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Overnight Open Thread (6-9-2016)
The friendly catalog-based clothing retailer known for unimaginative (I say classic), rarely updated (I say tradition-minded), boxy (I say unconstraining) apparel is these days in the grip of a fashion-forward Italian CEO named Federica Marchionni, and here the error of Lands' End's current path becomes apparent. Lands' End is based in Dodgeville, Wisconsin, and should not be run by an Italian, someone who is fashion-forward or, especially, someone named Federica. Lands' End is as unpretentious as a Ford-150. It should be run by someone named Mitch or Phil, and, no, I do not mean Mitchell and especially not Phillippe.
Marchionni is given to describing the company's proudly fashion-backward line as "ugly" and asks in meetings, "Who would wear that?" Dark rumors abound that Lands' End will be buying ads in the September issue of Vogue, that celebrity photographer Bruce Weber will be doing shoots for its products, that weird-looking asymmetrical dresses that appear to have been splattered with blood by abstract expressionists will be the new focus of the company's line.This is as dire a situation as Budweiser being bought by Belgians. Indeed, it's far worse; it's as though Budweiser stopped making beer and reintroduced itself as an appletini manufacturer. Marchionni, whose previous bonehead attempt to inject sophistication was to ally the brand with leftist politics, must be fired immediately before Lands' End turns into some sort of hideous would-be Pucci of Wisconsin.
-- Kyle Smith in Fashion Elitism and the Zoolander-ization of Lands' End
Venezuela, cried Seumas Milne in the Guardian, has "redistributed wealth and power, rejected western neoliberal orthodoxy, and challenged imperial domination." What more could a breathless Western punter ask for? Never underestimate the power worship of those who claim to speak for the powerless, or the credulity of the supposedly wised-up critical theorist. [...] The show is over now. Their fantasies fulfilled, the western tourists have left a ruined country behind without a guilty glance over their shoulder. Venezuela looks as if it has been pillaged by a hostile army, though there has been no war.
-- Nick Cohen
Academia Delenda Est - Part XIII
Students and faculty at Northwestern University have forced Karl Eikenberry - a retired three-star general and fellow at Stanford University's Freeman Spogli Institute for International Studies - to withdraw his appointment as head of a new global affairs institute on the Evanston campus on the grounds that he is a "career military officer."The Washington Post's report on the story contains a truly remarkable, and telling, quote from one student involved in the crusade against the general (who has contributed to this magazine):
"An ex-U.S. general will likely think about international politics in terms of war and from the perspective of the U.S.'s interests, and the research agenda will be negatively skewed as a result," wrote Charles Clarke, a Northwestern graduate student and one of the petition's backers. "Instead, why not appoint someone who will encourage research that is less belligerent and tainted by U.S. bias?"
The petitions condemning the selection of the general display a barely-concealed antagonism toward people who serve the United States in uniform (as Eikenberry told the Post, "This is the worst stereotyping I can imagine and an affront to any veteran"), as well as a snide arrogance toward intellectuals who stray from the academic path. Eikenberry has two master's degrees, unparalleled experience in leadership and public service, a host of publications, and years of academic experience at Stanford and elsewhere.
Student Loans Increasingly Backfire, Leaving Borrowers Worse Off For Going To School.
Police Determined the Rape Accusation Was 'Unfounded,' But the University Punished Him Anyway
Yale Students Tell English Profs to Stop Teaching English: Too Many White Male Poets
Short answer: No. As predicted by human nature 101.
The results are most consistent with academics increasing effort over time up to the tenure year, and reducing their efforts thereafter. Further, the reduction in effort is not driven by reducing the number of lower quality publications, and focusing upon higher quality work. Instead, it appears that academics can exert effort toward both quantity and quality, and reduce both post-tenure.
Are Ethics Professors Good People?
No. But then they're no worse than other professors.
Ethicists do not appear to behave better. Never once have we found ethicists as a whole behaving better than our comparison groups of other professors, by any of our main planned measures. But neither, overall, do they seem to behave worse. (There are some mixed results for secondary measures.) For the most part, ethicists behave no differently from professors of any other sort - logicians, chemists, historians, foreign-language instructors.
Nonetheless, ethicists do embrace more stringent moral norms on some issues, especially vegetarianism and charitable donation. Our results on vegetarianism were particularly striking. In a survey of professors from five US states, we found that 60 per cent of ethicist respondents rated 'regularly eating the meat of mammals, such as beef or pork' somewhere on the 'morally bad' side of a nine-point scale ranging from 'very morally bad' to 'very morally good'. By contrast, only 19 per cent of non-philosophy professors rated it as bad. That's a pretty big difference of opinion! Non-ethicist philosophers were intermediate, at 45 per cent.
But they do seem good at hypocrisy:
But when asked later in the survey whether they had eaten the meat of a mammal at their last evening meal, we found no statistically significant difference in the groups' responses - about 38 per cent of professors from all groups reported having done so (including 37 per cent of ethicists).
...Ethicists espoused the most stringent norms [on percentage of income to give to charity]: their average recommendation was 7 per cent, compared with 5 per cent for the other two groups. However, ethicists did not report having given a greater percentage of income to charity than the non-philosophers (4 per cent for both groups).
New Fake But Accurate Statistic: Half of All Male College Athletes Are Rapists
Related: Send Your Daughters to Prison - For Their Own Safety
The Obama administration has produced new statistics on prison rape which, taken in conjunction with its widespread claims about college campuses, imply that women and even men are safer from rape in prison than they are on college campuses. In a recent report from the White House states that 8.5 percent of female inmates and 3.7 percent of male inmates experience sexual assault while in prison.
...After all, the Obama administration loves to tout deeply flawed self-reported surveys showing 20 percent of women and 5 to 8 percent of men are sexually assaulted on college campuses over a four-year college career. This would mean that men are twice as likely and women nearly three times as likely to be raped on a college campus as they are in prison.
Why The Campus Madness Matters
Liberal norms are fragile, and once they start to fray anywhere in our society there is a risk that the decay will spread. This is especially true when the institutions under threat are responsible for molding the minds of the next generation of norm-setting elites.
And it's not just about free speech: As we've noted before, some of the authoritarian sex codes first pioneered on campuses a generation ago have suddenly come roaring into the mainstream. If a generation from now we find ourselves living in a world where shouting down speakers is a widely accepted strategy of political engagement, small-l liberals of all political stripes will have wished that they engaged the campus problem earlier and more forcefully.
Few people realize it, but the U.S. Air Force has been at war for 25 years. Beginning with Operation Desert Storm in January 1991 and continuing through the current conflict against ISIS, the USAF has been continuously deployed, enduring an exhaustive operations tempo that has taken its toll on aircraft and personnel.And, making matters worse, the Air Force is much smaller than it was a quarter-century ago. Many of the squadrons that took the fight to Saddam have been inactivated; their aircraft now sit in the "Boneyard" at Davis-Monthan AFB in Tucson, baking in the Arizona sun. Thousands of airmen who flew, maintained or supported those aircraft have moved on as well; the service has trimmed more than 100,000 personnel from its ranks over the past 25 years, and sequestration-mandated cuts have accelerated that trend.
...Overall, the Air Force has 30% fewer airmen, 40% fewer aircraft and 60% fewer fighter squadrons than it did 25 years ago. The average "age" of a USAF aircraft is 27; many are older than the pilots who fly them and the maintenance troops than maintain them.
Responding to a query from FNC, Pentagon press spokesman Peter Cook was asked if Defense Secretary Ash Carter believed the maintenance and budget issues affecting flying units was widespread. "No, I don't think so," Mr. Cook replied. He claims the issue has been discussed "at length" and is being addressed.
That exchange probably left a lot of Air Force commanders scratching their heads. If talk equated action, then every squadron in the USAF would have a Fully Mission Capable (FMC) rate approaching 100%. But the reality is reflected in those numbers at Ellsworth, Shaw and virtually every other Air Force installation.
Why Now is The Right Time For Russia To Make a Grab For Baltic Territory
Feeling the Permabern: "Anyone who can look at this tragic picture and not burst into laughter has no soul."
California Looks to Criminalize Undercover Videos of Planned Parenthood
Employers Struggle To Find Workers Who Can Pass A Drug Test
Clean urine futures now at their highest point in the last 4 years.
Honest Trailers Show Why 'Deadpool' Is Every 16-Year-Old's Favorite R-Rated Movie
Meteors On Demand For the 2020 Olympics
Man Sued for $30K Over $40 Printer He Sold on Craigslist
And it all started with a piece of hardware he sold online for about $40 in 2009. With shipping and other costs, the total was less than $75, according to court records.
The printer's buyer was Gersh Zavodnik, a 54-year-old Indianapolis man known to many in the legal community as a frequent lawsuit filer who also represents himself in court. The Indiana Supreme Court said the "prolific, abusive litigant" has brought dozens of lawsuits against individuals and businesses, often asking for astronomical damages. Most, according to court records, involve online sales and transactions.
Girl Tries to Grill. Fails Epically
We haven't seen this kind of grill carnage since chemjeff was studying the Maillard Reaction.
She's gonna get lucky. </Beavis>
However if you read carefully, you'll see that the total amount of breast milk consumed so far has been approximately 0.00 pints.
Yahoo group. That is all.
Come on be a smartie and join the yahoo group party! Don't cost nothin'.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lindafell de spair at June 09, 2016 10:33 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:33 PM (3vqvE)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:35 PM (3vqvE)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 09, 2016 10:36 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2016 10:38 PM (EWg9n)
Vivid made a whole series of them.
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2016 10:38 PM (6kxiP)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:38 PM (3vqvE)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2016 10:39 PM (PLnZs)
What's not to like?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 09, 2016 10:39 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: iforgot at June 09, 2016 10:40 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 09, 2016 10:40 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:42 PM (3vqvE)
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2016 10:42 PM (6kxiP)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 09, 2016 10:42 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2016 10:42 PM (iQIUe)
Post 9/11, we have lost more Americans to US Police shootings, than we have to terrorists.
Some statistics are more relevant, than others.
Posted by: /Facepalm at June 09, 2016 10:43 PM (qf6WZ)
Fuck this shit right in the fucking ear.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 10:43 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:38 PM (3vqvE)
Thaaat's what she said!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 10:44 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 09, 2016 10:45 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 09, 2016 10:45 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:38 PM (3vqvE)
Bob Dole knows a way to improve that situation.
Posted by: Bob Dole at June 09, 2016 10:46 PM (h67G1)
The focus this time: Oregon is Doubleplusgood!
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11803
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 09, 2016 10:46 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:47 PM (3vqvE)
Fuck that guy in particular. What a total asshole.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 10:47 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at June 09, 2016 10:47 PM (OF/aZ)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 10:48 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2016 10:48 PM (iQIUe)
I ask you, what could be healthier than a dead baby?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 09, 2016 10:48 PM (R+30W)
Dude, you don't name the Atonal Shrieker Who Shall Never Be Named!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 10:48 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:49 PM (3vqvE)
I ask you, what could be healthier than a dead baby?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 09, 2016 10:48 PM (R+30W)
Medical condition: stable.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 10:49 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 10:49 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 10:50 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Seal Puncher at June 09, 2016 10:51 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2016 10:48 PM (iQIUe)
The bullshit campus rape statistics are based on bullshit surveys that classify everything from actual rape to being inadvertently but unwantedly brushed up against on the dance floor to being subject to Rapey Male Gaze (TM) as rape, so it's all bullshit. Actual local crime statistics routinely show that the bullshit campus rape statistics are bullshit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 10:51 PM (0mRoj)
Triggly fucking Puff as the head.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 10:51 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:53 PM (3vqvE)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 10:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2016 10:53 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 10:53 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:53 PM (3vqvE)
Your dog died? I'm sorry.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 10:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: AD at June 09, 2016 10:54 PM (Q+fXS)
Dog is dead and I gotta figure out what to tomorrow.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:53 PM (3vqvE)
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You quit your job and your dog died all on the same day?
Posted by: iforgot at June 09, 2016 10:54 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 10:54 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Needs a bigger bag at June 09, 2016 10:54 PM (c+7Ko)
Posted by: mindful webworker waiting for the UFOs at June 09, 2016 10:55 PM (5a8XA)
maybe dig a hole or take a walk tomorrow...
or plot a $oro$ like Jihad on a nation's currency
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 10:55 PM (g8Hfr)
Those armani moo-moo's that hillary is now wearing look terrible ... I
guess there is no other option for her but damn they look bad.
Posted by: Needs a bigger bag at June 09, 2016 10:54 PM (c+7Ko)
Maybe a boob-belt would help.
Posted by: Michelle at June 09, 2016 10:56 PM (h67G1)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 10:56 PM (zOTsN)
Whether it's writing-related or scraping shingles off a roof or tutoring, I'm making money. Working for no one.
My next truck (by September):
http://tinyurl.com/jzg35jj
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 10:56 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Needs a bigger bag at June 09, 2016 10:54 PM (c+7Ko)
It's like a reverse form of conspicuous consumption. "See, I'm so rich I can spend 12,000 bucks on a piece of clothing that looks like shit! Suck it, proles!"
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 10:56 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: AD at June 09, 2016 10:54 PM (Q+fXS)
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Maybe he's here, among us.
chemjeff, type something. You know you want to.
Posted by: iforgot at June 09, 2016 10:56 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 09, 2016 10:56 PM (lgNzO)
Posted by: huerfano at June 09, 2016 10:57 PM (jkkMG)
Posted by: otho at June 09, 2016 10:57 PM (EWg9n)
37 Al right, you fuckers. Dog is dead and I gotta figure out what to tomorrow.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:53 PM (3vqvE)
Damn, that sucks dude.
I hope it was quick and peaceful.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2016 10:57 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 10:57 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:57 PM (3vqvE)
52 I take it this overnight post is aimed at bringing back chemjeff?
Posted by: AD at June 09, 2016 10:54 PM (Q+fXS)
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Maybe he's here, among us.
chemjeff, type something. You know you want to.
Posted by: iforgot at June 09, 2016 10:56 PM (5o5ek)
Please no.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2016 10:58 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Josephistan at June 09, 2016 10:58 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:57 PM (3vqvE)
That's a relief.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 10:58 PM (0mRoj)
so died in the sense of "plateau'd"...
well that's better I guess....
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 10:58 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 10:59 PM (zOTsN)
"Your dog died? I'm sorry."
No, just paseed out. He's fine. Licking his balls at the moment.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:57 PM (3vqvE)
Wouldn't you, if you could?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2016 10:59 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Josephistan at June 09, 2016 10:58 PM (7qAYi)
because... uh.... Japanese are also into Nostalgia?
Posted by: /Facepalm at June 09, 2016 10:59 PM (qf6WZ)
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Remember when Abercrombie and Fitch was THE premier sporting/outdoors outfitter?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2016 10:59 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 10:59 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:59 PM (3vqvE)
If that toilet eliminates the need for toilet paper, then why is there a roll of the stuff on the wall next to it?
Posted by: Josephistan at June 09, 2016 10:58 PM (7qAYi)
Backups are always a good idea.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2016 10:59 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 11:00 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: tmitsss at June 09, 2016 11:00 PM (sUvQQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 11:00 PM (zOTsN)
Absolutely. Same thing if we had tits.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 11:00 PM (0mRoj)
So kind of like marriage then.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 09, 2016 11:00 PM (R+30W)
66 ... here the error of Lands' End's current path becomes apparent.
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Remember when Abercrombie and Fitch was THE premier sporting/outdoors outfitter?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2016 10:59 PM (J3phO)
As in, they used to sell guns. High end guns.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2016 11:00 PM (LuZz8)
68 My dog is fine, you bastards.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:59 PM (3vqvE)
It takes a lot to kill a Texas dog.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2016 11:01 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at June 09, 2016 11:01 PM (wh/0F)
chemjeff, do you take Obama's endorsement of Hillary today at face value? There's a theory that something's afoot.
Posted by: iforgot at June 09, 2016 11:01 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 11:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:59 PM (3vqvE)
Gear up boys, we have a live dog! Shoot on sight!
Posted by: Local SWAT team at June 09, 2016 11:01 PM (0mRoj)
Not at all. A "correction>"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 11:02 PM (3vqvE)
My dog is fine, you bastards.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:59 PM (3vqvE)
And another meme is born...... >
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2016 11:02 PM (LuZz8)
in terms of war and from the perspective of the U.S.'s interests, and
the research agenda will be negatively skewed as a result," wrote
Charles Clarke, a Northwestern graduate student and one of the
petition's backers. "Instead, why not appoint someone who will encourage
research that is less belligerent and tainted by U.S. bias?"
