Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/24/16) [Misanthropic Humanitarian]

Welcome to the Maetenlochless, Tasteless, Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll Edition of the ONT.

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When it is Twofer-Tuesday, be careful for what you wish for. And you know who you are. Don't you?


Even a bag doesn't work covering Yoko. Nice try Howard.

She hasn't improved any with age either.


Twofer photos and videos, how tasteless was that?


ROCK N ROLL

Happy Birthday Bob Dylan! Still working hard and entertaining fans.


Rockers who uttered sensible things. Or as Maetenloch would say, quotes of the day.

Quote 1

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.
-Ted Nugent


Quote 2

Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.
-Ted Nugent


Quote 3

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
-Frank Zappa

Quote 4

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia

-Frank Zappa

Quote 5

I'm really terrible with small children; they're small, noisy, irritating, damp and soggy.

-Ian Anderson (of Jethro Tull)

Quote 6

What I've learned about marriage: You need to have each other's back; you have to be a kind of team going through life.

-Tom Petty


Quote 7

Inspiration is hard to come by. You have to take it where you find it.

-Bob Dylan

The most iconic rock concert of all time, Woodstock.

Here's a partial listing of who performed and their reported pay day. Joan Baez was paid $10,000. I would have paid her $11,000 not to attend.

Canned Heat $6,500
The Who $6,250 (also reported at $11,200 but Variety claimed that number was inaccurate)
Richie Havens $6,000
Arlo Guthrie $5,000
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young $5,000
Mountain $2,000
Tim Hardin $2,000
Joe Cocker $1,375
Sweetwater $1,250
John B. Sebastian $1,000
Melanie $750
Santana $750
Sha Na Na $700


So how musical are you? Do you play an instrument? Force fed piano lessons as a child? Or do you just play a mean old stereo that has you on first name basis with the neighbor and responding cop? Your musical tastes examined. When we identify ourselves with the music we love, we are really telling people about who we are on a deeper level.


The Who's "My Generation" had a line that went "I hope I die before I get old". My goodness how the time has passed. How much make up, botox and hair color can you spot?

DRUGS

Legal pot boring? Not to mention the business is dominated by white men, full of injustice and inequality.


Grannies smoking pot for the first time.


As marijuana becomes more acceptable just another person to avoid on the roads. Watch driving skills deteriorate with pot consumption.

DISCLAIMER
Videos are from Washington state where marijuana consumption is legal.

The AoSHQ and the ONT are not responsible for the content of these videos. Nor do these videos represent the views or beliefs of the AoSHQ, it's management, staff, bartenders, parents, pets or advertisers.


SEX

India, the new sex change destination. Something tells me this poor soul needed serious couch time rather than a date with a fillet knife.

Unrealistic sex with Bill Burr.


Battle of the sexes, or why husbands require supervision.


Lonely and out of shape? Try a sex-based exercise program


Do these therapists find themselves in legal hot water for discriminating against the Amy Schumers, Lindsey Wests and Trigglypuffs of the world?? Discovery could be a bitch.


Tonight's ONT brought to you by misogynistic men, dangerous dames, lethal ladies and warrior women. SJWs need not apply.


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Comments

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1 hey

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 24, 2016 09:55 PM (0O7c5)

2 You fucker

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 09:56 PM (5+0Pr)

3 Skip denied first again.

Does Maetenloch know about this ONT, MisHum? Was the Yoko content approved?

Posted by: L, Elle at May 24, 2016 09:57 PM (6IPEM)

4 Is she wearing an Ewok coat in that first pic?

Posted by: that's just so wrong at May 24, 2016 09:58 PM (H9MG5)

5 Oh no.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2016 09:58 PM (0mRoj)

6 Howdy ONT!

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 09:58 PM (pcyHg)

7 You hate us! You really hate us!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 09:58 PM (1ZOkK)

8 Actually. OUTSTANDING ONT

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 09:58 PM (5+0Pr)

9 Marijuana impairs driving?! UNPOSSIBLE! I was assured by the experts in the Reason comments section that marijuana didn't make you an unsafe driver, because stoners were slower and more cautious.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 24, 2016 09:59 PM (fC9RO)

10 really cute young
woman on bottom right of the screen to the left of Trump.

Posted by: Avi at May 24, 2016 09:59 PM (fijdj)

11 Skip the Yoko. The rest makes up for it

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 09:59 PM (5+0Pr)

12 Hate is such a strong word

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 10:00 PM (voOPb)

13 Yoko Ono?

Really?

You hate us, you really really hate us. You......misanthropist!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 24, 2016 10:00 PM (+1T7c)

14
What's a good, free photo-sharing app to use? I want to share pictures of my stallion with the Horde.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 10:00 PM (pcyHg)

15 Favorite Zappa quote

"If it sounds good it probably is"

Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2016 10:01 PM (BO/km)

16 Someone wad very, very bad.

Posted by: Gem at May 24, 2016 10:01 PM (dyShS)

17 9
Marijuana impairs driving?! UNPOSSIBLE! I was assured by the experts in
the Reason comments section that marijuana didn't make you an unsafe
driver, because stoners were slower and more cautious.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 24, 2016 09:59 PM (fC9RO)

it's not the marijuana....it's the cheeto grease

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 24, 2016 10:01 PM (0O7c5)

18 This may seem like an odd question, but here goes:

If Yoko Ono sent a time-traveler to kill someone, who would it be and why?

Posted by: V the K at May 24, 2016 10:01 PM (1DQRw)

19 12
Hate is such a strong word

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 10:00 PM (voOPb)


How about loathe?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 10:02 PM (1ZOkK)

20 Nice legs.

Midlin face.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:02 PM (1ijHg)

21 MH, you son of a bitch!!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:02 PM (SdcBc)

22 yoko looks like her singing voice sounds

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 24, 2016 10:02 PM (0O7c5)

23 If Yoko Ono sent a time-traveler to kill someone, who would it be and why?

Posted by: V the K


Linda Eastman.

Everyone KNOWS she is the real reason the Beatles broke up. (chortle)

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 24, 2016 10:03 PM (+1T7c)

24 Yoko looks like a tranny, so I'd (let it) hit (me).

Posted by: Merrill Mcpeak at May 24, 2016 10:03 PM (cmE8J)

25 If Yoko Ono sent a time-traveler to kill someone, who would it be and why?

Posted by: V the K at May 24, 2016 10:01 PM (1DQRw)


John Lennon.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 24, 2016 10:03 PM (fC9RO)

26 14


What's a good, free photo-sharing app to use? I want to share pictures of my stallion with the Horde.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 10:00 PM (pcyHg)


stallion = euphemism?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 10:03 PM (1ZOkK)

27 Ray Charles
Stevie Wonder
Blind Willie Johnson
Jose Feliciano
Doc Watson
Ronnie Milsap...

...and apparently...

...John Lennon

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 10:03 PM (NeFrd)

28 Aaaahhh !

The goggles, they do nothing !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at May 24, 2016 10:03 PM (gUoN4)

29 25 If Yoko Ono sent a time-traveler to kill someone, who would it be and why?

Posted by: V the K at May 24, 2016 10:01 PM (1DQRw)


John Lennon.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 24, 2016 10:03 PM (fC9RO)

Why? She would have remained in obscurity f not for her relationship with Lennon.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2016 10:04 PM (0mRoj)

30 Ray Charles

Stevie Wonder

Blind Willie Johnson

Jose Feliciano

Doc Watson

Ronnie Milsap...



...and apparently...



...John Lennon


Posted by: Seamus Muldoon


I see right through you.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 24, 2016 10:04 PM (+1T7c)

31 I am so soft right now.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:05 PM (SdcBc)

32
What's a good, free photo-sharing app to use? I want to share pictures of my stallion with the Horde.



Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 10:00 PM (pcyHg)



If an actual male horse (heh) send it to petmorons at g mail

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 10:05 PM (1ZOkK)

33 stallion = euphemism?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 10:03 PM (1ZOkK)

Jane, Jane, Jane.
Stallion = horse. Boy horse. Intact boy horse. Big intact boy horse.
Friesian.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 10:05 PM (pcyHg)

34 Perhaps remaining in obscurity is what she sees now as a wonderful thing.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:06 PM (1ijHg)

35 Misanthropic H you are family and I love you BUT DON'T EVER SIDE WITH YOKO AGAINST THE FAMILY AGAIN!

Imma gonna forgive you, but imagine if pop was alive....

//Sven Corleone.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:06 PM (g8Hfr)

36 . Intact boy horse. Big intact boy horse.


So, a gentile horse?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2016 10:06 PM (0mRoj)

37 I... think... that... is... Mr. Sulu in the first pic.

Don't... ask... how... I know this. Some frontiers... are... better... not boldly gone to.



... and... I believe... that... is... actually... a tribble coat.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at May 24, 2016 10:06 PM (H9MG5)

38 Thanks for the address Jane.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 10:06 PM (pcyHg)

39 If Yoko Ono sent a time-traveler to kill someone, who would it be and why?

Posted by: V the K at May 24, 2016 10:01 PM (1DQRw)


Ringo. For the love of God let it be Ringo.

Posted by: Pete Best at May 24, 2016 10:06 PM (cmE8J)

40 Awright, who pissed in MH'S Cheerios?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 24, 2016 10:07 PM (Saqzi)

41 EEE-MADGEEEEEE-EEEEEENNNNN ALLLLLLL DAAAAA PEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPLLLLLEEEE


//Yoko Sings

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:07 PM (g8Hfr)

42 Most people look good, or at least better, when they're young.

Then there's Yoko Ono.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:07 PM (oKE6c)

43 Mine eyes!

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 24, 2016 10:07 PM (nvMvs)

44 >>>"If Yoko Ono sent a time-traveler to kill someone, who would it be and why?"


Yorgon PantsMaster III from the 38th Century. Nasty Fellow, a real shame!

Posted by: Max Power at May 24, 2016 10:07 PM (q177U)

45 Willowed comment:

Just watched "Sunset Boulevard" for the second time.

Yes. Joe effed Norma on New Years Eve.

She was crazy. She shot Joe.

Joe died.

Hollywood made sure that she was found innocent by reason of insanity.

Great performances.

So why did Kurt Vonnegut hate Gloria Swanson so much?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:07 PM (1ijHg)

46 Stallion = horse. Boy horse. Intact boy horse. Big intact boy horse.
Friesian.


Posted by: Sixkiller


******


Friesian?

More like Freudian.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 10:07 PM (NeFrd)

47 Argggggggggggh!

My eyes! My eyes!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2016 10:07 PM (ZxmMG)

48 Aaaaaccckkkk Yoko ont!!!!!!

Where's my safe ont space???!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2016 10:07 PM (bpTue)

49 So, a gentile horse?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2016 10:06 PM (0mRoj)
He's black. And hung like a ...you know.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 10:07 PM (pcyHg)

50 What's a good, free photo-sharing app to use?

For reasons beyond human comprehension (booze not involved) I read that as "potato-sharing app".

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 24, 2016 10:08 PM (D0J8L)

51 Heyyyyy maaaannnn pot is awesome for driving.....only danger is people going 5mph....

//Stoner about to do a head on on an on ramp going the wrong way

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:08 PM (g8Hfr)

52 50 What's a good, free photo-sharing app to use?

For reasons beyond human comprehension (booze not involved) I read that as "potato-sharing app".
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 24, 2016 10:08 PM (D0J8L)

iRish

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2016 10:08 PM (0mRoj)

53 >>Nice legs.

Midlin face.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo

Thats a butter face.

Posted by: Aviator at May 24, 2016 10:08 PM (c7vUv)

54 Dammit, Mis Hum, you didn't even give us a #SafeSpace kitty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 10:08 PM (1ZOkK)

55 I really do love you guys

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 10:08 PM (voOPb)

56 We thank thee, Mis. Hum., for sparing us Lena and #Trigglypuff.

All hail Mis. Hum.!

Posted by: Duncanthrax (formerly the Bellicose) at May 24, 2016 10:08 PM (OF/aZ)

57 I shared a potato with the cat yesterday, so I'm cool.

Posted by: KIllerdog at May 24, 2016 10:08 PM (QlKDg)

58 It's a Yoko Miracle! Kudos, MH. A day without Yoko is like a day without sunshine. Where would the world be if not for Yoko pushing the boundaries of music and performance? Get yer Yoko on, right here people.

Posted by: otho at May 24, 2016 10:08 PM (EWg9n)

59 Even Yoko Ono was young and sexy once.

She couldn't sing. But John Lennon didn't love her for her singing.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:08 PM (1ijHg)

60 So why did Kurt Vonnegut hate Gloria Swanson so much?



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:07 PM (1ijHg)


No chest hair.

Posted by: Merrill McPeak at May 24, 2016 10:09 PM (cmE8J)

61 For reasons beyond human comprehension (booze not involved)


There's your problem right there.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:09 PM (oKE6c)

62 "If your lawn tears up mowers the cheaper stuff isn't helping your budget either. A solution may be looking for the same model you have that comes from a smaller smoother yard in the classifieds for cheap. better steering parts roached motor."

From prior thread. $500 every fivr years or $1000 every ten.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:09 PM (SdcBc)

63 Really? Because I was thinking John Denver, JFK Jr, or Huma Abedin.

Posted by: V the K at May 24, 2016 10:09 PM (1DQRw)

64 59 Even Yoko Ono was young and sexy once.


That's a highly debatable proposition.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2016 10:09 PM (0mRoj)

65 Bill Burr is welcome on any ONT

Posted by: BacktoGA at May 24, 2016 10:09 PM (H0Qvx)

66 ONOVERDOSE
BRAIN MELTING
SANITY SLIPPING AWAY
AHHHHHHJ

Posted by: @votermom at May 24, 2016 10:10 PM (7lVbc)

67 59 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:08 PM (1ijHg)

Had he gone to Seoul or Saigon first we'd have never heard of her.....

and there'd be a John Lennon themed nail salon somewhere.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:10 PM (g8Hfr)

68 "I really do love you guys "


You're a homo.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:10 PM (SdcBc)

69 She couldn't sing. But John Lennon didn't love her for her singing.



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:08 PM (1ijHg)


She must have had mad skillz. IFYWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:10 PM (oKE6c)

70 C'mon, be charitable.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:10 PM (1ijHg)

71 I simultaneously opened the ONT thread while listening to Trump yelling at a crowd.

I just.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 10:11 PM (1ZOkK)

72 >>As marijuana becomes more acceptable just another person to avoid on the
roads. Watch driving skills deteriorate with pot consumption.


LOL, I live in Colorado, I already see this all the dang time.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 10:11 PM (NOIQH)

73 70 C'mon, be charitable.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:10 PM (1ijHg)



OK, she's not a total beast.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:11 PM (oKE6c)

74 Again??? A-fucking-gain?!?!?

Geez, not even the hardcore alt-righters go that far....

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at May 24, 2016 10:11 PM (Y5I9o)

75 Ringo did Yoko.

Posted by: Macca at May 24, 2016 10:11 PM (FXW24)

76 70 C'mon, be charitable.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:10 PM (1ijHg)

Hell, I thought I was being charitable.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2016 10:11 PM (0mRoj)

77 thanks for the ont MH. The Yoko shit is damn near as bad as chalk on the sidewalk. Thanks for the flashback.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2016 10:12 PM (ucDmr)

78 C'mon, be charitable.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:10 PM (1ijHg)


That's not charity, it's welfare.

Posted by: Stating The Obvious at May 24, 2016 10:12 PM (cmE8J)

79 "That's a highly debatable proposition."


Fucking A. I ain't never saw a pic of Yoko nearly do-able. What the Hell, besides drugs, what He thinking?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:12 PM (SdcBc)

80 so Yoko is George Takei in drag.....

OHHHHHMAIIIIII

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:12 PM (g8Hfr)

81 75 Ringo did Yoko.
Posted by: Macca at May 24, 2016 10:11 PM (FXW24)



I didn't know he drank that heavily.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:12 PM (oKE6c)

82 When you play a Yoko Ono record backward, she says "I can't believe you bought this shit."

Posted by: CrustyB at May 24, 2016 10:13 PM (Hnglq)

83 lol......a general said donald trump doesn't understand japan pays us 50% of the cost to defend them........why don't they pay 100% .......lol.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 24, 2016 10:13 PM (0O7c5)

84 Fucking A. I ain't never saw a pic of Yoko nearly do-able. What the Hell, besides drugs, what He thinking?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:12 PM (SdcBc)

That would take a handful of Viagra. Maybe two handsfull.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:13 PM (oKE6c)

85 81 Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:12 PM (oKE6c)


I was drunk, stoned, I think dead, and she was wearing a Lucy Wong mask....

//R Starr in WitSec

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:14 PM (g8Hfr)

86 Going to see Dylan at Red Rocks, Fathers Day, row 6, thanks to SIL.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 24, 2016 10:14 PM (S193o)

87 And here I was all prepared to bring a whole new level of class, subtlety, nuance and refinement to my commentary.

I guess there's always tomorrow.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 10:14 PM (NeFrd)

88 I am so soft right now.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Probably from using a cheap mower.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2016 10:14 PM (ZxmMG)

89 We had it coming...

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 24, 2016 10:14 PM (kP16F)

90 If I recall correctly, Yoko made John stop drinking too much and stop the drugs.

Let me rephrase that. His love for her helped him drop his substance abuse problem.

She was good for him. Let it be.

He got tired of the concert schtick where the crowd drowned out the music he was trying to play.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:14 PM (1ijHg)

91 Ringo did Yoko.

Posted by: Macca at May 24, 2016 10:11 PM (FXW24)


Not even with Harrison's zombie dick.

Posted by: Ringo at May 24, 2016 10:14 PM (cmE8J)

92 Gotta hand it to Yoko. She's made a "career" out of being Lennon's widow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 10:14 PM (1ZOkK)

93 Yes, Im a witch, Im a bitch
I dont care what you say
My voice is real, my voice is truth
I dont fit in your ways

Im not gonna die for you
You might as well face the truth
Im gonna stick around
For quite awhile

Posted by: Yoko Ohno at May 24, 2016 10:14 PM (BO/km)

94 Hubbala hubbala.. now we understand John's seemingly irrational obsession!

Uhhh.. NOT!

Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at May 24, 2016 10:15 PM (UpGcq)

95 Look at YokoFest as being a public service...tough love as it were for when Maet comes back with his YokoLenaTrigglypuff tour d'force...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:15 PM (g8Hfr)

96 >>>I guess there's always tomorrow.

Which is promised to no one Seamus

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 10:15 PM (voOPb)

97 Wow, MisHum. That was really low and uncalled for.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 24, 2016 10:15 PM (QlyN5)

98 Ringo. For the love of God let it be Ringo.


Posted by: Pete Best


Okay, now that's funny!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...pondering the future at May 24, 2016 10:15 PM (+1T7c)

99 79 What the Hell, besides drugs, what He thinking?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:12 PM (

He wasn't, and since he couldn't see with those weirod square glasses he wore...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2016 10:16 PM (bpTue)

100 90 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:14 PM (1ijHg)

Yeah I'm gonna call bullshit on that one...

well wait a sec...having her screeching ass around and people vomiting and holding their hands over their ears experiencing PTSD likely did shut the sing along the fuck down.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:16 PM (g8Hfr)

101 RK- here's the secret to making a mower last.

Only cut grass with it. No rocks, no tree limbs, no chunks of stuff that you're not sure about. Only grass. Hence the term..."lawnmower." You're welcome!

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 10:17 PM (pcyHg)

102 "
Probably from using a cheap mower."




*cracks my ass up*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:17 PM (SdcBc)

103 >I guess there's always tomorrow.

Which is promised to no one Seamus
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Also... creeps at a petty pace.

Posted by: Bill the Bard at May 24, 2016 10:17 PM (ZxmMG)

104 87 And here I was all prepared to bring a whole new level of class, subtlety, nuance and refinement to my commentary.
I guess there's always tomorrow.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 10:14 PM (NeFrd)



Forget it, Seamus. It's the HQ.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:18 PM (oKE6c)

105 *cracks my ass up*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Try a seat pad.

Posted by: Bill the Bard at May 24, 2016 10:18 PM (ZxmMG)

106 Hannity is tongue-bathing Trump again. I honestly believe he identifies as Trump's mistress.

At least he's a Great American.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 10:18 PM (1ZOkK)

107 I am sure that John Lennon's widow would rather have him back than inherit that massive wealth.

Some of you morons are assholes.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:18 PM (1ijHg)

108 10 is the really cute girl the latinx in the bottom corner?

Posted by: F.N.G at May 24, 2016 10:18 PM (ovuUl)

109 107
I am sure that John Lennon's widow would rather have him back than inherit that massive wealth.

Depends. So probably not.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 10:19 PM (pcyHg)

110 >>>She must have had mad skillz. IFYWIMAITYD.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:10 PM (oKE6c)<<<

Absolutely. She was terrific in the... kitchen.

Made mean sammich.

Posted by: zombie John Lennon at May 24, 2016 10:19 PM (H9MG5)

111 107 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:18 PM (1ijHg)

Yup...she sure has been shy and hiding her candle under a bushel in deep grief....

while also getting her degree in nuclear conflict studies and international economics evidently.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:20 PM (g8Hfr)

112 Howdy, y'all!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2016 10:20 PM (EzgxV)

113 Here's my question: WTF was Mark Chapman thinking? He smoked John Lennon - good start, IMO - and Yoko was standing right there - while he had rounds left. WTF? She was a freebie at that point.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:20 PM (oKE6c)

114 "Only cut grass with it. No rocks, no tree limbs, no chunks of stuff that you're not sure about. Only grass. Hence the term..."lawnmower." You're welcome!"


Well, six, I have a lot of trees. I buy the severe duty blades and chew up a lop of limbs and rocks. I am using, not abusing it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:20 PM (SdcBc)

115 Thanks for the shout-out to Uncle Bob, MisHum!

As I said in the morning thread, he just completed a tour of Japan, he will start a U.S. tour next week, and he has a brand new album out. Sounds like he's not contemplating retirement at the moment.

Far from it. He's just getting warmed up. I've said repeatedly that his albums over the last ten years or so rank among the best of his career.

Here's a nice live version of "Spirit On The Water" from his 2006 album "Modern Times". It's an audience recording so the sound quality is not the best, but it's not bad. That's Bob on piano.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnOYqqeP7wQ

Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2016 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

116 106 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2016 10:18 PM (1ZOkK)

Mrs. D'oh.... it's Hannity....

he called my dead dog a great American for an hour...straight....7 days in a row.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:21 PM (g8Hfr)

117 Only cut grass with it. No rocks, no tree limbs, no chunks of stuff that you're not sure about. Only grass. Hence the term..."lawnmower." You're welcome!
Posted by: Sixkiller
----------

Yeah, I knew the moment that I hit that forgotten ground rod that I'd made a mistake.

Also, avoid spooling up barbed wire around a spindle. It transforms the mower into a rather nasty flail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2016 10:21 PM (w35Hj)

118 Yoko Ono is living proof that civilization is on the cusp of another global cleansing.

Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2016 10:21 PM (f40FU)

119 Gojira vs. Yoko

Draw.

Posted by: eman at May 24, 2016 10:22 PM (MQEz6)

120 I...chew up a lop of limbs and rocks. I am using, not abusing it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:20 PM (SdcBc)

You're killing me.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 10:22 PM (pcyHg)

121 113 Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:20 PM (oKE6c)

Finally Son of Sam's Dog will be HAPPY!

I freed Yoko's greatness from the millstone around her neck!

//M D Chapman's Inner Monologue

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:22 PM (g8Hfr)

122 Last time we had a Yoko ONT, someone said that Yoko used to stalk Lennon until one day he finally went out with her for a weekend and after that he was stuck on her.

Posted by: @votermom at May 24, 2016 10:22 PM (7lVbc)

123 sven,

I generally like your comments. But we will have to agree to disagree on Yoko Ono.

Just having watched Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard, I give a pass to any woman that lost her husband to a murderer.



