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Overnight Open Thread (7-19-2012)

History's Bloodiest Wars And Who To Blame

From our own beloved pixy.

Rank Name Aggressor Victim How Many
1 World War II Germany, Japan,
sundry others
best forgotten
Everyone else 40 million+
2 An Lushan Rebellion China China 33 million*
3 Mongol Invasions Mongols Everyone else 30 million**
4 Yuan Dynasty Collapse China China 30 million
5 Ming Dynasty China China 25 million
6 Taiping Rebellion China China 20 million
7 World War I Germany,
Austria-Hungary,
Ottoman Empire,
Influenza Virus
Everyone else 15-65 million
8 Tamerlane's Conquests Tamerlane Human decency 15 million
9 Dungan Revolt China China 8 million
10 Russian Revolution Filthy Commies Anastasia,
sound agricultural
policy
5 million

Looking at this table I'm thinking that China has been just a little too quiet for a little too long. And if Lewis Richardson got it right, we are getting near the statistical due date for a 109 death conflict.

Richardsonfoq_sm

And to make up for all that I offer you some kittenz:

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Retirement Ages

Note that these are the 'official' retirement ages. But often government workers, members of certain unions or anyone deemed in a 'hazardous' occupation (such as hairdressers in Greece) are allowed to retire at 50.

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Fired For Questioning Stolen Valor

You may have heard of the recent Alvarez supreme court decision but here is the sordid dénouement to the original case:

On a tour bus trip to Southern California Edison's Big Creek power plant, event planner Melissa Campbell was passing out snacks to dignitaries when one of them asked her a question that would change both of their lives and make U.S. judicial history.

"Do you know who I am?" asked Xavier Alvarez, an elected member of a local water board, not waiting for an answer.

"I am a Congressional Medal of Honor recipient."

But of course it turns out that Alvarez was never even in the military much less a recipient of the medal of honor. And this made Campbell mad enough to confront him.

Less attention has been paid to the fate of the woman who helped expose Mr. Alvarez and who brought him to the attention of the FBI. Ms. Campbell, the event planner serving Mr. Alvarez snacks on June 27, 2007, was a U.S. Marine Corps veteran who served her country for 10 years.

...By the time the investigation into Mr. Alvarez was under way, Ms. Campbell had other concerns. Days after the trip to Big Creek, she said, she was suspended by the company and told that it was unprofessional to confront Mr. Alvarez.

One supervisor said, "I don't understand why you made such a big deal. You're not even a Marine anymore," Ms. Campbell recalled.

"Do you understand what they do to earn their awards?" Ms. Campbell replied.

Suspended from her job, Ms. Campbell said she later got a phone call from the company asking her to attend a meeting. When she walked into the office, she said, she saw boxes full of her belongings.

It was official, she said - she'd been fired.

Well I guess no modern legal story is complete until the guilty have gone free and the virtuous are punished.

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Woody Guthrie vs. The Animals: House of the Rising Sun

Well Woody's 1941 version may be more folk-authentic, but I think the Animals 1965 version has more passion and is just plain better.


Reclaiming China's Photographs

Almost no photographs from before 1970 exist in China. Why? Cultural Revolution and a communist police state that's why.

China's photographic record begins only in the 1970s because nearly all earlier pictures were destroyed. The ones that survived are mostly outside China, and a major effort is now under way to bring them together online, says the BBC's Mary Ward-Lowery.

Any government that deliberately tries to destroy memories of the past is pretty much guaranteed to turn a country into bloody hellhole.

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The One Food Item You Shouldn't Order According to Fast Food Workers

  • Fast food ice. This seems to be recurring as it is difficult to keep the machines clean and mold free. There have been studies and articles regarding this issue. Added We tend not to think about soft drink machines, how often they're cleaned and the amount of calories in the drinks themselves.

  • Unconventional pizza toppings or menu items seem to be a popular concern among the employed. I can attest to this personally in regard to topping meats and certain specialty items.

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Yahoo group. That is all.

And my Twitter spew.

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Comments

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1 Howdy!

Posted by: Michael the TEXIT Hobbit at July 19, 2016 09:55 PM (nvMvs)

2 Kitten in a cup. Yummy.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 19, 2016 09:56 PM (hVdx9)

3 yo!

Posted by: willy at July 19, 2016 09:57 PM (Ffw22)

4 tiffany is fantastic

Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 19, 2016 09:57 PM (0O7c5)

5 Well, thats depressing.

Can we haz prepper thread?

Posted by: Lauren at July 19, 2016 09:58 PM (FooCX)

6 The Moslem conquest of India was the greatest bloodbath in history

Posted by: Avi at July 19, 2016 09:59 PM (wwH1X)

7 Who left the TV tuned to PBS?

The NPR panel seems sullen.

Posted by: willy at July 19, 2016 09:59 PM (Ffw22)

8 I'm number two!
Or as dad used to say..."You're the FIRST loser!"

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 19, 2016 10:00 PM (hVdx9)

9 Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2016 10:00 PM (EzgxV)

10 Need a phone number or internet URL for that last photo.

Asking for a friend!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2016 10:00 PM (wYnyS)

11 This is an early ONT! Should keep RNC comments down below I guess?

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2016 10:00 PM (KTFfX)

12 I figured the Taiping Rebellion would be higher. It lasted a lot longer than most of the other ones too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2016 10:01 PM (4ErVI)

13 8 I'm number two!
Or as dad used to say..."You're the FIRST loser!"
------------

If you ain't first, you're last!

Posted by: willy at July 19, 2016 10:02 PM (Ffw22)

14 I really like these uplifting mass casualty warfare threads! Keeps everyting in perspective until you realize those guys barely had what we now consider standard weapons!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2016 10:02 PM (wYnyS)

15 China long had a culture of warlords whose statecraft was a state of continual warfare.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2016 10:02 PM (OkKDg)

16 WWI, 15 to 65 million dead. Gave themselves a bit of wiggle room there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)

17 If the 20th century has show us nothing else, is that the 'peace' can be as bloody as a war for some.

But let's keep trying socialism.

Also, thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 10:02 PM (3ZoRf)

18 Sadly, the death toll from World War 2 is less than the death tolls inflicted by the respective governments of the USSR and China on their own populations. I can't remember the USSR number off the top of my head, but it's significantly larger. But the low-ball estimate of the China number is even bigger, and created in a much shorter period of time than the Soviet figure. And many suspect that the number of Chinese that have been killed by their own government is much, much higher.

Also, the Soviet Union really ought to be on that list of countries responsible for World War 2. But they always get a pass because the Germans turned on them.

Posted by: junior at July 19, 2016 10:03 PM (RN+xI)

19 Hola, ONT......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:03 PM (zPLrP)

20 18 Sadly, the death toll from World War 2 is less than the death tolls inflicted by the respective governments of the USSR and China on their own populations. I can't remember the USSR number off the top of my head, but it's significantly larger. But the low-ball estimate of the China number is even bigger, and created in a much shorter period of time than the Soviet figure. And many suspect that the number of Chinese that have been killed by their own government is much, much higher.

Also, the Soviet Union really ought to be on that list of countries responsible for World War 2. But they always get a pass because the Germans turned on them.
Posted by: junior at July 19, 2016 10:03 PM (RN+xI)

Good points.

The numbers I have seen batted about for the Chinese 'cultural' revolution are usually in the 40-60 million range. Eggs, and soviet omelettes and all that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 10:04 PM (3ZoRf)

21 That Viet' wife ad is funny as shit.


Like, everything there is bullshit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:05 PM (zPLrP)

22 Blaming Germany for WWI is almost as fraught with peril 'round here as discussing the Civil War of Northern Aggression Between The States.

Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2016 10:05 PM (7qAYi)

23 don jr.

Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 19, 2016 10:05 PM (0O7c5)

24 Donald Jr. Also has 5 kids, 2-9. Wow!

Posted by: lindafell- TEXIT!! at July 19, 2016 10:06 PM (xVgrA)

25 Sadly, the death toll from World War 2 is less than the death tolls inflicted by the respective governments of the USSR and China on their own populations.
Posted by: junior

What's Uncle Joe's body count up to now, 50 million Soviet subjects?

I think Chairman Mao is up to 60 Million Chinese.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 19, 2016 10:06 PM (lDrRt)

26 Awewome and early ONT. Thanks, Maet.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 19, 2016 10:06 PM (YLidQ)

27 That chart is wrong. Everyone knows the Jews started all the wars.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 10:06 PM (Nwg0u)

28 10 Need a phone number or internet URL for that last photo.

Asking for a friend!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2016 10:00 PM (wYnyS)



Weren't those USGI issue back in the '70s?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2016 10:06 PM (v5iqM)

29 22 Blaming Germany for WWI is almost as fraught with peril 'round here as discussing the Civil War of Northern Aggression Between The States.
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2016 10:05 PM (7qAYi)

Austria is more at fault in the larger sense. Germany only for essentially telling them they would cash their check no matter what the amount they wrote.

And the Serbian anarchist guys deserve the lion's share.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 10:07 PM (3ZoRf)

30 I keep misreading #2 as the Lesbian Rebellion.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2016 10:07 PM (iQIUe)

31 "Looking at this table I'm thinking that China has been just a little too quiet for a little too long. And if Lewis Richardson got it right, we are getting near the statistical due date for a 109 death conflict."

9-Dash Line War?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 19, 2016 10:07 PM (prj+/)

32 Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2016 10:06 PM (v5iqM)

Yes but my friend needs a newer model!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2016 10:07 PM (wYnyS)

33 I actually put a lot of blame for WWI on the U.S. Britain, and France. Yeah, I know Germany started it. But everybody else was ganging up on them. Build the Navy. Grow. Prosper. Get strong. Sit tight. Be nice.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 19, 2016 10:07 PM (4+VII)

34 Records of the numbers killed in ancient wars is spotty at best.

Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2016 10:07 PM (7qAYi)

35 If you guys liked Melania, you should check out Megalania.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at July 19, 2016 10:07 PM (bFvLN)

36 Well of course being a hairdresser in Greece would be considered a hazardous occupation. Think about it, duh!

Posted by: Seamus M. at July 19, 2016 10:08 PM (NeFrd)

37 That Viet' wife ad is funny as shit.


Like, everything there is bullshit.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Is real GI. We ship you wife. For extra $1000, we drill air holes in box.

Posted by: Vietnamese Wives, Ltd. at July 19, 2016 10:08 PM (lDrRt)

38 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 19, 2016 10:08 PM (KCxzN)

39 24 Donald Jr. Also has 5 kids, 2-9. Wow!
=========

Dude's a stud

Posted by: willy at July 19, 2016 10:08 PM (Ffw22)

40 12 I figured the Taiping Rebellion would be higher. It lasted a lot longer than most of the other ones too.

also missing is 1st and second great jihad

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at July 19, 2016 10:08 PM (afweB)

41 22 Blaming Germany for WWI is almost as fraught with peril 'round here as discussing the Civil War of Northern Aggression Between The States.

Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2016 10:05 PM (7qAYi)


The Balkans started and had been a shit show for a while. No one remembers the Balkan War of 1912-13. And the Balkans was a shit show because the Ottoman Turks occupied the territory for about 500 years.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2016 10:08 PM (4ErVI)

42 The Guthrie version is unavailable, but he was a commie cocksucker and I don't need to hear it to know Eric Burdon's version kicks his bolshie ass.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2016 10:09 PM (OkKDg)

43 No mention of the French Revolutionary / Napoleonic Wars?

Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2016 10:09 PM (7qAYi)

44 @25 I think Chairman Mao is up to 60 Million Chinese.
-----------------

That's the low end of the PRC death toll, iirc. There are estimates that go *much* higher.

Posted by: junior at July 19, 2016 10:09 PM (RN+xI)

45 34 Records of the numbers killed in ancient wars is spotty at best.
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2016 10:07 PM (7qAYi)

Plus, all of our accounts almost invariably come from the victors. Not to say that they are wrong, just that people have a tendency to inflate the number of enemies they defeat when they are in the process of setting themselves up as kinglets.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 10:09 PM (3ZoRf)

46 If anyone watched the affair on showtime. The guy that plays Scottie sang house of the rising sun and did a phenomenal cover.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 19, 2016 10:10 PM (egOGm)

47 NTA feed: http://www.nothiefsallowed.org/



Vermin Supreme is in the house street.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 19, 2016 10:10 PM (GUBah)

48 Fast food secrets?


The filling in Jack in the Box tacos is basically ground up and dyed lunch meat.

The new BK hot dogs? They get microwaved and then thrown on the grill for about ten seconds to get the grill marks.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:10 PM (zPLrP)

49 Is real GI. We ship you wife. For extra $1000, we drill air holes in box.
Posted by: Vietnamese Wives, Ltd. at July 19, 2016 10:08 PM (lDrRt)

Hell, I ain't got that much money. Just tell Xung to hold her breath.

Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2016 10:10 PM (7qAYi)

50 Italy doesn't get props for WWII? Cold, man, cold.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 19, 2016 10:11 PM (R+30W)

51 We thank thee, once again, O Maet, for a fine ONT, AND sparing us, & not smiting us with Yoko, Lena, or Trigglypuff.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2016 10:11 PM (OF/aZ)

52 My granddaddy fought in WWI, and he figured that would be about the end of warfare, if we knew what was good for us.

We did not.

Here's to a future without all this *cuss words inserted* arguing about stupid things, a future where we actually love our kids more than our egos, and a future where folks respect and leave alone others no matter what they believe or how they behave.

Oh, and fuck Islam, too. Mostly that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 19, 2016 10:11 PM (+YMhA)

53 Tamerlane was a Jihadist. In fact the most successful after Muhammed himself - so blame Islam for this one.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2016 10:12 PM (pibXr)

54 Hmm. My retirement age is "long term." Better alert Mrs Franpsycho.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 19, 2016 10:12 PM (EZebt)

55 I think I like Junior better than Senior.

Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2016 10:12 PM (7qAYi)

56 Yoko, Lena, or Trigglypuff.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2016 10:11 PM (OF/aZ)

Great. You said it out loud. That's like saying "Jupiter Pluvious" when the sun is shining.

Dipshit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 19, 2016 10:12 PM (+YMhA)

57 And the best version of House of the Rising Sun: Frijid Pink!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US9lRkeW-m0

Posted by: Bill R. at July 19, 2016 10:12 PM (jKUeC)

58 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:10 PM (zPLrP)
If most people saw the kitchen of their favorite restaurant they would be disgusted.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 19, 2016 10:13 PM (egOGm)

59 "Is real GI. We ship you wife. For extra $1000, we drill air holes in box."




I appreciate that you're going the extra mile, but, I'll pass.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:13 PM (zPLrP)

60 >>>And to make up for all that I offer you some kittenz:

They look ready for the microwave.




I know, I know.

That's NOT funny!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 19, 2016 10:14 PM (R+30W)

61 Hello, Horde! Made it to Texas to visit the family. One of my nieces has turned into a Tumblr SJW, but other than that, everything is good.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2016 10:14 PM (OzvpI)

62 53 Tamerlane was a Jihadist. In fact the most successful after Muhammed himself - so blame Islam for this one.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2016 10:12 PM (pibXr)

The Dungan Revolt was a revolt of Chinese muslims, and most of the victims were Han Chinese civilians, so we can blame islam for that too.

Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2016 10:14 PM (7qAYi)

63 Also, the list doesn't include the Muslim invasion of India with a death toll between 80M and (!)400M

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2016 10:15 PM (pibXr)

64 55
I think I like Junior better than Senior.

Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2016 10:12 PM (7qAYi)
what trump lacks....his children all have and the credit him for having it

Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 19, 2016 10:15 PM (0O7c5)

65 31
"Looking at this table I'm thinking that China has been just a little
too quiet for a little too long. And if Lewis Richardson got it right,
we are getting near the statistical due date for a 109 death conflict."



9-Dash Line War?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 19, 2016 10:07 PM (prj+/)


You may want to check the previous thread -- folks were talkin' 'bout you.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2016 10:15 PM (EzgxV)

66 9-Dash Line War?


The Japanese controlled the Senkaku islands for years we took them in WWII. Several years after the war we gave them back. Essentially we are grantors of Japan's possession of the islands.

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 19, 2016 10:15 PM (a/9Wy)

67 58 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:10 PM (zPLrP)
If most people saw the kitchen of their favorite restaurant they would be disgusted.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 19, 2016 10:13 PM (egOGm)

Counter point. Went to an awesome mexican restaurant one time. Went to use the restroom and passed by the kitchen. It was by far the cleanest kitchen I have ever seen in a restaurant. The stainless looked like it was cleaned and polished hourly. The floors were immaculate.

My guess, the owner had a serious case of OCD.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 10:15 PM (3ZoRf)

68 Like you morons don't have enough trouble with women, now you are ordering them online?

Let me suggest....caution.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 19, 2016 10:15 PM (+YMhA)

69 tiffany is fantastic

I liked her in American Pie, too.

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2016 10:15 PM (eeTCA)

70 Looking at this table I'm thinking that China has been just a little too quiet for a little too long. And if Lewis Richardson got it right, we are getting near the statistical due date for a 109 death conflict.


Every now and then you have to clean out the pantry.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:15 PM (0mRoj)

71 yeah captain whitebread!

Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 19, 2016 10:15 PM (0O7c5)

72 Donald Jr is on fire.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 19, 2016 10:15 PM (egOGm)

73 Also, the Soviet Union really ought to be on that list of countries responsible for World War 2. But they always get a pass because the Germans turned on them.
Posted by: junior at July 19, 2016 10:03 PM (RN+xI)
=====
They too invaded Poland, and Finland. As the Nazis rolled over Europe and bombed Britain, Stalin continued to ship the Germans food, ore, and other war materiel.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 19, 2016 10:16 PM (EZebt)

74 69 tiffany is fantastic

I liked her in American Pie, too.
Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2016 10:15 PM (eeTCA)

Sharknado was not her proudest moment.

Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2016 10:16 PM (7qAYi)

75 Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2016 10:14 PM (OzvpI)
I hope my card made it to you.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 19, 2016 10:16 PM (egOGm)

76 China seems to really really really hate China for some reason.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2016 10:16 PM (qUNWi)

77 Man, DT Jr knows his shit.
Very impressed with his speech thus far

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2016 10:17 PM (6IPEM)

78 72 Donald Jr is on fire.
-------------

I like his style.

Posted by: willy at July 19, 2016 10:17 PM (Ffw22)

79 DT Jr. giving a great speech..

Posted by: other at July 19, 2016 10:17 PM (8OdfZ)

80 Maybe one of you morons can explain this...It recently occurred to me...and I am mystified as to why Chris Christie (six years a United States Attorney) basically stayed mum when the FBI gave Clinton a pass.

I've been led to believe he's on Team Trump. And, Comey provided such an opening in his little speech saying "reasonable prosecutors" wouldn't follow through. It was tailor made for him to step in on the republican nominee's behalf and say..."Wait a minute...this is a slam dunk that I would pursue in a heartbeat." And I'll be damned if I can even find a comment from him in the last year relative to the email case against Clinton.

What's up with dat?

Posted by: Orson at July 19, 2016 10:17 PM (GRAXX)

81 Yay prepper thread - this weekend, pse.
\
Knife.
Pistol
Flashlight
Phone.
Backup for each of the above.
Don't leave home without it.

And when you get home safe, contemplate your 30 - 365 days of stock with a mild sense of contentment.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at July 19, 2016 10:17 PM (gUoN4)

82 61
Hello, Horde! Made it to Texas to visit the family. One of my nieces has
turned into a Tumblr SJW, but other than that, everything is good.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2016 10:14 PM (OzvpI)


There was an inquiry into your health in the previous thread. I would have noted that you were road-tripping, but I was thread-lagged.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2016 10:17 PM (EzgxV)

83 "Also, the Soviet Union really ought to be on that list of countries
responsible for World War 2. But they always get a pass because the
Germans turned on them."

There is reasonably reliable evidence to the effect that Stalin intended to turn on Hitler first, and had preparations well under way for a sneak attack, except that Hitler learned of the plans and desperately pre-empted.

That explains rather neatly two aspects of the _Ostfront_:

(a) How so much Soviet arms and material were destroyed so quickly by the Germans. It has all been quietly forward-deployed into the western military districts of the USSR in preparation for the surprise strike toward Germany.

(b) Why the Germans had so much trouble sustaining their rapid advances. Their legendary General Staff mechanisms simply had not had time to plan out an eastern war with the level of deliberation and precision which they would normally have insisted upon in advance. Logistics were hence not up to standard. Frontline units went unsupplied.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 19, 2016 10:18 PM (noWW6)

84 68 Like you morons don't have enough trouble with women, now you are ordering them online?

Let me suggest....caution.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 19, 2016 10:15 PM (+YMhA)

I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and stored in the freezer.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:18 PM (0mRoj)

85 Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 10:15 PM (3ZoRf)
I'm sure some are spotless. My first job was in a steakhouse. Don't make the chef angry. Or the waitstaff.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 19, 2016 10:18 PM (egOGm)

86 They too invaded Poland, and Finland. As the Nazis rolled over Europe and bombed Britain, Stalin continued to ship the Germans food, ore, and other war materiel.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 19, 2016 10:16 PM (EZebt)

I had discussions with people in college about this. If you try to nail them down on this, they start in on "Well, this was just Stalin..." Then you start pinning them on Lenin's own oppression and Mao, and Pol Pot.

Arguing with idiots who do not know the history of their own movement is no fun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 10:18 PM (3ZoRf)

87 61
Hello, Horde! Made it to Texas to visit the family. One of my nieces has
turned into a Tumblr SJW, but other than that, everything is good.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2016 10:14 PM (OzvpI)


82
61

Hello, Horde! Made it to Texas to visit the family. One of my nieces has

turned into a Tumblr SJW, but other than that, everything is good.



Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 19, 2016 10:14 PM (OzvpI)


There
was an inquiry into your health in the previous thread. I would have
noted that you were road-tripping, but I was thread-lagged.


Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2016 10:17 PM (EzgxV)


How the hell did I do that? Did I open two ONT threads?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2016 10:18 PM (EzgxV)

88 OK Horde, roomate is moving out and taking Comcast with him. I will not give a dime to Comcast, Dish, DirectTv or Uverse. Fios is not yet available. Any other suggestions for home internet only? Medium speed is all I need.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 19, 2016 10:18 PM (YLidQ)

89 Bloodiest war chart needs dates when they occurred.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 19, 2016 10:18 PM (IqV8l)

90 China seems to really really really hate China for some reason.
Posted by: eleven

Damn Chinese! They're ruining China!

Posted by: Groundskeeper Wi Li at July 19, 2016 10:19 PM (lDrRt)

91 smart military bloggin

Posted by: Jake at July 19, 2016 10:19 PM (SuOx5)

92 "If most people saw the kitchen of their favorite restaurant they would be disgusted."



I like to watch the show with Gordon Ramsay. The hell you find in so many places. Food made a week or two ago. Flippy sanitation. Shitty organization.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:19 PM (zPLrP)

93 Suspended from her job, Ms. Campbell said she later got a phone call
from the company asking her to attend a meeting. When she walked into
the office, she said, she saw boxes full of her belongings. It was official, she said - she'd been fired.


Of course her employer, Southern California Edison, is a monopoly with no competition. So, they can't be punished in the marketplace by their customers.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 19, 2016 10:19 PM (R+30W)

94 I've been led to believe he's on Team Trump. And,
Comey provided such an opening in his little speech saying "reasonable
prosecutors" wouldn't follow through. It was tailor made for him to
step in on the republican nominee's behalf and say..."Wait a
minute...this is a slam dunk that I would pursue in a heartbeat." And
I'll be damned if I can even find a comment from him in the last year
relative to the email case against Clinton.



What's up with dat?

Posted by: Orson at July 19, 2016 10:17 PM (GRAXX)

Maybe because he might be AG, and quacking now might prejudice his later prosecuting Her Thighness? Just a guess.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2016 10:19 PM (SRKgf)

95 Is that $6k price still good for a Vietnamese wife? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Weasel at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (Sfs6o)

96 unleash the greatness!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (0O7c5)

97 Binders full of women! War On Women! WOW!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (aZxzS)

98 Hillary really is a terrible candidate.. looking forward to her debating Trump

Posted by: other at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (8OdfZ)

99 And as an interesting aside, Muslim blood thirst caused the Mongol invasion into South Asia and Europe.

The Muslim ruler of Pakistan murdered a group of Mongol traders for no good reason...then he murdered the diplomats Genghis Khan sent to demand compensation.

Needless to say the Mongols didn't take that lightly - even savages know you don't murder diplomats...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (pibXr)

100 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:19 PM (zPLrP)
It amazing we aren't sick from eating out more often.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (egOGm)

101 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 19, 2016 10:18 PM (YLidQ)

DSL if it's available!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (wYnyS)

102
Arguing with idiots who do not know the history of their own movement is no fun.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 10:18 PM (3ZoRf)

That's why I always look before I flush.

Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (7qAYi)

103 16 WWI, 15 to 65 million dead. Gave themselves a bit of wiggle room there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)
------------------------
Notice that in the death numbers they include the great influenza epidemic of 1918, which killed far more people than the war.
Sure, the war made it spread more easily and quickly than it would have in peacetime, but .....it's still kind of a cheat.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (T/5A0)

104 88 OK Horde, roomate is moving out and taking Comcast with him. I will not give a dime to Comcast, Dish, DirectTv or Uverse. Fios is not yet available. Any other suggestions for home internet only? Medium speed is all I need.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 19, 2016 10:18 PM (YLidQ)

Splice off your neighbor's cable. Or hack his wifi.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (0mRoj)

105 "DT Jr. giving a great speech.."



He did it up. Again, someone who has to do public speaking as a matter of daily manner.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (zPLrP)

106 You may want to check the previous thread -- folks were talkin' 'bout you.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2016 10:15 PM (EzgxV)

*chuckles*. Thanks for pointing me to that.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 19, 2016 10:21 PM (prj+/)

107 Ya think anyone would notice if we swapped DT Jr. for Sr.?

Posted by: IrishEi at July 19, 2016 10:21 PM (Lsu4e)

108 Huckleberry on Fox Bidness just said the wrong Donald Trump was nominated.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 19, 2016 10:21 PM (GUBah)

109 Worked at an upscale beach club; dining room/show room, lounge and piano bar. Drifting through the kitchen one would see freshly caught fish swimming in sinks.

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 19, 2016 10:21 PM (a/9Wy)

110 92 "If most people saw the kitchen of their favorite restaurant they would be disgusted."



I like to watch the show with Gordon Ramsay. The hell you find in so many places. Food made a week or two ago. Flippy sanitation. Shitty organization.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:19 PM (zPLrP)

Kitchen Nightmares. Some of those places are just vile.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:21 PM (0mRoj)

111 So, me love you long time is null and void if they " run away" after a year. Fucking lawyers!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2016 10:22 PM (aZxzS)

112 88: get a good digital antenna for over the air TV. You can pick up quite a few stations with it (depending where you live of course). Amazon Prime and Netflix will take care of almost everything else.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2016 10:22 PM (nHAI5)

113 88
OK Horde, roomate is moving out and taking Comcast with him. I will not
give a dime to Comcast, Dish, DirectTv or Uverse. Fios is not yet
available. Any other suggestions for home internet only? Medium speed is
all I need.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 19, 2016 10:18 PM (YLidQ)


It's all about where you are.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2016 10:22 PM (EzgxV)

114 History's Bloodiest Wars And Who To Blame
---------

No statistic for the battle of the sexes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 10:22 PM (mxCgt)

115 An interesting historical note - many if not most communists thought that National Socialism might be what the communist revolution would look like in an advanced industrial state - remember that the revolution was NOT supposed to start in places like Russia or China according to communist theorists...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2016 10:23 PM (pibXr)

116 Is that $6k price still good for a Vietnamese wife?

I'm thinking a couple of spares wouldn't hurt.

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2016 10:23 PM (OLNwX)

117 So Milo is off teh Twitters for good, it seems.

http://tinyurl.com/zcnzlz5

His crime - being accused of directing "hate" towards Leslie Jones because he made the point that you have to have a thick skin in entertainment.

And it wasn't his fault that Ghostbusters (2016) sucked.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 19, 2016 10:23 PM (prj+/)

118 CaliGirl, I got the card. Thanks.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread's Phone at July 19, 2016 10:23 PM (67teE)

119 >> Yoko, Lena, or Trigglypuff.
>> Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2016 10:11 PM

Great. You said it out loud. That's like saying "Jupiter Pluvious" when the sun is shining.

Dipshit


Well, I would have thanked Maet for not smiting us with the jaw of an ass, but jaws of asses, and asses jawing have become so devalued in recent times that I didn't want it to seem insincere.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2016 10:23 PM (OF/aZ)

120 Bingo, torque.

Barbarossa was slapped together. Desperate but necessary.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 19, 2016 10:24 PM (DpVF1)

121 98
Hillary really is a terrible candidate.. looking forward to her debating Trump

Posted by: other at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (8OdfZ)


Yeah, about that.....first venue just cancelled, 'cause Security.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2016 10:24 PM (EzgxV)

122 116 Is that $6k price still good for a Vietnamese wife?

I'm thinking a couple of spares wouldn't hurt.
Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2016 10:23 PM (OLNwX)

Keep one in the trunk in case the primary goes flat?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:24 PM (0mRoj)

123 And item #3 guaranteeing no extra charges - that's with a clear title and a bill of sale, right?

Posted by: Weasel at July 19, 2016 10:24 PM (Sfs6o)

124 Great Scott, how is that YUUUUGGGEEE voice coming out of that that 12 year old kid's face?????

Oh, wait.

Worst fucking lip synch evah.

Posted by: Oblig. at July 19, 2016 10:24 PM (CS7jF)

125 I'm thinking a couple of spares wouldn't hurt.

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2016 10:23 PM (OLNwX)


Hmm, keep them in the shipping boxes until you need them.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2016 10:24 PM (wYnyS)

126 Ya think anyone would notice if we swapped DT Jr. for Sr.?
--------
Maybe slap a gold weasel on his head?

Posted by: lindafell- TEXIT!! at July 19, 2016 10:24 PM (xVgrA)

127 No statistic for the battle of the sexes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc

I have a confirmed kill (that you know of).

Posted by: Zombe Ted Kennedy at July 19, 2016 10:24 PM (lDrRt)

128 Splice off your neighbor's cable. Or hack his wifi.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (0mRoj)

****
I just knew I should have also qualified it with "practical and legal" suggestions.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 19, 2016 10:24 PM (YLidQ)

129 81
Yay prepper thread - this weekend, pse.

\

Knife.

Pistol

Flashlight

Phone.

Backup for each of the above.

Don't leave home without it.



And when you get home safe, contemplate your 30 - 365 days of stock with a mild sense of contentment.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs

Where's the love for the Axe?

