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Overnight Open Thread (4-27-2016)
Quote of the Day I - Because Attackers Like Have Rights Man Edition
The main problem with the notion of self-defense is it imposes on justice, for everyone has the right for a fair trial. Therefore, using a firearm to defend oneself is not legal because if the attacker is killed, he or she is devoid of his or her rights.
-- Justin Cormi in the Huffington Post which apparently does not have a drug testing policy
In June 1893, nine cowboys raced across a thousand miles of American prairie to the Chicago World's Fair. For two weeks they thundered past angry sheriffs, governors, and Humane Society inspectors intent on halting their race. Waiting for them at the finish line was Buffalo Bill Cody, who had set up his Wild West Show right next to the World's Fair that had refused to allow his exhibition at the fair.The Great Cowboy Race occurred at a pivotal moment in our nation's history: many believed the frontier was settled and the West was no more. The Chicago World's Fair represented the triumph of modernity and the end of the cowboy age. Except no one told the cowboys. Racing toward Buffalo Bill Cody and the gold-plated Colt revolver he promised to the first to reach his arena, nine men went on a Wild West stampede from tiny Chadron, Nebraska, to bustling Chicago. But at the first thud of hooves pounding on Chicago's brick pavement, the race devolved into chaos. Some of the cowboys shipped their horses part of the way by rail, or hired private buggies. One had the unfair advantage of having helped plan the route map in the first place. It took three days, numerous allegations, and a good old Western showdown to sort out who was first to Chicago, and who won the Great Cowboy Race.
-- from a review of American Endurance: The Great Cowboy Race and the Vanishing Wild West
We're told although Prince hired and fired a slew of professionals, his most trusted advisers were "beautiful, 20-something women, all models with no experience in anything." It caused chaos in his life ... especially in the financial department.
-- from a TMZ article on Prince's lack of a will
Quote of the Day IV - Superfluous Masculinity Edition
The Turner prize-winning artist has turned his sights on the survivalist [Bear Grylls] and his exceptionally rugged version of masculinity, arguing that it isn't fit for the 21st century. "He celebrates a masculinity that is useless," [Grayson ] Perry said. Perry said that the masculine ideal presented by shows such as The Island, in which Grylls is currently putting a third group of hapless contestants through survivalist hell, is making it harder for men to successfully negotiate modern life. "Men might be good at taking the risk of stabbing someone or driving a car very fast, but when it comes to opening up, men are useless," Perry told the Radio Times in an interview to promote his new series, All Man.
Note that Grayson Perry's interests include pottery, writing, opening up emotionally along with the occasional transvestism.
Security Guards Stop Kids From Singing The National Anthem At the 9/11 Memorial
Because the rules say that you must have a required $35 permit to be allowed to sing at the site. Otherwise the terrorists have won.
New Feminist Factoid: Female Soccer Players Only Get Paid 60% of What Male Players Do
Status: False.
But data released last week by the U.S. Soccer Federation show that the top women's players make nearly as much as the highest-paid men's players. Since 2008, six national-team men and six women have earned more than $1 million from the Federation. And according to ESPN, 14 of the 25 highest-earning national-team players over the past four years have been women, whose compensation averaged $695,269. That's 2.2% below the average for men. Women also receive benefits that men don't, including maternity leave and severance pay if they get cut from the team. Women get paid if they're sidelined with an injury; men don't.Women on the U.S. national soccer teams aren't paid less than men. They're paid differently because the collective-bargaining agreements they have negotiated emphasize income- and job-security. Women players earn annual salaries of $72,000; the men get paid by how many games they play. The men's roster is more fluid, and the head coach can call players to camp for one game.
Nearly 50 men's players appeared in games for the U.S. national squad last year, but only three played more than 13 games. The women's team fields about half as many players.
Venezuela Now Too Poor to Pay for Its Money
Venezuela to Adopt a Two-Day Workweek
Soon to be followed by a zero-day workweek and a seven-day famine-week.
Fun fact: Venezuela has the world's largest proven oil reserves.
Apocalypse Watch: Labiaplasty is the Hot New Teen Girl Trend
So many teenagers are seeking cosmetic surgery to trim or shape the external genitalia that the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists issued guidance from its Committee on Adolescent Health Care to doctors last week, urging them to teach and to reassure patients, suggest alternatives to surgery that may alleviate discomfort, and screen them for a psychiatric disorder that causes obsession about perceived physical defects.
White House, New York Times Finally Admit That Yes Obama Did Return Churchill's Bust Back in 2009
A Modest Proposal: Let's Bring Back Dueling
When It Absolutely Positively Has To Be There Within the Hour
Call up the Royal Norwegian Air Force and ask about their special F-16 delivery option.
Team Bowie vs. Team Prince Bike Event to be Retired After This Year
Why You Don't Let Your Teenager Drive Your BMW M3
"Do Not Open Until The War is Over"
So We're Talking About a Chub-o-meter Right?
Crucially, though, all prior research has utilized explicit reports of satisfaction, which reflect deliberative processes that may override the more automatic implications of phylogenetically older evolved preferences. Accordingly, capturing the implications of sexual frequency for relationship evaluations may require implicit measurements that bypass deliberative reasoning. Consistent with this idea, one cross-sectional and one 3-year study of newlywed couples revealed a positive association between sexual frequency and automatic partner evaluations but not explicit satisfaction. These findings highlight the importance of automatic measurements to understanding interpersonal relationships.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:00 PM (qAJ0V)
Posted by: Backtoga at April 27, 2016 11:01 PM (/22Vh)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:01 PM (qAJ0V)
Previously, a handy-dandy table of privilege and oppression which laid out a plethora of categories to decide if you are a "non-targeted oppressor" or one of the "targeted oppressed". Turns out that that table was but one of many "Social Justice" handouts.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11538
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 27, 2016 11:01 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:02 PM (qAJ0V)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 27, 2016 11:02 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 27, 2016 11:03 PM (jVvcc)
Posted by: Rick C at April 27, 2016 11:04 PM (FvJAK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:04 PM (qAJ0V)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:01 PM (qAJ0V)
Maybe the tentacle porn isn't just a fantasy and carrying chainsaws is the only way for her to be safe.
Or it just keeps the creepy people who watch tentacle porn away. Which may be a win-win for her and also explain Japan's plummeting birth rate.
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 27, 2016 11:05 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:05 PM (qAJ0V)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 27, 2016 11:06 PM (rJUlF)
And ditto the Norwegian F-16 delivery. Just glad they didn't just strap it to a JDAM and drop it from 10,000 ft.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 27, 2016 11:06 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 11:08 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 11:08 PM (k4M/B)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 27, 2016 11:10 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at April 27, 2016 11:10 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Mr. Magoo at April 27, 2016 11:10 PM (nckx1)
Posted by: Backtoga at April 27, 2016 11:11 PM (/22Vh)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:11 PM (qAJ0V)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 27, 2016 11:11 PM (EzgxV)
Bloody Hell!
First the axe, now the chain saw, when will it bloody end?!?
Posted by: Eugene ... at April 27, 2016 11:11 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:12 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 27, 2016 11:12 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 27, 2016 11:12 PM (YLidQ)
Justin Cormi may you never be assaulted or worse. That was the dumbest thing I've heard today
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
He evidently wants the US to be like the UK where you receive a harsher sentence than your assailant if you fight back.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 11:12 PM (k4M/B)
attacker is killed, he or she is devoid of his or her rights.
By choice.
And the rights of the victims, who is looking out for those, Justin?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2016 11:13 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:13 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 11:13 PM (etV2e)
Posted by: Blano at April 27, 2016 11:13 PM (heN73)
Dammit. This looks like math. WTH are you thinking! ?
Posted by: tbodie at April 27, 2016 11:13 PM (ZjHNW)
Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 27, 2016 11:13 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:14 PM (qAJ0V)
Posted by: Lizzy
The Medical Examiner
Posted by: Aviator at April 27, 2016 11:14 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
On the contrary. I pray scum like him get pummeled to within an inch of their sad, pathetic, worthless lives.
Posted by: Blano at April 27, 2016 11:14 PM (heN73)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 27, 2016 11:15 PM (r9m+B)
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 11:13 PM (etV2e)
May it be so for all eternity, Amen
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 27, 2016 11:15 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:15 PM (qAJ0V)
Posted by: Michael at April 27, 2016 11:15 PM (KClXw)
We're gonna need more lawyers.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 27, 2016 11:16 PM (m2AIE)
-Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at April 27, 2016 11:13 PM (Ojki1)
That was Burt Reynolds and Frank Sinatra.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:16 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:15 PM (qAJ0V)
'Bout the same here. Living my own little Groundhog Day lately.
Although I am thinking about taking a little vaca to Mississippi to , you know, support my fellow flyover country heathen.
Posted by: Blano at April 27, 2016 11:17 PM (heN73)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-lLHmNcV1c
Posted by: barbarausa at April 27, 2016 11:17 PM (h3IJ6)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2016 11:17 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Geddy Lee at April 27, 2016 11:17 PM (nckx1)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at April 27, 2016 11:18 PM (BS8yt)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:18 PM (qAJ0V)
Dueling, eh? Has rules, you say? Like political conventions have rules? Negotiated rules, like laws only what would be the penalty for violating the rules of dueling?
The rules are "living." Like Fizzbin.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 11:18 PM (k4M/B)
...because B.C. has been absent.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:18 PM (OQ9R7)
attacker is killed, he or she is devoid of his or her rights.
****
They were given their right to assisted suicide.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 27, 2016 11:18 PM (z+4T3)
Posted by: Kilroyda at April 27, 2016 11:18 PM (sOhww)
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 11:19 PM (etV2e)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:20 PM (qAJ0V)
Posted by: otho at April 27, 2016 11:20 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 11:13 PM (etV2e)
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Closer look at that cartoon?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2016 11:21 PM (EZebt)
Has anyone ported a phone number to a service like OOMA or Vonage? I'm trying to get a phone number out of ComCast hell to get to my new provider (Charter) and can't go straight from ComCast to Charter. They suggested "someone like" OOMA or Vonage, HTH do you actually do something like this?
Posted by: Steck at April 27, 2016 11:22 PM (5i94q)
It's Shakespeare's lack of emotional content that I find most appalling.
Posted by: Random comment from nowhere at April 27, 2016 11:22 PM (J3UIw)
car very fast, but when it comes to opening up, men are useless,"
Uh, speak for yourself, buddy. That's not true for men I know, but then again, I don't know any prize-winning artists whose interests include pottery, writing, opening up emotionally along with the occasional transvestism.
His caricature of men is as bad as any feminist blogger or Cosmo.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2016 11:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:01 PM (qAJ0V)
Word.
Posted by: Tentacle Monster at April 27, 2016 11:22 PM (vBeA5)
Let me look it up. It was a race of a horse against an engine.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:23 PM (qAJ0V)
Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at April 27, 2016 11:24 PM (nckx1)
Has anyone ported a phone number to a service like OOMA or Vonage? I'm trying to get a phone number out of ComCast hell to get to my new provider (Charter) and can't go straight from ComCast to Charter. They suggested "someone like" OOMA or Vonage, HTH do you actually do something like this?
I've ported one to Google voice. Works great, but, google.
Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at April 27, 2016 11:24 PM (7TOkf)
-- Justin Cormi in the Huffington Post which apparently does not have a drug testing policy.
Dude is a backwards-ass idiot.
-Period.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:25 PM (OQ9R7)
Discovery channel has a regular show called "Naked and Afraid". 2 survivalists try to stay alive for 3 weeks in a hostile environment. No clothing, one tool allowed.
Anyway, you get to see two people, a male and a female, trying to stay alive for 3 weeks. The show has a whole crew of people just to blur out the naughty bits.
So, I've been watching it. Then, the wife notes "Hey they have a whole camera crew and medical staff. Maybe they would give them a sammich."
Posted by: navybrat at April 27, 2016 11:25 PM (8QGte)
It didn't make society any better, only left a lot of dead men along with widows and orphans. People certainly weren't more polite.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 27, 2016 11:25 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Rosie Ruiz at April 27, 2016 11:26 PM (w/iDp)
The Grayson Perry-Bear Grylls thing
What Mr Perry assumes is that he will never find it necessary to provide for himself or anyone else in the event of a disaster, or terrorism or a war. Or even a cessation of electricity for longer than six hours.
He forgets the vast majority of the worlds population do not have his hot house flower lifestyle
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 11:26 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:18 PM (qAJ0V)
Yeah, Les Stroud is the actual stuff.
And back to the article, I actually think an educated man should know poetry and it's a shame that's not the case anymore, though I have no idea what that has to do with masculinity.
Posted by: AD at April 27, 2016 11:27 PM (WAom2)
This is actually the law in Britain.
F**k 'em.
Better tried by twelve than carried by six.
Posted by: The Self-Defense Hat at April 27, 2016 11:27 PM (vBeA5)
*tips hat*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2016 11:27 PM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:27 PM (qAJ0V)
-Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 27, 2016 11:25 PM (fC9RO)
This post is For the Children.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:28 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 11:28 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 27, 2016 11:25 PM (fC9RO)
Depends on who is dueling who.
