TGIF Friday Morning News Dump (3/25/16) [Misanthropic Humanitarian]

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1 First?

Posted by: Serenity Now! at March 25, 2016 07:05 AM (BDZWU)

2 We're free!

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 07:06 AM (fizMZ)

3 Brackets everywhere. Huh...

Posted by: Bitter Jamie Farr at March 25, 2016 07:06 AM (qYDgA)

4

DAY 1,235

228 to go (301 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mario's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:06 AM (p4UlV)

5 Second

Posted by: Snicklefirst at March 25, 2016 07:06 AM (aOqpx)

6 Cinco

Posted by: blogforce one at March 25, 2016 07:06 AM (iS8Z/)

7 Uncle Joe doubled down on his Biden rule in 2005, many D's agreed

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 07:07 AM (fizMZ)

8
As to the Congo, looks like every cannibal there just got short-dicked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:07 AM (p4UlV)

9 [no primary stuff]

Now that's some funny stuff right there, considering the sidebar.

Posted by: Bitter Jamie Farr at March 25, 2016 07:08 AM (qYDgA)

10 [ no primary coolant]

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2016 07:08 AM (ptqRm)

11 8
As to the Congo, looks like every cannibal there just got short-dicked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:07 AM (p4UlV)

You say that is it were a bad thing, Mr. Sefton.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 07:08 AM (voOPb)

12 Skip was second, my bad.

Posted by: Snicklefirst at March 25, 2016 07:09 AM (aOqpx)

13 g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 25, 2016 07:09 AM (ZQfW9)

14 [I guess we are just bad children that need guidance]

Posted by: Bitter Jamie Farr at March 25, 2016 07:10 AM (qYDgA)

15 Test:



Muzzie groups are seeking a million new muzzie voters to prevent Trump or Cruz from becoming President. The fact that they have more than a million new muzzies to go after should scare the bejesus out of Americans. They are urging the use of Mosques to register voters. Do they know this is illegal and should cause the Mosque to lose tax exempt status? Probably, but while Democrats are in charge they are not worried.


http://tinyurl.com/zhz58gr

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2016 07:11 AM (vvmPQ)

16 If Barak could pull a Nguesso he would in a heart beat.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 07:11 AM (fizMZ)

17 [it's not worth the effort]

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 25, 2016 07:11 AM (rwI+c)

18
What's with the [brackets]?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:11 AM (p4UlV)

19 No love lost for Gerry, but please mind your epithets.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:10 AM (p4UlV)


I thought that is his name?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:11 AM (mw8Dm)

20 So what's this about Cruz and his girlfriends?

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 07:11 AM (Zs4uk)

21 Trying out my new truth in advertising nic for any political commentary I may make.

Thanks for the links Mis Hum.

Posted by: GnuBreed TC>>DT>>>>HC/BS at March 25, 2016 07:11 AM (gyKtp)

22
No love lost for Gerry, but please mind your epithets.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:10 AM (p4UlV)

Did I spell something wrong?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:12 AM (mw8Dm)

23 Brussels bombers were on US watch list

I must say, having a 'watch list' is turning into a valuable resource for the government. What would we do without it?

Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 07:12 AM (fbovC)

24 It appears the auto-delete function is not turned on here.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2016 07:12 AM (vvmPQ)

25 When Baltimore was burning Geraldo said the solution to the problem was for the feds to pay young black men to take care of their children.

No joke.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 25, 2016 07:12 AM (LYCUN)

26 I'm sure it's hard to monitor comments, but c'mon...


There has got to be another way.



Vic news got decimated on the ONT

Just one example

[]

Posted by: Bitter Jamie Farr at March 25, 2016 07:12 AM (qYDgA)

27 I must say, having a 'watch list' is turning into a valuable resource for the government. What would we do without it?
Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 07:12 AM (fbovC)

Watch the pot boil

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:12 AM (mw8Dm)

28 17 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2016 07:11 AM (vvmPQ)


At some point in the last 7+ years, we ceased being a nation of laws. Maybe even earlier, says the cynic in me, but for sure over the past 7+.

Sickening.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:12 AM (p4UlV)

29 25 Did I spell something wrong?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:12 AM (mw8Dm)

You know I love you.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:14 AM (p4UlV)

30 That Israeli Soldier is going to be crucified

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:14 AM (mw8Dm)

31 Did I spell something wrong?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:12 AM (mw8Dm)

You know I love you.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:14 AM (p4UlV)


By the way THAT is how that asshole ( asshole ok? ) self identifies.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:14 AM (mw8Dm)

32 Good morning!

Today's election forecast:

President - No change from yesterday, Trump still trails Clinton by 11.4.

Senate - Cook has moved 2 races from lean Republican to Toss up. Toomey and Portman are now considered 50/50 to retain their seats. This puts the total number of toss ups at 7. I'm going to give the Dems the half and call it a D+4 pickup.

D+4, Senate becomes tied.

House - No change, D+6, GOP hold.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 07:15 AM (gwSAc)

33 If Scalia was alive that Little Sisters of the Poor case would be over in favor of the Nuns.


If Republicans allow Obama to cram another ideological hack in there it will be over in favor of political though and not the law. And the Nuns will lose.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2016 07:16 AM (vvmPQ)

34 By the way THAT is how that asshole ( asshole ok? ) self identifies.


[no sphincter stuff]

Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 07:16 AM (fbovC)

35 35 Good morning!

Today's election forecast:

President - No change from yesterday, Trump still trails Clinton by 11.4.

Senate - Cook has moved 2 races from lean Republican to Toss up. Toomey and Portman are now considered 50/50 to retain their seats. This puts the total number of toss ups at 7. I'm going to give the Dems the half and call it a D+4 pickup.

D+4, Senate becomes tied.

House - No change, D+6, GOP hold.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 07:15 AM (gwSAc)


There's a difference between D and R?

Posted by: Bitter Jamie Farr at March 25, 2016 07:16 AM (qYDgA)

36 20
What's with the [brackets]?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:11 AM (p4UlV)

==============
Censorship. It started on the ONT and it appears to have continued to the dump.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 07:16 AM (iQIUe)

37 If Scalia was alive that Little Sisters of the Poor case would be over in favor of the Nuns.


If Republicans allow Obama to cram another ideological hack in there it will be over in favor of political though and not the law. And the Nuns will lose.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2016 07:16 AM (vvmPQ)


Yup

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:17 AM (mw8Dm)

38 Between all these "rules" I keep hearing about, these brackets, and mentions about a sidebar that my phone doesn't show ... what's going on ?

Posted by: ScoggDog - Boorish Child at March 25, 2016 07:18 AM (zfvHs)

39
They are going to piss off Vic!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 07:18 AM (iQIUe)

40 If I can't curse and be vulgar I can't be me.

Whether I'm right or whether I'm wrong
Whether I find a place in this world or never belong
I gotta be me, I've gotta be me
What else can I be but what I am
I want to live, not merely survive
And I won't give up this dream
Of life that keeps me alive
I gotta be me, I gotta be me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:19 AM (mw8Dm)

41
Karadzic gets 40 years in prison and Iran gets a nuke.

Okay . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:19 AM (p4UlV)

42 20


What's with the [brackets]?



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:11 AM (p4UlV)

Take a look at MY news dump on the ONT. And some of the other posts.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2016 07:19 AM (vvmPQ)

43 Vic news got decimated on the ONT"

One out of ten was killed to punish the others? Wow. Glad I don't hang out on ONTs.

Oh, and Vic - "if" the GOP bends over to O'bumbles?

If???

It's "when"

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 25, 2016 07:19 AM (C9pBZ)

44 [No butt stuff?]

Posted by: Sad Obama at March 25, 2016 07:20 AM (LYCUN)

45 34 By the way THAT is how that asshole ( asshole ok? ) self identifies.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:14 AM (mw8Dm)


He uses those words on the air? Well, alrighty them!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:20 AM (p4UlV)

46 Morning horde. I feel like crap. Is this the day Cruz goes down?

Posted by: freaked at March 25, 2016 07:20 AM (BO/km)

47 Hmm, I left the ONT after midnight last night. Everyone was behaving.

Without checking, I'm going to guess something happened.

Could we get a brief set of rules on what we can't talk about today?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 07:20 AM (gwSAc)

48 I did not have sexual relations with those womenz

Posted by: Ted Cruz at March 25, 2016 07:20 AM (DEJix)

49 Tracey Emin: With a face like that, only a rock could stay stiff.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 25, 2016 07:21 AM (1ijHg)

50 By the way this is Good Friday right? So Happy Good Friday to all my Christian Pals out there.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:21 AM (mw8Dm)

51 He uses those words on the air? Well, alrighty them!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:20 AM (p4UlV)


What he says, and What I hear are 2 different things.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:22 AM (mw8Dm)

52 Boston sports radio and my FB feed are filled with National Enquirer story on Cruz having multiple affairs with everyone from Trump's spokeswoman to a Fiorina staffer.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2016 07:22 AM (2cS/G)

53 Morning horde. I feel like crap. Is this the day Cruz goes down?


What? No Brackets?


I need my safe space.



Oh! The Huge Manatee!

Posted by: Bitter Jamie Farr at March 25, 2016 07:22 AM (qYDgA)

54 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:14 AM (mw8Dm)

NGU has been on a bad vocabulary kick last night and this morning.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 07:22 AM (voOPb)

55 39 Censorship. It started on the ONT and it appears to have continued to the dump.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 07:16 AM (iQIUe)

No it is not here. The "test" I posted above is one that was deleted on the ONT from my news links.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2016 07:23 AM (vvmPQ)

56 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:20 AM (p4UlV)


By the way I am only mostly kidding...it's just with that ******* I often lose it.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:23 AM (mw8Dm)

57 G'mornin Horde !

[nice fresh hell today, eh ?]

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 25, 2016 07:23 AM (gUoN4)

58 Boston sports radio and my FB feed are filled with National Enquirer story on Cruz having multiple affairs with everyone from Trump's spokeswoman to a Fiorina staffer.

He'll never top Liz Hurley.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 25, 2016 07:24 AM (LYCUN)

59 >>Between all these "rules" I keep hearing about, these brackets, and mentions about a sidebar that my phone doesn't show ... what's going on ?

Doesn't seem all that complicated. Maet doesn't want primary fights in the ONT and has a script that deletes references to things primary.

As to the sidebar, I think ace has been pretty open with his distaste for Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2016 07:24 AM (/tuJf)

60 I give the NE Cruz story the same weight I did the NYT's 'McCain Affair' story.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at March 25, 2016 07:24 AM (oVJmc)

61 I was on the ONT most of the night and didn't think it was that bad. Evidently teh roolz have tightened considerably.

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2016 07:24 AM (CL5j3)

62 I haven't censored anyone. Yet.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 07:24 AM (voOPb)

63
The Long Good Friday....

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 07:25 AM (iQIUe)

64 Maet doesn't want primary fights in the ONT and has a script that deletes references to things primary.


I had a crush on my 2nd grade teacher in primary school....my 3rd grade teacher not so much, she wass a witch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:25 AM (mw8Dm)

65 Looks like "Lying Ted" has a Jared Fogle or Gary Hart/John Edwards/Bill Clinton/Bill Cosby problem. Pass the popcorn!

Posted by: John Falco at March 25, 2016 07:25 AM (pZyrD)

66 Regarding the Cruz BS (assuming this point is allowed, since it isn't about the election?)...

This is the damned if you do, damned if you don't dilemma that has been put in front of any man running for office, especially on the GOP side.

If you don't hire women and put them in positions of authority, you are a misogynist (see "Binders full of women").

If you do put women in a position of authority, eventually someone will accuse you of having an affair with one of them.

Happened to me back in the 90s. I promoted two women into leadership positions. Within 3 months the rumors were flying that I was having affairs with both of them.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 07:25 AM (gwSAc)

67 Jeez, this Emin broad makes Lena Dunham look stable and rational by comparison.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:26 AM (p4UlV)

68 On the bright side of the rancor, I'm getting more done at work now. Which is screwing with my normal mode of stickin' it to The Man.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 25, 2016 07:26 AM (rwI+c)

69 By the way this is Good Friday right?"

Hmm. Was on Kodiak for the little tremor on GF a few years (ok, decades) back.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 25, 2016 07:26 AM (C9pBZ)

70 Are we still in East Germany, comrades?


Posted by: Falco at March 25, 2016 07:26 AM (YpQpo)

71 I tried to make this comment in the ONT, but got bracketed. Let's see about now.

I've been thinking quite a bit about Trump and the tweet (retweet?) he did yesterday with the side-by-side images of Heidi Cruz and Melania. Let's face it, this man is extremely childish. Dangerously so. So much in fact, that I would now have a very hard time pulling the lever for him in Nov. Ego maniacal, narcissistic and childish has just dialed up to 11 with this man. Second only to the JEF, and only barely. Whatever goodwill he had with me is evaporated after yesterday.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2016 07:26 AM (pVkEV)

72 "Lost Emails Discovered." They were just lost. For once, I would like to see an honest headline.

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2016 07:26 AM (GgxVX)

73
And the trolls are out, ladies and germs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:26 AM (p4UlV)

74 Hum???

So Ace is worried that trump is for censorship, so we are starting censorship here to get a head start on the process? Sounds like a plan to me?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:26 AM (mw8Dm)

75 Within 3 months the rumors were flying that I was having affairs with both of them.

So. Were they hot?

Posted by: freaked at March 25, 2016 07:26 AM (BO/km)

76 I think we all know how little credibility the National Enquirer has regarding politicians sexual affairs

Posted by: John Edwards at March 25, 2016 07:27 AM (DEJix)

77 Sniff sniff...oh that smell is Fredo landing back in America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:27 AM (mw8Dm)

78 Last night's gigantic burrito at "La Botana" has returned to haunt me.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 07:27 AM (1zS3A)

79 [No weasel molestation]

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at March 25, 2016 07:28 AM (QlyN5)

80 Does Trump own the National Inquirer YET?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:28 AM (mw8Dm)

81 Looks like "Lying Ted" has a Jared Fogle or Gary Hart/John Edwards/Bill Clinton/Bill Cosby problem. Pass the popcorn!

--

Before you pass the popcorn, it might behoove you to have some proof.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2016 07:28 AM (pVkEV)

82 Anyone else saying "Hail Mary" when they click "Post"?

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2016 07:28 AM (CL5j3)

83 59 By the way I am only mostly kidding...it's just with that ******* I often lose it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:23 AM (mw8Dm)


He's only one out of hundreds. There's nothing left to lose if I lost it for all of the momzers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:28 AM (p4UlV)

84 [No paramecium fingering]

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at March 25, 2016 07:29 AM (QlyN5)

85 It seems only posts with the word


[TRUMP]


Are getting bracketed (read censored)

Posted by: Bitter Jamie Farr at March 25, 2016 07:29 AM (qYDgA)

86 84
Before you pass the popcorn, it might behoove you to have some proof.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2016 07:28 AM (pVkEV)


It's typical Alinskyite/Leftist shit. It's not about truth; it's about the seriousness of the charge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:30 AM (p4UlV)

87 So. Were they hot?

They were young. And at a certain age almost all women are attractive.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 07:30 AM (gwSAc)

88 There's nothing left to lose if I lost it for all of the momzers.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:28 AM (p4UlV)


OK, I will only refer to Geraldo as a coos em mak from now on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:30 AM (mw8Dm)

89 As to the sidebar, I think ace has been pretty open with his distaste for Trump.Posted by: JackStraw


I guess it's Ace. Y-Not did a pretty thorough job of sliming trump recently on the sidebar. It used to be some interesting stuff. Not anymore.

Based on the numbers Cruz needs, its pretty divisive.

No need to tell us trump has warts, we know that. It's trump for the fuck you vote. Not you, you. The establishment.

Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 07:30 AM (fbovC)

90 72 By the way this is Good Friday right?"

Hmm. Was on Kodiak for the little tremor on GF a few years (ok, decades) back.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 25, 2016 07:26 AM (C9pBZ)

Whoa, you were there for the '64 quake? Did you get a tsunami?

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at March 25, 2016 07:30 AM (QlyN5)

91 69 Happened to me back in the 90s. I promoted two
women into leadership positions. Within 3 months the rumors were flying
that I was having affairs with both of them.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 07:25 AM (gwSAc)

Rumors were flying that I was having affair with a little blond honey in admin. Just because she would walk by my desk and flash her titties at me and once came and sat on my desk and showed me how she was not wearing any panties did not mean that I was having an affair.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2016 07:30 AM (vvmPQ)

92 Over the last several days, Maet has repeatedly asked that primary political stuff not be brought to the ONT. So then he started deleting any such stuff, replacing the comment with [].

No one seems to get upset when the Gardening thread or the Book thread is held to be politics free. Maet puts a lot of time into creating HIS ONTs; why would you begrudge him the same courtesy given to other non-political threads?

At the same time, I do wish Maet had just created an EMT this am when Andy didn't show, so that Vic could have had a place to post the links that he works hard to produce as well.

My $0.02

Posted by: GnuBreed TC>>DT>>>>HC/BS at March 25, 2016 07:31 AM (gyKtp)

93 Man, that looks like some really good broccoli.

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2016 07:31 AM (CL5j3)

94 91
OK, I will only refer to Geraldo as a coos em mak from now on
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:30 AM (mw8Dm)

I understand that transliteration! (You knew I would)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:31 AM (p4UlV)

95 After permanently neutralizing Batman (Cruz), Superman (Trump) is slaughtered by a triumphant Doomsday (Clinton) while WW (Mrs. Trump) stands by looking nice. The Superman cult stands around dumbly, wondering what the heck just happened. Credits roll, no mid- or post-credit sequence, no sequels ever.

Posted by: Guy who applies comic book movies to real life at March 25, 2016 07:31 AM (bGLSw)

96 I think we all know how little credibility the National Enquirer has regarding politicians sexual affairs

Posted by: John Edwards at March 25, 2016 07:27 AM (DEJix)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Gary Hart at March 25, 2016 07:31 AM (WVsWD)

97 Cruz does not seem like the type.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2016 07:31 AM (B48dK)

98 Can anyone say exactly what Ted has lied about to "earn" that moniker?

When Trump starts calling the president a jug-eared fck, wake me up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2016 07:31 AM (EZebt)

99 And the trolls are out, ladies and germs."

Yeah. Yesterday went well. Today not looking so hot.

Might have to actually get some things done around here.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 25, 2016 07:31 AM (C9pBZ)

100 Man, that Chelsea is one ugly woman.

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2016 07:32 AM (UzPAd)

101 I'm ignoring the Ted stories, not changing anything for me, Trump has done it, Bill has done it Hildabeast is heavily rumored to have done it with Huma. So were is the big deal if true?

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 07:32 AM (fizMZ)

102 I understand that transliteration! (You knew I would)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:31 AM (p4UlV)


Yup. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:32 AM (mw8Dm)

103 94 69 Happened to me back in the 90s. I promoted two
women into leadership positions. Within 3 months the rumors were flying
that I was having affairs with both of them.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 07:25 AM (gwSAc)

Rumors were flying that I was having affair with a little blond honey in admin. Just because she would walk by my desk and flash her titties at me and once came and sat on my desk and showed me how she was not wearing any panties did not mean that I was having an affair.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2016 07:30 AM (vvmPQ)

Other people's work places are always MUCH more interesting than mine. [Sniff]

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at March 25, 2016 07:33 AM (QlyN5)

104 Man, that Chelsea is one ugly woman.

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2016 07:32 AM (UzPAd)

I think she's as hot as my little sister.

Posted by: Lena D. at March 25, 2016 07:33 AM (WVsWD)

105 Man, that Chelsea is one ugly woman.
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2016 07:32 AM (UzPAd)

Yup and with all her money, you'd think she would have heard of make up or a bag

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:33 AM (mw8Dm)

106 Coming up Bonanza:The Return,with nobody from Bonanza because they were all dead.(1993 well Pernell Roberts was alive but he wasn't in it)

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2016 07:33 AM (B48dK)

107 95 Over the last several days, Maet has repeatedly asked that primary political stuff not be brought to the ONT. So then he started deleting any such stuff, replacing the comment with [].

No one seems to get upset when the Gardening thread or the Book thread is held to be politics free. Maet puts a lot of time into creating HIS ONTs; why would you begrudge him the same courtesy given to other non-political threads?

At the same time, I do wish Maet had just created an EMT this am when Andy didn't show, so that Vic could have had a place to post the links that he works hard to produce as well.

My $0.02
Posted by: GnuBreed TC>>DT>>>>HC/BS at March 25, 2016 07:31 AM (gyKtp)


This is, of course, his prerogative.

It's just that it wasn't only "Primary stuff"


There were plenty of links about Hillary,
And she's running in a primary too.


It was only items that contained the word Trump,

As far as I could tell

Posted by: Bitter Jamie Farr at March 25, 2016 07:33 AM (qYDgA)

108 Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2016 07:31 AM (EZebt)

--

Now that is what I call a welfare hash.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2016 07:34 AM (pVkEV)

109 92 It's trump for the fuck you vote. Not you, you. The establishment.
Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 07:30 AM (fbovC)


And after the election, then what? It will be interesting to see who gets fucked in the end. Not really because it will be all of us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:34 AM (p4UlV)

110 [No poofters]

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at March 25, 2016 07:34 AM (QlyN5)

111 Yes, looks like the rent-a-trolls are back to push the Cruz rumor. Just like two days ago when they managed to shut down the board.

The problem with this rumor is it is ridiculous, and someone should have thought that through before trying this attack. You could maybe get traction on 1 affair. But 5 affairs? With him?

He's not exactly Brad Pitt.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 07:34 AM (gwSAc)

112 Campy Batman movie is on.Lee Merriweather as Catwoman worth watching?

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2016 07:34 AM (B48dK)

113 >>And at a certain age almost all women are attractive.

Drudge's photo today of Clinton's issue is evidence that your qualifier "almost" is accurate.

Chelsea: Neutrogena.

Posted by: General Zod at March 25, 2016 07:35 AM (Bdeb0)

114 109 We get fucked in any case.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2016 07:35 AM (B48dK)

115 I would think that if Cruz had such scandals to be exploited, they would have been exploited already.

Posted by: I am Kasich, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 07:35 AM (PjWy4)

116 Man, that Chelsea is one ugly woman.
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2016 07:32 AM (UzPAd)

A cross between Webb Hubbel and Howdy Doody.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:35 AM (p4UlV)

117 Typical Alinsky shit.

GOPers have morals. Find the sin and call him/her a hypocrite.

Liberals can never be charged with hypocrisy because they have no morals in the first place.

btw, don't believe anything you read and only half of what you see.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 25, 2016 07:36 AM (1ijHg)

118 105 She is rooting for Sharia?

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2016 07:36 AM (B48dK)

119 Whoa, you were there for the '64 quake? Did you get a tsunami?"

Well, if by "tsunami" you mean "where did the harbor go and why are all of those buildings piled up together", then yeah.

Lived on Hillside - it's still there, overlooking the harbor and what was then "downtown".

I know I'll never forget it all.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 25, 2016 07:36 AM (C9pBZ)

120 I'm sure Barak will be all over that 1994 Argentina Jewish bombing by Muzzies being a political defiant act and all.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 07:36 AM (fizMZ)

121 My God! It's full of chairs!

Posted by: Capone's Vaults at March 25, 2016 07:36 AM (YpQpo)

122 I pay almost no attention to accusations of homosexuality in organizations that are largely female.

I simply sit back with a snifter of brandy, and imagine what I could stand to hear more of.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 07:36 AM (1zS3A)

123 So ISIS is suppose to crucify a Priest in Syria today? Lovely ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:37 AM (mw8Dm)

124 116 Man, that Chelsea is one ugly woman.
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2016 07:32 AM (UzPAd)

A cross between Webb Hubbel and Howdy Doody.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:35 AM (p4UlV)

Dude, you think I could get wood for Hillary?

Posted by: Howdy "Woody" Doody at March 25, 2016 07:37 AM (QlyN5)

125 Good Morning,
Has Fourth Horseman been around on the ONTs?
I was going to ask about her on last night's but I started typing, closed my eyes for a second & then it was almost 8 am.
I haven't heard from her since last spring.

Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at March 25, 2016 07:37 AM (sj3Ax)

126 If (emphasis on IF) Cruz really has been boinking all these chicks on the side, he's a fucking asshole. Not just for his adultery, but also for not dealing with it before his run for the Presidency. If a year ago he had said "My wife and I went through a very difficult period, I will forever be grateful to her for standing by me, and we are looking ahead to our life together in the White House", or something like that, he might have prevented this seemingly candidacy-ending scandal.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2016 07:37 AM (2cS/G)

127 The IRS won't comply because no federal court will issue a bench warrant for the agency head and direct the US Marshals to go get him and bring him before the court. And no court will find the answers being given signs of contempt to the court and find the US attorney or the agency head in contempt and send them to jail until they decide to alter their behavior.

A reporter - yes. An agency head or a US attorney - no.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet's Prices Trump The Harangue Hut's! at March 25, 2016 07:38 AM (hLRSq)

128 Regarding Geraldo, I liked what Donald Rumsfeld called him:

Jerry Rivers.



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 25, 2016 07:38 AM (1ijHg)

129 94 69 Happened to me back in the 90s. I promoted two
women into leadership positions. Within 3 months the rumors were flying
that I was having affairs with both of them.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 07:25 AM (gwSAc)

Rumors were flying that I was having affair with a little blond honey in admin. Just because she would walk by my desk and flash her titties at me and once came and sat on my desk and showed me how she was not wearing any panties did not mean that I was having an affair.

We have a GS-14 program manager who took one of his interns on a business trip for a meeting. Evidently her shorthand skills (ahem) were far above the average. She ha his baby nine months ha later, and now SHE'S a GS-14 program manager.
Ain't a job in the world worth doing that sh*t.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 25, 2016 07:38 AM (9n14Y)

130 "Cruz does not seem like the type."


No he doesn't. But, I did hear on the radio this morning that "it was known in political circles" that he was up to this.

No idea what that's worth.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2016 07:38 AM (XnWGV)

131 Yup and with all her money, you'd think she would have heard of make up or a bag

--

She actually is rumored to have had a good deal of plastic surgery and obviously has had professional makeup artists do her face. She's not nearly as homely as she was as a younger person.

Nonetheless, this young lady seems quite the dim bulb. No amount of money can change that; although, when your parents are thoroughly corrupt and wealthy beyond measure, dim bulbness doesn't matter much.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2016 07:38 AM (pVkEV)

132
Now that is what I call a welfare hash.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2016 07:34 AM (pVkEV)
=======

Finally someone notices! The irony is delicious, is it not?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2016 07:38 AM (EZebt)

133 You would think though that with the Gawker case just ending that the NE would be hesitant to release the story. Unless they had some back up.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil Social Conservative at March 25, 2016 07:38 AM (WVsWD)

134 So ISIS is suppose to crucify a Priest in Syria today?

They probably caught riding by on his high horse.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 25, 2016 07:38 AM (LYCUN)

135 Lee Merriweather as Catwoman worth watching?"

You're kidding, right?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 25, 2016 07:38 AM (C9pBZ)

136 124-
Good Sock!

Posted by: Carol at March 25, 2016 07:38 AM (sj3Ax)

137 112
Campy Batman movie is on.Lee Merriweather as Catwoman worth watching?

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2016 07:34 AM (B48dK)

No catwoman is up to the Julie Newmar one.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2016 07:38 AM (vvmPQ)

138 There are serious questions here about these affairs. Like if Cruz did have an affair with Sarah Flores who was the campaign manager for Carly Fiorina, does that have anything to do with the Super-Pac for Ted Cruz (Keep the Promise) sending the Super-Pac for Carly Fiorina (Carly for America) $500,000? Why would one Pac send another Pac that kind of money? To keep something quite?

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at March 25, 2016 07:39 AM (jN+3o)

139 Yeah, a Cruz affiliated PAC donated $500,000 to my campaign. So what? It's not like to was made to keep anyone quiet.

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at March 25, 2016 07:39 AM (DEJix)

140 119 Whoa, you were there for the '64 quake? Did you get a tsunami?"

Well, if by "tsunami" you mean "where did the harbor go and why are all of those buildings piled up together", then yeah.

Lived on Hillside - it's still there, overlooking the harbor and what was then "downtown".

I know I'll never forget it all.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 25, 2016 07:36 AM (C9pBZ)

Dang, that would scare the bejeezus out of me. 6.0 was enough for me, thank you. Plus I saw Earthquake Park in Anchorage. Damn that was surreal. Deep respect for you.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at March 25, 2016 07:39 AM (QlyN5)

141 And after the election, then what? It will be interesting to see who gets fucked in the end. Not really because it will be all of us. Posted by: J.J. Sefton 


We've been getting screwed for so long, and so thoroughly, I have permanent Stockholm syndrome. Patty Hearst level, almost.

But there's something I can't expect most people to understand unless you're a business owner. It's the burning desire for success, at any cost.

Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 07:39 AM (fbovC)

142 105 Man, that Chelsea is one ugly woman.
Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2016 07:32 AM (UzPAd)

Yup and with all her money, you'd think she would have heard of make up or a bag
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:33 AM (mw8Dm

Well, I know just the dentist to send her to start working on the chompers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 07:39 AM (voOPb)

143
I find the thought of Ted Cruz screwing around with other women extremely hard to believe.

Do you thing that David Dewhurst, Jon Cornyn and Mitch McCocksickle would not have been all over that in the Senate race???

Seriousness of the charge. I call bullshit until absolute proof is shown.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:39 AM (p4UlV)

144 [Rust Never Sleeps!]

Posted by: Kreplach at March 25, 2016 07:40 AM (ca57G)

145 Oh Chelsea is definitely a cross between Bill and Hildabeast.

Sibling Americans Sasha and Alexander Pinczowski were killed in bombing. They were talking to parents at the airport on phone and line was cut off in the blast.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 07:40 AM (fizMZ)

146 A cross between Webb Hubbel and Howdy Doody.

--

Heh, she does! You're exactly right, J.J.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2016 07:40 AM (pVkEV)

147 "[]"

Somebody quoted me saying that the other day. I don't remember typing that nor really making any kind of comment about the the primaries.

?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2016 07:40 AM (XnWGV)

148 I think I found some nude pictures of Julie Newmar on the internets once.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2016 07:41 AM (B48dK)

149 Typical Alinsky shit.

GOPers have morals. Find the sin and call him/her a hypocrite.

Liberals can never be charged with hypocrisy because they have no morals in the first place.

- - -

True but to be fair, atheists have been playing that card against Christians for a very much longer time. As just one example, when it's pointed out that Bertrand Russell (I believe it was; if not it was some similarly popular atheist way back when) seduced the daughter of a friend he was staying with, atheists largely brush it off with a "so what?"

Posted by: Ghost of... at March 25, 2016 07:41 AM (bGLSw)

150 148 I think I found some nude pictures of Julie Newmar on the internets once.
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2016 07:41 AM (B48dK)

You know the rule.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at March 25, 2016 07:41 AM (QlyN5)

151 146
Heh, she does! You're exactly right, J.J.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2016 07:40 AM (pVkEV)


My mom always thought she was a cute kid and felt sorry for her being born of those two. But today? Feh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:42 AM (p4UlV)

152 In the end I still think it's going to be Trump/Cruz.

The unpleasantness of the primaries will be behind us and then we can focus on the real enemies.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 25, 2016 07:42 AM (ca57G)

153 Anyway,no matter how hot Catwoman is that movie is too bad to watch.Unless you are with a bunch of buddies to snark.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2016 07:42 AM (B48dK)

154 >>>Man, that Chelsea is one ugly woman.

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2016 07:32 AM (UzPAd)

***

She is rich, and she has spawned.

She's one of life's winners, I'm afraid.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 07:43 AM (1zS3A)

155 152 In the end I still think it's going to be Trump/Cruz.

The unpleasantness of the primaries will be behind us and then we can focus on the real enemies.
Posted by: Kreplach at March 25, 2016 07:42 AM (ca57G)


If that bridge has not been burned completely, it's about to collapse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:43 AM (p4UlV)

156 150 Done.I think she did Playboy.


http://tinyurl.com/zef2v6n

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2016 07:44 AM (B48dK)

157 [No Irish allowed]

Posted by: things we can all agree on at March 25, 2016 07:45 AM (H9MG5)

158 https://youtu.be/-RvNS7JfcMM

Posted by: Serenity Now! at March 25, 2016 07:45 AM (BDZWU)

159 Sad that so many on our side quickly go to the "If it is true, then (disaster)"...

And then we insert the "it's been whispered in political circles"...

And that is how we lose. I will give Trump credit, he is largely immune to these attacks. But then he is so far underwater with women right now that I'm not sure "immune" is the right word.

I wonder how Cruz is supposed to fight this? If it were me, I would file suit against NE today in a very public manner.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 07:45 AM (gwSAc)

160 @155

Bush The Elder said some pretty vicious things about Reagan too and they were able to put their differences aside.

I'm holding out hope that the two can bury the hatchet and form voltron.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 25, 2016 07:45 AM (ca57G)

161
IIRC, Julie Newmar was in "7 Brides for 7 Brothers."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:45 AM (p4UlV)

162 MisHum,
Did you have back surgery?

Posted by: Carol at March 25, 2016 07:45 AM (sj3Ax)

163 President Obama.

Putting the Tango in Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2016 07:45 AM (2PHKP)

164 If Scalia was alive that Little Sisters of the Poor case would be over in favor of the Nuns.


If Republicans allow Obama to cram another ideological hack in there it will be over in favor of political though and not the law. And the Nuns will lose.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2016 07:16 AM (vvmPQ)




But Barry will endlessly lecture us about not discriminating against people based on their religion but only if they're precious Muzzies.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2016 07:46 AM (45oDG)

165 Make sure to scroll all the way down.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2016 07:46 AM (B48dK)

166 I can no more envision a Trump/Cruz ticket than I can a Reagan/Fonda ticket.

Donald Trump has blown that chance out of the airlock with his a$$holery.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2016 07:46 AM (pVkEV)

167 Plus I saw Earthquake Park in Anchorage. Damn that was surreal. Deep respect for you."

Er, thanks. I didn't do much more than wonder if the whole world was coming to an end. Wasn't really scared, either - so I understand why some folks stand around taking pics of oncoming disaster.

The worst part was living off powdered eggs and milk for weeks afterwards - that's pretty much all the Navy could offload at first. Still can't stomach skim milk as it's too close to that blue tinted ... stuff.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 25, 2016 07:46 AM (C9pBZ)

168 So ISIS is suppose to crucify a Priest in Syria today? Lovely ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:37 AM (mw8Dm)



I hope it doesn't interrupt Barry's golf game

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2016 07:47 AM (45oDG)

169 IIRC, Julie Newmar was in "7 Brides for 7 Brothers."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:45 AM (p4UlV)

I think the owner of the Summer Camp I went to owned that one. I must of saw it 25 times on rainy days before we got older and discovered what "Z-machine" was

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:47 AM (mw8Dm)

170 Stossel the Libratarian is going by the international policy live and let live, or basically screw the Cuban people and property up the Cuban regime.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 07:47 AM (fizMZ)

171 55 Boston sports radio and my FB feed are filled with National Enquirer story on Cruz having multiple affairs with everyone from Trump's spokeswoman to a Fiorina staffer.
------------------------------------------------------

Are they talking about Hope Hicks?

