Weird News ONT: Not Sure What Day This Is

This Will Not Be A Good ONT

But There Will Be Clowns and There Will Be Cake

Howdy.

Clown craze takes another life, best reaction is comment #1.

Tats for Kids! j/k!

I know tattoos are incredibly popular with people of all ages. Waaaaay back before the turn of the century (heh), they were still a pretty reliable indicator for lowlife tendencies. Excepting military tattoos, of course.

Now, however, 1)you really can't judge a book by its cover, and 2)almost everybody really *is* a lowlife these days (at least by prior, outmoded cultural standards). Sad but true.

Anyway, I'm torn between thinking this is charming and thinking this is hideous. Tats are always somewhat disfiguring, in my eyes, no matter how nice the drawing. Just a matter of what my environment was when I was brought up. But some people I really respect have them, so I'm trying to be better.

Here is the first cake of the evening.


The chocolate curls are for snorting crumbs.


BAM. Cake. As promised. Your trust in me is surging.

Okay, that pic is extra appealing right now because like many of you I am low-carbing again to lose a few pounds. Works really well, too, and quickly.

Incidentally, to you Moronettes out there that have been successful in losing a lot of weight: how long did it take for your tits to snap back? Asking for a friend.

Save Money While Traveling

Ah, hotels. A chocolate on your pillow, a tiny bottle of luxury shampoo, mouthwash. With all these complementary amenities, it's easy to understand how someone might have made an honest mistake.

Here's a related article written by a rotten little sumbitch chiseler who punishes hospitality every chance he gets. This is the kind of swine who dumps the whole candy dish in his coat pocket. What a tool.

Here is a 100% gratis, free-of-charge, and also complementary purple vomit cake for Mr. Sphincter O'Toole chiseler, there.



With extra nuts. Or maybe, ground beef. Not sure /don't care.

Back to the clowns. We are witnessing a livelihood being done in by hoaxes and social media. It's kind of sad:

"They aren't clowns. They are clown impersonators," said Wendy Pincus, who has performed in New York City for the last 20 years. "We're here to make people happy. We don't threaten people. We bring joy."

Emphasis me, because despite my sympathy for genuine entertainers affected by these hoaxes, I find the concept of 'clown impersonator' to be kinda funny.

Here is an item from Cam Winston on Ace's earlier Hobbies/Life Changes Thread: Dr. Rhonda Patrick on Joe Rogan's podcast. Superb. Get your Vitamin D! There are several other interviews with her on youtube but I haven't watched them yet so I don't know which is best.

Also, Joe Rogan is beefy and delicious and improving with age. Although he still says dumb things occasionally. Like, why was it so important to get off into the weeds about mormonism during a talk on hormones and vitamins?

Ah, that's okay, Joe. I'm pretty dumb too most of the time.

One more good hobbies info link: 100 sites to get free literature downloads. Legal.


The third and last cake of the evening. This is a kind of apple-buttery-streusel thing, appropriate for the season.


Mmmm. Streusel.

Here's some random interesting linkage from CBD:

Boobs.

The human cell atlas.

Old car nostalgia.

Have a good evening, darling hearts. Please play nice or I will send my monkeys.

Posted by: Laura. at 09:45 PM




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1 Cake!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at October 20, 2016 09:44 PM (on01m)

2 Any other Trump supporters kind of cringe a little watching the Al Smith dinner on Fox?

Posted by: Monty James at October 20, 2016 09:46 PM (eq3ZK)

3 Don't like tats.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2016 09:46 PM (v9gSJ)

4 LauraW.!

How's your hump?

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2016 09:46 PM (i3c+H)

5 I saw lots of tattoos while in the Navy (1971-75) but never saw anything I wanted to carry around with me for the rest of my life.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2016 09:47 PM (IqV8l)

6 My first read was "But There Will Be Clowns and There Will Be Coke"

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 20, 2016 09:47 PM (gdnq1)

7 Oh my. The Hostess with the Hump!!!

Miss Laura!

.......oh shit.

Guys. Ladies. Absolutely no discussion on ANAL SEX or ANAL BEADS!

Ok?

And I am clearly pro-tat since I have 3 of them and planning on two more in the near future.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 09:48 PM (89UPP)

8 2
Nope

Posted by: Karmic Justice at October 20, 2016 09:49 PM (DcTjp)

9 Cake is good. Tats are good. Tats on kids are not good.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 20, 2016 09:49 PM (+DiO8)

10 I cringed and laughed my ass off. That was AMAZING. He gives no fucks.

Posted by: Mega at October 20, 2016 09:50 PM (EdXI9)

11 With all these complimentary amenities...

I think the word you're looking for is "complementary".

Posted by: Anachronda at October 20, 2016 09:50 PM (Oi5b2)

12 i'd like to shock my daughter.....she's a dj on her college station....the show is silly....the music is strange...the conversation is bizarre...no one listens

you can stream it at kamp.arizona.edu it begins at 8pm pst and runs until 10pm


Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 09:50 PM (0O7c5)

13 LauraW where are you on Twitter?

Why have you forsaken me?

Posted by: Warden at October 20, 2016 09:51 PM (MZ8Zz)

14 I cringed and laughed my ass off. That was AMAZING. He gives no fucks.
***********

It was a dinner filled with the media and globalists who want Trump dead and buried. In other words, enemies of the state.

Why Trump should be good natured in that setting in accordance to tradition is beyond me. Fuck that shit.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at October 20, 2016 09:52 PM (6RZuW)

15 12 i'd like to shock my daughter.....she's a dj on her college station....the show is silly....the music is strange...the conversation is bizarre...no one listens

you can stream it at kamp.arizona.edu it begins at 8pm pst and runs until 10pm


Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 09:50 PM (0O7c5)



Are you saying you would like some morons and ettes to call in?

Please be saying that

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 09:52 PM (89UPP)

16 For some reason i have a sudden urge to read Stephen King's It again.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at October 20, 2016 09:54 PM (6RZuW)

17 LauraW bringing it!

Gotta go read content.

Posted by: tbodie at October 20, 2016 09:56 PM (Bpc14)

18 Tattoos are graffiti.

Posted by: davidt at October 20, 2016 09:56 PM (XoldI)

19 I watched some of the Al Smith dinner but had to mute it during Hillary. Just a minute ago she was edging her way to the door after almost everyone else had left, and the large black medical assistant was there! ABC cut off the feed just as he seemed about to grab her to help her down the stairs.

Posted by: Emily at October 20, 2016 09:57 PM (QtkD6)

20 Complementary! How embarrassing. Is fix.

Posted by: lauraw at October 20, 2016 09:57 PM (K/zYU)

21 Release the monkeys? Do these said monkeys eat bananas?

Posted by: Rajah Cicerokidatha at October 20, 2016 09:57 PM (PRf2R)

22 Tits snap back?


Intredasting.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 09:58 PM (qUNWi)

23 But, what would be an appropriate tattoo on a hump?

Posted by: davidt at October 20, 2016 09:58 PM (XoldI)

24 THE HUMP LIVES!!!

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Fish Stick at October 20, 2016 09:59 PM (79p/O)

25 Guys. Ladies. Absolutely no discussion on ANAL SEX or ANAL BEADS!

Ok?

And I am clearly pro-tat since I have 3 of them and planning on two more in the near future.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 09:48 PM (89UPP)
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This is why I avoided the marriage thread. I knew it would be all anal beads and whips and dressing up in priest's cassocks to keep things "fresh".

Right?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 09:59 PM (EnKk6)

26 5 I saw lots of tattoos while in the Navy (1971-75) but never saw anything I wanted to carry around with me for the rest of my life.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2016 09:47 PM (IqV8l)

Agree
Dad was Navy '59-'80 - no tats
I was Navy '86-'09 - no tats
Son was Navy '09-'13 - tats including sleeves.
Step son is Navy now - tats including sleeves.

Posted by: Weird Nick at October 20, 2016 09:59 PM (nb8Yl)

27 The AL Smith dinner may have made sense when there was a common morality. But just last night Hillary was proclaiming she didn't have a problem chopping up a baby one day before being born. AND SMILED ABOUT IT.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 20, 2016 10:00 PM (BS8yt)

28 The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Hump

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:00 PM (6FqZa)

29 woo hoo, missed you LauraW...everyone did!

Posted by: concrete girl at October 20, 2016 10:00 PM (+THr2)

30 Yay! A LauraW ONT. So glad you're still here and haven't quit the blog

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 10:00 PM (6IPEM)

31 But, what would be an appropriate tattoo on a hump?

Posted by: davidt at October 20, 2016 09:58 PM (XoldI)



Tat it so it looks like a hobbit hole.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:00 PM (89UPP)

32 Those chocolate curls make me rather aroused.

Damn....there is nothing quite like a good chocolate cake.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 10:00 PM (Zu3d9)

33 I always wanted a tattoo. But, now that I am 50, I am glad I did not. Why?

Think of Homer Simpson lamenting the tat he got:

"Star-land Vocal Band?! They Suck!"

But for me that would have been Dream Theater.

Sometimes waffling works.

Still, sometimes ponder the barbwire around the upper arm. That is su-weet!

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 20, 2016 10:00 PM (hhV+y)

34 But, what would be an appropriate tattoo on a hump?

Tortoise shell?

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 10:00 PM (qUNWi)

35 12 i'd like to shock my daughter.....she's a dj on her college station....the show is silly....the music is strange...the conversation is bizarre...no one listens

you can stream it at it begins at 8pm pst and runs until 10pm


Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 09:50 PM (0O7c5)

Is it a call in show?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 20, 2016 10:00 PM (dKiJG)

36 BC uses Carrots for Butt Plugs.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2016 10:01 PM (i3c+H)

37 i'd like to shock my daughter.....she's a dj on her college station....the show is silly....the music is strange...the conversation is bizarre...no one listens

you can stream it at kamp.arizona.edu it begins at 8pm pst and runs until 10pm


Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 09:50 PM (0O7c5)

======

So, I could call, then hang up when she answers the phone?

I've had that happen to me for thirty years. I just want to see how the other half lives.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 20, 2016 10:01 PM (rJUlF)

38 This is why I avoided the marriage thread. I knew it would be all anal beads and whips and dressing up in priest's cassocks to keep things "fresh".

Right?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 09:59 PM (EnKk6)



If it was a marriage thread worth a damn, it better have those things.

So probably not.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:01 PM (89UPP)

39 But, what would be an appropriate tattoo on a hump?

What hump?

Posted by: Igor at October 20, 2016 10:02 PM (v9gSJ)

40 I'm listening to KAMP as we speak. I like it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:02 PM (EnKk6)

41 Re: LauraW's whereabouts.

Am I the only one who lurks creepily at the H2?

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 20, 2016 10:02 PM (hhV+y)

42 Warden, I never got all that into it anyway, but I quit twitter when I found out they are basically muting us/ the right. So it became just another way to marginalize us in a new media. Fuck them all in the ear, give them nothing, lie in polls.

Posted by: lauraw at October 20, 2016 10:03 PM (K/zYU)

43 The cake is a lie.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at October 20, 2016 10:03 PM (0mRoj)

44 The only purpose that dinner serves now is to give a veneer of respectability to abortion, homosex, and other perversions

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 20, 2016 10:03 PM (BS8yt)

45 Tats = tramp stamp

Posted by: Rocky at October 20, 2016 10:03 PM (FCAbp)

46 Don't know what's playing on KAMP right now, but it's good.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 20, 2016 10:03 PM (rJUlF)

47 2
Any other Trump supporters kind of cringe a little watching the Al Smith dinner on Fox?



Posted by: Monty James at October 20, 2016 09:46 PM (eq3ZK)
I'm listening to it now - there were some real zingers there!I think its hilarious so far...
Right in their faces...

Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 20, 2016 10:03 PM (8iiMU)

48
So, I could call, then hang up when she answers the phone?

Ask her if her refrigerator is running.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2016 10:04 PM (IqV8l)

49
31 But, what would be an appropriate tattoo on a hump?

Posted by: davidt at October 20, 2016 09:58 PM (XoldI)

Hello??!!

Posted by: The Camel at October 20, 2016 10:04 PM (PRf2R)

50 12 i'd like to shock my daughter.....she's a dj on her college station....the show is silly....the music is strange...the conversation is bizarre...no one listens

you can stream it at kamp.arizona.edu it begins at 8pm pst and runs until 10pm


Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 09:50 PM (0O7c5)

Hello This is the IRS calling we are filling charges against you unless you send us money via money order or stop playing that awful music.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 20, 2016 10:04 PM (dKiJG)

51 The Al Smith thing would be fun if it's roastees were friends not political enemies. I don't know who thought that featured guest list was a great idea. Breitbart said Trump was booed. And Hillary sitting next to the Cardinal while she supports full term abortion .....

Posted by: Jen the original at October 20, 2016 10:04 PM (lgCWE)

52 BC uses Carrots for Butt Plugs.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2016 10:01 PM (i3c+H)

And then makes vegetarian chili with them.

Honestly....Why we let him through the door is beyond me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 10:04 PM (Zu3d9)

53 It is too bad Trump didn't take the high road given Hillary went low as hell as well at the Al Smith dinner. He must have assumed she'd attack him so why not.

Anyway the best part was the beginning where he said he knew with a lot of the (leftist) politicians in the room and when they wanted his donation or endorsement they really liked him but as soon as he ran as a REPUBLICAN he was the great satan. He gets it. He knows "bigly" who we are dealing with.

Posted by: james at October 20, 2016 10:05 PM (jxw6R)

54 Guys. Ladies. Absolutely no discussion on ANAL SEX or ANAL BEADS!

Ok?


Yeah. Trump was way out of line with those jokes.

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 10:05 PM (7qAYi)

55 Hey Horde!

Exciting SW Ohio MoMe news: Currently over 20 confirmed - WooHoo!

Not too late to RSVP - See sidebar for details.

Posted by: ibguy at October 20, 2016 10:05 PM (vUcdz)

56 Great to see you back LauraW.

Posted by: Buck Ofama at October 20, 2016 10:05 PM (802n7)

57 But, what would be an appropriate tattoo on a hump?

Posted by: davidt at October 20, 2016 09:58 PM (XoldI)

Hello??!!
Posted by: The Camel at October 20, 2016 10:04 PM (PRf2R)

Dromedary, of course.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 20, 2016 10:05 PM (hhV+y)

58 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 09:59 PM (EnKk6)

So, you did read the marriage thread!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2016 10:05 PM (wCEn4)

59 Laura W...!!!

Posted by: Slack-Jawed Yokel at October 20, 2016 10:05 PM (wcSGs)

60 I found the Trump Al Smith dinner stuff funny, but the audience was really, really uncomfortable, particularly when he called her out for hating Catholics.

If Hillary was a better politician (or a British one) she probably would be able to counter on her feet. I guess we should be impressed that she can get up from day to day.


Posted by: Revenant at October 20, 2016 10:06 PM (3DSAh)

61 I tried KAMP. No connection. "Page failed to open"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:06 PM (89UPP)

62 Air Force 80-00. Managed to get to Clark AB a couple times and saw some really intricate tattoos for a really cheap price but although I was drunk enough, I never got one. I don't mind a woman with a real tiny tattoo somewhere out of sight but in general I compare it to putting a mustache on the Mona Lisa. Why would anyone desecrate a work of art?

Posted by: Bill R. at October 20, 2016 10:06 PM (GYuMu)

63 NO CHICKS WITH TATS!! EVER!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 10:06 PM (qJhUV)

64 Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 20, 2016 10:03 PM (BS8yt)

The tone of this ONT is rather pleasant. It is funny, upbeat, moronish, and altogether fun.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 10:06 PM (Zu3d9)

65 Hello??!!
Posted by: The Camel at October 20, 2016 10:04 PM (PRf2R)

Dromedary, of course.

Because if it were Bactrian it would be asking "which hump"

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 20, 2016 10:06 PM (hhV+y)

66 If you really want to mess with phoenixgirl's daughter during her show, call and say you're an agent with the field office of the FCC and you're coming to the studio for a surprise inspection.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 20, 2016 10:06 PM (rJUlF)

67 51
The Al Smith thing would be fun if it's roastees were friends not
political enemies. I don't know who thought that featured guest list was
a great idea. Breitbart said Trump was booed. And Hillary sitting next
to the Cardinal while she supports full term abortion .....

Posted by: Jen the original at October 20, 2016 10:04 PM (lgCWE)

According to a CSPAN trailer, it is traditional for the candidates to attend this dinner during election years.

Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 20, 2016 10:06 PM (8iiMU)

68 The only purpose that dinner serves now is to give a veneer of respectability to abortion, homosex, and other perversions
Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 20, 2016 10:03 PM (BS8yt)
********************

Lou Dobb's panel is giving an awesome assessment of it. One of them basically said she found it always interesting that there can be so much acrimony in a campaign and then the candidates would come together for this dinner and have a good time, giving the sense that it's all political theater. She said this time however, you could see the hatred was viscerally real, and that Trump relished being a legitimate outsider. It speaks to the fact that these dinners revealed that the GOP and Democrats are literally one uniparty, while Trump himself was an outside and unwelcome presence to their precious elitist cocktail bullshit.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at October 20, 2016 10:07 PM (6RZuW)

69 I think I'll have my mortician call in a tattoo artist, for my first tattoo.

Maybe something like "Sponsored by Acme Mulch, Company", or the like?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2016 10:07 PM (v5iqM)

70 A small tattoo or two in an unobtrusive area is OK, but anything else is just... no.

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 10:07 PM (7qAYi)

71 61 I tried KAMP. No connection. "Page failed to open"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:06 PM (89UPP)
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Page is a big tease!

Try again, it dropped out but it's back in business and shaking its moneymaker.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:08 PM (EnKk6)

72 Hello, phoenixgirl junior? Can you get me out of this can?

Posted by: prince albert at October 20, 2016 10:08 PM (6FqZa)

73 I have no problems with Trump going hammer tongs on the FAB.

In the immortal words of Andrew Breitbart...

FUCK YOU, WAR!

Now is not the time for false pleasantries.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 20, 2016 10:08 PM (+lv+r)

74 Can you imagine Jeb Bush doing this dinner with Hillary as his opponent? He'd try to make a joke out of his tie and then claim that he could fix it, or something, and then ask for a round of applause for his amazing opponent, who is a great human being and nothing to be afraid of.

Posted by: Revenant at October 20, 2016 10:08 PM (3DSAh)

75 The tone of this ONT is rather pleasant. It is funny, upbeat, moronish, and altogether fun.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 10:06 PM (Zu3d9)



Shall we consider that a warning and then warm up the hammer?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:09 PM (89UPP)

76 You can tattoo a hump, but you can't hump a tattoo.

Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at October 20, 2016 10:09 PM (TqXWc)

77 51 The Al Smith thing would be fun if it's roastees were friends not political enemies. I don't know who thought that featured guest list was a great idea. Breitbart said Trump was booed. And Hillary sitting next to the Cardinal while she supports full term abortion .....
Posted by: Jen the original at October 20, 2016 10:04 PM (lgCWE)

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The jokes will end real fast when priests are jailed for performing "unauthorized marriages".

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 20, 2016 10:09 PM (BS8yt)

78 Thank God that last thread is over.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 20, 2016 10:10 PM (sdi6R)

79 Ok, so what time does phoenixgirls' girl go one the air?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:10 PM (89UPP)

80 We are witnessing a livelihood being done in by hoaxes and social media. It's kind of sad:

See this is what annoys me. It was kind of funny when Kramer claimed he was afraid of clowns, because: who's afraid of a clown? But now its hipster to pretend clowns scare you and its turned into a cultural thing. So all those people who just want to make people laugh and have fun... are losing work.

Because its cool to think clowns are scary.

Jerks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2016 10:10 PM (39g3+)

81 When I get my first tat I'm going straight for the neck tat cause fuck it, right?

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 10:10 PM (qUNWi)

82 @wikileaks

We have a suprise in store for @TimKaine and @DonnaBrazile.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2016 10:11 PM (v9gSJ)

83 in the camps I will be called 'camp Jake'

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:11 PM (YLpeX)

84 First they came for the clowns,
and I said nothing,
for I was not a clown,
and clowns are creepy and gross,
and if one gets blown up,
oh well

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 10:11 PM (iMxBJ)

85 Just a spider tat right on my throat.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 10:11 PM (qUNWi)

86 81 When I get my first tat I'm going straight for the neck tat cause fuck it, right?
Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 10:10 PM (qUNWi)


Do the eyeball thing.

Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at October 20, 2016 10:11 PM (TqXWc)

87 Re the tattoos of people's kids' drawings, I vote hideous. I suppose the sentiment is charming, but oy. With five kids I would look a right mess.

Much better to give the kids some markers and let them draw on you. Take a picture. Then take a shower.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2016 10:11 PM (uHcnA)

88 I was at a game and I this girl was walking up the stairs and she had this HUGE tattoo of BROCCOLI on her chest, the guy in front of me couldn't stop himself and asked her is that really broccoli? She was taken aback that he asked, but girl you got a big fucking tattoo of broccoli on your chest what do you expect.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 20, 2016 10:12 PM (dKiJG)

89 the last cake looks the best

Posted by: concrete girl at October 20, 2016 10:12 PM (+THr2)

90 Make sure ATC doesn't see that neck spider tat.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:12 PM (6FqZa)

91 Shall we consider that a warning and then warm up the hammer?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:09 PM (89UPP)

I had a gin Lemon Drop (don't judge me!) and then an excellent Old Fashioned.

The Cubs are winning, Boston is out, the Blue jays got embarrassed, so all is right in the world.

Interpret this as you wish, but you know me, so.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 10:12 PM (Zu3d9)

92 I was at a game and I this girl was walking up the stairs and she had this HUGE tattoo of BROCCOLI on her chest, the guy in front of me couldn't stop himself and asked her is that really broccoli? She was taken aback that he asked, but girl you got a big fucking tattoo of broccoli on your chest what do you expect.
**************

Welcome to my dating pool.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at October 20, 2016 10:12 PM (6RZuW)

93 Clowns don't bother me.
But mimes should be shot on sight.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 10:13 PM (qJhUV)

94 If you want a timeless tattoo, a teardrop under the eye will never go out of style.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 10:13 PM (iMxBJ)

95 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2016 10:10 PM (39g3+)

Clowns scare the hell outta me, and I mean the regular ol' joy-bringing clowns.

Freak me out and always have.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 20, 2016 10:13 PM (7ZXKG)

96 Woohoo. 500 rounds of 9mm hp (115gr) just arrived.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 10:13 PM (hVdx9)

97 I see no diablo cakes in this thread.

Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at October 20, 2016 10:13 PM (TqXWc)

98 the last cake looks the best
Posted by: concrete girl at October 20, 2016 10:12 PM (+THr2)
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I agree. Much as I love chocolate and chocolate cake in particular, that streusel cake looks divine.

I can live without the barf cake though.

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2016 10:13 PM (uHcnA)

99 I want that first cake. I want to faceplant right on it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:13 PM (6FqZa)

100 Anyway on to other stuff, that strudel crumb cake looks tasty

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 20, 2016 10:13 PM (BS8yt)

101 in in under 100

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 20, 2016 10:13 PM (cJrMO)

102 But just last night Hillary was proclaiming she didn't have a problem chopping up a baby one day before being born. AND SMILED ABOUT IT.
Posted by: Make America Great Again



TRUMP SAID POOP!!!

Posted by: Squirrel Diversion Squad at October 20, 2016 10:13 PM (20X6f)

103 ...well, close enough for govt work.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 20, 2016 10:13 PM (cJrMO)

104 And I am clearly pro-tat since I have 3 of them and planning on two more in the near future.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 09:48 PM (89UPP)


"right" on your left hand, "left" on your right hand, and "batter up!" on your dick?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 20, 2016 10:13 PM (FYrz1)

105 Interpret this as you wish, but you know me, so.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 10:12 PM (Zu3d9)



I'm judging you for the Lemon Drop, though they are good, but the rest of that is fine.

Call it if/when you want. I'll take care of the rest.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:14 PM (89UPP)

106 My dad was a very young sailor in Pearl Harbor near the end of WWII. He had an anchor type tattoo on his forearm, and we kids used to asked him about it, but he would just shake his head and mutter about being young and stupid. After he passed my mom told me that he couldn't tell us anything about it because he never remembered how he got it.....

Posted by: Lirio100 at October 20, 2016 10:14 PM (JK7Jw)

107 If you want a timeless tattoo, a teardrop under the eye will never go out of style.

Posted by: Splunge
****

Or a bullseye on the forehead.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 10:14 PM (hVdx9)

108 Clowns don't bother me.
But mimes should be shot on sight.


Put them in a small invisible box.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 20, 2016 10:14 PM (0F67M)

109 Those tattoos are kind of cute, I guess.

Beats some fucking tribal tattoo when you're not part of a tribe.

Posted by: Warden at October 20, 2016 10:14 PM (MZ8Zz)

110 QUIT TALKING ABOUT THE GAME

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 20, 2016 10:15 PM (7ZXKG)

111 Tattoos based on children's art. Ugghh no. Paper lasts a very long time. I kept some of my god-daughters stuff around for years.



One of my favorite shows is 'Ink Master' simply because those people have talent and a skill, which you don't see in reality tv. But I'm always amazed that people are willing to get something permanent put on their skin.



I've seen some pretty amazing tattoos there. But still, PERMANENT (or lasers...)



Of course, over the next several years, I expect to change countries, change names, language and so much more. Maybe it's just me who's not a good candidate for something permanent.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 10:15 PM (2L42J)

112 77 - the jokes will end real fast when priests are jailed for not performing same sex marriages.
...And when churches lose their tax exemption for not greeting every pronunciamento of the Slimehag with hosannas.
Mark my words, if the Slimehag is elected we will see the creation of a Patriotic American Church.

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 10:15 PM (11H2y)

113 A pair of tourists from China apologized to a hotel in Japan for stealing a spare toilet seat they found under the bed in their room.

++++

What the fuck kind of hotel stores spare toilet seats under the beds of the guests' rooms? And who the fuck would steal them? The reason given was that they thought the extra toilet seat had been left behind by a previous guest. Which makes no sense at all until you realize the alternative: the hotel was storing it there.

