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Thursday, May 26 Overnight Thread - Dregs of the Dregs Edition [Weirddave]
This is it. The last day of your time in the wilderness. On Sunday, Maet will be back and your regularly scheduled ONTing will resume, but for tonight, one last night, y'all are stuck with me again. So consider this the dregs of the dregs* edition of the ONT.
The World's Most Handsome Horse It's Fabio! In horse form! Yes, they use the Fabio comparison in the article linked as well, but it was my first thought on seeing the picture. That is one beautiful animal.
Slow Motion Video
Technical progress is a wonderful thing. Modern video techniques allow us to not just freeze a moment in time for later review, but to actually slow it down to better observe what occurred. Sports broadcasters have been using this technology for years to allow fans to better appreciate the nuances of the game, but now with proliferation of super high speed cameras, entire new worlds of wonder are accessible to the average human in a way they never have been before.Skipping Slow Motion from photography-factory.co.uk on Vimeo.
Literary Interlude What if David Mamet wrote 2001?Musical Interlude
Career Choices So you want to be a musician, but your parents are adamant that you instead take up a more traditional trade, one more likely to lead to financial security, like woodworking. What should one do when faced with such a dilemma? Oh, I dunno, maybe this.
Abortion News Leftists Watch Abortion Video. Immediately Become Pro-Life On Camera! I've long thought that when I get rich, I'd like to fund a fleet of buses, staffed with nurses and equipped with 3-D ultrasound machines. I would have these buses park close to abortion abattoirs, where they would simply offer free ultrasounds to any woman that wanted them. That's it. No pressure, no preaching, no anything else. Just free 3-D ultrasounds to any and all that wanted them. I did a little research and it looked like the equipment cost would be upwards of $100K, plus staff and of course security. Well, I'm not rich yet, but it's a hell of an idea for a non-profit. Mid-East Update ISIS is getting into the pet food business
But The Water Was Only Chest High to the Ducks!
Sobering Confessions Of A Nazi Concentration Camp Survivor Hard to read, but this man is definitely a better man than I. I loved this part, however:
What was your initial experience of America when you first arrived in 1947? Well, when I was arrived, I was very, very overcome. I was impressed. It was just overwhelming to me.
First, I arrived in New York harbor, and of course, the skyscrapers, the lifestyle… I made a sort of promise to myself then: This is going to be the first day of your life. From this day on, there is only ONE place to go: SUCCEED. I will build a family, I will do whatever I can in my power to succeed in this United States of America.
And this was my first impression. I liked what I seen. I met people who I thought were industrious, with businesses and families and love…there’s respect. I loved what I saw in America. I became American in my heart immediately. So I adopted America, and I am glad America adopted me, and allowed me to be part of it, and become a citizen.
I Can't Imagine Why How John Hinckley Lives Now
Wow, is that how people see me? I have these other aspects of my life that no one knows about. I’m an artist. I’m a musician. Nobody knows that. They just see me as the guy who tried to kill Reagan.It's like the guy is determined to be a living embodiment of the punchline to and old joke - “But you fuck one lousy goat....”.
Dystopia In between MySpace and Facebook, there was LiveJournal. It's still big outside the US, I understand, but eight years ago, just after the election of Obama, Sigma-one-seven started a journal. It purported to be written by a member of the American Resistance, writing from the year 2033, using some type of temporal technology her cell had captured from a government laboratory. The journal was kept up for about 4 years, and it was an amazingly good read about the trials and tribulations she was going through with her cell, fighting off government agencies, helping normal citizens (for example, people in rural Virginia were freezing to death due to government prohibition against burning wood-to combat “global warming", of course-during raging blizzards that were the norm), and trying to keep the ideals of America alive. It was well written, engaging in a serial style, and the story had everything: People put in camps, genetically engineered wolves, states seceding, and lots of “history” (to her, speculative future to us. You'll never guess who the president is, for example.). It'll take a while to read it all, but it is very enjoyable. The story starts here. At the time it seemed far fetched.
Dad Jokes When Big was about 14, I got up one morning and discovered that he had left 2 tabs open on my computer. One was his Facebook page, the other porn. I immediately updated his FB-”Big thinks his father doesn't know that he gets up early to whack off to online porn”-and changed his password. I didn't let him erase it for two days. These aren't quite as cruel, but then again, none of these kids thought they were smarter than me either.
Hollywood's Economic Ignorance Ever wonder why so many people believe so many things that just aren't so? Well, a large part of it is due to the fact that the “reality” painted by mass media is anything but. Here's an interesting four part series examining just how wrong much of the “economics” presented as common knowledge by Hollywood really is. Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Thief With a Conscience Thief returns stolen items with an apology, sheriff says
According to the sheriff, at least one of the thieves went back to the marina on Monday night and returned all of the stolen items, undamaged, along with an apology note.
The note read, "I am very sorry. I do not know why I did it in the first place. It's way out of my character. That is not what kind of person I am. I do not even remember doing it. I am so sorry. I know this does not make it ok, but it is your stuff, not mine. Again, I am very sorry."
Thief Without a Conscience Apple Stole My Music. No, Seriously. This guy signed up for Apple Music, and the software scanned his computer, downloaded 122GB of music, and then erased it off of his hard drive. It's part of a growing movement where corporations don't let you own any content, you simply pay them to access what you "buy". If they don't want something out there, then poof! Down the memory hole. Something similar happened to me. I have about 1000 mp3s that I've accumulated over the years. I loaded them all onto my iPhone6, and I used to put it on random and listen while I was driving. I say used to, because the last time I updated my iPhone, Apple erased them all without my permission. The guy at the phone store confirmed that yes, Apple does that. I've been very happy with my iPhone, but this may be enough to drive me back to Android next time I upgrade. Scary, scary stuff.
A Dog's Life The men who live as dogs
That's a face that is saying “Please, shoot me now” if I've ever seen one.Tonight's ONT brought to you by racks of....er, ribs. Yes, that's it, ribs.
*Yes, dregs. You should see the stuff I left out, like a video of porn stars sharing the most extreme scenes they've done, a "practical joke" that involved putting capsaicin on a woman's Tampax and Yoko. Yes, there's always Yoko, so mind your manners.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2016 10:42 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2016 10:43 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2016 10:43 PM (EzgxV)
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Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2016 10:44 PM (PLnZs)
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Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 26, 2016 10:45 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 26, 2016 10:45 PM (7PB/U)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:46 PM (ku3KF)
Posted by: NCKate at May 26, 2016 10:46 PM (IZFV4)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 26, 2016 10:46 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Adriane the Cynic ... at May 26, 2016 10:47 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:48 PM (ku3KF)
Colorado: "What is Wyoming?"
Kansas: "How to make meth?"
California: "Is Bernie Sanders vegan?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 26, 2016 10:48 PM (ntObR)
https://twitter.com/DerekThornton71/status/735997420404756480
Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 10:48 PM (7lVbc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:48 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2016 10:48 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:49 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2016 10:49 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: freaked at May 26, 2016 10:49 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 26, 2016 10:49 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 10:50 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 10:50 PM (DW+jj)
what could be better?
Heh...got a sweet little thing coming to pay me a visit....maybe I can get her to cook me some ribs in place of the usual sammich...
Good night, gentle fappers....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 10:50 PM (lutOX)
Let me tell you, it is nice to be living in a place where friends can get together to drink beer while playing chamber music, and they ACTUALLY WANT TO, and do it on a regular basis.
Dvorak, Shostakovich, and Schubert all say "hi."
Posted by: Piercello at May 26, 2016 10:50 PM (RXfvh)
Posted by: Man who lives as a pig at May 26, 2016 10:51 PM (BO/km)
Just in case this hasn't been posted yet, further adventures of Mr #ManEnough4Hillary
https://twitter.com/DerekThornton71/status/735997420404756480
Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 10:48 PM (7lVbc)
Oh, good grief. His 15 minutes. They're over.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:51 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: homer simpson at May 26, 2016 10:51 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 10:52 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 10:52 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 26, 2016 10:52 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 26, 2016 10:52 PM (vVhlK)
Got storms coming in. Pink and brown and red.
(sex jokes will follow)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:52 PM (ku3KF)
very fabio like
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 10:50 PM (0O7c5)
That was the first thing that came to my mind.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:52 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 26, 2016 10:53 PM (rJUlF)
What kind of sick mind would even say that? Well, it's Weird Dave.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 10:52 PM (+1T7c)
The man married a redheaded Canadian. Clearly he's a little crazy.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 26, 2016 10:53 PM (7PB/U)
Posted by: NCKate at May 26, 2016 10:53 PM (IZFV4)
Posted by: freaked at May 26, 2016 10:53 PM (BO/km)
That is just noylt right. It should have a third s...
Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 10:54 PM (YaSSM)
Posted by: Man who lives as a pig"
You live in Georgia by any chance?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:54 PM (ku3KF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:48 PM (1ZOkK)
You walked right into that one.
Posted by: Blano at May 26, 2016 10:54 PM (heN73)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 26, 2016 10:54 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 10:54 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:55 PM (1ZOkK)
*carefully re-reads side-bar*
Oh......never mind.
Posted by: That Effin' Guy at May 26, 2016 10:55 PM (ADni6)
Posted by: goon at May 26, 2016 10:55 PM (WCaSy)
A bit of rack, a couple bites of potato salad, some more rack.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:55 PM (ku3KF)
Posted by: freaked
Right? She's probably blinking SOS.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 26, 2016 10:55 PM (vVhlK)
Great ONT! And is it wrong I want to do "something" to men who dress as dogs?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:48 PM (1ZOkK)
I could use a doggie treat.
Posted by: Guy In Dog Suit at May 26, 2016 10:55 PM (uAvJJ)
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Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
"DC in River City" told me that Gingy was a real babe. Never met her, though.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 10:56 PM (+1T7c)
Maybe I should just call it a night...
Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 10:56 PM (YaSSM)
Posted by: freaked at May 26, 2016 10:56 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: catherine ii at May 26, 2016 10:56 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:55 PM (1ZOkK)
Balance.
We live in a time of technological and medical miracles/marvels. That's evened out by the abject stupidity of people.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 26, 2016 10:56 PM (7PB/U)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 26, 2016 10:57 PM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:57 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 10:57 PM (+1T7c)
When they are taller than 5 ' 6" they are hard to fit into just one suitcase.
And nobody would believe a single man would be travelling with more than just one suitcase.
Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 10:58 PM (klBFi)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 26, 2016 10:58 PM (LWu6U)
https://twitter.com/DerekThornton71/status/735997420404756480
Posted by: @votermom at May 26, 2016 10:48 PM (7lVbc)
Oh, good grief. His 15 minutes. They're over.
Oh the scuzzy hipster in the syphilis bus ads and Hilary ads?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2016 10:58 PM (bpTue)
What kind of sick mind would even say that? Well, it's Weird Dave.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 10:52 PM (+1T7c)
The man married a redheaded Canadian. Clearly he's a little crazy.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 26, 2016 10:53 PM (7PB/U)
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DAMMIT COCHRAN
Posted by: Gingy, who is not actually a witch. at May 26, 2016 10:58 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: homer simpson at May 26, 2016 10:58 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: IC at May 26, 2016 10:58 PM (zK6nG)
Reset is coming, one way or another.