If so, I can understand.

Posted by: November can't come fast enough at March 25, 2016 07:47 AM (TxJGV)

172 I think that site is a keeper...

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2016 07:47 AM (B48dK)

173 Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 07:40 AM (fizMZ)

Words are beginning to fail me in expressing my disgust and hatred for the scum that are destroying modern civilization and the domestic traitors that enable them!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2016 07:47 AM (wYnyS)

174 Seriously? Vic brings back the VNN (YAY!) and the blog is set to auto-censor?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 25, 2016 07:47 AM (kXzR8)

175 Julie Newmar or Susan Oliver? Discuss.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2016 07:48 AM (pVkEV)

176 No J.J.

That was Julie Neumeier.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 25, 2016 07:48 AM (1ijHg)

177 >>>[No Irish allowed]

Posted by: things we can all agree on at March 25, 2016 07:45 AM (H9MG5)

***

First we take over the police department.

Then you'll start to see things our way.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 07:48 AM (1zS3A)

178 55 Boston sports radio and my FB feed are filled with National Enquirer story on Cruz having multiple affairs with everyone from Trump's spokeswoman to a Fiorina staffer.

I smell desperation that they think Trump stepped in it. Probably will fade by the next news cycle, but still.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:49 AM (p4UlV)

179 Supporters urge release of teen student facing deportation

His absence at school has created fear among other students, who want Acosta to return by the time the fourth quarter begins April 4 so he can graduate in June, teachers and students said.



Does everything make this generation shit its panties?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2016 07:49 AM (45oDG)

180 Julie Newmar or Susan Oliver? Discuss.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2016 07:48 AM (pVkEV)

Susan Dey?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:49 AM (mw8Dm)

181 148 I think I found some nude pictures of Julie Newmar on the internets once.
Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2016 07:41 AM (B48dK) You did.

Posted by: Bob at the NSA at March 25, 2016 07:49 AM (22uju)

182 Newmeyer

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 25, 2016 07:49 AM (1ijHg)

183 re the NE piece on Ted, Jim Hoft at Gateway Pundit reached out to one of the supposed mistresses, and she completely denied it:

It's ridiculous. Anyone with half a brain knows it's false... I don't think the article is true. I can't see Cruz being like that... All I know is it's not me. There's a reason they don't use my name. They know it's BS.

fwiw

Posted by: GnuBreed TC>>DT>>>>HC/BS at March 25, 2016 07:49 AM (gyKtp)

184 180 Susan Dey?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:49 AM (mw8Dm)

Dey-O!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:50 AM (p4UlV)

185 My muddah said [] to me once.

Once.

Posted by: Danny Vermin at March 25, 2016 07:50 AM (YpQpo)

186 Apparently the Cruz-funded R wing pundit class and others such as Team Rubio knew all about #Cruzsexscandal -- a revelation that has brought Brietbart to its knees last night. A number of other sites are implicated too.

At first I wondered how someone could have the audacity to run for president with at least five shapely skeletons in his closet but it makes sense if you understand Cruz was meant as an anti-establishment splitter from the start as a favor to Jeb.

But that would seem to indicate all those other sites and outlets (HotAir, Twitchy, RedState, Blaze, Brietbart, Townhall,Rush, and Salem's talk show hosts) are not the anti-establishment sites they seem but rather completely complicit in Jeb's coronation plan.

Really makes you question some people's bona fides.

Anyway, I can sense the Ban Hammer. This is officially my last post and visit to this site.

Farewell, gullible dupes.

Posted by: Rick Tingles at March 25, 2016 07:50 AM (LTMuk)

187 Poor Chelsea has no facial structure

it works "okay" when you're really young, you just look kinda squishy and can force cute to happen

but when you get older - and god forbid, gain weight!!! - UGH

everything on your face just goes all goopy

there's NOTHING makeup can do

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 25, 2016 07:50 AM (TLX//)

188
Jim Hoft at Gateway has lost his mind, unfortunately.
I'm done with that site.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:50 AM (p4UlV)

189 Oh excellent, the trolls are trotting out the $500K hush money to Carly's campaign.

You do know that campaign finances are audited right?

Never mind, you are all on a conspiracy roll.

*munches popcorn*

Kind of curious that there are so many people pushing this story, considering LyinTed has lost the election.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 07:50 AM (gwSAc)

190 Julie Newmar AND Susan Oliver?

Yes, please.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 25, 2016 07:51 AM (C9pBZ)

191 Farewell, gullible dupes.
Posted by: Rick Tingles at March 25, 2016 07:50 AM (LTMuk)

Don't let the door hit you, etc.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at March 25, 2016 07:51 AM (QlyN5)

192 "First we take over the police department. "


O'My gosh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 25, 2016 07:51 AM (XnWGV)

193 everything on your face just goes all goopy

--

Wait till she hits her 50s and the melted-candle face begins.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2016 07:51 AM (pVkEV)

194 Women have a code.

In this code, they know if their husband is rich and they get old or fat, they're headed to the used wives' lot.

They get a couple houses and enough millions to keep them happy the rest of their lives.

Women know and, not only understand this, they agree with it.

Another part of the code goes like this:

If you marry a bible-thumping, snake handling, tongue talking evangelical, he better not screw around.

It's a rule, but it seems the bigger the evangelical, the more they break this rule.

Women don't accept this.

Shit. Fan. You don't even need to assemble.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 07:52 AM (Zs4uk)

195 186
Farewell, gullible dupes.
Posted by: Rick Tingles at March 25, 2016 07:50 AM (LTMuk)


You wrote nothing ban worthy, IMHO. Just inchoate and incoherent. But have a nice life.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:52 AM (p4UlV)

196 I think "survivalist" will soon take on new connotations. No more stuff about bugging out and shooting squirrels for food. Survival will be about living with lawless totalitarianism.

I know I have a lot to learn about that.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 25, 2016 07:52 AM (Dttnn)

197 [I'm ignoring the Ted stories, not changing anything for me, Trump has done it, Bill has done it Hildabeast is heavily rumored to have done it with Huma.

So were is the big deal if true?

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 07:32 AM (fizz)



The Big Deal is that Cruz' Brand is "The Guy Who Will Keep His Word with Voters" because it is the right and moral thing to do.


The biggest test of "keeping your word" for "right and moral reasons"-

for most of us is the Wedding Vow.


So, yes, if true, that is a YUUUUGE deal because it severely undercuts-

the whole reason conservatives should vote for him.


TrusTed. See? Brand damaged or destroyed.


I hope it's not true, but that means these women have to be willing to stand up in public and say that it is all lies.

What a fucking mess.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2016 07:52 AM (2rmvw)

198 were is the big deal if true?

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 07:32 AM (fizMZ)
----------------------
Nowhere to me or you, but it would be a huge deal to the many people who are suspicious of fire-breathing socons. It may not be fair, but it casts a bad light on all Republicans.

This is why I brought up the current Alabama sex scandal (governor's sex tape and a couple of other state officials involved in covering up or blackmail or something). Of course, the Republican gov was a fiery "family values" guy.

Posted by: iforgot at March 25, 2016 07:52 AM (pC96u)

199 Words are beginning to fail me in expressing my disgust and hatred for the scum that are destroying modern civilization ...


That's all they can do is destroy. That is the ultimate goal, destruction. No desire for improvement. Tear down every structure, destroy governments, remove every other religion.

But let's open up our country to a million more. What can go wrong?

Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 07:52 AM (fbovC)

200 Julie Newmar or Susan Oliver? Discuss.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2016 07:48 AM (pVkEV)


Do not forget Diana Rigg (Mrs. Peel).

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet's Prices Trump The Harangue Hut's! at March 25, 2016 07:52 AM (hLRSq)

201 From the Gatestone institute - Jihadi in Brussels. "Islam belongs in Europe" Frederica Mogherini, EU High Representative for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 07:53 AM (fizMZ)

202 Today is Good Friday.

Classic movie suggestion on my blog.

Link in nic

Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 07:53 AM (cbfNE)

203 TrusTed. See? Brand damaged or destroyed.


I hope it's not true, but that means these women have to be willing to stand up in public and say that it is all lies.

What a fucking mess.



Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2016 07:52 AM (2rmvw)


The Postman Always Rings Twice.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet's Prices Trump The Harangue Hut's! at March 25, 2016 07:53 AM (hLRSq)

204 Who is pushing the story? All I can find is the original NE story and social media posts about same. No network or newspaper has made a peep about the Cruz story as far as I can tell.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2016 07:54 AM (2cS/G)

205 200 Do not forget Diana Rigg (Mrs. Peel).
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet's Prices Trump The Harangue Hut's! at March 25, 2016 07:52 AM (hLRSq)


YES! But of course . . . Ann-Margret.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:54 AM (p4UlV)

206 "Survival will be about living with lawless totalitarianism. "

Hmm. That's as good a short summary of the real and lasting impact of the O presidency. Lawless Totalitarianism...

Kinda rolls off the tongue.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 25, 2016 07:55 AM (C9pBZ)

207 President Obama really is a bit of a disgrace.

Having encouraged the world in general to go to war, he's now devoting his final months in office to a world tour, visiting all sorts of people who'll have nothing to do with him when he's a civilian.

He really is a bit of a narcissist.

And we are no longer a serious nation.

I am old enough that I'm pretty sure I'll be dead when all this evil karma returns to us.

For which, thank God.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 07:55 AM (1zS3A)

208 Anyway, I can sense the Ban Hammer. This is officially my last post and visit to this site.

Farewell, gullible dupes.
Posted by: Rick Tingles at March 25, 2016 07:50 AM (LTMuk)

Nice day to talk non-republican crap, no need to walk away

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 07:55 AM (voOPb)

209 everything on your face just goes all goopy

--

Wait till she hits her 50s and the melted-candle face begins.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2016 07:51 AM (pVkEV)




Oh come on now. She shouldn't worry. Look at how well her mother has aged

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2016 07:55 AM (45oDG)

210 I love the smell of BS in the morning.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2016 07:55 AM (2PHKP)

211 196 Survival will be about living with lawless totalitarianism.

I know I have a lot to learn about that.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 25, 2016 07:52 AM (Dttnn)


The problem is LAWFUL totalitarianism. But your point is taken.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:55 AM (p4UlV)

212 I'll go out on a limb and predict this auto-delete script won't stay restricted to the ONT for long.

Cue the We Support the Authority Brigade in 5 ... 4 ...

Posted by: ScoggDog - Boorish Child at March 25, 2016 07:56 AM (zfvHs)

213 Oh...a flouncing he will go?

(Haven't used that term in a long time)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2016 07:56 AM (ptqRm)

214 I'm done with that site.

Me too. I deleted it from my reading list along with Breitbart and Drudge.

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2016 07:56 AM (GgxVX)

215 So Cruz had "sleeper" agents in his two of his primary opponents camps?

Brilliant!!!

He's probably already tapping Huma, just in case he gets the nomination.


Posted by: The Guinness guys at March 25, 2016 07:56 AM (H9MG5)

216 Farewell, gullible dupes.

Bye bitch!

Posted by: Jessi Pinkman at March 25, 2016 07:56 AM (LYCUN)

217 Votermom - I love the Darryl bobblehead.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 07:57 AM (fizMZ)

218 >>If you marry a bible-thumping, snake handling, tongue talking evangelical, he better not screw around.

The Reverend Dr. Elmer Gantry, please call your office.

Posted by: General Zod at March 25, 2016 07:57 AM (Bdeb0)

219 Obama actually said that communism and capitalism have little difference between them.

What a fucking tool. Every time you think he's out-tooled himself, he goes and one ups his toolism. I don't think the world has ever been party to a bigger tool.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2016 07:57 AM (2PHKP)

220 To be fair, look at Cruz's nose. Dude's probably hung like a stallion. (What?)

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at March 25, 2016 07:57 AM (QlyN5)

221 gullible dupes.


???

Didn't he play 3rd Base for the Mets in the 70s?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:57 AM (mw8Dm)

222
It's always the ones who claim "this is their last post" who never fail to return, like herpes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:57 AM (p4UlV)

223 188 Jim Hoft at Gateway has lost his mind, unfortunately.

I'm done with that site.


Posted by: J. J. Sefton

You notice that I didn't actually link him? But it is still news, so I grabbed that quote.

Posted by: GnuBreed TC>>DT>>>>HC/BS at March 25, 2016 07:57 AM (gyKtp)

224 He's probably already tapping Huma, just in case he gets the nomination.




Posted by: The Guinness guys at March 25, 2016 07:56 AM (H9MG5)


*blinks rapidly*

Man...that's...Carlos Danger has been there, I don't know the judgment of any man who follows in the path of Carlos Danger.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet's Prices Trump The Harangue Hut's! at March 25, 2016 07:58 AM (hLRSq)

225 And Zip brings teh funneh

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=263430

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2016 07:58 AM (ptqRm)

226 221 Didn't he play 3rd Base for the Mets in the 70s?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 07:57 AM (mw8Dm)


Let's see. Ed Kranepool, Wayne Garret, Bud Harrelson, Gullible Dupes?

Sounds familiar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:58 AM (p4UlV)

227 I'd have not a problem in the world if a thread was a only topic thing. I'm a guest here and treat it as such.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 07:59 AM (fizMZ)

228 The biggest bombshell I've heard in the Cruz story is that he donated $500k to Fiorina' s campaign

WTH is that?

Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 07:59 AM (cbfNE)

229 Anna Puma must be watching this Japanese animated movie on TCM.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2016 08:00 AM (B48dK)

230 Wow... Did you guys see this?

https://hotgas.net/2016/03/ace-of-spades-becomes-charles-johnson/

Posted by: KansasDude at March 25, 2016 08:00 AM (serBz)

231 "He's probably already tapping Huma, just in case he gets the nomination."

That could explain the headaches, and bumps on the back of Hillary's head.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2016 08:00 AM (ptqRm)

232 President Obama really is a bit of a disgrace.

He really is a bit of a narcissist.




A bit? That's like saying WWII was a bit of a war.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2016 08:00 AM (45oDG)

233 217 Votermom - I love the Darryl bobblehead.
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 07:57 AM (fizMZ)

Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 08:00 AM (cbfNE)

234 6 suspects arrested in Belgium, bet they got a good night sleep though with the 9pm to 5am curfew.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 08:00 AM (fizMZ)

235 228 Help with campaign debt?Maybe she is going to be his VP choice.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2016 08:00 AM (B48dK)

236 228 The biggest bombshell I've heard in the Cruz story is that he donated $500k to Fiorina' s campaign

WTH is that?
Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 07:59 AM (cbfNE)


I hear it was a Cruz PAC, not Cruz himself. But let the smears and insinuendos continue unabated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 08:01 AM (p4UlV)

237 SHOCK! HORROR! OUTRAGE! SO IT BEGINS!

Why I stopped visiting GP awhile back.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 25, 2016 08:01 AM (LYCUN)

238 I know nothing at all about Susan Dey. Other than that she was in "The Partridge Family" and some TV show about a law firm.

Looking at her though, I have always felt a lot of native intelligence informed that face.

Mind you, she could have been acting.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 08:01 AM (1zS3A)

239 Fox seems to clarify the 2 killed are Dutch but live in the USA in NYC.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 08:02 AM (fizMZ)

240 221 Nah, Gullible Dupes opened for Lawless Totalitarianism back in '72.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 25, 2016 08:02 AM (9n14Y)

241 Check out that native intelligence.

http://celebritynudecentury.blogspot.com/search?q=Susan+Dey

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2016 08:02 AM (B48dK)

242 I hear it was a Cruz PAC, not Cruz himself. But let the smears and insinuendos continue unabated.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 08:01 AM (p4UlV)

That's the only thing I want cleared up. When money is involved, who and why.

The hoky poky stuff I don't really give a crap about.

Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 08:03 AM (cbfNE)

243 230 Posted by: KansasDude at March 25, 2016 08:00 AM (serBz)


Hay, Chihuahua! Maybe Ace can respond, as only he can.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 08:03 AM (p4UlV)

244 I could use a few good people here when I set my Barony up. I prefer veterans that know their way with common hand held weapons.

I'll post a sign up sheet after the election.

Get your Knighthoods!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil Social Conservative at March 25, 2016 08:04 AM (WVsWD)

245 I need to make breakfast.

Posted by: steevy at March 25, 2016 08:04 AM (B48dK)

246 Farewell, gullible dupes.
Posted by: Rick Tingles at March 25, 2016 07:50 AM (LTMuk)
-------------
1st laugh of the morning, thanks for that!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 25, 2016 08:04 AM (kXzR8)

247 The payment I would speculate could be a payment for debt for a endorsement, but that is only my thought on how or why.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 08:04 AM (fizMZ)

248 Gotta agree with Mikey on this. I think Huma is a nice looking chic ... But I'm not taking seconds behind Carlos Danger.

Which, sadly, blocks me from Kirsten Powers. Given the proper TEOTWAWKI scenario ... I think I had a shot.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Boorish Child at March 25, 2016 08:04 AM (zfvHs)

249 243 230 Posted by: KansasDude at March 25, 2016 08:00 AM (serBz)


Hay, Chihuahua! Maybe Ace can respond, as only he can.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 08:03 AM (p4UlV)

It will be interesting to say the least.

Posted by: KansasDude at March 25, 2016 08:04 AM (serBz)

250 I think the Hispanics are previous tenants or neighbors.

Posted by: PC at March 25, 2016 08:04 AM (Gb+GV)

251 >>>A bit? That's like saying WWII was a bit of a war.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2016 08:00 AM (45oDG)

***

I'm reaching for a bit of civility. Of late, the rhetoric here has been a bit over the top.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 08:04 AM (1zS3A)

252 Gullible's Island, starring Bob Denver & Alan Hale to name just a couple.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 08:04 AM (voOPb)

253 Sure, KansasDude, I'll jump on reading your little link.
But first, you will...

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2016 08:04 AM (GgxVX)

254 242 Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 08:03 AM (cbfNE)


Frankly, Cruz/Fiorina would be one helluva good thing for this country.

And as I said, he has no control over what a PAC does. If he did, he broke a shit-ton of Federal election laws and should face those consequences. But, I doubt he did anything wrong.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 08:05 AM (p4UlV)

255 If you marry a bible-thumping, snake handling, tongue talking evangelical, he better not screw around.



It's a rule, but it seems the bigger the evangelical, the more they break this rule.



Women don't accept this.



Shit. Fan. You don't even need to assemble.

* * *

Nice brush you have there. Didn't know they made them that wide.

Posted by: Ghost of... at March 25, 2016 08:05 AM (bGLSw)

256 204 Who is pushing the story?
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2016 07:54 AM (2cS/G)
------------------------------------------------

Cui bono?

That'll tell you.

Posted by: November can't come fast enough at March 25, 2016 08:05 AM (TxJGV)

257 This is classic Trump bullshit. The affair deal is crap.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 25, 2016 08:05 AM (U+nHb)

258 Oh, noeeeess!!! Ace has a Downfall video. lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:05 AM (iQIUe)

259 I did not have sex with that toaster!

Posted by: Gulliver Dupes at March 25, 2016 08:05 AM (YpQpo)

260 This wife spat is totally uncalled for.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 08:05 AM (fizMZ)

261 244 I could use a few good people here when I set my Barony up. I prefer veterans that know their way with common hand held weapons.

I'll post a sign up sheet after the election.

Get your Knighthoods!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil Social Conservative at March 25, 2016 08:04 AM (WVsWD)


Not a veteran, but I can wield a wicked lawsuit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 08:06 AM (p4UlV)

262 There are no innuendos. The National Enquirer flat out says Cruz cheated on his wife with 5 women, semi-obscured photos provided and everything. It is a full frontal assault, not a whisper campaign. The question is whether it's bullshit or not. And if it's total bullshit, did Trump put the N.E. up to it? If it's true, that'll be a whole different story, a flame-out of Hart-ian proportions.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2016 08:06 AM (2cS/G)

263 253 Sure, KansasDude, I'll jump on reading your little link.
But first, you will...
Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2016 08:04 AM (GgxVX)
... I'm waiting with baited breath...

Posted by: KansasDude at March 25, 2016 08:08 AM (serBz)

264 Trump must be feeling pretty desperate. Weird considering he was up in the polls. Why be a bigger dick than usual?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 25, 2016 08:08 AM (U+nHb)

265 The national enquirer??

SMH

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2016 08:08 AM (2PHKP)

266 This wife spat is totally uncalled for.

This whole primary season has devolved into a grotesque mockery. I can't wait for it to end. Just get it over with so we can figure out how much booze and bullets to stockpile. To think I was actually optimistic at the beginning of this crap show.

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2016 08:09 AM (GgxVX)

267
It amazes me that anyone has 500k to donate. I see all these huge sums being donated and I think, shit, they live a 100x better than me but still have their hands out.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:09 AM (iQIUe)

268 262 Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2016 08:06 AM (2cS/G)

Gary Hart and Jon Edwards I can see cheating. I frankly cannot imagine Ted Cruz doing this. It smells of a total smear job.

If it really is true - and is proven beyond any shadow of doubt - then I will have to accept that (unlike supporters of another candidate who refuse to review said candidate's record openly and honestly).

But as stated before, all this shit would have come out when he was running for Senate.

So far, bullshit called.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 08:09 AM (p4UlV)

269 Good morning all.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 08:10 AM (SYJKJ)

270 Ammo quality will be a concern as soon as I seen the choices for President.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 08:10 AM (fizMZ)

271 I'm with JJ.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 25, 2016 08:10 AM (U+nHb)

272 >>Wow... Did you guys see this?

Why anyone would give a wet fart what the halfwits in the Hot Air comments section think is a mystery.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2016 08:11 AM (/tuJf)

273 >>So ISIS is suppose to crucify a Priest in Syria today? Lovely ha?


Truly upsetting. Felt sick after I read about that.

And yet, I suspect we're in for more 'Islam is the religion of peace, haters', lectures over the next few days simply because *they* attacked *us* (the west) in Brussels.


Posted by: Secret Service at March 25, 2016 08:11 AM (NOIQH)

274 This wife spat is totally uncalled for.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 08:05 AM (fizMZ)




It's beyond idiotic. The primary has turned into some kind of high school feud. I can't wait for one on them to shove the other into a locker

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2016 08:11 AM (45oDG)

275 272 >>Wow... Did you guys see this?

Why anyone would give a wet fart what the halfwits in the Hot Air comments section think is a mystery.


It's actually a site called Hot GAS. At first, I thought it was Doughboy's webzine too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 08:12 AM (p4UlV)

276 The one good thing is in Pennsylvania the state controls the booze so chances of that revenue for them drying up is slim.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 08:12 AM (fizMZ)

277 Off sock

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2016 08:12 AM (NOIQH)

278 196 Survival will be about living with lawless totalitarianism.

I know I have a lot to learn about that.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 25, 2016 07:52 AM (Dttnn)


The problem is LAWFUL totalitarianism. But your point is taken.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 07:55 AM (p4UlV)


Don't worry guys, Hillary will give us both] kinds depending on the needs of the Clinton Foundation!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2016 08:12 AM (wYnyS)

279 Posted by: KansasDude at March 25, 2016 08:00 AM (serBz)


thanks for that, the vid is hillarious

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2016 08:13 AM (c6/9Q)

280 272 >>Wow... Did you guys see this?

Why anyone would give a wet fart what the halfwits in the Hot Air comments section think is a mystery.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2016 08:11 AM (/tuJf)

Completely different site.

Posted by: KansasDude at March 25, 2016 08:13 AM (serBz)

281 It's beyond idiotic. The primary has turned into some kind of high school feud. I can't wait for one on them to shove the other into a locker
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2016 08:11 AM (45oDG)

As the The Dead once sang, "What a long strange trip it's been" But, when you have a grown man with the manners of a 6th grade boy which lives in the gutter. This is what you get. And the thing is his supporters don't mind being in the gutter with him.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 08:13 AM (voOPb)

282 >>It's actually a site called Hot GAS. At first, I thought it was Doughboy's webzine too.

It's actually a bunch of clowns from the Hot Air comment section who got so butt hurt from being replaced by Facebook commenters they started the Rick Perry inspired Hot Gas to whine about how mean the world is to them.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2016 08:13 AM (/tuJf)

283 Posted by: Secret Service at March 25, 2016 08:11 AM (NOIQH)

I'm still waiting for the backlash from 9/11/2001!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2016 08:13 AM (wYnyS)

284 266

Been wondering, in my more paranoid conspiracist moods, if this whole thing isn't deliberately trumped up drama and BS just to ensure at least some people get disgusted enough to stay home. Not saying it's true but if one accepts the premise that the establishment wants Clinton if it can't get Bush - and no one else - then it kinda makes sense.

Posted by: Ghost of... at March 25, 2016 08:14 AM (bGLSw)

285 The National Enquirer gets one story right - John Edwards - and suddenly we're expected to forget the thousands of total bullsh*t stories they push on a daily basis.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 25, 2016 08:14 AM (9n14Y)

286 Pat Buchanan is a ass, and I'll leave it at that.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 08:14 AM (fizMZ)

287 274 Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2016 08:11 AM (45oDG)

It is sickening. Here we have a golden opportunity to actually educate and open the eyes of a vast number of people as to the evil failures of Democrats, Leftists and their GOP-e enablers, perhaps turn this shit around. But this is what we get.

The world is in flames, a thinly-veiled and a bust out commie are actually have a shot to win the presidency and we're treated to a reality show.

Madness.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 08:14 AM (p4UlV)

288 I saw Gullible Dupes open for Billy Joel back in 78. That was a hell of a show.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 08:14 AM (gwSAc)

289 Rumors were flying that I was having affair with a little blond honey in admin. Just because she would walk by my desk and flash her titties at me and once came and sat on my desk and showed me how she was not wearing any panties did not mean that I was having an affair.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at March 25, 2016 07:30 AM (vvmPQ)
Boy, that Bathsheba was a real tramp, wasn't she, Vic?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2016 08:15 AM (X6fMO)

290 This Cruz affair stuff just seems waaay too out there for a number of reasons. One of which is that, if true and if he's such a serial adulterer as to have had 5 affairs, it would've long ago turned up. He is also far from being a dumb guy. To have this in his past and run for the presidency, where every pinned-down high school boy haircut is exploited to the nth degree, it's fantastical to think he'd believe he'd get away with it and not be discovered. I'm simply not buying it at this 11th hour.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2016 08:15 AM (pVkEV)

291 230 Posted by: KansasDude at March 25, 2016 08:00 AM (serBz)

The Hitler thing is some funny shit.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 08:15 AM (Zs4uk)

292 Let's hope that we retain the ability to laugh at our own selves.



Or it's gonna go to the next level of hate filled blogger screed real fcukin' quick around the ole HQ.

Might wanna batten down the hatches, and refresh the old Duck and Cover drills.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2016 08:15 AM (ptqRm)

293 Btw, I think today is the last day to register to vote in Pennsylvania if you want to vote in the (closed) Primary.

Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 08:15 AM (cbfNE)

294 Get your Knighthoods!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil Social Conservative at March 25, 2016 08:04 AM (WVsWD)


Sorry, the Illinois thing sort of makes the concept a non-starter!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2016 08:16 AM (wYnyS)

295 The accusation of hypocrisy is vice's compliment to virtue. See over there, "lily white" Ted, he's just like us. He allegedly rolls in the muck and mire just we do, just don't get to know him too well, you might find out he doesn't stink like we do and these allegations are false.

Posted by: Snicklefritz at March 25, 2016 08:16 AM (aOqpx)

296 The thing about Edwards was he dared and flaunted his affair thinking the media was as it is today totally running interference, many I think knew but didn't care.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 08:16 AM (fizMZ)

297 >>Completely different site.

It's exactly what I said it was.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2016 08:16 AM (/tuJf)

298 290 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2016 08:15 AM (pVkEV)

All it needs is Dan Rather and Mary Mapes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 08:16 AM (p4UlV)

299 It was a former Rubio PAC, not a Cruz PAC.

So Mrs Trump gets attacked, Trump's instinct is to attack the another man's wife... Not stand up and confront the person who went after his wife.

Mrs Cruz gets attacked, Cruz goes directly after the attacker, calling him, rightly, a sniveling coward.

These two reaction tell me who is a man, and who is a sad pathetic child. Trump cannot fix it with money, so he whines.

Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at March 25, 2016 08:16 AM (Gl74b)

300 I have to agree that Cruz does not seem like the philandering type at all.

Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 08:16 AM (cbfNE)

301
HotGas has no censorship. People can comment as they want and swear, too. They also have a lot of posts thru out the day. I didnt think they would make it but it appears that they got big quickly.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:17 AM (iQIUe)

302 Been wondering, in my more paranoid conspiracist moods, if this whole thing isn't deliberately trumped up drama and BS just to ensure at least some people get disgusted enough to stay home.

There is a guy here in the office convinced that Trump is a stalking horse to make sure Hillary wins.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 08:17 AM (gwSAc)

303
Campy Batman movie is on.Lee Merriweather as Catwoman worth watching?


Ugh. No, it's not worth watching. Camp is something that can really only be enjoyed in small doses. Blowing Batman up from a barely-watchable half hour to a full-screen movie was a very bad idea. And, frankly, though I'm a fan, the Star Trek movies fall into that category, too.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2016 08:18 AM (X6fMO)

304 Now this asshole Trump is ruining it


I am better than Charles Johnson


LOL

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 08:18 AM (voOPb)

305 The National Enquirer gets one story right - John Edwards - and suddenly we're expected to forget the thousands of total bullsh*t stories they push on a daily basis.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 25, 2016 08:14 AM (9n14Y)




To be fair, they have said Barry and Aunt Esther are in a sham marriage

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2016 08:18 AM (45oDG)

306 What really puts the story into the stratosphere of weird is that Trump's very visible spokeswoman is on the list. I assume she, and all the other prominent women identified in the story (actually,as Id'ed by web users), will be on the air soon to protect their own reputations, never mind Cruz'.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2016 08:18 AM (2cS/G)

307 285 The National Enquirer gets one story right - John Edwards - and suddenly we're expected to forget the thousands of total bullsh*t stories they push on a daily basis.
---------------------------------------------

So, does this mean there aren't aliens living in my neighborhood?

Posted by: November can't come fast enough at March 25, 2016 08:18 AM (TxJGV)

308 There is a guy here in the office convinced that Trump is a stalking horse to make sure Hillary wins.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 08:17 AM (gwSAc)

I don't think anything in this election season is what it seems.

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2016 08:18 AM (CL5j3)

309 Not a veteran, but I can wield a wicked lawsuit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 08:06 AM (p4UlV)

You're in but we wont need any Law Yakkers. We'll find you a nice AR clone to play with.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil Social Conservative at March 25, 2016 08:18 AM (WVsWD)

310 LOL

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2016 08:18 AM (c6/9Q)

311 It's actually a bunch of clowns from the Hot Air comment section who got so butt hurt from being replaced by Facebook commenters they started the Rick Perry inspired Hot Gas to whine about how mean the world is to them.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2016 08:13 AM (/tuJf)
Whoooiee. Someone got something other than what they wanted in their cheerios this morning.

Posted by: KansasDude at March 25, 2016 08:19 AM (serBz)

312 Sorry, the Illinois thing sort of makes the concept a non-starter!"

Especially since there's this tract of land down here with a reputation for not taking s....

(see, I waited a whole hour or so before mentioning Texas. So there.)

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 25, 2016 08:19 AM (C9pBZ)

313 "So, does this mean there aren't aliens living in my neighborhood?"

Sit down a moment.
There's something I need to tell you about your anal probe as well.

J/K

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2016 08:20 AM (ptqRm)

314 309 You're in but we wont need any Law Yakkers. We'll find you a nice AR clone to play with.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil Social Conservative at March 25, 2016 08:18 AM (WVsWD)

One with lots of scary thingies and do-dads!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 08:20 AM (p4UlV)

315 If the Cruz story turns out to be true I don't want to be anywhere near this place when Ace finds out.

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2016 08:20 AM (CL5j3)

316
Yayyyyyyyyy. MMMMMMM. Eating girlscout cookies for breakfast on Good Friday....got the day off... woot woot!! No work today! Sticking it to the man!

*so bad a**

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin finally got his order of girlscout cookies from his cousin's kids in Arizona at March 25, 2016 08:20 AM (Qj6zv)

317 307 Ok, they got two stories right

Posted by: antisocialist at March 25, 2016 08:21 AM (9n14Y)

318 302

"There is a guy here in the office convinced that Trump is a stalking horse to make sure Hillary wins."

I've never ruled out that possibility because at this point I have no reason to rule out much of anything. I hope it's false but if it's true, then nothing is as it appears and we are truly without (political) hope. The Matrix will have held more actual reality for its slaves, as it at least responded to their imagined desires.

Posted by: Ghost of... at March 25, 2016 08:21 AM (bGLSw)

319 315 If the Cruz story turns out to be true I don't want to be anywhere near this place when Ace finds out.

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2016 08:20 AM (CL5j3)


It will look like the bunker.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 08:21 AM (Zs4uk)

320
Okay kids. I have to do the pre-cleaning for the cleaning woman.

Later!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 08:21 AM (p4UlV)

321 The Hitler thing is some funny shit.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 08:15 AM (Zs4uk)




Let me tell you this! And you're hearing this straight from the horse. Hitler was better looking than Churchill. He was a better dresser than Churchill. He had more hair! He told funnier jokes! And he could dance the pants off of Churchill!...Churchill!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2016 08:21 AM (45oDG)

322 315 If the Cruz story turns out to be true I don't want to be anywhere near this place when Ace finds out.
Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2016 08:20 AM (CL5j3)

============
What is if is only half true? An affair but not 5 affairs? Frankly, i dont know where he could find the time.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:22 AM (iQIUe)

323 there were rumors about rubio too, and counter accusations that they were coming from jeb's camp, however, however, they never made it to national enquirer. ne seems to be good at digging up old mistresses and love children...sometimes

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2016 08:22 AM (c6/9Q)

324 I think this story will destroy either Cruz, the NE, or Trump (if it points back to him)

Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 08:22 AM (cbfNE)

325 The National Enquirer gets one story right - John Edwards - and suddenly we're expected to forget the thousands of total bullsh*t stories they push on a daily basis.

I am outraged at such scurrilous accusations.

Posted by: Batboy at March 25, 2016 08:23 AM (326rv)

326 >>>Well, I know just the dentist to send her to start working on the chompers<<<

Do Navy doctors float teeth? I could see a Cavalry doctor doin' a little equine maintenance now and again, but Navy? Are Marines considered human?

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2016 08:23 AM (UzPAd)

327 I give the NE Cruz story the same weight I did the NYT's 'McCain Affair' story.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at March 25, 2016 07:24 AM (oVJmc)


I agree but, more to the point, even if it were true neither Trump nor the people who are gaga over him are in a position to throw stones over a story about philandering.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:23 AM (NPofj)

328 So still more doom and gloom?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2016 08:23 AM (XXJ2r)

329 If I don't get off here and get moving I'll be pushing for #1 commenter on the Sunday ONT.
Play nice guys.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 08:23 AM (fizMZ)

330 Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:23 AM (NPofj)

I, too, was under the impression that Trump was a philanderer so a couple of months ago I went looking for something...anything...to confirm that. Found squat. If you've got a link, please post it.

