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Overnight Open Thread (6-13-2016)
CNN: 0 mentions of Islam, prominent link to story on the dangers of guns.New York Times: 0 mentions of Islam, prominent link to story on the dangers of guns.
Washington Post: 0 mentions of Islam, prominent link to story on the dangers of guns.
ABC Australia: Mentions Islam, mentions recent shooting in Miami, but no lectures.
The American mainstream media are consistently to the left of one of the left-most institutions in Australia.
Oh, and Reddit is a total train wreck on this story. Just amazingly bad. The moderators are deleting anything that doesn't fit the narrative, or that questions why so many posts not fitting the narrative are being deleted, or that questions why so many post that question... Train wreck is putting it mildly.
-- Pixy
Reddit was banning anyone who even mentioned that Mateen was Muslim despite the fact that this was known and being reported by the MSM. Insanity.
Quote of the Day II - Torn From Real Life, Not Really a Joke Edition
Me: Hey I noticed that the urinal in the main bathroom isn't flushing.IT Guy: Yeah I know. It's weird because I just replaced the batteries last week.
Me: Huh. Did you try rebooting it?
IT Guy: Yep. Still didn't work.
More Details on the Orlando Shooter
He worked as a security guard for G4S and for the last several years was assigned to a gated retirement community in South Florida. Before that he worked for a while as a guard at the St. Lucie County Courthouse in Fort Pierce. Back in 2006 he worked as a prison guard at Martin Correctional Institution in Indiantown for six months.
He had no known criminal arrests or convictions and he purchased both guns just days before the attack.
Report: Orlando Shooter Was a Regular at the Gay Nightclub He Attacked
Which is interesting given that he lived 120 miles away with a wife and kid.
True Fact: 96.2% of All Mass Shootings Occur in Gun-Free Zones
Because mass killers may be evil but they're not stupid, and even jihadis bent on martyrdom still don't like getting shot.
Uproxx: Can We At Least Try A Short-Term Ban on Assault Weapons Like the AR-15 the Shooter Used?
Disappointingly stupid from Uproxx which usually isn't this dumb. But the leftist media and their allies have all jumped in on bringing back their beloved 1994 Assault Weapons ban and banning the evil AR-15 rifle.
Except Mateen Didn't actually Use an AR-15 - He Used a Sig Sauer MCX Carbine
Which also uses STANAG magazines and superficially resembles the AR-15 yet has very few shared parts. Which means banning "AR-15s" is not going to be so simple.
And guess what - the 1994 Assault Weapons Ban Achieved Fuck-All In Reducing Gun Crime or Eliminating Rifles like the "AR-15"
Case in point: One of these rifles was banned during the 1994 AWB and one was not. Both function identically and unless you're clued into details of the law you'd have difficulty knowing which one was an evil AW and which one was merely a black semi-automatic sporting rifle.
What John Oliver's 'Debt Forgiveness' Actually Meant
Here's the thing. Oliver didn't actually buy $15 million in medical debt, as news stories would have you believe. Instead, he bought the right to collect $15 million in medical debt. The debt "forgiveness" was, in reality, Oliver choosing not to exercise his right to collect that debt.
So no, John Oliver didn't "give away" $15 million, at least not by any normal definition of the phrase "give away." And using the term "forgiveness" seems a bit off, too - even a piece that claims Oliver gave away $15 million notes in the second sentence that the debts were "so old they could no longer be recovered in court." Even if he wanted to collect the debt, he couldn't, since the statute of limitations on them has already expired. What did Oliver really do? He spent $60,000 to forgo the right to collect $15 million in debt that he couldn't force debtors to pay in the first place.
So it was mostly a stunt. And meanwhile someone had to still cover all of those medical expenses even if they were written off.
Of course, there's no such thing as free money, and somebody has to cover the $15 million in debt that has gone unpaid (and would have gone unpaid regardless of Oliver's stunt). As Joe Carter argues, the cost of unpaid debt is passed on to hospitals, who in turn pass it on to their patients in the form of higher taxes, higher prices for care, and higher insurance costs. In fact, those costs had already been passed on to consumers before Oliver even considered "forgiving" the debt.
So it turns out that all of us have been paying for this debt via expensive hospital charges and higher insurance premiums. So congratulations, you're now at least as virtuous as John Oliver.
White House Throws in the Towel on Closing Gitmo
Despite promising to close it on his very first day in office. It was a useful rhetorical club to beat up GWB and the GOP with but it turned out that no one - not even a Democratic-controlled Congress - wanted to actually see Guantanamo closed and the terrorists held there brought to stand trial in the US.
Let Popehat Explain the First Amendment To You in: Hello! You've Been Referred Here Because You're Wrong About The First Amendment.
If you said something like "the First Amendment only stops the government from censoring you so it doesn't apply to this civil case, which is one individual suing another."Welcome back! You're still wrong. The First Amendment limits your ability to sue people.
Civil lawsuits employ government power in two ways. First, they are premised on laws passed by legislatures. A defamation lawsuit is a lawsuit based upon a defamation law enacted by a state, which is an action by the state. On occasion, they're based on a nebulous collection of non-statutory precedents called common law, which are nonetheless recognized and enforced by the government through the courts. Second, civil lawsuits employ government power to force you to come to court and force you to pay any resulting judgment against you.
Appeals Court Overturns Verdict in Ventura Defamation Suit Against Chris Kyle
An Endangered Species We Should All Be Happy About
Once widespread in Africa the disgusting Guinea worm is now confined to just two known cases in Chad. Hopefully to soon be eradicated.
It's worth noting that while guinea worm is not fatal, it does cause a great deal of suffering. Over the course of a year, the worm grows up to three feet long in its human host, then tries to exit the body via the feet or the legs. If a health worker is nearby, the patient might be lucky enough to have the worm excised with a knife or coiled around a stick. But usually the tunneling worm creates a burning sensation so severe that it drives the person suffering to seek relief by plunging the afflicted leg in cooling water-which in turn allows the worm to unleash thousands of eggs in the water supply, leaving a new generation of guinea worms to find unwitting hosts.
What Men and Women Want from Marriage, 1939 vs. 2008
Here are the changes for women:
The Yahoo AoSHQ group - it's got electrolytes and shit.
And my twitter thang.
Tonight's post brought to you by ideas before their time:
Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Remain calm, all is well. Hypothetically though - has anyone happened to see a possibly rabid lemur? Or a more-aggressive-than-usual ewok?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Swift Kick Meet Hipster at June 13, 2016 10:27 PM (uaHyk)
Posted by: Swift Kick Meet Hipster at June 13, 2016 10:27 PM (uaHyk)
Posted by: Swift Kick Meet Hipster at June 13, 2016 10:27 PM (uaHyk)
With the unpredictability shown this Presidential cycle so far, prognostications for the Fall: Turnout will more likely mirror 2012 more than 2014, but the biggest variable remains the effect of the Presidential race. All else equal, turnout and registration suggests that Hilly wins Nevada's six electoral votes; the Democrats keep the U.S. Senate seat; and Democrats retake the Assembly. The biggest question is: Who will win SD6 this Fall and thus control of the Nevada state Senate for four years, and in partial answer to that, who will win the Republican primary for SD6 on the 13th?
http://politicalhat.com/?p=11953
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 13, 2016 10:28 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 13, 2016 10:28 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Swift Kick Meet Hipster at June 13, 2016 10:28 PM (uaHyk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 13, 2016 10:30 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 13, 2016 10:30 PM (jR7Wy)
Remember when Reddit commentators got mad at Ellen Pao and shut her out? I'm surprised they dont do something similar over the blatant irrational censorship.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 13, 2016 10:32 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2016 10:32 PM (oFSUK)
Tried this on the last thread. You mentioned you play chess on your Kindle Fire. Is there a particular app or source you use? I just got the Kindle Fire and thought it would be handy.
Posted by: JTB at June 13, 2016 09:34 PM (V+03K)
Yup...Optimize software chess. Free app from Amazon. Plays and looks great and has adjustable difficulty settings. Music too!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 13, 2016 10:33 PM (ej1L0)
Tsschuss, going back to the writing gig.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2016 10:33 PM (JXE+z)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 13, 2016 10:34 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 13, 2016 10:35 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2016 10:35 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Jim at June 13, 2016 10:36 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2016 10:36 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: rickl at June 13, 2016 10:36 PM (sdi6R)
Toaster Bacon?
The fact that this product isn't as iconic as Twinkies or CocaCola is proof that Satan walks the earth.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 13, 2016 10:36 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 13, 2016 10:37 PM (ry34m)
Don't be fooled here, folks. 'Omar Mateen' is the French pronunciation. His name is Homer Martin.
Now, do you really want to be French?
Posted by: The MFM at June 13, 2016 10:37 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 13, 2016 10:37 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2016 10:37 PM (qUNWi)
McGyver, out
Posted by: McGyver at June 13, 2016 10:38 PM (dZmDM)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at June 13, 2016 10:38 PM (AoL5p)
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at June 13, 2016 10:39 PM (AoL5p)
I say again, politician is just a long way of spelling CUNT.
Posted by: NZ Frank at June 13, 2016 10:41 PM (bgJ0E)
Never one drop of rain on Arrakis.
Wednesday, the man from the air-conditioning company will come, and I will find out just how much my tortures amuse God.
I suspect it's going to be rather a lot.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 13, 2016 10:41 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: McGyver at June 13, 2016 10:42 PM (dZmDM)
How did shooter pass background check?
Did they investigate co worker's complaints?
If the FBI questioned me, my employer would receive a letter ordering them to exclude me from my place of employment. Done and done.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2016 10:42 PM (EZebt)
I'd say it also worries me, but I don't put my faith in my "betters"
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at June 13, 2016 10:42 PM (U8pol)
Obama wants to ban guns.
Hitler banned guns.
Does that mean Obama is just like Hitler?
Watch liberal heads explode.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 13, 2016 10:43 PM (AHDxb)
I've seen this at various places. Its not just the ACLU. This is madness. The pretzel logic you have to use to come up with THIS is madness. Stop the world and let me off.
https://youtu.be/-DIfdhC8aAo
Posted by: Puddleglum, PENS WIN!! PENS WIN!! at June 13, 2016 10:43 PM (0JUUT)
Posted by: Lex Steele at June 13, 2016 10:43 PM (tEZwJ)
From WZ via The Blaze
Following the deadly terrorist attack in Orlando early Sunday morning, employees from a few local Chick-fil-A restaurants went to work to make food for those donating blood to victims.
The Christian-owned company is known for being closed nationwide on Sundays, but decided to make an exception following the gruesome shooting that left 49 dead and at least 53 others injured. Chick-fil-A was not able to confirm exactly how many restaurants opened their doors.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 13, 2016 10:43 PM (IqV8l)
His story about treatment while out in the forest was epic and cringeworthy. Up there with him talking about doing a net hunt with the band he was living with and catching a duiker and not knowing what to do with it next.
Guinea worm is contracted through drinking infected water. I suspect that statistic of "it is nearly wiped out" is a touch optimistic.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 13, 2016 10:44 PM (ry34m)
HIya.
Posted by: iforgot at June 13, 2016 10:44 PM (5o5ek)
Re the "ACLU attorneys" story, EVERY ACLU attorney supporst that meme? As I understand it, a *lot* of attorneys work for ACLU.
I keep assuming it's a few stupid attys in NY or DC, maybe LA. I also remember that some ACLU chapters are better than others (sometimes a lot) about support for 2A and the rights of pro-life protesters.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2016 10:44 PM (q7T0y)
madness. The pretzel logic you have to use to come up with THIS is
madness. Stop the world and let me off.
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Whee! We're living in a time of rampant mental illness. Pretzel logic is what... cognitive dissonance? Rationalization? Spin the defense mechanism wheel and pick one or two or seven.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 13, 2016 10:45 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 13, 2016 10:45 PM (iQIUe)
ACLU = American Communist Lawyers Union
Posted by: rickl at June 13, 2016 10:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: YatYas at June 13, 2016 10:47 PM (5v4w4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 13, 2016 10:47 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 13, 2016 10:45 PM (iQIUe)
Yeah so far it's based solely off survivors' recollections after the fact and seems just a little too pat given other details. Doesn't mean it couldn't be true though.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 13, 2016 10:47 PM (pAlYe)
GG seems to have good days and bad days. If only someone could talk him out of his hate for Israel.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2016 10:48 PM (q7T0y)
The latest scam is drug testing .
