Morning Thread (4-12-2016)

On the one hand, this election season can't be over soon enough. On the other, one of these clowns has to win it.

SMOD, why have you forsaken us?!

Posted by: Andy at 06:40 AM




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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Tuesday, April 12, 2016. On this day in 1831 soldiers marching on the Broughton Suspension Bridge in Manchester, England caused it to collapse. This caused royal Army to issue orders that when marching across a bridge to break step. That practice has also been adopted by the American military.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:41 AM (vvmPQ)

2 The Bible is on the list of most challenged books at libraries and schools compiled by the American Library Association. Mostly due to complaints from militant atheists who hate religion in any form and do not want anyone else to practice it either.


http://tinyurl.com/o3dwsoy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:41 AM (vvmPQ)

3 Hundreds protest in DC over money in politics and a few other odds and ends such as voter ID laws. 400 were arrested. Note that it appears these are all Democrat based groups. Yes, they want money out of politics, but in fact they want Republican or conservative money out while liberals, communists, and unions continue to feed money to liberals and commies.


http://tinyurl.com/ngnxehw

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:41 AM (vvmPQ)

4 Fox rediscovers that the push behind the $15/hour minimum wage is coming from the unions, primarily the SEIU. What they do not say in here is that the unions have automatic pay raises tied to the minimum wage through sweetheart contracts with cities and States.


http://tinyurl.com/zcwxc4f

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:41 AM (vvmPQ)

5 Obama wants more money to fight zika mosquitoes from congress who is debating that now. Hey crap-weasel, you seem to be able to find billions to send to 3rd world shit holes for the AGW scam. I have two recommendations for you that are more effective. Number 1 redirect that AGW scam money to zika and two lift the insane ban on DDT. But that will never happen primarily because Obama doesn't give a damn about zika, he just wants another slush fund.


http://tinyurl.com/z8f84kk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:42 AM (vvmPQ)

6 University of OK diversity class; white people can not sing songs by Rihanna. They are using taxpayer money to teach this racist crap. I repeat, cut off ALL taxpayer funding to universities.


http://tinyurl.com/o8as9th

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:42 AM (vvmPQ)

7 New speed record for a production car at 265.6 mph. You can have one of these cars for a measly $1.3M.


http://tinyurl.com/gpulhd3

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:42 AM (vvmPQ)

8 Another liberal idiot issues a paper full of lies and advocating criminal penalties for people who do not agree with the warmies. At the heart of every liberal idiot lies a dedicated Fascist.


http://tinyurl.com/jrptsm7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:42 AM (vvmPQ)

9 Liberal idiot judge allows eco-Nazi suit against the government to proceed. Their suit says the federal government is not doing enough to fight global warming. More proof that liberal idiots in black robes do not give a shit about actual law. There is no way on earth this suit should have been granted standing because there is zero actual proof of harm to the plaintiffs which is a requirement for standing in federal cases. In trying to find out who nominated this turd to the federal bench I was unable to get his sponsor, but I did find numerous ridiculous rulings in favor of liberal causes. So judge shopping?


http://tinyurl.com/z4drpy5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:43 AM (vvmPQ)

10 According to BLM black on black crime is a myth. The 857 dead people in the first 100 days of this year in Chicago have no comment.


http://tinyurl.com/he7bp9a

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:43 AM (vvmPQ)

11 Traditional Clinton/Obama scandal response: 1) we'll look into it, we will get to the bottom of it 2) delay delay delay 3) old news, how dare you ask about this again.


Yes, but an even bigger scandal is why doesn't the MFM cover this? We really do not have a free press if 95% of them are in the Democrat's back pocket.


http://tinyurl.com/jmjyuoa

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:43 AM (vvmPQ)

12 University of MO protestors are reaping the results of their continued racist protests which has caused a severe drop in revenue as admissions have fallen greatly. The university should have expelled most of these agitators and it does my heart good to see them hurting financially as a result of letting them run wild.


http://tinyurl.com/zfomy94

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:44 AM (vvmPQ)

13 More details on the Navy officer who gave secret information to China. So they are prosecuting him; why aren't they prosecuting Bill and Hillary for the same thing?


http://tinyurl.com/h9cbt69

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:44 AM (vvmPQ)

14
Scankles says there will not be a contested Democrat convention. Of course not, the DNC is already giving her the nod regardless of what the primary voters say.


http://tinyurl.com/gmo9lgh

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:44 AM (vvmPQ)

15 Trump alienates some more real Republican voters.


http://tinyurl.com/o758lry

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:44 AM (vvmPQ)

16 Kashit bows to the Gaystapo and proves once again he is a Democrat with an R after his name.


http://tinyurl.com/hxtzl9v

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:45 AM (vvmPQ)

17 75% of Toyota employees want to move to TX as the company packs up to leave CA, NY, and KY.


http://tinyurl.com/o8yatg5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:45 AM (vvmPQ)

18 It is beginning to look like Obama will illegally appoint his nominee to SOTUS without approval by the Senate. Well, since we have no opposition tools on the table he can do anything he wants.


http://tinyurl.com/h6mmkt9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:45 AM (vvmPQ)

19 IBD says the real Scankles scandal is her legal actions with regard to her crony corruption involving her political campaign and her phony charity. Sorry IBD, these items involving tit-for-tat money transfers are NOT legal. She simply has not been charged with bribery because of Democrat.


http://tinyurl.com/ojye3yv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:45 AM (vvmPQ)

20 Ramirez - I get the feeling he is not a Trump fan


http://tinyurl.com/qfroec7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:46 AM (vvmPQ)

21 Obama's corrupt HUD now threatens to sue landlords who screen for felons. They site disparate impact as a violation of the fair housing act. I do not recall disparate impact being written into any law that has been passed by congress. It is a dubious legal theory supported by very few court decisions.


http://tinyurl.com/z98mx9r

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:46 AM (vvmPQ)

22 If the eco-Nazis believe in global warming then they should heartily approve of fracking. But such is not the case and why is that. Because as I have been saying for years, they really do not give a shit about the environment. The largest part of them are watermelons; green on the outside and red on the inside.


http://tinyurl.com/j239e68

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:46 AM (vvmPQ)

