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Overnight Open Thread (4-18-2016)

Quote of the Day I

Transgender and unisex bathroom regulations empower terrible people. Sexual predators are diabolical, and the worst thing the law can do is to make access to women and girls in their most vulnerable and private moments easy for predators. It's insane.

Bathroom controversies demonstrate the evolving priorities of the radical left. Protecting women from harassment is yesterday's fight. Today it's time to smash gender and eradicate sex differences. After all, only a bigot would be offended by the sight of another woman's penis.

-- David French

Quote of the Day II

Ah. So the poem has vanished, and so has its creator. And, given the backbone ZDF are showing, what are the chances of them or any other German media outlet broadcasting any further provocations to Erdogan in the future?

At this stage, Ankara's strongman doesn't really need to win in court, does he? He's already nuked the gag, and damaged the guy's career. He has, in effect, imposed Islamic concepts of free speech on a major western power. Get used to it, because they've only just begun.

--Mark Steyn in Where the Streets Have No Jokes

Quote of the Day III

The daily quandary for the morally vain is how to trumpet their greater sensitivity on issues that concern all fair-minded people. The answer is always the same: pretend someone else doesn't care and denounce them. Hence they smear others as racists, homophobes, misogynists or in Blair's case, of being unsympathetic about domestic violence.

-- Chris Kenny on the faux outrage over Tim Blair's mocking of the ABC's special domestic violence leave granted to employees

Quote of the Day IV

It started off as a bit of basic home improvement, but it ended up with the discovery of one of the largest Roman Villas ever found in the UK.

Quote of the Day V

What makes Everybody Wants Some!! so brave is that it reasserts some truisms that social justice warriors recently have spent a tremendous amount of energy trying to deny. First, jocks, like everybody else, are individuals. They are funny, arrogant, depressed, racist, liberal, joyful, sarcastic, and weepy. Second, the great ones have something rare: an addiction to winning, and the ability to focus on that outcome with preternatural precision. In the modern PC era of everybody-gets-a-trophy and we're-all-special, the sight of a bunch of bros swinging axes, admiring their own bodies, and never questioning the superior virtue of their goal is like seeing pictures of a medieval jousting match.

-- Mark Judge in Let's Hear It for the Bros

John McWhorter Has Had Enough of the SJW Hate on the Musical Hamilton

I was skeptical about the concept but pretty much everyone who has seen the musical Hamilton including several Cobs has raved about it. But even though it was created by and stars a minority cast, it's still somehow racist and problematic. And McWhorter who's black himself has had enough of this crap.

Enter the contesters.

As in, what is pronounced "con-TEST." The term is especially popular among identity-focused academics, the idea being that when encountering a piece of art, the intellectual's responsibility is to smoke out a sociopolitical faux pas in it. The first contestation on Hamilton to get around has been from Lyra Monteiro, a history professor at Rutgers, who (while thoroughly enjoying the show, mind you) assails Hamilton for underplaying that Hamilton was less than sustainedly committed to ending slavery, and for omitting the sheer presence of black slaves in the lives of the characters.

...To the contesters, what Hamilton was so busy creating is invalidated by the fact that slavery reigned unquestioned within it-we must, therefore, permeate the story with an issue Hamilton himself didn't prioritize during his shortish life, and judge him about that. However, this is an almost willfully uncomprehending perspective. It would be valid to utterly dismiss a political experiment founded in slavery today, indeed. However, the chance that a person can see completely beyond the ideological confines of their time is small. Even smaller are the chances that they will have the stomach to devote their entire life to fighting for a principle in the face of certain dismissal and resistance. And even smaller than this are the chances that someone will devote themselves to such a self-abnegating quest while dedicated to as massive a project as, say, creating a nation...

If today's climate of religious antiracism is any indication, however, it will be deemed urgent to take these contestings into account for future mountings of Hamilton. Get ready for versions in the 2030s with the chorus bulked out to include a few people playing slaves, and for it to become established to reinsert a slavery number Miranda actually wrote for the show but cut for time.

What any of this will have to do with America making genuine progress on race will be unclear and, ultimately, of no concern to the usual suspects. This kind of professional Cassandraism is less a proactive tool than an unchanging stance. However, the rest of us "wonderful people out there in the dark," as Norma Desmond put it in Sunset Boulevard, will in all of our benightedness continue to see Hamilton as just fine-and really, quite a bit more than fine-as it is.

Meanwhile Hamilton will be allowed to stay on the $10 bill. For now

hamilton10bill

The Wages of Socialism: Venezuela Takes a Permanent Three-Day Weekend

Everyone gets Fridays off. Why? No electricity that's why.

It's Democrats - Not Republicans - Who Have Shifted on Immigration

The standard media narrative holds that political polarization in the United States a GOP-driven phenomenon; that Republicans have gone off the deep end, and that Democrats remain sensible, centrist, and open to compromise. As we've said before, however, the truth is much more complicated. As much as many bien pensants would like to lay blame for our angry and polarized politics at the feet of racist Republicans, the Democrats' dramatic leftward pivot-on issues from the $15 minimum to immigration to the culture wars-has clearly played a major role.

demsimmigrationshift2

The Killer Hiding in the CDC Map: What caused Haiti's 2011 cholera epidemic? The CDC museum knows but won't say.

The evidence is pretty incontrovertible but admitting it would be politically UN-palatable.

Netherlands Considering Banning All Non-Electric Cars By 2025

Note that this would also include hybrids. The progressive corollary to Field of Dreams: If you ban it, they will grumble and then finally come over to the expensive, inferior alternative. Or else.

Hmm I Didn't Realize That Chuck Woolery Was Also a Pundit These Days

Actually if you check out his Wikipedia page Chuck has had an interesting life - a wine consultant in the 60s, then he had a Top 40 pop hit in the 60s while working as a truck driver and later had two more hits on the country Top 40 list in the 70s while becoming famous for hosting Wheel of Fortune and then Love Connection.

chuckwooleryvideo

 

Controversial: "Why Women DESTROY NATIONS * / CIVILIZATIONS - and other UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTHS"

Okay I think he makes a decent point that the optimal sexual strategy for individual women can be at odds with the best interests of their tribe/society as a whole. However historically exogamy usually meant marrying into related tribes with shared language and values or another social class within the tribe rather than a completely alien culture.

Where he is wrong though is in treating all women as a monolithic disloyal group. Young women may indeed be attracted to the Other but most marry within their own group. And once a woman has children, she's far more tied to the fate of the society she lives in than a man is. So the idea that women are fundamentally disloyal to their own societies is simply wrong. So it's easy to blame women for the current immigration problems in Europe but until recently the immigration policies in most countries enjoyed support among both sexes. In fact right now in Germany it's women - especially the younger ones - who are the most anti-immigration group of all. Because rape and assault.

Hostages Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Confess Their Un-Australian Activities

For context see here.

Man Sets Up Fake DUI Checkpoint, Gets Charged With DUI

Well points for audacity if nothing else.

Meet the Frankentank

frankentank1

Bulldozer Battle! In China!

For a soundtrack I'm torn between Star Trek battle music and Yakety Sax.

The Yahoo AoSHQ group - it's got electrolytes and shit.

And my twitter thang.

Tonight's post brought to you by lady wrestling in Japan:

JAPAN-WRESTLERS/

Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. This ONT is not to be used as a personal flotation device or taken internally.

Posted by: Maetenloch at 10:46 PM




Comments

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1 Hey Skip!

Posted by: speedster1 at April 18, 2016 10:46 PM (vUcdz)

2 no skippie

Posted by: iforgot at April 18, 2016 10:49 PM (5o5ek)

3 This is nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 18, 2016 10:50 PM (sl+zA)

4 The daily quandary for the morally vain is how to trumpet their greater
sensitivity on issues that concern all fair-minded people. The answer is
always the same: pretend someone else doesn't care and denounce them.
Hence they smear others as racists, homophobes, misogynists or in
Blair's case, of being unsympathetic about domestic violence.



Has anyone suggested boxing lessons?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 10:50 PM (oKE6c)

5 PW, to answer your question from the last thread, I'm doing well. Hope you are too.

Posted by: Emmie at April 18, 2016 10:50 PM (rRHdN)

6 Good night all.

Work those Plan Bs. We may need them.

And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 18, 2016 10:51 PM (u82oZ)

7 Hola....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 10:51 PM (70i5q)

8 So, in Venezuela, you get Fridays off so you can work a second job in the barter economy.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 18, 2016 10:52 PM (1ijHg)

9 Is that reactive armor on the Iranian tank or do they just stick their MREs to the outside to save room?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 18, 2016 10:52 PM (sl+zA)

10 You Yanks got lucky!

Posted by: CSA at April 18, 2016 10:52 PM (FXW24)

11 Netherlands Considering Banning All Non-Electric Cars By 2025


That's like Tomorrowland at Disneyland banning them. The Netherlands is so small a good base hit lands in another country.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 10:53 PM (oKE6c)

12 What's this Australia stuff?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 10:53 PM (70i5q)

13 Netherlands will convert all public transportation entirely to wind power by 2020.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 18, 2016 10:55 PM (sl+zA)

14 Frankentank is a typical Iranian "development."


Just re-hashed, warmed over old shit. They still fly some decrepit 45 year old F-4s as front line stuff.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 10:56 PM (70i5q)

15 Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 18, 2016 10:57 PM (ntObR)

16 12 What's this Australia stuff?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 10:53 PM (70i5q)


New blog direction and target demographic. It was all explained in the latest Premium newsletter.

Posted by: Maetenloch at April 18, 2016 10:58 PM (pAlYe)

17 As I mentioned in the Paglia thread, and in honor of yesterday's fantastic spicy food thread, I went out today and had some spicy pizza for lunch.

Was it de-lish? Yes. Is my colon having its cruel, cruel revenge? Also yes. Sigh.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 18, 2016 10:59 PM (ntObR)

18 Yet tomorrow I'll do it again.

On the menu: spicy Vienna Beef chili dogs with cheese and onions, from Mustard's. Can't wait. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 18, 2016 11:00 PM (ntObR)

19 "It was all explained in the latest Premium newsletter."


Of course. Everybody's got their hand out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:00 PM (70i5q)

20 hi all
Maet, didn't you know, you aren't allowed to quote NRO any more, that makes you an "establishment sellout"

Posted by: chemjeff at April 18, 2016 11:01 PM (uAvJJ)

21 >> Was it de-lish? Yes. Is my colon having its cruel, cruel revenge? Also >> yes. Sigh.

I can fix that.

Posted by: Annoying Philips Ad Colon Lady at April 18, 2016 11:01 PM (DW+jj)

22 Hola all.

Posted by: Blano at April 18, 2016 11:02 PM (heN73)

23 PW, a karaoke bar, eh? I didn't know you or BTH were singers.

Mr. Bass man's favorite karaoke song is "Tequila."

Posted by: Emmie at April 18, 2016 11:02 PM (rRHdN)

24 The Premium newsletter is worth every penny just for the Penthouse-style sex advice column.

"Dear AOSHQ Adviser, I have somehow mysteriously superglued a table tennis ball, Cuties orange, and complete 1950s-era dinette set into my rectum. Any ideas on how to remove same with maximum privacy and minimum discomfort?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 18, 2016 11:02 PM (ntObR)

25 As for the tranny latrine bullshit. What has happened folks is that the left is fantastic at incremental change. If someone would have told you 15 or 20 years ago that this kind of bullshit would be going on, you'd have said, no way. We are where we are now because the left is patient. Their content with gradual change while controlling the media and shouting down anyone as intolerant. There's several examples, this just the latest. I am not big on the social issues. But people need to call their bullshit and say enough is enough.

Posted by: Minnidel at April 18, 2016 11:03 PM (mv76s)

26 Well, even more Nixonian than you're scheme, is getting caught on tape.

Stupid confession, Jimmy. Really stupid.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at April 18, 2016 11:03 PM (H9MG5)

27 Bulldozer Battle! In China!

For a soundtrack I'm torn between Star Trek battle music and Yakety Sax.



Ha, reminds me of those beetle battle things that Japanese schoolchildren (used to?) do.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 18, 2016 11:03 PM (uURQL)

28 I got a bonus today at work!

My boss, who just this past year came back from Afghanistan, passed out some Iraqi money from a previous deployment. He said it currently is worth $.022.

Posted by: mullingthingsover at April 18, 2016 11:03 PM (L6jDH)

29 Ugh. The pup made a huge muddy mess of himself so I was hosing him down. He got spooked by the neighbor's decorative lights, and jerked me around a corner into the edge of my house.

Genius dog, he is not. Still the sweetest pup in the world but...

Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2016 11:04 PM (fIP7E)

30 Is that reactive armor on the Iranian tank or do they just stick their MREs to the outside to save room?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 18, 2016 10:52 PM (sl+zA)


Loaves of pound cake. I think it is too light colored to be halwa.

Posted by: kindltot at April 18, 2016 11:04 PM (N5Ri9)

31 Out: One Person, One Vote. In: One Warm Body, One Equal Share of Representation

The Supreme Court has ruled that in order to uphold the "principle" of "one person, one vote", the states may give some voters lopsided influence and power over other voters in order to insure that each district has the same number of war bodies.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11546

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 18, 2016 11:04 PM (vBeA5)

32
Just re-hashed, warmed over old shit. They still fly some decrepit 45 year old F-4s as front line stuff.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 10:56 PM (70i5q)

I know, right? It's like if someone tried to get by with some bomber their grandfathers flew...

Posted by: Too lazy to think of a name right now, as my team once again can't hit tonight at April 18, 2016 11:04 PM (J3UIw)

33 In fact right now in Germany it's women - especially the younger ones - who are the most anti-immigration group of all. Because rape and assault.

But the leader responsible for setting the stage? Angela Merkel.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supports kittens at April 18, 2016 11:05 PM (uURQL)

34 Always wondered what you really did on that Japan trip. Now I'm wondering what plane tickets would cost.

Posted by: Splunge at April 18, 2016 11:05 PM (iMxBJ)

35 My boss, who just this past year came back from Afghanistan, passed out some Iraqi money from a previous deployment. He said it currently is worth $.022.

Posted by: mullingthingsover at April 18, 2016 11:03 PM
.........Make sure you report it as foreign income on your tax form! After taxes you are up $.14. Beer is on you!

Posted by: Minnidel at April 18, 2016 11:06 PM (mv76s)

36 Thanks, Maet.

Good evening, all and sundry.

Posted by: Piercello at April 18, 2016 11:06 PM (RXfvh)

37 Hooooooooooorde!!!!

It's been too long. Who have we pissed off?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 18, 2016 11:07 PM (GEICT)

38 "I know, right? It's like if someone tried to get by with some bomber their grandfathers flew..."


Heh. Yeah. Good amount of truth.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:07 PM (70i5q)

39 Howdy all.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 18, 2016 11:08 PM (9ltS8)

40 ♪ Supergonorrheafragilisticexpialidocious! ♫

Posted by: a dripping cockney at April 18, 2016 11:08 PM (jVvcc)

41 BCochran, oh don't even get started

Posted by: chemjeff at April 18, 2016 11:08 PM (uAvJJ)

42 Frankentank is a typical Iranian "development."


Just re-hashed, warmed over old shit. They still fly some decrepit 45 year old F-4s as front line stuff.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 10:56 PM (70i5q)

They stuck another tail fin on an F-5. Who knows, in another 20 years they may come up with the YF-17!

