Overnight Open Thread (17 Sep 2016)

Les DÚplorables: Hillary Clinton names the five phobias of Donald Trump's political supporters.

...the overwhelming majority of these people aren't phobic about a modernizing America. They're fed up with the relentless, moral superciliousness of Hillary, the Obamas, progressive pundits and 19-year-old campus activists.

No-First-Use

Sigh. No it does not reflect strength. Refusing to nuke first: Why rejecting nuclear preemption reflects strength, not weakness.

Video Games

I know I play more video games than watch TV. Outside of a few shows, I largely avoid the TV. Labor force participation and video games. I'll be playing this next week!


h/t

NFL Week 2 Picks

I know, I know, the NFL is still on my shit list but here are your NFL week 2 picks only with Kate Upton!

Speaking of the NFL, what dumbass decided to add a convicted rapist to the Hall of Fame nomination process?

Swearing

Obviously, this video has a lot of swear words (NSFW) so check your speaker volume.

The Earth and the Moon

A cosmic crash may have made the moon.

Maetenloch

Contrary to internet rumors, Maetenloch lives.

Millennials and Socialism

Libertarian economics professor: Ten things millennials should know about socialism.

Democratic socialism is a myth. As DiLorenzo says, "socialism is socialism. It doesn't matter if it was imposed by a dictatorship or democracy, it is still a government plan imposed on society." He notes that countries like Venezuela who classify themselves as socialist democracies have faced nearly all of the same problems as traditional socialist countries. Venezuela, once the wealthiest country in Latin America, is now experiencing hyper-inflation and food shortages.

Oktoberfest

Oktoberfest opens to heightened security. Bookings are down 10 to 15 percent due to concerns over a terror attack and probably sexual assault by "migrants". Like this story. Three Algerian men charged in gang-rape near Eiffel Tower.

Meanwhile, back here in the States, hero cop released from hospital after cleaver attack.

disturbing details emerged painting the alleged attacker as an unhinged, knife-loving homeless man with 15 prior arrests, and whom the United States was trying to deport. Akram Joudeh, 32, is a Palestinian with a Jordanian passport who lived in his Nissan Altima and has at least three arrests involving knives, sources told The Post.

I'm sure they were trying really hard to deport this guy.

Emergency Landing

Heh. Out of fuel: pilot landed an Harrier on a container ship - the ship claimed the plane under salvage rights.

Pokemon Go

Pokemon Go really, really distracts drivers. And pedestrians as they walk into busy streets.

Cheeseburger Day

Heads up. Tomorrow is National Cheesburger Day and there are some special deals out there if you want to take advantage of them.

Note7 Lawsuit

I'm no lawyer but I don't think he's gonna win unless Samsung decides to settle. He's a dumbass for continuing to use the phone a week after the voluntary recall had been initiated (we all got notices of the initial voluntary recall). Samsung sued after Galaxy Note7 'explodes' in pocket.

Cat Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by reaction of lions to a man in a motorized cage:

Cat pic via.

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Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:15 PM (kP16F)

2 Yaaaaas!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:15 PM (kP16F)

3 Hat trick?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:15 PM (kP16F)

4 Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!!!

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 17, 2016 10:16 PM (EzgxV)

5 I'm not afraid, I'm pissed. Really really fucking pissed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable. at September 17, 2016 10:18 PM (0mRoj)

6 So why is Oktoberfest in September?

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 10:19 PM (7qAYi)

7 Ugh. That cat reminds me of the ones we had to dissect in biology in high school.

Horrible.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:20 PM (1ZOkK)

8 Damn I love Oktoberfest.
Prost!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2016 10:20 PM (0tfLf)

9 Which of you Morons did this???

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/selection-du-weekend-210-13.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2016 10:20 PM (Isky2)

10 No first strike pledge is a sign of foolishness, not strength.

Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2016 10:22 PM (+q52R)

11

Some quick, easy steps to tell if you're a "deplorable"...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/gryzq5e

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:22 PM (kP16F)

12 That lion picture is great.
Had a girlfriend who had a cat and a cockatiel. The cat would sneak up on the bird as it scratched for millet seeds on the bottom of the cage, and the cat would slap the side of the cage.

The two looked at each other through the bars just exactly like that lion picture.

Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 17, 2016 10:22 PM (++xwz)

13 Which of you Morons did this???

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/selection-du-weekend-210-13.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2016 10:20 PM


It wasn't me...my network name is "US Marshall Service Fugitive Apprehension Team"

g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2016 10:23 PM (KCxzN)

14 Trump has so much momentum, guys!

He's only down 8 in Pennsylvania, isn't that great!

Maybe he can catch up to Romney's total there!

Thank you so much, Trump voters! You saved all of us a nervous election night. Hillary wins easy and that's that.

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 10:23 PM (Jy1Ao)

15 Meanwhile, Huffpo's top story is about Jane Goodall comparing Trump to male apes. Yes, seriously.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 17, 2016 10:23 PM (21hN3)

16 None of those restaurants here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 17, 2016 10:24 PM (IqV8l)

17 So why is Oktoberfest in September?

Leap year.

Posted by: Internet facts at September 17, 2016 10:24 PM (nRp9w)

18 Ignore the trool so it can be nuked from orbit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2016 10:25 PM (Isky2)

19 So why is Oktoberfest in September?
Posted by: josephistan


Per wiki:
"The Munich Oktoberfest originally took place in the 16-day period leading up to the first Sunday in October. "

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2016 10:25 PM (V3IFq)

20 Kate can run down my beach anytime she wants to.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 17, 2016 10:25 PM (1FhAQ)

21 Thanks, PA!! Douchebags.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:26 PM (1ZOkK)

22 Soros has put in the JV team.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2016 10:26 PM (RrDm2)

23 Meanwhile, Huffpo's top story is about Jane Goodall comparing Trump to male apes. Yes, seriously.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 17, 2016 10:23 PM
******
Isn't his wife Jane Skinner, former Fox News chick?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2016 10:27 PM (6IPEM)

24 Btw, heard there are a bunch of new polls coming out that will show Hillary winning easily. And I'll be here to rub your noses in the rancid stench of each and every poll, so you know what you did to this country be guaranteeing a Hillary Presidency.

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 10:27 PM (Jy1Ao)

25 Meanwhile, Huffpo's top story is about Jane Goodall comparing Trump to male apes. Yes, seriously.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2016 10:27 PM (RrDm2)

26 Ace must a fuckin cheap guy to only to be able to afford Grade F Trolls. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2016 10:27 PM (Ozsfq)

27 Three Algerian men charged in gang-rape near Eiffel Tower.

Those boys just need jobs.

Posted by: Jen Psocki at September 17, 2016 10:27 PM (Tyii7)

28 A reaction of lions is composed only of females. When males are present it's a pride.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 17, 2016 10:27 PM (U0lQa)

29 So why is Oktoberfest in September?

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 10:19 PM (7qAYi)


Hitler.

Posted by: Guy who says everything is Hitler at September 17, 2016 10:28 PM (cmE8J)

30 Pennsylvania that went Obama in 2012 and I believe 2008? that elected themselves out of work (coal mines ) etc? well so shocked!

Posted by: willow at September 17, 2016 10:28 PM (A1MMY)

31 Zey ah note Epps.
Zey ah jimps.
--Frau Gut - oll

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 17, 2016 10:28 PM (H5rtT)

32 Fire Department saying power is out in vicinity of Charlottesville explosion, which tends to point to a transformer. Meanwhile, NYPD calling the Chelsea explosion an IED.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 17, 2016 10:28 PM (1FhAQ)

33 Meanwhile, NO ONE is reporting how Barry's very own bio in his first book sez he was born in Kenya. The jackass was going for the sexy international vibe. I'm sure his getting into universities had NOTHING to do with his international creds.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:28 PM (1ZOkK)

34 Thank you so much, Trump voters! You saved all of us a nervous election night. Hillary wins easy and that's that.
Posted by: Warriors1965


Ooooh, Bumfuck Uni poll. Yer a'scarin' us!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2016 10:28 PM (V3IFq)

35 Looks like I lose on Jane Goodall: Living or Dead?

Posted by: tu3031 at September 17, 2016 10:29 PM (qJhUV)

36 When males are present it's a pride.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 17, 2016 10:27 PM (U0lQa)


You know it.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at September 17, 2016 10:29 PM (cmE8J)

37 Hmmmm. No headphone jack. Or exploding phone. First world problem.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2016 10:29 PM (I1+dv)

38 Something the trool can only fantasize about..

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/selection-du-weekend-210-11.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2016 10:29 PM (Isky2)

39 Woot woot ONT from a motel room

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 17, 2016 10:30 PM (a4/uY)

40 ONT greetings, Horde. With requisite prayers to them in NYC, and where's the other... Charlotte?

Wherever, yep, prayers for them, too.

But most of all. Prayers for our Snipers.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2016 10:30 PM (v5iqM)

41 I wondered where everyone went. I felt so alone and abandoned.

Thanks CDR - I hardly ever am sober[/]awake for an ONT.

(Risking the barrel here to see if I can learn.)

Posted by: cfomahm at September 17, 2016 10:30 PM (RfzVr)

42 Oh no, oh me, oh my!

Posted by: Worrier1965 at September 17, 2016 10:30 PM (XoldI)

43 26 Ace must a fuckin cheap guy to only to be able to afford Grade F Trolls. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2016 10:27 PM (Ozsfq)

They're Kaboom trolls

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 10:30 PM (7qAYi)

44 Muhlenberg College polls the Lehigh Valley -- mostly Allentown. Quite accurate about Allentown's opinions, which don't exactly represent the totality of PA.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 17, 2016 10:31 PM (1FhAQ)

45 Close. Do I have to go to it?

Posted by: cfomahm at September 17, 2016 10:31 PM (RfzVr)

46 Meanwhile, NYPD calling the Chelsea explosion an IED.
Posted by: joncelli,
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Really? So there are, what, 105mm shells lying around?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2016 10:31 PM (RrDm2)

47 Mis Hum why are you having an ONT in a hotel room?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2016 10:31 PM (Isky2)

48
Maybe he can catch up to Romney's total there!

Okay.

Posted by: Mister Magoo's at September 17, 2016 10:31 PM (8jjJt)

49 Hiya MisHum!
You have mail that you might like.
Sent to your work email.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2016 10:31 PM (6IPEM)

50
Kate, running on the beach, should be in motion, not a static frame. Everybody knows that.

Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 17, 2016 10:31 PM (++xwz)

51 So why is Oktoberfest in September?

By the time you can see straight again, it's October.

Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2016 10:31 PM (yddCj)

52 G'evenin' Horde.

Posted by: Catwrangler at September 17, 2016 10:31 PM (ue+Wr)

53 Woot woot ONT from a motel room

*thumps wall with shoe*

Keep it down!!!

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 17, 2016 10:32 PM (U0lQa)

54 >> So why is Oktoberfest in September?


The German word "Oktober" is spelled "September" in English.

Posted by: Her Berlitz von Rosetta Stone at September 17, 2016 10:32 PM (fgOnp)

55 This Allentown???

https://youtu.be/BHnJp0oyOxs

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2016 10:32 PM (Isky2)

56 Kate, running on the beach, should be in motion, not a static frame. Everybody knows that.
Posted by: Lastly Waynery


Well then shake your monitor.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2016 10:32 PM (V3IFq)

57 Warriors1965


https://youtu.be/VjA9uJ2dFCI

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2016 10:32 PM (I1+dv)

58 BP still sky high. Off to bed. Doc had better get me straight next week.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:33 PM (1ZOkK)

59 an I think they went Kerry in 2004 but , hey, good choices all around

Posted by: willow at September 17, 2016 10:34 PM (A1MMY)

60
We need a side by side; Kate Upton vs Bo Derek running down the beach.

And maybe somebodies from Bay Watch.

Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 17, 2016 10:34 PM (++xwz)

61 ont ont ont, CDRM thank you for hosting tonight.

Posted by: willow at September 17, 2016 10:34 PM (A1MMY)

62 M-O-O-N, that spells Aleppo.

And what's a Moon?

Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 17, 2016 10:35 PM (DW+jj)

63 so did they find the reason for explosion yet?

Posted by: willow at September 17, 2016 10:35 PM (A1MMY)

64
Just remember this, my girl, when you look up in the sky.
You can see the stars and still not see the light.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 10:35 PM (rwI+c)

65 On the road visiting wife's family

Should be back for tomorrow nights ONT, God willing & the creeks don't rise

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 17, 2016 10:36 PM (a4/uY)

66 so did they find the reason for explosion yet?
Posted by: willow at September 17, 2016 10:35 PM (A1MMY)

No not really

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2016 10:36 PM (Ozsfq)

67 >> So why is Oktoberfest in September?

Because September is the tourist version. Price gouging, tacky souvenir booths, the shit beer. October is the real one when Germans drink themselves blind for free and have sex in the streets. You're not invited.

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 17, 2016 10:36 PM (U0lQa)

68 Kate needs to do some squats, leg presses, and lots of work on those calves.

Posted by: David Fincher at September 17, 2016 10:36 PM (usCMa)

69 or I guess I could put up oldpost simultanaously but that might break my brain

Posted by: willow at September 17, 2016 10:36 PM (A1MMY)

70 Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 10:23 PM (Jy1Ao)



Warriors1965, come out and play!

Posted by: Reuters/Ipsos at September 17, 2016 10:37 PM (cmE8J)

71 Thanks guys for losing to Hillary, Jeb would be up by 10 now.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 10:37 PM (QuuLB)

72
Just checking in before bed time and an explosion just about one mile from me. There's a Home Depot on 23rd between 5th and 6th and it's just a major cross street with lots of shoppers and traffic.

Gevalt. Prayers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2016 10:37 PM (9P3OG)

73 Warriors1965
https://youtu.be/VjA9uJ2dFCI
Posted by: buzzion at September
*******
Haha, Buzzion. I've got a song too.
This one is dedicated to you, troll.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 17, 2016 10:37 PM (6IPEM)

74 nevergiveup, alright I guess need for patience

Posted by: willow at September 17, 2016 10:37 PM (A1MMY)

75 Glad you are okay J.J. Sefton.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2016 10:38 PM (Isky2)

76 Jeb would be up by 10 now.

In Aleppo.

Posted by: Jen Psocki at September 17, 2016 10:38 PM (Tyii7)

77 Ive been looking up the GayJay platform, he doesn't appear to be the strict Constitutionist I was led to believe.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 10:39 PM (QuuLB)

78 >>>Warriors1965, come out and play!

Reminds me of the license plate I saw today

DICK741

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 17, 2016 10:39 PM (a4/uY)

79 You know

I figured the trolls would have coordinated a talking point list by now but it all just seems like a holding pattern right now

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 17, 2016 10:40 PM (U0lQa)

80 so did they find the reason for explosion yet?
Posted by: willow
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Hobo, on cabbage diet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2016 10:40 PM (RrDm2)

81 I'm pretty sure that Muhlenberg College is one of those fake movie colleges, like Faber and Villanova.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 10:40 PM (rwI+c)

82 In Aleppo.


Posted by: Jen Psocki at September 17, 2016 10:38 PM (Tyii7)


Who the hell is Al Eppo?

Posted by: Gary "ain't smoking any more, ain't smoking an less" Johnson at September 17, 2016 10:41 PM (cmE8J)

83 So things are getting kinda splodey in NY?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 10:41 PM (QuuLB)

84 Thanks guys for losing to Hillary, Jeb would be up by 10 now.

Okay, I'm still not on team Trump, but you have not paid attention over the past year if you think Jeb! 2016 was evrr going to happen.

Posted by: AD at September 17, 2016 10:41 PM (bWman)

85

A. Leppo, where bombs fall from the sky like rain drops, and cars blow up like mushrooms popping up after a rain, and the sweetest sound in the world is the call to prayer in Arabic. Puncuated by the sound of automatic weapons fire off in the distance.



Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 17, 2016 10:41 PM (++xwz)

86 Get rid of Filthadelphia and PA is as red as Texas.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2016 10:41 PM (89T5c)

87 19 So why is Oktoberfest in September?
Posted by: josephistan

Per wiki:
"The Munich Oktoberfest originally took place in the 16-day period leading up to the first Sunday in October. "
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2016 10:25 PM (V3IFq)

Zicke zacke zicke zacke hoi hoi hoi!

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable. at September 17, 2016 10:42 PM (0mRoj)

88 Wow great catch by Ohio state receiver. Catching it behind the back of the defender.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2016 10:42 PM (I1+dv)

89 I just pissed my pants worrying about Trump winning.

Posted by: Worrier1965 at September 17, 2016 10:42 PM (XoldI)

90 Don' t believe the polls.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2016 10:43 PM (89T5c)

91 75 Glad you are okay J.J. Sefton.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2016 10:38 PM (Isky2)


Thanks. I was just watching movies most of the evening and this is the first I'm hearing about this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2016 10:43 PM (9P3OG)

92 Is this where I can get me a leppo license?

Posted by: Gary F. Johnson at September 17, 2016 10:43 PM (DqKNm)

93 Polls?

Polish Trolls?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2016 10:43 PM (Isky2)

94
Okay, I'm still not on team Trump, but you have not paid attention over the past year if you think Jeb! 2016 was evrr going to happen

++++

Warrior is George Will

Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 17, 2016 10:43 PM (U0lQa)

95 I see that Ahmadinejad is trying for a political comeback. His campaign slogan is Dirka Dirka Mohammad Jihad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 17, 2016 10:44 PM (Nwg0u)

96 I just pissed my pants worrying about Trump winning.
---------

Do what Hillary is doing. Depends.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2016 10:44 PM (RrDm2)

97 Sad, low energy trolls

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 10:44 PM (7qAYi)

98 Stay safe, Sefton!!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 17, 2016 10:44 PM (oQQwD)

99 I have a friend getting married in a couple of week in Boston. I'm driving up and looking forward to it. I've never been to the part of the country I will be driving through (Eastern PA, Whatever part of NY I-84 goes through, Conn, and Mass). I'm not driving all the way through (live in DC) so I'm stopping for a few days in the Poconos and getting some golf in, then drive to Boston. The leaves ought to be changing so it should be pretty. I'm hoping to have some time to check out Boston.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2016 10:45 PM (F+tjU)

100 Warrior is George Will
Posted by: Bigbys Olive Fingers at September 17, 2016 10:43 PM (U0lQa)

Even George Will can't think that. No one does. No one. Except, maybe, Jeb Bush himself. Maybe.

Posted by: AD at September 17, 2016 10:45 PM (bWman)

101
95 I see that Ahmadinejad is trying for a political comeback. His campaign slogan is Dirka Dirka Mohammad Jihad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 17, 2016 10:44 PM (Nwg0u)



They can bring him back now that they don't need to pretend that their leader isn't an "extremist" for cover on the Obama sell out.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2016 10:46 PM (I1+dv)

102 M-O-O-N, that spells troll.

Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 17, 2016 10:46 PM (DW+jj)

103 There was something about a leppo being required to cry out "unclean, unclean."

Can't remember where I saw it, dude.

Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 17, 2016 10:46 PM (fgOnp)

104 Who the hell is Al Eppo?

1B for the Blue Jays, '87-'88. Sells insurance in Mississauga now

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2016 10:46 PM (KCxzN)

105 I just pissed my pants worrying about Trump winning.
Posted by: Worrier1965

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You're Hillary?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 17, 2016 10:46 PM (Nwg0u)

106 since we are speaking of nyc bombings, we should make note that hillary got the puretorican terrorists who bombed Fraunces Tavern out of prison to secure the puerto rican vote for her senatorial run.



hillary is tough on terrorism, unless she can swap for something.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2016 10:46 PM (cPsPa)

107 Sure Jeb would be "up 10 by now." He also would have merged his campaign with hers by now, since there's no daylight between them on any issue. There's that.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 17, 2016 10:46 PM (H5rtT)

108 Ive been looking up the GayJay platform, he doesn't appear to be the strict Constitutionist I was led to believe.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 10:39 PM (QuuLB)


Johnson is the "third way" between absolute statism and lefty libertarian thought. In an attempt to reconcile the dangers of people thinking for themselves and the dangers of people thinking they have no liberty, Johnson and his crack team of top-flight thinkers have managed to recreate the policy points of Getulio Vargas, and Giovanni Gentile.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2016 10:46 PM (lDj6i)

109 86 Get rid of Filthadelphia and PA is as red as Texas.


This.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2016 10:46 PM (F+tjU)

110
I'm pretty sure that Muhlenberg College is one of those fake movie colleges, like Faber and Villanova.

Huxley College in Horse Feathers

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 17, 2016 10:47 PM (IqV8l)

111 Al Eppo - El Greco's spastic dog?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2016 10:47 PM (Isky2)

112 Holy shit. Anyone watching tOSU vs. OU knows what I'm talking about.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 17, 2016 10:47 PM (kumBu)

113 Trolls. Quoting low-energy polls. Sad, low-energy trolls.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 17, 2016 10:48 PM (1FhAQ)

114 The Missouri legislature overrode Democratic Gov. Jay Nixon's veto of
permitless gun carry on Wednesday, making it the 11th state to adopt the
policy.


http://tinyurl.com/j653cs2



Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:48 PM (Enq6K)

115 I don't care if it's two gays, two leppos, two bisexuals or whatever, if you won't bake a cake for their wedding you belong in jail.

Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 17, 2016 10:49 PM (fgOnp)

116 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777194311343542272

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777194456999161856

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777194621084524544

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777194782586179584

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777194959149604868

Posted by: kbdabear at September 17, 2016 10:49 PM (Ya7zs)

117 Time to go bring the dog in for the night. Despite having a cold, I managed to mostly finish the body repair on my '08 Suburban. Less than 11 months after it was hit, woo-hoo! Got some pretty bad orange-peel in the color coat, but I am hoping a power polishing job will shine it up a little. In any case, the color matches well, and it now looks like a Suburban with a dull tailgate, instead of a wrecked Suburban. So, progress.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2016 10:49 PM (Bvr/A)

118 Al Eppo - El Greco's spastic dog?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Wait...Richard Grieco has a spastic dog named Al?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:49 PM (DqKNm)

119 "1B for the Blue Jays, '87-'88. Sells insurance in Mississauga now

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 17, 2016 10:46 PM (KCxzN) "

Al Eppo is definitely a closer name. Saved 37 games for the 85 Padres, then blew out his elbow. Known for a wicked change-up and mutton-chop sideburns.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 17, 2016 10:49 PM (kumBu)

120 Insty just gave Political Hat another link at 10:22. Maybe he likes the line so much it will be a frequent repeat like Jon Gabriels racial healing remark.

Somebody should warn the Hat about Hubris.

Posted by: Just Wandering Through at September 17, 2016 10:49 PM (geNHc)

121 Jeb! Only didn't make the general do a quirk in the process wherein one has to win the primary first.

Let's face it, if there were more favorable states to him first instead of Iowa and NH, he would have run the table.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 10:50 PM (QuuLB)

122 108 Ive been looking up the GayJay platform, he doesn't appear to be the strict Constitutionist I was led to believe.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 10:39 PM (QuuLB)

Johnson is the "third way" between absolute statism and lefty libertarian thought. In an attempt to reconcile the dangers of people thinking for themselves and the dangers of people thinking they have no liberty, Johnson and his crack team of top-flight thinkers have managed to recreate the policy points of Getulio Vargas, and Giovanni Gentile.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2016 10:46 PM (lDj6i)

That's some impressive fascist name-dropping there. I had to look them both up.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 17, 2016 10:50 PM (1FhAQ)

123 weaselzippersUnconfirmed reports of a second device being found in NYC on 27th St

Unconfirmed being the operative word there...

Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:50 PM (Enq6K)

124 95 I see that Ahmadinejad is trying for a political comeback. His campaign slogan is Dirka Dirka Mohammad Jihad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 17, 2016 10:44 PM (Nwg0u)



well his biggest threat is the fact that obama will be out of office here and able to run against ahmeigneignedjad for office.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2016 10:50 PM (cPsPa)

125 More Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777195086283243520

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777195218135384064

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777195423085826048

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777195546721353728

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777195643651629057

Posted by: kbdabear at September 17, 2016 10:51 PM (Ya7zs)

126 So calling out the monkey lady means PuffHo is getting desperate, yes?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:51 PM (kP16F)

127 Sad, low energy trolls

Posted by: josephistan
________

Sorry. I've been reading the comments in the pet thread, a weekly favorite of mine. And it's easy to lose oneself in those chess problems.

I digress.

TRUMP IS A NAZI!! And he's going to loose so bad in November.

Posted by: WaterCow at September 17, 2016 10:51 PM (wyFMH)

128 Yo, Bro, I don't think I've ever seen a reception quite like that before. It's "The Embrace of Victory" or some such, don't you think? How do you defend against that? And you know, nobody would have tried that before Ghey was Okay in big sports. People would have talked, the way that looks and all.

Wonder what brand stickum he uses on his playing gloves? 'Cos it's a good one.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 17, 2016 10:51 PM (H5rtT)

129 I'll come out and play when the next poll explodes. I've been here every election cycle giving you guys a reality check. You are not going to like the next batch of polls, lol. This is going to be fun. When this election is called for Hillary immediately after polls close, I'll be giving a nice "I told you so."

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 10:52 PM (Jy1Ao)

130 Jeb! Only didn't make the general do a quirk in the process wherein one has to win the primary first.

Let's face it, if there were more favorable states to him first instead of Iowa and NH, he would have run the table.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 10:50 PM (QuuLB)


Okay, I'm assuming this is Average Joe until proven wrong.

Posted by: AD at September 17, 2016 10:52 PM (bWman)

131 Funny thing: The people who actually had both of those positions (1B for the 87-88 Blue Jays and closer for the 85 Padres) are pretty famous. One is in the Hall of Fame, the other has a good case that he should be.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 17, 2016 10:52 PM (kumBu)

132 114 The Missouri legislature overrode Democratic Gov. Jay Nixon's veto of
permitless gun carry on Wednesday, making it the 11th state to adopt the
policy.


http://tinyurl.com/j653cs2



Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:48 PM (Enq6K)

Now that's some good news. In my ideal republic everybody has Alaska's gun laws (open and concealed carry legal without permit required).

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 17, 2016 10:53 PM (1FhAQ)

133 "Wonder what brand stickum he uses on his playing gloves? 'Cos it's a good one.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 17, 2016 10:51 PM (H5rtT) "

You're not allowed to use stick-um? News to me.