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:22 PM (1ijHg)

124 Love the reporter commentary on that Driving High video:

Crazy red/pothead chick clips the camera and hit a traffic cone, but "her driving is still fine".

The media has destroyed this country.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at May 24, 2016 10:22 PM (Y5I9o)

125 Someone should post the Yoko/Chuck Berry video link..

I've been in bands or mostly single acoustic pub gigs since the mid sixties.. most of the single stuff or with a partner was 70's.

At least venues paid the musicians back then.. Nowadays, they require the musicians to bring a crowd of followers and don't pay shit.. they get the "exposure". Fuck that. I never played for free unless it was a charity gig. $50- $100 a night back in the 70's put food on the table in addition to my day job.. I was tired a lot.. lol!

Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at May 24, 2016 10:22 PM (UpGcq)

126 Trump just skewered the Republican governor of New Mexico at a rally in Albuquerque. Very interesting.

Posted by: RokShox at May 24, 2016 10:23 PM (NAxbF)

127 Yoko was standing right there
-----------

Yeah, I've never figured that out. Maybe he wanted a living witness.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2016 10:23 PM (w35Hj)

128 "Officer's suicide note details plans to seize guns herd Americans into camps."

http://www.newswithviews.com/NWV-News/news512.htm

Posted by: An Observation at May 24, 2016 10:23 PM (OSaNz)

129 I guess there's always tomorrow.

Which is promised to no one Seamus

***


Tomorrow is the song I sing
Tomorrow a ragman can be king
The smile I wear will be my crown
And I'll still be here grinnin' when the sun goes down.


/from The Ballad of Cable Hogue

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 10:24 PM (NeFrd)

130 Yoko would go back in time and kill Chapman because she loved her husband.

Posted by: eman at May 24, 2016 10:24 PM (MQEz6)

131 123 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:22 PM (1ijHg)

It's Yoko... as noted upthread she was essentially a batshit crazy stalker who gave Lennon such oral gratification he destroyed the Beatles....

I mean "thanks...I guess Yoko" but uh "yeah."

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:24 PM (g8Hfr)

132 Is there a leaked Yoko sex tape?
For research of course

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 24, 2016 10:25 PM (u65Ml)

133 after that he was stuck on her.
----------

I refuse to contemplate that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2016 10:25 PM (w35Hj)

134 Last time we had a Yoko ONT, someone said that Yoko used to stalk Lennon until one day he finally went out with her for a weekend and after that he was stuck on her.

According to John, they met at an art gallery. He was laughing about 'how was hitting an apple with a hammer & charging for it, art?'. And Yoko was one of the artist at the opening, and they started talking / arguing about art ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cynic ... at May 24, 2016 10:25 PM (AoK0a)

135 84 Fucking A. I ain't never saw a pic of Yoko nearly do-able. What the Hell, besides drugs, what He thinking?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:12 PM (SdcBc)
That would take a handful of Viagra. Maybe two handsfull.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:13 PM (oKE6c)

I think it would take a stick and duct tape.

Posted by: KIllerdog at May 24, 2016 10:25 PM (QlKDg)

136 Here's my question: WTF was Mark Chapman thinking? He smoked John Lennon - good start, IMO - and Yoko was standing right there - while he had rounds left. WTF? She was a freebie at that point.


Posted by: Jay Guevara
...........
Geeez, Jay.. wtf?

Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at May 24, 2016 10:25 PM (UpGcq)

137 NCJ!!!!! Muah!!!! How are T & NCK?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2016 10:26 PM (bpTue)

138 So I read the link about music that tells people who you are. I had to scroll way down the page to find 70's roxk n roll.

Turns out I have excellent taste in music.

And I'm really old.

Posted by: tbodie at May 24, 2016 10:27 PM (9Vruh)

139 Someone should post the Yoko/Chuck Berry video link..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9kgu71d81U

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:27 PM (oKE6c)

140 59 Even Yoko Ono was young and sexy once.

She couldn't sing. But John Lennon didn't love her for her singing.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:08 PM (1ijHg)



Something about a golf ball and a garden hose?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2016 10:27 PM (EzgxV)

141 He loved the batshit stalker.

Let it go.

All's well that ends.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:27 PM (1ijHg)

142 128 Posted by: An Observation at May 24, 2016 10:23 PM (OSaNz)

If legit it reminds me of what an adjutant General Santa-Ana did after examining the growth of Anglo Texas...

He wrote a letter detailing the moral failings of the peons vs the Anglos, he hypothesized within 15 days when Texas would wind up declaring independence, sent his letter, took out his sword and leaned against the Church wall until it poked his heart.

Sometimes you just don't have enough rocks.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:27 PM (g8Hfr)

143 Her legs weren't that ba (scrolls down)
Arrrrg! I'm bliiiind. (while sobbing) I'm blind.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 10:27 PM (hVdx9)

144 "You're killing me."
'
Okay, it does have a beer.....er, cup-holder. Not that'd I do that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:28 PM (SdcBc)

145 According to John, they met at an art gallery. He was laughing about 'how was hitting an apple with a hammer charging for it, art?'. And Yoko was one of the artist at the opening, and they started talking / arguing about art ...

Posted by: Adriane the Cynic ... at May 24, 2016 10:25 PM

Yep. Lennon first met her at one of Yoko's "happenings".

Posted by: otho at May 24, 2016 10:28 PM (EWg9n)

146 132 Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 24, 2016 10:25 PM (u65Ml)

You are a hard man Chief...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:28 PM (g8Hfr)

147 She was a freebie at that point.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:20 PM (oKE6c)


Whoa, and be known as the guy who did Yoko? You're crazy.

Posted by: Mark Chapman at May 24, 2016 10:28 PM (cmE8J)

148 Hey Bebe!!!
Same old same old
T still won't age but nck is
She's out of school now and only lord knows what she's doing
As long as she doesn't get arrested or preggers it's all good I guess
How ya doing?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 24, 2016 10:28 PM (fi74N)

149 Did your wife fight so hard for you to fall in love with her?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:29 PM (1ijHg)

150 143 Her legs weren't that ba (scrolls down)
Arrrrg! I'm bliiiind. (while sobbing) I'm blind.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 10:27 PM (hVdx9)

I hope AnnaPuma isn't lurking. And hungry.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2016 10:29 PM (bpTue)

151 Haven't read the comments, but have we started a discussion about how Yoko must be a tranny. Geez, she looks like a man. Maybe John Lennon really was gay.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2016 10:30 PM (SXU3d)

152 Holy Mother of Saints! My eyes have fallen out of my head and what, MisHum, are you planning to do to replace them?

Posted by: sinalco at May 24, 2016 10:30 PM (yODqO)

153 If you Google John Lennon, do it in safe search. Otherwise you WILL see Yoko nude.
Her boobs look like deflated balloons and the nips point straight down.
Lennon left his other wife for Yoko?
She must have been ok with wielding the strap on.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 10:30 PM (hVdx9)

154 I know who they are...and they should be flogged.

Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2016 10:31 PM (j7iSn)

155 " think it would take a stick and duct tape.
Posted by: KIllerdog "

I don't know any other way. Jeezs, she's a bagger.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:31 PM (SdcBc)

156 149 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:29 PM (1ijHg)

Nope.

A guy who wound up marrying her best friend then discovering(because evidently it was unknown to him but known to everyone else) he was gay ~15 years later had just broken her heart and she cried with her whole body....

and like that I was in love, but messed up enough she didn't know my name for 3 years....

I eventually put him in his place....

Love is a complicated thing....and evidently my life was simple by way of comparison to Lennon's.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:31 PM (g8Hfr)

157 BLM rushed the stage at DePaul university where Milo was speaking
https://twitter.com/Nero/status/735283217847193601

Posted by: @votermom at May 24, 2016 10:32 PM (7lVbc)

158 153. Otherwise you WILL see Yoko nude

Go on.....

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 24, 2016 10:32 PM (u65Ml)

159 I hope AnnaPuma isn't lurking. And hungry.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
****

Well, it seems I am hard to find. Someone sent a raptor my way and it got lost. The trip wasn't a total loss it seems. All the stray cats are gone now.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 10:32 PM (hVdx9)

160 145 According to John, they met at an art gallery. He was laughing about 'how was hitting an apple with a hammer charging for it, art?'. And Yoko was one of the artist at the opening, and they started talking / arguing about art ...
Posted by: Adriane the Cynic ... at May 24, 2016 10:25 PM
Yep. Lennon first met her at one of Yoko's "happenings".
Posted by: otho at May 24, 2016 10:28 PM (EWg9n)



Shoulda whacked HER with the hammer.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:32 PM (oKE6c)

161 9 Marijuana impairs driving?! UNPOSSIBLE! I was assured by the experts in the Reason comments section that marijuana didn't make you an unsafe driver, because stoners were slower and more cautious.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 24, 2016 09:59 PM (fC9RO)


But stupider. Ever know anyone who got stoned every day? Brainless, useless lumps of tissue.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2016 10:32 PM (SXU3d)

162 148 How ya doing?
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 24, 2016 10:28 PM (fi74N)

Hanging in there. Still shuffling after the dermatologist worked me over, but it's getting better. How's Hawaii? I miss it, it's been too long. I'm in desperate need of a real mai tai.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2016 10:32 PM (bpTue)

163 151 Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2016 10:30 PM (SXU3d)

She is George Takei in drag....

Ohhhh myyyy

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:32 PM (g8Hfr)

164 "Yep. Lennon first met her at one of Yoko's "happenings"."


otho, you bastard, you been scarce lately.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:33 PM (SdcBc)

165 Okay, it does have a beer.....er, cup-holder. Not that'd I do that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:28 PM (SdcBc)

Uh huh. Sure. 20 minutes in and you're singing Barry Manilow's greatest hits. Loudly.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 10:33 PM (pcyHg)

166 157 Posted by: @votermom at May 24, 2016 10:32 PM (7lVbc)

Immma gone beat ya ta def to prove not all lives matter My Low!

//BLM Justice Rep 957

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:34 PM (g8Hfr)

167 Whoa, and be known as the guy who did Yoko? You're crazy.


Posted by: Mark Chapman at May 24, 2016 10:28 PM (cmE8J)

No, be known as the guy who smoked Yoko, AND John Lennon, then prepare for the ticker tape parade.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:34 PM (oKE6c)

168 162. It's getting hotter
Almost hit 90 today
But a Mai Tai or four sounds good right now

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 24, 2016 10:34 PM (3f8gu)

169
Haven't read the comments, but have we started a discussion about how
Yoko must be a tranny. Geez, she looks like a man. Maybe John Lennon
really was gay.

Posted by: nerdygirl
............
No.. I figure she musta been a really good fuck.. she must have had some asian skillz or something..


John:
And from the first time that she really done me

Ooo she done me, she done me good

I guess nobody ever really done me

Ooo she done me, she done me good

Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at May 24, 2016 10:34 PM (UpGcq)

170 Otherwise you WILL see Yoko nude

Go on.....

Posted by: Navycopjoe
****

I did. You aren't needing brain bleach?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 10:35 PM (hVdx9)

171 158 153. Otherwise you WILL see Yoko nude
Go on.....
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 24, 2016 10:32 PM (u65Ml)



No. NO. For the love of God, NO!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:35 PM (oKE6c)

172 We get the point Mr. Guevara

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 10:35 PM (voOPb)

173 otho, you bastard, you been scarce lately.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:33 PM

Well, Maet has been slacking off in the Yoko department.

Posted by: otho at May 24, 2016 10:35 PM (EWg9n)

174 169 Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at May 24, 2016 10:34 PM (UpGcq)

He was discussing her skills as sober companion evidently...and possibly avant-garde horticulturalist...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:36 PM (g8Hfr)

175 Yoko Ono was Japan's revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Call it even?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 24, 2016 10:36 PM (OjM0b)

176 170. No need
My iPhone has the NoYoko app

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 24, 2016 10:36 PM (u65Ml)

177 Hello Morons. Waiting to board the first of three flights homeward bound (and trying to decipher the gate attendants' instructions).

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 24, 2016 10:36 PM (Yuxvu)

178 And back to work
Brb

Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 24, 2016 10:37 PM (fi74N)

179 173 Posted by: otho at May 24, 2016 10:35 PM (EWg9n)

Maet is over at Ground Zero for Yoko Mania.....

think of this as an inoculation.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:37 PM (g8Hfr)

180 There's a little network called GRIT in the outlands of cable. Tonight they're running a Charles Bronson movie, Death Wish 4.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2016 10:37 PM (SXU3d)

181 Gloria Swanson was 55 when she played Norma Desmond

Posted by: Tmitsss at May 24, 2016 10:37 PM (sUvQQ)

182 Tampa Bay trying to come back from 3-0 deficit- two goals in the 3rd period. Now 3-2. Peng-wans must be skating scared right now. I'm going to watch the tail end of this game. Later y'all.

Endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 24, 2016 10:38 PM (NeFrd)

183 "Sure. 20 minutes in and you're singing Barry Manilow's greatest hits. Loudly."



*Spews*


I'de have Prince and STP on the loud speaker.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:38 PM (SdcBc)

184 175 Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 24, 2016 10:36 PM (OjM0b)

No no they win....

Game, set, and match Japan we done you wrong and we have sent our representative to apologize....

//America

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:38 PM (g8Hfr)

185 I hate King Kong gorillas who terrorize Midwestern towns. They are the worst.

Next to Godzilla, of course.

Posted by: TeaRex at May 24, 2016 10:38 PM (J3UIw)

186 "Mississippi" live in 2002:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow88ZWfZfwc

"Things should start to get interesting right about now."

Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2016 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

187 I am going to bed. I just hope that you all can be a little circumspect.

IIRC, When the Beatles came back to the US after their nasty experience in the Phillipines, they had a concert at Candlestick Park in SF. John Lennon was sick of the shit.

It wasn't Yoko. It was us.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:39 PM (1ijHg)

188 I saw Yoko and just skipped all the way to the bottom here.

Posted by: Blano at May 24, 2016 10:39 PM (heN73)

189 I played the sax for a number of years but haven't picked one up in over a decade.

Of course most people know the Woodstock concert wasn't anywhere near Woodstock. Bethel was part of my five county territory when I worked in the Hudson Valley. Beautiful area.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at May 24, 2016 10:39 PM (MNgU2)

190
You forgot Sly and the Family Stone -- Boom shakalaka!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 24, 2016 10:39 PM (iQIUe)

191 America's Sweetheart Steph Curry looking to the refs to bail his team out. Dont worry, Steph. You'll be OK.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 24, 2016 10:40 PM (OjM0b)

192 No need
My iPhone has the NoYoko app

Posted by: Navycopjoe
****

And it didn't go "China Syndrome" on you?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 10:40 PM (hVdx9)

193 "Well, Maet has been slacking off in the Yoko department."

Well, okay, 3K miles away and Yoko. Never know what the fuck may happen.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:40 PM (SdcBc)

194 So the latest Milo college speech was a sh#tshow where the activists were allowed to storm the stage and harass him. Yay for lax security! Or maybe it was the Ferguson effect: guarded feared BLM activists making them attempting o remove them from the stage the next outrage.
#WASTF

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jp3qcex

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 10:40 PM (NOIQH)

195 Maet is over at Ground Zero for Yoko Mania..... think of this as an inoculation.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:37 PM

Yeah, I was looking up Yoko exhibits in Tokyo that I could forward to Maet so he check it out. I'm not sure there's anything on atm, unfortunately. If you're doing Japan, you gotta do Hello Kitty and Yoko. It's a given.

Posted by: otho at May 24, 2016 10:40 PM (EWg9n)

196 Gloria Swanson was 50 in the early part of 1950.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:40 PM (1ijHg)

197 >>>It wasn't Yoko. It was us.


So Obama wasn't the first guy we let down?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 10:41 PM (voOPb)

198 MisHum,

seriously? Why do you hate us?

Just visited your beautiful state of WI to see Dad.

It's now known as the state of highway conscrution. 39 really blows.

Be well and thanks for your effort here.

Posted by: Farmer at May 24, 2016 10:42 PM (o/90i)

199 The Yoko photos will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2016 10:42 PM (PLnZs)

200 I'de have Prince and STP on the loud speaker.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:38 PM (SdcBc)

It's okay. You can tell us. You're among friends.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 10:42 PM (pcyHg)

201 Marijuana makes you go 45mph in the passing lane with your left turn signal on.
For 150 miles.

Posted by: navybrat at May 24, 2016 10:42 PM (w7KSn)

202 187 Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:39 PM (1ijHg)

Well not "us"...I was uh negative 2 when they broke up...

Maybe John shouldn't have held himself up as more popular than Christ if he wasn't up for the veneration of the crowds and expectations of miracles?

Just a thought.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:42 PM (g8Hfr)

203 Jesus. She really does look like George Takei in drag in the first pic.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 10:43 PM (hVdx9)

204 photos will continue until morale improves.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2016 10:42 PM (PLnZs)

Ummm, really, plain old spankings would be fine.

Posted by: Zut & the Ladies of Castle Anthrax at May 24, 2016 10:44 PM (0CpUL)

205 197 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 10:41 PM (voOPb)

It's a hard cross to bear...

I disappointed the genius behind "Imagine" quite literally the most dystopic song I have ever heard describing at best purgatory and quite likely hell....

when I was 15 months or so from conception....

I also greatly disappointed FDR and Howdy Doody but those are stories for future ONTs.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:44 PM (g8Hfr)

206 Jesus. She really does look like George Takei in drag in the first pic.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 10:43 PM

Now that made me LOL. TY TKA

Posted by: Farmer at May 24, 2016 10:45 PM (o/90i)

207 203 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 10:43 PM (hVdx9)

Yup...I may go LOUD for effect but I seldom am wrong on the meat of an answer...

Sulu was married to John Lennon.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:45 PM (g8Hfr)

208 Jesus. She really does look like George Takei in drag in the first pic.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 10:43 PM (hVdx9)


Oh my.

Posted by: George Takei at May 24, 2016 10:45 PM (cmE8J)

209 >>>greatly disappointed FDR and Howdy Doody but those are stories for future ONTs


Future topics, Yay!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 10:46 PM (voOPb)

210 John Lennon was a narcissistic, Marxism loving dick who died like a bitch. He hated America and abandoned a wife and child on top of that he was a wife beater. F*ck him with Satan's barbed c*ck. (and Curt Cobain too)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 10:46 PM (hVdx9)

211 G'night Horde!

Things to do.

Y'all be good.

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 10:46 PM (pcyHg)

212 Man those BLM at Milo's event at DePaul are pretty scarey

Posted by: ThunderB at May 24, 2016 10:46 PM (5+0Pr)

213 "Jesus. She really does look like George Takei in drag in the first pic."

Analyze. Yeah, she ugly.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:47 PM (SdcBc)

214 195 Posted by: otho at May 24, 2016 10:40 PM (EWg9n)

America has (soon to be GAY!) Steve Rogers....

Japan got lucky and has Yoko as national avatar.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:47 PM (g8Hfr)

215 I disappointed the genius behind "Imagine" quite literally the most
dystopic song I have ever heard describing at best purgatory and quite
likely hell....


Here's your calibration: "Imagine no possessions ..." Why was Lennon in NYC? Because Britain's Labour government imposed punitive (90%) taxation, and Britain taxes by residency, not citizenship. so ... adios UK! Hello NYC! All the better to sing about "no possessions," clearly.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:47 PM (oKE6c)

216
I'll say two nice things about Yoko:

1. She had really big boobs

2. She gave a lot of money to build a children's wing at a UK hospital. No save the lesbian whales bullshit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at May 24, 2016 10:47 PM (iQIUe)

217 seriously? Why do you hate us?

Just visited your beautiful state of WI to see Dad.
-------------

It's the high consumption of cheese there. It makes people... cranky.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2016 10:47 PM (w35Hj)

218 Hey everybody.

Pissed at Google right now. If you do a search for the stooge VA secretary Robert McDonald of Disneyland wait times infamy, it pops up a 'fact sheet' that says he's a Republican.

He is not. Wikipedia acknowledges he's a Dem.

I *did* hit the feedback button and let Google know, but apparently no one is on the other end.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 10:48 PM (ntObR)

219 Ok never mind. Bill Burr makes up for the unnecessary YO.

Posted by: sinalco at May 24, 2016 10:48 PM (yODqO)

220 Accidents happen. Let me know when weed is the determining factor in fatalities. I saw that recent article about the drunkest metro areas. Alcohol accounts for half of all auto fatalities in many places.

If you're going to have your booze that causes that much havoc, I'm gonna have my weed that causes an occasional fender bender cause the stoner in front of you is going 20MPH under the speed limit.

Posted by: s at May 24, 2016 10:48 PM (HCXGq)

221 I don't mind the Ono images.

Just don't have a youtube auto play of her singing.

That starts up every time you refresh.

Well, come to think of it. Go Ahead, I can mute the speakers.

Posted by: Glorious Ungent at May 24, 2016 10:48 PM (PGTsb)

222 Lennon was overrated anyway, as can be seen from the lackluster songs writing after he went solo.

Posted by: @votermom at May 24, 2016 10:48 PM (7lVbc)

223 "Things to do.

Y'all be good."



Hasta, six, be well.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:48 PM (SdcBc)

224 BLM activists

Speaking of brainless, useless lumps of tissue.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2016 10:49 PM (SXU3d)

225 Women are heavy.

I love the ladies but you ain't a feather.

Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2016 10:49 PM (qUNWi)

226 Yup...I may go LOUD for effect but I seldom am wrong on the meat of an answer...

Sulu was married to John Lennon.

Posted by: sven10077
****

The evil subconscious part of my brain now has new material for the nightmares it was planning.
Thanks a lot Sven.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 10:49 PM (hVdx9)

227 The worst part of this ONT is that when I hit Refresh the "old" Yoko picture flashes by.

Posted by: tbodie at May 24, 2016 10:49 PM (9Vruh)

228 214 195 America has (soon to be GAY!) Steve Rogers....

Nooooooooooo!!!!!!! Did you see Chris Evans wanted to do a shirtless scene in the latest Captain America movie and director vetoed it? Fuck that guy in particular!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2016 10:50 PM (0CpUL)

229 215 Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:47 PM (oKE6c)

Lad10077 and I had that very conversation this morning....

the (not so subtly) named Ivan Lenin was at best a faux communard....

he was totes on board for *my* stuff to be yours but not so much *his.*

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:50 PM (g8Hfr)

230 All the better to sing about "no possessions," clearly.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:47 PM (oKE6c)




In life I was a sarcastic son of bitch. Figure it out already.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at May 24, 2016 10:50 PM (cmE8J)

231 Ono-o-o-o-o!

Bob Dylan's birthday and MisHum gives us Yoko. Cruel.

Maet is coming back, right? Right??

Howdy y'all. Taking a break from watching Glida. Rita Hayworth, Glenn Ford. They don't make movies like this anymore. They don't make Rita Hayworths and Glenn Fords anymore either. Think I'll go back to the movie instead of watching the Yoko vids.

Posted by: mindful webworker the variable at May 24, 2016 10:50 PM (5a8XA)

232 It's the high consumption of cheese there. It makes people... cranky.
No shit.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2016 10:50 PM (PLnZs)

233 @votermom, seems like none of the Beatles had tons of hits as solo artists.

Paul McCartney probably had the longest/best run, but even he had apparently run out of steam by 1984. He also had a lot of help from Michael Jackson in the 1980s.

And let's face it, Lennon's "Starting Over" and other hits of the 1980s were probably boosted by, sadly enough, his untimely death. People wanted to show their support.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 10:50 PM (ntObR)

234 qdpsteve - Look, really, just disengage from Google. You're sleeping with the enemy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2016 10:51 PM (w35Hj)

235 228 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2016 10:50 PM (0CpUL)

#GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend was trending on twatter....

and I am sorry you did not get your hetero chick cheesecake of him in CW2...

he really *does* play the part well.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:51 PM (g8Hfr)

236 In life I was a sarcastic son of bitch. Figure it out already.


Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at May 24, 2016 10:50 PM (cmE8J)

We needed a "sarc" tag, obviously.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 24, 2016 10:51 PM (oKE6c)

237 Even Yoko Ono was young and sexy once.

She couldn't sing. But John Lennon didn't love her for her singing.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 24, 2016 10:08 PM (1ijHg)




When and it what universe?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 10:51 PM (45oDG)

238 This is funny so long as you're not caught up in the traffic snarl caused by these falling toilets. *This happened this morning*.

