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Open Thread
Happy Weekend.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. What wouldn't I do? Oh, you don't even want to know.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Scanner Dan at April 08, 2016 07:43 PM (LHrrs)
Posted by: concrete girl at April 08, 2016 07:45 PM (ceWrl)
Thanks for this place, btw.
Posted by: Chi at April 08, 2016 07:45 PM (ufy6O)
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at April 08, 2016 07:45 PM (aqHHa)
Posted by: sock_rat_wharrgarbl at April 08, 2016 07:45 PM (gUoN4)
Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at April 08, 2016 07:46 PM (fCHyr)
On a Friday evening.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2016 07:46 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2016 07:46 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: wth at April 08, 2016 07:47 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at April 08, 2016 07:47 PM (fCHyr)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 08, 2016 07:49 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: Douchepickle says What? at April 08, 2016 07:49 PM (FiWED)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 08, 2016 07:50 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: chemjeff @ phone at April 08, 2016 07:50 PM (fCHyr)
Well, not denatured .... pure ETOH only.
*says the man who broke out the half-pint of Everclear in the big first-aid kit so as to make a screwdriver*
Wharrgarbl !
Posted by: sock_rat_wharrgarbl at April 08, 2016 07:50 PM (gUoN4)
What's the difference between an apartment for sale and a condo for sale?
Posted by: Douchepickle says What? at April 08, 2016 07:49 PM (FiWED)
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If it's an apartment, you have to buy the whole building.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 08, 2016 07:51 PM (R+30W)
CMS figures it has overpaid close to a billion for DMEPOS over the last ten years, so it moved ahead with auction trials in various regions of the country. Although these trials were wildly successful in identifying huge savings, the losing incumbents claimed the process was unfair to them. Why? They claimed the low cost bidders (non-incumbents) had corrupted the system by bidding prices that were unsustainable. If that sounds like sour grapes, consider this: in fact, the auction rules established by CMS actually encourage low balling, because the low ball bidders understand the awarded price will actually be higher.
Posted by: James T Kirk at April 08, 2016 07:51 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at your service at April 08, 2016 07:51 PM (BO/km)
Well, in practice the HOA usually lets you think that until push comes to shove ....
Posted by: sock_rat_wharrgarbl at April 08, 2016 07:52 PM (gUoN4)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 08, 2016 07:52 PM (iQIUe)
In the case of the latter, you get the deed, in the former you get taken.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2016 07:52 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Hadoop at April 08, 2016 07:52 PM (2X7pN)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at April 08, 2016 07:52 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2016 07:54 PM (vBeA5)
http://wapo.st/1SFueAG
Posted by: The Political Hat
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Let's see if that ruling stands.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 07:55 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2016 07:55 PM (rU9bw)
Now, what do I win?
Posted by: Hadoop at April 08, 2016 07:55 PM (2X7pN)
On a Friday evening.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2016 07:46 PM (08Znv)
I can think of something better that is 12 years old...
Posted by: Harrry Reid at April 08, 2016 07:55 PM (vBeA5)
What's the difference between an apartment for sale and a condo for sale?
Posted by: Douchepickle says What? at April 08, 2016 07:49 PM (FiWED)
Eh? I've never heard of an apartment for sale unless you were buying the buildigs and becoming the landlord. I have seen apartments converted under a declaration of condominium and then sold as condos. Apartment units and condo units are built to different codes.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2016 07:55 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2016 07:55 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2016 07:56 PM (9VEpl)
Posted by: Tyler Mason at April 08, 2016 07:56 PM (doMYF)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 08, 2016 07:57 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2016 07:57 PM (9VEpl)
Posted by: Tyler Mason at April 08, 2016 07:56 PM (doMYF)
He's not. It's just mange.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2016 07:57 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: chemjeff @ phone
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Well, tomorrow I'll be pouring a small pad & mounting a really fancy mailbox for my neighbor.
Very ornate cast aluminum, white powder coated finish, sold brass hardware - probably a $300 mailbox. Crazy.
Exciting stuff, huh?
Posted by: Chi at April 08, 2016 07:58 PM (ufy6O)
"The U.S. Department of Justice released thousands of subpoenaed documents about the controversial 'Operation Fast and Furious' gun trafficking investigation to a congressional committee on Friday."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2016 07:58 PM (A/3fN)
Posted by: Eromero at April 08, 2016 07:58 PM (zLDYs)
between a wife and a girlfriend is 45 pounds...with my wife standing
right behind me.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2016 07:55 PM (08Znv)
oy.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at April 08, 2016 07:59 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: Nerlens Noel at April 08, 2016 07:59 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Tyler Mason at April 08, 2016 07:56 PM (doMYF)
He's not. It's just mange.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2016 07:57 PM (0mRoj)
..........
I thought they had a cure for that?
Posted by: Tyler Mason at April 08, 2016 07:59 PM (doMYF)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 08, 2016 08:00 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2016 08:00 PM (9VEpl)
he was homeless!
he was bullied!
he wanted to be somebody!
What a bunch of crap!
He stalked that woman and I would be surprised if he hasnt raped before.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 08, 2016 08:00 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 08, 2016 08:00 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Hotel California at April 08, 2016 08:01 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2016 08:01 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 08, 2016 08:01 PM (0O7c5)
Man leaves wife to marry his mom, who had given him up for adoption when he was a baby.
http://tinyurl.com/hxcrqud
#LoveConquersAll
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 08, 2016 08:02 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Chillin the most at April 08, 2016 08:03 PM (BI43k)
Posted by: The Couchf*cker at April 08, 2016 08:03 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2016 08:03 PM (9VEpl)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
****
Young males tend to be especially dumb when it comes to ladyfolk.
Posted by: Hotel California at April 08, 2016 08:04 PM (hVdx9)
I lead a fascinating life.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at April 08, 2016 08:04 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at April 08, 2016 08:04 PM (cA3KN)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 08, 2016 08:04 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: this isn't your father's AT-ST at April 08, 2016 08:05 PM (6eDiu)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2016 08:05 PM (9VEpl)
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In addition to any rudeness involved, it's just plain stupid. Teaching your girlfriend to assume engagements, that way lies madness.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 08, 2016 08:05 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Hotel California at April 08, 2016 08:04 PM (hVdx9)
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, teenage boys are from Remulak
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at April 08, 2016 08:05 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 08, 2016 08:06 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2016 08:05 PM (9VEpl)
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*sharpens machete*
C'mere.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 08, 2016 08:06 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2016 08:07 PM (9VEpl)
Need specifics.