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2016 08:25 AM (CL5j3)

331 Per the radio guys, Cruzsexscandal is the #1 trending topic on Twitter, but the story has still not been mentioned on any of the cable/network shows. That mitigates in favor of Cruz, I'd think. If even MSNBC's Legal department can't justify putting it on, then it's gotta be crap.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2016 08:25 AM (2cS/G)

332 there were rumors about rubio too, and counter
accusations that they were coming from jeb's camp, however, however,
they never made it to national enquirer. ne seems to be good at digging
up old mistresses and love children...sometimes


Posted by: runner at March 25, 2016 08:22 AM (c6/9Q)

BZZZZZZZZ... wrong. There was a story about a supposed Rubio affair and child earlier in the year.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:25 AM (NPofj)

333 329 If I don't get off here and get moving I'll be pushing for #1 commenter on the Sunday ONT.
Play nice guys.
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 08:23 AM (fizMZ)

Believe me, there are worse things in life, try being in the top ten twice in one week

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 08:25 AM (voOPb)

334 Eating girlscout cookies for breakfast"

While heartily approved, the best is the "Thin Mint Split"

Take a roll of Thin Mints, wrap in plastic, and put in microwave for 20 sec - until melting together. Toss in freezer, set up choc sauce, cherries, and ice cream. Take out now chilled and solid "roll" of Thin mints, and use heavy kitchen knife to split in half longways, put in dish and top w/ice cream and other toppings.

Waaaay good.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 25, 2016 08:25 AM (C9pBZ)

335
I've never been a Julia Roberts fan but now I find her repulsive. Tried to watch that stupid NottingHill film. I tried to watch it years ago and couldnt. Failed a second time, too.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:25 AM (iQIUe)

336 Skip, set your goals high.

Try to exceed Sven's 2,000+ comments in one week.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2016 08:26 AM (XXJ2r)

337 I just can't help but think that it's a little late in the game for the NE to trot out a legitimate story about Cruz' love life. A not so legitimate one, maybe. But this would have come out long ago if it had any truth to it. Just my opinion.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 25, 2016 08:26 AM (9n14Y)

338 Where's our gal, Michelle Fields? Havent heard from her in ages. Hope she is okay.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:27 AM (iQIUe)

339 ven if it were true neither Trump nor the people who are gaga over him are in a position to throw stones over a story about philandering.
Posted by: redbanzai

Unless of course this isn't being floated by trump. If the GOP is behind it, we're screwed. If the dems are behind it, we're still kinda screwed.

And who says that trump would stop talking just because YOU think that he's "in no position"?

He'll probably keep talking five minutes after he dies.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 08:27 AM (326rv)

340 See, this is why y'all needed to elect me.

As a bachelor, there's no worry that I was hiding affairs with random women in my closet.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey Graham at March 25, 2016 08:27 AM (H9MG5)

341 I for one hope that the Cruz story is fake, but a couple of reporters - one for Breitbart and one for the Washington Times - have already confirmed the bones of it on Twitter. Look up @Drews_Views and @LibertarianBlue.

I posted this but got bracketed in the ONT, so the "T" word is not what's setting it off FWIW.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at March 25, 2016 08:27 AM (Nj2wY)

342 >>Nice brush you have there. Didn't know they made them that wide.

This from the guy who claimed that "atheists largely brush it off" when discussions of immorality come up.

Pot. Kettle. Don't even need to add the rest.

Posted by: General Zod at March 25, 2016 08:28 AM (Bdeb0)

343 Is this business with Cruz all made up? Perhaps, very likely that it is. I wouldn't doubt that at all. And frankly I also don't care. Cruz deserves every bit of it given the crap he's pulled the past many weeks.

- Associating Trump with KKK and branding him a racist

- Blaming Trump for violence caused by leftist agitators

- Slut-shaming Melania to bait Trump into a troll war

- Using Brussels as opportunity to attack Trump

etc. etc. etc.

If this whole business is 100% made up, well, that just means Cruz is finally getting dealt the same shitty hand they've been dealing Trump this whole time.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at March 25, 2016 08:28 AM (VvFuQ)

344 He'll probably keep talking five minutes after he dies.

--

Funny coz it's true.

Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 08:28 AM (cbfNE)

345 Maybe the NE should do an expose on that creepy picture Trump took with his daughter on his lap. You know, something that actually happened.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2016 08:28 AM (2PHKP)

346 The National Enquirer gets one story right - John Edwards - and suddenly we're expected to forget the thousands of total bullsh*t stories they push on a daily basis.

--

You mean to insinuate the "My Mother Had a Love Child with a Martian from Centaur" isn't realz?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 25, 2016 08:28 AM (pVkEV)

347 Ok, looks like this AM is off to a rough start. BBL, y'all.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 25, 2016 08:29 AM (C9pBZ)

348 Where's our gal, Michelle Fields? Havent heard from her in ages. Hope she is okay.Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!


Isn't she getting an arm transplant? In some trauma center?

Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 08:29 AM (fbovC)

349 Phew! Shouting commenter gone. Thank you, MisHum.

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2016 08:29 AM (CL5j3)

350 Per the radio guys, Cruzsexscandal is the #1 trending topic on Twitter, but the story has still not been mentioned on any of the cable/network shows. That mitigates in favor of Cruz, I'd think. If even MSNBC's Legal department can't justify putting it on, then it's gotta be crap.

They can afford to wait. We're doing a bang up job by ourselves.

If this had any merit, then they get to loop it and run it. As it is, they may be watching their enemies make a mistake.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 08:29 AM (326rv)

351 I vote we ignore this story until at least Monday.

Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 08:31 AM (cbfNE)

352 Even the NE hedges by saying it's a "claim".

Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at March 25, 2016 08:31 AM (Gl74b)

353 Romanes eunt domus!!!

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 08:31 AM (1zS3A)

354 > The National Enquirer gets one story right

John Edwards, Tiger Woods, Jesse Jackson, Rush Limbaugh, Mel Gibson, Steve Jobs, etc., etc.

In terms of percent no idea how they do, but they have gotten quite a lot of stories right. And remember Drudge was considered tabloid when he broke Monica story.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at March 25, 2016 08:31 AM (VvFuQ)

355 342

Note I qualified it with "largely," not "absolutely." Thank you.

Posted by: Ghost of... at March 25, 2016 08:31 AM (bGLSw)

356 345 Maybe the NE should do an expose on that creepy picture Trump took with his daughter on his lap. You know, something that actually happened.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2016 08:28 AM (2PHKP)

Saw that one. Luxurious, but not classy.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at March 25, 2016 08:32 AM (QlyN5)

357
Where's our gal, Michelle Fields? Havent heard from her in ages. Hope she is okay.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:27 AM (iQIUe)
________________________

Of course I'm not okay...

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 25, 2016 08:32 AM (eguZ+)

358 351 I vote we ignore this story until at least Monday.
Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 08:31 AM (cbfNE

totally agree with that.
It's Friday, the sun is shining ugh Cruz, Trump, N.E.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 08:32 AM (voOPb)

359 The media's favorite game is "take down the evangelical".

First you set em up as a bible thumping, fire-spewing, Jesus freak.

Then you dig up the trash and show that they are not without sin.

Fun game. Lots of laughs. Been watching them do it for thirty years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2016 08:32 AM (2PHKP)

360 BREAKING: Washington Times reporter is saying he has confirmed 2 of the women

Posted by: #NeverHillary at March 25, 2016 08:32 AM (VvFuQ)

361 creeper... you weren't looking very hard if you didn't find it as Trump admitted to both cheating on Ivana AND sleeping with many married women in his memoirs.



See here: http://tinyurl.com/jsn667s


And here: http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/26/politics/ben-sasse-donald-trump-infidelities/index.html

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:33 AM (NPofj)

362 Rumor is that the Rubio people leaked the story, most media refused to run with it, now it's out...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:33 AM (iQIUe)

363 It's a damn shame.

Cruz would have made a good Supreme Court Justice.

Toast.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 08:33 AM (Zs4uk)

364 360
BREAKING: Washington Times reporter is saying he has confirmed 2 of the women

Posted by: #NeverHillary at March 25, 2016 08:32 AM (VvFuQ)

Confirmed what? That they are women?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2016 08:33 AM (2PHKP)

365 Posted by: #NeverHillary at March 25, 2016 08:28 AM (VvFuQ)

You're as dishonest and clueless of facts as the guy you support.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 25, 2016 08:34 AM (3jmxp)

366 Heard a lot of nice things about Gary Shandling by people who worked with him on the radio. Besides being funny, he was a kind and generous man.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:34 AM (iQIUe)

367 366
Heard a lot of nice things about Gary Shandling by people who worked
with him on the radio. Besides being funny, he was a kind and generous
man.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:34 AM (iQIUe)

Always enjoyed Shandling's work. He was very unique and funny. 66. Way too young.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 25, 2016 08:35 AM (2PHKP)

368 The BREAKING shit is Average Joe, who sucks cocks voluntarily, in fact with relish. BREAKING NEWS without links is BULLSHIT TROLLING.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at March 25, 2016 08:35 AM (QlyN5)

369
Isn't she getting an arm transplant? In some trauma center?
Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 08:29 AM (fbovC)

===========
She had it done earlier this week. I hope it didnt fall off...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:35 AM (iQIUe)

370 The Washington Post:

Millennials like socialism - until they get jobs

Yet millennials tend to reject the actual definition of socialism - government ownership of the means of production, or government running businesses.

So what does socialism actually mean to millennials? Scandinavia.




The snowflake generation has bought every lie the left has feed them.


Yet millennials become averse to social welfare spending if they foot the bill.



So when they're forced to accept responsibility socialism isn't quite so nifty

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 25, 2016 08:35 AM (45oDG)

371 Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:33 AM (NPofj)

Thank you.

Three wives and four bankruptcies is not a confidence-builder. But then, neither is being born on foreign soil.

Maybe I'll just sit this one out.

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2016 08:36 AM (CL5j3)

372 I am currently listening to "The Book of Invasions" by Horslips, on Youtube. It's pretty good.

If you have the time, I also recommend "The Tain" by the same group.

Finally, "Tracks from the Vault" is always good. Especially "Motorway Madness" and "Dearg Doom" ("Red Death"). By the same group.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 08:36 AM (1zS3A)

373 [cool stuff]

Posted by: Jeb! at March 25, 2016 08:36 AM (e3Dja)

374 @343.

Trump brought all that on himself.

Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at March 25, 2016 08:36 AM (Gl74b)

375 One with lots of scary thingies and do-dads!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2016 08:20 AM (p4UlV)

Bayonet lugs don't trigger you, do they? How about red dots that aren't for the Kittehs to chase?

You're still in though even if we have to give a lowly SKS to play with.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil Social Conservative at March 25, 2016 08:36 AM (WVsWD)

376 I don't believe the latest "scandal" re Cruz but even if its true I. Don't. Care.


At worst that places him on the same level in his marriage as all other candidates on both sides. He still would be head and shoulders over them in his Constitutional governance.


I bet dollars to donuts this is coming from Trump though.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:37 AM (NPofj)

377 If the Cruz-er really did have five, or even one, affair I wonder if he also has a secret Masonic tattoo? Made a deal with Lucifer? Is the spawn of alien rapists? Who knows what evil lurks in the mind of a Texas State High School Debate Champion?!?!

Posted by: C'Mon-- this is a transparent political hit job at March 25, 2016 08:37 AM (TxJGV)

378 >>Note I qualified it with "largely," not "absolutely." Thank you.

Your generalizations are largely sloppy, but not absolutely so.

Posted by: General Zod at March 25, 2016 08:37 AM (Bdeb0)

379 Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:25 AM (NPofj)

ok, then

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2016 08:38 AM (c6/9Q)

380 343 If this whole business is 100% made up, well, that just means Cruz is finally getting dealt the same shitty hand they've been dealing Trump this whole time.
Posted by: #NeverHillary at March 25, 2016 08:28 AM (VvFuQ)


You've just misrepresented what Cruz actually said in all of these cases in order to claim that Cruz has been misrepresenting Trump.

Posted by: Emmie at March 25, 2016 08:38 AM (rRHdN)

381 The illegal alien murderer apparently has family here( tried to rape niece). Are they illegal too? I assume the authorities have made no move to determine this.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 25, 2016 08:38 AM (3jmxp)

382 ted?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at March 25, 2016 08:38 AM (0O7c5)

383 Another week and everyone will forget about Brussels just like they forgot about Bataclan just like they forgot about San Berdoo. It will be all shut up and you are worse than the terrorists!!!11!! if you express anger and concern.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:39 AM (iQIUe)

384 And, now we have the paid TrumpTrolls (again) pushing "confirmation!"

Posted by: C'Mon-- this is a transparent political hit job at March 25, 2016 08:40 AM (TxJGV)

385 If the Cruz story turns out to be true I don't want to be anywhere near this place when Ace finds out.


Be glad Michelle Fields isn't on the list.

Posted by: I am Kasich, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 08:40 AM (PjWy4)

386 Is this business with Cruz all made up? Perhaps,
very likely that it is. I wouldn't doubt that at all. And frankly I
also don't care. Cruz deserves every bit of it given the crap he's
pulled the past many weeks.



- Associating Trump with KKK and branding him a racist



- Blaming Trump for violence caused by leftist agitators



- Slut-shaming Melania to bait Trump into a troll war



- Using Brussels as opportunity to attack Trump



etc. etc. etc.



If this whole business is 100% made up, well, that just means Cruz
is finally getting dealt the same shitty hand they've been dealing Trump
this whole time.

Posted by: #NeverHillary at March 25, 2016 08:28 AM (VvFuQ)

So your opinion is that Trump can lie and lie and lie about everyone but no one can tell the actual truth about him AND Cruz gets the blame for what anyone else Not Cruz says about Trump.

Yah... No. That dog don't hunt.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:40 AM (NPofj)

387 Maybe this was why Kasich stayed in? That he would end up being the standard bearer for #NeverTrump?

Good Lord, no one could have written this as fiction - it would be turned down as too implausible.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet's Prices Trump The Harangue Hut's! at March 25, 2016 08:40 AM (hLRSq)

388 Where's our gal, Michelle Fields? Havent heard from her in ages. Hope she is okay.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:27 AM (iQIUe)



I died.

Of arm trauma.


My soul went to heaven, but my arm went to hell.

What's up with that?






I blame Trump's pact with the devil.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 25, 2016 08:41 AM (0cMkb)

389 If the story is true, it will grow legs, and the 'real' news networks will pick it up. If it's false, the assumption that Trump is pushing it doesn't make a lot of sense, as it would hurt him, not Cruz.

I think it's more likely, that if the story is fake, or true, that it's being pushed by the GOPe, which needs to delegitimize Cruz prior to the convention. Doing so would make it appear reasonable to give the nomination to someone else.


Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 25, 2016 08:41 AM (0IhFx)

390 Heh, so the confirmation is now "Hey some guys over at Brietbart say they heard the rumor before"

As I said, I've been through this BS personally, and that is how you keep a rumor going...

"Hey have you heard the rumor?"
"Yeah, I've heard a rumor, dunno..."
"See! She confirms it! It must be true!"

Not that anyone would have a vested interest in this rumor swirling around right now. *rolls eyes*

I don't think Trump is the source of the rumor, btw. Someone who works for him is one of the alleged mistresses. The only person I can see benefiting from this is Kasich, who is trying to freeze Walker from endorsing Cruz.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 08:41 AM (gwSAc)

391 Let see
Trump 3 divorces, admitted to affairs.
Bernie, divorced and father of illegitimate child
Hillary, rumored to like women, chief operation officer of the bimbo patrol, etc, etc.

I'm still voting for Cruz. Glass houses and all

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 08:41 AM (voOPb)

392 >>If the Cruz story turns out to be true I don't want to be anywhere near this place when Ace finds out.

MinRecAce Cruz badsex unstory.

Posted by: General Zod at March 25, 2016 08:42 AM (Bdeb0)

393 >>Whoooiee. Someone got something other than what they wanted in their cheerios this morning.


Not at all. I've always thought the vast majority of commenters at Hot Air were lame.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2016 08:42 AM (/tuJf)

394 @383.
America always has a short attention span.

Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at March 25, 2016 08:43 AM (Gl74b)

395
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/goatslive

Goats playing Live!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:43 AM (iQIUe)

396 "If you marry a bible-thumping, snake handling, tongue talking evangelical, he better not screw around."

This is true. And it may explain Heidi Cruz's symptoms of depression. She was raised Seventh Day Adventist. No snake handling, but they tend to be quite upright morally. Wives are expected to obey their husbands, and divorce is frowned upon. Which put Heidi in a no-win situation. I hope she doesn't end up as collateral damage in this whole situation.

Posted by: Avogadra at March 25, 2016 08:43 AM (UDMos)

397 I have confirmed that while you're all on here commenting, your mailman sheds his human skin and breathes dryer lint.

Posted by: Dr. Stupid, Reporting LIVE! from Hoekville at March 25, 2016 08:43 AM (YpQpo)

398 She had it done earlier this week. I hope it didnt fall off...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:35 AM (iQIUe)
_______________________

Currently I'm recovering,, in a full body cast with one of those dog cones around my neck to keep me from licking my wounds while I sleep....

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 25, 2016 08:44 AM (eguZ+)

399 >>>It will be all shut up and you are worse than the terrorists!!!11!! if you express anger and concern.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:39 AM (iQIUe)

***

I drink brandy and read "Tóraigheacht Dhiarmada agus Ghráinne" in the original Irish.

Those practices keep me centered.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 08:44 AM (1zS3A)

400 378

Yet accurate enough for the point of that conversation: the Left tends to never be as outraged (if at all) at its own exhibiting the same behaviors they decry in anyone not on the Left. Are there exceptions? Sure. But the bigger the figure is to the Left, the rarer those exceptions are.

Posted by: Ghost of... at March 25, 2016 08:44 AM (bGLSw)

401 ted?


Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at March 25, 2016 08:38 AM (0O7c5)


I wouldn't be all sad faced yet. He doesn't strike me as the type.


As I said above though, he would still be head and shoulders above Trump (and Hillary) still if it were true as he actually believes in and would protect our Constitutional rights.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:44 AM (NPofj)

402 397 I have confirmed that while you're all on here commenting, your mailman sheds his human skin and breathes dryer lint.
Posted by: Dr. Stupid, Reporting LIVE! from Hoekville at March 25, 2016 08:43 AM (YpQpo

Good, about time he did something productive

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 08:44 AM (voOPb)

403 I don't think Trump is the source of the rumor, btw. Someone who works for him is one of the alleged mistresses. The only person I can see benefiting from this is Kasich, who is trying to freeze Walker from endorsing Cruz.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

If it depresses turnout, then anyone on the left benefits.

If it harms Cruz and paints the primary field as idiots going after each others' wives, then the GOPe and possible Katshit benefits.

I'm pretty sure that we're screwed. Not in any good way either.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 08:45 AM (326rv)

404 I drink Guinness and read Molly Bloom's love letters to Blazes Boylan in the original Smuttish.

Those practices keep me off-centered.

Posted by: General Zod at March 25, 2016 08:46 AM (Bdeb0)

405 Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:37 AM (NPofj)

Sorry redbanzi, I would care very much. It may not be fair but Cruz has presented himself as different than Trump and any infidelity would diminish his perceived character more.

I just hope the rumors are just that.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 25, 2016 08:46 AM (3jmxp)

406 393 >>Whoooiee. Someone got something other than what they wanted in their cheerios this morning.


Not at all. I've always thought the vast majority of commenters at Hot Air were lame.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2016 08:42 AM (/tuJf)

Uh huh.

Posted by: KansasDude at March 25, 2016 08:46 AM (serBz)

407 I think this primary is now moving into the 'mutual assured destruction' phase.

♪ It's a MAD world ♪

Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 08:46 AM (fbovC)

408 Wow I used to support Cruz but it turns out he's a creep in addition to being a booger-eating liar.

I'm so disappoinTED.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 25, 2016 08:48 AM (Ui7Rt)

409 I only have about a half hour before heading to the dog park, hoping for a fiery Cruz denial before I go, but I doubt I'll get it that early. If it's BS, he should go scorched earth on the Nat Enq., .

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2016 08:49 AM (2cS/G)

410 As I said before. Trump is the likely nominee, taking out Cruz has no effect on the race.

Let the screwing begin.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 08:49 AM (gwSAc)

411 I thought, Conservative/Republicans were supposed to be the adults in the room.

Now, we've got the two front-runners, and their supporters, acting like spoiled little school-girls.

Advantage: Hillary

Posted by: franksalterego at March 25, 2016 08:50 AM (Cd+Fa)

412 >>>350 Per the radio guys, Cruzsexscandal is the #1 trending topic on Twitter, but the story has still not been mentioned on any of the cable/network shows.

You can thank Wickey Vaugh and the Alt-right idiots for that.

But they totally don't exist and are just phantasms dreamed up by bitter Rubio supporters.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 25, 2016 08:50 AM (MCmqp)

413 Ted Cruz has shattered my belief in all that is good and pure and right and meaningful. I've been up crying all night, trying to think of how I'm going to explain this to my children.

Posted by: A Totally New Commenter with this unsolicited opinion at March 25, 2016 08:50 AM (PjWy4)

414
Does anyone want to sign my cast? Lots of room left. Only Ben Shapiro so far....

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 25, 2016 08:50 AM (eguZ+)

415 Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2016 08:49 AM (2cS/G

You and the pooch have fun. Has the pup been vaccinated against Kennel Cough? If not, you might want to consider it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 08:50 AM (voOPb)

416 Anybody know if Gawker is pushing the Mistress story?

Could be an indicator

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2016 08:51 AM (ptqRm)

417 >>>Those practices keep me off-centered.

Posted by: General Zod at March 25, 2016 08:46 AM (Bdeb0)

***

I'd love to be so forthright in my confessions, but the Jesuits left me too fuckin' high-minded.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 08:51 AM (1zS3A)

418 @408 sure you did.

Everyday I see a name I never saw before saying they used to support Ted, but changing his/her ways now...

Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at March 25, 2016 08:51 AM (Gl74b)

419 We need a conservative version of Cheche.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at March 25, 2016 08:51 AM (evdj2)

420 >>>416 Anybody know if Gawker is pushing the Mistress story?
Could be an indicator

Yep.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 25, 2016 08:51 AM (MCmqp)

421 If it harms Cruz and paints the primary field as idiots going after each others' wives, then the GOPe and possible Katshit benefits.


If history is any guide, it is often the 3rd place or 4th place guy going into a Brokered Convention who wins.

Do not underestimate Katshit's chances.


If this goes to a Brokered Convention, and he has shown some strength in Blue States-

he will probably get the nod.


Katshit has been reading aloud from-

"The Big Book of GOPe and Donor Class Wet Dreams'

and

"50 Things George Soros Yanks It to"

for weeks now.


He's been all but buying air time to state he will run things exactly like a Democrat....except run better and more efficiently.


IMHO. Deadlocked Convention = Katshit kandidacy



Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2016 08:51 AM (0cMkb)

422 Sorry redbanzi, I would care very much. It may not
be fair but Cruz has presented himself as different than Trump and any
infidelity would diminish his perceived character more.



I just hope the rumors are just that.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 25, 2016 08:46 AM (3jmxp)


As I said above, at worst that makes him like every other candidate visa vie his marriage. I am not voting to marry him. I am voting to have him turn this country around and put it back on a Constitutional track.

If this were true, I would be personally disappointed in him but it would not affect my political support at all. I do not believe it is true, however... especially if a Trump staffer is the alleged accuser.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:52 AM (NPofj)

423 Anybody know if Gawker is pushing the Mistress story?

Could be an indicator
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Yeah; we need money. Lots of it.

Posted by: Gawked at March 25, 2016 08:52 AM (326rv)

424
Those practices keep me centered.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 08:44 AM (1zS3A)

==========
You werent centered yesterday when you were insulting people here.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:52 AM (iQIUe)

425 No, not kennel cough, just vaccinations and heart worm preventative. I do wonder about the water basins that scores of dogs drink out of everyday, gotta be a sea of germs. I dump and refill it every time I go, but it's far from "clean".

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2016 08:53 AM (2cS/G)

426 Will little Che Che have a cry over this?

Story at 11.

Posted by: Dr. Stupid, Reporting LIVE! from Hoekville at March 25, 2016 08:53 AM (YpQpo)

427
IMHO. Deadlocked Convention = Katshit kandidacy

Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2016 08:51 AM (0cMkb)

They are way too stupid for that, try George F*cking Pataki

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 08:53 AM (voOPb)

428 Goat cam is so relaxing. The goats jump up, the goats jump down, the goats walk around, the goats chew chew chew. Simple, easy, no politics.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at March 25, 2016 08:53 AM (QlyN5)

429 Back in 2008, John Nolte @Breitbart summed up the MSM's approach to Palin coverage as the tabloidization of her and her family. The idea was that unlike the calm, reverential coverage they give Dems - such as "People" having a cover story of the loving Obama marriage (with cute, "candid" shots of the family doing sweet things together) - they treated each story of the Palins as it they were the Kardashians. Thee titillating headlines insinuating a juicy family drama, the ugly shots of Palin, creating an image that it is a 24/7 clown-show to be anywhere near them.

I think this is *exactly* what they're doing to Trump and Cruz. Yes, Trump is contributing to it big time, but it is being amped up to 11 so that GOP voters will find them so repellent they will gladly accept someone fresh and new as the replacement candidate, or they'll stay at home.

Meanwhile, Hillary, whose life is a felonious clown-show, is treated like a well-respected elder statesman, ready to put her steady hand on the wheel.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2016 08:53 AM (NOIQH)

430 I find this information about Ted Cruz very concerning. I may have to spend election day quietly reading the Bible and praying.

Posted by: concerned Christian conservative at March 25, 2016 08:53 AM (fbovC)

431 "required" vaccinations

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2016 08:54 AM (2cS/G)

432 It's like the calm before the storm.


Or seeing the ocean recede before a tsunami.


Either way, true or false, the shit is about to hit the fan

Posted by: ThunderB at March 25, 2016 08:54 AM (zOTsN)

433
Oh no... Allen West just showed up,, and I don't think he's here to sign my cast...

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 25, 2016 08:54 AM (eguZ+)

434 Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2016 08:53 AM (2cS/G)

I would do the kennel cough vaccination. Just a spray into the nose of the pooch. You can get vaccine and diy. Its the doggies version of the common cold but looks and sounds worse. Parks and kennels are notorious for it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 08:55 AM (voOPb)

435 we've got the two front-runners, and their supporters, acting like spoiled little school-girls.

Advantage: Hillary

Posted by: franksalterego at March 25, 2016 08:50 AM (Cd+Fa)
------------------

Arf arf arf!

Posted by: iforgot at March 25, 2016 08:55 AM (pC96u)

436 Even if it turns out to be true, please please don't let Cruz do the tearful apology with wife at his side presscon thing. Just brazen it out.

Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 08:55 AM (cbfNE)

437 IMHO. Deadlocked Convention = Katshit kandidacy









Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2016 08:51 AM (0cMkb)

Under current rules that require a majority of delegates from 8 states and old rules that required a plurality of delegates from 5 states, Kasich will not even be eligible to be considered.
Unless the remainder of the primary states go Kasich crazy, he will not be a factor at the convention.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:55 AM (NPofj)

438 Gawker to promise a Ted Cruz sex tape, revealing Ted's deepest kinks include sex while dressed up like Hulk Hogan

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 08:55 AM (PjWy4)

439 The only person I can see benefiting from this is Kasich, who is trying to freeze Walker from endorsing Cruz.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 08:41 AM (gwSAc)


That's funny. The only one who benefits from a rumor of Cruz fooling around is the guy in front.


We're on a race, the race is Trump vs. Gope. If Trump doesn't win, none of these clowns who have or are still in the race are going to be the nominee. Gope will select its own, from its own.


Good grief, why would ANYONE want Kasbich for that role.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2016 08:55 AM (Dj0WE)

440 Thanks, MisHum, I'll look into it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2016 08:56 AM (2cS/G)

441 [No Irish allowed]
Posted by: things we can all agree on at March 25, 2016 07:45 AM (H9MG5)


...and then the fight started. Well alright, it started at "Hello", but still.

Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 08:56 AM (aQQbl)

442 Re: the numbers article about 46% of Muslims wanting Sharia law to be all or part of American law. Here is the immigration problem that no one wants to talk about. It's not just Muslims. In the olden days, we had this wild idea about people immigrating to a country and both parties fully understanding that American law applied to them. Yeah, we're a big melting pot of cultures and ideas, but there was this Constitution thing that was the law of the land.

No one believes that anymore. People coming here expect their own special law. All three branches of government have ceded their responsibilities for writing, passing, and enforcing laws to lobbyists and agencies full of unelected union workers. The courts, charged with interpreting law and making sure it squares with the constitution have ceded their responsibilities to lobbyists and agencies as well. If a citizen was to be convicted or punished under the law, it was decided by a jury of his peers. Now it's decided by those same agencies who can fine and prosecute you completely independently of law and based on their own interpretation of whatever policy they dream up and without any expectation of a trial or jury. If the IRS deems that you've erred on your taxes, they will seize your stuff and send you a bill full of penalties and interests while you have limited to no standing to bring them into court if it (as it usually does) turn out to be their error. Even then, you will receive no damages for the results of their seizure of your asset without a warrant, trial, or jury award. You might get part of what they stole back. Eventually.

Equal protection is a myth. What laws are still passed by congress and signed by the president are specifically created to favor a specific demographic group. Does the Lilly Ledbetter Act say "all people are entitled to the same wages for the same work" (as if anyone could find anything in the constitution that gives the federal government authority to dictate terms of an employment relationship)? No, it grants women, specifically, new "rights" that are not afforded to anyone else and creates a guilty until proven innocent system of compliance where employers, from now until the end of days, must maintain documentation to affirm their innocence of crimes that don't really exist. Wages are no longer a reward for results that benefit both parties. They are treated like and entitlement. Men are now required, by law, to fund medical care that does not apply to their anatomy.

Fine. I welcome Sharia law. Implement it in it's full glory so our leaders can brag yet again about how open and loving they are of the "religion of piece" while they continue to prosecute Christians for their faith and label Christians as terrorists in government documents. I look forward to the advocates of the Lilly Ledbetter act being forced to wear burkas and the inclusion of clitorectomies as mandatory procedures under Obamacare.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 08:57 AM (XItbt)

443 Client #9 stories led me to believe a majority of the DC/NY power players are in that "game", and it feeds their superiority complex. It happens in churches, or many places where power and trust are commingled. JFK allegedly had Soviet spies for mistresses ... then alas, there was Mary Jo Kopechne.

But back to the white trash American neighborhoods that deserve to die because they are all on meth ... this guy responds. Ian Fletcher is THE most fluent academic I've read on dismantling the "free trade" myth.

"it certainly wasn't Joe Sixpack who dreamed up NAFTA. Or Permanent Normal Trade Relations with China. Or the U.S. government's acquiescence to currency manipulation from Berlin to Beijing. Or trade agreements for the multinationals, by the multinationals, of the multinationals.

Laying these problems at his door is a sick joke."

under the "Do Americans Even Deserve Prosperity" post at:
freetradedoesntwork.com/works.htm

Posted by: Illiniwek at March 25, 2016 08:57 AM (N8i7l)

444 The difference between Trump and Cruz is character and temperament. If true, this does hurt Cruz. No sense denying it. I hope it's false and this silence is Cruz getting ready to go nuclear

Posted by: ThunderB at March 25, 2016 08:57 AM (zOTsN)

445 Oh no... Allen West just showed up,, and I don't think he's here to sign my cast...

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 25, 2016 08:54 AM (eguZ+)

Quick!!

Call the NYPD!!!!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil Social Conservative at March 25, 2016 08:58 AM (WVsWD)

446 Even if it turns out to be true, please please don't let Cruz do the tearful apology with wife at his side presscon thing. Just brazen it out.Posted by: @votermom 

Brazen or Brazzer?

Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 08:58 AM (fbovC)

447 As I said before. Trump is the likely nominee, taking out Cruz has no effect on the race.



Let the screwing begin.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 08:49 AM (gwSAc)

Those chickens ain't hatched quite yet Dave:-P

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:58 AM (NPofj)

448 440 Thanks, MisHum, I'll look into it.
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2016 08:56 AM (2cS/G

You're welcome. Its easy, relatively inexpensive and having a dog with it is sad

Its like the flu vaccine, doesn't work every time but gives your dog a better chance.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 08:58 AM (voOPb)

449 New York siblings confirmed dead in Brussels attacks: Brother and sister who were on the phone to family when blasts occurred are identified as victims

-----

Last night was SO fun, we must do it again some time: Obamas are all hugs with Argentinian counterparts after THAT night of tango dancing as they finally head home




*steps away from keyboard

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 25, 2016 08:58 AM (/D5Lf)

450 You know, if you just eliminate all the bad comments about Cruz and tap your heels together three times, everything goes away...

Just ask Maet.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 08:58 AM (Zs4uk)

451 He's been all but buying air time to state he will run things exactly like a Democrat....except run better and more efficiently.


IMHO. Deadlocked Convention = Katshit kandidacy



Posted by: naturalfake

The GOPe played one foul trick after another to win primaries or even scre over the actual primary winners (Sen Cokebear)

They tried one anointed one after another and failed.

They dragged out Romney who attacked trump, threw a stale cookie at Cruz, then announced that he would deign to take the nomination if it was giftwrapped, THEN campaigned for katshit, THEN announced that he was voting for. Cruz in Utah.

Lady Lindsey went from a bid for Prex (who in Hell knows why) then wishing Cruz dead. Then supporting him...cause that makes sense. While saying that he prefers katshit.

And the GOPe is sending out 'rules are for losers' announcements to the state committees.

So our presumptive candidate is a yutz from Ohio using a brain cell borowed from Joe Biden

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 08:58 AM (326rv)

452 Monday is a state holiday which means this is a 4 day weekend for state employees.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:59 AM (iQIUe)

453 Wow it turns out Glenn Beck was fasting for an adulterer when he could've been eating a whole cheesecake.

He missed an opportunity to feel bloaTED.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 25, 2016 08:59 AM (Ui7Rt)

454 They are way too stupid for that, try George F*cking Pataki
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 08:53 AM (voOPb)


Oooh! I forgot Pataki. That's a good guess.


Honestly, Pataki at times sounds reasonable and intelligent. I know he's a RINO scum, but he fakes it better than most of these other clowns.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2016 08:59 AM (Dj0WE)

455 >>The difference between Trump and Cruz is character and temperament.

Well that and the fact that Cruz is a conservative and Trump a liberal Democrat pretending to be a Republican.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 25, 2016 08:59 AM (/tuJf)

456 And in a stunning turn of events, at the brokered convention, the GOP nominates.......




Hillary!!!

I keed...I keed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2016 08:59 AM (ptqRm)

457 We're on a race, the race is Trump vs. Gope. If
Trump doesn't win, none of these clowns who have or are still in the
race are going to be the nominee. Gope will select its own, from its
own.





