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Overnight Open Thread (3-28-2016)
Those of long memory may recall that my bestest chicken ever was mille fleur (who, sadly, has joined the choir eternal), so this is a bit of a science experiment: seeing how much of Lucia's personality was mille fleur personality.There is something to this, you know. Different colors (and certainly different breeds) share personality characteristics. It's uncontroversial in livestock circles; you get into trouble when you apply it to people. Except gingers.
-- Sweasel
So I'm disinclined to get into a Who's Got The Biggest Swinging Islamophobic Dong? contest with you. In that Easter piece I said that Islam cannot abide the other and is incompatible with a pluralist society, and throughout last week I reiterated my call for an end to mass Muslim immigration. If that's insufficiently butch for you, if that's "hampering attempts to stop the Islamization of the west", then please bugger off and get on with stopping the Islamization of the west your own way. And then you wouldn't need to mischaracterize what I wrote and put your words in my mouth, would you?By the way, this campaign to "stop the Islamization of the west that I'm "hampering", where is it? Is it a club you've formed? Are you the chairman? Can anyone fill in a membership application? Or are you blackballing?
If I sound a little tetchier than usual, it's because Sebastian Faulks' farewell to The Independent put me in a wistful and somewhat elegiac mode, mourning my carefree younger self. So I hope you'll forgive me if a guy who lives with death threats, and "human rights" complaints for "flagrant Islamophobia" with attendant legal bills, and tedious expenses like having to switch hotels at the last minute for security reasons, and US State Department and British Foreign Office advisories warning their nationals it's unsafe to go anywhere near my events, and even crappy restaurants deciding it's too dangerous to honor dinner reservations resents being told he's not puilling his weight and is "hampering attempts to stop the Islamization of the west".
'It Was Like Locusts': Parents Trample Kids, Steal Eggs During Easter Egg Hunt
An Easter egg hunt in Connecticut turned into a shoving match on Saturday, March 26th and ended with broken baskets and children in tears. In this case, it was the adults who could have used a "time out."The field adjacent to the PEZ Visitor Center in Orange, Connecticut was the site of a holiday Easter egg hunt that was free and open to the public.
..."When it came time for like 10:30, the parents just bum-rushed that area," Nicole Welch said.
"So we started talking to folks and, 'hey, you know, this is supposed to start at a...directed time that we've posted. Let's wait. We'll give a whistle. We'll give the signal to start this.' And that lasted about a minute. And then folks just rushed the field and took everything," Shawn Peterson, PEZ general manager said.
"When my son left he had a broken basket and was hysterically crying," Welch said.
Peterson and his staff tried to regain control, but things quickly spiraled out of control.
"It was like locusts. Everybody just descended and then left," Peterson said.
CDR Salamander on an Unremarked Detail of the Brussels Attacks
Brussels, as the HQ of the EU and NATO is the premier target in Europe along with Paris and London, closely followed by Rome and Berlin. The backstory to the attack in question; this was an inside job. That is the nuance.The attackers were not part of wave of million+ military aged males from radicalized Islamic nations that crashed over the borders of Europe in the last two years. No, these were native born Belgians, the end result of decades of wrongheaded national policies that had no historical record of success. Just the opposite, all of written history showed where polities being supported in Belgium would lead, but history was ignored in the arrogance of the now.
...The next question is; will the Belgian people hold their government accountable? Can they? As we outlined during the 2007 Belgian crisis, the entire nation can be held up by less than 25% of the nation's voters - specifically in this area by the Walloon Parti Socialiste. This sub-plot in the general European disaggregation in the face of waxing Islamism will only get worse.
NYT Columnist: It's Just a Giant Mystery Why People Become Terrorists
"After all this funding and this flurry of publications, with each new terrorist incident we realize that we are no closer to answering our original question about what leads people to turn to political violence," Marc Sageman, a psychologist and a longtime government consultant, wrote in the journal Terrorism and Political Violence in 2014. "The same worn-out questions are raised over and over again, and we still have no compelling answers."
Counterpoint: Heather Mac Donald: Sometimes Jihad is Just Jihad
Why The Government is Fighting The Little Sisters of the Poor: Control and Domination
It has nothing to do with providing contraceptives as even the government admits.
One of the most telling moments of oral argument came during General Verrilli's final two minutes, when Justice Alito highlighted a key government concession-that because some of the petitioners, including the Little Sisters, have a self-insured church plan, the government actually lacks authority under ERISA to make their third-party administrator provide contraceptive coverage. "In that situation," Justice Alito asked, "will the Little Sisters still be subject to fines for failing to comply?" General Verrilli's response was astonishing: "No, we don't think so." In other words, the government said it has no plans to actually enforce the mandate against the Little Sisters-and, by extension, any of the roughly 500 other religious organizations that have self-insured church plans. And even if the government coerced these organizations to sign its form, this would not make contraceptives flow.This raises an obvious question: If the government has no plan to enforce the mandate against the Little Sisters, why has it been resisting their case for the last three years? Apparently, the government knows it would be senseless to fine the Little Sisters $70 million per year when the forced compliance would not make contraception coverage available anyway. Why did it wait until oral argument in the Supreme Court to make this crucial concession?
At a bare minimum, the concession establishes a complete lack of a compelling interest, or any interest at all, in forcing the petitioners with self-insured church plans to sign a form that will have no legal effect. More broadly, if Congress did not vest the agencies with authority to make the mandate work as to roughly 500 religious organizations, how compelling could its interest be with respect to the others?
Your Daily Hate Click: The Price of Union: The Undefeatable South
In order to become the richest and most powerful country in the world, the United States had to include the South, and its inclusion has always come at a price. The Constitution (with its three-fifths compromise and others) awkwardly registered the contradiction between its democratic rhetoric and the foundational presence of slavery in the thirteen original states. The 1803 Louisiana Purchase-by which the U.S. acquired more slaveholding territory in the name of national expansion-set off the dynamic that led to the Civil War. The United States has declined every opportunity to let the South go its own way; in return, the South has effectively awarded itself a big say in the nation's affairs.
Related: Why Wasn't The Confederate Flag Considered Hate Speech in 1985?
The World's Most Prolific Twitter User Tweets Mostly About Nothing
As Twitter celebrates its 10th birthday today, @VENETHIS will send approximately his 37,771,000th tweet. He's by far the service's most prolific user, according to Twitter Counter, a statistics and analytics service powered by Twitter that tracks the accounts with the most tweets.
Many of the other top tweeters are bots or brands or both - a Venezuelan news curator, an astrological-data provider, a credit-card company pushing offers. @VENETHIS, though, appears to be a real person in Japan2 who today mainly uses the site to find partners and opponents for online games. He looks like any other tweeter, a member of an online subculture lacking in contextual clues for outsiders: He tweets a lot to his 43,000 followers about games such as Splatoon - things like seeking a tag-team match or crowing about a new weapon.
Apple Made Another 4-inch iPhone Because 'Some People Simply Love Smaller Phones'
At an even simpler level, there was still customer demand for a small phone, and Apple decided to respond to it. "Many, many customers have asked for this," Apple CEO Tim Cook says.
The iPhone has gone through quite a few size changes at this point, which has made things a bit awkward for Apple. The original 3.5-inch iPhone was the perfect size because your thumb could comfortably reach every spot on it. Then the 4-inch iPhone was the perfect size because, well, your thumb could still reach every point on it, even if it wasn't always comfortable. Then the 4.7-inch iPhone was - oh who even knows, Apple just announced a bigger phone and then an even bigger 5.5-inch one. There was no explaining it.
Count me in with these people. I've held on to my iPhone 5 because it fits nicely in my pocket and because I can text and reach any point on the screen one-handed, without having to adjust my grip. My wife's iPhone 6 is not nearly as ergonomic. So for me the new iPhone SE is the next model.
What Does Probability Mean in Your Profession?
Danish Police Send 250 Drunk Swedes Home
Author Born Without Arms and Legs Admits to Having 5 Mistresses
Five.
So It Turns Out That Jessica Lowndes and Jon Lovitz Are Not Actually Engaged
The Yahoo AoSHQ group - it's got electrolytes and shit.
And my twitter thang which I ignore.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2016 10:08 PM (1ZzJx)
Posted by: Sleestak Bruce Springsteen at March 28, 2016 10:08 PM (YpQpo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2016 10:09 PM (voOPb)
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Posted by: Sleestak Bruce Springsteen at March 28, 2016 10:15 PM (YpQpo)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2016 10:15 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2016 10:16 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2016 10:16 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at March 28, 2016 10:16 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 28, 2016 10:16 PM (ioqGj)
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2016 10:17 PM (1ZzJx)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 10:17 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2016 10:17 PM (GBWwk)
Posted by: Blano at March 28, 2016 10:17 PM (3eoPa)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 28, 2016 10:17 PM (btf0A)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2016 10:18 PM (voOPb)
But they have to buy that shit and hide it. This looks like it was 'all free stuff.'
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2016 10:19 PM (1ZzJx)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2016 10:19 PM (SY87i)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at March 28, 2016 10:19 PM (xVgrA)
IOW, people are assholes, and need to be kept in check. At that little picnic, nobody was.
Disgusting.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2016 10:20 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Palerider at March 28, 2016 10:20 PM (dkExz)
How about in 1992?
http://tinyurl.com/osl8qjw
Posted by: torquewrench at March 28, 2016 10:20 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2016 10:21 PM (1ZzJx)
I much prefer PEZ.
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2016 10:21 PM (MvFEq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at March 28, 2016 10:21 PM (0mRoj)
Little shit. Just wait til the shell passes. Karma, baby, running right over my dogma.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2016 10:21 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2016 10:21 PM (45oDG)
And video the ensuing confusion.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 28, 2016 10:22 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 28, 2016 10:22 PM (ioqGj)
Posted by: Weirddave at March 28, 2016 10:23 PM (N8hFs)
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2016 10:23 PM (sdi6R)
I realize to become a lifetime politician you have to have an ego. But, this delusional a$$wipe takes the cake. How can he beat Hillary if his own party doesn't want him. Even Mario realize that
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2016 10:23 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 28, 2016 10:24 PM (NeFrd)
How about in 1992?
http://tinyurl.com/osl8qjw
Posted by: torquewrench at March 28, 2016 10:20 PM (noWW6)
Because we weren't quite the nation of thin skinned, limp wristed assholes we are now.
Arm yourself accordingly.
Posted by: Blano at March 28, 2016 10:24 PM (3eoPa)
Looks like Feminists have suggested "8 daily feminist activities for boys".
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11239
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 28, 2016 10:24 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2016 10:24 PM (MQEz6)
Did he mention his wife Morgan Fairchild?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2016 10:24 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 28, 2016 10:25 PM (ioqGj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes that we are so fucking boned at March 28, 2016 10:26 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2016 10:23 PM (sdi6R)
My husband has a smartphone. I have a stupidphone. Mine does not set off an alarm at godawful hours of the early morning, nor does it ping at embarrassing intervals. Mine does not require you to enter a secret code to use it, and it does not run out of power every day.
I do not think that word "smart" means what they think it means.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2016 10:26 PM (+YMhA)
The world is flat. Conceptually, I know what a mountain is. There is a
definition, a word, sometimes in my dreams even an image. But it is
like the memory of a painting: cold, distant, an imperfect
representation of an artist's mad dream. I have forgotten
what a mountain truly is. Smithers has gone half-mad as we progressed,
day after day, through the undulating grass. barely rolling hills
break the monotony, but they are not enough.
We found ourselves lost as we entered a part of the plains where the
hills rose above the surrounding countryside. There, amidst small
gullies and draws, we were turned around and lost. We spent nearly half
a day retracing out steps before we found the right
path.
The village nestled next to the river is a strange place. We approached
at dark, and were greeted with the lights of fires and the occasional
villager. The locals worship some strange demonic god that they call
the Jayhawk. I've only heard rumors of such
a religion. Despite my apprehension, a part of me longs to observe
their rituals, only read about in books long hidden away in the back of
libraries. It is said that their warriors engage in ritualistic combat
in honor of their gods, and if victorious the
natives fill the streets in drunken revelry. Couches are reportedly
sacrificed to the holy pyres.
Tomorrow I begin the final leg of my journey. I will leave Smithers
behind; I fear that his fragile mind would not handle the horrors to
come. I will venture west into the lands referred to by the locals as
Ri'leigh, "The Place of Dispair". The suffered
wails of the damned can be heard even this far out. I've met a young
warrior preparing his journey into that desolate place. He was drinking
a local spirit, and muttering a prayer against his cursed fate. The
language was unknown, but it sounded like two
words, "Airborne Qualified".
I go with God.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 28, 2016 10:26 PM (kqIMj)
So, are we getting any AoShq chickens or what???
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 10:27 PM (iQIUe)
Or
What the Burning Times will really look like, a Primer.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2016 10:27 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2016 10:27 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2016 10:27 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2016 10:26 PM (+YMhA)
Hi fives!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2016 10:28 PM (JO9+V)
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11239
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 28, 2016 10:24 PM (vBeA5)
I remain unsure what, exactly, a feminist thinks a boy really is. I expect they don't have a clue, either.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2016 10:28 PM (+YMhA)
"Any relation to Meghan Big Mac Cain?"
Intellectually, no. Heather's in a different galaxy entirely from Meg-a-tons.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 28, 2016 10:28 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at March 28, 2016 10:29 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Top Secret! The Movie at March 28, 2016 10:29 PM (J3UIw)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2016 10:29 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 28, 2016 10:29 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2016 10:09 PM
Very cool MH, glad the recovery is progressing. I think I remember the name from the last thread, Richard Grenell is the idiot Hilldabeast apologist that knows nothing about computer hacking.
His big point was the MS logs showed no evidence of hacking into her private server. Well, WTF, that's what hacker do, leave no evidence.
PS Didn't make it to WI to Dad's. My back got real bad on Sat and couldn't drive to WI. Went to urgent care and got put on a prednisone "boost". It seems to help.
Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2016 10:30 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2016 10:24 PM (MQEz6)
Embrace the Religion of Peace, you xenophobic discriminator!
