Slummin' With the Morons ONT [Weirddave]

How Not to Make a Sandwich

Tractor-Trailer Truck Carrying Deli Meats Collides With Bread Truck


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Not optimal, although I'm sure there were edible bits in the middle if you really wanted to eat.

Related:

Remember this next time you hear someone ranting against free trade. Without trade, which gives humans the invaluable ability to specialize, even something as simple as making a sandwich becomes virtually impossible. Remember also that there's a lot in that video he didn't do himself-design and manufacture the plane that took him to the ocean, for example. Leonard E. Read made this point brilliantly in his famous essay I, Pencil.

Oh, Canada. *Shakes Head*

This may be the most Canadian thing ever. Manitoba man robs beer store in full goalie gear

You can watch the security footage at the link. I (kinda) get disguising one's identity with hockey gear, but why did he carry the hockey stick too? It just got in the way.


Everyone Should Vote?

Mike Rowe Drops Some Truth Bombs

Related:

The Idiot Vote: The Democrats' Core Constituency

It's a relatively short book that is worth the $3.95 it costs on Kindle, putting a historical perspective on the effects of widening the franchise. I don't agree with all of the conclusions, but in general the thesis has merit, I think. I also found this map on GAB, but there was no attribution as to the sources used to create it, so I do not vouch for its accuracy (I can't make out the “source” text at the bottom).

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Speaking of GAB, you can still sign up here, I know a lot of other Morons have already joined. It's a bit alt-right heavy at the moment, but I bet that will change as they open it up to more people.


Hanging Chads

How the media nearly stole the 2000 election for Al Gore

This article makes a convincing argument that all of the Buchannan voters combined in Palm Beach County wouldn't have mattered if the media hadn't relentlessly pushed the meme that the polls were closed-even though those in the heavily Republican Panhandle weren't.


The Man With the Red Bandana

Heroes walk amongst us every day, and we never know it until TSHTF. Heartwarming story with a wonderful coda from Twitter.


Islam

Dawah: The Call to Islam is Deceptive, Dangerous and Deadly
Fortress Calais
A BAMF Employee Tells of Her Daily Life in Asylum Hell
Daniel Greenfield: The Lie is Coming Apart

Literal Video

The voice work here is superb, it sounds just like Bonnie Tyler (who, BTW, thinks the video is hilarious).


Smart Kids

Pair of 14-year-old friends invent clever hack to stop ice cream dripping down cones

I hope they enjoyed inventing this, because its a grim future given The Government’s War on Fun. Little is 11, and while he plays far too many video games, I still push him out the door to go ride his bike or run around in the woods. I'll try to report from the gulags after they catch me and prosecute me for insisting that my kid have the chance to be a kid.


Hayek's Hellions MC

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Related: Uncle Milty

My favorite part is at the end when he tells the outraged proto-SJW “I'm on your side. But you're not”


God Nukes Russia

Not really, but he does create interesting cloud formations.

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Food

Here's what fruits and vegetables looked like before we domesticated them

Hardest hit: GMOphobes

Black Lies Murder

Bill Whittle lays down some facts.


Feel Good Story of the Night

Conjoined twins who had slim chance of survival will start school this week. It's easy to forget in the constant barrage of bad news that is our 24/7 media world, but we really do live in an age of miracles. The reason I'm a conservatarian is that I'd like to continue to live in an age of miracles, and I'd like my kids to have the same opportunity. All of this wonder didn't happen by accident, or by government fiat.


Do It Yourself


Tonight's ONT brought to you by the LGBT community:

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Don't forget The Yahoo Group, made from the finest things on Earth.


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Comments

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1 Yay!

Posted by: Frank Waturi - Advertising Dept: American Panoscope at August 31, 2016 09:59 PM (jjNBN)

2 Huh. Open Office spell check thinks "bikle" is a word

Posted by: Weirddave at August 31, 2016 09:59 PM (N8hFs)

3 I guess everybody's at Burning Man.

Posted by: Frank Waturi - Advertising Dept: American Panoscope at August 31, 2016 10:00 PM (jjNBN)

4 Just kidding. The others are on their way.

Posted by: Frank Waturi - Advertising Dept: American Panoscope at August 31, 2016 10:00 PM (jjNBN)

5 Trump/Pence 2016

Posted by: phoenixgirl, whatever at August 31, 2016 10:01 PM (0O7c5)

6 Oh. maybe top ten?

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2016 10:02 PM (o/90i)

7
Good ONT.

I especially liked the story about genetically modified fruits and vegetables.

Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 10:02 PM (iRDbi)

8 Huh. Open Office spell check thinks "bikle" is a word





It could be, if you want it to be.

Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 10:03 PM (iRDbi)

9 Man, heads are exploding in newsrooms across the nation......

Uh oh, Trump just joked about "deporting" Hillary,,,,,,,

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2016 10:03 PM (8HGb7)

10 We all so Trump lie to the Presdent of Mexico today. Presdent Obama should do something about Trump's lies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 31, 2016 10:03 PM (Fbj4h)

11 Damn, I read the content!

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 31, 2016 10:04 PM (xVgrA)

12 Hey! I'm finally on GAB as @vm

hrothgar, nothing shows up when I search for either @hrothgar or hrothgar

I want to follow all the horde there but so far I just found weirddave & nied so remindme again what your handle are

or just follow me so I can follow back]

thanks!

Posted by: @votermom at August 31, 2016 10:04 PM (Om16U)

13 Willowed on last thread, so I'll say it here before going to bed. I hated 2001 A Space odyssey.

Posted by: Subterranean JT at August 31, 2016 10:04 PM (qG0hz)

14 We all so Trump lie to the Presdent of Mexico today. Presdent Obama should do something about Trump's lies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien


I see your Common Core audio courses are paying off.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2016 10:05 PM (V3IFq)

15 Always late to the wedding...Thank God!

Posted by: Tyler Mason at August 31, 2016 10:05 PM (Nrh7e)

16 Hell, ages ago I did a Far Side involving trucks hauling rodents and flightless birds. Cat looked on.

Posted by: Larson at August 31, 2016 10:05 PM (7zkP4)

17 I especially liked the story about genetically modified fruits and vegetables.

I liked the part about the volcano.

Posted by: beating memes to death since 2004 at August 31, 2016 10:06 PM (larhU)

18 whoah..good content

Posted by: Grad School Fool at August 31, 2016 10:06 PM (swEzU)

19
Also liked the story about the twin girls. I hope the have a good life together.

Posted by: Happie Lee at August 31, 2016 10:07 PM (iRDbi)

20 th!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2016 10:09 PM (eWPDq)

21 Total Eclipse of the Heart was *way* overplayed on MTV back in the day.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 31, 2016 10:10 PM (0KfYo)

22 Watching Trump right now. He's not doing too bad. You certainly can't say he's backed of off on illegal immigration..

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2016 10:10 PM (o/90i)

23 Started my Labor Day Weekend drinking today! Typical Wednesday.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2016 10:12 PM (7zkP4)

24 test

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 31, 2016 10:13 PM (vBeA5)

25 Also, has anyone done freecodecamp?
I just started on it.
They make you join GitHub so I'm on it now too.

Posted by: @votermom at August 31, 2016 10:13 PM (Om16U)

26 How do?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 10:14 PM (9ym/8)

27 A BAMF Employee Tells of Her Daily Life in Asylum Hell/i]

At some point in the near future I hope a novelist will be able to explain why europe had committed suicide so quietly, so unreservedly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2016 10:14 PM (V3IFq)

28 Sammiches!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 10:14 PM (9ym/8)

29 Is MPPPP here tonight?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 31, 2016 10:17 PM (P5esK)

30 Where can I get one of those t-shirts?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Ask Mr. Lizard at August 31, 2016 10:18 PM (7UM6E)

31 Modern Cult of Telos

An opinion piece from the New York Times surprisingly acknowledges the emotional fragility of modern students and their need for validation. Unsurprisingly, this is used as an excuse to condemn teaching children self-discipline, self-reliance, and a stoic ability to endure.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12382

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 31, 2016 10:20 PM (vBeA5)

32 votermom, where were you on the list?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 31, 2016 10:20 PM (vyqqu)

33 Changed the link on the beer thief story because the sit I originally linked is down ATM.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 31, 2016 10:21 PM (N8hFs)

34 I got a piano tonight!
For free
It's so cool and pretty

Posted by: L, Elle at August 31, 2016 10:22 PM (6IPEM)

35
Here's what fruits and vegetables looked like before we domesticated them



You call it corn. We call it maize.

www.communizine.com/2013/07/18/who-was-the-mazola-corn-oil-actress/

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 10:23 PM (kdS6q)

36 So much content. The man in the red bandanna made me cry.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2016 10:24 PM (ZMpqW)

37 "Remember this next time you hear someone ranting against free trade."


When you can't defend our current trade deals, our massive trade deficit and the de-industrialization of our workforce , just rant about trade in banal generalities.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at August 31, 2016 10:25 PM (PL2OL)

38 i gotta go look to see if GAB got back to me, make a martini, start the fire and generally carry on with being a moron...

Cheers!


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2016 10:26 PM (eWPDq)

39 >> New York Times surprisingly acknowledges the emotional fragility of modern students and their need for validation


Every Snowflake gets a Gold Star!

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2016 10:26 PM (LEJHr)

40 Hi ont! I'm officially looking forward to a four day weekend, or as liberals call it, everyday

Posted by: lousagirl at August 31, 2016 10:26 PM (9plvG)

41 Dang. Big speech in waning days of pivotal presidential election bumped by sandwich talk.

Even for this former professional hoagie maker, that's sad.

Posted by: CJ at August 31, 2016 10:27 PM (UjWEn)

42 'Here's what fruits and vegetables looked like before we domesticated them'

Ha not anymore I'm free as a bird!

Posted by: A Weiner at August 31, 2016 10:28 PM (BO/km)

43 " I got a piano tonight!
For free "


Congrats. Stand-up?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 10:28 PM (9ym/8)

44 Awesome, L,elle.

For you :

Marian Mcpartland - Lady Be Good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N_eBrsiwT8

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2016 10:28 PM (LEJHr)

45 I posted this on the earlier thread about the Never Trumpers but I just wanna repeat it for all:

Hear, hear! And I'm looking at you, Charlie Sykes!

These people need to wake up and smell the coffee.....or sulfur, as the case may be.

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 31, 2016 10:29 PM (/pOl7)

46 [ ]

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2016 10:30 PM (LEJHr)

47 32 votermom, where were you on the list?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 31, 2016 10:20 PM (vyqqu)

It's strange because I got the invite on my votermom eail, which I signed up the day after WD posted about it and I was 23K in line.

The bookhorde email I signed up the night before, which was 22K in line, hasn't gotten an invite yet.

Posted by: @votermom at August 31, 2016 10:31 PM (Om16U)

48 Oh, I can defend all of those, because that's not where the problem lies. None of those things would matter much absent the crippling tax structure and suffocating regulatory environment in this country.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 31, 2016 10:31 PM (N8hFs)

49 "Dang. Big speech....."


Yeah, he's been at it a while.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 10:31 PM (9ym/8)

50 Oh, I stopped to read the content
And follow many links
And now I want a sandwich
Or so my body thinks

I had some thoughts while reading
But they were dull and mild
Like I wonder what ice cream cones
Looked like back in the wild

Then I composed this drivel,
Struggled to make it rhyme
While so many comments were posted
in the meantime.

Posted by: mindful webworker - longtime commenter, firsttime reader at August 31, 2016 10:31 PM (5a8XA)

51 Trump discussing NAFTA with Mexico's President.

Cool.

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2016 10:31 PM (Z56vq)

52 here's one for you non-big city morons that also garden...

will deer eat chili plants?

buddy of mine now has a small place in the half sticks just south of Pendleton, off the 15...i was thinking of getting with him and planting a variety of peppers, just letting them grow year after year. i had one at my house that lasted for years, getting hotter and hotter each season until something, possibly pool runoff, killed it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2016 10:31 PM (eWPDq)

53 Ate at the Schnitzelhaus outside FT Polk this afternoon. They let us take little Pepper the dutch hound in and she sat on my lap. Mrs. E asked the owner and she said something like ' You bring mit und is ok by me, ja?' Wonderbar! Sometimes I miss being in the military, but hey, tomorrow is still payday for retired Chiefs.

Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2016 10:31 PM (zLDYs)

54
" I got a piano tonight!

For free "





Congrats. Stand-up?


No! The bench was included!

Posted by: Weirddave at August 31, 2016 10:32 PM (N8hFs)

55 Source on that voting map is "CNN.com 2012 Presidential Race Exit Polls."

Posted by: TB at August 31, 2016 10:32 PM (UXEYz)

56 Forget what page I was on, but it had one of those click-bait ads: You won't believe what XXX looks like today! Only the XXX was Farrah Fawcett, who, of course, has been dead for seven years. They're probably right, though.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 31, 2016 10:32 PM (VSenK)

57
When you can't defend our current trade deals, our massive trade deficit and the de-industrialization of our workforce , just rant about trade in banal generalities.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost


Or defend the Federal Reserve, the deciders in chief of the key price of our economy.

Or defend subsidies for dozens of industries, including little Marco's Sugar daddy.

Or defend bar requirements for speaking in front of a court of law.

Etc, ad infinitum.

The US does not have a free market. It's an approximation convenient for some. Good, bad, or just ugly, that's just the way it is.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2016 10:33 PM (V3IFq)

58 I was thinking the same thing. Guy's got some stamina.

Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2016 10:33 PM (ZMpqW)

59 If only taxpayers could vote we would have a budget.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 10:33 PM (P/kVC)

60 Sing us a song you're the piano man

Posted by: lousagirl at August 31, 2016 10:34 PM (9plvG)

61 How do I play this thing? It seems so hard. So many keys.
It's so beautiful. It can be decorative if I can't figure out how to play it.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 31, 2016 10:34 PM (6IPEM)

62 Or defend the Federal Reserve, the deciders in chief of the key price of our economy.



Or defend subsidies for dozens of industries, including little Marco's Sugar daddy.



Or defend bar requirements for speaking in front of a court of law.


Those I can't defend.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 31, 2016 10:34 PM (N8hFs)

63 I am #29738 on the GAB waiting list. What's up with that?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 10:34 PM (kXoT0)

64 "No! The bench was included!"



Ah. Good.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 10:34 PM (9ym/8)

65
"Remember this next time you hear someone ranting against free trade."

When you can't defend our current trade deals, our massive trade deficit and the de-industrialization of our workforce , just rant about trade in banal generalities.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost



Since Libertarian and National Review plankholder Reed wrote that essay in 1958, after almost 60 years of ever freer trade, has the nation economically improved relative to other countries? Has the worker's position improved relative to workers in other countries and relative to a 1958 worker's basis?

China can answer both question yes. Can the US?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 10:35 PM (kdS6q)

66 Source on that voting map is "CNN.com 2012 Presidential Race Exit Polls."

Thanks. My eyes are not what they once were. Well, they are still eyes, but they have a few miles on them.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 31, 2016 10:35 PM (N8hFs)

67 Angel Moms, now I am crying.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 10:35 PM (kXoT0)

68 It's not cheap to get a piano tuned, which must be done after moving it.

But congratulations and I hope you enjoy many hours playing it!

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2016 10:36 PM (Z56vq)

69 So I got hooked up with GAB, I have never used Twitter, so not real sure what to do with it. I signed up just to pad their numbers I guess. Also my nic did not fit the proper format, so screw 'em.

Posted by: GT 5.0 at August 31, 2016 10:36 PM (Nk0GK)

70 The taxpayer map:
Source: CNN.com 2012 Presidential Race Exit Pole

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 31, 2016 10:36 PM (VdICR)

71 Since Libertarian and National Review plankholder Reed wrote that essay
in 1958, after almost 60 years of ever freer trade, has the nation
economically improved relative to other countries? Has the worker's
position improved relative to workers in other countries and relative to
a 1958 worker's basis?


The problem is, the US has been negotiating for itself worse and worse positions, both by bad trade deals and by burdening itself with increasingly insane regulations of all conceivable types.

When you're forced to fight with both hands tied behind your back, your feet shackled, a ball gag, and a blindfold, the results will not be favorable for you.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 31, 2016 10:38 PM (vyqqu)

72 Posted by: GT 5.0 at August 31, 2016 10:36 PM (Nk0GK)

So whats your nic?

Mine's @vm

Posted by: @votermom at August 31, 2016 10:38 PM (Om16U)

73 " Angel Moms, now I am crying."


This is pretty......wow.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 10:39 PM (9ym/8)

74 always jumping to the bottom..

Posted by: Original Jake at August 31, 2016 10:39 PM (wnynp)

75 The US does not have a free market. It's an
approximation convenient for some. Good, bad, or just ugly, that's just
the way it is.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 31, 2016 10:33 PM (V3IFq)


It does not have a free market and hasn't for a long time, and is significantly less free every day. We're headed towards a system where the government chooses winners and losers in industry, their chosen winners support the politicians who protect them from competition. By this, the government exercises de-facto control over all industry.

There's a name for a system where the government controls industry, and where there's still technically private ownership, but only for an approved class of insiders. Fascism.

Fascism was very popular in the economics schools of the late twenties and early thirties when Mussolini was popularizing the concept, with the US Ambassador to Italy even remarking that he'd be remembered as one of history's great men. It never went away, it just hid itself behind other labels.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 31, 2016 10:39 PM (HalrA)

76 Hey WD, great ONT. Enjoyed the Bonnie Tyler video, cried once again at the loss suffered on 9/11. And marveled at the courage that young man possessed.

Thanks.

Posted by: tbodie at August 31, 2016 10:39 PM (gjgWX)

77 bleg for Texit residents...

is there anywhere in Tejas with the following criteria:

Decent housing (schools are not an issue) large lots preferred (10-12K minimum, moar is bettah)
Low incidence of FSA/BLM/LaRaza type population (racialy diverse is fine)
humidity that isn't ridiculous, at least most of the time
no HOA
not a million klicks out in the sticks.

we had a line on a place in Sugar Land, and, even though the lot was smaller than what we have here in #Failifornia, and the pool smaller than ours, we were toying with the idea of a 2nd home/ refuge, until we saw it was in an HOA.

if we can escape the nanny state, "this is how you live your life" shit here, we sure as hello are uninterested in buying into moar of the same from some local, unelected, fascists. (yes, HOAs have elections, but you know what i mean)

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2016 10:39 PM (eWPDq)

78 Burnt Toast told me to go fuck myself.

I think I will go and find out if that is possible.


Imagine the savings$$$$$$!!

Posted by: Mortimer at August 31, 2016 10:41 PM (zu88C)

79 54
" I got a piano tonight!

For free "





Congrats. Stand-up?

No! The bench was included!


Posted by: Weirddave at August 31, 2016 10:32 PM (N8hFs)


My, how Grand!

Posted by: Don Q. at August 31, 2016 10:41 PM (qf6WZ)

80 High Votermom! I had to settle for @GT50 Kinda loses the effect.

Posted by: GT 5.0(Hybrid_Burns gas and rubber) at August 31, 2016 10:41 PM (Nk0GK)

81 Willowed but extremely important for the Jamie Lee Curtis Moron Fan club:

931 Jamie Lee Curtis was born a hermaphrodite. This is true. She will not confirm or deny it. Her children are adopted.

I'd think this myself, but a good friend from my Freshman year at college randomly told me this over 20 years ago. Her on was one of the nurses in the know.

I believe her. She had no reason to lie. Jamie Lee Curtis is a shemale.
Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 10:36 PM (1hhNr

Check out this reaction from her publicist when asked.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Mqt7AwXZQ

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 10:42 PM (1hhNr)

82 "Decent housing (schools are not an issue) large lots preferred (10-12K minimum, moar is bettah) "


What do you consider a "large lot?" In North Central Texas any decent land is $3500/acre.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 10:42 PM (9ym/8)

83 Ah yes, da'wa. I got an email from a Muslim "inviting" me to that faith last year. Thankfully nothing came of it.

"This is a word from your Lord before the advent of a Terrible Day" is a longrunning theme of the Qur'an. Sura 7 is rife with it. Since the Last Day didn't happen in the lifetime of Islam's prophet, the Muslims have turned this into a more temporal threat.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 31, 2016 10:42 PM (6FqZa)

84 Is it bigger than a Lima Bean?

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2016 10:44 PM (LEJHr)

85 The Milton Friedman thing was great.

Good stuff.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 10:46 PM (qUNWi)

86 "My, how Grand!"



That was a little stringy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 10:47 PM (9ym/8)

87 Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2016 10:39 PM (eWPDq)

If you can take all of those with the tradeoff of living in a college town, College Station / Bryan might be for you. There are HOA's in some areas, but not in others. Most of the population is middle class or working class, and there doesn't seem to be a large FSA contingent.

Thanks to the constant churn of students, you can always find *a* job, even if it's just at the Dairy Queen slinging burgers.

The city's not too big to be horrible to live in, or too small to have all of the things you want.

I moved here 3 years ago from the trainwreck of drug-infested, perpetually recessed Central Florida, and I love it.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 31, 2016 10:47 PM (HalrA)

88 redc1c4,
Budget?

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 31, 2016 10:47 PM (xVgrA)

89 >>>No! The bench was included!

Posted by: Weirddave at August 31, 2016 10:32 PM (N8hFs)
<<<




Be sure it's got a seat belt.

