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Monday Overnight Open Thread (10/31/16) [Mis. Hum.]
On this day in history. October 31, 1517 Martin Luther posted the 95 theses on the doors of the Wittenberg Church.
I frankly think her admirable. As she coughs, staggers, convulses, lies, pilfers, sells favors and lapses into intermittent confusion, she still has the courage to tell America that she loathes half of it. That´s candor.Quote of the day, 2. Scott Adams, Creator of Dilbert on Twitter.
Russian hackers are better than we thought. They stole Clinton's emails from the NSA, put them on Huma's laptop, and pinned it on Weiner.Quote of the day 3, Doug Schoen.
Harris, under these circumstances I am actively reassessing my support…I’m deeply concerned that we will have a Constitutional crisis if she’s elected. I want to learn more this week see what we see, but as of today, I am not a supporter of the Secretary of State for the nation’s highest office.
The Middle East has been a cauldron of fighting since the first recorded writings of man. The Old Testament has quite the list. At the moment Syria is quite the clusterfrick. Obama, Clinton and John Kerry have left Russia to do whatever the hell they please.
Whoever is elected President will have their hands full regarding Syria. Perhaps it is time to invest in Cyclone fence. Give them all the small arms and ammunition. Whoever is left alive is the winner. We are at the point of let them kill each other and let God sort them out. Gun show Loophole? Internet Loophole? What are these politicians thinking? Convicted murderers admit gun laws are a joke. Since they are Democrat constituents, perhaps Dem politicians should listen to them. A family history told through my father’s drink recipes.
The café drew customers, but they were of a type who bought one cup of coffee and made it last all morning or afternoon. The same customers dropped in almost every day — Japanese, Russian, German — who always sat at the corners of the room, never in the middle where they were exposed. They stayed holding up newspapers but appeared to be peering over them at the other patrons. My father joked about changing the name of the place to the Spies Roost, but, after six months of this non-profit business, he closed the Imperial. And then the Americans liberated Shanghai! They marched down Nanking Road and all of Shanghai waved to them and cheered. Nino and his compatriots repatriated to Italy, and my father began to talk about picking up his export-import business once more. But four years later the Communists came instead.Hopefully some of you Morons will try some of the recipes and get back to the rest of the Horde. It really isn't an assignment. I believe they call it wishful thinking. Halloween Musical Interlude
Real-life Indiana Jane, Alison Teal, 30, from Hawaii, took her bright pink board 150 metres underground to surf with more than six million skeletons.We enjoyed "spring forward" earlier this year. Right around the corner is "fall back". Is Daylight Saving Time to Blame for Seasonal Depression?It could easily be a factor. So does having 72 degree weather change to 20s and snow. Accused of plagiarism? It isn't a pleasant situation to be in. But it isn't as a bad as it once was. You could grow up to be the Vice President of The United States of America. Paste eating is optional not a requirement. Or you could become a journalist?After a little dust up with management he is still in a pretty good situation. Over the past few nights we have learned that there is a legion of baseball fans here at the AoSHQ. OK, which one of you baseball fan Moron did this? Fess up!
Steve Sanghi, CEO of Chandler, Arizona-based Microchip Technology Inc., told the Arizona Republic that failed drug tests and absenteeism are a growing problem at the company’s Colorado facility. “I would never move my business from Arizona to Colorado today and wouldn’t expand the business in Colorado because of the problems they’re having,” Sanghi said.
The original act could have won a Genius Award. What you are about to read will piss you off. The need for Tort Reform and Teacher Union Reform. In a Moron world, let her sue and when she lost she would pay the defendant's legal expense. Unfortunately, it's cheaper to settle at times than to fight. On a side note, that witch sure can down the Valu-Rite.
At one point, she mysteriously disappeared from the group, and was reportedly found passed out in the bathroom. Another staff member from the school drove her to a nearby hospital, where doctors said her blood alcohol level was 0.27, which is triple the legal driving limit in Wisconsin.When you blow a .27 you are eligible to relax at the hangover bar. The Genius Award winner. Genius Award winner runner-up. And no it's not Charlie Brown's Dildo. Or so he says. The feel good story of the day. No costume necessary when you join the group. News tips, loose change and a cup of coffee, black no sugar can be sent here.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 31, 2016 09:57 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 31, 2016 09:58 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 31, 2016 09:59 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 10:02 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:03 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 10:03 PM (3w+CX)
Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 10:03 PM (Z65m4)
I have a fairly large bag of Tabasco-spiked spicy cinnamon Jelly Belly beans. Wonder if it would be cruel to give 'em to the kids tonight... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:03 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 10:04 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:04 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:04 PM (NbJXF)
I'm Lutheran and *don't care for* Jello salad. Then again I was adopted and am of traditionally Catholic (Italian/Irish) extraction, which may help explain why.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:04 PM (u8kLQ)
If my mom or dad made those abominations for us, we'd starve.
Add some red food coloring, you'd have excellent stand-ins for the Blob.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:05 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 10:06 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2016 10:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 10:06 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:06 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Martin Luther Tang at October 31, 2016 10:06 PM (7zkP4)
Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 10:07 PM (oq2p9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:07 PM (k8DTS)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h7rd9oq
Perfect image with the perfect tagline.
Posted by: mpthompson at October 31, 2016 10:07 PM (I/SRC)
Jello shooters are easy to make and fun!
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (NbJXF)
These fing government bureaucrats. We have 2 foster kids placed as a preadoptive home. No dad on the birth certificate. Mom names some guy as dad. He denies it. CPS tells us today that dads great aunt is a licensed foster home and they are going to fast track interstate transfer to her. I ask "Dad denies paternity, how are you transferring to his family? " CPS response- He didn't do anything to disprove paternity! Why the hell would he? It makes no difference to him! Now we find out that it is not a great aunt, but the kids grandmothers sisters husbands brothers ex-wife! WTF! Not even related! They took moms word that this guy was the father, and took the fathers family contacts word that this lady is an aunt. No verification. Because it is less work to transfer the kids to an out of state foster home than it is to have them stay with us for 6 months and process an adoption. This is why we can't have nice things.
Rant off.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 10:06 PM (+lVUW)
I think that might have been when they made them laboriously, by gradually reducing gelatinous broths. I guess someone finally figured out you could just grind up some horse hooves...
Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (/x6xU)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Martin Luther Tang at October 31, 2016 10:06 PM (7zkP4)
I used to love that stuff. Wouldn't bet that I'd like it today, though.
Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 10:09 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Dr. Nesbit at October 31, 2016 10:09 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 10:09 PM (oq2p9)
If she had shucked some olives or anything else not oranges, pineapple, or grapes and sculpted it into a miniature Vesuvius, us kids would have been on the horn with CPS pronto.
Being an alcoholic is one thing.
Forcing your kids to eat THAT is child abuse.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:10 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Bubba's Love Child at October 31, 2016 10:10 PM (Tyii7)
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Cage match.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:10 PM (k8DTS)
Posted by: Dr. Nesbit at October 31, 2016 10:09 PM (DW+jj)
Oh, FFS. I thought we left that down below.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 10:10 PM (cJrMO)
It did not go so well.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 31, 2016 10:10 PM (Om16U)
Posted by: tbodie
I have some bad news for you.
Mis Hum IS a a Lutheran!!
It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Hey wait! I'm a Lutheran too! Scary stuff kids!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at October 31, 2016 10:10 PM (S6Pax)
I imagine *somebody* puts carrots in their Jello salad.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:11 PM (JmjOe)
Probably more accurate, now that I think about it.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:11 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 10:11 PM (cJrMO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:07 PM (k8DTS)
As a kid growing up the green jello salads only had shredded carrots and celery. Never olives. Ugh
Usually lime or orange jellos were used. Sometimes red, but that was seldom.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:11 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: joncelli, whose moobs are not calm at October 31, 2016 10:11 PM (1FhAQ)
The Bonzo Dog Doodah Band - Monster Mash 1968
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od2PBlZ3ZQM
With the brilliat Vivian Stanshall and Neil Innes.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 31, 2016 10:11 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Bubba's Love Child at October 31, 2016 10:11 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2016 10:12 PM (cJrMO)
I think it's considerably more than half the people that Hillary loathes. You know very well that our betters despise the welfare class and the working class. Union members and single moms on EBT cards can't seriously believe that Hillary likes their kind.
She uses the democratic party base to get into office so that she can amass more wealth. They're fools if they think otherwise.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 10:12 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 10:13 PM (Z65m4)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 31, 2016 09:57 PM (0O7c5)
That top one looks like eyeball salad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 10:13 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:13 PM (0mRoj)
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Iceberg lettuce
Tomatoes
Green peppers
Cheese
Cucumbers
Jello
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:13 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Bubba's Love Child at October 31, 2016 10:13 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:14 PM (uHcnA)
She uses the democratic party base to get into office so that she can amass more wealth. They're fools if they think otherwise.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Well, well, well. That sounds like pretty mean accusations.
Maybe someone like the FBI should investigate, huh?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at October 31, 2016 10:14 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Bombay Blue Sapphire Gin at October 31, 2016 10:14 PM (BbkFr)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy"
I'd love to foster a kid, but the amount of bureaucracy involved makes my toes curl.
Plus the loss of your second amendment rights (at least in North Carolina).
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:14 PM (w+Jhj)
Tomatoes
Green peppers
Cheese
Cucumbers
Jello
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Oh Lordy fixer, you're kidding, right?
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (6n332)
Posted by: somebody not ready for that jelly at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (DurKO)
Union members and single moms on EBT cards can't seriously believe that Hillary likes their kind.
Obama won the "cares about people like me" question over Romney by a zillion per cent. Hillary probably does over Trump as well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (IqV8l)
Nailed it!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:14 PM (uHcnA)
Send jello salad and a tater-tot casserole.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 10:13 PM (Z65m4)
Consider the tater tot. Crisp outside, soft and tender inside. A plain example of the triumph of civilization. Why would you want to stuff it into a casserole and lose everything that makes it what it is?
Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:07 PM (k8DTS)
Martini Jello- shots??
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (3w+CX)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:16 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: hillary "Felon" Clinton at October 31, 2016 10:16 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 31, 2016 10:16 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 10:16 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Dr. Nesbit at October 31, 2016 10:09 PM (DW+jj)
You just need the male pill. Completely insoluble, it is. Just put it in your shoe, and makes you limp.
Try the veal!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (CUYn5)
It did not go so well.
Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at October 31, 2016 10:10 PM (Om16U)
This ushered in the Calvinists if I remember correctly.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (DurKO)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: Top.Man. at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (AZIOF)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (cGqiy)
Posted by: tbodie
I have some bad news for you.
Mis Hum IS a a Lutheran!!
While that is news to me, tis not bad news. But it does expkain thr Jello salad fest.
Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 10:18 PM (Z65m4)
Good lord, she needs to get her kids to bed very soon!
Posted by: Flyboy at October 31, 2016 10:18 PM (oq2p9)
Posted by: hillary "Felon" Clinton at October 31, 2016 10:16 PM (75WaT)
Don't start a competition that you cannot possibly win.
Posted by: Guy who poops every 50 days at October 31, 2016 10:18 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 31, 2016 10:18 PM (Nwg0u)
wowowow. Hopefully the brief time the kids spent with you will carry them through. You never know what spark you may have started.
Posted by: batterup at October 31, 2016 10:18 PM (mtGE/)
In places like Michigan you can go for periods of time where the sun doesn't shine. There's your source of depression. A couple feet of snow on a sunny day isn't that bad. But two weeks of overcast skies and 2 feet of snow?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 10:18 PM (+lVUW)
Happy Halloween!!!
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:18 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:19 PM (sdi6R)
Send jello salad and a tater-tot casserole.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (
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No, I like SMFH too much for that.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:19 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: The Political Hat at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (vBeA5)
66 My poops are larger than IRS Circular 320.
Posted by: hillary "Felon" Clinton at October 31, 2016 10:16 PM (75WaT)
Don't start a competition that you cannot possibly win.
Posted by: Guy who poops every 50 days at October 31, 2016 10:18 PM (iMxBJ)
Russian spy!!
Posted by: hillary "Felon" Clinton at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (75WaT)
So, not a religion that seeks converts, then.
Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (kP16F)
lime jello, crushed canned pears, dream whip, and cream cheese.
Posted by: batterup at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (mtGE/)
These fing government bureaucrats. We have 2 foster kids placed as a preadoptive home. No dad on the birth certificate. Mom names some guy as dad. He denies it. CPS tells us today that dads great aunt is a licensed foster home and they are going to fast track interstate transfer to her. I ask "Dad denies paternity, how are you transferring to his family? " CPS response- He didn't do anything to disprove paternity! Why the hell would he? It makes no difference to him! Now we find out that it is not a great aunt, but the kids grandmothers sisters husbands brothers ex-wife! WTF! Not even related! They took moms word that this guy was the father, and took the fathers family contacts word that this lady is an aunt. No verification. Because it is less work to transfer the kids to an out of state foster home than it is to have them stay with us for 6 months and process an adoption. This is why we can't have nice things.
Rant off.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (dnWSK)
And this is why People look outside the US to adopt. I know we did. My wife had a coworker lose her adopted daughter because she had some Native American blood.
Hell it's cheaper to use a Indian woman in India as a rent a womb that go thru adoption, it was less than 20 grand. I researched it, all we had to do was supply the fertilized eggs and they could do it there or ship Frozen ones.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (zu88C)
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Why, next to my liverwurst pineapple, of course!