Posted by: Jerry Rice at September 17, 2016 10:53 PM (kumBu)

134 Always nice to come back here during election season!

Btw, Trump's stunt yesterday did not poll well at all. At least in yesterday's sample.

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 10:53 PM (Jy1Ao)

135 I'll be giving a nice "I told you so."

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 10:52 PM (Jy1Ao)

Why don't you just do it now...and leave.

Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2016 10:53 PM (+q52R)

136 Cui bono?

Who benefits from terrorists setting off bombs in NYC?

Donald Trump, that's who! It's no different than if he set them off himself!

Posted by: Hillary at September 17, 2016 10:54 PM (fgOnp)

137 Alabama has signs in our interstate rest areas to remind people that open carry is allowed there.

I guess so Yankees and foreigners won't freak out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 10:54 PM (rwI+c)

138 yesterday's sample

*snort*

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 10:55 PM (rwI+c)

139 Cool cat video, but "I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight" sounds like a lame-ass song.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:55 PM (sdi6R)

140 Trump is worse than Hitler and smells worse than Roseanne Barr!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at September 17, 2016 10:55 PM (Nwg0u)

141 Getulio Vargas wrote the modern constitution for Brazil, pretty much directly from Mussolini's proposals.

He also shot himself too.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2016 10:55 PM (lDj6i)

142 In my ideal republic everybody has Alaska's gun laws

Only if we can have the bears and the wolves too.

I love going out my back door and finding a big ol bear. I just love yelling "Get OFF my LAWN" at a bear.

Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 17, 2016 10:56 PM (++xwz)

143 ND attempting the comeback....down 36-28.

Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2016 10:56 PM (+q52R)

144 Sidebar:
World-Bending: Matt Yglesias Has Written a #DumbTake So Preposterously Stupid That Even Rolling Stone's Matt Taibbi -- No Atomic Scientist Himself -- Recognizes It as Stupid
And "treasonously" so, actually... via Instapundit

++++

For as long as I have been aware of Matt Yglesias's existence, people have been writing about how mind-numbingly stupid something he wrote is. This has been true even across ideological spectrums, and has continued for so long that at this point we should just accept it as a universal truth. It is so. Perhaps it is time to once and for all to make note of it far and wide, and then just forget about him. Maybe an Interpol notice to all civilized nations: What this man writes is stupid. Read him no more.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 17, 2016 10:56 PM (R+30W)

145 Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 10:53 PM (Jy1Ao)

Look, again, I think we made a mistake in taking Trump, but this would play a lot better if the polls weren't clearly tightening over the last couple weeks. You're really picking the wrong time to do this.

Posted by: AD at September 17, 2016 10:56 PM (bWman)

146 Was that the Hausfrau University poll that everyone watches like a hawk?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable

Their game against Hereford State was pretty epic.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:57 PM (DqKNm)

147 I'm not average joe. But I have been here before nauling election predictions. 2 years ago, I got House and Senate exactly right.

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 10:57 PM (Jy1Ao)

148 Per wiki:
"The Munich Oktoberfest originally took place in the 16-day period leading up to the first Sunday in October. "
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2016 10:25 PM (V3IFq)

A dedicated/celebrated 16 day period honorin imbidin.
Best Stein contests....fuckin A.


That reminded me of a poster from, Spencers?, in the late 90's.... It was 365 Reasons To Drink.

Listed a "reason" to drink for each day of the year....

My personal fav was March 20th....Kathy Ireland's Birthday.

Evenin Horde Oh Plenty, hope all's well.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at September 17, 2016 10:57 PM (JcX1g)

149 Cool cat video, but "I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight" sounds like a lame-ass song.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:55 PM (sdi6R)

Really....now they've got a corpse to deal with.

Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2016 10:57 PM (+q52R)

150 Army beat UTEP 66-14.

3-0 first time in a bazillion years.

Also no refusals to stand for the National Anthem.

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2016 10:58 PM (ACqhm)

151 Oooooohhhh Nooooooo!!!!

Posted by: Worrier1965 at September 17, 2016 10:58 PM (XoldI)

152 Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 10:57 PM (Jy1Ao)


Oh...it's 'Greg'.

Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:58 PM (Enq6K)

153 Bears, trolls and leppos.

I say don't feed any of 'em.

Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 17, 2016 10:58 PM (fgOnp)

154 Troll announces plans to troll.

Posted by: yawn at September 17, 2016 10:59 PM (nRp9w)

155 Polls are no longer tightening. Hillary is now solidly ahead. You guys will find out soon. Enjoy!

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 10:59 PM (Jy1Ao)

156 148 I'm not average joe. But I have been here before nauling election predictions. 2 years ago, I got House and Senate exactly right.
Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 10:57 PM (Jy1Ao)

No, you aren't. You're probably Greg. But your buddy clearly is or just doing the same schtick.

Posted by: AD at September 17, 2016 10:59 PM (bWman)

157 I'm sure it's easy to make election predictions if you have inside information and know how the vote fraud is going to go.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:59 PM (sdi6R)

158 I'm not average joe. But I have been here before nauling election predictions. 2 years ago, I got House and Senate exactly right.
Posted by: Warriors1965


Your mother must be proud.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2016 10:59 PM (V3IFq)

159
Wow.

Warrior1965 is Nate Silver.

How cool is that?

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2016 11:00 PM (JmjOe)

160 I'm not average joe. But I have been here before nauling election predictions. 2 years ago, I got House and Senate exactly right.

You are, you weren't, you didn't.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 11:00 PM (rwI+c)

161 I agree Warrior, Jeb wouldn't have made that mistake. He wouldn't even answer Hills and gain 10 in the polls for it. We can all learn a lesson from W about letting attacks go unanswered.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 11:00 PM (QuuLB)

162
My personal fav was March 20th....Kathy Ireland's Birthday.

She's a business mogul now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 17, 2016 11:00 PM (IqV8l)

163 Polls are no longer tightening.

Whatever, you're smoking crack.

Posted by: AD at September 17, 2016 11:00 PM (bWman)

164 You guys will find out soon.

I'm choking to death here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 11:01 PM (rwI+c)

165 The troll claims a poll gives Hitlery a roll.

Fact though, is her roll is on a pole.

Double ply Charmin, she'll flush it down the hole.

The whole roll.

On which was written the poll.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 17, 2016 11:01 PM (v5iqM)

166 There has been some kind of attack at a mall in St Cloud MN, supposedly stabbings. 1 dead, 6 sent to hospital. No idea about what happened or how many other victims there may be.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 17, 2016 11:01 PM (P5esK)

167 Matt Yglesias still polls pretty well at Muehlenberg Tech, though.
All over Allentown, really. He's, like, huge there. Seriously.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 17, 2016 11:01 PM (H5rtT)

168
yellowstone-bearman.com

Timothy Treadwell's last bear encounter.

Interesting, if a little grisly.

Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 17, 2016 11:01 PM (++xwz)

169 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2016 10:43 PM (9P3OG)

Getting ready for your big debut?

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 17, 2016 11:01 PM (a4/uY)

170 For the candidate x would be 10 points over Hillary crowd, name the Obama voting states your candidate would flip.

Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2016 11:01 PM (ACqhm)

171 So one of my kids was drinking in a bar at 27th and 7th tonight. Another is headed to Oktoberfest on Wednesday.

I'm not a happy camper.

Posted by: MTF at September 17, 2016 11:01 PM (/m8T6)

172 In other elections, nobody was going to beat Obama. But Hillary could have been beaten. But idiot Trump voters just handed the election to her on a silver platter. What she does to this country will be your fault.

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 11:02 PM (Jy1Ao)

173 Well, just after President Dumbass was on CNN talking about the need to 'educate' Trump, whatever is happening in New York happened.



Great optics.....



But hey, maybe the lying old hag who can barely walk is the answer; peace through our enemies pity of our leaders....

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 17, 2016 11:02 PM (MHGhr)

174 I'm not average joe. But I have been here before nauling election predictions. 2 years ago, I got House and Senate exactly right.

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 10:57 PM (Jy1Ao)

Prove it. Links.

Posted by: cfomahm at September 17, 2016 11:02 PM (RfzVr)

175 I'm not average joe. But I have been here before nauling election predictions. 2 years ago, I got House and Senate exactly right.

Posted by: Warriors1965
________

I'm a better troll. Not only do I mispell one word in every comment, I also got the 2014 elections exactly right.

But get this: My predictions were more precise. Warriors1965 said the Republicans would gain 9 Senate seats and 13 House seats in 2014. I said 9.0 and 13.0, respectively.

Posted by: WaterCow at September 17, 2016 11:02 PM (wyFMH)

176 I was checking out the monkey lady at PuffHo... On the sidebar there was a pic of Miley Cyrus... She looks...um, what's the word... um... nice again, now! When did she give up the butch look?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 17, 2016 11:02 PM (kP16F)

177 What she does to this country will be your fault.
Posted by: Warriors1965


Fault?

Why wouldn't it be your fault?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2016 11:03 PM (V3IFq)

178 I've been here every election cycle giving you guys a reality check. You are not going to like the next batch of polls.
Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 10:52 PM


Your concern is:

[ X ] Noted

[ ] NGASA

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2016 11:03 PM (OF/aZ)

179 'Polls are no longer tightening'

I don't know about that but there are definitely some holes tightening.

Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2016 11:03 PM (BO/km)

180 Any sports fans finding it funny that someone with the name Warriors is predicting sure victory/defeat? Didn't work very well for Klay Thompson.

Posted by: Broseidon on his newer magic glowing square at September 17, 2016 11:03 PM (IbrrG)

181 174
But Hillary could have been beaten.

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 11:02 PM (Jy1Ao)


By whom? I'm all ears.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 17, 2016 11:04 PM (sdi6R)

182 Both Cruz and Rubio would have won Wisconsin. Rubio wins NH and CO.

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 11:04 PM (Jy1Ao)

183 Who should I root for in USC/Stanford?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 11:04 PM (rwI+c)

184 Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 11:02 PM (Jy1Ao)


President Hillary thanks you for your support.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2016 11:05 PM (4HySM)

185 Oh, Gerg is back! Yeah, he's lying about his track record -- in fact he called for a demonrat sweep last time he darkened our door -- but whatever. He gets credit for sheer bloody persistence, even though his pathetic existence sort of diminishes that accomplishment. And now let us give him no more notice.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 17, 2016 11:05 PM (1FhAQ)

186 Cui bono?

Who benefits from terrorists setting off bombs in NYC?

Donald Trump, that's who! It's no different than if he set them off himself!


Donald is shitting in your pantsuits.

Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2016 11:05 PM (J3phO)

187 Posted by: Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable at September 17, 2016 10:28 PM (1ZOkK)

I wonder if Michelle *believed* him and that's one of the reasons she hates him.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 17, 2016 11:05 PM (GDulk)

188 I predict that in the upcoming election that some precincts will have a total vote greater than 125% of their registered voters and while there will be a number of votes cast for 3rd party candidates not one singe vote will be for Trump.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2016 11:05 PM (P/kVC)

189
What good is a terrorist attack if no one takes credit for the explosions?


People are supposed to be terrorized, if you aren't making public threats, then those kabooms are just noise common to urban areas.

Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 17, 2016 11:05 PM (++xwz)

190 Why are you guys talking to Hector's aborted brother?

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 17, 2016 11:05 PM (a4/uY)

191 By whom? I'm all ears.

Gerg also has an impeccable prediction record in all known parallel universes.

Posted by: trollcasting at September 17, 2016 11:06 PM (nRp9w)

192 Who should I root for in USC/Stanford?

An earthquake.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 17, 2016 11:06 PM (qJhUV)

193 Hillary's faceplant gambit paid off big time for her, it solidified the Pajama Boy vote. They were wobbly before due to her position that abortion should only be legal for up to 36 weeks.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 11:06 PM (QuuLB)

194 Yeah, every moron remembers warriors1965 showing up here every four years to lay some truth on the benighted Horde.

Go away, troll.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2016 11:06 PM (4HySM)

195 Not to mention that calling House & Senate races is no big deal. How you doin' on prezzie elections Carnac? Electoral College makes for a whole different ballgame.

Posted by: cfomahm at September 17, 2016 11:06 PM (RfzVr)

196 Who should I root for in USC/Stanford?
Posted by: Grump928(


'SC of course. Stanford's mascot is a fucking tree.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2016 11:06 PM (V3IFq)

197 "I'm not Average Joe."

You can understand us confusing the two of you, though. You have one big thing in common.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 17, 2016 11:06 PM (H5rtT)

198
What good is a terrorist attack if no one takes credit for the explosions?

What good is a doomsday weapon if you don't tell anyone about it?

Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at September 17, 2016 11:07 PM (IqV8l)

199 There once was a Hillary troll
quoting some shady polls
it invaded our Saturday thread
we wished it were dead
but there's still plenty of Valu-Rite, Skol!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 17, 2016 11:07 PM (DqKNm)

200 186 Who should I root for in USC/Stanford?


Muss burger could've told you with the spread
He's gone now

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 17, 2016 11:08 PM (a4/uY)

201 You can understand us confusing the two of you, though. You have one big thing in common.


I'm sensing that it is something limp and very tiny...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2016 11:08 PM (4HySM)

202 "Possible second device has been located."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 17, 2016 11:08 PM (21hN3)

203 154 Bears, trolls and leppos.

I say don't feed any of 'em.
Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 17, 2016 10:58 PM (fgOnp)

Conspiracy Bears are cute, playful, harmless, and should be fed a light diet with caution.

Posted by: David Fincher at September 17, 2016 11:08 PM (usCMa)

204 Pres elections? I certainly did my best to tell you to accept the polls and that Romney was toast. Some insisted on unskewing lol.

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 11:09 PM (Jy1Ao)

205 Guys guys guys.

You poets know that asshole rhymes with troll.




Its like I dont even know you morons anymore.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2016 11:09 PM (JmjOe)

206 Conspiracy Bears are cute, playful, harmless


Cuddly sure, but they're a chlamydia vector.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 11:09 PM (rwI+c)

207
#201 Damn it, now you made me forget what I was going to post next.

Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 17, 2016 11:10 PM (++xwz)

208 Warrior 1965? Hell kid, I've got shirts that have seen more of life than you have.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2016 11:10 PM (RrDm2)

209 Warriors1965 is an impostor; nobody spazzes out like I do.

Posted by: (Dream) Worriers at September 17, 2016 11:10 PM (cC/ZB)

210 >>Conspiracy Bears are cute, playful, harmless, and should be fed a light diet with caution.


Nothing is cuter than a Sexula Harassment Panda.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2016 11:10 PM (mFQ4L)

211 I've locked eyes with a bear in my back yard. The only barrier between us was a 4' wire field fence which is a much bigger barrier for all of us on this side then it. What would lefties want me to do to protect the 2 pups and older dog that were with me if it had attacked?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 17, 2016 11:10 PM (GzDYP)

212 Look, again, I think we made a mistake in taking Trump, but this would play a lot better if the polls weren't clearly tightening over the last couple weeks. You're really picking the wrong time to do this.
Posted by: AD at September 17, 2016 10:56 PM (bWman)

Let's face it: every other GOP candidate and their minions would have been trying to feed the Beast chicken noodle soup while she laid in bed this week to help her get better ASAP and apologizing to the media for still running a campaign while she's in bed rest.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 17, 2016 11:10 PM (heN73)

213 hola my compatriots

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at September 17, 2016 11:10 PM (C+vbB)

214
209 Conspiracy Bears are cute, playful, harmless


Cuddly sure, but they're a chlamydia vector.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 11:09 PM (rwI+c)


Check with dicaprio on that?

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2016 11:11 PM (I1+dv)

215 166 - Good Lord. So this weekend there's been a meat cleaver attack in New York, a shooting spree in Philly, bombs along a charity run in NJ, a bombing in New York, and now this in MN.

Hell of a job, Barky.

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 11:11 PM (7qAYi)

216 185 Both Cruz and Rubio would have won Wisconsin. Rubio wins NH and CO.
Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 11:04 PM (Jy1Ao)

You should stop smoking crack laced with DMT.

And cock.

Posted by: David Fincher at September 17, 2016 11:11 PM (usCMa)

217 Look, again, I think we made a mistake in taking Trump, but this would play a lot better if the polls weren't clearly tightening over the last couple weeks. You're really picking the wrong time to do this.

Posted by: AD at September 17, 2016 10:56 PM (bWman)


Hilltards are in full panic mode. So they send their trolls to spread FUD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2016 11:11 PM (Bvr/A)

218 Thank you Trump voters for giving us in WI another 6 years of Russ Feingold. Johnson wins if any Cruz or Rubio at top of ticket.

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 11:11 PM (Jy1Ao)

219 From what I can discern, from my experience, Kate Upton has some wonderful baby-making parts.

I would love to help make babies with her, but I am sure that she has someone else in mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo at September 17, 2016 11:12 PM (4+VII)

220 First three Google results for "warriors1965" (with quotes) include this thread, a Plenty of Fish profile, and a mail.ru profile.

*chuckles*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 17, 2016 11:13 PM (21hN3)

221 "Possible second device has been located."
Posted by: Walter Freeman
=====

Another garbage can?

The obvious suspect: Oscar the Muppet

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2016 11:13 PM (RrDm2)

222 Who should I root for in USC/Stanford?

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 11:04 PM (rwI+c)

Kallyfornia teams....who cares.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 17, 2016 11:13 PM (heN73)

223 Kinda bored so I started watching Star Wars: The Force Awakens. God I forgot how awful this movie was. Unfortunately now I can't turn it off. I just have to sit here until it ends and marvel how JJ Abrams has built a career out of cannibalizing multi-billion dollar franchises.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at September 17, 2016 11:13 PM (ndUP5)

224 I say, you Lincoln voters are to be held responsible for the mess at my plantation!

Posted by: Wartier1865 at September 17, 2016 11:13 PM (V3IFq)

225 We shouldn't even have elections. Just have Gerg announce the obvious victor. Save a lot of money.

Posted by: Trollcasting Inc. at September 17, 2016 11:14 PM (nRp9w)

226 'From what I can discern, from my experience, Kate Upton has some wonderful baby-making parts.'


No hips.

Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2016 11:14 PM (BO/km)

227 1) my foster brother made his Lt Col.

2) One could do far worse than buy the 20 buck Cynoculars at the Evil W.

http://tinyurl.com/hku7fb7

Add Google Cardboard to your android and voila cheap VR as a proof of principle on whether you want to go down that wabbit hole.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:14 PM (SzZnW)

228

OH! Right. No nuclear first strike.

It is good that we are getting national security advice from the experts at theatlantic.com.

Nobody knows nukes like those guys.

Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 17, 2016 11:14 PM (++xwz)

229 If Hillary's team was panicking, they would have put money back into CO and VA. The fact they haven't speaks volumes. I know there are some intelligent people here that realizes this.

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 11:14 PM (Jy1Ao)

230 >>No hips.


I need a hole
I don't need no hipps.

Posted by: GWAR Lyrics for Every Occasion at September 17, 2016 11:14 PM (mFQ4L)

231
What would lefties want me to do to protect the 2 pups and older dog that were with me if it had attacked?
Posted by: OldDominionMom


They want you to move into an urban apartment complex.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2016 11:14 PM (IqV8l)

232 NYPD Special Ops sez secondary device found at 27th St, between 6th and 7th Ave.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 17, 2016 11:14 PM (qJhUV)

233 I've got data that isn't out yet, but it says if Hills coughs up a lung she is a shoein on Nov 8.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 11:15 PM (QuuLB)

234 Got a bear in the backyard?

I would think a 12 gauge with buckshot and sluggers would do the trick.

Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo at September 17, 2016 11:15 PM (4+VII)

235 From what I can discern, from my experience, Kate Upton has some wonderful baby-making parts


baby-feeding parts, maybe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 11:15 PM (rwI+c)

236 Conspiracy bears taste like chicken


Good nite
Be well

Don't play with trolls

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 17, 2016 11:15 PM (a4/uY)

237 Will someone get rid of the troll already.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2016 11:15 PM (I1+dv)

238 218 166 - Good Lord. So this weekend there's been a meat cleaver attack in New York, a shooting spree in Philly, bombs along a charity run in NJ, a bombing in New York, and now this in MN.

Hell of a job, Barky.
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 11:11 PM (7qAYi)

Also a couple of cops shot in Fort Worth.

Posted by: Moki at September 17, 2016 11:15 PM (VnCI9)

239 222 Deplorable Grampa Jimbo have faith my friend....... I may turn her down and send her your way

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at September 17, 2016 11:15 PM (C+vbB)

240 226 Posted by: Ernie McCracken at September 17, 2016 11:13 PM (ndUP5)

It takes a particular genius to give Luke tits and redo the movie NOW WITH LENS FLARES!

Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:15 PM (SzZnW)

241 >>(Jy1Ao)


21 posts so far.

Must be slow night at the Gloryhole.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2016 11:16 PM (mFQ4L)

242 241 Posted by: Moki at September 17, 2016 11:15 PM (VnCI9)

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

//Bronk standing under a shit stained banner

Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:16 PM (SzZnW)

243
Heres a douchebag test.


When somebody uses the phrase "xyz speaks volumes"........

You're a douchebag.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2016 11:16 PM (JmjOe)

244 I say, you fellowf voting for a Continental Congreff are only going to aggravate His Majefty into taking punitive meffures.

Posted by: Warriyore1765 at September 17, 2016 11:16 PM (DqKNm)

245 Perhaps Hillary is running out of money. After the catatonic seizure, perhaps the money supply went dry.


Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo at September 17, 2016 11:16 PM (4+VII)

246 215
Let's face it: every other GOP candidate and their minions would have been trying to feed the Beast chicken noodle soup while she laid in bed this week to help her get better ASAP and apologizing to the media for still running a campaign while she's in bed rest.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 17, 2016 11:10 PM (heN73)


This. Exactly.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 17, 2016 11:17 PM (sdi6R)

247 What would lefties want me to do to protect the 2 pups and older dog that were with me if it had attacked?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 17, 2016 11:10 PM (GzDYP)


Move to Chicago where they can be attacked by coyotes.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2016 11:17 PM (lDj6i)

248 Any news on the 'person of interest' in the trashcan pipe bombs from this morning?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2016 11:18 PM (P/kVC)

249
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

//Bronk standing under a shit stained banner
Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:16 PM (SzZnW)

Sadly, I think he would do that. We know what he thinks of cops, bible clingers, etc.

Posted by: Moki at September 17, 2016 11:18 PM (VnCI9)

250 If Hillary's team was panicking, they would have put money back into CO and VA. The fact they haven't speaks volumes. I know there are some intelligent people here that realizes this.

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 11:14 PM (Jy1Ao)


Hillary's entire M.O. is taking money out, not putting money in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2016 11:18 PM (Bvr/A)

251 They want you to move into an urban apartment complex.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
------------
Preferably gray concrete Worker Housing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2016 11:18 PM (RrDm2)

252 They want you to move into an urban apartment complex.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2016 11:14 PM (IqV8l)

Run away! Run away!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 17, 2016 11:19 PM (GzDYP)

253 157 Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 10:59 PM (Jy1Ao)

GFYS troll.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:19 PM (SzZnW)

254 in other news 1-1 AD Commander is relieved of duty for EO and SHARP complaints.

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at September 17, 2016 11:19 PM (C+vbB)

255 @164,

Bert C....

Brains, THAT Body, Those EYES.....

I'm frankly surprised she doesn't rule the world. Mr. Ireland won the fuckin lifetime lottery in 1988.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at September 17, 2016 11:19 PM (JcX1g)

256
When somebody uses the phrase "xyz speaks volumes"........

You're a douchebag.
Posted by: fixerupper
-----------------

That spears volumes about you...

Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2016 11:20 PM (59r+t)

257 If Michigan State loses to Notre Lame after being way up, I'm gonna be pissed.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 17, 2016 11:20 PM (heN73)

258 253 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2016 11:18 PM (Bvr/A)

The DNC has just about given up on the Senate....

Grammy H will shit herself at the debates.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:20 PM (SzZnW)

259 I'm an expert at picks. I had the Red Sox winning the 86 WS in 6 games, I had Miami beating Boston College in 84, I had the Yankees winning the ALCS in 2004. My track record is sublime.

Posted by: Whirriers1965 at September 17, 2016 11:20 PM (kumBu)

260 I was over on Netflix, watching Star Trek. Holy crap. Yeoman Rad had thin lips.

Just not the modern idea of beauty.

Was that a blonde beehive?


Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo at September 17, 2016 11:20 PM (4+VII)

261
Oh shit. I almost forgot.


YAAAAAAAAAAAAY HUSKERS!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2016 11:20 PM (JmjOe)

262 "We believe at this time this was an intentional act," says Mayor de Blasio.




Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 17, 2016 11:21 PM (Enq6K)

263 Hillary isn't out of money. The fact that she's spending in Georgia instead of Colorado and Virginia tells you she has this locked up. Can't wait for those new polls!

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 11:21 PM (Jy1Ao)

264 DeBlasio - no direct link yet with NJ explosion, no specific threat, but was deliberate act.

Posted by: Fox 2! at September 17, 2016 11:21 PM (brIR5)

265 I watched Trump on Dr. Oz today (DVR). It was a great episode. His daughter was amazing and I think he picked up a few more votes. Some opinion writer on CNN agreed....yet still managed to call Trump racist...



And CNN had vapors over Trump's comment that Hillary's bodyguards should give up their guns. But then, how would they protect Hillary from all of the Syrian refugees being relocated into her neighbourhood?



I can't wait for this damn thing to be over. There's something to be said for Canada's 6 weeks or so elections. I remember a winter election when I was in Ohio, 2 months long, and people were just bitching about the length. I was thrilled the bastards had to crawl across Canada in winter schlepping for votes.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 17, 2016 11:21 PM (MHGhr)

266 I thought they announced another device found on W 27th str between 6th and 7th ave?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2016 11:21 PM (P/kVC)

267 Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2016 11:20 PM (59r+t)

Nosy question: the thief, was he the guy you had taken in? I missed the part about what happened and when.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 17, 2016 11:22 PM (heN73)

268 Hell of a job, Barky.
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 11:11 PM (7qAYi)

Also a couple of cops shot in Fort Worth.
Posted by: Moki at September 17, 2016 11:15 PM (VnCI9)

But I am the bad guy. I am the deplorable. I am the irredeemable, I'm the hater, I'm the bitter clinger in Jesus-land.