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 13, 2016 10:49 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 13, 2016 10:49 PM (aZxzS)
Posted by: accurate ACLU at June 13, 2016 10:50 PM (H9MG5)
This is the kind of demented mind that when he gets tossed off a building by the peace loving Muslims he'll blame Christians for it until the splat moment.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 13, 2016 10:50 PM (45oDG)
Start flinging poo. people! We need something- anything!- to stick.
Posted by: The White House at June 13, 2016 10:50 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: YatYas at June 13, 2016 10:47 PM (5v4w4)
A ruse. How clever. He was really a Presbyterian but pledged loyalty to ISIS just to trick us
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 13, 2016 10:52 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 13, 2016 10:52 PM (iQIUe)
Of course repressed sexual urges to the point of psychosis is what the goatfucker religion does.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 13, 2016 10:52 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Southern Poverty Law Center at June 13, 2016 10:52 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 13, 2016 10:52 PM (MNgU2)
Found a bunch of videos on youtube about Bretton Woods and Harry Hopkins, dirty commie.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 13, 2016 10:53 PM (iQIUe)
You're right. It is a nice set up. And free! I got the Fire mostly for books using color but this chess app could become an addiction. The same company offers a free checkers app. I haven't played checkers in several centuries. Might be time to re-learn the rules.
Thanks again.
Posted by: JTB at June 13, 2016 10:54 PM (V+03K)
He was seen in the company of Christians on several occasions, and no doubt some of those were from the "Christian Right."
Case closed.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 13, 2016 10:54 PM (ItPqG)
So, since Ace has an unexcused absence, will his mom be writing a note for him when he shows up?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 13, 2016 10:54 PM (iQIUe)
And I thought, yes, stop it.
Stop in this case being an action verb. It's time to get busy, people, and stop waiting for someone else to do the stopping.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 13, 2016 10:55 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 13, 2016 10:55 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 13, 2016 10:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Hatey McHaterson at June 13, 2016 10:56 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 13, 2016 10:57 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 13, 2016 10:37 PM (ry34m)
They keep hording al those cute Asian chicks?
Posted by: The Hording Hat at June 13, 2016 10:57 PM (vBeA5)
I'm off from work and a bit drunk. Watching the Florida/FSU College Playoffs game. The Gators are up 6-0.
Posted by: Puddleglum, PENS WIN!! PENS WIN!! at June 13, 2016 10:58 PM (0JUUT)
*sips postum, nibbles at poached eggs*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 13, 2016 10:30 PM (jR7Wy)
Postum. Ewwwwww.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 13, 2016 10:58 PM (0mRoj)
Look! Over there! A squirrel!
Posted by: OregonMuse at June 13, 2016 10:58 PM (N97PS)
Despite the humorous take, I hope the gay community is listening, really listening, to him.
Posted by: Swift Kick Meet Hipster at June 13, 2016 10:58 PM (uaHyk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2016 10:58 PM (q7T0y)
Fuck those guys in particular.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 13, 2016 10:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 13, 2016 10:59 PM (McglG)
At least we didnt get some bullshit meme like I stand with her that they spun immediately after the Australian cafe terrorist attack. That meme came out immediately so you knew it was fake based on that alone.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 13, 2016 10:59 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: RetakingLiberty at June 13, 2016 10:59 PM (1GPgm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 13, 2016 10:59 PM (iQIUe)
And there's not any memory loss that I can detect, either.
Now, getting her home. I'm gonna be on pins and needles that I'll screw up and say the wrong thing, somehow.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 13, 2016 10:59 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Swift Kick Meet Hipster at June 13, 2016 10:58 PM (uaHyk)
His speech at UCF in Orlando tomorrow will be epic.
Posted by: OregonMuse at June 13, 2016 10:59 PM (N97PS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2016 11:00 PM (q7T0y)
The MSM has been in full cover mode on the Orlando story. I keep hearing, "gunman", "shooter", "radicalized", and "domestic". But, nary a word from them about international Islamic Jihad for the intent and purpose of establishing a global caliphate.
Posted by: willy at June 13, 2016 11:00 PM (Ffw22)
Nope... wanna see heads explode?
Say... OK... The RIGHT to bear arms is explicit in the Constitution, yet its OK to: Make you wait 2 weeks, get government approval, only be able to buy it at a Government licensed place, and allow States, Counties and Cities, to further limit that Right....
Now... as that is an EXPLICITLY stated Right... lets talk about a Court Manufactured Right, Abortion...
/Booooommmmmmmmm
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 13, 2016 11:00 PM (qf6WZ)
Whatever you do, don't mention the war!
Posted by: Basil Fawlty at June 13, 2016 11:00 PM (0mRoj)
And he had to make his visits really convincing!
Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2016 11:01 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Don't Tread On Chi at June 13, 2016 11:01 PM (ZhxNU)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 13, 2016 11:02 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: SarahW at June 13, 2016 11:03 PM (3fTXW)
And that goes double for you, Sue Ann! I mean it. Just stop.
Posted by: Lou Grant at June 13, 2016 11:03 PM (DW+jj)
Of course, their editorial page will also be all-confiscate-guns all the time for the next week at least.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2016 11:03 PM (q7T0y)
So, John Oliver is a supercilious fraud with a British accent and a face badly in need of a fist?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2016 11:03 PM (fOgSR)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 13, 2016 10:52 PM (MNgU2)
Unless you are a Cop.... or in Hollywood... or now are part of the Legislature...
/facepalm
Some Pigs are more equal, than others...
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 13, 2016 11:03 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2016 11:04 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2016 11:04 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 13, 2016 11:04 PM (McglG)
Okay, that's some quality journalism right there. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2016 11:05 PM (q7T0y)
in case there was any confusion.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 13, 2016 11:05 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 13, 2016 11:06 PM (DW+jj)
in case there was any confusion.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 13, 2016 11:05 PM (WTSFk)
That's OK.... I took at as you Love your George Foreman grill...
Which is a bit .... kinky.... but if you have an asbestos condom? more power to ya...
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 13, 2016 11:06 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Chupacabra
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We let the children think they're opinion mattered.
Then we let them vote, and even elected a number of.
Posted by: Don't Tread On Chi at June 13, 2016 11:06 PM (ZhxNU)
Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2016 11:09 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Roxy Raye at June 13, 2016 11:10 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Southern Poverty Law Center
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The SPLC:
Daughters of the Confederacy, who exchange chicken salad recipes and sip iced tea - Hate Group
La Raza - Just fine
CAIR - Just fine
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2016 11:10 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 13, 2016 11:10 PM (McglG)
Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2016 11:09 PM (qUNWi)
It'll be stone dead in a moment.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 13, 2016 11:10 PM (0mRoj)
What? DAMMIT! The Journal of American Greatness has breathed its last!
Posted by: iforgot at June 13, 2016 11:10 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2016 11:11 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2016 11:03 PM (fOgSR)<<<
Look, I already punched Piers Morgan. Somebody else can take care of this wanker.
Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at June 13, 2016 11:11 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Max Power at June 13, 2016 11:11 PM (q177U)
First Stat of Limitations has little to do with whether a debt is collectable, barring a handful of extinguishing states. It just removes garnishment, liens and judicial remedy from the possible courses of actions.
Second, there's more concern about licensing (depending on where hes located), document retention and HIPAA. Is Oliver really going to properly treat the records he received? my money is no.
And then there's the fact that if Oliver actually forgave the debt, the IRS classifies that as income for the recipients if over $600. So if Oliver forgave a 10K hospital bill, he is required to 1099C the "lucky" recipient, and they are required to claim it as income in the next year.
Posted by: HowardDevore at June 13, 2016 11:11 PM (nLYdI)
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*hurriedly calls the EPA in panic*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2016 11:12 PM (oFSUK)
Still, they're a bunch of aging boomer tantrum throwers who think they're still relevant. Also they love to beg for money.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2016 11:12 PM (q7T0y)
I don't know if you guys ever read this thing, but it was freaking great. They've taken down all their content. sad!
http://journalofamericangreatness.blogspot.com/
Don't even know why I'm providing the URL.
Posted by: iforgot at June 13, 2016 11:12 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Last at June 13, 2016 11:12 PM (8HiDF)
You clearly don't understand he was REALLY GAY
Posted by: RetakingLiberty at June 13, 2016 11:13 PM (1GPgm)
99 Always remember. Always do butt stuff for good, never evil.
Posted by: Roxy Raye at June 13, 2016 11:10 PM (DW+jj)
I'll take Hidden Meaning of Google's "Don't Be Evil" Slogan" for $300, Alex
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2016 11:13 PM (fOgSR)
Which is a bit .... kinky.... but if you have an asbestos condom? more power to ya...
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 13, 2016 11:06 PM (qf6WZ)<<<
That's disgusting, you freak.
Anyone want some bacon?
Posted by: Toaster Fucker at June 13, 2016 11:13 PM (H9MG5)
I know they say people would hit the interestate and go all the way to Columbia to avoid being seen there. The less affluent would just hit the rest areas on the interstate.
One was a pastor. I remember that well. He got busted in one of those "wide stance" stings....
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 13, 2016 11:13 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Megan at June 13, 2016 11:14 PM (McglG)
Posted by: Max Power at June 13, 2016 11:11 PM (q177U)
I know I'll burn in hell for it, but all I can think of is a bear whispering in his ear "you're not really here for hunting, are you."
Posted by: BurtTC at June 13, 2016 11:14 PM (Dj0WE)
How did we get to this stupid place?"
Strange adult men can shower with teen girls now, and if you don't like it: hate. So repressed Muslim gay > than jihadi fits perfectly with the spirit of the age.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 13, 2016 11:15 PM (ItPqG)
112 >>How can you be a "regular" at a club 120 miles away? That's a 240 mile round trip! That makes no sense.
Road trip to mourn regularly at the graveside of his long dead true love, Fawn Lipshitz.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2016 11:15 PM (fOgSR)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 13, 2016 11:13 PM (DW+jj)
That's not what kneeling at the altar is supposed to mean...
Posted by: Insomniac at June 13, 2016 11:16 PM (0mRoj)
Heavy barrels. That's one of the biggies I hated about the AWB.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 13, 2016 11:10 PM (McglG)
??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnugxypE4Pc
Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2016 11:16 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2016 11:16 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 13, 2016 11:16 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: iforgot at June 13, 2016 11:17 PM (5o5ek)
I don't know if you guys ever read this thing, but it was freaking great. They've taken down all their content. sad!
http://journalofamericangreatness.blogspot.com/
Don't even know why I'm providing the URL.
Posted by: iforgot at June 13, 2016 11:12 PM (5o5ek)
So that folks can use the Wayback Machine?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2016 11:17 PM (EzgxV)
Except I noted that he was doing what conservatives always say: private charity over government law and coercion. He was paying out of his own money; good for him. He wasn't having else pay out of their money instead.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 13, 2016 11:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Roxy Raye at June 13, 2016 11:18 PM (DW+jj)
123 Fun fact: George Foreman named his kids, all boys. George Foreman II. Through X. He had a lot of kids.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 13, 2016 11:16 PM (6Ll1u)
True fact: George Foreman XX gave in to the strong subliminal message and finally transitioned to "Georgina".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2016 11:19 PM (fOgSR)
I know I'll burn in hell for it, but all I can think of is a bear whispering in his ear "you're not really here for hunting, are you."
Exact same thing occurred to me. Usually I reject the "homophobic because you're secretly gay" full retard line but... kinda looks that way to me here.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 13, 2016 11:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 13, 2016 10:45 PM (iQIUe)
And why would law enforcement do that, if it goes against The Narrative?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2016 11:20 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2016 11:20 PM (oFSUK)
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So he says he's a grill and not a boy?
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2016 11:21 PM (PLnZs)
This is almost ballet-like in its...
Oh, who am I kidding? The guy is drunk as shit.
Watch the whole thing. Charlie Chaplin himself couldn't have done this any better.
Posted by: rickl at June 13, 2016 11:21 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Land of Confusion at June 13, 2016 11:21 PM (9mAZH)
Also, the identity of singer Grimmie's shooter.