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (sdi6R)
LITTLE ROCK (KATV) - The Little Rock Police Department is working an active scene at the Clinton Presidential Library for a report of a shooting.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (3myMJ)
Good to know. The army is going to move me soon and NC is on the list.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (JmjOe)
http://tinyurl.com/zpy4tjr
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (NbJXF)
Sweet grannie: "Awww! What a clever Ewok costume."
ace: "It's not a costume, you mewling quim, this is how I really am. Now give me some candy. I just can't break my plateau. I've decided to blow all my GAINZZZ tonight. Or I'll slice you like a f*cking hammer."
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:14 PM (uHcnA)
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Miracle already happened
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:22 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: bluebell
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mmmm mmmm
Just like mom used to make.
When we were bad.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:22 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: rickl the deplorable"
Like that one demon in the DD Monster manual (3rd Edition). Can't remember the name right off the bat but looks just like him.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (uHcnA)
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Yes.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (eaeIS)
71 Lime Jello with shredded carrots is the one and true Lutheran salad. Live with it haters.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 31, 2016 10:17 PM (75WaT)
So, not a religion that seeks converts, then.
Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 10:20 PM (iMxBJ)
If a person is not capable of enjoying lime Jello with shredded carrots, what other sins have they committed?
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (3myMJ)
Billy Jeff shot himself three times in the back of his head with a single-shot 12 gauge?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (iMxBJ)
Splunge, I agree.
However. If you are ever in The Hill Country of Texas and find yourself near Spicewood, visit Opies BBQ.
Then get back to me.
Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (Z65m4)
My favorite Jello was one my grandma made.
Cherry jello with applesauce and melted red hots.
Sounds....... weird... But holy crap that was good.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:24 PM (JmjOe)
I'm a mackeral snapper but my mom made jello salad occasionally - but she put pineapple in hers.
The Eye-ties in the neighborhood served olives the right way - with the antipasto platter.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:24 PM (P8951)
http://tinyurl.com/zwzpeb5
I've been reading what I can every night. It's *789* pages and I'm almost a third of the way through. I learning a lot; I first learned broadcasting and video in the early 1980s, and have since realized that virtually none of that technology is used any more.
So now I'm learning about compression, codecs, film/video formats, non-linear editing systems, storage systems, online distribution... my head is swimming but at least I might know what the kids in the biz today are talking about again. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:24 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy"
Firearms must be stored in a locked container, unloaded, and ammo stored in a separate locked container.
May as well not even F'ing have them.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (w+Jhj)
I guess that means Lutherans also have fag priests?
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (NbJXF)
They always had a large selection of Jello that as a kid I saw ilike it was part of Willie Wonka's .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM (AetST)
Heh. I remember it. They had good corn muffins IIRC.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: James at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (jxw6R)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (DurKO)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:23 PM (uHcnA)
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Ummmm, nothing?
I bought a bottle of Dom to celebrate Hillary going down--and not on Huma either.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (eaeIS)
Im Lutheran.
No damn carrots in the jello salad.
But, then again.... Im Missouri Synod
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (JmjOe)
That explains a lot!
Posted by: ELCA at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (75WaT)
Believe it or not the details are very sketchy.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:22 PM (eaeIS)
I'm so glad to hear it!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
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Leaves and sticks.
Genius!
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:26 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 10:26 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 31, 2016 10:21 PM (3myMJ)
They never give us working girls a break.
Posted by: Shirley at October 31, 2016 10:27 PM (cGqiy)
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Really? Do Lutherans reciprocate?
Cuz Lutheran Communion serving a non Lutheran is a no no.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:27 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:22 PM (eaeIS)
I'm so glad to hear it!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (P8951)
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Yep!
Whodathunk that we'd see Hillary get sunk in real time?!
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:27 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:28 PM (P8951)
Rant off.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (dnWSK)
Amidst the bitching about a heartless bureaucracy, I'm sensing loss for the children you've become attached to?
If so, my condolences.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 31, 2016 10:28 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2016 10:28 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2016 10:28 PM (3Liv/)
Good night everyone. Enjoy the jello.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:28 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Dave
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NTTAWWT
I do too. It fills my minimum annual requirement for Citron.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (HwVbl)
Oh..... And SMFH...... GO CHIEFS.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (dtWKK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lefP0_ZM-Lw
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (P8951)
I like fruitcake too.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (wfDW1)
I can tolerate jello salad
i love fruitcake. my wife makes me a couple of loaves every Christmas using my moms recipe
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:30 PM (zu88C)
tinyurl.com/hnnx82z
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 31, 2016 10:30 PM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: Dave
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NTTAWWT
I do too. It fills my minimum annual requirement for Citron.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (HwVbl)
Makes a good improvised bludgeoning weapon in a pinch.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:27 PM (JmjOe)
Yep, ELCA.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at October 31, 2016 10:30 PM (75WaT)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:30 PM (NbJXF)
full of stories about everyone dressing as Trump and killary but not a
single one was seen. ZERO clowns either.
Posted by: James"
No H or T costumes whatsoever. One young teen running around in a clown outfit.
I dressed as a crazy barber, with a barber's jacket that had blood spattered all over. I had a headless corpse sitting in a chair (my last customer, who didn't tip me, I explained to the kids.) A working electric haircutter, and a fake straight razor. Also a fake pair of scissors sticking out of my head.
A lot of the younger ones took a few steps back when I turned on the electric cutters.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:30 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (cPsPa)
Says the guy who doesn't care for Buicks
;
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:30 PM (voOPb)
That Jello salad ad looks like it has multiple eyes and a mouth.
Alfred Hitchcock TV episode "The Jar"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0394054
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2016 10:31 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Zombie Paul Prudhomme at October 31, 2016 10:31 PM (7zkP4)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (JmjOe)
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We own Arrowhead.
And we thrive on the road.
See ya Dec 8.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 10:31 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (JmjOe)
Then again, the serial liars TFG and FAB seem to be doing quite well too.
*longs for the days of the community stocks and rotten tomatoes*
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 31, 2016 10:16 PM (DW+jj)
First we have to figure out how to get it on a stick
Posted by: The MN State Fair at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (BXC+l)
I am ashamed to admit, I like jello salad.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Jello 1-2-3
http://tinyurl.com/z5g2jm9
A legitimately great product back in the day.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (/x6xU)
1 to 1-1/2 LB browned ground beef (less fat the better)
1 can Cream of Mushroom soup
1 can Milk
2 8 oz packages of shredded cheese - whatever kind you want
1 bag tater tots
Mix soup and milk well.
In 9X13 casserole, cover bottom with ground beef.
Cover beef with 1 package cheese.
Cover with Tater Tots
Pour soup mix evenly over tater tots
Cover with other package cheese.
Bake, uncovered, at 350 degrees for 45 minutes.
Easy-peasy, and the kids love it.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (R5EqA)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (cGqiy)
;
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:30 PM (voOPb)
well yeah but does that seem inconsistent? I would think any place with a table full of jello molds with carrots and crockpots full of chili spoiled with carrots would have a parking lot full of buicks.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:33 PM (cPsPa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3fAcxcxoZ8
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:33 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (JmjOe)
Just like the Episcopal church, Anglican in name only.
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:33 PM (NbJXF)
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Thats cuz even the Raider Players cant stand Raider Fans.
See ya on the 8th.....
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:33 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (gyKtp)
sp indeed!
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:34 PM (cPsPa)
The tank had developed a little hole in the bottom. Second one in about 10 years -- I got this compressor from a neighbor, who kept it outside in a little shed, dirt floor. It wasn't level and he let water pool up on the front end, which is the root cause of.
I was hoping the hole was just a little pitting corrosion thing. But there was a spot that was pretty thin around it. So, I had to move off enough to the side to find thick enough metal to lay a "fence bend" all around it, close to 2", sort of triangular shaped, it worked out. Then I turned the machine down and laid down some "dobbing" all in the middle of the fence. Basically just melting wire.
Once I got that laid down, I had a thick enough substrate to then turn it up and lay down a good burn in layer, getting good wetting and all that. Very tedious work -- weld a bit, then clean the hell out of it, weld some more. Since it's going to hold pressure, you don't want the slightest hint of a crap inclusion.
Got it done, then pumped it up and it held 125psi for 24 hours, needle didn't move.
And for the record, welding pressure vessels is something one should not do. Don't do it. It's dangerous.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 31, 2016 10:34 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (cGqiy)
Yep! mamaw did this with her carrot cake.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 10:34 PM (3w+CX)
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:34 PM (NbJXF)
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:34 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (cGqiy)
we use brandy soaked towels. moist
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
no it is buicks full of carrots.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (cPsPa)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Randy at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (7zkP4)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2016 10:36 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (gyKtp)
especially if it is not made in a ring shape.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:36 PM (cPsPa)
I guess that means Lutherans also have fag priests?
Posted by: Nip Sip
If you don't like being a Pisky, but still enjoy the high church experience, you could always join ACNA (Anglican Church of North America).
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 10:36 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: The MN State Fair"
I can actually eat Jello with chopsticks.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:36 PM (w+Jhj)
Okay, really leaving now.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:36 PM (uHcnA)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (gyKtp)
So stop fucking it. Or at least warm it up first.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:36 PM (0mRoj)
Rant off.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:08 PM (dnWSK)
Amidst the bitching about a heartless bureaucracy, I'm sensing loss for the children you've become attached to?
If so, my condolences.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 31, 2016 10:28 PM (kKHcp)
Of course. And we're not allowed to retain an attorney until we have had the kids 6 months. This is only 3. We were told that if this is going to be a problem for us, they will move the kids to another home until the transfer. Proving that it is all about the easiest path for CPS, not what is best for the kids. And this is Texas.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:37 PM (dnWSK)
I've never thought of putting olives and celery in lime jello but what are those little flat squares? Cheese maybe?
Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2016 10:37 PM (JSovD)
well yeah but does that seem inconsistent? I would think any place with a table full of jello molds with carrots and crockpots full of chili spoiled with carrots would have a parking lot full of buicks.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:33 PM (cPsPa)
Carrots in chili would be grounds for excommunication.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:37 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (gyKtp)
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Then stop putting yer dick in it.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:37 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: detective thorn at October 31, 2016 10:37 PM (xIunr)
We see your Jello salad, and raise you 300 recipes for deviled eggs.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 10:38 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
no it is buicks full of carrots.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:35 PM (cPsPa)
Ah. That makes so much more sense.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:38 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 10:38 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: publius"
I've MIG welded a custom intercooler for a turbocharged car. But that only had to hold about 25PSI.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:38 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: devout moslem at October 31, 2016 10:38 PM (xIunr)
Posted by: Chupacabra at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (/x6xU)
They were created to be a thorn in the NFL's side.
Al Davis hated the NFL for a reason and most of the owners returned the sentiment.
You could say that the Raiders organization is the Donald Trump of the NFL.
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (eaeIS)
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Really? Do Lutherans reciprocate?
Cuz Lutheran Communion serving a non Lutheran is a no no.
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You're all welcome here with the Catholics! Please don't crowd our Muslim friends, and remember not to stare at their women wearing garbage bags.
Posted by: Pope Frank, peace be upon him at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (hqqM5)
Posted by: devout moslem at October 31, 2016 10:38 PM (xIunr)
you are missing a "t" in there
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (cPsPa)
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Would have been a shooting and a rape but being within 100 yards of the Clinton Library is construed as consent.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at October 31
Nothing says gross more than eggs mixed with mayo
Guess I'll stay Lutheran
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (voOPb)
Picked up an AR-15, a 20 gauge shotgun, and a small Sig Sauer .380 carry pistol for my wife.
We are ready.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (wfDW1)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at October 31, 2016 10:16 PM (DW+jj)
First we have to figure out how to get it on a stick
Posted by: The MN State Fair at October 31, 2016 10:32 PM (BXC+l)
They had it at the Texas State Fair
Posted by: In Exile at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (Z7AXG)
Okay, really leaving now.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2016 10:36 PM (uHcnA) ***
Or you could post it here tonight. You know, just in case we miss the Sunday food thread.
Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (cGqiy)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:40 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 10:40 PM (dtWKK)
I rather doubt a murderous lust for power is a "faith"!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 10:38 PM (kP16F)
Always worked for me.
Posted by: Josef Stalin at October 31, 2016 10:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2016 10:41 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: zombie henry viii at October 31, 2016 10:41 PM (xIunr)
Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 10:15 PM
Jules makes the most delicious tater tot casserole, I think she got it from my Grandma.
Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2016 10:41 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:40 PM (JmjOe)
That's kind of taking the tiny house thing to the extreme, isn't it?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2016 10:42 PM (BXC+l)
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 31, 2016 10:42 PM (hqqM5)
I think the jello is just for fruit-glue though.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:42 PM (zu88C)
http://tinyurl.com/zlthj4f
oh baby
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (zu88C)
I loved that show as a kid. I recently rewatched all the episodes on hulu.
Posted by: Stating The Obvious at October 31, 2016 10:43 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 10:40 PM (dtWKK)
You're pretty accurate in your assessment. There is also the ELS
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:43 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:43 PM (eaeIS)
They were created to be a thorn in the NFL's side.
"
I remember reading Madden's book a long time back.
The two stories that I remember are the one about the receiver that coated himself with Stick-um so much that he caught the ball and let go with his hands, only to have the ball remain stuck to his jersey.