Posted by: Josephistan at April 18, 2016 11:09 PM (7qAYi)

43 41 BCochran, oh don't even get started

Posted by: chemjeff at April 18, 2016 11:08 PM (uAvJJ)



Lmao

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 18, 2016 11:09 PM (GEICT)

44
I've seen every brit archaeological show produced in the past 45 years. The villa is not that big of a deal. And it is the last thing you want to find on your property in that it restricts any improvements you want to make and the sale value. (Personally, I would pay more for the property if it had archaeological discoveries. I'd camp out at night and look for Roman ghosts...)

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 11:09 PM (iQIUe)

45 Better Call Saul a bit underwhelming. So Chuck pulled a fast one, but we know Jimmy is still a lawyer later so we know nothing is going to come from it.

Also Kim is smoking hot.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 18, 2016 11:09 PM (4ErVI)

46 Did fairly well in the poker tournament this weekend. Finished 11th out of 1140 people in the event I entered. Cashed out for $3338.

First place woulda been nice. 41K for that, plus WSOP ring.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 18, 2016 11:10 PM (9ltS8)

47 Roman ghosts? I'd look for a nice sealed container of garum. Might still be good! The good thing about seasoning your food with rotted stuff is that it's harder for it to go bad. Think of the food thread that would make.

Posted by: Splunge at April 18, 2016 11:11 PM (iMxBJ)

48 "Better Call Saul a bit underwhelming. So Chuck pulled a fast one, but we know Jimmy is still a lawyer later so we know nothing is going to come from it."

I guess is it's all about how they get out of it. Jimmy will finagle a way out. Become Saul. I'm guessing his brother dies, commits suicide along the way.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:11 PM (70i5q)

49 Asheville, wow, nice!!

It may end up being wasted money, but I'd love to play in a WSOP event at the Rio within a few years. Would especially like to go for the Millionaire Maker.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 18, 2016 11:11 PM (ntObR)

50 In Venezuela, getting a lump of coal in your Xmas stocking is a cause for joy.

Coming soon to the USSA.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2016 11:11 PM (gyKtp)

51 Evening everyone!

My jaw is killing me tonight and vicodin doesn't work well on me. I'm very tempted to go in to the dentist tomorrow and have them just pull this sucker out.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 18, 2016 11:12 PM (fC9RO)

52 Batman vs. Super Gonhorrea. Coming to a theater near you.

Posted by: Splunge at April 18, 2016 11:12 PM (iMxBJ)

53 So, in Venezuela, you get Fridays off so you can work a second job in the barter economy.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 18, 2016 10:52 PM (1ijHg)


Who runs Barter Town?

Posted by: Zombie Simon Bolivar at April 18, 2016 11:12 PM (vBeA5)

54 Re putting a woman on currency: On Megyn Kelly's show tonight James Rosen told of how there was an effort to put a panorama of influential women on the back of one of the bills and womyn went apeshit about it. They analogized it to Rosa Park's brave act of standing up to oppression; Said it was the equivalent of sending women to the back of the bus.

No. I'm not kidding.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 18, 2016 11:13 PM (SEXy3)

55 Re. the Netherlands electric car story, I read several years ago (although I'm sure it's still true today) that the Dutch have the most wind power in Europe and the most-expensive electricity while France has the most nukes and the lowest electricity prices in Europe. Just thought I'd mention that.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2016 11:13 PM (jVvcc)

56 >>After all, only a bigot would be offended by the sight of another woman's penis.


That's poetry.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2016 11:14 PM (tR4f2)

57 Thanks Maet.
Re: Quote #1-

Front page of the newspaper in my small, 16,000, town newpaper in rural IL...Isaac Badillo, a 16-year-old sophomore. Born Alexis, he began identifying as a boy last summer.

http://tinyurl.com/hnvehda

This is just crazy, the family and school are behind a confused 16 yr old? Better yet, get him some counseling and treatment.

If you read the article the HS has create 5 "family style restrooms" for all, including changing tables. WTF, this is where we are at!!!

Posted by: Farmer at April 18, 2016 11:14 PM (o/90i)

58 "My jaw is killing me tonight and vicodin doesn't
work well on me. I'm very tempted to go in to the dentist tomorrow and
have them just pull this sucker out.


Posted by: Colorado Alex"

Pull your jaw out? That might sting a bit.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 18, 2016 11:15 PM (9ltS8)

59 55 Re. the Netherlands electric car story, I read several years ago (although I'm sure it's still true today) that the Dutch have the most wind power in Europe and the most-expensive electricity while France has the most nukes and the lowest electricity prices in Europe. Just thought I'd mention that.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2016 11:13 PM (jVvcc)


Yes but the Dutch have the highest energy self-esteem in Europe. So they have that going for them.

Posted by: Maetenloch at April 18, 2016 11:15 PM (pAlYe)

60 I guess is it's all about how they get out of it.
Jimmy will finagle a way out. Become Saul. I'm guessing his brother
dies, commits suicide along the way.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:11 PM (70i5q)

Yeah I expect Chuck to not make it. A friend of mine predicts Kim gets disbarred somehow due to Jimmy's shenanigans. And it was someone associated with Gus Fring who left the note on Mike's car (that's my own opinion).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 18, 2016 11:15 PM (4ErVI)

61 55: once again, the french have the last laugh.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2016 11:15 PM (ucDmr)

62 Those aren't bulldozers. They are front-end loaders, or simply, loaders. Not everything painted Caterpillar yellow that moves earth is a bulldozer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 11:16 PM (UsLZp)

63 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 18, 2016 11:17 PM (YJmuy)

64 61 55: once again, the french have the last laugh.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2016 11:15 PM (ucDmr)

Wrong. We have the last laugh.

Posted by: muslim population of Europe at April 18, 2016 11:18 PM (7qAYi)

65 #5: I am indeed doing well, thanks! Glad to hear you are, too!

#23: Tequila? Excellent choice! I look forward to seeing Mr. Bassman sing that classic! Especially if he does the Pee-Wee Herman dance while he's at it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at April 18, 2016 11:18 PM (0OG8D)

66 >> Lyra Monteiro, a history professor at Rutgers, who assails Hamilton for underplaying that Hamilton was less than sustainedly committed to ending slavery


Is this bitch retarded? Hamilton was an abolisionist. That is not in question in any History I know of the man.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2016 11:18 PM (tR4f2)

67
If you get cancer in Venezuela, you are Effed unless you are rich and seek treatment outside the country or you are part of the ruling class. There are few drugs to treat cancer patients. Everything is blackmarket if you can obtain and pay for it at all. But you know - it's freeeeeeee!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 11:18 PM (iQIUe)

68 "A friend of mine predicts Kim gets disbarred somehow due to Jimmy's shenanigans. And it was someone associated with Gus Fring who left the note on Mike's car (that's my own opinion)."



I have wondered how she disappears. The guess about Fring is as good as any right now.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:18 PM (70i5q)

69 Thanks, Maet! I love your ONTs. I don't hate you, just everyone else.

Posted by: chiefjaybob, who hates everyone at April 18, 2016 11:19 PM (cgH9o)

70 The Germans plan to eliminate all their nuke generation. Will France follow them off the cliff?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 18, 2016 11:19 PM (k4M/B)

71 My jaw is killing me tonight and vicodin doesn't
work well on me. I'm very tempted to go in to the dentist tomorrow and have them just pull this sucker out.



You got any Whole Cloves in the house?

If you do, put one along the gum of the affected too and keep it there for a bit. It will dull the ache.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2016 11:19 PM (tR4f2)

72 apparently lady wrestlers in Nipon are non sumo style

Posted by: jake at April 18, 2016 11:19 PM (KXdPS)

73 I am not a singer. I had a good singing voice before puberty, I was told, but since castrati went out of fashion that career-path has been closed to me.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 18, 2016 11:20 PM (6FqZa)

74 "Those aren't bulldozers. They are front-end loaders,
or simply, loaders. Not everything painted Caterpillar yellow that
moves earth is a bulldozer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

KillDozer!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 18, 2016 11:20 PM (9ltS8)

75 64: well yeah, the yutes shall inherit the earth i guess.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2016 11:20 PM (ucDmr)

76 apparently lady wrestlers in Nipon are non sumo style

Posted by: jake at April 18, 2016 11:19 PM (KXdPS)


Does that mean they wrestle fully naked, no diaper?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 11:21 PM (UsLZp)

77 I am not a singer. I had a good singing voice before puberty, I was told, but since castrati went out of fashion that career-path has been closed to me.

Castrati never went out of fashion at my place. They're like hairless little angels, they are.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at April 18, 2016 11:21 PM (sl+zA)

78 Okay, so Johnny Douche and wife-unit take their dogs to Oz. I can't figure out who the Tia chick is. This has dragged on for some reason.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:22 PM (70i5q)

79 No cloves, unfortunately. I'll have to pick some up on my way to work tomorrow and see if that helps during the day.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 18, 2016 11:23 PM (fC9RO)

80 File this under "things I did not know":

Let's create a real Palestinian state instead. And I don't mean the PLO's President for Life Mahmoud Abbas going down to the UN to give another speech. Abbas is on his 11th year of a 4-year term. The US spent $4.5 billion promoting "Palestinian democracy" and the last PLO election was ten years ago.

Hamas won. It would win today all over again.


One vote. One time. Hey, I've got a great idea -- Let's give them their own state*.

* Which is what Sultan Knish (Daniel Greenfield) is arguing in his latest piece. Not sarcasticly**, either.

** If sarcasticly isn't a word it should be, dammit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2016 11:24 PM (gyKtp)

81 On the jaw thing, I've had some luck with putting an aspirin at the base of the tooth. Tastes yucky, but it may ease the pain.

Posted by: Last at April 18, 2016 11:24 PM (8HiDF)

82 ""Those aren't bulldozers. They are front-end loaders,
or simply, loaders. "

Thank you. Everything from a D-11 to a Kubota with a FEL gets called a "bulldozer" in the media.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:24 PM (70i5q)

83 Those aren't bulldozers. They are front-end loaders,
or simply, loaders.



Wow. You're a tough grader.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 18, 2016 11:25 PM (sl+zA)

84 My certified, return receipt requested, check enclosed (a tad upwards of 2k) tax return was time stamped 3:18pm at my local Post Office. I put it off as long as I could. Just hate doing 'em. The amount paid in addition to that which was withheld does not measure up to my idea of good value for the money. I want a strong military, national defense,
equality under the law. I'd settle for a border fence and leave me alone. I get the FSA stealing MY life so they can lay about and enjoy theirs. Gotta go get another drink.

Posted by: cfomahm at April 18, 2016 11:25 PM (RfzVr)

85 82: kinda like all guns are assault rifles. assclowns.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2016 11:26 PM (ucDmr)

86 62 >> Those aren't bulldozers. They are front-end loaders, or simply, loaders.
Not everything painted Caterpillar yellow that moves earth is a
bulldozer.

What if they self identify as bulldozers?

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2016 11:26 PM (gyKtp)

87 "Wow. You're a tough grader."


And maintainers are something else entirely.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:27 PM (70i5q)

88 Wow. You're a tough grader.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 18, 2016 11:25 PM (sl+zA)


Damn. Missed a huge opportunity. Should have socked it as "Rachel Corrie".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 11:27 PM (UsLZp)

89 John McWhorter Has Had Enough of the SJW Hate on the Musical Hamilton

The left just hates Hamilton because he went to a Jewish school. Hamilton used to like to tell the other Founders that he read the Bible ... in the original.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2016 11:27 PM (zc3Db)

90
The first thing Hamas did after winning the election is throw all their political opponents off tall buildings, I shit you not.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 11:27 PM (iQIUe)

91 AK-47 bulldozers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 18, 2016 11:27 PM (k4M/B)

92 82: kinda like all guns are assault rifles. assclowns.

Assault rifles or worse, derringers.

Posted by: Rolling Stone at April 18, 2016 11:27 PM (sl+zA)

93 Wait till the horde discovers Tracked-Ho's

way better than a Loader

Posted by: jake at April 18, 2016 11:28 PM (KXdPS)

94 Damn. Missed a huge opportunity. Should have socked it as "Rachel Corrie".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 11:27 PM (UsLZp)



The road to hell is paved with good intentions and Rachel Corrie, but mostly Rachel Corrie.

Posted by: Stuff Confucius Probably Would Have Said If He Had Thought Of It, vol. 3 at April 18, 2016 11:28 PM (sl+zA)

95 And once a woman has children, she's far more tied to the fate of the society she lives in than a man is.
***
I've long thought that women civilize men, but having children civilizes women.

The problem is that fewer women are having children, and those that do are having them later.



Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2016 11:29 PM (pibXr)

96 The first thing Hamas did after winning the election is throw all their political opponents off tall buildings, I shit you not.
***
One man, one vote, one time.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2016 11:29 PM (pibXr)

97 Doolittle's Raid was 72 years ago today.

Those guys had balls. Great big steel ones.
Posted by: antisocialist
-------------

Also the anniversary of Paul Revere's ride.
---
Listen my children, and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere.
'Twas the eighteenth of April in seventy-five;
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year.
-----

Of course, every school child knows that poem... oh, wait.... that only used to be true.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2016 11:29 PM (w/iDp)

98 #73: Aww, really? I remember us talking about that!

Really, you don't have to be good at singing for karaoke. You get on that stage, and you have fun with thet song... that's what people will enjoy and remember.

And, hey, we've had Morons get on stage with their instruments and play for us at previous meetups, and we enjoyed that, right? How about about we less-musically-talented types return the favor, huh?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at April 18, 2016 11:30 PM (0OG8D)

99 You're wrong. the heavy gear fight should be watched with "Holding Out for a Hero" like Footloose decreed.

Jim Steinman forever!

Posted by: Captain Comic at April 18, 2016 11:30 PM (Gyor5)

100 I have wondered how she disappears. The guess about Fring is as good as any right now.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:18 PM (70i5q)

It's gotta be Gus because he played the long game in BB. He's had it in for Hector since he killed his buddy at the cartel meeting. He's got Hector under surveillance and then this white guy shows up. It'll be how Mike becomes his employee later. Doesn't explain how Hector ends up in the wheelchair though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 18, 2016 11:30 PM (4ErVI)

101 The first thing Hamas did after winning the election is throw all their political opponents off tall buildings, I shit you not.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 18, 2016 11:27 PM (iQIUe)


Well, throwing them off low buildings was a waste of effort.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 11:30 PM (UsLZp)

102 74 "Those aren't bulldozers. They are front-end loaders,
or simply, loaders. Not everything painted Caterpillar yellow that
moves earth is a bulldozer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"
KillDozer!
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 18, 2016 11:20 PM (9ltS



They're bulldozers, goddamnit. You think I don't know a bulldozer when I see one?

Posted by: Rachel "Bulldozer" Corrie at April 18, 2016 11:31 PM (oKE6c)

103 Pull your jaw out? That might sting a bit.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 18, 2016 11:15 PM (9ltS


Maybe Colorado Alex could be a lamprey.

Alex, you got bones or cartilage?

Posted by: kindltot at April 18, 2016 11:31 PM (N5Ri9)

104 looks like wisconsin will soon have tammy baldwin and puss feingold as senators. the stupid is going to last for an eternity.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 18, 2016 11:32 PM (ucDmr)

105 I put it off as long as I could. Just hate doing 'em.
-------------

Yeah, I E-Filed for the first time this evening. I was too wrung out to drive to the P.O.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2016 11:32 PM (w/iDp)

106 Let's create a real Palestinian state instead.

There is one. It's called Jordan.