I just hope that if I ever get around to checking under the bed in a hotel room, I don't find a toilet seat there. No matter who might have put it there.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 20, 2016 10:15 PM (R+30W)

114 "right" on your left hand, "left" on your right hand, and "batter up!" on your dick?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 20, 2016 10:13 PM (FYrz1)



DAMMIT THE CURTAINS WERE CLOSED!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:15 PM (89UPP)

115 HOLD FAST

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 20, 2016 10:15 PM (0F67M)

116 I love how CBD casually drops that he drank a Lemon Drop then immediately switches to sports, like he accidentally touched a guy's junk but HEY PAL how bout them Packers?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:15 PM (EnKk6)

117 "right" on your left hand, "left" on your right hand, and "batter up!" on your dick?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile
****

On my penis it will say, "But wait, there's more!"

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 10:16 PM (hVdx9)

118 Only appropriate tats:

Military
Prison
"LOVE" on one hand, "HATE" on the other - what? Night of the Hunter is awesome.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:16 PM (kumBu)

119 I have no problems with Trump going hammer tongs on the FAB.

In the immortal words of Andrew Breitbart...

FUCK YOU, WAR!

Now is not the time for false pleasantries.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 20, 2016 10:08 PM (+lv+r)

And this is why I ended up being a supporter of Trump. Being a kid from out west, I never liked the brash East Coast bravado, the accent, the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous aura.

But, as much as I liked so many of the former GOP candidates (the real ones, not the establishment douches), only Trump could have so gleefully and successfully faced the ruthless onslaught from all sides.

He might not win, but he has the Beast lying awake at night, soaked in flop-sweat, muttering "what the fuck?" over and over again.

That is why I am voting for Trump.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 20, 2016 10:16 PM (hhV+y)

120 108 Clowns don't bother me.
But mimes should be shot on sight.
***************************

........
..................
...........................

:-(

Posted by: The Mimes at October 20, 2016 10:16 PM (6RZuW)

121 112 77 - the jokes will end real fast when priests are jailed for not performing same sex marriages.
...And when churches lose their tax exemption for not greeting every pronunciamento of the Slimehag with hosannas.
Mark my words, if the Slimehag is elected we will see the creation of a Patriotic American Church.
Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 10:15 PM (11H2y)

Cult of Reason FTW!

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 10:16 PM (7qAYi)

122 But mimes should be shot on sight.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 10:13 PM (qJhUV)

If you shoot a mime, but don't use a silencer, does he really die?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 10:16 PM (Zu3d9)

123 What the fuck kind of hotel stores spare toilet seats under the beds of the guests' rooms? And who the fuck would steal them? The reason given was that they thought the extra toilet seat had been left behind by a previous guest. Which makes no sense at all until you realize the alternative: the hotel was storing it there.

I just hope that if I ever get around to checking under the bed in a hotel room, I don't find a toilet seat there. No matter who might have put it there.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
****

Fiiiine. A dead hooker for you. Happy?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 10:17 PM (hVdx9)

124 113 What the fuck kind of hotel stores spare toilet seats under the beds of the guests' rooms?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 20, 2016 10:15 PM (R+30W)


You have to wonder: if they were using the under-bed space to store spare toilet seats, where were they keeping their dead hookers?

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 10:17 PM (iMxBJ)

125 I am sorry. I think I missed it in all the craziness. When does the Clown Season open? What is my limit on the Clowns??

Posted by: John at October 20, 2016 10:17 PM (AEyxL)

126 >!!!

Have a blessed day.

May every traffic light turn green as you approach.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 20, 2016 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

127 Do not like tattoos but that's my hang up.

The only tat I have ever seen and respected was Colin Ferguson's Join or Die tat that he got after he became a US citizen.

Now that is badass.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 20, 2016 10:17 PM (+lv+r)

128 Tammy, don't worry. The Cubs are a much better team - no way they lose this series.

*hides behind Indians 2016 AL Champs gear*

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:17 PM (kumBu)

129 Please be saying that

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 09:52 PM (89UPP)
they don't have a phone.....if you just stream....you don't have to even listen....it's a very silly show....really just two friends being silly playing odd music...but they can see real time how many computers are streaming

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 10:17 PM (0O7c5)

130 the last cake is coffeecake-ish which reminds me of dear old granny...best cook in the land.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 20, 2016 10:18 PM (+THr2)

131 And LauraW bringin' it - Thanks for the great ONT!

Posted by: ibguy at October 20, 2016 10:18 PM (vUcdz)

132 126 was to Laura W. Looks like I need to upgrade my HTML skills.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 20, 2016 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

133 My dad had a tattoo of the Aum symbol on his arm that he got in Burma. We thought it was very cool. So was the shrapnel on his key chain.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:18 PM (EnKk6)

134 118 "LOVE" on one hand, "HATE" on the other - what? Night of the Hunter is awesome.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:16 PM (kumBu)


Or, for a true baseball fan, "LOVE" on one hand and "BALLS" on the other.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 10:18 PM (iMxBJ)

135 What the fuck kind of hotel stores spare toilet seats under the beds of the guests' rooms?
************

I once stayed at a hotel where the toilet had two buttons. To this day I still don't know what that second button did.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 10:18 PM (6RZuW)

136 Who the fuck steals a possibly USED toilet seat?

I mean, they thought someone left it there, so they clearly thought it belonged to someone, and ya gotta figure if someone travels with their own toilet seat, it's because they don't want to use the one provided, so it fucking HAS to have been used.

Clowns and used toilet seats in the same thread. My God.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 20, 2016 10:18 PM (7ZXKG)

137 82 @wikileaks

We have a suprise in store for @TimKaine and @DonnaBrazile.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



Sex tape? You can thank me for THAT visual.

I'm banned, aren't I?

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2016 10:18 PM (20X6f)

138 68
Lou Dobb's panel is giving an awesome assessment of it. One of them basically said she found it always interesting that there can be so much acrimony in a campaign and then the candidates would come together for this dinner and have a good time, giving the sense that it's all political theater. She said this time however, you could see the hatred was viscerally real, and that Trump relished being a legitimate outsider. It speaks to the fact that these dinners revealed that the GOP and Democrats are literally one uniparty, while Trump himself was an outside and unwelcome presence to their precious elitist cocktail bullshit.
Posted by: #NeverHillary at October 20, 2016 10:07 PM (6RZuW)


I didn't see it. At the beginning of this political season, I was aware of Donald Trump, since he's been in the public eye for decades. I saw his TV shows a few times, but never watched them on a regular basis.

He and I have totally different personalities, and since I'm not a billionaire, needless to say we travel in different circles. But as this campaign goes on, I'm finding that I actually like him, for certain values of "like".

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 20, 2016 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

139 they don't have a phone.....if you just stream....you don't have to even listen....it's a very silly show....really just two friends being silly playing odd music...but they can see real time how many computers are streaming

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 10:17 PM (0O7c5)



But the calling....that would be epic!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:19 PM (89UPP)

140 special
broomstick
spider
stubborn
dreadfull

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:19 PM (YLpeX)

141 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:15 PM (EnKk6)

Reminds me of Adam Carolla's joke about Crocs.....

"Wearing crocs is like being blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize that you're gay"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 10:19 PM (Zu3d9)

142 Why Trump should be good natured in that setting in accordance to tradition is beyond me. Fuck that shit.

-
Slow Joe Biden is all upset that Trump has noticed the vote fraud and dirty tricks.

Vice President Joe Biden unloaded on Donald Trump today for the 'damage' he's doing to the political fabric of the nation and America's reputation abroad.

Incensed by Trump's proclamation that the election is 'rigged' and he might not accept the outcome, Biden said the Republican Oval Office aspirant is 'genuinely a threat to the democratic process.'

Also more dirty tricks. Hillz operatives sent women to Trump rallies to be offensive to men so that the men would yell at them and they could get pictures of Trump supporters abusing women.

From WZ.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 20, 2016 10:19 PM (Nwg0u)

143 Belly tat with an arrow pointing to the glory hole:

Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

Posted by: Tatooine at October 20, 2016 10:19 PM (PRf2R)

144 135 I once stayed at a hotel where the toilet had two buttons. To this day I still don't know what that second button did.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 10:18 PM (6RZuW)


I think it's "flush" and "weaker flush." When to use each is left as an exercise for the reader.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 10:19 PM (iMxBJ)

145 "Because its cool to think clowns are scary.

Jerks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2016 10:10 PM (39g3+) "

It's not a hipster thing. It's a Pennywise thing. 90% of people in my age cohort that are afraid of clowns are afraid of clowns because of Tim Curry.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:19 PM (kumBu)

146 Mimes should all be locked away in invisible boxes.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 10:20 PM (qUNWi)

147 Children with tattoos were once toddlers with guns. In other words, born murderers.

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2016 10:20 PM (k8DTS)

148 Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:17 PM (kumBu)

I am SO going to hurt you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 20, 2016 10:20 PM (7ZXKG)

149 It's not a hipster thing. It's a Pennywise thing. 90% of people in my age cohort that are afraid of clowns are afraid of clowns because of Tim Curry.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean
****

Are they afraid of tranny's too?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 10:20 PM (hVdx9)

150 I once stayed at a hotel where the toilet had two buttons. To this day I still don't know what that second button did.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 10:18 PM (6RZuW)

****

Green thing. Half flush, full flush. For all of your excratory needs.

Posted by: Tenco at October 20, 2016 10:21 PM (KcI5m)

151 Posted by: Monty James at October 20, 2016 09:46 PM (eq3ZK

What made me cringe was the applause that HRC received.

A Catholic, I see this as a gathering of hypocrites. Maybe not the time or place but anything Trump says, does or breathes will be criticized and everything HRC does applauded.

Posted by: gracepc at October 20, 2016 10:21 PM (OU4q6)

152 "who the fuck would steal [hotel toilet seats]"

The lids, I could understand. Sometimes a hobo needs some privacy

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:21 PM (6FqZa)

153 but they can see real time how many computers are streaming
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 10:17 PM (0O7c5)


Oh, that's good. OK, I'll stream it for a while.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 20, 2016 10:21 PM (rJUlF)

154 my wife has been seeing more and more Kids getting a medical alert tattoo, which makes sense you will never forget it.
The people who get tattoos all over there arms, well nurses and EMT are having a hard time finding veins to put an IV's and needles so there is that risk, that's life and death

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 20, 2016 10:21 PM (dKiJG)

155 "Wearing crocs is like being blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize that you're gay"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 10:19 PM (Zu3d9)

I laugh every time I read or hear that bit. I'll be on my death-bed and will still chuckle. My bride will ask me why I'm laughing. I'll say, lovingly, "you wouldn't get it."

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 20, 2016 10:22 PM (hhV+y)

156 97 I see no diablo cakes in this thread.
Posted by: TexasDan, Standard Deplorable Redneck at October 20, 2016 10:13 PM (TqXWc)

If Diablo 4 will be announced at this year's BlizzCon, like some rumors have suggested, will Cake Girl take another picture of a new cake?

Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2016 10:22 PM (cC/ZB)

157 So the Dems are paying $1500 per day to start a ruckus ?


any chance to get that gig on the conservative side?


15 hundo/day, an old fart like me could be usefull

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:22 PM (YLpeX)

158 Phoenixgirl, I am totally digging KAMP. Ooh, there's a girl DJ taking right now, is that your girl?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:22 PM (EnKk6)

159 Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 09:50 PM (0O7c5)


Ok, I'm streaming too...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 10:22 PM (2L42J)

160 That scumbag, Podesta, wants to do to the Catholic Church in America what Communist China did to the Catholic Church in China.http://www.cardinalkungfoundation.org/ar/ChineseCatholicPatrioticAsso.php

And when Podesta or his henchmen say "I'm a devout Catholic" why doesn't a reporter ask "What parish?"

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 10:22 PM (11H2y)

161 We have a suprise in store for @TimKaine and @DonnaBrazile.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles



Sex tape? You can thank me for THAT visual.



I'm banned, aren't I?
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2016 10:18 PM (20X6f)


Judges???

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 10:22 PM (qJhUV)

162 Still, sometimes ponder the barbwire around the upper arm. That is su-weet!

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 20, 2016 10:00 PM (hhV+y)

I don't believe you are allowed to appear as a male lead in a porn movie without it. So I am told.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2016 10:22 PM (CUYn5)

163 68 Posted by: #NeverHillary at October 20, 2016 10:07 PM (6RZuW)

^^This.

And, now I know what you mean about cringing during the last part of Trump's speech, and the booing. (I wrote my comment partway through his speech, before he really called her out.)

Of course people are going to cringe. He was stating some hard truths about Hillary in front of her face. That is rarely easy to witness, let alone do, for many people. And, the booing was a partial reaction to that - it made the liberal fcuks in the audience uncomfortable. And, for those that are not unthinking drones, it probably caused a significant bit of cognitive dissonance for those sucking Hillary's punched dick.



Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 20, 2016 10:23 PM (8iiMU)

164 I never had bone spurs in my feet until taking large amounts of Vitamin D. Ancedotal, but why the fuck can't the discs in my back get more robust instead?!

Posted by: derit at October 20, 2016 10:23 PM (n+/OT)

165 Clowns in a minefield. Ok. I laughed at that.
Idiots.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 20, 2016 10:23 PM (0tfLf)

166 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:21 PM (6FqZa)

LOL!

How is your eye, by the way?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 20, 2016 10:23 PM (7ZXKG)

167 I LOVE CLOWNS!!!

Posted by: choo-choo Joey at October 20, 2016 10:23 PM (wcSGs)

168 When you understand that the Donks and the GOP belong to GovCorp it will all makes sense.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 20, 2016 10:23 PM (+lv+r)

169 3.7

Posted by: The East German Judge at October 20, 2016 10:23 PM (0F67M)

170 >>And Hillary sitting next to the Cardinal while she supports full term abortion


And wasn't is Clinton insiders Jennifer Palmieri and John Podesta talking about creating a revolution within the Catholic church for having outdated views on gender????? Hello, Hillary was intentionally sowing chaos within the church, why would you want to be in the same with her?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2016 10:24 PM (NOIQH)

171 Wasn't The Joker a clown? He might have started it.

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2016 10:24 PM (HwVbl)

172 154 my wife has been seeing more and more Kids getting a medical alert tattoo, which makes sense you will never forget it.



My next is a medic alert tat.


The people who get tattoos all over there arms, well nurses and EMT are having a hard time finding veins to put an IV's and needles so there is that risk, that's life and death

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 20, 2016 10:21 PM (dKiJG)


That seems, unlikely. Nurses, emts, etc, use sight to locate a general area and then it's as much as it is sight.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:24 PM (89UPP)

173 Also more dirty tricks. Hillz operatives sent women to Trump rallies to be offensive to men so that the men would yell at them and they could get pictures of Trump supporters abusing women.


Another O'Keefe tape.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2016 10:24 PM (v9gSJ)

174 15 hundo/day, an old fart like me could be usefull

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:22 PM (YLpeX)

Shit....four drinks and I can start a fight in a bar. For $1,500 I'd start WWIII.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 10:24 PM (Zu3d9)

175 i'm not afraid of clowns or spiders but i hate moths.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 20, 2016 10:24 PM (+THr2)

176 What is my limit on the Clowns??

-
One clown car full.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 20, 2016 10:24 PM (Nwg0u)

177 I actually cooked food tonight. First time in a long time. I can't remember the last time I did.

(My sauces remember. Duck sauce expired in '07. The others I dare not ask.)

I stir-fried a bunch of vegetables (though I forgot the broccoli). Stir-fried a bunch of chicken.

After I was done with all that, i was too tired to eat it.

But that's okay. Tomorrow I'll make the sauce, and I am a master of sauces.

Hey, at least it was something positive, right?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2016 10:24 PM (AroJD)

178 This weeks episode of Ink Master had people getting head tattoos. Two days, 6 hours per side. Apparently painful as hell.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 10:24 PM (2L42J)

179 145 "Because its cool to think clowns are scary.

Jerks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 20, 2016 10:10 PM (39g3+) "

It's not a hipster thing. It's a Pennywise thing. 90% of people in my age cohort that are afraid of clowns are afraid of clowns because of Tim Curry.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:19 PM (kumBu)

There were scary clowns even before "It." There was that clown doll that came to life in "Poltergeist" for example.

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 10:24 PM (7qAYi)

180 If Diablo 4 will be announced at this year's BlizzCon, like some rumors have suggested, will Cake Girl take another picture of a new cake?

Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2016 10:22 PM (cC/ZB)



I can ask.....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:25 PM (89UPP)

181 I was at work and looking online for an airsoft gun for my Halloween costume. I had clicked on a pic of a transparent AS pistol only to have it blocked by our security. When I saw why, I almost peed myself.

Reason: Nudity

So if I wind up unemployed soon, you know why.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 10:25 PM (hVdx9)

182 "Are they afraid of tranny's too?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 10:20 PM (hVdx9) "

Yes. And butlers.

But seriously, It scared the shit out of a lot of kids. I don't find normal clowns scary.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:25 PM (kumBu)

183 Wow. Trump is just brutal to Hillz in his speech. I hate that he is getting booed. This is the first one of these dinners I have ever watched so maybe it's normal to be this political

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 10:26 PM (6IPEM)

184 Posted by: concrete girl at October 20, 2016 10:24 PM (+THr2)

Oh now that's interesting.... can you trace it back to anything, or is it just all that fluttery business?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 20, 2016 10:26 PM (7ZXKG)

185 I'm banned, aren't I?

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 20, 2016 10:18 PM (20X6f)


Judges???

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 10:22 PM (qJhUV)

Let me finish retching and I'll get back to you....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 10:26 PM (Zu3d9)

186 Hi Tammy! Long time no chat. The eye is the way it is, five years later.

Hope you are doing well.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:26 PM (6FqZa)

187 Hey, at least it was something positive, right?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2016 10:24 PM (AroJD)
--------------

Good for you! Today the chicken and veggies, tomorrow the sauce, the next day - the world!

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2016 10:26 PM (uHcnA)

188 178 This weeks episode of Ink Master had people getting head tattoos. Two days, 6 hours per side. Apparently painful as hell.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 10:24 PM (2L42J)


Not as painful as a lifetime of unemployment.

When I was last in Las Vegas I burst out laughing, because there was a guy wearing a T-shirt that said "Tatooed But Employed."

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 10:26 PM (iMxBJ)

189 181 I was at work and looking online for an airsoft gun for my Halloween costume. I had clicked on a pic of a transparent AS pistol only to have it blocked by our security. When I saw why, I almost peed myself.

Reason: Nudity

So if I wind up unemployed soon, you know why.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 10:25 PM (hVdx9)

A thread here was shut down by my work filter because "SEX." I got 5 kids to feed!

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 10:26 PM (7qAYi)

190 Posted by: Lirio100 at October 20, 2016 10:14 PM (JK7Jw)

similar story with my grandfather. Had the word "mom" in a heart on his arm.

Always told my mom (his daughter) that he loved and missed his mom. Told us grandkids to never get tattoos.

Was out drinking with him at the VFW (where else?) one night, and he told me the real story -- woke up with the tattoo on his arm in Hawaii (before the war). No idea how he got it, he had bet his buddies that he could drink of a pint glass full of whiskey and he doesn't remember anything after that.

I thought it was a hilarious story. Told my mom the story after my grandfather died. She wasn't amused.

I guess I see why he never told her.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 20, 2016 10:27 PM (cJrMO)

191 so what is the history of clowns?

who invented them?

are the a jester spinoff?

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:27 PM (YLpeX)

192 Trump's speech reminded me of the scene in Batman Begins when Bruce Wayne gives the speech calling out his fake rich sycophant friends. It could have been better, but I loved the spirit of it.

Posted by: SimonGruber at October 20, 2016 10:27 PM (60SwY)

193 t-bird, indeed. The Clown Prince Of Crime. The Joker was never not terrifying.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:27 PM (6FqZa)

194 My loathing of clowns predates Pennywise. I recall being a first-grader and on Halloween night, seeing two older girls dressed as clowns. I shrieked and ran to my room.

Dunno why. But I do know that the only scary party of that stupid movie Poltergeist was the fucking clown doll.

Fucking clowns.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 20, 2016 10:27 PM (hhV+y)

195 Trump killed it at the Al Smith DInner. I turned Slimehag off because there's no way I"m going to listen to her any more than I have to.

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 10:28 PM (11H2y)

196 plastic
blanket
hungry
stomach
strong

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:28 PM (YLpeX)

197 Well, since we didn't get the opportunity to ply Cochran with Fireball at the MoMee and convince him to strip for the bachelorettes, I have to ask -- what tats do you have, and what are you planning to add?

Are they My Little Ponies?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:28 PM (EnKk6)

198 He and I have totally different personalities, and since I'm not a billionaire, needless to say we travel in different circles. But as this campaign goes on, I'm finding that I actually like him, for certain values of "like".

***************************

Being a New Yorker I basically grew up with The Donald and was intimately familiar with all the sordid details of his marital life when he divorced Ivana, and then got his ass handed to him with the real estate losses before coming back. His brash and crude personality would barely stand out in Queens, even though it would appall the rest of the country, who would think it violent and disturbing, while in New York we'd call it talking.

BTW, my impression of him really changed in this election (for the better).

Side note: I have a best friend in Arkansas who thought I had incredibly vulgar and violent language... until he started going to NYC on business trips, now he understands me a whole lot better. I still think he's an asswipe though, bless his fucking heart.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 10:28 PM (6RZuW)

199 181 I was at work and looking online for an airsoft gun for my Halloween costume. I had clicked on a pic of a transparent AS pistol only to have it blocked by our security. When I saw why, I almost peed myself.

Reason: Nudity

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 10:25 PM (hVdx9)


The number one threat in this country is toddlers wielding nude guns.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 10:28 PM (iMxBJ)

200 thanks morons.......it starts in 1/2 an hour

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 10:28 PM (0O7c5)

201 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:26 PM (6FqZa)

Has it already been that long? Reckon I had best quit asking.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 20, 2016 10:28 PM (7ZXKG)

202 Cubbies 3-1, Russell 2 run HR

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 10:28 PM (qJhUV)

203 Insomniac, are you here?

Posted by: bluebell at October 20, 2016 10:28 PM (uHcnA)

204 "There were scary clowns even before "It." There was that clown doll that came to life in "Poltergeist" for example.

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 10:24 PM (7qAYi) "

True, but It is the zeitgeist of scary clowns. But yeah, that scene in Poltergeist is scary too. And there are a lot of other movies, some campier than others, centering around fear of clowns - Clownhouse, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, etc.

Also remember that for AtC flamethrowing purposes, Pennywise is an actual clown-spider.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:28 PM (kumBu)

205 My beautiful daughter has a tattoo of a Lufkin pumping unit on her wrist, to honor my dad. She gets asked about it a lot by oilfield people and once a little old man in ND who had worked for Lufkin Ind. figured out that he knew Dad.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at October 20, 2016 10:28 PM (O7Yhb)

206 Ooh! Two-run homer for the Cubs!

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 20, 2016 10:29 PM (sdi6R)

207 197 Well, since we didn't get the opportunity to ply Cochran with Fireball at the MoMee and convince him to strip for the bachelorettes, I have to ask -- what tats do you have, and what are you planning to add?

Are they My Little Ponies?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:28 PM (EnKk6)



Ha! No ponies. Hang on and I can get pics of what I have. And what my next will be.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:29 PM (89UPP)

208 Can I be banned please? My comments should be stricken from the record from time to time.

Posted by: derit at October 20, 2016 10:29 PM (n+/OT)

209 Hello, Hillary was intentionally sowing chaos within the church, why would you want to be in the same with her?


Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2016 10:24 PM (NOIQH)
--Money. The Church loves money. And it loves some open borders too.

Posted by: Revenant at October 20, 2016 10:30 PM (3DSAh)

210 Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 10:26 PM (6IPEM)
**************************

In a room full of elitists, globalists and rich liberals, there was no way in hell he was going to get cheered for shoving a broomstick up their collective asses.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 10:30 PM (6RZuW)

211 I never use my work computer to access political sites. Just the phone. I think the cow orkers know my politics, but I don't want it too obvious.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:30 PM (6FqZa)

212 then there's the zombie clown in Zombieland.

I was all "Get out of my fucking head, whoever wrote the screenplay for this fucking movie!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 20, 2016 10:30 PM (hhV+y)

213 Take one look at this son of a bitch & tell me clowns aren't scary.
http://tinyurl.com/o65kqs9

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 10:30 PM (7qAYi)

214 Cubs are lighting up Blanton again.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 10:30 PM (qJhUV)

215 I was cordially informed at 4:00 today that my company is shutting down....as of 4:00 today. Not really surprising for most of us, but hoped for a little more notice than seconds.

Posted by: Tenco at October 20, 2016 10:30 PM (KcI5m)

216 flipper
slippery
striped

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:30 PM (YLpeX)

217 181 I was at work and looking online for an airsoft gun for my Halloween costume. I had clicked on a pic of a transparent AS pistol only to have it blocked by our security. When I saw why, I almost peed myself.

Reason: Nudity

So if I wind up unemployed soon, you know why.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 10:25 PM (hVdx9)

A thread here was shut down by my work filter because "SEX." I got 5 kids to feed!

Posted by: josephistan
****

I hope someone actually checks that stuff before taking action.
I guess the plastic, transparent, toy gun was "nude" technically.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 10:30 PM (hVdx9)

218 I was cheering!

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 10:31 PM (11H2y)

219
I don't particularly care for tats, but for goodness sake, if you're going to get them, spend the money to get them done by someone with real skill. And avoid the fucking cliches. For example, Maori tribals on white Americans are a stupid affectation. Barbed wire armbands. Or copying the text tats on Angelina Jolie's ribcage.

On the other hand, a truly original design executed by a tattooist with real talent can be sublime. But that's expensive and time consuming, and all too often, people just don't have the patience to do it RIGHT.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 20, 2016 10:31 PM (LuZz8)

220 PG Jr. in the moshpit, heh.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:31 PM (6FqZa)

221 Are they My Little Ponies?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:28 PM (EnKk6)


He lost a bet with AtC. He's gotta get Chief Wahoo tattoed on his buttcheek.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 20, 2016 10:31 PM (FYrz1)

222 183
Wow. Trump is just brutal to Hillz in his speech. I hate that he is
getting booed. This is the first one of these dinners I have ever
watched so maybe it's normal to be this political

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 10:26 PM (6IPEM)

I'm used to hearing the type of jokes that Trump told at the very beginning - the sort of semi-good-natured poking. It got really brutally honest and hard in the last half, which was new to me.

Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 20, 2016 10:31 PM (8iiMU)

223 >>>Oh now that's interesting.... can you trace it back to anything, or is it just all that fluttery business?

yep
grew up with the big meaty ones that always fly into your head. until you kill them.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 20, 2016 10:31 PM (+THr2)

224 The culture that requires Trump to be brutal at the AL Smith dinner is the culture the Dons created.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at October 20, 2016 10:31 PM (BS8yt)

225 A small tattoo or two in an unobtrusive area is OK, but anything else is just... no.

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 10:07 PM (7qAYi)

Agreed. I see a sleeve of tats, and think, "geeze, somebody was doing AI on a cow with a nasty yeast and mold infection up there."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2016 10:32 PM (CUYn5)

226 Clownhouse was directed by a nasty pedo unfortunately.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:32 PM (6FqZa)

227 I can ask.....
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:25 PM (89UPP)

Oh that's right, you reached out and terrified that poor woman with the knowledge that AoS featured her picture in a post.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2016 10:32 PM (cC/ZB)

228 "...a little old man in ND who had worked for Lufkin Ind. figured out that he knew Dad."

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at October 20, 2016 10:28 PM (O7Yhb)

That is fvcking awesome!

[And I hate tattoos...]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 10:32 PM (Zu3d9)

229 I think it's "flush" and "weaker flush." When to use each is left as an exercise for the reader.

*********************

See this is how you know you're in a liberal city. Weak flushes...

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 10:32 PM (6RZuW)

230 "Wasn't The Joker a clown? He might have started it.

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2016 10:24 PM (HwVbl) "

Are you supposed to be scared of The Joker, though? I mean, in real life he'd be scary because he's a ruthless murderer - he's a great villain because of his insanity and because he's such a perfect opposing force to Batman. But I was never really afraid of him in any of his incarnations.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:33 PM (kumBu)

231 211 I never use my work computer to access political sites. Just the phone. I think the cow orkers know my politics, but I don't want it too obvious.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:30 PM (6FqZa)
---
I sometimes read AoSHQ at work and when it inevitably devolves to Thai ladybois, guns and hobo hunting I wonder, will this be the day I'm shown the door?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:33 PM (EnKk6)

232 Just the phone. I think the cow orkers know my politics

Are they like cob loggers?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2016 10:33 PM (v9gSJ)

233 If you don't think clowns could possibly be scary, give this a watch. Skip the live play part at the beginning, go right to 0:47, and watch the animated part. It's about 4 minutes. In case you've seen it before, it's the "Bingo the Clowno" video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woq1XYvqECU

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 10:33 PM (iMxBJ)

234 Ooh, shoegaze on KAMP now

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:34 PM (6FqZa)

235 And, the Cubs are up 3-1.

Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 20, 2016 10:34 PM (8iiMU)

236 BTW the best chocolate cake I ever had was made with....mayonnaise.

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 10:34 PM (11H2y)

237 211 I never use my work computer to access political sites. Just the phone. I think the cow orkers know my politics, but I don't want it too obvious.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:30 PM (6FqZa)
---
I sometimes read AoSHQ at work and when it inevitably devolves to Thai ladybois, guns and hobo hunting I wonder, will this be the day I'm shown the door?

Posted by: All Hail Eris
****

Ditto. Hope they at least get a laugh out of reading the site.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 10:34 PM (hVdx9)

238 seems, unlikely. Nurses, emts, etc, use sight to locate a general area and then it's as much as it is sight.
Posted by: BC
I am going by her word since she is a nurse and if she has trouble finding a vein I believe her.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 20, 2016 10:34 PM (dKiJG)

239 We have a suprise in store for @TimKaine and @DonnaBrazile.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2016 10:11 PM (v9gSJ)

Their love child is working as a Zamboni in Maple Leaf Gardens? Not as the operator, as the zamboni.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2016 10:34 PM (CUYn5)

240 I'm used to hearing the type of jokes that Trump told at the very beginning - the sort of semi-good-natured poking. It got really brutally honest and hard in the last half, which was new to me.
****************

I really think he exploited the dinner to bypass the media blackout and get his message of how awful Hillary truly is out. His brutal takedown of Hillary is going to be remembered a lot more than anything we heard from the third debate.

That's my take at least, and I think it was a very smart move.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 10:34 PM (6RZuW)

241 Evenin' everyone.

Miss Laura, your hump is quite fetching this evening.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2016 10:35 PM (IcT7t)

242 I'm used to hearing the type of jokes that Trump told at the very beginning - the sort of semi-good-natured poking. It got really brutally honest and hard in the last half, which was new to me.
Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 20, 2016 10:31 PM
*****
I agree with your assessment. I thought most of it was good natured and funny but he fell flat at the end when he went after her. It seemed mean even if it was all true

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 10:35 PM (6IPEM)

243 "yep
grew up with the big meaty ones that always fly into your head. until you kill them.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 20, 2016 10:31 PM (+THr2) "

I think moths look beautiful from the wing side, but when they perch on the window and you see their underside, they look disgusting.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:35 PM (kumBu)

244 Worst tattoo seen at the pool on an otherwise yuppie looking mommy: two large angel's (?) wings on upper, inner thighs extending out from her, uh, kitty. Hard not to stare in confusion - why?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2016 10:35 PM (NOIQH)

245 broseidon: some of the comics, like Killing Joke. And some of the Nicholson scenes. Pretty much all the Ledger scenes.

Yeah, the Joker is scary. At least to me he is.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:35 PM (6FqZa)

246 O'Keefe is bragging that Donna Brazile may be fired next week. Tweet sounded like he had an idea what was coming down the pipe, but who knows.

Posted by: Revenant at October 20, 2016 10:35 PM (3DSAh)

247 Eris......

For the wife: http://tinyurl.com/jbaf6q4

For eldest midget: http://tinyurl.com/zhw2paj

For younger midget: http://tinyurl.com/jgvqgmp

My next for me: http://tinypic.com/r/20k67nt/9

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:35 PM (89UPP)

248 236 vivi

My mom used to make hers with sour cream.

Sublime.

Posted by: ibguy at October 20, 2016 10:35 PM (vUcdz)

249 pretzel
creepy
below
city


Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:35 PM (YLpeX)

250 I sometimes read AoSHQ at work and when it inevitably devolves to Thai ladybois, guns and hobo hunting I wonder, will this be the day I'm shown the door?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:33 PM (EnKk6)

I have the HQ up pretty much all day at my office. I work in the best place ever. (No snooty restrictions regarding the internet--just get your work done). We have a keg over by Danny's office. Right now it's 90 Schilling.

Again. Best office ever.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 20, 2016 10:36 PM (hhV+y)

251 @wikileaks

There is no US election. There is power consolidation. Rigged primary, rigged media and rigged 'pied piper' candidate drive consolidaiton.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2016 10:36 PM (v9gSJ)

252 He lost a bet with AtC. He's gotta get Chief Wahoo tattoed on his buttcheek.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 20, 2016 10:31 PM (FYrz1)
------
That'd wipe that hit-eating grin off.

*single tear runs down Wahoo's face*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:36 PM (EnKk6)

253 Tenco, I'm sorry to learn that your company is shutting down. It awful that they gave no notice. Good luck.

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 10:36 PM (11H2y)

254 Posted by: concrete girl at October 20, 2016 10:31 PM (+THr2

Yea, that dive-bombing nonsense is not pleasant.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 20, 2016 10:36 PM (7ZXKG)

255 Wow. Trump is just brutal to Hillz in his speech.

Did he ask her if she ever got her other shoe from her face plant on 9/11?

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 10:36 PM (qJhUV)

256 Interpret this as you wish, but you know me, so.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 10:12 PM (Zu3d9)


Are you the one what killed poor Cthulhu?

Posted by: gNewt....in the basket... wants a new party at October 20, 2016 10:36 PM (FCAbp)

257 "They aren't clowns. They are clown impersonators," said Wendy Pincus, who has performed in New York City for the last 20 years. "We're here to make people happy. We don't threaten people. We bring joy."


Do you know what bullsh*t like that reminds me of?


ISIS isn't "really" Islamic. Al Qaeda and the Taliban aren't "true" Muslims.

F*ck that. The essence of being a clown is dressing up in creepy alienating makeup and presenting yourself to the world as a vile disgusting clown thing, instead of a human being that one can relate to as a fellow human.

And that goes for you too, Wendy Pincus. You dress up like a creep, you act like a mute, unnatural, inhuman creep. You do it in urban venues instead of in the woods in Virginia, but that's about the only difference. F*ck your dishonest bullsh*t distinctions.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2016 10:37 PM (dtWKK)

258 I'm listening to KAMP. Always glad to listen to new music.

Posted by: Marybel at October 20, 2016 10:37 PM (z0tJO)

259 i am boycotting the nfl tonite. have the pack on. that is not an nfl team. as a packer fan, i must say they really suck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 20, 2016 10:37 PM (KP5rU)

260 Silly me. I forgot the auto-banning-in-old-threads ripcord. Tootles!

Posted by: derit at October 20, 2016 10:37 PM (n+/OT)

261 OKeefe should not be bragging. They will not fire her just to spite him.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 20, 2016 10:37 PM (7ZXKG)

262 Tenco, I'm sorry to learn that your company is shutting down. It awful that they gave no notice. Good luck.
Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 10:36 PM (11H2y)

****

Thank you. Going to enjoy myself for a month, then get back to biz.

Posted by: Tenco at October 20, 2016 10:38 PM (KcI5m)

263 sorry Tenco

Posted by: concrete girl at October 20, 2016 10:38 PM (+THr2)

264 KAMP is kinda cool. so far.

Posted by: Cnation at October 20, 2016 10:38 PM (SQ6Nb)

265 For the person who asked above: I do believe clowns derive from jesters, and also from the Italian commedia dell'arte, and I think the white face paint is supposed to at least partially be reminiscent of the pallor of death. But I could be completely full of shit.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:38 PM (kumBu)

266 That's my take at least, and I think it was a very smart move.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 10:34 PM (6RZuW)

I actually have more respect for Teh Donald now, because he is telling it like it is, and not pussyfooting around.And, I love Trish Regan too....

Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 20, 2016 10:39 PM (8iiMU)

267 Tattoos are fine on guys who work in certain areas. Tattoos on girlymen are just pathetic. And I am very much against any and all tattoos on women. I think they are skanky. Always.

Just my tastes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 10:39 PM (zc3Db)

268 a tramp stamp from the early 1990's sure is something to see.

on an otherwise yuppie looking mommy

my neighbor has one of those, she is way cool but that old school tramp stamp.....


she is one of the hottest moms at the pool tho

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:39 PM (YLpeX)

269 248 - Ibguy, you're inspiring me to fire up the oven few weeks early and look for a sour cream chocolate cake recipe...

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 10:39 PM (11H2y)

270 Why must everyone hate on clowns?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 10:39 PM (6RZuW)

271 Maybe O'Keefe's aim is to force them to keep Brazile after she's been made radioactive. . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:39 PM (6FqZa)

272 Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 10:34 PM (6RZuW)

Interesting take.

If Trump is willing to burn these bridges with his former left-wing friends, then maybe he's truly All In? Fascinating.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2016 10:40 PM (cC/ZB)

273 230 "Wasn't The Joker a clown? He might have started it.

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2016 10:24 PM (HwVbl) "

Are you supposed to be scared of The Joker, though? I mean, in real life he'd be scary because he's a ruthless murderer - he's a great villain because of his insanity and because he's such a perfect opposing force to Batman. But I was never really afraid of him in any of his incarnations.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:33 PM (kumBu)

Heath Leadger's Joker was the first one that made me think this guy is a cold blooded killer.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 20, 2016 10:40 PM (dKiJG)

274 "Yeah, the Joker is scary. At least to me he is.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:35 PM (6FqZa) "

I guess I mean scary in a more primitive, fear-response sense. The Joker does fucked up things with no remorse - crippling Barbara Gordon, killing Jason Todd, etc.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:41 PM (kumBu)

275 271
Maybe O'Keefe's aim is to force them to keep Brazile after she's been made radioactive. . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 10:39 PM (6FqZa)

Ha! OKeefe playing 10-dimensional chess?

Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 20, 2016 10:41 PM (8iiMU)

276 That chocolate cake looks divine...horrible to look at when one is on a diet...sob.

Posted by: IC at October 20, 2016 10:41 PM (gcme+)

277 Trump is just brutal to Hillz in his speech.

Some people just aren't good liars.

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2016 10:41 PM (TqmC9)

278 I wanted a tattoo of a dagger buried in the forehead of a dead communist. Never could decide which one - Stalin, Lenin, or Roosevelt.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at October 20, 2016 10:41 PM (c1VpD)

279 Posted by: derit at October 20, 2016 10:37 PM (n+/OT)

Did you comment on an old thread?

If you are banned, shoot me an e-mail at nynjmeet at optimum dot net

I'll see if I can get you unbanned.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 20, 2016 10:42 PM (Zu3d9)

280 278 I wanted a tattoo of a dagger buried in the forehead of a dead communist. Never could decide which one - Stalin, Lenin, or Roosevelt.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at October 20, 2016 10:41 PM (c1VpD)
---
Duh -- Trotsky!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:42 PM (EnKk6)

281 >>They aren't clowns. They are clown impersonators,"

Better than mime impersonators, amirite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfCmsH82xV0


Also, those kid's drawing tats are hideous. I used to draw a peach-colored dragon when I was a kid (whole series of books about him). I was feel SO BAD if my mom or dad got that permanently inked on their bodies!


Posted by: Lizzy at October 20, 2016 10:42 PM (NOIQH)

282 man did Trump's al smith speech suck.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2016 10:42 PM (cPsPa)

283 269 Vivi - let me know...I have a sour cream cake recipe somewhere.

Posted by: Marybel at October 20, 2016 10:42 PM (z0tJO)

284 Killer Klow-ow-ow-OONs

from out-ta spaaace

http://tinyurl.com/of46aht

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2016 10:43 PM (AroJD)

285 Cochran, I like the Celtic Cross. Last picture link no workee.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:43 PM (EnKk6)

286 Here is the O'Keefe tweet i was talking about: http://tinyurl.com/jd7drnl

He claims to have audio of Creamer at the White House . . .

Posted by: Revenant at October 20, 2016 10:44 PM (3DSAh)

287 I wanted a tattoo of a dagger buried in the forehead of a dead communist. Never could decide which one - Stalin, Lenin, or Roosevelt.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at October 20, 2016 10:41 PM (c1VpD)
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Duh -- Trotsky!

-
Ice axe in the ice hole.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 20, 2016 10:44 PM (Nwg0u)

288 Damnitall. The Snickers I got earlier today for Halloween are calling out to me.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 20, 2016 10:44 PM (JO9+V)

289 If Trump is willing to burn these bridges with his former left-wing friends, then maybe he's truly All In? Fascinating.
***************************

No doubt he's lost a shitload of "friends" during this fiasco of an election, but I'm sure he gained many as well. If that means he now rubs shoulders with people like Pence/Giuliani/Perry/etc instead of turds like Chucky Shooma, that's fine by me.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 10:44 PM (6RZuW)

290 Why must everyone hate on clowns?

All snark aside, from my own perspective, it's because clown makeup is powerfully effective in hiding the identity of the wearer.

When I was a kid, my negative reactions were visceral. As an aging man, these negative reactions have changed little, if at all, but I can at least be able to explain why.

To sum up: clowns are creepy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 20, 2016 10:44 PM (hhV+y)

291 he is too cheap to hire someone to write a decent speech?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2016 10:45 PM (cPsPa)

292 285 Cochran, I like the Celtic Cross. Last picture link no work.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:43 PM (EnKk6)



Hang on....

Try this one.

http://tinyurl.com/j9mkwg5

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:45 PM (89UPP)

293 Why must everyone hate on clowns?

What the hell is with this "hate on" stuff? You don't "hate on". You "hate". It's ghetto talk that is really annoying.

But don't let me stop anyone ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 10:45 PM (zc3Db)

294 I only ever think of the original TV Joker. He'd be frightening in real life, but I don't think I was scared of him on TV- it was just TV (I'm ignoring the Night Stalker for a second here)

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2016 10:45 PM (hBig8)

295 They told me if I voted for Trump

...there would be Brown shirt Goon Squads run out of the Oval Office, massive fraud at Party Headquarters, fire bombings of the opposition, bribery run amok, the subversion of law enforcement, and the end of an independent press. And Putin would get his every wish.

And they were right.

Posted by: Thoughtless Police at October 20, 2016 10:45 PM (Ndje9)

296 All snark aside, from my own perspective, it's because clown makeup is powerfully effective in hiding the identity of the wearer.


Pretty much.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 10:46 PM (qUNWi)

297 Hillary Clinton is evil, full stop.

Anyone who thinks Donald was mean to the FAB should filter it all through the prism of the evil she has already done and the evil she intends to do.

Hillary Clinton is an extinction level event.

If she becomes the President the republic dies.

She will get a minimum of 3 SCOTUS appointments and potentially 4-5 and then it's game over man.




Posted by: Kreplach at October 20, 2016 10:46 PM (+lv+r)

298 Probably why Santa's scare some kids.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 10:46 PM (qUNWi)

299 If Trump is willing to burn these bridges with his former left-wing friends, then maybe he's truly All In? Fascinating.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2



meh, more likely a bad speech.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2016 10:46 PM (cPsPa)

300 The two Kelt tattoos are kind of cool, I admit. I guess they work when you have a reason for them.

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2016 10:46 PM (hBig8)

301 "Heath Leadger's Joker was the first one that made me think this guy is a cold blooded killer.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 20, 2016 10:40 PM (dKiJG) "

Yeah, in a cerebral sense, he's scary. His speech to Dent about people with plans - you realize he is just targeted insanity and evil. "Because it's all part of the plan.....You know the thing about chaos? It's fair." And the coin flip to see if he'll let Dent kill him. Great scene.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:46 PM (kumBu)

302 boulder

lol....she's my mini opposite......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 10:46 PM (0O7c5)

303 283 -thanks Marybel - I found a couple on line. I will wait till it gets a bit chillier before I fire up the stove, though...

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 10:47 PM (11H2y)

304 When I was a kid, my negative reactions were visceral. As an aging man, these negative reactions have changed little, if at all, but I can at least be able to explain why.
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Weird, but then my phobias as a kid were weird so i can't judge. I was afraid of balloons popping and my gold fish, which I feared would jump out of its bowl one night and slowly gnaw my face off while I slept.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 10:47 PM (6RZuW)

305 290 Why must everyone hate on clowns?
All snark aside, from my own perspective, it's because clown makeup is powerfully effective in hiding the identity of the wearer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at October 20, 2016 10:44 PM (hhV+y)


Identity is part of it, but another part is hiding the emotional signals we make with our faces. If I see someone with sunglasses, there's a part of my brain that says "douchebag." That's not fair, but I think it's a rebellion against someone hiding a fundamental way that humans stay in touch with the people around them, even strangers.

Clowns take it further, and paint a garishly fake emotional signal around their mouths.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 10:47 PM (iMxBJ)

306 You have a man garishly made up in makeup that almost completely obscures his identity, who is now behaving in creepy/threatening behavior.

(I don't find clowns typically bothersome, but the bullshit as of late is gonna get some fool rightfully shot)

Yeah, I can see how that freaks people out.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:47 PM (89UPP)

307 Apparently the iron content of some tatoo ink causes difficulty with some modern scanning tech...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at October 20, 2016 10:48 PM (vyqqu)

308 What the hell is with this "hate on" stuff? You don't "hate on". You "hate". It's ghetto talk that is really annoying.
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"Hating off" just doesn't have the same zing...

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 10:48 PM (6RZuW)

309 I don't like ass clowns


those guys are a-holes

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:48 PM (YLpeX)

310 The Joker tries to overcome his personal despair by sadistically inflicting misery and death upon other people and laughing at them. My guess is that he's a Democrat.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2016 10:48 PM (dtWKK)

311 303 Vivi - enjoy! It's my favorite cake!

Posted by: Marybel at October 20, 2016 10:48 PM (z0tJO)

312 Not a fan of tattoos, don't think I'd want to wear my kids' drawings on my body anywhere, but these are all much better than tramp stamps. So there's that.

Posted by: MathMom at October 20, 2016 10:48 PM (AHxMr)

313 which of you morons is going to line up for a bj from madonna? all you have to do is vote for hillary

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 10:48 PM (0O7c5)

314 so TR was here to get first and then poof?

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:49 PM (YLpeX)

315 he is too cheap to hire someone to write a decent speech?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2016 10:45 PM (cPsPa)

******
No, he just responds to input as he gets it. Hard to script a response when you don't know what is coming your way.

Posted by: Tenco at October 20, 2016 10:49 PM (KcI5m)

316 Who looks under a hotel bed!
Who! Are you people crazy? Do that and you will never stay in another hotel! You just heard about this and may never stay in one again!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 20, 2016 10:49 PM (FtrY1)

317 307 Apparently the iron content of some tatoo ink causes difficulty with some modern scanning tech...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at October 20, 2016 10:48 PM (vyqqu)



Top only a problem with prison tats, from my understanding.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:49 PM (89UPP)

318 Tattoo's have become so ubiqutous they are now boring.

When I am at meetings it's always amusing to see the guy across from me with a suit with an arm sleave peeking out from his cuff.

Hysterical.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 20, 2016 10:49 PM (+lv+r)

319 which of you morons is going to line up for a bj from madonna?

..............

said another way, who wants to number 842,258?

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:50 PM (YLpeX)

320 "Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 10:48 PM (0O7c5) "

Voting for Trump and asking for a sad, over the pants handy-j. But only if I get to close my eyes through the whole deed.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:50 PM (kumBu)

321 which of you morons is going to line up for a bj from madonna? all you have to do is vote for hillary
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I'd rather stick my junk in a blender.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 10:50 PM (6RZuW)

322 313 which of you morons is going to line up for a bj from madonna? all you have to do is vote for hillary
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 10:48 PM (0O7c5)


Ooh, no thanks. She looks like a biter.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 10:50 PM (iMxBJ)

323 313
which of you morons is going to line up for a bj from madonna? all you have to do is vote for hillary


Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 10:48 PM (0O7c5)























I just couldn't do it.....not even if I were lining up to get one from Trish Regan...

Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 20, 2016 10:50 PM (8iiMU)

324 which of you morons is going to line up for a bj from madonna? all you have to do is vote for hillary

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 10:48 PM (0O7c5)

I want to know how she plans to keep her customers honest.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2016 10:51 PM (CUYn5)

325 http://tinyurl.com/j9mkwg5
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:45 PM (89UPP)
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You should add "Gimme some sugar, baby!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:51 PM (EnKk6)

326 Actually the evil clown thing reminds me of Juggalos and Insane Clown Posse.

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 10:51 PM (11H2y)

327 not having a tattoo today is alternative

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:51 PM (YLpeX)

328 which of you morons is going to line up for a bj from madonna? all you have to do is vote for hillary
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 10:48 PM (0O7c5)




well, now, if I were in a blue state I would consider it simply because I could make a whole media thing out of it. I could follow her from city to city making a movie on trying to collect on my blowjob. then film the blowjob.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2016 10:51 PM (cPsPa)

329 said another way, who wants to number 842,258?

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:50 PM (YLpeX)
she'll be the grand marshal of the slut shaming parade......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 10:51 PM (0O7c5)

330 319 which of you morons is going to line up for a bj from madonna?

..............

said another way, who wants to number 842,258?
Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:50 PM (YLpeX)

Yeesh, that might be considered bribery.

However, is it still bribery if the value of said "bribe" is less than 1 cent? ;D

Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2016 10:51 PM (cC/ZB)

331 You should add "Gimme some sugar, baby!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:51 PM (EnKk6)




Hahahaha

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:51 PM (89UPP)

332 oooops!

Dang cut and paste!

Cubs up 3-1, top of the 7th 1 out.

Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 20, 2016 10:52 PM (8iiMU)

333 "Hating off" just doesn't have the same zing...

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 10:48 PM (6RZuW)


Heh.

It's just a major pet peeve of mine. It really grates on me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 10:52 PM (zc3Db)

334 I just couldn't do it.....not even if I were lining up to get one from Trish Regan...

Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 20, 2016 10:50 PM (8iiMU)




meh, she is cute when you first look at her but over time you notice she is not really that cute close up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2016 10:52 PM (cPsPa)

335
'Splodey clown made my heart soar like a hawk.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 20, 2016 10:52 PM (BK3ZS)

336 I remember Lauraw when she was just a commenter--before she got all internet famous and shit.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 20, 2016 10:52 PM (97XyN)

337 Heath Ledger's Joker was fine, but he was scary, and never funny.

Mark Hamill's Joker was both scary AND funny.

Mark Hamill wins the Joker award for best Joker.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2016 10:53 PM (AroJD)

338 The other stupid thing about tattoos now is just the complete arbitrary placement on peoples bodies.

There used to be official designated spots now I see tattoos all over peoples bodies in just random ass places.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 20, 2016 10:53 PM (+lv+r)

339 oooh. found a three ingredient Japanese cheesecake. White Chocolate, eggs, creamcheese. yum.

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 10:53 PM (11H2y)

340 333 It's just a major pet peeve of mine. It really grates on me.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 10:52 PM (zc3Db)


These things are very personal, aren't they? I can live with "hating on," if I must.

"Woke," on the other hand...

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 10:53 PM (iMxBJ)

341 "Actually the evil clown thing reminds me of Juggalos and Insane Clown Posse.

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 10:51 PM (11H2y) "

If Juggalos are the collateral damage of the "Clown Season," then maybe there is a higher being that loves us.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:53 PM (kumBu)

342 Eris!

You still around????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:54 PM (89UPP)

343 in just random ass places.