Falling toilets snarl traffic on 134, 170 and 101 freeways in San Fernando Valley

http://tinyurl.com/z9zwffo

Posted by: Thrawn at May 24, 2016 10:51 PM (wQWv4)

239 Penguins!!!!

Posted by: the littl shyning man at May 24, 2016 10:51 PM (S193o)

240 I bow out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:51 PM (SdcBc)

241 Great footage out there somewhere of Lennon and Bob Dylan in a limo just after Dylan performance in the mid sixties somewhere in England. "How'd it go, Bob?", Lennon asked playing to the camera. "Fine, I guess", Dylan said looking out the window ignoring the camera. "I wanna watch a baseball game. You like baseball?" Lennon didnt like baseball. Happy birthday Bob.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 24, 2016 10:51 PM (OjM0b)

242 Lennon and Cosell was pretty cool.

Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2016 10:53 PM (qUNWi)

243 233 @votermom, seems like none of the Beatles had tons of hits as solo artists.

--

Yes, I think they needed each other to be creative. Links a musical Voltes V, except with IV

Posted by: @votermom at May 24, 2016 10:53 PM (7lVbc)

244 "I'll say two nice things about Yoko:

1. She had really big boobs"

They weren't big. They weren't nice either.
I am off for a brain scan, so I can precidely use a power drill to obliterate the memory of her mammaries.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 10:53 PM (hVdx9)

245 Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2016 10:50 PM (PLnZs)

ISWYDT

Posted by: tbodie at May 24, 2016 10:53 PM (9Vruh)

246 I bow out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 24, 2016 10:51 PM

Later, RK.

Posted by: otho at May 24, 2016 10:53 PM (EWg9n)

247 232 It's the high consumption of cheese there. It makes people... cranky.
No shit.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2016 10:50 PM (PLnZs

I see what you did there.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 24, 2016 10:53 PM (0CpUL)

248 Nite RK good luck with the rider

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 10:53 PM (voOPb)

249
I *did* hit the feedback button and let Google know, but apparently no one is on the other end.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Facebook investigated itself and found no political bias.
I'm sure Google is just as non political.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 10:54 PM (k4M/B)

250 Mike, you're on to something there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 10:54 PM (ntObR)

251
Oh no, Yoko Ono!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2016 10:54 PM (BK3ZS)

252 243 Posted by: @votermom at May 24, 2016 10:53 PM (7lVbc)

Paul McCartney did ok with his Michael Jackson duet...

https://youtu.be/eyotStPsqLg

Say Say Say

I am old enough to remember when videos had a point.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:54 PM (g8Hfr)

253 244 "I'll say two nice things about Yoko:

1. She had really big boobs"

They weren't big. They weren't nice either.
I am off for a brain scan, so I can precidely use a power drill to obliterate the memory of her mammaries.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 10:53 PM (hVdx9)

FFS I didn't even go there. Ahh, the law of unintended consequences

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 10:55 PM (voOPb)

254 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ds82Id_GMe8

John Lennon and Howard Cosell.

Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2016 10:55 PM (qUNWi)

255 Nite, RK.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2016 10:55 PM (w35Hj)

256 In life I was a sarcastic son of bitch. Figure it out already.


Posted by: Zombie John Lennon
****

Ummm, fuck you.
JL was a hypocrite.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 10:55 PM (hVdx9)

257 Bertram, but of course.

I checked and Bing also has a 'fact sheet' pop up on McDonald, but it lists info from Wikipedia itself and doesn't include a party affiliation.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 10:55 PM (ntObR)

258 Lennon was overrated anyway, as can be seen from the lackluster songs writing after he went solo.

Posted by: @votermom at May 24, 2016 10:48 PM (7lVbc)




His solo career was nothing but narcissistic crap.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 10:55 PM (45oDG)

259 It should have been Yoko Ono's music that killed off the aliens in Mars Attacks! rather than Slim Whitman's "Indian Love Call".

Posted by: Thrawn at May 24, 2016 10:56 PM (wQWv4)

260 John Lennon was a narcissistic, Marxism loving dick who died like a bitch. He hated America and abandoned a wife and child on top of that he was a wife beater. F*ck him with Satan's barbed c*ck. (and Curt Cobain too)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 10:46 PM

I'm not sure what your rant is about. From what I've read Yoko was a manipulative bitch running him.

Yep, he has prolly a socialst but look at Hillary and Bernie, both in the running to be elected Prez today. Sad.

Posted by: Farmer at May 24, 2016 10:56 PM (o/90i)

261 If you're going to have your booze that causes that
much havoc, I'm gonna have my weed that causes an occasional fender
bender cause the stoner in front of you is going 20MPH under the speed
limit.


Posted by: s at May 24, 2016 10:48 PM (HCXGq)


Make the penalty for driving while intoxicated the same no matter what the intoxicant. If it's known to impair driving, and you drive while using it, you face the same fine, revocation of license, and jail time.


The line that pot is safe is an enormous pile of propagantastic horseshit. It causes people to do stupid things like stop in the middle of a busy street, causing other people to hit them or get into accidents while trying not to hit them.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 24, 2016 10:56 PM (HalrA)

262 Thinking of guys who did ok solo after their band breaks up:

Sting?

Posted by: @votermom at May 24, 2016 10:57 PM (7lVbc)

263 votermom, I think so too. They could bounce ideas off of each other and 'purify' ideas, so to speak.

King of like how George Lucas was at his best when he had Spielberg to bounce ideas off of.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 10:57 PM (ntObR)

264 FFS I didn't even go there. Ahh, the law of unintended consequences

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
****

Like I said, if you Google pics of John, do it on safe search settings. Ugh.
Gonna use a 3/8 inch drill bit. I want to make sure I wipe that b*stard out for good.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 10:57 PM (hVdx9)

265 254 Posted by: eleven at May 24, 2016 10:55 PM (qUNWi)

Special cameo by Dutch....

Lennon was respectful of Reagan as well...

in deference to Grampa Jimbo I will say had he lived I think Lennon would have been a more moderate businessman like his peers and I do feel sadness he was taken so cheaply.

I think his band was overrated but I don't think he or his peers necessarily pushed the idiotic overvaluation of their art by the adults of my youth.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 10:57 PM (g8Hfr)

266 Note to self.
Self, no more Yoko ONTs while Maet is gone

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 10:58 PM (voOPb)

267 Milo talked for ten minutes before the shitshow started. Milo eventually left the building with most of the audience. I'm sure he finds that being derailed like this is useful and instructive, but it's such a symptom of a weak society that it kills me to watch it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2016 10:58 PM (VdICR)

268 John Lennon without Paul McCartney is Brian Jones.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 24, 2016 10:58 PM (OjM0b)

269 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 10:57 PM (ntObR)

Exactly.

Posted by: @votermom at May 24, 2016 10:59 PM (7lVbc)

270 *Out of lurk mode*
I was at that Zappa concert where John and Yoko came out to play scumbag for the encore
*Lurking*

Posted by: Real joe at May 24, 2016 10:59 PM (2gGwJ)

271 I dunno, I think Lennon was really growing up a bit. Unfortunately not long after that, he got killed.

I like to think that if he had survived, by now he'd be long divorced from Yoko and also much more of a libertarian. My hunch is he'd be big on gay rights but also 2A rights, that kind of thing.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 10:59 PM (ntObR)

272 Thinking of guys who did ok solo after their band breaks up:

Sting?
Posted by: @votermom
------------

Well... I was pretty happy to shed Art. Nice guy, but no real talent.

Posted by: Paul Simon at May 24, 2016 10:59 PM (w35Hj)

273 Yoko is on the Enterprise in the bearded Spock universe.
And has a good voice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 10:59 PM (k4M/B)

274 Probably a disservice to Jones, a very accomplished musician.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 24, 2016 11:00 PM (OjM0b)

275 267 Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2016 10:58 PM (VdICR)

No it is a good reminder to the Brooks and Frums that their slouching towards sodom and gamoorrah has consequences...

they may not feel them but a lot of people will.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:00 PM (g8Hfr)

276 I've read numerous times that Lennon was a huge Reagan fan and trolled the shit out of his leftist relatives.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 24, 2016 11:00 PM (R5HRU)

277 Re: that musical taste and personality thing. It's funny how almost everybody who likes any kind of music is extroverted and has high self esteem. The only exception is hard rock and heavy metal, the fans of which are introverted and low self esteem.
I'm introverted and my self esteem is meh and I like most kinds of music (or at least parts of most music).

I forget my point.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 24, 2016 11:00 PM (4rzL1)

278 ♪ Mis can be my Yoko Ono.
Mis can follow me wherever I go. ♫
♪ Be my, be my, be my
Be my Yoko Ono. ♫

Posted by: bare naked ewoks at May 24, 2016 11:01 PM (PLnZs)

279 I'm not sure what your rant is about. From what I've read Yoko was a manipulative bitch running him.

Yep, he has prolly a socialst but look at Hillary and Bernie, both in the running to be elected Prez today. Sad.


Posted by: Farmer
****

His Imagine song was an ode to Communism. He was beyond being a Socialist.
Others said it was the other way around about John and Yoko. Lennon dominated Yoko. Heck, he smacked her around. Doesn't sound like she was in charge.

The two scumbags we have running for the Dem nom make me sick as well just like those that support them.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 11:01 PM (hVdx9)

280 QDPSteve.....

no artist ever suffers from having a trusted confidant say "dude whoa that is way too fucking much"

Had Prequel George Lucas' power been in "Star Wars A New Hope" Lucas' young hands Obi-Wan would have been debauching a 14 year old Princess Leia....

sometimes imaginations need reined in.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:02 PM (g8Hfr)

281 If you look at the pictures, the Lennon of 1970 looks to me like a cocooned, doe-eyed super-liberal celebrity.

But... take a look at the pics of him taken in 1979 and 1980. He looks *much* more mature IMHO, thoughtful, not as pretty although still handsome, and pragmatic.

Just my take.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:03 PM (ntObR)

282 votermom, I think so too. They could bounce ideas off of each other and 'purify' ideas, so to speak. King of like how George Lucas was at his best when he had Spielberg to bounce ideas off of.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 10:57 PM

They all did good stuff in the 70's, but the ratio of good to filler material went way down. They all (excepting Ringo, I think) relied on the others to be critical and to weed out their weaker stuff. They had common ground musically, but their tastes and styles were pretty diverse. It wasn't just the collaboration on tunes that made it work, it was also the filtering process. Once they broke up, there was nobody who had the guts to tell them a song sucked. Only their strongest stuff could make the cut onto an LP.

Posted by: otho at May 24, 2016 11:03 PM (EWg9n)

283 Tilikum, wouldn't surprise me if Yoko and John *took turns* at various points, smacking each other around.

They had a strange relationship, it's fair to say.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:04 PM (ntObR)

284 sven and otho, yup and yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:05 PM (ntObR)

285 Ok. Deep breath.
Oh, and curse you Wise Arms arms for selling an LPK for $39.99.
How dare you take advantage of my weakness.
Why yes, they did twist my arm until I bought...in me head at least...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 11:05 PM (hVdx9)

286 You do understand that at the time, $6,000 was about the average working man's wage for a year? So they got a decent payday for a 3 day job out in the middle of nowhere and that in retrospect put a lot of the acts on the charts.

When I got out of the Navy in 1970 I went to work in a factory at 2.40 and hour. That's about 80 bucks a week before taxes.

So my yearly wage was about $4,000. And I considered myself doing well for having no skills. (no Virginia, the military rarely provides skills that can be directly monetized in civilian life. You learn a lot of other skills that help but knowing how to operate a missile radar isn't a civilian job classification.)

Just thought I'd add some perspective for you younguns out there.

And by the way, you're crushing the grass so move.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 11:05 PM (Xo1Rt)

287 Lennon was overrated anyway, as can be seen from the lackluster songs writing after he went solo.
Posted by: @votermom at May 24, 2016 10:48 PM (7lVbc)

His solo career was nothing but narcissistic crap.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2016 10:55 PM

Yoko just sucked, there, I said it.

Time for bed here. If Chi isn't around to tease about the Beatles I'm off to sleep.
Be well all.

T

Posted by: Farmer at May 24, 2016 11:05 PM (o/90i)

288 Only cut grass with it. No rocks, no tree limbs, no chunks of stuff that you're not sure about. Only grass. Hence the term..."lawnmower." You're welcome!

Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 10:17 PM (pcyHg)


All in all, best to step right up to a full-fledged cadavermower.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2016 11:06 PM (TIjI7)

289 >>>But... take a look at the pics of him taken in 1979 and 1980. He looks *much* more mature IMHO, thoughtful, not as pretty although still handsome, and pragmatic.

Just my take
-------

And Ted Bundy looked like a normal guy who needed dental work

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 11:06 PM (voOPb)

290 I want to live in a world where leftist political violence actually results in arrests and jail time for the fucking liberal brownshirts.

Or a world where we start fighting back.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 24, 2016 11:06 PM (LIqkd)

291 @281...Maybe he got off smack. Keith Richards 1978 was a junkie, looked like a kid. Keith Richrds 1981 had kicked, and looked 20 years older.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 24, 2016 11:07 PM (OjM0b)

292 Tilikum, wouldn't surprise me if Yoko and John *took turns* at various points, smacking each other around.

They had a strange relationship, it's fair to say.

Posted by: qdpsteve
****
Entirely possible.
She claimed she was always around him because John demanded it. Said he was possessive and controlling. Didn't like her to go out without him, etc.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at May 24, 2016 11:07 PM (hVdx9)

293 >>Kind of like how George Lucas was at his best when he had Spielberg to bounce ideas off of.

Read an article fairly recently that claimed that Lucas' first wife, a film editor on his early movies, was key in suggesting certain scenes, etc. Don't know if this is true, but he may well have been showing the loss of her insight w/his later awful Star Wars movies (post-divorce).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 11:07 PM (NOIQH)

294 otho, it's also interesting about McCartney's group Wings. From what I've read they were *all* ass-kissers to Paul more or less, although quite talented.

And even with them agreeing with McCartney all the freakin' time, I think Paul went through a *lot* of musicians in that group from 1970 to 1980.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:07 PM (ntObR)

295 290 Posted by: Trimegistus at May 24, 2016 11:06 PM (LIqkd)

When we do it will be all at once, and it will be glorious.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:08 PM (g8Hfr)

296 What? No cover of Big 'Uns?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 11:08 PM (Xo1Rt)

297 OUCh-

My Eyeballs!!

Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2016 11:08 PM (aoFFB)

298 273
Yoko is on the Enterprise in the bearded Spock universe.

And has a good voice.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 10:59 PM (k4M/B)

Was (s)he leaping about shirtless brandishing a rapier?

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at May 24, 2016 11:09 PM (kP16F)

299 Yoko Oh-no!

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at May 24, 2016 11:09 PM (LQLeS)

300 Lizzy, I've read numerous times how Marcia Lucas deserves a *lot* of credit for the success of Star Wars.

But, because she and George divorced early on during his success, he pretty much cut her out of everything ever after as a result: the process, the credit, etc etc.

It's sad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:09 PM (ntObR)

301 Lennon underwent a reformation and threw off the leftism for capitalism.

Neither Lennon nor Macca wrote as well after the team broke up.

Sir George Martin was responsible for the sound of the Beatles during their best period. Without him, they would have just been another pop rock band. His work on Sgt. Pepper's is the stuff of legend amongst producers.

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 11:09 PM (3myMJ)

302 Who wrote the Taxman? Lennon or McCartney? Even if McCartney wrote it, if Lennon was that much of a commie, I doubt he would have agreed to recording it.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 24, 2016 11:09 PM (r4VQU)

303 Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 11:09 PM (3myMJ)

That's probably my favorite album from them.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 24, 2016 11:10 PM (R5HRU)

304 293 Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 11:07 PM (NOIQH)

His wife at the time and a team of troubleshooting editors went in and saved Star Wars....

the guys were veterans of B film western creation which was a two week process total.

Her role was to tell them what parts Lucas had to have in without having a breakdown or breaking the story's continuity "irreparably".....

Quite a trick of filmcraft frankly.

Lucas very much downplays the Studio's forcing this on him of course.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:10 PM (g8Hfr)

305 What, no Jane Sanders cheesecake photos?

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at May 24, 2016 11:10 PM (LQLeS)

306 occam, that too :-)

Ted Bundy started evil, pretty much stayed that way.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:10 PM (ntObR)

307 Monsieur Moo Moo, Taxman was George Harrison's song.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:11 PM (ntObR)

308 Only cut grass with it. No rocks, no tree limbs, no chunks of stuff that you're not sure about. Only grass. Hence the term..."lawnmower." You're welcome!
Posted by: Sixkiller at May 24, 2016 10:17 PM (pcyHg)

____

What about a "lawn tractor"? Which is really a lawnmower by another name.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 24, 2016 11:11 PM (r4VQU)

309 Taxman is excellent

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 24, 2016 11:11 PM (R5HRU)

310 fuck lennon, fuck the Beatles. over rated four chord english pretty boys.they fuckin sucked. still do. their music is not timeless. people who can't get past those clowns need mental help.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2016 11:12 PM (ucDmr)

311 307 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:11 PM (ntObR)

He was the most honest and least hypocritical of them, except possibly Ringo.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:12 PM (g8Hfr)

312 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at May 24, 2016 11:12 PM (ANVXm)

313 307 Monsieur Moo Moo, Taxman was George Harrison's song.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:11 PM (ntObR)

____

It was? Hmmm did not know that. Still I assume all the Beatles had to have at least somewhat agreed with the message to record it.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 24, 2016 11:12 PM (r4VQU)

314 One of the problems with the Beatles in the late 1960s: Harrison was sick of Lennon/McCartney *never* allowing him more than *one* song per album.

There was a lot of stuff going on that forced them to break up. It wasn't just that Yoko was more annoying than bamboo shoots up the fingernails every 10 minutes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:12 PM (ntObR)

315 Who wrote the Taxman? Lennon or McCartney? Even if
McCartney wrote it, if Lennon was that much of a commie, I doubt he
would have agreed to recording it.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 24, 2016 11:09 PM (r4VQU)

Harrison.

Posted by: BignJames at May 24, 2016 11:12 PM (j7iSn)

316 well hello to you too, chavez

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 24, 2016 11:12 PM (R5HRU)

317 All that's missing from this ONT is MisHum rickrolling us.

Them thar grannies sure were stoned.

Giggles and munchies and lost trains of thought, oh my!

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2016 11:13 PM (gyKtp)

318 Just found out today about Nick Menza dying. That sucks.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 24, 2016 11:13 PM (jV8Mq)

319 http://www.amazon.com/Editing-Star-Wars-Cutting-Created/dp/1471677729

cutting star wars

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:13 PM (g8Hfr)

320 sven, I tend to agree. For all his hare krishna nonsense, Harrison was IMHO the sanest of them all for quite a while.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:13 PM (ntObR)

321 Geez, I thought those were pictures of George Takei on his honeymoon night. Damn Japanese all look alike.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2016 11:13 PM (V2Yro)

322 Whatever if was, we probably deserved it...

Good evening, ONT peeps.

Posted by: Chi at May 24, 2016 11:15 PM (YaSSM)

323 Chavez, the start of summer has not mellowed you out any

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 11:15 PM (voOPb)

324 "The line that pot is safe is an enormous pile of propagantastic
horseshit. It causes people to do stupid things like stop in the middle
of a busy street, causing other people to hit them or get into accidents
while trying not to hit them."

Those people are the type of people who'd be driving drunk if they weren't driving stoned. People who can't handle their substances are people who can't handle their substances. Realize that a lot of people drive drunk every day in this country...especially on the weekend...and drive fine, don't get pulled over, and don't even attract attention. People who get fucked up and drive like shit are gonna do just that.

Posted by: s at May 24, 2016 11:15 PM (HCXGq)

325 316: how are you my friend? i trust things are well with you.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2016 11:15 PM (ucDmr)

326 Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2016 11:13 PM (gyKtp)

hell, I'm that way most of the time without any herbal aid.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 11:16 PM (Xo1Rt)

327 Posted by: Trimegistus at May 24, 2016 11:06 PM (LIqkd)

When we do it will be all at once, and it will be glorious.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:08 PM (g8Hfr)

That day can't come fast enough.

Wish I could figure out what would trigger it.

Posted by: Blano at May 24, 2016 11:16 PM (heN73)

328 The best of The Beatles was The Rutles.

https://youtu.be/XujqTG6tWLw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 11:16 PM (k4M/B)

329 I'm only glad that Harrison didn't write a song about wife-stealers.

Posted by: Eric Clapton at May 24, 2016 11:17 PM (w35Hj)

330 Bertram, and I think Harrison actually helped with The Rutles. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:17 PM (ntObR)

331 Doing good chavez, doing good.

How about yourself?

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 24, 2016 11:17 PM (R5HRU)

332 323: i'm good. just not a beatles fan. never was. the mcdonalds of rock.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2016 11:17 PM (ucDmr)

333 Melancholy Mood / Pay In Blood (Paris 18/10/2015)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaUnZ3u8Mnk

Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2016 11:17 PM (sdi6R)

334 331: doing good. thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2016 11:18 PM (ucDmr)

335 You wouldn't know it these days but back then there were quite a few pissed off teenagers at all the adulation shown the Beetles.

As you said there music (if you could call it that) wasn't all that. Some of the lyrics were good.

They drownded some much better musicians at the time. Just sent them straight to the bottom of the charts.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 11:18 PM (Xo1Rt)

336 haha that's alright, you're still good in my book.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 24, 2016 11:18 PM (R5HRU)

337 That's probably my favorite album from them.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 24, 2016 11:10 PM (R5HRU)

Mine too. I learned a lot about bass from old Paul.

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 11:18 PM (3myMJ)

338 And then there were all the copycat bands.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 11:19 PM (Xo1Rt)

339 I found out last night, a bill has passed in California that's going to make it *mandatory* for anyone convicted of DUI, even the first time, to have a breathalyzer installed in their car.

If you don't pass the breathalyzer, the car won't start.

First time 6 months, second time a year, third time not sure but I think they said 2 years.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:19 PM (ntObR)

340 Nothing reinforces Rapey Tuesday like Yoko flashing some skin.

Posted by: Fritz at May 24, 2016 11:20 PM (f40FU)

341
They drownded some much better musicians at the time. Just sent them straight to the bottom of the charts.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
------------

And I all I got was this Yoko t-shirt.

Posted by: Chuck Berry at May 24, 2016 11:20 PM (w35Hj)

342 I have just found out that if you get an automated call from the Red Cross Blood Services I can make it start all over from the beginning by hitting any button on my hand-set keypad

I've been doing it for a couple of minutes so far and it is the most fun I've had today

Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2016 11:21 PM (ry34m)

343 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:19 PM (ntObR)

If you leave it up to MAAD taking a swish of mouthwash would put you eleventy times over the legal limit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 24, 2016 11:21 PM (R5HRU)

344 Somehow, I lost a comment.

Hey halfrican - 'sup?
FWIW, SRV did a damn good version of "Taxman" shortly before his too early demise

Posted by: Chi at May 24, 2016 11:22 PM (YaSSM)

345 335 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at May 24, 2016 11:18 PM (Xo1Rt)

I far preferred the Carpenters, Fleetwood Mac, the Mamas and the Papas, and Queen in my youth...

Mom and Dad both had good record collections and in the right mood the Beatles didn't make me roll my eyes...but none of the aforementioned ever topped Patsy Cline except possibly Karen Carpenter at times.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:22 PM (g8Hfr)

346 Bitter, generally true. While the Beatles were getting all the attention, there were also:

- The Kinks
- The Animals
- The Cyrkle

...and many others.

