Mid-Morning Open Thread [CBD]

Napoleon David.jpg

Napoleon
Jacques-Louis David

It's a famous painting, and much overused, but it is an impressive piece nonetheless. Sure, it's jingoistic and unabashedly nationalist, but that's okay.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:00 AM




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1 I love this one.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut-In at November 09, 2016 09:59 AM (CPk08)

2 Willowed post


1045
And here's one for all the Morons; enjoy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHQLQ1Rc_Js

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 10:01 AM (mpXpK)

3 Good choice!

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 09, 2016 10:02 AM (U+nHb)

4 Moron's Lament- a limerick


After months of profound paranoia
And the comments that sometimes annoy ya
Now my trousers don't fit
But I'm proud to admit
My schadenboner's like a Sequoia

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 10:02 AM (wPiJc)

5

You couldnt find a velvet Trump portrait?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 10:02 AM (suql3)

6
Update: Hillary Clinton will deliver remarks at 10:30 a.m. ET, according to her campaign.

http://cnn.it/2fy5fEH

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 10:02 AM (kdS6q)

7 What the hell is that, Napoleon On Mars?

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 10:03 AM (ysprU)

8 Even Muggles should be celebrating on this happy day

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 10:03 AM (nl1IL)

9 If you can't get GPS on your smartphone right now, it's because my schadenboner knocked the satellite out of orbit. Sorry about that.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 10:03 AM (0mRoj)

10 I'm ecstatic! Got to enjoy this while I can. The left is always cooking up some bullshit somewhere.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 09, 2016 10:03 AM (U+nHb)

11 I was expecting Delacroix's "Liberty Leading the People." Very appropriate for this morning. Plus boobies.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 10:03 AM (7HtZB)

12 I'll say this a few times today. Congrats to all of you. Enjoy the victory.

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 10:03 AM (t4HFi)

13 On my blog today, happiness and gratitude.

Link in nic

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 10:03 AM (Om16U)

14

Glenn Beck is on.

He's already making me sick. Such a sleaze.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 10:03 AM (suql3)

15 There is nothing wrong with being jingoistic and unabashedly nationalist.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 10:04 AM (X6fMO)

16 Hey 'rons and 'ettes!

I just realized something!

We're all not going to get to meet up at the FunCamps.

We should plan some Moron Meetups to compensate.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 10:04 AM (WuRdh)

17 That must be one of those miniature horses that that French shrimp is riding.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 10:04 AM (zc3Db)

18
Flashback:

Wasnt it Jennifer Lopez back in 2008 who said if McCain is elected rape would become legal?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 10:04 AM (suql3)

19 The best part is:



SUCK IT NEVER TRUMPERS

Posted by: Memories at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (mwcEF)

20 The old saw that two feet off the ground for a statue means the rider supposedly died in battle. I guess that does not hold true for paintings.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (mpXpK)

21 That reminds me, Trump ought to ride Huma down Constitution Avenue on Inauguration Day. Dig the spurs in real hard.

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (kma8f)

22 Just learned that the second Georgia cop from the shooting the other day died. He had been in critical condition.

Some nut opened up on them when they tried to arrest him. All of a sudden I'm feeling kinda gloomy.

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (KvWlw)

23 My only regret from yesterday is that it appears Clinton may have won the popular vote so we'll get to hear about that crap for the next 4 years.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (Vzqe+)

24
Washington Post

The utter heartbreak of Hillary Clinton's supporters in 14 photos

[pics]

http://wapo.st/2eCVSkH



"No words. Poetry. They should have sent a poet!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (kdS6q)

25 Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 10:03 AM (7HtZB)

I thought of that but I already used it....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (Zu3d9)

26 I am jingoistic and unabashedly nationalist. I like this painting.

Even though it's not an Elmore.

I'm happy on so many levels this morning, I can't even take it all in.

It's going to be a great holiday season, and a wonderful January!

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (1zARK)

27 Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 10:02 AM (wPiJc)

Pure cowboy poetry, there.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 10:06 AM (zc3Db)

28 Buon giorno, signora...you wanna see-a my bona part?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 10:06 AM (WlGX+)

29 Meanwhile at Chateau Hillary, the phone is ringing off the hook. The caller ID shows many, MANY calls coming in from foreign donors in Saudi Arabia and other shitholes where the "donors" to the Clinton Foundation live under rocks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 10:06 AM (4ErVI)

30 Jingoism and nationalism are good things! Today is a great day. Am here in Italy and you can't believe the news: it's all Trump all day! There is no local or even national news- as if the only thing that happened in the entire world is Trump's victory. My friends' daughter came home from school today and was asking me about statewide referendums because they were discussing them in their English class! As if Italy didn't have their own problems they should be paying attetion to.

Also, they are scared of Trump.

That makes me happy-
Heh!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at November 09, 2016 10:06 AM (fVtlM)

31 Trumpburgers on sale at Trump Tower today! They taste like the tears of our enemies & the lamentations of their women. And applewood smoked bacon. But mostly tears & lamentations.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 10:07 AM (7HtZB)

32 Napoleon was a genius.

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 09, 2016 10:07 AM (yODqO)

33 In politics stupidity is not a handicap.

Posted by: Lucifer at November 09, 2016 10:07 AM (2Mnv1)

34 Glenn Cocksucker Beck is now the Voice Of Reason, he thinks.

"Both sides are right. Both sides are wrong."

Fuck you, Glenn.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 10:07 AM (suql3)

35 23
My only regret from yesterday is that it appears Clinton may have won
the popular vote so we'll get to hear about that crap for the next 4
years.


Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (Vzqe+)

I don't think so, she was behind by 90,000 votes at 3 am this morning with 97% of the vote counted.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 10:07 AM (mpXpK)

36 I think I'm going to get some warm clothes on and go outside and have a cigar when I get home from work.

holy cow the last year or so has been stressful.

Posted by: GMan at November 09, 2016 10:08 AM (sxq57)

37 24
Washington Post

The utter heartbreak of Hillary Clinton's supporters in 14 photos

[pics]

http://wapo.st/2eCVSkH



"No words. Poetry. They should have sent a poet!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (kdS6q)

That was surprisingly satisfying to fap to.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 10:08 AM (0mRoj)

38 Unintended Consequences Of Therapy- a limerick

Ant'nee Wiener was soon disillusioned
The horse therapy cleared some confusion
He's no longer a loner
Sadly sharing his boner
But he now has Napoleonic delusions

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 10:08 AM (wPiJc)

39 Sure beats the hell out of yesterdays "Piece" IYKWIM

Besides you can never have the word jingoistic enough in a blog

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 10:08 AM (voOPb)

40
Ace 4 months ago: Ttump cant and never will break 40%.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 10:08 AM (suql3)

41 Love this one...Fits the day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:08 AM (dELE3)

42


Can we get back to Kittens, Boobies and Guns?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 09, 2016 10:08 AM (PjWy4)

43 I'm more, hate to use this word but, concerned by him only taking TX by 5%.

Should have been double digits.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (WlGX+)

44 How about this man on a horse.

He's an 'Merican.

http://tinyurl.com/os56mcq

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (RFeQD)

45 Trump lost the popular vote? That's kind of a dick punch.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (FyRdJ)

46 9
If you can't get GPS on your smartphone right now, it's because my
schadenboner knocked the satellite out of orbit. Sorry about that.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 10:03 AM (0mRoj)

THREADWINNER

Posted by: Every Socialist Asshole Right Now at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (wtvvX)

47 Good morning CBD. How are you doing this morning? I like your choice of paintings.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (dFi94)

48 Muldoon is prolific this AM.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (r/0kC)

49 Joe Arpaio lost his election, but that just makes him available for CBP head under Trump.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (TppKb)

50
Conqueror Astride a Fat-Rumped Mare
?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (BK3ZS)

51 Trump lost the popular vote? That's kind of a dick punch.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (FyRdJ)

It's not all in. But even if, no big deal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (dELE3)

52
Trump didnt lose anything.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (suql3)

53 Hey Billy Dee Kristol:

PEAK TRUMP!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (WlGX+)

54 I don't think so, she was behind by 90,000 votes at 3 am this morning with 97% of the vote counted.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 10:07 AM (mpXpK)

She is up by 150,000 votes right now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (Zu3d9)

55 43 I'm more, hate to use this word but, concerned by him only taking TX by 5%.

Should have been double digits.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 10:09 AM (WlGX+)

Illegal aliens. Hipsters. Illegal alien hipsters.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 10:10 AM (0mRoj)

56 Poor Huma. I see a dark future with a lot of $5 blowjobs in it.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 10:10 AM (ZLQuU)

57 Buon giorno, signora...you wanna see-a my bona part?





Ahhhh mademoiselle, do you have any French in you?
No? Want some?

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 10:10 AM (2w7OO)

58 Ace 4 months ago: Ttump cant and never will break 40%.





Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 10:08 AM (suql3)
============================================

In all fairness, he was high at the time.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:10 AM (dFi94)

59 Google's election map shows her up

59,215,083 votes

to Trump's

59,062,960

with 97% counted.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 10:10 AM (gTQoY)

60 I get it.

We survived Baracksimillien Robespierre and the Reign of Error.

Now we get Emperor Trumpoleon Bonaparte.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 10:10 AM (Mt8T4)

61 Illegal aliens. Hipsters. Illegal alien hipsters.

Yup. But TX is absolutely crucial. As goes TX so goes the Republic.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 10:11 AM (WlGX+)

62 I'm more, hate to use this word but, concerned by him only taking TX by 5%.

Should have been double digits.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride


Gee, Ohio gave Trump more of a margin than Texas?

What gives??

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 10:11 AM (RFeQD)

63 Remember, if you're responding to people who are saying that they're going to leave the country over this that they need to give up their citizenship also. Just changing their address doesn't mean a thing.

I'd love to see a bunch of these un-American fucks just go away.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 09, 2016 10:11 AM (Vzqe+)

64 I think I'm going to get some warm clothes on and go outside and have a cigar when I get home from work.

Thanks for reminding me - the owner of my local cigar shop is a bigly Trump man, so I think I'll head over there after work for a fine smoke and a few shots of Macallan 18.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 10:11 AM (X6fMO)

65

Prebius said it was a win for freedom and sovereignty

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:11 AM (1TXSC)

66 If nothing else, we will get one very good thing out of all this.

A President being held accountable.

(Note: I have sometime next Tuesday for the first "the homeless are a national crisis" and Trump should fix it by COB January 21 story.)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 10:11 AM (nyTyw)

67 >>Ace 4 months ago: Ttump cant and never
>> will break 40%.

I'm glad to see Wikileaks dud the job American media wouldn't do.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 10:11 AM (TppKb)

68 I don't think so, she was behind by 90,000 votes at 3 am this morning with 97% of the vote counted.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 10:07 AM (mpXpK)

She is up by 150,000 votes right now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo




With 120% of the vote counted?

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 10:11 AM (2w7OO)

69 57 Poor Huma. I see a dark future with a lot of $5 blowjobs in it.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at November 09, 2016 10:10 AM (ZLQuU)

No way I want those teeth anywhere near Lil' Josephistan.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 10:12 AM (7HtZB)

70 How did David get that horse to maintain that pose for so long? Seems cruel.

Posted by: PETA at November 09, 2016 10:12 AM (Mt8T4)

71
She is up by 150,000 votes right now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at

It's California, Jake.

It's just Chinatown.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 10:12 AM (RFeQD)

72 Can I stop pretending to be in therapy now? These horses are starting to look kinda hot.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 09, 2016 10:12 AM (nl1IL)

73 >>What gives??

More Hispanics in Texas.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 10:12 AM (TppKb)

74 Remember, if you're responding to people who are saying that they're going to leave the country over this that they need to give up their citizenship also. Just changing their address doesn't mean a thing.

I'd love to see a bunch of these un-American fucks just go away.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 09, 2016 10:11 AM (Vzqe+)


If they renounce their American citizenships I have no problem with them staying here on tourist visas.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 10:12 AM (zc3Db)

75 Glenn Cocksucker Beck is now the Voice Of Reason, he thinks.

"Both sides are right. Both sides are wrong."

Fuck you, Glenn.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 10:07 AM (suql3)



What an idiotic statement.
A sorry attempt to be profound.

Posted by: tubal at November 09, 2016 10:12 AM (d6TTt)

76 Geez I din't cry in 08 or 12. Felt like it but didn't. Stupid touchyfeely libs.

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 10:13 AM (KvWlw)

77 "Poor Huma. I see a dark future with a lot of $5 blowjobs in it."

Where will Huma get the $5?

Posted by: Robert Crawford at November 09, 2016 10:13 AM (N6o5/)

78 Gee, Ohio gave Trump more of a margin than Texas?

What gives??
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 10:11 AM (RFeQD)

Ohio does not border Mexico

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:13 AM (dELE3)

79 Gergen busy saying "this isnt who we are"

Ya know, racist and sexist


Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:13 AM (1TXSC)

80 You can't just say "popular vote" because people don't vote in foregone conclusion states - I voted in 92 and 96 (CO and AZ), but didn't bother in 2000 because I lived in Cali. So it's meaningless - because if you change the parameters (pop vote versus EC), you'd change the outcome.

Posted by: Memories at November 09, 2016 10:13 AM (mwcEF)

81 50 Joe Arpaio lost his election, but that just makes him available for CBP head under Trump.
_______________

I'd put him in charge of ICE. But Joe's over 80 and may just want to retire now.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 10:13 AM (4rh2D)

82 Google's election map shows her up

59,215,083 votes

to Trump's

59,062,960

with 97% counted.


California is stupid incarnate. That is all those numbers mean.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 10:13 AM (a15nL)

83 My only regret from yesterday is that it appears Clinton may have won the popular vote so we'll get to hear about that crap for the next 4 years.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (Vzqe+)

I hope not because it's going to make it difficult to forgive all the third-party and write-in voters if they gave Hellary cover for continuing to disrupt the narion.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 09, 2016 10:13 AM (GDulk)

84 Ouch! Colors too bright! Eyes hurt!

Heh.

One of my ancestors, Betsy Patterson, was married to Napoleon's brother Jerome.

They had a son, and then Napoleon called Jerome back to France and forced him to divorce Betsy.

True fact.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:13 AM (PY9jH)

85 Not a fan of the NYT, but dang, really enjoyed their election pages last night. Nice analysis and graphics to show what was still out there.

Posted by: Lymond at November 09, 2016 10:13 AM (2mv+1)

86 Google's election map shows her up

59,215,083 votes

to Trump's

59,062,960

with 97% counted.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 10:10 AM (gTQoY)


And that's what scares me. Gore already set the mold for conceding, then recanting. What's to stop Scankles from doing the same thing this morning?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 10:13 AM (X6fMO)

87 The NeverTrump movement was strong in Texas. When you have two ex Presidents who reside in Texas admitting to not voting for him, what do you expect to happen?

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 09, 2016 10:14 AM (uUZaw)

88 I was informed by a friend this morning by text that Republicans are idiots and morons.

Should I take this seriously or just let it blow over?

I'm frankly sick of this kind of shit.

The alternative was to elect a corrupt, criminal liar?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 10:14 AM (RFeQD)

89 California is stupid incarnate. That is all those numbers mean.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 10:13 AM (a15nL)

Don't worry, we're on it

Posted by: San Andreas Fault at November 09, 2016 10:14 AM (dELE3)

90 She is up by 150,000 votes right now.
.................
And she'll be up by a lot more when California is done counting.
Big fucking deal.
The libtards are already trying to use the fact that she won the popular vote as a way to discredit the election.
Fuck 'em. It only shows how disproportionately big blue states like NY and CA are represented.. And reinforces the need for an electoral college!

Good morning, horde! What a great day it is to be an American!

Ding dong, the witch is dead!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2016 10:15 AM (UpGcq)

91 Gee, Ohio gave Trump more of a margin than Texas?

What gives??
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 10:11 AM (RFeQD)

Unemployed working class people in the Midwest are really pissed off.

Posted by: tubal at November 09, 2016 10:15 AM (d6TTt)

92 Ohio does not border Mexico
Posted by: Nevergiveup

You should have seen all the Mexicans/others putting a new roof on my neighbors house the other day.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 10:15 AM (RFeQD)

93 I'm more, hate to use this word but, concerned by him only taking TX by 5%.

Should have been double digits.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride


Gee, Ohio gave Trump more of a margin than Texas?

What gives??




NYT map gives it Trump 52.5, Clinton 43.5.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 10:15 AM (2w7OO)

94 ***More Hispanics in Texas.***

"Trump will deport my girlfriend." Actual comment I heard.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at November 09, 2016 10:15 AM (Rf6p0)

95 I listened to the first five minutes of Beck trying to weasel his way back into a viable business model, but couldn't take it any longer. Who still listens to this guy?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 09, 2016 10:15 AM (nFdGS)

96 I was informed by a friend this morning by text that Republicans are idiots and morons.

I thought we were racists and misogynists.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 10:15 AM (nyTyw)

97 What's to stop Scankles from doing the same thing this morning?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 10:13 AM (X6fMO)

She already conceded..of course she can take that back, but she is done and she knows it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:15 AM (dELE3)

98 I was furious in 2012

Exec orders? Buh bye

SCOTUS . Yeah thats ours now

Obamacare? Dead

Border? Get ready. He likes to build shit

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:15 AM (1TXSC)

99 All those celebs who'll be moving soon (because celebs aren't shallow idiots and they always keep their word)--the only I'd miss is Bryan Cranston, but I guess I misjudged him anyway.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 09, 2016 10:15 AM (8mIih)

100 My plan for dealing with leftists today is to smile and nod.

If pressed, I might say "We won."

Victory does not require an explanation, especially to idiots.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 10:16 AM (nl1IL)

101 'Should I take this seriously or just let it blow over? '


Very seriously. That's Moron with a capital M.

Posted by: freaked at November 09, 2016 10:16 AM (KvWlw)

102 >>What an idiotic statement.

Right now the NeverTrump pundit class is looking for a way to get the barbed cock of Satan out of their ass, 'cause he packed it in there real good yesterday.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 10:16 AM (TppKb)

103
My only regret from yesterday is that it appears
Clinton may have won the popular vote so we'll get to hear about that
crap for the next 4 years.


Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (Vzqe+)








Meh. They were gonna bitch and complain about SOMETHING. That's as good a thing as any.

Pop vote is irrelevant.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 10:16 AM (LuZz8)

104 ahahah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ezvfDzFMII

Posted by: GMan at November 09, 2016 10:16 AM (sxq57)

105 Based on the NYT as of 9 am this morning Scankles was ahead nationwide by 152,281 votes. Good thing we don't go by popular vote eh.








Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 10:16 AM (mpXpK)

106 Washington Post

The utter heartbreak of Hillary Clinton's supporters in 14 photos

[pics]

http://wapo.st/2eCVSkH



"No words. Poetry. They should have sent a poet!"


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (kdS6q)

Delicious tears.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 09, 2016 10:16 AM (JO9+V)

107
Let's set up a Gofundme for airplane tickets for all Hollywood Celerys who threatened they leave the USA if Trump won.

We'll give the $$ to charity (because they wont take the tickets.)

We'll raise millions. I guarantee it. And we can make a statement and help some people.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 10:16 AM (suql3)

108 Unemployed working class people in the Midwest are really pissed off.
Posted by: tubal


Ah, the dirt people came out of their caves and found a place to vote.

That explains it all.

(cue up "Won't Get Fooled Again!")

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 10:16 AM (RFeQD)

109 Watching CBS is so much fun I feel like cracking a beer.

Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 10:17 AM (ce4zT)

110 89 I was informed by a friend this morning by text that Republicans are idiots and morons.

Should I take this seriously or just let it blow over?

I'm frankly sick of this kind of shit.




And you call them a "friend"?

I'd jettison their ass so quick their head would spin.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 10:17 AM (2w7OO)

111 Anyone have a good roundup of sweet liberal tears?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2016 10:17 AM (L3YlV)

112
76 Glenn Cocksucker Beck is now the Voice Of Reason, he thinks.

"Both sides are right. Both sides are wrong."

Fuck you, Glenn.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 10:07 AM (suql3)

What an idiotic statement.
A sorry attempt to be profound.
Posted by: tubal at November 09, 2016 10:12 AM (d6TTt)


Would adding his followup statements --

"Buy gold! Liberty Safes! Belize!"

-- make it more profound?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 10:17 AM (BK3ZS)

113
WIRED

People on Instagram are posting black squares instead of photos following Trump's election:




#NowItsJustGettingKindOfSad

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 10:17 AM (kdS6q)

114 After mom died last year, my dad made some new friends getting coffee at the local McDonald's -- other retirees. Then most of them turned obnoxiously pro-Clinton, so dad stopped going there for coffee.

He's headed back this morning.

My siblings and I are already collecting bail money...

Posted by: Robert Crawford at November 09, 2016 10:17 AM (N6o5/)

115 Perfect. I wondered what the painting du jour was going to be today.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 10:17 AM (JSovD)

116 Can we just be happy all the never trumpers aren't here telling us how stupid we are?

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 09, 2016 10:17 AM (QUl0c)

117 Update: Hillary Clinton will deliver remarks at 10:30 a.m. ET, according to her campaign.
http://cnn.it/2fy5fEH


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 10:02 AM
~~~~~

Heh. Was originally scheduled for 9:30 am. She's probably still drunk and smacking people!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 10:17 AM (eM2Uz)

118 IF we went by popular vote, the Candidates would campaign differently and spend their time and money differently also.

So the fact that she "might" win the popular vote is irrelevant

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:17 AM (dELE3)

119 I can't wait to see the expression on the faces of all those libtard celebrities when they get to the Canadian border and find out they can't just walk right into the country.

Posted by: Roy at November 09, 2016 10:17 AM (VndSC)

120 Ignore the angry American at your peril...

Posted by: Dave at November 09, 2016 10:17 AM (kH/If)

121 I will happily care about the popular vote totals when the rules say that that's what determines the election outcome.

Until then, it's just excuse-making for losers.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 10:17 AM (nl1IL)

122 President Trump I hope will crack down on the voter fraud and the illegal immigration. Get those two done and the next elections will no longer be so close.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 10:18 AM (Om16U)

123 I need a simple, concise rebuttal to "the electoral college needs to be done away with". Thanks.

Posted by: djrichiep at November 09, 2016 10:18 AM (U7j+8)

124 Popular vote means shit,she banked a ton in the commie states.That's just the way it is.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 10:18 AM (r/0kC)

125 6
Update: Hillary Clinton will deliver remarks at 10:30 a.m. ET, according to her campaign.

http://cnn.it/2fy5fEH
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 10:02 AM (kdS6q)

TRANSCRIPT OF SECRETARY CLINTON'S REMARKS ON NOVEMBER 9, 2016

SECRETARY CLINTON: Fuggin' white people. *hic* *shart* *thud*

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 10:18 AM (RD7QR)

126
Prebius said it was a win for freedom and sovereignty

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:11 AM (1TXSC)
=============================================

I'm hesitant to say it, but hats off to Reince. I believe Donald when he said it was thanks to Preibus that he had the structure in place to do this.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:18 AM (dFi94)

127 Remember how gracious TFG was in '08?

"I won."

"I'm the one riding on AF One."

I hope he and Mooch are throwing china and lamps at each other this morning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:18 AM (PY9jH)

128

The proper response to complaints of libs?

Bless Your Heart

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:18 AM (1TXSC)

129 89
I was informed by a friend this morning by text that Republicans are idiots and morons.



Should I take this seriously or just let it blow over?



I'm frankly sick of this kind of shit.



The alternative was to elect a corrupt, criminal liar?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 10:14 AM (RFeQD)
Let nothing go anymore. They want to DESTROY us and our way of life. Breitbart said it best, 'FU, War.'Trump winning was step 1. We HAVE to start pushing back against the brainwashed.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 10:18 AM (WuRdh)

130 I was informed by a friend this morning by text that Republicans are idiots and morons.

Should I take this seriously or just let it blow over?

I'm frankly sick of this kind of shit.

The alternative was to elect a corrupt, criminal liar?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 09, 2016 10:14 AM (RFeQD)


Defriend the fucker. Tell them that you can't, in good conscience, allow them to associate with an idiot and a moron. Shove it right back down their throats.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 10:18 AM (X6fMO)

131 One of my ancestors, Betsy Patterson, was married to Napoleon's brother Jerome.

They had a son, and then Napoleon called Jerome back to France and forced him to divorce Betsy.

True fact.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:13 AM (PY9jH)

I always had a soft spot for poor Joseph Bonaparte. My namesake, and he got exiled to New Jersey.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 10:18 AM (7HtZB)

132 Wouldn't it be great if Trump made "Return to Rule of Law" the overriding theme of his administration?

Purge, baby, purge.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2016 10:18 AM (97XyN)

133 "Washington Post

The utter heartbreak of Hillary Clinton's supporters in 14 photos



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix"

Dude in that first photo is not thinking about the Hillary loss or consoling the young lady. He trying to figure out how to get laid by the sobbing Hil-bot

Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2016 10:18 AM (1BQGO)

134 People on Instagram are posting black squares instead of photos following Trump's election:

This calls for a really stupid and futile social media gesture on someone's part.

Hey dumbasses, they still doesn't do anything out here in oxygen world.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 10:19 AM (nyTyw)

135

Wisconsin was the firey forge were we learned to beat these bastards

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:19 AM (1TXSC)

136 Trump should do something nice for the Wikileaks guy.

Posted by: CanaDave at November 09, 2016 10:19 AM (htV/r)

137 Hillary was just hoping that the networks would call the election at 3 AM, because she and Obama have always missed those 3 AM calls.

Posted by: Roy at November 09, 2016 10:19 AM (VndSC)

138 Update: Hillary Clinton will deliver remarks at 10:30 a.m. ET, according to her campaign.

http://cnn.it/2fy5fEH
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 10:02 AM (kdS6q)

This may be the last time we ever have to listen to Honky McScreechvoice speak.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 10:19 AM (7HtZB)

139 I need a simple, concise rebuttal to "the electoral college needs to be done away with". Thanks.

--

Just look at a map. About 30-35 counties voted blue in the entire country, but they hold a huge population. A popular vote election would mean that most states would be irrelevant.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (7ZVPa)

140 My Bing map still shows Arizona, Michigan and New Hampshire as too close to call. Have any other news organizations called those states? They all show Trump leading, but no call.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (dFi94)

141 That same NYT article has Trump winning TX by 9%. So yeah, it was leaning Dem alright and then a tossup, which I threw the BS flag on.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (mpXpK)

142
Gergen says people are scared


CNN planning their attack

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (1TXSC)

143 I laughed out loud watching three young female Hillary supporters crying their little eyes out last night in the glass ceiling pavilion, after Podester the Molester told everyone to go home. Is that bad? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: JuJuBee at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (kma8f)

144 Anyone who complains to me about the election outcome will be reminded that I put up with TFG's two victories without working the refs.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (nl1IL)

145 Looking around in my heart for conciliation and forgiveness for the shameful actions of the Gop Elites over the last year.

Nope. Nothing there.
You guys blew it.
New Party time.

Posted by: tubal at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (d6TTt)

146 Trump won Texas by 803,338 votes.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (2w7OO)

147 63 I'm more, hate to use this word but, concerned by him only taking TX by 5%.

Should have been double digits.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? Taking My Time on my Ride


Gee, Ohio gave Trump more of a margin than Texas?

What gives??
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again!


Georgia too. But that's from all the libs moving down here.

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (QUl0c)

148 24
Washington Post

The utter heartbreak of Hillary Clinton's supporters in 14 photos

[pics]

http://wapo.st/2eCVSkH



"No words. Poetry. They should have sent a poet!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (kdS6q)

Tastes great!

Posted by: blindside at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (89yd/)

149 Trump should do something nice for the Wikileaks guy.
Posted by: CanaDave at November 09, 2016 10:19 AM (htV/r)

Comute his death sentence to life? I could live with that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (dELE3)

150 So when do we start persecuting the Mormons? I want my mormodomor

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (SAn+a)

151 I'm hesitant to say it, but hats off to Reince. I believe Donald when he said it was thanks to Preibus that he had the structure in place to do this.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:18 AM (dFi94)


I agree with you. Priebus was one of the very few in the GOP leadership who, after an initial attempt to stop Trump accepted his candidacy and worked hard for the campaign. He's earned my respect.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (zc3Db)

152
25 Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 10:03 AM (7HtZB)

I thought of that but I already used it....


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (Zu3d9

So you're saying you're better than network TV? No reruns?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (voOPb)

153 BTW, he won SC by 16%, much much greater than the last two Republicans.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (mpXpK)

154 The Beast is scheduled to speak at 10:00.

In other news, wine and tequila don't mix.

My head hurts bigly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:21 AM (PY9jH)

155 Nice choice, though not my preference given how it ended for him.

I'm more thinking...

http://tinyurl.com/oq9qke4

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 09, 2016 10:21 AM (9krrF)

156 Nice pick!!


Politico stick the first knife into Hillary:

At 69 --- having suffered the most humbling upset imaginable to a
deeply, nearly fatally flawed opponent believed to be the only
Republican contender she could actually defeat --- is spent as political
force. Clinton will forever be known as one of the worst closers in
political history
, a woman who was never capable of selling a wary
public on herself, on account of her own shortcomings and paranoia or
perhaps as a result of a sexism so ingrained in American culture women
as well as men suffered from it.

The good news for Democrats: Clinton is now out of the way, clearing
the road for a new generation of leadership with far less baggage....





Buh-bye!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 10:21 AM (NOIQH)

157 Just look at a map. About 30-35 counties voted blue in the entire country, but they hold a huge population. A popular vote election would mean that most states would be irrelevant.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (7ZVPa)


That works, thanks!

Posted by: djrichiep at November 09, 2016 10:21 AM (U7j+8)

158 If she doesn't brag about winning the popular vote, I will eat my left shoe.

(It's a black, cap toe Allend Edmonds.)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 10:21 AM (nyTyw)

159
Ben K

It's hilarious to think that Hillary's fabled 3 am phone call was a concession call to Donald Trump



Ouch.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 10:21 AM (kdS6q)

160 We're supposed to be magnanimous today?

Fuck that shit.

I've earned the right to gloat.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 10:21 AM (EOK/M)

161 If you are a young dude today is a good day to take advantage of some grieving Hillary supporters.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 10:21 AM (r/0kC)

162

Bless Your Heart goes a loonngg way

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:22 AM (1TXSC)

163 OMG... Pinch me!!!!!! I can't believe it. I went to bed about 11:30, told my husband to wake me if anything big happened. He woke me about 1:30 ish? and said the Donald got PA, it's over.

I still can't believe it!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 10:22 AM (CNHr1)

164 Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:13 AM (1TXSC)

Gergen who got away with what would be a gun crime for anyone else in DC? What would he know about who "we" are?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 09, 2016 10:22 AM (GDulk)

165 Wisconsin was the firey forge were we learned to beat these bastards

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:19 AM (1TXSC)
=============================================

My county (of legal residence) went Republican. My county never goes Republican. My other county (unofficial residence) went really really Republican.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:22 AM (dFi94)

166 Bless Your Heart goes a loonngg way

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:22 AM (1TXSC)


Heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:22 AM (PY9jH)

167 141 My Bing map still shows Arizona, Michigan and New Hampshire as too close to call. Have any other news organizations called those states? They all show Trump leading, but no call.


Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (dFi94


NH? WTH???? There's only 79 people who live there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 10:22 AM (voOPb)

168 Who did more to defeat Hillary? Hillary, or ... Obama?

* Spiralling Obamacare costs
* Terrorist attacks while doubling down on fake refugees
* "White American workers got a really good deal in the past", with the implication they won't any longer. Ie. scolding people for expecting their government to act in their interests.

Obama might be teflon. His approval rating remains high (though maybe people don't want to seem "racist" by dissing him). But maybe his unremittingly disasterous 8 years soured the Democrat brand.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 10:22 AM (Mt8T4)

169 Wisconsin was the firey forge were we learned to beat these bastards

Posted by: ThunderB


Behold, the power of cheese!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 09, 2016 10:22 AM (9krrF)

170 >>Trump should do something nice for the
>>Wikileaks guy.

Revoke CNN's white house press credential and give it to Assamge.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 10:22 AM (TppKb)

171 GLORIOUS

Scorched Earth policies are being put into place and will follow directly but for now

GLORIOUS

Posted by: Mortimer's deplorable phone at November 09, 2016 10:22 AM (OTFhH)

172 In all seriousness, is there a way to kick the NeverTrumpers out of the party to begin forming a true opposition party?

Because a real opposition party is going to be an important first step.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 10:23 AM (WuRdh)

173 My siblings and I are already collecting bail money...

Posted by: Robert Crawford at November 09, 2016 10:17 AM (N6o5/)

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 10:23 AM (Om16U)

174 Anyone have a good roundup of sweet liberal tears?

Posted by: Minnfidel


I was switching around channels last night and thought to myself, Why the hell am I not watching CNN. The lamentations of their women was music to my ears.

Posted by: Roy at November 09, 2016 10:23 AM (VndSC)

175 114
WIRED

People on Instagram are posting black squares instead of photos following Trump's election:




#NowItsJustGettingKindOfSad
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 10:17 AM (kdS6q)



Awww, poor little babies pulling their blankie over their heads to escape the big bad boogie man.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 10:23 AM (9q7Dl)

176 My Bing map still shows Arizona, Michigan and New Hampshire as too close to call. Have any other news organizations called those states? They all show Trump leading, but no call.
___________________

CNN has AZ in the Trump column. The AZ Republic also shows AZ a win for Trump.

Michigan and NH still too close to call.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 10:23 AM (4rh2D)

177 I need a simple, concise rebuttal to "the electoral college needs to be done away with". Thanks.

Posted by: djrichiep


Someone, on the early morning thread was using the phrase,

Eat a bag of dicks.

That's pretty concise

Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2016 10:23 AM (8ikIW)

178 These states really need to count votes faster.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 10:23 AM (r/0kC)

179 Smack down the Nice Christians who sponsor Somalis to come here legally as "refugees", too. I need to see that.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 10:23 AM (AFw0k)

180 172
>>Trump should do something nice for the

>>Wikileaks guy.



Revoke CNN's white house press credential and give it to Assamge.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 10:22 AM (TppKb)

THIS x 10000000000000000000!!!!!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 10:23 AM (WuRdh)

181 I like this painting!

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at November 09, 2016 10:23 AM (GdgAM)

182 88
Very disappointed in the Texas Bushes. Very disappointed.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 10:23 AM (JSovD)

183
The utter heartbreak of Hillary Clinton's supporters in 14 photos

http://wapo.st/2eCVSkH
: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM (kdS6q)

Damn. Only 14 photos. Bloody teasers.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut-In at November 09, 2016 10:24 AM (CPk08)

184 >>>150 Trump should do something nice for the Wikileaks guy.
Posted by: CanaDave at November 09, 2016 10:19 AM (htV/r)

Comute his death sentence to life? I could live with that

Smiley face on the Hellfire!

Posted by: Banana Splits Guy at November 09, 2016 10:24 AM (VshVW)

185 You know what I wouldn't mind seeing? Move some government OUT of Washington. Have some Cabinet meetings OUTSIDE of Washington. Imagine a Department of the Interior worker actually living in the Interior. Break up the Beltway.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 10:24 AM (ysprU)

186 Trump won Texas by 9%. But get used to the new normal.. Hispanics vote now.

Hispanics in Ohio make up only 3% of eligible voters. Texas? 28%.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2016 10:24 AM (UpGcq)

187
My head hurts bigly.


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:21 AM (PY9jH)
===================================

Mine too. Really bad. But worth it. We did it Jane! She's gone!

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:24 AM (dFi94)

Posted by: The ghosts of Benghazi at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (OTFhH)

189 clinton will trump her fake popular vote numbers. boy oh boy, those voter rolls need a major purge, voter id laws need change SAP

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (c6/9Q)

190 179 I need a simple, concise rebuttal to "the electoral college needs to be done away with". Thanks.

It really is unfair ... they should secede.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (fiGNd)

191 Attention liberals, Australia has strict immigration policies, so it cannot be counted as a safe space.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (7ZVPa)

192 How did Napoleon make history with such small hands? And now Trump.

Posted by: Hedley Lamaar at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (qlPzn)

193

Bushism is dead

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (1TXSC)

194 In all seriousness, is there a way to kick the NeverTrumpers out of the party to begin forming a true opposition party?


They are done, even if they don't know it. But I think they know it. Look for Katshit to change parties. Romney to fade into obscurity , and Miss Lindsey to come out of the closet. McCain? Just go away

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (dELE3)

195 I'm back (tho I may keep my alt ID handy).

It's a glorious day for the Republic.

And who knows, maybe my moonbat daughter may grow up and realize what she was cheering for. (...but I'm not holding my breath)

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (ry4ab)

196 Happy, happy day!! Drunk on champagne . Love y'all!!!

Posted by: Deplorable LASue at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (wgFcF)

197 Can we just be happy all the never trumpers aren't here telling us how stupid we are?



I pray they show up here.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (2w7OO)

198 128 I hope he and Mooch are throwing china and lamps at each other this morning.


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:18 AM (PY9jH)

Jane I got that rat/bug repeller last week and put it on the front porch. Haven't seen a roach crawl out on the porch since then. In fact, haven't seen ANY bugs on the porch. It works great. When Summer rolls back around I'll see if it repells skeeters.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (mpXpK)

199 159 If she doesn't brag about winning the popular vote, I will eat my left shoe.

(It's a black, cap toe Allend Edmonds.)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 09, 2016 10:21 AM (nyTyw)

If you need a condiment I always have a spare bottle of horseradish. It's delish


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (voOPb)

200 Don't worry, we're on it


Posted by: San Andreas Fault at November 09, 2016 10:14 AM
~~~~~