Posted by: Kreplach at October 20, 2016 10:53 PM (+lv+r)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 20, 2016 10:54 PM (8iiMU)

344 y'all just participated in my kids spelling test

pretzel is kinda cool word

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:55 PM (YLpeX)

345 oooh. found a three ingredient Japanese cheesecake. White Chocolate, eggs, creamcheese. yum.
Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 10:53 PM (11H2y)




well, it is not realy japanese cheesecake unless you add the eggs while they are in the chicken and the chicken is alive.




real japanese cheesecake has sea urchins.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2016 10:55 PM (cPsPa)

346
Ooh, no thanks. She looks like a biter.


Maybe Gran-gran takes her teeth out.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 20, 2016 10:55 PM (v9gSJ)

347 313 which of you morons is going to line up for a bj from madonna? all you have to do is vote for hillary
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 10:48 PM (0O7c5)

Is she requiring proof or is it on the honor system?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Weird Nick at October 20, 2016 10:55 PM (nb8Yl)

348 In about 15 years, when tatted kids reach their mid-thirties, having tats will be the uncoolest thing on Earth. Tat removal will be yuge. Yuuuuuge.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at October 20, 2016 10:55 PM (97XyN)

349 It's just a major pet peeve of mine. It really grates on me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 10:52 PM (zc3Db)

I wonder if it comes from "I have a hate going on for..."?

Have to say, I regard it as slang, kind of like "ain't". Use it casual conversation, but not in a formal setting, or in formal written work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2016 10:55 PM (CUYn5)

350 I just couldn't do it.....not even if I were lining up to get one from Trish Regan...
*********************

Let's not go nuts here.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 10:55 PM (6RZuW)

351 Oh that's right, you reached out and terrified that poor woman with the knowledge that AoS featured her picture in a post.
Posted by: Thrawn


That was epic. Her response was epic as well, something along the lines of..."I'm literally open-mouthed reading the comments..." or somesuch.

Posted by: Oedipus...Fuck you...war! at October 20, 2016 10:55 PM (CXLVd)

352 342 Eris!

You still around????
Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:54 PM (89UPP)
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Uhm, ...yes?

What are you gonna show me now?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:56 PM (EnKk6)

353 It's just a major pet peeve of mine. It really grates on me.

-
One of mine is "what can I do you for?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 20, 2016 10:56 PM (Nwg0u)

354 337 Heath Ledger's Joker was fine, but he was scary, and never funny.
Mark Hamill's Joker was both scary AND funny.
Mark Hamill wins the Joker award for best Joker.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 20, 2016 10:53 PM (AroJD)


Animated, right?

My favorite part of Heath Ledger's Joker was how he provided multiple, different backstories to how he got that way. It was a genius thumb in the eye to the modern therapy culture, saying, in effect, "my life is my business, and if I'm going to tell you a story about it, to "explain" myself, it will be just a lie, for my own amusement."

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 10:56 PM (iMxBJ)

355 wait, what is LauraW doing now?

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:56 PM (YLpeX)

356 "That was epic. Her response was epic as well, something along the lines of..."I'm literally open-mouthed reading the comments..." or somesuch.

Posted by: Oedipus...Fuck you...war! at October 20, 2016 10:55 PM (CXLVd) "

I think most of us pictured her with an open mouth, yeah.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:56 PM (kumBu)

357 real japanese cheesecake has sea urchins.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2016 10:55 PM (cPsPa)

Toothpicks provided, no extra charge. Just like the porcupine fondue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2016 10:56 PM (CUYn5)

358 I thought about getting a tattoo, but then I spent some time living near Miami Beach...saw a lot of tats on lots of different people. Tattoos don't age well at all. What starts out as a rose at 20 looks like a big raisin at 70.

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 10:57 PM (11H2y)

359 What are you gonna show me now?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:56 PM (EnKk6)



*raises eyebrow*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:57 PM (89UPP)

360 313 which of you morons is going to line up for a bj from madonna? all you have to do is vote for hillary
Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 10:48 PM (0O7c5)
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Will she give out stickers, like the "I voted!" ones?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 10:57 PM (EnKk6)

361 For instance the other day I saw a guy with a tattoo of an anvil just above and slightly to the left of his right elbow.

I'm like WTF??

Posted by: Kreplach at October 20, 2016 10:57 PM (+lv+r)

362 not going to google Trish Regan

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 10:57 PM (YLpeX)

363 I thought tits 'bounced back'?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 20, 2016 10:57 PM (FP3TD)

364 350 I just couldn't do it.....not even if I were lining up to get one from Trish Regan...
********************

See this is what you do, find a retard coworker of yours planning to vote for Hillary via absentee ballot, snap shot his ballot showing him voting for Clinton, then photoshop your name over where his name was in the ballot. Provide that as proof and walla, you get your BJ without having to sell your soul to the hag demon.

Not that i gave this any thought or anything.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 10:58 PM (6RZuW)

365 351 Oh that's right, you reached out and terrified that poor woman with the knowledge that AoS featured her picture in a post.
Posted by: Thrawn

That was epic. Her response was epic as well, something along the lines of..."I'm literally open-mouthed reading the comments..." or some such.

Posted by: Oedipus...Fuck you...war! at October 20, 2016 10:55 PM (CXLVd)



I've talked to her publicly and privately. She's far more awesome than just the cake. Her husband is too.

I did have to explain the "sharp elbows" thing. She thought folks were actually commenting on her elbows.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 10:58 PM (89UPP)

366 313 which of you morons is going to line up for a bj from madonna? all you have to do is vote for hillary

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 10:48 PM (0O7c5)



She invented a time reversal device to get her back to an age where I'd be interested in a bj from her? Impressive....




By the way, the show is ending. It was enjoyable. The music wasn't too bad although I didn't recognize anything....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 10:59 PM (2L42J)

367 Got nothing so will re-post this

https://trashy.com/products/sweet-pea-hooded-coat

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2016 10:59 PM (7/ORs)

368 At this point, if you're getting a beej from Madonna, you're only doing it for the story. Just close your eyes and think about "Body of Evidence."

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:59 PM (kumBu)

369 Good to see LauraW here. And I'll take the chocolate cake any day. With a scoop of vanilla ice cream.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 20, 2016 10:59 PM (P8951)

370 One of mine is "what can I do you for?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 20, 2016 10:56 PM (Nwg0u)

"What was your name again?" "Well, it was Gronk, Despoiler of Universes, but I changed it just this minute to Alberta Oil Peon, just to fuck with your head."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2016 11:00 PM (CUYn5)

371 I wonder if it comes from "I have a hate going on for..."?

Can't say I ever heard that but it is a very different expression, anyway.

"Hate on" is straight ghetto talk.

Have to say, I regard it as slang, kind of like "ain't". Use it casual conversation, but not in a formal setting, or in formal written work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2016 10:55 PM (CUYn5)


I never use it. I rarely hear it in actual conversation. I can't even recall hearing it once among the people I hang around with. It seems to be much more popular online than in real life - at least, in my experience. Of course, I don't hang out at the projects.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 11:01 PM (zc3Db)

372 Also, don't go anywhere near Madonna's nether regions if you have any sort of artistic talent. It took Guy Ritchie over a decade to get his mojo back after dipping his wick in Miss Ciccone - I mean, he goes from Snatch to Swept Away? That's like Orson Welles following up Citizen Kane with Freddy Got Fingered.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:02 PM (kumBu)

373 I never use it. I rarely hear it in actual conversation. I can't even recall hearing it once among the people I hang around with. It seems to be much more popular online than in real life - at least, in my experience. Of course, I don't hang out at the projects.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 11:01 PM (zc3Db)

Only time I would use "hate on" is humorously, as in affecting a dialect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2016 11:03 PM (CUYn5)

374 By the way, the show is ending. It was enjoyable. The music wasn't too bad although I didn't recognize anything....


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 10:59 PM (2L42J)
it's just starting now.....lol.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 11:03 PM (0O7c5)

375 ThePrimordialOrderedPair is gettin' his bougie on tonight, y'all.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 20, 2016 11:04 PM (7ZXKG)

376 Madonna?

I'll just go run in front of a bus. It's faster, and not as demeaning.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at October 20, 2016 11:04 PM (rJUlF)

377 Alright, I'm fading. Night Horde.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - GOLD--BERG! GOLD--BERG! at October 20, 2016 11:05 PM (89UPP)

378 371 I never use it. I rarely hear it in actual conversation.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 11:01 PM (zc3Db)


That's handy. There are a few expressions that I hear really frequently, and that bug me.

"To be honest,..."
"To tell you the truth,..."

And a few variations on that. So, you're breaking from your usual practice, are you?

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:05 PM (iMxBJ)

379 36 hrs or so until Deer Opener.

Posted by: garrett at October 20, 2016 11:05 PM (i3c+H)

380 Pretty sure the fire from Madonna's mouth herpes would burn your schwanz right off. Not worth it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 11:05 PM (6FqZa)

381 well, it is nice that MissTammy has found some time in her schedule to start swinging by the overnight thread.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2016 11:05 PM (cPsPa)

382 'Night BC.

I'm fading too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 11:05 PM (EnKk6)

383 My pet peeve is "It is what it is."

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 11:05 PM (11H2y)

384 Laura w. I lost a lot of weight after my divorce, and my tits snapped back just as soon as I got the book job. No lie.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at October 20, 2016 11:06 PM (YhV5r)

385 so did we just listen to PG Jr's warmup act?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2016 11:06 PM (6FqZa)

386 it's just starting now.....lol.....


Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 11:03 PM (0O7c5)


Oh, ok. I'm getting some work done so I'll continue listening. Thanks.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 11:06 PM (2L42J)

387 oh come now, madonna must be pretty good at blowing. how do you think she got her start in music, from detroit?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2016 11:06 PM (cPsPa)

388 "And a few variations on that. So, you're breaking from your usual practice, are you?

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:05 PM (iMxBJ) "

"Let me be clear"?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:06 PM (kumBu)

389 ThePrimordialOrderedPair is gettin' his bougie on tonight, y'all.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 20, 2016 11:04 PM (7ZXKG)


Sounds funny. I don't even know if it's good or bad but it made me chuckle.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 11:07 PM (zc3Db)

390 383 My pet peeve is "It is what it is."
Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 11:05 PM (11H2y)

::shrugs shoulder::
What are you gonna do?

Posted by: Weird Nick at October 20, 2016 11:07 PM (nb8Yl)

391 I also hate "as it were".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at October 20, 2016 11:07 PM (Nwg0u)

392 My pet is a cat. I've heard peeves are expensive and won't use a litter box.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:07 PM (kumBu)

393 terminater 3 and terminator salvation are on right now

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 11:07 PM (YLpeX)

394 "To be honest,..."
"To tell you the truth,..."

And a few variations on that. So, you're breaking from your usual practice, are you?



I think of it more as "I going to hit you with the truth, here, instead of being polite."

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 11:07 PM (qUNWi)

395 383 My pet peeve is "It is what it is."
Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 11:05 PM (11H2y)


I might feel that way -- if I hadn't heard a friend use it to describe the disease that was blinding him slowly and inevitably. In that context, it seemed admirable: this is my reality, and I cannot change it, I can only change how I deal with it.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:08 PM (iMxBJ)

396 Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2016 11:05 PM (cPsPa)

I am almighty sleepy, so it might not last long.

I am trying to stay awake to witness history, not that I am bringing up the game or anything, because what game?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 20, 2016 11:08 PM (7ZXKG)

397 I'm calling it a night, group. 'Night all - may we all wake up to a glorious Friday full of good news and good luck. Fingers crossed that a extinction event happens to Slimehag's campaign next week.

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 11:08 PM (11H2y)

398 Laura w. I lost a lot of weight after my divorce, and my tits snapped back just as soon as I got the book job. No lie.
Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at October 20, 2016 11:06 PM (YhV5r)

...........

wait for it,

pics?

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 11:08 PM (YLpeX)

399 I am almighty sleepy, so it might not last long.

I am trying to stay awake to witness history, not that I am bringing up the game or anything, because what game?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 20, 2016 11:08 PM (7ZXKG)




crap

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 20, 2016 11:08 PM (cPsPa)

400 Laura w. I lost a lot of weight after my divorce, and my tits snapped back just as soon as I got the book job. No lie.

Posted by: gushka can has kittens what plays fetch at October 20, 2016 11:06 PM (YhV5r)

All together now, Morons:

"Pics, or it didn't happen!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2016 11:09 PM (CUYn5)

401 I'm calling it a night, group. 'Night all - may we all wake up to a glorious Friday full of good news and good luck. Fingers crossed that a extinction event happens to Slimehag's campaign next week.
********************

You rang?

Posted by: SMOD, who missed earth by a mile but promises to be balls on accurate this time at October 20, 2016 11:09 PM (6RZuW)

402 "I think of it more as "I going to hit you with the truth, here, instead of being polite."

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 11:07 PM (qUNWi) "

Of course, it can also mean "What I'm about to tell you is a complete and utter lie." All depends on the speaker and the context.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:10 PM (kumBu)

403 394 "To be honest,..."
"To tell you the truth,..."
And a few variations on that. So, you're breaking from your usual practice, are you?

I think of it more as "I going to hit you with the truth, here, instead of being polite."
Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 11:07 PM (qUNWi)


Oh, yes, you're right, that's just how I'm supposed to take it. That's kind of what a pet peeve is, an idiosyncratic rebellion against conversational conventions. But there are people who overuse this one, using it to introduce something that is innocuous.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:10 PM (iMxBJ)

404 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 11:07 PM (zc3Db)

It's VERY ghetto!

You call someone bougie when you think they are putting on airs, so to speak.

I presume it's a ghetto-ization of bourgeois.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 20, 2016 11:10 PM (7ZXKG)

405 395 - OMG, I will certainly say a prayer for your friend, who is truly entitled to use that phrase.

Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 11:10 PM (11H2y)

406 So, I'm guessing there'll be a sidebar Maria Bartiromo pic tomorrow?

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out post with this damn phone at October 20, 2016 11:11 PM (X/Cr2)

407 "But There Will Be Clowns and There Will Be Cake"
-----------------

I first read that as "and There Will Be Coke"
So, I'm thinking, yeah, why not?

Also, Joe Rogan is lookin' huge. Look at the size of his melon! Good for him. I like him, but yeah, he tends to show off his idiocy at times. Don't we all?

Posted by: Chi at October 20, 2016 11:11 PM (qlcTY)

408 Nerd cakes:

http://www.nerdachecakes.com/occasion-cakes

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Imperatrix Siculus at October 20, 2016 11:11 PM (EnKk6)

409 405 395 - OMG, I will certainly say a prayer for your friend, who is truly entitled to use that phrase.
Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 11:10 PM (11H2y)


Thank you.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:12 PM (iMxBJ)

410 So, I'm guessing there'll be a sidebar Maria Bartiromo pic tomorrow?
...............

is that the girl in red behind Trump with some level 10 cleavage?

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 11:12 PM (YLpeX)

411 >>>36 hrs or so until Deer Opener.

what about swan?

Posted by: concrete girl at October 20, 2016 11:13 PM (+THr2)

412 Do I look like someone with a plan? I'm just a dogeater chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught one.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 20, 2016 11:13 PM (dtWKK)

413 terminater 3 and terminator salvation are on right now

Split screen or picture-in-picture?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2016 11:13 PM (IcT7t)

414 383
My pet peeve is "It is what it is."



Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 11:05 PM (11H2y)


that was the unofficial Motto of Edward the third. Known as the Black Prince, he died too young, would have been a great king. I say it when i cant curse in the particular setting i am in trapped in (i curse freely except in some situations where it will either make matters worse or it is in writing and could be used against me.)
i didnt realize that until i had that pointed out to me. It was used as a sig on Usenet in the 90s by someone super cool. it got picked up by some of the Silicon Valley and Hollywood people. Some were cool kids some were just around a lot of artists and musicians. Suddenly hipsters everywhere use it without knowing where it came from, or who they are imitating.

Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at October 20, 2016 11:13 PM (YhV5r)

415 "it is what it is"? I see that, and use it from time to time, mainly to indicate that the facts as you see them are the facts, and there are no hidden meanings, or unrevealed surprises.

Friend of mine just bought a goobered-up collector car. I looked at it, and said, "it's not exactly pristine, but for what you paid for it, it is what it is."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2016 11:13 PM (CUYn5)

416 Split screen or picture-in-picture?
.......
diff channels

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 11:14 PM (YLpeX)

417 "Also, Joe Rogan is lookin' huge. Look at the size of his melon! Good for him. I like him, but yeah, he tends to show off his idiocy at times. Don't we all?

Posted by: Chi at October 20, 2016 11:11 PM (qlcTY) "

One of the few comedians that isn't a lefty, so you've gotta put up with his peccadilloes. There is a limit, though - I stopped being a fan of Anthony Cumia when it became clear that his intent went from trying to be funny to just raving about black people.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:14 PM (kumBu)

418 Ah! Well there it is.

Posted by: Joseph II at October 20, 2016 11:14 PM (VdICR)

419 Is that the girl in red behind Trump with some level 10 cleavage?
***********************

I'd smoke that like Grade A sirloin steak on the barbeque grill.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 11:14 PM (6RZuW)

420 >>>is that the girl in red behind Trump with some level 10 cleavage?
Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 11:12 PM (YLpeX)<<<




**nods**


**cues up Lady In Red**

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out post with this damn phone at October 20, 2016 11:15 PM (X/Cr2)

421 It's VERY ghetto!

You call someone bougie when you think they are putting on airs, so to speak.

I presume it's a ghetto-ization of bourgeois.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 20, 2016 11:10 PM (7ZXKG)


Aha! I thought you might have just misspelled "boogie" ... even though I still couldn't make head or tails of it.

But now you tell me that it was bad! Still chuckle-worthy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 11:15 PM (zc3Db)

422 Madonna? Even Bill Clinton avoided that. And that was 25 years ago.

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 11:15 PM (7qAYi)

423 All together now, Morons:



"Pics, or it didn't happen!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2016 11:09 PM (CUYn5)

you have the pic. i will not post the link. i seem to remember you all liked it.

Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at October 20, 2016 11:15 PM (YhV5r)

424 "To be honest,..."
"To tell you the truth,..."

And a few variations on that. So, you're breaking from your usual practice, are you?
Posted by: Splunge
---------------

Along that line, I think it's funny when a guy I know named Frank says "can I be frank with you?"

Posted by: Chi at October 20, 2016 11:15 PM (qlcTY)

425 "I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught one.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 20, 2016 11:13 PM (dtWKK) "

So I'm assuming Hillary is Two-Face? Fits her personality, and she seems to win every coin flip.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:15 PM (kumBu)

426 You call someone bougie when you think they are putting on airs, so to speak.

I presume it's a ghetto-ization of bourgeois.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 20, 2016 11:10 PM (7ZXKG)

"Bougie" is the French word for "candle". Also for "spark plug".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2016 11:16 PM (CUYn5)

427 415 Friend of mine just bought a goobered-up collector car. I looked at it, and said, "it's not exactly pristine, but for what you paid for it, it is what it is."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2016 11:13 PM (CUYn5)


I am constantly amazed by people who can turn those sorts of things into the cars I will gawp at, at a show. Iowahawk, for example. How they look at those shells, and see, not endless work and frustration, but the hidden show-off car beneath, waiting to be born, I can't imagine.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:16 PM (iMxBJ)

428 "**cues up Lady In Red**

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out post with this damn phone at October 20, 2016 11:15 PM (X/Cr2) "

Ooh, ooh. Play 'Don't Pay The Ferryman' next!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:17 PM (kumBu)

429 I just don't understand why LA isn't running all the time against Lester.....they are moronic, in a bad way.....

Which is good for me, because I want the Cubs to win.

Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 20, 2016 11:17 PM (8iiMU)

430 Joe Rogan is too angry to be funny. IMO

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 11:18 PM (qUNWi)

431 Here's the link to Donald Trump's speech at the Alfred Smith dinner tonight.

https://youtu.be/ZNoQI8_J_gA

Bonus for Morons: Maria Bartiromo is sitting behind Trump and to his right.

Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at October 20, 2016 11:18 PM (nvMvs)

432
So I'm assuming Hillary is Two-Face? Fits her personality, and she seems to win every coin flip.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:15 PM (kumBu)

golf clap

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 11:19 PM (7qAYi)

433 What the fuck kind of hotel stores spare toilet seats under the beds of the guests' rooms? And who the fuck would steal them? The reason given was that they thought the extra toilet seat had been left behind by a previous guest. Which makes no sense at all until you realize the alternative: the hotel was storing it there.

I just hope that if I ever get around to checking under the bed in a hotel room, I don't find a toilet seat there. No matter who might have put it there.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 20, 2016 10:15 PM (R+30W)

I've stashed a (cased) rifle under the bed in an extended stay.

Posted by: Fox 2! at October 20, 2016 11:19 PM (brIR5)

434 430 Joe Rogan is too angry to be funny. IMO
Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 11:18 PM (qUNWi)


Bill Burr seems funnier, the more angry he gets.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:19 PM (iMxBJ)

435 Which is good for me, because I want the Cubs to win.
****************************

I'm rooting for the Yankees to win it all.

What's that you say, they got eliminated during the regular season?

FUCK YOU HATER

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 11:19 PM (6RZuW)

436 you have the pic. i will not post the link. i seem to remember you all liked it.

...........
see kids, there are consequences of drinking too much

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 11:19 PM (YLpeX)

437 421 It's VERY ghetto!

You call someone bougie when you think they are putting on airs, so to speak.

I presume it's a ghetto-ization of bourgeois.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 20, 2016 11:10 PM (7ZXKG)

Aha! I thought you might have just misspelled "boogie" ... even though I still couldn't make head or tails of it.

But now you tell me that it was bad! Still chuckle-worthy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 20, 2016 11:15 PM (zc3Db)

It's a term those dinosaurs born in the late 70's / early 80's use.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 20, 2016 11:19 PM (cJrMO)

438 Seeing Hellary sitting next to the Catholic cardinal was disgusting. She'said all in for killing babies and selling their body parts for money, and then yucks it up with a Cardinal. Haha, she hates these religious until she needs the photo opp. And the Catholic Church wants to be close to the power, they are as bad as she is. The church should publicly denounce her and the Kennedys and Kane and all of them, but they want to feel the power too.

Posted by: Peggy at October 20, 2016 11:19 PM (HBU7W)

439 438 Seeing Hellary sitting next to the Catholic cardinal was disgusting. She'said all in for killing babies and selling their body parts for money, and then yucks it up with a Cardinal. Haha, she hates these religious until she needs the photo opp. And the Catholic Church wants to be close to the power, they are as bad as she is. The church should publicly denounce her and the Kennedys and Kane and all of them, but they want to feel the power too.
Posted by: Peggy at October 20, 2016 11:19 PM (HBU7W)


Um, have you noticed who's Pope lately?

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:20 PM (iMxBJ)

440 269 vivi

Go for it!

Posted by: ibguy at October 20, 2016 11:20 PM (vUcdz)

441 I use "It is what it is" most often when discussing unfortunate events that cant be changed or argued about. Like my injuries (the broken back) or my illnesses (Lupus sucks but at least its not killing me, yet.) From what i have read thats how Edward III used it.

Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at October 20, 2016 11:21 PM (YhV5r)

442 Um, have you noticed who's Pope lately?
Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:20 PM (iMxBJ)
**************

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 11:21 PM (6RZuW)

443 The Horde seems to have a short attentition span or something.

There were pics and they were spectacular.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2016 11:21 PM (7/ORs)

444 Is that the girl in red behind Trump with some level 10 cleavage?
***********************

I'd smoke that like Grade A sirloin steak on the barbeque grill.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 11:14 PM (6RZuW)



For Gawd's sake, that's not the time to open Chemjeff's Steak Cooking Incineration Cookbok!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 20, 2016 11:21 PM (v5iqM)

445 430 Joe Rogan is too angry to be funny. IMO
Posted by: eleven
-------------------

I haven't seen much from him lately, but he has been getting that way over the years. He used to be funny, I guess.
I wonder why?
These days, seems he just wants to fight. Literally.

Posted by: Chi at October 20, 2016 11:22 PM (qlcTY)

446 "FUCK YOU HATER

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 11:19 PM (6RZuW) "

They self-identify as the 2016 WS winners, you champ-ist.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:22 PM (kumBu)

447 Don't get me started on the pope.

Posted by: Peggy at October 20, 2016 11:22 PM (HBU7W)

448 which of you morons is going to line up for a bj from madonna?

Will she be touring the camps? I might be up for it by then.

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2016 11:23 PM (k8DTS)

449 Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 11:21 PM (6RZuW)

Any of you homos call me Francis, I kill you.

Posted by: Il Papa at October 20, 2016 11:23 PM (7qAYi)

450 Terminator Balevation had about 30% of the John Conner it needed. People rightly got pissed off that it was so grim and dark, and ?Waterson? couldn't hold the movie up.

I hate Terminator 3 because 2 should have been the peak of whiny-bitchyness for John. Hell Linda Hamilton only need the space between one sequel, to go from a ditzy waitress to a killer. It's convincing.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FutureBadass

Also Terminator 3 looks like it was made for television.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 20, 2016 11:24 PM (VdICR)

451 YAY a hump sighting!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 20, 2016 11:24 PM (69yki)

452 368 At this point, if you're getting a beej from Madonna, you're only doing it for the story. Just close your eyes and think about "Body of Evidence."
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 10:59 PM (kumBu)

I don't want to - I don't wish to remember Willem Dafoe's goblin-like naked flesh.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2016 11:24 PM (cC/ZB)

453 see kids, there are consequences of drinking too much

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 11:19 PM (YLpeX)



Oh i always misbehave sober. This was a case of electoral exuberance. You all had pudding for dipping, i had whipped cream. Used to be when things were bad and Morons needed a lift, someone would use the google and whip out the image. If trump wins I will make a new one, and i will use pudding or something...

Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at October 20, 2016 11:24 PM (YhV5r)

454 "Posted by: Chi at October 20, 2016 11:22 PM (qlcTY) "

Angry-Funny can work. Splunge mentioned Bill Burr, who pulls it off well. Jim Norton used to do it very well, before he became a liberal because he still thinks he can actually make it in Hollywood if he sucks up enough (Spoiler alert: He can't. But to be fair, Amy Schumer used to be his opening act, so you can understand why he'd try to just follow her path to "success."). Anthony Cumia was pretty good at angry-funny before he went completely off the rails.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:25 PM (kumBu)

455 "I don't want to - I don't wish to remember Willem Dafoe's goblin-like naked flesh.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2016 11:24 PM (cC/ZB) "

I guess that's how he got the part in Spiderman?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:26 PM (kumBu)

456 "I'm based out of Fort Wayne."

No you're not. You're based in Fort Wayne. You work out of Fort Wayne.
Everyplace in the world is out of Fort Wayne, so you're not narrowing it down.