Posted by: National Axe Association at July 19, 2016 10:24 PM (3b9U4)

130 I am of the hot dog rationale. If I like the food. I just really don't want to know. Sometimes, ignorance is bliss. Ask Hillary and her supporters.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2016 10:25 PM (aZxzS)

131 Milo is off Twitter? He's the only reason I log in anymore.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread's Phone at July 19, 2016 10:25 PM (67teE)

132 Hey everybody.

Well, after last night's nastiness, I'm openly trolling Jeffrey Wells at Twitter tonight. I just linked him asking what he'll scream, yell and bitch about at the RNC tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2016 10:25 PM (q7T0y)

133 Errr...umm...don't you need WiFi to get Netflix and Amazon?

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2016 10:25 PM (qUNWi)

134 Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2016 10:24 PM (EzgxV)


Somehow, I think the "security" concerns will mean no live debates!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2016 10:26 PM (wYnyS)

135 Posted by: torquewrench at July 19, 2016 10:18 PM (noWW6)

Interesting theory. I do not disputer the fact that Stalin intended to turn on Hitler- that marriage was a sham on both sides and they both knew it. One major factor though:

Stalin had just had a military leadership purge. I forget the exact numbers but this purge took almost the entire officer corps and even into the NCO's. If he had planned an immediate attack, he would not have done this, IMHO. He was evil, but not stupid.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 10:26 PM (3ZoRf)

136 I saw a heartbreaking documentary on Kaiser Wilhelm II. His English mother, daughter of Queen Victoria, married the son of Wilhelm I. The plan was that they and their heir would rule as good liberals and tame the wild Prussians. Unfortunately Wilhelm II was a breach birth and his arm was damaged in child birth. He was not perfect so his mother couldn't love him. He wrote heartbreaking letters to her as a child but she always rejected him other than to subject him to painful quack treatments. In the event, Willy I was long lived. Willy II's father, Kaiser Fredrick III, ruled only three months until dying of cancer. Willy II became Kaiser with essentially no experience with real life, no family support once his loving grandmother, Queen Vicki, died, a huge inferiority complex he covered up with haughty bluster, and he was an autocrat.

Thank God our president had a loving mother.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 10:26 PM (Nwg0u)

137 22 Blaming Germany for WWI is almost as fraught with peril 'round here as discussing the Civil War of Northern Aggression Between The States.
-------------

Because everyone know it's because Bush lied.

Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2016 10:26 PM (fWLrt)

138 117 So Milo is off teh Twitters for good, it seems.

http://tinyurl.com/zcnzlz5

His crime - being accused of directing "hate" towards Leslie Jones because he made the point that you have to have a thick skin in entertainment.

And it wasn't his fault that Ghostbusters (2016) sucked.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 19, 2016 10:23 PM (prj+/)

They really can't resist their fascist impulses.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:26 PM (0mRoj)

139 "Kitchen Nightmares. "



The ads always make him out an asshole. But, he is not. The guy see's obvious shit and calls it out. He's good with people.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:27 PM (zPLrP)

140 Yeah, about that.....first venue just cancelled, 'cause Security.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2016 10:24 PM (EzgxV)


It'd be hilarious if all the venues cancelled due to "security concerns" and Trump turned around and offered to host them at one of his buildings or casino.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 19, 2016 10:27 PM (fC9RO)

141 Hope the Trump children aren't advising him on Climate Change.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 19, 2016 10:27 PM (MNgU2)

142 The good news is, for those that remember previous discussions, his sister is leaving with the roommate departure.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 19, 2016 10:27 PM (YLidQ)

143 No statistic for the battle of the sexes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 10:22 PM


Statistically, women who are a little overweight live longer than the men who make comments about it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2016 10:27 PM (OF/aZ)

144 104
88 OK Horde, roomate is moving out and taking Comcast with him. I will
not give a dime to Comcast, Dish, DirectTv or Uverse. Fios is not yet
available. Any other suggestions for home internet only? Medium speed is
all I need.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 19, 2016 10:18 PM (YLidQ)



Splice off your neighbor's cable. Or hack his wifi.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (0mRoj)


For many laptops (broadcom chip, IIRC), if you "respond" to their transmission to their wifi with a particularly malformed answer, they'll barf up the wifi password in cleartext. You can then use this to log onto the wifi yourself.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2016 10:27 PM (EzgxV)

145
95 Is that $6k price still good for a Vietnamese wife? Asking for a friend.

===

Palpy to the white courtesy phone, please!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 19, 2016 10:27 PM (EZebt)

146 I'm thinking islams conquest from Europe to the Philippians might be the winner

It has only been going on for 1400+

Posted by: Jake at July 19, 2016 10:27 PM (SuOx5)

147 Anyhoo...you can go to our local library and get tons of DVDs.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2016 10:27 PM (qUNWi)

148 Just stopped in to say fuck Woody Guthrie, and by the way Pete Seeger too. Commie hobos.

Posted by: tubal at July 19, 2016 10:28 PM (d6TTt)

149 damn dust storm just showed up.......https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/755589634411814912

Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 19, 2016 10:28 PM (0O7c5)

150 128 Splice off your neighbor's cable. Or hack his wifi.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (0mRoj)

****
I just knew I should have also qualified it with "practical and legal" suggestions.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 19, 2016 10:24 PM (YLidQ)

I see. In that case, I got nothin'.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:28 PM (0mRoj)

151 this purge took almost the entire officer corps

-
He valued blind loyalty over competence.

Thank God our president isn't like that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 10:28 PM (Nwg0u)

152 The Ultimate Tool of White Supremacy (in the 3rd grade)? Brownies!

Brownies, the moist chocolaty treat, is now considered racist

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12075

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2016 10:28 PM (vBeA5)

153 133: oops, reading comprehension issue. He's looking for an new internet connection. If a TV is available, a good digital antenna is a very good idea.

Never mind.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2016 10:28 PM (nHAI5)

154 every one of these limpwristed suckers of cock on nbc should just sit around the desk and each suck on a bag of dicks. not an ounce of brains between them all.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 10:29 PM (ucDmr)

155 Thank God our president had a loving mother.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs

Every grown up in his life, with the exception of his grandparents, rejected him.

Had to take a hell of a toll on him and his development.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 19, 2016 10:29 PM (Jcrm4)

156 MWNP-

ISP's in Marietta area:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z7r6lx4

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 10:29 PM (mxCgt)

157 When I went to Bucco de Beppo, the hostess took us through the kitchen.

Very nice.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 19, 2016 10:29 PM (4+VII)

158 Errr...umm...don't you need WiFi to get Netflix and Amazon?
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2016 10:25 PM (qUNWi)

****

Eerr....uummm. No. They can be had via cellular data.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 19, 2016 10:29 PM (YLidQ)

159 Every grown up in his life, with the exception of his grandparents, rejected him.

Had to take a hell of a toll on him and his development.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 19, 2016 10:29 PM
...........Word.

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 19, 2016 10:29 PM (aZxzS)

160 88 OK Horde, roomate is moving out and taking Comcast with him. I will not give a dime to Comcast, Dish, DirectTv or Uverse. Fios is not yet available. Any other suggestions for home internet only? Medium speed is all I need.

i use earthlink dsl

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at July 19, 2016 10:30 PM (afweB)

161 Good night, horde. Be safe, be well. Thanks for the ONT, Maet. I love to read over the content on the way to work. Always a fun time and a great read.

Posted by: turambar at July 19, 2016 10:30 PM (ur33b)

162 "Anyhoo...you can go to our local library and get tons of DVDs."



Who does that? I got a 'puter right in front of me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:30 PM (zPLrP)

163 Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2016 10:28 PM (nHAI5)


But is there anything OTA worth watching?

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 19, 2016 10:30 PM (wYnyS)

164 157 When I went to Bucco de Beppo, the hostess took us through the kitchen.

Very nice.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 19, 2016 10:29 PM (4+VII)

Their lasagna is awesome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 10:30 PM (3ZoRf)

165 House of the Rising Sun, played by Doc and Richard Watson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zyv1eQzGzA

Better than the Animals version?

Posted by: Terrible, America, Terrible at July 19, 2016 10:30 PM (GyTPW)

166 131 Milo is off Twitter? He's the only reason I log in anymore.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread's Phone at July 19, 2016 10:25 PM (67teE)


He causes distress to the left wing speech police like few do.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 19, 2016 10:30 PM (H6376)

167 139 "Kitchen Nightmares. "



The ads always make him out an asshole. But, he is not. The guy see's obvious shit and calls it out. He's good with people.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:27 PM (zPLrP)

He definitely doesn't take any shit, and the vast majority of the time the people he dresses down desperately need it. And he can actually be very encouraging and compassionate with people.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:30 PM (0mRoj)

168 Voting for Boating ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/755463674538631168

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/755463837982208000

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/755463985428828160

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/755464138713866241

Posted by: kbdabear at July 19, 2016 10:31 PM (wMNxh)

169 Speaking of Islam - when the Muslims came out of Arabia they first attacked the Zoroastrian Persians.

They first demanded the Persians submit to Islam, and the Persian Emperor wrote a heck of a response - and you'll note Islam hasn't changed in 1400 years...

http://tinyurl.com/j25y5lw


You Arabs who have no regard for God's creatures, who mercilessly put people to the sword, who mistreat your women, who attack caravans and are highway robbers, who commit murder, who kidnap women and spouses; how dare you presume to teach us, who are above these evils, to worship God?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2016 10:31 PM (pibXr)

170 140
Yeah, about that.....first venue just cancelled, 'cause Security.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2016 10:24 PM (EzgxV)



It'd be hilarious if all the venues cancelled due to "security
concerns" and Trump turned around and offered to host them at one of his
buildings or casino.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 19, 2016 10:27 PM (fC9RO)


Yeah, baby!!! Classy AND yuge!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2016 10:31 PM (EzgxV)

171 So, about that ad. Can I specify like an age or something? Asking for my friend Roman.

Posted by: Woody Allen at July 19, 2016 10:31 PM (aZxzS)

172 Eerr....uummm. No. They can be had via cellular data.

It was an honest question.

No need for the snot.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2016 10:32 PM (qUNWi)

173 More Voting for Boating ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/755464300429475840

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/755464444772253696

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/755464606903132161

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/755464758573338625

Posted by: kbdabear at July 19, 2016 10:32 PM (wMNxh)

174 I just posted at Twitter:

Conservatives REALLY need to create their own megaplatforms and utterly, completely ban liberals from them. Period. #stopbeingvictims

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2016 10:32 PM (q7T0y)

175 "omcast, Dish, DirectTv or Uverse. Fios is not yet available. Any other suggestions for home internet only? Medium speed is all I need.

i use earthlink dsl"




More info. You've got EarthLink, no? What other connection do you want?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:32 PM (zPLrP)

176 get a good digital antenna for over the air TV.


An antenna is an antenna. No such thing as a "digital" antenna. The one your mom and dad used thirty years ago strapped to the chimney is better than most of the crap they're selling on late night TV. I have one in my attic and use Kodi for movies and sports. Also, when I go south, I can disconnect the Kodi, put it in my suitcase, and hook it up in the condo in Florida. From there I can watch my Detroit teams.

Posted by: Bill R. at July 19, 2016 10:33 PM (jKUeC)

177 wait,
a dude elected to the water board casually pipes off about being awarded the CMH?


riiiiight

Posted by: Jake at July 19, 2016 10:33 PM (SuOx5)

178 Huckleberry on Fox Bidness just said the wrong Donald Trump was nominated.

-
Hell, I didn't know there was a right one.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 10:33 PM (Nwg0u)

179 Yes. EarthLink is where you should buy your Internet service. All other services are Suppressive.

Posted by: Zombie L. Ron Hubbard at July 19, 2016 10:33 PM (iMxBJ)

180 just get apple tv or roku or amazon ...i think amazon has tv

Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 19, 2016 10:33 PM (0O7c5)

181 Cloth,

Other than some recurring odd sinus pressure and pain that comes and goes, I am doing well.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread's Phone at July 19, 2016 10:33 PM (67teE)

182 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2016 10:33 PM (T/cxb)

183 Can you get a Slovenian wife or are there only Vietnamese? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2016 10:33 PM (pUDQf)

184 Who does that? I got a 'puter right in front of me.

I think he doesn't have connection.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2016 10:33 PM (qUNWi)

185 San Fran -

Heh, the future empress is Saigon-born....

That said, obvious fake, that ad.

1) its the only english on a page of Vietnamese;
2) it doesn't mention the mandatory waiver you have to sign. Vietnamese girls are a little different. They can and will cut a bitch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 19, 2016 10:33 PM (E8LZg)

186 163 Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2016 10:28 PM (nHAI5)


But is there anything OTA worth watching?
Posted by: Hrothgar



Probably not. Some of those odd ball networks (MOVIES, THIS, MeTV, etc) are over the air digital.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2016 10:34 PM (nHAI5)

187 99 - even savages know you don't murder diplomats...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (pibXr)
---------------------------------
True.
But Obama and Hillary don't seem to think it's a big deal.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 19, 2016 10:34 PM (T/5A0)

188 That should be Cooth. Stupid autocontempt.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread's Phone at July 19, 2016 10:34 PM (67teE)

189 wait,
a dude elected to the water board casually pipes off about being awarded the CMH?


riiiiight
Posted by: Jake at July 19, 2016 10:33 PM (SuOx5)


I believe it. People are weird, and he's probably told a lot of other lies over the years.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 19, 2016 10:35 PM (fC9RO)

190 157
When I went to Bucco de Beppo, the hostess took us through the kitchen.

Very nice.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 19, 2016 10:29 PM (4+VII)


We recently went to Emeril's Delmonico's in Las Vegas, where we had dinner in a pod parked inside the kitchen. We not only could see our own meal prepared, but everyone else's in the restaurant. This was one of the most fun extravagant dining experiences we have ever had.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2016 10:35 PM (EzgxV)

191 The Ohio delegation have taken leave to go to their room and sulk.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 19, 2016 10:35 PM (H6376)

192 Heh, the future empress is Saigon-born....

That said, obvious fake, that ad.

1) its the only english on a page of Vietnamese;
2) it doesn't mention the mandatory waiver you have to sign. Vietnamese girls are a little different. They can and will cut a bitch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 19, 2016 10:33 PM
.........Damn!

Posted by: Woody Allen at July 19, 2016 10:36 PM (aZxzS)

193 It was an honest question.

No need for the snot.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2016 10:32 PM (qUNWi)

****

Not trying to wtart anything. The question seemed snotty, so I responded in kind. That is all.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 19, 2016 10:36 PM (YLidQ)

194 Evening morons

Woot woot ONT

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 19, 2016 10:36 PM (voOPb)

195 Loved the animals version, first song i ever knew by heart, then the Guthrie version has different verses, including an additional last verse.

Singing about going back to a brothel from a female point of view...Oh yeah, obviously...but singing from a male made the song so much more malevolent.

Well, not now, now its the same, wait, don't get me wrong, don't send me to the re-education...

Posted by: tripe_eater at July 19, 2016 10:37 PM (Qgyll)

196 I thought it was Doc Watson's son Merle who did House of the Rising Sun with him. I like that version. 3/4 time with a nice flatpicking bluesy feel.

Posted by: Seamus M. at July 19, 2016 10:37 PM (NeFrd)

197
Good evening, all.

My waitress-cousin also says not to get a lemon wedge in your water.

Posted by: iforgot at July 19, 2016 10:37 PM (5o5ek)

198 27 That chart is wrong. Everyone knows the Jews started all the wars.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 10:06 PM (Nwg0u)


Damn right!
And you will blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 19, 2016 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

199 I have an RCA Multi-Directional flat antenna that you plug into an outlet.

It gets the over-the-air HDTV channels quite well.

$30 retail.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 19, 2016 10:37 PM (4+VII)

200 I Always tell my wife, at my age, me love you short time.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2016 10:38 PM (aZxzS)

201 Posted by: Captain Whitebread's Phone at July 19, 2016 10:23 PM (67teE)
I'm glad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 19, 2016 10:38 PM (egOGm)

202
"Also, the Soviet Union really ought to be on that list of countries

responsible for World War 2. But they always get a pass because the

Germans turned on them."

There is reasonably reliable
evidence to the effect that Stalin intended to turn on Hitler first, and
had preparations well under way for a sneak attack, except that Hitler
learned of the plans and desperately pre-empted.

That explains rather neatly two aspects of the _Ostfront_:

(a)
How so much Soviet arms and material were destroyed so quickly by the
Germans. It has all been quietly forward-deployed into the western
military districts of the USSR in preparation for the surprise strike
toward Germany.

(b) Why the Germans had so much trouble
sustaining their rapid advances. Their legendary General Staff
mechanisms simply had not had time to plan out an eastern war with the
level of deliberation and precision which they would normally have
insisted upon in advance. Logistics were hence not up to standard.
Frontline units went unsupplied.


Posted by: torquewrench at July 19, 2016 10:18 PM (noWW6)








Not to mention the Stalinist purges of the Red Army officer corps in '38-39 rendered them totally incapable of properly managing the technical aspects of modern warfare. A state of affairs that was only reinforced by the Red Army's woeful performance in the Winter War, when the Finns kicked the shit out of them. I suspect that the Nazis saw that and just decided that Stalin was a paper tiger who just needed a firm push to topple over, so their own failings in preparation didn't matter so much.

Oops.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2016 10:38 PM (LuZz8)

203 Re the restaurant "never order" stuff: true.

I know by now *never* to order anchovies on a pizza, unless the place has a very quality reputation (i.e., probably has customers who order them all the time). If you order anchovies from Round Table and Dominos... the anchovies are likely to be older than you are.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2016 10:38 PM (q7T0y)

204 Wow, Ben Carson just linked hillary to lucifer through Saul Alinsky in prime time.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 19, 2016 10:39 PM (3Liv/)

205 dr carson........awesome

Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 19, 2016 10:39 PM (0O7c5)

206 Why isn't Chicago on the list?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2016 10:39 PM (aZxzS)

207
Don Jr. was awesome all right.

Posted by: iforgot at July 19, 2016 10:39 PM (5o5ek)

208 >>>The ads always make him out an asshole. But, he is not. The guy see's obvious shit and calls it out. He's good with people.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:27 PM (zPLrP)



He definitely doesn't take any shit, and the vast majority of the
time the people he dresses down desperately need it. And he can actually
be very encouraging and compassionate with people.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:30 PM (0mRoj)<<<




His worst blow-ups are when he sees something that's gonna hurt/kill someone. When restaurants are serving spoiled food, leaving prep near raw chicken, filthy walk-ins tainted with God knows what, he goes absolutely ballistic.

Posted by: Sal Monella at July 19, 2016 10:39 PM (H9MG5)

209 While on the subject of Obama's role models, does anyone else remember this gem?

http://tinyurl.com/86yk7ss

Obama's transgender prostitute nanny

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 19, 2016 10:39 PM (Jcrm4)

210 "Can you get a Slovenian wife or are there only Vietnamese? Asking for a friend. "



What are you talking about? I've been married for 30 years.

Posted by: alaBAMA's friend at July 19, 2016 10:40 PM (zPLrP)

211 I have an RCA Multi-Directional flat antenna that you plug into an outlet.

It gets the over-the-air HDTV channels quite well.

$30 retail.


I was using that too. Plenty o good channels.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2016 10:40 PM (qUNWi)

212 181
Cloth,



Other than some recurring odd sinus pressure and pain that comes and goes, I am doing well.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread's Phone at July 19, 2016 10:33 PM (67teE)


I had no doubts [you had mentioned road-trip -- and I don't expect people's trips to go sideways like Sherry @559 in prior thread] -- but peeps on the prior thread were wondering [including, now that I notice, Sherry].

Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2016 10:40 PM (EzgxV)

213 Who else is speaking after Carson?

Posted by: lindafell- TEXIT!! at July 19, 2016 10:41 PM (xVgrA)

214 210
"Can you get a Slovenian wife or are there only Vietnamese? Asking for a friend. "







What are you talking about? I've been married for 30 years.

Posted by: alaBAMA's friend at July 19, 2016 10:40 PM (zPLrP)

Dammit, Bob.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2016 10:41 PM (pUDQf)

215 It's always the same shit. Filthy kitchen. Filthy walk-in. Old food in the walk-in. Frozen food. Microwave ovens. Shitty menu.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 19, 2016 10:42 PM (4+VII)

216 >>>We recently went to Emeril's Delmonico's in Las Vegas, where we had dinner in a pod parked inside
the kitchen. We not only could see our own meal prepared, but everyone
else's in the restaurant. This was one of the most fun extravagant
dining experiences we have ever had.


Posted by: cthulhu at July 19, 2016 10:35 PM (EzgxV)<<<

That was a pot, not pod. I thought I was making calamari. BAM!

Posted by: Emeril at July 19, 2016 10:42 PM (H9MG5)

217 @73 They too invaded Poland, and Finland. As the Nazis rolled over Europe and bombed Britain, Stalin continued to ship the Germans food, ore, and other war materiel.
-------------------

And they strong-armed the Romanians with threat of invasion. Romania agreed to the demands, which caused Hungary and Bulgaria to decide that Romania was weak, and they could do the same. The Bulgarian demands were minor, but Hungary wanted Transylvania (which is pretty big)... and Germany and Italy hammered out a treaty that gave Hungary most of what it wanted.

So when Germany came around in 1941 looking for allies to help invade the USSR, Romania figured that it could -

1.) Get back the territories that the USSR had seized, and
2.) Be a good ally to Germany during the war, and after Germany won (because everyone knew that Germany would clean up the USSR, just as it did France), Hitler might agree to take another look at that treaty with Hungary and come to a more pro-Romanian position on it.

And while Hungary and Italy pulled all of their troops out of the Soviet Union following Stalingrad, Romania did not.

So, ironically, Uncle Joe's greed on the Romanian border likely provided Nazi Germany with its most reliable supporter (right up until the USSR reached the Romanian border - at which point, Romania defected to the Allies), and a huge source of the petroleum that Germany's military needed to operate.

Posted by: junior at July 19, 2016 10:42 PM (RN+xI)

218 Ben Carson. A very short but very very good speech. He's a fighter.

Posted by: Soona at July 19, 2016 10:42 PM (Fmupd)

219 More info. You've got EarthLink, no? What other connection do you want?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:32 PM (zPLrP)

****

Earthlink is my current email ISP via Mindspring. Looking for an ISP that is not the bigs for Internet only.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 19, 2016 10:42 PM (YLidQ)

220 >>> I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and stored in the freezer.
----
Most excellent insomniac
I'm so "borrowing" that

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 19, 2016 10:42 PM (voOPb)

221 152 The Ultimate Tool of White Supremacy (in the 3rd grade)? Brownies!

Brownies, the moist chocolaty treat, is now considered racist

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=12075
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2016 10:28 PM (vBeA5)

Jesus. We have literal thought/speech police. And what is with this apparent trend of schools calling the cops for every little insignificant fucking thing?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:43 PM (0mRoj)

222 I love how they're covering the code pinker up with a US flag, heh.

Posted by: lindafell- TEXIT!! at July 19, 2016 10:43 PM (xVgrA)

223 All that was missing was a mic drop, Mr. Carson.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2016 10:43 PM (pUDQf)

224 Dr. Carson is saying stuff tailored to make left wing elitists go batshit insane.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 19, 2016 10:43 PM (H6376)

225 make left wing elitists go batshit insane.

......

isn't that a redundancy?


Posted by: Jake at July 19, 2016 10:44 PM (SuOx5)

226 Heh....re the future empress, my angel. ..


She learned english in OK, of all places, so she has this accent - but only on some words and phrases - that makes her sound like a bit of a redneck. It's odd, but endearing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 19, 2016 10:44 PM (E8LZg)

227 Man, has Code Pink fallen on hard times or what? Only two so far.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2016 10:44 PM (pUDQf)

228 Your list is wrong. It left off the #1 offender. The Muslim conquest of India conservatively killed 80 million in the bloodiest jihad/genocide ever known.

Posted by: Luke at July 19, 2016 10:44 PM (v/YCI)

229 I told my waiter to bring me a salad and step on it.

Posted by: Lettuce Pray at July 19, 2016 10:45 PM (BO/km)

230 220 >>> I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and stored in the freezer.
----
Most excellent insomniac
I'm so "borrowing" that
Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 19, 2016 10:42 PM (voOPb)

Heh. Go right ahead, friend.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:45 PM (0mRoj)

231 Reading a historical fiction series about Genghis Kahn. Bloody bloody bloody.

Posted by: mullingthingsover at July 19, 2016 10:45 PM (CmpB+)

232 fuck tom blowchow. american asshole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 10:45 PM (ucDmr)

233 224 Dr. Carson is saying stuff tailored to make left wing elitists go batshit insane.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 19, 2016 10:43 PM (H6376)

Kind of a low bar.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:46 PM (0mRoj)

234 Hmmm, I have experienced white guilt after eating a half pan of brownies. Is it o.k. if I have blondies (which are like thick chocolate chip bar) instead or is that war on womenz? transnutries?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2016 10:46 PM (aZxzS)

235 This is turning into the "Fuck all this bullshit" convention.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 10:46 PM (3ZoRf)

236 The Woody Guthrie link in the original post didn't exist, but I found his version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX_bEDqxHFw

Leadbelly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5tOpyipNJs

Libby Holman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4ZGrlO7JU4

Dave Van Ronk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD0UQ5k7y7w

Bob Dylan recorded it on his first album, released in 1962. He apparently stole was influenced by Van Ronk's arrangement. I can't find the released version, but this is a similar outtake:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBMymBD7P84

I like Bob's version best, but I'm probably biased.


Listening to them all, I can't help wondering if the Animals were most influenced by Libby Holman's 1947 version. It seems as dramatic.


(And check out the comments to the Dave van Ronk link to find other old versions, which I haven't yet looked for.)

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2016 10:46 PM (sdi6R)

237 Ricardo - no kidding, why I drive past a half-dozen places to eat at home where I know the history of everything I eat ....

O-tay, Horde, final shot of the evening ....

To the Horde, long life and prosperity !
Confusion to our enemies !
*makes "toast" gesture*
*tosses back shot*

G'night everyone.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at July 19, 2016 10:46 PM (gUoN4)

238 Fast food joint, bar, restaurant, whatever, when I order a soft drink I always specify no ice because the ice is always cheaper than the liquid being sold.

Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2016 10:47 PM (iSIuq)

239 >>>Heh. Go right ahead, friend.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:45 PM (0mRoj)<<<

So are we.

Posted by: Amy Schumer and Melania's speechwriter at July 19, 2016 10:47 PM (H9MG5)

240 234 Hmmm, I have experienced white guilt after eating a half pan of brownies. Is it o.k. if I have blondies (which are like thick chocolate chip bar) instead or is that war on womenz? transnutries?
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2016 10:46 PM (aZxzS)

That makes you a sexist pig.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:47 PM (0mRoj)

241 Your list is wrong. It left off the #1 offender. The Muslim conquest of India conservatively killed 80 million in the bloodiest jihad/genocide ever known.
Posted by: Luke

Funny how Indians tend to forget the muslim conquest/occupation/apartheid that Britain ended when bitching about "imperialism."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at July 19, 2016 10:47 PM (lDrRt)

242 Rnc? Nope, TCM has the Eastwood spaghetti westerns on tonight

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 19, 2016 10:47 PM (voOPb)

243 234 Hmmm, I have experienced white guilt after eating a half pan of brownies. Is it o.k. if I have blondies (which are like thick chocolate chip bar) instead or is that war on womenz? transnutries?
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2016 10:46 PM (aZxzS)

Dammit, now I want to make cookies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 10:47 PM (3ZoRf)

244 225 & 233

Touche

Posted by: Reggie1971 at July 19, 2016 10:48 PM (H6376)

245 "I told my waiter to bring me a salad and step on it."



Well, he probably did.

Posted by: alaBAMA's friend at July 19, 2016 10:48 PM (zPLrP)

246 Sock, away!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:48 PM (zPLrP)

247 235 This is turning into the "Fuck all this bullshit" convention.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 10:46 PM (3ZoRf)

I'm fine with that.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:49 PM (0mRoj)

248 Milo is off Twitter? He's the only reason I log in anymore.
Posted by: Captain Whitbread's Phone at July 19, 2016 10:25 PM (67teE)


iowahawk

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 19, 2016 10:49 PM (dBmVV)

249 Hey, there's a minority on the stage. Pan around? What, minorities there too? Fuck, someone roll footage of water cannons from the 60's. And get Markos in here stat!

Posted by: MSNBC Control Room at July 19, 2016 10:50 PM (aZxzS)

250 "This is turning into the "Fuck all this bullshit" convention. "



*does the Holy Cross*


Your lips to God's ears. And I'm not even a Catholic.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:50 PM (zPLrP)

251 249 Hey, there's a minority on the stage. Pan around? What, minorities there too? Fuck, someone roll footage of water cannons from the 60's. And get Markos in here stat!
Posted by: MSNBC Control Room at July 19, 2016 10:50 PM (aZxzS)


It's OK. They aren't "authentic."

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:51 PM (0mRoj)

252 I doubt Hitler would have invaded Poland without the thumbs up from Uncle Joe. I'd say the Russkies were just as guilty of the war crime of waging aggressive war that we hanged a bunch of Krauts over.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 10:51 PM (Nwg0u)

253 This is turning into the "Fuck all this bullshit" convention.




Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 10:46 PM
...........Feature, not bug.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2016 10:51 PM (aZxzS)

254 So you're telling me the girl on the left is not available? Crap. She was probably a tranny anyway.

Posted by: Octiparan at July 19, 2016 10:52 PM (Qfjzc)

255 @83 There is reasonably reliable evidence to the effect that Stalin intended to turn on Hitler first, and had preparations well under way for a sneak attack, except that Hitler learned of the plans and desperately pre-empted.
--------------------------------

Doubtful.

Stalin did intend to turn on Hitler, but he wasn't ready for it at the time. For instance, the T-34, which was an amazing leap forward in tank technology, was just barely starting to roll off the assembly line. More than likely, Stalin's offensive was still a couple of years away.

Plus, Hitler had always intended to go after the Soviets. He viewed Communists as the natural enemy of his National Socialists. And while he had respect for the French and other Western Europeans, the Slavs of Eastern Europe were viewed as sub-humans, who were only fit to be exterminated in order to make more "living space" available for the citizens of Nazi Germany.

So, in the Summer of 1941, flush with the amazing success that he'd had the previous year in France (sometimes by overruling his generals), Hitler launched Operation Barbarossa.

And, truth be told, the Germans did have amazing success, after amazing success, after amazing success. But here's the thing - the USSR is a lot bigger than Western Europe (but keep in mind that it's significantly further from LA to NY than it is from London to Moscow...). And the road net in much of the USSR at the time was really, really bad. So not only were the Germans struggling with the size of the country (and they still almost reached Moscow), but they were also trying to send supplies over a really poor network of roads.