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 13, 2016 11:21 PM (khWYc)
Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2016 11:23 PM (qUNWi)
the leftist media and their allies have all jumped in on bringing back their beloved 1994 Assault Weapons ban and banning the evil AR-15 rifle.
Hey pal, how about a little credit here? We voted for it too.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Violent_Crime_Control_and_Law_Enforcement_Act
Posted by: The GOPe - We're Helping!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 13, 2016 11:23 PM (kdS6q)
Which is why 49 people we not killed in Tel Aviv
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2016 11:23 PM (Ozsfq)
https://youtu.be/-s_40rM_L0s
Posted by: Megan at June 13, 2016 11:24 PM (McglG)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 13, 2016 11:24 PM (3myMJ)
134 Re: the marriage chart: What does "pleasing disposition" mean?
I find our sexual relations to be more pleasing in disposition?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2016 11:24 PM (fOgSR)
So, she's a whore. But she's my whore now! And from now on, she'll be totes faithful, honest!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 13, 2016 11:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2016 11:25 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: gm at June 13, 2016 11:25 PM (e3as+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2016 11:25 PM (oFSUK)
http://journalofamericangreatness.blogspot.com"
Maybe they relocated at journalofamericanfreakinggreatness.blogspot.com?
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at June 13, 2016 11:25 PM (AoL5p)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2016 11:26 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 13, 2016 11:06 PM (qf6WZ)
An asbestos condom? Of course! Why didn't I think of that before?
Posted by: The Human Torch at June 13, 2016 11:26 PM (7qAYi)
Since hospitals won't tell anyone what procedures actually cost, it's hard to tell how much.
They will charge different amounts depending on if you're paying cash or credit, or if you have insurance, who your insurance company is (some companies have locked in deals on the amounts for procedures and drugs and the room).
Hospital care (including surgical and ER and ICU) is the only industry that you can't get a flat estimate of costs up front.
They have to know your financial circumstances and how you'll pay before they will tell you how much it will be.
One of the reasons why the push for gov't medical care is because of this but they still get away with not telling the anyone how much something will cost. It's worse than the funeral industry used to be and it needs the same laws applied to it.
Then maybe the costs could come down and people could shop for a better deal. Which, of course, is one reason why the hospitals do things that way. And also they could standardize their billing and their procedures which is not the case these days even with medicare and ACA.
Hospitals share the blame for the problems with medical care. And the Gov't interference.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 13, 2016 11:26 PM (ECJ+C)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 13, 2016 11:26 PM (McglG)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 13, 2016 11:27 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: gm
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That was my guess, but it also looks like the lower rifle may be wearing a bayonet lug.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2016 11:27 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2016 11:27 PM (fOgSR)
I saw it mentioned on facebook today. with graphics and everything.
One post had the caption: The problem at Pulse wasn't the one guy with a gun.
It was the 103 who were without.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 13, 2016 11:28 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 13, 2016 11:28 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Land of Confusion at June 13, 2016 11:21 PM
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Cheerfulness, as opposed to grumpiness, bitchiness.
Attitude more positive than negative.
Smiles more than frowns.
Burps more than growls.
Wags tail when scratched behind the ears.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 13, 2016 11:29 PM (T/5A0)
Pierced Organ (Piers Morgan), writing at Daily Mail, calls for a No Buy List here, showing once again how good it was that he moved his worthless commie ass back to Britain.
I still peruse DM though as they cover a lot of US news that our own worthless media can't get around to.
PS My mom has a Round To It, a ceramic disc with those words on it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 13, 2016 11:29 PM (gyKtp)
Now she should go after JV for malicious and vexatious litigation.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2016 11:29 PM (q7T0y)
Well well well. Hillary says to build a wall ("physical barriers," because never use one syllable where six will do). Also, no sanctuary cities. Bookmark and show to you lefty friends:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezaw-g6TIQI
Posted by: iforgot at June 13, 2016 11:29 PM (5o5ek)
And once they develop the artificial womb, all bets will be off.
Some of you all will get to listen to the whining by feminists then.
Men will be doing it for themselves. In all ways.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 13, 2016 11:30 PM (ECJ+C)
Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2016 11:30 PM (qUNWi)
This is almost ballet-like in its...
Oh, who am I kidding? The guy is drunk as shit.
Watch the whole thing. Charlie Chaplin himself couldn't have done this any better.
Posted by: rickl at June 13, 2016 11:21 PM (sdi6R)
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I've seen that tape on a brit comedy show. They play this song called Trouble to it. I cant find it on youtube, unfortunately.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 13, 2016 11:30 PM (iQIUe)
Reddit banning (snickers)
Muzzle brake - flash suppressor - what did I win?
ACLU revealed
Obama always does the opposite of what he says, so if the news reports Obama is giving up on closing Gitmo, it means he will let everyone go and leave the place standing empty and abandon.
Posted by: Timmy Van de Graphen at June 13, 2016 11:30 PM (2JpWA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 13, 2016 11:30 PM (IqV8l)
Well well well. Hillary says to build a wall ("physical barriers," because never use one syllable where six will do). Also, no sanctuary cities. Bookmark and show to you lefty friends:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezaw-g6TIQI
Posted by: iforgot at June 13, 2016 11:29 PM (5o5ek)
I.e., she's very worried about Trump
Posted by: Josephistan at June 13, 2016 11:30 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 13, 2016 11:31 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 13, 2016 11:31 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 13, 2016 11:31 PM (McglG)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 13, 2016 11:31 PM (McglG)
Maybe they relocated at journalofamericanfreakinggreatness.blogspot.com?
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at June 13, 2016 11:25 PM (AoL5p)
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You are NOT gonna make me look.
Posted by: iforgot at June 13, 2016 11:31 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 13, 2016 11:31 PM (T/cxb)
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Here it is:
https://goo.gl/hlvSfE
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 13, 2016 11:32 PM (iQIUe)
Now she should go after JV for malicious and vexatious litigation.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2016 11:29 PM (q7T0y)
An appeal court tossed out the original verdict. Now it's back to Square One with a new trial, presumably.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2016 11:32 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 13, 2016 11:33 PM (McglG)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 13, 2016 11:33 PM (39g3+)
So that folks can use the Wayback Machine?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2016 11:17 PM (EzgxV)
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(weakly) yes. Or perhaps I wished to stretch my hand longingly over the ashes, nothing more, nothing more.
Posted by: iforgot at June 13, 2016 11:33 PM (5o5ek)
Drudge: A former classmate of Omar Mateens 2006 police academy class said he believed Mateen was gay, saying Mateen once asked him out.
The classmate said that he, Mateen and other classmates would hang out, sometimes going to gay nightclubs, after classes at the Indian River Community College police academy. He said Mateen asked him out romantically.
Romantically, but not in a gay way or nothing.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 13, 2016 11:34 PM (kdS6q)
Sounding more and more like this muzzle was gay...now that's gonna fuck with the left's narrative a bit ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2016 11:26 PM (Ozsfq)
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More likely it's going to fuck with the Muslims' narrative a bit.
Posted by: iforgot at June 13, 2016 11:34 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: CMU VET at June 13, 2016 11:34 PM (ejB0r)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 13, 2016 11:34 PM (McglG)
Wearing one of those Dusters?
If they're going to have a Gun Free Zone, then why didn't they pay for a metal detector?
Oh wait, all the piercings would set it off all the time.
Any place with a Gun Free policy should be boycotted.
The people that should've had a gun obeyed the sign and didn't bring one in.
IT'S ALWAYS THE CRIMINALS WHO VIOLATE THE LAW.
It's that fcuking simple folks.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 13, 2016 11:34 PM (ECJ+C)
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Here it is:
https://goo.gl/hlvSfE
The grabbing the bowl bit at the end is a thing of beauty.
lol
Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2016 11:34 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 13, 2016 11:35 PM (DW+jj)
He shot his way into the club.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 13, 2016 11:35 PM (MNgU2)
THIS^
Posted by: Max Power at June 13, 2016 11:36 PM (q177U)
It's that fcuking simple folks.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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H8tr.
Posted by: Shadowy 'immigrants' at June 13, 2016 11:36 PM (oFSUK)
I.e., she's very worried about Trump
Posted by: Josephistan at June 13, 2016 11:30 PM (7qAYi)
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Radical Islam!
(runs away)
(peeks around corner to see if supporters are still there)
Posted by: Hillary! at June 13, 2016 11:37 PM (5o5ek)
It's the opposite of an unpleasing disposition.
Who wants to kiss the lips at night
that chew your ass all day long?
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 13, 2016 11:37 PM (khWYc)
Posted by: Josephistan at June 13, 2016 11:37 PM (7qAYi)
THIS^
Posted by: Max Power
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I'm evolving on various issues.
Posted by: Barky at June 13, 2016 11:38 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 13, 2016 11:38 PM (39g3+)
https://youtu.be/-s_40rM_L0s
Posted by: Megan at June 13, 2016 11:24 PM (McglG)
Excellent! I see someone has been there before me with the Charlie Chaplin reference.
Posted by: rickl at June 13, 2016 11:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 13, 2016 11:39 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2016 11:39 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 13, 2016 11:39 PM (khWYc)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 13, 2016 11:39 PM (McglG)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 13, 2016 11:39 PM (gyKtp)
So, she's a whore. But she's my whore now! And from now on, she'll be totes faithful, honest!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 13, 2016 11:24 PM
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They may not know what it means. That is, they may be confining its meaning strictly to virginity, as if there is no difference between a woman who has had 1 or 2 partners and one who has had 543.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 13, 2016 11:40 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 13, 2016 11:38 PM (39g3+)
He can NOT close Gitmo...all he can do is empty the prison that is based there.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2016 11:40 PM (Ozsfq)
https://goo.gl/hlvSfE
The grabbing the bowl bit at the end is a thing of beauty.
lol
Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2016 11:34 PM (qUNWi)
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GOL
Posted by: Hillary! at June 13, 2016 11:41 PM (5o5ek)
Didn't know Paris got hit again today too.
The police commander was stabbed to death outside his home in Magnanville, about 35 miles (55 kilometers) west of Paris, interior minister spokesman Pierre-Henry Brandet told reporters at the scene. The attacker then retreated indoors before elite police commandos stormed the residence. The woman and the attacker were found dead; a little boy was found safe and sound.
tracked him down at his house
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 13, 2016 11:41 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 13, 2016 11:41 PM (McglG)
He can NOT close Gitmo...all he can do is empty the prison that is based there.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2016 11:40 PM (Ozsfq)
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But he'll happily settle for emptying the prison.
Posted by: Hillary! at June 13, 2016 11:42 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 13, 2016 11:41 PM (McglG)
And even the ban on larger magazines is FUBAR since there are so many already in circulation
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2016 11:42 PM (Ozsfq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2016 11:43 PM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 13, 2016 11:43 PM (khWYc)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 13, 2016 11:41 PM (McglG)
That's what i thought. Thanks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2016 11:44 PM (Ozsfq)
Nonsensical sock, how long was it on?
Posted by: iforgot at June 13, 2016 11:44 PM (5o5ek)
**********
Wrong. The "freedom of speech" predates the Constitution, which refers to it. IT limits your ability to sue people for saying things you don't like.
The "Congress shall make no laws" in the 1st was put there so that the federal government didn't muck around with an established right.
Posted by: Noam Sayen at June 13, 2016 11:44 PM (bIhmV)
Regarding Mateen's "uncooperative" wife: waterboard the scrunt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2016 11:43 PM (GSdpU)
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Trump said today he'd give law enforcement "all the tools" they need to do their job in the fight against radical Islam.
Posted by: iforgot at June 13, 2016 11:45 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at June 13, 2016 11:30 PM (ECJ+C)
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But fish will still need bicycles!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 13, 2016 11:45 PM (T/5A0)
Yes.
New Jersey was an exception in that not only was there a capacity limit of 10, mags weren't grandfathered. And by the law you couldn't destroy them, nor was there an amnesty for turning them in.
Stupid state is stupid. I think this still applies there, but I'd have to let CBD or someone speak on that.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 13, 2016 11:45 PM (McglG)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 13, 2016 11:39 PM (gyKtp)
He probably knew he'd have been hit by 30 or 40 sideways bullets.