Posted by: Hrothgar at March 28, 2016 10:30 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 28, 2016 10:30 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2016 10:29 PM (MQEz6)
Reason number 400 to carry that pointy stick or firearm of your choice.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2016 10:30 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2016 10:31 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 28, 2016 10:31 PM (uZNvH)
Exactly!!
Posted by: lindafell de spair at March 28, 2016 10:31 PM (xVgrA)
They'd have to be Wonka Golden Goose eggs for me to do that.
Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2016 10:32 PM (CcUfv)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 28, 2016 10:14 PM (NeFrd)
An Easter egg scrimmage?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2016 10:32 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Chi at March 28, 2016 10:32 PM (idmwx)
If you had someone running interference to take out any meddlesome toddlers in your way.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 28, 2016 10:33 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at March 28, 2016 10:33 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2016 10:34 PM (sdi6R)
I remain unsure what, exactly, a feminist thinks a boy really is. I expect they don't have a clue, either.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2016 10:28 PM (+YMhA)
That's easy. To feminists, boys are like girls, only mentally and physically defective.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 28, 2016 10:34 PM (kqIMj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2016 10:34 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at March 28, 2016 10:35 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2016 10:31 PM (EzgxV)
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Allo, monshure! Parlez-vous fromage?
Posted by: iforgot at March 28, 2016 10:35 PM (5o5ek)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2016 10:36 PM (2PZWx)
66 Has anyone figured out what was in these eggs that not only people rioted over them, but one complainer said they had driven TWO AND A HALF HOURS to participate?
They'd have to be Wonka Golden Goose eggs for me to do that.
Posted by: moviegique at March 28, 2016 10:32 PM (CcUfv)
It is like a psychology experiment that reveals what fraction of a population responds to such activities and what next subset acts like a bunch of coked-up ferrets.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2016 10:36 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 28, 2016 10:36 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 28, 2016 10:37 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 28, 2016 10:37 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 10:37 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 28, 2016 10:29 PM (pAlYe)
There's a rule now? I thought one just got the bracket treatment.
I'm sick today, so bear with me.
Posted by: Blano at March 28, 2016 10:37 PM (3eoPa)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jhyxj4h
There was some sort of problem with the fuel/oxygen mixture in the first stage, and the engine shut down 5.4 seconds early when it ran out of liquid oxygen. This meant that the much smaller second stage engine had to burn about 80 seconds longer than planned to make up for the performance shortfall.
The second stage shut down, the spacecraft separated, and a little while later the second stage reignited for an 11 second deorbit burn. It lasted only 3 seconds before running out of fuel. It did deorbit, but came down outside the target area.
This means it was running on fumes when it shut down the first time to put Cygnus into orbit. It has been calculated that if the first stage had shut down one second before it did, the second stage would have been unable to achieve orbit.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2016 10:37 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at March 28, 2016 10:33 PM (xVgrA)
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We're getting some. A rooster, too.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 10:38 PM (iQIUe)
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It's almost as if... as if, society is in decay.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2016 10:38 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2016 10:38 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Yo! at March 28, 2016 10:38 PM (7/l9i)
Boned, we are.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2016 10:34 PM (sdi6R)
I work at a church.
This is why I chose the spot to work Saturday that was, literally, the farthest spot away from the action. I think I saw 2 partygoers all afternoon. All in all, a rather peaceful day, for me anyways.
Posted by: Blano at March 28, 2016 10:39 PM (3eoPa)
Posted by: the chicken whisperer at March 28, 2016 10:39 PM (C2BXL)
I realize to become a lifetime politician you have to have an ego. But, this delusional a$$wipe takes the cake. How can he beat Hillary if his own party doesn't want him. Even Mario realize that
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2016 10:23 PM
There was a great comment earlier today...there's a line between having balls and being batshit crazy. Kasich has crossed that line.
Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2016 10:40 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at March 28, 2016 10:42 PM (xVgrA)
That space station needs a greenhouse and a chicken pen.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2016 10:42 PM (MQEz6)
Take a look at Kurt Schlichter's latest article.
It is exactly that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2016 10:42 PM (Zu3d9)
Pro ISIS Accounts Circulating 2 Pictures Of Its Top Commander Abu Omar alShishani, Claims He's Alive.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 10:42 PM (iQIUe)
LOL.
Marc Sageman, a psychologist and a longtime government consultant, wrote in the journal Terrorism and Political Violence in 2014.
So ... he's saying that the journal he published in is totally useless. Is that about it? Well, given that people who are too dumb to understand how a belligerent, aggressive, violent political ideology that worships terrorism can get people to become terrorists writes in it I think it goes without saying that the value of that journal is absolutely nil.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 10:43 PM (zc3Db)
Wish your back was doing as well as mine
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2016 10:43 PM (voOPb)
Clearly not qualified to hold any office. Bum like him should be playing golf.
Posted by: Mallfly of the Wild at March 28, 2016 10:44 PM (ctqZB)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 10:17 PM (iQIUe)
There are people who go nuts if anything is free.
These are like the lunatics at the Black Friday sales.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2016 10:44 PM (SXU3d)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 28, 2016 10:44 PM (54fi8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2016 10:45 PM (ucDmr)
Eastern, Centeal, Mountain, Pacific or Australian?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2016 10:45 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 28, 2016 10:45 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2016 10:45 PM (2PZWx)
#TTP Splinter Group Jamaat-ul-Ahrar Releases Picture Of #Lahore Suicide Bomber
https://goo.gl/KtqmdI
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 10:45 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mallfly of the Wild at March 28, 2016 10:46 PM (ctqZB)
The SF Bay Area is absolutely full of that shit, with prog-parents giving the boys Barbie dolls and the girls Tonka bulldozers.
The kids quietly swap toys as soon as they can when their parents are away.
Sometimes when the parents keep giving them the toys they don't want, the toys get repurposed in politically incorrect ways. Barbie takes on COBRA in the hands of the boys, mowing down the evil hordes in fusillades of bullets. While the girls have the Tonka bulldozer busy excavating the foundations for her Dream House.
I don't want for a minute to discourage this. I foresee a bunch of these kids turning conservative at college just to annoy the parents who did so much to try to meddle with their childhoods.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 28, 2016 10:46 PM (noWW6)
Not so much the delusional shit he says....it's the way he says it and how he carries himself. Plus he's con man creepy.
lindafell, yes, he is delusional. Maybe the onset to dementia? I wish he would just go away now.
Posted by: Infidel at March 28, 2016 10:46 PM (1ZzJx)
Take a look at Kurt Schlichter's latest article.
It is exactly that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2016 10:42 PM (Zu3d9)
Only with the internetz we have, events are going to happen at warp speed.
Posted by: Blano at March 28, 2016 10:46 PM (3eoPa)
Assuming he started with Twitter, that's 3.7 million tweets per year, which is more than 10,000 tweets per day. Assuming this nebbish never sleeps that's more than 7 tweets every single minute. The guy farts out a tweet every 8 seconds.
Or ... it's just a bot.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 10:47 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2016 10:47 PM (2PZWx)
That space station needs a greenhouse and a chicken pen.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2016 10:42 PM (MQEz6)
And three little droids named Louie, Huey, and Dewey. Far out, man!
Posted by: Freeman Lowell, Silent Running at March 28, 2016 10:47 PM (JO9+V)
What type? I hatched some last month. I have 4 true Araucanas (rump less), 5 Bielefelders, and 7 Cream Legbars. At least 6 are male. 3 of the CL's are destined for the pot.
Posted by: lindafell de spair at March 28, 2016 10:47 PM (xVgrA)
Cause its not freaking hate speech... which is a stupid designation anyway in a society that by its very founding document protects the most vile speech possible.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 28, 2016 10:47 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 10:48 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 10:48 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 28, 2016 10:29 PM
They must be on topic and not secondary?
*oh noes don't ban me for this*
I actually thought your bracket thing where you mentioned primary discussions was well done.
Why not do it again if you are uncomfortable w/ the way the discussion goes? Was a very funny ONT.
Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2016 10:48 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2016 10:49 PM (GEICT)
Or ... it's just a bot.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 10:47 PM (zc3Db)
......IT'S SVEN!!!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2016 10:50 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 28, 2016 10:29 PM (pAlYe)
Roger that. Switching to secondary...
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at March 28, 2016 10:50 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2016 10:50 PM (voOPb)
The friend in question had faithfully greeted trick-or-treaters at the door for many years. Then finally gave it up for good after grown-up members of the Free Shit Army, not even in costume, started coming around, loudly pounding at the door demanding candy.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 28, 2016 10:51 PM (noWW6)
I'm reading terroristmonitor.org twitter acct. There has to be about a 100 terrorist attacks going on right now -- all muslims.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 10:51 PM (iQIUe)
... to do what?
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 10:48 PM (zc3Db)
Lemme show you how I smooth down my eyebrows . . .
Posted by: "Art" with 5 mistressess at March 28, 2016 10:51 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2016 10:50 PM (GEICT)
ROFLMAO!!!
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 10:51 PM (zc3Db)
Why not do it again if you are uncomfortable w/ the way the discussion goes? Was a very funny ONT.
Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2016 10:48 PM (o/90i)
Okay I guess I have to run the Cleaner script again. But in its own way it's sort of like having to hire security guards for an easter egg hunt....
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 28, 2016 10:52 PM (pAlYe)
What type? I hatched some last month. I have 4 true Araucanas (rump less), 5 Bielefelders, and 7 Cream Legbars. At least 6 are male. 3 of the CL's are destined for the pot.
Posted by: lindafell de spair at March 28, 2016 10:47 PM (xVgrA)
====
Dont know. Will have to put it to a vote.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 10:52 PM (iQIUe)
... to do what?
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 10:48
To wait on him hand and foot?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2016 10:52 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2016 10:52 PM (2PZWx)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at March 28, 2016 10:52 PM (xVgrA)
You're the reason Maet drinks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2016 10:53 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2016 10:52 PM (EzgxV)
LOL ... because I'm a bad person.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 10:53 PM (zc3Db)
121 On the adults running amuck and ruining the Easter egg hunt for the kids, I recall one of the Horde (zombie?) relating at Halloween the sad story of a friend.
The friend in question had faithfully greeted trick-or-treaters at the door for many years. Then finally gave it up for good after grown-up members of the Free Shit Army, not even in costume, started coming around, loudly pounding at the door demanding candy.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 28, 2016 10:51 PM (noWW6)
One of the reasons I like zombie books is the FSA gets et.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2016 10:54 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2016 10:54 PM (voOPb)
You're the reason Maet drinks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2016 10:53 PM (voOPb)
Now, now, let's be fair. We're all the reason Maet drinks. Yes, you over there, lurker. You too. You know what you did.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2016 10:55 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 28, 2016 10:55 PM (kBIIG)
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2016 10:23 PM (sdi6R)
A few years ago my SIL was really negative about iphones. When I got mine she asked me in a disgusted way, why I wanted one. Then my brother, her husband, got one, and shortly after that she did. You should see the two of them sitting there playing with all the apps.
Until you have one, you don't realize how handy they are. I use the flashlight, the timer, games while waiting in line anywhere, looking up addresses while driving around, gps, finding movie times. It just goes on and on.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2016 10:55 PM (SXU3d)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/714492997409357824
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/714493158864916481
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/714493335390519296
Posted by: kbdabear at March 28, 2016 10:55 PM (sfgg2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2016 10:55 PM (SY87i)
To wait on him hand and foot?
Posted by: cthulhu
------------
OK, I can't put my finger on exactly why, but that just seems wrong. Even for this crowd. Learn to toe the line, man...
Posted by: Chi at March 28, 2016 10:55 PM (idmwx)
Posted by: lindafell de spair at March 28, 2016 10:33 PM
A couple of Morons were getting chicks this spring to raise. Someone suggested the Horde needs a bunch so we could all have scrambled eggs and bacon in the morn.
Damn, now I want eggs.
Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2016 10:56 PM (o/90i)
People lose the g-damn fucking minds if they think they can get something for free.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at March 28, 2016 10:56 PM (1JnAL)
Dang I was going to ask for photos
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2016 10:56 PM (voOPb)
LOL.
Marc Sageman, a psychologist and a longtime government consultant, wrote in the journal Terrorism and Political Violence in 2014.
So ... he's saying that the journal he published in is totally useless. Is that about it? Well, given that people who are too dumb to understand how a belligerent, aggressive, violent political ideology that worships terrorism can get people to become terrorists writes in it I think it goes without saying that the value of that journal is absolutely nil.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 10:43 PM (zc3Db)
Bet he's an agnostic....
Its NOT political violence..... its RELIGOUS violence... which is why they will never figure it out.
Posted by: Don Quixote, picking up his lance at March 28, 2016 10:56 PM (qf6WZ)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/714493500398682113
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/714493656653279232
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/714493831085953030
Posted by: kbdabear at March 28, 2016 10:57 PM (sfgg2)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2016 10:55 PM (SXU3d)
Men know where they're going.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 10:57 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at March 28, 2016 10:56 PM (1JnAL)
Slightly adjusted.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2016 10:57 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 10:48 PM (iQIUe)
Because you're a fucking lunatic.
Posted by: Blano at March 28, 2016 10:57 PM (3eoPa)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 28, 2016 10:58 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2016 10:58 PM (GBWwk)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/714493984102563841
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/714494152998797313
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/714494288617451520
Posted by: kbdabear at March 28, 2016 10:58 PM (sfgg2)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 10:58 PM (iQIUe)
By farmer
Who's raising the pigs???
Posted by: lindafell de spair at March 28, 2016 10:59 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 10:48 PM (iQIUe)
Because you're a fucking lunatic.
Posted by: Blano at March 28, 2016 10:57 PM (3eoPa)
To get to Heaven of course....
Posted by: Abdhul a Bulbul Amir at March 28, 2016 11:00 PM (qf6WZ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 10:58 PM (iQIUe)
The crew probably came in with a truckload of Levis. They could have done anything they wanted.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 11:00 PM (zc3Db)
LOL.
Marc Sageman, a psychologist and a longtime government consultant, wrote in the journal Terrorism and Political Violence in 2014.