"This house hereby resolves it will not fight for King and Country." - Oxford Union, 1938
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2016 11:02 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ChemJeff H2B at June 09, 2016 11:02 PM (3b9U4)
Posted by: tmitsss at June 09, 2016 11:02 PM (sUvQQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2016 11:02 PM (EzgxV)
The focus this time: Oregon is Doubleplusgood!
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11803
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 09, 2016 10:46 PM (vBeA5)
Do they get a little red book and Mao hat with that indoctrination?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2016 11:02 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2016 11:02 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: iforgot at June 09, 2016 11:03 PM (5o5ek)
Anyone else find the lady's inability to use the grill kind of charming and hot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:03 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2016 11:03 PM (MQEz6)
The dog up and died he up and died
After twenty years he still grieves
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2016 11:02 PM (IqV8l)
Fuck you for bringing that up. I loved that damn dog.
Posted by: Mr. Bojangles at June 09, 2016 11:03 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 09, 2016 11:03 PM (lgNzO)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:53 PM (3vqvE)
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Get a new dog, I suppose. Probably want to bury the old one first before you bring the new one home, though.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 09, 2016 11:03 PM (R+30W)
Those armani moo-moo's that hillary is now wearing look terrible ... I
guess there is no other option for her but damn they look bad.
Posted by: Needs a bigger bag at June 09, 2016 10:54 PM (c+7Ko)
I thought she got a hold of left over Dr. Evil costumes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2016 11:03 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Josephistan at June 09, 2016 11:03 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 11:04 PM (3vqvE)
Posted by: afterlife at June 09, 2016 11:04 PM (uhIjp)
Posted by: afterlife at June 09, 2016 11:04 PM (uhIjp)
LOL
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 11:04 PM (0mRoj)
Nope. She should no better.
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2016 11:04 PM (6kxiP)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at June 09, 2016 11:04 PM (wh/0F)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 11:04 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:04 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Seal Puncher at June 09, 2016 11:05 PM (hVdx9)
My current truck:
2006 Dodge Dakota Quad Cab (Black with Silver Trim) 87,000 miles:
http://tinyurl.com/hdd9lz8
Soldier PCSing asked for 8,000. I paid him 7,000 cash.
By the time I'm done with it, I'll get at least $15,000 (you'd be amazed by the number of Oakland Raider fans in my AO and between here and San Antonio).
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:05 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2016 11:05 PM (6kxiP)
Barry decides to demonstrate how wise he is by cleverly saying, "Man, I wish I could do that, LOL!"
To which Michelle replies, "Maybe you should just pet him instead."
Posted by: Josh E at June 09, 2016 11:05 PM (h67G1)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2016 11:05 PM (9ltS8)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 11:05 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:03 PM (3ZoRf)
Not really. I don't find incompetence or ineptitude sexy at all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 11:05 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Zombie Ricardo Kill's Dog at June 09, 2016 11:05 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at June 09, 2016 11:05 PM (wh/0F)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Seal Puncher at June 09, 2016 11:05 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: zombie houdini at June 09, 2016 11:06 PM (PLnZs)
And that states should curtail university funding?
And that endowments should be taxed if they don't distribute at least 5% of their assets each year?
I think all of this is obvious, don't you?
Posted by: AD at June 09, 2016 11:06 PM (Q+fXS)
http://tinyurl.com/jfjwmrt
Posted by: Thrawn at June 09, 2016 11:06 PM (wQWv4)
89 The toilets in Japan are nice. Heated seats are a surprising luxury if you have never tried one (it is not the creepy, 'someone has been sitting on this just before me' feel.)
Anyone else find the lady's inability to use the grill kind of charming and hot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:03 PM (3ZoRf)
She sounded like a pretty cool gal.
If I was nearby and a young man, I'd drop by with wine and some hotdogs.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2016 11:06 PM (MQEz6)
line as "ugly" and asks in meetings, "Who would wear that?"
Normal people who want to be comfortable, and who want to buy clothes that won't go out of style and/or be the wrong color next year?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2016 11:06 PM (NOIQH)
line as "ugly" and asks in meetings, "Who would wear that?"
The Pauline Kael of the fashion world.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 11:07 PM (0mRoj)
A true moron.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2016 11:07 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: ChemJeff H2B at June 09, 2016 11:07 PM (3b9U4)
You bunch of batsards. * Gets puppy ready for bed*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 11:07 PM (3vqvE)
in terms of war and from the perspective of the U.S.'s interests, and
the research agenda will be negatively skewed as a result," wrote
Charles Clarke, a Northwestern graduate student and one of the
petition's backers. "Instead, why not appoint someone who will encourage
research that is less belligerent and tainted by U.S. bias?"
Oh Charlie, that level of stupidity must be really painful to carry around all day
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 09, 2016 11:07 PM (45oDG)
115 Speaking of military equipment fails, apparently British destroyers are operating too long in the Persian Gulf; the warm water causes the destroyer's turbines to produce less electricity, leading to ship black-outs.
http://tinyurl.com/jfjwmrt
Posted by: Thrawn at June 09, 2016 11:06 PM (wQWv4)
They work fine in the North Atlantic.
Jeebus.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2016 11:07 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Bill R. at June 09, 2016 11:07 PM (TQ4Gk)
I miss AD....
I hope when the idiot season abates old friendships resume.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:08 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 11:08 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Phillip J. Fry at June 09, 2016 11:08 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 09, 2016 11:08 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: Bill R. at June 09, 2016 11:08 PM (TQ4Gk)
Posted by: Myiq2xu at June 09, 2016 11:09 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Old Yeller at June 09, 2016 11:09 PM (zOTsN)
Nope. She should no better.
Posted by: garrett"
Especially not to be so stupid as to grill on a wooden deck. I'd say that thousands of homes have been burnt down this way.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 09, 2016 11:09 PM (9ltS8)
Sammich meats and cheeses.
She needs to learn to play to her strengths.
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2016 11:10 PM (6kxiP)
Posted by: Herb Morrison at June 09, 2016 11:10 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:03 PM (3ZoRf)
---
I know how to grill T-bones on the back of an Abrams.
Yes, I am a chick.
Guess I'm not hot.
Well damn...
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:10 PM (rlfds)
No, just paseed out. He's fine. Licking his balls at the moment.
Greatest AoSHQ comment ever.
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2016 11:10 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Frank Booth at June 09, 2016 11:10 PM (gwG9s)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:04 PM (g8Hfr)
Are you certain about this?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 11:10 PM (0mRoj)
Shaw has changed a BUNCH 3d Army HQ moved in.
We used to take field trips from Ft Jackson so Pac10077 could shop in peace and see what "order" looks like....
plus my gunsmith was across the street.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:10 PM (g8Hfr)
Totally alive. Looking at me like "what the fark"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 11:10 PM (3vqvE)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 11:11 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 09, 2016 11:11 PM (fYyCT)
*tucks napkin into collar*
Okey doke.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 09, 2016 11:11 PM (wh/0F)
And professors should have to teach all year long. No summer's off---mandatory summer school teaching.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2016 11:11 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 11:10 PM (3vqvE)
---
Glad he's still among the living.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:11 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 11:11 PM (3vqvE)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:12 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 11:12 PM (0mRoj)
133 >> I'd drop by with wine and some hotdogs.
Sammich meats and cheeses.
She needs to learn to play to her strengths.
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2016 11:10 PM (6kxiP)
I think we have different goals.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2016 11:12 PM (MQEz6)
I'm married....
I'd hire a neighbor kid to do it....or send Lad10077 with a paid witness.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:12 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at June 09, 2016 11:13 PM (wh/0F)
Yes, I am a chick.
Guess I'm not hot.
Well damn...
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:10 PM (rlfds)
It was no reflection on you, fair lady. Merely saying a guy likes to be needed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:13 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2016 11:13 PM (bpTue)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 11:13 PM (zOTsN)
Mother fuckers!!
Posted by: Kreplach at June 09, 2016 11:14 PM (lgNzO)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 11:14 PM (zOTsN)
Not ominous at all. Nope.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 09, 2016 11:14 PM (wQWv4)
OK, semi-contrarian perspective here.
First, it's not possible to increase - or even maintain - the same level of effort post-tenure as it is in the run up to tenure. When I was going for tenure, I put in 80 hour weeks. (Arriving at 8 am, leaving at midnight, go home, eat dinner, sleep. Rinse. Lather. Repeat. For five years.) That's not uncommon, at least in the sciences (in the bigs, at any rate), and it's simply not an indefinitely sustainable pace. It's hard enough when you're 30; think associates at law firms, residents in hospitals. Once I was asked what I did in my spare time: "Sleep."
Second, the quality of publications is difficult to quantify, but most scientists do their most important work young. (Certainly true in my case.) Why? Fresh brains and all that is one explanation, but another is more prosaic: when you're young, people leave you alone, because you don't matter, so you have lots of uninterrupted time. When you're established, you have a zillion demands on your time: committee crap, teaching crap, administrative crap, hustling research money crap, reviewing manuscripts crap, reviewing grant proposal crap, dealing with grad and undergrad student crap, meeting crap, and oh yeah, trying to find time to be creative. Imagine trying to figure out your income taxes when someone interrupts you every ten minutes, for ten minutes, and you have picture. Some do it, but the system places a lot of impediments in the way.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2016 11:14 PM (oKE6c)
I just cannot help myself.
Youngest daughter has a much better sense of humor than the ex, thank God.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:14 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 11:13 PM (zOTsN)
Couldn't that be viewed as attempted murder?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:14 PM (3ZoRf)
There's this new Dem Blue Kristol hitting the streets throughout the Midwest. We think the supplier is based in Missouri; perhaps using a chicken franchise to push the stuff---Cluckservative's.
Okay. Let's roll.
Posted by: zombie hank schrader at June 09, 2016 11:15 PM (PLnZs)
Didn't read the post. Just scanned it for Yoko and got to talkin' shit down here.
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2016 11:15 PM (6kxiP)
157 btw, I love all these "Russia can take these Baltic nations in 3 days and NATO can't (or won't) strike back" articles that I've seen over the past few months.
Not ominous at all. Nope.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 09, 2016 11:14 PM (wQWv4)
After Russia takes them, then what?
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2016 11:15 PM (MQEz6)
Yes, I am a chick.
Guess I'm not hot.
Well damn...
Posted by: SMFH
The Ultimate Off Road vehicle.....and you can cook a steak on the turbine manifold.
Sounds like fun.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at June 09, 2016 11:15 PM (+1T7c)
The girl is cute enough she should have had a male to light the fire....
she is ill informed enough to not understand the physics involved and have a bellows....
she is not trained enough to grasp the thermal pocket in play in cooking....
It's just sad all she needed to do was fold the box the grill came in and fan it....
I mean FUCK literally cavemen ciphered this the fuck out.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:15 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 11:15 PM (zOTsN)
I remember Abercrombie & Fitch as a stolid, reliable brand, the first place you would go for a sturdy trunk that would survive your jaunt to uncivilized regions, and some nice British Colonial style clothes that would survive the humidity. The last time I looked in the door of one, there was some sort of dry-ice mist, and some dude standing there with his shirt off, showing off his six pack.
Free clue: heterosexual men do not have fashion. They have clothing.
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2016 11:16 PM (iMxBJ)
Im the griller in this house but Ive made all those mistakes.
I went to Abercrombie and Fitch in NYC and couldn't afford anything but a bourbon cake in a tin, but it was a real destination. (btw, the old trick for us tourists who took our little kids to FAO Schwartz back then was to tell them that it was a museum, and nothing was for sale.)
*record scratch*
Decades later the soft porn catalogs started, addressed to my high schooler. Hell in a hand basket.
Posted by: stace at June 09, 2016 11:16 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2016 11:16 PM (J3phO)
times as likely to be raped on a college campus as they are in prison.
"But prison rape is funny - we wish that on our political enemies all the time. Tee hee!" - The Left
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2016 11:16 PM (NOIQH)
Hank you literally roll....
//Klepto Nurse Wife
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:16 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2016 11:17 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 11:13 PM (zOTsN)
---
Dead.
Man.
Walking.
What the fuck would I have to lose?
Go to prison.
Oooh.
Prison dyke: *Eyeballing me*
Me: Fuck with me if you want. I will do everything in my power to ensure you have AIDS.
Except carpet munching and donut bumping. That ain't happening.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:17 PM (rlfds)
--------------
Split bamboo rod.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2016 11:17 PM (J3phO)
Yes, I am a chick.
Guess I'm not hot.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:10 PM (
Oh please, we saw the pics. She's super hot.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2016 11:17 PM (bpTue)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:15 PM (g8Hfr)
They also had the added spice of necessity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:17 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:18 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Bill R. at June 09, 2016 11:18 PM (TQ4Gk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:03 PM (3ZoRf)
---
I know how to grill T-bones on the back of an Abrams.
Yes, I am a chick.
Guess I'm not hot.
Well damn...
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:10 PM (rlfds)
Actually, that sounds like a really cool and useful skill....depending, of course, on local supplies of T-bones and Abramses. Does it also work for goat?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2016 11:18 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:18 PM (rlfds)
She just gave up....
*sigh*
man is devolving
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:18 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2016 11:18 PM (6kxiP)
We'll bring the meat and the 'ettes can bring the buns!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2016 11:18 PM (PLnZs)
No, just paseed out. He's fine. Licking his balls at the moment.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:57 PM (3vqvE)
Wouldn't you, if you could?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2016 10:59 PM (LuZz
Ricardo tried once but the dog bit him.
*ducks*
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at June 09, 2016 11:19 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2016 11:18 PM (EzgxV)
---
Why yes it does.
A poor goat ran thru our AO in 2003.
He was some good eating.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:19 PM (rlfds)
We'll bring the meat and the 'ettes can bring the buns!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2016 11:18 PM (PLnZs)
I would relish the experience.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 11:19 PM (0mRoj)
btw, I love all these "Russia can take these Baltic nations in 3 days and NATO can't (or won't) strike back" articles that I've seen over the past few months.
Not ominous at all. Nope.
There's a NATO exercise called Anakonda 2016 going on in Poland. "Russia expert" Steve Cohen was on the John Batchelor radio show last night claiming it could lead to nuclear war.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2016 11:19 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2016 11:19 PM (J3phO)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:19 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at June 09, 2016 11:19 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:53 PM (3vqvE)
Damn, that sucks. Sorry to hear that.
Posted by: Blano at June 09, 2016 11:20 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
So.....you're not Carl Marvel or George Olah. Well, that's a relief.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at June 09, 2016 11:20 PM (+1T7c)
"Piker" --- Denver nurse who may have infected up to 4,000 over Christmas because he was dipping into the patients' pain meds and re-using needles
Posted by: Lizzy at June 09, 2016 11:20 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 11:20 PM (zOTsN)
No I am not.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:18 PM (rlfds)
Age ain't got nothing to do with hot.
Posted by: Josephistan at June 09, 2016 11:20 PM (7qAYi)
Biden endorses the FAB
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/06/joe-biden-endorses-hillary-clinton-224162
She's being set up, I tells ya.
Posted by: iforgot at June 09, 2016 11:20 PM (5o5ek)
I've heard of giving a dear departed dog a Viking Funeral....but why did they have to be Illegal Vikings, sneaking in by longboat?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 09, 2016 11:20 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2016 11:21 PM (qUNWi)
Not ominous at all. Nope.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 09, 2016 11:14 PM (wQWv4)
After Russia takes them, then what?
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2016 11:15 PM (MQEz6)
Poland?
Kazakhstan?
Georgia?
Finish up in the Ukraine?
Posted by: Zombie Georgy Zhukov at June 09, 2016 11:21 PM (vBeA5)
My next truck (by September):
http://tinyurl.com/jzg35jj
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 10:56 PM (rlfds)
Good for you!! I want to do the same.
How are you making money writing?
Posted by: Blano at June 09, 2016 11:21 PM (heN73)
Posted by: RK's Dog at June 09, 2016 11:21 PM (h67G1)
btw, I love all these "Russia can take these Baltic nations in 3 days and NATO can't (or won't) strike back" articles that I've seen over the past few months.
Not ominous at all. Nope.
There's a NATO exercise called Anakonda 2016 going on in Poland. "Russia expert" Steve Cohen was on the John Batchelor radio show last night claiming it could lead to nuclear war.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2016 11:19 PM (IqV8l)
The same Steve Cohen that nearly cried when the USSR went tits up?
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2016 11:21 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 11:13 PM (zOTsN)
Fuck, that reminds me of that dentist back in the 80s who deliberately infected attractive patients to get attention.
At least it's not an immediate death sentence now, but my brother in law's lovely sister died of AIDS back then in Houston from a blood transfusion.
Ugh. Bad memories.
Posted by: stace at June 09, 2016 11:22 PM (ozZau)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2016 11:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:57 PM (3vqvE)
Oh that's good.
My baby died a year ago. Still miss her.
