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If Hillary Is Elected President, The Clinton Upkeep Initiative Will No Longer Accept Foreign and Corporate Donations.
If.
Otherwise, They'll Keep Scooping Up Money Hand Over Fist
Of course that's not actually true; once Lady Clinton is no longer in power or a threat to take power, suddenly all of her corporate and foreign benefactors will find they have more important things to put their money into than the Charity for Clinton Upkeep.
BREAKING: Clinton Foundation says if Hillary Clinton elected president, it will no longer accept foreign and corporate donations.
— The Associated Press (@AP) August 18, 2016
Good to know bribe deadline. Put $ in now, cash favors in later. Expect October to be biggest fundraising month ever https://t.co/zU48sfUBpt
— David Martosko (@dmartosko) August 18, 2016
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 18, 2016 07:56 PM (PO3FE)
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 18, 2016 07:56 PM (e8+zH)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 18, 2016 07:56 PM (PO3FE)
Trump is killing it now in Charlotte.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 07:56 PM (c1VyR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 07:57 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Billy Occam at August 18, 2016 07:57 PM (/542q)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2016 07:57 PM (gUoN4)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 18, 2016 07:57 PM (mpXpK)
Trump is killing it now in Charlotte.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 07:56 PM (c1VyR)
He really is. Also, his hair seems toned down.
I like Teleprompter Trump. A LOT.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 07:58 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Beth M at August 18, 2016 07:59 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: DaveA at August 18, 2016 07:59 PM (8J/Te)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 18, 2016 07:59 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Meremortal at August 18, 2016 07:59 PM (ZXR6+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:00 PM (1ZOkK)
Folks, this is bound to be a humdinger.
Corrine Brown is actually debating tonight.
Yes.
THAT Corrine Brown.
Link here: https://t.co/Yo5SJvdLe1
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 18, 2016 08:00 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Backtoga at August 18, 2016 08:00 PM (/22Vh)
Posted by: Beth M at August 18, 2016 08:00 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: @votermom at August 18, 2016 08:00 PM (7lVbc)
btw, yesterday Trump didn't mince words at all when he told a huge crowd how the Democrats use black people and keep them in poverty.
He's still saying things other Republicans would and will never say.
Meanhwile, Kelly Ayotte is running scared. She's in full panic and is clueless. The worse her poll numbers get, the further to the left she goes.
Ayotte is now the "moderate liberal" running against a conservative Democrat because she painted herself in a corner. She's cooked.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:00 PM (c1VyR)
Big deal. I already do that.
Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2016 08:01 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Willie Cicci Clinton at August 18, 2016 08:01 PM (H9MG5)
Only the brain dead (and yes, I know that there are a lot of them) seriously believe that the Clinton Foundation will stop accepting donations if she's elected President. Instead it will be the biggest pay to play scheme in the entire history of the world. Clintons care about nothing but power and money and bill cares about getting laid. They will sell out America for whatever they can.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:01 PM (6HqlZ)
And that's just her wallet.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 18, 2016 08:01 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:01 PM (c1VyR)
Posted by: Hitlery at August 18, 2016 08:02 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at August 18, 2016 08:02 PM (TyBdB)
Can't wait for splidy talking heads. CNN hasn't broken away from Trump speech.
Posted by: Beth M at August 18, 2016 08:00 PM (kiy9d)
I'll bet Van Jones and that Hispanic GOPe chick are having seizures right now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:02 PM (1ZOkK)
Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:00 PM (1ZOkK)
*****
It was all in one day, when her Exoskeleton arrived.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 18, 2016 08:03 PM (Drgf/)
Posted by: Huma Himmler at August 18, 2016 08:03 PM (xhqXI)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 08:03 PM (11H2y)
Now Trump is straying way off the Republican Reservation and going after hedge fund managers and the "insiders" and the "powerful."
Woohoo!
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:03 PM (c1VyR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:04 PM (1ZOkK)
We know how that worked out.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 18, 2016 08:04 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: Chelsea at August 18, 2016 08:04 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Hildepockets at August 18, 2016 08:04 PM (ZXR6+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:04 PM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: Webb Hubbell at August 18, 2016 08:05 PM (xhqXI)
I thought that the CF was supposed to stop accepting donations when Hillary became SECSTATE.
That's cute. Billy Jeff needed something to do to keep him from raping so much.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:05 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:04 PM (6HqlZ)
on fox cable and internet
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2016 08:05 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Jake at August 18, 2016 08:05 PM (zPqbI)
Okay, whoever is coaching Trump now is finally getting through.
Trump is on message, sharp, and coherent.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:06 PM (c1VyR)
Woohoo!
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:03 PM (c1VyR)
Yeah for once I'd like to see the Hildebeast on the defensive, trying to defend her Wall Street masters.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 18, 2016 08:06 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: The Global Clinton Initiative at August 18, 2016 08:06 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Patrick Henry at August 18, 2016 08:06 PM (TyBdB)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:06 PM (c1VyR)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 08:06 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: lizabth at August 18, 2016 08:07 PM (3v3uS)
Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:00 PM (1ZOkK)
Whoa.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 18, 2016 08:07 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 18, 2016 08:07 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:07 PM (c1VyR)
Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:00 PM (1ZOkK)
............
She better keep popping those blood thinners, I'd hate for her to have a hearty tack or another stroke.
Posted by: wth at August 18, 2016 08:07 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Sham-Cow at August 18, 2016 08:07 PM (LAe3v)
Ben Shapiro and Jonah Goldberg and the rest of the #nevertrumpers can eat a sack o' long ones.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 18, 2016 08:08 PM (6FqZa)
And beady-eyed Chrissy Cuomo and his sidekick Alyson Camerota will have Hell Beast mouthpieces on to do Hillary's work for her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:08 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Beth M at August 18, 2016 08:08 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 18, 2016 08:08 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:08 PM (c1VyR)
That's right. They're tearing down the front operation so you can give directly to the White House -- or should I say, some government office to be named later.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 18, 2016 08:08 PM (5o5ek)
Race?
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:08 PM (c1VyR)<<<
Thank me.
Posted by: Mike "Race Bannon" Pence at August 18, 2016 08:09 PM (H9MG5)
Just kidding.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:07 PM (c1VyR)
HAHAHA, very good.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 18, 2016 08:09 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: wth at August 18, 2016 08:09 PM (HgMAr)
Really, this is such a fucking lie it's funny. The Clinton Foundation is what her presidency is ALL about.
And if she doesn't get elected, the only way it stays afloat is on the promise of Senator Chelsea 2018. Kristen Gillibrand, you've been warned.
Posted by: iforgot says God bless Fleegle at August 18, 2016 08:09 PM (5o5ek)
The other day Trump was in Wisconsin, introduced by a fiery Scott Walker.
Where was that Scott Walker 8 month ago??
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:10 PM (c1VyR)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 18, 2016 08:10 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2016 08:10 PM (BO/km)
This is totally believable.
Posted by: ACORN at August 18, 2016 08:10 PM (H9MG5)
They'll change the name of the thing.
It will still collect money from foreign and corporate sources.
Posted by: blaster at August 18, 2016 08:10 PM (ACqhm)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 18, 2016 08:08 PM (6FqZa)
they will continue to double down..should be hilarious ! i expect a lot of "alt-right" bogeyman bashing
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2016 08:10 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:10 PM (1ZOkK)
not thatit's ever enough. still wondering how much she made off of parting out countriesand how much of that 6 billion has been found?
Posted by: willow at August 18, 2016 08:10 PM (A1MMY)
Where was that Scott Walker 8 month ago??
Walker's dealing with an anti-white pogrom in Milwaukee, so, he's waking up
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 18, 2016 08:10 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:01 PM (6HqlZ)
That's the long and short of it. With President Hillary, our country is for sale to whoever's willing to back up a dumptruck full of money to the Clinton Foundation loading dock.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 18, 2016 08:11 PM (J+mig)
..............
Tell us about it.
Posted by: Hillary's feet at August 18, 2016 08:11 PM (HgMAr)
***
Trump gave a great speech the night before announcing he was brought aboard.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at August 18, 2016 08:11 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2016 08:11 PM (c6/9Q)
Instead of being considered donations, moneys received by us shall be considered payment for services rendered with respect to the particular US government action that was purchased by the foreign or corporate client.
