EMT 4/23/2016 [krakatoa]

Morons, I got nuthin'. Here's hoping next week is better.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 06:00 AM

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1 Good morning horde

Take it away Vic

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2016 05:57 AM (Dpy/y)

2 (Cue the music introduction )

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2016 05:58 AM (Dpy/y)

3 (applause starts)

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2016 05:59 AM (Dpy/y)

4 (APPLAUSE IS LOUDER)

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2016 06:00 AM (Dpy/y)

5 DAY 1,264

199 to go (272 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2016 06:00 AM (p4UlV)

6 Well I ain't got much either dues to invasion of the in-laws I did not get to bed until late last night and then had a "wrong number" call at 2 am. So slept late this morning here's what I have so far.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)

7
Under 200 days to go until Hilary gets selected, and then the nation dies.

But smile!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2016 06:01 AM (p4UlV)

8 Good Morning Morons. Today is Saturday, April 23, 2016. On this day in 1635 the first public school in the United States, Boston Latin School, was founded in Boston. That school is still in operation today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:01 AM (vvmPQ)

9 Whoo Hoo we're under 200 to go!

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2016 06:02 AM (Dpy/y)

10 Sears to close another 78 stores to try and increase profitability in this "wonderful rebounding economy". When the economy is in the shits the way ours has been since 2009 stores that were struggling before start losing.

http://tinyurl.com/hmgz3zv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:02 AM (vvmPQ)

11
There's a difference between rebounding and bouncing along the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2016 06:02 AM (p4UlV)

12 Three black teen girls were killed by drowning while 15 feet in the water in a stolen car after losing control and landing in a pond in FL. Of course the families have lawyered up and are making accusations that the police "debated" whether to save them or not. Police say those charges are BS, but little do they know that where the SJWs are involved now and the hint of a quick cash killing, reality and truth are the first casualty. These teen girls already had a long record and trouble with police.

http://tinyurl.com/j4gaxvd

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)

13 Virginia's Democrat governor with pen and phone is changing the voting laws of VA to allow 200,000 convicted felons to vote in the upcoming Presidential election because discrimination or something. If what he is doing is what this article says most States already do this anyway.

http://tinyurl.com/gkomk4j

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)

14 Unlike the US press the British press is not kissing Obama's ass and covering up his crap.

During a joint press conference in London with President Barack Obama and U.K. Prime Minister David Cameron on Friday, a reporter with the BBC asked President Obama if it was any of his business to say whether or not the U.K. should remain in the European Union.

http://tinyurl.com/zjjmqlx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)

15 After imposing her BS crummy food rules on school children the Mooch tells her adoring press that her favorite food is pizza and french fries which would be banned under her school lunch rules. Which were passed under a Democrat congress and the Republicans have made zero move to get rid of.

http://tinyurl.com/z75fquo

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:04 AM (vvmPQ)

16 I'll continue to post some things but first I need to eat a little something and take my morning meds.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:05 AM (vvmPQ)

17 16 I'll continue to post some things but first I need to eat a little something and take my morning meds.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:05 AM (vvmPQ)

The last thing we want is you off your meds!

I keed! I keed!

Have a bagel for us Yids on matzo for a week.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2016 06:09 AM (p4UlV)

18 Morning, Peeps.

Posted by: fluffy at April 23, 2016 06:09 AM (2hcmo)

19
Question never heard by Moochelle at that press conference:

"Mrs. Obama, don't you think it's insensitive, if not hypocritical, for you to say that your favorite foods are pizza and French fries when the diet you imposed on American school children has banned those items outright?"

Yeah. Sure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2016 06:11 AM (p4UlV)

20 Seven Earf Day predictions made by the watermelons that the press has conveniently swept under the rug.

http://tinyurl.com/htctphs

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:17 AM (vvmPQ)

21 There's a difference between rebounding and bouncing along the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2016 06:02 AM (p4UlV)

B-b-b-b-but, lowest jobless claims in fOrtypLusyearzzzzz!!!11111 eLebInTy!!!!

- Progtarded Infants everywhere

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at April 23, 2016 06:20 AM (rbPBV)

22 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2016 06:21 AM (ptqRm)

23 TGF on CNN, holding a town hall in London. I'm not even sure what he's talking about. Going to college is important, but I don't know if it had anything to do with what he was asked. I'll hang around and wait to see if he says something truly incoherent or if he says something that actually makes sense.

Actually he's doing what he does well. Gets asked a question and rambles for five minutes.

and it's raining. phoo.

Posted by: Satan of Walpurgis VT at April 23, 2016 06:22 AM (ctqZB)

24 My God, what knockers!

Went down the Dark Roasted Blend rabbit hole and found "Esoteric Door Knockers and Handles":

http://tinyurl.com/zlupdvj

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 23, 2016 06:22 AM (jR7Wy)

25 vivicate..? is that a word or did TFG just make it up?

"in the United States we once had three television stations... and everyone had the same understanding of what the facts were on any situation" approximate quote, and now he's noting that you watch Fox or read Huffington... oh, and having different points of view make it harder to compromise. Boy is this guy a dolt, and he's still answering the same question

Posted by: Satan of Walpurgis VT at April 23, 2016 06:25 AM (ctqZB)

26 I was purple before purple was cool.

Posted by: Harold & the Purple Crayon at April 23, 2016 06:26 AM (gwG9s)

27 Wait...what?

Eris is looking for knockers?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2016 06:26 AM (ptqRm)

28 Good morning, people...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2016 06:27 AM (Iuuuf)

29 "I was purple before purple was cool."