So ... he's saying that the journal he published in is totally useless. Is that about it? Well, given that people who are too dumb to understand how a belligerent, aggressive, violent political ideology that worships terrorism can get people to become terrorists writes in it I think it goes without saying that the value of that journal is absolutely nil.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 10:43 PM (zc3Db)
Bet he's an agnostic....
Its NOT political violence..... its RELIGOUS violence... which is why they will never figure it out.
Posted by: Don Quixote, picking up his lance at March 28, 2016 10:56 PM (qf6WZ)
Most of them already know that.
They just refuse to admit the truth.
There are some though that are just comepletely blind.
We live in a society that has managed to get very, very far away from a stable equilibrium position.
Such things are very unstable.
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2016 11:00 PM (MQEz6)
Duh, a future rapist, of course.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 28, 2016 11:01 PM (kBIIG)
...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."
They had a choice, all of them. They could have followed in the footsteps of good men like my father, or President Truman. Decent men, who believed in a day's work for a day's pay. Instead the followed the droppings of lechers and Communists and didn't realize that the trail led over a precipice until it was too late. Don't tell me they didn't have a choice.
Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring down into bloody hell, all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden, nobody can think of anything to say.
Posted by: Rorschach at March 28, 2016 11:01 PM (39g3+)
Sickness, mania. Perversion with death.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 28, 2016 11:01 PM (SY87i)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/714492997409357824
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/714493158864916481
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/714493335390519296
Posted by: kbdabear at March 28, 2016 10:55 PM (sfgg2)
And not one lab coat, bunsen burner, beaker, or test tube in the lot. Not even the electrical thing that sparks and goes up between two rods. Would a slide rule in the cleavage be too obvious?
(btw, nice job!)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2016 11:01 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 10:48 PM (iQIUe)
Christians, by their very existence, demonstrate the falsity of islam.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2016 11:01 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Mallfly of the Wild at March 28, 2016 11:01 PM (ctqZB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2016 11:01 PM (2PZWx)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2016 10:55 PM (SXU3d)
Men know where they're going.
ROFLMAO!! **snort**
Posted by: lindafell de spair at March 28, 2016 11:02 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Sarcastic Homeschool Mom at March 28, 2016 11:02 PM (D6AEl)
Posted by: DM at March 28, 2016 11:02 PM (Ulmds)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 28, 2016 11:02 PM (7qAYi)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/714493984102563841
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/714494152998797313
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/714494288617451520
Posted by: kbdabear at March 28, 2016 10:58 PM (sfgg2)
Thank you!!!!
Posted by: Blano at March 28, 2016 11:03 PM (3eoPa)
Its a dementedly surreal Ground Hog Day like reality he must have at times.
Chronicling and commenting on one's own predictions being correct and then repeated again an again an again...
He handles his situation with a zest and verve rarely seen.
Posted by: Hillbillyking at March 28, 2016 11:04 PM (808M8)
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2016 11:04 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2016 11:05 PM (ucDmr)
The friend in question had faithfully greeted trick-or-treaters at the door for many years. Then finally gave it up for good after grown-up members of the Free Shit Army, not even in costume, started coming around, loudly pounding at the door demanding candy.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 28, 2016 10:51 PM (noWW6)
My MIL and FIL stopped giving candy out after about 7pm on Halloween because that is when the FSA would show up in their neighborhood. Earlier than that, and it was the neighborhood kids, but once it gets dark out.....
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at March 28, 2016 11:05 PM (1JnAL)
***
The point of essentially all new government program is to empower the current ruling elite. It has nothing to do with whatever the current point is.
Hell, the VA is still gleefully killing vets, but yes, let's have Obamacare for all.
And hey, security theater does jack all, as everyone knows, but let's keep giving grammy a grope so she know who is boss....
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2016 11:05 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 10:48 PM (iQIUe)
Alex, I'll take they're genocidal lunatics for $800
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2016 11:05 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2016 11:05 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at March 28, 2016 11:06 PM (808M8)
My mother, when she was a very little girl, was not allowed to play with the baby chicks because 'she held them too tight'.
Mother was a hard woman.
Posted by: Simon Simmons at March 28, 2016 11:06 PM (KZH4Q)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 28, 2016 10:46 PM (noWW6)
It's similar to the parents who won't let their kids play with toy guns, so the kids play guns with sticks.
These liberals are going against science, girls gravitate toward dolls and boys gravitate toward toy guns. Hormones, liberals.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2016 11:06 PM (SXU3d)
murray introduces Jeff Beck
indeed I say more?
-- old family joke
do I need say more? -- no
Posted by: micky at March 28, 2016 11:07 PM (o5vMc)
Hey, that's just what the angel told me to write.
Posted by: muhammed at March 28, 2016 11:07 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2016 11:05 PM (UsLZp)
Reeeeaaaallly?
Gather round Horde. I think it's story time. Someone knows. Spill it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2016 11:07 PM (GEICT)
[liberal]Things are terrible. TERRIBLE I SAY. Something must be DONE! This is INTOLERABLE! We absolutely, positively, MUST HAVE CHANGE NOW.
[me]You've been voting for the same clowns your whole life. Definition of insanity and all that right? So are you going to vote for a Republican this time around?
[liberal]That's crazy talk. They might change things!
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2016 11:09 PM (pibXr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2016 11:09 PM (2PZWx)
Okay I guess I have to run the Cleaner script again. But in its own way it's sort of like having to hire security guards for an easter egg hunt....
Posted by: Maetenloch at March 28, 2016 10:52 PM
Well, sad but true if needed.
Things seem to have mellowed out. You do such a good job here I hope you know that's appreciated.
Speaking of which, is it really Pot Appreciation today?
Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2016 11:09 PM (o/90i)
The Multi-Culti Cult is not interested in the efficacy of its purported ideals as anything other than a vessel to obliterate the targeted nation.
It is not as if the Romans were brilliant in teaching the eventual leaders of the Goths and Visigoths their methods and military theory.
Further the Romans demanded that the Barbarians who would eventually unass them purport and comport themselves as Roman subjects for generations, until they got too lazy after 250 years or so to demand it.
Americans <--- dumber than Romans
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:09 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 10:48 PM (iQIUe)
Because you belong to a certain religion where some members are batshit crazy?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2016 11:11 PM (SXU3d)
You're the reason Maet drinks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2016 10:53 PM
Moi? I'm innocent I swear.
Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2016 11:11 PM (o/90i)
Saigon...shit I'm still in Saigon....
I asked the band director for a new piece to learn to play....and for my sins he gave me one....
//Band Camp Diaries
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:12 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2016 10:38 PM (MQEz6)
One of the ladies at work had a wildlife wallpaper on her desktop. It was a beaver.
And I was . . . saying to myself, "No, the job is not worth it. Don't don't don't don't say that. Walk away. Look bored. Do not smile"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2016 11:13 PM (XQHkt)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2016 11:13 PM (SXU3d)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2016 11:14 PM (2PZWx)
Easiest response to the "free healthcare" warriors is to politely tell them you are certain it will have the efficiency of the VA with the charm and legendary customer service of the Indian Reservation system.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:14 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2016 11:14 PM (ucDmr)
... to do what?
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 10:48 PM (zc3Db)
Pity Sex.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2016 11:15 PM (SXU3d)
103 mm 106mm...whatever it takes...
//Band Camp Diaries
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:15 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2016 11:15 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: concrete girl at March 28, 2016 11:16 PM (ceWrl)
Slightly adjusted.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2016 10:57 PM (GEICT)
Oh no, they want the free shit.
Years ago while working for a radio station, we were at some event giving away some product samples. People were running up grabbing them out of our hands before we could hand them to them. Parents were yelling at their kids to grab as much as they could, and they had no idea what it was we were giving away, they just knew "free shit".
Worst part? 15 feet away from where we were set up, they would just drop the samples on the ground when they saw what it was.
So, not only did we not give it out to as many different people as possible, about half would just drop the samples and then we had to go clean it up.
Oh yeah, a few of the assholes decided that dropping it on the ground wasn't enough, they started throwing them back at the people handing them out.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at March 28, 2016 11:16 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 28, 2016 11:16 PM (wB8Tg)
-guy who tells time by what's posted on AoSHQ.
Posted by: mindful webworker - better latte than nuffin at March 28, 2016 11:16 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2016 11:16 PM (2PZWx)
... to do what?
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 10:48 PM (zc3Db)
Maybe he does a sybian impersonation.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2016 11:17 PM (XQHkt)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 28, 2016 11:17 PM (egOGm)
Damn, son! High-five! Oh, wait...
Posted by: [] at March 28, 2016 11:17 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at March 28, 2016 11:16 PM (1JnAL)
I hope you weren't giving out sample darts.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 11:17 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2016 11:18 PM (voOPb)
Tongue ups old boy, the secret is tongue ups.
//Skip "Sybian" Quadriplegia author, gymnastic horse, world adventurer.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:18 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2016 11:18 PM (2PZWx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2016 10:52 PM (2PZWx)
Nah, I nominate Cthuhlu.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2016 11:19 PM (XQHkt)
That ought to tell you something right there.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 28, 2016 11:20 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: torquewrench at March 28, 2016 10:51 PM (noWW6)
I've been lucky on this one. When a parent comes to the door with a toddler i give the parent a candy, but they never ask. I don't mind giving to people who don't act entitled.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2016 11:20 PM (SXU3d)
Oh yeah, a few of the assholes decided that dropping it on the ground wasn't enough, they started throwing them back at the people handing them out.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at March 28, 2016 11:16 PM (1JnAL)
...and they vote...
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2016 11:20 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 28, 2016 10:52 PM (2PZWx)
Nah, I nominate Cthuhlu.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2016 11:19 PM (XQHkt)
Wha?!?!?!?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2016 11:21 PM (EzgxV)
Dunno, but I sure appreciated that pot of chicken soup at dinner.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 28, 2016 11:21 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2016 11:19 PM (XQHkt)
****
Uummm...really?
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 28, 2016 11:22 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: tmitsss at March 28, 2016 11:22 PM (sUvQQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) notes that we are so fucking boned at March 28, 2016 11:22 PM (rwI+c)
Lucky for you, or as the case may be unluckily my wife operating technician managed to hit my case hard enough to get me back to fighting trim sir.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:23 PM (g8Hfr)
Not by my non-existent hands....I'm a bot after all....
//Sven "Skip" Olafson Twitter Bots Local 957
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:24 PM (g8Hfr)
Duh, a future rapist, of course.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 28, 2016 11:01 PM (kBIIG)
So they want to force future rapists to play with Barbie dolls? I dunno, seems perverse to me.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2016 11:26 PM (SXU3d)
//Sven "Skip" Olafson Twitter Bots Local 957
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:24 PM (g8Hfr)
****
Nah man, don't take it as a Dis. You are being respected as a human posting machine. Take it and run with it.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 28, 2016 11:26 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: concrete girl at March 28, 2016 11:26 PM (ceWrl)
This reminds me of a joke I know...
//Mags Cho "Comic"
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:27 PM (g8Hfr)
Like So It Turns Out That Jessica Lowndes and Jon Lovitz Are Not Actually Engaged --- why? Not why aren't they actually engaged... why is this here? (Of course, I have no idea who Lowndes is.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - but not as confused as Hillary at March 28, 2016 11:27 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: CaliGirl
------------
I saw Chasm on Sunday morning/afternoon. Maybe the book thread?
I think that's where it was, anyway - if you want to check for yourself.
Posted by: Chi at March 28, 2016 11:27 PM (idmwx)
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders at March 28, 2016 11:27 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 28, 2016 11:15 PM (voOPb)
Of course. I'm in an office that is 75% female, and a good 10% of that is overtly batshit insane. My job and sanity are not worth the moment of giggle by saying,
"that's a mighty fine beaver there, ma'am"
There are times I miss the welding shop.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2016 11:28 PM (XQHkt)
Tongue is firmly in cheek...
it is a well known boast/fact I have taken great pains to spare the horde notice of my passing when the time comes by hiring on a team of Bonobos to randomly traipse across my keyboard for two years to ease the transition to a post-Sven Horde...
//Sven "Duh Rock of Ages" Olafson
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:28 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 28, 2016 11:17 PM (egOGm)
He was here this afternoon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2016 11:28 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2016 11:05 PM (UsLZp)
Reeeeaaaallly?
Gather round Horde. I think it's story time. Someone knows. Spill it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2016 11:07 PM
I missed it also. To bed early over bad back problems. What went down, I checked the next day and missed anything deleted other than MUMR.
Shot of tequila tonight cousin Cochrane? Remember when I early came here we had common Cochrane relatives in Londonderry back when?
Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2016 11:28 PM (o/90i)
***
The point of essentially all new government program is to empower the current ruling elite. It has nothing to do with whatever the current point is.
Hell, the VA is still gleefully killing vets, but yes, let's have Obamacare for all.
And hey, security theater does jack all, as everyone knows, but let's keep giving grammy a grope so she know who is boss....
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2016 11:05 PM (pibXr)
The Federal government is now about trying to justify as obtaining as much power as they can grab.
The State governments are about trying to limit the Federal Governments power so that they can justify obtaining as much power as they can grab.
The local municipal government is about trying to fend off the Feds and State governments attempts to grab as much power so that they can justify obtaining as much power as they can grab.
In short, the citizens get fucked because all levels of government now see themselves as needing as much power as they can get to "help the people".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at March 28, 2016 11:29 PM (1JnAL)
We are the Morlocks dear man, the Femynysts fancy themselves the Eloi.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:29 PM (g8Hfr)
//Sven "Duh Rock of Ages" Olafson
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:28 PM (g8Hfr)
******
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 28, 2016 11:30 PM (YLidQ)
Oh yeah, a few of the assholes decided that dropping it on the ground wasn't enough, they started throwing them back at the people handing them out.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
...and they vote...