(denounces self)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2016 11:46 PM (GSdpU)
Stupid state is stupid. I think this still applies there, but I'd have to let CBD or someone speak on that.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 13, 2016 11:45 PM (McglG)
Here in NJ the max mag capacity is 15.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2016 11:47 PM (Ozsfq)
police commandos stormed the residence. The woman and the attacker were
found dead; a little boy was found safe and sound.
tracked him down at his house
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at
It was a hostage situation, it's their new game plan. Tear it up, take hostages, be martyred by the police.
More press.
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 13, 2016 11:47 PM (khWYc)
Does anyone get the feeling that Obama knows that we know that his relevance is fading fast? Not just his presidency, but his relevance. I don't think he wants to make one God damned speech praising Hillary, but he will bitch his face off about Trump like a discontented invalid. I estimate he's getting high every day.
Posted by: iforgot at June 13, 2016 11:48 PM (5o5ek)
Although I do have twinges of fear that this modern shit show of absurdity has unleashed some fascist tendencies in me, I'm having fantasies.
You know, some lefty ACLU types having some hissy fit and coming in and saying, "it's a declared war, your ass in mine."
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 13, 2016 11:48 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Eromero at June 13, 2016 11:49 PM (zLDYs)
Univision reporters contaminate the unsealed home of Orlando shooter, Mateen.
Univision News visited Mateen's unoccupied house on Monday, the morning after it was swept by the FBI for evidence related to the attack on the Orlando gay club, Pulse. The apartment was unlocked and had not been sealed off by yellow crime scene tape.
On the living room table, there was a document listing the objects removed by investigators: 9mm cartridges, an iPad mini, a Samsung phone, a Dell computer, a CD labelled with Mateen's name.
http://www.univision.com/noticias/
FBI - WTF!?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 13, 2016 11:50 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 13, 2016 11:50 PM (khWYc)
New Jersey was an exception in that not only was there a capacity limit
of 10, mags weren't grandfathered. And by the law you couldn't destroy
them, nor was there an amnesty for turning them in.
Stupid state is stupid. I think this still applies there, but I'd have to let CBD or someone speak on that.
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 13, 2016 11:45 PM (McglG)
Here in NJ the max mag capacity is 15.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2016 11:47 PM (Ozsfq)
So, if you were moving someplace (like, say, Kalifornia) where the maximum capacity is 10, is there some guy at the border who can make the adjustment?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2016 11:50 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Puddleglum, PENS WIN!! PENS WIN!! at June 13, 2016 11:51 PM (0JUUT)
He was a member of multiple gay chat apps.
So, nothing to do with gay.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 13, 2016 11:52 PM (3myMJ)
Although I do have twinges of fear that this modern shit show of absurdity has unleashed some fascist tendencies in me, I'm having fantasies.
You know, some lefty ACLU types having some hissy fit and coming in and saying, "it's a declared war, your ass in mine."
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 13, 2016 11:48 PM (DW+jj)
Know what else a declared war against "radical islam" would do? Make it legal, under the Geneva Conventions, to intern any muslims who might be suspected of being fundamentalists.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2016 11:52 PM (GSdpU)
Univision reporters contaminate the unsealed home of Orlando shooter, Mateen.
Didn't something similar happen in San Bernardino?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 13, 2016 11:52 PM (IqV8l)
Item 2 -- In south MS, Uber is recruiting drivers currently.
Something tells me this rule won't be scrupulously followed here.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 13, 2016 11:52 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Puddleglum, PENS WIN!! PENS WIN!! at June 13, 2016 11:53 PM (0JUUT)
Posted by: Chupacabra at June 13, 2016 11:53 PM (McglG)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2016 11:50 PM (EzgxV)
If I move it ain't gonna be to CA. Not that it is not beautiful but I have had enough of Blue States!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2016 11:53 PM (Ozsfq)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/742406167956213760
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/742406341646520320
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/742406522194518016
Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2016 11:53 PM (W7dIC)
he attacker then retreated indoors before elite
police commandos stormed the residence. The woman and the attacker were
found dead; a little boy was found safe and sound.
tracked him down at his house
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at
It was a hostage situation, it's their new game plan. Tear it up, take hostages, be martyred by the police.
More press.
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 13, 2016 11:47 PM (khWYc)
The New American Paradigm needs to be a lot more like Gellar's cartoon event -- guy starts making a move to shoot his way into an event, is met with overwhelming firepower.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2016 11:53 PM (EzgxV)
It's also on the front page of the Daily Mail.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 13, 2016 11:54 PM (c4yY7)
President Publius would also likely make Bill Clinton look like a piker in the, well you know. He wouldn't be married, but damn, it would be something. "Ooooooh, Mr. Pwesident...."
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 13, 2016 11:54 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 13, 2016 11:54 PM (MNgU2)
http://www.univision.com/noticias/
FBI - WTF!?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 13, 2016 11:50 PM (kdS6q)
This is becoming a habit for the FBI. Almost like they were being told to do it, so as to screw up any possibility of prosecuting confederates.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2016 11:55 PM (GSdpU)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/742406735864958976
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/742406926567374848
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/742407136588791808
Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2016 11:55 PM (W7dIC)
The univision article with pics inside.
https://tinyurl.com/j4zkdm3
Looks like the Mrs had an appointment with WIC. Your tax dollars at work.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 13, 2016 11:55 PM (kdS6q)
Mateen had been going to Pulse for 3 years.
He was a member of multiple gay chat apps.
So, nothing to do with gay.
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 13, 2016 11:52 PM (3myMJ)
Heh. Remember that his dad was saying, "he saw some dudes kissing and got all upset" -- I guess he was jealous.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2016 11:56 PM (EzgxV)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/742407323788906496
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/742407516949250048
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/742407693864980481
Posted by: kbdabear at June 13, 2016 11:56 PM (W7dIC)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 13, 2016 11:57 PM (DW+jj)
It's also on the front page of the Daily Mail.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 13, 2016 11:54 PM (c4yY7)
Same thing happened at the home of the San Bernardino shooters.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 13, 2016 11:57 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Loretta Weinburg at June 13, 2016 11:58 PM (PhpHA)
And there will be time for the news media to get satellite trucks on scene so the blood sucking vampires can get face time in front of the camera while all the drama of a hostage rescue is ongoing. The news media will get higher ratings as more people tune in to the drama, and the networks will be able to charge higher advertising rates.
The news media is going to be profitable again if they can get one of these mass murder/hostage dramas every other week or so, until the election.
Law enforcement gets overtime standing around while the hostage negotiator negotiates. Politicians can get on camera to get their talking points out and explain why taxes have to go higher, and why more regulations are needed to keep us all safe. Expert pundits will have something to pundit about.
Everybody wins.
Of course, two or three good guys, with guys, inside, could end it thirty seconds after the first gunshot and all that would be left would be hours and hours of paperwork, and who wants that?
Posted by: Timmy Van de Graphen at June 13, 2016 11:58 PM (2JpWA)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 13, 2016 11:59 PM (DW+jj)
Reagan signed a letter to Congress in 1994 in support of the AWB. I am
given him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he was 'assisted' in
that decision as he wasn't himself.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at June 13, 2016 11:54 PM (MNgU2)
Didn't know Ronaldus Maximus was such a funk fan -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmfLQaWbwfY
Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2016 11:59 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Puddleglum, PENS WIN!! PENS WIN!! at June 13, 2016 11:51 PM (0JUUT)
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It's a barrel of fun.
Always room for upsets.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2016 12:01 AM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Omar Mateen at June 14, 2016 12:02 AM (sl+zA)
He also wasn't a REAL gay man
Posted by: McCool at June 14, 2016 12:03 AM (PhpHA)
It's also on the front page of the Daily Mail.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 13, 2016 11:54 PM (c4yY7)
Same thing happened at the home of the San Bernardino shooters.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 13, 2016 11:57 PM (gyKtp)
I kind of want the wife to sue the shit out of the owner of the condo so this crap stops
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 14, 2016 12:03 AM (c4yY7)
Posted by: goatweed at June 14, 2016 12:04 AM (CBcnm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 12:05 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 14, 2016 12:05 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2016 12:05 AM (PLnZs)
232 I am betting that they paid off the Owner, it was a rental.
It's also on the front page of the Daily Mail.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 13, 2016 11:54 PM (c4yY7)
Same thing happened at the home of the San Bernardino shooters.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 13, 2016 11:57 PM (gyKtp)
I kind of want the wife to sue the shit out of the owner of the condo so this crap stops
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 14, 2016 12:03 AM (c4yY7)
The wife is a beneficiary. Anything that muddies the evidence keeps her neck farther from the noose (even if she's innocent).
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 12:05 AM (EzgxV)
RE: Don Lemon...an acquiantance on my FB page -- who I thought was reasonably intelligent -- is convinced the entire Orlando attack is a false flag set up by the Trump campaign to help him get elected.
Moonbats....moonbats everywhere. [/Buzz Lightyear]
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 14, 2016 12:06 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 14, 2016 12:06 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 14, 2016 12:06 AM (T/cxb)
http://goo.gl/EpDetd
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Twitter banned! Since we were doing it for years after 911, I see nothing wrong with it.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 14, 2016 12:07 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at June 13, 2016 11:52 PM (3myMJ)
Heh. Remember that his dad was saying, "he saw some dudes kissing and got all upset" -- I guess he was jealous.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 13, 2016 11:56 PM (EzgxV)
Bipolar gay muslim. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 12:07 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: eleven at June 14, 2016 12:08 AM (qUNWi)
Fuck you, Omar. Explain that shit to allah.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2016 12:09 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Donna &&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at June 14, 2016 12:09 AM (P8951)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 12:05 AM (EzgxV)
I am also thinking of the 3 year old son who had nothing to do with this and his image is blasted all over the world.
The press are vultures.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 14, 2016 12:10 AM (c4yY7)
Posted by: Sandy Vag at June 14, 2016 12:10 AM (g9d8D)
Hola, Horde!
RE: Don Lemon...an acquiantance on my FB page -- who I thought was
reasonably intelligent -- is convinced the entire Orlando attack is a
false flag set up by the Trump campaign to help him get elected.
Moonbats....moonbats everywhere. [/Buzz Lightyear]
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 14, 2016 12:06 AM (rJUlF)
Considering that Trump today said, "Hillary's hell-bent on importing radical islamic terrorists of the type that enslave women and kill gays." -- I can see why Dem surrogates might be a little panicky.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 12:10 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 14, 2016 12:06 AM (T/cxb)
No. I guess I should. But I've been meaning to get the grill converted to natural gas, and putting in an outside gas line with a quick-connect coupler.
I have a big manifold tank off an RV, with some residual pressure in it. Would probably run the grill for several hours. But I'd have to run hoses, and dick around with the regulator. So my pork tenderloin is in the frying pan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 12:11 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: George Tirebiter at June 14, 2016 12:13 AM (/zyrl)
The press are vultures.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 14, 2016 12:10 AM (c4yY7)
Kid is three years old. By the time he's old enough to care about it, this will be ancient history.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 12:13 AM (GSdpU)
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Yeah, like banning that black muzzle shroud thing their women are forced to wear.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2016 12:14 AM (PLnZs)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2016 12:15 AM (PLnZs)
given him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he was 'assisted' in
that decision as he wasn't himself.
IIRC, less than a year before he announced Alzheimer's. Nancy helped him I think.
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 14, 2016 12:15 AM (khWYc)
Posted by: George Tirebiter at June 14, 2016 12:16 AM (/zyrl)
Oy, I won't sleep tonight over this. Now where's my hankie? I need to twist it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2016 12:16 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken (Assault Commenter) at June 14, 2016 12:16 AM (IKsp1)
At least you have a workable backup plan.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 14, 2016 12:17 AM (T/cxb)
Problem with childhood friend's story is timeline. 9/11 happened 15 years ago, when Mateen was 14, putting him in junior high, not HS. The more the guy talked, the more 'embellished" the story became of what Mateen said and did.
We have shell shocked witnesses who claim Mateen was a frequent patron of the gay bar, located 125 miles away from his home.
Tonight we have another person claiming that Mateen was gay and asked this other guy out, they frequented gay bars, etc.
I'm not buying anything these supposed friends and witnesses are saying. A lot of people want their 15 minutes of fame, and I'm finding it hard to believe most of what is being said by these people coming out of the woodwork.