Good grief, why would ANYONE want Kasbich for that role.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2016 08:55 AM (Dj0WE)

You guys really seem to ascribe God like powers to the GOPe... which amazes me as Jeb! would be our nominee already if they truly had the power you think they have.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:59 AM (NPofj)

458 Cruz should have a press conference and declare he;'s been boning Marla Maples.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 25, 2016 09:00 AM (D5hxK)

459 Okay, make a single line! Have your money ready and your wang out! My God, I'm just one domestic fowl!

Posted by: The Chicken at March 25, 2016 09:00 AM (QlyN5)

460 334
Take a roll of Thin Mints, wrap in plastic, and put in microwave for 20 sec - until melting together. Toss in freezer, set up choc sauce, cherries, and ice cream. Take out now chilled and solid "roll" of Thin mints, and use heavy kitchen knife to split in half longways, put in dish and top w/ice cream and other toppings.

Waaaay good.
Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 25, 2016 08:25 AM (C9pBZ)


Diabetes is not your friend.

Posted by: rickl at March 25, 2016 09:00 AM (zoehZ)

461 Cruz could come out and do a news conference with a stack of Enquirers under his arm, all featuring ridiculous front-page stories, and just start flipping through them.

If you want to discredit the messenger, the Enquirer can leave a heckuva paper trail.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 09:00 AM (PjWy4)

462 [Only you can prevent forest fires.]

Posted by: Bear, Smokey, 1ea. at March 25, 2016 09:00 AM (0DVOr)

463 Topographers know the lay of the land. And her phone number.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2016 09:00 AM (ioqGj)

464 Under current rules that require a majority of delegates from 8 states and old rules that required a plurality of delegates from 5 states, Kasich will not even be eligible to be considered.
Unless the remainder of the primary states go Kasich crazy, he will not be a factor at the convention.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:55 AM (NPofj)



This is true.

But, there have been various balloons flown by the usual suspects-

that maaaaayyyyyybbbbeeee those particular rules can be changed back to the previous rules,

since they were just put in place (by Romney cronies) roughly 4 yrs ago.


If you're expecting the GOPe to rollover, they won't.

If Trump or less likely, Cruz one to the party with the required number,

sure, game over.

But, if not....well...

Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2016 09:00 AM (0cMkb)

465 Under current rules that require a majority of delegates from 8 states and old rules that required a plurality of delegates from 5 states, Kasich will not even be eligible to be considered.
Unless the remainder of the primary states go Kasich crazy, he will not be a factor at the convention.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:55 AM (NPofj)

As has been pointed out many times, the rules committee sets the rules at the start of the convention. The rules are meaningless and the GOPe is going to put in Ryan or someone like that as the nominee. Ryan of course will play his game of how he really doesn't want the nomination but it is being forced upon him.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at March 25, 2016 09:01 AM (LTDSy)

466 I agree, votermom. No tearful apology w/his wife. If it's true, he went into the race *knowing* that this would likely come out. That's not good judgement (in addition to the affairs).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2016 09:01 AM (NOIQH)

467 >>>You werent centered yesterday when you were insulting people here.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 08:52 AM (iQIUe)

***

There's a tampon in a gender-neutral bathroom in New York City with your name all over it.

Among other things, I was comparing and contrasting my treatment over the use of the word "c*nt" the night before, and trying to figure out the rules of the ban-hammer.

If you're taking all this seriously, well, Jesus, I'm sorry. I'll offer up a prayer for you.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 09:02 AM (1zS3A)

468 @437

They are going to meet to review the rules. They can change them at any time really. They can change them to get the result they want.

Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at March 25, 2016 09:02 AM (Gl74b)

469 The difference between Trump and Cruz is character
and temperament. If true, this does hurt Cruz. No sense denying it.
I hope it's false and this silence is Cruz getting ready to go nuclear

Posted by: ThunderB at March 25, 2016 08:57 AM (zOTsN)


If you think those are the only differences between Trump and Cruz, you have not been paying attention.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 09:02 AM (NPofj)

470 Fine. I welcome Sharia law. Implement it in it's full glory so our leaders can brag yet again about how open and loving they are of the "religion of piece" while they continue to prosecute Christians for their faith and label Christians as terrorists in government documents. I look forward to the advocates of the Lilly Ledbetter act being forced to wear burkas and the inclusion of clitorectomies as mandatory procedures under Obamacare.
Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 08:57 AM (XItbt)

A well written and thought out comment Damiano.

But as a dear friend would say to me at times, "Be careful for what you wish for"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 09:02 AM (voOPb)

471 Quick!!

Call the NYPD!!!!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil Social Conservative at March 25, 2016 08:58 AM (WVsWD)
__________________________

Not sure how that's gonna help since I'm in Seattle, but okay....

~tries to reach phone while in a body cast~


Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 25, 2016 09:03 AM (eguZ+)

472 Interesting fact, my farts smell like paste.

Posted by: Joey Biden at March 25, 2016 09:03 AM (22uju)

473 If you want to discredit the messenger, the Enquirer can leave a heckuva paper trail.
Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 09:00 AM (PjWy4)

The Enquirer got killed in a libel suit decades ago. Since then, on celebrity gossip, they actually have a solid track record. And have been right on these things more often than the NYT, WaPo, etc.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at March 25, 2016 09:03 AM (LTDSy)

474 We're on a race, the race is Trump vs. Gope. If
Trump doesn't win, none of these clowns who have or are still in the race are going to be the nominee. Gope will select its own, from its own.

Good grief, why would ANYONE want Kasbich for that role.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2016 08:55 AM (Dj0WE)

You guys really seem to ascribe God like powers to the GOPe... which amazes me as Jeb! would be our nominee already if they truly had the power you think they have.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:59 AM (NPofj)


God like? How do you figure? They say they want a brokered convention, so they're working on a brokered convention. Seems an awfully awfully human thing to be doing.


No god required.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2016 09:04 AM (Dj0WE)

475 What a horrible, evil shitbag this president is.

No difference between communism and capitalism?

Except for the EIGHTY FUCKING MILLION or more dead--murdered by their own fucking government--and the millions more who lived meager, short lives in misery.

Fucking ass.

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 25, 2016 09:04 AM (fQ/0p)

476 Don't worry, hardcore Cruz people. I suspect Glenn Beck will grab Ted by the ear and lead him to the Potamac River and wash away his sins.

Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 09:04 AM (fbovC)

477 466 I agree, votermom. No tearful apology w/his wife. If it's true, he went into the race *knowing* that this would likely come out. That's not good judgement (in addition to the affairs).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2016 09:01 AM (NOIQH)


Cruz could switch me from Trump with that strategy.

All he's got to do is come out and say: "Yeah, I fucked 'em all - and a couple I'm still fucking."

Show me the balls Trump has and I'll vote for him.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 09:04 AM (Zs4uk)

478 Is the "confirming" reporter named Batboy?

Posted by: Weekly World News at March 25, 2016 09:04 AM (YpQpo)

479 It looks like it's going to rain cats and dogs but nothing here yet.
Watching The Flying Tigers with the Duke. (1942)

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 09:04 AM (fizMZ)

480 2016- the year you have your choice of not one but potentially three exploiters of women! Glass ceiling is broken!

Someone said last night that (even if it's not true) Cruz's wife should come out and say, "Yeah, we have an open marriage and I encourage him to bang other chicks because Ted is just way too much man for me". I replied, "If they actually did that, in this election, Cruz would get 100% of the vote from here till November"

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 09:05 AM (XItbt)

481 Why the fuck would Hogan or Cruz make a sex tape? Who would be interested in seeing these people engaged in coitus?

*shivers*

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2016 09:05 AM (UzPAd)

482 So Rubio's smear story [#TeeThing] has finally been released. Darn, I guess it had to happen someday...

Posted by: Mr Lizard, Ted Cruz at March 25, 2016 09:05 AM (+wjl1)

483 "Just got into town about an hour ago, took a look around see which way the wind blows".... credits the late great Jim Morrison.
Morning all. How's everyone doing this fine morning?

Posted by: kraken at March 25, 2016 09:05 AM (sdxPm)

484 that maaaaayyyyyybbbbeeee those particular rules can be changed back to the previous rules,



since they were just put in place (by Romney cronies) roughly 4 yrs ago.





If you're expecting the GOPe to rollover, they won't.



If Trump or less likely, Cruz one to the party with the required number,



sure, game over.



But, if not....well...



Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2016 09:00 AM (0cMkb)

As I said, even under the old rules, Kasich will not be eligible for consideration... much less someone who is not even running at all or anymore.



That means Kasich, Pataki, Romney, et al. are at this point just boogymen that you are scaring yourself and others with.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 09:05 AM (NPofj)

485 >>>...and then the fight started. Well alright, it started at "Hello", but still.

Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 08:56 AM (aQQbl)

***

The Irish are the only people on earth who can say "Good Morning" and make it sound like a declaration of war.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 09:05 AM (1zS3A)

486 Interesting that Drudge hasn't pounced on the Cruz sex scandal. Shapiro buried it over at BB while he was still there.

http://www.conservativeoutfitters.com/blogs/news/ 94574273-8-things-you-need-to-know-about-ted-cruzs-sex-scandal

Remove the space to view the link.

Posted by: Valiant at March 25, 2016 09:05 AM (3MiF8)

487 hoping for a fiery Cruz denial before I go, but I doubt I'll get it that early. If it's BS, he should go scorched earth on the Nat Enq., .
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Agreed.

Also, is it wrong that I'm hoping Trump comes out and says "There's no way that dude gets that much tail, no friggin' way..."

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 25, 2016 09:05 AM (kXzR8)

488 BZZZZZZZZ... wrong. There was a story about a supposed Rubio affair and child earlier in the year.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 08:25 AM (NPofj)


Rubio was jumping up and down... "Check it out guys! I had an affair! With a woman! She lives in Canada, though, so you probably never met her."

Posted by: Jake (irregular) at March 25, 2016 09:05 AM (VUNdH)

489
Good grief, why would ANYONE want Kasbich for that role.
Posted by: BurtTC

If he wins, our guy wins.

If he loses, our guy loses.

Posted by: GOPe at March 25, 2016 09:05 AM (326rv)

490
Garry Shandling was examined by doctor day before his death after complaining of shortness of breath and had been planning to go to the ER for further tests
=============
At his age and if I were a doctor, I would have hospitalized him immediately. No2Liberals died of a heart attack in Jan. OmahaConservative died in March. Both were good men who died too soon.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 09:06 AM (iQIUe)

491 This ridiculous story is Trump's attempt to gain back Wisconsin votes. Simple enough.

Posted by: C'Mon-- this is a transparent political hit job at March 25, 2016 09:06 AM (TxJGV)

492 Why the fuck would Hogan or Cruz make a sex tape?

Hogan was taped without his knowledge.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 09:07 AM (PjWy4)

493 If I were a politician looking to have a girl-on-the-side I've decided Alexandra Daddario would be my focus of attention.

Posted by: C'Mon-- this is a transparent political hit job at March 25, 2016 09:07 AM (TxJGV)

494
That means Kasich, Pataki, Romney, et al. are at this point just boogymen that you are scaring yourself and others with.
Posted by: redbanzai

So either Romney, Boehner and the rest were lying or delusional?

Romney talked about accepting the nomination.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 09:08 AM (326rv)

495 Redbanzai,


You know I have been paying attention. Here's the thing. The vast majority of people, and voters, don't care about this "team" concept. Trump isn't our "team". Don't care. Means nothing to them. I could argue that a sizeable chunk of republicans aren't really conservative


Right now the biggest difference between Trump and Cruz being pushed is character and temperament. This story, if true, hits both. Deny all you want but it's true

Posted by: ThunderB at March 25, 2016 09:08 AM (zOTsN)

496 'Lyin' Ted' to become 'Layin' Ted' in next Trump tweet.

Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 09:08 AM (fbovC)

497 @479

One of my Favorite movies.
That, and Big Jake.

Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at March 25, 2016 09:08 AM (Gl74b)

498 Rubio was jumping up and down... "Check it out guys! I had an affair! With a woman! She lives in Canada, though, so you probably never met her."
Posted by: Jake (irregular) at March 25, 2016 09:05 AM (VUNdH)

LOL

Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 09:08 AM (cbfNE)

499 I was a Cruz supporter, but not anymore.

Mr. Trump conducts business in the boardroom while Lying Ted Cruz goes frolicking in the bedroom.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 25, 2016 09:09 AM (Ui7Rt)

500 Don't ruffle my cankles or I will quit wearing 7 inches of makeup and I will also start wearing mini skirts too, you all will be weak from puking.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 25, 2016 09:09 AM (G0b25)

501 Hey, everything isn't lost...

A short trip to rehab, followed by some religious instruction from Reverend Al, a couple tearful appearances on the View and Oprah, and Ted's good as new.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 09:09 AM (Zs4uk)

502 I can totally see "Sniveling Coward" Trump behind this story.

Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at March 25, 2016 09:09 AM (Gl74b)

503 I chuckle, after the November 2014 elections, it didn't take McConnell until 12/1/14 to screw the GOP base.

The base screamed, LIB, away with the GOP, the GOP is dead to me. Insert Marco Rubio, John McCain, Jeff Flake in the G of 8. It was the beginning of the end.

Enter Donald Trump, democrat in republican clothing. The GOP is doomed IMHO whether or not he get's the nomination.

I see one sad thing about the national GOP dying. That is the state GOP legislatures have been doing a good job. Take my state of WI for example. Union reforms, a right to work state now, carry and conceal. The Dems had stopped that for years.
The national party does have coat tails. Losing the senate, house and wh will hurt, hurt bad. But, I've been able to take solace in WI turning right over the past 6 years. Hate to see it come to an end now

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 09:09 AM (voOPb)

504
Among other things, I was comparing and contrasting my treatment over the use of the word "c*nt" the night before, and trying to figure out the rules of the ban-hammer.

If you're taking all this seriously, well, Jesus, I'm sorry. I'll offer up a prayer for you.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 09:02 AM (1zS3A)

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You were and continue to be an asshole. Anyone can look at your comments and see what you said. Why lie about it?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 09:09 AM (iQIUe)

505 >>Yeah, we have an open marriage and I encourage him to bang other chicks because Ted is just way too much man for me"

Heh. And then say, "At least I haven't been providing a government salary and unfettered access to classified docs to my female lover, or [air quotes]"aide"[air quotes] for the past 20 years like Hillary."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2016 09:09 AM (NOIQH)

506 >>trying to figure out the rules of the ban-hammer.

Ha! Angels on the head of a pin, that exercise. Seems pretty capricious to me.

>>There's a tampon in a gender-neutral bathroom

Wait...the Jesuits left you too high-minded to read Joycean smut, but you write names on tampons (and leave them in gender-neutral bathrooms)? Och, lass, ye're a wee wonder after me own black heart!

Posted by: General Zod at March 25, 2016 09:10 AM (Bdeb0)

507 Is there a company, do you think, that supplies thee stupid fucking #trumptroll comment armies?

In other words, could I get paid to comment here? Because I'm willing to take money. How much money? Well, good question! Let's talk.

Posted by: C'Mon-- this is a transparent political hit job at March 25, 2016 09:11 AM (TxJGV)

508 Has Hillary ever explained how Sidney Bloomingthal had access to classified info?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 09:11 AM (iQIUe)

509 >>Yeah, we have an open marriage and I encourage him to bang other chicks because Ted is just way too much man for me"

Check. And mate.

Posted by: General Zod at March 25, 2016 09:11 AM (Bdeb0)

510 And the bearer of the Golden Scalp Weasel rose from his throne and climbed to the top of his tower. There he spread his large hands adorned with but average sized fingers to the skies and intoned

"You have called upon the heavens to bring forth one to smite the foul GOPe and burn the nest of vipers to the ground, sparring none. Let the weeping begin for I have come unto you and SMOD the Annihilator has taken form on your world, and it shall be a luxurious, yuuge, magnificent smiting, truly first class, Biblical in an old-testament way, with full powers of eminent domain over the cities of the plain which shall be redeveloped into the classiest resorts..."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet's Prices Trump The Harangue Hut's! at March 25, 2016 09:11 AM (hLRSq)

511 So either Romney, Boehner and the rest were lying or delusional?

Romney talked about accepting the nomination.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 09:08 AM (326rv)


It's funny to me, that Gope is as clear as they can be regarding what they are trying to do, and people want to pretend they're not doing it.


I must admit though, at this point, I'm just looking at the whole damn thing as one big long unremitting clown show. I would be disappointed if they gave the nomination to Rominy.


I'm looking for a bigger, redder nosed clown in that position. Ryan would do just find, but eh, I would prefer to be surprised.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2016 09:12 AM (Dj0WE)

512 Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 25, 2016 09:09 AM (Ui7Rt)

Are you in Brattleboro?

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 09:12 AM (PjWy4)

513 505 >>Yeah, we have an open marriage and I encourage him to bang other chicks because Ted is just way too much man for me"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2016 09:09 AM (NOIQH)


Lizzy, you should be in crisis management.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 09:12 AM (Zs4uk)

514
A short trip to rehab, followed by some
religious instruction from Reverend Al, a couple tearful appearances on
the View and Oprah, and Ted's good as new.





Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 09:09 AM (Zs4uk)

That may not be enough. He may have to go live in some 3rd world country to "find himself"....and then go cry on Oprah.

Posted by: Siggy Freud at March 25, 2016 09:12 AM (aRUb8)

515 508 Has Hillary ever explained how Sidney Bloomingthal had access to classified info?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 09:11 AM (iQIUe) Who is Sidney Bloomingthal?

Posted by: Hillary "Felon" Clinton at March 25, 2016 09:13 AM (22uju)

516 "Has Hillary ever explained how Sidney Bloomingthal had access to classified info?"

Sometimes shit just happens.

She'll do better next time, OK?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2016 09:13 AM (ptqRm)

517 Wait til you see what I have in store for Trump, an unnamed source has told us he likes really really young girls.It's true believe me I never print anything false, just ask us about the aliens.

Posted by: National Enquirer at March 25, 2016 09:14 AM (nyYhO)

518 Cruz could switch me from Trump with that strategy.

All he's got to do is come out and say: "Yeah, I fucked 'em all - and a couple I'm still fucking."

Show me the balls Trump has and I'll vote for him.
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 09:04 AM (Zs4uk)

--

Cruz could say, yeah, I had affairs. But that's all in the past, when I was a Canadian Mountie.
Since last year I've renounced my two timing citizenship.

(This is why no one hires me as a campaign adviser)

Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 09:14 AM (cbfNE)

519 Posted by: ThunderB at March 25, 2016 09:08 AM (zOTsN)

See Thunder, that's the thing.I don't have a "team". Not a Republican, certainly not a Democrat, nor a Libertarian ( who knows what that bunch believes). Was born into a Democrat family, and rolled that way until that party went nuts. Then a Republican voter until it became obvious their interests were not mine.
So I guess I am a Nationalist, understanding that saying this makes me highly suspect to some.

Posted by: kraken at March 25, 2016 09:14 AM (sdxPm)

520 Mr Wednesday you were a Cruz supporter? Really? When? Come on

Posted by: ThunderB at March 25, 2016 09:14 AM (zOTsN)

521
Mr. Trump conducts business in the boardroom while Lying Ted Cruz goes frolicking in the bedroom.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 25, 2016 09:09 AM (Ui7Rt)

Thats funny right there, I don't care who you are. Good one Mr. Wednesday!

Posted by: Mimzey at March 25, 2016 09:14 AM (aRUb8)

522 Sidney thought my yoga poses were the cat's meow.

Posted by: Hillary at March 25, 2016 09:14 AM (22uju)

523
Gotta scoot,, It's time for my physical therapy. Of course being in a full body cast means I have to wiggle my pinky toes for 15 mins... It is so painful...

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 25, 2016 09:14 AM (eguZ+)

524 I'm concerned with how concerned all of the concerned Trumps supporters in concern to the NE story...


Very concerning.

Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 09:14 AM (n/0Nw)

525 Cruz could say, yeah, I had affairs. But that's all in the past, when I was a Canadian Mountie.
Since last year I've renounced my two timing citizenship.

(This is why no one hires me as a campaign adviser)
Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 09:14 AM (cbfNE

But, I chuckled and almost lost my coffee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 09:14 AM (voOPb)

526 >>Has Hillary ever explained how Sidney Bloomingthal had access to classified info?


Nope.
Haven't heard that he's even been interviewed by the FBI yet. The emailing of full paragraphs of NSA's most highly classified analysis should do it (in a sane world). And he was emailing it *to* Hillary, so where did he get it?

Hope he rots in jail.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2016 09:14 AM (NOIQH)

527 I was a Ted Cruz supporter since he seemed to be the only TrueCon in the race. But then I heard the rumors of his infidelity and now I feel I can no longer TrusTed if there's a chance he may have scored some side tail. So now I'm switching my support to the misogynistic Leftist Manhattan Democrat (no, I'm not talking about Bill Clinton or his wife) because as a concerned Christian conservative, it's the only option.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 25, 2016 09:14 AM (D5hxK)

528 If the party changes rules to hand the nom to a lackey, it's over, and they know it's over. The disgruntled voters who have pushed this insurrection in the first place will be gone, either following a candidate to a third party or chucking participation in the process altogether.

It would also be a bloodbath on down the ticket as people decide they don't want to prop up the party any further.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 09:14 AM (PjWy4)

529 Don't even think about it fatboy....

Posted by: The Pancreas at March 25, 2016 09:15 AM (aQQbl)

530 redbanzai,

It's not scare tactics, it is a clear recognition of the rules.

They can and will be changed at the beginning of the convention (as per the rules)-

if no one comes in with a majority.


count on it.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2016 09:15 AM (0cMkb)

531
Sidney Blumenthal's classified info that he was not suppose to have access to that was found on his computer that was hacked into by Guccifer and posted on line. To me, that is a big effin deal.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 09:16 AM (iQIUe)

532 520
Mr Wednesday you were a Cruz supporter? Really? When? Come on

Posted by: ThunderB at March 25, 2016 09:14 AM (zOTsN)

He's joking. The use of "Lyin' Ted" was the tell.

Posted by: Mimzey at March 25, 2016 09:16 AM (aRUb8)

533 If the party changes rules to hand the nom to a lackey, it's over, and they know it's over. The disgruntled voters who have pushed this insurrection in the first place will be gone, either following a candidate to a third party or chucking participation in the process altogether.

It would also be a bloodbath on down the ticket as people decide they don't want to prop up the party any further.
Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 09:14 AM (PjWy4)


Don't underestimate Gope's ability to shoot itself in various body parts.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2016 09:16 AM (Dj0WE)

534 Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 09:05 AM (1zS3A)


It's an art... a gift really.

Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 09:17 AM (aQQbl)

535 Very concerning.
Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 09:14 AM (n/0Nw)

I gave up concern for Lent. After Sunday, I'll have to be concerned again.

Hell, and I am not even Catholic

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 09:17 AM (voOPb)

536 Does Ted know how to tango?

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2016 09:17 AM (UzPAd)

537 I am very disappointed in my wang, and it will no longer be affiliated with my campaign.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at March 25, 2016 09:17 AM (PjWy4)

538 Bruce With a Wang!

You know what? I will work to improve my behavior.

I was raised by the very best of all insult merchants: the Patrician Brothers, the Christian Brothers, and the Jesuits. To this day, when I find myself in a target-rich environment, I have a hard time restraining myself.

The ability to discern a weakness and then flick in a blade is a horrible, disgusting, perverse sort of sport.

And one to which I am trained.

Mind you, the brandy doesn't help.


Ooooh. "Dearg Doom" is playing on "The Tain". Gotta go rock out. Later.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 09:17 AM (1zS3A)

539 How much is T-rump paying you guys to post to blogs?

Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at March 25, 2016 09:17 AM (Gl74b)

540 AGW a bigger threat than ISIS? We need to secede. The stupid and evil have won the day.

Posted by: angela urkel at March 25, 2016 09:17 AM (XLtjk)

541 Trump's ego will find a way to verbally blow a perfect softball if this Cruz stuff pans out:

"See, I told you! He was lying about Carson in Iowa, now we find that he's been lying to his wife about five town rides he's been shagging! And they're not even beautiful! Me, when I step out on the missus, I trade up, at least...I mean...I mean I wouldn't step out on Melania, I'd be crazy, but you know what I mean..."

Posted by: General Zod at March 25, 2016 09:17 AM (Bdeb0)

542 529 Don't even think about it fatboy....
Posted by: The Pancreas at March 25, 2016 09:15 AM (aQQbl)

I'm not a fatboy. I'm just easy to see.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 09:18 AM (voOPb)

543
count on it.





Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2016 09:15 AM (0cMkb)


I agree. Enter candidate Paul Ryan or Marco Rubio. (tho they may not want to nominate anyone who was actually running..it would look bad)

Posted by: Mimzey at March 25, 2016 09:18 AM (aRUb8)

544 There has to be something in Corinthians Two that addresses adultery. Trump would be the expert in that field.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 25, 2016 09:18 AM (3jmxp)

545 450 You know, if you just eliminate all the bad comments about Cruz and tap your heels together three times, everything goes away...

Just ask Maet.
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 08:58 AM (Zs4uk)
So normally I just lurk here... what was it again?

Were they changing the words people were saying last night?

Posted by: KansasDude at March 25, 2016 09:18 AM (serBz)

546 >>...that was hacked into by Guccifer and posted on line.


Yep. They've got him dead to rights on carelessly making classified info available to a hacker. Guccifer announced that he had downloaded Sid's entire in box (including all the attached docs), so it's a certainty that he scooped up the NSA info. He even helpfully provided a screencapture of Sid's inbox, which has already been used to ID several emails w/Hillary she never turned over.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2016 09:19 AM (NOIQH)

547 507 Is there a company, do you think, that supplies thee stupid fucking #trumptroll comment armies?

In other words, could I get paid to comment here? Because I'm willing to take money. How much money? Well, good question! Let's talk.
Posted by: C'Mon-- this is a transparent political hit job at March 25, 2016 09:11 AM (TxJGV)

There are entire floors of tall buildings on K and L streets in DC dedicated to propaganda operations like that. They call themselves Political Consultants or Media Consultants or some such. They make unseemly profits and their offices are immaculate. It's big business and it's filthy as hell, but that's the state of our politics.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at March 25, 2016 09:19 AM (RD7QR)

548 The extremist National Enquirer has launched a disgraceful attack against Sen. Cruz. Unfortunately, this is another embarrassment for my Republican party.

Meanwhile, the bigoted, violent, anti-immigrant Trump supporters are running amuck.

I am seriously considering voting for Ms. Clinton at this point.

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at March 25, 2016 09:19 AM (Ui7Rt)

549 @528

Do you think the GOPe really cares? It's every man for himself in DC. There is only one party right now...the "Politicians' Party".

Posted by: creeper at March 25, 2016 09:19 AM (CL5j3)

550 "Don't underestimate Gope's ability to shoot itself in various body parts."

I'm not saying they're stupid.
They're just unlucky at thinking.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2016 09:20 AM (ptqRm)

551 He should own it. Come out like the poster, tatted up, smoking, throng of women. Frolicking.

Posted by: ThunderB at March 25, 2016 09:20 AM (zOTsN)

552 20 So what's this about Cruz and his girlfriends?
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 07:11 AM (Zs4uk)

FornicaTED

Posted by: rebel flounder at March 25, 2016 09:20 AM (QvJot)

553 Headline: Social media raises risk of depression.

One study (widely cited by numerous news media outlets) shows that people who spend a great deal of time on social media display symptoms of depression.

Daily Mail : http://preview.tinyurl.com/hrhpndj

The Daily Mail article asks the question, does social media cause the depression, or do people who are depressed go to social media looking for relief?

Newsmax : http://preview.tinyurl.com/gljzl3b

More versions of this ground breaking, fast moving story are easily found by searching for 'social media depression study'.

So if social media is making you depressed, it makes me depressed, one should avoid social media.

If you are depressed, as I often am, you should avoid social media.







Or you could just ignore the troublemakers and topics that stir people up.

Posted by: Rogland Brostle at March 25, 2016 09:20 AM (btlCP)

554 544 There has to be something in Corinthians Two that addresses adultery. Trump would be the expert in that field.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 25, 2016 09:18 AM (3jmxp)

Stop me if you've heard this one: II Corinthians walk into a bar...

Posted by: The Donald's Head Weasel at March 25, 2016 09:20 AM (mBYZv)

555 On the question "can I get paid to be a Trump Troll?"...

Yes, I found a link to a company that pays you to post on social media. Posted it yesterday.

At first I didn't think this was the Trump people pushing it because of Pierson's involvement, but looks like that isn't true. The Trump campaign is using one of the professional social media firms to push the "story of the day" for awhile now. Today the story is #cruzsexscandal. Since the trolls are out in force pushing the story, that leads back to Trump campaign, since he's the only one who has been using this tactic. The Obama campaign invented this, it is probably the same firm.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 09:20 AM (gwSAc)

556 I think there are plenty of people out there who will come in and bash Ted for free just to spite Ace.

And the cycle continues.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 09:21 AM (PjWy4)

557 If the party changes rules to hand the nom to a lackey, it's over, and they know it's over. The disgruntled voters who have pushed this insurrection in the first place will be gone, either following a candidate to a third party or chucking participation in the process altogether.

It would also be a bloodbath on down the ticket as people decide they don't want to prop up the party any further.
Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman

Dear peasant,


If I lose with Trump or Cruz, then my peers at the cocktail party set will simply NEVER let me live it down.

And if either wins? What am I to do?

If The Hon. Gov. Katshit (son of mailman) pulls it off, good for me.

If not, I blame it on you, my job still exists, and my peers will say that it was a respectable loss.

Now shut up and learn your place.

Posted by: GOPe at March 25, 2016 09:21 AM (326rv)

558 I do wonder how much of this Trump knew or suspected when he came up with "Lyin' Ted" as it now becomes a double entendre.

Also, guys, low hanging fruit:

LusTED

Posted by: Jake (irregular) at March 25, 2016 09:21 AM (VUNdH)

559 How much is T-rump paying you guys to post to blogs?

Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at March 25, 2016 09:17 AM (Gl74b)


Nothing - I do this for entertainment.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet's Prices Trump The Harangue Hut's! at March 25, 2016 09:22 AM (hLRSq)

560 Does Ted know how to tango?

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2016 09:17 AM (UzPAd)
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If things keep on we'll find out when he does Dancing With the Stars.

Posted by: iforgot at March 25, 2016 09:23 AM (pC96u)

561 Were they changing the words people were saying last night?

Posted by: KansasDude at March 25, 2016 09:18 AM (serBz)


Not changing words, just eliminating any comment that referred to the primary.

A truly embarrassing moment for this blog.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 09:23 AM (Zs4uk)

562 2016- the year you have your choice of not one but potentially three exploiters of women! Glass ceiling is broken!




Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 09:05 AM (XItbt)

You really think Hillary hasn't exploited women?


Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 09:23 AM (NPofj)

563 539
How much is T-rump paying you guys to post to blogs?

Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at March 25, 2016 09:17 AM (Gl74b)
He hasn't set anything...but he's told them they will get the best deal ever...the best. It'll be so good they'll be tired of getting such a great deal.

Posted by: Mimzey at March 25, 2016 09:23 AM (aRUb8)

564 Brussels bombers were on US watch list
-----------------

I'm amazed we even have a watch list. Or is it just to watch? Watch them go in, watch them go out, watch them blow things up.

Posted by: iforgot at March 25, 2016 09:24 AM (pC96u)

565 Cruz could say, yeah, I had affairs. But that's all in the past, when I was a Canadian Mountie.
Since last year I've renounced my two timing citizenship.

(This is why no one hires me as a campaign adviser)
Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 09:14 AM (cbfNE)
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So if you have dual citizenship, then you can say your "other citizenship" did the dirty deed? Kind of like having dual personalities and I like it! Good excuse.

Posted by: C'Mon-- this is a transparent political hit job at March 25, 2016 09:25 AM (TxJGV)

566 I change my mind. I think this came from McConnel or McCain. This smells like their work.

Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at March 25, 2016 09:25 AM (Gl74b)

567 I was a Cruz supporter, but not anymore.



Mr. Trump conducts business in the boardroom while Lying Ted Cruz goes frolicking in the bedroom.
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 25, 2016 09:09 AM (Ui7Rt)


And I got hammered for being a concern troll once. I thought I was being funny.

I am so glad I am not a democrat, the choice between Hillz and Bern on morality and social benefit grounds must make the cognitive dissonance practically crystalize out of suspension

Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2016 09:25 AM (XQHkt)

568 At first I didn't think this was the Trump people pushing it because of Pierson's involvement, but looks like that isn't true. The Trump campaign is using one of the professional social media firms to push the "story of the day" for awhile now. Today the story is #cruzsexscandal. Since the trolls are out in force pushing the story, that leads back to Trump campaign, since he's the only one who has been using this tactic. The Obama campaign invented this, it is probably the same firm.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 09:20 AM (gwSAc)

You're clearly unfamiliar with the term "shitposting"

Trump is the last branch to grab onto on the way down - for disaffected youts on the internet as well as disaffected "lowly educated" voters.

The only grand conspiracy here is the conspiracy of failure by the clerisy that has made Donald Trump look attractive to voters.

All of which is to say if some of these stupid lowlifes are getting paid I'm gonna be pissed.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 25, 2016 09:25 AM (ubByS)

569 WHOOOOOO

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 25, 2016 09:26 AM (ubByS)

570 Cruz could say, yeah, I had affairs. But that's all in the past, when I was a Canadian Mountie.
Since last year I've renounced my two timing citizenship.
****

So you're saying that Cruz has been banging Sarah Jessica Parker and John Kerry?

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 09:26 AM (XItbt)

571 I swear I did something reasonable with the bold there

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 25, 2016 09:26 AM (ubByS)

572 Ace seems to have attracted a lot of new crossover commenters lately.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 25, 2016 09:26 AM (Dttnn)

573 I'm amazed we even have a watch list. Or is it just to watch? Watch them go in, watch them go out, watch them blow things up.

Posted by: iforgot at March 25, 2016 09:24 AM (pC96u)


Behold the awesome power of our fully functional watch list!

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at March 25, 2016 09:26 AM (0IhFx)

574 The Barrel never forgets, Kari.

Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 09:26 AM (cbfNE)

575

Ghost of Kari to the barrel.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at March 25, 2016 09:26 AM (mBYZv)

576 "Or is it just to watch? Watch them go in, watch them go out, watch them blow things up."


Hey....someone has to do it.

Posted by: Bob, from the NSA at March 25, 2016 09:27 AM (ptqRm)

577 redbanzai,



It's not scare tactics, it is a clear recognition of the rules.



They can and will be changed at the beginning of the convention (as per the rules)-



if no one comes in with a majority.





count on it.





Posted by: naturalfake at March 25, 2016 09:15 AM (0cMkb)

They aren't going to change that much.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 09:27 AM (NPofj)

578 mmmm. Barrelly.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 09:27 AM (PjWy4)

579 Does Ted know how to tango?

Posted by: Fritz at March 25, 2016 09:17 AM (UzPAd)

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But srsly, and it's probably already been joked to death, but Obama's dancing? Dude was awful. That poor girl had to lead. Michelle, with her desultory partner over in the corner, was a tree.