23 Despite masses of people moving from high tax blue States to low tax red States both parties are addicted to tax and spend. And economic numbers show that those low tax red States are doing much better than the high tax blue States.


http://tinyurl.com/zwspwqs

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:46 AM (vvmPQ)

24 A day yesterday of about long 10 e-mails from hurt and angry people at the church I'm going to, and this morning an angry shouting teen. God gives us teens to try our patience. Those of you who survived the teen years of your kids I salute you! :^)

Thanks, God, you gave me a sense of humor snd my faith.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2016 06:47 AM (w4NZ8)

25 And finally, speaking of idiot judges a judge has allowed a civil suit between the heirs of a Spirit band member and Led Zepplin over the opening notes to Stairway To Heaven has been allowed to procede. Any idiot with half a brain recognizes those notes as being from Beathovin's Moonlight Sonata.


http://tinyurl.com/nzj6ae3

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:47 AM (vvmPQ)

26 The Daily Deals (they do have a Terry Brooks book this time)


http://tinyurl.com/qhtjdba


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:47 AM (vvmPQ)

27
On the one hand, this election season can't be over soon enough. On the other, one of these clowns has to win it.

SMOD, why have you forsaken us?!

Posted by: Andy at 06:40 AM


Looks like Andy has joined me in "we have no candidates".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:48 AM (vvmPQ)

28 I love how every newspaper in the country feels free to Bash North Carolina over the H2 Bill.

THe New York Times is at it this am.

In other news the Reverend Barber is back in the news.

PS he is not really black, just so massive that light cannot escape him.

Posted by: Picric at April 12, 2016 06:48 AM (QnQ+g)

29 Mornin'.

Posted by: m at April 12, 2016 06:48 AM (S/1cF)

30 Thank you very much, Vic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 12, 2016 06:49 AM (u82oZ)

31 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 12, 2016 06:49 AM (u82oZ)

32 Thanks Vic!

Posted by: BunkerinTheBurbs at April 12, 2016 06:50 AM (7TOkf)

33 "PS he is not really black, just so massive that light cannot escape him."

He's not fat, just easy to see.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 12, 2016 06:50 AM (ptqRm)

34 U.S. Navy rescues shipwrecked people on beach who spelled out "Help". Why didn't the people on Gilligan's Island ever do this? ;^)

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zom3vxr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2016 06:51 AM (w4NZ8)

35 Heirs suing over Stairway to Heaven ... seems like there might be some irony there ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 12, 2016 06:51 AM (sOhww)

36 35
Heirs suing over Stairway to Heaven ... seems like there might be some irony there ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 12, 2016 06:51 AM (sOhww)

Yeah, also note the dubious way they avoided the statute of limitations.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:54 AM (vvmPQ)

37 "U.S. Navy rescues shipwrecked people on beach who spelled out "Help". Why didn't the people on Gilligan's Island ever do this? ;^) "

They did once. Kinda.

They spelled "SOS" with rocks I think. Gilligan did something stupid and it turned into "SOL"

Some Astronauts saw it from space. Of course one of the Guys first name was, you guessed it, Sol.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Meow..... at April 12, 2016 06:55 AM (WVsWD)

38

DAY 1,253

210 to go (283 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 06:56 AM (p4UlV)

39 Chinese doctor with no legs makes house calls using two stools. What determination!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z9x6lfo

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2016 06:57 AM (w4NZ8)

40
So on AOL Puffington, the lead story is Trump is courting Scott Walker to be his veep. Say, what???!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 06:57 AM (p4UlV)

41 Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Meow..... at April 12, 2016 06:55 AM (WVsWD)

They did? I didn't recall that. That's very funny; Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2016 06:57 AM (w4NZ8)

42
I saw that they spelled out "HELP."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 06:59 AM (p4UlV)

43 Happy Birthday (100!) to Beverly Cleary-great children author who turns 100 today:

http://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/events061412/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2016 06:59 AM (w4NZ8)

44 Thanks Vic! VNN is my favorite

Posted by: FCF at April 12, 2016 06:59 AM (kejii)

45
Help me, Mega Millions. You're my only hope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 06:59 AM (p4UlV)

46 PS he is not really black, just so massive that light cannot escape him.

Posted by: Picric at April 12, 2016 06:48 AM (QnQ+g)

As a Tar Heel, allow me to steal that.HA!

Posted by: Golfman at April 12, 2016 07:00 AM (jIgQw)

47 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 06:59 AM (p4UlV)

Speaking of "Help"- that is a funny, silly Beatles movie; I love Leo McKern as a an actor; I was trying to find a funny clip of it to post today, but couldn't manage it. FenelonSpoke has an almost encyclopedic knowledge of the Beatles. I'll have to find the movie. Seeing it would give me a laugh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2016 07:01 AM (w4NZ8)

48
So, I've had this weird little rash on my wrist for the past few days. Cortisone and triple antibiotic have had no effect.

I assume it's not shingles since it's not on my torso and it doesn't burn.

Thoughts from dermatologist morons in the crowd?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:01 AM (p4UlV)

49 40


So on AOL Puffington, the lead story is Trump is courting Scott Walker to be his veep. Say, what???!





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 06:57 AM (p4UlV)

On BB above he also included RINO Rubio and Katshit Kasich as potential VPs.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 07:02 AM (vvmPQ)

50
Thoughts from dermatologist morons in the crowd?





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:01 AM (p4UlV)

This ought to be amusing.

Posted by: Golfman at April 12, 2016 07:02 AM (jIgQw)

51 47 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2016 07:01 AM (w4NZ

Loved Leo McKern in "Rumpole of the Bailey." And as the ultimate Number 2 in "The Prisoner." He even added a bit of class to the dopey "Space: 1999" as the disembodied voice of Gwent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:03 AM (p4UlV)

52 49 On BB above he also included RINO Rubio and Katshit Kasich as potential VPs.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 07:02 AM (vvmPQ)


And no Krispy Kreosote? Quelle horreur!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:03 AM (p4UlV)

53 48
So, I've had this weird little rash on my wrist for the past few days. Cortisone and triple antibiotic have had no effect.