Posted by: Blano at June 09, 2016 11:23 PM (heN73)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:18 PM (
Oh bullshit. Just stop that right now.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2016 11:23 PM (bpTue)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 11:23 PM (zOTsN)
No I am not.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:18 PM (rlfds)
I've seen pix. You're hot.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2016 11:23 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2016 11:23 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2016 11:23 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2016 11:15 PM (MQEz6)
*Putin drops 100 million dollars into the Clinton Foundation prior to the invasion.*
In the name of peace, we forcefully condemn the attempted invasion of Russia by Estonia. We acknowledge that the invasion of the rouge state of Estonia by the Russian Federation were in self-defense and look forward to working with Czar Putin to restoring democracy there...
Posted by: President Hillary Huma Clinton at June 09, 2016 11:23 PM (wQWv4)
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2016 11:23 PM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Donna &&&&V. (Brandishing ampersands) at June 09, 2016 11:24 PM (P8951)
A drive by hello and goodnite.
Remember, y'all,we are Americans, so that head is held HIGH--most especially now.
Cherish our country as it still is under the filth laid on it by the left.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 09, 2016 11:24 PM (X35Yt)
Posted by: zombie hank schrader at June 09, 2016 11:24 PM (PLnZs)
My T-shirts are getting a bit rangy- throw out bad t-shirts, go to walmart and pick up a couple packs. If I see a shirt I like walking through, I might buy it.
Socks are pretty much the only thing I do not scrimp on. I am not diabetic, but once you try a pair of diabetic socks (my dad lent me a pair once), you will not want to go back to standard socks. They are great.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:24 PM (3ZoRf)
Writing ads for local contractors.
Fixing weapons.
Repairing roofs and painting.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:24 PM (rlfds)
The same Steve Cohen that nearly cried when the USSR went tits up?
Posted by: eman
Yep. Same guy. He's married to Katrina vanden Heuvel of The Nation magazine. They were married by "peace activist" William Sloane Coffin.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2016 11:25 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 09, 2016 11:25 PM (zOTsN)
They won't go *that* far; Putin's great at conducting a hybrid war, but conventional Russian forces completely suck. He'll go just far enough to keep NATO out of the Baltics and further show how impotent the US's security guarantees are.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 09, 2016 11:25 PM (wQWv4)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at June 09, 2016 11:20 PM (+1T7c)
I didn't say they were insuperable impediments, just impediments. But you have to wonder what people of a given level of talent could do without so many demands on their time.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2016 11:25 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2016 11:26 PM (T/cxb)
100-150 bucks a day adds up.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:26 PM (rlfds)
on in Poland. "Russia expert" Steve Cohen was on the John Batchelor
radio show last night claiming it could lead to nuclear war.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
I've seen that guy "Steve Cohen" on talk shows for years. He is a real academic a-hole. If he and Michael Mann were in the same room, the total suckage could create a killer vacuum
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at June 09, 2016 11:26 PM (+1T7c)
These are minerals too sugar....
//Klepto Wife Nurse holding diamonds
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:26 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
-------------
I encourage her to bark at Prius's. It isn't the car, it's just that the occupant is self-righteously driving around on my $.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2016 11:26 PM (J3phO)
Earlier this week, a woman from Atlanta sparked outrage on social media after publicly announcing that she quit her job to breastfeed her 36-year-old bodybuilder boyfriend.
"publicly announcing??" WTF? What kind of ridiculous human being puts her private business out in public like that?
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2016 11:26 PM (iMxBJ)
"publicly announcing??" WTF? What kind of ridiculous human being puts her private business out in public like that?
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2016 11:26 PM (iMxBJ)
An attention whore.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at June 09, 2016 11:27 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:27 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: eman
Yep. Same guy. He's married to Katrina vanden Heuvel of The Nation magazine. They were married by "peace activist" William Sloane Coffin.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2016 11:25 PM (IqV8l)
It's almost as if they're on the other side.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2016 11:27 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2016 11:26 PM (iMxBJ)
There are a lot of yahoos running around these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:27 PM (3ZoRf)
I've seen that guy "Steve Cohen" on talk shows for years.
He was a staple on the Macneil Lehrer newshour back in the 80's ragging on Reagan and kissing up to the Soviets.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2016 11:28 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:15 PM (g8Hfr)
Eh, she'll figure it out if she wants to. I did. Meanwhile she's poking fun at herself. We could all do more of that.
Posted by: stace at June 09, 2016 11:29 PM (ozZau)
BTW, is that a turtle with a severed head on top of it coming towards the ONT?
Posted by: zombie hank schrader at June 09, 2016 11:29 PM (PLnZs)
but my brother in law's lovely sister died of AIDS back then in Houston
from a blood transfusion.
Ugh. Bad memories.
Posted by: stace
Before people really understood what was going on with AIDS, it killed all the hemophiliacs, who always needed blood transfusions.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at June 09, 2016 11:29 PM (+1T7c)
The way to kill Twitter and Facebook and this whole "cult of me" shit is to flood the place with as much personal business as possible...
"Took a non-stop 39 minute crap...felt like I lost organs.....thank God. Anyone need pics?"
b/c the thought of her whipping out her chest zeppelins on the guy's whim is just about the same aikido flip on privacy...
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:29 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:30 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at June 09, 2016 11:30 PM (fYyCT)
"Took a non-stop 39 minute crap...felt like I lost organs.....thank God. Anyone need pics?"
Can't stop laughing. Great stuff. And, great plan.
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2016 11:31 PM (iMxBJ)
sure self-effacing humor rocks...
I just...the seedcorn of good humor is truth....
that's how self-effacing humor that is not primarily snark works....
like "Man I suck at shooting" when I got out of the Army would not have worked....I could punch out a smiley face with an SKS Sporter D...
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:31 PM (g8Hfr)
Guess I'm not hot.
Well damn...
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:10 PM (rlfds)
You sure as hell are.
Posted by: Blano at June 09, 2016 11:31 PM (heN73)
Isn't that what the snacklesnap thing or whatever is? Except going in one end and not out the other?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:31 PM (3ZoRf)
If you're wondering at the 35 minute mark whether or not the offering needs named and christened....
get more fiber in there.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:33 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2016 11:33 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at June 09, 2016 11:20 PM (+1T7c)
At a deposition a friend of mine watched as a honcho with a zillion publications confidently took a position diametrically opposed to that in a paper on which the honcho was a co-author. When confronted with the paper, he blanched, doing his Casper the Ghost impression, and looked like he was about to stroke out.
Turns out he had never read the paper, and was totally unaware of its existence.
Draw your own conclusions.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2016 11:33 PM (oKE6c)
I need some help.
I have to write a 30 second commercial.
I loathe commercials.
The client is Ford.
Product is the 2016 Ford King Ranch Edition.
I had a Lariat once upon a time, so I have some familiarity.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:33 PM (rlfds)
Pornhub futures is where its at. The Amateur market has expansion potential.
Reality is fuckin insane. Ha-Ha.....no wonder the Horde imbides.
Evenin......
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 09, 2016 11:34 PM (vDJb5)
Biden endorses the FAB
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/06/joe-biden-endorses-hillary-clinton-224162
She's being set up, I tells ya.
Posted by: iforgot at June 09, 2016 11:20 PM (5o5ek)
==============
Okay, well, so, I read the second paragraph, and . . .
>>Joe Biden endorses Hillary Clinton
By EDWARD-ISAAC DOVERE
>>Biden, speaking Thursday night at the American Constitution Society convention a few blocks from the White House, didn't squarely endorse Clinton. But he made his preferences clear in what seemed like an unplanned aside
Posted by: iforgot at June 09, 2016 11:34 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2016 11:35 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:35 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:30 PM (3ZoRf)
They also once produced "Path to Paradise" about the first WTC bombing. It ends with the chilling, prophetic scene of Ramzi Yusef promising to knock them both down next time.
HBO would never, ever, ever make something like that again.
Posted by: Josephistan at June 09, 2016 11:35 PM (7qAYi)
get more fiber in there.
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:33 PM (g8Hfr)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE POOPING IS FUNNY FOR GUYS!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at June 09, 2016 11:36 PM (3ZoRf)
General handyman work? I'm pretty damn good, there. Not much I can't fix, or make.
But an increasingly busted up body and closing in on 60, it's just not as easy as it used to be.
I do like how you're layering the income streams though. If you don't mind, I might wanna pick your mind on the writing of ads for contractors. Because most of the ones down here, seem to need that help, too.
Here's another income stream that'll compliment your rifle builds. Get the right equipment, and build a small route doing mobile knife sharpening. A lot of restaurants need the service, and even a lot of properly trained chefs don't bother with a proper bevel or care, between whacks on the butcher's steel.
Two to five dollars a blade, and more if some bozo wants a machete or sword done. Also, adds up.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 09, 2016 11:36 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: pookysgirl at June 09, 2016 11:36 PM (K27gs)
With the software industry already plagued by a shortage of skilled workers, especially female programmers
Hahahahaha. First of all, what kind of idiot would specify the sex of the employee he was looking for? OK, yes, if you're remaking Tomb Raider, it matters. But, programmers? Who cares whether programmers have a Mr. Happy? Yeah, not that many girls are good at that, and not that many want to do it. So? They find niches in software companies in HR and marketing and testing. So?
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2016 11:37 PM (iMxBJ)
Since you live in a life of vague wantings and your family can't give you that.
And then a bunch of shitty music....whatever...
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2016 11:37 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at June 09, 2016 11:37 PM (wh/0F)
I have to write a 30 second commercial.
I loathe commercials.
The client is Ford.
Product is the 2016 Ford King Ranch Edition.
..................
"If you don't drive a Ford King Ranch, then fuck you!"
Since we're living "Idiocracy" now.
Posted by: Josephistan at June 09, 2016 11:37 PM (7qAYi)
email is ellejayekma at the gmail thingy.
To any lurking trolls that suddenly develop an urge to fuck with me, please do so.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:37 PM (rlfds)
This time it's Steely Dan albums *and* classic chase movies. I've ordered:
Steely Dan - Aja, Can't Buy A Thrill, Countdown to Ecstasy, Katy Lied, Pretzel Logic and Royal Scam (but these only came to a grand total of $30)
...and I also just ordered the flicks Bullitt, Two-Lane Blacktop, and Vanishing Point.
Anybody have an idea of what I'll enjoy most?
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2016 11:37 PM (q7T0y)
Trucks and guns. Two things I know quite well.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:27 PM (rlfds)
Very impressive.
Posted by: Blano at June 09, 2016 11:37 PM (heN73)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 09, 2016 11:38 PM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Kalneva at June 09, 2016 11:38 PM (QJj0f)
Posted by: creeper at June 09, 2016 11:38 PM (4KFU8)
Posted by: Nat Lampoon Ad Man at June 09, 2016 11:38 PM (h67G1)
Posted by: Bossy Cons
yeah, this wonderful gal had heart problems that sometimes needed a tweak, kind of like Instapundit's wife. one bad transfusion.
One of my best friends needed a transfusion after a rough childbirth in the same era in Houston, and years later she was diagnosed with Hep C. Fortunately it was a curable strain requiring weeks of infusions.
Posted by: stace at June 09, 2016 11:39 PM (ozZau)
Product is the 2016 Ford King Ranch Edition.
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Just use the Viagra commercial where the guy get stuck in the mud, except, the Ford doesn't get stuck.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 09, 2016 11:39 PM (J3phO)
That reminds me: that Emily Rada- something, the hot brunette ace was raving about in the "Blurred Lines" vid, came out for Bernie. She probably needs a warm furry ewok to comfort her right now.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at June 09, 2016 11:40 PM (P8951)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 09, 2016 11:38 PM (v5iqM)
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ellejayekma at the gmail thingy.
I'll email you what the template looks like as far as audio/video.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:40 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: BignJames at June 09, 2016 11:40 PM (j7iSn)
I have to write a 30 second commercial.
I loathe commercials.
The client is Ford.
Product is the 2016 Ford King Ranch Edition.
I had a Lariat once upon a time, so I have some familiarity.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:33 PM (rlfds)
How about this:
A husband standing in the bed of the truck, grilling hamburgers...
"We know you work hard every day."
His wife hands him a beer...
"So you need a truck as hard working and dependable as you are."
Narrator: Sam Elliott
Music: I dunno, some country song
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:40 PM (3ZoRf)
It mainly centres on Fetisov and I was wondering that while he and others described how crappy it was even as stars in the USSR, that he wouldn't directly attack the system. And while making pro-Russian people remarks I could see; I didn't understand not attacking the system even after the KGB beat him up over a stretch of hours when he quite the Red Army team. Then SPOILER ALERT you discover in the last 20 minutes or so that he's Putin's Minister of Sports!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3264102/
A pretty good documentary if you're into hockey.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2016 11:41 PM (PLnZs)
Twenty-five seconds of the truck driving from one end of the ranch to the other, over hill and dale, through streams and fire ants, and five seconds of a tailgate picnic at the end, Texas style.
Posted by: creeper at June 09, 2016 11:41 PM (4KFU8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2016 11:42 PM (EZebt)
I need some help.
I have to write a 30 second commercial.
I loathe commercials.
Contradiction...detected.
The client is Ford.
Product is the 2016 Ford King Ranch Edition.
I had a Lariat once upon a time, so I have some familiarity.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:33 PM (rlfds)
That's full-sized, is it? Because if it's a "compact pickup," then you're marketing to lesbians, and I can't help you. But let's suppose it's full sized. Then you're marketing to guys. It's about superiority. Whatever it has, compared to its comparably-priced competition, that goes front and center. Torque, horsepower, anything about chassis toughness, towing capacity.
If you don't have that, just show it towing some impossible-seeming load, like a newly-cut-down old-growth redwood (environmentalists don't buy the things anyway).
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2016 11:42 PM (iMxBJ)
What's the one area where that particular truck excels over the competition? Make your commercial basically showing the competition underperforming in that one thing, and the Ford killing it?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2016 11:42 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Nat Lampoon Ad Man at June 09, 2016 11:43 PM (h67G1)
If you don't have that, just show it towing some impossible-seeming load, like a newly-cut-down old-growth redwood (environmentalists don't buy the things anyway).
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2016 11:42 PM (iMxBJ)
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It's full size.
5.0 V8.
My demographic is sure as fuck not the Prius/Smart car assholes.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:44 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at June 09, 2016 11:44 PM (P8951)
I loathe commercials.
The client is Ford.
Product is the 2016 Ford King Ranch Edition.
I had a Lariat once upon a time, so I have some familiarity.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:33 PM (rlfds)
*sung*
It's gonna be a Ford King Ranch Sum-MER
Look forward to the Ford King Ranch Summer of fuuuuuun.
*Spoken*
Take it to the beach. Take it downtown. Pick up the kids. Take your dog to the morgue. Whatever life thows at you, you can handle it in your Ford King Ranch Edition Ford Pickup!
*Underpaid commercial actors making finger guns, shit eating grins, fireworks, stupid cheap-ass local access style cuts, bad music, big price numbers in pink and yellow bubble letters, fine print*
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at June 09, 2016 11:44 PM (wh/0F)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2016 11:44 PM (qUNWi)
If they declared their FSB income, The Nation wouldnt care.
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2016 11:44 PM (Doh4+)
The same Steve Cohen that nearly cried when the USSR went tits up?
Posted by: eman
Yep. Same guy. He's married to Katrina vanden Heuvel of The Nation magazine. They were married by "peace activist" William Sloane Coffin.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2016 11:25 PM (IqV8l)
Ah, Katrina, the Trust Fund Communist.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2016 11:45 PM (MQEz6)
In the commercial, compare a King Ranch to a bowl of ranch dressing/dip.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2016 11:45 PM (q7T0y)
There's a joke in Philadelphia about a Soviet general touring the Gulag & he sees five men chained to the wall of a prison. He asks the warden what crime these men had committed, and the warden replied "They were on the ice when Joe Watson scored against us."
Posted by: Josephistan at June 09, 2016 11:45 PM (7qAYi)
5.0 V8.
My demographic is sure as fuck not the Prius/Smart car assholes.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:44 PM (rlfds)
Isn't that kind of small of a V-8 for a truck?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:45 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2016 11:45 PM (qUNWi)
impossible-seeming load, like a newly-cut-down old-growth redwood
(environmentalists don't buy the things anyway).
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2016 11:42 PM (iMxBJ)
Or if it's crazy expensive and you're marketing to middle aged men with a lot of scratch (as hinted at by the Limited Edition), show it towing a very large camper, with a bed full of camping gear and other stuff. Or a boat and skis in the bed. Sell the "family fun" factor since that'll be what the buyers are interested in it for.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2016 11:45 PM (HalrA)
I read there was a recall for some F-150 2015 models...shit.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:46 PM (rlfds)
Installing a rifle rack ...
A king ranch hauling 15 illegals tied up in back ... not the right tone?