Posted by: The Clinton Crime Family Foundation at August 18, 2016 08:11 PM (PL2OL)
Soooo..... it was clean and aboveboard when you were SoS, but now it's filthy and corrupt, and you'll have nothing to do with it?
Posted by: pep at August 18, 2016 08:11 PM (LAe3v)
Now Trump is straying way off the Republican Reservation and going after hedge fund managers and the "insiders" and the "powerful."
Woohoo!
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:03 PM (c1VyR)
I've been saying all along that Trump can appeal to Sanders voters, and I think he's really making a play for them. I approve of that strategy.
This could turn out to be a major realignment election. People all over the political spectrum are sick of politics as usual and endemic corruption. Both Trump and Sanders have run as outsiders and got huge support from broad segments of society.
Whatever you think of Sanders, and I'm no fan of socialism, I don't think he's ever been accused of being a crook.
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 08:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2016 08:12 PM (BO/km)
Always parse Clintons carefully.
They'll change the name of the thing.
It will still collect money from foreign and corporate sources.
Posted by: blaster at August 18, 2016 08:10 PM (ACqhm)
That's Democrats in general. ACORN is officially defunct, but all of those little acorns it planted have sprung up into a forest of new trees.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 18, 2016 08:12 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Jake at August 18, 2016 08:12 PM (zPqbI)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 08:12 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: wth at August 18, 2016 08:12 PM (HgMAr)
OMG. he's going after speaking fees!!!
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 08:12 PM (11H2y)
He did that the other night.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:12 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 18, 2016 08:13 PM (4ErVI)
At the grocery store, the Enquirer told me the Hell Beast has gained 130 lbs.
..............
Tell us about it.
Posted by: Hillary's feet
Oh, boo-hoo.
Posted by: Hillary's roids at August 18, 2016 08:13 PM (LAe3v)
Repeal Ocare. Now we're talking. Replace with what though? Just get rid of it not dependent on replacing it.
Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2016 08:12 PM (BO/km)
Exactly. The answer to the question of "what do you replace it with?", is "if your house is on fire, do you worry about what to replace the fire with?"
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 18, 2016 08:13 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:10 PM (1ZOkK)
I miss Bannion.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 18, 2016 08:13 PM (+eR2D)
I keep reading Bannon as Bannion, our fellow moron.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:10 PM (1ZOkK)
I miss Bannion.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 18, 2016 08:13 PM (+eR2D)
What happen to him?
Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2016 08:13 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 08:13 PM (11H2y)
Finally!!
Trump has surrounded himself with KNOWLEDGEABLE and BALLSY people. Thank Christ.
Trump is hitting hillary on all the right spots.
Trump sounds like an AoS comment thread.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:14 PM (c1VyR)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 18, 2016 08:14 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2016 08:13 PM (Enq6K)
Playing checkers with Buzzion?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 18, 2016 08:14 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Beth M at August 18, 2016 08:14 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2016 08:13 PM (Enq6K)
Dunno. I haven't seen him around in ages. Don't know if he's ever on the ONT, 'cause I'm usually in bed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:15 PM (1ZOkK)
You would never ever hear any other Republican candidate talk like this...saying the things that hit home, saying the things that NEED to be said.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:15 PM (c1VyR)
Pony up boys and girls.
Or .....'assume the position...'
Posted by: NPR certified--Too White to Comment at August 18, 2016 08:15 PM (AV4JD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:15 PM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's
Trump discusses Hope Solo's butthole in 3...2....1
Posted by: pep at August 18, 2016 08:15 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:14 PM (c1VyR)
He just banned himself?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 18, 2016 08:15 PM (FYrz1)
"What have you got to lose? They (meaning the dems) have playing with you for 50/60 years. What do you have to show for it?"
Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2016 08:15 PM (Enq6K)
Hear what Trump just said about black people?
That's how you do it WITHOUT pandering. Are you listening Republicans??
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:15 PM (c1VyR)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 18, 2016 08:16 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:16 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 18, 2016 08:13 PM (+eR2D)
What happen to him?
Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2016 08:13 PM (Enq6K)<<<
That Fenelon again?
Posted by: Sherlock Holmes at August 18, 2016 08:17 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:17 PM (c1VyR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:17 PM (6HqlZ)
Now we just accept this as SOS.
Pour me another Scotch. Make it a double.
Posted by: JEM at August 18, 2016 08:17 PM (o+SC1)
Who's carrying this Trump speech and where could it be streamed?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 18, 2016 08:16 PM (J+mig)
All the cables and #45 listed a youtube link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAjWtnGihYA
Ooops....just ended.
Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2016 08:17 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:18 PM (1ZOkK)
That's how you do it WITHOUT pandering. Are you listening Republicans??
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:15 PM (c1VyR)
La la la. We can't hear you.
Posted by: Republicans at August 18, 2016 08:18 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 08:18 PM (11H2y)
I know, right? Verbatim. And tell everyone about his "c*nt" reference. We were appalled.
Posted by: This is CNN at August 18, 2016 08:18 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 18, 2016 08:18 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:14 PM (c1VyR)
.............
He's talking about guns and boobehs?
Posted by: wth at August 18, 2016 08:18 PM (HgMAr)
Well, that was a very nice big F-You to hillary clinton. Well done, Mr Trump.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:18 PM (c1VyR)
Posted by: Hitlery at August 18, 2016 08:18 PM (qul7b)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAjWtnGihYA
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:17 PM (c1VyR)
will be available for replay, i'm sure on youtube (?)
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2016 08:18 PM (7atiS)
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 08:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: lizabth at August 18, 2016 08:19 PM (3v3uS)
Posted by: pep at August 18, 2016 08:15 PM (LAe3v)
My Donald is very pro boobs! Especially mine!
-Melania
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 18, 2016 08:20 PM (P8951)
paraphrasing Trump: African Americans, hillary clinton and the Democrats have been using you for 60 years. What do you have to show for it? Vote for me if you're sick of it.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:20 PM (c1VyR)
I'm sorry. Were you talking to me? And would you please hand me the Grey Poupon?
Posted by: GOPe at August 18, 2016 08:20 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Donald Trump what knows his AoS memes at August 18, 2016 08:21 PM (xhqXI)
(give 'im time, it's only August)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hzcnung
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2016 08:21 PM (gUoN4)
Posted by: Yuimetal at August 18, 2016 08:21 PM (mL2BD)
That's three great days for Trump, and counting.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 18, 2016 08:21 PM (QdAXQ)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:14 PM (c1VyR)
.............
He's talking about guns and boobehs?
Posted by: wth at August 18, 2016 08:18 PM (HgMAr)<<<
He said he was gonna have guards with longbows on the border wall!!!
Posted by: a T-Rex trying to rub one out at August 18, 2016 08:21 PM (H9MG5)
paraphrasing Trump: African Americans, hillary clinton and the Democrats have been using you for 60 years. What do you have to show for it? Vote for me if you're sick of it.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:20 PM (c1VyR)
Say it over and over and over again, Donald.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 18, 2016 08:21 PM (P8951)
When he was an insurgent candidate in the rough and tumble scramble among 17 candidates, he had an insurgent style campaign team.
When the time came that the convention was approaching and the primary threat was that his delegates might be stolen through party machinations, he put an old school party in-fighter in place to defend his delegates and navigate the party rules.
Now that the biggest threat is the media, with even the Roger Ailes-less Fox News joining a united front that refuses to report anything positive about his messaging or his campaigning, he brings on someone skilled in disrupting and busting through the mainstream media as well as a top pollster to try to deal with the polling narrative pushed by the MSM polls to try to discourage Trump supporters and potential supporters.
Of course the media will report this as turmoil and a campaign in crisis, and some people who don't think for themselves will buy that.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at August 18, 2016 08:22 PM (PL2OL)
Also, who would pay $350k to listen to a "speech" out of that ugly drunken toad if suddenly she had absolutely no say over U.S. policy and expenditures?
I'll tell you who.
ABSOLUTELY NOBODY
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2016 08:22 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Locke Common at August 18, 2016 08:22 PM (I6Am+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:22 PM (6HqlZ)
What was with that guy waving the rainbow flag?