I assume it's not shingles since it's not on my torso and it doesn't burn.

Thoughts from dermatologist morons in the crowd?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:01 AM (p4UlV)

Leprosy! Unclean! Unclean!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2016 07:03 AM (0mRoj)

54 50 This ought to be amusing.
Posted by: Golfman at April 12, 2016 07:02 AM (jIgQw)

No hairy palms, so forget that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:03 AM (p4UlV)

55 48 Thoughts from dermatologist morons in the crowd?





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:01 AM (p4UlV)

Not a dermatologist but have you been near any foliage that might be poison ivy, poison oak, or poison sumac?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 07:04 AM (vvmPQ)

56 >>>48
So, I've had this weird little rash on my wrist

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:01 AM (p4UlV)

Honestly? Rashes have to be seen to be diagnosed. Ask a pharmacist?

Posted by: m at April 12, 2016 07:04 AM (S/1cF)

57 I have two recommendations for you that are more effective.

I have two more. Stop importing people from affected areas and issue a travel warning or restriction to affected areas if it as a big a threat as they seem to think. As of right now, the only cases in the US have been contracted through travel. After the latest threat warning and funding plea from the CDC, I keep having visions of "Children of Men" becoming a reality.

Posted by: no good deed at April 12, 2016 07:05 AM (GgxVX)

58 55 Not a dermatologist but have you been near any foliage that might be poison ivy, poison oak, or poison sumac?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 07:04 AM (vvmPQ)

In Manhattan? No. And I realized, Central Park but no. Then again the subways and busses are a veritable mobile petri dish of biohazards.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:06 AM (p4UlV)

59 "Thoughts from dermatologist morons in the crowd? "

It might be a tumor.......

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 12, 2016 07:06 AM (ptqRm)

60
I'll give it a few days and then try to sneak in to my doctor's office. The lead time for appointments is now almost 2 weeks.

Thank you, John Roberts!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:06 AM (p4UlV)

61 For the record, Rihanna cannot even sing Rihanna songs. She is absolutely horrible! The only song I like of hers is a duet with Mikky Ekko called "Stay."

Posted by: no good deed at April 12, 2016 07:07 AM (GgxVX)

62 61 For the record, Rihanna cannot even sing Rihanna songs. She is absolutely horrible! The only song I like of hers is a duet with Mikky Ekko called "Stay."
Posted by: no good deed at April 12, 2016 07:07 AM (GgxVX)

My knowledge of popular music ends at about 1989. The last band I followed was INXS.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:08 AM (p4UlV)

63
Maybe it's toxoplasmosis via osmosis from Pixy!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:09 AM (p4UlV)

64 'This caused royal Army to issue orders that when marching across a bridge to break step. That practice has also been adopted by the American military.'

We did that when I was in marching band. It was usually a high point because most of marching sucked.

Posted by: Ignatz at April 12, 2016 07:09 AM (BO/km)

65 Ha! You're one of my kind, J.J. I still follow music. I have young children. I have to stay up with things.

Posted by: no good deed at April 12, 2016 07:10 AM (GgxVX)

66 'The Bible is on the list of most challenged books at libraries and schools'

It's because of all of that sex and violence in there.

Posted by: Ignatz at April 12, 2016 07:10 AM (BO/km)

67 66 'The Bible is on the list of most challenged books at libraries and schools'

It's because of all of that sex and violence in there.
Posted by: Ignatz at April 12, 2016 07:10 AM (BO/km)

But do they challenge the koran?

Yup, thought so.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:11 AM (p4UlV)

68 "On the one hand, this election season can't be over soon enough. On the other, one of these clowns has to win it."

I'm starting to try to imagine what a Hillary presidency would look like. Because, as unthinkable this sounds, that is starting to seem like the most likely outcome. And while she is a truly horrible person person I think the worse danger is the hordes of SJW's, BLM's, green activists and the like it will further unleash and embolden. The insanity among these groups will be even worse than what we have seen under Obama. Between a politicized federal bureaucracy and the Dem activists the United States will become very dangerous for non-conforming citizens.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2016 07:11 AM (1BQGO)

69 Today's lectionary reading from the Orthodox church is from Proverbs 15:7-19. Some portions

"A glad heart makes a cheerful countenance" (vs. 13) and "All the days of the poor are hard, but a cheerful heart has a continual feast" (vs. 15)

And this note4 from the Life Application Bible:

Our attitudes color our whole personality. We cannot always choose what happens to us, but we can choose our attitude towards each situation. The secret to a good attitude is filling our mind with thoughts that are true, pure and lovely, thoughts that dwell on the good things in life (Phillipians 4:. This was Pauls secret as he faced imprisonment, and it can be ours as we face the struggles of daily living. Look at your attitudes and then examine what you allow to enter your mind and what you choose to dwell on. You may need to make some changes

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2016 07:11 AM (w4NZ8)

70
I don't need no steenkeeng rashes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:12 AM (p4UlV)

71 68 Between a politicized federal bureaucracy and the Dem activists the United States will become very dangerous for non-conforming citizens.
Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2016 07:11 AM (1BQGO)


You forget Nork/Farsi suitcase nukes or ICBMs. And of course, mass shootings by men of indeterminate nationality/ethnicity.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:13 AM (p4UlV)

72 Good Morning, Glories!
I voted for my candidate in our state's primary and I will vote for him again in November.
That's my contribution to the political process.

Posted by: ALH at April 12, 2016 07:14 AM (Z56vq)

73 "due to complaints from militant atheists"

I would bet that all atheists are effectively making a living by being atheist. eg Wellfare, donations, court judgements. Even SE Cupp gets a little extra by being an atheist.

Posted by: just sayin at April 12, 2016 07:14 AM (I0sxh)

74 I assume it's not shingles since it's not on my torso and it doesn't burn.

Thoughts from dermatologist morons in the crowd?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:01 AM (p4UlV)


Rub some cat shit on it. Then, when you fly into a violent, cat shit induced rage later in the day you'll stop thinking about your rash.

