Sunday Night Overnight Open Thread (9/18/16) [Mis. Hum.]

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So, what has happened with the NFL today? Unfortunately I've been travelling this weekend on family issues.


Unless you have been in a comma we all know about the Dallas police shootings of July 7th. ICYMI a Black Lives Matter rally was taking place in Dallas, TX. A lone gunman opened fire and killed 5 Dallas officers and wounded 2 civilians.


The NFL PR/Marketing Department failed miserably. While the Cowboys can't wear a sticker on their helmet. A certain backup quarterback can make statements concerning police with his clothing.

Normally the networks do not show the National Anthem ceremony. However, they have been since this little jerk Colin Kaepernick has been protesting the anthem and the USA. More ridiculous behavior today.


Take this Collin and all you other brain addled professional athletes.

Jeff Fisher is not a flashy coach. He's never won a Super Bowl. He came close once. While the NFL has gotten away from it's prime purpose-ENTERTAIN US WITHOUT POLITICAL DISCOURSE-Jeff Fisher has shown us he is a classy man. Thank you Coach Fisher.


So that's the NFL, what's happening at the collegiate level? We know that the NCAA and the ACC have punished the State of North Carolina for it's Trans-gendered Bathroom Law. An honest question or two for the NCAA. What will you do when the first man who is trapped in a woman's body wants to play Women's sports? Will you let a man with a penis in the women's locker room? Because you no longer have Women's athletics or Men's athletics. You have a freak show.


However, we need to meet Buzz Williams. Buzz Williams coached basketball at Marquette University from 2007-2014. He was criticized by in-state media for bringing in Junior College transfers. Hey, he's paid to win. He left Marquette for Virginia Tech where he is paid to win as well. But, here's something he also teaches besides the "x's" & "o's", he teaches respect for our flag and the men and women who protect this country. Thank you Coach Williams.



If the NFL and the NCAA are enough to drive you nuts with political correctness, there is more. Colleges are instructing incoming students about offensive language. What is the offensive language? Hey, you guys want to grab a pizza No, not the pizza but the "You guys". Good grief.


Since we are talking about Social Justice and all things goofed up with sex and gender. 36 questions for men from feminists. The questions are answered by a young lady. She certainly has her sh!t together. (WARNING: R-Rated language)


Murphy's Law: The Past Usually Catches Up. Or dirty is as dirty does.


The current ISIL leadership includes a lot of former al Qaeda men or trained officials and military officers who served Saddam Hussein. They joined Islamic terror groups after Saddam was overthrown in 2003 and applied their professional skills and corrupt habits to the service of al Qaeda. These leader apparently tried various techniques to control the corruption but they already knew that the culture (Middle Eastern Islam) that produced Islamic terrorists has been producing corrupt officials far longer and in much larger numbers. You can’t escape your cultural past, when telling the world you trying to replace it with something better.

Would you like to know how the F.B.I. hacked the San Bernardino's iPhone? So do several news organizations who have filed suit.

Interesting situation. We discussed this at length when the F.B.I. was attempting to compel Apple to give up their technology. Wonder what will happen now.


Here's an app that looks really interesting.

American flags raised in Iraq.

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Tomorrow is September 19th.220 years ago on September 19th, our country's first president bids farewell to the country. Along the way "our betters" did not study this address or forgot what was in it.

It is important, likewise, that the habits of thinking in a free country should inspire caution in those
entrusted with its administration, to confine themselves within their respective constitutional
spheres, avoiding in the exercise of the powers of one department to encroach upon another. The
spirit of encroachment tends to consolidate the powers of all the departments in one, and thus to
create, whatever the form of government, a real despotism.


Would Washington be appalled at today's government in Washington D.C.? Would he had said in his sophisticated way of speaking, WTF are you doing?


Some of us Morons have had surgery or multiple surgeries. If you have never had surgery or are having surgery in the near future here are some basics you need to know. Speaking from experience, take heed.


But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you better ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"


During September the USA has been hit by a multitude of hurricanes over the years. Some of them have been quite devastating. How to board up your home prior to the storm hitting.


5.7% for you, 94.3% for us they cackle. Clinton Slush Fund.


Most 8 years old are busy with video games, perhaps riding their bike in the neighborhood and a host of other things. Would they be thinking about other kids with cancer? Meet Thomas Moore an 8 year old who grew his hair for cancer patients.

Yes, Canada is a foreign country to us here in the U.S.A. However, for the most part we all speak English. Learn how to say KMA in Canadian. Once again, language you shouldn't use in front of curtain climbers.


Another classic rocker passes on. RIP Jerry Corbetta.


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Top 10 commenters:


1 [522 comments] 'Mike Hammer, etc., etc.' [73.28 posts/day]
2 [461 comments] 'Nevergiveup'
3 [458 comments] 'Vic We Have No Party'
4 [408 comments] 'rickb223'
5 [392 comments] 'Chi'
6 [381 comments] 'Jane D'oh, Proud Deplorable'
7 [376 comments] 'Lizzy'
8 [338 comments] 'Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable
9 [330 comments] 'Mr. Peebles'
10 [327 comments] 'chemjeff'


Top 10 sockpuppeteers:


1 [86 names] 'a T-Rex trying to rub one out' [12.07 unique names/day]
2 [71 names] 'Mike Hammer, etc., etc.'
3 [54 names] 'Scalia's Ghost'
4 [47 names] 'Don Q.'
5 [45 names] 'Colon Kraperdick'
6 [43 names] 'Count de Monet'
7 [39 names] 'Mortimer, deplorable'
8 [39 names] 'andycanuck'
9 [38 names] 'Bertram Cabot Jr.'
10 [32 names] 'The Political Hat'


Stats provided by Maetenloch


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1 Herro

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at September 18, 2016 10:04 PM (1JnAL)

2 Aloha!!!

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 10:04 PM (EzgxV)

3 Ha

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at September 18, 2016 10:04 PM (1JnAL)

4 Howdy all!!

Posted by: Beth M at September 18, 2016 10:05 PM (kiy9d)

5 Oh, my! -- we have a new Wall of Shame!!!

Posted by: George Takei at September 18, 2016 10:06 PM (EzgxV)

6 hey!


I was in here forever before I realized i was alone...

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2016 10:06 PM (It7Oy)

7 Unless you have been in a comma


No, I haven't been to Oxford, why do you ask?

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 18, 2016 10:06 PM (ar2KI)

8 The NFL will punish a player who makes a demonstration after the touchdown, but not one who makes a demonstration during the National Anthem

Posted by: josephistan at September 18, 2016 10:06 PM (7qAYi)

9 I live in an ampersand, not a comma.

Posted by: Gran at September 18, 2016 10:08 PM (lcUJ5)

10 Unless you have been in a comma

Cis-punctuation-ist!

Posted by: semi-colon identifying as a period at September 18, 2016 10:08 PM (uAvJJ)

11
Unless you have been in a comma

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 10:09 PM (IqV8l)

12 Can sombody explain what is the phony pretext the MSM is using to mock Trump for calling a bomb blowing up abombing? I don't get it and can't stand going to their sites to read their lies. It's like getting outraged for calling the sun coming up a sunrise.

Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2016 10:09 PM (NbRJx)

13 Here's a thing about sports commissioners - they exist for the owners, not the fans. Hence why they're almost universally loathed.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 18, 2016 10:09 PM (kumBu)

14 What's da matter? You don't like pizza?

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at September 18, 2016 10:09 PM (/O5Ax)

15 Unless you have been in a comma

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One of the best cars I ever had was a 96 Comma

Posted by: josephistan at September 18, 2016 10:09 PM (7qAYi)

16 11
Unless you have been in a comma

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 10:09 PM (IqV8l)

Ugh, no moar credit from the liquor store.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2016 10:10 PM (voOPb)

17 12
Can sombody explain what is the phony pretext the MSM is using to mock
Trump for calling a bomb blowing up abombing? I don't get it and can't
stand going to their sites to read their lies. It's like getting
outraged for calling the sun coming up a sunrise.


Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2016 10:09 PM (NbRJx)

They are just regurgitating their playbook from 2012 when Romney instantly called Benghazi an act of terrorism

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 10:11 PM (uAvJJ)

18 Hrmmm...

ONT right in the middle of a server change.

BRB, changing DNS stuff...

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 18, 2016 10:12 PM (vBeA5)

19
The diesel-like compression ignition in that 44 Mag video....... whoa. Never thought about that as a side effect, but it sure makes sense.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2016 10:13 PM (LuZz8)

20 Comma
Comma
Comma
Comma
Comma
Chameleon

Posted by: Boy George at September 18, 2016 10:13 PM (It7Oy)

21 And the NFL admitted that there were 16... SIXTEEEN!... bad calls against the Jags last week in their game against Green Bay.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 18, 2016 10:14 PM (SEXy3)

22 nice to see the posting numbers back

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 18, 2016 10:15 PM (XoldI)

23 Enough of this shit... Play the anthem before the pampered over paid assholes take the field... End of problem...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 18, 2016 10:15 PM (O2RFr)

24 A drywall hammer? Why a drywall hammer?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2016 10:16 PM (lDj6i)

25 My pet chameleon is named Comma.

He can disguise himself as an ampersand, too. But his favorites are hashtags. With bacon on the side.

/stonetrippin'


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 18, 2016 10:16 PM (v5iqM)

26 Howdy, ONT.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 18, 2016 10:17 PM (IMdxB)

27 I hope a lot of men suddenly find that they have always been women inside and start to play for the women's teams in the NCAA.


Do it for the scholarships!


Just remember, you're lesbian if you're ever visibly excited in the female showers. Just slap your penis down and giggly bend down and yell 'Bad man clit! I hate you so much!!"

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 18, 2016 10:18 PM (MHGhr)

28
Enough of this shit... Play the anthem before the pampered over paid assholes take the field... End of problem...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 18, 2016 10:15 PM (O2RFr)








Or the NFL could just grow some testicles and refuse to let their employees sabotage their businesses.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2016 10:18 PM (LuZz8)

29 Play the anthem before the pampered over paid assholes take the field... End of problem...

Posted by: deplorable donna at September 18, 2016 10:15 PM (O2RFr)

No. Change the collective bargaining agreement so that there is an automatic fine and suspension for any player not standing or otherwise disrespecting the flag or the anthem.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2016 10:18 PM (Zu3d9)

30 Unless you have been in a comma

Posted by: But I've been to Oklahoma... at September 18, 2016 10:19 PM (Mt8T4)

31 And I actually made it to the Wall of Shame. And it wasn't even summer. Hmm. Must rethink life priorities....

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 10:19 PM (uAvJJ)

32 Why don't you all just stick to baseball?

It's a white man's sport.

Posted by: Adam Jones at September 18, 2016 10:19 PM (It7Oy)

33 So, is there a name for a charity that only gives out 5.7% of money received other than fraud?

Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2016 10:19 PM (/O5Ax)

34 22 And the NFL admitted that there were 16... SIXTEEEN!... bad calls against the Jags last week in their game against Green Bay.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 18, 2016 10:14 PM (SEXy3)


The calls were correct.

Posted by: Mike Carey at September 18, 2016 10:19 PM (1JnAL)

35 diggs can play

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 18, 2016 10:20 PM (XoldI)

36 The "young lady rebuts SJWs" video is hilarious.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 18, 2016 10:20 PM (ar2KI)

37 Well, looky there.



Wall of Shame is back.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 18, 2016 10:21 PM (IMdxB)

38 That makes me all happy that Maetenloch is still doing stats for us. It makes me miss him slightly less.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 10:21 PM (6IPEM)

39 Protect my legacy, fellow Negroes of the African kind. Deny, deny, deny!

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 18, 2016 10:21 PM (J3phO)

40 That pipeline goes all the way to NY. ...just sayin'

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 18, 2016 10:21 PM (gjgWX)

41 Another day of boycotting the NFL (I boycotted the NCAA yesterday).

I went to church. Later I went to National Health Care (a nursing home) for a monthly Rosary. We moved it to a patient's room. The mother of an old gal that I know is there. She cannot get into a wheelchair. That is why we moved it to her room. She is over 90 years old. I thought she was napping briefly during one of the decades. But at the end, she thanked everyone for being there and doing that. She used to say two rosaries a day; one for her deceased husband and the other for whichever of the 44 children or grandchildren or great-grandchildren that needed it.

Yeah. Obama and Hillary are evil. The problem with the world is that there are not enough grandmothers to pray for us.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 18, 2016 10:22 PM (4+VII)

42 Okhoma, Ariziona,
What does it matter?

Posted by: But I've been to Oklahoma... at September 18, 2016 10:22 PM (Mt8T4)

43 Unless you have been in a comma

F**king Oxford bastards!

Posted by: University of Cambridge at September 18, 2016 10:23 PM (vBeA5)

44 Wall of Shame!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2016 10:23 PM (JO9+V)

45 So I'm looking at the Reuters poll map and they have VERMONT in red. I'm unable to check the actual #s.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 18, 2016 10:23 PM (BS8yt)

46 Hey, the foul-mouthed Canadian teacher taught in a small town I pass through on the way to my god-daughter's family.



That made me laugh. And her older sister is hoping to become a teacher in the area so maybe this will open up a slot.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 18, 2016 10:25 PM (MHGhr)

47 Bi-queens over Peckers, 10-7 in the 3rd.

Posted by: Hubris at September 18, 2016 10:25 PM (Mt8T4)

48 Top 10 sockpuppeteers:

10 [32 names] 'The Political Hat'

Stats provided by Maetenloch


Glass half empty: I'm slipping.

Glass half full: I'm too busy with real life.

Also, good to see Maetenloch hasn't dropped off the face of the Earth (though he's earned it).

Posted by: The Socking Hat at September 18, 2016 10:25 PM (vBeA5)

49 Campers only, eh?


Me and my camping buddy are working on it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 18, 2016 10:25 PM (IMdxB)

50 Vermont's colored in red because it'll likely go communist.

And the fall colors.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 18, 2016 10:25 PM (VxHD9)

51 NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell weighed in before
Sunday night's game between the Minnesota Vikings and visiting Green
Bay Packers, saying he was encouraged by the direction players were
taking their demonstrations.




This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Adm Josh Painter at September 18, 2016 10:26 PM (JO9+V)

52 So at about the Scharzchild-Willow Radius of the last thread, I asked a trivia question where the answer was Philip Michael Thomas, aka the other guy from Miami Vice. So that got me thinking - who is the ultimate "other guy"?

(Or "other girl" - haven't seen Amy Linker much since Square Pegs, have you? Whereas Barbaro Jessica Broderick has had quite a nice career)

My other nominees were -

Peter Scolari, aka the other guy from 'Bosom Buddies.'

Andrew Ridgeley, aka the other guy from Wham!

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 18, 2016 10:26 PM (kumBu)

53 So I'm looking at the Reuters poll map and they have VERMONT in red. I'm unable to check the actual #s.
Posted by: Make America Great Again


Would be nice to see prior prognosticators puke on their puckish pants profusely.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2016 10:27 PM (V3IFq)

54 Hey, the foul-mouthed Canadian teacher taught in a small town I pass through on the way to my god-daughter's family.



That made me laugh. And her older sister is hoping to become a teacher in the area so maybe this will open up a slot.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 18, 2016 10:25 PM (MHGhr)


Judging by the pic, she's a bit of a heifer. Otherwise, she'd be a good catch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 10:27 PM (Bvr/A)

55 " little jerk Colin Kaepernick"

I would not call him a little jerk.

He's a big dumb galoot of a jerk.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 10:27 PM (P8951)

56 Surgeons: My cardiologist does not interrupt me. He simply does not give me the opportunity to speak. He comes in tells me what is going on, what he's going to do and what I'm going to do. I think he is a reincarnation of Jack Webb or some other DI.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 18, 2016 10:27 PM (gjgWX)

57 At second 23 of the .44 magnum vid, there is a flash/small explosion in the gel block.
WTH was that?

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 18, 2016 10:28 PM (hVdx9)

58 "It's a white man's sport.

Posted by: Adam Jones at September 18, 2016 10:19 PM (It7Oy) "

Poof all the white guys out of the league, are you're going to have an awful lot of teams who suddenly have no QB, no kicker and no punter.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 18, 2016 10:28 PM (kumBu)

59 Tomi Lahren. I don't think I've ever witnessed an evisceration like that. It was so total that I feel guilty for enjoying it.

Well done, lass.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2016 10:28 PM (yddCj)

60 "Also, good to see Maetenloch hasn't dropped off the face of the Earth (though he's earned it)."




Agree. Good ol', Maety.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 18, 2016 10:29 PM (IMdxB)

61 nobody draws the foul better than the packer receivers

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 18, 2016 10:29 PM (XoldI)

62 I think most pro athletes and coaches are patriotic. But the NFL bigwigs and the broadcasters are PC liberals.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 10:29 PM (P8951)

63 >>Poof all the white guys out of the league, are you're going to have an awful lot of teams who suddenly have no QB, no kicker and no punter.


And no Coaches.

or, front offices.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2016 10:30 PM (It7Oy)

64
From http://mentalfloss.com/article/18997/why-do-we-sing-national-anthem-sporting-events

After America's entrance into World War I, Major League Baseball games often featured patriotic rituals, such as players marching in formation during pregame military drills and bands playing patriotic songs. During the seventh-inning stretch of game one of the 1918 World Series, the band erupted into "The Star-Spangled Banner."ť The Cubs and Red Sox players faced the centerfield flag pole and stood at attention. The crowd, already on their feet, began to sing along and applauded at the end of the song.

Given the positive reaction, the band played the song during the next two games, and when the Series moved to Boston, the Red Sox owner brought in a band and had the song played before the start of each remaining contest. After the war (and after the song was made the national anthem by a congressional resolution in 1931), the song continued to be played, but only on special occasions like opening day, national holidays and World Series games.

During World War II, baseball games again became venues for large-scale displays of patriotism, and technological advances in public address systems allowed songs to be played without a band. "The Star-Spangled Banner" was played before games throughout the course of the war, and by the time the war was over, the pregame singing of the national anthem had become cemented as a baseball ritual, after which it spread to other sports.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 10:30 PM (IqV8l)

65 I think that yellow dog is smarter than Roger Goodell.

Posted by: Ram A Lam A Ding Dong at September 18, 2016 10:30 PM (Sda6L)

66 Pete Carrol is not Patriotic.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2016 10:30 PM (It7Oy)

67 65 >>Poof all the white guys out of the league, are you're going to have an awful lot of teams who suddenly have no QB, no kicker and no punter.


And no Coaches.

or, front offices.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2016 10:30 PM (It7Oy)

Or people spending money on season tickets & box seats.

Posted by: josephistan at September 18, 2016 10:30 PM (7qAYi)

68 just fall on the ball fools

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 18, 2016 10:30 PM (XoldI)

69 And it wasn't even summer.

It's different I guess for Vic and chemistry teachers, but up here it's summer for about 3 more days, yet.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 18, 2016 10:31 PM (H5rtT)

70 Did anybody stay seated or take a knee at tonight's Packer-Viking game?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 10:31 PM (P8951)

71 67 I think that yellow dog is smarter than Roger Goodell.
Posted by: Ram A Lam A Ding Dong at September 18, 2016 10:30 PM (Sda6L)

The car's air freshener is smarter than Goodell

Posted by: josephistan at September 18, 2016 10:31 PM (7qAYi)

72 Jeff Fisher is one of the ex Golden Age Bears who went on to successfully coach...Ron Rivera, Jim Harbaugh, Mike Singletary, Doug Plank.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 18, 2016 10:31 PM (VxHD9)

73 So here is song dedication to Maetenloch. It was hard to come up with a song for him bc I think he is an accomplished guitar player and would be all judgey about my choice of music. You

Ritchie Blackmore on guitar. Lyrics don't quite work. There was no poison letter or telegram. Just that so sad goodbye ONT. I wish he would come back to do an ONT and ban me again.

http://youtu.be/1P17ct4e5OE

Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 10:32 PM (6IPEM)

74 Shorter Goodell: "Our ratings are not yet low enough/I like Poop."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2016 10:32 PM (OkKDg)

75 BEAN HIM!
Do. It.
Bean Papi!!!

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2016 10:32 PM (It7Oy)

76 At second 23 of the .44 magnum vid, there is a flash/small explosion in the gel block.
WTH was that?
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale


Hillary's spunk. After-fart. The last of US economic growth. Batman Vs. Superman's box office.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2016 10:32 PM (V3IFq)

77 72 Did anybody stay seated or take a knee at tonight's Packer-Viking game?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 10:31 PM (P8951)

i think everyone stood
but i was in a comma

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2016 10:32 PM (voOPb)

78 So I'm looking at the Reuters poll map and they have VERMONT in red. I'm unable to check the actual #s.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 18, 2016 10:23 PM (BS8yt)


Less than 100 respondants. They also have North Carolina going to Clinton, and Clinton ahead in Pennsylvanie and Ohio...

Posted by: The Polling Hat at September 18, 2016 10:32 PM (vBeA5)

79 64 So I'm looking at the Reuters poll map and they have VERMONT in red. I'm unable to check the actual #s.
Posted by: Make America Great Again

And Mary Cloggenstein falls over dead on election night and is eaten by her 30 cats.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 10:33 PM (P8951)

80 Bummer. Lost an auction on gun broker for gun parts.
Made the b*stard pay for it tho.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 18, 2016 10:33 PM (hVdx9)

81 "Or people spending money on season tickets box seats.

Posted by: josephistan at September 18, 2016 10:30 PM (7qAYi) "

Or - and perhaps most importantly - owners.

Take all the white guys out of the NFL and you'll have a lot of pissed off players who suddenly aren't getting paid.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 18, 2016 10:33 PM (kumBu)

82 Less than 100 respondents for a state poll? They'd get more accurate data by spinning a dreidel.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 18, 2016 10:33 PM (VxHD9)

83 Well, since it was proven that Granny Coughsandfallsalot and DWS conspired to take the nom awat from the Bern, I could see Vermont flipping Granny the bird.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, Deplorable and Irredeemable at September 18, 2016 10:29 PM (sG3vL)

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What will Mary Clogged Stain say?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 18, 2016 10:33 PM (BS8yt)

84 I've been framed. It was the cat, I know it was the cat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2016 10:35 PM (w/iDp)

85 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 18, 2016 10:35 PM (T/cxb)

86 I asked my neighbor, who had a grand mal seizure, if she was conscience at the time?


No. She was not. She came out of it not knowing where she was.

Scankles, clearly, is having too much fun.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 18, 2016 10:35 PM (4+VII)

87 If I were watching the game, I'd take a knee to say a Rosary for the Packers.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 10:35 PM (P8951)

88 It's like getting outraged for calling the sun coming up a sunrise.
Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2016 10:09 PM (NbRJx)


I can understand you believing that, but you have mistaken what you see for what is actually happening.

Many people believe the dawn is caused by the sun coming up in the morning, but they are wrong. The sun is not rising, the horizon is going down.

Posted by: Nibble degrassy Tybson - who has more followers than you at September 18, 2016 10:35 PM (lDj6i)

89 They'd get more accurate data by spinning a dreidel.

Clay or wood?

