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Overnight Open Thread (7-12-2016)

Quote of the Day I

The contempt figures into this, too. The Clintons believed that they could keep people in the dark about their records and their purposes simply by controlling their public events and lock critics out. Unfortunately for everyone, this contempt turned out to be...justified.

Quote of the Day II

It's funny, they say that nationalism is evil, but they actually mean other people's nationalism. And if an American moved to Sweden or Finland and wrote a book about how smug, insular, and close-minded people there are, that would be Ugly Americanism.

-- Glenn Reynolds

Quote of the Day III

ESPN is simply MSNBC with better visuals.

-- Ed Driscoll commenting on the ESPN panelist who called the Dallas police shootings a 'revenge story'.

Quote of the Day IV

"It is surprising to me that liberals and progressives object to the term 'government schools,'" he said on the show. "They like government, don't they? These people want more taxation and government spending, don't they? Well, when we think about our public schools, we find they have all the characteristics of government programs."

Are Blacks Disproportionately Involved In Police Shootings?

Short answer: No.

What was the racial breakdown of those who were shot by police in 2015? The largest number, 494, almost exactly half, were white. 258 were black, 172 were Hispanic, and the remaining 66 were either "other" or unknown. (Interestingly, Asians are rarely shot by police officers.)

The 258 blacks represent 26% of the total. That is about double the percentage of blacks in the American population. Is that prima facie evidence of racism on the part of law enforcement? Of course not. It is common knowledge that blacks have an unusually high rate of contact with the police, both as victims and as perpetrators. In 2012-2013, the Department of Justice found that blacks were the perpetrators of 24% of all violent crimes where the race of the perpetrator was known (in 7.8% of violent crimes, it was unknown).

So the percentage of blacks fatally shot by police officers (26%) is almost exactly equal to the percentage of blacks committing violent crimes (24%) [to be clear, that is the percentage of violent crimes committed by blacks, as stated above, which is the relevant comparison]. Indeed, given that the black homicide rate is around eight times the white rate, it is surprising that the portion of blacks fatally shot by policemen is not higher.

New Study: Police Are No More Likely, And Possibly Less Likely, to Shoot at Black Suspects Than White Suspects

In officer-involved shootings in . 10 cities, officers were more likely to fire their weapons without having first been attacked when the suspects were white. Black and white civilians involved in police shootings were equally likely to have been carrying a weapon. Both of these results undercut the idea that the police wield lethal force with racial bias.

[I]n the arena of "shoot" or "don't shoot," Mr. Fryer found that, in tense situations, officers in Houston were about 20 percent less likely to shoot suspects if the suspect were black. This estimate was not very precise, and firmer conclusions would require more data. But, in a variety of models that controlled for different factors and used different definitions of tense situations, Mr. Fryer found that blacks were either less likely to be shot or there was no difference between blacks and whites.

And intriguingly, he found that the rise of mobile video did not substantially change the results in Houston. Racial gaps were about the same in years when iPhones and Facebook were prevalent and in years when they weren't.

Heather Mac Donald: #BlackLivesMatter is Based on a Lie

It is so appropriate that the Black Lives Matter movement took off on the basis of the Michael Brown shooting in Ferguson, which as you say, Rush, was a hoax and has continued to venerate Michael Brown as a martyr to police brutality, which is also a hoax, because the entire movement is based on a lie.

It is simply not the case that the police are disproportionately shooting black males when you take violent crime into account.  And for President Obama to give that movement any credibility when it is now threatening law and order itself, we are at risk of attacking the very foundation of civilization if this type of hatred continues.

Allahpundit's Theory On What's Going on With the Notorious RBG

That's one theory - that she's already planning to get off the Court as soon as possible. Four days ago, anticipating her "RBG Uncensored" knocks on Trump this past weekend, Ginsburg told a reporter from the AP that the next president, "whoever she will be," will likely have multiple Supreme Court vacancies to fill. That was a hint that she's on her way out and that she thinks Hillary has this in the bag. She may feel so confident about Clinton's chances and so sure about her own impending retirement that she's lost her inhibitions about signaling bias against the other party's nominee, suspecting that she'll never have to rule on an initiative of President Trump's.

Along with no Scalia around to shame her and a little dementia.

It Turns Out the Dallas Shooter Didn't Use an SKS - It Was a Saiga AK-74

MicahJohnsonAK-1

The New Black Panther Party Will Be Armed At Cleveland Protests During the RNC Convention Next Week

End of the Kabuki Dance: Sanders Campaigned With Hillary Today

FBI Director: Guccifer Admitted He Lied About Hacking Hillary Clinton's Email

The DNC Has Some Silly Gimmicks Planned for the RNC Convention

demactgimmicks2

35,000 Venezuelans Crossed the Border into Columbia Sunday to Buy Food

Venezuela Nationalizes Non-Existent Diaper/Tampon Production

No raw materials still means that nothing will get made. But now the idle factory belongs to the people.

Savor the Victory

One room in Warsaw, Poland 61 years apart.

On the left is the founding of the Warsaw Pact in 1955, on the right is a 2016 meeting of NATO leaders.

warsaw1pic warsaw2pic

Refugee Crossings Into Greece Down 97%

Preventing refugees from moving further into the EU from Greece as well as non-EU-approved border fences in neighboring countries seems to have stemmed the tide for now.

The human traffickers who brought a million desperate asylum seekers through Turkey to the Greek islands have been stopped. Where once thousands a day were smuggled by the mafias on cheap rubber rafts, very few are making the trip this summer.

To shut down the Eastern Mediterranean route, countries such as Macedonia, Hungary and Bulgaria acted independently and threw up razor-wire fences along their southern borders, defying Europe's central authority in Brussels.

The European Union itself struck a deal that threatens to send the migrants back to Turkey from Greece en masse.

greecerefugeesdownmap

The FBI is No Longer Actively Investigating the D.B. Cooper Case

All leads for the 1971 hijacking have been pursued and it seems unlikely the case will ever be solved.

dbcooper34

The Internet Thinks Taylor Swift Got Breast Implants -- And Are Shaming Her For It

swiftboobjobfrenzy

Good News For You Guys:  Naked Restaurant Lifts Age And Weight Restrictions

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 11:09 PM




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1 Woot woot ont

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 12, 2016 11:10 PM (voOPb)

2 1st wow

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 12, 2016 11:10 PM (voOPb)

3 Oh thank God, it's the ONGlock.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 11:11 PM (GUBah)

4 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 12, 2016 11:11 PM (KCxzN)

5 It's ONT time!

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 12, 2016 11:11 PM (vBeA5)

6 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 12, 2016 11:11 PM (T/cxb)

7 'Lo, 'rons......

Posted by: California cthulhu at July 12, 2016 11:11 PM (EzgxV)

8 Love is excess content.

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 11:12 PM (KtcMg)

9 eight

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 12, 2016 11:12 PM (6gk0M)

10 Howdy.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 11:12 PM (9ym/8)

11 Alas, read the tasty, tasty comments.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 12, 2016 11:13 PM (hyuyC)

12 New Glock smell

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 11:13 PM (Ffw22)

13 ...and he throws the change-up!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 12, 2016 11:13 PM (6gk0M)

14 How the fcuk does that even happen?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 11:13 PM (9ym/8)

15 Maet is awfully serious tonight. I liked the guy link

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 12, 2016 11:13 PM (voOPb)

16 SO much content! Jiminy Christmas!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 12, 2016 11:14 PM (6gk0M)

17 *rises gasping from the Sea of Glock, spitting up horrible puns and word plays*

I don't think I could have lasted one minute longer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 11:14 PM (9mTYi)

18 Ok, I turned the AM radio to 640 to get information on the current attacks by BLM and ISIS forces and the only information I got was in Spanish...and I'm pretty sure it was a commercial for toothpaste.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2016 11:14 PM (pibXr)

19 Thank you Maet.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 12, 2016 11:14 PM (1dH2d)

20
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Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 12, 2016 11:14 PM (kdS6q)

21 Evenin Horde oh' Plenty....

Hope all is well at the homesteads.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 12, 2016 11:14 PM (LQE71)

22 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 11:15 PM (3ZoRf)

23 Good evening, horde.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 12, 2016 11:15 PM (P8951)

24 I was so surprised to see the ONT that I hit refresh four more times before I realized what I was seeing.

Posted by: Old Man of the Swamp at July 12, 2016 11:15 PM (MADaI)

25 Dale Gribble is D.B. Cooper

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2016 11:15 PM (7qAYi)

26 FBI Director: Guccifer Admitted He Lied About Hacking Hillary Clinton's Email

How convienient...

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 12, 2016 11:15 PM (vBeA5)

27 I probably think D.B. Cooper died. I don't know who he was but once he dunked out of that 727......gone.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 11:15 PM (9ym/8)

28 Am I the only one who gets exasperated by MLB's Oprahification? The "I stand up to cancer" shit - however worthy intrinsically - is totally out of place in the All-Star Game, IMO. How about just playing the effing game, and not getting all sensitive and caring? I'm not ovulating now, so I can't get into it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2016 11:16 PM (oKE6c)

29 Glooooooooooockers!!!

How are we today?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 12, 2016 11:16 PM (7PB/U)

30 So, what is it that prompted all the Glock references going on?

Posted by: The Half-Cocked Hat at July 12, 2016 11:16 PM (vBeA5)

31 Guns in space. That's how stupid we are. NASA (that we know of) never gave astronauts any guns. The Russians did, one of the first things they did, for survival in some awful places due to off-course landing.

When ISS came about, guess what? Our astronauts did train with that Rooskie gun, but they kept it very quiet.

Now, some of the idiot leftoid SJW types have stopped it. Guns in space, how icky and awful. One theory was the presence of a gun would be bad "psychologically" for long term space missions. Someone might get ideas if they went crazy.

Well, floating in a tin can in vacuum, there's a lot of "ideas" a batshit astronaut could come up with.

Pussies, we are. Flat-out worthless pussies.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 12, 2016 11:16 PM (DW+jj)

32 I thought John Gotti had 'DB' whacked back in the late eighties...

Posted by: Tyler Mason at July 12, 2016 11:17 PM (SWGqZ)

33 To shut down the Eastern Mediterranean route, countries such as
Macedonia, Hungary and Bulgaria acted independently and threw up
razor-wire fences along their southern borders, defying Europe's central
authority in Brussels. The European Union itself struck a deal that threatens to send the migrants back to Turkey from Greece en masse.



An outbreak of common sense.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2016 11:17 PM (oKE6c)

34 Thank Goodness, no Yoko Glocko.

Posted by: davidt at July 12, 2016 11:17 PM (eyEhC)

35 @17...

Mike, you needed a KAC rebreather....

They're certified to filter delusional demagoguery bullshit spewed by slink ass cocksuckers.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 12, 2016 11:18 PM (LQE71)

36 30 So, what is it that prompted all the Glock references going on?
Posted by: The Half-Cocked Hat at July 12, 2016 11:16 PM (vBeA5)

A comment Obama made in his speech today.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 11:18 PM (3ZoRf)

37 28 Am I the only one who gets exasperated by MLB's Oprahification? The "I stand up to cancer" shit - however worthy intrinsically - is totally out of place in the All-Star Game, IMO. How about just playing the effing game, and not getting all sensitive and caring? I'm not ovulating now, so I can't get into it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2016 11:16 PM (oKE6c)

We had unexpected company stop by. Did the AL beat the overrated Chicago Cubs? Errr I mean the NL

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 12, 2016 11:18 PM (voOPb)

38 30 So, what is it that prompted all the Glock references going on?
Posted by: The Half-Cocked Hat at July 12, 2016 11:16 PM (vBeA5)



President at Dallas cop's funeral today: "We flood communities w/ so many guns, that it's easier for a teen to buy a Glock than get his hands on a computer."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 12, 2016 11:18 PM (7PB/U)

39 Hey everybody.

Anybody else here ever find themselves led around by the nose, thanks to their food cravings??!!?

I first had one today for a pastrami sandwich from Togo's, then a few hours later for a Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich, and then a few hours after that I had 'em for a McD's Filet-O-Fish. Good grief!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 11:19 PM (q7T0y)

40 I actually gave a statement on DB Cooper. I remember him at the airport where I spent a lot of time as a kid. There was a parachute club....

Posted by: Dr Knuckles at July 12, 2016 11:19 PM (08Znv)

41 "I thought John Gotti had 'DB' whacked back in the late eighties..."

Now why would a man of Gotti's caliber do that?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 12, 2016 11:19 PM (WVsWD)

42 30 So, what is it that prompted all the Glock references going on?
Posted by: The Half-Cocked Hat at July 12, 2016 11:16 PM (vBeA5)
============

Gun salseman of the decade, TFG, whined that Glocks are easier to get than books.

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 11:19 PM (Ffw22)

43 "Good evening, horde."
-Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 12, 2016 11:15 PM (P8951)

Did you enjoy the J. Lucroy hit off of one of the best Relief Pitchers in the A.L.?

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 12, 2016 11:19 PM (6gk0M)

44 Nobody has commented yet, but I could never be first in a Maet ONT. There's always such good stuff to get lost in for a while.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2016 11:19 PM (J3phO)

45 Didn't know it was time for the ONT, till I saw it on the Glockenspiel.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 12, 2016 11:19 PM (v5iqM)

46 We had unexpected company stop by. Did the AL beat the overrated Chicago Cubs? Errr I mean the NL

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 12, 2016 11:18 PM (voOPb)

Dunno. I'd enough at that point. They were still trying to synchronize everyone's cycles.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2016 11:19 PM (oKE6c)

47 " Thank Goodness, no Yoko Glocko."


*Glares.*

Words that not need mention.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 11:19 PM (9ym/8)

48 "The "I stand up to cancer" shit - however worthy intrinsically - is totally out of place in the All-Star Game, IMO. "

It's ridiculous. We were at a World Series game a few years back and they made everyone do it. What possible good comes from such forced publicity stunts?

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:19 PM (Y1Jhk)

49 And praise the powers that be there was no Glocko Ono either....2

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 12, 2016 11:20 PM (LQE71)

50 Funny how the FBI tracked down DB Cooper yet gave Hillary guest passes to Six Flags while they giggled about the crimes she committed

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 12, 2016 11:20 PM (voOPb)

51 I am DB Cooper.

Posted by: Brian Williams at July 12, 2016 11:20 PM (3ZoRf)

52 I'm D. B. Cooper.

Posted by: Adam West at July 12, 2016 11:20 PM (Kc884)

53 Guns in space for the same reason we have guns everywhere else. For law enforcement, for defense, and the idea that space can be free of weapons is insane. Assuming we ever go back.

There will be war. There is always war. No way around it.

Posted by: Old Man of the Swamp at July 12, 2016 11:20 PM (MADaI)

54 Evening horde.

Who sat through the cocksuckers speech today? From what I've seen/heard I wouldn't last.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 12, 2016 11:20 PM (hlMPp)

55 Macedonia, Hungary and Bulgaria acted independently and threw up
razor-wire fences along their southern borders


But that could never work! Too expensive, takes too long, and global warming!

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2016 11:21 PM (J3phO)

56 42
30 So, what is it that prompted all the Glock references going on?

Posted by: The Half-Cocked Hat at July 12, 2016 11:16 PM (vBeA5)

============



Gun salseman of the decade, TFG, whined that Glocks are easier to get than books.

Posted by: willy at July 12, 2016 11:19 PM (Ffw22)


I could hit the broad side of a barn with a book....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 12, 2016 11:21 PM (EzgxV)

57 From what I've seen/heard I wouldn't last.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 12, 2016 11:20 PM (hlMPp)



I never understand how people can remain quiet when that bullshit is going on. I wouldn't be able to stop myself.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 12, 2016 11:21 PM (7PB/U)

58 Good evening, horde."
-Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 12, 2016 11:15 PM (P8951)


Donna, how ya doing? Will be your way in fall. Hope I can catch you on a free evening

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 12, 2016 11:22 PM (voOPb)

59 But that could never work! Too expensive, takes too long, and global warming!
Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2016 11:21 PM (J3phO)

Not to mention totes raycissss

Posted by: random lurker at July 12, 2016 11:22 PM (+tRIN)

60 Shit.


We got two D.B. Coopers. Which one to investigate.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 11:22 PM (9ym/8)

61 Now, some of the idiot leftoid SJW types have stopped it. Guns in space, how icky and awful. One theory was the presence of a gun would be bad "psychologically" for long term space missions. Someone might get ideas if they went crazy.
...
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 12, 2016 11:16 PM (DW+jj)


There's a Soyuz escape capsule attached to the space station and the Russians have included guns in Soyuz survival kits ever since some early cosmonauts almost got eaten by wolves after landing off course. I don't see that changing.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 12, 2016 11:22 PM (pAlYe)

62 I had to run to the grocery store before it closed, and was listening to the local station that carries Rush, having some guy on, the name of which I forget. He was going about this stupid Pokeman Go game, or whatever the hell it's called.

He got to ranting and I got to thinking. This is a pyscholological experiment. Figure out how to get the reward centers of the human brain going with something, you know, a dopamine/endorphine hit, and see what you can make humans do.

It's geospatial intelligence as well. Use masses of stupid humans running around getting their jollies like monkeys to map out all the locations all over the world.

He was going on about some precursor game to this shit that allowed a map database of some Ford plant to be made, something Ford didn't want known. The layout of the plant.

The Panoptican Big Brother state. It's here. And the stupid little humans love it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 12, 2016 11:22 PM (DW+jj)

63 It's ridiculous. We were at a World Series game a few years back and they made everyone do it. What possible good comes from such forced publicity stunts?
Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:19 PM (Y1Jhk)



Thank you. In my advanced stage of galloping curmudgeonhood, I'm allergic to all ostentatious shows of "sensitivity" and "caring" shit. It's just too precious. The Feds spend a buttload of money on cancer research; enough that progress in cancer research is, I suspect, zeroth order in funding, i.e., more funding won't make any difference. Progress is idea-limited, not funding-limited (again, as I suspect).

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2016 11:22 PM (oKE6c)

64 Guns in space for the same reason we have guns
everywhere else. For law enforcement, for defense, and the idea that
space can be free of weapons is insane. Assuming we ever go back.



There will be war. There is always war. No way around it.

Posted by: Old Man of the Swamp

I don't like guns. I don't like guns cuz I like knowing I'm the most dangerous cat around.

Posted by: B. A. Baracus at July 12, 2016 11:22 PM (Kc884)

65 The Internet Thinks Taylor Swift Got Breast Implants -- And Are Shaming Her For It

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Tom Hiddleston isnt complainng.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 11:23 PM (iQIUe)

66 Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2016 11:16 PM (oKE6c)

They're just following the lead of the NFL. I don't follow the NBA so I don't know if they're all Oprahified too.

These ads for a new show about the first woman pitcher in the majors both irritate and amuse me. Uh, it's tough enough for guys to get to the bigs, let's see a woman actually, you know, make it before we start making shows about it.

The scripts practically write themselves - black womyn pitcher braves faces constant sexism, hostility from teammates (especially the white dudes) and overcomes all to win the Cy Young and strike out the side in the 9th inning of game 7. Because grrrrrl power!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 12, 2016 11:23 PM (P8951)

67
"The "I stand up to cancer" shit - however worthy intrinsically - is totally out of place in the All-Star Game, IMO. "

When will they have everyone drop their pants and bend over for colon cancer?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 12, 2016 11:23 PM (IqV8l)

68 Who gets implants to go from mosquito bites to an A?

Posted by: Titanium at July 12, 2016 11:23 PM (u9UgT)

69 jumping to the bottom again

Posted by: Jake at July 12, 2016 11:23 PM (2GUoi)

70 praise the powers that be there was no Glocko Ono either....2

Another ONT idea when the king is gone on his kingly missions

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 12, 2016 11:24 PM (voOPb)

71 "Donna&&&&&V"



How you doin"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 11:24 PM (9ym/8)

72 The Internet Thinks Taylor Swift Got Breast Implants -- And Are Shaming Her For It

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Thinking of buying a motorboat, for some reason.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 12, 2016 11:24 PM (Kc884)

73 With a gun , black kids today get as many computers as they want.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 11:24 PM (MNgU2)

74 I'm D. B. Cooper.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 12, 2016 11:24 PM (1dH2d)

75 68 Who gets implants to go from mosquito bites to an A?
Posted by: Titanium at July 12, 2016 11:23 PM (u9UgT)
....................
"Ouch"!

Posted by: Tyler Mason at July 12, 2016 11:24 PM (SWGqZ)

76 That's when I go to get another beer, Jay.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 12, 2016 11:25 PM (6gk0M)

77 When will they have everyone drop their pants and bend over for colon cancer?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.

*claps hands*
Yes, when!?

Posted by: Reggie at July 12, 2016 11:25 PM (Kc884)

78 Donna&&&&, I refuse to watch that show "Madam Secretary" for the same reason.

I just *know* it's chock full of feminist bullshit and hateful conservative stock characters.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 11:25 PM (q7T0y)

79 Crap. Not another one.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 11:25 PM (9ym/8)

80 I just *know* it's chock full of feminist bullshit and hateful conservative stock characters.

Posted by: qdpsteve

*ahem* That should be glock full.

Posted by: Reggie at July 12, 2016 11:26 PM (Kc884)

81 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 11:19 PM (q7T0y)

Today I walked into a Burger King, stood in line for about 10 seconds, then hought better of it, and left.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2016 11:26 PM (EZebt)

82 Gun salseman of the decade, TFG, whined that Glocks are easier to get than books.

Wait 'til he finds out what that whole "bookstore" thing was back in college.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2016 11:26 PM (oFSUK)

83 I am D.B. Cooper.

Posted by: zombie Spartacus at July 12, 2016 11:27 PM (YYpA0)

84
I never understand how people can remain quiet when that bullshit is going on. I wouldn't be able to stop myself.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 12, 2016 11:21 PM (7PB/U)

So you caught some of it BC? Should I even attempt it?