Language. You can drive a screw with a hammer; that doesn't make it right.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 20, 2016 11:26 PM (H5rtT)

457 I clicked on the boob link.

All I saw were dicks with ears.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 20, 2016 11:27 PM (MB9+R)

458 Time to call it a day. Good night, Horde

Posted by: josephistan at October 20, 2016 11:29 PM (7qAYi)

459 Language. You can drive a screw with a hammer; that doesn't make it right.
*********************

I see the saw, but I don't saw the sea, you see?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 11:29 PM (6RZuW)

460 #453
Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at October 20, 2016 11:24 PM (YhV5r)

no not you for posting it,
it is me for not remembering it


Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 11:29 PM (YLpeX)

461 "Language. You can drive a screw with a hammer; that doesn't make it right.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 20, 2016 11:26 PM (H5rtT) "

This is about to turn into a George Carlin routine, isn't it?

"You're not getting on the plane, you're getting *in* the plane."

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:29 PM (kumBu)

462 pretty good at angry-funny before he went completely off the rails.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:25 PM (kumBu)
How did Anthony Cumia go off the rails?

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 20, 2016 11:29 PM (MB9+R)

463 >>>I don't want to - I don't wish to remember Willem Dafoe's goblin-like naked flesh.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2016 11:24 PM (cC/ZB)<<<

Just think of me in Boondock Saints then. That'll surely make it all better.

Posted by: Willem Dafoe at October 20, 2016 11:30 PM (X/Cr2)

464 I saw the Holy see.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 11:30 PM (qUNWi)

465 I can't believe you old timers don't have whipped cream victory bookmarked. It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 20, 2016 11:30 PM (69yki)

466 Chicanos up 4 -- 1.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 11:31 PM (qUNWi)

467 Maria Bartiromo is sitting behind Trump and to his right.

She is racked! Seems to see herself on the monitor, adjusting for maximum effect on us.

Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2016 11:31 PM (9mTYi)

468 456 "I'm based out of Fort Wayne."
No you're not. You're based in Fort Wayne. You work out of Fort Wayne.
Everyplace in the world is out of Fort Wayne, so you're not narrowing it down.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 20, 2016 11:26 PM (H5rtT)


Business jargon is filled with this kind of crap.

"Let's touch bases next week."
"We have to take a different tact"

Let's not even mention "tiger team" or "dog and pony show."

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:31 PM (iMxBJ)

469 462
pretty good at angry-funny before he went completely off the rails.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:25 PM (kumBu)


I just did some quick research. I did see he had a Twitter rant after being attacked by a black woman and he called her some names, but nothing major.


I'm posting because Pepe asked how he went off the rails too.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 11:31 PM (2L42J)

470 You're getting on the middle of the plane.

Posted by: eleven at October 20, 2016 11:32 PM (qUNWi)

471 No tats here, but if I was to get one it would be on my ass.

Burial Instructions --

*This Side Up*

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 20, 2016 11:32 PM (gyKtp)

472 >>>Language. You can drive a screw with a hammer; that doesn't make it right.

*********************

I see the saw, but I don't saw the sea, you see?
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 11:29 PM (6RZuW)<<<




"I see," says the blind man, "as I picked up my hammer and saw."

Posted by: the blind man at October 20, 2016 11:32 PM (X/Cr2)

473 I guess that's how he got the part in Spiderman?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:26 PM (kumBu)

No, Body of Evidence was how Willem Dafoe got his role in Speed 2.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2016 11:32 PM (cC/ZB)

474
My pet peeve is "It is what it is."



Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 11:05 PM (11H2y)








"to the next level"

*sharpens my fine Nepalese khukri*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 20, 2016 11:32 PM (LuZz8)

475 462 How did Anthony Cumia go off the rails?
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 20, 2016 11:29 PM (MB9+R)


The domestic violence arrest probably didn't help.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:33 PM (iMxBJ)

476 you have the pic. i will not post the link. i seem to remember you all liked it.

It's seared, SEARED, into my memory.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2016 11:33 PM (IcT7t)

477 Bebe, tis a truly sad day at AoS. Morons not remembering huge tracts of land.

*shoves beverages of choice through Internets to Bebes and Gushka*

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2016 11:33 PM (7/ORs)

478 no not you for posting it,

it is me for not remembering it







Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 11:29 PM (YLpeX)



(snerk)
ok now thats funny.

Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at October 20, 2016 11:33 PM (YhV5r)

479 469 462
pretty good at angry-funny before he went completely off the rails.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:25 PM (kumBu)


I just did some quick research. I did see he had a Twitter rant after being attacked by a black woman and he called her some names, but nothing major.


I'm posting because Pepe asked how he went off the rails too.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 11:31 PM (2L42J

Doesn't Opie believe and say some pretty crazy shit.

Like denying the Holocaust?

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 20, 2016 11:33 PM (MB9+R)

480 Cubs 5-1

Posted by: tu3031 at October 20, 2016 11:34 PM (qJhUV)

481 "I'm based out of Fort Wayne."
------------------
That's similar to using "centers around" instead of "centers on."
Usually people say "centers around" when they mean "revolves around," I guess.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 20, 2016 11:34 PM (Nox3c)

482 That's not an old car.

Lawn...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2016 11:34 PM (eMnol)

483 If trump wins I will make a new one, and i will use pudding or something...
Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at October 20, 2016 11:24 PM (YhV5r)


Once again I curse the fact that I have a final exam on election night and the night after...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 20, 2016 11:34 PM (FYrz1)

484 Cubbies tacking on another run....5-1....

Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 20, 2016 11:35 PM (8iiMU)

485 473 I guess that's how he got the part in Spiderman?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:26 PM (kumBu)

No, Body of Evidence was how Willem Dafoe got his role in Speed 2.
Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2016 11:32 PM (cC/ZB)

Ahhhh. The poor man's Fatal Attraction.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 20, 2016 11:35 PM (MB9+R)

486 Slainte Anna.

I can't believe Blanco Basura does not have that bookmarked.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 20, 2016 11:36 PM (69yki)

487 Business jargon is filled with this kind of crap.
*********************

Please don't get me started on that, having switched from the public to private sector fairly recently, I have to deal with people turning plain English into useless acronyms and bullshit corporate speak on a daily basis.

"We need to extend our cross functionality on this platform for better synergy and create drive principle-centered ROI."

Me: What the fuck are you talking about you stupid fuck?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 11:36 PM (6RZuW)

488 Terminator Salvation was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Yes, I've seen Robot Jox and it was almost that bad.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 11:36 PM (hVdx9)

489 Q: Incidentally, to you Moronettes out there that have been successful in
losing a lot of weight: how long did it take for your tits to snap back?




A: They don't. Rubber bands snap back.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 20, 2016 11:36 PM (BcNLK)

490 486
Slainte Anna.



I can't believe Blanco Basura does not have that bookmarked.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 20, 2016 11:36 PM (69yki)


from the way he speaks of it, perhaps he doesnt have to.

Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at October 20, 2016 11:37 PM (YhV5r)

491 475 462 How did Anthony Cumia go off the rails?
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 20, 2016 11:29 PM (MB9+R)

The domestic violence arrest probably didn't help.
Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:33 PM (iMxBJ)

Listened to his interview with Joe Rogan a few weeks ago, and she sounds psycho.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 20, 2016 11:37 PM (MB9+R)

492 Doesn't Opie believe and say some pretty crazy shit.



Like denying the Holocaust?

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 20, 2016 11:33 PM (MB9+R)

I've never listened to him...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 11:37 PM (2L42J)

493 Cake !!!!

Gushka !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at October 20, 2016 11:38 PM (AoK0a)

494 Terminator Salvation was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Yes, I've seen Robot Jox and it was almost that bad.
***************

Even worse than Genisys?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - I Love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 11:38 PM (6RZuW)

495 I can't believe Blanco Basura does not have that bookmarked.

Was that on tinypic? Might have been a different browser.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2016 11:38 PM (IcT7t)

496 I'm definitely of the camp that all tattoos are a mistake. Especially on women because I'm sexist like that. I agree with this guy's explanation (simultaneously eloquent and vulgar).

http://theladyfingers.blogspot.com/2008/09/tattoos.html

Posted by: False Profiteer at October 20, 2016 11:38 PM (jMJO+)

497 490 from the way he speaks of it, perhaps he doesnt have to.
Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at October 20, 2016 11:37 PM (YhV5r)

: D

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 20, 2016 11:38 PM (69yki)

498 I see that there is no marriage advice in this thread. Huzzah.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 20, 2016 11:39 PM (4HySM)

499 488 Terminator Salvation was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Yes, I've seen Robot Jox and it was almost that bad.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 11:36 PM (hVdx9)


I don't know Robot Jox, but did you see Hudson Hawk? Worse than that? That one made me despair about whether making movies at all was a good thing. And yes, I know some people actually liked it.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:39 PM (iMxBJ)

500
Gushka !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at October 20, 2016 11:38 PM (AoK0a)

HI!!!! I missed you!and isnt Miss Tammy here too?

Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at October 20, 2016 11:40 PM (YhV5r)

501 Not sure about the arrangements I made to visit an American Indian site.

Reservation about reservation at the reservation.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 20, 2016 11:40 PM (AetST)

502 495 Was that on tinypic? Might have been a different browser.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2016 11:38 P

Yeah, all the boobeh links are on tiny pic.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 20, 2016 11:40 PM (69yki)

503 I see the saw, but I don't saw the sea, you see?
Posted by: #NeverHillary - I love Trish Regan Sexually at October 20, 2016 11:29 PM (6RZuW)


Obviously someone who has never taught kids how to swim ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at October 20, 2016 11:41 PM (AoK0a)

504 All this talk of boob pics has reminded me, where is kbdabear?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2016 11:41 PM (IcT7t)

505 Joe Rogan is extremely dumb when it comes to abortion and religion. He mocked Milo,Using the usual stupid atheist cliches - those dumb Bronze Age idiots etc. (to be fair, Milo by his own admission is not a good Catholic. But then, neither am I.). Milo, of course, stood his ground.

Someone needs to tell Joe that Jesus did not live during the "Bronze Age."

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 20, 2016 11:42 PM (P8951)

506 Yeah, all the boobeh links are on tiny pic.

Time to dig through my history. 'Course, if it was in another browser, then even the bookmarks got trashed.

Don't drink and hard drive.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2016 11:42 PM (IcT7t)

507 HI!!!! I missed you!and isnt Miss Tammy here too?

She was on the marriage advice thread.

I found out she and Thor like music & road trips ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at October 20, 2016 11:42 PM (AoK0a)

508 Adriane!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 20, 2016 11:42 PM (hscyr)

509 Ahhhh. The poor man's Fatal Attraction.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 20, 2016 11:35 PM (MB9+R)

I thought Body of Evidence was a rip-off...I mean homage to, Basic Instinct.

Posted by: Thrawn at October 20, 2016 11:42 PM (cC/ZB)

510 Ohhh crap. Norton issues. It scares me that my virus protection tool needs to be uninstalled and reinstalled as often as it does...not too often....but often enough....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 11:44 PM (2L42J)

511 Terminator Salvation was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Yes, I've seen Robot Jox and it was almost that bad.
***************

Even worse than Genisys?

Posted by: #NeverHillary
****

Much. Worse.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 11:44 PM (hVdx9)

512 worse than Cutthroat Island or Con Air?

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 11:44 PM (YLpeX)

513 oe is at table9 gushka, bebes and anna

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 11:44 PM (0O7c5)

514 I don't know Robot Jox, but did you see Hudson Hawk? Worse than that? That one made me despair about whether making movies at all was a good thing. And yes, I know some people actually liked it.

Posted by: Splunge
****

I would say as bad as HH. I saw Robot Jox for free and felt violated and ripped off.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 11:45 PM (hVdx9)

515 "How did Anthony Cumia go off the rails?

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 20, 2016 11:29 PM (MB9+R) "

Well, besides his ephebophilia and his stable of 19 year olds with daddy issues, he just stopped trying to be funny. Check out the roast he did about a year and a half ago - most of the 'jokes' aren't even jokes. The funny thing is he's complete white trash - he makes a joke about how NASA was all-white when we went to the moon, as if the Cumias were a big part of the space program. Most of the things he blasts the black community for are things he admits to doing in his youth and even well into adulthood - theft, having bad or no credit, not having stable relationships, abusing drugs or alcohol, etc.

Opie is an idiot too. They both handled the 'break-up' like teenage girls fighting over a boy they both like.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:45 PM (kumBu)

516 I shall tell my tattoo story because I think I'm probably the only Moron with a corporate tattoo.

I was at a dot.com in the dot.com boom. We'd had a good run on a couple of fronts and I ended up in Miami at a launch party with the CEO. He'd been at some sort of CEO conference where some other CEOs had had their employees get logo tattoos and he was a competitive little bitch and he really wanted one of us to do so. (There was a whole incentive program for getting your car logo-wrapped, but he was pissed that he missed the tattoo wave).

So all weekend long he was egging us on, trying to get someone to go for it. 500 options? No way. 1,000 options? Seriously, the things vested over four years. No!

Finally it was Sunday night and he was desperate. We were at a sidewalk cafe on South Beach. He said, "OK, 5,000 options but you have to get a total stranger to do it with you".

I'd been making eye contact with my buddy who was part of the bidding and we nodded at each other. He did the thing I couldn't have done. He stood up and started asking passers by. It took him only three asks.

We took a kid to a tattoo parlor, paid him $200 plus the cost of the tattoo, and we each got logos tattooed on ourselves.

This of course was January of 2000 so instead of getting a half million dollar tattoo I got a souvenir of having been in the dot.com thing when it reached peak silly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 20, 2016 11:45 PM (mgbwf)

517 PG!!!! I'm on my phone, can't do t9. Tell him hi.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 20, 2016 11:45 PM (hscyr)

518 Shion Arita here!!! Not sure about this photo-shoot. No sirrreeee!!!!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/glqsjnm

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2016 11:45 PM (7/ORs)

519 worse than Cutthroat Island or Con Air?

Posted by: origional Jake
****

I would say a little bit worse.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 11:45 PM (hVdx9)

520
I found out she and Thor like music road trips ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at October 20, 2016 11:42 PM (AoK0a)


I came in at the end of that thread. I really liked it. had my own thoughts. I learned a lot from both the good and the bad marriages.

Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at October 20, 2016 11:46 PM (YhV5r)

521 My pet peeve is "It is what it is."
Posted by: Vivi at October 20, 2016 11:05 PM (11H2y)

"to the next level"

*sharpens my fine Nepalese khukri*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
-----
"Seamlessly".
Or, "dialog" used as a verb.

The next time I hear "Reach out", I'm gonna reach out and strangle someone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2016 11:46 PM (eMnol)

522 will do bebes

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 11:46 PM (0O7c5)

523 My LA Dodgers = every hungry team's postseason whipping boy for the past 15 years

Posted by: Czar Peter at October 20, 2016 11:46 PM (qaWk6)

524 Gusha, I know you're an old timer here, but I've never addressed you before. I just want to say it's damn awesome to have kittehs what play fetch. I tried to get my kitteh Thea to play fetch, but she looked at me and said "are you friggin' kidding me."

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 20, 2016 11:47 PM (P8951)

525 Reservation about reservation at the reservation.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 20, 2016 11:40 PM (AetST)

As long as you are not an electrician, and they call upon you to wire a bathroom.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 20, 2016 11:47 PM (CUYn5)

526 Well, I know they're not too far in time from this:

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=j5idjn&s=8

But it may have been just before I switched to Pale Moon.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 20, 2016 11:47 PM (IcT7t)

527 510 Ohhh crap. Norton issues. It scares me that my virus protection tool needs to be uninstalled and reinstalled as often as it does...not too often....but often enough....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 20, 2016 11:44 PM (2L42J)


Norton is not a good place to be, by all accounts. Heck, Windows has a free virus tool you can download, which is supposed to be pretty good, and it's the one I use. Most times I hear a story about an antivirus messing something up, it's Norton. OK, sometimes MacAfee.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:47 PM (iMxBJ)

528 Still nothing from RK?

Kinda worried about the guy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2016 11:48 PM (eMnol)

529 Tats are OK.
Peircings and ritual scarifications, not so much.

Posted by: navybrat at October 20, 2016 11:48 PM (w7KSn)

530 Another scumbag move Anthony did - on his show, which is paid subscription only, he had on some guy who was hawking dick cream for about 30 mins, and pretended that it wasn't a sponsorship deal or a paid spot - he told the fans on Reddit the guy was there strictly for content.

I wanted to support him because SiriusXM were corporate pussies to fire him for his Twitter posts, but everything he's done since then has made their move look justified.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:49 PM (kumBu)

531 As long as you are not an electrician, and they call upon you to wire a bathroom.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------------

Wire a head for a reservation.

Posted by: Shaggy dog joke at October 20, 2016 11:49 PM (eMnol)

532 bingo on fuel

Posted by: origional Jake at October 20, 2016 11:49 PM (YLpeX)

533 514 I would say as bad as HH. I saw Robot Jox for free and felt violated and ripped off.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 11:45 PM (hVdx9)


I know just what you mean. After a really bad movie, my main feeling is "you wasted my time, mf'er."

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:49 PM (iMxBJ)

534 aop oe is in chat

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 20, 2016 11:49 PM (0O7c5)

535 Heh, I do not recall that nut dipping pic. And vanilla...seriously?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 20, 2016 11:51 PM (69yki)

536 Cubs 8-1, middle of the 8th.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 20, 2016 11:51 PM (Nox3c)

537 terminator Salvation:

1) People who have been hunted their whole lives do things as if they have never been hunted

2) Giant, clanking robots silently sneak up on humans...but only start clanking, thumping, and making noise AFTER they reveal themselves.

And it gets worse...yada,yadda... It seems they had some crack-addled-monkeys write the script for them.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 11:51 PM (hVdx9)

538 Please play nice or I will send my monkeys.

Does your meenky bite?

Posted by: Gendarme Clouseau at October 20, 2016 11:51 PM (8OYMp)

539 It's sad what has happened to Anthony Cumia. I really used to like him but he has so many mid-life criisis type issues and his alcoholism has made him stupid, unfunny, and angry all the time. All of his behavior is self destructive and signs of serious psychological problems

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 11:52 PM (6IPEM)

540 If you think of Cesar Romero when you think of The Joker, you've been robbed by an unfortunate aspect of your childhood. The character as originally conceived was definitely intended to be scary.

My favorite bit in that first appearance was the murder of a man under full police protection within his home. The phone rings, he answers it, hears a very loudly shouted "JOKER!" then falls over, dead. The Joker, well in advance of making his public threat against the man, had planted a poisoned needle in the ear piece of the phone that would be driven into the skin of the victim if propelled by a sufficiently loud sound.

Back then, a pre-adolescent reading comic books might really learn something useful.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 20, 2016 11:52 PM (IdCqF)

541 It's not really a party unless there's cake.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 20, 2016 11:52 PM (EZebt)

542
Gusha, I know you're an old timer here, but I've never addressed you
before. I just want to say it's damn awesome to have kittehs what play
fetch. I tried to get my kitteh Thea to play fetch, but she looked at
me and said "are you friggin' kidding me."

Posted by: DonnaV.(brandishing ampersands) at October 20, 2016 11:47 PM (P8951)


only two of mine do it. One just passed and the other has gotten really fat but goes nutso for milk rings. I think she kinda learned it from Mo, Bless his heart, when she was a kitten. Now hes gone but she still does it. Mos replacement doesnt play fetch i dont THINK... but we just got her saturday and we are calling her Prisoner 54 because we have to keep her in the bathroom, and she only gets supervised time out in the house, to make sure the other inmates dont jump her or she gets in fights with them.



I am pretty sure Grimmy will teach her something he wants dogs but since we cant right now he consoles himself by teaching his cats tricks

Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at October 20, 2016 11:52 PM (YhV5r)

543 An electrician who drinks too much coffee in the morning goes wired to wiring wires ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at October 20, 2016 11:52 PM (AoK0a)

544 The thing I find most tiresome about Joe Rogan is his drug shit - we get it, you think people need psychadelic drugs in order to 'expand their mind' and be interesting. Timothy Leary beat you to this shtick by about 50 years, Joe. And not all of us want to do shrooms and then go into a deprivation chamber and have typical 17 year old stoner thoughts that are faux-erudite.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:52 PM (kumBu)

545 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789148992030568448

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789149085668433921

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789149223170240512

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789149346205958144

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789149483963645952

Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2016 11:52 PM (Ya7zs)

546 515 Opie is an idiot too. They both handled the 'break-up' like teenage girls fighting over a boy they both like.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:45 PM (kumBu)


Somewhere on YouTube, there is a recording of an embarrassing show Opie did with Jim Norton, which consists of Opie whining like a teenage girl, and Norton trying to be supportive while retaining some residual level of testosterone. Only for the serious connoisseur of clusterf*cks.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:53 PM (iMxBJ)

547 I would say as bad as HH. I saw Robot Jox for free and felt violated and ripped off.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 11:45 PM (hVdx9)

I know just what you mean. After a really bad movie, my main feeling is "you wasted my time, mf'er."

Posted by: Splunge
****

RJ also raped my eyes and brain. Pretty sure I lost IQ points from watching it.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 20, 2016 11:53 PM (hVdx9)

548 I've tried listening to Rogan a couple of times, and never got beyond a few minutes. There was nothing of value in his discussions.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 20, 2016 11:54 PM (FYrz1)

549 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789149619972370432

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789149718446215170

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789149842866044928

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789149988613918721

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/789150106859765760

Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2016 11:54 PM (Ya7zs)

550 Czar Peter, I don't mind the Dodgers - I don't really hate any team except for the Cards - but it's weird that the team with the highest payroll in baseball has had such a rough time in the postseason.


The Cubs almost have to win this one, since Kershaw - one of my favorite players - is scheduled to pitch game 7 and they can't beat him.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 20, 2016 11:54 PM (P8951)

551 Still nothing from RK?
Kinda worried about the guy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2016
****
Me too. The last post I saw of his was alarming. He said he was trying to get home to see a doctor bc he was having frightening health problems that came on suddenly without a clear cause. Even he sounded very worried. I hope he is okay and stable.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 11:55 PM (6IPEM)

552 539 It's sad what has happened to Anthony Cumia. I really used to like him but he has so many mid-life criisis type issues and his alcoholism has made him stupid, unfunny, and angry all the time. All of his behavior is self destructive and signs of serious psychological problems
Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 11:52 PM (6IPEM)

That is a huge piece to the puzzle right there.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 20, 2016 11:55 PM (MB9+R)

553 Bebe !!!!

Hope things are going well...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at October 20, 2016 11:56 PM (AoK0a)

554 #496 I'm definitely of the camp that all tattoos are a mistake. Especially
on women because I'm sexist like that. I agree with this guy's
explanation (simultaneously eloquent and vulgar).

=============

Ladyfingers seems to have mistaken me for someone who gives a rat's ass about his opinion.

I have exactly two tattoos. The first, on the back of my neck, I got in April of 2000, when I was 45, to mark my spiritual epiphany. I never see it, because it's on the back of my neck (duh). Mr. Deplorable used to kiss it on a regular basis.

The second I got in November of 2000, in memory of my father who died earlier that year.

I find that tattoos help me to avoid judgey people and/or employers who are best avoided. We wouldn't play well together. So far I've found a 1:1 correlation. So, yeah. Very useful, like a canary in a coal mine (without the dying).

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 20, 2016 11:56 PM (BcNLK)

555 Damn. Looks like I missed a lot...

Bebe's is here? Hello. Haven't seen you in a while.

@454 - I don't recognize any name other than Burr. And that's only because this is my local crackhouse, and I learned about him here. ..

*Making a giant burrito. Chicken, grilled onions, beans, japs - when it gets ot of the toaster oven, I'll smother it in sour cream & scallions.
Then treat I'm Honey Boo Boo on a snickers bar

Posted by: Chi at October 20, 2016 11:56 PM (qlcTY)

556 Rogan does have a funny bit on how 99% of the world is dumb including himself.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 20, 2016 11:56 PM (AetST)

557 #527

These days it's built-in starting with Win8.x. They discontinued the MSE brand and just call it Windows Defender, which originally was just anti-spyware.

I don't know why any individual user bothers with Symantec. It can be good if you managing dozens or hundreds of machines on a domain but just isn't well behaved for a SOHO user.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 20, 2016 11:56 PM (IdCqF)

558 I think I might have read the blurb for Robot Jox and went, "Nah."

Another problem with Salvation is the dude's power source is purely bio? Really?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 20, 2016 11:56 PM (7/ORs)

559 Tonight is kind of a "must win" for the Cubbies because in game 6 they'll face Kershaw on a full 4 days of rest.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 20, 2016 11:56 PM (Ya7zs)

560
The next time I hear "Reach out", I'm gonna reach out and strangle someone.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


https://youtu.be/yt6DvapiK-w

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 20, 2016 11:57 PM (IqV8l)

561 "All of his behavior is self destructive and signs of serious psychological problems

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 11:52 PM (6IPEM) "

If you listened to him talk about his past on O+A, you could tell he was deeply scarred. That levee was ready to break, and boy did it fucking break. He really is just an angry old man right now, and he used to be IMHO one of the funniest guys on the planet. (In his format, at least - he even used to admit that he couldn't have done stand-up.)

BTW L, I don't know if you saw in the other thread, but the guy I was talking about meeting was Ken Jennings, the Jeopardy 74 game winner. You were thinking of Kevin Jennings, the gay education czar.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:58 PM (kumBu)

562 Yeah, Joe Rogan is just plain dumb but imagines himself to be a deep thinker of sorts: The only thing that animates him is legalizing drugs. He has no depth to his little bit of knowledge and regurgitates stupid liberal talking points and attacks. I have no idea why this man is successful or famous outside of his MMA stuff.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 11:59 PM (6IPEM)

563 OK, Bebe, I've dug out a whipped cream which isn't you, and 2 I voted's. Found the party shoes one but I'm not into feet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2016 12:00 AM (IcT7t)

564 The job phrase I hate the most is ' get back to work '.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2016 12:00 AM (AetST)

565 553 Bebe !!!!
Hope things are going well...
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at October 20, 2016 11:56 PM (AoK0a)

Could be better, could be worse. Vacation plans got fucked up at the last minute & I need to find a new job asap. But I finally got the master bedroom cleaned out & moved in so small gainzzz

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2016 12:00 AM (hscyr)

566 "Somewhere on YouTube, there is a recording of an embarrassing show Opie did with Jim Norton, which consists of Opie whining like a teenage girl, and Norton trying to be supportive while retaining some residual level of testosterone. Only for the serious connoisseur of clusterf*cks.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:53 PM (iMxBJ) "

Yeah, Opie didn't fair much better - the only difference is that he has a seemingly stable marriage and two kids, but he was a passive-aggressive douche about the 'break-up,' lied about trying to save Anthony's job, and yeah, he cried on the air, and also got into a ridiculous fight with Jim Norton because a guest on their show (Esther Ku, a (surprise!) unfunny female comic) mentioned Anthony, and he completely lost it.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 12:02 AM (kumBu)

567 551 Still nothing from RK?
Kinda worried about the guy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2016
****
Me too. The last post I saw of his was alarming. He said he was trying to get home to see a doctor bc he was having frightening health problems that came on suddenly without a clear cause. Even he sounded very worried. I hope he is okay and stable.
Posted by: L, Elle
------------------

Shirley I'm sure that someone here has a backchannel to him, no?