Community mailbox?
Standard?
Mounted on a pole or bricks?
Posted by: Mailbox F*cker at April 08, 2016 08:07 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at April 08, 2016 08:07 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2016 08:08 PM (08Znv)
I voted Libertarian twice for President, both times in states where I knew to whom the state would unquestionably go, so it was a harmless "protest" vote. Back then, Libertarians were already kinda whacky, but not what they've become today. For example:
Will Coley is a Vice Presidential candidate, representing the Libertarian Party. He's running alongside Darryl W. Perry, the presidential candidate. He's not just a Vice Presidential candidate, he's this country's first openly Muslim Vice Presidential candidate.... director of Muslims for Liberty - a group that decries American exceptionalism, accuses the United States of war crimes, and espouses ostensibly anti-Israel ideology.... In Tennessee... expressed concern about proposed legislation to prohibit sharia... claimed that it was indicative of the hatred conservatives feel toward Muslims.... gave local talks promoting the idea that sharia doctrine is compatible with the U.S. Constitution and went so far as to falsely proclaim that Islamic legal theory influenced American law...
BareNakedIslam
http://bit.ly/1YjWIE0
Oh, yes, let's have that man a heartbeat away from the Presidency.
Posted by: mindful webworker - political party on, dooood! at April 08, 2016 08:08 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Skip
****
You can't STOP hitting the g-spot? Play the lottery man!
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 08:09 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2016 08:10 PM (rU9bw)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 08, 2016 08:11 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 08, 2016 08:12 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 08:12 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 08, 2016 08:12 PM (iQIUe)
Yet...
Posted by: Your Future Progressive Supreme Court Majority at April 08, 2016 08:13 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2016 08:13 PM (9VEpl)
Have you tried just shaking hands?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 08, 2016 08:14 PM (yJwni)
Posted by: HH at April 08, 2016 08:14 PM (DrCtv)
granny :: tranny
...comes to mind
"My tranny makes nice snickerdoodles!"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 08, 2016 08:14 PM (NeFrd)
Nice!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2016 08:14 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: The Hat Down Under at April 08, 2016 08:14 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2016 08:10 PM (rU9bw)
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Have you seen it before? It was suppose to last for 4 seasons and you can see it is a bit rushed towards the end. It just became too expensive to produce. Very good though and the acting is superb.
13!
13!
13!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 08, 2016 08:14 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2016 08:14 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2016 08:16 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
Yet...
Posted by: Your Future Progressive Supreme Court Majority
It's ok though if you form an attachment with you mom's vacuum cleaner. Live a little.
Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at your service at April 08, 2016 08:16 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: working_man at April 08, 2016 08:16 PM (21urZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2016 08:16 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 08, 2016 08:17 PM (yJwni)
Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2016 08:17 PM (9VEpl)
I dont think any where allows you to marry your mom.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
I'm boycotting that place!
Posted by: Bruce Singsong at April 08, 2016 08:17 PM (FkBIv)
"3 day long acting morphine"
I see a huge black market for that....
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 08, 2016 08:17 PM (MrV8Y)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
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I had no idea there was going to be one...
Posted by: Chi at April 08, 2016 08:19 PM (ufy6O)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 08, 2016 08:19 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2016 08:20 PM (4qOdP)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 08:20 PM (8AdYN)
So... messed up.
/first, the gays. then the trannies. then pedophiles/ incest?
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 08, 2016 08:20 PM (MrV8Y)
"3 day long acting morphine"
I see a huge black market for that....
Posted by: shibumi
****
May your kitty have a fast recovery and a long life.
3 day morphine? Damn.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 08:20 PM (hVdx9)
What strings she pulled, or what she did, I don't know, but she got her in one. And that moved her to the other side of the damn place. When I got there, I was carrying a little white bag full of stuff my mother wanted me to bring.
Well some idiot on the staff thought that was food. So said idiot cancelled her supper order, just on that assumption. And it took moving heaven and earth to get my mother a supper tray.
I head one of the nurses, big redneck woman, hollering, whining even, like some petulant teenager "Will you please bring Mrs. X some food!"
These damned places are something.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 08, 2016 08:20 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2016 08:21 PM (rU9bw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2016 08:22 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 08:22 PM (8AdYN)
This is why, in case anyone missed it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pUAydjne5M
Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2016 08:22 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2016 08:23 PM (4qOdP)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2016 08:22 PM (voOPb)
Just join the "Other-kin" community...
Posted by: The Hat-kin at April 08, 2016 08:23 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 08, 2016 08:24 PM (yJwni)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, brought to you by carls jr at April 08, 2016 08:24 PM (iQF50)
I feel fiiiiine
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 08:25 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Easy, just start identifying as one.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 08:26 PM (8AdYN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
*****
Mechanic said he needed to strip down and lubricate my granny.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 08, 2016 08:26 PM (NeFrd)
Well played!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2016 08:26 PM (08Znv)
So far, a S&W 642 LS felt nice in my hands, and another comfortable gun was a Wather 22 which would come in handy if a squirrel breaks into my house.
Posted by: Emmie at April 08, 2016 08:26 PM (rRHdN)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 08, 2016 08:26 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Javems at April 08, 2016 08:27 PM (yOqwj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2016 08:27 PM (4qOdP)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, brought to you by carls jr at April 08, 2016 08:24 PM (iQF50)
Many a year ago I talked with some Libertarians who were attending some convention.
One of the Libertarians was justifying underage brothels as being libertarian.
...
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 08, 2016 08:27 PM (vBeA5)
3 day morphine? Damn.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 08:20 PM
Thank you.
The three day morphine doesn't seem as good as it sounds. Basically, she's sort of ambling around, kind of confused, bumping into things because of the cone.
Not like 'whee, I'm a cat!!!!'
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 08, 2016 08:28 PM (MrV8Y)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at April 08, 2016 08:28 PM (+19B6)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2016 08:28 PM (rU9bw)
Posted by: torquewrench at April 08, 2016 08:29 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Emmie
Make sure not to shot the squirrel in your pajamas.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 08:29 PM (8AdYN)
Just got back from my first gun show. No, I didn't buy anything; I have no money. I just wanted to handle the merchandise.