That would truly solve a lot of CA's problems.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (eM2Uz)

201
OMG... Pinch me!!!!!! I can't believe it. I went to bed about 11:30,
told my husband to wake me if anything big happened. He woke me about
1:30 ish? and said the Donald got PA, it's over.



I still can't believe it!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 10:22 AM (CNHr1)


My husband called me at 8:30 (I was in an alcohol-induced coma) and said, "Honey, I have an ear worm: Ding dong the witch is dead."

I literally jumped out of bed. Happiest hangover ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (PY9jH)

202 123
President Trump I hope will crack down on the voter fraud and the illegal immigration.


Yup. Despite the potential for abuse, it's time for some type of national citizen ID, a requirement that it be shown to vote, and jail time for attempting to fake one.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (NrQPT)

203 Ding dong, the witch is dead!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


I have an earworm of that song going since last night.

Posted by: Roy at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (VndSC)

204 NH? WTH???? There's only 79 people who live there

I know, right? And the NH numbers were wonky all night. The NY Times tracker was dead on balls accurate for every other state, but for NH they were still showing less than 1% of results in at like 9:00 pm? And the lead and numbers kept bouncing around wildly. At one point Drudge had it Trump +4 and the NYT had it Hillary +9!

WTF goin' on in NH?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 10:26 AM (WlGX+)

205 Greetings:

That must have been a rather small horse that the original Nap-ster was sitting on.

A fitting selection, though, as I have been watching the media near-hysteria on the France24 English language TV broadcasts overnight. Apparently, all their efforts over the last six months have come to naught.

Posted by: 11B40 at November 09, 2016 10:26 AM (evgyj)

206 Sally Kohn is a very unhappy man today.

https://twitter.com/sallykohn

Posted by: V the K at November 09, 2016 10:26 AM (O7MnT)

207

The first thing they should do is clean voter rolls and stsndardize id

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:26 AM (1TXSC)

208 Unsaid so far, but voter ID in FL, OH, and WI made a difference. We need a nationwide standard.

Posted by: Dave_in_fla at November 09, 2016 10:26 AM (wfDW1)

209 I stole this from the Cold Fury website:

BRITAIN: Brexit!

AMERICA: Here, hold my beer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 10:26 AM (X6fMO)

210 >>If she doesn't brag about winning the popular vote, I will eat my left shoe.


And some variation of, "I guess America just wasn't ready for a woman president" said with melodramatic sigh of disappointment in the bucket of losers/basket of deplorables who dared to stop her coronation.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 10:26 AM (NOIQH)

211 Trump won Texas by 9%. But get used to the new normal.. Hispanics vote now.

Hispanics in Ohio make up only 3% of eligible voters. Texas? 28%.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2016 10:24 AM (UpGcq)

My hope is as the legal Hispanics enter the Middle Class and higher, they become more conservative.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:26 AM (dELE3)

212 Preparing fun responses for complainers about this election

"I just don't think all our Presidents should come from the same two families."

"I worried about the Clinton Foundation. They sold influence to our enemies, and I didn't want the distraction of an impeachment trial."

"Obama did tons of pot. Bush did coke. I thought it was time for a non-druggie President."

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 10:26 AM (nl1IL)

213 Regarding Texas, I don't think the anti-free trade and immigration talk play as well here as in other states. They don't resonate as strongly. Lots of reasons. But true.

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 10:26 AM (V9ATq)

214 Attention liberals, Australia has strict immigration policies, so it cannot be counted as a safe space.



New Zealand is even stricter. Ginsberg may be screwed.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 10:26 AM (2w7OO)

215 187 You know what I wouldn't mind seeing? Move some government OUT of Washington. Have some Cabinet meetings OUTSIDE of Washington. Imagine a Department of the Interior worker actually living in the Interior. Break up the Beltway.
Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 10:24 AM (ysprU)

How about eliminating government instead of just moving it?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 10:26 AM (8hICw)

216 Correct me if I'm mistaken, but Trump is the first person from the private sector to be elected President. Every other President has held elected office, or was a general.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 10:27 AM (7HtZB)

217 I hope he and Mooch are throwing china and lamps at each other this morning.
============

Naaaaaaaaahhh. They're boxing 'em up.

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 10:27 AM (JBggj)

218 The memes to explain and dismiss this result are already being forged. They are, in order of deployment:

1. This was a victory for Vlad Putin.

2. It was all white racism.

3. Hillary won the popular vote so no mandate and it's Bush the Younger all over again.

4. Republicans are stupidy stupidhead McStupidfaces.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 10:27 AM (RD7QR)

219 ThunderB and I had the same thought

Posted by: Dave_in_fla at November 09, 2016 10:27 AM (wfDW1)

220 I need a simple, concise rebuttal to "the electoral college needs to be done away with". Thanks.

Nothing stops any state from distributing electoral college votes according to the popular vote. It is up to each state to decide how its Presidential electors are to be chosen and distributed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 09, 2016 10:27 AM (zc3Db)

221 >>The first thing they should do is clean voter rolls and stsndardize id


Yep - get federal grant to True the Vote!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 10:27 AM (NOIQH)

222 179 I need a simple, concise rebuttal to "the electoral college needs to be done away with". Thanks.

--

Article V: The Congress, whenever two thirds of both Houses shall deem it necessary, shall propose Amendments to this Constitution, or, on the Application of the Legislatures of two thirds of the several States, shall call a Convention for proposing Amendments, which, in either Case, shall be valid to all Intents and Purposes, as Part of this Constitution, when ratified by the Legislatures of three fourths of the several States, or by Conventions in three fourths thereof, as the one or the other Mode of Ratification may be proposed by the Congress; Provided that no Amendment which may be made prior to the Year One thousand eight hundred and eight shall in any Manner affect the first and fourth Clauses in the Ninth Section of the first Article; and that no State, without its Consent, shall be deprived of its equal Suffrage in the Senate.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 10:27 AM (KUaJL)

223 or perhaps as a result of a sexism so ingrained in American culture women as well as men suffered from it

Wow, they just can't see it, can they. In their world, it's the only possible explanation.

Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 10:27 AM (NrQPT)

224 Where's kari? He she or it was a great advocate for trump ib these pages. Take a bow son.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 09, 2016 10:28 AM (nFwvY)

225 The AZ Republic is reporting that Trump won 49.8% of the vote in AZ, compared to Hillary's 45.3%.

So it really wasn't that close.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 10:28 AM (4rh2D)

226 Jane I got that rat/bug repeller last week and put
it on the front porch. Haven't seen a roach crawl out on the porch since
then. In fact, haven't seen ANY bugs on the porch. It works great. When
Summer rolls back around I'll see if it repells skeeters.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (mpXpK)


Yay! I love those things. Have two in the garage as well as all around the house.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:28 AM (PY9jH)

227 I need a simple, concise rebuttal to "the electoral college needs to be done away with". Thanks.

My state has a shrinking population, so I tell 'em, until the next census we're actually over-represented, so you should thank the EC because your vote is carrying more weight than it should.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 10:28 AM (WlGX+)

228 Oh, and one or more of the Cobs needs to arrange an Ewokathon so we can shoot ace some money to show our appreciation and defray the cost of a new computer for him.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 10:28 AM (RD7QR)

229 Trump doesn't owe anyone anything. Literally it is going to be chaos with him in there. I hope he doesn't go full lefty on us, but at this point, he probably has more flexibility than anyone who has been in that house the last 50+ years.....here's to thinking some people might lose their jobs.

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 09, 2016 10:28 AM (QUl0c)

230 196 In all seriousness, is there a way to kick the NeverTrumpers out of the party to begin forming a true opposition party?


They are done, even if they don't know it. But I think they know it. Look for Katshit to change parties. Romney to fade into obscurity , and Miss Lindsey to come out of the closet. McCain? Just go away

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (dELE3

McCain will probably croak in office.
SC is a basket case giving us Lindsay I don't care if he is ghey. HE's a slimy weasel.
Ben Sasse of NB, better suck it up big time.

As far as the talking heads Screw em and that's being polite

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 10:28 AM (voOPb)

231 Ahhhhh....
Third cup of coffee, three aspen, lots of water and a greasy McDonald's breakfast! Could'a used about three more hours of sleep but I'm good to go for now.

And most importantly, I'm ready for her-
To fucking publically concede!

Posted by: Commissar M at November 09, 2016 10:28 AM (vcIHi)

232 Despite the potential for abuse, it's time for some type of national citizen ID,

I have one! It's called a passport. It's what I present for voting.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 10:28 AM (ysprU)

233 Last night was Yuengling and Popcorn popped in coconut oil.
and since it has been more than 24 hrs since someone called me a racist, I listened to NPR this morning and checked that off the list.

Posted by: tmitsss at November 09, 2016 10:28 AM (ZYgGF)

234 nevertump is done, Rove was really having a "moment" on FOx last night, going into stupid and ridiculous territory, like sayingTrump could not have won WI without Ryan. Ryan ? that dickhead slammed Trump at every opportunity - to the bitter end.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 10:28 AM (c6/9Q)

235 Hillary's silence up to now reminds me of General Cornwallis' refusal to attend the surrender ceremony at Yorktown.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 10:28 AM (jxbfJ)

236 It's a Three Stooges morning on TCM. Tell all your liberal friends to tune in.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 10:28 AM (JSovD)

237 Also on Texas, what was turnout compared to Ohio. Was turnout lighter than usual because trump had it in bag. Giving people cover to not vote or skip?

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (V9ATq)

238 I hope all the K Street parasites choke on their hors d'oeuvres.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (BWL+E)

239 Don't look now, but the DOW is UP over 70 points now! (After dumping over 800 last night.)

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (eM2Uz)

240 CNN has AZ in the Trump column. The AZ Republic also shows AZ a win for Trump.



Michigan and NH still too close to call.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 10:23 AM (4rh2D)
====================================

Thanks TrivialPursuer. I wonder why New Hampshire is having such a hard time getting counted. What do they have there - 18 people?

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (dFi94)

241 Stephen Hayes says exit polling shows voters don't agree with Trump on immigration.

Uh huh

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (FqgrG)

242 Ya know, we should all hit the tip jar for Ace.

His writing, site and especially the commenters kept my sanity on that long walk through Mordor since 2008.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (u82oZ)

243 Far be it from me to have empathy with Choom Guy, but I do see now why he played one particular song at the rally after he clinched the 2008 primary.

"I got 99 problems and..."

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (nl1IL)

244 Dow is up 70. Fuckers were calling for a crash.

Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (ce4zT)

245 I pray they show up here.
Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (2w7OO)

Mockery. They condescendingly used it for months, and I always wonder about people who persist in that sort of boorish behavior.

Makes me wonder if they have any relationships at all in the non- cyber world.

Pretty pathetic, actually.

Posted by: tubal at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (d6TTt)

246 Drudge linked a 2015 piece with Barry Diller vowing to either leave the country or "join the resistance" if Trump was elected president.

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (JBggj)

247 WTF goin' on in NH?

Too many Massholes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (X6fMO)

248 LOLOLOL GMan

Had to tweet that

Liberal Tears, it's what's for breakfast

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (Om16U)

249 218 Correct me if I'm mistaken, but Trump is the first person from the private sector to be elected President. Every other President has held elected office, or was a general.

Yep. Coulter pointed this out some months ago. It's, well, historic.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (WlGX+)

250 Anyone have thoughts on what companies to invest in now?

Posted by: Deplorable LASue at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (wgFcF)

251 Hey, Barry. How's your legacy this morning?

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (PY9jH)

252 Anyone have a good roundup of sweet liberal tears?


Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2016 10:17 AM
~~~~~
Here's one:

http://legalinsurrection.com/2016/11/liberals-on-twitter-react-to-trumps-win/


Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 10:21 AM (eM2Uz)

Thanks! LOL

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (L3YlV)

253 Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:22 AM (dFi94)

Waukesha county went hard for Johnson and trump.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 09, 2016 10:30 AM (QM5S2)

254 The more I think of it, the more I think Rubio, Cruz, and others would not have won this election. I don't even want to mention Kasich

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 09, 2016 10:30 AM (QUl0c)

255
24
Washington Post

The utter heartbreak of Hillary Clinton's supporters in 14 photos

[pics]

http://wapo.st/2eCVSkH


Lotsa omega males on display there...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 10:30 AM (BK3ZS)

256 I am enjoying the cries of racism from the left, with not an iota of evidence.

Meanwhile, the only democrat to win election with a majority in my lifetime was black, with an unusually high black voter turnout in only those two elections.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 10:30 AM (7ZVPa)

257 245 Far be it from me to have empathy with Choom Guy, but I do see now why he played one particular song at the rally after he clinched the 2008 primary.

"I got 99 problems and..."
Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (nl1IL)

"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son..."

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 10:30 AM (8hICw)

258 This election is still too close to call

Posted by: NBCCBSABC at November 09, 2016 10:30 AM (nl1IL)

259 My question from the last thread:

How can Hillary be declared to have won the popular vote if all votes have not been counted yet and the last three states yet to be called?

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 10:30 AM (8zHLN)

260 From previous thread:
883 Anne Coulter for Press Secretary!!!!!

I say Milo Y. for press sec.
Reasoning: homominium is stronger than vagiminium.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2016 10:30 AM (SeD0w)

261 >>I need a simple, concise rebuttal to "the electoral college needs to be done away with". Thanks.


There's a process for that - amend the Constitution.
Good Luck!


However, maybe tomorrow we should remember that Obama and Holder will be working to change voting districts when he leave office - gerrymandering on steroids. These guys never stop!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 10:31 AM (NOIQH)

262 Yup. Despite the potential for abuse, it's time for some type of national citizen ID, a requirement that it be shown to vote, and jail time for attempting to fake one.



Voting is a right.

So is buying a gun.
And since I have to show ID to buy a gun...

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 10:31 AM (2w7OO)

263 Ah, bitter Progressive tears.

I'll have a flagon, straight up, please.

And keep 'em coming.

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at November 09, 2016 10:31 AM (GdgAM)

264 Ya know, we should all hit the tip jar for Ace.



His writing, site and especially the commenters kept my sanity on that long walk through Mordor since 2008.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (u82oZ)


This. God bless ace.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:31 AM (PY9jH)

265 253
Hey, Barry. How's your legacy this morning?

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (PY9jH)

LOL!!!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 10:31 AM (WuRdh)

266 My HERstory shirt is HIStory. Another example of white male privilege. Haven't seen Daddy today. Odd.

Posted by: Chelsea at November 09, 2016 10:31 AM (qlPzn)

267 Well, it's a great morning. Time to go read the bitter, bitter comments at the Kos.

Ha ha ha

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 10:31 AM (wnHDE)

268 Correct me if I'm mistaken, but Trump is the first person from the private sector to be elected President. Every other President has held elected office, or was a general.


Interesting.


I think Obama was a professional sparkle pony though.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 10:31 AM (qUNWi)

269 Obama won by running up and expanding the margin with his base.

Trump, a businessman, comes along and says, "Let me show you how a real business increases the margins to greater profit."

BOOM.

Trump has a greater mandate than Obama.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 10:32 AM (e2Rx3)

270 232
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 10:28 AM (voOPb)


Question for you and the Horde.
With these #NeverTrumpers, what do you think the likelihood is that Lindsey Graham and/or another 1 or 2 GOP establishment types flip parties - thereby throwing the balance of the Senate?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 10:32 AM (jxbfJ)

271 Remind ace to write a really really depressing thread next election and every election.



Let's not fck up what works.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 10:32 AM (NbJXF)

272 Posted by: tubal at November 09, 2016 10:20 AM (d6TTt)

Down-ballot results show the DOPe was wrong about *everything*.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 09, 2016 10:32 AM (GDulk)

273 253
Hubby said that the talking heads were actually discussing what was to become of poor Obama's legacy now that the big, bad Donald is in charge. He was laughing out loud.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 10:32 AM (JSovD)

274 204 Yup. Despite the potential for abuse, it's time for
some type of national citizen ID, a requirement that it be shown to
vote, and jail time for attempting to fake one.


Posted by: pep at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (NrQPT)

There is already a requirement for a national ID from the 9-11 findings. But it has been delayed because the bureaucrats want all kinds of autocratic BS for proving citizenship.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 10:32 AM (mpXpK)

275 Slam that border shut!

Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 10:32 AM (ce4zT)

276 A memo should go out to every Goobmint Dept IT head... destruction of emails and/or any other documents WILL result in prosecution.
The IT guys and gals, not the heads of agencies, mind you.
I wanna see a purge.

Posted by: MarkY at November 09, 2016 10:32 AM (i022r)

277 I have to read NRO now. This should be fun.

Posted by: V the K at November 09, 2016 10:32 AM (O7MnT)

278 I'm not dead yet.

Posted by: The Narrative at November 09, 2016 10:32 AM (SeD0w)

279 Haha
Jeb! and Hillary! spent millions per vote
The Trumpster?
5 bucks
Fucking epic!!!

Posted by: Karmic Justice at November 09, 2016 10:32 AM (iJaqf)

280 I am enjoying the cries of racism from the left, with not an iota of evidence.



Rayciss?

Srsly? What race is an old white woman?

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 10:32 AM (2w7OO)

281 258

And from the Party of Science (TM) no less.

Posted by: Jingo Unchained! at November 09, 2016 10:32 AM (GdgAM)

282 273 No problem,it's his nature.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2016 10:32 AM (r/0kC)

283 All hail Ace kicking #nevertrumpers in the dick.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 10:32 AM (qUNWi)

284 I need a simple, concise rebuttal to "the electoral college needs to be done away with". Thanks.
............
It's pretty simple.

Without an electoral college, big cities would decide every election.

The founders knew that if rural America were to have a say in how this country is ruled, an electoral college was necessary.

States have the right to decide how those electors are chosen.. most have decided on winner-take-all.. but some like Nebraska and Maine have chosen a proportional method.

The point is though, that the founders created a democratic republic, not a pure democracy. The states are (or were at least) sovereign.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2016 10:32 AM (UpGcq)

285 I...feel...HAPPY!

Posted by: The Narrative at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (SeD0w)

286 I need a simple, concise rebuttal to "the electoral college needs to be done away with". Thanks.

It's Affirmative Action for states. The tiny, weak states get oppressed by the big, rich, populous states, so we have to have the EC to prevent Liberal Hegemony.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (iLoHX)

287 Anyone have a great hangover remedy?

Whoever suggested I follow a bottle of wine with some tequila last night, I hate you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (PY9jH)

288 Unsaid so far, but voter ID in FL, OH, and WI made a difference. We need a nationwide standard.

Posted by: Dave_in_fla at November 09, 2016 10:26 AM (wfDW1)
==================================

Yes. This was only the 2nd time I had to show ID for an election. The first time was the primary. The progs fought Voter ID here for years. I lost track of how many court cases. We finally got Voter ID and Trump took the state.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (dFi94)

289 Last night I peeked in to see what the journo-scum on MSLSD were up to...

...they were discussing the Congress 'reasserting' it's rights prerogatives.

Some things are all too predictable.

Fuck them and donkey they've been sleeping with.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (ry4ab)

290 I have an earworm of that song going since last night.

Posted by: Roy at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (VndSC)

I posted the youtube video upthread

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (mpXpK)

291 227 The AZ Republic is reporting that Trump won 49.8% of the vote in AZ, compared to Hillary's 45.3%.

So it really wasn't that close.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 10:28 AM (4rh2D)

Lots of ill- bred bastard behavior on the part of the networks and their talking heads.
Not calling things for Trump is petulant, childish behavior.

Typical Leftist.

Posted by: tubal at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (d6TTt)

292 Oh, and Trump won Pennsylvania. That is uuuge. Finally.

I cannot imagine how huge he had to win to overcome the margin of fraud in all the battlegrounds - like Florida.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (c6/9Q)

293 Whoever suggested I follow a bottle of wine with some tequila last night, I hate you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (PY9jH)

Should have gone with Scotch.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (8hICw)

294 NRO --- surprisingly positive this morning.

Posted by: V the K at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (O7MnT)

295 Oh, the whining and tears at the Gawker joints...

I have a schadenboner the size of Trump Tower this morning.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 09, 2016 10:34 AM (9krrF)

296 242
Thanks TrivialPursuer. I wonder why New Hampshire is
having such a hard time getting counted. What do they have there - 18
people?


Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (dFi94)

I was at a precinct last night gathering vote totals. Rural area - 5-6,000 votes. Took 2 hours to count. Yet metropolitan areas around Concord, NH and Manchester, NH were posting totals in an hour.
A big contributor to that is write-in names. Takes a lot of time to count all the Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Vermin Supreme, etc. votes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 10:34 AM (jxbfJ)

297 Also - f*** that Egg McMuffin guy.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Memories at November 09, 2016 10:34 AM (mwcEF)

298
NRO --- surprisingly positive this morning.

Posted by: V the K at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (O7MnT)


Fuck them in particular.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:35 AM (PY9jH)

299 Someone, on the early morning thread was using the phrase,

Eat a bag of dicks.

That's pretty concise
Posted by: Bruce at November 09, 2016 10:23 AM (8ikIW)


Simple, too. Guess I should have included explanatory in my list of requirements...

Posted by: djrichiep at November 09, 2016 10:35 AM (U7j+8)

300 >>Lotsa omega males on display there...

The Quiet Man used the acronym "MINO" here last night.

Don't know if he thought it up on the spot or if it's been used before, but I cracked up.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 10:35 AM (gTQoY)

301 In Houston early voting was heavier than election day. Election day was light

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:35 AM (1TXSC)

302 "Haven't seen Daddy today."-- Chelsea

Have you checked the local high schools?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 10:35 AM (AFw0k)

303 >>NRO --- surprisingly positive this morning

It's called getting on the right side of history.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 10:35 AM (TppKb)

304 Ace was the man. He fully embraced and aired Trump's flaws, then properly got on board because it was a binary choice.

And here we are with Trump instead of Hillary. It's a very good place to be...and unlike what I thought at first, I think Donald J might actually be really good at this job.

Regardless, there was never any way for him to be worse than Hillary. And that's why #NeverTrump never made a lick of sense.

Posted by: Splunge at November 09, 2016 10:35 AM (nl1IL)

305 Unsaid so far, but voter ID in FL, OH, and WI made a difference. We need a nationwide standard.

MO passed a ballot prop for it yesterday.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 10:35 AM (iLoHX)

306 Next up:
Loretta Lynch indicts the nasty hag so obama can pardon her.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 09, 2016 10:35 AM (QM5S2)

307 The most fascinating structural shift from last night (to me): The fact that rural and a some suburban voters can overwhelm big urban areas. I really thought we were doomed b/c of this imbalance. The Founders are dead white guys, but they were clever.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2016 10:35 AM (SeD0w)

308 294 Oh, and Trump won Pennsylvania. That is uuuge. Finally.

I cannot imagine how huge he had to win to overcome the margin of fraud in all the battlegrounds - like Florida.
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (c6/9Q)

Working class whites were all in for the Donald in PA. We drove around central PA to look at leaves the week before election day. It was Trump/Pence signs as far as the eye could see. They had no enthusiasm for Bush but 8 years of the Choomer and the destruction of coal and manufacturing had them fired up, I think.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 10:36 AM (RD7QR)

309 Waukesha county went hard for Johnson and trump.


Posted by: Roland THTG at November 09, 2016 10:30 AM (QM5S2)
=====================================

Johnson was a surprise to me. I thought we were stuck with Russ for sure. I'm so glad I was wrong.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:36 AM (dFi94)

310
Has John Harwood been fired yet?

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 10:36 AM (JBggj)

311 Thanks TrivialPursuer. I wonder why New Hampshire is having such a hard time getting counted. What do they have there - 18 people?
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (dFi94)
___________________________

I don't know why some states take so long.

AZ's presidential vote wasn't really that close. With 1,431 of 1,469 precincts reporting, the AZ presidential vote is 50% for Trump, 45% for Clinton, 4% for Johnson, 1% for Jill Stein.

Trump has (so far) 935,302 votes in AZ, compared to Hillary's 858,666. There are still a few rural precincts that haven't reported, but no way for her to make up the deficit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 10:36 AM (4rh2D)

312
Trump won Texas by 9%. But get used to the new normal.. Hispanics vote now.



Hispanics in Ohio make up only 3% of eligible voters. Texas? 28%.



Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2016 10:24 AM



My little town in the Panhandle is about 60% Hispanic. Went 75% Trump. It's the big cities and the border area that are blue hellholes.

Posted by: huerfano at November 09, 2016 10:36 AM (jkkMG)

313 the unearthing of all the fake ballots, 10ns of million of illegals voting - will be fun to follow in the next couple of months. this narrative that she won the popular vote has to go away. 60K criminals voting in Virginia is not a vote.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 10:36 AM (c6/9Q)

314 Yeah, I think McMuffin shows up on last night's lose list.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 10:36 AM (TppKb)

315 Trump needs to replace Loretta Lynch with Trey Gowdy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:36 AM (PY9jH)

316 Moron's Lament- a limerick

After months of profound paranoia
And the comments that sometimes annoy ya
Now my trousers don't fit
But I'm proud to admit
My schadenboner's like a Sequoia
Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 10:02 AM


Sir, that is one big tent we're all extremely happy to see, even if most of us won't actually get under it. :-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 09, 2016 10:36 AM (DMUuz)

317 Pics of crying Hillary supporters... Oh, my, yes...

http://tinyurl.com/odav3uc

Posted by: V the K at November 09, 2016 10:37 AM (O7MnT)

318 "Flashback:

Wasnt it Jennifer Lopez back in 2008 who said if McCain is elected rape would become legal?"

----------

I think that was Cameron Diaz.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 10:37 AM (8zHLN)

319 Gonna steal a post from a poster named MattMusson over at LI.

'The Moment you realize:

Churches and Synagogues will no longer be targeted
Common people will not be targeted by the IRS for their beliefs
Illegal aliens who rape, murder and drive drunk are going back
The EPA won't get to take our air conditioners away
Common Core is dead
The Supreme Court will quit writing law
The Asshats at the VA better be updating their Resumes'

Feel so good
Though I hope a Trump replenished SC does write a few laws. At this point it's fight fire with fire.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 10:37 AM (WuRdh)

320 Methinks Obama might be secretly happy Trump won.

All the shit she threw at him in primaries, the nasty remarks...I net he's been nursing this grudge for a long time.

He looked a little to happy in his remarks last night.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 10:37 AM (EOK/M)

321
304 "Haven't seen Daddy today."-- Chelsea

Have you checked the local high schools?
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 10:35 AM

Bus stations, airports, shipping containers...

Thanks, hobo!

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 09, 2016 10:37 AM (e7Gwj)

322 I can't wait for all the sad pictures of leftist with their tilted heads and I'm sorry placards.

Posted by: Octiparan at November 09, 2016 10:37 AM (+WP2j)

323 308 Next up:
Loretta Lynch indicts the nasty hag so obama can pardon her.
_________________

She doesn't need to be indicted to get a presidential pardon.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 10:38 AM (4rh2D)

324 Though I hope a Trump replenished SC does write a few laws. At this point it's fight fire with fire.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 10:37 AM (WuRdh)

Or, we could try and divest power away from the federal gov't and supreme court.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 10:38 AM (8hICw)

325 I have to relate this: I felt very good about this election until Comey's Sunday afternoon spike, than I got nervous.

Sunday evening viewing: Documentary on the 2004 Red Sox.

Monday evening viewing: Documentary on the 1980 US Olympic hockey team.

It helped me.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 10:38 AM (7ZVPa)

326

Houston Austin and Dallas

Bright blue population centers

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:38 AM (1TXSC)

327 Methinks Obama might be secretly happy Trump won.

All the shit she threw at him in primaries, the nasty remarks...I net he's been nursing this grudge for a long time.

He looked a little to happy in his remarks last night.
Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 10:37 AM (EOK/M)

Nah, his legacy is on it's way down the crapper

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:38 AM (dELE3)

328 Down-ballot results show the DOPe was wrong about *everything*.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


Often 180 degrees wrong. My Congresslime made a big show of withdrawing support for Trump a few weeks back. Well, she got re-elected...but with a much lower margin, and a serious write-in campaign sucking a frackton of votes away.

The lesson should be "Do Not Go Against The People". I wonder if anyone out there, anywhere, will learn it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 09, 2016 10:38 AM (9krrF)

329 Oh, and Bill, George, and Erik. Wherever you are, FUCK YOU TOO!

Posted by: Duke "Col Slade" Lowell at November 09, 2016 10:38 AM (kTF2Z)

330 follow a bottle of wine with some tequila "

Sounds like a waste of good tequila.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 10:39 AM (C9pBZ)

331 By the Way I thought President Elect Trump sounded much more Presidential last night. I hope he grows into the Job.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:39 AM (dELE3)

332 Question for you and the Horde.
With these #NeverTrumpers, what do you think the likelihood is that Lindsey Graham and/or another 1 or 2 GOP establishment types flip parties - thereby throwing the balance of the Senate?


Makes no sense, only thing these guys understand is power. They would go from a position of having it to not having it. Also Pence is the tie breaker so they would need one more to get past that.

Posted by: moon over vermont at November 09, 2016 10:39 AM (kUmUV)

333 Next up:
Loretta Lynch indicts the nasty hag so obama can pardon her.
_________________

She doesn't need to be indicted to get a presidential pardon.




She doesn't need a pardon. Seeing as how no crimes were committed.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 10:39 AM (2w7OO)

334 I still can't believe Trump won WI PA--never thought that would happen.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 10:40 AM (e2Rx3)

335 @308
"Next up:
Loretta Lynch indicts the nasty hag so obama can pardon her.
Roland THTG at November 09, 2016 10:35 AM (QM5S2)"

You are correct.
And ....Obama will "pardon" 20 million illegals and provoke a Constitutional crisis.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 09, 2016 10:40 AM (QtQaN)

336 nyone have thoughts on what companies to invest in now?

Posted by: Deplorable LASue at November 09, 2016 10:29 AM (wgFcF)

I was suggesting a barbwire company, with all the fun camps that would be built, but I'm not suggesting that now.

Posted by: Colin at November 09, 2016 10:40 AM (+V2ho)

337 "304 "Haven't seen Daddy today."-- Chelsea

Have you checked the local high schools?"

Bwahahaha ha

I'm giddy this morning in spite of too little sleep and a mild headache from too much red wine.

Wish I hadn't taken the day off for a Dr. Appt. would love to walk amongst the horde of Clinton supporters with a shit ass grin on my face.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 10:40 AM (JSovD)

338 I'm buying a tabloid to see what the grifters are up to and who is getting immunity.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 09, 2016 10:40 AM (e7Gwj)

339 With these #NeverTrumpers, what do you think the likelihood is that Lindsey Graham and/or another 1 or 2 GOP establishment types flip parties - thereby throwing the balance of the Senate?


Actually no--there is a rumor Manchin from WV may flip the other way

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:40 AM (dELE3)

340

This is a huge repudiation of Obama

The media will never say it, but they know

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:40 AM (1TXSC)

341 Attention liberals, Australia has strict immigration policies, so it cannot be counted as a safe space.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada


But IIRC, they had a few terrorist attacks over the past few years didn't they? Jewish delicatessen, I believe.

They have the same hard on for importing unvetted terrorists as Europe and America.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 10:40 AM (Mt8T4)

342 308 Next up:
Loretta Lynch indicts the nasty hag so obama can pardon her.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 09, 2016 10:35 AM (QM5S2)


That pardon pen is going to be running out of ink.

I hope Lynch and her EDNY crooks get charged with obstruction.

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 10:40 AM (9221z)

343 So one posted on my wife's face book that he didn't normally watch CNN or MSNBC, but this morning he just couldn't resist.


he he

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 10:40 AM (NbJXF)

344 Houston Austin and Dallas

Bright blue population centers
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:38 AM (1TXSC)

Yep. San Antonio is bigger than Dallas or Austin, and just as blue, but no one knows we're here, lol. Sorry, just had to whine about that. It's actually good. We're growing too fast as it is. Imagine if people actually knew we existed.

Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 10:41 AM (ozZau)

345 Houston Austin and Dallas

Bright blue population centers




And the RGV.

Rio Grande Valley.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 10:41 AM (2w7OO)

346 So I'm walking around with this goddamned boner slapping me in the face.
I had to put a hat on him.

Posted by: Karmic Justice at November 09, 2016 10:41 AM (iJaqf)

347 TRUMP!

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 10:41 AM (QT68j)

348 lol Jane.. pretty serious hangover here too, but fucking A... it was worth it!!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 10:41 AM (CNHr1)

349 RoyalOil,

PA came out in droves yesterday. I've never seen anything like it.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 10:41 AM (EOK/M)

350
I'll call it now....



TFG's approval numbers start falling hard in, oh..say...carry the one, divide by the square root of 3...

ten days.


No reason for the Dims to carry the guy who destroyed their party now,

no reason for anyone to worry about being called "racist" for not liking TFG's policies in Hillary!'s gestapo-America.


TFG's numbers fall hard.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 10:41 AM (9q7Dl)

351 300


NRO --- surprisingly positive this morning.



Posted by: V the K at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (O7MnT)

Fuck them in particular.




Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:35 AM (PY9jH)

Bill Kristol, eating crow all fcking day.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 10:41 AM (NbJXF)

352 I'm actually looking forward to Christmas day at the life coach's house in ATL.

After dealing with the smug Obamabots for eight long years, my husband, son and I will simply be pleasant, with yuuge smiles on our faces.

Eat a bag of dicks, Hillbots! Bless your hearts!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:42 AM (PY9jH)

353 I have to relate this: I felt very good about this election until Comey's Sunday afternoon spike, than I got nervous.



Sunday evening viewing: Documentary on the 2004 Red Sox.



Monday evening viewing: Documentary on the 1980 US Olympic hockey team.



It helped me.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 10:38 AM (7ZVPa)
=============================================

Or you could have watched the tape of last week's Game 7. If the Cubs can win the World Series, anything's possible !

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:42 AM (dFi94)

354 "I'm hesitant to say it, but hats off to Reince. I believe Donald when he said it was thanks to Preibus that he had the structure in place to do this.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:18 AM (dFi94)"

---------

I believe that Reince is selfless enough to want a future for the Republican Party no matter who is the standard bearer.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 10:42 AM (8zHLN)

355 I have the best hangover ever this morning.

Posted by: Marmeaux at November 09, 2016 10:42 AM (xujbM)

356 Im sorry Stace! And i actually lived in SA for 4 years!

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:42 AM (1TXSC)

357 I have been listening to Kuncinich, and yeah he is kinda bat shit crazy, but he is actually pretty smart and surprisingly even handed and spot on in many of his comments on Fox.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:42 AM (dELE3)

358 294 Oh, and Trump won Pennsylvania. That is uuuge. Finally.

--

Still pinching myself.
How'd he do it? I thought Philly fraud would kill us again.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 10:42 AM (Om16U)

359 https://tinyurl.com/neggkzg

Just need to crow about my home county in Pa. Westmoreland County went for Trump 2-1 for the FAB

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 10:42 AM (y3aQB)

360 Beck, the know-it-all in high school that needs a Backpfeifengesicht

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 09, 2016 10:42 AM (suO/a)

361 BTW, David Thompson has a nice "Lamentations of de womens" commentary festival...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 10:42 AM (C9pBZ)

362 327
Though I hope a Trump replenished SC does write a few laws. At this point it's fight fire with fire.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 10:37 AM (WuRdh)



Or, we could try and divest power away from the federal gov't and supreme court.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 10:38 AM (8hICw)
Agreed. But to get to that point, I think we need some intense SC votes or EO to cut away a lot of the muck.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 10:43 AM (WuRdh)

363 Dammit, did I miss hildemort's concession speech? I thought it was supposed be on now. I have appointments later and I want to savor it live.

Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 10:43 AM (ozZau)

364 Libs yapping about moving to Costa Rica. Wait til they find what those picturesque houses cost. And not a lot a good paying jobs, especially for gender study majors. Moving there was something retirees were doing 25 years ago, now it is not feasible for most people. Although I wish them luck living in a grass hut in their beloved rain forest.

Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2016 10:43 AM (1BQGO)

365 This is a huge repudiation of Obama

The media will never say it, but they know
Posted by: ThunderB


Ie. people FINALLY connecting the dots. It only took about 8 years, and various assorted scandals and terrorist attacks.

Now Mooch can go back to being ashamed of us.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 10:43 AM (Mt8T4)

366 "Haven't seen Daddy today."-- Chelsea

Have you checked the local high schools?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 10:35 AM (AFw0k)


You mean local grammar schools, don't you, BTH?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 10:43 AM (X6fMO)

367 Yes I thin Priebus did a good job under the circumstances

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:43 AM (dELE3)

368
Guys---- you have to see this. Liberal hysteria! And I can't stop laughing.

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/796359749352701952

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 10:43 AM (eM2Uz)

369
"No words. Poetry. They should have sent a poet!"


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 09, 2016 10:05 AM


Muldoon! Post!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 10:43 AM (kDUMP)

370 Barry lost his legacy somewhere between the 9th and 10th hole in the deep rough. If you find it, return it to the clubhouse.

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 10:44 AM (2Mnv1)

371 SO does Fredo pardon Beghdahl?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:44 AM (dELE3)

372 Why pardon Hillary now?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 10:44 AM (iLoHX)

373 I'll have to listen to PBS this am with Diane Rehm, she is probably going to sound worse than normal...

Posted by: Colin at November 09, 2016 10:44 AM (+V2ho)

374
lol Jane.. pretty serious hangover here too, but fucking A... it was worth it!!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 09, 2016 10:41 AM (CNHr1)


Yep! I need to make something to eat. I'm thinking pecan smoked sausage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:44 AM (PY9jH)

375 What is best in life?

https://youtu.be/V30tyaXv6EI

Oh, da lamentation of der wimmen.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 09, 2016 10:44 AM (wi+Ta)

376 Whoever suggested I follow a bottle of wine with some tequila last night, I hate you.


Oh...wow...just no.

Home made egg sandwhich might not cure a hangover, but it will buy you a nice food coma nap.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 10:44 AM (QCc6B)

377 I got my mind right, Boss. Shakin' it here, Boss!

Posted by: Pauli Girl Ryan at November 09, 2016 10:44 AM (97XyN)

378 Wonder how many of my democrat base co-workers will call out sick today?

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at November 09, 2016 10:44 AM (m3iiU)

379 Agreed. But to get to that point, I think we need some intense SC votes or EO to cut away a lot of the muck.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 10:43 AM (WuRdh)

I could go for that.

Just need McConnell to grow a set and change the rules of the senate to get those justices confirmed.

And no more of this "I'm going to vote with the donks when it suits me" crap from Snow.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 10:44 AM (8hICw)

380 Oh my gosh I am agreeing with Dennis Kucinich. The world is truly ending.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:45 AM (dFi94)

381 Dammit, did I miss hildemort's concession speech? I
thought it was supposed be on now. I have appointments later and I want
to savor it live.

Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 10:43 AM
~~~~