Posted by: eman
Sometimes more than once.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 28, 2016 11:30 PM (FkBIv)
Thank you. I hope he seeks medical care. It was Friday night that he was complaining of chest pains. No money for a doctor. I was concerned.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 28, 2016 11:30 PM (egOGm)
//Sven "Duh Rock of Ages" Olafson
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:28 PM (g8Hfr)
LOL. I like that.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 11:30 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: mindful webworker - but not as confused as Hillary at March 28, 2016 11:27 PM (5a8XA)
Not actually engaged in what, pray tell?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2016 11:31 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 28, 2016 11:31 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 11:17 PM (zc3Db)
Nah. It was usually something crappy like a new type of candy bar or some kind of snack bar.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at March 28, 2016 11:32 PM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2016 11:28 PM (o/90i)
I do. And I'm gonna have to take a rain check at the moment. I did not refill the cabinet before the weekend, so I'm on one of my occasional drinking hiatuses. But if you're around Fri/Sat night, I'm game.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2016 11:32 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 28, 2016 11:32 PM (YJmuy)
I also enjoy the musings of Heather MacDonald, though I don't agree with her 100% of the time. She usually has her facts too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2016 11:33 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 28, 2016 11:17 PM (egOGm)
He was here this afternoon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2016 11:28 PM (UsLZp)
Do you remember which thread?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2016 11:33 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at March 28, 2016 11:32 PM (1JnAL)
"Try the new Allahu Snackbar! It's so shitty, it will make your guts go on jihad!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2016 11:33 PM (UsLZp)
****
I do not understand those words in that order.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 28, 2016 11:34 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 28, 2016 10:57 PM (zc3Db)
That may be the single funniest line here tonight. Congratulations.
I also laugh out loud every time I see a "Men Working" sign on the highway.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2016 11:34 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2016 11:33 PM (EzgxV)
The Christian genocide in Paki thread.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2016 11:34 PM (UsLZp)
Posted by: L, Elle at March 28, 2016 11:31 PM (2x3L+)
That's good to hear.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2016 11:34 PM (EzgxV)
I was under the impression I've been communicating with a pack of monkeys already.
jk.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 28, 2016 11:34 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: mindful webworker - but not as confused as Hillary at March 28, 2016 11:27 PM (5a8XA)
It was all over facebook--publicity stunt is my guess.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at March 28, 2016 11:35 PM (kXoT0)
Tuesdays, Thursdays, and every other Saturday....
The Bonobos and I alternate spinning classes.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:36 PM (g8Hfr)
Thank you, he had me and others worried.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 28, 2016 11:37 PM (egOGm)
Butte Mt oddly enough has or had a Systema class...
Lad10077 in Fight Like A Russian aka "Drunk, Indestructible, and proudly"
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:38 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at March 28, 2016 11:35 PM (kXoT0)
I'm starting to think that if the photographer doesn't get punched, it's a publicity stunt.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 28, 2016 11:38 PM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Baldy at March 28, 2016 11:38 PM (1SCTq)
Posted by: eman at March 28, 2016 11:20 PM (MQEz6)
Also showed me how little they think of their fellow man.
Throwing something at a fellow human that just gave you something for free really shows you how depraved some people's minds are, and exactly what the entitlement mindset really looks like.
Saw what little respect they had for others' property when some teenage kid tried to set fire to the remote broadcast unit one night WHILE WE WERE BROADCASTING IN IT. When I knocked the lighter out of his hand and put my hands on his shoulder and arm and escorted him off the unit, he got pissed at me and started mouthing off to me. Should have just dropped his fat little ass.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at March 28, 2016 11:39 PM (1JnAL)
The islamic peoples believe implicitly in the Q'uaran and the Hadith, both of wish strictly enjoin muslims to not rest until all of mankind is brought under the yoke of islam at the point of a sword if necessary. Death to unbelievers is one of their most sacred precepts and jihad is central to all of their beliefs and efforts. It is not hard to know why muslim terrorists do what they do---they tell us clearly over and over and over again. The only mystery is which muslim on which day is going to decide to do what his/her religion commands them to do.
You are welcome, stupid doody heads.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at March 28, 2016 11:39 PM (kXoT0)
Taxi Driver is to Taxi, like Dr Butcher MD is to Quincy ME....
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:40 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 28, 2016 11:34 PM (YLidQ)
A few things that I'm very honest with myself about. I have an addictive personality. Something's fun/enjoyable, let's keep rocking that train. That's how I ended up chewing/dipping for over a decade. I quit back in Aug. 246 days and I still would shoot you in the face for a pinch of skoal.
My mother's side of the family was rampantly alcoholic. Spent weeks in hospital going through DT's, alcoholic. My father's side is more...functional. I'm gonna have my one to two drinks max each night. I'm not going to go overboard and I'm perfectly capable of going about my life, but I'm gonna be mighty pissed off if I don't get my one to two drinks.
So occasionally I go without for a while, a week, two weeks, a month. Just to make sure I haven't crossed any lines and have a more serious issue than drinking cheap booze. So, I'll be ready for a drink on Friday.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2016 11:41 PM (GEICT)
Three thumbs up...
of course I am certain such behaviors caused your editors not a moments' hesitation in continuing to back the people enabling such idiocy.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:41 PM (g8Hfr)
What a stupid idea. If children are present, well, helicopters don't always stay in the air; if they aren't present during the drop, what's the point?
(and as an aside, a couple days after this event a medi-copter went down in AL with all 4 aboard killed)
So they did the drop, kids WERE present (mom told me they wouldn't be), shit got blown all over the place, kids got scared, it was a fucking minor disaster. City officials say they won't be doing that one again.
Assholes. I swear to God, I thought city officials could fly.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2016 11:41 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2016 11:33 PM (UsLZp)
Careful there, AOP, you are getting close to infringing on my franchise operations.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at March 28, 2016 11:42 PM (kXoT0)
Taxi Driver is to Taxi, like Dr Butcher MD is to Quincy ME....
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:40 PM (g8Hfr)
Like "The Wire" is to "Car 54"
Posted by: Ted Cruz at March 28, 2016 11:42 PM (7qAYi)
jk.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 28, 2016 11:34 PM (egOGm)
"Listen, man-cub," said the Bear, and his voice rumbled like thunder on a
hot night. "I have taught thee all the Law of the Jungle for all the
peoples of the jungle--except the Monkey-Folk who live in the trees.
They have no law. They are outcasts. They have no speech of their own, but
use the stolen words which they overhear when they listen, and peep, and
wait up above in the branches. Their way is not our way. They are without
leaders. They have no remembrance. They boast and chatter and pretend that
they are a great people about to do great affairs in the jungle, but the
falling of a nut turns their minds to laughter and all is forgotten. We of
the jungle have no dealings with them. We do not drink where the monkeys
drink; we do not go where the monkeys go; we do not hunt where they hunt;
we do not die where they die.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2016 11:42 PM (XQHkt)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 28, 2016 10:15 PM (NeFrd)
Or perhaps appropriately, to use one of my favorite words, an Easter egg fustercluck?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2016 11:43 PM (Dj0WE)
My deepest sympathy and empathy Cochran.
That you test yourself means in all likelihood you'll continue passing the tests.
I think our ancestral islands lent themselves to addiction.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:44 PM (g8Hfr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2016 11:33 PM (UsLZp)
Sounds kinda iffy. Seems like a good case of the trots would something you'd care to avoid, but then, I once saw Ace claim his guts had made a jailbreak, so around here, anything "goes."
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2016 11:44 PM (+YMhA)
Or am I just having a flashback to the good ol' days?
Huh...Caps secured the Presidents Trophy..maybe its finally our year.
Posted by: Gary Busey's Cocaine Nostalgia at March 28, 2016 11:44 PM (808M8)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 28, 2016 11:45 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2016 11:43 PM (Dj0WE)
My husband refers to the times when all four sisters and mom get together as a "flustercluck." Fairly accurate, complete with flying feathers.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2016 11:45 PM (+YMhA)
Remind me of why I never do Halloween anymore. 20-year-old without costumes kicking over pumpkins of they didn't get candy.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 28, 2016 11:47 PM (wB8Tg)
That you test yourself means in all likelihood you'll continue passing the tests.
I think our ancestral islands lent themselves to addiction.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:44 PM (g8Hfr)
Thank you.
I think a lot of what passes for "science" these days is junk. And I know that the plural for anecdote is not "data", but there sure seems to be a fuckload of circumstantial evidence that there is some truth to the idea of genetic predisposition to addiction. Doesn't really matter. Free will still reigns. You have to take that first drink. And the next. And the next. And the next. And you have to refuse to see yourself and realize there's a problem. Genetics didn't do that. You did.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2016 11:47 PM (GEICT)
Be well. I'm not as clever as you at toasts.
Last I heard your grandfather was doing OK?
Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2016 11:48 PM (o/90i)
You spent weeks going through DT's?
Yeah, addictive personality is a mother. Right now trying to kick smoking but am also becoming addicted to working out...which is a good thing but my mood suffers if I don't get one in.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 28, 2016 11:48 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: mindful webworker - but not as confused as Hillary at March 28, 2016 11:27 PM (5a8XA)
It was all over facebook--publicity stunt is my guess.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at March 28, 2016 11:35 PM (kXoT0)
Yeah, I have no idea who she is either. She's cute though.
I really like Lovitz, but honestly I always figured he was gay.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2016 11:48 PM (Dj0WE)
So, my initial impressions were correct.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 28, 2016 11:49 PM (egOGm)
Yeah, addictive personality is a mother. Right now trying to kick smoking but am also becoming addicted to working out...which is a good thing but my mood suffers if I don't get one in.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 28, 2016 11:48 PM (hlMPp)
Some of my mom's fam, a lot of them in fact, went through severe DTs to get off the booze. Two weeks in a hospital type DTs.
I quit dipping at one point a few years back. First serious effort I made at it. I had withdrawals. Intense, unbelievable cravings, horrific insomnia, headaches, the shakes. Lasted about 10 days.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2016 11:50 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 28, 2016 11:47 PM (wB8Tg)
Around here the moose just walk up and eat 'em. I think the moose think that Halloween is a sort of ungulate Christmas.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2016 11:51 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2016 11:43 PM (Dj0WE)
My husband refers to the times when all four sisters and mom get together as a "flustercluck." Fairly accurate, complete with flying feathers.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2016 11:45 PM (+YMhA)
Does he use the extra "l" in the word? Fustercluck is a cleaner version of the two words, with their front end consonants switched. So... Fuster is not fuster, it's cluster, and cluck is not cluck (you'll get it).
I can use the word in mixed company, and those who get it can't say anything because they get it, and those who don't are the ones I'm trying not to offend.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2016 11:51 PM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2016 11:41 PM (GEICT)
*****
That comment was obviously tounge firmly in cheek, but I hear ya.
My Dad died at 46 due to lifestyle, but only after he became Salesman of the year at age 44. He could not see another mountain to climb. The rest of us saw them as a series of hills, but whatever.
I understand. Be well man.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 28, 2016 11:51 PM (YLidQ)
Posted by: BC
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Once upon a time in my alcohol-centered younger days, I stopped in at one of my local haunts (this, by the way was a nightly activity) and ordered a beer from the bar tender. We knew each other by this time, in a barfly/bartender way. She put the beer down in front of me, and I looked at it for a second, and said "You know, I'm drinking this beer for the wrong reason...". She picked it back up, looked me in the eye and said, "Then don't drink it."
I went home and thought about it. A lot.
Alcohol can and does ruin lives. Anyone who has had an alcoholic in their family knows.
This doesn't mean that I quit drinking, I just quit drinking compulsively.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2016 11:52 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 28, 2016 11:48 PM (hlMPp)
There is really no such thing as an "addictive personality." We are humans, which means we are subject to addiction. All of us.
Those who aren't addicted to something merely haven't fully encountered and embraced the substance or behavior that would otherwise bring them to their knees.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2016 11:54 PM (Dj0WE)
Some of my mom's fam, a lot of them in fact, went through severe DTs to get off the booze. Two weeks in a hospital type DTs.
I quit dipping at one point a few years back. First serious effort I made at it. I had withdrawals. Intense, unbelievable cravings, horrific insomnia, headaches, the shakes. Lasted about 10 days.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2016 11:50 PM (GEICT)
Wow. Been in the hospital 4 times for DT/withdrawal and the longest, well the longest the DT's were really bad was three days. But Geebus I can relate to the insomnia. 5 days straight down in OBX. Literally I would have been classified insane at that point.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 28, 2016 11:55 PM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2016 11:55 PM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2016 11:55 PM (ANVXm)
****
I do, and yes it is, as of 2 months ago or so.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 28, 2016 11:57 PM (YLidQ)
Those who aren't addicted to something merely haven't fully encountered and embraced the substance or behavior that would otherwise bring them to their knees.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2016 11:54 PM (Dj0WE)
I like that statement. I could do drugs until the cows come home one night and not touch them the next day.
*granted, not dumb enough to try crack/heroin/etc...
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 28, 2016 11:57 PM (hlMPp)
Caffeine and porn. And dead hookers.
Caffeine and porn and dead hookers. And blow.
Caffeine and porn and dead hookers and blow. And My Little Pony figurines.
Caffeine and porn and dead hookers and blow...
Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 28, 2016 11:57 PM (kqIMj)
The good news is that the rate of tea-totalers among the children of alcoholics is also higher than the general population's rate.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2016 11:57 PM (XQHkt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2016 11:55 PM (ANVXm)
****
I do, and yes it is, as of 2 months ago or so.
Posted by: Tim
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Yeah, well, many, many gallons consumed there. I should own part of the place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2016 11:58 PM (ANVXm)
Butte Mt oddly enough has or had a Systema class...
Lad10077 in Fight Like A Russian aka "Drunk, Indestructible, and proudly"
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:38 PM (g8Hfr)
The other Russian martial art is "shoot them in the face"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2016 11:59 PM (XQHkt)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2016 11:34 PM (+YMhA)
A number of years ago they did major work on the road in front of my house. Watching people spend a good share of the work day standing around doing nothing is not amusing when their failure to get the work done is causing you major inconvenience.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2016 12:00 AM (SXU3d)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2016 11:54 PM (Dj0WE)
I like that statement. I could do drugs until the cows come home one night and not touch them the next day.
*granted, not dumb enough to try crack/heroin/etc...
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 28, 2016 11:57 PM (hlMPp)
Yeah, people who have been there, know and understand.