---
Note to my fellow 'ettes:
If you are interested in meeting people of the male persuasion, a gun show is an excellent place. There are basically NO women there, and from what I've been able to observe, men who like guns generally are conservative.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 08, 2016 08:29 PM (MrV8Y)
Murphy was close to being a freakin' Ronulan. If the small-L libertarians wanted their guy, Murphy was it. Especially given where this was.
Ah, well, anyway, now Polis will probably be running against Nic Morse. (At least, I voted for Morse in the assembly today.) They'll have to run the photocopiers extra hard in Boulder to offset Morse's support.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, brought to you by carls jr at April 08, 2016 08:29 PM (iQF50)
I would caution, phrasing! (or, at least, punctuation!) - but since it's your ailing mother, I wouldn't dare.
Posted by: mindful webworker - that wasn't me! at April 08, 2016 08:30 PM (5a8XA)
So far, a S&W 642 LS felt nice in my hands, and another comfortable gun was a Wather 22 which would come in handy if a squirrel breaks into my house.
Posted by: Emmie
****
Congrats!
Hey, squirrels are dangerous in packs. You never know when there is a squirrel out there with your name on it.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 08:30 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2016 08:30 PM (08Znv)
Well played!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2016 08:26 PM (08Znv)
Never had it before, but today was definitely an occasion that called for it.
Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2016 08:30 PM (sdi6R)
-
They killed those 10,000 innocent Gazans for their blood for matzo balls.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 08, 2016 08:30 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 08, 2016 08:28 PM (MrV8Y)
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaA_cs4WZHM
Posted by: Hat? I'm a Political Hat, and I... at April 08, 2016 08:31 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2016 08:21 PM (rU9bw)
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There are no seasons 3 or 4. They cancelled after 2 seasons due to cost.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 08, 2016 08:31 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 08, 2016 08:31 PM (zOTsN)
And is it just me, or are 85% of the people who work in health care lard asses? I've noticed this before, and now with my folks I've been in two hospitals and a nursing home, and it looks like 8 out of 10 of the nurses and staff are absolute obese porkers.
I mean rolls of lard straining against the scrubs and uniforms they wear.
I'm wondering what the deal is. Are they carefully following the official nutritional guidelines, which would likely do that. Or what?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 08, 2016 08:32 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 08, 2016 08:17 PM (yJwni)
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Who is attending?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 08, 2016 08:32 PM (jR7Wy)
The three day morphine doesn't seem as good as it sounds. Basically, she's sort of ambling around, kind of confused, bumping into things because of the cone.
Not like 'whee, I'm a cat!!!!'
Posted by: shibumi
****
Awwww. Poor kitty. I hoping it was a catnip like thing.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 08:32 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Emmie at April 08, 2016 08:33 PM (rRHdN)
Ha! Here is first comment I saw from article on evil killer prairie dogs here: http://tinyurl.com/h3yf6f4
This, sadly, does not surprise me. Take cows. Now most people imagine that a cow is only dangerous when its panicked or really, really annoyed. Its not. They will plot. They will take action. Cows will kill anything. Eat anything. Do not fuck with cows.
Its one of the reasons I do not have a moral problem eating beef.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 08, 2016 08:33 PM (ODxAs)
+++++++
**scribbles furiously in notebook**
**Business Plan: personalized gift squirrel tattoos**
Name a star after your loved one: old and busted
Tattoo a squirrel with your loved one's name: new and hot
**off to the patent office!**
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 08, 2016 08:33 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 08, 2016 08:32 PM (DW+jj)
*****
A lot of long hours and fast food on the run.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2016 08:34 PM (/ZRJR)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, brought to you by carls jr at April 08, 2016 08:34 PM (iQF50)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 08:29 PM (8AdYN)
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What he was doing in my pajamas, I'll never know.
Posted by: Emmie at April 08, 2016 08:34 PM (rRHdN)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 08, 2016 08:34 PM (DW+jj)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
Dayum Jinx
I need to figure out how to get an email address to you. You knows all the cool folks! I hope Dave Brat shows up!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 08, 2016 08:34 PM (wYnyS)
Hillary denies saying in 2008 that Obozo is unqualified even though she did and he is.
The Donks are apologizing for noticing the truth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 08, 2016 08:35 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 08, 2016 08:35 PM (MrV8Y)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, brought to you by carls jr at April 08, 2016 08:35 PM (iQF50)
Posted by: Emmie at April 08, 2016 08:36 PM (rRHdN)
Posted by: Emmie at April 08, 2016 08:36 PM (rRHdN)
Posted by: Emmie at April 08, 2016 08:37 PM (rRHdN)
An entitled young punk comes to regret burning the flag....
http://moonbattery.com/?p=70809
Posted by: mindful webworker - and to the Republic for which it stands at April 08, 2016 08:37 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 08:37 PM (8AdYN)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
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If you read it aloud, it sounds like you're stuttering, too.
Posted by: Chi at April 08, 2016 08:38 PM (ufy6O)
**Business Plan: personalized gift squirrel tattoos**
Name a star after your loved one: old and busted
Tattoo a squirrel with your loved one's name: new and hot
**off to the patent office!**
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
****
With the caption:
Nuts for you
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 08:38 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Emmie at April 08, 2016 08:38 PM (rRHdN)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks. at April 08, 2016 08:38 PM (16TRA)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 08, 2016 08:20 PM (MrV8Y)
Damn, you're judgmental
////
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2016 08:38 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 08, 2016 08:39 PM (NeFrd)
Take a load off, granny.
Posted by: Douchepickle says What? at April 08, 2016 08:39 PM (FiWED)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo, brought to you by carls jr at April 08, 2016 08:39 PM (iQF50)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2016 08:40 PM (rU9bw)
So Malibu Bruce (Springsteen) is boycotting North Carolina. Meh, whatever. He's overrated anyway. I'm considering a golf trip down there in October. Pinehurst area. Still looking into it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 08, 2016 08:40 PM (FY0Rj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage
I don't know, because since it the AOS FB group there are no nics, just those troublesome real names which I won't post here.
About 20 signed up, though.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 08, 2016 08:42 PM (yJwni)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 08:42 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: wth at April 08, 2016 08:43 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD
A true intellectual would not have forgotten bestiality.