Gang members being able to legally duel each other might not be a bad idea...
Posted by: The 10-paces Hat at April 27, 2016 11:28 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:23 PM
The Wild Bill one to Chicago? It's been ages since I've seen BTB... can't recall that in the movie they were competing against a train... just with each other to be first. I recall that BTB was set during the "waning days" of the frontier and whatnot. Similar set up plot wise.
Posted by: otho at April 27, 2016 11:29 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 11:29 PM (k4M/B)
It didn't make society any better, only left a lot of dead men along with widows and orphans. People certainly weren't more polite.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 27, 2016 11:25 PM (fC9RO)
Being that you live in a polite society descended from winners of said duels, how do you know they didn't improve things?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 27, 2016 11:29 PM (EzgxV)
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There was a young lass from Madras...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, an educated man at April 27, 2016 11:29 PM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Farmer at April 27, 2016 11:29 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:29 PM (OQ9R7)
A fair trial ensures that those accused of a crime have a chance to defend themselves before being punished by the state, which wasn't present at the original offense. The right to self-defense ensures that those present at the crime are able to prevent harm to themselves.
If a thug breaks into my house and I catch him in my living room, I may shoot him if I feel that I was threatened. I may not shoot him in the back as he's running away. I may not track him down hours or days later and kill him in revenge. The right to self-defense and the right to a fair trail go hand in hand, in that the State acknowledges that it is not omniscient and so must grant the accused benefit of doubt.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 27, 2016 11:30 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:30 PM (OQ9R7)
Definitely! He also has a cartoonish concept of manliness. Being a man isn't stabbing and driving fast, but I'm guessing his main point is simply: men should all behave like women.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2016 11:30 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, an educated man at April 27, 2016 11:31 PM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:20 PM (qAJ0V)
Yeah, something like that. Still in the early planning stages.
Posted by: Blano at April 27, 2016 11:31 PM (8h60Q)
So, it's not enough for some for people to be who they are...no, they want everyone to be just like them. Conformity in a different set of clothes, as it were.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 27, 2016 11:31 PM (rJUlF)
I mean, yeah, a good surgical incision is cleaner, but it is hard to do that when they are howling and thrashing around like that.
Hey, Grayson, c'mon over, lets dance!
Posted by: Zombie Pablo Escobar at April 27, 2016 11:32 PM (Mh5Wr)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 27, 2016 11:25 PM
I take umbrage at your statement. I demand satisfaction. At dawn.
Posted by: otho at April 27, 2016 11:32 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
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Damn. I'm slow on the uptake sometimes. Okay, most of the time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2016 11:33 PM (w/iDp)
Posted by: PBS at April 27, 2016 11:33 PM (nckx1)
-Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 27, 2016 11:25 PM (fC9RO)
This post is For the Children.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:28 PM (OQ9R7)
In the 1600 and 1700s, it is estimated that just at 30% of the French Aristocracy died in Duels...
As this 30% were those willing to fight... ie the Warriors, it may have very well paved the way for the French Revolution.... because the Aristocracy was genetically weaker.
File this under, unintended consequences....
Posted by: Don Quixote at April 27, 2016 11:33 PM (qf6WZ)
"I take umbrage at your statement. I demand satisfaction. At dawn."
-Posted by: otho at April 27, 2016 11:32 PM (EWg9n)
Now look at what you have done, Sir.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:33 PM (OQ9R7)
Being that you live in a polite society descended from winners of said duels, how do you know they didn't improve things?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 27, 2016 11:29 PM (EzgxV)
No, we live in a society formed by generations of people who worked to end the practice of dueling.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 27, 2016 11:34 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 11:34 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: sinalco at April 27, 2016 11:35 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 27, 2016 11:29 PM (EzgxV)
ಠ_ಠ
Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at April 27, 2016 11:35 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 11:35 PM (zOTsN)
Fair trial, though.
Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2016 11:36 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 27, 2016 11:29 PM (k4M/B)
Yup.
Posted by: Hank Hill at April 27, 2016 11:36 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:30 PM (OQ9R7
Be well Slap. I'm off to bed soon. See yu round!
Posted by: Farmer at April 27, 2016 11:36 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2016 11:36 PM (EeCZf)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:36 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:16 PM (OQ9R7)
Dun dun dun!!!
It is I, Captain Kaos to the rescue!
Posted by: Captain Kaos at April 27, 2016 11:36 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Hank Hill at April 27, 2016 11:36 PM (nckx1)
Posted by: sinalco
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Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful body. It's all good.
Posted by: Jim Morrison at April 27, 2016 11:37 PM (w/iDp)
Or need one, Prince did.
Posted by: navybrat at April 27, 2016 11:37 PM (8QGte)
Does Kipling count? I've been reading that George Orwell, and H.M. Tomlinson didn't much like Kipling.
Or by poetry you mean Tennyson or Byron?
"Annie McCarthy went out to dig some clams,
but all she got was oooooyyyysters....oooyyysters."
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 27, 2016 11:38 PM (m2AIE)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 11:38 PM (zOTsN)
"I take umbrage at your statement. I demand satisfaction. At dawn."
-Posted by: otho at April 27, 2016 11:32 PM (EWg9n)
Now look at what you have done, Sir.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:33 PM (OQ9R7)
Dance off Bro!
Posted by: Peter Quill at April 27, 2016 11:38 PM (qf6WZ)
Being that you live in a polite society descended from winners of said duels, how do you know they didn't improve things?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 27, 2016 11:29 PM (EzgxV)
No, we live in a society formed by generations of people who worked to end the practice of dueling.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 27, 2016 11:34 PM (fC9RO)
.....AKA "Progressives" -- and we think they're a bunch of unrealistic self-absorbed pushy Marxist assholes. But they inherited a pretty nice country from them duelin' folks.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 27, 2016 11:38 PM (EzgxV)
Impressive, in that it might be the stupidest thing ever written.
Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2016 11:38 PM (iMxBJ)
Heh.
Some fag....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2016 11:39 PM (8HGb7)
Posted by: Hank Hill at April 27, 2016 11:40 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 11:40 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: t-bird at April 27, 2016 11:40 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 11:34 PM (zOTsN)
Yup... HE does not need those skills, because other MEN use those exact same skills to defend this country and society...
They use those same skills to protect his wimpy ass from the Bad Guys of the world...
Posted by: Don Quixote at April 27, 2016 11:40 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Robert Shapiro at April 27, 2016 11:40 PM (nckx1)
In 1897 for Queen Victoria's Diamond Jubilee parade, every country/colony in the British Empire sent military contingents to march in the parade.
The officer in charge of the contingent from the North-West Mounted Police decided that instead of wearing their full-dress uniforms that they would wear their workday uniforms instead. So when they appeared in simple uniforms contrasted with the finery of the other contingents like Indian units covered in gold or silver lace, they looked like real hard-asses. And that started the trend of Mountie adventure fiction; and the Yukon gold rush was around the same time so that probably helped too.
Here they are:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j3p562y
Posted by: andycanuck at April 27, 2016 11:41 PM (jVvcc)
Posted by: Hank Hill at April 27, 2016 11:40 PM (7qAYi)
Don't forget to bring your fish.
https://youtu.be/lefP0_ZM-Lw
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 27, 2016 11:41 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: tbodie at April 27, 2016 11:41 PM (ZjHNW)
Heh.
Some fag....
Posted by: JoeF. at April 27, 2016 11:39 PM (8HGb7)
Worked for me. To a point.
Posted by: Zombie Mommar Khadaffy at April 27, 2016 11:42 PM (7qAYi)
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Yeah, sorry. At the moment they become an 'attacker', 'rights' are forfeit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2016 11:42 PM (w/iDp)
Posted by: navybrat at April 27, 2016 11:42 PM (8QGte)
F*ck pretty much everything in no particular order.
Don't have much else right now.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 27, 2016 11:42 PM (gVpIT)
No crew. Films himself, which means craptons of cameras and batteries in addition to survival kit.
Also mostly just starves himself for a week.
But when Bear Grylls shows you that you can eat a scorpion in the desert he makes a face and forces it down. When Les Stroud hasn't eaten in three days and he roasts a few scorpions they are legit the best meal he's ever had.
He understands nothing of fishing, though. That's my only strike against him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 11:42 PM (1xUj/)
Does Kipling count? I've been reading that George Orwell, and H.M. Tomlinson didn't much like Kipling.
Or by poetry you mean Tennyson or Byron?
"Annie McCarthy went out to dig some clams,
but all she got was oooooyyyysters....oooyyysters."
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at April 27, 2016 11:38 PM (m2AIE)
If "If..." doesn't count as poetry, we might as well just toss the whole thing in a bonfire and forget about it.
Posted by: AD at April 27, 2016 11:43 PM (WAom2)
Dadburned wolf sighting here......time for me to move on, they always come after the weak and infirm.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 27, 2016 11:43 PM (v9d0Z)
Posted by: a member of the crips at April 27, 2016 11:43 PM (jVvcc)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 11:40 PM (zOTsN)
Churchill was a great writer, and painter as well.
Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 11:43 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2016 11:44 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at April 27, 2016 11:24 PM (7TOkf)
BunkerinTheBurbs, good point, hadn't even thought about Google Voice.
So, next question, has anyone ported a phone number from Google Voice ?
Posted by: Steck at April 27, 2016 11:44 PM (5i94q)
They still have the right to remain silent.
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 11:44 PM (etV2e)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2016 11:44 PM (hlMPp)
There was a young lass from Madras
Who had a most beautiful ass
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think
But gray, with long ears, and ate grass
Posted by: andycanuck at April 27, 2016 11:45 PM (jVvcc)
...because B.C. has been absent.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:18 PM (OQ9R7)
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Yeah, what's up with that? I like his baseball threads.
Last one I remember was actually pre-season though.
I hope he can get back to it but in the meantime it would be great if you did a post, Slap.
How shall we agitate for this? Papier-mache heads? Bring on "some muscle?" Burn down the local 7-11? Gain 300 pounds, flap our arms, and scream raaaacist?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2016 11:45 PM (T/5A0)
Dadburned wolf sighting here......time for me to move on, they always come after the weak and infirm.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 27, 2016 11:43 PM (v9d0Z)
They mostly come at night....
mostly
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2016 11:45 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Lewis & Clark at April 27, 2016 11:46 PM (nckx1)
Just tie an onion or two to your belt.
Posted by: Abe Simpson at April 27, 2016 11:46 PM (etV2e)
Not even the dude who looks like Latka?
Posted by: andycanuck at April 27, 2016 11:46 PM (jVvcc)
Posted by: Traye at April 27, 2016 11:46 PM (ad/ER)
*HAH!*
Love and prayers, Brother!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:46 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 27, 2016 11:45 PM (T/5A0)
The Social Justice Dance Off.
Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 11:47 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Lewis & Clark at April 27, 2016 11:46 PM (nckx1)
And the Austrian Air Rifle...
Posted by: Don Quixote at April 27, 2016 11:47 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Lewis & Clark at April 27, 2016 11:46 PM
I always wanted to Coach Wrestling on the Reservation, too.
Posted by: Dennis Hastert at April 27, 2016 11:47 PM (etV2e)
Churchill was extremely well read, a prolific writer and painter, lover of epic poetry and fine food and wine not to mention booze and still was a manly man who fought in the Boer war and was integral to saving the western world
Mr Grayson Perry, you are no Churchill
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 11:47 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2016 11:44 PM (etV2e)
Thread winner.
Posted by: tbodie at April 27, 2016 11:48 PM (ZjHNW)
The writing was for the narrator, but without a good editor and producer you couldn't pull that off.
Posted by: JarvisW at April 27, 2016 11:48 PM (Vy81P)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j3p562y
Posted by: andycanuck
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*recalls the McLean boys and Alex Hare*
"First time in that Province that they strung up brothers three"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2016 11:48 PM (w/iDp)
Nothing really about "manliness" or the lack thereof, just respecting people's liberties
Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2016 11:48 PM (EeCZf)
Posted by: Corona at April 27, 2016 11:48 PM (ragzU)
Gene Hackman at his best.
James Coburn as his buddy and competition.
Jan Michael Vincent as a young punk who learns
his lesson by the end.
And the late, great Ben Johnson who just wants to
win, get his name in the papers and "be somebody"
Someone actually does bite the bullet to relieve a toothache.
Posted by: concrete girl at April 27, 2016 11:48 PM (ceWrl)
They still have the right to remain silent.
*opera clap*
What? That's classy.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 27, 2016 11:48 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 11:48 PM (zOTsN)
You're the first one to ask about it, so it isn't that popular. I have "stuff" ready, but I am not a COB.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:49 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 27, 2016 11:49 PM (Vy81P)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 27, 2016 11:29 PM (EzgxV)
[character art hated by Pixy]
Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at April 27, 2016 11:35 PM (vBeA5)
Did Hamilton leave any descendants? Yup -- had eight children, the first and eighth named Philip. The second Philip was born after the first was killed in a duel. Did Burr? He had one daughter that survived to adulthood, bearing one grandchild, who died at ten years of age....before she was lost at sea. He also had two illegitimate children, who fared better.
