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In Wake of Lahore, Pakistan Easter Bombing Which Targeted Christians and Killed 70, the White House Needs You To Know That Muslims Were The Main Victims Here

You motherf**ers.

An initial statement released by the State Department on Sunday noticeably neglected to mention the fact that Christians were specifically targeted in the attack for which the Pakistani Taliban later claimed responsibility.

Though Earnest did acknowledge that Christians celebrating Easter were the intended targets of the bombing, he stressed that "the majority of the victims were actually Muslims."

Here's the latest slaughter of Christians by Muslims that the White House is pretending away, lest you become the murderous terrorists Obama knows you secretly are.

Pakistan's prime minister on Monday vowed to eliminate perpetrators of terror following the Sunday suicide bombing that targeted Christians gathered for Easter in the eastern city of Lahore, killing 70 people and injuring around 300.

In response to the attack, the military reportedly arrested dozens in raids in eastern Punjab, where several deadly militant organizations are headquartered.

And in Lahore, forensic experts sifted through the debris in the park where the suicide attack took place. The bomb had been a crude devise loaded with ball bearings, designed to rip through the bodies of its victims to cause maximum damage, counter-terrorism official Rana Tufail said. He identified the suicide bomber as Mohammed Yusuf, saying he was known as a militant recruiter.

Jamaat-ul-Ahrar, a Taliban faction that, in a sort of cosmic harmonic convergence of psychopathic assholes, supports ISIS. They claimed credit and specifically acknowledged they intended to target Christians on Easter -- though they also claimed they didn't intend to kill women and children, just Christian men.

But that is, of course, a lie.

. They could have targeted the men with a more precise method of attack, or at other places and times. They deliberately chose an Easter celebration because it would involve families at a time when their guard would be down.

We'll wait to see if Josh Earnest and Barack Obama vouch for the Taliban's good intentions.

This is somewhat reassuring: Pakistan's army chief is vowing to hunt down the "non-humans" who did this.

Army chief Gen. Raheel Sharif promised Pakistan "will never allow these savage nonhumans to overrun our life and liberty."

Doesn't he know that that kind of dehumanizing rhetoric is Just What ISIS and/or The Taliban Wants?


Posted by: Ace at 06:00 PM




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1 First ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 28, 2016 05:59 PM (fiGNd)

2 1st

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2016 05:59 PM (fizMZ)

3 ScoogDog asked my sister yesterday and her greenhouse came from Harbour Freight and was just over 200$

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2016 06:00 PM (fizMZ)

4 YEAH BABY !!!

I mean ... shitty Easter bombers.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 28, 2016 06:00 PM (fiGNd)

5 Gotta love Ernest... but,but it was mostly Muslims that got killed.... really? Why would they be at an Easter celebration with Christians Josh......

Posted by: donna at March 28, 2016 06:00 PM (O2RFr)

6 Skip - thanks a bunch for following up on that. I really do appreciate it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 28, 2016 06:01 PM (fiGNd)

7 Our betters think that they can drive a wedge between totally not Islamic jihadists and "moderate Muslims" by saying "the true victims here are Muslims!" Every time.

Because they're idiots.

Posted by: Harry paratestes at March 28, 2016 06:01 PM (AkOaV)

8 I saw another report that said that the bomb was placed right next to a swing set and in an area that was reserved for women. So Christian women and children were the targets.

But we can't tell the truth about what happened because that's what ISIS wants us to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2016 06:02 PM (/tuJf)

9 That's seriously their strategy. Saying "yeah but most victims are Muslims" every time.

Posted by: Harry paratestes at March 28, 2016 06:02 PM (AkOaV)

10 Army chief Gen. Raheel Sharif promised Pakistan "will never allow these savage nonhumans to overrun our life and liberty."

Doesn't he know that that kind of dehumanizing rhetoric is Just What ISIS and/or The Taliban Wants?



I know, right? This kind of othering is traumatizing.

Posted by: SJW, marinating in a puddle of his own self-rightousness and urine, but mostly urine at March 28, 2016 06:03 PM (LAe3v)

11 Not only were the intended victims Christian, the perpetrators are ALWAYS Muslim. Always

Posted by: ThunderB at March 28, 2016 06:03 PM (zOTsN)

12 Yeah I'm buying the Christians were just in the wrong place at the wrong time

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2016 06:03 PM (fizMZ)

13 Assigning blame? We're better than that.

White House spokesweasel

Posted by: mega machines at March 28, 2016 06:04 PM (fbovC)

14 This will fade quickly in the news cycle since it happened in Pakistan, which I'm sure is what the WH wants.

Posted by: brak at March 28, 2016 06:04 PM (MJuTN)

15 But we can't target the people driving fuel trucks to provide revenue for this obscenity, because values.

Posted by: pep at March 28, 2016 06:04 PM (LAe3v)

16 And people try to convince me this asshat that runs the country isn't and surrounded by Muzzies

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2016 06:05 PM (fizMZ)

17 13 Assigning blame? We're better than that.

Did we blame the Germans after Pearl Harbor ?!?!

Posted by: Josh Earnest Channels Animal House at March 28, 2016 06:06 PM (fiGNd)

18 Jamaat-ul-Ahrar, a Taliban faction that, in a sort of cosmic harmonic convergence of psychopathic assholes, supports ISIS.


Geez, what a bunch of dicks.

Posted by: C. Manson at March 28, 2016 06:06 PM (LAe3v)

19 Islam is a cancer on the civilized world.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2016 06:06 PM (8ZskC)

20 "... the majority of the victims were actually Muslims."

Christians were the targets.

Muslims were the perpetrators.

Other Muslims were collateral damage.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 28, 2016 06:07 PM (iIzG7)

21 17
13 Assigning blame? We're better than that.



Did we blame the Germans after Pearl Harbor ?!?!

Posted by: Josh Earnest Channels Animal House


Did we blame the US Air Force for the Khmer Rouge's genocide?

Oh, wait.

Posted by: NYT at March 28, 2016 06:07 PM (LAe3v)

22 cosmic harmonic convergence of psychopathic assholes,


Describes all of those "Religion" of Peace followers if You ask me.....