The other one was the Offensive Lineman that got tired of the opposing teams Defensive Lineman doing a head slap on him when the ball was snapped, so he stuck a nail in the side of his helmet.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:43 PM (w+Jhj)
It's the Lords Supper, it is between me and the Lord. If I happen to be at a Lutheran, catholic, Anglican, or whatever service in my travels I care not for their approval.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:43 PM (dnWSK)
So am I; even wrote a doctoral dissertation on Dr. Martin. I'm waiting for a major earthquake in the neighborhood of Wittenberg (or maybe a SMOD strike on the ELCA headquarters in Chicago) as evidence of Herr Doktor's displeasure with the current theology-free wusses who dominate the ELCA.
As for Jello, I come from the German part of American Lutheranism rather than the Scandi. We're fueled by beer, bratwurst, and Bach rather than Jello salads.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2016 10:43 PM (3C9q2)
*ponders Buick in the garage*
*dammit, I may have to change cars... or churches*
Hold it. Do Lutherans use kneelers, cause that would be a deal-breaker.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:44 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: fixerupper
Teh Horde never disappoints.
I ate many a school lunch growing up, and apparently the only dessert those asswipes could afford to serve involved some version of Jello.
Unlike that cockbite Jason Biggs, who had the luxury of fucking a warm apple pie.
Frickin' yuppie scum.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 10:44 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2016 10:42 PM (BXC+l)
A few devilled-egg farts, and that tiny house won't be so tiny anymore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 10:44 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Lime Gel Richie at October 31, 2016 10:44 PM (dtWKK)
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How can you not love the Raiders?
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:45 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Stating The Obvious"
They also have U.F.O.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:45 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Stating The Obvious
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We broke moms irons shooting them at each other
The Eagles - Lunar Chinooks!
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:45 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2016 10:45 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
A good thing too considering how damaging it is to goat dicks to extract.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 31, 2016 10:46 PM (v4Dtx)
Hold it. Do Lutherans use kneelers, cause that would be a deal-breaker.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:44 PM (HwVbl)
Kneeling optional
Pot luck mandatory
With my knees there is no way to kneel
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:46 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 10:41 PM (AetST)
Egg nog is finally starting to show up in the stores again.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 31, 2016 10:46 PM (BXC+l)
Posted by: Lime Gel Richie at October 31, 2016 10:44 PM (dtWKK)
-------1
Thread.
Winner.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 31, 2016 10:46 PM (JmjOe)
They report Her Majesty has something called a "faith life"!!11!!!
I'm willing to lay out some serious coin that she was an Inquisitor who took special pleasure in torture in a past life.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2016 10:46 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:45 PM (w+Jhj)
U.F.O. was awesome. Especially the purple haired chicks.
Posted by: Stating The Obvious at October 31, 2016 10:47 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: Raider Nation"
Never said I didn't. Always had a soft spot for them, ever since the "Immaculate Deception".
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:47 PM (w+Jhj)
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Wasn't just the receivers.
Stickum was like Kiwi for soldiers back in the 70s.
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:47 PM (eaeIS)
I could literally live on deviled eggs.
Posted by: fixerupper
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At our quarterly Sunday School potluck, there are *never* deviled eggs left over.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:48 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:48 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2016 10:48 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Stating The Obvious"
Livin up to your name there buddy.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 10:49 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 31, 2016 10:49 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: ThunderB at October 31, 2016 10:49 PM (+GOlG)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 10:41 PM (AetST)
It's like drinking glue. No thanks.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:49 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 31, 2016 10:48 PM (mvenn)
___
If it doesn't help the Raiders, fuck 'em.
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:49 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:50 PM (eaeIS)
Hillary supporter and super-lib Jeffrey Wells of Hollywood Elsewhere, is now complaining about the SJW campaign to basically eliminate the differences between men and women.
(Interestingly, he's commenting on a Vanity Fair article in which singer Adele threw a fit at an interviewer, about her right to not shave her legs.)
http://www.hollywood-elsewhere.com/2016/10/marlene-dietrichs-perfect-legs-talk/
Here's the money:
"I'm sorry but what's next, women with beards? Hairy female legs are profoundly unattractive, the female equivalent of a naked man with large sloping breasts or a schlong the size of a cashew nut. I very much doubt if I'm alone on this.
I noticed a dark-haired woman in shorts on the G train earlier this month, and her legs were as hairy as Omar Sharif's, and right away I inaudibly moaned. I did everything I could to avoid looking in their general direction, but I couldn't think of anything else. Then I began ordering myself to stop thinking like an old fart and get with the program and accept that hairy female legs are the next barrier to fall. Marlene Dietrich would be appalled, of course, but she's dead.
The eventual goal, I realize, is to diminish and eventually eliminate all physical characteristics that are traditionally male or female, and for everyone to just blend into a big politically correct melting pot sexually, racially, gender-wise. It used to be that cows were cows and bulls were bulls, but no more. Just ask the LGBTQs, right, guys?"
Uh, Jeff: you and your "progressive" feminist ilk are *directly* responsible for this bullshit. Don't come crying now that you find you can't tell the women from the men, and have lost the right to even say anything about it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:51 PM (u8kLQ)
U.F.O. was awesome. Especially the purple haired chicks.
Posted by: Stating The Obvious
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In the FYOO CHERALL WIMMENZ WILL WEAR TIGHT FITTING JUMPSUITS/11 year old Mort
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:51 PM (zu88C)
But do you give credit to the guy that stuck his theses under the knocker like a civilized person?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2016 10:51 PM (VdICR)
Khalil Mack is still hungry for some Osweiller...
Those five sacks last year just wasn't enough
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:51 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 10:36 PM (dtWKK)
My cousin is an Anglican priest. He's also a conservative, an author and musician and a really nice guy.
If his church was around here I'd go to it. More traditional service than most Catholic churches nowadays.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Stating The Obvious at October 31, 2016 10:47 PM (cmE8J)
And the submarine chicks wearing fishnet! Sylvia Anderson (Lady Penelope) had it going on with her costume designs.
Posted by: Stating The Obvious at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (cmE8J)
Pot luck mandatory
With my knees there is no way to kneel
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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I've never been able to figure it out, but kneelers hurt my back. It's weird. I can stand all day, sit all day, everything's fine. One minute on a kneeler and my back is killing me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (HwVbl)
"Egg nog is finally starting to show up in the stores again."
While picking up a gallon of milk yesterday I spied pumpkin flavored eggnog in the dairy case. You know nothing is safe from pumpkin flavoring anymore.
Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2016 10:53 PM (JSovD)
Osweiller spent more time on his back over at Mile High last year than on his feet when the Mack truck got his eyes on him.
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:53 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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I feel the same way about 1984
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:53 PM (HwVbl)
Like I said, a pretty awesome man of the cloth.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:53 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 10:54 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:50 PM (eaeIS)
Just waiting. You already know the outcome.
Posted by: Stating The Obvious at October 31, 2016 10:54 PM (cmE8J)
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In January, pumpkin spice fish sticks and pumpkin spice jello will be half off.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:54 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2016 10:51 PM (VdICR)
Martin Luther was a monk. He didn't have no truck with knockers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 10:54 PM (CUYn5)
If his church was around here I'd go to it. More traditional service than most Catholic churches nowadays.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (P8951)
Not surprising Donna, as you are good people
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:54 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 10:53 PM (AetST)
Potato Salad?
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at October 31, 2016 10:54 PM (R5EqA)
You earn the right not to shave your legs when you can parallel park for shit.
Until then, you shave your legs, bitch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 10:54 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:55 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:55 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Basement Cat
Yeah, me too. Many more German-American Lutherans than all that Scandi horse - puckey.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at October 31, 2016 10:55 PM (S6Pax)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv55K8-CbF8
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 10:55 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:49 PM (0mRoj)
eggnog is loose pudding....with rum!
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 10:55 PM (3w+CX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:55 PM (u8kLQ)
---
Like that evil bitch prays to God.
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (LuZz8)
We are ready.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2016 10:39 PM (wfDW1)
Really? Got 1k rounds per caliber? How about a red-dot or suitable scope and a sling?
A rail light or lazer sight for the .380?
NOT READY!
Seriously, getting prepped for the unknown is like starting a Barbie or Pokemon collection.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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I feel the same way about 1984
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 10:53 PM (HwVbl)
DAMN!!!!!!!
Posted by: Zager & Evans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdSqLfuRN18
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (VdICR)
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What.?? You think Im just going to talk to you like your the only one that could hear my voice?
They'll lock you up for that.
Posted by: God at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (JmjOe)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 10:55 PM (3w+CX)
That doesn't really increase its appeal.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 10:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 10:57 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (u8kLQ)
Great. Then she can afford to hire someone to shave her legs for her too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 10:57 PM (SRKgf)
My best friend from HS became an Anglican priest. He was as conservative as they came. Turned me on to Limbaugh in the early 90s. He went to the manhattan theological seminary and came out a lefty loon.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2016 10:57 PM (dnWSK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 10:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 10:53 PM (AetST)
Potato Salad?"
Chicken salad was the culprit at an office pot luck several years ago. It was so epic it's become an office legend.
Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2016 10:58 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM (VdICR)
1966: even a rumor of homosexuality was social poison.
2016: even a rumor of normal sexuality was social poison.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 10:59 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 10:59 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 10:59 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: browndog at October 31, 2016 10:59 PM (ccfl2)
==
3 snaps up in a circle
mm mm mm
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 11:00 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at October 31, 2016 11:00 PM (J8/9G)
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:47 PM (eaeIS)
Why would soldiers use stickum? Serious question.
Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 11:00 PM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 10:57 PM (SRKgf)
Isn't Adele some sort of porky pop singer? Why should I care if she shaves her legs. I don't listen to her music; in fact I doubt I would recognize an Adele song if I heard it played.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:01 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:00 PM (AetST)
it is
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:01 PM (voOPb)
- Structures, roads and bridges
- Major aqueducts
- Mayonnaise
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 11:01 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
No, it's
THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
and no one is ready for that!!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at October 31, 2016 11:02 PM (S6Pax)
Also, of interest to nobody but me and possibly Fenelon, the Orthodox Church has never undergone any reformation other than that business in 1054AD when we parted ways with the "Latins" -
(How many Orthodox does it take to change a lightbulb? What is this "change" you speak of?)
Posted by: Miss Sippi at October 31, 2016 11:02 PM (ByoS/)
Miracle Whip for the win!
Posted by: God at October 31, 2016 11:02 PM (JmjOe)
than the Scandi. We're fueled by beer, bratwurst, and Bach rather than
Jello salads.
This. And good genes. I'm a lucky girl.
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:02 PM (6UwHL)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 11:02 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:02 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Basement Cat
You want a sign? In 2009, as the ELCA convention met to approve a measure allowing homosexuals to serve as clergy, a tornado ripped through the shingles of the church next to the convention center, damaging the steeple, and causing the cross to tip over, so that it was facing upside down. I kid you not.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 11:03 PM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Raider Nation
With all the drunken smack talk I'm making against Jello...
I'll still HATE Jello in the mornin'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 11:03 PM (gyKtp)
I may have an interview in a couple of weeks, and there a couple of possibilities that have arisen, so we will see what unfolds.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 11:03 PM (0mRoj)
Unfortunately Adele seems to have lately taken some charm lessons from Jennifer Lawrence. Pretty soon she'll be burning American flags onstage and trying to out-twerk Miley.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2016 11:03 PM (u8kLQ)
Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2016 11:03 PM (JSovD)
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:05 PM (6UwHL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds
Dude, everybody's luck changes. It's going to happen.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at October 31, 2016 11:05 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:06 PM (KP5rU)
2016: even a rumor of normal sexuality was social poison.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 10:59 PM (SRKgf)
Shoe on head did a funny sketch about this.
1946: Mom, Dad...I'm gay!
Well, off to electroshock therapy for you!
2046: Mom, Dad...I'm straight!
Well, off to electroshock therapy for you!
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 11:06 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2016 11:06 PM (JSovD)
https://youtu.be/rYEDA3JcQqw
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2016 11:06 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 11:06 PM (iMxBJ)
DAMN!!!!!!!
Posted by: Zager & Evans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdSqLfuRN18
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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"Zager & Evans" would make a hell of a trivia question. I'm not sure I *ever* knew their names. One-hit wonders, too bad.
Wiki:
"In the Year 2525 (Exordium & Terminus)" was written by Richard (Rick) S. Evans.[1] It was registered with the performing rights organization Broadcast Music, Inc.[2] The song warned of the dangers of technology, portraying a future in which the human race was destroyed by its own technological and medical innovations. The last stanza of the song suggests mankind undergoes a continuing cycle of birth, death and rebirth.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:06 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 10:58 PM (AetST)
Whuut? I never throw away what I can just as easily take for a canoe ride.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 31, 2016 11:07 PM (kKHcp)
I may have an interview in a couple of weeks,
and there a couple of possibilities that have arisen, so we will see
what unfolds.
Posted by: Insomniac
===
Schweet!
A really sharp guy gave me advice. Work out. Exercise ( Walk the dog, ride stationary bike, whatever) everyday.
Get Vitamin D - sunshine.
They can smell depression on you.
This thing that broke for me? It wasn't my exp/creds/edu that they were impressed with.
They thought I was a "good guy" that they wanted to "hang out with" . They would "figure out the position later."