Advantage: Hamilton.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 27, 2016 11:49 PM (EzgxV)
"Hey if I could ask, what are you doing Saturday niAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA"
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2016 11:50 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2016 11:50 PM (0dHTN)
Finally I found the barbecue sauces I've been wanting to try. All it took was 19 supermarket visits, three tanks of gas, five clueless managers, 800 dollars, two sciatica attacks...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2016 11:51 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2016 11:52 PM (EeCZf)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 27, 2016 11:52 PM (MNgU2)
Kind of weird. In the very first paragraph the author admits 2A gives individuals the right to own guns.
Also, and very thankfully, the commenters rip the author a new one.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2016 11:52 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 27, 2016 11:52 PM (xq1UY)
F*ck pretty much everything in no particular order.
Don't have much else right now.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 27, 2016 11:42 PM (gVpIT)
You have a glorious young son who is undoubtedly ever-increasing the womenfolk under his sway.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 27, 2016 11:52 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2016 11:53 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: sinalco at April 27, 2016 11:53 PM (yODqO)
And if you remember from a coupla months ago, I passed on the MGB I saw, but now a nearby neighbor has one, and guess what, its got WEBBERS!! lol
Its nothing but a rust bucket it looks like in the pics, but I'm gonna look at it in the next couple days.. Comes with extra engine and head, so, if cheap enough I could at least get money back if I decided it was too much for me.
Posted by: JarvisW at April 27, 2016 11:53 PM (Vy81P)
Finally I found the barbecue sauces I've been wanting to try. All it took was 19 supermarket visits, three tanks of gas, five clueless managers, 800 dollars, two sciatica attacks..."
-Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2016 11:51 PM (ntObR)
Sounds like more of a quest than a supermarket trip.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:53 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 27, 2016 11:48 PM
It's a really good, under rated movie. My only gripe is the raid? sub plot that is she horned in. The story didn't need it. Other than that, it's great. The race leader having to to shoot his beloved horse is heartbreaking. Well done with no schmaltz to the scene.
Posted by: otho at April 27, 2016 11:53 PM (EWg9n)
"First time in that Province that they strung up brothers three"
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Woohoo!
Posted by: zombie johnny ussher at April 27, 2016 11:53 PM (jVvcc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 27, 2016 11:17 PM (EZebt)
No necesita. Electricidad no hay.
Posted by: Venezuela at April 27, 2016 11:54 PM (0dHTN)
I live in a family with too many members who, if they can't get what they want on the *very first try* with minimal effort, just give up. I don't want to be a fanatic... but I don't want to live like that either.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2016 11:54 PM (ntObR)
Most of the other farmers my wife called while I was on the way to the vet were like "yeah, it happens, she'll be alright."
Dogs for 47 years and it's my first snake bite.
I saw it happen, I was looking out the window talking about the dogs when it crawled by. The big guy jumped back but it was her first snake so she stuck her face down at it.
Posted by: Traye at April 27, 2016 11:54 PM (ad/ER)
-Posted by: Venezuela at April 27, 2016 11:54 PM (0dHTN)
*heh*
No tenemos el sparko.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:55 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Again, apologies. The Store and Forward software remains buggy as hell. Cross-border functions are particularly tricky.
Posted by: Bob, at NSA at April 27, 2016 11:55 PM (w/iDp)
Believe me that doesn't work for kidney stones, honey.
Posted by: zombie al swearengen at April 27, 2016 11:55 PM (jVvcc)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 27, 2016 11:55 PM (MNgU2)
Finally I found the barbecue sauces I've been wanting to try. All it took was 19 supermarket visits, three tanks of gas, five clueless managers, 800 dollars, two sciatica attacks..."
-Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2016 11:51 PM (ntObR)
Specks of diamond and gold leaf in them?
Did I miss a topic and miss out on some great sauce brands?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2016 11:55 PM (hlMPp)
Got to hear Mr. Zuckerberg direct and what he had to say. Besides the fact he still sounds 14 years old, he cannot form coherent sentences, unfortunately. He jumps and bounces all over the places on topics. (I got to hear him talk a bit about virtual reality apps associated with FB.)
Honestly, if I were him I'd hire someone to teach me better public speaking and thought organization skills.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2016 11:56 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:56 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2016 11:56 PM (ntObR)
F*ck pretty much everything in no particular order.
Don't have much else right now.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at April 27, 2016 11:42 PM (gVpIT)
You have a glorious young son who is undoubtedly ever-increasing the womenfolk under his sway.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 27, 2016 11:52 PM (EzgxV)
Are you still working utterly ridiculous hours?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 27, 2016 11:56 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2016 11:57 PM (EeCZf)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2016 11:57 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Josephistan at April 27, 2016 11:57 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 27, 2016 11:58 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at April 27, 2016 11:58 PM (MNgU2)
It is good songcraft however, and Prince at least tried to be original and a bit surprising with the lyrics.
Anyone else ever notice how near the end of "Little Red Corvette," he's singing TWO sets of lyrics simultaneously via multitracking? One is approving of the sexcapade he's having, the other not so much.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2016 11:58 PM (ntObR)
They're both made in Nu Yolk City, ain't they ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic ... at April 27, 2016 11:58 PM (AoK0a)
In fairness I needed to get some other things as well. I can't live without some pickled peppers in the fridge.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2016 11:59 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 27, 2016 11:59 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: zombie johnny ussher
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Justice delayed is justice denied.
A quick drop takes care of things, except for the victim.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2016 11:59 PM (w/iDp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2016 11:56 PM (ntObR)
Hey, some sauces are like that.
I remember in high school at O'Douls Wednesday was .10 cent wing night. The sauce they used was addicting. Nobody has matched it since.
But really, did I miss a thread. Weekend food thread?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 27, 2016 11:59 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: sinalco at April 27, 2016 11:35 PM (yODqO)
He had a phobia about unemployed lawyers, and vowed never to cause such a thing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2016 11:59 PM (0dHTN)
I got the Texas and the Carolina. We'll see if they know anything about actual American flavor.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2016 11:59 PM (ntObR)
manliness. Being a man isn't stabbing and driving fast, but I'm guessing
his main point is simply: men should all behave like women.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 27, 2016 11:30 PM (NOIQH)
What, you mean get drunk at clubs, start fights, try to blind her opponent, and come back next week with five friends to cut the bitch in the bathroom when she is alone?
I'll stick to driving fast and putting a working edge on my Camillus.
Posted by: Zombie Pablo Escobar at April 28, 2016 12:00 AM (Mh5Wr)
I read that I want to say, well, hell, this porn thing is getting out of hand, and I ought to be ashamed of myself for adding to demand for something that makes impressionable young girls actually think they have to conform.
But then, naw, most of this stuff, women do to themselves. It's other women who are actually the ones who cruelly enforce standards like this.
I mean, has any dude here, actually turned a girl down because, hey your pussy is just ugly, I mean I can't even... I mean there are edge cases, things so extreme that occur only in some small percentage, but even then, would you actually say that, tell a women something like that? Hell to the fucking no.
Posted by: Dick Fuld, former CEO of the Former Lehman Bros. at April 28, 2016 12:00 AM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2016 12:01 AM (Mh5Wr)
For a while in the late 1980s and early 1990s, Tommy Lasorda, of all people, had a small chain of restaurants called, of course, LaSorda's. Lakewood had a location.
To this day I remember their buffalo wings. I don't know what they put on them, but OMG it was sooooo good. It wasn't like other buffalo sauces... it had a heartiness and flavor that went way beyond anything I've ever found anywhere else. In the meantime, about 1995 the chain closed its doors.
Still wish I could get that recipe. I've even thought of writing Tommy himself.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 12:01 AM (ntObR)
to me, the whole raid part tied into the candace bergen character and her friendship with the gene hackman character. they both loved the wrong people.
"the people some people marry"
or something or other
Posted by: concrete girl at April 28, 2016 12:01 AM (ceWrl)
Posted by: RWC
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Same here. About this time of the year I get paranoid as hell about snakes/dog. She just runs willy-nilly through deep grass. We have Copperheads and Timber Rattlers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:01 AM (w/iDp)
Honestly, if I were him I'd hire someone to teach me better public speaking and thought organization skills.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2016 11:56 PM (ntObR)
He is being eccentric...
That's what you call a RICH crazy person...
Posted by: Howard Hughes at April 28, 2016 12:02 AM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 28, 2016 12:02 AM (DW+jj)
NBC idiot finally said something I liked! "The urging takes a different form, you hear?" *bronx cheers all the way on the left coast!*
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 12:02 AM (Vy81P)
I'd run that up under the Change Is Good banner. And, Pay Equality.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 28, 2016 12:03 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Emperor of the North at April 28, 2016 12:03 AM (nckx1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 27, 2016 11:11 PM (qAJ0V)
I wonder what will happen when the Western departments of Venezuela start petitioning Bogota for admission to Colombian.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2016 12:04 AM (Mh5Wr)
"When two women fight... someone's gotta be dead before it's over."
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 12:04 AM (ntObR)
I'd run that up under the Change Is Good banner. And, Pay Equality."
-Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 28, 2016 12:03 AM (xq1UY)
Meritocracy.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 12:05 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 12:05 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: RWC
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Same here. About this time of the year I get paranoid as hell about snakes/dog. She just runs willy-nilly through deep grass. We have Copperheads and Timber Rattlers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:01 AM (w/iDp)
I don't know what we have here (NoVA) but was always scared because I knew my girl would go sniff whatever it was. Only an acre but cut the grass REAL low that way she and I could see whatever coming.
She didn't see the deer tick though
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:06 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 28, 2016 12:01 AM
Oh, ok. Yeah, I recall the character development angle to that sub plot... it works in that regard. But, it just came across as gratuitous action included because it was a western and you gotta have shootouts and whatnot in a western. It just seemed like a jarring thing, plot wise in the story.
Posted by: otho at April 28, 2016 12:07 AM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 12:08 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Bob, at NSA at April 27, 2016 11:55 PM (w/iDp)
LOL.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2016 12:09 AM (0dHTN)
They still have an O'doules (sp) a couple of miles away where the sauce is similar...but not the same.
Of course being in a bar on a school night drinking beer and eating 40 wings for 4.00 could have enhanced the flavor
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:09 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2016 12:10 AM (jVvcc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 12:10 AM (ntObR)
Anyone else ever notice how near the end of "Little Red Corvette,"
he's singing TWO sets of lyrics simultaneously via multitracking? One is
approving of the sexcapade he's having, the other not so much.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 27, 2016 11:58 PM (ntObR)
Schplumpf!
Posted by: When Two Doves Collide at April 28, 2016 12:11 AM (0dHTN)
-Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2016 12:10 AM (jVvcc)
You should be heckled for that joke.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 12:11 AM (OQ9R7)
well candy bergen did actually grab her rifle and shoot the bad guy just before hackman could get off his shot.
Posted by: concrete girl at April 28, 2016 12:11 AM (ceWrl)
Posted by: Flounder at April 28, 2016 12:12 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 12:12 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Emperor of the North at April 28, 2016 12:03 AM (nckx1)
A little Iron Horse mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geVkvTeBq9w
Posted by: The Iron Hat at April 28, 2016 12:13 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2016 12:13 AM (jVvcc)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2016 12:10 AM (jVvcc)
FYI - expect a call from a guy who breeds Australian Shepherd pups.
*yes, yes I googled it dammit!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:13 AM (hlMPp)
He owed the jack@sses I did consulting for thousands, but would never pay up. His office called them a few years later to fabricate something; the boss I liked gave a price that included the fabrication price, the money they owed and a 'we don't like doing business with you' fee. LOL. The Prince camp went elsewhere for their needs...
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 28, 2016 12:13 AM (AHDxb)
-- Justin Cormi in the Huffington Post which apparently does not have a drug testing policy
So where does he stand on executing a-holes?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 28, 2016 12:13 AM (oKE6c)
-Posted by: Flounder at April 28, 2016 12:12 AM (sl+zA)
If you has the funds? You most certainly could.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 12:14 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 28, 2016 12:14 AM (bIGOo)
I'm now seriously thinking of going ahead and just doing a really quick Vegas bender this summer beforehand, just two nights. I'm not far from Long Beach Airport and JetBlue has super-cheap direct flights, and I don't have any problem with staying during the week to save money.
I could play a bit, go only to the few casinos I *really* want to check out, finally get to try Craftsteak at the MGM, and use shuttles to get around so I can avoid car rental and parking fees/hassles.
No, it wouldn't be the all-time dream Vegas vacation I've been wanting... but I'm thinking, it would be enough. And I'd get to find out how (un)comfortable those airline seats actually are.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 12:14 AM (ntObR)
And don't we all want to see railway security killing hobos?
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Dirty stinking Muslims. I'd rather have them beating them down with a night stick. You know... for all the girls who had their privates hacked apart.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 28, 2016 12:14 AM (AHDxb)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at April 28, 2016 12:15 AM (bIGOo)
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Well, I think Borgnine used a hammer...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:16 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Socratease at April 28, 2016 12:16 AM (2GbWn)
-Posted by: Flounder at April 28, 2016 12:12 AM (sl+zA)
If you has the funds? You most certainly could.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 12:14 AM (OQ9R7)
He's doing a really futile and stupid gesture done on somebody's part!