I'm a poor Christian. I become angry. I become vengeful. I wish ill on my enemy. Oh, so many enemies.

But I also know that Christ was not passive. he was not weak.

Lord, grant me the strength...

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 17, 2016 11:22 PM (U31ch)

269 it's like they just handed deblasio a note on the second site...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2016 11:22 PM (P/kVC)

270 265 Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 17, 2016 11:21 PM (Enq6K)

De Stalino likes Bill Ayers...

Donk mythology says people accidentally leave pipebombs and accidentally ambush cops.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:22 PM (SzZnW)

271 "We believe at this time this was an intentional act," says Mayor de Blasio.

The man is a modern day Sherlock Holmes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 11:23 PM (rwI+c)

272 It takes amazing acumen to predict the 2014 elections in 2016. This guy is headed straight for the top!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 17, 2016 11:23 PM (kumBu)

273 I cannot help be think that 50% of the donations to the 2016 Hillary campaign are going into her bit fat pantsuit pockets.

Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo at September 17, 2016 11:23 PM (4+VII)

274 The DSCC has given up on Ohio amd Florida and is putting that money into NC amd MO.

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 11:23 PM (Jy1Ao)

275 Ohhhhhhh, mail.ru. Yeah, GRU/FSB/SVR has its own stable of trolls for FUD and general putinist hijinks. Might not even be gerg after all but just a random dezinformatsiya dickhead assuming that we won't do any research. And now I really must sleep. NY morons stay safe.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at September 17, 2016 11:23 PM (1FhAQ)

276 254 They want you to move into an urban apartment complex.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
------------
Preferably gray concrete Worker Housing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2016 11:18 PM (RrDm2)

That would be falling apart even before the concrete cures

Posted by: Fox 2! at September 17, 2016 11:23 PM (brIR5)

277 29 injuries, one possibly serious

Posted by: Fox 2! at September 17, 2016 11:24 PM (brIR5)

278 258 @164,

Bert C....

Brains, THAT Body, Those EYES.....

I'm frankly surprised she doesn't rule the world. Mr. Ireland won the fuckin lifetime lottery in 1988.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at September 17, 2016 11:19 PM (JcX1g)

And Elle MacPherson hit the scene at the same time. Damn, that was a great time to go through puberty.

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 11:24 PM (7qAYi)

279 266 Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 11:21 PM (Jy1Ao)

Grammy is pissing up a rope.

Assuming you fucktards manage to snow enough freeshit army sub-alterns and LIVs you'll further destabilize the world.

We are going to eat a nuke because of you limp-wristed c**ts.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:24 PM (SzZnW)

280 Everybody's freaking out here and gas lines are stretching out into the streets.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 17, 2016 11:24 PM (w+Jhj)

281 Where the fuck is the Banhammer?

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2016 11:24 PM (mFQ4L)

282 Yeah Hillary. Don't spend any of your precious money in VA. Keep it for yourself. Lol.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 17, 2016 11:25 PM (GzDYP)

283 Is this going to be Feed the Troll Night? If so I should go take care of something I've been meaning to, like cutting out my appendix pre-emptively with my multitool and some expired Tylenol.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 17, 2016 11:25 PM (vyqqu)

284 I've got data that shows if Trump will just do exactly what Clinton is doing, that is have hacking fits, pass out from nice weather, and coordinate with the MSM on messaging attacks* he would have a 1/4 chance of winning.

*basically agreeing with Clinton's attacks on him

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 11:25 PM (QuuLB)

285 Preferably gray concrete Worker Housing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2016 11:18 PM (RrDm2)

That would be falling apart even before the concrete cures
Posted by: Fox 2!

And the damned lift never works.

Posted by: Winston Smith at September 17, 2016 11:25 PM (DqKNm)

286 277 Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 11:23 PM (Jy1Ao)

Heh "good luck" the math ain't with you on the Senate sport.

Love you f**king retards overt fraud machine being exposed this week.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:25 PM (SzZnW)

287 That would be falling apart even before the concrete cures

Posted by: Fox 2! at September 17, 2016 11:23 PM (brIR5)


Funny how concrete made with 95% sand and 5% Portland cement always falls apart, isn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2016 11:25 PM (Bvr/A)

288 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 17, 2016 11:25 PM (T/cxb)

289 264


Oh shit. I almost forgot.





YAAAAAAAAAAAAY HUSKERS!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2016 11:20 PM (JmjOe)


Did the huskers take it over the ducks? I saw they were playing over lunch, but didn't care about the score.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 17, 2016 11:25 PM (EzgxV)

290 Did someone say the N-word?


Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo at September 17, 2016 11:26 PM (4+VII)

291 274
"We believe at this time this was an intentional act," says Mayor de Blasio.



The man is a modern day Sherlock Holmes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 11:23 PM (rwI+c)


And he added "we don't think it's terrorism...."


Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 17, 2016 11:26 PM (Enq6K)

292 BONK BONK ON THE HEAD

Posted by: Hillary! 2016: Brain Damaged? Yes, But Not Too Brain Damaged To Still Be A Scheming, Lying Witch at September 17, 2016 11:26 PM (4HySM)

293 Yes, lets shut down gas supply to Asheville.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 11:26 PM (QuuLB)

294 197 Yeah, every moron remembers warriors1965 showing up here every four years to lay some truth on the benighted Horde.


The '65 Golden State Warriors sucked.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2016 11:26 PM (F+tjU)

295 229 'From what I can discern, from my experience, Kate Upton has some wonderful baby-making parts.'
----------
No hips.
Posted by: freaked
------------------

You must be fairly young.
The imperfections are what make a woman perfect.

Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2016 11:26 PM (59r+t)

296 video of the NYC explosion:

http://tinyurl.com/z8f25wr

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at September 17, 2016 11:27 PM (fgOnp)

297 O-H

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2016 11:27 PM (I1+dv)

298 C**ts

??

Certs?

Carts??

Clats?

Curts?


Dont be so damn cryptic sven.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2016 11:27 PM (JmjOe)

299 293 Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo at September 17, 2016 11:26 PM (4+VII)

Nutter-butters?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:27 PM (SzZnW)

300 deblasio is such a tool.




well it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck but we have no specific and or credible evidence that it is a duck. or that a duck is threatening us.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2016 11:27 PM (cPsPa)

301 sven100077,

Oh the absurdity. Rey doesn't need the Force...She's a girllllllll!!! (and a very ugly one at that).

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at September 17, 2016 11:27 PM (ndUP5)

302 Do not talk to the demon!

Posted by: Deplorable Old Priest at September 17, 2016 11:27 PM (4+VII)

303 When somebody uses the phrase "xyz speaks volumes"........

You're a douchebag.

Posted by: fixerupper
________

That's from "The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Trolls" 2nd edition. But if this particular douchebag would deign to do a troll webinar, he'd know that he should be making incpmplete, false syllogisms. For example -

"Trump might actually win in November. And I might actually go to the moon in November."

To think this troll is getting paid while I'm doing this strictly as a volunteer....

Posted by: WaterCow at September 17, 2016 11:27 PM (wyFMH)

304 301 Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2016 11:27 PM (JmjOe)

"Warriors" 1965 is backing queen C**t.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:28 PM (SzZnW)

305 Yay Notre Lame loses again!!

Better luck with Purdue you overhyped fuckers.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 17, 2016 11:28 PM (heN73)

306 Everybody's freaking out here and gas lines are stretching out into the streets.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
------------

I refused to partake, but then, I don't plan on going anywhere. What's your situation?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2016 11:29 PM (RrDm2)

307 we may also have a second incidence of something walking and talking like a duck but there is nothing to see here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2016 11:29 PM (cPsPa)

308 304 Posted by: Ernie McCracken at September 17, 2016 11:27 PM (ndUP5)

I went off in an epic rant on every flaw in JJ Wars.....from the rolling Gonad droid to the fact Rey Rey went to Ireland to train LUKE in the force functionally...

Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:29 PM (SzZnW)

309 Did the huskers take it over the ducks? I saw they were playing over lunch, but didn't care about the score.

-------------1

Yup. Very entertaining game. Huskers retake lead for the win with some fourth quarter heroics.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2016 11:29 PM (JmjOe)

310 "We believe at this time this was an intentional act," says Mayor de Blasio.


Well, I made a bomb, but had no further use for it, so I put it in the dumpster, intentionally. You want I should have put it in the refrigerator?

Posted by: Mad Bomber, who ain't quite that mad. at September 17, 2016 11:29 PM (Bvr/A)

311 Everybody's freaking out here and gas lines are stretching out into the streets.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 17, 2016 11:24 PM (w+Jhj)

284 Where the fuck is the Banhammer?



why

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2016 11:30 PM (cPsPa)

312 308 Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 17, 2016 11:28 PM (heN73)

The tying Irish....still one of my least favorite teams lo 35 years on.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:30 PM (SzZnW)

313 Did the huskers take it over the ducks? I saw they were playing over lunch, but didn't care about the score.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 17, 2016 11:25 PM (EzgxV)

Yup. Saw Oregon lose to Nebraska on the teevee whilst enjoying an awesome New York strip at Texas Road House in Fort Collins, Colorado.

Fuck if that ain't America.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 17, 2016 11:30 PM (U31ch)

314 nevermind

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2016 11:30 PM (cPsPa)

315 G'night joncelli.
Did I see MisHum bowing out, too? G'night.

Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2016 11:30 PM (59r+t)

316

Nothing says terror like blowing up a refuse container.

Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 17, 2016 11:30 PM (++xwz)

317 You guys don't get paid to comment here?

Ace give me two hobo toes for every comment over 100 each week.

At least, I think Ace is the one leaving them in my mailbox?

It's not like we have an actual contract or anything like that...they just started showing up on Monday mornings 8-9 years back.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2016 11:30 PM (mFQ4L)

318 294 274
"We believe at this time this was an intentional act," says Mayor de Blasio.



The man is a modern day Sherlock Holmes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 11:23 PM (rwI+c)


And he added "we don't think it's terrorism...."


Posted by: Tami - Powering through being a Deplorable at September 17, 2016 11:26 PM (Enq6K)



So it was just a teenage prank?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 17, 2016 11:31 PM (sdi6R)

319
Yes, lets shut down gas supply to Asheville.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 11:26 PM (QuuLB)

Local news says some stations charging $3.50/gal...up from $1.85 last wk.

Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2016 11:31 PM (+q52R)

320 DiBlasio sez "no indication of terrorism". Just a defective exploding dumpster I guess.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 17, 2016 11:32 PM (qJhUV)

321 312
Did the huskers take it over the ducks? I saw they were playing over lunch, but didn't care about the score.



-------------1



Yup. Very entertaining game. Huskers retake lead for the win with some fourth quarter heroics.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 17, 2016 11:29 PM (JmjOe)


I've got a duck goddaughter and a duck nephew in the band, so I had some interest. Not enough to worry about the ball game.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 17, 2016 11:32 PM (EzgxV)

322 He hates these dumpsters!

Posted by: Navin Johnson at September 17, 2016 11:32 PM (4HySM)

323 so, has clockmed been disassembling dumpsters?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2016 11:32 PM (cPsPa)

324 >> DiBlasio sez "no indication of terrorism". Just a defective exploding dumpster I guess.


Senior Prank.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2016 11:33 PM (mFQ4L)

325 Its going medieval in Asheville, somebody came by with a cart earlier telling us to throw out your dead.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 11:33 PM (QuuLB)

326 Fuck if that ain't America.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 17, 2016 11:30 PM (U31ch)


Flyover America.

And then there's the coasts, watching soccer while eating a tofu burger on gluten free bread with a fruity drink.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 17, 2016 11:33 PM (MHGhr)

327 Local news says some stations charging $3.50/gal...up from $1.85

Where is this? I missed it earlier.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 17, 2016 11:33 PM (vyqqu)

328 Do not talk to the demon!

I'm not that bad.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 17, 2016 11:33 PM (T/cxb)

329 So a bomb was intentionally set off, but there's no indication of terrorism? Got it.

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 11:34 PM (7qAYi)

330 well the good news for deblasio is that it is not likely that the NYPD or FDNY is going to leak any details that wold contradict his presser.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2016 11:34 PM (cPsPa)

331 A great man once said: Trolglodytae non pascere!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 17, 2016 11:34 PM (kP16F)

332 Yes, lets shut down gas supply to Asheville.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 11:26 PM (QuuLB)

Local news says some stations charging $3.50/gal...up from $1.85 last wk.


Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2016 11:31 PM (+q52R)

Geez a temporary blip in supply and everybody freaks out.

(not referring to you guys)

Wait 'til something really big happens.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 17, 2016 11:35 PM (heN73)

333 Nothing says terror like blowing up a refuse container.

Posted by: Lastly Waynery

So he says to me "Ya wanna make it as a Super Villain right?" And I says "Yeah baby Yeah!" And he says"Well then ya gotta do something big. Blow up a dumpster in New York." And I says "Yeah baby!" Surfs up moondoggies cuz I'm making gravy without the lumps!

Posted by: Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight at September 17, 2016 11:35 PM (DqKNm)

334 322
Yes, lets shut down gas supply to Asheville.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 11:26 PM (QuuLB)

Local news says some stations charging $3.50/gal...up from $1.85 last wk.
Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2016 11:31 PM (+q52R)

Why is the gas supply being cut off?

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 11:35 PM (7qAYi)

335 Maybe someone just got tired of having to sort the recycling into color coded bags?

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2016 11:35 PM (mFQ4L)

336 And then there's the coasts, watching soccer while eating a tofu burger on gluten free bread with a fruity drink.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 17, 2016 11:33 PM (MHGhr)


You mean football?

Posted by: Eastcost Twit at September 17, 2016 11:35 PM (cmE8J)

337 Yup. Saw Oregon lose to Nebraska on the teevee
whilst enjoying an awesome New York strip at Texas Road House in Fort
Collins, Colorado.



Fuck if that ain't America.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 17, 2016 11:30 PM (U31ch)

I was watching live on TV when Tyke the elephant going on a rampage in Hawaii while sitting in a Vietnamese strip bar drinking a German beer... eventually we went out on the street and could see the action down the road.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2016 11:36 PM (P/kVC)

338 Ok, just in case question....

Would The Stumblebumness keep the "No 1st Strike W/Nucs" policy intact if she was in power?

The Great Hair would toss that shit Day 1.....

But, would Her Stumbleness really, really forgo the inherent leverage/stability "1st Strike" policy provides?

The question is insane though....tryin to extrapolate behavior of the brain damaged is inherently futile.

Guess I'm just a glass half full type.....

Speakin of which, the high test needs toppin off, brb..

Posted by: Hillbillyking at September 17, 2016 11:36 PM (JcX1g)

339 Good night everyone!

The poll bombs will be dropping soon and I'll be here with an "I told you so" on each and every one.

You Trump primary voters caused this. Always remember that.

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 11:36 PM (Jy1Ao)

340 Our local police are asking people not to dress up as Creepy Clowns for Halloween this year.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 11:36 PM (rwI+c)

341 332 So a bomb was intentionally set off, but there's no indication of terrorism? Got it.
Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 11:34 PM (7qAYi)


Must have been a military exercise, then.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 17, 2016 11:36 PM (sdi6R)

342 Errr, trolglotydae...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 17, 2016 11:36 PM (kP16F)

343 328
Its going medieval in Asheville, somebody came by with a cart earlier telling us to throw out your dead.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 11:33 PM (QuuLB)


Can you route the cart over by the Federal Building? I think there might be several loads ready for pickup.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 17, 2016 11:36 PM (EzgxV)

344 You mean football?
Posted by: Eastcost Twit at September 17, 2016 11:35 PM (cmE8J)


no futbol

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2016 11:36 PM (cPsPa)

345 >>Why is the gas supply being cut off?


They won't allow Trannies to use the Gas Station Restrooms of their choice in North Carolina.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2016 11:37 PM (mFQ4L)

346 Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 17, 2016 11:33 PM (vyqqu)

Greenville, SC....Colonial pipeline has a leak in Ala....feeds gasoline for most of East Coast....they're trucking it in here and some stations are running out. Katrina redux.

Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2016 11:37 PM (+q52R)

347 Goodnight, Bill Kristol!

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 17, 2016 11:37 PM (sdi6R)

348 Why is the gas supply being cut off?

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 11:35 PM (7qAYi)


They're eating people!

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 17, 2016 11:37 PM (cmE8J)

349 All terrorism before the elections have been officially cancelled, no matter the number injured or worse.



All economic numbers are fine and dandy before the election.



All comedians are hilarious, all entertainment is amazing, all food is plentiful and delicious and all women are 10's.



All depressing news is false. All is well citizen.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 17, 2016 11:37 PM (MHGhr)

350 Hillary isn't out of money. The fact that she's spending in Georgia instead of Colorado and Virginia tells you she has this locked up. Can't wait for those new polls!

Posted by: Warriors1965
________

Dammit, Warriors1965, do you WANT her to lose?

Or do you not pay attention to the weekly memos? I'm referring to points 1, 3, 4 and 8.

STOP NOW, read the memo, take the rest of the weekend off, get a new nickname, and come back here to resume trolling on Monday. OK?

Posted by: WaterCow at September 17, 2016 11:37 PM (wyFMH)

351 Goodnight, Bill Kristol!
Posted by: rickl the deplorable


Thread winnah!

Posted by: Wartier1865 at September 17, 2016 11:37 PM (V3IFq)

352 ooops, pressure cooker

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2016 11:37 PM (cPsPa)

353 Good night everyone!

The poll bombs will be dropping soon and I'll be here with an "I told you so" on each and every one.

You Trump primary voters caused this. Always remember that.

Posted by: Warriors1965 at September 17, 2016 11:36 PM (Jy1Ao)


Come again when you can't stay as long.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2016 11:37 PM (Bvr/A)

354 Second Device a "pressure cooker"

Posted by: Fox 2! at September 17, 2016 11:38 PM (brIR5)

355 Why is the gas supply being cut off?

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 11:35 PM (7qAYi)

A gas line ruptured that carries something like 40% of all East Coast gasoline. It might take a few days to fix. In the meantime they're working on trucking more in and there might be temporary shortages.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 17, 2016 11:38 PM (heN73)

356
Our local police are asking people not to dress up as Creepy Clowns for Halloween this year.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 11:36 PM (rwI+c)


Fuck.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2016 11:38 PM (cmE8J)

357 2nd device a pressure cooker... but that's how I ditch my bad kim-chee, sometimes they pop.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2016 11:38 PM (P/kVC)

358 348 Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2016 11:37 PM (mFQ4L)

The answer is to leave one bathroom for everyone with a sign explaining why.

The trannies will face thunderdome.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:38 PM (SzZnW)

359 They're eating people!
Posted by: Shep Smith

Hide yo wife! Hide yo kids! They eatin eerybody!

Posted by: That one guy from the internet I'm too lazy to look up at September 17, 2016 11:38 PM (DqKNm)

360 Fox is saying second device on 27th street is a pressure cooker.

Posted by: vivi at September 17, 2016 11:38 PM (11H2y)

361 The poll bombs will be dropping soon and I'll be here with an "I told you so" on each and every one.

So, he's never coming back?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 17, 2016 11:39 PM (T/cxb)

362 Hey! I just made the Polish letter "l" !

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 17, 2016 11:39 PM (kP16F)

363 Florida Fertilizer Plant Sinkhole Reportedly Leaks 215 Million Gallons of Radioactive Water Into Aquifer

http://abcn.ws/2cGk7zK

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 11:39 PM (rwI+c)

364 St Cloud Crossroads Mall

Local news in Minneapolis is an over emotive mess. What little I can hear is eight wounded, one dead - supposedly the attacker(?). Mall still locked down and no one can go home?

Interviewing a witness who saw everyone running, she went into the JC Penneys and they starting locking down. Being smart she got the fuck out of Dodge. Chanel 4& 5 both interviewed her by phone.

Posted by: rd at September 17, 2016 11:39 PM (zIyYY)

365 well it is nyc people and restaurants throw out rice and pressure cookers on the sidewalk all the time.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2016 11:39 PM (cPsPa)

366 >>Second Device a "pressure cooker"


Stop being Islamaphobic, people!

Posted by: Mayor DiBlasio at September 17, 2016 11:39 PM (mFQ4L)

367 349 Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2016 11:37 PM (+q52R)

It'd be a damn shame if the GOP ran on pointing out how EPA is forcing the infrastructure to die.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:39 PM (SzZnW)

368 I'm so old I remember when bombs going off in America wasn't a common occurrence.

Thanks democrats.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 17, 2016 11:40 PM (GzDYP)

369 and would warriorBot2000 care to tell us who he predicted would be the Repub nominee a year ago..?

Posted by: mallfly version 1.00203b at September 17, 2016 11:40 PM (2JQBv)

370 Anyone heard of a bomb in Virginia last night? Someone posted that as a reply to my litany of incidents this weekend on fb.

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 11:40 PM (7qAYi)

371 Why is the gas supply being cut off?

-----

Trump, the vindictive bastard.

Or the drum circle call to Gaia was finally successful.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 11:40 PM (QuuLB)

372 >>Florida Fertilizer Plant Sinkhole Reportedly Leaks 215 Million Gallons of Radioactive Water Into Aquifer

Meh.

It can only help the Gene Pool in Florida.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2016 11:40 PM (mFQ4L)

373
"This was an intentional act," Mayor Bill de Blasio said at a news conference Saturday night. A possible secondary device has been found at West 27th Street between
Sixth and Seventh avenue, according NYPD Special Operations.

He said there is no known link to terrorism or the explosion that happened in Seaside Park, N.J. earlier Saturday.



"Coincidence!", he exclaimed -- and we all laughed merrily.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 17, 2016 11:41 PM (kdS6q)

374 358
Why is the gas supply being cut off?



Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 11:35 PM (7qAYi)



A gas line ruptured that carries something like 40% of all East
Coast gasoline. It might take a few days to fix. In the meantime
they're working on trucking more in and there might be temporary
shortages.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 17, 2016 11:38 PM (heN73)


It won't become a serious crisis without Federal intervention....trucks will re-route into more deeply-effected areas, there'll be some overtime paid, everyone will shift a little to cover.... But if the Feds get involved, some places will be dry for weeks!

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 17, 2016 11:41 PM (EzgxV)

375 >> I'm so old I remember when bombs going off in America wasn't a common occurrence.


Where are the razor blade filled apples of our youth?

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2016 11:42 PM (mFQ4L)

376 Florida Fertilizer Plant Sinkhole Reportedly Leaks 215 Million Gallons of Radioactive Water Into Aquifer

Meh.

It can only help the Gene Pool in Florida.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2016 11:40 PM (mFQ4L)

The snowbirds will all return home glowing.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at September 17, 2016 11:42 PM (heN73)

377 371 I'm so old I remember when bombs going off in America wasn't a common occurrence.

Thanks democrats.

-------

I remember when you could get on an airplane without stripping down,being felt up and getting photographed naked.

Thanks muzztards.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 17, 2016 11:42 PM (4HySM)

378 377 Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 17, 2016 11:41 PM (EzgxV)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE have Bronk force gaslines....

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

Then point out we have no built a new refinery since the 70s.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:42 PM (SzZnW)

379 "I refused to partake, but then, I don't plan on going anywhere. What's your situation?

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

I have to drive to work and to take the kid to school and back, and my delivery job at night. Currently full up.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 17, 2016 11:43 PM (w+Jhj)

380 Greenville, SC....Colonial pipeline has a leak in
Ala....feeds gasoline for most of East Coast....they're trucking it in
here and some stations are running out. Katrina redux.


Posted by: BignJames


Huh. I'd heard of that, our worthless Gov'ner declared a state of emergency because something something butthurt over special session I'll be damned if I know why. Our prices are still good so far but we may have other sources.

Damned mess, though.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 17, 2016 11:43 PM (vyqqu)

381
Why, we haven't had a gasoline shortage since...
*scratches head*
...oh, yeah, Jimmy Carter

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2016 11:43 PM (RrDm2)

382 366
Florida Fertilizer Plant Sinkhole Reportedly Leaks 215 Million Gallons of Radioactive Water Into Aquifer



http://abcn.ws/2cGk7zK

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, twice as smug as you at September 17, 2016 11:39 PM (rwI+c)


It's just a flesh wound!!!

Posted by: Black Knight of Florida Aquifers at September 17, 2016 11:43 PM (EzgxV)

383 Nosy question: the thief, was he the guy you had taken in? I missed the part about what happened and when.
Posted by: Country Boy
-----------------
Yep. Same loser.
Was told he went to jail one day last month.
I think it's a simple possession of weed charge, but he had 3 outstanding warrants, and was on parole (or probation? I don't know the difference )
I believe he was a passenger in a one car accident. Instead of heavy drugs, he just had a nugget of pot.

But - jail told me - a warrant for non-pmt of child support + 2 more I didn't relly listen to. The kicker is that this happened across state lines in NC. So he is most likely going to serve the full term for whatever charge he was on probation for. POs don't like you leaving the state without prior notice, I hear.

Anyway...
Is that cat in the top pic prepped for an autopsy or a spa day?

Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2016 11:43 PM (59r+t)

384 378 >> I'm so old I remember when bombs going off in America wasn't a common occurrence.


Where are the razor blade filled apples of our youth?
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2016 11:42 PM (mFQ4L)

Gone the way of Satanic day care centers.

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 11:43 PM (7qAYi)

385
Speaking of bombs, I remember the time I was out in Los Angles, driving down the freeway when the bomb squad passed me, pulling their little trailer they put the bombs in, blue light flashing.

And it struck me funny as cars that were passing the bomb squad on both sides.

I never would have believed that traffic on the LA Freeway system ever moved that rapidly.

Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 17, 2016 11:43 PM (++xwz)

386 It won't become a serious crisis without Federal
intervention....trucks will re-route into more deeply-effected areas,
there'll be some overtime paid, everyone will shift a little to
cover.... But if the Feds get involved, some places will be dry for
weeks!


Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 17, 2016 11:41 PM (EzgxV)

Yeah, Obama will personally dispatch all tankers and select their destinations. It is that important.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2016 11:44 PM (P/kVC)

387 I remember a time when I knew crap about Islam. Good times.


Ah, and Canada's late night news always started with the most important issue of the day, a fishing dispute with the US. Charming.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 17, 2016 11:44 PM (MHGhr)

388 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE have Bronk force gaslines....