Posted by: donna at March 28, 2016 06:07 PM (O2RFr)

23 When all the non-muslims are dead, the threat of anti-muslim backlash will be greatly minimized.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2016 06:08 PM (8ZskC)

24 21
17

13 Assigning blame? We're better than that.





Did we blame the Germans after Pearl Harbor ?!?!



Posted by: Josh Earnest Channels Animal House

Did we blame the US Air Force for the Khmer Rouge's genocide?

Oh, wait.


Posted by: NYT


Did we blame the US military for Saddam Hussein?

Oh, wait.

Posted by: NYT at March 28, 2016 06:08 PM (LAe3v)

25 Fuck islam.

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2016 06:08 PM (YuNxF)

26 This is why they have to search around my kids school for bombs everyday. One group. Just one group and all our lives have to change. From how we travel to what to wear to where to go to how we educate

One group, less than one percent of our population, and we are forced to change our entire lives

Posted by: ThunderB at March 28, 2016 06:08 PM (zOTsN)

27 What a bunch of dicktards.

The terrorists, too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 28, 2016 06:09 PM (wB8Tg)

28 Though Earnest did acknowledge that Christians celebrating Easter were the intended targets of the bombing, he stressed that "the majority of the victims were actually Muslims."


So the savages missed the Christians and we're supposed to give them some kind of a pass?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2016 06:09 PM (8ZskC)

29 Wow, the majority of the dead and injured, in a Muslim country, were Muslims, even though the targets were Christians.

It's like a drive-by shooting in Inglewatts (where the Rams will soon be playing) -- the intended target isn't the one that most frequently gets shot up.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 28, 2016 06:09 PM (iIzG7)

30 24
21

17


13 Assigning blame? We're better than that.







Did we blame the Germans after Pearl Harbor ?!?!





Posted by: Josh Earnest Channels Animal House

Did we blame the US Air Force for the Khmer Rouge's genocide?

Oh, wait.




Posted by: NYT

Did we blame the US military for Saddam Hussein?

Oh, wait.


Did we blame the Crusaders for the fall of Constantinople?

Oh, f*** you.

Posted by: NYT at March 28, 2016 06:09 PM (LAe3v)

31 >>"the majority of the victims were actually Muslims."



NOT ONE MORE WORD ABOUT ISLAMIC TERROR ATTACKS WHERE MUSLIMS WERE HARDEST HIT!!!

*cough*

Sorry for the capsy rage, but I have had ENOUGH of this crap for the rest of my life.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2016 06:09 PM (NOIQH)

32 And as I have posted before and I will post againg the spokeshole for these terrorist fuckers is on twitter. I have complained twice and they will not suspend his account.

https://twitter.com/ehsanahrar6

This is a paki taliban group, first raising their evil heads in 2014. They have done numerous bombings over two years especially in the last few months.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 06:10 PM (iQIUe)

33 Earnest sounds like a gay guy in high school trying to sound like he likes vimen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2016 06:10 PM (mw8Dm)

34 14 This will fade quickly in the news cycle since it happened in Pakistan, which I'm sure is what the WH wants.
Posted by: brak at March 28, 2016 06:04 PM (MJuTN)

____

Brussels is already 85% down the memory hole.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 28, 2016 06:10 PM (0LHZx)

35 Army chief Gen. Raheel Sharif

Will target some subset of the problem that's not directly tied to closely to his subset of the problem until he gets too many of his own troops killed ... again.

Posted by: DaveA at March 28, 2016 06:11 PM (DL2i+)

36 Another day passes with no declaration of war on ISIS.

Posted by: navybrat at March 28, 2016 06:11 PM (8QGte)

37 As a Roman Catholic, Barack Obama realizes I have no say in this, but presently there is no more persecuted religion on Earth than Christians. This is especially true in the Middle East, where Christians are being wiped from the face of the Earth.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2016 06:11 PM (xpkI/)

38 So will this be the Muslim Atrocity of the Week or is there something bigger planned for later on?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2016 06:11 PM (8ZskC)

39 Anyone see this? Maher a douchbag, but at least he is willing to push back HARD on this crap. Who else is doing this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLIbDaqPXG8

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2016 06:12 PM (NOIQH)

40 You know muslims are primo liars. The ubama guy gets a 4.0 on that section of his eval everytime.

Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2016 06:12 PM (zLDYs)

41 The Pope probably did a shitty job washing their feet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2016 06:12 PM (8ZskC)

42 As far as I know many Jewish Synagogues and organizations have guards in France, to protect from Mormons pushing their religion.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2016 06:12 PM (fizMZ)

43 #Christian LivesMatter

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2016 06:13 PM (NOIQH)

44 The man clearly hates Christians. That's why when he had to choose a beard church, he chose one whose pastor was BFFs with Farrakhan and honored Qdaffyduck. He couldn't choose just a regular black church.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 28, 2016 06:14 PM (iLoHX)

45 One group has been slaughtering other religions for decades now. One group makes us change how we live. One group attacks the nations that welcome them. One group

Posted by: ThunderB at March 28, 2016 06:14 PM (zOTsN)

46 Is there anything with Jamaat in the title that shouldn't immediately be drone-zapped?

Posted by: DaveA at March 28, 2016 06:14 PM (DL2i+)

47 On the bright side, Barry Obama's March Madness NCAA Tournament brackets place him squarely in the 60th percentile.

You only wish you were this good on your best day, Brah!

Posted by: Fritz at March 28, 2016 06:14 PM (+E2Y7)

48 Get off your high horse -

You gotta break a few christian eggs if you want a multi-cultural omelet, Ace

Posted by: Barackhenaten I at March 28, 2016 06:15 PM (MvFEq)

49 We give kill Bin Laden, a wanted terrorist leader, and then give him a respectful an Islamic burial with no released photos.

They crucify a Catholic priest on Good Friday and bomb an Easter even for children.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2016 06:15 PM (NOIQH)

50 I missed Prager's show how Coke company and many others were going to boycott Georgia over a religious saving laws

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2016 06:15 PM (fizMZ)

51 Did they also scold us for being bigots contemplating this backlash that never seems to materialize?

Left to Obama, he would have us be as feckless as the Belgians.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 28, 2016 06:16 PM (iLoHX)

52 Well it's a damn good thing Pakistan doesn't have nukes or anything. Or it could get ugly.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 28, 2016 06:16 PM (54fi8)

53 So will this be the Muslim Atrocity of the Week or is there something bigger planned for later on?Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


We must caution about backlash against next weeks terror attack. A slim majority of Muslims are opposed to violence in the name of Islam.