Posted by: Adriane the Construction Critic ... at September 18, 2016 10:35 PM (AoK0a)

90 "I think that yellow dog is smarter than Roger Goodell."


Every bit as competent....and a better personality.

Personality goes a long ways.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 18, 2016 10:35 PM (IMdxB)

91 90 If I were watching the game, I'd take a knee to say a Rosary for the Packers.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 10:35 PM (P8951

i have
and im lutheran
its about what i expected

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2016 10:36 PM (voOPb)

92 What will Mary Clogged Stain say?

Something incomprehensible.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 18, 2016 10:36 PM (T/cxb)

93 "Less than 100 respondents for a state poll? They'd get more accurate data by spinning a dreidel.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 18, 2016 10:33 PM (VxHD9) "

Shh - don't give away trade secrets.

Posted by: Gallup Pollster at September 18, 2016 10:36 PM (kumBu)

94 The people of the Great State of Vermont are too stupid to wake up and smell the coffee.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 18, 2016 10:36 PM (4+VII)

95 Less than 100 respondants. They also have North Carolina going to Clinton, and Clinton ahead in Pennsylvanie and Ohio...
Posted by: The Polling Hat at September 18, 2016 10:32 PM (vBeA5)

--------

But come on, Vermont in red is funny.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 18, 2016 10:36 PM (BS8yt)

96 Less than 100 respondents for a state poll? They'd get more accurate data by spinning a dreidel.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 18, 2016 10:33 PM (VxHD9)


A little mood music (in German):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmtxTgl84Z8

Posted by: The Clay Hat at September 18, 2016 10:36 PM (vBeA5)

97
"Scankles, clearly, is having too much fun."

She looked ready to keel over last night.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 10:36 PM (P8951)

98 Just saw an ad featuring a lot of women sporting VR goggles. They appeared...sated. Like they've been slaked, perchance.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 18, 2016 10:37 PM (U31ch)

99 Agree. Good ol', Maety.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 18, 2016 10:29 PM (IMdxB)


Appropriate accolades for Talk-Like-A-Pirate Eve!

Posted by: Gem at September 18, 2016 10:37 PM (uaHyk)

100 Oh, and thanx to NBC for publishing these fookers' Twatter accounts. Totes adorbs, yo.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 18, 2016 10:38 PM (U31ch)

101 i have ashtrays with more brains than goodell. he is a total lick knob. the only thing that will end his reign of idiocy will be when he starts costing owners money. phuck the nfl and their hispanic month celebration too. assholes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2016 10:38 PM (KP5rU)

102 My mother was a Methodist. She never converted to Catholicism after marrying my Catholic father. She would pray the Rosary.

Are Methodists Marianists?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 18, 2016 10:38 PM (4+VII)

103

If you went camping with some guys and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?

Posted by: Hitlery at September 18, 2016 10:39 PM (WVCC6)

104 Please Trump , please go to Brattleboro for a rally.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 18, 2016 10:39 PM (BS8yt)

105 They polled Larry, Darryl and Darryl.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 10:39 PM (IqV8l)

106 At last ...

Colin Kaepernick killed Jon Benet

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 18, 2016 10:39 PM (e8kgV)

107 Well, I just had a glass of wine (don't know what kind, came out of a box), and a tasty vodka straight. Because supper came from Popeyes and I had a gut rebellion. And you know what? Now I feel fine. Is there anything alcohol can't do? Tomorrow will be different of course.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2016 10:40 PM (zLDYs)

108 "the only thing that will end his reign of idiocy will be when he starts costing owners money."

That is happening now. The end could be soon.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 18, 2016 10:40 PM (4+VII)

109 Less than 100 respondents for a state poll? They'd get more accurate data by spinning a dreidel.

Too Jewish.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at September 18, 2016 10:40 PM (OkKDg)

110 If you went camping with some guys and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?

Posted by: Hitlery at September 18, 2016 10:39 PM (WVCC6)

No, but I would quit drinking.....and camping.

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2016 10:40 PM (9RGU3)

111 "If you went camping with some guys and woke up with a condom in your butt, "



What did you do with your pants?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 18, 2016 10:41 PM (IMdxB)

112 BTW Trump did hold a rally in Vermont during the primaries.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 18, 2016 10:42 PM (BS8yt)

113 "Less than 100 respondents for a state poll? They'd get more accurate data by spinning a dreidel. "

Must have called DNC state headquarters.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2016 10:42 PM (JSovD)

114 peterson dinged up

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 18, 2016 10:42 PM (XoldI)

115 OK, so I needed new sheets and I wanted nice ones, so I went on Amazon and saw a set of 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton ones - regular $240 for $60. I washed them yesterday before sleeping on them for the first time. I'm rather disappointed. I was expecting luxurious soft sheets, but they're so heavy, they feel almost like canvas.

Can anybody speak from experience and tell me if they need a few washings before they soften up?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 10:42 PM (P8951)

116 Camping.

30 years ago, I decided that I would rather drive a sports car and stay at the lodge.



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 18, 2016 10:42 PM (4+VII)

117 Colin Kaepernick killed Jon Benet
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 18, 2016 10:39 PM (e8kgV)

After some admittedly hasty math, he would have been -2 years old, at least. So, yeah, totally calling your bluff.

*does idiot linebacker dance*

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 18, 2016 10:43 PM (U31ch)

118

Wolf Bitzer says my ass tastes great!

Even better than Colon Krapondick's... and Wolfie otta know!

Posted by: Hitlery at September 18, 2016 10:43 PM (WVCC6)

119 As I said above, the real job of the commish of a given sport is to keep the owners in line and happy - if NFL owners are really losing money, Goodell is fried, period.

Fans bitched about Selig for years, but owners were making record revenues. The commish only needs to have 30 (or 32 - or 31 for Bettman, I suppose, once Vegas has their team?) people on his side; and if they're not, he won't last long.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 18, 2016 10:43 PM (kumBu)

120
At second 23 of the .44 magnum vid, there is a flash/small explosion in the gel block.

WTH was that?

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 18, 2016 10:28 PM (hVdx9)







Compression ignition of the air as the gel block contracts. Like a fire piston.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_piston

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2016 10:44 PM (LuZz8)

121 Donna,

You got a set of flannel sheets. Save them for a cold Winter night.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 18, 2016 10:44 PM (4+VII)

122 He would have been 8 years old I believe.

Posted by: TickledPink at September 18, 2016 10:44 PM (F5hTl)

123 From the history "doesn't repeat, it rhymes dept." The way the media is attacking Trump because he uttered the word "bomb" before they had a chance to craft a narrative reminds me of how everyone crapped on Romney in '12 because he mentioned Benghazi before the president.
They really do use the same plays over and over...

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2016 10:44 PM (8HGb7)

124 102 My mother was a Methodist. She never converted to Catholicism after marrying my Catholic father. She would pray the Rosary.

Are Methodists Marianists?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 18, 2016 10:38 PM (4+VII)

No.

Sounds like she was hedging her bets

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 10:44 PM (P8951)

125 You got a set of flannel sheets. Save them for a cold Winter night.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 18, 2016 10:44 PM (4+VII)

No, they are not flannel.

I already have a set of flannel sets.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 10:45 PM (P8951)

126 Can anybody speak from experience and tell me if they need a few washings before they soften up?

Posted by: DonnaV.deplorably brandishing
ampersandsso there at September 18, 2016 10:42 PM
(P8951)

I bought some high $$ sheets a few months ago.....been washed at least 10-15 times....still don't much like 'em.

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2016 10:46 PM (9RGU3)

127

I love my silk sheets, but they are slick! I gotta keep Huma strapped in, head down, or she squirts across the room like a watermelon seed out of a redneck...

Posted by: Hitlery at September 18, 2016 10:46 PM (WVCC6)

128 My grandfather was Methodist. His dad made my Quaker grandmother promise he would be buried Methodist. Yeah, didn't happen.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2016 10:46 PM (mxCgt)

129 12 Can sombody explain what is the phony pretext the MSM is using to mock Trump for calling a bomb blowing up abombing? I don't get it and can't stand going to their sites to read their lies. It's like getting outraged for calling the sun coming up a sunrise.
Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2016 10:09 PM (NbRJx)


Easy. Hillary isn't doing well in the polls so the MSM is upping their Trump bashing.

8 years ago i would flip from one news show to another, CNN, CNNHeadline News, MSNBC, FN, ABC News, CBS News, NBC News. I tune in to Fox News once in awhile, the others NEVER. I just don't give a shit about anything any of them have to say. Same with the newspapers.
Hillary is their gal and they're going to do whatever they can to get her elected.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2016 10:46 PM (+lVUW)

130 Well, Vermont USED to be solid red. It was the only state that never voted for FDR, for instance. But that was a long time ago.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 10:46 PM (uAvJJ)

131 >>>Once again, language you shouldn't use in front of curtain climbers.

Hey, I'ma gonna say what I'ma gonna say. If the kittehs don't like it, they can go pound kitty litter.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 18, 2016 10:46 PM (R+30W)

132 Are Methodists Marianists?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 18, 2016 10:38 PM (4+VII)


Generally, no. Actually, emphatically no. (This was considered odd when I attended an all Catholic school for a short while.)

Methodism is the soul of reform churches, and, taking its tenets from Wycliffe on down, it sought to address God in his various forms directly without intercession. (well, other than Jesus, but that is supposed to be different)

The punch line "shut up I'm talking to your Mom" is meaningless if it takes place in a Methodist church

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2016 10:46 PM (lDj6i)

133 122 He would have been 8 years old I believe.
Posted by: TickledPink at September 18, 2016 10:44 PM (F5hTl)

Noted. Like I said, shitty math.

*moves on to home of record information*

*mutters about car-pooling drive times, willingness of Mom to alter schedule, etc.*

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 18, 2016 10:47 PM (U31ch)

134 bradford to diggs td

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 18, 2016 10:47 PM (XoldI)

135 Vikings are playing well well.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 18, 2016 10:48 PM (IMdxB)

136 And Bradford is doing strangely well.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 18, 2016 10:48 PM (IMdxB)

137 Can somebody explain what is the phony pretext the MSM is using to mock Trump for calling a bomb blowing up a bombing?

Because it's devastating to my case!

Posted by: Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar at September 18, 2016 10:48 PM (mxCgt)

138 bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 18, 2016 10:49 PM (GdFQh)

139 bradford looking very good

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 18, 2016 10:49 PM (XoldI)

140 Funny thing. My Methodist uncle (brother of my mother) married a Catholic woman. All my cousins were raised Catholic. My uncle would go the the Methodist Church (but not every Sunday). I thought my mother's family was anti-Catholic. I could not be more wrong.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 18, 2016 10:49 PM (4+VII)

141 >>>>Noted. Like I said, shitty math.

Your math
My spelling

Nice club we have

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2016 10:50 PM (voOPb)

142 If Hillary wins will the media still treat her with reverence?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 10:50 PM (IqV8l)

143 At second 23 of the .44 magnum vid, there is a flash/small explosion in the gel block.

WTH was that?

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 18, 2016 10:28 PM (hVdx9)







Compression ignition of the air as the gel block contracts. Like a fire piston.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_piston


Posted by: IllTemperedCur
****
Yowza. Thank you.
I bow to your superior knowledge.
Learn something new every day...forget something old everyday...

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 18, 2016 10:50 PM (hVdx9)

144 Bradford looks good. Right guy at the right time? I hated seeing Bridgewater get hurt, and to learn just how dire his injury really is.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 18, 2016 10:50 PM (U31ch)

145 130 Well, Vermont USED to be solid red. It was the only state that never voted for FDR, for instance. But that was a long time ago.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 10:46 PM (uAvJJ)

That's when it was populated by flinty, tightwad Yankees - like Calvin Coolidge for instance. They've been replaced by Mary Cloggensteins. I think a lot of lib Yuppies moved there from NY and Mass. in the 1980's.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 10:50 PM (P8951)

146 142 If Hillary wins will the media still treat her with reverence?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 10:50 PM (IqV8l)

Yes, and a bear will also take reading material into the woods.

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2016 10:51 PM (Z56vq)

147 No Mary, no Jesus.

Posted by: Zombie Saint Teresa of Calcutta at September 18, 2016 10:51 PM (4+VII)

148 well friday was interesting
birthday celebration
jim beam sampling at club
dj at bar up the street bought drinks
full moon out
some asshole who none of us seen before is correction officer brags he knows police chief etc marine vet starts fight with all us regulars by knocking a guys make america great again hat off his head getting in cops face the the asshole calls police chief on private line 130 in the morning alls good we all heard the cop tell him as a co and vet he should know better and his boss is getting a call first thing in the morning oh and he is barred from bar for life oh and he came close to getting his ass kicked by off duty female bartender that was there with her husband only thing i'm dissapointed in was they didnt tase him when he left then started yelling shit from across the street

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at September 18, 2016 10:51 PM (FgX8W)

149 139 bradford looking very good
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 18, 2016 10:49 PM (XoldI)

That is not good news.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 10:51 PM (P8951)

150 Compression ignition of the air as the gel block contracts. Like a fire piston.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_piston

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2016 10:44 PM (LuZz


The air itself would not ignite, but I expect the passage of the bullet through the gel vaporized a small part of it, which then combusted when the air that trailed in after the bullet was compressed by the rebounding gel. Definitely smoke, as one would expect from partially-burned hydrocarbons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 10:51 PM (Bvr/A)

151 Lots of deplorables in Vermont. Somebody already mentioned Larry, Daryl, and Daryl. Inn owners unable to reproduce, handymans, blue blood housekeepers, etc.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 18, 2016 10:51 PM (BS8yt)

152 Well, Vermont USED to be solid red. It was the only state that never voted for FDR, for instance. But that was a long time ago.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 10:46 PM (uAvJJ)


IIRC, Patrick Leahy is still the only Democrat to have ever won a Senate seat in Vermont...

Also, the GOP has a good chance of picking up the Governorship.

Posted by: The Green Mountain Hat at September 18, 2016 10:51 PM (vBeA5)

153 36 The "young lady rebuts SJWs" video is hilarious.
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 18, 2016 10:20 PM (ar2KI)


I stopped part way through because I was missing the ont, but there is a part in the middle where she asks if these women had ever talked to actual men, then she gives her version of what these SJW's imagine male conversation to be. Funny as hell.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2016 10:53 PM (+lVUW)

154 No Mary, no Jesus.
Posted by: Zombie Saint Teresa of Calcutta at September 18, 2016 10:51 PM (4+VII)

what about the Chain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=470HnRobKLc

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2016 10:53 PM (lDj6i)

155 drat

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2016 10:53 PM (lDj6i)

156 Also, the GOP has a good chance of picking up the Governorship.

Posted by: The Green Mountain Hat at September 18, 2016 10:51 PM (vBeA5)

Yeah I read that too. Huh.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2016 10:53 PM (uAvJJ)

157 Reading about the foul-mouthed teacher.....I wonder how her achievement scores measured up? Wouldn't you want people that you cared about to have R. Lee Ermey as a DI if it substantially improved their chances of coming back [and, yes, I know he was playing a part]?




I know that when the fiancee and I took Hank Ketel's SCUBA class, we welcomed every bit of difficult training because we wanted to be prepared for anything we encountered in the real world. We did practice surf exits at Monastery Beach -- which, on average, kills someone once a year. I crawled out and just laid panting for five minutes above the surf line, went home and popped Motrins. We have only rarely missed being the safest divers in any group.




If the teacher has stellar academic accomplishments among her students, I don't see a problem with telling them to "grow some balls" or "lick me where I fart" in the process.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 10:54 PM (EzgxV)

158 I love my silk sheets, but they are slick! I gotta keep Huma strapped in, head down, or she squirts across the room like a watermelon seed out of a redneck...
Posted by: Hitlery


Ok, you made me laugh.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2016 10:54 PM (V3IFq)

159 IIRC, Patrick Leahy is still the only Democrat to have ever won a Senate seat in Vermont...

Posted by: The Green Mountain Hat at September 18, 2016 10:51 PM (vBeA5)

Right. They elected an out and out Socialist as their other Senator.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 10:54 PM (P8951)

160 There has been a big stink about counterfeit Egyptian cotton sheets lately. First, the Egyptians did the math and realized that the amount of Egyptian cotton sheets coming out of one Pakistani mill was greater than Egypt's whole year's harvest. Then, it turns out that a number plus "TC" or other various abbrevs does not necessarily mean "thread count." To be sure, you have to see the actual words Thread.Count. in the product description. And even at that, there is a lot of bogus product knocking around right now. Walmart hardest hit, but it's all over.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 18, 2016 10:54 PM (H5rtT)

161 The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.

*****

Use catastrophe in a sentence:


"That is the cat's pajamas."


(tee hee)

Posted by: Muldoon, still deplorable after all these years at September 18, 2016 10:54 PM (wPiJc)

162 Camping.

30 years ago, I decided that I would rather drive a sports car and stay at the lodge.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo of the Basket of Deplorables at September 18, 2016 10:42 PM (4+VII)

Some years ago me in a tent with the wife, the dog, a bottle of CC, life was good. The weather changed, the wind, then the sleet, 18 degrees, and cold.
Went outside for a little relief and looking across the way at another campsite is a big FMC.
Looking inside through the big picture window was this fellow in a t-shirt, jogging shorts and sock feet propped up on the kitchen table, beer in hand and the wife serving sandwiches.

Turntable arm scratches across the vinyl.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 18, 2016 10:54 PM (gjgWX)

163 well friday was interesting
birthday celebration
jim beam sampling at club
dj at bar up the street bought drinks
full moon out
some asshole who none of us seen before is correction officer brags he knows police chief etc marine vet starts fight with all us regulars by knocking a guys make america great again hat off his head getting in cops face the the asshole calls police chief on private line 130 in the morning alls good we all heard the cop tell him as a co and vet he should know better and his boss is getting a call first thing in the morning oh and he is barred from bar for life oh and he came close to getting his ass kicked by off duty female bartender that was there with her husband only thing i'm dissapointed in was they didnt tase him when he left then started yelling shit from across the street
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at September 18, 2016 10:51 PM (FgX8W)


so...you haven't been in a comma and you're not on your period....

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 18, 2016 10:56 PM (oAY8z)

164 best plays for the packers so far are when they draw the interference flag

end of 3rd vikings 17-7

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 18, 2016 10:56 PM (XoldI)

165 Someone misspelled WHISKY in the sidebar.

*ducks*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 10:56 PM (21hN3)

166 Yeah Bradford can look good the problem is that he's got a durability in line with RGknee and Tony OhNo.

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2016 10:57 PM (6jG1R)

167 everyone crapped on Romney in '12 because he mentioned Benghazi before the president.
-----------------
It was because Romney called it 'terrorism'. Obama said that he was 'shooting from the hip'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2016 10:57 PM (w/iDp)

168 "To be sure, you have to see the actual words Thread.Count. in the product description"

Mine say "1000 Thread Count" They're heavier than hell. Just not all that soft.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 10:57 PM (P8951)

169 @36 The "young lady rebuts SJWs" video is hilarious.
----------------

Yup.

Too bad she's a lefty. I think I'll see what else she might have posted. But if she's put anything else up, I suspect I won't be as keen about it.

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2016 10:58 PM (nsZ+m)

170

All,

We continue to struggle in Hitlery's colon, making only slow progress each day. We currently are only half way up the descending branch and face tough challenges. The Prep was utterly inadequate and steaming pools of worm filled filth, gaping diverticulitis pits and oozing irritable bowel patches are a constant hazard.

Nevertheless, we all agree that Hitlery's colon smells and tastes great. The luminescent fungi raise our spirits, and the legless skinks are amusing, although bitey.

Will send out another message with the next available steamer,

Yours v/r,

Hitlery's Colon PIO, 2016 Team

Posted by: MFM Hitlery Colon Expedition 2016 at September 18, 2016 10:58 PM (WVCC6)

171 Posted by: jimmytheclaw at September 18, 2016 10:51 PM (FgX8W)



Friday night's alright for fightin'

Get a little action in . . .

Posted by: Sir Elton at September 18, 2016 10:58 PM (JO9+V)

172 "There has been a big stink about counterfeit Egyptian cotton sheets
lately. First, the Egyptians did the math and realized that the amount
of Egyptian cotton sheets coming out of one Pakistani mill was greater
than Egypt's whole year's harvest."

Are you seriously implying here that Pah-keeh-stan, as our esteemed President calls it, is full of unapologetically lying shitheels? Pull the other one!

"Then, it turns out that a number plus 'TC' or other various abbrevs does not necessarily mean 'thread count.'"

Also, "long staple" cotton ain't necessarily either.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2016 10:59 PM (noWW6)

173
i think everyone stood
but i was in a comma
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2016 10:32 PM (voOPb)

You were in a comma MH? That gives me pause.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 18, 2016 10:59 PM (s7hQ/)

174 It was because Romney called it 'terrorism'. Obama said that he was 'shooting from the hip'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2016 10:57 PM (w/iDp)

Yeah, Obama also said "the 80's called and want their foreign policy back" and the libs thought that was a hoot because silly Mitt was worried about the Russians.

Now it's "Trump loves Putin!! Russia is a massive threat!!"

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 10:59 PM (P8951)

175 84
I've been framed. It was the cat, I know it was the cat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2016 10:35 PM (w/iDp)




https://youtu.be/EPeMv0ykuN8?t=47s

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 11:00 PM (EzgxV)

176 What's really funny is the Reuters map shows current delegate count and it's neck and neck but Vermont puts Trump over the top!

Bwahahahahaha

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 18, 2016 11:00 PM (BS8yt)

177 "Some years ago me in a tent with the wife, the dog, a bottle of CC, life was good. "


Dry tent camping is good and fun so long as the weather is predictable and cooperative.


I'll be camping again the end of this week and it'll be tent camping but nothing other than some T-storms possible as of now.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 18, 2016 11:00 PM (IMdxB)

178 I've been on the Sam Bradford bandwagon since before he was drafted, even when it's been not particularly good to be a Bradford fan.

Even when things looked bad, I was the lone defender, talking about how talented I knew he was.

Glad to see my faith pay off, even just a little.

Posted by: TickledPink at September 18, 2016 11:01 PM (F5hTl)

179 You were in a comma MH? That gives me pause.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 18, 2016 10:59 PM (s7hQ/)

*Checks &&&&& carefully*

Nope, I don't see any 'rons there.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 11:01 PM (P8951)

180 Vermont has a special place in my heart - honeymooned there some time ago - it's nice - but weird.

We stayed at the Von Trapp Family Lodge in Stowe one night - very nice.

We toured the Ben & Jerry's factory - this was before Unilever bought them - the tour guide said the company needed a CEO and filled it with an essay contest. That didn't work.

Since then, we visited Middlebury. That town just plain gave me the creeps - nothing I can pinpoint.

Vergennes is small but nice.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 18, 2016 11:01 PM (aMX+s)

181 If Romney had acted like a man instead of a submissive he would have won.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 18, 2016 11:02 PM (gjgWX)

182 Unless you have been in a comma
Better than being trapped in a colon.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2016 11:02 PM (LdMbv)

183 rogers does his thing

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 18, 2016 11:03 PM (XoldI)

184 120

At second 23 of the .44 magnum vid, there is a flash/small explosion in the gel block.


