Overnight Open Thread (4-4-2016)

Quote of the Day I

During a speech in Argentina, President Obama downplayed the differences between capitalism and communism, claiming that they are just "intellectual arguments".

Pro-capitalist intellectuals risk their lives to move to a free country. Funny you don't see pro-commie intellectuals doing the reverse.

-- Harvey at IMAO

Quote of the Day II

Nursing has become a competitive, spectator sport. No longer is it about precious, bonding time with your infant, it's about endless photos for social media 'likes,' and a seemingly insatiable desire by some mums to make everyone privy to the fact their breasts are fit for purpose. 

Comment of the Day - Good Deed Edition

So send flowers to your favorite porn star. It doesn't cost much, it feels good to do it, and those lovely ladies deserve a token of appreciation for their efforts.

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2016 02:49 AM (sdi6R)

Welcome to Modern Academia

From a recent Ph.D dissertation in geography accepted by the University of California at Santa Barbara:

Smart Cookies: The Gendered Spaces of Labor, Citizenship, and Nationalism in the Girl Scout Cookie Sale

Denise Goerisch

wedgirlscout

Why Hillary Got So Angry About the 'Fossil Fuel' Money Claims

The reason the charge makes her angry is that she knows it's "sticky" - the kind of idea that goes viral. She had faced the same question a few times in previous weeks, all due to an article published by the radical group Greenpeace detailing $300,000 in donations to Clinton from people who work in the oil and gas industries.

...A politician with a natural sense of the negative emotions roiling inside her own party would have foregone such gigs. Did she need the money? Please. Her husband made more than $100 million in speaking fees between 2001 and 2013, when she left government. Surely she could have borrowed a couple of bucks from him if she was short before payday.

But she didn't. She took the dough. And that helps to explain why she sputters with rage when confronted with the leftist-populist accusation she hasn't been hard enough on corporations like oil-and-gas producers closely tied to the "millionaires and billionaires" Sanders excoriates hourly.

angryhill3-photos-1

Related: Guess Who is Representing Hillary's Former Aides?

Hint:

DavidGregoryGun

Attention WI Morons: Decision Desk Needs Your Help

Hack of Panamanian Law Firm Reveals Corruption, Hidden Offshore Bank Accounts of World Leaders

Including $2 billion hidden away by Vladimir Putin alone along with secret accounts held by the former Prime Minister of Iraq Iyad Allawi, the King of Saudi Arabia, current President of Argentina Mauricio Macri, President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko, and Iceland's Prime Minister Sigmundur Davíð Gunnlaugsson.

Belgian Police Ban Anti-Islam Protest, End Up Using Water Cannons on Muslim Protesters

Related: Don't Worry Uncovered Ladies, It's Totally Safe in Molenbeek

This IRS Fire Is Probably Just Unfortunate Timing

Pointers for Tourists in Paris Cafés and Restaurants

- First and most importantly, begin every conversation in Paris with a smile and a loud "bonjour". This will eradicate at least 50% of all known problems. In the evening it's "bonsoir" of course. Even if the other person doesn't say it, you should do so cheerily and it will show them that you are a well-meaning and self-confident person, and that kind of person usually has a good time in Paris.

- Be aware that soft drinks, including mineral waters, cost a fortune. The French almost force kids to drink coffee and alcohol to save money. If you're offered water and don't want an expensive bottle just say "une carafe". They'll bring you one. And you can ask for a refill at any time. (The same goes for bread, by the way. You can ask for more at any time - within reason, of course.)

- Never break the two rules of a French café. Don't order a coffee at the bar then go and sit down. There are two different prices, and two different tills, for these orders. And don't go to a table laid for lunch or dinner and order just a drink. You're wasting everyone's time.

- At a café you can go and sit at any free table (while obeying the above rule). In a restaurant, always find a waiter or waitress and ask. There might be a waiting list or reservations.

Meet The Ogre of Edinburgh University

+3 on Raised Arm and Distressing Facial Expression attacks.

imogenogreedinu

The Man Who Killed Kitty Genovese Finally Dies in Prison

On March 13, 1964 Winston Moseley, a twenty-nine-year-old computer punch-card operator, spotted Kitty Genovese driving home from work around 3 in the morning. He followed her in his car and then sexually assaulted and stabbed her after she had parked her car at the Kew Gardens train station. Initially scared off by a neighbor yelling at him to leave her alone after she started screaming, he eventually returned and dragged her into a vestibule where he eventually killed her.

Everything else you've heard about the case is almost certainly wrong. A. M. Rosenthal, then editor of the New York Times, basically created a front page story with only a loose relationship to the actual facts in order to indict New Yorkers for their alleged callousness and indifference to a woman being murdered. And to sell newspapers.

Rounding Up the Usual Elmos

Many of the Times Square performers appear to be mentally ill. "I'm the Joker," said Keith Albahae in recent testimony to the council. He was seated next to a man in full Spiderman regalia. They fulminated about the injustice of having to remove their masks and makeup in order to appear before the council. Most of the costumed performers, however, are more mercenary, and it was for them that council members reserved somber statements about "hardworking people" doing "jobs." Transportation committee chair Ydanis Rodriguez argued that the council's proposal "will not put anyone out of business."

elmostimesquare

The Nuclear-Powered Manhole Cover: The Fastest Man-Made Object Ever

I've also heard this described as likely being the first ever man-made object put into orbit. (thanks to Zakn)

No Jail For Tickle Despite Sawed-Off Shotgun

And was this a cry for jail or what?

Tickle, was busted for driving on a suspended license with his illegal shotgun in plain view while driving at night in a vehicle with only one functioning headlight.

All that's missing is an open container, a girl in the trunk, and a little weaving across the divider.

ticklepromo-e1454433253872

'Iron Bar-Wielding Predator' Turns Out to Be Researcher Testing Water With a Plastic Test Tube

Admiral Ackbar, Dead at 93

ackbartrap1

Attention SJWs: You Need to Be Working On This Cultural Appropriator

dreadbieber

The Yahoo AoSHQ group - it's got electrolytes and shit.

Tonight's post brought to you by being "concerned' about shaming:

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Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Signup sheets for this month's cleaning crew are out. Looking at you HA newbies. Note: Moon now in Pisces - exercise appropriate caution.

Posted by: Maetenloch at 10:47 PM




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1 Yay! ONT!

Posted by: Country Singer at April 04, 2016 10:48 PM (GUBah)

2 Now to read the content...

Posted by: Country Singer at April 04, 2016 10:48 PM (GUBah)

3 Howdy y'all.

Posted by: Sixkiller at April 04, 2016 10:49 PM (szEUw)

4 Dang, if I hadn't bothered to read the content I could have been first.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 04, 2016 10:50 PM (dPpmC)

5 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at April 04, 2016 10:51 PM (sl+zA)

6 4 Dang, if I hadn't bothered to read the content I could have been first.

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I think I see the problem here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2016 10:52 PM (sl+zA)

7 Hey! In before 100 (at least) for a change.

Howdy, y'all. Now to see what the content contains, and then maybe I'll have something to comment upon.

Posted by: mindful webworker - what, me early? at April 04, 2016 10:52 PM (5a8XA)

8 Nice ONT, Maet. Cheers!

*clink*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2016 10:54 PM (sl+zA)

9 Four minutes to get to 6th comment? Hosers.

Posted by: FinalArbiterOfReality at April 04, 2016 10:54 PM (88ma+)

10 Howdy.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 10:55 PM (2MgRi)

11 Pardon me, I'm not Manterrupting anything am I?

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 10:56 PM (leBig)

12 So, who won the bet on the Over/Under Night Thread, heah?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 04, 2016 10:56 PM (McRlu)

13 The Future of Euthanasia: Harvesting Organs from Live Donors

Dutch and Belgian doctors are suggesting that perhaps the law regarding organ donors should be changed to allow the doctors to harvest the organs from still living patients as an act of euthanasia.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11446

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 04, 2016 10:57 PM (vBeA5)

14 >>>This IRS Fire Is Probably Just Unfortunate Timing<<<



Uh... it wasn't me. I always burn my own buildings down where I store my tax documents.

Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharpton at April 04, 2016 10:58 PM (H9MG5)

15 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 04, 2016 10:58 PM (YJmuy)

16 11 Pardon me, I'm not Manterrupting anything am I?

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Just leave the chalk outside, cowboy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2016 10:58 PM (sl+zA)

17 "Manterrupting" because a word meaning "to break in" isn't good enough anymore (insert rolly-eyed smiley here). The truth is, pretty soon *no* one will be able to say anything. And I suspect that's the point.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2016 10:59 PM (GDulk)

18 Woot woot ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2016 10:59 PM (voOPb)

19 Long ago back in college I would sometimes delve into the feminist literature lurking in the school library.

You could find it by following its green glow of evil.

During one of these adventures I saw the word patriarchy for the first time.

It was buried in a screed of fevered madness.

It escaped.

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2016 10:59 PM (MQEz6)

20 []

Posted by: Community Organizer at April 04, 2016 10:59 PM (GN7Er)

21 The man who yells at clouds was in Green Bay today. At least it wasn't Hildebeast.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 04, 2016 10:59 PM (ucDmr)

22 Dutch and Belgian doctors are suggesting that perhaps the law regarding organ donors should be changed to allow the doctors to harvest the organs from still living patients as an act of euthanasia.

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You gonna use that liver?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2016 10:59 PM (sl+zA)

23 Tickle for veep. I think it would work. Seems like a pretty regular guy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 04, 2016 11:01 PM (ucDmr)

24 Posted by: eman at April 04, 2016 10:59 PM (MQEz6)

I think the set-up of the book coming out that blends SJWs with Miskatonic university is genius. I'm looking forward to seeing how the idea is handled.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2016 11:01 PM (GDulk)

25 Hmm, why are people hiding income?

Is there some kind of tax on it?

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2016 11:02 PM (MQEz6)

26 Hi honey - shut up for a second - you do a much better job of emotionally dealing with your flat chest than she does, you know, the other skank who hates her self image!

Did I miss anything?

Posted by: FinalArbiterOfReality at April 04, 2016 11:02 PM (88ma+)

27 >>>Rounding Up the Usual Elmos

Let me guess: a casting call for a porn video.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2016 11:03 PM (R+30W)

28 The last photo makes me ill

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2016 11:03 PM (voOPb)

29 Hello, my friends in gray boxes!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:03 PM (rJUlF)

30 Examples of shaming:

3. Shaming other women

7. Shaming women for their emotions


LOL. I'd love to see a dictionary written by these retards.

Box n.

A box. You know, a box. Like, a box.

Example Usage: How do you spell box?
Example Usage: No, a fly is not a box.

You know ... a box.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2016 11:04 PM (zc3Db)

31 Yes, Kate, they are very nice. Awesome, even. But are they "fit for purpose?"

Posted by: Splunge at April 04, 2016 11:04 PM (iMxBJ)

32
29 Hello, my friends in gray boxes!
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:03 PM (rJUlF)

- - -

I identify my comments as red ovals.

Check your privilege

Posted by: Community Organizer at April 04, 2016 11:05 PM (GN7Er)

33 >>>During a speech in Argentina, President Obama downplayed the differences between capitalism and communism, claiming that they are just "intellectual arguments".

You have to admit that with the way that Obama practices capitalism, the differences with regard to communism are merely intellectual. Kind of like the differences between fascism and communism.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2016 11:05 PM (R+30W)

34 eman,

Today, on an acquaintance's Facebook, there was a picture of her windowsill herb garden. The caption: "I created life! Take that, patriarchy!"

She seemed like a smart young lady when I met her...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:06 PM (rJUlF)

35 So mansplaining and manspreading aren't enough? Now they've come up with manterrupting.

So if that photo was a college classroom or a workplace, no one had the balls to say, "This is stupid,"? Scary.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2016 11:06 PM (+lVUW)

36 A comment from the Ogre of Edinburgh article:

"It's like Lord of the Flies except with neutered retards."

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at April 04, 2016 11:06 PM (0mRoj)

37 I identify my comments as red ovals.

Check your privilege
Posted by: Community Organizer at April 04, 2016 11:05 PM (GN7Er)

Can't check my privilege without my trusty meter. It's broken. So's my "give-a-damn" meter.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:07 PM (rJUlF)

38 Capt WB you seem jovial

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2016 11:07 PM (voOPb)

39 Gimme the keys, you fuckin' cocksucker mothafucka'!!!!! arghblargargh! **wierd tongue action**

Posted by: Elmo McManus in The Usual Elmos at April 04, 2016 11:07 PM (H9MG5)

40 Hey everybody.

Captain Whitebread, any sanity from the girlfriend yet?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:07 PM (ntObR)

41 Yeah. The Red Guard seemed like neutered retards for a while too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2016 11:07 PM (sl+zA)

42 A bitch can interrupt a ho, but a ho can't interrupt a bitch.

There are exceptions.

Like a ho can interrupt a bitch if the bitch is bitching about another ho that the first ho knows and is okay wit.

Oh, gosh, what that offensive?


Posted by: eman at April 04, 2016 11:07 PM (MQEz6)

43 Isn't "manterrupting" gendered language?

Posted by: Mayday at April 04, 2016 11:08 PM (Fpcrv)

44 Breaker Breaker!

Posted by: Manimal Manterruptor at April 04, 2016 11:08 PM (FkBIv)

45 17 "Manterrupting" because a word meaning "to break in" isn't good enough anymore (insert rolly-eyed smiley here). The truth is, pretty soon *no* one will be able to say anything. And I suspect that's the point.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2016 10:59 PM (GDulk)

That is precisely the point. No unapproved speech, expression, gesture or thought will be tolerated.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at April 04, 2016 11:08 PM (0mRoj)

46 qdpsteve,

Yeah, she's talking to me at least.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:09 PM (rJUlF)

47 >>>No Jail For Tickle Despite Sawed-Off Shotgun

Sawed-off shotguns shouldn't be illegal anyway, so I would say there is more justice with no jail than there would be with it.

Even if the guy is a retard.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2016 11:09 PM (R+30W)

48 Oh, geez. I see that I'm famous now.

It's not like I proposed to her or anything.


Seriously, if there's a porn star or internet vixen that you like, send 'em flowers. Why not?

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2016 11:09 PM (sdi6R)

49 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at April 04, 2016 11:06 PM (0mRoj)

Is the Ogre of Edinburgh also known as The Girl Who Lifted Her Hand? No, don't be silly, of course I didn't read the article. And I'm much to lazy to go back up and do so now.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2016 11:09 PM (GDulk)

50 Check your privilege
Posted by: Community Organizer at April 04, 2016 11:05 PM (GN7Er)

Sure. But first, you will blow me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at April 04, 2016 11:09 PM (0mRoj)

51 MH! How was Jethro?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 04, 2016 11:09 PM (ucDmr)

52 A comment from the Ogre of Edinburgh article:

"It's like Lord of the Flies except with neutered retards."

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at April 04, 2016 11:06 PM (0mRoj)


ROFLMAO! That makes two of us, now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2016 11:09 PM (zc3Db)

53 36 A comment from the Ogre of Edinburgh article:
"It's like Lord of the Flies except with neutered retards."
Can't. Stop. Laughing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at April 04, 2016 11:06 PM (0mRoj)


Awesomely funny. But at the rate things are going, some university is going to adopt it as their school slogan, and chisel it into stone on a pillar.

Imagine being the future archaeologist who digs that one up.

Posted by: Splunge at April 04, 2016 11:09 PM (iMxBJ)

54 17 "Manterrupting" because a word meaning "to break in" isn't good enough anymore (insert rolly-eyed smiley here). The truth is, pretty soon *no* one will be able to say anything. And I suspect that's the point.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2016 10:59 PM (GDulk)


Exactly. Shut up, and pay your taxes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2016 11:10 PM (+lVUW)

55 50 Check your privilege
Posted by: Community Organizer at April 04, 2016 11:05 PM (GN7Er)

Sure. But first, you will blow me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at April 04, 2016 11:09 PM (0mRoj

- - -

Triggered.

Posted by: Community Organizer at April 04, 2016 11:10 PM (GN7Er)

56 >>Sure. But first, you will blow me.


Ahhh, the Classics.

One never tires of them.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 11:10 PM (leBig)

57 'Lo, 'rons....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 04, 2016 11:11 PM (EzgxV)

58 So the nursing thing...

It's fucking hard to be a mother these days. If you don't nurse random strangers will come chastise you for daring to feed your baby formula.

If you do nurse, and you dare do so in public, even in a dark corner with a nursing cover, random strangers will come up to you and ask you to go somewhere else.

I'd love to be left the hell alone, but like everything else in society, you will be made to care.

Posted by: Lauren at April 04, 2016 11:11 PM (u6fQl)

59 Posted by: Mayday at April 04, 2016 11:08 PM (Fpcrv)

I know, right? And they have to drag guys into it as if women aren't capable of shredding each other with no help at all.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2016 11:11 PM (GDulk)

60 Captain, good to hear.

What is she saying?

If it's "I'm waiting for my apology," I think it's time to block her online and forget her phone number.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:11 PM (ntObR)

61 A new challenge for medical science. The need for a better fartometer.

http://tinyurl.com/j3prdt9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 04, 2016 11:11 PM (Nwg0u)

62 Well, I see some noise about Chase limiting withdrawals. They are blaming "criminal activity", not any silent bank runs (the smart money, the insiders, always are the first to leave the burning theater). They allowed some unlimited dollar amount withdrawals, they say, with $100 bills, and some were withdrawing thousands of dollars at a time.

Of course they would say something like that.

And in the boobs and flat chests, I'll tell you one thing. Boobs, or lack of them, have never been a deal breaker. But butts have. I remember a few times seeing something nice from the front, hey, hey hey! I perked up, and then, subtly checking out the rear area, saw a flat, lanky teenage boy looking butt, and that just deflated my sails right then and there.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 04, 2016 11:11 PM (DW+jj)

63 Is the Ogre of Edinburgh also known as The Girl Who Lifted Her Hand? No, don't be silly, of course I didn't read the article. And I'm much to lazy to go back up and do so now.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2016 11:09 PM (GDulk)

Those who are lazy do not get hand raising.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at April 04, 2016 11:12 PM (0mRoj)

64 Nursing has become a competitive, spectator sport. No longer is it about precious, bonding time with your infant, it's about endless photos for social media 'likes,' and a seemingly insatiable desire by some mums to make everyone privy to the fact their breasts are fit for purpose.
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Once again, we present the culture of narcissism.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 04, 2016 11:12 PM (T/5A0)

65
48 Oh, geez. I see that I'm famous now.