Posted by: Piercello at May 26, 2016 10:59 PM (RXfvh)
See there, I knew it. I lived in Georgia one time. Not gonna put anything over on me.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 10:59 PM (ku3KF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 10:59 PM (Gsah1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 26, 2016 10:56 PM (7PB/U)
YAY! Bernie!
Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:59 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 10:56 PM (+1T7c)
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How kind. I may have been holding a gun when he said that.
Posted by: Gingy, who is not actually a witch. at May 26, 2016 11:00 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: Gingy, who is not actually a witch. at May 26, 2016 10:58 PM (N8hFs)
*waves at the lady from A Moose, Canada*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 26, 2016 11:00 PM (7PB/U)
garrett, how's the love life?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:00 PM (ku3KF)
We live in a time of technological and medical miracles/marvels. That's evened out by the abject stupidity of people.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 26, 2016 10:56 PM (7PB/U)
No. Technology makes it too easy for stupid people to stay alive.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2016 11:00 PM (bpTue)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2016 11:01 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 26, 2016 11:01 PM (N8hFs)
Let's find out together!
Bernie Sixteen!!
(because nothing says this sucks like an old white haired socialist that yells at the sky)
Posted by: Bernardo Sandino at May 26, 2016 11:01 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 26, 2016 11:01 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2016 11:01 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:01 PM (1ZOkK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:55 PM (1ZOkK) fnord (1ZOkK)
Europe overrun by socialist race occultists? Europe overrun by a near-extinction disease with death cults arising as a result?
North Korea? Chinese cultural revolution?
It's just our turn in the barrel.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 26, 2016 11:01 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Tmitsss at May 26, 2016 11:01 PM (sUvQQ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 26, 2016 11:01 PM (fC9RO)
worth a viewing if it comes round.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2016 11:01 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 11:02 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mitt at May 26, 2016 11:02 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:02 PM (ku3KF)
I got this goofy response from Paul Ryan. Pixy won't let me post it, but if you are interested he wants money!
T
Posted by: Farmer at May 26, 2016 11:02 PM (o/90i)
Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 10:59 PM (1ZOkK)
Shit. Look at all of them. Hillary is a criminal and shrewbitch. Bernie is a flat out socialist. Trump is...Trump. Johnson, THE DAMN LIBERTARIAN, supports private businesses being forced by the govt to do business in a manner that violates their religious beliefs.
There's no end to it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 26, 2016 11:02 PM (7PB/U)
*glug glug glug*
"Where's the (*(()%#@/) reverse!!!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 11:02 PM (Gsah1)
Dammit. Oh well - I thought she'd like a cute doggie story...
I'm heading over to have a drink next door - see y'all larer, I guess.
Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 11:03 PM (YaSSM)
Posted by: Gingy, who is not actually a witch
Well, he might have had a few drinks.
DC, a few drinks. Does a bear shit in the woods? Is the Pope Catholic?
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 11:04 PM (+1T7c)
*waves at the lady from A Moose, Canada*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 26, 2016 11:00 PM (7PB/U)
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I'm actually from Totoro.
Posted by: Gingy, who is not actually a witch. at May 26, 2016 11:04 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2016 11:00 PM (bpTue) fnord (bpTue)
And everyone else.
People do have more spare time than they can cope with. Virtual Reality Addiction may actually end up being a safety valve of sorts (a poor one, but the tools we have...).
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 26, 2016 11:04 PM (wB8Tg)
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Tell me about it. I haven't had a booking since that Ford's Theater thing.
- John Wilkes Booth
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 11:05 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 11:05 PM (Gsah1)
Yep, Vickers is true bad-ass.
Just so refreshing and hilarious to see a principal doing his own heavy lifting on security.
Something you wouldn't be surprised to see if, say, a Marine general physically took care of a disturbance at some ceremony. But an ambassador? Of course Kevin more than proved his mettle already.
Any way you guys can yank that idiot kid out of the PM's office and stick Vickers in his place?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2016 11:05 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 11:05 PM (klBFi)
As MisterMetokur wrote on teh Twitters:
"Remember there is absolutely nothing sexual about assplug tails. These men are stunning and brave puppies."
https://twitter.com/MisterMetokur/status/735990545596583936
Posted by: Thrawn at May 26, 2016 11:05 PM (wQWv4)
As he promised to today.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:05 PM (1ZOkK)
How goes it?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 26, 2016 10:45 PM (7PB/U)
At Maker Faire, there were two booths that were talking about producing freeware human insulin. When I dig out the info, I'll try to get it to you on the Marginally Chairman whatzit.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2016 11:05 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at May 26, 2016 11:06 PM (klBFi)
Posted by: Man who lives as a pig at May 26, 2016 11:06 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: rhomboid
+1
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 26, 2016 11:06 PM (+1T7c)
*glug glug glug*
"Where's the (*(()%#@/) reverse!!!"
See...it's idiots like that that make statists think we're all children who need to be told what to do.
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 11:06 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:06 PM (ku3KF)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2016 11:00 PM (bpTue)
You just described the mechanism by which my theory works.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 26, 2016 11:06 PM (7PB/U)
He is not so much the threat as that so many are ignorant enough of history to buy that.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 26, 2016 11:06 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 26, 2016 11:06 PM (1ZOkK)
(I use LA loosely, for everything north of Dana Point ....)
gotta go skin some chiles I just roasted on the grill
Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2016 11:07 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 26, 2016 11:07 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 26, 2016 10:55 PM (vVhlK)
Picking up after it would be a stone bitch. You'd need a really big pooper-scooper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2016 11:07 PM (OEUNd)
Are those dog boys in England? The same England being taken over by Muslims? Dog boy meet your new overlords. I'm sure things will work out well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 26, 2016 11:07 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 11:07 PM (Gsah1)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2016 11:05 PM (EzgxV)
Cool. Everything I've seen involves a seriously complex and involved process. I'm curious as to what you find.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 26, 2016 11:08 PM (7PB/U)
Yeeee hah! Break out the lard!
Posted by: Man who lives as a pig at May 26, 2016 11:06 PM (BO/km)
Don't worry - the huge gigantic reset button is coming in the form of a nuclear exchange soon, with the current bets on that being a consequence of the upcoming 9-Dash-Line war.
Don't believe me?
"China reportedly will send nuclear-armed submarines to patrol Pacific"
http://tinyurl.com/j4qfz89
Posted by: Thrawn at May 26, 2016 11:08 PM (wQWv4)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2016 11:08 PM (WTSFk)
Oh, he will. Guy loves attention. We've got another 30 years of hearing his inane bullshit.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:08 PM (ku3KF)
Posted by: Gingy, who is not from A Moose, Canada at May 26, 2016 11:08 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 26, 2016 11:08 PM (N8hFs)
In the old days, some dude who wanted to shove a butt plug tail in and pretend he's a dog wouldn't dare let on. But now he can go online and fine a whole community of those like him.
And our SJW culture just demands that we not just accept, but actively celebrate and praise these deviants.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 11:09 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 26, 2016 11:09 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:09 PM (ku3KF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 11:07 PM (Gsah1)
NNOoooooooooooo. THIS once seen cannot be unseen. Oh the humanity...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2016 11:09 PM (1Tcoi)
That's disgusting.! Those bastards are sick! Do they make one in a pig tail?
Posted by: Man who lives as a pig at May 26, 2016 11:10 PM (BO/km)
*waves to Merovign*
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 11:10 PM (Gsah1)
The bad news is that modern studies suffer an abysmal record of repeatability.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 26, 2016 11:11 PM (wB8Tg)
No, although if he effs things up as massively meeting his true potential as dumber than Obama, then the Party could remove him as leader/P.M. and replace him with someone more likely to win the next election. Not likely right now but you never know especially if our eventual 50,000 "Syrian" "refugees" go on Euro-like crime/rape spree.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2016 11:11 PM (PLnZs)
A little wordy, but I think it'll fit on an AoSHQ tshirt.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 26, 2016 11:11 PM (7PB/U)
"China reportedly will send nuclear-armed submarines to patrol Pacific"
China gives island a Woody
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 26, 2016 11:11 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 11:11 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 11:12 PM (g8Hfr)
It's going to be Cal Lutheran, in Thousand Oaks. I've not heard anything from employers, so I filled out a leave of absence form from my company and will send it up the chain tomorrow.
Since I haven't found work, I'd rather use savings/loans to live cheaply for a year and get done with school. Plus, I'd finish before my clearance expires, so I figure that makes it easier to find work after graduation.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 26, 2016 11:12 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 11:12 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 26, 2016 11:05 PM (QDnY+)
If that happened, I'd find out what happens after 4 hours...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2016 11:12 PM (OEUNd)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 26, 2016 11:12 PM (WHC8a)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2016 11:12 PM (OEUNd)
Chafing
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 26, 2016 11:13 PM (7PB/U)
Posted by: Man who lives as a pig at May 26, 2016 11:14 PM (BO/km)
No cards, no Obamaphones................what will they ever do?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:14 PM (ku3KF)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2016 11:14 PM (WTSFk)
Royalty Everywhere. Smaller numbers, greater influence.
*waves to Merovign*
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 11:10 PM (Gsah1) fnord (Gsah1)
If my Horrible Terrible medicine wears off in time, I hope to get some writing done tonight. It really interferes badly with concentration.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 26, 2016 11:14 PM (wB8Tg)
68 So Dog Boy, does xir and partner perchance live near Folsom Street in SF? Dared not read the article...
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 10:59 PM (Gsah1)
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No, but you know who does? That dude in the pic who's Man enough to vote for Hillary.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2016 11:15 PM (EZebt)
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Remember when there was a thing called "mental illness" and people got treated for it?
/good times, good times...
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 26, 2016 11:15 PM (AHDxb)
Pittsburgh Penguins are going to the STANLEY CUP!!!
Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, Bring me my Brandy!! (h/t Mike Lange)
gulp I think San Jose will win the Cup.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 26, 2016 11:16 PM (eFNea)
Dead and Buried.
Posted by: garrett at May 26, 2016 11:05 PM (klBFi)
I know how ya feel, buddy.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at May 26, 2016 11:16 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2016 11:14 PM (WTSFk)
Did you ever see "The Happening"? No way anybody could think that Zoe Deschanel has anything close to charm or charisma.
And yes, she was okay in "Elf", but that's it.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 26, 2016 11:16 PM (wQWv4)
Ya know "chaifing" is way overblown. It's just a mild irritation of the skin. Your skin usually adapts and moves on after the immediate butt-hurt.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:16 PM (ku3KF)
Kinda sad that how easy it is to hook up your phone is the primary criteria in what car to buy.
Fucking kids today!!!!
In my day......