The only band that IMHO appear to have been really recognized at the time besides the Beatles, were the Stones, because Mick & Co. were willing to play the dangerous bad guys to the Beatles' more cutesy, cuddly image.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:23 PM (ntObR)

347 "The line that pot is safe is an enormous pile of propagantastic
horseshit. It causes people to do stupid things like stop in the middle
of a busy street, causing other people to hit them or get into accidents
while trying not to hit them."

____

As opposed to people who drink and never do anything stupid.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 24, 2016 11:23 PM (r4VQU)

348 Lennon underwent a reformation and threw off the leftism for capitalism. Neither Lennon nor Macca wrote as well after the team broke up. Sir George Martin was responsible for the sound of the Beatles during their best period. Without him, they would have just been another pop rock band. His work on Sgt. Pepper's is the stuff of legend amongst producers.

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 11:09 PM

IMHO they all did continue to write as well as the band days. The thing is, actual songwiting amongst them ceased around the mid 60's. Apart from the occasional tune, that is. After the touring stopped, most songs were written entirely independently, with the others contributing to arrangement and whatnot. What makes their Beatles stuff look better is, post Beatles, they had to fill an entire LP on their own, every year or so. With the band, only a handful, at most would make the cut. If you go through their solo catalogue, year by year and make up a 42 minute LP of their best stuff, you get a "new" Beatles LP. It's true. Try it. No padding.

Posted by: otho at May 24, 2016 11:23 PM (EWg9n)

349 If "I" get "I" can.

grammar is unforgiving.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2016 11:24 PM (ry34m)

350 Game 7 it is!! GO PENS!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2016 11:24 PM (NGd+i)

351 I'd give Addy 1.4 grams and off to the No Tell Motel...

Posted by: La Frontera at May 24, 2016 11:25 PM (v6U7V)

352 339 I found out last night, a bill has passed in California that's going to make it *mandatory* for anyone convicted of DUI, even the first time, to have a breathalyzer installed in their car.

If you don't pass the breathalyzer, the car won't start.

________

I know we're supposed to hate everything CA does. But broken clock theory is proved correct here. I'd go even further and say no driving period for 10 years if convicted. But I'll take this.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 24, 2016 11:25 PM (r4VQU)

353 Fill a plastic bag with breath before you go out and get shitfaced, then squeeze the air from the bag into the car breathalyzer. Then you can drive as fast as you want and run into things.

Seriously, I thought of a workaround in the time it took me to read the comment about a mandatory breathalyzer in the car; you think twenty million drunk Mexicans can't do the same?

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 24, 2016 11:25 PM (LIqkd)

354 347 Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 24, 2016 11:23 PM (r4VQU)

Yes because the answer to assholes who abuse an intoxicant is to empower more assholes to abuse other intoxicants...

Look Moo Moo you guys won.....fuck I am past you legalize it all, subsidize it, send it through the USPS right to the idiots' doors....

let Darwin sort it out....

Medicinal Krokdil for all....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desomorphine

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:25 PM (g8Hfr)

355
I found out last night, a bill has passed in California that's going to make it *mandatory* for anyone convicted of DUI, even the first time, to have a breathalyzer installed in their car.

If you don't pass the breathalyzer, the car won't start.

First time 6 months, second time a year, third time not sure but I think they said 2 years.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:19 PM (ntObR)
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There's going to be a lot of Mexicans with breathalyzers in their cars.

Also a lot of Marines and sailors.

Posted by: iforgot at May 24, 2016 11:26 PM (5o5ek)

356 Those people are the type of people who'd be driving drunk if they weren't driving stoned. People who can't handle their substances are people who can't handle their substances. Realize that a lot of people drive drunk every day in this country...especially on the weekend...and drive fine, don't get pulled over, and don't even attract attention. People who get fucked up and drive like shit are gonna do just that.

Posted by: s at May 24, 2016 11:15 PM (HCXGq)


You seem very....concerned.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2016 11:26 PM (TIjI7)

357 Yes because the answer to assholes who abuse an intoxicant is to empower more assholes to abuse other intoxicants...

____

LOL. Whatever dude, I'm not debating this shit again. But at least you admit the war is over and you lost. I'll give you props for that.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 24, 2016 11:27 PM (r4VQU)

358
I know we're supposed to hate everything CA
does. But broken clock theory is proved correct here. I'd go even
further and say no driving period for 10 years if convicted. But I'll
take this.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 24, 2016 11:25 PM (r4VQU)


Good for you. And now, make it stick to illegals who change their names, IDs and false SSN quarterly.
Oh, right, they get special permits, don't they.

Too bad you are legally here.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2016 11:27 PM (ry34m)

359 otho, that is true re a "new" Beatles LP.

I saw it so long ago... but sometime around 2005 I saw on the web a graphic: an album titled "The Beatles 1971-75." It was a *third* greatest-hits album, green, and the cover was in the style of the Red Album and the Blue Album.

Don't know if it was just a mock-up or an actual bootleg, but I'd assume if it ever was a real album, it was entirely the best-ofs of all four members' solo recordings up to that time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:27 PM (ntObR)

360 I knew that John Lennon met Reagan at a football game in the seventies and that the two of them got along famously.

I've also read that Lennon was an avid watcher of Billy Graham crusades and once told Yoko that he had become a born-again Christian. Yoko put the kibosh on Lennon's TV viewing and distracted him.

According to this article from The Daily Mail, Lennon became a conservative in the late seventies. I take it with a grain of salt, but it rings a bit true.

http://dailym.ai/27RSbPJ

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 24, 2016 11:27 PM (nvMvs)

361 Van Morrison is now Sir Van now, by the way.

Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks at May 24, 2016 11:28 PM (3myMJ)

362 The DUI conviction thing wouldn't be unreasonable except that the legal blood alcohol limit is ridiculously low in CA. Just one more way to make everyone a criminal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2016 11:28 PM (sl+zA)

363 356 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2016 11:26 PM (TIjI7)

DON'T TOUCH MAH COOKIE!

//Concerned Medical Maryjane local 957

Not 1/2 as concerned as I am....

is the doper getting enough?

What can we do to speed them along to their moment of clarity?

Can I avoid their "enhanced" driving?

Things we have to know.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:28 PM (g8Hfr)

364 353 [Fill a balloon with air]
The newer breath interlocks a) take a picture while you blow; and b) measure the temperature of the air.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 24, 2016 11:29 PM (h99GH)

365 John respected Paul's opinion and vice versa. They adjusted accordingly. But that was it. Neither one of them budged an inch on his own idea after 1968. And it showed. Some good stuff thereafter, but mostly dreck.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 24, 2016 11:29 PM (OjM0b)

366 So John Lennon was gay ahftah all!

Posted by: Austin Powers at May 24, 2016 11:29 PM (f9GXN)

367 Trimestigus, the workaround?

Said drunk has sober girlfriend blow into the breathalyzer *for* him.

Unless there's a DNA analyzer in there, I don't see why that wouldn't work.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:29 PM (ntObR)

368 Krokodil rock!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2016 11:29 PM (PLnZs)

369 339. So how does the device know the air is from a human and not a tank of air? Probably using reliable smart gun technology

Posted by: Edmund Burkes Shade at May 24, 2016 11:29 PM (ptQdD)

370
Van Morrison is now Sir Van now, by the way.
Posted by: Meremortal, Someone's French sucks


That's very moving.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 11:29 PM (k4M/B)

371 357 Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 24, 2016 11:27 PM (r4VQU)

You've won a lot champ...

Glee Marriage

Tranny Bathroom Joy

Legalized Wacky-Tabakky while also outlawing E-cigs

what a brave new world.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:30 PM (g8Hfr)

372 Oh, man, that Bill Burr routine is funny. Talking about sex on a Yoko thread is kind of hard, but he makes it work.

Posted by: t-bird at May 24, 2016 11:30 PM (ANVXm)

373 346
The only band that IMHO appear to have been really recognized at the time besides the Beatles, were the Stones, because Mick & Co. were willing to play the dangerous bad guys to the Beatles' more cutesy, cuddly image.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:23 PM (ntObR)


The ironic part was that the Beatles came from a working class background, while the Stones came from a middle class background.

Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2016 11:30 PM (sdi6R)

374
So how does the device know the air is from a human and not a tank of air? Probably using reliable smart gun technology
Posted by: Edmund Burkes Shade


It is balloon!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 11:31 PM (k4M/B)

375 Good for you. And now, make it stick to illegals who change their names, IDs and false SSN quarterly.
Oh, right, they get special permits, don't they.

Too bad you are legally here.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2016 11:27 PM (ry34m)

_____

The old "if a process isn't perfect, let's not bother with it" argument. Yeah illegals will get a new license with a new name or find some other way around this.

But there are plenty of non-illegals who drive drunk as well. And if it keeps them off the road, that's a good thing.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 24, 2016 11:31 PM (r4VQU)

376 I far preferred the Carpenters, Fleetwood Mac, the Mamas and the Papas, and Queen in my youth...

Mom and Dad both had good record collections and in the right mood the Beatles didn't make me roll my eyes...but none of the aforementioned ever topped Patsy Cline except possibly Karen Carpenter at times.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:22 PM (g8Hfr)


One of life's little ironies is that both Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass died of sammiches. not enough, and too many

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2016 11:31 PM (TIjI7)

377
Fill a plastic bag with breath before you go out and get shitfaced, then squeeze the air from the bag into the car breathalyzer. Then you can drive as fast as you want and run into things.

Seriously, I thought of a workaround in the time it took me to read the comment about a mandatory breathalyzer in the car; you think twenty million drunk Mexicans can't do the same?
Posted by: Trimegistus at May 24, 2016 11:25 PM (LIqkd)
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I'm sure there will be hacks aplenty. And I'm too tired to be funny right now, but I'm sure there will be a few additions to the urban dictionary.

Posted by: iforgot at May 24, 2016 11:31 PM (5o5ek)

378 Middle class? Tell it to Bill Wyman.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 24, 2016 11:31 PM (OjM0b)

379 368 Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2016 11:29 PM (PLnZs)

Seriously...I am glad we are basking in the Libertine moment.

The assholes got their cookie without ANY of the responsibility!

Yay that is "true freedom!"

//Dorks

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:31 PM (g8Hfr)

380 You've won a lot champ...

Glee Marriage

Tranny Bathroom Joy

Legalized Wacky-Tabakky while also outlawing E-cigs

what a brave new world.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:30 PM (g8Hfr)

_____

I don't like the tranny shit.

I don't think e-cigs should be outlawed.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 24, 2016 11:32 PM (r4VQU)

381 rickl, yup. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:32 PM (ntObR)

382 339 I found out last night, a bill has passed in California that's going to make it *mandatory* for anyone convicted of DUI, even the first time, to have a breathalyzer installed in their car.

If you don't pass the breathalyzer, the car won't start.

First time 6 months, second time a year, third time not sure but I think they said 2 years.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:19 PM (ntObR)



It only takes a few minutes to move out-of-state.




Of course, to move out-of-state with your fiancee might take a few years.....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2016 11:32 PM (EzgxV)

383 Think about how many of our current civilizational problems come from weed.

Obesity crisis? It's not eevil food companies putting sugar in your kale when you're not looking. No, it's the result of 50 years of stoners binging on junk food every night when they get high.

Leftist government? Stoners who want free shit so they can stay home and get high.

Immigration crisis? Too many fucking stoners so we need Mexicans to work.

Basically it all comes back to weed in the end. If every fucking stoner were to drop dead before midnight we'd wake up tomorrow in a country that was safer, healthier, richer, and considerably more sane.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 24, 2016 11:32 PM (LIqkd)

384 if you plan to get shitfaced, stay home. don't drag innocent people into your shit. use common sense. damn, its just stupid the money we spend on that shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2016 11:33 PM (ucDmr)

385 364. So how much does the guy who checks the pictures get paid by Krazyfornia? Probably 110k

Posted by: Edmund Burkes Shade at May 24, 2016 11:33 PM (ptQdD)

386 362 The DUI conviction thing wouldn't be unreasonable except that the legal blood alcohol limit is ridiculously low in CA. Just one more way to make everyone a criminal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2016 11:28 PM (sl+zA)

____

It's 0.08 in CA just like everywhere else. What the hell are you talking about?

It's easy not to be a criminal in this instance...don't drive after getting drunk.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 24, 2016 11:34 PM (r4VQU)

387 380 Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 24, 2016 11:32 PM (r4VQU)

The devolution of society into a hedonistic slime is kind of a package deal sport.

If you have no standards ever at all and "fix" things by Imperial whim you should probably be prepared for batshit insane emperors.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:34 PM (g8Hfr)

388 Middle class? Tell it to Bill Wyman Hill's Hymen.
Fixed! (I hope.)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2016 11:34 PM (PLnZs)

389 That's a man, baby. An oriental man in a bad wig, but a man nevertheless.

Croiky, that bloke could do with some lessons from Bruce Jenner 'e could.

Posted by: Austin Powers at May 24, 2016 11:34 PM (f9GXN)

390
Said drunk has sober girlfriend blow into the breathalyzer *for* him.

---------------------
If there's a sober friend available, wouldn't they do the driving?

Posted by: iforgot at May 24, 2016 11:34 PM (5o5ek)

391 Chi! My guy, I'm doing well how about you?

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 24, 2016 11:35 PM (R5HRU)

392 376 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2016 11:31 PM (TIjI7)

Heh...Karen was taken from us far too soon.

Man the 70s were a mess, I had that figured out by age 6...these Tippy Cuppers think it was "Peak America"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:35 PM (g8Hfr)

393 I'm not as toned as you stink I am, arficer.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2016 11:36 PM (PLnZs)

394 iforgot, you exposed the flaw in my logic ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:36 PM (ntObR)

395 Wanna get high?

Posted by: Towlie at May 24, 2016 11:36 PM (Z8xbi)

396 Wanna get high?

Alright alright alright!!

Posted by: Matthew McConaughey at May 24, 2016 11:38 PM (ntObR)

397 So since some people will find a way around the DUI breathalyzer, we shuouldn't do it.

OK then using that logic we should never lock our doors, since some burglars will figure out a way to break in. We shouldn't build wall since some Mexicans will figure our a way to get through. We shouldn't have speed limits since some people will speed. Hell let's just not have any laws at all since some people will disobey the laws.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at May 24, 2016 11:38 PM (r4VQU)

398
iforgot, you exposed the flaw in my logic ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:36 PM (ntObR)
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Heheheheeeheee.

But srsly, I think the law will be altered or repealed when its disparate impact on Messicans is discovered.

Posted by: iforgot at May 24, 2016 11:39 PM (5o5ek)

399 From what I gather, CA is just like every other state - 0.08 8s the legal limit for DUI. All 57 states are the same.

I'd bet that half the horde woke up this morning at 0.06. Add in the cough syrup-in-the-morning-coffee, and at least 25% of us drove to work drunk this morning.

Posted by: Chi at May 24, 2016 11:41 PM (YaSSM)

400 iforgot, maybe they should have different levels for different ethnicities.

White: 0.08
Black: 0.1
Mexican: 0.35
Russian: 8
Irish: 11

;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:41 PM (ntObR)

401
since some people will find a way around the DUI breathalyzer, we shuouldn't do it.
------------------------

I don't see anyone saying that.

Posted by: iforgot at May 24, 2016 11:41 PM (5o5ek)

402 Chi, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:41 PM (ntObR)

403 398 Posted by: iforgot at May 24, 2016 11:39 PM (5o5ek)

Yup...or judges will simply refuse to order it put on Mexopolitan cars...

they already shrug off Juan from Chihuahua's DUIs b/c "don't want him el deported" and "where Juan is from they don't have DUI laws so let'd give him a solid..."

No shit I've seen it with my own eyes....

"Juan here doesn't understand our ways"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:42 PM (g8Hfr)

404 Did I miss someone making the argument here that drunk driving was okay and stoned driving was bad? Because I'm pretty sure that saying stoned driving is okay because more people drunk drive was the argument being criticized here tonight. (I don't know about on past pot threads mind you.)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2016 11:42 PM (PLnZs)

405 I used to be a libertarian, but I've come to realize the concept of "victimless crime" is a damned lie. Decriminalize weed and you don't get a society of enlightened cheerful hippies. You get a bunch of dysfunctional stoners because making it easier for fuckups to fuck themselves up means more fuckups. Decrmininalize prostitution and you don't get a society of healthy guilt-free hedonism, you get people incapable of actual relationships, you get massive STD rates, and you get women viewing themselves as commodities to be sold. Legalize gay marriage and you don't get stable same-sex relationships, you get the eternal ratcheting-up of faggot "transgressiveness" and another blow to religion; you get the brutal fist of the State forcing people to applaud degeneracy.

Ever since 1980 I've heard liberals hyperventilating about the menace of the "far right" in this country. I've heard dire warnings about theocracy about to descend on us.

At this point I can't wait. I want to see liberals silenced by force for a change. I want to see the things they hold dear smashed and mocked and degraded before their eyes. I want to see them keeping silent out of fear. I want to see them brutalized by thugs who know they won't be punished. I want to see their classes disrupted by screaming goon squads. I want to see their politicians obscenely mocked and slandered. I want them to realize the laws won't save them.

I want every fucking liberal in America to have their faces ground in the dirt the way they've been grinding the flag of this country in the dirt.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 24, 2016 11:43 PM (LIqkd)

406
iforgot, maybe they should have different levels for different ethnicities.

----------------------

Haha, don't forget Injuns: .0000001

Firewater make heap big trouble for red man.

Posted by: iforgot at May 24, 2016 11:44 PM (5o5ek)

407 Trimegistus, hmmm... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:44 PM (ntObR)

408 Did I miss someone making the argument here that drunk driving was okay and stoned driving was bad? Because I'm pretty sure that saying stoned driving is okay because more people drunk drive was the argument being criticized here tonight. (I don't know about on past pot threads mind you.)

Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2016 11:42 PM (PLnZs)


Yeah, it was basically a tu quoque argument from the stoner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2016 11:44 PM (TIjI7)

409 *gouges both eyes out with flaming spork*

*drills out optic nerves with drill bit dipped in sulfuric acid*

*performs brain surgery on self without anesthesia and removes short term memory core of brain*

*drinks gallon of Jack Daniels Tennesee Honey Whiskey*

*sleeps without nightmares for first time since viewing ONT*

Posted by: Sharkman at May 24, 2016 11:44 PM (CS7jF)

410 iforgot, oh yeah.

Give Fauxcohontas Warren a chocolate chip cookie with vanilla extract in the dough, she's loopy for a week. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:44 PM (ntObR)

411 Fear And Loathing At the Nevada Democratic Convention

The chaos that erupted at the Nevada Democratic Convention has already been noted for outright violence. Bernie Sanders supporters claimed that many of their delegates were denied entry, and that sudden rule changes were pushed through before the convention items were supposed to be voted on.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11847

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 24, 2016 11:45 PM (Z8xbi)

412 I am becoming afraid for Milo. I fear that some batshit insane SJW will physically harm him.

Jeez, the security guards he and the conservative student organization paid for provided no security. Can he sue?
Do the shit for brains DePaul administrators want to end up with blood on their hands?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 24, 2016 11:45 PM (P8951)

413 405 Posted by: Trimegistus at May 24, 2016 11:43 PM (LIqkd)

Liberals are fond of saying to the right, "you want low taxes, less regulations and states' rights go to Somalia!"

Thing is these hedonistic fucks forget you can get high as you want, screw what you want, and let your freak flag fly so long as you don't piss off the powers that be either....

so congrats Choom gang you've brought Somalia here without the "liberty in industry" part.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:46 PM (g8Hfr)

414 Good night all. I'm going to bed and dream about when I used to live in America. Those were good times.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 24, 2016 11:46 PM (LIqkd)

415 Those Yoko pics are a crime against humanity.

There were no pics of Mama Cass available?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2016 11:46 PM (EZebt)

416 Sup, horde? What are we yelling about tonight?

Oh, the great devil ganja debate. Y'all have fun with that. I've got a new piece of glass that needs attention.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at May 24, 2016 11:46 PM (e+1S5)

417
No shit I've seen it with my own eyes....

"Juan here doesn't understand our ways"
Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:42 PM (g8Hfr)------------------------

Oh man.

Posted by: iforgot at May 24, 2016 11:46 PM (5o5ek)

418 "Early Roman Kings" 11/10/14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkJx2wiB88w

Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2016 11:46 PM (sdi6R)

419 but none of the aforementioned ever topped Patsy Cline except possibly Karen Carpenter at times.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:22 PM (g8Hfr)


I'm not a real fan of the Carpenter's music but Karen's voice is one of my guilty joys. She could sing the Dallas phone book and I would buy the album.

She was one heck of a drummer too. There are quite a few videos on YouTube of Karen showcasing her singing and drumming.

Their original Christmas album (the short one, not the padded one) has been in my top 5 album list for decades. Richard was dealing with his own personal demons at the time and farmed out the arrangements to others. It's a great album and, other than one original song, doesn't have that dated Carpenter's sound.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 24, 2016 11:47 PM (nvMvs)

420 408 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2016 11:44 PM (TIjI7)

Moo Moo chimed in with the usual "well what about drunk drivers" bit as well...

well what about them they are so far as I know prosecuted with great glee aren't they?

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:47 PM (g8Hfr)

421 385
No idea what the guy checking the photos makes.

Cost to the offender:

In Illinois, $30 monitoring fee per month to the state.
Rental of unit: $85 to install, $100 to uninstall, $80 per month rental
6 months > .08
12 months > .15 or refusal

Posted by: Chuck C at May 24, 2016 11:47 PM (h99GH)

422
the security guards he and the conservative student organization paid for provided no security.
-------------------

What's this?

Posted by: iforgot at May 24, 2016 11:48 PM (5o5ek)

423 You know, if Yoko's head was cropped out of that top picture, the 'rons would say "Nice legs!" Unfortunately, they're attached to the rest of her.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 24, 2016 11:48 PM (P8951)

424 419 Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 24, 2016 11:47 PM (nvMvs)

I hope to hear her sing again...

and yeah had she lived I don't think she would have weathered the disco era and neo-pop well.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:49 PM (g8Hfr)

425 If there's a sober friend available, wouldn't they do the driving?
Posted by: iforgot
--------------
No.
I played pool on league for years. You know how many idiots asked me to blow into their interlock system for them?
I never said No.

Idiots watched me suck down 5 bourbon & gingers, then asked ME to "get my car started!"
Sure, asshole. I'll blow into it for you...
(Do y'all know how those things work? They record every failed reading, and the location)

Posted by: Chi at May 24, 2016 11:49 PM (YaSSM)

426 405 I used to be a libertarian, but I've come to realize the concept of "victimless crime" is a damned lie. Decriminalize weed and you don't get a society of enlightened cheerful hippies. You get a bunch of dysfunctional stoners because making it easier for fuckups to fuck themselves up means more fuckups. Decrmininalize prostitution and you don't get a society of healthy guilt-free hedonism, you get people incapable of actual relationships, you get massive STD rates, and you get women viewing themselves as commodities to be sold. Legalize gay marriage and you don't get stable same-sex relationships, you get the eternal ratcheting-up of faggot "transgressiveness" and another blow to religion; you get the brutal fist of the State forcing people to applaud degeneracy.

Ever since 1980 I've heard liberals hyperventilating about the menace of the "far right" in this country. I've heard dire warnings about theocracy about to descend on us.

At this point I can't wait. I want to see liberals silenced by force for a change. I want to see the things they hold dear smashed and mocked and degraded before their eyes. I want to see them keeping silent out of fear. I want to see them brutalized by thugs who know they won't be punished. I want to see their classes disrupted by screaming goon squads. I want to see their politicians obscenely mocked and slandered. I want them to realize the laws won't save them.

