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Tuesday Morning News Dump (3/15/16)[Misanthropic Humanitarian]


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1 Mornin Glories !

Posted by: McCool at March 15, 2016 07:01 AM (nCSwS)

2 I wonder if CA will legalize involuntary, summary, partner assisted suicide?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:07 AM (g8Hfr)

3 Hmmm... looks like a time warp again.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 07:07 AM (C9pBZ)

4 Gather all Vic's links, shake them up in a tumbler and you'd have a perfectly good Dump.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at March 15, 2016 07:08 AM (lhZJD)

5 Hellloooooo!

Posted by: Hmitchell3rd at March 15, 2016 07:08 AM (G0t7U)

6 Man, I hope there is a incredible cure for breast cancer to get rid of the stupid pink month in the NFL.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 07:08 AM (LXJ1e)

7 3 Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 07:07 AM (C9pBZ)


The fields will stabilize....

frankly I like being 54 minutes in the future.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:09 AM (g8Hfr)

8 Cobs get DST.
Commenters don't.
I see what's going on here ...

Posted by: @votermom at March 15, 2016 07:09 AM (cbfNE)

9 6 Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 07:08 AM (LXJ1e)


Bob G Komen Brown for the Cure baby.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:09 AM (g8Hfr)

10 My daughters wear twenty thousand dollar gowns. My mother lives in The White House at your expense. I enjoy waygu beef and lobster. I travel extensively. We are set for life. How you doin'? LOL!

Posted by: FLOTUS at March 15, 2016 07:11 AM (gwG9s)

11 6 Man, I hope there is a incredible cure for breast cancer to get rid of the stupid pink month in the NFL.

But people need to be AWARE. Look at all the people who've never heard of cancer! Making people AWARE counts as DOING SOMETHING.

Sheesh. If those filthy rich players actually just donated money to cancer research it might make a difference. Gotta be better odds than hoping for a cure by dressing like newborn baby girls.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 07:11 AM (r9tFS)

12 going to grocery store BBL

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 15, 2016 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

13 Breitbart reporters quit?

How will they possibly be able to replace them?

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 07:11 AM (UDiEk)

14 Good Morning,
Pixy has to fix time for DST.

Posted by: Carol at March 15, 2016 07:11 AM (sj3Ax)

15 Voting in NC today. Long lines of Trumpsters make this irritating. I hope they don't bring their farm animals and cousin lady friends with them.

I keed.

Votin' Cubano Cruz today. I want a ribbon for diversity.

Posted by: Hmitchell3rd at March 15, 2016 07:12 AM (G0t7U)

16 13 Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 07:11 AM (UDiEk)


Evidently by going to a rave in California and hiring nicely racked Democrat Valley Gals.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:12 AM (g8Hfr)

17 13 Breitbart reporters quit?

How will they possibly be able to replace them?
Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 07:11 AM (UDiEk)

--

H1-B visas

Posted by: @votermom at March 15, 2016 07:12 AM (cbfNE)

18 mornin'.

Posted by: Weasel at March 15, 2016 07:14 AM (6xtq3)

19 11 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 07:11 AM (r9tFS)


If every man in America wears pink underwear *poof* Cancer is cured.

//Roger Goody-real genius

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:14 AM (g8Hfr)

20 Breitbart reporters quit?

How will they possibly be able to replace them?
Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 07:11 AM (UDiEk)


Let us all here write the articles

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 07:14 AM (mw8Dm)

21 Listening to the news on the radio.

They're blaming the Trump rally shenanigans on Clinton supporters.

Um, that's Sanders supporters. But at least they're not blaming Trump. Progress.

(unless I missed something and Clinton IS involved?)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 07:14 AM (r9tFS)

22 Hellfires originating in Beirut, bound for Portland. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 15, 2016 07:15 AM (659DL)

23 I would like to register a complaint.

If we are going to be subjected to a time-warp, I want reverse-ordered spinning newspaper headlines and grainy black and white film footage of people wearing old-timey hats to indicate that I am in fact going backwards in time.

This is the way it is done.

Thank you.