Nope. They keep postponing it. Trying to sober her up.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 10:45 AM (eM2Uz)

382 Andrea Mitchell hardest hit.
And apparently in the face, repeatedly.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 09, 2016 10:45 AM (QtQaN)

383 374 SO does Fredo pardon Beghdahl?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:44 AM (dELE3)

Among many, many others. We're going to see just how far the pardon power can be pressed.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 10:45 AM (RD7QR)

384

The people who wont tell pollsters who they are really voting for

Are NEVER gonna tell a pollster what they really think of Obama

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:45 AM (1TXSC)

385 On a personal note...

We live in a conservative area...

Dependent on oil and natural gas jobs...

My husband started his own business this year*...

I. Am. Very. Relieved.

This will be better than the other way.

After a couple days of giddiness, I'll be celebrating Thanksgiving all month.

*not in the oil or gas business, just saying it helps when more people are well employed, of course

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 10:45 AM (gTQoY)

386 I switched over the MSNBC morning blow, and they were all wearing black! And the black guy was whining about how he was going to explain to his toddler kid that America voted racist! He was practically (if not actually) crying. It was delicious

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 10:45 AM (9221z)

387 OMG.

FOX still pushing hard to keep Ryan as SOH.

I guess amnesty is still the dream.


No. Thank. You.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 10:45 AM (9q7Dl)

388 So I'm walking around with this goddamned boner slapping me in the face.
I had to put a hat on him.


Posted by: Karmic Justice


******


The good news is you can use the carpool lane!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 10:45 AM (wPiJc)

389 I need to make something to eat. I'm thinking pecan smoked sausage."

Slow cooked a nice pork shoulder yesterday...

*shoves some thru USB*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 10:46 AM (C9pBZ)

390 I may actually tune in to The View today.


Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:46 AM (PY9jH)

391 Holy crap, my stocks are going through the roof!

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 10:46 AM (7ZVPa)

392 >>And ....Obama will "pardon" 20 million illegals and provoke a Constitutional crisis.


Yeah, he's gonna do some outrageous things.
He's been pardoning a lot of drug-crime criminals - will he try to do a big emptying of federal prisons, close Gitmo/give it to Cuba, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 10:46 AM (NOIQH)

393 hey anyone want to buy some Pesos?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:46 AM (dELE3)

394 I didn't know the Great Klaus Nomi did a version of Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead. Now I do. And you can too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vXR5gjRMPk

Posted by: Bicepuflex McTrumpenboner at November 09, 2016 10:46 AM (eWJC7)

395 337 I still can't believe Trump won WI PA--never thought that would happen.
Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 10:40 AM (e2Rx3)

WIPA'd? Like with a cloth?

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 10:46 AM (7HtZB)

396 close Gitmo/give it to Cuba, too?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 10:46 AM (NOIQH)

THAT he can NOT do

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:46 AM (dELE3)

397 Im sorry Stace! And i actually lived in SA for 4 years!
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:42 AM (1TXSC)

No prob! We always have to whine about being overlooked, but sometimes it's good to have a lower profile. Like this terrorist threat that Texas was warned about before the election? I told my husband we don't have to worry--the jihadis don't even know we exist down here.

Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 10:46 AM (ozZau)

398 Have the Rolls Royce buses started leaving Hollywood filled with "stars" bound for Canada?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 10:47 AM (IqV8l)

399 I see the markets have gotten over their temper tantrum. Everything but NASDAQ is now positive.

Ha, Fox Business is showing solar company's stocks are crashing. Good

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 10:47 AM (493sH)

400 Was camping with my angel - rained all day and night. About 3, we heard, in the distance, hooping and hollering and gunfire.

'We won,' she said. We went outside and stood in the rain, firing in the air and laughing and dancing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 09, 2016 10:47 AM (wi+Ta)

401 We need a real estate mogul as leader. They are not timorous about dynamiting decrepit, rotting, unsafe structures that have been eyesores for decades, and erecting shiny new skyscrapers in their place.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 10:47 AM (Mt8T4)

402
Nope. They keep postponing it. Trying to sober her up.



There's literally no way this isn't true.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 10:47 AM (qUNWi)

403 I move that we nominate Seamus Muldoon Poet Laureate of the United States of America.

Do I hear a second?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 10:47 AM (eM2Uz)

404 394 Holy crap, my stocks are going through the roof!
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 10:46 AM (7ZVPa)

That's not possible, the market's supposed to collapse!

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 10:47 AM (RD7QR)

405 Okay. Imonna cook some pecan smoked sausage and make some French toast.

I never eat breakfast, but I need something to absorb the alcohol from last night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:48 AM (PY9jH)

406 Can't get a hold of my drywall guy this morning.......

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 09, 2016 10:48 AM (QM5S2)

407
And no more of this "I'm going to vote with the donks when it suits me" crap from Snowe


Snowe is retired and replaced by the putative Independent, King

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2016 10:48 AM (BK3ZS)

408 It's the big cities and the border area that are blue hellholes.


Posted by: huerfano at November 09, 2016 10:36 AM (jkkMG)

Yep
Harris county (Houston) went 54% for the hag and about 95 % of all local races went D..

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 09, 2016 10:48 AM (QPdNE)

409

Expect the border patrol to be ordered to stand down , flood of illegals, flood of pardons

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:48 AM (1TXSC)

410 Oh my lord, the gnashing of teeth on the wider internet.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2016 10:48 AM (rO61x)

411 I move that we nominate Seamus Muldoon Poet Laureate of the United States of America.

Do I hear a second?


Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 10:47 AM (eM2Uz)


I second!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:48 AM (PY9jH)

412 Did the FAB speak last night or did one of her hangers-on do it for her? If she didn't, then nothing becomes her like her departure from the public stage.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 10:48 AM (BWL+E)

413 We won, even without the Caitlyn Jenner endorsement.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 10:49 AM (Mt8T4)

414 And the black guy was whining about how he was going to explain to his toddler kid that America voted racist!

Child abuse.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 10:49 AM (iLoHX)

415 Dear Mr. O' Spades:

I write to say thank you.

In this past election season, you were an absolute stalwart. Insightful. Cogent. Pragmatic and Correct.

I simply can not find that anywhere else. Accordingly, I am compelled to give you money.

(Yes I am aware he will likely never see this since he will not arise until 1:00pm when the Sun is warm).

All of you people, even those I disagree with, not the soros trolls, the regulars who wigged out a little over trump. I get it. It was an long shot on a risky candidate. He had a very steep approach trajectory and he nearly did burn up.

As Wellington said about Waterloo:

"It was the nearest run thing you ever did see."

Its going to be "interesting". Wonder what is going through the minds of the Clinton crime family. Can't wait to see the people who will be heading up Justice and FBI under Trump.

Posted by: simplemind at November 09, 2016 10:49 AM (xVRrG)

416 Did the FAB speak last night or did one of her hangers-on do it for her?

Podesta.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 10:49 AM (iLoHX)

417 Hahaha, I just saw a replay of Bret Baier calling PA for Trump and saying he will be president.

MeAgain sitting there fighting back tears. That was delicious.

Posted by: Dave_in_fla at November 09, 2016 10:49 AM (wfDW1)

418 I think when all the cock knocking is done, the moment that history will record that the dems had lost was the Target moment. I think there were millions of women, blacks and blue collar workers said who at moment decided that " these people are f'ed!" and decided that they were looking for a alternative... and I think the Trump victory was well on the way to happening..

Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 10:49 AM (QIFAZ)

419 How puffy do you think Hillary's face will look?

All that booze and weeping won't look good.

Bets please.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 10:49 AM (EOK/M)

420 413 Oh my lord, the gnashing of teeth on the wider internet.
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2016 10:48 AM (rO61x)


Savor it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 10:50 AM (9221z)

421 "Stephen Hayes says exit polling shows voters don't agree with Trump on immigration.

Uh huh"

----------

Yeah, and the exit polls were just as accurate about actual votes.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 10:50 AM (8zHLN)

422 You know, the Trump election reminds me of the song "The Bum Won" from the musical Fiorello!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 10:50 AM (X6fMO)

423 Nope. They keep postponing it. Trying to sober her up.




I'd love to see her show up drunk and disheveled. Maybe start off her speech with - You bastards..

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 10:50 AM (493sH)

424 415 Did the FAB speak last night or did one of her hangers-on do it for her? If she didn't, then nothing becomes her like her departure from the public stage.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 10:48 AM (BWL+E)

Podesta told everyone that there wasn't going to be a speech.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 10:50 AM (KUaJL)

425 This race should have called at 9 pm eastern.

They didn't because they didn't want Dems in the west coast to stop voting. That ran up # for Hillary and help down ballot Dems.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 10:50 AM (QT68j)

426 415 Did the FAB speak last night or did one of her hangers-on do it for her? If she didn't, then nothing becomes her like her departure from the public stage.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 10:48 AM (BWL+E)

Around 2 AM Poderesta said "It ain't over" to the crowd at Hilary HQ. Then at 3 AM Hilary called Trump to say it's over. She hasn't spoken publicly yet.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 10:50 AM (7HtZB)

427 Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 10:45 AM (gTQoY)

I'm so happy for you MamaAJ. This election should be a big relief for businesses and job creators.

Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 10:50 AM (ozZau)

428 Sending Podesta out was delicious, seeing as it was probably his big mouth that put the finishing touches on her loss.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2016 10:50 AM (rO61x)

429 That which had been schlonged remains schlonged, thanks be to Crom.

I'll bet Bill chuckled.

Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 10:50 AM (Bdeb0)

430 We need an Ewokathon! We can all thank ace and get him a new computer! And Valu-Rite! And some sharp hobo-skinning implements!

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 10:50 AM (RD7QR)

431 Your revolution is over, Lebowski! The bums lost! Condolences!

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 10:50 AM (7HtZB)

432 California, you will soon need a background check to buy ammo, I'm sure all the gang bangers are upset over this /sac And only 10 rounds per clip, again the gang bangers are going to just adjust...

Posted by: Colin at November 09, 2016 10:50 AM (+V2ho)

433 Forgot to say, Muldoon's limerick this morning is great LOL

Posted by: Dave_in_fla at November 09, 2016 10:51 AM (wfDW1)

434
BREXIT, the Cubs and Trump. And still no sign of SMOD.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 10:51 AM (493sH)

435 420 Hahaha, I just saw a replay of Bret Baier calling PA for Trump and saying he will be president.

MeAgain sitting there fighting back tears. That was delicious.
Posted by: Dave_in_fla at November 09, 2016 10:49 AM (wfDW1)

Link?

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 10:51 AM (Om16U)

436 The Beast is scheduled to speak at 10:00.

Must-see TV. It would be sweet if she face-plants.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:51 AM (PY9jH)

437 Trump will pardon Hillary if Obama doesn't.

Sounds crazy? Channel your inner Scott Adams. What's the persuasion strategy? Theres a strategic advantage to implying Hillary is guilty while simultaneously showing forgiveness.

He's going to make a lot of decisions we don't agree with. Might as well make peace with that reality now.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 10:51 AM (QCc6B)

438 430 Sending Podesta out was delicious, seeing as it was probably his big mouth that put the finishing touches on her loss.
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 09, 2016 10:50 AM (rO61x)

All those child sacrifices to Satan were for naught.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 10:51 AM (7HtZB)

439 [i}379 Whoever suggested I follow a bottle of wine with some tequila last night, I hate you.

Man. That's awful. Never take advice on serious things from amateurs.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut-In at November 09, 2016 10:51 AM (CPk08)

440 Drudge says Egypt's Sisi was the first to call Trump. Well, well, well. I'll bet he's got a boatload of stuff to tell our new President.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 10:51 AM (JSovD)

441 The Downfall videos on youtube are gonna be cherry.

Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 10:51 AM (Bdeb0)

442

I wish i could read the Clinton Camps emails today

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:52 AM (1TXSC)

443 For those who would like to sample the hubris of the left 24 hours ago and compare it to reality today, I give you this delicious piece from the Clinton News Network:

http://tinyurl.com/pw78577

Posted by: The Deplorable Boomer Redneque at November 09, 2016 10:52 AM (ijX1n)

444 The number one issue to Americans, far outpacing any other issue, was government corruption.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 10:52 AM (7ZVPa)

445 Drudge says Egypt's Sisi was the first to call Trump. Well, well, well. I'll bet he's got a boatload of stuff to tell our new President.
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 10:51 AM (JSovD)

yeah like "HELP, save me"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:52 AM (dELE3)

446
Trump is SMOD

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:52 AM (1TXSC)

447 I move that we nominate Seamus Muldoon Poet Laureate of the United States of America.
Do I hear a second?
Posted by: IrishEi

I second!
Posted by: Jane D'oh


******

You people have got some nerve
From my path I never shall swerve
I live by the pun
If nominated? Won't run
And if elected I shall not serve!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 10:52 AM (wPiJc)

448 Whoever suggested I follow a bottle of wine with some tequila last night, I hate you.

I learned in my college days that you NEVER drink alcohol in order of weakest to strongest. Never.

Always in the other order. Mainly because, by the time you decide it'd be a good idea to crack open that wine, you'll be too hammered to actually do it.

Posted by: GMan at November 09, 2016 10:53 AM (sxq57)

449 >>And the black guy was whining about how he was going to explain to his toddler kid that America voted racist!

Great parenting - teach toddler about racism!

When Obama won it was perfect time to teach my kid about peaceful transfer pf power, how every 4 years America gets a chance to change course, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 10:53 AM (NOIQH)

450 What is Wikileaks going to do in the next few days?

are the GOPe on the docket for the pain? I hope so...

Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 10:53 AM (QIFAZ)

451 Trump is SMOD
Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:52 AM (1TXSC)

Yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 10:53 AM (dELE3)

452



Beautiful steed, with golden locks no less.

They are saying Shrillary will speak in the next hour.

*cough*cackle*cough*

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 10:53 AM (qCMvj)

453 Expect the border patrol to be ordered to stand down , flood of illegals, flood of pardons
____________________

Stand down? From what? The only thing Border Patrol has been allowed to do the past eight years is act as chauffeurs and babysitters for illegal aliens.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 09, 2016 10:53 AM (4rh2D)

454 Pardoning an entire class? I don't think so.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 10:53 AM (iLoHX)

455 More libs yapping about Panama, Belize.... Do they realize outside a few touristy areas/retirement communities these places are poverty stricken third-world countries and no English is spoken and the unprepared American is in constant danger there? Again I wish them luck with their new life of peace, community,and getting robbed weekly.

Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2016 10:53 AM (1BQGO)

456 Fuck, I sold my financials fearing the volatility.
My boner is slightly softer now....

Posted by: Karmic Justice at November 09, 2016 10:54 AM (iJaqf)

457 are the GOPe on the docket for the pain? I hope so...


Wouldn't bother me a bit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 10:54 AM (iLoHX)

458 Nope. They keep postponing it. Trying to sober her up.
====

I don't suppose it'll be in the Javits center. I was cracking up about the whole glass ceiling meme that had to shit-canned.

OMG, sometimes I feel sorry for the election loser but this Dem/media/Clinton machine needs to be shat upon and mocked mercilessly.

Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 10:54 AM (ozZau)

459 All those child sacrifices to Satan were for naught.
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 10:51 AM (7HtZB)


This is what happens when you sell your soul.
You get so close to what you want, and then wham!

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 10:54 AM (9221z)

460 Guess who is NOT trending on Facebook? Our new president.

But more than 1 million are allegedly talking about Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Travis at November 09, 2016 10:54 AM (/gUgY)

461

Lordy i need a nap

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:54 AM (1TXSC)

462 Who thinks it was Bibi who made a personal phone call to Trump last night?

Bibi, we are going to have your back again.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 10:54 AM (EOK/M)

463 California, you will soon need a background check to buy ammo,





And yet, no check to vote.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 10:54 AM (2w7OO)

464 >>Around 2 AM Poderesta said "It ain't over" to the crowd at Hilary HQ.

Seriously?

I read that she'd sent him and thought that meant sent him to tell the supporters it was over.

Good grief.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 10:54 AM (gTQoY)

465 He was so short, that should have been a Shetland Pony.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 09, 2016 10:54 AM (N7G17)

466 Yub-nub!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrLHMCTDAA

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 10:54 AM (7HtZB)

467 How puffy do you think Hillary's face will look?


All that booze and weeping won't look good.


Bets please.
Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 10:49 AM
~~~~~

Even better will be how all of her campaign staffers' faces look >>>> all bruised and bloody no doubt.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 10:54 AM (eM2Uz)

468 Build the pipeline, build the refineries, re-build the coal plants.

All those celebrities moving to Canada this winter (!) are going to need all the heating they can get.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 10:54 AM (2z74n)

469 As the incumbent poet laureate of Peruvia I cannot in good conscience accept the duplicate position of Poet Laureate of the USA. I must decline the offer.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 10:55 AM (wPiJc)

470 @454
The law is an ass.

Posted by: O'Mumbles at November 09, 2016 10:55 AM (QtQaN)

471 All those child sacrifices to Satan were for naught.
Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 10:51 AM (7HtZB)

This is what happens when you sell your soul.
You get so close to what you want, and then wham!



Aborted just before delivery.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 10:55 AM (2w7OO)

472 Posted by: Dave_in_fla at November 09, 2016 10:49 AM (wfDW1)

hahaha & My state got the KILLSHOT

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 10:55 AM (y3aQB)

473 >>Stephen Hayes says exit polling shows voters don't agree with Trump on immigration.


Wow, that was quick!

If they didn't like Trump's #1 issue they could have voted for Hillary. They didn't. Stop misinterpreting the message sent last night, bucko!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 10:55 AM (NOIQH)

474 Grab Chemjeff out of bed and slap him awake.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 10:56 AM (QCc6B)

475 "Anyone have a great hangover remedy?

Whoever suggested I follow a bottle of wine with some tequila last night, I hate you.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (PY9jH)"

--------

Jane, French toast works best for me.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 10:56 AM (8zHLN)

476 Can't get a hold of my drywall guy this morning.......


Posted by: Roland THTG at November 09, 2016 10:48 AM
~~~~~

On a bus headed for Mehico?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 10:56 AM (eM2Uz)

477 So the crybaby syndrome is in FULL swing.

Someone I know wrote on their whiteboard "RIP America 1776-2016"

How fucking arrogant.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 09, 2016 10:56 AM (R5HRU)

478

Trolls gone . What a day


Hector must be in the fetal position

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:56 AM (1TXSC)

479 I sense a sigh of relief from leaders around the globe, that America is back where it should be in the world order.

Posted by: Deplorable LASue at November 09, 2016 10:56 AM (wgFcF)

480 Stephen Hayes says exit polling shows voters don't agree with Trump on immigration.


But they elected him anyway.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 10:56 AM (iLoHX)

481 Not a fan of the NYT, but dang, really enjoyed their election pages last night. Nice analysis and graphics to show what was still out there.
Posted by: Lymond at November 09, 2016 10:13 AM (2mv+1)

You just know they put all of the effort into it to show the glorious crowning of her majesty, Hillary. They had to be depressed it went for Trump.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 09, 2016 10:57 AM (J70i0)

482 I didn't realize that WGN radio was so left wing but this morning these two effete twats were on blathering about how minorities will be treated and they had Dickless Durbin on. He was at some train station with Tammy Duckwaddle and he said people were coming up to him crying over Trump winning. ahahahahahaha. Then of course, What must Trump do to reach out to Democrats to show he can work with them. Like Barry did?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 10:57 AM (493sH)

483 Muldoon is a treasure.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 10:57 AM (Om16U)

484 Next up:
Loretta Lynch indicts the nasty hag so obama can pardon her.
====
On what?

Comey stated that there is NOT enough evidence to support indictment.
Lynch cant indict without evidence.

Investigation will continue.

Until, oh... Bout January or so.