Posted by: zombie Victor Borge at August 31, 2016 10:47 PM (H9MG5)

90 I, sandwich.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 31, 2016 10:48 PM (IqV8l)

91 Please don't let's go puns this soon.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 10:49 PM (qUNWi)

92 It's not cheap to get a piano tuned, which must be done after moving it.
But congratulations and I hope you enjoy many hours playing it!
Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2016 10:36 PM
*****
Def needs a tune up. I was given an estimate of $80-100.
It sounds great though. I'm having so much fun with it.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 31, 2016 10:49 PM (6IPEM)

93 Weirddave put together a lot of good stuff to puns already.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 10:50 PM (qUNWi)

94 I think I just ate a mosquito, but I live in nv, probably non zika

Posted by: lousagirl at August 31, 2016 10:50 PM (9plvG)

95 Please don't let's go puns this soon.
You think it's off-key this early?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2016 10:51 PM (LdMbv)

96 That's been a persistent rumor, that Jamie Lee was born with some intersex condition (there are many, many different ones). I don't she's ever confirmed or denied it. The stories that she has aren't true, I don't think.

All her children are adopted, which is consistent with intersex (just about all of them are sterile). The name "Jamie Lee" is somewhat androgynous and the claim is that Tony and Janet didn't know what to name her until they and the doctors had decided which way to go (this decision can be a difficult one).

But it's all rumor. No one but her and those involved with her birth know for sure.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 31, 2016 10:51 PM (DW+jj)

97 Erev tov, y'ins!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 31, 2016 10:51 PM (kP16F)

98 >>>Remember this next time you hear someone ranting against free trade.

The next time someone wheel's out this canard, remember that tariffs do not mean the end to trade. Throughout the history of America, there has been trade. It is only recently that it has been a goal to make the trade "free".

Related question: Why are all free trade agreements thicker than a phone book? Answer: the agreements are full of special exceptions.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2016 10:51 PM (R+30W)

99 cj:
Did u hear Trump's Mexican speech? I thought it was amazing! NO ONE WILL cover it.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 31, 2016 10:51 PM (P5esK)

100 How Not to Make a Sandwich

How to Make 46,524 Sandwiches at Once

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 10:51 PM (sdi6R)

101
"My, how Grand!"




That was a little stringy.
---
the key with puns is to hit the right tone: not to flat, nor neither too sharp.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2016 10:52 PM (eWPDq)

102 "You think it's off-key this early?"



Wringing hollow.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 10:52 PM (9ym/8)

103 Alright fuck it. pun away.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 10:53 PM (qUNWi)

104 Bill Whittle's voice freaks me out.

Posted by: NCKate at August 31, 2016 10:53 PM (Tetbj)

105 I have GOT to get me one of those tee shirts!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2016 10:53 PM (0tfLf)

106 Related question: Why are all free trade agreements thicker than a phone book? Answer: the agreements are full of special exceptions.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2016 10:51 PM (R+30W)


Yep. A real free trade agreement could be written in one paragraph and leave the rest of the page blank for signatures. "I won't tax or regulate your shit and you won't tax or regulate mine." That has never happened in all of human history, and never will.

Instead we get these pieces of legislative bloatware that are designed to increase political power for all of the signatories, with special benefits and carve-outs for their biggest financial backers.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 31, 2016 10:54 PM (HalrA)

107 Wow on that Man In The Red Bandana story. You could warn us about the dust next time...

Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2016 10:54 PM (JfdQ8)

108 A federal appeals court upheld the federal ban on the sale of guns through federally licensed firearms dealers to individuals who hold medical marijuana cards, agreeing that possession of a card gives a dealer "reasonable cause to believe" that a person is an unlawful drug user.

Posted by: Theodoric of York at August 31, 2016 10:55 PM (e8kgV)

109 Burning With Incontinence!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 31, 2016 10:55 PM (jO7js)

110 Ok so searching on a person's nick in GAB doesn't work if they've never posted anything.
But if I do this

https://gab.ai/nameofperson

I find them

so now I've follwoed gt50 & hrothgar

Posted by: @votermom at August 31, 2016 10:56 PM (Om16U)

111 What do you consider a "large lot?" In North Central Texas any decent land is $3500/acre.
---
our house is on ~10K sq ft. i doubt i'd know what to do with an acre, other than turn the music up... ;-)

The city's not too big to be horrible to live in, or too small to have all of the things you want.
---
sounds like a place to check out.. thxs

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2016 10:56 PM (eWPDq)

112 There's a chance of a pun outbreak in ivory thread.

Posted by: zombie Victor Borge at August 31, 2016 10:56 PM (H9MG5)

113
" I got a piano tonight!

For free "


Is that like getting a "free" kitten?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 31, 2016 10:56 PM (IqV8l)

114 Alright fuck it. pun away.
Steve's right. This is pretty bass even for an ONT.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2016 10:57 PM (LdMbv)

115 Good evening, Horde!

It's that time of year again: ramping up for the 3rd Annual Southwest Ohio Moron Meetup.

Scheduled for October 22nd in the Dayton area.

Want to be kept in the loop?

Drop me a line at swohmome@mail.com (and please include your nic).

Posted by: ibguy at August 31, 2016 10:57 PM (vUcdz)

116 good night horde

Posted by: @votermom at August 31, 2016 10:57 PM (Om16U)

117 >>>I especially liked the story about genetically modified fruits and vegetables.


What about surgically modified ones?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 31, 2016 10:58 PM (Mt8T4)

118 Had to turn off Fox because of that disgusting piece of human debris, Juan Williams. I can't watch the Five because of him.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 10:58 PM (kXoT0)

119 Steve's right. This is pretty bass even for an ONT.

Is a bass a form of Halibut?

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 10:59 PM (qUNWi)

120 "Related question: Why are all free trade agreements thicker than a phone book? Answer: the agreements are full of special exceptions."




Horseshit. Not "free trade" agreements. Mutual Co-Prosperity Agreements.

Secret provisions. Things that can't be allowed to the working public or they'd be outraged.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 10:59 PM (9ym/8)

121 redc14 @ 77- ETEX, Smith County to be precise, but most anywhere except Marshall. Y'll come now, y'hear?

Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2016 11:00 PM (zLDYs)

122 I can tell already this ONT will be a piano the ass. It's right there, in black and white, and you don't have to be sharp to tell that anyone complaining about how we pedal the puns here will just find their complaints falling flat.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 31, 2016 11:00 PM (vyqqu)

123
When you're forced to fight with both hands tied behind your back, your feet shackled, a ball gag, and a blindfold.....
Posted by: Brother Cavil



Mmmmmm...... oh, sorry! You said "fight".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 11:00 PM (kdS6q)

124 Good evening, Horde.

Nine days away from the big Five-O.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 31, 2016 11:00 PM (rJUlF)

125 redc1c4,

Budget?
---
we ain't po', but we aren't Hollyweird millionaires either... the house in Sugar Land was well inside our range. also looking at N and S Carolina, etc... but i'd prefer Texit, all things considered. however, HRH is the ultimate decider: i just w*rk here.

current house valuation, based on local ridiculous prices is just into 7 figures, or close to it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2016 11:01 PM (eWPDq)

126 Juan Williams seems mentally challenged and a liar

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 31, 2016 11:01 PM (dULJN)

127 "Is that like getting a "free" kitten? "


Well, same pain in the ass.......but it weighs like a thousand pounds more.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 11:02 PM (9ym/8)

128 122
I can tell already this ONT will be a piano the ass. It's right there,
in black and white, and you don't have to be sharp to tell that anyone
complaining about how we pedal the puns here will just find their
complaints falling flat.


Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 31, 2016 11:00 PM (vyqqu)


Do you get paid scale for writing puns like that?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 31, 2016 11:02 PM (rJUlF)

129 124 Captain Whitebread, Happy Birthday early! The big 50 is good stuff

Posted by: lousagirl at August 31, 2016 11:02 PM (9plvG)

130 When you're forced to fight with both hands tied behind your back, your feet shackled, a ball gag, and a blindfold, the results will not be favorable for you.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 31, 2016 10:38 PM (vyqqu)

Now, now, it only lost us unimportant things like the steel industry.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at August 31, 2016 11:02 PM (kXoT0)

131 Here's the T-shirt sales page:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h56apko

I have never done business with them and cannot vouch for their service etc.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2016 11:02 PM (LdMbv)

132 What would a young Milton Friedman coming of age in the SJW culture of 2016 make of economics in the US?

Posted by: cm9000 at August 31, 2016 11:03 PM (Y/5qL)

133 Hasta, vm......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 11:03 PM (9ym/8)

134 i gotta go ruin dinner for R3sident 3vil, or i won't be alive to emigrate...

back later.

if Jim shows up, tell him the Russian Colt has landed.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2016 11:03 PM (eWPDq)

135 Pair of 14-year-old friends invent clever hack to stop ice cream dripping down cones
-------------

Hipster parents stare at their neatly dressed entrepreneurial progeny and wonder, "Where did we go wrong?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2016 11:03 PM (yddCj)

136 Another superlative ONT, Dave. Thnx.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2016 11:04 PM (yddCj)

137 I'm 52....the big 50 is just a number.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 11:04 PM (qUNWi)

138 129
124 Captain Whitebread, Happy Birthday early! The big 50 is good stuff.

I hope so. When I turned 40, I was in the middle of a divorce and suicidal.
This birthday, I may be sitting on the couch in my underwear eating Cheetos ala Ron White, but at least I don't want to kill myself, so I have that going for me, which is nice...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 31, 2016 11:04 PM (rJUlF)

139 10k sq ft is approx. 1/4 acre

Posted by: Original Jake at August 31, 2016 11:05 PM (wnynp)

140 Fuckety fuck fuck fuck! Put my pork tenderloin and potato on the propane grill to cook, and it didn't go 5 minutes, and ran out of propane. Time to switch the sumbitch over to natural gas, I guess. So tenderloin is skillet on stove, sauteeing. Or something.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2016 11:06 PM (oqkO3)

141 Tonight's ONT brought to you by the LGBT community:

Oh, that's a nice shirt. Want.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 11:07 PM (sdi6R)

142 I think the left cares less about improving peoples' lives than eradicating inequality. And I think they really do look down on third world nations. Those two things explain why they are so gung ho for unrestricted immigration. They don't believe we can raise third world nations up to our level, because unlike Germany and Japan which we rebuilt after WWII, they are hopeless. So to eradicate inequality, we must bring them here like swarm of locusts, in order to bring us down to their level.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 11:07 PM (Mt8T4)

143 That sucks....nothin better than a tenderloin on the grill.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 11:07 PM (qUNWi)

144 " Juan Williams seems mentally challenged and a liar"




He is welded to an agenda and can't, can't, be pried away from it. The guy may be able to manage his money and raise his kids.............but he's dumber than ten bags of nails tossed onto the buzzard shit-wagon.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 11:08 PM (9ym/8)

145 Woot woot ONT

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 31, 2016 11:08 PM (voOPb)

146 135 Pair of 14-year-old friends invent clever hack to stop ice cream dripping down cones
-------------

Hipster parents stare at their neatly dressed entrepreneurial progeny and wonder, "Where did we go wrong?"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2016 11:03 PM (yddCj)

So Soy ice cream melts?

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 31, 2016 11:10 PM (voOPb)

147 I've read that the wild progenitor of maize has never been identified, though an unusual hybridisation event of two or more unknown wild grasses is suspected... The earliest known domesticated cultivars of maize were essentially popcorn and were likely eaten as such!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 31, 2016 11:10 PM (kP16F)

148 It's not cheap to get a piano tuned, which must be done after moving it.

But congratulations and I hope you enjoy many hours playing it!

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2016 10:36 PM (Z56vq)


"Uppernockitty only tunes once."

Posted by: just the punchline at August 31, 2016 11:10 PM (oqkO3)

149 "Woot woot ONT"



Where you been? I know you weren't working.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 11:10 PM (9ym/8)

150 124 Good evening, Horde.

Nine days away from the big Five-O.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 31, 2016 11:00 PM (rJUlF)


OK, you can stay on my lawn. For now.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 11:10 PM (sdi6R)

151 I think the left cares less about improving peoples'
lives than eradicating inequality. And I think they really do look down
on third world nations. Those two things explain why they are so gung
ho for unrestricted immigration. They don't believe we can raise third
world nations up to our level, because unlike Germany and Japan which we
rebuilt after WWII, they are hopeless. So to eradicate inequality, we
must bring them here like swarm of locusts, in order to bring us down to
their level.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 11:07 PM (Mt8T4)

Elitist do tend to look at everything as a zero sum game, with them on top guiding the underclass. Redistributing the world's wealth and population would be 'fair' in their eyes, with them on top of the world.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 11:11 PM (P/kVC)

152 Can I reuse "a bridge too far" on this thread too despite it having been used on IIRC one of the art threads?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2016 11:11 PM (LdMbv)

153 I must say that I'd love to see Bill Kristol's fainting couch selfie after Trump's speech tonight!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 11:12 PM (wCEn4)

154 OK, you can stay on my lawn. For now.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 11:10 PM (sdi6R)

Awesome!(Backs travel trailer through the front hedge)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 31, 2016 11:12 PM (rJUlF)

155 Fuckety fuck fuck fuck! Put my pork tenderloin and potato on the propane
grill to cook, and it didn't go 5 minutes, and ran out of propane. Time
to switch the sumbitch over to natural gas, I guess. So tenderloin is
skillet on stove, sauteeing. Or something.


Did I ever tell you about the time I wound up running the grill for a whole party of Albertans? It was a cut down 55 gallon drum, fueled by charcoal. I volunteered when I heard one of them ask another where the ignite switch was.

"Uh, guys? I got this. Really."

Then they wanted to know why it would take 1/2 an hour before we would be ready to cook!

Posted by: Weirddave at August 31, 2016 11:12 PM (N8hFs)

156 142
They don't believe we can raise third world nations up to our level, because unlike Germany and Japan which we rebuilt after WWII, they are hopeless. So to eradicate inequality, we must bring them here like swarm of locusts, in order to bring us down to their level.
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 11:07 PM (Mt8T4)


That is exactly correct. There is absolutely no question about it.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 11:12 PM (sdi6R)

157 >>>Where you been? I know you weren't working.

Paying bills
Thursday News Dump
Thursday ONT
And some real work

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 31, 2016 11:12 PM (voOPb)

158 Reporter: *monotone* Do you have a penis?
JLC: *shocked* How dare you!
Reporter: *still monotone* So, just for the record ... do you or do you not ...

This bit where she's pretending to be indifferent and bored is infuriating. I wouldn't count myself among the jerk celebrities that might destroy cameras, but I hadn't considered the molar-grinding upper limit to how maddening someone could be.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 31, 2016 11:13 PM (VdICR)

159 Free trade is good because specialization? No way, as in most things refer to Heinlein-
"Specialization is for insects"
and of course full citizenship and franchise should, rightfully, be limited to those to have served.

Posted by: JoshO at August 31, 2016 11:13 PM (LDycx)

160 great thread! Love the Liberty, Guns, Beer {Booze} and Teats!

Posted by: Locke Common at August 31, 2016 11:13 PM (CZCmp)

161 138 Captain Whitebread, That is the beauty of life.
I have been at the depth of hell, but am so glad that I gave this life thing a big chance.
I put my feet on the floor each and every day and Thank God for my life!
Not every day is a great one, but damn if not a whole bunch of them are sure worth it, and I'm lucky to still be here to see what's next!!

Posted by: lousagirl at August 31, 2016 11:13 PM (9plvG)

162 I believe her. She had no reason to lie. Jamie Lee Curtis is a shemale.
Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 10:36 PM (1hhNr

Check out this reaction from her publicist when asked.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Mqt7AwXZQ

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 10:42 PM (1hhNr)


Who gives a shit?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2016 11:14 PM (oqkO3)

163 A federal appeals court upheld the federal ban on the sale of guns through federally licensed firearms dealers to individuals who hold medical marijuana cards, agreeing that possession of a card gives a dealer "reasonable cause to believe" that a person is an unlawful drug user.
Posted by: Theodoric of York at August 31, 2016 10:55 PM

I'm thinking that's some twisted thinking. The right to bear arms shall be unabridged,

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2016 11:14 PM (o/90i)

164 Hey everybody.

Had a nightmare last night, that the Fed Gov under Hillary makes it illegal to sell any car in the USA for less than $50k.

What's spookiest is, it seems plausible frankly at this stage.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 31, 2016 11:14 PM (OKox0)

165 Dammit, I got Willowed.
So, here goes again, for those who tired of the usual below...


1008 This thread's about me,
this thread's about I,
this thread's about
#1, oh my me mine
what I think
what I like
what I know
what I want
what I seeee,
I like talkin about
you you you you usually...
but occasionally,
I wanna talk about meeeee!

Posted by: That guy that always makes it about him at August 31, 2016 11:14 PM (kKHcp)

166 142
I think the left cares less about improving peoples' lives than
eradicating inequality. And I think they really do look down on third
world nations. Those two things explain why they are so gung ho for
unrestricted immigration. They don't believe we can raise third world
nations up to our level, because unlike Germany and Japan which we
rebuilt after WWII, they are hopeless. So to eradicate inequality, we
must bring them here like swarm of locusts, in order to bring us down to
their level.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 11:07 PM (Mt8T4)


That's exactly it. I've explained it before and it usually gets pretty long, but their belief system comes from a central paradox, the belief that where human events is concerned, there is no objective truth. If there's no objective truth, no idea or course of action is any better than any other, and success or failure is completely random. Communism must work somewhere, at least once, according to that.

Except that's not what happens at all. Reality refuses to go along with their madness, and our philosophy, which is predicated on the fact that there are eternal truths that can be learned, continues to succeed. Anything that succeeds more than random chance is impossible to their warped worldview, so they can only come to one conclusion, that's we're cheating. Imagine seeing somebody win 1000 times in a row at the roulette wheel. They think we're stealing everybody else's chances to succeed, thus the cult of victimology...

When you reject truth, all you have left are lies and madness.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 31, 2016 11:14 PM (HalrA)

167 Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 11:11 PM (P/kVC)


Who among us has not wandered through a WalMart and thought these people need a benevolent ruler, like myself, to guide them!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 11:14 PM (wCEn4)

168
The earliest known domesticated cultivars of maize were essentially popcorn and were likely eaten as such!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki




Doubtful. No dairy animals in the New World, so no butter.

And only dieters and the mentally challenged eat dry unflavored popcorn.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 11:14 PM (kdS6q)

169 Please don't let's go puns this soon.
Your concern is noted.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2016 11:15 PM (LdMbv)

170 >>A federal appeals court upheld the federal ban on the sale of guns through federally licensed firearms dealers to individuals who hold medical marijuana cards, agreeing that possession of a card gives a dealer "reasonable cause to believe" that a person is an unlawful drug user.


It was only a matter of time. Federal Firearms Regs don't jive with Medical Marijuana or State Legalized Marijuana.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2016 11:15 PM (LEJHr)

171 84 Is it bigger than a Lima Bean?
Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2016 10:44 PM (LEJHr

Surgery was involved so I would assume yes.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 11:15 PM (1hhNr)

172 >>>All her children are adopted, which is consistent with intersex (just about all of them are sterile).

You think Jamie Lee Curtis is intersex because she adopted a bunch of sterile children?

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 11:15 PM (Mt8T4)

173
I think the left cares less about improving peoples' lives than eradicating inequality.


Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 11:07 PM (Mt8T4)



The Left doesn't care about either of those things as tens of millions of corpses will silently testify.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 31, 2016 11:15 PM (Y/5qL)

174 >>Who among us has not wandered through a WalMart and thought these people need a benevolent ruler, like myself, to guide them!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 11:14 PM (wCEn4)


Good Luck.

Posted by: Zarathustra at August 31, 2016 11:16 PM (LEJHr)

175 "Thursday News Dump
Thursday ONT "


You need to start drawing a paycheck.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 11:16 PM (9ym/8)

176 Posted by: That guy that always makes it about him at August 31, 2016 11:14 PM (kKHcp)

Isn't the last line supposed to be

But enough of me talking about me, what do you think of me?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 11:16 PM (wCEn4)

177 The Left doesn't care about either of those things as tens of millions of corpses will silently testify.


Posted by: cm9000 at August 31, 2016 11:15 PM (Y/5qL)


Are they? The dead are all equal. Never underestimate how completely, barking mad these people are.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 31, 2016 11:17 PM (HalrA)

178 Posted by: JoshO at August 31, 2016 11:13 PM (LDycx)

OK now that is BEYOND freaky.

Posted by: Esch at August 31, 2016 11:17 PM (m75mf)

179 And Thanks, WD, for an outstanding ONT.

Had never heard about the red handkerchief hero before.

Nice.

Posted by: ibguy at August 31, 2016 11:17 PM (vUcdz)

180 I've read that the wild progenitor of maize has
never been identified, though an unusual hybridisation event of two or
more unknown wild grasses is suspected... The earliest known
domesticated cultivars of maize were essentially popcorn and were likely
eaten as such!


Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 31, 2016 11:10 PM (kP16F)

Cook it in a dry clay pot is about all I can think of. Or the pot boiled dry.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 11:17 PM (P/kVC)

181 Alexthechick and BCochran have finally put up another podcast.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2016 11:18 PM (bMG0w)

182 You need to start drawing a paycheck.
Or hazard pay when it comes to reading certain commenters.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2016 11:18 PM (LdMbv)

183 "Awesome!(Backs travel trailer through the front hedge)"


Hook up to his water and run a line to the outlet. Might "accidentally" open the sewer trap.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2016 11:19 PM (9ym/8)

184 Wow. Honestly, I wasn't prepared for this much content. Great ONT!

Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2016 11:19 PM (mxCgt)

185 Nihilism.
Communism.
Can't have one without the other.

Posted by: navybrat at August 31, 2016 11:20 PM (w7KSn)

186 Had a nightmare last night, that the Fed Gov under Hillary makes it illegal to sell any car in the USA for less than $50k.