PS: lawn. off. get
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 26, 2016 11:16 PM (WHC8a)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 11:17 PM (Gsah1)
Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2016 11:17 PM (B7Ii2)
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:17 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Man who lives as a pig at May 26, 2016 11:14 PM (BO/km)
And they get to try out all the new fire hydrants, too!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2016 11:17 PM (OEUNd)
Any way you guys can yank that idiot kid out of the PM's office
But the news says he has stratospheric approval ratings, same as Barry.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 26, 2016 11:17 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 11:17 PM (iQIUe)
And good luck with the writing. Guy getting paid to rewrite story is in the hospital right now. Yikes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 11:18 PM (Gsah1)
Posted by: Everyone, everywhere at May 26, 2016 11:18 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
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As did Hugo Chavez... and Fidel
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2016 11:19 PM (9mTYi)
I noticed something recently....car ads. Every cad ad aimed at
millenials says nothing about horsepower, performance, handling, etc.
It's all about how you can integrate your iPhone or bluetooth or
Pandora, etc.
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Many, many decades ago, my Dad had a Cadillac Fleetwood with the prototype of ABS. Kind of was a piece of crap, and when things broke, electronic things, it cost TONS. After that was a New Yorker. Same thing- fancy electronic stuff costs TONS to fix.
Can't wait till all of these "computer integrated" vehicles start having "operating system" problems. Betcha that will not be cheap.
Apple/Widows technician price + auto mechanic price= no vacay this year.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 26, 2016 11:19 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: Catharine the Great at May 26, 2016 11:20 PM (0mRoj)
W O W
Posted by: iforgot
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Could you expand on that a bit?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2016 11:20 PM (9mTYi)
Good night, gentle fappers....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 11:20 PM (lutOX)
It's going to be Cal Lutheran, in Thousand Oaks. I've not heard anything from employers, so I filled out a leave of absence form from my company and will send it up the chain tomorrow.
Since I haven't found work, I'd rather use savings/loans to live cheaply for a year and get done with school. Plus, I'd finish before my clearance expires, so I figure that makes it easier to find work after graduation.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 26, 2016 11:12 PM (fC9RO)
My sister and BiL graduated from Cal Lu.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2016 11:20 PM (EzgxV)
I got this goofy response from Paul Ryan. Pixy won't let me post it, but if you are interested he wants money!
T
And I told him to piss off if he can't do anything w/ the 20 trillion $$ debt. No response yet.
Posted by: Farmer at May 26, 2016 11:21 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 11:17 PM (iQIUe)
Heh! They can't arrest him. He has diplomatic immunity, and a DAO Browning pistol. But mostly a DAO Browning pistol.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2016 11:21 PM (OEUNd)
He said it the same way he says No when I ask him to spend money frivolously.
No explanation.
Just No.
Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2016 11:21 PM (B7Ii2)
W O W
Posted by: iforgot
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Could you expand on that a bit?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2016 11:20 PM (9mTYi)
On second though, maybe they shouldn't....
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 26, 2016 11:21 PM (7PB/U)
hey, what do i know? not much.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2016 11:22 PM (WTSFk)
A piss is still a piss
A Bi is just a Bi
The fundamental things no longer apply as time goes by
And when three or four lovers woo
They still say "I love xou"
On that you can rely
No matter what the SMOD brings, as time goes by
Family and love songs completely out of date
Heads full of mush, Social Justice, and H8
Woman needs dildo, and man must have his Male Mate
That, no one legally can deny
It's still the same old story
A fight for sex and glory
A case of sue or die
The world will always welcome trannie lovers as time goes by.....
Posted by: Sam who IDs now as Samantha at May 26, 2016 11:23 PM (ADni6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 11:23 PM (Gsah1)
Buses. With medical equipment. Ministering to abortion-minded women. For free. Helping them choose life.
Posted by: Emmie at May 26, 2016 11:23 PM (xVuS6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2016 11:24 PM (OEUNd)
Posted by: freakedr at May 26, 2016 11:24 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: man who lives as a dog at May 26, 2016 11:24 PM (Xhp1L)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:24 PM (ku3KF)
Posted by: Emmie at May 26, 2016 11:25 PM (xVuS6)
He said it the same way he says No when I ask him to spend money frivolously.
No explanation.
Just No.
Posted by: ALH
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So, what kind of puppy did you bring home?
Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 11:25 PM (YaSSM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 26, 2016 11:25 PM (Nwg0u)
This Depp/Heard divorce is going to be fun. No prenup and only lasted about 15 months. The salary he made during the marriage would be community property and half would go to her. Of course, then she would also be liable for expenses during that period. That's the law. And frankly, he was drugged out all the time and would not get help. So, she earned it. He's also worth $400 mil. It has not been a good year for Depp. Black Mass was a good movie but got panned by the critics and word of mouth didnt help it either. Not sure what the problem was. Not only was Depp good but the supporting actors were great, too.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 11:25 PM (iQIUe)
millenials says nothing about horsepower, performance, handling, etc.
It's all about how you can integrate your iPhone or bluetooth or
Pandora, etc.
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Hug trees, be your dog's best friend, etc.
Topped only by the sad Liberty Mutual snowflake who lost 'Brad'. Personally, I derive satisfaction from knowing that 'Brad' will be melted down into cheap folding seats, dog food cans, and roofing nails.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2016 11:25 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2016 11:20 PM (EzgxV)
You've mentioned that before. I'm heading down the week after next to try and find a place to live, as well as meet with the finance office, veteran coordinator, and program director.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 26, 2016 11:25 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: JB1000 at May 26, 2016 11:25 PM (DYdhz)
Saw that a Moron got one of those, and
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2016 11:26 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:26 PM (hlMPp)
I asked Mr. H if we could get a dog. He said No.
He said it the same way he says No when I ask him to spend money frivolously.
No explanation.
Just No.
Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2016 11:21 PM (B7Ii2)
.....i'd ask for an explanation.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 11:26 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Catharine the Great at May 26, 2016 11:20 PM (0mRoj)
??? Damn, and me on guard duty for the next 8 hours!!!!
Posted by: Pvt "Long-John" Ivan Rokossovsky of the Russian Imperial Guard at May 26, 2016 11:26 PM (ADni6)
Posted by: speedster1 at May 26, 2016 11:27 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:24 PM (ku3KF)
My neighbor had a big tough German Shepherd that was scared absolutely witless by thunderstorms. He actually chewed half the step off the back door of their house trying to get in the house during a storm. I was on call to go tie him up, if I saw a storm brewing. Poor thing.
My dog doesn't mind it at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2016 11:28 PM (OEUNd)
Good night, gentle fappers....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 11:20 PM (lutOX)
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Thought you were talking about your dog. They cling during thunderstorms, too.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 11:28 PM (iQIUe)
You and me pal. That beyotch be cray-z.
Posted by: Brad the car at May 26, 2016 11:28 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 26, 2016 11:28 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 26, 2016 11:28 PM (SEXy3)
She deserves a million bucks for every showers he took...
that'll be 12-15 million.
And Black Mass was Johnny Depp pretending to be Jack Nicholson in "The Departed"
Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 11:29 PM (g8Hfr)
He said it the same way he says No when I ask him to spend money frivolously.
No explanation.
Just No.
Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2016 11:21 PM (B7Ii2)
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Ask forgiveness, not permission.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2016 11:29 PM (EZebt)
Livejournal was bought by the Russians. Don't know if they still own it, but if I was going to blog, I would do it using software owned and operated by the Russians. Who is going to hack those guys?
Posted by: Florance Florentine at May 26, 2016 11:29 PM (Qrm0v)
Personally, I derive satisfaction from knowing that 'Brad' will be
melted down into cheap folding seats, dog food cans, and roofing nails.
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I hate that commercial with the white hot heat of a million suns.
Have seen it so many times, I will never, ever use Liberty Mutual. Or Progressive.
/but I do like the Farmer's ads and think they're funny...
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 26, 2016 11:29 PM (AHDxb)
Saw that a Moron got one of those, and seething hate and envy....congratulations, if to you for the score!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2016 11:26 PM (McRlu)
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'Twas me....
if it makes you feel any better, the girl who's coming over tonight says she wants me to take her picture.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 11:29 PM (lutOX)
Thoughts out. Watch your asses.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:30 PM (ku3KF)
Posted by: tbodie at May 26, 2016 11:30 PM (9Vruh)
outside the US, I understand, but eight years ago, just after the
election of Obama, Sigma-one-seven started a journal.
Wow, and I thought my timeline was screwed up.
Posted by: John Titor at May 26, 2016 11:30 PM (QW/FN)
He said it the same way he says No when I ask him to spend money frivolously.
No explanation.
Just No.
Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2016 11:21 PM (B7Ii2)
.....i'd ask for an explanation.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 11:26 PM (0O7c5)
I'd make him a drink or two...no more.
Then stealthily let the pooch in and not even acknowledge it.
Ended up with two kittens kind of that way.
*no drinks involved. She just brought them home and they were too cute.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:31 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:31 PM (ku3KF)
Posted by: speedster1 at May 26, 2016 11:31 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 26, 2016 11:31 PM (N8hFs)
I can't stop watching....that smile....
Posted by: eleven -- unenthused trumpchump at May 26, 2016 11:31 PM (qUNWi)
My dog doesn't mind it at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2016 11:28 PM (OEUNd)
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Ever try one of those thunder vests?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 11:31 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 11:32 PM (Gsah1)
Posted by: freakedr at May 26, 2016 11:24 PM (BO/km)
He doesn't want the maintenance and commitment required for dog ownership.
It's not a good fit with our current situation.
I would love to have another dachshund, though. They are so cute.
Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2016 11:32 PM (B7Ii2)
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I'm in SE Michigan.
Quiet here.
We need rain.
It's not going to rain.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 26, 2016 11:32 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2016 11:32 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: freaked at May 26, 2016 11:32 PM (BO/km)
Every cad ad aimed at
millenials says nothing about horsepower, performance, handling, etc.
It's all about how you can integrate your iPhone or bluetooth or
Pandora, etc.
I thought millennials weren't buying cars.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 26, 2016 11:33 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Progressive Flo at May 26, 2016 11:33 PM (ADni6)
It's not a good fit with our current situation.
I would love to have another dachshund, though. They are so cute.
Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2016 11:32 PM
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There is a really easy solution here.
Find an extroverted, super friendly CAT.
All of the fun of a dog, without the maintenance.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 26, 2016 11:34 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 26, 2016 11:34 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:34 PM (ku3KF)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 26, 2016 11:34 PM (QW/FN)
I just don't understand it...so I was minding my own business using a J-33 A 37 JATO rocket on my lawnmower when the deck somehow caught on fire...spread to the nearby national forest and burnt down 600,000 Acres of old growth forest and now State Farm raised my Goddamn Insurance Rates 60,000 % how fucking fair is that?
"Liberty Mutual-Insurance for fucking retards too stupid to know what the fuck they signed and hey WE UNDERSTAND.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 11:34 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2016 11:32 PM (9mTYi)
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F*ck digital imaging with the barbed cock of satan, after Dick Cheney's war-cock is done with it.
Buy a good film camera and never look back.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 11:34 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 11:31 PM (iQIUe)
do those work? my dog is fine in bad weather...when he was a puppy.....every time there was a big storm....i would throw treats out in the yard so he would associate bad weather with something good......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 11:34 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:34 PM (ku3KF)
Well, I didn't get to go yesterday, my knee was acting up and I just need to keep weight off of it, and so my father went with a cousin. My father said she was asking about me, and if he didn't know better, he'd think she had her eye on me. And then he said, "what did you do?"