Don't operate any large vehicles while you are on the cat shit regimen.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 12, 2016 07:14 AM (zc3Db)

75 As to the rash, I had been doing some epoxy resin casting so I wonder if it's a reaction to that? Although I was wearing gloves and an organic respirator. And the wrist is weird place for a contact reaction.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:15 AM (p4UlV)

76 "Thoughts from dermatologist morons in the crowd? "

Mostly we are the wrong people to ask about arm problems.

Have you tried asking Michelle Fields? I hear she is an expert.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Meow..... at April 12, 2016 07:15 AM (WVsWD)

77 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:03 AM (p4UlV)

I loved "Rumpole" too. I've read the stories numerous times. Everything I've ever seen him in
including "A Man For All Seasons" was great. And one of the nice things about Leo McKern is that he stayed married to the same woman for decades-which is not always true among actors. So did Paul Scofield, so I don't have to tell you, JJ :^) but not every actor is gay or like Elizabeth Taylor married four times or so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2016 07:16 AM (w4NZ8)

78 58 55 Not a dermatologist but have you been near any foliage that might be poison ivy, poison oak, or poison sumac?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 07:04 AM (vvmPQ)

In Manhattan? No. And I realized, Central Park but no. Then again the subways and busses are a veritable mobile petri dish of biohazards.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton



Poison Ivy is a weed that can damn well grow anywhere.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2016 07:16 AM (rvskc)

79 76 Have you tried asking Michelle Fields? I hear she is an expert.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Meow..... at April 12, 2016 07:15 AM (WVsWD)

Funny guy. Keep plucking that capon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:16 AM (p4UlV)

80 Why aren't we using drones to give speeding tickets? Or to catch people that don't use their stinking turn-signals, or the dip-shits that run red lights! Or drunk drivers! Talk about a force multiplier, oh boy, are we missing the boat, or what! Put SkyNet in charge and get these mostly worthless meat-sacks under control. Or maybe a drone is racist, uh-huh.

Posted by: goon at April 12, 2016 07:16 AM (WCaSy)

81 Can't find an episode description guide for G.I. or I could tell exactly what it is Fenelon.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Ginger or Mary Ann. Why yes. :) at April 12, 2016 07:17 AM (WVsWD)

82 21 Obama's corrupt HUD now threatens to sue landlords who screen for felons. They site disparate impact as a violation of the fair housing act. I do not recall disparate impact being written into any law that has been passed by congress. It is a dubious legal theory supported by very few court decisions.
__________________________

Disparate impact? LOL. So refusing to rent to felons is the same as refusing to rent to blacks and hispanics, says the government.

But we're the racists.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 12, 2016 07:17 AM (BNs9e)

83 78 Poison Ivy is a weed that can damn well grow anywhere.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2016 07:16 AM (rvskc)

Like SocialIslam. (copyright SeftonCorp).

Seriously, I have been nowhere near anything remotely resembling poison ivy, let alone wooded areas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:17 AM (p4UlV)

84
Trump alienates some more real Republican voters.

I've just about come to the end of my rope with Teh Donald. I had hopes he would throw a monkey wrench into this corrupt cuttlefish of a government, but he's proving all the naysayers right about his flightiness and lack of depth.

Of course, I'm sick to death of Cruz' bullshit promises to close the IRS and prosecute Scankles, so I hardly want to vote for him, either. I think I'm probably going to stay home on election day.

Of course, this is Massachusetts. Hillary could be caught on mike during the Boston Marathon making a joke about "boy, those Tsnaerev brothers were da bomb, weren't they?" and she'd still carry this worthless hellhole in the general.

Posted by: Your Fully Weaponized Federal Government at April 12, 2016 07:17 AM (X6fMO)

85 Funny guy. Keep plucking that capon.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:16 AM (p4UlV)

Somebody twisting your arm J.J? You seem a little bent out of shape.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Ginger or Mary Ann. Why yes. :) at April 12, 2016 07:18 AM (WVsWD)

86 73: Even SE Cupp gets a little extra by being an atheist.
Posted by: just sayin



Her tits help a bit I would imagine.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2016 07:18 AM (rvskc)

87 28 I love how every newspaper in the country feels free to Bash North Carolina over the H2 Bill.
__________________

Welcome to our world.

Posted by: ARIZONA at April 12, 2016 07:18 AM (BNs9e)

88 82 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 12, 2016 07:17 AM (BNs9e)

The Left will steal your property by hook or by crook.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:18 AM (p4UlV)

89 85 Somebody twisting your arm J.J? You seem a little bent out of shape.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Ginger or Mary Ann. Why yes. at April 12, 2016 07:18 AM (WVsWD)


You want I should add the smiley face?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:19 AM (p4UlV)

90 Breakfast time.

Egg over easy on an English muffin.

BBL.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:20 AM (p4UlV)

91 Nah, thats okay. Thanks anyway.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. I am not allowed to comment about Women other than my Wife. Anymore. at April 12, 2016 07:21 AM (WVsWD)

92 28 I love how every newspaper in the country feels free to Bash North Carolina over the H2 Bill.


I'm thinking of doing my part for the NC economy later this year and plan a golf trip to the Pinehurst area. Lots of courses down there and I would love to do one of the Pinehurst Resort courses (they have 9 of them).

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2016 07:21 AM (rvskc)

93 And here's for my amusing board friend, Insomniac. who eats alligators but not 750 libs of them at one time, I guess-"Most charming towns in Florida." Even the name DeFuniak Springs is funny:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/npq3488

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2016 07:21 AM (w4NZ8)

94 When is was a kid a bunch of us on our block got together and decided we were going to build a "fort" up in an oak tree in our neighborhood. But the trunk was covered in vines so we all joined in to strip the vines so we could nail boards to it for a ladder.


We all were swimming in calamine lotion the next day. The vines were poison ivy.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 07:23 AM (vvmPQ)

95 So 3 Micronesia citizens spell out the word help.

So what is the Micronesia word for help?

Are all Micronesia people fluent in English?

I can understand why some people consider the US an empire and not a Constitutional Republic.