What's spookiest is, it seems plausible frankly at this stage.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 31, 2016 11:14 PM (OKox0)

The $50k price is incidental to other requirements which make it cost $50k to put on the market. And that is where we are heading.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 11:20 PM (P/kVC)

187
I must say that I'd love to see Bill Kristol's fainting couch selfie after Trump's speech tonight!
Posted by: Hrothgar



Trump's Tijuana Roadtrip went so well even Kristol had to admit it. Check his twitter crawl:

A quick reax podcast: Trump's Good Day in Mexico.

twitter.com/BillKristol

Tweeting thru gritted teeth.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 11:21 PM (kdS6q)

188 140 AOP

We did the switch about a dozen years ago,maneuver looked back.

Pros: Never run out of fuel (assuming no insurrection or SMOD)

Cons: Initial expense. NG doesn't burn as hot as propane, so requires getting used to. Have to buy a grill specifically set up for NG,!or one that can be converted to it (we bought a CharBroil, NG kit was ~$50).

Still, would never go back.

Posted by: ibguy at August 31, 2016 11:22 PM (vUcdz)

189 Who among us has not wandered through a WalMart and thought these people need a benevolent ruler, like myself, to guide them!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 11:14 PM (wCEn4)





Good Luck.

Posted by: Zarathustra at August 31, 2016 11:16 PM (LEJHr)

If they want to kick back and drink Natural Ice,who am I to say otherwise.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 11:22 PM (P/kVC)

190 BREAKING NEWS:
Mexico's President PeNa Nieto said he had a nice meeting w/Trump & said one day he hopes he can afford to meet with Hillary too.

[stolen from the Twitter feed of "Walter Cronkite"]

Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2016 11:22 PM (LdMbv)

191 >> You think Jamie Lee Curtis is intersex because she adopted
>> a bunch of sterile children?

If that's not a joke about ambiguous antecedents or whatever you call it, most (I think all, but there may be a few cases) intersex conditions result in sterility -- the individual is incapable of reproducing as either female or male.

Wallis Simpson, Duchess of Windsor, was another famous one rumored to be intersex, in her case complete androgen insensitivity syndrome.

When a person has children, and it's usually a woman, since there's no question (unless they faked a birth or something), that's proof they are not intersex.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 31, 2016 11:22 PM (DW+jj)

192 Who among us has not wandered through a WalMart and thought these people need a benevolent ruler, like myself, to guide them!

Posted by: Hrothgar


Trust me. That wasn't what I was thinking they needed.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 31, 2016 11:23 PM (vyqqu)

193 "Uh, guys? I got this. Really."

Then they wanted to know why it would take 1/2 an hour before we would be ready to cook!

Posted by: Weirddave at August 31, 2016 11:12 PM (N8hFs)


I do have a little charcoal grill, and charcoal. But i want to eat tonight, not tomorrow. And we do have this "gas" thing here, you know. Rudyard Kipling visited Medicine Hat, Alberta, which had municipal gas wells providing heat and light to residents, and declared it to be the city with "all Hell for a basement".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2016 11:24 PM (oqkO3)

194 Hey! I'm finally on GAB as @vm


What number were you?

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 31, 2016 11:24 PM (/h17O)

195 182 You need to start drawing a paycheck.
Or hazard pay when it comes to reading certain commenters.
------

I was expecting enrollment into the vision plan.
That was before ace's experience

Now I'm hoping for a Xmas card

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 31, 2016 11:24 PM (voOPb)

196 redc1c4 if you are still here, another vote for North Texas.



I've been pleased overall with the lack of humidity, too

Posted by: Steck - Texit at August 31, 2016 11:24 PM (EwReX)

197 Time for a nap here. Be well, might check in later.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2016 11:25 PM (o/90i)

198 @168, Laurie David's Cervix

You've obviously never enjoyed that delightful snack what is popcorn drizzled with freshly rendered warm possum fat!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 31, 2016 11:25 PM (kP16F)

199 188 (myself)

maneuver = never

Stupid fat fingers.

Posted by: ibguy at August 31, 2016 11:26 PM (vUcdz)

200 Meh. I've seen ice crean cones with rims decades ago, although not rims that wide.

What about a Kline bottle cone? Ie. a cone with a rim that leads into a tube that re-intersects the cone and feeds the dripping ice cream back into the body of the cone?

Where's my Nobel Prize?

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 11:26 PM (Mt8T4)

201 >>Tweeting thru gritted teeth.

Wonder if Bill is using Opiods?

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 31, 2016 11:26 PM (voOPb)

202 Great ONT. Great story about a hero I've not heard of, Welles Crowther, of blessed memory. Thanks wierddave.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 31, 2016 11:27 PM (EZebt)

203 Nice ONT WD, thanks.

Gotta crash, for tomorrow awaits me, all too early!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 11:27 PM (wCEn4)

204 So anyway. I'll hit the Horde with my thoughts on the Parable of the Prodigal Son this weekend, as they have taken a form that really needs something more than a comments section to contain them.

Meanwhile, best buddy is in the hospital again. New infection wreaking hell with bladder and kidneys, carpal tunnel, tennis elbow, level 10 pain, he's a wreck right now, poor bastard. They have him in a proper room by now fortunately.

I shall henceforth refer to 2016 as simply "This Fucking Year". Getting damn sick of having to clean up behind the world as it goes to shit around me.

But hey, I gotta look after folks. Because once it's my turn to go to shit, I'm hoping for better than lying cold, hungry, and in pain in some ditch somewhere.

Unlikely as that seems sometimes.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 31, 2016 11:27 PM (vyqqu)

205 How do we know Jamie Lee Curtis' children are sterile???

How is that possibly public knowledge?

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 11:27 PM (qUNWi)

206 Carl Cameron is one ignoramus who knows a. Lot and understands nothing.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guide at August 31, 2016 11:28 PM (3ZttN)

207 Bill doesn't look strong enough to do drugs.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 31, 2016 11:28 PM (/h17O)

208 redc1c4,
Here is a bargain on the edge of Austin, it's unincorporated so taxes are lower. I don't believe there's an HOA cause people do pretty much what ever they want on the street. It's a great part of town, I live close by. I want this place but it's a bit over our budget plus my husband loves our current house we built 6 years ago. It has a pool, guest house, horse barn, garden, pool, 2+ acres etc. all under $800k in a VERY desirable area of town. We have the only republican city councilman in Austin. It's not as lefty as most of the city. Close to everything, but not too close.

http://sa.kw.com/fs34yvm

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 31, 2016 11:29 PM (xVgrA)

209 140 Fuckety fuck fuck fuck! Put my pork tenderloin and potato on the propane grill to cook, and it didn't go 5 minutes, and ran out of propane. Time to switch the sumbitch over to natural gas, I guess. So tenderloin is skillet on stove, sauteeing. Or something.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2016 11:06 PM (oqkO3)

++++

Or just pickup a spare tank. When one runs out, swap. Then you can refill the empty one at your leisure.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 31, 2016 11:30 PM (R+30W)

210
Had a nightmare last night, that the Fed Gov under Hillary makes it illegal to sell any car in the USA for less than $50k.

After a few more rounds of cash for clunkers...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 31, 2016 11:30 PM (IqV8l)

211 Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 11:26 PM (Mt8T4)



I was working on a patent for Mobius strip bacon, but it was too hard to turn it over in the pan!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 11:30 PM (wCEn4)

212 Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 31, 2016 11:29 PM (xVgrA)

Dam girl, you be a 1%er

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 31, 2016 11:31 PM (voOPb)

213 Today at cross country practice, my 14 year old daughter and multiple teammates had their gym bags stolen. With ID/keys/money/electronics inside them.

One Dad got lucky and was able to trace a cell phone back to a stash where 4 bags were left.

I was that Dad. Daughter got everything back and we returned 3 bags to other girls (sans electronics).

Hero status: Intact

life gives you a good day sometimes

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 31, 2016 11:31 PM (scfNY)

214 205: That was the result of ambiguous phrasing. It's that her children are sterile, but that she might be.

Intersex is a failure of the sex differentiation process which starts at some point during fetal gestation. There are many, many ways it can get screwed up, and they all (that I know of, again there may be some very rare special cases) result in sterility.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 31, 2016 11:31 PM (DW+jj)

215 'Lo, 'rons....day 3 of painting the house. Hot date with Advil....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 31, 2016 11:32 PM (LBql+)

216 Just saw a Gary Johnson for POTUS ad here in Cali..wtf is 'promoting social tolerance'?

Posted by: IC at August 31, 2016 11:32 PM (KTFfX)

217 Redistributing the world's wealth and population would be 'fair' in their eyes, with them on top of the world.

---

Just never ask them to redistribute POWER.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 31, 2016 11:32 PM (scfNY)

218 Cons: Initial expense. NG doesn't burn as hot as propane, so requires getting used to. Have to buy a grill specifically set up for NG,!or one that can be converted to it (we bought a CharBroil, NG kit was ~$50).

Still, would never go back.

Posted by: ibguy at August 31, 2016 11:22 PM (vUcdz)


Have a friend who worked in the retail gas industry. He said about any grill can be converted; just drill out the burner orifice to a larger size. And I already have a capped-off tee in my house gas line, done in anticipation of putting a line (with quick-connect) to an outdoor grille.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2016 11:33 PM (oqkO3)

219 187
A quick reax podcast: Trump's Good Day in Mexico.

twitter.com/BillKristol

Tweeting thru gritted teeth.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 11:21 PM (kdS6q)



HA HA HA. This is killing him. You have to know it.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 11:33 PM (sdi6R)

220 186
Had a nightmare last night, that the Fed Gov under Hillary makes it illegal to sell any car in the USA for less than $50k.





What's spookiest is, it seems plausible frankly at this stage.



Posted by: qdpsteve at August 31, 2016 11:14 PM (OKox0)

The
$50k price is incidental to other requirements which make it cost $50k
to put on the market. And that is where we are heading.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2016 11:20 PM (P/kVC)


If we get another 8 years of Obama (IE, Hillary), we're pretty much all done for. It's time to either move across the border or make the border move across us at that point.

If Hillary wins, I become a Texas Secessionist.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 31, 2016 11:33 PM (HalrA)

221 MisHum,
I did say it was over our budget........by a bit...you know several $100k over...

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 31, 2016 11:33 PM (xVgrA)

222 Hard to imagine AOP with only one of anything.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 31, 2016 11:33 PM (/h17O)

223 Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 31, 2016 11:27 PM (vyqqu)


I hope the discussion will get identified/linked somehow, this morning's discussion was excellent.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 11:34 PM (wCEn4)

224 >>>Had a nightmare last night, that the Fed Gov under Hillary makes it illegal to sell any car in the USA for less than $50k.<<<




Nah. We'd never make you sell it for that.



But we will consider you a dealer, and then tax and "fee" the ever loving piss out of you. Your welcome.

Posted by: your friendly neighborhood federal govt. agency at August 31, 2016 11:34 PM (H9MG5)

225 205 How do we know Jamie Lee Curtis' children are sterile???

How is that possibly public knowledge?
Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 11:27 PM (

Jamie Lee Curtis does not have biological children she adopted them all.

Look at her features from when she was very young in Halloween. She looks like a dude in drag.

She had to have a boobjob to transition giving the appearance of curves.

I was concerned from the last thread about the Hordes sexual love for James Lee Curtis. I could not sit silent any longer with the false advertising. If you are going to sell yourself as a sex object then the fapping public deserves to know the truth.

Posted by: Pepe at August 31, 2016 11:34 PM (1hhNr)

226 Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 11:27 PM (qUNWi)

Hey, you gotta change that name, I'm getting tired of laughing at it every time I see it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 31, 2016 11:36 PM (kKHcp)

227 Specialization and free trade are not the same thing. Also, at some point specialization becomes too much of a good thing.

Specialization is for ants. - RAH

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 31, 2016 11:37 PM (Ee2nz)

228 I can probably get the local gas fitter dude to run the line outside and install a quick-connect for about the price of a new, filled, 20-pound cylinder. I could do it myself, but I'm not a licensed gas-fitter, and I don't want to jeopardize my household insurance.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2016 11:37 PM (oqkO3)

229 *you're* welcome... time to issue some penalty fees to autocucumber's creator.

Posted by: your friendly neighborhood federal govt. agency at August 31, 2016 11:37 PM (H9MG5)

230 Hey, you gotta change that name, I'm getting tired of laughing at it every time I see it.


Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa is a 1000 times more talented than Matt Fucking Damon.

Recognize.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 11:39 PM (qUNWi)

231 "I could do it myself, but I'm not a licensed gas-fitter..."

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: navybrat at August 31, 2016 11:39 PM (w7KSn)

232 I think we are going to see some of the NeverTrump worms look for a way to save themselves. They will say they always opposed Hillary even though they did everything they could to ensure her victory.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 31, 2016 11:40 PM (Y/5qL)

233 Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August

I don't begrudge you in the least

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 31, 2016 11:40 PM (voOPb)

234 The limit of specialization (and being an expert in some field) is a delta function of knowledge. One learns more and more about less and less until one knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 31, 2016 11:40 PM (DW+jj)

235 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's Health Clinic watch that clown Trump lie about our black presdent. Presdent Obama should do something about lying about all the good things he has done to help persons of all colors and to reveal the true Bush disaster. Thank You Mr. Black Presdent and we all love you.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at August 31, 2016 11:40 PM (Fbj4h)

236 Here is a bargain on the edge of Austin, it's unincorporated so taxes are lower. I don't believe there's an HOA cause people do pretty much what ever they want on the street. It's a great part of town, I live close by. I want this place but it's a bit over our budget plus my husband loves our current house we built 6 years ago. It has a pool, guest house, horse barn, garden, pool, 2+ acres etc. all under $800k in a VERY desirable area of town. We have the only republican city councilman in Austin. It's not as lefty as most of the city. Close to everything, but not too close.

http://sa.kw.com/fs34yvm

Posted by: lindafell de spair- racist, mysognistic, uneducated, bitter, redneck, Moron in TEXIT! at August 31, 2016 11:29 PM (xVgrA)


Regarding HOA's: yeah, spawn of the Devil. But my rule of thumb is, if the house that interests you is on an older, grid-plan street, then there is probably no HOA. If it is one of the newer subdivisions, with confusing, similar street names, and curved streets that intersect at weird angles, then there probably is an HOA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2016 11:40 PM (oqkO3)

237 Hero status: Intact

life gives you a good day sometimes
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 31, 2016 11:31 PM (scfNY)

Go ahead, pat yourself on the back.
I'm holding my drink up in your direction (OK, towards my moniter but you know..)

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 31, 2016 11:40 PM (kKHcp)

238 I was working on a patent for Mobius strip bacon, but it was too hard to turn it over in the pan!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 11:30 PM (wCEn4)


Why would you have to turn it over? It's only got one side.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2016 11:41 PM (oqkO3)

239 They will say they always opposed Hillary even though they did everything they could to ensure her victory.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 31, 2016 11:40 PM (Y/5qL)



Their intentions were the best and they were only looking out for those of us that might be thinking of voting against our best interests!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 11:42 PM (wCEn4)

240 I think we are going to see some of the NeverTrump worms look for a way to save themselves. They will say they always opposed Hillary even though they did everything they could to ensure her victory.

It's all about "winning", fuck consequences.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 11:42 PM (qUNWi)

241 Now playing downstairs. It's the chemjeff show.

Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 11:42 PM (Mt8T4)

242 wtf is 'promoting social tolerance'?

----

That's when

Captain social tolerance becomes
Major social tolerance

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 31, 2016 11:42 PM (scfNY)

243 The Red Bandana guy, that's the first time I'd heard his story... There's hero's in our midst totally unknown and he most certainly is one and is owed a lot.

I need a tissue or something, dusty or allergies kicking in something fierce.

Posted by: Gmac- 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at August 31, 2016 11:42 PM (mXoOJ)

244 Where are the trucks with mustard, pickles and potato chips?

Posted by: NC Mountain Girl at August 31, 2016 11:42 PM (eumJ9)

245 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2016 11:41 PM (oqkO3)


Well done, I say, well done sir!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 11:43 PM (wCEn4)

246 redc1c4,

I'm no real estate pro around here but it seems like there'd be plenty of locations like that around Dallas/Fort Worth. Personally, I like the area south of DFW outside the burbs and could see myself getting a piece of property there at some point.

What is "too many clicks" to you? Would half hour outside DFW be too much?

Posted by: That big honkin' hawk eyeing WeaselDog at August 31, 2016 11:43 PM (heN73)

247 They were always Democrats. They should be grouped with media.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 31, 2016 11:43 PM (/h17O)

248 I was working on a patent for Mobius strip bacon, but it was too hard to turn it over in the pan!

You shouldn't have to.

Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2016 11:44 PM (9mTYi)

249 I was working on a patent for Mobius strip bacon, but it was too hard to turn it over in the pan!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 11:30 PM (wCEn4)

It's been done. Meat glue.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 31, 2016 11:45 PM (VSenK)

250 You would need some kind of Mobius frying pan.

And to fashion a rudimentary lathe.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 11:46 PM (qUNWi)

251 Several Things, In No Particular Order:

First: Best Overnight Thread, Evar.

Second: Zombie Chicken protests his killing by standing on his neck with a crow bar. "Just fucking wring my neck and get it over with!" quothe the Late Chicken.

Third: @naohsmom7's little boy Welles is an impossibly beautiful child.

Fourth: The original Bonny Tyler version of Total Eclipse of the Heart is the worst song ever in the history of the universe, and the video is worse (even though that defies all known physical laws). The Literal Video version of it is infinitely better. G-d, I hated that song with the fiery heat of ten trillion supernova.

Five: Fuck the MSM.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 11:46 PM (CS7jF)

252 What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: navybrat at August 31, 2016 11:39 PM (w7KSn)


Not much, really. Downstream of the meter, the pressure in a domestic gas line is only a few inches of water column. One would have to be a total fuckup to make a joint that would leak badly at such low pressure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2016 11:46 PM (oqkO3)

253
I could do it myself, but I'm not a licensed gas-fitter
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon




Here, hold my beer.

Posted by: Every Single Real Guy on Earth

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 11:47 PM (kdS6q)

254 "One would have to be a total fuckup to make a joint that would leak badly at such low pressure."

I could do that.

Posted by: navybrat at August 31, 2016 11:47 PM (w7KSn)

255 So Trump said deport Hillary, which will have the MSM talking heads in a snit. But they won't mention what led him to say that. He was talking about his proposal for a task force to capture and deport criminal illegals that have evaded justice, LOL! That is a twofer that they don't dare repeat.

Posted by: evilwess at August 31, 2016 11:47 PM (NbRJx)

256 You need four spatial dimensions to make a real Klein Bottle. :-) One that doesn't intersect.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 31, 2016 11:48 PM (DW+jj)

257 Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 11:46 PM (qUNWi)



My best results occurred when I baked it in a Klein bottle!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2016 11:48 PM (wCEn4)

258 >>until one knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.

And the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 31, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)

259 I was working on a patent for Mobius strip bacon, but it was too hard to turn it over in the pan!

----

can I interest you in my Mobius frying pan?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 31, 2016 11:48 PM (scfNY)

260 Steve Buscemi married me to the neighbor girl when I was six years old.

Long story.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 31, 2016 11:48 PM (EZebt)

261 He is welded to an agenda and can't, can't, be pried away from it. The guy may be able to manage his money and raise his kids.............but he's dumber than ten bags of nails tossed onto the buzzard shit-wagon.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
---------------

Juan Williams is living proof that even life-changing events will not alter a liberal's psyche.

I have expended considerable effort presenting inarguable facts and evidence before such people, and they inevitably fall back on, "Well, everyone has their own opinion".

When I point that I have just presented facts and data rather than opinion, and invite countervailing facts and data they generally use the evergreen "Well, we'll just have to agree to disagree". Lately, I've been refusing to accept that and point out that it is evasive, and no, I will not agree to anything because to do so would imply that their perspective has some merit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2016 11:49 PM (9mTYi)

262 Here, hold my beer.

Posted by: Every Single Real Guy on Earth

---

what about the cigar?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 31, 2016 11:50 PM (scfNY)

263 OK, I'm out. Hopefully able to do the "booze and relax" thing tomorrow.

I leave you all with "DRONE STRIKE! Australian Edition"

http://___ur.com/dMebeT2

G'night Horde!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 31, 2016 11:50 PM (vyqqu)

264 Not much, really. Downstream of the meter, the pressure in a domestic gas line is only a few inches of water column. One would have to be a total fuckup to make a joint that would leak badly at such low pressure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----------

No problem.

Posted by: The guys who installed Hammer's meter at August 31, 2016 11:52 PM (9mTYi)

265
Posted by: Yuimeta



Got his ass kicked by Tami, and is insisting "Ace was out of line" for being mean to him.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 11:53 PM (kdS6q)

266 what about the cigar?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 31, 2016 11:50 PM (scfNY)


You need that to light the fuse. (Yes, I did.)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2016 11:53 PM (oqkO3)

267 One would have to be a total fuckup to make a joint that would leak badly at such low pressure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------------
Is that a challenge???

Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2016 11:53 PM (JfdQ8)

268 Steve Buscemi married me to the neighbor girl when I was six years old.



Long story.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 31, 2016 11:48 PM (EZebt)


You cant leave it at that. Give us the short version.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 31, 2016 11:53 PM (Y/5qL)

269 If Garyjohnson is still famous in five years we will be treating him like RomPaul. Whatever you do, don't look in the mirror and say

Candyman.


Candyman.


Candyman.


Candyman.


Candyman!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 31, 2016 11:54 PM (VdICR)

270 252 What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: navybrat at August 31, 2016 11:39 PM (w7KSn)


Not much, really. Downstream of the meter, the pressure in a domestic gas line is only a few inches of water column. One would have to be a total fuckup to make a joint that would leak badly at such low pressure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2016 11:46 PM (oqkO3)

You have never seen my plumbing work

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 31, 2016 11:54 PM (voOPb)

271 241 Now playing downstairs. It's the chemjeff show.
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 31, 2016 11:42 PM (Mt8T4)


*peeks downstairs*

*returns to this thread*

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 11:55 PM (sdi6R)

272 I see the piano puns ran out quickly. I'm glad. Bunch of treblemakers.

Posted by: mindful webworker - partly overnight, not all overnight at August 31, 2016 11:56 PM (5a8XA)

273 Is that the one where you use a torch to sweat the threads?

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 31, 2016 11:56 PM (/h17O)

274 Steve Buscemi married me to the neighbor girl when I was six years old.

Long story.