Crazy huh?
Keep me posted. Gotta snooze. Resetting the clock for work mode ya know.
Hasta la carne.
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 11:08 PM (zu88C)
This German appetizer made with hamburger and served raw.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/heh4qmn
Posted by: Willy J. at October 31, 2016 11:08 PM (Ha50C)
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:05 PM (6UwHL)
Thanks. Yeah, "diversity" is a cast-iron bitch. I've been concerned that being too white, too straight and too male may be something of an obstacle.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 11:08 PM (0mRoj)
It doesn't surprise me at all. That 2009 decision was a disaster on so many levels.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 31, 2016 11:09 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:10 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:06 PM (KP5rU
That vision is so wrong, so bad. So Chavez!!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:10 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Mortimer, deplorable at October 31, 2016 11:11 PM (zu88C)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 31, 2016 11:11 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2016 11:11 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 10:53 PM (AetST)
Potato Salad?"
Chicken salad was the culprit at an office pot luck several years ago. It was so epic it's become an office legend.
Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2016 10:58 PM (JSovD)
Mayo sound like the common ingredient.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:00 PM (AetST)
Had a woman bring soup to a carry-in at our house one day. She had made it the night before. Put it in her car while in church the next morning then brought it to our party that afternoon. It was summer. The soup was bubbling from the 'fermentation'.
Temperature control, not ingredients, are the friend or foe.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 11:12 PM (3w+CX)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:00 PM (AetST)
it is
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:01 PM (voOPb)
Mis Hum, you will of course appreciate this.
They must have used Sam and Ella's Mayonaise.
https://youtu.be/YFiNxdGRAzg
Posted by: buzzion at October 31, 2016 11:12 PM (bMG0w)
Media delenda est. But not with pizza. That's too good for them.
Posted by: vivi at October 31, 2016 11:12 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters.
Or never even been to one. - The Cleveland Browns
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at October 31, 2016 11:12 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 11:12 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: josephistan at October 31, 2016 11:11 PM (7qAYi)
Meat, potatoes, veggies and desert. I don't see a problem.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:13 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Deplorable LASue at October 31, 2016 11:13 PM (wgFcF)
Posted by: josephistan
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I'm not sure that is true. I often have conversations with folks who agree the much flavor has gone out of some foods, particularly meats.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (KP5rU)
Yup.
Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2016 11:03 PM (JSovD)
Sounds like you could give a ... clinic... on it...
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (qf6WZ)
I think that, more than jello, cream of mushroom soup is the "go-to" ingredient for casserole dishes.
Green beans, cream of mushroom soup and french fried onions ... yuck.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (BK3ZS)
Yep. The kicker is it was a court clerk job for an area of law that I have been a paralegal in for almost 20 yrs. I'm not too heart broken. PERA is broke.
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (6UwHL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 10:54 PM (voOPb)
As are you, Mis Hum
Thanks for the ONT and good night to the Horde.Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (P8951)
Green beans, cream of mushroom soup and french fried onions ... yuck.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (BK3ZS)
Thanksgiving staple. Love it.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at October 31, 2016 11:15 PM (R5EqA)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at October 31, 2016 10:24 PM (P8951)
The right way to serve olives.
Slice a bunch of green olives. Mix them with some mayonaise. Fry up a big ol' hamburger. Grill the bun in the hamburger juice. Put the hamburger on the bottom bun. Put the mayo olive mixture on the hamburger. Top with top bun. Enjoy.
Oops, salt and pepper the hamburger when you cook it. Salt makes everything good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 11:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 31, 2016 11:15 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:15 PM (voOPb)
Not bad, not bad at all.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at October 31, 2016 11:16 PM (R5EqA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (KP5rU)
The exoskeleton gets a chatter in it at certain stresses and extensions. Kind of like wheel hop in a drag racer. We're working on it.
Posted by: Hillary's Biomech Team at October 31, 2016 11:16 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (BK3ZS)
You're a sad soul arent you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:17 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:05 PM (6UwHL)
Learn to feign stupidity.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 11:18 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:18 PM (6UwHL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:18 PM (KP5rU)
I guess that means Lutherans also have fag priests?
Posted by: Nip Sip at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (NbJXF)
Well, I'd laugh at you for this, but have you seen what we now have for a pope? He's probably going to cross the border illegally just so he can vote for that commie Hillary and help to destroy organized religion.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 11:18 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 31, 2016 11:19 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 31, 2016 11:19 PM (s7hQ/)
Basketball: white man's game.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 11:19 PM (SRKgf)
Yep. The kicker is it was a court clerk job for an area of law that I have been a paralegal in for almost 20 yrs. I'm not too heart broken. PERA is broke.
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (6UwHL)
Still, that's very telling.
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at October 31, 2016 11:19 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (dKiJG)
Hates kids would be my guess.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
Cook tater totes till crispy
Heat up canned chili (your pick for favorite)
Pour chili over totes
Cover with cheese and microwave for a minute
Top with chopped white onion and jalapeños
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 31, 2016 11:22 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Peggy at October 31, 2016 11:22 PM (HBU7W)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (dKiJG)
Hates kids would be my guess.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
The little Nikasil cylinder blocks would be crunchy, I reckon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:22 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Not enough damping in the suspension. Tighten up the valving or increase the viscosity of the damper fluid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:23 PM (ysprU)
Posted by: Fred Biletnikoff at October 31, 2016 11:23 PM (cGqiy)
Native Americans culturally appropriated the friggin' WHEEL from the white man.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 11:24 PM (3w+CX)
Massive thanks to Danger Girl for getting all those postal match photos posted and so quickly. Besides, she has a fantastic avatar on the site.
One can never have too much gun pron.
Posted by: JTB at October 31, 2016 11:24 PM (V+03K)
Cook tater totes till crispy
Heat up canned chili (your pick for favorite)
Pour chili over totes
Cover with cheese and microwave for a minute
Top with chopped white onion and jalapenos
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 31, 2016 11:22 PM (BS8yt)
Sonic sells this very thing, chili cheese tater tots. Damn good stuff.
Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 11:24 PM (Z65m4)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:25 PM (ysprU)
344 Green beans, cream of mushroom soup and french fried onions ... yuck.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (BK3ZS)
You're a sad soul arent you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:17 PM (voOPb)
Not at all. Found a better recipe for which I prepare the onions myself, no cream o' whatever soup and the secret ingredient - bacon.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2016 11:25 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 10:47 PM (eaeIS)
Why would soldiers use stickum? Serious question.
Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 11:00 PM (Z65m4)
---
*sigh*
Stickum for the Raiders back in the 70s was like kiwi for soldiers.
You never NOT used it.
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 11:25 PM (eaeIS)
One can never have too much gun pron.
Posted by: JTB
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Wait. Were all of the targets posted?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:26 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:26 PM (6UwHL)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2016 11:26 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 11:24 PM (3w+CX)
Not to mention iron, and everything made from it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:26 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 11:26 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2016 11:27 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:27 PM (KP5rU)
I like fruitcake too.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (wfDW1)
There's fruitcake from a place in Texas that's actually good. My late brother, who lived in Texas, would send some to my dad for Christmas. I looked up the bakery online and was shocked at the price. They must use very good ingredients because it didn't have that harsh taste that the cheap stuff has.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 11:28 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (KP5rU)
I remember watching a Raider's game back in the day, and Hayes had so much stickum on him, that after he intercepted a pass and gave it to the ref, the ref tried to throw it to another ref and it stuck to his hand.
Not superglue stick, but stuck enough that the ball went straight up i the air.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 11:28 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:27 PM (KP5rU)
Twerktion-Masters.
(denounces self)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:28 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:29 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:25 PM (ysprU)
He has gone soft on them then. I can think of a half dozen candies that would and could do more damage
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:29 PM (voOPb)
Stickum for the Raiders back in the 70s was like kiwi for soldiers.
You never NOT used it.
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 11:25 PM (eaeIS)
*Hangs head in shame*
I blame the lack of whiskey for this obvious fail on my part. I will correct this tomorrow night.
Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 11:29 PM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:26 PM (CUYn5)
Plus ... horses. And firearms. And liquor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 11:29 PM (SRKgf)
active scene at the Clinton Presidential Library for a report of a
shooting.
Yup, all over a blue dress.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 31, 2016 11:29 PM (5huyv)
this is from yesterdays broadcast on Cowherds Radio show.
jump to minute:
47:08 on phillip rivers
47:45 on Carr
http://foxsportsradio.iheart.com/media/play/27431823/
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 11:29 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 11:24 PM (3w+CX)
Not to mention iron, and everything made from it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The horse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:30 PM (HwVbl)
Haven't even begun to read the rest of the content, but for this story alone, thank you, Mis.Hum.!
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 31, 2016 11:30 PM (BcNLK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:30 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 11:24 PM (3w+CX)
Not to mention iron, and everything made from it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:26 PM (CUYn5
Casinos, heap big wampum
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:30 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 31, 2016 11:30 PM (BcNLK)
Thanks so much.
To be honest with you that was my favorite story that I came across as I was preparing the ONT
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:31 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 10:52 PM (KP5rU)
I remember watching a Raider's game back in the day, and Hayes had so much stickum on him, that after he intercepted a pass and gave it to the ref, the ref tried to throw it to another ref and it stuck to his hand.
Not superglue stick, but stuck enough that the ball went straight up i the air.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 11:28 PM (1JnAL)
--
Ahhhh...those were the days...
Meeting those Raider greats as a wee lass...priceless.
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 11:32 PM (eaeIS)
Link in sidebar. Even better the images of the guns used are in the link too.
Posted by: Willy J. at October 31, 2016 11:32 PM (Ha50C)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 11:28 PM (+lVUW)
"We never eat fruitcake 'cause fruitcake has rum,
And one little bite turns a man to a bum.
Can you imagine a greater disgrace,
Than a man in the gutter with crumbs on his face?
Away, away with rum, by gum, with rum, by gum, with run, by gum,
Away, away with rum, by gum, it's the song of the Temperance Union"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:32 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:32 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2016 11:28 PM (+lVUW)
Collin Street Bakery, maybe? I think that's the place I ordered from one year. I guess I don't like fruitcake, because I didn't really like it, but I had to admit that I couldn't imagine a better version. Expensive, but the stuff is dense, so maybe not so expensive per pound.
Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 11:34 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:34 PM (eaeIS)
Meat, potatoes, veggies and desert. I don't see a problem.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:13 PM (voOPb)
Yeah, but dessert was the Jello salad in the first picture.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 31, 2016 11:35 PM (sdi6R)
Zevon also wrote a song called The Hockey Song.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 31, 2016 11:35 PM (s7hQ/)
Kiwi? I'm familiar with the bird and the fruit, but neither seems correct in context.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2016 11:35 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Splunge at October 31, 2016 11:34 PM (iMxBJ)
Astronomers are looking in the wrong place for dark matter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:35 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 31, 2016 11:35 PM (TBaYV)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:34 PM (eaeIS)
Yes. F%ck Jerry Jones.
Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 11:35 PM (Z65m4)
Of course, ours was much more exciting.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:36 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2016 11:35 PM (GDulk)
It is an old, longstanding name in shoe polish.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:37 PM (CUYn5)
Not to mention iron, and everything made from it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The horse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
And the iron horse.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2016 11:37 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Free enterprise --- Ain't it grand?
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2016 11:37 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2016 11:35 PM (GDulk)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwi_%28shoe_polish%29
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:37 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 31, 2016 11:38 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2016 11:37 PM (IqV8l)
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http://www.zazzle.com/4th_id_iron_horse_bumper_sticker-128208399869128228
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:38 PM (eaeIS)
potential for food poisoning?"
>>> Potato Salad?
"Chicken salad was the culprit at an office pot luck several years ago. It was so epic it's become an office legend."
I have brought variations of all three to picnics and potlucks.
I'll bring a larger container with a bunch of ice and partially submerge the serving container. Consistent low temps are your friend.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 31, 2016 11:38 PM (noWW6)
Answer: Because they killed off all of the possible domesticatable draft animals!
Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:39 PM (NiR1r)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:39 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:33 PM (AetST)
Africans never invented writing, preferring the "oral tradition," aka "bullshitting." Also necessarily never invented literature or philosophy, and never invented mathematics, astronomy, or science.
Draw your own inferences.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 11:39 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: JTB at October 31, 2016 11:40 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2016 11:40 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:38 PM (AetST)
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Raiders are 6-2 and the Cowboys are 6-1.
Might want to pay attention and actually watch the games, instead of being a I-don't-know-wtf-I'm-talking-about-but-fuck-the-cowboys-and-raiders-durrr
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:42 PM (eaeIS)
Answer: Because they killed off all of the possible domesticatable draft animals!
Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:39 PM (NiR1r)
Read Jared Diamond's horseshit (zebrashit?) in exculpating non-whites for their failings. If he expended one-tenth as much energy in exalting whites and Asians for their accomplishments, we'd be considered gods.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 11:42 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:42 PM (NiR1r)
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:42 PM (6UwHL)
I guess I should denounce myself for labelling him. I like him. And I supposed getting pissed off at your lover knows no boundaries.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 31, 2016 11:43 PM (s7hQ/)
Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:39 PM (NiR1r)
Well, moose can be broke to saddle, or to pull wagons, but they won't eat hay. They have to browse. And I think the Cossacks, who did that trick, had prior experience with horses, so had a knowledge base to work from.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:43 PM (CUYn5)
Thanks. I remember my dad polishing his shoes when I was little, but it's not something civilians do much I guess.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 31, 2016 11:43 PM (GDulk)
F%ck Jerry Jones with a barbed pinapple turned sideways.