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 18, 2016 08:22 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:22 PM (6HqlZ)
Exactly. Just please, please keep on doing this, Trump.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 18, 2016 08:23 PM (P8951)
Yeah? We'll make sure it has all the impact of a rock dropped down a deep well.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2016 08:23 PM (8ZskC)
but hillary talked to "a young woman" the other day, and she told hillary she wanted to be a doctor, but people told this "young woman" she couldn't be a doctor and Trump won't let this nameless faceless woman be a doctor, so hillary told the crowd when she's president she's gonna make this "young woman" from wherever a doctor!
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:24 PM (c1VyR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2016 08:24 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 18, 2016 08:22 PM (F1iXz)
My guess it that's he's probably gay. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:24 PM (6HqlZ)
Posted by: Beth M at August 18, 2016 08:25 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 18, 2016 08:15 PM (FYrz1)
He disguised himself as a Romulan?
Posted by: Stating The Obvious at August 18, 2016 08:25 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: buzzion at August 18, 2016 08:25 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2016 08:25 PM (Z56vq)
Whatever you do, don't get sick.
Posted by: Hobos with free heart transplants at August 18, 2016 08:25 PM (Tyii7)
I cannot imagine a candidate that could come after Hillary that would do as much permanent damage to this country. Posted by: Backtoga at August 18, 2016 08:00 PM (/22Vh)
Oh come now, the democrat party is full of looters, Chuck U Shumer, Di Fi, Pelosi, Reid, Gore, Rangel, Waters, etc. etc.
Posted by: Locke Common at August 18, 2016 08:25 PM (I6Am+)
#fuckyouhillary
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 18, 2016 08:25 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2016 08:26 PM (7atiS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:26 PM (6HqlZ)
Nip sip I assume the flag waver was a log cabin republican.
Posted by: Beth M at August 18, 2016 08:25 PM (kiy9d)
I was wondering if he was protesting HB2 or was a real supporter? Seemed a little strange for him to be throwing the flag up so it would get on camera and almost block out Trump.
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 18, 2016 08:26 PM (F1iXz)
#dicksoutforhillary
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:27 PM (c1VyR)
Meanwhile, deep in the weeds on Martha's Vineyard....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:27 PM (1ZOkK)
If you can convince your opponent the battle is already lost, he will lose the will to fight.
The only poll that counts is the one on Election Day.
Conjecture about the outcome at this time is just intellectual masturbation. It is pointless and usually harmful. It is about getting into position to say later, "See, I was right!"
The polls did not predict the outcome in 1980. They did not predict the outcome of the Brexit vote.
Don't give up the ship while the battle still rages!
/channeling irongrampa
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2016 08:27 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:26 PM (6HqlZ)
She thinks that's how real people talk.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2016 08:27 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 18, 2016 08:27 PM (FnuZG)
Posted by: Locke Common at August 18, 2016 08:28 PM (I6Am+)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's
i wanted to be like a doctor but like they were all you can't be a doctor because like your SAT score is only like 800 and i was all Oh Em Gee that's so totes unfair and Hillary sez i can be a doctor now
Posted by: Some young woman at August 18, 2016 08:28 PM (xhqXI)
If we can't trust the Clintons then who can we trust?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2016 08:28 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 08:28 PM (11H2y)
Dayumn. If it gets any worse I'm gonna have to shoot a cop myself!
Posted by: Barky at August 18, 2016 08:29 PM (PL2OL)
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2016 08:26 PM (7atiS)
If that's true, Hillary is toast.
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 08:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:22 PM (6HqlZ)
I said pretty much the same thing here during his contention speech.
Then the very next morning he was back saying Rafael Cruz killed JFK.
Maybe this time it's for real. I really hope so, but he's yanked that football away so many times that i'll only believe this is real change if he can keep it up.
Posted by: stace...TEXIT at August 18, 2016 08:29 PM (ozZau)
To show off her lovely screeching voice.
Posted by: Fingernails on Chalkboards at August 18, 2016 08:30 PM (1CroS)
To remind you to mail your alimony check.
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2016 08:31 PM (Z56vq)
Viva Trump!! El Presidente! Viva Trump!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 18, 2016 08:31 PM (ej1L0)
O/T Ace's earlier post about Dana Perino...
If you can convince your opponent the battle is already lost, he will lose the will to fight.
The only poll that counts is the one on Election Day.
Conjecture about the outcome at this time is just intellectual
masturbation. It is pointless and usually harmful. It is about getting
into position to say later, "See, I was right!"
The polls did not predict the outcome in 1980. They did not predict the outcome of the Brexit vote.
Don't give up the ship while the battle still rages!
/channeling irongrampa
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2016 08:27 PM (EZebt)
----------------------------
^^^^^^^THIS!^^^^^^^^^
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:32 PM (1ZOkK)
It may already be too late, but you have to keep trying like it's not.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 18, 2016 08:32 PM (QdAXQ)
Except is is "Only 85 Days left to get your bribes in"
But there is always another sale, another deal. Oh, and Clintons always lie.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 18, 2016 08:32 PM (l6e0e)
And beady-eyed Chrissy Cuomo and his sidekick Alyson Camerota will have Hell Beast mouthpieces on to do Hillary's work for her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:08 PM (1ZOkK)
Yeah when Scarborough was in office, a dead intern was no big thing.
Posted by: ryukyu at August 18, 2016 08:32 PM (960oq)
(give 'im time, it's only August)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hzcnung
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 18, 2016 08:21 PM (gUoN4)
I saw that earlier, and note that the police officers said he's a pretty good shot.
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 08:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 08:33 PM (11H2y)
1. Bashing Hillary, so her negatives exceed those of Trump; or
2. Uplifting and helping Trump so is positives exceed those of Hillary.
Sadly, option "2" seems to be mostly a lost cause, so we must concentrate on option "1."
Thus, I applaud this post from Ace. It is what's needed.
24 hours a day from here til November.
Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2016 08:33 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2016 08:34 PM (jBuUi)
If you can convince your opponent the battle is already lost, he will lose the will to fight.
The only poll that counts is the one on Election Day.
Conjecture about the outcome at this time is just intellectual masturbation. It is pointless and usually harmful. It is about getting into position to say later, "See, I was right!"
The polls did not predict the outcome in 1980. They did not predict the outcome of the Brexit vote.
Don't give up the ship while the battle still rages!
/channeling irongrampa
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2016 08:27 PM (EZebt)
I second that.
Posted by: ryukyu at August 18, 2016 08:34 PM (960oq)
Posted by: Hobos with free heart transplants at August 18, 2016 08:35 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2016 08:35 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:26 PM (6HqlZ)<<<
Hillary's. Speech. Generating. Device. Is. Not. As. Advanced. As. Mine.
Posted by: Stephen Hawking at August 18, 2016 08:35 PM (H9MG5)
It's the mating call of the humped back vodka whale.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 18, 2016 08:35 PM (xhqXI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:35 PM (1ZOkK)
1. Bashing Hillary, so her negatives exceed those of Trump
As a person who spends too much time blathering here, I;d say we need to go out and talk to people outside the box-at least three people everyday..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:35 PM (6HqlZ)
Maybe. MY MIL was a soft spoken woman who was a saint. No complaints at all.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:37 PM (6HqlZ)
Remember how McCain and Romney relentlessly criticized obama during their campaigns? Me neither.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:37 PM (c1VyR)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 18, 2016 08:37 PM (DW+jj)
That would be better than GW Bush. Are there any other polls showing this?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2016 08:38 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2016 08:27 PM (EZebt)
I really liked ace's earlier post, but I was at work and didn't comment on it. I agreed with the part about not wanting to support a party that doesn't want to win, and won't change anything even if they do win. Both of which sound an awful lot like the GOPe.
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 08:38 PM (sdi6R)
It never occurred to Romney that his failure to criticize such an awful president might send the wrong message to voters.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:38 PM (c1VyR)
1. Bashing Hillary, so her negatives exceed those of Trump
Well, i could start putting out my whiteboard signs again.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:38 PM (6HqlZ)
166 If Hillary wins, who's to stop her from having huge line-ups to the Oval Office everyday of international and domestic scumbags of all description dropping bags of money on her desk in front of the cameras? AG Lynch? CIA Director Morell? FBI Director Blumenthal? Homeland Security Secretary Abedin, Chief Justice Obama?