Hah...he sounds like a cool dude.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 11:56 PM (qUNWi)

275 Not much, really. Downstream of the meter, the
pressure in a domestic gas line is only a few inches of water column.
One would have to be a total fuckup to make a joint that would leak
badly at such low pressure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2016 11:46 PM (oqkO3)

And the ICC Fuel Gas Code gives you all the look-up tables you'll need.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at August 31, 2016 11:56 PM (P/kVC)

276 One learns more and more about less and less until one knows absolutely everything about absolutely nothing.

---

in a sense, isn't that the story of the Obama Admin?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 31, 2016 11:57 PM (scfNY)

277 You have never seen my plumbing work

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at August 31, 2016 11:54 PM (voOPb)


The P-trap on my bathroom sink is connected to the wall by a 2" piece of rubber radiator hose and two worm-drive hose clamps. And it has been that way for a dozen years or so, and never leaked a drop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2016 11:57 PM (oqkO3)

278 College Football begins tomorrow.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2016 11:58 PM (bMG0w)

279 I see the piano puns ran out quickly. I'm glad. Bunch of treblemakers.

From the heart of Hell I stab at thee.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 11:58 PM (qUNWi)

280 I see the piano puns ran out quickly. I'm glad. Bunch of treblemakers.

Posted by: mindful webworker - partly overnight, not all overnight at August 31, 2016 11:56 PM (5a8XA)


No use harping on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2016 11:59 PM (oqkO3)

281 I think some of you are taking my broad "specialization" comment a bit too narrowly. Think about the difference between that video, and the time and cost to do the same in a small town with a couple of farmers, a baker, a rancher and so forth. Each of these is a "specialist".

It scales pretty darn far, however. Just look at the selection of cheeses in your local market.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 31, 2016 11:59 PM (N8hFs)

282 278
College Football begins tomorrow.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2016 11:58 PM (bMG0w)


Thanks for the warning. Note to self, find out the A and M schedule, and don't drive anywhere near the school on those days.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 31, 2016 11:59 PM (HalrA)

283 Fourth: The original Bonny Tyler version of Total Eclipse of the Heart is the worst song ever in the history of the universe,
-----------

Well, it's not a bad tune, but the video is bizarre. I'd like to see a spoof done in the same vein as the Bonnie Tyler vid.

Bette Davis Eyes: http://preview.tinyurl.com/h7ozuxb


Damn. Shouldn't have watched that. Rekindled a Kim Carnes crush

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2016 11:59 PM (9mTYi)

284 Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at August 31, 2016 11:56 PM (qUNWi)

I'm still chuckling. I suppose I'll get past it, but that tiny scene is one of the best, gross and funny bits in movies. I see your Nic and that scene plays.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 31, 2016 11:59 PM (kKHcp)

285 251
Fourth: The original Bonny Tyler version of Total Eclipse of the Heart is the worst song ever in the history of the universe, and the video is worse (even though that defies all known physical laws). The Literal Video version of it is infinitely better. G-d, I hated that song with the fiery heat of ten trillion supernova.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2016 11:46 PM (CS7jF)


I was not a fan of the song or the video, but it's very cool that Bonnie Tyler likes the parody. Gotta give her props for that.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2016 11:59 PM (sdi6R)

286 Can any of you ONTers play piano?
Can I self teach on this thing? Or do I need to take lessons?

It's so pretty.

Posted by: L, Elle at August 31, 2016 11:59 PM (6IPEM)

287 OK so I grew up across the street from the Buscemis and was good friends with his kid brother.

Lotta kids in our neighborhood hanging out after school was done for summer.

One of us geniuses decided we should have a wedding and party and it kind of took on a life of its own. Steve was the officiant and his kid brother my best man. Every kid in the neighborhood got in on the action and we ended up in someone's pool. Somewhere I have a picture set of the "ceremony."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2016 12:00 AM (EZebt)

288 You need four spatial dimensions to make a real Klein Bottle. :-) One that doesn't intersect.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 31, 2016 11:48 PM (DW+jj)


A Klein Bottle is more of a phased torus...

Posted by: The 4th Dimensional Hat at September 01, 2016 12:00 AM (vBeA5)

289 286
Can any of you ONTers play piano?

Can I self teach on this thing? Or do I need to take lessons?



It's so pretty.





Posted by: L, Elle at August 31, 2016 11:59 PM (6IPEM)


It is possible to self-teach. They make books for the purpose. I haven't played in so long that I'd need to do that to relearn.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 01, 2016 12:00 AM (HalrA)

290 What are the pedals for? I don't understand that. It's like learning how to drive a car

Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 12:01 AM (6IPEM)

291 283 Fourth: The original Bonny Tyler version of Total Eclipse of the Heart is the worst song ever in the history of the universe,
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Well, it's not a bad tune, but the video is bizarre. I'd like to see a spoof done in the same vein as the Bonnie Tyler vid.

Bette Davis Eyes: http://preview.tinyurl.com/h7ozuxb


Damn. Shouldn't have watched that. Rekindled a Kim Carnes crush


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2016 11:59 PM (9mTYi)



There's always The Dan Band version.

https://youtu.be/cIRiZsDObrU

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2016 12:02 AM (bMG0w)

292 It scales pretty darn far, however. Just look at the selection of cheeses in your local market.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 31, 2016 11:59 PM (N8hFs)


All I need is good ol' American Cheese.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2016 12:02 AM (zc3Db)

293 290 Clutch, brake and accelerator.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 01, 2016 12:03 AM (N8hFs)

294 What kind of person makes piano puns? Nobody upright.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 01, 2016 12:03 AM (VdICR)

295 What are the pedals for? I don't understand that. It's like learning how to drive a car
Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 12:01 AM (6IPEM)

Exactly.
The one on the left is the clutch. The other is the accelerator.
Since it's an upright, you don't get brakes.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 01, 2016 12:03 AM (kKHcp)

296 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2016 11:57 PM (oqkO3)

I look at a faucet & it starts to leak

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 01, 2016 12:04 AM (voOPb)

297 What are the pedals for? I don't understand that. It's like learning how to drive a car
Posted by: L, Elle
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Sustain

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:04 AM (9mTYi)

298 son of a gun Weirddave, beat me to it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 01, 2016 12:04 AM (kKHcp)

299 290 What are the pedals for? I don't understand that. It's like learning how to drive a car

Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 12:01 AM (6IPEM)



Aren't those to hold a note longer?

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2016 12:04 AM (bMG0w)

300 65
"Remember this next time you hear someone ranting against free trade."

When you can't defend our current trade deals, our massive trade deficit and the de-industrialization of our workforce , just rant about trade in banal generalities.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost



Since Libertarian and National Review plankholder Reed wrote that essay in 1958, after almost 60 years of ever freer trade, has the nation economically improved relative to other countries? Has the worker's position improved relative to workers in other countries and relative to a 1958 worker's basis?

China can answer both question yes. Can the US?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2016 10:35 PM (kdS6q)

I'd also ask is NAFTA has improved things for our nation or our workers. It hasn't done much for Mexico either, apparently.

Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 12:04 AM (ru2SK)

301 Seriously, one holds the note, one cuts it off immediately, and one makes the piano collapse top you can do hilarious Marx Brothers routines right in your own parlor.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 01, 2016 12:04 AM (N8hFs)

302 What are the pedals for? I don't understand that.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 12:01 AM (6IPEM)


You use the pedals when people are talking over your playing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2016 12:05 AM (zc3Db)

303 What kind of person makes piano puns? Nobody upright.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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I C what you did there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:05 AM (9mTYi)

304 We're just tickled that you all are bringing back the piano puns again.

Posted by: the ivories at September 01, 2016 12:05 AM (H9MG5)

305 ONT Greetings, Horde!

And speaking of..... but, damn, this is on hell of an ONT, here! Content out the wazoo.

It's so yuuuge, it's nearly Trumpian in scope and breadth.

And for RecC.... congrats on the Russian Colt in hand. Pics, happen/didn't, etc. You know the rules.

Further. While College Station is a good enough town, especially of the Collegiate variety, it's only one of many that'd qualify.

And the Austin stuff.....sorry, but I'd recommend against, not because it's not a good tip, but because Austin will keep growing, and those "out of town far enough" places, 1/2 hr. out, will be subsumed by the city proper within a decade or so.

For the best of Texas life and culture, conservative locales, good land prices and as good weather, I'd suggest looking into:

* Kerrville

* Fredricksburg

* Copperas Cove

And if you want slightly smaller towns, stunning, beautiful vistas, and still be but an hour from Austin or San Antonio, perhaps:

* Marble Falls

* Blanco

* Burnet


Do your search engine quests on them all. I think you'll find something to suit your vibe with one of those, there.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 01, 2016 12:05 AM (v5iqM)

306 Speaking of piano, here is the legendary Pinetop Perkins playing Pinetop's Blues.


Confession time: I helped kill him. He always said Jack Daniels would be the death of him, and I bought him a shot of Jack's when he was in Calgary one time. But it did take a while, he made it to 98.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6mfj4qNCzs

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 12:06 AM (oqkO3)

307 Well, I just walked into the other room and looked at the wife's piano.

I guess you do get brakes after all.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 01, 2016 12:06 AM (kKHcp)

308 290 What are the pedals for? I don't understand that. It's like learning how to drive a car
Posted by: L, Elle
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They're not really connected to anything. They're just there to give you something to do with your feet as you toss the match - while singin "goodness gracious, great balls of fire!" at the top of your lungs.

Posted by: Chi at September 01, 2016 12:06 AM (JfdQ8)

309 Hehe. Glove and Boots Translates Shakespeare.

https://youtu.be/ZtA0tzVihfU


"Butt Soft..."

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2016 12:06 AM (bMG0w)

310 We're just tickled that you all are bringing back the piano puns again.

Piano? Not my forte.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 01, 2016 12:06 AM (T/cxb)

311 And I really like that stealth shelf. I think I'm going to build one of those this weekend.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2016 12:07 AM (zc3Db)

312 Bach Mass in B minor
https://youtu.be/7F7TVM8m95Y

For no reason

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 01, 2016 12:07 AM (VdICR)

313 294 What kind of person makes piano puns? Nobody upright.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 01, 2016 12:03 AM (VdICR)

Quit stringing us along

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 01, 2016 12:07 AM (voOPb)

314 Yeah all piano's have all three pedals.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at September 01, 2016 12:09 AM (qUNWi)

315 What kind of person makes piano puns? Nobody upright.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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I C what you did there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Puns tend to leave the thread cleft. Even if they're sharp they still seem flat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2016 12:09 AM (V3IFq)

316 Learn all your scales and proper fingering for every key. That's what my teacher said. It's all scales.
I think Pythagoras said that too.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at September 01, 2016 12:09 AM (/h17O)

317 The picture on Drudge today of Huma showed she has sexy hands and fingers. She looks like she could be a great pianist.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 12:09 AM (1hhNr)

318 290
What are the pedals for? I don't understand that. It's like learning how to drive a car

Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 12:01 AM (6IPEM)


Think of the various distortion pedals that they sell for guitars. I just looked it up as a refresher. The 3 pedals are the damper, the una corda, and sustenuto.

The damper basically makes every string act as a sympathetic string and completely changes the sound. The una corda originally had the hammer strike one cord instead of the 3 surrounding it, but modern mechanisms in upright pianos don't allow that, so it's basically a lower power strike now. The sostenuto or tone sustaining pedal keeps a note from being damped after you remove your fringers from the keyboard.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 01, 2016 12:09 AM (HalrA)

319 52 here's one for you non-big city morons that also garden...

will deer eat chili plants?

buddy of mine now has a small place in the half sticks just south of Pendleton, off the 15...i was thinking of getting with him and planting a variety of peppers, just letting them grow year after year. i had one at my house that lasted for years, getting hotter and hotter each season until something, possibly pool runoff, killed it.
Posted by: redc1c4



Heh! My sister has the same problem. She is growing chili peppers and something is eating them. Maybe deer but she lives about 5 min from the DC Beltway. There are deer around but her garden is well protected. A bird maybe?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 01, 2016 12:10 AM (k7G+h)

320 Piano? Not my forte.

Okay....as much as i despise puns that was pretty fucking good.

I give that two golf claps up in a circle.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at September 01, 2016 12:10 AM (qUNWi)

321 Clutch, brake and accelerator.

Automatic pianos only have two pedals, but don't let you select what key you're in.

Posted by: piano mechanic at September 01, 2016 12:10 AM (larhU)

322 I know this has probably already been mentioned. You guys know I'm not prompt to these ONTs. That sandwich guy! I get it. But whose cow is he milking? The farmer who raised the mother and fed the cow grain and provided the pasture for grazing. Whose chicken, whose wheat? Where is his electricity coming from? Such BS. If that cost him 1500 then it should really have been 15000 at least. Pencil was much better.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 01, 2016 12:11 AM (vhW1R)

323 She looks like she could be a great pianist.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 12:09 AM (1hhNr)


Maybe even a 12-inch pianist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 12:11 AM (oqkO3)

324 gNewt: Is that the one where you use a torch to sweat the threads?

Isn't the banhammer usually sufficient?

Posted by: mindful webworker - pithily we roll along at September 01, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)

325 And I really like that stealth shelf. I think I'm going to build one of those this weekend.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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Too late. Every thief in the world will now be looking for them. Now, a booby-trapped shelf (not that I would ever countenance such a thing, because that would be illegal) might be interesting, in an academic, hypothetical sort of way.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:11 AM (9mTYi)

326 @228

My folks did that in the 70s. They had a dual grill barbecue unit and when we moved to a house with a pool, dismounting the grills, mounting them on posts with gas lines, and setting up a picnic table between worked out very well. The wall used was the kitchen on the other side, so the lines were very close, and the proximity to the big sliding glass door of the adjoining living room made it very easy to to take a platter of stuff from the fridge to the grills.

That house needed a lot of work that my parents never managed to get done but I really miss it. It horrifies me to look at satellite photos and see the pool has been filled in. It's being used as some sort of assisted living facility now.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 01, 2016 12:12 AM (IdCqF)

327 One would have to be a total fuckup to make a joint that would leak badly at such low pressure.

Oh, you must be talking about the guy who installed my "smart meter" this summer. The first one.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2016 12:12 AM (ZxmMG)

328 What are the pedals for? I don't understand that.

---

The one on the left activates the machine guns
The one of the right releases the honey badger
and the one in the middle is the ejector seat.

Now do try to bring it back in one piece...

Posted by: Q at September 01, 2016 12:12 AM (scfNY)

329 216 Just saw a Gary Johnson for POTUS ad here in Cali..wtf is 'promoting social tolerance'?
Posted by: IC



Using the power of the Federal Government to enforce gay marriage on churches?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 01, 2016 12:13 AM (k7G+h)

330
*recalls learning to play 'Indian Love Call'*

Hmf. Probably verboten now, unless it's been retitled, 'Original Peoples Love Call'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:14 AM (9mTYi)

331 One should never put a piano in funeral parlor...

Drunken mourners would gather around it and remark to each other what great set of teeth the dear departed has!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 01, 2016 12:14 AM (kP16F)

332 WeirdDave blessed us with a ton of great content. Thanks brother!

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 12:14 AM (1hhNr)

333 Speech thread got chemjeff'd so what did you guys think of it?

Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 12:15 AM (ru2SK)

334 Carson, holds the envelope to his beturbaned head, raises his gaze to the camera, and intones: "A twelve inch pianist."

Carson then tears open the envelope, and reads aloud, the clue:

"Ken doll wearing a tux, tails and ready to play the piano in concert at Carnegie Hall."


*rimshot* heeyy ohhhh!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 01, 2016 12:15 AM (v5iqM)

335 Fuck Gary Johnson. He is not libertarian, he's authoritarian with legalized weed. Yay. That sounds awesome.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 01, 2016 12:15 AM (vhW1R)

336 >>The picture on Drudge today of Huma showed she has sexy hands and fingers. She looks like she could be a great pianist.

I would have settled for a great penist.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 01, 2016 12:16 AM (c7vUv)

337 One should never put a piano in funeral parlor...

Drunken mourners would gather around it and remark to each other what great set of teeth the dear departed has!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 01, 2016 12:14 AM (kP16F)


Heard an unfortunate ad the radio this afternoon: "What do you want for your Funeral?" Me: "that it be somebody else's."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 12:16 AM (oqkO3)

338 Just saw a Gary Johnson for POTUS ad here in Cali..wtf is 'promoting social tolerance'?
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Yeah, running in W. NC also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:16 AM (9mTYi)

339 Using the power of the Federal Government to enforce gay marriage on churches?

Posted by: at September 01, 2016 12:13 AM (k7G+h)

New libertarianism - you must give all others what they want of yours.
It is only a small departure from their previous platform of minding your own fricken business.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 01, 2016 12:16 AM (P/kVC)

340 >>>One would have to be a total fuckup to make a joint that would leak badly at such low pressure.

Oh, you must be talking about the guy who installed my "smart meter" this summer. The first one.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2016 12:12 AM (ZxmMG)


You too? I had one of those installed a year ago. Leaked a bit. I smelled ... something ... but wasn't sure. Then, one day the smell was unmistakable so I called the gas company. They came out and checked it and their meter thing was pinging as loud as anything. Leaks all over where they had replaced the meter and the pipes.

So they redid it. The smell that night was 10 times worse than it had ever been. Had to call them again. The idiots who "fixed" the leaks left it all with worse leaks so they had to "fix" it again the next day. I made the guy take readings before he left.

What a bunch of incompetents. Thank G-d they only work for the gas company and not something that might be dangerous.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2016 12:17 AM (zc3Db)

341 So is the meat and bread considered garbage after the wreck or could you make a great sammich without being labelled a trash eating hobo?

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 12:17 AM (1hhNr)

342 Speech thread got chemjeff'd so what did you guys think of it?

It started out as a pretty good thread, but wandered after about 100 posts as they invariably seem to do.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 01, 2016 12:17 AM (T/cxb)

343 Downstream article said Johnson and Greenparty were pulling votes from Clinton not Trump.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at September 01, 2016 12:18 AM (/h17O)

344 Fuck Gary Johnson. He is not libertarian, he's authoritarian with legalized weed. Yay. That sounds awesome.
Posted by: Kalneva


Upside? We now have evidence that, since the '60s, the potency of pot has grown stronger.

Mebbe Goth Fonzie will save the day.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 01, 2016 12:18 AM (V3IFq)

345 The idiots who "fixed" the leaks left it all with worse leaks so they had to "fix" it again the next day. I made the guy take readings before he left.
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A little soapy water beats out a sniffer every time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:19 AM (9mTYi)

346 341 So is the meat and bread considered garbage after the wreck or could you make a great sammich without being labelled a trash eating hobo?
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5 second rule apply?

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 01, 2016 12:19 AM (voOPb)

347 340 You too? I had one of those installed a year ago. Leaked a bit. I smelled ... something ... but wasn't sure. Then, one day the smell was unmistakable so I called the gas company. They came out and checked it and their meter thing was pinging as loud as anything. Leaks all over where they had replaced the meter and the pipes.

So they redid it. The smell that night was 10 times worse than it had ever been. Had to call them again. The idiots who "fixed" the leaks left it all with worse leaks so they had to "fix" it again the next day. I made the guy take readings before he left.

What a bunch of incompetents. Thank G-d they only work for the gas company and not something that might be dangerous.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2016 12:17 AM (zc3Db)


Interestingly, the the private sector, the plumbers who work with gas are the most squared-away plumbers I've ever seen.

Posted by: Splunge at September 01, 2016 12:20 AM (iMxBJ)

348 New libertarianism - you must give all others what they want of yours.
It is only a small departure from their previous platform of minding your own fricken business.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 01, 2016 12:16 AM (P/kVC)


Bingo... I'm a Libertarian Nationalist....

Libertarian WITHIN this country... strong defense and strong borders though... and tell other countries to clean their own houses and support their own people...

and no Foreign Aid for countries that do not adhere to the US Bill of Rights... ie ... no Freedom of Religion? no Aid...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 01, 2016 12:20 AM (qf6WZ)

349 Anyone see Jonathan Strange & Mr Norell on Netflix?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 01, 2016 12:20 AM (VdICR)

350 333 Speech thread got chemjeff'd so what did you guys think of it?
Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 12:15 AM (

Today was the first full day we have had a president and leader for at least 8 years and maybe more.

The speech. I think that Russia nuke cloud came from the Uniparty heads exploding.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 12:21 AM (1hhNr)

351 Interestingly, the the private sector, the plumbers who work with gas are the most squared-away plumbers I've ever seen.
Posted by: Splunge
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Liability conscious, and, they can be fired for doing crappy work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:21 AM (9mTYi)

352 Nite Morons
Be well

Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 01, 2016 12:21 AM (voOPb)

353 305 ONT Greetings, Horde!

And speaking of..... but, damn, this is on hell of an ONT, here! Content out the wazoo.

It's so yuuuge, it's nearly Trumpian in scope and breadth.

And for RecC.... congrats on the Russian Colt in hand. Pics, happen/didn't, etc. You know the rules.

Further. While College Station is a good enough town, especially of the Collegiate variety, it's only one of many that'd qualify.

And the Austin stuff.....sorry, but I'd recommend against, not because it's not a good tip, but because Austin will keep growing, and those "out of town far enough" places, 1/2 hr. out, will be subsumed by the city proper within a decade or so.