Council on American Islamic Relations

Posted by: mega machines at March 28, 2016 06:16 PM (fbovC)

54 "You gotta break a few christian eggs..."

Well, that explains why it was on Easter...

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 28, 2016 06:16 PM (iIzG7)

55 Has King ShitMidas opined on whether barbarians who blow up little kids celebrating Easter are on the wrong side of history?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2016 06:16 PM (8ZskC)

56 You know all this sort of shit from the White House is going to cease immediately when Obama is gone and Hillary Clinton moves in with her gal pal Huma.

Here's a thought. Do you think Huma's mother will live at the White House the way Michelle's mother does?

Posted by: obnoxious ahole at March 28, 2016 06:17 PM (MpvuV)

57 No one is more persecuted than Muslims.

They are victimized more than blacks and LGBTQRX's.

They will always be victims. They have always been victims.

/and if they kill lots of Christians, it's only because they're victims!

Posted by: Your Betters at the MSM and in the Government at March 28, 2016 06:17 PM (MrV8Y)

58 One group has been slaughtering other religions for decades now. One group makes us change how we live. One group attacks the nations that welcome them. One group
Posted by: ThunderB at March 28, 2016 06:14 PM (zOTsN)

Methodists?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 28, 2016 06:17 PM (iLoHX)

59 POTUS strategy is denial

Posted by: ThunderB at March 28, 2016 06:17 PM (zOTsN)

60 Islam is NOT a religion and deserves zero, zip, zilch, nada protection under the constitution.

Posted by: teej at March 28, 2016 06:17 PM (Jvty4)

61 The future does not belong to those who hide chocolate eggs in the bushes.

Posted by: Barackhenaten I at March 28, 2016 06:17 PM (MvFEq)

62 ISIS does not create jobs or contribute to the economy, so I guess we won that little exchange.

Posted by: jd at March 28, 2016 06:18 PM (c2pxW)

63 59
POTUS strategy is denial

Actually, I'd say "sympathizer" or "colluder."

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at March 28, 2016 06:18 PM (MrV8Y)

64 It's not just the Muslim sympathizer. The MSM despises Christians, and would gladly give a laurel and hearty handshake to the ISIS animals if they could.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2016 06:19 PM (xpkI/)

65 "Actually, I'd say "sympathizer" or "colluder.""

Unindicted co-conspirator.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 28, 2016 06:19 PM (iIzG7)

66 It's a political philosophy

Posted by: ThunderB at March 28, 2016 06:19 PM (zOTsN)

67 "You motherf**ers."

Impeachment is off the table. So's everything else except sucking Barky's ass.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell with a Dick In His Mouth at March 28, 2016 06:19 PM (eHpnh)

68 Re: Obama's handling of persecuted Christians

We already have a US immigration statute to give refugee status to genocidal victims of religious persecution. (No more holocausts!) But we've farmed out our efforts in Syria to the UN. Persecuted Christians and the like won't go to the UN camps, because they know they'll get murdered in their sleep by Syrian Muslims. Which is why no Christian refugees come to the US.

But Obama wants to let in 100,000 Syrians, none of whom will be Christian (or Yazidi)

Add to this that Obama (and Hillary) are directly responsible for the rise of ISIS by pulling out of Iraq and arming the Syrian rebels that became ISIS.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 28, 2016 06:19 PM (r1fLd)

69 POTUS strategy is denial

Actually, I'd say "sympathizer" or "colluder."
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at March 28, 2016 06:18 PM (MrV8Y)

Hard to argue at this point.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 28, 2016 06:20 PM (iLoHX)

70 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at March 28, 2016 06:20 PM (GwIKd)

71 Actually, I'd say "sympathizer" or "colluder."

THIS

Obama is completely on board with atrocities if they're directed at Christians and westerners. His shriveled little balls just won't let him come right out and say it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2016 06:20 PM (8ZskC)

72 In all fairness, mass suicide killings in general are under-reported in the Western press when it's done in a non-West location. People in Ankara, Turkey were complaining about this last week when they were attacked by Kurdish militants (with 37 dead and 125 wounded) on March 17th, 5 days before the Brussels attack.

And in Iraq on March 25, 29 were killed and 60 injured at a soccer stadium near Baghdad, presumably by ISIS; it got a few lines in the newsfeeds for a day.

Whereas the Brussels attack continues to generate dozens of reports every day.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2016 06:20 PM (gyKtp)

73 "Pakistan's prime minister on Monday vowed to eliminate perpetrators of terror"

Paki prime ministers have been "vowing to eliminate perpetrators of terror" for decades now. Going all the way back to Zia Ul-Haq and beyond. For some odd, unaccountable reason, it never actually happens.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 28, 2016 06:20 PM (noWW6)

74 Methodists?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 28, 2016 06:17 PM (iLoHX)

Mennonites.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 28, 2016 06:20 PM (9n14Y)

75
Jamaat-ul-Ahrar's History Of Killings

http://goo.gl/kKxU9B

The terrorists themselves say they are targeting Christians and this isnt the firs time, either. This is ther 5th bombing since Dec, too.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 06:20 PM (iQIUe)

76 Compared to the actions of the British in Malaya, this seems kind of trivial.

Posted by: Barackhenaten I at March 28, 2016 06:20 PM (MvFEq)

77 Well, when your top adviser is a proud Iranian woman...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2016 06:20 PM (xpkI/)

78 Cocksucking sons of bitches. And that goes for the goatfuckers too.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2016 06:21 PM (0mRoj)

79 Barackus denies and more people gonna die.

Hope and change...what a laugh.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2016 06:21 PM (ej1L0)

80 The Clementine Colored Clown beclowning himself on WI radio this afternoon...

http://www.newstalk1130.com/onair/vicki-mckenna-29300/vicki-talks-to-donald-trump-no-14539445/

Posted by: scofflaw_x at March 28, 2016 06:22 PM (y9ZJX)

81 We wouldn't want any of that dreaded and oh so common blowback.

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2016 06:22 PM (B48dK)

82 Did they kill that priest first and then crucify the body, or just crucify him? Because crucifixion in and of itself is a particularly slow method of execution. It can take days to die. There's also an Easter festival in the Philippines in which men volunteer to be temporarily crucified for several hours as a show of devotion. They are taken down later and usually don't suffer any long-term damage, although it does look unpleasant.

