving them hell. Sounds like the right husband for you all right. Still praying for a miracle here.

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:14 PM (uHcnA)

---

Miracle already happened

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:22 PM (eaeIS)

99 Why, next to my liverwurst pineapple, of course!





Posted by: bluebell
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mmmm mmmm

Just like mom used to make.

When we were bad.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:22 PM (zu88C)

100 SMFH, a bottle of Dom? Is that a wedding present?

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (uHcnA)

101 "That Jello salad ad looks like it has multiple eyes and a mouth.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable"

Like that one demon in the DD Monster manual (3rd Edition). Can't remember the name right off the bat but looks just like him.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (w+Jhj)

102 104 SMFH, a bottle of Dom? Is that a wedding present?

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (uHcnA)

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Yes.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (eaeIS)

103 87
71 Lime Jello with shredded carrots is the one and true Lutheran salad. Live with it haters.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (75WaT)



So, not a religion that seeks converts, then.

Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (iMxBJ)
If a person is not capable of enjoying lime Jello with shredded carrots, what other sins have they committed?

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (75WaT)

104 WAIT, WHAT???? SMFH!! What happened?

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (uHcnA)

105 LITTLE ROCK (KATV) - The Little Rock Police Department is working an active scene at the Clinton Presidential Library for a report of a shooting.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (3myMJ)

Billy Jeff shot himself three times in the back of his head with a single-shot 12 gauge?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (CUYn5)

106 Consider the tater tot. Crisp outside, soft and tender inside. A plain example of the triumph of civilization. Why would you want to stuff it into a casserole and lose everything that makes it what it is?
Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (iMxBJ)

Splunge, I agree.

However. If you are ever in The Hill Country of Texas and find yourself near Spicewood, visit Opies BBQ.

Then get back to me.

Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (Z65m4)

107
My favorite Jello was one my grandma made.

Cherry jello with applesauce and melted red hots.

Sounds....... weird... But holy crap that was good.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:24 PM (JmjOe)

108 Is olives in jello a Missouri synod thing?

I'm a mackeral snapper but my mom made jello salad occasionally - but she put pineapple in hers.

The Eye-ties in the neighborhood served olives the right way - with the antipasto platter.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:24 PM (P8951)

109 Anyone else here ever read this book?

http://tinyurl.com/zwzpeb5

I've been reading what I can every night. It's *789* pages and I'm almost a third of the way through. I learning a lot; I first learned broadcasting and video in the early 1980s, and have since realized that virtually none of that technology is used any more.

So now I'm learning about compression, codecs, film/video formats, non-linear editing systems, storage systems, online distribution... my head is swimming but at least I might know what the kids in the biz today are talking about again. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:24 PM (u8kLQ)

110 "Good to know. The army is going to move me soon and NC is on the list.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy"

Firearms must be stored in a locked container, unloaded, and ammo stored in a separate locked container.

May as well not even F'ing have them.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (w+Jhj)

111 Fun fact. My commie church, Episcopal, now you can share communion with the Lutherans.



I guess that means Lutherans also have fag priests?

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (NbJXF)

112 63 Anyone familiar with cafeteria style restaurant Piccadilly ?
They always had a large selection of Jello that as a kid I saw ilike it was part of Willie Wonka's .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (AetST)

Heh. I remember it. They had good corn muffins IIRC.

Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (0mRoj)

113 Any Hillary costumes? Location lamestream press was full of stories about everyone dressing as Trump and killary but not a single one was seen. ZERO clowns either.

Posted by: James at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (jxw6R)

114 Some Jerk was handing out Vegan candy, Why for the love of God why.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (dKiJG)

115 Some spicy Halloween treats due tomorrow.

https://sli.mg/MnVOII

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (DurKO)

116 I am ashamed to admit, I like jello salad.

I like fruitcake too.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (wfDW1)

117 108 WAIT, WHAT???? SMFH!! What happened?
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (uHcnA)

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Ummmm, nothing?

I bought a bottle of Dom to celebrate Hillary going down--and not on Huma either.

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (eaeIS)

118 99
Im Lutheran.



No damn carrots in the jello salad.



But, then again.... Im Missouri Synod

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (JmjOe)
That explains a lot!

Posted by: ELCA at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (75WaT)

119 "Billy Jeff shot himself three times in the back of his head with a single-shot 12 gauge?"

Believe it or not the details are very sketchy.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (3myMJ)

120 Miracle already happened
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:22 PM (eaeIS)

I'm so glad to hear it!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (P8951)

121 Some Jerk was handing out Vegan candy, Why for the love of God why.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
=====


Leaves and sticks.

Genius!

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:26 PM (zu88C)

122 Lime-flavoured Jell-O is the secret ingredient in my famous tuna wiggle...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 10:26 PM (kP16F)

123 LITTLE ROCK (KATV) - The Little Rock Police Department is working an active scene at the Clinton Presidential Library for a report of a shooting.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (3myMJ)


They never give us working girls a break.

Posted by: Shirley at October 31, 2016 10:27 PM (cGqiy)

124 My commie church, Episcopal, now you can share communion with the Lutherans.

---------

Really? Do Lutherans reciprocate?

Cuz Lutheran Communion serving a non Lutheran is a no no.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:27 PM (JmjOe)

125 124 Miracle already happened
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:22 PM (eaeIS)

I'm so glad to hear it!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (P8951)

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Yep!

Whodathunk that we'd see Hillary get sunk in real time?!

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:27 PM (eaeIS)

126 I would never waste good pizza throwing it at Joe Buck. It would be fun to smack him in the face with jello salad with olives though.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:28 PM (P8951)

127 This is why we can't have nice things.

Rant off.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (dnWSK)

Amidst the bitching about a heartless bureaucracy, I'm sensing loss for the children you've become attached to?
If so, my condolences.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 31, 2016 10:28 PM (kKHcp)

128 Now comes the blegging on NextDoor for candy for her kids as they got a late start at 9pm and no one is answering the door for her angels.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2016 10:28 PM (JO9+V)

129 I guess that means Lutherans also have fag priests?
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ELCA does.

And the term is 'pastor'

Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2016 10:28 PM (3Liv/)

130 Okay SMFH, I guess I'm just tired. Didn't sleep great last night, but was consoled by the thought that Hillary probably hasn't slept in days.

Good night everyone. Enjoy the jello.

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:28 PM (uHcnA)

131 so we are all clear, carrots do not go in chili and they do not go in jello.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (cPsPa)

132 I like fruitcake too.
Posted by: Dave
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NTTAWWT

I do too. It fills my minimum annual requirement for Citron.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (HwVbl)

133
Oh..... And SMFH...... GO CHIEFS.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (JmjOe)

134 Jello is kiddie food. Once you get past a certain age, it's just gross. I can't think of anything worse to encase your salad in, except perhaps caramel or fudge. Graduating from jello is like graduating from 1000 Islands dressing to a real dressing, like balsamic vinaigrette.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (dtWKK)

135 Actually, this is what I would like to do to Joe Buck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lefP0_ZM-Lw

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (P8951)

136 120 I am ashamed to admit, I like jello salad.

I like fruitcake too.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (wfDW1)

I can tolerate jello salad

i love fruitcake. my wife makes me a couple of loaves every Christmas using my moms recipe

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (voOPb)

137 Niters bluebell

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (eaeIS)

138 Posted by: bluebell

night, dear lady!

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:30 PM (zu88C)

139 Ever wanted to see a guy dressed as a TRex riding a horse which is kicking a giant soccer ball?

tinyurl.com/hnnx82z

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 31, 2016 10:30 PM (v4Dtx)

140 136 I like fruitcake too.
Posted by: Dave
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NTTAWWT

I do too. It fills my minimum annual requirement for Citron.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (HwVbl)

Makes a good improvised bludgeoning weapon in a pinch.

Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:30 PM (0mRoj)

141 Cuz Lutheran Communion serving a non Lutheran is a no no.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:27 PM (JmjOe)
Yep, ELCA.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 31, 2016 10:30 PM (75WaT)

142 @128

http://tinyurl.com/zp2droe


Since 1999

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:30 PM (NbJXF)

143 "Any Hillary costumes? Location lamestream press was
full of stories about everyone dressing as Trump and killary but not a
single one was seen. ZERO clowns either.

Posted by: James"

No H or T costumes whatsoever. One young teen running around in a clown outfit.

I dressed as a crazy barber, with a barber's jacket that had blood spattered all over. I had a headless corpse sitting in a chair (my last customer, who didn't tip me, I explained to the kids.) A working electric haircutter, and a fake straight razor. Also a fake pair of scissors sticking out of my head.

A lot of the younger ones took a few steps back when I turned on the electric cutters.


Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:30 PM (w+Jhj)

144 135 so we are all clear, carrots do not go in chili and they do not go in jello.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (cPsPa)

Says the guy who doesn't care for Buicks

;

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:30 PM (voOPb)

145
That Jello salad ad looks like it has multiple eyes and a mouth.

Alfred Hitchcock TV episode "The Jar"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0394054

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2016 10:31 PM (IqV8l)

146 Jello with a can of Campbell's mushroom soup and a can of tuna is a delight!

Posted by: Zombie Paul Prudhomme at October 31, 2016 10:31 PM (7zkP4)

147 Oh..... And SMFH...... GO CHIEFS.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (JmjOe)

---

We own Arrowhead.

And we thrive on the road.

See ya Dec 8.

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:31 PM (eaeIS)

148 Yep, ELCA.

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Ahhhh...... The LINOs.

Lutherans in name only.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (JmjOe)

149 Plagiarism? Doesn't seem to have slowed the careers of Zakir Fareed (sp) or Ben Domenech (sp).

Then again, the serial liars TFG and FAB seem to be doing quite well too.

*longs for the days of the community stocks and rotten tomatoes*

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (gyKtp)

150 67 Has anybody tried to deep fry Jello yet?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 31, 2016 10:16 PM (DW+jj)

First we have to figure out how to get it on a stick

Posted by: The MN State Fair at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (BXC+l)

151
I am ashamed to admit, I like jello salad.
Posted by: Dave in Fla




Jello 1-2-3

http://tinyurl.com/z5g2jm9

A legitimately great product back in the day.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (kdS6q)

152 26 Good tater-tot casserole recipes, please.
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (/x6xU)


1 to 1-1/2 LB browned ground beef (less fat the better)
1 can Cream of Mushroom soup
1 can Milk
2 8 oz packages of shredded cheese - whatever kind you want
1 bag tater tots

Mix soup and milk well.
In 9X13 casserole, cover bottom with ground beef.
Cover beef with 1 package cheese.
Cover with Tater Tots
Pour soup mix evenly over tater tots
Cover with other package cheese.

Bake, uncovered, at 350 degrees for 45 minutes.

Easy-peasy, and the kids love it.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (R5EqA)

153 Grams would bake her fruitcake a month before then cure it for the balance of time with a whiskey soaked towel. mmmm



Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (cGqiy)

154 Says the guy who doesn't care for Buicks

;
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:30 PM (voOPb)


well yeah but does that seem inconsistent? I would think any place with a table full of jello molds with carrots and crockpots full of chili spoiled with carrots would have a parking lot full of buicks.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:33 PM (cPsPa)

155 In honor of Reformation Day, I give you Emo Phillips:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fAcxcxoZ8

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:33 PM (sdi6R)

156 Oh, and we ain't afraid of no stinkin' penalties.

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:33 PM (eaeIS)

157 Lutherans in name only.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (JmjOe)
Just like the Episcopal church, Anglican in name only.

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:33 PM (NbJXF)

158 And we thrive on the road.

----------

Thats cuz even the Raider Players cant stand Raider Fans.


See ya on the 8th.....

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:33 PM (JmjOe)

159 Buicks filled with Jello? What?

Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:34 PM (0mRoj)

160 Plagiarism? Doesn't seem to have slowed the careers of Zakir Fareed (sp)

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (gyKtp)



sp indeed!

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:34 PM (cPsPa)

161 I is proud of myself. I finally fixed the pressure tank of one my air compressors. To do that, I had to fix my MIG. And then work some bugs out of it -- things were a little out of adjustment.

The tank had developed a little hole in the bottom. Second one in about 10 years -- I got this compressor from a neighbor, who kept it outside in a little shed, dirt floor. It wasn't level and he let water pool up on the front end, which is the root cause of.

I was hoping the hole was just a little pitting corrosion thing. But there was a spot that was pretty thin around it. So, I had to move off enough to the side to find thick enough metal to lay a "fence bend" all around it, close to 2", sort of triangular shaped, it worked out. Then I turned the machine down and laid down some "dobbing" all in the middle of the fence. Basically just melting wire.

Once I got that laid down, I had a thick enough substrate to then turn it up and lay down a good burn in layer, getting good wetting and all that. Very tedious work -- weld a bit, then clean the hell out of it, weld some more. Since it's going to hold pressure, you don't want the slightest hint of a crap inclusion.

Got it done, then pumped it up and it held 125psi for 24 hours, needle didn't move.

And for the record, welding pressure vessels is something one should not do. Don't do it. It's dangerous.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 31, 2016 10:34 PM (DW+jj)

162 157 Grams would bake her fruitcake a month before then cure it for the balance of time with a whiskey soaked towel. mmmm





Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (cGqiy)


Yep! mamaw did this with her carrot cake.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 10:34 PM (3w+CX)

163 AMF

Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:34 PM (NbJXF)

164 Haha.

They must be lying to me on my Twitter feed

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:34 PM (eaeIS)

165 157 Grams would bake her fruitcake a month before then cure it for the balance of time with a whiskey soaked towel. mmmm



Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (cGqiy)

we use brandy soaked towels. moist

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (voOPb)

166 Buicks filled with Jello? What?
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:34 PM (0mRoj)




no it is buicks full of carrots.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (cPsPa)

167 My Dad makes a great fruitcake using my grandmother's recipe. Lots of brandy. I usually get 4 at Christmas and they don't make it to New Years.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (wfDW1)

168 Oh, and I hate fucking Jello.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (gyKtp)

169 BTW, our punter, Marquette King, is a moron, in every awesome sense of the word.

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (eaeIS)

170 Napoleon, you gonna eat your tots?

Posted by: Randy at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (7zkP4)

171 BTW great ONT tonight MH.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2016 10:36 PM (wfDW1)

172 Oh, and I hate fucking Jello.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (gyKtp)




especially if it is not made in a ring shape.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:36 PM (cPsPa)

173 Fun fact. My commie church, Episcopal, now you can share communion with the Lutherans.

I guess that means Lutherans also have fag priests?

Posted by: Nip Sip


If you don't like being a Pisky, but still enjoy the high church experience, you could always join ACNA (Anglican Church of North America).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 10:36 PM (dtWKK)

174 "First we have to figure out how to get it on a stick



Posted by: The MN State Fair"

I can actually eat Jello with chopsticks.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:36 PM (w+Jhj)

175 MisHum, you should send that fruitcake recipe to CBD for a food thread. I'll bet it's great.

Okay, really leaving now.

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:36 PM (uHcnA)

176 172 Oh, and I hate fucking Jello.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (gyKtp)

So stop fucking it. Or at least warm it up first.

Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:36 PM (0mRoj)

177 131 This is why we can't have nice things.

Rant off.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (dnWSK)

Amidst the bitching about a heartless bureaucracy, I'm sensing loss for the children you've become attached to?
If so, my condolences.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 31, 2016 10:28 PM (kKHcp)


Of course. And we're not allowed to retain an attorney until we have had the kids 6 months. This is only 3. We were told that if this is going to be a problem for us, they will move the kids to another home until the transfer. Proving that it is all about the easiest path for CPS, not what is best for the kids. And this is Texas.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:37 PM (dnWSK)

178 Pot luck dinners. Yum

I've never thought of putting olives and celery in lime jello but what are those little flat squares? Cheese maybe?

Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2016 10:37 PM (JSovD)

179
well yeah but does that seem inconsistent? I would think any place with a table full of jello molds with carrots and crockpots full of chili spoiled with carrots would have a parking lot full of buicks.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:33 PM (cPsPa)

Carrots in chili would be grounds for excommunication.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:37 PM (voOPb)

180 Oh, and I hate fucking Jello.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (gyKtp)

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Then stop putting yer dick in it.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:37 PM (JmjOe)

181 Ocean's dying, plankton's dying... it's people. Soylent JELL-O is made out of Lutherans. They're making our 'sides' out of Protestants. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

Posted by: detective thorn at October 31, 2016 10:37 PM (xIunr)

182 You damn Lutherans with your Jello salads, it's the damn reason I'm a Presbyterian.

We see your Jello salad, and raise you 300 recipes for deviled eggs.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 10:38 PM (1JnAL)

183 170 Buicks filled with Jello? What?
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:34 PM (0mRoj)




no it is buicks full of carrots.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (cPsPa)

Ah. That makes so much more sense.

Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:38 PM (0mRoj)

184 I just peaked at teh Clinton News Network site... They report Her Majesty has something called a "faith life"!!11!!! Far be it from me to criticise religious people, but I rather doubt a murderous lust for power is a "faith"!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 10:38 PM (kP16F)

185 "And for the record, welding pressure vessels is something one should not do. Don't do it. It's dangerous.


Posted by: publius"

I've MIG welded a custom intercooler for a turbocharged car. But that only had to hold about 25PSI.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:38 PM (w+Jhj)

186 But fucking JELL-O it jiggles so seductively!

Posted by: devout moslem at October 31, 2016 10:38 PM (xIunr)

187 I knew a girl that reminded me of jello nailed to a door...

Posted by: Chupacabra at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (/x6xU)

188 Y'all that hate the NFL, should cheer on my Raiders.

They were created to be a thorn in the NFL's side.

Al Davis hated the NFL for a reason and most of the owners returned the sentiment.

You could say that the Raiders organization is the Donald Trump of the NFL.

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (eaeIS)

189 My commie church, Episcopal, now you can share communion with the Lutherans.


---------


Really? Do Lutherans reciprocate?


Cuz Lutheran Communion serving a non Lutheran is a no no.
---

You're all welcome here with the Catholics! Please don't crowd our Muslim friends, and remember not to stare at their women wearing garbage bags.

Posted by: Pope Frank, peace be upon him at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (hqqM5)

190 But fucking JELL-O it jiggles so seductively!
Posted by: devout moslem at October 31, 2016 10:38 PM (xIunr)




you are missing a "t" in there

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (cPsPa)

191 LITTLE ROCK (KATV) - The Little Rock Police Department is working an active scene at the Clinton Presidential Library for a report of a shooting.