It's not like I proposed to her or anything.


Seriously, if there's a porn star or internet vixen that you like, send 'em flowers. Why not?
Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2016 11:09 PM (sdi6R)

Like what sort of flowers?



Posted by: eman at April 04, 2016 11:12 PM (MQEz6)

66 47: No worse than Biden. Bet he never blew out his front door. Prolly doesn't have one. Still say he would make a good veep.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 04, 2016 11:12 PM (ucDmr)

67 Oh, geez. I see that I'm famous now.

It's not like I proposed to her or anything.

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2016 11:09 PM (sdi6R)


Didn't you make that comment a couple of weeks ago? I remember that exact discussion in another thread ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2016 11:13 PM (zc3Db)

68 Oh, gosh, what that offensive?




I was going to be offended, but then I realized I have no idea what you said.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 04, 2016 11:13 PM (YJmuy)

69 "Isn't "manterrupting" gendered language?"


"Shut up!" they said.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 11:13 PM (2MgRi)

70 It's a death trap!

Posted by: Erik Bauersfeld at April 04, 2016 11:13 PM (EFl1M)

71 Back in the old days, and this wasn't that long ago, breast feeding wasn't anything to be concerned about. That's how babies were fed. BFD. My father remembers, as a boy, in church, main sanctuary (they didn't have nurseries and all that stuff then), women would breast feed right there during services.

And no one thought a damn thing about it. A baby would cry, and mom would feed it, right there. It was done discreetly, and no one gave it a second thought.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 04, 2016 11:14 PM (DW+jj)

72 >> It's a death trap!


It's a Suicide Rap!

Posted by: The Boss at April 04, 2016 11:15 PM (leBig)

73 26 Hi honey - shut up for a second - you do a much better job of emotionally dealing with your flat chest than she does, you know, the other skank who hates her self image!

Did I miss anything?
Posted by: FinalArbiterOfReality at April 04, 2016 11:02 PM (88ma+)


Funny, but the best way to body shame a woman is to remark on her fat ass. Flat chests may matter more to men, but big butts are what concern most women.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2016 11:15 PM (+lVUW)

74 We gotta get out while we're young...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:15 PM (ntObR)

75
If you don't nurse random strangers...

Huh?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 04, 2016 11:15 PM (FkBIv)

76 What is she saying?

If it's "I'm waiting for my apology," I think it's time to block her online and forget her phone number.

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She's saying she could have been mistaken. So, I guess that's a start.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:15 PM (rJUlF)

77 Examples of shaming:

3. Shaming other women

7. Shaming women for their emotions

It was evidently a brain strain for the nimrod who created that list to come up with 7 examples of shaming.

I am all in favor of shaming her as well as any idiots who take that stupid list seriously.

Grow the hell up.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at April 04, 2016 11:16 PM (P8951)

78 "I was going to be offended, but then I realized I have no idea what you said."


Can I be offended by that...?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 11:16 PM (2MgRi)

79 Shaming is useful in getting damned fools to reel it in a bit, so it is no surprise that they hate it.

Posted by: DaveM at April 04, 2016 11:16 PM (WFjXF)

80 Funny, but the best way to body shame a woman is to remark on her fat
ass. Flat chests may matter more to men, but big butts are what concern
most women.


I got this.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at April 04, 2016 11:16 PM (YJmuy)

81 73 Flat chests may matter more to men, but big butts are what concern most women.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2016 11:15 PM (+lVUW)


Not a problem. Not a problem at all.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at April 04, 2016 11:16 PM (iMxBJ)

82 "Manterrupting" is a microaggression against persons of penis.

Posted by: filbert at April 04, 2016 11:16 PM (0gq/a)

83 65

Like what sort of flowers?



Posted by: eman at April 04, 2016 11:12 PM (MQEz6)


A bouquet of roses, I believe. It was on her Amazon wish list. Click, done. It was easy.

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2016 11:16 PM (sdi6R)

84 Like what sort of flowers?

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2016 11:12 PM (MQEz6)


Tulips.

They're for the organ...

Posted by: The Hat-chica-wa-wa at April 04, 2016 11:16 PM (vBeA5)

85 Can I be offended by that...?

I honestly don't know if it's possible.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 04, 2016 11:17 PM (YJmuy)

86 65 Like what sort of flowers?
Posted by: eman at April 04, 2016 11:12 PM (MQEz6)


Pussy willow?

Posted by: Splunge at April 04, 2016 11:17 PM (iMxBJ)

87 35--- "So mansplaining and manspreading aren't enough? Now they've come up with manterrupting."
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But you must not use gendered language to express positives/negatives!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 04, 2016 11:17 PM (T/5A0)

88 >>Flat chests may matter more to men, but big butts are what concern most women.


They aren't fond of you pointing out their hag hairs, either.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 11:17 PM (leBig)

89 >>>Meet The Ogre of Edinburgh University

Actually, she is more of a snowflake than an ogre.

Imogen Wilson
"I totally do believe in safe space and the principles behind it," she told the Telegraph. "It's supposed to enhance free speech and not shut it down, and give everyone a chance to feel like they can contribute.

Safe space is essential for us to have a debate where everyone can speak, but it can't become a tool for the hard left to use when they disagree with people."


She thinks safe spaces are great, as long as those anti free speech rules are used against the bad people. She just objects to them being applied to her.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2016 11:18 PM (R+30W)

90 Nuclear-Powered Manhole Cover

By heaven, this is the kind of content that makes the ONT the finest info source on the inrtawebz!

We must begin a satellite search of the area for that nuclear melted plug. Belongs in the Smithsonian!

Or, alternatively, woudn't it make the perfect gift to one's favorite pr0n star?

Posted by: mindful webworker - Find the Pascal-A Manhole Cover! at April 04, 2016 11:18 PM (5a8XA)

91 Like what sort of flowers?

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2016 11:12 PM (MQEz6)


If it's a BDSM pr0n star, gympie gympie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2016 11:18 PM (zc3Db)

92 "you don't nurse random strangers... "

Hahaha yeah don't do that.

Posted by: Lauren at April 04, 2016 11:18 PM (u6fQl)

93 what's it called when a basketball player farts?

a fragrant foul.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 04, 2016 11:18 PM (WTSFk)

94 A bouquet of roses, I believe. It was on her Amazon wish list. Click, done. It was easy.
Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2016 11:16 PM (sdi6R)

- - -

Wait. You're serious, aren't you?

Posted by: Community Organizer at April 04, 2016 11:19 PM (GN7Er)

95 "Manterrupting" because a word meaning "to break in" isn't good enough anymore (insert rolly-eyed smiley here). The truth is, pretty soon *no* one will be able to say anything. And I suspect that's the point.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2016 10:59 PM (GDulk)


No one except the enforcers of the rules, because they're more equal than others.

And acting for the good of us all.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 04, 2016 11:19 PM (uURQL)

96 what's it called when a chicken runs on the court?

now there's your flagrant fowl.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 04, 2016 11:20 PM (WTSFk)

97 Thanks for the ONT Maet, you do a great job here.

Last night we were in Milwaukee, blocked at the Intercontinental, some azzhole had gotten that IP blocked.

Contacted Maet and he was a kind soul and responded. Wasn't a fix he could do, needed a pixy fix. Can I just say...F*@#k you pixy.

Posted by: Farmer at April 04, 2016 11:20 PM (o/90i)

98 * clang *

:-D

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 04, 2016 11:21 PM (WTSFk)

99 Towel, please.

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2016 11:21 PM (MQEz6)

100 No one except the enforcers of the rules, because they're more equal than others.



And acting for the good of us all.


https://youtu.be/ljnT49jU9vM (sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 04, 2016 11:21 PM (YJmuy)

101 "The reason the charge makes her angry is that she knows it's 'sticky' - the kind of idea that goes viral."

And Clinton hasn't been hit yet on how, while she claims she's a foe of Wall Street malfeasance and white-collar crime, she herself:

-- Gives private speeches to the likes of Goldman Sachs executives
-- Refuses to release the transcripts of those speeches
-- Has a son-in-law who runs a hedge fund
-- Has a son-in-law's father who did hard time for white-collar crime
-- Has a husband who flew on multiple occasions to Pedo Island aboard the private jet of Wall Street honcho and convict Jeffrey Epstein.

You could even take it further than that, and mention Bill having signed into law the repeal of the Glass-Steagall law, but that's getting into wonk territory. Probably two voters in a hundred know what that law did and what the consequences of repeal were. Really, just repeating the five points above should get the job done.

Oh, it might also be useful to point out that the son-in-law's hedge fund isn't a star performer, but that powerful interests keep handing the kid tons of money to "invest". Wonder why that might be?

Posted by: torquewrench at April 04, 2016 11:21 PM (noWW6)

102 Mansplaining - a man explaining something. It's offensive.

Manspreading - a man putting his legs apart. It's offensive.

Manfixing - a man fixing your car or appliances. It's offensive.

Posted by: Splunge at April 04, 2016 11:21 PM (iMxBJ)

103 PRIME DIRECTIVE re: FUCKING UP:

If you know you're going to be doing something fucked up, DO NOT FUCK UP WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING UP.

i.e., If you know you're going to be robbing a convenience store, make sure that the tail lights work and inspection sticker is up to date.

Posted by: CozMark at April 04, 2016 11:21 PM (CbGSW)

104
Ogeruppt (v.) - To make inappropriate gestures

Posted by: Social Justice Police at April 04, 2016 11:21 PM (RrDm2)

105 Good content tonight Maet. I was in Times Square on Saturday, and I saw the shittiest looking Hulk. He was about 5'4", and had a Halloween Hulk mask & a puffy jacket spray-painted green.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 04, 2016 11:22 PM (7qAYi)

106 40 Hey everybody.

Captain Whitebread, any sanity from the girlfriend yet?
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:07 PM (ntObR)

"Sanity" and "girlfriend" are typically mutually exclusive.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at April 04, 2016 11:22 PM (0mRoj)

107 He: Knock, knock?

She: Who's...

He: Manterrupter!

Posted by: mindful webworker - Oh, were you not done speaking, honey? at April 04, 2016 11:24 PM (5a8XA)

108 Manfixing - a man fixing your car or appliances. It's offensive.

Posted by: Splunge at April 04, 2016 11:21 PM (iMxBJ)

No, no, no, Manfixing means *I* didn't have to fix it. It's *wonderful*.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2016 11:24 PM (GDulk)

109 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2016 11:18 PM (R+30W)

You're right, she is a snowflake but she is concerned about the rise of anti-Antisemitism in Europe (and thinks that is the reason she was singled out, which is probably true) so she's not quite as boneheaded as the Joo hating snowflakes. She's managed to avoid being completely brainwashed by the left.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at April 04, 2016 11:24 PM (P8951)

110 ""Sanity" and "girlfriend" are typically mutually exclusive."

I think you may be "shaming" there, comrade.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 11:24 PM (2MgRi)

111 110 ""Sanity" and "girlfriend" are typically mutually exclusive."

I think you may be "shaming" there, comrade.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 11:24 PM (2MgRi)

I do so boldly and without apology.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at April 04, 2016 11:24 PM (0mRoj)

112 87 35--- "So mansplaining and manspreading aren't enough? Now they've come up with manterrupting."
-----------
But you must not use gendered language to express positives/negatives!


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 04, 2016 11:17 PM (T/5A0)


I am MUCH more often interrupted by Women, than Men...

So I guess Bitchterupting is still OK?

Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2016 11:24 PM (qf6WZ)

113 Bob Newhart offers timeless advice to Mad TV's Mo Collins:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zauydun
(long, but very good... especially for snowflakes)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 04, 2016 11:25 PM (xki5G)

114 Since when did Energy industry employees become like SS prison guards? All of those people at Hillary's rally, including Little Miss Greenpeace, used energy products to get there and to get to their warm homes afterward. Yet they look down their noses at the people who made it possible?

Their Climate Change Religion has turned them into Geothermal Jimmy Swaggarts, waving their judgmental fingers at others while keeping a Hi-Grade girlfriend on the dirty side of town.

Another irony is the constant bitching about Citizens United while the real and massive public corruption and bribery over at the Clinton Grift & Thrift Foundation goes unmentioned. I think James Comey is about to mention it.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 04, 2016 11:25 PM (Ndje9)

115 >>saw a flat, lanky teenage boy looking butt, and that just deflated my sails right then and there.

Yeah, I know. Too old, right?

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 04, 2016 11:25 PM (c7vUv)

116 2. Comments made because they are "concerned"


If you can't concern troll a feminist,what's the point of trolling?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2016 11:25 PM (R+30W)

117 107 He: Knock, knock?

She: Who's...

He: Manterrupter!

Posted by: mindful webworker - Oh, were you not done speaking, honey? at April 04, 2016 11:24 PM (5a8XA)


LandSharkTerrupter!

Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2016 11:26 PM (qf6WZ)

118 Is the Ogre of Edinburgh also known as The Girl Who Lifted Her Hand? No, don't be silly, of course I didn't read the article. And I'm much to lazy to go back up and do so now.

I think she just needed the bathroom and wanted to ask if the bathrooms were gender fluid, you know, like they are supposed to be.

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at April 04, 2016 11:26 PM (lAXNl)

119 Villanova at the buzzer!

Posted by: tu3031 at April 04, 2016 11:26 PM (qJhUV)

120 So, whenever I'm on the air giving the rules to a contest, I could be potentially mansplaining to thousands of women at once.

Behold the power of radio!

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:26 PM (rJUlF)

121 gender fluid

Ewwwwww!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:27 PM (0mRoj)

122 121 gender fluid

Ewwwwww!

Is that next to the brake fluid or the transmission fluid?

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:28 PM (rJUlF)

123 Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:26 PM (rJUlF)

You, you *Monster*!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2016 11:28 PM (GDulk)

124 gender fluid
---------

Spay that stuff with Clorox before mopping it up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2016 11:29 PM (RrDm2)

125 So David Gregory has a wife, wonder what she saw in him besides a paycheck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2016 11:29 PM (voOPb)

126 123

Yeah, I know. Gotta keep the patriarchy in power, don'cha know.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:29 PM (rJUlF)

127 The team with the Cat mascot won.

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 04, 2016 11:30 PM (ADIwO)

128 Look for 'The Jim Varney Story: Vern We Hardly Knew Ya' coming Christmas 2016. I star and direct.

Posted by: Anthony Hopkins at April 04, 2016 11:30 PM (EFl1M)

129 From time to time we all fall down and hurt our foo-foo.

'Sup morons.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 04, 2016 11:30 PM (6FqZa)

130 125 So David Gregory has a wife, wonder what she saw in him besides a paycheck
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2016 11:29 PM (voOPb)

I always assumed he was a homo.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:30 PM (0mRoj)

131 94
Wait. You're serious, aren't you?
Posted by: Community Organizer at April 04, 2016 11:19 PM (GN7Er)



Yep, 'fraid so.

Those ladies deserve a token of appreciation now and then, don't you think? What woman doesn't like to get flowers? Maybe I made her day.

Like I said, it felt good to do it.

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2016 11:30 PM (sdi6R)

132 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2016 11:29 PM (RrDm2)

That's certainly an appropriate typo. Assuming it *was* a typo, of course.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2016 11:30 PM (GDulk)

133 Gender fluid works on ball joints or so I've been told

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2016 11:31 PM (voOPb)

134 ... is to remark on her fat ass.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2016 11:15 PM


A recent study found that slightly overweight women lived longer then men who mentioned it to them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 04, 2016 11:31 PM (sOhww)

135 even though i'm not into basketball, i think forbin's colossus is preferable to skynet because colossus would let the humans have basketball games to enjoy themselves. skynet would just wipe everyone out. but that's just one opinion.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 04, 2016 11:31 PM (WTSFk)

136 I'm here for 27 minutes, it would seem

Posted by: jake at April 04, 2016 11:31 PM (ltl42)

137 Hi, farmer, chavez and MH. You were in Milwaukee yesterday, farmer? You got all 4 seasons in one day- what bizarre weather. It went from cold and snowing in the morning to 60 degrees in the afternoon and then the temp dropped.

I believe it's God's way of punishing us for even considering Joanne Kloppenburg for SC Judge. Did I say I hate her? I hate her.

Good night all, up early tomorrow to get to the polls before work. It's odd to have the Wisconsin primary actually mean something - the nomination is usually in the bag for someone at this point.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at April 04, 2016 11:31 PM (P8951)

138 Villanova wins

Posted by: Neo at April 04, 2016 11:31 PM (e8kgV)

139 131 94
Wait. You're serious, aren't you?
Posted by: Community Organizer at April 04, 2016 11:19 PM (GN7Er)


Yep, 'fraid so.

Those ladies deserve a token of appreciation now and then, don't you think? What woman doesn't like to get flowers? Maybe I made her day.

Like I said, it felt good to do it.
Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2016 11:30 PM (sdi6R)

Oh the Internet is for porn!
The Internet is for porn!
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:32 PM (0mRoj)

140 So David Gregory has a wife, wonder what she saw in him besides a paycheck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2016 11:29 PM (voOPb)


A forehead you could park a truck on.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2016 11:32 PM (zc3Db)

141 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2016 11:29 PM (RrDm2)

That's certainly an appropriate typo. Assuming it *was* a typo, of course.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
----------
Heh.
Nope. Fat Finger Fail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2016 11:32 PM (eeTCA)

142 During a speech in Argentina, President Obama downplayed the differences between capitalism and communism, claiming that they are just "intellectual arguments".


I'm sure the distinction is totally lost on a charter member of Club 85.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 04, 2016 11:33 PM (oKE6c)

143 "http://preview.tinyurl.com/zauydun "


That's pretty good.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 11:33 PM (2MgRi)

144 Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:30 PM (0mRo

I snorted loud on that one. Thanks insomniac

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2016 11:33 PM (voOPb)

145 well that was not expected, although I should have known Teh Horde would see the possibilities.

Posted by: free tibet, and all that other sh*t at April 04, 2016 11:33 PM (lAXNl)

146 qdpsteve,

Yeah, she's talking to me at least.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:09 PM (rJUlF)

So who made the first move?

Also, hola all.