Posted by: Moron Labe at March 28, 2016 06:23 PM (THkA0)

83 "People in Ankara, Turkey were complaining about this last week when they were attacked by Kurdish militants"

Or at least ostensibly by Kurdish militants.

The "deep state" in Turkey has a nasty habit of setting up false-flag ops when they need a public rationale to justify something controversial.

Erdogan has been going after the press with frightening ferocity lately. Outright shutting down critical newspapers, and what have you. All in the name of public safety, you understand.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 28, 2016 06:24 PM (noWW6)

84 Get off your high horse whitey and remember the crusades.

Posted by: President Hussein Obama at March 28, 2016 06:24 PM (LYCUN)

85 Are the political winds blowing in an ugly direction? Because 0bama already stated who he will support.

Hint: It ain't you. It's Muslims.

Posted by: mega machines at March 28, 2016 06:26 PM (fbovC)

86 77 Well, when your top adviser is a proud Iranian woman...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 28, 2016 06:20 PM (xpkI/)

Yes.

And how many voters know this?

Posted by: Golfman at March 28, 2016 06:26 PM (48QDY)

87 58
One group has been slaughtering other religions for decades now. One
group makes us change how we live. One group attacks the nations that
welcome them. One group

Posted by: ThunderB at March 28, 2016 06:14 PM (zOTsN)



Methodists?

Posted by: chique d'afrique


Did you ever look at their eyes. The thing is, they have lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye..

Posted by: pep at March 28, 2016 06:26 PM (LAe3v)

88 44 The man clearly hates Christians. That's why when he had to choose a beard church, he chose one whose pastor was BFFs with Farrakhan and honored Qdaffyduck. He couldn't choose just a regular black church.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 28, 2016 06:14 PM (iLoHX)


Interesting. The one report I saw on TFG and family going to Easter services just said it was "a historically black church", somewhere in VA.

He does love sticking his tongue out, don't he? He's the Michael Jordan of assholes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2016 06:26 PM (gyKtp)

89 Obama is completely on board with atrocities if they're directed at
Christians and westerners. His shriveled little balls just won't let
him come right out and say it.
---

Substitute "shriveled little balls" with "Soros handlers" and I think we're getting close to reality...

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at March 28, 2016 06:26 PM (MrV8Y)

90 Islam is NOT a religion and deserves zero, zip, zilch, nada protection under the constitution.

Posted by: teej at March 28, 2016 06:17 PM (Jvty4)

Right. The recognition of Islam as a religion in America should be rescinded.

Did you hear that Obama, who likes to skip funerals of great Americans, will be at the dedication of the largest mosque ever built in America? He finally found an event where he will feel comfortable.

BTW, an ette is supposed to get with you about coming out to hear my band. We're at the Rusty Bucket in Lakewood Friday night. Can't remember the nic but she sounds like a good partier.

Posted by: Zombie Don Rickles at March 28, 2016 06:27 PM (3myMJ)

91 If I were a politician, I'd be telling people I'm using the gates at the homes in DC to build the fence.

Posted by: ryukyu at March 28, 2016 06:28 PM (FuBZa)

92 Restricting immigration from countries who have large populations that are hostile to the United States is not who we are.

Posted by: Speaker Ryan at March 28, 2016 06:29 PM (LYCUN)

93 Of course more muslims were killed: It's Pakistan and Christians are only 1.5% of the population. The muslims were just collateral damage, though. Like in an omelet.

Posted by: huerfano at March 28, 2016 06:29 PM (NSb9d)

94 Vast majority of Kurds, including the ones bombing Ankara, are muslim

Posted by: ThunderB at March 28, 2016 06:30 PM (zOTsN)

95 Obama is only around for a short time now. Hezbollah, Hammas, and their allies,funded by US tax dollars, will attack southern and northern Isreal simultaneously in a last push for statehood before Obama leaves office. They needent worry, Obama will be Sec Gen of the UN soon enough. The US was too stupid to realize his intellect. But the world can be healed by only Him.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 28, 2016 06:30 PM (54fi8)

96 Though Earnest did acknowledge that Christians celebrating Easter were the intended targets of the bombing, he stressed that "the majority of the victims were actually Muslims."

See??? Christians put Muslims at risk by existing!!

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 28, 2016 06:31 PM (g6yUI)

97 "Get off your high horse whitey and remember the crusades."

Battle of Tours, where Charles Martel broke the back of massive Islamic forces that were overrunning Europe: 732 AD.

Crusades, where Europeans headed east to counter the Islamic jihad: 1096 AD to 1487 AD.

Lesson: don't start nothin', there won't BE nothin'. The Muslims were hard at work trying to conquer the civilized world long before the Crusade were an idea.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 28, 2016 06:31 PM (iIzG7)

98 Fidel mocked ShitMidas after he left Cuba just like the Iranians did. There's nothing that says international credibility like having the petty caudillo of one of the planet's Third World shitholes tape a KICK ME sign to your back on the way out.

Fucking laughingstock Barack.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 28, 2016 06:31 PM (8ZskC)

99 F**k those f**king f**kers.

Posted by: The [CENSORED] Hat at March 28, 2016 06:32 PM (vBeA5)

100 Jamaat-ul-Ahrar

****

Does anybody have a translation of this?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 28, 2016 06:32 PM (NeFrd)

101 82 Did they kill that priest first and then crucify the body, or just crucify him? Because crucifixion in and of itself is a particularly slow method of execution. It can take days to die. There's also an Easter festival in the Philippines in which men volunteer to be temporarily crucified for several hours as a show of devotion. They are taken down later and usually don't suffer any long-term damage, although it does look unpleasant.
Posted by: Moron Labe at March 28, 2016 06:23 PM (THkA0)

===========
Dont know. They arent going to turn over the body. They have crucified people before including children. From what I can tell, they suffered.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 06:32 PM (iQIUe)

102 13 Assigning blame? We're better than that.