It may already be too late, but you have to keep trying like it's not.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn
I say it may be too late because Obama has already laid the "Trump's unfit" groundwork for not surrendering the Presidency.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 18, 2016 08:38 PM (QdAXQ)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic
Is that related to the one-eyed trouser eel?
Posted by: pep at August 18, 2016 08:38 PM (LAe3v)
Oh wait. Romney did often criticize obama on one thing. Romney liked to say obama's economic recovery wasn't going fast enough.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:39 PM (c1VyR)
My dad and I are trying to research his ancestry. We've been able to go back three generations and then the trail ends. He was thinking about doing a DNA test done, but I'm not sure if that will help or not?
We've been talking about the Y-chromosome DNA test, since that is the one that traces your paternal lineage.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 18, 2016 08:40 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 18, 2016 08:40 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 18, 2016 08:41 PM (Nwg0u)
Oh wait. Romney did often criticize obama on one thing. Romney liked to say obama's economic recovery wasn't going fast enough.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:39 PM (c1VyR)
At least Romney remained a gentleman while losing. That's all that really matters.
Posted by: T. Coddington van Voorhees VII at August 18, 2016 08:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2016 08:41 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2016 08:41 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 08:41 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: pep
No, humped back vodka whales hate one-eyed trouser eels. And the eels find the vodka whales' butch-cuts, obesity and love of flannel to be repellant.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 18, 2016 08:41 PM (xhqXI)
23 and Me. It's good for maternal ancestry, general ancestry, and proportion of Neander DNA. Not great for Y-chromosomal ancestry though. Maybe because the research on that is still ongoing, I don't know.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 18, 2016 08:42 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:35 PM (6HqlZ)
Go to crooks and liars, raw story etc. You'll get a couple of comments in before you are banned and your comments deleted. I gotta say that some people at CBS on their twitter feed have been good about holding Obama accountable.
Posted by: ryukyu at August 18, 2016 08:42 PM (960oq)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 08:42 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2016 08:27 PM (EZebt)
I really liked ace's earlier post, but I was at work and didn't comment on it. I agreed with the part about not wanting to support a party that doesn't want to win, and won't change anything even if they do win. Both of which sound an awful lot like the GOPe.
Posted by: rickl
The assumption is that GOPe have been losing, when they've actually been getting what they want, just less of it than the Dems.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 18, 2016 08:42 PM (QdAXQ)
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2016 08:41 PM (Z56vq)
I heard tomorrow in Pennsylvania.
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 08:43 PM (sdi6R)
It never occurred to Romney that his failure to criticize such an awful president might send the wrong message to voters.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:38 PM (c1VyR)
Heh, my closet liberal mother told me she couldn't vote for Romney because she "just didn't think he was a nice man". I damn near ran the car off the road .
Posted by: random lurker at August 18, 2016 08:43 PM (+tRIN)
Jane D'oh's mil is not nearly so pleasant. Also, everyone understands that the stereotypical mil is a harridan - which is unfair to the nice ones, I agree.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 18, 2016 08:44 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2016 08:41 PM (Enq6K)
You're not missing anything. NeverTrump Bushie Dana is trying to use the silly August polls pushed by the MSM to discourage Trump supporters. Oh, and throwing out that she's a real "conservative."
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at August 18, 2016 08:45 PM (PL2OL)
Saw Dana on O'Reilly for a split second before I changed the channel off of Fox.
Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2016 08:41 PM (Enq6K)
Yeah, commenting on people accusing her of being Debbie Downer.
To O'Reilly's credit (I can't believe I just typed those words), he did mention her loyalty to the Bushes, which she doesn't deny. She's still butt hurt over Jebby.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:46 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2016 08:41 PM (Z56vq)
I heard tomorrow in Pennsylvania.
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 08:43 PM (sdi6R)
I think his poll numbers will start to go up once he starts airing ads. He certainly has a wealth of material to work with.
When does early voting start in PA, OH, and FL?
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2016 08:46 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: DangerGirl
Yes. I'm 40% hobo, 25% prostitute, 15% "travelin' man," 7% "teenage runaway," 5% carny, 4% "medical anomaly," 3% serial rapist, and 1% venereal disease.
Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2016 08:46 PM (jBuUi)
23 and Me. It's good for maternal ancestry, general ancestry, and proportion of Neander DNA. Not great for Y-chromosomal ancestry though. Maybe because the research on that is still ongoing, I don't know.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 18, 2016 08:42 PM (6FqZa)
Can you do it anonymously? Not really sure I like the idea of a "DNA registry".
Posted by: random lurker at August 18, 2016 08:46 PM (+tRIN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 18, 2016 08:46 PM (6HqlZ)
I mean really, at some point you have made enough money
Posted by: Molly k. at August 18, 2016 08:46 PM (shN0m)
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 08:24 PM (c1VyR)
Hillary said my dissertation on transdimensional engineering wasn't good enough, but I got my doctorate once I exposed her as a secret agent of the Sontarans.
Posted by: Tom Baker at August 18, 2016 08:47 PM (mL2BD)
They are so used to losing that's it just a normal thing. Losers gotta lose.
Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2016 08:47 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost
And I'm really the heir to the House of Bourbon. Whatever we say we are is true, that's the new rule right?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 18, 2016 08:47 PM (xhqXI)
We give up. We're gonna work for the Donks.
Posted by: Hobos with free heart transplants at August 18, 2016 08:35 PM (Tyii7)
Er, who do you think you work for now?
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 18, 2016 08:48 PM (F1iXz)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2016 08:38 PM (/tuJf)
not aware of any others, probably...
Ras breakdown is available for platinum members only (no joke)Pew has a poll but has a gender breakdown only; has sick woman/trump with 41/37 with johnson taking 10% (LOL)
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2016 08:48 PM (7atiS)
Posted by: Lord of the Fleas at August 18, 2016 08:48 PM (z2XyF)
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 18, 2016 08:48 PM (r/lna)
I've always been afraid to trace my ancestry. Both of my grandmothers said they were sure there were horse thieves in the line. On both grandfathers' sides, not theirs.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 18, 2016 08:48 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: DangerGirl
Yes. I'm 40% hobo, 25% prostitute, 15% "travelin' man," 7% "teenage runaway," 5% carny, 4% "medical anomaly," 3% serial rapist, and 1% venereal disease.
Posted by: zombie
Well they say you are what you eat, which explains the hobo, prostitute and venereal desease bits.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 18, 2016 08:49 PM (QdAXQ)
Spinner Dana?
or Spank my Ass until it turns Beet Red Dana?
Posted by: Mitch McConnel at August 18, 2016 08:49 PM (/hxGw)
The amount of drugs looted from Baltimore pharmacies during the Freddie Gray riots last year was substantially higher than initially reported, according to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration. About 80 percent more doses of drugs were taken, the agency said, including powerful opioids.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 18, 2016 08:49 PM (Nwg0u)
Trump needs to make the teleprompter his 4th wife for the next 85 days.
Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at August 18, 2016 08:48 PM (r/lna)
This. And he needs to keep his new hairstylist. Less weasel, more gray.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:49 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: @votermom at August 18, 2016 08:50 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: major major major major at August 18, 2016 08:50 PM (fA/Ij)
I held elective party offices for several years when I was a damn liberal. Let me tell you, it's good to be the king in a one-party state.
I have never been a Republican and I never will, because there's not much difference between the parties on policy, but the democrats play to WIN. The republicans are mewling kittehs in comparison.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2016 08:50 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Dion DiMucci at August 18, 2016 08:50 PM (/hxGw)
23 and Me. It's good for maternal ancestry, general ancestry, and proportion of Neander DNA. Not great for Y-chromosomal ancestry though. Maybe because the research on that is still ongoing, I don't know.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 18, 2016 08:42 PM (6FqZa)
Can you do it anonymously? Not really sure I like the idea of a "DNA registry".
Posted by: random lurker at August 18, 2016 08:46 PM (+tRIN)
I've read about it, and as an adoptee I'm very curious about my ancestry. But I haven't pulled the trigger yet because I'm paranoid about it. Considering what Google and Facebook do with personal data, I'm not all that keen to put my DNA into a database. And would any relative I've never met be able to contact me?