PFFIFLLL

Posted by: Purple Helmeted Warrior at April 23, 2016 06:27 AM (ptqRm)

30 Liberal idiot, while drooling on the papers, has ruled that a lawsuit against a CIA psychologist (and the CIA) who supposedly designed "torture programs" under rendition may proceed. He is a Carter appointee most likely chosen after much Judge shopping and probably OK'd by every Republican in the Senate. This supposed torture did not even occur in any US possession so why in the hell did this court even have jurisdiction, much less these asshole terrorist lawyers have standing?

How/why? Because the law and the Constitution have zero weight on liberal judges. Our justice system is severely broken.

U.S. District Court Judge Justin Quackenbush is the offending SOB.

http://tinyurl.com/hex9dzm

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:28 AM (vvmPQ)

31
Two takeaways from Vic's link to Watts Up With That at #20:

1 - The Green River Formation has 5.5 times the oil reserves of Saudi Arabia and perhaps larger than all the world's reserves combined. HO. LEE. FOOK.

2 - The prediction that you'll have to get a license to be a parent. Considering the intellect, maturity, temperament and political leanings of the children born from 1980 onward (and too many before that), that might not have been such a bad idea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2016 06:28 AM (p4UlV)

32 "what leadership skills have you found yourself relying on and why?"
6:30 am...

two things he's pretty good at: attracting talent and......... rambling for five minutes

Posted by: Satan of Walpurgis VT at April 23, 2016 06:31 AM (ctqZB)

33 Reports of Russian jets firing on Israeli jets around Syria. Of course the Russians deny it like they have denied everything they have done for the past 75 years.

http://tinyurl.com/h3w6vdn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:32 AM (vvmPQ)

34 Good morning, all.
And thanks, Vic!

Posted by: Howie Feltersnatch at April 23, 2016 06:34 AM (ZedYY)

35 Virginia's Democrat governor with pen and phone is
changing the voting laws of VA to allow 200,000 convicted felons to vote
in the upcoming Presidential election because discrimination or
something. If what he is doing is what this article says most States
already do this anyway.

http://tinyurl.com/gkomk4j

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:03 AM (vvmPQ)

So you're saying that Hillary has the Convicted Rapist vote in VA locked up?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 23, 2016 06:34 AM (3znhB)

36 Between Russia, ISIS, and TFG, we are truly fvucked. I don't want to live in interesting times.

Posted by: Infidel at April 23, 2016 06:35 AM (GfrPX)

37 Bolton on Lou Dobbs right now, said that many world leaders are waiting for Jan 20, because they think anyone would be better than Obama.

Posted by: Satan of Walpurgis VT at April 23, 2016 06:36 AM (ctqZB)

38 FLAMING SKULL

NY Board of Elections investigators recommends criminal prosecution of DeCommio and Aides for willful and flagrant violation of NY election fundraising laws.

http://tinyurl.com/zen9udz

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:36 AM (vvmPQ)

39 35 So you're saying that Hillary has the Convicted Rapist vote in VA locked up?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 23, 2016 06:34 AM (3znhB)

As well as murderers and other thugs. Father rapists as the old song says.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:37 AM (vvmPQ)

40 G'mornin, Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2016 06:38 AM (gUoN4)

41 "http://tinyurl.com/h3w6vdn"

Can't doubt it. Operating in the same small airspace and things will happen.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2016 06:39 AM (Iuuuf)

42 Daughter just like mother. Chelsea says we can trash the second amendment now that Scalia is dead.

http://tinyurl.com/h4dewqj

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:39 AM (vvmPQ)

43 Excellent intro, Skip. Nice open, JJ.

Drudge has got nuthin' on Vic.

Oh! Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: creeper at April 23, 2016 06:40 AM (sZAiE)

44 The Dump!!

No, not that one.

BBIAB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2016 06:41 AM (ptqRm)

45 Scankles and Krazie Commie Bernie fight over who loves a new soda tax the best. Democrats have never met a tax they did not lover, so how about we pass a $10T tax per ballot on every Democrat Primary ballot?

Then Dread Judge Roberts can truly say "its a tax!".

http://tinyurl.com/z34avcf

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:42 AM (vvmPQ)

46 After a decade and a half of being lectured by the foreign (esp. British) press on how it was imperative that we elect Gore, Kerry, and Obama -- oh hell, let's go back to the anti-Reagan hysteria years -- now they've suddenly developed a spine?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 23, 2016 06:43 AM (jR7Wy)

47 Wonderful socialist economy rebounding wonderfully in the US!

20% of the families in the US now have zero people in the family working.

http://tinyurl.com/gwflq3c

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:45 AM (vvmPQ)

48 2 - The prediction that you'll have to get a license to be a parent. Considering the intellect, maturity, temperament and political leanings of the children born from 1980 onward (and too many before that), that might not have been such a bad idea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2016 06:28 AM (p4UlV)

The problem is that the people handing out the licenses will not do so on a rational basis, but "to promote fairness." If a power can be created, and you would not want your worst enemy to have it, don't create the power.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 23, 2016 06:46 AM (HalrA)

49 Lame duck asshole with no brains jumps on the Gaystapo train and attacks the NC bathroom law.

http://tinyurl.com/zayz9pc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:47 AM (vvmPQ)

50 I am so prepped for the 2024 POTUS match Chesea vs George P.

Die Nasties !!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Needs Moar Coffee. at April 23, 2016 06:48 AM (WVsWD)

51 " After a decade and a half of being lectured by the foreign (esp. British) "

And when England had it's greatest foreign policy crisis and military adventure in the last 35 years, it was Reagan who lent them U.S. bases, support from U.S. aircraft, and, even the potential use of U.S. ships in re-taking The Falklands.