Posted by: Guest Lecturer Barack Obama at April 08, 2016 08:43 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Puddleglum
****
He's a flaming America hating leftwing douche. F him up the butt with a flaming porcupine.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 08:44 PM (hVdx9)
What does this mean: "Seller is seeking offers from buyers that purchase AS-IS."
I thought that was assumed for all houses for sale.
Posted by: Douchepickle says What? at April 08, 2016 08:45 PM (FiWED)
So Malibu Bruce (Springsteen) is boycotting North Carolina.
................
I think NC already has enough sick, braying mules.
Posted by: wth at April 08, 2016 08:45 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Emmie
****
It made sense to me, Dave.
Posted by: HAL at April 08, 2016 08:45 PM (hVdx9)
About 20 signed up, though.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 08, 2016 08:42 PM (yJwni)
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Give my regards to the Horde subset.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at April 08, 2016 08:46 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 08, 2016 08:46 PM (yJwni)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 08, 2016 08:46 PM (DW+jj)
Hope she gets better fast. Daughter (who lives with us) and I are watching her cat, who we hope is just reacting to his vaccines and not actually sick.
He's kind of her service cat, so we tend to freak the hell out if he's ever puny.
Posted by: Sal at April 08, 2016 08:46 PM (MRX6w)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 08:47 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 08, 2016 08:47 PM (zOTsN)
Service cat? Cool! What does he do?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 08, 2016 08:49 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: jasonj at April 08, 2016 08:49 PM (Uvbw9)
I see the Daily Mail says Megyn was wearing a $2200 dress at some damn place. First, it was $1100 shoes, then $1200 ones, and now the $2200 dress. Of course, it's all given to her, I'm sure.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius)
...................
How long would I have to stay married to her to get half of all her shit?
Nah, fergit it.
Posted by: wth at April 08, 2016 08:50 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: AZEALIA BANKS, WHORE at April 08, 2016 08:50 PM (qul7b)
https://twitter.com/SpaceX/status/718561436201431040
Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2016 08:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 08, 2016 08:51 PM (zOTsN)
But she's the only one he's nice to...
Posted by: Sal at April 08, 2016 08:51 PM (MRX6w)
Posted by: wth at April 08, 2016 08:52 PM (HgMAr)
This might be the ugliest house I've ever seen.
http://www.trulia.com/property/1075876611-13-Basswood-Ave-Billerica-MA-01821
Posted by: Douchepickle says What? at April 08, 2016 08:52 PM (FiWED)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale
Surprised there hasn't already been at least one. Seen AS mentioned a lot here.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 08:53 PM (8AdYN)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 08, 2016 08:54 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: George Costanza at April 08, 2016 08:54 PM (+19B6)
Posted by: navybrat at April 08, 2016 08:54 PM (8QGte)
Posted by: AZEALIA BANKS, WHORE at April 08, 2016 08:54 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 08:54 PM (8AdYN)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 08, 2016 08:55 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at April 08, 2016 08:55 PM (UpGcq)
My heart sank when I saw "homeless in Austin".
There will be a halo, trust me.
Posted by: Sal at April 08, 2016 08:55 PM (MRX6w)
**Business Plan: personalized gift squirrel tattoos**
Name a star after your loved one: old and busted
Tattoo a squirrel with your loved one's name: new and hot
**off to the patent office!**
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 08, 2016 08:33 PM (NeFrd)
But how do you make sure the squirrels eat the drugged nuts?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 08, 2016 08:55 PM (uURQL)
What does this mean: "Seller is seeking offers from buyers that purchase AS-IS."
I thought that was assumed for all houses for sale.
Posted by: Douchepickle says What? at April 08, 2016 08:45 PM (FiWED)
It means that you will spend at least the purchase price in "fixer-upper" and "tender loving care." O, and stay off the back porch until you get those rotten timbers replaced.
Posted by: Montgomery Scott, CDR (ENG), Star Fleet at April 08, 2016 08:58 PM (brIR5)
means the house will fail all its inspections, and your lender will refuse the loan based in that
Posted by: ThunderB at April 08, 2016 09:00 PM (zOTsN)
Just watched the Spacex launch and 1st stage re-entry and landing on that ridiculously tiny barge.
So tell me this country is a failure, why doncha?
Posted by: irongrampa at April 08, 2016 09:00 PM (P/8aq)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2016 08:40 PM (rU9bw)
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That's another one what got too expensive to produce and was canceled.
You may enjoy WolfHall which you can find on the internet. Think it is about 6 episodes.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 08, 2016 09:00 PM (iQIUe)
180
This might be the ugliest house I've ever seen.
....................
Nice coat of turquoise paint. Some cardboard shutters. Bueno!
Posted by: Manuel Labor at April 08, 2016 09:01 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: John McCain at April 08, 2016 09:01 PM (c7vUv)
Mine was a probate sale, still, it was "as is".
Posted by: navybrat at April 08, 2016 09:04 PM (8QGte)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 08, 2016 09:04 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 08, 2016 08:51 PM (zOTsN)
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The POS who murdered the UVA coed last year turned out to be a serial rapist-killer. Linked to one for sure (DNA) and several circumstantially.
Not that the press or university in C'ville were very interested in the case, considering that it more or less coincided with the Far More Important Story of Jackie Coakley's obviously bogus rape, about which they got hysterical.
As with the UT case, the punk was the wrong race and not a student. Nothing to see. Move on.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 08, 2016 09:04 PM (T/5A0)
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"As is" means, regardless of what the inspector finds, I ain't fixin' it.[/]
In a typical sale, there's some negotiation or leeway in that regard.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2016 09:06 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: AZEALIA BANKS, WHORE at April 08, 2016 09:06 PM (qul7b)
My semi-annual visit to my Ma.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 08, 2016 09:06 PM (yJwni)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:08 PM (hVdx9)
My semi-annual visit to my Ma.
Posted by: Jinx
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Damn. Will be in Vegas later this month.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:09 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: George Costanza at April 08, 2016 09:09 PM (+19B6)
--
Totally not true.
Note that I did not mention legalizing bestiality.
And I totally ignored robot sex.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 08, 2016 09:10 PM (MrV8Y)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 08, 2016 09:10 PM (iQIUe)
Oren brown-nosed the various figures in the Obama administration so hard and so unflaggingly that he probably still has to wear concealer to hide the permanent fecal stains above his nostril rims.