So, I take that as confirmation of what my little radar was picking up, and was worried about.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 11:35 PM (DW+jj)
Eh...I'd do her....
God help and forgive me.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 11:35 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at May 26, 2016 11:35 PM (AHDxb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:35 PM (ku3KF)
So, random thoughts after Weiner:
1 - Huma will emerge as the most interesting American political (peripheral) figure of the early 21st century. Her second betrayal is imminent. Whoever gets the in-depth interviews with her over the coming years will have literary gold.
2 - The marriage of opposites (Huma and Anthony). They seem to have chemistry, love, affection. It's her tragedy, his salvation.
3 - The inexorable fall of a scumbag. "Hillary 2016!" was shouted in the background a few times. Her fate is prefigured.
4 - Huma at times looks and sounds like a Valley Girl. How did she become so anti-American? That Holocaust survivor and Huma, what a contrast.
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:36 PM (5o5ek)
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Or as I would call them, Collaborationist Toady Sell-Outs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at May 26, 2016 11:36 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2016 11:20 PM (EzgxV)
You've mentioned that before. I'm heading down the week after next to try and find a place to live, as well as meet with the finance office, veteran coordinator, and program director.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 26, 2016 11:25 PM (fC9RO)
The first place I lived (besides with parents) after college was in Newbury Park -- big complex off of Ventu Park Road, IIRC.....which.....errr....seems to have been redeveloped.
Y'know, I think I'll just sit over here in the corner, quietly....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2016 11:36 PM (EzgxV)
do those work? my dog is fine in bad weather...when he was a puppy.....every time there was a big storm....i would throw treats out in the yard so he would associate bad weather with something good......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 26, 2016 11:34 PM (0O7c5)
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For some dogs they do.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 11:36 PM (iQIUe)
Oh well maybe some time down the road. I've been there too.
Posted by: freaked at May 26, 2016 11:36 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 26, 2016 11:37 PM (N8hFs)
And they can't touch him!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu0orqfyv8M
Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2016 11:37 PM (PLnZs)
Still not the same as a dog.
Posted by: ALH at May 26, 2016 11:37 PM (B7Ii2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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So, a Super 8?
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at May 26, 2016 11:37 PM (9mTYi)
if it makes you feel any better, the girl who's coming over tonight says she wants me to take her picture.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 11:29 PM (lutOX)
Well, in this instance, at least there's no escape from the "pics, or it didn't happen" clause in your Moron contract.
Even though, alas, we'll have to wait for the film to be developed, prints to be enlarged and digital scans to follow.
Oh, and for the record, do kindly note my extreme camera envy. That thing is an amazing piece of a very awesome system.
You might have got a deal on the camera. But now the lens and accessory collection is going to take it's toll.
But, enjoy the ride! Oh, and do you have a darkroom? B&W, color, transparencies?
Yeah, I've still got Dektol n' D-76 in my veins. How'd ya guess?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2016 11:38 PM (McRlu)
She is anti-American b/c she was crafted to be a Muslim Brotherhood operative and rule America from the Mosque on 1600 Penn...
the rest is just the journey from here to there.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 11:38 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 26, 2016 11:38 PM (QW/FN)
Posted by: ALH
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Aaaaarrrggghhh.
This is the story I wanted to tel L'Elle! today!
My minpin met a dachshund today & they quickly became best friends. Ran around the front yard for almost an hour. That short legged thing could catch a slug - what we're the bred to hunt? Turtles?
Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 11:38 PM (YaSSM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 26, 2016 11:32 PM (9mTYi)
Had to look it up. Assuming it's like a GoPro?
If so I like the styling of the iON much more but never used the,.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:38 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 11:38 PM (Gsah1)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:39 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: tdpwells at May 26, 2016 11:39 PM (AtYey)
Posted by: speedster1 at May 26, 2016 11:27 PM (vUcdz)
Sure wasn't me.
Today I fired up that Nissan SD22 Diesel that I was playing with. Could not get a gasket set; seemingly none to be had in North America. So I goobered up the used head gasket, and stuck it back on.
Took a lot of cranking to bleed air out of the injector lines, but it did eventually start, and put on quite the smoke show. Ran on 3 cylinders, and the fourth one banging like a pistol shot every go-round. I think the camshaft had a lobe go flat, and one exhaust valve is not opening enough, or at all, maybe. Chevy 350's had a bad camshaft problem in the early '80's, and they sounded like that, too.
I will try to sell it or even give it away to somebody who needs a parts engine. Failing that, I will scrap it. It would be a huge money sink to fix it up, if parts can even be obtained (possibly Australia), and to little purpose for me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2016 11:39 PM (2w1g0)
Posted by: Chi
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Badgers.
Barky little creeps is what they are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at May 26, 2016 11:40 PM (9mTYi)
college was in Newbury Park -- big complex off of Ventu Park Road,
IIRC.....which.....errr....seems to have been redeveloped.
Y'know, I think I'll just sit over here in the corner, quietly....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2016 11:36 PM (EzgxV)
I've been browsing Trulia and Craigslist for places... and wincing at the prices.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 26, 2016 11:40 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 26, 2016 11:40 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2016 11:40 PM (Gsah1)
Also, about Weiner:
It really is a tense, painfully funny movie. I consider myself as cynical as the next guy, but I still had to avert my glance at times.
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:40 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:40 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at May 26, 2016 11:41 PM (9mTYi)
"We get it you fucking idiot you are as stupid as Barack Obama WRT Insurance....just give us one whole paycheck a month and we're golden Moesha X because hey WE CARE-Liberty Mutual Insurance for retards who sign the contract with scrawls"
Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 11:42 PM (g8Hfr)
If so I like the styling of the iON much more but never used the,.
Posted by: RWC
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Well, the price is certainly right, ~ $40.00
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at May 26, 2016 11:43 PM (9mTYi)
I don't know but it wasn't a good day. Some old players go it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:43 PM (ku3KF)
***
Rodinal man, myself....
Lurvs me some Fomapan, but can appreciate the sharpness of Acros, and I understand the kids are big on color film, than which there is no finer ever made than Portra....
T-minus five minutes to 'niece'....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at May 26, 2016 11:44 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2016 11:44 PM (JO9+V)
millenials says nothing about horsepower, performance, handling, etc.
It's all about how you can integrate your iPhone or bluetooth or
Pandora, etc.)))
It's the curse of the metric system. Testosterone is measured in cubic inches not liters or CCs.
Posted by: Willy J. at May 26, 2016 11:44 PM (LncQn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:44 PM (ku3KF)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 11:31 PM (iQIUe)
No. I did mention them to the neighbor, but I don't think they ever tried one. The German Shepherd has passed on.
And my dog is unconcerned by T-storms.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2016 11:44 PM (2w1g0)
Posted by: ALH
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Aaaaarrrggghhh.
This is the story I wanted to tel L'Elle! today!
My minpin met a dachshund today & they quickly became best friends. Ran around the front yard for almost an hour. That short legged thing could catch a slug - what we're the bred to hunt? Turtles?
Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 11:38 PM (YaSSM)
Dachshunds are actually bred to hunt badgers. They are utterly fearless, have surprisingly powerful jaws, and their tails are firmly affixed. They are supposed to chase a badger into its sett, clamp on, and have their human pull them and the fighting, clawing, pissed-off, vicious, weasel-kin badger out of the tunnel using the dachshund's tail -- after which the badger gets speared....if things go really, really, really well....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2016 11:44 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 26, 2016 11:44 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 26, 2016 11:45 PM (Ee2nz)
Wienah! sponsored by Viagra....
b/c Ant'knee probably should not have taken it when alone but YOU can...
Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 11:45 PM (g8Hfr)
In the old days you'd just call the USAF, they;d drop a few nukes..............all good.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:46 PM (ku3KF)
Posted by: honey badger at May 26, 2016 11:46 PM (8aOqE)
college was in Newbury Park -- big complex off of Ventu Park Road,
IIRC.....which.....errr....seems to have been redeveloped.
Y'know, I think I'll just sit over here in the corner, quietly....
Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2016 11:36 PM (EzgxV)
I've been browsing Trulia and Craigslist for places... and wincing at the prices.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 26, 2016 11:40 PM (fC9RO)
The place I lived in '84 that doesn't seem to exist anymore was reasonable, if that helps.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2016 11:47 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 11:47 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 26, 2016 11:35 PM (DW+jj)
So is she hawt? And are psychiatrists similar to psychologists in that it's rumored that many of them enter the field to try to suss out what's wrong with them?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2016 11:48 PM (2w1g0)
It certainly won't be SRO.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 26, 2016 11:48 PM (PLnZs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at May 26, 2016 11:48 PM (9mTYi)
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Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:43 PM (ku3KF)
No it wasn't. Threads start going that way I just step away.
Don't think ace banned anyone but asked them to step away. And they did graciously so points to them and hope they come back.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 26, 2016 11:48 PM (hlMPp)
SNL is to humor like Domino's Pizza is to seafood.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 11:49 PM (g8Hfr)
What an amazing airplane, and I love seeing it rise from the ashes, so to speak.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2016 11:49 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 26, 2016 11:38 PM
If only you were that loose with your credit cards. Bebe needs new choos.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 26, 2016 11:49 PM (1Tcoi)
Posted by: Frederik at May 26, 2016 11:50 PM (6B4qt)
Badgers.
Barky little creeps is what they are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat
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I've never liked hotdog dogs, myself. But this guy walks by every other day, and Tucker is in the open window barking...
I was out front cutting grass. as he walked by, he asked "can your dog come outside?"
Sure, man. Let me make a drink first.
That was a pretty cool dachshund, I guess.
Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 11:50 PM (YaSSM)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 26, 2016 11:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Adriane the Cynic ... at May 26, 2016 11:51 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Tony Soprano at May 26, 2016 11:51 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: freaked at May 26, 2016 11:51 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: blaster at May 26, 2016 11:52 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 26, 2016 11:47 PM (EzgxV)
LOL, not so much.
I'm hoping that my timing will be good, and everyone will have moved out and landlords will be eager for a tenant for next year.
Surprisingly houses aren't that much more expensive than apartments. If I can find a decent PT job out there, that might be the better route.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 26, 2016 11:53 PM (fC9RO)
If I was that loose with credit cards I'd have a bankruptcy lawyer on speed dial.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 26, 2016 11:53 PM (QW/FN)
Posted by: Adriane the Cynic ... at May 26, 2016 11:54 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 26, 2016 11:55 PM (QW/FN)
Posted by: HumA Weiner at May 26, 2016 11:55 PM (BO/km)
The trailer makes it look like Ant'knee thinks he is some weird mix of "Mr Smith Goes to Washington" and Rocky....
no matter what he tries to do normal humans will look at him and say "Ant'knee you were trying to score with borderline jailbait"...
Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 11:55 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Eyegore at May 26, 2016 11:56 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 26, 2016 11:57 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:57 PM (ku3KF)
More about Huma, the star of the movie:
She is in her prime, and she's one of these women who is gorgeous all the time. Minimal makeup, great taste in clothes, looks fabulous first thing in the morning. The most stunning scene is the one where she sends Anthony forth on election day to vote by himself. She lingers in the elevator foyer, sick of the sight of her stupid, lying loser of a husband who has blown an extraordinary, once-in-a-lifetime second grab at the brass ring.