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 12:17 AM (Vy81P)
-- Justin Cormi in the Huffington Post which apparently does not have a drug testing policy
When a judge tries to void your rights like this, hanging him is self-defense.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 12:17 AM (1D4Ef)
The letter number designation at the end of the posted by why does it change and isn't permanent? I noticed mine somethings stays the same for a month or can change often. Ace's has never as far as I know for instance.
I'll take the answer off the air ( hangs up the phone)
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 12:19 AM (8BJMp)
-Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 12:17 AM (1D4Ef)
It is a good thing that it was only an idiot Huff-Po writer, then.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 12:19 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2016 12:19 AM (jVvcc)
Posted by: Skip
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The nic will reflect your ISP. If something occurs to alter your ISP (which happens, depending) then your nic will change.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:20 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 12:21 AM (ntObR)
You prob have a dynamic IP address which changes instead of a static one.
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 12:21 AM (Vy81P)
-Posted by: Socratease at April 28, 2016 12:16 AM (2GbWn)
I only have a KMOU Seven. I'm feeling a bit inadequate.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 12:21 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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As a for-instance, I have never, to my knowledge, had the nic that I have here tonight.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:22 AM (w/iDp)
Are you a film producer?
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2016 12:19 AM (jVvcc)
No, I just google shit to see if Rule 34 is in place.
For that it isn't, but you'll have a dog breeder coming after you.
That's my site dammit! Kids are here!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:22 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:23 AM (w/iDp)
That number is based on your computer's IP address on the Internets.
There's not enough IP addresses, so a lot of them are shared. So you might get IP #1 Monday, and then IP #2 next Monday.
It's like getting a ride through Uber - the license plate can be different each time because it's a different car.
But some people can afford their own car and thus keep the same plate number.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 12:23 AM (1D4Ef)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/725395715791286273
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/725395866614292480
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/725396185536548864
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/725396462255763456
Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2016 12:23 AM (I34cf)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 12:19 AM (OQ9R7)
Saw "Judge" instead of "Justin" for some reason.
I'll settle for a flogging.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 12:24 AM (1D4Ef)
I won't mock the craft of pottery. Pottery is useful, and men may do it. What Sir Grayson (oh, yes) does is "decorative porcelain," and Delft, it ain't. Looks like he'd pronounce it 'SAIR-a-mix,' like Bogie with his hat brim flipped up.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 28, 2016 12:24 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 28, 2016 12:24 AM (Mh5Wr)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/725396667319472129
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/725397001635008512
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/725397173899120640
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/725397326915727360
Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2016 12:25 AM (I34cf)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely
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Soon, the plates will simply be 'Google 1', 'Google 2', etc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:25 AM (w/iDp)
Rooks pletty good from what we see heah. You A-OK.
Posted by: People's Republic of China Intelligence Bureau at April 28, 2016 12:25 AM (noWW6)
-Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 12:24 AM (1D4Ef)
No need. Unless you're into that.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 12:25 AM (OQ9R7)
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Quigley_Down_Under
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2016 12:26 AM (jVvcc)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2016 12:27 AM (QDnY+)
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:25 AM (w/iDp)
You want to...
*sigh*
*Rolls Over and Shows Belly*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 12:27 AM (OQ9R7)
Well, once everything stops supporting IPv4 and switches to IPv6, that should solve it. IPv4 has billions of addresses and wasted a lot of them with classing. IPv6 is classless and has something like 340 undecillion addresses. If it ever runs out, I will be truly impressed.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 28, 2016 12:28 AM (HalrA)
Then we'll go with W*ggly Down Under!
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2016 12:29 AM (jVvcc)
And if it turns out to be the SD location then I am not completely unfamiliar with that area.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2016 12:29 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: mindful webworker in my safe space at April 28, 2016 12:30 AM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Justin Cormi at April 28, 2016 12:30 AM (Y5N9y)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 28, 2016 12:30 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 12:31 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 12:31 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 12:32 AM (EeCZf)
I lost a shotgun in a tragic canoe accident. This weekend, I may go look for a pistol for plinking, assuming it survives long enough.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 28, 2016 12:32 AM (fC9RO)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:33 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 27, 2016 11:35 PM (zOTsN)
This is akin to my reply to the comment "the meek shall inherit the earth."
My reply: Yeah, because the bomb throwers did all their dirty work for them.
Posted by: Blano at April 28, 2016 12:33 AM (3eoPa)
I just sure hope the relationship doesn't ever go south, because if she wants it to... so will your job/career.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 12:33 AM (ntObR)
So, I looked it up. No freaking wonder I couldn't figure out who is. It was this:
http://tinyurl.com/zmysfgp
And here is the source:
http://tinyurl.com/h6xj3uz
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:35 AM (w/iDp)
271 RWC, good for you.
I just sure hope the relationship doesn't ever go south, because if she wants it to... so will your job/career.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 12:33 AM (ntObR
Greatest thing is we don't work together anymore
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:36 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 12:38 AM (OQ9R7)
I don't mean to be paranoid, it's just that during my own adventure a few years ago, it was made clear to me, it's illegal for me to have any kind of relationship with female co-workers, anywhere ever.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 12:38 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 12:39 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: modernist Art at April 28, 2016 12:39 AM (jVvcc)
That's so body normative-ist ... or, something.
♁
Did anyone already mention the refutation of last night's article about the collapse of the magnetosphere? A software glitch. So they say, anyway:
Snopes
http://bit.ly/1rjAEis
Posted by: mindful webworker in my Faraday cage at April 28, 2016 12:40 AM (5a8XA)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 28, 2016 12:40 AM (jVvcc)
But the picture of Robert Kasich, the younger brother is all kinds of awesome. Daily Mail
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 12:41 AM (zOTsN)
When the USA goes full Venezuela and money is short, especially to pay the chattering class, those skills that Perry calls "useless" will be mighty useful in depriving Perry of whatever assets he has on his person, and the only opening up that will matter is his wallet.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 28, 2016 12:41 AM (I34cf)
I just missed Slapweasel? Awww.
I get here too late.
By the way, did you know []
Posted by: mindful webworker in the Friend Zone at April 28, 2016 12:42 AM (5a8XA)
That comedian (Jim Brewer) who did Goat Boy would be better! AND He's show up on time at least!
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 12:42 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: modernist Art
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That's 'Futurist Art', bumpkin.
Posted by: Umberto Boccioni at April 28, 2016 12:42 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: modernist Art
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That's 'Futurist Art', bumpkin.
Posted by: Umberto Boccioni at April 28, 2016 12:42 AM (w/iDp)
Isn't it post-modernist?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 12:43 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 12:44 AM (Vy81P)
Woo fucking hoo!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:33 AM (hlMPp)
I need to get caught up...are you two starting to become a thing?
(living life thru others)
Posted by: Blano at April 28, 2016 12:44 AM (3eoPa)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 28, 2016 12:45 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 12:45 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 28, 2016 12:45 AM (LFNJP)
http://tinyurl.com/zmysfgp
And here is the source:
http://tinyurl.com/h6xj3uz
Does anyone else have this problem? TinyURLs take as much as 45 seconds to load, meanwhile locking up my browser. Opera browser, on Windows 8.1, regardless of what ISP I'm using.
That sculpture looks more like "ragman, blowing in the wind."
Posted by: mindful webworker in the Friend Zone at April 28, 2016 12:46 AM (5a8XA)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 28, 2016 12:48 AM (d8muS)
Where do some musicians believe that Prince originally found the phrase "Purple Rain"??
Hint: it's a 1970s hit song, and *not* by a funk/R&B band.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 12:48 AM (ntObR)
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Heh. This week I obtained information from NOAA regarding the algorithm they use for determining surface temperatures. To my surprise, their method causes an upward bias. It's tiny, very tiny, but present. I'm deciding how to approach them about it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:48 AM (w/iDp)
Fixed dat. "And then I shall think on you no more." --Mrs Rob Roy
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 28, 2016 12:49 AM (xq1UY)
Hi, CJ. Nothing that hasn't been going on, with increasing deterioration, for the past 20 years. Some nights it gets to me worse than others. Nothing serious, seriously.
I will sing of the mercies of the Lord for ever: with my mouth will I make known thy faithfulness to all generations.
Posted by: mindful webworker in the deep end of the pool at April 28, 2016 12:50 AM (5a8XA)
Posted by: navybrat at April 28, 2016 12:51 AM (8QGte)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 28, 2016 12:48 AM (d8muS)
lol sorry I thought he looked like Gloria Steinem with a haircut
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 12:51 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 12:51 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 12:52 AM (EeCZf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:48 AM (w/iDp)
That sounds awesome. Lay out the case, and if they blow you off, lay out your case in conservative media. This could go really well for you.
Posted by: Blano at April 28, 2016 12:53 AM (3eoPa)
Posted by: cthulhu
"He helped shape the revolutionary aesthetic of the Futurism movement as one of its principal figures. Despite his short life, his approach to the dynamism of form and the deconstruction of solid mass guided artists long after his death"
That may have been written by an art snob.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:53 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 12:53 AM (Vy81P)
Oh my. That sounds like a big effin deal.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 28, 2016 12:54 AM (GzDYP)
Trademark, possibly.
Posted by: navybrat at April 28, 2016 12:54 AM (8QGte)
What does "classing"/"classless" mean in this case? In relatively technically-informed layman's terms?
Posted by: mindful webworker in perpetual amazement at April 28, 2016 12:54 AM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:20 AM (w/iDp)
Yeah. My hash changed after the shutdown last night here in sunny Alberta.
I have been in Suburban-mending mode the last few days. Repairing last November's rear-ender damage to the '08, and today I borrowed the alternator off the wounded '96 to enable me to complete the water pump replacement on the '97. Got that one up and running; no leaks, and alternator is charging up a storm, so it's all good.
The vapor recovery (charcoal) canister on the rear of the '08 took damage when it was hit last November, and half the charcoal pellets (look like black mouse turds) fell out the hole. I had gotten another canister Monday when I picked up a used rear window from the auto wreckers. But the new canister was smaller, and had the pipe nipples in the wrong places, plus it didn't fit the bracket at all. So I figured, "What the heck!", and sawed the new canister open, and recovered the charcoal pellets. Enough to completely fill a 2# coffee can. The chamber which had emptied had a spring-loaded baffle, almost like a piston, in it to keep the granules bunched up so they wouldn't rattle or channelize (and the canister I cut open was similarly equipped). I rigged a string through a hole to tie that baffle back and compress the spring. The I used sheets of plastic from the "donor" canister to mend the damaged one, doing my main fastening with pop rivets, and sealing the seams by "plastic welding" with a heated nail. With the damage all repaired, I then used a hole saw to make one small hole, and filled the chamber with charcoal pellets using a funnel. Then I welded a cap over the fill hole. Then I untied the string, letting the baffle push against the pellet charge, and fished the string out, and welded up the hole. The unit is now back on the truck, and other than looking funny, ought to work as well as ever.
And a big bonus on Monday, too. While tracking down a rear glass at the auto wreckers, I did a search for "2008 Suburban rear window" on Kijiji, a Canadian classified site comparable to Craiglist. No rear windows, but I did find an ad for "rear interior door panels". Mine had been missing since I bought the truck, and ex-RCMP rig. I called the number, and he still had them, 2 sets, with hardware. Timing was right. he had them in his truck, and was going to haul them for scrap. So I bought both sets. "By the way, I have the consoles, too." So I got one of them, too. I asked, "how did you come to have all these parts?" "I used to prepare vehicles for the RCMP." Heh. The panels I installed yesterday quite possibly came out of the very truck I put them back into. And fifty bucks got me both pairs of panels and the console. Got all that stuff put in yesterday. Even installed a pair of speakers. And the power window switches, which I thought were gone, turned out to be tie-wrapped to a harness in side the door, out of sight. So the interior of the '08 is now back to factory, with all functions working.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2016 12:54 AM (0dHTN)
And again, the phrase 'purple rain' appears in the lyrics of this song. It's not in the title.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 12:55 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Blano
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The thing is, it's a bush-league mistake. Anyone taking Programming 101 in high school should not make the error.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:55 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: Socratease at April 28, 2016 12:56 AM (2GbWn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:56 AM (w/iDp)
- The song in question came out in the early 1970s.
- The title *does* contain the name of a well-known California city.
- Another song by this same band, inspired a song on the recent Michael Jackson recent album "Xscape."
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 12:57 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:55 AM (w/iDp)
That's even better. Out them for the incompetents that they probably are.
Posted by: Blano at April 28, 2016 12:58 AM (3eoPa)
Yeah, mostly Fascists. So they had that going for them.
Artists are a Problem when it comes to Thinking; nevertheless of all that Armory-Show-era crap, I find them pretty interesting, say, compared, to Duchamp. A good art snob would find their common element, but I don't have to.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 28, 2016 12:58 AM (xq1UY)
I don't mean to be paranoid, it's just that during my own adventure a few years ago, it was made clear to me, it's illegal for me to have any kind of relationship with female co-workers, anywhere ever.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 12:38 AM (ntObR)
I am. She isn't. When I got paranoid that I fucked up when I sent her the original text and thought she was avoiding me it wasn't that. She was/is going through some bullshit that she has to deal with and took some time off.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 12:59 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: modernist Art
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That's 'Futurist Art', bumpkin.