The one thing I would hope anyone would also understand, those who struggle with addictions are not necessarily weaker than those who don't. Maybe (probably) they made some bad choices, but I know many many remarkable people who struggle with (and sometimes lose to) their addictions because they are strong, not weak.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 29, 2016 12:00 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2016 11:58 PM (ANVXm)
****
As long as the place has been there, I'm sure many could make such a claim.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 29, 2016 12:00 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2016 12:01 AM (4CPUo)
Huh. It's a mystery.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 29, 2016 12:01 AM (/f6Nd)
The good news is that the rate of tea-totalers among the children of alcoholics is also higher than the general population's rate.
Posted by: Kindltot
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I find this quite interesting. Do you have links?
Dad was killed when I was 4, and was always away, so I barely knew him (if at all).
But I hear that he was a drunk, and I am definitely a drunk. Mom maybe has had one bottle of wine TOTAL in her 78 years.
Posted by: Chi at March 29, 2016 12:03 AM (idmwx)
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11239
Not only is that stupid, but this is clearly directed at men, not boys.
I hold the door for people all the time - does that make me an evil man?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2016 12:04 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 28, 2016 11:57 PM (XQHkt)
Even better, I am a unique individual created by my God with unique talents, weaknesses and proclivities, but most importably, also with a brain to think, a mind to reason, and a will to act.
Where something like this is concerned...I get to call the shots. So I exercise a little caution. I don't let things get too far out of hand. Set limits. And make sure it hasn't become a crutch I can't do without.
So far, so good.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2016 12:04 AM (GEICT)
NOBODY expects Juan Valdez to lead the Inquisition ...
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at March 29, 2016 12:05 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2016 11:33 PM (UsLZp)
One of them was some nasty thing called "Frookie Cookie". Oh gawd was it awful.
Not only was the cookie awful, but the advertising agency stiffed us for payment of the advertising schedule that accompied the giveaways. I'll never forget the fookin sucker of cock that ran that agency because he was the biggest damn liar I have ever talked to, Donny Deutch.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at March 29, 2016 12:07 AM (1JnAL)
Posted by: Tim
----------------
That building has an interesting history. It used to be a hardware store. There was fire in that store that killed a bunch of people.
The building was also used as a morgue during the Battle of Kennesaw Mountain.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2016 12:07 AM (ANVXm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 28, 2016 11:47 PM (GEICT)
Nailed it. And that's why I don't believe in treating addiction like a disease. It's a choice. You didn't choose to infect yourself with a flu virus, or any other condition. But you do choose to put something down the hatch, light up, or whatever else you might do. That choice has consequences. You can also choose not to, and that choice might also have consequences. I'd know.
I'm an ex-smoker, and I used to justify my smoking with fatalism - that nobody in my family lives long enough for it to matter, and with depression - my life was pretty miserable and I didn't particularly want to live to see 80. And then my life changed, 80 didn't sound so bad, and I wanted to stick around. No more smokes and I'll try to defy genetics.
I'm also a reformed alcoholic. I went through the binge drinking early twenties, to teetotal, to usually but not always having one cider after work. It's a choice, every time. That choice, either way, will have consequences. But the important part is that it's a choice. Addiction isn't something that just happens, and treating it like it is denies agency and responsibility.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 29, 2016 12:07 AM (HalrA)
Just wait until he finds out that we switched his mountain grown coffee with Genuine Folger's Crystals.
Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2016 12:08 AM (MvFEq)
Posted by: Theresa D., the FAB one at March 29, 2016 12:08 AM (MeXxt)
Posted by: Farmer at March 29, 2016 12:09 AM (o/90i)
May I sell you a round, orange claymore, Sir?
Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic ... at March 29, 2016 12:09 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Lizzy
Nah, that makes you a gender traitor.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2016 12:10 AM (4CPUo)
Think that was my rock bottom.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 29, 2016 12:10 AM (hlMPp)
Fill one or two with rocks/concrete.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2016 12:10 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Chi at March 29, 2016 12:03 AM (idmwx)
I got the info from people who knew my family history. (stories, they are funnier when they are about someone else's family)
This has references to four studies and a thumbnail on the findings:
http://www.indiana.edu/~engs/cbook/chap2.html
Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2016 12:11 AM (XQHkt)
Didn't get a knock last year.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 12:11 AM (wB8Tg)
Think that was my rock bottom.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 29, 2016 12:10 AM (hlMPp)
Hang in there. Keep fighting. You need someone to talk to, bcochran1981@gmail.com. If email won't do it, you'll have my number.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2016 12:11 AM (GEICT)
Think that was my rock bottom.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 29, 2016 12:10 AM (hlMPp)
*****
Sorry for the incident. You rock for getting and staying back on.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 29, 2016 12:12 AM (YLidQ)
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Ahh. But ignorance is organic to youth, and that lesson is often not learned until it is difficult to undo particular habits/behaviors.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2016 12:12 AM (ANVXm)
Posted by: Baldy at March 29, 2016 12:13 AM (1SCTq)
Retire boys. Your had a good run. Its over. I say this as a AC/DC fan.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2016 12:14 AM (4CPUo)
looking up addresses while driving around, gps, finding movie times. It
just goes on and on."
Buying narcotics on the fly from Silk Road and its successors, arranging hookups with STD-ridden strangers on Grindr and Tinder, ambushing and beating the crap out of random passers-by and posting the video to World Star HipHop... the uses are endless!
Posted by: torquewrench at March 29, 2016 12:14 AM (noWW6)
Addiction isn't something that just happens, and treating it like it is denies agency and responsibility.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party
But it makes some people a lot of money.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 29, 2016 12:15 AM (FkBIv)
I hold the door for people all the time - does that make me an evil man?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2016 12:04 AM (NOIQH)
So do I. It's a matter of consideration for others.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2016 12:15 AM (SXU3d)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 29, 2016 12:15 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 29, 2016 12:10 AM (hlMPp)
Things happen, but don't give up. The hardest part of a relapse is starting the count at zero and the shame. You'll get through it. We're here for you.
Posted by: Arson Wells at March 29, 2016 12:16 AM (/E+t2)
I hold the door for people all the time - does that make me an evil man?
Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2016 12:04 AM (NOIQH)
I hold the door for anybody who is behind me. Old ladies, cute young hotties, big honking black dudes, whatever. It just seems like common courtesy.
Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2016 12:16 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Sharkman at March 29, 2016 12:17 AM (knN6T)
ladies, cute young hotties, big honking black dudes, whatever. It just
seems like common courtesy.
Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2016 12:16 AM (sdi6R)
Certainly is, but common courtesy is anything but common anymore.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 29, 2016 12:18 AM (HalrA)
of course I am certain such behaviors caused your editors not a moments' hesitation in continuing to back the people enabling such idiocy.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 28, 2016 11:41 PM (g8Hfr)
Nah, the radio station owner was a conservative, he hated that kind of shit.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at March 29, 2016 12:18 AM (1JnAL)
Always.
Usually, whatever asshole it is ends up directly in front of me in line and buys the last of whatever it is that I wanted, too.
And, still. I hold the door for the next asshole.
Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2016 12:18 AM (MvFEq)
Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2016 12:16 AM (sdi6R)
*****
Me too. And only half of them even acknowledge it in any way. I spout out "you're welcome" when not even noticed.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 29, 2016 12:19 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2016 12:20 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 12:21 AM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2016 12:22 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2016 12:23 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Theresa D., the FAB one at March 29, 2016 12:23 AM (MeXxt)
I was in pretty good shape at the time and I had to crank on them pretty good to get one open.
So as I'm heading up the steps I glance over my shoulder and see a female classmate a few steps behind me. I open the door, step to the side, and wave her through. "After you, ma'am." *with a smile*
Walks right up to me, looks me in the eye, "I can get the door myself." and storms through.
*jawdrop doesn't begin to cover it*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2016 12:23 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Baldy at March 29, 2016 12:13 AM (1SCTq)
My parents hardly ever went to the movies. When "Memphis Belle" was showing, because my dad worked on airplanes during WWII, I bought them gift certificates to the movies. When they finally went, instead of seeing "Memphis Belle", they saw "Silence of the Lambs". They kept repeating, "That was just filthy."
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2016 12:23 AM (SXU3d)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 29, 2016 12:24 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2016 12:24 AM (WTSFk)
Exactly, but I guess the feminists had to round out their list to 8 things so their last point is to check your patriarchal door-holding privilege (paraphrased), boys! Pathetic.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2016 12:24 AM (NOIQH)
Addiction isn't something that just happens, and treating it like it is denies agency and responsibility.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party
But it makes some people a lot of money.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 29, 2016 12:15 AM (FkBIv)
oh I don't know. I think that is overly cynical. I don't like the disease-ification of everything either, but there are some really severe cases of addiction where the addict is just doing everything for the sake of getting high/drunk/stoned once again. you really ought to watch the show Intervention some time. there are some people there who are just entitled hipster types who get in over their heads, sure, but there are also some people there who are trying to cover up some unbearable pain in their past. so their choices are either: (1) confront the awful abuse/torture/grief from their past, or (2) continue down the spiral towards eventual death from drugs. it's not pretty either way.
Posted by: chemjeff at March 29, 2016 12:25 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2016 12:26 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 12:21 AM (wB8Tg)
Well, you only really need to hold the door for the first one. Then it's their job to hold it for the next one, and so on.
Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2016 12:27 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 29, 2016 12:27 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2016 11:01 PM (JO9+V)
I can assure you sir that all the #SCIENCE! in my Compliance Pics has been PEER REVIEWED
Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2016 12:27 AM (NcCCw)
*jawdrop doesn't begin to cover it*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2016 12:23 AM (GEICT)
******
Junior Gloria Steinems suck. They want to claim the rights to all the grievances, but not take any of the downsides.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 29, 2016 12:28 AM (YLidQ)
*jawdrop doesn't begin to cover it*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2016 12:23 AM (GEICT)
So, did you call her a bitch out loud, or under your breath?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2016 12:30 AM (SXU3d)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 29, 2016 12:30 AM (SXU3d)
I honestly was so taken aback, I didn't say anything. Talk about a culture shock.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2016 12:32 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Theresa D., the FAB one at March 29, 2016 12:33 AM (MeXxt)
And the medical bills were all for me which sucks. If you're gonna go out go out in a blaze of glory and have it on YouTube
Sadly no. Just tripping and kissing the curb with my face.
And not looking for support but thank you, not many people know what actually happened. But good to give 'voice' to your transgressions. Even if it's friends in grayscale.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 29, 2016 12:33 AM (hlMPp)
I didn't realize there were nightclubs in Helsingør though. I would have stayed for the evening after visiting the Hamlet castle.
Posted by: FarkinClownshoes at March 29, 2016 12:33 AM (NiVLO)
Retire boys. Your had a good run. Its over. I say this as a AC/DC fan.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 29, 2016 12:14 AM (4CPUo)
Surely there must be a shitload of AC/DC
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2016 12:34 AM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2016 12:34 AM (UsLZp)
And appears out of shape...AND can't sing for shit anymore...
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2016 12:35 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 12:36 AM (voOPb)
Good talking with ya. Been too long.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2016 12:36 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 29, 2016 12:37 AM (ucDmr)
...
Posted by: chemjeff at March 29, 2016 12:25 AM (uZNvH)
There are various drinking games for that show...
Posted by: The Not-so-ironic Hat at March 29, 2016 12:38 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 29, 2016 12:27 AM (NcCCw)
That kind of got to me, too. The idea that women in glasses = "science", or even "brainy" is an old, tired meme. But it's probably not easy to find many pics of hot wimmenz without glasses posed with props that denote "Science!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2016 12:39 AM (UsLZp)
They got me to be angry, as I was not one of those assholes that rode in the next lane over and did a last minute dive.
Got behind them. Saw the Bernie 2016 stickers. Went out and in front, fighting this bitch by inches at a time to let me get in front of her.
They sure do seem to want to share, as long as it is not their shit.
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 29, 2016 12:40 AM (YLidQ)
"Hi, I'm a historian."
"Hey, what about this cosmology thing?"
"Sorry, I'm a historian."
"Hello, tell us about this physics thing."
"Sorry, I'm a historian."
"What do you think of this astronomical phenomena?"
"THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE THINK HISTORIAN MEANS?"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 12:40 AM (wB8Tg)
If they're Ronin, just hold the door and look the other way ...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 29, 2016 12:41 AM (AoK0a)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPak0i_-9K4
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 29, 2016 12:41 AM (w4NZ8)
abuse/torture/grief from their past, or (2) continue down the spiral
towards eventual death from drugs. it's not pretty either way.
Posted by: chemjeff at March 29, 2016 12:25 AM (uZNvH)
But even that is a choice... a hard choice but a choice nonetheless.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 29, 2016 12:41 AM (NPofj)
Cancer is a disease. Diabetes is a disease. Alcoholism, drug addictions aren't diseases. And I should know, I'm one of those
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 12:43 AM (voOPb)
(Disclaimer-I have not actually heard anything but the name of "The Dave Matthews Band" so I don't know what he really sounds like) I have listened to this video about six times now. It still makes me laugh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPak0i_-9K4
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 29, 2016 12:44 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 29, 2016 12:46 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 29, 2016 12:46 AM (YLidQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 29, 2016 12:47 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 29, 2016 12:41 AM (AoK0a)
Naw, I'd be all like "Hey.... nice katana... nice hair.... what UP!.... fist bump!"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 12:47 AM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 12:48 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 29, 2016 12:50 AM (YLidQ)
Thx very much-now or later prayers are appreciated,
How are you feeling after your surgery?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 29, 2016 12:50 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: rickl at March 29, 2016 12:23 AM (sdi6R)
Went to a local gun show at the Fairgrounds. Was waiting to ask a question while the guy ahead of me completed a transaction at a particular booth. Transaction ended with "thank yous" and "you're very welcomes", and then the booth guy mentioned, "I love doing business at gun shows -- everyone is so courteous and pleasant."
Which immediately reminded me of Robert Heinlein's quip: "An armed society is a polite society."
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 12:52 AM (EzgxV)
President Erdogan will be on US soil at part of a state visit from March 29 until April 2. There has been scant whispers of the American Chief Executive planning to meet with Erdogan at the Islamic facility, such as the April 20, 2015 report by Fox News. However, it was noted at the time that Obama had agreed to attend with Erdogan "in principle." It was also cited "If Obama's schedule allows at the time of the opening, he will accompany Erdogan."