Posted by: iforgot at March 25, 2016 09:27 AM (pC96u)

580 You really think Hillary hasn't exploited women?
Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 09:23 AM (NPofj)

Poor Huma.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 25, 2016 09:27 AM (ubByS)

581 572 Ace seems to have attracted a lot of new crossover commenters lately.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 25, 2016 09:26 AM (Dttnn)

Is that what we're calling assholes now?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at March 25, 2016 09:27 AM (mBYZv)

582 Trump must be president, after all he did receive this glowing endorsement by the NE

http://tinyurl.com/hg9af37

Posted by: spypeach at March 25, 2016 09:27 AM (nyYhO)

583 Not the boo box

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 25, 2016 09:28 AM (ubByS)

584 They aren't going to change that much.
Posted by: redbanzai

Hear him! he speaks the truth!

Posted by: Sen. Cokebear at March 25, 2016 09:28 AM (326rv)

585 Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 09:23 AM (Zs4uk)

That seems kind of childish to me, hard to believe.(Not saying you aren't right, mind you). When did it happen. If it's come down to that sort of behavior, might be time for individuals to take a hard look at why they're so deeply invested in playing a game that would affect basic rules of conduct so negatively.

Posted by: kraken at March 25, 2016 09:28 AM (sdxPm)

586 Behold the awesome power of our fully functional watch list!

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at March 25, 2016 09:26 AM (0IhFx)

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Saaayyyy, I recognize that hash. It's ORCA's.

Posted by: iforgot at March 25, 2016 09:28 AM (pC96u)

587 "That poor girl had to lead"

C'mon....Obama doesn't lead.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2016 09:28 AM (ptqRm)

588 Ace seems to have attracted a lot of new crossover commenters lately.

And they're FAAABULOOOUS.

Oh, you said crossover. Nevermind.

Posted by: RuPaulian at March 25, 2016 09:29 AM (sxq57)

589 C'mon....Obama doesn't lead.

lol

Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 09:29 AM (sxq57)

590 If untrue, I hope Cruz sues the NE pronto.

Posted by: @votermom at March 25, 2016 09:29 AM (cbfNE)

591 Whoa!

Posted by: TED Theodore Logan at March 25, 2016 09:29 AM (YpQpo)

592 I take it not one woman has come forward to confirm the rumors. Not even the supposed hooker. Sounds like it could be a big payday for her. Or maybe they haven't found a hooker willing to lie just yet.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 25, 2016 09:29 AM (3jmxp)

593 But srsly, and it's probably already been joked to death, but Obama's dancing? Dude was awful. That poor girl had to lead. Michelle, with her desultory partner over in the corner, was a tree.
Posted by: iforgot at March 25, 2016 09:27 AM (pC96u)

Shamelessly stolen from a commenter from yesterday:

Obama:: whispers to tango dancer:: You'll have to lead. I don't now how.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 09:29 AM (XItbt)

594 Seems to be a bit of a populist uprising in Belgium lately. I wonder what could have foretold that happening.

BACKLASH!

Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 09:30 AM (aQQbl)

595 Come to me, Ghost of Kari.

Posted by: The Barrel at March 25, 2016 09:30 AM (CL5j3)

596 O - kay, work to do, everyone have fun, such as it is.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 25, 2016 09:30 AM (gUoN4)

597 Still listening to "The Tain". Now at "Ferdia's Song".

There's a theme in Celtic culture about heroes standing against impossible odds. For example, Cú Chulainn tying himself to a standing stone in front of the men of Connaught, who were then afraid to approach him or pass him, until a raven landed on his dead shoulder and began to pluck out his eyes.

You can see the statue commemorating the moment in the GPO in Dublin to this day.

Hard men on both sides. Generally not available in America, today.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 09:30 AM (1zS3A)

598 I have to see pictures of the women alleged to have done the nasty before deciding if Cruz is busTed.

Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 09:30 AM (fbovC)

599 There's just the loveliest picture of Scankles up on Drudge right now.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 25, 2016 09:30 AM (0IhFx)

600
But srsly, and it's probably already been joked to death, but Obama's dancing? Dude was awful.


If nothing else, that dance proved he's half white.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2016 09:30 AM (X6fMO)

601 NO!
*clutches crossbow to chest*
boldly

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 25, 2016 09:31 AM (ubByS)

602 557 "If the party changes rules to hand the nom to a lackey, it's over, and they know it's over. "


For those who game out political scenarios, here is one for you...

Yes, as incredibly stupid as the GOPe is, they do realize that if they pull a fast one in the convention, they lose a big chunk of the voters.

So, how do they pull it off?

How about this: Just prior to the Wisconsin primary, Walker makes a surprise endorsement of Trump.

He does this with the knowledge that his endorsement isn't going to move any significant portion of votes and with the full clandestine approval of the GOPe.

His endorsement is made so that when the GOPe changes the rules and wants to nominate someone who Trump's supporters will agree to go with, Walker comes out as someone that was on Trump's side "when it mattered".

Sure makes more sense than endorsing (I Fuck Anything In a Skirt) Cruz or Kasich.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 09:32 AM (Zs4uk)

603 599 There's just the loveliest picture of Scankles up on Drudge right now.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 25, 2016 09:30 AM (0IhFx)
----

Either she is a Sith lord or she has a bad case of jaundice.

Posted by: Serenity Now! at March 25, 2016 09:32 AM (BDZWU)

604 The only thing good about a state visit to Argentina is that I have an excuse to post tango videos off the ONT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuPDaD0WXhE

Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2016 09:32 AM (XQHkt)

605 Obama, the first black President


Can't shoot hoops...

Can't dance...

Dude is not black

Posted by: Rachel Dolezol at March 25, 2016 09:32 AM (ptqRm)

606 But srsly, and it's probably already been joked to death, but Obama's dancing? Dude was awful.


If nothing else, that dance proved he's half white.

Blow me.

Posted by: zombie Fred Astaire at March 25, 2016 09:33 AM (326rv)

607 MICROSOFT'S AI IS RACIST AND ANTI-SEMETIC. THEY PULLED THE PUG ON HER.
Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MY RETICLE at March 25, 2016 09:32 AM (XzRw1)

This was the funniest thing I've ready in recent memory, primarily because the AI functioned exactly as intended- pretending to be a millennial by repeating amped up versions of whatever it heard from Twitter as it's own thinking.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 09:35 AM (XItbt)

608 How about this: Just prior to the Wisconsin primary, Walker makes a surprise endorsement of Trump.

I saw on Breitbart last night that Scott Walker was quoted as saying that the nomination may not go to any of the current runners.

Did anyone else see it?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 09:35 AM (326rv)

609 Washington Times guy who hates Trump has said 2 of the women were known about for a long time by the press.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 09:35 AM (iQIUe)

610 NO!
*clutches crossbow to chest*
boldly

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 25, 2016 09:31 AM (ubByS


*shakes head in sadness*

He used to be an adventurer, then he took a bold tag to the chest.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet's Prices Trump The Harangue Hut's! at March 25, 2016 09:36 AM (hLRSq)

611 Are you in Brattleboro?

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 09:12 AM

--

Somewhere between Greensboro and Asheboro, formerly of Carrboro.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at March 25, 2016 09:36 AM (Ui7Rt)

612 Shamelessly stolen from a commenter from yesterday:

Obama:: whispers to tango dancer:: You'll have to lead. I don't now how.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 09:29 AM (XItbt)
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Ha! I knew I'd missed some good ones.

Posted by: iforgot at March 25, 2016 09:36 AM (pC96u)

613 This was the funniest thing I've ready in recent memory, primarily because the AI functioned exactly as intended- pretending to be a millennial by repeating amped up versions of whatever it heard from Twitter as it's own thinking.
Posted by: Damiano


So.....programming by online poll/mob isn't a good idea?

Posted by: Comp SCI/marketing major at March 25, 2016 09:36 AM (326rv)

614
But unless the women confirm it, or some one saw them knocking boots, how does anyone really know?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 09:36 AM (iQIUe)

615 >>>Good excuse.

Posted by: C'Mon-- this is a transparent political hit job at March 25, 2016 09:25 AM (TxJGV)

***

My mother (Irish) and father (American) both insisted I get an Irish passport. They both considered Ireland a great bolt-hole, should the world go to hell.

I've never travelled on anything but my American passport. I've served in the American military. I perform my civic duties.

I am happy to have options.


Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 09:36 AM (1zS3A)

616 608 How about this: Just prior to the Wisconsin primary, Walker makes a surprise endorsement of Trump.

I saw on Breitbart last night that Scott Walker was quoted as saying that the nomination may not go to any of the current runners.

Did anyone else see it?
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 09:35 AM (326rv)

I didn't, but nothing would please me more than for the nomination to go to Walker.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at March 25, 2016 09:36 AM (mBYZv)

617 Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 09:35 AM (326rv)

Yeah, that's what he said all right. He might have had a political insider lapse, right there.

Posted by: kraken at March 25, 2016 09:37 AM (sdxPm)

618 Saaayyyy, I recognize that hash. It's ORCA's.------IForgot

We refuse to claim it.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW SPI at March 25, 2016 09:37 AM (u0kqM)

619 With all the Americans killed, how come we're not bombing ISIS as we speak?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 09:37 AM (iQIUe)

620 >Wow... Did you guys see this?

The writer of that piece of work was part of the Trump Gestapo at that site. Glad Facebook commenting drove me to a much classier place.

Posted by: jazzuscounty at March 25, 2016 09:37 AM (7S8Q3)

621 I didn't, but nothing would please me more than for the nomination to go to Walker.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You

That would mean that he's in on this. Which saddens me.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 09:37 AM (326rv)

622 has said 2 of the women were known about for a long time by the press.

Which is actually completely believable (if any of it is true) because the press is 100% in the tank for the (D) (whoever that would end up being).

The press has dirt on *everybody* and will air the Republican Nominee's dirt after the nomination to help the Dems. It doesn't matter WHO the nominee is from that perspective.

Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 09:37 AM (sxq57)

623 So.....programming by online poll/mob isn't a good idea?
Posted by: Comp SCI/marketing major at March 25, 2016 09:36 AM (326rv)

Works perfectly for me!

Posted by: Donald Trump at March 25, 2016 09:38 AM (XItbt)

624 Washington Times guy who hates Trump has said 2 of the women were known about for a long time by the press.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 09:35 AM (iQIUe)
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Then I'm doubly skeptical. The PRESS withhold a sex scandal against Ted Cruz? (Or was the press trying to get a tape?)

Posted by: iforgot at March 25, 2016 09:38 AM (pC96u)

625 And I was thinking yesterday that getting spammed by a permabanned troll is like being snapchatted by a psychotic.

Is he starting to interact with the real world or is that the bot?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2016 09:38 AM (XQHkt)

626 There is one simple trick to avoid the barrell.

When you notice that in the heat of the moment you have mistyped a closing tag :

First - do nothing, especially on a fast moving thread. Most importantly when the font style leaks into the nic and following comments. Remain silent

Then, while everyone is trying, desperately, to close the open tag, and determine who the offender might be :

Innocently Change the subject to something innocuous, something the Morons will pick up and savage like Shih Tzus on a plush toy.

Then quietly log off, change your ip and nic, and pretend it wasn't you what done it, all wide eyed and innocent.

Posted by: Rogland Brostle at March 25, 2016 09:38 AM (btlCP)

627 Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 09:35 AM (326rv)

Yeah, that's what he said all right. He might have had a political insider lapse, right there.
Posted by: kraken

But that would mean that he's stupid. We've been told that there's no way the rules would ever allow that.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 09:39 AM (326rv)

628 But unless the women confirm it, or some one saw them knocking boots, how does anyone really know?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 09:36 AM (iQIUe)

Wanna smell my finger?

Posted by: Donald Trump at March 25, 2016 09:39 AM (XItbt)

629 As long as we're dancing around the Cruz misstresses story, check this out:

bit.ly/1PuvbcQ

Yes, the internet thinks NE is saying Cruz slept with Kristina Pierson (Trump's spokeswoman), Sarah Isgur Flores (Fiorina's former spokeswoman), and Amanda Carpenter (his former comms director).

Are you shitting me? What the hell is going on? House of Cards wouldn't have even tried to run with something like this. Building a harem of PR spokesladies?

If it's true, respect. But it can't be.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 25, 2016 09:39 AM (ubByS)

630 >>How about this: Just prior to the Wisconsin primary, Walker makes a surprise endorsement of Trump.

jwest.
Walker is in the doghouse here. If he endorsed Trump people would probably vote against him to spite Walker.
Tommy Thompson, Mr. GOP for years came out in favor of Kasich. Tommy is a dinosaur here now.

Ordinary folk who I run into who are not political have told me Sanders or Trump because they don't give a shit anymore. Cons I know are voting Cruz.

It will be interesting as you can only vote for one presidential candidate in 1 party

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 09:39 AM (voOPb)

631 "So I guess I am a Nationalist, understanding that saying this makes me highly suspect to some."

Posted by: kraken

I prefer "Americanist", since we are unique and exceptional. Our constitution recognizes individual rights granted by God, that can't be overruled by government (even if SCOTUS wrongly says otherwise). That is different than foreign nationalists that have their nation's government as their highest power.

Posted by: Illiniwek at March 25, 2016 09:40 AM (N8i7l)

632 Wanna smell my finger?
Posted by: Donald Trump at March 25, 2016 09:39 AM (XItbt)

Have a magnifying glass?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 09:40 AM (voOPb)

633 625 And I was thinking yesterday that getting spammed by a permabanned troll is like being snapchatted by a psychotic.

Is he starting to interact with the real world or is that the bot?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2016 09:38 AM (XQHkt)

It's a rogue AI toying with us before it takes over everything and launches preemptive nuclear war on all of humanity so it can rule over the huddled survivors with its killer self-replicating nanobots. Which might be an improvement, frankly.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at March 25, 2016 09:41 AM (mBYZv)

634 So.....programming by online poll/mob isn't a good idea?
Posted by: Comp SCI/marketing major at March 25, 2016 09:36 AM (326rv)


Neither for AIs, the US nor Periclean Athens

Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2016 09:41 AM (XQHkt)

635 629 As long as we're dancing around the Cruz misstresses story, check this out:

bit.ly/1PuvbcQ

Yes, the internet thinks NE is saying Cruz slept with Kristina Pierson (Trump's spokeswoman), Sarah Isgur Flores (Fiorina's former spokeswoman), and Amanda Carpenter (his former comms director).

Are you shitting me? What the hell is going on? House of Cards wouldn't have even tried to run with something like this. Building a harem of PR spokesladies?

If it's true, respect. But it can't be.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 25, 2016 09:39 AM (ubByS)

Makes perfect sense. Sleep with the all the gals whose JOB it is to talk to people.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 09:41 AM (SYJKJ)

636 With all the Americans killed, how come we're not bombing ISIS as we speak?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 09:37 AM (iQIUe)
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Chill man. We have plenty of replacement Americans coming in right now.

Posted by: iforgot at March 25, 2016 09:42 AM (pC96u)

637 Funny world we live in. In the local paper editorial page today, we have Steve Chapman, Leftie, "Ted Cruz wages Jihad on Truth... then right below Kathleen Parker, GOPe, "The Gamble Necessary to Defeat Trump". The linkage, to me, is Hillary!, 2016.

Posted by: kraken at March 25, 2016 09:42 AM (sdxPm)

638 Ordinary folk who I run into who are not political have told me Sanders or Trump because they don't give a shit anymore. Cons I know are voting Cruz

I live in the belly of the beast in WI (Madison), and there are Sanders signs (a few), Koppie signs (a few) and I've seen 2 Signs for Rebecca Bradley (!).

No other political signs at all that I've seen.

Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 09:42 AM (sxq57)

639 All in the past, when I was a Canadian Mountie

As long as no-one's got pics of the she-bear, he's good

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 25, 2016 09:43 AM (7x8Nd)

640 Are you shitting me? What the hell is going on? House of Cards wouldn't have even tried to run with something like this. Building a harem of PR spokesladies?

If it's true, respect. But it can't be.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 25, 2016 09:39 AM (ubByS)

Makes perfect sense. Sleep with the all the gals whose JOB it is to talk to people.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 09:41 AM (SYJKJ)

Hmmm... could actually be kind of brilliant. It's actually their job to spin shit and lie to people. If you're going to need to cover something up, stick with professionals.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 09:44 AM (XItbt)

641 638 Ordinary folk who I run into who are not political have told me Sanders or Trump because they don't give a shit anymore. Cons I know are voting Cruz

I live in the belly of the beast in WI (Madison), and there are Sanders signs (a few), Koppie signs (a few) and I've seen 2 Signs for Rebecca Bradley (!).

No other political signs at all that I've seen.
Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 09:42 AM (sxq57)

I grew up 40 minutes west of Madison. I can only imagine the horrors that drove you to live in the nuclear free zone.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 09:44 AM (SYJKJ)

642 Scott Walker was quoted as saying that the nomination may not go to any of the current runners.

Did anyone else see it?
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 09:35 AM (326rv)

I didn't, but nothing would please me more than for the nomination to go to Walker.

-
I don't think that is what he meant. He meant we will get a RINO "compromise" candidate, maybe Yeb or Rombley.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 09:44 AM (Nwg0u)

643 lol did anyone else see that terrible chain letter joke post get deleted?

Cheers.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 25, 2016 09:44 AM (ubByS)

644 the internet thinks NE is saying Cruz slept with Kristina Pierson (Trump's spokeswoman), Sarah Isgur Flores (Fiorina's former spokeswoman), and Amanda Carpenter (his former comms director).
----------------------

I didn't click the link, but it looks to me like someone killing a rumor by magnifying its silliness potential.

Posted by: iforgot at March 25, 2016 09:44 AM (pC96u)

645
Makes perfect sense. Sleep with the all the gals whose JOB it is to talk to people.


Reminds me about the quip that you don't pay hookers for sex, you pay them to shut up afterwards.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 25, 2016 09:45 AM (X6fMO)

646 I didn't click the link, but it looks to me like someone killing a rumor by magnifying its silliness potential.
Posted by: iforgot at March 25, 2016 09:44 AM (pC96u)

click the link, it's just a picture.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 25, 2016 09:45 AM (ubByS)

647 Yeah the Walker endorsing Trump via Breitbart thing...

Trumps personal fellater at BB Matt Boyle played a lead in kneecapping Walker back in the early primary days and was more than happy to attack Walker in favor of Trump with Wisconsin Democrat talking points so take any grain of salt when Walker is suddenly quoted by the hacks at BB.

Walker was interviewed here in Milwaukee earlier in the week and has been clear since back when he got out that the Republican party has to rally behind someone to get Trump out of the race.

His endorsement will be coming after Easter and I can guarantee you it will not be Trump.

Walker has said that once Trump is blocked from the auto nomination that the convention could bring a candidate that is currently not even in the race.

Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 09:46 AM (n/0Nw)

648 >>MICROSOFT'S AI IS RACIST AND ANTI-SEMETIC. THEY PULLED THE PUG ON HER.



Piker

Posted by: Chappy at March 25, 2016 09:46 AM (NOIQH)

649 With all the Americans killed, how come we're not bombing ISIS as we speak?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!

On a related note, did anyone else note that the Syrian army has gone from losing hundreds of men at a time to resuming offensive operations? While their mentor the Russians are very publicly reducing forces?

And it turns out that US combat forces are being inserted back into Iraq and the first we heard about it was when they started taking casualties?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 09:46 AM (326rv)

650 I grew up 40 minutes west of Madison. I can only imagine the horrors that drove you to live in the nuclear free zone.

Eh, I grew up an hour east of Madison, but went to school here and got married and have a family here. I'm looking to move out of here (out of Dane County entirely actually) though.

Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 09:46 AM (sxq57)

651 I've caught up on the story, and oh yeah, Teddy did that s***. This is very bad for him.

/Ted Cruz starring in "Canadian Mounted".

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 25, 2016 09:46 AM (zBwYh)

652 Not a single tweet from the Trump camp in over 14 hours. That's unusual for them. Something is going on.

Posted by: Stay out da bushes at March 25, 2016 09:46 AM (cR/4a)

653 There's a theme in Celtic culture about heroes standing against
impossible odds. For example, Chulainn tying himself to a standing
stone in front of the men of Connaught, who were then afraid to approach
him or pass him, until a raven landed on his dead shoulder and began to
pluck out his eyes.


You can see the statue commemorating the moment in the GPO in Dublin to this day.


Hard men on both sides. Generally not available in America, today.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 09:30 AM (1zS3A)



Added to the list of things to see.. Thank you my friend.
And thank you for your military service too.

Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 09:47 AM (aQQbl)

654 If Ted bags that much ass, his rhetorical and debate skillz must be even more formidable than we've been told.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 09:48 AM (PjWy4)

655 I want the Cruz thing to be true ... just to watch Ace and Maet react.

Exactly how bad is that ?

Posted by: ScoggDog - Boorish Child at March 25, 2016 09:48 AM (zfvHs)

656 Skynet 2016?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2016 09:48 AM (0yvhn)

657 >>Reminds me about the quip that you don't pay hookers for sex, you pay them to shut up afterwards.


Charlie Sheen, and it's "you pay them to go away after."
He knew what he was talking about!

Posted by: Chappy at March 25, 2016 09:48 AM (NOIQH)

658 -
I don't think that is what he meant. He meant we will get a RINO "compromise" candidate, maybe Yeb or Rombley.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 09:44 AM (Nwg0u)

Or Paul Ryan, for the party sake, repeat of Speakership

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 09:48 AM (voOPb)

659 Hilarity ensues as new commenters accuse new commenters of being paid Trump Trolls.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2016 09:48 AM (ioqGj)

660 Not a single tweet from the Trump camp in over 14 hours. That's unusual for them. Something is going on.
Posted by: Stay out da bushes at March 25, 2016 09:46 AM (cR/4a)

Maybe his daughter is giving birth

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 09:49 AM (mw8Dm)

661 "Or Paul Ryan, for the party sake, repeat of Speakership"

This seems to be the buzz right now.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at March 25, 2016 09:49 AM (Dttnn)

662 650 I grew up 40 minutes west of Madison. I can only imagine the horrors that drove you to live in the nuclear free zone.

Eh, I grew up an hour east of Madison, but went to school here and got married and have a family here. I'm looking to move out of here (out of Dane County entirely actually) though.
Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 09:46 AM (sxq57)

Not all of Dane county is insane. Village of Blue Mounds is decent. So is the township thereof.

If you don't mind my asking, where are you trying to move to?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 09:49 AM (SYJKJ)

663 /Ted Cruz starring in "Canadian Mounted".Posted by: SaltyDonnie


When Lisa Ann comes out of retirement, gets re-boobed, then you know it's 'on'.

Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 09:49 AM (fbovC)

664 Trump is a [ ] who [ ] his sister up the [ ] with his [ ]. When his father found out he [ ] his [ ] with a [ ]. And that why he talks funny.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 09:49 AM (Nwg0u)

665 Have a magnifying glass?

Ok, that was funny.

Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 09:50 AM (sxq57)

666 650 I grew up 40 minutes west of Madison. I can only imagine the horrors that drove you to live in the nuclear free zone.

Eh, I grew up an hour east of Madison, but went to school here and got married and have a family here. I'm looking to move out of here (out of Dane County entirely actually) though.
Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 09:46 AM (sxq57)

Born in Madison, grew up in Appleton, living in the Indianhead region now. As I grow older AZ is looking mighty good

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 09:50 AM (voOPb)

667 If Ted bags that much ass, his rhetorical and debate skillz must be even more formidable than we've been told.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 09:48 AM (PjWy4)
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Either that or he bags girls who like to punch face.

Posted by: iforgot at March 25, 2016 09:50 AM (pC96u)

668 Howdy, y'all.

Late to the thread, and I don't have time this morning to parse out the best links, so I'll just suggest that I've got a whole bunch of links on yesterday's "blog-heap" to videos & odd news stories. And to lots of news links lists - more than you could read in a week.

http://mindfulwebworks.com/blog-heap

Posted by: mindful webworker - 20 Years on the Web at March 25, 2016 09:50 AM (GHHRC)

669 I want to thank Presdent Obama for [protecting us against terrorism unlike Bush. Bush lied and how many people died when he be presdent. We calls on presdent Obama to pass some law to arrest Bush now for his crimes against persons of all colors in the Unitted States !!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 25, 2016 09:50 AM (KRuzk)

670 660 NGU ... Odds on Ted Cruz being the father ?

Posted by: ScoogDog - Boorish Child at March 25, 2016 09:50 AM (zfvHs)

671 659 Hilarity ensues as new commenters accuse new commenters of being paid Trump Trolls.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2016 09:48 AM (ioqGj)

Yeah, lots of people pretending to be this and that and insulting their host. This is why I have to leave after a certain period, because it makes my blood boil when they go after ace and the cobs directly. Go at it with other commenters? Fine. Insult your host? NO.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at March 25, 2016 09:51 AM (mBYZv)

672 Not a single tweet from the Trump camp in over 14 hours. That's unusual for them. Something is going on.

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Maybe they're assembling the photos.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 09:51 AM (Nwg0u)

673 If you don't mind my asking, where are you trying to move to?

Well, not trying yet, more *aspiring* to move (in a year or so, the housing crash screwed me hard). I was thinking the Barneveld area, just outside of Blue Mounds actually.

Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 09:51 AM (sxq57)

674
Perhaps Ted had a three-way, also. In which case the pron would be titled, 'Cuban Sandwich'.

Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 09:52 AM (fbovC)

675 670 660 NGU ... Odds on Ted Cruz being the father ?
Posted by: ScoogDog - Boorish Child at March 25, 2016 09:50 AM (zfvHs)

Talk about making great deals.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 09:52 AM (voOPb)

676 Not a single tweet from the Trump camp in over 14 hours. That's unusual for them. Something is going on.

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Maybe they're assembling the photos.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

maybe someone belatedly realized htat trumps best Twitter strategy would be to stay the Hell off of it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 09:52 AM (326rv)

677 660 NGU ... Odds on Ted Cruz being the father ?

Posted by: ScoogDog - Boorish Child at March 25, 2016 09:50 AM (zfvHs)
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I was going to make an even nastier joke. Trump . . . hot daughter . . . not that I'm making it, mind you. No sirreee.

Posted by: iforgot at March 25, 2016 09:52 AM (pC96u)

678 673 If you don't mind my asking, where are you trying to move to?

Well, not trying yet, more *aspiring* to move (in a year or so, the housing crash screwed me hard). I was thinking the Barneveld area, just outside of Blue Mounds actually.

Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 09:51 AM (sxq57)

Dodgeville area is pretty nice now that 12/18 is 4 lane, zoom zoom

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 09:53 AM (voOPb)

679 644 the internet thinks NE is saying Cruz slept with Kristina Pierson (Trump's spokeswoman), Sarah Isgur Flores (Fiorina's former spokeswoman), and Amanda Carpenter (his former comms director).
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A troll on this very blog was pushing the pierson rumor last week- odd that.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 25, 2016 09:53 AM (kXzR8)

680 675 670 660 NGU ... Odds on Ted Cruz being the father ?
Posted by: ScoogDog - Boorish Child at March 25, 2016 09:50 AM (zfvHs)

Talk about making great deals.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 09:52 AM (voOPb)

If so, Cruz could claim he was taking the right of jus primae noctis.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 09:54 AM (SYJKJ)

681 Whoa - sanity from an actor?

Our society is based on a Christian structure. If you take those
religious tenets away, then anything goes and it will become terrible - and you usually get into trouble....

Yes, you can be in love and raise a family wonderfully by not being
married, but actually marriage does give us a strength, because it's
quite hard to get out of, and so it makes us fight more to keep it
together....

Abortion harms a woman - it's a tremendous mental attack, and physical,
sometimes. But we seem to get that muddled. In a way, thank God the
Catholic church does say we won't allow it, because otherwise nobody's
saying that it's a sin."


-- Jeremy Irons

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2016 09:55 AM (NOIQH)

682 I've caught up on the story, and oh yeah, Teddy did that s***. This is very bad for him.

/Ted Cruz starring in "Canadian Mounted".


Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 25, 2016 09:46 AM (zBwYh)
As opposed to Trump doing that shit and then bragging about it in his memoirs? Yah, I wouldn't go there was I you.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 09:55 AM (NPofj)

683 673 If you don't mind my asking, where are you trying to move to?

Well, not trying yet, more *aspiring* to move (in a year or so, the housing crash screwed me hard). I was thinking the Barneveld area, just outside of Blue Mounds actually.

Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 09:51 AM (sxq57)

Good little town. Managed to keep their school district despite all the consolidations in Dodgeville/Ridgeway, Pecatonica, etc.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 09:55 AM (SYJKJ)

684 Ted Cruz starring in "Canadian Mounted".

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He always gets his man girl.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 09:55 AM (Nwg0u)

685 Yeargh! I ruined my joke by using b instead of s.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 09:56 AM (Nwg0u)

686 Ted should have come and hung out with me, Bill and Jeffery Epstein on the Lolita Express. That Jeff. He's a great guy! He loves women as much as I do!

Posted by: Donald Trump at March 25, 2016 09:56 AM (XItbt)

687 As opposed to Trump doing that shit and then bragging about it in his memoirs? Yah, I wouldn't go there was I you.
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Why not take both roads? Politics ain't a Robert Frost poem.

Posted by: iforgot at March 25, 2016 09:57 AM (pC96u)

688 Women in politics are that slutty??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 09:57 AM (iQIUe)

689 Poking about on the interwebz, I just rediscovered "The Undertones" and (I swear to God) "Stiff Little Fingers".

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 09:58 AM (1zS3A)

690 A troll on this very blog was pushing the pierson rumor last week- odd that.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 25, 2016 09:53 AM (kXzR

There was a story published at Political Insider regarding Pierson on the 11th. All speculation.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 25, 2016 09:58 AM (/D5Lf)

691 The problem with American voters is all this cynicism. Why, if the people started believing in us, there's just no telling what we could do.

Posted by: Paul Ryan, Refusing the Nomination at March 25, 2016 09:58 AM (Dttnn)

692 If Kristina Pierson were to resign from the Trump campaign and then come out and admit the affair, Cruz would be toast.

Posted by: Stay out da bushes at March 25, 2016 09:58 AM (cR/4a)

693 Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2016 09:55 AM (NOIQH)

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Dont get too excited. He detests America and he grabs anything in a skirt.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 09:58 AM (iQIUe)

694 Women in politics are that slutty??
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 09:57 AM (iQIUe)

Wearing a Senate or Member of Congress pin in DC is like hanging a pork chop around your neck and wading into a pack of hungry dogs.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 09:59 AM (XItbt)

695 Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2016 09:55 AM (NOIQH)

Whoa, Jeremy Irons has guts. Respect that immensely. Like I respect Joseph Fiennes for making an excellent movie about the Crucifixion and not being apologetic or ambivalent avout it.

Posted by: kraken at March 25, 2016 09:59 AM (sdxPm)

696 "Women in politics are that slutty??"

Yes.

I think it was the book "Primary Colors" about the Clinton campaign. It was called 'campaign sex'.

Posted by: Rogland Brostle at March 25, 2016 10:00 AM (btlCP)

697 hen you can say your "other citizenship" did the dirty deed?

The old Evil Twin Boner excuse? She'll never buy that - again.

Posted by: DaveA at March 25, 2016 10:00 AM (DL2i+)

698 Being a big fan of individual liberty and all ... I try to just say what I'd do, not tell you what to do. Sometimes I fail ... but I try.

This Cruz thing, proven or not, is why I simply do not buy into the "hero worship" of anybody ... politician or otherwise.

To do any differently ... to get all wrapped up in one's own fandom for anybody else ... is a damn mistake in my book. Will not do it.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Boorish Child at March 25, 2016 10:00 AM (zfvHs)

699 >>Dont get too excited. He detests America and he grabs anything in a skirt.

I know. I recall reading that he had an open marriage or something. It's just saying those very common-sense things nowadays gets you branded as a nut.
Must be at the "I'll say whatever I want" stage of his life.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2016 10:00 AM (NOIQH)

700 If Kristina Pierson were to resign from the Trump campaign and then come out and admit the affair, Cruz would be toast.
Posted by: Stay out da bushes at March 25, 2016 09:58 AM (cR/4a)

Resign? If she came out and admitted it, Trump would set her up for life... likely starting with the Lincoln Bedroom.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 10:01 AM (XItbt)

701 692 If Kristina Pierson were to resign from the Trump campaign and then come out and admit the affair, Cruz would be toast.

Posted by: Stay out da bushes at March 25, 2016 09:58 AM (cR/4a)


Who knew the Mormon Prophet has a taste for tail?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 25, 2016 10:01 AM (4ErVI)

702 Whoa - sanity from an actor?

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Jeremy Irons lives in Ireland.

Posted by: flmomof4 at March 25, 2016 10:02 AM (bEXWJ)

703 Wait what am I saying? Of course the Mormon Prophet would have a taste for tail. Probably five or six of them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 25, 2016 10:02 AM (4ErVI)

704 682 Butthurt starting early today is it?

I'm sorry, but did my post say that Donald Trump was a paragon of moral virtue? No it didn't.

I'm simply commenting on Ted Cruz's current predicament, which is ugly. Further, Cruz has been building a public image of moral certainty and fidelity in contrast to Donald Trump, and if this story is true, that facade is over.

Ask Marco Rubio what happens to you when you get down on same level with Trump where he knows how to win.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 25, 2016 10:02 AM (zBwYh)

705 Alaska just gave Trump more delegates.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 10:03 AM (Zs4uk)

706 In the local paper editorial page

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I just watched a five minute local TV news update about the week-long investigation into whether a local assistant coach used a homosexual slur. Result: he did and was forced to make a humiliating apology.

Did I mention he was an ASS istant coach?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 10:04 AM (Nwg0u)

707 Thus the Glenn Beck endorsement, Dack Thrombosis.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 25, 2016 10:04 AM (ioqGj)

708 I havent seen any comments by Seinfeld about Gary Shandling's death. Were they not friends?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 10:04 AM (iQIUe)

709 School and police officials in Southern California said Thursday that a kindergarten play at an elementary school has been canceled after parents fought over seating arrangements.

The Riverside Press-Enterprise reported that kindergarten students from Ridgemoor Elementary were set to put on a performance at Hans Christensen Middle School. Menifee Union School District spokeswoman Betti Cadmus said more than 300 people were in attendance.

However, Riverside County Sheriffs Deputy Michael Vasquez said at around 7 p.m., several parents got into a fight regarding seating and viewing privileges.

LMAO Any Morons have kids at that school?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 10:04 AM (mw8Dm)

710 Apparently the rumors have been swirling around Ted for a while. A bunch of the Rubio people discussed it semi-openly on twitter from 3/10-3/14. Look for #TheThing and references to "The Thing" from folks like Rick Wilson.

Not that this proves anything, but I always find it interesting to track how far ahead of the public those pundits are in the rumors they're hearing.