Barry would openly speak for the Argentines invading The Maldives.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2016 06:50 AM (Iuuuf)

52 Simply amazing, and another stab in the back for our biggest ally. O'shitforbrains tells the Brits, in public, that Great Britain will go to the back of the bus in trade deals with the US if they exit the European Union.

But impeachment is off the table even if the President is an insane mouth breathing turd.

http://tinyurl.com/j97sgjr

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:50 AM (vvmPQ)

53 48 The problem is that the people handing out the licenses will not do so on a rational basis, but "to promote fairness." If a power can be created, and you would not want your worst enemy to have it, don't create the power.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 23, 2016 06:46 AM (HalrA)

I was speaking from my perspective, but of course, that is the rub.

As in, we and our progeny would be rubbed out.

Or have to be happy rubbing one out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2016 06:51 AM (p4UlV)

54 Jeez, look at all the people here on a Saturday morning. Where are you all during the week? I come in at 5:00 AM and it's deserted.

What? Oh. Yeah. Work. Some people still do.

Thank you from an old broad.

Posted by: creeper at April 23, 2016 06:52 AM (sZAiE)

55 With all the reaching across the aisle that Barky has done with our allies,

you may as well say that we have a Presidency in Escrow.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2016 06:53 AM (ptqRm)

56 Why is Kayshit running in the Republican primary when everything he says and does is Democrat?

http://tinyurl.com/j3jpoap

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:55 AM (vvmPQ)

57 Prince dying is the black 9/11.

Posted by: Dave Chappelle at April 23, 2016 06:55 AM (gwG9s)

58 And yet, the adulation in the British press never lets up. Enough to make a person puke.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2016 06:55 AM (gUoN4)

59 BREAKING:

Prince is still dead!!
Day three.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2016 06:56 AM (ptqRm)

60 58
And yet, the adulation in the British press never lets up. Enough to make a person puke.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 23, 2016 06:55 AM (gUoN4)

A great number of them, like he, want to see British civilization and all of its progeny destroyed.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 23, 2016 06:58 AM (HalrA)

61 Thanks for the news Vic!

Posted by: Infidel at April 23, 2016 07:00 AM (GfrPX)

62 BREAKING:

Prince is still dead!!
Day three.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2016 06:56 AM (ptqRm)

Michelle, can we an update on the Arm please? Still on ice awaiting to be reattached or do you have two left arms now?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Needs Moar Coffee. at April 23, 2016 07:00 AM (WVsWD)

63 Standby for a flood of mobies and trolls Morons. A Scankles PAC is spending $1M to hire paid Internet trolls.

http://tinyurl.com/zoqn3bk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 07:01 AM (vvmPQ)

64 Ever want to know what is important to a University student?

Behold, a fully operational.....
Newspaper?

http://thetowerlight.com

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2016 07:04 AM (ptqRm)

65 63 - We really living thru the looking glass.

Posted by: Infidel at April 23, 2016 07:04 AM (GfrPX)

66 Rubio to endorse Trump?

Posted by: blaster at April 23, 2016 07:06 AM (2Ocf1)

67 The POTUS is more fake than that fag cake! Biggest fraud ever perpetuated on the U.S. public. Who re-elected him. After this douche y'all will love Hillary.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at April 23, 2016 07:06 AM (gwG9s)

68 Ramirez

LOL Obamabucks in the new socialist debt economy with the appropriate figure on them.

http://tinyurl.com/zejp5xc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 07:07 AM (vvmPQ)

69 " Rubio to endorse Trump?"

Seriously doubt it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2016 07:08 AM (Iuuuf)

70 the daily junk

http://tinyurl.com/gqs86sd

and that's it

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 07:11 AM (vvmPQ)

71 And another excellent Diversity Thursday writeup from a well known friend of many Morons.

From CDR Sal's keyboard

http://cdrsalamander.blogspot.com/2016/04/diversity-thursday_21.html

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2016 07:12 AM (ptqRm)

72 >>>Rubio to endorse Trump?

I believe he said something to the effect that Republicans have to get behind the candidate, whomever it is. So, Trump people are saying Rubio would support him, and Trump suggests that there would be a place for Rubio in his cabinet. (Along with Christie, Carson, and Sessions no doubt.)

Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2016 07:13 AM (E6RIJ)

73 *snooooz*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2016 07:19 AM (Iuuuf)

74 maybe Rubio can be ambassador to Cuba. He speaks Cuban, doesn't he?

Posted by: Satan of Walpurgis VT at April 23, 2016 07:20 AM (ctqZB)

75 "maybe Rubio can be ambassador to Cuba. He speaks Cuban, doesn't he?"

I believe he speaks Spanish.
Does Spain need an Ambassador?

And Europe has bottled water everywhere.
May be a good fit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2016 07:23 AM (ptqRm)

76 31 2 - The prediction that you'll have to get a license to be a parent.
Considering the intellect, maturity, temperament and political leanings
of the children born from 1980 onward (and too many before that), that
might not have been such a bad idea.