The stranger I sat next to agreed she embodied the intrigue and the sense of waste of the story.
Posted by: iforgot at May 26, 2016 11:57 PM (5o5ek)
What Huma was thinking AFTER DeStalino won...
"Fuck I need to taste Cat and Fish for another 48-96 months....ah well duty calls"
//Huma Wienah
Posted by: sven10077 at May 26, 2016 11:58 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Give us a call.
Posted by: Legal Zoom at May 26, 2016 11:58 PM (9mTYi)
You damn straight there is!!!!!!
A plethora of topics WD, job well done.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 26, 2016 11:59 PM (voOPb)
You'd be amazed what you can find the range between $25k and $50k, and the monthly fees are half of less of rent, and what...a quarter to a third of a mortgage.
You'll enjoy better views, fewer neighbors, and bit of a claim to being a bit away from the rat-race as you go about your life.
Great place for a date, too. Just sayin'.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2016 11:59 PM (McRlu)
the most extreme scenes they've done, a "practical joke" that involved
putting capsaicin on a woman's Tampax and Yoko.
Oh. My. God.
Weirddave, I thought that video of Yoko was her SINGING.
I wondered why it went on and on. How cruel, and on MTV too.
Put capsaicin on Yoko and start the band. Diabolical.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2016 11:59 PM (ry34m)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735878771379572736
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735878980461416448
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735879227581440004
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735879661301833728
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735879917217292288
Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2016 12:00 AM (uYm2r)
Nice car, and they make it in stick. I might consider it when the Accord goes to Little (can't get them with stick anymore)
Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2016 12:00 AM (N8hFs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 26, 2016 11:44 PM (JO9+V)
I can recommend a solution for that problem.
Posted by: Bob Dole at May 27, 2016 12:00 AM (n9LsX)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735880192585916416
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735880451538051073
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735880655498678273
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735880841042087936
Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2016 12:01 AM (uYm2r)
But she's a puh-sychiatress and that scares the ever loving shit out of me. Talk about being able to play mind games. A woman, and smart, and a shrink. She could turn my mind to jelly if she wanted to likely.
I think what piqued her interest, I *think* mind you, was my writing. When I first realized my mother was irrational, I needed to communicate with my father. But he's hard of hearing and can't hear it thunder without his hearing aides, and even with them, you have to talk loud and form words clearly and distinctly.
So, I just quickly typed up something describing what I'd discovered, and then over the several days as she descended further into, well, madness, I typed some more.
Now, that gave them a good window into what was happening with lucky first hand account written on paper, and they wanted to see it and make copies.
She read it all and I think that was it. My writing has done that before a time or two.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at May 27, 2016 12:02 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at May 26, 2016 11:41 PM (9mTYi)
Well, I could pretty easily put a dial indicator on the rocker arms and measure the cam lift, I guess. But if parts availability for that engine is as piss-poor as it seems to be, why bother? For my purposes, something a little more commonplace is better.
I have determined that the little engine is not useable as-is, no way, no how. And it could cost me close to 2 grand to make it useful, if I can get rebuild parts from Australia or China.
It was fun to play with it. But it's a dead end for me now. If I have to scrap it, I now can do so with a clear conscience. But I'd prefer to sell or give it to somebody who could use its parts to make another one whole. It has oil pressure, crank, rods, pistons and liners seem to be OK, injection pump works, starter and glow plugs work. Lots of pickin' for somebody who has an early '80's Nissan Diesel pickup and wants to keep it on the road.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2016 12:02 AM (2w1g0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 26, 2016 11:53 PM
Ok, ya got me there.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 12:03 AM (bpTue)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2016 12:05 AM (QW/FN)
I momentarily crossed the streams on your post on motors and the "HALP PSHYCHIATRIC WOMAN IS AFTER ME!"
It was an interesting scramble as God is my witness I thought an MD was getting thrown on the parts heap....
probably time for bed.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 12:06 AM (g8Hfr)
All of the fun of a dog, without the maintenance. "
I have a CAT (247B). Definitely fun, but requires some maintenance: regular greasing, oil/filter changes, etc. but yeah, wouldn't trade it for a dog.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 27, 2016 12:07 AM (VSenK)
I've said it before, I'll say it again; I picked a horrible summer to be a conservative and a Braves fan.
Posted by: lowtech redneck at May 27, 2016 12:09 AM (KF8B+)
If you'd gone to the other place, I'd have had bought you welcome beverages and been a connection for (semi-private) range time. (I can see the other place from my kitchen)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2016 12:10 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2016 12:05 AM
Ha,not a lawyer. That I'd smoke your credit card the way Marion Barry went at a crack like. Hello louboutin...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 12:11 AM (bpTue)
I've said it before, I'll say it again; I picked a horrible summer to be a conservative and a Braves fan.
Posted by: lowtech redneck at May 27, 2016 12:09 AM (KF8B+)
Heyo!
Posted by: Your 2016 Houston Astros at May 27, 2016 12:12 AM (JO9+V)
Fellow range officer has a beautiful one he kept from police days .... they're scarce and desirable now. Esp. in CA.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2016 12:12 AM (QDnY+)
I was on the 10, so I missed it ...
Found out 10W at Indio has a full freeway exit detour Saturday morning, 0030-ish.
Posted by: Adriane the Cynic ... at May 27, 2016 12:13 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 12:13 AM (bpTue)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2016 12:14 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 12:14 AM (bpTue)
Posted by: Adriane the Cynic ... at May 27, 2016 12:15 AM (AoK0a)
And another dream dies whimpering due to my low credit limit.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2016 12:15 AM (QW/FN)
So a question: if you fall in love with a married woman that you dreamt about who doesn't exist in real life, is it still wrong?
Posted by: Slapwagon Boomsmacker at May 27, 2016 12:16 AM (+zrPn)
We carry a harpoon.
But there ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 27, 2016 12:16 AM (6FqZa)
MisHum, I just texted you about that video. THANK YOU!!
Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2016 12:18 AM (6IPEM)
Thank you for the offer. It's possible I'll still end up in San Diego after school due to my company's large presence down there.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 27, 2016 12:18 AM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 27, 2016 12:18 AM (F1zgQ)
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Brooks, S.(IN-05)
Coffman(CO-06)
Costello(PA-06)
Curbelo(FL-26)
Davis, R.(IL-13)
Denham(CA-10)
Dent(PA-15)
Diaz-Balart(FL-25)
Dold(IL-10)
Donovan(NY-11)
Emmer(MN-06)
Fitzpatrick(PA-0
Frelinghuysen(NJ-11)
Gibson, C.(NY-19)
Heck, J.(NV-03)
Hurd(TX-23)
Issa(CA-49)
Jolly(FL-13)
Katko(NY-24)
Kinzinger(IL-16)
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MacArthur(NJ-03)
McSally(AZ-02)
Meehan(PA-07)
Messer(IN-06)
Paulsen(MN-03)
Poliquin(ME-02)
Reed, T.(NY-23)
Reichert(WA-0
Renacci(OH-16)
Rooney(FL-17)
Ros-Lehtinen(FL-27)
Shimkus(IL-15)
Stefanik(NY-21)
Upton(MI-06)
Valadao(CA-21)
Walden, G.(OR-02)
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Young, D.(IA-03)
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Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 12:18 AM (g8Hfr)
If you'd gone to the other place, I'd have had bought you welcome beverages and been a connection for (semi-private) range time. (I can see the other place from my kitchen)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2016 12:10 AM (QDnY+)
Rumor had it that LAPD stashed their families and retirees in Simi Valley, while mobsters and criminal syndicates stashed their families and retirees in Thousand Oaks. Both are seriously law-and-order places with low crime rates -- in Simi Valley, because criminals get busted; in Thousand Oaks, because criminals disappear.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 12:18 AM (EzgxV)
Fellow range officer has a beautiful one he kept from police days .... they're scarce and desirable now. Esp. in CA.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 27, 2016 12:12 AM (QDnY+)
I believe you are right. A 9 mm S&W DAO.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2016 12:19 AM (2w1g0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2016 12:15 AM
Awwww poor blanco.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 27, 2016 12:19 AM (bpTue)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2016 12:20 AM (QW/FN)
MisHum, I just texted you about that video. THANK YOU!!
Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2016 12:18 AM (6IPEM)
How's your pet moose? Taller than you, yet? [Just confirming: you have the great dane puppy, right?]
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 12:20 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: iforgot at May 27, 2016 12:21 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 27, 2016 12:21 AM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Chi at May 26, 2016 11:38 PM (YaSSM)
Badgers. They were bred to go into badger dens, grab a badger and subdue it. Even the miniatures have no back-off. They will not stop and they will not panic and they will never ever quit.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2016 12:22 AM (ry34m)
Also, what is this "credit" you speak of?
Nothing to concern yourself with, it's something us peasants have to deal with.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2016 12:23 AM (QW/FN)
This is what I get for reading the content, and most of the linked content, including the coma-inducing Hollywood economics articles.
Didn't watch the canon on a ruler vid past the first few wubba wubbas. Idea: got it.
Pretty horsie.
Posted by: mindful webworker is weary and bleary at May 27, 2016 12:23 AM (5YE4e)
Posted by: lowtech redneck at May 27, 2016 12:09 AM (KF8B+)
Heyo!
Posted by: Your 2016 Houston Astros at May 27, 2016 12:12 AM (JO9+V)
We lose politely and often
Posted by: Your 2016 Minnesota Twins at May 27, 2016 12:23 AM (uYm2r)
Upton in Michigan I could see, but Justin Amash??? I'm shocked by that one.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 12:26 AM (lbcdD)
It's a Hollywood thing.
After so many minutes, they know nobody is reading the credits, so they sneak some teasers and trailers into the film ...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at May 27, 2016 12:26 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 27, 2016 12:26 AM (F1zgQ)
Things to take away from it....
"Thanks ACELA GOP" and I was strangely shocked the Amigo Caucus was on board with it.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 27, 2016 12:27 AM (g8Hfr)
The Los Angeles Angels are sliding, stuck with aging stars with big contracts that make them untradeable, and their farm system is universally the lowest rated in baseball. By a lot.
Then there's the Arizona D-Backs who decided to help out the Braves and Brewers by sending them all their top prospects in some trades that look pretty bad now no less 3 years from now.
Posted by: kbdabear at May 27, 2016 12:29 AM (uYm2r)
Just a heads up that my appearance is coming up on Dr. Phil in a few more days. Here's a sneak preview:
Dr. Phil: "Steve, are you aware that last week you ate 9,784 fried chicken wings in a *single* sitting??"
Me: "Uhhh..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 12:31 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 12:35 AM (EzgxV)
Whippersnappers will not recall that Fangio was kidnapped by Castro henchmen.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2016 12:36 AM (jO7js)
Juno turned 1 today! And, yes, I spoiled her terribly. I bought her some tasty expensive wet dog food, a Scooby squeaker toy, and a dog waffle. I put one candle in it and blew out the candle for her and made her bday wish for her that she would have a long, happy life.