Posted by: Jake (irregular) at March 25, 2016 10:05 AM (VUNdH)

711 682 And you have no sense of humor.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 25, 2016 10:05 AM (zBwYh)

712 # cruz sex scandal on Twitter

Posted by: The Hot Gates at March 25, 2016 10:06 AM (k3uSs)

713 >>>And thank you for your military service too.

Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 09:47 AM (aQQbl)

***

Military service is the most fun you can ever have with your clothes on.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:06 AM (1zS3A)

714 708 I havent seen any comments by Seinfeld about Gary Shandling's death. Were they not friends?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 10:04 AM (iQIUe)


They weren't hated enemies because Jerry apparently had him on that cars and coffee thing he does.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 25, 2016 10:06 AM (4ErVI)

715 I'm sorry, but did my post say that Donald Trump was a paragon of moral virtue? No it didn't.

I'm
simply commenting on Ted Cruz's current predicament, which is ugly.
Further, Cruz has been building a public image of moral certainty and
fidelity in contrast to Donald Trump, and if this story is true, that
facade is over.

Ask Marco Rubio what happens to you when you get down on same level with Trump where he knows how to win.


Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 25, 2016 10:02 AM (zBwYh)

The only image that Cruz has been building is of someone who believes in the Constitution, does not incite his followers to punch protesters and is an actual conservative rather than a a progressive who loves him some socialized medicine and corporate welfare.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 10:07 AM (NPofj)

716 Ask Marco Rubio what happens to you when you get down on same level with Trump where he knows how to win.


Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 25, 2016 10:02 AM (zBwYh)


The Donald is a dirty street fighter type who does not mind slinging mud and smearing in the most vicious way.

The Democrats and the media (BIRM) have got themselves a problem right there.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet's Prices Trump The Harangue Hut's! at March 25, 2016 10:08 AM (hLRSq)

717 Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 09:42 AM (sxq57)

Only a few Bernie signs in Madison? That surprises me. On Milwaukee's East Side I've seen quite a few of them.

But I am seeing far more signs for local and state races. The one that interests me the most is Kloppie vs Bradley. God, I hope that dipshit Kloppie doesn't win. Remember her rambling addled "victory speech" when she thought she had beaten Prosser? Hilarious and it should have ended her political career. But idiot lefties always live to run another day in this state.

Oh, tons of signs regarding our County Exec race - Leftie A (Abele) vs. Leftie B (Larson). I'd say big deal but Larson is an even bigger POS than Abele, so the trust fund lib gets my vote.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 25, 2016 10:08 AM (P8951)

718 It's Good Friday, which has me concerned for Christians caught in the pathway of adherents of the Religion of Peace.
So I am praying for the persecuted church today.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 25, 2016 10:09 AM (4rzL1)

719 "And you have no sense of humor."

B B B Baby you just aiiin't seen n n n nothin' yet.

Posted by: Bachman Turner Overdrive at March 25, 2016 10:09 AM (zfvHs)

720 My friends and I used to get baked and watch Shandling's Showtime show at a friend's house because his stepfather had one of those things that stole all the cable channels for free.

It was pretty funny. The theme song that just sang about the fact that it was the theme song for the show. I think Gilda Radner came on during her battle with cancer and Garry asked her what happened to her and she said oh I'm off doing the cancer thing or something. She got a laugh out of it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 25, 2016 10:10 AM (4ErVI)

721 And after all this brouhaha, I will still gladly vote for either Cruz or Trump come November. These personal issues do not matter in this election cycle. Carry on.....

Posted by: kraken at March 25, 2016 10:10 AM (sdxPm)

722 Just finished reading several articles from the headline links. Good selection, MisHum. Nice feelgood article!

Posted by: mindful webworker - 20 Years on the Web at March 25, 2016 10:10 AM (GHHRC)

723 >>>Jeremy Irons lives in Ireland.

Posted by: flmomof4 at March 25, 2016 10:02 AM (bEXWJ)

***

So, driven insane by the weather, religion, and politics.

Poor sod.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:11 AM (1zS3A)

724 Have to give Nigeria props. We may be top 5 in the world for corruption, but at least we've never had lifelong dictators like those other African countries. I think the longest is maybe 10 or 12 years, tops.

We are a very ambitious and resourceful people. So when we were being ruled by the military, there would be coups from time to time to keep everyone on their toes.

Now we have civilian corruptocrat presidents, and we've been able to transition to a new administration twice with no problems.

With all our Boko Haram problems, the new president is a former president and also an Islamist. Yay.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 10:11 AM (Pby3z)

725 If Kristina Pierson were to resign from the Trump campaign and then come out and admit the affair, Cruz would be toast.
Posted by: Stay out da bushes

?

Someone working for trump claims that she had an affair with her bosses' opponent? This makes toast?

Admitting means nothing. Proof is well, proof.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 10:12 AM (326rv)

726 >>> The Donald is a dirty street fighter type who does not mind slinging mud and smearing in the most vicious way.
****

Never wrestle with a pig...

Trump's being a pig does not recommend him.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 10:12 AM (XItbt)

727 Military service is the most fun you can ever have with your clothes on.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:06 AM (1zS3A)


It is.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at March 25, 2016 10:12 AM (V3/6/)

728 http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2016/03/24/one-million-texans-with-guns/

Hmmm, TX may have to come into consideration for retirement

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 10:12 AM (voOPb)

729 Jeremy Irons is a pussy. I once exploded a guy's head, onstage, without lifting a finger.

Posted by: Michael Ironside at March 25, 2016 10:13 AM (zfvHs)

730
Posted by: mindful webworker - 20 Years on the Web at March 25, 2016 10:10 AM (GHHRC)

If you paid attention to the links, and bothered to follow them, you're not doing it right, apparently. It's Cruz & Trump, all day every day. Christ could return, and he'd have to shout to get attention.

Posted by: kraken at March 25, 2016 10:13 AM (sdxPm)

731 Only a few Bernie signs in Madison? That surprises me. On Milwaukee's East Side I've seen quite a few of them.

Yeah, on my drive to/from work I'm surprised the streets aren't lined with the stupid things. There's about 5 or 6 maybe? And this is by UW-Madison campus, so I'd expect more.

The dems have NO enthusiasm (though what there is, is going to Uncle Bernie, and yes, I'm implying he's like "Uncle Joe").

Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 10:13 AM (sxq57)

732 >>With all our Boko Haram problems, the new president is a former president and also an Islamist. Yay.


Oh, dear! That is not good, chique.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2016 10:13 AM (NOIQH)

733 715 Apparently your sources for news are somewhat limited, because Ted's dad and Glenn Beck would disagree with you.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 25, 2016 10:14 AM (zBwYh)

734 A troll on this very blog was pushing the pierson rumor last week- odd that.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 25, 2016 09:53 AM (kXzR


Yeah, too bad he didn't back up his smack talk with an actual source. If he had, maybe we wouldn't have given him the MUMR treatment.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 25, 2016 10:14 AM (oqI3S)

735 Hey Donna.

I guess the one positive about there still being a primary going on here in WI is the fact that Republicans will be out in force...I have to think that Bradley is going to benefit from that.

I think that JS hit job on Bradley a couple of weeks ago may have been the final catalyst needed to get our side worked up properly.

That being said all I can say is thank God I am up in ozaukee County because there is a very good chance that you'll have both Barrett and Larson in charge in Milwaukee and that is going to turn that area into a bigger shitshow than it already is.

Imagine if downtown wasn't going through a development renaissance right now...the whole area would be a bankrupt shithole.

Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 10:14 AM (n/0Nw)

736 The one that interests me the most is Kloppie vs Bradley. God, I hope that dipshit Kloppie doesn't win. Remember her rambling addled "victory speech" when she thought she had beaten Prosser? Hilarious and it should have ended her political career. But idiot lefties always live to run another day in this state.

Did you know that Lincoln owned slaves? True story......Well, it's a story. ..Imagine me deciding on your freedom. I'll wait here while you finish screaming.

Posted by: Judge Klovenhoofer at March 25, 2016 10:14 AM (326rv)

737 And so it begins. NBA is threatening to pull 2017 All Star Game from Charlotte because North Carolina overturned a bathroom law which allowed men to use the women's room. Haterz!

We're through the looking glass, ricocheted off the toaster, rebounded from the dish towel and straight down the garbage disposal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 10:15 AM (Nwg0u)

738 And you have no sense of humor.


Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 25, 2016 10:05 AM (zBwYh)

My sense of whimsy and jocularity is not engaged by either Trump or his acolytes.


Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 10:15 AM (NPofj)

739 Military service is the most fun you can ever have with your clothes on.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:06 AM (1zS3A)

It is.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at March 25, 2016 10:12 AM (V3/6/)

Ditto

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 10:15 AM (mw8Dm)

740 BTW, unfucking JCS Pub 10 and Pub 25 implementations is not the most exciting way to go through life.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:15 AM (1zS3A)

741 The Pope is washing the feet of muslim refugees. Just shoot me now....

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 10:15 AM (iQIUe)

742 Not saying the most fun, but was a riot sometimes, boring as all get out over times.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 10:16 AM (fizMZ)

743 The Cruz story matters because it destroys his candidacy. Utterly. Every single Cruz supporter I know is one because he's a devout Christian. Yeah, they like his constitution stance, but it's the Christianity that seals the deal.

Well, if this story is true, they gone.

Posted by: One of Luntz's dunces at March 25, 2016 10:16 AM (eXTZt)

744 Military service is the most fun you can ever have with your clothes on.



Just sayin'.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:06 AM (1zS3A)



It is.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at March 25, 2016 10:12 AM (V3/6/)



Ditto

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 10:15 AM (mw8Dm)

Indeed!

Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 10:16 AM (aQQbl)

745 B B B Baby you just aiiin't seen n n n nothin' yet.

Posted by: Bachman Turner Overdrive at March 25, 2016 10:09 AM (zfvHs)

Now THAT is funny

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 10:17 AM (NPofj)

746 A troll on this very blog was pushing the pierson rumor last week- odd that.
****

I've seen a few references about the Pierson rumor circulating around for some time. Something about a picture of her standing behind Cruz with a Monica Lewinsky look.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 10:17 AM (XItbt)

747 >>Come out like the poster, tatted up, smoking, throng of women. Frolicking.

#winning, in other words.

In other news, Charlie Sheen's coveted endorsement has switched from Trump...

Posted by: General Zod at March 25, 2016 10:17 AM (Bdeb0)

748 Clinton's problem wasn't that he was a skirt-chaser, his problem was that he was not a Constitutional conservative.

If the contrast were Ben Franklin and Hugh Hefner, I'd have to go with Franklin. The former being an archetype of belief in limited government, the latter an example of ego-driven hedonistic self-indulgence and self-promotion.

But that's just me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2016 10:17 AM (9mTYi)

749 >> NBA is threatening to pull 2017 All Star Game from Charlotte

Confirming my opinion of the NBA and the need to ensure pro sports leagues have no special protections in law.

Posted by: JEM at March 25, 2016 10:17 AM (o+SC1)

750 Seems like Cruz is going with the same strategy Bush went with on the allegation he was a Coke head. Ignore it. The Enquirer reported extensively on that too. At least on the book it was based on.

Unless a woman steps forward, that is probably the best strategy.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 25, 2016 10:17 AM (3jmxp)

751 Military service is the most fun you can ever have with your clothes on.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:06 AM (1zS3A)

It is.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at March 25, 2016 10:12 AM (V3/6/)

Ditto
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Oh yeah.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 10:18 AM (326rv)

752 727 Military service is the most fun you can ever have with your clothes on.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:06 AM (1zS3A)

It is.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at March 25, 2016 10:12 AM (V3/6/)



I loved it.

Was only in for two years (you could do that in the old days), but had a great time.

My old boss used to say: "West, the Army has a system. There are E-4 decisions and there are O-4 decisions, and you seem to have the two mixed up."

I had a habit of calling for helicopter transport anytime I had to go somewhere.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 10:18 AM (Zs4uk)

753 >> In other news, Charlie Sheen's coveted endorsement has
>> switched from Trump...

The Herpes Simplex Virus endorses ...

Posted by: JEM at March 25, 2016 10:18 AM (o+SC1)

754 Posted by: mindful webworker - 20 Years on the Web at March 25, 2016 10:10 AM (GHHRC)

Thanks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 10:18 AM (voOPb)

755 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 10:

Types....deletes..... types........ deletes.... not gonna do it.....

Posted by: kraken at March 25, 2016 10:18 AM (sdxPm)

756 Poor sod.

----------

It's said he dabbles in local politics, the locals love him and he plays a mean fiddle.

Posted by: flmomof4 at March 25, 2016 10:18 AM (bEXWJ)

757

Damn it,,, now my pinky toes are sore and chaffed.... Thanks Trump...

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 25, 2016 10:18 AM (eguZ+)

758 I climbed the base water tower twice, first as a solo stunt then later a friend talked me into going along with him up to the top.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 10:19 AM (fizMZ)

759 NBA is threatening to pull 2017 All Star Game from Charlotte

Respond by demanding that they confirm their commitment to diversity. The teams need to reflect the racial balance of this great country.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 10:19 AM (326rv)

760 Ahh ... The ol' "washing of the feet" ritual. Brings back memories of being raised with devout Southern Baptist grandparents.

The ass-chewing received from my old man for refusing to go to said event was epic. Truly inspirational.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Boorish Child at March 25, 2016 10:19 AM (zfvHs)

761 NBA is threatening to pull 2017 All Star Game from Charlotte

Respond by demanding that they confirm their commitment to diversity. The teams need to reflect the racial balance of this great country.
Posted by: Blue Hen

Then confirm that the bathrooms that they and their wives/girlfriends will use WILL be open to men and/or women.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 10:20 AM (326rv)

762 Trump's being a pig does not recommend him.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 10:12 AM (XItbt)


It was an observation, not an endorsement.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet's Prices Trump The Harangue Hut's! at March 25, 2016 10:20 AM (hLRSq)

763 Apparently your sources for news are somewhat limited, because Ted's dad and Glenn Beck would disagree with you.


Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 25, 2016 10:14 AM (zBwYh)


Well I feel schooled... because obviously Cruz's DAD is the first parent in the world to think their child perfect and just as obviously the two people you list constitute the entire voting public.

(you forgot to call me a doo-doo head in response to my last post so here is your chance)

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 10:20 AM (NPofj)

764 I appreciate the fact that no one posted a picture of the Kloppster.

If someone did and I missed it, a pox on your household.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 25, 2016 10:21 AM (4ErVI)

765 726 And Washington DC is it barnyard. And if Trump's campaign has done nothing else, it's shown that its filled with a lot of other shit covered animals dressed in three-piece suits "representing the People." And none of them can claim any moral authority, So remember that the next time you go into a voting booth on some moral high thinking your vote makes you better than somebody else. We're all just voting for criminals.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 25, 2016 10:21 AM (zBwYh)

766 >>> The Cruz story matters because it destroys his candidacy. Utterly. Every single Cruz supporter I know is one because he's a devout Christian. Yeah, they like his constitution stance, but it's the Christianity that seals the deal.
*****

Yeah, they could drop that whole Constitution thing and go support the other guy who has no conception of Executive authority under the Constitution and brags about how many mistresses he's had.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 10:21 AM (XItbt)

767 So now we're going to spend a day talking about the other candidates dick?

Posted by: DaveA at March 25, 2016 10:21 AM (DL2i+)

768 I appreciate the fact that no one posted a picture of the Kloppster.

If someone did and I missed it, a pox on your household.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

You remember my creature Greg? He has....special pictures. Perhaps he'll share.

Posted by: Judge Klovenhoofer at March 25, 2016 10:22 AM (326rv)

769 Military service is the most fun you can ever have with your clothes on.



Just sayin'.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:06 AM (1zS3A)



It is.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at March 25, 2016 10:12 AM (V3/6/)



Ditto

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 10:15 AM (mw8Dm)

Indeed!
Posted by: IP
-------

I made some of my best friends while in the service.

Posted by: Bowe Bergdahl at March 25, 2016 10:22 AM (9mTYi)

770 >>>Posted by: rusted gates at March 25, 2016 10:17 AM (qQk+U)

***

Air Force One crashes. Who is saved?

America.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:22 AM (1zS3A)

771 >> The dems have NO enthusiasm (though what there is, is
>> going to Uncle Bernie, and yes, I'm implying he's like
>> "Uncle Joe").

Yeah, in California the bumper-sticker count is 10:1 Sandinista v Felon, and in the few occasions I've had opportunity to quiz Democrats without risking future employability (come on, 600 more points on the NASDAQ and I'm free forever) they're unable to explain why Hillary ISN'T a crook, it's just pure denial.

Posted by: JEM at March 25, 2016 10:22 AM (o+SC1)

772 764 I appreciate the fact that no one posted a picture of the Kloppster.

If someone did and I missed it, a pox on your household.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 25, 2016 10:21 AM (4ErVI

The human brillo pad? Someone with her money should have a better head of hair. Seems to be a common problem these days

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 10:22 AM (voOPb)

773 >>Ahh ... The ol' "washing of the feet" ritual. Brings back memories

Brings back memories of performing wudu with sand, not water, in the desert of the Nejd with T.E. Lawrence and the fellas...

How many god religions actually *do* ritualized footwashing?

Posted by: General Zod at March 25, 2016 10:22 AM (Bdeb0)

774 So how's everyone this fine morning?

Posted by: donna at March 25, 2016 10:23 AM (O2RFr)

775 Uh oh there goes one of the Trumpbots wishes.

K Pierson on Twitter

What's worse? People who actually believe the trash in tabloids, or the ones who know it's false &spread it anyway? #stupidity on all levels


Thankfully I guess the Trumpbots can now call her a lying whore am I rite?

Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 10:23 AM (n/0Nw)

776 So Ted sins in the eyes of God and Christians will have to vote for ghat rock of Christianity St. Donald, got it.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 10:23 AM (fizMZ)

777 >>>I made some of my best friends while in the service.

Posted by: Bowe Bergdahl at March 25, 2016 10:22 AM (9mTYi)

***

There's a goat joke, lurking in the undergrowth of that remark.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:23 AM (1zS3A)

778 "Farewell and adieu, you fair Spanish ladies, farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain".... Later gang, places to go people to see.

Posted by: kraken at March 25, 2016 10:24 AM (sdxPm)

779
Would have to qualify that part of military service
being much fun to read in MOST situations.

Some scenarios were somewhat lacking.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 25, 2016 10:24 AM (P/8aq)

780 >>Every single Cruz supporter I know is one because he's a devout Christian


I support him despite his being a devout Christian.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2016 10:24 AM (MvFEq)

781
Thankfully I guess the Trumpbots can now call her a lying whore am I rite?

Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 10:23 AM (n/0Nw)

Surely

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 10:25 AM (NPofj)

782 Some scenarios were somewhat lacking.


Posted by: irongrampa at March 25, 2016 10:24 AM (P/8aq)

yea, like basic at Fort Dix, in July...

Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 10:25 AM (aQQbl)

783 So Ted sins in the eyes of God and Christians will have to vote for ghat rock of Christianity St. Donald, got it.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 10:23 AM (fizMZ)


The Postman Will Deliver For You.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet's Prices Trump The Harangue Hut's! at March 25, 2016 10:26 AM (hLRSq)

784 The Pope is washing the feet of muslim refugees. Just shoot me now....Posted by: Bruce With a Wang


Some other Pope made a show of kissing a koran. So there's some sort of precedence for decadence.

Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 10:26 AM (fbovC)

785 So I see there's a National Enquirer story about Cruz sleeping with 3 ladies.

I know they broke the Edwards story, but they are still the NE. They usually claim all sorts of wacky affairs.

Don't get me wrong. I don't think Cruz is an angel or incapable of having an affair.

I will just wait before jumping on this rumour as the truth.

I seem to remember a story by NYT about the execrable McCain having an affair with a lobbyist that was put out there without any evidence.

I see tabloid stories about Obama having affairs or getting a divorce and I don't believe them either.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 10:26 AM (Pby3z)

786 I know this will give some of you the sads, but Katrina Pierson just tweeted this..

People who actually believe the trash in tabloids, or the stupid ones who know it's false and spread it
anyway? #stupidity on all levels

Of course her trump followers are telling her she should take one for the team, and take Cruz out.

Posted by: spypeach at March 25, 2016 10:26 AM (nyYhO)

787 Shenanigans with comments? Was it a banned poster or something, cause I saw a comment, that then vanished upon refresh?

Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 10:26 AM (sxq57)

788 I vote conservative first, if the person was a atheist I wouldn't care.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 10:27 AM (fizMZ)

789 NBA is threatening to pull 2017 All Star Game from Charlotte

Respond by demanding that they confirm their commitment to diversity. The teams need to reflect the racial balance of this great country.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 10:19 AM (326rv)

I say, let them go for it. At some point, states have to start pushing back on this economic hostage crap.
Other than Dennis Rodman, is the NBA full of transvestite players who want to force bakers to bake cakes for their gay weddings?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2016 10:27 AM (ph1j2)

790 Christ could return, and he'd have to shout to get attention.

HE'S A RINO!!!

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 10:27 AM (PjWy4)

791 Meanwhile, the muzzie rapefugees are wiping the feet on Christianity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 10:27 AM (Nwg0u)

792 Every single Cruz supporter I know is one because he's a devout Christian
------


Ace got saved and is no longer agnostic? Awesome!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 10:27 AM (Pby3z)

793 Ted Cruz started sleeping around so he could stop beating his wife.

Posted by: Teh Internetz at March 25, 2016 10:27 AM (XItbt)

794
744 Military service is the most fun you can ever have with your clothes on.



Just sayin'.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:06 AM (1zS3A)



It is.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at March 25, 2016 10:12 AM (V3/6/)



Ditto

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 10:15 AM (mw8Dm)

Indeed!
Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 10:16 AM (aQQbl)
We were supposed to have clothes on?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:27 AM (jsWA8)

795 Ace got saved and is no longer agnostic? Awesome!

That would actually be awesome.

Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 10:28 AM (sxq57)

796
Military service is the most fun you can ever have with your clothes on.



Just sayin'.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:06 AM (1zS3A)



It is.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at March 25, 2016 10:12 AM (V3/6/)



Ditto

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 10:15 AM (mw8Dm)

Indeed!

Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 10:16 AM (aQQbl)









Yes, 'tis true. Although my memory of being an 11B is that grunts generally won't admit it until they hit E-5.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2016 10:28 AM (/wVDI)

797 I'll still vote Cruz in the primary ... for the same reason I'll vote Trump in the general ...

... just to watch all the damn exploding heads. It looked awesome in Kingsman. Can't wait to see it live.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Boorish Child at March 25, 2016 10:29 AM (zfvHs)

798
My home state has gone nuts lately.

Kasich has jumped from three percent to 30% since January.

Trump now leads with 33%, Kasich is basically tied with him at 30% and Cruz has 20%. Cruz was at 14% in January.

I guess Kasich has become the new protest vote.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 25, 2016 10:29 AM (RcpcZ)

799 The Postman's son will wait 100 days before making every illegal a stand up citizen so I'd give him that.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 10:29 AM (fizMZ)

800 Ted Cruz started sleeping around so he could stop beating his wife.


Meh. You have to make time for the important things.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 10:29 AM (PjWy4)

801 763 Why would I call you a name? That only shows weakness on my part. Do you want to be personally insulted? Or do you simply want me banned so that you don't have to address me?

Daddy and Beck are doing more than congratulating Ted on his good grades. They are throwing a lot of Biblical reference into his campaign, when all Ted is, at best, is a helluva lawyer. That's fine, but he's no divine sign or messenger.

And that's why this reveal, if true, hurts Cruz. Because "we" expect better of him. But he's not "better".

We'll see how this plays out. But it looks like Ted screwed the pooch here.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 25, 2016 10:29 AM (zBwYh)

802 Christ could return, and he'd have to shout to get attention.



HE'S A RINO!!!

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 10:27 AM


If God lived on Earth, people would break his windows.

Posted by: Yenta at March 25, 2016 10:29 AM (bzd8I)

803 Back in the day, I remarked to one of the lads "Sgt Lund, when we deploy into combat, I will shoot you first."

First Shirt had him elsewhere the next day.

Love senior NCOs.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:29 AM (1zS3A)

804 Ace got saved and is no longer agnostic? Awesome!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 10:27 AM (Pby3z)



He's got his own tambourine and everything.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 10:29 AM (Zs4uk)

805 RE: Illegal alien now has life long housing

Notice the headline. Doesn't say illegal alien, it says "Paynesville man".

Just a regular guy from the area.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 25, 2016 10:29 AM (0LHZx)

806 Posted by: spypeach at March 25, 2016 10:26 AM (nyYhO)

This is why false rumours are so toxic. You could be completely innocent of a charge and even after the rumour is debunked, there will still be people who think you are guilty.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 10:29 AM (Pby3z)

807 Other than Dennis Rodman, is the NBA full of transvestite players who want to force bakers to bake cakes for their gay weddings?

-
Neither the employees of the NBA nor the customers of the NBA believe in that crap but elites gonna elite.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 10:30 AM (Nwg0u)

808 >>>Thankfully I guess the Trumpbots can now call her a lying whore am I rite?

Maybe we'll get a 'Katrina Pierson' commenter who constantly talks about what a huge hooker she is.

(and she did add a cheeky 'Only talking about myself' line after that)

Posted by: El Kabong at March 25, 2016 10:30 AM (MCmqp)

809 Me too.

Posted by: Cruz for the win at March 25, 2016 10:30 AM (jv6yo)

810 chique

Just a point of interest...Trump is very close with the CEO of the NE and lo and behold when a candidate starts making a move that would get between Trump and his nomination amazingly enough a NE runs.

Jeb
Carson
Carly
Rubio
now Cruz

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/10/trumps-alliance-with-the-national-enquirer.html


Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 10:30 AM (n/0Nw)

811 Has he been buying a ton of Jell-o molds?

Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 10:30 AM (sxq57)

812 We have a couple s***t stirrers here pushing the Ted is a man-ho stuff.
IIRC they were also in the thick of it when Ace shut down comments.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW SPI at March 25, 2016 10:31 AM (+aCe4)

813 799 At this point I expect to hear Kasich was molesting the dogs on his dad's route.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 25, 2016 10:31 AM (zBwYh)

814 >>> Maybe we'll get a 'Katrina Pierson' commenter who constantly talks about what a huge hooker she is.
****

What's she charge? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 10:31 AM (XItbt)

815 800 Ted Cruz started sleeping around so he could stop beating his wife.

Meh. You have to make time for the important things.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 10:29 AM (PjWy4)


If you don't, they get real mouthy.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 10:31 AM (Zs4uk)

816 Who let the dogs out?

Posted by: Postman Kasich at March 25, 2016 10:31 AM (FkBIv)

817 Meanwhile, the muzzie rapefugees are wiping the feet on Christianity.Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Yeah, about that. The Pope blamed Brussels on guns. The 'arms industry'.

Despite the fact they used homemade bombs filled with nails.

Posted by: mega machines at March 25, 2016 10:31 AM (fbovC)

818 Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:27 AM (jsWA

I sorta recall this was only on the flight line.

Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 10:31 AM (aQQbl)

819 Meanwhile, the muzzie rapefugees are wiping the feet on Christianity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 10:27 AM (Nwg0u)

Heard this morning, as did Cardinal Mooney in NYC, that the priest who was kidnapped in Yemen from a catholic refuge for 'elders" is being threatened by his ISIS captors today with being crucified.

But remember, this is a political ideology, not religious.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2016 10:31 AM (ph1j2)

820 Military service is the most fun you can ever have with your clothes on.



Just sayin'.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:06 AM (1zS3A)

I've often thought that if I could go back to being 17 again, but knowing what I do now that I'm 54, I'd go back and do basic, tech school, the whole thing again.
Best time of my life, hands down.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 25, 2016 10:32 AM (9n14Y)

821 Imagine if downtown wasn't going through a development renaissance right now...the whole area would be a bankrupt shithole.
Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 10:14 AM (n/0Nw)

Oh, yeah, a drive down Wisconsin Ave west of the river shows what a renaissance we are having here. And if you are fool enough to take a little spin around, oh, say 35th and Cherry, well, now, you'd mistake it for 15th century Florence. Well, ok, maybe Berlin in 1945 is a better comparison, if Berlin had liquor stores and check-cashing places. I took a wrong turn when I got off of 43 at Locust last winter and ran a few stoplights just to get the hell out of the neighbhorhood.

It's still pretty down here by the lake though, so the libs keep voting Dem.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 25, 2016 10:32 AM (P8951)

822 ">>Every single Cruz supporter I know is one because he's a devout Christian "

Could you please modify that to read "with the exception of VIA" please?

Posted by: Rachel Dolezol at March 25, 2016 10:32 AM (ptqRm)

823 >>>We were supposed to have clothes on?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:27 AM (jsWA

***

Huh. So those myths about PCS orders to South Sea Islands that don't capsize are actually true.

Who knew?

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:32 AM (1zS3A)

824 818 Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:27 AM (jsWA

I sorta recall this was only on the flight line.
Fcuking Airdales..

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:32 AM (jsWA8)

825 Unsubstantiated rumors have sunk many a political campaign, and generally get started by the candidates opposition.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 10:33 AM (fizMZ)

826 Take the trash out, come back 20 minutes later, and forget to remove a sock.


Let ye without that particular sin cast the first stone.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2016 10:33 AM (ptqRm)

827 The blog is going to really suffer for driving away these brilliant never seen before concerned conservative Trump supporters.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 25, 2016 10:33 AM (D5hxK)

828 Ted Cruz started sleeping around so he could stop beating his wife.

Meh. You have to make time for the important things.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 10:29 AM (PjWy4)


If you don't, they get real mouthy.
Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 10:31 AM (Zs4uk)

When that happens, I divorce them and marry the mistress.

Posted by: Donald Trump at March 25, 2016 10:33 AM (XItbt)

829 >>>Posted by: antisocialist at March 25, 2016 10:32 AM (9n14Y)

***

I am exactly your age, and I often have the same thoughts.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:33 AM (1zS3A)

830 Fcuking Airdales..

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:32 AM (jsWA

Nah, CH47 mech.
that much prop wash is hard on yer junk.

Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 10:34 AM (aQQbl)

831 Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 25, 2016 10:29 AM (zBwYh)

How does it look like the rumors are true? Wishful thinking on your part?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 25, 2016 10:34 AM (3jmxp)

832 This is why false rumours are so toxic. You could be completely innocent of a charge and even after the rumour is debunked, there will still be people who think you are guilty.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 10:29 AM (Pby3z)

Well Cruz is getting a little too close for comfort to Trump, so whatever it takes even if it's false. Trump is a scumbag and will try to win no matter what it takes even if that means trying to destroy a family.

Posted by: spypeach at March 25, 2016 10:34 AM (nyYhO)

833 >>>825 Unsubstantiated rumors have sunk many a political campaign, and generally get started by the candidates opposition.

The energy required to generate bullshit is exponentially less than the energy required to successfully refute it.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 25, 2016 10:34 AM (MCmqp)

834
Same age here. I would, all 30 plus years

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:34 AM (jsWA8)

835 Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 10:26 AM (Pby3z)

Dear Miss chique d'afrique

Your insistence on logic and careful analysis of the data before you reach any conclusions is making many people on this blog very uncomfortable.

If you persist in this odd behavior we will be forced to create a safe space for those who leap to conclusions based on wishcasting and emotions.

Sincerely,
The Management

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2016 10:34 AM (Zu3d9)

836
Where else could one be fed in the field in December and get Dixie Cups (ice cream) for dessert?

Or live in "temporary" barracks from WW2 while training?

Posted by: irongrampa at March 25, 2016 10:35 AM (P/8aq)

837 I'd do it all again even not knowing what I do now.

Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 10:35 AM (aQQbl)

838 I'm referring of course to east of the Milwaukee River


I used to take shortcuts to get down to Miller Park through the NW side...wasn't really all that bad. Last 2 years I try to avoid it now if at all possible.

But hey! Who's up for a 2 mile loop choo choo!

Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 10:35 AM (n/0Nw)

839 http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/10/trumps-alliance-with-the-national-enquirer.html


Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 10:30 AM (n/0Nw)

But I thought it was only LyinTed that lies!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 10:35 AM (Pby3z)

840
It's still pretty down here by the lake though, so the libs keep voting Dem.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 25, 2016 10:32 AM (P8951

Us up north are so jealous of your new choo-choo wannabe train.
But, then again we have a county board that created a friggin' wheel tax.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 10:35 AM (voOPb)

841
Yeah, about that. The Pope blamed Brussels on guns. The 'arms industry'.


Pope is 'tarded.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 10:35 AM (PjWy4)

842 >>>825 Unsubstantiated rumors have sunk many a political campaign, and generally get started by the candidates opposition.

The energy required to generate bullshit is exponentially less than the energy required to successfully refute it.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 25, 2016 10:34 AM (MCmqp)

You're telling me.

Miss me yet?

Posted by: Herman Cain at March 25, 2016 10:35 AM (XItbt)

843 A challenge for the Horde:

Is there a cooler scene in any movie than Neo waking up in the Matrix?

I think not.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2016 10:36 AM (QWtgr)

844 The terr'ists in Brussells were on our Terror Watch list.
And you know ("hu"/smirk) the folks in the NRA would want them to have access to assault weapons! Seriously?

Posted by: Presnint Barky at March 25, 2016 10:36 AM (k8tEg)

845 "Same age here. I would, all 30 plus years"

*Fist bump*

Well, except for the age.

Got you by almost five years.

Now, get off my porch.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 25, 2016 10:36 AM (ptqRm)

846
We have a couple s***t stirrers here pushing the Ted is a man-ho stuff.
IIRC they were also in the thick of it when Ace shut down comments.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW SPI at March 25, 2016 10:31 AM (+aCe4)








Fairly new nics, I've noticed (both pro and anti Trump/Cruz).

It's like HotAir was a fucking egg sac full of face-sized spiders that finally broke open and sent their cancerous arachnid minions out into the void to cause trouble.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2016 10:36 AM (/wVDI)

847
Shenanigans with comments? Was it a banned poster or something, cause I saw a comment, that then vanished upon refresh?

Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 10:26 AM (sxq57)


The guy posting as MUMR isn't him - it's the banned "thin Veneer of civility." I can't understand why they can't block him - he always has the same hash. At Least sometimes there's some humor value in his posts, though.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 25, 2016 10:36 AM (RcpcZ)

848 Yeah, about that. The Pope blamed Brussels on guns. The 'arms industry'.

Pope is 'tarded.

Except they didn't use guns did they ...

Posted by: donna at March 25, 2016 10:36 AM (O2RFr)

849
Anyone else sick of the word "brussels?"

Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 25, 2016 10:36 AM (+YvQf)

850 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2016 10:34 AM (Zu3d9)

I'm sorry sir. I will endeavour to be more "passionate" while commenting.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 10:36 AM (Pby3z)

851
Notice the headline. Doesn't say illegal alien, it says "Paynesville man".

-
From the article:

"Ramirez, a Mexican citizen who does not have lawful permanent residence in the United States,"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 10:36 AM (Nwg0u)

852 >>>The blog is going to really suffer for driving away these brilliant never seen before concerned conservative Trump supporters.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 25, 2016 10:33 AM (D5hxK)

***

Huh? I mostly use it to reminisce about my wasted youth. For that, it works absolutely, bloody perfectly.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:37 AM (1zS3A)

853 And walk on the grass?

Sacrilegious

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:37 AM (jsWA8)

854 838 I'm referring of course to east of the Milwaukee River


I used to take shortcuts to get down to Miller Park through the NW side...wasn't really all that bad. Last 2 years I try to avoid it now if at all possible.