-
Would have been a shooting and a rape but being within 100 yards of the Clinton Library is construed as consent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (Nwg0u)

192 We see your Jello salad, and raise you 300 recipes for deviled eggs.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at October 31

Nothing says gross more than eggs mixed with mayo

Guess I'll stay Lutheran

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (voOPb)

193 So last weekend I did some gun shopping just in case Clinton wins and starts f'ing with gun sales.

Picked up an AR-15, a 20 gauge shotgun, and a small Sig Sauer .380 carry pistol for my wife.

We are ready.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (wfDW1)

194 154 67 Has anybody tried to deep fry Jello yet?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 31, 2016 10:16 PM (DW+jj)

First we have to figure out how to get it on a stick
Posted by: The MN State Fair at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (BXC+l)

They had it at the Texas State Fair

Posted by: In Exile at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (Z7AXG)

195 MisHum, you should send that fruitcake recipe to CBD for a food thread. I'll bet it's great.

Okay, really leaving now.

Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:36 PM (uHcnA) ***


Or you could post it here tonight. You know, just in case we miss the Sunday food thread.

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (cGqiy)

196 Space 1999 - The Complete Series (1975-1977)
http://tinyurl.com/zlthj4f

oh baby

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (zu88C)

197
Omigod. Deviled Eggs. My all time favorite buffet food.

I could literally live on deviled eggs.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:40 PM (JmjOe)

198 ELCA are basically SJWs pretending to be Lutherans. Serious Lutherans tend to be LCMS, WELS and the microscopic AALC. I say this by observation, as a non-Lutheran.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 10:40 PM (dtWKK)

199 188
I rather doubt a murderous lust for power is a "faith"!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 10:38 PM (kP16F)


Always worked for me.

Posted by: Josef Stalin at October 31, 2016 10:40 PM (sdi6R)

200
One, yeah one, trick or treater. I guess we're in Geezer World.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2016 10:41 PM (BK3ZS)

201 I rather doubt a murderous lust for power is a "faith"!

Posted by: zombie henry viii at October 31, 2016 10:41 PM (xIunr)

202 Consider the tater tot. Crisp outside, soft and tender inside. A plain example of the triumph of civilization. Why would you want to stuff it into a casserole and lose everything that makes it what it is?
Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM

Jules makes the most delicious tater tot casserole, I think she got it from my Grandma.

Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2016 10:41 PM (o/90i)

203 I could literally live on deviled eggs.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:40 PM (JmjOe)

That's kind of taking the tiny house thing to the extreme, isn't it?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2016 10:42 PM (BXC+l)

204 I would also be interested in the fruitcake recipe.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 31, 2016 10:42 PM (hqqM5)

205 Mrs. M makes this strawberry jello cream pretzel thing that is marvelous.

I think the jello is just for fruit-glue though.

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:42 PM (zu88C)

206 Space 1999 - The Complete Series (1975-1977)
http://tinyurl.com/zlthj4f

oh baby


Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (zu88C)


I loved that show as a kid. I recently rewatched all the episodes on hulu.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at October 31, 2016 10:43 PM (cmE8J)

207 202 ELCA are basically SJWs pretending to be Lutherans. Serious Lutherans tend to be LCMS, WELS and the microscopic AALC. I say this by observation, as a non-Lutheran.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 10:40 PM (dtWKK)

You're pretty accurate in your assessment. There is also the ELS

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:43 PM (voOPb)

208 Raiders overcome penalties, beat Tampon Bay butt pirates in OT

http://tinyurl.com/j8lrpl2

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:43 PM (eaeIS)

209 "Y'all that hate the NFL, should cheer on my Raiders.



They were created to be a thorn in the NFL's side.
"

I remember reading Madden's book a long time back.

The two stories that I remember are the one about the receiver that coated himself with Stick-um so much that he caught the ball and let go with his hands, only to have the ball remain stuck to his jersey.

The other one was the Offensive Lineman that got tired of the opposing teams Defensive Lineman doing a head slap on him when the ball was snapped, so he stuck a nail in the side of his helmet.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:43 PM (w+Jhj)

210 193 My commie church, Episcopal, now you can share communion with the Lutherans.


It's the Lords Supper, it is between me and the Lord. If I happen to be at a Lutheran, catholic, Anglican, or whatever service in my travels I care not for their approval.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:43 PM (dnWSK)

211 Hey wait! I'm a Lutheran too!

So am I; even wrote a doctoral dissertation on Dr. Martin. I'm waiting for a major earthquake in the neighborhood of Wittenberg (or maybe a SMOD strike on the ELCA headquarters in Chicago) as evidence of Herr Doktor's displeasure with the current theology-free wusses who dominate the ELCA.

As for Jello, I come from the German part of American Lutheranism rather than the Scandi. We're fueled by beer, bratwurst, and Bach rather than Jello salads.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2016 10:43 PM (3C9q2)

212

*ponders Buick in the garage*
*dammit, I may have to change cars... or churches*

Hold it. Do Lutherans use kneelers, cause that would be a deal-breaker.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:44 PM (HwVbl)

213 184 >> Then stop putting yer dick in it.

Posted by: fixerupper

Teh Horde never disappoints.

I ate many a school lunch growing up, and apparently the only dessert those asswipes could afford to serve involved some version of Jello.

Unlike that cockbite Jason Biggs, who had the luxury of fucking a warm apple pie.

Frickin' yuppie scum.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 10:44 PM (gyKtp)

214 That's kind of taking the tiny house thing to the extreme, isn't it?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2016 10:42 PM (BXC+l)

A few devilled-egg farts, and that tiny house won't be so tiny anymore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 10:44 PM (CUYn5)

215 Jello. Is it me you're lookin' for?

Posted by: Lime Gel Richie at October 31, 2016 10:44 PM (dtWKK)

216 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:43 PM (w+Jhj)

---

How can you not love the Raiders?

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:45 PM (eaeIS)

217 "I loved that show as a kid. I recently rewatched all the episodes on hulu.


Posted by: Stating The Obvious"

They also have U.F.O.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:45 PM (w+Jhj)

218 I loved that show as a kid. I recently rewatched all the episodes on hulu.


Posted by: Stating The Obvious
=====

We broke moms irons shooting them at each other

The Eagles - Lunar Chinooks!

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:45 PM (zu88C)

219 Since I was a kid, I've always had a soft spot for canned fruit cocktail and sliced banana in cherry jello. Even better in black cherry jello.

Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2016 10:45 PM (JSovD)

220 I've never been able to drink more than one glass of eggnog. Even when it's spiked.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


A good thing too considering how damaging it is to goat dicks to extract.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 31, 2016 10:46 PM (v4Dtx)

221
Hold it. Do Lutherans use kneelers, cause that would be a deal-breaker.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:44 PM (HwVbl)

Kneeling optional
Pot luck mandatory

With my knees there is no way to kneel

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:46 PM (voOPb)

222 206 I've never been able to drink more than one glass of eggnog. Even when it's spiked.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 10:41 PM (AetST)

Egg nog is finally starting to show up in the stores again.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2016 10:46 PM (BXC+l)

223 Jello. Is it me you're lookin' for?
Posted by: Lime Gel Richie at October 31, 2016 10:44 PM (dtWKK)
-------1

Thread.
Winner.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:46 PM (JmjOe)

224
They report Her Majesty has something called a "faith life"!!11!!!


I'm willing to lay out some serious coin that she was an Inquisitor who took special pleasure in torture in a past life.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2016 10:46 PM (BK3ZS)

225 They also have U.F.O.


Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:45 PM (w+Jhj)


U.F.O. was awesome. Especially the purple haired chicks.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at October 31, 2016 10:47 PM (cmE8J)

226 "How can you not love the Raiders?

Posted by: Raider Nation"

Never said I didn't. Always had a soft spot for them, ever since the "Immaculate Deception".

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:47 PM (w+Jhj)

227 The two stories that I remember are the one about the receiver that coated himself with Stick-um so much that he caught the ball and let go with his hands, only to have the ball remain stuck to his jersey.

---

Wasn't just the receivers.

Stickum was like Kiwi for soldiers back in the 70s.

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:47 PM (eaeIS)

228 Omigod. Deviled Eggs. My all time favorite buffet food.

I could literally live on deviled eggs.
Posted by: fixerupper
------------

At our quarterly Sunday School potluck, there are *never* deviled eggs left over.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:48 PM (HwVbl)

229 Granted, the NFL banned stickum due to the Raiders "excessive" use of it, but still...

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:48 PM (eaeIS)

230 Cronyism on this blog is all about who gets to pick the Weiners and Luthers these days.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2016 10:48 PM (mvenn)

231 "U.F.O. was awesome. Especially the purple haired chicks.


Posted by: Stating The Obvious"

Livin up to your name there buddy.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:49 PM (w+Jhj)

232 We have 2 foster kids placed as a preadoptive home.

-
We went through that 20+ years ago.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 31, 2016 10:49 PM (Nwg0u)

233

I see youve eaten at my mothers house

Posted by: ThunderB at October 31, 2016 10:49 PM (+GOlG)

234 206 I've never been able to drink more than one glass of eggnog. Even when it's spiked.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 10:41 PM (AetST)

It's like drinking glue. No thanks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:49 PM (0mRoj)

235 236 Cronyism on this blog is all about who gets to pick the Weiners and Luthers these days.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2016 10:48 PM (mvenn)

___

If it doesn't help the Raiders, fuck 'em.

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:49 PM (eaeIS)

236 So...

Where are the Denver fans?

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:50 PM (eaeIS)

237 Have to share this:

Hillary supporter and super-lib Jeffrey Wells of Hollywood Elsewhere, is now complaining about the SJW campaign to basically eliminate the differences between men and women.

(Interestingly, he's commenting on a Vanity Fair article in which singer Adele threw a fit at an interviewer, about her right to not shave her legs.)

http://www.hollywood-elsewhere.com/2016/10/marlene-dietrichs-perfect-legs-talk/

Here's the money:

"I'm sorry but what's next, women with beards? Hairy female legs are profoundly unattractive, the female equivalent of a naked man with large sloping breasts or a schlong the size of a cashew nut. I very much doubt if I'm alone on this.

I noticed a dark-haired woman in shorts on the G train earlier this month, and her legs were as hairy as Omar Sharif's, and right away I inaudibly moaned. I did everything I could to avoid looking in their general direction, but I couldn't think of anything else. Then I began ordering myself to stop thinking like an old fart and get with the program and accept that hairy female legs are the next barrier to fall. Marlene Dietrich would be appalled, of course, but she's dead.

The eventual goal, I realize, is to diminish and eventually eliminate all physical characteristics that are traditionally male or female, and for everyone to just blend into a big politically correct melting pot sexually, racially, gender-wise. It used to be that cows were cows and bulls were bulls, but no more. Just ask the LGBTQs, right, guys?"


Uh, Jeff: you and your "progressive" feminist ilk are *directly* responsible for this bullshit. Don't come crying now that you find you can't tell the women from the men, and have lost the right to even say anything about it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:51 PM (u8kLQ)

238 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:45 PM (w+Jhj)

U.F.O. was awesome. Especially the purple haired chicks.


Posted by: Stating The Obvious

=====
In the FYOO CHERALL WIMMENZ WILL WEAR TIGHT FITTING JUMPSUITS/11 year old Mort

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:51 PM (zu88C)

239 You all remember Martin Luther, who nailed his Theses to the door.

But do you give credit to the guy that stuck his theses under the knocker like a civilized person?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2016 10:51 PM (VdICR)

240 See ya next Monday night.

Khalil Mack is still hungry for some Osweiller...

Those five sacks last year just wasn't enough

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:51 PM (eaeIS)

241 It's like drinking glue. No thanks.


Yeah, but pumpkin spice glue with SoCo. Mmmmmmmm

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (dnWSK)

242 ACNA (Anglican Church of North America).
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 10:36 PM (dtWKK)

My cousin is an Anglican priest. He's also a conservative, an author and musician and a really nice guy.

If his church was around here I'd go to it. More traditional service than most Catholic churches nowadays.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (P8951)

243 Space 1999

-
I liked it better when 1999 was the future.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (Nwg0u)

244 lester hayes, a.k.a. honey bear used stickum by the bucket. and, his hair was perfect. he was a dback.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (KP5rU)

245 U.F.O. was awesome. Especially the purple haired chicks.


Posted by: Stating The Obvious at October 31, 2016 10:47 PM (cmE8J)

And the submarine chicks wearing fishnet! Sylvia Anderson (Lady Penelope) had it going on with her costume designs.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (cmE8J)

246 Kneeling optional
Pot luck mandatory

With my knees there is no way to kneel
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
------------

I've never been able to figure it out, but kneelers hurt my back. It's weird. I can stand all day, sit all day, everything's fine. One minute on a kneeler and my back is killing me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (HwVbl)

247
"Egg nog is finally starting to show up in the stores again."

While picking up a gallon of milk yesterday I spied pumpkin flavored eggnog in the dairy case. You know nothing is safe from pumpkin flavoring anymore.

Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2016 10:53 PM (JSovD)

248 Five sacks in one game.

Osweiller spent more time on his back over at Mile High last year than on his feet when the Mack truck got his eyes on him.

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:53 PM (eaeIS)

249 I liked it better when 1999 was the future.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
----------

I feel the same way about 1984

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:53 PM (HwVbl)

250 Oh, my Anglican priest cousin also teaches NRA gun safety classes.

Like I said, a pretty awesome man of the cloth.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:53 PM (P8951)

251 I just read the piece at CNN about Oma Panzersuit's "faith life" and it didn't sound at all lauditory - ??? Claims she is a Methodist but misrepresented Church doctrine in speeches... They blame the speechwriters!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 10:54 PM (kP16F)

252 Where are the Denver fans?

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:50 PM (eaeIS)


Just waiting. You already know the outcome.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at October 31, 2016 10:54 PM (cmE8J)

253 You know nothing is safe from pumpkin flavoring anymore.
============


In January, pumpkin spice fish sticks and pumpkin spice jello will be half off.


Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:54 PM (zu88C)

254 But do you give credit to the guy that stuck his theses under the knocker like a civilized person?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2016 10:51 PM (VdICR)

Martin Luther was a monk. He didn't have no truck with knockers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 10:54 PM (CUYn5)

255 My cousin is an Anglican priest. He's also a conservative, an author and musician and a really nice guy.

If his church was around here I'd go to it. More traditional service than most Catholic churches nowadays.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (P8951)

Not surprising Donna, as you are good people

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:54 PM (voOPb)

256 253 I love love devil eggs but is there another food that has as high a potential for food poisoning? I can't eat them unless I know who made them and their chain of custody.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 10:53 PM (AetST)


Potato Salad?

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at October 31, 2016 10:54 PM (R5EqA)

257 (Interestingly, he's commenting on a Vanity Fair article in which singer Adele threw a fit at an interviewer, about her right to not shave her legs.)


You earn the right not to shave your legs when you can parallel park for shit.

Until then, you shave your legs, bitch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 10:54 PM (SRKgf)

258 With all the drunken smack talk I'm posting, my Raiders better beat Denver next Monday.

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:55 PM (eaeIS)

259 Wouldn't it be nice if God would release the transcripts of some of Hillary's prayers? OMG...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:55 PM (u8kLQ)

260 As for Jello, I come from the German part of American Lutheranism rather than the Scandi. We're fueled by beer, bratwurst, and Bach rather than Jello salads.
Posted by: Basement Cat

Yeah, me too. Many more German-American Lutherans than all that Scandi horse - puckey.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at October 31, 2016 10:55 PM (S6Pax)

261 For those who like tater tot casserole AND Clint Eastwood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv55K8-CbF8

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 10:55 PM (+lVUW)

262 It's like drinking glue. No thanks.

Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:49 PM (0mRoj)


eggnog is loose pudding....with rum!

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 10:55 PM (3w+CX)

263 Jay, in fairness, Adele's now well more than wealthy enough to hire someone to parallel park for her... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (u8kLQ)

264 266 Wouldn't it be nice if God would release the transcripts of some of Hillary's prayers? OMG...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:55 PM (u8kLQ)

---

Like that evil bitch prays to God.

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (eaeIS)

265
Oh, so is this the terrorist thread?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (LuZz8)

266 Picked up an AR-15, a 20 gauge shotgun, and a small Sig Sauer .380 carry pistol for my wife.

We are ready.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (wfDW1)

Really? Got 1k rounds per caliber? How about a red-dot or suitable scope and a sling?
A rail light or lazer sight for the .380?

NOT READY!

Seriously, getting prepped for the unknown is like starting a Barbie or Pokemon collection.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (kKHcp)

267 256 I liked it better when 1999 was the future.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
----------

I feel the same way about 1984
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:53 PM (HwVbl)

DAMN!!!!!!!
Posted by: Zager & Evans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdSqLfuRN18

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (voOPb)

268 SJWs: The Advocate, a gay magazine, decided that Peter Theil might as well be straight man since he supports Trump. I don't know how getting your gay card revoked is a demotion, unless you are a protected class who isn't repressed. Raging infant ego.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (VdICR)

269 I've never been able to figure it out, but kneelers hurt my back. It's weird. I can stand all day, sit all day, everything's fine. One minute on a kneeler and my back is killing me.

-------------

What.?? You think Im just going to talk to you like your the only one that could hear my voice?

They'll lock you up for that.

Posted by: God at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (JmjOe)

270 eggnog is loose pudding....with rum!
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 10:55 PM (3w+CX)


That doesn't really increase its appeal.

Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:57 PM (0mRoj)

271 Posted by: Insomniac


===

SOM!

Fissin to crash here , brah.

How are you?

Progress?

Options?

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:57 PM (zu88C)

272 270 Jay, in fairness, Adele's now well more than wealthy enough to hire someone to parallel park for her... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (u8kLQ)



Great. Then she can afford to hire someone to shave her legs for her too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 10:57 PM (SRKgf)

273 262 My cousin is an Anglican priest. He's also a conservative, an author and musician and a really nice guy.


My best friend from HS became an Anglican priest. He was as conservative as they came. Turned me on to Limbaugh in the early 90s. He went to the manhattan theological seminary and came out a lefty loon.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:57 PM (dnWSK)

274 266: hillary prays to lucifer. god never heard of the bitch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 10:58 PM (KP5rU)

275 "263 253 I love love devil eggs but is there another food that has as high a potential for food poisoning? I can't eat them unless I know who made them and their chain of custody.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 10:53 PM (AetST)

Potato Salad?"

Chicken salad was the culprit at an office pot luck several years ago. It was so epic it's become an office legend.

Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2016 10:58 PM (JSovD)

276 275 SJWs: The Advocate, a gay magazine, decided that Peter Theil might as well be straight man since he supports Trump. I don't know how getting your gay card revoked is a demotion, unless you are a protected class who isn't repressed. Raging infant ego.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (VdICR)



1966: even a rumor of homosexuality was social poison.

2016: even a rumor of normal sexuality was social poison.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 10:59 PM (SRKgf)

277 I can imagine Granny Cankles praying... In Latin... Backwards!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 10:59 PM (kP16F)

278 Zettai, with her head spinning ALL the way around. OMG...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:59 PM (u8kLQ)

279 Another German - Amer Lutheran checking in.

Potlucks and Synod wars...what fun.

Posted by: browndog at October 31, 2016 10:59 PM (ccfl2)

280 SJWs: The Advocate, a gay magazine, decided that Peter Theil might as well be straight man since he supports Trump.
==

3 snaps up in a circle

mm mm mm

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 11:00 PM (zu88C)

281 Clinton's illegitimate kid shows up at the National Press Club, says his name is Benedetto. Donald Trump's real name is Edmond Dantes.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at October 31, 2016 11:00 PM (J8/9G)

282 Stickum was like Kiwi for soldiers back in the 70s.
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:47 PM (eaeIS)

Why would soldiers use stickum? Serious question.

Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 11:00 PM (Z65m4)

283 Great. Then she can afford to hire someone to shave her legs for her too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 10:57 PM (SRKgf)

Isn't Adele some sort of porky pop singer? Why should I care if she shaves her legs. I don't listen to her music; in fact I doubt I would recognize an Adele song if I heard it played.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:01 PM (CUYn5)

284 Mayo sound like the common ingredient.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:00 PM (AetST)

it is

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:01 PM (voOPb)

285 ISIS' main pressure points for committing terror in the US in 2016:

- Structures, roads and bridges
- Major aqueducts
- Mayonnaise

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 11:01 PM (u8kLQ)

286 Oh, so is this the terrorist thread?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

No, it's

THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

and no one is ready for that!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at October 31, 2016 11:02 PM (S6Pax)

287 Oh golly, there is our family's traditional carrot and pineapple jello salad!! We have that fairly often. We like it and none of us is Lutheran that we know of, although there is one unknown great-grandfather, so maybe . . . .
Also, of interest to nobody but me and possibly Fenelon, the Orthodox Church has never undergone any reformation other than that business in 1054AD when we parted ways with the "Latins" -
(How many Orthodox does it take to change a lightbulb? What is this "change" you speak of?)

Posted by: Miss Sippi at October 31, 2016 11:02 PM (ByoS/)

288
Miracle Whip for the win!

Posted by: God at October 31, 2016 11:02 PM (JmjOe)

289 As for Jello, I come from the German part of American Lutheranism rather
than the Scandi. We're fueled by beer, bratwurst, and Bach rather than
Jello salads.


This. And good genes. I'm a lucky girl.

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:02 PM (6UwHL)

290 Isn't Adele some sort of porky pop singer?
===

Plus-sized

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 11:02 PM (zu88C)

291 292: hillary was at adeles' birthday party, all you need to know about that limey bitch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:02 PM (KP5rU)

292 So am I; even wrote a doctoral dissertation on Dr. Martin. I'm waiting for a major earthquake in the neighborhood of Wittenberg (or maybe a SMOD strike on the ELCA headquarters in Chicago) as evidence of Herr Doktor's displeasure with the current theology-free wusses who dominate the ELCA.

Posted by: Basement Cat


You want a sign? In 2009, as the ELCA convention met to approve a measure allowing homosexuals to serve as clergy, a tornado ripped through the shingles of the church next to the convention center, damaging the steeple, and causing the cross to tip over, so that it was facing upside down. I kid you not.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 11:03 PM (dtWKK)

293 265 >> With all the drunken smack talk I'm posting, my Raiders better beat Denver next Monday.





Posted by: Raider Nation

With all the drunken smack talk I'm making against Jello...

I'll still HATE Jello in the mornin'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 11:03 PM (gyKtp)

294 Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:57 PM (zu88C)

I may have an interview in a couple of weeks, and there a couple of possibilities that have arisen, so we will see what unfolds.

Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 11:03 PM (0mRoj)

295 AOP, what's funnier is that Adele *never* shows her legs anyway; the few times I've made them out, she's wearing black tights. Now we know why I guess.

Unfortunately Adele seems to have lately taken some charm lessons from Jennifer Lawrence. Pretty soon she'll be burning American flags onstage and trying to out-twerk Miley.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 11:03 PM (u8kLQ)

296 "Mayo sound like the common ingredient."

Yup.

Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2016 11:03 PM (JSovD)

297 Good luck Insomiac. I took a test for the state a few weeks ago. Passed with not problem, but I don't think I was the right color.

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:05 PM (6UwHL)

298 I may have an interview in a couple of weeks, and there a couple of possibilities that have arisen, so we will see what unfolds.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds

Dude, everybody's luck changes. It's going to happen.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at October 31, 2016 11:05 PM (S6Pax)

299 304: the only person to out twerk miley is hildebeast.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:06 PM (KP5rU)

300 1966: even a rumor of homosexuality was social poison.

2016: even a rumor of normal sexuality was social poison.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 10:59 PM (SRKgf)

Shoe on head did a funny sketch about this.

1946: Mom, Dad...I'm gay!
Well, off to electroshock therapy for you!

2046: Mom, Dad...I'm straight!
Well, off to electroshock therapy for you!

Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 11:06 PM (0mRoj)

301 "Miracle Whip for the win!"

Damn. I love Miracle Whip.

Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2016 11:06 PM (JSovD)

302 Adele has had a few great songs, and two decent albums by the time she was ?22?

https://youtu.be/rYEDA3JcQqw

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2016 11:06 PM (VdICR)

303 Alas, Baba Ghanouj is really high in food poisoning potential, too. I love the stuff. There's a guy at the local farmer's market who makes a great one, but I've stopped buying it after it (probably) made my wife sick for a week.

Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 11:06 PM (iMxBJ)

304
DAMN!!!!!!!
Posted by: Zager & Evans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdSqLfuRN18
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----------------

"Zager & Evans" would make a hell of a trivia question. I'm not sure I *ever* knew their names. One-hit wonders, too bad.

Wiki:
"In the Year 2525 (Exordium & Terminus)" was written by Richard (Rick) S. Evans.[1] It was registered with the performing rights organization Broadcast Music, Inc.[2] The song warned of the dangers of technology, portraying a future in which the human race was destroyed by its own technological and medical innovations. The last stanza of the song suggests mankind undergoes a continuing cycle of birth, death and rebirth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:06 PM (HwVbl)

305 It's worse because you eventually have to throw away one of the 'Pokemon' and replace it with a fresh one.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 10:58 PM (AetST)

Whuut? I never throw away what I can just as easily take for a canoe ride.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 31, 2016 11:07 PM (kKHcp)

306
I may have an interview in a couple of weeks,
and there a couple of possibilities that have arisen, so we will see
what unfolds.

Posted by: Insomniac

===

Schweet!

A really sharp guy gave me advice. Work out. Exercise ( Walk the dog, ride stationary bike, whatever) everyday.

Get Vitamin D - sunshine.

They can smell depression on you.

This thing that broke for me? It wasn't my exp/creds/edu that they were impressed with.

They thought I was a "good guy" that they wanted to "hang out with" . They would "figure out the position later."

Crazy huh?

Keep me posted. Gotta snooze. Resetting the clock for work mode ya know.

Hasta la carne.


Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 11:08 PM (zu88C)

307 I love love devil eggs but is there another food that has as high a potential for food poisoning? """

This German appetizer made with hamburger and served raw.


http://preview.tinyurl.com/heh4qmn

Posted by: Willy J. at October 31, 2016 11:08 PM (Ha50C)

308 306 Good luck Insomiac. I took a test for the state a few weeks ago. Passed with not problem, but I don't think I was the right color.
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:05 PM (6UwHL)

Thanks. Yeah, "diversity" is a cast-iron bitch. I've been concerned that being too white, too straight and too male may be something of an obstacle.

Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 11:08 PM (0mRoj)

309 I kid you not.

It doesn't surprise me at all. That 2009 decision was a disaster on so many levels.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2016 11:09 PM (3C9q2)

310 Chicken salad and egg salad both have the potential for mass poisoning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:10 PM (ysprU)

311 308 304: the only person to out twerk miley is hildebeast.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:06 PM (KP5rU

That vision is so wrong, so bad. So Chavez!!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:10 PM (voOPb)

312 PS

I am a straight white male.

Your turn?
Is next.

night

Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 11:11 PM (zu88C)

313 I guess you can get a little excited early when you haven't won a Super Bowl since 1984.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 31, 2016 11:11 PM (3myMJ)

314 Those Jello molds? I often think I would have been happier had I been alive in the 1950s, but the food is so much better today.

Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2016 11:11 PM (7qAYi)

315 290 282 "263 253 I love love devil eggs but is there another food that has as high a potential for food poisoning? I can't eat them unless I know who made them and their chain of custody.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 10:53 PM (AetST)

Potato Salad?"

Chicken salad was the culprit at an office pot luck several years ago. It was so epic it's become an office legend.
Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2016 10:58 PM (JSovD)

Mayo sound like the common ingredient.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:00 PM (AetST)


Had a woman bring soup to a carry-in at our house one day. She had made it the night before. Put it in her car while in church the next morning then brought it to our party that afternoon. It was summer. The soup was bubbling from the 'fermentation'.

Temperature control, not ingredients, are the friend or foe.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 11:12 PM (3w+CX)

316 293 Mayo sound like the common ingredient.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:00 PM (AetST)

it is

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:01 PM (voOPb)



Mis Hum, you will of course appreciate this.

They must have used Sam and Ella's Mayonaise.

https://youtu.be/YFiNxdGRAzg

Posted by: buzzion at October 31, 2016 11:12 PM (bMG0w)

317 So where are the people protesting cultural appropriation for Halloween? Speaking of which, how come playing jazz or rap is cultural appropriation, but using penicillin is okay? Medicine is dead white guy mecca.
Media delenda est. But not with pizza. That's too good for them.

Posted by: vivi at October 31, 2016 11:12 PM (11H2y)

318 I guess you can get a little excited early when you haven't won a Super Bowl since 1984.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters.


Or never even been to one. - The Cleveland Browns

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at October 31, 2016 11:12 PM (S6Pax)

319 Goodnight Mortimer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 11:12 PM (0mRoj)

320 324 Those Jello molds? I often think I would have been happier had I been alive in the 1950s, but the food is so much better today.
Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2016 11:11 PM (7qAYi)

Meat, potatoes, veggies and desert. I don't see a problem.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:13 PM (voOPb)

321 Aww. Jello salad, deviled eggs, red cabbage, and pickled herring. It's like I'm home!!

Posted by: Deplorable LASue at October 31, 2016 11:13 PM (wgFcF)

322 Those Jello molds? I often think I would have been happier had I been alive in the 1950s, but the food is so much better today.
Posted by: josephistan
------------

I'm not sure that is true. I often have conversations with folks who agree the much flavor has gone out of some foods, particularly meats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (ysprU)

323 320 ever see her try to climb up a step? she makes mick jagger jealous with the moves she has. looks like st vitas dance unchained.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (KP5rU)

324 305 "Mayo sound like the common ingredient."

Yup.
Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2016 11:03 PM (JSovD)

Sounds like you could give a ... clinic... on it...

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (qf6WZ)

325
I think that, more than jello, cream of mushroom soup is the "go-to" ingredient for casserole dishes.

Green beans, cream of mushroom soup and french fried onions ... yuck.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (BK3ZS)

326 317

Yep. The kicker is it was a court clerk job for an area of law that I have been a paralegal in for almost 20 yrs. I'm not too heart broken. PERA is broke.

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (6UwHL)

327 Not surprising Donna, as you are good people
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:54 PM (voOPb)

As are you, Mis Hum Thanks for the ONT and good night to the Horde.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (P8951)

328
Green beans, cream of mushroom soup and french fried onions ... yuck.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (BK3ZS)


Thanksgiving staple. Love it.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at October 31, 2016 11:15 PM (R5EqA)

329 The Eye-ties in the neighborhood served olives the right way - with the antipasto platter.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:24 PM (P8951)


The right way to serve olives.
Slice a bunch of green olives. Mix them with some mayonaise. Fry up a big ol' hamburger. Grill the bun in the hamburger juice. Put the hamburger on the bottom bun. Put the mayo olive mixture on the hamburger. Top with top bun. Enjoy.
Oops, salt and pepper the hamburger when you cook it. Salt makes everything good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 11:15 PM (+lVUW)

330 "Damn. I love Miracle Whip.

Posted by: Tuna"

And it loves you as well.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 11:15 PM (w+Jhj)

331 Posted by: buzzion at October 31, 2016 11:12 PM (bMG0w)



Awesome, no refrigeration needed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:15 PM (voOPb)

332 I tried my tater tot casserole recipe with Cream of Chicken instead of mushroom.

Not bad, not bad at all.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at October 31, 2016 11:16 PM (R5EqA)

333 ever see her try to climb up a step? she makes mick jagger jealous with the moves she has. looks like st vitas dance unchained.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (KP5rU)

The exoskeleton gets a chatter in it at certain stresses and extensions. Kind of like wheel hop in a drag racer. We're working on it.

Posted by: Hillary's Biomech Team at October 31, 2016 11:16 PM (CUYn5)

334 Green beans, cream of mushroom soup and french fried onions ... yuck.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (BK3ZS)

You're a sad soul arent you?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:17 PM (voOPb)

335 306 Good luck Insomiac. I took a test for the state a few weeks ago. Passed with not problem, but I don't think I was the right color.
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:05 PM (6UwHL)



Learn to feign stupidity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 11:18 PM (SRKgf)

336 Here is some SJW push back. Grandson and his girlfriend dressed up as a hunter and a deer. She was the deer. They ended up at her Gpa's house to help pass out candy.

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:18 PM (6UwHL)

337 343: maybe loosen up the clutch a little. should help the wheel hop. you may have a problem with fumes and shit though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:18 PM (KP5rU)

338 115 Fun fact. My commie church, Episcopal, now you can share communion with the Lutherans.
I guess that means Lutherans also have fag priests?
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (NbJXF)


Well, I'd laugh at you for this, but have you seen what we now have for a pope? He's probably going to cross the border illegally just so he can vote for that commie Hillary and help to destroy organized religion.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 11:18 PM (+lVUW)

339 Had a good night trick or treating. Had a Mario, Hermione, Purple People Eater, and Grim Reaper. Wife was a cowgirl and I was a ghost. Except I was dressed in black and had a ghost at the end of a stick, lighted and moving it around 10 feet off the ground. People really liked it.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 31, 2016 11:19 PM (BS8yt)

340 Oddly I remember jello salads with some fondness--no appetite but fondness. They remind of my Mom.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 31, 2016 11:19 PM (s7hQ/)

341 So where are the people protesting cultural appropriation for Halloween? Speaking of which, how come playing jazz or rap is cultural appropriation, but using penicillin is okay? Medicine is dead white guy mecca.


Basketball: white man's game.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 11:19 PM (SRKgf)

342 336 317

Yep. The kicker is it was a court clerk job for an area of law that I have been a paralegal in for almost 20 yrs. I'm not too heart broken. PERA is broke.
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (6UwHL)

Still, that's very telling.

Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 11:19 PM (0mRoj)

343 118 Some Jerk was handing out Vegan candy, Why for the love of God why.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (dKiJG)


Hates kids would be my guess.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 11:20 PM (+lVUW)

344 Tater tote recipe.

Cook tater totes till crispy

Heat up canned chili (your pick for favorite)

Pour chili over totes

Cover with cheese and microwave for a minute

Top with chopped white onion and jalapeños

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 31, 2016 11:22 PM (BS8yt)

345 I made the mistake of flipping through channels as I turned off the TV and O'Reilly was chatting with Rover. Rove said he didn't think the Weiner email news would have any effect on Clinton and she would still win easily. These guys are desperate or her to win any way she can. Cheating and lying doesn't even phase them. They all need to be horsewhipped.

Posted by: Peggy at October 31, 2016 11:22 PM (HBU7W)

346 Some Jerk was handing out Vegan candy, Why for the love of God why.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (dKiJG)

Hates kids would be my guess.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 11:20 PM (+lVUW)

The little Nikasil cylinder blocks would be crunchy, I reckon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:22 PM (CUYn5)

347 347 343: maybe loosen up the clutch a little. should help the wheel hop. you may have a problem with fumes and shit though.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
----------

Not enough damping in the suspension. Tighten up the valving or increase the viscosity of the damper fluid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:23 PM (ysprU)

348 Stickem?

Posted by: Fred Biletnikoff at October 31, 2016 11:23 PM (cGqiy)

349 351 So where are the people protesting cultural appropriation for Halloween? Speaking of which, how come playing jazz or rap is cultural appropriation, but using penicillin is okay? Medicine is dead white guy mecca


Native Americans culturally appropriated the friggin' WHEEL from the white man.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 11:24 PM (3w+CX)

350 Willowed from the previous thread.

Massive thanks to Danger Girl for getting all those postal match photos posted and so quickly. Besides, she has a fantastic avatar on the site.

One can never have too much gun pron.

Posted by: JTB at October 31, 2016 11:24 PM (V+03K)

351 Tater tote recipe.

Cook tater totes till crispy

Heat up canned chili (your pick for favorite)

Pour chili over totes

Cover with cheese and microwave for a minute

Top with chopped white onion and jalapenos
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 31, 2016 11:22 PM (BS8yt)

Sonic sells this very thing, chili cheese tater tots. Damn good stuff.

Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 11:24 PM (Z65m4)

352 355: have not seen oreally or rove since i cut the cable. fuck those two porky turds. they need to be flushed twice. rove will induce vomiting. why is that clownfucker still relavant?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:25 PM (KP5rU)

353 We'll hear tomorrow that NGU was handing out caramels.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:25 PM (ysprU)

354
344 Green beans, cream of mushroom soup and french fried onions ... yuck.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (BK3ZS)

You're a sad soul arent you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:17 PM (voOPb)


Not at all. Found a better recipe for which I prepare the onions myself, no cream o' whatever soup and the secret ingredient - bacon.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2016 11:25 PM (BK3ZS)

355 Stickum was like Kiwi for soldiers back in the 70s.
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:47 PM (eaeIS)

Why would soldiers use stickum? Serious question.
Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 11:00 PM (Z65m4)

---

*sigh*

Stickum for the Raiders back in the 70s was like kiwi for soldiers.