Thanks for asking. I can't remember, do you have a dog or cat or neither?
Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2016 12:36 AM (6IPEM)
Me: "Uhhh..."
Glad to hear you've been cutting back.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2016 12:36 AM (QW/FN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 12:37 AM (ntObR)
Definitely saving those.
Posted by: Blano at May 27, 2016 12:40 AM (lbcdD)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 12:40 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2016 12:42 AM (QW/FN)
One of the things that's always kinda annoyed me in offices I've worked in, I've had *so many* co-workers who would ALWAYS turn their three-day weekends into four- or five-day weekends, no problem whatsoever from management.
But whenever *I've* asked for the same? "WTF do you mean, asshole?! This is a job, you're *supposed* to be here!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 12:43 AM (ntObR)
The dismissal of biological sex as merely something doctors "assign at birth" creates the following paradox: How can one be biologically hardwired to be attracted to one sex or the other, when biological sex does not biologically exist?
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11839
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 27, 2016 12:44 AM (Z8xbi)
Posted by: Willy J. at May 27, 2016 12:45 AM (LncQn)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 27, 2016 12:46 AM (VdICR)
Juno turned 1 today! And, yes, I spoiled her terribly. I bought her some tasty expensive wet dog food, a Scooby squeaker toy, and a dog waffle. I put one candle in it and blew out the candle for her and made her bday wish for her that she would have a long, happy life.
Thanks for asking. I can't remember, do you have a dog or cat or neither?
Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2016 12:36 AM (6IPEM)
I am both a cat and a dog person, who was a sickly child.....until I went away to college and discovered I was allergic to dogs and cats. So, I grew up with 'em and haven't had 'em for 30 years. I hope that when we leave this benighted state and get some property, I will have at least one dog even if it means I have to perpetually medicate.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 12:47 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 12:48 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 12:43 AM (ntObR)
20% of your people do 80% of the work. You my lad, are the 20%.
Unfortunately we are run by managers, not leaders, so we get beaten to get us to do 81% of the work and told we are resentful if we complain.
so here, in honor of the unending treadmill:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E5IIR0PSD4
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2016 12:48 AM (ry34m)
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I'm still here - barely.
It was hilarious, L. Tucker actually slowed down to let the weinerdog keep up. I wish I thought of grabbing some video.
Posted by: Chi at May 27, 2016 12:48 AM (YaSSM)
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I'll take 'It's Bullshit!' Alex, for $1000
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2016 12:49 AM (jO7js)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 12:49 AM (ntObR)
Have to drive back to the circle of hell we like to call the Valley of the Sunstroke tomorrow.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 27, 2016 12:50 AM (QW/FN)
alternatives:
pet bears,
pet lions,
pet goats,
pet capybaras,
pet crows,
pet rabbits,
pet pigs ...
Posted by: Adriane the Traditional Pet Critic ... at May 27, 2016 12:50 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 27, 2016 12:52 AM (eFNea)
How can one be biologically hardwired to be attracted to one sex or the
other, when biological sex does not biologically exist?
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So plugs and plugs work the same as plugs and receptacles?
Posted by: An Eletrician at May 27, 2016 12:53 AM (LncQn)
Posted by: Willy J. at May 27, 2016 12:45 AM (LncQn)
Most terriers were developed to keep rats and mice out of housing/grain stores/livestock areas/kitchen gardens (which is why there are so many types). They are relentless in their duties. One description from the Westminster Dog Show is that a certain breed's evaluation standard cannot be docked points for "honorable scars, nobly borne". In other words, a "perfect" dog of that breed would be expected to have "gotten into the action" a few times, and be willing to do so again.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 12:55 AM (EzgxV)
Cthulhu, poodle! Poodles are supposed to be the best dogs for people with allergies and also super smart. If you get a girl poodle one day, we can set her up with Tucker. A boy poodle can be Tucker's best buddy.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2016 12:56 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: An Eletrician at May 27, 2016 12:53 AM (LncQn)
And pipe nipples have male threads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2016 12:56 AM (2w1g0)
Posted by: Randy Bromide at May 27, 2016 12:57 AM (eDo99)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 27, 2016 12:57 AM (ntObR)
Sorry, MO.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 26, 2016 11:31 PM (ku3KF)
Yeah it's been raining all day here. Kinda irritating because I was thinking about mowing the yard today.
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 12:58 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Randy Bromide at May 27, 2016 12:59 AM (eDo99)
be expected to have "gotten into the action" a few times, and be
willing to do so again.
Posted by: cthulhu)))
Yeah that describes the dog we had.
Posted by: Willy J. at May 27, 2016 12:59 AM (LncQn)
alternatives:
pet bears,
pet lions,
pet goats,
pet capybaras,
pet crows,
pet rabbits,
pet pigs ...
Posted by: Adriane the Traditional Pet Critic ... at May 27, 2016 12:50 AM (AoK0a)
Companion and coworker dog(s). Raising livestock not out-of-the-question.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 12:59 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Randy Bromide at May 27, 2016 01:00 AM (eDo99)
Cthulhu, poodle! Poodles are supposed to be the best dogs for people with allergies and also super smart. If you get a girl poodle one day, we can set her up with Tucker. A boy poodle can be Tucker's best buddy.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2016 12:56 AM (6IPEM)
I'm thinking more like a border collie. Someone I can have run errands.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 01:02 AM (EzgxV)
Have him stare into misty eyed audience members at Kenny G concerts.
Posted by: Randy Bromide at May 27, 2016 01:04 AM (eDo99)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 01:04 AM (uAvJJ)
rat terrier ...
WTSHTF they can help rustle up dinner ...
Posted by: Adriane the Dystopian Critic ... at May 27, 2016 01:09 AM (AoK0a)
Have him stare into misty eyed audience members at Kenny G concerts.
Posted by: Randy Bromide at May 27, 2016 01:04 AM (eDo99)
About 20 years ago, I was at a horse show at the Earl Warren Showgrounds in Santa Barbara, and they brought in a horse that had been in a movie ("The Black Stallion" would be a logical guess, but I forget) and ran it around the arena for a bit. It was that gorgeous.
But I was more impressed by horses and riders working together.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 01:10 AM (EzgxV)
rat terrier ...
WTSHTF they can help rustle up dinner ...
Posted by: Adriane the Dystopian Critic ... at May 27, 2016 01:09 AM (AoK0a)
Border collies, by various accounts, can be trained to respond correctly to "get the fiancee to turn on her fucking phone."
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 01:12 AM (EzgxV)
Coon Cats are another good one. Also, they can do your taxes for you.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2016 01:12 AM (ry34m)
Posted by: Jake at May 27, 2016 01:13 AM (HQayp)
Coon Cats are another good one. Also, they can do your taxes for you.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2016 01:12 AM (ry34m)
Two houses down, my neighbors have two Bengals. They remodeled the house so they'd have a screened sun-porch.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 01:15 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2016 01:15 AM (ry34m)
I'm thinking more like a border collie. Someone I can have run errands.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 01:02 AM (EzgxV)
Oh wouldn't that be something.
Is there a breed of dog that can push a lawn mower? I might have to get one of those.
(hi cthulhu!)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 01:17 AM (uAvJJ)
I hate that commercial with the white hot heat of a million suns.
Have seen it so many times, I will never, ever use Liberty Mutual. Or Progressive.
Agreed, but coming on fast is the LM ad where the African American couple has a sadz because he sideswiped a foodvan with their car and their insurance company wouldn't put out enough. The passive aggressive bitchiness of the woman toward the guy for having had the accident always leaves me hoping that he'll pitch her ass over the rail.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2016 01:19 AM (BK3ZS)
Seven y/o fights armed robbers. Even with bandannas, the cameras got a good look at their rather distinctive faces.
http://goo.gl/wlt0bV
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 01:20 AM (iQIUe)
just ask all pro tranny bathroom supporters that if you feel the need (as a dude) to piss in the girls room when obama's dauhters or hillarry's daughter or who ever goes into the lady's room
$100k says Jake can't piss next to obamas girls
I pissed next to michelle last week, she pisses standing like me...
Posted by: Jake at May 27, 2016 01:21 AM (HQayp)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 27, 2016 01:20 AM (iQIUe)
Holy cow that is scary, looks like the kid is okay though
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 01:23 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: sinalco at May 27, 2016 01:23 AM (yODqO)
http://youtu.be/kb4mU59-7jE
Yeah, Cthulhu, I have been told that border collies along with poodles, Jack Rusell terriers, labs, and a lot of the working breeds are among the smartest dogs. Get a collie once you move!
Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2016 01:24 AM (6IPEM)
Posted by: torabora at May 27, 2016 01:25 AM (UqgeU)
>>Border collies, by various accounts, can be trained to
>> respond correctly to "get the fiancee to turn on her
>>fucking phone."
They can definitely train themselves to root you out or bed at 6 AM to feed them.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: JEM at May 27, 2016 01:26 AM (5XBgF)
http://youtu.be/kb4mU59-7jE
LOL that is hilarious!
Sadly (or fortunately) my yard is not that big so I don't have a riding mower.
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 01:26 AM (uAvJJ)
I'm thinking more like a border collie. Someone I can have run errands.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 01:02 AM (EzgxV)
Oh wouldn't that be something.
Is there a breed of dog that can push a lawn mower? I might have to get one of those.
(hi cthulhu!)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 01:17 AM (uAvJJ)
There are border collies that have extensive vocabularies -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIVd_TBhACU
But lawnmowing is best left to robots.
Howdy, CJ!!! Hope this summer is a nice de-stress for you.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 01:26 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 01:28 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 01:30 AM (uAvJJ)
A word of warning to anyone who would take on a working dog as a pet: be prepared to work them and work them often during the day or they will figure out work to do themselves.
Our home has the chewed baseboards, window sills and sheetrock from two Portuguese Water Dogs to prove it despite our having pretty diligent about walking and exercising them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2016 01:31 AM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 01:28 AM (uAvJJ)
I've been moving for at least three years, only to be pinned-in-place by my unwillingness to leave the fiancee behind. The real news will be when SHE is moving.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 01:36 AM (EzgxV)
----
Yes, THIS. Cannot be emphasized enough. A bored, high energy dog quickly becomes a destructive dog. Mine did these insane power runs inside my house bc I wasn't letting her out enough and my walks with her were too short. I have acreage so now I let her run my property and patrol and be the guard dog and when she is ready to come inside she is exhausted and calm for the rest of the day.
Posted by: L, Elle at May 27, 2016 01:38 AM (6IPEM)
what is the hold up with her? Does she just like california that much?
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 01:38 AM (uAvJJ)
A word of warning to anyone who would take on a working dog as a pet: be prepared to work them and work them often during the day or they will figure out work to do themselves.
Our home has the chewed baseboards, window sills and sheetrock from two Portuguese Water Dogs to prove it despite our having pretty diligent about walking and exercising them.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2016 01:31 AM (BK3ZS)
I'm thinking that 5-10 acres with specific sites sprinkled on it (tinyhouses?) will be a big help. "Go check gatehouse!" -- *when dog arrives at gatehouse* Computer screen: "All good?" [response, *arf*] "Good boy!!!!" In other words, work him -- especially using cybernetic proxies. I'm not that concerned about a working dog working with me.....I'm concerned about times (like casting aluminum) when I need the dog to *NOT* be involved.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 01:46 AM (EzgxV)
what is the hold up with her? Does she just like california that much?