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2016 11:46 PM (Doh4+)
"If you don't buy this truck, we'll burn this steak."
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2016 11:47 PM (MQEz6)
I remember thinking at the time, they appeared to be trying to appeal to the Tim Taylor "Moar powerrr!!!" crowd.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2016 11:47 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2016 11:47 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2016 11:25 PM (IqV8l)
Ah, Katrina, the Trust Fund Communist.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2016 11:45 PM (MQEz6)
I call her "Katrina vanden Drivel."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2016 11:47 PM (oKE6c)
I need some help.
I have to write a 30 second commercial.
I loathe commercials.
The client is Ford.
Product is the 2016 Ford King Ranch Edition.
I had a Lariat once upon a time, so I have some familiarity.
The new 2016 Ford King Ranch Edition. It hauls a lot of shit. Go buy one!
-20 seconds of silence-
Seriously, quit being a metrosexual pussy hipster douchebag in your fucking Miata gaily cruising through the Starbucks drive-thru. Get your ass to the Ford dealer and buy this truck before I nut punch you through the radio.
---
Too strong?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2016 11:47 PM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Josephistan at June 09, 2016 11:47 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Eddie Sherman at June 09, 2016 11:47 PM (uhIjp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:48 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at June 09, 2016 11:48 PM (wh/0F)
"Refugee camp in Dusseldorf is burned down by migrants 'who were furious they had not received a wake-up for Ramadan breakfast'"
http://tinyurl.com/jb2dzme
Posted by: Thrawn at June 09, 2016 11:48 PM (wQWv4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:45 PM (3ZoRf)
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Yeah, I thought so too.
But test drove one (4X4) on the tank trails on Ft Hood, and no issues at all.
Hooked up a trailer loaded up with shingles from a roof...no issues there.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:48 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: rickl at June 09, 2016 11:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2016 11:48 PM (q7T0y)
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2016 11:48 PM (Doh4+)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:48 PM (rlfds)
SCENE.
Two HIPSTERS are talking in a room.
HIPSTER 1
And when the Whole Foods guy told me they were out of kale, I told him I'd start an online petition...
HIPSTER 2
Oh, they will be so scared...(panicking) What's that?!??
(the whole room starts vibrating)
SCENE
The camera pulls back to the outside, showing the Tiny House that the HIPSTERS have been talking in being pulled by a 2016 Ford King Ranch Edition.
VOICEOVER
Ford. When you know how to make things happen.
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2016 11:49 PM (iMxBJ)
I'd give 'em a "wake up call." Ohhh yes I would.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2016 11:49 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Eddie Sherman at June 09, 2016 11:47 PM (uhIjp)
LOL
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:49 PM (3ZoRf)
Sam Elliot in product truck with bull bars and cattle scoop herding glee gang pestering his cattle....multiple impacts.
Music
Ford.
Because America needs to get shit done.
Posted by: Sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:49 PM (OZZ16)
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Too strong?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2016 11:47 PM (T/cxb)
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No, no....
Let me work on that...lol.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:50 PM (rlfds)
the Tiny House that the HIPSTERS have been talking in being pulled by a
2016 Ford King Ranch Edition...
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2016 11:49 PM (iMxBJ)
.... toward a cliff, then the Ford veers sharply to the left, while the house continues towards the precipice...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2016 11:50 PM (oKE6c)
Oh wait
.
Dodge.
Ram.
I think I need a cigarette.
But seriously, glad to hear that you're making $ with your cool talents.
Posted by: stace at June 09, 2016 11:51 PM (ozZau)
Ok Horde...
I need some help.
I have to write a 30 second commercial.
I loathe commercials.
The client is Ford.
Product is the 2016 Ford King Ranch Edition.
I had a Lariat once upon a time, so I have some familiarity.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:33 PM (rlfds)
Two words: Ford Earthfucker
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2016 11:51 PM (LuZz8)
Lands End was my go to store; need a dress, casual pants and shirts, go online and order. products are true to size. Lands end is not trendy but traditional. They also sell school uniforms and you can buy pants for women and girls that don't have such a low cut the under wear shows. And the closes are well made and moderately priced.
When Marchionni started and wasn't required to live in Dodgeville < Wisconsin but allowed to stay in NYC, I knew they had a prima dona.
When the Gloria Steinem collection was released I stop buying from them and told them why.
Now I get online coupons for 50-60 % off. I just emailed that when they have a true conservative icon have a collection featured I'll come back...crickets. (Can't offend liberals)
The company financials are in the toilet and I know why...you forgot your core buyer.
Posted by: bossybarb at June 09, 2016 11:51 PM (YmIXP)
Do a spoof King Ranch commercial in the style of a prescription drug bit.
"Ask your doctor if the Ford King Ranch is right for you!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 09, 2016 11:51 PM (q7T0y)
SCENE.
Two HIPSTERS are talking in a room.
HIPSTER 1
And when the Whole Foods guy told me they were out of kale, I told him I'd start an online petition...
HIPSTER 2
Oh, they will be so scared...(panicking) What's that?!??
(the whole room starts vibrating)
SCENE
The camera pulls back to the outside, showing the Tiny House that the HIPSTERS have been talking in being pulled by a 2016 Ford King Ranch Edition.
VOICEOVER
Ford. When you know how to make things happen.
Posted by: Splunge at June 09, 2016 11:49 PM (iMxBJ)
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ROFL!
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:51 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2016 11:52 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Commercial's Voice Over at June 09, 2016 11:52 PM (h67G1)
Posted by: Hillary 2016! at June 09, 2016 11:52 PM (gwG9s)
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Oh Lord, please help me to be the person my dog thinks i am...
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 09, 2016 11:53 PM (cqiFV)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2016 11:53 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:53 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 09, 2016 11:53 PM (oKE6c)
No one will believe if you use a blonde actress.
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2016 11:53 PM (Doh4+)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2016 11:53 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: stace at June 09, 2016 11:53 PM (ozZau)
Ford Earthfucker ...
ITC wins.
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2016 11:52 PM (qUNWi)
Nah. I stole that from SayUncle.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2016 11:53 PM (LuZz8)
Posted by: Eddie Sherman at June 09, 2016 11:47 PM (uhIjp)
===========
No!!!!!!!!!!!
http://goo.gl/LxaBkJ
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 09, 2016 11:54 PM (iQIUe)
Oh man...no one can be that red...
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2016 11:54 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2016 11:54 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 09, 2016 11:53 PM (cqiFV)
...please don't let him think I'm a cop...
Posted by: BignJames at June 09, 2016 11:55 PM (j7iSn)
http://tinyurl.com/h3ltrr7
Ok, Have a herd of 385 horses running across a prairie, have the camera and sound pick up the titanic power and fury as they thunder and cross the screen.
"This is the power inside the 2016 King Ranch F-150."
"What do you have in your garage?"
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:56 PM (3ZoRf)
>>>We are facing a $1 million dollar SHILL ARMY
http://thebea.st/1VF26Eq
>>>pfft, Trump has 142,000 rank and file shitposting centipedes here, as well as unknown thousands of elite /pol/ spetznatz troops.
$1 million is like $5 each for those numbers, and we've some of the best meme magicians on the planet working for days at a time to produce top quality bantz. She needs to multiply her budget by 1000 if she expects to compete and poach some decent talent.
A billion dollar shill army still couldn't buy the sort of shitpost-leadership Trump provides though. That's his force multiplier.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at June 09, 2016 11:56 PM (wh/0F)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 09, 2016 11:56 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 09, 2016 11:56 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2016 11:53 PM (PLnZs)
I thought Ford was the one to not take money?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:57 PM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified sidebar at June 09, 2016 11:57 PM (wh/0F)
I drive a Miata! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 09, 2016 11:57 PM (bpTue)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2016 11:54 PM (PLnZs)
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A lot of Ford dealerships went down the drain around here, including the one where I bought my 2005 Lariat.
Yeah, fuck Obama with a razor-wire wrapped M67 grenade, laced with a nerve agent.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:57 PM (rlfds)
Bigger truck approaches and punches small truck, runs off with car.
Small truck works out at gym. Bulks up.
Comes back later, takes car back, and punches out other truck.
Animated victorious truck transform into Ford truck and drives off into sunset.
Posted by: eman at June 09, 2016 11:58 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2016 11:58 PM (Doh4+)
I need some help.
I have to write a 30 second commercial.
I loathe commercials.
The client is Ford.
Product is the 2016 Ford King Ranch Edition.
I had a Lariat once upon a time, so I have some familiarity.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:33 PM (rlfds)
There is an old story about a guy who was reputed to be the world's greatest salesman. All his former employers raved about him, so this department store decided to give him a shot.
At the end of the guy's first day, his supervisor finds him and asks him how many sales he had made that day. When the salesman replied, "one," the supervisor sends the payroll department a memo to begin preparing a final check. Before the check is ready, the Sales Manager busts into the Supervisor's office and says, "that new guy is a ball of f'in' FIRE!!! If only we could get more like him."
Stunned, the Supervisor stammers, "but he only made one sale....." Now it's the Manager's turn to be flustered -- "what? On his first day on the job he bettered last month's total sales! How can this be from only one sale?"
So, they call the salesman into the Supervisor's office for questioning.
Supervisor: "How many sales did you make today?" Salesman: "One." Manager: "What the hell did you sell him?" Salesman: "Well, let's see....there was the boat, the trailer, the new truck, the picnic supplies, the electronics, top-of-the-line sportfishing tackle, safety gear, teak polish, a propane grill....." Manager: "This guy came in looking to buy all of that?" Salesman: "Errr, not exactly."
Supervisor: "What did the guy come in to buy?" Salesman: "A box of tampons." Flat silence as the Manager and Supervisor stare, slack-jawed.
Salesman: "I got to talking to the guy and mentioned that, since it was obvious he wasn't getting-any this weekend, he might as well go fishing."
Focus on the customer. Why should the customer want what you're selling?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 09, 2016 11:58 PM (EzgxV)
The Audi "Green Police" commercial that inspired SayUncle and "Ford Earthfucker".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky8x0ykF_tQ
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2016 11:58 PM (LuZz8)
Black screen, voiceover: "Ford King Ranch Edition, it can do just about anything."
Five second scene of truck dragging a hipster or three behind it, voiceover: "Including take out the trash."
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 09, 2016 11:59 PM (T/cxb)
Come on. It's not like a Moslem could invent a clock or anything!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2016 11:59 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: eleven at June 09, 2016 11:59 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Jean at June 09, 2016 11:59 PM (Doh4+)
The Ford needs to spin its wheels and spray sand in the other truck's face.
Posted by: George Atlas at June 10, 2016 12:00 AM (h67G1)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 09, 2016 11:53 PM (HalrA)
Can you name all the rules of modern TV commercials this violates?
Posted by: rickl at June 10, 2016 12:00 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: PabloD at June 10, 2016 12:01 AM (GP2ST)
Me: Ok. Good luck preventing me seeing my grandbabies. Oh, forget asking me for money anymore.
My Children:....
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:01 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2016 12:01 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:02 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 09, 2016 11:53 PM (PLnZs)
*****
I thought Ford was the one to not take money?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2016 11:57 PM (3ZoRf)
Correct. Ford re-structured and re-financed prior to the collapse, and never needed a bailout.
Posted by: HTL at June 10, 2016 12:02 AM (obUyF)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:02 AM (rlfds)
"Your dog died? I'm sorry."
No, just paseed out. He's fine. Licking his balls at the moment.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 09, 2016 10:57 PM (3vqvE)
Wouldn't you, if you could?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2016 10:59 PM (LuZz
Be my luck to fall off the couch and break my damn neck
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2016 12:03 AM (voOPb)
My dad told me a completely different story about business. There was a man with a hare lip, who due to his appearance and voice, couldn't land a job no matter what. A cousin finally took pity on him and hired him at a company that made toothbrushes, as a salesman. The first day, he comes in, gets a box, and leaves. The next day he comes back for two boxes. Within a week, he's up to ten boxes. Everyone's astounded at his success, and he quickly earns promotions. After several years, he becomes the most successful salesman in the company's history, and is made a vice president, and they finally ask him what was his secret to success.
"Find a supermarket, first you get your chips, then you get your dip, then way down at the other end of the table, you set up your toothbrushes. A customer walks up and takes a chip, tries the dip, and goes "This dip tastes like shit!". That's when you go "It is shit! Would you like to buy a toothbrush?"
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 10, 2016 12:03 AM (HalrA)
Remember this though. Ford will insist on:
* fambly OK w/ ad.
* no excess regionalism. It's OK to tout a Texas truck. won't be OK to trash OKLAHOMA in so doing though.
* they'll love SOME humor, but want to exude class, refinement, intelligence.
* and KEEP IT SIMPLE. one or two messages per script/spot, will be all they'll want. (not counting subliminal imaging or very sly phrasing)
You can take my points to the bank, those will be good parameters to work with, regardless of the other posters (mostly, very good!) ideas and concepts.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 12:04 AM (v5iqM)
Fashion Elitism and the Zoolander-ization of Lands' End
"No one cry when Jaws die," Italian super-producer Dino De Laurentiis famously told Time magazine in 1976 of his King Kong remake. "But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. Intellectuals gonna love Kong. Even film buffs who love the first Kong gonna love ours..."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 10, 2016 12:04 AM (kdS6q)
H/T to Big A for channelin his inner Wittgenstein-esque
musings into monographs for the masses.
H/T to Mis Hum. The Book Pimp, O5 (stay safe), an ALL the O.B. ranks for deliverin equally enthrallin cogitations.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at June 10, 2016 12:05 AM (vDJb5)
I misconstrued some headlines after Binging if Ford was bailed out because the Left was bitching about an ad Ford ran claiming they didn't take any bailout money that the Left claimed was a lie.
Again, my full apologies.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2016 12:05 AM (PLnZs)
I do humor well (it's saved my ass in many classes), even when I was not all that into the class.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:05 AM (rlfds)
Yeah, my kids fucking know better spent thousands to send them to religious school. They are proud of Hillary & her pro murder position pissese me off and saddens me
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2016 12:06 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:06 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 10, 2016 12:07 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2016 12:05 AM (PLnZs)
Keep in mind, their whole philosophy is "you didn't build that", so if they're successful, it's due to the magic of government interaction at some point in the chain.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 10, 2016 12:08 AM (HalrA)
Sushi in the frozen seafood section at Wal-Mart.
Risked some. If I survive will report back. If not Tillikum can menace the seas again.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 12:08 AM (e0Bua)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 12:09 AM (3ZoRf)
didn't build that", so if they're successful, it's due to the magic of
government interaction at some point in the chain.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 10, 2016 12:08 AM (HalrA)
So ... they're responsible for the ghettos?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 10, 2016 12:09 AM (oKE6c)
Yeah, my kids fucking know better spent thousands to send them to religious school. They are proud of Hillary & her pro murder position pissese me off and saddens me
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2016 12:06 AM (voOPb)
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My youngest daughter, who lives in Southern IL, mommy of my grandbabies, voted for Sanders in the IL Primary, and the ex voted for Sanders in the GA primary. Youngest daughter crowed that she got her daddy to vote for Sanders.
The decision to divorce after 21 years was easy after all.
The girls were out of high school and away from home when papers were filed.
God truly does work in mysterious ways.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:10 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2016 12:10 AM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 10, 2016 12:11 AM (kP16F)
The whole point of a King Ranch, Platinum, Harley Davidson edition or other maker's top end trucks, is this.
You can go and do all the truck things with it, if you wish.
But you can also pull up to the Ruth's Chris, toss the keys to the valet, who might just park your ride out front "to show".
I've seen many a BMW 7 series parked in generic valet, while some shined up Cowboy Cadillac sits in pride of place at the marquee spot.
Plus, the Mrs. won't feel like she's "slumming it" when riding in a truck that costs as much as some houses, and provides luxury competitive with a Lexus or Lincoln in the bargain.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 12:11 AM (v5iqM)
So they're more than welcome to piss me off.
Will not stop me from seeing my grandbabies.
*smiles*
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:11 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 10, 2016 12:11 AM (bpTue)
USAF: Drained and Worn Out
7 years of the GOP passing Obama's military budgets and rubber-stamping his Pentagon appointments.
Too late to act like a shocked maiden now.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 10, 2016 12:12 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Dino De Laurentiis at June 10, 2016 12:12 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:10 AM (rlfds)
That's the truth, and sometimes we don't find out the reasons for things until a long way down the line, if ever. There's been a lot of things in my life that seemed like they were the most awful thing possible at the time, and in retrospect, either shaped me into who I am now, or prevented far worse things.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 10, 2016 12:13 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 12:14 AM (e0Bua)
I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that colleges are now nothing more than Prog-Commie indoctrination camps for four million new (D) voters per year.