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

Then point out we have no built a new refinery since the 70s.
Posted by: sven10077


What the fuck is 'bronk'?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2016 11:44 PM (V3IFq)

389 If the gas problem does get fixed by Monday, I'm eating the cat.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 11:44 PM (QuuLB)

390
The NYPD Counterterrorism Unit asked New Yorkers to remain vigilant and aware of their surroundings.

Police Commissioner James O'Neill would not discuss additional details of the investigation, such as what may have exploded or whether it was in a garbage can, as earlier reports indicated.



"Be vigilant."

"Ok, what should we look out for?"

"Won't tell you."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 17, 2016 11:45 PM (kdS6q)

391 os are the rumors that obama has had DARPA solely focused upon developing neuralizers before the election?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2016 11:45 PM (cPsPa)

392 392 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2016 11:44 PM (V3IFq)

Bronk O'Bama.....our Irish-American golf king.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:45 PM (SzZnW)

393 "Local news says some stations charging $3.50/gal...up from $1.85 last wk.


Posted by: BignJames"

Place I bought it at still had price at 2.11, which is only a few cents higher that what it was last week.

A few years back when the hurricane messed up the gas deliveries, one chain jacked it's prices up to 5.50 a gallon. I've never bought gas from them since.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 17, 2016 11:46 PM (w+Jhj)

394 If the gas problem does get fixed by Monday, I'm eating the cat.

I thought kittilingus was banned in all 57 states.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 17, 2016 11:46 PM (T/cxb)

395 If the gas problem does get fixed by Monday, I'm eating the cat.
Posted by: Make America Great Again

I eat kitty every night.
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! Rodham-Rodham at September 17, 2016 11:46 PM (DqKNm)

396 Huh. I'd heard of that, our worthless Gov'ner
declared a state of emergency because something something


Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at September 17, 2016 11:43 PM (vyqqu)


State of Emergency declared for Georgia, too. Reason was to allow the gas tanker truck drivers to exceed the limits on hours/miles driven to keep the gas stations serviced.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 17, 2016 11:46 PM (GUBah)

397
Good news:

The White House has issued a statement regarding the explosion.

"The president has been apprised of the explosion in New York City, the cause of which remains under investigation. The president will be updated as additional information becomes available."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 17, 2016 11:46 PM (kdS6q)

398 "Ok, what should we look out for?"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 17, 2016 11:45 PM (kdS6q)

Hasidim, Lutherans -- especially from Wisconsin, any American with a concealed carry permit, and any White person who speaks perfect English.

Duh....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 17, 2016 11:47 PM (Zu3d9)

399 377
It won't become a serious crisis without Federal intervention....trucks will re-route into more deeply-effected areas, there'll be some overtime paid, everyone will shift a little to cover.... But if the Feds get involved, some places will be dry for weeks!
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 17, 2016 11:41 PM (EzgxV)


It's imperative that the Federal government take over the distribution of gasoline. It's the only to ensure that all of the people get what they need!

Posted by: Nicolas Maduro at September 17, 2016 11:47 PM (sdi6R)

400 nyc subway signs "if you see something say something"


deblasio "your eyes are lying to you"

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2016 11:47 PM (cPsPa)

401 "Second Device a 'pressure cooker'"

I'm wondering when the panic buying of pressure cookers is going to start, in anticipation of a Federal ban.

I better go buy a half-dozen of the things. I like them. Quite a bit. Nothing can turn a cheap, tough cut of meat into a delicious dinner quite like a pressure cooker is able to.

Never tried the pressure-fried-chicken concept. Hmmmm.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 17, 2016 11:47 PM (noWW6)

402 Gone the way of Satanic day care centers.

Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 11:43 PM (7qAYi)


And suicide by heavy metal lyrics. Those were the days.

Posted by: Tipper Gore at September 17, 2016 11:47 PM (cmE8J)

403 Hmf. I guess I had better postpone my plan to mow grass tomorrow.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2016 11:47 PM (mxCgt)

404 Good night

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 17, 2016 11:48 PM (QuuLB)

405 >>And suicide by heavy metal lyrics. Those were the days.


When men were men and the Tylenol was suspect.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2016 11:48 PM (mFQ4L)

406 "The president has been apprised of the explosion in New York City, the cause of which remains under investigation. The president will be updated as additional information becomes available."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 17, 2016 11:46 PM (kdS6q)


He should be in New York, personally checking dumpsters.



"Creak!" "Yo. Is there a bomb in here?" "Thump, thump."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2016 11:49 PM (Bvr/A)

407
I'm so old I remember when bombs going off in America wasn't a common occurrence.

We can handle it.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 17, 2016 11:50 PM (IqV8l)

408 >>And suicide by heavy metal lyrics. Those were the days.
When men were men and the Tylenol was suspect.


When you didn't worry about terrorists blowing up a school bus. Someone hijacking it with the kids on board, burying the the damn thing and then demanding ransom, sure, but not blowing it up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 17, 2016 11:51 PM (T/cxb)

409 373 Anyone heard of a bomb in Virginia last night? Someone posted that as a reply to my litany of incidents this weekend on fb.
Posted by: josephistan
--------
Someone linked in the last thread. Charlottesville.
My eyes are hurting so I won't do the tinyurl thing - search nbc29.com & you should find the story.

If you can't, I'll link it....

Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2016 11:51 PM (5S0JC)

410 Oh great... FBI talking on fox....that brings alot of credibility to the conversation....ugh

Posted by: E.T. at September 17, 2016 11:51 PM (c+7Ko)

411 so, what is the deal with all these fedex box trucks with the sleeper cabs?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2016 11:51 PM (cPsPa)

412 Ah, and Canada's late night news always started with
the most important issue of the day, a fishing dispute with the US.
Charming.


Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 17, 2016 11:44 PM (MHGhr)


You have no idea how stupid these people are.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at September 17, 2016 11:51 PM (cmE8J)

413
The explosion has impacted subway service on multiple lines.

According to the MTA's website, there is no service on the No. 1 and 2 trains between 34th Street Penn Station and Chambers Street in both directions. There is no F train between Jay St-Metrotech and 21 St-Queensbridge. Some southbound E and F trains will stop running at 21 St-Queensbridge.


And this is why you own a car, because in a "situation", you are fncked if you rely on public transit.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 17, 2016 11:52 PM (kdS6q)

414 Stupid question, they found anything out about the NYC ?


After the earlier Marine Run. Seems to be too.........coincidence.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2016 11:52 PM (0rD7H)

415 411
I'm so old I remember when bombs going off in America wasn't a common occurrence.

We can handle absorb it.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 17, 2016 11:50 PM (IqV8l)


FIFY.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 17, 2016 11:52 PM (sdi6R)

416
Ace give me two hobo toes for every comment over 100 each week.


*****


Ummm...

Those aren't toes!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at September 17, 2016 11:52 PM (wPiJc)

417
390
It won't become a serious crisis without Federal

intervention....trucks will re-route into more deeply-effected areas,

there'll be some overtime paid, everyone will shift a little to

cover.... But if the Feds get involved, some places will be dry for

weeks!




Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 17, 2016 11:41 PM (EzgxV)

Yeah, Obama will personally dispatch all tankers and select their destinations. It is that important.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 17, 2016 11:44 PM (P/kVC)


As if Obama were that important (or clued in, or off the golf course).... The Federal government bureaucracy's appetite for unconstitutional meddling is well-nigh infinite. Read Article 1, section 8 -- it's short -- and realize how many things the Feds actually do every day are beyond its enumerated powers. Then consider the fact that many of the Founding Fathers argued against The Bill of Rights -- saying, "we only gave the Federal government X number of powers -- saying they couldn't do Y would be stupid -- and would turn the argument into defining the bounds of what they were forbidden to do instead of the tiny list they were allowed to do."

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 17, 2016 11:53 PM (EzgxV)

418 Cats are paranoid hedonists.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 17, 2016 11:53 PM (AroJD)

419 Oh look there's Luke Skywalker...motherf*cker went into hiding when the Rebel Alliance (Resistance or whatever the fuck it is) needed him most.

That was one of my biggest non-story related problem with this movie. Twice over the course of a century the Jedi screw ups lead to horrible evils being unleashed, the destruction of worlds and billions of lives...yet I am supposed to see them as "the good guys"?

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at September 17, 2016 11:53 PM (ndUP5)

420 G'night MAGA.

Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2016 11:53 PM (5S0JC)

421 Oh great... FBI talking on fox....that brings alot of credibility to the conversation....ugh
Posted by: E.T.

We couldn't find intent in planting the bombs. No reasonable prosecutor would bring charges.

Posted by: James Comey - Top Cop at September 17, 2016 11:54 PM (DqKNm)

422
Stupid question, they found anything out about the NYC ?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill



Scroll up....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 17, 2016 11:54 PM (kdS6q)

423 "...drink themselves blind for free and have sex in the streets."

In San Francisco we call that "Thursday".

Posted by: navybrat at September 17, 2016 11:54 PM (w7KSn)

424 what is the deal with all these fedex box trucks with the sleeper cabs?


Those are the express guys who pick up at the major distribution centers and take stuff out to the regional (local) places out in the sticks where the local guys make the deliveries.

Owner operators, I'm pretty sure. They have a regular route.

Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 17, 2016 11:54 PM (++xwz)

425 Someone linked in the last thread. Charlottesville.
My eyes are hurting so I won't do the tinyurl thing - search nbc29.com & you should find the story.

If you can't, I'll link it....
Posted by: Chi

Genu-wine exploding transformer on this one.
No worry, chicken curry.

Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 17, 2016 11:54 PM (UsFoH)

426 "It won't become a serious crisis without Federal
intervention....trucks will re-route into more deeply-effected areas,
there'll be some overtime paid, everyone will shift a little to
cover.... But if the Feds get involved, some places will be dry for
weeks!


Posted by: deplorable cthulhu"

You jest, but today I read that the governor has temporarily lifted the restrictions on times of day that gasoline tankers can deliver to stations...

And I'm thinking, 'Why in the hell would there be restrictions in the first place?'

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 17, 2016 11:54 PM (w+Jhj)

427 We can handle absorb it.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 17, 2016 11:50 PM (IqV8l)

FIFY.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 17, 2016 11:52 PM (sdi6R)

We can't.

Posted by: Hilary's Depends at September 17, 2016 11:55 PM (7qAYi)

428 Posted by: torquewrench at September 17, 2016 11:47 PM (noWW6)


The Chitcago Tribune published what is supposedly Col. Sanders secret recipe. White pepper and paprika were the majority of the 11 herbs and spices.

They interviewed a nephew that had a hand written copy in a scrapbook. Unlike the modern recipe, there is no MSG listed.

Posted by: rd at September 17, 2016 11:55 PM (zIyYY)

429 Stupid question, they found anything out about the NYC ?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
------------

NYC kinda brings out the stupid in me.

Posted by: Nanci Griffith at September 17, 2016 11:55 PM (mxCgt)

430 Then consider the fact that many of the Founding
Fathers argued against The Bill of Rights -- saying, "we only gave the
Federal government X number of powers -- saying they couldn't do Y would
be stupid -- and would turn the argument into defining the bounds of
what they were forbidden to do instead of the tiny list they were
allowed to do."


Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 17, 2016 11:53 PM (EzgxV)

Avenge me!

Posted by: George Mason at September 17, 2016 11:56 PM (cmE8J)

431 NYC kinda brings out the stupid in me.
Posted by: Nanci Griffith
----------


A Texas gal, no?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2016 11:56 PM (mxCgt)

432 When men were men and the Tylenol was suspect.
Posted by: garrett
---------------
Acetaminophen is STILL more than suspect. That shit is poison. I won't allow it in my house.

Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2016 11:56 PM (5S0JC)

433 When you didn't worry about terrorists blowing up a school bus. Someone hijacking it with the kids on board, burying the the damn thing and then demanding ransom, sure, but not blowing it up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 17, 2016 11:51 PM (T/cxb)


My late uncle had a school bus blown up while it was parked on the street by his home. Sons of Freedom Doukhobors in British Columbia, early 1950's. But they were pacifists, only bombed property, not people.


The Westclox Pocket Ben "dollar watch" became known as "the Doukhobor alarm clock" because it was so often used as the timing device for their dynamite bombs. They figured out a way to slow down the movement to make them run for 15 or 16 hours before the hour hand hit the pin in the crystal, the minute hand being removed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2016 11:57 PM (Bvr/A)

434 Fbi guy we should give up some rights in exchange for safety....figures he would say that

Posted by: E.T. at September 17, 2016 11:58 PM (c+7Ko)

435 "Scroll up...."



Looked through. 400 posts. It's easy to miss things.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 17, 2016 11:58 PM (0rD7H)

436 377: But if the Feds get involved, some places will be dry for weeks!
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu



Preezy FuckFace will "reward" his friends and "punish" his enemies.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2016 11:58 PM (F+tjU)

437 436 Acetaminophen is STILL more than suspect. That shit is poison. I won't allow it in my house.
Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2016 11:56 PM (5S0JC)


I don't worry about it. If my liver fails, the other one will take over.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2016 11:59 PM (iMxBJ)

438 438 Posted by: E.T. at September 17, 2016 11:58 PM (c+7Ko)

What laws, and social mores of the left are we on the right allowed to demand the left let die in the name of safety?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 17, 2016 11:59 PM (SzZnW)

439 "A Texas gal, no?"



Wut?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 18, 2016 12:00 AM (0rD7H)

440 "The Chitcago Tribune published what is supposedly
Col. Sanders secret recipe. White pepper and paprika were the majority
of the 11 herbs and spices.



They interviewed a nephew that had a hand written copy in a scrapbook. Unlike the modern recipe, there is no MSG listed.

Posted by: rd"

We visited the first KFC that was built on our trip up through Kentucky a few months ago.

Read the history of Col Sanders. It's a hoot. He actually shot and killed a man once. When he got bought out buy the new company they really screwed him over and didn't do what they promised they would.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2016 12:00 AM (w+Jhj)

441 And this is why you own a car, because in a "situation", you are fncked if you rely on public transit.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 17, 2016 11:52 PM (kdS6q)

This, this, this. Freedom to move, people. Freedom to move.

Just ask the D.C. Metro riders.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 18, 2016 12:00 AM (GzDYP)

442 444 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2016 12:00 AM (w+Jhj)

If you go to Ohio, Indiana, and Kentucky go to "Lee's Famous Recipe" it is a closer menu and prep cycle to Colonel Sanders' original vision.

Lee was his nephew.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 18, 2016 12:01 AM (SzZnW)

443 438 Fbi guy we should give up some rights in exchange for safety....figures he would say that
Posted by: E.T. at September 17, 2016 11:58 PM (c+

*double face palm*

Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 12:01 AM (usCMa)

444 "If you see something, say something but we won't hold you harmless from civil complaints or lawsuits from CAIR and its fellow travellers."

Posted by: vivi at September 18, 2016 12:01 AM (11H2y)

445
We have nothing to fear. The fibbies are here.

If anyone knows how to infiltrate a terrorist organization, it's the fibbies.

Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 18, 2016 12:01 AM (++xwz)

446 417 And this is why you own a car, because in a "situation", you are fncked if you rely on public transit.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 17, 2016 11:52 PM (kdS6q)


Why would you need a car? Your handlers would just roll up in a van, throw you in, and take you where you need to go.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 18, 2016 12:02 AM (iMxBJ)

447
If you go to Ohio, Indiana, and Kentucky go to "Lee's Famous Recipe" it is a closer menu and prep cycle to Colonel Sanders' original vision.

Lee was his nephew.
Posted by: sven10077 at September 18, 2016 12:01 AM (SzZnW)
------------
Plus they have chicken livers and gizzards on the menu.

Posted by: Catwrangler at September 18, 2016 12:03 AM (ue+Wr)

448 They had a series of KFC road motels as well. The second one built was here in Asheville.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2016 12:03 AM (w+Jhj)

449 451 Posted by: Catwrangler at September 18, 2016 12:03 AM (ue+Wr)

Their broasted potato wedges used to be to die for, unfortunately they have shifted to a more conventional tater....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 18, 2016 12:04 AM (SzZnW)

450 Genu-wine exploding transformer on this one.
No worry, chicken curry.
Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable
--------------------
That's good to hear.
How've you been, man? The boys? That beautiful wife of yours?
I hope you're all well, and ready for a wonderful autumn.

Btw, I didn't know you were deplorable. Huh. Go know. I can't add that to my nic. Don't qualify.
(Oh, I'm definitely deploable, and probably irredeemable, but not for the latest reason)

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 12:04 AM (5S0JC)

451 Damn, it's effing 12 already? See ya'll later.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2016 12:04 AM (w+Jhj)

452
I love KFC original recipe. Never go there. They have the worst locations.

Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 18, 2016 12:04 AM (++xwz)

453 Plus they have chicken livers and gizzards on the menu.

Posted by: Catwrangler at September 18, 2016 12:03 AM (ue+Wr)


And on the chairs, and the ceiling, and the windows, too. Damn shame about the pressure fryer exploding, wasn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 12:05 AM (Bvr/A)

454 "The second one built was here in Asheville."



Did they have good chicken?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 18, 2016 12:05 AM (0rD7H)

455 We can handle absorb it.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 17, 2016 11:50 PM (IqV8l)

FIFY: "You can absorb it."

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 18, 2016 12:05 AM (11H2y)

456 Lol.

Posted by: Catwrangler at September 18, 2016 12:06 AM (ue+Wr)

457 RK - Pretty sure Nanci Griffith is from Texas:

I could use a little spin on a red brick floor
In that crazy ol' bar when Tim locks the door
Where the walls are gonna ring and the strings are gonna bend
And it's a buss on the cheek from all my old lovers again

Oh. the Blue Ridge mountains at the fall of the night
It sure feels good when you cross that line
I'll tip my cup and holler at the moon
I'll say-a-Great White North, honey here's to you sleep tight

[Chorus:]
I've gone crazy on this road, with all of this travelin' alone,
But the asphalt is burnin' tonight

The New England Spring's been good to me
There's been warmth to lend and good lines to sing
But, how I miss my native tongue
'cause, New York City sorta brings out the stupids in me

I've got one more stop down in Tennessee
My sweetheart is there just a-waitin' on me
Then it's on down the road kickin' East Texas dust
I'll catch my breath with that hot Houston neon buzzin'

[Chorus]

Oh, here comes a little spin on a red brick floor
It's a crazy ol' bar and Tim's locked the door
The wall's are ringin', the strings are gonna bend
And it's a buss on the cheek from all my old lovers again
Songwriters: NANCI GRIFFITH

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2016 12:06 AM (mxCgt)

458 Update on St Cloud Crossroads Mall.

Local TV News. Suspect dead. Supposedly shot. Not sure by who? CCW or police? Definitely eight wounded all stabbed. Being taken out by ambulance. Looked like average residents of SC.

Mall still locked down. Police will not let anyone out. Police "going business to business searching". For what? Why? No answers.

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2016 12:06 AM (zIyYY)

459 436
When men were men and the Tylenol was suspect.

Posted by: garrett

---------------

Acetaminophen is STILL more than suspect. That shit is poison. I won't allow it in my house.

Posted by: Chi at September 17, 2016 11:56 PM (5S0JC)


Any sane person would ban that shit from anywhere -- it has the closest spread between "clinical dose" [where it has a measurable effect] and "LD-50" [where it kills 50% of those taking it] than practically any "over-the-counter" medicine. It is either the #1 or #2 cause of acute liver failure in the US or UK depending on the year. The shit is poison, poison, poison, and allowing it to be sold in everyday drugstores is equivalent to letting Jon Corzine walk free in showing how corrupt the system is.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 12:07 AM (EzgxV)

460 NYC Update:

Intentional. Bomb in the dumpster.

Second device, pressure cooker, found a few blocks away.

You know who this helps?

Not Hillary.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 18, 2016 12:07 AM (tvyXw)

461 I love KFC original recipe. Never go there. They have the worst locations.

Posted by: Lastly Waynery

They're just delivering food to the oppressed people of color who have to live in food deserts because of institutional racism.

Posted by: Colin Kaepernick - Future backup Quarterback for the Kentucky Buckets at September 18, 2016 12:08 AM (DqKNm)

462 NYC bombs were pressure cooker bombs

One in the dumpster and one four blocks away in another dumpster

Mall in St Cloud MN, 8 people stabbed. St Cloud flooded with somalus by Catholic charities


All tonight

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 12:08 AM (61oKg)

463 The white house statement was the most neutral, lame ass, minimal response ever. Stripped of its newspeak it was "Yeah, yeah..."

Posted by: Vivi at September 18, 2016 12:08 AM (11H2y)

464 Flooded with Somalis

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 12:08 AM (61oKg)

465 464 NYC Update:
Intentional. Bomb in the dumpster.
Second device, pressure cooker, found a few blocks away.
You know who this helps?
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 18, 2016 12:07 AM (tvyXw)


On it.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at September 18, 2016 12:09 AM (iMxBJ)

466 By next weekend we will be living out Grand Theft Auto.

Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 12:09 AM (usCMa)

467 462
Mall still locked down. Police will not let anyone out. Police "going business to business searching". For what? Why? No answers.
Posted by: rd at September 18, 2016 12:06 AM (zIyYY)


Good thing we live in a "free country".

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 18, 2016 12:09 AM (sdi6R)

468 Did they have good chicken?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 18, 2016 12:05 AM (0rD7H)


There was hot and cold running gravy.

Posted by: Tim Kaine at September 18, 2016 12:09 AM (cmE8J)

469 Flooded with Somalis

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 12:08 AM (61oKg)


Settling Somalians earns them lots of Simoleons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 12:10 AM (Bvr/A)

470 I go to Popeye's. What does that mean?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 18, 2016 12:10 AM (GzDYP)

471 Islamis feast holiday just got over. They love to flood malls. Especially at closing

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 12:10 AM (61oKg)

472 I just finished watching The Revenant. I have to say that that has got to be the slowest, most boring, most unentertaining movie I have ever seen in my life. Unreal. I feel embarrassed for having sat through the whole thing.

And whoever claimed that it looked like that bear was raping DiCaprio ... WTF? There was nothing close to any "bear rape". Just a half-decent mauling scene (about the only good part of the movie and the only action to be found anywhere in the 43 hours of film) but nothing that even the most retarded dipshit could call a "rape".

To anyone thinking of seeing The Revenant ... save your time. It's awful. It's long. It's boring. If you love staring at pictures of trees for 3 hours, then you might like it, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 12:11 AM (zc3Db)

473 474 Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 18, 2016 12:10 AM (GzDYP)

You live on a military base, or in the south?

Posted by: sven10077 at September 18, 2016 12:11 AM (SzZnW)

474 cthulhu: Spread the good word! Paracetemol/Tylenol is useless - it's not even an anti-inflammatory, and there are better/less dangerous analgesics.

As I've noted before, big Pharma cuts the hard stuff (Oxy/Hydro) with Tylenol to curb abuse - all it ends up doing is killing junkies/unaware patients from liver failure.

Posted by: Broseidon on his newer magic glowing square at September 18, 2016 12:11 AM (IbrrG)

475 Apparently in the early days, KFC had amazing gravy. The line was "so good you can throw away the chicken and eat the gravy." They decided it was too labor-intensive for fast food, so it's lost to the ages.

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2016 12:11 AM (iMxBJ)

476 I"m sure DOJ and Homeland Security are going to focus on the Alt-Right, racists, Christian supremicists, and the Tea Party.

Posted by: Vivi at September 18, 2016 12:11 AM (11H2y)

477 G'night Asheville.


Catwrangler,
Dammit. Are you a longtimer that just changed your nic, or are you kinda new?
Or, third option, have I just missed you all these years?

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 12:12 AM (5S0JC)

478 Maybe one of you old-timer morons can help me.

Any famous trolls here -- banned or otherwise -- ever go by the name tim or timmy?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 12:12 AM (21hN3)

479 Two days ago Obama took credit for $2 gas. Even said "Thanks, Obama."
And two days later, a third of the country loses its supply line. Perfect.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 18, 2016 12:12 AM (H5rtT)

480 476 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 12:11 AM (zc3Db)

"I did rape the skinny bastard..."

//The CG Bear

It's funny Leo couldn't crawl across a parking lot, let alone several states.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 18, 2016 12:12 AM (SzZnW)

481 To anyone thinking of seeing The Revenant ... save your time. It's awful. It's long. It's boring. If you love staring at pictures of trees for 3 hours, then you might like it, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 12:11 AM (zc3Db)


They were Alberta trees. I have actual Alberta trees here at Peon Manor to stare at. They are developing Fall colors, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 12:13 AM (Bvr/A)

482 449
We have nothing to fear. The fibbies are here.

If anyone knows how to infiltrate a terrorist organization, it's the fibbies.

Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 18, 2016 12:01 AM (++xwz)



The KKK and neo-nazis would have dried up if it wasn't for the FBI, DOJ, and BATFEIEIO. They and the confidential snitches were probably the majority of the "members."

Someone who was a communist joked that the way you could tell who was the FBI informer was that they were the only ones current on their dues to the party.

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2016 12:13 AM (zIyYY)

483 483 Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 18, 2016 12:12 AM (H5rtT)

Strangely, Obama never takes credit for killing pipelines, refineries, or maximized exploration.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 18, 2016 12:13 AM (SzZnW)

484 Changed my nic from Hanoverfist.

Posted by: Catwrangler at September 18, 2016 12:13 AM (ue+Wr)

485 Posted by: sven10077 at September 18, 2016 12:11 AM (SzZnW)

Or that they sell me onion rings?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 18, 2016 12:13 AM (GzDYP)

486 474 I go to Popeye's. What does that mean?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 18, 2016 12:10 AM (GzDYP)


Sooner or later you end up with food poisoning. Caught it twice from eating that shit food. Never going to touch it again

Posted by: GrandMa Bell at September 18, 2016 12:14 AM (RLdcX)

487 I go to Popeye's. What does that mean?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 18, 2016 12:10 AM (GzDYP)


I don't know. I'm in occupied Virginia, we have kebabs.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at September 18, 2016 12:14 AM (cmE8J)

488 And whoever claimed that it looked like that bear was raping DiCaprio ... WTF?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

It was a one second shot of the bear behind leo that could conceivably look like it was mounting him that got turned into a gif. And that gif launched a thousand bear-rape jokes.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2016 12:14 AM (DqKNm)

489 Local TV News. Suspect dead. Supposedly shot. Not
sure by who? CCW or police?
Posted by: rd at September 18, 2016 12:06 AM (zIyYY)


Saw a report that he was shot by an off duty deputy sheriff.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 18, 2016 12:14 AM (GUBah)

490 Somalis in st cloud have protested at high schools, hijacked school boards and aggitated throughout


Leave then

Go

Get the fuck out

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 12:15 AM (61oKg)

491 489 Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 18, 2016 12:13 AM (GzDYP)

Eh...I am trying to reduce my intake of things like Onions Rings and Fries....that said the most underwhelming onion rings I have had are Arby's....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 18, 2016 12:15 AM (SzZnW)

492 Wow, this might be the only thing to get real estate prices here back to a reasonable level.

Posted by: Vivi at September 18, 2016 12:16 AM (11H2y)

493 "LD-50"

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 12:07 AM (EzgxV)

That is a term used in animal studies of various chemicals. It has, as far as I know, never been used in a human study, because using lethal doses is frowned upon in human drug studies.