Posted by: just sayin at April 12, 2016 07:23 AM (HSAmh)

96 Our attitudes color our whole personality. We cannot always choose what happens to us, but we can choose our attitude towards each situation. The secret to a good attitude is filling our mind with thoughts that are true, pure and lovely, thoughts that dwell on the good things in life (Phillipians 4:. This was Pauls secret as he faced imprisonment, and it can be ours as we face the struggles of daily living. Look at your attitudes and then examine what you allow to enter your mind and what you choose to dwell on. You may need to make some changesPosted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2016 07:11 AM (w4NZI think I'm going to try to apply your advice today, FS; I'm feeling a little more than usually unhappy. See you all tomorrow.

Posted by: Your Fully Weaponized Federal Government at April 12, 2016 07:24 AM (X6fMO)

97 Wait--they spelled out "HELP" with palm fronds and got rescued quickly?

Dammit,dammit,dammit!

Posted by: Tom Hanks and Wilson at April 12, 2016 07:24 AM (Ndje9)

98 92 I'm thinking of doing my part for the NC economy
later this year and plan a golf trip to the Pinehurst area. Lots of
courses down there and I would love to do one of the Pinehurst Resort
courses (they have 9 of them).

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 12, 2016 07:21 AM (rvskc)

Book a golf package and make sure you schedule Tee times in advance. This is still in Canadian Season when masses of Canadians come South for nice weather and golf.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 07:25 AM (vvmPQ)

99 Oh, fuck it. I can't even drop a sock correctly.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 12, 2016 07:25 AM (X6fMO)

100 I'm thinking fleeing crime ridden areas with lousy schools will be labeled racist due to disparate impact. Moving to a better neighborhood will be cause for a federal lawsuit against you. If thinking about it, as I am, best make your moves now while still allowed without a permit.

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2016 07:25 AM (1BQGO)

101 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2016 07:21 AM (w4NZ

There are a lot of nice places to go in Florida.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2016 07:28 AM (0mRoj)

102 "I love how every newspaper in the country feels free to Bash North Carolina over the H2 Bill."

The gay mafia has joined forces with the fascist. Own all the (nominal) commercial media. Own all the judges and lawyers and such. They have crap lives and want to blame others for their faults. eg Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: just sayin at April 12, 2016 07:28 AM (I0sxh)

103 Episode 90. Splashdown.

http://www.gilligansisle.com/episode.html

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. I am not allowed to comment about Women other than my Wife. Anymore. at April 12, 2016 07:28 AM (WVsWD)

104 And some humor-Tim Hawkins on parenting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXmIWYdMRX0

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2016 07:28 AM (w4NZ8)

105
Micronesia. Microaggresionesia?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:29 AM (p4UlV)

106 Morning horde.

Thanks for the news Vic.

That Chicago number seems awfully high. And it's not even hot yet.

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at April 12, 2016 07:29 AM (rJUsg)

107 Posted by: Insomniac at April 12, 2016 07:28 AM (0mRoj)

Those towns look lovely. I have never been there. I am one the few people I know with kids who have never been to Disney-not because it's in Florida, but because it's apparently overpriced with too long lines.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2016 07:30 AM (w4NZ8)

108 You are not missing anything Fen.

Posted by: Ignatz at April 12, 2016 07:33 AM (BO/km)

109 4 Fox rediscovers that the push behind the $15/hour minimum wage is coming
from the unions, primarily the SEIU. What they do not say in here is
that the unions have automatic pay raises tied to the minimum wage
through sweetheart contracts with cities and States.


In CA, at least, the unions are pushing for an exemption in the $15 minimum for anyone under a CBA; in other words, for union members. So they push for the law then want an exemption. Sounds right.

There aren't 857 dead, that's the number shot in Chicago in the first 100 days. As of yesterday, there were 908 shot and 165 total homicides. The solve rate is hovering around 15% ytd. And the Hispanics are now making up around 25% of the shooting victims, with almost all the rest being black.

Gee, I wonder how many of those are illegal aliens? Sigh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 12, 2016 07:35 AM (gyKtp)

110 According to HeyJackass, Chicago murders to date is 165. On pace for over 700 this year.

http://heyjackass.com/

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. I am not allowed to comment about Women other than my Wife. Anymore. at April 12, 2016 07:35 AM (WVsWD)

111 Florida small towns are great, right up to the time that northerners notice them

Posted by: FCF at April 12, 2016 07:36 AM (kejii)

112 Posted by: Ignatz at April 12, 2016 07:33 AM (BO/km)

You're talking about Disney World? I was fortunate that I never had a child who expressed any interest in going there. St Augustine looks like a beautiful and interesting historic town to visit though, among others.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2016 07:36 AM (w4NZ8)

113 Thoughts from dermatologist morons in the crowd? 



I don't know. I'm stumped.

Posted by: Father Damien at April 12, 2016 07:36 AM (ZnIt3)

114 113 I don't know. I'm stumped.
Posted by: Father Damien at April 12, 2016 07:36 AM (ZnIt3)

Meh. I'll go to the doctor if it doesn't get any better in the next day or so.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:38 AM (p4UlV)

115 50 have been shot in the butt this year in Chicago. Why???

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. What's up with that? at April 12, 2016 07:39 AM (WVsWD)

116 'The Bible is on the list of most challenged books at libraries and schools'


It's because of all of that sex and violence in there.


"So-and-so knew his wife and she conceived and bore a son and called whatsit, saying..."

Should send it into Penthouse or something

Posted by: Grey Fox at April 12, 2016 07:39 AM (bZ7mE)

117 >>>>>75% of Toyota employees want to move to TX as the company packs up to leave CA, NY, and KY.
.
.
.
.That article is confusing at best as Toyota is expanding their plant here in Kentucky as we speak and is now going to produce the Lexus here in addition to the Camry. Toyota is not leaving Kentucky. They must mean just the corporate people in that article.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 12, 2016 07:40 AM (iONHu)

118 Yes Fenelon I'm talking about Disney World. St. Augustine is a nice place to visit though. We will be going thru there this Summer on our way to the Keys. I haven't been other for over 20 years myself.

Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2016 07:41 AM (BO/km)

119 I love Ace's phrasing; "...deeply weird and unthinkable John Kasich."

Posted by: Seems legit at April 12, 2016 07:42 AM (U+nHb)

120 "When it comes to getting delegates, it's the wild west. Pretty much anything goes."