Posted by: Umberto Boccioni at April 28, 2016 12:42 AM (w/iDp)
Isn't it post-modernist?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 12:43 AM (EzgxV)
It's Dadaism
Posted by: This is not a hat at April 28, 2016 12:59 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 12:59 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 01:00 AM (EeCZf)
I have a friend who is not doing well financially, and has a high deductible plan that he can't really afford. Well, he went to the doctor today, and the doctor wanted to set him up for a colonoscopy. He doesn't have the cash to cover any additional costs that might occur, so he said maybe not. The doctor then said that if he does NOT get that procedure done by 55, his insurance will automatically drop him.
This sounds... wrong to me.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 28, 2016 01:00 AM (AHDxb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 01:01 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 01:01 AM (ntObR)
That sounds like an idle threat.
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 01:01 AM (EeCZf)
(living life thru others)
Posted by: Blano at April 28, 2016 12:44 AM (3eoPa)
LOL.
No.
But prayers are accepted
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 01:01 AM (hlMPp)
Did you see I found another MGB, but this time with Webbers!? lol
Not sure how much he wants for it and at least one spare engine, but I'm not payin more than $500 lol
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:02 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 01:02 AM (EeCZf)
They can raise the rates to a ridiculous level, though.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 01:03 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: chemjeff
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By default, round-up of midpoint values.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 01:03 AM (w/iDp)
When I was a kid, I thought you could actually *make* steak or barbecue meats out of the sauces.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 01:03 AM (ntObR)
Aw, thanks. But, nothing a few inexplicable miracles won't cure. Like everybody else.
Seriously, I always remember, as Arlo talked about, that there's always some other guy worse on his luck. (Santa Claus song, worst-off guy in the world can always at least manage to get the attention of the FBI. https://youtu.be/17gKw_j6Qq0 )
Wish there was a cure for stupid, though.
For my next trick, a quick commute and a hash change.
Posted by: mindful webworker in case of class, break wind at April 28, 2016 01:04 AM (5a8XA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 01:04 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:04 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:04 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: Beer Ninja at April 28, 2016 01:04 AM (KBjNt)
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Yeah. The doctors are kind of horrible; took three hours today to get results of a PSA test, some blood work and see the doctor- which he did not want to do.
He knows he needs a new doctors office. And is going to call his insurance company to verify what a colonoscopy might cost.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 28, 2016 01:05 AM (AHDxb)
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Dual two-throat sidedrafts, one assumes.
I would certainly prefer to fuss with those rather than SU's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 01:05 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 01:05 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Beer Ninja at April 28, 2016 01:05 AM (KBjNt)
317 RWC, sounds like good news.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 12:59 AM (ntObR)
I think so. Taking it slow. But I keep benchmarking response time against the last gal who would respond in 15 seconds.
Which was a bad thing.
So we'll see what happens.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 01:05 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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I've already guessed the sucker answer, Jimi Hendix.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 01:06 AM (w/iDp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 01:06 AM (ntObR)
So did Maet borrow the RNoAF F-16 story from F-16.net that I posted in last night's ONT?
25 minutes and its there, guaranteed.
*wanders back out*
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 28, 2016 01:06 AM (IPqGj)
Posted by: Socratease at April 28, 2016 12:16 AM (2GbWn)
I passed the JLPT 5 two years ago and now I'm aiming for JLPT 4 in December.
But I didn't really keep up with it after passing so I'm having to do a lot of review of the 5 material. I'm also finding that JLPT 4 has a lot more vocabulary and kanji than 5 - but I'm pretty good at memorization so it's just a matter of plowing through it.
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 28, 2016 01:07 AM (pAlYe)
They had no clue. They said they wrote most of their songs while high on maryjane.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 01:07 AM (ntObR)
smell? I'm thinking that the door panels might quiet things down a
little bit. A lot of irony in connecting with a guy who might have
removed the panels in the first place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 01:01 AM (w/iDp)
No odor at all. some dust commingled with the charcoal, but the portion of it I used was pretty clean. Yeah rattles are reduced. And I got rid of two BIG clunks. While doing interior cleaning/detailing last weekend (got enough dog hair to knit a whole new dog), I took the interior skins off the "C" pillars. Sure enough, the rear shoulder belts were dangling inside the pillars, with the male buckle tab and floor anchor able to clank against metal at every opportunity. So I got them sorted out, and now I have full seat belt functionality, too. And two less clunks.Did you see I found another MGB, but this time with Webbers!? lol
Not sure how much he wants for it and at least one spare engine, but I'm not payin more than $500 lol
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:02 AM (Vy81P)
Cool beans! Should be fun. Dual Webers, or one two-throat unit?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2016 01:08 AM (0dHTN)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 28, 2016 01:09 AM (AHDxb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 01:10 AM (ntObR)
Hes had it in a lil field with like a lil john boat flipped over on it to keep the rain out for like a year, so I don't have a lot of hope for it lol
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:10 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:11 AM (Vy81P)
car very fast, but when it comes to opening up, men are useless"
I've started to feel that if a man wants to "open up" to me about his inner thoughts and fears, he should be paying me for my time as a potential therapist.
Also, if for some reason I want a man to open up, I'll have that chat with one of my gay friends. Or a girlfriend.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 28, 2016 01:12 AM (AHDxb)
Not sure how much he wants for it and at least one spare engine, but I'm not payin more than $500 lol
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:02 AM (Vy81P)
Beware the Lucas!
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 28, 2016 01:12 AM (pAlYe)
Oh, hmm. Well, that's dumb. Yeah I don't think that is statistically valid, but it is really common to just always round up.
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 01:13 AM (EeCZf)
Aren't the band members all British?
Liked that song. Connected with many good memories of youth/early adulthood. With lots of time on Ventura Hwy (the nice part - Camarillo and on north).
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2016 01:14 AM (QDnY+)
I only got the answer because because I'm streaming random songs right now and it happened to come on and I caught the lyric.
Posted by: Beer Ninja at April 28, 2016 01:15 AM (KBjNt)
Mainly tho, that came in the heavy-union days of the mid 70s. This one is a 68 split bumper.
BUT, I'm gonna wire straight to it for any engine stuff till I can get both harnesses.. (engine and body iirc)
AND a new fuse block too! lol Dad always had a prob with his 3 or 4 Bs
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:15 AM (Vy81P)
Of all things, street hockey, in the perfect SoCal sunshine.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2016 01:16 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 01:16 AM (EeCZf)
Posted by: chemjeff
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The consequence, by way of example, goes like this:
Let's hypothetically imagine that 10 temperature samples are taken:
3.4
3.5
3.4
3.5
3.4
3.5
3.4
3.5
3.4
3.5
Okay, by inspection, the average is 3.45 deg., but by their method, the reported temperature is 3.5 deg.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 01:16 AM (9mTYi)
flipped over on it to keep the rain out for like a year, so I don't have
a lot of hope for it lol
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:10 AM (Vy81P)
Well, darn near any part you might need for the MGB is available. Parts support for Brit sports cars is surprisingly good. And parts are not terribly expensive, compared to comparable new car parts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2016 01:17 AM (uDjkO)
Liked that song. Connected with many good memories of youth/early adulthood. With lots of time on Ventura Hwy (the nice part - Camarillo and on north).
Posted by: rhomboid
No, they are Army Brats that met in Germany iirc.. but might have been UK
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:17 AM (Vy81P)
I like the song Ventura Highway too, just the name reminds me of travels up/down the freeways when my family would go camping, when I was between the ages of 6 and 17.
Here's the lyrics of the song, from Google:
Chewing on a piece of grass
Walking down the road
Tell me, how long you gonna stay here Joe?
Some people say this town don't look
Good in snow
You don't care, I know
Ventura Highway in the sunshine
Where the days are longer
The nights are stronger
Than moonshine
You're gonna go I know
'Cause the free wind is blowin' through
Your hair
And the days surround your daylight
There
Seasons crying no despair
Alligator lizards in the air
Wishin' on a falling star
Watchin' for the early train
Sorry boy, but I've been hit by
Purple rain
Aw, come on Joe, you can always
Change your name
Thanks a lot son, just the same
Ventura Highway
In the sunshine
Where the days are longer
The nights are stronger
Than moonshine
You're gonna go I know
'Cause the free wind is blowin' through
Your hair
And the days surround you daylight
There
Seasons crying no despair
Alligator lizards in the air
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 01:18 AM (ntObR)
Mindful: Your inspirational phrases are One More Reason that drives me toward Jesus Christ. (As if I needed another reminder.)
Your presence here is a soul-inducing reminder of Our Lord and Savior.
As I stray and ask forgiveness each and every day, I am reminded of my silly, (asinine), Youth.
I have much, for which, to ask forgiveness.
Your words, (through God), remind me of my simplicity and humanity.
I am humbled by those whose presence is First and Foremost to Our Creator. My silly prose is ultimately an escape from acknowledgement and recognition of Our Ultimate Mansion.
Though I hope to reach such bounds, I am flawed.
I'm a forty-five year-old "kid" with grudges and idealistic tendencies that don't always agree with Biblical lessons.
I strive to become a better person because idiots and simpletons should always reach for a higher mountain.
I am on a path out of a Valley, but your continued words are sweet, sweet inspiration for those aspiring to find God.
Might Love continue to inspire your presence and written word.
It took me almost an hour to find the words for this post.
I Love You. God Bless You and yours...
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slpweasel
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 01:18 AM (OQ9R7)
"Men might be good at taking the risk of stabbing someone or driving a
car very fast"
See, that' the part he does not get. Ur doin it rong.
If you're good at driving fast, or, say, stabbing, there's little risk involved.
Being A Man involves getting good at stuff, not just hold-my-beer daretaking.
Having seen his "work," I can say with assurance that this is is a guy who has fully internalized the aesthetic of Ferlinghetti's "Constantly Risking Absurdity." He seems to want to deny it to others.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 28, 2016 01:18 AM (xq1UY)
But yeah, most of the value in this may be in the engines and carbs lol.
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:19 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 01:19 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: chemjeff
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Not among thoughtful programmers... and certainly not scientists. Okay, real scientists, as contrasted with Bill Nye.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 01:20 AM (9mTYi)
Though stepping back a bit, the macro-fallaciousness of the whole thing just swamps everything and casts specific items like this in a different light. When undisputed geological record, and physics, and even our puny actual "data" (now, apparently, including radiosonde data, which shows basically a flatline since the 50s) support none of their conjectures masquerading as hypotheses ..... it's just ridiculous.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 28, 2016 01:20 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Blano
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The thing is, it's a bush-league mistake. Anyone taking Programming 101 in high school should not make the error.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 12:55 AM (w/iDp)
It's really easy to make stupid mistakes that support your position.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 01:20 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:20 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: JarvisW
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The carbs, if in good condition, would be worth the $500.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 01:22 AM (9mTYi)
(living life thru others)
Posted by: Blano at April 28, 2016 12:44 AM (3eoPa)
LOL.
No.
But prayers are accepted
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 28, 2016 01:01 AM (hlMPp)
Rootin' for ya!!
Posted by: Blano at April 28, 2016 01:22 AM (3eoPa)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 01:23 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 01:23 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2016 01:24 AM (uDjkO)
I think hes liquidating, so he might. He used to have some cool VWs, like a couple of multi window vans and a Thing, but they were gone soon after, but this MG sat there still, and I never saw the VWs online, so hes finally desperate enough to put it up there, so... maybe? lol
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:25 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 01:25 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:11 AM (Vy81P)
An ex-boss of mine rated America as the lifetime worst concert he had ever attended.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 01:25 AM (EzgxV)
I've used it before its like liquid copper.. lemme see if I can find it..
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:26 AM (Vy81P)
I think I asked you this before, but you're somewhere in the Detroit area, right?
I lived Downriver before I moved to Texas. My adult kids are still Downriver.
Posted by: Blano at April 28, 2016 01:26 AM (3eoPa)
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I just got here and you're gone, but in case you read my words, Slapweasel, thank you for saying them. Those are words I should say more myself.
Posted by: L, Elle at April 28, 2016 01:26 AM (4dbPD)
Let's hypothetically imagine that 10 temperature samples are taken:
3.4
3.5
3.4
3.5
3.4
3.5
3.4
3.5
3.4
3.5
Okay, by inspection, the average is 3.45 deg., but by their method, the reported temperature is 3.5 deg.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 01:16 AM (9mTYi)
Oh, yeah that is statistically wrong, at least based on what I know. The replicate measurements allow the temperature to be represented by more than just 2 digits.
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 01:27 AM (EeCZf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 01:28 AM (9mTYi)
thats one.. and should be able to get them in the gasket etc section of the parts store.. or order online
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:28 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2016 01:24 AM (uDjkO)
Solder?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 01:29 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu
lol, when did he see them?
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:29 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:30 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:31 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 01:31 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 01:16 AM (9mTYi)
So they're just rounding up?