... normally, many Democratic groups would scream about separation of Church and State, but hey, it's not like they are the Nuns of the Little Flower or something
Posted by: Obama For-ks America at March 29, 2016 12:53 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2016 12:34 AM (UsLZp)
And appears out of shape...AND can't sing for shit anymore...
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 29, 2016 12:35 AM (GEICT)
Oh, c'mon -- admit you're jonesin' for Angus to cover "Welcome to the Jungle".....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 12:56 AM (EzgxV)
My back? It was a worthwhile procedure. I went from hardly being able to walk to about 1 3/4 miles 3x per day. Thanks for asking and saying a prayer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 12:59 AM (voOPb)
Cancer is a disease. Diabetes is a disease. Alcoholism, drug addictions aren't diseases. And I should know, I'm one of those
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 12:43 AM (voOPb)
Diabetes is sometimes a disease and sometimes a lifestyle choice. And maybe a dessert topping or floor wax.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 12:59 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 01:00 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 12:59 AM (EzgxV)
It's a complex disease. Some variants can be treated relatively easily, this lifestyle choice. That doesn't work for some people.
Hopefully one of the prospective cures will be able to generate enough graft for the FDA to get approved.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 01:01 AM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 01:04 AM (voOPb)
That's wonderful. I'm glad it went well Thx be to God.
As far as my son, I think he doesn't practice as much as he should (He won't be Yo Yo Ma) but yes, there are some very fine musicians in his orchestra. Lots of the Asian kids have been playing since they were about three. We figure we'd send him now because given the state of Europe who knows if he'll ever get to go again and Spain and France would probably not be places we'd go to. Switzerland-maybe, but we'd probably visit Britain since my family lives there.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 29, 2016 01:04 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 01:05 AM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: d.c. madam speaks from grave at March 29, 2016 01:06 AM (8uQxu)
It gives me a sad too. Merovign.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 29, 2016 01:11 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 01:12 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Tim in GA at March 29, 2016 01:13 AM (YLidQ)
Now it's pretty easy to go from bird to isopod -- birds crap all over the place, including where isopods feed.....so eggs in the bird crap are easy-peasy. But how to get the larvae from the isopods into the birds?
Turns out, infected isopods lose their fear of wandering around without cover, and of being in the light. The only evolutionary glosses left to be added to this would be a back rash in the shape of concentric circles, and some auditory emissions tweeting "bird food, bird food, bird food" from the isopod -- but evolution hasn't gotten that far......yet.
But the poor little isopods probably say, "I have my lifestyle totally under control -- I can choose where to put my foot and where 23 others will follow, and I choose to investigate grazing opportunities in the middle of the sidewalk." Even though, y'know -- larvae ate their brains.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 01:14 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 01:12 AM (voOPb)
There's a lot of people over there that are really unhappy with their governments right now. They might still pull it out of the tailspin, but it's going to be close.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 29, 2016 01:17 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 01:18 AM (voOPb)
There are fungi that take over bugs and move them to better sprouting locations.
Real like is kind of like a horror movie sometimes.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 01:18 AM (wB8Tg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 29, 2016 01:20 AM (voOPb)
Unusual day. Milady was under the weather and slept much of the day, but doing okay now. Kinda changed up our schedule. Sleep is a good thing. Gonna try it myself pretty soon.
FenelonSpoke: ...son and his school orchestra and choir should be landing in Zurich in about an hour....
Presume FenSpouse found his passport then, eh? FenSon's big adventure! Hope he has loads of good time there.
Posted by: mindful webworker - another day ending in why at March 29, 2016 01:20 AM (pQplJ)
There are fungi that take over bugs and move them to better sprouting locations.
Real like is kind of like a horror movie sometimes.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 29, 2016 01:18 AM (wB8Tg)
Also good examples -- the point being that the line between disease and lifestyle can be in different places with different individuals -- and, indeed, can change over time.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 01:22 AM (EzgxV)
Thanks a lot. I'm excited by some of the places he will see and that they will be performing kids from other countries.
Sorry that your lady was not feeling well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 29, 2016 01:23 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Sambo at March 29, 2016 01:24 AM (CwNIZ)
Posted by: Sambo at March 29, 2016 01:24 AM (CwNIZ)
Reminds me of another Heinlein quote: "Man is not a rational animal; he is a rationalizing animal."
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 01:25 AM (EzgxV)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gtmlsj6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 29, 2016 01:27 AM (w4NZ8)
You sound like me, sometimes. Yikes!
o/t May I commend to the delectation of The Horde the wonderful film, an optimal date film (it has aircraft carrier operations plus timeless love story), namely "Final Countdown" (1980). I know you'll appreciate it.
Posted by: NOT German Singer Heino at March 29, 2016 01:29 AM (U0oTh)
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
-Robert A. Heinlein
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 01:29 AM (EzgxV)
This was right after that one hit he had was getting play. Everyone is acting pretty normal as the two warmup acts go through their sets, and while Gotye performed a couple of his other songs....
As soon has he launches into the hit song, every asshole in the building, i.e. about ten thousand of the fifteen or so thousand in attendance, whips out their phone and starts video recording-in most cases after migrating as close to the stage as possible. As soon as the song is over, off go the phones, out of the arena goes half the crowd. Gotye does the rest of his set, which was pretty extensive, and the encores-which were also pretty lengthy, to a mostly empty arena. Only in Connecticut....
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 29, 2016 01:30 AM (Hm4tY)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Greg Marmalard at March 29, 2016 01:30 AM (3KE2m)
Greetings How's Mrs Sambo,, you and the new baby and all the other Sambos doing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 29, 2016 01:32 AM (w4NZ8)
Some guy took a dislike to me for no reason I knew. Started tailgating, pulling up beside me to make threatening gestures, pulling in front of me and slowing down. Serious hassling and I couldn't shake him.
I had the family in the car and so it was concerning.
I finally pulled off onto the shoulder and stopped. He stopped a ways in front of me. He got out of the car and started walking back.
Instead of getting out and bumping chests, at the last possible moment, I just pulled our car back onto the road and took off at a good clip. I took the first exit and drove the back way home. Clean getaway.
Like I said, I have no idea what the guy's provocation was, but a) I'm glad he didn't have any kind of weapon, and b) that kind of thing really leaves a bad taste in the mouth for the rest of the day.
I try to be sympathetic to folks with anger issues - got enough of my own - and errors of perception/negative interpretation of events - I've had lots of experience with that, too, mine and others' - but it's not all that easy to be forgiving when the fam is threatened!
http://mindfulwebworks.com/doodles/angry-drivers
Posted by: mindful webworker - because at March 29, 2016 01:41 AM (pQplJ)
I'm sick and tired of dealing with "alphabetic bigots".
I have been denied access to overbooked classes based solely on the position that the first letter of my surname lies within the alphabet.
Posted by: Snake Plissken at March 29, 2016 01:42 AM (e8kgV)
How long do you think someone like that Japanese quadriplegic would last in a Muslim country?
Let alone have 5 mistresses. And be supplied with the means to move about with dignity and pride.
Fcuk ISIS and all those who day dream about joining.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 01:44 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Epobirs at March 29, 2016 01:47 AM (IdCqF)
Some guy took a dislike to me for no reason I knew. Started tailgating, pulling up beside me to make threatening gestures, pulling in front of me and slowing down. Serious hassling and I couldn't shake him.
I had the family in the car and so it was concerning.
I finally pulled off onto the shoulder and stopped. He stopped a ways in front of me. He got out of the car and started walking back.
Instead of getting out and bumping chests, at the last possible moment, I just pulled our car back onto the road and took off at a good clip. I took the first exit and drove the back way home. Clean getaway.
Like I said, I have no idea what the guy's provocation was, but a) I'm glad he didn't have any kind of weapon, and b) that kind of thing really leaves a bad taste in the mouth for the rest of the day.
I try to be sympathetic to folks with anger issues - got enough of my own - and errors of perception/negative interpretation of events - I've had lots of experience with that, too, mine and others' - but it's not all that easy to be forgiving when the fam is threatened!
http://mindfulwebworks.com/doodles/angry-drivers
Posted by: mindful webworker - because at March 29, 2016 01:41 AM (pQplJ) 400 An online encounter this weekend reminded me of the one and only time, many years ago, that I had a serious road rage encounter.
Some guy took a dislike to me for no reason I knew. Started tailgating, pulling up beside me to make threatening gestures, pulling in front of me and slowing down. Serious hassling and I couldn't shake him.
I had the family in the car and so it was concerning.
I finally pulled off onto the shoulder and stopped. He stopped a ways in front of me. He got out of the car and started walking back.
Instead of getting out and bumping chests, at the last possible moment, I just pulled our car back onto the road and took off at a good clip. I took the first exit and drove the back way home. Clean getaway.
Like I said, I have no idea what the guy's provocation was, but a) I'm glad he didn't have any kind of weapon, and b) that kind of thing really leaves a bad taste in the mouth for the rest of the day.
I try to be sympathetic to folks with anger issues - got enough of my own - and errors of perception/negative interpretation of events - I've had lots of experience with that, too, mine and others' - but it's not all that easy to be forgiving when the fam is threatened!
http://mindfulwebworks.com/doodles/angry-drivers
Posted by: mindful webworker - because at March 29, 2016 01:41 AM (pQplJ)
Another technique worth considering is driving to the nearest police/highway patrol station.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 01:47 AM (EzgxV)
Preach it brother.
Except for slavic nationals, I'm mostly at the tail end all my life with a "W" as the first letter.
And while we're talking about privileges; how about heightism?
I'm 6'1" and have had to duck and bend ever since I reached it to either use a mirror (always set for the lower end of avg's so that females can use them), stuff hung from ceilings, doorways in some cases, Cars, seats just about anywhere, clothing (sleeves always too short unless ordered special), jackets etc., it's been one insult after another.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 01:48 AM (Xo1Rt)
I've had only one incident on the Eisenhower in Chicago in the morning. I really got wound up and then realized how close I was coming to causing an accident with injuries and possible death so backed off and never had another like that since.
It comes from frustration and being frustrated while watching others get away with practically murder all the time.
It gets to you if you let it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 01:53 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 29, 2016 01:54 AM (1xUj/)
406 A thing they taught us in cab driver school was to remember that everyone makes a mistake while driving at least once a day on average. The person in front of you just had their's and won't do anything bad the rest of the day so suck it up and suck it in and remember all the times YOU screw up during the day while driving.
I've had only one incident on the Eisenhower in Chicago in the morning. I really got wound up and then realized how close I was coming to causing an accident with injuries and possible death so backed off and never had another like that since.
It comes from frustration and being frustrated while watching others get away with practically murder all the time.
It gets to you if you let it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 01:53 AM (Xo1Rt)
Around here (Silicon Valley), you have the egotists, the numb, those unfamiliar with cars, the robots, the sleep-deprived, the substance-abusers, the "we drive this way in Hue", the "we drive this way in Australia" -- all mixing it up in the too damned crowded streets 24/7.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 01:58 AM (EzgxV)
I'm quite familiar with that area. It's filled with Italian social climbers from West Haven and Fair Haven (that's a neighborhood in New Haven) and East Haven.
They combine the aggressive anti social attitude of the 2nd generation immigrant with the sense of responsibility of petty criminals especially about anything concerning their children.
They have a very protective attitude to the point of being dangerous. And Orange county (used to be countryside) is filled with them because of all the new construction that was going on there in the '70's, 80's and probably the '90's. All the families that finally made it that were living in Italian enclaves around and in New Haven (and some from NYC) moved to Orange once they got some money.
I have nothing against Italians per se. I just know a lot of them from there and they most all have some nasty attitudes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 02:00 AM (Xo1Rt)
OTOH, another hassle is having your birthdate in the middle of summer, especially dealing with school related matters. I've lost count of the number of time I or my parents were put on the spot having to make a decision as to whether I'd be better with mostly older or mostly younger kids.
Despite my other abilities, in retrospect I'd probably have been better off with younger kids because I think my emotional development was lagging and caused me a lot of problem in the long term.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 29, 2016 02:02 AM (IdCqF)
] Another technique worth considering is driving to the nearest police/highway patrol station.
Yeah, but this was open highway 25 miles either way from the nearest police station, and before cell phones, too.
Sometimes you're just on your own.
Posted by: mindful webworker - because because at March 29, 2016 02:02 AM (pQplJ)
Not even my flesh and blood. It's a physical reaction I have almost no control of. The only control I have is to get some distance away out of range of the smell.
And I've cleaned chicken coops and dairy barns. Dog poop sometimes does that same thing. Don't know what or why.
It is what it is.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 02:04 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 01:58 AM (EzgxV)
Had a near-miss Sunday, near Silver Star, MT. Headed north on the 2-lane, here comes a cluster of vehicles southbound. Camper truck, followed by an older Mercedes sedan, followed a little gray jelly-bean car. Jelly bean pulls out to pass Mercedes; doesn't see my vehicle, because curve. Well abreast of the Mercedes as I approach the cluster. I saw it happening, and went off on my shoulder as far as I could, Mercedes driver did likewise, and jelly bean went up the middle. Had I been snoozing, could have been ugly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2016 02:05 AM (UsLZp)
The bumper sticker would be, "Alexander Pope: Whatever is, is right", connoting God's Kingship.
Nonetheless, why make things worse in the world? I'm thinking of Gianna Jesson, who survived an attempted abortion and is the subject of the dramatic film, "October Baby" (2011). She sings a song in the soundtrack, embracing her condition.
A gift.
Posted by: NOT German Singer Heino at March 29, 2016 02:05 AM (U0oTh)
Posted by: mindful webworker - latter letter liberation! at March 29, 2016 02:06 AM (pQplJ)
OTOH, another hassle is having your birthdate in the middle of summer, especially dealing with school related matters. I've lost count of the number of time I or my parents were put on the spot having to make a decision as to whether I'd be better with mostly older or mostly younger kids.
Despite my other abilities, in retrospect I'd probably have been better off with younger kids because I think my emotional development was lagging and caused me a lot of problem in the long term.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 29, 2016 02:02 AM (IdCqF)
I don't know about that, E -- the usual school-year cutoff is typically later in the year, Q4. I ended up being 5 months young for Kindergarten and first grade, then skipping second grade.