Posted by: tbodie at October 31, 2016 11:43 PM (Z65m4)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:43 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Infidel at October 31, 2016 11:42 PM (6UwHL)
what do you call a MN Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A thief
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:43 PM (voOPb)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793135602631897088
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793135835784896513
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793135972053647361
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793136097685569537
Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2016 11:44 PM (Ya7zs)
Or that his eyes are wired up to a device that televises everything he sees and hears to Moscow?
/I feel as if I should post this on HuffPo...
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 31, 2016 11:44 PM (hqqM5)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 31, 2016 11:45 PM (FYrz1)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793136216980021249
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793136351499677696
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793136460362833921
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/793136571176390656
Posted by: kbdabear at October 31, 2016 11:45 PM (Ya7zs)
what do you call a MN Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A thief
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:43 PM (voOPb)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1976_NFL_season
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:46 PM (eaeIS)
Law enforcement officials say that none of the investigations so far have found any link between Mr. Trump and the Russian government. And even the hacking into Democratic emails, F.B.I. and intelligence officials now believe, was aimed at disrupting the presidential election rather than electing Mr. Trump...
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at October 31, 2016 11:46 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:47 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:47 PM (NiR1r)
Their answer is they only had the bison.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:45 PM (AetST)
Bonus question: what did the Japanese have? Apart from 100 million intelligent, highly industrious people, who 50 years after first contact with Europeans successfully kicked a European power's ass?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 11:48 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: lousagirl at October 31, 2016 11:48 PM (9plvG)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 11:48 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: dyslexic fan of Scientisticianeers at October 31, 2016 11:48 PM (34w4S)
Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:49 PM (NiR1r)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:48 PM (AetST)
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Did I hurt your feelings?
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:49 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:45 PM (AetST)
There were horses, and camels, and mammoths in North America contemporary with early human settlers. Who killed and ate them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:49 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Infidel
And Hillary Duff apologized because she and her boyfriend were dressed like a Pilgrim and Indian at a halloween party. I guess the offense is that the Indian costume (her boyfriend) was appropriation?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 11:50 PM (dtWKK)
Question: How long will it take Queen FAB to claim that The Donald is receiving secret messages from the Kremlin via a chip implanted in his brain?
Hot Air is linking a Mother Jones (!) article that sounds about like that.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2016 11:50 PM (IqV8l)
Their answer is they only had the bison.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:45 PM (AetST
Hello?
Posted by: Lllama, llama, ding dang at October 31, 2016 11:50 PM (3w+CX)
Meeting those Raider greats as a wee lass...priceless.
Posted by: Raider Nation at October 31, 2016 11:32 PM (eaeIS)
My dad and I watched the early Redskin's game, then watched the 4PM ET NBC game which was always an AFC West game back then. The AFC West really showcased the "AFL style" of football.
Lester Hayes may have had the stickum, but on the Redskins Billy Kilmer had fried chicken grease.
He and Theisman were battling it out for the starting QB position, and Theisman won it. Kilmer responded by bringing a bucket of KFC out to the bench and eating it during the game.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 11:50 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 11:48 PM (kP16F)
When was that first done in Europe/Asia Minor? Antiquity, right?
There ya go.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2016 11:50 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: lousagirl at October 31, 2016 11:50 PM (9plvG)
intelligent, highly industrious people, who 50 years after first contact
with Europeans successfully kicked a European power's ass?
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Bushido?
Posted by: Methos at October 31, 2016 11:50 PM (3Liv/)
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Heh.
Yep.
Watching with my dad was the highlight of my week.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:51 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:47 PM (NiR1r
Heh. And they had a ROUND calendar!
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 11:51 PM (3w+CX)
Posted by: Willy J.
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Some neat hardware over there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:51 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 31, 2016 10:25 PM (wfDW1)
Fruitcake is the cornerstone of civilization. No, really! Look at any modern building, right there at the bottom corner is a fruitcake dated 1826.
Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2016 11:52 PM (fQViH)
Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:47 PM (NiR1r)
On Cuddles, on Squeaky, on Fluffy, on Curly!
on second thought...
Posted by: Alfred, Lord Tennyson at October 31, 2016 11:53 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:53 PM (NiR1r)
intelligent, highly industrious people, who 50 years after first contact
with Europeans successfully kicked a European power's ass?"
A whole lot of "cultural appropriation".
Note that the Japanese government dignitaries who came onto the deck of the _Missouri_ in 1945 to sign the instruments of surrender weren't wearing kimonos, nor samurai armor. They were wearing European formal dress.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 31, 2016 11:53 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 11:53 PM (DurKO)
Hot Air is linking a Mother Jones (!) article that sounds about like that.
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OMG.
I just totally made up the most obnoxious, stupid thing I could think of. I can't believe that the so called media has said something so bizarre.
Next prediction:
Hillary Tweets Donald Trump is a psychopath who is selling US secrets to our enemies in the Middle East.
/kids, that's called "psychological projection." It will be on the test.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at October 31, 2016 11:53 PM (hqqM5)
Well, it was just Russia.
Posted by: the power of vodka compels you at October 31, 2016 11:54 PM (34w4S)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:48 PM (AetST)
Enough of the personal attacks.
Or you will have a time out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2016 11:55 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:55 PM (KP5rU)
Hello.
And, why are eggs so cheap these days? Like , 59 cents per dozen cheap.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at October 31, 2016 11:55 PM (5ebrm)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 11:50 PM (dtWKK)
The Pilgrim costume was also labeled "disrespectful" because, fuck who knows. But the SJW's were also upset at that because Pilgrims must have killed everyone or something.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at October 31, 2016 11:56 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Jackal at October 31, 2016 11:56 PM (NiR1r)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 31, 2016 11:56 PM (d76uN)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 31, 2016 11:56 PM (Ha50C)
Posted by: Smelly Kat at October 31, 2016 11:57 PM (r8iE9)
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at October 31, 2016 11:55 PM (5ebrm)
Big Chicken is trying to force Egg Beaters out of business.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:57 PM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at October 31, 2016 11:57 PM (kP16F)
And, why are eggs so cheap these days? Like , 59 cents per dozen cheap.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at October 31, 2016 11:55 PM (5ebrm)
The Great Avian Virus purge of 2015 left a void to be filled to the brim by a billion new baby chicks free of this scurge.
A billion and 7. We have 7 hens a-laying.
Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at October 31, 2016 11:58 PM (3w+CX)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2016 10:29 PM (dtWKK)
Once you get past a certain age, Jell-O is colonoscopy prep 'food'. After prepping for a colonoscopy, you may want to adjust your definition for 'gross'.
Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2016 11:58 PM (fQViH)
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Wait... are you saying that I can buy a saddle-broken moose?
*ponders*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:58 PM (HwVbl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Didn't Snake get inducted in the last year or so?
Finally.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at October 31, 2016 11:58 PM (5ebrm)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:55 PM (KP5rU)
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He was inducted this year. A year after his death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_8IUPTwEM0
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at October 31, 2016 11:59 PM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2016 11:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Willy J. at October 31, 2016 11:56 PM (Ha50
I always preferred the garbage can/wastebasket to be near by rather than a wheel
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (voOPb)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_8IUPTwEM0
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (eaeIS)
Ace is officially living in MeAgain's head and controlling her thoughts and actions.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (DurKO)
Hell, the Sumerians had not 1 but 2 goddesses patronize the brewer. It was also the only divinely patronized occupation in Sumer.
Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (NiR1r)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (DW+jj)
a hunter and a deer. She was the deer. They ended up at her Gpa's house
to help pass out candy.
Posted by: Infidel
And Hillary Duff apologized because she and her boyfriend were
dressed like a Pilgrim and Indian at a halloween party. I guess the
offense is that the Indian costume (her boyfriend) was appropriation?
She's an idiot. I'm so sick of this crap.
Posted by: Infidel at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (6UwHL)
Posted by: lousagirl at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (9plvG)
available alcoholic beverages. The wheel makes way more sense when you
are spinning in your bed."
Also, "Oh, [local deity], am I ever hung over. And I have to lug a load of muck from my hovel all the way to the other side of the village this morning. [pause] Hey, wait a minute here!"
Posted by: torquewrench at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (noWW6)
Maybe. But the Aztecs had psychotropics. They should've been inventing rocket engines and writing "Go Ask Alice".
Posted by: instead of hacking hearts out of virgins and playing skull-basketball at November 01, 2016 12:01 AM (34w4S)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2016 11:58 PM (AetST)
We've been having a good time tonight.
There is no need to tell someone to F off.
You are free to stay and ignore the football discussion
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2016 12:01 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Err, wasn't 100 million then (closer to 35mill,) and their 'first contact' was in the 1500's with shipwrecked Portuguese. (though some believe that other 'westerners' had traveled there before but no record of their travels remains. )
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2016 12:02 AM (v4Dtx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:51 PM (HwVbl)
Very neat and "diverse" (proper use of the word).
Posted by: Willy J. at November 01, 2016 12:02 AM (Ha50C)
dressed like a Pilgrim and Indian at a halloween party. I guess the
offense is that the Indian costume (her boyfriend) was appropriation?
Did he go as Chief Thrusting Bull?
http://somethingpositive.net/sp02202002.shtml
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 01, 2016 12:02 AM (FYrz1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 01, 2016 12:04 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Emmie at November 01, 2016 12:04 AM (xVuS6)
It's all good.
Some folks don't like football.
I get that.
That said, Seb is an asshole of the nth degree.
I'll shut up now.
bbiaf
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 01, 2016 12:04 AM (eaeIS)
And you know the rules as well.
No personal attacks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2016 12:05 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (DW+jj)
And make sammies and homemade fresh tendies.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 12:05 AM (DurKO)
WTF?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 01, 2016 12:05 AM (Nox3c)
Please don't go wobbly Ace, you're our only hope.
Posted by: Senator Leia Organa, Alderaan at November 01, 2016 12:05 AM (D9pWJ)
Thank You. Plus 3.14
The WV Kingdom could actualize upliftin an improvin quality of life for its Citizens if the green was intelligently sanctioned.
In a society/culture that sanctions/validates/encourages drinkin booze....how is that plant illegal? Logic need not apply.
Only in Hordetaclur reality Would WV Leaders give enough of a fuck to genuinely try to help their tribe.
Hope the Plenty had a ghoul one last night....
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 01, 2016 12:06 AM (5tNd8)
And you know the rules as well.
No personal attacks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2016 12:05 AM (voOPb)
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Which is why I'm heading outdoors for a walk.
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 01, 2016 12:07 AM (eaeIS)
Posted by: Jeb at November 01, 2016 12:07 AM (mBYZv)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 01, 2016 12:08 AM (eaeIS)
That's the handle I use when I sext dick pics to Jennifer Lopez.
Posted by: Jeb at November 01, 2016 12:07 AM (mBYZv)
Not El Shorto?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2016 12:08 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 01, 2016 12:08 AM (TBaYV)
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 01, 2016 12:09 AM (eaeIS)
They DID conquer the Andes. As in, almost all of it, from the Equator to the middle of Chile
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2016 12:11 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at November 01, 2016 12:11 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 01, 2016 12:12 AM (KP5rU)
You would like the book "Guns, Germs and Steel"
Short version is that European Civ was superior, not due to racial inferiority of their conquests, but for 5 reasons:
1) whether your home continent runs north-south or east-west. Yah, I though that was stupid till I heard the explantion.
2) whether you domesticated animals, the close proximity to animal disease vectors giving you sickness but then immunity
3) i forget the others, but good book. Check it out.
Posted by: Fen at November 01, 2016 12:13 AM (D9pWJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_8IUPTwEM0
Posted by: SMFH at my deplorable self... at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (eaeIS)
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Ahhhh.
That's a nifty tribute video.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 01, 2016 12:13 AM (Nox3c)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2016 12:14 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2016 12:14 AM (IqV8l)
THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND US!!!!
Just sayin'
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cow bell!' at November 01, 2016 12:15 AM (76Nj2)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 01, 2016 12:16 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2016 12:11 AM (6FqZa)
But their entire communication/transportation infrastructure was based upon human runners. And some boats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 12:16 AM (CUYn5)
He'd always seemed like a cool guy to me.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 01, 2016 12:16 AM (5ebrm)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 12:16 AM (VdICR)
They report Her Majesty has something called a "faith life"!!11!!!
I'm willing to lay out some serious coin that she was an Inquisitor who took special pleasure in torture in a past life.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2016 10:46 PM (BK3ZS)
Probably English, during the reign of The Lord Protector.
Posted by: Dominic at November 01, 2016 12:17 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 12:16 AM (VdICR)
And ask if they are Indian. If they say no then scream STFU!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cow bell!' at November 01, 2016 12:18 AM (76Nj2)
Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:18 AM (NiR1r)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at November 01, 2016 12:18 AM (5tNd8)
498
Doubling down is the only thing that works on SJWs. If they tell you
that the native american costume is offensive, you ask them "how?".
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 12:16 AM
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I'm guessing you hold up one hand while you say it?
Posted by: irright at November 01, 2016 12:18 AM (vqzjE)
"liberals". It leaves no room for human genius or agency. Everything
happens because of the natural environment in which it happens.