JJ, did you consider just who would be in charge of issuing those 'licenses'?

*hint -- it takes a village*

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2016 07:27 AM (gyKtp)

77 "*hint -- it takes a village*"

Are they taking applications?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2016 07:29 AM (ptqRm)

78 'Prince is still dead.'

If I hear that Purple Pain song one more time today I'm gonna kick a cat. Gah that thing is awful.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2016 07:29 AM (BO/km)

79 "Does Spain need an Ambassador? "

Sure, send him to Spain. He can't do too much damage there.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2016 07:29 AM (Iuuuf)

80 "Gah that thing is awful."

I happen to think it's pretty good, but, I take no personal offence.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2016 07:30 AM (Iuuuf)

81 'I happen to think it's pretty good, but, I take no personal offence.'

Mrs F likes it too. Not my style though. To each his own you know.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2016 07:32 AM (BO/km)

82 " To each his own you know."

Absolutely.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2016 07:36 AM (Iuuuf)

83 77 >> Are they taking applications?

Posted by: VIA

You've picked a highly competitive field; how's your Hold My Beer And Watch This portfolio lookin'?

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2016 07:38 AM (gyKtp)

84 "how's your Hold My Beer And Watch This portfolio looking'?"

Yeh....good point.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2016 07:39 AM (ptqRm)

85 Well I guess now he finally is "he artist formally known as Prince"

Posted by: AE at April 23, 2016 07:41 AM (+ft6G)

86 Heh -- Venezuela is both out of electricity and out of beer.

My friends, you have nothing to fear with Bernie Sanders as President.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2016 07:42 AM (gyKtp)

87 I just put a pork roast in the crockpot and hope to have some passable barbeque pulled pork by the afternoon.

It's a fine, bleccherous day to settle in with a good book or three. I found a graphic novel version of Amity Shlaes' "The Forgotten Man" at my local library.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 23, 2016 07:43 AM (jR7Wy)

88 There may be hope for a Beatles reunion after all.

http://tinyurl.com/jgmmv87

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2016 07:43 AM (ptqRm)

89 Freedom Munitions has flat rate $7.50 shipping today.

So there's that.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 23, 2016 07:45 AM (eHpnh)

90 Via Insty,

Massive Amounts Of WMDs Were Found In Iraq

http://dailyheadlines.net/archives/25993#

A handy little link to use the next time someone tries making that ludicrous claim that there were no WMDs there.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2016 07:47 AM (gyKtp)

91 Standby for a flood of mobies and trolls Morons. A Scankles PAC is spending $1M to hire paid Internet trolls.

http://tinyurl.com/zoqn3bk

Interesting how that works. The leftist mobies and trolls very seldom come to sites like this (other than the occasional bombing runs), as they know they would by logically and factually crushed.

On the other hand, we avoid the leftist sites because anything we post at such places would be deleted almost at once (if there is one thing lefties can't abide is truth, reality, and the like) and our user accounts promptly banned.

As I said, interesting how that works...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at April 23, 2016 07:49 AM (AJdlq)

92 Rancid Penis and Karl Rove are setting up the contested convention.

They're hoping and planning.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2016 07:53 AM (Iuuuf)

93 Good morning all.

From this date in 1944- Anzio

The EZ Dog Journal

Apr. 23-
Sunny and clear. Gerry decided it wasn't worth the ammo to heckle us so everything has been nice and quiet. Mail situation is rather bad. No continuity. Some letters come before others written weeks before.

Homesick.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 23, 2016 07:54 AM (NeFrd)

94 "Mrs. Obama, don't you think it's insensitive, if not hypocritical, for you to say that your favorite foods are pizza and French fries when the diet you imposed on American school children has banned those items outright?"

--

She would just say that she eats them in moderation, special occasions only don't 'cha know, even when we all know it's a lie. Plus, she exercises all the time so she can be "fly" when she's 90.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 23, 2016 07:56 AM (+FSld)

95 "Homesick. '

Once again, thanks to your ol' Pappy. Italy was a tough Sum Bitch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2016 07:58 AM (Iuuuf)

96 How is our rara avis, Barry, supposed to soar with the eagles when he's surrounded by you turkeys?

Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2016 08:00 AM (UzPAd)

97 If I hear that Purple Pain song one more time today I'm gonna kick a cat. Gah that thing is awful.

--

Heh, Mr. Black felt nostalgic last night and put in the DVD of Purple Rain. We hadn't watched it in years. I'm a Prince fan, so it was fun to watch again, but lordy, it's a bad movie. Some of the worst acting since The Beast of Yucca Flats. Nonetheless, I really like the music, if not for any reason but to transport me back to another time when we weren't...here.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 23, 2016 08:01 AM (+FSld)

98 Italy must have been nice this time of year when they were not being shelled Seamus. Did your dad ever go back and visit later or even want to?

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2016 08:03 AM (BO/km)

99 " Barry, supposed to soar with the eagles when he's surrounded by you turkeys?"

That asshole was down here yesterday.