Posted by: Blano at April 28, 2016 01:31 AM (3eoPa)
Posted by: cthulhu
lol, when did he see them?
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:29 AM (Vy81P)
IIRC, it was about 3 years after "Horse With No Name" came out. We met in the 00's, and he still felt ripped-off.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 01:32 AM (EzgxV)
You probably mean 5N, that's equivalent to my pre-N 4. I passed the last year before they changed numbering system. I'm about in the same situation: would like to get the 4N but don't have the time to study the kanji I'd need. Good luck in December, gambare!
Posted by: Socratease at April 28, 2016 01:32 AM (2GbWn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2016 01:33 AM (uDjkO)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:33 AM (Vy81P)
Thanks to all for the great chat tonight!
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 28, 2016 01:34 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:34 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 01:29 AM (EzgxV)
I wouldn't want to solder onto tempered glass. It might disintegrate from thermal stress. I think the factory tabs are either electroplated onto the fired-on grid, or else attached with silver-filled epoxy.
I will buy the Permatex product.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2016 01:36 AM (uDjkO)
There's conductive epoxy available.
Posted by: Socratease at April 28, 2016 01:37 AM (2GbWn)
I've use the one I posted for the lines before and it worked great, so I hope the TAB glue does too.. (their Rearview mirror glue does great too, so I have no complaints at least)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:38 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 28, 2016 01:38 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 28, 2016 01:16 AM (9mTYi)
I think there's something wrong when you use a bunch of 2 sig fig measurements to create a 3 sig fig average.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 01:38 AM (1D4Ef)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 28, 2016 01:38 AM (GdFQh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 28, 2016 01:38 AM (uDjkO)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:40 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 01:40 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Socratease at April 28, 2016 01:32 AM (2GbWn)
Yeah this is using the new post-2010 five level scheme. It gets confusing when looking at old study materials since you can't tell if level 4 means the old level 4 or the new 5N level.
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 28, 2016 01:40 AM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 28, 2016 01:41 AM (KRwzj)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 01:41 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 28, 2016 01:42 AM (GdFQh)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 01:43 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 28, 2016 01:43 AM (OQ9R7)
Forehead reminds me of the Brain guys from Kirk/StarTrek!
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 01:45 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 28, 2016 01:47 AM (rZ304)
Posted by: Darth Marxist at April 28, 2016 01:48 AM (Vy81P)
Slapweasel #361: I'm a forty-five year-old "kid" with grudges and idealistic tendencies that don't always agree with Biblical lessons.
Nice comment, Slap. Of course, I just scour the Bible for stuff. Psalms mostly. Find something worthwhile in almost every Psalm.
Not quite 20 years older, but still feel like a kid struggling to follow the Master's instructions.'
Earth is the nursery.
Posted by: mindful webworker in nursery school at April 28, 2016 01:55 AM (macz7)
Well put.
The difference between Jackass and Jack of All Trades?
Posted by: mindful webworker in fading mode at April 28, 2016 01:59 AM (macz7)
Haven't done it in YEARS.
"The main problem with the notion of self-defense is it imposes on justice, for everyone has the right for a fair trial. Therefore, using a firearm to defend oneself is not legal because if the attacker is killed, he or she is devoid of his or her rights."
Okay, you GENIUS.
Oh! I wouldn't want to IMPOSE on your notion of "justice" (what is it, a pastiche of Law and Order Episodes, some ID TV?)
If you truly, don't think that YOUR life is worth defending, then that's your own weird hang-up.
LIFE, LIBERTY, THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS .
(Note how LIFE comes in there 1st, you dildo)"
Posted by: Deety at April 28, 2016 02:02 AM (xPWMR)
You mean like glue, I presume. My first thought was of something more like concrete. Not exactly the best material for a window repair.
Wish I could remember everything I ever knew, 'cause it seems like there is such a thing. Oh, well. Someone in the Galactic Horde Knowledge Base will be along to answer, possibly before I can post this.
Posted by: mindful webworker cementing relationships at April 28, 2016 02:04 AM (macz7)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 28, 2016 02:04 AM (wB8Tg)
It may be a terrible choice, but the worst part is that not choosing *is* choosing.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 28, 2016 02:06 AM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Darth Marxist at April 28, 2016 02:07 AM (Vy81P)
Haha! So MANY good replies!
Posted by: mindful webworker laughingly at April 28, 2016 02:10 AM (macz7)
I *restrained* myself from getting all classical and quoting Aeschylus's "Orestia" and how all the blood-feuds and Furies got tamped down under Athena's "justice", didn't I?
Posted by: Deety at April 28, 2016 02:14 AM (xPWMR)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 02:16 AM (Vy81P)
♥
Hide thy face from my sins, and blot out all mine iniquities. Create in me a clean heart, O God; and renew a right spirit within me.
Posted by: mindful webworker laboring joyously at April 28, 2016 02:17 AM (macz7)
from the link somewhere above lol. Thanks!
I remember seeing that show on TV when it aired too.
Also, if interested, look up the Pickle Song
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 02:20 AM (Vy81P)
I think there's something wrong when you use a bunch of 2 sig fig measurements to create a 3 sig fig average.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 28, 2016 01:38 AM (1D4Ef)
No, that is statistically valid. Replicate measurements allow for greater precision. Basically, if you measure the temperature 100 times, and 50 of them are 3.4, and 50 of them are 3.5, the fact that you measured it so many times gives you confidence that the "true temperature" is pretty close to 3.45, with the added digit.
Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2016 02:22 AM (uAvJJ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 28, 2016 02:27 AM (wB8Tg)
Perhaps it does take the Goddess Athena to stop us from blood-feud.
(Canny bitch, distracting human nature into a more beneficial course!)
Posted by: Deety at April 28, 2016 02:27 AM (xPWMR)
"Venezuela Now Too Poor to Pay for Its Money"
This is what's wrong with Chavismo ... they're putting ink on paper that they will eventually use as toilet paper.
Everyone knows that the Chavez
I minted a few myself earlier today.
Posted by: Arbalest at April 28, 2016 02:29 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 02:36 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 02:37 AM (Vy81P)
Like, "2.5 Tubmans will get you a beer and some Jalapeno Poppers at Applebees".
At the VERY LEAST, I'd like to give the counterfeiters in NK some pause printing Franklins!
Posted by: Deety at April 28, 2016 02:40 AM (xPWMR)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 02:53 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 02:57 AM (EzgxV)
Our national weather service is really on it. With thunderstorms moving through the area, the current "Hazardous Weather Outlook" is timestamped
358 AM CDT WED APR 27 2016
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 03:04 AM (ghfOx)
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 03:06 AM (ghfOx)
WTF is a "flawed ink cartridge anti-piracy measure"? Are the greedy bastards actually trying to keep you from using anything but a virgin HP cartridge?
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 03:09 AM (ghfOx)
So that is what cute girls duing cute things on motorcylces, a little girl being branded on the butt with hot metal, and Jesus with the Holy Grail all have to do with each other...
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at April 28, 2016 03:11 AM (vBeA5)
Each cartrage is like $10, but the older ones dont care if they are refilled at Cartrage World
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 03:12 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 03:22 AM (ghfOx)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 28, 2016 02:06 AM (wB8Tg)
That's something these people don't understand, that choosing inaction, or choosing not to decide is still a decision, and still has consequences. They think they can live in some kind of magic fairyland where cause and effect are not joined at the hip.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 28, 2016 03:28 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Jimi at April 28, 2016 03:29 AM (Vy81P)
This is beyond disgusting. "Labioplasty"???? Bullshit. This is female genital mutilation and it has its roots in Islam. Rape, mutilation and murder...coming to a camp near you soon.
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 03:34 AM (ghfOx)
Here is "The First Movement" played on the 8-string electric bass by Finn Baulch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_h8L7eMfUI
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2016 03:36 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: SoMaSprite at April 28, 2016 03:37 AM (F5hTl)
Been there, done that. A meth freak I worked with drew a bead on me. How can I help?
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 03:40 AM (ghfOx)
Maybe it will make me feel better about my situation.
Posted by: SoMaSprite at April 28, 2016 03:42 AM (F5hTl)
WTF is a "flawed ink cartridge anti-piracy measure"? Are the greedy bastards actually trying to keep you from using anything but a virgin HP cartridge?
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 03:09 AM (ghfOx)
I'm trying not to ragestorm past where they can talk me down, but we got an Officejet 8630 around May, set it up with a dedicated printserver so that it could be printer A on network 1 and printer Z on network 2, got it running and it worked. Printed a few things using the setup cartridges, but not much -- figured it'd tell us when we needed to feed it ink. It's a color printer (inherently more expensive), so network 1 used a different printer by default. Then the printserver logged-off network 2.....and nobody noticed for a couple of months.
So, around August, we try to light it up, and it throws an error code 0xc19a0024. HP won't tell you what that really means. Internet sources suggest "clogged printer head" -- which would make sense, based on sustained disuse. They suggest repeated soaking in 1/8" of distilled water until ink doesn't stain it -- this makes sense for gronk in the nozzles, so we try it. Doesn't work, and real life intrudes.
Real life lets-up after tax day, so it's back to fixing things. The fiancee's employee discount on some weird plan runs out at the end of the month, there's nothing very interesting except......an HP Officejet Pro 276dw which uses the same printer cartridges as the dead 8630 for $80.
I get the 276dw, snag the printhead, pop it into the 8630 with the 276's setup cartridges.....and it works!!! Swap out the setup cartridges for production, and I should be golden....
Toss the once-used 276 setup cartridges into the former 8630 printhead and try to boot, and it throws an 0xc19a0013 error which HP will not explain in English. Since they look much the same, I figure it's the same clogged nozzle and go into HP tech support.
I figure I need an unclogged printhead and a recommendation for a cron job that will print a test page every X number of days to keep the nozzles clear. Instead, we enter The Twilight Zone.
It might be that the original '0024 error code means "I forgot that I was ever set up", and the '0013 error code means "I've been setup on a different printer". No clogs. Only the ownership of print cartridges. But I can't be sure until escalation, if then. And the solution might be to send me new setup ink cartridges (which are not for sale) and not a new printhead.
I can say that once I approve another printer vendor, I probably won't be changing until they piss me off as much as HP is.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 03:46 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2016 03:48 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: SoMaSprite at April 28, 2016 03:37 AM (F5hTl)
It's best to assume that all of your coworkers are out to get you.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 03:48 AM (EzgxV)
That was actually the second time someone had gone after me. Previously, working airline res, they'd tried to sack me because I was taking half the calls the other agents were taking. But I was booking twice the number of reservations. Both times the quality of my work was what saved me.
If you've got someone actively sabotaging you about all you can do is fall back on the work you've done. If the company prefers to pay attention to the troublemaker instead of evaluating your record fairly perhaps you're working for the wrong company.
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 03:56 AM (ghfOx)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 03:48 AM (EzgxV)
Oh, no. That's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe has that.
Posted by: Slartibartfast at April 28, 2016 04:00 AM (Vy81P)
That was actually the second time someone had gone after me. Previously, working airline res, they'd tried to sack me because I was taking half the calls the other agents were taking. But I was booking twice the number of reservations. Both times the quality of my work was what saved me.
If you've got someone actively sabotaging you about all you can do is fall back on the work you've done. If the company prefers to pay attention to the troublemaker instead of evaluating your record fairly perhaps you're working for the wrong company.
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 03:56 AM (ghfOx)
One very scary wrinkle is that sane grifters usually go after the company for hiring you, the scumbucket -- after all, the company has more money. This means that it is the company's best interests to defend you as an individual. But particularly insane plaintiffs will readily settle with the company but continue to come after you personally.....at which point the company has little interest in covering -- or even aiding -- your defense. You can face huge legal bills on your own nickel, have documents that would exonerate you sealed-up in the corporation, and face personal ruin.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 04:07 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 03:48 AM (EzgxV)
Oh, no. That's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the universe has that.
Posted by: Slartibartfast at April 28, 2016 04:00 AM (Vy81P)
Maybe, just for once, it's normal because it's accurate....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 04:08 AM (EzgxV)
I've been neglectful of us ONT chirren'
Sorry, LIFE intrudes most spectacularly sometimes!
Love to ALL!
(Whatever happened to...)
Posted by: Deety at April 28, 2016 04:13 AM (xPWMR)
I've been neglectful of us ONT chirren'
Sorry, LIFE intrudes most spectacularly sometimes!
Love to ALL!
(Whatever happened to...)
Posted by: Deety at April 28, 2016 04:13 AM (xPWMR)
Well do I know that life happens!!! Which (of so many) are you wondering what happened to???? And, dear heart, I hope you'll be here again and again and again and again....I've missed you terribly.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 04:18 AM (EzgxV)
I knew a professor that went to a bar to talk "shop" with a gal, who then went to the bar to get drinks for both of them.. you can see where this is going..
She spiked the drink, and as he got wasted said things he shouldnt have about her, being her teacher and all.. (that she was encouraging)
Needless to say, less than a week later he was offering his resignation after the semester...
And she got to finish her degree with a MUCH more valuable lesson...
heh
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 04:22 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 04:24 AM (ghfOx)
Awaiting coffee.