Posted by: Jared Diamond is not nearly as smart as he pretends to be at November 01, 2016 12:19 AM (34w4S)
THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND US!!!!
Just sayin'
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cow bell!' at November 01, 2016 12:15 AM (76Nj2
Except for the Soveriegn Navajo Nation.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 01, 2016 12:20 AM (brIR5)
They also taught Marco Polo how to make pizza. That's another invention that we stole from them apart from modular arithmetic.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 01, 2016 12:21 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: tbodie at November 01, 2016 12:23 AM (Z65m4)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 01, 2016 12:23 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:24 AM (NiR1r)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 12:16 AM (VdICR)
"Why are you offended on behalf of the Indians? Did they ask you to take offense on their behalf? No? Well, then isn't that cultural appropriation right there?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 12:24 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: tbodie at November 01, 2016 12:25 AM (Z65m4)
A whole lot of "cultural appropriation".
"Cultural appropriation," aka "intelligence." Adopt what works, shitcan what doesn't.
The Japanese in 1858 thought, "Holy shit, we've gotta get off the toilet seat!" and got going. Fifty years later, Japan was a world power.
The Africans in 1880 thought, " ". And 130 years later, they thought " ".
Upshot: in 2016, we have Peace Corps volunteers teaching Africans how to dig wells; how many Peace Corps volunteer are in Japan?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2016 12:25 AM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2016 11:14 PM (ysprU)
I can't argue with the meat part. Meat is so bland today, hence (a culturally appropriated 'hence', of course) the big deal with 'rubs'.
I remember as a kid a banana tasting like, well, a banana. The last couple of times I've bought bananas, they tasted like the chlorine in the water I accidentally swallowed when swimming in a pool.
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 12:26 AM (fQViH)
If I recall my Diamond, one of the explanations is whether the geography admitted of good natural harbors.
Oh, yes, of course. The Dutch became great sea voyagers because Amsterdam, left to its own original devices, un-dredged and un-diked, is *such* a superb natural harbor.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 01, 2016 12:27 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:18 AM (NiR1r)
The Japanese knew there was a continent nearby. They came from it. And they always had ships of some kind. So that analysis doesn't hold water.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 12:27 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:27 AM (NiR1r)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 12:16 AM (VdICR)
"Why are you offended on behalf of the Indians? Did they ask you to take offense on their behalf? No? Well, then isn't that cultural appropriation right there?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 12:24 AM (CUYn5)
Perfect. Stealing it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cow bell!' at November 01, 2016 12:27 AM (76Nj2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2016 11:49 PM (CUYn5)
Long after the Commanche were gone their trail from Mexico to Canada could easily be followed by the massive amount of bones littering the way.
Posted by: Fred Biletnikoff at November 01, 2016 12:28 AM (c10sF)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2016 12:28 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:28 AM (NiR1r)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 01, 2016 12:29 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 31, 2016 11:55 PM (KP5rU)
The fact he was only inducted after he passed away is a crime.
For it to take Ray Guy as long as it did to make the Hall, it shows that the voters (writers) don't know shit.
Brian Mitchell is #2 in NFL history in All Purpose Yards, second only to Jerry Rice, with 23,330 yards. Rice has 23,540 yards in 5 more seasons. 6 of the top 10 are in the Hall, 2 are still playing, 1 has 1 more year till he is eligible. Yet Mitchell isn't in the Hall even though he broke Walter Payton's record by 1500 yards.
The Hall only seems to get it right when the Veterans' Committee votes on them much later.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 12:29 AM (1JnAL)
Upshot: in 2016, we have Peace Corps volunteers teaching Africans how to dig wells
You would think that knowledge would at least get passed down with the oral history thing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2016 12:29 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:30 AM (NiR1r)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 12:29 AM (1JnAL)
The fact that Jerry Kramer #64 of the GB Packers is not in is a crime.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2016 12:30 AM (voOPb)
Would have to see it.
Moose are dangerous critters, they kill way more humans than bears.
There is a youtube vid of a guy with a gopro on his head, he is on snowmobile.
He comes across a moose, throttles down.
The moose charges him, antlers down.
He pulls his sidearm and fires about 3 in to the moose.
The moose falls, then gets up, charges again.
Do not mess with moose.
Posted by: navybrat at November 01, 2016 12:31 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2016 12:32 AM (6FqZa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_MV0d-28Xg
He buys a new pump, and a new motor. He has no idea about what speed the pump should run at (usually a range, depending on what HP you can manage vs the CFM you want to drive), nor the fact that motors come in different speed, and you choose the motor based on the speed you're shooting for vs what pulley sizes you manage.
He has no idea about unloaders, and how one needs copper tubing on the high temp output of a compressor.
He has a 3600ish RPM motor, 5HP trying to turn the thing, and it's obviously too fast. He notes the motor gets hot and seems to be pulling too much current, and is not sure why. Note the huge pulley he puts on the motor. This is low information engineering, LIE.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 01, 2016 12:32 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 01, 2016 12:29 AM (kP16F)
BIL electrical engineeer, did volunteer work to set up generators for electricity. Yup. Left. Cannibalized for parts. Sold.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'America just needs more cow bell!' at November 01, 2016 12:32 AM (76Nj2)
Short version is that European Civ was superior, not due to racial inferiority of their conquests, but for 5 reasons:
1) whether your home continent runs north-south or east-west. Yah, I though that was stupid till I heard the explantion.
2) whether you domesticated animals, the close proximity to animal disease vectors giving you sickness but then immunity
3) i forget the others, but good book. Check it out.
Posted by: Fen at November 01, 2016 12:13 AM (D9pWJ)
The book is retrospective shit. Every culture faced challenges. Some overcame them, some were overcome by them.
The bottom line: the cultures that throve do well on IQ tests today. Those that didn't, don't. And liberals notwithstanding, contemporary IQ tests are not culturally loaded. Native Chinese crush American IQ tests, doing even better than native-born Americans, despite the linguistic barrier. That's tough to explain.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2016 12:32 AM (SRKgf)
Is it possible that our taste buds are dying off as we get older and more curmudgeonly?
The food is still tasty, but we ain't?
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 01, 2016 12:33 AM (5ebrm)
Posted by: irright at November 01, 2016 12:18 AM (vqzjE)
Yes exactly. I think Milo has got it right that you demonstrate that you can strike at their sense of outrage at will, and that you will think it's funny and clever. They became the way they are on the idea that their fragility gives them some leverage. Once they experience the liability of it, they will want to make it go away. I doubt their psychologist do them this service.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 12:33 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:28 AM (NiR1r)
France is only visible from a tiny part of England near Dover, and only on a clear day. So I really doubt the visibility of the French coast from Dover loomed large on the psyche of early Britons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 12:34 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2016 12:32 AM (SRKgf)
Sounds racist to me.
And for real, good nite.
Posted by: tbodie at November 01, 2016 12:35 AM (Z65m4)
Jared Diamond would tell you he was just born in the wrong part of the world.
Posted by: makes sense! what's the Internet? at November 01, 2016 12:36 AM (34w4S)
Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:38 AM (NiR1r)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 01, 2016 12:40 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: USNtakim at November 01, 2016 12:40 AM (hMqvx)
Posted by: Elliot m. at November 01, 2016 12:40 AM (UTKPt)
Hi-tech meets low-tech os bad news for low-tech. Thus is it ever.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 01, 2016 12:41 AM (kyzbK)
Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:42 AM (NiR1r)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 01, 2016 12:47 AM (IcT7t)
Is it possible that our taste buds are dying off as we get older and more curmudgeonly?
The food is still tasty, but we ain't?
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 01, 2016 12:33 AM (
A pal of mine says that meat is losing its flavor, but he's in his mid 60s and smokes so im not sure
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2016 12:48 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 01, 2016 12:50 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 01, 2016 12:51 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I've heard that about fruits and vegetables: tomatoes and strawberries being grown larger than before, but containing less nutrients, and being less flavorful, because they are grown in hothouses.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 01, 2016 12:52 AM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 01, 2016 12:52 AM (kP16F)
Lucrative casino licenses on favorable tax terms have somewhat eased the sting of being conquered.
Posted by: torquewrench at November 01, 2016 12:54 AM (noWW6)
Hell, the Sumerians had not 1 but 2 goddesses patronize the brewer. It was also the only divinely patronized occupation in Sumer.
Posted by: Jackal at November 01, 2016 12:00 AM (NiR1r)
Back then, beer was safer to drink than water.
My favorite 'what water used to look like' was in 'Back To The Future III' where Marty is at Seamus McFly's cabin and was offered a glass of water with his dinner. Looked like pond scum, which it probably was.
The Romans were probably the first civilization to understand the importance of fresh water, so they learned to build proper sloping aqueducts to bring the water from where it was to where is was needed. Of course, the concrete industry had to be created first.
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 12:54 AM (fQViH)
In the throwers defense, it had Pineapple on it.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 12:55 AM (d76uN)
I thought the same thing when I saw it the other day. Searched Joe Buck Pizza. It is taken from a longer skit/bit on deadspin.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/l7re52w
Posted by: Willy J. at November 01, 2016 12:55 AM (Ha50C)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 12:55 AM (VdICR)
So true. I have been a bartender at many a K of C event at our parish. We Catholics do know how to party.
Posted by: marinemom at November 01, 2016 12:56 AM (ep6ak)
Posted by: Walter White at November 01, 2016 12:56 AM (VdICR)
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No, that's not surfing. That's what surfers do when they are paddling out to get to the wave. But, get this Alison, surfing involves standing up on the surfboard.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 01, 2016 01:02 AM (R+30W)
It's exotic and delicious, with that coy, sultry sweet/salty mix.
Posted by: do not let ncj cloud your minds at November 01, 2016 01:02 AM (34w4S)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 01:04 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: publius
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I've known some PE's who couldn't engineer their way out of a paper sack. Why? They were not practicing engineers. Honestly, I knew one guy who was an MSEE, PE who wouldn't know one end of a battery from the other.
Recent grads are the worst. You usually have to let them self-assuredly blow something up, or make a fool of themselves in a meeting before they figure out that experience counts for as much or more than their academic background.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2016 01:04 AM (ysprU)
Hell of a fish fry
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 01, 2016 01:05 AM (voOPb)
I think it must have looked a lot like that first picture, only squared off, like a cube.
Posted by: somejoe at November 01, 2016 01:06 AM (hI/fB)
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 01, 2016 01:06 AM (ZLQuU)
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Dammit. Now I have a craving for a nice smoked glyptodont sandwich.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2016 01:08 AM (ysprU)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
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My head almost exploded from all the gay and coma victim jokes that popped into mind.
I'm glad that this isn t the kind of place that would appreciate a gay joke.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 01, 2016 01:09 AM (5ebrm)
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Just don't forget to bring enough chestnuts.
Posted by: Pope Alexander VI at November 01, 2016 01:10 AM (ZLQuU)
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From the Fred Reed piece, about Trump.
Heh.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 01, 2016 01:10 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 01:11 AM (d76uN)
Hippos are also dangerous. In the 19th century, a lion was brought to America to fight with a bear, to see who won. The bear did. It would be interesting to see the outcome of a hippo vs moose showdown. Too bad we can't do fun stuff like that anymore.
Posted by: Michael Vick at November 01, 2016 01:13 AM (dtWKK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I'm less certain of that. I've viewed the French up close, and it certainly inspired me to be not-like-them. Maybe the smell wafting across the channel alone was sufficient to spur development.
Too late, of course, 1066 and all that.
BTW, I've been pondering the firing order of the Panhard. Were it British it would certainly be 1-2-1-2-1-2... but being Gaulish, it might actually be something like 1-1-2-2-1-1-2-2.
Anyhow, I assume that it has a 180 deg crank? I.e., not knife & fork on a single crank pin, like a Harley? Also, is it water cooled, or air?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2016 01:18 AM (ysprU)
Q: Why did Martin Luther abstain from eating any Jello Salad at the first Lutheran pot luck?
A: He was surviving on a Diet of Worms.
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2016 01:20 AM (jBuUi)
Re: Jello mold-type stuff
See The Gallery of Regrettable Food by James Lileks.
Funny as shit.
.
Posted by: Love hertz at November 01, 2016 01:23 AM (no0Da)
If interested in connecting specific dots with the Foundation and illegal war profitting please give this a read and send it to your Ignorant Clinton and progressive people you know.
This is why the illegal server is 100 billion times as bad as people think.
http://tinyurl.com/h399rsu
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:24 AM (DurKO)
++++
Safe and effective. Well, all except the effective part. Or the safe part.
Effectiveness: 96%. The pill is 99.9%. That extra 4% can kick you in the ass. Just ine the trial, there were 4 pregnancies.
Or, and about the safe part. As long as you aren't worried about a little depression. Or suicide.
Colvard and his co-authors say more research is needed as they work to perfect their cocktail of hormonal contraceptives in an attempt to reduce the risk of side effects, including depression, increased sex drive and acne.
[...]