Posted by: Buzzards at April 23, 2016 08:03 AM (Iuuuf)

100 Rumors that I'm starring in a remake of The Lords of Flatbush are just cruel.

Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at April 23, 2016 08:04 AM (eHpnh)

101 (CNBC) The woman who ran Obamacare says BIG health insurance prices hikes are coming

Who could have seen that coming?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2016 08:06 AM (45oDG)

102 I happen to think it's pretty good, but, I take no personal offence.

The plot was kind of thin to start with.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2016 08:06 AM (BO/km)

103 A handy little link to use the next time someone tries making that ludicrous claim that there were no WMDs there.

Oh yes, something else that is interesting. We find poison gas shells and rockets all over the place, over 500 metric tons of yellowcake, the only use for which is processing into weapons grade uranium. And oh yes, for the six months our guys sat in the Iraqi border waiting for everyone's permission to go in there, an endless stream of trucks shuttles back and forth between Iraq and Syria.

And in less than a year, guess what? Assad has himself a new nuclear facility, freshly built in the Bekaa Valley. Of course, one thing about Assad is that he can't scratch his ass without the Israelis knowing about it, and they promptly blow the place to kingdom come.

Oh yes, Saddam didn't have any WMDs. Because shut up. Yeah...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at April 23, 2016 08:06 AM (AJdlq)

104 101 (CNBC) The woman who ran Obamacare says BIG health insurance prices hikes are coming

-
At least she won't be as shocked as Donna Brazil.

Posted by: @votermom at April 23, 2016 08:07 AM (nbrY/)

105 Well I'm back from my weekly call from my brother. But I have some morning chores to do so bbl.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 08:07 AM (vvmPQ)

106 What the heck? Let's try that again.

'Rumors that I'm starring in a remake of The Lords of Flatbush are just cruel.
Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie'

The plot was kind of thin to start with.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2016 08:07 AM (BO/km)

107 She would just say that she eats them in moderation, special occasions only don't 'cha know, even when we all know it's a lie. Plus, she exercises all the time so she can be "fly" when she's 90.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 23, 2016 07:56 AM (+FSld)

Which is why she has an ass the size of Montana

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2016 08:07 AM (45oDG)

108 "Which is why she has an ass the size of Montana"

I think the ears make him look bigger then he really is.

Wait....what?

Never mind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2016 08:09 AM (ptqRm)

109 Italy must have been nice this time of year when they were not being shelled Seamus. Did your dad ever go back and visit later or even want to?

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2016 08:03 AM (BO/km)

*****

Not to my knowledge. He regularly attended unit reunions for years, but as fare as I know that was always stateside. Only trip to Europe that he ever took to my knowledge was to England, Scotland, maybe Germany.

He makes spotty references to weather and stuff like sitting in the sunshine, seeing flowers bloom, watching the swallows return to town. Never seemed to comment much on the scenery or architecture. He was ultimately a pragmatist more than a poet.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 23, 2016 08:09 AM (NeFrd)

110 OK I admit that fell flat.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2016 08:09 AM (BO/km)

111 And I don't believe I ever had a conversation with my dad about the war. All I know is what I read in the diary (which I didn't know existed until a few years ago) and snippets that my older brothers remember.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 23, 2016 08:12 AM (NeFrd)

112 I like big booties and I do not lie.

Posted by: Buzzards at April 23, 2016 08:12 AM (Iuuuf)

113 My God, what knockers!

Went down the Dark Roasted Blend rabbit hole and found "Esoteric Door Knockers and Handles":

http://tinyurl.com/zlupdvj

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 23, 2016 06:22 AM (jR7Wy)

Hope Anna sees follows this link!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 23, 2016 08:12 AM (wYnyS)

114 Fark, get away

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2016 08:13 AM (Iuuuf)

115 'He was ultimately a pragmatist more than a poet.'

I can see that. How was he on puns?

D Day is coming up. I remember reading that the troops in Italy were kind of miffed that the news focus shifted to France in June while they were still stuck there slogging it out. May was a busy month for the wasn't it?

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2016 08:14 AM (BO/km)

116 Wonderful socialist economy rebounding wonderfully in the US!

20% of the families in the US now have zero people in the family working.

http://tinyurl.com/gwflq3c

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:45 AM (vvmPQ)

And not a word of it in the MFM. This economy is rotten and because of the phony 5% unemployment number it's touted as so wonderful. The truth will only come out if a Republican wins and he will be responsible for it the minute the ballots are counted.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2016 08:16 AM (45oDG)

117 "I can see that. How was he on puns?"

Termite walks into a bar. Says, "Is the bartender here?"

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 23, 2016 08:16 AM (eHpnh)

118 Good morning, people in my computer who make me laugh everyday. Today I shall attempt to get something done. Like household chores or something. Hmmm. Let me think about that for a while. I may reconsider.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 23, 2016 08:16 AM (dFi94)

119 As well as murderers and other thugs. Father rapists as the old song says.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 06:37 AM (vvmPQ)

I'm sure McAuliffe's Executive Order is completely legal and based upon multiple emanations and penumbras in the Virginia Constitution that he found using his secret Democrat decoder ring! Here's the decoded message:

"Create more Democrat Voters, Just In Time For Hillary!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 23, 2016 08:16 AM (wYnyS)

120 Morning Horde.

I would suggest reading the article linked at the top of the sidebar penned by my buddy Bill Kirby.

Judge Olivera is top-notch. Not the first story like this I've heard about him.

Fayetteville is lucky to have Medlock as Chief of Police. He won't be around long unfortunately. Some big city will gobble him up.

And glad to hear that Captain Whitebread has been heard from.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at April 23, 2016 08:17 AM (jIgQw)

121 "Termite walks into a bar. Says, "Is the bartender here?"