And the West Bank and Gaza Strip are two distinct societies that have no love lost for each other. The idea that they could ever be part of some single state is a joke. Hamas rules gaza (with the enthusiastic backing of the Gazan slugs) while the PLO rules the West Bank (with the enthusiastic backing of the West Bank slugs). The first thing that would happen if anyone tried to make a state out of those two societies would be for them to fight and split.

Add to that the fact that Israel cannot allow a fakestinian state in the West Bank (for security purposes) and that pretty much tells one all he needs to know about the situation.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2016 11:32 PM (zc3Db)

107 It's Democrats - Not Republicans - Who Have Shifted on Immigration
***
And this is true of almost every issue outside of taxes.

Imagine if you went back to 1996 and asked your average Democrat their views on:

Gay "marriage"
Transvestites
"Safe spaces" for college students
etc...etc...etc

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2016 11:32 PM (pibXr)

108 94 Damn. Missed a huge opportunity. Should have socked it as "Rachel Corrie".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 11:27 PM (UsLZp)
The road to hell is paved with good intentions and Rachel Corrie, but mostly Rachel Corrie.
Posted by: Stuff Confucius Probably Would Have Said If He Had Thought Of It, vol. 3 at April 18, 2016 11:28 PM (sl+zA)



Damn. Just saw this. A day late and a dollar short. Story of my life.

Posted by: Rachel at April 18, 2016 11:33 PM (oKE6c)

109 And, hey, we've had Morons get on stage with their instruments and play for us at previous meetups, and we enjoyed that, right? How about about we less-musically-talented types return the favor, huh?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at April 18, 2016 11:30 PM (0OG8D)


Frank Sinatra and I have an understanding. He doesn't sit wells, and I don't sing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 11:33 PM (UsLZp)

110 They're bulldozers, goddamnit. You think I don't know a bulldozer when I see one?

Posted by: Rachel "Bulldozer" Corrie at April 18, 2016 11:31 PM (oKE6c)



They all look the same from underneath.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 18, 2016 11:33 PM (rwI+c)

111 "The veil is descending on us and we're staggering around like a battered wife trying to persuade ourselves that the person slugging us in the kisser means well and is doing it only because they care about us."

Mark Steyn: Terrorism and Western Civilisation

http://tinyurl.com/zx4hnzd

Posted by: Thrawn at April 18, 2016 11:34 PM (LlaxB)

112 From the article...
state Rep. Thomas Morrison, R-Palatine, is trying to move a bill that would require students to use facilities whose designations match that of their birth certificates.

The bill flies in the face of another House bill that would allow transgender people to change the gender designation on their birth certificates without first having surgery, a reform that already has been adopted by the federal government and 12 states.

This is a paper that has a conservative audience. Now letting dicks into a female restroom is a reform?

Posted by: Farmer at April 18, 2016 11:34 PM (o/90i)

113 They all look the same from underneath.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 18, 2016 11:33 PM (rwI+c)

While you're down there, check the oil.
(Old joke.)

Posted by: Rachel at April 18, 2016 11:34 PM (oKE6c)

114 "Doolittle's Raid was 72 years ago today.

Those guys had balls. Great big steel ones.
Posted by: antisocialist "



Yeah, they did. The country didn't have a lot of hopes right then and they were told coming back alive was iffy. Many kissed their wives and kids "goodby" before leaving for duty.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:34 PM (70i5q)

115 And, hey, we've had Morons get on stage with their instruments and play for us at previous meetups, and we enjoyed that, right? How about about we less-musically-talented types return the favor, huh?


I could read an ironclad employment discrimination release.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 18, 2016 11:34 PM (sl+zA)

116 Heavy equipment terminology:

bulldozer=dozer
backhoe=ho
compactor=roller
excavator=cat-ho
motor grader=grader=blade
track loader=cool
front end loader=loader
wheel tractor scraper=scraper

Posted by: jake at April 18, 2016 11:35 PM (KXdPS)

117 I'm flattered by all of this attention.

Posted by: zombie rachel corrie at April 18, 2016 11:35 PM (jVvcc)

118 From the article...
state Rep. Thomas Morrison, R-Palatine, is trying to move a bill that would require students to use facilities whose designations match that of their birth certificates.

Posted by: Farmer at April 18, 2016 11:34 PM (o/90i)


So Barky would have to hold it until he left the state.

Works for me.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2016 11:35 PM (zc3Db)

119 112 From the article... state Rep. Thomas Morrison, R-Palatine, is trying to move a bill that would require students to use facilities whose designations match that of their birth certificates.

The bill flies in the face of another House bill that would allow transgender people to change the gender designation on their birth certificates without first having surgery, a reform that already has been adopted by the federal government and 12 states.

This is a paper that has a conservative audience. Now letting dicks into a female restroom is a reform?

Posted by: Farmer at April 18, 2016 11:34 PM (o/90i)



A modest proposal: don't change their birth certificates - cancel them.

Posted by: Rachel at April 18, 2016 11:36 PM (oKE6c)

120 I can fix that.
Posted by: Annoying Philips Ad Colon Lady at April 18, 2016 11:01 PM

That's my line!

Posted by: Jeb! at April 18, 2016 11:36 PM (sOhww)

121 "motor grader=grader=blade "

Maintainer.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:37 PM (70i5q)

122 #109: Well, you don't have to sing. If you just want to show up and hang out, that's cool! It'd be nice to meet you. Those of us who like to think we can sing will be happy to get on the stage and have the audience play along with our delusions.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at April 18, 2016 11:38 PM (0OG8D)

123 my old man was on the crew that loaded Doolittle's aircraft onto the carrier.

Posted by: jake at April 18, 2016 11:38 PM (KXdPS)

124 Hey Hammer. Did you decide if you have next month free for the Gun show, or are you going to reunion?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 18, 2016 11:38 PM (9ltS8)

125 Posted by: Farmer at April 18, 2016 11:34 PM (o/90i)

We're living in bizarro world now, and it's going to keep getting worse until people stop going along with the insanity.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 11:39 PM (HalrA)

126 >> The first thing Hamas did after winning the election is throw all their political opponents off tall buildings, I shit you not.

That had to hurt. We throw our politicians out of office, and they land in $3 million per year jobs (See Eric Cantor for details).

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2016 11:39 PM (gyKtp)

127 I mentioned Godel in the last thread, and the reason I was thinking about him was Ace's earlier reference about "if you prove a falsehood, then you can prove anything".

That is sort of the way to describe one of the results of Godel.

Godel's Theorem is pretty profound. I think the best way to boil it all down to something simple is," Only a lunatic is sure he is sane".

If a finite formal system (axioms and logic) proves it is consistent, then it is inconsistent, and consistency can be thought of as "sanity", or contradicting itself. Saying A and Not A at the same time. If it ever does that once, then it can do that for all A. Any statement can be both proved and disproved by the same system. IOW, batshit insane.

And, a consistent formal system can never answer all questions. There are always propositions that can never be proved or disproved. IOW, there will always be unknowable things.

So a sane system can never be sure it is sane, and is incomplete.

Now, completeness, "knowing Truth", capital T Truth, is thus an *infinite* thing. Knowing you are truly correct is an infinite process.

Posted by: Annoying Philips Ad Colon Lady at April 18, 2016 11:39 PM (DW+jj)

128 well good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at April 18, 2016 11:41 PM (uAvJJ)

129 Magnificent sock failure, there in 127.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 18, 2016 11:41 PM (DW+jj)

130 #SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/722104022870548480

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/722104206480379905

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/722104402526384129

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/722104596328353792

Posted by: kbdabear at April 18, 2016 11:41 PM (d/lEy)

131 "my old man was on the crew that loaded Doolittle's aircraft onto the carrier. "

No shit. He have any stories?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:41 PM (70i5q)

132 Good night, Jeff!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at April 18, 2016 11:42 PM (0OG8D)

133 anyone see where one guy moved from NJ to FL and NJ lost $140mil in income tax because of that?

can you believe some dork actually paid $140M to live in NJ?

Posted by: jake at April 18, 2016 11:42 PM (KXdPS)

134 Now, completeness, "knowing Truth", capital T
Truth, is thus an *infinite* thing. Knowing you are truly correct is an
infinite process.


Posted by: Annoying Philips Ad Colon Lady at April 18, 2016 11:39 PM (DW+jj)


We'll never know the complete truth, but we shouldn't make the mistake of the Left and fall into the trap of believing that there are no objective truths. There are larger, objective, eternal truths about mankind and the human condition that, when observed and acted upon, make the difference between the success and failure of men and nations.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 11:42 PM (HalrA)

135 Light equipment terminology

Fresnelles = Cans
Plano-convex projectors = Cans
Leko = Spots

(never mind, I haven't played with them in 25 years and I can't remember any more)

Posted by: kindltot at April 18, 2016 11:43 PM (N5Ri9)

136 126 >> The first thing Hamas did after winning the election is throw all their political opponents off tall buildings, I shit you not.
That had to hurt. We throw our politicians out of office, and they land in $3 million per year jobs (See Eric Cantor for details).
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2016 11:39 PM (gyKtp)



Hamas shows the way.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 11:43 PM (oKE6c)

137 More #SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/722104815325569027

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/722105099594543104

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/722105290246631424

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/722105491728404481

Posted by: kbdabear at April 18, 2016 11:43 PM (d/lEy)

138 "Fresnelles = Cans"


We called them "fresnos" but I think it's close that it was the same thing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:44 PM (70i5q)

139 Happy-ish Monday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine @ the Raceway Critic ... at April 18, 2016 11:44 PM (AoK0a)

140 All politicians should be limited to two terms; one in office, and one in prison.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 18, 2016 11:44 PM (rwI+c)

141 "Fresnelles = Cans"


Do they involve Fresnel lenses? Is that the origin of the name?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 11:44 PM (oKE6c)

142 Nope, Godel is not saying there is no objective "Truth". Not so at all. It's saying that no finite system can ever encompass it.

Consider Utopian schemes. They all essentially claim to know all the answers. And thus be complete. They are thus incomplete, and bullshit.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 18, 2016 11:45 PM (DW+jj)

143 Even More #SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/722105672960094209

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/722105895505690626

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/722106079455215616

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/722106430879170560

Posted by: kbdabear at April 18, 2016 11:45 PM (d/lEy)

144 "can you believe some dork actually paid $140M to live in NJ? "


May be he was getting some sweet ass up there in NYC.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:45 PM (70i5q)

145 116 Heavy equipment terminology:
bulldozer=dozer
backhoe=ho
excavator=cat-ho
Posted by: jake at April 18, 2016 11:35 PM


Think of us as your male relatives, and please call before you dig.

Remember, bros before ho's!

Posted by: Your Friendly Local Utilities at April 18, 2016 11:45 PM (sOhww)

146 Do they involve Fresnel lenses? Is that the origin of the name?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 11:44 PM (oKE6c)


Yes. And I can't spell.

Posted by: kindltot at April 18, 2016 11:46 PM (N5Ri9)

147 They are thus inconsistent (not incomplete), and thus bullshit, I should say.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 18, 2016 11:46 PM (DW+jj)

148 May be he was getting some sweet ass up there in NYC.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:45 PM (70i5q)

But couldn't afford air fare to fly her to FL?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 11:46 PM (oKE6c)

149 Well, phooey. I've been trying to do better at "early to bed, early to rise" but that means I miss most of the ONT fun.

So, it's good night for now, beloved Horde.

Posted by: Emmie at April 18, 2016 11:46 PM (rRHdN)

150 anyone see where one guy moved from NJ to FL and NJ lost $140mil in income tax because of that?
can you believe some dork actually paid $140M to live in NJ?
Posted by: jake at April 18, 2016 11:42 PM

Don't know his exact circumstances but I'm pretty sure I'd figure out a move before the tax advantage reached $140,000,000. Just saying.

Posted by: Farmer at April 18, 2016 11:47 PM (o/90i)

151 "Do they involve Fresnel lenses? Is that the origin of the name?"



No sort of a combined land-plane and box-blade.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:47 PM (70i5q)

152 Hola, amigoz en loz intertuboz!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 18, 2016 11:47 PM (EzgxV)

153 Even more important about the concept of objective truth, one should remember that our nation began with the words "we hold these truths to be self-evident..."

If truth is always relative, then our whole way of life stands on nothing. This concept must be rejected emphatically.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 11:47 PM (HalrA)

154 I should have done this a decade ago!

Posted by: guy who moved from NJ to FL at April 18, 2016 11:48 PM (tR4f2)

155 All politicians should be limited to two terms; one in office, and one in prison.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 18, 2016 11:44 PM

OK, who did you steal that line from?

Posted by: Farmer at April 18, 2016 11:48 PM (o/90i)

156 Anyone see a problem here?

"Everyone gets Fridays off. Why? No electricity that's why."

"Netherlands Considering Banning All Non-Electric Cars By 2025"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2016 11:48 PM (w/iDp)

157 #149: Good night, Emmie! Tell Mr. Bassman I said hi!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at April 18, 2016 11:48 PM (0OG8D)

158 Well, any system to understand something is an approximation.

It can be useful to keep that in mind so you don't mistake reality for the theory to describe it: the map is not the terrain, I think the warning is.


Posted by: kindltot at April 18, 2016 11:48 PM (N5Ri9)

159 Thanks again, Maet, for another tasty ONT.

Um... is it legal to show the whole $10 like that?

Anyway, we'll soon be going to a cashless society, so what does it matter?

Mark Dice petitioning for cashless society
https://youtu.be/aZiqt_ukE0o



The Killer Hiding in the CDC Map

Ah, yes, the Centers for Disease Cover-ups.

(A truly disturbing article. The UN peacekeepers - what can't they do? Oh, yeah, keep peace.)



Hmm I Didn't Realize That Chuck Woolery Was Also a Pundit These Days

Really? I get his Save Us Chuck Woolery YouTubes every day. Always worth the listen, often hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/user/SaveUsChuckWoolery



I thought the Bulldozer Battle! reminded me of the moose battling in the driveway (wasn't that on here recently?) but more elephantine-sized.

What were they fighting about? Who cares‽



lady wrestling in Japan
That was no lady, that was my... um... chiropractor?



Some other stuff:

"Law and Order in Urban America" - David A. Clarke, Jr. speaking just tonight at Hillsdale College (1½ Hours)

https://youtu.be/WCBoMp_VQ7o

and

8:33
How Al "Scarface" Capone Got His Scars
Today I Found Out 8:33

https://youtu.be/1lafAyRjEC8



Okay, I'll be back in a bit, probably. Have to commute before I continue to compute.

Posted by: mindful webworker - sockpuppeteer to the stars at April 18, 2016 11:48 PM (5a8XA)

160 Okay, nobody cares for my dirty jokes. Oh well. :-)

Actually I have yet another request of the horde for tonight.

As I've mentioned before, I would like to visit relatives in Arkansas this summer. I live in Southern California.

I'd like to drive but that's turning out... expensive. I could still take some steps to reduce that (fewer stops, cheaper motels). But am wondering about flying.

Except for my ample butt. I'm not sure if I will fit into a 17.2-inch seat and don't want to have to buy two seats.

Any advice from anybody? Or at least, how can I *try out* an airplane-sized seat before I get on the plane? Try some lawn chairs at Walmart maybe?

Okay, thanks in advance to everyone who can help with this. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 18, 2016 11:48 PM (ntObR)

161 Nope, Godel is not saying there is no objective "Truth". Not so at all. It's saying that no finite system can ever encompass it.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 18, 2016 11:45 PM (DW+jj)


No system as complex as integer arithmetic, that is. Simpler formal systems can be complete and consistent.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2016 11:49 PM (zc3Db)

162 Consider Utopian schemes. They all essentially claim
to know all the answers. And thus be complete. They are thus
incomplete, and bullshit.


Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 18, 2016 11:45 PM (DW+jj)

So what you're saying is basically that man can't know the entire truth, but can know pieces of it? That sounds about right.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 11:49 PM (HalrA)

163 But couldn't afford air fare to fly her to FL?"


Or eventually hit on he could get it down South. Maybe an island?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:49 PM (70i5q)

164 Hamilton was anti-slavery for his time and place. To berate him not being MLK two hundred years early is ahistorical moral grandstanding designed to ego-fluff the complainers--"Look at me, everybody--I'm more moral than Alexander Hamilton!"

Ironically, these cheap shots can only be taken because of the freedom provided by founders like Hamilton. He doesn't owe you--you owe it to America to be more like him, bitch.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 18, 2016 11:49 PM (Ndje9)

165 serious NJ is trying to figgure out how to plug the whole in the budget

Posted by: jake at April 18, 2016 11:49 PM (KXdPS)

166 158 Well, any system to understand something is an approximation.
It can be useful to keep that in mind so you don't mistake reality for the theory to describe it: the map is not the terrain, I think the warning is.



In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 11:50 PM (oKE6c)

167 midful put up a new thread. Let me check it out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:50 PM (70i5q)

168 When my ex used to talk to the kids about what he did for a living, he'd tell them he operated a "push-me-pull-you hoop-nose diggasaurus"

Everyone else would just call it a scraper. But the kids liked his name for it better.

Posted by: ApacheRose at April 18, 2016 11:51 PM (kuWiJ)

169 Oh, and I've checked SeatGuru. They have some good advice, but unfortunately all of their "comfortable" flights have ridiculously long layover times.

But then, maybe that's the tradeoff I have to make. We shall see.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 18, 2016 11:51 PM (ntObR)

170 150 anyone see where one guy moved from NJ to FL and NJ lost $140mil in income tax because of that?
can you believe some dork actually paid $140M to live in NJ?
Posted by: jake at April 18, 2016 11:42 PM

Don't know his exact circumstances but I'm pretty sure I'd figure out a move before the tax advantage reached $140,000,000. Just saying.
Posted by: Farmer at April 18, 2016 11:47 PM (o/90i)


I believe he was the head of a brokerage house. And for some businesses propinquity is critical.

Posted by: Maetenloch at April 18, 2016 11:51 PM (pAlYe)

171 >>Hamilton was anti-slavery for his time and place.


He worked to make sure our founding docs contained the poison pill for slavery.

I'd like to know how dedicated that prof is to fighting slavery, today. My guess is, not at all.

Posted by: guy who moved from NJ to FL at April 18, 2016 11:51 PM (tR4f2)

172 163 But couldn't afford air fare to fly her to FL?"
Or eventually hit on he could get it down South. Maybe an island?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:49 PM (70i5q)



Or, given that he could afford a $140 million tax tab, both.

Amirite?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 11:52 PM (oKE6c)

173 A'ville Robert - Looks like I'm not going to Myrtle Beach. Let's go to the show. Got a time in mind yet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2016 11:52 PM (w/iDp)

174 140 Million?


That's peanuts.

Posted by: John Corzine at April 18, 2016 11:53 PM (tR4f2)

175 Well, we "know" the axioms of mathematics are true. We would say they are self-evident. But it can't be proved.....

Now, how do we *know* them to be true? What is this self-evident business.

That, that, is something profound. It's tied to this notion of self-awareness. If there is really such a thing, and not an illusion as a lot believe, then it's, well, something beyond our current understanding.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 18, 2016 11:53 PM (DW+jj)

176 No shit. He have any stories?

..........

tons, he was USN from 1940 to 1966

Posted by: jake at April 18, 2016 11:53 PM (KXdPS)

177 "Hamilton was anti-slavery for his time and place. "

Hamilton was a weird duck for the revolution. He wanted a new, American aristrocracy and seemed to put himself out there as the ideal candidate.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:54 PM (70i5q)

178 164
Hamilton was anti-slavery for his time and place. To berate him not
being MLK two hundred years early is ahistorical moral grandstanding
designed to ego-fluff the complainers--"Look at me, everybody--I'm more
moral than Alexander Hamilton!"



Ironically, these cheap shots can only be taken because of the
freedom provided by founders like Hamilton. He doesn't owe you--you owe
it to America to be more like him, bitch.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 18, 2016 11:49 PM (Ndje9)


And what a lot of these idiots can't comprehend is that people like Martin Luther King would not have been possible without men like Alexander Hamilton. Changing society is a slow process.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 18, 2016 11:54 PM (HalrA)

179 Any advice from anybody? Or at least, how can I *try out* an airplane-sized seat before I get on the plane? Try some lawn chairs at Walmart maybe?

Okay, thanks in advance to everyone who can help with this. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 18, 2016 11:48 PM (ntObR)


Greyhound still running? And you could make the trip profitable by cleaning out the other passengers in poker games.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 11:54 PM (UsLZp)

180 "Or, given that he could afford a $140 million tax tab, both.

Amirite?"


Well, if you got $140 to blow on ass.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:55 PM (70i5q)

181 Actually the Doolittle raid was 74, not 72, years ago today (yesterday in Japan).


Just happened to read the section in Toll's "Pacific Crucible" about the raid last night.


I knew the raid had played a role in tipping the balance in favor of Yamamoto's Midway operation. But I hadn't known that the Naval General Staff had sorta-kinda acceded to Yamamoto's resignation-threat extortion on the Midway proposal, but had hoped to slow-walk it to death before it happened.


The raid ended that idea quite dramatically.


Also didn't know - it actually sounds hard to credit - that PM Tojo's plane had actually flown close to one of the raiders over Tokyo Bay, and a passenger on the Japanese plane had seen and recognized the B-25 for what it was.


Posted by: rhomboid at April 18, 2016 11:56 PM (QDnY+)

182 180 "Or, given that he could afford a $140 million tax tab, both.
Amirite?"
Well, if you got $140 to blow on ass.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:55 PM (70i5q)



He had $140 million to blow on corrupt Democrat politicians and their cronies, and they're probably lousy pieces of ass. (Guessing here.)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2016 11:56 PM (oKE6c)

183 >>Hamilton was a weird duck for the revolution. He wanted a new, American aristrocracy and seemed to put himself out there as the ideal candidate.


Have you read Hamilton by Chernow? It might change your beliefs on the man.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2016 11:56 PM (tR4f2)

184 "tons, he was USN from 1940 to 1966 "


Well, then, of course. Curious to know what he heard on the Hornet in April '42.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:56 PM (70i5q)

185 No system as complex as integer arithmetic, that is. Simpler formal systems can be complete and consistent.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
-------------

No formal system of 'interest', is, I believe the way it is properly stated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2016 11:56 PM (w/iDp)

186 "Looks like I'm not going to Myrtle Beach. Let's go to the show. Got a time in mind yet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Not specifically. I usually like to get there early-ish, but not fanatically early.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 18, 2016 11:57 PM (9ltS8)

187 >>Well, if you got $140 to blow on ass.


Well, big spender...

Posted by: Barney Frank at April 18, 2016 11:57 PM (tR4f2)

188 "Have you read Hamilton by Chernow? It might change your beliefs on the man. "

Some. The guy was thorn at the Con/Conven.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 18, 2016 11:57 PM (70i5q)

189
Anyone see a problem here?



"Everyone gets Fridays off. Why? No electricity that's why."



"Netherlands Considering Banning All Non-Electric Cars By 2025"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2016 11:48 PM (w/iDp)

I see no problem. I see opportunities. Bwahahahaha




Posted by: Pershing the Conquerer at April 18, 2016 11:58 PM (NY0r1)

190 AOP, LOL.

You gave me an idea, I could take Metrolink to Oceanside soon. They have a casino there called Ocean's 11 that, the one time I went there almost 10 years ago, I cleaned up. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 18, 2016 11:58 PM (ntObR)

191 Well, I'm off for the evening. Got a bunch of paperwork to do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2016 11:59 PM (UsLZp)

192 I've read Hamilton quit as Washington's secretary after George threw one too many tantrums at Andrew one day.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 18, 2016 11:59 PM (ntObR)

193 So, yeah. It was pretty much me that's responsible for the note on Mike's car.

Posted by: Gus F. at April 18, 2016 11:59 PM (H9MG5)

194

Spirit Airlines is cheap as hell. I know because my idiot son keeps sneaking away on flights with them. Some flights as cheap as 62 bucks

Posted by: ThunderB at April 19, 2016 12:00 AM (zOTsN)

195 Any system simpler than that, "Peano arithmetic" I believe they call it, is well, sort of like "simpler than a single celled organism" or something. It's not much. You can't do much with it, it's not very useful.

Before Godel, they had some idea of wrapping "Principia Mathematica" up into some nice little complete package, proving its own consistency and all that.

Godel just burst that bubble. Sorry guys, it ain't possible.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 19, 2016 12:00 AM (DW+jj)

196 On the NJ tax revenue thing, I've mentioned it before but 1,000 years ago (i.e. 6 or 7), before the ascendance of total lunacy and fantasy in fiscal and other guvamint matters, CA's legislative analyst (sort of like the legislature's CBO equivalent) estimated that up to 50% of CA's burgeoning deficit problem was attributable to the removal of 5,000 households from the tax rolls (wealthy tax slaves fleeing the state).


A few years before that, a respected public finance institute had made the obvious point that public entities that narrowed their tax base to fewer and fewer households (as the US to a great degree, and CA and some other states have done to an extreme degree) risked great volatility in revenues. Duh.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2016 12:00 AM (QDnY+)

197 How do Lefties know or figure out the trump order.

Black, Muslim, gay, woman, trans, undocumented, etc.

What is the order?

Posted by: eman at April 19, 2016 12:00 AM (MQEz6)

198 Well, we "know" the axioms of mathematics are true. We would say they are self-evident. But it can't be proved.....

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 18, 2016 11:53 PM (DW+jj)


There are no "axioms of mathematics". There are several candidates for the foundations of mathematics but each and every one fail in some important respect. Set Theory was long considered the clear mathematical foundation but holes were found in it from the very beginning. Then more constructive possibilities were forwarded but they, too, suffer from certain shortcomings. All of this was formalized in Godel's Incompleteness Theorem.

As things stand now we have Topos Theory which provides the basis for most mathematics and also provides an infinite number of universes in which mathematics can be developed. The logics in these different universes (topoi) are varied and the mathematics that are generated in each are different. There is nothing to lead us to know which of these possible mathematical universes most closely resembles our physical universe. It is much the same as the case was with geometry - for millenia there was nothing but Euclidean geometry but once non-Euclidean forms were discovered we quickly came to know an infinite number of different geometries, and with Einstein he showed that our universe agreed more with a non-Euclidean model.

Interestingly, topos theory is simultaneously the abstraction of geometry AND logic.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2016 12:00 AM (zc3Db)

199 Good night, AOP!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Ask not for whom The Donald Trumps. at April 19, 2016 12:01 AM (0OG8D)

200 >>Some. The guy was thorn at the Con/Conven.


He did the yeoman's work for our Republic there as well as during the Revolution.

Tireless and incomparably competent. Not at all the man most paint him as.

Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2016 12:01 AM (tR4f2)

201 ThunderB, yup but I keep reading, cheap = super-narrow seats. :-(

I just saw a pic of a 17-inch-wide chair at another website. Guess I'm going to have to drive.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2016 12:01 AM (ntObR)

202 Late evening horde. How goes it this beautiful Monday night.

ThunderB, still fairing ok?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 19, 2016 12:03 AM (hlMPp)

203 "He did the yeoman's work for our Republic there as well as during the Revolution. "


I disagree. We re-fighting the burrito/chimi fight?

The man thought we needed an American King.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2016 12:03 AM (70i5q)

204 So Barky would have to hold it until he left the state.
Works for me.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2016 11:35 PM

LMAO

Posted by: Farmer at April 19, 2016 12:03 AM (o/90i)

205 Not specifically. I usually like to get there early-ish, but not fanatically early.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
----------------
How about a meet-up at the Dunkin Donuts on Smokey Park Hwy? That way I can buy some coffee to go, and have a doughnut or two.

If suitable, pick a time... 9:00, or earlier? I don't care too much about the time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2016 12:04 AM (w/iDp)

206 he heard on the Hornet in April '42.
.............
he was on the dock, the carrier crew dealt with the planes once on board.





Posted by: jake at April 19, 2016 12:04 AM (KXdPS)

207

We good. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: ThunderB at April 19, 2016 12:05 AM (zOTsN)

208 196 On the NJ tax revenue thing, I've mentioned it before but 1,000 years ago (i.e. 6 or 7), before the ascendance of total lunacy and fantasy in fiscal and other guvamint matters, CA's legislative analyst (sort of like the legislature's CBO equivalent) estimated that up to 50% of CA's burgeoning deficit problem was attributable to the removal of 5,000 households from the tax rolls (wealthy tax slaves fleeing the state).

A few years before that, a respected public finance institute had made the obvious point that public entities that narrowed their tax base to fewer and fewer households (as the US to a great degree, and CA and some other states have done to an extreme degree) risked great volatility in revenues. Duh.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 19, 2016 12:00 AM (QDnY+)



"In CA 90 percent of the money comes from one-fifth of the taxpayers - those making $91,000 and up"

Forty-five percent of the state's income tax money comes from the top 1
percent of filers - those with adjusted gross income of at least $501,000.


http://tinyurl.com/zgmwvoe

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2016 12:05 AM (oKE6c)

209 >>I disagree. We re-fighting the burrito/chimi fight?

>The man thought we needed an American King.


let's just agree that you are equally as wrong about this and get back to ONTing.

Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2016 12:05 AM (tR4f2)

210 Any advice from anybody? Or at least, how can I *try out* an airplane-sized seat before I get on the plane? Try some lawn chairs at Walmart maybe?

Okay, thanks in advance to everyone who can help with this. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 18, 2016 11:48 PM (ntObR)


The airlines generally have seatbelt extenders if you ask.

Posted by: The Aero-Hat at April 19, 2016 12:06 AM (vBeA5)

211 "let's just agree that you are equally as wrong about this and get back to ONTing."

I agree to nothing. We never will.

Back to ONTing for the larger benefit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2016 12:06 AM (70i5q)

212 Hat, but will they let me use more than one seat without paying for the second seat? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2016 12:07 AM (ntObR)

213 207

We good. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: ThunderB at April 19, 2016 12:05 AM (zOTsN)




Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 19, 2016 12:07 AM (hlMPp)

214 Weird fuck is more like it!

Posted by: zombie aaron burr at April 19, 2016 12:07 AM (jVvcc)

215 Supposedly 40,000 tax payers in NYC keep the city afloat is what the midget Mike Bloomberg said once

Posted by: jake at April 19, 2016 12:08 AM (KXdPS)

216 How do Lefties know or figure out the trump order.

Black, Muslim, gay, woman, trans, undocumented, etc.

What is the order?

Posted by: eman at April 19, 2016 12:00 AM (MQEz6)


The farther from the norms of Western Civilization, and Western Civilization itself, the more oppressed/morally pure you become.

Posted by: The Intersectional Hat at April 19, 2016 12:08 AM (vBeA5)

217 Weird fuck is more like it!
Posted by: zombie aaron burr at April 19, 2016 12:07 AM


Oh, this Pox-rife Whoresone, again?