Acetaminophen might be a dangerous drug when misused, but let's not get hysterical....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 12:16 AM (Zu3d9)

494
#465

No, really, worst location. Nothing to do with neighborhood.

Down town, you have to get off the freeway, go through traffic lights and traffic, and there is no parking. Ok some parking, but it's not like Walmart where you have ten acres to park, and the walk across the parking lot is good exercise.

Blimpies is down there too. Walmart is sixty miles round trip, but only six traffic lights and the lights are syncronized to the speed limit. And they have a McDonalds. And a Taco Bell across the street. And an Applebees, or is it TGIF? Can't remember. Never go there either.

When I'm going to Walmart, it's non stop. Right to Walmart, and right home again. No screwing around. No side trips downtown. I hate downtown. Got into an argument over a parking space. Never go downtown. Screw'm. Let the businesses down there starve.

Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 18, 2016 12:16 AM (++xwz)

495

Get the fuck out go. Go home. Fuck off. Die in a fire. You dont like it here? Leave. Now

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 12:16 AM (61oKg)

496 470
By next weekend we will be living out Grand Theft Auto.
--

It gets old after a while.

Posted by: Detroit at September 18, 2016 12:17 AM (tvyXw)

497 "I am trying to reduce my intake of things like
Onions Rings and Fries..."

Posted by: sven10077 at September 18, 2016 12:15 AM (SzZnW)

What the fvck is wrong with you? Are you a commie?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 12:17 AM (Zu3d9)

498 Ha! I KNEW you were a regular. You're good people. Even if you do have long drawn out disputes with felines.

(Meh. Look up the definition of wrangle)

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 12:17 AM (5S0JC)

499
"LD-50"

Is that the planet where they found those aliens?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 12:17 AM (IqV8l)

500
Get

Out

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 12:18 AM (61oKg)

501 497 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 12:16 AM (Zu3d9)

I had great fun playing an assassin in D and D and pointing out aceto/alcohol is the *original* OTC binary poison.....

//Sven's Liver

Posted by: sven10077 at September 18, 2016 12:18 AM (SzZnW)

502
The white house statement was the most neutral, lame ass, minimal response ever. Stripped of its newspeak it was "Yeah, yeah..."
Posted by: Vivi


Compare/contrast:

Moments after an explosion in Manhattan on Saturday night, Donald Trump told supporters at a Colorado rally that "a bomb went off" and America must get tough on terrorism.

Trump stepped off his private jet, walked on stage and told a couple of thousand people: "I must tell you that just before I got off the plane, a bomb went off in New York and nobody knows exactly what's going on. But, boy, we are really in a time -- we better get very tough, folks."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 18, 2016 12:18 AM (kdS6q)

503 503 "LD-50"
Is that the planet where they found those aliens?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 12:17 AM (IqV8l)


We set down on WD-40. Kane seemed fine.

Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2016 12:18 AM (iMxBJ)

504 501 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 12:17 AM (Zu3d9)

Sadly I am striving to remain a destroyer and not graduate to becoming a cruiser.

//SS Sven

Posted by: sven10077 at September 18, 2016 12:19 AM (SzZnW)

505 I can vouch for Sven. He's no commie. He's a gentleman.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 18, 2016 12:19 AM (4HySM)

506 Somalis in st cloud have protested at high schools, hijacked school boards and aggitated throughout


Leave then

Go

Get the fuck out

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 12:15 AM (61oKg)


The Somali scum were the first ones to be pushing the anti-Western muzzie shit, here, with the somali cabbies refusing to take people with liquor or dogs.

All non-citizen somalis should be shipped right back to somalia, where they belong, and those in government who brought them over ought to be shipped with them. Speaking of the Clintons ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 12:19 AM (zc3Db)

507 I was interviewed for a job on 26th street, just around the corner, on Thursday. It was an hour long, conducted by two people and they did everything but a cavity search.) I wasn't enthused about it to begin with, this doesn't help their case.

Posted by: Vivi at September 18, 2016 12:20 AM (11H2y)

508 509 I can vouch for Sven. He's no commie. He's a gentleman.
Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 18, 2016 12:19 AM (4HySM)


Somehow the idea of anyone thinking Sven is a commie is sending me into uncontrollable guffaws.

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2016 12:21 AM (iMxBJ)

509 Evening all

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at September 18, 2016 12:21 AM (R5HRU)

510 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 18, 2016 12:18 AM (kdS6q)

Happy Warrior?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 18, 2016 12:21 AM (GzDYP)

511 Posted by: josephistan at September 17, 2016 11:40 PM (7qAYi)

a transformer exploded at a Charlottesville mall.

Posted by: rich at September 18, 2016 12:21 AM (CrY8H)

512 He's a gentleman.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 18, 2016 12:19 AM (4HySM)

Gentlemen eat fried foods.

QED

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 12:21 AM (Zu3d9)

513 Good news:

My formerly lib-tarded cousin, (O-bot x2) announced last week she'll be voting for Trump b/c she "can't stand that lying bitch!" Hillary. Also, she remembers the Slick Willie admin...

Yay, family re-union!


Posted by: JQ Flyover at September 18, 2016 12:21 AM (044Fx)

514 Trump stepped off his private jet, walked on stage and told a couple of
thousand people: "I must tell you that just before I got off the plane, a
bomb went off in New York and nobody knows exactly what's going on.
But, boy, we are really in a time -- we better get very tough, folks."
---

They had Hillary on Fox. She started to mumble something, and I turned her off immediately.

OT: Remember when the rage was for women to do "face contouring" with different shades of makeup to make their faces look perfect? It was a thing a few years ago. I swear that's what Hillary did tonight. FYI, didn't work.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 18, 2016 12:21 AM (tvyXw)

515 478
cthulhu: Spread the good word! Paracetemol/Tylenol is useless - it's not
even an anti-inflammatory, and there are better/less dangerous
analgesics.



As I've noted before, big Pharma cuts the hard stuff (Oxy/Hydro)
with Tylenol to curb abuse - all it ends up doing is killing
junkies/unaware patients from liver failure.

Posted by: Broseidon on his newer magic glowing square at September 18, 2016 12:11 AM (IbrrG)


Acetaminophen is toxic shit, found in everything, with horrific consequences for overdosing -- and inferior to a bunch of stuff that relieves pain and reduces inflammation without the risk of liver failure. This is so blatantly obvious that ANY continued use can be blamed on governmental corruption. 100%. Every single bit. I don't believe that the FDA should have the power to render a drug illegal in the marketplace, but I believe they should ban acetaminophen before they lose that power.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 12:22 AM (EzgxV)

516 >>"I am trying to reduce my intake of things like
Onions Rings and Fries..."


You will never fit in your Prom Dress again.

Get over it.


Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2016 12:22 AM (mFQ4L)

517 When I'm going to Walmart, it's non stop. Right to Walmart, and right home again. No screwing around. No side trips downtown. I hate downtown. Got into an argument over a parking space. Never go downtown. Screw'm. Let the businesses down there starve.
Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 18, 2016 12:16 AM (++xwz)
-------------
Somewhere Nancy Sinatra is sobbing quietly.

Posted by: Catwrangler at September 18, 2016 12:22 AM (ue+Wr)

518 I go to Popeye's. What does that mean?

Posted by: OldDominionMom
--------------------
That you have taste buds?
Bo jangle is my joint, but usually just for biscuits.
I haven't had fast food chicken in ... a decade? Well a hate sammich from Chick-fil-A every month or so, but that doesn't count - it'sactually real, edible food. And tasty, to boot.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 12:23 AM (5S0JC)

519 512 Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2016 12:21 AM (iMxBJ)

"The Day the Clown Cried"

Of course I may go deep cover if the need arises.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 18, 2016 12:23 AM (SzZnW)

520 The New York City Visitors and Convention Bureau must be shitting bricks right now.

Posted by: Vivi at September 18, 2016 12:23 AM (11H2y)

521
I was interviewed for a job on 26th street, just around the corner, on
Thursday. It was an hour long, conducted by two people and they did
everything but a cavity search.) I wasn't enthused about it to begin
with, this doesn't help their case.
---

About five yeas ago I had a job interview where I was set at a conference table, and interviewed by about ten people at once.

Made me freak out about the job, and was practically hyperventilating on the way home. Thank God I didn't get it.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 18, 2016 12:23 AM (tvyXw)

522 Leave then

Go

Get the fuck out

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 12:15 AM (61oKg)


I have told this story before, but it's relevant:


The little town near where I live has a pork packing plant. Mostly packaged frozen pork for the Japan trade. Labor turnover is pretty high. They work their people pretty hard; lots of repetitive strain injuries, I hear. Anyway, about a dozen years ago, they brought in a bunch of Somalis. Might have been before 9/11, come to think of it. One day, I'm sitting in the local bar, and this Somali dude comes in, and sits down near me. We get to talking, and I said, "you must be thanking your lucky stars that you are here in Alberta, instead of back in Somalia, with all the warlord shit going down." He leans over toward me, and says in a low voice, "It's all the fault of the Joos."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 12:23 AM (Bvr/A)

523 520 Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2016 12:22 AM (mFQ4L)

Cue Psych Ward Visit....

//Sven with Electro Shock Therapy

Posted by: sven10077 at September 18, 2016 12:24 AM (SzZnW)

524 FYI

The Charlottesville Mall Explosion was reported as a transformer explosion by Dominion Power.

That is completely believable. A big transformer shorting out is dumping megawatts into a tank full of hot oil, causing it to vaporize, and then the gas/oil explodes. Add in a closed space like a transformer vault and you will get a big BOOM.

So VA has nothing to do with terrorism.

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2016 12:24 AM (zIyYY)

525
Compare/contrast:

Hillary Clinton says she has been briefed "about the bombings in New York and New Jersey and the attack in Minnesota." She says the nation needs to support its first responders and "pray for the victims."

"We have to let this investigation unfold," she said.



And then her eyes rolled back in her head and she crashed to the ground like a spavined Clydesdale.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 18, 2016 12:24 AM (kdS6q)

526 St Cloud is not a big place. Nice place, used to be


Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 12:24 AM (61oKg)

527 Bad fries -- you'll still probably eat them
Bad onion rings -- you'll eat a couple and it will disgust you for days

A good onion ring is a crunchy tender greasy miracle. A bad one -- well, you know how you get a bad onion ring and the onion is not tender and it just pulls out from the breading, leaving you with a chewy ring of onion and a hollow donut of breading? That tells you that you're not having a good day.

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2016 12:25 AM (iMxBJ)

528 Those lions are pissed. Can you blame them? What if someone served you a ribeye steak covered by an iron cage and you couldn't eat it?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 12:25 AM (P8951)

529 I haven't had fast food chicken in ... a decade? Well a hate sammich from Chick-fil-A every month or so, but that doesn't count - it'sactually real, edible food. And tasty, to boot.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 12:23 AM (5S0JC)


I like KFC - especially the crunchy boneless pieces. I do love those 11 herbs and spices, whatever they may be. I don't eat much of it only because it's too expensive for fast food. I like my fast food to be cheap. That's half the point of it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 12:25 AM (zc3Db)

530 About five yeas ago I had a job interview where I was set at a conference table, and interviewed by about ten people at once.

Made me freak out about the job, and was practically hyperventilating on the way home. Thank God I didn't get it.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people

Funny, I actually prefer those types of interviews. But then I'm better in front of a crowd than one-on-one.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2016 12:26 AM (DqKNm)

531
497
"LD-50"

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 12:07 AM (EzgxV)

That
is a term used in animal studies of various chemicals. It has, as far
as I know, never been used in a human study, because using lethal doses
is frowned upon in human drug studies.

Acetaminophen might be a dangerous drug when misused, but let's not get hysterical....


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 12:16 AM (Zu3d9)


Read the literature. Acetaminophen is a dangerous drug when used according to directions -- and is the #1 or #2 cause of acute liver failure in the US and UK depending on the year. It's not hysterical to note it kills.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 12:27 AM (EzgxV)

532 We get to talking, and I said, "you must be thanking your lucky stars that you are here in Alberta, instead of back in Somalia, with all the warlord shit going down." He leans over toward me, and says in a low voice, "It's all the fault of the Joos."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 12:23 AM (Bvr/A)


LOL.

What else can you say?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 12:27 AM (zc3Db)

533 and she crashed to the ground like a spavined Clydesdale.
---

That was nice phrasing.

However, you might have insulted Clydesdales.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 18, 2016 12:27 AM (tvyXw)

534 Some somali asshole driving a cab tells me he won't drive me long as I have the bourbon with me...fine.

I'll Baptize him with the contents.

And he'd best pray to Jesus that I don't let him experience what it means to be "On Fire with the Spirit!"

*rolls butane lighter 'round in hand. sips bourbon.*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 18, 2016 12:27 AM (v5iqM)

535 AOP. Thats fucked up. Im sick to death of these people. Go. Or die

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 12:27 AM (61oKg)

536 Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 12:23 AM (5S0JC)

Chi, Popeyes is very good and you know what? Chik-fil-A is solid too.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at September 18, 2016 12:28 AM (R5HRU)

537 533 I do love those 11 herbs and spices, whatever they may be.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 12:25 AM (zc3Db)


It was announced recently, I think, by some spawn of the family, and it seemed plausible. It fit the original claim that these were things most people had in their cupboard.

Then there's William Poundstone's testing of a sample of the dry mix, which showed only salt, pepper, and msg.

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2016 12:28 AM (iMxBJ)

538 474 I go to Popeye's. What does that mean?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 18, 2016 12:10 AM (GzDYP)

That there is a very good chance you have ingested multiple employee's baby batter.

I only trust Public Fried Chicken and home cooked fried chicken after hearing years of rumors and finally reading a confirmation story of a customer finding trash baby batter in their fried chicken.

Down the hatch

Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 12:28 AM (usCMa)

539 "It's all the fault of the Joos."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 12:23 AM (Bvr/A)

I KNEW IT!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Anti-Semite at September 18, 2016 12:29 AM (Zu3d9)

540 >> He leans over toward me, and says in a low voice, "It's all the fault of the Joos."


CBD is a Somali?

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2016 12:29 AM (mFQ4L)

541 Somewhere Nancy Sinatra is sobbing quietly.
Posted by: Catwrangler
-----------

Petula Clark?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2016 12:29 AM (mxCgt)

542 We've got a halfrican in the house!

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 12:30 AM (5S0JC)

543 These boots are made for Walkin'

https://youtu.be/SbyAZQ45uww

The double bass is fretless, so it slides three semitones on one measure.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2016 12:30 AM (VdICR)

544 They know who tbe St Cloud stabber is

Say

His

Name

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 12:30 AM (61oKg)

545 I like KFC - especially the crunchy boneless pieces. I do love those 11 herbs and spices, whatever they may be. I don't eat much of it only because it's too expensive for fast food. I like my fast food to be cheap. That's half the point of it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 12:25 AM (zc3Db)

With man juice cooked with it

Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 12:31 AM (usCMa)

546 It was announced recently, I think, by some spawn of the family, and it seemed plausible. It fit the original claim that these were things most people had in their cupboard.

I don't doubt that, but they make the right mix with them.

Then there's William Poundstone's testing of a sample of the dry mix, which showed only salt, pepper, and msg.

Posted by: Splunge at September 18, 2016 12:28 AM (iMxBJ)


Yeah ... I've read where people claimed it was mostly msg. By my little experiments I haven't found that to be the case. I wish it were true. I'd love to be able to make that stuff at home.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 12:31 AM (zc3Db)

547 Yes Chi, we do. OSU putting the boots to Oklahoma got damn!

It feels good to be in an ONT instead of comign in one and then heading straight to bed.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at September 18, 2016 12:31 AM (R5HRU)

548 545 Somewhere Nancy Sinatra is sobbing quietly.
Posted by: Catwrangler


Nah, she went walking in boots. Petula Clark went downtown

Posted by: GrandMa Bell at September 18, 2016 12:31 AM (RLdcX)

549 That there is a very good chance you have ingested multiple employee's baby batter.



I only trust Public Fried Chicken and home cooked fried chicken
after he earing years of rumors and finally reading a confirmation story
of a customer finding trash baby batter in their fried chicken.



Down the hatch

Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 12:28 AM (usCMa)

Don't eat the chicken, 'cause I skeets in the batter.

Posted by: Not the Colonel at September 18, 2016 12:32 AM (cmE8J)

550 548 They know who tbe St Cloud stabber is

Say

His

Name
Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 12:30 AM (

Heisenberg.

Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 12:32 AM (usCMa)

551 521 When I'm going to Walmart, it's non stop. Right to Walmart, and right home again. No screwing around. No side trips downtown. I hate downtown. Got into an argument over a parking space. Never go downtown. Screw'm. Let the businesses down there starve.
Posted by: Lastly Waynery at September 18, 2016 12:16 AM (++xwz)
-------------
Somewhere Nancy Sinatra is sobbing quietly.
Posted by: Catwrangler at September 18, 2016 12:22 AM (ue+Wr)


Don't you mean Petula Clark?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx06XNfDvk0

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 18, 2016 12:32 AM (sdi6R)

552 OT: Remember when the rage was for women to do "face contouring" with different shades of makeup to make their faces look perfect? It was a thing a few years ago. I swear that's what Hillary did tonight. FYI, didn't work.
Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 18, 2016 12:21 AM (tvyXw)

Yeah, I remember reading that putting dark blush in a diagonal line under your cheekbones and putting light blush on your cheekbones would create the illusion of high cheekbones. I tried it. It looked like I had warpaint on my face. At least I had enough sense to wash it off before I went out.

I have an oval face, but since I am not Indian like Elizabeth Warren, I was not blessed with high cheekbones.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 12:32 AM (P8951)

553
LOL.

What else can you say?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 12:27 AM (zc3Db)


It's a true story. I made some sort of excuse, and went and sat with some friends that had come in. The Somalis didn't last long. Nor did the Sudanese. We have Filipinos now, and they have staying power. Good people.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 12:33 AM (Bvr/A)

554 Shit NDSU knocks off Iowa. LOL

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at September 18, 2016 12:33 AM (R5HRU)

555 Read the literature.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 12:27 AM (EzgxV)

I have.

It kills. And H2O kills, and lots of other things kill. The risk/benefit calculation is what is important.

I have no sympathy or interest in the deaths caused by acetaminophen overdose as a result of opiate abuse.

Eliminate those deaths and it becomes a much more benign drug.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 12:33 AM (Zu3d9)

556
All non-citizen somalis should be shipped right back to somalia, where they belong, and those in government who brought them over ought to be shipped with them. Speaking of the Clintons ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Too many churches were involved in bringing them over.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 12:34 AM (IqV8l)

557 The only VA targets would be snuggled up close to D.C.

And O.D.Dad & I got horribly sick from a Papa John's pizza once. You never know about the standards of a place.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 18, 2016 12:34 AM (GzDYP)

558 OSU beat down OK.

Posted by: Peggy at September 18, 2016 12:34 AM (HBU7W)

559 The Somalis didn't last long. Nor did the Sudanese. We have Filipinos now, and they have staying power. Good people.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I wonder what the determining factor here is?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2016 12:35 AM (DqKNm)

560

St Cloud suspect hanging out with two other people by his car before stabbing

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 12:35 AM (61oKg)

561 560 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 12:34 AM (IqV8l)

The churches forgot that it took TOUGH Christians to tame the refugees from decades prior...

oddly hand holding and rainbows will not cause men to bend knee to God.

Posted by: sven10077 at September 18, 2016 12:35 AM (SzZnW)

562 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 12:33 AM (Zu3d9)



The voice of reason.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at September 18, 2016 12:35 AM (cmE8J)

563 I'd love to be able to make that stuff at home.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 12:31 AM (zc3Db)

Crunchy batter is a fine thing.

http://www.onceuponachef.com/2012/01/buttermilk-fried-chicken-tenders-2.html

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 12:35 AM (Zu3d9)

564 I've had Fox on for a while now and I'm a bit pissed that they have not even mentioned the St. Cloud attack. I am not making light of the NYC situation, but for God's sake, Fox, there is a country west of the Hudson.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 12:35 AM (P8951)

565 I have no sympathy or interest in the deaths caused by acetaminophen overdose as a result of opiate abuse.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 12:33 AM (Zu3d9)


Seconded.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 12:36 AM (zc3Db)

566 Well crap blew that one.

Posted by: Catwrangler at September 18, 2016 12:36 AM (ue+Wr)

567 On Fox, FBI counter terrorism guy says "every American must be involved...if you see something say something".

Hey asshole, the murdering bastards from the Boston Marathon on have been reported to the FBI by citizens and you people demeaned them.
Do your job.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 18, 2016 12:36 AM (9m1df)

568 568
I wondered about that too. I don't think they've mentioned it at all.

Posted by: Peggy at September 18, 2016 12:37 AM (HBU7W)

569 I wonder what the determining factor here is?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2016 12:35 AM (DqKNm)


The Filipinos are Christians, and not afraid of hard work?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 12:37 AM (Bvr/A)

570 558 Shit NDSU knocks off Iowa. LOL
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at September 18, 2016 12:33 AM (R5HRU)

They have won 5 straight natties. And have won their last 6 in a row vs FBS opponents.

They are a damn good football program. Not surprised at all that they won.

Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 12:37 AM (usCMa)

571 The churches forgot that it took TOUGH Christians to tame the refugees from decades prior...

oddly hand holding and rainbows will not cause men to bend knee to God.
Posted by: sven10077 at September 18, 2016 12:35 AM (SzZnW)

Exactly. Pope Frankie forgets that once the Jesuits were a pretty hard ass bunch.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 12:37 AM (P8951)

572
for God's sake, Fox, there is a country west of the Hudson.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V


Do you mean California?

Posted by: NYC media at September 18, 2016 12:38 AM (IqV8l)

573 I'm back.

Don Lemon can suck a long one.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2016 12:38 AM (6FqZa)

574 Hey asshole, the murdering bastards from the Boston
Marathon on have been reported to the FBI by citizens and you people
demeaned them.

Do your job.



Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 18, 2016 12:36 AM (9m1df)


So did anyone ask him about the Orlando shooter's wife?

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at September 18, 2016 12:38 AM (cmE8J)

575 559
I have no sympathy or interest in the deaths caused by acetaminophen overdose as a result of opiate abuse.

Eliminate those deaths and it becomes a much more benign drug.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 12:33 AM (Zu3d9)


People who drink alcohol need to avoid it, too.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 18, 2016 12:39 AM (sdi6R)

576
BTW

Trump call the NYC attack a "bomb". The Media Left and NeverTrumpers promptly threw a fit about him being prematurely provocative and yada.

Then this happened:

TheLastRefuge

Hillary starts comments with her press pool "talk about bombings in NY". Press finish by asking if Trump "bomb comment" was rushed.

LOL

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 18, 2016 12:39 AM (kdS6q)

577
That is completely believable. A big transformer shorting out is dumping megawatts into a tank full of hot oil, causing it to vaporize, and then the gas/oil explodes. Add in a closed space like a transformer vault and you will get a big BOOM.

So VA has nothing to do with terrorism.
Posted by: rd
------------
This makes sense. There is a small transformer on the pole at the street/in my yard.
When that sucker blew, I walked around the house to make sure it didn't break windows, it was so loud. The oil bubbled out - no, spewed out for quite a while.
Impressive to see up close.

Couple months ago I heard an explosion that sounded like a neutron bomb right next door. Turns out it was just a transformer - a big one, two + miles away.
I lost power for a good 4 hours until they replaced it

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 12:39 AM (5S0JC)

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at September 18, 2016 12:39 AM (cmE8J)

579 Tough? Minnesota Lutherans should have been more insistent about Somali guests having seconds at the hot dish potlucks.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 12:40 AM (21hN3)

580 Our collective noses will remain up Hillary's starfish for the duration.

Posted by: The State Run Media Complex at September 18, 2016 12:41 AM (Tyii7)

581
The Filipinos are Christians, and not afraid of hard work?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Just like the "natural conservatives" from Mexico.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 12:41 AM (IqV8l)

582 Too many churches were involved in bringing them over.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 12:34 AM (IqV8l)


Lots of churches have long outstayed their welcome by trying to swamp America with every sort of sad-sack foreigner and illegal they can dredge up.

But most of the blame goes to Bush Sr. and Clinton. We have this awful habit of importing tons of people in from places we had to go fight in. They make a mess of their country, Pose a threat to us, one way or another. We have to go in and clean things up (or fuck things up for us as happened with the disaster in Somalia) and then we stupidly haul countless numbers of those idiots over here. It's crazy.

The US used to enjoy being one of the only countries in the world that didn't suffer from any muzzies - we had, effectively zero - until the 90s. Then we started importing the fuckers like they were going out of style. It just boggles the mind, really. And the numbers started getting really huge ... after 9/11.

9/11 stands as the most successful muzzie attack in history. Muzzies the world over have benefited greatly from 9/11 since the day it happened, with no end in sight. Not only has the muslim world not paid for 9/11 in any way but it we have paid the muzzies for the pleasure of having them attack us.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 12:42 AM (zc3Db)

583 A while ago someone put up a bill board complaining about Catholic charities bringing masses of somalis to st cloud

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 12:43 AM (61oKg)

584 People who drink alcohol need to avoid it, too.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 18, 2016 12:39 AM (sdi6R)

Yup.

It says so on the package.