Posted by: Blano at April 04, 2016 11:33 PM (uiVGU)

147 137: Donna, my hate for Kloppy knows no bounds. Outright fuckin commie. Worse than Bernie. This state deserves that freak of nature. We are boned.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 04, 2016 11:34 PM (ucDmr)

148 Posted by: jake at April 04, 2016 11:31 PM (ltl42)

I'm here for the time it takes to knit 6 inches of 2X2 rib at 6 row to the inch. I wonder which of us will be here longer (although commenting certainly kills my knitting speed).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2016 11:34 PM (GDulk)

149 74-74 with 0:04 to go
Villanova shoots 3-pointer at buzzer
77-74 nova

Posted by: Neo at April 04, 2016 11:34 PM (e8kgV)

150 144 Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:30 PM (0mRo

I snorted loud on that one. Thanks insomniac
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2016 11:33 PM (voOPb)

I aim to please!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:34 PM (0mRoj)

151 Also, hola all.

Posted by: Blano at April 04, 2016 11:33 PM (uiVGU)


Didn't you read the main post? It's "bonsoir all".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2016 11:34 PM (zc3Db)

152 What woman doesn't like to get flowers?
Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2016 11:30 PM


I have never understood why receiving the amputated sexual organs of plants has such a salubrious effect.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 04, 2016 11:35 PM (sOhww)

153 I was once kind enough to send flowers on my celebrity crush at the time, Justine Bateman.

She was kind enough to respond with a restraining order. Sigh.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:35 PM (ntObR)

154 "Look for 'The Jim Varney Story: Vern We Hardly Knew Ya' '

This is good. Varney got the respect and credit that he deserved for his work.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 11:35 PM (2MgRi)

155 109 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2016 11:18 PM (R+30W)

You're right, she is a snowflake but she is concerned about the rise of anti-Antisemitism in Europe (and thinks that is the reason she was singled out, which is probably true) so she's not quite as boneheaded as the Joo hating snowflakes. She's managed to avoid being completely brainwashed by the left.

Posted by: DonnaV (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at April 04, 2016 11:24 PM (P8951)

++++

I got that. But the reason she is getting play is because of the free speech issue, and she is no hero on that front.

Kind of like that twit from the other day with the dreadlocks. After the video comes out he puts up another video saying he buys into the whole cultural appropriation ideology. He just felt it was misapplied to him because the Egyptians and the Vikings, and so on had also wore dreadlocks. Not exactly a warrior in the fight.
http://tinyurl.com/hxljhsn (youtube)

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2016 11:36 PM (R+30W)

156 Bonsoir y'all!

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 04, 2016 11:36 PM (sOhww)

157 A wed wose! How womantic!

Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at April 04, 2016 11:36 PM (0mRoj)

158 On March 13, 1964 Winston Moseley, a twenty-nine-year-old computer punch-card operator,


... who, it turns out, with the help of a time machine could have been a son of Obama ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 04, 2016 11:36 PM (oKE6c)

159 And Twitter blows up with crying Michael Jordon memes.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 04, 2016 11:36 PM (CTvSA)

160 I was once kind enough to send flowers on my celebrity crush at the time, Justine Bateman.



She was kind enough to respond with a restraining order. Sigh.


At least you know she cares. Not about you, but she cares.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 04, 2016 11:36 PM (YJmuy)

161 Someone linked to a Youtube of the "Chuckles Bites the Dust" episode of MTM in the last thread, and I had to watch the highlights and the ending. Still laughing out loud even though I just about knew it by heart.

That was good TV back in the day.

And that must mean that the copyright has expired on the MTM shows? Hell, I thought they extended those out 1000 years or something.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 04, 2016 11:37 PM (DW+jj)

162 Captain Whitebread: She's saying she could have been mistaken. So, I guess that's a start.

"Could have been." If she gets all the way to "okay, I was wrong, and I was just irrationally upset that I was wrong, after getting all dolled up on the wrong day," you may have a keeper.

Best wishes of success for the Cap'n.

Does she have a click-link for roses you can send her on her pr0n site?

Posted by: mindful webworker - women! amiright, guys?! at April 04, 2016 11:37 PM (5a8XA)

163 >>She was kind enough to respond with a restraining order. Sigh.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Should have skipped the tribute photo

Posted by: Aviator at April 04, 2016 11:37 PM (c7vUv)

164 Didn't you read the main post? It's "bonsoir all".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2016 11:34 PM (zc3Db)


In southern France, it's "bonsoir, y'all."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 04, 2016 11:37 PM (oKE6c)

165 Content could fill 2 ONTs
You do treat us right Maet, thanks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2016 11:37 PM (voOPb)

166 I always assumed he was a homo.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:30 PM

----------

You suck one dick....

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2016 11:37 PM (sl+zA)

167 Blanco, LOL.

Actually it didn't happen.

I am tempted to send some to Mila Kunis. I'd figure there's only a 5% chance at best she'd even ever know about it, but guess it would be fun. Maybe I could get an autographed pic back.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:38 PM (ntObR)

168 Yeah, send her your ear instead.

Posted by: Van Gogh at April 04, 2016 11:38 PM (DW+jj)

169 "She was kind enough to respond with a restraining order. "



Hey, you got her attention at least.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 11:38 PM (2MgRi)

170 So using "gendered language" in a positive/negative way is shaming.

Followed by Manteruppting.

It's like whoever wrote that list wasn't paying any attention to what they were writing.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 04, 2016 11:38 PM (6n332)

171 166 I always assumed he was a homo.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:30 PM
----------
You suck one dick....
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2016 11:37 PM (sl+zA)



Well, he never sucked more than one at a time. Does that count?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 04, 2016 11:38 PM (oKE6c)

172 1. Your tits aren't nearly as saggy as Joan's are, Kelly.

Posted by: Shane Shame at April 04, 2016 11:39 PM (UbeIw)

173 Aviator, the love letter written in blood might have been a bit disturbing.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:39 PM (ntObR)

174 162 Captain Whitebread: She's saying she could have been mistaken. So, I guess that's a start.

I suggest waterboarding until you get a proper confession and apology.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:39 PM (0mRoj)

175 Blano,

It was me. I left a comment about a funny picture she had on her Facebook timeline.

I've been thinking about it, and I wonder...we've been dating, as our schedules allow, for five months. I'm always the one to call or text or message first. She never initiates them. I don't know if that's anything to be concerned about. The only other person I dated was my ex-wife, and she had no problems with picking up the phone just to say hello.

The more I think about it, the more I wonder if the feeling's mutual between us.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:39 PM (rJUlF)

176 Today, on an acquaintance's Facebook, there was a picture of her windowsill herb garden. The caption: "I created life! Take that, patriarchy!"

She seemed like a smart young lady when I met her...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:06 PM (rJUlF)


She actually thinks anyone, male or female, is impressed with the fact that she planted a few herb seeds and they grew? Yikes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2016 11:39 PM (+lVUW)

177 Ricardo, LOL.

Given Justine's not exactly burning up the charts anymore, who knows, maybe if I actually did send her some I could get some sort of positive response.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:39 PM (ntObR)

178 David Gregory is the perfect she-man


Posted by: jake at April 04, 2016 11:40 PM (ltl42)

179 Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2016 11:36 PM (R+30W)

Yeah, neither Hand Raiser or Dreadlocks Boy are bright enough to put two and two together: Gee, if these people picked on me unfairly, you think maybe they're just bullies who have picked on other people unfairly as well?

Nah. My case is special, because I know I'm good.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at April 04, 2016 11:40 PM (P8951)

180 Insomniac, I like your method of thinking... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:40 PM (ntObR)

181 2. I'm concerned that you're not pulling your weight around here, Francine, and that means an awful lot for a woman of your size.

Posted by: Shane Shame at April 04, 2016 11:40 PM (UbeIw)

182 Evening horde.


Geebus how can anyone sit through that shaming seminar.

*apologies for the microaggression. I know the 'ettes are thin skinned and get offended easily.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 04, 2016 11:40 PM (hlMPp)

183 3. Nice pants-suit, Hillary. Now I know why you were barking the other day. Arf! Arf! Arf!

Posted by: Shane Shame at April 04, 2016 11:41 PM (UbeIw)

184 I know this sounds weird, but I think Villanova winning the NCAA championship is a good omen. The last Philly sports team to win a championship was the 2008 Phillies. After that, my life has gone downhill. The Bamster got elected - twice, my mom got very sick, and I lost my job that I held for nearly 15 years & still haven't found full time work. Maybe these dark times will end with another Philadelphia championship.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 04, 2016 11:41 PM (7qAYi)

185 Captain Whitebread, those are excellent points.

As I said before, maybe this person is just plain messed up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:41 PM (ntObR)

186 Who needs secret accounts when one can overtly be a traitor for foreign government bribes?

Posted by: Killary at April 04, 2016 11:42 PM (a6Ff7)

187 180 Insomniac, I like your method of thinking... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:40 PM (ntObR)

"Method" may be overly generous, but thanks just the same!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:42 PM (0mRoj)

188 A recent study found that slightly overweight women lived longer then men who mentioned it to them.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 04, 2016 11:31 PM

I think I'll file that under "things to remember".

Posted by: Farmer at April 04, 2016 11:42 PM (o/90i)

189 The "examples of shaming" is obviously a "to do" list.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 04, 2016 11:42 PM (oKE6c)

190 I'm just very big on personal responsibility in relationships.

I've known too many people who are impossible... some in my own family. Everything that goes right is thanks to them; everything that goes wrong is your fault.

I've learned it's better to be alone than stuck with those types of people.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:43 PM (ntObR)

191 I've been thinking about it, and I wonder...we've been dating, as our schedules allow, for five months. I'm always the one to call or text or message first. She never initiates them.


That seems like a red flag to me.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:43 PM (0mRoj)

192 I am tempted to send some to Mila Kunis. I'd figure there's only a 5%
chance at best she'd even ever know about it, but guess it would be fun.
Maybe I could get an autographed pic back.


It's your money, spend it however you want to. I have a suspicion that lots of stalkers fans send her flowers and gifts, but I could be wrong, and it might just make her day.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 04, 2016 11:43 PM (YJmuy)

193 Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:39 PM (rJUlF)

She may just not like phoning. I don't know as that I ever called John unless there was a specific reason, and even now I *never* just call to chat even with my closest family.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2016 11:43 PM (GDulk)

194 This is going nowhere. I think I'll go somewhere else.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 04, 2016 11:43 PM (ucDmr)

195 And the good news begins already - Animaniacs are on Netflix!

Posted by: Josephistan at April 04, 2016 11:43 PM (7qAYi)

196 "I'm always the one to call or text or message first. She never initiates them."


Cap'n, I don't want to say anything negative, so.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 11:43 PM (2MgRi)

197 A recent study found that slightly overweight women lived longer then men who mentioned it to them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 04, 2016 11:31 PM



Slightly overweight? How about the real porkers?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 04, 2016 11:43 PM (oKE6c)

198 195 And the good news begins already - Animaniacs are on Netflix!
Posted by: Josephistan at April 04, 2016 11:43 PM (7qAYi)

Hello nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:44 PM (0mRoj)

199 And now, something to make you retch:

Huma describes the moment she first met Hillary: 'Our eyes connected and I thought "Wow"'.

http://is.gd/J6PCQ0

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:44 PM (rJUlF)

200 177 Ricardo, LOL.
Given Justine's not exactly burning up the charts anymore, who knows, maybe if I actually did send her some I could get some sort of positive response.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:39 PM (ntObR)


Maybe she'll appreciate the fact that you're not just some plays-the-field-type stalker - you're committed to her through the down times too. :-)

Posted by: Maetenloch at April 04, 2016 11:44 PM (pAlYe)

201 4. You really caught your tits in the ringer over the Penske file, didn't you, George?

Posted by: Shane Shame at April 04, 2016 11:44 PM (UbeIw)

202 I am tempted to send some to Mila Kunis. I'd figure there's only a 5%
chance at best she'd even ever know about it, but guess it would be fun.
Maybe I could get an autographed pic back.


I don't think they send autographed pics back with restraining orders.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 04, 2016 11:45 PM (oKE6c)

203 Blanco, good point. Mila probably gets enough flowers to start her own chain of nurseries a lot of the time, especially around Valentine's Day every year.

Like I said, might be better to send some to an old flame who's not so famous anymore, like Justine.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:45 PM (ntObR)

204 Since I first read about David Gregory's wife defending the Hillary Four earlier today, I've been wondering, who the f is David Gregory?

And kept thinking of Dick Gregory.

(Okay, looked him up. No wonder I didn't know who it was. Some kind of laughingstock media guy? Not in my travel circuit.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - who's married to whom what now? at April 04, 2016 11:45 PM (5a8XA)

205 I may start teaching my kids to be 'shame-proof'

because almost everyone needs a
"No, fuck-you"


to clear the air and let true dialog begin...

Posted by: jake at April 04, 2016 11:45 PM (ltl42)

206 I've been thinking about it, and I wonder...we've been dating, as our schedules allow, for five months. I'm always the one to call or text or message first. She never initiates them.


That seems like a red flag to me.



Does she swallow?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 04, 2016 11:45 PM (1xUj/)

207 197 A recent study found that slightly overweight women lived longer then men who mentioned it to them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at April 04, 2016 11:31 PM


Slightly overweight? How about the real porkers?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 04, 2016 11:43 PM (oKE6c)

Like the land whales with four carts full of junk food in the checkout line on EBT day?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:45 PM (0mRoj)

208 Jay, that's just it. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:45 PM (ntObR)

209 Hello nurse!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:44 PM (0mRoj)

CW Jr. and I watched some of the first season tonight. Fun stuff. Now, if they'd only put "Freakazoid" on Netflix...

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:45 PM (rJUlF)

210 The BBC asks ...

Why we need a better way to measure farts

... no kidding

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 04, 2016 11:45 PM (e8kgV)

211 Maet, true. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:46 PM (ntObR)

212 200 177 Ricardo, LOL.
Given Justine's not exactly burning up the charts anymore, who knows, maybe if I actually did send her some I could get some sort of positive response.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:39 PM (ntObR)

Maybe she'll appreciate the fact that you're not just some plays-the-field-type stalker - you're committed to her through the down times too. :-)
Posted by: Maetenloch at April 04, 2016 11:44 PM (pAlYe)

Watches her bedroom window from the bushes every night, rain or shine.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:46 PM (0mRoj)

213 "Maybe she'll appreciate the fact that you're not just some plays-the-field-type stalker - you're committed to her through the down times too. :-)"


See, there ya go. One must be positive about these things.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 11:47 PM (2MgRi)

214 Like I said, might be better to send some to an old flame who's not so famous anymore, like Justine.

That's the idea. Leave her cowering, wondering which psycho is back on her case. Lift her spirits with a thoughtful gift.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 04, 2016 11:47 PM (YJmuy)

215 206 I've been thinking about it, and I wonder...we've been dating, as our schedules allow, for five months. I'm always the one to call or text or message first. She never initiates them.


That seems like a red flag to me.


Does she swallow?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 04, 2016 11:45 PM (1xUj/)

What do you mean? African or European?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:47 PM (0mRoj)

216 199 And now, something to make you retch:
Huma describes the moment she first met Hillary: 'Our eyes connected and I thought "Wow"'.
http://is.gd/J6PCQ0
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:44 PM (rJUlF)


I love a story with a happy ending.

IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Splunge at April 04, 2016 11:47 PM (iMxBJ)

217 I saw Nuclear Manhole Cover open for Sting at Arco Arena.

Also, to get ahead of history, for once, I propose the term "ManAnything" as the newest thought crime.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2016 11:47 PM (wB8Tg)

218 Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:45 PM (rJUlF)

I don't remember anything about Freakazoid other than it was *awesome*. And I was an adult when they aired.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2016 11:48 PM (GDulk)

219 Blanco, love how positive-minded you always are

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:48 PM (ntObR)

220 (reads qdpsteve's posts about Justine Bateman)

(wonders if he can find Pam Dawber's address)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:48 PM (rJUlF)

221 I've been thinking about it, and I wonder...we've been dating, as our schedules allow, for five months. I'm always the one to call or text or message first. She never initiates them.
----

How long have you gone without communication?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 04, 2016 11:49 PM (hlMPp)

222 5. "Manterrupting" because a word meaning "to break in" isn't good enough anymore (insert rolly-eyed smiley here). The truth is, pretty soon *no* one will be able to So, does anyone want to go to Hooters for lunch?

Posted by: Shane Shame at April 04, 2016 11:49 PM (UbeIw)

223 I sometimes feel sorry for Anthony Weiner. Married to someone like Huma whom he must have known he could never please.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 04, 2016 11:49 PM (6FqZa)

224 If you want to know why these celebrities are so worried about stuff like this, look up "erotomania". That's a type of stalker like behavior, I guess you'd call it up.

There was someone on another board I frequented in the past, just an ordinary Joe, who became a victim of woman with erotomania for him. It's hell. Basically, anything you do will be taken as a sign, a secret message, that you're really in love with him/her, but for some reason, you have to keep it a secret, and can't let you true love be known.

They'll see secret messages you're sending them in every damn thing you do.

This poor guy had to move, and the woman managed to track him down, and he had to move again. A living hell.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 04, 2016 11:49 PM (DW+jj)

225 Gotta give Justine credit, it doesn't look like she's had much work done. :-)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justine_Bateman

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:49 PM (ntObR)

226 I saw Nuclear Manhole Cover open for Sting at Arco Arena.

Didn't know Sting would let a speed metal band open for him.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 04, 2016 11:49 PM (YJmuy)

227 "Like the land whales with four carts full of junk food in the checkout line on EBT day?'


Don't forget that they're using the store's Rascal and hauling it all out to the handicapped space where they handicapped plates on the SUV.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 11:49 PM (2MgRi)

228 130 125 So David Gregory has a wife, wonder what she saw in him besides a paycheck
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2016 11:29 PM (voOPb)
I always assumed he was a homo.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:30 PM (0mRoj)




You're assuming that his "wife" is female. H8ter.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 04, 2016 11:49 PM (oKE6c)

229 I don't remember anything about Freakazoid other than it was *awesome*. And I was an adult when they aired.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2016 11:48 PM (GDulk)

My kids were just the right age to enjoy it with me. We still throw random quotes from the show at each other from time to time.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:50 PM (rJUlF)

230 Since the world we live in is insane, people were saying this video of a 6-year old girl reacting to the news that her father is transgender (and now will dress and ID as a woman) is "sweet".

http://tinyurl.com/zrmx5sp

And you'll notice that girl says that she wants to be "like a boy". Wonder where she got that idea?