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at April 28, 2016 04:25 AM (8BJMp)
I knew a professor that went to a bar to talk "shop" with a gal, who then went to the bar to get drinks for both of them.. you can see where this is going..
She spiked the drink, and as he got wasted said things he shouldnt have about her, being her teacher and all.. (that she was encouraging)
Needless to say, less than a week later he was offering his resignation after the semester...
And she got to finish her degree with a MUCH more valuable lesson...
heh
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 04:22 AM (Vy81P)
....and she'll take that wrecking ball to her next situation (out of academia). It's awful that every interpersonal transaction has to be weighed in the scales of personal ruin.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 04:25 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 04:27 AM (Vy81P)
Well, that's like looking in the mirror.
Since my coworker was hired, it has been complaint after complaint after complaint, nearly every week, SOMETHING comes up. So, I'm being talked about behind my back, and then my boss reprimands me.
A lot of the things that are being complained about are things that the people who I taked over my job from did with no complaint at all. So, I do things exactly like the previous people, and then all of the sudden, I'm supposed to change things. Which, I don't mind being flexible.
Back Story: lesson in no good deed goes unpunished. Because I am so efficient, I was/am able to get duties that previously took 5 days done in 4 days. Which, good for me, but this led to me, due to financial reasons and what not, being asked to go down to 4 days a week. Either I could take 4 days a week or I would be out of a job.
Well, as it turned out, I was fine with going down to 4 days a week. It was worth it for me to have a day off every week. So, I accepted. At the time, however, I told my boss that there would be some weeks- not every day, not every week- but some weeks, I would be very work-heavy, so I'd need to work through lunch every so often to get that work done. This was fine, all was agreed upon.
Fast forward a year till now, and my coworker voiced complaints that I was working through lunch, and that out of fairness, I should be forced to take a lunch.
I love my work, but I am thinking of looking for other jobs.
Posted by: SoMaSprite at April 28, 2016 04:28 AM (F5hTl)
about her, being her teacher and all.. (that she was encouraging)"
Sgut, why didn't I think of that? Much better than sleeping with them.
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 04:28 AM (ghfOx)
Posted by: Deety at April 28, 2016 04:29 AM (xPWMR)
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 04:24 AM (ghfOx)
I've purchased overpriced HP ink before and dealt with it. This is the first time that HP has slagged two printers over concerns about using non-HP ink when I never did.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 04:30 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SoMaSprite at April 28, 2016 04:30 AM (F5hTl)
My heart goes out to you. You probably dread going to work every day. This is no way to live.
Maybe you know a guy who knows a guy who...well, you know.
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 04:33 AM (ghfOx)
SoMaSprite, thats sucks so bad.
If you can produce like that is there some other company nearby that would grab you up?
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 04:34 AM (Vy81P)
Serious now.
Somebody on the Twitterz mentioned Captain Whitebread.
He OK?
Posted by: Deety at April 28, 2016 04:29 AM (xPWMR)
Captain Whitebread has been having some not ok times, but the Horde has been monitoring and sustaining him. I don't have a twitter presence or backchannel to him, so I can only be of limited help.
If you have personal knowledge of a crisis and no backdoor, step onto the blog and shout it out.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 04:37 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SoMaSprite at April 28, 2016 04:39 AM (F5hTl)
STUPID VENEZUELANS!
Trying to print 3-D color on their non-existent toilet paper!
(According to WIRED)
An affluent society falling into decadent over consumption of...hair dryers (2 days per week).
Posted by: Deety at April 28, 2016 04:40 AM (xPWMR)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 04:41 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 04:42 AM (Vy81P)
STUPID VENEZUELANS!
Trying to print 3-D color on their non-existent toilet paper!
(According to WIRED)
An affluent society falling into decadent over consumption of...hair dryers (2 days per week).
Posted by: Deety at April 28, 2016 04:40 AM (xPWMR)
I can't help but feel the same about our country -- there are real serious problems in this land (unsustainable public pensions, for instance) -- and yet the argument du jour is about letting folks with penises whiz in women's bathrooms.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2016 04:45 AM (EzgxV)
Just, do my work, and not have to worry about it.
Posted by: SoMaSprite at April 28, 2016 04:47 AM (F5hTl)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 04:48 AM (Vy81P)
That's pretty much the only way I can work outside of the gigs I get.
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 04:49 AM (Vy81P)
Speaking from the perspective of a boss whose hired and fired lots of people over the years ... she wouldn't have made it back to her desk.
Pro-tip, provide your boss with hard documented evidence of malfeasance, so she can be fired.
(I realize my phrasing could be construed as sexist, and perhaps racist. But, I don't care. I am a racist, sexist misanthrope pig; who enjoys it.)
Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2016 05:16 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 05:18 AM (Vy81P)
Let these fruitcake deal with a couple of purses loaded with rolls of quarters.
Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2016 05:19 AM (cXiMR)
It's not about the whizzing.
I won't shop at Target.
Because...I WILL HAVE a "PROBLEM" w/ "some -dude" flopping his DICK around in a women's restroom in front of vulnerable women and girls no matter WHAT permission slip he gets from the ACLU.
I had a "problem" back, in the 80's in a public restroom, in a train station, with HS friends WAITING for me to come back out (like everyday!).
13 minutes (they announce the track departures) it took.
Forgive me if I have NO FUCKING INTEREST in INTERVIEWING you about your GENDER PREFERENCES when you slam ANY girl up against the sink.
Posted by: Deety at April 28, 2016 05:19 AM (xPWMR)
If you can produce like that is there some other company nearby that would grab you up?
Start with your direct competition
Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2016 05:20 AM (cXiMR)
It's amazing how often aggression triumphs over ability.
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 05:21 AM (ghfOx)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 05:23 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2016 05:23 AM (cXiMR)
But F Yeah!! If your place wont defend you, then F it!! (stay untill you land better of course!! I didnt lol!)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 05:26 AM (Vy81P)
Now, don't get me wrong. I think my coworker would leave in a heartbeat if another job came along. So, I'm not sure there is any loyalty involved.
But if my coworker told my boss the sky was green, I have no doubt it would be believed.
Posted by: SoMaSprite at April 28, 2016 05:30 AM (F5hTl)
Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2016 05:32 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 05:33 AM (Vy81P)
Eh, I can't say that truly.
I've BEEN sorry, an awful lot.
Ruined my sense of myself, when I was younger.
I regret not getting past it, not growing up, in time.
But if I WON'T forget and if I can't earn FORGIVENESS.
I'd be kind of OK slapping some dumb-shits around, on MY way to hell.
Posted by: Deety at April 28, 2016 05:34 AM (xPWMR)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 05:34 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 05:35 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 05:36 AM (Vy81P)
But, they share family activities and things like that, so I think that's how coworker got in good graces, by being social with the boss.
So, now anything work-related is gospel.
Posted by: SoMaSprite at April 28, 2016 05:39 AM (F5hTl)
Same song here. While I was busy doing my job, she was busy sucking up to the boss.
I guess how much you put up with depends on how badly you need the job.
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 05:40 AM (ghfOx)
Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2016 05:40 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 05:40 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: Deety at April 28, 2016 05:41 AM (xPWMR)
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 05:41 AM (ghfOx)
Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2016 05:40 AM (cXiMR)
Oh, shit.. Is this the real life??
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 05:43 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 05:44 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 05:48 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2016 05:49 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2016 05:50 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 05:51 AM (ghfOx)
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 05:52 AM (ghfOx)
Is this just a weak boss or do you just suck at weaseling?
Do you want a boss you respect, or the position of #1 Weasle?
What are you fighting for?
NEVER fight to be Weasel # 3...
("They respected my EFFORT!)
No, they didn't. They laughed at you when you tried and will piss on your grave when you fail.
Posted by: Deety at April 28, 2016 05:53 AM (xPWMR)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 05:53 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 05:57 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 05:59 AM (Vy81P)
My take is, if you don't print color often enough to keep the cartridges from drying and becoming clogged, there is no point to owning such a printer. You'll spend less paying someone for the use of theirs, be it a neighbor or a local business and you'll experience far less frustration.
For inexpensive BW lasers, I give Samsung my recommendation. What you get for under $100 these day is simply amazing. 1200 dpi, USB, wired and wireless networking with smartphone app support, full duplex, and really small.
Posted by: Epobirs at April 28, 2016 05:59 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:02 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/gpzv9ce
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/j7474xk
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:04 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/hz44vwj
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:04 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:04 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/h3a2ysw
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:04 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:05 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/h4h9lts
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:05 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/jthxa6c
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:05 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/jt2culc
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:05 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/z3d8xqp
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:06 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Deety at April 28, 2016 06:06 AM (xPWMR)
http://tinyurl.com/jb2t2l9
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:06 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/hpmohqq
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:06 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/zhaehc5
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:07 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:07 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/zo3wk2q
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:07 AM (vvmPQ)
http://tinyurl.com/jd5pcmt
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:07 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:08 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:08 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:08 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 06:08 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 06:09 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2016 05:16 AM (cXiMR)
You are among friends!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 06:13 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 06:15 AM (Vy81P)
http://tinyurl.com/gw3ml8n
"In order to make housing 'fair' for all Americans"
So if your twice convicted pot-growing drug-dealer next door neighbor causes you and your family to die in a drug-related mass shooting, you will be happy to know, in your final moments, that your ex-con neighbors were the beneficiaries of fairness in housing.
Let fairness begin with you, Julian. Invite the convicted thugs to buy in your neighborhood.
Morning folks.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 06:17 AM (Bbsg+)
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 06:18 AM (Bbsg+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 06:19 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 06:19 AM (Vy81P)
Three hours of political discourse for family entertainment.
Pretty good evening.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 06:22 AM (ptqRm)
members of the same family in rural Pike County, Ohio, has set residents
on edge and sent investigators into overdrive as they try to find out
who killed the Rhoden family members, and why.Adding to the intrigue: the discovery of marijuana growing operations at three of the four crime scenes.
Sure JarvisW.
Help yourself.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 06:24 AM (Bbsg+)
That is more of Obama's racial bigotry. He actually started this several months ago and some slow news servers are just finding it. The idea behind it is that blacks get sent to jail by a larger portion of their population do discriminating against convicted felons is racist.
Note that these are "strong" recommendations but do not have the force of law. The 1964 civil rights act has nothing in it about felons.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:24 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 06:26 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Frampton at April 28, 2016 06:27 AM (gwG9s)
Deety, we haven't met but I can sure see why cooth was excited to see you.
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 06:27 AM (ghfOx)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 06:27 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 06:29 AM (ghfOx)
It gets pushed in ur faces as racist charges of not wanting to rent to poor or black people.
But that is that it comes down to.
You will lose the right to decide if you wish to participate in a federal program.
Sounds a whole lot like ObamaCare, don't it?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 06:30 AM (ptqRm)
Vic, when did you slip those links in? I didn't think it took me that long to make a pot of coffee.
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 06:29 AM (ghfOx)
Started at #511. I started posting the news links in the ONT last week since we no longer get an EMT. I have been posting them shortly after 6 am.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:30 AM (vvmPQ)
I have owned rental houses and paid pretty good money for open records
searches which can reveal some significant criminal history. I wondered what the impact would be on investors who make a lot of money off of providing at least nominally safe housing.
Note that these are "strong" recommendations but do not have the force of law.
Not for lack of trying , I'm sure. Hillary probably has a draft H.B. filed away in a drawer somewhere addressing just this matter.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 06:31 AM (Bbsg+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 06:30 AM (ptqRm)
Simple solution; move out of Baltimore County and Maryland for that matter.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:32 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 06:32 AM (Vy81P)
has a draft H.B. filed away in a drawer somewhere addressing just this
matter.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 06:31 AM (Bbsg+)
When I say not force of law that is meant to be federal law. There may be local Nazi law that forces this. And it is unconstitutional as hell.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:33 AM (vvmPQ)
I'm pretty libertarian about drug usage- right up to the part where it endangers me or mine.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 06:34 AM (Bbsg+)
Working on it.
If all goes well, Summerville S.C by fall.
Time to get back from behind enemy lines.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 06:34 AM (ptqRm)
You need Coblog status then!
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 06:32 AM (Vy81P)
MH has been posting his news dump somewhere between 0745 and 0800.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:35 AM (vvmPQ)
Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Thanks for the news, Vic.
That story above about the grade schooolers forbidden to sing the National Anthem infuriates me. Not because of the nasty, jackbooted attitude of the guards - I expect that, and frankly, it should be a salutary wake-up call for anyone who thinks LEOs would be on the side of the Constitution if Barky or Scankles called for mowing down American citizens - but the supine, pantywaisted, utterly gutless response by the tour leaders, to simply back down, grovel and tell the children, "you have to follow the rules!"
If anyone doesn't believe "America" - our America, a land of rugged individualists, freedom-loving citizens and iconoclasts - is dead, that story ought to wake you from your coma.
***
Anyway, let's try for a cheery story. This comes courtesy of the great character actor Pat O'Brien:
It seems there was an old ham actor who, to his surprise, landed a bit part in a new Broadway play. In Act I, he was to play a Lower East Side barfly who walks into a saloon. And then he was to play the same character in Act III.