All of that self-abasement yielded precisely nothing. Obama and everyone else in the administration treated him and his country with total contempt.
At one point, with an impending international crisis requiring U.S.-Israeli cooperation, Oren had placed call after call to Hillary Clinton at State. Indicating the urgency. Total silence. No response whatsoever.
Then on one of her shuttle diplomatic tours of the Mideast, her plane stopped off in Tel Aviv, and Oren dutifully went to the airport to formally welcome her, and the first thing Hillary did was to say to him, "You never return my calls!"
Any normal person would have decked the arrogant bitch. Laid her out flat on the airport tarmac. Oren flashed his submissive beta-male grimace-grin and bent over to start brown-nosing her some more.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 08, 2016 09:10 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 08, 2016 09:12 PM (zOTsN)
flat on the airport tarmac. Oren flashed his submissive beta-male
grimace-grin and bent over to start brown-nosing her some more.
--
I suspect that my former client/boss (who I never actually met, because he is crazy) has a submissive beta male grimace grin that he uses when he bends over for HIS clients.
It's just a feeling...
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 08, 2016 09:12 PM (MrV8Y)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:09 PM (hVdx9)
My offer to treat any 'rons or 'ettes that visit Vegas to a tasty beverage still stands.
Posted by: The Vegas Hat at April 08, 2016 09:12 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: torquewrench
****
You shall know the betas by site...
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:12 PM (hVdx9)
Small upward blips of positive achievement on a consistently much larger downhill trajectory of decline and failure do not materially alter the final destination.
Apollo was far more impressive. Look how far we've fallen since then.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 08, 2016 09:14 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2016 09:16 PM (SEXy3)
It says that they have surveillance video of Haruka walking past the homeless guy on his bicycle looking down at her phone. He then got off the bike, began to follow her and pulled out a "shiny object" from his bag. She walked along a trail next to a creek to go to her dorm. He was not seen for another two hours, then he returned back in view of the camera, carrying another bag and limping.
To all the ettes out there...this is situational awareness 101. Do not walk while reading your phone, etc. Look up, know what is in your surroundings. Do not simply ignore anything that looks slightly dangerous. Do not go to your car while another person, particularly a male is standing or fiddling with getting in his car close by.
What happened to Haruka should never happen to anyone. We have to do everything we can to prevent it, and that starts with seeing your surroundings.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 08, 2016 09:16 PM (ph1j2)
Posted by: The Vegas Hat
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Thank you. I may take you up on that, but I must insist on paying my own way.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:19 PM (hVdx9)
The police sort of hinted that the young woman's death was not pretty. So, Lord knows what the killer did to her.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 08, 2016 09:19 PM (iQIUe)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3530902/
As an Episcopalian (yeah, I know, thinking about it, shut up, thanks)
Posted by: JEM at April 08, 2016 09:20 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:20 PM (hVdx9)
>> 101. Do not walk while reading your phone, etc.
I would prefer not to have to have this discussion with my ten-year-old, but I'm sure I'll have to by 14.
Posted by: JEM at April 08, 2016 09:21 PM (o+SC1)
So what the FUCK would you have us do?
Sit and cower in a Goddamn corner??
What you're seeing is a step UP toward realizing that magnificent dream after a despicable interruption.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 08, 2016 09:21 PM (P/8aq)
Posted by: Eromero at April 08, 2016 09:23 PM (zLDYs)
Predators look for those that seem shy, submissive, unaware. Easy prey is what they want.
If you look like food you will be eaten.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:23 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2016 09:23 PM (mv76s)
Apollo was far more impressive.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 08, 2016 09:14 PM (noWW6)
Not taking anything away from Apollo, but that was a small spacecraft piloted by humans landing on a body with 1/6 Earth's gravity.
This was a big honking rocket as tall as the Statue of Liberty coming down on a platform in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Both the rocket and barge were completely automated.
This could not have been done 50 years ago. The computing power didn't exist.
Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2016 09:25 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 08, 2016 09:26 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:26 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 08, 2016 09:26 PM (zOTsN)
it's never too early to talk about situational awareness.....i would talk to my kids when they were in elementary school about having a plan if the school was on fire or God forbid, under attack....how would they get out of the room, where would they hide if they couldn't...what would they use to fight back if they had to....in the mall, on a plane, at a concert...in the theater..at a restaurant...in the house......what is their plan?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 08, 2016 09:28 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 08, 2016 09:26 PM (zOTsN)
Signaling that the rapist/murderer's life is more valuable than their daughter's. I find this repugnant.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2016 09:28 PM (0mRoj)
***
Elon Musk is a dick. Yet, still, 300k+ people plopped down $1000 each for the opportunity to buy a car that won't even be produced for a year.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2016 09:28 PM (SEXy3)
Posted by: Weasel at April 08, 2016 09:28 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2016 09:28 PM (mv76s)
It feels a lot like 1980. Those morons who were around will surely agree. Communism and islamism were on the march. Americans were held hostage and there was a military disaster. The president himself got on tv and told us the country was sick. But then it turned around. Our country is incredibly resilient. It's important to have hope.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 08, 2016 09:29 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Skookumchuk
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I do not entirely disagree.
I was set up for a robbery years ago late at night in a parking lot.
I think the only thing that changed their minds was the fact that they did not have the element of surprise and that I telegraphed I would fight if they tried anything.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:29 PM (hVdx9)
Yeah, the "needs a little TLC" homes are the bestest.
All the baseboard heat has been removed = needs tlc!
Posted by: Douchepickle says What? at April 08, 2016 09:29 PM (FiWED)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 08, 2016 09:26 PM (zOTsN)
I"m going to give her parents the benefit of the doubt right now, as they must still be in shock over her death.
Putting a murderer to death humanely isn't "honoring " her, it's honoring the value of life for the rest of us.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 08, 2016 09:29 PM (ph1j2)
**Business Plan: personalized gift squirrel tattoos**
Name a star after your loved one: old and busted
Tattoo a squirrel with your loved one's name: new and hot
**off to the patent office!**
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 08, 2016 08:33 PM (NeFrd)
But how do you make sure the squirrels eat the drugged nuts?"
Drug all the nuts.
Posted by: West at April 08, 2016 09:30 PM (Pr20w)
***
It's possible that some prick might take me out in a parking lot, but it won't be a surprise that he's near. With enough time he'll be dodging bullets all the way.