Some Moron or 'ette MUST.
I'm not here enough to have missed him or know when he was last here, but you make me worry, Mike...

Posted by: Chi at October 21, 2016 12:03 AM (qlcTY)

568 I think I might have read the blurb for Robot Jox and went, "Nah."

Another problem with Salvation is the dude's power source is purely bio? Really?


Posted by: Anna Puma
****

Well, if you're feeling suicidal and need that final push to do it- Robot Jox.

And his power source. BS! Thank you!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 21, 2016 12:03 AM (hVdx9)

569 515 "How did Anthony Cumia go off the rails?

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 20, 2016 11:29 PM (MB9+R) "

Well, besides his ephebophilia and his stable of 19 year olds with daddy issues, he just stopped trying to be funny. Check out the roast he did about a year and a half ago - most of the 'jokes' aren't even jokes. The funny thing is he's complete white trash - he makes a joke about how NASA was all-white when we went to the moon, as if the Cumias were a big part of the space program. Most of the things he blasts the black community for are things he admits to doing in his youth and even well into adulthood - theft, having bad or no credit, not having stable relationships, abusing drugs or alcohol, etc.

Opie is an idiot too. They both handled the 'break-up' like teenage girls fighting over a boy they both like.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 20, 2016 11:45 PM (kumBu)

Sad.

Opie and Anthony and Norton and the other comics were fucking hilarious back in the day.

I'm still piased at Comedy Central for taking Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn off the air in 2004.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 21, 2016 12:03 AM (MB9+R)

570 563 OK, Bebe, I've dug out a whipped cream which isn't you, and 2 I voted's. Found the party shoes one but I'm not into feet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2016 12:00 AM (IcT7t)

See? I knew you had the Gushie link.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2016 12:04 AM (hscyr)

571 Ken Jennings? COLOSSAL A-hole. He's on my punch list.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 21, 2016 12:04 AM (hVdx9)

572 I see the saw, but I don't saw the sea, you see?
Grampa was an old logger. His parting shot was always "You can tell 'em that you seen me, but you didn't see me saw."

AOP, because then you'd have to wire a head for a reservation?

"Norton issues." Tell me about it. Had two Commandos, a John Player and a Matchless. You swore by them, you swore at them, and finally you swore off them.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 21, 2016 12:04 AM (H5rtT)

573 "Posted by: L, Elle at October 20, 2016 11:59 PM (6IPEM) "

I don't think Joe is liberal - but you're right that he's one of those druggies who believes he's a deep-thinker, and he just isn't. He's not a smart guy, and when he tries to sound smart it's embarrassing. But he can be funny when he stays in his wheelhouse.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 12:05 AM (kumBu)

574 The tone of this ONT is rather pleasant. It is funny, upbeat, moronish, and altogether fun.
---
we can fix that.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2016 12:05 AM (LGcdt)

575 bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2016 12:00 AM (hscyr)

We've been doing pass the boxes for a while, so a move-in-able master bedroom is nothing to sneeze at ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at October 21, 2016 12:05 AM (AoK0a)

576 Broseidon, on Ken Jennings. Thanks for correcting me. I was kind of close at least, right?

And yeah, I loved Anthony on O&A and as a guest on Red Eye. He is pretty witty and semi smart on issues but his personal life is a total disaster. All the stupid young drama queen whores that he hooks up with and dates and dumps ---you could tell that was going to eventually blow up in his face. And it did. Boy, did it. It was awful watching the last girl on that periscope vid she made. He's so dumb and drunk in it and she totally set him up. In left him to kill himself at some point or drink himself to death

Posted by: L, Elle at October 21, 2016 12:06 AM (6IPEM)

577 My pet peeve is "It is what it is."

========

I have an entire bouquet of vocabularic pet peeves. (yes, I just made that word up, and yes, as an English major I have a license to do that).

Play the game
Closure
Going forward
Narrative
Leverage
it's (when the correct word is its)

Yes, there are more. No, I can't think of them at the moment.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 21, 2016 12:06 AM (BcNLK)

578 See? I knew you had the Gushie link.

I still think Grimm's a lucky man.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2016 12:06 AM (IcT7t)

579 571 Ken Jennings? COLOSSAL A-hole. He's on my punch list.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 21, 2016 12:04 AM (hVdx9)
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Wasn't he the one who said all sorts of nasty things when Breitbart died?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 21, 2016 12:06 AM (Nox3c)

580 Ken Jennings? COLOSSAL A-hole. He's on my punch list.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 21, 2016 12:04 AM (hVdx9)
------------------------------------
Wasn't he the one who said all sorts of nasty things when Breitbart died?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille
****

I THINK so. I just know he's said a lot of super nasty leftwing crap in general.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 21, 2016 12:07 AM (hVdx9)

581 What the Fuck happened to Jim Norton?

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 21, 2016 12:08 AM (MB9+R)

582 "Take it to the next level" I despise that term.

It is irredeemable.


Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 21, 2016 12:08 AM (8iiMU)

583 "Take it to the next level" I despise that term.

It is irredeemable.




Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt
****

It is what it is.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 21, 2016 12:08 AM (hVdx9)

584 "Sad.

Opie and Anthony and Norton and the other comics were fucking hilarious back in the day.

I'm still piased at Comedy Central for taking Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn off the air in 2004.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 21, 2016 12:03 AM (MB9+R) "

Yeah, Tough Crowd was great. And some of the stuff O+A and Norton/Patrice/the other third mic comics did after they got hired at XM, the stuff from 04 to around 2008, was some of the funniest shit I've ever heard to this day. Fast forward to 2016 - Patrice is dead, and the other three aren't funny.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 12:08 AM (kumBu)

585 kbdabear, Kershaw's pitching the 6th game? I stand corrected. Yeah, the Cubs had to win this one.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 21, 2016 12:08 AM (P8951)

586 I'm still piased at Comedy Central for taking Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn off the air in 2004.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 21, 2016
****
Me too! I loved that show. Colin Quinn is hilarious.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 21, 2016 12:09 AM (6IPEM)

587 It is what it is.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 21, 2016 12:08 AM (hVdx9)

"irregardless", I still hate it.

Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 21, 2016 12:09 AM (8iiMU)

588 ... I have no idea why this man is successful or famous outside of his MMA stuff.
Posted by: L, Elle
------------------

News Radio. That's how I know him.
Back then he was funny. Then I saw some of his stand-up. He was funny.
But I have seen very lititle of him since. I know that he do a TV thing where hot checks ate worm... Gross Factor?
*dosent sound right

I just don't pay too much attention to pop culture. But I need to watch that video. He looks YUGE!
Your head doesn't grow like that with HGH - or whatever the new shit is.
(The difference from the last time I saw him is reminiscent of Doran Yates)

Posted by: Chi at October 21, 2016 12:09 AM (qlcTY)

589 OMG OMG OMG, there's a trailer for the Grand Tour! (That's the real Top Gear guys -- Clarkson, May, and Hammond -- doing Not Top Gear for Amazon.

It looks amazing.

http://bit.ly/2er8m0M

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 12:11 AM (mgbwf)

590 Gross Factor?

Fear Factor.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 21, 2016 12:11 AM (IcT7t)

591 It is what it is.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 21, 2016 12:08 AM (hVdx9)

"irregardless", I still hate it.


Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt
****

I see you are taking it to the next level.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 21, 2016 12:11 AM (hVdx9)

592 Jim Norton is really disgusting and a total pervert. I can't stand the guy. He's not funny at all.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 21, 2016 12:11 AM (6IPEM)

593 Don't take this the wrong way. Have to say it, for luck.
I once saw the Cubs blow a 9-run lead in the 9th inning.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 21, 2016 12:12 AM (H5rtT)

594 Rogan looks like he has the Barry Bonds head.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2016 12:12 AM (89T5c)

595 "Ken Jennings? COLOSSAL A-hole. He's on my punch list.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 21, 2016 12:04 AM (hVdx9) "

I'm mystified at why everyone seems to think this because of a few tweets. He's probably the most approachable, nice and humble 'famous' guy I've ever met. If you check out his Twitter, he has a dark sense of humor, which belies the fact that he looks so incredibly whitebread and bland.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 12:13 AM (kumBu)

596 I still don't get that "flip another man's meat" commercial.
Who is the intended audience?
There aren't that many gay men out there and most of the ones I know don't drink much beer.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 21, 2016 12:13 AM (Nox3c)

597 586 I'm still piased at Comedy Central for taking Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn off the air in 2004.
Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 21, 2016
****
Me too! I loved that show. Colin Quinn is hilarious.
Posted by: L, Elle at October 21, 2016 12:09 AM (6IPEM)


He is, and in an interesting way. He comes across as brash and coarse, but he's really sharp and subtle, as you can see in his weird Twitter feed.

I loved that show too. The idea was inspired -- get some comedians in the room and get them competing to be off-the-cuff funny. It worked, but I'm not sure that Comedy Central ever quite realized what they had there.

Posted by: Splunge at October 21, 2016 12:13 AM (iMxBJ)

598 Language is an agreed upon creation of (someone's) imagination.

The book, "The Professor and the madman" articulates the concept in an elegant an informative fashion.

How are words created, substantiated an "sanctioned" as acceptable?

Brain Gainzz are noticeable from considering and reconciling such concepts.

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at October 21, 2016 12:13 AM (+7Skf)

599 I work with Hillary lovers who like to say "It takes a village ..." When we complete a team project.

It makes me want to slap.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 21, 2016 12:14 AM (P8951)

600 Y'all know the rumors why Tough Crowd was cancelled was because it was not liberal and IICR Comedy Central claimed it hurt Jon Kerry not getting elected or something.

Either way they cancelled an original great comedy show with real comedians for hacks writting for another fake news program.

Sad.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 21, 2016 12:14 AM (MB9+R)

601 Who moved my cheese?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2016 12:14 AM (IqV8l)

602 Norton is not a good place to be, by all accounts.
Heck, Windows has a free virus tool you can download, which is supposed
to be pretty good, and it's the one I use. Most times I hear a story
about an antivirus messing something up, it's Norton. OK, sometimes
MacAfee.

Posted by: Splunge at October 20, 2016 11:47 PM (iMxBJ)

Posted by: Epobirs at October 20, 2016 11:56 PM (IdCqF)


I'm on Windows 7 still. There's a couple other computers connected to the account and for the most part Norton's has been problem free.

I just remember having to uninstall and reinstall a couple of years back for some reason. This time, I had downloaded AdAware for some reason and that seems to have messed it up. It's working now.


Thanks for the help.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 21, 2016 12:15 AM (2L42J)

603 Fear Factor.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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That's it. Thank You.

*withOUT Human Growth Hormone
*Dorian Yates is the correct spelling.

Posted by: Chi at October 21, 2016 12:15 AM (qlcTY)

604 I have irregardless tattooed inside my barb wire.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2016 12:15 AM (qUNWi)

605
599 I work with Hillary lovers who like to say "It takes a village ..." When we complete a team project.

It makes me want to slap.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 21, 2016 12:14 AM (P8951



Can I guess that they are the ones that usually do the least amount of actual work on the project

Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2016 12:15 AM (bMG0w)

606 "What the Fuck happened to Jim Norton?

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 21, 2016 12:08 AM (MB9+R) "

He got skinny and started to look like an aging lesbian. He also started to become liberal because he thought it would help him finally get his big break - it hasn't. Amy Schumer used to be his opening act, so maybe he thought he could duplicate her path to 'fame.' I don't think he was ever conservative, but I think back when he was actually funny he had a bit of a libertarian streak.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 12:15 AM (kumBu)

607 Apple rant to follow:

My iPhone somehow updated itself to system 10, without me knowing it.
After which time it required that I sign in with my password for icloud (emails, etc) and itunes.
It required that I do this late at night while I was listening to podcasts and such, and I admit I was in my cups.
So I screwed up entering my password for all that crap. 3 times in a row.
Apple then locks me out of my icloud services.
Then I go online and it asks me to answer security questions that I set up like 15 years ago.
I also fail those.
I go in to the Apple store with my ID. Surely they can help me.
No, they cannot. Because they follow the Big Corporate Protocol, and have a nice day, drop dead.
So, emails, contacts, photos, spreadsheets, tax information on the icloud, all gone. Poof.

F*ck Apple. All I can see in my mind is that self righteous dick smoker Tim Cook and I go ballistic.
I will never spend another penny on those worthless assholes. I will go back to cuneiform tablets first.

Posted by: navybrat at October 21, 2016 12:16 AM (w7KSn)

608 "I loved that show too. The idea was inspired -- get some comedians in the room and get them competing to be off-the-cuff funny. It worked, but I'm not sure that Comedy Central ever quite realized what they had there.

Posted by: Splunge at October 21, 2016 12:13 AM (iMxBJ) "

Unlike a lot of other comedians, Colin actually *is* smart, but he can also just be brash.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 12:17 AM (kumBu)

609 I see that IllTemperedCur has emailed Ricardo in the past... he/she must have an email address, maybe more info. See:
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=364208

Posted by: Shaggy dog joke at October 21, 2016 12:18 AM (eMnol)

610 Young Jimmy Norton was funnier than older Jimmy.

But he white knights now for hacks like Amy Schumer.

Sad.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 21, 2016 12:18 AM (MB9+R)

611 Crap. *drops dog sock*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2016 12:19 AM (eMnol)

612 I miss Dennis Miller's shows

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2016 12:19 AM (hscyr)

613
He is, and in an interesting way. He comes across as brash and coarse, but he's really sharp and subtle, as you can see in his weird Twitter feed.

I loved that show too. The idea was inspired -- get some comedians in the room and get them competing to be off-the-cuff funny. It worked, but I'm not sure that Comedy Central ever quite realized what they had there.

Posted by: Splunge at October 21, 2016 12:13 AM (iMxBJ)



Not liberal group thinky enough for Comedy Central. If South Park had started today it wouldn't last three seasons with their libertarian-esque views.

Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2016 12:19 AM (bMG0w)

614 I miss Dennis Miller's shows
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2016 12:19 AM (hscyr)


Trump needs to make him press secretary.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 21, 2016 12:19 AM (FYrz1)

615 Apple rant to follow:
My iPhone somehow updated itself to system 10, without me knowing it.
After which time it required that I sign in with my password for icloud (emails, etc) and itunes.
It required that I do this late at night while I was listening to podcasts and such, and I admit I was in my cups.
So I screwed up entering my password for all that crap. 3 times in a row.
Apple then locks me out of my icloud services.
Then I go online and it asks me to answer security questions that I set up like 15 years ago.
I also fail those.
I go in to the Apple store with my ID. Surely they can help me.
No, they cannot. Because they follow the Big Corporate Protocol, and have a nice day, drop dead.
So, emails, contacts, photos, spreadsheets, tax information on the icloud, all gone. Poof.
F*ck Apple. All I can see in my mind is that self righteous dick smoker Tim Cook and I go ballistic.
I will never spend another penny on those worthless assholes. I will go back to cuneiform tablets first.


After Jobs took the dirt nap, the place has gone to shit. Went Android and never looked back.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2016 12:20 AM (89T5c)

616 606 "What the Fuck happened to Jim Norton?

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 21, 2016 12:08 AM (MB9+R) "

He got skinny and started to look like an aging lesbian. He also started to become liberal because he thought it would help him finally get his big break - it hasn't. Amy Schumer used to be his opening act, so maybe he thought he could duplicate her path to 'fame.' I don't think he was ever conservative, but I think back when he was actually funny he had a bit of a libertarian streak.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 12:15 AM (kumBu

Obama ruined comedy

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 21, 2016 12:20 AM (MB9+R)

617 "Not liberal group thinky enough for Comedy Central. If South Park had started today it wouldn't last three seasons with their libertarian-esque views.

Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2016 12:19 AM (bMG0w) "

I think Matt and Trey have said as much - they know they'd have been long gone if they weren't such a golden goose for the network.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 12:20 AM (kumBu)

618 https://youtu.be/1fRmRzVBfGk blackberry smoke, "let it burn"

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 21, 2016 12:20 AM (0O7c5)

619 I see that IllTemperedCur has emailed Ricardo in the past... he/she must have an email address, maybe more info. See:
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=364208
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Comment 15

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2016 12:21 AM (eMnol)

620 Trump needs to make him press secretary.


OMFG ....you are genn yus.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2016 12:21 AM (qUNWi)

621 C'mon Chapman,end this.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 21, 2016 12:21 AM (P8951)

622 Dennis Miller? That works since Sam Kinison is no longer available.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2016 12:21 AM (7/ORs)

623
Posted by: navybrat at October 21, 2016 12:16 AM (w7KSn)

So, anyone who can get their hands on someone else's iPhone can make all the victim's cloud stuff go poof for good?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 21, 2016 12:21 AM (3myMJ)

624 I think Matt and Trey have said as much - they know they'd have been long gone if they weren't such a golden goose for the network.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 12:20 AM (kumBu)


Honestly, I suspect that they'd be picked up by Netflix or Amazon if they were starting out these days.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 21, 2016 12:22 AM (FYrz1)

625 "Obama ruined comedy

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 21, 2016 12:20 AM (MB9+R) "

Heh, he sorta did. I think Anthony's slow descent into madness started with Obama's election - that was the first time I remember him just ranting and not trying to be funny. Earlier, he was racist but was still trying to make people laugh. The day after Obama won, he was just screaming at black callers.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 12:22 AM (kumBu)

626 @594...

Joe and Dana have the same T-replacement Doc......

Better physique thru chemistry.....If you can afford it.

Nugenix is baby aspirin compared to the pharma available for a price.

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at October 21, 2016 12:22 AM (+7Skf)

627 607 Apple rant to follow:

My iPhone somehow updated itself to system 10, without me knowing it.
After which time it required that I sign in with my password for icloud (emails, etc) and itunes.
It required that I do this late at night while I was listening to podcasts and such, and I admit I was in my cups.
So I screwed up entering my password for all that crap. 3 times in a row.
Apple then locks me out of my icloud services.
Then I go online and it asks me to answer security questions that I set up like 15 years ago.
I also fail those.
I go in to the Apple store with my ID. Surely they can help me.
No, they cannot. Because they follow the Big Corporate Protocol, and have a nice day, drop dead.
So, emails, contacts, photos, spreadsheets, tax information on the icloud, all gone. Poof.

F*ck Apple. All I can see in my mind is that self righteous dick smoker Tim Cook and I go ballistic.
I will never spend another penny on those worthless assholes. I will go back to cuneiform tablets first.



Posted by: navybrat at October 21, 2016 12:16 AM (w7KSn)



And thus the idiocy of trusting your data to another companies hard drive that you don't have local control over is demonstrated. I have an iPhone and do not have iCloud enabled.

Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2016 12:22 AM (bMG0w)

628 612 I miss Dennis Miller's shows
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2016 12:19 AM (hscyr)

I used to be kinda of a regular call in on Dennis Miller radio show at the beginning.

Again. Obama killed comedy.

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 21, 2016 12:22 AM (MB9+R)

629 Donna I am about to pass out over here.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 21, 2016 12:22 AM (7ZXKG)

630 614 Trump needs to make him press secretary.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 21, 2016 12:19 AM (

Ooooo, that could be entertaining.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2016 12:22 AM (hscyr)

631 Obama ruined comedy


They ruin everything.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2016 12:23 AM (qUNWi)

632 Tammy!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2016 12:23 AM (hscyr)

633 High, guys.

Are we still fighting the tattoo wars? Cause I got my first one about 3 weeks ago.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at October 21, 2016 12:23 AM (9LDED)

634 Damn it

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 21, 2016 12:23 AM (7ZXKG)

635 Cubs win 8-4.
Whew.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 21, 2016 12:23 AM (Nox3c)

636 Are we still fighting the tattoo wars? Cause I got my first one about 3 weeks ago.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at October 21, 2016 12:23 AM (9LDED)


Was it, "I'm lost, please help me find my home at this address:.." on your ass?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 21, 2016 12:24 AM (FYrz1)

637 Cubs win 8-4.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 21, 2016 12:24 AM (P8951)

638 Oh thank God.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 21, 2016 12:24 AM (7ZXKG)

639
Obama ruined comedy

"Comedians" ruined comedy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2016 12:24 AM (IqV8l)

640 633
High, guys.



Are we still fighting the tattoo wars? Cause I got my first one about 3 weeks ago.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at October 21, 2016 12:23 AM (9LDED)


What'd you get? Where? And how long did it take?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 21, 2016 12:24 AM (2L42J)

641
633 High, guys.

Are we still fighting the tattoo wars? Cause I got my first one about 3 weeks ago.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at October 21, 2016 12:23 AM (9LDED)



So what poorly written Chinese symbols did you get for your Tramp Stamp?

Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2016 12:25 AM (bMG0w)

642 Hey everybody.

Has anyone here read the book "American Pastoral," or does anyone here have an interest in seeing the movie that's coming out tomorrow (I believe)?

Interesting storyline in that it has to do with a gentile-looking Jew whose middle-class life is ruined... when in 1968 his (hideously overweight) daughter gets involved with far left terrorism and blows up the neighborhood post office, then she disappears.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2016 12:25 AM (NlMkN)

643 Good night Rons and Ettes. Vote Trump to save comedy

Posted by: Pepe, The Irredeemable at October 21, 2016 12:26 AM (MB9+R)

644 I have no idea who Joe Rogan is and I get the feeling that's perfectly OK.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 21, 2016 12:26 AM (3myMJ)

645 627 I have an iPhone and do not have iCloud enabled.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2016 12:22 AM (bMG0w)

This. Location services off. Fitness tracking off... and

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2016 12:27 AM (hscyr)

646 "Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2016 12:25 AM (NlMkN) "

I think it's one of those books I'm supposed to have read as a lib arts major, but I didn't. The only Roth I've read was Portnoy's Complaint.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 12:27 AM (kumBu)

647 And I just read at rogerebert.com, "Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer" is being re-released for the 30th anniversary of its premiere.

I have the blu-ray... quite the gripping flick.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2016 12:27 AM (NlMkN)

648 "Comedians" ruined comedy.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2016 12:24 AM (IqV8l)


I used to love comedy shows, just for background noise. But there's so much bullshit on them now, and they don't make me laugh out loud. 'Mom' is the last show that I may DVR if it's still funny.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 21, 2016 12:27 AM (2L42J)

649 broseidon, supposedly American Pastoral is *very* late-period Roth... the book came out in 1997.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2016 12:28 AM (NlMkN)

650 599 I work with Hillary lovers who like to say "It takes a village ..." When we complete a team project.

It makes me want to slap.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 21, 2016 12:14 AM (P8951)

In AK, some villages are dry, and some are not, but all of them are inaccessible by road, small, lack plumbing and other means of sanitation, and are generally awful places to spend the winter.


If that's what she means, then I question her sanity.

If that isn't what she means, then what the hell does she mean, and why would she say it out loud?

I would say "Hillary be damned," but I suspect she already is.

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at October 21, 2016 12:28 AM (cm1Bl)

651 It is a nightmare of Dante-esque proportions.
I have the phone in my hand, "text me a new temporary password" I ask them.
Sorry, sir, we can't do that.
We can email you a new password.
Oh, you mean on the email system that you have locked me out of?
Thanks a lot.
Sell your iPhone right now, sell your Apple stock. I sold mine 3 years ago. That was a good move.

Posted by: navybrat at October 21, 2016 12:28 AM (w7KSn)

652
633 High, guys.

Are we still fighting the tattoo wars? Cause I got my first one about 3 weeks ago.
Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at October 21, 2016 12:23 AM (9LDED)

Pics or it didn't happen!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2016 12:28 AM (hscyr)

653 Meremortal, you're not missing a dam thing.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 21, 2016 12:28 AM (P8951)

654 644 I have no idea who Joe Rogan is and I get the feeling that's perfectly OK.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters... at October 21, 2016 12:26 AM (3myMJ)


One of the replacements of Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel on The Man Show. Now he does commentary for UFC.

He was one that heavily went after Carlos Mencia as a joke thief.

Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2016 12:28 AM (bMG0w)

655 I have no idea who Joe Rogan is and I get the feeling that's perfectly OK.


Nope. Nothing of value was lost from your life.

He was a dumb guy on a show called News Radio.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2016 12:29 AM (qUNWi)

656 Every October, I like to order a few more horror movies. Here's what I ordered this year:

- Sisters (early Brian DePalma 'evil women' flick, released 1973, starring Margot Kidder as evil siamese twins)

- It (blu-ray of the late 1980s TV movie starring Tim Curry)

- Salem's Lot (blu-ray of the TV miniseries from the 1970s)

I also finally got copies earlier this year of "The Conjuring," "Misery," and the recent release "The Witch" (which is spelled on the cover, "The VVitch").

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2016 12:30 AM (NlMkN)

657 645 627 I have an iPhone and do not have iCloud enabled.
Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2016 12:22 AM (bMG0w)

This. Location services off. Fitness tracking off... and

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2016 12:27 AM (hscyr)



Eh. Location services I'm open to having on. Of course the apps that want to always have it on is a definite no. And the fitness I don't mind since I like seeing an estimate of how much I walk at work.

Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2016 12:30 AM (bMG0w)

658 "One of the replacements of Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel on The Man Show. Now he does commentary for UFC.

He was one that heavily went after Carlos Mencia as a joke thief.