Nah, couldn't be. It's because they care deeply about the chidsdrins.
Posted by: Lace Wigs | Real Wigs | Fake Wigs | Wigs at June 10, 2016 12:14 AM (EdXI9)
Damn, there are some perverts out there. I thought I was bad, but thanks to the internet, I can feel almost normal.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 10, 2016 12:14 AM (DW+jj)
idea then decided it would be too dangerous for the rest of traffic.
Didn't know what you'd do with all the pink slips you'd be taking, no doubt.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2016 12:15 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2016 12:15 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 10, 2016 12:16 AM (IqV8l)
Shitty, shitty timing (July 10, 2001 effective date of active service).
As I said, God lead me to reenlist for a reason.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:16 AM (rlfds)
Had a visitor this evening, and as I was getting ready to take her back to her place, I suddenly noticed that she was outside.
I went to look for her, and found the girl, crouched down, talking in a babyish sing-song.
"There you are," I said. "What're you doing?"
"Trying to get that cute little cat to come over to me," and she pointed to a gap in the fence.
"Sweetheart," I told her, "that's not a cat."
On the drive, I explained skunks to her.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 12:16 AM (lutOX)
"Babymetal" was here in the sidebar recently.
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 10, 2016 12:17 AM (kP16F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 12:17 AM (e0Bua)
I've been filling in on the morning shift at the radio station, which has meant getting up at 3 a.m. to get ready for the show's start at 6.
I've had no trouble getting to sleep early...until tonight.
MisHum...CW Jr. is visiting his mom in the Midwest, whom he reports has turned into a flaming lib...all about Bernie and the wage gap, etc. He actually told her, "You used to have more common sense than that." And that's when the fight started....
He's supposed to be there until the end of July. I hope they don't kill each other.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at June 10, 2016 12:17 AM (rJUlF)
I'm hoping 2 want to go to Damascus and get their eyes waxed over and a stern talking to.
Daddy's baby is curenttly the favorite one
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2016 12:17 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:17 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 12:09 AM (3ZoRf)
Zettai Ryoiki is scientifically determined...
Posted by: The Absolute Hat at June 10, 2016 12:18 AM (vBeA5)
On the drive, I explained skunks to her.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 12:16 AM (lutOX)
She would have found out on her own...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 12:18 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:18 AM (rlfds)
Remember this though. Ford will insist on:
* fambly OK w/ ad.
* no excess regionalism. It's OK to tout a Texas truck. won't be OK to trash OKLAHOMA in so doing though.
* they'll love SOME humor, but want to exude class, refinement, intelligence.
* and KEEP IT SIMPLE. one or two messages per script/spot, will be all they'll want. (not counting subliminal imaging or very sly phrasing)
You can take my points to the bank, those will be good parameters to work with, regardless of the other posters (mostly, very good!) ideas and concepts.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 12:04 AM (v5iqM)
So, I suppose it's right out to first show (with "King Ranch" caption) 10 seconds of a pickup loaded with bales of hay driving a bumpy dirt road to an outbuilding as the sun sets....then show (with "Queen Ranch" caption) 10 seconds of the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence dancing in the back of a rainbow-colored pickup in the middle of a Gay Pride parade. Two seconds of darkness....then, under a Ford logo....what do YOU want to drive?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 12:19 AM (EzgxV)
I have had some success with ZZZquil. Also, whiskey.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 12:19 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 12:20 AM (e0Bua)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 12:18 AM (3ZoRf)
****
Yeah, but, gentleman though I am, and sweetheart though she is, she'd have had to walk home afterward.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 12:20 AM (lutOX)
I'll be coming to Texas to pick up CW Jr when he returns from visiting his mom. She insisted on using Amtrak (sigh).
But I'm just a few hours' drive from the Metromess anyway...is there a MoMee in the works?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at June 10, 2016 12:20 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at June 10, 2016 12:20 AM (WuBDJ)
>> to the valet, who might just park your ride out front "to
>> show".
Sorry, no.
E30 325i > any Ford pickemup.
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2016 12:21 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:21 AM (rlfds)
I keep listening for a radio sounder for your intro, here. lol
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 12:21 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2016 12:21 AM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 12:19 AM (3ZoRf)
Alas, none of either in the house.
It probably didn't help that I sat down to inspect my eyelids when I got home at 4 p.m....and slept until 9:30...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at June 10, 2016 12:22 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:22 AM (rlfds)
I've been filling in on the morning shift at the radio station, which has meant getting up at 3 a.m. to get ready for the show's start at 6.
I've had no trouble getting to sleep early...until tonight.
MisHum...CW Jr. is visiting his mom in the Midwest, whom he reports has turned into a flaming lib...all about Bernie and the wage gap, etc. He actually told her, "You used to have more common sense than that." And that's when the fight started....
He's supposed to be there until the end of July. I hope they don't kill each other.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at June 10, 2016 12:17 AM (rJUlF)
I haven't told Mrs MH about our oldest daughters face book bullshit NARAL & Hillary. I'm tomthecoint you've thrown a way every thing we believe &'taught you. Go find a different family
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 10, 2016 12:22 AM (voOPb)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/740947987367624705
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/740948159069839360
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/740948362141282304
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/740948582124118017
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2016 12:22 AM (4myl2)
One moonbat was going on about how it's wrong to exploit cows, and so if we want to use milk for any purposes, it better be human, since only they can consent to it. And, also it's like, sustainable, you know, without all that icky greenhouse gas emissions from all the cows.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 10, 2016 12:22 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at June 10, 2016 12:23 AM (rJUlF)
Okay, I misspoke.
Lightnings - either the original 351W or the blower 5.4 - are good.
But nothing else.
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2016 12:23 AM (o+SC1)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/740948751716651008
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/740948935502630912
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/740949084740157445
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/740949213928886272
Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2016 12:24 AM (4myl2)
https://youtu.be/4KXMvs-dm_U
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 12:24 AM (e0Bua)
Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2016 12:24 AM (Doh4+)
Yeah, in the works.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:22 AM (rlfds)
Awesome!
Keep me updated. I will do my dead level best to attend. Maybe I'll find a karaoke machine to bring along so I can torture y'all.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at June 10, 2016 12:24 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 10, 2016 12:22 AM (DW+jj)
As opposed to the hot air coming from their pie and squeak holes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 12:25 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 10, 2016 12:22 AM (DW+jj)
As someone once said here...it's a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at June 10, 2016 12:26 AM (rJUlF)
Anyway, no sale. Not even looking at the brochure.
The central predicate is obviously true - an utterly feckless US, and Europe/NATO. But it still seems extremely unlikely Putin would do anything that might provoke a serious or even hot confrontation - there's simply no reason for something like that.
Ukraine is different, very different. Pushing around/grabbing both areas is (not insanely) seen as "defensive" by Moscow, but Ukraine is a fundamental interest (and Russia correctly calculated they can get away with almost anything there, to include shooting down civilian airliners). The Baltics are a fairly minor annoyance by comparison.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 10, 2016 12:26 AM (QDnY+)
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I drive my Carolina Cadillac - a Ford Pick-Up truck. They all say, "What do you drive that truck for?" And I say, "I don't want to take my Jaguar out tonight!" Cause I got a Jaguar, you know, that John Wayne gave me.
Posted by: Mickey Spillane at June 10, 2016 12:28 AM (RrDm2)
Granted, said trucks were all some sort of factory new, shiny as the detailer could humanly do, usually a bit lifted, tricked, chromed....(but not monster trucks, hell no).
Now, they won't out-place a Maserati or Austin Martin...but an ordinary BMW 325? One step above an entry level beemer? NOT a special car, by any means. Nice, yes. Not special.
This is The Republic of By GOD Texas....and they like their trucks, here!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 12:28 AM (v5iqM)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 12:28 AM (v5iqM)
That's the truth. After four years in Oklahoma, I think the Okies are a close second when it comes to loving trucks.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at June 10, 2016 12:29 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 09, 2016 11:48 PM (rlfds)
Do a few different scenes like this, then have the announcer say something like "try doing stuff like this with your cute little electric car."
"The Ford King Lariat" blah blah blah.
Posted by: Blano at June 10, 2016 12:29 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Via Gra LML at June 10, 2016 12:30 AM (kP16F)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 12:28 AM (v5iqM)
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Hooah.
And we actually haul stuff in our trucks.
And go muddin'
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:30 AM (rlfds)
And one of those toilets that lack only a Nikkei exchange live ticker and a wine fridge.
Kind of wanted to just stay in there.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 10, 2016 12:31 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2016 12:31 AM (PLnZs)
That's the way it always is. The latest tech and invention will be used for, you guessed it, sex. And kinkier and kinkier.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 10, 2016 12:31 AM (DW+jj)
>> an ordinary BMW 325?
I'm talking about a REAL BMW, an E30.
Don't need to know about anything built in the past decade, even most in the past fifteen years.
We could argue whether real BMWs ended with the E39 or the E46 but that's probably a topic for another place.
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2016 12:31 AM (o+SC1)
He's in an ethics graduate program his own self.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 10, 2016 12:33 AM (QDnY+)
*grins*
I'm more than happy to import some knowledge.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:34 AM (rlfds)
Actually, I mean a real one. You know, a bunch of vulvae. Rioting.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 10, 2016 12:34 AM (DW+jj)
This comment is useless without pictures, as they say.
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2016 12:35 AM (o+SC1)
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I still remember the bathroom at the Iron Horse Saloon, Daytona Beach, Bike Week, 3:00 a.m.
Pretty much like falling into a septic tank.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2016 12:35 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 12:36 AM (3ZoRf)
When do you have to turn that story in?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 12:37 AM (e0Bua)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:37 AM (rlfds)
Most of those, great as they are, have been flogged, beaten, bent, folded, stapled and mutilated.
And, look like it, too.
I'll grant you the odd museum piece, but otherwise, my point stands.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
P.S. Tell the bmmr driver to be careful, lest the King Ranch use it for a curb-stop.
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 12:37 AM (v5iqM)
https://youtu.be/p-dx6S_Aqn0
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 12:38 AM (e0Bua)
https://youtu.be/p-dx6S_Aqn0
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 12:38 AM (e0Bua)
That is a low bar to step over, but all right. I am game.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 12:39 AM (3ZoRf)
Though I can match and out-do you on bathroom stories - I think - having spent so much time in the USSR and former USSR.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 10, 2016 12:39 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:39 AM (rlfds)
1980 BMW 320i
1987 BMW 735i
1990 BMW 735il
1992 BMW 735il.
Just so you know, I don't hate BMWs!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 12:39 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 10, 2016 12:33 AM (QDnY+)
***
My mentor in philosophy, politics, culture, and life was a distinguished professor of philosophy.
I recall being tasked by him with intercepting the student evaluations of his ethics course. I was to take them to the bathroom in the basement of the School of Theology, remove the unfavorable ones, slip in a few good ones we'd ginned up earlier, and deliver them - seals intact - to the Dean.
I did all of this, of course, and without question. We talked about it later.
"Was that unethical, what you did?"
"Yes, sir, it was."
"But you did it anyway. Why?"
"Because it was the right thing to do."
"Ahh," he said, "honor and loyalty. Yes, my boy, never let your sense of ethics keep you from doing the right thing."
As he used to say, "You don't have to be a Chicagoan to tell people how to get there."
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 12:40 AM (lutOX)
The article said every 2/3 hours. Doesn't this dude have a job? I read the article but don't recall this issue coming up.
Posted by: Blano at June 10, 2016 12:40 AM (lbcdD)
>> beaten, bent, folded, stapled and mutilated.
Or turned into race cars. Yeah, I understand. But there's a few really nice examples around here.
And as far as I'm concerned (prepared to accept that some others might not see it my way) something out of the showroom no matter how $
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2016 12:42 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 10, 2016 12:42 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 10, 2016 12:43 AM (kP16F)
Just saw your call for help upthread. I don't know if you've ever written ads before, but here's my method:
Start with the Unique Selling Proposition for the truck...what's the ONE thing that sets that particular model apart from the rest? That's your hook.
Sell the benefits, not the features. Tell the listener what the truck will do for them.
Always include the "call to action": "Get your Ford King Ranch edition TODAY at XYZ Ford.
After you have all that, then write your "headline"...the opening line that draws them in. This can take a lot of different forms.
At the end, include a callback...a rephrasing of your headline. Repetition matters.
Hope that helps.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at June 10, 2016 12:43 AM (rJUlF)
>> others might not see it my way) something out of the
>> showroom no matter how $
Seems to have been pixy-gobbled.
something out of the showroom no matter how $ LESS THAN something older and perfected
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2016 12:43 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at June 10, 2016 12:44 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:45 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: sven10077 at June 09, 2016 11:31 PM (g8Hfr)
Yeah I get your point.
I was raised in the lighter fluid school--just squirt some on there, but not AFTER the fire is going because they had a friend who got blowed up that way.
I know you can light the fire and burn off the fluid, but I still don't like the smell, so I had to learn the non-lighter fluid ways on my own.
Posted by: stace at June 10, 2016 12:45 AM (ozZau)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at June 10, 2016 12:44 AM (rJUlF)
Yep, it's different.
Remember the classic Apple Superbowl ad?
Nary a spoken word. Just. Images.
And it was not the year's most powerful ad. It was the ad of the freakin' decade.
Your scripting is spot on though, if SMFH was a generic ad agency. Unbridled Creativity; I think she'll break some boundaries, and not deliver a "me too" product to the customer.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 12:48 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at June 10, 2016 12:24 AM (rJUlF)
'Ettes, karaoke machine, feral hogs, guns, alcohol....I'm really liking the sound of this.
Posted by: Blano at June 10, 2016 12:49 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2016 12:50 AM (RrDm2)
The upper class women used to loathe breast feeding their children, and hired wet nurses to do it. A royal wet nurse was a privileged job indeed.
But, in general, if a woman couldn't breast feed for various reasons, her infant would die if a wet nurse wasn't available.
The ability to produce milk without pregnacy is thought to be an evolutionary advantage, which was selected for. Other primates and mammals can do this as well.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 10, 2016 12:50 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:50 AM (rlfds)
Not bad. The songs were better, but the one with the bank robbery I watched was pretty hot as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 12:52 AM (3ZoRf)
I've done some pretty creative ads, if I say so myself, using those guidelines. Following the spirit, if not the letter, of the law, so to speak.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at June 10, 2016 12:52 AM (rJUlF)
___
Yeah, black women were used a lot as wet-nurses for a while...
Wonder why....
*ponders*
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:53 AM (rlfds)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 12:53 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 10, 2016 12:50 AM (DW+jj)
Seems to me I remember reading somewhere where humans are one of the few(?) mammals that can digest milk into adulthood, as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 12:53 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:50 AM (rlfds)
***
Hell, it's not a real party until the fire department shows up and calls in the National Guard to make a beer-run.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 12:53 AM (lutOX)
Under der bar, mahn. Under de bar!!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Limbo Critic ... at June 10, 2016 12:54 AM (AoK0a)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 12:53 AM (v5iqM)
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Abrams no doubt.
Just a matter of what version.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:54 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 12:55 AM (e0Bua)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 10, 2016 12:55 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:50 AM (rlfds)
Awesome!!
I've never been arrested, maybe you could help with that?? : )
Posted by: Blano at June 10, 2016 12:56 AM (lbcdD)
***
Not all of us.....
I can handle some cheeses, but that's about it.
But, yeah, lactose tolerance is a definite evolutionary advantage. Lets people turn grass into a nearly unlimited supply of storeable protein.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 12:56 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:57 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 12:57 AM (e0Bua)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 10, 2016 12:55 AM (DW+jj)
Also, to have something to drink while eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 12:57 AM (3ZoRf)
It was a classic TV ad, which used images (TV's strength) vs. words (radio's strength), but I think the same principles apply underneath.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at June 10, 2016 12:57 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Blano at June 10, 2016 12:56 AM (lbcdD)
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I've never been arrested either.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:57 AM (rlfds)
There is wisdom in these words.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2016 12:58 AM (T/cxb)
Bunch of Rednecks drinking beers around a campfire. Crumpling up the aluminum cans into a huge pile.
Scene fades to them all going safetly to sleep in camping tents.... fades back in to sunrise, quick segue of everyone eating campfire breakfast, pulling on boots.
Flash to King Ranch truck, with monsterously overloaded work-trailer, with a mountain of beer cans loaded and lashed down.
Next scene is truck backing trailer to the recyclers.
Voice over: "Don't throw those F-150 seeds away. Cultivate 'em!"