In about 1-3 years from now, she'll get her wish from her "progressive" and "open-minded" parents.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 04, 2016 11:50 PM (s87AC)

231 I've only been able to meet one celebrity crush - Erin Gray. Got my photo with her & a hug.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 04, 2016 11:50 PM (7qAYi)

232 I turned off the NCAA hoops title game when Villanova led by 10 then turned the game back on to see the last two baskets.

Mithriel!! Yes!!

Posted by: Timing is Everything at April 04, 2016 11:50 PM (uKJIC)

233 Will the WI volunteers that help the decision desk get some free cheese?

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2016 11:50 PM (MQEz6)

234 "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justine_Bateman"

No. Clearly, no work done.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 11:50 PM (2MgRi)

235 Given Justine's not exactly burning up the charts anymore,

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:39 PM (ntObR)


Her brother's doing all the movies, these days. He's in some pretty good ones, too. One movie that I thought would be awful but turned out to be very good was Bad Words. Highly recommended. Fun movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2016 11:50 PM (zc3Db)

236 Pam Dawber wasn't so bad either. Cute late-70s type.

I know she's still out there, just a few years ago she appeared with Robin Williams in an episode of his show "The Crazy Ones."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:50 PM (ntObR)

237 I mean every one knows that the key to the wimminz is to hold the ghetto-blaster over your head with some sappy song playing on it, rather than spending some pesos on fooking flowers, right?

Posted by: jake at April 04, 2016 11:51 PM (ltl42)

238 >>>Does she swallow?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 04, 2016 11:45 PM (1xUj/)

Now we're getting to the important questions.

And guten abend, horde.

Posted by: DC in River City at April 04, 2016 11:51 PM (e+1S5)

239 5. I don't remember anything about Freakazoid other than it... You know, where the waitresses all have big jugs.

Posted by: Shane Shame at April 04, 2016 11:51 PM (UbeIw)

240 I don't see critiquing their sammich making skills on that list of unmentionables.

Sweet!

Posted by: Moron who's a glutton for punishment at April 04, 2016 11:51 PM (H9MG5)

241 Primordial, thanks for the recommendation. Been meaning to see it. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:51 PM (ntObR)

242 227 "Like the land whales with four carts full of junk food in the checkout line on EBT day?'


Don't forget that they're using the store's Rascal and hauling it all out to the handicapped space where they handicapped plates on the SUV.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 11:49 PM (2MgRi)

Brand new Escalade with spinners.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:51 PM (0mRoj)

243 "I've only been able to meet one celebrity crush - Erin Gray."

Dude.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 11:51 PM (2MgRi)

244 Slightly overweight? How about the real porkers?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 04, 2016 11:43 PM (oKE6c)



Like the land whales with four carts full of junk food in the checkout line on EBT day?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:45 PM (0mRoj)


Ah, Homo ghettopotamus.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 04, 2016 11:51 PM (oKE6c)

245 You're assuming that his "wife" is female. H8ter.

H8 keeps me warm.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:52 PM (0mRoj)

246 If you're into dominant women...

Posted by: Ralph at April 04, 2016 11:53 PM (e46OR)

247 237 I mean every one knows that the key to the wimminz is to hold the ghetto-blaster over your head with some sappy song playing on it, rather than spending some pesos on fooking flowers, right?

Posted by: jake at April 04, 2016 11:51 PM (ltl42)


the Key to flowers is NEVER give them on the expected occasions... not birthdays, not valentines day...

Just show up with a single Red Rose, for no reason at all...

Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2016 11:53 PM (qf6WZ)

248 Can you shame a Leftist? Is it a real possibility?
My planned attempt at the next 'Slut Walk':
"Hey Fat Girl, nice naval! Can you eat Sugar Pops out of that thing without getting out of bed?"

Posted by: Speller at April 04, 2016 11:53 PM (hHs1b)

249 After seeing that depravity, I have to watch this speech by Nigel Farage on the upcoming Dutch vote on the upcoming (admittedly largely symbolic) EU deal with Ukraine.

http://tinyurl.com/hugksyd

*skip to 1:24:36*.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 04, 2016 11:53 PM (s87AC)

250 I mentioned this before, but the actress I had a *serious* crush on when I was around 13 was... Donna Pescow.

Never missed an episode of "Angie."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:53 PM (ntObR)

251 I got to have lunch with Angie Harmon on a park bench in front of the Met. She was sweet as pie and hot as all hell.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 11:54 PM (leBig)

252 246 If you're into dominant women...

Posted by: Ralph at April 04, 2016 11:53 PM (e46OR)

And getting caught in the rain

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:54 PM (0mRoj)

253 Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:50 PM (rJUlF)

I think all my kids were too young to really remember it. Honestly, I think I conflate Freakazoid visually with Professor Draken from Kim Possible. They're both blue with spiky hair, yes? John and I used to watch all of those shows. Not as much Power Puff Girls, but Dexter's Laboratory, Johnny Bravo, and Samurai Jack.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 04, 2016 11:55 PM (GDulk)

254 "I got to have lunch with Angie Harmon on a park bench in front of the Met. She was sweet as pie and hot as all hell."



How'd you manage that?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 11:55 PM (2MgRi)

255 I mean every one knows that the key to the wimminz is to hold the ghetto-blaster over your head with some sappy song playing on it, rather than spending some pesos on fooking flowers, right?

Posted by: jake at April 04, 2016 11:51 PM (ltl42)


I want to start a genre of movies of what actually happens when people emulate romance movies.

I call it Romance-Horror.

Like, man stands outside window playing sappy song at woman, arrested for stalking, registered as sex offender, loses job, gets hooked on drugs, commits suicide after family starts shunning him.

Thank kind of thing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2016 11:55 PM (wB8Tg)

256 Can you shame a Leftist? Is it a real possibility?


No. If they could be ashamed, they'd have dropped dead long ago.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 04, 2016 11:55 PM (oKE6c)

257 Some real genius in that "shaming" powerpoint.

Two of the examples? "shaming".

Here are ways that shaming can take place, ladies (staring intently to make sure no guys snuck in wearing wigs to manpresence their penis culture)...

1> Shaming.
2> Shaming women.
3...
why are you giggling? Class? Claaaaass....

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 11:55 PM (39g3+)

258 And getting caught in the rain


Speaking of misheard lyrics (which, technically we weren't) I always heard that as "getting drunk in the rain".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 04, 2016 11:55 PM (1xUj/)

259 243>>>

Yes, I plan on putting that on my tombstone.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 04, 2016 11:55 PM (7qAYi)

260 252 246 If you're into dominant women...

Posted by: Ralph at April 04, 2016 11:53 PM (e46OR)

And getting caught in the rain

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2016 11:54 PM (0mRoj)


Want to dance?

Posted by: Lola... L ...L...L.. Lola at April 04, 2016 11:55 PM (qf6WZ)

261 garrett, lucky you :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 04, 2016 11:55 PM (ntObR)

262
251 I got to have lunch with Angie Harmon on a park bench in front of the Met. She was sweet as pie and hot as all hell.
Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 11:54 PM (leBig)

Okay, I hate you.

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2016 11:55 PM (MQEz6)

263 Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 04, 2016 11:49 PM (6FqZa)

Dude, he gets to bang every woman he pleases while he beards Huma, plus they get all that sweet Clinton Foundation runoff cash. It's the very definition of an arranged marriage, and full of win for both parties.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 04, 2016 11:56 PM (q1FtT)

264 6. The boss is really on the rag today, eh?

Posted by: Shane Shame at April 04, 2016 11:56 PM (UbeIw)

265 Erin Gray was Kate in Silver Spoons. If her picture isn't listed under "MILF" the Urban Dictionary then they're doing it wrong

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 04, 2016 11:56 PM (6FqZa)

266 Wait?

shaming goes both ways?

I thought it was lefties just shaming us?

Posted by: jake at April 04, 2016 11:56 PM (ltl42)

267 251 I got to have lunch with Angie Harmon on a park bench in front of the Met. She was sweet as pie and hot as all hell.
Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 11:54 PM (leBig)

Pics or it didn't happen, heh!

Posted by: Thrawn at April 04, 2016 11:57 PM (s87AC)

268 I mean every one knows that the key to the wimminz is to hold the ghetto-blaster over your head with some sappy song playing on it, rather than spending some pesos on fooking flowers, right?

Posted by: jake at April 04, 2016 11:51 PM (ltl42)


Say Anything is one of the best movies ever, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 04, 2016 11:57 PM (zc3Db)

269 How'd you manage that?
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 04, 2016 11:57 PM (UbeIw)

270
254 "I got to have lunch with Angie Harmon on a park bench in front of the Met. She was sweet as pie and hot as all hell."



How'd you manage that?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 11:55 PM (2MgRi)

A wizard turned him into a fly,

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2016 11:57 PM (MQEz6)

271
Speaking of misheard lyrics (which, technically we weren't) I always heard that as "getting drunk in the rain".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 04, 2016 11:55 PM (1xUj/)

I always thought "I am into champagne" was "I add hemp to champagne"

Posted by: Josephistan at April 04, 2016 11:58 PM (7qAYi)

272 #251
pics?


?

Posted by: jake at April 04, 2016 11:58 PM (ltl42)

273 >>How'd you manage that?


Blind luck. I was waiting for my girlfriend and they were shooting an episode of L&E out front.
There were a bunch of dogs in the background shot, and one of the dog handlers/owners asked me to watch her pup while I was sitting there reading.
Angie saw the pup during a break, came over and I invited her to sit down and have lunch with me.
My girlfriend was pretty upset that Angie ate half of her Katz's sammich.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 11:58 PM (leBig)

274 I want to start a genre of movies of what actually happens when people emulate romance movies.

I call it Romance-Horror.


The behavior of guys in romance movies is generally known as "stalking." Of course, being handsome and usually rich helps.

Its like sexual harassment. Its not harassment when the hunky VP flirts with you. Its harassment when that gross IT guy does.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 11:58 PM (39g3+)

275 "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"



Ahhhhh......


He eats his sack lunch with an un-conscious, limp Angie Harmon on the park bench next to him. Makes sense and doesn't contradict his story.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 04, 2016 11:59 PM (2MgRi)

276 Angie saw the pup during a break, came over and I invited her to sit down and have lunch with me.

The story should have ended with "then I dragged the producer of the show into an alley and beat him into soup."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 11:59 PM (39g3+)

277 Peer Reviewed #SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/717032581867442176

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/717032746665820160

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/717032989977407489

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/717033193145298944

Posted by: kbdabear at April 04, 2016 11:59 PM (o7Vbx)

278 In for a penny in for a pound.

Posted by: Huma at April 05, 2016 12:00 AM (e46OR)

279
"I've only been able to meet one celebrity crush - Erin Gray."

Beedeebeedeebeedee

Posted by: Twiki at April 05, 2016 12:00 AM (FkBIv)

280 Just show up with a single Red Rose, for no reason at all...
Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2016 11:53 PM (

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Oh you're just dreamy.

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at April 05, 2016 12:01 AM (sl+zA)

281 #255
yep,
watching Rom-Coms with the "hey if I did this in real life I'd have to register as a sex offender" alert on makes it interesting


Posted by: jake at April 05, 2016 12:01 AM (ltl42)

282 More Peer Reviewed #SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/717033382996213760

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/717033639041765377

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/717033868319186944

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/717034027086192640

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2016 12:01 AM (o7Vbx)

283 Top Ten Reasons You Will Never Have Lunch With Angie Harmon

10. You don't own an island with a volcano with an undersea entrance.

Posted by: eman at April 05, 2016 12:01 AM (MQEz6)

284 Polli,

All those first-wave Cartoon Network shows were appointment TV for my kids...especially Johnny Bravo's crossover with Scooby-Doo...

"Jinkies...Jinkies...isn't that a breakfast cereal?"

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 05, 2016 12:02 AM (rJUlF)

285 137 Hi, farmer, chavez and MH. You were in Milwaukee yesterday, farmer? You got all 4 seasons in one day- what bizarre weather. It went from cold and snowing in the morning to 60 degrees in the afternoon and then the temp dropped.
I believe it's God's way of punishing us for even considering Joanne Kloppenburg for SC Judge. Did I say I hate her? I hate her.
Good night all, up early tomorrow to get to the polls before work. It's odd to have the Wisconsin primary actually mean something - the nomination is usually in the bag for someone at this point.

We got the hell out of town before Bill and Trump got there.

One of the nice kids doing the bellhop/valet stuff said you might get punched there. I was worried about how to get home on which roads so I didn't respond.

I should have told them both to look at the history of socialism, as I suspect they were Bernie voters. And mentioned that Ted Cruz was the best choice.

Please be smarter than I was.

Posted by: Farmer at April 05, 2016 12:03 AM (o/90i)

286 Just show up with a single Red Rose, for no reason at all...
Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2016 11:53 PM (

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Meh.

Posted by: Lili Von Schtupp at April 05, 2016 12:03 AM (sl+zA)

287 257 Some real genius in that "shaming" powerpoint.

Two of the examples? "shaming".

Here are ways that shaming can take place, ladies (staring intently to make sure no guys snuck in wearing wigs to manpresence their penis culture)...

1> Shaming.
2> Shaming women.
3...
why are you giggling? Class? Claaaaass....

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 11:55 PM (39g3+)


The best is the last one though. If you have any disagreement regarding this PowerPoint your guilty of shaming aka questioning us.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 05, 2016 12:04 AM (hlMPp)

288 "Just show up with a single Red Rose, for no reason at all..."
Posted by: Don Q at April 04, 2016 11:53 PM

I always hated red roses. My grandfather on my mother's side was a funeral director and when we'd visit the home there were always coffins set up for visitation surrounded by scads of red roses.
Put me off of them for life.

Posted by: Speller at April 05, 2016 12:04 AM (hHs1b)

289 Heh....reminds me of back in the 80's when I was VP of a company that made fiberoptic communications gear for cable TV providers. All the big trade shows would have a bunch of porn stars in the channel content booths, trying to get the program director of Cox Cable -- Gary, Indiana to sign up to run The Romance Channel on channel 37.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 12:04 AM (EzgxV)

290 Its like sexual harassment. Its not harassment when the hunky VP flirts with you. Its harassment when that gross IT guy does.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 04, 2016 11:58 PM (39g3+)


That's pretty much it. If you're rich and handsome, anything you do is romantic. If you're not, anything is icky.

Remind me again how shallow men are.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2016 12:04 AM (wB8Tg)

291 Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 05, 2016 12:02 AM (rJUlF)

I don't remember that one at all. The mental image is absolutely hilarious though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2016 12:05 AM (GDulk)

292 Misheard lyrics:
Jimmy Hendrix "Pardon me while I kiss this guy".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 05, 2016 12:05 AM (VdICR)

293 They'll see secret messages you're sending them in every damn thing you do.
This poor guy had to move, and the woman managed to track him down, and he had to move again. A living hell.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 04, 2016 11:49 PM (DW+jj)


I think I've mentioned before how my sister was stalked by a guy for several years. He was smart, charming, and scary as fuck in the way he was able to track her across cities and social engineer his to her contact info. Eventually she started working with a female police detective who herself had been stalked at one point.

The short version of the detective's advice was:
1. Give the stalker absolutely no attention or response whatsoever. Attention - whether positive or negative - is the energy they feed off of.
2. Make yourself very hard to contact - use PO boxes and unlisted phone numbers. (This is harder to do in the social media age)
3. Document everything no matter how trivial with the police. This is critical for getting a RO and building a criminal case.
4. Get a gun and learn how to use it.

Posted by: Maetenloch at April 05, 2016 12:05 AM (pAlYe)

294 If you bring a woman a single red rose at random, she will tell her friends about it and they will tell her you are cheating on her.

Posted by: eman at April 05, 2016 12:05 AM (MQEz6)

295
175 You're manlearning
No need to manabase yourself

Posted by: MAx at April 05, 2016 12:06 AM (LAliD)

296 231 I've only been able to meet one celebrity crush - Erin Gray. Got my photo with her & a hug.
Posted by: Josephistan at April 04, 2016 11:50 PM (7qAYi)


I met Natalie Merchant in 1992.

I knew she was pretty, but when I looked into her eyes I melted into a pile of goo and became incoherent.

I don't think I made a good impression.

Posted by: rickl at April 05, 2016 12:06 AM (sdi6R)

297 Test

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 05, 2016 12:06 AM (hlMPp)

298 That's pretty much it. If you're rich and handsome, anything you do is romantic. If you're not, anything is icky.

I'm beginning to believe this is true.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 05, 2016 12:07 AM (rJUlF)

299 Misheard song lyrics - Steely Dan: "Where we're goin', the pine cones come in and make tonight a wonderful thing."

Posted by: Josephistan at April 05, 2016 12:07 AM (7qAYi)

300 So....... going to do some Horde-Sourcing here


Tankless or tanked for a replacement water heater?

The price diff is only $1300usd

Posted by: jake at April 05, 2016 12:08 AM (ltl42)

301 Posted by: Speller at April 05, 2016 12:04 AM (hHs1b)

John had it pretty easy since my favorite flowers are carnations. The first time he got me red roses for Valentine's I was happier about the craft possibilities inherent in the purple cellophane they were wrapped in than the flowers themselves. Saved him a lot of money after that, at least.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2016 12:08 AM (GDulk)

302 That fire in the IRS building, following right on the heels of the big hack about tax evasion by major politicians?

That just smacks too much of the scene in The Last Emperor where he orders an audit of the Emperor's treasury to see what's there and what has been stolen... and it mysteriously bursts into flame that night.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 05, 2016 12:08 AM (39g3+)

303 Test
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 05, 2016 12:06 AM (hlMPp)

-----------

Nothing.

Posted by: Lili Von Schtupp at April 05, 2016 12:08 AM (sl+zA)

304 Paula Abdul is still single & a sloppy drunk. I like my odds.

Posted by: Josephistan at April 05, 2016 12:08 AM (7qAYi)

305
All those first-wave Cartoon Network shows were appointment TV for my kids...especially Johnny Bravo's crossover with Scooby-Doo...

Larry Drake was the voice of Pops from the diner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 05, 2016 12:09 AM (FkBIv)

306 Good night all, up early tomorrow to get to the polls before work. It's odd to have the Wisconsin primary actually mean something - the nomination is usually in the bag for someone at this point.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege )

Be well Donna.
T

Posted by: Farmer at April 05, 2016 12:09 AM (o/90i)

307 "I met Natalie Merchant in 1992.