Kind of in a good mood so probably will wait regardless.

Nice to see you around an ONT. Any NoVaMoMes going on this year?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 12, 2016 11:27 PM (hlMPp)

85 San Franpsycho, you have better brain discipline than I do.

Geez these cravings get out of control sometimes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 11:27 PM (q7T0y)

86 Britton induces the double-play FTW!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 12, 2016 11:27 PM (6gk0M)

87 Seriously, when I was a teen, my homies would just give me a gun, but the school made my typical white person grandma pay for the books.

Posted by: Pres'nt Obama at July 12, 2016 11:27 PM (Kc884)

88 Reggie, sorry. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 11:28 PM (q7T0y)

89 So, a little center near my house (bank, Carl's/Hardee's, dry-cleaner, grocery, drugstore, liquor store, Starbucks) got half of its parking lot slurried and repainted today. Total chaos.



Further investigation -- pizza place found out 1-2 weeks ago, with map and timeline. Dry cleaner found out yesterday morning, with map and timeline. Liquor store found out by phone call last night....nice signal from the landlord, there.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 12, 2016 11:28 PM (EzgxV)

90 Erev Tov, Horde!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 12, 2016 11:28 PM (kP16F)

91 I know someone who got very small implants. She's super tall like Taylor and felt disproportionate as a small A, but didn't want huge boobs either. Personally, I think that looks a lot better than going from A to D.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:28 PM (Y1Jhk)

92 Comey needs to recuse himself from anything having to do with Clinton.

Comey is director at HSBC, which donated money to the Clinton Foundation

http://www.hsbc.com/news-and-insight /2013/former-us-deputy-attorney- general-joins-hsbc-board

https://www.theguardian.com/ us-news/2015/feb/10/ hillary-clinton-foundation-donors- hsbc-swiss-bank

http://www.cnn.com /2015/03/03/politics/clinton-f oundation-bank-ties-donors-2016/

Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 12, 2016 11:28 PM (swEzU)

93 Something upstream reminded me of:
horseradish sauce. Been a long time. mmm

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 11:29 PM (KtcMg)

94 These ads for a new show about the first woman
pitcher in the majors both irritate and amuse me. Uh, it's tough enough
for guys to get to the bigs, let's see a woman actually, you know, make
it before we start making shows about it.


Posted by: DonnaV (a white) (whitely
brandishing ampersands and so there) at July 12, 2016
11:23 PM (P8951)



This.

I play in an amateur league with a number of former MLB players (and have batted against some, e.g., Bill "Spaceman" Lee), and ... they're superb, twelve cuts above me, and I played in high school, college, and semi-pro, as did many of the guys I play with/against.

Making it to the bigs requires not only outstanding talent, but outstanding luck, first to get scouted (when you're having a good day), and later not to get injured.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2016 11:29 PM (oKE6c)

95 So you caught some of it BC? Should I even attempt it?

Kind of in a good mood so probably will wait regardless.

Nice to see you around an ONT. Any NoVaMoMes going on this year?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 12, 2016 11:27 PM (hlMPp)



I didn't watch. (That dogeating asshole isn't allowed on my tv.) I've read some of the transcripts.

Even knowing who and what he is, even after almost 8 years of this bullshit, it still manages to piss me off.

Good to see you too. If there, I'm unaware.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 12, 2016 11:29 PM (7PB/U)

96
It's pretty clear the woman wants to get married and have kids but keeps getting stuck with losers. For some reason people hate her for it. While the boytoy is in
pre-production, Swift is visiting patients in children's wards. Good for her.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 11:29 PM (iQIUe)

97 omg you guys I was playing pokemon go today and almost got hit by a car lol i should totes be more careful but i did catch a snorlax

Posted by: Millennial who doesn't belong here at July 12, 2016 11:29 PM (Kc884)

98 Let me be clear, from now on, I am, "Mr. Slinky Assed Cocksucker."

Posted by: Barack at July 12, 2016 11:29 PM (eyEhC)

99 61
Now, some of the idiot leftoid SJW types have stopped it. Guns in
space, how icky and awful. One theory was the presence of a gun would be
bad "psychologically" for long term space missions. Someone might get
ideas if they went crazy.
...
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 12, 2016 11:16 PM (DW+jj)

There's
a Soyuz escape capsule attached to the space station and the Russians
have included guns in Soyuz survival kits ever since some early
cosmonauts almost got eaten by wolves after landing off course. I don't
see that changing.


Posted by: Maetenloch at July 12, 2016 11:22 PM (pAlYe)


"Admirable cosmopolitan cosmonauts nobly sacrificing themselves as wolf food for animal rights", film at 11.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 12, 2016 11:30 PM (EzgxV)

100 91 I know someone who got very small implants. She's super tall like Taylor and felt disproportionate as a small A, but didn't want huge boobs either. Personally, I think that looks a lot better than going from A to D.
Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:28 PM (Y1Jhk)



Definitely.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2016 11:30 PM (oKE6c)

101 Doesn't the Horde know.... books are weapons.

Will Smith showed everyone that in Men in Black.

Surprised the SlinkyAss CockGobbler hasn't utilized Will for a Book Free PSA....

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 12, 2016 11:30 PM (LQE71)

102 Something upstream reminded me of:
horseradish sauce. Been a long time. mmm
Posted by: gNewt


HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!!!! :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve's junk-food craving brain at July 12, 2016 11:30 PM (q7T0y)

103 91 I know someone who got very small implants. She's super tall like Taylor and felt disproportionate as a small A, but didn't want huge boobs either. Personally, I think that looks a lot better than going from A to D.
Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:28 PM (Y1Jhk)

Ok, we need some education here. Kdabear? Can we have some examples?

Posted by: Brian Williams at July 12, 2016 11:30 PM (3ZoRf)

104 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 11:24 PM (9ym/

Much better thanks. Not watching or listening to JEF today helped.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 12, 2016 11:30 PM (P8951)

105 I remember my township building having a fallout shelter sign. That was many years ago and I haven't seen it in a long time. I don't know what became of it.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 11:31 PM (sdi6R)

106 The Vice President cannot over shadow the President in any area, especially those magnified by the media.

Posted by: the baby hands of Mike Pence at July 12, 2016 11:31 PM (jeefx)

107 Who sat through the cocksuckers speech today? From what I've seen/heard I wouldn't last.
Posted by: RWC
---------------

I go for the mute button whenever his face appears on TV. Can't take it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 11:31 PM (ZxmMG)

108 This is a test , this is only a test, in case of a actual emergency tune to your local Emergency Broadcast Station. I heard it all my life. Then Hurricane Hugo hit and the EBS stations went out. CNN was reporting from my town but we could not watch. But the phones worked, mostly

Posted by: tmitsss at July 12, 2016 11:31 PM (tGfPA)

109 Who gets implants to go from mosquito bites to an A?

Posted by: Titanium at July 12, 2016 11:23 PM (u9UgT)


She's pacing herself.

But the worst part about the whole thing was some bogus article about how she might have gotten implants without any good titty pictures, before and after, here and there, bikinis and sweaters ... WTF sort of BS is it to have none of that but title the article about possible breast cheating? That's the worst sort of fake click-bait.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 11:31 PM (zc3Db)

110 So if you are lost in a bad section of town just enter Barnes and Noble into your GPS to find your way out.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 11:32 PM (MNgU2)

111 I'm going to stick up for Pokemon Go. The kids and I have had a good time running around the park catching the stupid things. It's all very magical for them, especially since my 8 year old has had Pokemon birthday parties the past two years.

Now, the fact that most people playing are 27 and childless, I can't account for.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:32 PM (Y1Jhk)

112 I remember my township building having a fallout shelter sign. That was many years ago and I haven't seen it in a long time. I don't know what became of it.





The basement is still there, but the Saltine crackers are probably a little stale and moldy.

Posted by: Old Man of the Swamp at July 12, 2016 11:32 PM (MADaI)

113 105 I remember my township building having a fallout shelter sign. That was many years ago and I haven't seen it in a long time. I don't know what became of it.
Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 11:31 PM (sdi6R)

Probably on some college kid's dorm room wall for awhile.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 11:32 PM (3ZoRf)

114 if Guccifer lied about the hacking, how did the FBI get his extradition approved, and why did they offer him immunity?

i call BULLSHIT!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 12, 2016 11:32 PM (YRstE)

115 There was a sign at the Long Beach Nature Center that I, my sister and my niece saw just a few days ago:

"Abandoning your pet bunny rabbit doesn't make it 'free.' It makes it 'food.'"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 11:32 PM (q7T0y)

116 28 Am I the only one who gets exasperated by MLB's Oprahification? The "I stand up to cancer" shit - however worthy intrinsically - is totally out of place in the All-Star Game, IMO. How about just playing the effing game, and not getting all sensitive and caring? I'm not ovulating now, so I can't get into it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2016 11:16 PM (oKE6c)


I'm with you. I just get annoyed with all this stuff. Geez, who isn't against cancer? Find a worthwhile research program and donate money to it. The purpose of the "awareness" and ribbons is to make people feel good about themselves. A donation is more concrete.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 12, 2016 11:32 PM (+lVUW)

117
Ginsburg told a reporter from the AP that the next president, "whoever she will be," will likely have multiple Supreme Court vacancies to fill.

========
And Allahpundit is pulling out the stops to ensure Hillary wins and Ruthie's dreams comes true. Spit!


Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 11:32 PM (iQIUe)

118 and what were all the documents Guccifer released?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 12, 2016 11:33 PM (YRstE)

119 78 Donna, I refuse to watch that show "Madam Secretary" for the same reason.
I just *know* it's chock full of feminist bullshit and hateful conservative stock characters.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 11:25 PM (q7T0y)



It is, but it's worse than that. Her "husband" (or so he identifies himself) is a blubbering omega male who cries and hugs his daughter after times of crisis when his "wife" has protected him and her.

My family and I watched an episode after an NFL game (IIRC), and it was nauseatingly funny.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2016 11:33 PM (oKE6c)

120 Great ONT as always, Maet, thank you.

On the nekkid Japanese restaurant lifting its age and weight restrictions...if I wanted to eat with old saggy people I'd stay home with my parents. *shudders*

Posted by: fly gal at July 12, 2016 11:33 PM (kXmU/)

121 "Not watching or listening to JEF today helped."



Good. Staying away will generally do the trick.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 11:33 PM (9ym/8)

122 I know someone who got very small implants. She's super tall like Taylor and felt disproportionate as a small A, but didn't want huge boobs either. Personally, I think that looks a lot better than going from A to D.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:28 PM (Y1Jhk)


And you'd be wrong ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 11:33 PM (zc3Db)

123 Tellin' ya, it's going to be Carly Fiorina.

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 11:33 PM (KtcMg)

124 Talking about fast food...

Went to McD's to treat myself and say fuck the diet on Saturday morning.

Egg McMuffin please.

*gets home. No. Fucking. Egg. Whatsoever.

But yeah, 15 bucks an hour is perfectly understandable.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 12, 2016 11:34 PM (hlMPp)

125 Cruz is flying to Cleveland to smooth the waters for her.

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 11:34 PM (KtcMg)

126 Mein Herr Cocksuckerinloudenbooden

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 12, 2016 11:35 PM (voOPb)

127 I've never knowingly heard Taylor Swift sing. I'm sure it's been in the background music of places I've been where I just ignore this modern Millennial music as background noise.

I've seen her, and my likey the long leggy look, but I have no idea how she sounds. And I don't really care about finding out.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 12, 2016 11:35 PM (DW+jj)

128 123 Tellin' ya, it's going to be Carly Fiorina.

Posted by: gNewt at July 12, 2016 11:33 PM (KtcMg)

I can only dream.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 11:35 PM (MNgU2)

129 I'm with you. I just get annoyed with all this
stuff. Geez, who isn't against cancer? Find a worthwhile research
program and donate money to it. The purpose of the "awareness" and
ribbons is to make people feel good about themselves. A donation is more
concrete.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 12, 2016 11:32 PM (+lVUW)

Exactly. Who the hell is FOR cancer? Isn't it about time someone said something good about it?And what's this "awareness" thing? Is there a native in Borneo who isn't aware of it?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2016 11:35 PM (oKE6c)

130 118 and what were all the documents Guccifer released?
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 12, 2016 11:33 PM (YRstE)


The released documents were a bunch of stuff that he hacked from a DNC computer system.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 12, 2016 11:35 PM (pAlYe)

131 Hasta for me............another early morning.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 12, 2016 11:35 PM (9ym/8)

132 ok so who here thinks Obama has ever bought a book or a gun?*



*besides maybe books in college**


**that he has no transcripts for

Posted by: Jake at July 12, 2016 11:36 PM (2GUoi)

133
And you'd be wrong ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 11:33 PM (zc3Db)

===========

Dude, what happened to the old saying: More than a mouthful is wasted?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 11:36 PM (iQIUe)

134 Geez, who isn't against cancer?


Posted by: nerdygirl

*slinks away, ashamed*

Posted by: Tropic of Cancer at July 12, 2016 11:36 PM (Kc884)

135 Why is there so much Taylor Swift hate? I know she is photographed a lot but that is part of her job. So is Beyoncé. I just don't get the obsession with knocking her down

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 11:36 PM (zOTsN)

136 Something upstream reminded me of:
horseradish sauce. Been a long time. mmm
---
let me recommend Atomic brand horse radish.

awesome, but not for the faint hearted

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 12, 2016 11:36 PM (YRstE)

137 Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 12, 2016 11:35 PM (DW

Her voice live not the greatest but she writes most of her songs and music, or at least she did when she started. Very catchy bubblegum tunes.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 11:37 PM (MNgU2)

138 *gets home. No. Fucking. Egg. Whatsoever.
------------

*Always* check fast food orders if you are using the drive-through.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 11:37 PM (ZxmMG)

139 Taylor Swift songs are everywhere

Posted by: Jake at July 12, 2016 11:37 PM (2GUoi)

140 "And you'd be wrong ... "

Hana ok here's the thing, big fake boobs don't really look like natural boobs. They just don't hang the right way, especially the saline type.

Small implants look a lot more natural.

Now, I'm not a man so maybe the beach ball on the chest thing is a turn on, but to me the closer you get to looking like something that exists it nature, the better.

I have a cousin with the EEE fake boobs and...yikes.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:37 PM (Y1Jhk)

141 109 Who gets implants to go from mosquito bites to an A?
Posted by: Titanium at July 12, 2016 11:23 PM (u9UgT)

She's pacing herself.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 11:31 PM (zc3Db)


In that case, she should've just done one, and seen how that worked out.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2016 11:37 PM (oKE6c)

142 President at Dallas cop's funeral today: "We flood communities w/ so many guns, that it's easier for a teen to buy a Glock than get his hands on a computer."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 12, 2016 11:18 PM (7PB/U)


Which is stupid. Has he been in a public library or a high school lately? Even inner city schools and libraries have lots of computers. Also, there are these things called "used computers".

Maybe if the baby daddies would stop screwing around with every ho out there and marry the mothers of their children, they could control their little thugs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 12, 2016 11:37 PM (+lVUW)

143 I remember my township building having a fallout shelter sign. That was many years ago and I haven't seen it in a long time. I don't know what became of it.
Posted by: rickl


It's probably best you ignore the sealed vault. The Overseer may not be amused.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 12, 2016 11:37 PM (GINyK)

144 Jay, yeah, it sounds horrible.

Remember the NBC Sunday Night Movie, which was a rotating group of TV series? They should do that with SJW shows, just have a rotating group of them that are on every Sunday night or so. That way the networks get to virtue-signal and the braindead jackasses who get their rocks off to that propaganda, will know where to find it (and everyone else will know how to avoid it).

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 11:37 PM (q7T0y)

145 *Always* check fast food orders if you are using the drive-through.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 11:37 PM (ZxmMG)

146 I have a cousin with the EEE fake boobs and...yikes.

Posted by: Lauren

Pics, etc.

Posted by: 'Rons at July 12, 2016 11:38 PM (Kc884)

147 Yep, I'm pretty sure the Rooskies are still packing some kind of space-heat no matter what they say. Imagine some 2010-esque moment on the ISS. I'm sure the Rooskies would have the drop on our guys.

Now, what I'd do if I wuz in charge and with all these leftoid SJW types, I'd come up with some bad-ass space gun myself, and keep it very secret, and not tell the leftoid NASA Muslim-outreach types. But I doubt we have anybody left who would do that.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 12, 2016 11:38 PM (DW+jj)

148 I just want to eat all night but the food is way over there (about 14 feet to my right).

So I'm in control of my Gluttony. The bad news is, I'm using Sloth to accomplish this.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 12, 2016 11:38 PM (oTQX/)

149 91
I know someone who got very small implants. She's super tall like Taylor
and felt disproportionate as a small A, but didn't want huge boobs
either. Personally, I think that looks a lot better than going from A to
D.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:28 PM (Y1Jhk)


Back when my sister was in college, she had a roommate -- Lisa, "the Nose" (for some odd reason, six of the people my sister knew in college were named "Lisa" and we had to get creative to know who the hell she was talking about at any given time). I knew that Lisa, "the Nose" had breast surgery before I met her -- and then we met and spent a day doing stuff.....and only later found out that she had previously had breast *reduction* surgery.

She was still significantly over-endowed. Can't begin to imagine what she'd started with.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 12, 2016 11:38 PM (EzgxV)

150 Now, I'm not a man so maybe the beach ball on the chest thing is a turn on

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:37 PM (Y1Jhk)



Only for retards. "The closer you get to looking like something that exists it nature, the better" is absolutely right, IMO.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2016 11:39 PM (oKE6c)

151 I think people dislike Taylor Swift because she seems sort of stuck up.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:39 PM (Y1Jhk)

152 Why is there so much Taylor Swift hate?

You asshole!! I'm going to write a hit song about you!!!!

Posted by: Taylor "swimmin' in cash" Swift at July 12, 2016 11:39 PM (q7T0y)

153 G'Night, Ricardo.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 12, 2016 11:39 PM (6gk0M)

154 I remember those civil defense bits.
We had an underground nuclear blast shelter at my home when I was a lad.
It had beds and was stocked with food and had ventilation, etc.
Fortunately it was never used for its intended purpose.
I rehearsed bands in there.

Posted by: navybrat at July 12, 2016 11:39 PM (w7KSn)

155 Gosh so if countries are actually interested in protecting their borders and willing to do something about it you can cut off the flow of people? Whoddathunkit.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 12, 2016 11:40 PM (bMG0w)

156 Dude, what happened to the old saying: More than a mouthful is wasted?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 11:36 PM (iQIUe)


That saying came from the same people who tried to convince everyone that money can't buy happiness.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 11:40 PM (zc3Db)

157 I think people dislike Taylor Swift because she seems sort of stuck up.

Posted by: Lauren

Also, if you date her, she's going to write a song about how much you suck.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 12, 2016 11:40 PM (Kc884)

158 113 105 I remember my township building having a fallout shelter sign. That was many years ago and I haven't seen it in a long time. I don't know what became of it.
Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 11:31 PM (sdi6R)

Probably on some college kid's dorm room wall for awhile.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 11:32 PM (3ZoRf)


Or maybe Bob Dylan has it.

http://www.popspotsnyc.com/bringing_it_all_back_home/

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 11:40 PM (sdi6R)

159 138 *gets home. No. Fucking. Egg. Whatsoever.
------------

*Always* check fast food orders if you are using the drive-through.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 11:37 PM (ZxmMG)

Obligatory
http://bit.ly/29w0EiA

Posted by: random lurker at July 12, 2016 11:40 PM (+tRIN)

160 Which is stupid. Has he been in a public library or a
high school lately? Even inner city schools and libraries have lots of
computers. Also, there are these things called "used computers".



Maybe if the baby daddies would stop screwing around with every ho
out there and marry the mothers of their children, they could control
their little thugs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 12, 2016 11:37 PM (+lVUW)

Looks like it's not just an outbreak of common sense, but an epidemic. Well said.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2016 11:40 PM (oKE6c)

161 I know someone who got very small implants. She's super tall like Taylor and felt disproportionate as a small A, but didn't want huge boobs either. Personally, I think that looks a lot better than going from A to D.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:28 PM (Y1Jhk)


pics??

Posted by: Jake at July 12, 2016 11:41 PM (2GUoi)

162 Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. The ONT break room is closed until further notice while 'the problem' is being dealt with.

May I suggest our companies it gal. I call her Wonder Woman. As I wonder just how the fuck she got her job. A major company like us have been having major email problems for 3 weeks. Completely ignores you when you bring it up. But when you do bring it up she goes and cries to the bosses like a littl Marilyn.,frankly I don't think she knows whar a server is, let alone a program. Her knowledge of the differnence between Kotex & Kleenex is fucking suspect at beast as well.

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 12, 2016 11:42 PM (voOPb)

163 Re the Taylor Swift hate,

I've always had the impression that emotionally, she's... not very stable.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 11:42 PM (q7T0y)

164 Damn! Got Willowed in the last thread. And it was my magnum opus, too.


Pouts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2016 11:42 PM (GSdpU)

165 I think people dislike Taylor Swift because she seems sort of stuck up.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:39 PM (Y1Jhk)


No seems to it. She is (from personal experience).

Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 11:42 PM (GUBah)

166 I'm not saying people have to love her or love her music.

Some people make hating her a hobby. Frankly I think some of it is because she is white. There is a popular insult for white girls, and that's being called a "basic bitch" or just "basic". It's reservede solely for white girls and it's used by all young people of all races

Now twist it around. Would it ever ever be ok to come up with a derogatory term for young black women

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 11:42 PM (zOTsN)

167 Why is there so much Taylor Swift hate?
________

She stole Demi Lovato's bestie.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 12, 2016 11:42 PM (oTQX/)

168 Have you noticed that the seven deadly sins are actually celebrated and rewarded these days? And I am not trying to be snarky.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 11:43 PM (MNgU2)

169 NOW I remember what I wanted to say:

Taylor Swift is about as stable as Lindsey Lohan on a cocaine bender.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 12, 2016 11:43 PM (q7T0y)

170 On the nekkid Japanese restaurant lifting its age and weight restrictions...if I wanted to eat with old saggy people I'd stay home with my parents. *shudders*
Posted by: fly gal at July 12, 2016 11:33 PM (kXmU/)

Let's hope it doesn't become a favorite hangout for summo wrestlers

I was once at a beach on Martha's Vineyard which turned out to be clothing optional. Nobody in my party removed anything (although we were all in pretty good shape at the time - this was in the late '80's). We laughed at an old man who basically looked like a tan beach ball who strolled nude up and down the beach for about an hour - while eating a banana.

There were also some elderly hippie type women going topless and that was even worse than a Yoko picture. The boobehs were practically dragging in the sand.

That experience and pics I have seen of nude/topless protesters confirm my opinion that the people you would most like to see naked are almost never the ones who get naked in public.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 12, 2016 11:43 PM (P8951)

171 "Damn! Got Willowed in the last thread. And it was my magnum opus, too.
Pouts.
"
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2016 11:42 PM (GSdpU)

If you miss my capitalized "ONT is NOOD!" -?

...that's on you, good sir!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 12, 2016 11:44 PM (6gk0M)

172 test

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 12, 2016 11:44 PM (Z4pCw)

173 A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work...

Posted by: Herb Brooks at July 12, 2016 11:44 PM (oegVT)

174 Now twist it around. Would it ever ever be ok to come up with a derogatory term for young black women

Posted by: ThunderB

Maybe if the baby daddies would stop screwing around with every ho

out there
Posted by: nerdygirl

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 12, 2016 11:44 PM (Kc884)

175
159 138 *gets home. No. Fucking. Egg. Whatsoever.
------------

*Always* check fast food orders if you are using the drive-through.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 11:37 PM (ZxmMG)

Obligatory
http://bit.ly/29w0EiA
Posted by: random lurker at July 12, 2016 11:40 PM (+tRIN)


Pretty sure that's the Pesci rant. I posted that at the FB AoS group.

Thing is I didn't go through the drive thru. So my fault for not checking.

But do they even offer a sausage cheese McMuffin sans egg?

Hell, the sausage biscuit and hashbrown were good enough.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 12, 2016 11:44 PM (hlMPp)

176 164 Damn! Got Willowed in the last thread. And it was my magnum opus, too.

Pouts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2016 11:42 PM (GSdpU)

It is... It is something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 11:44 PM (3ZoRf)

177 "No seems to it. She is (from personal experienc)"

Uh oh, country singer! Did she write a song about you?

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:44 PM (Y1Jhk)

178 She's unstable emotionally.

Ok. She's is a very young woman in the entertainment industry. Duh

She writes about her ex boyfriends. Ok. What else should she write about. Her views on TPP?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 11:45 PM (zOTsN)

179
i did catch a snorlax
Posted by: Millennial who doesn't belong here


I think I saw one of those in a Doctor Seuss book.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 12, 2016 11:45 PM (IqV8l)

180 I think people don't like Taylor swift because they hear 14 year olds playing her songs constantly.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 12, 2016 11:45 PM (bMG0w)

181 noticed that the seven deadly sins are actually celebrated and rewarded these days? And I am not trying to be snarky.

Is fucking stupid one of them. Good god this week has be overloaded with stupid people

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 12, 2016 11:45 PM (voOPb)

182 Boob jobs should only be bought and had AFTER one is finished having children.

Taylor Swift should have my children.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 11:45 PM (jeefx)

183 D.B. Cooper could have successfully parachuted out of a 727 since subsequent hijackers did it. None of them parachuted into the heavy forests of the Pacific Northwest at night though.

If he didn't make it, more likely it was due to lack of warm clothing, loafers instead of boots, and jumping in late November in a freezing rain

Posted by: kbdabear at July 12, 2016 11:45 PM (wZ1Xr)

184 people you would most like to see naked







only do it for very large sums of money. Never free.

Posted by: Old Man of the Swamp at July 12, 2016 11:45 PM (MADaI)

185 18 Ok, I turned the AM radio to 640 to get information on the current attacks by BLM and ISIS forces and the only information I got was in Spanish...and I'm pretty sure it was a commercial for toothpaste.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2016 11:14 PM (pibXr)


That's because the arrow on that CONELRAD poster means that the correct frequency is somewhere between 640 and 1240. Looks like it's about 800-900 kHz. Good luck trying to find it.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 12, 2016 11:45 PM (Z4pCw)

186 Have you noticed that the seven deadly sins are actually celebrated and
rewarded these days? And I am not trying to be snarky.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 11:43 PM (MNgU2)

Celebrated and rewarded? Hell, they're practically a bucket list now.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 12, 2016 11:45 PM (oKE6c)

187 She was still significantly over-endowed.

Please to be explaining word, over-endowed.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2016 11:45 PM (Z58Xa)

188 I've seen nothing that Swift has done in public to deserve any scorn. Again , envy , one of the 7DS , is embraced and celebrated.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 11:46 PM (MNgU2)

189 151 I think people dislike Taylor Swift because she seems sort of stuck up.
Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:39 PM (Y1Jhk)

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I dont see how. She's got tons of friends, does lots of charity work and donations, and I've never heard anyone complain that she was difficult.

When I was in HS, there was a pretty cheerleader that I assumed was stuck up. She would say hello to me which sort of intimidated me. She got my name wrong and I never corrected her. For the next 3 years she said hello to me every time I saw her. At first I thought it was funny but then I started feeling bad but felt too stupid to go up to her and tell her the truth. Right before graduation somebody told her and she confronted me, asked me why I did it, started crying and ran off. Never saw her again. 30 years later I still feel like a jerk.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 11:46 PM (iQIUe)

190 Okay I admit it. I ate D.B. Cooper.

Posted by: The Same Bear that "romanced" Leo DiCaprio at July 12, 2016 11:46 PM (q7T0y)

191 The basic bitch thing is obnoxious. Oh, let's all make fun of the well adjusted, successful people!

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:46 PM (Y1Jhk)

192 Me, when I hit about 40, maybe a little afterwards, it was like a switch was thrown and I rapidly became, well my father. My care, give-a-damn, about pop culture crap just rapidly went to nothing. It's all just so jevenile and stupid.

I stopped caring about being cool or hip and all that stuff.

That's the source of the "hate" of all this pop culture stuff and people, really. It's not anything personal at anything/one in particular, just disgust with the Idiocracy of the juvenile mind and culture.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 12, 2016 11:46 PM (DW+jj)

193 There is a popular insult for white girls, and that's being called a "basic bitch" or just "basic". It's reservede solely for white girls and it's used by all young people of all races

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 11:42 PM (zOTsN)


Never heard of it. Sounds sort of stupid. I don't think being called "basic" really cuts too deeply.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 11:46 PM (zc3Db)

194 Boobs Ahoy ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/752901987918815234

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/752902137076674560

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/752902302286086144

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/752902449174867968

Posted by: kbdabear at July 12, 2016 11:46 PM (wZ1Xr)

195 I don't understand the body shaming thing. I consider it body reality. You were flat chested and now you got tits. That's an observation. You got a big ass. Observation. Body reality. I guess we're supposed to pretend we don't notice the tits and asses that are plastered everywhere every single fucking day. The point of plastering selfies everywhere is what? Don't like reality? Don't take selfies.

Posted by: NCKate at July 12, 2016 11:46 PM (tna7B)

196 She writes about her ex boyfriends. Ok. What else should she write about. Her views on TPP?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 11:45 PM (zOTsN)


Sheryl Crow cornered the market on that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 11:47 PM (zc3Db)

197 168 Have you noticed that the seven deadly sins are actually celebrated and rewarded these days? And I am not trying to be snarky.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 11:43 PM (MNgU2)

And the Cardinal Virtues are sneered at.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2016 11:47 PM (3ZoRf)

198 Apparently, I still suck at sockpuppeting.

Posted by: Chi at July 12, 2016 11:47 PM (oegVT)

199 More Boobs Ahoy ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/752902602472513536

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/752902739110289408

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/752902888544927744

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/752903031528820736

Posted by: kbdabear at July 12, 2016 11:48 PM (wZ1Xr)

200 Always* check fast food orders if you are using the drive-through.
Posted bY: Mike Hammer

You're not boss of me. Unless I'm flying and your buying. Then mr. Hammers plan

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 12, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)

201 "
Never heard of it. Sounds sort of stupid. I don't think being called "basic" really cuts too deeply."

You're forgetting it's aimed at the special snowflake crowd.

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:48 PM (Y1Jhk)

202 RBG -- The poster witch for term limits and age limits on SC justices.

I'm just glad that she didn't decide to retire 2-3 years ago. That would have given TFG plenty of time to plant a younger RBG on the court, extending her version of idiocy for another 40 years.
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35k Venezuelans on the move for food -- I've got a bad feeling about this.

Maybe we can send them all to Sean Penn's house.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 12, 2016 11:48 PM (gyKtp)

203 196 She writes about her ex boyfriends. Ok. What else should she write about. Her views on TPP?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 11:45 PM (zOTsN)

Sheryl Crow cornered the market on that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 11:47 PM (zc3Db)

So did cisgender end Jackson Browne

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 12, 2016 11:49 PM (voOPb)

204 Being called a basic bitch means you are shallow, materialistic, and white. Therefore not worthy of acquaintance

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 11:49 PM (zOTsN)

205 Pouts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------

Cut to the Sun appearing from behind the eclipsing Moon; birds start to sing, lambs gambol in the meadows, the sub surfaces, American Patrol is heard....

The sky is blue, the lark is on the wing...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 11:49 PM (ZxmMG)

206 "Apparently, I still suck at sockpuppeting."
-Posted by: Chi at July 12, 2016 11:47 PM (oegVT)

Yeah. At least you didn't play soccer.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 12, 2016 11:50 PM (6gk0M)

207 The Internet Thinks Taylor Swift Got Breast Implants -- And Are Shaming Her For It

What dicks...

Posted by: Caitlyn The Bruce at July 12, 2016 11:50 PM (mxCgt)

208 A co-worker loves to tell the story of the time when the opening act at a concert was selling CDs outside the arena. He was taking a break during the main act and had a pleasant chat with a very sweet Taylor Swift. She was about 16 at the time.

Posted by: tmitsss at July 12, 2016 11:50 PM (tGfPA)

209 Someone who is unflinchingly upholding of the status quo and stereotypes of their gender without even realizing it. She engages in typical, unoriginal behaviors, modes of dress, speech, and likes. She is tragically/laughably unaware of her utter lack of specialness and intrigue. She believers herself to be unique, fly, amazing, and a complete catch, when really she is boring, painfully normal, and par. She believes her experiences to be crazy, wild, and different or somehow more special than everything that everybody else is doing, when really, almost everyone is doing or has done the exact same thing. She is typical and a dime a dozen. There are many subtypes of basicness, such as the basic ratchet, the basic sorority bitch, the basic groupie bitch, the basic I'm-so-Carrie-from-Sex-and-the-City bitch, etc, but ultimately, they all share the common thread of being expendable and unnoteworthy and, in some cases, having absolutely no redeeming qualities.



Urban dictionary. It's a way for SJW to attack

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 11:50 PM (zOTsN)

210 calling a girl a 'basic bitch' is just envy on display

Posted by: Jake at July 12, 2016 11:51 PM (2GUoi)

211 The last boy scout.

I finally figured it out today. You're the last boy scout.

Posted by: Chi at July 12, 2016 11:51 PM (oegVT)

212 Being called a basic bitch means you are shallow, materialistic, and white. Therefore not worthy of acquaintance

Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 11:49 PM (zOTsN)


Yeah ... still doesn't sound very bad.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 11:51 PM (zc3Db)

213 I have a cousin with the EEE fake boobs and...yikes.
Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:37 PM (Y1Jhk)

When my sister was a home care nurse she took care of a woman in her 30's with terminal cancer (a really nice woman, according to my sister.) She had had huge implants. My sister said it really became grotesque - she wasted away and there were these big hard boobs attached to a skeleton body.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 12, 2016 11:51 PM (P8951)

214 I linked an article about the Russian space gun on the last thread:

http://www.jamesoberg.com/russiangun_tec.html

And I've seen James Oberg comment here, by the way. I think he lives in Texas, so maybe he's a mostly lurking moron.

Posted by: rickl at July 12, 2016 11:51 PM (sdi6R)

215
I'm just glad that she didn't decide to retire 2-3 years ago. That would have given TFG plenty of time to plant a younger RBG on the court, extending her version of idiocy for another 40 years.
========


With our ficking dynamic senate they would have sang shot down in flames before confirming her. Just kidding. They would politely, bowed, coughed and thir anal sexy oragan played

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 12, 2016 11:52 PM (voOPb)

216 That's the source of the "hate" of all this pop culture stuff and people, really. It's not anything personal at anything/one in particular, just disgust with the Idiocracy of the juvenile mind and culture.
Posted by: publius
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*fist bump*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 11:52 PM (ZxmMG)

217 191 The basic bitch thing is obnoxious. Oh, let's all make fun of the well adjusted, successful people!
Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:46 PM (Y1Jhk)


I suspect all the hate is because Swift is a little too pretty and successful and doesn't sing angsty songs showing off her vulnerability. So people secretly want to see her taken down a peg.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 12, 2016 11:52 PM (pAlYe)

218 211 The last boy scout.

I finally figured it out today. You're the last boy scout.
Posted by: Chi at July 12, 2016 11:51 PM (oegVT)

You talking to me?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 11:52 PM (MNgU2)

219 189 151 I think people dislike Taylor Swift because she seems sort of stuck up.
Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:39 PM (Y1Jhk)

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I dont see how. She's got tons of friends, does lots of charity work and donations, and I've never heard anyone complain that she was difficult.

When I was in HS, there was a pretty cheerleader that I assumed was stuck up. She would say hello to me which sort of intimidated me. She got my name wrong and I never corrected her. For the next 3 years she said hello to me every time I saw her. At first I thought it was funny but then I started feeling bad but felt too stupid to go up to her and tell her the truth. Right before graduation somebody told her and she confronted me, asked me why I did it, started crying and ran off. Never saw her again. 30 years later I still feel like a jerk.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 11:46 PM (iQIUe

Bruce, she probably liked you and/or had a secret crush on you.

If she did not, she would not have cried.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 11:53 PM (jeefx)

220
Yeah. At least you didn't play soccer.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
--------------------------

BUT I did wear those sweet bike shorts. My favorite pair had lightning bolts on the sides.

Posted by: Chi at July 12, 2016 11:53 PM (oegVT)

221 187
She was still significantly over-endowed.



Please to be explaining word, over-endowed.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2016 11:45 PM (Z58Xa)


Looked like it'd be best to have an engineering report before redeploying, as opposed to a slap and a tickle.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 12, 2016 11:54 PM (EzgxV)

222 Taylor Swift is 5'11" or 6'

prolly 145 pounds or so.

there are a lot of Taylors in preK, kindergarten and first grade....

Posted by: Jake at July 12, 2016 11:54 PM (2GUoi)

223 @162

M.H......

Frontier Corp by chance? Decipherin paper product placement ain't in their realm.

And @70 was a bonus plus 1.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 12, 2016 11:54 PM (LQE71)

224 Just read Taylor Swift's bio at Wikipedia. Seems like she earned her fame and fortune -- winning the genetic lottery in the looks department didn't hurt either! Curious to see how well she ages...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 12, 2016 11:55 PM (kP16F)

225 "BUT I did wear those sweet bike shorts. My favorite pair had lightning bolts on the sides."
-Posted by: Chi at July 12, 2016 11:53 PM (oegVT)

Mine, too! They made me feel like I was going faster.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 12, 2016 11:55 PM (6gk0M)

226 204 Being called a basic bitch means you are shallow, materialistic, and white. Therefore not worthy of acquaintance
Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 11:49 PM (zOTsN)


My 12 year old niece came home from school and told me she was called this. I almost had a rage stroke, 12 !

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 12, 2016 11:55 PM (dULJN)

227 My kid's 1st grade teacher looked exactly like Taylor Swift.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 12, 2016 11:56 PM (w+Jhj)

228 Good night horde.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersands and &&& so there) at July 12, 2016 11:56 PM (P8951)

229 Swift was the highest earning entertainer last year, making $170 million fucking dollars.

Who cares if she spends a minuscule portion on bigger tits? SMH.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 12, 2016 11:56 PM (gyKtp)

230 Uh oh, country singer! Did she write a song about you?

Posted by: Lauren at July 12, 2016 11:44 PM (Y1Jhk)

Not that I'm aware of, lol. I used to hang out at a certain establishment that was also frequented by her parents (who incidentally are as nice as can be) around the time that she was first hitting it big and passed by her at the door as I was coming in with some friends and she was coming out (and who some of these guys were makes it even more amusing). We said, "Hey Taylor, how's it going?" Her response was to look at us like we were turds in a punchbowl, flip her nose up and away, and stride off toward the parking lot.
Among the guys I was with were a well-known steel guitar player, the son of a legendary steel guitar player who is himself well known in the music industry in the tour support side, and the great nephew of a no shit country music god. Needless to say, she didn't leave a good impression on any of us.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 11:56 PM (GUBah)

231 Have you noticed that the seven deadly sins are actually celebrated and rewarded these days? And I am not trying to be snarky.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at 11:43 PM
________

Yes, I've noticed.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 12, 2016 11:57 PM (oTQX/)

232 Just read Taylor Swift's bio at Wikipedia. Seems like she earned her fame and fortune -- winning the genetic lottery in the looks department didn't hurt either! Curious to see how well she ages...
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 12, 2016 11:55 PM (kP16F)

She didn't take after her mother who is short and a bit chubby though pretty enough face.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 11:57 PM (MNgU2)

233 G'Night, Donna V of the ampersands!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 12, 2016 11:57 PM (6gk0M)

234 I know why I don't like Taylor Swift.


That stupid yodeling song.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 12, 2016 11:57 PM (bMG0w)

235 Retrospace.org is no more? Damn, I hope not. I loved that site.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 12, 2016 11:57 PM (w+Jhj)

236 212 Being called a basic bitch means you are shallow, materialistic, and white. Therefore not worthy of acquaintance
Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 11:49 PM (zOTsN)

Yeah ... still doesn't sound very bad.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2016 11:51 PM (zc3Db)


You're underestimating the power of a fully operational Mean Girl.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 12, 2016 11:57 PM (pAlYe)

237 but ultimately, they all share the common thread of being expendable and unnoteworthy and, in some cases, having absolutely no redeeming qualities. ,
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Hmm. Isn't that the way it started with Stephen King's 'Carrie'? Mistake... big mistake.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 11:57 PM (ZxmMG)

238
Ok. She's is a very young woman in the entertainment industry. Duh

She writes about her ex boyfriends. Ok. What else should she write about. Her views on TPP?

Posted by: ThunderB


Yeah, it's terribly difficult to pick up a book these days.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 12, 2016 11:58 PM (GINyK)

239
What's creepy is Kanye West's obsession with her, complete with having a mannequin in bed with him and his big butt wife. What was that about??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 11:58 PM (iQIUe)

240 So, what gun would YOU carry in your astronaut survival kit? Personally, I'd pack a 1911.

(Sits back and waits for the inevitable 9mm vs .45 flame war)

Posted by: PabloD at July 12, 2016 11:58 PM (PsGnn)

241 211 The last boy scout*.

I finally figured it out today. You're the last boy scout.
Posted by: Chi at July 12, 2016 11:51 PM (oegVT)

Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck.

*Much better film than Die Hard 2.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 11:58 PM (wQWv4)

242 @234 ... you sure you're not thinking of Jewel?

Trump can't pick Pence because it sounds too much like Penis.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 12, 2016 11:59 PM (VxHD9)

243 Have you noticed that the seven deadly sins are actually celebrated and rewarded these days? And I am not trying to be snarky.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
----------------

It doesn't end well.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2016 11:59 PM (ZxmMG)

244 "Yeah, it's terribly difficult to pick up a book these days."
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 12, 2016 11:58 PM (GINyK)

It is easier to get a Glock, so I hear.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 12, 2016 11:59 PM (6gk0M)

245 Firing guns in vacuum/space/Moon surface really got me interested, getting the dopamine/endorphin hit going in my little brain.

Mythbusters fired a revolver in a vacuum chamber to see what happened. You can find it with a search. I assume they fired the bullet into some ballistic gelatin or something, because you wouldn't want a bullet hitting the walls of your vacuum chamber.

It worked just fine. However what was cool was there was a visible wave, bouncing of the gases coming out of the barrel. You could see with slow motion film. The mass of gas, while expanding, has a net forward momentum. It hit the side of the chamber, then visibly bounces back and oscillates a bit in the chamber.

The gase stay brighter and visible longer as it does the bouncing in vacuum, and this because there's no cooler mass of air around to cool it down quickly.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 12, 2016 11:59 PM (DW+jj)

246 "My 12 year old niece came home from school and told me she was called this. I almost had a rage stroke, 12 !"

That's awful. It's all a way to shame people for being normal.

Posted by: Lauren at July 13, 2016 12:00 AM (Y1Jhk)

247 Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're gonna lose. Smile, you fuck.

*Much better film than Die Hard 2.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 11:58 PM (wQWv4)

Absolutely. Very underrated film.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2016 12:00 AM (3ZoRf)

248 Posted by: Buzzion at July 12, 2016 11:57 PM (bMG0w)

You must be thinking about Jewel.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 13, 2016 12:00 AM (MNgU2)

249 Curious to see how well she ages...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 12, 2016 11:55 PM
________

Using the last year or two as a gauge, I'd say not too well.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 13, 2016 12:00 AM (oTQX/)

250 Being called a basic bitch means you are shallow, materialistic, and white. Therefore not worthy of acquaintance
Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 11:49 PM (zOTsN)

don't forget with straight long hair.