Yeah, bad ad, it'd never run. But fun makes for better ideas, down the road.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 12:58 AM (v5iqM)
G'night, everyone.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at June 10, 2016 12:59 AM (rJUlF)
It was a classic TV ad, which used images (TV's strength) vs. words (radio's strength), but I think the same principles apply underneath.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at June 10, 2016 12:57 AM (rJUlF)
Also, set the bar for campaign commercials and imagery for Hillary! and Obama.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 12:59 AM (3ZoRf)
That was it. The slightest bit of lactose will have an effect sometimes within an hour. I mean a terrible effect. Sharts from hell. With my mother out of commission, I'm having to do his laundry. I feel her previous pain.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 10, 2016 01:01 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2016 01:01 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 01:01 AM (e0Bua)
Getting in trouble was not an option for me, as the oldest that had to set the example.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 01:02 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2016 01:01 AM (T/cxb)
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That too.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 01:02 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 01:03 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Blano at June 10, 2016 12:56 AM (lbcdD)
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I've never been arrested either.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:57 AM (rlfds)
I probably shouldn't either, working at a church and all.
Still sounds like the makings for a good ol' time in August.
Posted by: Blano at June 10, 2016 01:03 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 12:57 AM (e0Bua)
***
heh....
try this one on for size. Russki/Syrian propaganda video featuring Johnny Cash 'When the Man Comes Around':
https://youtu.be/HnT7CMMu8_I
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 01:04 AM (lutOX)
Has he ever tried taking lactase tablets before eating? They're quite widely available without a prescription.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 10, 2016 01:05 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 01:06 AM (e0Bua)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 01:01 AM (e0Bua)
I like that commercial. Classic "we ARE better than them" stuff from the cold war.
There is an ad on youtube that keeps popping up for sparkling water with a lady who can barely contain the insanity that is literally bursting out of her eyeballs and voice. It is annoying the hell out of me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 01:06 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:45 AM (rlfds)
Nice!!
Posted by: Blano at June 10, 2016 01:06 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Blano at June 10, 2016 12:56 AM (lbcdD)
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I've never been arrested either.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:57 AM (rlfds)
***
'Detained for questioning,' yes.
Several times.
Arrested.....not yet.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 01:06 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 01:06 AM (e0Bua)
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I-20 West to Dallas.
I-35 to Killeen (or wherever).
Obey the speed limits. No problem.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 01:08 AM (rlfds)
It said he was likely the first Country singer to do that, re-record his songs in a foreign language his own self.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 10, 2016 01:08 AM (DW+jj)
"Motel 6, do you have gun safes in your rooms?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 01:09 AM (e0Bua)
Which was awkward and embarrassing.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 01:10 AM (lutOX)
Which was awkward and embarrassing.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 01:10 AM (lute)
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I had a great-aunt who was card-carrying member of the CPUSA.
She died a few years before I was born, so not much of an issue.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 01:12 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 01:04 AM (lutOX)
Aside from the cringe worthy CGI, a decent bit of propaganda, especially since it is aimed at the Russian people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 01:13 AM (3ZoRf)
So, if hardwood floors are buckling due to water, are they going to be able to get nailed-down again once things dry out?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 01:14 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 01:15 AM (e0Bua)
I had a great-aunt who was card-carrying member of the CPUSA.
She died a few years before I was born, so not much of an issue.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 01:12 AM (rlfds)
***
In my case, it was a damned academically-oriented drinking club. No, really - we'd meet once a month, booze up, and talk politics.
Our chairman and the group's organizer was with the Ministry of the Interior, in an unofficial capacity.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 01:15 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: william at June 10, 2016 01:16 AM (JMJJs)
"Motel 6, do you have gun safes in your rooms?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 01:09 AM (e0Bua)
Only 90 minutes, maybe two more hours, and you'd be at the MoMe destination.
Methinks you'd be safe, there.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 01:16 AM (v5iqM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 01:13 AM (3ZoRf)
***
Yeah, for an amateur job, it's not badly done at all.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 01:16 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 01:18 AM (v5iqM)
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Ever heard of Raisin in the Sun?
My great-aunt wrote that.
The first female black playwright whose work was shown on Broadway.
Hansberry is my maiden name.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hansberry_v._Lee
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 01:19 AM (rlfds)
https://animefest.org/e/AF2016/Guests
Among the guests are the Japanese seiyuu for Lum and Ataru from Urusei Yatsura.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 01:19 AM (e0Bua)
cooth...maybe.
I've got two thousand square feet of oak hardwood. When it gets wet the wood curls. But you can keep the damage to a minimum by weighting the curled board down. It will dry flatter and can then be nailed down.
The floor got wet under the Christmas tree a few years ago. We weighted it down with an anvil. It dried flatter'n a pancake.
Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2016 01:20 AM (4KFU8)
Is it just me, or do ads get more surreal all the time?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 01:20 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 01:21 AM (rlfds)
cooth...maybe.
I've got two thousand square feet of oak hardwood. When it gets wet the wood curls. But you can keep the damage to a minimum by weighting the curled board down. It will dry flatter and can then be nailed down.
The floor got wet under the Christmas tree a few years ago. We weighted it down with an anvil. It dried flatter'n a pancake.
Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2016 01:20 AM (4KFU
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 01:23 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 01:23 AM (EzgxV)
Those poor bastards, they don't stand a chance.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2016 01:23 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 01:23 AM (EzgxV)
Wonder if you could try something with plywood and cinder blocks?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 01:26 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 01:19 AM (rlfds)
"Carl Hansberry was also a supporter of the Urban League and NAACP in Chicago. Both Hansberrys were active in the Chicago Republican Party."
That's a combination you don't see very often.
Posted by: Blano at June 10, 2016 01:26 AM (lbcdD)
Interestingly they say the limit is about five babies. One healthy woman could nurse up to five children, which is the limit for human milk production. I am sure that would be quite a chore for a woman to attempt that, but that's what the max is.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at June 10, 2016 01:26 AM (DW+jj)
***
Well, I'll be damned.....
Small world, and filled with interesting history.
(My family were sympathetic with the Wobblies and the miners during the Mingo County War. Hell, they lived there at the time, knew the miners and their families. Story is that great grandfather - the rich one, not the poor SOB who used to go down the pit - would pay the wives of the miners on strike to clean his shops.
Of course, with dozens of women, the places were clean on day one, before lunch, but he'd pay them all anyway, 'A deal is a deal, and it's not their fault they did a good job.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 01:26 AM (lutOX)
Epic ONT, M. Maetenloch.
A cat video and you would've (sorry, forgot this is teh internetz, would of ) run the table.
Posted by: Swift Kick Meet Hipster at June 10, 2016 01:26 AM (uaHyk)
Posted by: creeper at June 10, 2016 01:27 AM (4KFU8)
Yes, Obama slobs knobs. At least according to my relations in Chicago, some of whom rub elbows with those that elevated the JEF to where he is.
The fact that the JEF doesn't want anything to do with Chicago has a lot of blacks feeling somewhat put out.
Heh.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 01:28 AM (rlfds)
I'd not try to weigh down a sheet of plywood, it spreads the load over too wide an area, and the lbs/sq ft factor would be low.
Put a sand filled bucket on a 2"x6"(or 8"), by 8ft long board. Three buckets, ends and middle.
Concentrate that downforce, like an anvil.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 01:30 AM (v5iqM)
Given that ValJar, et al. are Chicago slumlords who ripped off public housing, I thought that TFG wouldn't have a lock on the black vote that the media said he did. I was wrong.
Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at June 10, 2016 01:34 AM (AoK0a)
I'd not try to weigh down a sheet of plywood, it spreads the load over too wide an area, and the lbs/sq ft factor would be low.
Put a sand filled bucket on a 2"x6"(or 8"), by 8ft long board. Three buckets, ends and middle.
Concentrate that downforce, like an anvil.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 01:30 AM (v5iqM)
Prolly start that tomorrow....when boards are at least dry to touch. Found another area of carpet to tear up just about 30 minutes ago. The moisture seems to have wicked through the pad, so carpet stayed dry but moisture went everywhere. Reason #4,683 to hate wall-to-wall -- especially when installed by idiots over hardwood.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 01:35 AM (EzgxV)
Throw a rave & keep everyone dancing in the room for 2 days ...
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at June 10, 2016 01:36 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 01:39 AM (e0Bua)
Posted by: The Midnight Chalkening at June 10, 2016 01:40 AM (D+X5I)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 01:41 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at June 10, 2016 01:34 AM (AoK0a)
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I've been cultivating...relationships...with my extended family in Chicago. Sending pics of me, my daughters and grandbabies (who live in southern IL) via email, text, and phone calls. It's been kinda cool.
My dad is very much loved and respected, as a two-time Vietnam vet who raised three kids who for the most part, never ended up in jail, or even arrested.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 01:42 AM (rlfds)
#OhMyyyyyyyyy
Chag Shavuot Sameach!
Posted by: The Midnight Chalkening at June 10, 2016 01:40 AM (D+X5I)
The Quesalupa was a disappointing experience.
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2016 01:44 AM (bMG0w)
Time for me to unass this chair and commence sleepage.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2016 01:46 AM (v5iqM)
That's a combination you don't see very often.
Posted by: Blano at June 10, 2016 01:26 AM (lbcdD)
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My dad is Carl M. Hansberry.
Yeah, all kinds of fuckedupness in my family.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 01:50 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: buzzion at June 10, 2016 01:44 AM (bMG0w)
And that opinion is from beyond the grave! They must suck.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 01:50 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 10, 2016 01:53 AM (kP16F)
So yeah, I'm daring these fucks to come after me or mine.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 01:54 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at June 10, 2016 01:54 AM (kP16F)
Best of luck in your genealogy research.
My grandmother remembered visiting relatives in Chicago when she was very young. By the time she was old enough to drive herself, she had forgotten names & streets, etc.
I know about 1 generation of cousins and that's it.
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at June 10, 2016 01:55 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 01:56 AM (e0Bua)
My grandmother remembered visiting relatives in Chicago when she was very young. By the time she was old enough to drive herself, she had forgotten names & streets, etc.
I know about 1 generation of cousins and that's it.
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at June 10, 2016 01:55 AM (AoK0a)
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Dad's side is easy.
Mom's side (Black, German and Cherokee) is a bit more difficult.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 01:57 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 01:56 AM (e0Bua)
***
Hehe.... that's easy for you to say....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 01:57 AM (lutOX)
My grandmother, Papa Basura's mother, had a job cleaning a place in Chicago. One morning she heard a lot of popping noises coming from the other side of the wall. Turns out she was next door to the St Valentine's Day massacre.
The whole family left for California shortly thereafter.
Or so the story goes.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2016 02:01 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 01:57 AM (rlfds)
***
So, Texan, then?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 02:02 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 01:57 AM (rlfds)
***
So, Texan, then?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 02:02 AM (lute)
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Since I got stationed here in 2002
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 02:03 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 01:56 AM (e0Bua)
*Looks on the internet*
Ah. Good night to you, too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 02:04 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 02:05 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 10, 2016 02:06 AM (3ZoRf)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 02:07 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 02:08 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 02:03 AM (rlfds)
****
Came here in '01, myself.
Probably the second or third best thing that ever happened to me.
(But, yeah, Texas has got some genealogy that is mind-boggling to outsiders. My best friend is a dude named for a Persian Emperor - everybody thinks he's an Arab or something, only he's too tall. Got the profile of a recruiting poster for the SS, with copper skin, dark, thick hair, and he's almost 7 feet tall. Calls himself a 'beaner-schnitzel' - mom was Texas German, dad was from an old Tex-Mex family.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 02:10 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2016 02:12 AM (T/cxb)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 02:14 AM (OQ9R7)
http://www.sabakon.com/
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 01:15 AM (e0Bua)
Yes, but I also want to go to Psycho Vegas:
http://psycholv.com/
Posted by: The Psycho Hat at June 10, 2016 02:16 AM (vBeA5)
Does tenure work? It works very well for the person who can't be fired.
And I skimmed all the other content. I could comment, but what would be the point.
Lotta hard work there for the COB.
Posted by: Gwyindullin Vapid at June 10, 2016 02:19 AM (Nzi00)
Asked him for a quote yesterday -- quite reasonable. Asked him about using OEM parts, which somehow ended up as confusing....then thought, "screw it", and told him, "just do it."
I now know why the idea of OEM parts went crossways, why yelpers love the guy, and why the guy is so reasonable.
Y'know the Moron who is making the wildly complicated stair-rail? This guy is like that with exhausts. He doesn't use OEM parts, he doesn't use specs -- he has a tube-bending machine and custom one-offs exhaust systems by hand. I looked at mine after he was done and just ogled it. I opined that there was some complicated bending in one stretch and he proudly pointed out that it had to be that way to dodge a little crossways pipe. There are no flanges or gaskets -- it's all tricky bending and welding. I've got a little one-off work of art under my car tonight that wasn't there this morning.
Guys name is John at SpeeDee Muffler on Monterey Highway in San Jose. You won't get a Ford part or a Toyota part or a Honda part -- you'll pay less for a hand-crafted replacement that is likely to last longer.
Oh, and one more thing -- once you understand what he's doing, the next amazing thing is how fast he does it. He can fabricate an exhaust system from resonators, tubes, and a muffler faster than you can find the part number online. My job took about an hour and 20 minutes and replaced four "genuine Honda" parts, with three fewer gaskets.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 02:20 AM (EzgxV)
Better Days, tomorrow ...
Best Days, ahead ...
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at June 10, 2016 02:21 AM (AoK0a)
http://www.sabakon.com/
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2016 01:15 AM (e0Bua)
Yes, but I also want to go to Psycho Vegas:
http://psycholv.com/
Posted by: The Psycho Hat at June 10, 2016 02:16 AM (vBeA5)
***
So.
Many.
Cosplay.
Nieces.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 02:21 AM (lutOX)
and it is oh dark thirty and every light in the house is on.
I could turn on the TV and all the kitchen appliances, and half a dozen obsolete computers.
Posted by: Gwyindullin Vapid at June 10, 2016 02:21 AM (Nzi00)
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at June 10, 2016 02:24 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at June 10, 2016 02:25 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2016 02:28 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 09, 2016 10:59 PM (LuZz
Always wise to keep a hard copy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2016 02:28 AM (GSdpU)
You can hear the explosions out on the highway.
Posted by: Gwyindullin Vapid at June 10, 2016 02:30 AM (Nzi00)
People like that make me feel inferior ...
: -))
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at June 10, 2016 02:24 AM (AoK0a)
You shouldn't feel inferior -- all of us have different skills at which we excel. You have to wonder when the light bulb went on that he could fabricate an exhaust from components faster and cheaper than you could order one from a catalog....I had some nice sections of a career in financial auditing, computer consulting, and internal auditing (Sarbanes-Oxley compliance) because I'm naturally suspicious and paranoid. You just have to play to your strengths.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 02:30 AM (EzgxV)
One of the ladies on the Art's Festival committee decided that it would be great to not have any mailed in applications this (past) year. Everything would be done through Googleforms !!!
Guess who had to try & recreate the orders when her hard drive crashed?
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at June 10, 2016 02:32 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 02:44 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 02:44 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 02:46 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 02:46 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 02:47 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 02:48 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 02:48 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Blano at June 10, 2016 02:49 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 02:50 AM (6IPEM)
--♦--
It's Family Reunion Weekend.
The big party is Saturday, spilling over into Sunday, over at my cousin's place on the lake.
Some of the clan, mostly Mom's brother's family from Alaska, are already down at my Mom's, where we plan to be tomorrow. So we can get good and sick of everybody before the party even starts.
Just kidding. I like that side of the family. Most of 'em. Solid, hard working folk - they could almost be Oklahomans!
Mom's been busy fixing up the place for the influx of guests. Naturally, she ended up with One Ginormous Project.
Seems that she discovered ruined, moldy floors in the bar, behind her kitchen desk, and under the kitchen cabinets, all one big common-wall area.
It was presumed a leaking water line to the ice machine was the cause of the problem...
Spent weeks getting everything pulled out and running fans to dry everything out. Finally, barely in time for her guests, she got people in to replace what wood needed replacing, re-tiling the bar floor, and so on.
Last thing was re-installing the ice maker. Took several "experts." One said before they could re-install the machine, it needed a gasket. (?) Another said it didn't need a gasket. (!)
Finally, a real plumber said, you know, the condensation from this thing just drains out onto the floor.... (!!!!)
Contacted the guy who'd put the machine in years before, and he said, oh, yeah, that's right. I thought you wanted it that way!
So, the damage had been going on practically since the thing was installed.
My sister the lawyer has been toting up the damages and considering action.
--♦--
Most amazing thing was how neat Mom managed to keep the house while all this was going on. I didn't get that chromosome.
Posted by: mindful webworker is a relative concept at June 10, 2016 02:53 AM (LtSaI)
My strength of suspicion is blunted by the fact that I have to work very closely with the people who are arousing that suspicion.
I'm not sure how to proceed ...