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 08:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:51 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Dana Purina at August 18, 2016 08:51 PM (Tyii7)
Just for this, The Donald should be elected to two terms
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 18, 2016 08:51 PM (oQQwD)
Maybe they read here. I think some morons recommended they do that.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 18, 2016 08:51 PM (6FqZa)
Does he live anywhere near Ft. Marcy park?
Posted by: Chi at August 18, 2016 08:51 PM (yy7cB)
I did. I'm 100%Eastern European! Which I knew already. It was still fun to do.
That one commercial where the guy's family thought they were German and got tested and found out they are mostly Scottish amuses me. Seems to me you'd have some idea of your predominant ethnic background even without Ancestry.com, unless the dude's ancestors all changed their names from MacGregor and MacEwan to Schultz and Schmidt. Did they start lying about it? "If the little ones ask, remember, we're Krauts!!"
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 18, 2016 08:51 PM (P8951)
I'm pretty sure I've got Scots-Irish, Shawnee, and Old American Belligerent Asshole.
On the plus side ... I think I've figured out these stair stringers !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 18, 2016 08:52 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 18, 2016 08:52 PM (QdAXQ)
Posted by: oddknot still frets at August 18, 2016 08:52 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 18, 2016 08:51 PM (6FqZa)
*waves to The Donald*
Posted by: @votermom at August 18, 2016 08:52 PM (7lVbc)
is trying to use the silly August polls pushed by the MSM to discourage
Trump supporters. Oh, and throwing out that she's a real
"conservative."
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at August 18, 2016 08:45 PM (PL2OL)
Yeah, commenting on people accusing her of being Debbie Downer.
To
O'Reilly's credit (I can't believe I just typed those words), he did
mention her loyalty to the Bushes, which she doesn't deny. She's still
butt hurt over Jebby.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:46 PM (1ZOkK)
Which is one reason I don't give her a lot of credit on this issue....well, other issues too but...
She's too tied to the Bushes. (hahaha)
Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2016 08:52 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Backtoga
You have forgot to add our current steaming pile of shit President on doing permanent damage to this country. Elections have consequences. History has shown that it can indeed get much worse.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 18, 2016 08:53 PM (YgVhX)
TFG is going to freak
What would be cool is if DT said something like " I'm giving 10mil to recovery instead on spending it on political ads" and then hand over a check.
Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2016 08:53 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2016 08:46 PM (Z56vq)
Late October?....Trump is playing poker with Hillary. Letting her win a few early hands and seeing how she handles the cards. Then he will start playing her tight and win here, lose there, setting up the big pot. Come October thru Election Day it will be Trump's nut sack bouncing off of Hillary's tonsils 24/7 until she gags and he calls.
Viva Trump! Mucho Huevos Grandes!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 18, 2016 08:53 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Hitlery at August 18, 2016 08:53 PM (qul7b)
of my grandmothers said they were sure there were horse thieves in the
line. On both grandfathers' sides, not theirs.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 18, 2016 08:48 PM (DW+jj)
I'm come from a long and distinguished line of horse thieves, cattle rustlers and sheep stealers.
Posted by: Stating The Obvious at August 18, 2016 08:53 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2016 08:53 PM (c6/9Q)
Posted by: random lurker at August 18, 2016 08:53 PM (+tRIN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 18, 2016 08:49 PM (Nwg0u)
Well, that explains why there was no rioting when the cops were acquitted in the Freddy Gray case. They're still working down their stash.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at August 18, 2016 08:54 PM (PL2OL)
Posted by: Hitlery at August 18, 2016 08:54 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: That Foghorn from the Ancient Deoderant Radio Commercial at August 18, 2016 08:54 PM (/f6Nd)
I should have known better than to ask the Horde. Ya buncha goobs. Thanks for making me laugh.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 18, 2016 08:54 PM (+eR2D)
And he needs to keep his new hairstylist. Less weasel, more gray.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 08:49 PM (1ZOkK)
Yes. He needs to look Presidential.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 18, 2016 08:55 PM (P8951)
But somebody needs to make that boy quit turning his collars up. That is grade A #1 douchbaggery, there.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 18, 2016 08:55 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2016 08:41 PM (Z56vq)
I heard tomorrow in Pennsylvania.
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 08:43 PM (sdi6R)<<<
In 30 something years CAC Jr. will be posting plaid maps to the AoSHQ (powered by Minx 0.8 alpha), fantasizing about flipping PA from blue to red after 8 years of President Malia Obama.
Posted by: a bad fortune teller at August 18, 2016 08:55 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: navybrat at August 18, 2016 08:55 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 18, 2016 08:51 PM (6FqZa)
*waves to The Donald*
Posted by: @votermom at August 18, 2016 08:52 PM (7lVbc)
Well, since he now has someone from Breitbart on his campaign team, maybe some of his people read the comments, at least.
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 08:55 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Hitlery
I'll bet 50,000 Quatloos on "Full Brazilian wax".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 18, 2016 08:56 PM (xhqXI)
Like what McCain did when he "suspended his campaign" to play soggy-biscuit with Lindsey and the rest of the Senate during the financial crisis? No thanks.
Donate the money and then talk about how his policies will help rebuild the place.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 18, 2016 08:57 PM (6FqZa)
http://tinyurl.com/z57b48m
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 18, 2016 08:58 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: runner at August 18, 2016 08:58 PM (c6/9Q)
So, at least in the branch of the family, we hit an absolute brick wall.
In another branch, a different great-great grandmother was raped by "marauding horsemen."
So, another brick wall.
Every direction I turn, brick walls.
I don't wanna see no DNA tests. The results will frighten me.
Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2016 08:58 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Beth M at August 18, 2016 08:58 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2016 08:58 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 18, 2016 08:58 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 18, 2016 08:59 PM (/f6Nd)
Posted by: navybrat at August 18, 2016 08:55 PM (w7KSn)
Its a good percentage but its not half. I want to say the upper limit is something like a third.
Posted by: buzzion at August 18, 2016 08:59 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 18, 2016 08:59 PM (qul7b)
Dana tweeted that she's going to tell the truth about Trump's poor chances even if she's called a Debbie Downer or a Negative Nancy or a Pollyanna.
I don't think that word "Pollyanna" means what she thinks it means.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at August 18, 2016 09:00 PM (PL2OL)
P.S. Wilde said it was impossible to convict anyone of sodomy because eleven of the jurors couldn't believe anyone would do such a thing and the twelfth would be doing it. He erred on this point.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 18, 2016 09:00 PM (Nwg0u)
No just donate the money and plunge ahead. No reason to use campaign money for that. He can even use it in his ads.
Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2016 09:00 PM (BO/km)
In 30 something years CAC Jr. will be posting plaid maps to the AoSHQ (powered by Minx 0.8 alpha), fantasizing about flipping PA from blue to red after 8 years of President Malia Obama.
Posted by: a bad fortune teller at August 18, 2016 08:55 PM (H9MG5)
I can tell you're a bad fortune teller because it's cute that you think that we will be up to Minx 0.8 alpha in 30 years.
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 09:00 PM (sdi6R)
Yes. I'm 40% hobo, 25% prostitute, 15% "travelin' man," 7% "teenage runaway," 5% carny, 4% "medical anomaly," 3% serial rapist, and 1% venereal disease.
Posted by: zombie
---------------------
I have never been very popular here, but would you marry me?
House is paid off, I know how to grill vegetables like a champ, and hate the "my little pony" buttplugs as much as you do!
You could do worse...
Posted by: Chi at August 18, 2016 09:00 PM (yy7cB)
Next week it's supposed to start cooling off. I am going down to the basement to pull out some Seasonal Décor, and set it out week-end.
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2016 09:01 PM (Z56vq)
It's really nice to know that blacks are so upset when they perceive Mexicans have been insulted. Because those Hispanic and black street gangs just luv each other.
Black and brown, living in perfect harmony....
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 18, 2016 09:01 PM (P8951)
Me Too !!!
My Dad was a Giant Asshole. Straight Up.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 18, 2016 09:02 PM (fiGNd)
The other two thirds is Wilt Chamberlain.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 18, 2016 09:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 18, 2016 09:02 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 18, 2016 09:02 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 18, 2016 09:02 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 18, 2016 09:03 PM (Nwg0u)
going down to the basement to pull out some Seasonal Decor, and set it
out week-end.