Posted by: Zombie Hamilton at April 19, 2016 12:09 AM (tR4f2)

218 No formal system of 'interest', is, I believe the way it is properly stated.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2016 11:56 PM (w/iDp)


Godel's proof involved modeling the formal system in question in integer arithmetic - assigning numbers to statements in the system and having the arithmetic operations on those numbers correspond to the logical operations on the statements, so he was only proving consistency or completeness shortcomings in a system that was at least complex enough to have a full representation in the integer arithmetic system.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2016 12:09 AM (zc3Db)

219 So a family friend about two streets over.... A week ago their neighbors windows were shot out.

Last night a car came by and dropped a gunman off to pepper the house. Got someone inside but not seriously as he was waiting on the porch for the amberlamps.

Good times good times.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 19, 2016 12:10 AM (hlMPp)

220
212 Hat, but will they let me use more than one seat without paying for the second seat? :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2016 12:07 AM (ntObR)

Some redeye flights are so empty you can stretch out over three seats and sleep the whole way.

The crew doesn't give a shit.

Posted by: eman at April 19, 2016 12:10 AM (MQEz6)

221 I believe he was the head of a brokerage house. And for some businesses propinquity is critical.
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 18, 2016 11:51 PM (pAlYe)


I think Critical Propinquity is touring with Streetlight Manifesto this year.

Posted by: kindltot at April 19, 2016 12:10 AM (N5Ri9)

222 "How about a meet-up at the Dunkin Donuts on Smokey Park Hwy? That way I can buy some coffee to go, and have a doughnut or two.



If suitable, pick a time... 9:00, or earlier? I don't care too much about the time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

9 sounds fine. Now that I have a few extra bucks, courtesy of the other poker players at the casino, I can do a little more shopping.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2016 12:10 AM (9ltS8)

223 201
I just saw a pic of a 17-inch-wide chair at another website. Guess I'm going to have to drive.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2016 12:01 AM (ntObR)
-------------
I know what you can do!
Change the weight on your birth certificate. Then you'll be skinny!

I'm going to do that with my date of birth.
I feel 39. I've been feeling 39 for years now!
You are what you feel!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 19, 2016 12:11 AM (T/5A0)

224 Let's leave your mother out of this, Hamilton.

Posted by: zombie aaron burr at April 19, 2016 12:11 AM (jVvcc)

225 Far be it from me to stipulate what "the axioms of mathematics" are with mathematicians. I will get a hell of a lot more than I bargained for, and shown to not know what I'm talking about.

But dammit, I know what I mean by them. I'm doing that "self evident" thing. The math stuff we use that works. That's what I mean. The damn axioms that make up that. Yes, the mathematicians would have a field day with that, I know, I know.

That's what I meant. I know 'em when I see 'em.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 19, 2016 12:12 AM (DW+jj)

226 "Let's leave your mother out of this, Hamilton."

You guys, calm it down.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2016 12:12 AM (70i5q)

227 Anyone see a problem here?
"Everyone gets Fridays off. Why? No electricity that's why."
"Netherlands Considering Banning All Non-Electric Cars By 2025"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2016 11:48 PM

Why no, sounds green to me. Now the Fridays are w/ pay right?

j/k I don't have a job, thanks for the bennies suckas.

Posted by: Leftist idoits everywhere at April 19, 2016 12:12 AM (o/90i)

228 "The airlines generally have seatbelt extenders if you ask.

Posted by: The Aero-Hat"

As long as your name isn't Mohammad.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2016 12:12 AM (9ltS8)

229 Topos Theory? That Wop mouse musta been a lot smarter than he looked.

Posted by: joey biden at April 19, 2016 12:13 AM (jVvcc)

230 Margarita, ah, transsexual logic :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2016 12:13 AM (ntObR)

231 >>>Let's leave your mother out of this, Hamilton.

Posted by: zombie aaron burr at April 19, 2016 12:11 AM (jVvcc)<<<

Lyin' Aaron. Nobody likes Lyin' Aaron. Nasty guy. Very nasty guy. Bad!


Posted by: A. Hamilton at April 19, 2016 12:14 AM (H9MG5)

232 adios

Posted by: jake at April 19, 2016 12:14 AM (KXdPS)

233 All right, Hamilton. I'm calling you out. We're gonna rumble. Duel that is. Choose your weapons, sir!

Posted by: Lyin' Aaron at April 19, 2016 12:15 AM (DW+jj)

234 That's what I meant. I know 'em when I see 'em.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 19, 2016 12:12 AM (DW+jj)


That's porno-math

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2016 12:16 AM (zc3Db)

235 So the Netherlands want to ban gas powered cars. Hope they have a good electrical grid and enjoy having to buy 10 new car batteries every couple of years.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 19, 2016 12:16 AM (KlVdw)

236 9 sounds fine. Now that I have a few extra bucks, courtesy of the other poker players at the casino, I can do a little more shopping.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
-------------------------

Okay. Sadly, Uncle Sam just sucked a chunk out of my wallet. I do have a couple of items that I would like to price, however.

We might be able to get Grey Fox to sign on also.

In the event that I don't see you here again, before then, just look for a white S-10, with a straw bale in back.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2016 12:16 AM (w/iDp)

237 Let's leave your mother out of this, Hamilton.

Posted by: zombie aaron burr at April 19, 2016 12:11 AM (jVvcc)

Lyin' Aaron. Nobody likes Lyin' Aaron. Nasty guy. Very nasty guy. Bad!

Posted by: A. Hamilton at April 19, 2016 12:14 AM (H9MG5)/i]

So, would that make Bernie the insane George III

Posted by: The Revolutionary Hat at April 19, 2016 12:17 AM (vBeA5)

238 So the Netherlands want to ban gas powered cars. Hope they have a good electrical grid and enjoy having to buy 10 new car batteries every couple of years.
Posted by: Darth Randall
--------------

They buy Nuke from France, and pretend that they are Eco warriors.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2016 12:17 AM (w/iDp)

Posted by: kindltot at April 19, 2016 12:17 AM (N5Ri9)

240 So, would that make Bernie the insane George III

Posted by: The Revolutionary Hat at April 19, 2016 12:17 AM (vBeA5)


Bernie's more like the piss-boy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2016 12:18 AM (zc3Db)

241 Hamilton was anti-slavery for his time and place. To berate him not being MLK two hundred years early is ahistorical moral grandstanding designed to ego-fluff the complainers--"Look at me, everybody--I'm more moral than Alexander Hamilton!"
Ironically, these cheap shots can only be taken because of the freedom provided by founders like Hamilton. He doesn't owe you--you owe it to America to be more like him, bitch.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 18, 2016 11:49 PM

I likey cut.jib.newsletter

Posted by: Leftist idoits everywhere at April 19, 2016 12:18 AM (o/90i)

242 Dang, RWC. Interesting times indeed, up close and personal.

Posted by: Piercello at April 19, 2016 12:18 AM (RXfvh)

243 Feel good story of the day:

UC Berkeley Forced to Cut 500 Jobs After $15 Minimum Wage Hike

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h6wqvtg

Posted by: The Hippie Punching Hat at April 19, 2016 12:19 AM (vBeA5)

244 3 day weekend in Venezuela due to lack of electricity? Hope some genius doesn't decide they need electric cars.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 19, 2016 12:20 AM (KlVdw)

245 "Okay. Sadly, Uncle Sam just sucked a chunk out of my wallet. I do have a couple of items that I would like to price, however.



We might be able to get Grey Fox to sign on also.



In the event that I don't see you here again, before then, just look for a white S-10, with a straw bale in back.

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

Yeah, the feds got an extra 600 from me today, but the 3300 I won made that up.

Will be lookin for the farm truck if I don't see you on here before then. May 14th.

Bedtime for me now. See ya'll later.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 19, 2016 12:20 AM (9ltS8)

246 Don't know his exact circumstances but I'm pretty sure I'd figure out a move before the tax advantage reached $140,000,000. Just saying.
Posted by: Farmer at April 18, 2016 11:47 PM (o/90i)

I believe he was the head of a brokerage house. And for some businesses propinquity is critical.
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 18, 2016 11:51 PM

Just as I suspected, there are more details involved. Maybe he retired/hired competent/trusted underlings to make that change.

Posted by: Leftist idoits everywhere at April 19, 2016 12:22 AM (o/90i)

247 Posted by: The Hippie Punching Hat at April 19, 2016 12:19 AM (vBeA5)

A long time ago, Berkeley had to cut funds to its schools in order to be able to afford putting up signs to rename a street Martin Luther King Boulevard.

It was well worth it - the kids didn't learn shit in school, anyway.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2016 12:22 AM (zc3Db)

248 The $15 minimum wage hike in California has sent financially troubled UC Berkeley into decision making mode, and "the people who clean buildings, who work in food services or health clinics,”
----------------

Yes..., but I feel good about my self.

Posted by: A Progressive at April 19, 2016 12:23 AM (w/iDp)

249 We are under a flood watch for the next 8 hours. We got 17 inches of rain. It's going to keep raining tonight. They say if we get another inch or two it will flood again

Posted by: ThunderB at April 19, 2016 12:24 AM (zOTsN)

250 "They say if we get another inch or two it will flood again"


I'll ask again, TB, you' all got a route or plan?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2016 12:26 AM (70i5q)

251 I tell you, I hated that Hamilton sonuvabitch and shot him dead. He had it comin', the conniving SOB. But I'd take him any day over these sorry leftist academics. Talk about needin' killin'!

Posted by: Lyin' Aaron at April 19, 2016 12:26 AM (DW+jj)

252 I think the hyphenated American started with the Germans but Teddy put it down.


Posted by: Ralph at April 19, 2016 12:27 AM (NY0r1)

253 We are under a flood watch for the next 8 hours. We got 17 inches of rain. It's going to keep raining tonight. They say if we get another inch or two it will flood again
Posted by: ThunderB
--------------------

Geeze.
*stuffs 2 inch pump, and a canoe, into USB port*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2016 12:27 AM (w/iDp)

254 249 TB

>> if we get another inch or two it will flood again

Phrasing?

Posted by: speedster1 at April 19, 2016 12:28 AM (vUcdz)

255 It's night time. The city says stay put. I really don't want to drive flooded streets at night so I will do as instructed

Posted by: ThunderB at April 19, 2016 12:28 AM (zOTsN)

256 Hunh:

So how come mww can do that interrobang thingie and I can't?

Privileged 1%er!!

Posted by: speedster1 at April 19, 2016 12:30 AM (vUcdz)

257 The waters today flooded streets around me, but not the street in front of my house. I think we will be ok

Posted by: ThunderB at April 19, 2016 12:31 AM (zOTsN)

258 257 TB

There's a Noach joke in there somewhere, right?

Seriously, stay safe!

Posted by: speedster1 at April 19, 2016 12:32 AM (vUcdz)

259 RE: why women destroy civilizations

I found the argument fairly credible, unfortunately.

As for women not marrying "the Other," do heterosexuals marry any more?

Finally. in my corner of the world there's a lot of white women who have mixed race babies. They may or may not be married to the daddy; not sure how that factors in.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 19, 2016 12:32 AM (AHDxb)

260 >>>Let's leave your mother out of this, Hamilton.
Posted by: zombie aaron burr at April 19, 2016 12:11 AM (jVvcc)
Lyin' Aaron. Nobody likes Lyin' Aaron. Nasty guy. Very nasty guy. Bad!
Posted by: A.Hamilton

LMAO This would make a great SNL skit. Except that's assuming the idiots that still watch that dumb show would know who Hamilton and Burr were.

Posted by: Leftist idoits everywhere at April 19, 2016 12:34 AM (o/90i)

261 Fuck Johnny Depp and his scrawny ass wife. The Ozzies should have thrown her in jail, max sentence, as an example to all those celebrities who live with the same "rules are for little people" attitude that Shrill and the SCOAMF do.

Posted by: Gem at April 19, 2016 12:35 AM (c+gwp)

262 SCTV's Lincoln-Douglas debates:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5VDBACtdj4

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2016 12:39 AM (jVvcc)

263
Feel good story of the day:

UC Berkeley Forced to Cut 500 Jobs After $15 Minimum Wage Hike

http://preview.tinyurl.com/h6wqvtg Posted by: The Hippie Punching Hat at April 19, 2016 12:19 AM (vBeA5)

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Unpossible! I have been repeatedly assured that no-one will lose their jobs due to the minimum wage hike to $15. Must be some greedy Republicans in the admin office at Berkley lining their pockets.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 19, 2016 12:40 AM (KlVdw)

264 Finally took a peak at the content. nice selection...

and That's Not Wrasslin'!

Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2016 12:42 AM (tR4f2)

265 The IRS conduct simultaneous raids on all of your houses and I'm the last one here since AOP left early?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2016 12:45 AM (jVvcc)

266 Remember the forced chemo girl, that a few-months under 18 girl who was forced, literally forced by the state to take chemotherapy?

Well, she's 18 now and has told them to go fuck off, now she's legally of age. A new mass has formed in her lungs after the forced treatment. The state argued there was an 85% chance of remission, and all that. Well, she fell in the 15% at least.

Well, I get sick of some of these anti-medical people (even though I'm getting tendencies myself lately with a lot of this crap), but the idea of forcing someone, I mean holding them down, and forcing chemo on them is, well, I don't want it happening in my world.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 19, 2016 12:46 AM (DW+jj)

267 Actually, that's it for me too. See you sometime "tomorrow".

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2016 12:49 AM (jVvcc)

268 Thanks for the chat tonight, goodnight all.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 19, 2016 12:50 AM (ntObR)

269 but the idea of forcing someone, I mean holding them down, and forcing chemo on them is, well, I don't want it happening in my world.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 19, 2016 12:46 AM (DW+jj)


I'm all for forcing chemo on terrorists to get them to talk.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2016 12:50 AM (zc3Db)

270 Damn, I never remember to take the sock off.

Posted by: Farmer at April 19, 2016 12:52 AM (o/90i)

271
242 Dang, RWC. Interesting times indeed, up close and personal.

Posted by: Piercello at April 19, 2016 12:18 AM (RXfvh)

Just read the news blurb about it. Bunch of teenagers got into a fight and then a drive-by. The SUV didn't drop anyone off but drove through shooting. 12 year old injured.

The people in the house are renters....NTTAWWT....but they tend to be not the first choice in neighbors.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 19, 2016 12:54 AM (hlMPp)

272 'Night qdpsteve.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 19, 2016 12:55 AM (hlMPp)

273 Wait long enough you own the ONT

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 19, 2016 12:55 AM (hlMPp)

274 *discards pants

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 19, 2016 12:55 AM (hlMPp)

275 *emulates Buftalo Bill

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 19, 2016 12:56 AM (hlMPp)

276 Interesting comment by James Rosen.

While talking to trumpslayerMegyn he was talking about Eleanor Roosevelt. He said after her time as first lady she fought for "human rights" and leftist causes.

I'm thinking he just slipped up and is not one of the Media Hive.

Posted by: Farmer at April 19, 2016 12:56 AM (o/90i)

277 **sets traps.

**prepares lotion basket

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 19, 2016 12:57 AM (hlMPp)

278 *dodges traps*

Posted by: Piercello at April 19, 2016 12:58 AM (RXfvh)

279 The Horde must be pining for the fjords, or something. Slow night, post IRS.

Posted by: Piercello at April 19, 2016 12:59 AM (RXfvh)

280 Wait long enough you own the ONT
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 19, 2016 12:55

That and way too much $$$ will get you a cuppa coffee at Starbucks.