Overall, 20 men dropped out early due to side effects. A total of 1,491 adverse events were reported by participants, including injection site pain, muscle pain, increased libido and acne. The researchers say that nearly 39% of these symptoms -- including one death by suicide -- were unrelated to the shots.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/30/health/male-birth-control/
Oh. The researchers say the suicide was unrelated. Must have been as a result of some free-floating depression, not from the depression caused by the drug.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 01, 2016 01:27 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2016 01:18 AM (ysprU)
It appears to have a 180 crank. Full roller-bearing crank, too. Hemi heads, valves actuated by push rods, with torsion bars for valve springs, working through little rockers of their own. It is still running poorly, mostly on the right-side cylinder, although the left kicks in occasionally. I am thinking sticky valves. I let it idle for a half hour or so today, and trickled various oils and lubes into the carb to try to free things up, until a bearing in the generator began to squeal, at which point I shut it down.
I did take for an orbit around the yard, after removing the guts from the one remaining wheel with brakes. Steers nice; rack and pinion. When the second cylinder kicked in, there was adequate power.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 01:27 AM (CUYn5)
Cute pun.
I was introduced to several types of sausage, jeagerschnitzel, and witzen in Worms. Hell of a diet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 01, 2016 01:28 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I discovered that book (1066 and All That, a 1930s humor book about British history) when I was a kid, and for many years it was my Favorite Book of All Time. I laughed so hard that I cried, even though I didn't understand half the humor, because I didn't know much about British history to begin with.
But if you can ever ahold of that book, nab it! A rarity and a classic in the history of satire.
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2016 01:30 AM (jBuUi)
I thought I should tell you now before the next email dump.
Posted by: Orange Pantsuits for Hillary! at November 01, 2016 01:30 AM (GdgAM)
jello, we Catholics almost never see it.
Posted by: USNtakim at November 01, 2016 12:40 AM (hMqvx)
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This is true. My Mom and all of the Catholic relatives just prepare it in Pyrex casseroles. No molds.
We're more humble than those damned Lutherans. They're so stuck up and hoity-toity, they almost always wear pants.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 01, 2016 01:32 AM (BcNLK)
Pizza > nuclear fission.
I mean, if we'd have exterminated them before the beauty of flat bread, cheese, and the like had been broadly appropriated, modern history might have taken a different and tragic turn.
Posted by: JEM at November 01, 2016 01:32 AM (TppKb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 01, 2016 01:28 AM (IcT7t)
Schnitzel in Worms - good.
Worms in schnitzel - not good.
Ponder that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 01:33 AM (CUYn5)
Posted by: JEM at November 01, 2016 01:34 AM (TppKb)
The depth of their corruption is truly staggering. If we don't win this, this level of horseshit is going to be the new standard operating procedure.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 01, 2016 01:37 AM (J+mig)
Worms in schnitzel - not good.
Ponder that.
It's either maggots or trichinosis. Either way, probably not healthy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 01, 2016 01:37 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: torquewrench at November 01, 2016 12:54 AM (noWW6)
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Socialist microcosms with no opportunity for the individual.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 01, 2016 01:40 AM (BcNLK)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 01, 2016 01:37 AM (J+mig)
MSN headline...
Report: Spy told FBI that Russia is cultivating Trump...
Wow... talk about desperation....
Posted by: Don Quixote at November 01, 2016 01:41 AM (qf6WZ)
The depth of their corruption is truly staggering. If we don't win this, this level of horseshit is going to be the new standard operating procedure.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 01, 2016 01:37 AM (J+mi
It is Old Testiment Evil.
I truly hate to post shit like this on the ONT, but this is the last week and this stuff needs to get out and sent to the four corners of our Country.
You think Ace or a Cob would link that at least on the sidebar?
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:42 AM (DurKO)
Report: Spy told FBI that Russia is cultivating Trump...
Wow... talk about desperation....
Posted by: Don Quixote at November 01, 2016 01:41 AM (qf6WZ)
Well, it looks like their Hillary crop is going to fail from clubroot and corruption, but mostly corruption. So they gotta diversify.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 01:43 AM (CUYn5)
Worms in schnitzel - not good.
Ponder that.
It's either maggots or trichinosis. Either way, probably not healthy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Trivia of the night:
The word "botulism" comes from the word botulus, which is Late Latin for "German sausage" (I kid you not), so named because the toxin was first isolated in rancid sausages discovered in the German city of Wurttemberg.
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2016 01:43 AM (jBuUi)
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So the nuclear bombshell is coming tomorrow, if I understand correctly from the dots I know, the half dozen wars the US military is engaged in are basically mercenary actions that the Clinton Foundation was paid for.
Oh, and in some cases are against enemies who were created with Clinton Foundation funding. And currently being trained by US special forces (per the link in last night's ONT).
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2016 01:44 AM (3Liv/)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:24 AM (DurKO
I sent this link out after I found it to all of Mama Pepe's 500plus contacts on her cellphone at 1am.
They have given me permission because they don't get news or know how on the internet.
I would think that link is link worthy but I don't own the place and have no pull.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:46 AM (DurKO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2016 01:47 AM (CUYn5)
No molds, but a really bad Thanksgiving dish.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 01, 2016 01:48 AM (5ebrm)
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So the nuclear bombshell is coming tomorrow, if I understand correctly from the dots I know, the half dozen wars the US military is engaged in are basically mercenary actions that the Clinton Foundation was paid for.
Oh, and in some cases are against enemies who were created with Clinton Foundation funding. And currently being trained by US special forces (per the link in last night's ONT).
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2016 01:44 AM (3Liv
It is terrifying that is exactly what we are dealing with. What you said has been laid out for all to see and connect the dots.
New term Conspiracy Nightmare.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:49 AM (DurKO)
But if you can ever ahold of that book, nab it! A rarity and a classic in the history of satire.
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2016 01:30 AM (jBuUi)
I read that book, too! I was in the college library doing research for my paper in a Victorian England History class on 'The Education Bill of 1841' (reading Hansard's Parliamentary Debates is a helluva lot more fun than reading The Congressional Record). Found '1066 And All That' among the stacks. I thought it was hilarious.
Another unknown book I found wandering the stacks was 'You're Stepping On My Cloak And Dagger', by an OSS officer trainee and his 'exploits'. Thought that was pretty funny, too.
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 01:51 AM (oPMHY)
I recall a story (it may have been one of the 'There Will Be War' volumes) in which alien invaders show up wielding swords and spears. They had come across a means of both doing FTL and keeping an atmosphere around ships that were otherwise no better than what Columbus used to cross the Atlantic.
It was a bit silly but made a point about not assuming there is one possible path of development.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 01, 2016 01:55 AM (IdCqF)
A half dozen for certain values of "war". Large-ish values.
Honestly, it's probably more like three dozen when you count the various ugly little burning-tire-pile fights into which American "advisors" have been inserted by the D.C. mandarinate.
A Special Forces sergeant got his ticket punched in Kenya earlier this month. How many Americans do you think knew he was there, or what he was doing there? Or where Kenya even is?
Posted by: torquewrench at November 01, 2016 01:55 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:42 AM (DurKO)
It may be important, but that Reddit link is unreadable. Somebody needs an editor, STAT.
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 01:56 AM (oPMHY)
http://tinyurl.com/h399rsu
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:24 AM (DurKO)
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Pepe, you're just full of goodbits, aren't you?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 01, 2016 01:57 AM (BcNLK)
All this talk reminds me of that alien meme: 'We travelled across the
galaxy at faster than light speeds. Please, tell me again how you think
you can stop us.'
Hi-tech meets low-tech os bad news for low-tech. Thus is it ever.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 01, 2016 12:41 AM (kyzbK)
Yep. I always boggle at scientists who are afraid of alien encounters. There's no reason to be afraid, because if there was a race of aliens with faster-than-light travel that thought us a threat, we'd be gone before we even knew what hit us.
Faster than light travel, or even conventional acceleration at high fractions of the speed of light, come with a built-in superweapon that nothing can survive. Release a marble at the airlock, while the ship's on a straight-line course to Earth. That marble has enough kinetic energy to destroy a planet.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 01, 2016 02:00 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 01, 2016 02:00 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: zombie
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Reprints are easy to come by.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 01, 2016 02:01 AM (hBig8)
No molds, but a really bad Thanksgiving dish.
Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 01, 2016 01:48 AM (5ebrm)
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Sounds like Aunt Catherine's recipe, may she rest in peace.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 01, 2016 02:01 AM (05pT6)
And it's always been the Clintons pushing the foreign policy. ALWAYS.
I get the power structure in DC has individuals that make money from little illegal behaviors here and there off of Wars big and small.
But these white trash evil psychos who were basically broke by DC standards turned up the knob up to Eleventy on every single way imaginable to profit off of foreign affairs in a insidious intent and mind boggling results.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:03 AM (DurKO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Ah, OK, that's good to know. What I had as a kid was the original hardcover 1930 edition. I've never seen another copy since.
Posted by: zombie at November 01, 2016 02:09 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:42 AM (DurKO)
It may be important, but that Reddit link is unreadable. Somebody needs an editor, STAT.
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 01:56 AM (oPMHY)
Laughing because it is very true and sad becaue you have people on Reddit doing the work that journalists and our government institutions should be doing.
That's probably just a tiny piece to the puzzle and the FBI says they will be ready in a few days with a preliminary result (Via the LA Times tomorrow and the DOJ will have it all figured out in a few weeks I'm sure).
Bullshit. There are not enough white boards on the market at Office Depot to connect all the dots.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:10 AM (DurKO)
There is nothing to be gained by waiting. bama is the past. What he has done can be easily undone by President Trump.
Live by the pen and phone and phone. Die by the pen and phone.
Whoever Trump chooses as his AG, I see a lot of work for him or her.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:12 AM (d76uN)
http://www.ebay.com/itm/1066-and-All-That-W-
C-Sellar-1931-ID-79216-
/381722745316?hash=item58e072d9e4:g:OAEAAOSwZ
VlXoH3S
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:16 AM (d76uN)
http://tinyurl.com/h399rsu
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 01:24 AM (DurKO)
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Pepe, you're just full of goodbits, aren't you?
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 01, 2016 01:57 AM (BcNLK)
I'm just the traumatized messanger sharing treasures filled of Clinton evils. I cannot allow shit like that to remain hidden and buried.
I'll leave it up to the readers to make up their own minds if they choose to click the link.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:17 AM (DurKO)
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 02:17 AM (oPMHY)
There have been quite a few defenders of the completely nonsensical Syria policy. How many of those are ideological, really?
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2016 02:20 AM (3Liv/)
There have been quite a few defenders of the completely nonsensical Syria policy. How many of those are ideological, really?
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2016 02:20 AM (3Liv/)
'Set The Record Straight' internet trolls.
The Clintons didn't move $1B plus to Qatar for no reason. Personally, I think it's their bug-out location should Hillarity! lose the election (when you owe that many favors for cash received and can't deliver, somebody is going to be pissed); Qatar does not have an extradition treaty with the US.
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 02:25 AM (oPMHY)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:28 AM (d76uN)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:28 AM (d76uN)
The Clintons think they're untouchable. And so far they have been. Personally, I think Bill would go to Brazil before Qatar. But hubris. How does it work?
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 02:33 AM (oPMHY)
I like where you are going with this.
Posted by: navybrat at November 01, 2016 02:33 AM (w7KSn)
There have been quite a few defenders of the completely nonsensical Syria policy. How many of those are ideological, really?
Posted by: Methos at November 01, 2016 02:20 AM (3Liv/)
'Set The Record Straight' internet trolls.
The Clintons didn't move $1B plus to Qatar for no reason. Personally, I think it's their bug-out location should Hillarity! lose the election (when you owe that many favors for cash received and can't deliver, somebody is going to be pissed); Qatar does not have an extradition treaty with the US.
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 02:25 AM (
RickZ, I heard and read the same thing but 1.8 billion was the number. But you and I ate on the same page with this.
It's confirmed that a wire transfer took place.
Qatar is also rumored to have cleared out a "Castle" to house a VIP.
I cannot believe she and her inner circle are still receiving national security daily briefings. And its come out that the FbI has always been investigating the Clinton Foundation in a separate case from the emails/server.
So the Clinton Syndicate was being investigated by the FBI and she has been receiving daily national security briefings for months!.and Congress or anybody with the power to cut them off have done nothing.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:36 AM (DurKO)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:38 AM (DurKO)
The last thing I would do is trust the emir of qatar to keep his word.
snort.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:39 AM (d76uN)
It's confirmed that a wire transfer took place.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:36 AM (DurKO)
Sorry, I don't eat pages, not even from a cookbook. Maybe you're thinking of Slow Joe Biden and paste?
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 02:40 AM (oPMHY)
Posted by: Smitty27 at November 01, 2016 02:41 AM (g9d8D)
That email were she is notching to somebody (can't recall) about her daddy not getting paiid enough money and not getting a fair share
And the man replied with 12 pages outlining everything that he has done for Bill (and I think Hillary but could be wrong).
Itemized 12 pages of pay to play.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:41 AM (DurKO)
I expect it will get ugly before it gets uglier.
And then hopefully the filth will circle the drain.
What will our little Chelsea do? Me oh my.
Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at November 01, 2016 02:43 AM (cm1Bl)
It's confirmed that a wire transfer took place.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:36 AM (DurKO)
Sorry, I don't eat pages, not even from a cookbook. Maybe you're thinking of Slow Joe Biden and paste?
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 02:40 AM (oPMHY)
My cellphone is my worst enemy. From auto correct to freezing up on me to literally adding words and phrases I never typed.
At this point I need a disclaimer added to my tag.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:44 AM (DurKO)
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:46 AM (DurKO)
Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at November 01, 2016 02:43 AM (cm1Bl)
Ya know, back in olden times, a dishonored person had about one choice. Seeking solace in service of Christ. Many a former powerful men became Monks and women went into a Nunnery.