Posted by: buzzion at October 21, 2016 12:28 AM (bMG0w) "

Yeah, it was him and Doug Stanhope on the Man Show revival. Rogan had a tiny bit of fame before that as a Newsradio cast member. Was maybe most famous at one point for hosting Fear Factor. Probably best known now for being an MMA announcer/analyst and his podcast. And yeah, he's the one who really blasted Mencia as being a plagiarist.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 12:31 AM (kumBu)

659 Bunch of fucking smartasses.

>>>Was it, "I'm lost, please help me find my home at this address:.." on your ass?

No, it was "if found, please return to Cougar. Delete my browser history first"

>>>So what poorly written Chinese symbols did you get for your Tramp Stamp?

The guy said it meant Honor, but a quick Google search shows that it is actually Dumb Foreigner

>>>What'd you get? Where? And how long did it take?

Real answer. A Ka-bar through a kettlebell. Calf. Just over an hour.


Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at October 21, 2016 12:31 AM (9LDED)

660 Steve, "Henryortrait of a Serial Killer". Has to be one of the least enjoyable films I have ever seen. I regretted watching it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.(brandishing ampersands) at October 21, 2016 12:31 AM (P8951)

661 Donna, Henry's not an easy view and doesn't help that it's so realistic. The ending is also a huge downer, to be honest.

At least with something like "A Clockwork Orange," the story is so fantastic; you can say, well, it's just crazy science fiction. Henry, not so much...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2016 12:32 AM (NlMkN)

662 "He was a dumb guy on a show called News Radio.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2016 12:29 AM (qUNWi) "

I really liked Newsradio, but Rogan's character was one of the least funny bits. Phil Hartman and Stephen Root were fantastic.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 12:32 AM (kumBu)

663 "Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer" might have benefited from being a bit more like "Manhunter." Who knows...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2016 12:33 AM (NlMkN)

664 Damn almost 700 comments already?

Which thread did this become: Trump, guns, or boobs?

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 21, 2016 12:34 AM (Idu2i)

665 It takes a Potemkin Village.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2016 12:34 AM (IqV8l)

666
Real answer. A Ka-bar through a kettlebell. Calf. Just over an hour.







Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at October 21, 2016 12:31 AM (9LDED)

Cool, if you're happy with it.

I love those tattoo shows. Some of the bad ones are pretty funny.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at October 21, 2016 12:34 AM (2L42J)

667 Eh. Location services I'm open to having on. Of course the apps that want to always have it on is a definite no. And the fitness I don't mind since I like seeing an estimate of how much I walk at work.

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I thought dead people just sat on clouds and played harps.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2016 12:35 AM (4HySM)

668 650----If that isn't what she means, then what the hell does she mean, and why would she say it out loud?

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at October 21, 2016 12:28 AM (cm1Bl)
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Well, she was going to call her book "It Takes a Cold, Distant, Imperial Leviathan" but the editors thought "village" sounded sweeter.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 21, 2016 12:36 AM (Nox3c)

669 I reed english pretty good.

What does a ka-bar through a kettlebell mean?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 12:37 AM (mgbwf)

670 On your calf? Thought that is an extra painful spot.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2016 12:38 AM (69yki)

671 Al a-hoo a ka-bar?

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2016 12:38 AM (qUNWi)

672 **Top 5 Rejected Titles For "It Takes A Village"**

5. "It Takes A Bitch"

4. "It Takes ME!! Elect ME!!!!"

3. "It Takes Confiscatory Taxation And An All-Knowing, All-Seeing Police State"

2. "It Takes Crazy Harpies With Horndog Husbands Who Just Can't Keep It In Their Pants"

1. "It Takes A Stalin"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2016 12:39 AM (NlMkN)

673
Good evening, good people. Quick in and out to say hi before we head off to do some waterfowling this weekend.

Nice to see some familiar people posting again.

Just remember,y'all,we are Americans, so that head is held HIGH--most especially during these times.

Cherish OUR country the way you know it to be under the filth laid on by the left. This election may be the start of the beginning to restore our land. Never despair--we WILL prevail.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 21, 2016 12:40 AM (X35Yt)

674 672---

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 21, 2016 12:40 AM (Nox3c)

675 1. "It Takes A Stalin"


A little Stalin here a little stealin there...

Let's call the whole thing off....

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2016 12:40 AM (qUNWi)

676 Thanks Margarita. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2016 12:40 AM (NlMkN)

677 #595

Get him going for a few minutes on a non-political subject and he will be compelled to insert some political comment. He just can't help himself. I listened to a book he did on stuff parents tell kids. It should have been possible to keep it neutral throughout and not drive off big chunk of the potential market. But no, I was about a third in and he decides to throw in an aside that puts me in a very 'screw you, too, Ken' mood for the rest of the book.

If you ask him, he'd probably be mystified as to why anyone would be offended. Surely the kind of people who oppose is cherished leftist beliefs are illiterate and not reading books, I imagine he'd suggest.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 21, 2016 12:42 AM (IdCqF)

678 eleven, reminds me of a song... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2016 12:42 AM (NlMkN)

679 I see that IllTemperedCur has emailed Ricardo in the past... he/she must have an email address, maybe more info. See:
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=364208
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Comment 15

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2016 12:21 AM (eMnol)

I emailed Ricardo a few days ago.

Haven't heard back.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 21, 2016 12:42 AM (Idu2i)

680 Watching a Trump speech on youtube, from yesterday in Colorodo. Awesome. Because he is just reciting facts. What we have is such a total shitshow that all you have to do is describe it accurately, and I'm given hope.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2016 12:43 AM (dtWKK)

681 I emailed Ricardo a few days ago.

Haven't heard back.
Posted by: Country Boy
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Worrisome.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2016 12:44 AM (ZIFyZ)

682 I hope ur doing ok Ricardo.

If you read this.

Posted by: eleven at October 21, 2016 12:45 AM (qUNWi)

683 Joe Rogan gets $500k to commentate UFC cards.
He's not too bad at calling the fights. His partner, Mike Goldberg, brainfucks himself with some regularity. Worth youtubing his gaffes.

Alex Jones and Joe have a video called "belly of the beast" on YouTube.

Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at October 21, 2016 12:45 AM (+7Skf)

684 >>>What does a ka-bar through a kettlebell mean?

Ka-bar is the USMC fighting knife. Looks like this: https://www.kabar.com/knives/detail/30

Kettlebell is a cannonball looking piece of metal with a handle. Looks like this: http://www.roguefitness.com/rogue-monster-kettlebells

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at October 21, 2016 12:45 AM (9LDED)

685 Ka-bar is the USMC fighting knife. Looks like this:


Oh, cool. I feel less manly for having had to ask, but cool.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 12:47 AM (mgbwf)

686 >>>On your calf? Thought that is an extra painful spot.

You would be correct. After he was done the artist said "I didn't want to tell you before, but you would think the calf doesn't hurt because there's some muscle there. You'd be wrong. It smarts like a motherfucker"

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at October 21, 2016 12:48 AM (9LDED)

687 Uh huh but no pics of the tat. Tease.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2016 12:48 AM (hscyr)

688 Yes - Bander, pls report to the Man Card Renewal and Review Center, in the Ministry of Machismo, on Monday @ 900 AM.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 12:48 AM (QDnY+)

689 "Now, however, 1)you really can't judge a book by its cover, and 2)almost everybody really *is* a lowlife these days (at least by prior, outmoded cultural standards)."

Tattoos are a reliable indicator of bad judgement.
I wouldn't hire anyone who has one.
The next generation will soon chose to not have tattoos and tattoos will be seen as what the are, bad judgement and a sign that people need government to make the decisions because government is further seeing than just current 'pop' fashion.
(no this is not a comment on government's short sightedness, it's a comment on people who are so short sighted that they will get tattoos, for life, proving the need for government)

no, I do not have a tattoo.
yes, I am a bigot.

Posted by: Speller at October 21, 2016 12:48 AM (pSotA)

690 Every weekend you have a pet thread and pics, so why not have a cooking thread where morons get to send in pictures of their creations? I have some pretty good cakes I've made, and I want other morons to salivate over them.

Posted by: todd at October 21, 2016 12:49 AM (CR+kV)

691 "Get him going for a few minutes on a non-political subject and he will be compelled to insert some political comment.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 21, 2016 12:42 AM (IdCqF) "

And you know this from personal experience? I did get him on a non-political subject. We were at a dinner with some other trivia people - politics came up, but he was mum about it. Is he a lefty? I'm certain. But he never struck me as a pushy one or an activist. And he's not a humorless scold - if you check his wiki page, you'll see he's come under fire from the SJW language police because of some 'offensive' remarks on Twitter.


The trivia scene is about 90% liberal, and of the famous Jeopardy ones that are mouthy on Twitter, Ken is by far the least liberal. Julia Collins and Arthur Chu have him beat by a country mile, and both were also unpleasant in person.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 12:51 AM (kumBu)

692 690 todd

$$'s to donuts (SWIDT?) CBD would *love* to post those, were folks to submit them.

Starting with artisanal 'ette, of course

Posted by: ibguy at October 21, 2016 12:52 AM (vUcdz)

693 I maintain my olympian detachment from the long-bow/crossbow topic of tattoos.


However, a dermatologist friend has told me there are ungodly amounts of $$$$ being poured into R ampersand D on tattoo removal. Anticipating a ginormous market when the tattoo generations (starting mostly when - 1990s?) reach a certain age.


Indicating at a minimum that views thereon apparently tend to change with age.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 12:52 AM (QDnY+)

694 "Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 12:52 AM (QDnY+) "

My grandfather and late father did their fair share of tat removals as Dermatologists. I'm sure the technology can get better, but they already seemed to be pretty effective.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 12:54 AM (kumBu)

695 todd, that's a good idea. Email them to CBD. I'm sure he will incorporate them into the food thread he does.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 21, 2016 12:54 AM (6IPEM)

696 693 Indicating at a minimum that views thereon apparently tend to change with age.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 12:52 AM (QDnY+)

And the effects of gravity

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 21, 2016 12:54 AM (69yki)

697 Sometimes people get tats to insure that they will be un-hirable. Like face tats, teardrops, etc.
It works, I would never hire those.

Posted by: navybrat at October 21, 2016 12:55 AM (w7KSn)

698 695 L'Elle

GMTA

Posted by: ibguy at October 21, 2016 12:56 AM (vUcdz)

699 I had all my tattoos done with invisible ink.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 21, 2016 12:56 AM (v5iqM)

700 broseidon I am perfectly ignorant of current removal methodology, had always heard it was meh - I think what's being chased is a practical, affordable way for complete removal/restoration (as if it were never there).


Anyway, he said it was among the areas receiving the greatest of amount of venture $$$$ in dermatology, and he has always been half clinical, half research/commercialization side.


Fortunately, unless I found some $$$ to be an investor, it is irrelevant for me.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 12:57 AM (QDnY+)

701 Face and neck tats are a sign of serious mental issues and a damaged person. Those people scare me

Posted by: L, Elle at October 21, 2016 12:57 AM (6IPEM)

702 Ok I just caught the end of phoenixgirls' daughters' radio show.

I may have to call in some night.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 21, 2016 12:58 AM (Idu2i)

703 690 Every weekend you have a pet thread and pics, so why not have a cooking thread where morons get to send in pictures of their creations? I have some pretty good cakes I've made, and I want other morons to salivate over them.
Posted by: todd at October 21, 2016 12:49 AM (CR+kV)
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We do have a cooking thread on Sunday.
Charlie Brown's Dildo runs it.
I bet he'd love to feature your cakes. At the very least, you could pop in and give us a recipe and link a photo.

I really like your idea of sharing pics. I'm one of those who loves to see what a cake looks like. (Okay, what it's SUPPOSED to look like!)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 21, 2016 12:59 AM (Nox3c)

704 Haha, ibguy. Yes, indeed. You beat me to it though so you win

Posted by: L, Elle at October 21, 2016 12:59 AM (6IPEM)

705 #691

Have I met the man? No. Nor do I have any desire to after encountering his work enough times. After being insulted enough times for no useful purpose except perhaps virtue signalling to his perceived audience, I stop bothering.

Quite simply, some people can keep it in their pants and some cannot. My experience has been that Jennings cannot, possibly not even realizing his fly is open.

Arthur Chu is a whole other kettle of fish. Outright full-time asshole. But it can be funny to watch him work himself up into a frenzy when he thinks he's taken a leadership position and discovers the hard way that nobody really cares.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 21, 2016 01:00 AM (IdCqF)

706 Jim - while you're here.


So today I shot three different 30-06 loads for the M1 (TAC powder, increments of .5 grain only).


(100 yds, rested). One bullseye had a scattered bunch of hits, but not terrible. Second bullseye had a similar outcome.


Third (biggest charge), had an actual group (2 pairs touching, all 8 within a circle of 5 inches or so) - but low and left, outside the black.


Operator error (even rested) always figures in my results, but I found this odd. Most guys at the range said clearly the off-bullseye group was the right load. But the other charges yielded at least 50% reasonably close to actual bullseye.


Comment?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:01 AM (QDnY+)

707 702
Ok I just caught the end of phoenixgirls' daughters' radio show.



I may have to call in some night.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at October 21, 2016 12:58 AM (Idu2i)
aw...thanks for listening.....it's a very silly show....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, gird up your loins, this is not the time to go wobbly at October 21, 2016 01:01 AM (0O7c5)

708 704 L'Elle

Posted by: ibguy at October 21, 2016 01:01 AM (vUcdz)

709 "Fortunately, unless I found some $$$ to be an investor, it is irrelevant for me.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 12:57 AM (QDnY+) "

The process currently is laser removal, and there's some recovery time - they could probably get it so that your skin feels normal much quicker, or make the process itself faster.

Derm is an odd specialty - the big bucks are in MOHS (a skin cancer treatment), hair transplants, and other purely cosmetic stuff. My folks have always done more of the grunt work.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 01:02 AM (kumBu)

710 Also ibguy, good luck on your Ohio meet up. That seems like it's alot of work to organize one of those. Kind of like herding cats. I hope you guys have a lot of fun and form real life friendships that last.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 21, 2016 01:04 AM (6IPEM)

711 Face tats... no better way to render yourself unemployable for the rest of your life....

Posted by: E.T. at October 21, 2016 01:04 AM (9n0dl)

712 Found this. Shows all the holes and stupid sh*t in Terminator Salvation.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/nbr6t5s

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 21, 2016 01:05 AM (hVdx9)

713 "Quite simply, some people can keep it in their pants and some cannot. My experience has been that Jennings cannot, possibly not even realizing his fly is open.

Posted by: Epobirs at October 21, 2016 01:00 AM (IdCqF) "

Maybe he doesn't. Like I said, the trivia scene is intensely liberal. All I know is that I've actually met the man, and he was way friendlier than I expected him to be. At an event where he had every right to be an arrogant prick, he wasn't - and he was always magnanimous in defeat.

Neither of us know the man very well, but if you don't mind, I'll take my first hand experience over your second-hand perception of him. I don't feel like wasting much more time defending a guy I literally met once (well, multiple times over the course of one weekend).

Arthur Chu I've met more than once, was never pleasant, and was not at all magnanimous when we beat him at pub trivia.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 01:06 AM (kumBu)

714 rhomboid.


Sounds like your most accurate load (as far as group size goes), resulted in enough of a change to the burn propagation rate and resulting barrel harmonic, to have affected the point of impact vs. the point of aim.

But, I'd load up another six en-bloc clips of that recipe, and bench it out over an hour or two, just to see if it proves consistent.

If, after the 3rd clip, it IS consistent, change your sight to coincide with the actual impact point.

And if someone at the range has a chrono, get some numbers on those. Not just for top velocity, but for the velocity of each and every round.

High and low matter for the average, but what matters more is the Standard Deviation. That's the consistency, or not, of your load.

Hope you deduce the magic!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 21, 2016 01:07 AM (v5iqM)

715 >>>Uh huh but no pics of the tat. Tease.

No tease. I'm for bed, but remind me next time you see me.

Gnight, weirdos.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at October 21, 2016 01:08 AM (9LDED)

716 ibguy, I wish I could go, but I'm saving all my money for my trip to Japan the next weekend. If this happens next year, I'll definitely try to be there.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 01:09 AM (kumBu)

717 591
It is what it is.



Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 21, 2016 12:08 AM (hVdx9)



"irregardless", I still hate it.





Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt

****



I see you are taking it to the next level.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at October 21, 2016 12:11 AM (hVdx9)

I'm leveraging the list from 577.

Posted by: Deporable Ian Galt at October 21, 2016 01:10 AM (8iiMU)

718 710 L'Elle

Thanks!! I am stunned at the response this year: we had a lot of fun last year, but it was a much smaller group. More intimate, which was nice.

And our resident dead guy is slated to join us once again, as he has for all of them.

Don't say anything, but I'm bringing him a present

And it's really not that bad. The hardest part was the venue: our original choice suddenly closed a few weeks ago, and I had to scramble to find another. Which I did, and really excited about it.

Oh! We're also trying to arrange a Skype hookup with the Texas MoMe going on then, too.

/fingers crossed hopefully

Posted by: ibguy at October 21, 2016 01:12 AM (vUcdz)

719 Another guy at the same event who was a douche was Dileep Rao, the actor - he's a superb trivia player, but he had a scowl the entire weekend and always seemed to think he was too good to be there.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 01:12 AM (kumBu)

720 "When it comes to Washington DC, it is time to drain the damned swamp".


Heh. I think of all the trolls here saying that Trump is the least able to defeat Hillary, so what a shame we didn't pick someone else. What other candidate would say what Trump has? Jeb? The others are all as nutless as Hillary. DC needs to be cleansed.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2016 01:14 AM (dtWKK)

721 716 Broseiden

No worries, have a fun trip.

But do drop me a line so I can add you to the distro list:

swohmome@mail.com

Posted by: ibguy at October 21, 2016 01:15 AM (vUcdz)

722 699 I had all my tattoos done with invisible ink.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
-----------------
They actually have that now, if you didn't know.
Saw it on some tattoo show a few years ago, back when I had cable.
I think it was ultraviolet, maybe? Crazy.

Posted by: Chi at October 21, 2016 01:16 AM (qlcTY)

723 I'm texting from Pacific time and this is crazy. I'm use to central time. How do you people stay up this late!! In Vegas and have been in bed for an hour. I'm a loser

Posted by: Molly k. at October 21, 2016 01:16 AM (vItTz)

724 Jim - thanks.


Thing is, this rifle is already zeroed in pretty well for my otherwise standard load (4064, same projectile, 150g).


But I plan to do as you say, load up another few clips of the largest load from today, and see what happens.


There was a bias to the left in all the results - either I didn't move that front sight *quite* far enough back to the left, or somehow the wind was a factor (but at 100 yds with these velocities, doubtful). At worst, I can move the sight up one click for this particular powder to correct the low impact.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:16 AM (QDnY+)

725 Banning former congresscritters from being lobbyists for 5 years. I feel like I'm a kid in Candyland.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2016 01:17 AM (dtWKK)

726 Broseidon, how fun. You're going to Japan? That's one of the places that I want to travel to before I die. I hope you have a great and exciting trip.

Btw, I have a question that I've been meaning to ask you but I keep missing Ace's medical monitoring thread. I think it was you that mentioned Tough Mudder. How long do you think it takes to train for that? My good friend wants me to do that with him. It sounds horrible and I'm loathe to do it but I like challenges and it would be good for me physically. My dog is currently stronger than I am, and I hate that reality. I have little muscle strength and have never really followed any kind of exercise routine.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 21, 2016 01:17 AM (6IPEM)

727 Texting = commenting. Might be a reason I'm in bed.....

Posted by: Molly k. at October 21, 2016 01:18 AM (vItTz)

728 MollyK, did you win any money playing blackjack?

Posted by: L, Elle at October 21, 2016 01:21 AM (6IPEM)

729 Heh. I think of all the trolls here saying that Trump is the least able
to defeat Hillary, so what a shame we didn't pick someone else. What
other candidate would say what Trump has? Jeb? The others are all as
nutless as Hillary. DC delinda est.
---
FTFY

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2016 01:21 AM (LGcdt)

730 Oh, and one more thing:

My eternal gratitude to CBD who, 3 years ago, encouraged me to set up the first one, and mentored me through it.

And if any Morons are interested in setting up their own, I'm more than happy to help/advise.

FWIW

Posted by: ibguy at October 21, 2016 01:21 AM (vUcdz)

731 "Posted by: L, Elle at October 21, 2016 01:17 AM (6IPEM) "

I'll ask my friend who does all these races how long he trained for his first one. He's a bit of a workout snob, so sometimes he looks down on 'casuals' doing these events, but I don't share his attitude - everyone starts somewhere. Also, it all depends on what you're expecting - do you just want to finish the race, or do you want to compete?

IIRC the Tough Mudder is one of the obstacle races where you can bypass obstacles that you can't do by doing burpees instead, and as one of my trainers likes to say, everyone can do burpees, they just suck. I think it's considered one of the friendlier ones for newbies, too, but I'll ask Dean which race he's done that he thinks is best for someone's first rodeo.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 01:22 AM (kumBu)

732 ibguy -

best of luck & happy moron & -ette 'ing ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at October 21, 2016 01:23 AM (AoK0a)

733 OK, so now I have discovered some WWII weirdness that had somehow eluded me all these years.


Apparently, a Japanese-American unit (almost surely the famous 442nd RCT) encountered and fought against Turkestani volunteers (result of German invasion of southeastern USSR, north Caucasus/Crimea), in Italy. Ex-Soviet Muslims fighting Japanese-Americans who'd volunteered out of internment camps .... in central Italy. Wow.

"World" war, indeed.




Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:24 AM (QDnY+)

734 L, little did I know that when we planned the trip and I said there would be no possible schedule conflicts that my Tribe would be in the WS during the trip. >_<

Still going to be an amazing trip, though. Visiting some college friends who are living there for a year so we're spending most of the trip in Kyoto, with two nights in Tokyo. The two nights in Tokyo I expect to be an experience I will never forget.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 01:26 AM (kumBu)

735 ibguy, it's really generous of you to take the lead in putting the meet up together. And the dead guy probably saw your comment bc he's a late night person. That's really nice that you got him a gift. He deserves one for putting up with being dead and all. And the linking up to the TX meet up is genius. I hope that pans out. Cool!

Posted by: L, Elle at October 21, 2016 01:26 AM (6IPEM)

736 Til now my favorite WWII episode of this sort was at the Utah Beach landing area in Normandy, where after encountering few Germans but lots of Ukrainians, Poles, Croats et al (who mostly readily surrendered, but spoke no language any of the intel officers could decipher), one GI asked a commander - "just who are we fighting, sir?".

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:27 AM (QDnY+)

737 One of my favorite WW2 oddities has always been the tale of Hiroo Onoda, the 'last man fighting the war.' He only passed away two years ago.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 01:30 AM (kumBu)

738 for the marriage thread...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/girlfriend-sends-porn-star-test-9081805

unsurprisingly, it didn't end well.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2016 01:30 AM (LGcdt)

739 Broseidon, you will love Japan. Nice timing, too - there should be good fall colors in Kyoto right now (take the steet car/train out to Arashiyama, perfect right now). Your friends will be all dialed in, but Kyoto is fantastic for small bars and restaurants (Ponto-cho area, but not just that one).


And though I haven't checked, the Japan Series may be on, so you can get some baseball too. Actually watched much of one a few years back while travelling there in October. Think the winner was the Hokkaido team, the Nippon Ham Fighters (under an American manager).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:31 AM (QDnY+)

740 Thanks for the response, broseidon. I'll try to make the next MM thread in case you get an answer from your friend. There's no hurry on an answer btw. I've been in the thinking about phase for a while now. It looks sort of fun. And I want to go to be competitive. I'm a sore loser at Donald Trump level so I have no interest in just showing up and finishing so I get a participation ribbon. Screw that.

Posted by: L, Elle at October 21, 2016 01:31 AM (6IPEM)

741 rhomboid. I'd love to have a Garand that traced back to that Japanese-American, anti-Nazmuzzie contingent.

One could be fairly certain that said Garand would have some blooded history to tell.

I love a good Garand, but they're a rifle of myriad secrets and surprising revelations.

But when you get one that's "right", it's magic, pure and simple.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 21, 2016 01:31 AM (v5iqM)

742 732 Adriane

Thank you!

Posted by: ibguy at October 21, 2016 01:34 AM (vUcdz)

743 and then there are Italian Garands...

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2016 01:36 AM (LGcdt)

744 "And though I haven't checked, the Japan Series may be on, so you can get some baseball too. Actually watched much of one a few years back while travelling there in October. Think the winner was the Hokkaido team, the Nippon Ham Fighters (under an American manager).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:31 AM (QDnY+) "

IIRC we checked and we're going to miss the Japan Series, which is a shame. I really want to see an NPB game, so that'll have to be saved for a return trip. I've heard they have fantastic crowds.

Any recs on castles, shrines or other historical sites that are must visits in the Kyoto area? One I'm pushing for is Nara, which Google says is about an hour and a half out by train. And I know we all want to visit a hot spring, we just need to decide which one.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 01:36 AM (kumBu)

745 Jim both my M1s are HRAs, post-war production, but beautiful (excellent but experienced GI wood stocks). I am probably done with my CMP buys, and did not request "WWII serial number" either time.


But I do have a 1943 Quality Hardware carbine, for some connection to the Big One (and all my Mosins could easily have seen service - production dates from '24 to '44).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:37 AM (QDnY+)

746 You can skip as many obstacles as you like on a tough mudder. But it is 10-12 miles long, which will take months of training to be able to run the entire way.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2016 01:37 AM (VdICR)

747 735 L'Elle

/blushes

Hopefully, we'll have an "after action" report.

I *am* a bit skeptical abt the TX connection since they're starting several hours before us, even correcting for the time differential.

Que sera, sera.

And/or: It is what it is (SWIDT?)

Posted by: ibguy at October 21, 2016 01:38 AM (vUcdz)

748 693 ... a dermatologist friend has told me there are ungodly amounts of $$$$ being poured into R ampersand D on tattoo removal. Anticipating a ginormous market when the tattoo generations (starting mostly when - 1990s?) reach a certain age.
Posted by: rhomboid


When I was very young I noticed that my father had a very strange birthmark -- a small purple rectangle on his forearm.

Then when I was about ten years old I learned about tattoos and covering up tattoos, and one day in a flash it dawned on me that my father didn't have a purple rectangular birthmark -- he had a tattoo which he got covered up! (The old-school technology for "tattoo removal" -- just add another tattoo -- all one solid color -- on top of the one you don't want.)