Posted by: Farmer at April 19, 2016 01:00 AM (o/90i)

281 Bulldozer battle or bimonthly competition amongst the Constructicons to see who gets to be Devastator's groin next time they combine?

Posted by: Rbastid at April 19, 2016 01:01 AM (SB2fp)

282
278 *dodges traps*
Posted by: Piercello at April 19, 2016 12:58 AM (RXfvh)

So you think.

Time time time.....is on my side.....



280 Wait long enough you own the ONT
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 19, 2016 12:55

That and way too much $$$ will get you a cuppa coffee at Starbucks.
Posted by: Farmer at April 19, 2016 01:00 AM (o/90i

Nope. You mention the ONT discount and you actually owe more.

For morale.



'Night Farmer, night Piercello. Have a great Tuesday.

Night horde.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 19, 2016 01:06 AM (hlMPp)

283 I'm out too. Mind the traps.

Posted by: Piercello at April 19, 2016 01:08 AM (RXfvh)

284 "Wear gaudy colours or avoid display."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 19, 2016 01:09 AM (GdFQh)

285 The Horde must be pining for the fjords, or something. Slow night, post IRS.
Posted by: Piercello at April 19, 2016 12:59 AM

Could be due to tax day. How many had to pay today? I did get a refund, not too bright, I'd rather have a slight payment w/ no penalty. I can use my money better than they can.

Heard some idiot on FNC about taxes. He said some survey said 86% of the public thought the IRS was necessary.

Yeah sure, I'd like to see how that question was exactly worded. BS IMO

Posted by: Farmer at April 19, 2016 01:09 AM (o/90i)

286 283 I'm out too. Mind the traps.

Posted by: Piercello at April 19, 2016 01:08 AM (RXfvh)



How 'bout the chimes and snares?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2016 01:11 AM (EzgxV)

287 Heard some idiot on FNC about taxes. He said some survey said 86% of the public thought the IRS was necessary.
--------------

I expect that they are conflating "The Federal Government requires revenues to operate" with "Need for the IRS".

Two different things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2016 01:12 AM (9mTYi)

288 283 I'm out too. Mind the traps.
Posted by: Piercello at April 19, 2016 01:08 AM (RXfvh)

How 'bout the chimes and snares?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2016 01:11 AM

I'd be watching out for that Mike dude on that show "Breaking for Saul". Do NOT cross that guy.

Posted by: Farmer at April 19, 2016 01:15 AM (o/90i)

289
Remember the forced chemo girl, that a few-months under 18 girl who was forced, literally forced by the state to take chemotherapy?

Well, she's 18 now and has told them to go fuck off, now she's legally of age. A new mass has formed in her lungs after the forced treatment. The state argued there was an 85% chance of remission, and all that. Well, she fell in the 15% at least.

Well, I get sick of some of these anti-medical people (even though I'm getting tendencies myself lately with a lot of this crap), but the idea of forcing someone, I mean holding them down, and forcing chemo on them is, well, I don't want it happening in my world.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 19, 2016 12:46 AM (DW+jj)

---
Outrageous! As a nurse I was taught that the patient has the right to refuse service andanything that is forced upon them is battery if the patient is in their right mind and they refuse the treatment/proceedure.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 19, 2016 01:16 AM (KlVdw)

290 ...only a bigot would be offended by the sight of another woman's penis.

Awesome. I'm going to steal this.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at April 19, 2016 01:16 AM (laMCB)

291 Ah, home sweet home. All cats accounted for. Dog has communicated his presence to all the neighbors. Pleasant evening after the rains. Fresh bottle. I've had worse moments.

speedster1: So how come mww can do that interrobang thingie and I can't?

It's all in the wrist. And practice. Also, HTML codes:
http://bit.ly/1Vfr10O
(If you can't post an ampersand, you're SOL, though.)

These and other important tricks of the trade in the unofficial, unauthorized, still-needs-updating AoSHQ Commenter's Survival Guide:
http://bit.ly/aoshq-csg

Posted by: mindful webworker - privileged 1%er at April 19, 2016 01:17 AM (0t+fn)

292 Heard some idiot on FNC about taxes. He said some survey said 86% of the public thought the IRS was necessary.
--------------
I expect that they are conflating "The Federal Government requires revenues to operate" with "Need for the IRS".
Two different things.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2016 01:12 AM

I'm sure they were. But why is this taken at face value on the one major network that pretends it's conservative and even handed? Ridiculous.

Posted by: Farmer at April 19, 2016 01:19 AM (o/90i)

293 "Spirit Airlines is cheap as hell. I know because my idiot son keeps
sneaking away on flights with them. Some flights as cheap as 62 bucks"

An American version of Ryanair. To wit, cheap flights just so long as you're able to navigate a truly ridiculous thicket of restrictive requirements, and don't mind getting charged out the wazoo for stuff that's gratis on other carriers.

Low customer satisfaction ratings, last I looked.

I'd watch like a hawk for specials on Southwest, rather than trying to eke it out with the likes of rock-bottom Spirit or Frontier.

Also, rather than drive versus fly as mutually exclusive options, sometimes a fly-drive combo offers the lowest total cost. Get most of the way there by air to an inexpensive destination airport. Rent a car there and drive the rest of the way.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 19, 2016 01:23 AM (noWW6)

294 Dog has communicated his presence to all the neighbors.

------------

Cartoon:
http://www.gocomics.com/dogeatdoug/2016/04/16

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2016 01:23 AM (9mTYi)

295 But why is this taken at face value on the one major network that pretends it's conservative and even handed? Ridiculous.
Posted by: Farmer
--------------------

Because I don't work there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2016 01:25 AM (9mTYi)

296 I'm out. A long day of tax work has done me in.
Feeding Leviathan is hard work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2016 01:26 AM (9mTYi)

297 Outrageous! As a nurse I was taught that the patient has the right to refuse service andanything that is forced upon them is battery if the patient is in their right mind and they refuse the treatment/proceedure.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 19, 2016 01:16 AM (KlVdw)


Not for long. And especially as it will apply to euthanasia. Right now in Europe, they can kill off babies, the mentally ill, and the emotionally disturbed... even without consulting the patient!

That is how they afford their socialist health care.

Posted by: The anti-euro Hat at April 19, 2016 01:28 AM (vBeA5)

298 Ah, home sweet home. All cats accounted for. Dog has communicated his presence to all the neighbors. Pleasant evening after the rains. Fresh bottle. I've had worse moments...
These and other important tricks of the trade in the unofficial, unauthorized, still-needs-updating AoSHQ Commenter's Survival Guide:
http://bit.ly/aoshq-csg
Posted by: mindful webworker - privileged 1%er at April 19, 2016 01:17 AM

Got both dogs and the cat in and settled also. Just wanted to say thanks for your Commenters Guide, I enjoyed it.

Posted by: Farmer at April 19, 2016 01:28 AM (o/90i)

299 Mike Hammer: dogeatdoug cartoon:

Regular preemptive sound deterrence - exactly!

There are distinctively different barks for general deterrence and "something's out there!"

Posted by: mindful webworker - dog-owned at April 19, 2016 01:32 AM (0t+fn)

300 Farmer: ...thanks for your Commenters Guide, I enjoyed it.

You're welcome. I like the Pixy commenting software, but there's a lot of tricks to it. Trixy Pixy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - amusin' but confusin' at April 19, 2016 01:34 AM (0t+fn)

301 I'm out. A long day of tax work has done me in.
Feeding Leviathan is hard work.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 19, 2016 01:26 AM

Damn Mike, I was just gonna respond to you and suggest you could be a commentator on a new Moron Horde Network.

Sleep well.

Posted by: Farmer at April 19, 2016 01:34 AM (o/90i)

302 Breitbart:
http://bit.ly/1NkdG4A

Rock Band Boston Cancels North Carolina Shows Over 'Oppressive' Bathroom Privacy Law - Will Still Play Japan Where Gays Are Denied Healthcare

Boston? Sheesh. I remember the name, but couldn't tell you anything they did.

Sometimes just amazed at the geezers still out there. (Much less that can afford to blow off concerts for political posturing!)

Still haven't seen a downside to these laws!!

Posted by: mindful webworker - winning! at April 19, 2016 01:38 AM (0t+fn)

303 Posted by: The anti-euro Hat at April 19, 2016 01:28 AM (vBeA5)

It's amazing how they never learn from history. Once you start drawing lines about what people it's okay to kill, and what is and isn't considered human, you guarantee that you will sooner or later end up in a place where enemies of the state are no longer considered people.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 19, 2016 01:42 AM (J+mig)

304 qdpsteve has split, right?

I was going to suggest that it's hard to stop along the way for mini-meetups if you fly.

If I ever get the chance to do some serious traveling around again, I'd really enjoy touching base with Morons along the way.

Posted by: mindful webworker - homebody at April 19, 2016 01:45 AM (0t+fn)

305 302 Breitbart:
http://bit.ly/1NkdG4A

Rock Band Boston Cancels North Carolina Shows Over 'Oppressive' Bathroom Privacy Law - Will Still Play Japan Where Gays Are Denied Healthcare

Boston? Sheesh. I remember the name, but couldn't tell you anything they did.

Sometimes just amazed at the geezers still out there. (Much less that can afford to blow off concerts for political posturing!)

Still haven't seen a downside to these laws!!

Posted by: mindful webworker - winning! at April 19, 2016 01:38 AM (0t+fn)



IIRC, the Boston sound was exemplified by the lead vocals by Brad Delp and the recording/engineering/mixing by lead guitarist (and EE from MIT), Tom Scholz. The vocalist took his own life as the time gap between albums grew exponentially....



And, yes, this is another stupid escalation. For everyone "coming out" against the safety of NC women and girls -- I hope you lose. I hope you lose so bad that you won't bring up the subject lest you get the stink all over yourself again. I hope this ruins some of you pathetic asswipes in a way that people stop listening to you. I hope your example makes the Dixie Chicks look like a bump in the road.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2016 01:47 AM (EzgxV)

306 Rock Band Boston Cancels North Carolina Shows Over 'Oppressive' Bathroom Privacy Law - Will Still Play Japan Where Gays Are Denied Healthcare
Boston? Sheesh. I remember the name, but couldn't tell you anything they did.
Sometimes just amazed at the geezers still out there. (Much less that can afford to blow off concerts for political posturing!)

IIRC you might be older than I. Boston hit big when I was in college 1973-77.

These idiots boycotting NC have no idea what they are doing to their fanbase. GL w/ that.

Still haven't seen a downside to these laws!!
Posted by: mindful webworker - winning! at April 19, 2016 01:38 AM

Posted by: Farmer at April 19, 2016 01:49 AM (o/90i)

307 Mother of the year contestants.

The local burb has made wide news again with more bad parents. At least this time, all the kids live.

Four kids, ages 1, 2, 7, and 8, left home alone for hours while three moms go out and party. Kids went to a neighbor to complain they were scared. Moms said a neighbor was supposed to be sitting, but neighbor said, no.

Empty beer cans, liquor bottles and prescription drugs around the house.

http://bit.ly/bad-mamas

And on that sour note (stares at my drained mug), I think I shall retire.

Tonight's comments brought to you by Simple Answers:



And, behold, one came and said unto him, Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life?

And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments.

Posted by: mindful webworker - love is love and not fade away at April 19, 2016 01:56 AM (0t+fn)

308 Hey Kids


Long time. Hope you are all well.

Posted by: jc at April 19, 2016 02:00 AM (iRJ+A)

309 308 Hey Kids


Long time. Hope you are all well.

Posted by: jc at April 19, 2016 02:00 AM (iRJ+A)



Hey, jc!!!! How are moose und squirrel and the mutant handrail?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2016 02:04 AM (EzgxV)

310 "Why Women DESTROY NATIONS * / CIVILIZATIONS - and other UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTHS"

Excellent video. He nailed it. A feminized society is unsustainable, because it will inevitably be conquered and subjugated by a masculine society. Feminism is no match for Islam.

Another thing: As Western society continues to decay and more and more people are plunged into poverty, Islam will spread. The Left has demonized and discredited Christianity for decades, so young people looking for meaning and structure in their lives will increasingly turn to Islam. So far it has mostly been blacks, but I expect to start seeing it also among whites who are on the fringes of society.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2016 02:05 AM (sdi6R)

311 308 Hey Kids


Long time. Hope you are all well.

Posted by: jc at April 19, 2016 02:00 AM (iRJ+A)



And, to be more honest than the glib response above, how the hell are you?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2016 02:06 AM (EzgxV)

312
And, to be more honest than the glib response above, how the hell are you?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2016 02:06 AM (EzgxV)

===mostly good. A little bad. I bruised the shit outa my sternum riding a snow machine up at Arctic Man. Gives me a nasty pause on occasion like when I cough. Otherwise pretty good all over.
Settling into being retired. Nice to own all of my time for a change. Been playing a lot of bass and traveling a bunch.

Posted by: jc at April 19, 2016 02:14 AM (iRJ+A)

313 310 "Why Women DESTROY NATIONS * / CIVILIZATIONS - and other UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTHS"

Excellent video. He nailed it. A feminized society is unsustainable, because it will inevitably be conquered and subjugated by a masculine society. Feminism is no match for Islam.

Another thing: As Western society continues to decay and more and more people are plunged into poverty, Islam will spread. The Left has demonized and discredited Christianity for decades, so young people looking for meaning and structure in their lives will increasingly turn to Islam. So far it has mostly been blacks, but I expect to start seeing it also among whites who are on the fringes of society.

Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2016 02:05 AM (sdi6R)



Worth remembering -- Wretchard's "Three Conjectures" came up in discussion today. http://belmontclub.blogspot.com/2003/09/three-conjectures-pew-poll-finds-40-of.html

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2016 02:19 AM (EzgxV)

314 I must say, woot woot ONT

hope all are well tonight. 300+ comments to go thru? Nah, not anymore this tonight/this morning

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2016 02:20 AM (voOPb)

315 I hope your example makes the Dixie Chicks look like a bump in the road.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2016 01:47 AM (EzgxV)

I'd hit them, with the dozers Maet linked.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2016 02:22 AM (voOPb)

316 312
And, to be more honest than the glib response above, how the hell are you?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2016 02:06 AM (EzgxV)

===mostly good. A little bad. I bruised the shit outa my sternum riding a snow machine up at Arctic Man. Gives me a nasty pause on occasion like when I cough. Otherwise pretty good all over.
Settling into being retired. Nice to own all of my time for a change. Been playing a lot of bass and traveling a bunch.

Posted by: jc at April 19, 2016 02:14 AM (iRJ+A)



I was more concerned with the state of your soul than with bruises. From your peripheral comments, it would seem that you're doing ok....but I'd like to hear you say it, because I worry.



Have the seasons been weird there, because they've certainly been weird elsewhere.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2016 02:22 AM (EzgxV)

317
I was more concerned with the state of your soul
than with bruises. From your peripheral comments, it would seem that
you're doing ok....but I'd like to hear you say it, because I worry.







Have the seasons been weird there, because they've certainly been weird elsewhere.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2016 02:22 AM (EzgxV)

====well, as a mother hen you certainly have picked a very strange barnyard.
I'm good. New love. She's great and I'm having a great time.
Yep. Weird weather. Big warm spot in north pacific. Quite warm around here for a long time now.

Posted by: jc at April 19, 2016 02:37 AM (iRJ+A)

318 At the risk of sounding patriarchal, there had to be some transition period from slave to free. You can't just walk up to a slave, illiterate, penniless, hungry, no skills and say "you're free, now get lost".