I want every fucking liberal in America to have their faces ground in the dirt the way they've been grinding the flag of this country in the dirt.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 24, 2016 11:43 PM (LIqkd)




I could have written that, but you said it better and first. Cheers! *clinks glass to monitor frame*

Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2016 11:49 PM (EzgxV)

427
"Juan here doesn't understand our ways"

When we go to another country and don't understand their ways they call us an "ugly American."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 11:49 PM (k4M/B)

428 417 Posted by: iforgot at May 24, 2016 11:46 PM (5o5ek)

Change "Juan" to "Abdul" and watch the fun begin....

I may not like the Alt-Right but "cuck" describes our political all star class quite well actually.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:50 PM (g8Hfr)

429 You know, if Yoko's head was cropped out of that top picture, the 'rons would say "Nice legs!"
Thanks, Donna!

Posted by: joe namath at May 24, 2016 11:50 PM (PLnZs)

430 sven, Karen Carpenter or Patsy Cline?

Cline died in 1963, well before disco. Carpenter OTOH died in 1983, so she sailed right through disco.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:50 PM (ntObR)

431 427 Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 24, 2016 11:49 PM (k4M/B)

Calling Juan an "ugly Mexican" is rayciss

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:50 PM (g8Hfr)

432 >>>the shit for brains DePaul administrators want to end up with blood on their hands?


Yes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2016 11:50 PM (voOPb)

433 0.08 is a fucking bullshit legal limit. Dumbass MADD bitches are as bad as the #gunsense hens.

Posted by: DC in River City, Team Mattis at May 24, 2016 11:50 PM (e+1S5)

434 >>Do the shit for brains DePaul administrators want to end up with blood on their hands?


I'm thinking that they'd rather deal with Milo getting hurt than a BLM activist.
They don;t want to be the focus of the next "hate crime"/over use of force scandal. They know conservatives won;t riot,camp out, have the MSM and Obama championing them should a conservative white student or speaker get injured.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2016 11:51 PM (NOIQH)

435 430 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:50 PM (ntObR)

Right but Carpenter *endured* the Disco era and I don't think she would have outcompeted Debbie Harry or Pat Benatar or Madonna with the kids.

Cline is simply timeless.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:51 PM (g8Hfr)

436 Hope Milo sues the shit out of that college.

Ben Shapiro is already going after CSUN. Good for him.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:51 PM (ntObR)

437 Evenin Horde,
Spent the last 2 an half hours sippin organically enhanced local beverage on the front porch
with the Amazon Warrior Queen.

Mr. Petty gives an accurate quote.

Fuckin Traveling Wilburys, End Of The Line....
Appropriate right about now.

Posted by: Hillbillyking at May 24, 2016 11:52 PM (LQzet)

438 422, iforgot: follow the link and take a look at this madhouse:

157 BLM rushed the stage at DePaul university where Milo was speaking
https://twitter.com/Nero/status/735283217847193601
Posted by: @votermom at May 24, 2016 10:32 PM (7lVbc)

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 24, 2016 11:52 PM (P8951)

439 Tuesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735156594070028288

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735156783656755200

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735156983137853441

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735157097029996545

Posted by: kbdabear at May 24, 2016 11:53 PM (fnmIE)

440
Well, it's too bad Trismegistus went to bed. I think he's falling for the left's trap. They hijack a legitimate cause or they devise some "identity group" that isn't even aware of its own existence and then use it to bayonet the Constitution. Meanwhile, the people they purport to represent are 90% hostile to the whole thing.

Posted by: iforgot at May 24, 2016 11:54 PM (5o5ek)

441 sven, Carpenter would not have done well against those early 1980s acts. OTOH, she probably wouldn't have had to; she might have simply gone in a different direction. I'd also imagine by now, she'd be a *yuge* draw on the casino performing circuit, similar to Juice Newton and Sheena Easton today.

Remember Linda Ronstadt's "What's New" album? Linda basically gave up on pop stardom by 1984 and started embracing various older genres of music.

Don't know if Karen would ever have gone espanol however. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:54 PM (ntObR)

442 BAC is same in all states because the Feds will take away their funding if you don't comply...

same same with speed limits on the Interstate, IIRC.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 24, 2016 11:55 PM (GnCxR)

443 More Tuesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735157278697914369

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735157465235394560

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735157727433916420

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735157960620445696

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/735158072100847616

Posted by: kbdabear at May 24, 2016 11:55 PM (fnmIE)

444 Posted by: joe namath at May 24, 2016 11:50 PM (PLnZs)

HA! Are those Namath's legs? I remember that pantyhose ad.

It wouldn't surprise me at all to find out a NLF QB had better gams than Yoko.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 24, 2016 11:55 PM (P8951)

445 https://youtu.be/FB2Lm8qsW9Y

Karen Carpenter-Disco Madness

Yeah...*blocked* from my memories....

https://youtu.be/R_TkuFboSnk

Close to you Pops '74

I remember this song even in a coma...(literally I have heard it in a coma)

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:56 PM (g8Hfr)

446 Saw first two pictures.


The only thing I could bring to mind is a comedian shouting, "The Aristocrats!"


Have to wash my brain out with pictures of cancer.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at May 24, 2016 11:56 PM (AdgOS)

447 It wouldn't surprise me at all to find out a NLF QB had better gams than Yoko.
Just the European kickers nowadays, Donna.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 24, 2016 11:57 PM (PLnZs)

448 Here's another write-up of the BLM-led disruptions Milo Y faced at DePaul University.

http://tinyurl.com/z2k7xkw

btw, the "Check Your Privilege" chant Matt Forney caught before being assaulted by a femi-Nazi SJW is just damn lame.

Look, it's the cardinal rule that all left-wing agitator slogans *have* to rhyme. That is absolutely essential.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 24, 2016 11:57 PM (wQWv4)

449 441 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:54 PM (ntObR)

Absolutely...she'd be huge in Vegas and Reno.

There were so many REAL vocalists then not this autotuned shit or rap yelling.

I'm a choir boy(a long time ago) our voices are our instruments.

Also humming "close to you" with blood dripping down your face when fighting multiple folk disquiets them...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:58 PM (g8Hfr)

450 btw, I wouldn't have commented on that feminists' weight. I just would have politely told her that feminism is cancer, .

*And still got assaulted*.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 24, 2016 11:59 PM (wQWv4)

451 440
Well, it's too bad Trismegistus went to bed. I think he's falling for the left's trap. They hijack a legitimate cause or they devise some "identity group" that isn't even aware of its own existence and then use it to bayonet the Constitution. Meanwhile, the people they purport to represent are 90% hostile to the whole thing.

Posted by: iforgot at May 24, 2016 11:54 PM (5o5ek)




It's even worse than that -- the left actively promotes stuff that is dangerous, has been known to be dangerous since humans were hunter/gatherers, ridicules those who shun the danger as "hidebound sticks-in-the-mud" and "naysayers", and hides the consequences so that more people can be injured.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2016 11:59 PM (EzgxV)

452 https://youtu.be/H47v7yYRfjA

Karen Carpenter on the drums...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:59 PM (g8Hfr)

453 Late evening horde.

*scrollin' up

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 25, 2016 12:01 AM (hlMPp)

454 I have to admit, the clip of Lennon and Chuck Berry playing together, with Yoko suddenly chiming in makes me laugh every time. Lennon and Berry are doing a sweet little jam together, sounding great, and then Yoko starts yowling like a cat in heat, and Berry's eyes damn near pop out of his head. He's got a complete "WTF is this thing and how badly injured is she? look on his face.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 25, 2016 12:01 AM (P8951)

455 Had a visitor this evening. From St. Simons Island, Georgia, of all places. Went to the hotel in town for a couple of beers, this guy comes in, toting a tablet computer in a bag, and sits at the bar, and asks for a good local beer. Waitress served him a Kokanee (haaack, ptui, but I digress), and conversation commenced. Turned out he was stuck in town for the night because the travel trailer he was hauling lost a wheel bearing. He's parked across the road from the tire shop, and the owner of the tire shop had searched the bearing number, and ordered one from Calgary, to arrive tomorrow. I told him that if the bearing fails to arrive, or if the wrong one arrives, to call me, because I have a fair number of miscellaneous NOS bearings on hand, plus many used ones that could get him at least as far as Edmonton, where the odds of getting the correct new bearing would be better.


Anyway, we got to chatting, and I mentioned that I hoarded such parts because I collect Studebakers, and other odd vehicles, and keeping mechanical parts on hand goes with the territory. So he came out and viewed the collection, and took some pics that he's going to put up on his FB page. He's on this trip because he is acting as roadie and back-trailer for a group of 11 senior citizens who are bicycling all the way from Cut Bank, Montana to Anchorage, Alaska. His posse is 60 miles up the road in the hotel in Bashaw, Alberta tonight. The gentleman is a retired police officer. So we had a very nice, but all too brief, visit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2016 12:01 AM (dkNy/)

456 451 Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2016 11:59 PM (EzgxV)

They welcome toxic results because even amongst the people that are naysayers some of the wounded will call for moar government to stop this" which leads to either greater power or more shrill discord....

Cloward and Piven need beaten to a pulp.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:02 AM (g8Hfr)

457 "I'm A Fool To Want You" / "Tangled Up In Blue" 10/3/15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzyeRu16kFE

Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2016 12:02 AM (sdi6R)

458 454 Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 25, 2016 12:01 AM (P8951)

MEDIC! MEDIC WE HAVE A WOUNDED WOMBAT OVA HEAH!

//C Berry

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:03 AM (g8Hfr)

459 Look, it's the cardinal rule that all left-wing agitator slogans *have* to rhyme. That is absolutely essential.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 24, 2016 11:57 PM (wQWv4)

Too dumb to even recycle their tired bullshit.

Here SJWs...


Hey hey

Ho ho

Your privelege has got to go

Hey hey

Ho Ho



See. Simple.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 25, 2016 12:04 AM (hlMPp)

460 The link about giving specific instructions to husbands was great and pretty funny. But I lost it on hanging the mirror. It took a few minutes before I could catch my breath from laughing so hard. I'm 6'5" and the lovely Mrs. JTB is five feet even. She didn't laugh. But she did remind me about the time I left her a note ON TOP of the fridge. Hey! I could see it plainly.

Posted by: JTB at May 25, 2016 12:04 AM (V+03K)

461
iforgot: follow the link and take a look at this madhouse:
-------------------

They're animals. He should sue them. That girl belongs in a gang. I can only imagine what she's like in a classroom, and what her papers -- assuming she writes any -- look like.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 12:05 AM (5o5ek)

462 455 Had a visitor this evening. From St. Simons Island, Georgia, of all places. Went to the hotel in town for a couple of beers, this guy comes in, toting a tablet computer in a bag, and sits at the bar, and asks for a good local beer. Waitress served him a Kokanee (haaack, ptui, but I digress), and conversation commenced. Turned out he was stuck in town for the night because the travel trailer he was hauling lost a wheel bearing. He's parked across the road from the tire shop, and the owner of the tire shop had searched the bearing number, and ordered one from Calgary, to arrive tomorrow. I told him that if the bearing fails to arrive, or if the wrong one arrives, to call me, because I have a fair number of miscellaneous NOS bearings on hand, plus many used ones that could get him at least as far as Edmonton, where the odds of getting the correct new bearing would be better.


Anyway, we got to chatting, and I mentioned that I hoarded such parts because I collect Studebakers, and other odd vehicles, and keeping mechanical parts on hand goes with the territory. So he came out and viewed the collection, and took some pics that he's going to put up on his FB page. He's on this trip because he is acting as roadie and back-trailer for a group of 11 senior citizens who are bicycling all the way from Cut Bank, Montana to Anchorage, Alaska. His posse is 60 miles up the road in the hotel in Bashaw, Alberta tonight. The gentleman is a retired police officer. So we had a very nice, but all too brief, visit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2016 12:01 AM (dkNy/)



There are a lot of great folks among the Horde. Let us know tomorrow that he gets safely on his way.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 12:05 AM (EzgxV)

463 https://youtu.be/Sj66bHm3SYY

Close to you-Olivia Newton John/Karen Carpenter

What should have been....they were friends.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:06 AM (g8Hfr)

464 JTB, Mrs. MH thought that was hilarious as well and we are vertically challenged

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 25, 2016 12:07 AM (voOPb)

465 456 451 Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2016 11:59 PM (EzgxV)

They welcome toxic results because even amongst the people that are naysayers some of the wounded will call for moar government to stop this" which leads to either greater power or more shrill discord....

Cloward and Piven need beaten to a pulp.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:02 AM (g8Hfr)




Cass Sunnstein. Bill Ayres.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 12:07 AM (EzgxV)

466
Late evening horde.

*scrollin' up
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at May 25, 2016 12:01 AM (hlMPp)
---------------------

HALT. Hope I wasn't too late.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 12:07 AM (5o5ek)

467 465 Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 12:07 AM (EzgxV)

I was being polite WRT Cloward and Piven...

and no comment no comment no comment

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:08 AM (g8Hfr)

468 Violence in Albuquerque, NM as peaceful protesters riot and break shit.

Its all Trump's Fault.

This.....is CNN

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 25, 2016 12:11 AM (NGd+i)

469 I've long had a problem with Joan Baez. She has a beautiful voice for acapella signing like 'Swing Low Sweet Chariot' at Woodstock. But she is such a flake she distracts from the enjoyment. I have the same problems with Babs. Probably why I like Bach so much. He kept his F'ing political opinions to himself.

Posted by: JTB at May 25, 2016 12:11 AM (V+03K)

470 ...and yeah had she [Karen Carpenter] lived I don't think she would have weathered the disco era and neo-pop well.
Posted by: sven10077 at May 24, 2016 11:49 PM (g8Hfr)


She did some solo albums after they broke up and they were mostly sung in a higher register than her trademark alto. The albums didn't do so well and, though I've heard them, nothing stuck me as special.

So I guess I was exaggerating when I said I would pay to hear her sing the Dallas phone book.

I saw a biography of her many years ago and she apparently led a troubled life. Very sad.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at May 25, 2016 12:12 AM (nvMvs)

471 A little bit of analysis on the ICE officer's suicide note: nobody writes a false suicide note like that. The police regard such suicide notes as death bed confessions - and properly so. He believed what he was writing was true. There have been other leaks in government security concerning their plans, and they all point in the same direction. Besides it is what the left does - it is what they have always done.

Remember: if 10% of the Jews had fought back, the Nazi death camps couldn't have existed.

Posted by: An Observation at May 25, 2016 12:13 AM (OSaNz)

472 Fuck Woodstock. Altamont... now there was free concert to remember!

Posted by: otho at May 25, 2016 12:13 AM (EWg9n)

473 When I was a kid, I was downtown one day and somebody handed me a flyer for a rock festival to be held in Woodstock NY. Meh, I thought, that'll never happen.

And that is how I lost my Cool Card.

Posted by: PJ at May 25, 2016 12:14 AM (cHuNI)

474 BAC is same in all states because the Feds will take away their funding if you don't comply...

same same with speed limits on the Interstate, IIRC.
Posted by: redc1c4
-----------------

"We won't give you your tax money if you don't do what we say."

Gosh, let's hope they don't use that form of extortion to put men in the girl's locker room.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2016 12:15 AM (oFSUK)

475 Posted by: An Observation at May 25, 2016 12:13 AM (OSaNz)

Proof on the number?

Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at May 25, 2016 12:15 AM (R5HRU)

476 467 465 Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 12:07 AM (EzgxV)

I was being polite WRT Cloward and Piven...

and no comment no comment no comment

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:08 AM (g8Hfr)



Do remember that American citizens can be lawfully executed by drone on foreign soil -- cf. Anwar al-Awlaki -- http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow /la-na-nn-drone-memo-awlaki -20140623-story.html .

Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 12:16 AM (EzgxV)

477
It's even worse than that -- the left actively promotes stuff that is dangerous, has been known to be dangerous since humans were hunter/gatherers, ridicules those who shun the danger as "hidebound sticks-in-the-mud" and "naysayers", and hides the consequences so that more people can be injured.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2016 11:59 PM (EzgxV)
------------------------

Oh, definitely that. But they also divide right-minded folk against each other and even, I venture to say, against God. Example: google up Juanita Broaddrick's reasons for not reporting her rape and then tell me there was no need for something like the liberation of women. Rush Limbaugh's insistence that this cause was invented so ugly women could get jobs is offensive in light of the silent suffering of thousands and thousands of women like Juanita.

Of course we know what happened to that cause, and tragically this completely misleads people who can't tell the difference between a certain segment of the population and the radical 5% who claim to speak for it. I saw a male on this very forum assert that German teenage girls pleading for protection from Muslim rapists can go suck it -- women wanted independence, they got it, BITCH.

Believe me, I've written about this with considerable eloquence and flair, but I'm dead tired right now. I hope my point is coming through.

I simply hate the way right-minded folk are throwing out babies with bathwaters these days.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 12:17 AM (5o5ek)

478 >>>hope they don't use that form of extortion to put men in the girl's locker room.


Can't sneak that past Loretta Lynch Mike

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 25, 2016 12:18 AM (voOPb)

479 474 BAC is same in all states because the Feds will take away their funding if you don't comply...

same same with speed limits on the Interstate, IIRC.
Posted by: redc1c4
-----------------

"We won't give you your tax money if you don't do what we say."

Gosh, let's hope they don't use that form of extortion to put men in the girl's locker room.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2016 12:15 AM (oFSUK)



Unfortunately for Californians, the Feds will generally allow states to be MORE insanely totalitarian....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 12:18 AM (EzgxV)

480 471 Posted by: An Observation at May 25, 2016 12:13 AM (OSaNz)

Yup....

it was like the officer I mentioned's report to Mexico City....

"fuck you people I quit"

There is nothing more powerful.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:20 AM (g8Hfr)

481
Must be up in 5.5 hours. Good night, all.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 12:20 AM (5o5ek)

482
I've long had a problem with Joan Baez
--------------------
If you recall, Al Capp created a caricature for the Li'l Abner comic strip, 'Joanie Phoanie'
Example : http://preview.tinyurl.com/zjnomj6

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2016 12:21 AM (oFSUK)

483 Twitter says shots fired at Trumps new medico rally

Posted by: ThunderB at May 25, 2016 12:21 AM (zOTsN)

484 477
It's even worse than that -- the left actively promotes stuff that is dangerous, has been known to be dangerous since humans were hunter/gatherers, ridicules those who shun the danger as "hidebound sticks-in-the-mud" and "naysayers", and hides the consequences so that more people can be injured.
Posted by: cthulhu at May 24, 2016 11:59 PM (EzgxV)
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Oh, definitely that. But they also divide right-minded folk against each other and even, I venture to say, against God. Example: google up Juanita Broaddrick's reasons for not reporting her rape and then tell me there was no need for something like the liberation of women. Rush Limbaugh's insistence that this cause was invented so ugly women could get jobs is offensive in light of the silent suffering of thousands and thousands of women like Juanita.

Of course we know what happened to that cause, and tragically this completely misleads people who can't tell the difference between a certain segment of the population and the radical 5% who claim to speak for it. I saw a male on this very forum assert that German teenage girls pleading for protection from Muslim rapists can go suck it -- women wanted independence, they got it, BITCH.

Believe me, I've written about this with considerable eloquence and flair, but I'm dead tired right now. I hope my point is coming through.

I simply hate the way right-minded folk are throwing out babies with bathwaters these days.

Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 12:17 AM (5o5ek)




Those who assert that up and down are social constructs should not be shielded from falling off of roofs. Nor should society pay for their reconstruction afterward.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 12:22 AM (EzgxV)

485 477 Posted by: iforgot at May 25, 2016 12:17 AM (5o5ek)

The German women have worked HARD to emasculate their men, while I disagree with "you wanted Abdul you got him" I can see where the rage comes from...

Pajama Boy *is* Germany's Captain America friend...a lot of women wanted it that way.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:22 AM (g8Hfr)

486 Iforgot, when you're down & out and things aren't looking good, it's easy to mutter let it burn, let the ignorant folks get what they deserve. Too many innocent people & unnecessaey collateral

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 25, 2016 12:22 AM (voOPb)

487 476 Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 12:16 AM (EzgxV)

Billy and Cass sure didn't have issue with Giggles using that power did they?

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:23 AM (g8Hfr)

488 57
I shared a potato with the cat yesterday, so I'm cool.

not gonna check urban dictionary. wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 25, 2016 12:23 AM (Oi5b2)

489 486 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 25, 2016 12:22 AM (voOPb)

Actively refusing to have kids in the 70s and 80s b/c 99 LuftBalloons assholes is not "innocence."

German women were the avant-garde of the Hyper Fem idiocy we are now experiencing....

let stupidity be its own reward...

I hate the German left, they call Americans from german families auslander despite our love of their soil and demand Germany welcome Abdul J Camelshagger...

lie down with camels get up with fleas.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:26 AM (g8Hfr)

490 I recently saw Al Stewart in concert for the umpteenth time. Not only is the guy a genius, but he has the most hilarious stories to tell between songs.

When he was young and hungry, before he ever recorded anything, he played guitar for a very strange woman named Yoko Ono.

His tales of her weirdness were a kick in the pants.

Posted by: RKae at May 25, 2016 12:26 AM (Gjz73)

491 484 Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 12:22 AM (EzgxV)

Gravity is a tool of the patriarchy!

//Glee Ganger

Let's test that theory...

//ISIS Aeronautics Chief

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:27 AM (g8Hfr)

492 One of my kids bought a new to them ford explorer with the keypad on the drivers door but code was unknown. Found out where it is hidden inside the car on youtube. Also found the same for my older Crown Vic I've had for years but never bothered to figure out. win win baby.

Posted by: Willy J. at May 25, 2016 12:28 AM (LncQn)

493 Can't sneak that past Loretta Lynch Mike
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Or, as Limbaugh referred to her, 'The Bathroom Commissar'. I mean, think about it, The U.S. Atty. General policing a Federal mandate compelling that men be allowed to use girl's locker rooms.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2016 12:28 AM (oFSUK)

494 Joan Baez
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If you recall, Al Capp created a caricature for the Li'l Abner comic strip, 'Joanie Phoanie'
Example : http://preview.tinyurl.com/zjnomj6

Thanks Mike names from the past

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 25, 2016 12:30 AM (voOPb)

495 487 476 Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 12:16 AM (EzgxV)

Billy and Cass sure didn't have issue with Giggles using that power did they?

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:23 AM (g8Hfr)



No, they didn't -- and they're probably more of a threat to the US than Abdulrahman Anwar al-Awlaki, the senior al-Awlaki's 16-year-old son who was born in Denver.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 12:30 AM (EzgxV)

496 493 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2016 12:28 AM (oFSUK)

This is Obama's Glee Themed LOOK AT ME I WON I WON! Jamboree....

and the cocksucker is at 51% popularity....

America is a deviant hellhole.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:31 AM (g8Hfr)

497 The German women have worked HARD to emasculate their men,
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And now is the time when we dance..

Posted by: Sprockets at May 25, 2016 12:31 AM (oFSUK)

498 Commode Czar

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 25, 2016 12:32 AM (k4M/B)

499 497 Posted by: Sprockets at May 25, 2016 12:31 AM (oFSUK)

Ja my frau is so screwed up I pleasure myself into a leather binky...

let's groove!

//Sprockets

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:33 AM (g8Hfr)

500 Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:26 AM (g8Hfr)

What I was trying to convey that letting it burn and saying people deserve what happens to them.is that there people who are innocent and don't need to be in the burnt in the event at hand

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 25, 2016 12:35 AM (voOPb)

501 Too many innocent people unnecessaey collateral
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no one is innocent...and how the hello did you get an ampersand in there?

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2016 12:36 AM (GnCxR)

502 441 sven, Carpenter would not have done well against those early 1980s acts. OTOH, she probably wouldn't have had to; she might have simply gone in a different direction. I'd also imagine by now, she'd be a *yuge* draw on the casino performing circuit, similar to Juice Newton and Sheena Easton today.

Remember Linda Ronstadt's "What's New" album? Linda basically gave up on pop stardom by 1984 and started embracing various older genres of music.