He was a regular worshiper at his local mosque, confirmed today by members and the Imam. He was turned into the FBI when the FBI interviewed mosque members about the Syrian car bomber who was also a member. The members of the mosque told the FBI that Mateen was studying the videos of the American Cleric who is wanted in Iraq by the CIA and they were concerned he was being radicalized.
That is how the FBI found out about the association between Mateen and Syrian guy. Also that Mateen had not had contact with him other than at the mosque.
The gay community wants desperately to believe that this was the act of a lone nut influenced by the haters here in America, that he was a confused gay, etc. They don't want to believe there is an entire religious community whose doctrine dictates that any non repentent gay should have "Allah rain down fire on them" as Mark Levin read out of the Koran, naming chapter and verse this evening.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 14, 2016 12:17 AM (V+oVw)
Better to be safe than sorry.
Posted by: Timmy Van de Graphen at June 14, 2016 12:18 AM (2JpWA)
That's a bit late to declare his support of the Average White Band.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at June 14, 2016 12:19 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: YatYas at June 13, 2016 10:47 PM (5v4w4)
A ruse. How clever. He was really a Presbyterian but pledged loyalty to ISIS just to trick us
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 13, 2016 10:52 PM (45oDG)
Yeah and even though he said his name was Abdul Mohammed Abdul or whatever, his real name was Cletus Buckner from Mississippi.
Don Lemon and fellow scum can go fuck themselves.
Posted by: Blano at June 14, 2016 12:20 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Blano at June 14, 2016 12:20 AM (lbcdD)
I believe Mr.Lemon is gay, correct?
Posted by: Jen the original at June 14, 2016 12:22 AM (V+oVw)
Case closed.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 13, 2016 10:54 PM (ItPqG)
First there was the white Hispanic.
Then there was the white black.
Now we have the Christian Muslim.
Got it.
Posted by: Blano at June 14, 2016 12:22 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Funk Nazi at June 14, 2016 12:22 AM (qUNWi)
Someone said that watching Anwar Algoatfucker videos was a YUGE predictor of impending jihad.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 14, 2016 12:23 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2016 12:23 AM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2016 12:24 AM (sl+zA)
Problem with childhood friend's story is timeline. 9/11 happened 15 years ago, when Mateen was 14, putting him in junior high, not HS. The more the guy talked, the more 'embellished" the story became of what Mateen said and did.
This is scarcely uncommon behavior amongst muslims. There were muslim celebrations of 9/11 all over the world. Mostly suppressed by the media, of course.
And junior high is "high school" to most folks who are well beyond it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 12:24 AM (GSdpU)
In Cashtown PA there is an old building called the Cashtown Inn. Built in 1812. It's a Bed and Breakfast/restaurant now. A large portion of the Southern Army of Hospitality marched past this place on the way to Gettysburg. Was used as a command base and a hospital by the South. More Southerner's crossed it's threshold than any building North of Richmond. All kinds of antiques and paintings from the era are on display.
So any way to make a long story short (to late I know), I went on a date there. Keep in mind I have not been out on a date in a year and a half. We were the only ones there the whole time. Probably the most romantic date I have ever been on. It was Epic. Even went to Gettysburg for a Guiness afterwards.
So awesome so far. But then,
She is going into the peace corpse in October and just wants to be friends before she leaves. No blame, I would do the same thing...if I was still a liberal hippy...
Posted by: prophet at June 14, 2016 12:25 AM (KIJKy)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 14, 2016 12:22 AM (V+oVw)
Belongs to the Lemon party.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 12:26 AM (GSdpU)
-Cast Iron Skillets...
I'd left my skillet with residue for over a week. ...I was lazy.
I poured vegetable oil in it to clean the bits off of the bottom. (NEVER clean your skillet in water... duh.)
I had an electric stove on seven for over an hour, scraped it with a metal spatula and there were still burned-on bits.
...so I turned it up to eight.
I left the stove for under two minutes and when I got back, there was a glow.
The vegetable oil had caught fire, right under the microwave, and I had to "calmly" grab a pan lid and cover the minor disaster.
Note: Even an electric stove can catch you off-guard with oil when high heat is applied. I only went out to open the garage door, so as to let the smoke depart.
The oil had been bubbling for under a minute when I opened a window and went to open the garage door.
The good news is I knew what to do and the fire didn't damage the microwave.
The bad news is I lost a one-dollar pan handle cover, which was on fire as well.
*whew!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 14, 2016 12:27 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: sexypig at June 14, 2016 12:29 AM (dZQh7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 14, 2016 12:30 AM (OQ9R7)
doctrine dictates that any non repentent gay should have 'Allah rain
down fire on them' as Mark Levin read out of the Koran, naming chapter
and verse this evening."
Wait, what? Any non-repentant gay?
Repentance is not prominently featured within Islam.
Christian fundamentalists say "You're gay? You must repent of it! Accept Jesus!"
Muslim fundamentalists say "You're gay? You must be killed immediately!"
Posted by: torquewrench at June 14, 2016 12:30 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 14, 2016 12:31 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: sexypig at June 14, 2016 12:29 AM (dZQh7)
And apparently get security clearance, and two wives.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 14, 2016 12:31 AM (V+oVw)
Also to extinguish a fire if a cover isn't nearby.
Posted by: Don't Tread On Chi at June 14, 2016 12:31 AM (ZhxNU)
We're Everywhere. We know Everything. We decide your fate sitting at extremely long tables. We are a month ahead of schedule and it isn't even July yet. That distraction that keeps you from knowing the real reason why things are happening, is actually a reason that is a distraction. Cubed. We've incepted people so far it makes FSB agents look like the Truman Show.
When Alex Jones was asked what historical events were not false flag operations, he cradled his head in his hands and said "I don't know, I just don't know. Maybe ... Napoleon? Maybe that one just kind of happened on it's own."
Posted by: False Flag Operation at June 14, 2016 12:31 AM (VdICR)
The good news is I knew what to do and the fire didn't damage the microwave.
The bad news is I lost a one-dollar pan handle cover, which was on fire as well.
*whew!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 14, 2016 12:27 AM (OQ9R7)
Sandblaster, FTW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 12:31 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2016 12:32 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2016 12:32 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Land of Confusion at June 13, 2016 11:21 PM (9mAZH)
7-figure bank account.
Posted by: Blano at June 14, 2016 12:33 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: sexypig at June 14, 2016 12:29 AM (dZQh7)
Wouldn't surprise me one bit to learn that was the rule, rather than the exception.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 12:34 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Saudi Arabia at June 14, 2016 12:34 AM (sl+zA)
They're repressed everydamnthing.
Posted by: Funk Nazi at June 14, 2016 12:35 AM (qUNWi)
We should send undercover agents to teach them how to do it with a plugged-in toaster.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2016 12:35 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: torquewrench at June 14, 2016 12:30 AM (noWW6)
Levin tonight read a verse out of the Koran that said that if two men lie with each other and are then repentant, they are to be left alone.
Then the Koran continues with the non repentant, allah will send a smod or a good muslim with a carbine.
I guess every time a six year old boy is raped in Afghanistan, the Muslim is repentant......
Posted by: Jen the original at June 14, 2016 12:35 AM (V+oVw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Those guys always look like S&M types to me. Balaclavas, black pajamas...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2016 12:35 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: eleven at June 14, 2016 12:35 AM (qUNWi)
"when Mateen was 14, putting him in junior high, not HS."
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Most HS freshmen are 14 so that detail is not a problem.
But I agree that all of these anecdotes need to be taken with a grain of salt. We'll see.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2016 12:37 AM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Jen the original
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And a goat gets its wings!
Posted by: Mohammed at June 14, 2016 12:37 AM (yddCj)
So, the sexual urges started coming out in some seriously FUBAR'd ways.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 14, 2016 12:38 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Head Compassionately Tilted at June 14, 2016 12:38 AM (/6DYa)
Wasn't there a case a few years back about a Jihadi enticing gay men to meet up with him so that said Jihadi could attack them?
I don't know if the Orlando terrorist was a closet-gay or just being through with his scouting.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2016 12:38 AM (wQWv4)
Well sheeiit, I can share what I learned during *my* time with the CIA too. What I learned was that XXXX XX X XXXXX XXXXXXX XXX XXXXXX XXX XXXX...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2016 12:39 AM (q7T0y)
Then, when their followers actually went out and sacrificed some human to their god, the Progs would claim it was because they were "radicalized" by the hostility of average Americans against the human-sacrifice religion and say that the worst possible outcome of such an event would be a backlash against the human-sacrifice religion.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at June 14, 2016 12:39 AM (X4FeV)
1. Mutual Attraction | 1. Free of Guinea Worms
...
Posted by: Serious Cat at June 14, 2016 12:40 AM (ADIwO)
Public Service Announcement:
-Cast Iron Skillets...
I'd left my skillet with residue for over a week. ...I was lazy.
I poured vegetable oil in it to clean the bits off of the bottom. (NEVER clean your skillet in water... duh.)
I had an electric stove on seven for over an hour, scraped it with a metal spatula and there were still burned-on bits.
...so I turned it up to eight.
I left the stove for under two minutes and when I got back, there was a glow.
The vegetable oil had caught fire, right under the microwave, and I had to "calmly" grab a pan lid and cover the minor disaster.
Note: Even an electric stove can catch you off-guard with
oil when high heat is applied. I only went out to open the garage door,
so as to let the smoke depart.
The oil had been bubbling for under a minute when I opened a window and went to open the garage door.
The good news is I knew what to do and the fire didn't damage the microwave.
The bad news is I lost a one-dollar pan handle cover, which was on fire as well.
*whew!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 14, 2016 12:27 AM (OQ9R7)
Glad it was nothing more, grease fires can be scary stuff -- and many people DON'T know what you can and cannot do with them. [I was fortunate enough to have a junior high school science teacher who did demos -- including a grease fire in a crucible and an eyedropper with water.] And, then, there was the time that my family was visiting my grandparents, there was a skillet fire licking the kitchen cabinets, and my dad through the skillet out the door onto the sidewalk....it wasn't the worst idea, but if someone had been walking by it could have turned out badly.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 12:41 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: False Flag Operation at June 14, 2016 12:31 AM (VdICR)
I thought about listening to his show just for the LOL
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 14, 2016 12:41 AM (c4yY7)
"IIRC, less than a year before he announced Alzheimer's."
Reagan was deposed in connection with the Iran-Contra affair after leaving the Presidency, but well before 1994. He was shown a photograph at one point during that proceeding and was asked if he recognized the individual depicted in the photo. Reagan said that, no, he honestly couldn't recall the man.
It was Gen. John Vessey. Who had been the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs during the time frame when the Iran-Contra deal was being cooked up, and with whom Reagan ought to have been instantly familiar.
Reagan at that point in his life was already sufficiently impaired that his imprimatur should not have been being lent to anything. To say nothing of having him do so in 1994, years further along in the trajectory of his decline.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 14, 2016 12:41 AM (noWW6)
I don't know if the Orlando terrorist was a closet-gay or just being through with his scouting.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2016 12:38 AM (wQWv4)
That was in Seattle, IIRC.
Listening to Clarence "Frogman" Henry on the streaming audio. Man, the guy had a voice. "Has", I guess. He's still alive and well, AFAIK.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 12:42 AM (GSdpU)
http://www.univision.com/noticias/
FBI - WTF!?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 13, 2016 11:50 PM (kdS6q)
I'm coming to the conclusion the FBI really is the Keystone Kops.
Posted by: Blano at June 14, 2016 12:43 AM (lbcdD)
I always encourage cooking lots of bacon.
Alternatively, cook down tomatoes to make marinara sauce at a simmer, that can leave most of it grey iron too.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 14, 2016 12:43 AM (ry34m)
Then there was the white black.
Now we have the Christian Muslim.
Posted by: Blano at June 14, 2016 12:22 AM (lbcdD)
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Well, there ARE white Hispanics, whereas a "white black" and a "Christian Muslim" are a contradiction in terms.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2016 12:43 AM (T/5A0)
Posted by: MAx at June 14, 2016 12:43 AM (0uuiT)
#NRAAllTheWay
#GunFreeZonesSuckAss
Time for a game of Cowboys and Jihadis!