I plan on working through this when my daughter gets old enough

fortunately I'm a racist and picked a school district I liked then bought a house in it, so I would not have to deal with this type of sh*t

Posted by: Jake at July 13, 2016 12:01 AM (2GUoi)

251 Oops, didn't realize somebody had taken Joe Hallenbeck as an "official" sn. My bad.

And yes, I stand by my assertion that the Last Boy Scout is a much better film than Die Hard 2.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 13, 2016 12:01 AM (wQWv4)

252 XKCD had a weirdly compelling lunatic conspiracy post about D.B. Cooper:

https://xkcd.com/1400/

Posted by: Splunge at July 13, 2016 12:01 AM (iMxBJ)

253 It's the HQ, Joe. You can't just walk up and slap a guy. You have to say something cool first

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 12:02 AM (oegVT)

254 Bruce, she probably liked you and/or had a secret crush on you.

If she did not, she would not have cried.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 12, 2016 11:53 PM (jeefx)

=========
She didnt have a crush on me. She was just a nice person and not a snob. It turned out I was the snob. I think she cried bc she thought I was making fun of her which in the beginning I was. However, I quickly felt like an idiot but was too much of a dick to apologize early on.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2016 12:02 AM (iQIUe)

255 Taylor's management and production team are top notch.

Credit where its due to her for followin their advice/suggestions/strategy.

Of course, havin Loki pussy whipped can't hurt.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 13, 2016 12:02 AM (LQE71)

256 "*Much better film than Die Hard 2.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck"

I mean, the whole premise of the movie is just weird. There are bunches of airports nearby, just contact one of them and have them call the airplanes and let them know what's going on. Or the FAA. Or, just go inside any of the planes that are sitting on the ground and fire up one of their radios...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 13, 2016 12:03 AM (w+Jhj)

257 So, what gun would YOU carry in your astronaut survival kit? Personally, I'd pack a 1911.

(Sits back and waits for the inevitable 9mm vs .45 flame war)
Posted by: PabloD at July 12, 2016 11:58 PM (PsGnn)

******

Your post is not worth the effort. Enjoy your imagined flame wars.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 13, 2016 12:03 AM (YLidQ)

258 You're underestimating the power of a fully operational Mean Girl.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 12, 2016 11:57 PM (pAlYe)


Sure. I'm just saying that it sounds like a pretty pathetic attempt at an insult.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 13, 2016 12:03 AM (zc3Db)

259 >>A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work...


A bad day of fishing is a shitty day at work.

Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2016 12:03 AM (VGG67)

260 239 What's creepy is Kanye West's obsession with her, complete with having a mannequin in bed with him and his big butt wife. What was that about??
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 11:58 PM (iQIUe)


Trying to get attention by any means possible?

Posted by: Splunge at July 13, 2016 12:04 AM (iMxBJ)

261 Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 12:02 AM (oegVT)

A true Last Boy Scout fan would know my middle name. But I'd have to kill you if you tell anybody.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 13, 2016 12:04 AM (MNgU2)

262 Die Hard 2 ... because Army Special Forces are secretly big fans of Narco-Dictators.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 13, 2016 12:04 AM (VxHD9)

263 I mean, the whole premise of the movie is just weird. There are bunches of airports nearby, just contact one of them and have them call the airplanes and let them know what's going on. Or the FAA. Or, just go inside any of the planes that are sitting on the ground and fire up one of their radios...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 13, 2016 12:03 AM (w+Jhj)

Obviously Fred Thompson's fault for not realizing this sooner.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 13, 2016 12:04 AM (wQWv4)

264 So, what gun would YOU carry in your astronaut survival kit? Personally, I'd pack a 1911.

(Sits back and waits for the inevitable 9mm vs .45 flame war)
Posted by: PabloD


Oh, so you're an astronaut, are you?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2016 12:04 AM (GINyK)

265 251 And yes, I stand by my assertion that the Last Boy Scout is a much better film than Die Hard 2.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 13, 2016 12:01 AM (wQWv4)


Isn't that like saying "Yes, I believe I can limbo my way under that pole vault bar"?

Posted by: Splunge at July 13, 2016 12:05 AM (iMxBJ)

266 >>>Yeah. At least you didn't play soccer.



Or spend incredible amounts of money at dry cleaners weekly


Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 13, 2016 12:05 AM (voOPb)

267 248 Posted by: Buzzion at July 12, 2016 11:57 PM (bMG0w)

You must be thinking about Jewel.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 13, 2016 12:00 AM (MNgU2)


This song.

https://youtu.be/WA4iX5D9Z64


That "Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together" is nails on a chalkboard to me.

Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2016 12:05 AM (bMG0w)

268 260 239 What's creepy is Kanye West's obsession with her, complete with having a mannequin in bed with him and his big butt wife. What was that about??
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 12, 2016 11:58 PM (iQIUe)

Trying to get attention by any means possible?
Posted by: Splunge at July 13, 2016 12:04 AM (iMxBJ)

==============
I think she shd think about restraining orders or have a talk with his wife.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2016 12:06 AM (iQIUe)

269 A'ville Robt. - In case you missed it, the beaver came up positive:


http://tinyurl.com/zgm4quv

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 12:06 AM (ZxmMG)

270 Obama is going the Full ferguson again;

1. Assume the cops guilt with no due process.
2. side with the families, promising "Justice" *winkwink*
3. When the professional investigators won't go along with the fix, have your staff of radical leftist lawyers cook up bogus statistics about racist parking tickets or something and coerce a consent decree.
4. After Sharpton and CNN sponsor a riot and burn your town down, you find out the thug was trying to murder a cop with his own service revolver. But the lie has already gone worldwide.
5. lather, rinse, repeat, divide and conquer.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 13, 2016 12:06 AM (Ndje9)

271 Breaking news: Kim Kardashian found dead.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Racist for Dinosaurs at July 13, 2016 12:07 AM (Nwg0u)

272 Kanye West is 54 million in the hole

guessin his wife is not helping him out...

Posted by: Jake at July 13, 2016 12:08 AM (2GUoi)

273 "Among the guys I was with were a well-known steel guitar player, the son of a legendary steel guitar player who is himself well known in the music industry in the tour support side, and the great nephew of a no shit country music god. "

Doubtful she even knew what a steel guitar was.

Posted by: Lauren at July 13, 2016 12:08 AM (Y1Jhk)

274 >>>A bad day of fishing is a shitty day at work.


Which in the reel world still beats a great day at work in the non-fishing work world

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 13, 2016 12:09 AM (voOPb)

275 Ginsburg told a reporter from the AP that the next president, "whoever she will be,"

What a triumph of civil rights. We now have catty, witless, srunken-aborigine-trophy-head assclowns on the supreme court, whose job is to come up with lengthy sophistries as to why they will not do their job. I despise these people.

Posted by: Yuimetal at July 13, 2016 12:09 AM (fRNFa)

276 "In case you missed it, the beaver came up positive:


http://tinyurl.com/zgm4quv



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc"

Yeah, I saw that on the local fishwrap's website.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 13, 2016 12:09 AM (w+Jhj)

277 So, what gun would YOU carry in your astronaut survival kit? Personally, I'd pack a 1911.

(Sits back and waits for the inevitable 9mm vs .45 flame war)

Posted by: PabloD at July 12, 2016 11:58 PM (PsGnn)


Gyro-Jet for the win.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 12:09 AM (GSdpU)

278 @240...

Astronauts need M41A Pulse Rifles. Over an under 30mm grenade launcher.

Better to have it and not need it, etc.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 13, 2016 12:09 AM (LQE71)

279
269
A'ville Robt. - In case you missed it, the beaver came up positive:





http://tinyurl.com/zgm4quv



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 12:06 AM (ZxmMG)


Why are they closing the lake after the beaver got euthed? Can rabies survive in water without a host?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 12:09 AM (EzgxV)

280 A true Last Boy Scout fan would know my middle name. But I'd have to kill you if you tell anybody.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck
--------------
I wouldn't call myself a "true fan," but I did watch Soul Train.

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 12:10 AM (oegVT)

281 A true Last Boy Scout fan would know my middle name. But I'd have to kill you if you tell anybody.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 13, 2016 12:04 AM (MNgU2)

Cornelius?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2016 12:10 AM (3ZoRf)

282 "In case you missed it, the beaver came up positive"

There's TONS of jokes in that one sentence.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 13, 2016 12:11 AM (w+Jhj)

283 269 A'ville Robt. - In case you missed it, the beaver came up positive:
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 12:06 AM (ZxmMG)


Well, crap.

Posted by: Wally at July 13, 2016 12:11 AM (iMxBJ)

284 Why are they closing the lake after the beaver got euthed? Can rabies survive in water without a host?
Posted by: cthulhu
----------------

Making sure we got the right beaver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 12:11 AM (ZxmMG)

285 Now Kim Kardashian

There's someone whose had way too much plastic surgery.

Posted by: Lauren at July 13, 2016 12:11 AM (Y1Jhk)

286 I always told Ward to take it easy on the Beaver. He never listens.

Posted by: June Cleaver at July 13, 2016 12:12 AM (DW+jj)

287 272 Kanye West is 54 million in the hole



I knew her mommy opening was big but 54 million deep? Holy cow

Posted by: Mis. Hum at July 13, 2016 12:12 AM (voOPb)

288 Why are they closing the lake after the beaver got euthed?
---------------

'Euthed'... bwahahahaha

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 12:12 AM (ZxmMG)

289 It all started going down hill for Taylor Swift when she sang "Shake it Off" at Michael J. Fox's birthday party....or so I've heard.

Posted by: Orson at July 13, 2016 12:12 AM (R3ZR3)

290 Making sure we got the right beaver.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 12:11 AM (ZxmMG)

Story of my life.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2016 12:12 AM (3ZoRf)

291 285
Why are they closing the lake after the beaver got euthed? Can rabies survive in water without a host?

Posted by: cthulhu

----------------



Making sure we got the right beaver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 12:11 AM (ZxmMG)


Gee -- when I was growing up, any beaver was the right beaver.....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 12:12 AM (EzgxV)

292 "Making sure we got the right beaver."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 12:11 AM (ZxmMG)

Man can spend a lifetime doing just that.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 12:13 AM (6gk0M)

293 "Making sure we got the right beaver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc."

You're on a roll tonight there buddy.

And I have to go to bed. Have fun ya'll.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 13, 2016 12:13 AM (w+Jhj)

294 Retrospace.org is no more? Damn, I hope not. I loved that site.

------------

WTF AshevilleRobert.

I love Retrospace.org too AND live in Asheville. Let's get together sometime.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at July 13, 2016 12:14 AM (BS8yt)

295 Jewel did a really cool karaoke gig where they made her up to look like a frumpy office temp.
Youtube it.

(I kinda like Jewel. Yodeling or not.)

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 12:14 AM (oegVT)

296 Obama Mentions Self 45 Times During Memorial Speech For Dallas Officers...

He was being modest.

Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2016 12:14 AM (w/iDp)

297 G'Night, AshvilleRobert.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 12:14 AM (6gk0M)

298 Gee -- when I was growing up, any beaver was the right beaver.....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 12:12 AM (EzgxV)

Your patronage keeps us in work. Many thanks!

Posted by: Virologists Everywhere at July 13, 2016 12:14 AM (wQWv4)

299 A'ville Robt. - In case you missed it, the beaver came up positive:


http://tinyurl.com/zgm4quv

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 12:06 AM (ZxmMG)


Shit, now all the trees around the lake are going to have to have a costly and painful course of rabies shots.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 12:14 AM (GSdpU)

300 284
Making sure we got the right beaver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 12:11 AM (ZxmMG)


But, seriously, what are the next steps, and what are the risks? Does rabies normally break out in dozens?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 12:15 AM (EzgxV)

301 295 Jewel did a really cool karaoke gig where they made her up to look like a frumpy office temp.
Youtube it.

(I kinda like Jewel. Yodeling or not.)

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 12:14 AM (oegVT)



Yeah that was a promotion for Pepsi Max.

Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2016 12:15 AM (bMG0w)

302 Why are they closing the lake after the beaver got euthed? Can rabies survive in water without a host?


Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 12:09 AM (EzgxV)


Probably to check for more rabid beavers. Best just send the Robertsons there to make sure.
https://youtu.be/ilpyBJvbqn0

Posted by: Country Singer at July 13, 2016 12:15 AM (GUBah)

303 That one needs to be put on the masthead for the site, right there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2016 12:15 AM (3ZoRf)

304 beaver=giardia

just doing science

Posted by: Jake at July 13, 2016 12:15 AM (2GUoi)

305 (I kinda like Jewel. Yodeling or not.)

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 12:14 AM (oegVT)


I think her first album was great. I used to listen to it quite a lot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 13, 2016 12:16 AM (zc3Db)

306 So... Ward was a little hard on the beaver last night, yes?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at July 13, 2016 12:16 AM (kP16F)

307 Well, crap.

Posted by: Wally at July 13, 2016 12:11 AM (iMxBJ)


Golf clap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 12:16 AM (GSdpU)

308 "WTF AshevilleRobert.
I love Retrospace.org too AND live in Asheville. Let's get together sometime.

Posted by: Make America Great Again"

You didn't order a pizza tonight and put "Donald Trump" on the order did you? Somebody did that tonight.

And you missed Hammer, GreyFox and me at our meeting just a few weeks ago. We'll have another one soon.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 13, 2016 12:16 AM (w+Jhj)

309 Now Kim Kardashian
There's someone whose had way too much plastic surgery.


Her only claim to fame is her claim to fame.

Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2016 12:17 AM (w/iDp)

310 Wait, nope it was just for Funny or Die.

https://youtu.be/rmv1VhrtYRo


I confused it with because Pepsi Max did a bunch of the same stuff.

Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2016 12:17 AM (bMG0w)

311 304 beaver=giardia

just doing science
Posted by: Jake
-----------------------
I'm the only perv that read that as Giada, right?

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 12:17 AM (oegVT)

312 'It looked like a scene out of the Walking Dead': TWENTY-TWO people collapse on the same New York street at nine in the morning after taking a bad batch of synthetic marijuana 'K2'

=========
What a pain in the ass to NYPD and EMT. smh

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2016 12:17 AM (iQIUe)

313 Her only claim to fame is her claim to fame.
.........
and a sex tape

Posted by: Jake at July 13, 2016 12:17 AM (2GUoi)

314 267
This song.

https://youtu.be/WA4iX5D9Z64


That "Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together" is nails on a chalkboard to me.
Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2016 12:05 AM (bMG0w)


She has a band of furries?

Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2016 12:18 AM (sdi6R)

315 Shit, now all the trees around the lake are going to have to have a costly and painful course of rabies shots.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------

Nah. We'll just keep an eye on the trees, and if any act odd, well...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 12:18 AM (ZxmMG)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2016 12:18 AM (q7T0y)

317 "Shit, now all the trees around the lake are going to have to have a costly and painful course of rabies shots."
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 12:14 AM (GSdpU)

(AP), Dateline Pittsboro, NC - Rabid trees are becoming more and more of a problem every day. EPA to find smart conclusions.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 12:18 AM (6gk0M)

318 >>>(I kinda like Jewel. Yodeling or not.)



Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 12:14 AM (oegVT)<<<




Jewel with some Yodels... mmmmmmmm.




*Or Ring Dings. Either or.


Posted by: a hungry Moron at July 13, 2016 12:18 AM (H9MG5)

319 But, seriously, what are the next steps, and what are the risks? Does rabies normally break out in dozens?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 12:15 AM (EzgxV)


The beaver had to catch it from something...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 12:18 AM (GSdpU)

320 Who's reporting that Kim K has died?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2016 12:18 AM (q7T0y)

321 295 Jewel did a really cool karaoke gig where they made her up to look like a frumpy office temp.
Youtube it.
Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 12:14 AM (oegVT)


Yup. Great video. "Karen from Accounting" steps up to the mic and whoa. Another good one in the same vein: When Adele wasn't Adele. She gets made up to be unrecognizable and goes undercover in a competition of Adele impersonators. One particularly appealing Adele impersonator has a full-body epiphany as the real Adele starts to sing and figures out it's really her.

Posted by: Splunge at July 13, 2016 12:18 AM (iMxBJ)

322 289 It all started going down hill for Taylor Swift when she sang "Shake it Off" at Michael J. Fox's birthday party....or so I've heard.
Posted by: Orson at July 13, 2016 12:12 AM (R3ZR3)

I'm going to hell for laughing.

Posted by: Cactus of Liberty at July 13, 2016 12:19 AM (jeefx)

323 Send me an email, in this nic.

I'm partially banned.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at July 13, 2016 12:19 AM (BS8yt)

324 Joe's middle name isn't squirrel is it? That'd be harsh....

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 13, 2016 12:19 AM (LQE71)

325 Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2016 12:10 AM (3ZoRf)

That's right Junior .

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 13, 2016 12:19 AM (MNgU2)

326 "looked like a scene out of the Walking Dead': TWENTY-TWO people collapse on the same New York street at nine in the morning after taking a bad batch of synthetic marijuana 'K2'
"

Drugs are bad mmmmmk

Posted by: Lauren at July 13, 2016 12:19 AM (Y1Jhk)

327
Now Kim Kardashian
There's someone whose had way too much plastic surgery.
Her only claim to fame is her claim to fame.


She had a positive beaver.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 13, 2016 12:21 AM (IqV8l)

328 319
But, seriously, what are the next steps, and what are the risks? Does rabies normally break out in dozens?



Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 12:15 AM (EzgxV)





The beaver had to catch it from something...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 12:18 AM (GSdpU)


I just figured it was an undocumented Central American.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 12:21 AM (EzgxV)

329 Synthetic Marijuana? Is there some shortage of the actual drug out there?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 13, 2016 12:22 AM (3ZoRf)

330 'It looked like a scene out of the Walking Dead': TWENTY-TWO people collapse on the same New York street at nine in the morning after taking a bad batch of synthetic marijuana 'K2'

=========
What a pain in the ass to NYPD and EMT. smh

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2016 12:17 AM (iQIUe)


In unrelated news, petty crime in New York city falls to 3-year low.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 12:22 AM (GSdpU)

331 last year I drove from MN to ID listening to Taylor Swift and Katey Perry non stop

I do it for the children

This year is Rush Revere......

Posted by: Jake at July 13, 2016 12:22 AM (2GUoi)

332 But, seriously, what are the next steps, and what are the risks? Does rabies normally break out in dozens?
Posted by: cthulhu
-----------------

Just have to be watchful. Neither Animal Control, or NC Wildlife have any other suggestions. We're going to keep people off of the lake for a few days, but they can walk around it.

Not that that is so much better, as the beaver was on its way out of the water pursuing the Warden when 'euthanized' it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 12:22 AM (mxCgt)

333 272 Kanye West is 54 million in the hole


Heh! He can do commercials with MC Hammer after he goes bankrupt and Kimmy moves on to banging some billionare.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2016 12:22 AM (20X6f)

334 You didn't order a pizza tonight and put "Donald Trump" on the order did you? Somebody did that tonight.

And you missed Hammer, GreyFox and me at our meeting just a few weeks ago. We'll have another one soon.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 13, 2016 12:16 AM (w+Jhj)


Not me, I don't want anyone to spit on my food.

Do you work at a local restaurant?

Posted by: Make America Great Again at July 13, 2016 12:22 AM (BS8yt)

335 321 295 Jewel did a really cool karaoke gig where they made her up to look like a frumpy office temp.
Youtube it.
Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 12:14 AM (oegVT)

Yup. Great video. "Karen from Accounting" steps up to the mic and whoa. Another good one in the same vein: When Adele wasn't Adele. She gets made up to be unrecognizable and goes undercover in a competition of Adele impersonators. One particularly appealing Adele impersonator has a full-body epiphany as the real Adele starts to sing and figures out it's really her.
Posted by: Splunge at July 13, 2016 12:18 AM (iMxBJ)


Links would be appreciated.

Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2016 12:23 AM (sdi6R)

336 >>Now Kim Kardashia


Few have left more behind.

Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2016 12:23 AM (VGG67)

337 Adele video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQM3XUhiXbQ

Posted by: Splunge at July 13, 2016 12:24 AM (iMxBJ)

338 Wynona's Big Brown Beaver...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

It's a foot-stompin' good time in your holler!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 12:24 AM (6gk0M)

339 >>Synthetic Marijuana?


Why. Shit grows like a weed.

Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2016 12:24 AM (VGG67)

340 The beaver had to catch it from something...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------------

True. And disturbing. But that is always the case where wild animals are concerned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 12:24 AM (mxCgt)

341 They don't come any bigger than this:


http://preview.tinyurl.com/gp8e6yd

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 12:24 AM (GSdpU)

342 332
But, seriously, what are the next steps, and what are the risks? Does rabies normally break out in dozens?

Posted by: cthulhu

-----------------



Just have to be watchful. Neither Animal Control, or NC Wildlife
have any other suggestions. We're going to keep people off of the lake
for a few days, but they can walk around it.



Not that that is so much better, as the beaver was on its way out of the water pursuing the Warden when 'euthanized' it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 12:22 AM (mxCgt)


How long is the terminal "herbivores pursuing humans" phase? -- is it safe to go back in seven days but not in five?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 12:24 AM (EzgxV)

343 Jewel video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmv1VhrtYRo

Posted by: Splunge at July 13, 2016 12:24 AM (iMxBJ)

344 Jewel has been on Stern a few times. Really like her but I can't get over fact that she was engaged to Sean Penn at one time.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 13, 2016 12:25 AM (MNgU2)

345 > Guns in space for the same reason we have guns everywhere else. For law enforcement, for defense, and the idea that space can be free of weapons is insane. Assuming we ever go back.
There will be war. There is always war. No way around it.