For the best of Texas life and culture, conservative locales, good land prices and as good weather, I'd suggest looking into:

* Kerrville

* Fredricksburg

* Copperas Cove

And if you want slightly smaller towns, stunning, beautiful vistas, and still be but an hour from Austin or San Antonio, perhaps:

* Marble Falls

* Blanco

* Burnet


Do your search engine quests on them all. I think you'll find something to suit your vibe with one of those, there.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 01, 2016 12:05 AM (v5iqM)

San Marcos gives easy access to both Austin and San Antonio and is still small. Nice outdoors recreation too.

Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 12:22 AM (ru2SK)

354 A little soapy water beats out a sniffer every time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:19 AM (9mTYi)

Put 100psi+ on it too.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 01, 2016 12:22 AM (P/kVC)

355 I dropped a Trump joke on the Speach thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 12:23 AM (oqkO3)

356 What a bunch of incompetents. Thank G-d they only work for the gas company and not something that might be dangerous.

Yeah, what's the worst that could happen? Other than blowing up that neighborhood in San Bruno, of course.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2016 12:23 AM (yddCj)

357 I can't drive stick. Also on My To Do list. Things is want to learn:
The clutch is for shifting gears, right?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 12:23 AM (6IPEM)

358 Put 100psi+ on it too.

*winks*

I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 01, 2016 12:23 AM (larhU)

359 Pepe at September 01, 2016 12:21 AM (1hhNr)

It did offer quite the contrast to Hillary telling veterans that she wants to go to war with Russia and China over hacked emails.

Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 12:24 AM (ru2SK)

360 290 What are the pedals for? I don't understand that. It's like learning how to drive a car
Posted by: L, Elle

In all seriousness, here's a good video explaining...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywv0k5wxCSw

And yes, there used to be many pianos with only 2 pedals.
Just not recently.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 01, 2016 12:25 AM (kKHcp)

361 A little soapy water beats out a sniffer every time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:19 AM (9mTYi)

Put 100psi+ on it too.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
-----------------

I've seen gauges installed, the system pressurized and left sealed for a few days.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:26 AM (9mTYi)

362 I dropped a Trump joke on the Speach thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 12:23 AM (oqkO3)

That's not funny.




Well, it was the first time.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 01, 2016 12:26 AM (P/kVC)

363 A little soapy water beats out a sniffer every time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:19 AM (9mTYi)


Kiddies' soap bubble solution is great for gas leaks. I once blew down a full hydrogen cylinder in about 24 hours in an Baroid BLS 2000 logging unit. Good thing I'm a non-smoker...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 12:26 AM (oqkO3)

364 They do make PVC pipe which is rated for gas.

But you'd best be damn quick, accurate and thorough with the primer and glue. One pinhole, and it's hacksaw time.

Gas, like electrical circuits, is where I tend to call in the pros. I can hang a ceiling fan into an existing box. Want that fan installed as a whole new circuit leg?

Time to call the 'lectrician.

I don't lack the confidence to install a gas line. I do though lack the license to assure it's insured. And that's a burden I'm just not willing to carry.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 01, 2016 12:26 AM (v5iqM)

365 >>>will deer eat chili plants?

If it did, it would need to take an elk-aseltzer afterwards, to relieve the hart burn.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 01, 2016 12:26 AM (Mt8T4)

366 I may not agree with all of Trump's speech, but bonus points for making Jeb! look even stupider. I didn't watch republican debates, but my guess is that was Jeb!'s immigration policy he'd be the nominee.

Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 12:27 AM (ru2SK)

367 346 341 So is the meat and bread considered garbage after the wreck or could you make a great sammich without being labelled a trash eating hobo?
-----
5 second rule apply?
Posted by: Mis. Hum. at September 01, 2016 12:19 AM (

It's a truck wreck. I'd say it's fair game until the bazzards begin to circle.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 12:27 AM (1hhNr)

368 It did offer quite the contrast to Hillary telling
veterans that she wants to go to war with Russia and China over hacked
emails.

Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 12:24 AM (ru2SK)


I would have walked out of that... but VFW here, not American Legion.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 01, 2016 12:27 AM (P/kVC)

369 Can Jeb look even stupider? I didn't think it was possible.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2016 12:28 AM (4HySM)

370 The Uncle Milty video was great, but today he'd be shouted down by any Progressive worth their salt.

Those college kids he was taking the cluebat to were so respectful it was almost unsettling.

We've fallen a long way, baby.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2016 12:28 AM (yddCj)

371 Well, it was the first time.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 01, 2016 12:26 AM (P/kVC)


Back when dinosaurs stalked the Earth, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 12:28 AM (oqkO3)

372 I once blew down a full hydrogen cylinder in about 24 hours in an Baroid BLS 2000 logging unit.
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Why/how is H2 used?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:28 AM (9mTYi)

373 * Copperas Cove
---

I concur with Jim. My daughter lives there, ten minutes away.

She's also a great stylist.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 01, 2016 12:29 AM (rlfds)

374 @357, L

"...Can't drive stick."

Yikes! One can't call himself a motorist until he's learnt to stir his own gears...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at September 01, 2016 12:29 AM (kP16F)

375 Those college kids he was taking the cluebat to were so respectful it was almost unsettling.

We've fallen a long way, baby.


It's ....disconcerting....to say the least.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at September 01, 2016 12:30 AM (qUNWi)

376 They do make PVC pipe which is rated for gas.



...


Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: at September 01, 2016 12:26 AM (v5iqM)

Ewww, PVC for gas just seems... wrong.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 01, 2016 12:30 AM (P/kVC)

377 359 Pepe at September 01, 2016 12:21 AM (1hhNr)

It did offer quite the contrast to Hillary telling veterans that she wants to go to war with Russia and China over hacked emails.
Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 12:24 AM (ru2SK)

LOL. Yes. Quite. Those two are Night and Day.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 12:30 AM (1hhNr)

378 We are on the same wavelength, there, Jim.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 12:30 AM (oqkO3)

379 I dropped a Trump joke on the Speach thread.


CJ is flummoxed.

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at September 01, 2016 12:30 AM (/h17O)

380 Collie Station sucks. Bad. Humid as hell, ugly campus and hideous football stadium. It's probably cheap to live there, but anywhere in the hill country is way, way better.

Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 12:30 AM (ru2SK)

381 Back when dinosaurs stalked the Earth, right?



Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 12:28 AM (oqkO3)

You will have to ask Vic.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 01, 2016 12:31 AM (P/kVC)

382 How freaky. I just came across that Literal Video of Total Eclipse last week after finding the Literal Video of A Ha's Take On Me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at September 01, 2016 12:31 AM (kI9U5)

383 The literal Bonnie Tyler video is actually pretty hysterical IMHO.



Posted by: shibumi who now just wants to yell at stupid people at September 01, 2016 12:32 AM (tvyXw)

384 She's also a great stylist.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at September 01, 2016 12:29 AM (rlfds)



Might be worth my drive to come up and pay to avail myself of her tonsorial expertise.

Last haircut I got, I could've done better via DIY with a weedeater.

That said, I let my hair go a week or two overdue, and I end up looking like Buckwheat doing a bad Eienstein impression.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 01, 2016 12:33 AM (v5iqM)

385 366 I may not agree with all of Trump's speech, but bonus points for making Jeb! look even stupider. I didn't watch republican debates, but my guess is that was Jeb!'s immigration policy he'd be the nominee.
Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 12:27 AM (ru2SK)

There was more. Lots more.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 12:33 AM (1hhNr)

386 >>> Carson, holds the envelope to his beturbaned head, raises his gaze to the camera, and intones: "A twelve inch pianist."


For you millenials, that's Johnny, not Ben, doing his Carnac the Magnificent routine. It would probably be considered racist today.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 01, 2016 12:34 AM (Mt8T4)

387 ..A TWELVE-INCH PIANIST!

Posted by: Ed McMahon at September 01, 2016 12:36 AM (jO7js)

388 Yeah, what's the worst that could happen? Other than blowing up that neighborhood in San Bruno, of course.

My cousin lives a few houses down from there. She couldn't go home for 3 or 4 days. But at least she still had a home to go to.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 01, 2016 12:36 AM (T/cxb)

389 Carson The Great Karnak, holds the envelope to his beturbaned head, raises his gaze to the camera, and intones: "A twelve inch pianist."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:36 AM (9mTYi)

390 I liked the joke, AOP.

The hissing and backbiting between other posters not so much.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes Ima going long on popcorn and butter futures!! at September 01, 2016 12:36 AM (kXoT0)

391 I may not agree with all of Trump's speech, but bonus points for making Jeb! look even stupider. I didn't watch republican debates, but my guess is that was Jeb!'s immigration policy he'd be the nominee.
Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 12:27 AM (ru2SK)
There was more. Lots more.


Text of the speech:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zbvvjo5

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 01, 2016 12:38 AM (T/cxb)

392 >> ..A TWELVE-INCH PIANIST!

You are correct, sir.

Posted by: Danny D., in a tux and tails at September 01, 2016 12:38 AM (DW+jj)

393 Why/how is H2 used?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:28 AM (9mTYi)


Baseline (a manufacturer) total gas detector, and gas chromatograph. They use a flame ionization detector. Very sensitive, and the output voltage is directly proportional to the concentration of the gas being detected. You have a tiny hydrogen flame burning in an enclosed burner, with a chimney. There is an electrode ring, not far from the burner. There is a voltage impressed upon the electrode ring relative to the burner tip. You have a quiet "baseline" current. Introduce a gas species into the supplied air stream for the burner, and you get ions in the flame, current increases.


FWIW, on the "portable" units, the output of the chromat was fed to an HP integrator, which output the results of the run on a paper tape. The bigger logging units had a computer to do that job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 12:39 AM (oqkO3)

394 Can Jeb look even stupider? I didn't think it was possible.
Posted by: Cicero


Please sympathize.

Posted by: weft cut-GOPe at September 01, 2016 12:39 AM (V3IFq)

395 Bette Davis Eyes: http://preview.tinyurl.com/h7ozuxb

Damn. Shouldn't have watched that. Rekindled a Kim Carnes crush

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2016 11:59 PM (9mTYi)



In 1991, I was serving on the USS Camden (AOE-2), and we were driving in circles in The Gulf from early April to late June, gassing up the USS Nimitz, watching dead sheep float by, and almost hitting a mine one time (starboard fantail lookout saw it a hundred yards off, AFTER we passed it).

Every two weeks we would pull into Jebel Ali in UAE and take a cab to a bar that was the only place you could drink a beer.

There was a very good looking singer in a very crappy band that played very little but Bette Davis Eyes, for hours.

It was a lot more fun when we took a cab into Abu Dhabi and visited the Gold Souk region of the city.

Ahhh, good times, good time.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 01, 2016 12:39 AM (CS7jF)

396 Good stuff in this ONT, weirddave. Thanks for slummin' wit us.

I have also used the selective breeding argument to quell the anti-GMO types. They just don't know how modified our agriculture already is. And that it is a very good thing.

One reason our ancestors didn't live much beyond their 30s is that their teeth literally wore out. Ground down to nubs by the constant work to extract a few nutrients from a tough gritty diet.

Also, glad to see that piece on how the MSM almost stole FL for Gore getting some eye-time here. I read it several days ago. A fucking crime was committed there, but no one will ever pay a price.

Remember, it's not paranoia if people really are out to get you. The MSM is.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 01, 2016 12:42 AM (gyKtp)

397

There was a very good looking singer in a very crappy band that played very little but Bette Davis Eyes, for hours.
---------

*recalls Filipino band/singers doing 'Don't Wok the Boat Baby'*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:44 AM (9mTYi)

398 And yes, there used to be many pianos with only 2 pedals.
Just not recently.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 01, 2016 12:25 AM (kKHcp)

Yup, ours only has two, and it's a few keys short compared to modern pianos as well. John Broadwood & Sons, Boudoir Grand, made in 1889.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 01, 2016 12:45 AM (VSenK)

399 391 I may not agree with all of Trump's speech, but bonus points for making Jeb! look even stupider. I didn't watch republican debates, but my guess is that was Jeb!'s immigration policy he'd be the nominee.
Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 12:27 AM (ru2SK)
There was more. Lots more.

Text of the speech:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zbvvjo5
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 01, 2016 12:38 AM (T/cxb)

Thanks lol. I watched it at the gym. One of th TVs had it on MSNBC lol. Turned off the sound when the "panel" came on to discuss it. Very sad, concerned faces, except for Bill Kristol who kept smirking. If that's what y'all send out to try to get people on your side, sheesh.

Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 12:45 AM (ru2SK)

400 and no Foreign Aid for countries that do not adhere to the US Bill of Rights... ie ... no Freedom of Religion? no Aid...

Posted by: Don Q. at September 01, 2016 12:20 AM (qf6WZ)

I don't think most libertarians would support foreign aid in any case, nationalist or not.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 01, 2016 12:47 AM (uAvJJ)

401

I saw Boudoir Grand open for John Holmes... I forget where just now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:48 AM (9mTYi)

402 Ahahaha. So the other night I mentioned that dollarshaveclub.com had good customer support. That my newest pack of blades arrived empty and they were sending me a replacement pack as well as crediting my account so my next shipment would be free.

I got my replacement pack. So along with the razors they gave me a free sample of their face moisturizer as well as their hand cream. AND One Wipe Charlies. Flushable moist wipes. They are "the civilized way to wipe." In original peppermint scent.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2016 12:49 AM (bMG0w)

403 I saw Boudoir Grand open for John Holmes... I forget where just now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:48 AM (9mTYi)


I saw the movie. The dialogue was great. I remember Holmes' line, "Spinet for me, baby."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 12:49 AM (oqkO3)

404
*recalls Filipino band/singers doing 'Don't Wok the Boat Baby'*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:44 AM


I remember a band in Japan singing "Good Time Charlie's Got the Brues"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 01, 2016 12:50 AM (IqV8l)

405 I have also used the selective breeding argument to quell the anti-GMO
types. They just don't know how modified our agriculture already is. And
that it is a very good thing.



It's not the selective breeding. It's the EVUL CORPORASHUNS that they object to.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 01, 2016 12:51 AM (uAvJJ)

406 Oh and hello everyone

Posted by: chemjeff at September 01, 2016 12:51 AM (uAvJJ)

407 I used to work with a Japanese American pianist. Naturalized.
I would ask what we would play.
He asked back "Do you know Bruce?"
"Bruce who?" I asked.
"You know, bruce in F?"

Posted by: navybrat at September 01, 2016 12:52 AM (w7KSn)

408 I did not watch the 1500.dollar sammich video, but Ive heard that Lisa Ann makes a fine BLT.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 12:52 AM (1hhNr)

409 HI chemjeff. I'm so happy. I got a free piano tonight. I've been playing it badly all night It's so much fun.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 12:53 AM (6IPEM)

410 the razors they gave me a free sample of their face moisturizer as well as their hand cream. AND One Wipe Charlies. Flushable moist wipes. They are "the civilized way to wipe." In

Civilized until they back up your plumbing.

Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 12:53 AM (ru2SK)

411 Civilized until they back up your plumbing.

Hey, now. Roto-Rooter paid good money to get those things labelled "flushable."

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 01, 2016 12:54 AM (T/cxb)

412 I remember a band in Japan singing "Good Time Charlie's Got the Brues"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
-----------

I worked on a JEOL NMR, the manual for which referred to the function of the 'amplfrier'.

As an aside, it was rumored that Mitsubishi farmed out the research for a name of their car to a California firm, which recommended 'Stallion'.

That was the only plausible explanation for the 'Starion'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:54 AM (9mTYi)

413 Civilized until they back up your plumbing.

Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 12:53 AM (ru2SK)


Biodegradable.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2016 12:56 AM (bMG0w)

414 If Trump's speech writers can force liberals to rethink, little by little, their basic assumptions, he will have accomplished a great task, taking a step towards redeeming this country. Whatever else he does, he deserves kudos for that.

Posted by: Yuimetal at September 01, 2016 12:56 AM (Mt8T4)

415 Flushable moist wipes.
---------------

Colin Powell told us they were flushable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:57 AM (9mTYi)

416 405 I have also used the selective breeding argument to quell the anti-GMO
types. They just don't know how modified our agriculture already is. And
that it is a very good thing.


It's not the selective breeding. It's the EVUL CORPORASHUNS that they object to.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 01, 2016 12:51 AM (uAvJJ

For me and other Christians it's defiling God's Creation by splicing in genes from different Kinds of animals.

Our Creator frowns on that. Hence, the flood.

Also there is the costs to the environment and ecosystems that could destroy them.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 12:57 AM (1hhNr)

417 Peppermint butt wipes?
No, thank you, and hell no.

Posted by: Chi at September 01, 2016 12:57 AM (UWLAq)

418
417 Peppermint butt wipes?
No, thank you, and hell no.

Posted by: Chi at September 01, 2016 12:57 AM (UWLAq)


Come on. Can't be any worse than after a night of hot wings.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2016 12:59 AM (bMG0w)

419 409 HI chemjeff. I'm so happy. I got a free piano tonight. I've been playing it badly all night It's so much fun.
Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 12:53 AM (6IPEM)

--------

A free piano? Wow. It must have been a major award.

Posted by: Ralphie's Old Man at September 01, 2016 12:59 AM (4HySM)

420 >>>Peppermint butt wipes?
Posted by: Chi at September 01, 2016 12:57 AM (UWLAq)<<<




Otherwise known as Marcie.

Posted by: Charlie Brown at September 01, 2016 12:59 AM (H9MG5)

421 Come on. Can't be any worse than after a night of hot wings.

I think he's holding out for wintergreen.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 01, 2016 01:00 AM (T/cxb)

422 Biodegradable.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2016 12:56 AM (bMG0w)


Hah! That's what they want you to believe. In fact, they congregate in septic tank. Lurking, and plotting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 01:00 AM (oqkO3)

423 A free piano? Wow. It must have been a major award.
Posted by: Ralphie's Old Man at September 01, 2016 12:59 AM (4HySM)

It's imported.

From Italy, even.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 01, 2016 01:01 AM (kKHcp)

424 422 Biodegradable.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2016 12:56 AM (bMG0w)


Hah! That's what they want you to believe. In fact, they congregate in septic tank. Lurking, and plotting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 01:00 AM (oqkO3)



I'm in town. Don't have a septic tank. I'm civilized and shit.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2016 01:01 AM (bMG0w)

425 Yes it seems just like yesterday Florida was called early and before the polls closed for Gore to depress and demorize the vote in the Pandhaldle populated with unpeople.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:01 AM (1hhNr)

426 I'm in town. Don't have a septic tank. I'm civilized and shit.

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2016 01:01 AM (bMG0w)


That's worse. In a septic tank, you're gonna get what? Maybe 30-40 of 'em. A small flame thrower, or an AR-15 with 3 extra mags, and you're golden.


But in the city, there's going to be thousands, thousands of them, massing in the digesters. When they break out, nothing short of tactical nukes will even slow them down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 01:05 AM (oqkO3)

427 *recalls Filipino band/singers doing 'Don't Wok the Boat Baby'*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 12:44 AM (9mTYi)


This girl was a dead wringer for Kim Carnes.

I was enamored.

But of course forgot all about her once we hit Thailand and went to Marylin's A-Go-Go.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 01, 2016 01:06 AM (CS7jF)

428 Witch Hazel

Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at September 01, 2016 01:06 AM (/h17O)

429 Upside? We now have evidence that, since the '60s, the potency of pot has grown stronger.

Oh, has it ever.

I haven't smoked pot in at least 20 years, and damn few times before that. I never liked it much, I'd get that loopy high(which I never found to be all that), but 20 minutes or so later I'd fall sound asleep. What's the point?

Well, earlier this year (May 2nd, to be exact) that changed, and wow did it ever fuck me up. That was the night Cruz withdrew from the race. Being a Cruz guy, I was bummed, so I went out to the local pub for a beer. I've very careful with my alcohol intake when I drive-I know my limits, and how much = what BAC-and I stay well within them, even if the pub is only about a 6-7 minute drive from home.

So I had a beer, and then went to leave, and around the corner of the bar was a guy I knew-a bar acquaintance- smoking a joint. It doesn't bother me when people get high, I just don't chose to partake. He offered me a hit, as he'd done before, and instead of declining as usual, I accepted. I figured I'd take a hit, get home before the buzz started, and then I could fall right asleep instead of tossing and turning obsessing over the stupid election. I got in my car and left.

5 minted later I was in trouble. What I should have done was park and walk home, but I was just turning onto my street. This sucks, but be careful, be cool, just get home. I can handle this.

I drove right past my house, realized what I had done, and turned around.

And drove right past my house again, going the other way.

SHIT!

So I go slowly around the block, sitting on the edge of me seat, yelling at myself to keep myself in the moment "You're so high. You're SO damn high! YOU'RE SO FUCKING HIGH!"

And I got home safely by the grace of God and went to bed, but even then the anticipated sleep didn't come, I tossed for hours obsessing about just how STUPID I'd been and just how LUCKY I was. I suppose it worked, I didn't think once about the election.

Never again.

So yea, pot is just a bit more potent than it was back in the day.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 01, 2016 01:07 AM (N8hFs)

430 Teared up at the Red Bandana story. Can't hardly read or watch any 9/11 story without doing that. What a terrible day.

I've seen those stealth shelves for sale somewhere, but now I can make my own! Gonna need to get a saw first.

Posted by: sinalco at September 01, 2016 01:07 AM (yODqO)

431 I have the same problem with paste.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 01, 2016 01:09 AM (4HySM)

432 How is everyone? Happy? Sad? Numb?
I hope you all are good. I have a new distraction which pleases me. I love my piano.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 01:09 AM (6IPEM)

433 Too many notes.

Posted by: Joseph II at September 01, 2016 01:11 AM (4HySM)

434 Dave's not here, man.

Posted by: navybrat at September 01, 2016 01:11 AM (w7KSn)

435 432 How is everyone? Happy? Sad? Numb?
I hope you all are good. I have a new distraction which pleases me. I love my piano.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 01:09 AM (6IPEM)



You'll probably find out soon if your Great Dane is a singer.


https://youtu.be/8i_Ht74kkNM

Posted by: buzzion at September 01, 2016 01:11 AM (bMG0w)

436 I love my piano.

And I just love the way you touch me.