WTH was that?



Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 18, 2016 10:28 PM (hVdx9)








Compression ignition of the air as the gel block contracts. Like a fire piston.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_piston


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2016 10:44 PM (LuZz


I was very impressed by the amount of internal scrambling going on for such small entrance and exit holes.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 11:04 PM (EzgxV)

185 Better than being trapped in a colon.

Ah-hah, that's where that previous diatribe came from. Quite a riff.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2016 11:04 PM (OLNwX)

186 "Better than being trapped in a colon."


Or a semi-colon even.

*shivers*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 18, 2016 11:05 PM (IMdxB)

187 @181 If Romney had acted like a man instead of a submissive he would have won.
-----------------

Everyone was talking about the great snarks coming out of the Romney camp early on. Things like saying, "At least he didn't *eat* the dog," when the press went after him for traveling with his dog on the car roof.

That ended with the second debate, though.

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2016 11:05 PM (nsZ+m)

188 I'd never seen the Virginia Tech video but I read about Coach Williams doing that last season. He did it because he was irritated that his players were not giving the anthem enough respect. I bet he got their attention. Good for you Coach.

Posted by: RustyG at September 18, 2016 11:05 PM (1Mft0)

189 Semicomma

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 11:05 PM (IqV8l)

190 I might one day, when the kids are out of the house, surprise my wife with a Christmas trip to Vermont, since White Christmas is her favorite Christmas movie.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 18, 2016 11:05 PM (BS8yt)

191 >>"Better than being trapped in a colon."


It's roomy in here.

Posted by: Bartolo Colon's Lunch at September 18, 2016 11:06 PM (It7Oy)

192 171 Posted by: jimmytheclaw at September 18, 2016 10:51 PM (FgX8W)



Friday night's alright for fightin'

Get a little action in . . .

Posted by: Sir Elton at September 18, 2016 10:58 PM (JO9+V)

i watch let the young uns do the fighting

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at September 18, 2016 11:06 PM (FgX8W)

193 I have no recollection of my comments last night regarding the NYC bombing. Seriously, where am I???!!!???

Posted by: Illary Clinton at September 18, 2016 11:06 PM (Jh20h)

194 The hurricane prep thread says, for securing plywood over windows, "use galvanized pan head screws" for wooden houses.

I personally would use hex-head (not Allen hex recess) lag screws. Of named and reputable make. I would then, under the head of the screw, stack successively larger washers "wedding cake" style. Spread those loads.

Plug the screw holes when the plywood comes off. Hurricane country is typically humid. Don't give rot an easy starting point.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2016 11:07 PM (noWW6)

195
Mary Cloggenstein falls over dead on election night and is eaten by her 30 cats.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 10:33 PM (P8951)
-----------------

As interpreted by Chris Cohen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cSKNMHS2xA

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 18, 2016 11:07 PM (5o5ek)

196 So, I've gone back and forth on the JonBenet case several times in my life. More than several.

But, for the past decade or so, I've been firmly on the side of "random intruder" did it.

But, gosh dang it, now that it's back in the public sphere, I'm starting to lean back toward someone in the family doing it.

Posted by: TickledPink at September 18, 2016 11:07 PM (F5hTl)

197 Better than being trapped in a colon.

That I'd stand up for.

Posted by: Colon Kaepernick at September 18, 2016 11:07 PM (mBYZv)

198 You were in a comma MH? That gives me pause.
Posted by: Northernlurker at September 18, 2016 10:59 PM (s7hQ/

Poking fun at myself for goofing up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2016 11:08 PM (voOPb)

199 Big flag there, essentially took 3pt off the board. Coaches aren't gonna like that

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2016 11:08 PM (ngn8T)

200 Amanda Knox killed Jon Benet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2016 11:08 PM (mBYZv)

201 115 OK, so I needed new sheets and I wanted nice ones, so I went on Amazon and saw a set of 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton ones - regular $240 for $60. I

1000 count seems like overkill. Do you normally buy sheets like that?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2016 11:08 PM (+lVUW)

202 Since then, we visited Middlebury. That town just plain gave me the creeps - nothing I can pinpoint.

Vergennes is small but nice.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 18, 2016 11:01 PM (aMX+s)


Brattleboro must be the vermontiform appendix.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 11:09 PM (Bvr/A)

203 The last time I went camping, we stayed in the Tent Cabins in Curry Village in Yosemite valley. I think my kids had a good time.

A few years later we stayed in a real cabin there. Just wonderful.

I have never stayed at the Ahwahnee. That would be a treat.


Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo of the Baskets at September 18, 2016 11:09 PM (4+VII)

204 Judging by the pic, she's a bit of a heifer. Otherwise, she'd be a good catch.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 10:27 PM


Given you Canuckistanians are some of the world leaders in cow tipping, is this a problem?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2016 11:09 PM (OF/aZ)

205 Plug the screw holes when the plywood comes off. Hurricane country is typically humid. Don't give rot an easy starting point.

*****

**furiously scribbles notes**

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 18, 2016 11:09 PM (wPiJc)

206 If it weren't for the number of weirdos and grifters hanging around the Mormon Church in Utah, not everywhere just in Zion, Id go family too.

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2016 11:11 PM (ngn8T)

207 seems the fbi grabbed 5 in nyc bombings breaking now

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at September 18, 2016 11:11 PM (FgX8W)

208 I bet he got their attention. Good for you Coach.

That was pretty good.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2016 11:11 PM (OLNwX)

209 1000 thread count is the way to go, also make sure it's good quality.

My one piece of advice in life is not to skimp on the bed, get a Beautirest and good sheets, go through pillows until you find the right one, etc.

It's worth the investment and your quality of life will go up.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 18, 2016 11:12 PM (BS8yt)

210 142 If Hillary wins will the media still treat her with reverence?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 10:50 PM (IqV8l)


Your answer lies in how the media treats BHO.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac and Irredeemable at September 18, 2016 11:13 PM (1JnAL)

211 Good night

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 18, 2016 11:13 PM (BS8yt)

212 >>seems the fbi grabbed 5 in nyc bombings breaking now


That hard part is going to be establishing Intent.

Posted by: James Comey at September 18, 2016 11:14 PM (It7Oy)

213 Maybe he better keep taking the knee..they lost today...good.

Posted by: Bev at September 18, 2016 11:15 PM (I1lZ5)

214 Just remember, you're lesbian if you're ever visibly excited in the female showers. Just slap your penis down and giggly bend down and yell 'Bad man clit! I hate you so much!!"


Slap it until it pukes!

Posted by: Not Tonight at September 18, 2016 11:15 PM (zIyYY)

215 Well jeeze MAGA, the lady bought Egyptian cotton at 1000 thread count, and she's unhappy with the result. Do you have any other clues about how to find "good quality"?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 18, 2016 11:15 PM (H5rtT)

216 >>seems the fbi grabbed 5 in nyc bombings breaking now





That hard part is going to be establishing Intent.

Posted by: James Comey at September 18, 2016 11:14 PM (It7Oy)


2nd hardest will be securing their residences for evidence.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2016 11:15 PM (JO9+V)

217 seems the fbi grabbed 5 in nyc bombings breaking now

Guys, you couldn't wait until Friday to do that?

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 18, 2016 11:15 PM (OLNwX)

218 turnover

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 18, 2016 11:16 PM (XoldI)

219 OT, the next missive from my letter-writing friend (let's call him Maury Clogginstein), sent to the NY Times, without comment:

"Why We Should Elect Hillary Clinton" - September 18, 2016

I've spent the past six months writing letters-to-the-editor (a few published), mainly blasting Donald Trump and his lying, racist, and bigoted campaign for president. Hillary Clinton has been pilloried, persecuted, prosecuted and pummeled by the press for over three decades, so it is no small wonder that she has become ultra-protective of her privacy. Clinton is the most qualified candidate to seek the Oval Office in my lifetime. She has served the country well as First Lady, two-term Senator from New York, and as arguably the busiest Secretary of State ever. Most importantly, Hillary Clinton has stood up for those who have not been as fortunate in America. She has fought for women's rights, children's rights, LGBT rights, the environment, and for quality affordable health care for all Americans. There are many reasons NOT to vote for Trump, but many more good reasons to vote for Clinton.

Posted by: Slash_buzz at September 18, 2016 11:16 PM (Efl1C)

220 He made me do push-ups until I puked.


Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo of the Baskets at September 18, 2016 11:16 PM (4+VII)

221 Semicolons are easier to get out of.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2016 11:16 PM (LdMbv)

222 Bwhahahahahaha!

GUY: Hillary for Prison!
HILLARY: Let's make it happen!

blob:https://vine.co/908f8825-f615-4153-9cfb-9527c6e2e462

Posted by: RGallegos at September 18, 2016 11:16 PM (59GQk)

223 @Donna

Guide to Buying Sheets

http://www.hgtv.com/design/rooms/
bedrooms/guide-to-buying-sheets

They say that thread count isn't necessarily all that.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 18, 2016 11:16 PM (R+30W)

224 So. I just read that to date this administration has allowed 680,000 Muzzies into the country. (Brietbart)
They'll never leave.
I always the 10% factor with general populations. This means if just 10% of these people hate us, that's 68,000. Now let's assume 10% of these folks REALLY hate us. That's 6,800.
That's a brigade of infantry that truly hate us.
How many citizens are these people going to kill?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2016 11:17 PM (0tfLf)

225 Workplace computer with blocking software that's not working, ManWithNoParty?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2016 11:17 PM (LdMbv)

226 Dear Hillary,

Yeah you work so hard. But what have you accomplished?


Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo of the Baskets at September 18, 2016 11:18 PM (4+VII)

227 Since we are talking about Social Justice and all things goofed up with sex and gender. 36 questions for men from feminists. The questions are answered by a young lady. She certainly has her sh!t together. (WARNING: R-Rated language)


I felt old watching it (she's really young). She was amusing and cute in a emo way. I have to admit, one of those feminists she was rightfully mocking had a most excellent rack. Didn't even pay attention to what she was saying. Her boobies moved in a rather pleasant way while she was talking.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2016 11:18 PM (hH8s1)

228 One more time, hope it works because this is hilarious. If not google, "Hillary for prison video"

https://vine.co/v/i1jQFxVOPhF

Posted by: RGallegos at September 18, 2016 11:18 PM (59GQk)

229 Maybe he better keep taking the knee..they lost today...good.

Cam Newton oppressed the shit out of him. Couldn't get on the field until it was time to head for the locker room.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2016 11:19 PM (OLNwX)

230 Did they put Make America Great Again Hats on them for the Perp walk?

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2016 11:20 PM (ngn8T)

231
Everyone was talking about the great snarks coming out of the Romney camp early on. Things like saying, "At least he didn't *eat* the dog," when the press went after him for traveling with his dog on the car roof.

That ended with the second debate, though.


Posted by: junior at September 18, 2016 11:05 PM (nsZ+m)



Which is pretty pathetic. Because that second debate is where the argument came to naval strength and Obama doing that "saying we need as many ships as we did a hundred years ago is like saying we should still use horses and bayonets" or whatever idiocy he said. How fucking easy it could have been for Romney to shoot back with "Well despite your claims in 2008 to be able to lower the sea levels the oceans are just as big today as they were 100 years ago."

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2016 11:20 PM (bMG0w)

232 @229 Oh god this isn't the tranny, is it? Or maybe they all are? Do they have their own UTube channel?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 18, 2016 11:20 PM (H5rtT)

233 No Mary, no Jesus?
Excuse me?
I think you're forgetting one little thing.
That little baby lying in the manger was the great I AM and is the uncaused cause.
You may now return to your human worship.

Posted by: teej at September 18, 2016 11:20 PM (02ckt)

234 "Most importantly, Hillary Clinton has stood up for those who have not
been as fortunate in America. She has fought for women's rights,
children's rights, LGBT rights, the environment, and for quality
affordable health care for all Americans."

The late Christopher Hitchens was fond of noting the discrepancy between the Clintons' later desperate attempts to retcon Billy Jeff's signing of the Defense of Marriage Act as having been something he was reluctantly forced into by evil congressional Republicans, and the substantial blocks of air time the 1996 Clinton campaign had booked in "select media markets" to boast about Billy Jeff having signed DOMA.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2016 11:21 PM (noWW6)

235 Server migration is a success!

Two of my top five posts were posted in the past month, with one of them being posed only on Friday:

It Doesn't Affect You, But It Does
http://politicalhat.com/?p=12526

Hugo Awards: Child Molestation and Puppy Kicking
http://politicalhat.com/?p=12358

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 18, 2016 11:21 PM (vBeA5)

236 Dear Hillary,
Yeah you work so hard. But what have you accomplished?
Posted by: Deplorable Grampa Jimbo of the Baskets at September 18, 2016 11:18 PM (4+VII)

The Hammerstein-Equord class, "industrious and stupid".

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at September 18, 2016 11:21 PM (J8/9G)

237 Leave the hurricane plywood on the windows for a week or so after the storm, till they thoroughly dry out. They'll still stack flat then, and be ready for re-use.

After Ike, some of my neighbors had the plywood off the day or two after the storm.

Stuff warped so badly it wasn't even fit for No Trespassing signs.

And if you really want to go for the maximum lifespan of the wood. Fiberglass all the edges. One course of roving and resin will do, and a 2nd course will make 'em last as long as your house.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 18, 2016 11:22 PM (v5iqM)

238 I personally would use hex-head (not Allen hex recess) lag screws. Of named and reputable make. I would then, under the head of the screw, stack successively larger washers "wedding cake" style. Spread those loads.

Plug the screw holes when the plywood comes off. Hurricane country is typically humid. Don't give rot an easy starting point.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2016 11:07 PM (noWW6)


If it is a one-off, or an emergency boarding-up in the face of an imminent storm, I'd use wafer-head Robertson screws, and lots of them for the plywood. No need for them to be galvanized.


If I were making window boards to be reused, I would obtain some lag-thread studs, aka "hanger bolts" in stainless steel, and set them permanently in the wall or window frame. Then have the plywood sheets drilled with clearance holes for the studs, and put them up with hex nuts or wing nuts, with fender washers.


https://www.boltdepot.com/Hanger_bolts.aspx?nv=l

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 11:23 PM (Bvr/A)

239 I'm still sore over 2012.

BUT, I'm still convinced there is nothing Romney could have done to win. I'm convinced there wasn't anything anyone could have done to win.

Going back and playing Monday morning quarterback does nothing. It wasn't a bad candidate. It wasn't a bad campaign. There was no way Obama could have been beaten.

Posted by: TickledPink at September 18, 2016 11:24 PM (F5hTl)

240 209
1000 thread count is the way to go, also make sure it's good quality.



My one piece of advice in life is not to skimp on the bed, get a
Beautirest and good sheets, go through pillows until you find the right
one, etc.



It's worth the investment and your quality of life will go up.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 18, 2016 11:12 PM (BS8yt)


I think what convinced the fiancee to move-in was a Boyd Cashmere 5000. No matter where we go or where we stay, she's always happy to get back to her own bed and her shower.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 11:24 PM (EzgxV)

241 "Because that second debate is where the argument came to naval strength
and Obama doing that 'saying we need as many ships as we did a hundred
years ago is like saying we should still use horses and bayonets' or
whatever idiocy he said."

Just a couple of months beforehand, the USN had filed a formal report to Congress saying that they had an endemic shortage of submarines relative to their requested mission tasking, and that a similar shortage of surface warships was developing.

The elite Ivy League MBA management consultants at the Romney campaign didn't bother to have Mitt prepped with that fact for the debates. Perhaps if the report had come from McKinsey instead of from the Department of the Navy they would have taken notice of what it said.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2016 11:24 PM (noWW6)

242 1000 count seems like overkill. Do you normally buy sheets like that?
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2016 11:08 PM (+lVUW)

No.

You may now return to your human worship.
Posted by: teej at September 18, 2016 11:20 PM (02ckt)

Mary is not worshiped by Catholics. She is asked to intercede with her Son. You might not approve of that - but it is not worship of a human.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 11:25 PM (P8951)

243
216
>>seems the fbi grabbed 5 in nyc bombings breaking now








That hard part is going to be establishing Intent.



Posted by: James Comey at September 18, 2016 11:14 PM (It7Oy)


2nd hardest will be securing their residences for evidence.


Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2016 11:15 PM (JO9+V)



Keeping track of any spouses is an additional issue.....

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 11:26 PM (EzgxV)

244 "Unless you have been in a comma"

"...the NFL has gotten away from it's prime purpose"

"...have punished the State of North Carolina for it's Trans-gendered Bathroom Law."

Just sayin'.

Posted by: zombie at September 18, 2016 11:26 PM (jBuUi)

245 Good night Horde.

I hope to wake up and find out the Packers have won.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 11:26 PM (P8951)

246 >>Keeping track of any spouses is an additional issue.....


Doubly so if there's a Garbage Strike.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2016 11:27 PM (It7Oy)

247 teej sighting.

teej, you still here?
Say hi if you are.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 18, 2016 11:28 PM (6IPEM)

248 Thread counts are such a scam nowadays. Manufacturers use cheaper, thinner fibers so they can inflate an otherwise meaningless number.

Wash all bed linens weekly. Skip the fabric softener and avoid high temperatures when washing or drying. Give it a month or two before you pass final judgment.

Good sheets need time to break in properly. Sheets that feel great right outta the package -- especially cheap flannels -- often shed absurd amounts of lint and wear thin real quick.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 11:28 PM (21hN3)

249

Hex Head lag screws are the only thing that even slows down my urine leak. A generous squirt of Shoo-Goo and a good power socket driver will run those bad boys up my urethra like nobody's business. Last 8, 10 hours sometimes...

Posted by: Hitlery at September 18, 2016 11:28 PM (WVCC6)

250 Going back and playing Monday morning quarterback does nothing. It wasn't a bad candidate. It wasn't a bad campaign. There was no way Obama could have been beaten.
Posted by: TickledPink

Make fun of his ears. He would have flipped out. You racist knuckledraggers.

Posted by: Michelle Robinson Obama at September 18, 2016 11:28 PM (S6Pax)

251 You couldn't pay me to Google "Boyd-Cashmere 5000."
It's just got...that sound to it...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 18, 2016 11:29 PM (H5rtT)

252 Going back and playing Monday morning quarterback does nothing. It wasn't a bad candidate. It wasn't a bad campaign. There was no way Obama could have been beaten.

Posted by: TickledPink at September 18, 2016 11:24 PM (F5hTl)



ORCA

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2016 11:29 PM (bMG0w)

253 Obi blaming Rush and FNC for Hillary's terrible campaigning...What a DB...

Posted by: Bev at September 18, 2016 11:30 PM (I1lZ5)

254 I hope to wake up and find out the Packers have won.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 11:26 PM (P8951)

Boooooo!

nevertheless, good night to you and your bootleg ampersands.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 18, 2016 11:30 PM (U31ch)

255 When I donated one of my kidneys, the doc came in just a hour or two before they got started, and asked me how I was doing, did I have any questions, etc.

He remarked that I seemed very calm about the upcoming event.

I said, "Well, you *have* done this before, haven't you?". They all thought that was very amusing.

And with that, I'm off to bed.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2016 11:30 PM (w+Jhj)

256 Hex Head lag screws are the only thing that even slows down my urine leak. A generous squirt of Shoo-Goo and a good power socket driver will run those bad boys up my urethra like nobody's business. Last 8, 10 hours sometimes...

Posted by: Hitlery at September 18, 2016 11:28 PM (WVCC6)


So that's why Huma's tongue has DROFKCOR embossed on it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 11:31 PM (Bvr/A)

257
One more time, hope it works because this is hilarious. If not google, "Hillary for prison video"

https://vine.co/v/i1jQFxVOPhF
Posted by: RGallegos at September 18, 2016 11:18 PM (59GQk)
-------------------

Something weird about vine I guess, because I can't get audio out of any of their clips.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 18, 2016 11:32 PM (5o5ek)

258 Good news is doctors have pegged my ex wife as a Borderline Personality and are on to her shit.

Bad news is that she is a Borderline Personality and there is no cure or therapy that helps these people.

Posted by: good news bad news at September 18, 2016 11:32 PM (HJEuH)

259 PS, while theological arguments here are always pointless because Protestants and Catholics are, by definition, not going to agree on certain topics (which is why we are not all Catholic or all Protestant) I've always thought that a Jewish guy is not going to be angry at me because I honored His mother too much.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 11:32 PM (P8951)

260 Good night, Horde

Posted by: josephistan at September 18, 2016 11:33 PM (7qAYi)

261 BUT, I'm still convinced there is nothing Romney could have done to win. I'm convinced there wasn't anything anyone could have done to win.
Posted by: TickledPink


For the sake of pointless argument, there are 2 things he could have done.

One: expand and magnify what little celebrity he had.
Let's face it; elections are now a popularity contest. Romney had a chance to capitlize and magnify his tiny spot in the sun.

Two: GW Bush was hated to such an extreme that the GOP brand will be considered Nazi level anathema. Romney could have used his nomination to DQ Bush's legacy and surface in another direction.

But no. He sucked on the same eggs every f'in GOP candidate has since. Loser, loser, loser. LOSER!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2016 11:33 PM (V3IFq)

262 Just a friendly reminder - if your washing machine supply lines are older than your kids, consider replacing them.
$30 is a really cheap insurance policy for 30+ years.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 11:33 PM (0WoNT)

263 Well I don't think donna is going to be waking up happy.

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2016 11:33 PM (bMG0w)

264 thesweethome.com has some good bed linen reviews.

I seem to recall they liked one of the lower priced L.L.Bean sets, but they didn't offer California king size, so I bought something else, and can't recommend their recommendation personally.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 11:33 PM (21hN3)

265 Posted by: good news bad news at September 18, 2016 11:32 PM (HJEuH)

Good news, I guess, is that she's your ex.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 11:33 PM (P8951)

266 AOP, don't forget the "8 edarG" part!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 18, 2016 11:34 PM (H5rtT)

267
I got audio here. It is kind of funny.

http://www.subjectpolitics.com/omg-watch-happens-man-yells-hillary-prison-campaign-rally/

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 18, 2016 11:34 PM (5o5ek)

268 hooboy

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 18, 2016 11:34 PM (XoldI)

269 Jess! INT. Looks good for the Vikes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 18, 2016 11:34 PM (U31ch)

270 Most importantly, Hillary Clinton has stood up for those who have not been as fortunate in America.

If you look closely, that was a bollard holding her up.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2016 11:34 PM (OLNwX)

271 @264

Not saying you're wrong on either of those suggestions.

But, he still would have lost.

Posted by: TickledPink at September 18, 2016 11:35 PM (F5hTl)

272 268 Posted by: good news bad news at September 18, 2016 11:32 PM (HJEuH)

Good news, I guess, is that she's your ex.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 18, 2016 11:33 PM (P8951)

We have young children. We have another 18 years together,)

Posted by: good news bad news at September 18, 2016 11:35 PM (HJEuH)

273 265 Just a friendly reminder - if your washing machine supply lines are older than your kids, consider replacing them.
$30 is a really cheap insurance policy for 30+ years.
Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 11:33 PM (0WoNT

i see those burst quite often in my line of work
expensive

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2016 11:36 PM (voOPb)

274 @265: "Just a friendly reminder - if your washing machine supply lines are older than your kids, consider replacing them."