That's a quote from the Washington Post article today about what the rules are concerning what lengths a campaign can go to trying to get unbound delegates to vote them.

The answer is: Pretty much anything.

So, for those who want to look at this primary in the harsh light of reality, here are the facts.

There are bound delegates who have to vote for the candidate on the first ballot and unbound delegates who might be "promised", but who can vote for anyone.

All of Trump's delegates are bound.

All of the delegates who are "promised" to Cruz in Colorado, North Dakota and Wyoming can change their mind at any time up until the moment of the first ballot.

Trump can fly these people down to the Caribbean for a week or two of "conferences", along with their extended families, introduce them to people who may be interested in hiring the delegate or family members at some point and interview the delegates to see if they would be suitable for a high office in the Trump administration. (Hint: they would be)

All the while, Trump can yell at rallies that the Establishment GOP has rigged the system and is disenfranchising voters in states without primaries.

Perception is reality. Trump, fighting for the little guy against the Big Party Bosses.

Good luck, Ted.

Posted by: jwest at April 12, 2016 07:42 AM (Zs4uk)

121 "I love how every newspaper in the country feels free to Bash North Carolina over the H2 Bill."

Some UNC School of Social Work grads/students posted an "open letter" (how brave!) against HB2 and hate, discrimination and everything bad. To say it was poorly written, lacking clarity and filled with punctuation errors would be a generous assessment. I'd give it a C- at best. Aren't there standard letters of protest that can be downloaded so they don't expose their ignorance?

Posted by: Ripley at April 12, 2016 07:42 AM (1BQGO)

122 Obama's corrupt HUD now threatens to sue landlords who screen for felons. They site disparate impact as a violation of the fair housing act. I do not recall disparate impact being written into any law that has been passed by congress. It is a dubious legal theory supported by very few court decisions.


http://tinyurl.com/z98mx9r

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:46 AM (vvmPQ)



So the DoJ will go after cities if certain people are arrested, schools can't discipline students any more and now landlords can't screen for felons. Why it's almost as if this administration wants the savages to run free and wreck havoc.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2016 07:43 AM (45oDG)

123 Meh. I'll go to the doctor if it doesn't get any better in the next day or so.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:38 AM (p4UlV)

If the rash itches try some Benadryl cream. If it doesn't itch try regular hydrocortisone cream.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 07:43 AM (vvmPQ)

124  As to the rash, I had been doing some epoxy resin casting so I wonder if it's a reaction to that? Although I was wearing gloves and an organic respirator. And the wrist is weird place for a contact reaction. Posted by: J.J. Sefton 


I do some roof work with tar once in a while. I wear gloves, too. It is amazing how, despite every effort to keep from contacting the dark gooey stuff, it still gets on my hands. Removing gloves has to be done extremely carefully.

I suspect that's the culprit.

Posted by: ugg wigs at April 12, 2016 07:43 AM (ZnIt3)

125 115 50 have been shot in the butt this year in Chicago. Why???

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. What's up with that? at April 12, 2016 07:39 AM (WVsWD)

Shitty sight alignment and piss poor shot placement

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at April 12, 2016 07:44 AM (rJUsg)

126 50 have been shot in the butt this year in Chicago. Why???

Shot in the ass
And you're to blame
Stupid thugs
With bad aim.

Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2016 07:45 AM (BO/km)

127 J.J. Sefton -


About your rash. It's Lupus.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 12, 2016 07:45 AM (dFi94)

128 According to HeyJackass, Chicago murders to date is 165. On pace for over 700 this year.

http://heyjackass.com/

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. I am not allowed to comment about Women other than my Wife. Anymore. at April 12, 2016 07:35 AM (WVsWD)


They really need some gun laws in this city. Should solve everything.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2016 07:45 AM (45oDG)

129 JJ's turning into a werewolf??

Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2016 07:46 AM (BO/km)

130 Morning all

Yes SMOD why have thou forsaken us?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2016 07:46 AM (V/InG)

131 120 Perception is reality. Trump, fighting for the little guy against the Big Party Bosses.

Good luck, Ted.
Posted by: jwest at April 12, 2016 07:42 AM (Zs4uk)

Trump is very good. Until he opens his mouth. I suspect there are a lot more Trump supporters, including delegates, who know the bloom is off the rose with him.

We shall see. We shall see.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:46 AM (p4UlV)

132 127 J.J. Sefton -

About your rash. It's Lupus.
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 12, 2016 07:45 AM (dFi94)


Gee. thanks. I always wanted to be a large, buff TV actor from the 60s.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:47 AM (p4UlV)

133 Morning all. Four day weekends are too short.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2016 07:47 AM (4dbPD)

134 Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2016 07:45 AM (BO/km)

I LoL'ed.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. What's up with that? at April 12, 2016 07:47 AM (WVsWD)

135 Buy a bell, JJ.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at April 12, 2016 07:47 AM (rwI+c)

136 'Yes SMOD why have thou forsaken us?'

It hasn't it's on CPT.

Cackle cackle cackle cough cough.

Posted by: Madam President at April 12, 2016 07:48 AM (BO/km)

137 129 JJ's turning into a werewolf??
Posted by: freaked at April 12, 2016 07:46 AM (BO/km)


Yeah, me and 20 million other guys.

(paraphrasing Lou Costello from "Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:48 AM (p4UlV)

138 There wolf

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2016 07:49 AM (V/InG)

139
I do not feel like going into an office and working. Actually, I've been asked to come in through the end of the month.