Posted by: Mortimer's deplorable phone at November 09, 2016 10:57 AM (OTFhH)

485 I have a tv in the office.

I just turned on msnbc. God it's sweet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 10:57 AM (voOPb)

486 LOL Poll Troll.

RIP 11/8/16.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 10:57 AM (qUNWi)

487 If this thing doesn't go down in the next hour - I'm heading to the ER.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 09, 2016 10:57 AM (fiGNd)

488 worth repeating:


But at the same time, the Never Trumpers came up with something of a victory... not for the future of the nation or the party, but for themselves. All along we saw the majority of the Never Trumpers claiming that they were also #NeverHillary. ( Not all of them, because there were a few who said they would vote for Clinton. This is probably the time to issue a general pardon for them. ) This claim of being simultaneously "never" for both candidates was a mathematical absurdity, but it carved out a unique position for them. They may have lost the battle, but they have also staked out their place at the table for the longer war. Having opposed Trump from the beginning they are now in the clear to join in with liberals and Democrats in casting stones at the President for the next four years. They will also continue to be invited on television shows on MSNBC and other liberal outlets who in the past wouldn't have spit on them if their hair was on fire. ( It's always great television for liberals when you can get conservatives and Republicans to fight each other. It adds to the spin of how they must be right. )

So be of good cheer, Never Trumpers. You may have been wrong in predicting that there was no way Trump could win, but you've carved out your place alongside Statler and Waldorf where you can throw popcorn or spoiled tomatoes at the White House for the next four or eight years.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 10:57 AM (qCMvj)

489 >>Grab Chemjeff out of bed and slap him awake.

Twas already here in the other thread.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 10:57 AM (gTQoY)

490 Trump has got one hell of a mess to clean up in the Middle East. Hope he cleans house at the Pentagon and at State and the CIA.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 10:58 AM (JSovD)

491 I bet Hillary will contest the results.

"It's not over!" she will screech in her harpy voice.

She will NEVER concede.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 10:58 AM (QCc6B)

492 437
I expect President Trump to make some decisions that will piss us off mightily.

AND I WELCOME THE REALITY!!!!

Posted by: Karmic Justice at November 09, 2016 10:58 AM (iJaqf)

493 449 >>And the black guy was whining about how he was going to explain to his toddler kid that America voted racist!




I want him to explain to me with only 4 possible choices, all white, how voting for Trump was rayciss?

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 10:58 AM (2w7OO)

494 Stephen Hayes says exit polling shows voters don't agree with Trump on immigration.

But they elected him anyway.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 10:56 AM (iLoHX)

Actually they are hoping he will be more hard line.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 09, 2016 10:58 AM (J70i0)

495 I wonder if that Office of the President-Elect podium sign is still around.

We need that immediately thanks!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 10:58 AM (4ErVI)

496
Why pardon Hillary now?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2016 10:44 AM (iLoHX)







Because it's all crumbling down around them. The Clinton Global Initiative is still being investigated, and the high-powered globalists that poured money into CGI for the promise of influence are going to start thinking that they should get their money back.

With all of that, she has nothing to lose. If she goes down, she'll probably flip on JugEars simply out of spite. A pardon would be cheap insurance.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 10:58 AM (XWkhW)

497

In a new YouTube video, Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to “terminate” #Climate Change skeptics. In the video, the former California governor and #Hollywood actor has once again threatened global warming skeptics with death, saying he “would like to strap their mouth to the exhaust pipe of a truck, turn on the engine.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 10:58 AM (IqV8l)

498

Remember what happened after 2004, they will never stop attacking

But he is no Bush

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 10:58 AM (1TXSC)

499 Whoa. Be careful shwinging
the Shadenboners around here. I almost put an eye out!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it all tastes like chicken' at November 09, 2016 10:58 AM (RrK4h)

500 Shit I willowed 10 of my best.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 10:58 AM (iWW0H)

501
>>And yet, no check to vote.

Hopefully the Trump Administration gets Chris Adams or someone to get a handle on voter integrity.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 10:58 AM (TppKb)

502 "Yes. This was only the 2nd time I had to show ID for an election. The first time was the primary. The progs fought Voter ID here for years. I lost track of how many court cases. We finally got Voter ID and Trump took the state.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 09, 2016 10:33 AM (dFi94)"

---------

Isn't it amazing what happens when they can't cheat?

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 10:58 AM (8zHLN)

503 Let the IRS take care of the Clintons. Rudy, go after Soros with everything you got.

Posted by: Dick Taylor CSA at November 09, 2016 10:58 AM (CKfM7)

504
Ooops!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 10:58 AM (NOIQH)

505 This morning I was reading a report on how Democrats are devastated, one
activist declared that Democrats are all about love, compassion and
fairness. In the next breath she begged for someone to kill Trump.

Cognitive dissonance on overdrive.

Posted by: David Windsor at November 09, 2016 10:59 AM (e8kgV)

506 More libs yapping about Panama, Belize.... Do they realize outside a few touristy areas/retirement communities these places are poverty stricken third-world countries and no English is spoken and the unprepared American is in constant danger there? Again I wish them luck with their new life of peace, community,and getting robbed weekly.
Posted by: Ripley at November 09, 2016 10:53 AM (1BQGO)

Why aren't they moving to Mexico? Are they racist against Mexicans?

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 09, 2016 10:59 AM (J70i0)

507 478: I think I saw a picture of "Hector" wearing a blue dress, curled up on the floor of the Hillary rally where Hillary sent Podesta to do her dirty work.

Posted by: Deplorable LASue at November 09, 2016 10:59 AM (wgFcF)

508 "The number one issue to Americans, far outpacing any other issue, was government corruption."

That's why I hope Trump makes Return to Rule of Law the theme of his administration.

Demonstrate clearly to everyone the criminality of the Left. Make lefties own it.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2016 10:59 AM (97XyN)

509 Grab Chemjeff out of bed and slap him awake.
Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 10:56 AM (QCc6B)

He was here earlier, and was congratulatory.

Not seen him recently.

Posted by: tubal at November 09, 2016 10:59 AM (d6TTt)

510 Everyday she will be tormented by the thoughts, "I could have been president. I could have been president and I was so close"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 10:59 AM (voOPb)

511 "Meanwhile at Chateau Hillary, the phone is ringing off the hook. The
caller ID shows many, MANY calls coming in from foreign donors in Saudi
Arabia and other shitholes where the "donors" to the Clinton Foundation
live under rocks." - Dack Thrombosis

Yeah, they want their bribe money back.

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at November 09, 2016 10:59 AM (LBO1U)

512 Just walked down the hall whistling the song from the Wizard of Oz "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead".

More than a few nasty looks, but totally worth it.

Posted by: moon over vermont at November 09, 2016 10:59 AM (kUmUV)

513 I will still not be watching television news, nor reading print news sources. They are still liars and that will not change. Democrats and rinos are still liars and that will not change. They are all on the same team and that will not change. Happy Birthday and Semper Fidelis to all you Marines tomorrow!

Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2016 11:00 AM (zLDYs)

514 Trump will pardon Hillary if Obama doesn't.



Sounds crazy? Channel your inner Scott Adams. What's the persuasion
strategy? Theres a strategic advantage to implying Hillary is guilty
while simultaneously showing forgiveness.



He's going to make a lot of decisions we don't agree with. Might as well make peace with that reality now.


Not if the child trafficking accusations bear fruit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 09, 2016 11:00 AM (YEelc)

515 Biggest winners?

Shillary's Secret Service detail. They won't have to put up with this bitch anymore.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 11:00 AM (EOK/M)

516
You people have got some nerve

From my path I never shall swerve

I live by the pun

If nominated? Won't run

And if elected I shall not serve!!!


Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 10:52 AM
~~~~~

*sad face* Please reconsider.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 11:00 AM (eM2Uz)

517 CNN CHYRON: SOON: HILLARY CLINTON GIVES CONCESSION SPEECH.

SOON. Heh.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 11:00 AM (tewYv)

518 OK, fellow deplorables, I wish I could stay here all day gloating with you, but the FSA still has to be paid, so I must work.

And I shall state, for the record, that I predict Scankles' 'concession' speech will not have words of congratulation for Teh Donald.

She will, however, use the words "hate," "anger," "racism" and "divisiveness," so get your drinking boots on now!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 11:00 AM (X6fMO)

519 But how is Trump going to unite our divided country?

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 09, 2016 11:00 AM (tWKR1)

520 498
That's right. He is no Bush. Mr Trump will talk back to the MSM idiots.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 11:00 AM (JSovD)

521 We may not get to see much crushing and driving but the lamentations of their women should be epic, esp. the guys.

Posted by: DaveA at November 09, 2016 11:00 AM (8J/Te)

522 Facebook "friend" of my wife was claiming Trump is racist and then tells a lady he's "friends" with to "fuck off along with all the other white people".

His tears... delish.

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:00 AM (8b+oT)

523 It will be 'interesting' to see how much money the Clinton Foundation collects in the next year now that it has no influence to peddle. That decline will tell us all we need to know about pay to play.

+ Speaking fees...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 09, 2016 11:00 AM (oGRue)

524 LOCK HER UP!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 11:01 AM (NbJXF)

525 Andrea Mitchell whining on MSNBC.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 11:01 AM (EOK/M)

526 Cee Lo Green

clean version

https://youtu.be/bKxodgpyGec

'Forget You'

To be played while watching the press conference with the sound off.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 11:01 AM (gTQoY)

527 Trump is SMOD

This is the upside. I've hated Trump as a human since I first became aware of him in the early 80s. I disagree with him a lot on trade and other issues.

Hillary, of course, is criminally corrupt and treasonous. Also she has a really grating voice. I went into last night thinking that everything was awful either way.

I am surprised at how happy I am at the utter rebuke of the establishment, the media, the beltway, and the betters. I never thought I'd be happy about President Trump, but it does feel good this morning.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 11:01 AM (mgbwf)

528 Shillary's Secret Service detail. They won't have to put up with this bitch anymore.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 11:00 AM (EOK/M)


As a former first lady she still gets Secret Service protection for life.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 11:01 AM (tewYv)

529 LOL Poll Troll.

RIP 11/8/16.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 10:57 AM (qUNWi)


Oh hell yeah, where are all of those wankers?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 11:01 AM (493sH)

530 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 10:58 AM (IqV8l)

Arnold is, in the end, a shallow person, only thinking what his set thinks.

Posted by: tubal at November 09, 2016 11:01 AM (d6TTt)

531 Isn't Arnold the fellow drives a Hum V?

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 11:01 AM (qUNWi)

532 513 I will still not be watching television news

Now some of them are blaming the third parties (Suck it Andrea Mitchell)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 11:01 AM (voOPb)

533 She will speak of "disproportionate" lack of minority voting and it is "no coincidence" that "Republicans" in this cycle agitated for ID requirements that "many Latinos and many in our communities of color" found intimidating.

She will look to the day when our "electorate more resembles our actual country" and "the voices of hate and division" will not sway "too many voters."

In short: she already lives in my head and I cannot watch another second of her.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 09, 2016 11:01 AM (QtQaN)

534 Hector must be in the fecal position"

There, FIFY

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 11:01 AM (C9pBZ)

535 Was up til 3:30, just got up.

Holy cow that really happened last night!

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 11:01 AM (3Liv/)

536 I've got Willie Robertson's Duck Commander pecan smoked sausage on the stove top.

Kroger sells it and it's awesome.

Gonna make some French toast with raisin bread in a sec.

I'm half-tempted to open a bottle of champagne we have in the fridge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 11:02 AM (PY9jH)

537 But how is Trump going to unite our divided country?

Posted by: Bill Wynn
------
Change your name to Bill Lose.

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:02 AM (8b+oT)

538 Hillary's silence up to now reminds me of General Cornwallis' refusal to attend the surrender ceremony at Yorktown.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 10:28 AM (jxbfJ)

I had the same association. Strangely fitting.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 11:02 AM (OGbEB)

539

He has to root out corruption at State and the DOJ

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 11:02 AM (1TXSC)

540 I wish I could be a fly on the wall for Hilarys war room

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 09, 2016 11:02 AM (R5HRU)

541 10:30 EST

Hillary stumbles up to podium.

FUCK YOU!

Vomits and falls down.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 09, 2016 11:02 AM (kTF2Z)

542

My sister was playing "follow the tears" with her fiance, over the phone last night.

When one saw the tears, they would both switch to that channel and enjoy. LOL

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:02 AM (qCMvj)

543 did the JEF say anything to Trump yet... ? you know like congratulations or something like that ?

Posted by: E.T. at November 09, 2016 11:02 AM (9n0dl)

544 Why pardon Hillary now?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles




Why would you pardon since no crimes were committed?

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:02 AM (2w7OO)

545 YAAAAAAY! I went to bad last night early depressed, and didn't even want to look at the news this morning. I just couldn't believe we had fallen so low as to elect someone that everyone knows is a crook. America F CK YEAH!!!

Posted by: ryukyu at November 09, 2016 11:02 AM (5hp5+)

546 Keeeyrist,
Mitchell saying she beast didn't get enough good coverage during the primary.

Ah, the lies we tell ourselves.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 11:03 AM (EOK/M)

547 When is the Hell-Hag going to stumble up to the podium and slur something out? Last I saw was 10:00.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 11:03 AM (RD7QR)

548 As a former first lady she still gets Secret Service protection for life.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 11:01 AM (tewYv)
========================

Put that right on the Expense reduction list.

That one is easy.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 11:03 AM (LISuA)

549 First Hillary was going to address her campaign at 9:30 am, now it will be10:30 am.

Any guesses when she will actually surface?

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 11:03 AM (8zHLN)

550 I got donuts this morning!

I might go see Mad Max Fury Road Black and Chrome edition today!

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:03 AM (8b+oT)

551 Hillary's concession speech:

Bubble bubble oil and trouble
I cast my curse on all you who-
*hack hack cough clutch*
*thud*

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 11:03 AM (Om16U)

552 519
But how is Trump going to unite our divided country?

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 09, 2016 11:00 AM (tWKR1)

The same way Obama did. Ignore your enemies, and pretend they don't exist.

They can eat the shit burgers we have been eating for eight years.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 11:03 AM (NbJXF)

553 And the Nylons

https://youtu.be/V5oPtw4yWu8

Na na na na

hey hey hey

good bye

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 11:04 AM (gTQoY)

554 Just imagine the drug cocktail they've gotta be pumping into the old bag to get her through this.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 11:04 AM (WlGX+)

555 >>She will look to the day when our "electorate more resembles our actual
country" and "the voices of hate and division" will not sway "too many
voters."
...

Yeah, she is in your head!
It will go down as the least contrite concession speech ever!
She'll make All Gore look gracious.
*tee hee*

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 11:04 AM (NOIQH)

556 I say Milo Y. for press sec.
Reasoning: homominium is stronger than vagiminium.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 09, 2016 10:30 AM (SeD0w)

OMFG, yes. Make this happen.

Posted by: Gem at November 09, 2016 11:04 AM (uaHyk)

557 So where are all the jobs? Where is the economic miracle he promised??

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at November 09, 2016 11:04 AM (1BQGO)

558 I am surprised at how happy I am at the utter rebuke of the establishment, the media, the beltway, and the betters. I never thought I'd be happy about President Trump, but it does feel good this morning.Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 11:01 AM (mgbwf)

Everything Bander just said.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 11:04 AM (OGbEB)

559 547 When is the Hell-Hag going to stumble up to the podium and slur something out? Last I saw was 10:00.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 11:03 AM (RD7QR)

When she's sober enough.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 11:04 AM (BWL+E)

560 547 When is the Hell-Hag going to stumble up to the podium and slur something out? Last I saw was 10:00
=========================

10:30

I hope she's drunk enough to stammer out "You won't have Richard Nixon to kick around anymore"

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 11:04 AM (LISuA)

561 549
First Hillary was going to address her campaign at 9:30 am, now it will be10:30 am.



Any guesses when she will actually surface?

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 11:03 AM (8zHLN)

As soon as the speed kicks in and she sobers up.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 11:04 AM (NbJXF)

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 11:04 AM (NbJXF)

563 >>Not if the child trafficking accusations bear fruit.

I would be incredibly surprised if they did. That's pure tinfoil-hat shit.

But the general range of Clinton feloniousness needs to be investigated and prosecuted so that the bureaucracy is scared out of doing it again for another couple generations.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 11:05 AM (TppKb)

564 Maybe they'll send out the Hillary impersonator to do the speech.

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 11:05 AM (Om16U)

565 But how is Trump going to unite our divided country?

Posted by: Bill Wynn




Fuck you. He won. (To quote a president)

That's how.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:05 AM (2w7OO)

566 That work?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 11:05 AM (NbJXF)

567 Any guesses when she will actually surface?


Noonish.


And bleary.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 11:05 AM (qUNWi)

568 543 did the JEF say anything to Trump yet... ? you know like congratulations or something like that ?

According to reports I read yes he did. Both to congratulate and to set up meetings to work out the transition.

Posted by: moon over vermont at November 09, 2016 11:05 AM (kUmUV)

569 I voted for Kodos.

Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2016 11:05 AM (AFw0k)

570 I am pretty tired of this 'racist' crap.

Lets talk about the black voters who only show up for a black candidate, and then stay home when his successor runs.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 11:05 AM (7ZVPa)

571
10:30

I hope she's drunk enough to stammer out "You won't have Richard Nixon to kick around anymore"

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 11:04 AM (LISuA)

Even Richard Nixon has soul

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 11:05 AM (voOPb)

572 did the JEF say anything to Trump yet... ? you know like congratulations or something like that ?

Posted by: E.T. at November 09, 2016 11:02 AM (9n0dl)


Yes, and invited him to the WH as traditional.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 11:05 AM (tewYv)

573 Haha, Morning Jolt had to seriously eat crow today.

Posted by: Dave_in_fla at November 09, 2016 11:06 AM (wfDW1)

574 Actually maybe Hillary will come out and say Trump lied! I never called him! I demand a recount in all 57 states!

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 09, 2016 11:06 AM (Om16U)

575 I had dibs on a little hidden "pussy room" in the White House. Oh well. I got "pussy houses" everywhere!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 09, 2016 11:06 AM (8b+oT)

576 Oh good grief. So now I see people on fb blaming the KKK for GOTV for Trump.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 11:06 AM (7HtZB)

577 >> First Hillary was going to address her campaign at 9:30 am, now it will be10:30 am.

As long as she concedes and doesn't pull a Gore.

Delays make me nervous.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 11:06 AM (gTQoY)

578 I hereby conGRATulate Donald Trump ON his victory and Formally ANNOUNCE my Candidacy for the PresiDENCY of the United States of AMERIKA in 2020!

Posted by: Hilary! at November 09, 2016 11:06 AM (oGRue)

579 571 I am pretty tired of this 'racist' crap.

Lets talk about the black voters who only show up for a black candidate, and then stay home when his successor runs.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 11:05 AM (7ZVPa)


And referring to conservative blacks as "uncle Toms" and "house n*ggers."

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 11:06 AM (0mRoj)

580 "510 Everyday she will be tormented by the thoughts, "I could have been president. I could have been president and I was so close"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

Horde..Picture Hillary on her deathbed uttering her last word ala Citizen Kane's "Rosebud". What do you think it will be?

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 11:06 AM (JSovD)

581 Is there a way for Obama to make the millions of illegals citizens by ordering expedited processing via executive order

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 11:07 AM (1TXSC)

582 503 Let the IRS take care of the Clintons. Rudy, go after Soros with everything you got.

Posted by: Dick Taylor CSA at November 09, 2016 10:58 AM (CKfM7)


Pretty sure Russia has an arrest warrant on him.

Freeze his accounts so he can't buy a pack of gum at the store. Pick him up and hand him over to Putin.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 11:07 AM (4ErVI)

583 Any guesses when she will actually surface?

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 11:03 AM (8zHLN)

Hillary'srejuvenation ritual isn't working as it once did. Needs more virgins.

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 11:07 AM (OGbEB)

584

realclearpolitics headlines this morning:

Trump's Win for the Little Guy Turns World Upsde Down Michael Goodwin, NY Post

Absorbing the Impossible Maureen Dowd, New York Times

Trump Outsmarts Experts All the Way to White House Rebecca Berg, RealClearPolitics

How Obama Inadvertently Set Stage for Trump's Presidency Josh Kraushaar, NJ

Trump Didn't Split the Republican Party--He Strengthened It Fred Barnes, Weekly Std

Democracy Is More Than Just Winning Elections Peter Beinart, The Atlantic

Trump's Huge Election Night Changes U.S. Politics Forever John Podhoretz, NY Post

Clinton Quiet as Trump Makes History Caitlin Huey-Burns, RealClearPolitics

Feeling Homeless in America Thomas Friedman, New York Times

Trump's Victory Was Obvious From the Outset David Goldman, PJ Media

It's Up to America's Institutions & Republican Party to Check Trump Ezra Klein, Vox

President Obama, the Democratic Disaster Timothy Carney, Washington Examiner

Why the Latino Vote Didn't Stop Trump Ruben Navarrette, The Daily Beast

Identity Politics in America: A Postmortem Michelle Malkin, Townhall

Can America Survive President Donald Trump? Eric Zorn, Chicago Tribune

Trump, the Growth Candidate: If Stocks Fall, Buy the Dip Larry Kudlow, IBD

How Trump Won Ronald Brownstein, The Atlantic

The Message of Donald Trump's Stunning Victory Investor's Business Daily

President Donald Trump. Three Words That Were Unthinkable New York Times

Trump's Triumph and a Much-Needed Call to Come Together New York Sun

Americans Must Unite in Allegiance to Our System of Democracy Washington Post

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:07 AM (qCMvj)

585 But how is Trump going to unite our divided country?

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 09, 2016 11:00 AM (tWKR1)



Grab 'em by the p*ssy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 11:07 AM (493sH)

586 Haha, Morning Jolt had to seriously eat crow today.


I volunteer to console Mica.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 11:07 AM (qUNWi)

587 It will be 'interesting' to see how much money the Clinton Foundation collects in the next year now that it has no influence to peddle. That decline will tell us all we need to know about pay to play.

+ Speaking fees...



Little interest.
Complete repudiation.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:07 AM (2w7OO)

588 566: !!!!!! Yep.

Or maybe just by not pitting the races against each other, as his predecessor has done for 8 +!years.

Asshole.

Posted by: Deplorable LASue at November 09, 2016 11:07 AM (wgFcF)

589 >> Freeze his accounts so he can't buy a pack of gum
>> at the store. Pick him up and hand him over to
>> Putin.

Yep.

Posted by: JEM at November 09, 2016 11:07 AM (TppKb)

590
did the JEF say anything to Trump yet... ? you know like congratulations or something like that ?
Posted by: E.T. at November 09, 2016 11:02 AM
~~~~~

TFG called Trump last night. They are going to meet--Thursday, I think.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 11:07 AM (eM2Uz)

591
But how is Trump going to unite our divided country?

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 09, 2016 11:00 AM (tWKR1)








To quote another prominent Presidential candidate (recently defeated), "You don't have to fall in love. You just have to fall in line."

Suck it, commie cocksuckers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 11:07 AM (XWkhW)

592 So, in 2008, lefties were asking Bush to step down early, because the voters had spoken.


Turnabout is fair play.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 11:07 AM (7ZVPa)

593 If y'all want to see bitter tears, check this out:

https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte

Make sure you scroll to the "YOUR HUSBAND HATES YOU" tweet to all white women.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 11:08 AM (NOIQH)

594 578 >> First Hillary was going to address her campaign at 9:30 am, now it will be10:30 am.

As long as she concedes and doesn't pull a Gore.

Delays make me nervous.
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 09, 2016 11:06 AM (gTQoY)

Yeah, Gore conceded and then retracted. A concession doesn't have force of law.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 11:08 AM (RD7QR)

595 The whole "Love trumps hate" schtick is killing me. IMO, that's exactly what happened last night: Love of America Trumped the left's hate of America.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 09, 2016 11:08 AM (uiwCw)

596 Any truth to the rumor Pedo Bill is already out of the jurisdiction?

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 11:08 AM (LISuA)

597 Yo, Kodos!

Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2016 11:08 AM (mgbwf)

598 did the JEF say anything to Trump yet... ? you know like congratulations or something like that ?

JEF has already invited Trump to the White House to "discuss the transition".

Maybe 0bama should just resign now and let Trump take over.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 09, 2016 11:08 AM (YEelc)

599

Will [ S ] he cry?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:08 AM (qCMvj)

600 580
Pretty sure a lot of Trump voters feel the same way.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 11:08 AM (JSovD)

601 Did Amy Schumer say she was leaving the country if Trump wins?

BIG SCORE!

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 11:08 AM (tewYv)

602 Good morning!!

Now I'm happy and well-fed.

Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2016 11:08 AM (gTQoY)

603 What a night! Listened to NPR on my way into work (late and hungover) this morning.

Seth Moulton, congresscritter from Mass was on the local NPR show talking about all the hate in America and how now his job as a congressman is even more important to put a strong check on the executive branch.

Oh the schadenfreude

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 09, 2016 11:09 AM (RzUqr)

604 Any guesses when she will actually surface?

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 11:03 AM (8zHLN)

There's no Lazarus Pits in Manhattan

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 11:09 AM (7HtZB)

605 Your can put more than the tip in.

Posted by: Ezra Klein at November 09, 2016 11:09 AM (FqgrG)

606


[ S ] he will have puffy eyes.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:09 AM (qCMvj)

607 Marcotte supported John Edwards, who cheated on his cancer-afflicted wife and spawned a bastard. THAT is disrespect to women.

Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2016 11:09 AM (AFw0k)

608
122 President Trump I hope will crack down on the voter fraud and the illegal immigration. Get those two done and the next elections will no longer be so close.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at


That and Fix the inner cities, education safety and jobs. There's your coalition for generations.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 11:09 AM (iWW0H)

609 581 "510 Everyday she will be tormented by the thoughts, "I could have been president. I could have been president and I was so close"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

Horde..Picture Hillary on her deathbed uttering her last word ala Citizen Kane's "Rosebud". What do you think it will be?
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 11:06 AM (JSovD)

"Huma snatch...(hic)"

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 11:09 AM (RD7QR)

610 HOPE AND ORANGE

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 11:09 AM (jBuUi)

611 547 When is the Hell-Hag going to stumble up to the podium and slur something out? Last I saw was 10:00.

---

#4FuckingMinutes

Posted by: Hilary! at November 09, 2016 11:10 AM (oGRue)

612 Trumps victory, in my weak mind, is a victory of the idea of the individual over the collective.

We have (again my opinion) been divided and subdivided and demographitized into discrete 'units' to the point that we lost our sense of individuality.

This gives us an opportunity to take advantage of the opportunity to start behaving and thinking once again as individuals. I hope we take advantage of the opportunity.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 11:10 AM (4ng05)

613 Hope this hasn't already been discussed. Been jumping around to a lot of lib sites this morning to experience their tears and paranoia.
Can Trump undo any of the diversity crap in the military or is all of that nonsense a done deal?

Posted by: never enough caffeine at November 09, 2016 11:10 AM (wV8s/)

614 Sockoff

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 09, 2016 11:10 AM (AFw0k)

615 In 2012, it was all talk about how great it was that more minorities voted.

In 2016, it is all talk about how horrible it was that more whites voted.

President-Elect Trump: Fuck you, that's why.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 11:10 AM (e2Rx3)

616 My hope is Trump will appoint the best of the best of conservative thinkers to be his cabinet and advisers. I also think he should appoint one reasonable person from the liberal side as an adviser to at least hear the opposing views. It will likely be Ivanka who will play that part. I just hope he just listens.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 11:10 AM (oOYbM)

617 Oh flag got put up all the way. Somebody complained lol

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 11:10 AM (SAn+a)

618 Hillary: "My fellow Americans, please don't send me to jail. I am old and decrepit, my husband hates me, I owe billions of dollars to most unsavory bastards in the world, please, please take pity on me !"

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 11:10 AM (c6/9Q)

619
CNN CHYRON: SOON: HILLARY CLINTON GIVES CONCESSION SPEECH.

SOON. Heh.


#TWOWEEKS

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 11:10 AM (IqV8l)

620 Horde..Picture Hillary on her deathbed uttering her last word ala Citizen Kane's "Rosebud". What do you think it will be?

Allahu Ackbar

Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 09, 2016 11:10 AM (YEelc)

621 He did not say "Hillary, you're fired". classy start. Thanked her for her service to her country.

Also nice rehab for Priebus. Trump is showing an innate political acumen. He needs Congress so will be fence mending.Pun intended.

For his detractors. He was first in a field of 17. And he won.

The long national nightmare will dissipate. If you are in the market, it will double in 4 years. You will get INTEREST on your savings. There will be jobs again. Crime will diminish.So much so much to be done.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 11:10 AM (IWj0T)

622 clinton will trump her fake popular vote numbers. boy oh boy, those voter rolls need a major purge, voter id laws need change SAP
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 10:25 AM (c6/9Q)

WI has voter ID now. Clinton and Feingold both lost surprising upsets. (Seriously, an R hasn't won the pres electoral votes in 32 years).

Coincidence? I'll let you decide.

Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 09, 2016 11:10 AM (Ojki1)

623 The WaPo has a snarky story about how they missed the Trump surge?



Their take? They believed the country was so good it would never endorse "a racist, sexist, etc". So it was our fault because we are all bad people, it's not their fault at all.




FUCK THOSE PEOPLE

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 11:10 AM (NbJXF)

624 >I am surprised at how happy I am at the utter rebuke of the establishment, the media, the beltway, and the betters. I never thought I'd be happy about President Trump, but it does feel good this morning.Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 11:01 AM (mgbwf)

Cosign.

Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 11:10 AM (lIU4e)

625 Horde..Picture Hillary on her deathbed uttering her last word ala Citizen Kane's "Rosebud". What do you think it will be?

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 11:06 AM (JSovD)

"Deplorables."

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 11:11 AM (OGbEB)

626 570 I voted for Kodos.
Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2016 11:05 AM (AFw0k)


Which I richly deserve. Apologies.

By the way, when does "Madam Secretary" get cancelled?

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 11:11 AM (BWL+E)

627 Communist Chinamen never say pussy.

Posted by: Thomas Friedman at November 09, 2016 11:11 AM (FqgrG)

628 Horde..Picture Hillary on her deathbed uttering her last word ala Citizen Kane's "Rosebud". What do you think it will be?

Probably "rosebud" in the other usage...the one Welles secretly meant.

Except it will be a request, not a regret.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 09, 2016 11:11 AM (8mIih)

629 Read those lamentations. It's amazing. You can actually see America becoming great again in real time.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 09, 2016 11:11 AM (nFwvY)

630 But how is Trump going to unite our divided country?



Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 09, 2016 11:00 AM (tWKR1)

The same way Obama did. Ignore your enemies, and pretend they don't exist.

They can eat the shit burgers we have been eating for eight years.


Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 11:03 AM (NbJXF)

RICO investigation against everyone involved with democrat voter fraud, the DNC, all the 'grassroots' Soros groups, and the media.
Americans will look far more united in our electoral results once the cheating is squashed.

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 11:11 AM (3Liv/)

631 If y'all want to see bitter tears, check this out:

https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte

Make sure you scroll to the "YOUR HUSBAND HATES YOU" tweet to all white women.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 11:08 AM (NOIQH)



Good Lord.
meltdown status? epic

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:11 AM (qCMvj)

632 Pretty proud of my 7 year old daughter last night who, when looking at the electoral map early on remarked that "the Northeast really doesn't like freedom, huh?"

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 11:11 AM (1H9ox)

633 596 The whole "Love trumps hate" schtick is killing me. IMO, that's exactly what happened last night: Love of America Trumped the left's hate of America.
Posted by: Country Singer


My response to any "Love Trumps Hate" sign is to say,

"Why yes, I do love Trump's hate. I'm so glad we agree on this."

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 11:12 AM (jBuUi)

634 >>Horde..Picture Hillary on her deathbed uttering her last word ala Citizen Kane's "Rosebud". What do you think it will be?

"Deserved.........it [presidency]"

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 11:12 AM (NOIQH)

635 I'm just so fucking glad we don't have to hear or worry about the Clintons as politicians any fucking more.

Posted by: MacGruber at November 09, 2016 11:12 AM (sWgE+)

636 I would not be surprised if Hillary makes some snarky remarks about winning the most votes, but being cheating out of the presidency.



She will not give it up.