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 07:16 AM (UDiEk)

24 Morning 'rons!

Off to vote for Cruz in a bit.. it's gonna be a long day.. I hope we can stop the runaway Trump Train..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2016 07:16 AM (UpGcq)

25 Hellfires originating in Beirut, bound for Portland. FEELGOOD STORY OF THE DAY.

There, FIFY.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 07:16 AM (C9pBZ)

26
Hopefully the Mossad has got most of the Iranian rocket scientists in their sights.

Jeez, louise. An Iranian ICBM. Shit is coming to a head over there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2016 07:16 AM (p4UlV)

27 Reporters Wanted! Must not bruise easily. Inquire within.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 07:18 AM (r9tFS)

28
Ironic that the breast cancer breakthrough drug is in London, where National Health will deny it to those who need it.

Coming to our shore soon . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2016 07:18 AM (p4UlV)

29 26 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2016 07:16 AM (p4UlV)


America's current contingency for an Iranian ICBM attack on US soil is likely total retaliatory response on Israel.

//General Manly Throw McMomJeans

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:18 AM (g8Hfr)

30 Jeez, louise. An Iranian ICBM. Shit is coming to a head over there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2016 07:16 AM (p4UlV)

And North Korea and soon the rest of the muslim MIddle East. Welcome to the new world

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 07:19 AM (mw8Dm)

31 http://tinyurl.com/ja7fgph

Hillary said we didn't lose anyone in Libya!

Posted by: Carol at March 15, 2016 07:19 AM (sj3Ax)

32 Man, I hope there is a incredible cure for breast cancer to get rid of the stupid pink month in the NFL. Posted by: Make America Great Again

Yeah, that pinkness Is annoying.

But there is something big happening on the breast cancer horizon. Some woman went from cancerous to cured in 11 days with something new.

Posted by: mega machines at March 15, 2016 07:19 AM (fbovC)

33 If we are going to be subjected to a time-warp, I want reverse-ordered spinning newspaper headlines and grainy black and white film footage of people wearing old-timey hats to indicate that I am in fact going backwards in time.

If we are going to be subjected to a time warp, I'd like one 1967 Diana Rigg to go, please.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 15, 2016 07:19 AM (659DL)

34 Wait, is it inquire or enquire? What a quagmire. My computer is putting that squiggly red that's-not-a-word thingy under "enquire" so I went with inquire.

I'm mired in indecision.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 07:20 AM (r9tFS)

35 Saw the two Breitbart reporters on Fox last night. Ms. Fields has RBF.

Posted by: Jubal Anderson Early at March 15, 2016 07:20 AM (RdP/w)

36 Apparently, scientists are aghast at the stunning amount of global temperature rise in February.

http://tinyurl.com/hpnuvey

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 15, 2016 07:21 AM (vg8iE)

37 http://tinyurl.com/ja7fgph

Hillary said we didn't lose anyone in Libya!


We didn't lose anyone in Chile in 1973 either.

Compare and contrast.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 15, 2016 07:21 AM (659DL)

38
resignations at Breitbart

Brietbart's Jordan Schachtel* and Jarrett Stepman** announced their resignations Monday afternoon.

*www.linkedin.com/in/jordan-schachtel-5434b616

**www.linkedin.com/in/jarrett-stepman-08a98821



Oh no! Now who are we going to send out for our coffee and danish!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 15, 2016 07:21 AM (kdS6q)

39 I like that Dinesh DSouza likens the Democrat party to a criminal gang. The problem is that the opposition considers them just the "friends across the aisle".

The highly organized and criminal political disruptions are just another indication of a racketeering organization intent of maintaining it's power.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 07:22 AM (LXJ1e)

40 Willowed :

 Fields, the reaction to it, and the rioters along with the reaction to that strike me as amounting to the same thing, micro and macro. We've entered a period where violence or allegations of it are becoming an acceptable way to conduct election proceedings. 

I had thought it began first with Holder's refusal to prosecute the NBPP Philly case, and it appears correct now. 

It's not quite the Gracchi, but after this Tiberius we'll get a Gaius. And then. ..