I'm a fan of personal responsibility, so if you kill your liver because you drink too much and take too much acetaminophen and don't read the package and don't tell your doctor....well...tough shit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 12:43 AM (Zu3d9)

585 570 Well crap blew that one.
Posted by: Catwrangler
---------------
Just say that you were eating an ice cream cone.

Posted by: The Penguin at September 18, 2016 12:44 AM (5S0JC)

586 Pic of the second bomb found in NYC:

http://tinyurl.com/zezs66h

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 18, 2016 12:44 AM (GUBah)

587 I still think we should trade Minnesota to Canada for a Territory to be named later.

Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 12:45 AM (usCMa)

588 This makes sense. There is a small transformer on the pole at the street/in my yard.
When that sucker blew, I walked around the house to make sure it didn't break windows, it was so loud. The oil bubbled out - no, spewed out for quite a while.
Impressive to see up close.

Couple months ago I heard an explosion that sounded like a neutron bomb right next door. Turns out it was just a transformer - a big one, two + miles away.
I lost power for a good 4 hours until they replaced it

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 12:39 AM (5S0JC)


Those transformers used to be filled with PCB oil - polychlorinated biphenyls. Then the stuff was determined to be carcinogenic, especially when partially burned, it forms dioxins. But it made a good heat transfer oil for transformers. But all the PCB-filled transformers have long been taken out of service.


I have one of those "pole pigs" on the utility pole in my yard. Fifteen thousand volts on the rural single-phase line, a one-wire line with ground return. 240 volts to the buildings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 12:46 AM (Bvr/A)

589 568
I've had Fox on for a while now and I'm a bit pissed that they have not
even mentioned the St. Cloud attack. I am not making light of the NYC
situation, but for God's sake, Fox, there is a country west of the
Hudson.
--
yes.

it's called 'fly over country.'

bitter bible thumping gun lovers live there.

Posted by: East Coast Liberal Elites at September 18, 2016 12:46 AM (tvyXw)

590 586
9/11 stands as the most successful muzzie attack in history. Muzzies the world over have benefited greatly from 9/11 since the day it happened, with no end in sight. Not only has the muslim world not paid for 9/11 in any way but it we have paid the muzzies for the pleasure of having them attack us.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 12:42 AM (zc3Db)


This x1000. It can't be repeated often enough.

The entire Western world opened the floodgates to Muslim immigration AFTER 9/11.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 18, 2016 12:46 AM (sdi6R)

591 Pic of the second bomb found in NYC:

http://tinyurl.com/zezs66h

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 18, 2016 12:44 AM (GUBah)

Here's a better view:

http://tinyurl.com/jq2unrc

NSFW


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 12:47 AM (Zu3d9)

592 I still think we should trade Minnesota to Canada for a Territory to be named later.
Posted by: David Fincher

Pick Nova Scotia so my Dad can finally get his grade 12 with your easy ass edumacational system.

Posted by: Ricky at September 18, 2016 12:48 AM (DqKNm)

593 The pic I linked is the one "being investigated" on West 27th Street between 6th and 7th Avenues.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 18, 2016 12:48 AM (GUBah)

594 568 I've had Fox on for a while now and I'm a bit pissed that they have not even mentioned the St. Cloud attack. I am not making light of the NYC situation, but for God's sake, Fox, there is a country west of the Hudson.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 12:35 AM (P8951)


You know when CNN starting going down hill?
When they moved out of Atlanta into NYC.

They moved into the big bubble. In GA, they were forced to interact with real people. When the big dog in town is Coke, Inc., rather than some billionaire bankers, you hear about real world problems.

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2016 12:49 AM (zIyYY)

595 odd that no one seems to have pointed out that the bomb went off outside a Catholic Church.

Posted by: Vivi at September 18, 2016 12:49 AM (11H2y)

596 Pic of the second bomb found in NYC:

http://tinyurl.com/zezs66h

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 18, 2016 12:44 AM (GUBah)


APB out for Red Green.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 12:49 AM (Bvr/A)

597 I do like CBD's bomb pic much better, though.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 18, 2016 12:49 AM (GUBah)

598 Just like the "natural conservatives" from Mexico.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 12:41 AM (IqV8l)

Hey, give the Filipinos their due. They elected a president who recently called Obama the son of a whore.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 12:49 AM (P8951)

599 559
Read the literature.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 12:27 AM (EzgxV)

I have.

It kills. And H2O kills, and lots of other things kill. The risk/benefit calculation is what is important.

I have no sympathy or interest in the deaths caused by acetaminophen overdose as a result of opiate abuse.

Eliminate those deaths and it becomes a much more benign drug.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 12:33 AM (Zu3d9)


I see nothing that paints this drug as benign. I see countless deaths where alcohol use, inclusion in multi-drug cocktails, and additional direct doses have lead to acute liver failure -- without opiate abuse. And, furthermore, even one such instance should be determinative being that EVERY OTHER SIMILAR DRUG lacks such risks. IMHO, acetaminophen is legal in the US only because J+J, the makers of Tylenol, have bribed the FDA to make it so.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 12:50 AM (EzgxV)

600 I do like CBD's bomb pic much better, though.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 18, 2016 12:49 AM (GUBah)


No bomb, but quite the pair of rockets!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 12:52 AM (Bvr/A)

601 APB out for Red Green.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 12:49 AM (Bvr/A)

What about Clock Boy? He's a mechanical genius, I've heard.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 12:52 AM (P8951)

602 In the UK and several other Euro countries they used to make (and may still do, although not in the UK) a product called "Paradote", which was acetaminophen and a compound that would act as an antidote.

APAP directly acts directly and does not need to be metabolized to work. Some drugs, called prodrugs depend on the liver metabolizing them to something else, which is the actual active drug.

The liver breaks down APAP into something called NAQI, and this is the compound that is toxic to the liver. It is rendered harmless by some other biochemical. But stores of that neutralizing agent are limited, and when you take too high a dose, you run out.

So, the "antidote" compounds can be added to replenish that neutralizing agent, without interfering with the efficacy of APAP itself.

Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 18, 2016 12:52 AM (DW+jj)

603 591 I still think we should trade Minnesota to Canada for a Territory to be named later.
Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 12:45 AM (usCMa)


Wait until I can leave. Most of Canada would be happy to trade Mn for Quebec.

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2016 12:53 AM (zIyYY)

604 Reports that the second device had a cell phone attached to it. My workload just got heavier. Yay.

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 18, 2016 12:53 AM (GUBah)

605 What about Clock Boy? He's a mechanical genius, I've heard.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 12:52 AM (P8951)


I don't think Clock Boy has discovered duct tape yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 12:53 AM (Bvr/A)

606 Pick Nova Scotia so my Dad can finally get his grade 12 with your easy ass edumacational system.

Posted by: Ricky at September 18, 2016 12:48 AM (DqKNm)


Ricky, you just opened Pandora's shit-box.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at September 18, 2016 12:55 AM (cmE8J)

607 ThunderB: Have they released the name yet?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 18, 2016 12:55 AM (P5esK)

608 They elected a president who recently called Obama the son of a whore.

Quark's patented insult "Son of... Whoever" would have worked too

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2016 12:55 AM (6FqZa)

609 588
People who drink alcohol need to avoid it, too.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at September 18, 2016 12:39 AM (sdi6R)

Yup.

It says so on the package.

I'm
a fan of personal responsibility, so if you kill your liver because you
drink too much and take too much acetaminophen and don't read the
package and don't tell your doctor....well...tough shit.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 12:43 AM (Zu3d9)


You don't need to talk to your doctor if you drink, buy tylenol off the shelf, and take some generic anti-flu medication. If you're arguing that acetaminophen should be prescription-only, you're doing a good job.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 12:55 AM (EzgxV)

610 607 Posted by: rd at September 18, 2016 12:53 AM (zIyYY)

I'd be happy to trade for Brigitte Aime....

Posted by: sven10077 at September 18, 2016 12:56 AM (SzZnW)

611 Filipino nurses are awesome!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 18, 2016 12:57 AM (kP16F)

612 Hmm, somebody was saying here not long ago that they don't make replacement transformers here anymore. They're all from you-know-where. I don't know.

There's an alternate line to "Da Jooos" when you're talking to a refugee. Some German asked one of their "refugees" if they weren't grateful for the many gestures of hospitality. The answer was "Allah has given us Germany as a refuge."

If you have some moderate, all-American Muslim friends, please introduce them to these people. I think those are the ones who need educating.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 18, 2016 12:57 AM (H5rtT)

613 Ricky, you just opened Pandora's shit-box.

Posted by: Jim Lahey

Hey Lahey, knock knock.

Posted by: Ricky at September 18, 2016 12:57 AM (DqKNm)

614 That WSJ editorial is spot-on. I don't particularly like Trump, but I'm just so tired of the moral preening of the progressives and their lackeys in the media. It really is time for a revolution.

Posted by: biancaneve at September 18, 2016 12:57 AM (IKOfL)

615 "Hey, give the Filipinos their due. They elected a president who recently called Obama the son of a whore."

Honest, hard-working whores everywhere should sue for defamation after being compared to the lazy flaky hippie slut who birthed Obama.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2016 12:57 AM (noWW6)

616 odd that no one seems to have pointed out that the bomb went off outside a Catholic Church.
Posted by: Vivi at September 18, 2016 12:49 AM (11H2y)



Directly outside an Israeli owned art store.

Obviously it was an Amish bomber. /sarc

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2016 12:58 AM (zIyYY)

617 606
In the UK and several other Euro countries they used to make (and may
still do, although not in the UK) a product called "Paradote", which was
acetaminophen and a compound that would act as an antidote.

APAP
directly acts directly and does not need to be metabolized to work.
Some drugs, called prodrugs depend on the liver metabolizing them to
something else, which is the actual active drug.

The liver
breaks down APAP into something called NAQI, and this is the compound
that is toxic to the liver. It is rendered harmless by some other
biochemical. But stores of that neutralizing agent are limited, and when
you take too high a dose, you run out.

So, the "antidote"
compounds can be added to replenish that neutralizing agent, without
interfering with the efficacy of APAP itself.


Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 18, 2016 12:52 AM (DW+jj)

I'd have a lot more confidence that the FDA wasn't outright trying to poison me if they followed this model.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 12:59 AM (EzgxV)

618 "The answer was 'Allah has given us Germany as a refuge.'"

Allah is... Angela Merkel?

::: gasp :::

The big reveal!

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2016 12:59 AM (noWW6)

619 My formerly lib-tarded cousin, (O-bot x2) announced last week she'll be voting for Trump b/c she "can't stand that lying bitch!" Hillary. Also, she remembers the Slick Willie admin...

Yay, family re-union!

Posted by: JQ Flyover


There's hope for us yet.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2016 12:59 AM (V3IFq)

620 Acetaminophen, a poison, is political science not medicine.


Is there a link to the Virgina bomb?

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 18, 2016 12:59 AM (9m1df)

621 Filipino nurses are awesome!


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 18, 2016 12:57 AM (kP16F)


I saw Filipino nurses open for Girlschool in Reading in '81.

Posted by: WTF Do I Know at September 18, 2016 01:00 AM (cmE8J)

622 Off, pothead sock.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 18, 2016 01:00 AM (DW+jj)

623 I do wonder if the NFL and athlete protests of the national anthem are helping tilt the poll numbers in Trump's favor.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 01:00 AM (21hN3)

624 >>>532 Those lions are pissed. Can you blame them? What if someone served you a ribeye steak covered by an iron cage and you couldn't eat it?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 12:25 AM (P8951)

hahahahahaha. needed that laugh.

Posted by: rich at September 18, 2016 01:00 AM (CrY8H)

625 Obviously it was an Amish bomber. /sarc
Posted by: rd

The "sell by 1845" tag on the fuse gave them away.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2016 01:01 AM (DqKNm)

626 DeBlabia says it was a coincidence.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 18, 2016 01:01 AM (9m1df)

627 I'd have a lot more confidence that the FDA wasn't outright trying to poison me if they followed this model.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 12:59 AM (EzgxV)


Trying to poison you? Don't buy Tylenol or acetominophen. What's the big deal?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 01:01 AM (zc3Db)

628 AOP,
When mine blew, Dominion had a crew of probably a dozen guys out there digging, shoveling, removing a good 6" layer of soil in a 20' radius. Fast, too. Definitely not a city crew of workers.

Funny thing - when the super came to knock on my door to let me know what was going on & "reassure" me, I let him explain for 5 minutes, then simply said "Jack, when was the last time you knocked on someone's door an told them that their daughter eloped?"
He just froze in place.

I recognized my BILs best friend from almost 40 years ago! He was the dude that came to my childhood home to hand my Mom "the letter." I think I might've bee eleven or twelve. ..
My sister had eloped. Mom didn't even have to open the envelop e - she just knew what it was somehow (had never seen Jack in her life).

He and I ended up sitting in the yard reminiscing, drinking a beer (him in his Va Power uniform & hardhat!), watching g the crew tear up then patch my yard.

It's a small world afterall.

Posted by: The Penguin at September 18, 2016 01:01 AM (5S0JC)

629 Off, seal blowing sock.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 01:04 AM (5S0JC)

630 He and I ended up sitting in the yard reminiscing, drinking a beer (him in his Va Power uniform & hardhat!), watching g the crew tear up then patch my yard.

It's a small world afterall.

Posted by: The Penguin at September 18, 2016 01:01 AM (5S0JC)


Heh. Great story. How did your sister's marriage work out?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 01:05 AM (Bvr/A)

631 Today I got something that I've wanted for a long time, but I'm not a happy camper.

I have long wanted a Coke machine for my garage/workshop. Not wanted wanted as in I have to have one right now-if that was the case I would have just bought one from Coke-but I've wanted one, the way you might want a jukebox for your rec room. I've kept my eyes open just in case one comes down the pike.

Well, yesterday I found one on Craigslist. Mid-60s model, runs as cold as Hillary's heart, only $150. A little scratched up, but that definitely goes with the "workshop" vibe of the space where I'm putting it.

So today I went out and bought it. Guy selling it helped me get it into the back of my pickup, no problem. Got home, asked the neighbor to help me unload it...and I strained the FUCK out of the muscles on the left side of my lower back(damn thing weighs 650 lbs, they built things out of steel in those days).

We got it in place, but I've spent the last 8 hours lying on a heating pad in bed, I'm in a not inconsiderable amount of pain.

So tomorrow after the Ravens game, when it's had 24 hours to sit so that any oil that went wandering into the compressor while it was in my truck can run back into place, I'll plug it in and load it up with beer and Coke and water, and it'll be pretty cool.

But now? Ow. FUCKING OW!



Posted by: Weirddave at September 18, 2016 01:05 AM (Ga9pP)

632 In reply to David Fincher

I wish they'd stop fucking around and just move up to 1A status or whatever it is. They can clearly compete

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at September 18, 2016 01:07 AM (R5HRU)

633 Aspirin and heavy drinking will kill a woman's liver too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 01:08 AM (21hN3)

634 Addiction to acetaminophen is real thing...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 18, 2016 01:08 AM (kP16F)

635 good evening

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 01:09 AM (uAvJJ)

636 Lot of sock fails tonight

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2016 01:10 AM (6FqZa)

637 Well, I am off to bed. Cold is kicking my ass now. need to recharge the batteries.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 01:11 AM (Bvr/A)

638 Canelo put the boots...er the gloves to Smith tonight. God he's good.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at September 18, 2016 01:12 AM (R5HRU)

639 Another suspicious package found in NYC, near a subway station.


Scanner feed: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/1189

Posted by: Country Singer (gab @BertG) at September 18, 2016 01:13 AM (GUBah)

640 Something else I saw recently was that APAP sucks as an anti-inflammatory, doesn't do jack for fevers, and not all that good for pain either.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 18, 2016 01:13 AM (hVdx9)

641 put a sock in it, MWNP

anyway, what is everyone up to? hmm, tylenol?

I tend to stick to aleve insted

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 01:14 AM (uAvJJ)

642 Just got back here. Trying to catch up on all the news.
Thanks tor the updates, Country Singer.
Very helpful.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 01:14 AM (6IPEM)

643 Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 12:55 AM (EzgxV)

Fine. Make it a prescription drug. And then make alcohol a prescription drug too.

I am tired of people whining about evil drug companies and the evil drugs they force us to take.

Read the fucking label...or don't complain that you were injured.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 01:14 AM (Zu3d9)

644 chemjeff I got some Beefeater with Club soda.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at September 18, 2016 01:14 AM (R5HRU)

645 Try #2 - apparently had one of those Pixy-banned AT&T IPs. You might've missed out on all my wit & commentary!



What are the deplorable Trump people doing blowing up dumpsters? Are they anti-refuse removal?

Howdy, y'all.

I brought the aerosol Acme Troll Remover. Will one can be enough?

Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at September 18, 2016 01:15 AM (/DNWp)

646 There is a test to see if one has negative platelet reaction to aspirin, most people don't. Aspirin reduces probability of various cancers also.
Unless you have negative platelet reaction or are a bleeder there is no reason to avoid aspirin. Oh yeah, the renal thing too.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 18, 2016 01:15 AM (9m1df)

647 OK I'm out.

This will show up tomorrow, after it gets thought through: if you claim to be on a branch of "George Washington's bi-racial family tree," you're really telling us you're a blood relation to Robert E. Lee. Wonder what the reparation is for that?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 18, 2016 01:15 AM (H5rtT)

648
Here's a better view:

http://tinyurl.com/jq2unrc

NSFW


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
---------
Now, THAT is a bomb.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 01:16 AM (5S0JC)

649 Saint Cloud Crossroads Mall

Press conference

Suspect shot dead by off duty police officer from another jurisdiction. All victims stabbed. Stabber wearing private security uniform.

Mall closed until further notice.

Nothing on motive, will not say it is a terrorist attack.

Will not describe suspect. Will not say motive.

Asked about Somali, will not say anything.

Eight victims. No dead, no critical?

IMO Without proof. It was a Somali. My guess is he was pissed off about working security in the mall and went stabby-stabby.

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2016 01:16 AM (zIyYY)

650 Here's a picture of my Coke machine. It's a Cavalier C5-144



http://oi66.tinypic.com/2akjq5g.jpg

Posted by: Weirddave at September 18, 2016 01:16 AM (Ga9pP)

651 Hello, Chi. That was a nice note upthread. Appreciate it.

Beautiful wife is doing well, with some travel to Kosovo and Addis Ababa in her future.

Two years ago I asked the Horde whether it was safe for travel in Bogota and she was robbed at gunpoint within 24 hours of arrival, so I'll forego the inquiry this time.

Sons are doing well, oldest works with Veterans, middle is a policeman and youngest will commission in May.

I am still working on the flaming houses and driving long trips when I can. Remind me again sometime to promise my wife a steam shower. It is, however, almost done.

Hope all is well with you, outside of the thefts and meth heads crashing at your place! No good deed goes unpunished.

Posted by: Jinx the Deplorable at September 18, 2016 01:17 AM (UsFoH)

652 637 In reply to David Fincher

I wish they'd stop fucking around and just move up to 1A status or whatever it is. They can clearly compete
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at September 18, 2016 01:07 AM (R5HRU)

Too small of a school and it would cost too much and kill your program in a couple of years.

What would you do if you were them stay where you are and win Natties. Or go to the MVC converenece and top out at 7 wins a year with a trip to the Toilet Bowl?

It sounds backwards but there program thrives where they are now.

Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 01:18 AM (usCMa)

653 We could do an Ibuprofen vs Acetamenphin vs Alieve flame war

Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 01:18 AM (6IPEM)

654 If you are applying heat to your back, follow it up with ice.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2016 01:19 AM (mFQ4L)

655 We could do an Ibuprofen vs Acetamenphin vs Alieve flame war

Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 01:18 AM (6IPEM)


Get off my lawn!

Posted by: Aspirin at September 18, 2016 01:20 AM (GUBah)

656 Relax folks - it was a pressure cooker with a cell phone, wires, tape attached in a plastic bag, in a trash can...

No coordination here.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2016 01:20 AM (P/kVC)

657 How was the Minnesota Slasher killed?

LEO on scene or CCWP Holder?

Haven't seen any info about that....

Kinda like Philly earlier today,......"manage/minimize" Ol' Nicky to fit the narrative and start the "D.T.M.H" countdown clock.....typical and complete textbook response.

I'm just so fuckin skeptical an cynical about this sad shit that nothing really surprises me anymore. "Shapin the Narrative, Regardless The Cost"....."It Doesn't Touch US, So Use It".

El Supremo Endorian expounds/erudites on this reoccurring facet of THEIR Ideology quite eloquently from time to time. I just wish more people could see what's right in front of their face.

Wish in one hand, etc, etc.....

Or.....work, daily, an reap what is sown.

That's what works for me to extinguish the Outrage.

A man who really, really, really needed better bodyguards once said...,

"If we could change ourselves, the tendencies in the world would also change. As a man changes his own nature, so does the attitude of the world change towards him."

Lift Up......Do Not Bring Down.

My distillation of Mr. G's profound insight. It's a simple action that can be comprehensively applied to Life.

It's My antidote to the Madness we navigate.

High Test is kicking in.....I recommend imbibin as necessary, Horde Oh Plenty. It smooths those edges......

Posted by: Hillbillyking at September 18, 2016 01:21 AM (JcX1g)

658 oh look, MWNP is insistent in starting a fight

Mr. Macho here who escalates everything and never backs down

what a jackass

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 01:21 AM (uAvJJ)

659 Shove it, CJ. How long will it take you to make a "Look at me!!!". Post?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
--------------

Be back in a few minutes, folks. I have to go sharpen my machete to cut through the irony in here.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 01:21 AM (5S0JC)

660

St cloud stabber made reference to Allah and asked people if they were Muslim before stabbing them

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 01:22 AM (61oKg)

661 Aleve has worked best for me when it comes to hangover-related headaches

Motrin has worked best for me when it comes to tooth-related pain, which I guess is ibuprofen

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 01:22 AM (uAvJJ)

662 Shove it, CJ. How long will it take you to make a "Look at me!!!". Post?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 18, 2016 01:15 AM (YLidQ)

How long is it going to take before you get banned for that kind of shit?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 01:22 AM (Zu3d9)

663 660 We could do an Ibuprofen vs Acetamenphin vs Alieve flame war
Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 01:18 AM (6IPEM)

It would end in Alcohol vs. Kind Buds vs. Milk of the Poppy

Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 01:23 AM (usCMa)

664 Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 01:21 AM (uAvJJ)

Don't start, or you will get banned too.

This shit is getting very old.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 01:24 AM (Zu3d9)

665 @670: "It would end in Alcohol vs. Kind Buds vs. Milk of the Poppy"

Why choose one when you can have all three?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 01:24 AM (21hN3)

666 Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 01:18 AM (usCMa)

Disagree my dude. NDSU has proven time and again they can spank that ass. THey need to move up.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at September 18, 2016 01:25 AM (R5HRU)

667 St. Cloud Crossroads Mall continued

Multiple businesses where stabbings happened. Police interviewing everyone before releasing them. Mall closed until further notice.

I went to school there. Mall is a large single story enclosed mall. Sounds like the attacks happened on the east side of the mall at Macys store and that area.

-----
Sounds like reporters know nationality of the attacker was ??Somali? One reporter asked something about possible vigilante retribution against the Somalis. Not sure of actual words said. Police Chief shut that down hard, would not say anything on race, nationality, anything.

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2016 01:25 AM (zIyYY)

668 Speaking of "painkillers" - marijuana has the opposite effect on me - heightens everything I feel, good and bad. At least it doesn't wreck my liver.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 18, 2016 01:25 AM (kzShJ)

669 I take ibuprofen straight.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 18, 2016 01:27 AM (9m1df)

670 I don't ever take aspirin though it's supposed to be great for headaches I have heard. I didn't grow up with that, and my mother thought it would kill me or something. I think it's mostly used by people with a family history of heart attacks.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 01:28 AM (6IPEM)

671 Speaking of "painkillers" - marijuana has the opposite effect on me - heightens everything I feel, good and bad.

Yep. The only people who claim that pot is a painkiller are people who have never really smoked any.

At least it doesn't wreck my liver.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 18, 2016 01:25 AM (kzShJ)


But it's worse for your lungs than cigarettes ... a cute little fact that doesn't seem to bother the hippie-wannabe potheads who hate cigarette smokers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 01:28 AM (zc3Db)

672 676
I take ibuprofen straight.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 18, 2016 01:27 AM (9m1df)

umm.... really?
A typical dose of ibuprofen is 200 mg and that is a rather small amount

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 01:29 AM (uAvJJ)

673 Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 01:22 AM (61oKg)

Source?

I am listening to local - Minneapolis TV. Nothing on that yet.

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2016 01:29 AM (zIyYY)

674 @656....

Satellite Internet lag......fuckin sucks.

Off duty LEO....carryin concealed.....ends the Fuckin Fiends rampage.

D.T.M.H. damage control/spin begins in full effect.

If the facts don't fit, the media will 86.

What a crazy fuckin world........

Posted by: Hillbillyking at September 18, 2016 01:30 AM (JcX1g)

675 My long time friend of 18 years, Stanley H. Tweedle died in my arms. He was a cat, but he was my best friend. When I was homeless he never left me. He never lost faith in me. He laid there in my arms not wanting to leave. He was gasping for air. He finally stopped breathing in my arms. A few minutes later his heart stopped beating. This was a month ago and it haunts me still.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at September 18, 2016 01:30 AM (1aDmL)

676 @677: "... my mother thought it would kill me or something."

Reye's Syndrome. My mother was kinda weird about me taking any aspirin well into my late teens.

Otherwise, aspirin is basically an all-purpose miracle drug when taken in small doses by healthy people.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 01:30 AM (21hN3)

677

All over twitter

St Cloud stabber was a mall cop


Shot by an off duty deputy with a CHL

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 01:32 AM (61oKg)

678 673 Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 01:18 AM (usCMa)

Disagree my dude. NDSU has proven time and again they can spank that ass. THey need to move up.
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at September 18, 2016 01:25 AM (R5HRU)

If you were a potential player would you rather go and play for Natties at NDSU or go play for 3 or 4th place at MVC?

A Natty is a Natty whether it is FBS, FCS, Division II, or Division III.

But if they move up more power to them.

Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 01:32 AM (usCMa)

679 Noah so sorry about your loss

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 01:33 AM (uAvJJ)

680 But it's worse for your lungs than cigarettes ... a
cute little fact that doesn't seem to bother the hippie-wannabe potheads
who hate cigarette smokers.




Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 01:28 AM


This is true.

Posted by: otho at September 18, 2016 01:33 AM (lmIoG)

681 682 NB

So sorry for your loss.

Time may heal, the memories my ease the pain, but the hole in one's heart never really goes away.

Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2016 01:33 AM (vUcdz)

682 I take 3.

I prefer aspirin. Aspirin is good. If the ding is to severe I go for ibuprofen.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 18, 2016 01:33 AM (9m1df)

683 So, so sorry Noah Bawdy. Stanley H. Tweedle sounds like the bestest, best friend ever.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 01:34 AM (6IPEM)

684 * Dumps contents of barrel onto buffet *

* Pulls out large rubber mallet with "Acme" marked on it *

Oh, we're having fight night?

* Spits - wipes mouth on sleeve *

I'm ready!

Let's you and him go at it first.

Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at September 18, 2016 01:34 AM (/DNWp)

685 Another fun thing about aspirin? The French always preferred theirs in suppository form, but I'd guess that's fallen outta favor in the last twenty years. Brits liked to crush theirs in mix into water before drinking.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 01:34 AM (21hN3)

686 maybe I should get a cat.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 01:34 AM (uAvJJ)

687 Posted by: Noah Bawdy at September 18, 2016 01:30 AM (1aDmL)

Damn it suddenly got dusty in here. Condolences Noah.

Posted by: Catwrangler at September 18, 2016 01:35 AM (ue+Wr)

688
631
I'd have a lot more confidence that the FDA wasn't outright trying to poison me if they followed this model.



Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 12:59 AM (EzgxV)



Trying to poison you? Don't buy Tylenol or acetominophen. What's the big deal?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 01:01 AM (zc3Db)


I don't. I don't allow it in my house. I scan ingredients to avoid it. The big deal is that it the FDA allows it only because they are bribed to do so and disallows safer alternatives. My remedy would strip the FDA of any governmental force and privatize them like Consumer Reports or Underwriter's Laboritories....people should be able to take any remedies their doctors recommend, with reference only to the FDA's evaluations. People die while the FDA dithers.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 01:35 AM (EzgxV)

689 Posted by: Noah Bawdy at September 18, 2016 01:30 AM (1aDmL)

Sorry to hear that!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 01:35 AM (P8951)

690 Where's Mr. Aspirin Factory? He would be useful now

Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 01:36 AM (6IPEM)

691
692 Another fun thing about aspirin? The French always preferred theirs in suppository form, but I'd guess that's fallen outta favor in the last twenty years. Brits liked to crush theirs in mix into water before drinking.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 01:34 AM (21hN3)


I think that's always how my mom would give it to us. Crushed on a teaspoon in water. I hated that. I'd have preferred a pill and a glass of water.

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2016 01:37 AM (I1+dv)

692 697
Where's Mr. Aspirin Factory? He would be useful now

Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 01:36 AM (6IPEM)

he is probably too busy getting ready for the Sunday morning hangovers

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 01:38 AM (uAvJJ)

693 675 Speaking of "painkillers" - marijuana has the opposite effect on me - heightens everything I feel, good and bad.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 18, 2016 01:25 AM (kzShJ)

Does exactly the same thing with me. That's why I never really liked it that much.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 01:39 AM (P8951)

694 Bex powders. No crushing needed. Came in packets. Aspirin and caffeine.

Posted by: otho at September 18, 2016 01:39 AM (lmIoG)

695 If you really want that aspirin to work fast buy
BC Power. Just, whatever you do, do not breath till you've washed it down.

You can crush up the aspirin with your teeth and put it between your cheek and gum. Uptake is pretty quick.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 18, 2016 01:39 AM (9m1df)

696 My go-to pain reliever & NSAID is BC powder. Has been for decades.
Fast working, relatively harmless, and cheap.
Problem is I'm always running out of it, & the Dollar Store has $1 bottles of ibuprofen but not BC, so that's what I live on. Well, advil and tacos. And bourbon. That's what I live on. Being 50 & working with your body is bitch.
And avocados. I like me some guac.

Oh, and hot peppers & garlic. That's what I live on...

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 01:39 AM (5S0JC)

697 695
631
I'd have a lot more confidence that the FDA wasn't outright trying to poison me if they followed this model.



Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 12:59 AM (EzgxV)



Trying to poison you? Don't buy Tylenol or acetominophen. What's the big deal?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 01:01 AM (zc3Db)


I don't. I don't allow it in my house. I scan ingredients to avoid it. The big deal is that it the FDA allows it only because they are bribed to do so and disallows safer alternatives. My remedy would strip the FDA of any governmental force and privatize them like Consumer Reports or Underwriter's Laboritories....people should be able to take any remedies their doctors recommend, with reference only to the FDA's evaluations. People die while the FDA dithers.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 01:35 AM (EzgxV)



Dude sometimes you get right up to " the government puts fluoride in the water supply so the satellites can track us via our teeth" territory.

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2016 01:39 AM (I1+dv)

698 678 Speaking of "painkillers" - marijuana has the opposite effect on me - heightens everything I feel, good and bad.

Yep. The only people who claim that pot is a painkiller are people who have never really smoked any.

At least it doesn't wreck my liver.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 18, 2016 01:25 AM (kzShJ)

But it's worse for your lungs than cigarettes ... a cute little fact that doesn't seem to bother the hippie-wannabe potheads who hate cigarette smokers.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 01:28 AM (zc3Db

It works with nerve pain and pain in general. But especially with nerve pain from neurological conditions.

It helps you disassociate from the pain for one.

It is not legal for medicinal use because of the multibillion dollar a year pharma opiate sales and the industries built around that. Hell just big Pharma in general since its a plant you can easily grow.

Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 01:39 AM (usCMa)

699 Powder

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 18, 2016 01:40 AM (9m1df)

700 Posted by: Noah Bawdlessly at September 18, 2016 01:30 AM (1aDmL)

Gid bless you and yours.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 18, 2016 01:40 AM (GzDYP)

701 Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 01:32 AM (61oKg)

Thank you. I suppose the TV Stations all have to be all so respectful, or the Grievance Committees will protest their asses and boycott them.

They did that to Target a few years ago over Target and support for ALEC. Target caved and I bet that is why they went through with the Target use whatever bathroom or fitting room shit. Target preemptively caved.

And it is costing them big time. I do not totally boycott, but my spending has gone from $500-$1000 per month to $100 per month.

The Alec boycott was a big nothing. This boycott is kicking their butts.

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2016 01:41 AM (zIyYY)

702 "The French always preferred theirs in suppository form, but I'd guess that's fallen outta favor in the last twenty years."

The frogs are nuts. Who would prefer anything in suppository form?

I take baby aspirin every day since heart disease runs in my family. It certainly prevents clots - when I cut myself it takes forever to stop.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 01:41 AM (P8951)

703 Who would prefer anything in suppository form?

Hellooooooo!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at September 18, 2016 01:43 AM (uAvJJ)

704 709 "The French always preferred theirs in suppository form, but I'd guess that's fallen outta favor in the last twenty years."

The frogs are nuts. Who would prefer anything in suppository form?

I take baby aspirin every day since heart disease runs in my family. It certainly prevents clots - when I cut myself it takes forever to stop.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 01:41 AM (P8951)



The French were big fans of the bidet too weren't they?

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2016 01:43 AM (I1+dv)

705 All over twitter



St Cloud stabber was a mall cop





Shot by an off duty deputy with a CHL

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 01:32 AM (61oKg)


And the Orlando club killer was a security guard too.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2016 01:43 AM (P/kVC)

706 Dude sometimes you get right up to " the government puts fluoride in the water supply so the satellites can track us via our teeth" territory.
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2016 01:39 AM (I1+dv)

Fluoride is a freaking poison and incredibly toxic to the human body.

It is not a conspiracy. Read the warnings on your toothpaste

Spoiler Alert: do not ingest.

Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 01:44 AM (usCMa)

707 Stanley H. Tweedle is a great name for a cat.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 01:44 AM (P8951)

708 * abandons Acme mallet, wipes slime off buffet, pours another rum& *

Noah's cat tale is sad.

We've had our current quartet for so long. Was just talking with Milady about the others we've lost, Faithful, Grace, Buck, and Jack, whom these four survive. They're all good buddies, usually, and a tight group now. I don't want the roster to ever change, but I know it will.

Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at September 18, 2016 01:44 AM (/DNWp)

709 Who would prefer anything in suppository form?

'Scuse me? Who *wouldn't*?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at September 18, 2016 01:44 AM (044Fx)

710
maybe I should get a cat.


Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 01:34 AM (uAvJJ)


If you have a house, teach it to shit outside. Really easy to do, don't get a litter box, let it out when it bothers yo and goes to the door. Like a dog.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2016 01:45 AM (P/kVC)

711 @706, Donna, etc.

81 mg/d of aspirin shouldn't make one bleed more... Platelet count recently?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 18, 2016 01:46 AM (kP16F)

712 Alka-Seltzer contains aspirin along with the bicarbonate. Excedrin is about 50/50 APAP and aspirin with a caffeine kicker (caffeine aids in getting the drugs to the tissue faster, somehow).

With this damnable RA of mine, I've learned all about NSAIDs, etc, over the years. I've used just about every NSAID on the market at one time or another. And my stomach and GI tract don't like any of them much anymore.

And I use Tylenol too. It works for me to some extent, and I have my liver function checked about every 2 months (the other stuff I have to take is much more dangerous than APAP for the liver). My liver is holding out pretty good.

IMHO, acetaminophen is fine. Just don't take over 3000mg a day. It used to be 4000 mg, but they lowered it. The trouble is the toxic dose varies from individual to individual.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 18, 2016 01:46 AM (DW+jj)

713 It helps you disassociate from the pain for one.


Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 01:39 AM (usCMa)


I call bullshit on this. Pot isn't strong enough to make anyone "disassociate" from anything.

I have never had a pain that being high relieved, in any way. Headaches would just be compounded by being high.

I never had nerve pain so I couldn't say anything about that, except that, as I wrote above, pot isn't that strong of a drug. No one trips on pot or anything of the sort.

Look, I like pot. I smoked (and ate) it daily for years - decades. But most of what people say about it is total bullshit and nothing made me laugh more than the scam of "medical marijuana".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 01:47 AM (zc3Db)

714 Sorry about your kitty, Noah Bawdlessly.

RIP, Stanley H. Tweedle.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at September 18, 2016 01:47 AM (044Fx)

715 The frogs are nuts. Who would prefer anything in suppository form?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V


People dying on a life-raft in the middle of an ocean. Enemas are the last resort for water in that situation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2016 01:48 AM (V3IFq)

716 Prayers for you, Noah, and your beloved cat.

I know. Mine is buried just outside of my home office window.

Lived with me on the sailboat for seven years. Multiple cross country road trips.

For ME, he was the Best Cat Ever, as was Mr. Tweedle, for you.

Though Christ owns our souls, the cats are Management, and we must obey.

Measuring by your mournfulness and love. He was a very luck and beloved cat. I know you gave him a good life.

I know also, he'll be waiting for you, there.


G'nite, Horde.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 18, 2016 01:48 AM (v5iqM)

717 The French were big fans of the bidet too weren't they?

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2016 01:43 AM (I1+dv)


As water fountains.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 01:48 AM (zc3Db)

718 Is garrett still here? If so, I got my turntable this week. It's a Crosley. I'm having so much fun with it! My mind is going blank on what albums to buy next. I found Beethovens 9th for $13 that I'm going to buy. Any suggestions?

Apparently, even new bands are putting out vinyl now. I was thinking I was limited to classical music and classic rock and 50's music, but there is actually a huge, niche market that exists for anyone who wants to buy vinyl. I didn't realize how much I missed bc of the album covers and liner notes. Coolest part. The music sounds the same when played, but I just love the mechanical part of putting the needle on the record.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 01:49 AM (6IPEM)

719 Thank you all. You probably don't remember me, but I was an active commenter here years ago. Anyway, here's my beloved Stanley. https://twitter.com/NoahBawdy1/status/777384265159892992

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at September 18, 2016 01:49 AM (kI9U5)

720 But it's worse for your lungs than cigarettes ... a cute little fact that doesn't seem to bother the hippie-wannabe potheads who hate cigarette smokers.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 01:28 AM (zc3Db

You can vape buds and cook with pot as well THC is fat soluable, which is why pot butter is so easy to make.

People that make fun of pot smokers and activists forget there is more than one way to skin a cat.

Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 01:49 AM (usCMa)

721 Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki, Certified Deplorable at September 18, 2016 01:46 AM (kP16F)

No. It is noticeable. Since I like to cook, I slice a finger occasionally and jeez, it's like, when will it stop?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 01:50 AM (P8951)

722 No one trips on pot or anything of the sort.




Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 01:47 AM


Well... you can if you try hard enough. Take some acid too. That'll do it.

Posted by: otho at September 18, 2016 01:51 AM (lmIoG)

723 Phenergan (antiemetic) suppositories are a blessing if you're power-puking....

Posted by: JQ Flyover at September 18, 2016 01:52 AM (044Fx)

724 "New Skin"

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 18, 2016 01:52 AM (9m1df)

725 Good pot can help to relieve pain tremendously.
I just don't like the effects anymore. I'm not 20, and the weed is certainly not the same, but it has helped my pain on more than one occasion.

*I have no official diagnosis, but I'm pretty sure I'm developing RA. Started in my right foot/ankle, and it's getting worse.
Oh well. Life goes on.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 01:52 AM (xmYx+)

726 CNN finally reporting the MN stabbings with Islamic details.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 01:53 AM (21hN3)

727 720 It helps you disassociate from the pain for one.


Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 01:39 AM (usCMa)

I call bullshit on this. Pot isn't strong enough to make anyone "disassociate" from anything.

I have never had a pain that being high relieved, in any way. Headaches would just be compounded by being high.

I never had nerve pain so I couldn't say anything about that, except that, as I wrote above, pot isn't that strong of a drug. No one trips on pot or anything of the sort.

Look, I like pot. I smoked (and ate) it daily for years - decades. But most of what people say about it is total bullshit and nothing made me laugh more than the scam of "medical marijuana".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 01:47 AM (zc3Db)

I have and so have members of my family and when everything else fails the doctors tell you about pot.

There are studies about the disassiotions factors as well.

I'm sorry that a tiny plant that does more good than harm than alcohol treatens you to the point of callking jumpsuit about something that you know nothing about.

Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 01:53 AM (usCMa)

728 >>>Ten things millennials should know about socialism

The very title fills me with despair. How can millennials know even one thing. I'd prefer a title like, "How to goad a millennial into thinking critically". That's what I want to hear.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 18, 2016 01:54 AM (iLoHX)

729 callking jumpsuit

That sounds strangely erotic.

Is the king hot? And does the jumpsuit have sequins?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at September 18, 2016 01:55 AM (uAvJJ)

730 You can vape buds and cook with pot as well THC is fat soluable, which is why pot butter is so easy to make.

But idiot pot activists don't care about that. They think that smoking a joint is fine - many will actually argue that smoking pot is GOOD for you - while they think that smoking tobacco is the worst evil ever brought to Earth. In fact, it's just an artifact from the retard hippies. Those brats hated their parents - who were cigarette smokers - while the hippies were potheads. So they hated cigarettes (in actually, they only hate cigarette smokers) but loved joints.

People that make fun of pot smokers and activists forget there is more than one way to skin a cat.

Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 01:49 AM (usCMa)


I've probably smoked, vaped and eaten more pot in my life than you and any four of your buddies put together. Pot "activists" just happen to be silly, unserious people whose lives tend to revolve around nothing but weed.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 01:55 AM (zc3Db)

731 I know most of you don't remember me. That's ok. I just stopped commenting for a long time. I don't know, guess I saw what was happening and saw the futility in it. Anyway, thanks for the kind words.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at September 18, 2016 01:55 AM (1aDmL)

732 Noah, I remember you. You were around at about 2010-2011 or so as far as I can recall. Would do ONT things, with PGIS and runningrn and all the rest

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 01:57 AM (uAvJJ)

733 Donna&&&&V: Stanley H. Tweedle is a great name for a cat.

Sure is. I was gonna say that, too.

All cats have three names, we just may not know what they are.

Like my mellow yellow fellow, Charlie B. Underfoot. (Of course, the B. Underfoot clan is yuge.)

Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at September 18, 2016 01:57 AM (/DNWp)

734 Noah. Beautiful cat.

Mine from the '80s like that was "Momma Kitty".

There are certain cats though, that are so very soulful, that they meld with ours.

My Harley was. Your Stanley was.

We should count ourselves blessed that God shared those blessings in our lives.

Not just everyone gets a cat like those, you know.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, Tx


*good night again.

** Noah. Don't disappear from AoS again.

Posted by: Jim at September 18, 2016 01:57 AM (v5iqM)

735 >> *I have no official diagnosis, but I'm pretty sure I'm developing RA.

If misery loves company, then I can make good company for you.

There are tests that are getting better and better at pinning it down. Get them done. The best thing to do now if you have it is to get on top of it immediately, which will reduce the rate of joint destruction. It's going to happen, but the sooner you start treatment, the slower that destruction is going to be.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 18, 2016 01:58 AM (DW+jj)

736 739 CJ

I'll take "Other folks that I miss" for $400, Alex.

Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2016 01:58 AM (vUcdz)

737 Your message has been rejected because it looks like spam. If you aren't
a spammer, please try changing the text of your message.

wtf?

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2016 01:58 AM (+q52R)

738 G'nite, Horde.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Looks like I missed the window again to say thanks, Jim for the article you emailed me about the other day.

Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at September 18, 2016 01:59 AM (/DNWp)

739
744
Your message has been rejected because it looks like spam. If you aren't
a spammer, please try changing the text of your message.


Just don't talk about butt-welding cat filters to laptop batteries and you should be fine.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2016 02:00 AM (Oi5b2)

740 Posted by: ibguy at September 18, 2016 01:58 AM (vUcdz)

yeah, me too.


Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 02:00 AM (uAvJJ)

741 Hey Noah Bawdy, if you're still here. Send that pic in to the pet thread so Stanley can be memorialized properly. The pet post is on Saturday, around noonish.

Stanley is beautiful.

petmorons at the gee male dot com.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 02:00 AM (6IPEM)

742 Posted by: Noah Bawdy at September 18, 2016 01:49 AM (kI9U5)

A handsome fella. I hope I outlive my 4.

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2016 02:00 AM (+q52R)

743 Your message has been rejected because it looks like spam. If you aren't
a spammer, please try changing the text of your message.

wtf?
Posted by: BignJames


Multiple links, spam keywords. Any number of things will trip a filter.

Is this your first time on the internet?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2016 02:01 AM (V3IFq)

744 what? you want to weld cat butts to laptop filters????

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 02:01 AM (uAvJJ)

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 02:01 AM (uAvJJ)

746 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2016 02:01 AM (V3IFq)

First time I've got that msg.

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2016 02:03 AM (+q52R)

747 No. It is noticeable. Since I like to cook, I slice a finger occasionally and jeez, it's like, when will it stop?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.
------------------
True story:

Twelve years old. Seventh grade. Science project was "is aspirin an anti-coagulant?"
My teacher stayed after hours with me at school, pricked her finger with her stapler, then bled on the slides for me to do my experiment.

Can you imagine that shit happening today???

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 02:03 AM (xmYx+)

748 one consequence of the moon's formation from a collision with a large planetoid that i have not read o heard of is that it would have left a larger iron core than our neighbor rocky planets. this stayed molten longer (than mars) providing the engine for the magnetic field that protects the earth and its atmosphere from the lethal effects of the sun's harmful radiations. a smaller core would also have provided less convection of the mantle and crust (like venus).

we will certainly find other planets around stars in the "goldilocks zone", but how many would have had a collision like what caused our moon. perhaps none...
(cue twilght zone music).

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2016 02:03 AM (WTSFk)

749 Back in the 70s, I though pot was allllrriiiggght! (mumblemumble...Lawn...mumble... off...mumblemumble)

Tried it a couple more times in the 90s... eh, not so great. Just wanted the effect to *stop*
Not the same as it used to be, or something?

Now, the potheads are all using the same talking point: "Oh, but it doesn't Ruin Lives Like Alcohol!"

Bullshit. Yes, it *does* ruin lives (like alcohol, or anything else that alters one's mind or mood). May be easier or less dangerous to procure, but it's easily more expensive and just as potent.

Count me as: Not Convinced that pot is somehow Better.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at September 18, 2016 02:03 AM (044Fx)

750 Yes chemjeff, I was there. I was part of the infamous Memorial Day Weekend ONT Thanks for the memories.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at September 18, 2016 02:04 AM (1aDmL)

751 Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 01:21 AM (uAvJJ)

Don't start, or you will get banned too.

This shit is getting very old.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 01:24 AM (Zu3d9)
==============

wtf? mwnp opened with a completely unwarranted attack on chemjeff.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Snorky at September 18, 2016 02:04 AM (5o5ek)

752 Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 02:03 AM (xmYx+)

Not without a Haz Mat crew.

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2016 02:05 AM (+q52R)

753 712 All over twitter



St Cloud stabber was a mall cop





Shot by an off duty deputy with a CHL

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2016 01:32 AM (61oKg)


And the Orlando club killer was a security guard too.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2016 01:43 AM (P/kVC)


Security guards are about the lowest paid workers in the world. The only thing they need to do is walk, talk, breath, and not have a record. And some of these requirements are negotiable.

And as a security guard, you are often treated like shit. I know, I did it for about three weeks. "Would you like fries with that" is about three steps up.

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2016 02:05 AM (zIyYY)

754 I want a cat but I am somewhat allergic. My apartment is only a little bigger than a studio.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2016 02:05 AM (VdICR)

755 G'night Jim.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 02:06 AM (xmYx+)

756 Pot is a very fun recreational drug (one of the funnest) but most of the laughable arguments about its use as medication are as ridiculous as someone arguing that chocolate donuts are medicinal. Yeah ... "chocolate donuts make you feel sated, so they reduce your blood pressure and relieve anxiety ...".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 02:07 AM (zc3Db)

757 ... i.e. maybe intelligent life is even rarer than a simple distribution might imply. you know, n to the nth stars etc, etc.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2016 02:07 AM (WTSFk)

758 Stanley looks like my daughter's late cat, Jack. He was a big guy with a big heart.

Jack's video "When the Fur Flies"
http://bit.ly/fur-flies

Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at September 18, 2016 02:08 AM (/DNWp)

759 ... and cue twilight zone music.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2016 02:10 AM (WTSFk)

760 Just seen on the news: TFG will take it as a "personal insult" if you don't vote for Hillary.

Be sure to vote accordingly.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at September 18, 2016 02:10 AM (eEems)

761 Posted by: weft cut-loop
First time I've got that msg.
Posted by: BignJames


Find a web based HTML 'sterilizer'. It should have a dialog box in which you can paste the mixed text and an output with a clean text.

Dozens of them out there.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2016 02:11 AM (V3IFq)

762 (... just wanted to say that. la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2016 02:12 AM (WTSFk)

763 Weed very nearly did me in. Had to be hospitalized. Very lucky to have survived.

Posted by: otho at September 18, 2016 02:12 AM (lmIoG)

764 Not without a Haz Mat crew.
Posted by: BignJames
--------------
Exactly. No gloves, no goggles.
Just a teacher proud that she had a curious pupil doing something other than growing a tomato plant or some other lazy shit.
I was a real nerd (yes, WAS!) and was fascinated by science. Great teacher in a shitty school.
She'll always be a fond childhood memory.

*and before you Morons snark - not like that. She was about as hot as Lidia Bastianich is.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 02:13 AM (xmYx+)

765 TFG will take it as a "personal insult" if you don't vote for Hillary.

No shit? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

In that case, I'll see if I can vote a few dozen times!

Posted by: JQ Flyover at September 18, 2016 02:14 AM (044Fx)

766 Well good night everyone
sweet dreams
even you MWNP

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 02:14 AM (uAvJJ)

767 [(that's twilight zone music.)]

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2016 02:15 AM (WTSFk)

768 Nite chemjeff.

Posted by: Catwrangler at September 18, 2016 02:15 AM (ue+Wr)

769 Bill Whittle explained that asteroid life-extinction events are unlikely because the moon's gravity would throw it off the kill-shot, at least for a few billion years in aggregate. Which I don't understand but whatever. Additionally amphibian life might not evolve on a planet without a tide. The number of metrics of Goldilocks are so many above hot or cold. We won't be able to know how rare life is until we discover our first living planet.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2016 02:15 AM (VdICR)

770 Security guards are about the lowest paid workers in
the world. The only thing they need to do is walk, talk, breath, and
not have a record. And some of these requirements are negotiable.



And as a security guard, you are often treated like shit. I know, I
did it for about three weeks. "Would you like fries with that" is
about three steps up.

Posted by: rd at September 18, 2016 02:05 AM (zIyYY)


In desperate times twenty years past I interviewed for a security job in Honolulu. I was offered a job for the Halekulani Hotel (then one of the best), company would provide the suits. I asked if it pays more than a security drone in the industrial district. Nope. See ya...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2016 02:17 AM (P/kVC)

771 719 Alka-Seltzer contains aspirin along with the bicarbonate. Excedrin is about 50/50 APAP and aspirin with a caffeine kicker (caffeine aids in getting the drugs to the tissue faster, somehow).

With this damnable RA of mine, I've learned all about NSAIDs, etc, over the years. I've used just about every NSAID on the market at one time or another. And my stomach and GI tract don't like any of them much anymore.

And I use Tylenol too. It works for me to some extent, and I have my liver function checked about every 2 months (the other stuff I have to take is much more dangerous than APAP for the liver). My liver is holding out pretty good.

IMHO, acetaminophen is fine. Just don't take over 3000mg a day. It used to be 4000 mg, but they lowered it. The trouble is the toxic dose varies from individual to individual.
Posted by: publius


To me, there is only one miracle drug:

Ibuprofen.

Acetaminophen does absolutely nothing for me. Nada. Take a pill, no effect.

Naproxen Sodium (Aleve) is the same -- might as well have just swallowed a Tic-Tac or something. Zero efficacy.

Aspirin, on the other hand, DOES have an effect on me: It dissolves my stomach lining and makes me immediately vomit. Horrible stuff. Can'y keep it down, so i wouldn't even know if it works.