I do everything I can to not only actually be aware of my surroundings, but to send that message loud and clear with my body language.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 08, 2016 09:30 PM (SEXy3)
The president himself got on tv and told us the country was sick. But then it turned around. Our country is incredibly resilient. It's important to have hope.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
So who's the Reagan?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2016 09:31 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2016 09:32 PM (mv76s)
Posted by: Weasel at April 08, 2016 09:32 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: MAx at April 08, 2016 09:32 PM (LAliD)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 08, 2016 09:32 PM (9E2HE)
Posted by: MAx at April 08, 2016 09:34 PM (LAliD)
Not taking anything away from Apollo, but that
was a small spacecraft piloted by humans landing on a body with 1/6
Earth's gravity.
This was a big honking rocket as tall as the Statue of Liberty
coming down on a platform in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Both the
rocket and barge were completely automated.
This could not have been done 50 years ago. The computing power didn't exist.
Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2016 09:25 PM (sdi6R)
This couldn't have been done five years ago. This is huge. This is putting a bullet through a postage stamp from one hundred miles. In the dark. With your eyes closed. While Hillary makes sweet love to you.
The next time NASA purchases a soviet era rocket engine from Russia, which will be tomorrow, on account of our having won the space race and all, you'll remember that a private company landed a rocket on top of a piece of asphalt too small to play a game of softball on . While it was pitching up an down in the middle of the ocean, and Obama was reminding you that you're a pathetic racist.
Oh, and keeping with the current blog atmosphere...go Scruz!
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 08, 2016 09:34 PM (0IhFx)
The Falcon 9 landed autonomously on a tiny platform in a big ocean. It landed slightly off-center, but there was little room for error. If it was much farther off, it would have caught the edge and toppled into the sea.
The barge had to maintain a precise position, also autonomously, in order for the rocket to land safely.
Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2016 09:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 08, 2016 09:34 PM (9E2HE)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 08, 2016 09:34 PM (kBIIG)
Average cost of new bathroom is $8000. Shit, I could do it for less than that, I think. Tile. Toilet. Vanity. Paint. How hard is that.
New kitchen is like $20000. That I don't think I can do much better on.
Posted by: Douchepickle says What? at April 08, 2016 09:35 PM (FiWED)
I spent my formative years in a neighborhood where Crips gang members would come to visit relatives. I did not know that saying "Cuz" could get me killed in certain places. This was at the height of the crack wars.
My so called friends were little more than a wolf pack who constantly jockeyed for position. Machismo was the currency.
Justification for inflicting pain/suffering on non-players? It felt good/was fun.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:35 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
So who's the Reagan?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2016 09:31 PM (FkBIv)
Even if a Reagan came along I think the country is too far gone with the SWJs, FSA, Millennials and other assorted crooks and halfwits.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 08, 2016 09:36 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 08, 2016 09:31 PM (FkBIv)
And that, officer, is when the fight started.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 08, 2016 09:36 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: MAx at April 08, 2016 09:34 PM (LAliD)
I bet the seals were happy.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2016 09:37 PM (mv76s)
I do everything I can to not only actually be aware of my surroundings, but to send that message loud and clear with my body language.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead
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Walking tall? Aware of what's going on around you? Only the drug addled/stupid will try you.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:37 PM (hVdx9)
>> since then.
Apollo was brute-force by comparison. Go look at the Saturn V laying on its side in Florida. See that control box? A first-gen iPhone had more processing power.
Still, yes, miracles accomplished through sheer force of will and an amazing collection of brains fueled by $^6 and a few sidesteps and missteps and eventually LOR. Can't take that away from anyone.
I worked for Elon Musk once upon a time. Maybe I've said this before. Bright guy, struck me as not quite as bright as he thought he was, but once again force of will. And, damn, he took the $16M he got from Compaq to walk away from that startup and bought into what became Paypal and once he was seriously rich did he put it back into 'easy' software investments like the Google guys?
NO. He went and did hardware. Which is fucking HARD.
Ego, yeah, ridiculously so. He's on the mastheads as 'founder' at PayPal, SolarCity, Tesla and SpaceX, and neither of the first three are true. PayPal he bought into by getting the real founder entre' to some Sand Hill VC (and flipping his McLaren F1 into the ditch in the process). SolarCity was a simpatico investment in support of some fellow South Africans. Tesla he bought into, and almost destroyed, remolding the company into what he thought (probably rightly) it should be. SpaceX is his baby, from start to finish.
Sure, the latter three have gotten where they are due to various tax/subsidy/contract deals with Nasty Government. SolarCity's just one player out of dozens in the PV solar market. Tesla is where it is largely because of Arnold Schwarzenegger and AB32, but they've done brilliant product and the rules haven't been any different for them than anyone else, they've just done a much better job at gaming them. SpaceX plays on the same field with NASA and etc that ULA and the other space contractors do.
Elon's done the hard things, he's played the game according to the same rules as everyone else and so far he's done Great Shit, and I respect him endlessly for that.
Posted by: JEM at April 08, 2016 09:38 PM (o+SC1)
It starts at "ignition sequence begin", at T-8.9 secs on the countdown. That's when the gas generators are fired up that spin up the 20K HP turbo pumps on the five mighty F-1 engines on the first stage.
If you were riding that, at that point, the fun begins. At full thrust, those babies were burning 15 tons of kerosene and LOX per freaking second.
You'll see that might beast rise and the plume of exhaust. After she lifts off, the camera saturates from the brightness of the fireball for a few moments.
When they fire them, a massive water tank nearby was opened up, which dumped a deluge of cooling water into the exhaust trench and on and all around the launch pad. Without it, it would've slagged the whole launch pad and tower.
Just watch that, and you'll say "America, fuck yeah!". That was the last hurrah of the Greatest Generation. That was the America of old. It is not the lard assed pussies we've become.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 08, 2016 09:39 PM (DW+jj)
The Falcon 9 landed autonomously on a tiny platform in a big ocean. It landed slightly off-center, but there was little room for error. If it was much farther off, it would have caught the edge and toppled into the sea.
The barge had to maintain a precise position, also autonomously, in order for the rocket to land safely.
Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2016 09:34 PM (sdi6R)
I forgot to mention that wind and waves were involved, unlike the Moon.
Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2016 09:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: MAx at April 08, 2016 09:34 PM (LAliD)
I bet the seals were happy.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2016 09:37 PM (mv76s)
I bet the Navy is proud.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2016 09:41 PM (Dj0WE)
It is both a blessing and a curse.
It helps me protect my loved ones, but I know that really I cannot protect them completely.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:42 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2016 09:43 PM (8aOqE)
"Taking all of this into account, I feel that this is a time for me and the band to show solidarity for those freedom fighters. As a result, and with deepest apologies to our dedicated fans in Greensboro, we have canceled our show"
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 09:45 PM (8AdYN)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Amen
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 08, 2016 09:45 PM (yJwni)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2016 09:46 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 08, 2016 09:46 PM (jJRIy)
Go Navy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
But was "she" hot?
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:47 PM (hVdx9)
I have said this before and will say it again--by our adherence to the 3 precepts of our founding, we have flourished to the point of becoming the most exceptional country and people on this planet.
Those precepts--our bedrock--is still there, unchanged. You can refer to them at any time.
Now, they're merely covered with a layer of filth from the progressive left.
They need cleaning.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 08, 2016 09:47 PM (P/8aq)
This boycott of NC is an improvement. Now how to convince the progs that have moved there to leave in protest
Posted by: ThunderB at April 08, 2016 08:47 PM (zOTsN)
If we could just get the NAACP to boycott us. Wait, they don't like gheys either, never mind.
Posted by: Nip Sip at April 08, 2016 09:48 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 09:45 PM (8AdYN)
Fighting for the freedom to stick their dicks in the ladies' room!
A battle for the ages, indeed.
Ladies, it's your turn in the barrel.
http://bit.ly/1N0g5Bp
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 08, 2016 09:48 PM (wB8Tg)
http://tinyurl.com/za5d4xb
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2016 09:43 PM (8aOqE)
Yeah, he's good. I like Jim Jeffries and Titus too. Really though, most of the guys in the business these days are just douches.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2016 09:49 PM (Dj0WE)
around will surely agree. Communism and islamism were on the march.
Americans were held hostage and there was a military disaster. The
president himself got on tv and told us the country was sick. But then
it turned around. Our country is incredibly resilient. It's important to
have hope.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Amen
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 08, 2016 09:45 PM (yJwni)
And then we elected Obama.
http://tinyurl.com/j2zgck6
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 08, 2016 09:49 PM (0IhFx)
Posted by: MAx
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No. I was just eating ice cream.
Posted by: The Penguin at April 08, 2016 09:49 PM (ufy6O)
Believe me or not. Your call.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:49 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 08, 2016 09:49 PM (0IhFx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2016 09:49 PM (voOPb)
On the bright side, 70deg F, fishing, grilling, and women in the evening. Spring has finally arrived.
Posted by: Fritz at April 08, 2016 09:50 PM (+E2Y7)
"Your" country now thinks dudes in women's bathrooms are an inalienable right.
There is no quantity of rocket landings on barges that will un-fuck that kind of terminal stupidity.
Posted by: the Great Society at April 08, 2016 09:50 PM (6eDiu)
"Taking all of this into account, I feel that this is a time for me and the band to show solidarity for those freedom fighters. As a result, and with deepest apologies to our dedicated fans in Greensboro, we have canceled our show"
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 09:45 PM (8AdYN)
Freedom fighters? What a shit for brains no talent assclown
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 08, 2016 09:50 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:47 PM (hVdx9)
Spoken like a true Navy man.
Anchors away, seamen.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2016 09:50 PM (Dj0WE)
around will surely agree. Communism and islamism were on the march.
Americans were held hostage and there was a military disaster. The
president himself got on tv and told us the country was sick. But then
it turned around. Our country is incredibly resilient. It's important to
have hope.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
****
There were a lot more pro-America types back then. People who had seen the elephant in one way or another.
Sadly many have passed on. Decades of p*ssification is taking it's toll.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:51 PM (hVdx9)
Ted Cruz was "off-the-charts brilliant"-Prof. Alan Dershowitz. cum laude Princeton. National Debating Champion. Magna Cum Laude Harvard. Olin Fellow. Harvard Law Review Editor. Then clerked for Chief Justice Rehnquist.
Brilliant at the FTC, opening up e-commerce like Uber and stopping crony capitalism and net neutrality. Then after Dept. Atty. Gen. stint. he helped win Bush v. Gore.
As Solicitor Gen. in Texas, argued and won many conservative victories at the Supreme Court, including work on Heller 2nd Amend. landmark.
As Senator in stunning Tea Party victory, he sponsored 25 bills, shut down the Gummint over BomberCare, call Barky the leading state sponsor of terror for giving Iran 150 billion.
This man is the real deal, not a RINO squish and has the brainpower, firepower, guts and chops to back it up.
You should know.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 08, 2016 09:51 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:42 PM (hVdx9)
my dad taught us kids to think "like a criminal".....he wasn't one, and didn't want us to become one but he thought it was the best way for us to navigate through life and not become victims.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 08, 2016 09:52 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: ThunderB at April 08, 2016 08:47 PM (zOTsN)
^^^
Yes Yes Oh My Yes...they all sell their houses for ridiculous prices up north, move down here, buy a house in a subdivision for a fraction of what they made from the sale, and then try to make HERE into THERE...
Posted by: antisocialist at April 08, 2016 09:52 PM (9n14Y)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 09:52 PM (hVdx9)
NASA provided some seed money to help develop the Falcon 9 rocket and Dragon spacecraft, which can land with cargo, such as science experiments. I don't have the numbers handy, but I have read that the total NASA investment in SpaceX is approximately the cost of ONE shuttle flight, around $1B.
Beyond that, NASA is paying SpaceX about $1.4B for 12 cargo flights. That is fee for services rendered, and is no different than paying UPS to deliver a package. It is not a "subsidy".
Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2016 09:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: angela urkel at April 08, 2016 09:54 PM (K7Mcs)
Posted by: Merovign
Just as our Founding Persons of Nonspeciffic Gender envisioned when they fought and died for independence.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 09:56 PM (8AdYN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2016 09:56 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: angela urkel at April 08, 2016 09:54 PM (K7Mcs)
Surrender to the french and/or the muzzies?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2016 09:56 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Weasel at April 08, 2016 09:56 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 08, 2016 09:57 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: Weasel at April 08, 2016 09:57 PM (e3bId)
He's going to appease the minority (how many people does this law impact?), and p*ss off about 15,000 or so fans that had tickets for his show. Sure, they're getting refunds, but I wouldn't go see him after pulling this.