I knew she was pretty, but when I looked into her eyes I melted into a pile of goo and became incoherent. "


Feel not bad. I would've done the same.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 12:09 AM (2MgRi)

308 That's pretty much it. If you're rich and handsome, anything you do is romantic. If you're not, anything is icky.

Alternate possibilities:
-if you're a major athlete
-if you're a rock star

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 05, 2016 12:09 AM (39g3+)

309 Stood right next to Samantha Busch on the track while singing the Star Spangled banner.

Damn you Kyle...step off.

Also had Joe Gibbs introduce me to Mr. October that day.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 05, 2016 12:10 AM (hlMPp)

310 Wait - the Kitty Genovese story gets better.

The NYT reporter who excreted his bullshit story - Martin Gansberg - was ...


... wait for it ...


Ruth Bader Ginsburg's husband.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_D._Ginsburg

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 12:10 AM (oKE6c)

311 >>>And now, something to make you retch:

Huma describes the moment she first met Hillary: 'Our eyes connected and I thought "Wow"'.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:44 PM (rJUlF)<<<




My first thought when I met Huma... "SPLOOSH!"

Posted by: Cankles Clinton at April 05, 2016 12:10 AM (H9MG5)

312 I knew (Natalie Merchant) was pretty, but when I looked into her eyes I melted into a pile of goo and became incoherent.

I was like that when I met Summer Glau at a "Serenity" screening.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 05, 2016 12:11 AM (6FqZa)

313 >>How'd you manage that?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Zip ties.

Posted by: Aviator at April 05, 2016 12:11 AM (c7vUv)

314 303 Test
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 05, 2016 12:06 AM (hlMPp)

-----------

Nothing.
Posted by: Lili Von Schtupp at April 05, 2016 12:08 AM (sl+zA)

Par for the course

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 05, 2016 12:11 AM (hlMPp)

315 Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 12:10 AM (oKE6c)

Pretty much goes under the heading "Well, *that* explains a lot".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2016 12:11 AM (GDulk)

316 I was like that when I met Summer Glau at a "Serenity" screening.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 05, 2016 12:11 AM (6FqZa)

So I take it you didn't ask "Is it hot in here, or is it just Summer?"

Posted by: Josephistan at April 05, 2016 12:11 AM (7qAYi)

317 Video news you can use (or not)



SciShow: How to Get Drunk on Bread
https://youtu.be/gdSHWMQT2X8


also... George Will (!?!) on Baseball: As Unique as America (PragerU)
https://youtu.be/UBOTqihbMgs



and... Mark Dice does more idiot interviews: Most people (on the San Diego boardwalk, at least) think about 1/3 of people are homosexuals.
https://youtu.be/IxbvVPMUXU4



And for my next trick, I abandon this fixed IP for a variable one...

Posted by: mindful webworker - steps into transmogrifier at April 05, 2016 12:11 AM (5a8XA)

318 Yes, I remember that guy saying that, based on hard experience, the best thing to do is no response whatsoever to an erotomaniac's entreaties.

The woman would send this guy gifts all the time. Some he would throw away, and some he would return. She saw a pattern in that and decoded a secret message. And again, he was just an ordinary guy, not a celebrity of any sort. He just happened to be the object of some chick's erotomania.

It was absolutely bat-shit insane behavior by this woman, who apparently was otherwise sane. So the rule is absolutely no response to anything they do. And

He said he realized that the only way he could be rid of her was to kill her. And he couldn't do that, so you just try to hide. And indeed document everything. The law can't do anything until they cross a certain line. You can get lawyers and go after them if you can afford it, but they'll interpret that as more secret messages.

IIRC, this type is usually not dangerous to you. Unless they finally conclude you don't really love them, and were just leading them on with all your secret messages. Then they may try to kill you.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 05, 2016 12:12 AM (DW+jj)

319 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2016 12:08 AM (GDulk)

I like the pale yellow ones. I always give them to my wife, with lots of baby's breath and a sprinkling of fine green ferns.
The pale yellows are suppose to symbolize sincerity, which, after 33 years of marriage, she probably takes as a given.
Still, we both like them and they seem to last fairly longish.

Posted by: Speller at April 05, 2016 12:13 AM (hHs1b)

320 Ruth Bader Ginsburg's husband.

I knew she was old but wow. That story is such a classic example of media manipulation. To this day nearly everyone believes the lie, and they are still writing psychological papers using that as an example of the "Bystander Effect."

The big reveal for me, though, was the proper pronunciation of her name -- the same as the mob crime family, who almost certainly helped find the murderer.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 05, 2016 12:13 AM (39g3+)

321 #293

Maet, any thought of buying a house or renting under an LLC or trust or some other vehicle to make it harder to use basic stalking tools?

Posted by: jake at April 05, 2016 12:13 AM (ltl42)

322 >>> I got to have lunch with Angie Harmon on a park bench in front of the Met. She was sweet as pie and hot as all hell.
Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2016 11:54 PM (leBig)


It's very very rare that I am jealous of anyone. And this doesn't make the cut, either. But just barely.

Jason Sehorn? I'm jealous as fuck of that asshole.

Posted by: DC in River City at April 05, 2016 12:13 AM (e+1S5)

323 And gonna be working with my office damn you're so hot beautiful as pie crush tomorrow morning.

Let's hope I sputter out a Helli or Hio.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 05, 2016 12:14 AM (hlMPp)

324 That just smacks too much of the scene in The Last Emperor where he orders an audit of the Emperor's treasury to see what's there and what has been stolen... and it mysteriously bursts into flame that night.
On the bright side, mandatory castration for every male joining the civil service might be a step in the right direction.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 05, 2016 12:14 AM (UbeIw)

325 Well, rich *or* handsome *or* famous gets you 95% of the way there.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2016 12:14 AM (wB8Tg)

326 315 Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 12:10 AM (oKE6c)
Pretty much goes under the heading "Well, *that* explains a lot".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2016 12:11 AM (GDulk)



It really does, doesn't it? I almost fell out of the chair when I read that. Reading the story on this link

http://tinyurl.com/zmuvu5l

I followed up on the reporter, Martin Gansberg, and found the Wiki link.


It all snaps into focus, doesn't it?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 12:14 AM (oKE6c)

327 300 So....... going to do some Horde-Sourcing here


Tankless or tanked for a replacement water heater?

The price diff is only $1300usd

Posted by: jake at April 05, 2016 12:08 AM (ltl42)



There are a couple of things about tankless: (1) they work better if they're nearer the usage; (2) they need a lot of BTUs -- it's possible that your gas line may be undersized; and (3) you need to thoroughly understand your local conditions [for example, if you have a garage laundry sink that you sometimes need to drip water overnight so it doesn't freeze, your tankless might go nuts].

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 12:15 AM (EzgxV)

328 Oh, probably should ask in the morning posts but anyone DC/southern va area going to the meet up on Saturday?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 05, 2016 12:15 AM (hlMPp)

329 On the bright side, mandatory castration for every male joining the civil service might be a step in the right direction.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 05, 2016 12:14 AM (UbeIw)
Superfluous, as it presupposes a fact not in evidence.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 12:15 AM (oKE6c)

330 we still barrelin'?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at April 05, 2016 12:16 AM (6FqZa)

331 On the bright side, mandatory castration for every male joining the civil service might be a step in the right direction.

Especially the way they did it in China. No anesthetic. As an adult. With a crushing action.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 05, 2016 12:16 AM (39g3+)

332 I notice that Girl Scout Cookie PhD was from three years ago. That's right, it's too late to get on the review committee; she's on a tenure track now. We really need a scouting force (sic) to read those proposals and get the word out faster. We could...chalk something. Shame her, maybe. They claim to be easily upset.

The abstract actually read a little more "friendly" than most modern stuff. I had about resolved she was a Gold Award Girl Scout just recycling her old petals and leaves, until I got to the "maintaining the hegemony" part. Downhill from there.

I'm not going to read her book, but just on the face of it, she's so wrong. Not about attacking the GS, but for not recognizing that it's been a subversive ally of hers for over 40 years. Straight as a string, that one. Would have made a good thesis.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 05, 2016 12:17 AM (xq1UY)

333 Three years ago the Girl Scouts weren't as corrupted as they are now. These days, find an alternative for your daughter.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 05, 2016 12:18 AM (39g3+)

334 I don't thing "50 Shades of Grey" would have the same reception if it had taken place in an old trailer park full of mobile homes.

Posted by: jake at April 05, 2016 12:18 AM (ltl42)

335 *apologies for the microaggression. I know the 'ettes are thin skinned and get offended easily.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 04, 2016 11:40 PM (hlMPp)

---

So what color is the sky in your world?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 12:19 AM (rlfds)

336 307 "I met Natalie Merchant in 1992.

I knew she was pretty, but when I looked into her eyes I melted into a pile of goo and became incoherent. "


Feel not bad. I would've done the same.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 12:09 AM (2MgRi)


I was all set to say, "Hi, Natalie, nice to meet you. I like your music."

She had the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. I felt like I'd been punched in the solar plexus. I was not prepared for that.

Posted by: rickl at April 05, 2016 12:19 AM (sdi6R)

337 >>>Tankless or tanked for a replacement water heater?

I've had tankless in two different homes since 2010, and I'll never go back. First one was a commercial Renai unit I....lets go with "acquired"...from a failed business with sub-standard security. Current one is some cheap knockoff, but it's still miles better than the old style.

Posted by: DC in River City at April 05, 2016 12:19 AM (e+1S5)

338 320 Ruth Bader Ginsburg's husband.
I knew she was old but wow. That story is such a classic example of media manipulation. To this day nearly everyone believes the lie, and they are still writing psychological papers using that as an example of the "Bystander Effect."
The big reveal for me, though, was the proper pronunciation of her name -- the same as the mob crime family, who almost certainly helped find the murderer.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 05, 2016 12:13 AM (39g3+)



It's amazing, isn't it? It's like learning she had married into the Rosenbergs' family.


Re "Genovese," I doubt that the crime family turned in her murderer. If she'd been related to Vito Genovese, I think the perpetrator would've turned himself in first, if he'd been smart. /shudder

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 12:19 AM (oKE6c)

339 "These days, find an alternative for your daughter."

Wilderness Girls?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 12:20 AM (2MgRi)

340 >>She had the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. I felt like I'd been punched in the solar plexus. I was not prepared for that.


So you are saying she assaulted you? With her eyes?

Did she try and kiss you or perform other sexual acts on you while you were sleeping?

I only ask because this sort of thing has happened to me...

Posted by: John Doe at April 05, 2016 12:21 AM (leBig)

341 "So what color is the sky in your world? "



Careful, she bites.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 12:22 AM (2MgRi)

342 "Tankless or tanked for a replacement water heater? The price diff is only $1300usd"

There is a vogue for tankless here in the SF Bay Area.

For one, this place is getting crowded -- very crowded -- and anything that saves interior volume in a residence is a positive proposition in that context.

Also, being "green" is a major virtue signifier for Bay Area liberal yuppies.

However, when I actually talk to people who own the things, opinion and feedback break down very sharply into (a) "Best purchase ever, never gives any trouble," and (b) "Total shitshow, unreliable junk, money pit, wish we'd never thought of changing over".

There seems to be no discernible pattern in (a) vs (b) outcomes. The very same brands and models can be dream, or nightmare, depending on... some purely random quantum factor.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 05, 2016 12:22 AM (noWW6)

343 The big reveal for me, though, was the proper
pronunciation of her name -- the same as the mob crime family, who
almost certainly helped find the murderer.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 05, 2016 12:13 AM (39g3+)


Are you sure? I thought he was picked up stealing a TV out of a house in daylight, and when arrested confessed to the murder,

Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2016 12:22 AM (aKchR)

344 So what color is the sky in your world?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 12:19 AM (rlfds)

Sorry. I really meant no offense.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 05, 2016 12:23 AM (hlMPp)

345 Pretty good national championship game tonight.

It's always a plus when Roy Williams cries the end of the game.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 05, 2016 12:23 AM (QWtgr)

346 "She had the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. I felt like I'd been punched in the solar plexus. I was not prepared for that."

She was a beautiful gal in very plain sort of way. Straight home to momma and she would've approved.


Alas.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 12:23 AM (2MgRi)

347 I was all set to say, "Hi, Natalie, nice to meet you. I like your music."

She had the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. I felt like I'd been punched in the solar plexus. I was not prepared for that.
Posted by: rickl at April 05, 2016 12:19 AM (sdi6R)

****

I've been involved in Corporate Theater for a long time. I thought I was pretty inured to all that early on. Then, I met Whitney Houston right around the time of The Bodyguard.

Oh. My. God.

I barely stumbled through a production meeting I was leading for an hour after that.

Posted by: Tim in GA at April 05, 2016 12:24 AM (YLidQ)

348 I know.

Just couldn't resist.

Hell, I'm usually the one causing insult...not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 12:24 AM (rlfds)

349 She was a beautiful gal in very plain sort of way.

Best kind, especially if she can cook.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 05, 2016 12:25 AM (39g3+)

350 ""Tankless or tanked for a replacement water heater? The price diff is only $1300usd"


No shit about them other than what I hear and I'm told the tankless aren't all their cracked up to be. Delay is a while and they won't cook as fast as a regular tank. Savings negligible.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 12:26 AM (2MgRi)

351 There seems to be no discernible pattern in (a) vs
(b) outcomes. The very same brands and models can be dream, or
nightmare, depending on... some purely random quantum factor.


Posted by: torquewrench at April 05, 2016 12:22 AM (noWW6)


Schrödinger's plumbing?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 12:26 AM (oKE6c)

352 Also, check local code requirements re tankless installs.

Some jurisdictions require double-walled B-vent.

Oh! So what's the big deal? That stuff is easy and cheap.

No. What they require is the STAINLESS STEEL version. Megabucks.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 05, 2016 12:26 AM (noWW6)

353 Maet, any thought of buying a house or renting under an LLC or trust or some other vehicle to make it harder to use basic stalking tools?
Posted by: jake at April 05, 2016 12:13 AM (ltl42)


Yep. One of the detective's suggestions was to have all leases and contracts under the name of a male relative or friend if possible. Also she recommended having several cell phones with one solely dedicated to communicating with family and her closest, most trusted friends (remember this was back during the 90s when this wasn't as easy as it is today). The whole idea was to have an outer ring of anonymized security and an inner ring that only a select few were even aware of and could contact her through.

Posted by: Maetenloch at April 05, 2016 12:27 AM (pAlYe)

354 Also had Joe Gibbs introduce me to Mr. October that day.


Posted by: RWC

My dad introduced me to him, out at the back fence. Harry's brother Johnny used to put in chicken houses "by the yard" and dad did all his digging, for a while. Whenever he was in town, Harry would be right out on the job.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 05, 2016 12:27 AM (xq1UY)

355 []

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at April 05, 2016 12:28 AM (Fbj4h)

356 Well, the more I think about the situation with my lady friend...the more bummed I get.

I think I'll just take a few melatonin and go to bed.

G'night, everyone.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 05, 2016 12:28 AM (rJUlF)

357 Are you sure? I thought he was picked up stealing a TV out of a house in daylight, and when arrested confessed to the murder,


Posted by: Kindltot at April 05, 2016 12:22 AM (aKchR)


Another Dr. Moriarty wannabe nabbed.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 12:28 AM (oKE6c)

358 #327
#337

Thanks,
The gas line thing is planned for.
No un-managed laundry sinks

P.S.
I'm having them put in a manual turn off valve at the hot water source so if the kids take too long of showers I can force them out.

I've had 2 different dads reccomend this

Posted by: jake at April 05, 2016 12:29 AM (ltl42)

359 I think it would be absolutely delicious if Hillary's greed in grabbing every buck offered to her is what finally does her in...the Left will forgive you:

* destroying your husband's victims
* insider trading
* treason
* malfeasance
* money laundering
* sheer stupid laziness
* being a raging vindictive ignorant mean bitch

But, they will not forgive you for Big Oil.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 05, 2016 12:29 AM (kXoT0)

360 "No. What they require is the STAINLESS STEEL version. Megabucks."


If I ever have to replace the tank here I'm in for shock. It's not up to modern code. I'll need some new vents, some extra plumbing, an inspector will have to come in and bless everything and he'll probably find something wrong. All on top of the new tank and delivery.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 12:30 AM (2MgRi)

361
356 Well, the more I think about the situation with my lady friend...the more bummed I get.

I think I'll just take a few melatonin and go to bed.

G'night, everyone.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 05, 2016 12:28 AM (rJUlF)

Night Captain.

Don't get bummed. Summertime is coming. You don't need to be bogged down.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 05, 2016 12:31 AM (hlMPp)

362 Ladies,

Fucking around with a dude named 'Tickle" will only end in heartache (or jail, broke, strung out, etc).

That is all.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 12:32 AM (rlfds)

363 my first celebrity crush was monty henson.

long before he played hawkeye in deadwood.

he's like fine wine.

Posted by: concrete girl at April 05, 2016 12:32 AM (ceWrl)

364 My first celebrity crush was Kenny Stabler.

I was five.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 12:33 AM (rlfds)

365 348 I know.

Just couldn't resist.

Hell, I'm usually the one causing insult...not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 12:24 AM (rlfds)

I know. And I know I didn't offend you. Just tying to throw some drama in the ONT....not used to this peaceful fun banter.

Perhaps working at work has more benefits than just a paycheck.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 05, 2016 12:34 AM (hlMPp)

366 BTB, is AoSHQ going to have a Dead Pool for Hillary's former aides? You know:

* Who dies first?
* Who dies last?
* Which one dies in a one car collision on a dry road in the middle of nowhere?
* Which one falls down 3 steps breaking her neck, shatters both arms, splinters both legs, breaks her back, and her pelvis?
* Which one dies in a car stalled on the train tracks?
* Etc.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 05, 2016 12:34 AM (kXoT0)

367 Guess it depends on your region's climate...had a tank heater installed in my attic. It was located for shortest runs to kitchen and main bath. It lowered both water and gas bills.

Posted by: Ralph at April 05, 2016 12:35 AM (e46OR)

368 GL Capt Whitebread, make your own decisions you feel.

The only bad advice I saw here was to send her flowers and apologize. She doesn't want to talk to you fine, that seems juvenile to me, but I'm old. Not a good sign.

I think you really like her. This might be a misstep on her part, but be wary. She can never admit she's wrong is not a good sign.

You asked and you're gonna get all kinds of screwy options.