You never NOT used it.

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 11:25 PM (eaeIS)

356 Massive thanks to Danger Girl for getting all those postal match photos posted and so quickly. Besides, she has a fantastic avatar on the site.

One can never have too much gun pron.
Posted by: JTB
-------------

Wait. Were all of the targets posted?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:26 PM (HwVbl)

357 356 Heh, frozen Nyquil shots. Not sure why that popped in my sick mind.

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:26 PM (6UwHL)

358 clinton news network?

try hitler news network...

hah!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2016 11:26 PM (WTSFk)

359 Native Americans culturally appropriated the friggin' WHEEL from the white man.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 11:24 PM (3w+CX)

Not to mention iron, and everything made from it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:26 PM (CUYn5)

360 358 Stickum?

Posted by: Fred Biletnikoff at October 31, 2016 11:23 PM (cGqiy)

--

Heh.

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 11:26 PM (eaeIS)

361 * clang *

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2016 11:27 PM (WTSFk)

362 357: maybe a couple good year drag slicks mounted on the ass cheeks? or a wheelie bar?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:27 PM (KP5rU)

363 120 I am ashamed to admit, I like jello salad.

I like fruitcake too.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (wfDW1)


There's fruitcake from a place in Texas that's actually good. My late brother, who lived in Texas, would send some to my dad for Christmas. I looked up the bakery online and was shocked at the price. They must use very good ingredients because it didn't have that harsh taste that the cheap stuff has.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 11:28 PM (+lVUW)

364 250 lester hayes, a.k.a. honey bear used stickum by the bucket. and, his hair was perfect. he was a dback.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (KP5rU)


I remember watching a Raider's game back in the day, and Hayes had so much stickum on him, that after he intercepted a pass and gave it to the ref, the ref tried to throw it to another ref and it stuck to his hand.

Not superglue stick, but stuck enough that the ball went straight up i the air.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 11:28 PM (1JnAL)

365 maybe a couple good year drag slicks mounted on the ass cheeks? or a wheelie bar?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:27 PM (KP5rU)

Twerktion-Masters.

(denounces self)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:28 PM (CUYn5)

366 375 perfect.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:29 PM (KP5rU)

367 363 We'll hear tomorrow that NGU was handing out caramels.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:25 PM (ysprU)

He has gone soft on them then. I can think of a half dozen candies that would and could do more damage

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:29 PM (voOPb)

368 *sigh*

Stickum for the Raiders back in the 70s was like kiwi for soldiers.

You never NOT used it.
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 11:25 PM (eaeIS)

*Hangs head in shame*

I blame the lack of whiskey for this obvious fail on my part. I will correct this tomorrow night.

Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 11:29 PM (Z65m4)

369 Not to mention iron, and everything made from it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:26 PM (CUYn5)



Plus ... horses. And firearms. And liquor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 11:29 PM (SRKgf)

370 >>LITTLE ROCK (KATV) - The Little Rock Police Department is working an
active scene at the Clinton Presidential Library for a report of a
shooting.


Yup, all over a blue dress.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 31, 2016 11:29 PM (5huyv)

371 Greg Cosell NFL analyst and a senior producer at NFL Films.

this is from yesterdays broadcast on Cowherds Radio show.

jump to minute:
47:08 on phillip rivers
47:45 on Carr

http://foxsportsradio.iheart.com/media/play/27431823/

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 11:29 PM (eaeIS)

372 Native Americans culturally appropriated the friggin' WHEEL from the white man.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 11:24 PM (3w+CX)

Not to mention iron, and everything made from it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------

The horse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:30 PM (HwVbl)

373 I LOVED the family history told through drink recipes. What a tale of resilience and survival. Makes our current times feel positively tame.

Haven't even begun to read the rest of the content, but for this story alone, thank you, Mis.Hum.!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 31, 2016 11:30 PM (BcNLK)

374 374: i saw that game. ah, the good old days.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:30 PM (KP5rU)

375 369 Native Americans culturally appropriated the friggin' WHEEL from the white man.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 11:24 PM (3w+CX)

Not to mention iron, and everything made from it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:26 PM (CUYn5

Casinos, heap big wampum

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:30 PM (voOPb)

376 Haven't even begun to read the rest of the content, but for this story alone, thank you, Mis.Hum.!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 31, 2016 11:30 PM (BcNLK)

Thanks so much.
To be honest with you that was my favorite story that I came across as I was preparing the ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:31 PM (voOPb)

377 374 250 lester hayes, a.k.a. honey bear used stickum by the bucket. and, his hair was perfect. he was a dback.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (KP5rU)


I remember watching a Raider's game back in the day, and Hayes had so much stickum on him, that after he intercepted a pass and gave it to the ref, the ref tried to throw it to another ref and it stuck to his hand.

Not superglue stick, but stuck enough that the ball went straight up i the air.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 11:28 PM (1JnAL)

--

Ahhhh...those were the days...

Meeting those Raider greats as a wee lass...priceless.

Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 11:32 PM (eaeIS)

378 Wait. Were all of the targets posted?"""

Link in sidebar. Even better the images of the guns used are in the link too.

Posted by: Willy J. at October 31, 2016 11:32 PM (Ha50C)

379 There's fruitcake from a place in Texas that's actually good. My late brother, who lived in Texas, would send some to my dad for Christmas. I looked up the bakery online and was shocked at the price. They must use very good ingredients because it didn't have that harsh taste that the cheap stuff has.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 11:28 PM (+lVUW)

"We never eat fruitcake 'cause fruitcake has rum,

And one little bite turns a man to a bum.

Can you imagine a greater disgrace,

Than a man in the gutter with crumbs on his face?

Away, away with rum, by gum, with rum, by gum, with run, by gum,

Away, away with rum, by gum, it's the song of the Temperance Union"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:32 PM (CUYn5)

380 thanks for the zevon video mis hum. never gets old.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:32 PM (KP5rU)

381 373 There's fruitcake from a place in Texas that's actually good. My late brother, who lived in Texas, would send some to my dad for Christmas. I looked up the bakery online and was shocked at the price. They must use very good ingredients because it didn't have that harsh taste that the cheap stuff has.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 11:28 PM (+lVUW)


Collin Street Bakery, maybe? I think that's the place I ordered from one year. I guess I don't like fruitcake, because I didn't really like it, but I had to admit that I couldn't imagine a better version. Expensive, but the stuff is dense, so maybe not so expensive per pound.

Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 11:34 PM (iMxBJ)

382 Is it wrong for me to hope for a Raiders/Cowboys Superbowl?

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:34 PM (eaeIS)

383 330
Meat, potatoes, veggies and desert. I don't see a problem.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:13 PM (voOPb)


Yeah, but dessert was the Jello salad in the first picture.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 31, 2016 11:35 PM (sdi6R)

384 I'm quite sure everybody has gone way beyond Werewolves of London--but I always liked the song, in fact I had the album. However, Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner was, in my opinion, better. And that's also a song suitable for Halloween.

Zevon also wrote a song called The Hockey Song.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 31, 2016 11:35 PM (s7hQ/)

385 Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 11:25 PM (eaeIS)

Kiwi? I'm familiar with the bird and the fruit, but neither seems correct in context.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2016 11:35 PM (GDulk)

386 Collin Street Bakery, maybe? I think that's the place I ordered from one year. I guess I don't like fruitcake, because I didn't really like it, but I had to admit that I couldn't imagine a better version. Expensive, but the stuff is dense, so maybe not so expensive per pound.

Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 11:34 PM (iMxBJ)

Astronomers are looking in the wrong place for dark matter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:35 PM (CUYn5)

387 393: Yes

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2016 11:35 PM (TBaYV)

388 Is it wrong for me to hope for a Raiders/Cowboys Superbowl?
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:34 PM (eaeIS)

Yes. F%ck Jerry Jones.

Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 11:35 PM (Z65m4)

389 Find it interesting that both teams won their respective games in OT yesterday.

Of course, ours was much more exciting.

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:36 PM (eaeIS)

390 Kiwi? I'm familiar with the bird and the fruit, but neither seems correct in context.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2016 11:35 PM (GDulk)

It is an old, longstanding name in shoe polish.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:37 PM (CUYn5)

391
Not to mention iron, and everything made from it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The horse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


And the iron horse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2016 11:37 PM (IqV8l)

392 363 >> We'll hear tomorrow that NGU was handing out caramels.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Free enterprise --- Ain't it grand?

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 11:37 PM (gyKtp)

393 Kiwi? I'm familiar with the bird and the fruit, but neither seems correct in context.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2016 11:35 PM (GDulk)

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwi_%28shoe_polish%29

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:37 PM (eaeIS)

394 382: the horse.

jello is made from horses hooves. so we come full circle.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2016 11:38 PM (WTSFk)

395 And the iron horse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2016 11:37 PM (IqV8l)

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http://www.zazzle.com/4th_id_iron_horse_bumper_sticker-128208399869128228

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:38 PM (eaeIS)

396 "I love love devil eggs but is there another food that has as high a
potential for food poisoning?"

>>> Potato Salad?


"Chicken salad was the culprit at an office pot luck several years ago. It was so epic it's become an office legend."

I have brought variations of all three to picnics and potlucks.

I'll bring a larger container with a bunch of ice and partially submerge the serving container. Consistent low temps are your friend.


Posted by: torquewrench at October 31, 2016 11:38 PM (noWW6)

397 391: And because they won't admit that, they don't ask the right question: Why are they less advanced?
Answer: Because they killed off all of the possible domesticatable draft animals!

Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:39 PM (NiR1r)

398 399 wouldn't fucking jerrah be like one of the morons here related, like a bag of antlers?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:39 PM (KP5rU)

399 391 Google ' why Indians did not use or invent the wheel' and read all the bullshit excuses because the SJWs can't just accept that the indigenous people may not have been as advanced as the Europeans.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:33 PM (AetST)



Africans never invented writing, preferring the "oral tradition," aka "bullshitting." Also necessarily never invented literature or philosophy, and never invented mathematics, astronomy, or science.

Draw your own inferences.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 11:39 PM (SRKgf)

400 366 ... Mike, Danger Girl has a link at the top of the post in the right hand column. Targets and the guns used to shoot the scores.

Posted by: JTB at October 31, 2016 11:40 PM (V+03K)

401 My problem with traditional fruitcake is that I don't like citron or green maraschino cherries. My M-i-l makes a fruitcake using canned fruit that is allowed to ferment. Very moist and tasty.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2016 11:40 PM (GDulk)

402 406 I'm hoping that a Super Bowl between the Cowboys and the Raiders would have to be cancelled because lack of ticket sales and commercial revenue.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:38 PM (AetST)

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Raiders are 6-2 and the Cowboys are 6-1.

Might want to pay attention and actually watch the games, instead of being a I-don't-know-wtf-I'm-talking-about-but-fuck-the-cowboys-and-raiders-durrr

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:42 PM (eaeIS)

403 409 391: And because they won't admit that, they don't ask the right question: Why are they less advanced?
Answer: Because they killed off all of the possible domesticatable draft animals!
Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:39 PM (NiR1r)



Read Jared Diamond's horseshit (zebrashit?) in exculpating non-whites for their failings. If he expended one-tenth as much energy in exalting whites and Asians for their accomplishments, we'd be considered gods.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 11:42 PM (SRKgf)

404 411: Dinesh D'Souza attacked this particular point in one of his books. Pretty much debunked cultural relativism as as anti Western pap.

Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:42 PM (NiR1r)

405 I have DVD's of the XI and XV Super Bowls. I should watch those.

Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:42 PM (6UwHL)

406 Their's a gay guy at work who just broke up with his boyfriend. He was so upset he drove, virtually non-stop, from Calgary to his mother's place in Nova Scotia.

I guess I should denounce myself for labelling him. I like him. And I supposed getting pissed off at your lover knows no boundaries.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 31, 2016 11:43 PM (s7hQ/)

407 Answer: Because they killed off all of the possible domesticatable draft animals!

Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:39 PM (NiR1r)

Well, moose can be broke to saddle, or to pull wagons, but they won't eat hay. They have to browse. And I think the Cossacks, who did that trick, had prior experience with horses, so had a knowledge base to work from.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:43 PM (CUYn5)

408 Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:37 PM (eaeIS)

Thanks. I remember my dad polishing his shoes when I was little, but it's not something civilians do much I guess.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2016 11:43 PM (GDulk)

409 @410: I momentarily forgot the AoSHQ Style Guide

F%ck Jerry Jones with a barbed pinapple turned sideways.

Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 11:43 PM (Z65m4)

410 Oh,

You also have no fucking clue about the Raider Nation nor the fanbase of the Cowboys.

Durr.

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:43 PM (eaeIS)

411 417 I have DVD's of the XI and XV Super Bowls. I should watch those.
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:42 PM (6UwHL)

what do you call a MN Viking with a Super Bowl ring?


A thief

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:43 PM (voOPb)

412 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793135602631897088

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793135835784896513

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793135972053647361

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793136097685569537

Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2016 11:44 PM (Ya7zs)

413 Question: How long will it take Queen FAB to claim that The Donald is receiving secret messages from the Kremlin via a chip implanted in his brain?

Or that his eyes are wired up to a device that televises everything he sees and hears to Moscow?

/I feel as if I should post this on HuffPo...

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 31, 2016 11:44 PM (hqqM5)

414 The foster system in the US is a disgrace. In a lot of places if you're white you're the enemy. Add in the rampant corruption where social workers place kids with the worker's relatives and take a kickback from the money the state pays to the foster parent, sexual, physical, and emotional abuse, and years of moving from one home to another without any permanence, and the whole system needs to be burned to the ground.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 31, 2016 11:45 PM (FYrz1)

415 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics - 2

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793136216980021249

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793136351499677696

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793136460362833921

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793136571176390656

Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2016 11:45 PM (Ya7zs)

416
what do you call a MN Viking with a Super Bowl ring?


A thief
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:43 PM (voOPb)

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1976_NFL_season

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:46 PM (eaeIS)

417 NYTimes:
Law enforcement officials say that none of the investigations so far have found any link between Mr. Trump and the Russian government. And even the hacking into Democratic emails, F.B.I. and intelligence officials now believe, was aimed at disrupting the presidential election rather than electing Mr. Trump...

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 31, 2016 11:46 PM (e8kgV)

418 Yeah, I'm so gonna believe the NYT.

Yup.

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:47 PM (eaeIS)

419 415: I saw a video on Youtube making this point. The guy kept dancing around the point that the indians got bitchslapped by europeans because of their own stupid decisions when they first colonized the americas 10000 years ago. Not all cultures are created equal. Whats particularly gobsmacking are the incans. Thy had access to a perfectly good draft animal in the llama. They never took advantage of it the way they could have.

Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:47 PM (NiR1r)

420 426 Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:39 PM (NiR1r)
Their answer is they only had the bison.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:45 PM (AetST)



Bonus question: what did the Japanese have? Apart from 100 million intelligent, highly industrious people, who 50 years after first contact with Europeans successfully kicked a European power's ass?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 11:48 PM (SRKgf)

421 Ok just cannot stand the msm anymore they are completely unhinged

Posted by: lousagirl at October 31, 2016 11:48 PM (9plvG)

422 Building an practical wheel requires a bit technologic sophistication... Try building an actual, load-bearing wheel with stone tools!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 11:48 PM (kP16F)

423 I love f*cking Science.

Posted by: dyslexic fan of Scientisticianeers at October 31, 2016 11:48 PM (34w4S)

424 426: Yeah. Good luck domesticating those giant SOBs without a horse!

Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:49 PM (NiR1r)

425 Fuck off. My point is I don't care if there is another NFL game is ever played again.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:48 PM (AetST)

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Did I hurt your feelings?

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:49 PM (eaeIS)

426 Their answer is they only had the bison.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:45 PM (AetST)

There were horses, and camels, and mammoths in North America contemporary with early human settlers. Who killed and ate them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:49 PM (CUYn5)

427 Here is some SJW push back. Grandson and his girlfriend dressed up as a hunter and a deer. She was the deer. They ended up at her Gpa's house to help pass out candy.

Posted by: Infidel


And Hillary Duff apologized because she and her boyfriend were dressed like a Pilgrim and Indian at a halloween party. I guess the offense is that the Indian costume (her boyfriend) was appropriation?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 11:50 PM (dtWKK)

428
Question: How long will it take Queen FAB to claim that The Donald is receiving secret messages from the Kremlin via a chip implanted in his brain?

Hot Air is linking a Mother Jones (!) article that sounds about like that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2016 11:50 PM (IqV8l)

429 426 Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:39 PM (NiR1r)

Their answer is they only had the bison.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:45 PM (AetST


Hello?

Posted by: Lllama, llama, ding dang at October 31, 2016 11:50 PM (3w+CX)

430 Ahhhh...those were the days...

Meeting those Raider greats as a wee lass...priceless.
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 11:32 PM (eaeIS)


My dad and I watched the early Redskin's game, then watched the 4PM ET NBC game which was always an AFC West game back then. The AFC West really showcased the "AFL style" of football.

Lester Hayes may have had the stickum, but on the Redskins Billy Kilmer had fried chicken grease.

He and Theisman were battling it out for the starting QB position, and Theisman won it. Kilmer responded by bringing a bucket of KFC out to the bench and eating it during the game.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 11:50 PM (1JnAL)

431 436 Building an practical wheel requires a bit technologic sophistication... Try building an actual, load-bearing wheel with stone tools!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 11:48 PM (kP16F)



When was that first done in Europe/Asia Minor? Antiquity, right?

There ya go.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 11:50 PM (SRKgf)

432 No, I want to update my comment,the msm are fucking crazy

Posted by: lousagirl at October 31, 2016 11:50 PM (9plvG)

433 Bonus question: what did the Japanese have? Apart from 100 million
intelligent, highly industrious people, who 50 years after first contact
with Europeans successfully kicked a European power's ass?
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Bushido?

Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2016 11:50 PM (3Liv/)

434 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 11:50 PM (1JnAL)

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Heh.

Yep.

Watching with my dad was the highlight of my week.

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:51 PM (eaeIS)

435 Whats particularly gobsmacking are the incans. Thy had access to a perfectly good draft animal in the llama. They never took advantage of it the way they could have.


Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:47 PM (NiR1r


Heh. And they had a ROUND calendar!