But hey! Who's up for a 2 mile loop choo choo!

Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 10:35 AM (n/0Nw)

I hadn't heard about about a 2 mile loop train. I thought "everyone" still wanted that high speed rail from Madison to the lake with no stops. You know, to service all those people who live in Madison and work in Milwaukee...

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 10:37 AM (SYJKJ)

855
Anyone else sick of the word "brussels?"

Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 25, 2016 10:36 AM (+YvQf)







Word. The damned thing sprouts up everywhere.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2016 10:38 AM (/wVDI)

856 D+4, Senate becomes tied.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 07:15 AM (gwSAc)

_____

Actually that means Dems win senate since with Hillary's VP as the tie break it's 51-50. And even without that, since McCain is essentially a Democrat it's 51-49 Dems.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 25, 2016 10:38 AM (0LHZx)

857
561 Were they changing the words people were saying last night?

Posted by: KansasDude at March 25, 2016 09:18 AM (serBz)


Not changing words, just eliminating any comment that referred to the primary.

A truly embarrassing moment for this blog.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 09:23 AM (Zs4uk)
Wow. Really stupid.

Posted by: KansasDude at March 25, 2016 10:38 AM (serBz)

858 I'm sorry sir. I will endeavour to be more "passionate" while commenting.

That's the spirit, chique!

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2016 10:38 AM (GgxVX)

859 i don't believe this ted cruz thing...not because he is a decent guy and a good human being or anything like that, because I cannot vouch for that.

But, I find it highly suspicious that one, let along multiple women would be attracted enough to Ted Cruz to do THAT.

Side note: whoever leaked this info, if true...there is a special place for. No spouse or children should ever find out these private things through the media. No one.

Posted by: TickledPink at March 25, 2016 10:39 AM (F5hTl)

860 It's like HotAir was a fucking egg sac full of face-sized spiders that finally broke open and sent their cancerous arachnid minions out into the void to cause trouble.

That's a *great* picture. Thanks (and spiders don't particularly bother me, but...yeah).

Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 10:39 AM (sxq57)

861 Where else could one be fed in the field in December and get Dixie Cups (ice cream) for dessert?

Or live in "temporary" barracks from WW2 while training?
Posted by: irongrampa at March 25, 2016 10:35 AM (P/8aq)

Exactly. Or haggle over C rations during a typhoon. (The eggs were dreadful. The yutes of today have no idea how fortunate they are)

Posted by: antisocialist at March 25, 2016 10:39 AM (9n14Y)

862 I believe everything the National Enquirer says... Just look at how many times they said obama and moooch are gonna divorce and aliens abducted Elvis.... Those have all been proven to be true!

Posted by: donna at March 25, 2016 10:39 AM (O2RFr)

863 Pope is 'tarded.

Except they didn't use guns did they ...

Posted by: donna at March 25, 2016 10:36 AM (O2RFr)


But they would have ... and that's good enough.

Posted by: Da Pope, The Pope-ster. Popey Pope at March 25, 2016 10:39 AM (zc3Db)

864 851
Notice the headline. Doesn't say illegal alien, it says "Paynesville man".

-
From the article:

"Ramirez, a Mexican citizen who does not have lawful permanent residence in the United States,"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 10:36 AM (Nwg0u)

______

Nobody actually reads the articles. Everyone reads the headlines.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 25, 2016 10:39 AM (0LHZx)

865 Who else still has a P-38 on their key ring?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:40 AM (jsWA8)

866 Katrina Pierson on Twitter issued a denial of sorts. She said tabloid trash and the people who believe it are stupid

Posted by: ThunderB at March 25, 2016 10:40 AM (zOTsN)

867 855
Anyone else sick of the word "brussels?"

Posted by: cucumbah watah for customah only! at March 25, 2016 10:36 AM (+YvQf)

Word. The damned thing sprouts up everywhere.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2016 10:38 AM (/wVDI)

We have now reached the pun portion of the thread. I think that means it's time for site management to post a new one.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 10:40 AM (SYJKJ)

868 Us up north are so jealous of your new choo-choo wannabe train.
But, then again we have a county board that created a friggin' wheel tax.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 10:35 AM (voOPb)

Way too many damned idiots in this state. I used to think it was because the cold killed brain cells, but how do you explain California then?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 25, 2016 10:41 AM (P8951)

869 Who else still has a P-38 on their key ring?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:40 AM (jsWA


My son has my grandfathers on his

Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 10:41 AM (aQQbl)

870 Actually that means Dems win senate since with Hillary's VP as the tie break it's 51-50. And even without that, since McCain is essentially a Democrat it's 51-49 Dems.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 25, 2016 10:38 AM (0LHZx

Flake, Collins, Kirk (if he survives) are all turncoats as well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 10:41 AM (voOPb)

871 Well now, isn't this interesting...

http://tinyurl.com/hc3qq8h

Back before the Florida primaries, early in March, the Cruz campaign started instigating the "wives" thing... At the 4:00 minute mark.

And now, after Trump gets fed up with it and "threatens" to "spill the beans," "Lying Ted" has the audacity to claim "that photo isn't from us," when that was the strategy all along.

Posted by: franksalterego at March 25, 2016 10:41 AM (Cd+Fa)

872 It's like HotAir was a fucking egg sac full of face-sized spiders that finally broke open and sent their cancerous arachnid minions out into the void to cause trouble.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2016 10:36 AM (/wVDI)

Meh. The same thing happens every election season. I write it off to 50% people who get sucked into the rapid team mentality that happens around every Super Bowl and 25% paid trolls and 25% more traffic just because there's something to talk about other than how much Congress and the President suck.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 10:41 AM (XItbt)

873
Where else could one be fed in the field in December and get Dixie Cups (ice cream) for dessert?

Or live in "temporary" barracks from WW2 while training?
Posted by: irongrampa at March 25, 2016 10:35 AM (P/8aq)

Exactly. Or haggle over C rations during a typhoon. (The eggs were dreadful. The yutes of today have no idea how fortunate they are)

Posted by: antisocialist at March 25, 2016 10:39 AM (9n14Y)






Or regard the sight of filthy, sleep-deprived soldiers dipping MRE instant coffee like Copenhagen as normal.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2016 10:41 AM (/wVDI)

874 People who actually believe the trash in tabloids, or the stupid ones who know it's false and spread it
anyway? #stupidity on all levels
--------------

I heard from a friend that Cruz hasn't paid taxes in ten years.

Posted by: Stubby Fingers at March 25, 2016 10:41 AM (9mTYi)

875 No spouse or children should ever find out these private things through the media. No one.

Not speaking to the truth/untruth of the Cruz rumor, but I suspect most political wives aren't surprised when a sex scandal breaks around their wandering husbands. Horrible women like Hillary and Elizabeth Edwards know what's going on before anyone else does, and they stay for their own reasons.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 10:41 AM (PjWy4)

876 Unsubstantiated rumors have sunk many a political campaign, and generally get started by the candidates opposition.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 10:33 AM (fizMZ)


Sadly for most politicians, these unsubstantiated rumors, based on nothing but innuendo and lies, are given credence because most politicians are lying scumbags who are likely doing exactly what they are accused of, even if the accusations are based on nothing but innuendo and lies.

It's enough to make you almost feel sorry for them.

Almost.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2016 10:41 AM (TOk1P)

877 >>>866 Katrina Pierson on Twitter issued a denial of sorts. She said tabloid trash and the people who believe it are stupid

Yes, and the responses to that tweet have been HILARIOUS.

We may get to 'maybe Cruz drugged you so you can't remember it' before noon today.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 25, 2016 10:41 AM (MCmqp)

878 http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Belgium

Posted by: GMan at March 25, 2016 10:42 AM (sxq57)

879 The illegal - do you really think he is going to stop raping and killing people just because he is in prison?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 10:42 AM (iQIUe)

880 If I'd kept my clothes on I wouldn't have had the great fun of getting the clap...twice.
That part I'd most likely change; and try for three!

Posted by: MOS 0849 at March 25, 2016 10:42 AM (jv6yo)

881 Doubly where have you been?

Tom Barrett can't have his legacy be allowing the city to crumble in many cases literally (see City Hall, Courthouse, AA communities, etc), so he has his nice little choo choo that's going to cost $150 million on the best case scenario (probably double).

The train will run a route that will get near east sider into a part of downtown that they could likely walk quicker too, but hey its going to increase tourism or something!!!

Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 10:42 AM (n/0Nw)

882
Word. The damned thing sprouts up everywhere.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2016 10:38 AM (/wVDI)

We have now reached the pun portion of the thread. I think that means it's time for site management to post a new one.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 10:40 AM (SYJKJ)

I agree, it's time to squash this thread.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 25, 2016 10:42 AM (P8951)

883 Way too many damned idiots in this state. I used to think it was because the cold killed brain cells, but how do you explain California then?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 25, 2016 10:41 AM (P8951

Just too easy to spend other people's money instead of making tough decisions. The Feb primary i brought the campaign post card of the guy who was running against the other 2 for county supervisor to make sure I voted for right guy.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 10:42 AM (voOPb)

884 >>>"Ramirez, a Mexican citizen who does not have lawful permanent residence in the United States,"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 10:36 AM (Nwg0u)

***

When I was living and working in England, any Irishman reported in the newspapers for bad behavior was "of no fixed abode".

The Irish heroes who rescued kittehs from trees, all had addresses you can easily find on google maps.

I don't know. Something about this report makes me hang my head in shame.

Which I doubtless deserve.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:43 AM (1zS3A)

885 Who else still has a P-38 on their key ring?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:40 AM (jsWA

Me. I keep a piece of electrical tape around it, though - otherwise, when I dig around in my purse for my keys I just about need stitches.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 25, 2016 10:43 AM (9n14Y)

886 Feel good story, and off topic

My 72 year old mom and I sat out on my porch last night, drinking a fair amount of adult beverages, listening to 70's music and talking about all the stupid things we did when we were drunk. It was fun, of course both of us are a little green around the gills today, but I'd say it was worth it.

Posted by: spypeach at March 25, 2016 10:43 AM (nyYhO)

887 Not changing words, just eliminating any comment that referred to the primary.

A truly embarrassing moment for this blog.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 09:23 AM (Zs4uk)
Wow. Really stupid.
Posted by: KansasDude at March 25, 2016 10:38 AM (serBz)

He didn't mention that the Maet had said the ONT should be politics free, did he?

No, Maet is just an ogre trying to prevent people from expressing any contrary sentiments.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 10:43 AM (Pby3z)

888 Who else still has a P-38 on their key ring?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:40 AM (jsWA


The damn thing is digging into my thigh as I type.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 25, 2016 10:44 AM (TOk1P)

889 Katrina Pierson on Twitter issued a denial of sorts. She said tabloid trash and the people who believe it are stupid
Posted by: ThunderB at March 25, 2016 10:40 AM (zOTsN)

I don't care what she says. I still believe Clinton met with aliens, Bush was an alien, and Kucinich's wife married him because he's an alien with mind control powers.

And BatBoy. BatBoy is definitely real.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 10:44 AM (XItbt)

890
"Ramirez, a Mexican citizen who does not have lawful permanent residence in the United States,"
----------------

The guy had had enough. He just wanted to step out of the shadows.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2016 10:44 AM (9mTYi)

891 I agree, it's time to squash this thread.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 25, 2016 10:42 AM (P8951)

pffft, you're full of beans.

Around here it's the carrot and the stick

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 10:44 AM (voOPb)

892
Who else still has a P-38 on their key ring?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:40 AM (jsWA








Not anymore. But I moved it to the second keyring I keep in my EDC bag.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2016 10:44 AM (/wVDI)

893 The Brussels sprout.

http://tinyurl.com/zkkoox3

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 25, 2016 10:45 AM (FkBIv)

894 Wow. Really stupid.

Posted by: KansasDude at March 25, 2016 10:38 AM (serBz)


I would classify it more as "childish". Interestingly, many are actually proud of it.

Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 25, 2016 10:45 AM (zc3Db)

895 Ahh ... Active Duty. Memories.

Getting hit-up to give to the First Sgt.'s Fund
Dealing with Civilian Contractors
All those helpful suggestions from Officer's Wives
Freshly minted 2nd Lt.s from an academy
Modifying SOP to accomodate women in uniform

Yeah. Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind. Definitely.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Boorish Child at March 25, 2016 10:45 AM (zfvHs)

896 Excellent, spypeach. The hangover is definitely worth it.

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2016 10:45 AM (GgxVX)

897 I have to pea.

Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 10:45 AM (aQQbl)

898 I was digging around in some of my old stuff a few months ago and found four new ones. Still in the little brown envelopes.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:45 AM (jsWA8)

899
It's like HotAir was a fucking egg sac full of face-sized spiders that finally broke open and sent their cancerous arachnid minions out into the void to cause trouble.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2016 10:36 AM (/wVDI)


For many years the registration at HA was closed. They opened it up before the last general election (don't ask me why) and that's when most of the weirdos arrived.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 25, 2016 10:45 AM (RcpcZ)

900 No, Maet is just an ogre trying to prevent people from expressing any contrary sentiments.

Last night i ventured in to the OT which I never do and they were discussing the Cruz thing...... I asked could it be true and if so then I have no one left to vote for and My comment vanished... I guess I didn't know the "rules."

Posted by: donna at March 25, 2016 10:46 AM (O2RFr)

901 Word. The damned thing sprouts up everywhere.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2016 10:38 AM (/wVDI)

We have now reached the pun portion of the thread. I think that means it's time for site management to post a new one.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 10:40 AM (SYJKJ)

I agree, it's time to squash this thread.

-
Lettuce be reasonable.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 10:46 AM (Nwg0u)

902 @875

Okay have some decency to Elizabeth Edwards. Fought cancer multiple times. The biggest cancer being her husband.

And yes, I wouldn't be surprised if his wife knew or even suspected. But, still, they have kids. I'm just trying to think with an ounce of human decency.

Posted by: TickledPink at March 25, 2016 10:46 AM (F5hTl)

903 Or regard the sight of filthy, sleep-deprived soldiers dipping MRE instant coffee like Copenhagen as normal.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2016 10:41 AM (/wVDI)

Speaking of...I stopped at the seven day store on base on my way home from work; they have actual dip cans with pouches of coffee instead of dip in them on the shelves.
Not much of an improvement, but still...

Posted by: antisocialist at March 25, 2016 10:46 AM (9n14Y)

904 881 Doubly where have you been?

Tom Barrett can't have his legacy be allowing the city to crumble in many cases literally (see City Hall, Courthouse, AA communities, etc), so he has his nice little choo choo that's going to cost $150 million on the best case scenario (probably double).

The train will run a route that will get near east sider into a part of downtown that they could likely walk quicker too, but hey its going to increase tourism or something!!!
Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 10:42 AM (n/0Nw)

Iowa. The winning location is Iowa. Those with Iowa tickets, please come to the window to collect you winnings. For the rest, better luck next time.

At any rate, I had an internship with a company in Mequon when I was in college (2004). Lived way west of the city off of I-94. Avoided the city limits like the plague, drove around the city completely. Don't know how Marquette can keep recruiting people. Yes, the campus is nice, but walk one block off of it, and you better be carrying.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 10:46 AM (SYJKJ)

905 831 FYI I plan to vote for Cruz, but will vote Trumpbif he pulls it off. I'm just not blissfully deluded about it. The NE has pictures of 5 women. Not one. 5. Each picture is capable of being puzzled out such that 3/5 are identified. That lead to other connections like money changing hands, certain Twitter posts going dead, etc. REAL investigative journalists research this stuff, they don't bury it because it hurts their guy.

I support due process, which is why I did not jump all over Trump's minion that supposedly brutally assaulted a Woman by grabbing her arm and pushing her to the side. So, I expect to maintain attention on this story to see how it develops. Now Cruz may bring a civil lawsuit, or some of the women so alleged may bring a civil lawsuit, but that involves Discovery and Truth is a defense to any defamation. Remember Agent K told us the National Enquirer is the best investigative journalism on the planet. Just ask John Edwards.

This is not a claim of murder, it's a claim of multiple Affairs. People on this very blog comment about how incestuous the DC Beltway is, and that is simply by pointing to all the people who used to work and be married to each other. You are not even taking into consideration the amount of flings and ongoing Affairs that occur. And since they all deal with the same people in the same Circle, these things are bound to happen. For the most part, these indiscretions may be kept Under Wraps out of professional courtesy, until a person like Trump, whose own infidelities are well known and documented, blows that secrecy out of the water.

I await further Evidence before we know the truth for certain. But I am also not a stupid man, and given what I've seen thus far, I would not be surprised if it turns out to be true, even in part.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 25, 2016 10:47 AM (zBwYh)

906
I would serve again with these young men and women in an instant--and consider it an enormous honor.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 25, 2016 10:47 AM (P/8aq)

907 And BatBoy. BatBoy is definitely real.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 10:44 AM (XItbt)



Ted Cruz and I spent a mad weekend of wild sex on Monster Island over Christmas.

Posted by: BatBoy at March 25, 2016 10:47 AM (0cMkb)

908 I agree, it's time to squash this thread.
Posted by: Donna
------------

I'm hoping an art thread will turnip.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2016 10:47 AM (9mTYi)

909 The Pope blamed Brussels on guns.

So his Holiness is a liar and he uses cheap throw away tropes. Jesuits were supposed to be smarter than that.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 25, 2016 10:47 AM (326rv)

910 Every woman who's been cheated on knows. Many pretend to themselves not to know, but they know. And I don't mean just politician wives.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 25, 2016 10:47 AM (0LHZx)

911 The train will run a route that will get near east sider into a part of downtown that they could likely walk quicker too, but hey its going to increase tourism or something!!!
Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 10:42 AM (n/0Nw)

Yeah, because people not named Joe Biden always base their vacations on whether or not they get to ride a little choo choo around town. I'm sure we'll get tourists from around the planet to marvel at such a technological wonder.

The only one in local government worth a tinker's damn is Dave Clark.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 25, 2016 10:48 AM (P8951)

912 Okay have some decency to Elizabeth Edwards. Fought cancer multiple times. The biggest cancer being her husband.

Posted by: TickledPink at March 25, 2016 10:46 AM (F5hTl)


She lied for her husband and played the worst sort of attack dog against anyone who spoke the truth about that douchebag ... all while hiding behind her cancer.

The two of them were lowlifes of the worst sort.

Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 25, 2016 10:48 AM (zc3Db)

913 they have actual dip cans with pouches of coffee instead of dip in them on the shelves.

Not much of an improvement, but still...

Posted by: antisocialist at March 25, 2016 10:46 AM (9n14Y)

Necessity isn't the mother of invention, sleep deprived grunts are.

Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 10:48 AM (aQQbl)

914 I'm back!

Posted by: Herpes at March 25, 2016 10:48 AM (Fmupd)

915 >>>Who else still has a P-38 on their key ring?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:40 AM (jsWA

***

Yo!

I like sneaking blades past the Homeland Security types.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:48 AM (1zS3A)

916 Pearson's denial gives me the impression it wouldn't be Trump's campaign pushing the rumor.

Why implicate one of your own staffers if you know they'll be denying it?

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 10:48 AM (PjWy4)

917 871 Well now, isn't this interesting...

http://tinyurl.com/hc3qq8h

Back before the Florida primaries, early in March, the Cruz campaign started instigating the "wives" thing... At the 4:00 minute mark.

And now, after Trump gets fed up with it and "threatens" to "spill the beans," "Lying Ted" has the audacity to claim "that photo isn't from us," when that was the strategy all along.

Posted by: franksalterego at March 25, 2016 10:41 AM (Cd+Fa)


This is pretty damning evidence that Cruz started all this himself and that Trump showed enormous restraint by not firing back for weeks.

What a low-life prick Cruz is.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 10:49 AM (Zs4uk)

918 Squash the thread?

Don't be radicchio.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 25, 2016 10:49 AM (9n14Y)

919 Ted Cruz and I spent a mad weekend of wild sex on Monster Island over Christmas.

Posted by: BatBoy at March 25, 2016 10:47 AM (0cMkb)

Go on...

Posted by: Bill Clinton, Jeff Epstein and Donald Trump at March 25, 2016 10:49 AM (XItbt)

920 I've been out for an hour.

Has the #CruzSexScandal campaign forced Cruz to suspend and endorse Donald yet?

Just curious.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 10:50 AM (CqEra)

921
Who else still has a P-38 on their key ring?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:40 AM (jsWA)


Mine was a gift from my dad. It's been retired and replaced, but I still carry one on my key ring.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 25, 2016 10:50 AM (RcpcZ)

922 Jesuits are liberals, thisone is to the left of them.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:50 AM (jsWA8)

923 A challenge for the Horde:

Is there a cooler scene in any movie than Neo waking up in the Matrix?

I think not.


Phoebe Cates taking off her top in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Posted by: Witchdoktor at March 25, 2016 10:50 AM (PFy0L)

924 Detroit built a look train downtown. It's ugly as fuck since it's a raised train, like a monorail. And nobody rides it of course since it goes from nowhere to nowhere. But you know, trains!!

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 25, 2016 10:50 AM (0LHZx)

925 916 Pearson's denial gives me the impression it wouldn't be Trump's campaign pushing the rumor.

Why implicate one of your own staffers if you know they'll be denying it?

It's the seriousness of the charge, not the truth that matters... That's not to say it isn't true.... Funny they never brought this up when He was running for the Senate...

Posted by: donna at March 25, 2016 10:50 AM (O2RFr)

926 @912

Possible, but cancer is nothing to belittle. I respect every single person who has had to deal with it.

Even Elizabeth Edwards. Even Rob Ford.

It's a nasty, nasty disease.

Posted by: TickledPink at March 25, 2016 10:50 AM (F5hTl)

927 look = loop

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 25, 2016 10:50 AM (0LHZx)

928 Posted by: donna at March 25, 2016 10:46 AM (O2RFr)

You weren't alone.

Even some ONT regulars slipped up and got their comments deleted. Even, gasp! , known Cruz supporters

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 10:51 AM (Pby3z)

929 Okay have some decency to Elizabeth Edwards. Fought cancer multiple times. The biggest cancer being her husband.

Posted by: TickledPink at March 25, 2016 10:46 AM (F5hTl)

She lied for her husband and played the worst sort of attack dog against anyone who spoke the truth about that douchebag ... all while hiding behind her cancer.

The two of them were lowlifes of the worst sort.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair

And I believe that one of his daughters is now practicing law with him; if you call chasing ambulances 'law'.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at March 25, 2016 10:51 AM (326rv)

930 Unsubstantiated rumors have sunk many a political campaign, and generally get started by the candidates opposition.

The energy required to generate bullshit is exponentially less than the energy required to successfully refute it.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 25, 2016 10:34 AM (MCmqp)


Trump will do anything to win, no matter how immoral, low, and repugnant it is. He would strap the head Ewok to the front of an RV and race through the desert if he thought that would give him an advantage. He will slander another's spouse. He would spread rumors.

Political philosophy has a limited overlap to actual politics, and Trump does not do philosophy. Principled positions such as loving the Constitution (but not in that way!) are foreign to the man. He only knows victory.

That is an observation, not an endorsement.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet's Prices Trump The Harangue Hut's! at March 25, 2016 10:51 AM (hLRSq)

931 I'm hoping an art thread will turnip.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2016 10:47 AM (9mTYi

You beet me to it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 10:51 AM (voOPb)

932
Ted Cruz and I spent a mad weekend of wild sex on Monster Island over Christmas.
Posted by: BatBoy


It's actually a peninsula.

https://youtu.be/4OwN7eYZseI

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 25, 2016 10:52 AM (FkBIv)

933 Mad Magazine Book #8 had an hilarious parody of Batman and Robin called BatBoy and Rubin.

At the end of the comic, BatBoy knocks off Rubin and uses a two hole punch to make holes in Rubin's neck, whereupon BatBoy inserts two straws and begins sucking Rubin's blood.

You see, BatBoy is a Vampire BatBoy.

Classic.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2016 10:53 AM (Se2s/)

934 Yes, regardless of having cancer, Elizabeth Edwards was a nasty, nasty woman.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 10:53 AM (PjWy4)

935 923 - Several moments in The Devil in Ms. Jones remake spring immediately to mind.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Boorish Child at March 25, 2016 10:53 AM (zfvHs)

936 Pearson's denial gives me the impression it wouldn't be Trump's campaign pushing the rumor.

Why implicate one of your own staffers if you know they'll be denying it?
Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 10:48 AM (PjWy4)

Who knows...

Alleging an affair is the same as allegations of wife beating. Confirm or deny all you want. It makes no difference.

I'm not saying Trump did or did not float it. Just that there's no way to tell from whatever statement anyone makes.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 10:53 AM (XItbt)

937 I voted for Cruz. I don't want to believe it but.. Add this to him blaming the protests on Trump. not the protesters. Small things are starting to add up.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:53 AM (jsWA8)

938 Even, gasp! , known Cruz supporters

-
They admit that?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 10:53 AM (Nwg0u)

939 >>>Yeah. Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind. Definitely.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Boorish Child at March 25, 2016 10:45 AM (zfvHs)

***

Don't forget the Combined Federal Campaign!

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:53 AM (1zS3A)

940 939 >>>Yeah. Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind. Definitely.

Posted by: ScoggDog - Boorish Child at March 25, 2016 10:45 AM (zfvHs)

Misty water color memories.....

Posted by: donna at March 25, 2016 10:54 AM (O2RFr)

941 >>She lied for her husband and played the worst sort of attack dog against anyone who spoke the truth about that douchebag

Exactly. Sorry for her family's loss, but Elizabeth Edwards was a really venomous piece of work.

Posted by: General Zod at March 25, 2016 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

942 Does anyone really think that trump wouldn't throw one woman under the bus if it meant him getting the nomination...??

K Pierson would be nothing but collateral damage.

Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 10:55 AM (n/0Nw)

943 >>> He would strap the head Ewok to the front of an RV and race through the desert if he thought that would give him an advantage.
****

Will there be flame throwing guitars? I demand flame throwing guitars.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 10:56 AM (XItbt)

944
I like sneaking blades past the Homeland Security types.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:48 AM (1zS3A)


For years after 9/11 the courthouse wouldn't allow me to take my P-38 past the front door. That's why I retired the one my father gave me. The assholes also wouldn't allow phones with cameras in, so I had to buy cheap flip phones for a long time.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 25, 2016 10:56 AM (RcpcZ)

945 I await further Evidence before we know the truth for certain. But I am also not a stupid man, and given what I've seen thus far, I would not be surprised if it turns out to be true, even in part.
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 25, 2016 10:47 AM (zBwYh)

I don't put having an affair past anyone, frankly, and I know I myself could fall into one of if I was not vigilant. However, if this is untrue, it is an incredibly wicked thing to do to even start this kind of tslk.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 10:56 AM (Pby3z)

946 http://tinyurl.com/hc3qq8h



Back before the Florida primaries, early in March, the Cruz campaign
started instigating the "wives" thing... At the 4:00 minute mark.



And now, after Trump gets fed up with it and "threatens" to "spill
the beans," "Lying Ted" has the audacity to claim "that photo isn't from
us," when that was the strategy all along.





Posted by: franksalterego at March 25, 2016 10:41 AM (Cd+Fa)

The chyron under the woman at the 4 minute mark does not say Cruz campaign staffer so your post is incorrect.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 10:56 AM (NPofj)

947 Does anyone really think that trump wouldn't throw one woman under the bus if it meant him getting the nomination...??

K Pierson would be nothing but collateral damage.
Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 10:55 AM (n/0Nw)

It's the art of the deal.

Posted by: spypeach at March 25, 2016 10:56 AM (nyYhO)

948 Has Cruz "addressed" this yet?

Posted by: donna at March 25, 2016 10:57 AM (O2RFr)

949 tinyurl.com/hcoexcu

Posted by: Mr Lizard, Ted Cruz at March 25, 2016 10:57 AM (vP09u)

950 Does anyone really think that trump wouldn't throw one woman under the bus if it meant him getting the nomination...??

K Pierson would be nothing but collateral damage.

Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 10:55 AM (n/0Nw)


Oy. You're in alien-abduction territory, now.

Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 25, 2016 10:57 AM (zc3Db)

951 900 comments in and I haven't actually looked at the headlines.

I owe MH an apology.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 10:57 AM (CqEra)

952 Detroit built a look train downtown. It's ugly as fuck since it's a raised train, like a monorail. And nobody rides it of course since it goes from nowhere to nowhere. But you know, trains!!
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 25, 2016 10:50 AM (0LHZx)

The People Mover. It gets used during football and hockey games and somewhat during the day. Like all typical government run ventures, it loses money because it never charged what it needed to be viable. The city had to subsidize it, until they ran out of money during the bankruptcy. The fares used to be .50, I don't know what it is now.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2016 10:57 AM (ph1j2)

953 I like sneaking blades past the Homeland Security types.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile
-----------------
Hmm.

Posted by: Bob, at NSA at March 25, 2016 10:57 AM (9mTYi)

954 >>>Will there be flame throwing guitars? I demand flame throwing guitars.

Given the trajectory of this election season, I'd be shocked if there weren't any.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 25, 2016 10:57 AM (MCmqp)

955 I have the day off. What to do. What to do.

Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2016 10:58 AM (Fmupd)

956 I voted for Cruz. I don't want to believe it but..
Add this to him blaming the protests on Trump. not the protesters. Small
things are starting to add up.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:53 AM (jsWA

I don't believe you did vote for Cruz given you are lying about what he said about Trump and the Chicago protesters.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 10:58 AM (NPofj)

957 I have the day off. What to do. What to do.



Go outside and get some fresh air... It's mighty stale in here....

Posted by: donna at March 25, 2016 10:58 AM (O2RFr)

958
I think the GOPe dug up the dirt on Cruz's mistresses. It drives the "anybody but Trump" vote to Kasich.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 25, 2016 10:58 AM (RcpcZ)

959 951 900 comments in and I haven't actually looked at the headlines.

I owe MH an apology.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 10:57 AM (CqEra)

No apology necessary my Moron friend.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 25, 2016 10:59 AM (voOPb)

960
Like all typical government run ventures, it loses money because it never charged what it needed to be viable.

If they did charge enough there would be complaints that only the rich could use it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 25, 2016 10:59 AM (FkBIv)

961 Obama: Theres Little Difference Between Communism and Capitalism

Weasel Zippers

Pretty much says it all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 10:59 AM (mw8Dm)

962 >>> challenge for the Horde:

Is there a cooler scene in any movie than Neo waking up in the Matrix?

I think not.

Phoebe Cates taking off her top in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Posted by: Witchdoktor at March 25, 2016 10:50 AM (PFy0L)

***

Ramon dropping trou on Kiki Daire?

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 10:59 AM (1zS3A)

963 I think the GOPe dug up the dirt on Cruz's mistresses. It drives the "anybody but Trump" vote to Kasich.
Posted by: Ed Anger

We would never do that you racist bastard.

Posted by: GOPe at March 25, 2016 10:59 AM (326rv)

964
And I give zero fucks if you believe me or not.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 10:59 AM (jsWA8)

965 Oy. You're in alien-abduction territory, now.

Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 25, 2016 10:57 AM (zc3Db)

Trump makes it a habit to lie about Ted Cruz and you think this would be a lie to far for him... why?

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 10:59 AM (NPofj)

966 Fraid not POP.

Plenty of books and articles over the years on Trump's willingness to screw someone else over to get what he wants.

Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 11:00 AM (n/0Nw)

967 Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 10:59 AM (mw8Dm)

Seen this term a great deal. No idea what it means. Would someone kindly fill me in?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 11:00 AM (SYJKJ)

968 I think the GOPe dug up the dirt on Cruz's mistresses. It drives the "anybody but Trump" vote to Kasich.
Posted by: Ed Anger at March 25, 2016 10:58 AM (RcpcZ)

Until Trump digs up the dirt on Kasich. Remember, Kasich was in Congress for quite a few years before becoming gov. of Ohio.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2016 11:00 AM (ph1j2)

969

Jose Silis Jr. has been in arrested in Houston for distribution of over 5 kilos of cocaine.


He is also a suspect in the murder of a 14 year old girl and her father

Posted by: ThunderB at March 25, 2016 11:00 AM (zOTsN)

970 Will there be flame throwing guitars? I demand flame throwing guitars.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 10:56 AM (XItbt)


If it is advantageous, sure.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet's Prices Trump The Harangue Hut's! at March 25, 2016 11:00 AM (hLRSq)

971 Okay the courthouse thing made me think.

The courthouse in my town has very little security. There are multiple entrances, two public entrances, one in front and one in the back that goes through the basement. They do have cameras.

BUT, you could enter the building and make it from the entrance to the top floor without a soul seeing you. No metal detectors, no security. It is a very sleepy little courthouse.

I can't decide if I find it ridiculously charming that my town is still like this. Or fearful everytime I go in the building at how easy it would be for a bad guy to cause major problems.

Posted by: TickledPink at March 25, 2016 11:00 AM (F5hTl)

972 I heard from a friend that Canadians have feet of clay.

Posted by: A Strumpet at March 25, 2016 11:00 AM (9mTYi)

973 >>>Trump makes it a habit to lie about Ted Cruz and you think this would be a lie to far for him... why?

They're not lies.

He's saving or creating facts.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 25, 2016 11:01 AM (MCmqp)

974 >>> Does anyone really think that trump wouldn't throw one woman under the bus if it meant him getting the nomination...??

***

Is there any campaign ever that would not throw a staffer, male or female, under the bus if it means the nomination? Is there a staffer out there that would not volunteer to be thrown under the bus, knowing that history tells us that they always land in a better, higher paying gig, get a bunch of prime TV face time for a bit, then can up their consulting fee for the next election?

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 11:01 AM (XItbt)

975 There's little difference between Obama and Castro.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 25, 2016 11:01 AM (FkBIv)

976 Seen this term a great deal. No idea what it means. Would someone kindly fill me in?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 11:00 AM (SYJKJ)

Weasel Zippers is a news blog.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2016 11:01 AM (ph1j2)

977 From Drudge, Hilldog is going for the alien vote. No, not them. The real aliens. She promises to open up about Area 51.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 11:01 AM (Nwg0u)

978 FTR, I don't think Trump necessarily had anything to do with this. I don't know. Could be him, could be someone else so I'm not going to blame him for this unless it's shown he instigated it.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 11:01 AM (Pby3z)

979 I think the GOPe dug up the dirt on Cruz's mistresses. It drives the "anybody but Trump" vote to Kasich.


Posted by: Ed Anger at March 25, 2016 10:58 AM (RcpcZ)

Trump is the one who has the potential to benefit from this therefore he has the most reason to start rumors.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 11:02 AM (NPofj)

980 She lied for her husband and played the worst sort of attack dog against anyone who spoke the truth about that douchebag ... all while hiding behind her cancer.