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 01:38 AM (uAvJJ)
She grew up in the suburbs of NYC. She, then, went to school upstate. After graduation, she went to Houston for economic opportunities. When that betrayed her, she moved to Silicon Valley. She's been in Silicon Valley for 20 years and it hasn't betrayed her yet. It will, and maybe even soon. The trendlines are all indicating a retrenchment.
I'd prefer to cash out before the crash and reposition into something that will survive hyperinflation. No can do while she's clinging to what used-to-be.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 01:54 AM (EzgxV)
Where my neighbors are all kinda strange.
But I will not be harmed.
Even though they're all armed.
In the country where things rarely change.
(Gotta work on that one)
♥
Our dog is such a gentleman. When we are getting ready to go home, he goes over on the passenger side of the car, and sits and waits. After I open the door and let Milady in, help her with the seatbelt, and close the door, only then does he get up, to come around on the driver's side where he and I get in. Good boy.
Posted by: mindful webworker, the moronic Moron at May 27, 2016 01:59 AM (5YE4e)
Where my neighbors are all kinda strange.
But I will not be harmed.
Even though they're all armed.
In the country where things rarely change.
(Gotta work on that one)
*heart*
Our dog is such a gentleman. When we are getting ready to go home, he goes over on the passenger side of the car, and sits and waits. After I open the door and let Milady in, help her with the seatbelt, and close the door, only then does he get up, to come around on the driver's side where he and I get in. Good boy.
Posted by: mindful webworker, the moronic Moron at May 27, 2016 01:59 AM (5YE4e)
Dogs are proof that humans hold a special place in the universe.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 02:02 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 02:03 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: otho at May 27, 2016 02:04 AM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 27, 2016 02:05 AM (sl+zA)
Heh, well, he is mostly self-assigned as guardian of home and all the two- and four-footed family members, and I have encouraged him to think of himself especially as taking care of Milady, but this behavior of waiting for her to get in the car was his own idea. He's very keen on figuring out our patterns and anticipating what we're going to do.
I don't think there's a dog like him, but if there were, I'd have two.
Posted by: mindful webworker, a dog's best friend at May 27, 2016 02:11 AM (5YE4e)
Posted by: otho at May 27, 2016 02:04 AM (EWg9n)
Software is getting like that, too. Adobe, Quark, Autocad, etc. It's in the "cloud" and is subscription-based. You don't install it on your own computer and you have to pay in perpetuity to keep using it.
I don't want to upgrade my OS, because I strongly suspect that the software that I *own* and have *installed* will not work with the newer version.
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2016 02:12 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 02:13 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 02:14 AM (uAvJJ)
Speaking of succulent racks, I just browsed through kbdabear's pix for tonight (I only read them for the articles). Those ginger days are kind of tough to look at. If you've ever had your life ruined by a ginger - even nearly a half-century ago - you know what I mean.
Posted by: mindful webworker - she seemed so nice at May 27, 2016 02:15 AM (5YE4e)
Heh, well, he is mostly self-assigned as guardian of home and all the two- and four-footed family members, and I have encouraged him to think of himself especially as taking care of Milady, but this behavior of waiting for her to get in the car was his own idea. He's very keen on figuring out our patterns and anticipating what we're going to do.
I don't think there's a dog like him, but if there were, I'd have two.
Posted by: mindful webworker, a dog's best friend at May 27, 2016 02:11 AM (5YE4e)
Dogs and men have been in close proximity long enough to have evolved together. We have instinctive knowledge of each others' social dynamic. In fact, dogs have better knowledge of ours (built into the DNA), than we have of our own (transmitted primarily through culture).
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 02:17 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 02:13 AM (uAvJJ)
We had the actual layoff on 4/29/16.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 02:18 AM (EzgxV)
Bad news: That cute dryer repairlady won't be coming back anytime soon.
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2016 02:18 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 02:14 AM (uAvJJ)
I have requested that she spend as much time looking there as she does looking here. We'll see what that accomplishes.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 02:20 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 02:21 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: MH53j at May 27, 2016 02:23 AM (ThW3U)
Speaking of succulent racks, I just browsed through kbdabear's pix for tonight (I only read them for the articles). Those ginger days are kind of tough to look at. If you've ever had your life ruined by a ginger - even nearly a half-century ago - you know what I mean.
Posted by: mindful webworker - she seemed so nice at May 27, 2016 02:15 AM (5YE4e)
I lived with a strawberry blonde for 2-1/2 years during college. After sharing a bed for that time, I thought we were practically married -- she thought we were practically single.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 02:25 AM (EzgxV)
God bless you sir!
Posted by: Pissbolt, the Porcelain Punisher at May 27, 2016 02:26 AM (PlyyM)
Dogs and men have been in close proximity long enough to have evolved together. We have instinctive knowledge of each others' social dynamic....
Yes, indeed - but it may take some effort to entice that dynamic if there's been mistreatment.
When this guy first came to us, he was abandoned and apparently had been ill-treated. Took a long while to rein in his wilder behaviors like running off-property or barking perpetually, and especially to alleviate his anticipating being punished for any slight.
But lots of patience, love, long walks and repeated instruction, along with his eagerness to please, to learn what his "job" was, eventually got us trained to each other. Lots of credit to Milady for that.
Best thing was, at least, he came to us house-trained.
Posted by: mindful webworker - never had a puppy at May 27, 2016 02:27 AM (5YE4e)
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 02:21 AM (uAvJJ)
It is my cross to bear.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 02:27 AM (EzgxV)
Dogs and men have been in close proximity long enough to have evolved together. We have instinctive knowledge of each others' social dynamic....
Yes, indeed - but it may take some effort to entice that dynamic if there's been mistreatment.
When this guy first came to us, he was abandoned and apparently had been ill-treated. Took a long while to rein in his wilder behaviors like running off-property or barking perpetually, and especially to alleviate his anticipating being punished for any slight.
But lots of patience, love, long walks and repeated instruction, along with his eagerness to please, to learn what his "job" was, eventually got us trained to each other. Lots of credit to Milady for that.
Best thing was, at least, he came to us house-trained.
Posted by: mindful webworker - never had a puppy at May 27, 2016 02:27 AM (5YE4e)
(1) I used to tinyurl until I got jacked. Once I realized the vulnerabilities, I went with entire quotes. Good situational awareness in noticing.
The reason that love can still penetrate such an abused dog is that our species have evolved for so long to work together.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 27, 2016 02:33 AM (EzgxV)
When you do move, you must stop by Missouri, I will take you out to dinner at Fapplebee's
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 02:35 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Guido at May 27, 2016 02:37 AM (drPAM)
Posted by: Guido at May 27, 2016 02:37 AM (drPAM)
*blushes*
Posted by: John Kerry at May 27, 2016 02:39 AM (Z8xbi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2016 02:40 AM (p2X2f)
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2016 02:41 AM (sdi6R)
Couple nights ago, we watched Rita Hayworth and Glenn Ford in Gilda (1946). Actor who played Ford's assistant looked familiar, but I couldn't place him. One of those tough guys you can see in a hundred films. Looked him up tonight - Joe Sawyer. No wonder he was familiar - he was Sgt. O'Hara in a hundred Rin Tin Tins.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0768178/
Tonight we watched a two-reeler (I guess - 1 hour) from 1935, George and Gracie in Here Comes Cookie. There was another tough-guy broken-nose character (actually called "Broken Nose" in the film) that I thought at first might be the same actor. But he was James Burke, who - if I've got this right - was Luke, the mug that Bogart took down a couple of times in Maltese Falcon.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0121707/
I really admire those old hard-working character actors who maybe never got top billing, but filled a lot of roles.
Posted by: mindful webworker - they don't make 'em like that anymore at May 27, 2016 02:45 AM (5YE4e)
Posted by: rickl
Galveston, TX seems like a wonderful locale.
I'd be happy to sweep the future warehouses.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2016 02:46 AM (p2X2f)
cthulhu best of luck on whatever happens
let me know if I can do something to help in any way
good night all
Posted by: chemjeff at May 27, 2016 02:50 AM (uAvJJ)
Not sure where I got this:
Has a Hungarian physics lab found a fifth force of nature?
http://bit.ly/25pkgiJ
♦
It's a dog's life - Bluebird of Bitterness collects some fun pix & posters
http://bit.ly/1XVSqow
♦
Tha's all I got. Sleep aid kicking in.
Good night, Gracies.
Posted by: mindful webworker - [z+z]^z at May 27, 2016 03:10 AM (5YE4e)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 27, 2016 03:14 AM (Z8xbi)
https://shop.spacex.com/accessories-131.html
Just what I need. More stuff in my house. Like I'm not already perilously close to "hoarder" territory as it is.
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2016 03:19 AM (sdi6R)
Justin Amash has really really disappointed me on this one.
Damn insomnia.
Posted by: lowtech redneck at May 27, 2016 03:21 AM (KF8B+)
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 27, 2016 03:21 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 27, 2016 03:22 AM (TA9CI)
BIL seems to be responding really well to the bone marrow transplant.
I don't understand it all, bit they used his own marrow for the donor. If you have cancer, how do they take your own bone marrow to use as a cancer-free donor marrow?
I guess they got into stem cell stuff..
I'm confused. But happy for Lewis &.my Sis .
Posted by: Chi at May 27, 2016 03:24 AM (YaSSM)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 27, 2016 03:26 AM (TA9CI)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 27, 2016 03:47 AM (Eq8if)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 27, 2016 03:48 AM (Eq8if)
-Posted by: redc1c4 at May 27, 2016 03:48 AM (Eq8if)
You're coming through, five-by-five in Cleveland redc1c4. Only capital letters are being lost. Otherwise, swell.
We here at Slapweasel Farms are about to call "The Code".
*thumps chest*
--Time of Death
Zero-Four Hundred.
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 27, 2016 03:56 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 27, 2016 04:05 AM (Eq8if)
Posted by: Chi at May 27, 2016 04:10 AM (YaSSM)
Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 27, 2016 04:13 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2016 04:14 AM (3wHFl)
Posted by: Gmac
----------------
Thanks.
I was just being a bit of a jerk, though - F'ing with Slap about soccer.
Personally, I have not paid for TV in 30 years. I just don't understand that.
Posted by: Chi at May 27, 2016 04:23 AM (YaSSM)
Posted by: Ernie Kovacs at May 27, 2016 04:46 AM (Eq8if)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 27, 2016 04:49 AM (Eq8if)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2016 04:52 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2016 04:55 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2016 04:57 AM (WTSFk)
it sucks. I'm deep that way.
The reason Americans don't play soccer is that we can afford the
equipment to play better, cooler sports.