Don't know if Karen would ever have gone espanol however. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:54 PM (ntObR)


By 84 she would have gone country.

She would have done a couple of duets with Kenny Rogers, and then one with Willie Nelson. After that duet with Willie, she would have been so fucking high that she would have singlehandedly kept Kenny Roger's Roasters in business.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 25, 2016 12:37 AM (1JnAL)

503 no one is innocent...and how the hello did you get an ampersand in there?

Posted by: redc1c4
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How very... Stalinesque.

Posted by: Sprockets at May 25, 2016 12:37 AM (oFSUK)

504 500 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 25, 2016 12:35 AM (voOPb)

Sorry....Germany's descent into lunacy pisses me off.

My maternal family is from Essen and Westphalia....

when we were at Ft Bliss the Luftwaffe wives thought Lad10077 and I were German when we walked....

I am heartsick to the point that if a person has not been enraged by the last 10 years of idiocy in western civ I am beyond caring if they are collateral which runs counter to who I try to be.

If you think *this* today is ok you are a fool in my eyes....

not YOU the understood indefinite you.

We live in an insane asylum.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:38 AM (g8Hfr)

505 495 487 476 Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 12:16 AM (EzgxV)

Billy and Cass sure didn't have issue with Giggles using that power did they?

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:23 AM (g8Hfr)



No, they didn't -- and they're probably more of a threat to the US than Abdulrahman Anwar al-Awlaki, the senior al-Awlaki's 16-year-old son who was born in Denver.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 12:30 AM (EzgxV)




For that matter, there's Soros. There isn't enough popcorn in the world for the hearings trying to distinguish him from al-Awlaki were he to get droned....

Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 12:38 AM (EzgxV)

506 Linda basically gave up on pop stardom by 1984 and started embracing various older genres of music.
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I believe that was partly on account of her voice no longer being what it used to be.

Joanie Mitchell tried the same thing, I believe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2016 12:39 AM (oFSUK)

507 How very... Stalinesque.
Posted by: Sprockets at May 25, 2016 12:37 AM (oFSUK)

Yep. Stalin said there were no innocents among the kulaks and those he shipped off to the gulags, which is why he could justify murdering them.

Rather disturbing to see that sentiment expressed by a member of the horde.

goodnight, all.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 25, 2016 12:42 AM (P8951)

508 Time to go scoop the cat litter, and believe me, that isn't a euphemism for anything.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2016 12:44 AM (oFSUK)

509 507 Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at May 25, 2016 12:42 AM (P8951)

Good night Donna....

we have a duty to try not to become what we behold, but what I behold are people who are sipping the bromides that killed over 200 million people last century, and they need fought....hard.

Nobody wants to stop them if it means going past certain, noble firewalls.

I do not think our enemy suffers from scruples.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:45 AM (g8Hfr)

510 Fox has live reporting of the paid anarchists throwing rocks &botles at police in front of a Trump rally in NM tonite . Police are mostly taking it half of them aren't in riot gear. Asshole protesters hit police horses with rocks and tried rolling trash dumpsters at the horses.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 25, 2016 12:47 AM (wL7e8)

511 Asshole protesters hit police horses with rocks and tried rolling trash dumpsters at the horses.
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Probably won't see that on NBC, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, PBS, etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2016 12:49 AM (oFSUK)

512 If I'm not mistaken, Melanie opened Woodstock with a terrific performance.

Once I heard an interview where she said her mom drove her to the site, with her guitar in the back seat of the car.

She was quite a babe back in those days, incidentally.

Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2016 12:50 AM (sdi6R)

513 510 Posted by: Jen the original at May 25, 2016 12:47 AM (wL7e

The left refuses to attack their "bonus marchers"....

Douglas MacArthur took out the originals with no hesitation.

May 1932

The left *always* protects their own.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:50 AM (g8Hfr)

514 Today here was as nice as yesterday was miserable, weather-wise. Started 3 vehicles, well, 4, counting the tractor, and mowed the grass where they were sitting, Hauled miscellaneous motor home bits down to the bottom of the lot where the hulk is sitting, so my top yard is back to its normal degree of clutter. Mowed a bunch more grass; riding mower doing just fine. No blades fell off yet.


While I had the tractor running, I used the loader to pick up a Nissan SD22 Diesel engine that I had sitting in the barn for many years. It came from a terribly rusty '83 King Cab pickup I bought and parted out before I even moved to this place. Truck ran on 3 cylinders.


Anyway, for shits and grins, I thought today would be a good day to pull the head off the darn thing, and see why it had a dead cylinder. So, having used the loader to place the engine on my outdoor workbench, I proceeded to tear it down. Strange! It has an air throttle, with vacuum lines running from the throttle body to the injection pump. I guess the injection pump is controlled by the pressure drop across the throttle plate?


So, I got the head off, and there appears to be nothing wrong in the cylinders. Pistons are intact, cylinder walls not scored or cracked, valves all intact. Only thing I noticed was #3 intake valve was wet with...fuel. After, lo! these many years, even. So my best guess is it was hitting on 3 cylinders because #3 injector was stuck wide open, and over-fueling that cylinder? I will go ahead, and service all the valves anyway, seeing as the head is off. Next order of business is to try and find a top end gasket set.


If I can make this puppy run, I have a use in mind for it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2016 12:51 AM (dkNy/)

515 redc1c4 at May 25, 2016 12:36 AM (GnCxR)

&&&&& I'm blessed


Will do on the call

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 25, 2016 12:53 AM (voOPb)

516 490 I recently saw Al Stewart in concert for the umpteenth time. Not only is the guy a genius, but he has the most hilarious stories to tell between songs.

When he was young and hungry, before he ever recorded anything, he played guitar for a very strange woman named Yoko Ono.

His tales of her weirdness were a kick in the pants.
Posted by: RKae at May 25, 2016 12:26 AM (Gjz73)


Yep, he knew Yoko before she met John.

Al was like a Zelig in the mid-60s British music scene.

Posted by: rickl at May 25, 2016 12:54 AM (sdi6R)

517 514 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2016 12:51 AM (dkNy/)

That era's cylinder/fuel interchange solutions were "wow"...

I recall my '83 Pontiac J2000's throttlebody driving me to tears back in 1992.

You import your fuel system from Brazil it will probably shake its ass a little.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:55 AM (g8Hfr)

518 Rather disturbing to see that sentiment expressed by a member of the horde.
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always remember that my default setting is "sarcasm"

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2016 01:00 AM (GnCxR)

519 That era's cylinder/fuel interchange solutions were "wow"...

I recall my '83 Pontiac J2000's throttlebody driving me to tears back in 1992.

You import your fuel system from Brazil it will probably shake its ass a little.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 12:55 AM (g8Hfr)


Diesels weren't subject to the same emissions BS that afflicted gasoline engines of the era. It has an electronic module which drives a motor which acts like a fuel solenoid. So help me, it looks like a windshield wiper motor with a linkage rod running from it to a lever on the side of the injection pump. From the little reading I have done, it seems there are three positions: "off", "start", and "run". The module probably contains a timer or other circuitry that makes the decision to move it from "start" to "run". "Off" happens by way of the key switch.


Other than that peculiarity, it seems like a normal little 4-banger Diesel, nicely finished, and neatly laid out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2016 01:03 AM (dkNy/)

520 511...CNN had a reporter claiming the protesters waving the Mexican flag were "American but proud of their heritage and who are offended at Trumps comments about imigration" How he would know this since the flag waver was also wearing a rag covering his face....

Posted by: Jen the original at May 25, 2016 01:05 AM (wL7e8)

521 519 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2016 01:03 AM (dkNy/)

Sounds like maybe an attempt at blow plug type initial compression regulation?

Anyway I am not the world's best mechanic, I do okay at diagnostician type work but deep repairs usually have me fighting the urge to shotput the part in question across the garage...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 01:07 AM (g8Hfr)

522 520 Posted by: Jen the original at May 25, 2016 01:05 AM (wL7e

The narrative old boy the narrative...

and yeah...eventually we'll find out if the electorate has gone full retard on "Juan Pablito there is a fine American who just happens to prefer Mexican symbology, mores, values, laws, and economics."

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 01:08 AM (g8Hfr)

523 When Democracy Fails Socialism, The Shooting Starts

Democracy isn't going so well for Venezuelan President Maduro. With the country collapsing, democracy, which once was touted as a seal of legitimacy for socialism, is being eschewed by Maduro after the Venezuelan National Assembly was taken over by a super-majority of anti-Maduro candidates?

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11744

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 25, 2016 01:09 AM (Z8xbi)

524 Goodnight morons.

It was a fun ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 25, 2016 01:10 AM (voOPb)

525 O.M.G.



http://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/ 2016-05-24/trump-would-crush -the-winners-of-the-u-s-economy? utm_campaign=buffer&utm_content=buffer51c84 &utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com




For most of the last two decades, we have been embedded in the loathsome slime of crony capitalism -- where bringing satisfaction to consumers is secondary to using political power to ram unwanted toxic garbage down the throats of unwilling participants, who pay only to avoid consequences that are worse. And Virginia Postrel puts out this column.



Let me put out a little, tiny hint -- if Trump utterly ruins those politically-connected firms that have utterly poisoned the marketplace by government fiat and burns them to the ground, salting the earth where they stood, GOOD!!!



If the government completely bankrupts everyone who profited from outlawing incandescent bulbs, the makers of those short-wave scanners in TSA lines, and medical insurance companies that are more price-fixing than insurance.....live by the sword and die by it, bitchez!!!!



The list goes on-and-on. Anyone whose business model depends on government regulation and pays lobbyists to keep it that way can DIAF. Developers of Common-Core educational materials, environmental remediation "experts" that dump toxins into creeks, "providers of mammograms" that actually provide no mammograms but sell fetal tissue to researchers.....



If those are the only profitable sectors of our economy, God help us all -- but the social cost for each so far outweighs any financial gain, we should shut them down, anyway.




That Postrel thinks her article can be persuasive is yet another indication of how blind the MSM can be.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 01:10 AM (EzgxV)

526 Posted by: An Observation at May 25, 2016 12:13 AM (OSaNz)



Proof on the number?


Sure 10% of the Jews killed in the concentration camps would have been 600,000 people fighting a defensive battle. Typical military doctrine says that a ratio of 3 : 1 in favor of an attacking force compared to a defensive force is necessary to overcome defense. That means the 600,000 would have tied up 1.8 million German soldiers. Since the largest size of active Wehrmacht troops at any one time was 2.2 million it is evident that the Nazis war effort would have been drastically crippled by such opposition. Those Jews who did fight back were very successful in doing so. For example one of the death camps was destroyed and the Nazi garrison at the camp was wiped out.

Bill Ayers - Obama's good buddy - has estimated that 25,000,000 Americans need to be killed to institute a people's paradise in the U.S. 10% fighting back would be 2.5 million snipers - since anyone with a scope sighted deer rifle qualifies as a sniper. Even the US Army can't fight 2.5 million snipers.

Posted by: An Observation at May 25, 2016 01:10 AM (OSaNz)

527 Democracy isn't going so well for Venezuelan President Maduro. With the country collapsing, democracy, which once was touted as a seal of legitimacy for socialism, is being eschewed by Maduro after the Venezuelan National Assembly was taken over by a super-majority of anti-Maduro candidates?

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11744 Posted by: The Political Hat at May 25, 2016 01:09 AM (Z8xbi)


Democracy never has had any value to them, it's just a thing they wear as an ornament to flatter themselves. As soon as it doesn't serve their purpose, they have no use for it.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 25, 2016 01:11 AM (J+mig)

528 523 Posted by: The Political Hat at May 25, 2016 01:09 AM (Z8xbi)

Hilarious news from AP: economic discord in venezuela may finally move their economy past oil...

"uh really?"

"Like AP the highest murder rate in this hemisphere the last month and you go full Gore on AGW?"

Anyway socialism always comes around to the same answer...

"there are shortages we need a lot fewer comrades comrade"

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 01:11 AM (g8Hfr)

529 Amateur beer & snack review:

Blue Moon Seasonal Pilsner - I should've just bought Bud Light.
Fritos Chilli & Cheese - WTF? I would've bought some nasty Doritos if i wanted a bunch of shit dusted on my chips. Fuck You, Frito Lay.
I tossed them in the front yard, and even the soul chickens wouldn't eat them.

Back to your normal programming...

Posted by: Chi at May 25, 2016 01:13 AM (YaSSM)

530 527 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at May 25, 2016 01:11 AM (J+mig)

You can vote for one man one time...

and *I* have the guns....

choose wisely amigo!

//H Chavez being beaked to death by a parrot in hell

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 01:13 AM (g8Hfr)

531 529 Posted by: Chi at May 25, 2016 01:13 AM (YaSSM)

You likely do not remember "Taco" flavored Dortios from the '80s with the same nostalgia I do mi amigo.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 01:14 AM (g8Hfr)

532 Driving home as the storms start to roll in, lots of lightning and thunder, wind picking up. Tornadoes and storms have been reported all day all around us.

So I turn on the local radio station, to find out what they have to say. Tail-end of network news talks about the tornadoes and storms. Local news report talks about dull local news stuff.

When I expect local weather... Coast-to-Coast (or whatever it's called now) theme music starts.

It shouldn't be called a broadcast medium when it's so poor.

Howdy, whoever's around.

Posted by: mindful webworker vs the weather at May 25, 2016 01:15 AM (rXkis)

533 532 Posted by: mindful webworker vs the weather at May 25, 2016 01:15 AM (rXkis)

Free Art's Parts!

//Coast to Coast AM refugee

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 01:16 AM (g8Hfr)

534 AOP. Sounds like it'd marinize into a dandy lil' sailboat engine.

See if it cross-indexes to such on the market, much like the Toyota diesel is found in many boats as a Hino unit.

If you can marinize it, with zincs, a wet exhaust manifold, marine rated alternator and equipped for a remote filter and remote oil drain, it'll be worth some serious bucks in the refit market.

Oh, and a nice coat of whatever Nissan's marine diesel paint was when it was new.

Do all that, affix it to a pallet, take copies photos, and run it on Craigslist and Boat Trader. You'll get quick cash on that one.

Or, just keep it. You're not gonna replace it for cheap, either.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2016 01:17 AM (McRlu)

535 529 Amateur beer & snack review:

Blue Moon Seasonal Pilsner - I should've just bought Bud Light.
Fritos Chilli & Cheese - WTF? I would've bought some nasty Doritos if i wanted a bunch of shit dusted on my chips. Fuck You, Frito Lay.
I tossed them in the front yard, and even the soul chickens wouldn't eat them.

Back to your normal programming...

Posted by: Chi at May 25, 2016 01:13 AM (YaSSM)




I'm picturing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZyQIh0sH5A -- but with chickens. WTF?

Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 01:18 AM (EzgxV)

536 Notice that the pot smokers were doing just fine at 4x-7x the legal limit and they never bothered to say what their blood tested at at the end.

It would have been more useful if they showed driving skills and blood test results after two hours sitting on the couch watching tv.

Posted by: wodun at May 25, 2016 01:19 AM (DD0s8)

537 Hilarious news from AP: economic discord in venezuela may finally move their economy past oil...
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But, why?

Hugo Chavez's goal (and the reason for his election) was 'Income Equality'. It has been achieved!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2016 01:20 AM (ZxmMG)

538 In other news, it looks like I missed out by $13 on winning a 2009 ex-RCMP Suburban in a government-surplus auction. Not that I needed another one, but I thought,"Hey, if I get it that cheap, there's a buck to be made." Sooooo close. I guess if the winning bidder fails to pay, I might be called upon, but I doubt that will happen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2016 01:20 AM (dkNy/)

539 Incidentally, a comment on the first line of the ONT -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aizzH_JMU3c

Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 01:21 AM (EzgxV)

540 Do all that, affix it to a pallet, take copies photos, and run it on Craigslist and Boat Trader. You'll get quick cash on that one.

Or, just keep it. You're not gonna replace it for cheap, either.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2016 01:17 AM (McRlu)


Yep, they sure did marinize those engine. And they were (and still are) used in forklifts and irrigation pumps, etc. If I get it to run right, I will put it in a car. I have the 5-speed transmission that goes with it, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2016 01:23 AM (dkNy/)

541

523 Hat

"Democracy isn't going so well for Venezuelan President Maduro."


No Hat, it's going quite well ... El Presidente Pancho Hernando Gonzales Enrico Rodriguez simply wants an Americano loan ... just look out the window:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j2taqdx




Will Gillian save the Castaways? Stay tuned ...

Posted by: Arbalest at May 25, 2016 01:24 AM (FlRtG)

542 I'm picturing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZyQIh0sH5A -- but with chickens. WTF?
Posted by: cthulhu
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I don't know where that video came from or why it's relevant, but that floor definitely had a slope on it.

"Soul chicken" is a term I first heard here sometime in the last week.
Colloquially, a crow. Not fans of Fritos, apparently.

Posted by: Chi at May 25, 2016 01:25 AM (YaSSM)

543 Hugo Chavez's goal (and the reason for his election) was 'Income Equality'. It has been achieved!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2016 01:20 AM (ZxmMG)


Well, they don't have income equality, exactly. But who cares if you get 1500 Bolivars per month, or 15,000,000, when the Bolivar is worthless? The guy who gets paid more is worse off, because he needs more wheelbarrows.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2016 01:27 AM (dkNy/)

544 373
346

The only band that IMHO appear to have been really recognized at the
time besides the Beatles, were the Stones, because Mick Co. were
willing to play the dangerous bad guys to the Beatles' more cutesy,
cuddly image.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2016 11:23 PM (ntObR)



The ironic part was that the Beatles came from a working class background, while the Stones came from a middle class background.

This is very, very true, and it goes way beyond that. The Beatles grew up pretty tough. Paul's mother died when he was pretty young, and John was raised by his aunt. He never knew his father, and his mother was run over by a police car when he was 15 or 16. Ringo was sickly as a kid. The Beatles were basically a high school garage band, when they got a job in Hamburg. Germany. About 15 years after WWII. Playing about six hours a night in a dump down by the waterfront. The customers were mainly merchant marines who were coming or going to strip clubs. This is where they first got involved with drugs - not weed, or LSD, but speed, just to be able to function. I sort of doubt there was a lot of refined musical appreciation in the crowds.

And consider this - there was absolutely no model, or path, for them to follow. English groups didn't make it big in America. Hell, there were no "groups"! There were stars - Elvis, Buddy Holly, Little Richard, Everly Bros - but who the hell ever heard of a group? An English music group?????

Ringo wasn't with them then - their drummer was Pete Best, and on bass was Stu Sutcliffe - Paul played guitar - three guitars. Stu was John's pal, he wasn't much of a player, but they made due. One night, in an alley, he gets jumped and kicked repeatedly in the head. He dies shortly after. His girlfriend was a German named Astrid, who takes these incredible photo's of the band. Then, they were all into leather, with those French haircuts. They were punk 20 years before punk, posing on these bombed out Hamburg street cars.

Who in the world would ever imagine this was a road to success??????

Also, remember two things. The Beatles were a product of the '50's. And if you don't think they were genius', just diagram their harmonies sometime.

If you're interested, the biography of the Beatles is an incredible story. Like nothing else in show biz history. I would predict that if, in 500 years, they only discuss 2 acts in popular entertainment in the 20th century, it will be The Beatles and Charlie Chaplin.

Posted by: vertov at May 25, 2016 01:27 AM (RTOcO)

545 Would you say I have a plethora of democracy?

Posted by: El Guapo at May 25, 2016 01:28 AM (VdICR)

546 My afternoon fun was having four old dental fillings replaced (without anesthesia, natch). When they were opened up, two had started to leak. Since they were all uppers, RH side, worst part was being half-suffocated by drool while my head was lower than my bod. Still have sore spots in my throat where the suction tube sat for too long.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 01:29 AM (EzgxV)

547 537 Mike Hammer,

Like Pravda AP'S story was aimed at America not the subject....

Posted by: Sven0077 at May 25, 2016 01:31 AM (g8Hfr)

548 My afternoon fun was having four old dental fillings replaced (without anesthesia, natch). When they were opened up, two had started to leak. Since they were all uppers, RH side, worst part was being half-suffocated by drool while my head was lower than my bod. Still have sore spots in my throat where the suction tube sat for too long.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 01:29 AM (EzgxV)


You could have had Yoko Ono come sit on your chest and sing. Then you would have gratefully accepted anaesthesia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2016 01:31 AM (dkNy/)

549 548 My afternoon fun was having four old dental fillings replaced (without anesthesia, natch). When they were opened up, two had started to leak. Since they were all uppers, RH side, worst part was being half-suffocated by drool while my head was lower than my bod. Still have sore spots in my throat where the suction tube sat for too long.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 01:29 AM (EzgxV)


You could have had Yoko Ono come sit on your chest and sing. Then you would have gratefully accepted anaesthesia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2016 01:31 AM (dkNy/)



Death, maybe, but not anaesthesia. [I'll be darned, spellcheck likes it.]

Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 01:33 AM (EzgxV)

550 Might have already been mentioned, but I got here late so..

Denis Leary's Sex n Drugs n Rock n Roll is coming back next month!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 01:35 AM (R1ejq)

551 Incidentally, I've had crowns done without anaesthesia, and the third replacement filling was worse than one of the crowns.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 01:36 AM (EzgxV)

552 The guy who gets paid more is worse off, because he needs more wheelbarrows.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------

Well, there ya go. Opportunity knocks. A few quick welds and, voila! Diesel powered wheelbarrow. A quick list on the Caracas Craig's list, and, Bob's yer uncle!

Of course, you might have to accept payment in Bolivars.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2016 01:39 AM (ZxmMG)

553 vertov, yikes, thanks for that info. :-)

And on that note, gotta call it a night. Thanks to all for the great chat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2016 01:41 AM (ntObR)

554 +1, vertov.


The pop radio, Top 40 hits, weren't necessarily the best of the Beatles.

Some of the unknown tracks on the various albums are phenomenal works of art, that didn't get airplay, because they didn't fit the Top 40 programmer's paradigm of what fit the format.

Oh, and try to get some "good" drummer to play some of Ringo's patterns. No, he wasn't a "drum solo" superstar as became the norm in rock later in the '60s.

But he could lay down some pretty damn complex patterns, and do them very well. Subtle, not demandingly, but well.

Lennon and McCartney would not have allowed him to have shone any brighter, either.

There's a reason he has the respect in the classic rock and now, in the rock/jazz/blues community that he now enjoys.

He was GOOD. Not a "great". But very damn good, doing what he was supposed to have been doing, with the band in it's time.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2016 01:41 AM (McRlu)

555 Still rumbling and blowing outside. But a bit less. Dog does not like kabooms. Needs much reassurance. Or, else, uses kabooms as an excuse to get pets. 1 or t'other.

I found a tick crawling across my shirt a minute ago. The ugly part is, that's the one I found...! (Scratches itches in various places.)

Am I entertaining enough? Through a terrible logistical miscalculation, there's no alcoholic beverages in the house, so I'm not able to judge. Decades ago, I could at least have scrounged around here and found a trace of weed left by previous occupant relative, but that's all so long gone it was a previous millennium.

Grammas on pot was funny. But, I'm boring myself. One minute more and I'm gonna log off. 60... 59... 58...

Posted by: mindful webworker vs the time at May 25, 2016 01:42 AM (rXkis)

556 Yup, I'm out.

Good night kids.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2016 01:42 AM (ZxmMG)

557 My wife is Taiwanese and she says a lot of white guys will choose the butt ugly asian girls...like they can't tell if they are hot or not.

I suspect the genes are just saying "she is far removed from your ancestors, totally worth it to swap material, dude."

Posted by: sexypig at May 25, 2016 01:43 AM (dZQh7)

558 Put important files on flash drive for a business trip

Flash drive works fine in the morning

Flash drive is unreadable in the evening... the first evening...

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 25, 2016 01:45 AM (Z8xbi)

559 Jim: [Ringo] was GOOD. Not a "great". But very damn good, doing what he was supposed to have been doing, with the band in it's time.