A termite?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2016 08:18 AM (Iuuuf)

122 I'll take care of the bar......"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2016 08:19 AM (Iuuuf)

123 101
(CNBC) The woman who ran Obamacare says BIG health insurance prices hikes are coming

Who could have seen that coming?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2016 08:06 AM (45oDG)

Only an idiot communist could think you can add 40M freeloaders to a health insurance program, increase coverage for everything with no extra premium for prior health problems making you high risk, and still call it "insurance" and not have a massive cost increase for people who are paying for their own.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 08:19 AM (vvmPQ)

124 I would suggest reading the article linked at the top of the sidebar penned by my buddy Bill Kirby.

--

Golfman, I just read it. Needed a tissue. Allergies.
What a great guy.

Posted by: @votermom at April 23, 2016 08:19 AM (nbrY/)

125 The co-founders of Ben & Jerry's have been arrested at the U.S. Capitol as part of ongoing protests in Washington about the role of money in politics.

Because the money they pour into to support their causes aren't money in politics.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2016 08:20 AM (45oDG)

126 And I don't believe I ever had a conversation with my dad about the war. All I know is what I read in the diary (which I didn't know existed until a few years ago) and snippets that my older brothers remember.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 23, 2016 08:12 AM (NeFrd)

One thing I heard over and over was that most of the WW II guys were not inclined to discuss the war much. My father was in the South Pacific back then (Navy), and he didn't even get shot at that much. But even so he never talked about it until very late in his life, and there were some things, of a, shall we say, a more gruesome nature, that he never told me. (He did tell my older sister though.) It was a nasty business all the way around, and most of those who went through it were not overly eager to share their experiences with their kids...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at April 23, 2016 08:20 AM (AJdlq)

127 Just wanted to post it again because I really liked it-A devotional from Rabbi Eckstein- from "Holy Land moments" and the International fellowship of Christians and Jews"-Taking the bitter with the sweet":

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j5ptnea

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2016 08:20 AM (w4NZ8)

128 111 And I don't believe I ever had a conversation with my dad about the war. All I know is what I read in the diary (which I didn't know existed until a few years ago) and snippets that my older brothers remember.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 23, 2016 08:12 AM (NeFrd)

I can't talk to my kids about bad stuff I lived through either except in the most barebones way.

Posted by: @votermom at April 23, 2016 08:22 AM (nbrY/)

129 When I was six my dad pulled this one: "Why did the man sleep at the gas station?...He wanted to wake up oily the next morning."

My brothers and I rolled around laughing for probably five minutes.

I realized:

1. Words were amazing things
2. I actually 'got' one of his jokes, maybe for the first time
3. My dad was pretty cool
4. I wanted to be like him

We had some epic punfests through the years. The whole family. (Mom played the 'straight man' every time.)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 23, 2016 08:23 AM (NeFrd)

130 yay let's hear it for plumbing

gotta replace a kitchen faucet today. best make a big pot of coffee now...

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 23, 2016 08:23 AM (Cq0oW)

131 Only an idiot communist could think you can add 40M freeloaders to a health insurance program, increase coverage for everything with no extra premium for prior health problems making you high risk, and still call it "insurance" and not have a massive cost increase for people who are paying for their own.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 23, 2016 08:19 AM (vvmPQ)

Those massive cost increases are just making it "fair" and people aren't dying in the streets are the idiot comments I read from the clowns with zero understanding of economics.
Which is funny because I don't recall seeing more people living in the streets than I do now.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2016 08:24 AM (45oDG)

132 I see that our favorite insufferable twit, Charles CW Cooke, was on Bill Maher's show last night.

Can't wait to see the recording and learn what new insults he has for republicans who live outside of New York. Maher just loves it when Cooke uses his British accent to say just how stupid conservatives are.

One thing is sure, Cooke has embraced the formula used by many others to fame and fortune - be a "conservative" pundit who has no problem insulting the republican base. Liberal media can't get enough of this type of entertainment.

No need to have ever had an original thought. Just be ready to laugh and agree with liberals about knuckle dragging sister fuckers.

Posted by: jwest at April 23, 2016 08:24 AM (Zs4uk)

133 So yesterday I told the Horde that my phone had woken up identifying as a brick and I got various bits of good advice about what to do.

I transferred enough money from savings to checking that it hurt and set off for resolution.

I thought it was dead battery dead because the screen was black, but it made a couple of e-mail noises and then when I hit things it made the camera noise. So when I was in the car I got it to make a bluetooth call.

Verizon was predictably useless.

The Cellairis kiosk was unattended and didn't look promising. They seemed to have a lot of replacement housings, but not much in the way of tech. I hung out a while and a guy came back to the kiosk while conducting some urgent business on the phone.

When he's finished with that I tell him what's up. He says oh this will be fast. Takes off the back, pokes something with a stick, and boom the screen comes on and the phone boots up.

I had resigned myself to spending several hundred dollars that I can't afford and he wouldn't even accept any payment.

So, mad props to the Cellairis kiosk guy. Really saved me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2016 08:25 AM (1xUj/)

134 http://cdrsalamander.blogspot.com/2016/04/diversity-thursday_21.html

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2016 07:12 AM (ptqRm)

¡Hola, el VIA!

I used to read cdrsalamander on a regular basis, but it just got too depressing, always completely accurate and spot on, but depressing. Imagine that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 23, 2016 08:26 AM (wYnyS)

135 Bandersnatch, that's great!

Posted by: @votermom at April 23, 2016 08:26 AM (nbrY/)

136 Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2016 08:25 AM (1xUj/)

Surprises like that are great.