And always check your old water heater one or two weeks before any family vacations.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 11:36 PM (21hN3)

275 If the five guys they picked up.were white racists, we'd have already heard about it. So I'm going Islamic.

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2016 11:36 PM (ngn8T)

276 If Romney had run an effective campaign, he wouldn't be Romney.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 18, 2016 11:37 PM (6FqZa)

277 1.) It's time for some other players to protest Obama's War on Cops. I don't like any of it, but it has come to this after Eight Years of Treason.

2.) Not only has the NCAA failed to put men on the women's teams, none of the Leagues have announced that men can use their women's restrooms, whether at the stadiums or even their own corporate offices.

Why, it's almost as if they are content to grandstand against North Carolina as long as they don't have to risk anything themselves.

3.) How fu**ed up is D.C.?

A: They've managed to take the name of the greatest American who ever lived and turn it into a curse word.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 18, 2016 11:37 PM (Ndje9)

278 Hate to repost, but keep trying to get the sound to work because this is perfect!




https://vine.co/v/i1jQFxVOPhF

Posted by: RGallegos at September 18, 2016 11:37 PM (59GQk)

279 AOP, don't forget the "8 edarG" part!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 18, 2016 11:34 PM (H5rtT)


I figured you would get that joke, SD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 11:37 PM (Bvr/A)

280 >>Good news is doctors have pegged my ex wife


That's hot.

Female doctors are cute in a Lab Coaty way.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2016 11:37 PM (It7Oy)

281 Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777568015512662016

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777568239308136448

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777568599796019200

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777568782831251457

Posted by: kbdabear at September 18, 2016 11:38 PM (Ya7zs)

282
If the five guys they picked up.were white racists, we'd have already heard about it. So I'm going Islamic.
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2016 11:36 PM


Probably the hamburger guys.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 11:39 PM (IqV8l)

283 No time like the present to strip the NFL of it's tax free status...

Posted by: milo oblong at September 18, 2016 11:39 PM (CKqT5)

284 254
You couldn't pay me to Google "Boyd-Cashmere 5000."
It's just got...that sound to it...


Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 18, 2016 11:29 PM (H5rtT)


According to http://www.thewaterbeddoctor.com/boyd/boyd-cashmere.aspx?CategoryID=433 , it's a "MID Fill [encapsulated waterbed] Softside with 6" fluid suspension 'Venus' bladders." It's similar to a high-quality foam mattress with a waterbed hidden inside. Unlike a conventional waterbed, you're never that close to the water -- so a waterbed heater is completely unnecessary. Like a waterbed, you have overall firm support without pressure points. Highly recommended.
"

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 11:39 PM (EzgxV)

285 Romney is the kinda guy who steps on rakes then apologizes to those rakes for his clumsiness.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 11:40 PM (21hN3)

286 More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777569058652844032

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777569182909104128

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777569458365800454

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777569655170928640

Posted by: kbdabear at September 18, 2016 11:40 PM (Ya7zs)

287 265 Just a friendly reminder - if your washing machine supply lines are older than your kids, consider replacing them.
$30 is a really cheap insurance policy for 30+ years.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 11:33 PM (0WoNT)

--------

Heh. Big Steel Mesh Hose has a shill in the house.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 18, 2016 11:40 PM (4HySM)

288 Just a friendly reminder - if your washing machine supply lines are older than your kids, consider replacing them.
$30 is a really cheap insurance policy for 30+ years.

And you should use the "burst-proof" metal-ring ones especially if you live in an apartment or condo and get the people in the unit above you to change theirs too (even at your own expense) rather than use the rubber ones.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2016 11:40 PM (LdMbv)

289 >>>165 Someone misspelled WHISKY in the sidebar

i noticed that.
i have an old cutty sark wooden crate on my fireplace
that spells it that way too.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 18, 2016 11:41 PM (F9dI8)

290 Posted by: kbdabear at September 18, 2016 11:38 PM (Ya7zs)


Looks like the gals in the first pic were using the right bait.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 11:41 PM (Bvr/A)

291 Good news is doctors have pegged my ex wife as a Borderline Personality and are on to her shit.

Bad news is that she is a Borderline Personality and there is no cure or therapy that helps these people.

Posted by: good news bad news


Am fascinated by stories of BPD mostly because I"m glad I don't have to interact with them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2016 11:41 PM (V3IFq)

292 Even More Sunday Swimwear ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777569844019560449

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777570033782362112

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777570191903514625

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/777570328725876736

Posted by: kbdabear at September 18, 2016 11:41 PM (Ya7zs)

293 Never accept anything less than the finest Butt-Welded pipe Fittings, either.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2016 11:42 PM (It7Oy)

294 OK, techies,

I may now post Garden Threads at AoSHQ, but most of my experience here has been as a lurker.

One of our regulars at the Garden Thread had difficulty posting her report this week. She typed it directly into the comment box. She was later able to post other comments. But not her longer comment. Even when she divided it in half.

Any ideas what went wrong?

The message she got was:

500 Internal Server Error

The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.


Thanks.

Posted by: KT at September 18, 2016 11:42 PM (qahv/)

295 If the five guys they picked up.were white racists

Hockey team gone rogue.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2016 11:42 PM (OLNwX)

296 Why have I never heard of this Tom Lahren girl before?
If she can make a sammich, I want to have her babies.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 11:42 PM (WBsum)

297 win

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 18, 2016 11:42 PM (XoldI)

298 FFS, now getting technical problems regarding server transfer...

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 18, 2016 11:42 PM (vBeA5)

299 @287 Sorry, should have just come out and said it sounds like a Sybian.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 18, 2016 11:42 PM (H5rtT)

300 286 No time like the present to strip the NFL of it's tax free status...
Posted by: milo oblong at September 18, 2016 11:39 PM (CKqT5)

------

Not the hill to die on.

Posted by: Mitch "Le Bitch" McConnell at September 18, 2016 11:43 PM (4HySM)

301 Pete Carrol is not Patriotic.

also, cheater

Posted by: Timothy Pfister at September 18, 2016 11:43 PM (CL76w)

302 Doctors have pegged Hillary as a borderline person.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 11:43 PM (IqV8l)

303 "Just a friendly reminder - if your washing machine supply lines are older than your kids, consider replacing them."

One firm came out with a gimmick: costly new supply lines that have an excess flow valve built in. For "protection" from a sudden burst of the line. If the line fails, the EFV will stop the water before flood damage results. In theory.

It turns out the expensive new safety lines will snap in two right at the crimp where the excess flow valve is located. Yay!

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2016 11:43 PM (noWW6)

304 The message she got was:

500 Internal Server Error

The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.


Thanks.
Posted by: KT at September 18, 2016 11:42 PM (qahv/)

Did she mention "libertarian" candidate Gary Johnson, or reference cannabis products by any chance. Cuz that happened to me earlier tonight.

Posted by: Pug Mahon aka the Deplorable P.U.G. at September 18, 2016 11:44 PM (U31ch)

305 Butt-welding is a lost art. Most welders today couldn't melt a Popsicle with their ass.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 18, 2016 11:45 PM (4HySM)

306 Pete Carroll is also one of those "just asking questions" truthers.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 11:45 PM (21hN3)

307 KT, she must've copy & pasted something that was unacceptable to the hamsters.
Ask zombie, rhomboid or cthulhu - long-winded comments won't throw an error flag.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2016 11:45 PM (WBsum)

308 "Unless you have been in a comma we all know about the Dallas police shootings of July 7th. "

Actually, I was in a colon, but we'll leave my love life out of it.

Posted by: jbspry at September 18, 2016 11:45 PM (Tcn31)

309 bradford played pretty good for only being with the team 2 weeks

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 18, 2016 11:45 PM (XoldI)

310
Oh lord. In addition to being completely lost on what the hell Gamergate was, I now have to find out what Pepe the Frog is.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 18, 2016 11:46 PM (5o5ek)

311 @287 Sorry, should have just come out and said it sounds like a Sybian.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 18, 2016 11:42 PM (H5rtT)


I thought Boyd-Cashmere 5000 was an off-road rally in the Hindu Kush.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 11:46 PM (Bvr/A)

312 We are very lucky nobody was hurt during Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 18, 2016 11:48 PM (qgFIz)

313 292 >>>165 Someone misspelled WHISKY in the sidebar

it wasn't me

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)

314 Okay Sam's voice sounds really weird. I mean really weird.

I've watched a lot of Sam Bradford interviews over the years. He sounds bizarre. Steroids? No idea...

Posted by: TickledPink at September 18, 2016 11:48 PM (F5hTl)

315
The message she got was:

500 Internal Server Error

The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.


Thanks.
Posted by: KT


Might have been a hiccup on the Aoshq server end.

Shouldn't have to break up posts in two unless huge content.

Again, for the sake of completeness, best to compose comments in a plain text editor (like Notepad on Windows or TextEdit on Mac, save, and then copy and paste into the comment box.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2016 11:48 PM (V3IFq)

316 >>>Doctors have pegged Hillary as a borderline person.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2016 11:43 PM (IqV8l)<<<

More machine now than man... er, "woman". Twisted and evil.

Posted by: Obi-Wan Kenobi at September 18, 2016 11:48 PM (H9MG5)

317
PS, while theological arguments here are always pointless because
Protestants and Catholics are, by definition, not going to agree on
certain topics (which is why we are not all Catholic or all Protestant)
I've always thought that a Jewish guy is not going to be angry at me
because I honored His mother too much.

Posted by: DonnaV.deplorably brandishing
ampersandsso there at September 18, 2016 11:32 PM
(P8951)


Donna, I do love you in -- a platonic sort of way, but I definitely love you.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2016 11:48 PM (lDj6i)

318 It turns out the expensive new safety lines will snap in two right at the crimp where the excess flow valve is located. Yay!

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2016 11:43 PM (noWW6)


Or you could, and I know this is heresy, just turn off the washer faucets when not actually using the washer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2016 11:49 PM (Bvr/A)

319 Sometimes I get the "long strings of unbroken text" rejection message, and there's nothing wrong that I can see. Sometimes exiting and restarting the browser will fix it.

I know this will come as a shock, but I think there may still be some bugs lurking in the software.....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 18, 2016 11:49 PM (DW+jj)

320 We were very fortunate that nobody was hurt during the Civil War.

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 18, 2016 11:50 PM (qgFIz)

321 Romney's got stuff he just didn't use it. Courtesy.

At his beach house on the Atlantic a boat out past the surf foundered he mounted a jet ski IIRC and rescued a family. He should have played that roll in the campaigns.

When they hit him w/ that 27 percent quote he should have corrected them and told them they misunderstood, it's 27.5.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 18, 2016 11:50 PM (gjgWX)

322 The parents of Columbine are fortunate and lucky that nobody was hurt.

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 18, 2016 11:51 PM (qgFIz)

323 Oh lord. In addition to being completely lost on what the hell Gamergate was, I now have to find out what Pepe the Frog is.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 18, 2016 11:46 PM (5o5ek)


Alright, quick and dirty explanation of Gamergate. It was revealed that a female game developer was trading sexual favors for positive reviews. It was a huge stain on the credibility of gaming press, and got a lot of condemnation. Then the social justice weenies tried to turn it into a misogyny narrative by sending false death threats to the developer in question, so they could pretend to be victims.


Gaming media, being a form of media, turned on gamers and called them all misogynists. Gamers fought back by launch some fairly in-depth amateur probes of gaming media corruption. Outmatched and unarmed in a battle of wits, the gaming media tried to pull the main stream media in on their side, and basically got the door slammed in their face, in one of the few victories of average joes over the media-industrial complex in recent years.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 18, 2016 11:52 PM (HalrA)

324 Fine, then replace the rubber ones every five years...
http://structuretech1.com/2012/07/rubber-washing-machine-hoses/

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2016 11:52 PM (LdMbv)

325
297
OK, techies,

I may now post Garden Threads at AoSHQ, but most of my experience here has been as a lurker.

One
of our regulars at the Garden Thread had difficulty posting her report
this week. She typed it directly into the comment box. She was later
able to post other comments. But not her longer comment. Even when she
divided it in half.

Any ideas what went wrong?

The message she got was:

500 Internal Server Error


The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.



Thanks.


Posted by: KT at September 18, 2016 11:42 PM (qahv/)


This is normally associated with Black Diamonds -- Pixy's hamsters can only deal with small subset of the typeface characters found on the internet -- straight quotes and double quotes (instead of left and right forms), no tildes or diacritical marks, no "m-dash"es, no places where "fi" as in "files" has the i nest in under the hook of the f.....if you accidentally use such a beastie (or quote a commenter who has used such a thing in the link to his nic), you get a mysterious and unhelpful warning.

When I get that, I back up and scan the text for known forbidden characters, then overwrite any links in quoted text with plaintext, and normally can post thereafter.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 18, 2016 11:52 PM (EzgxV)

326 We really dodged a bullet on 9/11 being that nobody was hurt.

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 18, 2016 11:53 PM (qgFIz)

327 On the sidebar story about the new Loch Ness monster pic, the Scottish photographer comes from the town of Nigg. According to Gabby Johnson, that's where Sheriff Bart is from.

Posted by: Cicero -- Profoundly Deplorable But Pretty Dependable at September 18, 2016 11:53 PM (4HySM)

328 Yankees swept by Red Sox in a 4 game series! This hasn"nt been done since 1973 or so.

Suck it, Yankees fans!

Posted by: BoSox 2016! at September 18, 2016 11:55 PM (Mt8T4)

329 I felt old watching it (she's really young). She was amusing and cute in a emo way. I have to admit, one of those feminists she was rightfully mocking had a most excellent rack. Didn't even pay attention to what she was saying. Her boobies moved in a rather pleasant way while she was talking.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2016 11:18 PM (hH8s1)


Well don't tell her that, she'll have you charged with a hate crime.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2016 11:55 PM (+lVUW)

330 Trick to properly butt-welding a pipe only half about the welding itself.

It's in the proper grinding-in the correct chamfer profile on each end of pipe to be joined in the weld, so that the weld-puddle fully penetrates the substrate, and then properly applied subsequent passes build up into a solid weld of slightly larger than the pipe's native diameter.

And doing all that without voids, pinholes or inclusions of waste-flux, etc.

I know *how* to do it. But I can only do so successfully about one in twelve tries. Otherwise, a lot of grinding out n' starting over.

And I've never even attempted an "x-ray inspection required" kind of weld. On those, it's just give it to the pros from the start.

Glad I know some welders who'll come over and do it "once and done", when needed!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 18, 2016 11:55 PM (v5iqM)

331 When in doubt, purge DNS cache...

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 18, 2016 11:55 PM (vBeA5)

332 Fortunately nobody was hurt when The Dark Knight opened in Aurora Colorado.

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 18, 2016 11:56 PM (qgFIz)

333 500 error codes are a generic catch-all. They're most common when a server lags without response after receiving your initial request. Next to impossible to diagnose and cure without knowing what kinda processing is being done server side.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 18, 2016 11:56 PM (21hN3)

334
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 18, 2016 11:52 PM (HalrA)


-----------------

Thanks.

Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at September 18, 2016 11:56 PM (5o5ek)

335 Boyd-Cashmere 5000?
Is that a car slapped together by that a-hole Boyd Coddington and his lead raging pr*ck of a manager?

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 18, 2016 11:57 PM (hVdx9)

336
Since we are talking about Social Justice and all things goofed up with sex and gender. 36 questions for men from feminists. The questions are answered by a young lady. She certainly has her sh!t together. (WARNING: R-Rated language)


I love ShoeOnHead. She's smart and hilarious. Cute too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 18, 2016 11:57 PM (0mRoj)

337 Aleppo can't change its stripes.

Posted by: Gary's Johnson at September 18, 2016 11:58 PM (IqV8l)

338 The Cowboys won.
The Patriots (f u Goodhell) and Sox won.
Truther Pete Carroll lost. To the Rams. That got shut out last week. Bwahaha!

The sports Gods are in their heaven. All's right with the world*.





*well, at least for a few hours of escapism on this fine Sunday.

Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at September 18, 2016 11:58 PM (H9MG5)

339 Fortunately nobody was hurt during the standoff at Waco.

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 18, 2016 11:59 PM (qgFIz)

340
Heh. Big Steel Mesh Hose has a shill in the house.
Posted by: Cicero
------------------

Another way to look at it?

Guys that don't want to see their overweight 70 yr old neighbor in an open nightgown at 8AM are "in the house."
Some things can't be unseen, man.

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 12:00 AM (WBsum)

341 @343 Barefoot. Working the circuit breakers.
That was hawt, man. What a (wait for it) turn-on.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 19, 2016 12:01 AM (H5rtT)

342 http://utils.paranoiaworks.org/diacriticsremover/

Quick and dirty tool for removing non-ASCII characters in a web browser for you Pixy rodeo clowns.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 12:01 AM (21hN3)

343 342 Fortunately nobody was hurt during the standoff at Waco.
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 18, 2016 11:59 PM (qgFIz)

Or Pulse nightclub. Here, do another bong rip.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:01 AM (0mRoj)

344 I see the Wall O' Shame is back. At least I'm only 8th.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:02 AM (0mRoj)

345
Mary is not worshiped by Catholics. She is asked to intercede with her Son. You might not approve of that - but it is not worship of a human.

I'm gonna tell your mom! And ,yes it will work.

Posted by: free tibet, as if!--Catholic since 1951 at September 19, 2016 12:02 AM (CL76w)

346 Can somebody explain what is the phony pretext the MSM is using to mock Trump for calling a bomb blowing up a bombing?

They don't need a pretext or argument anymore. All they have to do is say he's an alarmist and everyone nodes their head and snickers.

Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2016 12:02 AM (OLNwX)

347 Trump must be winning.
All my lib "friends" on FB are totally freaking out.

Posted by: navybrat at September 19, 2016 12:04 AM (w7KSn)

348 Posted by: KT

Ask her (and yourself) to run the text through here first:
https://www.unicodetools.com/unicode/convert-to-html.php

*please, please don't blow out the margins*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2016 12:04 AM (9mTYi)

349 294 Good news is doctors have pegged my ex wife as a Borderline Personality and are on to her shit.

Bad news is that she is a Borderline Personality and there is no cure or therapy that helps these people.

Posted by: good news bad news

Am fascinated by stories of BPD mostly because I"m glad I don't have to interact with them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 18, 2016 11:41 PM (V3IFq)

that was my diagnosis ive learned to control it but it took me till i was almost 30 and stop using any substances except moderate amounts of alcohol or pot

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at September 19, 2016 12:05 AM (FgX8W)

350 Can somebody explain what is the phony pretext the MSM is using to mock Trump for calling a bomb blowing up a bombing?
-----------

I have already heard a TV talking head use, verbatim, "He shot from the hip", as Obama did with Romney.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 19, 2016 12:06 AM (9mTYi)

351 I got hit by a hurricane in August of 1992. I happened to have an old waterbed frame I wasn't using so I boarded up the two windows of my apartment with the wood. My neighbors were laughing at me when I did it. By 7 AM the next morning, they weren't laughing any more. My apartment was the only one in the whole complex that still had the roof boards attached. And the windows intact.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 19, 2016 12:07 AM (GYuMu)

352 350
Trump must be winning.

All my lib "friends" on FB are totally freaking out.

Posted by: navybrat at September 19, 2016 12:04 AM (w7KSn)


Even the most biased polls are showing Trump and Hillary in a dead heat in all of the swing states. Being tied is almost always bad news for the incumbent.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 12:07 AM (HalrA)

353 Borderline personality disorder, eh?

One of the most common symptoms of BPD in young women is an, um, shall we say, spectacular sex drive.

If you ever do couples counseling, be aware that your therapist assumes as much, and will fill in the unspoken blanks of your relationship history accordingly.

Or so a friend once told me.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 12:07 AM (21hN3)

354 I got an error message from the Hat's links.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 19, 2016 12:08 AM (gjgWX)

355 Unless you have been in a coma we all know about the Dallas police shootings of July 7th.

The what? Oh, no, not again...

Posted by: Hillary! at September 19, 2016 12:08 AM (OLNwX)

356 BBC is saying five in custody in NYC bombings.

Odds of them being schismatic Lutherans or disgruntled Presbyterians?

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at September 19, 2016 12:09 AM (eEems)

357 One of the most common symptoms of BPD in young women is an, um, shall we say, spectacular sex drive.


When they're "love bombing" you at the beginning, or trying to draw you back in once you get sick of her crazy shit, yes. The times when she hates you, not so much.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:09 AM (0mRoj)

358 256 Obi blaming Rush and FNC for Hillary's terrible campaigning...What a DB...
Posted by: Bev at September 18, 2016 11:30 PM (I1lZ5)


Benghazi
Using private email server
Suspicious relationship with Goldman Sachs
Can't stand up
Can't talk without talking fits
Attacked her husband's alleged rape victims
Acted as an enabler to her husbands disgusting pig behavior
Gave State Department preference to countries and organizations who made yuuuge donations to family foundation
Wears pants suits
Goes out in public in a housecoat and pajama bottoms
Lying, liar with lies on the inside, surrounded by a shell of lies

This is all the fault of Rush and Fox News?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 19, 2016 12:10 AM (+lVUW)

359 The pretext is that Trump called it a bomb before officialdom called it one leading to wacky theories like a) Trump or the Russians or both planted the bombs; b) he's not an official so he shouldn't have been announcing anything!; c) inside sources in the NYPD or the NYFD were illegally giving him inside information; d) he got lucky in his "guess" and was doing it to promote fear; f) he was taking advantage of the wounded to score political points; etc.

BTW, the Left and the NeverTrumpers were saying these same things about it. (And claiming that Hillary looked just fine and not out of it during her on-airplane Q&A session.)

Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2016 12:10 AM (LdMbv)

360 Thanks for the input on comment error message, folks.

It helps.

Posted by: KT at September 19, 2016 12:11 AM (qahv/)

361 @ BillR, 354.

I've got a dedicated sheet of 3/8" plywood for every window on the house, and the stainless bolt lugs are built into the framing to accept the 1/4x20 stainless lag screws w/ a step-up series of stainless washers w/ each.

I keep a deep wall socket and drill adapter in the container with the lag screws, ready to go.

If you'll cut 5" long, 2" wide "hand holds" near two opposite edges of the wood, it'll really help when working to board up the house without assistance. Which, when up on the ladder, is always the case, isn't it?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2016 12:12 AM (v5iqM)

362 363 Thanks for the input on comment error message, folks.

It helps.
Posted by: KT at September 19, 2016 12:11 AM (qahv/)

I did absolutely nothing to help the problem, but I'll gladly take credit for it. I should be in management!