LOCK HER UP

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 11:12 AM (NbJXF)

637 I told you guys!

Posted by: Phone of kari which, deplorably, features a headphone jack at November 09, 2016 11:12 AM (18FTF)

638 Great picture, CBD. Certainly better than that . . . vision . . . of yesterday.

What a glorious day!

Hugs and kisses to all of you. 😘 💕 💖

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 11:12 AM (uHcnA)

639 This revenge against her is probably sweeter than seeing her in prison.


I said probably.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 11:12 AM (7ZVPa)

640 I thought ace banned this asshole XzRw1?


Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 11:13 AM (NbJXF)

641 633 Pretty proud of my 7 year old daughter last night who, when looking at the electoral map early on remarked that "the Northeast really doesn't like freedom, huh?"

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 11:11 AM (1H9ox)


From the mouths of babes, right liberals?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 11:13 AM (4ErVI)

642 Get ready for the WaPo NYT headlines in a couple of months about how we as a people failed our historic god king.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 11:13 AM (FqgrG)

643 ISWYDT

Posted by: Sam in VA at November 09, 2016 11:13 AM (bNi5D)

644 the best pollster outside of IBD and LATimes ? The chinese monkey.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 11:13 AM (c6/9Q)

645 Anyone know where we can watch a live stream of the concession?

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 11:13 AM (9221z)

646
My response to any "Love Trumps Hate" sign is to say,

"Why yes, I do love Trump's hate. I'm so glad we agree on this."

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 11:12 AM (jBuUi)


Scott Adams - who, after Trump, is the big winner of this election - said that it was a poor slogan for that very reason. One, it put Love right next to Trump, and two, it could be read just that way "Love Trump's Hate."

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 11:13 AM (tewYv)

647

What's that flushing sound?

Soros $billions.
Hollywood $billions.

oh my, what to watch and listen to today?

Rush

The View

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:13 AM (qCMvj)

648 Obama to speak at 12:15.

So maybe 2ish.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 11:13 AM (eM2Uz)

649 613 Trumps victory, in my weak mind, is a victory of the idea of the individual over the collective.

We have (again my opinion) been divided and subdivided and demographitized into discrete 'units' to the point that we lost our sense of individuality.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean


It's like we're living through a real-life re-enactment of the last scene in Ayn Rand's Anthem.

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 11:13 AM (jBuUi)

650 clinton actually got more votes. huh. isn't that something.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 11:14 AM (WTSFk)

651
I hope the Beast gives an epic rant. This bitch has lied, connived, stolen, cheated her way to become president and she got shot down. Let it all out Beast

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 11:14 AM (493sH)

652 Hope this hasn't already been discussed. Been jumping around to a lot of lib sites this morning to experience their tears and paranoia.
Can Trump undo any of the diversity crap in the military or is all of that nonsense a done deal?



Trump has a pen & a phone. He can do whatever the fuck he wants.

President Precedent started it.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:14 AM (2w7OO)

653 Driving to the donut shop this morning with Sweet Home Alabama blaring on the radio...

Gonna be a great day.

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:14 AM (8b+oT)

654 633 truth. But here in Mass they legalized pot so they can all get stoned for the next 4 years

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 09, 2016 11:15 AM (RzUqr)

655 653 clinton actually got more votes. huh. isn't that something.

--

But not more voters

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 11:15 AM (Om16U)

656 Trump should nominate his Scotus pick soon. It won't be 'official', but then people can get the machinery moving and we can get him on the court that much quicker.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 09, 2016 11:15 AM (oGRue)

657 Obama to speak at 12:15.


so, someone from Trump's team to do a parallel conference. just for fun.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 11:15 AM (c6/9Q)

658 Obama to speak at 12:15.

So maybe 2ish.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 11:13 AM (eM2Uz)


I'll bet that queen is going to give us one hell of a lecture

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 11:15 AM (493sH)

659 582 Is there a way for Obama to make the millions of illegals citizens by ordering expedited processing via executive order

Posted by: ThunderB at November 09, 2016 11:07 AM (1TXSC


Seriously, phone and pen.

TFG's petulant behavior over the next 2 months will be breathtaking.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 11:15 AM (voOPb)

660 clinton actually got more votes. huh. isn't that something.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp
----------
I'm just happy it's not relevant.

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:15 AM (8b+oT)

661 515 Biggest winners?

Shillary's Secret Service detail. They won't have to put up with this bitch anymore.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick

As ex-FLOTUS (current FLATUS) she still gets the Secret service detail.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 11:15 AM (iWW0H)

662 Heh. Cali wants to secede.

Good riddance.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 11:15 AM (WlGX+)

663 If y'all want to see bitter tears, check this out:

https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte

Make sure you scroll to the "YOUR HUSBAND HATES YOU" tweet to all white women.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 11:08 AM (NOIQH)

Mmmmm....sweet sweet feminist tears. I drink them up!

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 11:15 AM (0mRoj)

664

Woot! Supreme Court!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:15 AM (qCMvj)

665 Some of the NR people are starting to get very sharp hindsight.

Others are doubling down.

I give the magazine a year at most.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 11:16 AM (tewYv)

666 *finally wakes up*

So Damen Skankles Fuhrer is supposed to bleat in a few minutes? What will she bleat about? Oh wait, her programming matrix will default to her coronation being stolen by low IQ voters who are afraid of a strong womyn of great accomplishments.

I guess that is possibly true if you consider riding the coattails of a husband for over four decades while selling secrets and stealing money from the poor great accomplishments.

I don't. May her and her whole coterie be amply punished for all the evil they have committed

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 11:16 AM (fbppv)

667 Trump has the most luxurious pens and phones.

The best really. Aren't they great?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 11:16 AM (4ErVI)

668 660
Obama to speak at 12:15.


so, someone from Trump's team to do a parallel conference. just for fun.


Posted by: runner at November 09, 2016 11:15 AM (c6/9Q)

Oh my yes.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 11:16 AM (WuRdh)

669
642 I thought ace banned this asshole XzRw1?


Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 11:13 AM (NbJXF)








Today of all days, I don't want the trolls banned. Because I bathe in their tears of despair.

Ahhhhhh, so luxurious.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 11:16 AM (XWkhW)

670 Looks like my prediction was backwards. I was counting on the Clinton fraud machine to take the battleground states but Trump getting more votes in those states than expected.

Seems I overestimated the ability of her fraud machine or that voter ID and the states election personnel weren't going to allow it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 09, 2016 11:16 AM (oOYbM)

671 Horde..Picture Hillary on her deathbed uttering her last word ala Citizen Kane's "Rosebud". What do you think it will be?




Hopefully, "acccccckkkkk!"

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:16 AM (2w7OO)

672 648
My response to any "Love Trumps Hate" sign is to say,

"Why yes, I do love Trump's hate. I'm so glad we agree on this."

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 11:12 AM (jBuUi)

Scott Adams - who, after Trump, is the big winner of this election - said that it was a poor slogan for that very reason. One, it put Love right next to Trump, and two, it could be read just that way "Love Trump's Hate."
Posted by: blaster


I have been sorely tempted to walk around with a Sharpie permanent marker and put apostrophes before the final "s" of every "Love Trumps Hate" sign I have seen. But I'm too much of a chicken.

Posted by: zombie at November 09, 2016 11:16 AM (jBuUi)

673 653 clinton actually got more votes. huh. isn't that something.



--



But not more voters





Posted by: @Deplorable votermom


*golf clap*

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:16 AM (8b+oT)

674 Horde..Picture Hillary on her deathbed uttering her last word ala Citizen Kane's "Rosebud". What do you think it will be?

---

Valu-rite....

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 09, 2016 11:16 AM (oGRue)

675 All those people on that Amanda marcette twitter talking about how people hate women - how did they react to Palin again? I forget.

Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 11:16 AM (lIU4e)

676 Da lamentations.

Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 11:17 AM (Bdeb0)

677 Still can't stop giggling. This is better than Zoloft.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 11:17 AM (Mt8T4)

678 Horde..Picture Hillary on her deathbed uttering her last word ala Citizen Kane's "Rosebud". What do you think it will be?

Depends.


Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 09, 2016 11:17 AM (wtvvX)

679 >>"Love Trump's Hate."


Saw graphics and t's of "Love Trump's Hat" with a pick of his red Make America Great Again hat.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 11:17 AM (NOIQH)

680

putting a concrete barrier all around Trump Tower

hellz yeah

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:17 AM (qCMvj)

681 581 "510 Everyday she will be tormented by the thoughts, "I could have been president. I could have been president and I was so close"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

Horde..Picture Hillary on her deathbed uttering her last word ala Citizen Kane's "Rosebud". What do you think it will be?

Posted by: Tuna

"Moneeeeyyyy."

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 11:17 AM (iWW0H)

682 644
Get ready for the WaPo NYT headlines in a couple of months about how we as a people failed our historic god king.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2016 11:13 AM (FqgrG)

Holy shit, did you hear about the "homeless people"? They are back!

Posted by: NY Times Editors at November 09, 2016 11:17 AM (NbJXF)

683 The current eight-seat US Supreme Court made it easy for Barry's DoJ to overturn previously approved Voter ID laws. That status quo will change pretty soon.

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 11:17 AM (JBggj)

684 Maybe 0bama should just resign now and let Trump take over.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at November 09, 2016 11:08 AM (YEelc)

Perhaps 0 will give trump the "Office of President Elect" seal to put on his podium between now and Jan 20.

Posted by: Bete maybe not just resigned to just watching the world burn? at November 09, 2016 11:17 AM (Ojki1)

685 Heh. Cali wants to secede.

Good riddance.



So. Donald. We need TWO fences.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:17 AM (2w7OO)

686 Fade in: Inauguration Day, WH lawn. Bag lady holding almost empty bottle of cheap scotch. "It's mine! I earned it! Let me in!" Immediately sharts pants, falls face down in dog shit left by Portuguese Water dogs.

Fade out.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 11:18 AM (EOK/M)

687 What do you think it will be?

I always hated weiner

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 11:18 AM (WlGX+)

688 The whole "Love trumps hate" schtick is killing me. IMO, that's exactly what happened last night: Love of America Trumped the left's hate of America.

Trump That Bitch!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 11:18 AM (X6fMO)

689

10 mins they say for Shrill

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:18 AM (qCMvj)

690 French Ambassador:

"After Brexit and this election, everything is now possible. A world is collapsing before our eyes. Dizziness."

Posted by: David Windsor at November 09, 2016 11:18 AM (e8kgV)

691 688
Heh. Cali wants to secede.



Good riddance.







So. Donald. We need TWO fences.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:17 AM (2w7OO)
Please be real!!!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 11:18 AM (WuRdh)

692 Cali-Oregon-Washington State

Save us the trouble of divorcing YOU.

Leave. I double-dare you. Pussies.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (WlGX+)

693 Horde..Picture Hillary on her deathbed uttering her last word ala Citizen Kane's "Rosebud". What do you think it will be?
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 11:06 AM (JSovD)


"Fuck you all."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (X6fMO)

694 "I've got Willie Robertson's Duck Commander pecan smoked sausage on the stove top.

Kroger sells it and it's awesome.

Gonna make some French toast with raisin bread in a sec.

I'm half-tempted to open a bottle of champagne we have in the fridge."

-------

Hair of the dog, Jane?

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (8zHLN)

695 By the way, when does "Madam Secretary" get cancelled?

---

Coming this fall, Our new Drama about the failure and impeachment of a sitting American president.

We call it Trump Card

Posted by: ABC at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (oGRue)

696
Obama to speak at 12:15.

Rush to speak at 12:06.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (IqV8l)

697 Hah! I got the Comment of the Beast!



\m/ \m/

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (0mRoj)

698 CNN CHYRON: SOON: HILLARY CLINTON GIVES CONCESSION SPEECH.



SOON. Heh.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 11:00 AM


#twoweeks

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (kDUMP)

699 Carl passed away during the night.

Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.

Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)

700 do we haz a link for the FAB?

For the first time ever, I can't wait to hear her speak.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (WlGX+)

701 >>"After Brexit and this election, everything is now possible. A world is collapsing before our eyes. Dizziness."


And always Twirling, twirling, Twirling towards the Future!

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (/IGpZ)

702 679. Crom and Tengri pulled it off! They grabbed victory by the mish!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (wi+Ta)

703 A trifecta!


Cubs win
First grandchild
Trump wins.






Thinking about this..... http://tinyurl.com/o5kzj7p

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (NbJXF)

704 I was handing out sample ballots at the polls yesterday. A lot of working class guys just walking in without saying anything then walking out a few minutes later.

Probably just picking Trump and that's it.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 09, 2016 11:20 AM (QT68j)

705 581 "510 Everyday she will be tormented by the thoughts, "I could have been president. I could have been president and I was so close"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

Horde..Picture Hillary on her deathbed uttering her last word ala Citizen Kane's "Rosebud". What do you think it will be?

Posted by: Tuna

I don't see how Trump can let Hillary off the hook without pardoning Cartright, Petraeus and Saucier for doing less than "10 % of what she did", and without mal-intent.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 11:20 AM (iWW0H)

706 HIDE ME!! HIDE ME!!!

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at November 09, 2016 11:20 AM (qJhUV)

707 Wow....so sorry SMFH.

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 11:20 AM (qUNWi)

708 Each other's dick status:

[x] sucking
[ ] not sucking

Posted by: Afroman at November 09, 2016 11:20 AM (Z5KE5)

709 Horde..Picture Hillary on her deathbed uttering her last word ala Citizen Kane's "Rosebud". What do you think it will be?
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 11:06 AM (JSovD)


Huma....

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 11:20 AM (KUaJL)

710 Cut and paste fail, sorry.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (iWW0H)

711 It's delicious seeing how Matt Lauer and George Stephanopolus conduct themselves this morning.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (U6f54)

712 Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (NbJXF)


We have the best grandkids, don't we folks? Tremendous grandkids. The best, really.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (4ErVI)

713 >>Carl passed away during the night.


You have my sincerest condolences, smfh.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (/IGpZ)

714
Damn, SMFH.

Condolences.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (XWkhW)

715 Hillary's silence up to now reminds me of General Cornwallis' refusal to attend the surrender ceremony at Yorktown.

That explains why I keep hearing "The World Turn'd Upside Down" in my head.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (9krrF)

716 I'm half-tempted to open a bottle of champagne we have in the fridge."

Fuck it, I just cracked a beer, Prosit!

Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (ce4zT)

717 I wonder if this means that the Republican challenger wins in the next season of House of Cards.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (KUaJL)

718 702 Carl passed away during the night.

Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.
Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)

God give him rest, SMFH. We're with you in thought and prayer.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (RD7QR)

719 because so much of her support was concentrated in a few states, the total vote doesn't matter that much as there are only so many electoral votes per state. it sorta underscores how much her campaign neglected so many areas. and that reflects how much their philosophy neglects so many constituencies.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (WTSFk)

720 678 All those people on that Amanda marcette twitter talking about how people hate women - how did they react to Palin again? I forget.
Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 11:16 AM (lIU4e)

I believe the word "cunt" was used rather liberally.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (0mRoj)

721 Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.
Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)

So Sorry SMFH, Prayers and hugs.

Posted by: spypeach at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (CktXf)

722 711
Each other's dick status:



[x] sucking

[ ] not sucking

Posted by: Afroman at November 09, 2016 11:20 AM (Z5KE5)

OH BOY LUNCH!

Posted by: Barney at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (NbJXF)

723 Apart from political policy, I don't like the feeling that elections can be determined by actors, pop singers and biased anchors. It almost gives me anxiety attacks. It's very soothing to the nerves to know that they weren't able to do this.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (Mt8T4)

724
The current eight-seat US Supreme Court made it easy for Barry's DoJ to overturn previously approved Voter ID laws. That status quo will change pretty soon.
Posted by: mrp


If you think the fight over Bork was bad....
Hopefully our GOPussies grow a spine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (IqV8l)

725 Has Stephanopolis' house gone on the market yet?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (7ZVPa)

726 Carl passed away during the night.

Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.
Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)
---------------------

Oh SMFH, I am so sorry. My deepest condolences. May God bring peace and comfort to you as He brings Carl to Him.

Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord, and let Perpetual Light shine upon him.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (uHcnA)

727 I am drinking so many delicious tears of sorrow I won't thirst for years.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 11:22 AM (TBVdD)

728 French Ambassador:

"After Brexit and this election, everything is now possible. A world is collapsing before our eyes. Dizziness."
Posted by: David Windsor at November 09, 2016 11:18 AM (e8kgV)



Mon dieu! Sacrilege!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:22 AM (qCMvj)

729 702. Deepest condolences. There are no words, so I won't try.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 09, 2016 11:22 AM (wi+Ta)

730 702 - SMFH- sorry for your loss

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 09, 2016 11:22 AM (RzUqr)

731 Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)



Sorry to hear that, SMFH. May your mourning be brief but his memory forever.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 09, 2016 11:22 AM (uiwCw)

732 Oh SMFH,

My heartfelt condolences to you.

I wish a could hug you right now.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 09, 2016 11:22 AM (EOK/M)

733 Posted by: SMFH while kneeling...

Prayers for you and him and all the family.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 09, 2016 11:22 AM (9krrF)

734 SMFH, I and, I think, the rest of us hope you find peace now that Carl has found his.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at November 09, 2016 11:23 AM (BWL+E)

735
Hillary Shows Up Late And Offers This Concession Speech- a limerick


Excuse me I've been out of touch
What with cursing and drinking and such
Let me say from the start
In the words of Max Smart
I missed it by just --><-- that much

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 11:23 AM (wPiJc)

736 So sorry to hear that, SMFH! Sending condolences and prayers.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 11:23 AM (NOIQH)

737 Carl passed away during the night.

Damn SMFH. Sorry for your loss.

Posted by: dartist at November 09, 2016 11:23 AM (ce4zT)

738

Hillary Clinton had her concession speech prepared -- she just never thought she'd need to read it out loud.

And when the moment came early today to admit that her lifelong dream of becoming America's first woman president had been dashed, she simply couldn't face the world.p.b]

The devastated Democratic candidate remained locked in her New York hotel room as it became clear that her glass ceiling had come crashing down around her.



Weak candidate.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:23 AM (qCMvj)

739 SMFH, I'm so sorry for your loss. I will pray for Carl. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 09, 2016 11:23 AM (hMqvx)

740 Ten day bubble hurts when the polls tightened. Check.

Slight lead for Hillary before the vote. Check.

Trump outperforming polls for near landslide (make no mistake - after MI and AZ are counted that's what it will be). Check.

All as I foretold.

Signing off, and see you in 4 years.

Charles with a "C"

Posted by: Charles at November 09, 2016 11:23 AM (s9rDK)

741 Funny to hear the lamentations of Den Lebetard. He's almost as fake a minority as Shaun King or Rachel Dolezal.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 11:23 AM (/IGpZ)

742 Steve Bannon, shout out to you.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at November 09, 2016 11:23 AM (NAv1Q)

743

o_O

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:23 AM (qCMvj)

744 Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.
Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)


So sorry, SMFH.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 11:24 AM (X6fMO)

745 For the dems waking up to this morning...

Ever Fallen in Love With Someone You Shouldn't Have Fallen in Love With by the Buzzcocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=terg_LPT3X0

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:24 AM (8b+oT)

746 Carl passed away during the night.



Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.

Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)

Sorry for your loss. You did a great thing for him.

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 11:24 AM (3Liv/)

747 Dear Hillary Clinton,

Cheers!!

Sincerely,

Posted by: washrivergal at November 09, 2016 11:24 AM (CFc5L)

748

I LOVE how she left her supporters and staff stsnding around for hours and never showed up.

She's a piece of shit. And they KNOW it.

Ha!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 11:24 AM (suql3)

749 If Schumer wants to set the tone by denying over qualified judges on the court, especially replacing Scalia, he should be prepared to get his toupee handed to him.

They may fight a little more on the next one. But he will lose that also.

Oh and Trump will be crafty with his picks.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2016 11:25 AM (TBVdD)

750 688 Heh. Cali wants to secede.

Good riddance.



So. Donald. We need TWO fences.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:17 AM (2w7OO)


More economical to set charges off along the San ANdreas fault. Beachfront property in NV

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 11:25 AM (voOPb)

751 Hillary is late because she had to move rooms when The Peninsula management late last night had asked her to move out of the Presidential Suite.

Posted by: Deplorable LASue at November 09, 2016 11:25 AM (wgFcF)

752 702 Carl passed away during the night.

Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.
Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)

I'm so sorry, SMFH.

The Lord bless thee and keep thee
The Lord make his face to shine upon thee,
And be gracious unto thee
The Lord lift up his countenance upon thee and give thee peace.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 11:25 AM (0mRoj)

753 Just as I fell asleep last night, it occurred to me:

I get to keep my health insurance for another four years!

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 11:25 AM (ZsN9X)

754 Nice article by Jim DeMint at The Daily Signal
http://bit.ly/2fyiEN2

Mentions that the Heritage Foundation has been working with the Trump transition team.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at November 09, 2016 11:25 AM (wV8s/)

755 I'm pretty sure the Clintons are on the phone with Obama, trying to ensure they don't have to go to prison and have their fortune taken from them.

Can Haiti sue the Foundation? What about all that ill-gotten Saudi wealth?

I want this criminal family brought low.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at November 09, 2016 11:25 AM (YPgXi)

756 ... i don't mean to upset the general exhilaration here. amazed and delighted myself.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 09, 2016 11:26 AM (WTSFk)

757 SMFH Sorry for your loss

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 11:26 AM (wczgi)

758 Woot! Supreme Court!
======================

President Donald Trump
Republican majority in the Senate with 52 seats


Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 11:26 AM (JBggj)

759 Islam means peace . Why won't you submit to peace?

Posted by: French Ambassador at November 09, 2016 11:26 AM (FqgrG)

760
Glenn Beck: I will call Trump today.


Who fcking cares.

Glenn Beck: I said from the beginning I would support whoever won.

This fucking guy...

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 11:26 AM (suql3)

761 Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.

Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM


Condolences and prayers for you and yours, SMFH. May his memory be eternal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 11:27 AM (kDUMP)

762 Horde..Picture Hillary on her deathbed uttering her last word ala Citizen Kane's "Rosebud". What do you think it will be?



******


Le.........win.............ski!!!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 11:27 AM (wPiJc)

763 694 688
Heh. Cali wants to secede.



Good riddance.







So. Donald. We need TWO fences.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:17 AM (2w7OO)
Please be real!!!


Posted by: What's a Seawolf?


When they come crawling back, they get the same congressional seats, EV and Senators as Guam.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 11:27 AM (iWW0H)

764 SMFH, you have my deepest sympathy. May God give you strength.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 11:27 AM (Enq6K)

765 702 Carl passed away during the night.

Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.
Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)

So sorry to hear about this.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 11:27 AM (voOPb)

766 White lash! Lash = whip. Racistismmm!

Posted by: Van Jones at November 09, 2016 11:27 AM (qlPzn)

767 Heh. Cali wants to secede.

---

sell it back to Mexico and use the money to build the wall

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 09, 2016 11:28 AM (oGRue)

768

For the first time in 8 years I am proud of my country.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 11:28 AM (suql3)

769 Carl passed away during the night.

Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.
Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)

May God bless you and keep you, in His mercy and comfort.
Amen

Posted by: tubal at November 09, 2016 11:28 AM (d6TTt)

770 Where's the Harridan?

Bring her out.

Make her live this in front of us all.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 11:28 AM (/IGpZ)

771 >And when the moment came early today to admit that her lifelong dream of becoming America's first woman president had been dashed, she simply couldn't face the world.p.b]


Weak candidate.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:23 AM (qCMvj)

Pathetic!!! Girl power! Oh wait I lost? Whah....

Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 11:28 AM (lIU4e)

772 Carl passed away during the night.

Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.

Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)



So very sorry for your loss

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 11:28 AM (493sH)

773 769 White lash! Lash = whip. Racistismmm!
Posted by: Van Jones at November 09, 2016 11:27 AM (qlPzn)

Here's a great big bag of dicks for you too.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 11:28 AM (0mRoj)

774 Kat Timpf should be something in any Trump administration because...

you know why.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 11:28 AM (4ng05)

775
Sorry, SMFH.
May Carl rest in peace, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 11:28 AM (suql3)

776 Have to say I love the headline on Drudge

"silicon sultans shit themselves"

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (RzUqr)

777 Very quiet here this morning in my department at the People's Democratic University of Iowa. I think quite a few people just might have the sadz.

Me: Heheheh

Posted by: Marmeaux at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (xujbM)

778 728 Has Stephanopolis' house gone on the market yet?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 11:21 AM (7ZVPa)


The fools think Australia and/or New Zealand will take them.

Posted by: Iblis at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (9221z)

779 Condolences, SMFH.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (97XyN)

780 Anyone got/ a livestream of the speech Hillary is supposed to be giving now?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (KUaJL)

781 all in all a pretty good night and morning...let's see how much damage Obama will pursue.

Posted by: DanMan at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (qEZl+)

782 She couldn't face it?

Wtf?

What are you going to do when there is a crisis and you're president?

Weak. Low energy too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (4ErVI)

783 702 Carl passed away during the night.


So very sorry. We're here for you.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (JSovD)

784
Trump got about 30% of the Hispanic vote. But Meester Trump he call me Miss Piggy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (493sH)

785 702 Carl passed away during the night.

Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.
Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)

---

SMFH, hugs and prayers. Please surround yourself with people who love and support you.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (Om16U)

786 The stunt with sending Podesta over to the Javitz Center was one of the most classless things I've ever seen and I thought that before it turned out that Hillary conceded about 15 minutes later.

That was just insulting to everyone.

Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (mf5HN)

787 Each other's dick status:



[x] sucking

[ ] not sucking

Posted by: Afroman at November 09, 2016 11:20 AM


Coffee, meet monitor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (kDUMP)

788 Nailed it, didn't I.

Not bad for an ignoramus.

Been talking my BernieBot daughter off the ledge.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (bQxkN)

789 MSNBC interviewing illegal aliens lol
they are frightened

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (voOPb)

790 No more fucking pant suits.


Wait....does Hiawatha do pant suits?

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 11:30 AM (qUNWi)

791 Cali-Oregon-Washington State



Save us the trouble of divorcing YOU.



Leave. I double-dare you. Pussies.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (WlGX+)

Unworkable. We need a route to the pacific ocean for shipping.

We'll have to do some negotiating to get a nice big strip of land leading to the ocean and a good port.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 09, 2016 11:30 AM (6JL3d)

792 Dang SMFH....

My condolences and sympathy in this very trying time go out to you and all who knew Carl.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 11:30 AM (fbppv)

793 SMFH, you and yours are in my prayers. I am so sorry for your loss.

Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 11:30 AM (mf5HN)

794 so sorry, SMFH

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2016 11:30 AM (ZQfW9)

795 727
The current eight-seat US Supreme Court made it easy for Barry's DoJ to overturn previously approved Voter ID laws. That status quo will change pretty soon.
Posted by: mrp

If you think the fight over Bork was bad....
Hopefully our GOPussies grow a spine.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

They should nuke the filibuster. Fk 'em.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 11:30 AM (iWW0H)

796 >>Sure, it's jingoistic and unabashedly nationalist, but that's okay.

I see what you did there.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 11:30 AM (/tuJf)

797 Prayers for strength, SMFH.

Posted by: Infidel at November 09, 2016 11:30 AM (5XPza)

798 792 MSNBC interviewing illegal aliens lol
they are frightened

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (voOPb)

Good, maybe they'll stop literally giving us the finger

Posted by: Cn at November 09, 2016 11:30 AM (wczgi)

799 766
694 688

Heh. Cali wants to secede.





Good riddance.



So. Donald. We need TWO fences.



Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:17 AM (2w7OO)

Please be real!!!



Posted by: What's a Seawolf?



When they come crawling back, they get the same congressional seats, EV and Senators as Guam.



Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 11:27 AM (iWW0H)
770
Heh. Cali wants to secede.



---



sell it back to Mexico and use the money to build the wall

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 09, 2016 11:28 AM (oGRue)

I love you all.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 11:31 AM (WuRdh)

800 Charlie Gibson and Martha Raddetz were great last night.

Posted by: Lord Sir x at November 09, 2016 11:31 AM (nFwvY)

801 We'll have to do some negotiating to get a nice big strip of land leading to the ocean and a good port.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 09, 2016 11:30 AM (6JL3d)


I'm willing to make a deal. We want to be able to sell them food too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 11:31 AM (4ErVI)

802 "My number one priority is seeing Donald Trump is a one-term President."

Posted by: Bitch et al at November 09, 2016 11:31 AM (iWW0H)

803 I'm so sorry for your loss SMFH.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 09, 2016 11:31 AM (Jen0I)

804 Are we still waiting for drunk and angry Hillary to arrive?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 11:31 AM (0cMkb)

805 SMFH, my heart goes out to you.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 11:31 AM (R0i94)

806 I see the NYSE is doing ok this morning.

Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (88xKn)

807 That was just insulting to everyone.
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (mf5HN)

What a despicable thing to do.
That her backers would just quietly be dismissed that way, like serfs, tells me everything I need to know about that group.

Posted by: tubal at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (d6TTt)

808 Idiots at the NYT still refuse to call Arizona Michigan, Minnesota, New Hampshire

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (bMG0w)

809 MSNBC interviewing illegal aliens lol
they are frightened


**steeples fingers, Mr Burns style**

Eeeeeeexxxxxcelllleeennnnntttt!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (X6fMO)

810 Kat Timpf can hold a position on my cabinet...know'm'sayin?

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (qUNWi)

811 807 Are we still waiting for drunk and angry Hillary to arrive?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 11:31 AM (0cMkb)

Does she arrive any other way?

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (0mRoj)

812 Simply amazing to me how some people are surprised that Clinton could not turn out the black vote in the same numbers as obama.

Posted by: SH at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (V9ATq)

813 Is Hillary holding a press conference anywhere? I heard 10:30, I assume EST?!?!?!?

Posted by: Paladin at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (YNPwP)

814 So sorry SMFH. It seemed from your comments last night that the election gave you both some comfort and happiness, so I'm glad for that moment.

Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (ozZau)

815 It will be SO NICE to have a beautiful First Lady in the White House for a change. And an actual female one as well.

Posted by: fly gal at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (8TdcF)

816 Oh, thank dog! A comment system that works. Disgust seems to have OD'd.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (R0i94)

817 >> Each other's dick status:
[x] sucking
[ ] not sucking


And yet, Malor weeps.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (/IGpZ)

818 Carl passed away during the night.

Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.
Posted by: SMFH



So sorry.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (2w7OO)

819 Carl passed away during the night.

Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.
Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)


*hugs* and condolences

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:33 AM (qCMvj)

820 Have they hammered a large "No Refunds" sign on the door of the Clinton Foundation yet this morning?

Posted by: Azathoth at November 09, 2016 11:33 AM (eUGes)

821 he stunt with sending Podesta over to the Javitz
Center was one of the most classless things I've ever seen and I thought
that before it turned out that Hillary conceded about 15 minutes later.



That was just insulting to everyone.

Posted by: alexthechick
----------

When has that ever happened before? Did that wind up becoming her big "first"?

And did you hear she was going to speak under a symbolic glass ceiling? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:33 AM (8b+oT)

822 I can't tell you how good today feels.

Just to know I wasn't completely crazy thinking Trump had a shot.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 11:33 AM (u8syu)

823 MSNBC has a live feed up for the Hildeconcession

I'll choose thatone. For extra schadenfreunde.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 11:33 AM (WlGX+)

824 SMFH,

I am so sorry. I do believe you were Carl's living angel.
Bless you.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 09, 2016 11:33 AM (CFc5L)

825 I seem to remember another occasion where Hillary was nowhere to be found.

Posted by: Ty Woods at November 09, 2016 11:33 AM (FyRdJ)

826 I was discussing the Trump VICTORY with Mrs. kim this morning before she left for work. We both agree and had high fives that the shebitch lost and both look forward to a real president that has real executive experience and who lives in the real world. Not our world but the real world non the less. I'm a happy camper.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 09, 2016 11:33 AM (hMqvx)

827 Kat Timpf should be something in any Trump administration because...

you know why.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 11:28 AM (4ng05)


Press secretary.

I would love it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:33 AM (qCMvj)

828 >>That her backers would just quietly be dismissed that way, like serfs, tells me everything I need to know about that group.