Posted by: junior at July 19, 2016 10:52 PM (RN+xI)

256 I *thought* that list looked familiar.

Posted by: Pixy and the Hamsters at July 19, 2016 10:52 PM (2yngH)

257 >>>I like Bob's version best, but I'm probably biased.
-------
Duh lol
Swear to god he could eat one of your cats & you be ok with it


Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 19, 2016 10:52 PM (voOPb)

258 254 So you're telling me the girl on the left is not available? Crap. She was probably a tranny anyway.
Posted by: Octiparan at July 19, 2016 10:52 PM (Qfjzc)

That's just sour balls. I mean grapes. Whatever.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:52 PM (0mRoj)

259 I'm still hoping we'll live to see the day when the candidate goes full Lord Humungus on stage at the convention.

Masks are off, except the steel hockey mask, of course.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 19, 2016 10:52 PM (E8LZg)

260 "Heh. Go right ahead, friend.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:45 PM (0mRoj)

So are we. "



Congrats on the girlfriend. I hope you kids make it work.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:53 PM (zPLrP)

261 " "turning into the "Fuck all this bullshit" convention"

I got no words for how okay I am with that.

and now really g'night

he said optimistically

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at July 19, 2016 10:53 PM (gUoN4)

262 Moslem conquest of India was the greatest bloodbath in history

===


records are there to be broken

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 19, 2016 10:54 PM (Cq0oW)

263 260 "Heh. Go right ahead, friend.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:45 PM (0mRoj)

So are we. "



Congrats on the girlfriend. I hope you kids make it work.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:53 PM (zPLrP)

*projectile vomits 20 feet*

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:54 PM (0mRoj)

264 Chris Mathews just tweeted that he got a tingle up his leg! But then later he admitted it was because his prostate massager was shorting out from all of his spittle.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2016 10:54 PM (aZxzS)

265 42 The Guthrie version is unavailable, but he was a commie cocksucker and I don't need to hear it to know Eric Burdon's version kicks his bolshie ass.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2016 10:09 PM (OkKDg)


Didn't he desert his wife and children in the middle of the depression? I wonder how she managed to feed the kids while he was riding the rails?
I guess you need socialism when baby daddies desert their children.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2016 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

266 Garry Marshall died...

Posted by: Phil at July 19, 2016 10:54 PM (wN8W9)

267 these clowns on nbc are twisting themselves in knots trying to diss everything that has been said. they are fucking delusional.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 10:55 PM (ucDmr)

268 Skipped the RNC shit, watching Cinderella Man with the future wife.

Life is good.

Posted by: thathalfrican - keeping people on their toes like they hate sittin' at July 19, 2016 10:55 PM (R5HRU)

269 265
Didn't he desert his wife and children in the middle of the depression? I wonder how she managed to feed the kids while he was riding the rails?
I guess you need socialism when baby daddies desert their children.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 19, 2016 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

But if they dessert their kids, no need for socialism, plus they have a nice after-dinner treat.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:56 PM (0mRoj)

270
Re the Woody Guthrie House of the Rising Sun:

"This video does not exist."

THANKS.

Anyway, I get a kick out of those matchy-matchy, buttoned down, Brylcreemed Animals singing the HELL out of that song. I love it.

Posted by: iforgot at July 19, 2016 10:56 PM (5o5ek)

271 268 Skipped the RNC shit, watching Cinderella Man with the future wife.

Life is good.
Posted by: thathalfrican - keeping people on their toes like they hate sittin' at July 19, 2016 10:55 PM (R5HRU)


Good movie. Don't care much for Renee Zellweger but it's still a good flick overall

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:57 PM (0mRoj)

272 Milo got banned from twitter again and the #nevertrumps are gloating.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2016 10:57 PM (iQIUe)

273 There is reasonably reliable evidence to the effect that Stalin intended to turn on Hitler first, and had preparations well under way for a sneak attack, except that Hitler learned of the plans and desperately pre-empted.

-
Adolph hit him back first.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 10:57 PM (Nwg0u)

274 Muslim dude got no applause.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2016 10:57 PM (6IPEM)

275 266; who gives a fuck? prolly a leftist asshole. anyway, we all got to go sometime.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 10:57 PM (ucDmr)

276 kimberlin brown did a great job

Posted by: phoenixgirl you must fight for independence EVERYDAY at July 19, 2016 10:57 PM (0O7c5)

277 268 Skipped the RNC shit, watching Cinderella Man with the future wife.

Life is good.
Posted by: thathalfrican - keeping people on their toes like they hate sittin' at July 19, 2016

Put her to bed and watch what you want

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2016 10:57 PM (voOPb)

278 The actress avocado farmer lady was on fire. Now Muslims for trump on. This is..... Different

Posted by: Jen the original at July 19, 2016 10:58 PM (YGGU4)

279 Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:57 PM (0mRoj)

I love the movie, get's me all choked up.

Posted by: thathalfrican - keeping people on their toes like they hate sittin' at July 19, 2016 10:58 PM (R5HRU)

280 15 to 65 million? That's quite a spread. Can that be narrowed down at all?

Posted by: JohnJ at July 19, 2016 10:58 PM (FKHWN)

281 -Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 10:55 PM (ucDmr)

You are assigned to cartoons and comedies for a week, sir! ...lol. If your heart blows out and I didn't say something, I'd be remiss.

Posted by: "Doc" Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 19, 2016 10:58 PM (6gk0M)

282 Posted by: junior at July 19, 2016 10:52 PM (RN+xI)

Add to this staging the attack two-three months later than planned due to the Italians in Yugoslavia, and you have a Barbarossa that did not start well, often did not play to the German strengths, and weather from hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 10:58 PM (3ZoRf)

283 "*projectile vomits 20 feet*"


Well, women will do that to you. I suggest a heavy liquor store, of course out of place and sight. In the shop. Welding box. Ya know, someplace she would never venture.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 10:58 PM (zPLrP)

284 Someone should have told the Muslim speaker to get rid of the bow tie.

Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2016 10:59 PM (6IPEM)

285 Yep, Twitter perma-banned Milo for criticizing a Ghostbusters actress.

You know, Milo is a huge Trump supporter. If Trump were elected, Twitter could technically be vulnerable to anti-trust laws based on its format.

Posted by: Brisco_County at July 19, 2016 10:59 PM (fmr8p)

286 Muslim Americans for Trump?? How many followers does her have?

Posted by: IC at July 19, 2016 10:59 PM (KTFfX)

287 "Unconventional pizza toppings or menu items seem to be a popular concern among the employed."

Don't know about other stores, at our pizza place we make sure to keep the toppings fresh and stored correctly. All of them.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 10:59 PM (w+Jhj)

288 Gasping attempt at trying to tell us islam is a religion of peace.

Oh, and convention adjourned until tomorrow evening.

Posted by: Soona at July 19, 2016 11:00 PM (Fmupd)

289 Obama's transgender prostitute nanny

Wow. He just didn't have a prayer at being normal, did he?

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2016 11:00 PM (ANVXm)

290 I actually put a lot of blame for WWI on the U.S. Britain, and France. Yeah, I know Germany started it. But everybody else was ganging up on them. Build the Navy. Grow. Prosper. Get strong. Sit tight. Be nice.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 19, 2016 10:07 PM (4+VII)




The blame goes all around for the clusterfark that got WWI started. The French wanted to get back at the Germans for the Franco-Prussian War and figured they couldn't do it on their own. A lot of inept politicians and leaders making the worst decisions.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2016 11:00 PM (GILMl)

291 But if they dessert their kids, no need for socialism, plus they have a nice after-dinner treat.
Posted by: Insomniac

Our Chinese buyers say they're better in savory dishes.

Posted by: Planned Infanticide-America's #1 Baby ChopShop at July 19, 2016 11:00 PM (lDrRt)

292 279 Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:57 PM (0mRoj)

I love the movie, get's me all choked up.
Posted by: thathalfrican - keeping people on their toes like they hate sittin' at July 19, 2016 10:58 PM (R5HRU)

Every red blooded American loves a good movie about beating the odds through hard work and grit.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 11:00 PM (0mRoj)

293 Of course, Iowahawk. But how long until they come after him, too?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread's Phone at July 19, 2016 11:01 PM (67teE)

294 "watching Cinderella Man with the future wife. "





Do it up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 11:01 PM (zPLrP)

295 "Obama's transgender prostitute nanny"

Dreams from my Fathmother.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2016 11:01 PM (aZxzS)

296 Slap, I thought I was watching cartoons. I saw that turtle from when I was a kid.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 11:01 PM (ucDmr)

297 My granddaddy fought in WWI, and he figured that would be about the end of warfare, if we knew what was good for us.

====

I've a great grandfather who fought in that one. machine gunner. I've seen one picture of him in his pointy stahlhelm and greatcoat, little pipe. he was old, i think, even then, but hard to tell with b/w pics sometimes. they were from Danzig so presumably eastern front?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 19, 2016 11:01 PM (Cq0oW)

298 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2016 10:57 PM (voOPb)

Ouch! Haha

Posted by: thathalfrican - keeping people on their toes like they hate sittin' at July 19, 2016 11:01 PM (R5HRU)

299 Obama's transgender prostitute nanny

Wow. He just didn't have a prayer at being normal, did he?
Posted by: t-bird

I always thought that was internet bullshit, but it was covered by regular news outlets like USA Today and the NYDN, etc.



Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 19, 2016 11:01 PM (Jcrm4)

300 186 163 Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2016 10:28 PM (nHAI5)


But is there anything OTA worth watching?
Posted by: Hrothgar


Probably not. Some of those odd ball networks (MOVIES, THIS, MeTV, etc) are over the air digital.

i cut the cord in december currently watching sg1 on comet antenna tv is also good grit is good plusall local stations in a bit i'll hit torrents for counting cars which played a new episode tonight if you are up early 4 am to 9 am lots of classic comedy burns and allen jack benny gomer pyle mchale etc... plus classic carson from early 70;s

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at July 19, 2016 11:02 PM (afweB)

301 the T-34, which was an amazing leap forward in tank technology, was just barely starting to roll off the assembly line.

-
The Il-2 Sturmovich ground attack plane, that Uncle Joe said was as necessary to the army as air and bread, was just coming on line when Hitler struck.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 11:02 PM (Nwg0u)

302 "Slap, I thought I was watching cartoons. I saw that turtle from when I was a kid."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 11:01 PM (ucDmr)

*HAH!*

'Cept he's not as funny.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 19, 2016 11:02 PM (6gk0M)

303 257
Swear to god he could eat one of your cats & you be ok with it

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 19, 2016 10:52 PM (voOPb)


I could prolly spot him one.

Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2016 11:02 PM (sdi6R)

304 Ohhh, Pixy Misa!

You left off one on that chart.

This war killed 25% of the world's population.

Started by Cain.
Victim... Abel

Posted by: ArthurK at July 19, 2016 11:03 PM (h53OH)

305 Anonasaurus - the term is 'anticipatory retaliation'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 19, 2016 11:03 PM (E8LZg)

306 So does Malta also have access to 6,000 brides too? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 19, 2016 11:03 PM (aZxzS)

307 Asheville, cool! Where's your parlor, I'll drop by if I'm ever in town. :-)

In the meantime, Richard Grenell reported at Twitter that BuzzFeed's RNC afterparty is... deserted. I responded, that's not surprising; I wouldn't put it past BF to put cyanide in the punch.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2016 11:03 PM (q7T0y)

308 Is that $6k price still good for a Vietnamese wife? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Weasel at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (Sfs6o)



If she ran away in one year get another one FREE! You can't beat that kind of a deal

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2016 11:03 PM (GILMl)

309 226--- Heh....re the future empress, my angel. ..
She learned english in OK, of all places, so she has this accent - but only on some words and phrases - that makes her sound like a bit of a redneck. It's odd, but endearing.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 19, 2016 10:44 PM
----------------------------
Ha!
Sounds a bit like my Taiwanese SIL.
She did take English in school but really learned to speak it when she met my brother, who speaks with a Spanish accent. Chispanic!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 19, 2016 11:03 PM (T/5A0)

310 Welding box !

Right arm !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at July 19, 2016 11:03 PM (gUoN4)

311 "Of course, Iowahawk. But how long until they come after him, too?"
-Posted by: Captain Whitebread's Phone at July 19, 2016 11:01 PM (67teE)

He's too cagey and witty.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 19, 2016 11:03 PM (6gk0M)

312 Queen mad at Trump for his using "We Are the Champions"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 19, 2016 11:04 PM (IqV8l)

313
I doubt Hitler would have invaded Poland without the
thumbs up from Uncle Joe. I'd say the Russkies were just as guilty of
the war crime of waging aggressive war that we hanged a bunch of Krauts
over.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 10:51 PM (Nwg0u)








Yeah, the Russian commies were aggressively expansionist from the moment they took over in Oct 1917. Conspiring with the Nazis to tear Poland apart was revenge for getting their ass kicked when they invaded Poland in the early 1920s.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2016 11:04 PM (LuZz8)

314 I watched the first episode of "Stranger Things" on Netflix. Seems interesting so far.

I watch every tv show now expecting a left hook, that it does tend to limit my enjoyment of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 11:04 PM (3ZoRf)

315 "Obama's transgender prostitute nanny"

Dreams from my Fathmother.

-
Mary Poppykins.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 11:04 PM (Nwg0u)

316
Muslim Americans for Trump?? How many followers does her have?///

Probably less than the muslim lone wolves that will drive the masses to vote for him.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 19, 2016 11:05 PM (mRvs9)

317 Tribe finally wins in K.C.

Party at Napoli's!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 19, 2016 11:05 PM (6gk0M)

318 "the T-34, which was an amazing leap forward in tank technology, was just barely starting to roll off the assembly line.

-
The Il-2 Sturmovich ground attack plane, that Uncle Joe said was as necessary to the army as air and bread, was just coming on line when Hitler struck."



Both right. The T-34 was a marvelous tank. The IL-2 was a Stuka trumper. The Russians had another tank the T-2 that could have also beaten the German Panzers and Tigers if the T hadn't been there, but.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 11:06 PM (zPLrP)

319 Slap, not funy but, a fucking clown none the less. Chairwoman Mao is on my tv now. My life sucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 11:06 PM (ucDmr)

320 Queen mad at Trump for his using "We Are the Champions"

As long as the campaign payed the public performance fees Queen can count their money and STFU.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2016 11:06 PM (T/cxb)

321 SLIIIIME IN THE ICE MACHINE!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2016 11:07 PM (6FqZa)

322 @320 As long as the campaign payed the public performance fees Queen can count their money and STFU.
-----------------

Pretty much.

Every four years, one or more bands object to the Republicans using the band's music at the convention.

Tough.

If the band wanted to have a say in who could use their music, then they shouldn't have handed the rights off to someone else.

Posted by: junior at July 19, 2016 11:08 PM (RN+xI)

323 While on the subject of Obama's role models, does anyone else remember this gem?

http://tinyurl.com/86yk7ss

Obama's transgender prostitute nanny

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 19, 2016 10:39 PM (Jcrm4)




Barry is gayer than a Liberace pajama party. He needs to just come out of the closet already

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2016 11:08 PM (GILMl)

324 Both right. The T-34 was a marvelous tank. The IL-2 was a Stuka trumper. The Russians had another tank the T-2 that could have also beaten the German Panzers and Tigers if the T hadn't been there, but.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 11:06 PM (zPLrP)

You talking about the heavy KV-1 and 2 tanks?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 11:08 PM (3ZoRf)

325 "Asheville, cool! Where's your parlor, I'll drop by if I'm ever in town. :-)


Posted by: qdpsteve"

Just plain 'ol PJ's. But we got good people working there that don't put up with BS.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:08 PM (w+Jhj)

326 The French wanted to get back at the Germans for the Franco-Prussian War and figured they couldn't do it on their own.

-
I'm still waiting for a chance to get back at the Romans for the Punic Wars.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 11:08 PM (Nwg0u)

327 Queen mad at Trump for his using "We Are the Champions"

As long as the campaign payed the public performance fees Queen can count their money and STFU.

Posted by: Blanco Basura

It has long been an irritant to me that the GOP rolls over whenever some artist throws a fit over using the music.

Show some spine and fight back!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 19, 2016 11:09 PM (Jcrm4)

328 312 Queen mad at Trump for his using "We Are the Champions"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 19, 2016 11:04 PM (IqV8l)

==========
Screw them. They licensed their music and Trump bought a license. If they dont like it -- tough.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2016 11:09 PM (iQIUe)

329 "You talking about the heavy KV-1 and 2 tanks?



Posted by: Aetius451AD"

And then the JS-2 monster that came out later on.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:09 PM (w+Jhj)

330 "Welding box !

Right arm !"




Be it wood or metal, the box on the welding truck or trailer that holds all the supplies. Rods, clamps, spare parts.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 11:09 PM (zPLrP)

331 I'm still waiting for a chance to get back at the Romans for the Punic Wars.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 11:08 PM (Nwg0u)



What have the Romans ever done for us?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2016 11:09 PM (GILMl)

332 320 Queen mad at Trump for his using "We Are the Champions"

As long as the campaign payed the public performance fees Queen can count their money and STFU.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2016 11:06 PM (T/cxb)

^This. You want direct control over who uses your music, don't sign on with BMI or ASCAP.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 11:10 PM (0mRoj)

333 "Slap, not funy but, a fucking clown none the less. Chairwoman Mao is on my tv now. My life sucks."
-Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 11:06 PM (ucDmr)

If you're not going to follow your doctor's advice, I'll just ship you to the Indian guy who mumbles in incoherent Hindi!

Posted by: "Doc" Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 19, 2016 11:10 PM (6gk0M)

334 If the band wanted to have a say in who could use their music, then they shouldn't have handed the rights off to someone else.

Someone here once suggested that the best way to stop this whining about someone the band doesn't like using their music was to then ask the band to refund the fees. If they band didn't, they'd have to shut up. If the band did, thank them very publicly for their generous donation to the campaign.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2016 11:10 PM (T/cxb)

335 Queen mad at Trump for his using "We Are the Champions"



As long as the campaign payed the public performance fees Queen can count their money and STFU.



Posted by: Blanco Basura




It's just posturing for the libtard crowd. They'll still cash the check.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 19, 2016 11:10 PM (GUBah)

336 Queen mad at Trump for his using "We Are the Champions"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 19, 2016 11:04 PM (IqV8l)



Really? I haven't heard a thing from Freddie Mercury

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2016 11:10 PM (GILMl)

337 "You talking about the heavy KV-1 and 2 tanks? "



You kicked my ass. The KV-1.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 11:11 PM (zPLrP)

338 Just wanted to report that I went to a Trump Rally on Monday with a friend who wanted to see Milo speak. The crowd was medium sized, energetic, but polite. There was only a single protestor in sight, and she was pretty disengaged. I'm going to see Milo at a book signing tomorrow on my alma mater's campus, the CWRU Barnes and Noble. Any other horde members planning on attending?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 19, 2016 11:11 PM (kumBu)

339 Queen mad at Trump for his using "We Are the Champions"

I swear I read that and thought, "Go to hell, Hillary, what do you care?" My deciphering circuits are now adjusted.

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2016 11:11 PM (w/iDp)

340 I'm out for the night, y'all take care.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 19, 2016 11:11 PM (GUBah)

341 Is that $6k price still good for a Vietnamese wife? Asking for a friend.

I've heard of a slightly used one, but you better be a tall Italian.

And I have no idea why.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2016 11:11 PM (ry34m)

342 Really? I haven't heard a thing from Freddie Mercury
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Dead Zoroastrians For Trump!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 19, 2016 11:12 PM (Jcrm4)

343 We got back home after 3.5 days and the cats were sitting at the door with a big "WTF have YOU been!" look on their faces...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:12 PM (w+Jhj)

344
322
@320 As long as the campaign payed the public performance fees Queen can count their money and STFU.

-----------------



Pretty much.



Every four years, one or more bands object to the Republicans using the band's music at the convention.



Tough.



If the band wanted to have a say in who could use their music, then they shouldn't have handed the rights off to someone else.



Posted by: junior at July 19, 2016 11:08 PM (RN+xI)







Yup. That's what they get for licensing the song to ASCAP. Suck it, Limey.

Even better is that this isn't the first time Brian May got all publicly butt-hurt about Trump using Queen songs during rallies. Happened a few months ago as well.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2016 11:12 PM (LuZz8)

345 The great thing about the Vietnamese wives is with two you get egg roll.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2016 11:12 PM (4ErVI)

346 G'Night, Country Singer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 19, 2016 11:12 PM (6gk0M)

347 I saw illinidiva on twitter gloating. Remember her? The fake conservative?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2016 11:12 PM (iQIUe)

348 T-34 !
Shturmovik !

If not for these two
(and a hella-tonnage of Lend-Lease, not to mention Operation Overlord and so on ....)(and let's not forget the Wheatcutter, the Soviet version of the A-10 ...)

it would be kinda like Hunter Thompson said, decades ago, huffing ether on an upper level of the Circus-Circus:
"This is what the whole world would look like on Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at July 19, 2016 11:13 PM (gUoN4)

349 An Lushan's rebellion was really, REALLY bad from what I've read about it. Not only was the death toll horrendous, but it crippled the Tang dynasty and incidentally ensured there'd be no counterweight to Islam in Central Asia.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2016 11:13 PM (6FqZa)

350 Asheville Robert - Still there? Tried to say 'Hello' last night, but Pixy didn't like my posts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:13 PM (oFSUK)

351 "This war killed 25% of the world's population.

Started by Cain.
Victim... Abel

Posted by: ArthurK at July 19, 2016 11:03 PM (h53OH) "

Wouldn't it be 20%? Seth was there too, wasn't he? And there had to be some women at some point for all that begetting to happen.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 19, 2016 11:14 PM (kumBu)

352 You kicked my ass. The KV-1.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 11:11 PM (zPLrP)

No fault there, man. The German variations and designs are even worse. Across pretty much every single type of unit that could be produced- they made about 10 different models and had 50 variations for each.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 11:14 PM (3ZoRf)

353 Queen mad at Trump for his using "We Are the Champions"



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 19, 2016 11:04 PM (IqV8l)







Really? I haven't heard a thing from Freddie Mercury

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2016 11:10 PM (GILMl)

His lawyers held a seance.

Posted by: Methos, AoSHQ commenter since 2006, now apperently nonvoting democrat at July 19, 2016 11:14 PM (3Liv/)

354 Hi Hammer. Yeah, I saw that later on that Pixy was eating your posts. Got that fixed I assume?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:14 PM (w+Jhj)

355 150 128 Splice off your neighbor's cable. Or hack his wifi.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2016 10:20 PM (0mRoj)

****
I just knew I should have also qualified it with "practical and legal" suggestions.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 19, 2016 10:24 PM (YLidQ)

Bwahahahahha! What a sap! hic!

Posted by: Cankles at July 19, 2016 11:15 PM (0EFmY)

356 "it would be kinda like Hunter Thompson said, decades ago, huffing ether on an upper level of the Circus-Circus:
"This is what the whole world would look like on Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at July 19, 2016 11:13 PM (gUoN4) "

To be fair, being at Circus-Circus is not totally unlike being in a hellish alternate universe. And only ether would make their rooms tolerable.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 19, 2016 11:15 PM (kumBu)

357 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:13 PM (oFSUK)

Are you using Epic? Your hashes look like mine often do.

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2016 11:15 PM (eeTCA)

358

Hi Hammer. Yeah, I saw that later on that Pixy was eating your posts. Got that fixed I assume?


Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:14 PM (w+Jhj)







Stop smearing 'em with peanut butter. Hamsters love peanut butter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2016 11:16 PM (LuZz8)

359 Queen mad at Trump for his using "We Are the Champions"

-
I did not know Elizabeth II was head banger.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 11:16 PM (Nwg0u)

360
Wouldn't it be 20%? Seth was there too, wasn't he? And there had to be some women at some point for all that begetting to happen

====

nah
Cain and Abel were Reptoids.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 19, 2016 11:16 PM (Cq0oW)

361 My latest dash cam video is on youtube. The first clip is funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLQal5J5yYI


Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:16 PM (w+Jhj)

362 Brian May is one of the most overrated muscians in the history of rock. Fuck his candy ass. Pussy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 11:17 PM (ucDmr)

363 Hi Hammer. Yeah, I saw that later on that Pixy was eating your posts. Got that fixed I assume?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
----------------

Had to find another back door.

Anyhow... did you see that Bothwell has denounced Hillary? I was a little surprised, but do not really believe him. He's likely to be the first one in line at the polls to pull her lever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:17 PM (oFSUK)

364 Speaking of the Ostfront, I remember my dad telling me that his dad (my grandfather - natch.) was thrilled when he learned about Barbarossa. He was very pleased with the blood letting between the 2 countries. This always puzzled me as a kid because we are mainly of German stock and I knew we had relatives in East Prussia.

It wasn't later I learned he was an Army medic that was gassed in WW I and did occupation duty in Germany where he learned to hate the Germans.

We never did learn the fate of our relatives after the red army overran the area.

Posted by: Octiparan at July 19, 2016 11:17 PM (Qfjzc)

365 Watching the CSPAN people calling in it seems like Tiffany really made an impression.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2016 11:17 PM (4ErVI)

366 Luntz's Duntzes loved Don Jr. (he was very good... way better than his dad)

Think he should run for office.

Great. In maybe 4-8 years well have Trump Jr. running against Cankles Jr. (because you just know she can't resist).

Posted by: SMOD, take me away at July 19, 2016 11:18 PM (H9MG5)

367 with ya on that, broseidon

and now, fr'real, gnight.
.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at July 19, 2016 11:18 PM (gUoN4)

368 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:12 PM (w+Jhj)
At least they were looking at you. Mine are mad when I go out of town. Hell, they sit and stare at the door when I go outside now. One gives up rather quickly, the other one will wait there for me for hours. Kind of like a dog.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 19, 2016 11:18 PM (egOGm)

369 16 WWI, 15 to 65 million dead. Gave themselves a bit of wiggle room there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 10:02 PM (Nwg0u)

I'll say. Even if the latter number includes all the flu deaths - a difference of 50 million?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 19, 2016 11:18 PM (P8951)

370 348 T-34 !
Shturmovik !

If not for these two
(and a hella-tonnage of Lend-Lease, not to mention Operation Overlord and so on ....)(and let's not forget the Wheatcutter, the Soviet version of the A-10 ...)

it would be kinda like Hunter Thompson said, decades ago, huffing ether on an upper level of the Circus-Circus:
"This is what the whole world would look like on Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war."
Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at July 19, 2016 11:13 PM (gUoN4)

Not only that. Barbarossa is one of the scariest cases of "If only" that you can play in world history.

If they had attacked at the beginning of summer...

If they had been equipped for a winter campaign....

If they had used all of the people who were pissed off at the Soviets, instead of letting the political untis go crazy...

If, the Hitler had not constantly wanted to fight big set engagements on the Soviet terms instead of following the field commander's wishes and playing the German strengths (mobility)...

If Russia falls, that is one whole hell of a lot of manpower that would have been freed up to make the game on the western front a whole new ball game.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 11:18 PM (3ZoRf)

371 Seth's definitely the Jan Brady of Genesis.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 19, 2016 11:18 PM (kumBu)

372 Queen mad at Trump

Dam Straight I am!,

Posted by: Barry O,Shemp,Anderson Cooper at July 19, 2016 11:18 PM (mRvs9)

373 "Anyhow... did you see that Bothwell has denounced
Hillary? I was a little surprised, but do not really believe him. He's
likely to be the first one in line at the polls to pull her lever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Yeah, I saw that just before we left on vacation. I'd give a 70/30 chance that he will vote for her anyway.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:19 PM (w+Jhj)

374 Slap, saw him at the casino the other night. Poser.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 11:19 PM (ucDmr)

375 Eric Burdon was born an old soul...

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2016 11:19 PM (8WVNP)

376 343 We got back home after 3.5 days and the cats were sitting at the door with a big "WTF have YOU been!" look on their faces...
=======

There will be repercussions.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert's Kittehs at July 19, 2016 11:20 PM (EZebt)

377 >>>Watching the CSPAN people calling in it seems like Tiffany really made an impression.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2016 11:17 PM (4ErVI)<<<

Screw her...


... oh, you meant Trump. Nevermind.

Posted by: Debbie Gibson at July 19, 2016 11:20 PM (H9MG5)

378 So - I won't be retiring at 65 but that's OK because I'll probably be dead due to war by that time.

Yeah, not the cheeriest ONT I've ever seen.

But the kittehs are nice.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 19, 2016 11:20 PM (P8951)

379 Queen mad at Trump

Dam Straight I am!,
Posted by: Barry O,Shemp,Anderson Cooper

Oh, butch up sister.

Posted by: Zombie Paul Lynde at July 19, 2016 11:20 PM (lDrRt)

380 "At least they were looking at you. Mine are mad when
I go out of town. Hell, they sit and stare at the door when I go
outside now. One gives up rather quickly, the other one will wait there
for me for hours. Kind of like a dog.

Posted by: CaliGirl"

I had a cat (sadly now, passed away) that would wait for me in the exact same spot every day for me to get home from work. When I'd drive up she'd stand up, stretch, then come running over to me.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:21 PM (w+Jhj)

381 284 Someone should have told the Muslim speaker to get rid of the bow tie.
Posted by: L, Elle at July 19, 2016 10:59 PM (6IPEM)

Its the Nation of Islam look, dontcha know?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2016 11:21 PM (voOPb)

382 AshevilleRobert,

You work at a local pizza joint? Asheville Pizza, All souls?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at July 19, 2016 11:21 PM (BS8yt)

383 "Across pretty much every single type of unit that could be produced- they made about 10 different models and had 50 variations for each. "



They did go wild. A fascinating study I find is the variations on tank destroyers they went into. Old Check, Polish, early German chassis that they re-did and up-gunned. Marders. Sturms.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 11:21 PM (zPLrP)

384 "You talking about the heavy KV-1 and 2 tanks? "



You kicked my ass. The KV-1.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****

I just learned about the Russian T-35. It had more than one turret.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 19, 2016 11:21 PM (hVdx9)

385 ouch, @christoofar215: "@twitter decided to throw the gay off the roof"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2016 11:22 PM (6FqZa)

386 But the kittehs are nice.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 19, 2016 11:20 PM (P8951)

But they aren't very filling

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2016 11:22 PM (voOPb)

387 I once had a kitty that shit in the bathtub anytime I was away for a couple of nights. It was punishment for abandoning her.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 19, 2016 11:22 PM (P8951)

388 MisHum was it spinning?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 11:22 PM (ucDmr)

389
Luntz's Duntzes loved Don Jr. (he was very good... way better than his dad)

Think he should run for office.
--------------------

I lefty-lurked. Rachel Maddow also praised him to the skies and everyone thinks he'll run someday. I don't. I simply think he's a good speaker.