White House spokesweasel
Posted by: mega machines at March 28, 2016 06:04 PM (fbovC)


That's not who we are.

Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2016 06:32 PM (sdi6R)

103 The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 28, 2016 06:33 PM (12kBq)

104

We have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House

Posted by: John McCain at March 28, 2016 06:33 PM (12kBq)

105 Muslim is as Muslim does.

Posted by: Forrest Schlump at March 28, 2016 06:33 PM (aRUb8)

106 >>Jamaat-ul-Ahrar

****

>Does anybody have a translation of this?


'Goat Fucking Heathens'

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2016 06:33 PM (MvFEq)

107 Fuck islam.

Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2016 06:08 PM (YuNxF)


mecca, tsar bomba. Some assembly required. You hear me yet, Vlad?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2016 06:33 PM (UsLZp)

108 I don't think the Muslim victims are necessarily collateral damage. As we saw with that poor shopkeeper in Scotland, simply being friendly to Christians will get you killed. The bastards probably saw it as a two-birds-with-one-stone deal.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 28, 2016 06:34 PM (ppaKI)

109 About 98% of Kurds identify as Muslim

Posted by: ThunderB at March 28, 2016 06:34 PM (zOTsN)

110 NC passed a law saying men can't use women's bathrooms.

ACLU is suing of course.

I do wonder though if I were to walk into a muzzy restaurant and demanded to use the women's room...would the ACLU back me up?

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 28, 2016 06:34 PM (0LHZx)

111 Hah! The lede was buried in the sidebar:

Major News: I think I fixed the blog clock. Maybe.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2016 06:35 PM (1xUj/)

112 "I do wonder though if I were to walk into a muzzy restaurant and demanded to use the women's room...would the ACLU back me up?"

No, but they'll pass the hat to buy you a really nice headstone.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 28, 2016 06:35 PM (iIzG7)

113 Rule 1 of dhimmitude : In any conflict, Muslims are always the victims , and the victors, and must be awarded compensation.

Posted by: @votermom at March 28, 2016 06:35 PM (nbrY/)

114 In addition to the Sunni/Shia civil war

You have the Arab/Persian/Turkic split

The one thing these warring peoples all have in common, is islam

Posted by: ThunderB at March 28, 2016 06:35 PM (zOTsN)

115 Major News: I think I fixed the blog clock. Maybe.


First, get a hammer.

Posted by: Ahmad the Goat Fucking Inventor at March 28, 2016 06:36 PM (8ZskC)

116 111 Success!

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2016 06:36 PM (B48dK)

117 though they also claimed they didn't intend to kill women and children, just Christian men.

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The bombs were placed where the swings were and were filled with women and children - not men.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 06:36 PM (iQIUe)

118 The Mumbai killers were also being directed from Lahore.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2016 06:36 PM (gyKtp)

119 11
Not only were the intended victims Christian, the perpetrators are ALWAYS Muslim. Always

Posted by: ThunderB at March 28, 2016 06:03 PM (zOTsN)

For now. If mine are killed in a terrorist attack, I'm walking myself into the nearest CAIR office. The rest I'll leave to your imagination.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 28, 2016 06:36 PM (43OZ6)

120 I do wonder though if I were to walk into a muzzy restaurant and demanded to use the women's room...would the ACLU back me up?

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 28, 2016 06:34 PM (0LHZx)

No, but they would come to your funeral

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2016 06:36 PM (mw8Dm)

121 "The one thing these warring peoples all have in common, is islam"

Satan's house is divided against itself, and cannot stand. Hallelujah.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 28, 2016 06:36 PM (iIzG7)

122 The most beautiful sound in the world is Bitch McConnell sharting on command. Just for me.

Posted by: King Barky at March 28, 2016 06:37 PM (eHpnh)

123 110 NC passed a law saying men can't use women's bathrooms.

ACLU is suing of course.

I do wonder though if I were to walk into a muzzy restaurant and demanded to use the women's room...would the ACLU back me up?

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 28, 2016 06:34 PM (0LHZx)

It's more complex than that.

Charlotte passed a law extended "anti discrimination laws" to bathrooms. So if a store owner or the YMCA asks a man to leave the girls bathroom / locker room, he can be fined or arrested.

So the state of NC passed a law saying "municipalities can't pass laws changing the states definition of discrimination."

And the left went ape shit.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 28, 2016 06:38 PM (AkOaV)

124 About 98% of Kurds identify as Muslim

Posted by: ThunderB at March 28, 2016 06:34 PM

The Kurds are solid. The problem is that there isn't enough Muslim's like the Kurds to rid the world of these evil scum.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2016 06:38 PM (btH0m)

125
PAKISTAN ARMY SECURITY RAIDS: There are reports that the 5 security raids carried out after midnight netted 50 of these assholes.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 06:39 PM (iQIUe)

126 New York Mets right-hander Matt Harvey is dealing with an undisclosed medical issue that may place his Opening Day start on Sunday in jeopardy.

General manager Sandy Alderson declined to specify the issue, other than to say it was not related to an elbow or shoulder or anything else orthopedic. Harvey reported the issue to Mets personnel early Monday after a symptom unexpectedly arose, Alderson added.

My money is on VD or he got his schlong hurt during rough sex

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2016 06:39 PM (mw8Dm)

127 108 I don't think the Muslim victims are necessarily collateral damage. As we saw with that poor shopkeeper in Scotland, simply being friendly to Christians will get you killed. The bastards probably saw it as a two-birds-with-one-stone deal.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 28, 2016 06:34 PM (ppaKI)

That has the ring of truth to it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2016 06:39 PM (gyKtp)

128 Presdent Obama is right and that we need toall get behind Senater sanders for the next presdent of untited states. Bush lied and Sanator Sanders can fix the problems presdent oblama could not fix. Lets all gets behing Bernie and fix this country that Bush screwed up !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 28, 2016 06:39 PM (KRuzk)

129 And in Iraq on March 25, 29 were killed and 60 injured at a soccer stadium near Baghdad, presumably by ISIS; it got a few lines in the newsfeeds for a day.