Be well,
T

Posted by: Farmer at April 05, 2016 12:35 AM (o/90i)

369 "Fucking around with a dude named 'Tickle" will only end in heartache (or jail, broke, strung out, etc). "




He's an idiot. Trouble looking for a place.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 12:35 AM (2MgRi)

370 >>Jason Sehorn? I'm jealous as fuck of that asshole.


I hate him like he was 1000 Ryans.

Posted by: John Doe at April 05, 2016 12:36 AM (leBig)

371 God bless this nerd!

Chinese man builds a life sized robot in the likeness of Scarlett Johannson

http://tinyurl.com/zz6jz77

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2016 12:37 AM (ej1U0)

372 Crush back in the day...Mercedes Lane. Aka Heather Graham.

Crush a couple of years ago...Rollergirl or Jade.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 05, 2016 12:37 AM (hlMPp)

373 ""Tankless or tanked for a replacement water heater? The price diff is only $1300usd">>>

A a single guy I bought a Tankless water heater and it saved me money. If I still had a wife and kids in my house I doubt it would have. Since I use so little hot water it's a good deal since I would keep water hot in the tank for days with hardly any use heating my basement slowly. But when use is high I don't believe they have the same benefit. Just something to think about in you calculation. Mine is gas and the old heater was electric so I don't have good apples to apples numbers.

Posted by: Willy J at April 05, 2016 12:37 AM (On7rW)

374 sockoff

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2016 12:37 AM (leBig)

375 If I ever have to replace the tank here I'm in for...<<<

It's a DIY world. Water heaters are simple.


Posted by: Ralph at April 05, 2016 12:37 AM (e46OR)

376 >>>Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 05, 2016 12:34 AM (kXoT0)<<<




Who's gonna have a fatal aspirin overdose? (though that's more of a Chicago thing)



Oh, well, they just better stay out of the parks at night.

Posted by: zombie Vince Foster at April 05, 2016 12:37 AM (H9MG5)

377 Chinese man builds a life sized robot in the likeness of Scarlett Johannson

http://tinyurl.com/zz6jz77
Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2016 12:37 AM (ej1U0)

---

So that's how it ends for us as a species...

Fitting, I suppose.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 12:38 AM (rlfds)

378
#353
Maet, thanks.
Vehicles would also fall under that, I think.

About the only pickle would be the address on a drivers license.

even if someone changed their name I think there are still court documents on that.

Posted by: jake at April 05, 2016 12:38 AM (ltl42)

379
Three years ago the Girl Scouts weren't as corrupted as they are now.


Posted by: Christopher Taylor

Reminds me of the guy who says "Sure glad I went to college way back in the 90's before all this insanity started." Yeah sure right.

Whatever. A down-low lesbian's grooming agency since the 70's, for my money.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 05, 2016 12:38 AM (xq1UY)

380
374 sockoff

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2016 12:37 AM (leBig)

Yet still got the hash.




Dick.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 05, 2016 12:40 AM (hlMPp)

381 "t's a DIY world. Water heaters are simple."


The heater itself, yeah. Plumb/wire it up.

Then the plumbing guy began to tell me how the space ( a closet) is no longer up to code. I'll need mounts and vents and other shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 12:41 AM (2MgRi)

382 I will be bummed when I lose this one.

Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2016 12:41 AM (leBig)

383 >>>Chinese man builds a life sized robot in the likeness of Scarlett Johannson
http://tinyurl.com/zz6jz77

Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2016 12:37 AM (ej1U0)
<<<



Thankfully he didn't try and mess around with my Lucy Liu.

Posted by: Philip J. Fry at April 05, 2016 12:41 AM (H9MG5)

384 The FB moron groups abilitlity to post vids and pics is why I am grateful pixy is the way it is.

*retch

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 05, 2016 12:42 AM (hlMPp)

385 (leBig)

So does the 'pics or it didn't happen' apply?

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 12:42 AM (rlfds)

386 fyi
Our government, via the EPA totally changed the water heater standards in April 2015, is what I 'm told.

Posted by: jake at April 05, 2016 12:42 AM (ltl42)

387 In re Angie Harmon, I saw that the episodes airing now are the last of Rizzoli and Isles.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 05, 2016 12:43 AM (kXoT0)

388 a-dios

Posted by: jake at April 05, 2016 12:44 AM (ltl42)

389 >>>Our government, via the EPA totally changed the water heater standards in April 2015, is what I 'm told.
Posted by: jake at April 05, 2016 12:42 AM (ltl42)<<<



Duh, your heater is obviously a navigable water way.

Posted by: the EPA at April 05, 2016 12:45 AM (H9MG5)

390 Gonna quit early tonight everybody. Thanks for another evening of great chat!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2016 12:45 AM (ntObR)

391 I was a Girl Scout beyond the age it was socially acceptable to be a Girl Scout. We used codes to talk about our Girl Scout activities.

Posted by: Lauren at April 05, 2016 12:46 AM (u6fQl)

392 Niters qdpsteve.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 12:47 AM (rlfds)

393 I hope nothing I said was construed as advice. I am less qualified than anyone to offer relationship advice.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2016 12:47 AM (wB8Tg)

394 Hasta, QD.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 12:48 AM (2MgRi)

395 358 #327
#337

Thanks,
The gas line thing is planned for.
No un-managed laundry sinks

P.S.
I'm having them put in a manual turn off valve at the hot water source so if the kids take too long of showers I can force them out.

I've had 2 different dads reccomend this

Posted by: jake at April 05, 2016 12:29 AM (ltl42)




Heh. I've actually got 3 valves at my heater -- cold supply to heater, heater to hot, and a shunt between cold supply and hot. Never had to use that one, yet -- but for $15 in parts, it's an ability worth having.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 12:49 AM (EzgxV)

396 Ralph is right about the short hot-water runs. The California vogue is for multiple point-of-use heaters, so you don't have to run as much water waiting for hot.

I'm surprised how many McMansions are going to hot circulation loops to cut down on wait time, as there's no way to insulate pipes so well that you're not running an auxiliary home heating plant. Read home magazines, and get schizo. They are always going two ways at once. It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned.

I think the best compromise would be, shortest possible pipe runs, a teensy regular tank (say 5 or 10 gal), and a smallish tankless feeding it as a quick-recovery unit. That way you don't have the start-up lag that causes so many complaints, and the tankless isn't fighting that constant on-and-off cycle. Should give better temp control too.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 05, 2016 12:49 AM (xq1UY)

397 "I hope nothing I said was construed as advice. I am less qualified than anyone to offer relationship advice."


Nobody can ever offer relationship advice. You can try with good intent, but, no relationship is the same.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 12:49 AM (2MgRi)

398 Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2016 12:37 AM (leBig)

Lol, Garret re: your hash. I swear Pixy really is mucking around with somw of them.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 05, 2016 12:50 AM (GDulk)

399 seriously?

Posted by: GGE of the Working Horde, NC Chapter at April 05, 2016 12:51 AM (30qi/)

400 397 "I hope nothing I said was construed as advice. I am less qualified than anyone to offer relationship advice."


Nobody can ever offer relationship advice. You can try with good intent, but, no relationship is the same.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 12:49 AM (2MgRi)

---

Truer words, yaddayaddayadda...

It's a crapshoot.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 12:51 AM (rlfds)

401 377 Chinese man builds a life sized robot in the likeness of Scarlett Johannson

http://tinyurl.com/zz6jz77
Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2016 12:37 AM (ej1U0)

---

So that's how it ends for us as a species...

Fitting, I suppose.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 12:38 AM (rlfds)




I should contact that Chinese Geek, and get him to spin up some custom-order robots, all modeled on our lovely 'ettes 'round here.

Just trying to calculate if I could collect enough in sales from the Morons, fast enough, to escape before said 'ettes come a' huntin' for my scalp.

*tugs at collar*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at April 05, 2016 12:51 AM (McRlu)

402 "t's a DIY world. Water heaters are simple."





The heater itself, yeah. Plumb/wire it up.



Then the plumbing guy began to tell me how the space ( a closet) is
no longer up to code. I'll need mounts and vents and other shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 12:41 AM (2MgRi)

If a plumber does it, yes he has got to bring it up to code.Homeowner replace in kind...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 05, 2016 12:51 AM (T78UI)

403 Our government, via the EPA totally changed the water heater standards in April 2015, is what I 'm told.
Posted by: jake at April 05, 2016 12:42 AM (ltl42)



Pro tip: install/replace the magnesium anode to keep the present water heater alive.

Yeah, it's a pain in the ass to do it, but with a breaker bar, an iron pipe (for leverage), and a segmented Mg anode, you're in business. Extends the life of the water heater by years.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 12:52 AM (oKE6c)

404 Polliwog,

With Chique's and NDH's (negro and sexy, respectively), I've been thinking the same thing.

Still funny as hell.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 12:53 AM (rlfds)

405 You guys would not believe the hysteria in NC over the 'Bathroom Bill'.

SJW's of all stripes are freaking out.

Of course, now DoJ is threatening, via the usual extortion, i.e., "We may withhold Federal funds"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hhe6vzm

Posted by: Liz Taylor at April 05, 2016 12:53 AM (9mTYi)

406 BTB, is AoSHQ going to have a Dead Pool for Hillary's former aides? You know:

* Who dies first?
* Who dies last?
* Which one dies in a one car collision on a dry road in the middle of nowhere?
* Which one falls down 3 steps breaking her neck, shatters both arms, splinters both legs, breaks her back, and her pelvis?
* Which one dies in a car stalled on the train tracks?
* Etc.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at April 05, 2016 12:34 AM (kXoT0)


Also, which one will also shoot themselves with a handgun using their non-dominant hand...

Posted by: The Conspiratorial Hat at April 05, 2016 12:53 AM (vBeA5)

407 Ooops. Forgot to shed Liz sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2016 12:53 AM (9mTYi)

408
*ponders*
Current water heater installed in 1999.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2016 12:55 AM (9mTYi)

409 "If a plumber does it, yes he has got to bring it up to code.Homeowner replace in kind..."

That was the genesis the convo. I asked about a new heater and he went about lasing the current one and telling me all the no-no's.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 12:56 AM (2MgRi)

410 >>>I should contact that Chinese Geek, and get him to
spin up some custom-order robots, all modeled on our lovely 'ettes
'round here.

Just trying to calculate if I could collect enough in sales from the
Morons, fast enough, to escape before said 'ettes come a' huntin' for
my scalp.
Posted by: Jim at April 05, 2016 12:51 AM (McRlu)<<<




Would the AtC model be half price? Or more expensive, being a royal model after all?


... uh, asking for a friend.

Posted by: thankful the Empress isn't awake for the ONT, so I can enjoy a good sleep before the Ravage at April 05, 2016 12:57 AM (H9MG5)

411 Of course, now DoJ is threatening, via the usual extortion, i.e., "We may withhold Federal funds"


The time is coming, and that right soon, when we may "withhold oxygen" from Feds.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 12:57 AM (oKE6c)

412 "Current water heater installed in 1999. "

96' per the tag on it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 12:57 AM (2MgRi)

413 405 You guys would not believe the hysteria in NC over the 'Bathroom Bill'.

SJW's of all stripes are freaking out.

Of course, now DoJ is threatening, via the usual extortion, i.e., "We may withhold Federal funds"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hhe6vzm

Posted by: Liz Taylor at April 05, 2016 12:53 AM (9mTYi)



I'm ready for some states to start saying, "you can take your Fed funds and shove 'em up your Fed ass -- and, BTW, anyone with Federal plates, logos, or working in a Federal building is going to get a $1,000 speeding ticket once a week, even if they're parked, until we impound and auction all the Fed cars."

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 12:57 AM (EzgxV)

414 Sure. The Feds may withhold federal funds unless North Carolina allows men into women's restrooms.

What the fuck ever, whole world has shit itself.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2016 12:57 AM (wB8Tg)

415 lol Jim,

As sweet as that is, I don't think I would want to have a sexbot modeled after me...

The weird factor is just a wee bit too much.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 12:58 AM (rlfds)

416 If you're switching from gas to electric that may present a problem otherwise just replicate what you've got.

They make connections for pvc to galvanized; you can pick an easy spot and go cpvcp to and from the tank. It's just cut and paste.

The gas connection: you can purchase flexible gas line and Teflon tape. Use soap to assure there's no leak in you gas connection. Using a Bic is not recommended.

The appropriate response after that to any questioning is "I don't know".




Posted by: Ralph at April 05, 2016 12:58 AM (e46OR)

417 Gonna quit early tonight everybody. Thanks for another evening of great chat!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 05, 2016 12:45 AM

Nite to all here, long drive today. Be well qdsteve and the rest of the Horde.

Best wishes to publius and the family health
problems he is dealing with.

We had a nice escape for a day. Doggehs love where they stay, but it's a fun time to bring them back home. They go nutz.

Nite you Morons.

Posted by: Farmer at April 05, 2016 12:58 AM (o/90i)

418 Really, the best advice I can give to any 'ette or any woman for that matter is spoken by noted philosopher and musician Doug E. Fresh.


Cut that Zero and get with this hero.

But I digress.

G'night horde. Have a blessed Tuesday. Tackle the obstacles. Kick em like a whiny liberal.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 05, 2016 12:58 AM (hlMPp)

419 Hot water tanks were usually 60 or 80 gallons before "quick recovery" came in. Now 40 is about standard, although I've seen ImpressMe houses with two 60's just to prove, something. I ran two full baths, a kitchen and kitchenette (4 persons peak) with a gas 40, and there were no screams from the shower.

You shouldn't have to spec and engineer the venting for the forced-induction self-lighters. Pipe data for that should be right in the instructions, and putting in PVC tube for air intake is not hard, except for going through foundations. Why, I'd bet there are YouTube videos for that stuff.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 05, 2016 12:59 AM (xq1UY)

420 I grew up with a girl who was one of the stars of a well-known show in the nineties. She's very sweet and still does TV and voiceovers. We still keep in touch and I chat with her sister a couple of times a week.

She's told me about all kinds of creeps who still stalk her by any means possible. Her agent or assistant intercepts most things and anything that does manage to get to her is carefully and quickly trashed by her husband.

The moral of this story is that if you send anything to a famous person, they'll likely never see it.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 05, 2016 12:59 AM (dPpmC)

421 "guys would not believe the hysteria in NC over the 'Bathroom Bill'.
"

Yeah all my old college friends are up in arms. I'm about to go scorched earth and graphically describe being molested my a middle aged man when I was 3 and ask why they want my daughters to be exposed to adult male genitalia and why they hate women.

Posted by: Lauren at April 05, 2016 12:59 AM (u6fQl)

422 The appropriate response after that to any questioning is "I don't know".

Posted by: Ralph at April 05, 2016 12:58 AM (e46OR)



Or for those of us in CA and other wetback-infested areas, "Que?" That usually ends the discussion.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 01:00 AM (oKE6c)

423 "If you're switching from gas to electric that may present a problem otherwise just replicate what you've got."

Propane. And propane accessories.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 01:00 AM (2MgRi)

424 NC has always folded.
IIRC they were a pain when we were establishing the Union.


Posted by: Ralph at April 05, 2016 01:00 AM (e46OR)

425 The Feds may withhold federal funds unless North Carolina allows men into women's restrooms.

What the fuck ever, whole world has shit itself.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith
------------

Not just the restrooms, also showers, changing rooms, etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2016 01:00 AM (9mTYi)

426 Good talk. Try not blow myself up. Hasta.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 01:02 AM (2MgRi)

427 why they hate women.

Posted by: Lauren at April 05, 2016 12:59 AM (u6fQl)


They hate everyone. It's your turn in the barrel.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2016 01:03 AM (wB8Tg)

428 The Feds may withhold federal funds unless North Carolina allows men into women's restrooms.



Where are the lesb feminists when you really need them?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 01:03 AM (oKE6c)

429 Propane. And propane accessories.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 05, 2016 01:00 AM (2MgRi)


Taste the meat - not the heat.

Posted by: Maetenloch at April 05, 2016 01:03 AM (wqVD1)

430 Propane, aw crap. Caveat, I want to live in propane land. That stuff is heavier than air.

Yeah, knew a fellow who lit up a cig and blew up his house. He was a good man too.


Posted by: Ralph at April 05, 2016 01:03 AM (e46OR)

431 "Not just the restrooms, also showers, changing rooms, etc."

Yep.

Posted by: Lauren at April 05, 2016 01:03 AM (u6fQl)

432 Has any reporter asked Bernie Sanders about his stance against charities lately?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/bs-v-charities

All within the state, nothing outside the state, etc.

Posted by: KT at April 05, 2016 01:05 AM (qahv/)

433 424 NC has always folded.
IIRC they were a pain when we were establishing the Union.


Posted by: Ralph at April 05, 2016 01:00 AM (e46OR)



Ah, but SC.....Star-Spangled in the war of 1812 and first shots for the Civil War.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 01:05 AM (EzgxV)

434 The time is coming, and that right soon, when we may "withhold oxygen" from Feds.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 05, 2016 12:57 AM (oKE6c)

****

Some of us are already well down that road. Cash biz can awesome. So I'm told....

Posted by: Tim in GA at April 05, 2016 01:05 AM (YLidQ)

435 "
They hate everyone. It's your turn in the barrel."

True. But the day a man shows up in my daughters' changing room and starts flashing them is the day I'm arrested for assault.

Posted by: Lauren at April 05, 2016 01:05 AM (u6fQl)

436 "It is the century of constant sacrifice by the normal to the abnormal" - G.K Chesterton

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2016 01:06 AM (9mTYi)

437 Yeah, Sherman told his men to go light on NC because they (paraphrasing) were very close to the Union.


Posted by: Ralph at April 05, 2016 01:07 AM (e46OR)

438 Yeah all my old college friends are up in arms. I'm about to go scorched earth and graphically describe being molested my a middle aged man when I was 3 and ask why they want my daughters to be exposed to adult male genitalia and why they hate women.

Posted by: Lauren at April 05, 2016 12:59 AM (u6fQl)

****
Please, please, should you ever do that, post a link to that conversation.

Posted by: Tim in GA at April 05, 2016 01:08 AM (YLidQ)

439 But the day a man shows up in my daughters' changing room and starts flashing them is the day I'm arrested for assault.
Posted by: Lauren
--------------------

You could just try inappropriate gestures, but that might get you into trouble also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2016 01:09 AM (9mTYi)

440 Has anyone suggested that the unisex bathroom movement may be a hidden lobbyist agenda for architects and builders? Public-space designers were highly embarrassed in the earlier, more sensible days of the womens movement, when it was revealed that stadium constructors had often presumed women wouldn't "go" there, or that they could use a facility as quickly as men could. They had to add a lot of "Ladies Rooms," and now there are fancy formulas they have to work out for that stuff. Making everyone equal would even that all out for them. Suspicious?

[]

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 05, 2016 01:09 AM (xq1UY)

441 All of this proliferation of genders and people who can't figure out what they are by looking at their fiddly bits nonsense is starting to really annoy me.

There are two biological sexes, and gender is a linguistic device used to describe them. There is no spiritual component to it, and if so damn insistent that they're not suffering from a body___ disorder because they're a soul born in a wrong body blah blah blah, our response should be: "Fine, but that's an inherently religious idea, so according to the Separation of Church and State, we can't legislate anything relating to it without it being an establishment of religion."

It's either madness or religion, and either way, we've got a win button. So how do we change the argument, nationally?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 05, 2016 01:10 AM (J+mig)

442 True. But the day a man shows up in my daughters' changing room and starts flashing them is the day I'm arrested for assault.

When encountered by the eyes, aerosol perfume or deodorant has been known to sting ... So be careful when you spray.

Posted by: Adriane the DIY Critic ... at April 05, 2016 01:10 AM (AoK0a)

443 Weird. It censored the word image.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 05, 2016 01:11 AM (J+mig)

444 []
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 05, 2016 01:09 AM (xq1UY)

*****

[No primary stuff]

Posted by: Tim in GA at April 05, 2016 01:12 AM (YLidQ)

445 Yeah all my old college friends are up in arms. I'm about to go scorched earth and graphically describe being molested my a middle aged man when I was 3 and ask why they want my daughters to be exposed to adult male genitalia and why they hate women.

Posted by: Lauren at April 05, 2016 12:59 AM (u6fQl)


Sadly, they'd probably respond that the individual with the penis exposed to your daughters is actually a woman... and then threaten to take your daughters away for teaching them H8.

Posted by: The Cis-Hat at April 05, 2016 01:12 AM (vBeA5)

446 Has anyone suggested that the unisex bathroom
movement may be a hidden lobbyist agenda for architects and builders?
Public-space designers were highly embarrassed in the earlier, more
sensible days of the womens movement, when it was revealed that stadium
constructors had often presumed women wouldn't "go" there, or that they
could use a facility as quickly as men could. They had to add a lot of
"Ladies Rooms," and now there are fancy formulas they have to work out
for that stuff. Making everyone equal would even that all out for them.
Suspicious?

...


Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 05, 2016 01:09 AM (xq1UY)

Make all restrooms like a hallway with a slit trench down the middle.

Since they are all uni/multi sex, just put a trench down the main corridor.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 05, 2016 01:12 AM (T78UI)

447 @443 It does that. How did you get it in the second time?
--picnic--

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 05, 2016 01:13 AM (xq1UY)

448 Oh, and if any of y'all are in an unusually cordial mood, you'd be welcome to wish me a Happy Birthday, now.

The Olde Odometer just clicked another one on the dial. And I'm way the hell out of warranty, too.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 05, 2016 01:15 AM (McRlu)

449
Smart Cookies: The Gendered Spaces of Labor, Citizenship, and Nationalism in the Girl Scout Cookie Sale

Oh, do fuck off...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, Epic Battle of the Cyclic Stars (TM) at April 05, 2016 01:15 AM (BK3ZS)

450 441 Cato

So here's something I've been pondering:

When the whole Caitlin thing started, I wondered whether such a person (or, more specifically, one who's actually followed through) would qualify for (lower) female rates for life insurance. So I reached out to an underwriter, and was told that they'd go with birth sex.

Okay, but: one, who's to say, and two, when (not will) the first lawsuit be filed?

Posted by: speedster1 at April 05, 2016 01:15 AM (vUcdz)

451 just put a trench down the main corridor.

Cultural appropriation-appropriate, for the next ruling class we'll have.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 05, 2016 01:16 AM (xq1UY)

452 Happy B-day, Jim!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 05, 2016 01:16 AM (YJmuy)

453 "Sadly, they'd probably respond that the individual with the penis exposed to your daughters is actually a woman... and then threaten to take your daughters away for teaching them H8. "

Yeah one actually said "it's not a man in the bathroom, it's a transwoman. Huge difference!"

Yeah, the transwoman gets off on seeing "herself" in a bikini.

Posted by: Lauren at April 05, 2016 01:17 AM (u6fQl)

454 Happy birthday, Jim!


Posted by: Ralph at April 05, 2016 01:17 AM (e46OR)

455 The Olde Odometer just clicked another one on the dial. And I'm way the hell out of warranty, too.

Jim
-------------

Well, I would say, "Stay off of roofs", but I don't think it would work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 05, 2016 01:18 AM (9mTYi)

456 443 Weird. It censored the word image.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 05, 2016 01:11 AM (J+mig)



If you typoed without the letter "a", it'll do that.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 01:19 AM (EzgxV)

457 448 Jim

Yom huledet sameyach!!

Posted by: speedster1 at April 05, 2016 01:19 AM (vUcdz)

458 At the palace of Versailles, they just pissed in the stairwells. We could be just having a tempest in a piss-pot, here. Might not be that much future to plumbing.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 05, 2016 01:20 AM (xq1UY)

459 448 Oh, and if any of y'all are in an unusually cordial mood, you'd be welcome to wish me a Happy Birthday, now.

The Olde Odometer just clicked another one on the dial. And I'm way the hell out of warranty, too.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 05, 2016 01:15 AM (McRlu)



Happy b'day, Jim!!!! ....and best wishes for many more without falling off-of or through roofs.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 01:20 AM (EzgxV)

460 Hippo
Birdie
2 Ewes ...


E I E I O !!!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Calendar Critic ... at April 05, 2016 01:20 AM (AoK0a)

461 445 Yeah all my old college friends are up in arms. I'm about to go scorched earth and graphically describe being molested my a middle aged man when I was 3 and ask why they want my daughters to be exposed to adult male genitalia and why they hate women.

Posted by: Lauren at April 05, 2016 12:59 AM (u6fQl)

Sadly, they'd probably respond that the individual with the penis exposed to your daughters is actually a woman... and then threaten to take your daughters away for teaching them H8.



Posted by: The Cis-Hat at April 05, 2016 01:12 AM (vBeA5)

As I've said before... If I ever own another business, the bathrooms will be marked "Penis" and "No Penis".... what you call yourself, or how you dress??? I don't care.

Its what you do or do not have hanging between your legs...

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 05, 2016 01:22 AM (qf6WZ)

462 So...

If it hadn't been for Justice Ginsberg's husband...

Rorschach would never have donned his mask.

Posted by: mindful webworker - variably transmogrified at April 05, 2016 01:24 AM (I9SqL)

463 461 445 Yeah all my old college friends are up in arms. I'm about to go scorched earth and graphically describe being molested my a middle aged man when I was 3 and ask why they want my daughters to be exposed to adult male genitalia and why they hate women.

Posted by: Lauren at April 05, 2016 12:59 AM (u6fQl)

Sadly, they'd probably respond that the individual with the penis exposed to your daughters is actually a woman... and then threaten to take your daughters away for teaching them H8.



Posted by: The Cis-Hat at April 05, 2016 01:12 AM (vBeA5)

As I've said before... If I ever own another business, the bathrooms will be marked "Penis" and "No Penis".... what you call yourself, or how you dress??? I don't care.

Its what you do or do not have hanging between your legs...

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 05, 2016 01:22 AM (qf6WZ)



I wonder if that might work.....



In the Dortmunder novels, Westlake had the gang's favorite bar use "Pointers" and "Setters" on the bathroom signs.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 01:24 AM (EzgxV)

464 As I've said before... If I ever own another
business, the bathrooms will be marked "Penis" and "No Penis".... what
you call yourself, or how you dress??? I don't care.



Its what you do or do not have hanging between your legs...



Posted by: Don Quixote at April 05, 2016 01:22 AM (qf6WZ)


It's a shame our language doesn't already have words for that.

Something like male and female.

It'd so simplify things, without having to draw a dong or a dong with a circle/slash on a door.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 05, 2016 01:25 AM (J+mig)

465 Dang it, how are we supposed to know if something is a trap now?

Posted by: Boone at April 05, 2016 01:27 AM (bLfK+)

466 465 Dang it, how are we supposed to know if something is a trap now?

Posted by: Boone at April 05, 2016 01:27 AM (bLfK+)


Reruns?

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 05, 2016 01:28 AM (qf6WZ)

467 465
Dang it, how are we supposed to know if something is a trap now?

Posted by: Boone at April 05, 2016 01:27 AM (bLfK+)


Everything is a trap.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 05, 2016 01:28 AM (J+mig)

468
464 As I've said before... If I ever own another
business, the bathrooms will be marked "Penis" and "No Penis".... what
you call yourself, or how you dress??? I don't care.



Its what you do or do not have hanging between your legs...



Posted by: Don Quixote at April 05, 2016 01:22 AM (qf6WZ)


It's a shame our language doesn't already have words for that.

Something like male and female.

It'd so simplify things, without having to draw a dong or a dong with a circle/slash on a door.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 05, 2016 01:25 AM (J+mig)




Just as random word association -- supposedly, there was a bookstore named "The Pen Is Mightier Than the Sword" that learned the value of punctuation in the internet age. Their first website was "penismightier.com".

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 01:29 AM (EzgxV)

469 As I've said before... If I ever own another business, the bathrooms will be marked "Penis" and "No Penis".... what you call yourself, or how you dress??? I don't care.

Its what you do or do not have hanging between your legs...

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 05, 2016 01:22 AM (qf6WZ)


Which is why it is necissary to stop distinguishing between "genders" as the law now understands it, and distinguish between "biological sexes".

Designate bathrooms by "biological sex" and then state that there will be no discrimination based on "gender".

Of course, the Left will tie themselves in knots to explain how non-discrimination is discriminatory. Why? Because they don't care about discrimination, but only using the accusation as a tool to destroy society in order to replace it.

Posted by: The Hat of Western Civilization at April 05, 2016 01:29 AM (vBeA5)

470 Dang it, how are we supposed to know if something is a trap now?

Posted by: Boone at April 05, 2016 01:27 AM (bLfK+)


*smiles*

Posted by: Bridgette at April 05, 2016 01:30 AM (vBeA5)

471 Maybe label your bathrooms XX and XY.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 05, 2016 01:31 AM (J+mig)

472 Of course, the Left will tie themselves in knots to explain how non-discrimination is discriminatory. Why? Because they don't care about discrimination, but only using the accusation as a tool to destroy society in order to replace it. Posted by: The Hat of Western Civilization at April 05, 2016 01:29 AM (vBeA5)


Nailed it. Being non-discriminatory does not have any real value to them. It's just an ornament they wear to try to show themselves as enlightened and good people. They readily and enthusiastically discriminate against everything that doesn't share their worldview.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 05, 2016 01:33 AM (J+mig)

473 471 Maybe label your bathrooms XX and XY.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 05, 2016 01:31 AM (J+mig)


Except that some Trans with a Penis will then go into the Ladies room...

And some guy with an artificial vag will be in the Mens Room...

Which we then have to try to explain to our kids...

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 05, 2016 01:33 AM (qf6WZ)

474 471 Maybe label your bathrooms XX and XY.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 05, 2016 01:31 AM (J+mig)



"Dangling modifiers" or "proper nouns"?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 01:34 AM (EzgxV)

475 Happy B-Day Jim!!

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 01:36 AM (rlfds)

476 As I've said before... If I ever own another
business, the bathrooms will be marked "Penis" and "No Penis".... what
you call yourself, or how you dress??? I don't care.

Its what you do or do not have hanging between your legs...

Posted by: Don Quixote


D1: XX*
D2: XY
D3: EXIT
*Jamie Lee Curtis and anomalies still go here

If you can't figure it out , YER ANTI-THIENCE~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 05, 2016 01:37 AM (A/3fN)

477 I woke up and turned on the basketball game and there was under 20 minutes to go, N.C. was winning by around 5 pts. So I woke up again and expected the worse looked up ESPN to see.
THE NOVA WILDCATS WON! NO F' IN SHIT!

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2016 01:37 AM (1J6E6)

478 Maybe label your bathrooms XX and XY.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 05, 2016 01:31 AM (J+mig)


The Left are now saying that biological sex is a "social construct" and point to those with XO, XXY, &c. chromosome sets, or those who developed contra their lack or presence of a Y chromosome due to hormone imbalances in the uterous.

These are medical abnormalities and biologically quite atypical, and even then they tend to skew in physical form one way or the other vis a vis male vs. female.

But the Left claims, in essense, that a penis or vagina are merely superficial and not different than differences in skin color, height, &c.

This is the insanity that is being taught as gospal truth to children.

Posted by: The Chromosomal Hat at April 05, 2016 01:38 AM (vBeA5)

479 Happy birthday, Jim!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2016 01:38 AM (wB8Tg)

480 Except that some Trans with a Penis will then go into the Ladies room...

And some guy with an artificial vag will be in the Mens Room...

Which we then have to try to explain to our kids...

Posted by: Don Quixote at April 05, 2016 01:33 AM (qf6WZ)


Don't worry, we've already taken care of that for you...

Posted by: Public Schools at April 05, 2016 01:39 AM (vBeA5)

481 Kids already get Why does Billy have 2 mommies?
So I'm sure why does Billy's dad wear a dress is also covered.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2016 01:42 AM (1J6E6)

482 >>>Just as random word association -- supposedly, there
was a bookstore named "The Pen Is Mightier Than the Sword" that learned
the value of punctuation in the internet age. Their first website was
"penismightier.com".

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 01:29 AM (EzgxV)<<<

"The penis mightier" is my line, Trebek!

Posted by: Sean Connery at April 05, 2016 01:43 AM (H9MG5)

483 I better trademark "Anal bumcover" before some other jagoff steals that, too.

Posted by: Sean Connery at April 05, 2016 01:44 AM (H9MG5)

484 A three pointer at the buzzer for the game.
Maybe I need to start watching bsketball.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2016 01:46 AM (1J6E6)

485 And no one thought a damn thing about it. A baby would cry, and mom would feed it, right there. It was done discreetly, and no one gave it a second thought.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at April 04, 2016 11:14 PM (DW+jj)


As opposed to today with some women breast feeding under a flashing neon 'look at me' arrow.

Posted by: RickZ at April 05, 2016 01:47 AM (o1Aoz)

486 And with thanks to all the well-wishers, I'm out to snoozeville for the remainder of the evening.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 05, 2016 01:51 AM (McRlu)

487 Because it was discussed among the Moron commentariat, I started watching The Ameri☭ans.

Only after getting into it do I realize, it's now in its 4th season. I really need another series to watch - not!

Thanks, Horde!

Posted by: mindful webworker - true blue at April 05, 2016 01:52 AM (I9SqL)

488 As opposed to today with some women breast feeding under a flashing neon 'look at me' arrow.

Posted by: RickZ at April 05, 2016 01:47 AM (o1Aoz)


*posts to Instagram*

*posts to Facebook*

*posts to Twitter*

Posted by: Breastfeeding HIV+ Welfare Queen at April 05, 2016 01:53 AM (vBeA5)

489 My sister just asked me if I felt the earthquake. What earthquake? She said the news said there had been one about 15 minutes ago. Turns out there was a decent one but too far away to be noticed. Anything less than a 3.0 tends to be shrugged off: might have been an earthquake, might have been gas.

http://scedc.caltech.edu/recent/Maps/Los_Angeles.html

Posted by: Epobirs at April 05, 2016 01:56 AM (IdCqF)

490 Did I get banned again?

Posted by: rickl at April 05, 2016 02:07 AM (sdi6R)

491 When I first moved up this way, it seemed like one rumbled through every so often. There'd be a party game where people would try to estimate the Richter and distance -- ones farther away feel "noisier" while closer ones feel "wavier" or "joltier". Over the last decade, it seems like we're getting fewer.




Which, of course, sucks -- frequent, mild earthquakes help relieve the stresses that can cause infrequent, significant quakes -- and make them less likely.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 02:08 AM (EzgxV)

492 Huh. I wished Jim a happy birthday twice and neither of those posts appeared.

Posted by: rickl at April 05, 2016 02:09 AM (sdi6R)

493 490 Did I get banned again?

Posted by: rickl at April 05, 2016 02:07 AM (sdi6R)



Yup, still banned. It's all that "sending flowers to people" you've been known to do.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 02:09 AM (EzgxV)

494 492 Huh. I wished Jim a happy birthday twice and neither of those posts appeared.

Posted by: rickl at April 05, 2016 02:09 AM (sdi6R)



Experimental anti-double-post Pixy code?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 02:09 AM (EzgxV)

495 Nom-nom-nom....

Posted by: Gladys, the hamster at April 05, 2016 02:10 AM (EzgxV)

496 Teeth brushed. Beverage consumed. Coffeemaker set up for the morning. Pets are all inside. Comments slow to a crawl. Must be time to...

♫ GET UP AND DANCE! ♫

* stands… keels over… passes out *

Posted by: mindful webworker - z! at April 05, 2016 02:10 AM (I9SqL)

497 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 05, 2016 02:11 AM (YJmuy)

498 Speaking of genders, did any of the other Ettes giggle when Ace was telling us all to man up a few weeks ago? I mean, I get his point, but there's a good chunk of the Horde who can't pee their names in the snow.

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 05, 2016 02:16 AM (2PInT)

499 478 Maybe label your bathrooms XX and XY.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 05, 2016 01:31 AM (J+mig)

The Left are now saying that biological sex is a "social construct" and point to those with XO, XXY, &c. chromosome sets, or those who developed contra their lack or presence of a Y chromosome due to hormone imbalances in the uterous.

These are medical abnormalities and biologically quite atypical, and even then they tend to skew in physical form one way or the other vis a vis male vs. female.

But the Left claims, in essense, that a penis or vagina are merely superficial and not different than differences in skin color, height, &c.

This is the insanity that is being taught as gospal truth to children.
Posted by: The Chromosomal Hat at April 05, 2016

So urinals for all.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2016 02:17 AM (cXiMR)

500 Also, to get ahead of history, for once, I propose the term "ManAnything" as the newest thought crime.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2016 11:47 PM (wB8Tg)


I can't see them complaining anytime soon about men paying alimony or child support.