The Utilitarians make Tools of us, All.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 11:33 AM (/IGpZ)

829 Did the old bag give her people the old end-around okey-doke and fly off to a non-extradition third world shithole?

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 11:34 AM (2Mnv1)

830 https://is.gd/joQW7r

Time to go out for more visits.

Posted by: Bigbys other phone at November 09, 2016 11:34 AM (SAn+a)

831 nworkable. We need a route to the pacific ocean for shipping.

We'll have to do some negotiating to get a nice big strip of land leading to the ocean and a good port.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 09, 2016 11:30 AM (6JL3d)

Work something out with Mexico.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 11:34 AM (8hICw)

832 >>I never eat breakfast, but I need something to absorb the alcohol from last night

The carpet didn't work?

Posted by: Aviator at November 09, 2016 11:34 AM (nRs0E)

833 So, um, I'm curious about the black vote and turnout, because that was part of why I thought Trump could win this thing. Yes, he won, and that's great, but more importantly-- was I right about any of the reasons why?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 09, 2016 11:34 AM (u0s1P)

834 Soooo...am I going to lose my a## on all these high cap mags and 80% lowers I invested in?

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 11:34 AM (1H9ox)

835 Is Hillary holding a press conference anywhere? I heard 10:30, I assume EST?!?!?!?




MST. Martian Standard Time.

She's bugged the f out.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:34 AM (2w7OO)

836 SMFH - may pleasant memories bring peace.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean (Aware and I WILL NOT COMPLY!) at November 09, 2016 11:34 AM (4ng05)

837 Kat Timpf can hold a position on my cabinet...know'm'sayin?

Those glasses. Oh yes.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 11:34 AM (WlGX+)

838 I can't tell you how good today feels.

Just to know I wasn't completely crazy thinking Trump had a shot.
Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 11:33 AM (u8syu)


I'm still numb.

Can't wait for the swearing in.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:34 AM (qCMvj)

839 Speaking of California, San Diego said no to the Chargers getting a new stadium.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 11:34 AM (fbppv)

840 I'm going to masturbate while watching "The View."

I bet that's the first and only time anybody put those words together in that order.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 11:34 AM (ZsN9X)

841 Sheriff Joe Arpaio lost his race.
So now he's free to join Trump's admin, right?

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 11:34 AM (Om16U)

842 In case you needed to be told....

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (iWW0H)

843
I'm willing to make a deal. We want to be able to sell them food too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 11:31 AM (4ErVI)

Here's a thought experiment for fun this lovely morning. Something I was just considering (a bit whimsically, but I think whimsy is excusable today...)


California votes to leave the Union in '17. Drought worsens and reaches catastrophic levels through '17 and '18.


California, in the midst of a transition to being its own country, begins negotiations for moving vast swaths of its urban population into US states, because they have neither money nor infrastructure to keep those people alive and well due to drought conditions.


o_O Game out the ramifications and eventualities such a situation could lead to.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (6JL3d)

844 Bring Hillary out! Shame walk! Perp walk!

Posted by: Game Of Schadenbones at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (qlPzn)

845


She might collapse before our very eyes. Wonder what they are shooting her up with. She must have tracks by now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (qCMvj)

846 The stunt with sending Podesta over to the Javitz Center was one of the
most classless things I've ever seen and I thought that before it turned
out that Hillary conceded about 15 minutes later.



That was just insulting to everyone.
---
It was a fitting end to her political career, I think

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (3Liv/)

847 I have awakened to a brand new day.
Two great pieces of news...Mr Trump won and the Canadian Immigration web site has crashed. I wonder what all those Progressives are running from....prosecution?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (0tfLf)

848 I'm on my 3rd gallon of cookies and dough ice cream already. It isn't helping....

Posted by: Alicia Machado at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (oGRue)

849 >She couldn't face it?
Wtf?
What are you going to do when there is a crisis and you're president?
Weak. Low energy too.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (4ErVI)

3AM call right there.

Posted by: Lea at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (lIU4e)

850 Shit I have to hop in the shower now before going to a meeting.

I had so wanted to instead take a leisurely bath in Hillaroid's tears.

She really is a weak leader and awful person. Any decent person would be out there as soon as possible thanking her supporters.

Posted by: stace at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (ozZau)

851 Soooo...am I going to lose my a## on all these high cap mags and 80% lowers I invested in?



Never. One in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Next time, and there will be a next time, you are already ahead of the game.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (2w7OO)

852

so rich that Katy Perry calls for revolution

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (qCMvj)

853 MSNBC says live stream starts at 11

The FAB must really be messed up.

The drugs ain't workin'.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (WlGX+)

854 And I am no longer Deplorable Diogenes!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (0tfLf)

855 CNN is already trying to shape a narrative that of course President Trump won't go after Hillary now because something something.

He might not, but that would cause a problem with his supporters from the get go.

Appoint a special prosecutor and let them do the dirty work.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (4ErVI)

856 >> I'm going to masturbate while watching "The View."

>I bet that's the first and only time anybody put those words together in that order.


I don't know...Materbatin' Pete is a professional.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 11:36 AM (/IGpZ)

857
844 Sheriff Joe Arpaio lost his race.
So now he's free to join Trump's admin, right?

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab

I understand there's an opening coming up in the FBI Director Office. Head of ICE?

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at November 09, 2016 11:36 AM (iWW0H)

858 PROP HER UP!
PROP HER UP!
PROP HER UP!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 11:36 AM (WlGX+)

859 SMFH, May Carl find rest with the Lord and remain bright in your memory.

Posted by: JTB at November 09, 2016 11:36 AM (V+03K)

860 The drugs ain't workin'.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (WlGX+)

You can only fuel someone with stimulants so long.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 11:36 AM (KUaJL)

861 That was just insulting to everyone.

Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (mf5HN)



She didn't actually make a concession call to Trump either.

Huma called someone on Trump's staff. (Phrasing!)


Drunk, fat. classless, and cowardly is no way to go through life, girl.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 11:36 AM (0cMkb)

862 Hear the lamentations of the women. Most of my FB friends are largely not moonbats even if they are liberal. But a friend of a friend had this posted to her wall on a unity post:

I simply cannot be friends - real or virtual - with people who hate everything good about our country. Cannot be friends with people who destroyed our country. Cannot be friends with people who elected a pro-Nazi Fascist as president. Good people will suffer for many years to come. God help us

Those tears are delicious.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 11:36 AM (tewYv)

863 I don't mean to throw cold water but the Clintons are not done. The grooming of Chelsea begins today if it hadn't already.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 09, 2016 11:36 AM (O6aZ4)

864 California, in the midst of a transition to being its own country, begins negotiations for moving vast swaths of its urban population into US states, because they have neither money nor infrastructure to keep those people alive and well due to drought conditions.


Life's a bitch. You chose poorly.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:37 AM (2w7OO)

865 Sheriff Joe Arpaio lost his race.
So now he's free to join Trump's admin, right?
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 11:34 AM (Om16U)


I was so worried about his safety, maybe it's good he retires (although he won't retire retire, I know).

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:37 AM (qCMvj)

866 *ugh*

Kamala Harris wins. So the Demoncrats have a new she beast in their stable.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 11:37 AM (fbppv)

867 The grooming of Chelsea

heh

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 11:37 AM (WlGX+)

868 The stunt with sending Podesta over...

--------

When the going gets tough, the old hag sends the man into the room.

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:37 AM (8b+oT)

869 866
I don't mean to throw cold water but the Clintons are not done. The grooming of Chelsea begins today if it hadn't already.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 09, 2016 11:36 AM (O6aZ4)

In all honesty, and maybe it's just the euphoria talking, BRING IT ON.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 11:37 AM (WuRdh)

870

set recorder for The View

will listen in to Rush first today

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:37 AM (qCMvj)

871 She won't concede.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 11:37 AM (QCc6B)

872 Very sorry to hear of your loss, SMFH. Prayers for you.

Posted by: Weasel at November 09, 2016 11:37 AM (C8aCP)

873 California, in the midst of a transition to being its own country, begins negotiations for moving vast swaths of its urban population into US states, because they have neither money nor infrastructure to keep those people alive and well due to drought conditions.
***
Trump extends the wall and gives CA the middle finger?

But facebook bans Trump's account in response.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 11:37 AM (aZq03)

874

Hag sure is taking her time.

She's not even on her way yet.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:37 AM (qCMvj)

875 Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)
My condolences. I have no words.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 11:38 AM (Q5Ymk)

876 >>>856 MSNBC says live stream starts at 11


It was 9:30. Then 10:30. Now 11? Jeez.

I'll bet she's saying "no." "No, I am not going to; and you can't make me."

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 11:38 AM (/4GEs)

877 THE DRUGS DON'T WORK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ0n3itoII

Posted by: The Verve at November 09, 2016 11:38 AM (/IGpZ)

878 They're going to have to wheel hillary out on a gurney like Hannibal Lector.


Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 11:38 AM (0cMkb)

879

Jeb! news!

He tweets to Donald. Weak.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:38 AM (qCMvj)

880 The grooming of Chelsea begins today if it hadn't already.
___
A little late you know.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at November 09, 2016 11:38 AM (aZq03)

881 I was thinking more . . . .

https://tinyurl.com/nl9le8r

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 11:38 AM (Nwg0u)

882 Kat Timpf can hold a position on my cabinet...know'm'sayin?

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (qUNWi)





I hope that Trump has an administration that looks like America a Victoria Secrets runway show

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 11:38 AM (493sH)

883 She didn't actually make a concession call to Trump either.

Huma called someone on Trump's staff. (Phrasing!)


That isn't what KellyAnne Conway said.

She said she took the call from Huma, who said that the Secretary wanted to speak with Mr. Trump.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 11:38 AM (tewYv)

884 I don't mean to throw cold water but the Clintons are not done. The grooming of Chelsea begins today if it hadn't already.





Grooming? At what? The dog salon?
Chelsea has even less elan & panache than her mother.
And she is no where near as good as Bill.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:38 AM (2w7OO)

885 855

so rich that Katy Perry calls for revolution

Posted by: artisanal 'ette

"Jeesus Katy, we just had one. Shut up and sing. Better yet, just shut the fk up."

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 11:38 AM (iWW0H)

886 I'll bet she's saying "no." "No, I am not going to; and you can't make me."
Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 11:38 AM (/4GEs)



She can't contain her emotions.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:39 AM (qCMvj)

887 I want to hear Hillary's concession speech. Can't anybody sober her up?

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2016 11:39 AM (RcpcZ)

888 Soooo...am I going to lose my a## on all these high cap mags and 80% lowers I invested in?
Posted by: aj


Heh.
I have guns and ammo galore.
And a hoard of silver.
I worry about me, sometimes.

Posted by: tubal at November 09, 2016 11:39 AM (d6TTt)

889 >>Kat Timpf should be something in any Trump administration because...



She's adorable, but...pretty sure she's a #NeverTrumper.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 11:39 AM (NOIQH)

890 Yeah, all this pushing it back is making me nervous.

To paraphrase Obummer: He won. Get over it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 11:39 AM (WlGX+)

891 702
Carl passed away during the night.



Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.

Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)
My condolences on your loss. May he RIP. God Bless.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2016 11:39 AM (jxbfJ)

892
I see the Beast is on Barry time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 11:39 AM (493sH)

893 I don't mean to throw cold water but the Clintons are not done. The grooming of Chelsea begins today if it hadn't already.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 09, 2016 11:36 AM (O6aZ4)

In all honesty, and maybe it's just the euphoria talking, BRING IT ON.
...
Doubt it. She is even emptier than her mother and not nearly as smart.
Michelle O, on the other hand....just as smart and I'm willing to bet meaner than her husband. Counting the days until she announces her bid.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 11:39 AM (1H9ox)

894 881 @naturalfake

I guess it's taking long than usual to sober her up.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2016 11:39 AM (ry4ab)

895 California will be so giddy at being its own country until the US sends that first month's water and electricity bill to them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 11:39 AM (fbppv)

896 Condolences and prayers, SMFH. I am so sorry.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 09, 2016 11:39 AM (hYNPr)

897 That isn't what KellyAnne Conway said.

She said she took the call from Huma, who said that the Secretary wanted to speak with Mr. Trump.


That's the way I heard it.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 11:40 AM (WlGX+)

898
Where's the Harridan?

Bring her out.


Bring out yer dead!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 11:40 AM (IqV8l)

899
864 That was just insulting to everyone.

Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 11:29 AM (mf5HN)


She didn't actually make a concession call to Trump either.

Huma called someone on Trump's staff. (Phrasing!)


Drunk, fat. classless, and cowardly is no way to go through life, girl.



Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 11:36 AM (0cMkb)



Well her meds probably wore off and she wouldn't be coherent. That's what they are waiting on now. For her meds to stabilize.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 11:40 AM (bMG0w)

900
Just heard Obama invited Trump to meet tomorrow at the White House.
Trump: Soooooo...played any good golf lately?

Posted by: Biergood at November 09, 2016 11:40 AM (v8Lx/)

901 Does she arrive any other way?
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (0mRoj)
----------------

In a huff.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 11:40 AM (uHcnA)

902 Has George Staphylococcus and his bride announced their departure date yet?

Australia just asked Google to hide their GPS data so's the libs can't find their way there. If they have to actually use a map, they'll wind up in China or Timbuktu. Or Jupiter, in Cher's case.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2016 11:40 AM (b/kAv)

903 867 California, in the midst of a transition to being its own country, begins negotiations for moving vast swaths of its urban population into US states, because they have neither money nor infrastructure to keep those people alive and well due to drought conditions.


Life's a bitch. You chose poorly.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:37 AM (2w7OO)


Damn that sucks because I was planning on providing bus tickets to Cali for the welfare class here.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 11:40 AM (4ErVI)

904 "After Brexit and this election, everything is now possible. A world is collapsing before our eyes. Dizziness."
***
That which can't continue, won't.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 11:40 AM (aZq03)

905 My condolences as well, SMFH. Along with great, great respect.

Posted by: Piercello at November 09, 2016 11:40 AM (TOLnE)

906 so rich that Katy Perry calls for revolution

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (qCMvj)




Ha! Yeah, wake me when she's charging the barricades with a pitchfork while under fire.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 09, 2016 11:40 AM (uiwCw)

907
866 I don't mean to throw cold water but the Clintons are not done. The grooming of Chelsea begins today if it hadn't already.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 09, 2016 11:36 AM (O6aZ4)



Do you think that they're going to get a professional from the Westminster Kennel Club?

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 11:40 AM (bMG0w)

908 874 She won't concede.
Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 11:37 AM (QCc6B)

This is my fear. If they contest any state that is anywhere close they can create some major chaos. She's just spiteful enough to do that.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 11:40 AM (RD7QR)

909 Remember what happened after 2004, they will never stop attacking



But he is no Bush


True. Look what happened when one guy- one, single guy- fought back.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2016 11:41 AM (2z74n)

910 What a despicable thing to do.
That her backers would just quietly be dismissed that way, like serfs, tells me everything I need to know about that group.
Posted by: tubal at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (d6TTt)


Apparently the permit for the Javitz only went until 2:00 a.m. since they had to get set up for whatever is there today.

It would have been simple and classy to say "I'm sorry but we have to get out so the good people who work so hard here can get set up for the next event. As you know, several states still have not been called and we look forward to getting with you later today when we know more."

Nope. Instead Podesta had to be a slimy worm and make mouth noises that led to everyone assuming they were going to challenge the results.

And then Hillary conceded, what, 15 minutes later? He had to know that going over there.

The FBN crew were losing their minds about how despicable it was and they were right.


Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 11:41 AM (mf5HN)

911 So sorry, SMFH. Remember that he is in a better place now.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 11:41 AM (7ZVPa)

912 She really is a weak leader and awful person. Any decent person would be out there as soon as possible thanking her supporters.


I didn't know until alexthechick posted it upthread that she'd already conceded before she sent Podesta to the Javitz Center.

That is an utter lack of class which surprises me even for a Clinton.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 11:41 AM (mgbwf)

913 FBN floating the Stache as SoS, and apparently no one is talking about anyone other than Giuliani for AG

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 11:41 AM (3Liv/)

914 FBN talking about Trump's cabinet picks...possible.


SOS: Sen. Corker or The Stache

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 11:41 AM (Enq6K)

915 874
She won't concede.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 11:37 AM (QCc6B)

I won the popular vote, old white men are keeping woman out of the White House!

Posted by: The Hilliabeast, duck they are shooting at us at November 09, 2016 11:41 AM (NbJXF)

916 She didn't actually make a concession call to Trump either.

Huma called someone on Trump's staff. (Phrasing!)

That isn't what KellyAnne Conway said.

She said she took the call from Huma, who said that the Secretary wanted to speak with Mr. Trump.
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 11:38 AM (tewYv)



Did I get that wrong?

I was listening to the news as I got ready for work, so I may have.

In which case....



I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 11:41 AM (0cMkb)

917 so rich that Katy Perry calls for revolution

-
The tits are not calm!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 11:41 AM (Nwg0u)

918 @896 Doubt it. She is even emptier than her mother and not nearly as smart.

Michelle O, on the other hand....just as smart and I'm willing to
bet meaner than her husband. Counting the days until she announces her
bid.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 11:39 AM (1H9ox)
...that's a really good point. Damn, we'll definitely have to deal with Michelle running for something at some point.(Though I wouldn't discount the media/elites desire for status quo oligarchy. Little clinton will run for something at some point as well.)

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 11:41 AM (WuRdh)

919 so rich that Katy Perry calls for revolution

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (qCMvj)



She ought to find the nearest strip joint cuz flashing that rack is all she has going for her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 11:41 AM (493sH)

920 I don't mean to throw cold water but the Clintons are not done. The grooming of Chelsea begins today if it hadn't already.

----

Chelsea has zero political talent.
That dog won't hunt.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 11:41 AM (Om16U)

921 Life's a bitch. You chose poorly.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:37 AM (2w7OO)


Damn that sucks because I was planning on providing bus tickets to Cali for the welfare class here.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis



Hotel California. You can check in, but you can't check out.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:41 AM (2w7OO)

922 Things are so quite at the Clinton Headquarters ... that you can hear an email being deleted!


**rim-shot**

Posted by: Paladin at November 09, 2016 11:41 AM (YNPwP)

923 894 @Our Country is Screwed

My sincerest condolences to you and yours.

Rest in Peace.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2016 11:42 AM (ry4ab)

924 Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.
Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)

Sorry to hear, SMFH. I'm praying God's peace for you.

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 09, 2016 11:42 AM (yODqO)

925 A friend of mine (Michigan transplant) called me to celebrate. She has a grandson who is a border patrol agent and another who is in SEAL training.

She's over the moon.

Anyhow, I'm about to eat my French toast finally.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 11:42 AM (PY9jH)

926 Huma called someone on Trump's staff. (Phrasing!)
***
Reminiscent of Yorktown where Gen Cornwallis refused to surrender himself, sending a subordinate instead.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 11:42 AM (aZq03)

927 A Moron Inauguration party would be fun...Vegas anyone? Just to watch the gallery behind Trump.....Carters, Bush dynasty, Clintons, and Obamas. Any bets on how many of them would actually show up and not cite "health reasons"?

Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 11:42 AM (oiNtH)

928 Have the Canadians moved troops to the border yet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 11:42 AM (7H/2n)

929 Something tells me if there is a revolution, folks like Katy Perry are going to be early casualties.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 11:43 AM (4ErVI)

930 >>705
679. Crom and Tengri pulled it off! They grabbed victory by the mish! Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (wi+Ta)

The smoke of 100 burnt rams was *just* enough to tickle Crom's nostrils, and he smote her down with iron. Trump now knows the Riddle of Steel. Let's see the bush-burner god top that!

Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 11:43 AM (Bdeb0)

931 I don't mean to throw cold water but the Clintons are not done. The grooming of Chelsea begins today if it hadn't already.
---
She's headed to prison over the use of charitable funds for her wedding and participation in insider trading.

Unless she's pardoned with her parents, and good luck running for office in that case.

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 11:43 AM (3Liv/)

932 I guess it's taking long than usual to sober her up.


her system probably got hacked

had to reboot her

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:43 AM (qCMvj)

933 Mooch will definitely run.

She believes her sycophants, and has a lot of fans.

Ugh.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 11:43 AM (Om16U)

934 I'm getting an ad on the livestream.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 11:43 AM (/4GEs)

935 She won't concede.

Posted by: Max Power
--------
Na. She's toast and knows it.

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:43 AM (8b+oT)

936 I woke up this morning covered in Ewok fur. And my ass hurts, a little. And I'm afraid to shine a black-light anywhere in this room.

But other than that, last night was great!

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 11:43 AM (S2VsH)

937 Hillary was supposed to start her concession speech fifteen minutes ago. What is going on? Is she backing out of it?

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 09, 2016 11:43 AM (SUtNI)

938 She might collapse before our very eyes. Wonder what they are shooting her up with. She must have tracks by now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette


You didn't think she wore those outfits because they were stylish, did you...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 09, 2016 11:43 AM (9krrF)

939 I need some basket pictures for my office door &/or baskets for my desk at work. Has to be subtle, ie look like just a November harvest theme, but I'll know and some of the weeping libs will probably wonder.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (Jen0I)

940 Hi, all! Just wanted to preempt a few comments that are sure to be posted hereabouts.

The Republicans cheated. (Oh, yeah - Krugman already said that.)

Racist, sexist, misogynist, etc. I'll throw in stupid and evil, just for good measure.

Posted by: WaterCow at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (D2J//)

941 Livestream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-B6AtuNlMY

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (/4GEs)

942 If Podesta had longer hair, he might be able to pass for Wormtongue.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (7ZVPa)

943 Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)
My condolences also on your loss. May he RIP.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (b/kAv)

944 People onstage.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (/4GEs)

945 True. Look what happened when one guy- one, single guy- fought back.
___
Imagine if there were 300 of them!

Posted by: Xerxes at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (aZq03)

946 Have the Canadians moved troops to the border yet?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 11:42 AM (7H/2n)


Pretty boy Trudeau can't be happy. He was so ga-ga for the JEF, it was embarrassing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (qCMvj)

947 #870

The grooming of Chelsea



heh


============================

A new voice in the Democrat Party ....

arf arf arf arf!

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (JBggj)

948 >>I had the same association. Strangely fitting. Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 11:02 AM (OGbEB)

Just think, if Trump had lost, you wouldn't have four years to whine about his "broken promises."

Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (Bdeb0)

949 930
A Moron Inauguration party would be fun...Vegas anyone? Just to watch
the gallery behind Trump.....Carters, Bush dynasty, Clintons, and
Obamas. Any bets on how many of them would actually show up and not
cite "health reasons"?

Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 11:42 AM (oiNtH)

YES! If not Vegas, maybe NYC?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (WuRdh)

950 Still in PJ's drinking hot chocolate worrying about my health care.

Posted by: The PJ wearing fag at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (NbJXF)

951
Carl passed away during the night.


Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.


Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM
~~~~~

So sorry, SMFH. Will continue to pray for you and loved ones. May he rest in peace.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (eM2Uz)

952 As I said that scene from The Longest Day when the apparatchiks in Berlin wouldn't wake-up Hitler would be perfect. Everyone afraid to tell Mein Fuhrer that something has happened.

*waves to AlextheChick* Going to savor a nice Hate Shake today?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 11:45 AM (fbppv)

953 Weird music.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 11:45 AM (/4GEs)

954 This is my fear. If they contest any state that is anywhere close they can create some major chaos. She's just spiteful enough to do that




It's not close. The EV count is 279 to 218. Already.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:45 AM (2w7OO)

955 Now "Anchors Away"?

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 11:45 AM (/4GEs)

956 SMFH - Sorry to hear of Carl's passing. Prayers of peace and comfort to you.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at November 09, 2016 11:45 AM (onq2p)

957 921 @896 Doubt it. She is even emptier than her mother and not nearly as smart.

Michelle O, on the other hand....just as smart and I'm willing to
bet meaner than her husband. Counting the days until she announces her
bid.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 11:39 AM (1H9ox)
...that's a really good point. Damn, we'll definitely have to deal with Michelle running for something at some point.(Though I wouldn't discount the media/elites desire for status quo oligarchy. Little clinton will run for something at some point as well.)


Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 11:41 AM (WuRdh)



Michelle won't run for anything. She's lazier than her husband. Her fake job at the hospital proves it.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 11:45 AM (bMG0w)

958 SMFH, you are in my prayers. Your precious Carl is at peace.

{{{hug}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 11:45 AM (PY9jH)

959 The grooming of Chelsea begins today if it hadn't already.


*****


This concept will die 'fore it starts
Chelsea's chances are right off the charts
She has all the charm
Of the lowly earthworm
And believe it or not, twice the smarts.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 11:45 AM (wPiJc)

960 May we have a new thread, please?

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 11:46 AM (/4GEs)

961 Will the Stupid Party learn something from this - like don't cower and put your ass up when the media come at you?

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 11:46 AM (tewYv)

962 >> The grooming of Chelsea begins today if it hadn't already.

Like with a currycomb?

Neigh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2016 11:46 AM (b/kAv)

963 699 Carl passed away during the night.

Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.
Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)

Oh God, I'm so sorry to hear that.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 11:46 AM (7HtZB)

964 Michelle O, on the other hand....just as smart...
Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 11:39 AM (1H9ox)
Are you kidding me? Have you read her thesis? Listened to her talk without a teleprompter? The woman is barely literate.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 11:46 AM (R0i94)

965 Something tells me if there is a revolution, folks like Katy Perry are going to be early casualties.
***
Outside of Evita I can't think of too many entertainment celebrities that have done well in revolutions - look what happened in Russia for example.

Someone should ask Ms Perry if she looks forward to the mandatory work in the fields if she gets the revolution she wants.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 11:46 AM (aZq03)

966 Hmmm... yesterday... Gay Porn...

Today... with a Trump victory.... we get a guy who took over at the point of a Bayonet and became Emperor....

How..... interesting...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 11:46 AM (qf6WZ)

967 I cannot wait for the Downfall parody, Hitler is informed that Ohio and Florida are lost.....Steiner will hold the blue firewall...uh, mein Fuhrer, Pennsylvania, with 97% in appears to be going red.....


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at November 09, 2016 11:46 AM (DW+jj)

968 >>
I don't mean to throw cold water but the Clintons are not done. The grooming of Chelsea begins today if it hadn't already.


Pre-Wikileaks that might have been true. Not now.

Already seen juxtapositions of photos of Chelsea's wedding and Haiti.
Yeah, Haitian now know for sure that Haiti relief donations to the foundations were instead used to throw Chelsea a $3 million wedding. Chelsea does not have the charm or political savvy to overcome that.


Also, see Politico:

At 69 --- having suffered the most humbling upset imaginable to a deeply,
nearly fatally flawed opponent believed to be the only Republican
contender she could actually defeat --- is spent as political force.
Clinton will forever be known as one of the worst closers in political
history
, a woman who was never capable of selling a wary public on
herself, on account of her own shortcomings and paranoia or perhaps as a
result of a sexism so ingrained in American culture women as well as
men suffered from it.



Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 11:46 AM (NOIQH)

969 What the hell? Is Bubba still putting the wood to her? Hello? It's check out time!

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 11:46 AM (2Mnv1)

970 @959
This concept will die 'fore it starts

Chelsea's chances are right off the charts

She has all the charm

Of the lowly earthworm

And believe it or not, twice the smarts.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 09, 2016 11:45 AM (wPiJc)

You. You I like.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 11:46 AM (WuRdh)

971 The snubbing of The Everyday People at the Javits Center was absolutely emblematic. Because, you know, the whole thing wasn't about them at all. It never was.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 11:46 AM (7H/2n)

972 YES! If not Vegas, maybe NYC?


Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (WuRdh)

The ewok lives in the NYC, BUT those assholes will not take our celebration lightly. Yankees can be assholes.

I know this knowledge comes as a shock to you.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 11:46 AM (NbJXF)

973 949 930
A Moron Inauguration party would be fun...Vegas anyone? Just to watch
the gallery behind Trump.....Carters, Bush dynasty, Clintons, and
Obamas. Any bets on how many of them would actually show up and not
cite "health reasons"?

Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 11:42 AM (oiNtH)

YES! If not Vegas, maybe NYC?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (WuRdh)

We can get the taco bowl at Trump Tower!

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 11:47 AM (7HtZB)

974 Things I would like to hear Trump say"

Ted Cruz you out there? I know we fought a tough primary. You said something about residing Obama's Executive Orders....Could you send a copy of those drafts?

Director Comey, I expect your resignation on my desk 1st thing Ja. 20th, but yo want to pack-up early...I understand.

Sheriff Joe want a job at Justice?

they write themselves....

Posted by: Paladin at November 09, 2016 11:47 AM (YNPwP)

975 I need some basket pictures for my office door &/or baskets for my desk at work. Has to be subtle, ie look like just a November harvest theme, but I'll know and some of the weeping libs will probably wonder.
Posted by: PaleRider at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (Jen0I)
-------------------

You need to fill them with little slips of paper with "deplorable" written on them. Folded up, so they will actually have to take one out of the basket to read it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 11:47 AM (uHcnA)

976 YES! If not Vegas, maybe NYC?


Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM
~~~

I'm in. Either place. Never been to Vegas, and live next door to NYC.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 11:47 AM (eM2Uz)

977
I LOVE how she left her supporters and staff stsnding around for hours and never showed up.

She's a piece of shit. And they KNOW it.

Ha!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 11:24 AM (suql3)







Word. That's so delicious. Like ambrosia.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 09, 2016 11:47 AM (XWkhW)

978 Soooo...am I going to lose my a## on all these high cap mags and 80% lowers I invested in?

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 11:34 AM (1H9ox)




IMO, no. I think we get a delay on an inevitable collapse with Trump. Even with him at the helm, I don't see how we get out of $19-20trillion in the hole (not to mention the states and major cities in deep financial holes). Add to that the external threats, specifically to the grid.


I'll keep prepping. Trump just gives me more time to get ready.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 09, 2016 11:47 AM (uiwCw)

979 These dems do not even understand what happened yet. Talking about "working with dems". There's no need for that. They are not needed in any way. They can go away for 2 years minimum.

Posted by: james at November 09, 2016 11:47 AM (jxw6R)

980 Who wants to volunteer to express Chelsea's anal glands?

Posted by: eleven at November 09, 2016 11:47 AM (qUNWi)

981 Will the Stupid Party learn something from this - like don't cower and put your ass up when the media come at you?
***
Hopefully some will learn that....and others will learn that the uniparty is dead and their continued easy jobs in government depend on rolling back Leviathan now.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 11:47 AM (aZq03)

982 "The grooming of Chelsea begins today if it hadn't already. "


Bathe her and bring her to me....

Posted by: Jabba the Republican at November 09, 2016 11:48 AM (TnUKj)

983 *waves to AP*

Probably no Hate Shake because I'm coooold.

Bander, the timeline is a little fuzzy but Podesta went out there and Wormtongued and it was about 10-15 minutes later that CNN said Hillary called Trump to concede. So I'm not sure if she had already called but he had to have gone over there knowing she was going to concede.

Also, Trump said I spoke with Secretary Clinton so unless Trump lied it was the Haggard Queen herself who spoke to him.

I'm not going to lie, I cried during Trump's victory speech. It was gracious and you could tell he loves this country and when he said the forgotten people are not forgotten anymore I started to cry ugly.

Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 11:48 AM (mf5HN)

984 Has anyone done one of those "Hitler finds out Trump wins" videos yet?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 09, 2016 11:48 AM (RzUqr)

985
I was very, very wrong about a lot of things, and people here were right.

I thought there was no way Trump could win, from the moment he surged into the lead in the primary process. I thought the things he's said and the other issues made him unelectable. I thought the polls were right and the lack of fundraising and GOTV mattered. I was wrong about all that. I made a lot of assumptions about Trump, his campaign, the electorate, his supporters...and they were all wrong.

I kept this off FB- shy about it- but I'm glad he won. I didn't vote for him, so I'm one of the group that now gets expunged from the party. But in the end, on judges and likely some other policies as well, he's going to make some decisions that will better life for the country and for me for years. I'm glad for that.

The other stunning thing is keeping the Senate. It got mentioned a bit before, but the Senate map in 2018 favors the GOP as well. We might be looking at 4 years of GOP control of the whole shebang. It's going to be hard to Ginsburg to last that long on the Court.