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2016 09:01 PM (Z56vq)
Saw Thanksgiving decorations today at Walmart.
Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2016 09:03 PM (Enq6K)
"What's the matter, dear?"
"Lucy at school said I was descended from hookers! Is that true, mom? You told me we were descended from The Mayflower."
"Well, dear, Lucy and I are both right. Grandma used to work at the Mayflower Brothel and Saloon. I never said which Mayflower."
Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2016 09:03 PM (jBuUi)
IMO, he's staying on message, and this speech sounds exactly like the things I've been hearing from Kellyanne Conway since I first heard her in the early 2000s as a guest on the KSFO morning drive-time radio shows.
I really like the way he's talking about the Dems taking advantage of the votes of black Americans.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at August 18, 2016 09:03 PM (YEhNg)
Heh. Sounds like my husband's family! Grandma briefly married a carney, another grandmother claimed three children, even though she supposedly couldn't bear children, the "grandfather" was 21 years old on each of his children's birth certificates, husband's mother (carney's daughter) was adopted by a stepfather...it's a mess.
Posted by: April at August 18, 2016 09:04 PM (e8PP1)
Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2016 09:04 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: navybrat at August 18, 2016 08:55 PM (w7KSn)
Also, something like half of all women who ever found themselves alone with Bill Clinton received some of his DNA.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at August 18, 2016 09:04 PM (PL2OL)
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 09:00 PM (sdi6R)<<<
Hah!
Posted by: a bad fortune teller at August 18, 2016 09:05 PM (H9MG5)
The only way she is going to lose this is if she ends up in the news one tenth as much as Trump has.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 18, 2016 09:05 PM (P/kVC)
Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2016 09:04 PM (BO/km)
Well you need something to go with the Hello Kitty vibrator.
Posted by: buzzion at August 18, 2016 09:05 PM (z/Ubi)
I had a product endorsement deal for you, a little something I call the "Hope Diamond".
But you had to be a sore loser and show your ass.
If you're interested, maybe we can clean you up. Your image that is. And make a little money.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 18, 2016 09:05 PM (DW+jj)
Hey Chi ...
... did you hear that pop today ? That was my head exiting my ass. I can't afford metal stair stringers.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 18, 2016 09:05 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Hope's Rolo at August 18, 2016 09:05 PM (Tyii7)
I really like the way he's talking about the Dems taking advantage of the votes of black Americans.
Posted by: Reno_Dave at August 18, 2016 09:03 PM
And they will continue to do so with 90%+ of their vote.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 18, 2016 09:06 PM (IqV8l)
hillary she wanted to be a doctor, but people told this 'young woman'
she couldn't be a doctor and Trump won't let this nameless faceless
woman be a doctor, so hillary told the crowd when she's president she's
gonna make this 'young woman' from wherever a doctor!"
It'll be like Pigford. Reparations for people who claimed they were denied.
Pigford: "Were you a farmer? Had you tried to become a farmer? Thought about farming? Read a book about farming? Ever drove past a farm? Well, sign this affadavit, with no further corroborating evidence required, and Uncle Sugar will write you a compensation check for two hundred thousand bucks for your having not been able to farm."
Docford: "Did you want to be a doctor? Did you ever even mention wanting to go to medical school? Did you play 'doctor' as a kid? Have you ever watched _ER_, _House_, or _Grey's Anatomy_? You did? Sign right here on the dotted line."
Shitfire, even Crown Princess Chelsea "once spoke of" her desire to become a pediatric cardiologist, according to her adoring journalistic entourage. But for her having taken the easy liberal arts courses as an undergrad, instead of long hours in the science lab, she coulda been a contendah for the M.D. as well! Where's her check?
Posted by: torquewrench at August 18, 2016 09:06 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2016 09:03 PM (Enq6K)
I can't remember how much I have, but I always like to get something new for seasonal decorating. Antique stores have vintage and that's always fun.
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2016 09:06 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: Chi
Hmmm, I'm not sure if my bull-dyke xhe-husband life-partners will approve of member #23 of our polyamorous communal marriage.
I'll bring it up at tonight's committee meeting.
Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2016 09:07 PM (jBuUi)
One of my ancestors, out of Baltimore, was married to Jerome Bonaparte, brother of Napoleon. No shit. Her father totally disapproved.
They had a child, and then Napoleon ordered his brother back to France and they were divorced.
While married to Jerome, they were quite the party couple, and he encouraged her to wear really revealing clothing and she got something of a "reputation."
Anyhow, she died alone (disowned by her father) and crazy.
She's buried in a Baltimore cemetery.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 09:07 PM (1ZOkK)
> 50% of med school grads these days are women...
What keeps you from going to med school is sucking more than the 2500-10000 other people competing for each seat...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 18, 2016 09:08 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2016 09:04 PM (BO/km
I....yeah...no.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 18, 2016 09:08 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 18, 2016 09:08 PM (KP5rU)
I think he would get along with Milo quite well
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 18, 2016 09:08 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 18, 2016 09:08 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Reno_Dave at August 18, 2016 09:09 PM (YEhNg)
Posted by: navybrat at August 18, 2016 08:55 PM (w7KSn)
I don't look a bit like him. Not even a little.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 18, 2016 09:09 PM (CFc5L)
Would they, by chance, enjoy using power tools on outdoor projects involving deck construction while drinking free beer ?
Asking for a friend ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 18, 2016 09:09 PM (fiGNd)
Um, no.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 09:11 PM (1ZOkK)
I think he would get along with Milo quite well
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 18, 2016 09:08 PM (P8951)
Yes, I think so.
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 09:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: freaked
---------------
Sorry.
I was innocent once, too - until that fateful night years ago when I found zombietime.com
My world hasn't been the same ever since.
Posted by: Chi at August 18, 2016 09:14 PM (yy7cB)
Yeah. The lab report said "Your dog is a mutt," and refunded my fee.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 18, 2016 09:14 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: @votermom at August 18, 2016 09:14 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 09:15 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 18, 2016 09:16 PM (qul7b)
It's like the old story of the mother who freaked out when she found the porn mags under her son's mattress. She ran to a psychiatrist, fearing junior was going to become a pervert.
He said, don't worry Ma'am, it's just a phase he'll be going through.....for the rest of his life.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 18, 2016 09:16 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: freaked
There is some good stuff. I learned finally who Mungo Jerry is - right here! Never knew what the guy looked like.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 18, 2016 09:16 PM (CFc5L)
Holland looks very much like his grandfather, which was slightly unsettling. (He's married and has a son.) It's really rather weird to see the face of a famous person who has been dead for over 100 years, a face known from books, right in front of you.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 18, 2016 09:16 PM (P8951)
And I just refuse to be optimistic this time because I was a cheerleader for Mittens from Mass last time. Not this time- I don't want to get the folks' hopes up because they may be hurt again. They like me. My opinion is important. People follow me on Twitter.
Posted by: Dana Perino at August 18, 2016 09:17 PM (bVtr0)
Posted by: Hope's Mungo Rolo at August 18, 2016 09:18 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Tom Baker at August 18, 2016 09:18 PM (mL2BD)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 18, 2016 09:18 PM (qul7b)
Mooch took one, and publicly released the results, and the results lined up pretty well with the Robinson lineage that's officially on the books.
However, her husband has not done likewise, and I suspect that he never is going to do so. Note that such a test would easily clarify whether or not Barack Obama Sr. or Frank Marshall Davis was his biological father, the former having East African genetics and the latter, West African ones.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 18, 2016 09:19 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Clinton Foundation at August 18, 2016 09:20 PM (nFdGS)
If the pants are fine ... don't fart after a meal ...
If the pants are poor ... just do what you feel ...
Posted by: Hope's Mungo Rolo at August 18, 2016 09:21 PM (fiGNd)
Holland looks very much like his grandfather, which was slightly unsettling. (He's married and has a son.) It's really rather weird to see the face of a famous person who has been dead for over 100 years, a face known from books, right in front of you.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 18, 2016 09:16 PM (P8951)
That's pretty wild.