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:12 AM (0mRoj)

363 339


Since we are talking about Social Justice and all things goofed up
with sex and gender. 36 questions for men from feminists. The questions
are answered by a young lady. She certainly has her sh!t together.
(WARNING: R-Rated language)





I love ShoeOnHead. She's smart and hilarious. Cute too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 18, 2016 11:57 PM (0mRoj)


Finally watched. Pretty funny. She might benefit from visiting the real world rather than just reacting against the Narrative.....she might even end up with real roots here.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 19, 2016 12:12 AM (EzgxV)

364 This is all the fault of Rush and Fox News?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 19, 2016 12:10 AM (+lVUW)


In their world? Yes. If they don't know about it, it didn't happen. They live in a subjective world. It doesn't follow the same rules as our logical one.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 12:12 AM (HalrA)

365 354 I got hit by a hurricane in August of 1992
-----------
Rubio Carter? I bet that hurt, evendors if was in his sixties.

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 12:13 AM (WBsum)

366 This is all the fault of Rush and Fox News?
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 19, 2016 12:10 AM (+lVUW

Can us deplorables take some credit?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2016 12:14 AM (voOPb)

367
I did absolutely nothing to help the problem, but I'll gladly take credit for it. I should be in management!
Posted by: Insomniac
----------------
Or in the White House.

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 12:15 AM (WBsum)

368 > Mary is not worshiped by Catholics. She is asked to intercede with her Son. You might not approve of that - but it is not worship of a human.


But Catholics worship their Pope!

I'm old school Protestant, or was raised that way. When I was 3 or 4 or so, at the family carving of the Turkey, I always got the "Pope's Nose".

Posted by: Circa 1960s WASP at September 19, 2016 12:16 AM (Mt8T4)

369 Understanding the Left is pretty simple. They're a bunch of dreamers that are addicted to their dream, as thoroughly as a meth addict is addicted to meth.

Anything that pierces their dream bubble with a dose of reality is detested, abhorred, and railed against until it stops and lets them drift back into their mental slumber.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 12:17 AM (HalrA)

370 I found Leningrad videos through some posting here, and have been amazed.

They have this series of videos that are pretty much works of art.

This one is called "Tits" and I think someone is a moron at heart: Deeply talented, deeply cynical, and funny as hell.

And it is tangentially about elbows, and bad decisions. (Turn on the CC to get the English sub-titles)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM1LOMZjFJ4

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2016 12:18 AM (lDj6i)

371 Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2016 12:12 AM (v5iqM)


I was stationed at Homestead AFB, Fl and living in Florida City. The radio and TV were both saying 10 hours to Orlando so the wife and I decided to ride it out. Later, I found out I could have made it to West Palm where some lifelong friends were having a hurricane party. I am now in the process of moving back to Florida, in fact I'm typing this from Florida right now. When I get around to staying here year round, I'll make sure my house is prepared.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 19, 2016 12:18 AM (GYuMu)

372 370
I did absolutely nothing to help the problem, but I'll gladly take credit for it. I should be in management!
Posted by: Insomniac
----------------
Or in the White House.
Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 12:15 AM (WBsum)

Hey, why not? I couldn't possibly do worse than the current occupant...

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:18 AM (0mRoj)

373 Well, I am fading fast. Time to call it a night.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 19, 2016 12:18 AM (Bvr/A)

374 Finally watched. Pretty funny. She might benefit from visiting the real world rather than just reacting against the Narrative.....she might even end up with real roots here.
Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 19, 2016 12:12 AM (EzgxV

when you get the chance. check out some of her videos. she gets it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2016 12:19 AM (voOPb)

375 But Catholics worship their Pope!



I'm old school Protestant, or was raised that way. When I was 3 or 4
or so, at the family carving of the Turkey, I always got the "Pope's
Nose".

Posted by: Circa 1960s WASP at September 19, 2016 12:16 AM (Mt8T4)


Only if they're John Paul II, and that wasn't worship-worship, it was hero worship. That guy was pretty awesome.

Francis on his best day isn't 1/10 of the guy that John Paul II was on his worst day.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 12:19 AM (HalrA)

376 Another question. Does anybody know how we are supposed to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month? I asked my Hispanic wife and she never heard of it. None of the many local Hispanic run shops seem to have any decorations or even a poster. Need some direction here.

I'm starting to think this just might be another Kwanzaa type festival put together by white liberals.

Posted by: Ripley at September 19, 2016 12:21 AM (NbRJx)

377 Posted by: Bill R. at September 19, 2016 12:18 AM (GYuMu)


Ouch. You couldn't pay me enough to move back to Florida. State's gone to the dogs in the past 10 years. Lots of out of state welfare bums have been trucked in to try to tip it to the Blue side, and with them, came an even bigger increase in drug crime. Including stupid basement-drew drugs like flakka and krokodil. One turns you into a zombie mentally, the other physically.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 12:21 AM (HalrA)

378 @360: "The times when she hates you, not so much."

Some go cold. Some will gladly hate fuck you for months without letting you know they're unhappy. Some will share their love with others when you aren't looking. Your milage may vary.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 12:24 AM (21hN3)

379 Also Racist: Kermit.
Because.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 19, 2016 12:24 AM (VdICR)

380 > Francis on his best day isn't 1/10 of the guy that John Paul II was on his worst day.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel

So you were raised Catholic? What kind of family fun did you ritualize at Protestant expense?

Posted by: Circa 1960s WASP at September 19, 2016 12:24 AM (Mt8T4)

381 But Catholics worship their Pope!



I'm old school Protestant, or was raised that way. When I was 3 or 4
or so, at the family carving of the Turkey, I always got the "Pope's
Nose".

Posted by: Circa 1960s WASP at September 19, 2016 12:16 AM (Mt8T4)


Only if they're John Paul II, and that wasn't worship-worship, it was hero worship. That guy was pretty awesome.

Francis on his best day isn't 1/10 of the guy that John Paul II was on his worst day.

+1000

Posted by: free tibet, as if!--Catholic since 1951 at September 19, 2016 12:25 AM (CL76w)

382 Borderline personality disorder, eh?

One of the most common symptoms of BPD in young women is an, um, shall we say, spectacular sex drive.

If you ever do couples counseling, be aware that your therapist assumes as much, and will fill in the unspoken blanks of your relationship history accordingly.

Or so a friend once told me.

Posted by: Walter Freeman
****

I knew a woman diagnosed as such. She told me she was always aroused. Alas she did not want me. Her loss.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:26 AM (hVdx9)

383 L,Elle
Are you still around?

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 12:26 AM (6l3mb)

384 @379: "Does anybody know how we are supposed to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month?"

Taco bowls? Maybe those fake churros from Taco Bell?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 12:26 AM (21hN3)

385 Thankfully during Hurricane Katrina nobody was hurt.

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:27 AM (qgFIz)

386 379 Another question. Does anybody know how we are supposed to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month? I asked my Hispanic wife and she never heard of it. None of the many local Hispanic run shops seem to have any decorations or even a poster. Need some direction here.

I'm starting to think this just might be another Kwanzaa type festival put together by white liberals.


Posted by: Ripley at September 19, 2016 12:21 AM (NbRJx)



It starts half way into September. How fucked up is that.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 12:28 AM (bMG0w)

387 Francis on his best day ...


Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Circa 1960s WASP at September 19, 2016 12:28 AM (Mt8T4)

388 381 @360: "The times when she hates you, not so much."

Some go cold. Some will gladly hate fuck you for months without letting you know they're unhappy. Some will share their love with others when you aren't looking. Your milage may vary.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 12:24 AM (21hN3)

It can indeed vary. One thing that does not vary is the twisted wreckage they leave in their wake.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:29 AM (0mRoj)

389 Y'arrr Mateys. It now be Talk Like a Pirate Day on the east coast.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 12:29 AM (bMG0w)

390 "Does anybody know how we are supposed to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month?"



Taco bowls? Maybe those fake churros from Taco Bell?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 12:26 AM (21hN3)

Mess with folks and bring some Macau chow.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2016 12:29 AM (P/kVC)

391 The message she got was:

500 Internal Server Error

The server encountered an unexpected condition which prevented it from fulfilling the request.


Thanks.

Posted by: KT at September 18, 2016 11:42 PM (qahv/)

++++

She is almost certainly pasting in something, probably a quote from another site. The commenting software here does not allow some kinds of characters. So called "Smart quotes" are one example. If the quotation marks are straight up and down (like the ones in this comment), they are ok. But, if they are the kind that curl around the text, with the start quote curling one way and the end quote curling the other, they will trigger the error above. There are other kinds of characters that will cause the same problem.

This site will convert non-compliant characters to compliant ones:
http://www.cafewebmaster.com/online_tools/charset_converter

Just change the "To" dropdown to ISO-8859-1 and hit convert.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 19, 2016 12:29 AM (R+30W)

392 gateway pundit has update 5 in arab garb in custody re chelsea bombing tried to copy paste put pixy threw a fit

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at September 19, 2016 12:29 AM (FgX8W)

393 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 12:21 AM (HalrA)

I'm staying in one of our condos in Titusville for now. It will be my home until I find a suitable house to buy. Still have to sell my house in Michigan but we own a landscape company down here and my brother has been down here running it for about 8 years now. He's built it up big enough to need help now and I'm tired of working for someone else. I only have about 8 years to really retire although if I lived cheaply I could do it now. But I like to have extra money for fun so I guess I'm going to cut grass for a living for awhile. And I can ride my motorcycle year round down here.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 19, 2016 12:30 AM (GYuMu)

394 More Russian Car crashes
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z4tco8c

Warning- People die in this video

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:30 AM (hVdx9)

395 385 Borderline personality disorder, eh?

One of the most common symptoms of BPD in young women is an, um, shall we say, spectacular sex drive.

If you ever do couples counseling, be aware that your therapist assumes as much, and will fill in the unspoken blanks of your relationship history accordingly.

Or so a friend once told me.

Posted by: Walter Freeman
****

I knew a woman diagnosed as such. She told me she was always aroused. Alas she did not want me. Her loss.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:26 AM (hVdx9

They are the definition of Crazy. It is not worth it

Run in the opposite direction from them.

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:30 AM (qgFIz)

396 BillR.... As you know, Florida, much like Texas, has some distinct regions.

South Florida and the Atlantic coast of Florida, is where the preponderance of fvcked up Yankees infest. A bit also 'round Tampa/St. Pete.

The Keys are a write off.

That said, around Ocala and Gainsville is pretty solid, and you get West of Tallahassee, the Panhandle starts to BE "Texas" in terms of attitude, mindset and politics.

My retirement plans involve a 50ish ft. sailboat, most likely homeport near Pensacola or the Panama City area.

Pensacola, being a big Navy town, has a lot of conservatism, baked into the cake.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2016 12:30 AM (v5iqM)

397 G'night, Alberta.

Don't know if I can last much longer, myself. I've had my nap, but my eyes are burning like crazy. Can't stare at the screen much longer...

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 12:31 AM (6l3mb)

398 Florida gets a bad rap. I like it here.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:31 AM (0mRoj)

399 "Does anybody know how we are supposed to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month?"

Oh, God, a whole month in the shitter...

Posted by: Hillary! at September 19, 2016 12:32 AM (OLNwX)

400 I'm starting to think this just might be another Kwanzaa type festival put together by white liberals.
Posted by: Ripley at September 19, 2016 12:21 AM (NbRJx)


average Peruvian celebration but you also have to refuse to give any identifying information when calling social services, and be extra lippy about not getting help as fast as you think you should get it.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2016 12:32 AM (lDj6i)

401 @391: "One thing that does not vary is the twisted wreckage they leave in their wake."

*nods slowly*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 12:32 AM (21hN3)

402 393 "Does anybody know how we are supposed to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month?"

Transmit syphilis to Central Amercan natives.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:33 AM (0mRoj)

403 Fortunately nobody ever got hurt from a woman with Borderline Personality Disorder.

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:33 AM (qgFIz)

404 Gateway Pundit Chelsea bombing arrests report linked in my sock. (Goodnight!)

Posted by: andycanuck at September 19, 2016 12:33 AM (LdMbv)

405 377
Finally watched. Pretty funny. She might benefit from visiting the real
world rather than just reacting against the Narrative.....she might even
end up with real roots here.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 19, 2016 12:12 AM (EzgxV



when you get the chance. check out some of her videos. she gets it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2016 12:19 AM (voOPb)


After watching one video, I can see that she gets why to hate the Narrative, but she still defines people as "pro-" or "anti-" Narrative. She needs to visit the real world to see that there is so much more. She needs to see that the principles for and against the Narrative were debated in the Federalist Papers and that it isn't a reflexive declaration that "this is bullshit"....but rather a seeking of common good through trust in reason and reflection. She needs to see that the bulk of charitable giving is done by the Right, where the bulk of coercive redistribution is done by the Left; she needs to see that people of Faith have a tremendous belief in Redemption, where followers of Totalitarianism worship eternal Damnation. She needs to see the KKK as shock-troops for Democrats, and the Civil Rights legislation of the 60s as an accomplishment for Republicans like Martin Luther King, jr.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 19, 2016 12:33 AM (EzgxV)

406 322 Sometimes I get the "long strings of unbroken text" rejection message, and there's nothing wrong that I can see. Sometimes exiting and restarting the browser will fix it.

I know this will come as a shock, but I think there may still be some bugs lurking in the software.....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 18, 2016 11:49 PM (DW+jj)

++++

That can be caused when you paste a link. If you use a link shortener, like TinyURL, that will fix it. Or you can break up the long link with spaces.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 19, 2016 12:33 AM (R+30W)

407 406 Fortunately nobody ever got hurt from a woman with Borderline Personality Disorder.
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:33 AM (qgFIz)

In the words of Thurgood from "Half Baked," you have smoked yourself retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:35 AM (0mRoj)

408 387 @379: "Does anybody know how we are supposed to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month?"

~~~~~

Call the INS when you see your neighbor's lawn service come by.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 19, 2016 12:35 AM (lQqij)

409 Does anybody know how we are supposed to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month?"

By hanging out in the Home Depot parking lots?

By marrying a 13 year old girl?

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:36 AM (qgFIz)

410 Call the INS when you see your neighbor's lawn service come by.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 19, 2016 12:35 AM (lQqij)

I think INS has been ICE for about 15 years now.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2016 12:37 AM (P/kVC)

411 Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2016 12:30 AM (v5iqM)


I'm on the Space Coast about 10 miles from the Space Center. I have several friends I served with around here and the place I'm living is pretty quiet. There are a few libs living here though. I'd love to move over to Panama City/Pensacola but that's not likely for a long time. I spent 5 weeks in Panama City for the NCO Academy at Tyndall AFB back in the day as well as a couple TDYs to Eglin AFB. Great time but the smell of the paper mill in Panama City was hard to get used to.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 19, 2016 12:37 AM (GYuMu)

412 I knew a woman diagnosed as such. She told me she was always aroused. Alas she did not want me. Her loss.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:26 AM (hVdx9

They are the definition of Crazy. It is not worth it

Run in the opposite direction from them.

Posted by: Cheech Johnson
****

She was actually mostly sane. Her choice in men sucked, but I would not have to worry about her stabbing me in my sleep.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:38 AM (hVdx9)

413 Does anybody know how we are supposed to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month?"


With the best Mexico has to offer: Spanish bullfights, German beer, and French cuisine.

Posted by: Hispanic Celebrator at September 19, 2016 12:38 AM (Mt8T4)

414 I think INS has been ICE for about 15 years now.

So, it's new. I guess I can be excused then for not knowing that.

Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2016 12:39 AM (OLNwX)

415 With the best Mexico has to offer: Spanish bullfights, German beer, and French cuisine.

And Selma Hayek.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 19, 2016 12:39 AM (FYrz1)

416 Does anybody know how we are supposed to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month?"

Illegally sneak into a foreign country?

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:39 AM (hVdx9)

417 406 Fortunately nobody ever got hurt from a woman with Borderline Personality Disorder.
Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:33 AM (qgFIz)

~~~~~~

Batshit crazy bitch I knew long, long ago disproves this.

Never, repeat never, stick it in crazy! No matter how much she begs with the handcuffs.

She's a lawyer now. I rest my case.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 19, 2016 12:39 AM (lQqij)

418 Bill R.

I'm sitting on property in the Orlando area in the community of College Park.

Likely up for sale in a year or three. Which is how I'll pay for the boat, of course.

Or if we have a total economic collapse, it's where I'll burn hobos to fuel the generator.

Whichever.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2016 12:39 AM (v5iqM)

419 416 I knew a woman diagnosed as such. She told me she was always aroused. Alas she did not want me. Her loss.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:26 AM (hVdx9

They are the definition of Crazy. It is not worth it

Run in the opposite direction from them.

Posted by: Cheech Johnson
****

She was actually mostly sane. Her choice in men sucked, but I would not have to worry about her stabbing me in my sleep.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:38 AM (hVdx9)

Trust me. Don't stick your duck in a Borderline.

Many many others will agree.

Posted by: Cheech Johnson at September 19, 2016 12:40 AM (qgFIz)

420 Trust me. Don't stick your duck in a Borderline.

Many many others will agree.

Posted by: Cheech Johnson
****

Never had the chance. Never will it seems.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:41 AM (hVdx9)

421 Comma comas commonly come comely. C'mon, you know it's true.

Posted by: GnuBreed, powering through his deplorability at September 19, 2016 12:41 AM (gyKtp)

422 Jim @ 399

I found out on Facebook about 6 months ago that a good friend from high school in my class has been living on Key Largo for about 30 years now. He was there when I was at Homestead and I never knew. I never made it to Key West. We tried one weekend but by the time we got to Islamorada I was too drunk to drive any further. Will try again one of these days. My drinking days are mostly over.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 19, 2016 12:41 AM (GYuMu)

423 413 Call the INS when you see your neighbor's lawn service come by.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 19, 2016 12:35 AM (lQqij)

I think INS has been ICE for about 15 years now.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2016 12:37 AM (P/kVC)

~~~

I'm old. Old habits die hard.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 19, 2016 12:41 AM (lQqij)

424 "Call the INS when you see your neighbor's lawn service come by.

Posted by: The Man from Athens "

And risk an IRS audit? No thanks. I'll just celebrate by drinking tequila and eating a burro. Or burrito.

Posted by: Ripley at September 19, 2016 12:41 AM (NbRJx)

425 Jason Falconer.....American Hero.

Evidently the Peaceful Maniac got up 3 times an even lunged at Mr. Falconer, before the Peaceful Maniac was stopped permanently.

The Incident illustrates WHY you keep shooting until the target is neutralized an no longer a threat.

Mr. Falconer practiced what he teaches....and SAVED Lives. Job exceedingly well done.

All the Best to him......he's earned it.

Evenin Horde Oh Plenty......Hope all's well.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at September 19, 2016 12:42 AM (EYBgV)

426 @416: "Great time but the smell of the paper mill in Panama City was hard to get used to."

I went to college in a small Minnesota town that's home to the old Malt-O-Meal factory. Garrison Keillor gave my freshman convocation speech. Paul Wellstone hung out at the local coffeeshop. Never gonna forget that cereal smell though.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 12:43 AM (21hN3)

427 Trust me. Don't stick your duck in a Borderline.

It's cruel to the duck.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:43 AM (0mRoj)

428 @421 Jim


Parts of Orlando are beginning to turn into a shithole too. Not a day goes by but what I don't see a couple shootings on the news. Not Chicago but they're working on it.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 19, 2016 12:44 AM (GYuMu)

429 Bill R.

The Keys are gorgeous. Beautiful. Heaven on Earth.

But Key West is a goner, it's San Francisco, East.

And living on the other Keys is hella spensive. Food don't get TO the grocery stores there without a helluva transport charge, etc.

Even boat moorings there are a fiscal ass-raping.

Be a tourist, drive through, spend a few days, enjoy, then leave with what's left of your wallet.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2016 12:45 AM (v5iqM)

430 Weasel Zippers has breaking news on more pipe bombs found near transit station in Elizabeth, New Jersey.

http://bit.ly/2cBgUlF

3 Pipe Bombs and 2 smaller devices, similar to those found earlier in Seaside, NJ.

Recall that the 911 caller stated that there would be more bombings. Sounds like authorities are finding more bombs for those "there will be more" attacks...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 19, 2016 12:45 AM (7A4qQ)

431 Parts of Orlando are beginning to turn into a shithole too. Not a day goes by but what I don't see a couple shootings on the news. Not Chicago but they're working on it.
Posted by: Bill R. at September 19, 2016 12:44 AM (GYuMu)

Parramore area's been a shithole for quite some time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:46 AM (0mRoj)

432 Weasel Zippers says Jersey is getting some more tonight...


Hillary is right,


Muslims want you to to vote Trump


They want to go home

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2016 12:46 AM (P/kVC)

433 Bill R.

The Keys are gorgeous. Beautiful. Heaven on Earth.

But Key West is a goner, it's San Francisco, East.

And living on the other Keys is hella spensive. Food don't get TO the grocery stores there without a helluva transport charge, etc.

Even boat moorings there are a fiscal ass-raping.

Be a tourist, drive through, spend a few days, enjoy, then leave with what's left of your wallet.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim
****

The person may have been wrong, but I was advised by San Fran it meant it had a HEAVY gay population.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:46 AM (hVdx9)

434 419 Does anybody know how we are supposed to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month?"

~~~~

Build a wall on our southern border.
Deport any and all here illegally.
Sentence human smuggles to death.

These should make our Hispanic citizens, native born or naturalized, quite happy.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 19, 2016 12:46 AM (lQqij)

435 The person may have been wrong, but I was advised by San Fran it meant it had a HEAVY gay population.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:46 AM (hVdx9)

Key West? Yes, it does.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:47 AM (0mRoj)

436 Weasel Zippers has breaking news on more pipe bombs found near transit station in Elizabeth, New Jersey.

http://bit.ly/2cBgUlF

3 Pipe Bombs and 2 smaller devices, similar to those found earlier in Seaside, NJ.

Recall that the 911 caller stated that there would be more bombings. Sounds like authorities are finding more bombs for those "there will be more" attacks...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton
****

And yet people trying to murder them will not keep the people of NJ from voting Dem. Mental illness.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:47 AM (hVdx9)

437 ¶test

Posted by: Kindltot at September 19, 2016 12:48 AM (lDj6i)

438 The person may have been wrong, but I was advised by San Fran it meant it had a HEAVY gay population.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:46 AM (hVdx9)

Key West? Yes, it does.

Posted by: Insomniac
****

Some of the most rabid, unhinged, scary leftists I have ever dealt with were gay.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:48 AM (hVdx9)

439 Fortunately nobody ever got hurt from a woman with Borderline Personality Disorder.
Posted by: Cheech Johnson


Irony so thick you could forge a knife from it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:49 AM (V3IFq)

440 Hillbilly King.

I wanna read Ayoob's after action report on Officer Falconer's shoot to put down the floor-kissing perp.