Just wait, though. Something else is lurking around the corner.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at April 23, 2016 08:27 AM (jIgQw)

137 One thing I heard over and over was that most of the WW II guys were not inclined to discuss the war much.

====

I'm related to one of the band of brothers men, in an extended sense. he only ever said he felt sorry for the germans in the winter, despite how it was shown on the show. when he was on the show i was surprised how much he opened up.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at April 23, 2016 08:28 AM (Cq0oW)

138 Virginia's Democrat governor"

Thank the VA GOP and their hidebound idiocy for that one.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 23, 2016 08:28 AM (C9pBZ)

139 "yay let's hear it for plumbing "

Oh, lay yee for plumbing. Say some curse words and it'l be fine.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2016 08:28 AM (Iuuuf)

140 "Just wait, though. Something else is lurking around the corner."

Sshh

Posted by: Your Transmission at April 23, 2016 08:29 AM (ptqRm)

141 So, mad props to the Cellairis kiosk guy. Really saved me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2016 08:25 AM (1xUj/)
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Don't let the guy at the Cialis kiosk poke around with your apparatus!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 23, 2016 08:30 AM (jR7Wy)

142 irginia's Democrat governor"

Thank the VA GOP and their hidebound idiocy for that one.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 23, 2016 08:28 AM (C9pBZ)

It would be nice if there was an opposition party to the communist one.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2016 08:31 AM (45oDG)

143 "Just wait, though. Something else is lurking around the corner."

Sshh
Posted by: Your Transmission

Oh, you guys are such rays of sunshine!

I also dodged another bullet last week but I won't tell the story so as not to jinx myself.

*narrows eyes at the rest of the wiseacres in the Horde*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2016 08:31 AM (1xUj/)

144 gotta replace a kitchen faucet today."

Have to admit that the current state of common fitting sizes makes faucet repair/replacement so much easier than the good ol' days.
Seriously - if you haven't done it for a decade plus, it's a good thing.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 23, 2016 08:32 AM (C9pBZ)

145 It would be nice if there was an opposition party"

Oh, the VA GOP is opposed.

To what, exactly, too many don't have a clue. Trust me, I spent some time amongst the Commonwealth's GOP.

*hangs head in shame, then recalls that now lives in Texas, so there*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 23, 2016 08:34 AM (C9pBZ)

146 Posted by: @votermom at April 23, 2016 08:19 AM (nbrY/)

Second that!!!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 23, 2016 08:35 AM (wYnyS)

147 "It would be nice if there was an opposition party to the communist one."

It would.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2016 08:35 AM (Iuuuf)

148 My Dad's WWII personal stories that he related to me when I was growing up were mainly humorous (without reading between the lines), but he did break down and tell me some serious "in the shit" stories about his brother (501 PIR) in the Bulge. Mom was a War Bride. Her sister was married to a former ME262 pilot whose father flew with Von Richtofen. Now HE had some stories!

Posted by: That SOB Van Owen at April 23, 2016 08:36 AM (CAKDm)

149 G'morning Hrothgar.

I still try to go to Sal's place at least twice a week.

But yeh....it's depressing.

Posted by: Your Transmission at April 23, 2016 08:36 AM (ptqRm)

150 "He wanted to wake up oily the next morning."

Well then you come by it naturally. It's heridiat, heredia, um no, heratitar, whatever, it's in your jeans.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2016 08:36 AM (BO/km)

151 Good morning. The neighbors are having their roof re-shingled, so lots of noise. The workers have a ladder with some kind of lift contraption that zooms the bundles of shingles up to the roof. Pretty neat. I never saw that before.

Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2016 08:36 AM (sdi6R)

152 Seamus Muldoon, thanks for the bits from EZ Dog. The first mr. creeper flew transports out of Sienna. He's long gone but these stories remind me of the ones he told.

Posted by: creeper at April 23, 2016 08:37 AM (DdR3x)

153
The co-founders of Ben & Jerry's have been arrested at the U.S. Capitol as part of ongoing protests in Washington about the role of money in politics.

Because the money they pour into to support their causes aren't money in politics.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2016 08:20 AM (45oDG)
-------------------------

Because their "investments" didn't pan out.

Posted by: iforgot at April 23, 2016 08:38 AM (5o5ek)

154 Be off, you auto part sock!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2016 08:38 AM (ptqRm)

155
And good morning.

Posted by: iforgot at April 23, 2016 08:39 AM (5o5ek)

156 " mr. creeper flew transports out of Sienna"

No shit, creeper.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2016 08:39 AM (Iuuuf)

157 And I don't believe I ever had a conversation with my dad about the war. All I know is what I read in the diary (which I didn't know existed until a few years ago) and snippets that my older brothers remember.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 23, 2016 08:12 AM (NeFrd)
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My grandpa was in the Army Air Corps in WWII, flew the China-Burma Hump as a tail gunner on a B-24. He never said much about it. After he died, I found his pictures and stuff. I tried to find out more about it, because there were some medals and other stuff, but there was a fire where they kept the records back in the '70s and, of course, his were destroyed.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 23, 2016 08:40 AM (9n14Y)