Well, it's money.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:50 AM (p4UlV)

140 Money is good. It'll help pay for your Lupus treatment.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 12, 2016 07:50 AM (dFi94)

141 Question for you Neveregiveup since you are a dentist. Since I no longer have dental insurance I am thinking of changing my schedule for cleaning and checkups to one a year instead of twice. Is that bad?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 07:51 AM (vvmPQ)

142 Trump can fly these people down to the Caribbean for a week or two of
"conferences", along with their extended families, introduce them to
people who may be interested in hiring the delegate or family members at
some point and interview the delegates to see if they would be suitable
for a high office in the Trump administration. (Hint: they would be)



Instead, why not just start with a package of tender, juicy and flavorful TrumpSteaks?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 12, 2016 07:51 AM (JO9+V)

143
It hasn't it's on CPT.


I thought it was on Newfie time.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 12, 2016 07:51 AM (brIR5)

144 It's going to be like Jonestown around here when Trump wins the nomination and he picks Rubio as his VP.

Who is mixing the Kool-Aid?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2016 07:53 AM (O0lVq)

145 Fenelon - last night I was thinking about something and I said to myself, Oh- I have to show this to Fenelon!


But I've forgotten what it was.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 12, 2016 07:54 AM (dFi94)

146 Question for you Neveregiveup since you are a dentist. Since I no longer have dental insurance I am thinking of changing my schedule for cleaning and checkups to one a year instead of twice. Is that bad?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 07:51 AM (vvmPQ)

the truth? I am not sure you can handle the truth!

But unless you have gum problems and your oral hygiene is decent, yeah that should be no problem. Or move up near me an I'd give ya the Moron discount

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2016 07:54 AM (V/InG)

147 Who is mixing the Kool-Aid?
Posted by: Marcus T at April 12, 2016 07:53 AM (O0lVq)

I like the grape kool aid of anyone is interested or buying

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2016 07:55 AM (V/InG)

148 146 But unless you have gum problems and your oral
hygiene is decent, yeah that should be no problem. Or move up near me an
I'd give ya the Moron discount

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2016 07:54 AM (V/InG)

You're in NJ right?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 07:55 AM (vvmPQ)

149 You're in NJ right?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 07:55 AM (vvmPQ)

Ya unfortunetaly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2016 07:58 AM (V/InG)

150 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 12, 2016 07:59 AM (ZQfW9)

151
JJ, by any chance is it where you wear your watch? Could it be a nickel allergy?

Also, just go to the pharmacist and ask them what to put on it. It will probably be an OTC cortisone cream. All the doc will do is give you a stronger cream and maybe cortisone shot.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 12, 2016 07:59 AM (iQIUe)

152 149
You're in NJ right?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 07:55 AM (vvmPQ)



Ya unfortunetaly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 12, 2016 07:58 AM (V/InG)

OK, thanx for the offer but I think I will stay here for now until wifey agrees to move to Wyoming.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 08:00 AM (vvmPQ)

153 Oh, I see that you already tried otc cortisone.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 12, 2016 08:01 AM (iQIUe)

154 "In trying to find out who nominated this turd to the federal bench I was unable to get his sponsor, but I did find numerous ridiculous rulings in favor of liberal causes"

You know, I'm starting to wonder about this "ruling" - the only source is a press release from one organization , the Judge retired back in February, and there's no mention of said case on that court's website...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 12, 2016 08:03 AM (C9pBZ)

155 JJ: There are 60k hits for epoxy resin allergy and many with photos. Did you look?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 12, 2016 08:04 AM (iQIUe)

156 so how many notes is zep being sued for? seems like a couple notes does not a song make. ...but when does anything make sense anymore....

Posted by: E.T. at April 12, 2016 08:04 AM (yq4gk)

157 9 Liberal idiot judge allows eco-Nazi suit against the government to proceed. Their suit says the federal government is not doing enough to fight global warming. More proof that liberal idiots in black robes do not give a shit about actual law. There is no way on earth this suit should have been granted standing because there is zero actual proof of harm to the plaintiffs which is a requirement for standing in federal cases. In trying to find out who nominated this turd to the federal bench I was unable to get his sponsor, but I did find numerous ridiculous rulings in favor of liberal causes. So judge shopping?


http://tinyurl.com/z4drpy5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 06:43 AM (vvmPQ)

--------------

The standing issue is one of my grievances against the Federal government, basically unequal accesss to the judicial branch.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at April 12, 2016 08:04 AM (LXJ1e)

158 re; HUD

They claim checking criminal records is discrimination against racial groups.

Why isn't checking racial records discrimination against criminals?

Disparate Impact is usually just another way to lie with statistics. For example, if the Flemish are approved for home loans 99% of the time, and the Walloons are approved 98% of the time, you could say that almost everybody gets a home loan.

Or you could say Walloons have a rejection rate twice as big as the Flemish, bigot!

The answer is for politicians to order banks to make risky loans. And when it crashes, blame those banks for making the risky loans politicians demanded.

That would never happen in real life, though.

Posted by: Tom Hanks and Wilson at April 12, 2016 08:04 AM (Ndje9)

159 I missed that "already tried cortisone". But I have found that you have to use it for a while before it has an impact.


And the type of rashes it works best against are dry skin type rashes.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 08:05 AM (vvmPQ)

160 >>>39 Chinese doctor with no legs makes house calls using two stools. What determination!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/z9x6lfo
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2016 06:57 AM (w4NZ

Pfffft. Trying doing in with no arms

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 12, 2016 08:08 AM (10hEu)

161 British Muslims are becoming a nation within a nation, the former chair of the Equality and Human Rights Commission has warned.



Gee, who could have seen that coming. And this clown was all for the mass immigration, now he's seeing the problems with it after it's blowing up.


Fifty-two per cent of the Muslims surveyed did not believe that homosexuality should be legal, and even more opposed gay marriage.

Almost half thought it was unacceptable for a gay or lesbian to teach their children.




One day those two precious little agendas are going to collide

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 12, 2016 08:08 AM (45oDG)

162 "They must mean just the corporate people in that article. "

Management, operations, finance, etc. - Toyota moved a number of those folks around the country when they shrank Cali. operations a few years ago, and are now bringing them back together in Texas.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 12, 2016 08:09 AM (C9pBZ)

163 A good morning song for the Trumpets.
(Trigger warning for the #NeverTrump crowd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua-VfW9m7UM


Posted by: @votermom at April 12, 2016 08:10 AM (nbrY/)

164 So why doesn't Hillary get the Paula Deen treatment for dipping her hoof into racism?

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at April 12, 2016 08:11 AM (j2xmV)

165 Fifty-two per cent of the Muslims surveyed did not believe that homosexuality should be legal, and even more opposed gay marriage.

Almost half thought it was unacceptable for a gay or lesbian to teach their children.