My prediction. Your thoughts, but in a 2,000 word magazine article.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2016 12:49 AM (v5iqM)

441 Innocent people shouldn't have to die in New Jersey train stations because Chris Christie closed a bridge to settle personal scores!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 12:49 AM (21hN3)

442 @ 432 Jim


Am going to ride the bike down to Key West one of these days. Right now my bike is in Michigan. There is still about another month or two of good weather up there, then I'll bring it down. I could do without seeing some of the sights in Key West but there are a few I'd like to see, like Hemingway's house.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 19, 2016 12:50 AM (GYuMu)

443 I will say that Florida is beautiful.
The drivers there make the ones in AZ seem like professional race car divers tho.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:51 AM (hVdx9)

444 Some of the most rabid, unhinged, scary leftists I have ever dealt with were gay.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:48 AM (hVdx9)

I think it partially has to do with the identity politics thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:52 AM (0mRoj)

445 Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:47 AM (0mRoj)


I've been told that by many people over a lot of years. If they don't bother me, I won't bother them.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 19, 2016 12:53 AM (GYuMu)

446 446 I will say that Florida is beautiful.
The drivers there make the ones in AZ seem like professional race car divers tho.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:51 AM (hVdx9)

We do have more than our fair share of senior citizens, snowbirds and tourists, none of whom can drive worth a damn.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:53 AM (0mRoj)

447 Meanwhile authorities discovered three pipe bombs and two smaller devices at a train station in Elizabeth, N.J.,

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 19, 2016 12:53 AM (gjgWX)

448 448 Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:47 AM (0mRoj)


I've been told that by many people over a lot of years. If they don't bother me, I won't bother them.
Posted by: Bill R. at September 19, 2016 12:53 AM (GYuMu)

Oh sure. It's just very in-your-face in Key West.

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:54 AM (0mRoj)

449 "All of these random incidents are just random. They have nothing to do with islam, which we all know is a religion of peace, and if someone does get killed at some point, America is tough enough to absorb it. If you have any questions, please ask my press secretary. I'll be on the golf course and at fundraiser for our Monarch in Waiting."

Posted by: Queen Barack I at September 19, 2016 12:54 AM (tvyXw)

450 Some of the most rabid, unhinged, scary leftists I have ever dealt with were gay.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:48 AM (hVdx9)

I think it partially has to do with the identity politics thing.

Posted by: Insomniac
***

I just chalk it up the part of the gay faction that really is mentally ill. I have worked with gay people who were quite sane.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:55 AM (hVdx9)

451 I think the trick is clearing the clipboard before copying for here.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 19, 2016 12:55 AM (gjgWX)

452 Bill R.

I've Gold Wing'd to Orlando on multiple occasions.

Stay off the effin Interstates, once you're South of I-10. Florida Turnpike being the sole exception.

Normally and statistically, Interstates are safer driving. But not on a bike in FL.

Daylight only, and the stress-O-meter is gonna redline.

Once you get off the mainland, it's better, but not BETTER.

Never even slightly relax till you're again North of I-10.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2016 12:55 AM (v5iqM)

453 The drivers there make the ones in AZ seem like professional race car divers tho.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:51 AM (hVdx9)


I have a house in West Phoenix that I bought in 88. My brother and I flew out there in 2012 to fix it because we had a bad tenant. The neighborhood has gotten pretty bad now and the traffic has probably tripled. They've widened all the roads that were all two lane back when I lived there. At least the city planners knew it would happen some day and they had already set aside the space to do it.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 19, 2016 12:57 AM (GYuMu)

454 Oh, you think BDP women are crazy?

Try a Malignant Narcissist. I dated one for a short time, and have a co-worker who has been officially diagnosed.

Also, my former boss was diagnosed with Passive Aggressive Personality disorder. Not fun either.

/yes, almost everyone in my life has a personality disorder, thank you for asking!

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 12:57 AM (tvyXw)

455 446 I will say that Florida is beautiful.
The drivers there make the ones in AZ seem like professional race car divers tho.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:51 AM (hVdx9)

We do have more than our fair share of senior citizens, snowbirds and tourists, none of whom can drive worth a damn.

Posted by: Insomniac
****

Spent a week there back in 2007. Every day I witnessed 1-2 road rage incidents. This was not bad driving, this was highly aggressive driving.
Even worse than here.
At the time FL was ranked in the top 3 for aggressive driving.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:57 AM (hVdx9)

456 but I would not have to worry about her stabbing me in my sleep
----------------
Ugh.
I HATE this saying. People joke about it, but I was trying to help my big brother once - flew him back home from Cape Canaveral & put a roof over his head, gave him 3 squares. He repaid me by threatening to kill me in my sleep.
My solution was to not sleep for the next 3 months.



* tilikum, I'm not throwing shade at you at all! Please don't take it that way.

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 12:57 AM (6l3mb)

457 Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 12:57 AM (6l3mb)

Jesus. What's wrong with your brother?

Posted by: Insomniac - Irredeemably Deplorable at September 19, 2016 12:58 AM (0mRoj)

458 well, time for bed.
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at September 19, 2016 12:58 AM (uAvJJ)

459 Roadies got cancelled. Bummer to the max.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 12:59 AM (V3IFq)

460 Weasel Zippers reports there was a pipe bomb in a garbage can. Seems like it was at an Amtrack station.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 12:59 AM (tvyXw)

461 How do I feel about being the same sex as Donald Trump? Pretty damn good, actually. He's an unapologetic alpha male, and it's nice to have someone like that running for President for once.

How do you feminists feel about being the same sex as Belle Gunness?

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2016 12:59 AM (0OG8D)

462 @457: "/yes, almost everyone in my life has a personality disorder, thank you for asking!"

Thorazine is an effective treatment for auditory hallucinations.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 01:00 AM (21hN3)

463 A friend kept having nightmares about his wife.
Come to find out she had bought a gun and was making plans.

Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 19, 2016 01:00 AM (gjgWX)

464 @455


Yeah, I kind of guessed that just by driving around here. I already ride as if everyone on the road is trying to kill me but I'll have to up that a notch or two.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 19, 2016 01:01 AM (GYuMu)

465 @464: "[Trump's] an unapologetic alpha male ..."

Even Jane Goodall agrees!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 01:01 AM (21hN3)

466 How do you feminists feel about being the same sex as Belle Gunness?
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hahahaha

Not sure if any of the 'ette's are feminists.

However... looking at the bio of Belle Gunness, I'm pretty sure the feminazi crowd would be proud of her. She was "empowered." Just like Hillary, our Monarch in Waiting.


Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 01:02 AM (tvyXw)

467 but I would not have to worry about her stabbing me in my sleep
----------------
Ugh.
I HATE this saying. People joke about it, but I was trying to help my big brother once - flew him back home from Cape Canaveral & put a roof over his head, gave him 3 squares. He repaid me by threatening to kill me in my sleep.
My solution was to not sleep for the next 3 months.



* tilikum, I'm not throwing shade at you at all! Please don't take it that way.

Posted by: Chi
****

No shade taken.
Hell, my psycho-moonbat bro brother has made repeated death threats against us as well.
Did I mention he has been unemployed for years and just about everything he has is thanks to us giving it to him?

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 01:03 AM (hVdx9)

468 462
Roadies got cancelled. Bummer to the max.
---

FYI, that show was nothing like real life. Trust me.

The real story is way more horrible/incredibly boring than you can imagine.

/yes, people who do have emotional problems end up on the road because they can't handle stable relationships. Many are frustrated "musicians."

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 01:04 AM (tvyXw)

469 Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:57 AM (hVdx9)


Arizona is another one of those states where everyone came from somewhere else.

I've been going close to 80 on the interstate here in Florida and been passed by the Highway Patrol.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 19, 2016 01:04 AM (GYuMu)

470 @ Warbler.


1,000 x Amen.

I won't go into all the reasons for the amen.

Suffice to say though, skills and subtlety equal or exceed volume and bombast on a consistent basis.

Works for me, won't work for Trump.

Three cheers for his very public shitting in the face of the opposition.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


*and with that, Hasta la nite nite, Horde!*

Posted by: Jim at September 19, 2016 01:04 AM (v5iqM)

471 #469: I'm sorry if it seemed like I was directing that at the 'ettes; that's not the case at all. It was directed at the feminists Shoe0nHead was responding to in her video.

And, yeah, you're probably right... feminists probably would admire Belle Gunness as a role model for all women.

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2016 01:05 AM (0OG8D)

472 Good night, Jim!

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2016 01:06 AM (0OG8D)

473
Thorazine is an effective treatment for auditory hallucinations.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 01:00 AM
---

I have told my boss [who is wonderful] that if I have to deal with the malignant narcissist again, that I expect him to get his vet to send me some Clydesdale strength horse tranquilizer.

I have no idea how he can explain to his vet why his two cats need Clydesdale strength horse tranquilizer; that's for him to work out.

Posted by: shibumi, a deplorable who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 19, 2016 01:07 AM (tvyXw)

474
"[Trump's] an unapologetic alpha male ..."
Even Jane Goodall agrees!


Right turn, Clyde!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 19, 2016 01:08 AM (IqV8l)

475 Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 12:57 AM (hVdx9)


Arizona is another one of those states where everyone came from somewhere else.

I've been going close to 80 on the interstate here in Florida and been passed by the Highway Patrol.

Posted by: Bill R.
****

Same here! Normally I do no more than 10 over because DPS will let that slide. More than that and ticket.
People here panic and actually drive UNDER the speed limit when there is a cop around. I pass the cop at 8-10 over and they leave me alone.
Thank God the police have common sense here.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 01:08 AM (hVdx9)

476 Hmmm, bags with pipes and wires in Jersey. No connection.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2016 01:10 AM (P/kVC)

477 G'night, Chem.

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 01:11 AM (6l3mb)

478 Horse tranquilizers are quicker and less painful than arsenic. Very thoughtful of you!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 01:13 AM (21hN3)

479 Also Racist: Kermit.
Because.

Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Hey! It's not easy being green!

Posted by: RKae at September 19, 2016 01:13 AM (i+OYT)

480 Jesus. What's wrong with your brother?
Posted by: Insomniac
-------------
Well, if I had the answer to that one, I wouldn't be hanging out at 1 AM with you Morons.
I'd have a sybdicated TV show produced by Oprah, and be living on my 62ft Viking somewhere off the coast of Tahiti, waist deep in Penelope Cruz.

But, as Frank Sinatra once said, That's Life.

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 01:16 AM (6l3mb)

481 @478

I think that going slow when there's a cop around is a natural tendency. I see it everywhere. If a cop is going slow, I'll pass him. Then usually others will speed up a bit once they see he doesn't pull me over. But if he's under the speed limit, I'll make sure I'm no more than a couple mph above it.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 19, 2016 01:16 AM (GYuMu)

482 FYI, that show was nothing like real life. Trust me.

The real story is way more horrible/incredibly boring than you can imagine.

/yes, people who do have emotional problems end up on the road because they can't handle stable relationships. Many are frustrated "musicians."
Posted by: shibumi



Yes, I realize that, but still...

I don't watch TV for realistic things. I watch it for flippity-gammaties.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2016 01:17 AM (V3IFq)

483 In case y'all haven't seen the latest political earthquake from Germany:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-37403542

"Germany's CDU, the party of Chancellor Angela Merkel, has suffered historic losses in Berlin state elections.

It has been ousted from the state governing coalition with the centre-left Social Democrats.

Meanwhile the right-wing anti-migrant party Alternative for Germany (AfD) made gains and will enter the state parliament for the first time.

Mrs Merkel's popularity has waned since her decision last year to allow more than a million migrants into Germany.

The CDU won 17.6% of the vote - its worst-ever result in Berlin.

It is the party's second electoral blow in two weeks, having been pushed into third place by the AfD in Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania at the beginning of the month."

This is all part of the Brexit-Trump axis, of course. (Oops, I said "axis.") Massive shift in public consciousness, and no fear of ousting the establishment politicians and parties.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 01:18 AM (jBuUi)

484 @478

I think that going slow when there's a cop around is a natural tendency. I see it everywhere. If a cop is going slow, I'll pass him. Then usually others will speed up a bit once they see he doesn't pull me over. But if he's under the speed limit, I'll make sure I'm no more than a couple mph above it.

Posted by: Bill R
***

I completely understand slowing down, but a number of them will drive UNDER the speed limit. It's really annoying and at times dangerous.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 01:19 AM (hVdx9)

485 G'night, Jim.
--------

Right turn, Clyde!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
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For that reference alone, I award you unlimited ampersands and an AoS t-shirt.

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 01:20 AM (6l3mb)

486 Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 01:16 AM (6l3mb)

You're too melatonin for Oprah

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 19, 2016 01:21 AM (voOPb)

487 Sudafed and melatonin with scotch is a poor man's Ambien.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 01:22 AM (21hN3)

488 I'm out for the evening. Good night, deplorables!

Posted by: The Deplorable Prothonotary Warbler at September 19, 2016 01:23 AM (0OG8D)

489 @443,

Brother Jim,

A pleasure as always Good Sir. Hope the currents keep Mother Nature far away.

Perhaps we need to see if The Powers That Be would allow an educational/instructional weekend thread pertainin to the subject.

A weekly reminder of how "The Good Guy with a gun" saves the day, (from getting much, much worse)....

But I digress......(The Octane is accumulatin)

I reckon Mr. Falconer will work very, Very hard to learn an improve from this experience. Hope it's the only one he ever faces.


Posted by: Hillbillyking at September 19, 2016 01:26 AM (EYBgV)

490 I completely understand slowing down, but a number of them will drive UNDER the speed limit. It's really annoying and at times dangerous.
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here?

So very true!!

Posted by: Bill R. at September 19, 2016 01:29 AM (GYuMu)

491
You're too melatonin for Oprah
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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I don't get it .
That shit that is supposed to, but doesn't help me sleep?

Hey, next time you talk to L, tell her to send me a physical address. I have a pile of albums her with name on them, but she won't accept a gift. (Some people get offended by that, btw)

I'll send them to you if I have to, then you can forward them.
I can't be buried with hundreds of discs of vinyl, girl. Take them & enjoy, dammit.

*zombie's favorite band, Steely Dan, is featured heavily.

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 01:31 AM (6l3mb)

492 I had fond hopes of doing computer shit today while the fiancee was out and about....and ended up spending most of my time with the smoker. Chicken marinated in garlic and sage with wine, and pork sirloin roast, smoked over cherry.....




I feel bad that the LookingGlass computers aren't farther along.....but the meat would have gone bad if I'd focused more on computing.....

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 19, 2016 01:32 AM (EzgxV)

493 The CDU won 17.6% of the vote - its worst-ever result in Berlin.

I wonder if the CSU can leave the CDU? There is no way the Bavarians are down with her "migrant" bullshit.

Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2016 01:32 AM (J3phO)

494 G'night warbler.

*as a nerd amateur birder, I have always liked your nic

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 01:35 AM (6l3mb)

495 466
A friend kept having nightmares about his wife.

Come to find out she had bought a gun and was making plans.



Posted by: gNewt....forever censored at September 19, 2016 01:00 AM (gjgWX)


Sometimes your subconscious knows the warning signs before you do.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 01:38 AM (J+mig)

496 Good night all!

Posted by: Bill R. at September 19, 2016 01:39 AM (GYuMu)

497 Defending the civilized world against vegetarians is a noble pursuit.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 01:39 AM (21hN3)

498 495 I had fond hopes of doing computer shit today while the fiancee was out and about....
--------------
How long does a visit to youporn.com take you?
I'd be finished before the wife's car got out of the driveway.

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 01:40 AM (6l3mb)

499 Massive shift in public consciousness, and no fear of ousting the establishment politicians and parties.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 01:18 AM (jBuUi)


And the Establishment just can't wrap its head around the idea that, when we're already getting exactly 0% of what we want from government, there's nothing to lose by trusting someone - anyone - else.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 01:40 AM (J+mig)

500 G'night, Bill R.

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 01:40 AM (6l3mb)

501 Looking at the picture of Nessie in the sidebar, yeah, it could be three seals frolicking (or otters, whatever lives there) . If it is, they're going to the left. First one has his head up, other two have just begun diving and their heads have made a little splash.

I blame Trump. Just because.

Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2016 01:41 AM (J3phO)

502 Sometimes your subconscious knows the warning signs before you do.

Her asking how many times the Postman rang might have started the ball rolling ...

Posted by: Adriane the Criminal Logic Critic ... at September 19, 2016 01:42 AM (AoK0a)

503 Massive shift in public consciousness, and no fear of ousting the establishment politicians and parties.

Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2016 01:18 AM (jBuUi)


And the Establishment just can't wrap its head around the idea that, when we're already getting exactly 0% of what we want from government, there's nothing to lose by trusting someone - anyone - else.

Posted by: Cato
***

That bubble of isolation and extreme arrogance keeps them from seeing the big picture from what I can tell.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 01:44 AM (hVdx9)

504 Think I will pick up a S&W SD9 for summertime car duty.
Here in AZ after 8 hours in the glove compartment an all metal gun will practically brand your hand when you pick it up.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 01:46 AM (hVdx9)

505 Five hundred comments lined up in a thread.

Sit here and read them or head off to bed?

Ask for the horde to give me a summary,

get back some snark, of course, you big dummary.

*

Now that I'm all here, I'm not all there. Whuzzup, GUYS?

Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - click here for deplorable stuff at September 19, 2016 01:48 AM (FrMyu)

506 Posted by: Adriane the Criminal Logic Critic
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After last night, I spent most of the day with the magic musIc box turned up to 9. (Neigh or are loving me!)

Here is one I forgot even existed:

Donald Fagen - Morph The Cat

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 01:48 AM (6l3mb)

507 Jeff Fisher has a Super Bowl ring as a part of the 1985 Bears!!!

"Fisher earned a Super Bowl ring after Chicago's 1985 Super Bowl season, despite spending the year on injured reserve with an ankle injury that prematurely ended his playing career. Fisher stayed with the Bears as a defensive assistant while on injured reserve for the season."

"During 1985, Fisher used his time on the Bears' injured reserve to assist defensive coordinator Buddy Ryan."

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at September 19, 2016 01:53 AM (EMi53)

508 I'm beginning to suspect that the Pope and Gary Johnson have the same dealer. And it's the brown acid.

Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - click here for deplorable stuff at September 19, 2016 01:54 AM (FrMyu)

509 Bomb detonated in Elizabeth NJ train station (no injuries), others found. Five guys (heavily armed) detained near Verrazamo Narrows bridge.


Possibly not helpful to the racist/authoritarian/rent-seeking/ignorant bloc currently dominating the country, and its bumbling wheezing prez candidate.


Possibly.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2016 01:55 AM (QDnY+)

510 Ask for the horde to give me a summary
--------------
I got here late (decent nap. thank you midday bourbon).
I didn't see a theme per se, but I highly recommend that Buzz Williams video up top. Man knows what it's all about.

Posted by: Chi at September 19, 2016 01:57 AM (6l3mb)

511 ROP is copying me again in a train station in NJ. I haven't been this happy since yesterday.

Posted by: Bill Ayers at September 19, 2016 01:59 AM (zeCC1)

512 Bomb detonated in Elizabeth NJ train station (no injuries), others found. Five guys (heavily armed) detained near Verrazamo Narrows bridge.


Possibly not helpful to the racist/authoritarian/rent-seeking/ignorant bloc currently dominating the country, and its bumbling wheezing prez candidate.


Possibly.

Posted by: rhomboid
****

Sigh. Voting our way out? Probably not.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 02:00 AM (hVdx9)

513 Summary? If you insist.

"A fair to middling ONT that needed more goat yoga."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 02:00 AM (21hN3)

514 Let's not jump to conclusions. Let's milk this for overtime.

Posted by: DHS at September 19, 2016 02:02 AM (zeCC1)

515 Dunno if true, though seems like it, but it appears homeless discovered the unexploded bombs in both Chelsea and Elizabeth NJ - the terrorists left them in bags that were normal/attractive enough that they were soon checked out for anything of value.


!!!!!


Kinda cool - and I believe thankfully none of the homeless involved were injured - but seems like America's first line of defense is ...... not a secured, normal border; not an admissions, immigration, or refugee policy that makes any sense; not intel/law enforcement outfits really on top of their game; certainly not a competent serious foreign policy or counter-terrorism policy - but ...... some homeless guys in NY alleys and NJ train stations.


Nice.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2016 02:03 AM (QDnY+)

516 No reasonable prosecutor would indict one of JEF's refugees.

Posted by: Director Comey at September 19, 2016 02:04 AM (zeCC1)

517 Bomb detonated in Elizabeth NJ train station

We can't be sure it's a bomb. If Hillary mumbled that it is, then it is, but if Trump said it's a bomb, he's jumping the gun like a wild-eyed maniac.

In any case, it's certainly not terrorism - probably just some innocent Muslim trying to invent the clock.

Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - click here for deplorable stuff at September 19, 2016 02:05 AM (FrMyu)

518 Dirka dirka Mohammed jihad boom boom

where free shit office?

Posted by: Typical Jihadi at September 19, 2016 02:05 AM (zeCC1)

519 VerrazaNo, FFS.


Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2016 02:05 AM (QDnY+)

520 All of these unexploded bombs makes the conspiratorial part of my primordial lizard brain wonder if this crew wasn't sold defective parts by undercover feds.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 02:06 AM (21hN3)

521 Watching the media say it's not "international terrorism" is both funny and sad.
Again, not even the LIVs draw such a distinction.
Will this change their vote? Remains to be seen.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 02:07 AM (hVdx9)

522 I can feel the Force.

Posted by: Ted Kaczynski at September 19, 2016 02:09 AM (zeCC1)

523 523 WF

Interesting theory.

What evidence is there that said Feds are that competent?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: ibguy at September 19, 2016 02:09 AM (vUcdz)

524 And go baseball Cardinals.

After this weekend, I'm confident they'll win the wild card playoff then rip the still beating hearts outta Cubs fans everywhere in four bizarre and flukey games.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 02:09 AM (21hN3)

525 The stupidity of humans goes to ∞

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 02:09 AM (hVdx9)

526 All these bombings are making me wet.

Posted by: Bernadine Dohrn at September 19, 2016 02:09 AM (zeCC1)

527
Bomb detonated in Elizabeth NJ train station
Posted by: rhomboid



Racist!

The more inclusive term is Ammonium-Nitrate American.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2016 02:10 AM (kdS6q)

528 Oh Tillikum, given 2012 and so much else, I have no real expectation of positive change coming from elections or any other source.


Still there would be empty-calorie enjoyment in seeing the vile Clinton thing flushed from national life, and mocking the ignorant and/or idiotic public figures and those around us who will lose their s**t if you-know-who wins. Which is looking at worst 50/50 at this (still kinda early) point.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2016 02:10 AM (QDnY+)

529 Only a few more months to get the job done.....

Posted by: JEF at September 19, 2016 02:10 AM (zeCC1)

530

The bombs found at the train station blew up

NOT a controlled demolition


Blew the robot up when it touched the bag. Its the real deal

Posted by: ThunderB at September 19, 2016 02:10 AM (Vu8K+)

531 If you want your trash can bombs you can keep your trash can bombs.

Posted by: JEF at September 19, 2016 02:12 AM (zeCC1)

532

Suspects were in a subaru with NJ plates. Heavily armed



But i was told there were no johadis in Elizabeth or Patterson

Posted by: ThunderB at September 19, 2016 02:12 AM (Vu8K+)

533 "The Homeless Pawing Through Trash Cans and Bags at America's Transport Hubs - Our Nation's First Line of Defense"

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2016 02:12 AM (QDnY+)

534 The bombs found at the train station blew up



NOT a controlled demolition





Blew the robot up when it touched the bag. Its the real deal

Posted by: ThunderB at September 19, 2016 02:10 AM (Vu8K+)


Just pipes and wires, construction materials, they just pop off on occasion.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 19, 2016 02:13 AM (P/kVC)

535
Disgusting performance by the media today

Posted by: ThunderB at September 19, 2016 02:14 AM (Vu8K+)

536 Here is one I forgot even existed:

Donald Fagen - Morph The Cat


I will check it out.