Hmmm, y'know guns might not be necessary. Longbows, or crossbows for the Moon Base Rangers? Trebuchets for long range artillery. Discuss relative merits of mass, projectile characteristics, etc in low gravity vacuum...

Posted by: Pickles at July 13, 2016 12:26 AM (SEFXb)

346 Jewel is terrible live. I know this because I went to the first ever Lilith fair.

Posted by: Lauren at July 13, 2016 12:26 AM (Y1Jhk)

347 Links would be appreciated.

Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2016 12:23 AM (sdi6R)


Linked at 310

Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2016 12:26 AM (bMG0w)

348 All right Ace, you and I are now associated on Amazon, Fuck Carolla, he doesn't need my money!

Posted by: BuckIV at July 13, 2016 12:26 AM (CLfqv)

349
Kanye West is 54 million in the hole

Negative beaver

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 13, 2016 12:26 AM (IqV8l)

350 Jewel is terrible live. I know this because I went to the first ever Lilith fair.

Posted by: Lauren


Pix or....?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2016 12:27 AM (GINyK)

351 >>I know this because I went to the first ever Lilith fair.


Tell us more about your experimental phase while you were at College.

Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2016 12:28 AM (VGG67)

352 How long is the terminal "herbivores pursuing humans" phase? -- is it safe to go back in seven days but not in five?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 12:24 AM (EzgxV)


You know you are getting slow when you get bitten by a rabid sloth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 12:28 AM (GSdpU)

353 Rickl,
Buzzion picked up my slack @ 310 with the Jewel. Sorry to leave you hanging

And you see that Splunge linked Adele.
I agree - great gag with her doing the "lookalike" contest.
And yes, I have a bit of a crush on Adele, too. So what.

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 12:28 AM (oegVT)

354 How long is the terminal "herbivores pursuing humans" phase? -- is it safe to go back in seven days but not in five?
Posted by: cthulhu
------------------

I don't think it can be defined. Really, the most you can do is warn people. In the long run, another might turn up next week, next year. This has never happened here before, but plenty of other places.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 12:28 AM (mxCgt)

355 >> Negative beaver

They don't call him "Wrong Hole" West for nothing.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 13, 2016 12:29 AM (DW+jj)

356 You know you are getting slow when you get bitten by a rabid sloth.


At that point you fecking deserve it and you know it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 13, 2016 12:29 AM (1xUj/)

357 I've always like the cowriter of "You Were Meant For Me," when he performs it because he's always got a story during it.

Steve Poltz - You Were Meant For Me

https://youtu.be/Btj5wjWyGqA

Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2016 12:29 AM (bMG0w)

358 Hydrophobia really has to suck if you are a beaver. Means you can never go home again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 12:30 AM (GSdpU)

359 338 Wynona's Big Brown Beaver...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

It's a foot-stompin' good time in your holler!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 12:24 AM (6gk0M)


I never get tired of that. Those mf'ers can play.

Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2016 12:31 AM (sdi6R)

360 Discuss relative merits of mass, projectile characteristics, etc in low gravity vacuum...

Posted by: Pickles at July 13, 2016 12:26 AM (SEFXb)
________

First of all, every weapon would have to be sighted for a straight line. Then you have to assume that each has an infinite range.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 13, 2016 12:31 AM (oTQX/)

361 Illannoying's 404Care co-op just bit the dust. I think that makes it 16 down, and 7 to go.

OCare is working just as well as Solyndra and for exactly the same reason.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2016 12:32 AM (gyKtp)

362 *Much better film than Die Hard 2.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at July 12, 2016 11:58 PM (wQWv4)


I believe The Last Boy Scout was the movie that introduced the term "bitch-slap" to mainstream America. And now that's one of the left's favorite terms - when they are trying to emulate and identify with their shock troops.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 13, 2016 12:32 AM (zc3Db)

363 "Hydrophobia really has to suck if you are a beaver. Means you can never go home again."
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 12:30 AM (GSdpU)

Can anyone really "Go Home Again"?

Posted by: Douchebag Philosopher at July 13, 2016 12:32 AM (6gk0M)

364 Heh - I've got one of my colleagues in stitches just now.

Dude never heard of Magical Maritan, the manga character who teaches english using Full Metal Jacket as her source-text.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 13, 2016 12:33 AM (OYXGr)

365 Jewel was in a pretty good Civil War era movie; Ride with The Devil. I had forgotten how cute Jewell was. Movie was pretty good too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2016 12:34 AM (20X6f)

366 Kanye West is 54 million in the hole



So ... back to the car wash.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 13, 2016 12:35 AM (oKE6c)

367 First of all, every weapon would have to be sighted for a straight line. Then you have to assume that each has an infinite range.
Posted by: FireHorse at July 13, 2016 12:31 AM (oTQX/)

From Mass Effect 2:

"Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space!"

Posted by: Thrawn at July 13, 2016 12:36 AM (wQWv4)

368 Can anyone really "Go Home Again"?
Posted by: Douchebag Philosopher
----------------------
You've never met my 55 year old crackhead brother, I take it...

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 12:36 AM (oegVT)

369
That experience and pics I have seen of
nude/topless protesters confirm my opinion that the people you would
most like to see naked are almost never the ones who get naked in
public.
Posted by: DonnaV (a white) (whitely
brandishing ampersands and so there) at July 12, 2016
11:43 PM (P8951)


To quote: The main problem with nude beaches is quality control.

And Ana Puma posted images from Ufunk this morning of a bunch of nudists painted blue.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2016 12:36 AM (ry34m)

370 361 Illannoying's 404Care co-op just bit the dust. I think that makes it 16 down, and 7 to go.
OCare is working just as well as Solyndra and for exactly the same reason.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2016 12:32 AM (gyKtp)



It's almost as if leftists suck at running things.

Almost.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 13, 2016 12:37 AM (oKE6c)

371 From Mass Effect 2:

"Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space!"

Posted by: Thrawn at July 13, 2016 12:36 AM (wQWv4)


https://youtu.be/sCoHT_cHPzY

Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2016 12:37 AM (bMG0w)

372 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2016 12:39 AM (q7T0y)

373 310 Wait, nope it was just for Funny or Die.

https://youtu.be/rmv1VhrtYRo


I confused it with because Pepsi Max did a bunch of the same stuff.
Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2016 12:17 AM (bMG0w)


That was pretty cute.

Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2016 12:39 AM (sdi6R)

374 345: What got me thinking about this was this. At the surface of the moon, with 1/6g and it's radius, orbital velocity (simple circular orbit) is around 5000'/s. Rifle muzzle velocities are on the order of this, ~3000'/s.

Add a hard vacuum on the surface, and this makes some amazingly long shots possible with small arms of the surface of the Moon. Absolutely no air resistance, and the projectile does not loose tangential velocity and will hit a target with roughly the same speed as it left the barrel. Roughly speaking.

Bullet trajectories would be partial orbital trajectories, especially aiming at a high angle.

The Moon's gravity is lumpy, deviating from spherical significantly, and that would make such low orbits very chaotic of course over any significant time period (making a few loops, if you managed it).

It would be a long-range shooting paradise.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 13, 2016 12:39 AM (DW+jj)

375 I've got all three Mass Effects and both Red Deads "on deck" for play this Winter.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 12:40 AM (6gk0M)

376 well, there are few cities I have been to that I would not want to avoid having a run in with the constabulary more than cleveland. maybe chicago or boston.

cleveland cops are really really quick with the taser.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 12:40 AM (AoSQU)

377 Illannoying's 404Care co-op just bit the dust. I think that makes it 16 down, and 7 to go.

Can you hear me now?

Posted by: Math, bitchez! at July 13, 2016 12:40 AM (Z58Xa)

378 Wassup, 'rons and 'ettes?

I've been working late tonight and just got here...but vacation is coming next week, and though I may not be going anywhere, I'm looking forward to an entire week with the radio off.

Should I read the content or just pretend I have?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at July 13, 2016 12:40 AM (rJUlF)

379 G'Night, qdpsteve.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 12:40 AM (6gk0M)

380 >>>Illannoying's 404Care co-op just bit the dust. I think that makes it 16 down, and 7 to go.
OCare is working just as well as Solyndra and for exactly the same reason.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2016 12:32 AM (gyKtp)<<<

This just proves we need single payer!

Posted by: every Demonrat politician at July 13, 2016 12:41 AM (H9MG5)

381 353
And yes, I have a bit of a crush on Adele, too. So what.
Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 12:28 AM (oegVT)


Me too.

Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2016 12:41 AM (sdi6R)

382 "loose" --> "lose"

Please keep this straight. Thanks.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 13, 2016 12:41 AM (oKE6c)

383 375 I've got all three Mass Effects and both Red Deads "on deck" for play this Winter.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 12:40 AM (6gk0M)



Mass Effect: 3 Games 99% awesome concluded with one of the biggest "Fuck You's" possible.

Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2016 12:41 AM (bMG0w)

384 so we are turning the cop killer over to his family? shouldn't we drop him off wherever bin laden is?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 12:41 AM (AoSQU)

385 353
And yes, I have a bit of a crush on Adele, too. So what.
Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 12:28 AM (oegVT)

Me too.
Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2016 12:41 AM (sdi6R)




hey, that is funny cause if she rolled over on you you would get crushed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 12:42 AM (AoSQU)

386 It's almost as if leftists suck at running things.

Almost.

Posted by: Jay Guevara


They can't help it.

Not only do they encourage credentials over competence, they go ass over tea-kettle for unmanageable institutions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2016 12:43 AM (GINyK)

387 #124

The egg is DLC for another fifty cents.

Posted by: Epobirs at July 13, 2016 12:43 AM (IdCqF)

388 Hydrophobia really has to suck if you are a beaver. Means you can never go home again."
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 12:30 AM (GSdpU)

Can anyone really "Go Home Again"?
Posted by: Douchebag Philosopher at July 13, 2016 12:32 AM (6gk0M)





not only can you not go home you are not even able to go back.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 12:44 AM (AoSQU)

389 The people you want to see naked can be called the 1% truly. I imagine that's about the fraction of the human population you'd want to see naked.

That's true about naked protests. That's why I was so suspicious of "Feminne" (sp?) some naked babe protest group over in Europe. They were hot. And it turned out it wasn't exactly "organic", some Girls-Gone-Wild type behind it, picking out the 1% to use.

It's also economic. A hot bod is a viable commodity. If you got it, you ain't gonna give it away for free.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 13, 2016 12:44 AM (DW+jj)

390 Synthetic weed is a man made substance that is an analog of the THC molecule. Its created in a lab.

Because its "tweaked", its not THC, but produces similar effects on users. Therefore in many states, its not illegal for sale/consumption. Its also not regulated by any G agency to maintain any type of quality control.

People buy an "analog" powder in bulk from overseas, mix it up in a spray bottle with acetone, and spray it on a "legal" herbal incense. Repeat, package and sell.
The profit margin is unreal.

WV produced the most comprehensive piece of legislation I've ever seen banning this shit. Its been quite effective.

To bad we've got G sanctioned narcotics runnin rampant and wreckin 100000 more lives...
But when Special Interests are in control....it's business as usual. Fuck the little guy. Story of my state.

If a reckonin ever comes.....God have Mercy on em.

We won't.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 13, 2016 12:44 AM (LQE71)

391 So, watching Archer and I was wondering what the voice of Katya actually looked like.

Ona Grauer is pleasant looking.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2016 12:45 AM (20X6f)

392 https://youtu.be/sCoHT_cHPzY
Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2016 12:37 AM (bMG0w)

Loved, loved that little encounter on the Citadel.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 13, 2016 12:46 AM (wQWv4)

393 "well, there are few cities I have been to that I would not want to avoid having a run in with the constabulary more than cleveland. maybe chicago or boston.
cleveland cops are really really quick with the taser.
"
-Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 12:40 AM (AoSQU)

I have been downtown, in "The Flats" more often than anyone should have been from 1989-2007 for both work and party.

I have never once been bothered, cajoled, assaulted or otherwise upset by either the police or the populace, at large.

I'm not a "big guy", but we traveled in "packs" of five-to-ten dudes.

Cleveland police have better things to do than to bother people, in general.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 12:46 AM (6gk0M)

394 So, watching Archer and I was wondering what the voice of Katya actually looked like.

Ona Grauer is pleasant looking.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2016 12:45 AM (20X6f)




never look up voices, actors or singers. wish I had never googled sinead oconnor. you really cannot unsee something.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 12:47 AM (AoSQU)

395 Loved, loved that little encounter on the Citadel.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 13, 2016 12:46 AM (wQWv4



You know all their big talk of showing Salarians Krogan and Asari for Andromeda? You know what you won't be seeing? Geth or Quarian. Because 3 fucked it up too badly that there's too much of a chance you wiped one or both out.

Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2016 12:47 AM (bMG0w)

396 A hot bod is a viable commodity. If you got it, you ain't gonna give it away for free.
Posted by: publius
--------------------
You're hangin' out in the wrong dive bars.

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 12:48 AM (oegVT)

397 The voice of Mallory Archer looks like a younger version of her character. Kreiger has a high resemblance.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 13, 2016 12:48 AM (VdICR)

398 "Mass Effect: 3 Games 99% awesome concluded with one of the biggest "Fuck You's" possible."
-Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2016 12:41 AM (bMG0w)

Yeah... I read about that shitpile years ago, so I'm prepared.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 12:48 AM (6gk0M)

399 Oh Sinead was a babe back in the day.

She's mentally ill now and it shows. Life is not fair.

Sinead in the day was a beauty.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 13, 2016 12:48 AM (1xUj/)

400 So, what gun would YOU carry in your astronaut survival kit? Personally, I'd pack a 1911.



(Sits back and waits for the inevitable 9mm vs .45 flame war)
Posted by: PabloD at July 12, 2016 11:58 PM (PsGnn)


Gyro-Jet. Almost no recoil. Or a QSP.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2016 12:49 AM (ry34m)

401 Not that I'm aware of, lol. I used to hang out at a certain establishment that was also frequented by her parents (who incidentally are as nice as can be) around the time that she was first hitting it big and passed by her at the door as I was coming in with some friends and she was coming out (and who some of these guys were makes it even more amusing). We said, "Hey Taylor, how's it going?" Her response was to look at us like we were turds in a punchbowl, flip her nose up and away, and stride off toward the parking lot.
Among the guys I was with were a well-known steel guitar player, the son of a legendary steel guitar player who is himself well known in the music industry in the tour support side, and the great nephew of a no shit country music god. Needless to say, she didn't leave a good impression on any of us.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 12, 2016 11:56 PM (GUBah)


I've noticed that she doesn't seem to show up at the country music awards shows like she used to do.

I'm guessing that either she doesn't go because she isn't nominated, or she feels she is "bigger" than country music, or the country music industry just doesn't give a shit about her any more.

Whatever the reasons, when she starts her fall in a couple of years, it will be interesting to see if she goes back to country.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 13, 2016 12:49 AM (1JnAL)

402 I was in boston when crack was big and booming. As the thugs ratcheted up the violence, so did the cops.

Witnessed a trult horrifying sight one night - two BPD giving some skel the treatment in an alleyway. .....they weren't wild or frenzied. They remained in complete control of themselves, and it's the cold, rational brutality of decent men that is most terrifying to behold.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 13, 2016 12:50 AM (OYXGr)

403 399: Yea, late 80's Sinead was cute.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2016 12:50 AM (20X6f)

404 "Tell us more about your experimental phase while you were at College."

Ha! Well I've already told y'all I went to a women's college...

Posted by: Lauren at July 13, 2016 12:50 AM (Y1Jhk)

405 I have been downtown, in "The Flats" more often than anyone should have been from 1989-2007 for both work and party.

I have never once been bothered, cajoled, assaulted or otherwise upset by either the police or the populace, at large.

I'm not a "big guy", but we traveled in "packs" of five-to-ten dudes.

Cleveland police have better things to do than to bother people, in general.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 12:46 AM (6gk0M)




completely agree. my point was not that they are inclined to hassle anyone but rather that they go all in when something happens. several times I have seen scuffles and or altercations occur and the cleveland police sliced like an effin hammer. did not spend much time trying to make contact, yanked out the taser.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 12:51 AM (AoSQU)

406 174 Now twist it around. Would it ever ever be ok to come up with a derogatory term for young black women
Posted by: ThunderB
Maybe if the baby daddies would stop screwing around with every ho
out there
Posted by: nerdygirl
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 12, 2016 11:44 PM (Kc884)


You think there aren't white hos?
First there's the stoner I used to live next door to.
Then there's half of the gals in the entertainment industry.
Then there are the hockey hos.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 13, 2016 12:51 AM (+lVUW)

407 I'm guessing that either she doesn't go because she isn't nominated, or she feels she is "bigger" than country music, or the country music industry just doesn't give a shit about her any more.



A couple years ago I believe she had said she wasn't a country artist.

Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2016 12:51 AM (bMG0w)

408 >>>Kanye West is 54 million in the hole

If I had a talent for writing stories, I'd write a comedy/farce in which Kanye, in order to get out of debt, professes to be madly in love with the wealthy spinster Caitlyn Jenner. "I only married your step daughter, because you drove wild with passion!" Etc. trying to get his mits on Jenner's reality show $.

Posted by: Yuimetal at July 13, 2016 12:52 AM (fRNFa)

409 OK, I found the Adele video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHXjxWaQs9o

Nice. "To Make You Feel My Love" is a Bob Dylan song, of course.

Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2016 12:52 AM (sdi6R)

410 Yeah, there are tramps who consider bagging a minor league hockey player a major accomplishment.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 13, 2016 12:54 AM (+lVUW)

411 Adele did a very good Kar Karaoke. She looked like she was having fun.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2016 12:54 AM (iQIUe)

412 410: Ah, the Puck Bunnies. Heard of them. I can't skate so I never bagged one unfortunatley.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2016 12:55 AM (20X6f)

413 now cleveland bike cops are utterly incompetent. lots of them literally cannot ride a bike with the competence of a five year old.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 12:56 AM (AoSQU)

414 Yeah, there are tramps who consider bagging a minor league hockey player a major accomplishment.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 13, 2016 12:54 AM (+lVUW)


Well, hockey players can stickhandle. Soccer players just dribble.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 12:56 AM (GSdpU)

415 >>Kanye West is 54 million in the hole


Not in the hole?

This guy.

Now.

Who's the Musical Genius?

Posted by: Justin Bieber at July 13, 2016 12:57 AM (VGG67)

416 "Well, hockey players can stickhandle. Soccer players just dribble.
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 12:56 AM (GSdpU)

Odd masturbation/retarded vibe from that post.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 12:58 AM (6gk0M)

417 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmXbyrlBCI8

It's an audience recording, so it's not the best quality, and he also has a tendency to change the lyrics around.

Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2016 12:58 AM (sdi6R)

418 "now cleveland bike cops are utterly incompetent. lots of them literally cannot ride a bike with the competence of a five year old."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 12:56 AM (AoSQU)

I haven't been there in ten years, so I couldn't tell you otherwise.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 12:59 AM (6gk0M)

419
Nice. "To Make You Feel My Love" is a Bob Dylan song, of course.

Posted by: rickl
----------------
Huh. Really? I did not know that.
Probably my favorite song of hers, too. And no, I don't think of a lost GF when I hear it...

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 12:59 AM (oegVT)

420 Kanye West is 54 million in the hole...

.................
The only time he has been deeper in the hole was with Kris!

Posted by: Tyler Mason at July 13, 2016 01:00 AM (SWGqZ)

421 Good grief! It's Rockford O'clock already?
How long were we out on the boat?

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 01:01 AM (oegVT)

422 "now cleveland bike cops are utterly incompetent. lots of them literally cannot ride a bike with the competence of a five year old."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 12:56 AM (AoSQU)

I haven't been there in ten years, so I couldn't tell you otherwise.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 12:59 AM (6gk0M)



I saw a bike cop squad on a training ride, well I hope it was a training ride. the last five or so people in the formation were filling quotas. when they stopped at a light, one fell over and knocked over two others. nice gear though.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 01:03 AM (AoSQU)

423 Apparently the "Megaman successor" Might No. 9 is awful.

Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2016 01:03 AM (bMG0w)

424 Hmmphh. I found some guys actually did the rifle on the moon orbital calculations.

Turns out for a typical rifle, you'd get well over halfway around the Moon, maximum range on the surface would be fall short of a complete circumnagivation by roughly 2000km.

That's ballistic. Now, you could really do some tricks with small "second stage" on the bullet, allowing you to make course corrections in flight. It would apparently be a small pain to gain factor. So you make a projectile with a little rocket motor on it and you could easily make a full orbit.

So imagine you're a top target shooter on the Moon. Well over a whole hemisphere would be in your range.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 13, 2016 01:04 AM (DW+jj)

425 "To Make You Feel My Love" originally appeared on the 1997 album "Time Out Of Mind" which is one of my all-time favorite Dylan albums, and which incidentally won the Grammy for Album of the Year.

And that song isn't even among the five best songs on the album.

Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2016 01:04 AM (sdi6R)

426 I took two Aleve P.M. pills about an hour ago. Alongside the four Budweiser tall boys, it is starting to take effect.

Anything I say from here-on-out is disclaimed by the previous paragraph.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 01:05 AM (6gk0M)

427 Can anyone really "Go Home Again"?
Posted by: Douchebag Philosopher
-----------

No.

Posted by: Thomas Wolfe at July 13, 2016 01:08 AM (OLNwX)

428 Teaches English with Full Metal Jacket as the source text?

Talk about Special English. Sheesh.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2016 01:08 AM (ry34m)

429 Is every song in the world a Dylan or Willie Nelson creation?

Time Out Of Mind is one of my fave Steely Dan jams.
I've never been a Dylan fan per se, but every other day, I learn that actually, I'm a Dylan fan.

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 01:09 AM (oegVT)

430 426 I took two Aleve P.M. pills about an hour ago. Alongside the four Budweiser tall boys, it is starting to take effect.