Whereas the Brussels attack continues to generate dozens of reports every day.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2016 06:20 PM (gyKtp)


Muzz on muzz killings? BFD; it's what they do. Muzz on Westerners? Cuts closer to the heart, it does.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2016 06:39 PM (UsLZp)

130 Young women don't really need that thing that rhymes with 'Dolores'.

Precedent Barack Seinfeld 0bama

Posted by: mega machines at March 28, 2016 06:40 PM (fbovC)

131 From the ONT
Theater Of Blood (1973) with Vincent Price and the lovely Diana Rigg
On Comet, someone alert Maet

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2016 06:40 PM (fizMZ)

132 The terrorist asshole also bragged about a car bomb that killed Americans on Mar 3.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 06:40 PM (iQIUe)

133 Earnest and Obama cannot even say ISIS. To them, it's ISIL.

Fookin posers.

They both need fundamental transformations of their mortal selves.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 28, 2016 06:40 PM (U6f54)

134 72 In all fairness, mass suicide killings in general are under-reported in the Western press when it's done in a non-West location.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 28, 2016 06:20 PM (gyKtp)


I disagree that we should chastise ourselves for caring more about an Easter bombing of Christians by Muslims than another incident in which Muslims bombed some other Muslims.

It has everything to do with the motive of the attackers. And the inherent disease of Islam.

We don't go on for days when they turn other Muslim's bodies into human confetti because it's an isolated problem that they ought to deal with themselves.

When Muslims go on Jihad against the West or against other religions, then we share much, much more in common with those targets.

In 2006, Azahari Husin, a jemaah islamiyah bomb maker, was killed 15 minutes from my house in Java. He had accomplices and reportedly 200 bombs in the house when he was killed.

My family could easily have been at a Christmas service he was intending to bomb later that year. So I may be a little jaded in my responses.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 28, 2016 06:41 PM (7NKH4)

135 There has been a Muzzy civil war going on for like 1600 years, it isn't going to stop anytime soon.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2016 06:41 PM (fizMZ)

136
The Kurds are solid. The problem is that there isn't enough Muslim's like the Kurds to rid the world of these evil scum.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 28, 2016 06:38 PM (btH0m)

I don't know why we think the Kurds are solid. They are the enemy of our enemy in Iraq, but they're also suicide bombing and shooting up Turkey.

And I don't see why anyone thinks they will be our allies if they defeat the Turks and Iraqis and get their own country.

Historically, they were the foot soldiers of the Ottoman empire (Turks) and they did a lot of beheading and normal rape and pillage and whatnot against the Arabs... thus the mutual dislike there.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 28, 2016 06:42 PM (AkOaV)

137
This group uses and info can be found under the hashtag #TTPJA.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 06:42 PM (iQIUe)

138 "The Kurds are solid. The problem is that there isn't enough Muslim's like the Kurds to rid the world of these evil scum."

There's even more of a difference than that. When I was in Baghdad, and the "call to prayer" sounded, people dropped wherever they were, faced the Qaaba, and went nose-first to the pavement.

When I was in Erbil, up in the Kurdish part of Iraq, and the "call to prayer" sounded, one or two people looked around, and life went on. The Kurds may be Muslims, but they don't hold to it the way Arabic Muslims south of them do.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 28, 2016 06:42 PM (iIzG7)

139 The guy says ISIL because that's what they want, for them to rule over ghe Levant which includes Isreal.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2016 06:43 PM (fizMZ)

140 "Major News: I think I fixed the blog clock. Maybe."

#twohours

Posted by: torquewrench at March 28, 2016 06:43 PM (noWW6)

141 Or at least ostensibly by Kurdish militants.

The "deep state" in Turkey has a nasty habit of setting up false-flag ops when they need a public rationale to justify something controversial.



Just saw on a Krautish video that the Turks and Kurds clashed this weekend with 30 dead, mostly PKK. Each side claims to have lost a few hundred men in the last few months.

There's been an ostensible cease-fire for two years but that seems to be ceasing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2016 06:43 PM (1xUj/)

142 Beheading. Normal rape. Pillage. And rape.

Posted by: Mustapha Kunt at March 28, 2016 06:43 PM (eHpnh)

143 How long must we wait before our Low Information President finally gets around to trying to close the ball bearing show loophole.

And isn't it about time that we enact some common-sense ball bearing safety legislation?

Posted by: Furious George at March 28, 2016 06:43 PM (3GAnN)

144 I hope the Pakistani authorities go medieval on the bombers, I do.

Posted by: @votermom at March 28, 2016 06:44 PM (nbrY/)

145 sock away

Posted by: Meremortal, back at March 28, 2016 06:44 PM (3myMJ)

146 "Major News: I think I fixed the blog clock."


Good.

Now set the Alarm for sometime before Noon.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2016 06:44 PM (MvFEq)

147
Moron Labe: About a year ago, isis was crucifying people right & left and posting photos of the victims.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 06:44 PM (iQIUe)

148 Why are you people so stooped? We are in this mess because Bush lied and started two illegal wars that Presdent Obama had to end..........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 28, 2016 06:45 PM (KRuzk)

149 The animosity between the Turks and Kurds is bitter and goes back a long way. The Turks had a similar problem with the Armenians a while back...

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 28, 2016 06:46 PM (ppaKI)

150 Time test 1851hrs

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2016 06:48 PM (fizMZ)

151 Major News: I think I fixed the blog clock.




CST Check 5:51 pm

Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2016 06:48 PM (Kq2SQ)

152 All of this "LETS ARM THE KURDS!" stuff kind of reminds me of the "LETS ARM THE MUJAHEDDIN AGAINST THE SOVIETS IN AFGHANISTAN!" stuff from '80s.

Like yeah... I guess I see it. But can also have all kinds of unanticipated side effects and probably won't really sway anything.

And the Kurds have zero interest in fighting ISIS in Sunni Arab towns. They're interested in defending their territory and getting independence from Turkey and Iraq.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 28, 2016 06:48 PM (AkOaV)

153 I'd chime in with an opinion here, but my country's State Department might blame the next murderous rampage on the 154th comment made in an early-evening Ace of Spades HQ thread, and I really don't want those people's deaths on my conscience.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 28, 2016 06:49 PM (kQ5yx)

154 Major News: I think I fixed the blog clock. Maybe.

So you finally swallowed your pride and called in Clock Boy Ahmed. Good for you.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 28, 2016 06:49 PM (R+30W)

155 The Turks had a similar problem with the Armenians a while back...

Everything that guy just said is bullshit!