Posted by: iforgot at July 19, 2016 11:22 PM (5o5ek)

390 @352 You kicked my ass. The KV-1.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 11:11 PM (zPLrP)

No fault there, man. The German variations and designs are even worse. Across pretty much every single type of unit that could be produced- they made about 10 different models and had 50 variations for each.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 19, 2016 11:14 PM (3ZoRf)

---------------------------------

The German problem was that they never had enough equipment to go around, particularly when they started scrambling in late 1941 to find something that could deal with the T-34 (since it was all but immune to just about everything that they had readily available outside of 88s.). So they came up with a ton of ideas that - frequently - got needed guns on any available chassis.

The resultant mess was a nightmare for the logistical departments, but it made life somewhat easier for the troops on the front lines.

Note that the US started to drift this way toward the end of the war with the multiple Sherman variants. There were multiple hulls, with three different guns spread across the hulls (though not all of the hulls got all of the guns), and Jumbos thrown in to boot. Plus the new suspension system.

So, you ended up with designations such as M4A3E8(76) - aka 'Easy Eight'.

Posted by: junior at July 19, 2016 11:22 PM (RN+xI)

391 F Queen: if The DOnald payed for the rights, they can just STFU.

because you *know* they cashed the check

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2016 11:23 PM (8WVNP)

392 Now, Mpemba Effect. This is the take-away from the conclusion of the paper: Hot water will freeze before cold water, under identical conditions only if the colder sample supercools, and has a lower spontaneous freezing temperature than the hotter sample, and by several degrees (a little over 5C is about what is typical).

You have to define things very carefully. What you mean by "freezing" (do you mean the first formation of ice crystals, when the sample is frozen solid, or something in between).

It turns out the true Mpemba Effect is not likely going to happen with most sources of tap water.

There is what the author considers a faux Mpemba Effect. Hot water placed on a frost bed inside a freezer will melt some of the frost, then "stick" and create a much better thermal conductance between the hot water container and the environment.

He reproduces that effect under controlled conditions, then rejects this by definition as not "everything being equal". This faux Mpemba Effect is likely what most people who think they see this are observing.

The true Mpemba Effect is when you have a sample that is the same as far as the thermal conductance and all that. Everything is the same except for the water sample, and the temperature.

To do this, he goes to a lot of trouble. As you would expect, the colder temperature sample always goes to 0C faster than the higher temperature sample.

The differences that give rise to the true Mpemba Effect are in the supercooling properties of the sample.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 19, 2016 11:23 PM (DW+jj)

393 (and a hella-tonnage of Lend-Lease, not to mention Operation Overlord and so on ....)(and let's not forget the Wheatcutter, the Soviet version of the A-10 ...)


The Wheatcutter? What's that?

Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2016 11:23 PM (7qAYi)

394 "There will be repercussions."

Hey, I been treating them good since we got back. Tuna every night, treats, scratches whenever they want.

And we were pleasantly surprised that there were no "presents" left anywhere in the house for us when we got back.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:25 PM (w+Jhj)

395 DT Jr. giving a great speech..
Posted by: other at July 19, 2016 10:17 PM

I got willowed on the last thread, but said I'd rather vote for Don Jr. than his Dad.

That said I'd vote for DT anyday over the Crooked Hillary.

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2016 11:25 PM (o/90i)

396
The Wheatcutter? What's that?

Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2016 11:23 PM (7qAYi)







I think that's slang for the Il-2, which in fact was one of the major inspirations for the A-10.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2016 11:25 PM (LuZz8)

397 Worked at an upscale beach club; dining room/show room, lounge and piano bar. Drifting through the kitchen one would see freshly caught fish swimming in sinks.

Posted by: gNewt...don't like Ryan..better call Paul at July 19, 2016 10:21 PM (a/9Wy)


Well, at least you know they haven't begun to spoil.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2016 11:26 PM (GSdpU)

398 319 Slap, not funy but, a fucking clown none the less. Chairwoman Mao is on my tv now. My life sucks.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 11:06 PM (ucDmr)

Shoot the set, you'll feel better

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2016 11:26 PM (voOPb)

399 The Wheatcutter? What's that?

Did you mean Wadcutter?

Posted by: .45 cal at July 19, 2016 11:26 PM (mRvs9)

400 Milo looked fine before. I don't why the hell he decided he wants to look like Billy Idol.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 19, 2016 11:26 PM (P8951)

401 "The Wheatcutter? What's that?"




That would have to an Su-25. Not nearly the effective gun, but, pretty effective otherwise.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 11:27 PM (zPLrP)

402 "statistical due dates" are statistical doo .doo

It's no different from a sports announcer claiming that because batter X has hit .333, he's "due" to hit this time at bat.

Recall the Gambler's Admonition: "the cards have no memory".

Posted by: Noam Sayen at July 19, 2016 11:27 PM (ytAAT)

403 363---Anyhow... did you see that Bothwell has denounced Hillary? I was a little surprised, but do not really believe him. He's likely to be the first one in line at the polls to pull her lever.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:17
---------------
Bothwell, biographer of Thamuel Johnson?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 19, 2016 11:27 PM (T/5A0)

404 I know I'm dealing with stolen valor when some dude tells me 'I was a storekeeper in the Navy but most of the time I was a sniper with Marine Recon.' I say 'Oh. Really? I bet you saw a lot of action, didn't you? Can you talk about it?'
Eromero, what showed up for muster always and never went over the hill for 22 years, 21 years of which I enjoyed.

Posted by: Eromero at July 19, 2016 11:27 PM (zLDYs)

405 @384 I just learned about the Russian T-35. It had more than one turret.
-----------------

A lot of tanks designed in the inter-war period had multiple turrets, though the T-35 took the cake as it was essentially a tank designed like a warship.

But then the fighting actually started, and tank designers discovered that it was much better to mount a single large gun as opposed to multiple small ones. The only multi-gun tank that really had much of an effect on the war was the US M3. And that's probably because of its solid armor (at the time of its introduction, it gave the German tanks fits), and the fact that the twin gun design was more of an emergency expedient (the US didn't have a turret that could mount the M3's 75mm gun, so the 75mm gun went into the hull while the turret got a 37mm gun instead), as opposed to something that a tank designer thought would be a really good idea.

Posted by: junior at July 19, 2016 11:28 PM (RN+xI)

406 "AshevilleRobert,



You work at a local pizza joint? Asheville Pizza, All souls?

Posted by: Make America Great Again"

I have a second job delivering for PJ's to make enough money to pay for fucking insurance that doubled in cost due to TFG. My first job is software engineer.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:28 PM (w+Jhj)

407 Asheville, I promise I won't cause any trouble. ;-)

And re Queen: it's practically expected now on the part of rock musicians to throw a tantrum every single fucking time any Repub anywhere uses 0.02 seconds of their music. I'm to the point where I say, these campaigns should literally just publicly say "fuck you, you licensed it, we're using it" back.

I'm also all but convinced that the Rock-and-Roll Hall of Fame most likely bitched and screamed when they saw the RNC used the image of a guitar in their logo for the convention, as if the HoF *owns* all of rock music and its images. These people are that deluded and hateful.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2016 11:28 PM (q7T0y)

408 Queen is mad? Aww....

Posted by: reason at July 19, 2016 11:28 PM (nKoz8)

409 Shoot the set, you'll feel better
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 19, 2016 11:26 PM (voOPb)

Elvis did it and he had less of a reason to shoot the TV than we do. With only 3 channels there were fewer asshats on the air then.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 19, 2016 11:29 PM (P8951)

410 My latest dash cam video is on youtube. The first clip is funny.

Sort of skimmed that. What is it with assholes who think they have a divine right to cruise in the left lane?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2016 11:29 PM (T/cxb)

411 MisHum: watching Tom Milbourne now, life is good. Like a giant bag of frozen weiners.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 11:30 PM (ucDmr)

412 Lana Trump (Eric Trumps wife) is well spoken and hot.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 19, 2016 11:30 PM (mRvs9)

413 Who wants to bet that ever since he heard Milo got banned at Twitter an hour ago, Chuckles Johnson can't stop masturbating?? :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2016 11:30 PM (q7T0y)

414 the two biggest force multipliers we gave Stalin were radios Studebaker trucks.

they'd still be trying to free Moscow without those.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2016 11:31 PM (8WVNP)

415 Who wants to bet that ever since he heard Milo got banned at Twitter an hour ago, Chuckles Johnson can't stop masturbating?? :-P

Sucker bet, Chuckles never stops wanking.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2016 11:31 PM (T/cxb)

416 Fuck Lara Trump.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 19, 2016 11:31 PM (mRvs9)

417
"And re Queen: it's practically expected now on the part of rock musicians to throw a tantrum every single fucking time any Repub anywhere uses 0.02 seconds of their music. I'm to the point where I say, these campaigns should literally just publicly say "fuck you, you licensed it, we're using it" back."

Exactly. It's just more sanctimonous virtue signaling.

Just think, back in the day, kids like me associated rock with rebellion and freedom. They're almost all good little statists.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 19, 2016 11:31 PM (P8951)

418 Donna, that made me laugh my ass off. Thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 11:31 PM (ucDmr)

419 My latest dash cam video is on youtube. The first clip is funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLQal5J5yYI
-----------

Doooood... slow down when there's standing water on the road.

Anyhow, I recognized a lot of landmarks.

Interesting bit of beam-crossing occurs near the end of your video. The Rover (or whatever it is) uses modulated LED's for daytime driving lights. The frame rate of your camera beats with the modulation rate of the LED's making them seem to blink.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:32 PM (oFSUK)

420 "Sort of skimmed that. What is it with assholes who think they have a divine right to cruise in the left lane?

Posted by: Blanco Basura"

I still can't figure out why that girl in the first clip just suddenly decided to dart out into the intersection. She'd already come to a full stop at the red light. A little bell must have gone off in her head or something.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:33 PM (w+Jhj)

421 As Jay mentioned, heating water will almost always *lower* the spontaneous freezing temperature. It doesn't have to always, but it will most of the time. So, heated water from your water heater is likely going to supercool more than the water from the cold side.

In fact, this is the reason for the observed phenomenon of hot water pipes bursting more than cold. They supercool more, but when the finally freeze, they do it rapidly, causing a much greater expansion shock to the pipe.

Here's another interesting thing. Most "water in the wild", the water that you get, is gonna supercool pretty good (to -10C give or take a few degrees) before it starts freezing. He found that "vigorous shaking" of samples before the freezing measurement can change that temperature, greatly. In most samples, shaking lowered the temp, but in a few it raised it greatly.

So, get a sample with a spontaneous freezing temp of a little over 5C of another, and you can get the former to freeze first when it heated to 100C, vs a "cold sample" that starts out itself somewhat supercooled, a little below 0C.

This guy, a physicist did years of research on this in his spare time and published in 2010.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 19, 2016 11:33 PM (DW+jj)

422 Asheville,
It's really green where you live. It's pretty.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 19, 2016 11:33 PM (egOGm)

423 And there had to be some women at some point for all that begetting to happen.


Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 19, 2016 11:14 PM (kumBu

Cain went to the land of Nod and took a wife.

You can look it up.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly matters at July 19, 2016 11:34 PM (3myMJ)

424 A lot of tanks designed in the inter-war period had
multiple turrets, though the T-35 took the cake as it was essentially a
tank designed like a warship.



But then the fighting actually started, and tank designers
discovered that it was much better to mount a single large gun as
opposed to multiple small ones. The only multi-gun tank that really had
much of an effect on the war was the US M3. And that's probably
because of its solid armor (at the time of its introduction, it gave the
German tanks fits), and the fact that the twin gun design was more of
an emergency expedient (the US didn't have a turret that could mount the
M3's 75mm gun, so the 75mm gun went into the hull while the turret got a
37mm gun instead), as opposed to something that a tank designer thought
would be a really good idea.





Posted by: junior at July 19, 2016 11:28 PM


Worse than the multiple turrets that could not be co ordinated, was that the T-35 was meant to be a heavy tank. It was... too heavy and long for it's drive system, but... it's armour was quite poor. The wash up was that it could do no job well. Too slow and heavy to use as a medium, too weakly armoured to serve as a heavy, eeven in the infantry support role.

Posted by: otho at July 19, 2016 11:34 PM (EWg9n)

425 Just think, back in the day, kids like me associated rock with rebellion and freedom. They're almost all good little statists.

We are the fascists my friends
And we'll keep on whining till the end
We are the fascists
We are the fascists
No time for freedom
'Cause we are the fascists, that whine like little girls

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2016 11:34 PM (T/cxb)

426 Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 19, 2016 11:22 PM (P8951)
She showed you. Cats are funny creatures.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 19, 2016 11:34 PM (egOGm)

427 I still can't figure out why that girl in the first clip just suddenly decided to dart out into the intersection. She'd already come to a full stop at the red light. A little bell must have gone off in her head or something.

Maybe she was just ready to go after finishing a text.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2016 11:35 PM (T/cxb)

428 "Doooood... slow down when there's standing water on the road.



Anyhow, I recognized a lot of landmarks.



Interesting bit of beam-crossing occurs near the end of your video.
The Rover (or whatever it is) uses modulated LED's for daytime driving
lights. The frame rate of your camera beats with the modulation rate of
the LED's making them seem to blink.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

I was doing 30. Should have stayed in the left lane. The storm drain there is plugged up.

They blink the lights to make them dimmer. You can't see it with naked eye but on camera they strobe like that.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:35 PM (w+Jhj)

429 Asheville,

It's really green where you live. It's pretty
---
it's also humid as hell

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2016 11:35 PM (8WVNP)

430 Blanco, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2016 11:35 PM (q7T0y)

431 I have a second job delivering for PJ's to make enough money to pay for fucking insurance that doubled in cost due to TFG. My first job is software engineer.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:28 PM (w+Jhj)

_____________

We get PJ's from the South Asheville location, though I live so close I just get carry out.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at July 19, 2016 11:36 PM (BS8yt)

432 A great steampunky Russkie tank from WWI, the Tsar Tank. Scroll down far enough to understand the scale.

http://www.g1886.com/netopyr-three-wheel-tsar-tank/

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 11:36 PM (Nwg0u)

433 "Maybe she was just ready to go after finishing a text.

Posted by: Blanco Basura"

Could be. Like that other clip in the video of the woman sitting 5 car lengths back from a green light while I honk twice at her.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:37 PM (w+Jhj)

434 You work at a local pizza joint? Asheville Pizza, All souls?
Posted by: Make America Great Again
------------

Hmf. I live about a mile, maybe less, from Merrimon Ave. A'ville Pizza.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:37 PM (oFSUK)

435 Cain went to the land of Nod and took a wife.



You can look it up.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly matters at July 19, 2016 11:34 PM (3myMJ)


Inken was the best man, and Blinken was the caterer.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2016 11:37 PM (ry34m)

436 Cain went to the land of Nod and took a wife.

You can look it up.


Homo Erectus? Seriously. The first humans didn't exist in a vacuum.

Unless you're a literalist.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2016 11:37 PM (qUNWi)

437 I have a feeling Freddie Mercury would have liked Trump.

Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2016 11:37 PM (7qAYi)

438 And that's probably
because of its solid armor (at the time of its introduction, it gave the
German tanks fits)
---
except for the riveted versions, where the heads would pop off and fly around the crew compartment.

and the ones hit by 88s, of course.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2016 11:38 PM (8WVNP)

439 It'd be hilarious if all the venues cancelled due to "security concerns" and Trump turned around and offered to host them at one of his buildings or casino.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 19, 2016 10:27 PM (fC9RO)


Welcome to the 2016 Presidential Debate and gun show, at the Arizona State Fairgrounds, in Phoenix, Az! We have no security problems here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2016 11:38 PM (GSdpU)

440 I have a feeling Freddie Mercury would have liked Trump.

He'd have loved Milo. Literally if he could.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2016 11:38 PM (T/cxb)

441 Re Cain, "The Good Book of Human Nature" argues that Genesis is about the transition from hunting-gathering to agriculture. The authors call the Bible "humanity's diary".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2016 11:38 PM (6FqZa)

442 Are you using Epic? Your hashes look like mine often do.
Posted by: t-bird
------------

Yeppers. There have been times when myself and MisHum have had the same hash, at the same time. Weird.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:39 PM (oFSUK)

443 What about all the wars that idiot Bush started how many millions of solders were killed because he lied !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 19, 2016 11:39 PM (Fbj4h)

444
"Sort of skimmed that. What is it with assholes who think they have a divine right to cruise in the left lane?



Posted by: Blanco Basura"








That's one thing that surprised me when I moved to TX. After decades of dodging the shitty drivers in SoCal, it was a relief to share the road with TX drivers, who seem to have their shit together. The one exception to that rule is the VERY common Texas habit of driving slow in the fast lane.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2016 11:40 PM (LuZz8)

445 "Asheville,

It's really green where you live. It's pretty.

Posted by: CaliGirl"

One of my co-workers visited from our Scottsdale office. He said it was so green it "hurt his eyes".

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:40 PM (w+Jhj)

446 "A lot of tanks designed in the inter-war period had
multiple turrets, though the T-35 took the cake as it was essentially a
tank designed like a warship. "


It was a function of WW1. Many still thought the tank was an infantry support vehicle. The Germans (as well as Patton and MacArthur to a degree) realized it an offensive fist to bust through lines and clear the way for the infantry.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 11:40 PM (zPLrP)

447 This site looks fun
http://www.tanks-encyclopedia.com/

Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2016 11:40 PM (7qAYi)

448 Josephistan, agreed re Mercury and Trump.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2016 11:40 PM (q7T0y)

449 Well Mary, I have plenty of solder left in my shop if you need any.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 11:41 PM (ucDmr)

450 Armored trains beat tanks for diesel punk cool.

Zaamuretz, bitches.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 19, 2016 11:41 PM (E8LZg)

451
Homo Erectus? Seriously. The first humans didn't exist in a vacuum

====

then you're proposing Cain was part of a differing species from, i guess, cro magnon Seth and after.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 19, 2016 11:42 PM (Cq0oW)

452 Just stopped in to say fuck Woody Guthrie, and by the way Pete Seeger too. Commie hobos.

Posted by: tubal at July 19, 2016 10:28 PM (d6TTt)


Woody had some memorable songs. Pete Seeger managed to be more annoying.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2016 11:42 PM (GSdpU)

453 What about all the wars that idiot Bush started how many millions of solders were killed because he lied !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!///

Were they ROHS compliant and lead free?

Posted by: Willy J. at July 19, 2016 11:42 PM (mRvs9)

454 Man.. look how young Eric Burdon and the Animals are!

That's one of my favorite songs to sing.. but, damn.. it's usually the last one of the night!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2016 11:43 PM (UpGcq)

455 "We get PJ's from the South Asheville location, though I live so close I just get carry out.

Posted by: Make America Great Again"

I've delivered to places so close to our location that I could hit their house with a golf ball and using a 5 iron. Literally right across the street.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:43 PM (w+Jhj)

456 Bothwell, biographer of Thamuel Johnson?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
--------------------

I was told there would no Book Thread discussion on the ONT.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:43 PM (oFSUK)

457 then you're proposing Cain was part of a differing species from, i guess, cro magnon Seth and after.

Cain sure acted like a Neanderthal.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2016 11:43 PM (T/cxb)

458 Re Cain, "The Good Book of Human Nature" argues that
Genesis is about the transition from hunting-gathering to agriculture.
The authors call the Bible "humanity's diary".
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2016 11:38 PM (6FqZa)


Well, there is that theory that the Habiru inhabiting the wastes inland of the Canaanites coming down out of the hills in the vacuum after the 1170's BC collapse of the Eastern Med societies with the invasion of the sea-peoples and the end of the Bronze trade routes.

It is fun to run that around in my head with thoughts about the excavations Aren Maeir is doing at Gath

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2016 11:43 PM (ry34m)

459 With 40 - 50 million dead babies the American left is pressing the Chinese Communists pretty hard for that top spot on the slaught-o-meter.

Posted by: An Observation at July 19, 2016 11:44 PM (eBCmX)

460 then you're proposing Cain was part of a differing species from, i guess, cro magnon Seth and after.

No...I'm saying his wife was Homo Erectus.

"Cain went to the land of Nod and took a wife.

You can look it up. "

Who were these people in the "Land of Nod"?

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2016 11:45 PM (qUNWi)

461 One of my co-workers visited from our Scottsdale office. He said it was so green it "hurt his eyes".
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
------------

My neighbors from Colorado complain of feeling claustrophobia because of all of the trees.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:46 PM (oFSUK)

462 "That's one thing that surprised me when I moved to TX. After decades of dodging the shitty drivers in SoCal, it was a relief to share the road with TX drivers, who seem to have their shit together. The one exception to that rule is the VERY common Texas habit of driving slow in the fast lane. "



Where's the damn fire?


No, seriously. Yes. Driving down the Interstate you have to dodge in and out. Speed limit is 70-75-85 and yet you'll find somebody doing 60mph in the left lane. You pass them on the right and they are just "clueless."




Yeah, I know.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 11:46 PM (zPLrP)

463
hehheheh eh heheh... "homo erectus".... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at July 19, 2016 11:46 PM (EWg9n)

464 442 Are you using Epic? Your hashes look like mine often do.
Posted by: t-bird
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Yeppers. There have been times when myself and MisHum have had the same hash, at the same time. Weird.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:39 PM (oFSUK)

I got lucky & got unbanned

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 19, 2016 11:46 PM (voOPb)

465 Who were these people in the "Land of Nod"?
Posted by: eleven
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Mostly refugees of Ur and Uz.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:46 PM (oFSUK)

466 Re: Milo

I think Twitter needs to get off the fence and ban everyone who is not a lefty.

And then we can all sit back, see what happens when there are only lefties left in a community, and say "I effing told you do."

Nobody will learn anything, but it will be mildly amusing to see twitter go the way of MySpace.

Does Twitter permaban people who want conservatives to be raped? Nah. Do they permaban people who threaten to gas gays (contextually conservative gays)? Nah.

P.S. The latter was the supposed "victim" of Milo.

They are such fucking felony hypocrites, it's like they're wearing giant flashing neon signs that say "HYPOCRITE."

Left-wingers habitually threaten people they don't like. Historically, left-wingers have killed hundreds of millions whom they disliked.

Ask me again why I need "a gun like that."

But because ten of them in a row threaten me and don't kill me, history is called off-limits because they
re "just joking."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 19, 2016 11:46 PM (wB8Tg)

467 OK Horde, roomate is moving out and taking Comcast with him. I will not give a dime to Comcast, Dish, DirectTv or Uverse. Fios is not yet available. Any other suggestions for home internet only? Medium speed is all I need.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 19, 2016 10:18 PM (YLidQ)


If only medium speed is all you need, then maybe using your cell phone as a hot spot? Depends on your plan, of course, and the type of cellular data network you have access to...

Posted by: Average Guy at July 19, 2016 11:47 PM (LMcFk)

468 Cain sure acted like a Neanderthal

===

sure sure

who are the giants then? also: how'd the giants survive the flood?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 19, 2016 11:47 PM (Cq0oW)

469 Are they planning a Buy One Get One sale on guaranteed Vietnamese Virgins anytime soon?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 19, 2016 11:47 PM (ECJ+C)

470 Woodie Guthrie and Pete Seeger were homeless. talentless, commie fuckin hobos. They are not folk heroes. Damn shame their boxcar never derailed. Their music sucks ass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 11:47 PM (ucDmr)

471 Mostly refugees of Ur and Uz.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc.
--------------

No one actually knows where Uz was.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:47 PM (oFSUK)

472 I love being surrounded by trees.

Except for when they fall down.

That's not very likable.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2016 11:47 PM (qUNWi)

473 Who were these people in the "Land of Nod"?

====

Noddites.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 19, 2016 11:48 PM (Cq0oW)

474
Woody had some memorable songs. Pete Seeger managed to be more annoying.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2016 11:42 PM (GSdpU)








Woody was polite enough to die relatively young.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2016 11:48 PM (LuZz8)

475 Hah! I hope Trump not only continues to use Queen's music but adds Springsteen, Mellencamp, etc out of sheer spite. Fuck em'.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2016 11:48 PM (WxUoq)

476 I always liked the girls with a healthy ass. This Kardasian ass is fucked up. Yeah I'd bang it but never marry it. It's like the fat chick moped joke.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 19, 2016 11:49 PM (mRvs9)

477 who are the giants then? also: how'd the giants survive the flood?

Well, they were pretty tall. Maybe the water only came up to their necks?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2016 11:49 PM (T/cxb)

478 " What about all the wars that idiot Bush started how many millions of solders were killed because he lied !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"





Mary, walk over to the utility room drawer. Open it. You see the hammer? Pick it up.

Hit yourself in the held with it.

Talk to you in the morning.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 11:49 PM (zPLrP)

479 Uz was Viet Nam.

Cain got a second wife after the first ran away.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 19, 2016 11:49 PM (Cq0oW)

480 I got lucky & got unbanned
Posted by: Mis. Hum
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Go ahead, rub it in.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:50 PM (oFSUK)

481
Heh, the future empress is Saigon-born....

That said, obvious fake, that ad.

1) its the only english on a page of Vietnamese;
2) it doesn't mention the mandatory waiver you have to sign. Vietnamese girls are a little different. They can and will cut a bitch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 19, 2016 10:33 PM (E8LZg)


Friend of mine has a Vietnamese wife. And owns a house in Saigon. She is pretty cute, I have talked to her on Skype. They have a young child, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2016 11:50 PM (GSdpU)

482 Goodnight, if you guys have a meet up in Asheville, let me know.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at July 19, 2016 11:50 PM (BS8yt)

483 There where hominids that were large compared to Homo Sapiens.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2016 11:50 PM (qUNWi)

484 Check the mug shots on WZ of the 13 BLM activists arrested for blocking traffic. All but one look melanin deprived.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 11:51 PM (Nwg0u)

485 A quick check shows 13 million abortions in china in 2008, plus 10 million abortifacient drugs doses sold.

Odds are they're ahead in that game as well.

The actual non-war government murder totals for Communist China are probably *at least* double the number in the chart above, not counting abortions. They really got rid of the plebes wholesale.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 19, 2016 11:51 PM (wB8Tg)

486

who are the giants then? also: how'd the giants survive the flood?
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 19, 2016 11:47 PM (Cq0oW)

Because they were so tall their heads stayed above water.

Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2016 11:52 PM (7qAYi)

487
462
"That's one thing that surprised me when I moved to TX. After decades of
dodging the shitty drivers in SoCal, it was a relief to share the road
with TX drivers, who seem to have their shit together. The one exception
to that rule is the VERY common Texas habit of driving slow in the fast
lane. "







Where's the damn fire?





No, seriously. Yes. Driving down the Interstate you have to dodge
in and out. Speed limit is 70-75-85 and yet you'll find somebody doing
60mph in the left lane. You pass them on the right and they are just
"clueless."









Yeah, I know.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 11:46 PM (zPLrP)







What makes it even more annoying is that there's signs all over Texas saying that the left lane is ONLY for passing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2016 11:52 PM (LuZz8)

488 Obozo is a species of his own, homo non-sapiens.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 11:52 PM (Nwg0u)

489 I don't know why I used "plebe" there, but they killed a lot of them, too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 19, 2016 11:52 PM (wB8Tg)

490 Yeppers. There have been times when myself and MisHum have had the same hash, at the same time. Weird.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
------------------
Hmmmmm.
Has anyone ever seen these two in the same room at the same time?

Posted by: Chi at July 19, 2016 11:52 PM (r0gP7)

491 In TX, the notion of "slow traffic keep right" often means tractors, front-losders, or 70's Fords with 50 wooden pallets in the truck bed, unsecured.

Posted by: reason at July 19, 2016 11:53 PM (nKoz8)

492
who are the giants then? also: how'd the giants survive the flood?

And what about the unicorns?

Posted by: Irish Rovers at July 19, 2016 11:53 PM (IqV8l)

493 Woodie Guthrie and Pete Seeger were homeless. talentless, commie fuckin hobos. They are not folk heroes. Damn shame their boxcar never derailed. Their music sucks ass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 11:47 PM

OK, just us what you really feel!

LOL, good to see you here.

Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2016 11:54 PM (o/90i)

494 Mike Hammer (oFSUK)


I'm not sayin.......

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2016 11:54 PM (qUNWi)

495 "Where did Cain get his wife?" is an age old question. It stumps a lot. It played a big part in the famous Scopes Monkey Trial. It stumped William Jennings Bryan.

It's a big deal. The answer, near as I can figure, by those who take things very literally, is the Cain had to marry a sister. But hey, isn't that incest, a big sin? The answer to that is no, it wasn't at the time, that prohibition came later.

Well, isn't inbreeding bad (it is over successive generations)? Well, Adam and Eve were less genetically "corrupt" since they were originally a perfect creation, so brother-sister incest didn't screw up. The genetic problems came later.

That is what they seem to come up with.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 19, 2016 11:54 PM (DW+jj)

496
Because they were so tall their heads stayed above water

===

well, victors write the history. but they were there after the flood, so something is evidently missing.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 19, 2016 11:55 PM (Cq0oW)

497 Problem is you have to pass everybody when you're doing 90, so you just stay in the left lane until you have to get back over to pass the idiot who is only doing 75. See? And, TEXIT!

Posted by: Eromero at July 19, 2016 11:55 PM (zLDYs)

498 "What makes it even more annoying is that there's signs all over Texas saying that the left lane is ONLY for passing."


Oh, there are.

Did I miss something? When you move here.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2016 11:55 PM (zPLrP)

499 And what about the unicorns?

===

that's just silly

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 19, 2016 11:56 PM (Cq0oW)

500 Woodie Guthrie and Pete Seeger were homeless. talentless, commie fuckin hobos. They are not folk heroes. Damn shame their boxcar never derailed. Their music sucks ass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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I was kinda expecting the post to be socked by Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Chi at July 19, 2016 11:56 PM (r0gP7)

501 That said, obvious fake, that ad.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 19, 2016 10:33 PM (E8LZg)


I like the part where you get a new wife for free if the one you originally get runs away. Totes believable.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 19, 2016 11:56 PM (+9XV1)

502
who are the giants then?

-
I suspect the evidence of the giants was fossilized bones of the dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals. I think that's where a bunch of the Greek myths came from as well.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 11:56 PM (Nwg0u)

503 The last unicorns got harnessed by the Skittles factory, where they are forcefed rainbows under the watchful glare of watchpuppies.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 19, 2016 11:56 PM (6FqZa)

504 Bedtime for me as well. Have fun ya'll.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2016 11:57 PM (w+Jhj)

505 A quick check shows 13 million abortions in china in 2008, plus 10 million abortifacient drugs doses sold.
///

A Highlight of my life is my 2 daughters never thought about aborting any of my 5 grandchildren. Even though those kids have cost them a whole lot of comfort.