Interestingly enough, as a music scholar I know that slaves who played a musical instrument and ran away were seldom recaptured, unlike non musical runaways who were usually quickly captured.

Posted by: navybrat at April 19, 2016 02:39 AM (8QGte)

319 Heard some idiot on FNC about taxes. He said some survey said 86% of the public thought the IRS was necessary.

Given how ridiculously complicated and bloated our tax code has gotten, they are necessary.

Sure, they've been corrupted by politics (like everyone else in government), but they're a symptom of a system diseased by decades of special interest pandering.

The tax code should be reformed, but again- special interest pandering. Think of all the IRS employees, accountants, lawyers, and tax preparers who'd be out of a job with a simplified tax code. They have children to feed.

WHY DO YOU HATE THE CHILDREN?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2016 02:44 AM (KRwzj)

320 318
At the risk of sounding patriarchal, there had to be some transition
period from slave to free. You can't just walk up to a slave,
illiterate, penniless, hungry, no skills and say "you're free, now get
lost".



Posted by: navybrat at April 19, 2016 02:39 AM (8QGte)

========

I fear that the opposite is not true. One person or an entire society can go from free to slave very quickly. All it takes is sufficient brutality, a lack of spine, or some combination of the two.

Posted by: jc at April 19, 2016 02:44 AM (iRJ+A)

321 At the risk of sounding patriarchal, there had to be some transition period from slave to free. You can't just walk up to a slave, illiterate, penniless, hungry, no skills and say "you're free, now get lost".

Posted by: navybrat at April 19, 2016 02:39 AM (8QGte)


The Jews wandered in the Sinai for 40 years, waiting for the slave generation and the slave mentality to die out.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 19, 2016 02:48 AM (zc3Db)

322 At the risk of sounding patriarchal, there had to be some transition
period from slave to free. You can't just walk up to a slave,
illiterate, penniless, hungry, no skills and say "you're free, now get
lost".


Many stayed on with their former masters as employees rather than slaves, though the transition wasn't immediate- often they were slaves in all but name.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2016 02:50 AM (KRwzj)

323 ====well, as a mother hen you certainly have picked a very strange barnyard.
I'm good. New love. She's great and I'm having a great time.
Yep. Weird weather. Big warm spot in north pacific. Quite warm around here for a long time now.

Posted by: jc at April 19, 2016 02:37 AM (iRJ+A)



I am very glad to hear. It couldn't happen to a more worthy gentleman. I could only hope that the long silences were good news and healing.



Is this the warm spot they call "The Blob" -- as in, their models are the shuxnit because of "El Nino v. The Blob"?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2016 02:54 AM (EzgxV)

324 Is this the warm spot they call "The Blob" -- as in, their models are the shuxnit because of "El Nino v. The Blob"?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2016 02:54 AM (EzgxV)

====Yep. That's the one. Negated our winters here. Not cold enough for proper play. We have to travel north during the winter for good recreation.

Posted by: jc at April 19, 2016 03:03 AM (iRJ+A)

325 In other news, just disclosed to fiancee that I have no intention of replacing the health insurance that her employer extended to me gratis.



When Pope Francis went to Lesbos, I opined that I'd wish no harm to anyone -- but it'd be ironic as hell if he got shivved during his big photo-op. I mean, the whole pitch as that these innocent lambs are harmless as doves when a large number are sharia-promulgating would-be-rapist proto-terrorists. She was shocked, and thought I'd be shamed if my friends knew.



What say you, my friends? Are you more concerned with my expressed view, or the fact that most rapists in Sweden are migrants?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2016 03:06 AM (EzgxV)

326 ===mostly good. A little bad. I bruised the shit outa my sternum riding a snow machine up at Arctic Man. Gives me a nasty pause on occasion like when I cough. Otherwise pretty good all over.
Settling into being retired. Nice to own all of my time for a change. Been playing a lot of bass and traveling a bunch.

Posted by: jc at April 19, 2016 02:14 AM (iRJ+A)

What the hell you doin' at Arctic Man? That's for suicidal idiots who want to go out in a blaze of glory, not for normal human beings.

Honestly, was Turnagain Pass just too tame or something?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2016 03:07 AM (+YMhA)

327
324 Is this the warm spot they call "The Blob" -- as in, their models are the shuxnit because of "El Nino v. The Blob"?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2016 02:54 AM (EzgxV)

====Yep. That's the one. Negated our winters here. Not cold enough for proper play. We have to travel north during the winter for good recreation.

Posted by: jc at April 19, 2016 03:03 AM (iRJ+A)



Pobrecito! Mi corazon esta sangrando para ti!



I hope you have managed to bend it towards your own prosperity, this year, and I hope you can bend next year's prosperity in your favor, again.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2016 03:09 AM (EzgxV)

328 What say you, my friends? Are you more concerned with my expressed view, or the fact that most rapists in Sweden are migrants?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2016 03:06 AM (EzgxV)

This Pope is a dope. He may be just fine theologically, but his politics are damning in and of themselves.

If I hear one more flaming liberal tell me what a great man he is, I think I will puke. Should I point out that he is cis-normative, white and male? Shouldn't that negate any gains he has as a liberal icon?

I swear, there was a putsch to oust B16, and this was the idiot they chose to put in charge.

Now I'm probably going to hell.... But my Catholic faith tells me that if Ol' Frank isn't speaking excathedra, I don't have to listen to him. And neither should anyone else.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2016 03:10 AM (+YMhA)

329
When Pope Francis went to Lesbos, I opined that I'd wish no harm to anyone -- but it'd be ironic as hell if he got shivved during his big photo-op. I mean, the whole pitch as that these innocent lambs are harmless as doves when a large number are sharia-promulgating would-be-rapist proto-terrorists. She was shocked, and thought I'd be shamed if my friends knew.

What say you, my friends? Are you more concerned with my expressed view, or the fact that most rapists in Sweden are migrants?
Posted by: cthulhu


Irony is the unexpected. If it occurs to you in a dark bit of humor, it's not irony.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2016 03:10 AM (OcD4G)

330 The tax code should be reformed, but again- special interest pandering. Think of all the IRS employees, accountants, lawyers, and tax preparers who'd be out of a job with a simplified tax code. They have children to feed.

WHY DO YOU HATE THE CHILDREN?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 19, 2016 02:44 AM (KRwzj)

*****

You excuse it even as you lightly complain about it. Fuck that, Establishment hack.

WHY DO YOU HATE MY CHILDREN SO MUCH?

Posted by: Tim in GA at April 19, 2016 03:16 AM (YLidQ)

331 When Pope Francis went to Lesbos, I opined that I'd wish no harm to anyone -- but it'd be ironic as hell if he got shivved during his big photo-op. I mean, the whole pitch as that these innocent lambs are harmless as doves when a large number are sharia-promulgating would-be-rapist proto-terrorists. She was shocked, and thought I'd be shamed if my friends knew.

What say you, my friends? Are you more concerned with my expressed view, or the fact that most rapists in Sweden are migrants?
Posted by: cthulhu

Irony is the unexpected. If it occurs to you in a dark bit of humor, it's not irony.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2016 03:10 AM (OcD4G)


Bring back Benedict XVI....

Posted by: The Pleading Hat at April 19, 2016 03:17 AM (vBeA5)

332 What the hell you doin' at Arctic Man? That's for
suicidal idiots who want to go out in a blaze of glory, not for normal
human beings.



Honestly, was Turnagain Pass just too tame or something?

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2016 03:07 AM (+YMhA)

=====Wasn't there to participate in the race. Just went for rides in the opposite direction. Beautiful country. I'd never been that way before - always took the road to Tok instead.
We had great snow for a couple days and then at the very end of a ride I got caught in really flat light. I just didn't see a nasty bump until it was too late. Coulda happened anywhere. It was the light not the location.

Posted by: jc at April 19, 2016 03:18 AM (iRJ+A)

333 It was the light not the location.
Posted by: jc at April 19, 2016 03:18 AM (iRJ+A)

Well, okay, but don't get any ideas. Arctic Man is one big party until someone ends up broken or dead. Those guys are truly nuts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2016 03:22 AM (+YMhA)

334 Bring back Benedict XVI....
Posted by: The Pleading Hat at April 19, 2016 03:17 AM (vBeA5)

He may be doing the hard pulling behind the scenes. Can you imagine his current prayer life? And he is just so darned cute....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2016 03:23 AM (+YMhA)

335 333
It was the light not the location.

Posted by: jc at April 19, 2016 03:18 AM (iRJ+A)



Well, okay, but don't get any ideas. Arctic Man is one big party
until someone ends up broken or dead. Those guys are truly nuts.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2016 03:22 AM (+YMhA)

===Agreed. I am now a witness. Not my type of party.

Posted by: jc at April 19, 2016 03:28 AM (iRJ+A)

336 Not my monkeys, not my circus....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2016 03:29 AM (+YMhA)

337 Night all.

Here is Spiritual Shepherd with Kaylee Jade performing "Unblinking Stone Eye":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrGRitV8oYw

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 19, 2016 03:34 AM (vBeA5)

338 336
Not my monkeys, not my circus....

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 19, 2016 03:29 AM (+YMhA)

===BTW, I don't believe we have ever met, but we know lots of folks in common.

Posted by: jc at April 19, 2016 03:36 AM (iRJ+A)

339 Yo Speedster 1
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2016 04:07 AM (Dpy/y)

340 I hear radio commercials Sun setting the tax code, basically having a date which all present tax codes would end. I wish the whole thing was wipped out yesterday but I can't see it going as the way it is now provides billions to the preparers, accountants, lawyers and is payback to special interests.

Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2016 04:37 AM (Dpy/y)

341 good morning
ugh I drank too much beer for a weeknight and now I feel a little nauseous

Posted by: chemjeff at April 19, 2016 04:41 AM (uAvJJ)

342 Top of the morning to ya Chemjeff.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2016 04:51 AM (u82oZ)

343 Chemjeff

In the Paglia threat is that I was using physical chemistry arguments when I'm a synthetic chemist at heart. That appealed to my funny bone. P Chem was such a struggle for me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 19, 2016 04:55 AM (u82oZ)

344 ha! told ya it's all really physical chemistry in the end

Posted by: chemjeff at April 19, 2016 04:56 AM (uAvJJ)

345 Insomnia ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine @ the Raceway Critic ... at April 19, 2016 05:35 AM (AoK0a)

346 Ha, you should work these hours...

Posted by: Gmac-Just observing the oncoming times at April 19, 2016 05:37 AM (4pjhs)

347 Stay awake / stay sane, Gmac ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine @ the Raceway Critic ... at April 19, 2016 05:41 AM (AoK0a)

348 Morning, Horde.

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2016 05:46 AM (2hcmo)

349 Sanity departed more than a few stations back, otherwise I wouldn't have been crazy enough to agree to work these hours.

Posted by: Gmac-Just observing the oncoming times at April 19, 2016 05:58 AM (4pjhs)

350 Bring back Benedict XVI....

Posted by: The Pleading Hat at April 19, 2016 03:17 AM (vBeA5)



Benedict was a good and honest man, but unfortunately, so honest that he got himself vilified in the international press early on by quoting a Byzantine Emperor's unpopular but accurate opinion about Islam. He always faced an uphill struggle from then on, and it's no wonder that he tired of it.


But Francis? My God, what a disaster for the Church. He may be a darling of the press, but the cost it's coming at is one that the institution will find increasingly difficult to bear. He's a heretic, pure and simple.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 19, 2016 06:00 AM (J+mig)

351 I love that battle royals of the front end loaders.

Put that in an arena and sell tickets.

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2016 06:11 AM (2hcmo)

352 G'mornng, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 19, 2016 06:16 AM (ptqRm)

353 We just had 'rain' but still have warnings of elevated fire warnings this afternoon.

Hang tough, Houston.

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2016 06:37 AM (2hcmo)

354 re: Hillary's cough

I know that bronchitis and pneumonia can cause coughing fits. But I believe that these usually occur at night.

I know someone who had a nagging cough for a couple of years and was treated for allergies and asthma.

It was recently diagnosed as stage 4 lung cancer.

Posted by: Mortimer at April 19, 2016 06:49 AM (Aartv)

355 I sell a product that used to be made in the Netherlands. Those were good solid machines. They moved production to Singapore a few years ago. That was the beginning of the end.

One of the things they did before the move was stop using lead based solder, which caused power supply boards to start failing. Anyway now the Japanese own the company. The new machines are still pretty good, but not as good as the old Dutch ones.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2016 07:03 AM (BO/km)

356 Looks like another 8 am MMT today so may as well put the EMT links here today.


Good Morning Morons. Today is Tuesday, April 19, 2016. On this day in 1993 the FBI siege of the Branch Davidian building outside Waco, Texas ended when a fire broke out. Eighty-one men, women, and children died.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:04 AM (vvmPQ)

357 RIP Doris Roberts at 90.


http://tinyurl.com/zmmvfyg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:04 AM (vvmPQ)

358 Jerking Joe paused in his breakfast of paste long enough to criticize Israel just hours after a bus bombing there. He said he didn't know if it was terrorism or not reflecting the current WH leadership's hatred of all things Israel and their love of muzzie thugs. We can not get rid of these worthless shits fast enough.


http://tinyurl.com/hvj34h2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:04 AM (vvmPQ)

359 Yikes, chemjeff. Good luck to you today. Hope the hangover wears off quickly.

Posted by: no good deed at April 19, 2016 07:04 AM (GgxVX)

360 The TX Governor has declared a State of Disaster in 9 counties due to flooding. Nothing from the feds so far since this is not a blue State.


http://tinyurl.com/jobl6dv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:04 AM (vvmPQ)

361 Just five years ago liberals stretched reality a LOT to declare South Sudan a "foreign policy success" for the idiot in the WH who's actual foreign policy has been a complete disaster. The press is now seeing what a major lie this was.


http://tinyurl.com/zr2veq7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:05 AM (vvmPQ)

362 MI governor says he will drink Flint's water for a month. He should be out there blaming the city's incompetent and corrupt Democrat leadership for making the water polluted.


http://tinyurl.com/zaq4r7y

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:05 AM (vvmPQ)

363 Hopefully Madame Arf Arf can contain her cough long enough for the truth about the horseshoe alien ship to come out.

Don't want to miss that.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. The Tree of Liberty wants something. at April 19, 2016 07:05 AM (WVsWD)

364 Obama is sending 200 targets to Iraq to take on ISIS in his phony war for good PR.


http://tinyurl.com/zn8o8nl

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:05 AM (vvmPQ)

365 The VA is in the news again. This time shredding documents that vets needed for treatment. Another felony stacked on top of felonies. To this date despite all the crime committed nobody has been prosecuted, charged or even fired for these crimes.


http://tinyurl.com/jzsgaek

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:05 AM (vvmPQ)

366 Kashit tees off on a reporter who had the audacity to ask him about his only State win, his home State.


http://tinyurl.com/h3rslfe

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:06 AM (vvmPQ)

367 Just watched a short clip of obama explaining his strategy on ISIS. He is completely out of his depth when he speaks without a teleprompter. He hems and haws and ummms so much it has to be from all of those drugs.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 19, 2016 07:06 AM (iONHu)

368 Obama has been responsible for creating a lot of jobs in one industry. He has inadvertently created a major boom in the gun industry with his anti-second amendment attacks.


http://tinyurl.com/zckwfo4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:06 AM (vvmPQ)

369 And Good Morning to all

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Even you little Gray Fellas.... at April 19, 2016 07:06 AM (WVsWD)