Posted by: My Cousin Turk at March 28, 2016 06:49 PM (LYCUN)

156 It's been generally 3 minutes off, sometimes 5 minutes. But 3 is within normal procedure

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2016 06:51 PM (fizMZ)

157 Sunni, Shia, Kurds, Armenians,

KInda makes Mets vs Yankees seem rather mild ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2016 06:52 PM (mw8Dm)

158 >>But 3 is within normal procedure


Anything over 40 seconds is just showing off.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2016 06:52 PM (MvFEq)

159 These people are really awful and horrible. And by "people" I mean the Obama administration.

Posted by: sinalco at March 28, 2016 06:52 PM (yODqO)

160 Backlashhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Wherrrrrrre are youuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 28, 2016 06:54 PM (hlMPp)

161
BREAKING: #ISIS said planning imminent attack on Turkey #Jewish school

http://toi.sr/1VQlU6u via @timesofisrael

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 06:54 PM (iQIUe)

162 They set off their bomb in a kiddie park because they didn't intend to kill any kids or women?

In addition to being f*cking depraved murderers and liars, they're also pretty damn stupid.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 28, 2016 06:55 PM (df5V4)

163 Kid across the street is driving a lawn mower around and around in circles. Not mowing just making noise.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2016 06:56 PM (vvmPQ)

164 though they also claimed they didn't intend to kill women and children, just Christian men.

=============
The bombs were placed where the swings were and were filled with women and children - not men.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 28, 2016 06:36 PM (iQIUe)


Christian men are pussies and hang out at the swings.

I guess it's on us to prove otherwise and de-Islamify the West.

Posted by: ReactionaryMonster Bravely supporting kittens at March 28, 2016 06:56 PM (uURQL)

165 "We will bring them to justice.' I'm for the guy that says we arrested 50 terrorists at 5:00pm and justice was administered at 5:01.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 28, 2016 06:56 PM (yC3cm)

166 160 Backlashhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Wherrrrrrre are youuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
______________________

Believe me, I'm coming.

And when I get here, I will be a most fearsome thing to behold.

Posted by: Backlash Against Murdering Muzzie Scum at March 28, 2016 06:56 PM (df5V4)

167 109
About 98% of Kurds identify as Muslim

Posted by: ThunderB at March 28, 2016 06:34 PM (zOTsN)

But they're not Muslim, Muslims

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at March 28, 2016 06:57 PM (aRUb8)

168 Did you ever find it strange that Obama has never called for the Kurds to have their own country, you know, like he does for the Palestinians. While the CIA and the DOD fight each other in Syria, the Kurds are the only reliable anti-isis force. But don't piss off Turkey, Trump is right about NATO. A realignment is needed, and if you have cut troops so low that you can't protect your own country, well then, that's your fault and I should not pay for your security. And by the way, all these countries have mandatory public service, 18-24 mos. If the young like socialism so much, why aren't they asking for the same here?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 28, 2016 06:57 PM (54fi8)

169 Obama has been a Muslim (definite), is a Muslim (quite probably) and will continue to be a Muslim(definitely again). Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Dirks strewn at March 28, 2016 06:57 PM (QdAXQ)

170 163 Kid across the street is driving a lawn mower around and around in circles. Not mowing just making noise.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2016 06:56 PM (vvmPQ)

++++

Guess you can't just tell him to get off your lawn.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 28, 2016 06:57 PM (R+30W)

171 Nood

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2016 06:57 PM (fizMZ)

172 These absolute idiots truly believe that these attacks are our fault. That our imperialism, arrogance, and neglect has alienated them to an understandable rage. And that just as Israel does, we will need to accept a certain amount of terrorism in our midst as atonement for who we are. And that we are cowards. Why, more Americans are killed falling off bicycles in a day here than ISIS has ever killed.

Posted by: RM at March 28, 2016 06:58 PM (U3LtS)

173 Just when will it ever be islam's fault when muslims maim and murder in the name of islam?

When?

I'll just sit here on my tuffet waiting for that while I listen to the sound of moonbats chanting,

"islam is a religion of peace. muslims are the good guys. It's our fault they do bad things."

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at March 28, 2016 06:58 PM (kXoT0)

174 Of course they intended to kill women and children. They always prey on the most vulnerable, it's their SOP. Beslan, Boko Haram murdering Christian school children in their sleep, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2016 06:58 PM (NOIQH)

175 BREAKING: #ISIS said planning imminent attack on Turkey #Jewish school


Which of course begs the question: What the fuck are Jews still doing in Turkey?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2016 06:58 PM (mw8Dm)

176 Guess you can't just tell him to get off your lawn.



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 28, 2016 06:57 PM (R+30W)


He should run out of gas soon.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2016 06:58 PM (vvmPQ)

177 Islam should be removed from the face of the earth. Every single member.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 28, 2016 06:58 PM (AroJD)

178 "Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2016 06:12 PM (NOIQH)"

To be fair to Maher, he's an asshole, but he's always been pretty consistent on this. IIRC he either kicked 9/11 truthers out of his audience or mocked them relentlessly, and he's always been very realistic about Islam. Basically, he thinks all religions are stupid, but only one of them is committing atrocities on an almost daily basis.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at March 28, 2016 06:59 PM (4/i9Y)

179 Brussels Bomber Was 'Migrant Rights Activist' Who Lived Next Door To EU

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zhzsdsj

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 28, 2016 06:59 PM (g6yUI)

180 And scariest of all, we are on iron rails to elect another liberal President who believes everything in my post above.

Posted by: RM at March 28, 2016 06:59 PM (U3LtS)

181 >>Which of course begs the question: What the fuck are Jews still doing in Turkey?


We never did have the best sense of direction...

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2016 06:59 PM (MvFEq)

182 169 Obama has been a Muslim (definite), is a Muslim (quite probably) and will continue to be a Muslim(definitely again). Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Dirks strewn

Also a coke-snorting, effete smoker.