As far as being uncomfortable socializing ahead of grade, I think that there's the same "uncanny valley" as with robotics. There was a freshman in some of the computer science courses I was taking who was, I think, 12. He was "one of the gang" in a way that someone battling teen angst could not have been.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 02:09 AM (EzgxV)
Strangely, though you can't convince liberals of this, concealed gun carriers for the most part are far and above the most law abiding and patient of any people you will meet in your daily life.
They have so much more to lose and they have the potential to wield life or death and they are aware of it at all times.
Some don't and get blase about it and they should have their carry licenses suspended (not taken away).
I say if they want to use a driver's license as an analogy for carrying a gun, then they should make it real easy and only fine those who violate the rules without injuring or killing anyone and they should make it easier to get your rights back.
But then that would be too logical. Something liberals are intrinsically unable to do.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 02:11 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Gmac-"All politics in this country now is dress rehearsal for civil war." at March 29, 2016 02:15 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Sambo at March 29, 2016 01:24 AM (CwNIZ)
I'm guessing that the wolves who choose to behave like assholes get piled upon and expelled from the group.
I'm wondering if people have just given up that gambit because so damned many of us are assholes.
Try this: Once a day, do something nice, just for the hell of it, and don't let anyone give you credit for it. At some point, perhaps the assholery with be minimized. I do that, sometimes several times a day, and while it often takes great effort to do so, I even try to be pleasant with assholes. It ain't easy, but sometimes it deflects a great deal of bad juju.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 29, 2016 02:16 AM (+YMhA)
Looks around.
Scans the lifeless, desperate mass that is the Horde.
Kicks trash can over resulting in nary an acknowledgment.
Turns to leave, but first picks up a half-smoked cigarette liberated along with all the other debris from the trash can.
Sneers. Leaves.
Central heat turns on providing just enough air pressure to close the door behind him.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at March 29, 2016 02:16 AM (h95kp)
And so, g'night.
♥
O my God, I trust in you: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me. Yea, let none that wait on you be ashamed: let them be ashamed which transgress without cause. Show me your ways, O Lord; teach me your paths.
Posted by: mindful webworker - oboy oboy oboy at March 29, 2016 02:16 AM (pQplJ)
Show us your tits!
Posted by: too bad at March 29, 2016 02:12 AM (S1PNz)
You are not of the body.
Posted by: Landru at March 29, 2016 02:17 AM (EzgxV)
https://youtu.be/cwXfv25xJUw
I saw someone going the wrong way on a partitioned road literally to save a little time. I might have cussed up a storm, but since I had someone on speaker phone I'm glad I didn't.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 29, 2016 02:17 AM (VdICR)
Show us your tits!
Posted by: too bad at March 29, 2016 02:12 AM (S1PNz)
Sweetie, Lent is already over, Ash Wednesday was weeks ago, as was the corresponding Mardi Gras.
You wanna see tits, head down to the dairy farm.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 29, 2016 02:17 AM (+YMhA)
People don't know how to handle kindness and are most times too shocked to say anything.
I got over expecting thanks or even a smile. And it's okay cause I'm doing those things for ME not necessarily for them.
It makes me feel better so mission accomplished. If they say thanks or smile then that's just a bonus.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 02:19 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 02:21 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 02:22 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Sambo at March 29, 2016 01:24 AM (CwNIZ)
I'm guessing that the wolves who choose to behave like assholes get piled upon and expelled from the group.
I'm wondering if people have just given up that gambit because so damned many of us are assholes.
Try this: Once a day, do something nice, just for the hell of it, and don't let anyone give you credit for it. At some point, perhaps the assholery with be minimized. I do that, sometimes several times a day, and while it often takes great effort to do so, I even try to be pleasant with assholes. It ain't easy, but sometimes it deflects a great deal of bad juju.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 29, 2016 02:16 AM (+YMhA)
It starts with us. "Turn the other cheek" inevitably results in serial abuse -- but "random acts of kindness" can change people.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 02:22 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 02:23 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 29, 2016 02:23 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 02:22 AM (Xo1Rt)
The rest of us didn't bother to check -- #TwoWeeks.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 02:23 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2016 02:24 AM (UsLZp)
Woe to thee, for it was not the trash can you kicked...
Posted by: The barrel, all its foul glory spilling out at March 29, 2016 02:24 AM (ZbV+0)
Lovely little bird. Very industrious. Keeps busy and out of trouble.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 02:25 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2016 02:25 AM (UsLZp)
It starts with us. "Turn the other cheek" inevitably results in serial abuse -- but "random acts of kindness" can change people.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 02:22 AM (EzgxV)
Its true. somehow they find their way to exactly the right place, just in the nick of time. Seen it time and again.
Posted by: Gushka can haz kittys what plays fetch! at March 29, 2016 02:26 AM (cfswg)
Tiny little bearings.
And don't try to bring DiCaprio into this (again)
Posted by: too bad at March 29, 2016 02:23 AM (S1PNz)
Not to put too fine a point on it, but "Horde" and "Hoard" have very different meanings.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 02:27 AM (EzgxV)
I don't remember a hijacking since the 70s.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 29, 2016 02:29 AM (1xUj/)
Made me realize that you must keep going no matter what because if you stop and give up then everyone loses. Especially yourself.
I don't hope anymore though. Hope is a killer. Hope makes you think things will get better and then it destroys you when it doesn't.
Better to have as a goal to just keep on regardless of what happens.
I'm basically a pessimist. That way I'm never disappointed and sometimes I get pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 02:29 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2016 02:29 AM (UsLZp)
It starts with us. "Turn the other cheek" inevitably results in serial abuse -- but "random acts of kindness" can change people.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 02:22 AM (EzgxV)
Its true. somehow they find their way to exactly the right place, just in the nick of time. Seen it time and again.
Posted by: Gushka can haz kittys what plays fetch! at March 29, 2016 02:26 AM (cfswg)
Gushka!!!! How nice to see you!!! What's Grim doing these days? How are Uncle and Niece Horse? Do you even let Niece Horse see her stuffed toy these days -- hoping to keep her quest for total world domination in check?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 02:31 AM (EzgxV)
So now and then give in to those impulses because maybe it's a request from God to provide assistance to one of HIS.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 02:32 AM (Xo1Rt)
I don't remember a hijacking since the 70s.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 29, 2016 02:29 AM (1xUj/)
Most likely muzzies are the perps. But it'd be funny as Hell if Coptic Christians hijacked a muzzie plane to protest their treatment by the muzzies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2016 02:32 AM (UsLZp)
As does "whored" ... just sayin'
Posted by: Adriane the Grammar Critic ... at March 29, 2016 02:33 AM (AoK0a)
Or just to get the hell out of Dodge.
You all notice that Muslims get all this pity and refugee love but for some reason the one who are actually being oppressed are ignored?
We should stop all Muslim immigration until Muslim countries take better care of their Christians and Jews. (what few remain)
That's fair.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 02:35 AM (Xo1Rt)
As does "whored" ... just sayin'
Posted by: Adriane the Grammar Critic ... at March 29, 2016 02:33 AM (AoK0a)
Nice addition. I suspect that "hoared" is also valid, meaning "frosted".
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 02:35 AM (EzgxV)
I thought there were a couple in Africa // Indonesia, but with no Americans involved they didn't get much coverage.
But since everything happened 5 years ago ... it might have been the 70s.
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at March 29, 2016 02:37 AM (AoK0a)
Not to put too fine a point on it, but "Horde" and "Hoard" have very different meanings.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 02:27 AM (EzgxV)
You know what people say about abominations like you?
Pricky, pricky, pricky.
Posted by: too bad at March 29, 2016 02:34 AM (S1PNz)
Are you an old fucko or a new fucko?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 02:37 AM (EzgxV)
these days? How are Uncle and Niece Horse? Do you even let Niece Horse
see her stuffed toy these days -- hoping to keep her quest for total
world domination in check?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 02:31 AM (EzgxV)
i think Uncle Horse is destined for the Moron Pet Thread, and Niece Horse does get to see her toy if she promises not to sneeze on it. Uncle Horse has a new trainer right now and is away from home at school with his new friend Floyd. I hear they have been rolling in mud in their ample spare time, and was sent photos as proof. I have been tempted to sent them to you. He was really caked. One of his Kitties has taken to sleeping in the Tack room and has a bad abscess on her face from a fight with a skunk. I am hoping she will let me take her to the vet. If she gets in the carrier that will be the last of her Kitten littering ways, and i will get her fixed as well.
wish me luck tomorrow, with getting her in the cat carrier!
Posted by: Gushka can haz kittys what plays fetch! at March 29, 2016 02:38 AM (cfswg)
That's fair.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 02:35 AM (Xo1Rt)
And allow the opening of no new mosques in any Western country until the churches and synagogues established in Mecca have all celebrated their centenary of peaceful existence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2016 02:38 AM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Adriane the Grammar Critic ... at March 29, 2016 02:40 AM (AoK0a)
I'm from Missouri: show me. show me your peaceful religion in action. Like the Jehovah's Witnesses or the Church of LDS, or Methodist or Lutherans or Roman Catholic, Or Baptist or Amish Or Mennonite or Quaker or Jew.
Show me or shut up and confess you're secret jihadists just waiting for the right time. (when our back is turned)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 02:43 AM (Xo1Rt)
It never gets old.
RIP Sir Terry.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 02:45 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2016 02:45 AM (UsLZp)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at March 29, 2016 02:47 AM (AoK0a)
452 Gushka!!!! How nice to see you!!! What's Grim doing
these days? How are Uncle and Niece Horse? Do you even let Niece Horse
see her stuffed toy these days -- hoping to keep her quest for total
world domination in check?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 02:31 AM (EzgxV)
i think Uncle Horse is destined for the Moron Pet Thread, and Niece Horse does get to see her toy if she promises not to sneeze on it. Uncle Horse has a new trainer right now and is away from home at school with his new friend Floyd. I hear they have been rolling in mud in their ample spare time, and was sent photos as proof. I have been tempted to sent them to you. He was really caked. One of his Kitties has taken to sleeping in the Tack room and has a bad abscess on her face from a fight with a skunk. I am hoping she will let me take her to the vet. If she gets in the carrier that will be the last of her Kitten littering ways, and i will get her fixed as well.
wish me luck tomorrow, with getting her in the cat carrier!
Posted by: Gushka can haz kittys what plays fetch! at March 29, 2016 02:38 AM (cfswg)
Uncle Horse should definitely hit the pet thread....as a commenter. With pics of him with his kittehs. Niece Horse should absolutely be held to best behavior with her toy. Otherwise, she'll be rigging elections and engaging in sabotage.
What is the name of the dear kitteh who done tangled with skunk and needs help? Hopin' she makes the right decision and gets "fixed-up"^3 [abcess, reproduction, shots]. And you didn't say what Grim is doing.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 02:48 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: too bad at March 29, 2016 02:45 AM (S1PNz)
Kaboom was too cheery for you, eh? You need a bowl of Kellogg's Rice Ho's. They don't snap, they don't crackle, and they don't pop. Just lie in the bowl, and bang away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2016 02:48 AM (UsLZp)
Posted by: too bad at March 29, 2016 02:41 AM (S1PNz) 455 old fucko, older than you.
Posted by: too bad at March 29, 2016 02:41 AM (S1PNz)
Thought so.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 02:50 AM (EzgxV)
Good luck with the kitty!
The Mountain Lion could run faster on 3 good legs and 1 in a cast than I can ...
Fortunately she is all better now.
Posted by: Adriane the Pet Critic ... at March 29, 2016 02:51 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2016 02:54 AM (UsLZp)
OOF! strikes me through my heart.
Posted by: too bad at March 29, 2016 02:53 AM (S1PNz) 468 Thought so.
OOF! strikes me through my heart.
Posted by: too bad at March 29, 2016 02:53 AM (S1PNz)
So long as you're not posting keylogging malware links, you're just you.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 02:55 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: too bad at March 29, 2016 02:58 AM (S1PNz)
The Star of the ONT is, and likely will forever be, Maetenloch. Genghis initiated the concept, but Maet has been fantastic at bringing the content day-after-day, as well as framing it in truly creative ways.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 03:02 AM (EzgxV)
What is the name of the dear kitteh who done
tangled with skunk and needs help? Hopin' she makes the right decision
and gets "fixed-up"^3 [abcess, reproduction, shots]. And you didn't say
what Grim is doing.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 02:48 AM (EzgxV)
Her name is Lulu. shes the sweetest little tabby calico, who was so shy i fed her for years but never touched her, until Sissys wedding. When i got back from being up north, she jumped in my lap and purred and purred and let me pet her all over. you could practically hear her telling me "Dont EVER leave me again!"
Grimmy got a new Job working as a Lab Tech, for the same scratch as the last welding gig. His boss is an old friend of both mine and his and we are thrilled to death for this (upwardly mobile) opportunity. He just made me pick what state we will move to if the california nonsense gets out of hand, and Mom is no longer a factor. Dad says Florida or Texas is fine with him! ok then, taking dad with us to Texas. Hope mom is incorrect about her health troubles. She insists she will be fine one minute and the next admits she is being treated for esophageal cancer and has a mass in her pancreas. Ugh. Growing old sucks. Stay tuned, we will learn more on that in May. Docs are watching her and they are the best.
Oh and my new stallion might get Married to Niece Horse. I really want to see a baby out of them, if not Lulu.
Posted by: Gushka can haz kittys what plays fetch! at March 29, 2016 03:03 AM (cfswg)
The reason there are so many power plants burning natural gas is that gas is the standby fuel. There is a lot of CAPACITY but not so much production from gas. Gas plants are started and stopped daily as your consumption changes.
That used to be an iron rule but now that gas is so much cheaper more actual PRODUCTION is shifting to gas.
Big coal plants and nukes are "base load" plants. They like to run 100%, day and night. They make a lot more production relative to capacity than gas plants have historically.
Posted by: Whitehall at March 29, 2016 03:10 AM (A1pol)
It makes me wonder if there's a backstory, like were the rioting parents activists, like for BLM or illegals?