Posted by: L, Elle's piano at September 01, 2016 01:11 AM (T/cxb)

437 432 L, Elle

Mazel tov on the new acquisition.

Remember, though:

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

:;

Posted by: ibguy at September 01, 2016 01:11 AM (vUcdz)

438 >>> Peppermint butt wipes?
No, thank you, and hell no.


ONE LEAF.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at September 01, 2016 01:12 AM (Mt8T4)

439 Hey, it's September 1. Maybe this interminable 90 degree weather will soon come to an end.

Today is also the anniversary of the beginning of World War II, and tomorrow is the anniversary of VJ-Day, its official end. The biggest and bloodiest war in history took six years from start to finish.

It's almost as if the concept of "total war" gets wars over with faster than the concept of "negotiated settlement", which allows them to go on indefinitely with no end in sight.

Posted by: rickl at September 01, 2016 01:13 AM (sdi6R)

440 416 >> For me and other Christians it's defiling God's Creation by splicing in genes from different Kinds of animals.

Posted by: Pepe

You, yourself contain many genes that were spliced into your DNA. Mitochondria, for example, was most likely a separate organism at one time, until via endosymbiosis the organism was incorporated into our (and all other eurkaryotic organisms) DNA. And mitochondria have their own DNA.

Lots of our DNA is 'borrowed' from other organisms.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 01, 2016 01:14 AM (gyKtp)

441 You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

---------

Lyre.

Posted by: Joseph II at September 01, 2016 01:14 AM (4HySM)

442 434 Dave's not here, man.
Posted by: navybrat
--------------

Dammit - get out of my head!
Ha!

Posted by: Chi at September 01, 2016 01:14 AM (UWLAq)

443 Let's leave the mitochondria out of this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 01, 2016 01:15 AM (4HySM)

444 How is everyone? Happy? Sad? Numb?
I hope you all are good. I have a new distraction which pleases me. I love my piano.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 01:09 AM (6IPEM)


Just to make you feel totally inadequate, here is the Downchild Blues Band, featuring Jane Vasey on piano, and renowned Canadian jazz vibraphonist Peter Appleyard sitting in. The interplay between Jane and Peter is fun to watch. Sadly, Jane died much too young, of leukemia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCR1KDxAnZ4

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 01:15 AM (oqkO3)

445 Posted by: Weirddave at September 01, 2016 01:07 AM (N8hFs)

As a retired stoner and pot connoisseur since 2007, this story made me laugh hard. I know I'd wig out if I smoked now, I'd freak out.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:17 AM (1hhNr)

446 And I just love the way you touch me.


Yowza.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at September 01, 2016 01:18 AM (qUNWi)

447 Congrats on your new piano, L, elle. I hope it's not one of those that disappears at midnight. I hate when that happens!

Posted by: sinalco at September 01, 2016 01:18 AM (yODqO)

448 440 416 >> For me and other Christians it's defiling God's Creation by splicing in genes from different Kinds of animals.

Posted by: Pepe

You, yourself contain many genes that were spliced into your DNA. Mitochondria, for example, was most likely a separate organism at one time, until via endosymbiosis the organism was incorporated into our (and all other eurkaryotic organisms) DNA. And mitochondria have their own DNA.

Lots of our DNA is 'borrowed' from other organisms.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 01, 2016 01:14 AM (

Yes through natural selection and micro evolution.

Men did not do the splicing playing God. That is where I have the problem and where problems in ecosystems could occur.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:20 AM (1hhNr)

449 Piano technicians are somewhat harder to come by these days.
I know a good one, he is an old commie, which is OK, but he insists on talking about it the whole time he tunes. I indulge him because he is good at what he does. And his chatter has no effect on me, naturally.

He wears a beret and smells of pot and red wine. Shows up in a Miata with his bag of wrenches and hammers.

Posted by: navybrat at September 01, 2016 01:21 AM (w7KSn)

450 443 >> Let's leave the mitochondria out of this.

Posted by: Cicero

How about Midichlorians, then. They okay? (gee, I wonder just where ole L. Ron came up with that concept and name, eh?)

PS Cicero, I'm still grinnin' at your post earlier today:

23 Hillary is panicking.



She's scheduled a news conference where she won't take any questions but she'll lift a bag of cement with her teeth.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 01, 2016 01:21 AM (gyKtp)

451 Posted by: Weirddave at September 01, 2016 01:07 AM (N8hFs)

You're a Lightweight.

I know because I'm one.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 01, 2016 01:21 AM (3myMJ)

452 Buzz, that's hilarious. What a funny doggie! Mine just recoiled at the new addition to the house and went into hiding. She doesn't like change.

Once I learn to play, I'm sure she will come around and maybe sing even.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 01:21 AM (6IPEM)

453 You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

---------

Lyre.
Posted by: Joseph II
----------

Can't we stop harping on this?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 01:22 AM (9mTYi)

454 409
HI chemjeff. I'm so happy. I got a free piano tonight. I've been playing it badly all night It's so much fun.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 12:53 AM (6IPEM)

Congratulations! Have you mastered chopsticks yet?

Posted by: chemjeff at September 01, 2016 01:22 AM (uAvJJ)

455 This is, for my money, the most beautiful thing ever written for piano.

http://tinyurl.com/le2es8v

Posted by: navybrat at September 01, 2016 01:25 AM (w7KSn)

456 Hey! Yeah, you! Why don't you touch us some time? What are you, some kind of racist?

BLACK KEYS MATTER

Posted by: L, Elle's SJW Black Piano Keys at September 01, 2016 01:25 AM (uAvJJ)

457 444
Just to make you feel totally inadequate, here is the Downchild Blues Band, featuring Jane Vasey on piano, and renowned Canadian jazz vibraphonist Peter Appleyard sitting in. The interplay between Jane and Peter is fun to watch. Sadly, Jane died much too young, of leukemia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCR1KDxAnZ4
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 01:15 AM (oqkO3)


You've linked that before. That's a great performance.

RIP Jane.

Posted by: rickl at September 01, 2016 01:28 AM (sdi6R)

458 Yes through natural selection and micro evolution.

Men did not do the splicing playing God. That is where I have the problem and where problems in ecosystems could occur.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:20 AM (1hhNr)


Men did the selective breeding that gave us pretty well all of the plants and animals we eat or use for pets. Your fears are mere superstition.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 01:28 AM (oqkO3)

459 * Replying to Various Part 1 *


The (automatic transmission) van was in the shop for several days, so we were driving the (manual) truck, usually only used for 'round the farm chores. When I got back in the van, it was so weird at first to not have anything for my left foot to do, and I'd keep reaching for the gear shift as if I needed to.

Other than the tractor on the farm when I was a kid, the first manual trans I used was on a 4x4 flatbed at the highschool summer park maintenance job. The old thing was so worn, you didn't even need the clutch to shift from 1st to 2nd.

Posted by: mindful webworker - random replies a specialty at September 01, 2016 01:29 AM (59Jz1)

460 458 Yes through natural selection and micro evolution.

Men did not do the splicing playing God. That is where I have the problem and where problems in ecosystems could occur.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:20 AM (1hhNr)


Men did the selective breeding that gave us pretty well all of the plants and animals we eat or use for pets. Your fears are mere superstition.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 01:28 AM (
Selective breeding is a far cry from creating chimera in a lab.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:30 AM (1hhNr)

461 * Replying to Various Part 2 *

Pot isn't more powerful now. Back mumbledy decades ago, I had Thai stick, Jamaican Red, Acupulco Gold. Just once, a single leaf - leaf! - of something called New Mexico Blue, which really was NM sky color - and it was like smoking black Afghani finger hash. But the Brazilian we got one time, in a deal that would make a great Cheech & Chong style movie, made all those other things seem like ditch weed.

So, it's just that good pot is more readily available. And if you're not acclimated to the good stuff, well, a room full of us passed out half-way through a bowl of Brazilian knows how you feel. I imagine I'd get floored pretty easily by plain old Columbian or Mexican nowadays.

Ah, the early '70s. Oops. That is statute of limitations years ago now, right?

Posted by: mindful webworker - random replies a specialty at September 01, 2016 01:30 AM (59Jz1)

462 * Replying to Various Part 3 *


My first piano was a tinny upright for $100 from a junk store. I miss that thing. It had the honky-tonk sound my silly songs deserved.

Posted by: mindful webworker - random replies a specialty at September 01, 2016 01:30 AM (59Jz1)

463 In Genesis chapter 6 the Nephelim found favor with our women, took them unto themselves and made the beast with two backs with them.

Things were never the same.

Posted by: navybrat at September 01, 2016 01:31 AM (w7KSn)

464 Before I head off to bed I was wondering who the geniuses were behind the effort to get "amnestyDon" trending on Twitter a few days ago? Whoever it was spent some cash paying folks to furiously tweet their little fingers off. Huge LOL at them now.

Posted by: Bernette at September 01, 2016 01:32 AM (ru2SK)

465 I saved all the piano links you guys posted to intimidate me. I just want to learn one piece of music. I think it's beautiful. It seems hard to play. It's why I got the piano.

It's this one:
http://youtu.be/uKq5IcBFyeQ

Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 01:32 AM (6IPEM)

466 Heh. I stopped in at a house that is being 'rehabbed' down the street. I don't know what this guy does, but he set his bag of tools on the hood of an expensive automobile.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/znuuqko

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 01:32 AM (9mTYi)

467 >>>And mitochondria have their own DNA.


What about midichlorians?

Posted by: Anakin Skywalker at September 01, 2016 01:35 AM (Mt8T4)

468 Look up horizontal gene transfer. It even happens in humans. They've found that at least 145 genes in our genome came from other organisms.

Bacteria do this all the time, and it's the primary means of the spread of antibiotic resistance.

And really, what we call a "human", homo sapiens sapiens, is really a symbiote. By number, we're more bacteria cells than what we think of as human. The bacteria in our gut ought to be considered an organ -- we don't function properly without them.

That's all genetic engineering is, artificial, man-made horizontal gene transfer.

Posted by: Danny D., in a tux and tails at September 01, 2016 01:35 AM (DW+jj)

469 Did you hear about the prison bus that collided with a cement mixer?

Four hardened criminals escaped.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at September 01, 2016 01:37 AM (0OG8D)

470 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 01, 2016 01:38 AM (T/cxb)

471 Elongated and voluminous sock off, dammit.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 01, 2016 01:39 AM (DW+jj)

472 465
I just want to learn one piece of music. I think it's beautiful. It seems hard to play. It's why I got the piano.

It's this one:
http://youtu.be/uKq5IcBFyeQ
Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 01:32 AM (6IPEM)


Yeah, you're not setting the bar too high or anything.

Posted by: rickl at September 01, 2016 01:39 AM (sdi6R)

473 I don't know what this guy does, but he set his bag of tools on the hood of an expensive automobile.

That's his work Bentley. He keeps the commuting Bugatti back at the shop.

Posted by: struggling middle class at September 01, 2016 01:42 AM (larhU)

474 466 Heh. I stopped in at a house that is being 'rehabbed' down the street. I don't know what this guy does, but he set his bag of tools on the hood of an expensive automobile.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/znuuqko
Posted by: Mike Hammer
----------------
I have kicked guys off jobsites for setting their Kleins & screwdriver on new granite countertops.
Unless that is his car, that dude needs an ass whoopin. Hell, even if it is his car, he should still be slapped.

Posted by: Chi at September 01, 2016 01:42 AM (UWLAq)

475 *cuts little Annie down with a green light saber*

Never bring that up ever again you whiny littling.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2016 01:42 AM (3ldup)

476 My first piano was a tinny upright for $100 from a junk store. I miss that thing. It had the honky-tonk sound my silly songs deserved.
Posted by: mindful webworker
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My father was a big fan of this guy
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zq7y47c

I still have all of the records.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 01:43 AM (9mTYi)

477 Did you hear about the prison bus that collided with a cement mixer?

Four hardened criminals escaped.


That's nothing. Last week, we had a ship carrying red paint collide with a ship carrying blue paint.

Both crews were marooned.

And now I'm off to bed. Don't break my ONT folks.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 01, 2016 01:44 AM (N8hFs)

478 North Korea now has its very own national Netflix. It's called... "manbang". I'm not kidding.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 01, 2016 01:45 AM (6FqZa)

479 'Night, Weirddave.

Posted by: rickl at September 01, 2016 01:45 AM (sdi6R)

480 Unless that is his car, that dude needs an ass whoopin. Hell, even if it is his car, he should still be slapped.
Posted by: Chi
-------------

Yeah, thinking about it, it's probably the Realtors, so if it gets scratched up a bit screw him. Why people buy black cars escapes me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 01:45 AM (9mTYi)

481 The Red Bandana story reminds me of this classic article about Rick Rescorla, who died on 9/11 saving a bunch of folks. Naturalized American who fought in Vietnam in the Battle of the Ia Drang (We Were Soldiers Once, and Young). He really did his duty on 9/11:

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/rescorla.html



Posted by: Sharkman at September 01, 2016 01:45 AM (CS7jF)

482 Can anyone remind me of what it's called when, in an argument, the point comes where someone is compared to, or called, a Nazi? There's some man's name attached to that occurrence.

Anyone?

Posted by: Miley's Bone Booth at September 01, 2016 01:46 AM (L2UGl)

483 468 Look up horizontal gene transfer. It even happens in humans. They've found that at least 145 genes in our genome came from other organisms.

Bacteria do this all the time, and it's the primary means of the spread of antibiotic resistance.

And really, what we call a "human", homo sapiens sapiens, is really a symbiote. By number, we're more bacteria cells than what we think of as human. The bacteria in our gut ought to be considered an organ -- we don't function properly without them.

That's all genetic engineering is, artificial, man-made horizontal gene transfer.
Posted by: Danny D., in a tux and tails at September 01, 2016 01:35 AM (DW

It is the speed at which the gene transfer takes place, who decides what genes, and the artificial part that bothers me.

Occurring in naturally in nature allows for natural selection over time and nature to balance itself out. It is not a shock to the system.

If men cannot even safely control monetary policy then I have serious doubts on the safety of overnight artificial gene transfer creating new species to be released into the environment at large and ecosystems on a smaller local level.

I believe we can agree we are walking a razors edge doing this.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:46 AM (1hhNr)

484 North Korea now has its very own national Netflix. It's called... "manbang". I'm not kidding.

Manbang?

At least it isn't......

No that's pretty bad.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at September 01, 2016 01:47 AM (qUNWi)

485 Our bad. We're sorry, but we just dig your babes. They're like, really compatible. And we swore and oath to Samyaza. Once you do that man, you are bound.

[ The Nephilim are, hell, there are many interpretations of that word, you'll get big arguments, but are taken by many to be the offspring of the SOGs and human women. Now, the children of the Nephilim are known as "Elioud". The Book of Enoch goes into much more detail about all these SOG horndoggery]


Posted by: Sons of God(s) at September 01, 2016 01:48 AM (DW+jj)

486 #483 I agree, its terrifying how little humility science and its slavemasters have.

Posted by: Miley's Bone Booth at September 01, 2016 01:48 AM (L2UGl)

487 Anyone?
Posted by: Miley's
-

Godwin

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2016 01:48 AM (9mTYi)

488 Posted by: Danny D., in a tux and tails at September 01, 2016 01:35 AM (DW+jj)

Remind me to keep my daughter out of your biology class Danny D.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 01:49 AM (1hhNr)

489 I am not a symbiote!!!

That's gross.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at September 01, 2016 01:49 AM (qUNWi)

490 #487 Thanks, Mike Hammer!

Posted by: Miley's Bone Booth at September 01, 2016 01:50 AM (L2UGl)

491 Oh, FYI: Lena Dunham, Hillary Clinton, and some others are NOT compatible. Repeat NOT compatible. We don't want them. You hu-MANs can keep 'em.

Posted by: Sons of God(s) at September 01, 2016 01:51 AM (DW+jj)

492 I just bought a turntable bc of this stupid blog and the weekend post where the subject came up. And 3 albums.
Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
The Clash London Calling

I'm going to be so broke soon buying up vinyl.




Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 01:51 AM (6IPEM)

493 You don't like symbiotes? That's RACISS!

Hell, I prefer Klingons anyway. Screw you humans.

Posted by: Jadzia Dax at September 01, 2016 01:57 AM (DW+jj)

494 Mike Hammer: My father was a big fan of this guy
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zq7y47c


Getting a 520 error on that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - 420 Error: Too Stoned to Reply at September 01, 2016 01:58 AM (59Jz1)

495 Pretty much any Led Zep is good.

Have you seen the way to clean vinyl records using wood glue?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gyvipBs6Vs

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at September 01, 2016 01:58 AM (qUNWi)

496 For me and other Christians it's defiling God's Creation by splicing in genes from different Kinds of animals.

Our Creator frowns on that. Hence, the flood.

Also there is the costs to the environment and ecosystems that could destroy them.
Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 12:57 AM (1hhNr)


It's people like you why we don't already have genetically engineered catgirls for domestic ownership...

The War on Catgirls
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pxbwly7

Scientists Take First Step Towards Creating Catgirls
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h83cfvl

Federal Government to Fund Creation of Catgirls
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h83cfvl

Posted by: The NekoMimi Hat at September 01, 2016 01:59 AM (vBeA5)

497 I would symbiote with Jadzia Dax

IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at September 01, 2016 02:00 AM (qUNWi)

498 Actually Nana Visitor is the one I wanted to symbiote with.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at September 01, 2016 02:02 AM (qUNWi)

499 Silly Hat, nyah. Why post one link twice?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2016 02:03 AM (3ldup)

500 Oh, yeah. Just remembered. Daughter coming by at 6am to have me drive her to The City. She's accompanying my mother to California for mom's baby brother's 95th birthday party.

Mom gets around the house okay, with the walker, but they've got a wheelchair for the airport long-hallway travel. I'm kind-of concerned. A nonagenerian in a wheelchair seems like hassle bait for the TSA pervs.

So, good night, Gracies. Thanks for being such interesting comment-content providers. And for the Downchild Blues and Alon Goldstein-Jesu links!

Posted by: mindful webworker - Labor Day - that's sexist at September 01, 2016 02:03 AM (59Jz1)

501 Night all.

Here is "Neuronaut" by The Bad Light:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG2tsGD0T5Y

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 01, 2016 02:04 AM (vBeA5)

502 The Book of Enoch is fascinating on many levels. First, over 300 different cultures across the world share a story of a great flood Second, scientific evidence along with these cultures world wide point to the same time of the Flood Third, Our Creator selected Noah because he was perfect waning uncorrupted DNA to build the Ark and told him what animals to bring along which were perfect. Fourth, Enoch was favored by God and the kriginal book of Enoch was discovered with other texts.

The conclusion to all of this is that That Book of Enoch was so important Noah carried it on the Ark to protect it.

To me that is pretty dang interesting.

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 02:04 AM (1hhNr)

503 Oh I agree with the dangers of not knowing what we're doing. Hell, they're concerns about natural horizontal gene transfer spreading our artificial gene splicing. See the stuff about the Roundup Ready (tm, Monsanto is watching) gene getting spread around.

In a while, there's gonna be a lot of wild Roundup resistance out there, I suspect. They do all sorts of studies.

What I object to is the argument that this is all somehow unnatural.

Why isn't it the next step? Universe makes self-aware beings. They then learn how to start modifying the processes that led to them existing in the first place.

It's the next stage of the process. Evolution leads to self-modifying organism who consciously control the process of their own evolution.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 01, 2016 02:04 AM (DW+jj)

504 Silly Hat, nyah. Why post one link twice?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2016 02:03 AM (3ldup)


Corrected link:

Federal Government to Fund Creation of Catgirls
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hh8pdrx

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 01, 2016 02:05 AM (vBeA5)

505 Hat, have you read any of Neal Asher's Polity series? It's set several centuries down the line, when a vast range a cosmetic choices are available to all. One of the minor characters in the latest is a woman with alterations called a catadapt. No tail but pretty much an anime homage.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 01, 2016 02:06 AM (IdCqF)

506 Anyone?

Posted by: Miley's Bone Booth at September 01, 2016 01:46 AM (L2UGl)\

Formally, "Going Godwin". The point of it is that you supposedly lose all credibility when you throw up your hands and accuse someone in an argument, and here's the important thing, who isn't a Nazi nor did exactly the same things as a Nazi, of being one.

So it technically isn't "Going Godwin" if you are ACTUALLY in an argument with a real Nazi, and you remind them of that fact.

As an internet rule, it's a pretty good one.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 01, 2016 02:07 AM (CS7jF)

507 And really that stupid human who made that video... needs re-education.

No Nuku-Nuku, Meruru, Luck Twins, Ayehsa Klan-Klan, Uni, nor me. Seriously lacking in anime education.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2016 02:08 AM (3ldup)

508 Night Rons and Ettes. If you suffer from sleep paralysis, its only a incubus or succubis or some other demon assualt___ and aexually assaulting you so no worries if you are into that

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 02:09 AM (1hhNr)

509 "Remember this next time you hear someone ranting against free trade. Without trade"

Nice bait and switch.

Posted by: Johnny at September 01, 2016 02:11 AM (UYeqi)

510 I'm going to be so broke soon buying up vinyl.

---
sympathy = zero

we buy guns AND vinyl...

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 01, 2016 02:11 AM (eWPDq)

511 503 Oh I agree with the dangers of not knowing what we're doing. Hell, they're concerns about natural horizontal gene transfer spreading our artificial gene splicing. See the stuff about the Roundup Ready (tm, Monsanto is watching) gene getting spread around.