Posted by: Willy J. at July 19, 2016 11:57 PM (mRvs9)

506 Mike Hammer (oFSUK)


I'm not sayin.......


Posted by: eleven
--------

That guy is my smarter alter ego. He has a short memory, however.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:57 PM (oFSUK)

507 The last unicorns got harnessed by the Skittles factory, where they are forcefed rainbows under the watchful glare of watchpuppies.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Is it true that the president has Skittles crammed up his, uh, rectum so that he can crap rainbows??

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2016 11:58 PM (q7T0y)

508 Giants figure in various forms in the UFO/ancient aliens/Annunaki stuff. Big time, in various forms. You wouldn't believe what's out there.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 19, 2016 11:58 PM (DW+jj)

509 "Where did Cain get his wife?"

-
Vietnamese mail order?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 19, 2016 11:58 PM (Nwg0u)

510 Wait..., WTH? My hash has changed while I've been connected.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:58 PM (oFSUK)

511
who are the giants then?

They live in hiding as Yeti or Sasquatches.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 19, 2016 11:59 PM (IqV8l)

512 Hasta, AR.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 20, 2016 12:00 AM (zPLrP)

513
I suspect the evidence of the giants was fossilized bones of the dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals. I think that's where a bunch of the Greek myths came from as well.

====

*shrugs*

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 20, 2016 12:00 AM (Cq0oW)

514 In TX, the notion of "slow traffic keep right" often means tractors, front-losders, or 70's Fords with 50 wooden pallets in the truck bed, unsecured.

I drove through Texas in '92 for Spring Break. I was very impressed how people were quick to move over for faster traffic. Being young, every traffic was slower traffic.

Then, Dallas at rush hour. It was the automotive equivalent to High Noon in Dodge City. Or it least it seemed that way to my 22 year old, (then) small town self in my '79 Monte Carlo that the mechanic said would never make it (it did).

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 20, 2016 12:00 AM (KRwzj)

515 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:58 PM (oFSUK)

Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 10:22 PM (mxCgt)

----------------

It's like magic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 20, 2016 12:00 AM (oFSUK)

516 I was going to say at least Arlo Guthrie had a good song or two, but then I realized I've never liked "Alice's Restaurant" that much and "City of New Orleans" is a Steve Goodman song, and I like Goodman's version much better.

Night, horde...

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 20, 2016 12:00 AM (P8951)

517
You know, Milo is a huge Trump supporter. If Trump were elected, Twitter could technically be vulnerable to anti-trust laws based on its format.

Posted by: Brisco_County at July 19, 2016 10:59 PM (fmr8p)


One tax audit for Zuckerberg, coming right up!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 12:00 AM (GSdpU)

518

So you get banned from twitter if you say nasty things to people you don't like?


Seems reasonable.

Posted by: Lucky Ray Banned at July 20, 2016 12:01 AM (o+lQ8)

519 477 who are the giants then? also: how'd the giants survive the flood?
Well, they were pretty tall. Maybe the water only came up to their necks?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 19, 2016 11:49 PM (T/cxb)


There's a number of novels that can be called "antediluvian fiction" that deals with these sorts of questions, sons of God mating with sons of men to create big-ass giants, what a pre-Flood earth would be like, etc. Come to think of it, this might be a good book thread topic.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 20, 2016 12:01 AM (+9XV1)

520 annunaki? i dont follow sorry

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 20, 2016 12:01 AM (Cq0oW)

521 Except for when they fall down.

I'm not drunk, you're drunk!

Posted by: Quickbeam on a fermented maple syrup bender at July 20, 2016 12:02 AM (RCDrX)

522 I have found Texas drivers to be among the most courteous in the country.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 20, 2016 12:02 AM (Jcrm4)

523 I suspect the evidence of the giants was fossilized bones of the dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals. I think that's where a bunch of the Greek myths came from as well.
------------
*ahem*

Posted by: Piltdown Man at July 20, 2016 12:02 AM (oFSUK)

524 "The Anunnaki are a group of deities in ancient Mesopotamian cultures"

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 12:03 AM (qUNWi)

525 "Where did Cain get his wife?"

He married one of his sisters.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 20, 2016 12:03 AM (+9XV1)

526 I have found Texas drivers to be among the most courteous in the country.

El Paso can be pretty scary. But then I suspect many drivers there didn't learn in Texas.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 20, 2016 12:03 AM (T/cxb)

527 He married one of his sisters.
Posted by: OregonMuse

He was from West Virginia?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 20, 2016 12:03 AM (Jcrm4)

528 My latest dash cam video is on youtube. The first clip is funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLQal5J5yYI




Posted by: AshevilleRobert
****

Similar to AZ.
We also have our share of "traffic cops" here in AZ. They don't swerve at you tho. They just try to keep you from passing then slow back down when you are blocked.

Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at July 20, 2016 12:04 AM (hVdx9)

529 522 I have found Texas drivers to be among the most courteous in the country.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
------------------
Let the Navy send them to Norfolk for a while. Theyll be flipping you the bird and cutting you off in no time.

Posted by: Chi at July 20, 2016 12:04 AM (r0gP7)

530 Who wants to bet that ever since he heard Milo got banned at Twitter an hour ago, Chuckles Johnson can't stop masturbating?? :-P

After all that time on a bike seat, I'm not sure he's capable.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 20, 2016 12:05 AM (KRwzj)

531 He married one of his sisters.
Posted by: OregonMuse

He was from West Virginia?

-
Almost Heaven
West Virginia

- John Denver

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 20, 2016 12:05 AM (Nwg0u)

532 "Where did Cain get his wife?"

From a Godfathers pizza joint?

Posted by: Willy J. at July 20, 2016 12:05 AM (mRvs9)

533
sons of God mating with sons of men to create big-ass giants

That explains the Kardashian backside.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 20, 2016 12:06 AM (IqV8l)

534 My youngest son will be spending a few weeks at Ft Bliss in August. I told him it was a pleasant climate.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 20, 2016 12:06 AM (Jcrm4)

535 459 With 40 - 50 million dead babies the American left is pressing the Chinese Communists pretty hard for that top spot on the slaught-o-meter.



Posted by: An Observation at July 19, 2016 11:44 PM (eBCmX)


Well.... considering that Malaria deaths worldwide per year are about 3/4 million...

And DDT was banned in 1972... so 44 years ago...

The EPA has only killed about 33 Million or so....

Posted by: Don Q. at July 20, 2016 12:06 AM (qf6WZ)

536 the hint in the OT is the serpent, if you go by old stories. he walked previously, and the temptation may not have concerned apples.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 20, 2016 12:07 AM (Cq0oW)

537 *peeks in*

Yeah the PRC just might tip over like Guam.

Anyway picked up an extra hour of work tonight and might pick a whole extra shift for this week. Which is doing wonders for my word count, but keeping roof over head and all that.

So going to write. Have a good one Horde.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 12:07 AM (DzHIM)

538 G'Night, Asheville and Donna V&&&&.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 20, 2016 12:07 AM (6gk0M)

539 520: I misspelled it, actually, Anunnaki. It's a long story, started by a Zecharia Stichin, who interpreted Sumerian creation myths (of which Genesis likely comes from), as ancient aliens coming to earth and creating "man" ("The Adam") as a slave race. They genetically modified existing primates to be human by mixing in their own DNA. That's the tale Sitchin wove.

It's a long mess and has evolved into all sorts of different forms. There's a lot of UFO/ancient alien crap about "aliens creating humans as slaves" or something similiar.

The "Anunnaki" is well, Sitchin translates it as "gods from heaven who came to earth". That is distinct from "Nephilim", but he somehow wove them all together.

In short, in Sitchin-esque lower, the Anunnaki are the aliens who came to earth and created humans.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 12:07 AM (DW+jj)

540 G'Night, Anna.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 20, 2016 12:07 AM (6gk0M)

541 "I have found Texas drivers to be among the most courteous in the country."



"And that's the thing. Most older Texas drivers pudder along. "



Now, you call me an asshole. "I am smiling*


I understand. I got miles to cover and shit to do. Somebody on a sight-seeing trip.? I don't hate that at all.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 20, 2016 12:08 AM (zPLrP)

542 155

"Every grown up in his life, with the exception of his grandparents, rejected him."

After 7+ years of this putz, we now know why.

Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at July 20, 2016 12:08 AM (J8/9G)

543 the hint in the OT is the serpent, if you go by old stories. he walked previously,

-
The Bible is silent on whether s/he used a walker.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 20, 2016 12:08 AM (Nwg0u)

544 It's as if I am a nobody.

Posted by: Piltdown Man at July 20, 2016 12:09 AM (oFSUK)

545
It's a long mess and has evolved into all sorts of different forms. There's a lot of UFO/ancient alien crap about "aliens creating humans as slaves" or something similiar.

Were they to be used on Earth or elsewhere or both?
What happened to the slavemasters?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 20, 2016 12:10 AM (IqV8l)

546 What happened to the slavemasters?

We chased them off and then buried the Stargate.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 20, 2016 12:11 AM (T/cxb)

547 Were they to be used on Earth or elsewhere or both?
What happened to the slavemasters?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
------------

They became Democrats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 20, 2016 12:11 AM (oFSUK)

548 Annunaki?

Did someone mangle Anasazi for profit?

Oh well, not writing Navajo mythos. Though Alan Dean Foster did in Cyber Way.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 12:11 AM (DzHIM)

549 Sigh. 500+ comments in.

I shall pretend this is fresh and then I'll go back to look at what's been said.

"The House of the Rising Sun" had been around. I don't think it was Woody's'

Dave van Ronk came up with a new arrangement and new chord changes. Dylan stole that. The Animals stole that. Van Ronk laughed at Dylan for having his theft stolen from him.

On the other hand Dylan is brilliant and has a legacy and Van Ronk's legacy is he's the guy who wasn't Dylan.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2016 12:11 AM (1xUj/)

550 No Wars under Presdent Obama for 8 years compared to that liar Bush !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 20, 2016 12:11 AM (Fbj4h)

551 Must get sleep...

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*National Anthem*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 20, 2016 12:11 AM (6gk0M)

552 There's a lot of UFO/ancient alien crap about "aliens creating humans as slaves" or something similiar.

-
I think it was more like U.S. college students going to Mexico for spring break.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 20, 2016 12:12 AM (Nwg0u)

553 IIRC, Sitchin dismissed actual physical giants, but the Nephilim of the Hebrew Bible were something distinct from Annunaki.

I want to think he has them as the offspring of "sons of gods", who were the actual Anunnaki and human females (daughters of man). You see, in Sitchin's lore, the Annunaki, well, they were some horn dogs. They dug them human womyns they created. And the female Annunaki did to, they loved some human men.

They had kids, who were more Annunaki than human and were the "men of reknown". But this was abomination to some of the Anunnaki. These perverts running around screwing these monkey girl slaves and producing these half-breeds. So they fought wars over it and all that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 12:13 AM (DW+jj)

554 why i joked about reptoids at the start.

the ufo thing always kind of mystifies me. it's a deus ex machina solution within another one.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 20, 2016 12:14 AM (Cq0oW)

555 Bothwell, biographer of Thamuel Johnson?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 19, 2016 11:27 PM (T/5A0


Heh. Well done!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 12:14 AM (GSdpU)

556 Yeppers. There have been times when myself and MisHum have had the same hash, at the same time. Weird.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
------------------
Hmmmmm.
Has anyone ever seen these two in the same room at the same time?
Posted by: Chi at July 19, 2016 11:52 PM

I've met MisHum, nice guy. And he doesn't live anywhere near Mike Hammer, from a long history of their posts.

Now getting suspicious, is Chi the same as this Tucker fellow?


Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2016 12:15 AM (o/90i)

557 Check Drudge. Fox is going civil war.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 20, 2016 12:16 AM (Nwg0u)

558 What happened to the slavemasters?

We went mainstream an let the govt collect our VIG.

Posted by: Hillary C. at July 20, 2016 12:16 AM (mRvs9)

559 Fox is going civil war

===

ahem.

War Between the Taints

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 20, 2016 12:17 AM (Cq0oW)

560 545:
It depends on whose version of this crap you're listening to. Some is close to Sitchin's original lore (which is dismissed as utter bovine scatology by any serious expert on Sumerian texts and history, and just about every other related field). Some deviates.

The UFO/ancient alien stuff is a many splendored pile of .... stuff ... of all kinds of different variations of different themes.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 12:17 AM (DW+jj)

561 Aliens didn't build the pyramids. Bigfoot did.

Posted by: otho at July 20, 2016 12:19 AM (EWg9n)

562 So the bloodiest conflicts have been over... um... territory, resources, and economic policy.

But... but... CHRISTIANITY IS VIOLENT!!!

Posted by: RKae at July 20, 2016 12:20 AM (aFQtB)

563 ELVIS BUILT THE PYRAMIDS

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 20, 2016 12:20 AM (Cq0oW)

564 I've met Chi...good fellow, offered to help me remove a tree from my roof after a storm, sight unseen.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 20, 2016 12:21 AM (Jcrm4)

565 Aliens didn't build the pyramids. Bigfoot did.

Duh, he needed somewhere high to see the chupacabras coming for him.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 20, 2016 12:21 AM (T/cxb)

566 the two biggest force multipliers we gave Stalin were radios Studebaker trucks.

they'd still be trying to free Moscow without those.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2016 11:31 PM (8WVNP)


Stalin was so impressed with the Studebaker US6 truck that he sent what amounted to a fan letter to the Studebaker Corporation. A big album full of photographs and testimonials. The Russkies would string a pair of cables across a river, take the tires of the rims, and drive the Studebakers across the river on the rims, on the cables.
Studebaker used that image in an ad, and I have a print of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 12:21 AM (GSdpU)

567 470 Woodie Guthrie and Pete Seeger were homeless. talentless, commie fuckin hobos. They are not folk heroes. Damn shame their boxcar never derailed. Their music sucks ass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2016 11:47 PM
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LOL!
Seeger only pretended to be a hobo or at least a folksie working man. He was raised in Manhattan (and a fancy countryside estate) by rich parents. A regular Billy Ayers POS he was!

He was such a devout Communist that he dutifully wrote nasty songs blasting FDR for being pro-British and anti-Hitler. That was the Stalinist party-line of the moment. As soon as Hitler invaded Russia, he changed his tune, or rather, his lyrics.

Long after mere fellow travelers like Guthrie had denounced Stalin as a tyrant or had the sense to die young, Seeger remained besotted. He was loyal to the USSR even after it fell, only going so far as to admit, gee, golly, maybe they made a mistake or two. Maybe.




Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 20, 2016 12:21 AM (T/5A0)

568 OK gotta plug this in and go to sleep. night all

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 20, 2016 12:22 AM (Cq0oW)

569 I used to work in a pizza joint long, long ago.

The pop machine was clogged. I had to clean out the pipes. I found... something I still can't name to this day. It was a long snake of gelatinous goo that had collected and filled the pipe.

Congealed soda syrup? I don't know.

Posted by: RKae at July 20, 2016 12:22 AM (aFQtB)

570 Studebaker used that image in an ad, and I have a print of it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

they loved that truck so much they kept it in production until at least the very late '70s, maybe longer.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 20, 2016 12:23 AM (Jcrm4)

571 Publius -

Your words are true, yes?

Sleep now.

Posted by: Messrs. Book, Hand, and Wall at July 20, 2016 12:23 AM (E8LZg)

572 I checked out a Weavers CD box set from the library. (I was on a folk binge.)

The booklet with the set made mention of Woody Guthrie's troubles "due to accusations of communism."

"Accusations"?

I guess that's an obscure spelling of "admissions."

Posted by: RKae at July 20, 2016 12:24 AM (aFQtB)

573 If Trumps nomination blows up Fox it's all good.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 12:25 AM (qUNWi)

574
He was such a devout Communist that he dutifully wrote nasty songs blasting FDR for being pro-British and anti-Hitler. That was the Stalinist party-line of the moment. As soon as Hitler invaded Russia, he changed his tune, or rather, his lyrics.

Just like Trumbo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 20, 2016 12:26 AM (IqV8l)

575 Sorry, I meant "Seeger," not "Guthrie."

Oh, the hell with it!

They were ALL commies!

Posted by: RKae at July 20, 2016 12:26 AM (aFQtB)

576 573 Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 12:25 AM (qUNWi)

I like Ailes for the most part, if Ailes leaving means Shempf's new live beat is the middle of the North Atlantic I'm game for Ailes' removal.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 20, 2016 12:26 AM (SzZnW)

577 "who are the giants then? also: how'd the giants survive the flood?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 19, 2016 11:47 PM (Cq0oW) "

Well, they're giants. The water level rested below their heads.

NM, I see that a million people beat me to the obvious joke while I was brewing some nighttime tea.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 12:27 AM (kumBu)

578 If Trumps nomination blows up Fox it's all good.
Posted by: eleven

----

First casualty among the phony conservatives.

Now I want to see the RINOs topple one by one.

Posted by: RKae at July 20, 2016 12:27 AM (aFQtB)

579 It was the Molotov ribbentrop pact that turned Whittaker Chambers against communism.

And he'd been a dedicated soviet agent for years.

Posted by: Messrs. Book, Hand, and Wall at July 20, 2016 12:27 AM (E8LZg)

580
The pop machine was clogged. I had to clean out the pipes. I found... something I still can't name to this day. It was a long snake of gelatinous goo that had collected and filled the pipe.

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All pipes get clogged. It's a law.

Posted by: iforgot at July 20, 2016 12:27 AM (5o5ek)

581 Interesting bit of beam-crossing occurs near the end of your video. The Rover (or whatever it is) uses modulated LED's for daytime driving lights. The frame rate of your camera beats with the modulation rate of the LED's making them seem to blink.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:32 PM (oFSUK)


Same thing used to happen with wagon wheels in Western movies. The frame rate of the camera made the wheels appear to turn backwards. Aliasing, I guess, right?


And it still happens on TV to this day. Especially in car ads. You see the latest Belchfire V6 crossover SUV, and its spoked wheels appear to be turning backwards. Doh! Look, idiots. It's a 30 second commercial. You have to the technology to correct this, frame by frame, and make it look right. Hell, Walt Disney could have done it in 1930. Smarten up, eh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 12:27 AM (GSdpU)

582 All pipes get clogged. It's a law.
Posted by: iforgot

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But, damn! It looked like 50 pounds of snot!

Posted by: RKae at July 20, 2016 12:28 AM (aFQtB)

583 In some forms, the Anunnaki are still here. Or maybe the Nephilim. They just lay low and keep all their fabulous technology hidden from us mere regular humans. These are the secret societies. Now, this gets the Masons and Knights Templar and all that school of conspiracy mixed in with the Ancient Aliens.

They (Anunnaki) really run the world, we just don't know it. Our wars and squabbles amuse them.

Enlil and Enki were the two head Anunnaki. They fought a lot. They screwed a lot, too.

Enlil and Enki are real Sumerian gods. It's Sitchin who has them the head aliens. Enlil was Captain Kirk. Enki, his brother, was sort of Mr. Spock. Enki was the one who came up with the idea to create the slaves. They fought over this.

Just look up Sitchin and read all his crap. IT's good sci-fi, really. But there are nuts who really believe it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 12:30 AM (DW+jj)

584 Off, Stranger sock, yes?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 12:30 AM (E8LZg)

585 Hah! I hope Trump not only continues to use Queen's music but adds Springsteen, Mellencamp, etc out of sheer spite. Fuck em'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2016 11:48 PM (WxUoq)

Throw in some CSN&Y and Jackson Browne and I would giggle

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 20, 2016 12:30 AM (voOPb)

586 "Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 12:13 AM (DW+jj) "

Almost every religious tradition has stories of the god(s) co-mingling with the mortals sexually and creating halfbreeds/demigods, who are in some cases considered the paragons of humanity and in other traditions are considered abominations. I think it's the universal desire to reconcile the irreconcilable, the vast gap between man and god.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 12:32 AM (kumBu)

587 Throw in some CSN&Y and Jackson Browne and I would giggle
Posted by: Mis. Hum

Dixie Chicks while he's at it.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 20, 2016 12:32 AM (v+fx/)

588 567; sounds like springstein to a tee. shit never changes. assclowns.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2016 12:33 AM (ucDmr)

589 Cain went to the land of Nod and took a wife.

You can look it up.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly matters at July 19, 2016 11:34 PM (3myMJ)


"Buy a wife from Nod for only 6000 shekels.


1. Guaranteed virgin.


2. Guaranteed to be delivered within 90 days.


3. NO extra charges.


4. If ran away within a year, you get another one FOR FREE."

Posted by: ad in Times of Eden at July 20, 2016 12:34 AM (GSdpU)

590 Enlil and Enki were the two head Anunnaki. They fought a lot. They screwed a lot, too.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 12:30 AM (DW+jj)

And then those two fuckers stole half my socks outta the dryer!

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 20, 2016 12:34 AM (+YMhA)

591 574---Just like Trumbo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 20, 2016 12:26 AM
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Heroes!
Only knuckle-dragging scum could fail to admire them and pity the terrible tortures they endured!!!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 20, 2016 12:34 AM (T/5A0)

592 Ah yes Bwuce the Farmer....

They should use Springsteen's shit to test on the battlefield for TBI....

"does this make ANY fucking sense troop?"

Ay-yi-yi-yi-yo oh

"No Sir!"

Good get back in the fight.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 20, 2016 12:34 AM (SzZnW)

593 "Just look up Sitchin and read all his crap. IT's good sci-fi, really. But there are nuts who really believe it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 12:30 AM (DW+jj) "

I've found that every religious tradition is worth at least casually perusing. At worst, they're amusing myths and sci-fi. And some of their literature can go neck and neck with the canon of the Western religions.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 12:35 AM (kumBu)

594 Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2016 12:15

Farmer is a great moron.

We need to have another WIMOME

Donna will have new wheels to dance with

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 20, 2016 12:35 AM (voOPb)

595 Re ancient aliens, etc....

I've always thought these were largely stories of interactions between primitive cultures and higher ones. The gods always teach something or other....

Think of the Pacific island cargo cults....

Didn't have to be aliens at all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 12:35 AM (E8LZg)

596 Sorry but I get all my alternate history from assassins creed and nowhere else.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 20, 2016 12:35 AM (bMG0w)

597
But, damn! It looked like 50 pounds of snot!
Posted by: RKae at July 20, 2016 12:28 AM (aFQtB)
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What do you suppose the average lifetime poundage of snot in nasal passages is?

Good night!

Posted by: iforgot at July 20, 2016 12:36 AM (5o5ek)

598 596 Sorry but I get all my alternate history from assassins creed and nowhere else.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 20, 2016 12:35 AM (bMG0w)

It would appear that you are still living in this alternate history of which you speak.

Ain't you dead?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 20, 2016 12:36 AM (+YMhA)

599 I've met Chi...good fellow, offered to help me remove a tree from my roof after a storm, sight unseen.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 20, 2016 12:21 AM

I've heard he's a good guy. But when he's in his Tucker persona he jumps up and kills grackles!

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2016 12:39 AM (o/90i)

600 Ain't you dead?

When there is no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the earth.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 20, 2016 12:39 AM (T/cxb)

601 Tcn -

No more Mr. Buzzion. Mr. Buzzion dead, yes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 12:39 AM (E8LZg)

602 594: MiHum, let me know where and when. We'll be there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 20, 2016 12:39 AM (ucDmr)

603 Ain't you dead?


Yeah, the undead buzzion did something to annoy me today. I forget what it was.

The dead should just stay dead and not complicate things.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2016 12:40 AM (1xUj/)

604 473 Who were these people in the "Land of Nod"?

====

Noddites.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 19, 2016 11:48 PM (Cq0oW)

"And Kane went out from the presence of the Lord, and took up residence...in the Land of Nod! *laughs*".

Posted by: Nadia (Stalin's "Paramour") at July 20, 2016 12:40 AM (prj+/)

605
603 Ain't you dead?


Yeah, the undead buzzion did something to annoy me today. I forget what it was.

The dead should just stay dead and not complicate things.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2016 12:40 AM (1xUj/)



Wasn't that yesterday?

Posted by: Buzzion at July 20, 2016 12:42 AM (bMG0w)

606 No one actually knows where Uz was.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2016 11:47 PM (oFSUK)


It was the ancestral home of the Fukawi tribe. Who were always lost, but proud, nonetheless. They would gather in groups and loudly proclaim, "We're the Fukawi! We're the Fuakawi!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 12:42 AM (GSdpU)

607 Bander -

I recall one of the threats my greatgrandmother used to throw around: 'Be good to me, or I'll haunt you till you die, and torment you after.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 12:42 AM (E8LZg)

608 One thing I'm relatively sure of - there *was* a great flood at some point. Maybe not as grand as described in Genesis, but there are too many similar stories (Noah, Decaulion, Atrahasus) for it to just be woven from whole cloth. Of course, the alternate explanation is they all copied each other's stories, but to me that requires an even bigger leap of faith, cross-cultural transmission across continents and language barriers.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 12:43 AM (kumBu)

609 Goin' to Eden, brother. Gonna buy me a wife.

Posted by: Space Hippie at July 20, 2016 12:43 AM (IqV8l)

610 Wasn't that yesterday?
Posted by: Buzzion



So you're going to quibble from the far side of the veil?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2016 12:44 AM (1xUj/)

611 Broseidon -

And the Lord said, 'Let us go down and confuse their languages.'

Masonic lore, son. We were all brothers and countrymen once.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 12:45 AM (E8LZg)

612 @492 And what about the unicorns?
------------------

Shel Silverstein wrote a poem about that (it's in 'Where the Sidewalk Ends', iirc). And later it was set to music.

You should look it up, if you get the chance. It's pretty good.

Posted by: junior at July 20, 2016 12:45 AM (RN+xI)

613 The Fukawi are closely related to the Mombak and Mo'tee tribes.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at July 20, 2016 12:46 AM (KuXYU)

614 But when he's in his Tucker persona he jumps up and kills grackles!
Posted by: Farmer
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You saw that?
It was pretty freaking amazing to watch. I wish I had a video of it.
How're you & J? And the dogs?

Posted by: Chi at July 20, 2016 12:46 AM (r0gP7)

615 Also, if you want some interesting reading, read into the history of some of the more famous syncretic religion. Cao-Dao is a personal favorite of mine. I mean, how can you at least not get a chuckle out of a religion whose saints include Pericles, Joan of Arc, Sun Yat-Sen and Victor Hugo.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 12:47 AM (kumBu)

616 There were green alligators, and long-necked geese,
Some humpty back camels and some chimpanzees,
Some cats and rats and elephants, and sure as you're born,
The loveliest of all was the unicorn.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 20, 2016 12:48 AM (+YMhA)

617 We need to have another WIMOME
Donna will have new wheels to dance with
Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 20, 2016 12:35 AM

Sounds good to me! Maybe we can drag up some other flatlanders like me, maybe Tim...well who else lives around here, I forget.

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2016 12:48 AM (o/90i)

618 My opinion is there was a "high civilization" that existed before the end of the last Ice Age. There was some cataclysm, likely a SMOD event, it was likely fragments coming down and peppering North America on a SE track and the tail end of it made some big spash hits in the Atlantic.

THis is the Younger-Dryas impact hypothesis.

ANyway, lots of fire and water. Every culture has some "Great Flood" story.

Anyway, sea levels were much lower and this high civ was likely clustered around the coasts, like we are today. It was wiped out. Only the primitives survived.

This high culture was likely not high tech, like we are, but it was probably pretty advanced, sea faring, and likely traveled the world.

This is the origin of the Atlantis tale.

ANyway, that's what I think. Well I entertain it.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 12:49 AM (DW+jj)

619 615 Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 12:47 AM (kumBu)

It's interesting, a lot like African Catholicism it is not really fish nor fowl....

I know the Vietnamese Catholics had a different saint roster than I did growing up.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 20, 2016 12:49 AM (SzZnW)

620 Broseidon -

You laugh, but it's a semi-big deal. The empress has put me in with the Vietnamese community. The RC's think the CD are weird, and while they dislike the Buddhists, they do respect them.

Buddhists like everybody, of course, and view CD as a Buddhist offshoot.

Syncretism is natural. It might even be the natural religion of mankind. And there are those who view it as an effort by the divine to restore our original unity.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 12:50 AM (E8LZg)

621 Publius -- I like that idea.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 12:52 AM (qUNWi)

622 Publius -

Yours is an ancient hypothesis. Even Aristotle held it. Periodic cataclysms explain, he held, why the arts and sciences were not more developed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 12:52 AM (E8LZg)

623 My opinion is there was a "high civilization" that existed before the end of the last Ice Age. There was some cataclysm, likely a SMOD event, it was likely fragments coming down and peppering North America on a SE track and the tail end of it made some big spash hits in the Atlantic.

THis is the Younger-Dryas impact hypothesis.

ANyway, lots of fire and water. Every culture has some "Great Flood" story.

Anyway, sea levels were much lower and this high civ was likely clustered around the coasts, like we are today. It was wiped out. Only the primitives survived.

This high culture was likely not high tech, like we are, but it was probably pretty advanced, sea faring, and likely traveled the world.

This is the origin of the Atlantis tale.

ANyway, that's what I think. Well I entertain it.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 12:49 AM (DW+jj)



well, don't you think writing and language would have survived the smod or whatever?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 20, 2016 12:52 AM (AoSQU)

624
The world's only air-to-air nuke was fired on 19 July, 1957. The Douglas AIR-2 Genie, the nuke it carried had a mere 1.5 kiloton yield, but with a fatal blast radius of 300 metres. Its makers believed it would seriously disrupt any bomber squadron against which it was deployed.

It was tested just once, in Operation Plumbbob, with five volunteers standing at ground zero in the Nevada nuclear test site to watch. An F-89 Scorpion carried the weapon.

The Register

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VZ7FQHTaR4

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 20, 2016 12:54 AM (kdS6q)

625 Yankeefifth -

Most cultures were and are illiterate. The ancient greeks held that the only survivors of the flood were mountain dwellers and shepherds - very unsophisticated types who would know, at best, only stories about what had been.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 12:54 AM (E8LZg)

626 Hell, Rome collapsed and a crap ton of their tech and literature was lost for centuries.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 12:56 AM (E8LZg)

627 Yankeefifth -

Most cultures were and are illiterate. The ancient greeks held that the only survivors of the flood were mountain dwellers and shepherds - very unsophisticated types who would know, at best, only stories about what had been.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 12:54 AM (E8LZg)



you mean like if the smod hit and only people from the inner cities survived? makes sense.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 20, 2016 12:57 AM (AoSQU)

628 Hell, I'm trying to remember Sitchin's shit. He did some damn cool stuff with the Sumerian language (and much of his translations declared wishful thinking by experts, of course).