I've been humming the following ear worm all weekend ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-9h2NcLbgU

A very different version from Peter, Paul, & Mary -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNSyqazXfGE

Posted by: Adriane the Criminal Logic Critic ... at September 19, 2016 02:14 AM (AoK0a)

537 Uh lots of things blow up, phones, airplanes, buses. What's the problem?

Posted by: JEF at September 19, 2016 02:14 AM (zeCC1)

538 @528
And beyond

Posted by: Chi Lightyear at September 19, 2016 02:14 AM (6l3mb)

539
All of these unexploded bombs makes the conspiratorial part of my primordial lizard brain wonder if this crew wasn't sold defective parts by undercover feds.
Posted by: Walter Freeman



The guns they sold under Project Gunwalking worked just dandy. Even had an extended warranty....

Saw, at the Daily Mail but who knows, that the bombs found had classic flip-phone triggers. Might be running into signal issues. Wonder how many bars you get inside a metal dumpster.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2016 02:15 AM (kdS6q)

540 TWA flight 800 just blew up. Just another day at the office.

Posted by: Your Government at September 19, 2016 02:16 AM (zeCC1)

541 The ones in elizabeth worked fine. Its wasnt a controlled detonation. They went off on thier own

Posted by: ThunderB at September 19, 2016 02:16 AM (Vu8K+)

542 Oh Tillikum, given 2012 and so much else, I have no real expectation of positive change coming from elections or any other source.


Still there would be empty-calorie enjoyment in seeing the vile Clinton thing flushed from national life, and mocking the ignorant and/or idiotic public figures and those around us who will lose their s**t if you-know-who wins. Which is looking at worst 50/50 at this (still kinda early) point.

Posted by: rhomboid
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My belief is that even if Trump wins, it will only delay the inevitable.
The left most certainly has a fascist streak and they desperately want to indulge it. There is no reasoning with them. The element of the left that wants to inflict physical harm upon their "enemy" is rapidly becoming ascendant.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 02:16 AM (hVdx9)

543 542 LDC

Can you hear me now?

Posted by: ibguy at September 19, 2016 02:17 AM (vUcdz)

544 Actually Thunder, you were told there were not spontaneous celebrations during 9/11 in Patterson. Which, apparently, there were.


Remember that one from the very beginning of the Trumpenkrieg?


Whatever else he is/isn't, good or bad, Trump is a mirror reflecting just how off the rails our civic culture is - he can make a mundane observation that's both factually correct and sensible, and the organs of mass desinformatziya and the drooling apparatchiks of the rotten power structure must engage in bizarre histrionics to deny it all.


No path to redemption is visible, but at least all reasonable doubt about the depths of the degradation has been removed.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2016 02:17 AM (QDnY+)

545 tick tock

Posted by: Clock Boy at September 19, 2016 02:17 AM (zeCC1)

546 All these bombings are making me wet.

Posted by: Bernadine Dohrn at September 19, 2016 02:09 AM (zeCC1)
All these bombings make me kinda twitchy.

Posted by: Diana Oughton at September 19, 2016 02:18 AM (9/8em)

547 One of the major traits of the left is pathological denial of reality.
To hold the "beliefs" they do, there would have to be.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 02:19 AM (hVdx9)

548 This is all Trump's fault. And Putin's. Mostly Trump's.

Posted by: Hildabeast at September 19, 2016 02:19 AM (zeCC1)

549 Cnn diesnt know the devices in Elizabeth went off

Posted by: ThunderB at September 19, 2016 02:19 AM (Vu8K+)

550 Cnn diesnt know the devices in Elizabeth went off

Posted by: ThunderB
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Global warming.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 02:24 AM (hVdx9)

551 Bomb detonated in Elizabeth NJ train station

Man, there sure is a lot of workplace violence happening today.

Posted by: JC at September 19, 2016 02:24 AM (cIqob)

552 Wonder if the bombs were set for the morning.


Blowing up empty train station platforms on Sunday night, late - about the emptiest time of all for those places - seems stupid even by jihadi standards.


Geraldo's pushing a claim that it's been leaked the 5 detained guys are Afghans. Probably all 5 of the country's surviving Buddhists, still pissed about the Bamiyan statue thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2016 02:27 AM (QDnY+)

553
My belief is that even if Trump wins, it will only delay the inevitable.
Posted by: Tilikum



Ever hear the story that ends, "Perhaps the King will die, perhaps I will die -- or perhaps the horse will learn to speak"?

Maybe a focus on short term incremental goals is the way to soldier thru these times.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 19, 2016 02:27 AM (kdS6q)

554 No, but I will search it out.
I am a "on my feet type".

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 02:29 AM (hVdx9)

555 556 LDC

Most excellent reference.

Well played!

Posted by: ibguy at September 19, 2016 02:31 AM (vUcdz)

556 Well my short term goals this instant are limited to getting through another 20-25 pages of the Kershaw Hitler bio, so off to do that. Adolf is just about to sign his own death warrant - Barbarossa - and the more sane types in the army, who were pondering a coup before Munich and before the western offensive, are now serenely going along with something 1,000 times as perilous for their country.


Victory disease, do you speak it muthafucka? (in both Japanese, AND German)


Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2016 02:38 AM (QDnY+)

557 Adriane, I was all over the board today.

Haven't turned on the old Denon in a looooong time, but she got a workout today.
I started with Dire Straits, and then it all went haywire.
The Nightfly, Aja, Beastie Boys (?), En Vogue, Sinatra, Diane Schuur, Gov't Mule (double disc, Live - the Deepest End), some Acid Jazz mix, Keb Mo, Kid Rock - needle scratch! Naptime - Los Lonely Boys, Santana... ended off with Noah Jones.
All in all, a ood day of going through old stuff.

I have a stack of discs queued up to run through tomorrow, Robert Cray on top.

Posted by: Chi Lightyear at September 19, 2016 02:38 AM (6l3mb)

558 Adriane, I was all over the board today.

Haven't turned on the old Denon in a looooong time, but she got a workout today.
I started with Dire Straits, and then it all went haywire.
The Nightfly, Aja, Beastie Boys (?), En Vogue, Sinatra, Diane Schuur, Gov't Mule (double disc, Live - the Deepest End), some Acid Jazz mix, Keb Mo, Kid Rock - needle scratch! Naptime - Los Lonely Boys, Santana... ended off with Noah Jones.
All in all, a ood day of going through old stuff.

I have a stack of discs queued up to run through tomorrow, Robert Cray on top.


Posted by: Chi Lightyear
****

I remember when Denon was spoken of in reverent tones, even for car audio. Memories...

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 02:40 AM (hVdx9)

559 Ever hear the story that ends, "Perhaps the King will die, perhaps I will die -- or perhaps the horse will learn to speak"?

Whattsamattau?!? They can't shut Hillary up!

Posted by: Adriane the Equine Speaking Critic ... at September 19, 2016 02:41 AM (AoK0a)

560 Haven't turned on the old Denon in a looooong time, but she got a workout today.

The hubby & I replaced a spigot washer and descaled the Kuerig.

I think you had way more fun.
: -)))

Posted by: Adriane the Equine Speaking Critic ... at September 19, 2016 02:44 AM (AoK0a)

561 Read the story and all I could think of was," and maybe monkeys will fly out of my butt."

I fear the die has been cast and entropy rules the day. I would love nothing more than to be wrong. If I am not, I will be in the ground in 5 years.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 02:44 AM (hVdx9)

562
I am a "on my feet type".
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale
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Sometimes, the way autocucumber treats me, it looks like I type with my feet.

Posted by: Chi Lightyear at September 19, 2016 02:45 AM (6l3mb)

563 I am a "on my feet type".
Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale
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Sometimes, the way autocucumber treats me, it looks like I type with my feet.

Posted by: Chi
****

Well, when you're watching porn you have to type with something that isn't occupied. Am I right?

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 02:49 AM (hVdx9)

564 I remember when Denon was spoken of in reverent tones, even for car audio. Memories...
Posted by: Tilikum
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Antique Denon + Polk Audio = pure fucking magic.
Ask my neighbor's from 6 houses away!

Of course, I could've fried an egg on top of that thing today...

Posted by: Chi Lightyear at September 19, 2016 02:53 AM (j1QJp)

565 536 "The Homeless Pawing Through Trash Cans and Bags at America's Transport Hubs - Our Nation's First Line of Defense"

The system worked.

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at September 19, 2016 02:54 AM (gyKtp)

566 Antique Denon + Polk Audio = pure fucking magic.
Ask my neighbor's from 6 houses away!

Of course, I could've fried an egg on top of that thing today...

Posted by: Chi
****

Denon AND Polk? Niiiiice.

Posted by: Tilikum Irredeemable Killer Assault Whale- Why Am I Still Here? at September 19, 2016 02:57 AM (hVdx9)

567 As a side note....our recent cruise to Victoria, BC, had a very brief stop in port -- but we had an extended visit there just a year ago. We elected to taxi to Mile Marker Zero and wander back through Beacon Hill Park into town and back to the ship, and this worked out very well for us.



We started out with the parade ground and monuments to various royals that had attended, passed on to a cricket field, then explored some beautiful formal gardens (with peacocks) before a final jaunt through commemoration trees planted by notaries such as Churchill and Baden-Powell. It was a beautiful and satisfying add-on for someone who had already spent a couple of days in Victoria the previous year. We cannot imagine how disappointed a cruiser might have been had they attempted to experience Victoria in the meager time allotted.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 19, 2016 03:00 AM (EzgxV)

568
The hubby & I replaced a spigot washer and descaled the Kuerig.

I think you had way more fun.
: -)))
Posted by: Adriane the Equine Speaking Critic
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Um, let's see.
Wake up call at 8AM from my panicked 70 yr old neighbor - "I need you here now!"
Thinking she fell & broke a hip, I ran across the street in my underwear.
Only to find her standing in an inch of water in her utility room - flipping circuit breakers, trying to shut off the water that had been spraying the room for who knows how long.

What should've been a 15 minute job to replace washer supply hoses turned into seven hours of suck.
There is a reason I needed bourbon & Kid Rock at 1 in the afternoon...

Posted by: Chi Lightyear at September 19, 2016 03:02 AM (j1QJp)

569 Just finished watching "Hanna" on SyFy. It starred a disturbingly pretty, way to young, actress named Saoirse Ronan. The movies is ok but that girl. Oye! Pretty little thing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 19, 2016 03:03 AM (hH8s1)

570 Annnnnnd.... g'nite.

Posted by: deplorable mindful webworker - click here for deplorable stuff at September 19, 2016 03:04 AM (FrMyu)

571 And, as a side note, there were fancy tents all over the place in the parks -- residences of the better-off homeless.

Posted by: deplorable cthulhu at September 19, 2016 03:09 AM (EzgxV)

572 I am grateful to live in a level of technology that includes wet-vacs ...

Posted by: Adriane the Equine Speaking Critic ... at September 19, 2016 03:11 AM (AoK0a)

573 No Farmer tonight, huh?
Hit me up, dude.
F tucker fish - at the g spot

I tried sending an email a day or so ago, but it keeps getting kicked back.
3 messages now from Gmail telling me to fuck off.
I only sent it once, G. Take a knee, lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Chi Lightyear at September 19, 2016 03:11 AM (j1QJp)

574 575 I am grateful to live in a level of technology that includes wet-vacs ...
Posted by: Adriane
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Ha!
I took my shopvac over to Shirley's today so she could get the water out of her dryer (NOT a typo) & clean the room up.
She didn't want to use it because "you're not allowed to vacuum water! You'll get shocked!"

This coming from the woman I found standing barefoot in an inch of water while flipping breakers in her panel...

Posted by: Chi Lightyear at September 19, 2016 03:17 AM (j1QJp)

575 OK.
Now that I've killed the thread, and everyone is commatose* - who has an 8 year old boy kid?
I need a cheap idea for birthday gift. Think what you think is cheap, then divide it by 2.

I was thinking a rocket like I used to play with & love, but those things are pricey! This is just a neighbor kid. Not someone I actually like.

Posted by: Chi Lightyear at September 19, 2016 03:27 AM (j1QJp)

576 While I was on my back, under the slop sink replacing the supply lines, I heard "Chi, there is a lititle black boy on your front porch..."

Being the quick-witted, smart comedian I am, I said " shit! He got out again?"
Apparently, not everyone has a great sense of humor. That one didn't go over very well.

Posted by: Chi Lightyear at September 19, 2016 03:42 AM (j1QJp)

577 I can sit here a talk to myself all morning, folks.
Or at least until Skip wakes up.
or Vic starts posting the news links...

Posted by: Chi Lightyear at September 19, 2016 03:46 AM (j1QJp)

578 ohhh ... you a bad man ...

Posted by: Adriane the Equine Speaking Critic ... at September 19, 2016 03:47 AM (AoK0a)

579 >>>Being the quick-witted, smart comedian I am, I said " shit! He got out again?"

Apparently, not everyone has a great sense of humor. That one didn't go over very well.
Posted by: Chi Lightyear at September 19, 2016 03:42 AM (j1QJp)<<<


Oh, I just hate when that happens!
Not the joke flopping... the kid escaping.

Posted by: Dingy Harry Reid at September 19, 2016 03:49 AM (H9MG5)

580 Funny part - his name is Carlton. (Cool kid, btw)
But he doesn't know a thing about Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air. He looked at me like I was an alien when I asked him about it .
If I can find a dvd set for $5, I'm on that shit like ace on a hobo.

Posted by: Chi Lightyear at September 19, 2016 03:59 AM (j1QJp)

581 I liked books at that age & most boys don't.

Good night, Chi ...
Good night, Horde.
Something new everyday,
No reason to get bored ...

Posted by: Adriane the Equine Speaking Critic ... at September 19, 2016 04:04 AM (AoK0a)

582 G'night Adriane.

Yeah, a book is always my first choice. but what holds the interest of an 8 year old?
That's been over 40 years!...

Posted by: Chi Lightyear at September 19, 2016 04:10 AM (j1QJp)

583 Feds beginning to float the idea of an "active terror cell" larger than the five arrested tonight.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 04:18 AM (21hN3)

584 Something odd is going on, Ive put a few comments up, but it obviously wasnt on this thread.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2016 04:33 AM (8lPj5)

585 I can't find them, so don't know what old thread I was on.
I'll start over.
Good morning horde
It's game day and as one can imagine I hate MNF

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2016 04:35 AM (8lPj5)

586 Ah, I was on the bombing thread, maybe tablet didn't load top or had it scrolled down.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2016 04:38 AM (8lPj5)

587 583 Funny part - his name is Carlton. (Cool kid, btw)
But he doesn't know a thing about Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air. He looked at me like I was an alien when I asked him about it .
If I can find a dvd set for $5, I'm on that shit like ace on a hobo.

Posted by: Chi Lightyear at September 19, 2016 03:59 AM (j1QJp



Play some "Its not Unusual" and see if he starts dancing.

Posted by: buzzion at September 19, 2016 04:40 AM (bMG0w)

588 Might only have a couple of days at the college, boss is sending me help though I tried to talk him out of it. The doors are not coming till October.
And didn't get any rain as we were suppose to get. Wednesday will make it 4 weeks without.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2016 04:43 AM (8lPj5)

589 I think now the tablet went to where I left off.
47 Ronin 1941 is on TCM

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2016 04:45 AM (8lPj5)

590 I hate waking up early

Posted by: wing at September 19, 2016 04:45 AM (H6lzU)

591 Jeh "I paid good money for this job'Johnson says we are plagued by lone wolf attacks.
Hey Jeh, lots of lone wolf attacks makes it a movement.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2016 04:51 AM (8lPj5)

592 Posted by: Chi Lightyear at September 19, 2016 04:10 AM (j1QJp)

Tough question....brats nowadays have access ro so much....

And....I have an Ad-Com amp and pre-amp from the late 1980s that I am dying to fire up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2016 04:53 AM (Zu3d9)

593 Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2016 04:51 AM (8lPj5)

But it's not terrorism!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2016 04:55 AM (Zu3d9)

594 The few reviews on this movie give it good marks, its two movies put together and while takes time to build does come out to reward at the end.
I'm not going to see the end, I need a DVR

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2016 05:00 AM (8lPj5)

595 The movie is on YouTube so could watch end later.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2016 05:05 AM (8lPj5)

596 If Malcom Jenkins pulls his stunt tonight I hope he gets smoked for 3 touchdowns.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2016 05:07 AM (8lPj5)

597 And last thought I put on old thread was there was supposed to be rain here this morning or from overnight, nothing. I haven't had rain here and Wednesday it will be 4 weeks by my count.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2016 05:09 AM (8lPj5)

598 Stay safe all, be a thorn in the sides of leftists everywhere.

Posted by: Skip at September 19, 2016 05:11 AM (8lPj5)

599 The WaPo keeps calling these "incidents" "mysterious". They weren't "mysterious incidents" to Trump--maybe you should hire him, WaPo.

A Palestinian immigration-reformer takes a meat-cleaver-for-Allah swipe at a cop--not a mystery.

A Somali in a fake mall-cop uniform goes on a stab-for-Allah shopper spree--not a mystery.

More bomb-for-Allah bastards in NY and Jersey--not a mystery.

A pharmacy break-in in Chappaqua in which only the Quaaludes were stolen.

Also not a mystery.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 19, 2016 05:41 AM (Ndje9)

600 But that Nessie sighting, now that's a mystery!

I showed the photo to my son with no context and he said, "Seals in the ocean."

Back to the whisky, ye daft bugger.

Posted by: Gem at September 19, 2016 05:46 AM (uaHyk)

601 Cuomo: "Bombs going off is terrorism but not necessarily international terrorism"

Wtf. Like the flavor matters to the people have shrapnel dug out of their bodies. Or to a governor.

C'mon NY. Pull your heads out. Please consider electing some sane people! Cup of, Deblaso? Sheesh...

Posted by: Cooldawg at September 19, 2016 06:10 AM (v/mjE)

602 While waiting for Vic, the conservative treehouse blog has an article that may be the smoking gun to the Hillary emails. Link in nic.

Posted by: Chillin the most at September 19, 2016 06:14 AM (Cl52v)

603 It's not terrorism if no one gets hurt, thank goodness.

Posted by: Gary Johnson at September 19, 2016 06:14 AM (97XyN)

604 Skip - youre gonna get your rain today. A ton of it. Radar of Delaware is purple. Thats a shitload of water headed our way. All day.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton - dressed for December on an September day at September 19, 2016 06:15 AM (ZFUt7)

605 I was reading the "The Gipper Lives" blog... good stuff, Gipper!

I don't understand the insanity of the left and their utterly bizarre embrace of the death cult. I saw a quote by some German lunatic woman who was delirious with joy that Germans would be a minority in their own country within 20-30 years. WTF? She's looking forward to living under a bag and being some man's property?

I just don't get it.

Posted by: Gem at September 19, 2016 06:21 AM (uaHyk)

606 Argh, it be near VNN time, argh. Pass me grog, bucko.

Posted by: Gem at September 19, 2016 06:22 AM (uaHyk)

607 While waiting for Vic, the conservative treehouse blog has an article that may be the smoking gun to the Hillary emails. Link in nic.Posted by: Chillin the most 


There's your fucking intent Comey. I wonder if she was trying to save Blumenthal's ass or implicate him?


That's Drudge siren level stuff.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton - dressed for December on an September day at September 19, 2016 06:24 AM (ZFUt7)

608 So, the "Wall of Shame" is back? Oh, darn. I'll have to cut down on my posting.

I didn't want to go post on the book thread now because I thought that might cause me to get banned by I really enjoyed the discussion of Hillary Clinton's use of "irredeemable". Thanks, OregonMuse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 19, 2016 06:24 AM (EnGQE)

609 Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 19, 2016 06:24 AM (EnGQE)

Inciting violence or making personal attacks on other commenters is pretty much the only way you will get banned.

I wouldn't worry about it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2016 06:29 AM (Zu3d9)

610 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2016 06:29 AM (Zu3d9)

I think sometimes people have gotten in trouble for posting on an old thread. I wasn't sure if that was considered "old".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 19, 2016 06:31 AM (EnGQE)

611 Flashes of light.
Loud noises.
Water falling from sky.

What's happening?

Good morning, horde.

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 19, 2016 06:32 AM (Om16U)

612 Last time I checked New Jersey was Hillary +4. Now we have a group of terrorists working the NY/NJ area.

You know who that helps?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton - dressed for December on an September day at September 19, 2016 06:34 AM (ZFUt7)

613 I remember reading about a year ago some discussion on a lefty blog some Minnesota libs mocking the hateful haters on the right for wanting to cut Muslim immigration. In particular they were discussing their wonderful Somali immigrant community and how lucky they are to have them. (Being part of a community makes you wonderful to a liberal) I'm wondering if they feel lucky now? And just wait until that Somali birthrate starts showing up in your elementary schools and they a start getting their relatives in as well.. You will feel as fortunate as I do with our illegal south-of-the-border community here in Atlanta.

Posted by: Ripley at September 19, 2016 06:34 AM (1BQGO)

614 >>>I think sometimes people have gotten in trouble for posting on an old thread. I wasn't sure if that was considered "old".
.
.
.
.There is an "auto-ban" feature for posting in old threads but I am not sure what counts as old.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 19, 2016 06:34 AM (iONHu)

615 Mornin' Horde.

The Dems are in a panic.

It may be Monday morning but that makes me happy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 06:35 AM (WlGX+)

616 Stinking old decrepit brain addled sock off.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 19, 2016 06:35 AM (ZFUt7)

617 Abuela esto mucho angrio at Paolo el hoy!!!

Stonetearo? En serio?

Posted by: Gem at September 19, 2016 06:36 AM (uaHyk)

618 After this weekend, I'm confident they'll win the
wild card playoff then rip the still beating hearts outta Cubs fans
everywhere in four bizarre and flukey games.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 02:09 AM (21hN3)

This is the nightmare of every Cubs fan.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2016 06:36 AM (8iiMU)

619 Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 19, 2016 06:31 AM (EnGQE)

I think you are safe if you comment on same-day posts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 19, 2016 06:37 AM (Zu3d9)

620 Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 06:39 AM (WlGX+)

621 "There is an "auto-ban" feature for posting in old threads but I am not sure what counts as old. "

Vic...

Vic counts as old.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 06:39 AM (J+eG2)

622 You know who that helps?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton - dressed for December on an September day at September 19, 2016 06:34 AM (ZFUt7)

Terrorists being active helps nobody and I have to say I find it very unfortunate to speculate on who this "helps".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 19, 2016 06:44 AM (EnGQE)

623 Does anyone remember the name of the hilarious Spanglish fake De Blasio Twitter account? I'm trying to google it and not getting any hits. It was a woman, a Puerto Rican/Jewish New Yawker, I think. A lefty, but not a De Blasio fan.