5 reasons why Whitey-White 1-percenter DemoKKKrats should be the next Endangered Species to go, and how YOU can help make it happen! - future Vox headline
Posted by: The Midnight Chalkening at June 14, 2016 12:46 AM (8rmdN)
Now, I wonder just what the Lawr Enforcement types, you the FBI. What type should they look like. I mean, we need to clean house and get these PC pajama bois out of everything.
Should they just look like Robert Stack as Elliot Ness? And go around with MP3s playing that "G-man" music they'd always play in the old shows. And maybe some G. Gordon Liddy look as well thrown in.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 14, 2016 12:47 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: False Flag Operation at June 14, 2016 12:31 AM (VdICR)
Piker....
Posted by: Vast Rigth Wing Conspiracy at June 14, 2016 12:47 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 14, 2016 12:49 AM (Fbj4h)
Posted by: RetakingLiberty at June 14, 2016 12:49 AM (1GPgm)
Posted by: MAx at June 14, 2016 12:43 AM (0uuiT)
Uh.... for new purchases? Yes, they are...
no stupid extra button to slow down magazine release...
Posted by: Don Q at June 14, 2016 12:50 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 14, 2016 12:47 AM (DW+jj)
.38 snubbies and Tommy guns with drum mags. And they should drive armored '37 Studebaker Presidents with dual side mounts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 12:50 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: eleven at June 14, 2016 12:51 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2016 12:43 AM (T/5A0)
Aw, Lawd, you Honky woman......I's gonna put all sorts o' Ghetto Justice on yo' scrawny white butt fo' dat.....Yes, I sho' is.....
Posted by: Rachel "Shaft" Dolezal at June 14, 2016 12:52 AM (8rmdN)
Posted by: The Illuminati at June 14, 2016 12:53 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: MAx at June 14, 2016 12:53 AM (0uuiT)
Everyone see this?
https://i1.wp.com/jesterscourt.cc/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Untitled-1.png
Posted by: RetakingLiberty at June 14, 2016 12:49 AM (1GPgm)
Call me weird, but I'm not into chasing blind links.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 12:53 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2016 12:54 AM (VdICR)
Got it from https://jesterscourt.cc/2016/06/12/us-social-media-us-social-media/
Jester is fairly reliable. Nothing on the wayback machine...sadly the act of archiving everything in site is only something more recent.
Posted by: RetakingLiberty at June 14, 2016 12:55 AM (1GPgm)
It's some chick on twitter 3 yrs ago predicting Orlando 3 yrs hence.
Posted by: eleven at June 14, 2016 12:55 AM (qUNWi)
I don't know if the Orlando terrorist was a closet-gay or just being through with his scouting.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2016 12:38 AM (wQWv4)
That was in Seattle, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 12:42 AM
I remember that. I think he started out in Seattle, went cross country and ended up being caught on the east coast when he killed some good kid headed home, I think a just graduated high school kid headed for college.
It's seldom mentioned when talking about Islamic terrorism, but then the media never likes to talk about that sheet.
Posted by: Farmer at June 14, 2016 12:55 AM (o/90i)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTIV6h7HY2k
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at June 14, 2016 12:55 AM (0OG8D)
He was a registered Democrat.
He believed in affirmative action for blacks.
He had a state security guard license (which blows are the proposed Democrat 2nd Amendment "solutions" to bits).
He had Muslim roots.
He flew to Saudi Arabia in 2011 and 2012.
He was a wife beater.
He cheered for the terrorists on 9/11.
He was gay.
A former classmate of Omar Mateen's 2006 police academy class said he believed Mateen was gay, saying Mateen once asked him out.
But really, why do we get stuck with the mess of gay-on-gay crime by a wife-beating Muslim Democrat ?
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at June 14, 2016 12:55 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 14, 2016 12:56 AM (DW+jj)
You po', po' thing......such a waste of White......
Posted by: Rachel "Shaft" Dolezal at June 14, 2016 12:56 AM (8rmdN)
https://i1.wp.com/jesterscourt.cc/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Untitled-1.png
An image without context. Link to the original posting or an archive would be most helpful.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 14, 2016 12:56 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 12:53 AM (EzgxV)
It's a screen-cap of what purports to be a June 28, 2013 Tweet predicting a huge mass shooting in Orlando "about 3 years from now".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 12:56 AM (GSdpU)
First there was the white Hispanic.
Then there was the white black.
Now we have the Christian Muslim.
Posted by: Blano
And the straight gay. Or is it the gay straight?
The straight of Gibraltar.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 14, 2016 12:57 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 14, 2016 12:58 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 14, 2016 12:58 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2016 12:43 AM (T/5A0)
I was trying to make a point, sorry:
1) we already knew about George Zimmerman
2) some chick on MSNBC (Melissa Harris-Perry or something) said one of the Baltimore cops was so influenced by his white fellow officers that he was probably a "white black."
3) So I was just continuing that narrative.
Posted by: Blano at June 14, 2016 12:58 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 14, 2016 01:00 AM (DW+jj)
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Heap big truth, sister!
Posted by: Elizabeth Dances-With-Crabs Warren at June 14, 2016 01:00 AM (T/5A0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFDqpUZtg4o
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 01:02 AM (GSdpU)
HAH, found one:
http://archive.is/kTt5n
Posted by: RetakingLiberty at June 14, 2016 01:02 AM (1GPgm)
Call me weird, but I'm not into chasing blind links.
It's some chick on twitter 3 yrs ago predicting Orlando 3 yrs hence.
Posted by: eleven at June 14, 2016 12:55 AM (qUNWi)
Just as an aside, nearly any document, image, or video can get a "wrapper" that installs malware before processing the file as usual. You just see whatever you think you were going to. A great deal of the malware going around these days is polymorphic -- it can send lists of your files to hackers today, keylog your browser sessions for the rest of this week, and go ransomware next Thursday.
There are ways of mitigating this risk, but they take some doing to set up correctly.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 01:02 AM (EzgxV)
Then there was the white black.
Now we have the Christian Muslim.
Posted by: Blano
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Do not forget that Elizabeth Warren was "The first woman of color" at Harvard Law School.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2016 01:04 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2016 01:04 AM (VdICR)
Call me weird, but I'm not into chasing blind links.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 12:53 AM (EzgxV)
It's a screen-cap of what purports to be a June 28, 2013 Tweet
predicting a huge mass shooting in Orlando "about 3 years from now".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 12:56 AM (GSdpU)
If someone totally analysed everything predicted on Twitter, I wonder how many days would have no predicted disasters on that day.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 01:05 AM (EzgxV)
And to think Hillary was counting on the gay-muslim-democrat vote.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
She'll get it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 14, 2016 01:05 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2016 01:04 AM (9mTYi)
Well, pasty white is a color.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 01:05 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 14, 2016 01:06 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2016 01:07 AM (9mTYi)
http://archive.is/kTt5n
Interesting that the archived page has a copyright year of 2016.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 14, 2016 01:07 AM (T/cxb)
The shooting ended around 5am. Father of suspect was able to be cool and composed at a press conference a mere 5 hours later.
How did he get informed by LOE and manage to not be going so nuts that he would be incoherent in that length of time? Especially when it is not simply "your child died", it's "your child was the perp".
Normal people would be in shock, not heading to a press conference. *Maybe* have a "spokesman" issue a statement.
Something smells. I strongly suspect Daddy knew the boy was gonna do this and was down with it.
Not normal.
Posted by: cfomahm at June 14, 2016 01:07 AM (RfzVr)
¡Ay, Chihuahua, mi Hermana! I leff so hard at you joke about that Blanca Pendeja, I almos' pee my pants! Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja!
Posted by: Sonia "Wise Latina" Sotomayor at June 14, 2016 01:08 AM (8rmdN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 01:08 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: cfomahm at June 14, 2016 01:07 AM (RfzVr)
Nothing is normal in the US and A anymore.
The whole nation has gone batshit crazy.
Posted by: Blano at June 14, 2016 01:09 AM (lbcdD)
Here is something that really bothers me about the Orlando massacre.
The shooting ended around 5am. Father of suspect was able to be cool and composed at a press conference a mere 5 hours later.
How did he get informed by LOE and manage to not be going so nuts
that he would be incoherent in that length of time? Especially when it
is not simply "your child died", it's "your child was the perp".
Normal people would be in shock, not heading to a press conference. *Maybe* have a "spokesman" issue a statement.
Something smells. I strongly suspect Daddy knew the boy was gonna do this and was down with it.
Not normal.
Posted by: cfomahm at June 14, 2016 01:07 AM (RfzVr)
Agreed.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 01:10 AM (EzgxV)
HAH, found one:
http://archive.is/kTt5n
Interesting that the archived page has a copyright year of 2016.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 14, 2016 01:07 AM (T/cxb)
Because it was archived on the at 12AM this morning. Looks like the post was deleted after at some point.
Posted by: RetakingLiberty at June 14, 2016 01:10 AM (1GPgm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2016 01:04 AM
Yep, and a lot of Dems think that liar should be "the first woman of color vp". No one has found any evidence of her claim of Indian heritage.
Posted by: Farmer at June 14, 2016 01:11 AM (o/90i)
The tweet came from an (apparently) Hispanic woman in Orlando. Might be
worthwhile for some investigative blogger to track her down, and try to
learn if she had had contact with the perp, and knew he was planning
some atrocity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 01:08 AM (GSdpU)
This didn't need to be planned three years in advance -- more like a week....but that does raise the intriguing issue of a Faustian bargain: "we'll support your lifestyle for X years -- the sky's the limit! -- and at the end of year X, you do whatever we tell you to."
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 01:13 AM (EzgxV)
Not normal.
Posted by: cfomahm at June 14, 2016 01:07 AM (RfzVr)
Agreed.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 01:10 AM (EzgxV)
Wild-ass guess: Daddy found out sonny boy was gay, and told him "either you go out in an act of jihad against that gay bar, and get right with allah, or else I honor kill you, and you will die a miserable death, and go straight to the arms of Shaitan."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 01:13 AM (GSdpU)
365
The tweet came from an (apparently) Hispanic woman in Orlando. Might be
worthwhile for some investigative blogger to track her down, and try to
learn if she had had contact with the perp, and knew he was planning
some atrocity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 01:08 AM (GSdpU)
This
didn't need to be planned three years in advance -- more like a
week....but that does raise the intriguing issue of a Faustian bargain:
"we'll support your lifestyle for X years -- the sky's the limit! -- and
at the end of year X, you do whatever we tell you to."
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 01:13 AM (EzgxV)
Just 'cause some Moron might know offhand -- we all know Faust from the Germans, but is the original form of the tale from the mideast?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 01:15 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cfomahm at June 14, 2016 01:15 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Fender mounts.
Posted by: Broderick Crawford at June 14, 2016 01:15 AM (yddCj)
Something smells. I strongly suspect Daddy knew the boy was gonna do this and was down with it.
Not normal.
Posted by: cfomahm at June 14, 2016 01:07 AM (RfzVr)
Agreed.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 01:10 AM (EzgxV)
Wild-ass guess: Daddy found out sonny boy was gay, and told him
"either you go out in an act of jihad against that gay bar, and get
right with allah, or else I honor kill you, and you will die a miserable
death, and go straight to the arms of Shaitan."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 01:13 AM (GSdpU)
Plausible enough, I suppose.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 01:17 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Fender mounts.
Posted by: Broderick Crawford
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When I younger... a good bit younger... the town Cop, who only worked on weekends, drove a '54 Ford with a fender mounted siren/light (red, natch) combination.
Posted by: Broderick Crawford at June 14, 2016 01:18 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 01:15 AM (EzgxV)
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It's a medieval Germanic legend, AFAIK, though much older than Goethe --- or Marlowe, for that matter.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2016 01:20 AM (T/5A0)
Probably not too long after "Penney Kaiwi" posted "lmao".
Also, looks like Seleste lives in the LA area.
Then there's this tip on how to change the date of your facebook posting to an earlier date: https://www.facebook.com/help/301591769889792
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 14, 2016 01:23 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Broderick Crawford at June 14, 2016 01:18 AM (yddCj)
Check out the youtube link in 352. Dual fender-mount sirens/red lights. No side-mount spares, though, more's the pity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 01:24 AM (GSdpU)
add to that.... they had an interview with an out of state Ex Wife within a very few hours...