/of course, when Springsteen performs, it's like watching someone pass a kidney stone, so it's not like I'd pay for it in the first place.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at April 08, 2016 09:58 PM (MrV8Y)
And
then he brought us Obamatrade. Obamatrade, the Free Trade legislative
throat cutting law that takes the chore of slitting your own throat.
So remember, this election season, Scruz! He hearts dragging a ragged knife across your jugular!But he goes to church, and such!
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 08, 2016 09:58 PM (0IhFx)
Posted by: Long Island redneck at April 08, 2016 09:59 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
****
He was right. Criminals are opportunists. Their prey is specific. If they show certain traits they will be persued. While many criminals are dumb as a bag of hammers, some are quite clever. I would rather overestimate than underestimate.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 10:00 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 09:45 PM (8AdYN)
Pompous jackass. Like the people who bought the damn tickets (and would buy the t shirts and other crap) had anything to do with passing the law.
Posted by: antisocialist at April 08, 2016 10:01 PM (9n14Y)
Maybe Brucie is into the tranny thing. Kaitlyn Springsteen?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 08, 2016 10:02 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Josephistan at April 08, 2016 10:02 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Skookumchuk
****
Another wise man. My father was federal and state law enforcement. Yet, he could never have taught me what I learned from my so-called-friends.
he and I turned out very much alike. perhaps that is why is loss is especially keen for me. Kindred spirits.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 10:04 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Josephistan at April 08, 2016 10:02 PM (7qAYi)
I'm sure it was on Barry's. In fact, penis and men's room is probably a number one priority for that gloryhole attendant.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 08, 2016 10:05 PM (45oDG)
Unfortunately, they have to be beaten in the upcoming election, and that seems like a minor priority right now. Because the Obama Justice Machine is fostering this, and will likely continue unabated in the leftmost scenarios.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 08, 2016 10:08 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Weasel at April 08, 2016 10:08 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Easy, just start identifying as one.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 08:26 PM
Well stiop idenifiying as Katshit. That might work.
Be well all, I think it's time for bed. Work beckons tomorrow.
T
Posted by: Farmer at April 08, 2016 10:08 PM (o/90i)
http://tinyurl.com/j2zgck6
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 08, 2016 09:49 PM (0IhFx)
AND then we re-elected him!
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 08, 2016 10:09 PM (wYnyS)
it turned around. Our country is incredibly resilient. It's important to
have hope.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Yep, seems after Reagan was sworn in everything changed overnight. Attitudes mostly.
Charlie Daniels released his song- I think it was titled- In America, and Lee Greenwood with Proud To Be An American. Those songs would never have resonerated with the public during the Carter years.
They became a call to arms and a warm patriotic blanket to wrap ourselves in.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 10:10 PM (8AdYN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 08, 2016 10:10 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 08, 2016 10:11 PM (/WPPJ)
Posted by: Weasel at April 08, 2016 10:11 PM (e3bId)
Charlie Daniels released his song- I think it was titled- In America, and Lee Greenwood with Proud To Be An American. Those songs would never have resonerated with the public during the Carter years.
They became a call to arms and a warm patriotic blanket to wrap ourselves in.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 10:10 PM (8AdYN)
Chuck Norris movies became plentiful, G.I.Joe was the biggest kid's cartoon, it was a cultural shift. For a time.
Posted by: Josephistan at April 08, 2016 10:12 PM (7qAYi)
-
The irony is that everybody will be uncomfortable in public restrooms so a tiny minority will not. What is unacceptable for a tiny minority is hunky dory for everybody else.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 08, 2016 10:15 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Skookumchuk
****
Skook, perhaps I am thinking of another site (Flopping Aces?), but have not seen you in a while. Good to see you again.
P-38s? Drool.
It is kind of weird having been exposed to the gangbanger stuff. My white suburban cohorts really had no clue as to what could be out there.
Hopefully I opened their eyes a bit.
Evil comes in many forms. It is up to us to see it.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 10:17 PM (hVdx9)
Hi.
This is really tangential. I've had a difficult cumulative experience with police officers, despite my best intentions.
And I try to be polite. Really. But one time I was all "well yes, officer" and the guy got in my face about "it's Sergeant" or some such other title.
Are civilians really supposed to know what cops call themselves?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2016 10:18 PM (1xUj/)
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Posted by: freaked at April 08, 2016 10:19 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Josephistan
And Hollywood even had the marbles to release movies where the bad guys were the actual bad guys.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 10:19 PM (8AdYN)
Why begging does not work with predators.
1) They get off on it in some way
2) It convinces them you are less than human and are ok to murder
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 08, 2016 10:20 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Hrothgar at April 08, 2016 10:20 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 10:21 PM (8AdYN)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 10:24 PM (8AdYN)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 10:19 PM (8AdYN)
Speaking of, I've been wracking my brain trying to think of name of an 80s movie, there was a scene in which terrorists were attacking a typical Main Street, and this image of two dirkas just strolling down the street, lobbing grenades through shop windows. Ring a bell with anyone? It wasn't "Invasion USA", I've watched that recently.
Posted by: Josephistan at April 08, 2016 10:24 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2016 10:27 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 10:27 PM (8AdYN)
Falklins were relatively small military actions that let us move beyond
Vietnam.
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 10:24 PM (8AdYN)
We kicked their arse!
Posted by: HMS Sheffield at April 08, 2016 10:30 PM (0IhFx)
Posted by: AmeriDan at April 08, 2016 10:33 PM (8AdYN)
Posted by: General Belgrano at April 08, 2016 10:36 PM (yJwni)
Haven't seen a downside to this NC law yet. Be nice to have it passed here.
Posted by: mindful webworker - man! at April 08, 2016 11:07 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: sound track at April 09, 2016 12:05 AM (AG7GB)
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Posted by: pleasent at April 09, 2016 12:56 AM (AG7GB)
Posted by: pleasent at April 09, 2016 01:02 AM (AG7GB)
It's Dane County. They do that all the time and it gets overturned like clockwork. Totally corrupt Dem judge, I think was connected with the John Doe shit too. Like Travis County in TX.
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