For example, "Garden of Eden" = E.DIN. "Home of gods".

Adam = "the Adam", adammu - A.DIM.MU or something like that. He translates that as "primitive worker", from some reasoning (I think this is one of those highly disputed translations of his).

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 12:58 AM (DW+jj)

629 Something like that. In a few generations, oral history becomes mythology, becomes religion.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 12:58 AM (E8LZg)

630 599
I've met Chi...good fellow, offered to help me remove a tree from my roof after a storm, sight unseen.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 20, 2016 12:21 AM



I've heard he's a good guy. But when he's in his Tucker persona he jumps up and kills grackles!

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2016 12:39 AM (o/90i)


When Tucker gets really revved up, he nips at Elder Gods.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2016 12:59 AM (EzgxV)

631 "This high culture was likely not high tech, like we are, but it was probably pretty advanced, sea faring, and likely traveled the world.

This is the origin of the Atlantis tale.

ANyway, that's what I think. Well I entertain it.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 12:49 AM (DW+jj) "

I think Atlantis was either a real civilization that, while not as advanced as portrayed in later sci-fi, was far ahead of its time in many ways.

Or it's just an allegory for what humanity could achieve if we put aside our petty squabbles.

As a child, I loved Greek and Roman mythology. Growing up, I realized so much of it was lost. I wonder how the stories continued, in pot shards and fragments of parchment long since destroyed. Did Zeus ever fall pray to a coup like his father and his grandfather before him?

To me, it's both vexing and thrilling that so much of that mythology is no longer extant.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 12:59 AM (kumBu)

632 He was such a devout Communist that he dutifully wrote nasty songs blasting FDR for being pro-British and anti-Hitler. That was the Stalinist party-line of the moment. As soon as Hitler invaded Russia, he changed his tune, or rather, his lyrics.

Long after mere fellow travelers like Guthrie had denounced Stalin as a tyrant or had the sense to die young, Seeger remained besotted. He was loyal to the USSR even after it fell, only going so far as to admit, gee, golly, maybe they made a mistake or two. Maybe.




Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 20, 2016 12:21 AM (T/5A0)


Seeger's band, The Almanac Singers, had recorded an album shortly before Hitler invaded Russia, which basically pimped an isolationist viewpoint not far removed from that espoused by Father Coughlin, an avowed America Firster. Then Hitler invaded Russia, and Nazi Germany suddenly became an implacable enemy instead of a brother Socialist State. Day and Night, it was. The Almanac Singers begged their fans to return copies of that album so they could be destroyed, and replaced with ones more politically correct.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 12:59 AM (GSdpU)

633 "#nevertrumps are gloating"

really? which ones?

Posted by: Harun at July 20, 2016 12:59 AM (dZQh7)

634 they loved that truck so much they kept it in production until at least the very late '70s, maybe longer.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 20, 2016 12:23 AM (Jcrm4)


Indeed. The early GAZ trucks were pretty much a direct copy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 01:01 AM (GSdpU)

635 Oh, it's not my idea, it is indeed an ancient one. And one I'm increasingly believing is true.

We homo sapiens have been around for what, 200Kyr? Maybe longer. Yet history is only 5000 yrs old. You can easily fit other 5000 yr periods in that timeline without making much a dent in the whole thing. So we went around for 195,000 yrs, living like cavemen, and only in the last 5000 started using our senses better?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 01:03 AM (DW+jj)

636 You saw that?
It was pretty freaking amazing to watch. I wish I had a video of it.
How're you & J? And the dogs?
Posted by: Chi at July 20, 2016 12:46 AM

Doing well. Dogeehs are going to have to get by w/ small runs out back in the next few days. It's gonna get stinking HOT. No trips to the dog park.

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2016 01:04 AM (o/90i)

637 "Syncretism is natural. It might even be the natural religion of mankind. And there are those who view it as an effort by the divine to restore our original unity.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 12:50 AM (E8LZg) "

I laugh only at the odd juxtaposition of their saints. I do not deny the devotion of those who follow syncretic faiths, and every religion has elements borrowed from others.

To the extent that syncretic religions can bride divides that otherwise would have been bridged by the sword, it is a boon to us all. But surely to an outsider the roster of Cao Dai saints usually elicits a polite chuckle.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 01:05 AM (kumBu)

638 Through action, a man becomes a Hero.
Through death, the Hero becomes a Legend.
Through time, the Legend becomes a Myth.
And by learning from the myth, a man takes action.

-I have no idea, saw it on a youtube video

Posted by: Wolfish Grin at July 20, 2016 01:08 AM (qPJBi)

639 Anyway, sea levels were much lower and this high civ was likely clustered around the coasts, like we are today. It was wiped out. Only the primitives survived.

This high culture was likely not high tech, like we are, but it was probably pretty advanced, sea faring, and likely traveled the world.

This is the origin of the Atlantis tale.

ANyway, that's what I think. Well I entertain it.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 12:49 AM (DW+jj)


I've considered something along the same lines. It would make for an interesting sci-fi story, where a group of time travelers go back in time 50,000 years, only to discover a bronze age civilization flourishing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 20, 2016 01:08 AM (fC9RO)

640 hey, did megyn kelly miss some of her time on air this evening?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 20, 2016 01:09 AM (AoSQU)

641 sheshoulntbeallowedtorun.com has taken the Repbublican convention by storm. Hundreds of delegates and attendees are wearing their buttons.

Posted by: From Cleveland at July 20, 2016 01:11 AM (e8VWo)

642 "Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 01:03 AM (DW+jj) "

Some religions even have this cycle built into their dogma. Jainism believes we're in a cycle that just keeps repeating itself.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 01:11 AM (kumBu)

643 Broseidon -

Yep. They are a bit funny. Esp Sun Yat-Sen

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 01:11 AM (E8LZg)

644 THis is the Younger-Dryas impact hypothesis.

ANyway, lots of fire and water. Every culture has some "Great Flood" story.

Anyway, sea levels were much lower and this high civ was likely clustered around the coasts, like we are today. It was wiped out. Only the primitives survived.

This high culture was likely not high tech, like we are, but it was probably pretty advanced, sea faring, and likely traveled the world.

This is the origin of the Atlantis tale.

ANyway, that's what I think. Well I entertain it.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 12:49 AM (DW+jj)



I used to have a bookmark for "Abob's Comet Page" in which it was claimed that the Carolina Bays were the result of a comet impact in early Classical time, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 01:11 AM (GSdpU)

645 608
One thing I'm relatively sure of - there *was* a great flood at some
point. Maybe not as grand as described in Genesis, but there are too
many similar stories (Noah, Decaulion, Atrahasus) for it to just be
woven from whole cloth. Of course, the alternate explanation is they all
copied each other's stories, but to me that requires an even bigger
leap of faith, cross-cultural transmission across continents and
language barriers.


Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 12:43 AM (kumBu)


If I recall correctly, the Mediterranean Sea was a vast rift valley, teeming with life, until the straits of Gibraltar were broken 5.3 million years ago with the Zanclean flood. While hominids were just on the edge of the genus Homo, Ardipithecus would have witnessed this event....and it might just have been culturally relayed to the present day.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2016 01:14 AM (EzgxV)

646 "I've considered something along the same lines. It would make for an interesting sci-fi story, where a group of time travelers go back in time 50,000 years, only to discover a bronze age civilization flourishing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 20, 2016 01:08 AM (fC9RO) "

I think of Zeal from Chrono Trigger. Maybe they (Atlantis or whatever other advanced civilization) discovered something so dangerous that everyone banded against them, or maybe the discovery itself destroyed them. It's fun nighttime speculation.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 01:14 AM (kumBu)

647 Riiiight.

What's a cubit?

Posted by: bill cosby at July 20, 2016 01:15 AM (RmrGn)

648 647 Riiiight.

What's a cubit?

Posted by: bill cosby at July 20, 2016 01:15 AM (RmrGn)



Gotta know what it is so you can figure out the proper dosage right Bill?

Posted by: buzzion at July 20, 2016 01:18 AM (bMG0w)

649 Real traditional voudoun (not the dolls and snake oil) is pretty interesting too, a mix of Roman Catholicism, Yoruba myth and some local Haitian folk traditions.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 01:18 AM (kumBu)

650 Sheshoulntbeallowedtorun.com is going to make a major impact on tomorrow mornings MSNBC coverage of the RNC.

Posted by: From Cleveland at July 20, 2016 01:18 AM (e8VWo)

651 "What's a cubit?

Posted by: bill cosby at July 20, 2016 01:15 AM (RmrGn) "

One power more than a squarit.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 01:20 AM (kumBu)

652 sheshoulntbeallowedtorun.com has taken the Repbublican convention by storm. Hundreds of delegates and attendees are wearing their buttons.
Posted by: From Cleveland at July 20, 2016 01:11 AM

I think I heard them chanting...she should be in stripes.

Not a bad idea.

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2016 01:21 AM (o/90i)

653 Broseidon -

Funny thing about the syncretism..... for Tet this year, I remember the local Vietnamese Catholic church had its grounds open. Had Buddhist monks all over the place. Nobody seemed to notice it, either. As If it was expected. Kinda nice to see.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 01:22 AM (E8LZg)

654 How history becomes myth...

Just look at Egypt. A synergy of Greek/Roman/Egyptian culture to make acivilization. Conquered by the Muslims. And when Europeans started to visit the parched land in the 19th Century, all the natives could say of the Colossi of Memnon was that wizards had created them. Islam had wiped out that high culture and rendered it dead until the Rosetta Stone was translated.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 01:23 AM (DzHIM)

655 Look up the Younger-Dryas Impact Hypothesis for all the details. I do remember the Carolina Bays being a part of it.

It happened around 12 - 13,000 years ago. Well, if it did. Around 10,000BC or so. That is a key date in a lot of these "Atlantis" style theories. And by Atlantis, I mean the proposed Ice Age human civilization.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 01:25 AM (DW+jj)

656 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.

Looks like Milo is already back at Twitter, although with a new and completely unverified account.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2016 01:26 AM (q7T0y)

657
We homo sapiens have been around for what, 200Kyr? Maybe longer. Yet history is only 5000 yrs old. You can easily fit other 5000 yr periods in that timeline without making much a dent in the whole thing. So we went around for 195,000 yrs, living like cavemen, and only in the last 5000 started using our senses better?


Publius -- excellent food for thought tonight.

I like it. Very intriguing.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 01:26 AM (qUNWi)

658 Had Buddhist monks all over the place. Nobody seemed to notice it, either. As If it was expected.
It's almost as if there's only one religion in the entire world that's trying to kill nonbelievers but that's just crazy talk I know. (Omitting Communist atheists.)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 20, 2016 01:26 AM (RmrGn)

659 I've heard Amazing Grace sung to the tune of The House of the Rising Sun. I've also heard Amazing Grace sung to the tune of the theme song of Gilligans Island.
I'm sure this isn't remotely relevant to what's going on in the thread but it is relevant to the content and I just got home.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 20, 2016 01:27 AM (s7hQ/)

660 and I just got home.
From a bar?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 20, 2016 01:28 AM (RmrGn)

661 Though one could argue that much of that 195,000 years was taken up by language development.

Which I believe was key.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 01:29 AM (qUNWi)

662 I think I heard them chanting...she should be in stripes.

Not a bad idea.

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2016 01:21 AM (o/90i)


Hillary goes to the Gypsy fortune teller:


"Honey, I have good news, and bad news for you."


"Give me the good news."


"You're going to be a conductor."


"That's good news? That I work on a railway?"


"The bad news is, it ain't on a train, honey."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 01:29 AM (GSdpU)

663
If I recall correctly, the Mediterranean Sea was a vast rift valley, teeming with life, until the straits of Gibraltar were broken 5.3 million years ago with the Zanclean flood. While hominids were just on the edge of the genus Homo, Ardipithecus would have witnessed this event....and it might just have been culturally relayed to the present day.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2016 01:14 AM

OK, and voting for Hillary this Nov. is going to progress us just how?

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2016 01:29 AM (o/90i)

664 "Funny thing about the syncretism..... for Tet this year, I remember the local Vietnamese Catholic church had its grounds open. Had Buddhist monks all over the place. Nobody seemed to notice it, either. As If it was expected. Kinda nice to see.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 01:22 AM (E8LZg) "

Of course, syncretism can also just be a group going through the motions, like in Japan. The have Shinto weddings, Buddhists funerals, say a few prayers at temples during important festivals and holidays, pay some heed to the ancestor worship of Shintoism, celebrate the commercial aspects of Christianity, and are largely a-religious.

But as in many other things, Japan seems to be its own special case.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 01:30 AM (kumBu)

665 Gilligans Island lyrics to Stairway to Heaven music is probably the funniest mashup I've heard!

Waaay back in the 80s. I had to pull the car over till I could see again, I was laughing so hard!

Posted by: JarvisW at July 20, 2016 01:30 AM (R1ejq)

666 .....and?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2016 01:32 AM (EzgxV)

667 "Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 01:23 AM (DzHIM)"

No wonder the left loves Muzzies. They participate in cultural depropriation (or unpropriation, if you prefer) - destroying the best parts of other people's cultures.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 01:32 AM (kumBu)

668 666 .....and?

You are the one and truly only.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 01:33 AM (qUNWi)

669 I've considered something along the same lines. It would make for an interesting sci-fi story, where a group of time travelers go back in time 50,000 years, only to discover a bronze age civilization flourishing.

Push it back a little farther, to just over 70,000 years ago. Just before Toba blew it's top and almost made humans extinct.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 20, 2016 01:33 AM (T/cxb)

670 .....and?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2016 01:32 AM (EzgxV)


Julius and Ethel Rosenberg became conductors. For a short while.


SWIDT?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 01:34 AM (GSdpU)

671 Cthulhu or in more recent time when the dam across the Bosporus broke thus the Flood myth could arise from that since it falls within the era of Homo Sapiens.

Just as about 12,000 or was it 15,000 years ago over the central US a cosmic event happened that that reset C-14 clocks and was probably the cause of many mega-fauna extinctions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 01:34 AM (DzHIM)

672 Julius and Ethel Rosenberg became conductors. For a short while.
SWIDT?


Shocking.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 20, 2016 01:34 AM (T/cxb)

673 668
666 .....and?



You are the one and truly only.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 01:33 AM (qUNWi)


I have no idea what you're talking about....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2016 01:34 AM (EzgxV)

674 I have no idea what you're talking about....

Oh well...n/m

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 01:36 AM (qUNWi)

675 Just remember Broseidon King back in the 1400s, the Hatas who were naturalized Japanese from Korea, brought over Inari to Japan.*

*going from memory so there might be some drift and typos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 01:36 AM (DzHIM)

676 gronk hump sea people babes for fire

oh

and don't play with bear cubs

Posted by: gronk at July 20, 2016 01:37 AM (RmrGn)

677 If we could just lower the sea level by about 400' or so, and expose the coasts as they existed during the nadir during the last Ice Age, I'd bet we'd find all sorts of interesting stuff buried in the mud.

You can find maps of what the continents looked like back then. A lot more dry land. Florida is a lot wider, first thing that stands out. And then a land bridge between Siberia and Alaska.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 01:39 AM (DW+jj)

678 And the Rosenbergs were sponges till the end too.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 20, 2016 01:39 AM (RmrGn)

679 661 Though one could argue that much of that 195,000 years was taken up by language development.

Which I believe was key.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 01:29 AM (qUNWi)



Well also consider how long its taken humanity to spread across the globe but we weren't always a global species. So you're going to always be having those bursts of progress followed by a collapse sort of like what Europe experienced with the fall of Rome. But in earlier times you're not going to have those extra pockets of humanity and civilization out there to slowly begin rebuilding the pieces.

Posted by: buzzion at July 20, 2016 01:43 AM (bMG0w)

680 "*going from memory so there might be some drift and typos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 01:36 AM (DzHIM) "

I have little doubt the xenophobic Japanese would have loved to keep Buddhism off their shores, but at the time they couldn't prevent it. By the time Christian missionaries made it to the big island, they were very adapt at driving away/killing foreigners/'interlopers.'

Of course, that didn't stop that from stealing some of their own culture from the conquered Ryukyu kingdom. But no one expects consistency from empires.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 01:44 AM (kumBu)

681 Of course from 9,350 years off the coast of Sicily they found a 12m monolith underwater.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pe4t6zh

Or the submerged Doggerland
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/05/130509091118.htm

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 01:44 AM (DzHIM)

682 That's it for me tonight. See you "tomorrow"; and continue to R.I.P., buzzion.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 20, 2016 01:44 AM (RmrGn)

683 671
Cthulhu or in more recent time when the dam across the Bosporus broke
thus the Flood myth could arise from that since it falls within the era
of Homo Sapiens.

Just as about 12,000 or was it 15,000 years ago
over the central US a cosmic event happened that that reset C-14 clocks
and was probably the cause of many mega-fauna extinctions.


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 01:34 AM (DzHIM)


Or, it could be the younger dryas. We get weird cultural echoes from life-changing circumstances, even over millennia. The Klamath Indians, for instance, depict the collapse of Mount Mazama around 5677 BC as a battle between Llao, god of the underworld -- and Skell, god of the sky. While this must have been impressive to anyone nearby, its impact to the region would be dwarfed by the flooding of the Mediterranean basin.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2016 01:46 AM (EzgxV)

684 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 01:29 AM

You often crack me up. Off to bed here, old and tired.

Be well all,
T

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2016 01:47 AM (o/90i)

685 Look up Gobekli Tepe, an ancient site in Turkey. There's megalithic construction there dated to 10,000BC.

One of the intriguing things I've read is how different these ancient humans might be from us. I mean how they thought, their worldview, what was important. They might be really, well, alien, to us.

Just imagine one of the builders or "residents" of Gobleki Tepe. What were they like? How did they think?

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 01:48 AM (DW+jj)

686 @680 I have little doubt the xenophobic Japanese would have loved to keep Buddhism off their shores, but at the time they couldn't prevent it. By the time Christian missionaries made it to the big island, they were very adapt at driving away/killing foreigners/'interlopers.'

Of course, that didn't stop that from stealing some of their own culture from the conquered Ryukyu kingdom. But no one expects consistency from empires.
-----------------

Based on an article I read a while back about early Japanese Christianity, if Oda Nobunaga hadn't been killed, then Christianity might have managed to gain a foothold (he became a Christian because it provided excuses for him to go to war, but it appears that he would have been fine tolerating it). But Tokugawa eventually won the Sengoku-era wars, and he was much more of a conservative traditionalist.

Posted by: junior at July 20, 2016 01:49 AM (RN+xI)

687 It's a funny thing, language.

Imagine some future linguist, noting similarities in Haitian Kreole and continental French. Studying their structures, grammar, and vocabularies, mightnt he conclude that the Haitians somehow invaded or occupied europe, where, over the years, their language became more developed and refined?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 01:49 AM (E8LZg)

688 Thanks Anna. And publius.

Fascinating.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 01:50 AM (qUNWi)

689 Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 01:44 AM (DzHIM)

Global warming from all that chariot methane!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at July 20, 2016 01:50 AM (AoK0a)

690 Not sure how far they have pushed back the archeological record in Egypt, but when Hoffman wrote Egypt Before the Pharaohs the record extended back 40,000 years in Lower Nubia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 01:51 AM (DzHIM)

691 The end of the ice age would also have brought massive flooding due to melting glaciers which released trapped water. These glacial lake outbursts would likely have been devastating to any primitive farmers living in the river valleys and flood plains. The shepherds living higher up in the hills would watch as their cousins were swept away, along with much of civilization.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 20, 2016 01:52 AM (fC9RO)

692 685
Look up Gobekli Tepe, an ancient site in Turkey. There's megalithic construction there dated to 10,000BC.


One of the intriguing things I've read is how different these ancient
humans might be from us. I mean how they thought, their worldview, what
was important. They might be really, well, alien, to us.

Just imagine one of the builders or "residents" of Gobleki Tepe. What were they like? How did they think?


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 01:48 AM (DW+jj)


There was probably one faction that held that "leader-man, with golden weasel-scalp on head and pretty wife -- not worthy".

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2016 01:53 AM (EzgxV)

693 You often crack me up. Off to bed here, old and tired.

Be well all,
T

Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2016 01:47 AM (o/90i)


I am glad that I could make you chuckle for a moment. Sleep well, Farmer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 01:53 AM (GSdpU)

694 I've been watching you tubes about Gobleki Tepe just in the last couple of days.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 01:53 AM (qUNWi)

695 685 Look up Gobekli Tepe, an ancient site in Turkey. There's megalithic construction there dated to 10,000BC.

One of the intriguing things I've read is how different these ancient humans might be from us. I mean how they thought, their worldview, what was important. They might be really, well, alien, to us.

Just imagine one of the builders or "residents" of Gobleki Tepe. What were they like? How did they think?


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 01:48 AM (DW+jj)



And perhaps they were like the Aztecs. And so when they were finally knocked down, wiped out the survivors of the brutality wiped out every trace of them possible.

Posted by: buzzion at July 20, 2016 01:57 AM (bMG0w)

696 Also the Sphinx is thought to be water eroded not just wind eroded, though the Sahara was dry long before the pyramids were built.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 01:58 AM (qUNWi)

697 The Sea People could been Minoan. But a certain volcano popped off and well there went one culture due to tsunami and might have allowed Plato to weave his fairy-tale about Atlantis in a cloak of fact while fingering the Egyptians with the story.

Of course there was an ancient Greek city-state that simply vanished. Within the past few decades it has been rediscovered. It apparently suffered a case of Sudden Subsidence. It too could have been the basis for Atlantis.

Or both were woven together with Plato's imagination to make a tale that had a point the intended audience would grok.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 01:59 AM (DzHIM)

698 Global warming from all that chariot methane!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at July 20, 2016 01:50 AM (AoK0a)


Heh. I saw that, too. They describe the destruction of an ancient Medieval port city by natural forces connected with an ongoing cyclical natural climate change, and then segue to a warning about "anthropogenic climate change" that will make unprecedented change to the the face of the Earth. (OK, I extrapolated a bit.)


They are either Completely Oblivious to the paradox, or else are simply playing lip service to the Gerbil Worming alarmists to keep the grant money flowing in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 02:00 AM (GSdpU)

699 Eleven, currently that region is dry. There is evidence it has gone through periods where it was wet. Along with previous migrations of humans into Egypt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 02:01 AM (DzHIM)

700 It's theorized the Gobleki Tepe builders were hunter gatherers whose beliefs were simply outmoded by successive generations of farmers, who then buried the old sites.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 02:01 AM (qUNWi)

701 There is some damn weird fertility statue or something that was found at the Gobleki Teppe site, and is in some local museum or something. I'm trying to find it. I can find some stuff that looks close to what I (think I) remember, but it's not it.

Some of this "art" is damn spooky. There was something about something with serpents giving birth. Something very weird, disturbing.

What were these dudes into 12,000 years ago? Some funky shit by their art.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 02:02 AM (DW+jj)

702 Also the Sphinx is thought to be water eroded not just wind eroded, though the Sahara was dry long before the pyramids were built.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 01:58 AM (qUNWi)


IIRC, the Sphinx didn't lose his nose to erosion, but to muzzie gunpowder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 02:02 AM (GSdpU)

703 IIRC, the Sphinx didn't lose his nose to erosion, but to muzzie gunpowder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 02:02 AM (GSdpU)

Thought it was one of Napoleon's artillery officers.

Posted by: BignJames at July 20, 2016 02:04 AM (x9c8r)

704 Some of this "art" is damn spooky. There was something about something with serpents giving birth. Something very weird, disturbing.

What were these dudes into 12,000 years ago? Some funky shit by their art.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 02:02 AM (DW+jj)


Some snakes do incubate their eggs internally, and give birth to live young.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 02:04 AM (GSdpU)

705 Thought it was one of Napoleon's artillery officers.

Posted by: BignJames at July 20, 2016 02:04 AM (x9c8r)


You may be right. In any case, it was vandalism, writ large.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 02:05 AM (GSdpU)

706 Hah...I really wish I could see the Sphinx with its nose.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 02:07 AM (qUNWi)

707 What about the Sphinx being recarved. That is, it was originally a real Lion's head, and some Pharaoh carved his face into it. I remember reading something about it.

The Great Pyramid originally had spendid limestone casing stones. Smooth and brilliant. Muzzies removed it and did stupid crap with it, like build mosques.

To see what it originally looked like, now that would be a wonder of the world. They think a big earthquake loosened them, and the primitives then plundered them.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 02:07 AM (DW+jj)

708 "Some of this "art" is damn spooky. There was something about something with serpents giving birth. Something very weird, disturbing.

What were these dudes into 12,000 years ago? Some funky shit by their art.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 02:02 AM (DW+jj) "

I wonder what Freud or Jung would say about the symbolism of the serpents?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 02:08 AM (kumBu)

709 publius, look up the story of Tiresias and Mercury for an example. In many myths serpents, because they could seemingly shed their skin and emerge young looking, were looked upon as symbols of life.

Tiresias, the stupid bugger, was out waking and he saw these two snakes twined together - Mercury's Caduceus - and struck at them. Tiresias got an instant sex-change. For the next seven years Tiresias lived as a woman until she saw those same snakes again. This time knowing what would happen, struck at them again and regained his manhood. But Tiresias was not out of the woods when it came to god trouble, oh no. For you see Zeus and Hera were having a spat over who enjoyed sex more - men or women. So they asked Tiresias. Tiresias said men do and Hera struck him blind. In apology, Zeus gave him the power of prophecy. Tiresias appears in the Iliad also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 02:08 AM (DzHIM)

710 Well, I have to go to bed. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 02:09 AM (GSdpU)

711 You may be right. In any case, it was vandalism, writ large.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2016 02:05 AM (GSdpU)

Just a quick search points to some fanatic named...wait for it....Muhammed.

Posted by: BignJames at July 20, 2016 02:11 AM (x9c8r)

712 Muslim vandalism?

The city of Petra, that stone facade that was immortalized in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. It was a superstition that if you shot that facade in the right spot, gold would pour out. Go look at old photos or drawings of Petra, lots of bullet holes pocked the stone.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 02:11 AM (DzHIM)

713 @703
Thought it was one of Napoleon's artillery officers.
----------------------

According to Wiki, there are sketches of the noseless Sphinx that pre-date Napoleon's birth.

The "Muslims did it" story apparently revolves around a particular Muslim who was enraged to discover that the locals were leaving offerings for the Sphinx, and defaced it to try and get them to stop. According to the story, he was subsequently hanged for vandalism.

Posted by: junior at July 20, 2016 02:12 AM (RN+xI)

714 "Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 02:07 AM (DW+jj) "

When the Greeks took over Egypt, they had themselves depicted in Egyptian-style iconography to enhance the legitimacy of their reign, most even taking on a traditional Pharonic dynastic name/title.

I guess that's some early 'cultural appropriation,' right? The Egyptians must have felt mighty triggered.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 02:14 AM (kumBu)

715 Maybe the Sphinx was Jewish? After over 4,000 years she would certainly be due for a nose job. The plastic surgeon just botched the operation.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 02:16 AM (kumBu)

716 Some of this "art" is damn spooky. There was something about something with serpents giving birth. Something very weird, disturbing.

What were these dudes into 12,000 years ago? Some funky shit by their art.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 02:02 AM (DW+jj)
---
Or maybe it is a reference to the ancient Pelasgian creation myth of the serpent created by the goddess Eurynome, dancing on the waves. She is then fertilized by the serpent and gives birth to the cosmic egg, which the serpent hatches.

Imagine the stained glass pictures in that church.

And hi everyone!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 20, 2016 02:18 AM (jR7Wy)

717 Broseidon King. Not really from the 2d Century AD in Egypt came a book claiming that Alexander of Macedon was really the son of an Egyptian king. Thus was totes legit to be ruler. Of course even earlier while still alive Alexander was linked to the Egyptian pantheon.

His general Ptolemy, after the death of Alexander, intercepted the funeral train and stole his body to strengthen Ptolemy's claim to rule Egypt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 02:19 AM (DzHIM)

718 714 "Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 02:07 AM (DW+jj) "

When the Greeks took over Egypt, they had themselves depicted in Egyptian-style iconography to enhance the legitimacy of their reign, most even taking on a traditional Pharonic dynastic name/title.

I guess that's some early 'cultural appropriation,' right? The Egyptians must have felt mighty triggered.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 20, 2016 02:14 AM (kumBu)



I recently listened to Dan Carlin's Hardcore History on the Fall of the Roman Republic. Egypt does play a role, because Caesar. Apparently the Ptolemy Pharaoh's never bothered to learn to speak Egyptian and just spoke Greek. And they were Greek but practiced the Egyptian tradition of the only blood a Pharaoh is worth marrying is royal blood, so that means your sister. Cleopatra was one of those sisters. Of course she was also unique in that she actually spoke Egyptian as well.

Posted by: buzzion at July 20, 2016 02:21 AM (bMG0w)

719 All Hail Eris, in that church's west nave will be representations of how all the people of the Earth arose from Sedna, you know the dog-people for when she had sex with the family pet and real people the Inuit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 02:21 AM (DzHIM)

720 And also, Don trump Jr. is on fire.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 20, 2016 02:22 AM (jR7Wy)

721 The Ptolemaic Dynasty all the male rulers were named Ptolemy which can lead to confusion.

When Julius rolled into Alexandria there was a succession squabble going on that threatened Rome's grain supply which meant the public would get really peeved if their bread got cut off.

The squabble was between Cleopatra VII and her 13 year old brother Ptolemy. They were supposed to be co-regents of Egypt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 02:24 AM (DzHIM)

722 Read recently that a Philistine cemetery is being excavated now. Will be interesting to see what sort of DNA they find. Link in nick.

Posted by: Wolfish Grin at July 20, 2016 02:25 AM (qPJBi)

723 #646

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saga_of_Pliocene_Exile

The Julian May series about humans discovering an alien civilization in an ancient period is pretty good. The humans go there on a one-way trip through a time gate because they just cannot fit in to the civilization of the 22nd Century.

The series refers to a lot of backstory in our future that gets filled in by another series of books.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 20, 2016 02:26 AM (IdCqF)

724 And before I go, how could I not think to mention the legend of the Hall of Records. The ancient Atlantians, "knowing their fate", created libraries in several strategic location around the world to store their knowledge (and maybe technology).

One location is supposed to be under the Sphinx, and they've found cavities under there with ground penetrating radar, which adds to the legend.

Now, add to that the Ancient Aliens/Anunnaki, or just plain very high-tech Atlantis, all human, and you have this legend that the Hall of Records contains wondrous things, a library containing the "true history of mankind", along with all sorts of wondrous advanced technology. The "Secrets of the Ancients".