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 11:51 PM (3w+CX)

436 Link in sidebar. Even better the images of the guns used are in the link too.
Posted by: Willy J.
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Some neat hardware over there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:51 PM (HwVbl)

437 I like fruitcake too.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (wfDW1)


Fruitcake is the cornerstone of civilization. No, really! Look at any modern building, right there at the bottom corner is a fruitcake dated 1826.

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2016 11:52 PM (fQViH)

438 Whats particularly gobsmacking are the incans. Thy had access to a perfectly good draft animal in the llama. They never took advantage of it the way they could have.

Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:47 PM (NiR1r)

The Charge of the Llama Cavaliers

On Cuddles, on Squeaky, on Fluffy, on Curly!


on second thought...

Posted by: Alfred, Lord Tennyson at October 31, 2016 11:53 PM (CUYn5)

439 419: Yeah, however the areas where moose were most common were not areas of high population density. High population density is a key stimulus to domestication of possible draft animals imho. Also, the cossacks had horses to help corral them

Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:53 PM (NiR1r)

440 "Bonus question: what did the Japanese have? Apart from 100 million
intelligent, highly industrious people, who 50 years after first contact
with Europeans successfully kicked a European power's ass?"

A whole lot of "cultural appropriation".

Note that the Japanese government dignitaries who came onto the deck of the _Missouri_ in 1945 to sign the instruments of surrender weren't wearing kimonos, nor samurai armor. They were wearing European formal dress.

Posted by: torquewrench at October 31, 2016 11:53 PM (noWW6)

441 By far the best poll I've ever seen. SFW

https://i.sli.mg/7c2sym.jpg

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 11:53 PM (DurKO)

442 Question: How long will it take Queen FAB to claim that The Donald is receiving secret messages from the Kremlin via a chip implanted in his brain?


Hot Air is linking a Mother Jones (!) article that sounds about like that.
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OMG.

I just totally made up the most obnoxious, stupid thing I could think of. I can't believe that the so called media has said something so bizarre.

Next prediction:

Hillary Tweets Donald Trump is a psychopath who is selling US secrets to our enemies in the Middle East.

/kids, that's called "psychological projection." It will be on the test.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 31, 2016 11:53 PM (hqqM5)

443 50 years after first contact with Europeans successfully kicked a European power's ass?

Well, it was just Russia.

Posted by: the power of vodka compels you at October 31, 2016 11:54 PM (34w4S)

444
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:48 PM (AetST)

Enough of the personal attacks.
Or you will have a time out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:55 PM (voOPb)

445 that stabler is not in the hall of fame is a fucking joke. warren sapp yup. snake nope. fuck the nfl with a pineapple sideways. the hall of fame is an embarrassment to fans everywhere. means nothing when politics overrules performance.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:55 PM (KP5rU)

446 Before I even get into the ONT content,
Hello.

And, why are eggs so cheap these days? Like , 59 cents per dozen cheap.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at October 31, 2016 11:55 PM (5ebrm)

447 And Hillary Duff apologized because she and her boyfriend were dressed like a Pilgrim and Indian at a halloween party. I guess the offense is that the Indian costume (her boyfriend) was appropriation?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 11:50 PM (dtWKK)


The Pilgrim costume was also labeled "disrespectful" because, fuck who knows. But the SJW's were also upset at that because Pilgrims must have killed everyone or something.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 11:56 PM (1JnAL)

448 Well, it really wasn't first contact. Remember they had contact with Dutch traders that entire time

Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:56 PM (NiR1r)

449 I think it's possible to make your point without telling someone to "eff off"

Is it?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 31, 2016 11:56 PM (d76uN)

450 The most important attribute to being an advanced culture is readily available alcoholic beverages. The wheel makes way more sense when you are spinning in your bed.

Posted by: Willy J. at October 31, 2016 11:56 PM (Ha50C)

451 Aww, thank you Misanthropic Humanitarian. I appreciate the ending to this ONT having a reference to Circular 230. Eventually I will leave the den of evil and no longer worry about Circular 230 and related crap. Today is not that day, though.

Posted by: Smelly Kat at October 31, 2016 11:57 PM (r8iE9)

452 And, why are eggs so cheap these days? Like , 59 cents per dozen cheap.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at October 31, 2016 11:55 PM (5ebrm)

Big Chicken is trying to force Egg Beaters out of business.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:57 PM (CUYn5)

453 "Two heads are better than one, particularly when one of them belongs to a llama!", said no one ever!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 11:57 PM (kP16F)

454
And, why are eggs so cheap these days? Like , 59 cents per dozen cheap.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at October 31, 2016 11:55 PM (5ebrm)


The Great Avian Virus purge of 2015 left a void to be filled to the brim by a billion new baby chicks free of this scurge.

A billion and 7. We have 7 hens a-laying.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 11:58 PM (3w+CX)

455 Jello is kiddie food. Once you get past a certain age, it's just gross.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (dtWKK)


Once you get past a certain age, Jell-O is colonoscopy prep 'food'. After prepping for a colonoscopy, you may want to adjust your definition for 'gross'.

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2016 11:58 PM (fQViH)

456 Well, moose can be broke to saddle,
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Wait... are you saying that I can buy a saddle-broken moose?

*ponders*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:58 PM (HwVbl)

457 459 that stabler is not in the hall of fame is a fucking joke...
Posted by: chavez the hugo
------------------'

Didn't Snake get inducted in the last year or so?
Finally.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at October 31, 2016 11:58 PM (5ebrm)

458 459 that stabler is not in the hall of fame is a fucking joke. warren sapp yup. snake nope. fuck the nfl with a pineapple sideways. the hall of fame is an embarrassment to fans everywhere. means nothing when politics overrules performance.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:55 PM (KP5rU)

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He was inducted this year. A year after his death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_8IUPTwEM0

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:59 PM (eaeIS)

459
Bonus question: what did the Japanese have?

Samurai Optometrist

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2016 11:59 PM (IqV8l)

460 464 The most important attribute to being an advanced culture is readily available alcoholic beverages. The wheel makes way more sense when you are spinning in your bed.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 31, 2016 11:56 PM (Ha50

I always preferred the garbage can/wastebasket to be near by rather than a wheel

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (voOPb)

461 The great legend John Madden presents Ken Stabler into the 2016 Hall of Fame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_8IUPTwEM0

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (eaeIS)

462 Megyn Kelly is all over the WSJ article about FBI civil war, blocked Foundation investigation and wikileaks about foreign donors.

Ace is officially living in MeAgain's head and controlling her thoughts and actions.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (DurKO)

463 464: Well, the Sumerians and the Egyptians were big beer drinking civilizations...
Hell, the Sumerians had not 1 but 2 goddesses patronize the brewer. It was also the only divinely patronized occupation in Sumer.

Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (NiR1r)

464 If Trump is elected, he's gonna force womyns to shave their legs!111!!!

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (DW+jj)

465 Here is some SJW push back. Grandson and his girlfriend dressed up as
a hunter and a deer. She was the deer. They ended up at her Gpa's house
to help pass out candy.



Posted by: Infidel



And Hillary Duff apologized because she and her boyfriend were
dressed like a Pilgrim and Indian at a halloween party. I guess the
offense is that the Indian costume (her boyfriend) was appropriation?


She's an idiot. I'm so sick of this crap.

Posted by: Infidel at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (6UwHL)

466 459 chavez. RAIDERS

Posted by: lousagirl at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (9plvG)

467 "The most important attribute to being an advanced culture is readily
available alcoholic beverages. The wheel makes way more sense when you
are spinning in your bed."

Also, "Oh, [local deity], am I ever hung over. And I have to lug a load of muck from my hovel all the way to the other side of the village this morning. [pause] Hey, wait a minute here!"

Posted by: torquewrench at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (noWW6)

468 The most important attribute to being an advanced culture is readily available alcoholic beverages.

Maybe. But the Aztecs had psychotropics. They should've been inventing rocket engines and writing "Go Ask Alice".

Posted by: instead of hacking hearts out of virgins and playing skull-basketball at November 01, 2016 12:01 AM (34w4S)

469 Seriously after two posts telling me I don't know what the fuck I'm taking about? I'll give myself a time out.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:58 PM (AetST)

We've been having a good time tonight.
There is no need to tell someone to F off.

You are free to stay and ignore the football discussion

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2016 12:01 AM (voOPb)

470 Apart from 100 million intelligent, highly industrious people, who 50 years after first contact with Europeans successfully kicked a European power's ass?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Err, wasn't 100 million then (closer to 35mill,) and their 'first contact' was in the 1500's with shipwrecked Portuguese. (though some believe that other 'westerners' had traveled there before but no record of their travels remains. )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2016 12:02 AM (v4Dtx)

471 Some neat hardware over there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:51 PM (HwVbl)
Very neat and "diverse" (proper use of the word).

Posted by: Willy J. at November 01, 2016 12:02 AM (Ha50C)

472 And Hillary Duff apologized because she and her boyfriend were
dressed like a Pilgrim and Indian at a halloween party. I guess the
offense is that the Indian costume (her boyfriend) was appropriation?


Did he go as Chief Thrusting Bull?

http://somethingpositive.net/sp02202002.shtml

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 01, 2016 12:02 AM (FYrz1)

473 i must have missed snakes' induction. pretty much quit giving a fuck about the nfl when goober goodel took over. sorry about the fuck up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 01, 2016 12:04 AM (KP5rU)

474 I feel a potluck coming on ........

Posted by: Emmie at November 01, 2016 12:04 AM (xVuS6)

475 Mis Hum,

It's all good.

Some folks don't like football.

I get that.

That said, Seb is an asshole of the nth degree.

I'll shut up now.

bbiaf

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 01, 2016 12:04 AM (eaeIS)

476 Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 01, 2016 12:04 AM (eaeIS)

And you know the rules as well.
No personal attacks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2016 12:05 AM (voOPb)

477 470 If Trump is elected, he's gonna force womyns to shave their legs!111!!!
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (DW+jj)

And make sammies and homemade fresh tendies.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 12:05 AM (DurKO)

478 Kenny Stabler is not in the Hall of Fame?
WTF?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 01, 2016 12:05 AM (Nox3c)

479 oh geez, I'm fighting a rearguard action over at Althouse and Legal Insurrection against the speech nazis.

Please don't go wobbly Ace, you're our only hope.

Posted by: Senator Leia Organa, Alderaan at November 01, 2016 12:05 AM (D9pWJ)

480 Epic Ont Mh.

Thank You. Plus 3.14

The WV Kingdom could actualize upliftin an improvin quality of life for its Citizens if the green was intelligently sanctioned.

In a society/culture that sanctions/validates/encourages drinkin booze....how is that plant illegal? Logic need not apply.

Only in Hordetaclur reality Would WV Leaders give enough of a fuck to genuinely try to help their tribe.

Hope the Plenty had a ghoul one last night....





Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 01, 2016 12:06 AM (5tNd8)

481 476 Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 01, 2016 12:04 AM (eaeIS)

And you know the rules as well.
No personal attacks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2016 12:05 AM (voOPb)

---

Which is why I'm heading outdoors for a walk.

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 01, 2016 12:07 AM (eaeIS)

482 Bushido?
Posted by: Methos


That's the handle I use when I sext dick pics to Jennifer Lopez.

Posted by: Jeb at November 01, 2016 12:07 AM (mBYZv)

483 FFS, SNAKE IS IN THE HOF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_8IUPTwEM0

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 01, 2016 12:08 AM (eaeIS)

484
That's the handle I use when I sext dick pics to Jennifer Lopez.
Posted by: Jeb at November 01, 2016 12:07 AM (mBYZv)

Not El Shorto?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2016 12:08 AM (voOPb)

485 Kenny Stabler is in the HoF. They waited till after he died but he's in. In fact he went in this year.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 01, 2016 12:08 AM (TBaYV)

486 *flips bird to Seb on the way out*

Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 01, 2016 12:09 AM (eaeIS)

487 . Whats particularly gobsmacking are the incans. Thy had access to a perfectly good draft animal in the llama. They never took advantage of it the way they could have.

They DID conquer the Andes. As in, almost all of it, from the Equator to the middle of Chile

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2016 12:11 AM (6FqZa)

488 F*** the NFL. Get rid of the PC BS or die AFAIC.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 01, 2016 12:11 AM (hVdx9)

489 good night everybody. time to go before i throw another epic fuck up out there. and, fuck the cowboys.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 01, 2016 12:12 AM (KP5rU)

490 "Whats particularly gobsmacking are the incans. Thy had access to a perfectly good draft animal in the llama. They never took advantage of it the way they could have."

You would like the book "Guns, Germs and Steel"

Short version is that European Civ was superior, not due to racial inferiority of their conquests, but for 5 reasons:
1) whether your home continent runs north-south or east-west. Yah, I though that was stupid till I heard the explantion.
2) whether you domesticated animals, the close proximity to animal disease vectors giving you sickness but then immunity
3) i forget the others, but good book. Check it out.

Posted by: Fen at November 01, 2016 12:13 AM (D9pWJ)

491 461--- The great legend John Madden presents Ken Stabler into the 2016 Hall of Fame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_8IUPTwEM0
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (eaeIS)
------------------------------------
Ahhhh.
That's a nifty tribute video.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 01, 2016 12:13 AM (Nox3c)

492 Peter Watson ("The Great Divide") > Jared Diamond.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2016 12:14 AM (6FqZa)

493 Did a vehicle come from somewhere out there just to land in the Andes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2016 12:14 AM (IqV8l)

494 Here in AZ we don't do that spring forward or fall back crap.


THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND US!!!!


Just sayin'

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cow bell!' at November 01, 2016 12:15 AM (76Nj2)

495 Before the Inca, there was the "Moche"... I've read their art depicts an abundance of sodomy thus they've become the darlings of academics as an "advanced" society!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 01, 2016 12:16 AM (kP16F)

496 They DID conquer the Andes. As in, almost all of it, from the Equator to the middle of Chile

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2016 12:11 AM (6FqZa)

But their entire communication/transportation infrastructure was based upon human runners. And some boats.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 12:16 AM (CUYn5)

497 The Snake has been on TripleD with Gay Fieri more than once. Tailgating with fans, even.
He'd always seemed like a cool guy to me.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 01, 2016 12:16 AM (5ebrm)

498 Doubling down is the only thing that works on SJWs. If they tell you that the native american costume is offensive, you ask them "how?".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 12:16 AM (VdICR)

499 230
They report Her Majesty has something called a "faith life"!!11!!!

I'm willing to lay out some serious coin that she was an Inquisitor who took special pleasure in torture in a past life.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2016 10:46 PM (BK3ZS)

Probably English, during the reign of The Lord Protector.

Posted by: Dominic at November 01, 2016 12:17 AM (brIR5)

500 498 Doubling down is the only thing that works on SJWs. If they tell you that the native american costume is offensive, you ask them "how?".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 12:16 AM (VdICR)

And ask if they are Indian. If they say no then scream STFU!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cow bell!' at November 01, 2016 12:18 AM (76Nj2)

501 490: I've been meaning to pick it up actually. I like how he paralleled the fates of Japan and the British and ultimately showed the difference to be related to the fact that the mainland is visible on a clear day in Britain, not so much in Japan.

Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:18 AM (NiR1r)

502 I wonder what the cut off for entry to the Hangover bar is? .27 to get in....but where do they drawl the line?

Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 01, 2016 12:18 AM (5tNd8)

503 -
498
Doubling down is the only thing that works on SJWs. If they tell you
that the native american costume is offensive, you ask them "how?".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 12:16 AM
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I'm guessing you hold up one hand while you say it?

Posted by: irright at November 01, 2016 12:18 AM (vqzjE)

504 Guns, Germs and Steel is a Just-So Story for self-flagellating
"liberals". It leaves no room for human genius or agency. Everything
happens because of the natural environment in which it happens.

Posted by: Jared Diamond is not nearly as smart as he pretends to be at November 01, 2016 12:19 AM (34w4S)

505 494 Here in AZ we don't do that spring forward or fall back crap.


THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND US!!!!


Just sayin'
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cow bell!' at November 01, 2016 12:15 AM (76Nj2

Except for the Soveriegn Navajo Nation.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 01, 2016 12:20 AM (brIR5)

506 Bonus question: what did the Japanese have? Apart from 100 million intelligent, highly industrious people, who 50 years after first contact with Europeans successfully kicked a European power's ass?

They also taught Marco Polo how to make pizza. That's another invention that we stole from them apart from modular arithmetic.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 01, 2016 12:21 AM (dtWKK)

507 Comment check.

Posted by: tbodie at November 01, 2016 12:23 AM (Z65m4)

508 I thought it was spaghetti what Polo stole from the Japanese...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 01, 2016 12:23 AM (kP16F)

509 496: Exactly. And they never developed writing. Their biggest advantage over their neighbors was their mastery of bronze metallurgy. Their ultimate flaw was the same as that of the Aztecs: They were conquest states, not true stable empires: eg, Rome, Han China, Persia, etc. Introduce a small technologically advanced and diplomatically savvy military force to such an environment and the conquest state collapses like a house of cards.

Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:24 AM (NiR1r)

510 Doubling down is the only thing that works on SJWs. If they tell you that the native american costume is offensive, you ask them "how?".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 12:16 AM (VdICR)

"Why are you offended on behalf of the Indians? Did they ask you to take offense on their behalf? No? Well, then isn't that cultural appropriation right there?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 12:24 AM (CUYn5)

511 And it's bedtime. Good night y'all.

Posted by: tbodie at November 01, 2016 12:25 AM (Z65m4)

512 "Bonus question: what did the Japanese have? Apart from 100 million intelligent, highly industrious people, who 50 years after first contact with Europeans successfully kicked a European power's ass?"

A whole lot of "cultural appropriation".



"Cultural appropriation," aka "intelligence." Adopt what works, shitcan what doesn't.

The Japanese in 1858 thought, "Holy shit, we've gotta get off the toilet seat!" and got going. Fifty years later, Japan was a world power.

The Africans in 1880 thought, " ". And 130 years later, they thought " ".

Upshot: in 2016, we have Peace Corps volunteers teaching Africans how to dig wells; how many Peace Corps volunteer are in Japan?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2016 12:25 AM (SRKgf)

513 I'm not sure that is true. I often have conversations with folks who agree the much flavor has gone out of some foods, particularly meats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (ysprU)


I can't argue with the meat part. Meat is so bland today, hence (a culturally appropriated 'hence', of course) the big deal with 'rubs'.

I remember as a kid a banana tasting like, well, a banana. The last couple of times I've bought bananas, they tasted like the chlorine in the water I accidentally swallowed when swimming in a pool.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 12:26 AM (fQViH)

514 "3) i forget the others, but good book. Check it out."