370 Juan Williams tees off on Ryan and Republicans in general. He is really a worthless shit.


http://tinyurl.com/jekob8t

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:06 AM (vvmPQ)

371 Republican on the corrupt Dem-packed FEC says the Democrats are trying to freeze out the press in the upcoming election.


http://tinyurl.com/j4w6ts7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:06 AM (vvmPQ)

372 Kashit says don't let anyone tell you Kasich can't win the Republican's nomination. Well, you blasted-end screwt; the ONLY way that will happen is if the RNCe takes over the convention and installs you contrary to the voters' wishes.


http://tinyurl.com/zdlp3sh

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:07 AM (vvmPQ)

373 Scankles donor gets $13M in contracts despite being ousted for corruption. Reported by the Daily Caller and not the MFM so nobody will see it.


http://tinyurl.com/hjfoh3u

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:07 AM (vvmPQ)

374 Bill Nye the lying guy says that the TX flooding is caused by Global Warming.


http://tinyurl.com/z7554mx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:07 AM (vvmPQ)

375 Another foreign policy win for inept Obamanites. Samantha Powers' motorcade runs over and kills a little boy in Cameroon.


http://tinyurl.com/j8pv83v

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:07 AM (vvmPQ)

376 Commie Bernie the hypocrite had $60K worth of deductions in his 2014 income tax and paid low taxes.


http://tinyurl.com/zt5jw4z

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:07 AM (vvmPQ)

377 Bitch McConehead reflects the opinion of the RNCe on the current primaries. He wants the convention to nominate somebody else.


http://tinyurl.com/hpvz9ur

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:08 AM (vvmPQ)

378 DC GOP is investigating the home status of a pro-Scankles GOP delegate to the convention. BB said she doesn't even live in DC.


http://tinyurl.com/hj2wdxa

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:08 AM (vvmPQ)

379 Washed up rock band Boston joins the growing list of groups bowing to the Gaystapo over NC. This "band" only has the name from the original group. I don't think there are any original Boston Band members left in the group.


http://tinyurl.com/jhohaoe

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:08 AM (vvmPQ)

380 Pat Boon rips SNL for their anti-Christian skit. Says they would be in witness protection if they did that to the muzzies. Well not worry Pat, their audience of one or two won't have much impact on Christianity.


http://tinyurl.com/gvk65xf

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:08 AM (vvmPQ)

381 Mike Lee has given up his bid to get into the RNCe leadership in the Senate. This once again demonstrates the RNCe disdain for conservatives.


http://tinyurl.com/j7abnqt

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:09 AM (vvmPQ)

382 Meanwhile conservative groups are calling on the Senate leadership to not hold one of those "lame duck sessions". That is where much of the damage to the US has been done in the past few decades.


http://tinyurl.com/gkon7fk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:09 AM (vvmPQ)

383 Happy Patriots' Day, Horde!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at April 19, 2016 07:09 AM (5csB/)

384 Ramirez


http://tinyurl.com/jun5hhe

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:09 AM (vvmPQ)

385 The Daily Junk


http://tinyurl.com/goszkvk


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:09 AM (vvmPQ)

386 So where is everyone? Probably still waiting on an EMT that likely will not come?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:16 AM (vvmPQ)

387 Morning horde.

Businesses based in NC. Show em some love.

http://tinyurl.com/jufr3bk

Fuck the hypocritical SJW pieces of shit.

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at April 19, 2016 07:18 AM (2s/Ks)

388 'Commie Bernie the hypocrite had $60K worth of deductions in his 2014 income tax and paid low taxes. '

He sure is proud of the fact that he is one of the poorest congressmen around isn't he? His deductions are more than my 2014 net.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2016 07:18 AM (BO/km)

389 2015 I mean.

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2016 07:21 AM (BO/km)

390 Thanks for the VNN Vic.

Targets. Hate referring to them like that but that's exactly what i thought of when reading it yesterday.

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at April 19, 2016 07:21 AM (2s/Ks)

391
Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. Thanks for the news, Vic.

That sidebar article by Kurt Schlicter on Bernie's parasites reminded me of a couple of old jokes, so I went and looked them up.

FIRST: at the opening of a three-day Party conference in Moscow, Premier Kosygin thundered, "Today, under our wonderful Communist system, every citizen of the Soviet Union is entitled to an electric icebox and a color television. Is there any comrade in this hall who hasn't got an electric icebox and a color television set?"

"Me,"
declared a little man in the fourteenth row.

"Ah, ha," nodded the premier. "And what s your name?"

"Plotzikov."

"Comrades,"
Kosygin said, gesturing two his aides, "see that Comrade Plotzikov gets what is coming to him."

Toward the close of the rally, another little man stood up and demanded the floor. "I suppose," sneered Kosygin, "you want to know what's happened to Comrade Plotzikov's icebox and TV set?"

"Not at all,"
the little man answered. "I want to know what's happened to Plotzikov."


SECOND: it seems that Comrade Kazotsky dropped in at the polls on election day in Moscow and was handed a sealed envelope to drop into the ballot box. An official jumped six feet when Kazotsky started to open it. "What's the big idea?" screamed the official.

"I want to see who I'm voting for," explained Kazotsky.

"You must be out of your mind!" the official stormed. "Don't you realize that this is a secret ballot?"

Hope you all have a wonderful day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 19, 2016 07:22 AM (X6fMO)

392 Thanks for the links Vic!

Is Blundell here?
Wanted to check in
I survived day 1 of low-carbing. On to day 2! If I can get through the first week it will be ok.

Posted by: @votermom at April 19, 2016 07:22 AM (nbrY/)

393 NC should tell these "groups" to pound sand. Don't wuss out like Georgia.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 19, 2016 07:22 AM (CzhL0)

394 Kashit says don't let anyone tell you Kasich can't win the Republican's nomination. Well, you blasted-end screwt; the ONLY way that will happen is if the RNCe takes over the convention and installs you contrary to the voters' wishes.


http://tinyurl.com/zdlp3sh

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:07 AM (vvmPQ)

I think the GOPe is encouraging Cruz to pull his delegate games at the state level. It will deny Trump which will enrage the Trump supporters. The GOPe will sweep in claiming that Cruz is too odious to much of the base and offer a "unity" candidate.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 19, 2016 07:22 AM (n2GmV)

395 We are around Vic and thanks, you are a morning ritual!
It never fails to amaze me how entertainers think we give a rats ass about their opinions.

Posted by: FCF at April 19, 2016 07:23 AM (kejii)

396 Is Blundell here?

--
Really autocucumber? You like that better than bluebell?

Posted by: @votermom at April 19, 2016 07:25 AM (nbrY/)

397 Kurt Schlicter is right but it just means the GOPe will continue believe it doesn't need to change and can keep being just a bit right of the Democrats.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 19, 2016 07:26 AM (n2GmV)

398 Schools closed in Houston another day. Roads still flooded. Very little rain over night. More storms this afternoon. Next two days we could get another 4-6 inches

Posted by: ThunderB at April 19, 2016 07:29 AM (zOTsN)

399 Radio ad:

Hey there swingin' millennials !
Are you tired of the steady drip, drip, drip of Super Gonorrhea?
Then Peter Rooter's for you!

jingle:

Peter Rooter, that's the name,
You just flush your troubles
Down the drain...........

-kinda based on a skit by Cheech and Chong

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 19, 2016 07:32 AM (CzhL0)

400 Morning horde.



Businesses based in NC. Show em some love.



http://tinyurl.com/jufr3bk



Fuck the hypocritical SJW pieces of shit.

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at April 19, 2016 07:18 AM (2s/Ks)

In the past, I would have thought that some common sense legislation like this would have quietly attracted some businesses to NC. Nice to see someone call a wrong a wrong.

Don't know if that's the case anymore. Culture is tipping.

Posted by: Golfman at April 19, 2016 07:32 AM (jIgQw)

401 Water still rising in NW Harris county as it tries to find its way to Galveston bay

Posted by: ThunderB at April 19, 2016 07:34 AM (zOTsN)

402 Well, I waited patiently for the EMT but that train has left the station. Maybe art will save the day!

Posted by: MTF at April 19, 2016 07:38 AM (HtsKA)

403 "NC should tell these "groups" to pound sand. Don't wuss out like Georgia."

Other states should immediately enact legislation similar to NC's. If that happened, all talk of boycotts would cease instantly.

I really like children, but lately I've been thanking God that I don't have any. Their lives are going to be shit.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 19, 2016 07:39 AM (eHpnh)

404 Thanks Vic.

Posted by: Valiant at April 19, 2016 07:43 AM (3MiF8)

405 'Devin-Norelle, a genderfluid trans activist and writer who lives in New York, has a full beard and a man bun which often looks like a women's hairstyle from behind. That combination doesn't make going to the bathroom in public an easy task.'

What's the matter Devin can't find your peepee? What's so difficult?

Posted by: freaked at April 19, 2016 07:43 AM (BO/km)

406 @371

Juan was spot on.

Paul "Totally CON-servative" Ryan has been a complete and utter failure as SOH.

He's been in congress for 20 years, has been ways and means chairman, has been budget committee chairman and is now SOH and promised, PROMISED that the house would revert back to regular order after the disaster of the CRIMNIBUS which he said was a shit sandwhich not of his making, well now that slug has failed to advance any appropriations bills and in fact we will not have a budget, which will mark a decade in which we will not have had a budget.

So what we have to look forward to is more 11th hour must pass continuing resolutions.

There should be a motion to vacate the chair.

Paul Ryan has failed at his job, he's lied to those that supported him and has generally been a disgrace.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2016 07:44 AM (fvd+T)

407 "NC should tell these "groups" to pound sand. Don't wuss out like Georgia."

Dump Paypal.

Posted by: Mortimer at April 19, 2016 07:46 AM (Aartv)

408 My retirement project will be visiting Cub Scout Troops all over America to promote transgender and LGBT awareness among our young peepees....errr young people.

Posted by: Hairy Reid at April 19, 2016 07:47 AM (HtsKA)

409 367 Just watched a short clip of obama explaining his strategy on ISIS. He is completely out of his depth when he speaks without a teleprompter. He hems and haws and ummms so much it has to be from all of those drugs.
___________________

Nah, he's just a dumb shit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 19, 2016 07:47 AM (BNs9e)

410 "There should be a motion to vacate the chair."

With C4, yes.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 19, 2016 07:47 AM (eHpnh)

411 Bill Nye the lying guy says that the TX flooding is caused by Global Warming.


AKA 'Spring'

Posted by: Mortimer at April 19, 2016 07:50 AM (Aartv)

412 Maet's Steyn link up above is to a fine article. I thank Steyn for his battles for free speech over the years. And I hope he soon prevails over the self-proclaimed Nobel Prize winner Michael Mann in the Washington DC case, should the judge ever permit it to come to trial.

Posted by: MTF at April 19, 2016 07:50 AM (HtsKA)

413 Blundell reporting in, votermom!

I survived day 1 too. It helped that I was groggy all day because of pollen and didn't really feel like eating. I can feel the pollen in my eyes again today so maybe the same. Grilled chicken for dinner tonight, yummy.

We can do this.

Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2016 07:50 AM (2WwbN)

414 Devin-Norelle, a genderfluid trans activist and writer who lives in New York, has a full beard and a man bun which often looks like a women's hairstyle from behind. That combination doesn't make going to the bathroom in public an easy task.'



Why the fuck would you go to the bathroom in public?
Use a restroom like a civilized human being!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 19, 2016 07:51 AM (Vgz5H)

415 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2016 07:51 AM (ZQfW9)

416 Posted by: MTF at April 19, 2016 07:50 AM (HtsKA)
--------------

Mark Steyn is a better American than most Americans.

Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2016 07:52 AM (2WwbN)

417 Don't know if that's the case anymore. Culture is tipping.
Posted by: Golfman at April 19, 2016 07:32 AM (jIgQw)

Our culture has already tipped like the overweighted island of Guam.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at April 19, 2016 07:52 AM (n2GmV)

418 Our City Council (Winston Salem) just passed a resolution stating their disapproval of HB2, but it was half-hearted. I think most people are catching on to the fact that the LGBTQ protesters/boycotters are ridiculous caricatures of themselves at this point. Very glad that NC went Republican in both Assembly chambers and the Governor's Office (for the first time in nearly a century) in 2012. They might just stick to their guns.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 19, 2016 07:54 AM (2cS/G)

419 Working up to be another gorgeous day here today. Sunny and 90F. We have moved from a late Winter, through an abreviated Spring, into Summer.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 07:54 AM (vvmPQ)

420 Vic, I always enjoy your links - but I think I enjoy your commentary even more. Thank you.

Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2016 07:54 AM (2WwbN)

421 "Devin-Norelle, a genderfluid trans activist and writer who lives in New York, has a full beard and a man bun which often looks like a women's hairstyle from behind. "

*rubs temples, groans*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2016 07:56 AM (LUmDU)

422 Kennedy (Fox Business) interviewed a prominent radio personality yesterday, one who recently had Hilldogger on his show. She proceeded to cough away for about five minutes, prompting him at one point to offer her CPR. He actually said he is now thinking of voting for Bernie, post interview. She is just that powerful in person, able to turn her own supporters intoBernie voters in mere minutes.

Posted by: MTF at April 19, 2016 07:57 AM (HtsKA)

423 chemjeff, was your beer in celebration of finally getting your taxes in? You did get your taxes in, didn't you???

Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2016 07:58 AM (2WwbN)

424 Our local sports station in Buffalo is getting deluged with calls and texts from people pissed about Rex Ryan's introduction of Donald Trump at yesterday's rally. Not surprised Rex Ryan's a Trump fan...

Posted by: Pyrocles at April 19, 2016 07:59 AM (fVOPU)

425 423
chemjeff, was your beer in celebration of finally getting your taxes in? You did get your taxes in, didn't you???



Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2016 07:58 AM (2WwbN)

yeah I did, the beer was to remind me :/

Posted by: chemjeff at April 19, 2016 08:01 AM (uAvJJ)

426 As predicted, dump up

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 19, 2016 08:01 AM (vvmPQ)

427 @423 And the station wouldn't get calls if Ryan had done the same thing for Cruz? Thing is, you can't please everybody.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 19, 2016 08:04 AM (CzhL0)

428 Dump Paypal.

Posted by: Mortimer at April 19, 2016 07:46 AM (Aartv)

Emptied my account a couple of weeks ago. A day or two later I got an email linking to a survey about my customer service experience.

Included amongst the generic 1 through 5 ratings choice, there were a couple of comment boxes . Heh.



Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at April 19, 2016 08:04 AM (jIgQw)

429 Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at April 19, 2016 08:04 AM (jIgQw)

What did you change to?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 19, 2016 08:05 AM (eHpnh)

430 Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2016 07:50 AM (2WwbN)



I need to go food shopping today

I used to use climate for allergies. It works. It's OTC now and rather expensive. But I think it thins the basal membranes or something

Posted by: @votermom at April 19, 2016 08:07 AM (nbrY/)

431 Climate = flonase

Posted by: @votermom at April 19, 2016 08:08 AM (nbrY/)

432 What did you change to?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 19, 2016 08:05 AM (eHpnh)

Nothing yet.

Been doing most of my stuff on Amazon. Really haven't used PP in awhile.

But our webmaster for the work website suggested PP for a little project we are trying here. Told him we wouldn't be using PP because of the kerfuffle. Haven't heard back.

Looks like we may be changing website hosts if they are going along with the PC crap.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at April 19, 2016 08:11 AM (jIgQw)

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