Never to be heard from again and the world went on without them.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:55 AM (d76uN)
So lets get this straight.....government employees testifying to the government are threatened w retaliation by that same government?
Posted by: Smitty27 at November 01, 2016 02:57 AM (g9d8D)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:57 AM (d76uN)
You passed your Civics Test with flying colors Sir.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:58 AM (d76uN)
And then hopefully the filth will circle the drain.
What will our little Chelsea do? Me oh my.
Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at November 01, 2016 02:43 AM (cm1Bl)
If HRC goes down and it all goes sideways it will get very ugly very quickly with all the bandwagon jumpers piling on to join the tell-all book market, and lots of people will either disappear or go to FPMITA prison.
Which is my way of saying, there are so many rich and powerful people who would be hurt by it that it ain't gonna happen.
I could be wrong, but if it happens all my surprises will be pleasant ones.
Posted by: Deplorable GGE at November 01, 2016 03:03 AM (vbvxt)
We can reform the government in six years, if we start with Trump, and if he isn't horrible. Six is a rare number for how low it might be historically. This is such a unique opportunity.
The elitists have revealed themselves to be idiotic and hostile. Maybe enough people have awoke to this. I think Trump may win, but I will not lose an ounce of animus no matter who wins.
The Left has spent a decade or two calling any opponent racistsexisthomophobic. And when they are surprised that they made an enemy, they are not faking. They don't know. They can't be shamed, and they can't be taught. So no more converts, and no more kindness. Just make them lose, and make them feel horribly unpopular.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 03:08 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:55 AM (d76uN)
You're talking about a Democrat crime family scion. Just like with Barry's little urchins, this Republic will be stuck with Chelsea forever, until death do us mercifully part. She's got political genes, so expect her to run for some exalted office and parlay her parents job titles (just like Hillarity! did using Bill) and get elected.
On top of my belief in the absolute imperative need for Congressional and SCOTUS term limits, I would love to have a law aimed at our hereditary political mandarins: If a parent is elected to a Federal office, then that family must skip a generation before having any other family member run for office. Think of how many Kennedys we wouldn't have haunt us if that were a law. And I sure as hell wouldn't have to deal with Gov. Cuomo redux.
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 03:13 AM (oPMHY)
I made meatloaf for a second time, and it wasn't bad. If there's more than five ingredients then it's wild and brave territory for me. I used to go to Boston Market for comfort food, especially on a cold day. But that's expensive every day compared with cooking.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 03:14 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:57 AM (d76uN)
I honestly don't know about that.
But men whose wives have died have gone on to become priests. Not sure if any of the men had children, though.
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 03:15 AM (oPMHY)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 03:14 AM (VdICR)
I like to add a little uncooked oatmeal to my meatloaf mixture. Not only extends the dish, but keeps the meatloaf moist.
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 03:19 AM (oPMHY)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 01, 2016 02:57 AM (d76uN)
I honestly don't know about that.
But men whose wives have died have gone on to become priests. Not sure if any of the men had children, though.
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 03:15 AM (oPMHY)
Yes, married women (whose husbands have died, or agreed to live separated) can become nuns.
Even if they have kids, but the kids must be grown.
However, I do not know a single reputable order of nuns who would consider accepting that scrunt or any of her baggage. It ain't happening. We can do without that sort of filth in the Church.
Besides, the public confession and atonement would probably last until she was old and gray, so, no, not happening.
Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at November 01, 2016 03:36 AM (cm1Bl)
The rule about celibacy is a discipline of the Church, not a dogma. The Church can change the rule or dispense with it in certain conditions.
Dogma is fixed and the Church has no say in changing or dispensing with it. But disciplines are just a good idea, so to speak.
Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at November 01, 2016 03:40 AM (cm1Bl)
...I made meatloaf for a second time, and it wasn't bad....
Local restaurant, for which daughter waitresses, is dropping their meatloaf from the menu. Dang! Big slab of bacon-wrapped Oklahoma beef loaf, with a side of delicious mashed potatoes and spinach. Hard to beat for the comfort-food category.
Finich what you start (toon):
http://bit.ly/finich
Milady makes a great meatloaf, but we could sometimes get the restaurant plate for le cheap. Well, we will learn to overcome this first-world difficulty.
Posted by: mindful webworker - off-key at November 01, 2016 03:42 AM (vzLRM)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 03:42 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 01, 2016 03:42 AM (VdICR)
Yeah, they always say that. But they get soggy, which crackers are not supposed to be. Oatmeal, on the other hand, is supposed to be soggy. Plus, by adding regular uncooked oatmeal, the juices are sucked up so the loaf is not swimming in a pool of its own making. Oatmeal doesn't add any flavor, either, at least any flavor that I've been able to discern. Wish my Mom had known about the oatmeal trick.
**Trigger Warning**
I've also heard adding grated carrots is a good trick for keeping a meatloaf moist. Now grated carrots do add flavor.
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 03:54 AM (oPMHY)
Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 03:55 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 03:55 AM (v9gSJ)
Isn't 'lutefisk' Swedish for 'cup of hemlock'?
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 04:04 AM (oPMHY)
Get it?
Funny, ja?
Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 04:04 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 04:05 AM (v9gSJ)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2016 04:06 AM (sWbjH)
But in the church basement, is ok, just put more butter on it, ja?
Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 04:13 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2016 04:14 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 04:19 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2016 04:26 AM (sWbjH)
Oh. Sounds like double cinnamon and instant coffee crystals in the oatmeal for motivation, then!
Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 04:30 AM (v9gSJ)
'Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 01, 2016 04:33 AM (R0i94)
Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 04:43 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2016 04:44 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 04:47 AM (v9gSJ)
Good assessment, Jon. I believe Lipton Onion Soup is a valid substitute. If you're a hard rock Lutheran you use both.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 01, 2016 04:53 AM (R0i94)
Posted by: creeper
Both!?
Naw, too spendy. Don't want to be showing off, doncha know.
Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 04:56 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2016 05:00 AM (sWbjH)
Have a great day horde.
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2016 05:05 AM (sWbjH)
Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 05:06 AM (v9gSJ)
Posted by: spypeach at November 01, 2016 05:06 AM (nyYhO)
Posted by: Jon Jonson at November 01, 2016 05:15 AM (v9gSJ)
Not.
One.
Hillary.
Sign.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 01, 2016 05:16 AM (R0i94)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at November 01, 2016 05:22 AM (J+mig)
It's confirmed that a wire transfer took place.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:36 AM (DurKO)
Sorry, I don't eat pages, not even from a cookbook. Maybe you're thinking of Slow Joe Biden and paste?
Posted by: RickZ at November 01, 2016 02:40 AM (oPMHY)
My cellphone is my worst enemy. From auto correct to freezing up on me to literally adding words and phrases I never typed.
At this point I need a disclaimer added to my tag.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at November 01, 2016 02:44 AM (DurKO)
Now you've done it! You gave hillary her out (if she reads this blog). Hillary, "I didn't write that e-mail. Not like that. Autocucumber added all those mean words. See, it did it again! It's even adding security markings. And launch codes! Yes, it's adding launch codes to my tits. I mean tweets!"
Posted by: Subterranean JT at November 01, 2016 05:30 AM (qG0hz)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 01, 2016 05:32 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 01, 2016 05:44 AM (R0i94)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 01, 2016 05:45 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 01, 2016 05:46 AM (WTSFk)
Every time I went to almost any site, there they were.
Could have been worse. One of the sunbursts was gorgeous.
Posted by: teej at November 01, 2016 05:55 AM (HWisp)
@662 Fascinating, Vic.
And here we are two hundred years later having to do it again.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 01, 2016 05:44 AM (R0i94)
BION the Republican Party gave them the power to tax income through the 16th Amendment. The Democrats had always wanted this and were unable to gain the votes needed for the amendment. The Republicans devised a "scheme" during an election year to embarrass the Dems by allowing this amendment to proceed assuming that it would eventually again be defeated. However, thanks to the onset of "progressivism" started in this era it was passed and ratified.
This was the final nail in the State's coffins.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 01, 2016 05:57 AM (mpXpK)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 01, 2016 06:00 AM (u82oZ)
Besides, two Saturdays ago I kept a beat with kick and hi-hat while playing one of my friend's guitars.
One of those 1931 Martin remakes. Man they're nice. I mean real nice.
He was ripping up a Mandolin while I did it.
Posted by: teej at November 01, 2016 06:01 AM (HWisp)
And the lesson.
Posted by: teej at November 01, 2016 06:03 AM (HWisp)
The choices we have made on the discretionary side are sinking us. Income-transfer payments especially are crowding out other uses for money.
He noted that we can sustain a valid budget only if we slash spending that is outside the traditional Constitutional duties.
If we confiscated all wealth in the nation, we can balance the budget for one year only. And then have nothing for the next year.
At this point it will all end in tears. We are seeing the greatest looting of a country since Pizarro and the Incas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 01, 2016 06:06 AM (u82oZ)
Many years ago I played in a band with a guy who owned his own little studio, mostly doing work for local bands, demos, stuff like that. I'd pick up some session work or spend an afternoon "engineering" now and then. Among his studio guitars he had a Taylor acoustic that I just fell in love with. To me it recorded better than a Martin or anything else. Got to the point where I was using his exclusively when I needed an acoustic. I had to go out and get myself a Taylor.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 01, 2016 06:14 AM (WlGX+)
Posted by: Jean at November 01, 2016 06:14 AM (2RVmA)
All of the kids and some of the parents walking with them had costumes though. So that was nice.
Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2016 06:15 AM (8ikIW)
When Wilson made the income tax invisible thru withholding, that was the final nail divorceing the conttol function.
Posted by: Jean at November 01, 2016 06:14 AM (2RVmA)
I have never agreed that withholding made much of a difference. The income tax started out just like all tax schemes. It was billed as a tax on the "rich" and indeed, during the initial years only the upper 1% of the population paid any. If we had actually indexed the income tax rate to inflation the current tax would only start being paid after you exceeded $1M in income. (and that assumes the BS government numbers for inflation)
However, the original income tax was expanded by FDR to include just about everybody and the rates went through the roof. And on top of that he came out with SS whose original intent was simply to be another tax. It was designed such that people paid immediately but did not receive a benefit until way down the road. And the age at which that benefit was paid was thought to be after most of the population had died.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 01, 2016 06:22 AM (mpXpK)
All of the kids and some of the parents walking with them had costumes though. So that was nice.
.
.
.
.Same here our slowest night ever. I think it has to do with the fact that Halloween was on a Monday and they had Halloween events for the kids on Friday and Saturday nights and a trunk or treat event after Church on Sunday.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 01, 2016 06:24 AM (iONHu)
When Wilson made the income tax invisible thru withholding, that was the final nail divorceing the conttol function.
Posted by: Jean at November 01, 2016 06:14 AM (2RVmA)
*** THIS They engineered it so it wasn't really money...just numbers on a stub. It wasn't as though we had it and they took it away, which is how taxes actually work. We never got it to begin it.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 01, 2016 06:25 AM (R0i94)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 01, 2016 06:29 AM (iONHu)
I didn't think of all the weekend stuff. Probably all played out by last night.
Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2016 06:29 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Broken, No Refunds at November 01, 2016 06:33 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 01, 2016 05:46 AM (WTSFk)
Yes, yes it could.
Posted by: Pangolins and fruitcake at November 01, 2016 06:34 AM (3w+CX)
Posted by: Bruce at November 01, 2016 06:37 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 01, 2016 06:39 AM (AoLFQ)
Nationally, African-American enthusiasm has dipped compared with that in 2012, according to the New York Times.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 01, 2016 06:40 AM (iONHu)
659 Ancedotally, I went on a hundred-mile drive yesterday. Saw a lot of signs, mostly for local races. Several Trump signs.
Not.
One.
Hillary.
Sign.
Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 01, 2016 05:16 AM (R0i94)
Drove the length (S to N) of Delaware yesterday and saw --
One (count 'em, one) Shrilly sign.
Two to three dozen Johnson-Weld signs
Over one hundred Trump and Trump-Pence signs, including handmade versions.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Irredeemable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 01, 2016 06:44 AM (BK3ZS)
'The Forgotten Man' discusses it in detail.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 01, 2016 06:45 AM (IdCqF)
The info they've put out reads as utter nonsense from a technical standpoint. There was an exchange on Twitter yesterday in which many geeks were trying to figure what the person who wrote thought he meant.
It's amazing how some people think this stuff works. One moment of cognitive dissonance was a few years ago when I reread John Barnes' 'Mother of Storms.' There was one plot thread that revolved around the way the planetary network worked. This was written at a time when the online populace was tiny but not pre-WWW. Barnes was really attached to an idea for how a hack worked or simply had never talked to anyone about how something as common today as email actually worked. He has messages whizzing around the net eternally until the intended recipient came online to grab it as it went by, like a suitcase going by on a airport luggage handler.
Reading the account of the 'computer scientists' yesterday reminded me of that.
Posted by: Epobirs at November 01, 2016 06:54 AM (IdCqF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xOoL31VI0k
Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at November 01, 2016 11:01 AM (52USe)
I'll have to reassess. Maybe AoSHQ is more based than I thought.
Posted by: The Spelling Police at November 01, 2016 11:17 AM (6NIyO)
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