On opening night, he strolled on to the saloon set, did his bit and walked out. When he got to the wings, the stage director snarled, "You dope - you left your hat on the bar and the whole audience noticed it."
The contrite actor mouthed his apologies and silently vowed to set things right. And so, Act III rolled around. The actor strolled on to the saloon set, grabbed his hat and jammed it firmly on to his head. To his astonishment, the audience burst into laughter and gave him a standing ovation when he left the stage.
"What happened?" he asked the stage manager. "What did I do?"
"You idiot," the SM spat. "This scene takes place fifteen years later!"
Hope you all have a wonderful day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2016 06:37 AM (X6fMO)
Moochie's Fascist Federal Daycare French-fry restrictions only apply to daycares that receive federal funds.
You take their money and they own you.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 06:38 AM (Bbsg+)
Posted by: JarvisW at April 28, 2016 06:42 AM (Vy81P)
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 06:42 AM (ghfOx)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 06:42 AM (ptqRm)
Time to get back from behind enemy lines.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 06:34 AM (ptqRm)
Make sue you get a house in a neighborhood not being aggravated by crime fallout from Charleston. But otherwise Summerville is a fairly nice place and has proximity to the beach.
And old Charleston has become a tourist mecca and has some outstanding restaurants.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:45 AM (vvmPQ)
Toy manufacturers may be looking forward to a banner year. Looks like Obama's skills as the greatest gun salesman in America aren't limited to the real thing.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 06:47 AM (Bbsg+)
Another site did that story and they are not prohibited form singing. They have to get a $35 permit to sing. More government taxes at work.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:48 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 06:48 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 28, 2016 06:49 AM (SXLjq)
The only thing that Shit Midas does well is sell guns.
Well, there's that whole buttsex thing, but that's a different topic.
Right Reggie?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 06:49 AM (ptqRm)
Better than most big cities in the country.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 28, 2016 06:50 AM (Zu3d9)
Racist/communist SPLC accuses Trump
Cher attacks Trump
Obama lashed out at Trump
Enemy of my enemy.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 06:50 AM (Bbsg+)
Deety, if you're still here...thanks for asking about me. "Not OK", as cooth said, is a good way to describe my life lately...depression issues, mostly. Thanks to the grace of God, and the support of the Horde, I'm doing alright.
Vic, I rarely post this early in the morning, so I'll take this time to thank you for the morning news.
Now, I'm off to exercise, then to work. I'll lurk, but for some reason, I can't post here from the job. I can get to the page, but any comment I make just disappears.
Have a good Thursday, everyone.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 28, 2016 06:51 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 06:51 AM (nbrY/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Yes. Good point.
I guess "infringes on my freedom" might be better.
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 06:53 AM (Bbsg+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 28, 2016 06:53 AM (ptqRm)
but for some reason, I can't post here from the job. I can get to the
page, but any comment I make just disappears.
Have a good Thursday, everyone.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 28, 2016 06:51 AM (rJUlF)
Probably has a site code on auto-delete by Pixy due to troll posting.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:53 AM (vvmPQ)
Enjoy the day, each minute.
Do not think of yesterday or tomorrow.
(((Hugs))) & prayers
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 06:53 AM (nbrY/)
Do you realize we've suffered through two thousand six hundred fifty-four days of this SOB?
Sorry I mentioned that. Dwell on the first number.
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 06:55 AM (ghfOx)
Sorry to hear of your troubles. Great to hear that you are exercising. When it comes to depression, if you're not swimming you're drowning.
Keep those endorphins pumping!
Posted by: Mortimer at April 28, 2016 06:55 AM (Bbsg+)
No contest. Bow and arrow.
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 06:56 AM (ghfOx)
I thought those bow and arrow sets with the rubber suction cups on the arrows had been banned because those cups come off easily and have resulted in injuries.
In fact, when I was a kid we would take them off and use a pencil sharpener to put points on the arrows.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:56 AM (vvmPQ)
I made my version of French toast for the lid (egg, half&half, vanilla) and there was leftover mix, which I added an egg, and made a scrambled egg with cheese.
It's good.
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 06:57 AM (nbrY/)
Sorry about the lack of response earlier on the classed/classless IP thing. I was getting ready for work and didn't think to check back. In case you check back, I'll try to explain it.
Basically, early in the days of the internet, IANA, the organization that was formed to keep IP addresses sorted, would give out addresses in job lots with what was called a class license. The Class A licenses gave you about 16 million addresses, Class B's gave you 65,534, and Class C gave you 254. The exact numbers were due to the magic of binary numbers. Unfortunately, this was extremely inconvenient.
Not only was IANA not careful about how they handed out the class licenses, but they were also in inconvenient sizes for real-world users. Suppose you're an ISP with 2 million subscribers. Do you get 1 Class A, or a whole bunch of Class B's? Most of them got a single Class A, and let the unused addresses go to waste... and since IP addresses are now a precious resource, they guard their class licenses jealously and refuse to trade.
IPv6 does away with that. No more class licenses, every device generates a much longer, unique address that's based on your regional backbone servers, your ISP, and your network card's MAC address, and there's such a ridiculous amount of combinations that we'll (hopefully) never use them, or they'll have to do something that has an even more ungodly amount of possible combinations...
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 28, 2016 06:57 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 06:59 AM (ghfOx)
Another site did that story and they are not prohibited form singing. They have to get a $35 permit to sing. More government taxes at work.
It's not so much the permit that bothers me as the knuckling under, Vic.
And Captain Whitebread, if you ever get back to this thread, my thoughts are with you. Believe me, I know what depression does to a person. Hope you get out of the trough soon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2016 07:02 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: no good deed at April 28, 2016 07:05 AM (GgxVX)
Moles, those things are nasty, but we have a cute groundhog we see every once in a while
Posted by: SoMaSprite at April 28, 2016 07:11 AM (F5hTl)
Excuse me? You trapped it and then paid $250 to have it euthanized instead of driving it ten miles out into the country and releasing it? Why?
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 07:12 AM (ghfOx)
Can you use something like marine-tex or
JB weld and run a small diameter wire through it before it hardens ?
Posted by: JT at April 28, 2016 07:13 AM (LgWIP)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 28, 2016 07:14 AM (X6fMO)
Domestic Violence convictions are excluded from the list of criminal
behavior which can not be used to disqualify a criminal from renting.
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.But they do disqualify you from ever legally owning a gun. Funny how that works out isn't it?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 28, 2016 07:17 AM (iONHu)
What you have been hit with is not that they don't want you killing pests like moles and groundhogs. They don't want you shooting a gun in a residential area. Nearly every State and local community in the country has some version of those laws.
Even here in Podunct, SC I can not discharge a weapon where I live and it is a $500 fine for first offense. And that is why I took down my bird feeder because I could not take the shotgun to the cowbirds and grackles who were stripping it.
Note also that I do not live in the city limits, but the law still applies because I live in a residential area, as zoned by the county.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 07:17 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 07:19 AM (WavOX)
Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2016 07:22 AM (25ide)
As I said, it's illegal. But the next time, under the cover of darkness...
Posted by: no good deed at April 28, 2016 07:22 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: no good deed at April 28, 2016 07:23 AM (GgxVX)
I realize no gun fire in the city limits, Vic, but I couldn't poison it either. It really is a racket.
Posted by: no good deed at April 28, 2016 07:23 AM (GgxVX)
Would seem to me that it would be damn near impossible for them to catch you "poisoning it".
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 07:25 AM (vvmPQ)
I wouldn't usually think about such things, but they're the ones with those fucking horns at ball games, right?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 28, 2016 07:26 AM (eHpnh)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at April 28, 2016 07:26 AM (j443w)
infra-structure over strike. One wonders if these stooges know that is a
serious federal crime?
http://tinyurl.com/h4h9lts
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 06:05 AM (vvmPQ)
There's road construction just up the road from me...repaving a two mile stretch, and the day before yesterday, at the end of the work day, one of the construction vehicles took out a utility pole. Power was out for about twelve hours, while the power company put up a new pole, and restrung power lines.
Verizon shares the pole, and their cables are still laying on the ground, and blocking one driveway. That cable is directly between me, and the local verizon building....and so when someone breaks that, I'll be losing phone, and my shitty internet until such time as Verizon caves to union demands.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 28, 2016 07:28 AM (vRKfn)
Posted by: no good deed at April 28, 2016 07:22 AM (GgxVX)
So you did. I'm sorry I missed it. Yes, next time an act of defiance might be in order.
I live right on the Mississippi and have a rat problem. Next thing you know the cops will be on my doorstep to arrest me for dumping the rats out of the Tin Cat into the yard. (From where, yes, they will probably come back in but I will feel sanctimonious for not having killed them.)
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 07:28 AM (ghfOx)
FYI, I heard that Racoons can hold their breath a long time.
Posted by: Cicero Skip at April 28, 2016 07:29 AM (FIrEF)
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 07:30 AM (ghfOx)
We all have a rat problem. Its just that the "rats" are located in DC.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 07:31 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Billy the Exterminator at April 28, 2016 07:33 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at April 28, 2016 07:33 AM (QRui2)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 28, 2016 07:33 AM (eHpnh)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 28, 2016 07:36 AM (vvmPQ)
It's too bad we can't trap and dump THEM...preferably in North Korea.
Posted by: creeper at April 28, 2016 07:36 AM (ghfOx)
OK so good I ordered another. Great breakfast.
Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2016 07:38 AM (uUhhd)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 28, 2016 07:33 AM (eHpnh)
Sure are.
What state are you in?
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at April 28, 2016 07:39 AM (QRui2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 07:40 AM (V/InG)
Alabama. Generally gun-friendly, but there could definitely be improvements to our laws.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 28, 2016 07:40 AM (eHpnh)
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at April 28, 2016 07:41 AM (QRui2)
Suppressors are legal there.
Right?
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at April 28, 2016 07:43 AM (QRui2)
Indeed, just one day after MP Naz Shah was suspended for calling for the mass-deportation of Israeli Jews to America (among other anti-Semitic statements she posted online), a senior party figure close to leader Jeremy Corbyn has publicly backed her - and claimed that Adolf Hitler was "supporting Zionism" for good measure.
Senior UK Labour Party official: Hitler supported Zionism
Former London Mayor Ken Livingstone claims Hitler only 'ended up' killing Jews after 'going mad', says no anti-Semitism in his party.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 07:44 AM (V/InG)
Posted by: pst314 at April 28, 2016 07:46 AM (T4dRn)
Posted by: KWDreaming at April 28, 2016 07:47 AM (vvQF4)
LMAO
Hey Fritz, it's America not the EU. America First...Hey Fritz I got an idea, how about ponying up some more money for defense?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 07:48 AM (V/InG)
Posted by: Groucho at April 28, 2016 07:49 AM (gwG9s)
French deputies voted by 55-44 in favour of the resolution to lift the sanctions slapped on Moscow by the 28-member EU after Russia annexed Crimea and tension escalated with Ukraine.
How do you say surrender in Frenchie?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 07:50 AM (V/InG)
Freedom fighters ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 28, 2016 07:51 AM (V/InG)
Yeah, I wasn't clear. It's the fed requirements that are so onerous. You do have to get a separate background check and permission from the sheriff for each suppressor, though.
I've been thinking about trying some of the rigs like oil filters, but I'm not sure it's worth the risk.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 28, 2016 07:51 AM (eHpnh)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 28, 2016 07:52 AM (WavOX)
Posted by: Trump 2016 at April 28, 2016 07:53 AM (gwG9s)
#SocialismIsDaBomb
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 07:55 AM (mvenn)
Well it would be a nice change from the asshole currently in the White House with his America last attitude
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2016 07:55 AM (45oDG)
#SocialismIsDaBomb
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 28, 2016 07:55 AM (mvenn)
He's turning into his own little Venezuela
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 28, 2016 07:56 AM (45oDG)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at April 28, 2016 07:56 AM (B+Arn)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 08:01 AM (nbrY/)
Posted by: @votermom at April 28, 2016 08:01 AM (nbrY/)
Im thinking not so good. She'll find a 'Rising Star' (MSM quote) who is similar to Bernie ideologically but doesn't make the combined age of the ticket more than the age of the country.
Posted by: jsg at April 28, 2016 08:08 AM (uUhhd)
Posted by: mindful webworker knows the thread is superceded at April 28, 2016 08:14 AM (macz7)
Have-a-heart trap and relocated it a few miles out on a farm that my
husbands family used to own....as to the deer that was messing with our
garden husband shot it from the deck in his bathing suit, called our
italian friend who came right up and dressed it and took it away....it's
all good.
Posted by: KWDreaming at April 28, 2016 07:47 AM (vvQF4)
What was the deer doing in your husband's bathing suit?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 28, 2016 08:20 AM (JO9+V)
Car I'm in smells like stale vomit.
So the day can only get better from here
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW
The fresh stuff actually smells worse.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 28, 2016 01:38 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Darth Randall
You would probably also have to spread around a few thousand in political donations, fix a few parking tickets and hand out a few probations.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at April 28, 2016 01:44 PM (kfcYC)
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