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at June 10, 2016 02:56 AM (AoK0a)
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/282864- roseanne-barr-we-would-be-so-lucky-if-trump-won
when you've lost the support of your fellow angry ancient lesbian freak...
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2016 02:59 AM (cqiFV)
I'm not sure how to proceed ...
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic ... at June 10, 2016 02:56 AM (AoK0a)
***
Bed the hot ones, clean out the rich ones, and call it a day.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 03:01 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 02:48 AM (6IPEM)
Well, that was uncharacteristically nasty....I'm probably more guilty of "fake prayers" than Slapweasel -- as I've often mentioned, I tend more to the Agnostic's Prayer referenced in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Creatures_of_Light_and_Darkness #The_Agnostic.27s_Prayer . But I do try.
And I try because those who pray and try to build up seem like so much better people than those who ridicule prayer and try to tear down. Their towns are better towns, their societies are better societies, and their blogs are better blogs.
So I try to pray sometimes, and sometimes I try to compose prayers that people with stronger or weaker faith than I can say "Amen" with. And I appreciate Slapweasel saying things that I might not, myself, say.....but which I can append an "Amen.'
I understand that you and Slapweasel have some sort of feud -- but attacking Slapweasel's prayers brings in a lot of collateral damage to those of us, imperfect, who seek the greater good.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 03:08 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 10, 2016 03:11 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 12:20 AM (lutOX)
Naw, you would just have to strip her naked and bathe her in tomato juice. For several hours...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2016 03:11 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 12:20 AM (lutOX)
Naw, you would just have to strip her naked and bathe her in tomato juice. For several hours...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2016 03:11 AM (GSdpU)
One of our chemist Morons had an instant-kill anti-skunk-spray recipe when Irongrampa's neighbor stepped on a skunk taking his trash container to the curb. I don't remember what it is or its composition -- it is enough that I know it exists for when I find it necessary.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 03:15 AM (EzgxV)
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Thank you for your opinion. I take my privacy very seriously like you do. I have zero contact information for him not his email and his super sekrit email or phone # bc he asked me to delete all of it. Which I did.
I asked him to do the same which he claimed to. Yet here is cutting and pasting quotes from emails from me on this blog.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 03:17 AM (6IPEM)
And we actually haul stuff in our trucks.
And go muddin'
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at June 10, 2016 12:30 AM (rlfds)
For you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDY6bWT5oTM
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2016 03:17 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 12:20 AM (lutOX)
Naw, you would just have to strip her naked and bathe her in tomato juice. For several hours...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2016 03:11 AM (GSdpU)
....in a room away from the main house....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 03:18 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2016 03:11 AM (GSdpU)
***
That proposal, while not entirely lacking in its charm, would still be a no-go.
A stinky niece, wasting my tomato juice, is not on the agenda.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 03:18 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 03:18 AM (EzgxV)
Heh...
Poor girl.... I'm glad it didn't come to that.
Such a sweetheart, but strictly FOB.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 03:19 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2016 12:50 AM (RrDm2)
The 3.0 CS was a very pretty car. 2002 was utilitarian-looking, but had good handling and performance. But the Datsun 510 did darn near as well, for about half the money.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2016 03:23 AM (GSdpU)
There's a smell, and it's not that skunk. So, I'll just find some pithy closer and head off to bed. Pithy, I said, and without a lithp.
Good night, Grathies.
-=♥=-
Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them. And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against any: that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses.
Posted by: mindful webworker's thenthe of thmell at June 10, 2016 03:27 AM (LtSaI)
Skunk Off Bath
1 pint hydrogen peroxide
1/4 cup baking soda
1/4 teaspoon dish soap
let sit for approximately 10 minutes on pet, then rinse thoroughly
Repeat PRN
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2016 03:29 AM (cqiFV)
I remember the first time I rode with her - I was thunderstruck at how beautifully she drove.
And then, when we went to market and she opened her trunk and I saw not only a perfectly organized collection of tools and the like, but also a bottle of Marvel's Miracle Oil, I knew, she was The One.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 03:30 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2016 03:32 AM (cqiFV)
***
It's a damned good thing it didn't come to that... that poor girl - could you imagine what that would do to her soft, alabaster skin? Her beautiful hair, dark as night?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 03:32 AM (lutOX)
Probably me. I set him up for that exchange by asking for prayers. I baited him but he is a liar. He has retained all my contact info and could settle this privately if he wanted to. I have none for him and he shows up here pretending to be this great praying guy.
No. Not.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 03:33 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2016 03:32 AM (cqiFV)
***
Heh.. someone's in IMP-Ex, I see.
No, Fresh Off the Boat.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 03:33 AM (lutOX)
-------------
Wow.
Is this a contest to see how fuckin' ugly we can be?
You win.
But I'll come back to play for a minute... we're cutting to the bone then, right?
Posted by: Chi at June 10, 2016 03:34 AM (iAKxT)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2016 03:35 AM (cqiFV)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 03:35 AM (6IPEM)
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Thank you for your opinion. I take my privacy very seriously like you do. I have zero contact information for him not his email and his super sekrit email or phone # bc he asked me to delete all of it. Which I did.
I asked him to do the same which he claimed to. Yet here is cutting and pasting quotes from emails from me on this blog.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 03:17 AM (6IPEM)
This connects to "fake prayers" how? Look, hate him all you want; nail him for "fake assurances", call him an asshole in however many ways you deem fit.
And, BTW, I only noted that he had quoted emails TO you with your personal information redacted. His words do not cease to be his words once sent to you.
I seriously do not wish to be a party to this clusterfark and cherish you both in your non-feuding personas.....but you should know that attacking the validity of someone's prayers is, shall we say, sketchy -- and claiming control of another's words because they were once addressed to you is a non-starter.
Cite one occasion when he quoted YOUR words after pledging to erase them, and I'll readily concede the point.....for what it's worth, being that this won't be judged by the HQ by a jury of Morons.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 03:36 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 02:20 AM (EzgxV)
What you are describing is about par for custom exhaust shops, and some of the better-run outlets of the big chains. Custom-bending pipes, and welding joints means they don't have to carry such a big inventory of parts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2016 03:37 AM (GSdpU)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2016 03:37 AM (cqiFV)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 03:38 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 03:15 AM (EzgxV)
Yeah, go ahead and spoil a beautiful evening!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2016 03:41 AM (GSdpU)
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So don't. I don't want your help or need it. Same with Chi.
Walk away.
This is someone I confided in and placed some trust in unlike either of you. So, yes, it's personal. Bc he decided to bring this to the blog
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 03:41 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2016 03:41 AM (GSdpU)
***
heh... it was a beautiful evening.
Had she managed to coax that 'cute little cat' over, it might have ended on a down-note.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 03:43 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 02:20 AM (EzgxV)
What you are describing is about par for custom exhaust shops, and some of the better-run outlets of the big chains. Custom-bending pipes, and welding joints means they don't have to carry such a big inventory of parts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2016 03:37 AM (GSdpU)
I've seen it, and it is a thing of beauty. I just never suspected it would continue in this globalized world.
Had a discussion with a guy in the waiting area.....he was thinking that restaurants might still have employment when everything was manufactured in China. I replied that we were rapidly moving toward an economy where the only American labor was doing lapdances -- and I'd only appeal to a very select market.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 03:43 AM (EzgxV)
When I got home, I was just beat. Went down for nap; slept about 4 hours. Got up, read a couple hours here, now I am ready to sleep until morning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2016 03:48 AM (GSdpU)
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So don't. I don't want your help or need it. Same with Chi.
Walk away.
This is someone I confided in and placed some trust in unlike either of you. So, yes, it's personal. Bc he decided to bring this to the blog
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 03:41 AM (6IPEM)
Don't attack prayer -- and if you're going to accuse him on the blog of misusing your personal info, don't just quote his using his words with your personal info redacted. The first makes you look contemptuous; the second makes you look intellectually dishonest. You can have a valid, legitimate beef with him without either. Much as I dislike being attacked and dragged into others' feuds, I'm saying this as a friend.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 03:52 AM (EzgxV)
Granted, I was a Liberal Arts Major who chose as her Sr. Thesis, the Aeneid...
"War, what is it good for?"
"Lot's of things!"
Posted by: Deety (Roof Korean) at June 10, 2016 03:54 AM (xPWMR)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2016 03:54 AM (d9qXV)
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So don't. I don't want your help or need it. Same with Chi.
Walk away.
This is someone I confided in and placed some trust in unlike either of you. So, yes, it's personal. Bc he decided to bring this to the blog
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 03:41 AM (6IPEM)
Don't attack prayer -- and if you're going to accuse him on the blog of misusing your personal info, don't just quote his using his words with your personal info redacted. The first makes you look contemptuous; the second makes you look intellectually dishonest. You can have a valid, legitimate beef with him without either. Much as I dislike being attacked and dragged into others' feuds, I'm saying this as a friend.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 03:52 AM (EzgxV)
And, BTW, I don't currently think you're either contemptuous or intellectually dishonest.....but if you continue with these arguments once informed of their flaws.....
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 03:55 AM (EzgxV)
Granted, I was a Liberal Arts Major who chose as her Sr. Thesis, the Aeneid...
"War, what is it good for?"
"Lot's of things!"
Posted by: Deety (Roof Korean) at June 10, 2016 03:54 AM (xPWMR)
*smiles*
Good to see you, Deety -- how have you been?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 03:57 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 10, 2016 04:01 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2016 04:01 AM (cqiFV)
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2016 04:01 AM (d9qXV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2016 04:01 AM (cqiFV)
Not felt in Silicon Valley, so it's not the one where half the state dumps into the Pacific.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 04:02 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: BourbonChicken, Protector of Ancient Memes at June 10, 2016 04:03 AM (VdICR)
I don't hate the guy. I don't like public feuds like this which I have been forced into. I have NO contact info for him to settle this privately. He has all mine but insists on doing it this way. So be it.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 04:04 AM (6IPEM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEiMQfSrZw
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 04:04 AM (lutOX)
I deleted her emails, but I never deleted the stuff in the "sent emails" area.
I promised her that I would delete everything, but I was negligent because I never get emails in that back-channel address.
I understand her frustration because I made a promise that I negligently reneged upon.
She saw words that she thought had been deleted.
I don't feel that I deserve the scorn, but that's not up to me to decide. I refuse to retaliate.
That is all.
End of Discussion.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 04:07 AM (OQ9R7)
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Ha ha ha. Says the guy who just realized that he called me "comtemtpous" and "intelelctually dishonest."
Nice walk back.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 04:08 AM (6IPEM)
both over 5 on the Richter scale
the big one is coming!
USGS link
http://tinyurl.com/j9el9ah
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2016 04:09 AM (cqiFV)
Posted by: BourbonChicken, Protector of Ancient Memes at June 10, 2016 04:03 AM (VdICR)
***
Heh...
heh...
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 04:10 AM (lutOX)
I don't hate the guy. I don't like public feuds like this which I have been forced into. I have NO contact info for him to settle this privately. He has all mine but insists on doing it this way. So be it.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 04:04 AM (6IPEM)
Thanks for all of your kind words. So, what do you want that I can give you? You want I should explore backchannel, to establish a connection to settle privately? You want I should urge him via backchannel to contact you? I consider myself a friend -- how can I help?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 04:10 AM (EzgxV)
https://youtu.be/apaJ3A56XbM
This has a huge 1980s vibe, but it's hardly a pastiche. It makes me love the decade even more than I already do.
Posted by: BourbonChicken, Protector of Ancient Memes at June 10, 2016 04:10 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2016 04:11 AM (cqiFV)
----
I want exactly nothing from you. Leave me alone. Go hug Chi, your twin.
I can deal with Slapweasel all by myself. He is actually kinder than either of you.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 04:14 AM (6IPEM)
like the mystics and statistics say it will ...
Posted by: Vertov at June 10, 2016 04:14 AM (MImDu)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2016 04:11 AM (cqiFV)
***
And that reminds me of a song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hLZstCG-ik
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at June 10, 2016 04:15 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 04:17 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 04:17 AM (OQ9R7)
I deleted her emails, but I never deleted the stuff in the "sent emails" area.
I promised her that I would delete everything, but I was negligent because I never get emails in that back-channel address.
I understand her frustration because I made a promise that I negligently reneged upon.
She saw words that she thought had been deleted.
I don't feel that I deserve the scorn, but that's not up to me to decide. I refuse to retaliate.
That is all.
End of Discussion.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 04:07 AM (OQ9R7)
Yeah, I figured out most of the email part along the way -- and you can spat over that all you want.....but you weren't leaking HER words.
And she's attacking someone she deems to be dishonest in a way that attacks a significant proportion of the Horde. You and her can keep sparring as you wish, without involving anyone who has said "Amen" to a Slapweasel prayer.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 04:18 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 04:18 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 04:19 AM (OQ9R7)
I love you. I will continue to pray for you and wish you all the best.
Just know that you personally ran at least two long-time commenters off the HQ without any effort. Probably 20+ years of idiocy gone.
Something a couple of real assholes haven't managed to do, and I can think of one that tried pretty hard.
Posted by: Chi at June 10, 2016 04:21 AM (iAKxT)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 04:23 AM (6IPEM)
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Ha ha ha. Says the guy who just realized that he called me "comtemtpous" and "intelelctually dishonest."
Nice walk back.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 04:08 AM (6IPEM)
Your arguments WERE and ARE. I didn't take them as evidence that you were, yourself, doing more than casting-about for convenient arguments. If you persist with such vile arguments, after having their flaws identified, you would certainly evidence adhesion to such arguments and their worst ramifications. There is no walk-back involved. And, if you read between the lines, I am giving you the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 04:24 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 04:25 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 04:28 AM (OQ9R7)
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You do know that you aren't privileged to my conversation and correspondence with him, right? So keep talking about noting you actually know about.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 04:29 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 04:19 AM (OQ9R7)
Yeah, I get that she's plenty pissed-off at you -- which you and her get to own -- but I'm increasingly irritated that she's insulting the rest of us with spillover.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 04:30 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 04:30 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 04:31 AM (OQ9R7)
-Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 04:30 AM (EzgxV)
Yeah. For the sake of All that is Holy, Shut Up. ...lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 04:32 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 04:33 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 04:37 AM (6IPEM)
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You do know that you aren't privileged to my conversation and correspondence with him, right? So keep talking about noting you actually know about.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 04:29 AM (6IPEM)
You said that he'd been "shaming you on the blog", on the blog. On the blog, in what I saw, he used his own words and not yours. Now you want to say I'm not privileged to conversation off the blog.....well, duh.
I'm saying that I never saw anything ON THE BLOG where he violated security. And for you to insist that there is something improper ON THE BLOG reeks of intellectual dishonesty when it is supposedly entirely supported by statements OFF THE BLOG.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 04:39 AM (EzgxV)
You do realize that Slapweasel asked you to stop bc you weren't helping in any way but you have insisted on having this fight with me on his behalf that he doesn't want.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 04:42 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 04:46 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Vertov at June 10, 2016 04:46 AM (MImDu)
Please - never type my name again.
I have vowed to leave this sanctuary because of you, but if I come back, it will not be pretty.
Posted by: Chi at June 10, 2016 04:49 AM (iAKxT)
I'll take you up on that - what flavor? I'm just polishing off the last of some basic Beam ...
Posted by: Chi at June 10, 2016 04:51 AM (iAKxT)
Posted by: Vertov at June 10, 2016 04:53 AM (MImDu)
My usual is "Colonels Pride" - maybe 70 cents more for a handle, but on the same shelf. I happened to have an extra couple bucks this week, though, so I splurged...
Posted by: Chi at June 10, 2016 04:59 AM (iAKxT)
Posted by: Paul Ryan's Smegma Addiction at June 10, 2016 05:00 AM (EyIUG)
You do realize that Slapweasel asked you to stop bc you weren't helping in any way but you have insisted on having this fight with me on his behalf that he doesn't want.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 04:42 AM (6IPEM)
Who is crazier and angrier? You have been maintaining ON THE BLOG that Slapweasel has been humiliating you ON THE BLOG based on secret conversations OFF THE BLOG that people are not allowed to question. You've ripped into my friend Chi and myself for alluding to this logical inconsistency. You now propose to exile me to the depths of hell for insisting that allegations of bad behaviour ON THE BLOG should be backed up by evidence ON THE BLOG.
Yeah, I'm a little pissed off. Need I swear that freedom is slavery, black is white, and war is peace?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 05:02 AM (EzgxV)
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Don't leave. Just do not speak to me ever again. I have no problem with you or Cthulhu though both of you seem to with me.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 05:04 AM (6IPEM)
Grew up next to a Hiram Walker disterlly and a Pabst brewery. Can still remember the smells walking to school.
Anyway - raise that glass! and toast - ummm, how about, a few days after D-Day - Ike!