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at March 15, 2016 07:22 AM (VgCnS)

41 Chi Town Jerry,
I hope so too.

Posted by: Carol at March 15, 2016 07:22 AM (sj3Ax)

42 Happy Ides of March, Horde. Which reminds me, a funny thing happened on the way to the Forum...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2016 07:23 AM (bzd8I)

43 Jordan and Jarrett. Humph.

I remember when newsmen had real names. Manly names. Like Chet. And Harry.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 07:23 AM (r9tFS)

44 38 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 15, 2016 07:21 AM (kdS6q)

Yeah my response is "who?"

One has to admit though it is "Twilight of the Neocons" over there.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:24 AM (g8Hfr)

45 Ms. Fields has RBF.

Retarded Boy Friend?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 07:24 AM (r9tFS)

46 40 Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at March 15, 2016 07:22 AM (VgCnS)


If you look at Reagan as Augustus we're up to Nero now...

you see a Trajan on the horizon?

I don't.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:25 AM (g8Hfr)

47 Wait, is it inquire or enquire?


*****


Ax

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 15, 2016 07:25 AM (NeFrd)

48 I, for one, welcome our new authoritarian master...


One of the cable tv panels brought up the point today that I brought up weeks ago - what happens when Trump is elected and all those political positions need to be filled?

Trump walks into the White House with just his small inner circle, without the RNC and GOP establishment feeding him and endless supply of worthless and incompetent Under Secretaries of This and That.

If there is anyone out there who has dreamed of being part of government and is looking for a way in, better jump on the Trump wagon and ride that puppy home.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 07:25 AM (Zs4uk)

49 45 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 07:24 AM (r9tFS)


Wah-tuh....wah-tuh...

ding ding ding

//Harvey Keller

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:26 AM (g8Hfr)

50 If you look at Reagan as Augustus we're up to Nero now...

If you're in the "let it burn" camp, this is a FANTASTIC analogy.

Especially since the Christians are getting blamed again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 15, 2016 07:26 AM (659DL)

51 It's never going to be a perfect concordance, sven.

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at March 15, 2016 07:26 AM (VgCnS)

52
Oh no! Now who are we going to send out for our coffee and danish!


Literally.

About Jarrett Stepman
Work

Sabino's
Barista 2005 to 2010 San Leandro, California
I made coffee.

www.facebook.com/jarrett.stepman

Protip - real reporters don't need to mention that summer they mowed lawns on their CV.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 15, 2016 07:27 AM (kdS6q)

53 Wait, is it inquire or enquire?


It's Britspeak. As in, "here, be a good lad and take a h'a penny farthing to enquire of said hogshead under the bonnet"

Or something.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 07:27 AM (C9pBZ)

54
Off to vote for Cruz in a bit.. it's gonna be a long day.. I hope we can stop the runaway Trump Train..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 15, 2016 07:16 AM (UpGcq)
_______________________

Be careful out there, it's like the wild west, trust me on that...

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 15, 2016 07:27 AM (HSmrB)

55 Here's the link for the combination drug breast cancer 'cure'...

http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2016/03/10/Drug-
combination-shrank-breast-tumors-in-11-days/
6171457634437/

Posted by: mega machines at March 15, 2016 07:28 AM (fbovC)

56 I'm sure that Jordan and Jarrett are eating solidarity breakfast with Ms. Fields right now. With grievance coffee. And martyr waffles covered with the syrup of pain and suffering.

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 07:28 AM (UDiEk)

57 Damn! First comment of the day on the last thread and I get willowed.

Posted by: Hadoop at March 15, 2016 07:28 AM (2X7pN)

58 "I'd like one 1967 Diana Rigg to go, please."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 15, 2016 07:19 AM (659DL)


Ah, the leather wrapped model...