Anything I say from here-on-out is disclaimed by the previous paragraph.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T)
-------------------

Quick - shotgun a Redbull!

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 01:11 AM (oegVT)

431 "Quick - shotgun a Redbull!"
-Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 01:11 AM (oegVT)

No way.. lol. Sleep is gooood!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 01:12 AM (6gk0M)

432 So imagine you're a top target shooter on the Moon. Well over a whole hemisphere would be in your range.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 13, 2016 01:04 AM (DW+jj)


Assuming you knew where your target was. The horizon on the Moon is mighty close. It would more like solving an artillery problem than solving a rifle problem. But if you missed, your target would never know he was being shot at, unless he had radar going which could "see" approaching bullets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 01:12 AM (GSdpU)

433 Is every song in the world a Dylan or Willie Nelson creation?




Townes Van Zandt says no.


https://youtu.be/zprRZ2wFQD4



Posted by: Country Singer at July 13, 2016 01:18 AM (GUBah)

434 How could he be so brainless? How could he be so brainless?

Posted by: Yuimetal at July 13, 2016 01:19 AM (fRNFa)

435 410 Yeah, there are tramps who consider bagging a minor league hockey player a major accomplishment.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 13, 2016 12:54 AM (+lVUW)

I worked in minor league hockey, they considered it a major accomplishment to bag a player, coach, assistant coach, athletic trainer, equipment manager, radio guy, bus driver, team security, and the lockerroom attendants.

If there was a chance of them moving to the next level, there was a puck bunny waiting for them.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 13, 2016 01:19 AM (1JnAL)

436 But, what if you are not shooting perpendicular to the moon's surface. I mean, assume that you are at the, oh, 50th parallel, and fire parallel with the parallel. The math boggles, but I have a sense that you might be able to shoot yourself in the back.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 01:19 AM (OLNwX)

437 Taylor Swift has found a her niche and exploited it ruthlessly to her success. God bless her. Plus, she seems to genuinely appreciate her fans.

You know, you almost have to feel a bit sorry for her. She's made an absolute crapton of money, which probably makes it hard to date without worrying that the guy is only interested in the cash.

Posted by: Paul Wellstone at July 13, 2016 01:21 AM (fC9RO)

438 But, what if you are not shooting perpendicular to the moon's surface.
----------

Needs restatement.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 01:22 AM (OLNwX)

439 "In 2001 alone, Perdue Pharma spent $200million to promote OxyContin"

http://tinyurl.com/z4o78f7

I reckon Ignorance really is bliss. Because, Us/We (Americans) live our daily lives with malicious terrorists in our midst. Most people neither know nor care.

Off the soapbox, and back to the porch with its ready supply of High Test and Dreams of a Nuclear Powered BanHammer.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 13, 2016 01:22 AM (LQE71)

440
This guy wrote the lyrics to a gazilion songs including the classic Spider Man Song:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Francis_Webster

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2016 01:22 AM (iQIUe)

441 437 Taylor Swift has found a her niche and exploited it ruthlessly to her success. God bless her. Plus, she seems to genuinely appreciate her fans.

You know, you almost have to feel a bit sorry for her. She's made an absolute crapton of money, which probably makes it hard to date without worrying that the guy is only interested in the cash.

Posted by: Paul Wellstone at July 13, 2016 01:21 AM (fC9RO)



She's not exactly dating guys that collect tickets at movie theaters.

Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2016 01:23 AM (bMG0w)

442 Oh, and another thing I discovered, that stinks ti High Heaven...

I can't drink coffee anymore without having a panic attack. I used to drink three pots a day in "The Tanning Salon Days".

I love coffee. I love the pastries that I have enjoyed with my coffee.

This has been slowly realized over the past six months.

Doses of caffeine, even slowly sipped, are a direct route to a panic attack. I cannot even drink more than 1/2 of a Pepsi without feeling like I'm having heart-attack.

-Shortness of breath
-Numbness/tingles in fingers and nose
-Loss of balance
-Loss of peripheral vision, (tunnel-vision)

I had those too often, (twice/three times a year), when I was driving. Since I was in my mid-twenties, I have had those stupid things.

I get pissed when I have one. I hate that shit.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 01:24 AM (6gk0M)

443 She's not exactly dating guys that collect tickets at movie theaters.
Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2016 01:23 AM (bMG0w)


That's what I mean. She's basically left with other A-listers in the entertainment industry, or perhaps finance or corporate higher-ups. A pretty low normal-guy to asshole ratio in those crowds.

Posted by: Paul Wellstone at July 13, 2016 01:27 AM (fC9RO)

444 I get pissed when I have one. I hate that shit.
Posted by: Slapweasel
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Geeze, guy. I assume that you've had blood sugar checked... multiple times.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 01:27 AM (OLNwX)

445 But, what if you are not shooting perpendicular to the moon's surface. I mean, assume that you are at the, oh, 50th parallel, and fire parallel with the parallel. The math boggles, but I have a sense that you might be able to shoot yourself in the back.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 01:19 AM (OLNwX)


The bullet would fly in a straight line, since the only constraint upon its motion is the Moon's gravity. But parallels of latitude, equator excepted, are not straight lines. Think of the limiting case. You are standing 3 feet south of the North Pole, facing west. You fire your rifle. Is the bullet going to wheel around in a circle of 3-foot radius, and hit you in the back? No, it's going to fly in a great circle tangent to the 89.999th parallel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 01:27 AM (GSdpU)

446 She's made an absolute crapton of money, which probably makes it hard to date without worrying that the guy is only interested in the cash.


The guys she dates are gagillionaires. Being in the public eye 24/7 would get old. I think she's mediocre and haven't paid much attention to her. Pretty enough.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2016 01:28 AM (20X6f)

447 Obligatory:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=odsV-3UussU

I'll give you the bus money.

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 01:28 AM (oegVT)

448 These orbital calculations take all that into account. You look at maximum range (along the surface of the Moon) possible. It's fairly easy if this is your bag -- there are all sorts of orbital programs out there. It just hit me, duh, that going over half the circumference in one direction means you just turn around and the whole surface is available.

The thing is the Moon's gravity deviates from spherical enough to be chaotic, especially for low orbits.

Now, what you'd do, is make a smart projectile, something with it's own rocket motors and some quantity of fuel, allowing it to make course corrections in flight. On the Moon, it would be possible for artillery to hit any point on the surface from any other point. "Guns" fired from the surface able to hit any point on the surface. That is easily doable on the Moon.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 13, 2016 01:29 AM (DW+jj)

449 So, what gun would YOU carry in your astronaut survival kit? Personally, I'd pack a 1911.

Obviously the best gun in space is the Illudium PU-36 Space Modulator.

Posted by: Marvin Martian at July 13, 2016 01:29 AM (mRvs9)

450 Kindltot -

Yeah, but the humor of the thing. It's one long spoof on what was a popular 'educational' manga series intended to help teach english.

And, well, it's funny as hell.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at July 13, 2016 01:29 AM (OYXGr)

451 Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 01:24 AM (6gk0M)


not sure I could get by without caffeine.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 01:30 AM (AoSQU)

452 Does Paul Wellstone need to change his sock? I don't keep track of hashes so I don't know who that is.

Posted by: rickl at July 13, 2016 01:30 AM (sdi6R)

453 more correctly I am not sure I could get by without caffeine without going to jail.



I am groggy and cranky until the first infusion.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 01:31 AM (AoSQU)

454 Crap, the Paul Wellstone sock was mine.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 13, 2016 01:32 AM (fC9RO)

455 "Geeze, guy. I assume that you've had blood sugar checked... multiple times."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 01:27 AM (OLNwX)

Three times since 2014. I was "pre-diabetic", so that factors into it, I guess.

This has been happening since 1987, hovever.

I also have night-terrors where my vivid nightmares fling me off of my bed and onto the nightstand/floor.

I don't talk about it because it seems mental. The doctors have found nothing other than the "pre-diabetic" state that has only been going-on for the past three years.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 01:32 AM (6gk0M)

456 Is the bullet going to wheel around in a circle of 3-foot radius, and hit you in the back? No, it's going to fly in a great circle tangent to the 89.999th parallel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Sure. But what about moving 'down' towards the equator, incrementally. There would be a point where the slug would make the round trip, no?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 01:32 AM (OLNwX)

457 well, the wellstone nickname is especially good since the eulogies for him were nearly as political as obamas talk about himself today.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 01:33 AM (AoSQU)

458 "not sure I could get by without caffeine."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 01:30 AM (AoSQU)

No Shit! ...right? I loooove coffee!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 01:33 AM (6gk0M)

459 Arf. Arf arf arf arf arf!!!

Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For Us at July 13, 2016 01:34 AM (/wm8n)

460 I don't talk about it because it seems mental. The doctors have found nothing other than the "pre-diabetic" state that has only been going-on for the past three years.
Posted by: Slapweasel
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Well, ugh. Not eager to suggest it, but perhaps there is some medication?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 01:34 AM (OLNwX)

461 Did The Hat get banned? WTF?
He was just here, but now he's not...

That's a glitch, for sure. Maet - a little help there?

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 01:34 AM (oegVT)

462 well, the wellstone nickname is especially good since the eulogies for him were nearly as political as obamas talk about himself today.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 01:33 AM (AoSQU)


Yeah, I used it to make a comment on the Obama speech thread and then walked away to go read a book and forgot about it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 13, 2016 01:35 AM (fC9RO)

463 "not sure I could get by without caffeine."
-Posted by: yankeefifth
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I can't even brush my teeth in the morning until I've had coffee.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 01:35 AM (OLNwX)

464
I'm talking to the shadows
1 o'clock to 4
And Lord, how slow the moments go
When all I do is pour
Black Coffee
Since the blues caught my eye
I'm hanging out on Monday
My Sunday dreams to dry

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2016 01:36 AM (iQIUe)

465 No Shit! ...right? I loooove coffee!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 01:33 AM (6gk0M)



especially, as you noted, in combination with the pastry. oh well I have given up on pastries.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 01:36 AM (AoSQU)

466 Now, what you'd do, is make a smart projectile, something with it's own rocket motors and some quantity of fuel, allowing it to make course corrections in flight. On the Moon, it would be possible for artillery to hit any point on the surface from any other point. "Guns" fired from the surface able to hit any point on the surface. That is easily doable on the Moon.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 13, 2016 01:29 AM (DW+jj)


Of course the Moon has mountains, and lots of them. Probably only from the top of one of the higher peaks could you fire a shot horizontally, and have it come round and hit you in the back. (which I think was the scenario in that SF story I alluded to earlier tonight)


You could be down in the middle of one of the big craters, and not even see the crater walls, because they are below your horizon, fire your gun, and the bullet would splash into the crater wall.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 01:36 AM (GSdpU)

467 Imagine a pefect sphere with a pefect inverse square spherical gravitational field. Fire a projectile exactly tangent to the surface at circular orbital speed. It will automatically make a great circle fired in any direction, provided it's perfect tangent to the surface. It will hit you in the back. It's orbit is a great circle around the sphere, passing through the point you fired it from.

You can make any point the "pole" of a perfect sphere. You can see there are an infinite number of great circles through that point, in all directions tangent to the surface.

Now, add rotation of the sphere, that makes things more complicated, of course, but just a little more math.

And yes, Virginia the Moon is rotating (in absolute inertial space, it's just in tidal lock, one rotation per orbit keeping the same face to the earth).

If you are less than orbital velocity, then you're not going to make a nice circle, but various ellipses. Now, you do the math with the elevation angle and find how far downrage, along the surface, you can get with what your muzzle velocity is.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 13, 2016 01:36 AM (DW+jj)

468 night everyone



Posted by: yankeefifth at July 13, 2016 01:39 AM (AoSQU)

469
Taylor Swift made 170 million last year. I have no idea if that is before or after expenses.

He ex bf the DJ took in over $60 million. I have no idea how. None of her other bfs were that wealthy.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2016 01:39 AM (iQIUe)

470 467 - Now, see? This is what happens after long exposure to 3-phase power lines.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 01:39 AM (OLNwX)

471 "Well, ugh. Not eager to suggest it, but perhaps there is some medication?"
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 01:34 AM (OLNwX)

I don't know. If it gets worse, I can find a solution eventually. I've just decided to cut caffeine from the diet for now and it seems to have worked.

I'm a doctor, now! /s

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 01:40 AM (6gk0M)

472 Nite Yankee5th

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 01:40 AM (OLNwX)

473 Sure. But what about moving 'down' towards the equator, incrementally. There would be a point where the slug would make the round trip, no?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 01:32 AM (OLNwX)


It would make the round trip, but not along the parallel of latitude. It would fly on a great circle tangent to the starting parallel and its counterpart in the opposite hemisphere.


Neglecting mountains and gravity anomalies, of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 01:40 AM (GSdpU)

474 461 Did The Hat get banned? WTF?
He was just here, but now he's not...

That's a glitch, for sure. Maet - a little help there?
Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 01:34 AM (oegVT)


I saw that too.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 13, 2016 01:40 AM (1dH2d)

475 G'Night, y5th.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 01:40 AM (6gk0M)

476 A witch turned me into a Newt once. I never got better.

Posted by: The Gingrich What Stole Christmas. at July 13, 2016 01:40 AM (dZGNV)

477
Coffee, chocolate pastry of some sort, newspaper, and no one talking to me is heaven in the morning.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2016 01:41 AM (iQIUe)

478 460 I don't talk about it because it seems mental. The doctors have found nothing other than the "pre-diabetic" state that has only been going-on for the past three years.
Posted by: Slapweasel
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Well, ugh. Not eager to suggest it, but perhaps there is some medication?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 01:34 AM (OLNwX)

Panic attacks are a pain in the ass. The first one, you think you are going to die. The next one, you hope you will die. The third one, you go to the doctor, who tells you to take it easy, get lots of rest and exercise. Which I would do, if I wan't having a panic attack.

Yes, there are meds for this, but whatever you do, do not take Xanax. That shit is horrid, gets you hooked, and you jones every four hours.

Honestly, I have found the best way to cope is to talk it out with a professional, find coping strategies (such as control your breathing, meditate, consciously progressively relax), and then go get a runner's high every day (or whatever exercise you think will work for you). Drugs cover, and often make you stupid or worse.

If you get the full "fight or flight" response, then maybe start on a drug regimen and once you have control, back off of it. Always supervised.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 13, 2016 01:42 AM (+YMhA)

479 None of her other bfs were that wealthy.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
----------------------
Brother, can you spare a dime?

Posted by: John Mayer at July 13, 2016 01:42 AM (oegVT)

480 Yes, the mountains spatial lumpiness vs gravitational lumpiness are the killer. But that's where you course correction comes in.

Your target is hiding in a crater. You get your smart projectile coming close to that crater, and fire your rockets on the thing to make a finally fast trajectory straight down inside that crater.

You've give your projectile most of its velocity from the "gun" (or first stage) fired from the ground, with the onboard rockets requiring very little additional fuel to do this, compared to the ummphh you give it originally.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 13, 2016 01:42 AM (DW+jj)

481 If you are going to plan a big heist, why have a dangerous exit plan? Parachuting at night in winter - didnt he think about it ahead of time?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2016 01:43 AM (iQIUe)

482 It would make the round trip, but not along the parallel of latitude. It would fly on a great circle tangent to the starting parallel and its counterpart in the opposite hemisphere.
-----------------

Here, hold my beer while I try this...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2016 01:44 AM (OLNwX)

483 None of her other bfs were that wealthy.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!



So she dated one of the poor Kennedy's?

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2016 01:44 AM (20X6f)

484 I don't know. If it gets worse, I can find a solution eventually. I've just decided to cut caffeine from the diet for now and it seems to have worked.

I'm a doctor, now! /s

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 01:40 AM (6gk0M)


FWIW, I had panic attacks for a spell, 30+ years ago. Didn't know what it was. Had the visual disturbances, tunnel vision, the sensation of seeing everything through a slowly-spinning fan, a terrible sense of dread.


Once I learned that such a thing was called a "panic attack" and that they were not that uncommon, I abruptly quit having them. Just.Like.That.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 01:45 AM (GSdpU)

485 Brother, can you spare a dime?
Posted by: John Mayer at July 13, 2016 01:42 AM (oegVT)

===========
Sorry, John, you piker! You're only worth 40 mil.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2016 01:46 AM (iQIUe)

486 So she dated one of the poor Kennedy's?
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2016 01:44 AM (20X6f)


A cheap Chinese knockoff. Spells his name Kennnedy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 13, 2016 01:47 AM (fC9RO)

487
So she dated one of the poor Kennedy's?
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2016 01:44 AM (20X6f)

==========
She dated the one with the weekly allowance.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2016 01:47 AM (iQIUe)

488 If you are going to plan a big heist, why have a dangerous exit plan? Parachuting at night in winter - didnt he think about it ahead of time?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2016 01:43 AM (iQIUe)


Maybe he planned to land in a Cabela's parking lot, and he could just saunter in and buy some cold-weather gear?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 01:48 AM (GSdpU)

489 Really? That's all he's worth? Huh. Go know.
I figured he was richer than jwest.


G'night, Y5.

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 01:49 AM (oegVT)

490 So she dated one of the poor Kennedy's?
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2016 01:44 AM (20X6f)


Bet she always drove.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 13, 2016 01:49 AM (1dH2d)

491 -Posted by: tcn in AK at July 13, 2016 01:42 AM (+YMhA)

Thanks! It sucks when I have to pull my car off the road and pretend like I am looking for something, rather than let everyone know that I am a mentally-deficient jackass.

It sucks when I knock everything off the nightstand because I am "fleeing", in terror, from a dream.

I need more exercise. I used to run, bike and play every sport in the book, which I am convinced mitigated these horrors.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 01:50 AM (6gk0M)

492 490 So she dated one of the poor Kennedy's?
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2016 01:44 AM (20X6f)


Bet she always drove.
Posted by: Hanoverfist



Heh!! At least over bridges.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 13, 2016 01:51 AM (20X6f)

493 ..."Once I learned that such a thing was called a "panic attack" and that they were not that uncommon, I abruptly quit having them. Just.Like.That."
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 01:45 AM (GSdpU)

Yeah... I get mad at them, now. I know they're going to end, eventually. It is the insomnia after an "event" that I am currently at-odds with.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 01:53 AM (6gk0M)

494 Well, bed time for peons. Road trip tomorrow, with trailer in tow. Going to be a long day. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2016 01:53 AM (GSdpU)

495 The Ben Shapiro article everyone's linking to at the Daily Wire starts with this line:

"So, the left has hit on a hot new solution to supposed systemic racist brutality from American police departments: disband the police."

(http://www.dailywire.com/news/7404/ some-black-lives-matter-activists-want-abolish-ben-shapiro )

Uh, Earth to Ben Shapiro? "Disbanding the police" so as to enable a violent overthrow of the government has been the OVERT goal of communists and Black Nationalists since the 1960s. This isn't news. The only thing "new" about it is that many of the extreme-left revolutionaries are now in control of the media and its narrative; in the past, they had to struggle to get their "Police are evil, we must disband all police forces" message out of academia and party meetings and into America's living room. Now, what with the complete and total Marxist takeover of the entire media system, that longstanding narrative is discussed soberly and sagely as if is were reasonable and inevitable.

Redneck-Americans, I warn you thus:

Stock up on firearms and ammunition. Because the Left's "Helter Skelter" race war is looming closer than ever before. In the '60s and '70s it was just a pipe dream. Now, it's in the Five Year Plan.

Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2016 01:54 AM (jBuUi)

496 G'Night, AOP.

...thanks!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 01:54 AM (6gk0M)

497 481 If you are going to plan a big heist, why have a dangerous exit plan? Parachuting at night in winter - didnt he think about it ahead of time?

Oh, he thought about it ahead of time. He knew the plane's capabilities better than the crew did. And I would not rule out the possibility that, in addition to the parachutes and money, he demanded boots, a good coat, gloves, etc., as part of the ransom. The stewardess testified he was picking out landmarks from the plane circling Seattle, so it's quite possible he had a jump target in mind. I'm pretty sure he made it to the ground alive.

Posted by: Vertov at July 13, 2016 01:54 AM (5RwQo)

498 I wont even announce my intentions of winning PB tomorrow night. With out the Megamillion jackpot, it's not as fun. Really, what people are buying is hope for only 1 or 2 bucks. Such a deal!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2016 01:55 AM (iQIUe)

499 474
461 Did The Hat get banned? WTF?

He was just here, but now he's not...



That's a glitch, for sure. Maet - a little help there?

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 01:34 AM (oegVT)





I saw that too.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 13, 2016 01:40 AM (1dH2d)

Very simple, just type in "hat@politicalhat.com" and, "Whazzup, dude? You get banned?!?!?"....and....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 01:57 AM (EzgxV)

500 This is why I don't bring up my particular "issues".

Others have it much worse than I. If the doctors don't know, then why should any of you?

It was stupid and I blame the P.M. pills and the beer.

Carry On.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 02:02 AM (6gk0M)

501 There is a 3 hour special on DB Cooper. They dont make it sound like he prepared for jumping under those conditions.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2016 02:03 AM (iQIUe)

502 As a kid, I was fascinated by DB Cooper.
Gary Larson did my favorite comic ever - "The Untold Ending Of DB Cooper" I think it was called.
Let me go Bingle that...

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 02:03 AM (GKOZH)

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 02:05 AM (6gk0M)

504 That'll do, Pigs. ...That'll do.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at July 13, 2016 02:05 AM (6gk0M)

505 Isn't DB Cooper actually an incorrect name? It was D. Cooper and some dipshit journalist added the B.

Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2016 02:05 AM (bMG0w)

506 G'night, Peon.

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 02:07 AM (GKOZH)

507 Did The Hat get banned? WTF?
He was just here, but now he's not...

That's a glitch, for sure. Maet - a little help there?

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 01:34 AM (oegVT)

I saw that too.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 13, 2016 01:40 AM (1dH2d)


I'm banned?