The MSM so often misleads by omitting information, that when I see a weird story like this, my default assumption is that a key detail is being omitted for ideological reasons. Maybe their libtardedness is just inducing paranoia in me.
Posted by: angela urkel at March 29, 2016 03:10 AM (++MnV)
What is the name of the dear kitteh who done
tangled with skunk and needs help? Hopin' she makes the right decision
and gets "fixed-up"^3 [abcess, reproduction, shots]. And you didn't say
what Grim is doing.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 02:48 AM (EzgxV)
Her name is Lulu. shes the sweetest little tabby calico, who was so shy i fed her for years but never touched her, until Sissys wedding. When i got back from being up north, she jumped in my lap and purred and purred and let me pet her all over. you could practically hear her telling me "Dont EVER leave me again!"
Grimmy got a new Job working as a Lab Tech, for the same scratch as the last welding gig. His boss is an old friend of both mine and his and we are thrilled to death for this (upwardly mobile) opportunity. He just made me pick what state we will move to if the california nonsense gets out of hand, and Mom is no longer a factor. Dad says Florida or Texas is fine with him! ok then, taking dad with us to Texas. Hope mom is incorrect about her health troubles. She insists she will be fine one minute and the next admits she is being treated for esophageal cancer and has a mass in her pancreas. Ugh. Growing old sucks. Stay tuned, we will learn more on that in May. Docs are watching her and they are the best.
Oh and my new stallion might get Married to Niece Horse. I really want to see a baby out of them, if not Lulu.
Posted by: Gushka can haz kittys what plays fetch! at March 29, 2016 03:03 AM (cfswg)
Good thoughts for Lulu -- lotsa stuff would collapse to a less anxious state once she's in a crate.
Only specific parts of Florida or Texas are acceptable on my matrix. NC, TN, AZ, and GA have acceptable parts, as well -- but some are kind-of squeezy.
Good news for Grim. He's the sort of guy who wouldn't put up with the "insect" label above.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 03:12 AM (EzgxV)
This is the one I was think of 1996.
Fuel exhaustion and crashed in the ocean. Only 50 survivors, 125 dead ...
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at March 29, 2016 03:15 AM (AoK0a)
As someone who moved to Texas from Florida, I have to recommend Texas. South Florida has become a Leftist social experiment, Central Florida has a rampant and toxic drug problem that's responsible for most of the "Florida Man" news stories. While I was there, both areas had a problem where all of the job postings were fake, consisting of an employer wanting 5+ years of experience or certifications that can only be acquired on the job as preconditions for getting the job. This was an excuse to be able to go "see, we can't find Americans to do the job, we have to import more labor!"
My mom and brother say it's not as bad as it used to be, but I have no desire to find out. I'm doing better than I ever have in Texas.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at March 29, 2016 03:16 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2016 03:20 AM (MvFEq)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 03:22 AM (EzgxV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIBRmqQzEcA
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 29, 2016 03:25 AM (AoK0a)
Mucho better ... but it's lights out for me ...
Good Night, Good People.
Better Tomorrows.
Best Days Ahead ...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 29, 2016 03:27 AM (AoK0a)
Mucho better ... but it's lights out for me ...
Good Night, Good People.
Better Tomorrows.
Best Days Ahead ...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at March 29, 2016 03:27 AM (AoK0a)
G'night, sweetheart -- "I am the Captain of the Pinafore" "...and a right good Captain, too".
Posted by: cthulhu at March 29, 2016 03:30 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Adriane the Grammar Critic ... at March 29, 2016 02:33 AM (AoK0a)
She whored the horde to hoard enough to retire. Geez, I just described Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: RickZ at March 29, 2016 03:30 AM (yiR+0)
maet
I am sorry for being so unworthy of your threads in the past. - And the same goes for ace. I'm sorry for being a total jackass.
I just finished watching the film _Sling Blade_. And it really touched me again.
I guess I just need some kind of release. Something something something.
I saw the film when it came out in the late 90's. I was at UVa. I saw it on the Downtown Mall at the Jefferson - which I think is closed now.
It was a very powerful film for me then.
But somehow it means even more to me now.
It's one of the few perfect films in the world. I can't say.
Anyway, it was really good, and I just wish Mr. Thornton (or someone else) would make another movie that good - or even close to that good. (Not a sequel, of course.)
I don't know how end credit music could be that powerful, but somehow it is.
Posted by: is this a test - no it's a Trump guy at March 29, 2016 03:33 AM (AhiRu)
When your religion and culture lies to you, at what point do you become culpable for the evil that they inspire you to do? I've kind of lost interest in this question. Now that they've made it an existential issue (contra Obama) by carrying out mass slaughter, I say just kill these shit heads. We can figure out causes afterwards.
Posted by: angela urkel at March 29, 2016 03:37 AM (++MnV)
That's why you don't go to public Easter egg hunts.
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2016 03:45 AM (fizMZ)
Frickin' Methodists!
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at March 29, 2016 03:48 AM (DN9jO)
In a Gatestone institute link there was a German security study and that term was used in that.
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2016 03:48 AM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2016 03:52 AM (fizMZ)
Posted by: is this a test - no it's a Trump guy at March 29, 2016 03:52 AM (AhiRu)
Well who (Who was at 479), I've been there too.
I hope your transgressions weren't so bad as to keep you permanently out.
If you get let back in, just remember that the comment threads aren't really a free speech zone.
They're actualy a very special privilege zone.
Posted by: is this a test - no it's a Trump guy at March 29, 2016 03:58 AM (AhiRu)
One thing that was kind of a drag was realizing the three boxes full of vintage porn from the 70s and 80s had nowhere to go. I kept the half dozen Playboys with signed centerfolds but was at a loss to think who might want the rest. I was almost tempted to see if I could sneak into my long ago junior high and leave them in a place that was a sort of secret hangout for those ditching class but not leaving campus. It probably wouldn't get much appreciation from kids who've grown up with broadband. The more literate stuff, like the Playboys and Penthouses would make for an interesting history lesson, nekkid pictures aside.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 29, 2016 04:01 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: angela urkel at March 29, 2016 04:01 AM (++MnV)
Posted by: is this a test - no it's a Trump guy at March 29, 2016 04:03 AM (AhiRu)
Posted by: Epobirs at March 29, 2016 04:03 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2016 04:05 AM (fizMZ)
But his journey (simple as it is) is somehow one of the most perfect morality plays I've ever seen. (I really can't think of a better one.)
Posted by: is this a test - no it's a Trump guy at March 29, 2016 04:05 AM (AhiRu)
I just needed Barry White's _Love's Theme_ combined iwth Hank Williams _So Lonesome).
it was so perfect
Posted by: is this a test - no it's a Trump guy at March 29, 2016 04:13 AM (AhiRu)
Posted by: is this a test - no it's a Trump guy at March 29, 2016 04:17 AM (AhiRu)
That's one upside to the demographic death spiral. Fewer people, fewer disorderly drunks. But these Swedes were a bit dim, even considering their intoxication. If they presented themselves as gropey jihadis, they would have been allowed to stay.
Posted by: angela urkel at March 29, 2016 04:18 AM (++MnV)
Shorted switch or wire. Since it was abrupt, I'd say a switch somewhere (another safety switch perhaps) has shorted to ground.
That doesn't happen often, they usually short out open but they can under certain conditions short out to ground. Or a motor winding or timer switch has shorted out.
Got a volt ohmmeter? you can most likely trace the circuit. Start by removing wires to isolate the fuse so you can find out what branch of wiring is connected to the short. then find out what is grounded or shorted in the case of motor windings.
You still may have to call a tech in to fix it but you can eliminate a lot of time by tracing it yourself.
Good luck.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 04:26 AM (Xo1Rt)
Usually there's a wiring diagram somewhere on the machine or with the installation brochure when it was purchased. Or you can get the manuals online with the manufacturers name, model and serial number.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 29, 2016 04:29 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2016 04:31 AM (fizMZ)
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 28, 2016 10:28 PM (+YMhA)
They are girls who have been brainwashed into thinking they are male. Duh. They need to take the red pill.
Posted by: Lilly Wachowski at March 29, 2016 04:34 AM (++MnV)
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2016 04:40 AM (fizMZ)
Posted by: The Bemused Hat at March 29, 2016 04:45 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: garrett at March 29, 2016 04:48 AM (MvFEq)
Posted by: Bryan Singer at March 29, 2016 04:56 AM (++MnV)
Here is "The Flock" by Spiritual Shepherd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goMHfTm2TrM
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 29, 2016 05:18 AM (vBeA5)
... to do what?
Swat flies, step on ants, pick his nose, wipe his bum.......
Posted by: JT at March 29, 2016 05:18 AM (n4uuC)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. A Certified Trumpalumpa at March 29, 2016 05:21 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Amateur Pschyatrist at March 29, 2016 05:35 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Amateur Pschyatrist at March 29, 2016 05:50 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: fluffy at March 29, 2016 05:53 AM (2hcmo)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Investigative Detective at March 29, 2016 05:54 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois.Margaret Cho is too, funneh! at March 29, 2016 05:56 AM (WVsWD)
How's life?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
Saturated with the rancid pus of politicians and Muslims.
Posted by: angela urkel at March 29, 2016 06:00 AM (++MnV)
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 29, 2016 06:14 AM (++MnV)
A Wiki-wander, or how chickens led me to information on the empire that converted Sunni Persia to Shia, leading to many of the conflicts in the world today.
Posted by: docweasel at March 29, 2016 06:14 AM (XxzcU)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Don't read the sludge at Drudge! at March 29, 2016 06:20 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Gmac-"All politics in this country now is dress rehearsal for civil war." at March 29, 2016 06:24 AM (4pjhs)
As Rome devolved it's power to Constantinople and eventually frittered it away, I wonder if life for the Imperial middle class was generally peaceful, or were they harried by their rulers into using gender-neutral bathrooms and accepting periodic mass-murder by marauding gangs of illiterate barbarians, like us?
Posted by: MTF at March 29, 2016 06:26 AM (/m8T6)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Patiently awaiting VNN at March 29, 2016 06:26 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. :twisted: at March 29, 2016 06:30 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. You never know until you try. at March 29, 2016 06:31 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Go Team! You can do it! at March 29, 2016 06:32 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 29, 2016 06:44 AM (ShplO)
"Don't Get Stuck on Memory Lane"
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 29, 2016 06:46 AM (w4NZ8)
How's life?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. A Certified Trumpalumpa at March 29, 2016 05:21 AM (WVsWD)
Life blows.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2016 06:48 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2016 06:48 AM (0mRoj)
You need a Chocolate Candy Bar. I think a Crackle would perk you up.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Channeling Willy Wonka at March 29, 2016 06:52 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2016 06:48 AM (0mRoj)
You need a Chocolate Candy Bar. I think a Crackle would perk you up.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Channeling Willy Wonka at March 29, 2016 06:52 AM (WVsWD)
Does that come with or without mind-altering substances?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2016 06:55 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Chairman, CO State 420 Association at March 29, 2016 06:59 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: MTF at March 29, 2016 07:00 AM (/m8T6)
And if you consider conservative as being one of Boehner's go to guys whenever he needed just a few Republican to go along with Democrats ... then yeah, I guess Todd's your man.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2016 07:01 AM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 29, 2016 07:02 AM (X6fMO)
Good Morning Morons. Today is Tuesday, March 29, 2016. On this day in 1886 Dr. John Pemberton brewed the first batch of Coca-Cola in a backyard in Atlanta.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2016 07:03 AM (vvmPQ)
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Update: The hijacker claims to be wearing a bomb belt. Probably isn't but who can tell?
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2016 07:04 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2016 07:04 AM (vvmPQ)
Boehner's go to guys whenever he needed just a few Republican to go
along with Democrats ... then yeah, I guess Todd's your man.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2016 07:01 AM (fiGNd)
Yeah. I like the way Lindsey Graham throws around the word conservative, too.
Posted by: Golfman at March 29, 2016 07:04 AM (jIgQw)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2016 07:04 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2016 07:05 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2016 07:07 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2016 07:08 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2016 07:08 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2016 07:08 AM (vvmPQ)
Art 1 Section 9: No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time.
Yes, just another forgotten part of the Constitution.
http://tinyurl.com/zdbntrk
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2016 07:08 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2016 07:09 AM (vvmPQ)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2016 07:09 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2016 07:09 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2016 07:09 AM (vvmPQ)
Posted by: Golfman at March 29, 2016 07:10 AM (jIgQw)
Philip K. Dick wrote a story in reaction to Roe v. Wade called 'The Pre-persons' in which abortion was legal up to the age where a child was considered fully sentient. This was regarded as the point at which basic algebra could be mastered, typically around the age of twelve years. This, of course, meant low IQ offspring were fair game until they were no longer minors. (I don't recall the story delving into whether they were more likely to receive capital punishment as adults.)
Posted by: Epobirs at March 29, 2016 07:10 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2016 07:10 AM (fiGNd)
Your Choice.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Chairman, CO State 420 Association at March 29, 2016 06:59 AM (WVsWD)
I'll take with, please and thank you.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2016 07:11 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 29, 2016 07:12 AM (fiGNd)
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Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2016 07:04 AM (vvmPQ)
They want it gone because it highlights their deliberate and utter failure to prepare kids with the fundamentals so they can grok algebra.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2016 07:14 AM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2016 07:09 AM (vvmPQ)
I think Ramirez is way underestimating the number of deaths caused by communism; he uses 149M. Between the Soviet Union, China, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, North Korea and Cuba, I'd bet that number is close to double the 149M number used.
Posted by: RickZ at March 29, 2016 07:14 AM (yiR+0)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 29, 2016 07:15 AM (X6fMO)
Not to mention for the Elderly.
Progtardism is a death cult. Is it any wonder they get along with muzzies so well?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Sometimes you have to bite the bullet. at March 29, 2016 07:16 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 29, 2016 07:17 AM (vvmPQ)
2. An admission fee would cover the cost of having extra workers and police at the event to keep the idiot hoards in line.
3. Sign up for the event online, and put a cap on the number of kids participating at each scheduled hunt. Not signed up? You don't get in.
HAPPY EASTER!
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