But again: I was wrong, and people here were right.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 09, 2016 11:48 AM (F26eZ)

986 Hillary clinton is late because "they had to scramble to set things up. they didn't expect this to happen."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 11:48 AM (KUaJL)

987 972
YES! If not Vegas, maybe NYC?




Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (WuRdh)

The ewok lives in the NYC, BUT those assholes will not take our celebration lightly. Yankees can be assholes.

I know this knowledge comes as a shock to you.


Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 11:46 AM (NbJXF)
As a resident of LI, I know all too well.And I say all the more reason to have it there

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 11:48 AM (WuRdh)

988 846
I'm willing to make a deal. We want to be able to sell them food too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 11:31 AM (4ErVI)

Here's a thought experiment for fun this lovely morning. Something I was just considering (a bit whimsically, but I think whimsy is excusable today...)


California votes to leave the Union in '17. Drought worsens and reaches catastrophic levels through '17 and '18.


California, in the midst of a transition to being its own country, begins negotiations for moving vast swaths of its urban population into US states, because they have neither money nor infrastructure to keep those people alive and well due to drought conditions.


o_O Game out the ramifications and eventualities such a situation could lead to.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 09, 2016 11:35 AM (6JL3d)
**************
There is no drought. They waste the water they get. Even this spring, record Oct rainfall was allowed to pass by Lake Oroville unsaved. The PTB in Sacramento are weapons grade stupid.

Posted by: torabora at November 09, 2016 11:48 AM (IWj0T)

989 I predict Nikki Haley as head of FEMA.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 11:48 AM (tewYv)

990 Has anyone checked the airport for the Clintons? Nobody thought to confiscate their passports.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 09, 2016 11:48 AM (7ZVPa)

991 Live Clinton link?

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:48 AM (8b+oT)

992 While Michelle might be tempted, we know for a fact that she haaaated being in DC, in that "jail", the WH, built by slaves, you guys!

She will go to Hollywood or NYC and get some tv job. Much easier and more Michelle-centric.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 11:48 AM (NOIQH)

993 Things I would like to hear Trump say"

Ted Cruz you out there? I know we fought a tough primary. You said something about residing Obama's Executive Orders....Could you send a copy of those drafts?

Director Comey, I expect your resignation on my desk 1st thing Ja. 20th, but yo want to pack-up early...I understand.

Sheriff Joe want a job at Justice?

they write themselves....
Posted by: Paladin at November 09, 2016 11:47 AM (YNPwP)



oh my

There is so much to enjoy before the honeymoon is over.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:49 AM (qCMvj)

994 Jeeze, just wheel the old cow out and be done with it.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2016 11:49 AM (ry4ab)

995 Huma called someone on Trump's staff. (Phrasing!)
***
Reminiscent of Yorktown where Gen Cornwallis refused to surrender himself, sending a subordinate instead.

-
Not the most disgusting, degrading thing Huma has ever done. Not even close.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 11:49 AM (Nwg0u)

996 Waiting for Hillary. Fox pundits blathering on about working together blah, blah, blah. Hubby watching CNN and cussing at it.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 11:49 AM (JSovD)

997 Michelle O, on the other hand....just as smart...
Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 11:39 AM (1H9ox)
Are you kidding me? Have you read her thesis? Listened to her talk without a teleprompter? The woman is barely literate.
...
I think you are discounting who I was comparing her to.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 11:49 AM (1H9ox)

998 I'm not going to lie, I cried during Trump's victory speech. It was gracious and you could tell he loves this country and when he said the forgotten people are not forgotten anymore I started to cry ugly.




I pray Trump heals this country's divisions like Obola has healed race relations.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:49 AM (2w7OO)

999 You'll be happy to know that a black dude on MSNBC says that Trump won by getting out the racist vote.

Damn this is going to be awesome covered in awesome sauce.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 11:49 AM (/tuJf)

1000 Hillary clinton is late because "they had to scramble to set things up. they didn't expect this to happen."

They didn't expect her to give a speech after the election results were in?

Bullshit.

She's just too distraught.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 11:49 AM (tewYv)

1001 Lol GHW Bush wants to play nice with Trump now.

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 11:49 AM (3Liv/)

1002 Almost forgot - I'm moving to Canada.

I just filled out the forms online. (For those of you of similar mindset, Immigration Canada has an easy-to-use website.) As my reasons for wishing to emigrate, I mentioned that I'm an immature, petulant whiner who seeks to make a significant life change because other people disagreed with me and I didn't get my way. I expect to hear back from them in about three weeks.

I'm Still With Her, though I thought it wise to stop payment on my donation to a certain charity. Moving expenses coming up, of course.

Posted by: WaterCow at November 09, 2016 11:49 AM (D2J//)

1003 The music at the venue is crazy stuff.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 11:50 AM (/4GEs)

1004 he grooming of Chelsea begins today if it hadn't already. "


Bathe her and bring her to me....


No chance. Chelsea is too committed to the easy life. She enjoys the no-show paycheck gigs too much.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 09, 2016 11:50 AM (v/WDi)

1005 Hillary clinton is late because "they had to scramble to set things up. they didn't expect this to happen."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 11:48 AM (KUaJL)


Had to put in a ramp and handicap rails.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:50 AM (qCMvj)

1006 991 Live Clinton link?
Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:48 AM (8b+oT)



go.cnn.com is streaming it. Wolf Blitzer and the crew are basically spinning their wheels since the FAB doesn't have the decency not to waste everyone's time.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 11:50 AM (KUaJL)

1007 Ted Cruz you out there? I know we fought a tough primary. You said something about residing Obama's Executive Orders....Could you send a copy of those drafts?
***
What I would like to hear Trump say (in private):

Ted, I'm sorry I really really am.

I focused on winning to the exclusion of everything else, because I believed I was the only one that could win the general election.

I did you wrong, and words aren't enough to make it up. So instead I would like to extend a nomination to the SC for you. I think you'd make a great justice.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 11:50 AM (aZq03)

1008 990 @Vashta Nerada

Probably still packing cases of booze into the limo...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2016 11:50 AM (ry4ab)

1009 Is that Fidel Castro?

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:51 AM (8b+oT)

1010 976

I'm in. Either place. Never been to Vegas, and live next door to NYC.


Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 11:47 AM (eM2Uz)
Likewise.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 11:51 AM (WuRdh)

1011 The Deplorable Irredeemables 1
The Putative Nobility 0

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2016 11:51 AM (JBggj)

1012 So who is Trump considering for SOS, DOJ, HHS?

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 11:51 AM (hdpay)

1013 Predictions:

Hillary get wheeled to her waiting SUV in a wheelchair.

She gives her speech with those sassy blue sunglasses on.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 11:51 AM (eM2Uz)

1014 Live Clinton link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-B6AtuNlMY

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 11:51 AM (/4GEs)

1015 It's not close. The EV count is 279 to 218. Already.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:45 AM (2w7OO)



Can anyone explain why Arizona is not yet being called? It doesn't appear remotely close.

Michigan is close, and they can contest that if they want, but it hardly matters. AZ puts Trump at 290, and Michigan only rubs it in.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 11:51 AM (TOk1P)

1016 They didn't expect her to give a speech after the election results were in?

Bullshit.

She's just too distraught.
Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 11:49 AM (tewYv)


Yep, she's in collapse mentally mode.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:51 AM (qCMvj)

1017 so rich that Katy Perry calls for revolution

The only "revolution" that scrunt knows about is the way her tassles twirl on her boobs.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 11:51 AM (X6fMO)

1018 I get the feeling this is not the surprise for Hillary that it was for most of us. She must have seen DEVASTATING internals during those last days, making her scramble to keep Michigan as a firewall, while three others were on fire.

It's no wonder she cancelled the fireworks barge. She knew she had less than a 50/50 shot at that point.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 11:51 AM (S2VsH)

1019 I think President-elect Trump should announce that the Border Patrol will resume their lawful duties of enforcing actual laws, and that he would greatly appreciate all Federal employees refrain from carrying out any unlawful directives.

Employee reviews begin shortly.

Posted by: Loren T. Mofo at November 09, 2016 11:51 AM (PbH71)

1020 605
Any guesses when she will actually surface?



Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 11:03 AM (8zHLN)



There's no Lazarus Pits in Manhattan

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2016 11:09 AM (7HtZB)

I see what you did there. :-)

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (1zARK)

1021 Has anyone checked Craigslist for a large quantity of fireworks never used??

Sorry about it being so cold that a Hate Shake is not optimal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (fbppv)

1022 Working for the Feds I've had to pass a very large picture of JEF everyday on my way to the office.

It will be nice in January to pass the orange scalp weasel every morning instead

Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (oiNtH)

1023 As far as Chelsea goes for the "next up"....I'm not sure that the Clinton power survives this. The whole point of hitching your wagon to a winner is that the winner actually delivers. Even if the wikileaks stuff wasn't hanging over all their heads the Clinton camp no longer has anything to offer, other than possibly blackmail.

We may think them invincible dark lords of the Democrats, but Obama has more to offer in terms of political power. His camp could, and should, take over the party. Clinton can no longer offer appointments, graft, access, or anything. She's on the outside looking in and the rejection in favor of DJT is so odious in the minds of the Democrats there's no way anyone gives her sway. It's like losing to Uber-Bush II to them.

Look for Michelle Obama or Corey Booker to be the next stars.

Posted by: Alex #11 at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (EUMt/)

1024 Jesus, are they playing Red Army marching music?

Posted by: Country Singer at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (uiwCw)

1025 Anyone gonna watch The View today? I'm half tempted to watch that idiot Samantha Bee's show tonight.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (bMG0w)

1026 Somewhere in Qatar, there is one pissed off sheik thinking to himself, Bitch set me up!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (/tuJf)

1027 I'm thinking a 3 minute speech.

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (8b+oT)

1028 But again: I was wrong, and people here were right.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 09, 2016 11:48 AM (F26eZ)



*shoves lemon bars through USB port*


If we're doing a Trump Wish List, mine has one thing on it.

Say it with me, Horde, Supreme Court Justice Ted Cruz.

Say it slowly. Savor the words in your mouth.

Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (mf5HN)

1029 I hope we get the "WHY AM I NOT 50 POINTS AHEAD!" Hillary today.

I really need to see her break down, since she will not go to jail.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (NOIQH)

1030 MSNBC interviewing illegal aliens lol
they are frightened

**steeples fingers, Mr Burns style**

Eeeeeeexxxxxcelllleeennnnntttt!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (X6fMO)

Hopefully they self-deport. Saves us a lot of time and money.

Posted by: StrawMan at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (Z65m4)

1031 999 You'll be happy to know that a black dude on MSNBC says that


Trump won by getting out the racist vote.




Rich old white guy vs rich old white woman.
Um, folks????

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (2w7OO)

1032

Where's John Bolton? Haven't seen him lately.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (qCMvj)

1033
Cars are starting to move but I didn't see the Beast get into the limo. They must have had to cart her in.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (493sH)

1034 HeH, I think Hillary is in her Scooby Van.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (hdpay)

1035 Hillary probably over extended herself these past few days and has just collapsed from exhaustion. And rage.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (Om16U)

1036 She's late because the meds and booze don't work well together

Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (2RVmA)

1037 Just think, if Trump had lost, you wouldn't have four years to whine about his "broken promises."

Posted by: General Zod at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM (Bdeb0)

I don't like you either but why not let it go for a day?

Posted by: troyriser at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (OGbEB)

1038 Sheriff Joe Arpaio lost his race.
So now he's free to join Trump's admin, right?

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom
****

The new head of the Border Patrol!!!

Posted by: Tilikum KAW at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (+aCe4)

1039 I cannot wait for the Downfall parody, Hitler is informed that Ohio and Florida are lost.....Steiner will hold the blue firewall...uh, mein Fuhrer, Pennsylvania, with 97% in appears to be going red.....
....................
And here ya go!

https://youtu.be/6d2lhNRrVtc

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (so+oy)

1040

She's in the van! She's in the van!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (qCMvj)

1041 Lazarus Pits, please. Ras as an evil criminal has far more panache and brains.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (fbppv)

1042 go.cnn.com is streaming it. Wolf Blitzer and the crew are basically spinning their wheels since the FAB doesn't have the decency not to waste everyone's time.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 11:50 AM (KUaJL)


Not gonna listen to that shrieky voice. Not gonna.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 11:53 AM (KQndB)

1043 Seamus Muldoon, I hope you have all of today's limericks saved together somewhere. They will make a nice little book. You've been on fire.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2016 11:53 AM (uHcnA)

1044

This really took down the Clinton Crime Family a peg.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:53 AM (qCMvj)

1045 Not the most disgusting, degrading thing Huma has ever done. Not even close.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 11:49 AM (Nwg0u)

I believe his name is Anthony Weiner.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 09, 2016 11:53 AM (8hICw)

1046 999
You'll be happy to know that a black dude on MSNBC says that Trump won by getting out the racist vote.



Damn this is going to be awesome covered in awesome sauce.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 11:49 AM (/tuJf)

Has FBN had Brunell (very outspoken and well spoken black Trump supporter) on yet? Can't wait to hear her this morning.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 09, 2016 11:53 AM (Enq6K)

1047 Hillary = no show. That's my guess. For neurological reasons.

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2016 11:53 AM (QCc6B)

1048 Hubby said some black shithead on CNN just said the reason Trump won is because of racism across every class of whites

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 11:53 AM (JSovD)

1049 Barron looked so cute standing next to his dad during the victory speech

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 11:53 AM (Om16U)

1050 Hillary's hearse is on the move.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 09, 2016 11:53 AM (kTF2Z)

1051 MSNBC interviewing illegal aliens lol
they are frightened

**steeples fingers, Mr Burns style**

Eeeeeeexxxxxcelllleeennnnntttt!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 11:32 AM (X6fMO)

Hopefully they self-deport. Saves us a lot of time and money.
Posted by: StrawMan at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (Z65m4)




They can head south of the border while Commiewood heads north of it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 11:53 AM (493sH)

1052 So - Orange IS the new black, isn't it?

Hah.

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2016 11:53 AM (Fb9aZ)

1053 I'd bet she'll have someone else read her remarks. Well, "her" remarks.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 11:53 AM (/4GEs)

1054 Hillary! finally apepars on stage and in a German accent yells, "Mein Fuhrer I can valk!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 11:53 AM (fbppv)

1055 If Lefties claim that Hillary won the popular vote, just agree that she certainly got all of the graveyard vote and all of the votes from the Ghost in the Machine.

Posted by: Speller at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (pSotA)

1056 On Houston FOX-26 this morning they interviewed a student of color at U. of Houston/Downtown (I think) about how he is coping. He said it was hard dealing with the election news but everyone still needs to work for a better future and not, as some were considering, to "evacuate".

Evacuate?

Posted by: RioBravo at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (NUqwG)

1057 If we're doing a Trump Wish List, mine has one thing on it.

Say it with me, Horde, Supreme Court Justice Ted Cruz.

Say it slowly. Savor the words in your mouth.
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (mf5HN)

No way a Republican Congress approves it.

Posted by: StrawMan at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (Z65m4)

1058 She's in the van! She's in the van!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette
----

Clawing the seats as they drag her out like a rabid cat going to the vet.

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (8b+oT)

1059 Hubby said she's traveling in a motorcade as we speak.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (JSovD)

1060 So who is Trump considering for SOS, DOJ, HHS?

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 11:51 AM (hdpay)



One assumed Noot and Rudy get positions. Noot at State? Rudy for AG?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (TOk1P)

1061 1017 so rich that Katy Perry calls for revolution

The only "revolution" that scrunt knows about is the way her tassles twirl on her boobs.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 11:51 AM (X6fMO)

I honestly don't get that mentality. Don't these idiots understand that this was the revolution?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (hJrjt)

1062 Rudy Giuliani putting on a brave face. Bad news for Trump.

Posted by: Concerned at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (FqgrG)

1063 I loved last night that the Trump camp after his speech, played "You can't always get what you want.." It was pretty Epic and really a little humble in a way. It could have been We are the Champions!

Posted by: catman at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (QIFAZ)

1064 Sheriff Joe Arpaio lost his race.
So now he's free to join Trump's admin, right?

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom


The new head of the Border Patrol!!!
***
That would be...perfect.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (aZq03)

1065 SMFH, I am so sorry to hear.

I am so sorry to hear this.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (XHOQn)

1066 If we're doing a Trump Wish List, mine has one thing on it.

Say it with me, Horde, Supreme Court Justice Ted Cruz.

Say it slowly. Savor the words in your mouth.
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (mf5HN)



Nipping at Robert's heels! Oh yeszzz

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (qCMvj)

1067 Somewhere in Qatar, there is one pissed off sheik thinking to himself, Bitch set me up!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (/tuJf)


Now you have to wonder how many Clinton Crime Foundation donors are going to want to get their money back.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (KQndB)

1068 Michigan is close, and they can contest that if they want, but it hardly matters. AZ puts Trump at 290, and Michigan only rubs it in.



RUN IT UP! RUN IT UP! RUN IT UP! RUN IT UP!

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (2w7OO)

1069 Fox has video of the Clinton Ambulimosine approaching the hotel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (Nwg0u)

1070 If we're doing a Trump Wish List, mine has one thing on it.

Say it with me, Horde, Supreme Court Justice Ted Cruz.

Say it slowly. Savor the words in your mouth.
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (mf5HN)

If the Tedster gets in and puts the fear of God in Roberts, it would be even more savory. And then if RBG retires/wanders away and can be replaced by somebody reliable, I can't be held responsible for the actions of my schadenboner.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at November 09, 2016 11:55 AM (RD7QR)

1071 Look for Michelle Obama or Corey Booker to be the next stars.

I believe the official story that Michelle wants no future in politics. Cory Booker is definitely a rising star.

Someone on Morning Joe said that Michelle may have actually hurt Hillary by her performances, being so much better that their base said "why are we stuck with Hillary".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2016 11:55 AM (mgbwf)

1072 Hello Horde
I just wanted to say thanks. I've been a lurker for several years, only became a somewhat consistent participant in your backyard a year or so ago. And this feels kind of weird to say in that, I think people who view online "communities" as communities as weirdos. But, for some time, this was one of the only venues I've had to say some of the things I like to say that I felt pretty comfortable with. For some time I was worried that I was just in an echo chamber and wasn't recognizing the reality outside of it. But last night helped remove that thought.

Anyway...thanks. Many of you have made me laugh, think, learn, beat my head in anguish, puke in my own mouth, and reflect. And some of you just suck. Now excuse me while I go have some carrot chili for breakfast.

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 11:55 AM (1H9ox)

1073 Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 09, 2016 11:48 AM


You're a decent man, Skippito.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 11:55 AM (eM2Uz)

1074
If we're doing a Trump Wish List, mine has one thing on it.

Say it with me, Horde, Supreme Court Justice Ted Cruz.

Say it slowly. Savor the words in your mouth.


Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (mf5HN)



Can Trump kick Roberts out of the Chief Justice slot?

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 11:55 AM (bMG0w)

1075 You'll be happy to know that a black dude on MSNBC says that Trump won by getting out the racist vote.
Damn this is going to be awesome covered in awesome sauce.

Posted by: JackStraw
-----
He was pissed!

Heh, heh, heh.

Watching MSNBC this morning is a wonderful thing.

Posted by: Biergood at November 09, 2016 11:55 AM (v8Lx/)

1076 >>Say it with me, Horde, Supreme Court Justice Ted Cruz.


Say it slowly. Savor the words in your mouth.

Done.
Gonna say it again....

That's on top of my wishlist, too. Would love Guiliani as AG, but I'm not sure of his health. He would be thorough and merciless in cleaning house!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 11:55 AM (NOIQH)

1077 "That's not who we are"?

Not who we are.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 09, 2016 11:55 AM (m6qV1)

1078 Now to have some BACON to go with my coffee and sweet liberal tears.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 09, 2016 11:55 AM (Jen0I)

1079 Sheriff Joe Arpaio lost his race.

So now he's free to join Trump's admin, right?



Posted by: @Deplorable votermom

O.M.G!

Think of the liberal heads that would explode.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 11:56 AM (WuRdh)

1080 No way a Republican Congress approves it.
Posted by: StrawMan at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (Z65m4)


That would be one way to "get rid of him" so to speak. He's always a burr in their whatever.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 11:56 AM (qCMvj)

1081 No way a Republican Congress approves it.
***
Make them a new deal - pork is provisional on doing the right thing.

Then ask them what the GOPe's clients want - a little more feeding at the trough or some "moral stand".

I know the answer to that.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 11:56 AM (aZq03)

1082 I am not sure how good Cruz would be on the Supreme Court, but he is not really an effective Senator, so it is not a bad idea.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 11:56 AM (dELE3)

1083 Look for Michelle Obama or Corey Booker to be the next stars.

Posted by: Alex #11 at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (EUMt/)

If you're the Democrats, why would you ever nominate a white man...or even a person not of color...again?

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 09, 2016 11:56 AM (F26eZ)

1084 Now you have to wonder how many Clinton Crime Foundation donors are going to want to get their money back.


Posted by: OregonMuse
------
Stock in the Clinton's just took a nose dive. Through the floor.

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:56 AM (8b+oT)

1085 Its a pretty poor depiction of a horse, but it works because it looks so dramatic. Even though Napoleon was a horrible tyrant, he does cut a very impressive figure through history.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 11:56 AM (39g3+)

1086 Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 11:49 AM (1H9ox)

My apologies. My thinking was skewed by your use of the words "smart" and "Obama" in the same sentence.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 11:56 AM (R0i94)

1087 I predict Nikki Haley as head of FEMA.
---
I can't see little miss surrender getting a promotion.

Posted by: Methos at November 09, 2016 11:57 AM (3Liv/)

1088
The only "revolution" that scrunt knows about is the way her tassles twirl on her boobs.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 11:51 AM (X6fMO)

I'm gonna be that guy and say that's a revolution I am deeply interested in.

I apologize for nothing, I regret nothing. o.o

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at November 09, 2016 11:57 AM (6JL3d)

1089 You'll be happy to know that a black dude on MSNBC says that Trump won by getting out the racist vote.
Damn this is going to be awesome covered in awesome sauce.

Posted by: JackStraw



We're racist against an old white woman?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 11:57 AM (493sH)

1090 No way a Republican Congress approves it.

the selling point is that it get's Cruz off the Hill where, apparently, he is not that popular. And he is conservative

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 11:57 AM (dELE3)

1091 It is going to take soooo, soooo long to unpack all the AWESOME from last night.

Like, "Hillary could win Texas."

I can't stop chuckling as I recall each one like that . . . .

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 11:57 AM (e2Rx3)

1092 Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (KQndB)
===========================

Better idea: the Constitution requires an officer of the government to hand over to the United States any "gifts" from foreign governments.

Lots of the Clinton net worth is ours. Hand it over Hillz.

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 11:57 AM (LISuA)

1093 >>>Hillary's hearse is on the move.<<<

Stuffing all of that hotel furniture into the van is time consuming.

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 11:57 AM (2Mnv1)

1094 Watching CNN is highly entertaining.

I haven't seen so much butthurt in a long time.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2016 11:57 AM (RcpcZ)

1095 Kamala Harris won last night against Sanchez in California.

The Demoncrats have their new Presidential candidate warming up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 11:57 AM (fbppv)

1096 Are we opposed to Trey Gowdy for SCOTUS? Maybe he's been branded a sellout and I missed it.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at November 09, 2016 11:57 AM (R0i94)

1097 On Houston FOX-26 this morning "

Yeah - the clip from UH's student center was especially laughable.

So I laughed at them.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 11:58 AM (C9pBZ)

1098 I spoke with my daughter ( I adopted from Chile in 1986) who said she knows a lot of hispanics who are here legally voted for Trump because of the preference of the current administration for illegal immigrants over those here legally

Posted by: lurking grandma at November 09, 2016 11:58 AM (Y/Tk0)

1099 Hillz in her suite last night.

https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=QHH9EYZHoVU

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 11:58 AM (Nwg0u)

1100 Trump won the popular vote, too--especially once you subtract out all the imaginary friends, the double-voting, the cartoon characters, housepets, felons, foreign nationals, mail-in fraud, machine-tampering, the dearly departed, Harry Reid's multiple personalities and all of Carlos Danger's aliases.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 09, 2016 11:58 AM (m6qV1)

1101 Late for your own concession speech.

Low energy!

SAD!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 11:58 AM (WlGX+)

1102 Kamala Harris won last night against Sanchez in California.

The Demoncrats have their new Presidential candidate warming up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 11:57 AM (fbppv)

What's a Kamala?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 11:58 AM (dELE3)

1103 SMFH - My dear, I don't have the right words to express my grief, but know that I offer a bit of my soul to you and Carl. Internet hugs, feelings, and words aren't enough to convey my sense of loss, or to be of consolation, but you have them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 09, 2016 11:58 AM (7H/2n)

1104 A moron party in NYC would be fine with me and maybe the Head Ewok would even show up!

Posted by: Cheri at November 09, 2016 11:58 AM (oiNtH)

1105 Have the sobered the Beast up yet?

Billy Jeff should actually be relieved. He can divorce the bitch and let his rapist freak flag fly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 11:58 AM (PY9jH)

1106 "Carl passed away during the night.
Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.
"
-Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)

Through acts and deeds, we are granted moments of pure grace. As if God, Himself finds us at our purest love and ever-present humanity.

As we give of ourselves, we are granted views into the privilege of our humanity.

Sorrow and loss are opportunities to embrace God's will as we witness our beloved cross over into His Kingdom.

Know that your many sacrifices and deeds have not gone unnoticed. Know that we all owe a debt and you've paid dearly. We must do so; so as to know purpose.

God Bless Carl and Keep him.

Bless you, as well, SMFH.

You are in my prayers.

-Marc

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Deplorable1), (T) at November 09, 2016 11:58 AM (6gk0M)

1107 Sheriff Joe for head of the DHS. I giggle just typing that.

Posted by: Roy at November 09, 2016 11:58 AM (VndSC)

1108 I hope Trump will expose what the Obama administration does to the White house on the way out. Unlike W pussing out. You know they're gonna trash the place.

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:59 AM (8b+oT)

1109 Where's the trolls at? Hiding?

Posted by: dantesed at November 09, 2016 11:59 AM (88xKn)

1110 So who is Trump considering for SOS, DOJ, HHS?

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 11:51 AM (hdpay)




SOS: John "The 'Stache" Bolton


Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 09, 2016 11:59 AM (uiwCw)

1111 No that's some music!!!

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 11:59 AM (8b+oT)

1112 >>So who is Trump considering for SOS, DOJ, HHS?


Hitler, Hitler and Hitler.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 11:59 AM (/tuJf)

1113 Sweet Jesus. I love this place.

Ace: Thanks for keepin' on. I know it's your living, but I don't know how you manage to do it.

J.J....thanks for your joooooy diligence. You're a national treasure.

AtC: thanks for being the crazy bit-titted bisexual that you are. You and your raptors will have a valuable role in the Trump-Neegan Presidency.

Muldoon: Sweet Fucking Jesus. Funny and societally-productive as fuck.

Heather Radish: Come back from Germany

Morons: You're awesome. Keep it up. Culture ultimately rules and you fuckers give me hope.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 09, 2016 11:59 AM (/kYMn)

1114 No way a Republican Congress approves it.
==========================

Like the GOPe is going to pick a fight with Trump right out of the box, especially one that gets rid of their bÍte noir.

Not going to happen. If Trump nominates Cruz, he's in (that's my bet anyway).

Posted by: MTF at November 09, 2016 11:59 AM (LISuA)

1115 An aside, but with the President Elect Trump victory is it actually possible for Ginsburg's face to get more soured up?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 11:59 AM (dELE3)

1116 Idiot on Fox News saying how Rob Portman's reelection will become the model for reelection efforts in the senate for years to come? What model? Run against a failed democrat governor that is still hated in the state? Because that's what I see as the reason he won.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 11:59 AM (bMG0w)

1117 Say it with me, Horde, Supreme Court Justice Ted Cruz.

Say it slowly. Savor the words in your mouth.

Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (mf5HN)

No way a Republican Congress approves it.

Posted by: StrawMan at November 09, 2016 11:54 AM (Z65m4)


I was thinking this morning that if Obama really wants to stick a thumb in the eye of the Republicans, he recalls Garlands nomination and puts up Cruz. Though actually a Republican from a state with a Democrat governor who can appoint is the more likely choice.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 12:00 PM (tewYv)

1118 what's with the shreddin' metal, ABC?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:00 PM (WlGX+)

1119 Can we shoot off Hillary's fireworks now?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2016 12:00 PM (IqV8l)

1120

The View


Whoopi: A lot of people didn't see this coming!

Behar: I was slowly getting drunk. It was a rough night for everybody. We're watching you, okay?

What scares me the most - WH, Senate and House, and the FBI, Supreme Court - the only checks and balances we have are us, The View


LOL

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:00 PM (qCMvj)

1121 1039 Sheriff Joe Arpaio lost his race.
So now he's free to join Trump's admin, right?

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom
****

The new head of the Border Patrol!!!
Posted by: Tilikum KAW at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (+aCe4)

+1000

Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 12:00 PM (qf6WZ)

1122 Kamala Harris had been the Attorney General for the state of California. Now she is a Senator from California.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:00 PM (fbppv)

1123 Not seen him recently.
Trolling Instapundit, putting a foot under the stall barrier as it were, looking for fellow-travellers.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 12:00 PM (xIunr)

1124 what's with the shreddin' metal, ABC?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

I want to see Hillary seizure to it.

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 12:00 PM (8b+oT)

1125 Hillary probably over extended herself these past few days and has just collapsed from exhaustion. And rage.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM (Om16U)


You forgot: "But mostly rage"

Posted by: db at November 09, 2016 12:00 PM (MdAA3)

1126 Jedidiah Bila is on The View.

Makes it so much easier to spank.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:00 PM (ZsN9X)

1127 Obama might have a bit of personal popularity, but has there ever been a politician with shorter coattails and absolutely no electoral yank except when his name is on the ballot?

Posted by: Brass Bancroft at November 09, 2016 12:00 PM (hAFla)

1128 Oh shit. Fox has Karl Rove on. Mute

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:00 PM (JSovD)

1129 YES! If not Vegas, maybe NYC?


Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 11:44 AM


I am notoriously meet up-phobic, but even I would be in on an NYC inaugural party.

I bet J.J. would know just the place.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 12:01 PM (X6fMO)

1130 Does this mean we can buy .22LR at Walmart again?

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 12:01 PM (tewYv)

1131 I wish Andrew B was on the planet to see this. He may have been the seed. I'm sure Trump saw some of his "ideas".

Posted by: pawn at November 09, 2016 12:01 PM (XJgJj)

1132

Behar: I'm already on his enemies list and so are you, so...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:01 PM (qCMvj)

1133 >>>1119 what's with the shreddin' metal, ABC?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:00 PM (WlGX+)

Seriously.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:01 PM (/4GEs)

1134 "Carl passed away during the night.

Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.
Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)"

--------

May he rest in peace and my the good Lord ease your grief.

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:01 PM (8zHLN)

1135 1114
Sweet Jesus. I love this place.



Ace: Thanks for keepin' on. I know it's your living, but I don't know how you manage to do it.



J.J....thanks for your joooooy diligence. You're a national treasure.



AtC: thanks for being the crazy bit-titted bisexual that you are.
You and your raptors will have a valuable role in the Trump-Neegan
Presidency.



Muldoon: Sweet Fucking Jesus. Funny and societally-productive as fuck.