This Hall of Records thing started with, or the modern form, with Edgar Cayce, "The American Prophet", who would go into trances and divine all sorts of shits, like past lives in Atlantis and all that stuff. He prophesied that the Hall of Records would be found by now.

So we have conspiracy theories that it has been found, by the US government, and they're covering it up, because "we can't handle the truth" and all that.

They've even got pyramids and Sphinxes in Alaska, with tales of Men in Black covering it up, and secret bases built around them, where they uncover the secrets.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 02:33 AM (DW+jj)

725 Imagine the stained glass pictures in that church.

Imagine it quick cause it B triggering me!!!!!

Posted by: Cafeteria Worker at Yale ... at July 20, 2016 02:36 AM (AoK0a)

726 The squabble was between Cleopatra VII and her 13 year old brother Ptolemy. They were supposed to be co-regents of Egypt.

I thought it started earlier w/Cleo's older sister deposing their father (temporarily) while he was visiting Rome.

Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at July 20, 2016 02:39 AM (AoK0a)

727 Retirement age? I don't think that will apply for all but the wealthy within a couple decades. You'll work until there is no work available or you're no longer able. Then it's off to the processing plant for you.

That is the nice version.

I would not be surprised if some group of highly placed people are plotting the means by which they'll reduced the number of humans on the planet by at least a third. Depending on your particular focus, it will solve nearly every big problem. National economy being crushed under the weight of unpayable pensions for a elderly population that relies on a far less numerous generation to hold things together? Get rid of a lot of old people in a short period and you'll free up a huge chunk of money from those pensions and make the problem of elder care manageable. Worried about the environment? A lot less humans means far less environmental wear and tear without any great impact to standards of living. Got a particular ideology hell bent on conquering a world they are incapable of maintaining due to the same ideology? I'll give you one guess.

Somewhere, possibly in multiple places, there is at least one group who figures they know the perfect flowchart for deciding who stays and who goes, and determining the means to make it happen. I've suspected the current administration Middle East policy is an example of this. It makes a lot more sense of the objective is for multiple ME countries to gain nuclear capability but delivery capability limited to the region. Having the whole region actually catch fire would seem a perfect solution to those who figure it would be worth losing the oil if it meant the region simply ceased to be an issue for the rest of the world.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 20, 2016 02:40 AM (IdCqF)

728 So we have conspiracy theories that it has been found, by the US government, and they're covering it up, because "we can't handle the truth" and all that.

They gotta hide TFG's university grades somewhere ...

Posted by: Adriane the History of Conspiracies Critic ... at July 20, 2016 02:41 AM (AoK0a)

729 Adriane that could be. I don't remember all the stuff that has managed to pour into my brain box.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 02:46 AM (DzHIM)

730 727
Retirement age? I don't think that will apply for all but the wealthy
within a couple decades. You'll work until there is no work available or
you're no longer able. Then it's off to the processing plant for you.

That is the nice version.

I
would not be surprised if some group of highly placed people are
plotting the means by which they'll reduced the number of humans on the
planet by at least a third. Depending on your particular focus, it will
solve nearly every big problem. National economy being crushed under the
weight of unpayable pensions for a elderly population that relies on a
far less numerous generation to hold things together? Get rid of a lot
of old people in a short period and you'll free up a huge chunk of money
from those pensions and make the problem of elder care manageable.
Worried about the environment? A lot less humans means far less
environmental wear and tear without any great impact to standards of
living. Got a particular ideology hell bent on conquering a world they
are incapable of maintaining due to the same ideology? I'll give you one
guess.

Somewhere, possibly in multiple places, there is at least
one group who figures they know the perfect flowchart for deciding who
stays and who goes, and determining the means to make it happen. I've
suspected the current administration Middle East policy is an example of
this. It makes a lot more sense of the objective is for multiple ME
countries to gain nuclear capability but delivery capability limited to
the region. Having the whole region actually catch fire would seem a
perfect solution to those who figure it would be worth losing the oil if
it meant the region simply ceased to be an issue for the rest of the
world.


Posted by: Epobirs at July 20, 2016 02:40 AM (IdCqF)


The amount of pensions that assume an 8% return vs what is currently available in the market is very worrisome. Just about every "defined benefit" pension scheme is underwater. Sensible people would make them illegal -- normal politicians would crash the overall economy to try to pretend they work.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2016 02:47 AM (EzgxV)

731 The amount of pensions that assume an 8% return vs what is currently available in the market is very worrisome. Just about every "defined benefit" pension scheme is underwater. Sensible people would make them illegal -- normal politicians would crash the overall economy to try to pretend they work.

We have top men working on it. Top. Men.

Posted by: We're from the government and we're here to help ... at July 20, 2016 02:52 AM (AoK0a)

732 731
The amount of pensions that assume an 8% return vs what is currently
available in the market is very worrisome. Just about every "defined
benefit" pension scheme is underwater. Sensible people would make them
illegal -- normal politicians would crash the overall economy to try to
pretend they work.



We have top men working on it. Top. Men.

Posted by: We're from the government and we're here to help ... at July 20, 2016 02:52 AM (AoK0a)


Establishment of a "defined benefit" pension plan should be a capital crime.

....but I only think that 'cause I understand how they work.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2016 02:56 AM (EzgxV)

733 if Ace and the horde were to incorporate, and offer up a retirement program that mirrored Social Security, we would all be arrested, and thus have our retirements taken care of...

the new American retirement plan is "W*rk Until You Die"

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 20, 2016 02:57 AM (8WVNP)

734 Establishment of a "defined benefit" pension plan should be a capital crime.

....but I only think that 'cause I understand how they work.


I'm for letting young people opt out of Social Security ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ponzi Scheme Critic ... at July 20, 2016 02:58 AM (AoK0a)

735 Dang publius -- I was with ya till that last comment there at 724.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 02:58 AM (qUNWi)

736 I say we give serious thought to the Albanian option. We just turn them all into ponzi schemes that pretend to be invested in drug smuggling and the like, and when it all crashes, we just go simian feces for a few years and get it out of our systems.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanian_civil_war_of_1997

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 02:59 AM (E8LZg)

737 When even FDR knew public employee unions were a formula for disaster, it should get attention but it's all too easy for politicians to score in the near term by creating problems that blow up long after they're out of the blast radius.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 20, 2016 02:59 AM (IdCqF)

738 The post above at last I've read
Just in time to head for bed

Posted by: mindful webworker was here at July 20, 2016 03:04 AM (0PD0H)

739 733
if Ace and the horde were to incorporate, and offer up a retirement
program that mirrored Social Security, we would all be arrested, and
thus have our retirements taken care of...

the new American retirement plan is "W*rk Until You Die"


Posted by: redc1c4 at July 20, 2016 02:57 AM (8WVNP)

The new American paradigm is "borrow yourself into forever-payments to get a useless college degree". Since you'll never be able to pay that off, work until you die.

And, if you don't recognize it already.... http://avalon.law.yale.edu/19th_century/ajveto01.asp


"It is to be regretted that the rich and powerful too often bend the
acts of government to their selfish purposes. Distinctions in society
will always exist under every just government. Equality of talents, of
education, or of wealth can not be produced by human institutions. In
the full enjoyment of the gifts of Heaven and the fruits of superior
industry, economy, and virtue, every man is equally entitled to
protection by law; but when the laws undertake to add to these natural
and just advantages artificial distinctions, to grant titles,
gratuities, and exclusive privileges, to make the rich richer and the
potent more powerful, the humble members of society-the farmers,
mechanics, and laborers-who have neither the time nor the means of
securing like favors to themselves, have a right to complain of the
injustice of their Government. There are no necessary evils in
government. Its evils exist only in its abuses. If it would confine
itself to equal protection, and, as Heaven does its rains, shower its
favors alike on the high and the low, the rich and the poor, it would be
an unqualified blessing. In the act before me there seems to be a wide
and unnecessary departure from these just principles.


Nor is our Government to be maintained or our Union preserved by
invasions of the rights and powers of the several States. In thus
attempting to make our General Government strong we make it weak. Its
true strength consists in leaving individuals and States as much as
possible to themselves-in making itself felt, not in its power, but in
its beneficence; not in its control, but in its protection; not in
binding the States more closely to the center, but leaving each to move
unobstructed in its proper orbit.


Experience should teach us wisdom. Most of the difficulties our
Government now encounters and most of the dangers which impend over our
Union have sprung from an abandonment of the legitimate objects of
Government by our national legislation, and the adoption of such
principles as are embodied in this act. Many of our rich men have not
been content with equal protection and equal benefits, but have besought
us to make them richer by act of Congress. By attempting to gratify
their desires we have in the results of our legislation arrayed section
against section, interest against interest, and man against man, in a
fearful commotion which threatens to shake the foundations of our Union.
It is time to pause in our career to review our principles, and if
possible revive that devoted patriotism and spirit of compromise which
distinguished the sages of the Revolution and the fathers of our Union.
If we can not at once, in justice to interests vested under improvident
legislation, make our Government what it ought to be, we can at least
take a stand against all new grants of monopolies and exclusive
privileges, against any prostitution of our Government to the
advancement of the few at the expense of the many, and in favor of
compromise and gradual reform in our code of laws and system of
political economy.

I have now done my duty to my country. If sustained by my fellow
citizens, I shall be grateful and happy; if not, I shall find in the
motives which impel me ample grounds for contentment and peace. In the
difficulties which surround us and the dangers which threaten our
institutions there is cause for neither dismay nor alarm. For relief and
deliverance let us firmly rely on that kind Providence which I am sure
watches with peculiar care over the destinies of our Republic, and on
the intelligence and wisdom of our countrymen. Through His abundant
goodness and heir patriotic devotion our liberty and Union will be
preserved."

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2016 03:07 AM (EzgxV)

740 I should point out that I gave Vendette an Andy Jackson dollar coin some time ago...

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2016 03:12 AM (EzgxV)

741 Okee dokee. Well, I've gone and done it. Anybody have any idea about Muslims from Kosovo who've come to this country? Are they connected? Should I be worried?

A coworker, nasty bitch, bully and all that, pushed me too far finally and I cursed, so the boss called us out back to discuss our discontent. I've been letting her have a lot of rope, and killed her with kindness, hoping she'd hang herself. She finally did, called me liar, pitched a hissy fit, gave her office key to the boss and said goodbye.

So, she didn't come in the office today, so I am guessing she was serious about walking out. Not that I'm gonna miss her.

Now I'm worried about her muzzie buddies and if they have crap like vendettas and such.

Probably a shame that I lost my handguns in that horrible canoe accident.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 20, 2016 03:14 AM (+YMhA)

742 Tcn - Albanians, muzzie or not, are a violent, clannish bunch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 03:18 AM (E8LZg)

743 735: Oh, I don't believe a word of that particular Hall of Records crap. All this stuff amuses me, if that wasn't clear. I mean, it's good sci-fi fantasy stuff. I think they intertwine and feed off each other. The kooks comes up with something they really believe from seeds perhaps planted from sci-fi. Then the sci-fi guys expand on what the kooks come up with. And the cycle goes on and on.

I mixed up what I really believe with all this crap. I do believe in an ancient Ice Age civilization -- think Bronze Age or a little better.

I do not believe in the ancient aliens, Anunnaki, or high-tech human Atlantis and all the related conspiracies.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 03:18 AM (DW+jj)

744 Posted by: tcn in AK at July 20, 2016 03:14 AM (+YMhA)

Sorry I can't help you. My only experience is with crazy Albanians and they're typically MINOs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 20, 2016 03:18 AM (jR7Wy)

745 Night all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 20, 2016 03:24 AM (DzHIM)

746 741
Okee dokee. Well, I've gone and done it. Anybody have any idea about
Muslims from Kosovo who've come to this country? Are they connected?
Should I be worried?



A coworker, nasty bitch, bully and all that, pushed me too far
finally and I cursed, so the boss called us out back to discuss our
discontent. I've been letting her have a lot of rope, and killed her
with kindness, hoping she'd hang herself. She finally did, called me
liar, pitched a hissy fit, gave her office key to the boss and said
goodbye.



So, she didn't come in the office today, so I am guessing she was serious about walking out. Not that I'm gonna miss her.



Now I'm worried about her muzzie buddies and if they have crap like vendettas and such.



Probably a shame that I lost my handguns in that horrible canoe accident.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 20, 2016 03:14 AM (+YMhA)


There was a guy who helped me remodel my kitchen, Drocic, who was a Bosnian muslim. Great guy. Was forced to be a tank driver against his people until he managed to bail out.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2016 03:27 AM (EzgxV)

747 The problem was likely I didn't go to the trouble of prefacing every sentence of that with "according to this crazy theory...", I just summarized the crazy theory.

So, you may have seen that as if I were stating that as fact, or what I thought was fact. The Hall of Records is a big part of this lore/fantasy/conspiracy theory, and 724 was a summary of it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 03:27 AM (DW+jj)

748 742 Tcn - Albanians, muzzie or not, are a violent, clannish bunch.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 03:18 AM (E8LZg)

I thought Kosovo was Yugoslavian--about half muzzie and half Catholic. But culturally? They seem rather miserable and sort of Iron Curtainish, at least this nasty piece of work does. Never smiles, doesn't talk if she can just grunt, lots of hair on the upper lip, that sort of thing.

And a bully, a liar, and a brown-noser, straight up, without any subtlety at all. Walked like the East German swimming team members. She was more than surprised that I didn't take her crap or kiss her ass.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 20, 2016 03:37 AM (+YMhA)

749 Ok publius -- thank you for clearing that up.

I'm with ya now.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 03:40 AM (qUNWi)

750 Tcn - kosovar albanians are Yugos the same way the ten million illegals in this country are americans. Most kosovar albanians moved there in the past one or two generations, and promptly, once there were enough of them, started pushing the native serbs out.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 03:43 AM (E8LZg)

751 Cooth -

Bosnians are a different matter. They're jugos in good standing, most of em.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 03:44 AM (E8LZg)

752 744
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 20, 2016 03:14 AM (+YMhA)



Sorry I can't help you. My only experience is with crazy Albanians and they're typically MINOs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 20, 2016 03:18 AM (jR7Wy)


Had a guy working at my company in the stockroom, did some side jobs for me. Albanian. Total sweetheart in the stockroom and worked his ass off on my side jobs. I think you can get good Albanian guys if you screen 'em.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2016 03:45 AM (EzgxV)

753 750 Tcn - kosovar albanians are Yugos the same way the ten million illegals in this country are americans. Most kosovar albanians moved there in the past one or two generations, and promptly, once there were enough of them, started pushing the native serbs out.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 03:43 AM (E8LZg)

Okay, so, what is the muzzie connection? Were they always muslim, are they leftovers from the middle ages, did they come in since the Ottoman Empire crashed, what? She said that half her country was Catholic, so I'm assuming the muzzies have been pushing the Catholics out?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 20, 2016 03:45 AM (+YMhA)

754 @741 Posted by: tcn in AK

Are you in the US? If yes, ten don't sweat it.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 20, 2016 03:48 AM (E8UjU)

755 Mornin'.

Just woke up to learn that Twitter has permanently banned Milo. Moments before the Citizens for Trump shindig began. Pure coincidence. And he was banned on a complaint by Ghostbusters actress Leslie Jones. Whom he had never Tweeted at.

#FreeMilo



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 20, 2016 03:49 AM (WlGX+)

756 749: No problem, it's just the limitations of writing online. When you get to writing more conversational than formal, the body language and tone of voice is lost. If we were talking in person, it would likely be more clear when my tongue was in my cheek vs when I was serious.

Second, this crazy crap is familiar to me, but not familiar to you or others maybe, and so hearing it cold. The old Art Bell show, when Art was still around, used to have a lot of the cast of characters that weave these tales on, and that's part of it.

And then, on an older forum, of which we've since had sort of falling out a few years ago, I and other used to debunk some of this stuff for fun. Well, the astrophysics. The other fields I don't know well, and others did that.

So when I'm talking this stuff, I'm very familiar with it, and it's sort of a given what's crazy and what's serious.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 03:50 AM (DW+jj)

757 751
Cooth -



Bosnians are a different matter. They're jugos in good standing, most of em.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 03:44 AM (E8LZg)


By an accident of history, I worked at a place in Silicon Valley where the shop floor was roughly 1/3 hispanic; 1/3 vietnamese, and 1/3 yugoslavian.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 20, 2016 03:51 AM (EzgxV)

758 Hundreds of fans around the world get their Kate Bush on:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hon9x28

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 20, 2016 03:51 AM (WlGX+)

759 Not exactly. The turks ran that area for a long time. A lot of albanians were and are muslims.

The problem isn't islam with them. It's the experience of being run by an insane commie dictatorship that turned the country into an armed camp, and then collapsed and left criminal gangs more ornless In charge of the place for about 20 years or so. Civil war, etc.

Jugoslavia used to take in albanians, during the iron curtain days, for reasons of humanity, socialist brotherhood, and to jave more people to work the coal and iron mines and works in Kosovo. They just let it get out of hand....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 03:52 AM (E8LZg)

760 @757 cthulhu

If they were 50% female, I could see where that could get distracting.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 20, 2016 03:52 AM (E8UjU)

761

Cth:

Typing of Silicon Valley, prior to making the phone call today, I got an e-mail last night (and real-time response) for The Phone Call ... we agreed to today. I was told to expect another call in a few days.

Who knew that simply waiting would work?

Posted by: Arbalest at July 20, 2016 03:55 AM (FlRtG)

762 Second, this crazy crap is familiar to me, but not familiar to you or others maybe, and so hearing it cold. The old Art Bell show, when Art was still around, used to have a lot of the cast of characters that weave these tales on, and that's part of it.

Oh...it's familiar to me too. You just put a bit of a scare in me for a moment there.

I thought you were going Giorgio Tsoukalos on me all of a sudden.

I understand. The internet is a flawed communication format.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2016 03:58 AM (qUNWi)

763 A bit of history on the Kosovo albanians. From the nyt, in 1984:

http://www.nytimes.com/1984/10/05/world/yugoslavia-s-albanians-poor-proud-and-prolific.html

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 20, 2016 04:13 AM (E8LZg)

764 Did someone say "Old Art Bell"? I remember this guy and Edgar Caycee being the subject of many a show.

http://www.daniken.com/de/index.htm

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 04:20 AM (WVsWD)

765 I think this is the Famous "after the flood" map.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z7orwlz

Can't remember the guys name though.

And as always, beware of links shared by those you don't know.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 04:25 AM (WVsWD)

766 Von Daniken is one of the ancient alien guys, goes back a long time. Sitchin is a different strain. I think Art had Sitchin on at least once, but Sitchin has died since then. But a lot of his true believers still carry on, and modify and expand on him.

Cayce is big in the Atlantis lore. Of course, he also prophesied we'd be all under water by now, some massive "pole shift" or something. This was tied in with 2012 end-of-the-world Mayan stuff. It didn't happen, so nobody talks much about that part of Cayce.

There were many a map of how the world was supposed to look after this 2012 destruction.




Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 04:32 AM (DW+jj)

767 Some interesting charts at the web site Democide on goverments killing their own citizens.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2016 04:36 AM (bksJQ)

768 "There were many a map of how the world was supposed to look after this 2012 destruction."

What was the guys name that Art had on many of times? Stitchen?

I think he was the first to run with a map and had many imitators. I was driving a Truck at the time and listened mostly for the laughs.

The guy from the "Planetary Republic of Pleiades" was funny too. Where did that a space alien with that mid western accent? Come on now, everyone knows that space aliens have a California accent about them.

Duude!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 04:44 AM (WVsWD)

769 The old Antiquities Minister from Egypt was pretty good though. He stuck with mostly the facts on what they were finding and to my remembrance, didn't get into the alien theories.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 04:49 AM (WVsWD)

770 Animals version is better

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2016 04:50 AM (bksJQ)

771 Jasser? or something close to that.

I heard he was fearing for his life under Morsi, but didn't hear what happend to him.

Posted by: JarvisW at July 20, 2016 04:51 AM (R1ejq)

772 Zahi Awass was the mans name. I had to look it up. He's still around.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 04:54 AM (WVsWD)

773 Ahhh...

Whiney butt Richard Hoagland. Forgot about him.

Won't somebody pay attention to me please!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 04:59 AM (WVsWD)

774 Yeah, Zahi Awass. The MoBro revolution wasn't good for him, he got ousted, and then charged with some crimes. I think he's off the hook now, but he's still on the outs.

He had absolutely no truck with all the "pyrimidiot" stuff, and got into a few heated debates with a few of them.

Art had Sitchin on only once or so. He didn't do too much of that. Art had several Doomsday guys on. Ed Dames was a big one. Then some other guy Scallion, I think. There were several and I'm probably forgetting a big name or two.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 04:59 AM (DW+jj)

775 Hawass, actually.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 05:01 AM (DW+jj)

776 "Ed Dames was a big one"

That's the guy I'm thinking of. Very adamant and very ardent. He was more entertaining than some whos names fail me.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 05:02 AM (WVsWD)

777 Von Danikin was pretty nutty. My brother and I were fascinated by his stuff in the 70s but were kids. A few years later I read an article in a collection challenging popular nonsense. It was one of those moments when you realized how much of of a sucker you've been. The author pointed out that there were any number of remarkable construction in the ancients world created by lighter skinned people that Von Danikin chose to ignore because apparently only dark skinned people needed alien assistance to make things by methods that weren't immediately obvious to moderns.

Long after engineers forced themselves to think in context of the problem and figured out how, for example, the pyramids were likely built, there are people who still look for fantastic explanations. These are the same kinds of people who think modern technology was given a boost from reverse engineering stuff recovered at Roswell. This in spite of the fact that all of this stuff was created under well documented situations and the initial discoverers of behavior that could be applied to create things like transistors are not shadowy figures but well known. Yet this BS keeps turning up on shows like Star Trek and others.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 20, 2016 05:02 AM (IdCqF)

778 Dames was the big remote viewer. Diving all this stuff through the power of his mind (and patented techniques, which I think he charged to teach you). The solar kill shot, that was his Doomsday. Massive Solar eruption. Any day now. Been 20 years since he was spewing that stuff.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 05:04 AM (DW+jj)

779 The Art Bell show was for me, just a distraction. I preferred to do most of my driving at night and he kept me awake.

I even got on the air once.

"East of the Rockies you are on the air!

My one and only brush with fame.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 05:05 AM (WVsWD)

780 The guy with the map was the creator of the map. So I don't think it was Dames. If you wanted a copy IIRC you had to buy that map.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 05:09 AM (WVsWD)

781 I forgot the H.

I do stuff like that sometimes. Sometimes I forget whole words.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 05:10 AM (WVsWD)

782 " Zahi Awass was the mans name. I had to look it up. He's still around."



The guy is an Egyptian history marvel. The head of The Egyptian Antiquities Museum if I recall.

But don't get him onto politics. Ugh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 20, 2016 05:14 AM (DZ/tG)

783 " The Art Bell show was for me, just a distraction. I preferred to do most of my driving at night and he kept me awake.

I even got on the air once. "




You devil.


Used to spend every night drifting off with Art in the background. Good times.

Maybe I heard you?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 20, 2016 05:17 AM (DZ/tG)

784 Maybe I heard you?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 20, 2016 05:17 AM (DZ/tG)

Possible RK, although I would have bored right back to sleep.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 05:26 AM (WVsWD)

785 Linda Morton Howe?

Ok if that name is correct, what was her schtick?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 05:29 AM (WVsWD)

786 "Possible RK, although I would have bored right back to sleep. "



Don't worry, Tim. It was good time spent.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 20, 2016 05:33 AM (DZ/tG)

787 "Ok if that name is correct, what was her schtick?"



Okay, Linda Molton Howe. She was big into the "cattle mutilation" phenomemoh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 20, 2016 05:36 AM (DZ/tG)

788 Some dude phone in from a small plane he was going to fly right into "Area 51", Nellis AFB. He narrated his navigation, then began screaming about a military plane buzzing him, and "click", the line went dead.

I think they proved the call a hoax. There was something in the background of the recording that wouldn't be heard up in a small plane or something.

You can try to get in that air base. They will catch you rather quickly, and the usual procedure is the guards turn you over to the Sheriff. And they will catch you, they've got some pretty sophisticated technology to catch humans trying to cross into the base space. Be nice if they'd use that on the border......

Of course, if they thought you were some real security threat, it might federal crime territory. I remember something about people upset that Art and similar would be encouraging this kind of thing, which would get idiots in big trouble.

Basically, if you're just some thrill seeker, they make a point of scaring the shit of you, then turning you over the Sheriff, who then holds in the can for a while.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 05:37 AM (DW+jj)

789 Linda is still going strong. Noory has her on all the time. Now, the tale they've worked up with the aliens, well, it's getting bigger and better.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 05:39 AM (DW+jj)

790 Linda Moulton Howe.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 20, 2016 05:39 AM (DW+jj)

791 "Linda Moulton Howe. "


Thank you.


I believe the vast majority were natural deaths. Cows, as well as other animals, will bleed differently depending on the time of year.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 20, 2016 05:44 AM (DZ/tG)

792 I am only on my first cup of coffee, but did I wake up in 2012? Please tell me no.

Posted by: Quirky bookworm at July 20, 2016 05:49 AM (gppsv)

793 I tried listening to Noorie. Just couldn't. Art had that friendly yet sinister vibe going. Made you to want to hear more more.

George? Not so much.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 05:49 AM (WVsWD)

794 Good Morning Morons. Today is Wednesday, July 20, 2016. On this day in 1934 police in Minneapolis fired upon striking communist truck drivers, during the Minneapolis Teamsters Strike of 1934, killing two and wounding sixty-seven. Yes, nearly all of the initial unions in the US during the 30s were communist organizations. They still are, just under a different name.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 05:59 AM (mpXpK)

795 The NeverTrumps lost out yesterday and RINO Ryan jumped on the bandwagon. I know that had to chafe his RNCe RINO ass.


http://tinyurl.com/htoeeop

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

796 And Skankles is looking at Kain and Vilsack. Kain to help increasingly purple VA. Vilsack really would bring nothing because Iowa has long voted Democrat. I was hoping she would nominate Lyingwatha. But I guess two far left troll commies that are yuuuge liars is just too much.


http://tinyurl.com/z4wayms

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

797 Muncie billboard draws the ire of the permanently offended.


http://tinyurl.com/zdqnwr8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:00 AM (mpXpK)

798 Female Air Force LT found dead in her apartment in UAE. No cause of death given.


http://tinyurl.com/ha8dura

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

799 RIP Gary Marshall at 81.


http://tinyurl.com/z3jqyvh

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

800 Yale bows to PC and union and gives the black worker who smashed an old stained glass window his job back and they have dropped criminal charges.


http://tinyurl.com/h8yufcw

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

801 Democrat election fraud wins again. A federal judge has nullified WI's photo ID requirement for voting despite the fact that the Supreme Court has upheld these laws multiple times. Yes, he is a Democrat appointed by Crooked Clinton the unconvicted felon and perjurer.


http://tinyurl.com/ztqtvqk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

802 muzzie stabs a mother and her three young daughters at a resort in the French Alps. No name or description of attacker was given here but it is obvious he was a muzzie who was offended by the girls wearing shorts. I guess the French press is taking a cue from the US press. Indeed the police have said the motive is "unknown". Other news sources do say he was a muzzie who, of course, was named Mohamed.


http://tinyurl.com/hk3pct9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

803 Megyn Kelly jumps on the Ailes bashing train now and Ailes is said to be negotiating his departure from Fox. So what was Kelly's beef? She did not like the way he "hugged" her once a long time ago.


http://tinyurl.com/jzbgwe5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

804 And it looks like a lot of other Fox News big names may leave with Ailes. Kelly is not well liked by her co-workers.


http://tinyurl.com/h2ckc3h

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

805 Scott Walker is campaigning for RINO Ryan. It looks like they are getting worried now.


http://tinyurl.com/gnzauwz

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

806 Milo Yiannopoulos has been permanently banned from Twitter due to a false allegation by Ghost Busters II actress. Gays are not protected by liberal media if they are conservatives.


http://tinyurl.com/zo4gm6p

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

807 And BB says this is what sparked the complaint by the Ghost Busters actress. Note that it had nothing to do with Twitter. It was a bad review of the movie.


http://tinyurl.com/hh8e3cc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

808 The best and brightest of the U.S. military and special operations community will quit if Hillary Clinton gets elected president, according to Benghazi survivor and former CIA operative John "Tig" Tiegen.



http://tinyurl.com/j9c953q

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

809 HUD secretary guilty as sin and free as a bird. Obama will issue no penalty for violation of the Hatch Act. Most corrupt administration ever.


http://tinyurl.com/jv7wrm9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

810 Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte has stated he will not abide by the Paris Agreement, an international climate change pact, calling the deal stupid and absurd, and accusing developed countries of imposing on less wealthy states after having committed their own share of environmental atrocities


No he is not trashing the illegal AGW treaty in Paris because it is fraud. He is trashing it because he wants money. That is the purpose of this fraudulent crap to begin with. A transfer of cash form the "rich west" to the third world.


http://tinyurl.com/gnac7a5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

811 The "real" reason for the AGW scam is well documented and in some cases even admitted by officials in the UN. But you will never hear this from ANY US news agency, including Fox.


http://tinyurl.com/zoaa53d

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

812 Noted non-scientist Joy Behar trashes AGW skeptics with her flawless stupidity.


http://tinyurl.com/z4cvpn2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

813 Obama wants a rehearing from SCOTUS on his illegal amnesty while he is violating the last ruling. Could there be some reason he wants this now? Yes, he wants the rehearing after Scalia's post is filled . . . by Scankles. And we all know the RINOs in the Senate will jump all over themselves approving any loon that Scankles would nominate.


http://tinyurl.com/z4vw3k7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

814 Once again Politifact demonstrates that it is a Democrat front group.


http://tinyurl.com/gobkrxh

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:05 AM (mpXpK)

815 Banks are still enforcing Obama's illegal Operation Chokepoint despite Obama saying he has withdrawn it.


http://tinyurl.com/zqj58ta

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

816 Heritage wants congress to cut so-called autopilot spending which has grown to 68% of the federal budget. What they mean is cut SS, Medicare, and interest payments. The interest payments are skyrocketing because Obama annually spends trillions more than they take in despite record high income tax collection. And most of that deficit has not been approved by congress.


http://tinyurl.com/hkug7m3

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

817 And here is one of the many reasons that mandatory spending is out of control. But you will not hear about this campaign proposal by Scankles on any of the news articles. It takes a conservative "news" columnist to release it that 90% of the public will never see.


http://tinyurl.com/jnrfxo7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

818 And here is some of that illegal spending by Obama that should be terminated with extreme prejudice.


http://tinyurl.com/hbmpn89

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

819 The out of control FDA does not require "intent" to jail people for violation of their regulations. Indeed, you do not even have to be the one who committed the crime or even have knowledge of the crime. I guess these egg farmers need to change their last name to Clinton.


http://tinyurl.com/jr6m6nc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

820 Ramirez


http://tinyurl.com/j9j9hes


(Note: The heart says Trump.)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:07 AM (mpXpK)

821
That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:07 AM (mpXpK)

822 Hate to sound like a blues snob but I've always preferred Lead Belly's "House of the Rising Sun," which he titled "In New Orleans."