Who or what he smokes is none of my business.

Posted by: Dirks strewn at March 28, 2016 06:59 PM (QdAXQ)

183 He should run out of gas soon.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 28, 2016 06:58 PM (vvmPQ)

++++

There's always spike strips.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 28, 2016 07:00 PM (R+30W)

184 "they also claimed they didn't intend to kill women and children"

Really? The maniac wearing must have had bad aim. He killed 36 children.

Posted by: Wendy at March 28, 2016 07:00 PM (2wrRG)

185 Gotta try out the new, improved clock setting.


Posted by: Emmie at March 28, 2016 07:00 PM (rRHdN)

186 How about the Catholic priest that the muzzie scum kidnapped and crucified in Yemen.

Was he muslim as well?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 28, 2016 07:00 PM (df5V4)

187 Other Muslims were collateral damage.
Posted by: Qoheleth at March 28, 2016 06:07 PM (iIzG7)

muslims are alway OK with other muslims being collateral damage--because martyrs=instant heaven=72 virgins...eleventy

I do like the Facebook meme that I have been seeing which goes:

muslims: forget about the 72 virgins in heaven thing because Bowie and Lemmy are dead, so there are no virgins left there anymore

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at March 28, 2016 07:00 PM (kXoT0)

188 I know we'really all just a bunch of racists for thinking he's a terrorist sympathizing secret commie muslim, but what exactly would he do differently if he was?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 28, 2016 07:04 PM (sqpGi)

189 Dustoff and administer the hoof and mouth disease cure from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2016 07:05 PM (knN6T)

190 The Jewish community in Izmir, Turkey is one of the oldest in the world

Is that where they are planning an attack?

Posted by: ThunderB at March 28, 2016 07:06 PM (zOTsN)

191 I wonder how many solid American Christians would not mind joining a Christian mercenary league and actually paying our own way over there to fucking kill some of these assholes. Maybe the Koch brothers would pay for some private close air support.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2016 07:19 PM (knN6T)

192 Satan founded Islam.

I'd love for someone to try to convince me otherwise.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2016 07:21 PM (knN6T)

193 Maybe next time people will think twice about voting in somebody who thinks that "anybody who steps out of line gets their head sawed off of their body!" is a good idea.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 28, 2016 07:32 PM (Vevy5)

194 Sharkman @ 192-
al-lat, al-uzza, and Mannat. They were allah's sisters/brothers/daughters/sons, and co-'gods'. Seems allah was the one the 'archangel' (lucifer) told mohamad was the designated 'god'. Look it up.

Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2016 07:35 PM (zLDYs)

195 Thanks, Eromero.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2016 07:36 PM (knN6T)

196 192 Satan founded Islam.

I'd love for someone to try to convince me otherwise.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2016 07:21 PM (knN6T)


Unquestionably.

Read the accounts of Muhammad's first encounter with the Jinn who choked him and demanded he "recite."

Muhammad himself was initially convinced he had encountered Satan, until his wife talked him out of it.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 28, 2016 07:38 PM (7NKH4)

197 Lets all gets behing Bernie and fix this country that Bush screwed up !!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 28, 2016 06:39 PM

why don't you self-deport to Cuba where the govt is more to your liking? It would be paradise, just ask M Moore about the wunnderful healthcare.

Posted by: Farmer at March 28, 2016 07:45 PM (o/90i)

198 Very late to comment on this but I had to.

You motherf**kers. Sums it up perfectly

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 28, 2016 07:56 PM (45oDG)

199 Let's face it.

Barack Obama is Christianophobe

Posted by: James T Kirk at March 28, 2016 08:11 PM (e8kgV)

200 barry...take this quarter , go down town and have a rat knaw that thing off your face....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEt5dEOcW0I#action=share

Posted by: Uncle Buck at March 28, 2016 08:19 PM (k9nOA)

201 Army chief Gen. Raheel Sharif promised Pakistan "will never allow these savage nonhumans to overrun our life and liberty."


He means JOOOSSS, right?

Posted by: Progressive at March 28, 2016 08:25 PM (4CPUo)

202 President Obama Next Week Will Open The Largest American Mosque In The World Built Here In The U.S. He Will Be Accompanied By Antichrist Erdogan of Turkey And Together Will Enjoy The Sounds Of Allahu-Akbar

Posted by: James T Kirk at March 28, 2016 08:58 PM (e8kgV)

203 53% approval rating.

Posted by: Man without a country at March 28, 2016 09:06 PM (tNHMW)

204 I haven't read through the comments yet, so apologies if it has already been mentioned. I heard the blowhard in chief talking about the great contributions Muslims have made to this country, blah, blah, blah once again in as he was defending his foreign policy or lack thereof.

I enjoyed The Martian last night and couldn't help but think of how he destroyed space exploration and innovation. In my book, he's a criminal.

Now I will go up thread and read.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at March 28, 2016 09:09 PM (QYKC+)

205 I'd call Obama a practicing fellatio artiste--except he's not that good. OTOH he is a practiced liar.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 28, 2016 09:20 PM (Sda6L)

206 Satan founded Islam.

I'd love for someone to try to convince me otherwise.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 28, 2016 07:21 PM (knN6T)

This x 1,000,000.

It is satanic to hate and kill indiscriminately.

To torture, mutilate, rape and oppress.

This is the (temporary) work of satan.

Posted by: Lurking lurker. at March 28, 2016 09:39 PM (O108X)

207 And yet this cocksucker has an approval rating of 53 percent, per Rasmussen.

And I'm supposed to be worried about Trump or Hillary? We're already done like dinner.

Posted by: Greg Marmalard at March 29, 2016 12:18 AM (3KE2m)

208 134 Texas Dan
Where are you?

I live in Bali.

Longtime Indonesia hand

Posted by: Stonefree2rant at March 29, 2016 05:04 AM (CDK9Y)

209 Hate to keep Kissy and Kissy up all night, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

Posted by: gozer at March 29, 2016 05:18 AM (4v//R)

210 Perhaps the whitehouse is suggesting that it is unsafe for ANYONE to socialize or be near Christians. Shunning should occur to remain safe from the headhackers

Posted by: Judith at March 29, 2016 10:04 AM (ZZTp3)

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Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat