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Overnight Open Thread (1 Apr 2016)
Violent Cities
The morning of April 1, 1976, Moore announced on a BBC radio station that at 9:47 am, Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, creating the Jovian-Plutonian Gravitational Effect. These planets would pull at the Earth, temporarily decreasing its gravity. Moore instructed his audience that if they jumped into the air at exactly 9:47, they’d be able to feel it. When the time came, Moore instructed his listeners to "Jump, now!" Afterwards, many listeners called in to report that they'd floated.Oh Oh This isn't good for Texas in the long run. Number of Californians moving to Texas hits highest level in nearly a decade. Look at what happened to Colorado and Nevada. Unless these newcomers change their voting patterns, they're going to be electing folks that will implement policies that they have been fleeing. Eventually, they won't have any place to flee to. Car Headlights Glad to know it wasn't my imagination when I noted on my new car that the headlights seemed to be dimmer. IIHS says lots of new car headlights in the U.S. are garbage. Dog Video
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2016 10:24 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2016 10:24 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2016 10:25 PM (A/3fN)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 01, 2016 10:26 PM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 01, 2016 10:27 PM (T78UI)
Oh, wait a sec. Now HBO is asking for help in supporting the invasion by jihadis?
Ugg.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2016 10:27 PM (A/3fN)
Sarah Palin was a rockstar here in Wisconsin only a few years ago during the ACT 10 battles. Tonight as DT's representative at the Milwaukee/Waukesha GOP DINNER She got a very cool reception and tepid applause to say the least.
Guess we hit 15 minutes 1 second finally...
Posted by: H Badger at April 01, 2016 10:27 PM (dPROI)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2016 10:28 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 01, 2016 10:29 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: @votermom at April 01, 2016 10:30 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: DM at April 01, 2016 10:31 PM (5iLYn)
Hillary and Bill Clinton have been indicted for fraud. The Clinton Global Initiative is NOT a Charity.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 01, 2016 10:31 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: CDR M at April 01, 2016 10:31 PM (McoS+)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 01, 2016 10:29 PM (1ijHg)
Everything needs to be Californicated.
btw, did you know we live in California? Just in case that wasn't clear.
Posted by: Red Hot Chili Peppers at April 01, 2016 10:32 PM (s87AC)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 01, 2016 10:33 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 01, 2016 10:35 PM (1ijHg)
Homemade thermite cannon. Just a tad dangerous. Needs more range though.
...
NFL Combine Question
A strange question to ask but perfect for an ONT. If you wanted to kill a guy, would you kill him with a gun or a knife? The answer the LSU safety gave was weird though. Knifing is for fun? Also, if you have to continuously stab someone you're trying to kill, you are doing it wrong.
The choice is obvious...
Posted by: The Thermite Hat at April 01, 2016 10:35 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Emmie at April 01, 2016 10:36 PM (rRHdN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 10:36 PM (lutOX)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/715929626036543488
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/715929759876820992
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/715929905637134337
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/715930095832207364
Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2016 10:36 PM (RdWVy)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2016 10:36 PM (ioqGj)
Hillary and Bill Clinton have been indicted for fraud. The Clinton Global Initiative is NOT a Charity.
Posted by: Grampa Jumbo at April 01, 2016 10:31 PM (1ijHg)
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*looks at clock*
Yep. Still April 1st.
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 01, 2016 10:36 PM (rlfds)
Should I purchase a Samsung Galaxy 7Edge?
Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2016 10:37 PM (z7QI2)
Bill of rights. First ten only.
Mayflower pact. Broke original agreement.
Magna Carta. Skip around.
Posted by: DM at April 01, 2016 10:38 PM (5iLYn)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/715930387558572033
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/715930717318942720
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/715979184577843200
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/715979378379857920
Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2016 10:38 PM (RdWVy)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 10:39 PM (pUDQf)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/715979557002743808
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/715979725462708224
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/715979877380448257
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/715980014278221824
Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2016 10:40 PM (RdWVy)
Rand Simberg had a good one today.
http://www.transterrestrial.com/?p=64018
Posted by: rickl at April 01, 2016 10:40 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 01, 2016 10:41 PM (1ijHg)
Puts me in mind of my favorite WWI incendiary - yes, I have one - daisite.
Thermite bound with sulfur. The stuff burned explosively, blasting white-hot metal all over the place.
Good times, good times.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 10:42 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2016 10:42 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Walt Garrison at April 01, 2016 10:43 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2016 10:43 PM (08Znv)
I'd like to have sex with 68% of the game of thrones cast.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 10:39 PM (pUDQf)
Even the women?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 01, 2016 10:43 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: Randolph Bismuth at April 01, 2016 10:44 PM (ZEyrs)
It's Friday night. What the hell is wrong with you, compadre?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 10:44 PM (pUDQf)
Homemade thermite cannon. Just a tad dangerous. Needs more range though.
...
NFL Combine Question
A strange question to ask but perfect for an ONT. If you wanted to kill a guy, would you kill him with a gun or a knife? The answer the LSU safety gave was weird though. Knifing is for fun? Also, if you have to continuously stab someone you're trying to kill, you are doing it wrong.
The choice is obvious...
Posted by: The Thermite Hat at April 01, 2016 10:35 PM (vBeA5)
Why the limitation?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2016 10:45 PM (EzgxV)
They won't change voting demographics.
Keep Austin Weird, that's the city motto.
Posted by: Ralph at April 01, 2016 10:45 PM (AHcCm)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 01, 2016 10:45 PM (rlfds)
"It's never to cold to dip Copenhagen!
Posted by: Walt Garrison at April 01, 2016 10:43 PM"
Skoal, brother.
Posted by: Earl Campbell at April 01, 2016 10:45 PM (1JnAL)
*checks calendar*
YES, MULTIPLE SOURCES HAVE CONFIRMED IT IS IN FACT FRIDAY
Posted by: DC in River City at April 01, 2016 10:45 PM (e+1S5)
you'll never want the queen!
Posted by: a dragon at April 01, 2016 10:46 PM (ioqGj)
They won't change voting demographics.
Keep Austin Weird, that's the city motto.
Posted by: Ralph at April 01, 2016 10:45 PM (AHcCm)
Used to call Boulder "Eastern California"...
Posted by: Don Q at April 01, 2016 10:46 PM (qf6WZ)
Turns out the score not good, not acceptable, but marginal. At least that's one step above poor.
Good grief! Is there anything one can replace to fix this? It's especially not good with older eyes.
Posted by: Alana at April 01, 2016 10:46 PM (DI+ph)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 10:47 PM (pUDQf)
Thermite Hat?
Well... that's one way to keep your ears warm I guess....
Posted by: Don Q at April 01, 2016 10:48 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Diogenes
There are very few native Californians. Most are transplants from the East coast. So if you have a hard-on for assigning blame to the purple-ization of the West, look East, young man.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2016 10:48 PM (A/3fN)
Posted by: average biped at April 01, 2016 10:48 PM (6tGoF)
The classic answer that knife is for personal motives, for rage, or pleasure etc.
Gun is for business.
Obviously there are exceptions. Shooting a guy in the nuts = personal.
Slitting throat from behind, business.
Not that I've given this a lot of thought or anything.
Then there are those who can kill with a typo.
Posted by: @votermom at April 01, 2016 10:49 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Diogenes
There are very few native Californians. Most are transplants from the East coast. So if you have a hard-on for assigning blame to the purple-ization of the West, look East, young man.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2016 10:48 PM (A/3fN)
If the left tends to not reproduce as much then where in the hell do they keep coming from to take over state after state? Is it invasion of the body snatchers?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2016 10:50 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2016 10:50 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 01, 2016 10:51 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: ALH at April 01, 2016 10:51 PM (Z56vq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2016 10:51 PM (AroJD)
Nothing beats a couple foogas traps on your parimeter.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2016 10:50 PM (08Znv)
***
Flame, shrapnel, or both?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 10:51 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Emmie at April 01, 2016 10:52 PM (rRHdN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
-------------
Well-documented special regarding Obama foreign policy and American military preparedness. Powerful, powerful stuff. I'm hoping DVD's will be available.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2016 10:52 PM (yddCj)
49 Knife vs gun
The classic answer that knife is for personal motives, for rage, or pleasure etc.
Gun is for business.
Obviously there are exceptions. Shooting a guy in the nuts = personal.
Slitting throat from behind, business.
Not that I've given this a lot of thought or anything.
Then there are those who can kill with a typo.
Posted by: @votermom at April 01, 2016 10:49 PM (nbrY/)
Pretty much spot on. Knives are close contact weapons. Whether by choice or not.
Biggest issue with knives is people not knowing what's a kill shot vs what will leave someone pissed off. Arteries, people!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 10:53 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: @votermom at April 01, 2016 10:53 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: @votermom at April 01, 2016 10:49 PM (nbrY/)
*Frantically searches for the typo in her comment***As a grammar Nazi and holder of an English degree dutifully finds some*****Body hits the floor***
Posted by: average biped at April 01, 2016 10:53 PM (6tGoF)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 01, 2016 10:54 PM (o7Ufw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2016 10:54 PM (GEICT)
The classic answer that knife is for personal motives, for rage, or pleasure etc.
Gun is for business.
Obviously there are exceptions. Shooting a guy in the nuts = personal.
Slitting throat from behind, business.
Not that I've given this a lot of thought or anything.
Then there are those who can kill with a typo.
Posted by: @votermom at April 01, 2016 10:49 PM (nbrY/)
***
I recall vividly the time I had to talk my mother out of a killing.
She'd made up her mind, and formulated a very practical, workable plan. She was going to set the back of their house on fire, and shoot them as they came out the front. They'd be backlit, confused, and panicked, making them easy targets.
Rage is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 10:55 PM (lutOX)
60 Btw can ceramic knives get thru airport x-rays?
Just curious.
Posted by: @votermom at April 01, 2016 10:53 PM (nbrY/)
Nope. Don't even try.
X-rays are density. Not metal vs ceramic.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 10:55 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 01, 2016 10:55 PM (o7Ufw)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
They reproduced just fine 50 years ago.
... You know, I'd almost put money on a guess that the reduction in birth-rate is actually equivalent between the left and right in the US.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2016 10:55 PM (A/3fN)
Can i get a gun that shoots knives?
asking for a friend...
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 01, 2016 10:54 PM (o7Ufw)
You're looking for Final Fantasy VIII. Gunblades.
Posted by: average biped at April 01, 2016 10:55 PM (6tGoF)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2016 10:55 PM (08Znv)
Yikes.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 01, 2016 10:55 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: The Ambiguous Antecedent Police at April 01, 2016 10:56 PM (yddCj)
--
Classics are always best.
Although, from behind, if you can get it right into the kidney,that would be fatal and excruciating, yes?
Posted by: @votermom at April 01, 2016 10:56 PM (nbrY/)
Posted by: Orenthal J.S. at April 01, 2016 10:56 PM (o7Ufw)
You'll never want pale!
Posted by: a dragon at April 01, 2016 10:56 PM (ioqGj)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 01, 2016 10:57 PM (1ijHg)
Btw can ceramic knives get thru airport x-rays?
Just curious.
Posted by: @votermom at April 01, 2016 10:53 PM (nbrY/)
what about those plastic knives not the picnic ones....the kitchen ones...
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 01, 2016 10:58 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: whatmeworry? at April 01, 2016 10:58 PM (dZGNV)
Classics are always best.
Although, from behind, if you can get it right into the kidney,that would be fatal and excruciating, yes?
Posted by: @votermom at April 01, 2016 10:56 PM (
If you have someone from behind, the base of the skull is a better bet for instant flop.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 10:58 PM (pUDQf)
Although, from behind, if you can get it right into the kidney,that would be fatal and excruciating, yes?
Posted by: @votermom at April 01, 2016 10:56 PM (nbrY/)
***
Downward, through the clavicle.
Up, toward the kidney or the liver.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 10:58 PM (lutOX)
Just curious.
Posted by: @votermom
Well, if it looks like a knife under any kind of scan, they probably won't be enthused about letting it pass.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2016 10:58 PM (A/3fN)
Posted by: Diogenes
---------------
We have a tacit understanding in our neighborhood, no political signs.
Couple moved in fron CA. First election after they got here, their lawn sprouted half a dozen signs, all for Leftys. They've been doing it ever since.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2016 10:59 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 10:58 PM (pUDQf)
***
yep. Keep it simple.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 10:59 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 01, 2016 10:59 PM (1ijHg)
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Those of you that rely on GPS, better buy a map this weekend.
http://tinyurl.com/h47xcwl
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 01, 2016 10:59 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 01, 2016 10:59 PM (EDJH7)
Posted by: DC in River City at April 01, 2016 11:00 PM (e+1S5)
"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." - H Rodham
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 01, 2016 11:00 PM (o7Ufw)
Posted by: Diogenes
Why blame California when ML, CN, and/or MS is the origin of your woes?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2016 11:00 PM (A/3fN)
Posted by: DC in River City at April 01, 2016 11:00 PM (e+1S5)
I don't care what day it is, no one is buying that.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2016 11:01 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 01, 2016 11:01 PM (o7Ufw)
Posted by: SMFH while circling the drain... at April 01, 2016 11:01 PM (rlfds)
I am a lesbian, so yeah.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 10:47 PM (pUDQf)
A "lesbian-lesbian" or a "lesbian in a man's body"? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: rickl at April 01, 2016 11:01 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2016 11:02 PM (GEICT)
Stanis Baratheon's old sailor gives great advice IRL too.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 01, 2016 11:02 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 01, 2016 11:03 PM (o7Ufw)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2016 11:05 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Diogenes
---------------
We have a tacit understanding in our neighborhood, no political signs.
Couple moved in fron CA. First election after they got here, their lawn sprouted half a dozen signs, all for Leftys. They've been doing it ever since.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2016 10:59 PM (yddCj)
Toby the Cat has a diabolical job to do, remove signs in the dead of night
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 01, 2016 11:05 PM (voOPb)
I am a lesbian, so yeah.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 10:47 PM (pUDQf)
A "lesbian-lesbian" or a "lesbian in a man's body"? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: rickl at April 01, 2016 11:01 PM (sdi6R)
There are two PT Barnum quotes that come to mind in regards to your inquiry. I'll let you quests which.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 11:05 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 01, 2016 11:06 PM (dBmVV)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2016 10:24 PM
Hey Cooth. Now that the finance is more amenable to moving out of CA, plans are going better?
Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2016 11:06 PM (o/90i)
Sure, it's fatal. Eventually.
But getting stabbed is painful, and most people react to pain by flopping about and making noise. And some people will recognize that a stab wound means there is an aggressor nearby, and will attempt to react with superior violence in response to the threat.
So, base of the skull, above the ear, or up through the soft palette are your best targets if working from behind with a blade. But it's probably better not to get within bad breath distance if it can be helped.
Posted by: DC in River City at April 01, 2016 11:06 PM (e+1S5)
Well-documented special regarding Obama foreign policy and American military preparedness. Powerful, powerful stuff. I'm hoping DVD's will be available.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2016 10:52 PM
This will repeated two times tomorrow, I think 6&8pm EST, but don't quote me on that, check your local listing, and it should be repeated more than that actually. Very good. Evening all.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at April 01, 2016 11:06 PM (yNyJy)
She'd made up her mind, and formulated a very practical, workable plan. She was going to set the back of their house on fire, and shoot them as they came out the front. They'd be backlit, confused, and panicked, making them easy targets.
Rage is a hell of a drug.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants
What?
Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2016 11:07 PM (z7QI2)
You don't need that. I'm on the pill.
- Your Mom
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2016 11:05 PM (GEICT)
Fatality!
LOL.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 11:07 PM (pUDQf)
I apologize for rickl's....obtuseness.
The only appropriate comment is:
"Pictures or it didn't happen."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2016 11:08 PM (Zu3d9)
How about a knife that shoots bullets?
http://tinyurl.com/h5uqzsy
Posted by: Josephistan at April 01, 2016 11:08 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 01, 2016 11:08 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Great Reagan's Ghost at April 01, 2016 11:08 PM (kfoLf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin
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IF he was unleashed on the neighborhood, terrible would be the slaughter. The horror, the horror...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2016 11:08 PM (yddCj)
"If Virginia beats Syracuse, i will have picked the final four and be a finalist to win $500 in my NCAA pool" - me
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 01, 2016 11:08 PM (o7Ufw)
You don't need that. I'm on the pill.
- Your Mom
Actual fucking lol
Posted by: DC in River City at April 01, 2016 11:08 PM (e+1S5)
Placement matters, I guess.
Posted by: navybrat at April 01, 2016 11:09 PM (8QGte)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 01, 2016 10:27 PM (T78UI)
For what it's worth, St. Louis city and Baltimore are fairly unique, in that they are independent cities (not part of a county), and very densely populated because of their small geographic size.
So in a sense, they have bad reputations because they are nowhere near as widely spread out as other large cities in the U.S. So their crimes stats are not as "diluted" as places like LA, Houston, Detroit, etc.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2016 11:10 PM (Dj0WE)
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Better than the mustard & onion ones CDR M?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 01, 2016 11:10 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2016 11:10 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2016 11:07 PM (z7QI2)
***
Yep. She almost went feral.
Not saying the intended didn't have it coming, but her plan was unsatisfactory, as it would have endangered neighbors and exposed her to almost certain legal complications.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 11:10 PM (lutOX)
"If anything goes wrong, we'll just blame it on something on youtube" - H R C
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 01, 2016 11:10 PM (o7Ufw)
The classic answer that knife is for personal motives, for rage, or pleasure etc.
Gun is for business.
Obviously there are exceptions. Shooting a guy in the nuts = personal.
Slitting throat from behind, business.
Not that I've given this a lot of thought or anything.
Then there are those who can kill with a typo.
Posted by: @votermom
****
A knife within it's range is deadlier than a handgun.
Very few people (if any) have been decapitated or disemboweled by a handgun. The "ammo capacity" of a knife is greater. I'd rather be shot than stabbed, provided I have such a choice.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2016 11:11 PM (hVdx9)
The Los Angeles Police Department performed a variety of forensic tests on the rusty 5-inch fixed blade knife and compared it with the wounds inflicted on the victims before ruling it out as the murder weapon, two sources familiar with the investigation said.
Posted by: James T Kirk at April 01, 2016 11:12 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 01, 2016 11:12 PM (o7Ufw)
Posted by: simplemind at April 01, 2016 11:12 PM (BTnAK)
Yikes.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 01, 2016 10:55 PM (T/5A0)
In Brazil, they're nuts about the polka (and murder).
And let's not forget that Brazil is in the midst of a bad economic contraction and corruption at the very top; they're currently contemplating impeaching the Brazilian President.
Top this off with the planning for the Olympics for the summer of this year and the Zika scare, Brazil's pretty much in the lurch right now.
Posted by: Thrawn at April 01, 2016 11:12 PM (s87AC)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at April 01, 2016 11:12 PM (yNyJy)
Nancy Pelosi is originally from Bowel-timore.
Posted by: torquewrench at April 01, 2016 11:12 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2016 11:12 PM (z7QI2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 11:12 PM (pUDQf)
And the blockhouse scene duringx the landing in Saving Private Ryan....
Both show being ignited by whichever modern weapon is a decidedly excellent way to eliminate the enemy.
Keep em in the inventory and hope to never be on the receiving end.
Evening Horde, I trust the proper libations are being consumed.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at April 01, 2016 11:13 PM (wkqRz)
"That Jeb guy, he's so low energy"
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 01, 2016 11:12 PM (o7Ufw)
Poor Jeb didn't even know he needed Bactine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 11:13 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2016 11:14 PM (z7QI2)
Holy shit.
Wow.
I'd never want to piss her off.
Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2016 11:12 PM (z7QI2)
***
Jew-billy matriarchs are not to be crossed. But she's mellowed a bit, with age.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 11:15 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: BCochran1981 -
Credible Hulk at April 01, 2016 10:54 PM
I'm thinking there's a shot of tequila around here.
Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2016 11:15 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2016 11:15 PM (o/90i)
Now it's a party.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2016 11:16 PM (GEICT)
"Maybe this Ted McGinley guy is just the shot in the arm this show needs."
Posted by: Josephistan at April 01, 2016 11:16 PM (7qAYi)
Even if the knife could be the same knife, it was tossed around at parties for years as possibly THE knife. Could anything be gleamed from it as far as forensics? Not being snide, I really want to know, can they lift any info after that much handling?
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at April 01, 2016 11:16 PM (yNyJy)
Very few people (if any) have been decapitated or disemboweled by a handgun. The "ammo capacity" of a knife is greater. I'd rather be shot than stabbed, provided I have such a choice.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2016 11:11 PM (hVdx9)
I've been doing Historical Fencing for 25 years...
I'd MUCH rather face someone with a knife, than a gun...
Posted by: Don Q at April 01, 2016 11:17 PM (qf6WZ)
Placement matters, I guess.
Posted by: navybrat
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Proximity of EMT's plays a role also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2016 11:17 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 01, 2016 11:17 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 01, 2016 11:19 PM (o7Ufw)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 11:21 PM (pUDQf)
Too bad the institute didn't test turn signals. I'm noticing that more than a few of the new model vehicles have nearly invisible rear signals, and that *is* when they're on.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 01, 2016 11:21 PM (LUlyE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 01, 2016 11:17 PM
Will do MH. We are headed up to Milwaukee for a Meat Loaf concert Sun. Jules is a big fan and this should be fun.
Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2016 11:22 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2016 11:22 PM (EzgxV)
"If anything goes wrong, we'll just blame it on something on youtube" - H R C
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 01, 2016 11:10 PM (o7Ufw)
"I did not leave four to die. I left forty to die. That takes real leadership." - H R C
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 01, 2016 11:22 PM (T78UI)
So Bob Costas has contracting Zika and getting raped by a tranny and then robbed to look forward too. That will be more entertaining than the Olympics.
A good movie about Brazil is City of God. It makes The Wire seem upbeat by comparison
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317248/
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2016 11:23 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: James T Kirk at April 01, 2016 11:23 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 11:23 PM (pUDQf)
"the plot will revolve around a trade federation plot. The kids will LOVE it" G Lucas
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 01, 2016 11:23 PM (o7Ufw)
Touch of Evil - strangulation with a thin cord is held out as nearly ideal, and there are many advocates of the garrotte, 'tis true.
Poison is almost always detected. Gunshots are messy, and tend to be loud.
What say you, my morbid colleagues?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 11:24 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at April 01, 2016 11:24 PM (yNyJy)
Remarkable on numerous levels.
Thanks for linking that.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at April 01, 2016 11:24 PM (wkqRz)
I'm currently drinking Maker's.
I got accepted to Cal Lutherans grad school for quantitative economics.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 01, 2016 11:25 PM (mbSny)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 11:23 PM (pUDQf)
*mute*
*fast forward to scenes with Garner in the Elektra costume*
Ahhhh...that's better.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2016 11:25 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2016 11:25 PM (F3ax6)
Touch of Evil - strangulation with a thin cord is held out as nearly ideal, and there are many advocates of the garrotte, 'tis true.
Poison is almost always detected. Gunshots are messy, and tend to be loud.
What say you, my morbid colleagues?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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Garrotte is a bad idea. Too much opportunity for "transfer". Plus you have to be very close. Expect a victim to fight vigorously.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2016 11:26 PM (hVdx9)
Orange Julius doesn't do well when there's no #winning and no polls to talk about, and Obama is taking advantage of the lull between primaries.
Like, hey Donald, you don't know much about nuclear strategy, and as far as that goes, you don't know much about the world, either.
You know what this does, right? Trump will respond with blunt force speech, and his supporters will love it.
Obama wants to ensure that Orange Julius gets the nomination and goes up against Cankles. He wants to savor that huge win she'll get.
He wants to bury the GOP. Forever.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at April 01, 2016 11:26 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 11:24 PM (lutOX)
Depends on the situation and prospective victim. You'd use an entirely different method for someone who was sick and in the hospital vs someone who is a well known celebrity.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2016 11:26 PM (GEICT)
Remarkable on numerous levels.
Thanks for linking that.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at April 01, 2016 11:24 PM (wkqRz)
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Poor, brave bastards.
There's a charming tradition of cosmonauts pissing on one of the tires of the bus that takes them to the launch-pad, because Yuri Gagarin did that before his first flight. Supposedly, even the lady cosmonauts will carry a small bottle of their own urine to pour on the tire.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 11:27 PM (lutOX)
I worked doing roofing with a guy who was shot and stabbed (twice) while he worked on our crew.
He always claimed he would rather be shot twice than stabbed, once.
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2016 11:27 PM (F3ax6)
You all know there are suicide prevention hotlines? A bill in California would establish a tax-payer funded suicide hotline to help you kill yourself:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/howp9a8
Posted by: The Fools Golden Hat at April 01, 2016 11:27 PM (vBeA5)
The credits to the Elecktra movie were a better watch than Affleck's Daredevil.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 11:27 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: torquewrench
And Bawbwa Boxer, the perennial runner up to stupidest Rep in Congress, is from New Jerk City, New Jerk.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2016 11:28 PM (A/3fN)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2016 10:50 PM (45oDG)
The portion of the left known as The Free Shit Army is reproducing like gangbusters.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2016 11:28 PM (+lVUW)
Fuck you, esse.
Posted by: La Raza at April 01, 2016 11:28 PM (F3ax6)
To be fair, its not going to take that much effort. They don't call them the Stupid Party for nothing.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2016 11:28 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2016 11:26 PM (GEICT)
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True. So let's go with the Stranger on a Train scenario - a more or less normal and healthy person who's close to you.
Otto was onto something with the criss-cross idea, because it eliminates motive.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 11:29 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 01, 2016 11:29 PM (voOPb)
He always claimed he would rather be shot twice than stabbed, once.
Posted by: garrett
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I'd rather associate with those that would do neither, but that is me.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2016 11:29 PM (hVdx9)
So Suicide Booths, like in Futurama??
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2016 11:30 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2016 11:26 PM (hVdx9)
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Also true, and yet, it is used. Tends to be personal, I'd think.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 11:30 PM (lutOX)
Rip their arm off and let them bleed out through their brachial artery. Tried and true method for icing reporters.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2016 11:30 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2016 10:24 PM
Hey Cooth. Now that the finance is more amenable to moving out of CA, plans are going better?
Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2016 11:06 PM (o/90i)
Plans from 3+ years ago are getting the input that was sought and denied.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2016 11:31 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 01, 2016 11:31 PM (o7Ufw)
Posted by: long bow at April 01, 2016 11:31 PM (AG7GB)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 01, 2016 11:31 PM (VdICR)
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I take he was just a poor misunderstood individual
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 01, 2016 11:31 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2016 11:31 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
****
They are like the cuckoo bird. They indoctrinate the children of others.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2016 11:31 PM (hVdx9)
That's not funny!
Posted by: michelle fields at April 01, 2016 11:32 PM (ioqGj)
Posted by: The Morbid Hat at April 01, 2016 11:32 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 01, 2016 11:31 PM (VdICR)
It can be a means of dispatch, depending on who made it.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2016 11:32 PM (0mRoj)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/t9hzdd2q8ccgg5y/P1060744.JPG?dl=0
Best to you J and your wife.
Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2016 11:32 PM (o/90i)
Damn tin foil hat wearing idiots! There is no evil plan afoot. Nonsense. Pure nonsense.
Other than that, of course. And that other thing. And that thing there. Oh, and that thing last week. But other than that, wait..forget March. But other than March, we are not trying to destroy America. Ignore 2015. Shit, and 2104.
As a matter of fact, just fuck off and forget we talked.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 11:32 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: M Romney at April 01, 2016 11:32 PM (o7Ufw)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2016 11:32 PM (F3ax6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 11:29 PM (lutOX)
Any plan involving another person is bound to get fucked up.
As for me, grind an ambien up in their drink, when they're asleep I give them a massive dose of insulin. (I'm a type 1 diabetic, so obv I have plenty at hand)
Ambien in the system is no big deal. Insulin is metabolized very quickly and leaves no trace. Insulin needles are incredibly fine, most are 31G, so the odds of finding the puncture mark are incredibly small as well.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2016 11:33 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2016 11:34 PM (0mRoj)
The classic answer that knife is for personal motives, for rage, or pleasure etc.
Gun is for business.
Obviously there are exceptions. Shooting a guy in the nuts = personal.
Slitting throat from behind, business.
Not that I've given this a lot of thought or anything.
Then there are those who can kill with a typo.
Posted by: @votermom at April 01, 2016 10:49 PM (nbrY/)
There are two true crime networks that I sometimes watch. Justice Network and ID. Judging by these shows a lot of family members are killing each other. And, yes, when police find a knifed victim who has been stabbed 20 times, they know that someone is really pissed off at their spouse.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 01, 2016 11:34 PM (+lVUW)
He wants to bury the GOP. Forever.
To be fair, its not going to take that much effort. They don't call them the Stupid Party for nothing.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2016 11:28 PM (syGA0)
Truf.
Posted by: average biped at April 01, 2016 11:34 PM (6tGoF)
Placement matters, I guess.
Posted by: navybrat at April 01, 2016 11:09 PM (8QG
There was a guy I met in accounting class at the University of Casual Sun Bathing. Had been in the Secret Service (which, besides protecting worthless assholes, also chases counterfeiters). He informed me that it was better to be shot than stabbed because you could feel it going in when you were stabbed (had experience with both).
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2016 11:34 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: O J at April 01, 2016 11:35 PM (7qAYi)
How's that for awful?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 01, 2016 11:31 PM (o7Ufw)
Hahahahahahha. Well played, sir.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2016 11:35 PM (GEICT)
Texas is completely and utterly doomed. Between the refugees from California and the illegals, it will flip Democrat, and probably sooner rather than later. Any Texan who thinks otherwise is in denial.
This, of course, is a key goal of the Left.
Posted by: rickl at April 01, 2016 11:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 01, 2016 11:35 PM (voOPb)
Hey, where'd everybody go?
Posted by: Stanford's Finest Snowflakes at April 01, 2016 11:35 PM (RrDm2)
Karambits, in particular, can be incredibly effective.
Anatomy is anatomy is anatomy. whether they be 6 fot 6 250, or 5 foot 6 150.... cut certain things and the body don't work too well.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at April 01, 2016 11:35 PM (wkqRz)
Dude was a good laborer. When he wasn't in a Recovery Room.
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2016 11:36 PM (F3ax6)
Ok, I'm in. When I said I quit earlier, that wasn't a lie. I did quit. Now I'm starting back up.
Posted by: DC in River City at April 01, 2016 11:36 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Iforgot at April 01, 2016 11:36 PM (NHQQx)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 01, 2016 11:36 PM (mbSny)
But the problem was her plan was too good - it showed a level of attention to detail that would not escape notice, and would, in fact, cause LE to dig and dig and dig.
From what I can tell, most killings are sort of simple, almost spontaneous affairs; it's when the investigators see signs of forethought and planning that they really get curious.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 11:36 PM (lutOX)
Nope. Just shoot me with a gun.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2016 11:36 PM (9ym/8)
http://dnain.fo/22X98s0
Sure, we have skyrocketing crime, the highest homicide rate in the country, punitive taxes, daily protests. But we have weird sexual perverts in ladies bathroom so come on out!
Posted by: CrustyB at April 01, 2016 11:37 PM (Hnglq)
We're headed to Appleton tomorrow for jethro Tull,concert
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarin at April 01, 2016 11:29 PM
Enjoy, we'd like that too. Last saw them well, many yrs ago.
Posted by: Farmer at April 01, 2016 11:37 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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Well you said perfect crime. The garrotte is far less than perfect. In this day and age, I would argue that video surveillance is your biggest enemy.
Even if you leave behind no evidence at the crime scene, video evidence can be enough to convict you.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2016 11:37 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2016 11:33 PM (GEICT)
***
That you, Klaus von Bulow?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 11:38 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2016 11:38 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: GrandMa Bell at April 01, 2016 11:38 PM (RLdcX)
Probably so. We've been holding them back fairly well for a while now but it's probably in the cards.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2016 11:38 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2016 11:38 PM (F3ax6)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2016 11:38 PM (pUDQf)
I just received word that chemjeff has not, in reality, been posting
from or living anywhere near a college campus for the last month. His
employer is looking for him and police found hundreds of bags of
marshmallows in his home in various states of melt.
Posted by: Iforgot at April 01, 2016 11:36 PM (NHQQx)
If by "melt" you mean carbonized, unverified but plausible.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 01, 2016 11:40 PM (T78UI)
I'm currently drinking Maker's.
I got accepted to Cal Lutherans grad school for quantitative economics.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 01, 2016 11:25 PM (mbSny)
My sister went to Cal Lu. Are you Lutheran already?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2016 11:40 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Colorado Alex
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Heh.
John Derbyshire is a Quant. Congratulations! And, you're in good company.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2016 11:40 PM (yddCj)
"He walked in to my knife. 26 times!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrrz54UtkCc
Posted by: navybrat at April 01, 2016 11:40 PM (8QGte)
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2016 11:41 PM (F3ax6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2016 11:41 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 01, 2016 11:42 PM (mbSny)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2016 11:43 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 01, 2016 11:42 PM (mbSny)
You have up hygiene for Lent?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2016 11:43 PM (0mRoj)
I also carry a couple of heavy books/ledgers and a mil spec laptop in my backpack to form a sort of improvised bullet-proof vest.
I would have no problem taking an attacker out with a blade. None at all.
I plan on adding a pistol to the mix in the next year. .40 caliber Smith & Wesson, I think.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at April 01, 2016 11:43 PM (1zS3A)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2016 11:44 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 01, 2016 11:44 PM (mbSny)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 01, 2016 11:44 PM (T78UI)
You really thought this through.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2016 11:45 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: michelle fields at April 01, 2016 11:46 PM (ioqGj)
http://dnain.fo/22X98s0
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The article is bullshit. It's ALL bullshit. The only thing the law says is that entities can not be COMPELLED by city or county statute to allow mixed sex use of restrooms, showers, changing rooms, and etc.
ANYONE who WANTS to have their facilities unrestricted is perfectly free to do so.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2016 11:46 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 11:29 PM (lutOX)
Any plan involving another person is bound to get fucked up.
As for me, grind an ambien up in their drink, when they're asleep I give them a massive dose of insulin. (I'm a type 1 diabetic, so obv I have plenty at hand)
Ambien in the system is no big deal. Insulin is metabolized very quickly and leaves no trace. Insulin needles are incredibly fine, most are 31G, so the odds of finding the puncture mark are incredibly small as well.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2016 11:33 PM (GEICT)
A good choice -- especially if the injection site is covered by hair and/or is semi-internal (e.g. mucous membranes).
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2016 11:46 PM (EzgxV)
"Hand over my goddamn car keys, I can drive, no problem"
Teddy Kennedy
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at April 01, 2016 11:47 PM (P8951)
Posted by: ace of mace at April 01, 2016 11:47 PM (AG7GB)
Got me right in the upper leg - thank god it was there.
Didn't feel a thing for a few seconds. I think the time I drove a chisel into my palm was more painful.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 11:48 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2016 11:45 PM (egOGm)
Sorta. I mean, I've been diabetic for close to 30 years, so I've long been aware of insulin and it's risks and the nefarious use to which it could be put.
The hard part is administering. How do you give someone a shot without them knowing?
The ambien thing I just came up with real quick once he asked.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2016 11:48 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile
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You have seen the thermite cannon, right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2016 11:48 PM (yddCj)
Drive by a bank? On camera.
Drive by a grocery store, parking lot cameras see you.
It's hard out there for a would be murderer.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 01, 2016 11:48 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: copper at April 01, 2016 11:48 PM (AG7GB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 01, 2016 11:48 PM (YJmuy)
Mmm. Good chowdah!
Posted by: zombie john-john junior kennedy at April 01, 2016 11:49 PM (ioqGj)
Posted by: DC in River City at April 01, 2016 11:49 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 01, 2016 11:49 PM (syGA0)
Posted by: fag at April 01, 2016 11:49 PM (AG7GB)
Posted by: DC in River City at April 01, 2016 11:49 PM (e+1S5)
Well you fucked it up. You're the 98th.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2016 11:50 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tuco at April 01, 2016 11:50 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Flint Arrow-head Knappers Assoc. at April 01, 2016 11:50 PM (ioqGj)
Posted by: tin me............ at April 01, 2016 11:50 PM (AG7GB)
Whoa! Lots of little blessings on the way! May all of your future grandbabies enter the world safe and sound and may their moms have relatively easy labors.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at April 01, 2016 11:50 PM (P8951)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 11:50 PM (hlMPp)
Uncle P.....Brave is Brave, regardless of ideology. True courage transends.
I've had the pleasure to talk to a fellow who piloted a Challenger Mission in 1984.
Uniquley Keen gentleman. I reckon thats just par for being one of 549 people who REALLY know what the world looks like.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at April 01, 2016 11:51 PM (wkqRz)
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Good stuff, sir.
Sorta-kinda working on a novel/short story. There's no killing in it, but these things are useful exercises.
And if any group of people would know how to do it right, I knew it'd be the Horde.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 01, 2016 11:51 PM (lutOX)
Or you could get them wasted first till they pass out cold, then the injection.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2016 11:52 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: zombie walter white at April 01, 2016 11:52 PM (ioqGj)
Posted by: Tuco "
And bribe the other guy to take the fall for the gun.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 01, 2016 11:52 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: the cat at April 01, 2016 11:52 PM (AG7GB)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at April 01, 2016 11:53 PM (yNyJy)
Now study hard, come out the top of your class, start a business, employ a bunch of 'rons and ettes.....
Then wonder where it went wrong
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 11:53 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 01, 2016 11:42 PM (mbSny)
For now.
And, BTW, the 'rents and myself are more "relaxed agnostics" than anything else -- if we get a phone call and the Caller ID reads "Jehovah", we'll think about it. But the sister now has two in-laws in the clergy and is raising Lutheran kids.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2016 11:54 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 01, 2016 11:54 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Yeah, the reaction has been much, much stupid on display. Major corporations threatening to leave, etc., as though some major change has occurred. In point of fact, everything the day after the bill was signed was the same as the day before.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2016 11:54 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at April 01, 2016 11:55 PM (P8951)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 01, 2016 11:55 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: DC in River City at April 01, 2016 11:55 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl
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I saw that. Plaid. Maybe his flunkies are afraid to say anything.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2016 11:56 PM (yddCj)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 01, 2016 11:56 PM (R+30W)
from or living anywhere near a college campus for the last month. His
employer is looking for him and police found hundreds of bags of
marshmallows in his home in various states of melt.
Maybe the Muslims got him.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 01, 2016 11:57 PM (oKE6c)
"Is it bad?"
Always comforting to hear.
On the plus side, I got to use my seemingly 5000+ piece med kit in my trunk.
Dude just has a split eyebrow but damn head wounds bleed like hell.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 01, 2016 11:58 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2016 11:58 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2016 11:28 PM (A/3fN)
Now that's not fair. She's always in the mix for stupidest legislator in Congress. It just hasn't been here time yet, that's all.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 02, 2016 12:02 AM (oKE6c)
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2235920/
Seems concealing the injection site would be essential.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:03 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2016 11:52 PM (egOGm)
Alcohol is a variant. You can't make them drink. There's no pure way to tell how drunk they are in relation to passing out and staying passed out.
You crush up an ambien or two and they drink that? Nighty fucking night.
Easy to explain.
"Omg. She/he had been complaining about headaches and that he/she couldn't sleep. Asked if he/she could have one of mine, I have a prescription, to try and get some rest. I didn't think it was a problem. OMG...did I? Did...is that what...? No. Don't tell me that's what caused this?!?!"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 02, 2016 12:03 AM (GEICT)
whiskers... or is that a buck dear?
heh
go Cruz
Posted by: micky at April 02, 2016 12:03 AM (o5vMc)
I don't imagine all those new voters moving in from Mexico will help either.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 02, 2016 12:03 AM (R+30W)
Posted by: Iforgot at April 02, 2016 12:04 AM (sdPF/)
Where did this conversation start?
*pulls out notepad
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 02, 2016 12:04 AM (hlMPp)
thing the law says is that entities can not be COMPELLED by city or
county statute to allow mixed sex use of restrooms, showers, changing
rooms, and etc.
ANYONE who WANTS to have their facilities unrestricted is perfectly free to do so.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2016 11:46 PM (yddCj)
Building Codes typically have minimal requirements for restroom facilities.
Years ago I sat on a board where they were pushing a mandate for waterless urinals 'for the environment'. I suggested if they are concerned about 'the environment' that they consider unisex restrooms with a single slit trench constructed of tile down the center of the room and once a day it would be flushed from the high end - saves 'the environment' by eliminating a door, no partitions, no porcelain, and only one flush device.
Didn't go over so well as they really weren't that concerned about 'the environment' if they were impacted.BTW, the men didn't see a problem.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 12:04 AM (T78UI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:03 AM (lutOX)
******
Beneath the tongue seems like it would be ideal.
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 02, 2016 12:06 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2016 11:58 PM (EzgxV)
His brother posted yesterday evening that he was in bad shape and had to be transported to the hospital via EMS.
Facebook back and forth with his sister. Earlier today she said he was really weak, but was getting good care at the hospital. Their brother was on his way to the hospital and they were waiting on test results that had been run overnight.
She updated me again an hour or so ago with: "He is still going through some tests but he ate a little and was feeling better today."
I don't know the exact nature of what's wrong and family isn't volunteering, so it's not my business/place to go nosing around.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 02, 2016 12:06 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: sinmi at April 02, 2016 12:06 AM (sVNKh)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 02, 2016 12:07 AM (hlMPp)
An interesting article about murder-by-insulin:
There was a Quincy, M.E. episode where they did that.
Probably other shows as well.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 02, 2016 12:07 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Iforgot at April 02, 2016 12:08 AM (sdPF/)
I was also accepted to San Diego State University as well, so I have to decide which way to go. Cal Lu is only a year, and the classes are in the evening, but my company has a large presence in San Diego, which means an easier time finding work with the company.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 02, 2016 12:08 AM (kqIMj)
Here bygynneth the Book of the Tales of Caunterbury
Whan that Aprill, with his shoures soote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
5 Whan Zephirus eek with his sweete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the Ram his halfe cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
10 That slepen al the nyght with open eye-
(So priketh hem Nature in hir corages);
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
15 And specially from every shires ende
Of Engelond, to Caunterbury they wende,
The hooly blisful martir for to seke
That hem hath holpen, whan that they were seeke.
Posted by: Chaucer at April 02, 2016 12:09 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 01, 2016 11:57 PM (oKE6c)
The initiation hazing make teh gey college frat boy stuff seem sedate.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 12:09 AM (T78UI)
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 02, 2016 12:06 AM (YLidQ)
***
better hope like Hell the intended is unconscious....ouch.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:09 AM (lutOX)
Unscientific sample, FWIW.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2016 12:10 AM (QDnY+)
Fifth generation Californian here, by way of Virginia and Texas.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2016 12:11 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:03 AM (lutOX)
******
Beneath the tongue seems like it would be ideal.
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 02, 2016 12:06 AM (YLidQ)
Up the crapper behind a turd is even more subtle.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 12:11 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 02, 2016 12:03 AM (GEICT)
***
I recall a terrible bout of insomnia - my PD medications cause that sometimes - that the Future Empress offered to end by giving me one of her Ambien.
Holy shit.....like a sledgehammer.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:11 AM (lutOX)
Given the discussion of mean's and methods, some of the Horde will probably enjoy them.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at April 02, 2016 12:12 AM (wkqRz)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 01, 2016 11:52 PM (egOGm)
File a missing person - S/he/it isn't here anymore, took overnight bag and wallet, no note. End of story.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 12:12 AM (T78UI)
Remember that from high school. About every third word makes any sense.
Ye Olde English were verily enfarkenated.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 12:12 AM (9ym/8)
Unscientific sample, FWIW.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2016 12:10 AM (QDnY+)
Count Famiglia Guevara in that sample.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 02, 2016 12:12 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 02, 2016 12:13 AM (voOPb)
I knew there was something "right" with you, cg.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 12:15 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 02, 2016 12:15 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 01, 2016 11:58 PM (EzgxV)
His brother posted yesterday evening that he was in bad shape and had to be transported to the hospital via EMS.
Facebook back and forth with his sister. Earlier today she said he was really weak, but was getting good care at the hospital. Their brother was on his way to the hospital and they were waiting on test results that had been run overnight.
She updated me again an hour or so ago with: "He is still going through some tests but he ate a little and was feeling better today."
I don't know the exact nature of what's wrong and family isn't volunteering, so it's not my business/place to go nosing around.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 02, 2016 12:06 AM (GEICT)
There's enough to pray for a full recovery and support for his state of mind, rather than mercy and comfort to his family. I tend to be persnickety about understanding what to pray for.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 12:15 AM (EzgxV)
Ye Olde English were verily enfarkenated.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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Yeah, we had to memorize it. I can still do the first verse in passable Middle English, if I have been drinking.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2016 12:16 AM (yddCj)
No body, no murder. Do a breaking bad and dissolve the body in a plastic tub of was it acid? Just don't use the bathtub.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2016 12:16 AM (egOGm)
Get yourself a heater CDR, it'll add at least two months swim time, well worth it.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at April 02, 2016 12:17 AM (hQ4EJ)
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2235920/
Seems concealing the injection site would be essential.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:03 AM (lutOX)
Ah. See, his problem was this: Had he left her in her bed, she might well have been dead in the morning, or at least have suffered irreversible brain damage, and all of the insulin he had injected would have been absorbed into her bloodstream and destroyed. There would have been no 'smoking gun' for the pathologists and toxicologists to find, and there would have been no case against him.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 02, 2016 12:17 AM (GEICT)
You probably know already, but SD is still much more livable than most of the greater LA area (though the traffic seems to get worse by the month). Depending on your particular likes/dislikes/interests, of course. I just mean size, crowds, traffic, density.
Probably not material to the decision, of course, and I don't know Cal Lutheran at all, but the "student body" at SDSU is, um ..... wow. Youngsters, of course.
In high school, a regular event was to go "watch registration" at State in August. Oh my.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2016 12:18 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: the cat at April 02, 2016 12:18 AM (AG7GB)
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We will make sure you're lubricated Mike
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 02, 2016 12:18 AM (voOPb)
I read this many years ago, and the guy's genius, and certainly a moron in good standing:
http://houseoffame.blogspot.com/
Don't miss his "Lynnes of Picke-Vppe":
-Shulle we maken the cindreblokke to synge?
-Woldstow haue me shyfte thyne voweles?
-Were thou yn my seisin, ich wolde nevir escheat on thee.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:18 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at April 02, 2016 12:18 AM (yNyJy)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 12:15 AM (EzgxV)
Yup. Same here. The more specific a prayer I can offer, the better I feel about it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 02, 2016 12:18 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: CaliGirl
****
Mythbusters showed how that doesn't exactly work.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2016 12:19 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: the chicken at April 02, 2016 12:19 AM (6FqZa)
My mother's ancestors arrived in Virginia aboard the Nassau in 1701.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2016 12:19 AM (egOGm)
***
I saw that. Dude got impatient.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:20 AM (lutOX)
;-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 02, 2016 12:21 AM (syGA0)
A treasure trove of USEFUL info. Gotta Love an author who includes information that can educate his readers.
I don't agree with his personal opinions on a number of subjects......but as long as he writes good books, fuck it.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at April 02, 2016 12:21 AM (wkqRz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2016 12:21 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 01, 2016 11:40 PM (T78UI)
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I'm just going by the police report.
Posted by: iforgot at April 02, 2016 12:21 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 12:12 AM (9ym/
It is Middle English.
Þis is Old English:
Fæder ūre þū þe eart on heofonum, Sī þīn nama ġehālgod. Tōbecume þīn rīċe, ġewurþe þīn willa, on eorðan swā swā on heofonum. Ūre ġedæġhwāmlīcan hlāf syle ūs tō dæġ, and forġyf ūs ūre gyltas, swā swā wē forġyfað ūrum gyltendum. And ne ġelǣd þū ūs on costnunge, ac ālȳs ūs of yfel e.Sōþlīċe.
Posted by: Se Léodweardprćtt Hćt at April 02, 2016 12:22 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Se Léodweardprćtt Hćt at April 02, 2016 12:22 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: DC in River City at April 02, 2016 12:23 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Se Léodweardprætt Hæt at April 02, 2016 12:23 AM (vBeA5)
Not to sound like Otto from "Strangers on a Train," but let's horde-source a 'perfect' murder.
Touch of Evil - strangulation with a thin cord is held out as nearly ideal, and there are many advocates of the garrotte, 'tis true.
Poison is almost always detected. Gunshots are messy, and tend to be loud.
What say you, my morbid colleagues?Posted by: Your Decidely Devious Uncle Palpatine at April 01,
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Insulin. I imagine somewhere between 100 and 150 units.
It occurs naturally in the body and I don't believe they test for it in a tox screen.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 02, 2016 12:23 AM (KlVdw)
--By my soule, thou art a verye mappe of helle. For thy face lyk the rivere Styx wil make me swere oothes neuer to be fforsworn, and thy embrace lyk the Lethe shal make me foryet al else, and lyk vnto the Flegeton thyn arse ys ON FYRE!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:23 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: iforgot at April 02, 2016 12:24 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: derit at April 02, 2016 12:24 AM (OC+TJ)
I have a hard time imagining murdering someone. If I had to defend myself, I would shoot them, then call my lawyer.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2016 12:24 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2016 12:25 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2016 12:26 AM (yddCj)
Well, nobody's saying there's anything wrong with a '94 Cavalier but.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 12:28 AM (9ym/8)
If you can get close enough, isn't smothering someone in their sleep an undetectable murder method? It would help if they were dead drunk.
Posted by: iforgot at April 02, 2016 12:29 AM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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I will.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2016 12:29 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: derit at April 02, 2016 12:30 AM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2016 12:24 AM (egOGm)
***
Well, I'm much the same. I think most people are.
But, as an intellectual exercise, it is interesting to try to figure out how to do it and get away with it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:30 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: iforgot at April 02, 2016 12:29 AM (5o5ek)
I believe that many times this results in bruising around the mouth and nose. Plus it's possible that fabric/feathers/etc can end up in the mouth/throat/lungs.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 02, 2016 12:30 AM (GEICT)
Not much better eating than Brook Trout split and broiled with lemon butter and a dash of salt and pepper.
Just proves that life,more often than not, is good.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 02, 2016 12:30 AM (P/8aq)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 02, 2016 12:30 AM (KlVdw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 12:31 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:31 AM (lutOX)
You should hold your head high and brag. I would if I moved away from here.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2016 12:32 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 12:32 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2016 12:32 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: iforgot at April 02, 2016 12:29 AM (5o5ek)
****
They can diagnose this via the blood vessels in the eyes (purpura, I think).
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 02, 2016 12:32 AM (kvZfk)
No body, no murder. Do a breaking bad and dissolve the body in a plastic tub of was it acid? Just don't use the bathtub.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2016 12:16 AM (egOGm)
None of the above - crazy ex was trying force me out of the apartment I was paying for, s/he/it finally went I figured I'd let the police let me know the whereabouts for filing divorce papers - Cops said, "gone with personal effects? Obviously left on their own. Bye."
Took two years to get that mess cleared up - finally went with public notice to appear in divorce court in local paper.
Crazy ex did reappear a few years later when new spouse called being s/he/it in jail after getting stabby and found my name in personal effects. Laughed my ass off, stabby, yeah, been there, done subjected to that, why didn't you just take the knife, hah ha ha... No, take the knife with your hand, not your gut, ha ha... anyway, told the newest victim where the divorce decree was filed and never heard anything since.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 12:32 AM (T78UI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:32 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: CaliGirl
****
Yes. Big difference between killing and murdering.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2016 12:33 AM (hVdx9)
went thru rehab said the alcohol detox was really tough but the
Ambien and Dannon yogurt withdrawals were his real bugaboo.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at April 02, 2016 12:18 AM (yNyJy)
I heard he was sucking dick off the freeway for the price of a cup of greek yogurt.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 02, 2016 12:33 AM (kqIMj)
I was also accepted to San Diego State University as well, so I have to decide which way to go. Cal Lu is only a year, and the classes are in the evening, but my company has a large presence in San Diego, which means an easier time finding work with the company.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 02, 2016 12:08 AM (kqIMj)
My gramps had a semi-honorary degree from San Diego State. He was the chief engineer for their TV station for a while before they discovered his paper credentials ended at 8th grade.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 12:33 AM (EzgxV)
Well, I think trying to make it look like an accidental OD would work. Too much alcohol mixed with pills.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2016 12:34 AM (egOGm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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Yes. But it is a slippery slope:
If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing, and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
— -- Thomas De Quincey
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2016 12:35 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 02, 2016 12:37 AM (KlVdw)
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2016 12:34 AM (egOGm)
***
For practical purposes, I think killers slip up when they try to make a murder or killing look like something else.
Cops see everything every day - your average killer is an amateur when it comes to death. Cops know a hinky set-up when they see one.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:37 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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I will.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I had that car 13 years and only started having problems with it at year 12. Solid car, for me anyway.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 02, 2016 12:37 AM (syGA0)
*back to trolling American horror story FB page....lot of nutters there
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at April 02, 2016 12:38 AM (hlMPp)
You probably know already, but SD is still much more livable than
most of the greater LA area (though the traffic seems to get worse by
the month). Depending on your particular likes/dislikes/interests, of
course. I just mean size, crowds, traffic, density.
Probably not material to the decision, of course, and I don't know
Cal Lutheran at all, but the "student body" at SDSU is, um ..... wow.
Youngsters, of course.
In high school, a regular event was to go "watch registration" at State in August. Oh my.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 02, 2016 12:18 AM (QDnY+)
I hadn't heard that one. I've heard stories about the women in San Diego. But ultimately it's a question of which school better fits my work schedule/opportunities and when I can graduate and get the hell out of dodge.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 02, 2016 12:38 AM (kqIMj)
Holy crap. I drink. I procrastinate. I will work on a Sunday to make up for it.
Might as well lock me up now.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 12:39 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: . . . Palpatine . . . at April 01, 2016 11:24 PM (lutOX)
Try a Little Priest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryF2rt0hQiM
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2016 12:39 AM (aKchR)
Posted by: Puddleglum
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Well, that would be my point, it would now be 22 years old.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2016 12:39 AM (yddCj)
State. He was the chief engineer for their TV station for a while before
they discovered his paper credentials ended at 8th grade.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 12:33 AM (EzgxV)
Basically my undergrad GPA isn't great, and the masters I'm looking at is mostly about getting the paper and some exposure to the more quantitative aspects. I'm not too worried about the reputation of the school, since I can make sure that my classes make me competitive.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 02, 2016 12:41 AM (kqIMj)
Do your Ambien/insulin thing, your fake suicide, your home invasion, but remember that style points matter.
A few tips, especially for spouses:
-When you "discover" the body, be sure to call 911 before you call anyone else, including your lawyer.
-Do not call the life insurance company before the body is buried.
-Do not, I repeat, do NOT hit on cute chicks at the funeral.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2016 12:42 AM (T/5A0)
I think that's called petechia.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2016 12:42 AM (egOGm)
that fucker should have installed some CO detectors in his house before he crossed me
Posted by: derit at April 02, 2016 12:42 AM (OC+TJ)
Man, that's impressive.
Posted by: Chevy Volt at April 02, 2016 12:42 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2016 12:44 AM (yddCj)
I think that's called petechia.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2016 12:42 AM (egOGm)
******
I do believe you are correct.
Posted by: Tim in GA at April 02, 2016 12:44 AM (BqAWU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 02, 2016 12:44 AM (yddCj)
***
'97 Corolla.
Chick-magnet.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:45 AM (lutOX)
You are lucky you got out of that situation. Oh my!
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2016 12:45 AM (egOGm)
(1) Makes for a classic "locked-room" mystery; and
(2) People normally think about naturally occurring substances that "contain" nicotine. Pure nicotine is hell-on-a-ramjet. And,
(3) It absorbs readily and rapidly through mucous membranes.
IIRC, the guy swiped his ass and then clawed through his clothes and his chest using his fingers, leaving a spreading pool of blood that seeped out of the stall. I guess there were reports that people felt their skin was on fire and they had to get it off.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 12:47 AM (EzgxV)
Do your Ambien/insulin thing, your fake suicide, your home invasion, but remember that style points matter.
A few tips, especially for spouses:
-When you "discover" the body, be sure to call 911 before you call anyone else, including your lawyer.
-Do not call the life insurance company before the body is buried.
-Do not, I repeat, do NOT hit on cute chicks at the funeral.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2016 12:42 AM (T/5A0)
***
But who doesn't want and need:
Legal counsel
Cash money in-hand
Sympathy-tail
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:48 AM (lutOX)
Chick-magnet."
Oozes practicality, understated-ness, and, value all at the same time.
Perfect.
Posted by: Chevy Volt at April 02, 2016 12:48 AM (9ym/8)
goodnight everyone. Happy weekend.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 02, 2016 12:49 AM (egOGm)
IIRC, the guy swiped his ass and then clawed through his clothes and his chest using his fingers, leaving a spreading pool of blood that seeped out of the stall. I guess there were reports that people felt their skin was on fire and they had to get it off.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 12:47 AM (EzgxV)
***
Blackleaf 40 or something, it was called. a 40% nicotine pesticide.
Nasty....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:49 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at April 02, 2016 12:51 AM (yNyJy)
Oh gawd and another Hulu April Fools Day joke: trailer for the upcoming show, "Cooking with Hannibal."
Posted by: iforgot at April 02, 2016 12:51 AM (5o5ek)
Perfect.
Posted by: Chevy Volt at April 02, 2016 12:48 AM (9ym/
***
My angel, the Future Empress, thinks it's appalling that I drive such a machine. She's got five cars, herself, and rotates among them.
My dream-car, I'm still waiting for. I want a mid-70's mercedes diesel again. had one a few years ago, and loved it.
Fritz, I called him.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:52 AM (lutOX)
352 My gramps had a semi-honorary degree from San Diego
State. He was the chief engineer for their TV station for a while before
they discovered his paper credentials ended at 8th grade.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 12:33 AM (EzgxV)
Basically my undergrad GPA isn't great, and the masters I'm looking at is mostly about getting the paper and some exposure to the more quantitative aspects. I'm not too worried about the reputation of the school, since I can make sure that my classes make me competitive.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 02, 2016 12:41 AM (kqIMj)
They're both good schools, and have some family connection. Chief diff is that Cal Lu is a private, religious school; and SDSU is a public university in the third California Public College system. There'd be a yuge difference in cost if you were a resident.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 12:54 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 12:55 AM (T78UI)
Unless you're a Clinton, of course. Then have at it. Law, schmaw.
Posted by: rickl at April 02, 2016 12:56 AM (sdi6R)
Remember, y'all, that we are Americans, so the head is held HIGH--most especially during these times.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 02, 2016 12:56 AM (P/8aq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - be water my friend at April 02, 2016 12:57 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 12:55 AM (T78UI)
***
Figure getting to know a homicide detective would be more interesting, for a writer.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:58 AM (lutOX)
My dream-car, I'm still waiting for. I want a mid-70's mercedes diesel again. had one a few years ago, and loved it.
Fritz, I called him.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
Better Fritz than Brad.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 02, 2016 12:58 AM (FkBIv)
Legal counsel
Cash money in-hand
Sympathy-tail
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 12:48 AM (lutOX)
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LOL.
I guess that's why such obvious blunders are so commonly made!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2016 12:58 AM (T/5A0)
Fritz, the diesel death-snail.
A real, live german diesel sedan. no turbo or any of that lame shit....
had 250,000 miles on him when i got him - barely broken in, really. Put 100K miles on it, then sold it for as much as I'd paid for the thing.
I regret that....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:00 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2016 12:58 AM (T/5A0)
***
yep.
If you do it, it has to be in cold blood, and completely detached.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:01 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 02, 2016 12:58 AM (T/5A0)
**
Betcha it's the cash and the tail that gets most caught.
Amateurs....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:02 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: derit at April 02, 2016 01:03 AM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: derit at April 02, 2016 01:03 AM (OC+TJ)
***
See, a thrill-kill is different. There is no connection between killer and victim. Much harder to investigate, I'd think.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:05 AM (lutOX)
But a regular, "normal" person? That would invite attention.
Murder is not so simple as people seem to think.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:09 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 02, 2016 01:10 AM (voOPb)
I caught this movie the other day and it was pretty good.
I saw that movie and have to say that I didn't like it one bit. I'm a bit hazy on it but, just when I thought it might be good the plot shifted and it got awful.
At least, that's my recollection of it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 01:15 AM (zc3Db)
But the problem was her plan was too good - it
showed a level of attention to detail that would not escape notice, and
would, in fact, cause LE to dig and dig and dig.
From what I can tell, most killings are sort of simple, almost
spontaneous affairs; it's when the investigators see signs of
forethought and planning that they really get curious.
Posted by: [Palpatine] at April 01, 2016 11:36 PM (lutOX)
The thing is, I am told, is that your average investigator gets into a sort of investigation-haze. You pull a file, you review the facts, do a couple of interviews, put two and two together, make a reference to a database, write a determination, pull the next file . . . and so on.
You have amazing tools, access to databases, the education and the honed nose and a dedication to being a really nosy bastard, and you are doing stuff that almost be done by a properly crafted macro.
Then, you get something that smells off, you can almost feel the pattern, and you start digging, researching tide-tables and sunrise-sunset times, business registries, property ownerships, prime contractors, restaurant inspection scores.
In short, start flexing your muscles all because otherwise you will be bored and be as boring as the guy who does Sudoko in pencil and erases it when he is done because he wants to let other people have the same amount of fun that he has.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2016 01:15 AM (aKchR)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2016 01:15 AM (aKchR)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2016 01:16 AM (aKchR)
Figure getting to know a homicide detective would be more interesting, for a writer.
Posted by: at April 02, 2016 12:58 AM (lutOX)
Homicide detective opens the writer up to what has occurred, both solved and unsolved. The handbook opens up what is plausible, real or imaginary. Two different perspectives of the same storyline.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 01:18 AM (T78UI)
Posted by: Wolfish Grin at April 02, 2016 01:18 AM (qPJBi)
Amateurs....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****
The life insurance most of the time. At least that is what gets things rolling investigation wise according to the real life forensics shows.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2016 01:19 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2016 01:15 AM (aKchR)
***
Bingo.
The cop does what he does for a living, The killer is a rank amateur, and generally it's his first rodeo.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:20 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2016 01:21 AM (hVdx9)
*walks into California Mickey-D's* "Hello, sir -- how can I help you?"
"Where are you, really?" "Iowa, sir -- are you ready to be served, or would you like a minute or two?" "I'm ready for a quarter-pounder deluxe and a large fry -- should come to $8.35." "Indeed it does, sir, please swipe a card or insert cash into the designated slot."
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 01:21 AM (EzgxV)
Be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 02, 2016 01:21 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2016 01:19 AM (hVdx9)
***
Edward G. Robinson's 'little man,' eh?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:22 AM (lutOX)
"It's garbage day!" [pulls out pistol and fires]
"Dad's last words were, 'careful, son, that gun's loaded!'"
Posted by: derit at April 02, 2016 01:22 AM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Wolfish Grin at April 02, 2016 01:18 AM (qPJBi)
Yeah ... that's what they say, but I find that really hard to believe. Not all murders even have "a scene" that you were at, really.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 01:22 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Wolfish Grin at April 02, 2016 01:23 AM (qPJBi)
career cop. His final exam "project" was for students to come up with
the perfect murder. He said no one ever got a hundred percent.You always
take something with you to the scene and you always take something from
the scene with you.
Posted by: Wolfish Grin at April 02, 2016 01:18 AM (qPJBi)
If nothing else, you always take the memory.
Even if you were not there when you did it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 01:23 AM (T78UI)
Walmart, and other stores, are already forcing us into "self check out" machines and we don't even get a 2% discount for taking up the job of their cashiers. I kind of hope lots of people steal from them in those lines because the whole thing is pretty obnoxious.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 01:25 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2016 01:19 AM (hVdx9)
***
Edward G. Robinson's 'little man,' eh?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****
Bingo. Sometimes it's easy tho.
They take out a policy 6 months or less before the death, or they bump it up big time before they die.
Major red flags.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2016 01:26 AM (hVdx9)
The victim would recognize nausea and dizziness each time on short trips
Posted by: derit at April 02, 2016 01:26 AM (OC+TJ)
replace their cashiers with video kiosks -- initially targeting US
states without idiotic minimum-wage laws.
...
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 01:21 AM (EzgxV)
What I miss most about McD's - walking in and seeing what burgers they had under the red light - give me two of those, just put the phucking things in my hand...
Now they pretend to make it to order.
Give me back my AutoMat (~1900).
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 01:27 AM (T78UI)
Her other idea, not so much. She proposed walking up to the house of the intended, knocking on the door, and then throwing a bucket of gasoline on him before striking and throwing a flare.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:27 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: derit at April 02, 2016 01:26 AM (OC+TJ)
You hypnotize him to ignore the symptoms.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 01:28 AM (zc3Db)
Walmart, and other stores, are already forcing us into "self check out" machines and we don't even get a 2% discount for taking up the job of their cashiers. I kind of hope lots of people steal from them in those lines because the whole thing is pretty obnoxious.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 01:25 AM (zc3Db)
The funny thing is how many shoppers prefer self-checkout to the surly unionized checkers previously shoved down their throat.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 01:28 AM (EzgxV)
That was one. The other two were indentifiable tool marks where the hole was made and that the vic was more likely to pass out in stop and go traffic and get taken to an ER.
Posted by: Wolfish Grin at April 02, 2016 01:29 AM (qPJBi)
***
Somebody's got a connection to the business, or has seen "Double Indemnity," or both.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:29 AM (lutOX)
Walmart, and other stores, are already forcing us into "self check out" machines
They don't force me. I prefer it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 02, 2016 01:29 AM (FkBIv)
The victim would recognize nausea and dizziness each time on short trips
Posted by: derit at April 02, 2016 01:26 AM (OC+TJ)
Wait -- other people don't have nausea and dizziness on short trips?!?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 01:30 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: derit at April 02, 2016 01:32 AM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Wolfish Grin at April 02, 2016 01:33 AM (qPJBi)
Posted by: derit at April 02, 2016 01:26 AM (OC+TJ)
See, you rig his CD player to repeat Royals, by Lorde and he can't get it out or turn it off.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2016 01:33 AM (aKchR)
Her other idea, not so much. She proposed walking up to the house of the intended, knocking on the door, and then throwing a bucket of gasoline on him before striking and throwing a flare.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:27 AM (lutOX)
Wasn't your folks West Virginians? They don't screw around.
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 02, 2016 01:34 AM (vUuJ6)
Worse than actual murder...
Posted by: Wolfish Grin at April 02, 2016 01:35 AM (qPJBi)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 01:25 AM (zc3Db)
***
Me? it depends on the time of day, my mood, and whether there are any cute girls working the register.
For a cute check-out girl, and the chance to be pleasant and amiable and make her blush, I'll stand in line.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:35 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****
Saw the movie years ago. I also watched a lot of the forensics shows.
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at April 02, 2016 01:36 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: derit at April 02, 2016 01:32 AM (OC+TJ)
***
Yep.
I wonder if some rum would make this get up on its legs...
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:37 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: derit at April 02, 2016 01:32 AM (OC+TJ)
***
Yepo. Mountaineers, through and through. German/Jewish and Polish/Jewish, but we went native two generations back.
Vicious and clannish to a degree....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:38 AM (lutOX)
to the house of the intended, knocking on the door, and then throwing a
bucket of gasoline on him before striking and throwing a flare.
Now that is the sort of direct thinking that is rare in the world.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2016 01:39 AM (aKchR)
Posted by: Orenthal James at April 02, 2016 01:39 AM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 02, 2016 01:34 AM (vUuJ6)
***
pasting error.
Yes, WV.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:39 AM (lutOX)
For a cute check-out girl, and the chance to be pleasant and amiable and make her blush, I'll stand in line.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
She'd have to give me money in order for me to willingly stand in line.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 02, 2016 01:40 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at April 02, 2016 01:40 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: derit at April 02, 2016 01:40 AM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 01:28 AM (EzgxV)
The Walmart cashiers around me are nice enough. They just refuse to put enough on.
They don't force me. I prefer it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 02, 2016 01:29 AM (FkBIv)
Okay, but you should still get a small discount for doing the job of cashier, yourself.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 01:41 AM (zc3Db)
Walmart, and other stores, are already forcing us into "self check out" machines and we don't even get a 2% discount for taking up the job of their cashiers. I kind of hope lots of people steal from them in those lines because the whole thing is pretty obnoxious.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 01:25 AM (zc3Db)
I always use the self-checkout line at the supermarket. That way I don't get stuck behind some doofus who wants to carry on a conversation with the cashier while she's checking out, while I'm standing there waiting with my six items and just want to get out of there and go home.
Posted by: rickl at April 02, 2016 01:41 AM (sdi6R)
Okay, but you should still get a small discount for doing the job of cashier, yourself.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
My discount is not having to stand behind others and wait.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 02, 2016 01:42 AM (FkBIv)
to the house of the intended, knocking on the door, and then throwing a
bucket of gasoline on him before striking and throwing a flare.
Now that is the sort of direct thinking that is rare in the world.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2016 01:39 AM (aKchR)
***
She's always had a fondness, a proclivity, for fire to punish her enemies.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:43 AM (lutOX)
eman go to store to shop not to work
plus check-out babe make woody
carry bag in front
Posted by: eman at April 02, 2016 01:44 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 02, 2016 01:44 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 02, 2016 01:40 AM (FkBIv)
At the Walmart I go to the self checkout line can snake around the corners. It's still a shorter wait than the cashier lines, but it gets long. Very long.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 01:44 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: rickl at April 02, 2016 01:41 AM (sdi6R)
LOL! Ain't that the truth.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 01:45 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Chevy Volt at April 02, 2016 01:47 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 01:47 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 02, 2016 01:44 AM (sl+zA)
Or glue. Or spray paint. Or any number of items that have me scratching my head.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 01:47 AM (zc3Db)
through self-check without waiting for some zombie to show up with a key
code, I'm all in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 02, 2016 01:44 AM (sl+zA)
That will only require an identification chip to be embedded into the base of your skull.Beta program will be introduced soon.Care to participate?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 01:49 AM (T78UI)
https://twitter.com/Marry_isnl
Not only are his photos/videos extremely violent, he is threatening the people of Brussels and Germany.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 02, 2016 01:49 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 02, 2016 01:50 AM (1D4Ef)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 02, 2016 01:51 AM (iQIUe)
Man, I don't know. Our doofuses prefer self-checkout.
Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2016 01:52 AM (Z58Xa)
Who's gonna say anything? Just powder generously with lime and keep your trap shut.
I didn't see nuthin'.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 01:52 AM (9ym/8)
Two nights ago, I threw a 12 pack of condoms, two bottles of sake, and a tube of KY on the conveyor.
The checkout girl - a very cute tex-mex chica - blushed as she rang me up.
They always ask if you need stamps or ice. Told her I didn't need ice, not yet, and Lord but she went red....
I'm gonna give her my number next week.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:53 AM (lutOX)
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As your legal counsel I strongly recommend against this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 02, 2016 01:55 AM (sl+zA)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 01:56 AM (zc3Db)
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As your legal counsel I strongly recommend against this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 02, 2016 01:55 AM (sl+zA)
***
If you ain't Samoan, or from Kerala - the homeland of my counselor - I can't hear you.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:58 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: derit at April 02, 2016 01:58 AM (OC+TJ)
Two nights ago, I threw a 12 pack of condoms, two bottles of sake, and a tube of KY on the conveyor.
The checkout girl - a very cute tex-mex chica - blushed as she rang me up.
They always ask if you need stamps or ice. Told her I didn't need ice, not yet, and Lord but she went red....
I'm gonna give her my number next week.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:53 AM (lutOX)
Make sure to encourage her to use stamps.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 02:01 AM (EzgxV)
I'm curious as to your advise. What legal problems do "propositioning" produce as a defendant?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 02:01 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: derit at April 02, 2016 01:58 AM (OC+TJ)
***
I disgaree.
It's always best to build up the
antici
pation.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 02:01 AM (lutOX)
They always ask if you need stamps or ice. Told her I didn't need ice, not yet, and Lord but she went red....
I'm gonna give her my number next week.
Posted by: at April 02, 2016 01:53 AM (lutOX)
Suggest you buy your cucumbers, binder twine, and bicycle pump elsewhere.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 02:01 AM (T78UI)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 02:01 AM (EzgxV)
***
You're a sick, sick man.
I salute you, sir.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 02:02 AM (lutOX)
#IslamicState Releases INFOGRAHIC Shows Total Of 112 Suicide Attacks In March 2016 In #Iraq & #Syria.
===========
So, they found 112 suckers to kill themselves. Most of these appear to be in Iraq. Wonder if every suicide bomber is a volunteer.
https://goo.gl/RxGgVI
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at April 02, 2016 02:04 AM (iQIUe)
There was this time I gave a speech at a Toastmaster contest, and the MC was a high school daughter of the hosting club.
She's interviewing each of the speakers, but when she got to me, she started giggling and stumbling over her interview questions.
At the time, I thought, "sheesh, you were doing fine interviewing the previous contestants!".
*woosh*
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 02, 2016 02:04 AM (1D4Ef)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 02:01 AM (T78UI)
***
That's what Walmart is for.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 02:05 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 01:53 AM (lutOX)
Yeah, there are some cute girls at my supermarket. Meh.
Two problems with that:
1. They're almost certainly Obama and/or Sanders voters.
2. They wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire.
So, meh. I'll use the self-checkout and see my own way out.
Posted by: rickl at April 02, 2016 02:07 AM (sdi6R)
*woosh*"
Ya gotta get over yourself.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 02:07 AM (9ym/8)
*woosh*
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 02, 2016 02:04 AM (1D4Ef)
***
Yep.
right over your head, it went.
Explains the bald patch, doesn't it?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 02:08 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2016 02:08 AM (aKchR)
Posted by: at April 02, 2016 02:05 AM (lutOX)
Oh, not at Walmart. Good.
They always give a stink-eye when swinging by to pick up another wheel barrow, blue plastic tarp, duct tape, shotgun shells, chain saw, lime, fifth of cheap whiskey, rope, what ever late night pick ups.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 02:09 AM (T78UI)
1. They're almost certainly Obama and/or Sanders voters.
2. They wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire.
So, meh. I'll use the self-checkout and see my own way out.
Posted by: rickl at April 02, 2016 02:07 AM (sdi6R)
***
The former, nothing can be done about, not should it bother you. The latter - you under-estimate the appeal of a confident older man.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 02:10 AM (lutOX)
Word. You ain't gonna get a ripe young tart if you're 40 and don't have money.
Nature. Fight against all you want.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 02:10 AM (9ym/8)
-Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 02:09 AM (T78UI)
What do they have against "Thursdays"?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 02, 2016 02:12 AM (OQ9R7)
she got to me, she started giggling and stumbling over her interview
questions.
At the time, I thought, "sheesh, you were doing fine interviewing the previous contestants!".
*woosh*
Posted by: at April 02, 2016 02:04 AM (1D4Ef)
Your socks did not match, that or your moose knuckles where busting out.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 02:12 AM (T78UI)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 02:12 AM (9ym/8)
Oh, not at Walmart. Good.
They always give a stink-eye when swinging by to pick up another wheel barrow, blue plastic tarp, duct tape, shotgun shells, chain saw, lime, fifth of cheap whiskey, rope, what ever late night pick ups.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 02:09 AM (T78UI)
***
just smile and make the clerk 'squirmy,' and all's well.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 02:12 AM (lutOX)
I am an idiot.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2016 02:08 AM (aKchR)
Where's that? I got 2 minutes to waste.
Posted by: rickl at April 02, 2016 02:14 AM (sdi6R)
Who drives a '97 Corolla?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 02:12 AM (9ym/
***
you;d damn sure better be confident if that's your ride.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 02:15 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 02:10 AM (lutOX)
Or the appeal by some for "golden showers"...
Posted by: The [REDACTED] Hat at April 02, 2016 02:16 AM (vBeA5)
He.
Hehe.
Hehehehe.
Good answer, muchacho.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 02:17 AM (9ym/8)
-Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 02:09 AM (T78UI)
What do they have against "Thursdays"?
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 02, 2016 02:12 AM (OQ9R7)
Hey, Slap -- I'd been wondering where you were keeping yourself...
Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 02:18 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 02:17 AM (9ym/
***
It;s worked so far.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at April 02, 2016 02:19 AM (lutOX)
Stoopid cataracts.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 02, 2016 02:20 AM (FtrY1)
-Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 02:18 AM (EzgxV)
Combination of unintentionally busy and intentionally staying away.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 02, 2016 02:21 AM (OQ9R7)
Loved that car. It wasn't a chick magnet, though.
Posted by: rickl at April 02, 2016 02:23 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 02, 2016 02:23 AM (OQ9R7)
That's how I knew you were.........
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 02:26 AM (9ym/8)
-Posted by: cthulhu at April 02, 2016 02:18 AM (EzgxV)
Combination of unintentionally busy and intentionally staying away.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 02, 2016 02:21 AM (OQ9R7)
Would it not hurt if Ace does a daily two-hour hate every day at five...Let everybody work out the bile and address the other later post topics with a bit more levity...At the risk of total ban-nation, I may suggest it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 02:28 AM (T78UI)
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 02:26 AM (9ym/
...A winner? Yup. That's a vote of confidence, coming from you, ol' pal!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 02, 2016 02:28 AM (OQ9R7)
I'm sure that it's a fact and not a rumor.
Nose-hair is the proof, Inarguable Sign:
Intelligent, with Moron sense of humor.
____________
Weary Blues - Madeleine Peyroux
https://youtu.be/4w5i2WPTd2w
Ta!
Posted by: mindless wharrgarblr at April 02, 2016 02:31 AM (LtSaI)
Exactly. I would not question your baseball skills.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 02:32 AM (9ym/8)
-Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 02:28 AM (T78UI)
I would have been banned a thousand-times over, had I in-artfully added to certain conversations. I have skipped-over reading some threads to avoid the punching of walls and pigeonholing of some members.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 02, 2016 02:34 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 02, 2016 02:35 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 02, 2016 02:37 AM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 02, 2016 02:12 AM (OQ9R7)
Lack of þe letter Þ?
Posted by: Þe Political Hat at April 02, 2016 02:37 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Wolfish Grin
I've thought about this, and here is my scenario for a perfect murder:
First, put on a weird hat and some kind of absurd disguise, and go to a public library at least 50 miles from your house. Wear gloves. At this library, use their public computers and go on Craigslist and search for someone selling a cheap-ass obsolete laptop computer. Create a throwaway email address on the library's computer, and contact the seller, and make an appointment to go buy it.
Further altering your disguise, go meet the guy, and pay with cash (bills you have only ever handled with gloves). Needless to say, use a fake name. I recommend "Pat."
Phew! First step complete -- now you own a computer that cannot be traced to you.
Never again visit that library or use that throwaway email address. Ever.
Next, scout out (in some town that's not your hometown) cafes that have a free and strong wifi signal -- independent cafes only. Using this stranger's computer which you now own, DON'T actually go into the cafe but find some nearby location not visible by eye (or surveillance camera) from the cafe, but is still within its wifi cloud. Best would be somewhere "behind" the cafe's back wall, so you're not even in the same social space. Sneaky.
Log on to the wifi signal. Boom -- now you're on the internet through a signal that cannot be associated with you using a computer that cannot be traced to you.
Once online, go BACK to craigslist and this time search for used drones for sale. Find biggest bestest drone with the longest range, pilotable by the drone's on-board camera, purchased by the original owner way prior to the new Fed "drone registration" requirement.
Different disguise this time, again with gloved cash and fake name, go buy it.
For the rest of the steps, only ever touch the drone with gloves, in a "clean room" with minimized dust and particles.
Wipe all pre-existing fingerprints off the drone, thoroughly. Gouge out, very very deeply, any registration numbers or other identifying info.
Again in disguise, go to some farm supply store (or wherever) and buy some castor beans with cash -- a very modest amount of beans, no more than you need.
Then process the castor beans into ricin using instructions you find in a physical paper book at a distant library -- a book that you look at in the stacks and never actually check out. Needless to say, never look up ricin recipes on your computer, even your untraceable computer.
Then using a hypodermic needle inject the ricin into a small lightbulb that has thin delicate glass. Seal the small hole carefully.
Attach the ricin-bulb to the servo mechanism of the drone in such a way that if the camera is tilted in a certain direction, it will crush the bulb (and release the ricin, obviously). Test the technique on normal bulbs until you get it perfect.
Also: remove any memory chip from the drone which could record what it "sees" with its on-board camera.
Then scope out your victim, whoever it may be -- someone unknown to you is best, such as a celebrity, a random stranger, a politician, or whatever -- and when you learn ahead of time that they will definitely be in a specific outdoor urban location at a specific time, you scout out the situation ahead of time and position yourself way way out of any direct line of sight of the victim's upcoming location, and also unseen by passersby. Inside a room (with a window through which the drone could launch) would be best.
When the moment arrives, you pilot your drone via the onboard camera (beaming its image to your remote control's screen, as the high-end drones do), and (as you've surely guessed by now) fly the drone directly at your victim, and in the final moments rotate the servo mechanism to break the bulb as close as possible to your victim (bumping into him with the drone is OK too).
Ricin releases, victim dies, murder accomplished.
If the drone is still undamaged, uncaptured and functioning, you then continue to fly it further and further directly away from your actual location and land it or crash it into the most oddball location possible (which you also had previously scoped out) -- best spots would be where teenage nogoodniks hang about (skate parks, high schools, etc.), because they will most definitely "steal" any wayward drone that landed amongst them, and never turn it over to the cops.
Or into a lake. Or onto a highway where it would get run over. Etc.
But that's not even necessary -- because the drone is untraceable to you anyway, due to all the steps outlined above. Even if the drone falls into the hands of law enforcement, it wouldn't do them any good.
After the drone has finally stopped flying, you casually put the piloting remote control console in your backpack, walk the opposite direction from the incident (which you should be at least a half mile distant from anyway), and later utterly destroy the controller in an incinerator or other melt-into-slag scenario. Remove the computer's hard drive and chips, pulverize them personally with a sledgehammer in the wilderness, then smash up the computer too, take all the aforementioned parts, melt the whole thing in the same incinerator, then collect the slag of the remote control, computer and hard drive, go on a whale-watching trip, and throw the slag overboard in the deepest part of the ocean on the trip. Marvel at the whales, so you don't seem suspicious.
Never brag about the crime or mention it to anyone. Ever.
OK, Sherlocks: Where is the flaw in this plan? Why would I not earn a 100% score on that forensics final?
Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2016 02:39 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 02, 2016 02:42 AM (3kUGE)
in-artfully added to certain conversations. I have skipped-over
reading some threads to avoid the punching of walls and pigeonholing of
some members.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 02, 2016 02:34 AM (OQ9R7)
Punching walls is a great stress reliever if you don't mind busted knuckles and fixing walls. I have tired of it myself.
Pro or con, it isn't worth spending an hour to fact check (and, key, reference) a comment that maybe twenty people may read.
Generally I skip any post that has 'T' or 'C' in the headline.The rest is good as it ever was.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 02:48 AM (T78UI)
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at April 02, 2016 02:49 AM (OQ9R7)
Never again visit that library or use that throwaway email address. Ever.
I read that far and knew without a doubt that it was zombie.
Posted by: rickl at April 02, 2016 02:50 AM (sdi6R)
One of the ways they find bomb makers is looking for people coming into the ER with unusual burns & missing digits.
Somewhere there is a lot of broken glass & while the drone may be gone the broken glass was not by the victim is not...
Posted by: Adriane the DIY Critic ... at April 02, 2016 02:53 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2016 02:39 AM (jBuUi)
Or you could just go to a low working class bar for a while and bad mouth your idiot boss with all his money waving and gold rings and s/he lives here... and let nature take its course.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 02:53 AM (T78UI)
Posted by: Wolfish Grin at April 02, 2016 02:54 AM (qPJBi)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 02, 2016 02:42 AM (3kUGE)
They's loose Congressional representation per the 14th Amendment...
Posted by: The Hat of Amendment at April 02, 2016 02:55 AM (vBeA5)
...
Posted by: Adriane the DIY Critic ... at April 02, 2016 02:53 AM (AoK0a)
Amateurs.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 02, 2016 02:57 AM (T78UI)
You had me laughing out loud on a bunch of occasions.
Truly enjoyed all 2 & 1/2 hours.....listened to it twice actually.
Thanks for taking the time.
Posted by: Alec j at April 02, 2016 02:58 AM (fq7l4)
OK, Sherlocks: Where is the flaw in this plan? Why would I not earn a 100% score on that forensics final?
Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2016 02:39 AM (jBuUi)
Don't you have to actually inject ricin into the victim, rather than just spray him with it?
Posted by: rickl at April 02, 2016 02:58 AM (sdi6R)
One time I was waiting in line for a woman to find her CHECKBOOK(who the hell uses checks anymore?), and I'm sure the look on my face gave away my disgust, so a woman in line says, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" And I said, "Not unless you're thinking I need a blow job right about now!"
You have to know your audience. Everyone around me was a woman, so I immediately knew what I said wasn't going to be taken a a humorous retort. It got the line moving again!
Posted by: Hadoop at April 02, 2016 02:58 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Hadoop at April 02, 2016 03:00 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Hadoop at April 02, 2016 03:01 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: rickl
Nope -- it can be inhaled too, with deadly results.
A minor refinement of the plan would be to devise some way to make a very small "explosion" when the bulb breaks, to aerosolize the ricin.
Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2016 03:04 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Adriane the DIY Critic
All glass from the bulb experiments would be punctiliously swept up and disposed of, obviously. Better yet, conduct the experiments in the woods.
Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2016 03:05 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: rickl
I thought the giveaway was that the plan involved whale-watching, juvenile delinquent skateboarders, farm supply stores, incinerators, and "a weird hat."
Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2016 03:08 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: The Hat of Amendment at April 02, 2016 02:55 AM (vBeA5)
Actually, the 26th is supposed to take away even that choice for the states ... but I really can't make heads or tails of the 26th:
Section 1.
The right of citizens of the United States, who are eighteen years of age or older, to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of age.
This amendment was written by a retard.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 03:09 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 03:10 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Wolfish Grin
All goods purchased in disguise. Never drive one's own car on purchases. Practice runs done in the deep woods. Victim's location publicized widely ("Celebrity X will appear at the ribbon-cutting ceremony!" etc.). All clothes worn during the entire process, beginning to end, burnt to ash, ashes scattered hither and thither.
Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2016 03:12 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: rickl
Nope -- it can be inhaled too, with deadly results.
A minor refinement of the plan would be to devise some way to make a very small "explosion" when the bulb breaks, to aerosolize the ricin.
Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2016 03:04 AM (jBuUi)
DMSO is your friend...
Posted by: The Chemical Hat at April 02, 2016 03:14 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2016 03:12 AM (jBuUi)
Best advice: Do it over a term of decades.
Posted by: The Temporal Hat at April 02, 2016 03:15 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2016 03:12 AM (jBuUi)
From Four Lions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqJJfBeuxUE
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 03:15 AM (zc3Db)
Sigh.
Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2016 03:16 AM (jBuUi)
Sigh.
Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2016 03:16 AM (jBuUi)
Should have claimed to be by your nick "Boaty McBoatface"....
Posted by: Boaty McBoatface at April 02, 2016 03:18 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Chemical Hat at April 02, 2016 03:14 AM (vBeA5)
I remember when all the athletes were going crazy over that to take drugs in through their skin. Back in the 70s, I think. I remember something about it leaving a fish taste in your mouth.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 03:19 AM (zc3Db)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqJJfBeuxUE
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
That movie was WAY funnier than I expected it to be.
Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2016 03:20 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: The Hat of Amendment at April 02, 2016 02:55 AM (vBeA5)
I've been thinking about it and I guess I was wrong in my comment to you. Losing a little representation in the House is a small price to pay to preserve a state's character and possibly save it from oblivion.
And I don't see how the 26th changes anything about the 14th's application only to male voters in this assessment of House representation.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 03:23 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: The Chemical Hat at April 02, 2016 03:14 AM (vBeA5)
I remember when all the athletes were going crazy over that to take drugs in through their skin. Back in the 70s, I think. I remember something about it leaving a fish taste in your mouth.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 03:19 AM (zc3Db)
DMSO in and of itself is relatively innocuous. The thing is that anything dissolved in it will be taken fully and totally into your bloodstream. It is the equivalent of a direct needle injection.
Posted by: The Di-Methoxy Hat at April 02, 2016 03:24 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: zombie at April 02, 2016 03:20 AM (jBuUi)
It's one of my all-time favorites. And the movie is amazing in that it doesn't water anything down towards the end, even as it's getting funnier and funnier. It is totally raw and totally hysterical.
It took me a couple of viewings to catch all the actual dialogue. I even saw one version where they subtitled it in English! I must have watched it five times before I could really hear that Waj was saying "rubber dinghy rapids", though I knew that it was something along those lines, anyway.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 03:27 AM (zc3Db)
And I don't see how the 26th changes anything about the 14th's application only to male voters in this assessment of House representation.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 03:23 AM (zc3Db)
Frankly, I think SCOTUS was wrong to deny the state's the right to have their upper house constituated differently from their lower house, specifically when it came to distribution of state Senate seats by county.
If that were still allowed, than California, if it followed its last "Federal Plan" for its state Senate, would have a GOP majority. In Nevada, the Libertarians and Independent American Party would have more state Senators than the Democrats.
Posted by: The Federal Plan Hat at April 02, 2016 03:27 AM (vBeA5)
With the abundance of cctv cameras out there, you can't be seen changing your walk. Keep your head down. Wear oversize glasses.
Or be a homeless person, they're invisible.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 02, 2016 03:31 AM (kKHcp)
Just saying.
Posted by: rickl at April 02, 2016 03:39 AM (sdi6R)
Shit, the SEIU thug bit that Town Haller's finger off and was caught on camera ... but they could never seem to find him ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 03:51 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: The Federal Plan Hat at April 02, 2016 03:27 AM (vBeA5)
Which decision is that, because that sounds totally insane - though nothing out of the SCOTUS really surprises me. All the feral government is charged with is insuring a Republican form of government for the states (which the feral government actively worked AGAINST when Barky supported the Wisconsin flea-baggers).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 03:55 AM (zc3Db)
The closer the person is to you, the tougher it is to get away with it.
The more motive you have, the tougher it is to get away with it.
The more you hate the person, the tougher it is to get away with it.
There's a reason serial killers are so tough to find, and that is because it is cold blooded sport, and seemingly random for quite a while.
The rest is luck, or bad luck.
My advice would be Don't Do It. Stay healthy long enough to piss on their grave.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 02, 2016 04:00 AM (kKHcp)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 03:55 AM (zc3Db)
Reynolds v. Sims
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reynolds_v._Sims
Wesberry v. Sanders
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wesberry_v._Sanders
The entire of having a bicameral legislature is to have one House constituated differntly than the other!
Posted by: The Bicameral Hat at April 02, 2016 04:03 AM (vBeA5)
Kurdish Muslims abandoning Islam for Zoroastrianism in Disgust at ISIS/ Daesh
http://tinyurl.com/z79onsg
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 02, 2016 04:05 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Adriane the DIY Critic ... at April 02, 2016 04:06 AM (AoK0a)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reynolds_v._Sims
Posted by: The Bicameral Hat at April 02, 2016 04:03 AM (vBeA5)
Wow. Just .... fucking ... wow.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2016 04:08 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: The Bicameral Hat at April 02, 2016 04:03 AM (vBeA5)
But on the other hand, you gotta keep in mind what a guy in a black robe feels is fair.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 02, 2016 04:08 AM (1D4Ef)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at April 02, 2016 04:09 AM (1D4Ef)
Good Night all.
Serious yard work in the morning ...
Posted by: Adriane the DIY Critic ... at April 02, 2016 04:06 AM (AoK0a)
I'm trying to forget about that.
I saw the first spider of the year tonight.
Winter can't come soon enough.
Posted by: rickl at April 02, 2016 04:11 AM (sdi6R)
Just because it is late doesn't mean you can skip around the ONT ban on primary politics.
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 02, 2016 04:16 AM (vBeA5)
"Just because it is late doesn't mean you can skip around the ONT ban on primary politics."
As far as I know, that is Maet's ban. Don't think CDR M has the same policy in place. Maybe someone could ask him?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. What evs at April 02, 2016 04:25 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. What evs at April 02, 2016 04:25 AM (WVsWD)
Why can't we just share a hobo-hunting Val-U-Rite infused night of [CENSORED]?
Posted by: The Political Hat, hoping... at April 02, 2016 04:28 AM (vBeA5)
I has a sadz.
I'm diabetic. I have to watch my booze consumption closely. My booze stash consists of one Bottle of Hard Root Beer. That will take me a few days to consume but for you drink away.
I wonder if there is a Valurite brand of Root Beer Schnapps?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. What evs at April 02, 2016 04:33 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. What evs at April 02, 2016 04:35 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Who's up for a trip to Dagobah? at April 02, 2016 04:35 AM (WVsWD)
Here is a cover of Pink Floyd's Syd Barrett era "Lucifer Sam" by The Well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdk5IlmfX8U
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 02, 2016 04:39 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: The Political Hat at April 02, 2016 04:41 AM (vBeA5)
Gingy, Litle and I have been on vacation for the past three days. Big stayed at our house and watched the dog. Gingy, Little and I got less sleep than usual in hotel beds. We got home tonight at 6, exhausted. I had to run out and meet with a client, and then I was home. While I was out working, Gingy took all of Big's stuff to his house. Big texted me and asked me if his pills were taken to his house (Big has issues, but we've finally got a handle on them and his medication is key. He's finally working enough to support himself, and I CANT BEGIN TO EXPRESS HOW HAPPY AND PROUD OF HIM I AM(seriously)). I looked and they weren't, so I told him so. Big was at his job, working until 3AM. "Do you want to come here to spend the night, or go to your house?" "I want to go to my house, I miss my pets". "Do you need your pills tonight, or can we get them to you in the morning?" "I need them tonight".
OK, I say, I'll put them in the mailbox, come by and get them on the way home. Then I, desperately weary me, doze downstairs, inside but close to the mailbox, just to make sure he's got what he needs, because he's told me he HAS to take his pill. I'd like to be in bed, I'm really tired.
So just a few minutes ago I get a text-"I can't find the pills". Turns out he went home and looked in HIS mailbox for the pills. When I tell him they are in MY mailbox, he says, and I quote, "Minor miscommunication then, I'll get them tomorrow. I always keep a weeks worth stashed in my desk"
So now I'm sitting here with sandy eyelids, angrily awake because I dozed earlier and now I can't sleep, contemplating filicide. No jury would convict me, right?
Posted by: Weirddave at April 02, 2016 04:53 AM (N8hFs)
Are you dependent on any meds to keep you normal? I am. I am insulin dependent and I always have a months supply extra. That doesn't mean I want to use it when I have more available.
Sorry, I'm siding with Big and would send you to chair.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Who's up for a trip to Dagobah? at April 02, 2016 04:59 AM (WVsWD)
Bahrain Grand Prix qualifying later on today, they didn't change it from the disaster that happened in Australia so hopefully it will be a repeat and then they will change it.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2016 05:41 AM (1J6E6)
Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2016 05:48 AM (zLDYs)
I feel like I'm being followed around by the Jon Lovitz pathological liar character, and he doesn't realize I'm onto him, and he keeps talking and talking. I'm going to lose it someday.
Posted by: angela urkel at April 02, 2016 05:51 AM (vhTN7)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Who's up for a trip to Dagobah? at April 02, 2016 05:54 AM (WVsWD)
dependent and I always have a months supply extra. That doesn't mean I
want to use it when I have more available.
Sorry, I'm siding with Big and would send you to chair.
Point was "Oh, I have meds in my desk, nevermind". That's what I wanted to kill him for
Posted by: Weirddave at April 02, 2016 05:56 AM (N8hFs)
I'm still siding with Big on this. Especially if it is a med that modifies behavior. When you are not thinking right, your memory suffers.
I will however lighten your sentence to time served and having to read every single comment at The Blaze for the next two weeks.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Who's up for a trip to Dagobah? at April 02, 2016 06:01 AM (WVsWD)
I'm still siding with Big on this. Especially if it is a med that modifies behavior. When you are not thinking right, your memory suffers.
I will however lighten your sentence to time served and having to read every single comment at The Blaze for the next two weeks.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Who's up for a trip to Dagobah? at April 02, 2016 06:01 AM (WVsWD)
The Blaze!?
Oh The Huge Manatee!
Posted by: Bitter Jamie Farr at April 02, 2016 06:03 AM (qYDgA)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at April 02, 2016 06:24 AM (vUuJ6)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 02, 2016 06:49 AM (vhTN7)
Almost.
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