158 I'm excited My BIL is giving us his SUV-still in good shape-because he got a new car, and he's not asking any money for the car he's giving us. Now we can give the most cosy of our cars to a worthy organization for them to junk and get money, and not deal with with no working radio-the passenger side window dropping down for no reason and not being sure if on hot days the car won't mysteriously decide it's had enough and won't work after more than one stop. Yay!!
Thanks, God, and thanks BIL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2016 08:40 AM (w4NZ8)

159 I heard my Momma cry. I heard her pray the day Prince died.

Posted by: Paper Lace at April 23, 2016 08:40 AM (gwG9s)

160 Most cosy=most lousy

That was a cute autocucumber

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2016 08:41 AM (w4NZ8)

161 Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2016 08:31 AM (1xUj/)

Daughter Hrothgar had a transmission blow and basically shred itself into small bits (but it was at 200,000 + miles). The replacement cost estimate (from a mechanic I trust) is pretty close to the current KBB retail price for a "working" auto of the same make. Needless to say, I am trying to maintain a very low profile!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 23, 2016 08:41 AM (wYnyS)

162 A lot of commenters here have generational connections to WWII. With the passing of that generation we will start to lose that. None of my kids have read my book or expressed any curiosity about Grandpa's experiences at all. I probably harbor a hope that one of my grandkids will stumble across a copy of the book or Dad's diary when they're rifling through my belongings after I die, but not holding my breath.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 23, 2016 08:41 AM (NeFrd)

163 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2016 08:40 AM (w4NZ

FS: forgive me if you've posted this before, but how did the pastoring go last Sunday?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 23, 2016 08:42 AM (wYnyS)

164 "That was a cute autocucumber"

And no Morons were harmed or killed in the posting of your comment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2016 08:43 AM (ptqRm)

165 But yeh....it's depressing.

Posted by: Your Transmission at April 23, 2016 08:36 AM (ptqRm)

That's a pretty shiftless comment!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 23, 2016 08:44 AM (wYnyS)

166 That's a pretty shiftless comment!

Clutch play.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2016 08:46 AM (1xUj/)

167 "Lame duck asshole with no brains jumps on the Gaystapo train and attacks the NC bathroom law."

Which duck are we quacking about? Blonde Obama or Black Obama?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 23, 2016 08:46 AM (Ndje9)

168 Youngest grandson is here for the day, and my dog is in absolute heaven. So many crumbs and crusts and other goodies!!!

Posted by: antisocialist at April 23, 2016 08:48 AM (9n14Y)

169 Which duck are we quacking about? Blonde Obama or Black Obama?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 23, 2016 08:46 AM (Ndje9)

Half Kenyan Obama!

And Nood!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 23, 2016 08:48 AM (wYnyS)

170 Le NOOD

It's here!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 23, 2016 08:49 AM (ptqRm)

171 Today is the last birthday in the forties. Was planning on sleeping in so of course I'm up early.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2016 08:57 AM (kTF2Z)

172 My grandpa was in the Army Air Corps in WWII, flew the China-Burma Hump as a tail gunner on a B-24. He never said much about it. After he died, I found his pictures and stuff. I tried to find out more about it, because there were some medals and other stuff, but there was a fire where they kept the records back in the '70s and, of course, his were destroyed.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 23, 2016 08:40 AM (9n14Y)
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My dad was in the Army Corps of Engineers in the CBI theater and flew the hump. I'm lucky to have a few mementos: the big leather patch from the back of his jacket with ROC/US flags and, in Chinese, a plea for assistance; lots and lots of pictures of he and his pals in Burma; and my favorite, a shot of him on the Ledo Road. He had a letter from Stilwell but I'm not sure what happened to it.

He mostly told me funny stories about his time in the service, but occasionally he'd hint at some very, very gruesome stuff he encountered.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 23, 2016 09:02 AM (jR7Wy)

173 Hi guys!

I'm seeing my folks and then going out to spray lead all over my cousin's range. He built a set of moving targets and bought a clay thrower.

Could be fun.

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 23, 2016 09:07 AM (ZG+ud)

174 Happy birthday Duke. 49 is the new 29.

Posted by: Phone of kari at April 23, 2016 09:07 AM (ZG+ud)

175 I've always wanted to try clay pigeon shooting!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 23, 2016 09:08 AM (jR7Wy)

176 No shit, creeper.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 23, 2016 08:39 AM (Iuuuf)

S'true. He was twenty-two years older than me. Caught the last six months of the war.
He said he once lined his C-47 up with the runway on the deck of an aircraft carrier in Naples Harbor. Said sailors scattered like flies before he broke off the approach.
Nobody tells better stories than pilots.

Posted by: creeper at April 23, 2016 09:14 AM (DdR3x)

177 I've always wanted to try clay pigeon shooting!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage

I've done it.

They taste pretty chalky.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2016 09:16 AM (1xUj/)

178 They taste pretty chalky.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 23, 2016 09:16 AM (1xUj/)

There should be a trigger warning if you're going to talk about chalk!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 23, 2016 09:18 AM (wYnyS)

179 Good morning!

Time to unite behind the undisputed front runner, Donald Trump and aim our sights at Hillary and not each other

America First
Trump ''16

Posted by: David Silver at April 23, 2016 09:30 AM (DEJix)

180 The longer Ted Cruz stays in the race despite being eliminated from 1st ballot voting the more damage his does to his political career. Sure he can win reelection to the Senate but he'd be just as marginalized and then if he decided to run for POTUS again he'd be Rick Santorum, a niche candidate.

Time to unite.

Posted by: David Silver at April 23, 2016 09:40 AM (DEJix)

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