If I recall my Diamond, one of the explanations is whether the geography admitted of good natural harbors.

Oh, yes, of course. The Dutch became great sea voyagers because Amsterdam, left to its own original devices, un-dredged and un-diked, is *such* a superb natural harbor.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 01, 2016 12:27 AM (noWW6)

515 I've been meaning to pick it up actually. I like how he paralleled the fates of Japan and the British and ultimately showed the difference to be related to the fact that the mainland is visible on a clear day in Britain, not so much in Japan.

Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:18 AM (NiR1r)

The Japanese knew there was a continent nearby. They came from it. And they always had ships of some kind. So that analysis doesn't hold water.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 12:27 AM (CUYn5)

516 512: There's one thing thats undeniably true about the Japanese: They know when to swallow their pride. That trait saved them from China and India's fate.

Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:27 AM (NiR1r)

517 510 Doubling down is the only thing that works on SJWs. If they tell you that the native american costume is offensive, you ask them "how?".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 12:16 AM (VdICR)

"Why are you offended on behalf of the Indians? Did they ask you to take offense on their behalf? No? Well, then isn't that cultural appropriation right there?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 12:24 AM (CUYn5)

Perfect. Stealing it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cow bell!' at November 01, 2016 12:27 AM (76Nj2)

518 There were horses, and camels, and mammoths in North America contemporary with early human settlers. Who killed and ate them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:49 PM (CUYn5)



Long after the Commanche were gone their trail from Mexico to Canada could easily be followed by the massive amount of bones littering the way.

Posted by: Fred Biletnikoff at November 01, 2016 12:28 AM (c10sF)

519 Jackal, I was mentioning last night that Pizarro's lies about conquering the Inca by himself were lies, and he had help from native allies. That means the other South Americans hated the Incas' guts.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2016 12:28 AM (6FqZa)

520 515: He was hitting upon the psychological effect of it being visable, I think. And that's not exactly a small thing.

Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:28 AM (NiR1r)

521 I've read that after the Peace Corps leaves a village and its new well, the villagers tear it out to sell it as scrap...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 01, 2016 12:29 AM (kP16F)

522 459 that stabler is not in the hall of fame is a fucking joke. warren sapp yup. snake nope. fuck the nfl with a pineapple sideways. the hall of fame is an embarrassment to fans everywhere. means nothing when politics overrules performance.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:55 PM (KP5rU)


The fact he was only inducted after he passed away is a crime.

For it to take Ray Guy as long as it did to make the Hall, it shows that the voters (writers) don't know shit.

Brian Mitchell is #2 in NFL history in All Purpose Yards, second only to Jerry Rice, with 23,330 yards. Rice has 23,540 yards in 5 more seasons. 6 of the top 10 are in the Hall, 2 are still playing, 1 has 1 more year till he is eligible. Yet Mitchell isn't in the Hall even though he broke Walter Payton's record by 1500 yards.

The Hall only seems to get it right when the Veterans' Committee votes on them much later.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 12:29 AM (1JnAL)

523
Upshot: in 2016, we have Peace Corps volunteers teaching Africans how to dig wells

You would think that knowledge would at least get passed down with the oral history thing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2016 12:29 AM (IqV8l)

524 519: Yeah, that's what I'm getting at. They were a conquest state, and therefore ripe to be conquered by the Spanish, not unlike the Aztecs.

Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:30 AM (NiR1r)

525 The Hall only seems to get it right when the Veterans' Committee votes on them much later.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 12:29 AM (1JnAL)

The fact that Jerry Kramer #64 of the GB Packers is not in is a crime.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2016 12:30 AM (voOPb)

526 Moose with a saddle?
Would have to see it.
Moose are dangerous critters, they kill way more humans than bears.
There is a youtube vid of a guy with a gopro on his head, he is on snowmobile.
He comes across a moose, throttles down.
The moose charges him, antlers down.
He pulls his sidearm and fires about 3 in to the moose.
The moose falls, then gets up, charges again.
Do not mess with moose.

Posted by: navybrat at November 01, 2016 12:31 AM (w7KSn)

527 Also as far as literacy goes, Pizarro couldn't read or write either. He was a damn slob from the shittiest part of Spain, which was (and is) not the best part of Europe.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2016 12:32 AM (6FqZa)

528 Here's an example of a "low information engineer", that I just stumbled across. He's trying to upgrade his compressor. He has no idea what he's doing. This is very long, but skim through it and you'll come to some good parts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_MV0d-28Xg

He buys a new pump, and a new motor. He has no idea about what speed the pump should run at (usually a range, depending on what HP you can manage vs the CFM you want to drive), nor the fact that motors come in different speed, and you choose the motor based on the speed you're shooting for vs what pulley sizes you manage.

He has no idea about unloaders, and how one needs copper tubing on the high temp output of a compressor.

He has a 3600ish RPM motor, 5HP trying to turn the thing, and it's obviously too fast. He notes the motor gets hot and seems to be pulling too much current, and is not sure why. Note the huge pulley he puts on the motor. This is low information engineering, LIE.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 01, 2016 12:32 AM (DW+jj)

529 521 I've read that after the Peace Corps leaves a village and its new well, the villagers tear it out to sell it as scrap...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 01, 2016 12:29 AM (kP16F)

BIL electrical engineeer, did volunteer work to set up generators for electricity. Yup. Left. Cannibalized for parts. Sold.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cow bell!' at November 01, 2016 12:32 AM (76Nj2)

530 You would like the book "Guns, Germs and Steel"

Short version is that European Civ was superior, not due to racial inferiority of their conquests, but for 5 reasons:
1) whether your home continent runs north-south or east-west. Yah, I though that was stupid till I heard the explantion.
2) whether you domesticated animals, the close proximity to animal disease vectors giving you sickness but then immunity
3) i forget the others, but good book. Check it out.

Posted by: Fen at November 01, 2016 12:13 AM (D9pWJ)



The book is retrospective shit. Every culture faced challenges. Some overcame them, some were overcome by them.

The bottom line: the cultures that throve do well on IQ tests today. Those that didn't, don't. And liberals notwithstanding, contemporary IQ tests are not culturally loaded. Native Chinese crush American IQ tests, doing even better than native-born Americans, despite the linguistic barrier. That's tough to explain.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2016 12:32 AM (SRKgf)

531 Mike Hammer, Rick Z,


Is it possible that our taste buds are dying off as we get older and more curmudgeonly?
The food is still tasty, but we ain't?

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 01, 2016 12:33 AM (5ebrm)

532 I'm guessing you hold up one hand while you say it?
Posted by: irright at November 01, 2016 12:18 AM (vqzjE)


Yes exactly. I think Milo has got it right that you demonstrate that you can strike at their sense of outrage at will, and that you will think it's funny and clever. They became the way they are on the idea that their fragility gives them some leverage. Once they experience the liability of it, they will want to make it go away. I doubt their psychologist do them this service.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 12:33 AM (VdICR)

533 He was hitting upon the psychological effect of it being visable, I think. And that's not exactly a small thing.

Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:28 AM (NiR1r)

France is only visible from a tiny part of England near Dover, and only on a clear day. So I really doubt the visibility of the French coast from Dover loomed large on the psyche of early Britons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 12:34 AM (CUYn5)

534 The bottom line: the cultures that throve do well on IQ tests today. Those that didn't, don't. And liberals notwithstanding, contemporary IQ tests are not culturally loaded. Native Chinese crush American IQ tests, doing even better than native-born Americans, despite the linguistic barrier. That's tough to explain.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2016 12:32 AM (SRKgf)

Sounds racist to me.

And for real, good nite.

Posted by: tbodie at November 01, 2016 12:35 AM (Z65m4)

535 He has no idea about unloaders, and how one needs copper tubing on the high temp output of a compressor.

Jared Diamond would tell you he was just born in the wrong part of the world.

Posted by: makes sense! what's the Internet? at November 01, 2016 12:36 AM (34w4S)

536 527: Really, at the time, the two things the Spanish were good at were warfare and diplomatic skullduggary. Which figures: they had been doing that with the Muslims for close to 1000 years and had just (literally 20-30 years in the past) reconqured the peninsula. The indians had the shit luck to run into the one group of people who were best equipped to conquer them and were the most motivated.

Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:38 AM (NiR1r)

537 I bet the last thoughts of the last independent Inca, in Vilcabamba, was "what's this I hear about the French? how come they couldn't have conquered us instead"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2016 12:40 AM (6FqZa)

538 To all of you folks that can,t abide the molded jello, we Catholics almost never see it. As a bonus the KofC guys have a cash bar at most functions. (bingo, fish frys, ect)

Posted by: USNtakim at November 01, 2016 12:40 AM (hMqvx)

539 VDH's book Carnage and Culture makes the case that European technology and innovation were spurred by warfare. Also Central and South Americans had tapirs. Horses are better, but hey, you play the hand you're dealt.

Posted by: Elliot m. at November 01, 2016 12:40 AM (UTKPt)

540 All this talk reminds me of that alien meme: 'We travelled across the galaxy at faster than light speeds. Please, tell me again how you think you can stop us.'

Hi-tech meets low-tech os bad news for low-tech. Thus is it ever.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 01, 2016 12:41 AM (kyzbK)

541 537: Yep.

Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:42 AM (NiR1r)

542 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 01, 2016 12:47 AM (IcT7t)

543 531 Mike Hammer, Rick Z,


Is it possible that our taste buds are dying off as we get older and more curmudgeonly?
The food is still tasty, but we ain't?
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 01, 2016 12:33 AM (

A pal of mine says that meat is losing its flavor, but he's in his mid 60s and smokes so im not sure

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2016 12:48 AM (voOPb)

544 What kind of idiot throws a whole pizza at someone?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2016 12:50 AM (39g3+)

545 The earliest settlers of the New World ate all the native horses, camels, ground sloths, elephants, glyptodonts, etc.! And what did they get for their rapacious appetites? Conquered, fat, alcoholic, and the highest rate of diabetes on the planet!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 01, 2016 12:51 AM (kP16F)

546 A pal of mine says that meat is losing its flavor, but he's in his mid 60s and smokes so im not sure
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


I've heard that about fruits and vegetables: tomatoes and strawberries being grown larger than before, but containing less nutrients, and being less flavorful, because they are grown in hothouses.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 01, 2016 12:52 AM (mBYZv)

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 01, 2016 12:52 AM (kP16F)

548 "And what did they get for their rapacious appetites? Conquered, fat, alcoholic, and the highest rate of diabetes on the planet!"

Lucrative casino licenses on favorable tax terms have somewhat eased the sting of being conquered.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 01, 2016 12:54 AM (noWW6)

549 Well, the Sumerians and the Egyptians were big beer drinking civilizations...
Hell, the Sumerians had not 1 but 2 goddesses patronize the brewer. It was also the only divinely patronized occupation in Sumer.

Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (NiR1r)


Back then, beer was safer to drink than water.

My favorite 'what water used to look like' was in 'Back To The Future III' where Marty is at Seamus McFly's cabin and was offered a glass of water with his dinner. Looked like pond scum, which it probably was.

The Romans were probably the first civilization to understand the importance of fresh water, so they learned to build proper sloping aqueducts to bring the water from where it was to where is was needed. Of course, the concrete industry had to be created first.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 12:54 AM (fQViH)

550 "What kind of idiot throws a whole pizza at someone?"

In the throwers defense, it had Pineapple on it.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 12:55 AM (d76uN)

551 What kind of idiot throws a whole pizza at someone?

I thought the same thing when I saw it the other day. Searched Joe Buck Pizza. It is taken from a longer skit/bit on deadspin.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/l7re52w

Posted by: Willy J. at November 01, 2016 12:55 AM (Ha50C)

552 Nature is cruel
Seal with big dreams

https://youtu.be/rO11N7qkakw

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 12:55 AM (VdICR)

553 538

So true. I have been a bartender at many a K of C event at our parish. We Catholics do know how to party.

Posted by: marinemom at November 01, 2016 12:56 AM (ep6ak)

554 What kind of idiot throws a whole pizza at someone?

Stay out of my territory.

Posted by: Walter White at November 01, 2016 12:56 AM (VdICR)

555 Real-life Indiana Jane, Alison Teal, 30, from Hawaii, took her bright pink board 150 metres underground to surf with more than six million skeletons.

++++

No, that's not surfing. That's what surfers do when they are paddling out to get to the wave. But, get this Alison, surfing involves standing up on the surfboard.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 01, 2016 01:02 AM (R+30W)

556 "HAWAIIAN" PIZZA FEATURING HAM AND WITH A GUEST APPEARANCE BY SLICED PINEAPPLE IS NOT A CRIME AGAINST NATURE!

It's exotic and delicious, with that coy, sultry sweet/salty mix.

Posted by: do not let ncj cloud your minds at November 01, 2016 01:02 AM (34w4S)

557 I read Last Days of the Incas, and thought it could be a movie script with some work.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 01:04 AM (VdICR)

558 This is low information engineering, LIE.
Posted by: publius
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I've known some PE's who couldn't engineer their way out of a paper sack. Why? They were not practicing engineers. Honestly, I knew one guy who was an MSEE, PE who wouldn't know one end of a battery from the other.

Recent grads are the worst. You usually have to let them self-assuredly blow something up, or make a fool of themselves in a meeting before they figure out that experience counts for as much or more than their academic background.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2016 01:04 AM (ysprU)

559 >>>true. I have been a bartender at many a K of C event at our parish. We Catholics do know how to party.

Hell of a fish fry

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2016 01:05 AM (voOPb)

560 I had a character killed by a gelatinous cube.

I think it must have looked a lot like that first picture, only squared off, like a cube.

Posted by: somejoe at November 01, 2016 01:06 AM (hI/fB)

561 Early attempts at aqueduct building using papyrus and goat intestines were complete failures.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 01, 2016 01:06 AM (ZLQuU)

562 The earliest settlers of the New World ate all the native horses, camels, ground sloths, elephants, glyptodonts, etc.!
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Dammit. Now I have a craving for a nice smoked glyptodont sandwich.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2016 01:08 AM (ysprU)

563 I've heard that about fruits and vegetables:..
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
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My head almost exploded from all the gay and coma victim jokes that popped into mind.
I'm glad that this isn t the kind of place that would appreciate a gay joke.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 01, 2016 01:09 AM (5ebrm)

564 I have been a bartender at many a K of C event at our parish. We Catholics do know how to party.

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Just don't forget to bring enough chestnuts.

Posted by: Pope Alexander VI at November 01, 2016 01:10 AM (ZLQuU)

565 He talks unflatteringly about the other sex near open mikes, instead of away from them like everybody else.

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From the Fred Reed piece, about Trump.

Heh.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 01, 2016 01:10 AM (R+30W)

566 Well heck. Goodbye October. Hello November.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 01:11 AM (d76uN)

567 >>>Moose are dangerous critters, they kill way more humans than bears.

Hippos are also dangerous. In the 19th century, a lion was brought to America to fight with a bear, to see who won. The bear did. It would be interesting to see the outcome of a hippo vs moose showdown. Too bad we can't do fun stuff like that anymore.

Posted by: Michael Vick at November 01, 2016 01:13 AM (dtWKK)

568 France is only visible from a tiny part of England near Dover, and only on a clear day. So I really doubt the visibility of the French coast from Dover loomed large on the psyche of early Britons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I'm less certain of that. I've viewed the French up close, and it certainly inspired me to be not-like-them. Maybe the smell wafting across the channel alone was sufficient to spur development.

Too late, of course, 1066 and all that.

BTW, I've been pondering the firing order of the Panhard. Were it British it would certainly be 1-2-1-2-1-2... but being Gaulish, it might actually be something like 1-1-2-2-1-1-2-2.

Anyhow, I assume that it has a 180 deg crank? I.e., not knife & fork on a single crank pin, like a Harley? Also, is it water cooled, or air?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2016 01:18 AM (ysprU)

569 On this day in history. October 31, 1517 Martin Luther posted the 95 theses on the doors of the Wittenberg Church. Not only did this bring about the Protestant Reformation movement. It also ushered in the Lutheran Church Pot Luck dinner the following Sunday. 499 years of Jello Salad and counting.

Q: Why did Martin Luther abstain from eating any Jello Salad at the first Lutheran pot luck?

A: He was surviving on a Diet of Worms.

Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2016 01:20 AM (jBuUi)

570 Awesome content, not that I've read it, AZ time here.

Re: Jello mold-type stuff

See The Gallery of Regrettable Food by James Lileks.

Funny as shit.

.

Posted by: Love hertz at November 01, 2016 01:23 AM (no0Da)

571 Some autistic Jedi master spent over 8 hours just to put a post together with links connecting the Clintons emails and illegal server and acts of treason and just pure evil. It reads like a novel.

If interested in connecting specific dots with the Foundation and illegal war profitting please give this a read and send it to your Ignorant Clinton and progressive people you know.

This is why the illegal server is 100 billion times as bad as people think.

http://tinyurl.com/h399rsu

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:24 AM (DurKO)

572 Men's birth control options are pretty limited. On going research into male birth control shows a promising development. A hormone injection has been shown to be a safe and effective method of contraception. Possible side effects include acne, mood swings, the love of figure skating and a perverse desire to make sammiches.

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Safe and effective. Well, all except the effective part. Or the safe part.

Effectiveness: 96%. The pill is 99.9%. That extra 4% can kick you in the ass. Just ine the trial, there were 4 pregnancies.

Or, and about the safe part. As long as you aren't worried about a little depression. Or suicide.

Colvard and his co-authors say more research is needed as they work to perfect their cocktail of hormonal contraceptives in an attempt to reduce the risk of side effects, including depression, increased sex drive and acne.
[...]
Overall, 20 men dropped out early due to side effects. A total of 1,491 adverse events were reported by participants, including injection site pain, muscle pain, increased libido and acne. The researchers say that nearly 39% of these symptoms -- including one death by suicide -- were unrelated to the shots.


http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/30/health/male-birth-control/

Oh. The researchers say the suicide was unrelated. Must have been as a result of some free-floating depression, not from the depression caused by the drug.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 01, 2016 01:27 AM (R+30W)

573 Anyhow, I assume that it has a 180 deg crank? I.e., not knife & fork on a single crank pin, like a Harley? Also, is it water cooled, or air?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2016 01:18 AM (ysprU)

It appears to have a 180 crank. Full roller-bearing crank, too. Hemi heads, valves actuated by push rods, with torsion bars for valve springs, working through little rockers of their own. It is still running poorly, mostly on the right-side cylinder, although the left kicks in occasionally. I am thinking sticky valves. I let it idle for a half hour or so today, and trickled various oils and lubes into the carb to try to free things up, until a bearing in the generator began to squeal, at which point I shut it down.