Posted by: Vertov at June 10, 2016 05:04 AM (MImDu)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 04:46 AM (6IPEM)
Do you retain enough self-awareness to understand how much "back off and shut up" is offensive?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 05:06 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 05:02 AM (EzgxV
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Yeah, do that.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 05:07 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 05:06 AM (EzgxV)
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No. Guess not.
Back off and shut up.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 05:09 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 05:10 AM (6IPEM)
I offered you nothing but kindness and friendship the other night (and my phone number).
You answered that with derision and personal insults, simply because I told you that another poster didn't deserve your nasty attack on him.
Then tonight you keep dragging my name into your ME! ME! ME! drama.
You have a screw loose, L. Tighten up.
And, Fuck you.
You still want to cut to the bone? I'm game, darlin'...
Posted by: Chi at June 10, 2016 05:14 AM (iAKxT)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 05:18 AM (EzgxV)
Awful, Terrible, OK, Nice?!
I've been and I'm *being* everything and nothing right now.
Dad's safe and made it through his open-heart surgery.
I had a blast, manning the front-lines, as a telecommuting Sword of Justice dealing w/ ID Theft for a software company during tax season.
Waiting for the call back but until...
Going to do some Merchandising with a new company, in a new state (I GREW UP HERE! Back when it was all Cornfields and shit. Kirk Rd., made sense to me because there was a big-ass church on my way to a theater gig in the middle of cornfields, 30 years ago!)
Posted by: Deety (Roof Korean) at June 10, 2016 05:18 AM (xPWMR)
Awful, Terrible, OK, Nice?!
I've been and I'm *being* everything and nothing right now.
Dad's safe and made it through his open-heart surgery.
I had a blast, manning the front-lines, as a telecommuting Sword of Justice dealing w/ ID Theft for a software company during tax season.
Waiting for the call back but until...
Going to do some Merchandising with a new company, in a new state (I GREW UP HERE! Back when it was all Cornfields and shit. Kirk Rd., made sense to me because there was a big-ass church on my way to a theater gig in the middle of cornfields, 30 years ago!)
Posted by: Deety (Roof Korean) at June 10, 2016 05:18 AM (xPWMR)
I hope that Fortune continues to smile upon you as much, or more, than recently. We live in chaotic times.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 05:21 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2016 05:22 AM (cqiFV)
seriously: WTF?
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2016 05:22 AM (cqiFV)
WTF, WTF?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 05:24 AM (EzgxV)
Bourbon for me.
Posted by: Vertov at June 10, 2016 04:46 AM (MImDu)
_____________________
Make mine a double.....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 10, 2016 05:24 AM (loSzc)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 05:24 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 05:24 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2016 05:25 AM (Q/mcH)
Posted by: Chi at June 10, 2016 05:26 AM (iAKxT)
Posted by: Chi at June 10, 2016 05:26 AM (iAKxT)
A better closer would have been some reconciliations.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 05:30 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 05:32 AM (6IPEM)
Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, June 10, 2016. On this day in 1854 the first class of United States Naval Academy students graduated.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 10, 2016 05:34 AM (mpXpK)
The other night I read *all* the comments on an ONT like I haven't in a LOOONG time.
Made me feel uncomfortable, it did.
THIS is creeping me, right the fuck out!
L, Elle?
STOP IT!
http://bit.ly/KG1MTw
I get to say this because I have been ONT'ing since before it was a "thing".
Since before Paranoid In Seattle became PGIS and dated (!?) xgenghisx, RIP.
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 10, 2016 05:36 AM (mpXpK)
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Four Republican senators, James Lankford of Oklahoma, Ted Cruz of Texas, and Utah's Orrin Hatch and Mike Lee, said they would introduce legislation Friday to prohibit federal settlement agreements that require donations to third parties.
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 10, 2016 05:38 AM (mpXpK)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 10, 2016 05:39 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 10, 2016 05:39 AM (mpXpK)
There is nothing that forgiveness can't handle, lest one's life be threatened.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 05:39 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 05:39 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 10, 2016 05:43 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Belly up to the Bar!! Plenty of room. at June 10, 2016 05:48 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 05:32 AM (6IPEM)
*rolling eyes at explaining the stupid*
Slapweasel can effectively ask us to stop defending attacks against him. You also attacked "those who pray" and "logic". You haven't continued your attacks on the prayerful, which is a good sign -- though you have neither repudiated such attacks nor apologized. You have continued to attack the logical, in personal, vituperative ways. I am repulsed and offended by your behavior and have emailed quotes from your posts to Ace and Maet that should justify your banning, including @658. If you can find something I have posted that is 1/100 as vile, feel free to send it to TPTB and request that I be banned.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 05:50 AM (EzgxV)
I've got two on my front porch. One of them waiting for that special woman.
...or someone who will help me replacing a transmission in my rider-mower.
In that case, it'll be coffee and not cognac.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 05:51 AM (OQ9R7)
I'ma get a coffee and sit on my Sunrise Chair, now!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 05:53 AM (OQ9R7)
I'ma get a coffee and sit on my Sunrise Chair, now!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 05:53 AM (OQ9R7)
You might be an asshole -- records are sealed.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 05:55 AM (EzgxV)
There is nothing that forgiveness can't handle, lest one's life be threatened.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 10, 2016 05:39 AM (OQ9R7)
Yeah, you shut up too!
Who the hell gives out their phone number over the intarwebz!
ESPECIALLY if you need to sleep/ work/ sleep so you CAN work.
I don't dick around anymore.
When I am SLEEPING?, Smartphone, is OFF!
When I am WORKING?
Prolly not going to pick up.
Posted by: Deety (Roof Korean) at June 10, 2016 05:58 AM (xPWMR)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 06:00 AM (6IPEM)
Hispanics aren't native to California either but whatever.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 10, 2016 06:01 AM (fFXv5)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 10, 2016 06:01 AM (J+mig)
Who is "off her rocker"?
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 06:03 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 05:50 AM (EzgxV)
Granted, I haven't seen most of the ONT thread, and I guess I don't want to but...
WTH is WRONG with you people?!
Knock it off!
Posted by: Deety (Roof Korean) at June 10, 2016 06:05 AM (xPWMR)
"I sincerely apologize for making words that I SWORE I'd deleted appear on the blog. Please believe me when I say that I deleted your emails and info. I swear to God that I did."
--- Sent to me from Slpaweasel this morning
Now he is back on the blog with Chi and Cthulhu trashing me
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 06:07 AM (6IPEM)
It's a minefield, compadre. Don't go strolling into it. Ain't no good that'll come of it.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 10, 2016 06:08 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Belly up to the Bar!! Plenty of room. at June 10, 2016 06:09 AM (WVsWD)
Would you like me to post that whole email, Slapweasel? Would you?
The three of you are hinting that I should be ignored because crazy or something.
You're all sick.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 06:15 AM (6IPEM)
Anyone ever had a Vitamin D deficiency? If you started to take a supplement, did yo notice the effects?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Belly up to the Bar!! Plenty of room. at June 10, 2016 06:09 AM (WVsWD)
_________________________
I get all the vitamin D I need from Drambuie, and I look forward to the effects....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 10, 2016 06:15 AM (loSzc)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at June 10, 2016 06:18 AM (rJUlF)
Knock it off!
If the two of you don't stop making the rest of the Moron Horde CRINGE with your embarrassing, personal, bullshit, we're gonna have to monetize this BS for Ace.
BTW, when was the last time *either* of you hit the Pay-Pal button for Ace?
Posted by: Deety (Roof Korean) at June 10, 2016 06:19 AM (xPWMR)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Belly up to the Bar!! Plenty of room. at June 10, 2016 06:19 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Belly up to the Bar!! Plenty of room. at June 10, 2016 06:09 AM (WVsWD)
My doc has me taking 2k iu/day....don't notice anything.
Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2016 06:19 AM (j7iSn)
"I sincerely apologize for making words that I SWORE I'd deleted appear on the blog. Please believe me when I say that I deleted your emails and info. I swear to God that I did."
--- Sent to me from Slpaweasel this morning
Now he is back on the blog with Chi and Cthulhu trashing me
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 06:07 AM (6IPEM)
(1) you're quoting him; he hasn't, to my knowledge, quoted you. Your "he's divulging things" still fails, not that we care.
(2) If we're trashing you, we're trashing you with logic -- not because we have a dog in this hunt.
(3) Exactly what part of @656 seems reasonable? Be maximally specific.
(4) It should be well noted that you have been the one to expand your quarrel and advance on other fronts.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 06:20 AM (EzgxV)
I am sorry for betraying your trust. I am sorry for being curt and angry. I am sorry for taking you to task, like some troll.
You didn't deserve that."
Sent from Slapweasel last night while he and Chi and Chrulhu spent the night disparaging me
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 06:20 AM (6IPEM)
I am sorry for betraying your trust. I am sorry for being curt and angry. I am sorry for taking you to task, like some troll.
You didn't deserve that."
Sent from Slapweasel last night while he and Chi and Chrulhu spent the night disparaging me
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 06:20 AM (6IPEM)
Are you so clueless that you don't realize -- you insulted dozens of people and you're claiming you were right because one apologized. We can't weigh-in on your wrongs from the one who apologized because we weren't there.....but you're not vindicated.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 10, 2016 06:25 AM (EzgxV)
Just spoke to my Doctor yesterday. Had labs done a few weeks ago. Everything ok except low Vit D. Put me on one pill a week.
It's blue.
I guess I'm taking the blue pill now.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Belly up to the Bar!! Plenty of room. at June 10, 2016 06:26 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 06:26 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 10, 2016 06:27 AM (loSzc)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Belly up to the Bar!! Plenty of room. at June 10, 2016 06:28 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 06:29 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Belly up to the Bar!! Plenty of room. at June 10, 2016 06:19 AM (WVsWD)
_______________________________
I prefer to think of it as half empty.....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 10, 2016 06:29 AM (loSzc)
Posted by: Paul Ryan's Snug Fit Prophylactics for the Girth Impaired at June 10, 2016 06:29 AM (10hEu)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Belly up to the Bar!! Plenty of room. at June 10, 2016 06:09 AM (WVsWD)
_________________________
I was prescribed vit D a few years ago. I felt almost an immediate lifting of mood after the first couple of doses. YMMV
Posted by: @votermom at June 10, 2016 06:32 AM (7lVbc)
It's all become quite personal. If this man had any class, he would have settled this privately but insists on doing it publicly on freaking blog instead.
So here we are.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 06:32 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: @votermom at June 10, 2016 06:32 AM (7lVbc)
__________________________
I get the same result with Drambuie...
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 10, 2016 06:36 AM (loSzc)
Mother fuckers!!
Posted by: Kreplach at June 10, 2016 06:37 AM (3Xxpy)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Belly up to the Bar!! Plenty of room. at June 10, 2016 06:39 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Belly up to the Bar!! Plenty of room. at June 10, 2016 06:09 AM (WVsWD)
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Indeed, it was likely to blame for this phase I went through in college. And after college. And my continued support for the House Page Program.
Posted by: Paul Ryan - Number 1 Meghan Trainor Fan at June 10, 2016 06:39 AM (10hEu)
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Yes. CRINGEWORTHY and embarrassing personal bullshit. That's his choice. He could have handled this like a gentleman but has decided instead to egg on two stupid assholes into demeaning me on this blog while sending me private apologies at the same time.
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 06:40 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: TeamRawDog at June 10, 2016 06:43 AM (10hEu)
Posted by: WKL at June 10, 2016 06:45 AM (G/6mC)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Free Beer Tomorrow! at June 10, 2016 06:46 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: L, Elle at June 10, 2016 06:26 AM (6IPEM)
DON'T CARE!!!
$30 on Pay-Pal from ALL Y'ALL, to the Ewok for shitting on his blog comments and Maet's ONT for 3 days.
I just paid $60.
So, there!
(You guys just...)
Posted by: Deety (Roof Korean) at June 10, 2016 06:52 AM (xPWMR)
War is coming.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 10, 2016 06:56 AM (nRDAS)
And you also gotta love how the left can constitutionalize their agenda
out of whole clothe of emanations and penumbras and explicit words like
the "the right of people to keep and bear arms" is a puzzlement and
enigma and transitory and can be attenuated on a whim.
War is coming.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 10, 2016 06:56 AM (nRDAS)
The rule of law has effectively ceased, and the arbitrary whims of the ruling class, otherwise known as tyranny, have replaced it.
I wish I could disagree with your assessment. You are most likely correct. I hope I am wrong.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 10, 2016 06:58 AM (J+mig)
Also, this just reinforces two thing to me:
End game is near. Disarming the populace is always key.
Judges. We should have always been going after the leftist judges on any and every thing to keep them off higher courts. So skaroo that Mexican judge.
Posted by: @votermom at June 10, 2016 07:01 AM (7lVbc)
Think of all the missed cocktail party invites!!!
Posted by: Your Friendly Grand Old Party at June 10, 2016 07:03 AM (WVsWD)
Judges. We should have always been going after the leftist judges on any and every thing to keep them off higher courts. So skaroo that Mexican judge.
Posted by: @votermom at June 10, 2016 07:01 AM (7lVbc)
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Agree.
I never had a problem with Trump's comments.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2016 07:03 AM (U+nHb)
I was prescribed vit D a few years ago. I felt almost an immediate lifting of mood after the first couple of doses. YMMV
Posted by: @votermom at June 10, 2016 06:32 AM (7lVbc)
I'm on 50,000 IU per week, plus another 1,000 IU per day. I live in PA though, and we barely get enough sun shine here over the summer months to melt off the winter ice and snow.
I did immediately notice a difference...but that could have been related to other changes in blood chemistry.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 10, 2016 07:06 AM (i2t8l)
Posted by: Your Friendly Grand Old Party at June 10, 2016 07:07 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: @votermom at June 10, 2016 06:32 AM (7lVbc)
I'm still craving chocolate.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Trump/Trump 2016! at June 10, 2016 07:08 AM (WVsWD)
Anyone else noticing that the WASTF index is approaching unity ?
Anyone have any concerns about this ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs)_relocating_to_more_rural_area_asap at June 10, 2016 07:09 AM (3X3ZR)
Posted by: Your Friendly Grand Old Party at June 10, 2016 07:07 AM (WVsWD)
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Word
Posted by: Paul Ryan's Crotchless Adult Diapers at June 10, 2016 07:15 AM (10hEu)
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Posted by: Tim in Illinois Trump/Trump 2016! at June 10, 2016 07:08 AM (WVsWD)
Eat the chocolate, lol.
Or maybe you need a multi vit.
Posted by: @votermom at June 10, 2016 07:24 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2016 07:25 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2016 07:26 AM (ptqRm)
Already ate the chocolate. I'm feeling much better now.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois When the burning times come. Don't forget the hotdogs!!! at June 10, 2016 07:27 AM (WVsWD)
It had nothing to do with islam!!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois When the burning times come. Don't forget the hotdogs!!! at June 10, 2016 07:29 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 10, 2016 07:30 AM (i2t8l)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2016 07:30 AM (ptqRm)
Does it come with a beer holder?
If so, good deal.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2016 07:31 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: nckate at June 10, 2016 07:32 AM (M4JNr)
Does it come with a beer holder?
If so, good deal.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2016 07:31 AM (ptqRm)
I have a stylish, and jaunty hat which holds two cans of beer at the same time.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 10, 2016 07:33 AM (i2t8l)
Then you're good to go.
Got a way to get this thing to the house?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2016 07:34 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Kudzu King at June 10, 2016 07:40 AM (loSzc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2016 07:34 AM (ptqRm)
Not at the moment. We don't own a truck, so it's either ask friends, or pay to have it delivered.
My only concern is that it has a 'consumer grade' transaxle...which means no external filter, and no way to drain/refill it. Lack of filter means any contamination that finds it's way inside, circulates forever, and eventually destroys the pump.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 10, 2016 07:41 AM (i2t8l)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 10, 2016 07:44 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 10, 2016 07:45 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois When the burning times come. Don't forget the hotdogs!!! at June 10, 2016 07:47 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 10, 2016 07:49 AM (cqiFV)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 10, 2016 07:33 AM (i2t8l)
I want one of those! In fuschia to match my trusty crossbow.
Crossbow and beer hat- I will be the envy of all this summer.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at June 10, 2016 07:49 AM (P8951)
It should be possible to add an external filter too....though the device isn't designed to accommodate one. I might look to see if I can swap it out for a commercial grade transaxle, which has all that already in place.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 10, 2016 07:50 AM (i2t8l)
"Don't be deceived because you are not hearing the sound of gunfire, because even so you are fighting for your lives. And you're fighting against the best organized and the most capable enemy of freedom and of right and decency that has ever been abroad in the world."--Ronald Reagan, Your America To Be Free, 1957
And we still are.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 10, 2016 10:21 AM (m6qV1)
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