Posted by: Gem at September 19, 2016 06:45 AM (uaHyk)

624 I don't understand the insanity of the left and
their utterly bizarre embrace of the death cult. I saw a quote by some
German lunatic woman who was delirious with joy that Germans would be a
minority in their own country within 20-30 years. WTF? She's looking
forward to living under a bag and being some man's property?



I just don't get it.

Posted by: Gem at September 19, 2016 06:21 AM (uaHyk)


I understand it and I wish I didn't. It's madness, pure and simple. I recommend looking up an article called The Unified Field Theory of Madness, written by a guy named John C. Wright.

The TL;DR version is that the Left rejects the idea that there is any objective truth where humanity and human events is concerned. Without objective truth, cause and effect are unmoored from each other, no action is categorically better than any other. If an idea fails, they see no harm in trying it again and again until it succeeds. (Note: Einsteinian definition of insanity). They believe that everything's success or failure is random chance, just a boon or bane from the fickle finger of fate. Except we succeed far more than random chance could explain, therefore we are cheaters that are stealing the success of others, to be punished for it.

It's an inherently, demonstrably false worldview that's also the psychological equivalent of crack cocaine, because it gives them a platform from which to condemn people far better than they. That condemnation gives them a sanctimonious satisfaction that outweighs their shame and misplaced guilt for a brief time. And then they need another hit.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 06:46 AM (J+mig)

625 Trump at highest level yet in LaTimes poll --
47.8 -- higher than post convention bounce. Looks
like some previously undecided have decided.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 19, 2016 06:46 AM (ZFUt7)

626 625 Trump at highest level yet in LaTimes poll --
47.8 -- higher than post convention bounce. Looks
like some previously undecided have decided.


And thisclose to 20% with black voters. The Left are shitting their collective pants like Hillary after a Makers Mark binge.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 06:49 AM (WlGX+)

627 How that particular lefty's madness ties into the heirarchy of their madness? Making themselves into a demographic minority within their own country is their way of punishing everyone else for their collective sins. Because they collectivize everything.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 06:49 AM (J+mig)

628 Vic feels old this morning. And computer is really screwing up.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 19, 2016 06:50 AM (mpXpK)

629 >>>Terrorists being active helps nobody and I have to say I find it very unfortunate to speculate on who this "helps".
.
.
.
.I detest terrorists myself and no this doesn't really help anyone, especially those injured over the weekend, but to me a big part of the growing terrorist issue in this Country is that the left refuses to even admit there is a problem. They won't even use the word terrorist or muslim extremist.

And if you can't admit you have a problem, then you most certainly are not equipped to deal with that problem.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 19, 2016 06:50 AM (iONHu)

630 And thisclose to 20% with black voters. The Left are shitting their collective pants like Hillary after a Makers Mark binge.





Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 06:49 AM (WlGX+)


As I've said in other places, every black vote for Trump has the power of two votes. It's one that Team Hillary assumed they'd be getting, and aren't... and it's also a vote for Trump.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 06:51 AM (J+mig)

631 My sister posted a meme on her FB about not knowing anything about Trump. He didn't serve in the armed forces, he didn't do any elected or appointed gubmint work. All we are told is that he is a successful businessman. Until he releases his tax records, how can we know is he is a great business guy???

Her libby friends jumped on that wagon right away

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2016 06:51 AM (8ikIW)

632 I just woke up so no VNN this morning.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 19, 2016 06:51 AM (mpXpK)

633 "Vic feels old this morning. And computer is really screwing up."

Bob Dole says to hang in there.

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 19, 2016 06:51 AM (J+eG2)

634 "Vic feels old this morning. And computer is really screwing up."



Bob Dole says to hang in there.

Posted by: Bob Dole

Jimmy says a new pair of shoes might help

Posted by: Jimmy at September 19, 2016 06:53 AM (8ikIW)

635 "As I've said in other places, every black vote for Trump has the power of two votes. "

I thought it was three fifths.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 06:53 AM (J+eG2)

636 I detest terrorists myself and no this doesn't
really help anyone, especially those injured over the weekend, but to me
a big part of the growing terrorist issue in this Country is that the
left refuses to even admit there is a problem. They won't even use the
word terrorist or muslim extremist.

And if you can't admit you have a problem, then you most certainly are not equipped to deal with that problem.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 19, 2016 06:50 AM (iONHu)


Political correctness is the death of reason. You're absolutely right. If you can't name them problem, you can't solve it. The problem is quite clearly and obviously Islamic fundamentalism, but (as per the modus operandi of the left), that is a simple objective truth, therefore they must reject it and come up with any other piece of horseshit they can to explain it.

Rejecting objective truth means you are left with only lies and madness.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 06:53 AM (J+mig)

637 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 06:51 AM (J+mig)

Yep. And a whole lot of blacks who aren't voting Trump aren't voting, period. Huge problem for Killary. Hence the MFM's revival of birtherism. But it ain't working. Nobody but the MFM cares. Killary has long had a problem with black voters and she's done nothing about it. And it's costing her but good. She really is a terrible candidate.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 06:54 AM (WlGX+)

638 Good morning Vic.
No news is good news.

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 19, 2016 06:54 AM (Om16U)

639 I thought it was three fifths.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Watch it, you dumb cracker. That might make me mad.

Posted by: Michelle Robinson Obama at September 19, 2016 06:54 AM (S6Pax)

640 She really is a terrible candidate.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 06:54 AM (WlGX+)

And really terrible.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2016 06:56 AM (8iiMU)

641 615 Mornin' Horde.

The Dems are in a panic.

It may be Monday morning but that makes me happy.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 06:35 AM (WlGX+)

Yesterday I picked up a friend at the airport. He's here in the US visiting from Italy and he told me that general sentiment over there is the Europeans are hoping Hillary gets elected because...wait for it...they are afraid of Trump!! These are the same people who loathe Merkel and suffer incredible economic hardships thanks to the EU, but do not have the will to leave the Euro.The US electing a leader who strikes fear into the hearts of Euroweenies make me very, very happy.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 19, 2016 06:56 AM (oQQwD)

642 "And thisclose to 20% with black voters. The Left are shitting their collective pants like Hillary after a Makers Mark binge.





Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?"

If that is actually true ad the trend holds, Dems will start coming out in favor of not only voter ID but also poll tax, literacy test, history test, math test and citizenship requirements. But then they would be down to the pajama boy and LGBTQ vote so that might not work out so good.

Posted by: Ripley at September 19, 2016 06:56 AM (1BQGO)

643 Electing a candidate who will properly vet 'refugees' from predominantly Muslim countries, secure our borders, reducing the chances of terrorists running amok, increasing the odds that people of NY/NJ will continue to live isn't 'helpful'.

Got it.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 19, 2016 06:56 AM (ZFUt7)

644 I can haz 3/5 share of breakfast?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 19, 2016 06:56 AM (mpXpK)

645 Killary has long had a problem with black voters and she's done nothing about it. And it's costing her but good. She really is a terrible candidate.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

Ah ain't no ways tarred!

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton, not tarred at ahl at September 19, 2016 06:56 AM (S6Pax)

646 I understand it and I wish I didn't. It's madness, pure and simple. I recommend looking up an article called The Unified Field Theory of Madness, written by a guy named John C. Wright.

The TL;DR version is that the Left rejects the idea that there is any objective truth where humanity and human events is concerned. Without objective truth, cause and effect are unmoored from each other, no action is categorically better than any other. If an idea fails, they see no harm in trying it again and again until it succeeds. (Note: Einsteinian definition of insanity). They believe that everything's success or failure is random chance, just a boon or bane from the fickle finger of fate. Except we succeed far more than random chance could explain, therefore we are cheaters that are stealing the success of others, to be punished for it.

It's an inherently, demonstrably false worldview that's also the psychological equivalent of crack cocaine, because it gives them a platform from which to condemn people far better than they. That condemnation gives them a sanctimonious satisfaction that outweighs their shame and misplaced guilt for a brief time. And then they need another hit.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 06:46 AM (J+mig)

That's actually terrifying, Cato. My God. Astrophysicist Shirt Guy is a textbook example of this, isn't it?

Posted by: Gem at September 19, 2016 06:57 AM (uaHyk)

647 I give foreigners a bit of a pass on fearing Trump because they see him through the eyes of the media.
Except for Brits - the Brexit voters love Trump so I guess they know to be skeptical of media.

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 19, 2016 06:58 AM (Om16U)

648 And really terrible.

Just awful. From a purely non-partisan perspective, just as a candidate in general, she is simply awful. Couldn't be worse.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 06:58 AM (WlGX+)

649 Another explosive was found in a train station garbage can an accidentally detonated by a robot in NJ. http://tinyurl.com/zsk8rpd

Posted by: no good deed at September 19, 2016 06:58 AM (/O5Ax)

650 John C. Wright the sf/fantasy writer?

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 19, 2016 06:59 AM (Om16U)

651 That's actually terrifying, Cato. My God. Astrophysicist Shirt Guy is a textbook example of this, isn't it?



Posted by: Gem at September 19, 2016 06:57 AM (uaHyk)


Yep. Here's a link to the source material. http://tinyurl.com/ody8czg

It's extremely long, and very thorough, and builds up a good case for Leftist thought that explains about 95% of what they do.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 07:00 AM (J+mig)

652 I just hope Hillary stays the candidate until Nov 8.

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 19, 2016 07:00 AM (Om16U)

653 Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 19, 2016 06:56 AM (oQQwD)

I'm forever grateful that my ancestors braved the ocean voyage and got the hell out of there.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 07:00 AM (WlGX+)

654 Radio news just said five pipe bombs had been found on Amtrak trains. That might not be new, but I hadn't heard it before.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 19, 2016 07:01 AM (97XyN)

655 John C. Wright the sf/fantasy writer?

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 19, 2016 06:59 AM (Om16U)


Yep. Same guy. Link above. Worth a read. The guy uses a lot of ten dollar words, but he uses them very well.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 07:01 AM (J+mig)

656 RCP has 174 Electoral Votes in the Toss Up Column this morning. Everything is pretty much tied up poll wise at this point and momentum is on Trump's side in Swing States. hillary is toast if Trump can make it through the first debate without stepping on his dick.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 19, 2016 07:03 AM (iONHu)

657 If Trump wins, I predict that one of the main topics in the days that follow won't be the black vote percentages for each candidate, but the percentage of blacks who didn't turn out, period.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 07:04 AM (WlGX+)

658 Radio news just said five pipe bombs had been found on Amtrak trains. That might not be new, but I hadn't heard it before.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud,

Weasel Zippers has got a story on it.

Posted by: Jimmy at September 19, 2016 07:04 AM (8ikIW)

659 Hillary looked barely coherent talking with the press about the bombing.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 19, 2016 07:04 AM (Ee2nz)

660 Five people were taken into custody this morning in connection with the bombing. I don't know if this has been posted yet. Didn't read very far up thread. If it has, I apologize. http://tinyurl.com/z898bba

Posted by: no good deed at September 19, 2016 07:04 AM (/O5Ax)

661 659 Hillary looked barely coherent talking with the press about the bombing.

Looks like she's heavily medicated, on top of whatever else the hell is wrong with her.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 07:05 AM (WlGX+)

662 Looks like she's heavily medicated, on top of whatever else the hell is wrong with her.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

She has to be medicated to get the stick all the way up her ass

Posted by: Bruce at September 19, 2016 07:06 AM (8ikIW)

663 @641 It is really interesting to see a foreigners opinion of our electoral process and results. I had a loooooong conversation with some Australian friends trying to explain exactly "how someone like Donald Trump" can be nominated in the US. I had a similar conversation 10 years ago in Australia debunking all the media bullshit about Katrina and George Bush. Funny thing was, they bought the media bs even though they're Queenslanders and KNOW how response works in typhoon/hurricane situations. Took them by the hand, googled the pic of the flooded school buses and the looting by the local yoots. Opened their eyes I did...

Good Morning Horde! Vic, I hope you feel better soon, mornings without the VNN are just not the same

Posted by: RedDish at September 19, 2016 07:07 AM (5eXg1)

664 "659 Hillary looked barely coherent talking with the press about the bombing.



Looks like she's heavily medicated, on top of whatever else the hell is wrong with her.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?"

She looked like her batteries were dying. Or whatever stimulant they give her to go in public was wearing off.

Posted by: Ripley at September 19, 2016 07:08 AM (1BQGO)

665 Must Read. Apparently Hillary Clinton gave
Platte River some instructions on how she
wanted certain e-mails modifed as to who
sent or received them - also known as obstruction
of justice. The head of that company went on-line using
nicname for technical assistance. His identity was discovered.

http://tinyurl.com/PlatteRiverSmokingGun

If we had an actual law enforcement agency in this country they'd be sitting in his office this afternoon making a plea agreement deal with him. Unfortunately we live in a banana republic.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 19, 2016 07:08 AM (ZFUt7)

666 >>>>If Trump wins, I predict that one of the main topics in the days that
follow won't be the black vote percentages for each candidate, but the
percentage of blacks who didn't turn out, period.
.
.
.
.obama has already covered that with his speech the other night. Once again if they don't come out in droves to vote for hillary he will be disappointed and his legacy will suffer. He is pushing the shame vote for blacks.

I can't begin to imagine what would happen if a white President had even thought about saying something as blatantly racist as that on National TV.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 19, 2016 07:09 AM (iONHu)

667 If 20pct of blacks vote for Trump then Trump will win a Reagan landslide.

Well he is a great communicator isn't he?



Posted by: Kreplach at September 19, 2016 07:09 AM (+lv+r)

668 There was a tweet - "who will be in charge when temp is above 78 degrees or after 8 pm?"

Posted by: Deplorable @votermom at September 19, 2016 07:09 AM (Om16U)

669 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 19, 2016 06:50 AM (iONHu)


I agree with you. There are huge problem related to open borders and open immigration which must be addressed. However, that is quite a different thing from saying, "You know who this helps?" as if everything that goes on should be considered in the light of rising poll numbers for Donald Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 19, 2016 07:10 AM (EnGQE)

670 524 And go baseball Cardinals.

After this weekend, I'm confident they'll win the wild card playoff then rip the still beating hearts outta Cubs fans everywhere in four bizarre and flukey games.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 19, 2016 02:09 AM (21hN3)

No! Just no!

I've had enough of the Cards!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V.deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&so there at September 19, 2016 07:10 AM (P8951)

671
Yep. Here's a link to the source material. http://tinyurl.com/ody8czg

It's extremely long, and very thorough, and builds up a good case for Leftist thought that explains about 95% of what they do.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 07:00 AM (J+mig)

Thanks for the link - I'll check it out.

Well, since no Vic today I'd better get ready for work. Very excited to start my long commute on big city public transportation this a.m.! I really shouldn't worry, though, as Geraldo assures me that neither my route nor destination are strategic targets.

Posted by: Gem at September 19, 2016 07:10 AM (uaHyk)

672 One kid goes off to school at 7:00. One kid goes off to school at 7:50. One kid goes off to school at 8:45. It would be nice if I didn't have to time three different breakfasts, and supervise the bathroom schedule. All three kids in one single school - this is my dream. Good morning.

Posted by: grammie winger, redeemed by the blood of the Lamb at September 19, 2016 07:10 AM (DLIpz)

673 They have to pump her full of drugs just to get her out in public for a short time.

They'll have to pump her full of drugs to get her through the debate, seated or not. Addled opponent, advantage Trump.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 07:10 AM (WlGX+)

674 Go to your room Walter.

Posted by: grammie winger, redeemed by the blood of the Lamb at September 19, 2016 07:12 AM (DLIpz)

675 Oh grammie, I'm living your dream...at least until my oldest hits high school. Sorry.

Posted by: no good deed at September 19, 2016 07:12 AM (/O5Ax)

676
Regarding surgery, everybody you meet on staff once you check in will ask you why you are there or what is to be performed on you that day. Do not go in impaired if yiu can avoid it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Deplorable Cycling Stars (TM) at September 19, 2016 07:12 AM (BK3ZS)

677 Fenelon, yesterday after church I came back and saw the kind words you left for me. Thank you, my friend.

Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2016 07:14 AM (xpSCc)

678 Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2016 10:28 PM (yddCj)

Second that notion. Tomi Lahren left pieces of Colin Kaepernick all over the set.

Posted by: creeper at September 19, 2016 07:14 AM (MP6Qb)

679 I wonder what the view is like from up on a high horse?

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 19, 2016 07:15 AM (ZFUt7)

680 One of th bombings this weekend was associated with a statement alluding to the reason being unfair treatment of he GLBRT community.

And another note partially written in arabic.


Odd activist alignment there.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 07:16 AM (J+eG2)

681 And good morning, Horde. Is Vic under the weather?

Posted by: creeper at September 19, 2016 07:16 AM (MP6Qb)

682 Posted by: bluebell at September 19, 2016 07:14 AM (xpSCc)

You don't have to thank me, bluebell. You're one of our greater lights here. Your compassion and humor shine through and its much appreciated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke, redeemed and redeemable at September 19, 2016 07:16 AM (EnGQE)

683 651 Cato the Rebel Without a Party

Thanks for that great link. Saved to the hard drive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2016 07:17 AM (u82oZ)

684 The Bison of North Dakota State punched above their weight on Saturday.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 19, 2016 07:18 AM (97XyN)

685 Isn't it amazing in a time of regular terrorist acts on American soil that the SCOAMF has an approval rating just below 60pct.

This speaks to the utter spinelessness of the GOP establishment in not doing everything it can to attack and erode the regimes popular support and giving him the space to work his malevonence.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 19, 2016 07:18 AM (+lv+r)

686 @684 Must be in the water, because the CU Buffalo's did the same (for a half).

Posted by: RedDish at September 19, 2016 07:20 AM (5eXg1)

687 Wonder if the morning shows will find time to comment on the polls. After all the "ZOMG Trump incited violence against Hillary!" and "ZOMG Trump called a bombing a bombing!" stories there won't be much time left.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 07:20 AM (WlGX+)

688 Thanks for that great link. Saved to the hard drive.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2016 07:17 AM (u82oZ)


No prob. It was a sidebar link for about a month, about a year or two ago. I share it on a regular basis because it's something that everyone on our side should read in its entirety at least once. Almost everything the Left does makes sense, and is predictable, once you understand the warped worldview they operate from.

But once you understand it, you'll hate them even more.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 07:20 AM (J+mig)

689 "This speaks to the utter spinelessness of the GOP establishment in not doing everything it can to attack and erode the regimes popular support"

The GOP is serving its constituents. We're not their constituents.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 19, 2016 07:20 AM (97XyN)

690 I thought it was three fifths.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



That's Hillary's drink total for the day.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 07:20 AM (KB6If)

691 Obama isn't gonna become emotionally engaged in this war until Golf Courses start blowing up.





Where's Carl Spackler when you need him?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 07:21 AM (J+eG2)

692 And it looks like the media has dropped the Trump jumped the gun bullshit as now unexploded bombs are starting to pop up all over NY/NJ

Hey you know an oppositional political party could probably make hay out of this and use it to their advantage to erode the regimes popular support.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 19, 2016 07:22 AM (+lv+r)

693 Le DUMP
Arriving
Track Two.


If nothing explodes

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 19, 2016 07:22 AM (J+eG2)

694 The GOP is serving its constituents. We're not their constituents.

This. The Big Lesson of this election season for many on the right, though we knew it a long time ago.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 07:22 AM (WlGX+)

695 One of th bombings this weekend was associated with a statement alluding to the reason being unfair treatment of he GLBRT community. And another note partially written in arabic. Odd activist alignment there.Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice 


Forty eight hour rule in effect. Yes, there's something very queer about the entire story. But a bomb placed near a military run in Seaside Heights, New Jersey and inside a dumpster on the streets of New York City. There's insinuation it's related.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 19, 2016 07:22 AM (ZFUt7)

696 Quick surgery advice. Don't ever try to.see how long you can stay awake. Years ago.in the navy I was on the table about to have bilateral hernia repair. This was before orthoscopic surgery. I decided to fight to stay awake as long as possible. I was still awake when the surgeon was about to cut. I even had an argument with the anesthesiologist about being awake. He told me i.was really asleep and would remember nothing. At that point I tried to.escape. they finally gave me more gas.

Posted by: Dumpsterjuice at September 19, 2016 07:23 AM (cGpV0)

697 I mentioned this last night, go to the Reuters poll map and see that Trump is winning Vermont. Also it is the state that puts Trump over the top in their running delegate count.


Enjoy.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 19, 2016 07:23 AM (BS8yt)

698 I wonder what the view is like from up on a high horse?



Bigly and huuuge!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2016 07:23 AM (KB6If)

699 688 Cato the Rebel Without a Party

"But once you understand it, you'll hate them even more."

I did not know that was humanly possible.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 19, 2016 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

700 One of th bombings this weekend was associated with a statement alluding to the reason being unfair treatment of he GLBRT community.

ORLY? You'd think that Gaylord has shoved them down enough throats in the last eight years that they'd at least pause for celebration.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2016 07:27 AM (3hIZX)

701 So these are the militant gay Muslim terrorists.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 19, 2016 07:27 AM (BS8yt)

702 694
The GOP is serving its constituents. We're not their constituents.



This. The Big Lesson of this election season for many on the right, though we knew it a long time ago.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at September 19, 2016 07:22 AM (WlGX+)


It's why I keep saying we need a new party, and why I keep suggesting that we pick up the abandoned shell that is the Reform Party. It's already on the ballot just about everywhere, and even has some distant, lingering name recognition in people's memory, so the hard work is done. Just need people, a platform, and candidates and you're ready to go. The name itself makes as good or better a banner for our movement as anything else I can think of. Is not our long effort to advocate for the restoration of Constitutional government a reform movement?

And then there's the delicious irony of destroying the Establishment with something they originally created to try to thwart us...

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 19, 2016 07:29 AM (J+mig)

703 And it looks like the media has dropped the Trump jumped the gun bullshit as now unexploded bombs are starting to pop up all over NY/NJ

I think one thing working to Trump's benefit this year is that the media has no idea how out-of-touch they are with average people. They're more consumed with creating memes for the Narrative to be used by their fellow leftists that they don't know how mistaken their premises are...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2016 07:30 AM (3hIZX)

704 @661 "...on top of whatever else the hell is wrong with her."

She has no soul. Or maybe she did, but sold it.

"It must be a liberating thing not to be cursed with a moral compass."- Veronica Mars

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 19, 2016 07:30 AM (SXa8W)

705 Apparently the bomb was placed outside the dumpster... ny post...

"The impact of the landing is believed to have bent some of the Dumpster's steel inward, sources said. That mangling had initially led investigators to suspect the bomb had been placed outside the container."

So Jerry Rivers was wrong. No surprise there. The device was intended to kill.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative but 100% deplorable at September 19, 2016 07:30 AM (ZFUt7)

706 dump

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 19, 2016 07:31 AM (mpXpK)

707 I just read a FB post from a young progressive friend that she's looking for a second job because she's not getting enough hours at her minimum-wage job. I'm so tempted to enlighten her as to why she's not getting more hours, but I know it would be pointless to do so.

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What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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