(I haven't been involved in the pun competitions in the daytime threads, but that was low-hanging, um, fruit.)
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 09:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 18, 2016 09:21 PM (DW+jj)
Hey Chi ...
... did you hear that pop today ? That was my head exiting my ass. I can't afford metal stair stringers.
Posted by: ScoggDog
--------------------------
I wish I knew you IRL.
I have a steel staircase right here. But it came from a porch that was maybe 5 ft off the ground.
It would be yours for the asking... you could build a cool landing, then a couple steps up to the deck. How far are you from Va Beach?
Posted by: Chi at August 18, 2016 09:23 PM (yy7cB)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 18, 2016 09:23 PM (DW+jj)
That I could do ...
To keep from staring ...
Sometimes your seem so enormous to remain ...
You don't have to call me Goalie ... Goalie ...
You bung needs to be called by it's own name ...
Posted by: David Allen Hole at August 18, 2016 09:26 PM (fiGNd)
He put the boots to everybody.
This is just one of the body blows:
I've embraced the crying parents who've lost their children to violence spilling across our border. Parents like Laura Wilkerson and Michelle Root and Sabine Durden and Jamiel Shaw whose children were killed by illegal immigrants.
My opponent supports Sanctuary Cities.
But where was the Sanctuary for Kate Steinle? Where was the Sanctuary for the children of Laura, Michelle, Sabine and Jamiel?
Where was the Sanctuary for every other parent who has suffered so horribly?
These moms and dads don't get a lot of consideration from our politicians. They certainly don't get apologies. They'll never even get the time of day from Hillary Clinton.
But they will always come first to me.
Posted by: blaster at August 18, 2016 09:26 PM (ACqhm)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 18, 2016 09:27 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: freaked at August 18, 2016 09:27 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 18, 2016 09:27 PM (+eR2D)
It makes me hate humanity
Posted by: @votermom
I don't hate humans, but they are a silly, inferior class of beings that need leadership from a person like me. They cannot be trusted with liberty.
Posted by: Superman at August 18, 2016 09:27 PM (mL2BD)
Ha! Here's something else that's Wilde.
Merlin told a story of repeatedly looking at a picture of his grandfather, a studio portrait taken in the 1880's. This is when Merlin was single and living in a London apartment and the picture was in a biography of OW. There was something about the picture that fascinated him, but he didn't quite know what it was - until he took a good look at the unusual wall paneling behind Oscar and compared it to the walls of the living room he was sitting in. They looked identical. He did research into where the picture was taken and found out that his apartment building had been a fashionable photographer's studio in the 1880's - and it was indeed where OW had had that picture taken.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 18, 2016 09:28 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Chris M at August 18, 2016 09:29 PM (6RZos)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 18, 2016 09:29 PM (2cS/G)
Goodnight. It's been a hell of a day. I have two bourbons in me. It's bedtime. Have a wonderful night, Horde.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at August 18, 2016 09:27 PM (+eR2D)
I'm off as well. Have a great night, as well. Happy dreams!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 09:30 PM (1ZOkK)
A good lick. Louisville, KY.
But I'm making this too complicated. 2x12 stringers, coated black, will be fine. Will make all my treads and riser boards way easier to install.
I'm going to move the end stringers in a couple inches. That will make it look cool - and the black rail kits and black coated stringers will tie together.
I just have to take my time and cut them right - probably jig-saw the throats.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 18, 2016 09:31 PM (fiGNd)
331 Hubby borrowed Superman vs Batman
It makes me hate humanity
Posted by: @votermom
I don't hate humans, but they are a silly, inferior class of beings that need leadership from a person like me. They cannot be trusted with liberty.
Posted by: Superman
'Superman' has to be a Hillary sock.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 18, 2016 09:31 PM (QdAXQ)
Posted by: navybrat at August 18, 2016 09:31 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 18, 2016 09:32 PM (1ZOkK)
It's the mating call of the humped back vodka whale.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at August 18, 2016 08:35 PM (xhqXI)
Maybe, in addition to being brain-damaged, oh and morally damaged, she's deaf. She thinks she's whispering, when she's shouting.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 18, 2016 09:32 PM (hJrjt)
Hell, I'd send him back. Sort of a little rendition. Better if was to Turkey and a Turkish prison.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 18, 2016 09:32 PM (DW+jj)
He did research into where the picture was taken and found out that his apartment building had been a fashionable photographer's studio in the 1880's - and it was indeed where OW had had that picture taken.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (whitely waiting for the ballgame) at August 18, 2016 09:28 PM (P8951)
That is really cool.
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 09:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 18, 2016 09:34 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: TedCruzLegThrill at August 18, 2016 09:35 PM (i1KHZ)
Posted by: @votermom at August 18, 2016 09:35 PM (7lVbc)
Joe ... wash your mouth out with soap.
Now. Go. Soap.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 18, 2016 09:36 PM (fiGNd)
Bill: "Remember that time I said I wouldn't come in your mouth. Yeah, this time I mean it."
Just ask Monica
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 18, 2016 09:36 PM (bQxkN)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 18, 2016 09:31 PM (fiGNd)<<<
Please to be telling us more about this technique.
Posted by: Muhammad M. Mohammed at August 18, 2016 09:36 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: navybrat at August 18, 2016 09:37 PM (w7KSn)
But that is one classy lady. Of all the FOX babes, she's the most elegant and classy.
I'm shuddering to think just how much money and effort it would take to clean me enough to be worthy to be at her side.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 18, 2016 09:38 PM (DW+jj)
There was a time when "shame" was still regnant. Sniff. Takes me back, it does.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2016 09:39 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 18, 2016 09:38 PM (DW+jj)<<<
Believe me, if I didn't have enough money, I don't think too many other people would either.
Posted by: R. Ailes at August 18, 2016 09:40 PM (H9MG5)
Either my dog understands the English language, or he recognizes my nextdoor neighbors' voice.
Just got a call inviting me over for dinner & drinks - speakerphone is not necessarily your friend.
Posted by: Chi at August 18, 2016 09:41 PM (yy7cB)
It's enough to make a body sour on the whole deal some days...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 18, 2016 09:41 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: Chi at August 18, 2016 09:23 PM (yy7cB)
A deck, a scaffold. What's in a word?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2016 09:42 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 09:43 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 18, 2016 09:44 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 09:46 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: DrSteve at August 18, 2016 09:47 PM (2+H1P)
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I know. I know. And Wilde made a bitter joke about it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 18, 2016 09:47 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 09:47 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 18, 2016 09:44 PM (MNgU2)
The Marquess of Queensbury, who wrote the rules, is the one who took him to court for buggering his son.
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 09:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 09:46 PM (11H2y)
Actually that's the beginning of the connection.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at August 18, 2016 09:48 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 09:46 PM (11H2y)
I detested wrestling in high school gym. The idea of grappling with a sweating, stinking person - of the same sex, no less - half the time with your nose jammed in his armpit ... somehow the allure escaped me.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2016 09:49 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 18, 2016 09:49 PM (v3DL/)
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 09:47 PM (sdi6R)
The Marquess of Queensbury's son was a Democrat?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2016 09:50 PM (SRKgf)
Posted by: navybrat at August 18, 2016 09:50 PM (w7KSn)
But Wilde discovered that facts are an inconvenient thing in court.
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 09:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 18, 2016 09:52 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 18, 2016 09:53 PM (2cS/G)
Oh, God, the memories. For me, it was middle school. There was some fat kid we called "Grossburger" (that was some character in a Richard Pryor movie, IIRC) that I had to wrassle with.
I can still remember the smell. The fucker sat on me and that ass smell still haunts me.
We all complained to "coach" (God, I despised most of those "coach" characters) to tell that kid to clean up.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 18, 2016 09:53 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 18, 2016 09:54 PM (kP16F)
I agree, Martha is classy, but I miss Tantaros. I wonder when Rupert, Prince Pubis, Ryan & Co will decide to release her?
Posted by: Cooldawg at August 18, 2016 09:54 PM (CmVha)
Posted by: Goomba at August 18, 2016 09:55 PM (cjdxs)
Posted by: donna at August 18, 2016 09:55 PM (O2RFr)
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We call these people "Democrats".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With More Je Ne Sais Quoi! at August 18, 2016 09:56 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at August 18, 2016 09:56 PM (nvMvs)
Oh, God, the memories. For me, it was middle school. There was some fat kid we called "Grossburger" (that was some character in a Richard Pryor movie, IIRC) that I had to wrassle with.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 18, 2016 09:53 PM (DW+jj)
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The movie in question: "Stir Crazy".