One day those two precious little agendas are going to collide



And when that day comes, the only thing I'm going to do, is pop popcorn.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2016 08:12 AM (4dbPD)

166 MisHum has put up some NOOD linkage.

Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at April 12, 2016 08:13 AM (dFi94)

167 Posted by: Picric at April 12, 2016 06:48 AM (QnQ+g)

Wish the libs from up north who came here for work would move away, to show their solidarity with trans people.

Posted by: waelse1 at April 12, 2016 08:14 AM (0UAsc)

168 A vacation to North Carolina isn't in the cards for me, but if some cis-normative knuckledragger wanted to purchase a product made in North Carolina, what might said miscreant purchase?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at April 12, 2016 08:17 AM (eHpnh)

169 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:01 AM (p4UlV)

Not a derm, but get a lot of eczema and rashes in our family.

Usual first suspect would be contact dermatitis - something irritated the skin (and may be continuing to).
Or something irritated it and now you are in an itch scratch rash itch scratch rash cycle.

If it's itchy - have you trued gold bond powder for the itch? Or ice.

Posted by: @votermom at April 12, 2016 08:17 AM (nbrY/)

170 154 You know, I'm starting to wonder about this "ruling"
- the only source is a press release from one organization , the Judge
retired back in February, and there's no mention of said case on that
court's website...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 12, 2016 08:03 AM (C9pBZ)

They did link a pdf of the judge's actual ruling. He stretched the "standing" argument to the ultimate rewritten rules disregarding credibility to beyond the limit. The ruling is amazing, it actually quotes the requirement for federal standing and then says they are met based on his opinion of global warming impact on future generations.
Also, I in my research on this judge it looked like he retired from the federal bench but then was appointed as a "magistrate judge" most likely though shenanigans of liberal Democrats who loved his stupid non-law liberal rulings.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 08:19 AM (vvmPQ)

171 157 The standing issue is one of my grievances against the Federal government, basically unequal accesss to the judicial branch.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at April 12, 2016 08:04 AM (LXJ1e)\
As demonstrated above liberal judges will turn inside out to give standing to liberal actions while issuing lack of standing orders in a one sentence blerb to case dismissal for conservative actions.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 12, 2016 08:22 AM (vvmPQ)

172 Trump is very good. Until he opens his mouth. I suspect there are a lot more Trump supporters, including delegates, who know the bloom is off the rose with him.

We shall see. We shall see.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 12, 2016 07:46 AM (p4UlV)

------------

I was thinking the same thing about Cruz supporters.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at April 12, 2016 08:24 AM (LXJ1e)

173 It's not a tumor

Posted by: bunnyfluff the destroyer at April 12, 2016 08:25 AM (Jskm5)

174 SMOD now!

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at April 12, 2016 08:30 AM (aD2BN)

175 Interesting that Trump rally's in NY (especially upstate) have been very large, in Buffalo they are moving to a larger place to handle the crowds. The MSM in NY is pushing Bernie and only writing about Trump when they have to.
The newspaper in Rochester at least was honest (unusual) but the TV websites only showed the protestors.....interesting times.

Posted by: Colin at April 12, 2016 08:30 AM (6IZ5e)

176 They did link a pdf of the judge's actual ruling"

Yet it's not under PACER as a criminal procedure, which tells me it's civil - in other words, a stunt with no real teeth... the entire thing is one hundred percent bovine scatology (which will unfortunately garner much press)

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at April 12, 2016 08:33 AM (C9pBZ)

177 Bernie Sanders wants a nationwide ban on fracking.....

Yes, lets abandon any hope of energy independence.

Posted by: Colin at April 12, 2016 08:35 AM (6IZ5e)

178 >>>163 A good morning song for the Trumpets.
(Trigger warning for the #NeverTrump crowd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua-VfW9m7UM

Posted by: @votermom at April 12, 2016 08:10 AM (nbrY/)

THAT'S GREAT! I don't see it as a parody; maybe a tribute.

Posted by: m at April 12, 2016 08:54 AM (S/1cF)

179 #170

On that basis, it should be possible to sue butterfly collectors for any number of future disasters.

Posted by: Epobirs at April 12, 2016 08:58 AM (IdCqF)

180 votermom is BANNED! acebot

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 12, 2016 08:59 AM (iQIUe)

181 All of the delegates who are "promised" to Cruz in Colorado, North
Dakota and Wyoming can change their mind at any time up until the moment
of the first ballot.


In Florida, we can change our minds after the ballot.

Posted by: Chad Hanging at April 12, 2016 09:20 AM (sOhww)

182 It's not a tumor
Posted by: bunnyfluff the destroyer at April 12, 2016 08:25 AM


<upvoice>I thought J.J. hadn't been diagnosed yet</upvoice>

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 12, 2016 09:22 AM (sOhww)

183 JJ, if you did any sanding of the resin, that fiberglass dust will definitely irritate the skin. And get in any place.

Posted by: RI Red at April 12, 2016 09:52 AM (9ls7i)

184 JJ, by any chance is it where you wear your watch? Could it be a nickel allergy?

Also, just go to the pharmacist and ask them what to put on it. It will probably be an OTC cortisone cream. All the doc will do is give you a stronger cream and maybe cortisone shot.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 12, 2016 07:59 AM (iQIUe)


I concur to look into the nickel allergy thing.

Also, cortisone creams tend to contain ingredients like lanolin and the parabens that can aggravate rashes and negate the effects of cortisone. I can't use them for a longtime issue with dermatitis that occasionally flares up.

Try the Cortaid spray. It contains alcohol, so it'll sting for a minute.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 12, 2016 12:26 PM (dPpmC)

185 Honestly? Rashes have to be seen to be diagnosed. Ask a pharmacist?

Rashes should be seen and not heard.

Posted by: JT at April 12, 2016 12:31 PM (/WKad)

186 Amen jwest
Trump owns the media.
The media owns the republicans.
Trump is the last stand against total capitulation.
Why otherwise decent conservatives can't see this is purely due to elitism. Truth hurts.
Own it then help fix this mess.

Posted by: jacke at April 12, 2016 01:18 PM (CMthJ)

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