Either our Media suddenly got competent... or something is kinda weird...
Posted by: Don Q at June 14, 2016 01:24 AM (qf6WZ)
to an earlier date: https://www.facebook.com/help/301591769889792
Well that's just evil yo
Posted by: RetakingLiberty at June 14, 2016 01:25 AM (1GPgm)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 14, 2016 01:26 AM (T/cxb)
No one has found any evidence of her claim of Indian heritage.
I recall that there were serious questions about the "data" she used for one of her important scholarly works, perhaps her dissertation ... does anyone know if these have been resolved? Sometime during the next few weeks might be an excellent time to reveal the truth.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 14, 2016 01:26 AM (FlRtG)
372---Just 'cause some Moron might know offhand -- we all know Faust
from the Germans, but is the original form of the tale from the mideast?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 01:15 AM (EzgxV)
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It's a medieval Germanic legend, AFAIK, though much older than Goethe --- or Marlowe, for that matter.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2016 01:20 AM (T/5A0)
Ah, well -- it would be a touch too telling if it sourced back to the Old Man of the Mountain, Rashid ad-Din Sinan.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 01:26 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 14, 2016 01:28 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Apparently it had run-flat tires.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2016 01:28 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2016 01:20 AM (T/5A0)
Ah, well -- it would be a touch too telling if it sourced back to the Old Man of the Mountain, Rashid ad-Din Sinan.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 01:26 AM (EzgxV)
I suspect that there are parallels to the Faust legend in almost any mythology that has a devil, or mischief-making gods.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 01:28 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2016 01:31 AM (q7T0y)
Either our Media suddenly got competent... or something is kinda weird...
I gotta wonder if she contacted the media to pre-emptively say she has nothing to do with him anymore.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 14, 2016 01:31 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2016 01:28 AM (yddCj)
Canton used it (rarely) for 50 years, and it never had a breakdown.
Compare that to the Humvees they use now. We be stylin!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 01:34 AM (GSdpU)
"Sen. Bob Casey also introduced a new bill Monday that would prohibit the purchase of guns by anyone who committed or is 'reasonably suspected to be guilty of' a misdemeanor hate crime."
http://abcn.ws/1sCRWIb
Posted by: 29Victor at June 14, 2016 01:35 AM (Koq2Z)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2016 01:20 AM (T/5A0)
It's much older than medieval times - it goes way back, all the way back to the era of the Mississippi Blues, when a man sold his soul to the devil in order to be able to play blues guitar.
Posted by: Tommy Johnson at June 14, 2016 01:36 AM (X4FeV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 14, 2016 01:31 AM (T/cxb)
Sounds like a good bet. She knew he was a time bomb waiting to go off, and got out while the getting was good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 01:36 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 14, 2016 01:37 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2016 01:31 AM (q7T0y)
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Heh. Pretty pathetic if you're worried about being upstaged by a dish-rag!
I think she'll pick Julian Castro.
Or better yet, Fidel! He'd make her look young!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2016 01:38 AM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Tommy Johnson at June 14, 2016 01:36 AM (X4FeV)
No relation to Robert, I take it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 01:38 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2016 01:38 AM (T/5A0)
Not only that, he'd make her cooter smell fresh again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 01:39 AM (GSdpU)
The only worry would be the public killing them before they could interrogate them.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 14, 2016 01:40 AM (DW+jj)
Just, mindless drones, so many of these people.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2016 01:40 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 01:28 AM (GSdpU)
Jess.... of course.... Faust was first invented by a little Baba Yaga in Russia....
Posted by: Ensign Chekov at June 14, 2016 01:40 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Farmer at June 14, 2016 01:40 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2016 01:40 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 01:41 AM (EzgxV)
BLM account was hacked and revealed that the idiots think that if they cause enough disruption they can close down both conventions and in Nov have martial law declared so there is no election. LOL
https://goo.gl/SQUGOU
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 14, 2016 01:44 AM (iQIUe)
It's much older than medieval times - it goes way back, all the way back to the era of the Mississippi Blues, when a man sold his soul to the devil in order to be able to play blues guitar.
Posted by: Tommy Johnson at June 14, 2016 01:36 AM
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Man, that is ooooold.
That's even before the devil went down to Georgia.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 14, 2016 01:44 AM (T/5A0)
think that if they cause enough disruption they can close down both
conventions and in Nov have martial law declared so there is no
election. LOL
https://goo.gl/SQUGOU
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 14, 2016 01:44 AM (iQIUe)<<<
**serious faces**
We're ok with that.
Posted by: SCOAMF, Mooch, ValJar, AG Lynch, Congress, 4 Supreme Court Justices at June 14, 2016 01:46 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: B hearts M at June 14, 2016 01:47 AM (q7T0y)
Posted by: B hearts M at June 14, 2016 01:49 AM (q7T0y)
And there are threads on Orlando and gun rights. No way in Niflheim am I going to read those. Back to the show.
Jya ne!
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2016 01:49 AM (JXE+z)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2016 01:49 AM (q7T0y)
Anyway, gonna call it a night. Thanks for the great chat tonight, everyone.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2016 01:50 AM (q7T0y)
https://goo.gl/SQUGOU
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 14, 2016 01:44 AM (iQIUe)
from that hack:
"Have you spoken with Mrs Lynch recently about the plan for the summer and fall leading up to the elections"
"We spoke two weeks and they want us to start really pushing how racist Trump is now instead of waiting so the others can start getting the protesters ready to shut both conventions down"
Posted by: My Sistah Souljah moment! - Hillary at June 14, 2016 01:51 AM (X4FeV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS-b7UPeiuM
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 01:52 AM (GSdpU)
BLM account was hacked and revealed that the idiots think that if
they cause enough disruption they can close down both conventions and in
Nov have martial law declared so there is no election. LOL
https://goo.gl/SQUGOU
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 14, 2016 01:44 AM (iQIUe)
One of these days, there needs to be an "aggrieved party" event that leads to a total political purge -- just to remind all the other aggrieved parties that we have 40,000 years of history, 5,000 years of civilization, 1,000 years of republics, and a couple of centuries of US history that show the nails that most stand up get pounded down hardest. It's only been since Cultural Marxism got popular that they could think that anyone would put up with their shit.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 01:54 AM (EzgxV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS-b7UPeiuM
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 01:52 AM
We caught a movie on Robert Johnson a few yrs ago, Crossroads. Meat Loaf did a song based on the movie, don't remember the title, but his music director in the band, Kasim Sulton, confirmed to us it was based on the movie, as we suspected.
I'll try to think of the title as I doze off, now really to bed.
Posted by: Farmer at June 14, 2016 02:00 AM (o/90i)
Barry loves Michelle.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2016 01:49 AM (q7T0y)<<<
Ha.
Haha.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Barry and Reggie at June 14, 2016 02:01 AM (H9MG5)
>> 404 BLM account was hacked and revealed that the idiots think
that if they cause enough disruption they can close down both
conventions and in Nov have martial law declared so there is no
election. LOL
https://goo.gl/SQUGOU
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 14, 2016 01:44 AM (iQIUe)
from that hack:
"Have you spoken with Mrs Lynch recently about the plan for the summer and fall leading up to the elections"
"We spoke two weeks and they want us to start really pushing how
racist Trump is now instead of waiting so the others can start getting
the protesters ready to shut both conventions down"
Posted by: My Sistah Souljah moment! - Hillary at June 14, 2016 01:51 AM (X4FeV)
Random prediction -- San Jose will end up having been the most chaotic/violent/thuggish Trump event. There will be continuous incremental improvements in security and crowd management going forward. The more BLM tries to repeat the "success" of San Jose, they more they'll get their heads knocked.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 02:02 AM (EzgxV)
"We spoke two weeks and they want us to start really pushing how racist Trump is now instead of waiting so the others can start getting the protesters ready to shut both conventions down"
Mrs Lynch? Sorry, we have no idea who she might be.
Posted by: Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan at June 14, 2016 02:04 AM (X4FeV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 02:08 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 02:02 AM (EzgxV)
Wouldn't shock me to see Trump go after the black vote big time - using his connections to boxing and sports community - and who knows what kind of crazy shit Barry and Loretta and BLM might do threatened on their own turf
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at June 14, 2016 02:09 AM (X4FeV)
I checked the Wahington Post editorial about Trump's post -Orlando address. The over-the-top tone of the editorial, and almost all of the 900 or so comments, was so utterly dehumanizing and vicious that I was forced to face the fact: they want him dead and are encouraging people to make it happen. And they consider people who support him equally expendable. These people are going nuts. In multiple ways, the establishment is more or less putting us on notice that their plan is to erase us from history.
I used to see a far greater number of contrary views in the comment sections over there. The Post is so far gone I actually think they are screening most of those out, and somewhere paid staff is writing the anti-Republican stuff.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 14, 2016 02:10 AM (/f6Nd)
Random prediction -- San Jose will end up having been the most
chaotic/violent/thuggish Trump event. There will be continuous
incremental improvements in security and crowd management going forward.
The more BLM tries to repeat the "success" of San Jose, they more
they'll get their heads knocked.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 02:02 AM (EzgxV)
Wouldn't shock me to see Trump go after the black vote big time -
using his connections to boxing and sports community - and who knows
what kind of crazy shit Barry and Loretta and BLM might do threatened on
their own turf
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at June 14, 2016 02:09 AM (X4FeV)
He just went after the votes of women and LGBTQWTFs, sacrificing only the votes of Muslim refugees.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 02:12 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 02:12 AM (EzgxV)
None of whom would likely vote GOP, ever, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 02:13 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 02:12 AM (EzgxV)<<<
Silly... we can't vote.
**snickers**
Posted by: mohammedan refugees at June 14, 2016 02:16 AM (H9MG5)
I watched his speech. Completely reasonable, devoid of racism, devoid of unconstitutional proposals.
I checked the Wahington Post editorial about Trump's post -Orlando
address. The over-the-top tone of the editorial, and almost all of the
900 or so comments, was so utterly dehumanizing and vicious that I was
forced to face the fact: they want him dead and are encouraging people
to make it happen. And they consider people who support him equally
expendable. These people are going nuts. In multiple ways, the
establishment is more or less putting us on notice that their plan is to
erase us from history.
I used to see a far greater number of contrary views in the comment
sections over there. The Post is so far gone I actually think they are
screening most of those out, and somewhere paid staff is writing the
anti-Republican stuff.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 14, 2016 02:10 AM (/f6Nd)
What they want and what they are likely to get are wildly different. They are about to get hit with something Dr. Stantz describes to Dr. Venkman thusly: "Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities.
We didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college.
You don't know what it's like out there. I worked in the private sector.
They expect results."
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 02:18 AM (EzgxV)
**snickers**
Posted by: mohammedan refugees at June 14, 2016 02:16 AM (H9MG5)
Whoa, what you say now?
Posted by: Somalis bused from polling place to polling place in Minnesota at June 14, 2016 02:19 AM (X4FeV)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 02:25 AM (EzgxV)
Either our Media suddenly got competent... or something is kinda weird...
I gotta wonder if she contacted the media to pre-emptively say she has nothing to do with him anymore.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 14, 2016 01:31 AM (T/cxb)
My tinfoil hat may be a little tight tonight; but, I hope someone is driving this narrative to demonize the bastard. Make him a gay, women-beater, ...
Reaching out to some police academy classmate, easy. The wife has a sword hanging over her head - she was with him when they cased Disney. So she is looking at a material support/accomplice charge - so she'll say whatever she is told. Whereas the Dad is tougher to get to, so his story is more conventional.
Personally, I'd have gone with the: "he raped our kid, so I left him" angle.
Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2016 02:28 AM (Doh4+)
think that if they cause enough disruption they can close down both
conventions and in Nov have martial law declared so there is no
election. LOL
https://goo.gl/SQUGOU
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 14, 2016 01:44 AM (iQIUe)<<<
**serious faces**
We're ok with that.
Posted by: SCOAMF, Mooch, ValJar, AG Lynch, Congress, 4 Supreme Court Justices at June 14, 2016 01:46 AM (H9MG5)
If the conventions weren't being held in such well run, well policed cites like Philly and Cleveland; I'd worry.
Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2016 02:31 AM (Doh4+)
"We spoke two weeks and they want us to start really pushing how
racist Trump is now instead of waiting so the others can start getting
the protesters ready to shut both conventions down"
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total BS...
no self respecting #BLM would ever write white like that...
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 14, 2016 02:33 AM (cqiFV)
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About five years ago I pitched a story to a major magazine about food deserts. They liked the idea and provisionally accepted it but told me to first write just a little bit of it and show it to them.
So I did just that.
I did some research and on-the-ground reporting and discovered that, basically:
a. "Food deserts" are a fake non-fact. In reality the reverse is true: Since middle and upper-middle class people tend to live in spread-out suburban "bedroom communities" with no retail centers, whereas poorer people live in denser inner cities with more stores, it turns out that the richer you are, the further you live from a food store -- which is the exact opposite of the leftist "food desert" theory which stipulates that poor people literally have no access to food or supermarkets.
b. To the extent that there are no decent supermarkets in some poor neighborhoods, there is a perfectly valid and unchangeable reason for that: Because the pre-existing supermarkets in poor areas lost money, and couldn't stay afloat, and so went bankrupt or moved elsewhere. I actually interviewed owners who once had stores in poorer areas, and they regaled me with tales of aisles well-stocked with real food but empty of customers; of customers who wanted only junk food; of rampant shoplifting. You can't force a business owner to stay in business with a store that's losing money.
c. Sad fact is that poor people just make atrocious dietary choices, and that even when presented with healthy options, they choose junk food. This had been proven countless times in studies.
So I turned in a very well-written first section, and...(you guessed it)...the magazine suddenly canned the story and told me not to bother writing any more because they wouldn't run it.
Soon after, the editors stopped communicating with me altogether.
Too bad. I never did write the story, even though I still had so much more great material.
There was one great ("great" in the sense of "face-palming") anecdote about a situation that happened in Berkeley, CA about 15 years ago:
There was a Safeway store kind of on the edge of the poor part of town, but it fell victim to constant shoplifting and nearby residents just ignoring it in favor of liquor stores...so that Safeway closed down because it was losing money. The property remained vacant for a year or two so the city council was freaking out about a "food desert" developing right there in Berkeley OMG!
But interestingly there was a nearby store that had been a small Japanese market which had gotten popular with Berkeley hipsters because it had the best vegetable selection in town right at the same time that the "foodie" scene was first emerging. So a lightbulb went off over someone's head and the city offered,. basically, to bribe the Japanese market owners if they would just move their store into the old Safeway space and hugely expand their inventory and take over as a full-service supermarket.
The Japanese guys said okay, but on one condition: They in good conscience could not and would not sell junk food or unhealthy food, because as a combination Japanese market/produce outlet/health food store, selling junk food (like malt liquor and hot Cheetos) went against their core principles.
The city was about to agree to this, but then they held public hearings about the news store -- and all hell broke loose!
At the meetings, the poor people (who, in Berkeley demographics, are mostly black) DEMANDED that the new store carry junk food! And if you don't cave on this issue - you're a racist! We want Cheetos!
Absolutely topsy-turvy bizarre.
Anyway, the Japanese owners did eventually cave (the bribe was too sweet a deal), and agreed to open a full-service supermarket in the old Safeway space.
Guess what happened? Even though it was a massive great store right in the poor neighborhood, with the lowest-price best-quality produce anywhere in the Bay Area, and even though it did indeed carry junk food as demanded, the poor people just ignored it and continued shopping at liquor stores.
The crazy upside to the story is that the new location was a MASSIVE hit with the white foodie hipster crowd --because it had all those sweet, sweet Safeway parking spaces, whereas their old location had no parking lot at all. The store became so profitable that they even opened a second location further into the poor area (where rents are cheaper), and now the Japanese guys are probably the wealthiest business owners in the whole city. And the stores remain in business today -- with a primarily white/Asian/hipster/upscale clientele.
Which brings us back to "food deserts." So now, in the very city where the "food desert" theory was first concocted, there are TWO gigantic inexpensive high-quality produce markets right in the poor neighborhoods - but which are totally ignored by the local poor (black) residents, who continue to buy junk food. Meanwhile, the white people from the foodless rich areas drive miles and miles to go to their beloved hipster food store -- in the slum.
Thus the "food desert" reality paradigm is totally reversed from the fraudulent theory.
And the world keeps turning.
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2016 02:33 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2016 02:33 AM (Doh4+)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 14, 2016 02:38 AM (cqiFV)
Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2016 02:39 AM (Doh4+)
My margins are good, you've been hacked
Posted by: Jean at June 14, 2016 02:33 AM (Doh4+)
Worse, I've been rendered by hamsters.
I don't see any reason that my margins keep weirding-out, and I did things to keep them normal, but every time I post or refresh, the margins dork around a few times. I know that some people have gone apeshit about their phones' margins, and I really try to work around such limitations, but it's got me worried.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 02:47 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 02:54 AM (GSdpU)
I don't know if the Orlando terrorist was a closet-gay or just being through with his scouting.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 14, 2016 12:38 AM (wQWv4)
That was in Seattle, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 12:42 AM
I remember that. I think he started out in Seattle, went cross country and ended up being caught on the east coast when he killed some good kid headed home, I think a just graduated high school kid headed for college.
It's seldom mentioned when talking about Islamic terrorism, but then the media never likes to talk about that sheet.
Posted by: Farmer at June 14, 2016 12:55 AM (o/90i)
I caught some of Dana Loesh's show today. She's on vacation but had called in and mentioned this. Guy's name was Muhammed Brown. Gee can't imagine why the media doesn't want to talk about the bigotry towards gays he had.
Posted by: buzzion at June 14, 2016 02:56 AM (bMG0w)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 03:00 AM (EzgxV)
The margins always seem to flare wide during a page reload. My guess is
that whatever part of the page that sets margin width is among the last
to load.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 02:54 AM (GSdpU)
Yeah, except mine are flaring wide, extra-wide, wide, extra-wide, wide, then wonky. Like I said, I'm trying to be a good neighbor, but I seem to have drawn a schizophrenic hamster.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 03:02 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 14, 2016 03:05 AM (iQIUe)
Here is the "Weather Report Suite" by the Greatful Dead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN6mjNMNytY
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 14, 2016 03:06 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 14, 2016 03:05 AM (iQIUe)
Maybe they shitcanned the headrag as soon as they got quit of him?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 03:10 AM (GSdpU)
One thing that is odd, neither wife is covered. Usually they at least
have hair covered when religious. And I would think if the husband was a
fundie, the wife wd be a bit fundie, too, or at least he would force
her to be. I also read that wife #2 had been living apart from him with
the kid for the past 6 months.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 14, 2016 03:05 AM (iQIUe)
More oddities.
One might originally favor the "the first wife divorced him in America; went to Saudi to get radicalized second wife who had a kid but doubled as a political officer; she kept him on track to his martyrdom" narrative. It tracks well with San Bernadino....but there seem to be differences.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 03:12 AM (EzgxV)
One thing that is odd, neither wife is covered. Usually they at least
have hair covered when religious. And I would think if the husband was a
fundie, the wife wd be a bit fundie, too, or at least he would force
her to be. I also read that wife #2 had been living apart from him with
the kid for the past 6 months.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 14, 2016 03:05 AM (iQIUe)
Maybe they shitcanned the headrag as soon as they got quit of him?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 03:10 AM (GSdpU)
The political officer doesn't leave the captain until the ship is fully committed.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 03:15 AM (EzgxV)
Ladies & Gentlemen, we have now cleared Saudi airspace ...
Posted by: Flight Crews avoiding the rush to the bathrooms to remove veils ... at June 14, 2016 03:25 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2016 03:28 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Mad Joel at June 14, 2016 03:47 AM (kQ2wa)
Been up a hour already, not good for today.
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2016 03:48 AM (d9qXV)
What I've learned in the fever swamps of the left wing blogosphere this morning:
Mateen was "repressed" and "struggling with his sexuality."
In other words, it's your fault, you cis-normative heteros.
Mateen was "struggling to live up to his father's strict religious and moral code."
Religion. Not a certain religion that endorses tossing gays off rooftops. Just religion. In other words, it's your fault, fundies.
Oh, and Jim Hoft is a stupid, opportunistic self-hating gay liar who lies. Actually, many of the right wing blogs are in lockstep with the left on that one.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at June 14, 2016 03:50 AM (WlGX+)
Barak never cared about closing the facility Gitmo, he just didn't want any inmates.
Oh and,
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2016 04:08 AM (d9qXV)
Take heart I bring you good tidings...
if you refuse to heed the ATF with any more deference than Donkey heeds the INS and you are patient Darwin will sort out a lot of what is going on.
"It's raining men...hallelujah"
Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2016 04:19 AM (g8Hfr)
Food deserts were a ploy to give the USDA a bigger slush fund...
it worked.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 14, 2016 04:20 AM (g8Hfr)
Cthulhu- Didn't have time yesterday but saw your having flooring issues from water damadge?
Been up a hour already, not good for today.
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2016 03:48 AM (d9qXV)
Yup, but on the downhill side. Got good advice from jc, formulated a plan, ran a proof-of-concept, got supplies. A bunch of execution still going on, but pretty much on tracks.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 04:24 AM (EzgxV)
Well I'm out and won't be back till late.
Half of coffee down and English muffin, 1 travel cup of coffee and squirrel pouch of cereal for the road.
Set up together truck oil changed on way home not knowing where I was working today. Boss sends me down to ricki's part of the woods.
I detest the city, parking there and traffic getting out.
Stay safe horde.
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2016 04:37 AM (d9qXV)
Took the dog and ran away from home on Sunday for a bit of camping. Is it safe to come back yet?
Doesn't look like it.
Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2016 05:09 AM (eiZQ+)
Nothing like a little camping. It's probably okay.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2016 05:49 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2016 06:13 AM (ptqRm)
We didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college.
You don't know what it's like out there. I worked in the private sector.
They expect results."
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 02:18 AM (EzgxV)
One of my favorite quotes!
Posted by: @votermom at June 14, 2016 06:16 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 14, 2016 06:16 AM (10hEu)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2016 06:18 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2016 06:18 AM (9ym/8)
Hard to imagine what fresh hell awaits us today.
Long talks yesterday with Little VIA about moral positions concerning right and wrong.
And the Christian doctrine of our God being the decider of worthiness.
And comparing that to the Islamic teachings of the human follower being Judge, sentencer and executioner.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2016 06:22 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2016 06:26 AM (Zxx23)
Will they finally wake up?
Posted by: creeper at June 14, 2016 06:27 AM (eiZQ+)
And the Christian doctrine of our God being the decider of worthiness. "
I hope you and little VIA had good talks. I'm sure you did.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2016 06:27 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2016 04:24 AM (EzgxV)
I know He's a Carpenter, but my, you certainly are well-connected!
Posted by: @votermom at June 14, 2016 06:27 AM (7lVbc)
I wonder how much longer the Left can hold together its yeasty coalition
of diverse misfits, miscreants and malcontents, each with their
own competing interests...
The expected calls in the media for moar gun control seem half-hearted and perfunctory, and the calls for action on radical Islam are growing louder. So I'm actually a bit encouraged. And I've read reports that the globalists are fearful that any coming revolution will be in opposition to the strong-arm nanny state!
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 14, 2016 06:30 AM (kP16F)
I wonder how much longer the Left can hold together its yeasty coalition of diverse misfits, miscreants and malcontents, each with their own competing interests...
That is what cognitive dissonance sounds like. Silence.
They don't know whether to fish or cut bait.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2016 07:04 AM (RkYsP)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2016 07:05 AM (RkYsP)
The News subreddit (/r/news) has always been awful, and /r/worldnews is an Orwellian nightmare, but this was something else. Entire pages of nothing but deleted posts.
Posted by: Pixy and the Hamsters at June 14, 2016 08:18 AM (2yngH)
Posted by: Patina Awry Newt at June 14, 2016 11:12 AM (olbr4)
Posted by: lions at June 14, 2016 12:03 PM (UPoDJ)
Because mass killers may be evil but they're not stupid, and even jihadis bent on martyrdom still don't like getting shot."
There is another reason mass shootings don't occur in guns-allowed zones -- People with guns stop them from becoming mass shootings.
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