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 18, 2016 09:57 PM (v3DL/)
The Marquess should've come to me. I know to handle those poofters.
Posted by: Patrick McGoohan as Longshanks at August 18, 2016 09:57 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 18, 2016 09:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2016 10:00 PM (ZoDUt)
All I feel is despair.
The worst fucking person I can think of will soon be enthroned, and my only weapon against her seems to be prayer.
Evil walks the land. Fuck.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2016 10:00 PM (pLvhk)
You get what you reward?
Posted by: Goomba at August 18, 2016 10:00 PM (cjdxs)
Thank God. You had us all worried last night, pissing blood like that. I was hoping that's all it was.
Posted by: Patrick McGoohan as Longshanks at August 18, 2016 10:00 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2016 10:02 PM (ZoDUt)
Posted by: Goomba at August 18, 2016 10:03 PM (cjdxs)
Posted by: random lurker at August 18, 2016 10:05 PM (+tRIN)
Posted by: donna
========
You would think that some 'journalist' might ask her that question. Oh, wait, I forgot, no press conferences.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2016 10:05 PM (OLNwX)
Trump is killing it now in Charlotte.
Posted by: Mister Magoo's at August 18, 2016 07:56 PM (c1VyR)
Fantastic speech. The best I've heard from him.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at August 18, 2016 10:06 PM (H6376)
Posted by: Job at August 18, 2016 10:07 PM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2016 10:05 PM (OLNwX)
Employees do not ask embarrassing questions to the boss.
Posted by: tbodie at August 18, 2016 10:07 PM (/tG8l)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 18, 2016 10:08 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 10:09 PM (11H2y)
Bladder infection? Were you in Rio with Bob Costas??
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2016 10:02 PM
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How closely did Bob examine your urinary tract? You didn't let him actually "eyeball" it, did you?
Posted by: irright at August 18, 2016 10:09 PM (XfEYT)
The worst fucking person I can think of will soon be enthroned, and my only weapon against her seems to be prayer.
Evil walks the land. Fuck.
First thing is repentance. And we've got a lot to repent for.
After that, don the full armor of God and time to get down to business.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Guy at August 18, 2016 10:10 PM (vyqqu)
Posted by: blaster at August 18, 2016 10:10 PM (ACqhm)
I've embraced the crying parents who've lost their children to violence spilling across our border. Parents like Laura Wilkerson and Michelle Root and Sabine Durden and Jamiel Shaw whose children were killed by illegal immigrants.
My opponent supports Sanctuary Cities.
But where was the Sanctuary for Kate Steinle? Where was the Sanctuary for the children of Laura, Michelle, Sabine and Jamiel?
Where was the Sanctuary for every other parent who has suffered so horribly?
These moms and dads don't get a lot of consideration from our politicians. They certainly don't get apologies. They'll never even get the time of day from Hillary Clinton.
But they will always come first to me.
Posted by: blaster at August 18, 2016 09:26 PM (ACqhm)
Damn, that's awesome.
Posted by: Country Boy at August 18, 2016 10:12 PM (heN73)
Posted by: ryukyu at August 18, 2016 10:16 PM (960oq)
Posted by: navybrat at August 18, 2016 10:17 PM (w7KSn)
Because real Americans are foreign to her, and how do you speak in a foreign land when you don't know the language? Loud and slow.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 18, 2016 10:17 PM (VSenK)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2016 10:18 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 18, 2016 10:18 PM (kP16F)
Hope we get more of the same. I'll have to listen to it tomorrow.
Posted by: Goomba at August 18, 2016 10:19 PM (cjdxs)
I'm not making any actual prediction, but he will need to, because I think voter fraud will break all records in this election. Close won't be enough.
The Republicans won't say dick about it, as usual. Hell, they may even collaborate.
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2016 10:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Grossburger at August 18, 2016 10:21 PM (VdICR)
>> "squirty cream"
Oh, man. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Type. ...... huuhhhnnnn.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 18, 2016 10:21 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Goomba at August 18, 2016 10:22 PM (cjdxs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 18, 2016 09:58 PM (KP5rU)
Glad you went. They can be dangerous. Prayers for your quick recovery.
Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at August 18, 2016 10:25 PM (nvMvs)
Watching Hillary and teh bern pretend they didn't have microphones is either hilarious or unbearable.
Trump had two good speeches in the past week, I haven't seen the third one.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2016 10:25 PM (VdICR)
A master decorator, I am.
Posted by: Danny D. at August 18, 2016 10:26 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Tami at August 18, 2016 10:28 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 18, 2016 10:29 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 18, 2016 10:29 PM (Ndje9)
A master decorator, I am.
Posted by: Danny D. at August 18, 2016 10:26 PM (DW+jj)
You're a novice.
Posted by: Peter North at August 18, 2016 10:30 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 10:30 PM (11H2y)
My bet wishes to those in LA.
Posted by: Farmer at August 18, 2016 10:31 PM (o/90i)
Aside from people thinking we can survive the demon Scrunt, I don't understand the reluctance to vote for Trump.
Down with the uni-party.
Posted by: Cooldawg at August 18, 2016 10:32 PM (CmVha)
Posted by: dagny at August 18, 2016 10:32 PM (eSQgj)
That's it, old man. I challenge you to a shooting contest.
Well put Hope at 1000 yds. You know what the X-ring is.
Posted by: Danny D. at August 18, 2016 10:33 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 10:33 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 18, 2016 10:34 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at August 18, 2016 10:35 PM (kP16F)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 10:35 PM (11H2y)
The people that go to the Trump tent revivals will surely vote for him. In the rest of the world he's stepped on every good opportunity to gather new voters. In the polls, he has bad numbers in states he needs and some states he had are going wobbly.
The Trump machine is on life support.
Posted by: gNewt....panhandlers never seem to not have their hands out ~ at August 18, 2016 10:35 PM (tBswe)
That's it, old man. I challenge you to a shooting contest.
Well put Hope at 1000 yds. You know what the X-ring is.
Posted by: Danny D. at August 18, 2016 10:33 PM (DW+jj)
Put her sister up there as well! I'm gonna humiliate you twice!
Posted by: Peter North at August 18, 2016 10:35 PM (FYrz1)
Posted by: Danny D. at August 18, 2016 10:37 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Willy J. at August 18, 2016 10:37 PM (CDowr)
Posted by: vivi at August 18, 2016 10:39 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2016 10:41 PM (0mRoj)
She really doesn't want those Foundation emails released, does she?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 18, 2016 10:57 PM (Ndje9)
TFG is going to freak.
Posted by: @votermom at August 18, 2016 08:50 PM (7lVbc)
I wanna see The Donald driving a Caterpillar, digging mud from around somebody's house.
Posted by: Bernette at August 18, 2016 11:01 PM (3LwCF)
She really doesn't want those Foundation emails released
What? Really?
Posted by: Bernette at August 18, 2016 11:04 PM (3LwCF)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 18, 2016 11:07 PM (LdMbv)
wikileaks lawyer dead +train
and there are a bunch of links (including a Daily Kos one!) about it.
I don't see any MSM sources reporting it yet.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 18, 2016 11:11 PM (LdMbv)
Posted by: Cheri at August 18, 2016 11:37 PM (TmVQX)
Posted by: Leftcoast at August 18, 2016 11:38 PM (NNJvA)
Posted by: Buffalbob at August 19, 2016 12:23 AM (wYtsh)
Posted by: come for you first at August 19, 2016 01:20 AM (j6qoi)
com'n for you ..
yes that's right I have a
your not mak'n sence
it's only a mater of time
it's all about time.
Posted by: i was making a roof at August 19, 2016 01:42 AM (j6qoi)
Posted by: pussy at August 19, 2016 01:43 AM (j6qoi)
Posted by: you can't swim at August 19, 2016 01:45 AM (j6qoi)
self destrec.....
Posted by: thank you ace at August 19, 2016 01:47 AM (j6qoi)
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