Ah, but Ibuprofen is like a gift from heaven. One 200mg pill knocks out basically all pain, which in my case is almost always headaches caused by eyestrain.

And no side-effects whatsoever.

One of my biggest regrets in life is that I didn't "discover" that ibuprofen existed until I was in my mid-20s. I didn't realize that there was a different active ingredient in Advil than in all the other pain pills. I just assumed it was a rival brand of Tylenol. The marketing never made it clear that it was a completely separate drug. Once I took the first one I realized that I had been suffering excruciating headaches since I was a teenager for no reason. Grrrr!

To this day, one 200mg ibuprofen solves all my pain. I usually only have to take one per week or maybe even one per two weeks, as needed. The brown mini-rugby-ball shaped Advil liquid gel capsules are particularly amazing, and take effect in minutes. For mild pain, I just take a generic red ibuprofen pill, which cost an amazing 99 cents for a bottle of 100 pills -- basically a penny each. Talk about a cheap miracle!

Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2016 02:19 AM (jBuUi)

772 G'night Jeff.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 02:20 AM (xmYx+)

773 is the drug discussion still going on?

zerohedge.com/news/2016-09-17/canada-just- legalized-heroin-medical-use

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2016 02:20 AM (uUNSv)

774 . I found Beethovens 9th for $13 that I'm going to buy. Any suggestions?

Apparently, even new bands are putting out vinyl now. I was thinking I was limited to classical music and classic rock and 50's music, but there is actually a huge, niche market that exists for anyone who wants to buy vinyl. I didn't realize how much I missed bc of the album covers and liner notes. Coolest part. The music sounds the same when played, but I just love the mechanical part of putting the needle on the record.

Posted by: L, Elle


Look for cheap bluegrass albums. The older, the better. Don't get into bid war, whatever you do.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2016 02:21 AM (V3IFq)

775 Beyond the wall which separates the living area from the pasture, all is moonlit fog. Looks the world ends at the wall. The moon is high and bright. It's a good moon, my favorite. It's quiet, and cool after a hot summer. Just about perfect. I'll take it.

Gonna drag my ol' bod off to bed now. Been a fair day. One longstanding problem resolved - always a good sign.

Good night, Gracies. And remember, inherent capacities cannot be exceeded; a pint can never hold a quart.

Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at September 18, 2016 02:22 AM (/DNWp)

776 685 673 Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 01:18 AM (usCMa)

Disagree my dude. NDSU has proven time and again they can spank that ass. THey need to move up.
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at September 18, 2016 01:25 AM (R5HRU)

If you were a potential player would you rather go and play for Natties at NDSU or go play for 3 or 4th place at MVC?

A Natty is a Natty whether it is FBS, FCS, Division II, or Division III.

But if they move up more power to them.
Posted by: David Fincher at September 18, 2016 01:32 AM (usCMa)


Big difference in playing 1 or 2 FBS schools a year and 11-12 a year.

FBS schools don't do much of a game plan against FCS schools because it's an early season game and the FBS school wants to prepare as much as they can for their conference schedule.

Talent level. The FCS may have starters close to the talent level of FBS teams, but when injuries start to pile up, the drop off in talent level between FBS and FCS backups is huge.

Size/speed. FBS offensive lines average around 300lbs per lineman. FCS offensive lines about 15-20 lbs lighter. Over a long schedule, the smaller sized players get worn down. As for speed, the FCS school might be able to scheme themselves to be able to play with an FBS school, but that scheme would get exploited over a 12 game schedule.

Coaching. There is a reason most of the coaches in the Power 5 conferences (ACC, SEC, PAC12, Big10, Big12) earn several million dollars a year, they are better coaches. Yeah, coaches at the FCS level are very good coaches, but they all would leave that FCS school in less than a second for a chance to coach at Northwestern, Iowa State, Wake Forest, Vanderbilt, and Oregon State because they will increase their yearly salary by about 5X. This filters down to the assistant coaches, trainers, and other athletic department employees.

Facilities. They will need to build a football operations center that will cost anywhere from $25-50M dollars. Not a stadium, just a facility with training rooms, lockerrooms, dining facility, and meeting rooms/offices. Minimum stadium size for FBS is 25K. So they will need to expand the Fargodome to do that.

Conference. No room at the inn in FBS. C-USA, Mountain West, American, and MAC won't take a school going from FCS to FBS, their only hope is the Sun Belt or independent. Neither of those will result in any TV money, and will result in a schedule that is heavy on early season home games and late season away games.

Money. Schools in the Power 5 conferences receive about $25M a year from the television networks. The other 5 FBS conference members receive at the most $3M a year from their television partners. Want to go Independent? BYU, a school with a huge national following, lost their head football coach to Virginia, and he will get about twice what he was making at BYU. Plus, a 19K stadium isn't going to bring in the revenue like a 50K+ stadium that the other FBS schools enjoy.

Other sports. If the Sun Belt were to take them in (and the Sun Belt just kicked Idaho out because they were an outlier), then all of their other sports would have to go to the Sun Belt. I'm not sure that the athletic director is going to like flying their baseball, track, golf, and tennis teams around the country for games. It works for the P5 schools because of the $$$ they bring in on football.

Idaho just made the decision this summer to drop back down to FCS after being in FBS for a while because they didn't have a conference home any more.

NDSU moves up, and they become another UMASS.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at September 18, 2016 02:24 AM (1JnAL)

777 @774: "I didn't realize that there was a different active ingredient in Advil than in all the other pain pills."

Search YouTube for some old Nuprin commercials. It's kinda fun to look back and see how they tried differentiating themselves from Tylenol and aspirin.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 02:24 AM (21hN3)

778 A real shitheel soldier that I knew often opined, "People who drink too much will get angry, people who smoke weed are mellow." I like to drink; stop shitting on my favorite vice for the benefit of yours. He got kicked out for drugs, after many second chances.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2016 02:26 AM (VdICR)

779 Can't speak for classical, but, I should imagine it works the same way. I maintain that music DOES sound different on vinyl... at least rock n' roll/blues/pop/country, anyway. The technical boffins may know more about this. There's just something about the way a stylus amplifies sound from the groove that can't be replacedAt least for rock etc. It's more... explosive, or something. Even on a cheapass record player with nothing special in the way of amp and speakers. I dunno. I just think modern pop/rock/blues/country was born to to be played with a stylus.

Posted by: otho at September 18, 2016 02:30 AM (lmIoG)

780 L'Elle,
What kind of music do you like?

I have hundreds of LPs in crates in the study. Everything you can think of. From AC/DC to ZZ Top, and everything in between - Perry Como, Pete Fountain, Tom Jones, Rolling Stones & Pablo Cruise... you get the idea.

Speak up, shoot me an email, whatevs.
*if you email me, just don't be impatient. I'm getting better, but I'm not perfect.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 02:33 AM (xmYx+)

781 Most vinyl records tend to be mastered and mixed down somewhat differently than digital versions of the same recording. Getter dynamic range. A little more punch overall.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 02:33 AM (21hN3)

782 Portishead should sound good on vinyl.

https://youtu.be/g7gutsi1uT4

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2016 02:34 AM (VdICR)

783 G'night, mindful.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 02:35 AM (xmYx+)

784 Posted by: otho at September 18, 2016 02:30 AM (lmIoG)
*****
Well, I bought a starter turntable that is portable that you can hook up cars to and phones to. So, it's not the best. What I bought is not meant to be an in-house system. But, damn.
Sounds so good.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 02:36 AM (6IPEM)

785 A real shitheel soldier that I knew often opined,
"People who drink too much will get angry, people who smoke weed are
mellow." I like to drink; stop shitting on my favorite vice for the
benefit of yours. He got kicked out for drugs, after many second
chances.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2016 02:26 AM (VdICR)

Mellow might work for an interrogator, intel analyst, or maybe a sniper.
But, generally, no.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2016 02:36 AM (P/kVC)

786 That unidentifiable difference between vinyl and CD/MP3.....

Digital music is like: the sound goes up and down steps.

Analog music is like: the sound goes smoothly up and down slopes.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at September 18, 2016 02:37 AM (044Fx)

787 ... btw, when i cued the twilight zone music i meant that if intelligent life on earth is dependent upon the early earth being hit by a small planet, then perhaps our intelligent life is unique in the universe! in case i had to spell it out.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2016 02:39 AM (WTSFk)

788 Whoa, late!

G'nite folks. Hope all's well in your worlds.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at September 18, 2016 02:42 AM (044Fx)

789 Star Wars games- if its not a new XWing game, no one who is not a knucklefuck gives a fuck

Posted by: JoshO at September 18, 2016 02:43 AM (fOJeA)

790 That unidentifiable difference between vinyl and CD/MP3.....

Digital music is like: the sound goes up and down steps.

Analog music is like: the sound goes smoothly up and down slopes.


Posted by: JQ Flyover at September 18, 2016 02:37 AM (044Fx)


Know what I liked about good old analog Ma Bell?
You could hear a pin drop.
Digital is worried about bandwidth and clips everything below a certain decibel.
Did the call drop or am I not getting any feedback... takes 30 seconds "Hello, can you hear me..."

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2016 02:44 AM (P/kVC)

791 Well, I bought a starter turntable that is portable
that you can hook up cars to and phones to. So, it's not the best. What
I bought is not meant to be an in-house system. But, damn.

Sounds so good.






Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 02:36 AM

Yep. It makes all the differnce. Doesn't matter whether it's a top dollar setup, or a dollar shop pickup. That shit just leaps out of the speakers in a weird, exciting way, that digital can't match.

Posted by: otho at September 18, 2016 02:45 AM (lmIoG)

792 Burnt Toast at September 18, 2016 02:36 AM (P/kVC)


I read that early heavy drug use (teen) will short-circuit a person's ability to learn and mature from the trial and errors of long-term planning.

On topic: Obama at the dem primary in 2008 thought he would scratch his cheek with his middle finger. A 12 year old would find that hilarious.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2016 02:45 AM (VdICR)

793 Chi, you're so nice. Thank you.
I like everything. Even pop. I just assumed going into this turntable purchase that newer music that I like alot of isnt available on vinyl. My first instinct was to buy all the classical/ classic rock assuming it would be hard to procure. Not true.

I could play my 3 records that I bought for at least forever. So, I'm good.

I was thinking maybe buying 70's albums at first, but I don't know barely any good 70's.








Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 02:46 AM (6IPEM)

794 Don't some artists still put out vinyl albums? I think Kid Rock will have his albums released on vinyl.

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2016 02:49 AM (I1+dv)

795 Don't forget about Record Store Day. Next one is April 22, 2017, and it'll be the tenth anniversary. It's a good excuse to mingle with a bigger than usual crowd at local indie record stores. Some distributors have released special albums with limited number golden ticket like prizes inside.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 02:50 AM (21hN3)

796 Don't some artists still put out vinyl albums? I think Kid Rock will have his albums released on vinyl.
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2016 02:49 AM (I1+dv)
*****
Yeah, buzzion. A lot do. Even the newer artists. Apparently, vinlyl has become retro chic. It seems pricey to me. $30 for an album!!! Expensive habit.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 02:56 AM (6IPEM)

797 Can I get 800?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 02:57 AM (6IPEM)

798 L
Start with Steely Dan's Gaucho ( I hear zombie LOVES SteelyDan). And maybe move on to Dire Straits (original, Making Movies or Love Over Gold).

Seriously, if you trust me, send me a physical address, and I'll mail off an album or two. I hit the local thrift stores often, looking for cast iron & other kitchen deals - there are always shelves of LPs.
And if you can't decide, I'll pick something from my crates of old stuff for you.

Ask Cthulhu, AOP, jinx, SMFH - I'm not an axe murderer...

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 03:08 AM (xmYx+)

799 Third bomb confirmed in NYC at 5th Ave and 28th.

Local stations reportedly silent.

Posted by: Meremortal, ride to the sound of the guns. at September 18, 2016 03:09 AM (3myMJ)

800 Ask Cthulhu, AOP, jinx, SMFH - I'm not an axe murderer...

Cereal killer?

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at September 18, 2016 03:11 AM (AoK0a)

801 Third bomb confirmed in NYC at 5th Ave and 28th.

Stay safe NYC & other East Coast morons & -ettes ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic ... at September 18, 2016 03:12 AM (AoK0a)

802 "Thank you Trump voters for giving us in WI another 6 years of Russ Feingold. Johnson wins if any Cruz or Rubio at top of ticket."

Hey thanks back at ya for giving us Paul Ryan,

Oh and thanks for Donald Trump for getting us the bombing information quickly and accurately using his sources.

Obviously waiting for the media to mold the story into whatever the Hillary camp tells them too is not the way to go.
Election years with the media working for the Hillary types churns out Benghazi's. I'm so glad Trump spared us from all of that.

Posted by: Drider at September 18, 2016 03:16 AM (6Xbsz)

803 In lieu of having a cat, I can put this video in the background on the side of the screen I'm not using.
https://youtu.be/izTaPcZZAXs

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2016 03:19 AM (VdICR)

804 Rory Gallagher put our some awesome albums in the 70's...

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2016 03:19 AM (uUNSv)

805 "Thank you Trump voters for giving us in WI another 6 years of Russ
Feingold. Johnson wins if any Cruz or Rubio at top of ticket."

---
if either of those 2 were at the top of the ticket, you'd also be looking at 4 years of Shrillery as POTUS too, so you're welcome.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2016 03:22 AM (uUNSv)

806 Yeah, Chi. I'm all paying attention.
You have my interest.
Looking up through old emails for an e-addy for you.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 03:23 AM (6IPEM)

807 Isn't it amazing that the media whores are now soft peddling terrorism to not play into Trumps strength.

They are the enemy.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 18, 2016 03:25 AM (+lv+r)

808 Ha!
I couldn't resist, even at this insane hour.
I just glanced, but I have two copies of Gaucho. And not two or three, not four, but FIVE copies of Aja.

I set one of each aside for you. I'll be at the post office in a couple weeks anyway...
Seriously, tell me what you like, and I'll see if I have it.
The Complete Orchestral Works of DeBussy, perhaps?

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 03:25 AM (4qqol)

809 Cereal killer?
Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic
---------------

Oh, I could absolutely murder a box of Crunchberries right now!

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 03:29 AM (4qqol)

810 it's my understanding that at its nadir vinyl record sales were under 1 million. they're now above 6 million.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2016 03:29 AM (WTSFk)

811 ... or something like that.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2016 03:29 AM (WTSFk)

812 Babylon Sisters, Shake it!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Musical Critic ... at September 18, 2016 03:33 AM (AoK0a)

813
So fine
So young
Tell me I'm the only one...

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 03:36 AM (4qqol)

814 Third bomb confirmed in NYC at 5th Ave and 28th.



Local stations reportedly silent.

Posted by: Meremortal, ride to the sound of the guns. at September 18, 2016 03:09 AM (3myMJ)

'Person of interest" had the trigger (cell phone numbers) was already picked up.


Pure speculation of course.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2016 03:36 AM (P/kVC)

815 If L, Elle isn'tl familiar with The Dan, she's in for a real treat...
I just hope she has a decent amp & nice speakers.
And remembers to put Juno outside before she turns it up to 11.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 03:39 AM (4qqol)

816 All it would take to completley paralyze NY would be a couple of strategically places bombs in the Subway system.

They would immediately shut down everything and walaa - CHAOS.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 18, 2016 03:41 AM (+lv+r)

817 Kreplach - thin indeed is the veneer of civilization. Greater complexity = greater vulnerability.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 18, 2016 03:46 AM (CtnnV)

818 Maybe he's sleeping in because it's Sunday, but - Good Morning, Skip.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 03:51 AM (4qqol)

819 816

Electrical sabotage might be easier and just as disruptive.

As ace (PBUH) mentioned last thread, a transformer can really go boom.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 18, 2016 03:52 AM (FtrY1)

820 As ace (PBUH) mentioned last thread, a transformer can really go boom.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 18, 2016 03:52 AM (FtrY1)


F**k yah!

Posted by: The Decepticons at September 18, 2016 03:54 AM (vBeA5)

821
All it would take to completley paralyze NY would be a couple of strategically places bombs in the Subway system.

They would immediately shut down everything and walaa - CHAOS.


Posted by: Kreplach at September 18, 2016 03:41 AM (+lv+r)



Less than that.

But I would not even put it on JWICS as it has been compromised.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2016 03:54 AM (P/kVC)

822 I'll be heading to work in a few hours so hopefully they don't bomb the Lincoln tunnel.

This is what happens when you load up your country with 7th century barbarians.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 18, 2016 03:55 AM (+lv+r)

823 It was cool to see you get props from Insty, Transformers Bad Guys.
Is it OK if I use you as my "I know a celebrity" story?

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 04:01 AM (4qqol)

824 It was cool to see you get props from Insty, Transformers Bad Guys.

Is it OK if I use you as my "I know a celebrity" story?

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 04:01 AM (4qqol)


LOL, why not.

It's not like I'm not infamous in other circles...

Posted by: The Infamous Hat at September 18, 2016 04:03 AM (vBeA5)

825 Anyone with a link for the third device found?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 18, 2016 04:11 AM (CtnnV)

826 we went to the Simi Valley friends of the NRA tonight...

came home with a Remington R25 Gen II (well, it's gotta be DROSed, etc, but still....)

she also got an Ambassador membership at Front Site in Nevada...

and a Cavalry sabre for me.


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2016 04:11 AM (uUNSv)

827 "Dear Penthouse, My brush with greatness..."

Seriously, it has to be an ego boost. Is that a first? How long have you been at it, anyway?

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 04:11 AM (4qqol)

828 Show Biz kids making movies of themselves

You know they don't give a fuck about anybody else....


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2016 04:14 AM (uUNSv)

829 825 Anyone with a link for the third device found?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
-------------
I'm not sure it's safe to link it here...

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 18, 2016 04:15 AM (4qqol)

830 my nominee for best SD song ever...

only because of the intro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-6Axpqeuik

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2016 04:17 AM (uUNSv)

831 Anyone with a link for the third device found?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 18, 2016 04:11 AM (CtnnV)

Third?
There was never a first.

Posted by: MSM at September 18, 2016 04:22 AM (P/kVC)

832 Not my favorite song, red, but I LOVE that live version, if only because of that drunk announcer...

If I had to pick a favorite song? I'd say the album Gaucho.
Yeah, I'm an idiot. So what.

I got to see them live when they first started touring again. Meriwether Post Pavillion. SD pretty much defines my teenage years & coming of age.

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 18, 2016 04:28 AM (4qqol)

833 i agree: it's a great song, but not my all time fav (have to think about that)

maybe Show Biz Kids or My Old School?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2016 04:30 AM (uUNSv)

834 Damn nasty sock.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 04:32 AM (4qqol)

835 we saw them live a few years back, here in Lost Angels... not quite as close as we were for the Eagles (4th row center, close enough to tell Motormouth to shut up sing when she started her political bullshit at the first break %-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2016 04:32 AM (uUNSv)

836 I'm up Chi good morning to you and the horde

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2016 04:32 AM (8lPj5)

837 FM ... Kid Charlemange ...

Posted by: Adriane the Musical Critic ... at September 18, 2016 04:32 AM (AoK0a)

838 ...shut up and sing...

fing Pixy and the ampersand thigy...

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2016 04:33 AM (uUNSv)

839 IGY ... even though ...

Posted by: Adriane the Musical Critic ... at September 18, 2016 04:33 AM (AoK0a)

840 Bombings and a mass stabbing.

I have nothing this morning except to say the ROP looks like it was very active yesterday.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 18, 2016 04:36 AM (d76uN)

841 Night all.

Here is "Starless" by King Crimson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS0o4nD3QFs

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 18, 2016 04:40 AM (vBeA5)

842 I'm thinking the Kaepernick thing is just a version of rich mens guilt

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2016 04:42 AM (8lPj5)

843 &&&&

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 18, 2016 04:48 AM (d76uN)

844 ▀Ř÷ń

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 18, 2016 04:49 AM (d76uN)

845 Ampersands but no umlauts.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 18, 2016 04:50 AM (d76uN)

846 That's a step up. Can't remember the last time anything was fixed. Usually the fix is worse than the problem.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 18, 2016 04:51 AM (d76uN)

847 Ampersands but no umlauts.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 18, 2016 04:50 AM (d76uN)


Really? I want to check:

üüüü

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 04:53 AM (zc3Db)

848 I used alt key combos for umlauts. Got black diamonds instead. The normal ampersand works again.

I'm not complaining.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 18, 2016 04:56 AM (d76uN)

849 842
I'm thinking the Kaepernick thing is just a version of rich mens guilt

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2016 04:42 AM

Or p*$$Y whipped by crazy Muslima girlfriend.

Posted by: Lester at September 18, 2016 04:56 AM (8USec)

850 I seen National Review has ditched it's comments section.

I guess the fops, dandies and CON-servatives that make up it's commentariet got tired of being smacked around like Ike beating Tina.


Posted by: Kreplach at September 18, 2016 04:57 AM (+lv+r)

851 I used alt key combos for umlauts. Got black diamonds instead.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 18, 2016 04:56 AM (d76uN)


Haste makes waste.

You have to get down and dirty with the unicode codes to be assured.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 05:00 AM (zc3Db)

852 ¿ ä

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 18, 2016 05:03 AM (d76uN)

853 I assumed, yeah I know, that unicode still worked. I was hoping Pixy fixed the rest of the stuff.

Black diamonds are forever!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 18, 2016 05:05 AM (d76uN)

854 Black diamonds are forever!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 18, 2016 05:05 AM (d76uN)


And pretty, too, but it would be nice if Pixy could convert the texts of the main posts so that the diamonds don't show up there. And it's really, really, really annoying when the site rejects stuff copied and pasted from the main post.

It's not as if it would take more than 20 minutes to fix this ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 05:09 AM (zc3Db)

855 Try alt 13 and see if you get a 500 error.

That's new to me.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 18, 2016 05:09 AM (d76uN)

856 I don't do alt-anythings. Never bothered with them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2016 05:13 AM (zc3Db)

857 Bombings in NYC, mass stabbings in Minnesota by jihadist.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2016 05:14 AM (8lPj5)

858 It is strange that a musical symbol would get a 500 error. The hamsters don't like music?




Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 18, 2016 05:15 AM (d76uN)

859 Heh. Trump's "sources." So, it seems the NYPD is slipping Trump useful info, such as on the bombing.

Being a friend to the boys in blue is paying off.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 18, 2016 05:15 AM (WlGX+)

860 I see the black diamond question marks when coping and pasting a comment somebody already copy and pasted

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2016 05:19 AM (8lPj5)

861 Test

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. ® at September 18, 2016 05:33 AM (d76uN)

862 850 I seen National Review has ditched it's comments section.

I guess
the fops, dandies and CON-servatives that make up it's commentariet got
tired of being smacked around like Ike beating Tina.


bwahaha. Nice death notice, NRO, but not nearly as good as the one for Ike (by the NY Post iirc)

Ike Beats Tina To Death

Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 18, 2016 05:34 AM (gyKtp)

863 The leaves ought to be changing so it should be pretty. I'm hoping to have some time to check out Boston.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2016 10:45 PM (F+tjU)

Park in one of the commuter lots and buy a day pass for any of the MBTA trains. Do NOT drive in Boston. Unless you have a subcompact rental car, and a belligerent attitude.

Posted by: Former Masshole at September 18, 2016 05:39 AM (iLoHX)

864 No one is talking about this..

At least eight people were taken to a hospital with injuries after a stabbing attack at a Minnesota shopping mall that ended with the suspected attacker, who reportedly made references to Allah, shot dead by an off-duty police officer, authorities said.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/sep/18/several-peope-injured-in-minnesota-mall-stabbings

Posted by: DC_Jane at September 18, 2016 05:39 AM (NtOxq)

865 Multiple people leaving similar explosive devices around NY and NJ. But its all coincidence.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2016 05:40 AM (8lPj5)

866 857 >> Bombings in NYC, mass stabbings in Minnesota by jihadist.

Skip. you're forgetting the bombing in NJ, the meat cleaver attack on a cop by a Pali in NYC, two Philly cops shot by a cop hater, two Dallas cops shot by who knows.

Just another weekend in TFG's Reign of Error.

Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 18, 2016 05:41 AM (gyKtp)

867 Posted by: DC_Jane at September 18, 2016 05:39 AM (NtOxq)

Nobody? You must mean what passes for the goober'mint controlled information ministry.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. « mtcmtmail= at September 18, 2016 05:41 AM (d76uN)

868 Posted by: DC Jane

Nobody? You must mean what passes for the goober'mint controlled information ministry.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. « mtcmtmail= at September 18, 2016 05:42 AM (d76uN)

869 More 500 errors. This pasting from a comment. The Hamsters convert to the ROP?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. « mtcmtmail= at September 18, 2016 05:43 AM (d76uN)

870 People have mentioned the stabbings. Not a peep from what passes for a media though.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 18, 2016 05:45 AM (d76uN)

871 Shelter in place

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at September 18, 2016 05:45 AM (0LQ4f)

872 Who, whats up???

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 18, 2016 05:46 AM (d76uN)

873 865 Multiple people leaving similar explosive devices around NY and NJ. But its all coincidence.
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2016 05:40 AM (8lPj5)
----------------
Everybody can see it was terrorism except for our so called betters.

Posted by: Catwrangler at September 18, 2016 05:46 AM (ue+Wr)

874 Hopefully VNN will sort it all out.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2016 05:46 AM (8lPj5)

875 Ok Pixy, I'm done playing with unicode, I promise.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 18, 2016 05:46 AM (d76uN)

876 A Iranian cyclist in the para Olympics died in a event crash I think, had sound down so not sure.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2016 05:48 AM (8lPj5)

877 I have Clinton News Network on to see if any coverage on F-1

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2016 05:50 AM (8lPj5)

878 Meanwhile in Chiraq shootings are waaay down this weekend so far. It seems that the local thugs have decided to practice their arson skillz this weekend instead, per ZH.

Diversity!

Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 18, 2016 05:51 AM (gyKtp)

879 emt is up

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Simply Deplorable. at September 18, 2016 05:53 AM (d76uN)

880 hello test

Posted by: OregonMuse at September 18, 2016 08:50 AM (1Ol9b)

881 love all those slow drivers that be playing pokemon, passing them on my bike.
If they hit me, I will own their life.

Posted by: talgus at September 18, 2016 04:13 PM (UaPF2)

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