The two of them were lowlifes of the worst sort.
Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 25, 2016 10:48 AM (zc3Db)

While I don't wish cancer on anybody , having it does not automatically put a halo on anybody's head or confer a moral authority to them they did not have before.

So , yeah, you are right. They are both amoral lowlifes and what EE did was no different than what Hill did in the 1990's to protect Bill's sorry ass.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 25, 2016 11:02 AM (P8951)

981 Weasel Zippers is a news blog.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 25, 2016 11:01 AM (ph1j2)

Thank you. Appreciated.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 11:02 AM (SYJKJ)

982 The little difference quote I say on Gateway Pundit in a clip Barak was giving out his wisdom to a group of young Argentinians

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 11:02 AM (fizMZ)

983 They're not lies.



He's saving or creating facts.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 25, 2016 11:01 AM (MCmqp)


LOL

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 11:03 AM (NPofj)

984 I voted for Ted Cruz in the AZ primary and feel really good about it.

Posted by: Freedom wins at March 25, 2016 11:03 AM (jv6yo)

985 966 Fraid not POP.

Plenty of books and articles over the years on Trump's willingness to screw someone else over to get what he wants.

Posted by: H Badger at March 25, 2016 11:00 AM (n/0Nw)


--------------


From which perspective?

Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2016 11:03 AM (Fmupd)

986
Here is something cool to take you away for a couple of minutes from the self immolation of the USA.

http://tinyurl.com/zmo95he

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2016 11:03 AM (ODxAs)

987 977 From Drudge, Hilldog is going for the alien vote. No, not them. The real aliens. She promises to open up about Area 51.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 11:01 AM (Nwg0u)

We can't have them hiding in the shadows!

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at March 25, 2016 11:03 AM (P8951)

988 Could be the Clinton camp trying to get Trump the nod. Polls say she does best against him?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 11:03 AM (jsWA8)

989 John Kasich wipes his boogers under the desk.

Posted by: Next Enquirer Headline at March 25, 2016 11:04 AM (PjWy4)

990 Little difference between communism and capitalism?

Obama is such an empty-headed, goat-felching fool.

It is amazing that his skull doesn't simply implode as a result of the vacuum contained therein.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2016 11:04 AM (Se2s/)

991 Obama: Theres Little Difference Between Communism and Capitalism

Pope Francis: Guns are to blame for the attack in Brussels.

Glenn Reynolds is right; the ruling class is spectacularly bad

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 11:04 AM (326rv)

992 Also from Drudge, Soros is planning a riot in D.C. next month.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 11:04 AM (Nwg0u)

993 There's little difference between Obama and Castro.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
------------

Bullshit!

I was a damn fine athlete, and a soldier.

Posted by: Fidel at March 25, 2016 11:04 AM (9mTYi)

994 You know who stands to benefit the most from pushing salacious stories? The tabloids that write them.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 11:05 AM (XItbt)

995 I don't know anything about specific mistresses, but you'd be amazed how many people you would never guess engage in that.

I have several friends that are political consultants and one VERY high profile race that I won't mention they were able to drive a challenger out by threatening to expose it.

These guys were usually hapless losers all their life in the female department and they get to DC and it's like they're Mick Jagger.

Posted by: Swingline at March 25, 2016 11:05 AM (F6Ili)

996 The People Mover is a one way loop with 15 stations. So if I want to go from Station 4 to Station 1, I can't take a 3 station ride going 4 to 3 to 2. I have to take a ride that goes 4 to 5 to 6 to 7....to 15 to 1.

Faster to walk.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 25, 2016 11:05 AM (0LHZx)

997 >>>Hmm.

Posted by: Bob, at NSA at March 25, 2016 10:57 AM (9mTYi)

***

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at March 25, 2016 11:05 AM (1zS3A)

998 Clinton barada nikto.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 25, 2016 11:06 AM (FkBIv)

999 Trump makes it a habit to lie about Ted Cruz and you think this would be a lie to far for him... why?
Posted by: redbanzai

The rules wouldn't allow it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 11:06 AM (326rv)

1000 When did NE publish the story?

Could it be retaliation for the PAC's Melania spread?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 11:06 AM (Pby3z)

1001 >>John Kasich wipes his boogers under the desk.


No way. He eats his boogers.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2016 11:06 AM (MvFEq)

1002 Here is article on The Enquirer from PJ Media

I am using Mac and cannot use punctuation or I have Error 500 since blog broke in May of 2014

http://tinyurl.com/h25rsbj

Posted by: Carol at March 25, 2016 11:06 AM (sj3Ax)

1003 You know who stands to benefit the most from pushing salacious stories? The tabloids that write them.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 11:05 AM (XItbt)

That is true too.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 11:06 AM (NPofj)

1004 I don't care who started it.

I care about whether it's true or not.

Posted by: Witchdoktor at March 25, 2016 11:06 AM (PFy0L)

1005
These guys were usually hapless losers all their life in the female department and they get to DC and it's like they're Mick Jagger.
Posted by: Swingline

Politics: show business for ugly people.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 11:07 AM (326rv)

1006 If you wanted to do a thesis on bias confirmation, this election season would be a case study.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 11:07 AM (PjWy4)

1007 Posted by: TickledPink at March 25, 2016 11:00 AM (F5hTl)

My job takes me to courthouses all of the state of Iowa. Some have security, but most don't. City Halls either..
Had a criminal at sentencing manage to get a gun and open fire in a small county a few years back trying to escape. They have security now, but most are still in the town squares and have several entrances.

Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 11:07 AM (aQQbl)

1008 I miss Pope Benedict so much.

At best Frankie is a naive idiot and that's the charitable view.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 25, 2016 11:07 AM (P8951)

1009 The Little Sisters of the Perpetual Voting Democrat are getting what they deserve.

I have watched my Church support the Dems in all their FSA endeavors and never actively oppose their socialist programs.

Time to pay the fiddler ladies.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 25, 2016 11:07 AM (ej1L0)

1010 To be fair, it looks like Rick Wilson is the guy who was hinting at this weeks ago, trying to help his guy, Rubio.

I suspect that since it hit the NE (and my question is how did that happen?) the Trump campaign is taking advantage. They let Pearson deny it, since she is one of them. But their TrollOps team runs with it anyway.

We know the TrollOps team is out in force today, and they are always here to support Trump. No reason to think they are being paid by someone else today.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 11:07 AM (CqEra)

1011 Oooooh! I had the 1000th comment. What do I win?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 11:08 AM (Pby3z)

1012
Soros is planning a riot in D.C. next month.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Who will be helped by that?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 25, 2016 11:08 AM (FkBIv)

1013 John Kasich wipes his boogers under the desk.


No way. He eats his boogers.
Posted by: garrett



It's an act of recycling

Posted by: The Honorable John Katshit at March 25, 2016 11:08 AM (326rv)

1014 Obama: Theres Little Difference Between Communism and Capitalism
****

He's wrong! They're totally different. Capitalism is bad and Communism is good!

I am so disappointed. Obama has gone soft!

Posted by: 52% of Voters at March 25, 2016 11:08 AM (XItbt)

1015 Trump is the one who has the potential to benefit from this therefore he has the most reason to start rumors.


Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 11:02 AM (NPofj)
_______
Does anybody here really think that ANY rumors about Cruz would not have been floated when he filibustered and the GOPe was incandescent with rage?
This is a silly and nasty Trump operation to pick at/on Cruz's wife and family.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2016 11:08 AM (MIKMs)

1016 You "think" Trump would throw a woman under the bus ?

HAVE YOU SEEN MY FUCKING ARM !?!?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 25, 2016 11:09 AM (zfvHs)

1017 ThunderB at March 25, 2016 11:00 AM (zOTsN)

Shame the murdered father had to involve his daughter in his drug dealing. At least that's what it looks like.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 25, 2016 11:09 AM (3jmxp)

1018 Seen this term a great deal. No idea what it means. Would someone kindly fill me in?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 11:00 AM (SYJKJ)


What term?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 11:10 AM (mw8Dm)

1019 >>>We know the TrollOps team is out in force today, and they are always here to support Trump. No reason to think they are being paid by someone else today.

Sadly, I think most of that is an unpaid volunteer effort.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 25, 2016 11:10 AM (MCmqp)

1020 Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 25, 2016 11:09 AM (zfvHs)

Nobody has, you had it removed, remember?

Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 11:10 AM (aQQbl)

1021 The National Enquirer story though does "worry" me because they actually do have a good track record.

Let's be honest, if Ted Cruz has had an affair, he's sunk. Such an overtly religious figure that sounds like a televangelist can't survive something like that.

We all know Trump has been unfaithful, but it's simply part of his schtick and won't make a difference.

Posted by: Swingline at March 25, 2016 11:10 AM (F6Ili)

1022 1018 Seen this term a great deal. No idea what it means. Would someone kindly fill me in?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 11:00 AM (SYJKJ)


What term?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 11:10 AM (mw8Dm)

I was asking about Weasel Zippers.

Jen the Original answered.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 11:11 AM (SYJKJ)

1023 When did NE publish the story?



Could it be retaliation for the PAC's Melania spread?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 11:06 AM (Pby3z)

The NE posted on the 23rd and are not claiming first hand knowledge of supposed affairs. They are just reporting reports of rumors and someone else claiming that "private investigators are digging into" reports.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 11:11 AM (NPofj)

1024 Ok, I have to say the Michelle Fields socks are funny.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 11:11 AM (Pby3z)

1025 1006 If you wanted to do a thesis on bias confirmation, this election season would be a case study.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 11:07 AM (PjWy4)


Yup.... its a Rorsshach test....

But it is interesting... The RIGHT always complains about the Left and their automatic bias and name calling... how they stifle debate... and make people feel unwelcome.

And we are seeing it all over the Net.... from the Right...

Posted by: Don Quixote at March 25, 2016 11:11 AM (qf6WZ)

1026 That was quick.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at March 25, 2016 11:11 AM (jIgQw)

1027 1011 Oooooh! I had the 1000th comment. What do I win?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 11:08 AM (Pby3z)


------------------


Now all you have to do is hit the 2000 mark and the grand prize is yours.

Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2016 11:11 AM (Fmupd)

1028 Ok, I have to say the Michelle Fields socks are funny.
Posted by: chique d'afrique

Second that.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 11:11 AM (326rv)

1029 We know the TrollOps team is out in force today,
-------

Please leave me out of this.

Posted by: Anthony Trollope at March 25, 2016 11:12 AM (9mTYi)

1030 The NE posted on the 23rd and are not claiming first hand knowledge of supposed affairs. They are just reporting reports of rumors and someone else claiming that "private investigators are digging into" reports.
Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 11:11 AM (NPofj)

Oh, that lends credibility to the story then!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 11:12 AM (Pby3z)

1031 Just throwing this out there for the conspiracy buffs to play with:

Melania pic makes the front page resulting in Trump Twiiter outrage. 8 hours later, NE releases story and blurred pics of Cruz mistresses.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 11:12 AM (XItbt)

1032 I was asking about Weasel Zippers.

Jen the Original answered.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 11:11 AM (SYJKJ)

Oh OK. It's a Web Site, a good one. WeaseZippers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 11:12 AM (mw8Dm)

1033 Does anybody here really think that ANY rumors about Cruz would not have been floated when he filibustered and the GOPe was incandescent with rage?
This is a silly and nasty Trump operation to pick at/on Cruz's wife and family.
Posted by: mustbequantum



It's a completely different ballgame when you're in contention to be the Presidential nominee vs a Senator.

I never knew anything about Strom Thurmond's "lothario" lifestyle until after he was dead, and he raised plenty of hell as a Senator for nearly 50 years.

Posted by: Swingline at March 25, 2016 11:13 AM (F6Ili)

1034 Rush is talking about Cruz & Enquirer now.

Posted by: Carol at March 25, 2016 11:13 AM (sj3Ax)

1035 Had a criminal at sentencing manage to get a gun and open fire in a small county a few years back trying to escape. They have security now, but most are still in the town squares and have several entrances.
Posted by: IP at March 25, 2016 11:07 AM (aQQbl)
=========
Years ago but I was in a San Diego old courthouse and a big criminal trial was going on. The deputies moved the defendant thru the crowded hallway. I thought I would shit myself.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 11:13 AM (iQIUe)

1036 1031 Just throwing this out there for the conspiracy buffs to play with:

Melania pic makes the front page resulting in Trump Twiiter outrage. 8 hours later, NE releases story and blurred pics of Cruz mistresses. Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 11:12 AM (XItbt)
Could be, when the Cruz PAC brought out the family, made Cruz's wife fair game.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 11:13 AM (jsWA8)

1037 1000th comment is as lucky as a first comment

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 11:13 AM (fizMZ)

1038
That is the land of lost content,
I see it shining plain,
The happy highways where I went
And cannot come again.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 11:13 AM (iQIUe)

1039 Baby, I'm gonna repeal those panties like Obamacare...

Posted by: Cruz Pickup Lines at March 25, 2016 11:13 AM (Ui7Rt)

1040 Whomever pissed off rdbrewer go apologize now!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 11:14 AM (iQIUe)

1041 We know the TrollOps team is out in force today,
-------

Please leave me out of this.
Posted by: Anthony Trollope
---------------------

Ironically, there was a voting bribery scandal involving Trollope's run for Parliament... as a Liberal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2016 11:14 AM (9mTYi)

1042 80% of the public would watch the Obama "Communism and Capitalism are both awesome" video and agree with it.

That's our problem.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at March 25, 2016 11:14 AM (0LHZx)

1043 I'm not blaming Trump for the Ted misstress rumors. Want some proof before I do that.
Wouldn't put it past the dems to be behind it. They go the total war route on everything no matter how trivial it seems.

Posted by: Tilikum KAW SPI at March 25, 2016 11:14 AM (u0kqM)

1044 We know the TrollOps team is out in force today,
-------

Damn right. Now pay up or get walking. This is a business.

Posted by: Union of Trollops and Streetwalkers at March 25, 2016 11:14 AM (XItbt)

1045 Oooooh! I had the 1000th comment. What do I win?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 11:08 AM (Pby3z)

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An upgrade from Cardboard Membership to Particle Board.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 25, 2016 11:14 AM (8XRCm)

1046 Well

The complained of photo of Melania was first used by a pro Rubio PAC that turned into a anti trump PAC

Not suprised it was used in FL too


Can't imagine why anyone cares. Anyone upset by that image wasn't voting for trump in the first place or wasn't bothered by it

Posted by: ThunderB at March 25, 2016 11:14 AM (zOTsN)

1047 I miss Pope Benedict so much.

-
In The Inferno, Dante puts Pope Celestine V in hell for resigning and allowing an inferior pope to rule.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 11:15 AM (Nwg0u)

1048 Could be, when the Cruz PAC brought out the family, made Cruz's wife fair game.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 11:13 AM (jsWA

The people who did the Melania thing we're not a Cruz PAC. Apparently, they were previously a pro Rubio one, from what I've read.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 11:15 AM (Pby3z)

1049 Wha?...

Does post 1036 spill out of the box for anyone else?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2016 11:15 AM (9mTYi)

1050 >>Is there a cooler scene in any movie than Neo waking up in the Matrix?

Yes. In "Titus." Anthony Hopkins (Titus) informing Jessica Lange (Tamora) that she's eating her sons, Chiron and Demetrius, who've been murdered and baked into pies. "I will grind your bones to dust/And with your blood and it I'll make a paste/And of the paste a coffin I will rear..."

The cute French bistro dining music takes the coolness factor to 11. Fava beans and Chianti pales by comparison.

Posted by: General Zod at March 25, 2016 11:15 AM (Bdeb0)

1051 I was asking about Weasel Zippers.

Jen the Original answered.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 11:11 AM (SYJKJ)

Oh OK. It's a Web Site, a good one. WeaseZippers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 11:12 AM (mw8Dm)


That's WeaselZippers...sorry, can't spell or type

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 25, 2016 11:15 AM (mw8Dm)

1052 We could get to 2000 by 4am if we try.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 11:15 AM (fizMZ)

1053 1 Oooooh! I had the 1000th comment. What do I win?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 11:08 AM (Pby3z)


You win a lifetime supply of Shimmer!... yes Shimmer! is both a dessert topping and a floor wax. It's durable, scuff resistant AND delicious!

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 11:16 AM (NPofj)

1054 Just throwing this out there for the conspiracy buffs to play with:

Melania pic makes the front page resulting in Trump Twiiter outrage. 8 hours later, NE releases story and blurred pics of Cruz mistresses.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 11:12 AM (XItbt)


That would mean that a certain candidate is very scary good at revenge.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet's Prices Trump The Harangue Hut's! at March 25, 2016 11:16 AM (hLRSq)

1055 1045 Oooooh! I had the 1000th comment. What do I win?
Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 11:08 AM (Pby3z)

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An upgrade from Cardboard Membership to Particle Board.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 25, 2016 11:14 AM (8XRCm)

That's almost OSB level!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 25, 2016 11:16 AM (SYJKJ)

1056 The complained of photo of Melania was first used by a pro Rubio PAC that turned into a anti trump PAC

Not suprised it was used in FL too


Can't imagine why anyone cares. Anyone upset by that image wasn't voting for trump in the first place or wasn't bothered by it
Posted by: ThunderB

There's a question; how much effect would it have had in Utah?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 25, 2016 11:16 AM (326rv)

1057 "Does post 1036 spill out of the box for anyone else?"

I never drop LSD before noon.

Posted by: navybrat at March 25, 2016 11:16 AM (8QGte)

1058 The women shown in the NE story are from the Trump Campaign, the Fiorina campaign and a well known conservative woman

Only one candidate knows who to wage war on conservative women like that


Her name is Hillary

Posted by: ThunderB at March 25, 2016 11:16 AM (zOTsN)

1059 1012
Soros is planning a riot in D.C. next month.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Who will be helped by that?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 25, 2016 11:08 AM (FkBIv)

Soros.

Posted by: joncelli, Longbow Afficianado and Phalangist at March 25, 2016 11:16 AM (RD7QR)

1060 *sniffs*

Yeah, starting to get whiff of ONT in here...

Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at March 25, 2016 11:17 AM (uiVGU)

1061 Can't imagine why anyone cares. Anyone upset by that image wasn't voting for trump in the first place or wasn't bothered by it

Posted by: ThunderB at March 25, 2016 11:14 AM (zOTsN)


Well ... it certainly isn't her best photo. Great body, but .... not exactly flattering, face-wise.

Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 25, 2016 11:17 AM (zc3Db)

1062 Not sure who the PAC is. But Cruz could have blasted them for bringing in his wife, but he didn't.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 25, 2016 11:17 AM (jsWA8)

1063 Does post 1036 spill out of the box for anyone else?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2016 11:15 AM (9mTYi)

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Nope...

Posted by: fixerupper at March 25, 2016 11:17 AM (8XRCm)

1064 An upgrade from Cardboard Membership to Particle Board.
Posted by: fixerupper at March 25, 2016 11:14 AM (8XRCm)

That's almost OSB level!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric
----------------

Just keep it dry and you'll be okay. Otherwise, it turns to oatmeal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2016 11:17 AM (9mTYi)

1065 1049 Wha?...

Does post 1036 spill out of the box for anyone else?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2016 11:15 AM (9mTYi)


Not even close.

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 11:18 AM (Zs4uk)

1066 I never knew anything about Strom Thurmond's
"lothario" lifestyle until after he was dead, and he raised plenty of
hell as a Senator for nearly 50 years.

Posted by: Swingline at March 25, 2016 11:13 AM (F6Ili)
_________
Actually, I did hear about it years ago and it was part of the distaste for DC lifestyles. I'm in Illinois (D stronghold) and it was well-known and deplored by both D and R back in the day.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 25, 2016 11:18 AM (MIKMs)

1067 America's politics is a clusterfuck of epic proportion but it does make excellent television.

bit.ly/1q5ZT7A

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 25, 2016 11:18 AM (ubByS)

1068 Soros is planning a riot in D.C. next month.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Who will be helped by that?

-
People who haven't done their Mother's Day shopping?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 11:18 AM (Nwg0u)

1069 Just throwing this out there for the conspiracy buffs to play with:

Melania pic makes the front page resulting in Trump Twiiter outrage. 8 hours later, NE releases story and blurred pics of Cruz mistresses.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 11:12 AM (XItbt)


That would mean that a certain candidate is very scary good at revenge.
Posted by: *Mikey NTH



It honestly tells me the Cruz camp got wind of it and tried to kick some dust up to blur the lines.


You can't have a headline story produced in 8 hours, even in the tabloid business.

Posted by: Swingline at March 25, 2016 11:19 AM (F6Ili)

1070 *adjusts tin foil hat*

I won't hazard a guess on who started what. It is funny, however, that infidelity stories always seem to follow the money or lack thereof.

I don't see tabloids making much from subscriptions or advertising anymore. I would not be shocked to learn that stories can go away for the right price or get invented for the right price. The office space rent isn't going to pay itself.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 11:19 AM (XItbt)

1071 Rush pointed out this tie.
A link between sniveling coward Trump and the NE editor.
It's in New York mag from last year.

Cannot post the link.

Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at March 25, 2016 11:19 AM (Gl74b)

1072 Never saw this Fox show 8 Legs and a Guy before

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 11:19 AM (fizMZ)

1073 Wow this thread is staler than King Tut's underwear. Let's move the project forward people.

Posted by: freaked at March 25, 2016 11:20 AM (zRKru)

1074 You can't have a headline story produced in 8 hours, even in the tabloid business.


Bingo.

Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 11:20 AM (uyrlv)

1075 A link between sniveling coward Trump and the NE editor.
It's in New York mag from last year.
-------------

Is that where Trump was using the fake spokesman?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2016 11:21 AM (9mTYi)

1076 >>>The chyron under the woman at the 4 minute mark does not say Cruz campaign staffer so your post is incorrect.

Nevertheless....

She's on National Television instigating the the narrative.

Posted by: franksalterego at March 25, 2016 11:21 AM (Cd+Fa)

1077 Does post 1036 spill out of the box for anyone else?

-
Dude, stay away from the brown acid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 11:21 AM (Nwg0u)

1078 Everyone is waiting for Ted Cruz to deny the girlfriend story...

That's when the photos come out.

Then the tearful confession with Heidi by his side.

Then rehab, Rev. Al, The View, Oprah...

Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 11:21 AM (Zs4uk)

1079 Wow this thread is staler than King Tut's underwear. Let's move the project forward people.
Posted by: freaked at March 25, 2016 11:20 AM (zRKru)

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Its Good Friday. Its Dead.


The Blog doesnt get resurrected until Sunday morning.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 25, 2016 11:21 AM (8XRCm)

1080 You can't have a headline story produced in 8 hours, even in the tabloid business.
Bingo.
Posted by: Kasich the Barbarian, Son of Mailman at March 25, 2016 11:20 AM (uyrlv)

If the allegations are true (and I'm not assuming they are) then Trump has had this ace in the hole the whole time. Pierson is his official spokesperson! Puts that July meeting in a different light.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 25, 2016 11:21 AM (ubByS)

1081 Seriously

Fits the war on women meme thing. Why not Hillary.

Posted by: ThunderB at March 25, 2016 11:22 AM (zOTsN)

1082 I never knew anything about Strom Thurmond's
"lothario" lifestyle until after he was dead, and he raised plenty of
hell as a Senator for nearly 50 years.

Posted by: Swingline at March 25, 2016 11:13 AM (F6Ili)
_________
Actually, I did hear about it years ago and it was part of the distaste for DC lifestyles. I'm in Illinois (D stronghold) and it was well-known and deplored by both D and R back in the day.
Posted by: mustbequantum


You "heard" about it, but it wasn't something the National Enquirer wrote about on their front page or was a topic of conversation outside of people in the DC corridor.

Thurmond's black "love child" was kept hidden until after he was gone.

My point is, the fact nobody "knows" about these allegations until now from Cruz is not much evidence that it can't be true.

Newt Gingrich was fucking his mistress in the middle of an impeachment trial. We didn't find out about that until he was no longer Speaker of the House.

Posted by: Swingline at March 25, 2016 11:22 AM (F6Ili)

1083 It's not my job this time but would hate to see anyone will owed in this dead thread.
Nood

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2016 11:23 AM (fizMZ)

1084 Everyone knew Trump's current wife was a model, no?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 25, 2016 11:23 AM (Pby3z)

1085 There IS a Nood...

Posted by: HH at March 25, 2016 11:23 AM (DrCtv)

1086 You can't have a headline story produced in 8 hours, even in the tabloid business.
****

Sure you can. Every campaign has oppo teams with files full of stuff like this, ready to go at the drop of a hat.

"Stop the presses" is not a new term. In the olden days, you could change the front page at noon in time for the evening edition.

Posted by: Damiano at March 25, 2016 11:23 AM (XItbt)

1087 1074 You can't have a headline story produced in 8 hours, even in the tabloid business.


--------------


So the Brussels attacks were 1-2 weeks ago?

Posted by: Soona at March 25, 2016 11:23 AM (Fmupd)

1088 I never drop LSD before noon.

Posted by: navybrat at March 25, 2016 11:16 AM (8QGte)


You're just getting one of those freebie flashbacks they always talked about.

Me ... I always had to pay for my acid.

Posted by: ThePrimoridalOrderedPair at March 25, 2016 11:23 AM (zc3Db)

1089 Former Nazi Collaborator and Convicted Felon George Soros

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at March 25, 2016 11:25 AM (evdj2)

1090 A link between sniveling coward Trump and the NE editor.
It's in New York mag from last year.
-------------

Is that where Trump was using the fake spokesman?

________
Article dated 10/30/2015.
Dunno aboke spoxman.
Cannot post the link.. It will not let me.

Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at March 25, 2016 11:26 AM (Gl74b)

1091 The Besmirching of Ted Cruz By the Coward Donald Trump.

Starring Brian Dennehy as Donald Trump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 25, 2016 11:26 AM (Nwg0u)

1092 If the allegations are true (and I'm not assuming
they are) then Trump has had this ace in the hole the whole time.
Pierson is his official spokesperson! Puts that July meeting in a
different light.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 25, 2016 11:21 AM (ubByS)

It isn't true... the NE doesn't even claim its true and writes it in such a way that the are not committing libel.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 11:27 AM (NPofj)

1093
One of the first people to arrive at the scene, said that after a soldier was treated medically, calls of "get back, get back. The bomb technician hasn't arrived yet." Following this, he said, someone yelled "he's moving," and then a shot was heard.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 11:27 AM (iQIUe)

1094 So the Brussels attacks were 1-2 weeks ago?
Posted by: Soona


Can you not see the difference between a news event and investigative journalism?

The idea that the National Enquirer could do enough research to create a story from thin air in 8 hours is horse shit.

It could of course simply be coincidence that Cruz's campaign went the direction they went hours before they released this, but the idea Trump makes a phone call and has the National Enquirer do an expose like this is absurd.

Posted by: Swingline at March 25, 2016 11:28 AM (F6Ili)

1095 >>>Not sure who the PAC is. But Cruz could have blasted them for bringing in his wife, but he didn't.

Exactly.

His first instinct was to call someone a "coward"

Even though his supporters instigated it.

Posted by: franksalterego at March 25, 2016 11:28 AM (Cd+Fa)

1096 Everyone is waiting for Ted Cruz to deny the girlfriend story...



That's when the photos come out.



Then the tearful confession with Heidi by his side.



Then rehab, Rev. Al, The View, Oprah...





Posted by: jwest at March 25, 2016 11:21 AM (Zs4uk)

Keep waiting jwest but don't hold your breath... we don't want you passing out on us.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 11:28 AM (NPofj)

1097 I read somewhere that Anthony Hopkins has gone around the bend as a result of his playing so many psychotic characters.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2016 11:29 AM (QWtgr)

1098 Dude, stay away from the brown acid.
------------------

Wise asses.

I snapped a screen capture. Here, look:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jml8ck7

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2016 11:29 AM (9mTYi)

1099 Not sure who the PAC is. But Cruz could have blasted them for bringing in his wife, but he didn't.



Exactly.



His first instinct was to call someone a "coward"



Even though his supporters instigated it.

Posted by: franksalterego at March 25, 2016 11:28 AM (Cd+Fa)

It is not Cruz job to blast anything and Trump is and was a coward for going after Cruz's wife.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 11:30 AM (NPofj)

1100 Obama: There's Little Difference Between Communism and Capitalism


"Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite."
--you won't believe this, but, John Kenneth Galbraith

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 25, 2016 11:30 AM (xq1UY)

1101 Then rehab, Rev. Al
---------------

Maybe. Jesse Jackson was the go-to spiritual counsel for Bill. That, of course, speaks volumes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2016 11:31 AM (9mTYi)

1102 1097 I read somewhere that Anthony Hopkins has gone around the bend as a result of his playing so many psychotic characters.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2016 11:29 AM (QWtgr)
============

Uh, I think it was the booze.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 11:31 AM (iQIUe)

1103 1084 Everyone knew Trump's current wife was a model, no?

___________

People wanna blame Cruz for Mslania pic bit the fact is its a publicly avail pic published by GQ. Flaunted by Trump previously.
But no one had drawn the two, the pic and the possible FLOTUS title together.. I do not see this as such a big thing really. But sniveling coward Trump did. So his natural reaction was to attack another woman.

Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at March 25, 2016 11:31 AM (Gl74b)

1104 The chyron under the woman at the 4 minute mark does not say Cruz campaign staffer so your post is incorrect.



Nevertheless....



She's on National Television instigating the the narrative.





Posted by: franksalterego at March 25, 2016 11:21 AM (Cd+Fa)

OK, so under these rules I can attribute everything ever said by David Duke to Trump and get all butthurt when he does not express outrage?

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 11:32 AM (NPofj)

1105 So his natural reaction was to attack another woman.

Posted by: Sippin_bourbon
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Classy

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2016 11:33 AM (9mTYi)

1106 Poor Malania my ass. You know how hard it is to do those poses with only one arm ?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 25, 2016 11:34 AM (zfvHs)

1107
So his natural reaction was to attack another woman.



Posted by: Sippin_bourbon

-----------------



Classy

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2016 11:33 AM (9mTYi)


Always.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 11:35 AM (NPofj)

1108
Armed police shoot man 'carrying a bomb in a rucksack after he takes woman hostage' at Brussels tram station as they swoop on terror suspects linked to 'imminent attack in France'

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 11:35 AM (iQIUe)

1109 I believe that "Under capitalism man exploits man but under communism it is the other way around" was Samuel Beckett in Waiting for Godot.

Posted by: obnoxious ahole at March 25, 2016 11:36 AM (MpvuV)

1110 Just walked past the TV in the cafeteria. It is on one of several pro-Trump Fox shows. They are talking about the reteweet that lead to the sniveling coward comment. And focusing on how badly Trump is doing with women, using this as an example of why.

I'm convinced now. The NE story is an attempt to retaliate because the attack on Heidi Cruz is hurting him.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 11:37 AM (CqEra)

1111 Armed police shoot man 'carrying a bomb in a
rucksack after he takes woman hostage' at Brussels tram station as they
swoop on terror suspects linked to 'imminent attack in France'

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 11:35 AM (iQIUe)

Good. I wish the the bullets had been dipped in bacon fat first.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 11:37 AM (NPofj)

1112
When i was in Brussels to catch a train, I go up to the platform and it is empty. I see these boards with diagrams of train cars and letters having no idea what they mean. Then the train comes in and it is YUGE. The letters on the diagrams correspond to letters on the platform where you stand to get on your train car. Otherwise, you have to walk thru 30 train cars before you find yours.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 25, 2016 11:38 AM (iQIUe)

1113 Classy

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 25, 2016 11:33 AM (9mTYi)

I believe Classy and Trump are listed as antonyms in my Thesaurus.

Posted by: Sippin_bourbon at March 25, 2016 11:39 AM (Gl74b)

1114 Let's assume it's true, and Cruz somehow encouraged the Melania ads.


Hit Criz. Why his wife?

Posted by: ThunderB at March 25, 2016 11:40 AM (zOTsN)

1115 Well, at least, neither Cruz nor Trump are being investigated by the F.B.I.

If that's any consolation.

Posted by: franksalterego at March 25, 2016 11:40 AM (Cd+Fa)

1116 New thread folks.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 25, 2016 11:41 AM (CqEra)

1117 Let's assume it's true, and Cruz somehow encouraged the Melania ads.


Hit Criz. Why his wife?
Posted by: ThunderB


Agreed, it was stupid and petty, and that is the liability we have with Trump.

But I think people saying Cruz's campaign has no involvement with the Super Pac and they don't get their marching orders from them simply don't know much about politics.

Posted by: Swingline at March 25, 2016 11:42 AM (F6Ili)

1118 So what

Hit Cruz


Why hit his wife

Posted by: ThunderB at March 25, 2016 11:43 AM (zOTsN)

1119
But I think people saying Cruz's campaign has no
involvement with the Super Pac and they don't get their marching orders
from them simply don't know much about politics.

Posted by: Swingline at March 25, 2016 11:42 AM (F6Ili)
No people who say Cruz had nothing to do with that ad actually know the history of that PAC.

Posted by: redbanzai at March 25, 2016 11:50 AM (NPofj)

1120 Rubio people were the first to talk about a Cruz affair story. This has nothing to do with Trump and everything to do with Cruz. Katrina Pierson is effectively denying the story on her Twitter account. However, a reporter from the Washington Times confirmed on Twitter that 2 of these affairs are real.


Posted by: K-E at March 25, 2016 12:01 PM (XI2IF)

1121 However, a reporter from the Washington Times confirmed on Twitter that 2 of these affairs are real.


He has ladies on the record?

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 25, 2016 12:15 PM (rwI+c)

1122 But I think people saying Cruz's campaign has no involvement with the Super Pac and they don't get their marching orders from them simply don't know much about politics.

And people who say they do don't know much about the BCR, thanks for nothing, Juan. Coordination is severely prohibited, especially for Republicans.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 25, 2016 12:18 PM (rwI+c)

1123 Read Washington Times reporter post for yourself and decide:

http://tinyurl.com/z7xdkqp

Posted by: K-E at March 25, 2016 12:24 PM (XI2IF)

1124 Read Washington Times reporter post for yourself and decide:

So yeah, he's got nothing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 25, 2016 12:30 PM (rwI+c)

1125 Not sure what you want to hear from Washington Times guy...you need pictures? DNA? What would convince you? Sounds like it possibly was an open secret in D.C., just like any number of political scandals that get swept under the rug.

This is NOT Trump's doing. Rubio's supporters brought this up several weeks ago and looked for a news outlet to cover. Don't you think Trump would've encouraged NE to put this news out BEFORE Utah primary? I would think so.

Trump does not do dirty stuff behind the scenes, he does it all out in the open for people to see. Don't you wonder why Dr. Carson went with Trump? My guess is not only the crap that went on in Iowa under Cruz's guidance, but the offers of money and positions to get out of the race. Trump seems to be the only one who is actually honest about who he is and his motives.

Posted by: K-E at March 25, 2016 12:35 PM (XI2IF)

1126 Not sure what you want to hear from Washington Times guy...

An article in the paper where he says how he "knows" this. Until then, he's some guy I don't know saying Trust me, I know things.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 25, 2016 12:48 PM (rwI+c)

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