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 13, 2016 02:08 AM (vBeA5)

508 Apropos of nothing in particular.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOqYQNn7Ek

Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 02:09 AM (EzgxV)

509 507
Did The Hat get banned? WTF?

He was just here, but now he's not...



That's a glitch, for sure. Maet - a little help there?



Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 01:34 AM (oegVT)



I saw that too.



Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 13, 2016 01:40 AM (1dH2d)



I'm banned?

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 13, 2016 02:08 AM (vBeA5)


Are you? Was it something you said?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 02:11 AM (EzgxV)

510 505 Isn't DB Cooper actually an incorrect name? It was D. Cooper and some dipshit journalist added the B.
Posted by: buzzion
----------------------
If these remaining brain cells are correct, I think his true identity is still unknown (or unpublished).
He used "Dan Cooper" to buythe ticket. I don't know where there DB came from.

*I should probably go follow Maet's link, huh?

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 02:11 AM (GKOZH)

511 Yeah, he bought the ticket as Dan Cooper. There was a local "usual suspect" named DB Cooper, who the cops talked to, altho - obviously - the perp probably wasn't going to use his real name. Some wire reporter overheard something, and it went out on the wires as DB Cooper and stuck.

I'm certainly no sky-diving expert, but I can't imagine how anyone would suggest he didn't know exactly what kind of conditions he'd be jumping into. I live in Oregon, and while late November up there is cold and wet, it's not freezing. It would be interesting to know what the temps were at the time. It could have been 45 to 55 degrees, depending on where he landed.

Posted by: Vertov at July 13, 2016 02:15 AM (5RwQo)

512 Ah, panic attacks. I am a life-long veteran of surviving them.

Not as the experiencer -- but as a bystander.

Two people in my immediate family have been experiencing panic attacks for decades. One of them is...my mother, who had extreme, severe attacks all through my childhood. That's bad enough, but imagine the situation where you're the kid and your mom is a single parent -- so there's no backup parent to take over when the panic attack happens.

Man, me and my older sibling went through some hair-raising times, but it was actually worse for me, because sibling moved out as soon as possible so I had to cope with panic-mom all the freakin' time.

Combine the panic attacks with other psych issues and whew! my childhood was a helluva ride -- and not the fun kind.

The amazing thing (also not the fun kind of amazing) is that my mother is still alive and STILL has panic attacks to this day, several times per week. That's over six decades of panic attacks, with no sign of letting up.

She's now on a boatload of powerful psych meds, but they do absolutely zilch to quell the attacks.

Well, that's not entirely true -- there is one pill she takes which does calm her down: Ativan (Lorazepam). But it just knocks her out for a few hours, and when the pill wears off -- the panic attack returns. So it doesn't solve the problem -- just makes the attack last longer. Sigh.

HOWEVER, this report is not all grim. For another person in my immediate family also had panic attacks for years, but (crosses fingers) has really seemed to conquer them naturally, with no drugs.

The conclusion reached was that the panic attacks are an after-effect of severe long-agao trauma, and that the panic is actually just classic PTSD, in the WWI sense of "shell shock," where the mere sound of a backfiring car or something that sounds like an incoming missile would send the soldier into paralytic fear or spasmodic convulsions.

So the solution to panic attacks, we have concluded, in a massive dose of introspection, self-therapy, to identify and then get to the root of whatever long-ago trauma that caused your PTSD.

And another key thing: We now know that life-altering "trauma" need not entail German mustard gas or being gang-raped by a herd of buffalo, but can be anything, no matter how trivial and unimportant to the outside world, which was traumatic to you. A mocking sneer by a playground bully can be traumatic to someone who is emotionally fragile. An unloving parent. Unfair favoritism. Anything.

Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2016 02:16 AM (jBuUi)

513 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsUXAEzaC3Q


Because I'm banned, I'm banned - come on



You know I'm banned, I'm banned - you know it



You know I'm banned, I'm banned - come on, you know



And the whole world has to

Answer right now

Just to tell you once again,

Who's banned...

Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 02:16 AM (EzgxV)

514 I'm banned?
Posted by: The Political Hat
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You said something about bus money prior to the current 447, which prompted me to post a Bradley Litwin song link.
I think using a sock?
Then, that comment went into the ether.

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 02:20 AM (GKOZH)

515 Here's something interesting about orbits. Imagine a point source gravitational field, spherical, inverse square. Drop or throw anything from a point. As long the total energy you give is less than "escape" energy, you're gonna make some sort of orbit. And that orbit will always pass back through the point you dropped or threw it.

If you drop it straight down, it will hit the center, but imagine the center doesn't interact and the particle passes right through. It will fall straight down, reach the other side at the exact radius you dropped it, then fall back and come back to you with exactly zero velocity. Every other path less than escape will come back to you at the exact same velocity vector it had when you threw it.

That straight line bounce back is the limiting case of a set of ellipses less than circular orbital speed tangent to the field. Give a little tangential velocity and it makes a long skinny ellipse.

Give it greater than circular orbital speed, and you make another set of ellipses flying by you sideways. Until you give enough to escape, and then the path is an open hyperbola (or parabola in a special case).

The trouble with a planet, is the surface intersects those little ellipses you make close to the surface in all cases less than circular orbital speed.

You can see if you want to make an orbit that does not come near the surface from an object launched from the surface, a "ballistic path" is not possible. You've got to have a rocket motor to be able to make course corrections in mid-flight.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 13, 2016 02:21 AM (DW+jj)

516 The fiancee and I actually saw Clannad live in concert in Berkeley, on the premises of UCB. As we're loading into the concert hall, the fiancee noted, "I've never seen so many redheads all at once before."



And it was true -- it seemed that the entire theater was 1/3 gingers....it lends the proceedings an interesting twist.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 02:23 AM (EzgxV)

517 There is a popular insult for white girls, and that's being called a "basic bitch" or just "basic". It's reservede solely for white girls and it's used by all young people of all races

Now twist it around. Would it ever ever be ok to come up with a derogatory term for young black women
Posted by: ThunderB at July 12, 2016 11:42 PM (zOTsN)


Visual C# bitch?

Posted by: Yuimetal at July 13, 2016 02:23 AM (fRNFa)

518 Visual C# bitch?

Posted by: Yuimetal at July 13, 2016 02:23 AM (fRNFa)


A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXRwXc3yN9A

Posted by: The Digital Hat at July 13, 2016 02:28 AM (vBeA5)

519 You can see if you want to make an orbit that does not come near the surface from an object launched from the surface, a "ballistic path" is not possible. You've got to have a rocket motor to be able to make course corrections in mid-flight.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius


Isn't theoretically possible to have a gun or cannon powerful enough to shoot a projectile so far that it goes "over the horizon" and if the planet is small enough and/or the cannon is strong enough that the projectile would then circle then entire planet and whiz by your head coming from 'round the back, and thereby "orbit" the planet a few times before the energy gives out, the orbit degrades, and it finally hits the ground?

Why would that not be possible? (Especially on a planet or moon with no atmosphere.)

Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2016 02:28 AM (jBuUi)

520 519
You can see if you want to make an orbit that does not come near the
surface from an object launched from the surface, a "ballistic path" is
not possible. You've got to have a rocket motor to be able to make
course corrections in mid-flight.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius



Isn't theoretically possible to have a gun or cannon powerful enough
to shoot a projectile so far that it goes "over the horizon" and if the
planet is small enough and/or the cannon is strong enough that the
projectile would then circle then entire planet and whiz by your head
coming from 'round the back, and thereby "orbit" the planet a few times
before the energy gives out, the orbit degrades, and it finally hits the
ground?



Why would that not be possible? (Especially on a planet or moon with no atmosphere.)

Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2016 02:28 AM (jBuUi)


Just as a weird brainstorm -- let's say you had a ferrous planetoid with a substantial rate of spin, such that its magnetic field were equal, or maybe a little more powerful, than its gravity. You could put things into small orbits -- say 20 feet above the surface; but if your orbit went 200 meters above the surface, it would encounter the interaction of solar wind with the magnetic field....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 02:35 AM (EzgxV)

521 > feeling like I'm having heart-attack.
-Shortness of breath
-Numbness/tingles in fingers and nose
-Loss of balance
-Loss of peripheral vision, (tunnel-vision)

Try magnesium supplements that deliver 400mg or so, 3-4x daily. Various forms available, look specifically for mag malate, NOT mag oxide or mag citrate (those'lll clean you out iynwim). Supports muscles and energy production, cardiovascular health, ATP synthesis, other reactions in metabolism. You'll sleep better, too.

Posted by: Pickles at July 13, 2016 02:40 AM (+wjl1)

522 519: Oh yes, that's circular orbital speed at the surface of the sphere. It's very simple. The centripetal acceleration required to keep something moving in a circle or radius 'r' and velocity 'v' is simple v^2/r. Now set that equal to the gravitational acceleration 'g', at the surface, and solve for 'v'. This is the speed you need to throw it to make a great circle around the sphere, with gravity just equal to that circular centripetal acceleration (another way to put this, loosely is gravity just cancels the centrifugal force).

v = sqrt(g*r). For the earth, the radius is ~6400km, and g is 9.8 m/s^2.
so v^2 = 9.8*6400*1000, and the square root of that is ~7920 m/s. That's about 24,000 ft/s. That's roughly 17,600 mph.

Note LEO speed at 100 miles or so is very close to this as the radius doesn't change much, just adding 100 miles.

Atmosphere will quickly kill anything that's not high enough.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 13, 2016 02:41 AM (DW+jj)

523 A mocking sneer by a playground bully can be traumatic to someone who is emotionally fragile. An unloving parent. Unfair favoritism. Anything.
Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2016 02:16 AM (jBuUi)

In my case, probably linked directly to major depression, inherited most likely, not caused by outside stimuli.

But who the hell really knows?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 13, 2016 02:41 AM (+YMhA)

524 Yet again, some famous person said "All Lives Matter" and the SJW lynch mob is out to destroy them for daring to express such an outrageously racist sentiment!!! :

http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/the-wrap/article/The-Tenors-Suspend-Member-After-8355852.php

C'mon, dude, why are you so racist as to even think "all lives matter"?? You should know by now that the phrase "Black Lives Matter" is just an abbreviation for "ONLY Black Lives Matter," which has replaced "E pluribus unum" as our nation motto.

Posted by: zombie at July 13, 2016 02:42 AM (jBuUi)

525 Y'all are making my brain hurt. G'night.

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2016 02:43 AM (GKOZH)

526 Note that circular orbit speed for the earth is insanely high. And the thick atmosphere makes it impossible. Anything moving that fast in atmosphere would burn the hell up and slow the hell down well before one orbit. Well before.

On the Moon, circular orbital speed is much lower, an typical high speed rifle muzzle velocities are a good fraction of it, and since it's a vacuum, it makes things interesting

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 13, 2016 02:44 AM (DW+jj)

527 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVVZaZ8yO6o

Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 02:53 AM (EzgxV)

528 Cooth, see NASA's famous "tether incident". They were going to release a mass (little satellite) on the end of a long conducting tether and measure the voltage generated. Conductor moving fast through earth's magnetic field.

There's enough ions passing around up there that a circuit would be completed and a current would flow. Only problem was the current was much, much greater than calculated and destroyed the tether.

The trouble was the insulation on it. It started outgassing in the vacuum and made a much denser conducting medium around the tether than they planned on.

The UFO conspiracy nuts, through some lunacy, use the footage of that as proof that a UFO shot its phasers at the shuttle or something.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 13, 2016 02:54 AM (DW+jj)

529 The magnetic field of neutron stars can get very large indeed. In some cases, it can go nuts, and they dub them "magnetars".

The field strength near these things is beyond anything we can imagine. It would distort the shape of atoms to long thin needles, making the electron orbitals go crazy elongated. Your body electrochemistry would cease to function normally in such a strong field. No normal chemistry would work anything like it normally does.

Note that when the electric field gets strong enough in vacuum, a quantum effect kicks in that tends to reduce it. Damn pair production of electron-positron pairs right out of the vacuum from the strength of the field. This limits the strength of an electric field possible in vacuum, dubbed "vacuum polarization".

A magnetic field will do similiar. You make think it would pull monopoles out of the vacuum, but nope, before then, it would pull shit out that makes opposing current loops which reduce the field.

The field of a magnetars is approaching this.

For a normal field of a neutron star, the B field would be strong enough, that at the distance of the Moon, it would rip any ferrous metal out of your hand. You couldn't hold on to it.

And this is amazing. It's a dipole thing, and *gradients* the field, going inverse cube, hell inverse fourth, since a dipole field is inverse cube anyway.

Anyway, these things have some Strong Magnetic Fields, indeed.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 13, 2016 03:01 AM (DW+jj)

530 Fucking magnetars... how do they work?

Posted by: ICP at July 13, 2016 03:10 AM (H9MG5)

531 I thought magnetars competed with michelins....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 13, 2016 03:15 AM (EzgxV)

532 > typical high speed rifle muzzle velocities are a good fraction of it, and since it's a vacuum, it makes things interesting

How about a simpler system. Depending on electronics on smart missles with steering jets might be overly depending on a very long and fragile support chain.

Artillery powered by pressurized gas chambers, pressures varied as needed, firing locally produced ammo of various masses ( by smelting, etc to produce compressable gases and projectiles).Fire many, rapidly, and adjust elevation and range as needed. CCC module for detection, tracking, monitoring... Not every target would be antipodean

Posted by: Pickles at July 13, 2016 03:17 AM (+wjl1)

533 I looked it up, for the exactly 0.1 person who would be interested. :-) Magnetar field strength could hit 10^11 T at the surface, compared to regular neutron star fields of 10^5 or so.

Such a magnetic field is incomprehensible to us. It starts doing crazy quantum shit to light, photons interacting with the field.

Now remember that current out of the vacuum limiting field strength? That's theorized to occur at 10^16 T. The damn vacuum would become a superconductor, virtual particles becoming "real" and making current loops to limit the field.

I don't think there's any physical process known that can produce a B field that high, though. Anything would fly apart from the magnetic forces before it could generate anything that high.

Now, if you were suddenly immersed in a 10^11 T field, you would instantly become dust. Every atom in your body would become a long thin needle shape, and you would just disintegrate.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 13, 2016 03:21 AM (DW+jj)

534 If the SCOAMF is right, and it is easier for a kid to get a Glock than a computer or a book; I have to ask my grandnieces and grandnephews to find me a Glock 30SF. I'll trade them books or computers. For that matter, they have plenty of each, so maybe they can just pick one up out of the unlimited supply they supposedly have.

Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at July 13, 2016 03:33 AM (eM/71)

535 Night all.

Here is "Madhouse" by Anthrax:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGHsxMqpL0c

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 13, 2016 03:34 AM (vBeA5)

536 All this orbital shit, and not one mention of Coriolis forces...

When talking about ballistics, the Coriolis Effect refers to the deflection on the trajectory of the bullet generated by the spinning motion of the Earth. Its effect is negligible at medium distances, but becomes important around 1000yds and beyond, especially because it can add to other minimal errors and keep you off target.

On the Moon, of course (I think), this wouldn't matter. No spin. But a firearm on a spinning space station WOULD need to compensate for the Effect.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2016 03:39 AM (gyKtp)

537 On the Moon, of course (I think), this wouldn't matter. No spin. But a
firearm on a spinning space station WOULD need to compensate for the
Effect.
---
machine gun... problem solved.

except, of course, for making tracers that w*rk in vacuum.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 13, 2016 04:05 AM (YRstE)

538 The Moon is spinning, it's spinning over revolution per lunar orbit, or about one revolution per month. This is one of those things. That's tidal lock, tidal gravitational forces spin it down until it is synchronous with the orbital period. It keeps the same face toward earth, minus a little wobble due to the ellipse and nutation and shit like that. If the moon were not spinning, it would appear to us on the surface to rotate around once per month. There would be no "Far Side".

What you do for long range shit is you do it in a non-rotating frame, because the equations of motion get rather messy in a Coriolis frame. For short range little stuff, you simplify thing and come up with some simple correction terms. But for very long range stuff, they get very messy.

So, if you launch something from point A on a rotating surface, you do the trajectory calculations in a non-spinning inertial frame centered on the planet. Your target is thus moving as well, going around in a little circle. You solve your trajectory to intersect with that target's circle.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 13, 2016 04:08 AM (DW+jj)

539 More useless tidal lock triva. Mercury is in a tidal "lock" with the Sun, only it's not a lock, it's a 3:2 resonance. Mercury spins 3 times for every 2 orbits around the Sun. This is a local minimum on a complicated energy curve. It would take energy to push Mercury over the hump to then fall into 1:1 lock, so it just sits there, locked in 3:2 sync.

It's some complicated gravitational and rotational physics.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at July 13, 2016 04:19 AM (DW+jj)

540 Insomnia rules!

'Morning, horde.

So the Warsaw Pact meetings were actually meetings but the NATO meetings are evidently just pressers.

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 04:19 AM (FiNj9)

541 Good Morning Creeper.

Nice to see you.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 04:22 AM (WVsWD)

542 Hay, Tim. Thanks. Got your umbrella handy?

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 04:22 AM (FiNj9)

543 Dog (yes, she's still with me!) and I were going camping but we got rained out.

Don't know what the steroid formula the vet gave her was, but I want some.

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 04:26 AM (FiNj9)

544 No but we have some emergency rain covers from the dollar store laying around.

?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 04:28 AM (WVsWD)

545 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2016 04:28 AM (Yo9Lf)

546 Awesome!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 04:29 AM (WVsWD)

547 Haven't seen you around for some time so been wondering what's going on with you and Sasha.

The best of news then.

Now I'm getting a bit misty eyed again.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 04:33 AM (WVsWD)

548 Thought you might be getting some rain today but forgot you're downstate. It'll probably miss you.

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 04:35 AM (FiNj9)

549 Tim, how's the urban mining going? Any remarkable finds lately?

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 04:35 AM (FiNj9)

550 Morning?

hell, the bars are still open here...

who let the day walkers in?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 13, 2016 04:36 AM (YRstE)

551 Good for You! Taylor.

Posted by: firefirefire at July 13, 2016 04:39 AM (of67s)

552 Should I log in as
Last call horde?

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2016 04:40 AM (Yo9Lf)

553 ".....Any remarkable finds lately?"

Nothing really remarkable except for one Buffalo Nickle.
Eviction clean outs are in full swing in Champaign/Urbana so picking up a lot of junk for the scrap yard.

Want to come with today? We're going here as soon as Dad gets his lazy butt in gear.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 04:42 AM (WVsWD)

554 If I had a bottle of Bailey's to put in this cup of coffee we could make it "first call" instead.

If I had a bottle of Bailey's.

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 04:44 AM (FiNj9)

555 Nope. Cancel that. Got too much stuff to take apart.

That was the plan today.

Need moar Kaffee.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 04:44 AM (WVsWD)

556 Sounds like fun, Tim, and I'll take you up on that offer one day. It's a bit of a drive, though, so some advance planning will be necessary.

Congrats on the Buffalo nickel. Dad found an Indian head penny behind a baseboard when he tore down an old hotel years ago.

Is your nickel a good one?

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 04:47 AM (FiNj9)

557 If you're taking stuff apart I can help. Son-in-law cleaned up the nightmare tool bench a few weeks ago. Got everything all sorted and identified. I went looking for a hammer yesterday. Found it in a drawer labeled "Tools of Destruction".

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 04:50 AM (FiNj9)

558 "Is your nickel a good one?"

They are all good. 90% Silver. So into the collection it went.

Now if I could just find some place where I could exchange all these coins from China we got.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 04:52 AM (WVsWD)

559 "Tools of Destruction".

LoL

Yupp, that'll do. Old a/c's, dehumidifiers, Toasters, junk that no longer works.

Take the a/c's apart for the copper and copper/aluminum radiators. Adds quite a bit of value.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 04:54 AM (WVsWD)

560 Still trying to unload some drachmas that came home with me from Greece years ago. I think they're most valuable as recycling material.

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 04:54 AM (FiNj9)

561 Tim, do you have a heavy trash pickup schedule. Around here we set the heavy trash out twice a year. Before it's picked up the scavengers go by and remove half of it.

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 04:56 AM (FiNj9)

562 Unload em on ebay. Looks like you can get a few dollars for em.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 04:59 AM (WVsWD)

563 "Tools of destruction " is 1/2 of what I own, if it was intended for that task or not

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2016 05:03 AM (Yo9Lf)

564 ".....do you have a heavy trash pickup schedule."

Neither Chmapaign/Urbana or Bloomington has that or Peoria for that matter but Bradley Uni has such a small student population it's really only worth while going about twice a year there.

The others, you have to pay extra for items like mattresses and couches. Usually runs about $5.00 per item.

Now out in the boonies where I live, I just take a trip to the dump when needed. A lot cheaper than paying for trash pickup that often not needed.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 05:03 AM (WVsWD)

565 I hear ya', Skip. I excel at "apart". "Together", not so much.

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 05:10 AM (FiNj9)

566 I should invite you up here for the next heavy trash pickup. It's a breeze. You just drive around our little town and examine the piles of stuff people have put out. See something you like? Stop and sling it into the bed of the truck. Urban mining on wheels.

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 05:12 AM (FiNj9)

567 Yeah, Hopedale, Minier, Mackinaw, Danvers, they all do that too. Once in the spring time and fall.

We got cans to crush too.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 05:14 AM (WVsWD)

568 Tim, just out of curiosity, do you reap much lead?

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 05:20 AM (FiNj9)

569 Lead, nope. We find a little bit, not worth setting aside.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 05:23 AM (WVsWD)

570 I did find a box of .45 ACP in a dumpster this season though. We tore that sucker apart looking for what else might be in there too.

Nothing.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 05:25 AM (WVsWD)

571 I have always kept a eye out for lead, have about 40 pounds worth saved and that is for 30 years. Still have everything I ever found. I'm hoping that pile will be recycled very soon into bullets.