Heather Radish: Come back from Germany



Morons: You're awesome. Keep it up. Culture ultimately rules and you fuckers give me hope.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 09, 2016 11:59 AM (/kYMn)
I've been doing this a lot today, but SECONDED!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:01 PM (WuRdh)

1136 Oh Good Lord I have waited so long for this moment.

Hands well rubbed together, with glee.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:01 PM (WlGX+)

1137 Trump won the popular vote, too--especially once you subtract out all the imaginary friends, the double-voting, the cartoon characters, housepets, felons, foreign nationals, mail-in fraud, machine-tampering, the dearly departed, Harry Reid's multiple personalities and all of Carlos Danger's aliases.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 09, 2016 11:58 AM (m6qV1)



Last count I saw showed Hillory up by some small number.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 12:02 PM (TOk1P)

1138 Charlie Brown's Dildo usually organizes NYC area meetups.

Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:02 PM (ZsN9X)

1139 Here we go! PROP HER UP!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:02 PM (WlGX+)

1140 >>>1125 what's with the shreddin' metal, ABC?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

I want to see Hillary seizure to it.
Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 12:00 PM (8b+oT)

Well, there's that.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:02 PM (/4GEs)

1141 Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 11:57 AM (fbppv)
Oh crap, I haven't checked my crazy states results. I haven't finished my coffee.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:02 PM (Q5Ymk)

1142 Jedidiah Bila is on The View.

Makes it so much easier to spank.
Posted by: Oschisms at November 09, 2016 12:00 PM (ZsN9X)


I like her.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:02 PM (qCMvj)

1143 Hillary: "I feel humbled."

No sh!t.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:02 PM (iWW0H)

1144 alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then

I'd rather have Cruz in the Senate to stick it to the GOPe, and keep Trump on the right path.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2016 12:02 PM (ry4ab)

1145 So. Is Hillary nursing the mother of all hangovers? Or is she just frothing, batshit, raving and drooling crazy?

Or both?

Posted by: tsj017 at November 09, 2016 12:02 PM (4YUWF)

1146 So who is Trump considering for SOS, DOJ, HHS?
-------------------------

Hitler, Hitler and Hitler.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 11:59 AM (/tuJf)


Ok, that made me laugh.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 12:02 PM (TOk1P)

1147 the only checks and balances we have are us, The View



LOL





Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:00 PM

I'm sorry... did "The View" just declare itself the 4th Branch of Government?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:02 PM (S2VsH)

1148 Wolf Blitzer: Oh my God, they're going to actually give Trump the unwatered down daily National Intelligence report!

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:02 PM (hdpay)

1149 In an unprecedented extension of the olive branch, President-Elect Trump has offered Hillary a position in his administration.

He's going to appoint her as the U.S. Ambassador to Libya

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2016 12:03 PM (ZQfW9)

1150 >>>1140 Here we go! PROP HER UP!
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 09, 2016 12:02 PM (WlGX+)

Not where I'm watching.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:03 PM (/4GEs)

1151 Does anybody have proof Hillary is still alive and not catatonic? Or melted into a puddle of water?

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 09, 2016 12:03 PM (hJrjt)

1152 Wolf Blitzer: Oh my God, they're going to actually give Trump the unwatered down daily National Intelligence report!


He already got it from Hillary's maid.

Posted by: Roy at November 09, 2016 12:03 PM (VndSC)

1153
I'm personally insulted.

Posted by: Barry Obama at November 09, 2016 12:03 PM (7H/2n)

1154 She's a piece of shit. And they now KNOW it.



Ha!



Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 11:24 AM (suql3)

FIFY

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:03 PM (NbJXF)

1155 I found out the election results this morning when I called my GF.

I shut everything down last night and read in bed.

I did not think this was possible.

**************

Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2016 12:03 PM (XHOQn)

1156 SOS: John "The 'Stache" Bolton


Accept no substitutes.
Posted by: Country Singer at November 09, 2016 11:59 AM (uiwCw)

I like the stache... but...

He is a believer in rebuilding other countries... in trying to make the over into our image...

Trump.... isn't...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 12:03 PM (qf6WZ)

1157 The price of firearms and ammunition are going to take a hit.

And that's a good thing.

Posted by: Ed Anger at November 09, 2016 12:03 PM (RcpcZ)

1158 117
Strickland was the best Ohio Dems had to offer. That is encouraging when you think about it. Portman ran some clever commercials though.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:03 PM (JSovD)

1159
Sheriff David Clark delivered Wisconsin.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:03 PM (suql3)

1160 1132
I wish Andrew B was on the planet to see this. He may have been the seed. I'm sure Trump saw some of his "ideas".

Posted by: pawn at November 09, 2016 12:01 PM (XJgJj)
Was thinking this as well. Didn't two biggies at Breitbart jump aboard the Trump campaign when it was in danger of floundering?Can you imagine if Breitbart had been anyone else and not created his website? Today may look different.RIP AB. And thanks.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:04 PM (WuRdh)

1161 Don't worry, Comrades.

I'm still here.

Posted by: Saul Alinsky at November 09, 2016 12:04 PM (kzHgm)

1162 So I've been in Rome for the past few days--kind of a mini-vacation. I was staying in a hostel with, among others, a couple from Minnesota. Nice folks, but definitely had the liberal "artiste" look. About 7 this morning (1 am Eastern time), I'm awake but still in bed, not wanting to check my phone til the alarm goes off. Then, the girl gets up, checks her phone, and cries, "Oh no!"

And just like that, my guts unclench.

Posted by: T at November 09, 2016 12:04 PM (TqbDo)

1163 1124 Not seen him recently.
Trolling Instapundit, putting a foot under the stall barrier as it were, looking for fellow-travellers.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 12:00 PM (xIunr)



Looks like he showed up in the last thread. His opening post and response to votermom is just further proof of how out of touch he is with reality.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:04 PM (bMG0w)

1164 Just woke up. As if I'd been up late, and perhaps had too much wine.

I had the strangest dream: Trump had won and gave a great and gracious acceptance speech at 2am (local), and Hillary was finished.

Now I need to start some coffee and find out what really happened.

Posted by: mindful webworker - implossibley at November 09, 2016 12:04 PM (XtR0g)

1165
The fat lady clears her throat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:04 PM (7H/2n)

1166 So does Hillary's medical team get reassigned from her to Ginsberg for the next two years?

Posted by: ajmojo at November 09, 2016 12:04 PM (1H9ox)

1167 I feel like a little girl on Christmas morning.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 12:04 PM (/tuJf)

1168 Shouldn't that horse be showing more butt?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:04 PM (7H/2n)

1169
The market is tanking. Not.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:04 PM (suql3)

1170 BTW Kasich is tweeting out that's its time to unify behind Trump. That SOB.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:04 PM (JSovD)

1171 SMFH-

I am so sorry for your loss. You're in my prayers.

Posted by: LawLurker at November 09, 2016 12:05 PM (202DZ)

1172

Whoopi: "my rights about my body"

"This fool has said..."

scaring children - I think she's aluding to illegals

gay folks, gay marriage, transgender people

no child should be afraid that their parent is going to be taken away because they're muslim, hispanic or black

meh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:05 PM (qCMvj)

1173 Bernstein on CNN is a POS.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2016 12:05 PM (hdpay)

1174 https://tinyurl.com/onnezd8


Martha(Skeletor)Raddatz having a case of the SADZ when it became apparent Trump was going to win

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:05 PM (y3aQB)

1175 Say hello to my little friend! *shits pantsuit* Brp.

Posted by: HILLARY!!! at November 09, 2016 12:05 PM (8b+oT)

1176 Last count I saw showed Hillory up by some small number.
Posted by: BurtTC



Up. As long as we don't vet all the ballots.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 09, 2016 12:05 PM (2w7OO)

1177 >>>1113 >>So who is Trump considering for SOS, DOJ, HHS?

Hitler, Hitler and Hitler.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 09, 2016 11:59 AM (/tuJf)

Award-winning.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:05 PM (/4GEs)

1178 Typical Clinton only two hours late.



Do democrats know about watches?

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:05 PM (NbJXF)

1179 Carl passed away during the night.
Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.


I am so sorry to hear that news, and you have my deepest sympathy and support. If there is anything at all I can do, whatever is within my power, please, call on me and I will do it. I'm so glad he got to see Hillary defeated before going on to his reward. God be with you and keep you and give you healing and peace.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:05 PM (39g3+)

1180 In an unprecedented extension of the olive branch, President-Elect Trump has offered Hillary a position in his administration.

He's going to appoint her as the U.S. Ambassador to Libya


Posted by: AltonJackson at November 09, 2016 12:03 PM (ZQfW9)



Heyo!!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 09, 2016 12:05 PM (TOk1P)

1181 I wish Andrew B was on the planet to see this. He may have been the seed. I'm sure Trump saw some of his "ideas".

Actually, Andrew warned the GOP that if they didn't figure out how to play the game, they would end up with Trump.

I am not so sure he would be happy to be proven right on that.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 12:05 PM (tewYv)

1182 Anna puma,
I should not have checked. My state is crazy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:05 PM (Q5Ymk)

1183 BTW Kasich is tweeting out that's its time to unify behind Trump. That SOB.
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:04 PM (JSovD)


My respect for you is in the mail, there bud.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:05 PM (qCMvj)

1184 BTW Kasich is tweeting out that's its time to unify behind Trump. That SOB.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:04 PM

Even a shit-stain like Kasich can read writing on a wall.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 09, 2016 12:06 PM (S2VsH)

1185 It ain't over till the fat lady shits her pantsuit.

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 12:06 PM (8b+oT)

1186 Don't worry, Comrades.

I'm still here.
Posted by: Saul Alinsky
------------

*makes mental note to find Alinsky's grave and piss on it*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:06 PM (7H/2n)

1187 At this rate, Obama will speak before Hillary gets up there.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 12:06 PM (KUaJL)

1188 Thank you all, especially Ace, for giving me a place to go to TRY to stay centered through this year. FetidFumes was horrid and turncoat, GatewayPundit often crazy and click-bait.

How do I become a prime member? And will there be a brochure with instructions for italics use, how not to be banned, etc. I refuse to kiss butt here, btw; got the job and family for that.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at November 09, 2016 12:06 PM (RHjCR)

1189 BTW Kasich is tweeting out that's its time to unify behind Trump. That SOB.

he ought to continuously JUDOCHOP himself in his PUSSY till he passes out

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:06 PM (y3aQB)

1190 See
http://thezman.com/wordpress/

for a better pic

Posted by: DaveA at November 09, 2016 12:06 PM (8J/Te)

1191 BTW Kasich is tweeting out that's its time to unify behind Trump. That SOB.
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:04 PM (JSovD)


Now Now let's be kind and magnanimous. After all we do need someone to follow behind and and clean up the horse shit from the horse on Inauguration Day.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:06 PM (dELE3)

1192 I wish Andrew B was on the planet to see this.

-
Well, Samantha B is here and she's seeing this.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I AM SPARTACUS! at November 09, 2016 12:06 PM (Nwg0u)

1193

Behar, I learned that men can get away with anything and women can't


wow

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:06 PM (qCMvj)

1194 BTW Kasich is tweeting out that's its time to unify behind Trump. That SOB.
Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:04 PM (JSovD)

Gotta hand it to Kasich. He knows how to kiss an ass.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2016 12:06 PM (KUaJL)

1195 Typical Clinton only two hours late.



Do democrats know about watches?


Posted by: Nip Sip

-----

No. But they do know about control.

Assholes.

Posted by: Dang at November 09, 2016 12:07 PM (8b+oT)

1196 You'll be happy to know that a black dude on MSNBC says that Trump won by getting out the racist vote.
Damn this is going to be awesome covered in awesome sauce.

Posted by: JackStraw



We're racist against an old white woman?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2016 11:57 AM (493sH)


No. We're racist against Muslims.

I've already heard that today.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 12:07 PM (X6fMO)

1197

Behar: "she made some mistakes, but not like that..."


mistakes, Clinton, mistakes

oh my - the Joy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:07 PM (qCMvj)

1198 That's on top of my wishlist, too. Would love Guiliani as AG, but I'm not sure of his health. He would be thorough and merciless in cleaning house!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 11:55 AM (NOIQH)


Krispie Kreme.

He was a fed prosecutor in Joisey and put away a lot of corrupt pols.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2016 12:07 PM (4ErVI)

1199 Typical Clinton only two hours late

Hey all that electroshock, all those shots, and all that massage therapy to get her muscles functioning take time.

Up. As long as we don't vet all the ballots.

Yeah Trump should spare no expense to make sure every single ballot is confirmed and real. I guarantee you without fear of contradiction that he got the popular vote when all the fraud is peeled away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:07 PM (39g3+)

1200 Anyone gone over to RedState and put those assholes in their place?

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 12:07 PM (u8syu)

1201

The View tried to come out calm, but quickly degrading to angry women status

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:07 PM (qCMvj)

1202 We're racist against Muslims.

I've already heard that today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 09, 2016 12:07 PM (X6fMO)

I am.

So?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2016 12:07 PM (dELE3)

1203 Sheesh peeps, 1200 posts on a morning thread? Think that's a first for me.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 09, 2016 12:07 PM (Jcg9Q)

1204 1192

I'll bet he's tries to get Sherrod Browns Senate seat.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:07 PM (JSovD)

1205 I'm going to put a new thread up, this one is getting a bit long in the tooth.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 09, 2016 12:07 PM (KQndB)

1206 Wonder how long they'll wait there for her.

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:08 PM (/4GEs)

1207 You may find this hard to believe but you're all going to miss the trolls. Anyone whose had crabs knows what I'm talking about.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:08 PM (iWW0H)

1208 Typical Clinton only two hours late.
Do democrats know about watches?
Posted by: Nip Sip
------------

She's probably considering a Gore-like retraction of her concession.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, gloating deplorably at November 09, 2016 12:08 PM (7H/2n)

1209

Hillary to give concession speech she failed to give last night at 10:30 EST this morning.

It's 11:10. Where is she?


Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 09, 2016 12:08 PM (/f6Nd)

1210 BTW Kasich is tweeting out that's its time to unify behind Trump. That SOB.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:04 PM (JSovD)


I think Kasich should unify with my johnson.

Posted by: blaster at November 09, 2016 12:08 PM (tewYv)

1211 SMFH, my sincerest condolences for your loss.

Posted by: fly gal at November 09, 2016 12:08 PM (8TdcF)

1212 Good morning AoS America!! Getting a slow start this AM, as I stayed up way late for the yuuuge event!

I am good with the choice of art by Ace for this thread, since young Bonaparte's crossing of the Alps into Italy was an unexpected surprise and led to great victories for his army. After which he went home and blasted riotous Parisians with grapeshot.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 09, 2016 12:08 PM (ry4ab)

1213 I've been doing this a lot today, but SECONDED!
Posted by: What's a Seawolf


I've wanted to say that multiple times over the past couple days and months but I'm always far too late and someone's always said it first.

I'm hardly a hardcore Trump guy but defeating the FAB has given me the biggest schadenboner possible.

Probably time to call the girlfriend.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at November 09, 2016 12:08 PM (/kYMn)

1214 1201
Anyone gone over to RedState and put those assholes in their place?





Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 12:07 PM (u8syu)
Fantastic idea. Liberal tears have been fun. NeverTrump tears are probably glorious.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 09, 2016 12:08 PM (WuRdh)

1215 NOOD

Posted by: m at November 09, 2016 12:08 PM (/4GEs)

1216 The market is tanking. Not. "

You mean it's tanking like Brexit?

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at November 09, 2016 12:08 PM (C9pBZ)

1217 Cali Girl, if California does secede then she can aim to become the Supreme Leader in Sacramento. And the national Demoncrats will have to pick up the phone and call either Michelle or Tammy Duckworth.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 09, 2016 12:08 PM (fbppv)

1218 Hillary to give concession speech she failed to give last night at 10:30 EST this morning.

It's 11:10. Where is she?


Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 09, 2016 12:08 PM (/f6Nd)



Still crying.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2016 12:08 PM (qCMvj)

1219 kincannon_show
09/11/16 11:11
I knew Trump had it in the bag at about 11 a.m. yesterday from the exit poll data. The media also knew this. Total crooks for not calling it

Posted by: Evilpens at November 09, 2016 12:08 PM (y3aQB)

1220 Trey Gowdy would be my choice for attorney general. He's really good in the role, but not so much as congressman. Plus he's younger and healthier than Giuliani, who'd be my alternate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2016 12:08 PM (39g3+)

1221 Chris Christie is dead to me, pulled his endorsement from Trump in the final weeks.

Plus, supposedly he was the architect of Trump softening on illegal immigration.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (u8syu)

1222 Jesus, Guns and Roses could have come out drunk and played two sets by now.

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (2Mnv1)

1223

Anyone check the cunts at red sate yet?

Please report.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (suql3)

1224 A sing along.....



http://tinyurl.com/zaajo9h

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (NbJXF)

1225 Joyless Behar just said Trump's win proves that "men can get away with anything."

What an imbecile.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (PY9jH)

1226 I'm going to put a new thread up, this one is getting a bit long in the tooth.
Posted by: OregonMuse
------------

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Huma at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (7H/2n)

1227 "Carl passed away during the night.

Thank you Horde for all the prayers and love.
Posted by: SMFH while kneeling... at November 09, 2016 11:19 AM (Eabwd)"


Oh SMFH. I am so, so sorry. May the Almighty give you peace and comfort. If there is ANYTHING we can do to help you, please, please tell us. We will find a way to do it.

With much love, tears and hugs.

Posted by: Moki, deplorable mom and sammich maker at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (VnCI9)

1228 Empty stage on Fox. Symbolic much?

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (JSovD)

1229 *blushes*

Thank you, Lurking Canuck.

Oh and I am dead serious about the Victory Tits. It'll have to wait until I get home from work tonight though.

Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (mf5HN)

1230
So who is Trump considering for SOS, DOJ, HHS?
-------------------------
Hitler, Hitler and Hitler.


Hi, I'm Adolph. This is my brother Adolph and this is my other brother Adolph.

Posted by: Adolph at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (IqV8l)

1231 >>Hillary to give concession speech she failed to give last night at 10:30 EST this morning.

>>It's 11:10. Where is she?


She's waiting for Ace's First post.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (/IGpZ)

1232 and response to votermom
Just read it. That's not too passive-aggressive is it?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (xIunr)

1233 WTF is it with the GOPe? Karl Rove just said that it is more that Hillary lost it than Trump won it!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (N+sGs)

1234 on the link now, no sound coming from the invisible woman or she's 45min late.

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (suO/a)

1235
1117 Idiot on Fox News saying how Rob Portman's reelection will become the model for reelection efforts in the senate for years to come? What model? Run against a failed democrat governor that is still hated in the state? Because that's what I see as the reason he won.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 11:59 AM (bMG0w)

The better blueprint might be Ron Johnson, winning in a purple state against a candidate he only barely defeated the previous time. Progressives love Feingold and that's two losses for him.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (F26eZ)

1236 1183 Anna puma,
I should not have checked. My state is crazy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 09, 2016 12:05 PM (Q5Ymk)

Yup.... all the tax raises passed....

Kamilla goes to the Senate...

Pot passed...

And State pre authorization to buy ammunition... and making it easier to confiscate guns,.... passed...

We did keep the Death penalty and make it a little easier...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (qf6WZ)

1237 1205 1192

I'll bet he's tries to get Sherrod Browns Senate seat.

Posted by: Tuna at November 09, 2016 12:07 PM (JSovD)



I'm fine with that actually. Fuck Sherrod.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (bMG0w)

1238 Cruz' temperment is much better suited to the Supreme Court than the Senate. Me like.

Just make sure his replacement in the Senate is good. It's kind of a close thing right now.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, keeper of the Deplorable Unicode Character at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (9krrF)

1239 I hope there are tears being shed in the Bush households.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:10 PM (PY9jH)

1240 Feingold lost, holy cow.

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (suO/a)

1241 Hillary's in no hurry to thank or console her supporters. She's finished and doesn't need them anymore. It's all about her. It was always all about her. What a sham.

I hope she gets prosecuted now. And her aides. And her emaciated husband. They're all felons.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (/f6Nd)

1242 1157
SOS: John "The 'Stache" Bolton





Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Country Singer at November 09, 2016 11:59 AM (uiwCw)



I like the stache... but...



He is a believer in rebuilding other countries... in trying to make the over into our image...



Trump.... isn't...





Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 12:03 PM (qf6WZ)

No, make Bolton the UN Ambassador. With explicit instructions to be the biggest, loudest, most stubborn pain in the ass to them as he can. TRUMP: "Mr. Bolton, your job is to obstruct, obfuscate and confound that body as much as possible. You are America's walking, talking middle finger at the UN"And you know what, he would do it too, with aplomb.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (1zARK)

1243 *blushes*

Thank you, Lurking Canuck.

Oh and I am dead serious about the Victory Tits. It'll have to wait until I get home from work tonight though.
Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (mf5HN)



Victory Tits for Trump

Would be a neat Facebook(?) meme.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (0cMkb)

1244 1199
That's on top of my wishlist, too. Would love Guiliani as AG, but I'm
not sure of his health. He would be thorough and merciless in cleaning
house!!



Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 11:55 AM (NOIQH)





Krispie Kreme.



He was a fed prosecutor in Joisey and put away a lot of corrupt pols.

_____________________________________________

Krispie Kreme - is toast. Damaged foods because of Bridge Gate, from a legal perspective. Giuliani is the correct pick for AG - age is not a big negative factor for the position and his mind is a sharp as ever ( and he is as tenacious as ever)

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (Fb9aZ)

1245 Joyless Behar just said Trump's win proves that "men can get away with anything."
***
Proper response: Well, based on what he's said, Trump might reopen the investigation into Bill Clinton brutalization of women.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (aZq03)

1246 "I predict Nikki Haley as head of FEMA."

--------

Why would he do that when she has hardly been a friend?

Posted by: Decaf at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (8zHLN)

1247 1234 WTF is it with the GOPe? Karl Rove just said that it is more that Hillary lost it than Trump won it!
Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at November 09, 2016 12:09 PM (N+sGs)

Karl Rove is a Bushy... who is now out of power...

Who has been SHOWN to be wrong...

He's fighting for his ability to somehow make money as a political consultant... when he was wrong on just about everything...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (qf6WZ)

1248 Not hitting Red State but the McMuffin was calling for a new party this morning without his "conservatives". Boohoo. (See the sock link.)

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (xIunr)

1249 Idiot on Fox News saying how Rob Portman's reelection will become the model for reelection efforts in the senate for years to come? What model? Run against a failed democrat governor that is still hated in the state? Because that's what I see as the reason he won.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 11:59 AM (bMG0w)

The better blueprint might be Ron Johnson, winning in a purple state against a candidate he only barely defeated the previous time. Progressives love Feingold and that's two losses for him.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito





Want to know what sort of pisses me off?

These NeverTrump Republicans reaped the benefits of Trump pulling voters out of the woodwork and yet never paid a price for denouncing Trump.

They got all the Establishment support AND the Trump support also.

It's better than having a Democrat in those slots, but still pisses me off these guys "got away with it"

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 12:12 PM (u8syu)

1250 Do you all realize what this defeat does to the Democrats for the future?

The have NO ONE to run in 2020!

All their senators are old and white; they have no governors with ANY appeal outside of their deep blue states.

They were counting on the Hispanics to be the new, permanent majority for them; that's why Harris in CA and Castro in HUD.

w/o a Hillary Presidency, neither of those two will have ANYTHING to run on.

They were all in on Hillary because it was their only chance to hold ground.

WAR.

ps: The Fed and all the other agencies will very deliberately tank the economy. Will the elite let them?

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (e2Rx3)

1251 I bet the maids at the Beast's Chappaqua home are really busy hiding all the lamps.

Posted by: Marmeaux at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (xujbM)

1252
Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 12:03 PM (qf6WZ)

No,
make Bolton the UN Ambassador. With explicit instructions to be the
biggest, loudest, most stubborn pain in the ass to them as he can.
TRUMP: "Mr. Bolton, your job is to obstruct, obfuscate and confound that
body as much as possible. You are America's walking, talking middle
finger at the UN"And you know what, he would do it too, with aplomb.

___________________________________________
Yep. Oh I would pay good money to see teh Bolton walk into the UN and start kicking *ss. Oh yes I would!

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (Fb9aZ)

1253 Grrrr.... Fucking Instagram! My Explore feed is full of whiney anti-Trump shit. What's worse is that a few of these assholes run retail stores, so it's basically saying "if you don't agree with my politics, I don't want your business". That's fine because they'll never get my business AND I've blocked them too. There's some dude calling for open rebellion and making comparisons to Star Wars (which would get you and I in heaps of trouble). There's the usual ginned up fear that Trump is going to take away the right of/enslave/deport everyone who isn't straight and white. What's most irritating is that a couple of friends, including one guy who literally lives a few blocks from me, are posting mopey end of America shit.

I am still living through eight long difficult years of JEF and this shit makes me want to puke. This woman is a physically ill alcoholic thieving crook and not a one of these jackasses had a problem voting for her anyway. But that's okay because hate or something.

Posted by: Commissar M at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (vcIHi)

1254
Krispie Kreme - is toast. Damaged foods because of Bridge Gate, from a legal perspective. Giuliani is the correct pick for AG - age is not a big negative factor for the position and his mind is a sharp as ever ( and he is as tenacious as ever)
Posted by: Publius Redux




Giuliani should have been our nominee in 2008. Just an amazing person.

But we had to have McCain because he's so committed to being pro-life and was the "real" conservative in 2008. Gag me.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (u8syu)

1255 No, make Bolton the UN Ambassador. With explicit instructions to be the biggest, loudest, most stubborn pain in the ass to them as he can. TRUMP: "Mr. Bolton, your job is to obstruct, obfuscate and confound that body as much as possible. You are America's walking, talking middle finger at the UN"And you know what, he would do it too, with aplomb.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 09, 2016 12:11 PM (1zARK)


agree.... much better use of his talents...

Add in.... back up Israel at every turn... veto everything having to do with them...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (qf6WZ)

1256 Paul Ryan. Trying to bring us together.

*spit*

Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 12:14 PM (eM2Uz)

1257 1250 Idiot on Fox News saying how Rob Portman's reelection will become the model for reelection efforts in the senate for years to come? What model? Run against a failed democrat governor that is still hated in the state? Because that's what I see as the reason he won.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 11:59 AM (bMG0w)

The better blueprint might be Ron Johnson, winning in a purple state against a candidate he only barely defeated the previous time. Progressives love Feingold and that's two losses for him.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito





Want to know what sort of pisses me off?

These NeverTrump Republicans reaped the benefits of Trump pulling voters out of the woodwork and yet never paid a price for denouncing Trump.

They got all the Establishment support AND the Trump support also.

It's better than having a Democrat in those slots, but still pisses me off these guys "got away with it"

Posted by: Maritime

You mean like Kirk, Heck and maybe Ayotte? They paid the price for denouncing Trump.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (iWW0H)

1258 Posted by: Commissar M at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (vcIHi)

They have already marched in Oakland... saying he is not THEIR President...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (qf6WZ)

1259 1159 @Tuna

Strickland ruined the state of Ohio. Nobody with an IQ worth mentioning (and a shred of honesty) remembers him fondly.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2016 12:15 PM (ry4ab)

1260 New thread if you didn't see.

Posted by: buzzion at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (bMG0w)

1261 Is Napoleon's saddle equipped with a built-in pudding cup?

Posted by: moronhorde minion at November 09, 2016 12:17 PM (hKDRi)

1262 Oh gee... Ryan is kissing up to Trump.

Fuck that noise...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (ry4ab)

1263 >>What's a Kamala?


A female Obama from CA.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (NOIQH)

1264 Paul Ryan's excited. Watch your ass!

Posted by: Very Irredeemably Undude at November 09, 2016 12:18 PM (N+sGs)

1265
You mean like Kirk, Heck and maybe Ayotte? They paid the price for denouncing Trump.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn



Good point.

I live in AZ and didn't vote for McCain, and a big reason why was him pulling Trump's endorsement because he said pussy.


Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (u8syu)

1266 The editorial page in my fish wrap is hilarious this morning (letters published before the Trump win).

"For almost 50 years I have subscribed to the local newspaper where I have lived. When I moved to Savannah 14 years ago, I naturally subscribed to The Savannah Morning News.

Your endorsement of a dangerous lunatic for President of the United States, however, cannot go unnoticed. I am cancelling my subscription immediately.

William Peterson"

and this gem:

"I openly challenge the Savannah Morning News to have huge headlines in tomorrow's paper clearing Hillary Clinton of any wrongdoing with her emails. Go ahead, Billy Morris, take my dare. I've been buying your paper for 70 years and want to see those headlines.

Miriam Center"

Can't wait for tomorrow's editorial page!

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (PY9jH)

1267
Krispie Kreme.

He was a fed prosecutor in Joisey and put away a lot of corrupt pols.
~~~~~

No way. He is an islamist lover. Check out Andy McCarthy's article from a few years ago about him. Also Jihad Watch, Walid Phares, etc.

Keep Christie the hell out of the federal government in ANY capacity.


Posted by: IrishEi at November 09, 2016 12:19 PM (eM2Uz)

1268 May I suggest 'This is Gonna Hurt' by Sixx AM as a musical introduction to her speech?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (TnUKj)

1269 Yep. Oh I would pay good money to see teh Bolton walk into the UN and start kicking *ss. Oh yes I would!


Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2016 12:13 PM (Fb9aZ)

THE STACHE, DAY ONE -"The US condemns all past and future petty bulls**t resolutions against Isreal. In addition, I invite the gentleman from Iran to engage in sexual conduct with himself. Oh, and our new commander in chief conveys this message: Please do try and f**k with one of our navy boats again. PLEASE..."

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (1zARK)

1270 Paul Ryan needs to go, I dont care what agreement House members struck with him, they need a vote.

The man can't simply be trusted.

Posted by: Maritime at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (u8syu)

1271 Knowing that Burr got reelected in NC, I remembered I'd seen that Mcrory had gone ahead by a small margin. Then I saw this (link goes to a RS article, so YMMV, but it's not about the Pres race):

http://tinyurl.com/pbt8f3w

Seems Mcrory (who attracted the ire of state Dems, the business establishment, and the NCAA and NBA for supporting the so-called bathroom bill) went slightly ahead until a large cache of votes was found in a very Dem precinct. His opponent, Roy Cooper, has a slight lead, and has called on Mcrory to concede, but the margin is under 3k votes and provisional and absentee ballots are still being counted.

Also, Liz Cheney, Dick Cheney's daughter, is Wyoming's new representative (the state only has 1).

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 09, 2016 12:20 PM (F26eZ)

1272 Say it with me, Horde, Supreme Court Justice Ted Cruz.



Say it slowly. Savor the words in your mouth.



Posted by: alexthechick - but I have chocolate chip cookies so that's okay then at November 09, 2016 11:52 AM


Now it's going to last another four hours.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 09, 2016 12:25 PM (kDUMP)

1273 Accidentally watched a few minutes of ESPN this morning. It was all about sports. Maybe I caught an unrepresentative sample, or maybe they're learning how to do their jobs and actually try to build their brand. We shall see.

Posted by: Ted K at November 09, 2016 12:26 PM (seSmy)

1274 This really took down the Clinton Crime Family a peg.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
.......
This defeat simply allows them to continue without as much scrutiny!

However, it reduces greatly their ability to sell "influence" since they no longer have much.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 09, 2016 12:31 PM (so+oy)

1275 I was able to cast my vote for Trump as a personal statement at least in Illinois where Hillary carried the state by 16 points. But after years of disgust with Kirk from when he was my Congressional rep to his (in my opinion) Illinois combine "arranged" Senate seat--I was part of his defeat.

I have no love for Duckworth--she is a Durbin manufactured political hack--and it's one less Senate seat. But Kirk in a sea of Illinois RINOS stood out. For example, he didn't take the neutral way for a north shore republican and just miss gun control votes. He didn't even simply vote for them--he was often an early co-sponsor.

I understand the potential downside in voting for the 3rd party libertarian candidate but in the past few years it seems on about every vote of any significance he failed to vote my needs. His post stroke behavior being even more extreme. For me this was a long time coming.

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at November 09, 2016 12:35 PM (USf3s)

1276 Does Beck still have a mind ? He seems to be the "Amanda Bynes" of politics.

Posted by: David Windsor at November 09, 2016 01:02 PM (e8kgV)

1277 Not if the child trafficking accusations bear fruit.



I would be incredibly surprised if they did. That's pure tinfoil-hat shit.


Explain the picture of Bill Clinton with his arm around one of Epstein's under age call girls. I'm sure you have a non tinfoil hat interpretation of that Polaroid. Or perhaps you can rationalize away the passenger lists which show him flying to pedo Island - or Podesta knowing the pedo code words.

Posted by: An Observation at November 09, 2016 01:34 PM (1WYLC)

1278 is that a miniature horse?

Posted by: talgus at November 09, 2016 01:42 PM (fJQAI)

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