806 Milo Yiannopoulos has been permanently banned from Twitter due to a false allegation by Ghost Busters II actress. Gays are not protected by liberal media if they are conservatives.


In his speech last night at Gays for Trump, Milo said "I got banned for life because I got into a fight with the black ghostbuster. What a humiliating end to a wonderful run."

He went on to call Leslie Jones "the tertiary star of a fucking feminist flop."


Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 20, 2016 06:09 AM (WlGX+)

823 House of The Rising Sun had been around for a long time before The Animals had that mega-hit with it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:17 AM (mpXpK)

824 823 House of The Rising Sun had been around for a long time before The Animals had that mega-hit with it.

Yep, lots of versions in the 30s and 40s, but it dates way back as a folk song, at least to the mid-19th century. May even be of British origin, though the French have staked a claim as well.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Some People Call Me Maurice at July 20, 2016 06:23 AM (WlGX+)

825 Had to figure out how to get into my twitter account just now.


So I could deactivate it.

So that makes FB, and Twitter, gone.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 20, 2016 06:29 AM (ptqRm)

826 Wow- the Animals looked nothing at like I imagined. So good though.

Posted by: MTF at July 20, 2016 06:30 AM (/m8T6)

827 825
Had to figure out how to get into my twitter account just now.





So I could deactivate it.



So that makes FB, and Twitter, gone.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 20, 2016 06:29 AM (ptqRm)

Social media has never been your friend. And even if you cancel your account they do not delete your data which they sell to other companies.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:30 AM (mpXpK)

828 Scott Walker going all in for abdullah ryan? I would think twice about that. How much will this tarnish his image. His exit speech from the primaries did hi no favors and now this.

BTW, Walker was my first choice. Not the Golden Haired Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 06:31 AM (WVsWD)

829 Good Morning.
Another nice summer day, except the rain that has been promised for 5 days has gone poof.
They started by promising 1.5 inches, Hooray!!. Then .7, still good. then .5, um okay
Yesterday it was at .25 which is like a tablespoon full on a football field.
This morning 0% chance.
So, time to start watering....again

Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2016 06:33 AM (8ikIW)

830 A friend of mine keeps telling me we have nothing to fear from the Chinese. He says "they aren't history's aggressors!", by which he means they don't have a well-defined cultural imperative to invade their neighbors. He's comparing them, in his own mind to the better known Germans, the Japanese, and even the muslims.

Wrong. Just check the chart, I'll say. They haven't been the aggressors lately maybe, but that's the best you could say.

Posted by: MTF at July 20, 2016 06:34 AM (/m8T6)

831 829
Good Morning.
Another nice summer day, except the rain that has been promised for 5 days has gone poof.
They started by promising 1.5 inches, Hooray!!. Then .7, still good. then .5, um okay
Yesterday it was at .25 which is like a tablespoon full on a football field.
This morning 0% chance.
So, time to start watering....again


Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2016 06:33 AM (8ikIW)

I wish I could send you some of our rain. Big thunderstorms every day last week. Looks like it will continue this week.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:37 AM (mpXpK)

832 Once again I'm thanking my lucky stars I never opened a Twitter or FB (or any other social media) account. There's something to be said for procrastination. Every so often it'll save you from yourself.

'Morning, horde.

Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2016 06:41 AM (FiNj9)

833
Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Thanks for the news, Vic.

The producer Mike Todd, who is known only for three things - the 1956 movie Around the World in 80 Days, the Todd-AO widescreen film format and being married to Elizabeth Taylor - was a brash, larger-than-life showman, always ready to make the grand gesture.

During the filming of 80 Days, he found himself supervising a shot that would take place aboard a dilapidated sidewheel riverboat. While the scene was being prepared, Todd noticed flocks of seagulls following the boat and asked the captain why they were there.

"They're hungry," the skipper replied. "They eat the garbage that we throw overboard. Always have."

"Garbage?"
Todd snorted. "There's not going to be any garbage on one of my movies!" Wheeling around, he pointed to the ship's galley. "You cook a proper meal and throw that overboard. Mike Todd goes first class!"

And, since I mentioned Taylor, here is a nude photo of the screen goddess, an engagement present to Todd which was taken by Taylor's close friend, actor Roddy McDowall:

http://goo.gl/rozAU3

Hope you all have a wonderful day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2016 06:42 AM (X6fMO)

834 817 http://tinyurl.com/jnrfxo7
==========================

Betsy doesn't even get around to the worst part, from a fiscal point of view. Clinton proposes an age 55 Medicare age, down from 65, despite the fact that Medicare is already stretched and runs completely in the red in just ten years.

Think about that: she's talking about removing roughly a quarter of the tax contributors (the age 55 to age 65 folks) from the revenue side of the equation, even while adding roughly a third to the beneficiary side (that same 55-65 age group).

The program will explode over night. This is all a plan to reduce the medical care provided to the elderly. If there were a genuine concern for them, she'd propose going the other way, and make the new sign-up age 67 or even 70.

Posted by: MTF at July 20, 2016 06:42 AM (/m8T6)

835 832
Once again I'm thanking my lucky stars I never opened a Twitter or FB
(or any other social media) account. There's something to be said for
procrastination. Every so often it'll save you from yourself.

'Morning, horde.


Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2016 06:41 AM (FiNj9)

I have never opened one but wifey did and she included my data in it. Probably why I get tons of spam now.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:43 AM (mpXpK)

836 I have to agree with Ace, I'm cutting back my twitter use to basically an RSS feed. Banning conservatives like C Johnson and Milo is kind of giving a big middle finger to half the population.

Posted by: bjk at July 20, 2016 06:44 AM (x2rNW)

837 Posted by: MTF at July 20, 2016 06:42 AM (/m8T6)

As I understand things, if hillyzbub gets elected, she will have printing presses cranking out Franklins, 24-7-365-4 or 8.

So no prob on covering all those new peeps on MC.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 06:46 AM (WVsWD)

838 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:37 AM (mpXpK)

For two years I've watched lines of thunderstorms approach our county, only to wash out or break apart when they hit the western county line. While the rest of the state has plenty of moisture we're barely getting by.

This pattern is so remarkable that I'm wondering what influences it. Maybe it's the Big River, though it doesn't seem to affect anywhere else. Maybe it's the nuke plant across the river. Whatever it is, it happens every last time. A front that looks like the end of the world bears down on us and then just evaporates. Very frustrating.

Also, I'm noting wind farms showing up on weather radar. Didn't expect that.

Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2016 06:47 AM (FiNj9)

839 833 http://goo.gl/rozAU3
====================

Spectacular, MPPPP- thanks very much!

Posted by: MTF at July 20, 2016 06:50 AM (/m8T6)

840 Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2016 06:47 AM (FiNj9)

Dark and gloomy here. Going to rain shortly. Got a hose handy? I'll send ya some of the water.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 06:51 AM (WVsWD)

841 Hope you all have a wonderful day.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2016 06:42 AM (X6fMO)
The day brightened considerably with those pix of Elizabeth Taylor. Thanks, MP4.

Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2016 06:51 AM (FiNj9)

842 Great morning so far....The House Of The Rising Sun and a nude 24 year old Elizabeth Taylor! It's going to be a good day.

Posted by: MTF at July 20, 2016 06:52 AM (/m8T6)

843 834 The program will explode over night. This is all a
plan to reduce the medical care provided to the elderly. If there were a
genuine concern for them, she'd propose going the other way, and make
the new sign-up age 67 or even 70.



Posted by: MTF at July 20, 2016 06:42 AM (/m8T6)

What is even worse is that you are all but forced to sign up for it now when you reach 65. Even if you already have insurance provided by someone else. If you don't and later have to sign up for it they penalize the crap out of you. And that I do not understand at all.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:52 AM (mpXpK)

844 Twitter is fascist. Let it die

Posted by: ThunderB at July 20, 2016 06:53 AM (1XNW1)

845 804 And it looks like a lot of other Fox News big names may leave with Ailes. Kelly is not well liked by her co-workers.
_____________________

Where are they going to go? Sure, Greta Van S. can probably go back to CNN, but does anybody think the lib news networks are chomping at the bit to hire Bill O'Reilly?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 20, 2016 06:53 AM (NnYnv)

846 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2016 06:56 AM (zp+j1)

847 845 Where are they going to go? Sure, Greta Van S. can
probably go back to CNN, but does anybody think the lib news networks
are chomping at the bit to hire Bill O'Reilly?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 20, 2016 06:53 AM (NnYnv)

The article says they are contemplating starting a rival news network. And maybe, gasp, it would actually be conservative. Or they could continue like Fox and call it RNN, the RINO News Network.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 06:56 AM (mpXpK)

848 I guess the issues with plagiarism accusations against Ivana Trump's have blown over. Not a single peep this morning on the news and nothing at all in the paper.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2016 06:58 AM (iONHu)

849 does anybody think the lib news networks are chomping at the bit to hire Bill O'Reilly?

Ailes could walk into ABC News, fire everyone and bring in his team. The stockholders would shit themselves.

Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2016 06:59 AM (Doh4+)

850 >>>>Betsy doesn't even get around to the worst part, from a fiscal point of
view. Clinton proposes an age 55 Medicare age, down from 65, despite
the fact that Medicare is already stretched and runs completely in the
red in just ten years.



Think about that: she's talking about removing roughly a quarter of
the tax contributors (the age 55 to age 65 folks) from the revenue side
of the equation, even while adding roughly a third to the beneficiary
side (that same 55-65 age group).



The program will explode over night. This is all a plan to reduce
the medical care provided to the elderly. If there were a genuine
concern for them, she'd propose going the other way, and make the new
sign-up age 67 or even 70.
.
.
.
.No one will accept them as patients. The Health Group I go to from UK will not accept any new Medicare/Medicaid patients. They lose money on them. If you are an existing patient and become eligible for Medicare they will roll you over inside the practice but that's it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2016 07:01 AM (iONHu)

851 I have to agree with Ace, I'm cutting back my twitter use to basically an RSS feed. Banning conservatives like C Johnson and Milo is kind of giving a big middle finger to half the population.

Posted by: bjk


What distinguishes Twitter from any other listserv client?

Posted by: Jean at July 20, 2016 07:01 AM (Doh4+)

852 According to that article Ailes is getting a yuuuge golden parachute. He will not have to go anywhere but his lounge chair at the pool.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 07:02 AM (mpXpK)

853 The article says they are contemplating starting a rival news network. And maybe, gasp, it would actually be conservative. Or they could continue like Fox and call it RNN, the RINO News Network.
_____________________

I guess that would make more sense than trying to get jobs with the other networks, all of which are run by and infested with "progressives." But O'Reilly and Kelly and Van Susteren aren't really conservatives. Now if Mark Steyn or somebody like him wanted to start a conservative network, that would be something.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 20, 2016 07:02 AM (NnYnv)

854 I guess the issues with plagiarism accusations against Ivana Trump's have blown over. Not a single peep this morning on the news and nothing at all in the paper.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2016 06:58 AM (iONHu)


It was a total crock of shit anyway from people who need to get a life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2016 07:02 AM (zp+j1)

855
Spectacular, MPPPP- thanks very much!


Glad you liked them. Now you know why Richard Burton worshipped her breasts.

I will say, though, the picture of Taylor as a young child star, where she's leaning up against a fence and looking back over her shoulder, is very creepy. The maturity of the face (in fact, it almost looks like a photoshop) combined with the prepubescent body is unsettling, and not in an erotic way. I don't care for it at all.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2016 07:03 AM (X6fMO)

856 850 .No one will accept them as patients. The Health
Group I go to from UK will not accept any new Medicare/Medicaid
patients. They lose money on them. If you are an existing patient and
become eligible for Medicare they will roll you over inside the practice
but that's it.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2016 07:01 AM (iONHu)


My doctor told me he loses money on every medicare patient that walks through the door.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 07:04 AM (mpXpK)

857 The article says they are contemplating starting a rival news network. And maybe, gasp, it would actually be conservative. Or they could continue like Fox and call it RNN, the RINO News Network.
_____________________

I guess that would make more sense than trying to get jobs with the other networks, all of which are run by and infested with "progressives." But O'Reilly and Kelly and Van Susteren aren't really conservatives. Now if Mark Steyn or somebody like him wanted to start a conservative network, that would be something.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 20, 2016 07:02 AM (NnYnv)

I "Suppose" they could all go to One America News

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2016 07:04 AM (zp+j1)

858 .No one will accept them as patients. The Health
Group I go to from UK will not accept any new Medicare/Medicaid
patients. They lose money on them. If you are an existing patient and
become eligible for Medicare they will roll you over inside the practice
but that's it.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2016 07:01 AM (iONHu)


My doctor told me he loses money on every medicare patient that walks through the door.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 07:04 AM (mpXpK)

Hey I am so happy that just yesterday I got my Age Waiver to stay in The Navy and don't have to worry about Health Insurance at least for another 3 years

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2016 07:06 AM (zp+j1)

859 858 Hey I am so happy that just yesterday I got my Age
Waiver to stay in The Navy and don't have to worry about Health
Insurance at least for another 3 years

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2016 07:06 AM (zp+j1)

Does navy retirement still issue Tri-care? Or have they gone to high option BCBS?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 07:08 AM (mpXpK)

860 I "Suppose" they could all go to One America News
__________

If they want to take a big pay cut. Somehow I don't think that's what they're after.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 20, 2016 07:09 AM (NnYnv)

861 " Hey I am so happy that just yesterday I got my Age
Waiver to stay in The Navy and don't have to worry about Health
Insurance at least for another 3 years "

Hey Doc...congratulations.
Seriously.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 20, 2016 07:10 AM (ptqRm)

862 >>>>.No one will accept them as patients. The Health

Group I go to from UK will not accept any new Medicare/Medicaid

patients. They lose money on them. If you are an existing patient and

become eligible for Medicare they will roll you over inside the practice

but that's it.




Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2016 07:01 AM (iONHu)


My doctor told me he loses money on every medicare patient that walks through the door.
.
.
.My Doctor is afraid that soon the Federal Government will force them to take all patients, even the Medicare/Medicaid ones. They do have some strong sticks they can use to bludgeon them with to force them to comply.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2016 07:11 AM (iONHu)

863 You know who can just kiss my damn ass?

Scott Walker, that's who.

The stupid fucker.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 20, 2016 07:11 AM (97XyN)

864 Medicare/Medicaid is one of the primary reasons we have a 'broken' healthcare system. Government shorts the system, costs get shifted to paying customers, then government rides in to save the system because its just so unaffordable.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2016 07:14 AM (PjWy4)

865 Just in case nobody brought this up earlier,

House of the Rising Sun: The HP Scanner version;

http://tinyurl.com/6ohpkg4




Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 20, 2016 07:15 AM (tEDMc)

866 Does navy retirement still issue Tri-care? Or have they gone to high option BCBS?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 07:08 AM (mpXpK)


I also came in late and no matter what I can not put in 20 years. But yes if you do put in 20, you are eligibile for Tricare for Life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2016 07:16 AM (zp+j1)

867 My Doctor is afraid that soon the Federal Government will force them to take all patients, even the Medicare/Medicaid ones. They do have some strong sticks they can use to bludgeon them with to force them to comply.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2016 07:11 AM (iONHu)
==============================

Let's not forget HillaryCare, which not only required doctors to take patients but also made it illegal to take private pay patients. In other words, even if you are able to buy some care or procedure the government decides you don't need or don't "deserve", you can't have it. The doctor risks jail.

This is tyranny, folks. Pure and simple slavery for doctors too. The left has indoctrinated people though into thinking it's "fair". Fucking A.

Posted by: MTF at July 20, 2016 07:17 AM (/m8T6)

868 Adam and Eve were not the first humans - they were the first two created in the lineage that would lead to the Messiah.

Posted by: An Observation at July 20, 2016 07:17 AM (eBCmX)

869 Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 20, 2016 07:15 AM (tEDMc)

That's nuts. And I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2016 07:21 AM (FiNj9)

870 866 I also came in late and no matter what I can not put
in 20 years. But yes if you do put in 20, you are eligibile for Tricare
for Life

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2016 07:16 AM (zp+j1)

My MIL is on Tri-care. Her husband was a retired Air Force Master Sargent. But I had heard some talk a while back that they were thinking about getting rid of it and forcing everyone on contributory BCBS like civilian retirees, and even later talk about going on Obamacare.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 07:21 AM (mpXpK)

871 >>>I guess the issues with plagiarism accusations against Ivana Trump's
have blown over. Not a single peep this morning on the news and nothing
at all in the paper.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2016 06:58 AM (iONHu)





It was a total crock of shit anyway from people who need to get a life
.
.
.
.I was thinking about that yesterday and came to the conclusion it is a big game they play.

The gin up some controversy over something that really isn't a big deal and then after some time they call on the campaign to "fire" whoever was responsible, in this case it would be her speech writer. Then if they do fire someone they get to declare victory because they held the Campaign accountable. From that point on the Campaign does what they say every time because they don't want bad publicity.

The problem with playing games like that this Campaign cycle is that Trump doesn't play by their rules, and they haven't figured it out yet.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2016 07:23 AM (iONHu)

872 The problem with playing games like that this Campaign cycle is that Trump doesn't play by their rules, and they haven't figured it out yet.

They are "concerned"

Trump doesn't play to their concerns.

That is disconcerning to them that no one notes that they are "concerned".

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 07:26 AM (WVsWD)

873 My MIL is on Tri-care. Her husband was a retired Air Force Master Sargent. But I had heard some talk a while back that they were thinking about getting rid of it and forcing everyone on contributory BCBS like civilian retirees, and even later talk about going on Obamacare.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 07:21 AM (mpXpK)

No it's still there, but IF we don't get rid of Fredocare, I am sure in the future they might roll it into Fredocare. IF we don't get rid of Fredocare, we are headed to a one only run Gov helathcare anyway. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2016 07:27 AM (zp+j1)

874 >>>>My MIL is on Tri-care. Her husband was a retired Air Force Master
Sargent. But I had heard some talk a while back that they were thinking
about getting rid of it and forcing everyone on contributory BCBS like
civilian retirees, and even later talk about going on Obamacare.
.
.
.The Wife and I are on Tricare but we wont go to Tricare For Life for another 5 years. I have heard nothing about moving us to any other plan. All I keep seeing is they want to increase the premiums and co-pays for our "free" healthcare and force everyone to use the Tricare mail order pharmacy which has very restrictive rules and doesn't carry near as many different drugs as the local Kroger does.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2016 07:29 AM (iONHu)

875 The Melania Flap was just to get the other speakers out of the news cycle. The media's approach to coverage of the Rs will be to seize on anything, big or small, real or imagined, that makes them look bad to exclude anything that doesn't.

Or worse yet, makes Ds look bad.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2016 07:30 AM (nIGPZ)

876 and force everyone to use the Tricare mail order pharmacy which has very restrictive rules and doesn't carry near as many different drugs as the local Kroger does.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2016 07:29 AM (iONHu)

Those of us in the Active Reserves have been forced to E-Scripts, The Mail Order one, but to be honest it has been fine. It ships the correct drugs and on time. So I have no complaints with that. YET

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2016 07:31 AM (zp+j1)

877 Hey I am so happy that just yesterday I got my Age Waiver to stay in The Navy and don't have to worry about Health Insurance at least for another 3 years



Congrats. Another year and a half and I hit the magic 80 number. Age plus years of service to the company hits 80 or 80+ and I get lifetime retirement med/dental thru the company at same cost as active employees.

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 20, 2016 07:31 AM (THZvf)

878 @862 The Great White Scotsman

"My Doctor is afraid that soon the Federal Government will force them to take all patients, even the Medicare/Medicaid ones."


Then he will stop practicing and people will wait long periods before they actually get sub-standard (if they are lucky) care. Actual medical care will be rationed and, yes, they will be death panels determining who those lucky patients will be.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 20, 2016 07:34 AM (E8UjU)

879 Hey I am so happy that just yesterday I got my Age Waiver to stay in The Navy and don't have to worry about Health Insurance at least for another 3 years



Congrats. Another year and a half and I hit the magic 80 number. Age plus years of service to the company hits 80 or 80+ and I get lifetime retirement med/dental thru the company at same cost as active employees.
Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 20, 2016 07:31 AM (THZvf)

I guess we are both "Older but Wiser"!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2016 07:34 AM (zp+j1)

880 >>>>force everyone to use the Tricare mail order pharmacy which has very
restrictive rules and doesn't carry near as many different drugs as the
local Kroger does.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2016 07:29 AM (iONHu)



Those of us in the Active Reserves have been forced to E-Scripts,
The Mail Order one, but to be honest it has been fine. It ships the
correct drugs and on time. So I have no complaints with that. YET
.
.
.
.I am pretty sure the Tricare one is different, but maybe not. They do not carry my Metoporal XL heart pill. They only carry the non XL ones. Their answer to my dilemma was to have me cut the pill into six pieces and take one of them every four hours.

I go to Kroger and pay cash for it now.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2016 07:38 AM (iONHu)

881 This is tyranny, folks. Pure and simple slavery for doctors too. The
left has indoctrinated people though into thinking it's "fair". Fucking
A.


Democrats never change. 1860: "I can force you to work my land". 2016: "I can force you to give me healthcare." Slavery is their deal.

Posted by: An Observation at July 20, 2016 07:38 AM (eBCmX)

882 Anybody else get the "American Community Survey"? This federal form is about 16 pages long, asks a lot of detailed questions and threatens me with legal action if I don't participate.

I got something similar a couple of years ago and ignored it. They kept sending more threatening letters and I guess I eventually filled it out but I didn't keep a copy.

Posted by: DanMan at July 20, 2016 07:39 AM (XHOcC)

883 .I am pretty sure the Tricare one is different, but maybe not. They do not carry my Metoporal XL heart pill. They only carry the non XL ones. Their answer to my dilemma was to have me cut the pill into six pieces and take one of them every four hours.

I go to Kroger and pay cash for it now.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 20, 2016 07:38 AM (iONHu)


I am on Tricare.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2016 07:39 AM (zp+j1)

884 Sometimes I feel like we are stuck in a bad Twilight Zone episode.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 20, 2016 07:39 AM (SXa8W)

885 785 Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 05:29 AM (WVsWD)

Linda Moulton-Howe she of "Strange Harvest"....

her routine is we are a bio-engineered species and are cattle for alien psychic vampires.

Richard Doughty did a number on her in the 80s.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 20, 2016 07:41 AM (SzZnW)

886 Twitter is the listserv that happens to host everybody in the world (except for a handful of conservatives). So that's what makes it different from say yahoo groups.

Posted by: bjk at July 20, 2016 07:41 AM (x2rNW)

887 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 20, 2016 07:41 AM (ZQfW9)

888 Posted by: sven10077 at July 20, 2016 07:41 AM (SzZnW)

She one of those that claim Humans didn't originate on Earth too? Art had a few of those types on and it was hard to keep them straight.

Those were the days.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 07:43 AM (WVsWD)

889 876 Those of us in the Active Reserves have been forced
to E-Scripts, The Mail Order one, but to be honest it has been fine. It
ships the correct drugs and on time. So I have no complaints with that.
YET

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2016 07:31 AM (zp+j1)

I keep getting notices from United Healthcare inviting me to go on a mail order pharmacy. Although that would actually be more convenient, I am scared that I will suffer from late mail deliveries and coordination between the doctor and the druggists. Here in SC we are required by law to see our doctor at least once every six months to renew prescriptions. Even for long term maintenance drugs. In GA my brothers only have to go once a year.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 07:43 AM (mpXpK)

890 Posted by: DanMan at July 20, 2016 07:39 AM (XHOcC)

We got something similar to that...maybe the same thing...a couple of years ago. It actually included a brand new dollar for filling out the survey. We did not do that. It went straight to garbage, but the dollar is tucked into a crack in the kitchen cabinets. If they ever come to prosecute me for not filling out their survey they can have it back.

Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2016 07:43 AM (FiNj9)

891 Anybody else get the "American Community Survey"? This federal form is about 16 pages long, asks a lot of detailed questions and threatens me with legal action if I don't participate.

So I can sneak into the country and the Feds will shower me in benefits, but if I don't fill out their paperwork, they'll come and get me.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2016 07:46 AM (nIGPZ)

892 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 07:43 AM (mpXpK)

Vic, mail order actually works pretty well. It takes a little getting used to but refills are handled with a couple of clicks.

Even the VA mail order/online system works. Experienced vets say it is the best way to go.

Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2016 07:46 AM (FiNj9)

893 Well, that work isn't going to do itself. No one else has volunteered to do it either. I could use some help here.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 07:46 AM (WVsWD)

894 You know who can just kiss my damn ass?



Scott Walker, that's who.



The stupid fucker.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 20, 2016 07:11 AM
==============================================

Why you mad at Scott Walker today, Cloyd? He do something stupid?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 20, 2016 07:47 AM (dFi94)

895 Regarding the 10^9 death conflict, I wish to point out that modern scholar Busta Rhymes warned of an Extinction Level Event on his 1998 album. Scooped you by 18 years.

Posted by: 0302 at July 20, 2016 07:47 AM (Q6xUb)

896 a weird thing about this American Community Survey is the first notice wanted the 'resident' at my address to go on-line to fill it out if I had internet access. It said if they didn't hear from said resident and form would be sent to fill out. I've got ten more days to respond according the langauge.

Posted by: DanMan at July 20, 2016 07:48 AM (XHOcC)

897 892
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 07:43 AM (mpXpK)

Vic, mail order actually works pretty well. It takes a little getting used to but refills are handled with a couple of clicks.

Even the VA mail order/online system works. Experienced vets say it is the best way to go.


Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2016 07:46 AM (FiNj9)

If I could go to once a year doctor visits I would consider it. Maybe after I finally talk wifey into moving to Wyoming.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 20, 2016 07:48 AM (mpXpK)

898 When the new authoritarian Trump administration takes control, we will have a blog manager who enforces article deadlines with electric shocks.

Posted by: jwest at July 20, 2016 07:48 AM (Zs4uk)

899 mail order actually works pretty well. It takes a little getting used to but refills are handled with a couple of clicks.

Even the VA mail order/online system works. Experienced vets say it is the best way to go.
Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2016 07:46 AM (FiNj9)

Yup, it's working very well for us also and I was apprehensive at first

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2016 07:49 AM (zp+j1)

900 It is going to be extrodinairily difficult if not immpossible to start a new news organization from scratch.

The FCC is not going to approve a new channel and ailes taking over space from some other channel is going to go be virtually impossible under the current political regime and economic environment.

I don't see that happening at all.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 20, 2016 07:51 AM (3Xxpy)

901 Dump up!

Posted by: rickb223 TEXIT at July 20, 2016 07:51 AM (THZvf)

902 896 Posted by: DanMan at July 20, 2016 07:48 AM (XHOcC)
=================

What form? You never saw any form...

Posted by: MTF at July 20, 2016 07:53 AM (/m8T6)

903 888 Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 07:43 AM (WVsWD)

More that the greys and other alien species took existing primates and crafted us into the semi-sentient species we are today...

I challenge the notion, we are devolving as a species not evolving....if there was a reason we were bred up I don't think they'd let us breed down.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 20, 2016 07:53 AM (SzZnW)

904 Wifey sees the doctor every 4 months. He writes a prescriptions for one month with 11 refills, a years worth.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 20, 2016 07:54 AM (4+VII)

905 Sorry, Tim. You're on your own. I don't do windows and I don't do Wednesdays.

Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2016 07:54 AM (FiNj9)

906 Anybody else get the "American Community Survey"? This federal form is about 16 pages long, asks a lot of detailed questions and threatens me with legal action if I don't participate.

Posted by: DanMan at July 20, 2016 07:39 AM
________

Yes. Had notions of ignoring it, too - then had fantasies about going to a federal joint, joining up with a crew of other guys that didn't fill out the form.

It'd be hard for the COs to keep tabs on us because we wouldn't have ink to identify us - obviously.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 20, 2016 07:54 AM (fC4Vg)

907
Linda Moulton-Howe she of "Strange Harvest"....

her routine is we are a bio-engineered species and are cattle for alien psychic vampire



The writer Charles Fort suggested (probably tongue-in-cheek) that the reason some people simply vanished without a trace was that we were simply living in a giant alien pantry stocked with humans.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2016 08:04 AM (X6fMO)

908 907 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2016 08:04 AM (X6fMO)

Right, the champion cattle being a delicacy like Amelia Earhart....

Posted by: sven10077 at July 20, 2016 08:07 AM (SzZnW)

909 Sorry, Tim. You're on your own. I don't do windows and I don't do Wednesdays.

Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2016 07:54 AM (FiNj9)

I understand.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 20, 2016 08:10 AM (WVsWD)

910 It's morning again. Imagine my excitement.


*heads to coffeepot*

Posted by: grammie winger at July 20, 2016 08:11 AM (dFi94)

911 KITTIES!!

Posted by: wannabeanglican at July 20, 2016 08:23 AM (vFmT2)

912 My favorite is that that the Earth is a resort like in movie West World. The Earth was moved into position using impulse power provided by all the pyramids. All the places like Stonehenge are positioning marks. The dinosaurs lived at what is now the bottom of the Oceans. It was called Earth because it had more land mass than liquid water.

Humans are the dangerous AI that we are warned about.

Posted by: Ok at July 20, 2016 08:45 AM (Bbcs8)

913 "He re-tweeted a picture. Please stop with these pussy liberal safe space girlish shrieks that this was a half insane, vulgar attack.

It was a tame internet meme, re-tweeted by Trump. Big fucking deal. Some of you people would have had to have fainting couches for the shit they said about one another back in the Jefferson, Hamilton, Adams days. Grow a pair of balls already.

Posted by: deadrody at July 21, 2016 06:07 PM (q72NU) "

He insinuated that Cruz's dad was part of the conspiracy to kill JFK. That's pretty fucking brazen.

But again, most of us Cruz supporters have sucked it up. He lost - we got over it. It's Trump or Hillary now and it's easy to see which horse to back, even if said horse also happens to be a horse's ass.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 21, 2016 06:12 PM (kumBu)

914 Shit, I posted this in the wrong thread. Please say I'm within the window where I don't get auto-banned for posting on an old thread.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at July 21, 2016 06:13 PM (kumBu)

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