I did take for an orbit around the yard, after removing the guts from the one remaining wheel with brakes. Steers nice; rack and pinion. When the second cylinder kicked in, there was adequate power.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 01:27 AM (CUYn5)

574 A: He was surviving on a Diet of Worms.

Cute pun.

I was introduced to several types of sausage, jeagerschnitzel, and witzen in Worms. Hell of a diet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 01, 2016 01:28 AM (IcT7t)

575 Too late, of course, 1066 and all that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


I discovered that book (1066 and All That, a 1930s humor book about British history) when I was a kid, and for many years it was my Favorite Book of All Time. I laughed so hard that I cried, even though I didn't understand half the humor, because I didn't know much about British history to begin with.

But if you can ever ahold of that book, nab it! A rarity and a classic in the history of satire.

Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2016 01:30 AM (jBuUi)

576 "Huma Abedin" is an anagram for "Huma In A Bed".

I thought I should tell you now before the next email dump.

Posted by: Orange Pantsuits for Hillary! at November 01, 2016 01:30 AM (GdgAM)

577 To all of you folks that can,t abide the molded
jello, we Catholics almost never see it.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 01, 2016 12:40 AM (hMqvx)

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This is true. My Mom and all of the Catholic relatives just prepare it in Pyrex casseroles. No molds.

We're more humble than those damned Lutherans. They're so stuck up and hoity-toity, they almost always wear pants.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 01, 2016 01:32 AM (BcNLK)

578 >>They also taught Marco Polo how to make pizza.

Pizza > nuclear fission.

I mean, if we'd have exterminated them before the beauty of flat bread, cheese, and the like had been broadly appropriated, modern history might have taken a different and tragic turn.

Posted by: JEM at November 01, 2016 01:32 AM (TppKb)

579 I was introduced to several types of sausage, jeagerschnitzel, and witzen in Worms. Hell of a diet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 01, 2016 01:28 AM (IcT7t)

Schnitzel in Worms - good.

Worms in schnitzel - not good.

Ponder that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 01:33 AM (CUYn5)

580 >>This is true. My Mom and all of the
>> Catholic relatives

Yeah, papists sans Teflon.

Posted by: JEM at November 01, 2016 01:34 AM (TppKb)

581 Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:24 AM (DurKO)

The depth of their corruption is truly staggering. If we don't win this, this level of horseshit is going to be the new standard operating procedure.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 01, 2016 01:37 AM (J+mig)

582 Schnitzel in Worms - good.
Worms in schnitzel - not good.
Ponder that.


It's either maggots or trichinosis. Either way, probably not healthy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 01, 2016 01:37 AM (IcT7t)

583 Lucrative casino licenses on favorable tax terms have somewhat eased the sting of being conquered.


Posted by: torquewrench at November 01, 2016 12:54 AM (noWW6)

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Socialist microcosms with no opportunity for the individual.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 01, 2016 01:40 AM (BcNLK)

584 The depth of their corruption is truly staggering. If we don't win this, this level of horseshit is going to be the new standard operating procedure.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 01, 2016 01:37 AM (J+mig)

MSN headline...

Report: Spy told FBI that Russia is cultivating Trump...

Wow... talk about desperation....

Posted by: Don Quixote at November 01, 2016 01:41 AM (qf6WZ)

585 581 Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:24 AM (DurKO)

The depth of their corruption is truly staggering. If we don't win this, this level of horseshit is going to be the new standard operating procedure.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 01, 2016 01:37 AM (J+mi

It is Old Testiment Evil.

I truly hate to post shit like this on the ONT, but this is the last week and this stuff needs to get out and sent to the four corners of our Country.

You think Ace or a Cob would link that at least on the sidebar?

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:42 AM (DurKO)

586
Report: Spy told FBI that Russia is cultivating Trump...

Wow... talk about desperation....

Posted by: Don Quixote at November 01, 2016 01:41 AM (qf6WZ)

Well, it looks like their Hillary crop is going to fail from clubroot and corruption, but mostly corruption. So they gotta diversify.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 01:43 AM (CUYn5)

587 582 Schnitzel in Worms - good.
Worms in schnitzel - not good.
Ponder that.

It's either maggots or trichinosis. Either way, probably not healthy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Trivia of the night:

The word "botulism" comes from the word botulus, which is Late Latin for "German sausage" (I kid you not), so named because the toxin was first isolated in rancid sausages discovered in the German city of Wurttemberg.

Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2016 01:43 AM (jBuUi)

588 If interested in connecting specific dots with the Foundation and illegal war profitting
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So the nuclear bombshell is coming tomorrow, if I understand correctly from the dots I know, the half dozen wars the US military is engaged in are basically mercenary actions that the Clinton Foundation was paid for.

Oh, and in some cases are against enemies who were created with Clinton Foundation funding. And currently being trained by US special forces (per the link in last night's ONT).

Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2016 01:44 AM (3Liv/)

589 http://tinyurl.com/h399rsu
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:24 AM (DurKO

I sent this link out after I found it to all of Mama Pepe's 500plus contacts on her cellphone at 1am.

They have given me permission because they don't get news or know how on the internet.

I would think that link is link worthy but I don't own the place and have no pull.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:46 AM (DurKO)

590 Well, time for me to haul my ass to bed. Getting real sleepy here. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 01:47 AM (CUYn5)

591 What was that green pistachio jello crap us Catholics grew up with?
No molds, but a really bad Thanksgiving dish.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 01, 2016 01:48 AM (5ebrm)

592 588 If interested in connecting specific dots with the Foundation and illegal war profitting
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So the nuclear bombshell is coming tomorrow, if I understand correctly from the dots I know, the half dozen wars the US military is engaged in are basically mercenary actions that the Clinton Foundation was paid for.

Oh, and in some cases are against enemies who were created with Clinton Foundation funding. And currently being trained by US special forces (per the link in last night's ONT).
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2016 01:44 AM (3Liv

It is terrifying that is exactly what we are dealing with. What you said has been laid out for all to see and connect the dots.

New term Conspiracy Nightmare.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:49 AM (DurKO)

593 I discovered that book (1066 and All That, a 1930s humor book about British history) when I was a kid, and for many years it was my Favorite Book of All Time. I laughed so hard that I cried, even though I didn't understand half the humor, because I didn't know much about British history to begin with.

But if you can ever ahold of that book, nab it! A rarity and a classic in the history of satire.

Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2016 01:30 AM (jBuUi)


I read that book, too! I was in the college library doing research for my paper in a Victorian England History class on 'The Education Bill of 1841' (reading Hansard's Parliamentary Debates is a helluva lot more fun than reading The Congressional Record). Found '1066 And All That' among the stacks. I thought it was hilarious.

Another unknown book I found wandering the stacks was 'You're Stepping On My Cloak And Dagger', by an OSS officer trainee and his 'exploits'. Thought that was pretty funny, too.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 01:51 AM (oPMHY)

594 #540

I recall a story (it may have been one of the 'There Will Be War' volumes) in which alien invaders show up wielding swords and spears. They had come across a means of both doing FTL and keeping an atmosphere around ships that were otherwise no better than what Columbus used to cross the Atlantic.

It was a bit silly but made a point about not assuming there is one possible path of development.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 01, 2016 01:55 AM (IdCqF)

595 "the half dozen wars the US military is engaged in are basically mercenary actions that the Clinton Foundation was paid for."

A half dozen for certain values of "war". Large-ish values.

Honestly, it's probably more like three dozen when you count the various ugly little burning-tire-pile fights into which American "advisors" have been inserted by the D.C. mandarinate.

A Special Forces sergeant got his ticket punched in Kenya earlier this month. How many Americans do you think knew he was there, or what he was doing there? Or where Kenya even is?

Posted by: torquewrench at November 01, 2016 01:55 AM (noWW6)

596 You think Ace or a Cob would link that at least on the sidebar?

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:42 AM (DurKO)


It may be important, but that Reddit link is unreadable. Somebody needs an editor, STAT.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 01:56 AM (oPMHY)

597 This is why the illegal server is 100 billion times as bad as people think.



http://tinyurl.com/h399rsu

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:24 AM (DurKO)
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Pepe, you're just full of goodbits, aren't you?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 01, 2016 01:57 AM (BcNLK)

598 540
All this talk reminds me of that alien meme: 'We travelled across the
galaxy at faster than light speeds. Please, tell me again how you think
you can stop us.'



Hi-tech meets low-tech os bad news for low-tech. Thus is it ever.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 01, 2016 12:41 AM (kyzbK)


Yep. I always boggle at scientists who are afraid of alien encounters. There's no reason to be afraid, because if there was a race of aliens with faster-than-light travel that thought us a threat, we'd be gone before we even knew what hit us.


Faster than light travel, or even conventional acceleration at high fractions of the speed of light, come with a built-in superweapon that nothing can survive. Release a marble at the airlock, while the ship's on a straight-line course to Earth. That marble has enough kinetic energy to destroy a planet.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 01, 2016 02:00 AM (J+mig)

599 Off to sleep. Hopefully tomorrow won't kick my ass as bad as today did.

G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 01, 2016 02:00 AM (IcT7t)

600 But if you can ever ahold of that book, nab it! A rarity and a classic in the history of satire.
Posted by: zombie
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Reprints are easy to come by.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2016 02:01 AM (hBig8)

601 What was that green pistachio jello crap us Catholics grew up with?

No molds, but a really bad Thanksgiving dish.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 01, 2016 01:48 AM (5ebrm)

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Sounds like Aunt Catherine's recipe, may she rest in peace.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 01, 2016 02:01 AM (05pT6)

602 Posted by: torquewrench at November 01, 2016 01:55 AM (noWW6)

And it's always been the Clintons pushing the foreign policy. ALWAYS.

I get the power structure in DC has individuals that make money from little illegal behaviors here and there off of Wars big and small.

But these white trash evil psychos who were basically broke by DC standards turned up the knob up to Eleventy on every single way imaginable to profit off of foreign affairs in a insidious intent and mind boggling results.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:03 AM (DurKO)

603 Reprints are easy to come by.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Ah, OK, that's good to know. What I had as a kid was the original hardcover 1930 edition. I've never seen another copy since.

Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2016 02:09 AM (jBuUi)

604 596 You think Ace or a Cob would link that at least on the sidebar?

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:42 AM (DurKO)

It may be important, but that Reddit link is unreadable. Somebody needs an editor, STAT.
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 01:56 AM (oPMHY)

Laughing because it is very true and sad becaue you have people on Reddit doing the work that journalists and our government institutions should be doing.

That's probably just a tiny piece to the puzzle and the FBI says they will be ready in a few days with a preliminary result (Via the LA Times tomorrow and the DOJ will have it all figured out in a few weeks I'm sure).

Bullshit. There are not enough white boards on the market at Office Depot to connect all the dots.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:10 AM (DurKO)

605 madame arf arf needs to be taken down now. If wikileaks actually has something that can get her arrested, it needs to come out.

There is nothing to be gained by waiting. bama is the past. What he has done can be easily undone by President Trump.

Live by the pen and phone and phone. Die by the pen and phone.

Whoever Trump chooses as his AG, I see a lot of work for him or her.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:12 AM (d76uN)

606 2 seconds of ebay searching

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1066-and-All-That-W-
C-Sellar-1931-ID-79216-

/381722745316?hash=item58e072d9e4:g:OAEAAOSwZ

VlXoH3S

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:16 AM (d76uN)

607 597 This is why the illegal server is 100 billion times as bad as people think.



http://tinyurl.com/h399rsu

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:24 AM (DurKO)
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Pepe, you're just full of goodbits, aren't you?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 01, 2016 01:57 AM (BcNLK)

I'm just the traumatized messanger sharing treasures filled of Clinton evils. I cannot allow shit like that to remain hidden and buried.

I'll leave it up to the readers to make up their own minds if they choose to click the link.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:17 AM (DurKO)

608 Chi, I made those seasoned ground pork and homemade refried beans burritos today, with sliced Kalamata olives, shredded cheddar and jack cheeses and sour cream. My tummy is still very happy all these hours later.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 02:17 AM (oPMHY)

609 So, the Clintons are in it for the money paid to the foundation. That begs the question: who else is getting a taste?

There have been quite a few defenders of the completely nonsensical Syria policy. How many of those are ideological, really?

Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2016 02:20 AM (3Liv/)

610 So, the Clintons are in it for the money paid to the foundation. That begs the question: who else is getting a taste?

There have been quite a few defenders of the completely nonsensical Syria policy. How many of those are ideological, really?

Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2016 02:20 AM (3Liv/)


'Set The Record Straight' internet trolls.

The Clintons didn't move $1B plus to Qatar for no reason. Personally, I think it's their bug-out location should Hillarity! lose the election (when you owe that many favors for cash received and can't deliver, somebody is going to be pissed); Qatar does not have an extradition treaty with the US.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 02:25 AM (oPMHY)

611 The Qataris are one of the major players in the sunni version of the Syrian Pipeline. If they don't get what they want, what's stopping them from just confiscating that money and turning the klintoons out into the desert?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:28 AM (d76uN)

612 The Qataris are one of the major players in the sunni version of the Syrian Pipeline. If they don't get what they want, what's stopping them from just confiscating that money and turning the klintoons out into the desert?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:28 AM (d76uN)


The Clintons think they're untouchable. And so far they have been. Personally, I think Bill would go to Brazil before Qatar. But hubris. How does it work?

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 02:33 AM (oPMHY)

613 "...what's stopping them from just confiscating that money and turning the klintoons out into the desert?"

I like where you are going with this.

Posted by: navybrat at November 01, 2016 02:33 AM (w7KSn)

614 610 So, the Clintons are in it for the money paid to the foundation. That begs the question: who else is getting a taste?

There have been quite a few defenders of the completely nonsensical Syria policy. How many of those are ideological, really?

Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2016 02:20 AM (3Liv/)

'Set The Record Straight' internet trolls.

The Clintons didn't move $1B plus to Qatar for no reason. Personally, I think it's their bug-out location should Hillarity! lose the election (when you owe that many favors for cash received and can't deliver, somebody is going to be pissed); Qatar does not have an extradition treaty with the US.
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 02:25 AM (

RickZ, I heard and read the same thing but 1.8 billion was the number. But you and I ate on the same page with this.
It's confirmed that a wire transfer took place.

Qatar is also rumored to have cleared out a "Castle" to house a VIP.

I cannot believe she and her inner circle are still receiving national security daily briefings. And its come out that the FbI has always been investigating the Clinton Foundation in a separate case from the emails/server.

So the Clinton Syndicate was being investigated by the FBI and she has been receiving daily national security briefings for months!.and Congress or anybody with the power to cut them off have done nothing.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:36 AM (DurKO)

615 I don't see Podesta surviving anywhere outside DC or NYC.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:38 AM (DurKO)

616 You couldn't deliver what I wanted? Sure! send your money here. I will even clear out a Palace for you!

The last thing I would do is trust the emir of qatar to keep his word.

snort.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:39 AM (d76uN)

617 But you and I ate on the same page with this.
It's confirmed that a wire transfer took place.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:36 AM (DurKO)


Sorry, I don't eat pages, not even from a cookbook. Maybe you're thinking of Slow Joe Biden and paste?

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 02:40 AM (oPMHY)

618 MisHum that was one d*damned great ONT but then who gives a shit what I think. Thanks (Needed that as I sat in the car while the little one searched high and low for my candy requests)

Posted by: Smitty27 at November 01, 2016 02:41 AM (g9d8D)

619 And Chelsea is just as vile as her mom.

That email were she is notching to somebody (can't recall) about her daddy not getting paiid enough money and not getting a fair share

And the man replied with 12 pages outlining everything that he has done for Bill (and I think Hillary but could be wrong).

Itemized 12 pages of pay to play.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:41 AM (DurKO)

620 Keep your eyes and ears open. Once the PIAPS is out on her ass, I would guess there will be a rash of suspicious deaths occuring in rapid succession. I would also guess there will be a bug out of epic proportion. The only real influence they will still have will be the politicians they have purchased, like the wife of the FBI guy, etc. But those folks will also have to cover ass, under an unfriendly Head of State, so that influence may not be airtight.

I expect it will get ugly before it gets uglier.

And then hopefully the filth will circle the drain.

What will our little Chelsea do? Me oh my.

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at November 01, 2016 02:43 AM (cm1Bl)

621 617 But you and I ate on the same page with this.
It's confirmed that a wire transfer took place.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:36 AM (DurKO)

Sorry, I don't eat pages, not even from a cookbook. Maybe you're thinking of Slow Joe Biden and paste?
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 02:40 AM (oPMHY)

My cellphone is my worst enemy. From auto correct to freezing up on me to literally adding words and phrases I never typed.

At this point I need a disclaimer added to my tag.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:44 AM (DurKO)

622 Good night Rons and Ettes. Let's pray the Syndicate gets taken down.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:46 AM (DurKO)

623 What will our little Chelsea do? Me oh my.

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at November 01, 2016 02:43 AM (cm1Bl)

Ya know, back in olden times, a dishonored person had about one choice. Seeking solace in service of Christ. Many a former powerful men became Monks and women went into a Nunnery.

Never to be heard from again and the world went on without them.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:55 AM (d76uN)

624 Sort of on topic but watched an old episode (early '00s) of American Justice or some such program that detailed the IRS hearings back in the day. It explained how IRS employee whistleblowers had to testify to congress hidden behind panels with voice scramblers so as to avoid "retaliation" frim the IRS.

So lets get this straight.....government employees testifying to the government are threatened w retaliation by that same government?

Posted by: Smitty27 at November 01, 2016 02:57 AM (g9d8D)

625 I am ignorant about Catholic Policy though. Is a married woman with child able to enter a Nunnery?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:57 AM (d76uN)

626 Posted by: Smitty27 at November 01, 2016 02:57 AM (g9d8D)

You passed your Civics Test with flying colors Sir.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:58 AM (d76uN)

627 I expect it will get ugly before it gets uglier.



And then hopefully the filth will circle the drain.



What will our little Chelsea do? Me oh my.

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at November 01, 2016 02:43 AM (cm1Bl)



If HRC goes down and it all goes sideways it will get very ugly very quickly with all the bandwagon jumpers piling on to join the tell-all book market, and lots of people will either disappear or go to FPMITA prison.

Which is my way of saying, there are so many rich and powerful people who would be hurt by it that it ain't gonna happen.