In a while, there's gonna be a lot of wild Roundup resistance out there, I suspect. They do all sorts of studies.

What I object to is the argument that this is all somehow unnatural.

Why isn't it the next step? Universe makes self-aware beings. They then learn how to start modifying the processes that led to them existing in the first place.

It's the next stage of the process. Evolution leads to self-modifying organism who consciously control the process of their own evolution.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 01, 2016 02:04 AM (DW+

Yet these scientists can't splice Danny D's cock genes into mine so I'm skeptical

Posted by: Pepe at September 01, 2016 02:13 AM (1hhNr)

512 Hell, I'd hit TuPaul or whatever the hell the she-Vulcan was on that Scott Bacula prequel that was so awful. I'd hit a bunch of 'em. Capt. Janeway, though, not so much. If she was Mrs. Columbo, well, hell, poor Columbo.

And SevenOfNine. I'd go at that like a wild man, but I would worry about horizontal nanobot gene transfer or some crap like that.

And, IIRC, banging TuPaul has the side effect of making you resistant to the Orion Slave girls, the green chicks (who were really the masters who made men the slaves).

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 01, 2016 02:13 AM (DW+jj)

513 Here are some more of those hilarious Literal Videos:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/You-Spin-Me-Round-and-Round

http://tinyurl.com/Duran-Duran-Rio

http://tinyurl.com/Meat-Loaf-Anything-Fer-Love

Posted by: Sharkman at September 01, 2016 02:17 AM (CS7jF)

514 Hell, I'd hit TuPaul

Close enough?

Posted by: RuPaul at September 01, 2016 02:21 AM (uAvJJ)

515 >>I'm going to be so broke soon buying up vinyl.

Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 01:51 AM (6IPEM)


Hahaha -

You have no idea.



Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2016 02:25 AM (LEJHr)

516 Oyasumi

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2016 02:26 AM (3ldup)

517 Media delenda est

Posted by: zombie Cato the Elder at September 01, 2016 02:28 AM (11H2y)

518 Well, my ISP went down about an hour ago, and only came back up a few minutes ago. Listening to the Bach. Very, very nice. Now I am going to go to bed. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2016 02:33 AM (oqkO3)

519 It rained for the first time today in over a month, and all my ripe tomatoes split.

I just finished canning about 4 gallons of crushed tomatoes.


Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2016 02:33 AM (e9hKK)

520 Can anyone remind me of what it's called when, in an argument, the point comes where someone is compared to, or called, a Nazi? There's some man's name attached to that occurrence.

Anyone?
Posted by: Miley's Bone Booth at September 01, 2016 01:46 AM (L2UGl)


Godwin's Law stated that as an internet discussion continued, the probability of someone mentioning Nazis approached 1.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 01, 2016 02:40 AM (FYrz1)

521 "Remember this next time you hear someone ranting against free trade. Without trade"

Nice bait and switch.

Posted by: Johnny at September 01, 2016 02:11 AM (UYeqi)


Exactly.

I can't stand these idiots who think that they can get away with making pretend that every word has exactly one meaning in every phrase and sentence it may ever appear in and then they try and play silly little games with that word. It's friggin annoying as all get-out.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2016 02:43 AM (zc3Db)

522 I will be broke sooner than I thought. Beethoven's 9th is $75 on vinyl!! What?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 02:44 AM (6IPEM)

523 I will be broke sooner than I thought. Beethoven's 9th is $75 on vinyl!! What?

Posted by: L, Elle at September 01, 2016 02:44 AM (6IPEM)


You can pick his 8th up at 5 for $1.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2016 02:46 AM (zc3Db)

524 502 The Book of Enoch is fascinating on many levels. First, over 300 different cultures across the world share a story of a great flood Second, scientific evidence along with these cultures world wide point to the same time of the Flood Third, Our Creator selected Noah because he was perfect waning uncorrupted DNA to build the Ark and told him what animals to bring along which were perfect. Fourth, Enoch was favored by God and the kriginal book of Enoch was discovered with other texts.

The conclusion to all of this is that That Book of Enoch was so important Noah carried it on the Ark to protect it.

To me that is pretty dang interesting.
Posted by: Pepe


Whatever it is you're smoking, I don't want to try it. Sounds like a bad trip.

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2016 02:49 AM (jBuUi)

525

Whatever it is you're smoking, I don't want to try it. Sounds like a bad trip.


Don' smoke dat shit, mon.

Posted by: The Jamaican Dudes at September 01, 2016 02:52 AM (FlRtG)

526 I saw Guns N Vinyl open for The Deadbeats in North Hollywood friends garage in '85.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at September 01, 2016 02:59 AM (qUNWi)

527 http://tinyurl.com/Majorshipperbankrupt

For those of the DOOM news variety. One of the top 3 major worldwide shippers has gone under. The economy isn't healthy, but you won't hear that from the Democratic operatives and they will hand wave this away. It is a big freaking deal and bet the markets tumble because of this in the morning.

Posted by: Charles at September 01, 2016 03:00 AM (mRg/B)

528 I will be broke sooner than I thought. Beethoven's 9th is $75 on vinyl!! What?

Try for Bach.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at September 01, 2016 03:00 AM (qUNWi)

529 The Hanjin news is really quite disturbing.

That just can not be good.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at September 01, 2016 03:06 AM (qUNWi)

530 Holy crap. That is really, really huge. I don't think I can spend more than 15 minutes on the freeway here, at any time of day, without seeing a Hanjin container on a truck. Not anymore, perhaps.


Why do I expect to hear pretty much nothing about this on most news outlets or a minor mention at best.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 01, 2016 03:19 AM (IdCqF)

531 " The Hanjin news is really quite disturbing. "


It is. The stories I've read mention "depressed" shipping rates for the last many years. I try to reconcile that with the volume of laptops, tablets, phones, cars, aircraft parts, etc. that have been coming east for the last decade. As well as the falling price of fuel.

Not sure what's going on.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 01, 2016 03:19 AM (9ym/8)

532 Almost two weeks running have been in the middle of night for a hour or two, if late enough then I'm just up for good. Might as well just go have a big breakfast.

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2016 03:20 AM (0G2eQ)

533 Zero Hedge story say they're the 7th largest globally and this is the biggest shipping line failure since 1986.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 01, 2016 03:21 AM (IdCqF)

534 "Zero Hedge story say they're the 7th largest globally"




Yeah, they should be loaded for bare and paid good for each ship put to sea but......kaput.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 01, 2016 03:27 AM (9ym/8)

535 The Baltic Dry Index has been in a secular decline ever since the Crash of '08. It took the biggest nosedive in it's history then, collapsing overnight about. It bounced back, but the trendline has been down ever since, and this year, it reached it's all time low, far lower than the trough during the Crash.

It measures demand for shipping vs supply. You can look up the definition, how ship supply is tight and inelastic and all that. Anyway, the long decline in the Index over the years mean the demand for global shipping is shrinking relative to supply. It's a global indicator.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 01, 2016 03:30 AM (DW+jj)

536 " Anyway, the long decline in the Index over the years mean the demand for global shipping is shrinking relative to supply. It's a global indicator. "


Now, this is interesting. At my old job so much of the product arrived via air freight from Asia. It was strange. 1500lbs via air freight and then another 1500lbs would show up via truck. It would just sorta show up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 01, 2016 03:39 AM (9ym/8)

537 The Hanjin news is really quite disturbing.

That just can not be good.

Posted by: Steve Buscemi's leg in a wood chippa. at September 01, 2016 03:06 AM (qUNWi)


I see a boom in container housing ... and container offices, and container dumpsters, and container gardens and container swimming pools ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2016 03:40 AM (zc3Db)

538 Perhaps I shouldn't be surprised. I've been seeing stories for a few years of massive shipping fleets idled in obscure locations, mainly off Asian shores.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 01, 2016 03:41 AM (IdCqF)

539 The world economy is in the toilet.

Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2016 03:45 AM (0G2eQ)

540 "The world economy is in the toilet. "


And a sunny good morning to you.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 01, 2016 03:50 AM (9ym/8)

541 Another side effect of the Chinese penchant for massive overcapacity. Ghost fleets of container ships to go with their nearly uninhabited ghost cities.

Whatever happened with that city for 500,000 they were building in Africa? I think this is it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilamba

It looks like they scaled it back to 200K of living space. It seems they paid the Chinese in oil but when it was discussed previously there was an obvious question of the lack of locals with the earning levels to afford such homes. I wondered if the Chinese were planning to import a large number of their own to work the oil industry and other operations there after 'something' happened to allow for the land grab.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 01, 2016 03:54 AM (IdCqF)

542 Cheese omlet with toast and glass of milk, coffee isn't done yet.

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2016 03:57 AM (0G2eQ)

543 And the Cubs just swept the Pirates. And it's a beautiful thing.

Posted by: Vertov at September 01, 2016 03:57 AM (Aam1A)

544 The new colonialism:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zmykhuv

Posted by: Epobirs at September 01, 2016 03:57 AM (IdCqF)

545 So is it better for insomnia to get up and get moving or at least bodily rest even if not sleeping?

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2016 04:19 AM (0G2eQ)

546 543: And the Cubs just swept the Pirates. And it's a craptastic thing.

Guess I can ignore the playoffs this year. Meh, they were barely average baseball team all year. I didn't think they were a playoff team anyway.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 01, 2016 04:19 AM (k7G+h)

547 So is it better for insomnia to get up and get moving or at least bodily rest even if not sleeping?

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2016 04:19 AM (0G2eQ)


Do whatever makes you feel better. If you are REM deprived then you are going to get sleepy trying to catch up on that, whether you have been running around or lying still in a bed. Doesn't really make a difference.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 01, 2016 04:25 AM (zc3Db)

548 Well being up can report sb I95 in Philadelphia is shut down after a fire truck and tractor trailer had a accident, 5 fire fighters in hospital

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2016 04:32 AM (0G2eQ)

549 Damnit, I have that stupid Bonny Tyler song stuck in my head.

THAT'S WHY I HATE THAT FUCKING SONG!!!!

And, goodnight.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 01, 2016 04:49 AM (atInT)

550 Mornin'. Insomnia. Again.

When it comes to Oldies ear-worms, nothing is more insidiously dangerous to listen to than Mouth and MacNeal's early-Seventies smash "How Do You Do."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QXyqk9flwk

It's bubble-gummy yet vaguely dirty (I think we all know what this "manna-manna" was that they had "done before" and were going to do "once more") and you can't shake the damn thing out of your head. I believe Mouth and MacNeal must've gone down to the crossroads and made a deal with the debbil on that one.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at September 01, 2016 04:55 AM (WlGX+)

551 Morning Morons:


I love that map of "if only tax payers voted". Something I have been saying for years. We need an amendment that specifies that you can only vote in any election if you pay net taxes of "x" amount to that the district that is subject to the vote. IOW to vote in a nationwide election you pay net federal taxes. To vote for a State Senator you pay net taxes to that State etc all the way down to the local government level. Every voter must have "skin" in the game. If you don't pay for it then you don't get to demand it. I would also put a requirement in it to be a US citizen with proof at registration. But all of that would require an Art V convention which some people are afraid of.


And on the 2000 FL Democrat steal attempt, to this day you can not get a truthful answer out of any of the MFM or any Democrat. And if the same actions were held today Gore would be President because the Republicans have allowed Obama to pack the courts with communist zealots and he would have stolen the election with the old Democrat strategy of recount until we win.


VNN will be here at 0600.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 05:10 AM (mpXpK)

552
When it comes to Oldies ear-worms, nothing is more insidiously dangerous to listen to than Mouth and MacNeal's early-Seventies smash "How Do You Do."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QXyqk9flwk

It's bubble-gummy yet vaguely dirty (I think we all know what this "manna-manna" was that they had "done before" and were going to do "once more") and you can't shake the damn thing out of your head. I believe Mouth and MacNeal must've gone down to the crossroads and made a deal with the debbil on that one.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?


If you think that song is unforgettable now everyone, (and I agree that it is a classic), just wait until you see that "video" for it, taken from a 1972 German TV show, of "Mouth" (the bearded male member of the Dutch duo) crazily "singing" the song with the help of a grotesque ventriloquist's dummy, while "MacNeal" -- the unexpectedly sexy female half -- drinking cognac and chewing on pretzel sticks as she vaguely lip-syncs along, all the while dissolute Euro-Trash cokeheads lounge at a faux "bar" on the TV set while young kids jump up and down and clap -- truly a psychedelic visual to the song that you will not soon forget.

Posted by: zombie at September 01, 2016 05:37 AM (jBuUi)

553 just wait until you see that "video" for it

I hear ya, I've seen it! What a classic. It's just surreal.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at September 01, 2016 05:40 AM (WlGX+)

554 546
543: And the Cubs just swept the Pirates. And it's a craptastic thing.



Guess I can ignore the playoffs this year. Meh, they were barely
average baseball team all year. I didn't think they were a playoff team
anyway.

Posted by: Puddleglum


Meh, you think it sucks for you try being a Braves fan this year, actually for the last 16 years. This year has been the worst I've seen and that goes back to '68 when we first saw them on cable. It was bad enough then that we cheered for who ever was playing them.

Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at September 01, 2016 05:45 AM (4pjhs)

555 There was cable in '68?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 01, 2016 05:54 AM (mgbwf)

556 Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, September 01, 2016. On this day in 1939 Adolf Hitler began the systematic euthanasia of mentally ill and disabled people. The order was actually signed on Oct 1939, but was back-dated to September 1 when they actually began the program. The program ran officially from September 1939 to August 1941, during which a recorded 70,273 people were killed at various extermination centers located at psychiatric hospitals in Germany and Austria, along with those in occupied Poland. Little is heard about this ghastly program because he did so much other evil in his short history as German dictator.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

557 If you have a Medical Marijuana User's Card anywhere within the jurisdiction of the 9th circuit court of black-robed clowns you can not buy a gun. Supposedly there is some sort of federal law that bans the sale of guns to medical marijuana users. I would say that this is a result of Obama packing the court with activist liberal zealots who don't give a T-damn about the real constitution, but the 9th clown circuit has always been like this.


http://bit.ly/2bTloGA

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

558 Fox's take on Trumps "immigration speech". If it is quoted accurately there should be no calls that it is a 180 degree reversal of his policy. It sounds pretty hard line to me so he will be vilified by the press. Of course if he said I will institute 100% amnesty and remove all borders he would still be vilified by the press.


http://fxn.ws/2c2lEBW

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

559 There are still a few schools left where the young are taught patriotism.


http://fxn.ws/2bD4N7C

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

560 ME governor says he is not going to resign and he is never talking to the press again.


http://fxn.ws/2ceV2y3

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

561 The Scalia-less SCOTUS tied on the NC appeal of the Obama stacked 4th circuit court of appeals blocking of their voter ID law despite the fact that a prior court ruling had said the laws with similar protections in them were in fact good. Stare Decisis doesn't mean shit to liberals accept when it is holding up something they want. Be sure to remember that the next time one of those assholes even mentions that word. So NC can not require a picture ID to vote even though every other Tom, Dick, and Harry group, including the NAACP, requires it to get in their buildings. And all you ball-less Republicans in the Senate who have confirmed every liberal constitution hating Democrat zealot appointed by Obama to the court, take a big bite of the shit sandwich you created. Unfortunately we have to eat it too because too many people "trusted you". We really do need to fix the federal court system in this country by removing appointments to the court from DC. You can not trust anyone in that shithole of a city.


http://fxn.ws/2bK00QA

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

562 So what does the criminal loving WaPo think of the Trump meet-up? Not much. They have issued an opinion in the form of news.


http://wapo.st/2bJAtXJ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

563 We do still have a few judges left who have not been appointed by Obama. Here is one who just slapped the corrupt DOJ lawyers down on their foot dragging on the Scankles felonies issue. He gave them an ultimatum they can't refuse. Unfortunately it wasn't a Don Corleone one.


http://bit.ly/2cgAZz2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

564 Fallout for Pelousi from the DNC hack, coaching Democrats on how to talk about BLM thugs so as to keep blacks on the reservation.


http://bit.ly/2bWYcof

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

565 Old muley gets dumber every day. He should be checked for a "brain eating amoeba". Of course the one-celled animal would starve in his case. Govermenting be hard today because there are too many TV channels. IOW there are some that are not the alphabets under DNC control.


http://bit.ly/2cgDlyf

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

566 Speaking of brainless clods, Bill Nye the stuppo guy wants to silence people who disagree with the AGW scam.


http://bit.ly/2bSLb1o

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

567 We don't have money to pay the military but we have nearly a million dollars to give to a university to study the drinking habits of lesbians. In actuality university grants are just another payoff for cronies that they try to make look legal with a BS name. And you probably thought that "earmarks" were outlawed. Hahahahahha.


http://bit.ly/2bLaEXb

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

568 Even more fallout from the DNC hack. Pelousi agrees that Obama and Scankles created ISIS.


http://bit.ly/2c9uNpc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

569
The VA legislature has filed a motion with the VA Supreme Court to hold the corrupt Democrat governor in contempt for ignoring a court order. If only our useless Republican congress would do the same thing for O'Choom.


http://bit.ly/2bLbraK

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

570 After reminding people how the US had dropped in the rating for economic freedom, Heritage gives a 12 step program for the next President to restore US ratings and the economy. It is no coincidence that nearly everything on here is an action to undo Obama's crap.


http://bit.ly/2cekAs4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

571 Did you know that congress had passed a bipartisan bill to protect law enforcement officers from shootings and assassinations? It has actually been signed into law because Obama would cause Democrat embarrassment to veto it. He just simply refuses to implement it. And no, it is not because it is unconstitutional.


http://bit.ly/2c6nKim

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

572 Breaking: Obama made illegal "secret" deals with other nations before the illegal unratified treaty with Iran that allows them to build nukes.


http://fxn.ws/2bX90CJ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

573 Ramirez no update


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

574 >>>If you have a Medical Marijuana User's Card anywhere within the
jurisdiction of the 9th circuit court of black-robed clowns you can not
buy a gun. Supposedly there is some sort of federal law that bans the
sale of guns to medical marijuana users. I would say that this is a
result of Obama packing the court with activist liberal zealots who
don't give a T-damn about the real constitution, but the 9th clown
circuit has always been like this.
.
.
.
.I have been asking that question since Colorado legalized pot. The 4473 form asks if you are an unlawful marijuana user and according to the Fed, MJ is a Schedule III illegal drug. So you are a prohibited person according to Federal law.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2016 06:10 AM (iONHu)

575 The key is "unlawful". In CA it is legal for medical use and in CO it is legal for all use. The feds don't have the consitutional authority to regulate MJ.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:16 AM (mpXpK)

576 In addition, they can not revoke your constitutional rights without a court action. That is set court precedent or as the liberals say "Stare Decisis".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:18 AM (mpXpK)

577 >>>>The key is "unlawful". In CA it is legal for medical use and in CO it is
legal for all use. The feds don't have the consitutional authority to
regulate MJ.
.
.
.
.Vic, it is a Federal law (Gun Control Act 196 that created that form.

Makes no difference what we think the Feds can or can't do, as it stands it is the law.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2016 06:22 AM (iONHu)

578 555
There was cable in '68?

Posted by: Bandersnatch

Yes, we used to watch TBS who carried the Brave baseball games back then.
TBS was a very funny station, the sports crew took over news broadcasters studio one night, lot of other funny things happening before Ted created CNN.

Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at September 01, 2016 06:23 AM (4pjhs)

579 .Vic, it is a Federal law (Gun Control Act 196 that created that form.

Makes no difference what we think the Feds can or can't do, as it stands it is the law.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2016 06:22 AM (iONHu)

I know that and I do not give a shit. It is an illegal law. Why don't we pass a law ourselves and make illegal to be a Democrat?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:24 AM (mpXpK)

580 I actually told a federal judge during jury voir dire that I thought all federal gun laws and drug laws were unconstitutional.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:27 AM (mpXpK)

581 >>>>I actually told a federal judge during jury voir dire that I thought all federal gun laws and drug laws were unconstitutional.
.
.
.
.I agree 100% with you. My issue is that I don't want to take a chance on spending 10 years in prison so I obey the laws as written. Lying on a 4473 carries a mandatory 10 year sentence if convicted.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2016 06:29 AM (iONHu)

582 581 .I agree 100% with you. My issue is that I don't
want to take a chance on spending 10 years in prison so I obey the laws
as written. Lying on a 4473 carries a mandatory 10 year sentence if
convicted.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2016 06:29 AM (iONHu)

I have filled out a 4473 in decades and I have no intention of ever filling one out again.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:31 AM (mpXpK)

583 correction; have NOT filled out a 4473

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:34 AM (mpXpK)

584 I have to laugh at the Austinistas like 380 proclaiming the virtues of the Hill Country over College Station. The Brazos Valley is far superior. Green, populated by oak trees and conservative as hell - unlike the former, a damned desert actually and crawling with liberals and the nouveau riche from Hoiston.

Posted by: Patrick Henry at September 01, 2016 06:34 AM (aiG+U)

585 My wife is from Texas and she loves the Hill Country.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:35 AM (mpXpK)

586 However, I would bet she does not like Austin.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:36 AM (mpXpK)

587 Morning everyone.

New York Daily News is, this morning, running a story on how Cinemark is 'shaking down' Aurora theater shooting survivors for 700k dollars in legal expenses.

You see...they sued Cinemark, on shaky legal grounds. The judge in the case urged the plaintiffs to accept a proposed settlement, which they rejected. Later, they lost their suit. Now they're on the hook for the legal expenses Cinemark had to pay in order to defend itself.

The story leads us to believe, without ever actually stating it, that all this comes totally unexpected. No one could possibly have predicted that the evil Hitler like Cinemark would go after widows and orphans for so much money. It's adding insult to injury, or something.