Anybody can play soccer. 22
guys, a vacant lot, one ball. Even in
Krapistan, they can afford one ball between 22 of them. Therefore,
anybody can play it. Here in America,
we play sports that require equipment. Bats, gloves, helmets, bikes,
gasoline, yachts, hockey sticks. And
places to play. Basketball courts, ice
hockey rinks, football fields. When you
live in Elbonia, and your government keeps your rice rations down, you learn to
do sports which you can do with little or no equipment. That's why
Ethiopia has such great runners: you need literally no equipment to play
running. Here in America, we have cooler sports, which require more
stuff, and we can afford the stuff.
Soccer is for children. It's a simple
game for simple people. Would you start
a kickball league? How about a
dodgeball league? Soccer is a game for
kids because it's easy to run around and chase a ball and try to kick the b
NPR and other liberal drones
have never ventured the guess that American's don't like soccer because it
isn't football. We also don't like rugby, cricket, and squash, all socialist
European fag sports. If it ain't football, basketball or baseball, all
American pastimes, its faggy.
The Indians invented lacrosse (granted,
a more violent version of the modern game), which requires one of the more
complicated (and awesome) playing devices to come out of a stone age
culture. It's culture related. If the rest of the world were as savage and
awesome as the Native Americans of lore, soccer/football would be a historical
footnote.
Penalty kicks. Deciding the championship of a team sport on
the basis of an individual skill contest is plain dumb
Meh soccer sucks because it just isn't
very good. In American football you see
good individual plays with every down.
Soccer is sloppy, passes are inaccurate, those receiving passes usually
don't receive them. There are no plays
really, there are certain things they try to do in certain situations but not
everyone is on the same page or even at the same part of the field. Every down in football and every pitch in
baseball has some sort of play on and that is why they score more often. Soccer to me is a bunch of people running
around looking for an opportunity instead of creating an opportunity to either
score or defend against a score. That's why it's boring.
After careful contemplation
of all of your thoughtful points, and with all due deference to your
considerable writing skill, I must humbly submit to you that my much shorter
treatment has the greater explanatory power, to wit: Soccer sucks. (And it's teh ghey.)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 27, 2016 04:58 AM (Eq8if)
The special shorts aren't too expensive, and they make me look athletic.
Posted by: Chi at May 27, 2016 05:11 AM (YaSSM)
I'm gonna be so rusty.
Well, at least it's Friday,,, and a three day weekend.
Posted by: teej at May 27, 2016 05:20 AM (oScPm)
like people shooting at me. 8-)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 27, 2016 05:20 AM (Eq8if)
Posted by: Drider at May 27, 2016 05:24 AM (6Xbsz)
Posted by: Spun and Murky at May 27, 2016 05:32 AM (4DCSq)
Posted by: Chi at May 27, 2016 05:33 AM (YaSSM)
Music practice. Three of us doing mostly originals.
Front man on accoustic, bass player and me on drums, percussion and harmonica.
I've got songs to learn, parts to write that fit the tunes and it's the only "therapy" I get.
Posted by: teej at May 27, 2016 05:49 AM (oScPm)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 05:51 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 05:52 AM (vvmPQ)
Recall all those millions of dollars that were funneled to the VA to fix their dieing time "wait for care" problems? Well it appears all the money went to administrative BS and parties and oh how things have remained the same. Less than 10% of the new hires made by the VA have been for doctors. But this is what is to be expected when you have a problem and refuse to address it.
http://fxn.ws/1Uh8WMS
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 05:52 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 05:52 AM (vvmPQ)
New deadly strain of e-coli cropping up in the US. Gee, I wonder why Obama.
http://fxn.ws/1Uh9mmk
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 05:52 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 05:53 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 05:53 AM (vvmPQ)
New Pew study says more and more yoots are staying with their parents between 18 and 34 now. Fox says it is all due to a bunch of stupid reasons and fails to mention the one overriding one that is really causing it. They do not have any damn money! There are no available jobs in the Obamaconomy. We have been stuck in great depression II since 2009.
http://fxn.ws/1sBCRpO
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 05:53 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 05:54 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 05:54 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted without comment:
A provision snuck into the still-secret text of the Senate's annual intelligence authorization would give the FBI the ability to demand individuals' email data and possibly web-surfing history from their service providers without a warrant and in complete secrecy.
http://bit.ly/1OQ18xk
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 05:54 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 05:56 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)
After a massive public outrage over the BS bathroom addition to the appropriations bill the overall House has killed it (for now). We have to protect our phony-baloney jobs here said Ryan Lepetomane.
http://bit.ly/1VlaKXE
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)
Thanks Vic.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 06:00 AM (ptqRm)
And Vic comes off the top rope with a nuclear elbow pile driver of news and links!!.
Thanks Vic.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 06:00 AM (ptqRm)
LOL, thanx. good thing I am an ex-licensed Nuclear Reactor Operator (SRO)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 06:02 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 27, 2016 06:03 AM (KALoO)
He's a fag.
Posted by: Clydesdale at May 27, 2016 06:04 AM (2hcmo)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 27, 2016 06:07 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Fewenuff at May 27, 2016 06:08 AM (T/sbU)
Posted by: teej at May 27, 2016 06:10 AM (oScPm)
Posted by: Tmitsss at May 27, 2016 06:31 AM (sUvQQ)
Good Morning Daywalkers!
Back to lurk mode and radio silence thanks to the Great Hamster Revolt where my IP was kidnapped and securely hidden almost one year ago now.
At least I can comment on the ONT, 4 hours after it gets put up and the comments are dead except for the night stalkers.
Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 27, 2016 06:33 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at May 27, 2016 06:34 AM (Ee2nz)
Same with Perky Katie Colon-Couric, and her disastrous anti-gun video.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 06:41 AM (ptqRm)
don't sk why, don't know, but it's good in the morning!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 27, 2016 06:42 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 27, 2016 06:50 AM (ucDmr)
*wakes up, drinks second cup*
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2016 06:50 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: @votermom at May 27, 2016 06:55 AM (7lVbc)
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2016 06:56 AM (/m8T6)
Thanks, Vic.
It's heartening to see hs students pushing back against the Freedom From Religion aholes (a more vile bunch of Madison loons do not exist) and the loony bathroom laws.
There's hope for young people after all.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 27, 2016 06:57 AM (P8951)
https://twitter.com/Nero/status/736064663239020544
Posted by: @votermom at May 27, 2016 06:55 AM (7lVbc)
That's hilarious!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 27, 2016 07:00 AM (P8951)
...the usual "you defied a court order!" reportorial reaction.
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2016 07:01 AM (/m8T6)
The first mistake that we make is assuming that this is nonsense.
In the tradition of "And every knee will bend", you are experiencing the force of the Government forcing you to accept an alternate reality.
And you will accept it.
Or face the consequences of your refusal.
It may be many things.
But it's not Nonsense.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 07:01 AM (ptqRm)
Thank you Vic. In parallel news, I seem to recall the Zero administration has said a few times they regard "anti-government" people as more dangerous than al-Qaeda, so this provision applies pretty broadly across the horde spectrum (I'm guessing).
So...VPN much?
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2016 07:04 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2016 07:05 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at May 27, 2016 07:06 AM (BDZWU)
Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.
I'm hoping for an easy day at work, but usually when I wish that it's anything but, so we will see. Here, for no reason other than she's a pretty girl, is the dancer Ann Pennington:
http://goo.gl/lUj5jf
She was known for introducing the dance known as the "Black Bottom" to white audiences in the 1926 edition of the racy George White's Scandals. A peppy handful, she stood only 4' 10" and wore a size 1 1/2 shoe.
(1 1/2? Excuse me. Bunk)
Now, where were we? Ah, yes. Pennington was, at the height of her fame, earning over a thousand dollars a week, but her money vanished as fast as it came, not only because she was a soft touch, but she also lost her money at the track and - since she never had a home - to enormous hotel bills. She died in 1971 in a shabby hotel on 42nd Street.
A different Ann Pennington (not related to our girl) was the Playmate of the Month for March of 1976.
Hope you all have a lovely weekend.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 27, 2016 07:07 AM (X6fMO)
As a matter of fact, I am reading that book right now.
Well, not this second.
But it's in the upstairs reading room.
On the back of the porcelain reading chair.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 07:08 AM (ptqRm)
But your point is still a good one: Because millenials don't read, they watch video, many of Hillary's target demographic will stay blissfully unaware of this whole mess.
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2016 07:13 AM (/m8T6)
Your words would be just as accurate if you removed "blissfully", and substituted "willfully" in its place.
I have become a firm believer in the human state known as "Willful Ignorance"
The conscious goal of remaining ignorant of actual facts.
Liberals roll in it like cats on catnip.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 07:17 AM (ptqRm)
You got your mind right?
https://youtu.be/8CBqjZX6FjE
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 07:27 AM (ptqRm)
Does it have the part where John ties a rock to Arthur and throws him in the Seine?
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 27, 2016 07:30 AM (tEDMc)
Posted by: Dragline at May 27, 2016 07:30 AM (QX0Xt)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at May 27, 2016 07:31 AM (eCwYQ)
A little known fact:
Jesus was stripped naked for the crucifixion.
All those crucifixes with a loin cloth are historically inaccurate.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 27, 2016 07:31 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2016 07:31 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 27, 2016 07:32 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 07:34 AM (ptqRm)
Seems to be a rash of School Busses being t-boned lately.
Low speed.
Minimal if any injuries.
In every case, the bus was pulling from a side street with a Stop Sign, and the car was on the primary road with the right of way.
Wonder what could be causing these?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 07:35 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2016 07:36 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 27, 2016 07:36 AM (zp+j1)
Wonder what could be causing these?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 07:35 AM (ptqRm)
----------------------------------------------------
The left will advocate suing the bus manufacturer and finding out which corporate decision to get cheap and save money caused these accidents.
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2016 07:38 AM (/m8T6)
A quote: According to Homicide Detectives they were outside. They have evidence that they were shot.
I would have figured that the bullet holes were a give-away.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 07:38 AM (ptqRm)
So the Left instigates the controversy for the purpose of lawfare. Political racketeering.
Posted by: Dragline at May 27, 2016 07:38 AM (QX0Xt)
I believe that is debatable- it was certainly normal for the Romans to strip their prisoners nude before crucifixion, but they may have left a scrap on when in Israel, as a concession to the Jewish taboo against nakedness (Romans and Jews shared a comittment to ancestral Law and personal morality, so the Romans may have been more sympathetic to Jewish culture than one might expect).
Posted by: Grey Fox at May 27, 2016 07:41 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2016 07:42 AM (/m8T6)
Thanks MPPPP, really enjoy these. Ann is a obviously a little minx!
You're welcome. She never married, though she was involved with a number of men. And though her mother chaperoned her during her stage days, she had a sign on her dressing room door reading "Men Only."
Sadly, almost all film of Pennington is lost, but here's a rare clip of her from 1929:
https://goo.gl/4pkGEw
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 27, 2016 07:45 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 27, 2016 07:50 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2016 07:50 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: MTF at May 27, 2016 06:56 AM (/m8T6)
It's not really about transgenders or bathrooms. It's about forcing us all to agree that 2+2=5, and punishing dissenters.
This is just the beginning.
Posted by: rickl at May 27, 2016 07:53 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Dick Taylor CSA at May 27, 2016 07:56 AM (dWXoX)
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