I could be wrong, but if it happens all my surprises will be pleasant ones.

Posted by: Deplorable GGE at November 01, 2016 03:03 AM (vbvxt)

628 I said this earlier:
We can reform the government in six years, if we start with Trump, and if he isn't horrible. Six is a rare number for how low it might be historically. This is such a unique opportunity.

The elitists have revealed themselves to be idiotic and hostile. Maybe enough people have awoke to this. I think Trump may win, but I will not lose an ounce of animus no matter who wins.

The Left has spent a decade or two calling any opponent racistsexisthomophobic. And when they are surprised that they made an enemy, they are not faking. They don't know. They can't be shamed, and they can't be taught. So no more converts, and no more kindness. Just make them lose, and make them feel horribly unpopular.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 03:08 AM (VdICR)

629 Never to be heard from again and the world went on without them.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:55 AM (d76uN)


You're talking about a Democrat crime family scion. Just like with Barry's little urchins, this Republic will be stuck with Chelsea forever, until death do us mercifully part. She's got political genes, so expect her to run for some exalted office and parlay her parents job titles (just like Hillarity! did using Bill) and get elected.

On top of my belief in the absolute imperative need for Congressional and SCOTUS term limits, I would love to have a law aimed at our hereditary political mandarins: If a parent is elected to a Federal office, then that family must skip a generation before having any other family member run for office. Think of how many Kennedys we wouldn't have haunt us if that were a law. And I sure as hell wouldn't have to deal with Gov. Cuomo redux.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 03:13 AM (oPMHY)

630 Food, because lighten up:

I made meatloaf for a second time, and it wasn't bad. If there's more than five ingredients then it's wild and brave territory for me. I used to go to Boston Market for comfort food, especially on a cold day. But that's expensive every day compared with cooking.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 03:14 AM (VdICR)

631 I am ignorant about Catholic Policy though. Is a married woman with child able to enter a Nunnery?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:57 AM (d76uN)


I honestly don't know about that.

But men whose wives have died have gone on to become priests. Not sure if any of the men had children, though.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 03:15 AM (oPMHY)

632 I made meatloaf for a second time, and it wasn't bad.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 03:14 AM (VdICR)


I like to add a little uncooked oatmeal to my meatloaf mixture. Not only extends the dish, but keeps the meatloaf moist.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 03:19 AM (oPMHY)

633 631 I am ignorant about Catholic Policy though. Is a married woman with child able to enter a Nunnery?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:57 AM (d76uN)

I honestly don't know about that.

But men whose wives have died have gone on to become priests. Not sure if any of the men had children, though.
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 03:15 AM (oPMHY)

Yes, married women (whose husbands have died, or agreed to live separated) can become nuns.

Even if they have kids, but the kids must be grown.

However, I do not know a single reputable order of nuns who would consider accepting that scrunt or any of her baggage. It ain't happening. We can do without that sort of filth in the Church.

Besides, the public confession and atonement would probably last until she was old and gray, so, no, not happening.

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at November 01, 2016 03:36 AM (cm1Bl)

634 And yes, men can become priests when married and/or with children, but it is an extremely rare occurance. Particularly those who were priests from the Anglican Church who convert can receive the dispensation necessary.

The rule about celibacy is a discipline of the Church, not a dogma. The Church can change the rule or dispense with it in certain conditions.

Dogma is fixed and the Church has no say in changing or dispensing with it. But disciplines are just a good idea, so to speak.

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at November 01, 2016 03:40 AM (cm1Bl)

635 Hidey Hoo! Jumping right in as if I knew what was going on...

...I made meatloaf for a second time, and it wasn't bad....

Local restaurant, for which daughter waitresses, is dropping their meatloaf from the menu. Dang! Big slab of bacon-wrapped Oklahoma beef loaf, with a side of delicious mashed potatoes and spinach. Hard to beat for the comfort-food category.

Finich what you start (toon):
http://bit.ly/finich

Milady makes a great meatloaf, but we could sometimes get the restaurant plate for le cheap. Well, we will learn to overcome this first-world difficulty.

Posted by: mindful webworker - off-key at November 01, 2016 03:42 AM (vzLRM)

636 I will try that next time. The recipe said bread crumbs, but I crushed up some crackers.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 03:42 AM (VdICR)

637 The recipe said bread crumbs, but I crushed up some crackers.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 03:42 AM (VdICR)


Yeah, they always say that. But they get soggy, which crackers are not supposed to be. Oatmeal, on the other hand, is supposed to be soggy. Plus, by adding regular uncooked oatmeal, the juices are sucked up so the loaf is not swimming in a pool of its own making. Oatmeal doesn't add any flavor, either, at least any flavor that I've been able to discern. Wish my Mom had known about the oatmeal trick.

**Trigger Warning**

I've also heard adding grated carrots is a good trick for keeping a meatloaf moist. Now grated carrots do add flavor.

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 03:54 AM (oPMHY)

638 So... Finlly... A Lutheran thread.

Posted by: fixerupper

Lutefisk Church Supper!

Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 03:55 AM (v9gSJ)

639 Lutefisk Church Supper!

Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 03:55 AM (v9gSJ)


Isn't 'lutefisk' Swedish for 'cup of hemlock'?

Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 04:04 AM (oPMHY)

640 "Finlly"... Fin... Codfish... Scandi ... Lutheran ... Lye soaked stinky fish church food special.... Jon Jonson, come from Wisconsin....

Get it?

Funny, ja?

Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 04:04 AM (v9gSJ)

641 You laugh now, ja!

Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 04:05 AM (v9gSJ)

642 Hope today is better, yesterday was adisaster from the get go.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2016 04:06 AM (sWbjH)

643 Srsly, lutefisk is legally banned from work places as a potentially serious chemical hazard in the state of Wisconsin.

But in the church basement, is ok, just put more butter on it, ja?

Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 04:13 AM (v9gSJ)

644 First day not going to the University in a long while, will miss the scenery.

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2016 04:14 AM (sWbjH)

645 Skip, you're a good man. Go back to sleep and take day off. Rest up for the next game for Cubs/Indians.

Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 04:19 AM (v9gSJ)

646 Got to get moving, have to pay for new water heater I had to buy yesterday

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2016 04:26 AM (sWbjH)

647 have to pay for new water heater I had to buy yesterday

Oh. Sounds like double cinnamon and instant coffee crystals in the oatmeal for motivation, then!

Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 04:30 AM (v9gSJ)

648 They'll kill you in North Dakota if you refer to it as a "casserole". It's a "hot dish" and don't you forget it.

'Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 01, 2016 04:33 AM (R0i94)

649 Hey creeper. I think "hot dish" must contain at least one can of cream of mushroom soup for legal potluck church consumption.

Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 04:43 AM (v9gSJ)

650 Had bowl of Pumpkin Spice instant oatmeal and now a piece of apple pie with first cup of coffee

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2016 04:44 AM (sWbjH)

651 Skip, add a slice of cheddar cheese and you'll have a Vermont Yankee breakfast.

Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 04:47 AM (v9gSJ)

652 Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 04:43 AM (v9gSJ)

Good assessment, Jon. I believe Lipton Onion Soup is a valid substitute. If you're a hard rock Lutheran you use both.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 01, 2016 04:53 AM (R0i94)

653 If you're a hard rock Lutheran you use both.
Posted by: creeper

Both!?

Naw, too spendy. Don't want to be showing off, doncha know.

Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 04:56 AM (v9gSJ)

654 Everything I read this morning boils down from Hillary's minions to their mouthpieces the MSM that Comey shouldn't have brought this up and is a bad guy to mess with the election.

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2016 05:00 AM (sWbjH)

655 No matter what, its coming in a week.
Have a great day horde.

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2016 05:05 AM (sWbjH)

656 Skip, I think you need 2 eggs over easy, served over a big slice of fried scrapple.

Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 05:06 AM (v9gSJ)

657 Morning, so what do we have today... Trump's Organization has a server communicating to Russia, Trump might have a sex tape, Trump is being groomed by Putin, what did I miss?

Posted by: spypeach at November 01, 2016 05:06 AM (nyYhO)

658 FBI/GOP/Trump and Putin all coordinating against the Free American People (and Hildebeast)!

Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 05:15 AM (v9gSJ)

659 Ancedotally, I went on a hundred-mile drive yesterday. Saw a lot of signs, mostly for local races. Several Trump signs.

Not.
One.
Hillary.
Sign.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 01, 2016 05:16 AM (R0i94)

660 I've only ever seen one Hillary sign. Kinda shocked me that it existed.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 01, 2016 05:22 AM (J+mig)

661 621 617 But you and I ate on the same page with this.
It's confirmed that a wire transfer took place.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:36 AM (DurKO)

Sorry, I don't eat pages, not even from a cookbook. Maybe you're thinking of Slow Joe Biden and paste?
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 02:40 AM (oPMHY)

My cellphone is my worst enemy. From auto correct to freezing up on me to literally adding words and phrases I never typed.

At this point I need a disclaimer added to my tag.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:44 AM (DurKO)

Now you've done it! You gave hillary her out (if she reads this blog). Hillary, "I didn't write that e-mail. Not like that. Autocucumber added all those mean words. See, it did it again! It's even adding security markings. And launch codes! Yes, it's adding launch codes to my tits. I mean tweets!"

Posted by: Subterranean JT at November 01, 2016 05:30 AM (qG0hz)

662 Good Morning Morons. Today is Tuesday, November 01, 2016. On this day in 1765 the British Parliament enacted the Stamp Act on the Thirteen Colonies in order to help pay for British military operations in North America during the French and Indian War. We always here the cry of "no taxation without Representation" and have been taught that religiously during grammar school. That was not the major gripe the colonists had with this and later taxes. Their gripe was that it had to be paid in gold. And the odious Navigation Acts restricted trade with anybody but British merchants who gave them "goods" instead of gold for American products. Thus the colonies had no gold to pay the taxes. So colonial property was confiscated by the governors and auctioned off to the rich merchants for taxes. The exact same thing happened later in the early colonies with the Whisky Tax.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 01, 2016 05:32 AM (mpXpK)

663 @662 Fascinating, Vic.

And here we are two hundred years later having to do it again.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 01, 2016 05:44 AM (R0i94)

664 i knew it. someone above mentioned collins bakery in texas for good fruitcakes (which i like; i don't get the jokes) so, casting caution to the wind i clicked 'em and now i'm getting fruitcake ads all over the place. dames thing happened a while ago with mandolins. i looked up early gibson mandolins (one is very expensive) and now i get mandolin ads all the time and that was months ago. grrrrrr...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 01, 2016 05:45 AM (WTSFk)

665 ... mandolins and fruitcake. i guess it could be worse...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 01, 2016 05:46 AM (WTSFk)

666 Same here mjc. Clicked to look at some Les Paul's a company I get gear from had on sale.
Every time I went to almost any site, there they were.
Could have been worse. One of the sunbursts was gorgeous.

Posted by: teej at November 01, 2016 05:55 AM (HWisp)

667 663
@662 Fascinating, Vic.

And here we are two hundred years later having to do it again.


Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 01, 2016 05:44 AM (R0i94)

BION the Republican Party gave them the power to tax income through the 16th Amendment. The Democrats had always wanted this and were unable to gain the votes needed for the amendment. The Republicans devised a "scheme" during an election year to embarrass the Dems by allowing this amendment to proceed assuming that it would eventually again be defeated. However, thanks to the onset of "progressivism" started in this era it was passed and ratified.

This was the final nail in the State's coffins.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 01, 2016 05:57 AM (mpXpK)

668 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 01, 2016 06:00 AM (u82oZ)

669 Disclaimer... I wouldn't have known how to make proper use of that guitar. My Taylor is probably the only high dollar one I'll ever own.
Besides, two Saturdays ago I kept a beat with kick and hi-hat while playing one of my friend's guitars.
One of those 1931 Martin remakes. Man they're nice. I mean real nice.
He was ripping up a Mandolin while I did it.

Posted by: teej at November 01, 2016 06:01 AM (HWisp)

670 Morning to all now here and thanks for the reminder Vic.
And the lesson.

Posted by: teej at November 01, 2016 06:03 AM (HWisp)

671 Vic, Bill Whittle had an interesting talk on the budget.

The choices we have made on the discretionary side are sinking us. Income-transfer payments especially are crowding out other uses for money.

He noted that we can sustain a valid budget only if we slash spending that is outside the traditional Constitutional duties.

If we confiscated all wealth in the nation, we can balance the budget for one year only. And then have nothing for the next year.

At this point it will all end in tears. We are seeing the greatest looting of a country since Pizarro and the Incas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 01, 2016 06:06 AM (u82oZ)

672 Posted by: teej at November 01, 2016 06:01 AM (HWisp)

Many years ago I played in a band with a guy who owned his own little studio, mostly doing work for local bands, demos, stuff like that. I'd pick up some session work or spend an afternoon "engineering" now and then. Among his studio guitars he had a Taylor acoustic that I just fell in love with. To me it recorded better than a Martin or anything else. Got to the point where I was using his exclusively when I needed an acoustic. I had to go out and get myself a Taylor.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 01, 2016 06:14 AM (WlGX+)

673 When Wilson made the income tax invisible thru withholding, that was the final nail divorceing the conttol function.

Posted by: Jean at November 01, 2016 06:14 AM (2RVmA)

674 Slow T or T yesterday. Only about 20 kids. Last year was 65 or so. Of course the leftover candy is calling to me now.

All of the kids and some of the parents walking with them had costumes though. So that was nice.

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2016 06:15 AM (8ikIW)

675 673
When Wilson made the income tax invisible thru withholding, that was the final nail divorceing the conttol function.

Posted by: Jean at November 01, 2016 06:14 AM (2RVmA)

I have never agreed that withholding made much of a difference. The income tax started out just like all tax schemes. It was billed as a tax on the "rich" and indeed, during the initial years only the upper 1% of the population paid any. If we had actually indexed the income tax rate to inflation the current tax would only start being paid after you exceeded $1M in income. (and that assumes the BS government numbers for inflation)


However, the original income tax was expanded by FDR to include just about everybody and the rates went through the roof. And on top of that he came out with SS whose original intent was simply to be another tax. It was designed such that people paid immediately but did not receive a benefit until way down the road. And the age at which that benefit was paid was thought to be after most of the population had died.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 01, 2016 06:22 AM (mpXpK)

676 >>>>Slow T or T yesterday. Only about 20 kids. Last year was 65 or so. Of course the leftover candy is calling to me now.



All of the kids and some of the parents walking with them had costumes though. So that was nice.
.
.
.
.Same here our slowest night ever. I think it has to do with the fact that Halloween was on a Monday and they had Halloween events for the kids on Friday and Saturday nights and a trunk or treat event after Church on Sunday.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 01, 2016 06:24 AM (iONHu)

677 673
When Wilson made the income tax invisible thru withholding, that was the final nail divorceing the conttol function.

Posted by: Jean at November 01, 2016 06:14 AM (2RVmA)
*** THIS They engineered it so it wasn't really money...just numbers on a stub. It wasn't as though we had it and they took it away, which is how taxes actually work. We never got it to begin it.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 01, 2016 06:25 AM (R0i94)

678 Has anyone looked at Twitchy this morning? I swear I am reading the onion over there. They are running a story from the clinton campaign that says they have proof that Trump has a secret email server directly tied to Russia.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 01, 2016 06:29 AM (iONHu)

679 Same here our slowest night ever. I think it has to do with the fact that Halloween was on a Monday and they had Halloween events for the kids on Friday and Saturday nights and a trunk or treat event after Church on Sunday.


I didn't think of all the weekend stuff. Probably all played out by last night.

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2016 06:29 AM (8ikIW)

680 Morning. A greeting and statement of objectively verifiable fact. Plus a floor wax and a dessert topping.

Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at November 01, 2016 06:33 AM (0mRoj)

681 665 ... mandolins and fruitcake. i guess it could be worse...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 01, 2016 05:46 AM (WTSFk)


Yes, yes it could.

Posted by: Pangolins and fruitcake at November 01, 2016 06:34 AM (3w+CX)

682 Pangolins and fruitcake


Great thing about AoSHQ, ya learn something new everyday

Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2016 06:37 AM (8ikIW)

683 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2016 06:39 AM (AoLFQ)

684 I want to nominate this statement from the NYT for some sort of "should have seen that coming" Award:

Nationally, African-American enthusiasm has dipped compared with that in 2012, according to the New York Times.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 01, 2016 06:40 AM (iONHu)

685
659 Ancedotally, I went on a hundred-mile drive yesterday. Saw a lot of signs, mostly for local races. Several Trump signs.

Not.
One.
Hillary.
Sign.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 01, 2016 05:16 AM (R0i94)


Drove the length (S to N) of Delaware yesterday and saw --
One (count 'em, one) Shrilly sign.
Two to three dozen Johnson-Weld signs
Over one hundred Trump and Trump-Pence signs, including handmade versions.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 01, 2016 06:44 AM (BK3ZS)

686 Withholding didn't arise until the FDR era. I forget the name but one of his so-called Brain Trust, a department store magnate, came up with it.

'The Forgotten Man' discusses it in detail.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 01, 2016 06:45 AM (IdCqF)

687 #678

The info they've put out reads as utter nonsense from a technical standpoint. There was an exchange on Twitter yesterday in which many geeks were trying to figure what the person who wrote thought he meant.


It's amazing how some people think this stuff works. One moment of cognitive dissonance was a few years ago when I reread John Barnes' 'Mother of Storms.' There was one plot thread that revolved around the way the planetary network worked. This was written at a time when the online populace was tiny but not pre-WWW. Barnes was really attached to an idea for how a hack worked or simply had never talked to anyone about how something as common today as email actually worked. He has messages whizzing around the net eternally until the intended recipient came online to grab it as it went by, like a suitcase going by on a airport luggage handler.

Reading the account of the 'computer scientists' yesterday reminded me of that.

Posted by: Epobirs at November 01, 2016 06:54 AM (IdCqF)

688 How could you not use the Warren Zevon song "The Envoy" after practically (accidentally?) quoting it about Obama, Kerry and the Russians "do whatever the hell they please."?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xOoL31VI0k

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at November 01, 2016 11:01 AM (52USe)

689 A Fred Reed link and a Ben Garrison cartoon?

I'll have to reassess. Maybe AoSHQ is more based than I thought.

Posted by: The Spelling Police at November 01, 2016 11:17 AM (6NIyO)

690 When they legalize marijuana, which corporation will be first to sell it, Phillip Morris or Frito-Lay?

Posted by: George LeS at November 01, 2016 11:47 AM (+TcCF)

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