It's also a load of bs. They knew what the risks were, and proceeded with their suit anyway. They took their chances, hoping for a little Jackpot Justice, and they lost.

Also, not mentioned in the story, how their own legal team, and associated expenses are being paid.

http://tinyurl.com/z9b5fa7

Posted by: Stickey Wicket at September 01, 2016 06:39 AM (/Gfvg)

588 Godwin's Law stated that as an internet discussion continued, the probability of someone mentioning Nazis approached 1.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 01, 2016 02:40 AM (FYrz1)

The problem with Godwin's Law is what if someone is, in fact, behaving like a Nazi? Comparing the SJW's desire to ban thought they don't like to the Nazis always elicts a smug "Godwin's Law" from the Left (who had no problem calling Dubya a Nazi because waterboarding). Evoking it has become a way of avoiding conversation about how we're losing our freedoms.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 01, 2016 06:45 AM (P8951)

589 587 Posted by: Stickey Wicket at September 01, 2016 06:39 AM (/Gfvg)


I am a firm believer in loser pays legal costs. A lot of these civil actions would cease. And this was a jackpot extortion suit to begin with. The theater owners, not anyone else not associated with that bastard who did the shooting should be held legally liable for anything that happened.


I would also say the the lawyers for the plaintiffs should have to pay too.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:45 AM (mpXpK)

590 Brazos!!!

Posted by: over the hill teej at September 01, 2016 06:45 AM (yiil5)

591 Horse for courses, some people like the Big Bend as well, as a native of West Texas I am pleased to say I am "from" there.

Posted by: Patrick Henry at September 01, 2016 06:46 AM (aiG+U)

592 >>>>It's also a load of bs. They knew what the risks were, and proceeded
with their suit anyway. They took their chances, hoping for a little
Jackpot Justice, and they lost.



Also, not mentioned in the story, how their own legal team, and associated expenses are being paid.
.
.
.Before I read the article I will take a guess and say some soros funded anti-gun group is/was behind it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2016 06:46 AM (iONHu)

593 Thank you Vic. I appreciate your efforts.

Some eye-opening stuff here.

Especially the knock-on effect of mJ use killing your rights under the 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 01, 2016 06:47 AM (u82oZ)

594 thanks

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:50 AM (mpXpK)

595 Nice work Vic!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 01, 2016 06:56 AM (1qrFE)

596 We are supposed to get some high winds and heavy seas here starting tonight when that TS blows through. So I may have a power loss and not be here tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 06:59 AM (mpXpK)

597 Yes, Vic, your links are always appreciated.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. whitely brandishing ampersands&&&&&so there at September 01, 2016 07:00 AM (P8951)

598 So far it looks like most of the msm is covering Trump's Mexico visit and speech fairly which is surprising. I think it was a brilliant move on his part and it must have really pi$$ed off hillary and her team.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2016 07:02 AM (iONHu)

599 569
The VA legislature has filed a motion with the VA Supreme Court to hold the corrupt Democrat governor in contempt for ignoring a court order. If only our useless Republican congress would do the same thing for O'Choom.


U know what happens to me in this case? I go to jail!!!

Art. V convention: equal application of the law.

Posted by: cicero Kaboom! kid at September 01, 2016 07:02 AM (JG7/v)

600 598
So far it looks like most of the msm is covering Trump's Mexico visit
and speech fairly which is surprising. I think it was a brilliant move
on his part and it must have really pi$$ed off hillary and her team.




Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2016 07:02 AM (iONHu)

WaPo had a lot of slant in their article.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 07:03 AM (mpXpK)

601 CNN: You don't have to read their site to guess how they are covering it...Of course his suggestion to deport Hillary hurt their feelings a lot. After all she is their god.

Posted by: Colin at September 01, 2016 07:07 AM (hIWCG)

602 Real Clear Politics links Ace's post about the #NeverTrumper Class from yesterday.

Ace is The Man.

Posted by: ALH at September 01, 2016 07:08 AM (Z56vq)

603 >>>>WaPo had a lot of slant in their article.
.
.
.CBS is trying to make it about hillary on their morning show but they are failing.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2016 07:09 AM (iONHu)

604 602
Real Clear Politics links Ace's post about the #NeverTrumper Class from yesterday.



Ace is The Man.

Posted by: ALH at September 01, 2016 07:08 AM (Z56vq)

Ace be gettin' famous.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 07:09 AM (mpXpK)

605 Godwin's corollary, that the first one to call his opponent a Nazi has thrown the argument, is useful.

No one is acting like a Nazi. No the left uses 'racist' or 'hateful' the way Joe McCarthy was remembered for using the word 'communist'.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 01, 2016 07:11 AM (VdICR)

606 I suspect all the alphabets will be scrambling this morning. But it really doesn't matter anymore.


The public knows they are lying and she will still get the same people voting for her that normally vote Democrat. The turnout will just be less. The question is, how good will Trump's turnout be in the toss-up States and will it be above the fraud level.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 07:13 AM (mpXpK)

607 605 No one is acting like a Nazi. No the left uses
'racist' or 'hateful' the way Joe McCarthy was remembered for using the
word 'communist'.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 01, 2016 07:11 AM (VdICR)

And the only thing Joe was wrong on was he didn't count enough of the commies.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

608 The question is, how good will Trump's turnout be in the toss-up States and will it be above the fraud level.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 07:13 AM (mpXpK)

The Republican turnout for the Florida Primary on Tuesday was 1.1 Million votes. and the Democrat turnout was 696k votes.

Posted by: ALH at September 01, 2016 07:17 AM (Z56vq)

609 Am I the only who's noticed that Trump isn't even running against Hillary?

Hillary is practically in seclusion, with the MSM's blessing. Off in some "Safe Space" where she can catch a nap, and nobody can see her seizures or coughing fits, I guess.

No, Trump's main opponent is the Media. It's not even just the MSM. How many times have I seen non-Leftist Fox people repeat the lie about Trump having said that Mexicans are rapists, and probably a bunch of other mischaracterizations where - if they don't simply repeat what the MSM said - they beat HIM over the head for having ALLOWED the MSM the chance to do it to him. It's kinda like blaming the rape victim for wearing a skirt.

With the GOP Establishment showing their traitorous colors, I'm not sure whether to call Hillary is 2nd-biggest opponent, or his 3rd.

Posted by: Optimizer at September 01, 2016 07:25 AM (EnK/R)

610 Morning all

Good speech last night

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 07:25 AM (zp+j1)

611 People don't trust the media. And for good reason. Their "trust" numbers are as bad as congress "trust" numbers.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 01, 2016 07:26 AM (Z4hTv)

612 So I may have a power loss and not be here tomorrow morning.†Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

I'll be here, waiting.

*hurls lamp*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 01, 2016 07:26 AM (ZFUt7)

613 Listening to the Trump speech now. Also there is a video from the young turks with the title how Mexico visit is a big win for Trump. I haven't watched it yet but I expect a lot of snark:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrjHvC-CJ3Y

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formally known as Serenity Now!) at September 01, 2016 07:27 AM (BDZWU)

614 >>>>I suspect all the alphabets will be scrambling this morning. But it really doesn't matter anymore.


The
public knows they are lying and she will still get the same people
voting for her that normally vote Democrat. The turnout will just be
less. The question is, how good will Trump's turnout be in the toss-up
States and will it be above the fraud level.
.
.
.
.Republican turnout in Florida during the State Primaries this week was higher than democrat, so that's promising.

So far from what I am seeing and hearing the msm talking point of the day is that Trump caved on his promise to round up and deport all illegal immigrants. It's pretty much all they got from his speech to try and beat him up with and it isn't much. Overall I would say he hit a home run and the Dems are panicking.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2016 07:29 AM (iONHu)

615 Vic, more than 57 spies no doubt.

Lots of sympathetic 'fellow travelers'. Communism is their religion, fueled by misanthropy and an ugly personality. So they don't even have to be paid off.

The people who laughed at McCarthy got their new from the NY Times.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 01, 2016 07:29 AM (VdICR)

616 G'mornin' Horde !

And thank you Vic for bringing us the knowledge this morning.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2016 07:29 AM (Z8DIA)

617 You see that map is entirely backwards. Only the non-taxpayers should vote. They are the people who society has failed. They should have the *only* say every election. They can be trusted to equitably divide the rewards of our socialist revolution.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 01, 2016 07:30 AM (ZFUt7)

618 Trump not running against Scankles is a MFM myth. He has attacked her every day this past week and the weeks before.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 07:31 AM (mpXpK)

619 @606 "... The public knows they are lying and she will still get the same people voting for her that normally vote Democrat. The turnout will just be less. The question is, how good will Trump's turnout be in the toss-up States and will it be above the fraud level."
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 07:13 AM (mpXpK)


Do they? Hillary had a huge bump after the Conventions, where the MSM got relentless vs Trump. Anybody who's paid any attention to the email thing knows that not a SINGLE thing she said about it was true - BUT how many people actually DID pay attention?

As to the "normal" Dems, well MAYBE. Trump is reaching out to minorities, and there might be a useful amount of them saying "Now that you mention it, they NEVER, EVER really do anything for us..." Hispanics and blacks are especially religious, too, while them Dems aren't shy about trashing religion. So, who knows?

If you want a good laugh, listen to a GOP Establishment type talk about how Jeb! would be doing SO MUCH BETTER...

Posted by: Optimizer at September 01, 2016 07:32 AM (EnK/R)

620 Somehow or other my phone shed the Hillary Clinton sock after posting. Big bad bug.

I wanna new phone soon. Bigger.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 01, 2016 07:33 AM (ZFUt7)

621 614 So far from what I am seeing and hearing the msm
talking point of the day is that Trump caved on his promise to round up
and deport all illegal immigrants. It's pretty much all they got from
his speech to try and beat him up with and it isn't much. Overall I
would say he hit a home run and the Dems are panicking.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2016 07:29 AM (iONHu)

Look at the article I linked from the Fox site on Trump's immigration speech. Anyone who reads that and says he is going weak on immigration is a liar.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 07:34 AM (mpXpK)

622 US, world powers reportedly agreed in secret to exemptions for Iran after nuke deal

FOX News

Iran got everything they wanted and took Fredo to the cleaners

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 07:35 AM (zp+j1)

623 619 Do they? Hillary had a huge bump after the
Conventions, where the MSM got relentless vs Trump. Anybody who's paid
any attention to the email thing knows that not a SINGLE thing she said
about it was true - BUT how many people actually DID pay attention?



As to the "normal" Dems, well MAYBE. Trump is reaching out to
minorities, and there might be a useful amount of them saying "Now that
you mention it, they NEVER, EVER really do anything for us..." Hispanics
and blacks are especially religious, too, while them Dems aren't shy
about trashing religion. So, who knows?



If you want a good laugh, listen to a GOP Establishment type talk about how Jeb! would be doing SO MUCH BETTER...



Posted by: Optimizer at September 01, 2016 07:32 AM (EnK/R)

That "huge" bump was a made up pack of lies from the MFM. Pat Caudell called them on it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 07:36 AM (mpXpK)

624 Look at the article I linked from the Fox site on Trump's immigration speech. Anyone who reads that and says he is going weak on immigration is a liar.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 07:34 AM (mpXpK)


Yup...I think it was a great speech from what I heard. I was also watching the Yankee game

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 07:37 AM (zp+j1)

625 @618 "Trump not running against Scankles is a MFM myth. He has attacked her every day this past week and the weeks before."
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 07:31 AM (mpXpK)


Basically, she's a proxy. The Media is the REAL opponent; it's ALL about whether THEY can trash Trump, and sussessfully twist around everything he says. Those MFs even took a cute little exchange he had with a mom with a screaming baby, and called him some sort of baby-hater. Hillary was NOT INVOLVED.

Posted by: Optimizer at September 01, 2016 07:37 AM (EnK/R)

626 If you want a good laugh, listen to a GOP Establishment type talk about how Jeb! would be doing SO MUCH BETTER...


Yes, the dumbass who couldn't even get out of the primaries when faced with a barking-mad orange-coiffed blowhard would be polling miles ahead of Scankes. Sure he would.

At this point, !Jeb would be on Morning Joe crying and begging Mika's forgiveness for having the temerity to stand in the way of Historic First Woman President.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 01, 2016 07:38 AM (X6fMO)

627 Laura Ingraham casually referred to Trump as "President Trump" last night, and it seemed very fitting. Despite desperate spin by the left, Trump laid a solid foundation for "immigration reform" as it should be done.

The left spins "Trump lied" because they didn't "negotiate" who would pay, which of course they would not do on an initial meeting anyway. But Trump can arrange collections from the $30B in legal remittances to Mexico, much of which is probably untaxed gray market income anyway.

Still the shills come out and say "Trump didn't get them to agree to pay, so he is a liar, what else is he lying about?" The "journolistas" can be bothered with actually reading the Trump website, they just preach the DNC talking points with as much venom as they can muster.

Big Win for Trump yesterday ... while Crooked snarled from her crib.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 01, 2016 07:39 AM (ZRaCn)

628 Look at the article I linked from the Fox site on Trump's immigration speech. Anyone who reads that and says he is going weak on immigration is a liar.†Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

Trump seems to parse his sentences when he first promotes a concept. People read all sorts of details into something that lacks details. Then when the details are actually presented it doesn't agree with their invented memory and they start slinging accusations like so many of Hillarys lamps.

I've learned to wait for the details.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 01, 2016 07:40 AM (ZFUt7)

629 >>>>Look at the article I linked from the Fox site on Trump's immigration
speech. Anyone who reads that and says he is going weak on immigration
is a liar.
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.I agree, he did not flip flop, the msm is trying to play that angle though. I actually like his plan and even if he only gets a small part of it done, it's way better than having hillary in.

Been to a few lefty sites today and Trump literally hit a home run yesterday. 99% of the comments are "Trump is a bigoted racist and anyone who supports him is a white supremacist" type of comment. That's all they have.

Panic in the left has truly set in. His speech and visit combined with hillary dropping in the polls has made them realize that she does not have this election in the bag like they were lead to believe.

Her own team knows that the more people see and hear her the more her numbers drop. That's why she is in seclusion I think.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2016 07:41 AM (iONHu)

630 @623 Posted by: Optimizer at September 01, 2016 07:32 AM (EnK/R)

That "huge" bump was a made up pack of lies from the MFM. Pat Caudell called them on it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 07:36 AM (mpXpK)


I think I had heard that at some point (from Tammy Bruce, maybe?). I would have liked to see his arguments. We've been down that road before, where we say "the polls are lies." The polls really were crap, but (legit or not) they at least picked the winning side.

That being said, I remember at least one pro in the field talking about how it's become kind of impossible to poll, and that a lot of pollsters are getting out of the business. There's also how Trump overperformed vs the polls in the later primaries.

Posted by: Optimizer at September 01, 2016 07:41 AM (EnK/R)

631 Look at the article I linked from the Fox site on Trump's immigration speech. Anyone who reads that and says he is going weak on immigration is a liar.Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

Trump seems to parse his sentences when he first promotes a concept. People read all sorts of details into something that lacks details. Then when the details are actually presented it doesn't agree with their invented memory and they start slinging accusations like so many of Hillarys lamps.

I've learned to wait for the details.
Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 01, 2016 07:40 AM (ZFUt7)

As I said I thought it was a great speech. And aside from the exploding necklaces and the machine gun nests every 25 yards at the border it was as much as any reasonable guy could hope for!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 01, 2016 07:43 AM (zp+j1)

632 Trump never said he was going to round up illegals and put them on cattle cars and dump them across the border. What he said was if they did not have jobs they would leave on their own. The way to do that is bust a few companies that hire them and fine those companies so heavy that other companies will start getting rid of them. I have nothing against Mexicans or whoever getting a work visa. But these illegals have got to go. The way this world is, we need to know who is in our country.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 01, 2016 07:43 AM (Z4hTv)

633 629 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 01, 2016 07:41 AM (iONHu)


When all the other cards have been shown on the "flop", the racist card is the last hoorah they have to play. It is the new Godwin Rule. When they play that card you know they have already lost.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 07:44 AM (mpXpK)

634 Laura Ingraham casually referred to Trump as "President Trump" last night, and it seemed very fitting.


I was watching the streaming news on CBS yesterday and they referred to the Trump and Mexican president meeting as 'both Presidents'.

Ah, if only I could have been in the room if Hillary was watching that. I'd love to watch her lamp tossing in action.

Posted by: free range 'sorta' conservative but not 'true' conservative at September 01, 2016 07:44 AM (ZFUt7)

635 Officials at the House Democratic campaign arm appear very worried that their negative assessments about their own candidates, which were hacked and released publicly by a group linked to Russian intelligence, will be used against them by Republicans. DCCC Chairman Ben Ray LujŠn, in a letter Monday to his counterpart, National Republican Campaign Committee Chairman Greg Walden, asked the Oregon Republican to bar all Republicans from using the DCCC internal memo with the damaging information in ads against Democrats.

LujŠn argued that the memo could have been doctored, so Republicans' use of it would essentially be "aiding the Russian government" in their attempt to sway U.S. elections.

"The Russians have a long track record of doctoring documents acquired through cyberattacks, and while we cannot confirm their authenticity, their appearance online is certainly a notable concern," LujŠn wrote. "The NRCC's use of documents stolen by the Russians plays right into the hands of one of the United States' most dangerous adversaries. Put simply, if this action continues, the NRCC will be complicit in aiding the Russian government in its effort to influence American elections."

The DCCC, however, refuses to say whether the information in the DCCC memo was altered or not, citing an ongoing FBI investigation.

Posted by: unlawful material at September 01, 2016 07:47 AM (e8kgV)

636 Well, as I said, Pat Caudell had a pretty good argument that the polls were rigged.


Just keep in mind how every one of the media goons kept saying Trump's downfall was right around the corner as he kept blowing all the other opponents out of the water.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 07:47 AM (mpXpK)

637 One of the head guys from RCP said yesterday that the DNC was extremely worried about all the shoes dropping on Scankles' head this week.


My stance is the DNC pushed her into the nomination and now they can eat their shit sandwich.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 07:50 AM (mpXpK)

638 Da dump

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 01, 2016 07:52 AM (mpXpK)

639 One of the faithful here put a link to the Trump speech transcript toward the end of the thread on it. (Thanks!) It's worth a read.


I found the whole thing uplifting, and eminently practical. I could see absolutely every single thing he said actually being implemented, he justifies it with no apologies, gives the necessary historical perspective - the whole deal. It's 100% the kind of stuff where you ought to be asking, "Why wasn't this done 40 years ago?" It's what ANY competent government with any means would do.


That being said, there IS a legitimate "weak spot" of sorts. While he says, "no amnesty", and "all are subject to deportation", in reality what he's saying about non-criminal illegals already here is "WE'LL FIGURE THAT OUT LATER."

The actual quote is, "[After border security is established, and the criminal aliens are kicked out] then and only then will we be in a position to consider the appropriate disposition of those who remain. That discussion can only take place in an atmosphere in which illegal immigration is a memory of the past, allowing us to weigh the different options available based on the new circumstances at the time."


The Media (MFM and otherwise) were salivating with glee over Trump's supposed "turnaround" on his signature issue for a week, and they're grabbing this like a lion would a juicy steak, but this is only "softening". You can believe that he won't really do all the deporting he originally spoke of, or you can believe he CAN'T, or you can believe that he plans on doing it but wisely chooses to NOT SAY.

Who cares? He's the only guy who credibly goes as far as he does, be it a Rep or a Dem. If he gets all 10 steps done (and he WILL, if the GOP doesn't succeed in stopping him), it would be HUGE, regardless, and about friggin' time.

Posted by: Optimizer at September 01, 2016 07:55 AM (EnK/R)

640 Barring some seismic event driven shift in this campaign (no small thing, could easily happen) I'm staying up to watch the returns and taking a vacation day on Wednesday.

It may be entertaining. It may be depressing. But it sure as hell is going to be educational.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 01, 2016 07:55 AM (SNxyW)

641 How many times have I seen non-Leftist Fox people repeat the lie about Trump having said that Mexicans are rapists,
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Yes, what he said was that a lot of the people coming over the border and into the U.S. illegally from Mexico are coming here to commit crimes like rape and murder, and that Mexico is happy to dump its criminals on us.

And that is an obvious truth, and anyone who doubts it just needs to take a look at the prison populations in states like AZ and CA and TX. Our prisons here in AZ are chock full of illegal alien Mexicans who've committed violent crimes in AZ (and continue to commit violent crimes while living in AZ prisons and being housed, clothed, fed, and provided "free" medical care by AZ taxpayers). Ever heard of the New Mexican Mafia? They're a violent Mexican prison gang, widespread throughout the southwest U.S., and most of them are illegal aliens. The required initiation rite is murder.

But yeah, Trump is the problem.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 01, 2016 07:57 AM (NnYnv)

642 So funny - Abuel Borracha and team are more concerned about the ise made of documents and materials hacked by whomever than they are by the actual revelation of wrongdoing, shenanigans, and criminality on their part.

Ans complaining about foreign interference, coming from the bitch who rented out her office to the highest bidder, and who set the mideast on fire, is laughable. There's nothing you can possibly imagine, no matter how Insane or stupid or evil, that she hasn't done or allowed to be done.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at September 01, 2016 07:58 AM (n96PC)

643 @641 "... And that is an obvious truth, and anyone who doubts it just needs to take a look at the prison populations in states like AZ and CA and TX. ..."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 01, 2016 07:57 AM (NnYnv)


What's so amazing is that you don't even have to bother to even look at that. All you have to do is ask the question:


"If these illegal aliens are so wonderful, why isn't Mexico building the wall on their own - to keep them IN."


Why the hell doesn't anybody ever ask that?

Posted by: Optimizer at September 01, 2016 08:08 AM (EnK/R)

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