Good choice.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 07:28 AM (Zs4uk)

59 Anyway the Gracchi were tribunes, not emperors. Tribunes and their elections she'd different light on patterns of history

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at March 15, 2016 07:29 AM (VgCnS)

60 Has Barry Obama razzle-dazzled the gaming and gambling world with his March Madness picks yet?

Posted by: Fritz at March 15, 2016 07:29 AM (UzPAd)

61
If there is anyone out there who has dreamed of being part of government and is looking for a way in, better jump on the Trump wagon and ride that puppy home.
Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 07:25 AM (Zs4uk)

------------------------

I put my hat in the ring to be part of the group charged with shutting departments down.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 07:29 AM (LXJ1e)

62 4 reporters resigned Breitbart over the storm in the teacup instigated by ms. fields? that is good news. Mr. Pollack will find better reprters. will not be that hard.

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2016 07:31 AM (c6/9Q)

63 Oh man, I wanna be part of the group that shuts the EPA down. Pick me! Pick me!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 07:31 AM (r9tFS)

64 I call dibs on the '66 Julie Newmar.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2016 07:31 AM (RKJF2)

65 So the Breitbart thing. My takeaway is that webzines are not really journalism in the first place, so I'm rather enjoying the breathless "we came here for the integrity, we're leaving to return to our moms' basements and work in the W. Virginia coal mines" attitude.

It's so... what's the word, quaint.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2016 07:31 AM (Dj0WE)

66 No seriously...

Reagan- "Augustus" the man who ran the machine most effectively in the least odious manner to the Patricians AND the Plebs.

Bush the elder-"Tiberius" the inheritor who held the Plebs in barely concealed disdain...actually ran the Empire as well as Augustus but was unable to avoid the perception of indifference to liberty.

Beijing Billy as Caligula- was most generous of the heretofore but laid the groundwork for ruin and debauched the economy of the empire.

Bush the Younger as Caludius the seemingly inept and frivolous administrator faced with stabilizing the empire anf recovery.

Bronko Bama as Nero the only person who could make Caligula seem sane.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:31 AM (g8Hfr)

67 Read my newest piece, Trump's Headweasel Ripped My Flesh!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 15, 2016 07:32 AM (0mRoj)

68 I refuse to be denied my first comment on the last thread:

If Michelle Fields was not an a) attractive b) woman, this would have been a non-story.

As
long as you can say, "...if this were my daughter, I'd tell her to get
over it and put her big girl bra on", then I guess you're consistent.
Otherwise. . .

Since I don't have a daughter, I'd add this: if someone grabbed my mother's arm like that, I'd have a problem. . . and subsequently, they'd have a problem.

Posted by: Hadoop at March 15, 2016 07:32 AM (2X7pN)

69 Later today I will be releasing new, never-before-seen footage of the Fields incident, shot from a completely different angle on grainy 8-mm film format.

Posted by: Abraham Zapruder at March 15, 2016 07:33 AM (NeFrd)

70 I put my hat in the ring to be part of the group charged with shutting departments down.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 07:29 AM (LXJ1e)


I'm not kidding.

There's going to be a lot of assistant golf pros running agencies. I would do the same thing. Appoint people I know and trust instead of someone who would probably be the status quo.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 07:33 AM (Zs4uk)

71 59 Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Dice at March 15, 2016 07:29 AM (VgCnS)


The Tribunes of Gracchi's time were the actual seat of power de facto.

Of course THOSE men of wealth who responded were better citizens than what we have now.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:33 AM (g8Hfr)

72 Let Jackie cash in on your wretched disfigurement!

Posted by: Jackie Childs at March 15, 2016 07:33 AM (UDiEk)

73 I'm sure that Jordan and Jarrett are eating solidarity breakfast with Ms. Fields right now. With grievance coffee. And martyr waffles covered with the syrup of pain and suffering.
Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 07:28 AM (UDiEk)


I too would like to share in the solidarity breakfast and grievance coffee. With Ms. Shields. Without those two beta males.


And by solidarity breakfast, I mean her boobs.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2016 07:34 AM (Dj0WE)

74

Howdy Hordelings.

Voting day down here.

#freshhell

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 15, 2016 07:34 AM (LUgeY)

75 I'm just laughing at the thought of these precious, preening, oh-so-special snowflakes actually quitting their jobs because a colleague ALMOST FELL DOWN.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 07:34 AM (r9tFS)

76 some "reporter" got her arm grabbed. goes into a meltdown because did not get the acknowledgment she wanted. now its is characterized as an assault. good thing there were people present. might have ended up a rape charge.