Posted by: RickZ at April 05, 2016 02:21 AM (o1Aoz)

501 499 478 Maybe label your bathrooms XX and XY.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at April 05, 2016 01:31 AM (J+mig)

The Left are now saying that biological sex is a "social construct" and point to those with XO, XXY, &c. chromosome sets, or those who developed contra their lack or presence of a Y chromosome due to hormone imbalances in the uterous.

These are medical abnormalities and biologically quite atypical, and even then they tend to skew in physical form one way or the other vis a vis male vs. female.

But the Left claims, in essense, that a penis or vagina are merely superficial and not different than differences in skin color, height, &c.

This is the insanity that is being taught as gospal truth to children.
Posted by: The Chromosomal Hat at April 05, 2016

So urinals for all.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2016 02:17 AM (cXiMR)



You'd like....stalls for all.



You'd grudgingly accept....urinals for all.



You'll get....pedos for all.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 02:22 AM (EzgxV)

502 You'd like....stalls for all.

You'd grudgingly accept....urinals for all.

You'll get....pedos for all.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 02:22 AM (EzgxV)


Whoo-hoo!

Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 05, 2016 02:24 AM (vBeA5)

503
I'm watching a season of the original All in the Family which is called Till Death Do Us Part. It's pretty good. The Gloria character is played by Una Stubbs of Mrs Hudson fame in BBC Sherlock. Her and meatball do nothing but sit on the couch.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 02:24 AM (iQIUe)

504 (wonders if he can find Pam Dawber's address)

Posted by: Captain Whitebread On The All-Night Request Line at April 04, 2016 11:48 PM (rJUlF)


You'd better watch out for her husband, Leroy Jethro Gibbs. IRL, Dawber is married to Mark Harmon since 1987, an eternity in Hollywood marriage years.

Posted by: RickZ at April 05, 2016 02:24 AM (o1Aoz)

505 This is the insanity that is being taught as gospal truth to children.
Posted by: The Chromosomal Hat at April 05, 2016

Even little kids know that boys have outies and girls have innies. Children are just not that stupid. It takes years of indoctrination by moonbats to achieve that kind of weapons-grade stupid.

And the first man who enters the bathroom when I'm there will find out that some women carry more than lipstick in their purses. You do NOT get to perv on this lady, I can tell you that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2016 02:31 AM (+YMhA)

506 so theres always jury nullification -- the first 280lb black women that beats the living shit out of some white freak who tries this will be the next Rosa Parks.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2016 02:35 AM (cXiMR)

507 did I break the blog?

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2016 02:43 AM (cXiMR)

508 498 Speaking of genders, did any of the other Ettes giggle when Ace was telling us all to man up a few weeks ago? I mean, I get his point, but there's a good chunk of the Horde who can't pee their names in the snow.
Posted by: pookysgirl at April 05, 2016 02:16 AM (2PInT)

"But son, that's my daughter's handwriting!"

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2016 02:43 AM (+YMhA)

509 506 so theres always jury nullification -- the first 280lb black women that beats the living shit out of some white freak who tries this will be the next Rosa Parks.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2016 02:35 AM (cXiMR)



Should we end up with "penis" and "non-penis" bathrooms, I would have a difficult time convicting anyone who personally ensured that someone entering a non-penis bathroom with a penis ended up without one. There would, of course be suitable exceptions -- e.g. a pre-beatdown IQ < 70. And dull knives would be right out.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 02:45 AM (EzgxV)

510 This is not how I anticipated the 21st century would unfold.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 02:46 AM (EzgxV)

511 "GET GOVERNMENT BACK IN THE BEDROOM, and shower, and bathroom" they shouted once they had power.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2016 02:49 AM (wB8Tg)

512 You thought that people would learn from their mistakes and move forward, instead of devolving to the lowest common denominator. You thought wrong.

Look at history. We keep claiming that we know so much that the ancients did not, but that's just not true. We may know some different things, but certainly not more. And we still act like beasts when nobody is looking.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2016 02:50 AM (+YMhA)

513 The solution to the transgender bathroom crisis is simple: just eliminate bathrooms altogether.

If you gotta take a dump, just stop wherever you are walking, drop trou, and take a dump on the sidewalk. If you gotta pee, then pee where you are: whip it out and let it whiz.

The only reason we don't do this is shame, and shame is a relic of the patriarchy.

Excreta Freedom is the next Social Justice movement!

Posted by: zombie at April 05, 2016 02:51 AM (jBuUi)

514 I can imagine answering questions from a time-traveler from the past.

"So do we have flying cars and bases on the moon?"

"Well, no, but we do have assisted suicide hotlines and men in the ladies' room."

"..."

"Oh I forgot the social media push to shame people who talk about the causes of terrorism."

"Yeah."

"So, going back?"

BZZT.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2016 02:52 AM (wB8Tg)

515 Even little kids know that boys have outies and girls have innies. Children are just not that stupid. It takes years of indoctrination by moonbats to achieve that kind of weapons-grade stupid.

And the first man who enters the bathroom when I'm there will find out that some women carry more than lipstick in their purses. You do NOT get to perv on this lady, I can tell you that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2016 02:31 AM (+YMhA)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_cs2pGXneA

Posted by: The Kindergarten Hat at April 05, 2016 02:53 AM (vBeA5)

516 Excreta Freedom is the next Social Justice movement!
Posted by: zombie at April 05, 2016 02:51 AM (jBuUi)

Too much time at the Fulton St Fair, honey.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2016 02:54 AM (+YMhA)

517

The solution to the transgender bathroom crisis is simple:

... Portajohns.


Nothing like the hard stink and pervasive nastiness of the one-special-room to solve multiple problems.


... or perhaps trough-urinals, as commonly found at drive-in movie theaters (usually 4-5 feet long, but with extra-deep and extra-fast flow, and larger drains to cover all eventualities) for everyone is the solution.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 05, 2016 02:56 AM (FlRtG)

518 My favorite idiocy today concerns Obammy deciding that landlords need to rent to felonious assholes because if we didn't, we would be racist.


Clearly, all felons are black.


Obammy told me so.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2016 02:57 AM (+YMhA)

519 512 You thought that people would learn from their mistakes and move forward, instead of devolving to the lowest common denominator. You thought wrong.

Look at history. We keep claiming that we know so much that the ancients did not, but that's just not true. We may know some different things, but certainly not more. And we still act like beasts when nobody is looking.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2016 02:50 AM (+YMhA)



Though I have a great deal of respect for humans to come up with stupid ideas and fail in their implementation, I actually believed that the failures of the 20th century -- and all the resultant bodies -- might actually be such a clear refutation of their ideology that we could turn our attention to new stupidity.



But no, we get to do Wilson and Weimar again.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2016 02:59 AM (EzgxV)

520 Yeah, I got your disparate impact right here.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2016 03:02 AM (wB8Tg)

521 "Nothing like the hard stink and pervasive nastiness of the one-special-room to solve multiple problems."
---
straddle trenches/troughs for everyone...

they're good enough for GI's, so the rest of you bitches can suck it the fuck up.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 05, 2016 03:04 AM (Pj+xp)

522 cthulhu, such hope surprises me. I thought you old ones thrived on despair.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2016 03:06 AM (cXiMR)

523 Considering the number of GIs found fucking in portashitters downrange, not exactly a ringing endorsement, redc1c4.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 03:06 AM (rlfds)

524 they're good enough for GI's, so the rest of you bitches can suck it the fuck up.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 05, 2016 03:04 AM (Pj+xp)

Honey, I'm not sucking anything up near an open trough.

Posted by: tcn in AK at April 05, 2016 03:06 AM (+YMhA)

525 Zombie has seen our future, and it is San Francisco.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2016 03:06 AM (cXiMR)

526 The only reason we don't do this is shame, and shame is a relic of the patriarchy.

---

well that and disease, public health concerns, and other patriarchal, cisgendered, dead white Eupropeon male delusions

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 05, 2016 03:07 AM (Pj+xp)

527 Zombie has seen our future, and it is San Francisco.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2016 03:06 AM (cXiMR)


San Fransisco is just practice...

Posted by: The Not-so-optimistic Hat at April 05, 2016 03:09 AM (vBeA5)

528 Considering the number of GIs found fucking in portashitters downrange, not exactly a ringing endorsement, redc1c4.
---
LOL: at various times, we caught someone taking a bath in the fill port of the water buffalo, and, supposedly, someone in the tank of the porta potty with a mask and snorkel on.

i was only there for the first: i had to decon the water boo.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 05, 2016 03:13 AM (Pj+xp)

529 San Fransisco is just practice...
---
or the minimum acceptable accommodation.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 05, 2016 03:16 AM (Pj+xp)

530 Heh red, my condolences...would rather burn shit any day.

Still not as bad as the Phantom Shitter, who had a thing with shitting in the showers, both male and female, which is disturbing in itself...

Yeah, shower shoes is a must, which I adhere to to this day, if it's not my own shower.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 03:18 AM (rlfds)

531 I forgot. Seems appropriate right now:

https://youtu.be/rYzXhE3vwNk

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2016 03:21 AM (wB8Tg)

532 i got the worst case of athlete's foot, with shower shoes.

of course, it was Ft Irwin in August, communal shower that no one was responsible for maintaining, apparently, and the drains were so clogged that shower shoes didn't save me, any more than my 20 year plus practice of going barefoot for an period every day in the field, whilst my boots dried out on the engine, did. Sand is a wonderful exfoliant, but it failed me that time.

after getting home, and soaking my dogs in pure bleach twice a day for a week didn't cure it, i went and got an Rx for Lamasil.

that killed it, albeit it dented my drinking for a week or two.

bastards.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 05, 2016 03:24 AM (Pj+xp)

533 That would be a dead puppet, Mero.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 03:25 AM (rlfds)

534 Oh my gosh, I am such a dimwit.

I was watching the game, and for some reason, I thought the shot UNC hit with 4 seconds left was the game winner, so I turned it off in frustration.

And, I log on to see Villanova won! And the shot actually tied it up. Good surprise but man, I wish I had left it on.

Posted by: TickledPink at April 05, 2016 03:27 AM (F5hTl)

535 That would be a dead puppet, Mero.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 03:25 AM (rlfds)


That's the mascot of the modern age!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2016 03:29 AM (wB8Tg)

536 Still not as bad as the Phantom Shitter, who had a thing with shitting in the showers, both male and female, which is disturbing in itself...

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 03:18 AM (rlfds)


I've never understood that whole 'I'm so proud of my shit, I think I'll take a dump in public and leave the pile for all to see'. I've taken shits in public, if one considers camping in the woods 'public', but I am a mammal who covered up his shit, like most non-human mammals do. Humans leaving their shit on public display is de-evolution.

Posted by: RickZ at April 05, 2016 03:30 AM (o1Aoz)

537 Ah yes, familiar with Ft Irwin in August...2005.

I would forego standing in ankle-deep water (the clogged drains are still there) and just take a bitchbath instead.

Yeah, Iraq was preferable to that shithole.

Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 05, 2016 03:31 AM (rlfds)

538 Sigh. I know I must have dripped food on my chair a fair number of times over its time at my desk. The dog just had a grand old time licking the hell out of the middle front of the seat, making it look like I've got an incontinence problem.

Posted by: Epobirs at April 05, 2016 03:32 AM (IdCqF)

539 "Heh red, my condolences...would rather burn shit any day."
---
no you wouldn't...

the CO gave me $20, told me to go to garrison and get the problem solved.

i went to the PX, bought a shitload of generic bleach and some beer with the rest of the money, and went out to the water point.

quarter or so filled the boo, added a gallon of bleach, had a beer, and drove it around the tank trails, stopping every so often to run water through the taps. came back, added more water, repeat... eventually got it full, somewhat diluted, then ran around while it drained.

rather, rinse,repeat.

last batch, i saved some chlorine, filled it to the rim with brim, then poured in a super-chlorinating dose,. battened everything down, drove back to our AO, parked it in the shade, checked the available chlorine with a kit, then told the CO that it had to have contact time to ensure sterilization, and went off to my shelter half lean-to with the rest of the beer.

in the am, we drained it, let it sit open all day, than took it down, rinsed it out and then refilled it.

prolly violated a zillion regs, but saved everyone above me about the same number of ass-chewings.

which is why i made retirement.


Posted by: redc1c4 at April 05, 2016 03:36 AM (Pj+xp)

540 I cleaned some showers with DS2. They looked good when I left - dont know how the hardware fared six weeks later.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2016 03:49 AM (cXiMR)

541 Test test....

Posted by: Hamster QX-1 at April 05, 2016 03:51 AM (2yngH)

542 all right, red!

Soldiers will do anything in a portajohn. In rainy assed weather, it was the only dry place around. I´ve sat in there eating my mre. What the fuck you gonna do?

Posted by: fastfreefall at April 05, 2016 03:52 AM (dpY4n)

543 http://preview.tinyurl.com/zdhru3h

It looks like the way cholesterol works is not so well understood as they thought. A non-statin drug under testing did a great job at creating the preferred levels of cholesterol types but patients in the test group received no benefit in terms of heart attacks and strokes than those in the placebo group.

Posted by: Epobirs at April 05, 2016 03:53 AM (IdCqF)

544
Yikes! The actor who played Meatball in the original series that All In The Family was based on, is the father of Cheri Blair and Lauren Booth. Cheri, of course, is married to Tony Blair. Lauren, is a joo hating moonbat.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 03:55 AM (iQIUe)

545 Yikes! The actor who played Meatball in the original series that All In The Family was based on, is the father of Cheri Blair and Lauren Booth. Cheri, of course, is married to Tony Blair. Lauren, is a joo hating moonbat.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 03:55 AM (iQIUe)


Prop 10!

Posted by: *pants for breath* at April 05, 2016 04:00 AM (vBeA5)

546 Been awake since I commented maybe 1:30am,
Another primary day, vote for Ted
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2016 04:09 AM (1J6E6)

547 Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2016 03:49 AM (cXiMR)


let's just say, as a hypothetical, that if you're a guy driving a Trans-Am with T-tops, up the 405 freeway in Orange County totally nude on a warm summer day, that the cooling mist some GI in the back of a truck hits you with from an M-11 DS-2 sprayer, might have the anti-corrosion additive included in the water you think feels so awesome.

with predictable results.






Posted by: redc1c4 at April 05, 2016 04:11 AM (Pj+xp)

548 Night all.

Here is "Dance with Me" fro, Nouvelle Vague:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CLN-2hwvBg

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 05, 2016 04:13 AM (vBeA5)

549 'What the fuck you gonna do?"
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enjoy the extra water in you MRE?



Posted by: redc1c4 at April 05, 2016 04:14 AM (Pj+xp)

550 wish me a Happy Birthday, now.

Happy Birthday NOW !

Posted by: JT at April 05, 2016 05:14 AM (K6pUg)

551 It's been a quite morning, read through most of the comments.
If your in Wisconsin go vote (for Ted hopefully), and everyone otherwise be a thorn in the side of leftists everywhere.
Stay safe.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2016 05:14 AM (1J6E6)

552 Morning, frozen Peeps.

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2016 05:26 AM (2hcmo)

553 Had to run out, tis cold.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2016 05:44 AM (cXiMR)

554 another DS2 story --- got a major atta boy from the 2 star at Osan -- for administratively transferring custody of all the remaining, poorly stored DS2 to the ROK -- while AFOTEC was in the parking lot before a surprise inspection.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2016 05:48 AM (cXiMR)

555 wish me a Happy Birthday, now.

Happy Birthday NOW !

Posted by: JT at April 05, 2016 05:14 AM (K6pUg)


Birthdays are suppose to be your personal relationship with the Universe. Asking for birthday wishes is like advertising you cheat on your taxes. It just does not end well.

Posted by: RickZ at April 05, 2016 05:49 AM (o1Aoz)

556 Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2016 05:48 AM (cXiMR)

---

woot!

go you...

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 05, 2016 05:55 AM (Pj+xp)

557 red,

the power of btree, could move mountains with a few keystrokes

best part, month or so later the ROK paid for the stuff - at pennies on the book value - thinking they got it for a steal because the AF was willing to screw over the Army.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2016 05:58 AM (cXiMR)

558 >>> I've taken shits in public, if one considers camping in the woods 'public', but I am a mammal who covered up his shit, like most non-human mammals do.

Cats are about the only mammals that cover. They are vulnerable to larger predators.

One of the freedoms of being way out in the woods is not needing to cover up. The stuff rots into the soil.

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2016 06:02 AM (2hcmo)

559 Cats are about the only mammals that cover. They are vulnerable to larger predators.

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2016 06:02 AM (2hcmo)


Hey, c'mon, dogs make the attempt at covering up their shit, too. Dogs cover up their shit better than the #OcuppyWallStreet 'tards who shit on police cars.

Posted by: RickZ at April 05, 2016 06:11 AM (o1Aoz)

560 >>> Hey, c'mon, dogs make the attempt at covering up their shit, too.

You're right, I stand corrected.

Wild canines leave theirs on display, often on a flat rock. I guess #Occupy is feral.

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2016 06:18 AM (2hcmo)

561 The other method is to take immodium so you dont have to shit in woods

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2016 06:24 AM (cXiMR)

562 6 inches of snow, 18F. Trash day, with recycling this week, will be entertaining.

The barrels won't carry themselves to the curb. Dispose of your waste properly :--)

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2016 06:27 AM (2hcmo)

563 You're right, I stand corrected.

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2016 06:18 AM (2hcmo)


You stand at the keyboard? You must have one of those new-fangled stand up stations they've been advertising on tv. I still use the 'sitting with no pants on' keyboard.

Posted by: RickZ at April 05, 2016 06:30 AM (o1Aoz)

564

Up early to take my pain meds...

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 05, 2016 06:54 AM (HSmrB)

565 "Up early to take my pain meds... "

You ordered them without child resistant caps...right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 05, 2016 06:57 AM (ptqRm)

566 Le NOOD, arriving...

Track two.

Stand clear please.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 05, 2016 07:01 AM (ptqRm)

567 564

Up early to take my pain meds...

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 05, 2016 06:54 AM (HSmrB)

=============
Hang in there!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 05, 2016 08:00 AM (iQIUe)

568 <i>WUZZLE WUZZLE</i>

Posted by: Dirty Randy at April 05, 2016 04:17 PM (jjaLl)

569 dammit.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at April 05, 2016 04:17 PM (jjaLl)

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