As has been said...
Paul was the heart of the Beatles.
John was the mind of the Beatles.
George was the soul of the Beatles.
And Ringo... played the drums.

If only one could survive this long, I'm glad it was Ringo.

Posted by: mindful webworker vs musical history at May 25, 2016 01:45 AM (rXkis)

560 The ironic part was that the Beatles came from a working class background, while the Stones came from a middle class background.

This is very, very true, and it goes way beyond that. The Beatles grew up pretty tough. Paul's mother died when he was pretty young, and John was raised by his aunt. He never knew his father, and his mother was run over by a police car when he was 15 or 16. Ringo was sickly as a kid. The Beatles were basically a high school garage band, when they got a job in Hamburg. Germany. About 15 years after WWII. Playing about six hours a night in a dump down by the waterfront. The customers were mainly merchant marines who were coming or going to strip clubs. This is where they first got involved with drugs - not weed, or LSD, but speed, just to be able to function. I sort of doubt there was a lot of refined musical appreciation in the crowds.

...

Also, remember two things. The Beatles were a product of the '50's. And if you don't think they were genius', just diagram their harmonies sometime.

If you're interested, the biography of the Beatles is an incredible story. Like nothing else in show biz history. I would predict that if, in 500 years, they only discuss 2 acts in popular entertainment in the 20th century, it will be The Beatles and Charlie Chaplin.
Posted by: vertov at May 25, 2016 01:27 AM (RTOcO)


Roger Daltrey's stuttering on "My Generation" was him making fun of all the people in British music on speed at the time because when they spoke, they stuttered.

Weird that the guy that was famous for not doing drugs, Daltrey, is in a group with a heroin addict, a cokehead that died of a heart attack, and one that drank himself to death.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 25, 2016 01:47 AM (1JnAL)

561 is this thing still on?

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2016 01:48 AM (8Y4jo)

562 Its dead Jim!

Posted by: Bones McCoy at May 25, 2016 01:51 AM (R1ejq)

563 3... 2... 1... zzz



I will praise thee: for thou hast heard me, and art become my salvation. The stone which the builders refused is become the head stone of the corner. This is the Lord's doing; it is marvellous in our eyes.

This is the day which the Lord hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Save now, I beseech thee, O Lord: O Lord, I beseech thee, send now prosperity.

Posted by: mindful webworker versus 21-25 at May 25, 2016 01:52 AM (rXkis)

564 So many of the British rockers came out of the British blues scene, notably from John Mayall's Bluesbreakers. The Brit musicians seemed to better-informed as to the origins of the style of music they played.


Stones, Fleetwood Mac, Animals...they all got their start as blues bands.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2016 01:53 AM (dkNy/)

565 Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

I absolutely couldn't agree more. I wasn't a drummer, and I love Keith Moon, but Ringo was perfect for his band. He was sort of like the ballplayer, you know, where they say, he doesn't have the greatest range, but he catches everything he gets to.

You know, it would be fun to put together an LP of "forgotten" Beatle stuff. People don't realize how much country and western they covered, or RB, for example.

I would love to see some of the set lists from the Germany days. I'll bet, in their time, they played 1000 different songs on stage, at one time or another.

Posted by: vertov at May 25, 2016 01:53 AM (RTOcO)

566 Heh, Nerdist came in its pants over Louis C. K.'s preformance on Jeopardy!

So far I've got way more right than he has, and he's missed more too!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 01:54 AM (R1ejq)

567 559 Jim: [Ringo] was GOOD. Not a "great". But very damn good, doing what he was supposed to have been doing, with the band in it's time.

As has been said...
Paul was the heart of the Beatles.
John was the mind of the Beatles.
George was the soul of the Beatles.
And Ringo... played the drums.

If only one could survive this long, I'm glad it was Ringo.

Posted by: mindful webworker vs musical history at May 25, 2016 01:45 AM (rXkis)



You forgot -- George Martin was the sound of the Beatles.

Posted by: cthulhu at May 25, 2016 01:55 AM (EzgxV)

568 Vertov, I have this album on vinyl, and it's very good:


https://www.discogs.com/Beatles-Very-Together/release/3903361


The Beatles were backing pop star Tony Sheridan, and were very tight as a band.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2016 01:56 AM (dkNy/)

569 i was the moron who mentioned "soul chickens" the other day...

thought everyone knew what they were.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2016 01:57 AM (GnCxR)

570 Well, I'll give him this, he got Final J! right, and I brain farted..

"Who is the final SC Justice appointed by Reagan"

I thought Kennedy was Bush the Elder so I went Vader Ginsberg

Damnit lol

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 01:58 AM (R1ejq)

571 He was GOOD. Not a "great". But very damn good, doing what he was supposed to have been doing, with the band in it's time.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2016 01:41 AM (McRlu)


Some of the best drummers in the world talk about Ringo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJTjjAXDZSY

What he did with that simple kit was phenomenal.

To me, I always thought George and Ringo made the band. Hell, I preferred George's solo music to anything that Paul and John ever put out, save "Live and Let Die".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at May 25, 2016 01:58 AM (1JnAL)

572 Oh Geebus, the next was has Al Frankin!

*my brain already hurts

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 01:59 AM (R1ejq)

573 554
The pop radio, Top 40 hits, weren't necessarily the best of the Beatles.

Some of the unknown tracks on the various albums are phenomenal works of art, that didn't get airplay, because they didn't fit the Top 40 programmer's paradigm of what fit the format.

Jim


When asked, I always says my favorite Beatles song is "What You're Doing."

More often than not, the people who asked and who fashion themselves as Beatles connoisseurs have never heard of it!

Posted by: zombie at May 25, 2016 02:00 AM (jBuUi)

574 Paul DID die, and was replaced by an inferior clone.

George Lucas died in the car wreck that scarred Mark Hamil's face in '78 too, and was also replaced by an inferior clone..

How else do you explain Wings, and The Prequals!?!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 02:01 AM (R1ejq)

575 ace just made a pretty good drummer joke recently.
I thought it was funny.

I have known some drummers (best friend was a good friend of Neil Peart, and, from what I remember, Lee Greenwood's drummer, too) and most wouldve laughed.

Posted by: Chi at May 25, 2016 02:07 AM (YaSSM)

576 568
Vertov, I have this album on vinyl, and it's very good:


https://www.discogs.com/Beatles-Very-Together/release/3903361


The Beatles were backing pop star Tony Sheridan, and were very tight as a band.

Oh man, that looks interesting. I'll have to see if I can find a cd of that.

You know, I understand perfectly what you mean by "tight". Yes, I was in a band in college, but I freely admit we sucked. But I know what tight is.

I've got a video I downloaded on my computer, of the show the Beatles did, I believe, on the Wednesday between their first two Sullivan appearances. It's in Washington, DC. And I'm telling you - it's like no other show of theirs on video or film. They are 'tight'! It's hard to explain.

Posted by: vertov at May 25, 2016 02:08 AM (RTOcO)

577 What do you call those folks that hang out with musicians?

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 02:08 AM (R1ejq)

578 Zombie.

"What You're Doing".

You wanna know what bites? My first-pressing, UK market copy of "Beatles for Sale" got scarfed up by the ex.

Still in it's factory seal, too.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2016 02:12 AM (McRlu)

579 "What You're Doing".

I should have known that, but its been so long since I've heard it I forgot.

An underplayed classic, for sure!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 02:16 AM (R1ejq)

580 Good grief!! Jeopardy!'s "Power Player" week, has been a murders row of lib idiots..

David Gergen/Melissa Harris Perry is up now..

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 02:20 AM (R1ejq)

581 The (DC) Crowd ROARD when MHP opened the Daily Double..

GIRL POWER!! heh

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 02:22 AM (R1ejq)

582 How else do you explain Wings, and The Prequals!?!


Cocaine?

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 25, 2016 02:22 AM (NGd+i)

583 Cocaine?
Posted by: Puddleglum

it's a HELL of a drug!

Posted by: Rick James Biach at May 25, 2016 02:23 AM (R1ejq)

584 Jarvis @ 577
Yes, That was the basic joke.

Bruce told me 100's of them. Had me in tears one night.

My favorite?
"How do you make a drummer's car more aerodynamic?"








Take the Domino's sign off the top.

Posted by: Chi at May 25, 2016 02:24 AM (YaSSM)

585 Chi lol.. My friend and I used to flirt with this waitress who had a drummer boyfriend telling those jokes.

She stopped laughing when we did the "What do you call a drummer w/o a girlfriend?" joke. (homeless, if anyone else is reading)

lol.. He was gone soon after, but neither of us knew in time to move in, damnit! lol

Posted by: Rick James Biach at May 25, 2016 02:26 AM (R1ejq)

586 oops, sock

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 02:26 AM (R1ejq)

587 I really like "What You're Doing" and that very clean kind of pop. I really wonder how that kind of music would sell today. I'll bet a lot better than anyone would guess.
Note - chick really dig harmonies, and, as far as I can tell, nobodies doing harmonies today.

Posted by: vertov at May 25, 2016 02:31 AM (RTOcO)

588 Chi's palate is teh suxxor; chili cheese Fritos are their best flavor.

As further proof, Chi prefers Bud Light over Xxxxxxx beer. C'mon, I wouldn't even call Bud Light a beer. I'd order an O'douls first, and I've never ordered one, but it does at least have some flavor.

-------------

I was in Albuquerque last week; looks like I missed all the Trump excitement. We were on a 3200 mile road trip to Monument Valley, Utah and back. Dad's ashes can now be found in five different states. Maybe more, depending on the winds.

Trip insights -- They now charge $5 a head to get to the Four Corners stela.

They don't serve booze at the Indian casino in ABQ.

Don't break down in your RV in Ft. Worth in 5pm rush hour traffic in the middle of 5 lanes of traffic. Just don't. And if you do, don't get your RV towed to the nearest Walmart; Tarrant County TX frowns upon this practice.

And whatever you do, don't cross Louisiana on I-10 at 1 am on a weekday; there's one cop per foot for the entire 277 miles, all with radar guns and itchy ticket fingers. This is barely an exaggeration.

It was a good, if fast, trip.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 25, 2016 02:33 AM (gyKtp)

589 just watched 13 hours all i can say is wow excellent movie must see

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at May 25, 2016 02:34 AM (KALoO)

590 I just Bingled "drummer jokes" & was reminded of some good ones.

What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

I hate myself for laughing so hard at this one...

Posted by: Chi at May 25, 2016 02:35 AM (YaSSM)

591 My friends had a band in college called "The Days" and they did GREAT harmonys. almost Beatles-like

But of course, the guitarist decided playing George in a Beatles cover band was more important than his own music, so it fell apart after their first self produced album.

Mystery of the Watched Pot, if you can find a copy.

Surprisingly, windows music player knows it and will label it correctly if you rip it to your drive.

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 02:38 AM (R1ejq)

592 GnuBreed, wow!

Tarrant Co. or FtW had the problem? Cause I know WalMart will let RVs and Tractor/Trailers stay overnight at least in most of them in DFW..

Also, yes, avoid the 75mi circle from DFW airport from, oh say.. 7am to about 9pm.. thats Rush Hour around here...

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 02:41 AM (R1ejq)

593 Chi, lol!

And use Duckduckgo instead. they don't send info back to MSHQ or Google(DNC) or anyone!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 02:44 AM (R1ejq)

594 592 >> Tarrant Co. or FtW had the problem? Cause I know WalMart will let RVs
and Tractor/Trailers stay overnight at least in most of them in DFW..

Yep, Jarvis, Walmart does allow RVs and trucks to use their parking lots overnight nationwide. But the security guard at the Walmart in Arlington TX came to us as the tow truck was unhooking, and warned us that there was no overnights allowed due to Tarrant Co. rules.

But the store manager heard our tale of woe and allowed us to stay anyhow. Thanks, Steven! We tracked down a mobile mechanic in the am and got back on the road by 1 pm. Fuck you, crankshaft sensor.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 25, 2016 02:52 AM (gyKtp)

595 OK, a few more before the Columbo Mystery Movie starts...

What do you say to a drummer in a nice suit?
Will the defendant please rise.


What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money.


How do you get a drummer off your front porch?
Give him the $20 for the pizza.

Posted by: Chi at May 25, 2016 02:53 AM (YaSSM)

596 Oh, Arlington.. Eh, I guess I could see that lol.. Was it near the stadiums or Six Flags?

I don't think I've ever seen security outside one, but, I'm a privileged whitey, that don't have neighbors that steal TVs out the front door of Wallyworld either..

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 02:56 AM (R1ejq)

597 lol Chi, yep we used em all on that gal too!

I learned a lot of them from my own drummer back when I was like 17-18 lol.. He must have had the book.

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 02:57 AM (R1ejq)

598 Night all.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 25, 2016 03:16 AM (Z8xbi)

599 #594

CPS? I got hit twice by that this year, the second time barely two months after it had been replaced. Both times I was stuck in the rain for hours but the second time was especially enjoyable because I was blocking a freeway exit during rush hour. (Ford is trying to disavow responsibility because I didn't get towed to a Ford dealer the second time around, as if It was normal to expect Ford service to fail badly.)

I'm now very reluctant to drive the car on on a rainy day because apparently some parts of the 2002 Explorer's engine are made from spun sugar that will cost you about $700 if the come anywhere near water.

Posted by: Epobirs at May 25, 2016 03:38 AM (IdCqF)

600 Epobirs, I had to do both the Crank(x2) and Cams on my moms Chevy van. The cranks wern't too bad, and when I had it apart I said we should do the Cam, and the Power Steering Pump.. Dad said no.. just get it goin!

Well, less than a yr later the PSP failed, leaked fluid all over the cam sensor and so I had to take it all apart again and replace both the PSP and the Cam sensor, along with soldering in a new pigtail!

Geeze..

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 04:00 AM (R1ejq)

601 In his defense, he had already spent about $1000 or so on head gaskets and ignition systems, etc, so, I don't blame him that much, but for the extra $100 it would have cost... eh..

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 04:12 AM (R1ejq)

602 'Morning, horde.

Nice ONT, MisHum. Loved the grannies smoking pot for the first time. That was a far cry from "Reefer Madness".

Did not love Yoko. Have never loved Yoko. Will never love Yoko. The only word that comes to mind when I think of her is "Why?".

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2016 04:23 AM (C1m1U)

603 Jimi Hendrix was paid for a double set, one solo and one with his band.
Only ever knew 1 person who went to Woodstock, a old time co- worker went was a 13 year old or so.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 04:24 AM (3wHFl)

604 'Morning, Skip. Funny you only know one person who went to Woodstock. Seems like every one I meet claims to have been there.

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2016 04:28 AM (C1m1U)

605 Yoko was loaded and Lennon liked her money. Having two grandfathers who were bank presidents made up for her plain looks and non-entitiy status.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 25, 2016 04:55 AM (j8rhH)

606 Thanks, Buckeye. I did not know that. Explains a lot.

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2016 04:56 AM (C1m1U)

607 I was 14 and halfway across the country so I didn't get to Woodstock.
Probably a good thing.
At that age I would have been dumb enough to try the brown.

The most incredible era for music... and radio stations.

Posted by: teej at May 25, 2016 04:56 AM (ijopM)

608 Albuquerque riot might only be the start of a long summer, can't wait for the Philadelphia convention.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 04:56 AM (3wHFl)

609 Um...if you live anywhere near the Midwest it would behoove you to keep an eye on the radar today. A front that petered out overnight in eastern Nebraska has exploded in the last fifteen minutes. Batten down the hatches, gang.

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2016 04:58 AM (C1m1U)

610 I saw Albuquerque Riot open for Twisted Sister at a dive bar back in 1990...

And Jimi plaued Woodstock on my first bday, and of COURSE, I was THERE, MAN!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 04:59 AM (R1ejq)

611 *played, heh

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 04:59 AM (R1ejq)

612 Just for fun, the Upper Mississippi Valley radar loop...

http://tinyurl.com/68p55f

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2016 05:00 AM (C1m1U)

613 As a member of Tornado Alley, Good luck folks!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 05:03 AM (R1ejq)

614 I once heard that some of the "Sex Pistols" were actually Thatcher supporters. Don't recall who though.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 25, 2016 05:05 AM (j8rhH)

615 According to Gavin McGinnis, and others, self affiliated "Punks" most are at the least, libertarians, or full conservatives..

I think one of the Ramones wives recently said one of them was too..

and Joey secretly wanted a #1 hit too..

SCANDALOUS!! lol

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 05:08 AM (R1ejq)

616 I'll be in the middle of it all week creeper and Jarvis.
50th anniversary of the June 8, 1966 coming up too.
I'd find and put up a link for that one but fone,,, no,,, cheap fone.
S2 died and refuse to drop 5 bills on a new one.
No cable or internet but those savings justified a Taylor DN8 a few years ago so...

Posted by: teej at May 25, 2016 05:10 AM (ijopM)

617 When I use to have Sirius (had a falling out) Wilkow is good friends with the Ramones I think.

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 05:12 AM (3wHFl)

618 Sorry. 6/8/66 Topeka tornado.
Bing that will lead to photos and such.

Posted by: teej at May 25, 2016 05:12 AM (ijopM)

619 I saw it was a huge outbreak of Twisters..

S2 died? not sure there, but a Taylor is a great looking guitar! (*?)

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 05:13 AM (R1ejq)

620 I'm listening to Adam Carolla bitch about TFG's statement that "you're just lucky" Graduation speech"

Classic! lol

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 05:15 AM (R1ejq)

621 teej, take care!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 05:17 AM (R1ejq)

622 Good luck and stay safe horde

Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2016 05:21 AM (3wHFl)

623 Night Skip

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 05:22 AM (R1ejq)

624 My little town was wiped out by a tornado in 1860. Out of six hundred houses in town, five were left intact. Twenty-nine people died and seventy-six were injured. The town, which had been the county seat, never quite recovered. The county seat was moved five miles north to a smaller town which eventually overtook ours. We're just a bedroom community now.

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2016 05:23 AM (C1m1U)

625 I'll be fine Jarvis. God no let sharks hurt me.

Yeah. The Taylor is functionally an 800 series dreadnaught. Dialed back inlays and no pick guard that, for my taste, adds to looks.
Plays and sounds great.
Of course, it has more notes when someone like my front man plays it but I have fun with it.

Posted by: teej at May 25, 2016 05:24 AM (ijopM)

626 eh... that damn glowbull worming

CURSES!!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 05:25 AM (R1ejq)

627 teej, I hope you saw the drum jokes Chi posted.

Or maybe not...

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2016 05:26 AM (C1m1U)

628 I think one of the Ramones wives recently said one of them was too..

All of the original Ramones except Joey were righties, with the late Johnny Ramone the most conservative.

They flat-out endorsed Reagan during the 1980 election, and caught a ton of shit for it from the liberal press. Johnny's "Kill a Commie for Mommy" t-shirt really pissed them off.

Johnny almost quit the band over Joey's lame, cheap-shot anti-Reagan song "Bonzo Goes to Bitburg." He insisted on at least changing the title (to "My Brain is Hanging Upside Down") on later pressings.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 25, 2016 05:28 AM (HMt16)

629 Teej, HA! great! I have my moms early 70's Kay Classical, that had no pickguard, and of course, I tore it up with picks as a teen lol.

And of course, I make it sound pretty good, but when someone knows what they are doing, it sould AWESOME! lol

Even tho half the top soundbars have fallen out and it may collapse on itself, its STILL sounds great! lol

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 05:29 AM (R1ejq)

630 WWW ah good to know!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 05:30 AM (R1ejq)

631 Ouch creeper!
More lives lost in that one.
Topeka was a half mile wide F5 that was on the ground from the sw to ne corners of the city.
Total destruction in that path.

Posted by: teej at May 25, 2016 05:32 AM (ijopM)

632 629+ and the back is one of the nicest I've ever seen too!

Not sure what wood it is, but its got at least a dozen colors to it!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 05:32 AM (R1ejq)

633 631, hopefully Creeper wasnt home then.. *beer

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 05:33 AM (R1ejq)

634 teej, my sister and I drove through Topeka a year later. You could easily see the path of that storm. It was nothing short of horrendous.

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2016 05:34 AM (C1m1U)

635 Jarvis, it's 4:30 in the morning. Beer?

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2016 05:35 AM (C1m1U)

636 Never heard about any of the Sex Pistols being conservative (definitely not Johnny Rotten), but The Jam were Tories who were pro-Thatcher. And predictably, were hated by the larger punk community for it.

Unlike the Pistols, who had a bare handful of good songs and one album, The Jam had scads of terrific singles and albums.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 25, 2016 05:37 AM (HMt16)

637 Saw the Chi jokes. Heard em all before.
It's okay. I tell em myself at times.
Me, I'm like a poor man's, make that an extremely poor man's, Jimmy Fadden.
And I do okay with the Taylor. Like the man said, I'm a helluva lot better on guitar than he is on drums.
I'm lucky to be playing with both of them.
Need to focus on coffee and getting ready to head for work.
Have a good one.

Posted by: teej at May 25, 2016 05:39 AM (ijopM)

638 lol Creeper. I started late, some start at 5 etc lol

It was really just a better choice than the lame emogis that Pixy has lol.

WW yeah, didnt the Pistols have a Thatcher hate song?

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 05:40 AM (R1ejq)

639 So I took the old dog camping for a couple of nights. Now she's pissed. Does not want to be home. Wants to be paddling around in the pond through the seaweed. It's the only time she's comfortable...with the weight off her hips. It's hell watching them heading down the home stretch.

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2016 05:42 AM (C1m1U)

640 Awww... Retriever?

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 05:43 AM (R1ejq)

641 Standard Poodle...my third. She turned fifteen in November. Neither of the others made it to fourteen.

She has a pedigree a mile long and the soul of a junkyard dog.

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2016 05:47 AM (C1m1U)

642 AWWW PUPPY!!

I had a pair of Miniature poodles and they were the smartest dogs we ever had.. Chocolate Lab was second, but was of course the most water loving..

Sorry with its pains, best of luck

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 05:52 AM (R1ejq)

643 Good Morning Morons. Today is Wednesday, May 25, 2016. On this day in 1895 the Victorian era playwright, poet, and novelist Oscar Wilde was convicted of "committing acts of gross indecency with other male persons" and sentenced to serve two years in prison. After getting out of prison he left England never to return.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 05:55 AM (vvmPQ)

644 Anti-Trump Hispanic rioters injure police in NM. These are probably the same traveling commie nuts financed by George Soros. When is the corrupt AG going to do like some of the European countries and prosecute this international criminal?


http://fxn.ws/1WNJSkd

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 05:55 AM (vvmPQ)

645 Rumor has it that a lot of Democrats want to shit-can Wasserman Shultz before the Democrat convention.


http://fxn.ws/1XvZg3J

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 05:56 AM (vvmPQ)

646 NY AG suing Domino's for shit its franchises have allegedly done. Must be an election coming up.


http://bit.ly/1XvH0HR

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 05:56 AM (vvmPQ)

647 Trump easily wins WA, however the Republican Party has already assigned 40 of 41 delegates to Cruz. But their rules sau the delegates are bound by the primary on the first vote so nobody knows what will happen.


http://fxn.ws/1szxUhq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 05:56 AM (vvmPQ)

648 ISIS destroys 4 Russian attack helicopters in Syria.


http://fxn.ws/1TKzcRb

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)

649 Republicans are making their case for impeaching the corrupt head of the IRS for foot-dragging, lying, and other infamous crimes and felonies related to targeting conservatives. They do not have the support of a lot of Republicans and no Democrat is on their side. Of course not, these are not impeachable offenses for a Democrat, they are normal activities.


http://fxn.ws/1s8RGjS

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)

650 Obama already laying the groundwork for becoming another mouthy SOB just like Jimmy Peanut. He plans on staying in DC once his reign of terror is over.


http://fxn.ws/1qIwv6W

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)

651 GA town forced to remove Memorial Day crosses honoring the dead soldiers from the town. Most likely the work of one of those militant atheists that can not stand the sight of anything religious.


http://fxn.ws/20zdYWR

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 05:57 AM (vvmPQ)

652 The current corrupt AG has said the feds will hold their own separate trial of the Charleston shooter and will seek the death penalty. The law she is crediting the trial on specifically says that it is not to be invoked unless the State is taking no action. But since when is anyone in this regime cared a whit about what the law says? The actual US code:


(b) Certification Requirement.