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2016 07:35 AM (c6/9Q)

77 One of the cable tv panels brought up the point
today that I brought up weeks ago - what happens when Trump is elected
and all those political positions need to be filled?

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 07:25 AM


He won't have any problem. Every political hack in DC who loses his/her "job" when Choom Boy minces away from the Oval Office has already printed up resumes to send to whoever gets in.

They don't care who manages the trough. It's still a trough, and they will slurp from it.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 15, 2016 07:35 AM (8xI/8)

78 If there is anyone out there who has dreamed of being part of government and is looking for a way in, better jump on the Trump wagon and ride that puppy home.Posted by: jwest


There's an old joke about not wanting to join any club that would have me as a member. I believe it has been attributed to a Marx brother, with some evidence it was originally from Sigmund Freud, who had Jewish parents. Which may skew the meaning a little.

Another applicable quote might be from Abraham Lincoln who said, 'I could no more be a slave than a master'.

So count me out.

Posted by: mega machines at March 15, 2016 07:35 AM (fbovC)

79 you see a Trajan on the horizon?

***


No, but I did find several used ones under the bleachers at the ball field.

Posted by: High School janitor at March 15, 2016 07:35 AM (NeFrd)

80

If Michelle Fields was not an a) attractive b) woman, this would have been a non-story.


But her cookies are pretty good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 15, 2016 07:35 AM (LUgeY)

81

If you look at Reagan as Augustus we're up to Nero now...


That would make Clinton Caligula.

W is Claudius.

Oh, my, that all fits so well.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at March 15, 2016 07:36 AM (PjWy4)

82 @Hadoop

"It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!"

Posted by: Jackie Childs at March 15, 2016 07:36 AM (UDiEk)

83 76 Posted by: runner at March 15, 2016 07:35 AM (c6/9Q)


Tell me about it...

//Allen West

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:36 AM (g8Hfr)

84 some "reporter" got her arm grabbed. goes into a meltdown because did not get the acknowledgment she wanted. now its is characterized as an assault. good thing there were people present. might have ended up a rape charge.
Posted by: runner at March 15, 2016 07:35 AM (c6/9Q)


Oh, I'm sure she WAS raped. By their eyes.


Which is almost the same thing, I hear.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2016 07:36 AM (Dj0WE)

85 Posted this in morning thread ... it is something.

28 I asked the other day where Kashit was getting the funding for his useless entry in the Presidential fray. Well it looks like a likely source, Soros who has no lover for the Republican Party or the US.


http://tinyurl.com/hmz9smp

___
Vic - this is a big thing IMO and should be about by the media or someone. Maybe Ace could make a post about this. Soros funding Katisch should be addressed.

Posted by: watchingcircus at March 15, 2016 07:37 AM (VbTye)

86 Is that the sound of a flounce emanating from Breitbart's site?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 15, 2016 07:37 AM (NeFrd)

87 Saw the two Breitbart reporters on Fox last night. Ms. Fields has RBF.


Really Big Fingers?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 07:37 AM (sLVyZ)

88 81 Posted by: Miklos Molnar at March 15, 2016 07:36 AM (PjWy4)


History is a story told by a drunken bard in a hall of mirrors.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:38 AM (g8Hfr)

89 You forgot:
So we got an attractive woman, wearing a bra, no top, walkin' around in broad daylight. She's flouting society's conventions!

Posted by: Hadoop at March 15, 2016 07:38 AM (2X7pN)

90 I'm not in no ways sober.

Posted by: Hillary 2016 at March 15, 2016 07:38 AM (gwG9s)

91 Don't mind me. Just throwing this piece of shit PC out the window.

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 15, 2016 07:39 AM (mEZce)

92
SitRep: Operations

Politico: Inside Cruz's state-by-state plan to defeat Trump

http://tinyurl.com/zuuy33o



Protip: "I win everything from here on out!" isn't a plan, it's the prayer of a gambler who just bet the rent on the 3rd race at Pimlico..