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2016 05:30 AM (Yo9Lf)

572 Oooo...jackpot! Must be one of the joys of doing this...you never know what you're going to find.

Always on the lookout for lead to feed the melter.

Got a box of lead type for stock. Seems strange to be melting down printing supplies for bullets. Something about swords and ploughshares in reverse?

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 05:30 AM (FiNj9)

573 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2016 05:31 AM (ptqRm)

574 I'm trying to think what we have found that might have lead enough to recycle. Nothing comes to mind.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 05:32 AM (WVsWD)

575 We do lead lined drywall used around radioactive medical devices, I have only done it once but the company I'm working for does this very often.

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2016 05:34 AM (Yo9Lf)

576 How aboub regular old lead/acid batteries?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 05:34 AM (WVsWD)

577 There's a thought. Filing that one.

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 05:38 AM (FiNj9)

578 Good Morning VIA

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 05:40 AM (WVsWD)

579 Happy Hump Day, VIA.

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 05:42 AM (FiNj9)

580 Cut em in half and empty what ever acid is left into a Pyrex container. I don't see why it wouldn't melt just fine.

Have to do a bit of research to make sure but we find regular ole batteries a lot.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 05:43 AM (WVsWD)

581 Warning! Do some more research on using lead acid batteries for melting. Haven't tried it myself but have read that it is a dangerous process since it's difficult to get rid of all the acid.

Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2016 05:56 AM (V+03K)

582 Creeper, That type may be linotype. The stuff is considered golden because it isn't pure lead but contains antimony and tin that makes for very hard bullets suitable for higher velocities. That hardness isn't needed for standard velocity pistol bullets but is great for rifle ammo. With a couple of thin layers of liquid alox should be good for velocities over 2,000 FPS without leading the barrel.

Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2016 06:02 AM (V+03K)

583 Think we will pass on the batteries. Just not worth it.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 06:03 AM (WVsWD)

584 Ooo dozed off waiting on 6 am


Good Morning Morons. Today is Wednesday, July 13, 2016. On this day in 1863 in New York City, opponents of the draft and the war with the South began three days of rioting which were regarded as the worst in United States history. NYC had strong economic ties to the South and was opposed to what they called Lincoln's war. And this was compounded by an unfair draft that allowed rich people to buy themselves out of the draft.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:06 AM (mpXpK)

585 Trump calls on senile old communist to resign.


http://fxn.ws/29Cx28e

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:07 AM (mpXpK)

586 And speaking of senile old assholes a NH RINO calls on Kayshit to oppose Trump at the convention.


http://fxn.ws/29N5QTY

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:07 AM (mpXpK)

587 Now we find that Obama's opposition and interference with the election in Israel was more than just rhetoric. He sent $350,000 to a group opposed to PM Netanyahu and who were trying to oust him. IIANM this is illegal as hell. But what me worry, he had no opposition. So what legal program was this money diverted from?


http://tinyurl.com/zgykzjn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:07 AM (mpXpK)

588 The GOP platform plank includes Trump's border wall. But just in case you hear the liberals raising hell about this "racist" wall remind them that congress passed a law a long time ago that was part of the last amnesty fraud that was already supposed to build a wall. We got the amnesty but never got the wall and never got the halt of the massive influx of illegals.


http://tinyurl.com/zqyo3jo

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:07 AM (mpXpK)

589 Archeologists have discovered a mosaic depicting Noah's Ark and the parting of the Red Sea in the floor of an ancient synagogue dating back to the time of the Romans in Israel.


http://tinyurl.com/zlx7h8c

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:08 AM (mpXpK)

590 Three misunderstood yoots who were trying to turn their lives around and planned on going to college were arrested in Baton Rouge for breaking into a pawn shop to steal guns to kill cops with. Evidently there is a 4th yoot that has not been arrested.


http://tinyurl.com/j3grv3g

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:08 AM (mpXpK)

591 And the police shooting that sparked those riots? Police actually saw the butt of a gun that the perp was trying to reach when they shot him. Something the MFM never said a word about. So this is the same crap all over again, The MFM, Obama, and the whole racist agitator groups like Jessie the Worm are once again lying to stir up trouble and more money for them.


http://tinyurl.com/jhktcd5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:08 AM (mpXpK)

592 Officials in MI are changing their story again, now they are saying the courtroom shooter was cuffed, but in the front instead of the back.


http://tinyurl.com/jgeqwau

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:09 AM (mpXpK)

593 Workers at a Zaxby's in Shelby NC yelled at a pair of cops and one dumped a ton of hot sauce on his order so that it was unfit to eat. So folks, next time you get a hankering for chicken go to a Chick-fill-A instead until word gets out that the people who did this were fired. BTW, doctoring food like that is a violation of federal law, but don't hold your breath waiting for our corrupt DOJ to do anything.


http://tinyurl.com/gu5orb2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:09 AM (mpXpK)

594 Lying Lynch refuses to answer congressional questions on the corrupt DOJ's whitewash of Scankles' felonies. So where are the criminal contempt charges? As expected all these committee hearings are good for is rhetoric and posturing for the cameras.


http://tinyurl.com/gqr7qrz

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:09 AM (mpXpK)

595 If folks are looking for scrap to melt down for bullets, check out the castboolits site. It's great and covers EVERYTHING for making, loading and shooting cast bullets. I look at it several times a week.

Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2016 06:09 AM (V+03K)

596 Scankles' lawyer tells the judge in her case involving the civil suit by Judicial Watch that it would be useless to force her to testify under oath. I guess he got his law license from a box of Cracker Jacks in Paducah.


http://tinyurl.com/h4qwowc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:09 AM (mpXpK)

597 Looks like House conservatives are going to make an end-run around RINO Ryan and start an action to impeach the corrupt IRS commissioner.


http://tinyurl.com/hcgh6zt

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:10 AM (mpXpK)

598 The current PM of Albania illegally contributed $80,000 to Obama's campaign in 2012. But the shocker is they are actually prosecuting somebody for this. But the story has been buried by the MFM.


http://tinyurl.com/zdw8tjs

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:10 AM (mpXpK)

599 Gretchen Carlson's attack dog is a huge Democrat operative and donor. So is this what is behind her attack on Ailes and Fox News?


http://tinyurl.com/zm7awus

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:10 AM (mpXpK)

600 Obama gives a memorial speech at an event for the slain Dallas cops, but it was really a memorial to himself. He also had the nerve to defend the terrorist organization BLM at the memorial. He really is an asshole.


http://tinyurl.com/hllk3ej

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:11 AM (mpXpK)

601 This was after he made that speech in Warsaw quoting a bunch of lying statistics that are often pushed by the MFM on cops killing blacks. He continues to incite groups like BLM to attack cops.


http://tinyurl.com/h67snhh

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:11 AM (mpXpK)

602
He also continues to push that incredibly stupid lie that it is easier to buy a gun than a book.


http://tinyurl.com/hxxoceg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:11 AM (mpXpK)

603 And "it hurts when people dismiss (BLM) protestors as PC and reverse racism". Well I don't Obama, I call them thug criminals and assholes which is a better name.


http://tinyurl.com/zkd9kcn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:11 AM (mpXpK)

604 And police support groups are not buying his lying rhetoric either.


http://tinyurl.com/je347me

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:12 AM (mpXpK)

605 RINO Ryan does a song and dance on his opposition to a border wall and his open borders stance.


http://tinyurl.com/h2dz98g

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:12 AM (mpXpK)

606 Crappy Clapper denies the House request that Scankles be blocked from getting classified intelligence briefings. Everyone knew that was going to happen. This corrupt administration knows they can do anything they want.


http://tinyurl.com/zpenpqg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:12 AM (mpXpK)

607 The leader of the racist organization NAACP NC branch says that poor Dallas shooter was "lynched". Not only is this guy a lying asshole, but he doesn't know the difference between a rope and a bomb.


http://tinyurl.com/jn93wwt

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:13 AM (mpXpK)

608
Ginsburg hits Trump again. So why are not Republicans in congress initiating impeachment proceedings again this ancient scrunt?


http://tinyurl.com/haustkd

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:13 AM (mpXpK)

609 Holder's BFF The New Black Panthers are planning an armed protest at the GOP convention.


http://tinyurl.com/zvf6r8a

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:13 AM (mpXpK)

610 Lou Dobbs calls RINO Ryan a "tool of the establishment".


http://tinyurl.com/gpffqoq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:13 AM (mpXpK)

611 Communist politician doubles down on the AGW scam on the Senate floor ignoring massive evidence that the whole thing is a fraud.



http://tinyurl.com/hascrh4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:14 AM (mpXpK)

612 Heritage debunks the lies being spewed by Democrats about the defense of religion bill. As I said previously, if you are a Democrat you are by default a liar.


http://tinyurl.com/j6jvq68

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:14 AM (mpXpK)

613 Despite record tax receipts Obama is still spending us into oblivion. The national debt is set to hit 141% of GDP which is the highest in history.


http://tinyurl.com/japod9f

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:14 AM (mpXpK)

614 Ramirez


http://bit.ly/29CRuAA


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:15 AM (mpXpK)

615 Vic, Thanks for the daily news items. Beats the hell out of watching the news and trying to figure out which two percent of the reporting is accurate. If it is even that much.

Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2016 06:15 AM (V+03K)

616 And speaking of senile old assholes a NH RINO calls on Kayshit to oppose Trump at the convention.


http://fxn.ws/29N5QTY

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:07 AM (mpXpK)



Earlier this week, or late last week, Bill Kristol's panties were definitely getting damp over the thought of Katshit stealing the GOP nom from Trump.

Kristol's so wrapped up in stopping Trump at any cost, I'll be surprised if he doesn't outright endorse Hillary after Trump clinches the nomination next week.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 13, 2016 06:16 AM (vqOWV)

617 I just want to thank the women behind the Fishbra Instagram account for having a great sense of humor in these dark days.

http://tinyurl.com/jzhycwg

Posted by: MTF at July 13, 2016 06:17 AM (/m8T6)

618 "Kristol's so wrapped up in stopping Trump at any cost, I'll be surprised if he doesn't outright endorse Hillary after Trump clinches the nomination next week.'

Waiting and waiting.

I do not put it past the gopErs to pull some stunt.

As soon as it is official, then game on.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 06:19 AM (WVsWD)

619 "597
Looks like House conservatives are going to make an end-run around RINO
Ryan and start an action to impeach the corrupt IRS commissioner."

A tiny bit of good news amongst all the bad. Thanks, Vic.

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 06:22 AM (FiNj9)

620 JTB, you're right. This linotype I have is much harder than fishing sinkers.

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 06:24 AM (FiNj9)

621 620
JTB, you're right. This linotype I have is much harder than fishing sinkers.


Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 06:24 AM (FiNj9)

And old friend from back home had parents that ran a printing company. He used to use linotype to make bullets with. It was good for .45 bullets but I always thought it was too hard for anything else.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:26 AM (mpXpK)

622 Sinkers!

Ok Something else I didn't think of.

Got a few pounds of those.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 06:26 AM (WVsWD)

623 What else am I not thinking of?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 06:27 AM (WVsWD)

624 MTF, I appreciate the Fishbras photo. The girls are attractive and have a sense of humor: a powerful combination. Mrs. JTB would point out I'm probably three times their age, or more. I sense she's trying to make a point.

Wouldn't mind having that old enameled milk pail in the lower left of the photo. They were useful.

Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2016 06:28 AM (V+03K)

625 622
Sinkers!



Ok Something else I didn't think of.



Got a few pounds of those.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 06:26 AM (WVsWD)

Discarded lead wheel weights from a tire store make good bullets as well.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:30 AM (mpXpK)

626 What else am I not thinking of?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 06:27 AM (WVsWD)



Have automotive wheel balancing weights already been discussed?

Should be easy to find, (you can use a magnet to collect them off the side of the road, thanks to the steel tab embedded in them). Or make friends with a tire shop in your area.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 13, 2016 06:31 AM (vqOWV)

627 Lead wheel weights. Thanks both of you! Added to the list. Plenty of tire shops to check.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 06:33 AM (WVsWD)

628 623 ... Tim, if you haven't already, check out old plumbing pipes and fixtures at junk yards or renovation companies. It may not be free but should be cheap. Same for old roof flashing.

Wheel weights are not the reliable source of lead they used to be: more zinc than lead. And tire places often are required to recycle what they have anyway. Double bummer.

Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2016 06:34 AM (V+03K)

629 628 Wheel weights are not the reliable source of lead
they used to be: more zinc than lead. And tire places often are required
to recycle what they have anyway. Double bummer.

Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2016 06:34 AM (V+03K)

A little zinc will not hurt cast bullets.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 06:37 AM (mpXpK)

630 "And tire places often are required to recycle what they have anyway. Double bummer."

And you are not supposed to be able to gamble in the local Taverns but I still can buy a pull tab or two, for "entertainment" only.

Heh

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. at July 13, 2016 06:39 AM (WVsWD)

631 Another possible source for wheel weights....junk yards.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 13, 2016 06:44 AM (vqOWV)

632 Beat me to it, Sticky Wicket.

Use to be you could walk along the side of the road and harvest the lead. These days not so much.

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 06:47 AM (FiNj9)

633 Googled "uses for lead". Keel weights for boats and diver's belt weights.

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 06:51 AM (FiNj9)

634 G'mornin' Horde, and thank you Vic.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 13, 2016 06:54 AM (3X3ZR)

635 knock knock

who's there?

orange

orange who?

orange you glad to see me?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 13, 2016 06:57 AM (WTSFk)

636 knock knock

who's there?

interrupting cow

interrup -

moooooooo

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 13, 2016 06:58 AM (WTSFk)

637 :-D

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 13, 2016 06:59 AM (WTSFk)

638 How did we miss this?

"Putin Sacks EVERY Commander In His Baltic Fleet"

http://tinyurl.com/j8f6ntf

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 07:05 AM (FiNj9)

639 Knock knock

Who's there?

Posted by: Glock at July 13, 2016 07:08 AM (BO/km)

640 Dick Morris takes a short break from pitching retirement planning to fact check a Hillary ad that features Bill Clinton in an unbroken series of lies.

Serious question: Can a Clinton even utter a truthful statement? Is that even possible?

http://tinyurl.com/hek7mel

Posted by: MTF at July 13, 2016 07:08 AM (/m8T6)

641 Anybody we know?

A Nashville officer changed his Facebook profile picture to the iconic photo of Black Panther National Chairman Bobby Seale and Huey Newton holding a Colt .45 and a shotgun in Oakland, California. He claimed he posted the photo out of "strong historical interests."He was relieved of duty pending an internal investigation. He was identified as Christopher Taylor.

Posted by: f'd at July 13, 2016 07:12 AM (BO/km)

642 596 Scankles' lawyer tells the judge in her case involving the civil suit by Judicial Watch that it would be useless to force her to testify under oath. I guess he got his law license from a box of Cracker Jacks in Paducah.
____________________

Maybe he just meant that it won't matter if she's under oath or not, because she'll just lie her ass off either way.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 13, 2016 07:18 AM (NnYnv)

643 639:

:-0

i was hoping for some friendly mooring knock knock jokes and got your

knock knock

who's there

glock

and lemme tell ya... well done! upholding this site's dry sardonic humor, with a surprising twist to the joke's form and the spatial equivalence of comic timing!

well done, indeed!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 13, 2016 07:21 AM (WTSFk)

644 mooring=morning

damn splchk

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 13, 2016 07:21 AM (WTSFk)

645 So, HRC lawyer's position is that she's above us little people; well, when the law isn't on your side - argue the facts.

Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2016 07:24 AM (1EzhX)

646 Dang! I have plenty of wheel weights (old ones) for regular bullets and pure lead for muzzleloader round ball. Now you have me wondering if I need to keep accumulating the stuff.

This site is dangerous, I tellz ya.

Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2016 07:25 AM (V+03K)

647 Have we pondered Obama's plans to gut our nuclear forces on his way out the door?

Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2016 07:26 AM (1EzhX)

648 #nevertrump is not going to like the new batch of Q state polls. What's the explanation? The Pope did it? The Rubio non-endorsement effect?

Pennsylvania: Clinton 41, Trump 43 Trump +2

Ohio: Clinton 41, Trump 41 Tie

Florida: Trump 42, Clinton 39 Trump +3

Pennsylvania: Trump vs. Clinton vs. Johnson vs. Stein Trump 40, Clinton 34, Johnson 9, Stein 3 Trump +6

Ohio: Trump vs. Clinton vs. Johnson vs. Stein Trump 37, Clinton 36, Johnson 7, Stein 6 Trump +1

Florida: Trump vs. Clinton vs. Johnson vs. Stein Trump 41, Clinton 36, Johnson 7, Stein 4 Trump +5

Posted by: Wonk with Pigtails at July 13, 2016 07:26 AM (0sLvz)

649 those battleground state polls are pretty awesome, especially Florida. I wonder if Trump can actually win in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: MTF at July 13, 2016 07:30 AM (/m8T6)

650 Have we pondered Obama's plans to gut our nuclear forces on his way out the door?
Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2016 07:26 AM (1EzhX)

What's to ponder? He'll do it. The military brass will obey. The GOPe will hold hearings that accomplish nothing. The MSM will crow about how great this is. And one day someone will nuke one of our cities and we'll find we can't launch a single bird.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 13, 2016 07:31 AM (Ee2nz)

651 Lack of lead might be another reason to ensure you have an adequate small caliber/high velocity platform around the house. .22mag uses a lot less lead than .444 Marlin.

I'd like to play with flowing lead (like solder) around a spinning tungsten steel core at home. See if I can get the balance right using a dremel or other common tool.

Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2016 07:31 AM (1EzhX)

652 I believe Quinnipiac is still doing RV samples too. Usually when pollsters move to LV samples GOP candidates do even better.

Posted by: MTF at July 13, 2016 07:32 AM (/m8T6)

653 Stein? or Steiner

Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2016 07:32 AM (1EzhX)

654 Ginsburg hits Trump again. So why are not Republicans in congress initiating impeachment proceedings again this ancient scrunt?



Let her talk all she wants. All it means is that she'll have to recuse herself from any supreme court decision involving Donald Trump, President.

4-3 is the new black.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 13, 2016 07:32 AM (ZnIt3)

655 The .38 doesn't seem adequate as my carry gun any more. I think I'll switch to the 9mm today.

Thanks, Barky, for Making America Hateful Again.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 13, 2016 07:33 AM (97XyN)

656 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 13, 2016 07:34 AM (ZQfW9)

657 those battleground state polls are pretty awesome, especially Florida. I wonder if Trump can actually win in Pennsylvania.
Posted by: MTF at July 13, 2016 07:30 AM (/m8T6)

People have been complaining about Trump not being out there enough or running enough ads. I think him being low-key is helping right now. Hillary is in the news for all of the wrong reasons. And running political ads this early really doesn't accomplish much. Romney got hurt because Obama defined who he was. Does anyone think that Trump really isn't a known quantity already to almost everyone?

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 13, 2016 07:34 AM (Ee2nz)

658 Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 13, 2016 07:32 AM (ZnIt3)

Oh, c'mon. Ginsburg's not going to recuse herself from anything. Teh roolz don't apply to Dems.

Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2016 07:35 AM (FiNj9)

659
Let her talk all she wants. All it means is that she'll have to recuse herself from any supreme court decision involving Donald Trump, President.

4-3 is the new black.
Posted by: Jiminy Cricket

Has to? Or should?

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 13, 2016 07:35 AM (326rv)

660 Oh, and polls mean nothing until October. Then the press starts moving towards legitimacy with their polling. Although, with some recent polling, like Brexit, I don't know how true that is anymore.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 13, 2016 07:36 AM (Ee2nz)

661 Cloyd, the .38 in my pocket is enough to get me to my trunk. Lets face it, suburban life revolves around the civilian track -- the minivan.

Posted by: Jean at July 13, 2016 07:36 AM (1EzhX)

662 Quinnipiac found by a ratio of 80-19 that voters agree with the statement "don't care much what people like me think."


80%. That's an amazing number: I'd say that is a settled issue.

Posted by: MTF at July 13, 2016 07:36 AM (/m8T6)

663 One of the other sites was speculating that she plans on resigning soon because she thinks Scankles will win and is just waiting to make sure.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2016 07:37 AM (mpXpK)

664 those battleground state polls are pretty awesome, especially Florida. I wonder if Trump can actually win in Pennsylvania.Posted by: MTF


Florida and Pennsylvania are birds of a feather. If Trump is +5 in Florida, Pennsylvania is quite doable.

Perhaps the democrats running an unconvicted felon with vagina isn't the smartest move.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 13, 2016 07:37 AM (ZnIt3)

665 Has to? Or should?
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 13, 2016 07:35 AM (326rv)

Should but won't on anything the Dems deem important.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 13, 2016 07:37 AM (Ee2nz)

666 Even Sandra the wise Latina is recusing some cases. RBG are a idiot. (sic)

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 13, 2016 07:40 AM (ZnIt3)

667 One of the other sites was speculating that she plans on resigning soon because she thinks Scankles will win and is just waiting to make sure.

Doesn't matter. She'll be leaving soon no matter who wins, and there's no way Gaylord will pick. The only difference is if she stays there til she's dead or retires a little earlier.

It'd be nice if the last words she ever hears were 'Trump Wins!'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2016 07:42 AM (v9gSJ)

668 Has to? Or should?Posted by: Blue Hen

Breitbart has an interesting article on this. The writer says she'll have to.

Posted by: Jiminy Cricket - let your conscience be your guide at July 13, 2016 07:42 AM (ZnIt3)

669 Dump up.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at July 13, 2016 07:46 AM (46KZC)

670 morning, fellow morons. BBC news is running part of Cameron's last "Prime Minister's Questions" and wow, if only our DC crew had one tenth the smarts and presence of mind.

Posted by: vivi at July 13, 2016 07:47 AM (11H2y)

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