So I asked him one day what his tattoo used to say.

He refused to tell me.

And to this day, he still refuses to tell me or anyone, despite him being very old.

I'm 95% sure it was the name of an early girlfriend or wife that he'd rather no one know about.

From that I learned: NEVER GET A TATTOO, even if it seems like a good idea at the time. Later, it will always be seen as a bad idea in retrospect.

Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2016 01:38 AM (jBuUi)

749 red, Grump (mostly a day-time thread guy) just got a BFM (?) Italian Garand variant, magazine fed, in 308 from Classic (I think).


Bastid. Looked on the Classic site, and it's a thing of beauty.


Damn oil well just isn't putting out the revenue I need for my gun "must have" list .....

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:39 AM (QDnY+)

750 "But I do have a 1943 Quality Hardware carbine, for some connection to the Big One (and all my Mosins could easily have seen service - production dates from '24 to '44).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:37 AM (QDnY+) "

How can I check the production date on my Mosin? I'm a bit curious if it saw action or was just one of the many surplus weapons.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 01:40 AM (kumBu)

751 well.... isn't *that* special?

went into spam to see if an e-mail from SARCO about my CG-63 match rifle had gotten eaten.

nope, but there sure were a whole lot of Trump and Trump related e-mails in there...

good thing i'm not overly suspicious.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2016 01:40 AM (LGcdt)

752 And if any Morons are interested in setting up their own, I'm more than happy to help/advise.

FWIW

Posted by: ibguy at October 21, 2016 01:21 AM (vUcdz)

I am not able to be at either MoMee, but if a Skype link is set up, could it be made into a sort of conference call, so 'Rons in the hinterlands could pop in and be counted?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2016 01:40 AM (CUYn5)

753 classic what?

not enough to bing that

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2016 01:43 AM (LGcdt)

754 Rack time.


Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 21, 2016 01:43 AM (v5iqM)

755 752 AOP

A most cromulent idea but, alas, I lack the technomagical skills to pull that off.

Posted by: ibguy at October 21, 2016 01:44 AM (vUcdz)

756 My friend who got me into guns bought a Lee-Enfield from the range we go to about 2 years ago for around 850, I think.

I currently only own two guns, my Mosin and a Glock 19. My folks own more handguns and shotguns, but I don't consider any of them 'mine.' For my third, I'm thinking something Israeli, since I'm MoT. Any of you guys have experience with the Tavor?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 01:44 AM (kumBu)

757 Which of the 17 candidates would have said "...because you would be in jail."? Is there anything they would have said, that Trump wouldn't, that I would trade for that?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2016 01:45 AM (VdICR)

758 broseidon, going from memory ......


I mentioned Arashiyama, short trip outside Kyoto by local street car and train, more for fall colors, but also nice river, some historic sites, and excellent examples of the Kyoto traditional high cuisine of small bites.


Nara is pretty good (annoying deer), and should be pretty this time of year.


Around Kyoto there's plenty - imperial palace, the temples and shrines up the hill, where you walk higher and higher; the Golden Temple; and the shrine or temple that has the famous zen rock garden. Also the Nishiki Market downtown (tho hard to beat New Year's Eve day, when I was there, for bustle and tradition) - there was a ramen place we ate that I swear was smaller than large walk-in closets I've used.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:45 AM (QDnY+)

759 756 broseidon

A belated L'shanna tova!

Posted by: ibguy at October 21, 2016 01:45 AM (vUcdz)

760 All of us down at the Brattleboro Womens Reproductive Health Clinic are proud to say the big winner in last night's debate with that liar Trump was Presdent Obama.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at October 21, 2016 01:46 AM (Fbj4h)

761 From that I learned: NEVER GET A TATTOO, even if it seems like a good idea at the time. Later, it will always be seen as a bad idea in retrospect.

Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2016 01:38 AM (jBuUi)

There are some tats that are traditional for some people. My late grandfather had a fouled anchor tattoo on his left upper arm. This was traditional for someone who had led a seafaring life, but had gotten married and become a landlubber.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2016 01:46 AM (CUYn5)

762 Perhaps it makes me an old fogey at 52 but I really don't get the attraction with tattoos. Most of them just look awful. Plus, I'm old enough to remember when even those who were technically friends (or at least friendly co-workers) who had extensive tattoos, they were people who you didn't trust much and definitely wouldn't bring them home or preferably let them know where home was. Guys like Max Silver were amusing to know but dangerous.


Posted by: Epobirs at October 21, 2016 01:48 AM (IdCqF)

763 I really need to listen to more Trump speeches. That really cheered me up.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2016 01:48 AM (dtWKK)

764 "Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:45 AM (QDnY+) "

Yeah, I figured since Kyoto is the old capital there would be way more historical sites nearby than we could ever do in just a week.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 01:48 AM (kumBu)

765 My friend who got me into guns bought a Lee-Enfield from the range we go to about 2 years ago for around 850, I think.

I currently only own two guns, my Mosin and a Glock 19. My folks own more handguns and shotguns, but I don't consider any of them 'mine.' For my third, I'm thinking something Israeli, since I'm MoT. Any of you guys have experience with the Tavor?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 01:44 AM (kumBu)

I was at the Torrington (Alberta) gun show last month, and saw several fine-looking Lee-Enfields in the 3-500 dollar range.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2016 01:48 AM (CUYn5)

766 red, Classic Arms in North Carolina.


broseidon, your Mosin manufacture year will be right on top of the receiver, towards the back (the large area where the chamber is, either hexagonal or round). The arsenal will be either Izhevsk (arrow through triangle) or Tula (star).
(unless your rifle is pre-1928, then the markings may be different)

Whether it saw action would be impossible to say, of course ("if they could talk"). But since most Mosins were produced prior to 1945, there's always the possibility.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:49 AM (QDnY+)

767 L Elle..... Just rolled in tonight and watched end of packers game and went to bed. No black jack yet but can't sleep so may go try

Posted by: Molly k. at October 21, 2016 01:52 AM (vItTz)

768 we've got a barreled Enfield 2A receiver in 308 that i need to collect the parts to build out.

gout a couple of other ones in the cupboard as well, including one that's waiting to come home.

(i *really* need to get the reloading bench finished. )

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2016 01:53 AM (LGcdt)

769 "Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:49 AM (QDnY+)"

Thanks. Can't believe I've never just noticed it by accident - so mine's a 1929. So there's a chance!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 01:53 AM (kumBu)

770 #766: Danke.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2016 01:54 AM (LGcdt)

771 yep broseidon a week will not leave you with lots of boring down-time.


If you're like me, enjoy the positive weirdness, or just quality, of little things in Japan. The absurd cleanliness. The absurd politeness (esp. to gaijin). Go in a Starbucks and note the little Japanese differences. (but also go into a Doutor, sort of the Japanese Starbucks, more often)


Two days in Tokyo is of course scratching the surface of the surface. Can't go wrong. Ginza, Harujuku, Shinjuku, department stores, Imperial Palace, getting packed into a subway car during rush hour (and I mean packed).


Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:55 AM (QDnY+)

772 Nara is pretty good (annoying deer), and should be pretty this time of year.

Deer Mugging !!!!!

Big a$$ deer rapidly approaching small child holding cracker backing away rapidly. Pretty much always, the deer wins ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at October 21, 2016 01:55 AM (AoK0a)

773 Al Smith Dinner

Romney and Obama attended four years ago, and roasted each other in a friendly way.

It's giving me the creeps.

https://youtu.be/yGgxr4Sxoas

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2016 01:57 AM (VdICR)

774 "Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:55 AM (QDnY+) "

We're all big nerds, so I know Akihabara is going to be a must, and as a history buff, I'd love to see the Imperial Palace.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 01:57 AM (kumBu)

775 No black jack yet but can't sleep so may go try

no!

They don't have clocks or windows in the casinos for a help the house win reason ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at October 21, 2016 01:58 AM (AoK0a)

776 broseidon, cool, I've got a 1929. Which arsenal?


Oh, forgot - in Tokyo, if you have any military history bug, the Yasukuni Shrine museum. Excellent museum (sadly they cleaned some jaw-dropping text that was in the China war section).


And if you've ever, say, had your Samsung blow up or been ripped off by a Kia dealer, you can take your revenge (this is the place where when a Japanese PM visits the Koreans and Chinese go ape-shit - still - because Class A war criminals remains are there, yada yada).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:58 AM (QDnY+)

777 nope, but there sure were a whole lot of Trump and Trump related e-mails in there...

good thing i'm not overly suspicious.
---
And yet shit from Mark Kirk, Paul Ryan, and twitter always appears in my inbox, no matter how much of it I flag as spam.

Posted by: Methos at October 21, 2016 01:59 AM (3Liv/)

778 "Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at October 21, 2016 01:55 AM (AoK0a) "

Maybe we'll go to cat island instead of Nara, lol. But I do want to see the deer.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 02:00 AM (kumBu)

779 Danggit broseidon you're making me miss Japan. Have not been in 3 years.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 02:02 AM (QDnY+)

780 "Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:58 AM (QDnY+) "

3 of the 5 of us would definitely be interested in that museum.

Looks like mine's the star, so Tula.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at October 21, 2016 02:04 AM (kumBu)

781 I enjoyed Nara!

My husband's friend had told us about the "deer mugging" when we were in Tokyo & sure enough we saw a deer mugging in process with the kid eventually throwing the cracker at the deer and running to hide behind his parents ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at October 21, 2016 02:04 AM (AoK0a)

782 My father is a libtard who hates Reagan. I think my father is a lost case and that Reagan is smarter and nobler than he is. Time to get wasted.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2016 02:05 AM (dtWKK)

783 Well two days isn't much, but research it, that museum is must-see for WWII/history nerds.


Tula 1929, excellent. Tula was evacuated in WWII due to the German advance, so there are fewer rifles from that plant than Izhevsk, hence a bit more valuable and less common. The older Tula rifles have this great long-winded inscription in Russian (instead of the star) "first weapons factory of the USSR".


Outta here, do zavtra tovarishi .........

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 02:15 AM (QDnY+)

784 For my third, I'm thinking something Israeli, since I'm MoT. Any of you guys have experience with the Tavor?

---
nope.

but i do have two IDF FN Mausers, one regular, one sniperized, less scope and mount. i also have an AR-7 with a wire stock that was IDF surplus.

we also have two AN/PVS2 starlight scopes with IDF cases and markings.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2016 02:25 AM (LGcdt)

785 Oy ...

Rises are red,
Lilies are white,
To each & all,
A peaceful good night ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at October 21, 2016 02:37 AM (AoK0a)

786 785
Oy ...



Rises are red,

Lilies are white,

To each all,

A peaceful good night ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at October 21, 2016 02:37 AM (AoK0a)

Goodnight Red, Goodnight Adriane.I got my chores done and its time to turn down the lights for the night...

Posted by: Gushka Can Has Kittehs what plays fetch! at October 21, 2016 02:39 AM (YhV5r)

787 my eyes are red
my martini is cold
but how the fuck
did i get to be this old?

Burma Shave

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2016 02:52 AM (LGcdt)

788 Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bonhoeffer's dead
Hitler is, too.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at October 21, 2016 02:55 AM (BcNLK)

789 782 My father is a libtard who hates Reagan. I think my father is a lost case and that Reagan is smarter and nobler than he is. Time to get wasted.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 21, 2016 02:05 AM (dtWKK)

The same. He watches a lot of network news. If I live to be a thousand I will not forgive the daily lies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2016 02:57 AM (VdICR)

790 521
The next time I hear "Reach out", I'm gonna reach out and strangle someone.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 20, 2016 11:46 PM (eMnol)


^^THIS.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at October 21, 2016 03:01 AM (sdi6R)

791 Ellen Pao wants insists that people who have wrong-thoughts that make her feel "not-included" or "unsafe" must be deprived of gainful employment. They must be put out to die. The Canadian leftists insist that if professors do not use the words that they want professors to use they feel "not-included" or "unsafe" and therefore such professors must be ousted from gainful employment. They must be put out to die. Know who else says that those who engage in wrong-thought or wrong-speak must die? ISIS.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at October 21, 2016 03:03 AM (5z7RS)

792 this is different. nice ONT LauraW.

good morning horde.

Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 21, 2016 03:10 AM (CrY8H)

793 "Reach out and touch someone.... TOW!"

11H10 FTW!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 21, 2016 03:11 AM (LGcdt)

794 I'm 95% sure it was the name of an early girlfriend or wife that he'd rather no one know about.

From that I learned: NEVER GET A TATTOO, even if it seems like a good idea at the time. Later, it will always be seen as a bad idea in retrospect.

Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2016 01:38 AM (jBuUi)


Not as bad as the most famous tattoo story of 30(?) years ago with Mark Gastineau and Bridgitte Neillsen, was it? That was pretty funny.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 21, 2016 03:12 AM (zc3Db)

795 tap, tap, tap ...

is this thing on?

I suppose it is even past midnight on the left coast.

Posted by: the generalisticly deplorable rich at October 21, 2016 03:22 AM (CrY8H)

796 791 Ellen Pao wants insists that people who have wrong-thoughts that make her feel "not-included" or "unsafe" must be deprived of gainful employment. They must be put out to die. The Canadian leftists insist that if professors do not use the words that they want professors to use they feel "not-included" or "unsafe" and therefore such professors must be ousted from gainful employment. They must be put out to die. Know who else says that those who engage in wrong-thought or wrong-speak must die? ISIS.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at October 21, 2016 03:03 AM (5z7RS)

Can someone please explain how being called by a word you don't like makes you feel "unsafe?"

Unsafe from what?

What is the actual threat? Physical? Mental? Intellectual? Emotional? What?

If not, then STFU.

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at October 21, 2016 03:30 AM (cm1Bl)

797 I'm old enough to have known a woman who had a rather prominent tattoo on her forearm. It was her "number" from the concentration camps.

I think I'll pass on ink, thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at October 21, 2016 03:35 AM (cm1Bl)

798 slept and slept and slept. Insomnia - didn't drift off until around 5 or 6, far later than usual, and woke up around 1.

Ugh....like being a vampire, but without the glamor.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 21, 2016 03:43 AM (KL2Og)

799 Perhaps it's just as well I missed most of the evening. Seems lately there's not much worth staying awake for.

And now what to do....

Holsters and shoes and belts and all the leather still good from my last bout of OCD.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 21, 2016 03:45 AM (KL2Og)

800 ***loud sigh ***

*rolls thread over and starts going thru its pockets. Not much cash, cheap watch, crappy fold phone with no good pics on it. Kick thread in the ribs for wasting his time.*

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 21, 2016 03:48 AM (KL2Og)

801 yep broseidon a week will not leave you with lots of boring down-time.


If you're like me, enjoy the positive weirdness, or just quality, of little things in Japan. The absurd cleanliness. The absurd politeness (esp. to gaijin). Go in a Starbucks and note the little Japanese differences. (but also go into a Doutor, sort of the Japanese Starbucks, more often)


Two days in Tokyo is of course scratching the surface of the surface. Can't go wrong. Ginza, Harujuku, Shinjuku, department stores, Imperial Palace, getting packed into a subway car during rush hour (and I mean packed).


Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2016 01:55 AM (QDnY+)

That's barely enough time to try half the Pringles flavors.

Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2016 03:54 AM (ngn8T)

802 consider any of them 'mine.' For my third, I'm thinking something Israeli, since I'm MoT. Any of you guys have experience with the Tavor?

What's MoT?

Not impressed with the Tavor, but YMMV.

Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2016 03:57 AM (ngn8T)

803 Been up for hours,
Formula 1 US Grand Prix starts today with Friday practice

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2016 04:01 AM (sWbjH)

804 In Vegas and have been in bed for an hour. I'm a loser
Posted by: Molly k.

Some of my best trips to Vegas have been spent almost entirely in bed.

Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2016 04:03 AM (ngn8T)

805 Is that at Watkins Glen? I went as a kid and have the sticker off of Emerson Fittipaldi's Team Essex car.

Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2016 04:05 AM (ngn8T)

806 What's MoT?

Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2016 03:57 AM (ngn8T)


Member of the Tribe

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 21, 2016 04:06 AM (zc3Db)

807 Anyone use 'the Circle's to manage their kids internet access?

Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2016 04:08 AM (ngn8T)

808 The US Grand Prix is in Austin Texas at a new speedway built a few years ago.
And Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2016 04:14 AM (sWbjH)

809 Posted by: Deplorable, Catholic and irredemable Redneck tcn in AK at October 21, 2016 03:30 AM (cm1Bl)


Catholic Redneck?

Maybe this election will be historic after all. That is, if there are any Rednecks who will invite Catholics to neihborhood parties and end the invitation with BYOB.

Posted by: bergerbilder at October 21, 2016 04:15 AM (27WlQ)

810 BYOB and ammo

Posted by: Jean at October 21, 2016 04:23 AM (ngn8T)

811 I am so glad its Friday, maybe , just maybe I will be able to sleep in.

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2016 04:23 AM (sWbjH)

812 A LauraW ONT scares me, but I think I made it through.

Oh, n....!

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at October 21, 2016 04:27 AM (yODqO)

813 811 Forgot the tomorrow.

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2016 04:32 AM (sWbjH)

814 Hello, is there anybody OUT THERE.

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2016 05:06 AM (sWbjH)

815 18 days until crunch time. How crunchy are you?

Posted by: bergerbilder at October 21, 2016 05:06 AM (27WlQ)

816 Just nod if you can here me,
Is there anyone at home?

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2016 05:06 AM (sWbjH)

817 In one way I wish it was over, in another dreading the outcome.
But they keep saying the Philadelphia suburbs are all blue but I see nothing of anyone promoting Hillary here.
If by 9pm on election nightTrump wins Pennsylvania, start the part because Hillary is toast..

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2016 05:11 AM (sWbjH)

818 Sucky thing is were I'm working there are literally 50 routers and I can't connect to 1.
Oh well have a good day horde.

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2016 05:15 AM (sWbjH)

819 *rifles through thread's pockets*


Hmm. Somebody already rolled this drunk.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 05:26 AM (mgbwf)

820 When I was a child, I caught a fleeting glimpse.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 21, 2016 05:31 AM (KL2Og)

821 819. Yep, too late, Bander. I got to the flop first. Not much. Not even any good fillings....crappy resin or something.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at October 21, 2016 05:33 AM (KL2Og)

822 LauraW returns with a cake thread! Is she the new Cake Girl?


http://ace.mu.nu/archives/331747.php


But I am checking in this morning to say I just woke up and have no VNN or history or brain this morning.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 21, 2016 05:36 AM (mpXpK)

823 re: Losing a lot of weight and sagging. I've shed a grand total of 92 pounds. The sagging didn't get bad until I dropped the last thirty. It's not reversing very well. Maybe being seventy has something to do with that.

'Morning, all.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 21, 2016 05:47 AM (MXDw6)

824 Yeah, that dad bummed click gets us all creeper.
I keep telling myself I need to start working out.
But I know, to borrow a line from I know not who, at sixty one I won't get in shape. I'll just get tired.

Posted by: teej at October 21, 2016 05:53 AM (HddOg)

825 Okay, teej, put it up and drink coffee.
When you can't even spell dad gummed clock right...

Posted by: teej at October 21, 2016 05:54 AM (HddOg)

826 teej, how did we get here? One day I woke up and the calendar said I was old.

We don't feel old. Do we have to be?

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 21, 2016 05:56 AM (MXDw6)

827 Was wondering about that "click". Not far enough into the coffee to figure it out.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 21, 2016 05:57 AM (MXDw6)

828 Judging by the fake outrage displayed by Michelle Obama regarding Trump keeping us in suspense, Democrats obviously assume that many of their voters are gullible imbeciles.

It was an impressive performance. She is a talented actress. And she sure is commited to fear mongering on behalf of the most corrupt presidential candidate in history.

http://tinyurl.com/hcmrurk

The most powerful Democrats are vile people.

Compare that with the most powerful "Republicans". As bad as they are for this country, they don't warrant that description. Vile.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 21, 2016 05:57 AM (4bjXi)

829 We don't feel old. Do we have to be?

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 21, 2016 05:56 AM (MXDw6)

My knees feel old...and my skin sure has thinned.

Posted by: BignJames at October 21, 2016 06:05 AM (x9c8r)

830 I can see why Laura's wondering about the skin snapping back. Her friend will be okay if she's not ancient and not losing a hundred pounds. The skin is amazingly resilient before fifty. After that it's crepe city.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 21, 2016 06:08 AM (MXDw6)

831 "It was an impressive performance. She is a
talented actress. And she sure is commited to fear mongering on behalf
of the most corrupt presidential candidate in history.



Vile.




Posted by: Denny Crane"

And slanderous. The Dems always twist the meaning of words and what people say to the point they are unrecognizable and people start to believe things that were never said. .Which MO did here to perfection. Of course, the journalists fawns over her, calling her speech powerful and points out she is a lawyer, a dubious claim at best. I can never tell if libs actually believe this their own lies or they just don't care.

Posted by: Ripley at October 21, 2016 06:10 AM (1BQGO)

832 Enjoyable read by Doug Ross here:

7 Questions For Those Who Say That Islam Is Just Like Any Other Religion

http://bit.ly/2epyOsF

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 21, 2016 06:13 AM (MXDw6)

833 Sorry creeper, really did put it away for a few.
I know what happened to me.
Lack of inspiration. No one to do it for.
And the only time I don't feel old now is playing music.
Unless we do two in a row that are really clipping along.
Then the right (hi-hat) arm will complain for a bit.

Posted by: teej at October 21, 2016 06:19 AM (HddOg)

834 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2016 06:22 AM (J+eG2)

835 Oh, teej...There IS someone to do it for.

You do it for YOU. Job number one is to take care of yourself.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 21, 2016 06:24 AM (MXDw6)

836 Oh, I need to elevate this discussion.

At the Al Smith dinner there was a woman in a red dress behind the Trump who was incredibly racktastic.

Any idea who she is?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 06:28 AM (mgbwf)

837 Morning to everyone.

I woke up in such a weird mood/ terrible feeling of dread. and it's Friday dammit. Wondering if I should go back to sleep and try again, or say screw it and have coffee...

Posted by: spypeach at October 21, 2016 06:31 AM (nyYhO)

838 Any idea who she is?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 06:28 AM


Maria Bartiromo from FOx Business

Posted by: IrishEi at October 21, 2016 06:31 AM (eM2Uz)

839 Get an early start on the weekend, spypeach. Brew the coffee. Friday is here.

Posted by: creeper, the deplorable at October 21, 2016 06:32 AM (MXDw6)

840 "At the Al Smith dinner there was a woman in a red dress behind the Trump who was incredibly racktastic.


Posted by: Bandersnatch"

I'm glad that despite all the political chaos, anger, acrimony, accusations, corruption, slander etc... in the news somebody can still zero in on what is important in these stories.

Posted by: Ripley at October 21, 2016 06:33 AM (1BQGO)

841 "somebody can still zero in on what is important in these stories."

We're Pros.


it's what we do.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2016 06:35 AM (J+eG2)

842 Good morning everyone! Has anyone mentioned the videos at Conservative Treehouse showing the Hillary henchman feeding the compliant media the proper and acceptable questions to ask her majesty?

http://tinyurl.com/z8bgavt

Posted by: RedDish at October 21, 2016 06:41 AM (5eXg1)

843 Maria Bartiromo from FOx Business


Really? I should have looked at her face.

She wears opera gloves well.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 06:42 AM (mgbwf)

844 Good morning everyone! Has anyone mentioned the videos at Conservative Treehouse showing the Hillary henchman feeding the compliant media the proper and acceptable questions to ask her majesty?

I was going to mention that. Bless their hearts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2016 06:43 AM (v9gSJ)

845 As Baltimore has stopped putting the number of yearly murders up on the evening news, I had to go look for it.


253


To put that in perspective, per Capita, Chicago would have to be at over 1,000 murders to catch up.

Oddly, Police are not person of interests, nor are they suspects in any of them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2016 06:45 AM (J+eG2)

846
NOOD.

Corgi whistle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2016 06:46 AM (9P3OG)

847 Favorite tat story. William Manchester's memoir of being a U.S. Marine in WWII, Goodbye Darkness.

He's 22. Shipping out to Okinawa. Doesn't want to die a virgin. He ends up with a hooker in a hotel room. He notices she has something tatooed above her "pelt" that he can't quite make out. He grabs the lamp and leans in for a closer look. The hooker's tat says:

"Abandon all hope ye who enter here"

Posted by: Jean Valtrump Les Deplorables at October 21, 2016 06:46 AM (kQJUi)

848 @835- creeper
Never have been any good at that.
The last decade plus has just made that worse.
Such is life.
I've had a total of about 25 good ones out of my 61 and that's more than a lot of folks get.
Have a good day young lady and...
Love each other fellow babies

Posted by: teej at October 21, 2016 06:46 AM (HddOg)

849 843 Maria Bartiromo from FOx Business


Really? I should have looked at her face.

She wears opera gloves well.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2016 06:42 AM (mgbwf)

She had a face?

Posted by: Taiwan_Joe at October 21, 2016 06:47 AM (sy8f2)

850 I see the polls have tightened up to a virtual tie this morning. LA Times, IBD and Rasmussen have it all within the MOE and it looks like Fox has buried their wacky poll from Tuesday that showed clinton up by 8 with a D+11 sample.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 21, 2016 06:48 AM (iONHu)

851 "Good morning everyone! Has anyone mentioned the
videos at Conservative Treehouse showing the Hillary henchman feeding
the compliant media the proper and acceptable questions to ask her
majesty?

Posted by: RedDish"

Which is why I didn't quite understand the outrage at Donna Brazile getting one of the questions in advance. Heck, they have ALL the questions in advance and give them to their MSM lapdogs.. Everybody know this.

Posted by: Ripley at October 21, 2016 06:49 AM (1BQGO)

852 http://www.gocomics.com/michaelramirez

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 21, 2016 06:53 AM (mpXpK)

853 Yeah, I cringed at Trump last night. "Hillary is so corrupt..." As a lead-in before the lamestream media is a non-starter, on the order of Howard on the Big Bang Theory: "Your mother's research methodology is so flawed..." Shut up, Howard."

Posted by: Norrin radd at October 21, 2016 04:43 PM (gVsyc)

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