(1)In general. No prosecution of any offense described in this subsection may be undertaken by the United States, except under the certification in writing of the Attorney General, or a designee, that:

A) the State does not have jurisdiction;

(B) the State has requested that the Federal Government assume jurisdiction;

(C) the verdict or sentence obtained pursuant to State charges left demonstratively unvindicated the Federal interest in eradicating bias-motivated violence; or

(D) a prosecution by the United States is in the public interest and necessary to secure substantial justice.



The feds meet none of the above criteria. SC long ago stated they are seeking the death penalty. This is expensive taxpayer funded grandstanding to help the Democrat Party.


http://fxn.ws/1RphoVK

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)

653 Mom charged with "child abuse" for letting her 11 year old son drive a golf cart on the road. In actuality she should have been charged with public drunk in addition to mouthing off at the cop who was trying to explain the NC law to her and her husband.


http://fxn.ws/1U8fURp

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)

654 HI asshole (Democrat BIRM) wants to pass a bill that would require all gun owners in HI be placed in a Federal registry.


http://fxn.ws/1szyRX7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 05:58 AM (vvmPQ)

655 644 Headline: TRUMP supporters injure faces on innocent Hispanic knuckles!

Police overreact!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 05:59 AM (R1ejq)

656 Obama is "flooding the zone" on moving in those fake Syrian refugees.


Officials insist they are moving faster because of improvements in screening and say they are still running all the traps on applicants.


A typical Obamanite lie; everyone with even half a brain knows that these so-called refugees can not be vetted. Yet none of the MFM press asks the simple questions. But what about your lies Mr Obama?


http://bit.ly/1TwXmQR

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)

657 Remember the "compromise" the Republican leadership made with Democrats to pass motor voter? If you don't it was that the law included the requirement to purge the voting rolls of people who were no longer eligible to vote every four years. Well, we got motor voter but the purging never occurs in blue States like CA where dead people regularly vote.


http://bit.ly/1TDnC96

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)

658 A repeat and vexatious lawfare atheist loses one case too many after losing a case he brought against a church. The court ordered him to NEVER bring another lawsuit. And yes, the tort system in the US has been broken for a long time.


http://bit.ly/1XTXwBZ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 05:59 AM (vvmPQ)

659 Not so fast on saying that PR bailout bill being pushed by RINO Ryan does not include any federal money. Nobody really knows what the bill contains because nobody has actually read it.


http://bit.ly/1RpmgKL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)

660 Another case of IRS foot-dragging. They will have to answer congress for illegally using civil forfeiture laws to illegally seize money from people and are not returning it even when ordered to do so.


http://dailysign.al/1RpmAsN

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)

661 Ramirez


http://bit.ly/1qd89lF


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 06:00 AM (vvmPQ)

662 on this day 400 years ago it was two days after shakespeare's death. christie's is marking the occasion with a sale of the first, second, third and fourth folios.
the online catalogue has a great history of each publication. they're rare and perhaps the greatest single work in english (with the king james bible - pick 'em). worth a read.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 25, 2016 06:03 AM (WTSFk)

663 "nobody knows what will happen"

Pretty much sums it up. Thanks for the news, Vic. Great coverage.

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2016 06:03 AM (C1m1U)

664 ... the shakespeare folio sale is today at 3:00 london time. you figure it out.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 25, 2016 06:05 AM (WTSFk)

665 Five hours later than here (CDT).

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2016 06:07 AM (C1m1U)

666 I had the original Fiend Folio back in the day.. I traded it for a complete Greyhawk set!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 06:08 AM (R1ejq)

667 The sidebar says it all: failing to let Democrat vote fraud continue unabated is "unconstitutional". Executive rule, the administration passing its own law (including taxes), now, that's fine. But slightly inhibiting vote fraud is a big no-no.

That fine ruling comes to us from George Voinovich's former sidekick, now a federal judge with a damn lifetime appointment. Hence, Trump.

Posted by: MTF at May 25, 2016 06:08 AM (/m8T6)

668 Sonny gun...that radar looks worse by the minute.

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2016 06:08 AM (C1m1U)

669 667 That fine ruling comes to us from George Voinovich's
former sidekick, now a federal judge with a damn lifetime appointment.
Hence, Trump.

Posted by: MTF at May 25, 2016 06:08 AM (/m8T6)

Republicans always roll over for appointment of far left communist judges. I am surprised that they haven't set a new precedent and allowed Obama to appoint a late term SCOTUS liberal. There are many RINOs who were ready to roll over on that one too.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 06:13 AM (vvmPQ)

670 On my radar, it only looks like a lil part of MO is in a tornado watch..

But winds and hail etc can still F stuff up!

Be safe all!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 06:15 AM (R1ejq)

671 This out of control federal judiciary is what my version of an Art V convention would address. I would remove ALL appointments of federal judges from the DC corrupto-crats. And I would make them subject to a recall election by those in their responsible districts.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 06:16 AM (vvmPQ)

672 Thanks for the early news roundup Vic.

Good Morning Daywalkers!

Posted by: Gmac- All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war. at May 25, 2016 06:16 AM (4pjhs)

673 671 yes, but you are sane, and want representation.

We didn't elect like minded folks for some reason

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 06:18 AM (R1ejq)

674 653 Mom charged with "child abuse" for letting her 11 year old son drive a golf cart on the road. In actuality she should have been charged with public drunk in addition to mouthing off at the cop who was trying to explain the NC law to her and her husband.
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I couldn't disagree more Vic, based on the stories I've read so far. This same police force is trying to fire four other officers for sexual harassment of citizens and town staff, so their record isn't good (by the way, now many cops does a village of less than 7,000 at peak need?!). Next, the story the woman tells is essentially unchallenged by the town. Her claims of being assaulted are on video. There is ZERO evidence she was drunk.

The cops appear to be making it up as they go along on this one and the town attorney has clammed up tight, citing "possible litigation". As I said yesterday when we were talking about this story, I'm betting these lousy beach cops have set their town up to write a large check to the Malls.

Posted by: MTF at May 25, 2016 06:20 AM (/m8T6)

675 Good Morning Everyone. Hope all is well. The Urban Mining has been a lot more successful than I could have imagined.

These koolege kidz throw away everything.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Busy...Busy...Busy! at May 25, 2016 06:21 AM (WVsWD)

676 673
671 yes, but you are sane, and want representation.



We didn't elect like minded folks for some reason

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 06:18 AM (R1ejq)

LIVs always blame "the other guys" representatives, but really love their own. How does that work out again?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 06:21 AM (vvmPQ)

677 674 The cops appear to be making it up as they go along
on this one and the town attorney has clammed up tight, citing "possible
litigation". As I said yesterday when we were talking about this
story, I'm betting these lousy beach cops have set their town up to
write a large check to the Malls.

Posted by: MTF at May 25, 2016 06:20 AM (/m8T6)

This is the only story I have seen on this. Do you have any other news links?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 06:22 AM (vvmPQ)

678 At least there were no skin pics of Yoko. Thanks for small favors.

I guess.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Busy...Busy...Busy! at May 25, 2016 06:22 AM (WVsWD)

679 669 I am surprised that they haven't set a new precedent and allowed Obama to appoint a late term SCOTUS liberal. There are many RINOs who were ready to roll over on that one too.
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This. I am betting McConnell fully intends to vote the guy in right after the election (and probably told the President that's what he intends), regardless of who gets elected, and that is why Obama seems so sanguine about the nomination.

Posted by: MTF at May 25, 2016 06:24 AM (/m8T6)

680 Bald Head has no cars allowed. Are the roads still "roads"? Is the state law no kids under 16 can drive a golf cart legit there? I still think the woman was bitchy.

Posted by: NCKate at May 25, 2016 06:29 AM (IZFV4)

681 G'mornin' Horde !

Thanks, Vic !

Still mystified why not reading bills under consideration is considered acceptable.

67 degrees, cloudy, light airs, waiting for coffee-water to boil.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez_and_the_dogs at May 25, 2016 06:29 AM (gUoN4)

682 677 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 06:22 AM (vvmPQ)
--------------------------------------------

There was a Reason link thrown out yesterday (on the sidebar maybe??), leading to a couple of wire reports (I recall Orlando Sentinel and a Charlotte Observer stories). The video was at the Observer story I think...

Anyway, I remember thinking "what the hell is a cop doing stopping a golf cart being driven under the supervision of parents?". They were on a beach town road commonly used by golf carts. It's none of his damn business. I guess there is a rule saying you have to have a drivers license to operate the cart, which probably makes every parent on that island a criminal at some point, I guess, but the way this story proceeded looked like the three stooges were in charge.

Posted by: MTF at May 25, 2016 06:32 AM (/m8T6)

683 Good morning.

eww




Posted by: Mortimer at May 25, 2016 06:32 AM (8pNhK)

684 lol the County I live in just recently said Golf Carts were ok on Lake roads..

The TV Anchor said "I didnt even know they were illegal, I see them all the time!"

Heh..

What isn't Illegal will be mandatory!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 06:35 AM (R1ejq)

685 I have been to that part of NC many times to the town of Southport and have never heard any local gossip about the town of Bald Head or the island. But I do find it odd that a community of only a few hundred people has 25 cops. They must have a "huge" population expansion during tourist season and somehow justify a permanent force of 25????

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 06:35 AM (vvmPQ)

686 BTW, here in this county in SC it is legal to drive golf carts on the local roads. But not on highways.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 06:38 AM (vvmPQ)

687 664 ... the shakespeare folio sale is today at 3:00 london time.
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A book collector friend of mine told me "these aren't really so rare". Of course I have no idea what that means. What is "rare"? Ten? A hundred? To me a nearly five hundred year old book is rare almost by definition...

Posted by: MTF at May 25, 2016 06:38 AM (/m8T6)

688 Officials insist they are moving faster because of improvements in screening



Bigger holes are "improvements in screening" .


Posted by: a mosquito at May 25, 2016 06:39 AM (8pNhK)

689 Looks like tornado warnings expired..
So we got that goin for us...

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 06:41 AM (R1ejq)

690 Vic, Thanks for the headlines and links every day. Honest to God, I get more timely and accurate and pertinent (non-crap) news on AOSHQ than anywhere else.

Posted by: JTB at May 25, 2016 06:41 AM (V+03K)

691 Sorry if I seem overly prickly on the subject of beach cops. As you might imagine, there is some personal history there, especially if this story concerned temporary, seasonal ones who probably couldn't pass ninth grade algebra.

Posted by: MTF at May 25, 2016 06:41 AM (/m8T6)

692 We had a small town located to the South of me on a busy State highway. They has a bad reputation of setting speed traps and other abuses of the law including false charges. Most people they hit simply settled and moved on. That is until the punishment both in fines and insurance costs for DUI went through the roof.


They made the mistake of popping a State Senator's son for a phony DUI charge and jailing him. Shortly after he paid his exorbitant fine the town was raided by SLED and everyone of those corrupt cops was fired.


A few years ago the town filed for bankruptcy.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 06:45 AM (vvmPQ)

693 MTF dont worry, I and may others were railroaded by cops.

I cant say MOST, but MANY want to do right, but SOME seem to want to F with people because they can..

Heh,,

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 06:45 AM (R1ejq)

694 660 Another case of IRS foot-dragging.
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I don't get how "civil forfeiture" is legal. I guess my definition of an "unreasonable" seizure is different than the court approved definition. You would think it's a fourth amendment violation, plain and simple.

Posted by: MTF at May 25, 2016 06:46 AM (/m8T6)

695 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 06:47 AM (Ozsfq)

696 Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 06:45 AM (R1ejq)
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I agree, cops are generally pretty good people doing a very tough job.

Posted by: MTF at May 25, 2016 06:47 AM (/m8T6)

697 >>>>GA town forced to remove Memorial Day crosses honoring the dead soldiers
from the town. Most likely the work of one of those militant atheists
that can not stand the sight of anything religious.
.
.
.
.The people who run around and make these lawsuits are most definitely some of the most bitter, angry and lonely people I have ever come across. They are empty and uncaring about almost anything and usually have zero relationships with other people. That is why they get all up in arms about crosses and the like, it is because they want other people to feel as bad as they do.

Oddly enough, they never bitch about anything islamic. So they aren't completely stupid.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2016 06:48 AM (iONHu)

698 Thank you Vic. Great links. And thought provoking.

Today's America is not the America I signed up to defend.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 25, 2016 06:49 AM (u82oZ)

699 Lots of Wind and Hail warnings still out.. sorry to dismiss the storms since tornado warnings expired.

Good luck folks!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 06:50 AM (R1ejq)

700 By the way, Vic, thank you very much for the hard work of collecting and posting links every morning. As I said a few years back when the LA Times was bankrupt and for sale, we should put together a GoFundMe for you to buy it. Not only would expert news curation make that paper lots more interesting in a hurry, we'd also finally hear the Khalidi tape!

Posted by: MTF at May 25, 2016 06:51 AM (/m8T6)

701 The State Department admitted 80 Syrian refugees on Tuesday and 225 on Monday, setting a single-day record, as President Obama tries to meet his target of 10,000 approvals this year renewing fears among security analysts who say the administration is cutting corners to meet a political goal.

Drudge

Hold onto your asses these last 7 months

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 06:52 AM (Ozsfq)

702 I watched a bit of the protesters swarming the fence at the Trump
rally in Albuquerque.
Looked like a rehearsal of a Walking Dead episode.
I should just call them Soros' walkers.

Posted by: @votermom at May 25, 2016 06:52 AM (7lVbc)

703 694 I don't get how "civil forfeiture" is legal. I guess
my definition of an "unreasonable" seizure is different than the court
approved definition. You would think it's a fourth amendment violation,
plain and simple.

Posted by: MTF at May 25, 2016 06:46 AM (/m8T6)

SCOTUS has only ruled on one case involving civil forfeiture. They said that it was constitutional, however, that case involved forfeiture AFTER conviction. Usually what happens is that after they illegally seize the assets if the individual gets a lawyer and sues, they give it back. Or at least part of it back but it costs the person who had it seized a bunch of money to fight them. They know that if they go to court they will lose and lose the ability to take assets in the future.


It is one of the most abused laws in the country. Congress has also been very slow to push elimination of this crap as well. It doesn't cost them any skin off their back.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 06:52 AM (vvmPQ)

704 A naive XGF took her Boyfriend to this house he told her was a friends and he was going to give him a TV for money owed.. He went around back, and came out with it and a few other things..

Well, of course he stole the items, but SHE was charged as an accomplice even tho I can testify she was gullible enough to believe that asshole..

Anyway, they took her car because it was involved in a crime, even tho she had no idea it was occurring or would have benefited in it..

This was in the early 90s too! so I can only imagine how far they stretch that law for themselves

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 07:00 AM (R1ejq)

705 @628 WhatWhatWhat?

That brings a big smile to my face.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at May 25, 2016 07:02 AM (j8rhH)

706 Most likely the work of one of those militant atheists that can not stand the sight of anything religious.


My hometown had a run in with Freedom From Religion jackasses. There is a big white cross representing war dead in the city park they objected to. The city sold a 20 by 20 ft parcel, including the cross, to a local church whose parishioners donated the cross to begin with. Now, the cross isn't on city land anymore, but the FFR is "investigating" the sale of the property because they fear it didn't go through the proper bidding process. Ummm, if the local taxpayers aren't mad about it, they should piss off.

Posted by: no good deed at May 25, 2016 07:04 AM (9nt94)

707 I'm depressed we do not get good Tornado Alley weather here in Montana...

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 07:07 AM (g8Hfr)

708 The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) sued a private business for sex discrimination and harassment after a male employee who announced he was switching genders to become a woman was barred from using the womens restroom and was referred to with male pronouns by his coworkers.

Deluxe Financial Services, a Minnesota-based company that helps small businesses with marketing, denied that it violated any anti-discrimination laws but agreed to settle the case for $115,000 in order to avoid further costs of litigation, according to the settlement agreement.



Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 07:07 AM (Ozsfq)

709 Hey, you get the Dental Floss Tycoons!

Don't complain about lack of Twisters!!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 07:09 AM (R1ejq)

710 697 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 25, 2016 06:48 AM (iONHu)

They aren't completely honorable GWS....

if they are offended by the mere sight of faith Jihadi Jim has big clues...

no they are simply picking on the gentler faiths.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 07:10 AM (g8Hfr)

711 708 Deluxe Financial Services, a Minnesota-based company
that helps small businesses with marketing, denied that it violated any
anti-discrimination laws but agreed to settle the case for $115,000 in
order to avoid further costs of litigation, according to the settlement
agreement.









Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 07:07 AM (Ozsfq)

This is the kind of shit that is killing us. Illegal lawfare pure and simple. This should have been an open and shut case since the federal law they reference plainly states that they can legally discriminate based on sex to segregate bathrooms between male and female.
The company should not have surrendered to this illegal Obamanite extortion using taxpayer money.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 07:10 AM (vvmPQ)

712 "I don't get how "civil forfeiture" is legal."

Judges get part of the vig.

Modern judges started off as lawyers and politicians. Evil of Government licensing.
Organized theft by Government agents.

Current set-up has a massive conflict-of-interest built in. Don't worry. God is finishing up the reset button even as I type. We are near the end of this era. God hears prayers. That is why the attack on Christianity. Assholes don't want people to pray.

A way to destroy islam is to trick the believers into praying that evil is destroyed in the world.

Posted by: huh? at May 25, 2016 07:12 AM (jN+3o)

713 Phew! This thread is rotten. Time for a new one.

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2016 07:12 AM (C1m1U)

714 Sorry, huh?. That wasn't aimed at you.

Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2016 07:13 AM (C1m1U)

715 708 *facepalm

A local superintendent said they would stay by the "born with" rules, and so the local news got a Trans student to opine..

Ze said "I can't believe he is saying there have been no problems ever in the district! When I was going to school, I'd use the other restroom and I'd get looks like "you arent supposed to be there!"..

THAT was the extent of ZE's discrimination!!! LOOKS!???

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 07:14 AM (R1ejq)

716 "The company should not have surrendered to this illegal Obamanite extortion using taxpayer money. "

At some point the company sold-its-soul to the Government. Now they dance to the tunes of others.

Chick fil A didn't. They are doing quite well. I can't eat there because the lines are too long and it's too crowded.

Posted by: huh? at May 25, 2016 07:16 AM (j2xmV)

717 682 677 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 25, 2016 06:22 AM (vvmPQ)
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There was a Reason link thrown out yesterday (on the sidebar maybe??), leading to a couple of wire reports (I recall Orlando Sentinel and a Charlotte Observer stories). The video was at the Observer story I think...

Anyway, I remember thinking "what the hell is a cop doing stopping a golf cart being driven under the supervision of parents?". They were on a beach town road commonly used by golf carts. It's none of his damn business. I guess there is a rule saying you have to have a drivers license to operate the cart, which probably makes every parent on that island a criminal at some point, I guess, but the way this story proceeded looked like the three stooges were in charge.
Posted by: MTF at May 25, 2016 06:32 AM (/m8T6)

I saw the Reason link. There was no actual evidence of intoxication and the case was dismissed when the cop failed to show up, which suggests to me he was full of shit from the get go, and was just out to prove that he had the biggest swinging dick around and these people better by-God recognize it.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 25, 2016 07:17 AM (0mRoj)

718
LIVs always blame "the other guys" representatives, but really love their own. How does that work out again?


Well, I live in MA, so every one of my reps, up to and including the RINO governor, is an out-and-out asshole as far as I'm concerned. I rather like the suggestion I saw by an Althouse (yes, I know) commenter that every "public servant" should be required on a daily basis to explain why they shouldn't be swinging from the nearest lamppost.

Now, for a picture. I happen to be listening to the audio book version of Tinseltown, a book about the murder of silent director William Desmond Taylor, and am at the point where the film colony is mourning the death of starlet Olive Thomas, who (as I'm sure you've figured out by now) was a former Ziegfeld girl. Here she is in a full-page spread from the New York Tribune of August 1, 1915:

http://goo.gl/o8tJrt

You'll note it says she's appearing in the Follies at the New Amsterdam Theatre. The NA features portraits of Ziggy's girls in its lobby and Thomas' unhappy ghost is said to still haunt the house.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 25, 2016 07:19 AM (X6fMO)

719 WTF is with the George Takei drag pics?

Posted by: Donald Trump's Checkbook at May 25, 2016 07:20 AM (uz/Pv)

720 @701

Which is a neat trick seeing there is no provison of law or monies provided by congress other than the idiotic US reseltement program which has specific caps which the administraton has blown through. I bet some of the extra walking around money that McConnel gave the SCOAMF is being used here.

We need to execute a decapitation strike again that fucking clown and that other putz Paul "#Toyally CON-servative" Ryan.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 25, 2016 07:20 AM (Melsq)

721 @701

Which is a neat trick seeing there is no provison of law or monies provided by congress other than the idiotic US reseltement program which has specific caps which the administraton has blown through. I bet some of the extra walking around money that McConnel gave the SCOAMF is being used here.

We need to execute a decapitation strike again that fucking clown and that other putz Paul "#Toyally CON-servative" Ryan.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 25, 2016 07:21 AM (Melsq)

722 Jeepers.

Awesome ONT content indicates I missed my raison de'etre, or some such fancy shit.

I denounce myself and will now slink off to that damp spot under the rock.

.

Posted by: Love Hertz at May 25, 2016 07:22 AM (no0Da)

723
We need to execute a decapitation strike again that fucking clown and that other putz Paul "#Toyally CON-servative" Ryan.


The most evil man in Washington is Mitch McConnell. The others are what they are, but he's supposed to be the opposite, and he does it anyway.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Checkbook at May 25, 2016 07:22 AM (uz/Pv)

724 719 Posted by: Donald Trump's Checkbook at May 25, 2016 07:20 AM (uz/Pv)

Maet's coming home *soon.*

Winter is coming.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 07:23 AM (g8Hfr)

725 so after a nightmare filled evening I log on and *bam* George Takei is till there.

Posted by: sven10077 at May 25, 2016 07:27 AM (g8Hfr)

726 Don't look at me! I didn't vote for Xe!!

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 07:28 AM (R1ejq)

727 Speaking of the Beatles convo above, I still laugh when Craig Ferguson says he LUVs Angela Lansburry and shows a Pic of the Paul McCartney (clone)

Posted by: JarvisW at May 25, 2016 07:37 AM (R1ejq)

728 Hot Gas has a poll showing Trump at 35, Hillary! at 38 and...Johnson at 10.
I knew we'd find a way to lose. Again. How much $$ will Soros et al pour into Johnson's campaign?
I just want a reach around this time.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 25, 2016 07:51 AM (SeD0w)

729 The State Department admitted 80 Syrian refugees on Tuesday and 225 on Monday, setting a single-day record, as President Obama tries to meet his target of 10,000 approvals this year renewing fears among security analysts who say the administration is cutting corners to meet a political goal.

Drudge

Hold onto your asses these last 7 months

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 25, 2016 06:52 AM (Ozsfq)



I'm so glad that we have 3 branches of government with 2 of them cowering in fear of the Executive who does whatever in the hell he wants to do. I guess it's good to be the queen

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 25, 2016 08:00 AM (45oDG)

730 Great links today on VNN, Vic. Daunting times.

Posted by: Kate58 at May 25, 2016 08:17 AM (oLZsm)

731 Yuck. You owe us one.

Tonight's ONT should be Barbara Bach. It's only fair.

Posted by: George LeS at May 25, 2016 11:03 AM (iqTN2)

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