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 15, 2016 07:39 AM (kdS6q)

93 I'm hoping to get a job in Trump's communications department.

That way, I'll be able to find the camp they put Ace in, when the Authoritarian Roundup occurs.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 07:39 AM (Zs4uk)

94 80

If Michelle Fields was not an a) attractive b) woman, this would have been a non-story.


But her cookies are pretty good.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 15, 2016 07:35 AM (LUgeY)

Bland, mass-produced, store-bought CRAP!!!

Posted by: Gordon Ramsay at March 15, 2016 07:39 AM (0mRoj)

95 RBF Resting Bitchy Face

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 15, 2016 07:40 AM (EZebt)

96
I'm not kidding.

There's going to be a lot of assistant golf pros running agencies. I would do the same thing. Appoint people I know and trust instead of someone who would probably be the status quo.
Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 07:33 AM (Zs4uk)

-----------------------

I'm not kidding either. My plan is to shut down several departments and convert the buildings to prisons to house all the guilty from the Special Prosecutor for Public Corruption.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 07:40 AM (LXJ1e)

97 89 Posted by: Hadoop at March 15, 2016 07:38 AM (2X7pN)


She was a victim of the Cis-Gendered Patriarchy's fear of mammae as told in Fifty Shades of grey!

//Prof Melissa "Carrot Top" Click

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:40 AM (g8Hfr)

98 Bitch McConnell and Chuck Grassley have promised us there will be no hearings for an Obama SCOTUS nominee. And I'm sure we can trust them, right?

Posted by: MTF at March 15, 2016 07:41 AM (TxJGV)

99 Really Big Fingers?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 07:37 AM (sLVyZ)

That bitch

Posted by: The Real Donald Trump at March 15, 2016 07:41 AM (mEZce)

100
Is that the sound of a flounce emanating from Breitbart's site?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon



*makes a foam frowny face on your latte*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 15, 2016 07:41 AM (kdS6q)

101 Trump's manager ripped my arm off!!! Then turned me into a newt!

I got better...

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 15, 2016 07:41 AM (0mRoj)

102 90 I'm not in no ways sober.



That made me laugh.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 07:41 AM (r9tFS)

103 That bruise on Ms. Fields looks more like an abrasion or "strawberry". If it leaves a permanent mark would we consider it...


...wait for it...






... Fields' Strawberry Forever?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 15, 2016 07:41 AM (NeFrd)

104 90 Posted by: Hillary 2016 at March 15, 2016 07:38 AM (gwG9s)


Take another hit of Hopium America!

//Hillary! 2016

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:42 AM (g8Hfr)

105 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 15, 2016 07:41 AM (NeFrd)

Oh dear God...

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 07:42 AM (0mRoj)

106 In other news, today is election day in Missourahhh.

I'm 95% sure I'm going in and voting Democrat. For Bernie. Which, I shouldn't have to explain, should I?

There's always a small chance in a fit of conscience I'll vote for Ted, but the odds of that are getting smaller by the hour.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2016 07:42 AM (Dj0WE)

107 Feel good story of the day

Cool, that was the drug combo my girlfriend was on during her clinical trial. Good news, indeed.

Posted by: t-bird at March 15, 2016 07:42 AM (eeTCA)

108 Students say border protection representatives make students - especially students in the country illegally - feel unsafe.
----

I don't know why I wake up everyday and think #WASTF.

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 15, 2016 07:43 AM (mEZce)

109
... Fields' Strawberry Forever?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 15, 2016 07:41 AM (NeFrd)

chortle

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2016 07:43 AM (voOPb)

110 103 That bruise on Ms. Fields looks more like an abrasion or "strawberry". If it leaves a permanent mark would we consider it...


My sis said it looked like she dropped a not-very-hot curling iron on her arm.

Cheaper than paying someone to beat you up a la Scorpio in Dirty Harry, I guess.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 07:44 AM (r9tFS)

111 Zerohedge reviews the current FBI/DHS view of libertarians, righties and Republicans.

Spoiler alert: they think we are bad people.

http://bit.ly/1pIIuBI

Posted by: MTF at March 15, 2016 07:45 AM (TxJGV)

112

Fields' Strawberry Forever?

Let's hear it played backwards.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 15, 2016 07:45 AM (LUgeY)

113 you people need some new material, it's like groundhog day in here.

Posted by: dead horse and tired chicken at March 15, 2016 07:46 AM (nyYhO)

114 For What it is Worth:

n an exclusive survey of American military personnel, Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders emerged as active-duty service members' top choices to become the next commander in chief.

The Republican front runner Trump was the most popular candidate in a subscriber poll that closed Sunday, with 27 percent saying they would back the business mogul if the election were held tomorrow. Sanders, the independent Vermont senator, was a close second at 22 percent.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 07:46 AM (mw8Dm)

115 My sis said it looked like she dropped a not-very-hot curling iron on her arm.

Cheaper than paying someone to beat you up a la Scorpio in Dirty Harry, I guess.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 07:44 AM (r9tFS)


But seriously, if you ever dated a female with very very delicate skin, and I have, you can be doing any sort of horseplay, and it can sometimes look like you are Ike Turner. This young lady doesn't quite look the type to me, but maybe she is.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2016 07:46 AM (Dj0WE)

116
What's wrong with our elected officials?


Too many empty lampposts.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2016 07:47 AM (X6fMO)

117 Illegal Aliens Committed 500 Child Sexual Assaults In North Carolina During January 2015
-----

Bet they wish they had a safe space.

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 15, 2016 07:47 AM (mEZce)

118 if only the blue collar Dems and the Independents in Ohio will vote Trump today ....we may then be treated to watching Karl Rove melt on TV like a Crayon on a July sidewalk in Dallas.

Unfortunately, the traitors' whiteboard will survive the meltdown.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at March 15, 2016 07:47 AM (i5Qf5)

119 Students say border protection representatives make students - especially students in the country illegally - feel unsafe.



Students need to go to school with MS-13 students.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 07:47 AM (sLVyZ)

120 Waiting for the morning rush to end, then headed to the polls (North Carolina). First time I'll be required to show ID, so that will be satisfying, even if casting the actual ballot will be desultory.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2016 07:47 AM (2cS/G)

121 >>>... Fields' Strawberry Forever?
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I hate you so much.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 15, 2016 07:47 AM (JxMoP)

122 Duffel Blog contributing writer Ron Gullekson, whose hilarious fake news stories delighted and occasionally infuriated thousands of visitors to the satirical web site, died suddenly Sunday after a short illness.

The former Navy cryptologic technician (interpretive) third class, who joined Duffel Blog in 2012, during its infancy, famously created an uproar when he wrote about a fake Defense Department ban on TapouT apparel for all troops. The story resulted in base officials fielding calls from worried or irate service members.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 07:48 AM (mw8Dm)

123 119 Students say border protection representatives make students - especially students in the country illegally - feel unsafe.



Students need to go to school with MS-13 students.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 07:47 AM (sLVyZ)

Machete Use and Maintenance 101

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 07:48 AM (0mRoj)

124
... Fields' Strawberry Forever?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon



The lights flickered, an owl hooted and a flock of birds fell silently out of the sky.

Posted by: Jackie Childs at March 15, 2016 07:49 AM (UDiEk)

125 Students say border protection representatives make students - especially students in the country illegally - feel unsafe.

We're on a small piece of rock with a realtively weak magnetic that gets routinely bombarded with other rocks orbiting a quasi-stable thermonuclear engine that spews enormous amounts of radiation that all exist in a quasi-stable quantum field.

There. Feel safe, idiots.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 15, 2016 07:49 AM (659DL)

126 I feel spoiled by the quality of our news threads lately.

Posted by: Draki at March 15, 2016 07:49 AM (lNK80)

127 you people need some new material, it's like groundhog day in here.
Posted by: dead horse and tired chicken at March 15, 2016 07:46 AM (nyYhO)


When Ace posts later, we'll hear how dangerous to the republic, these resignations from Breitbart are. Some will say obliquely negative things directly to him. Others will wait until later in the day. Still others will not get back here until the following day's morning thread.


Your "old" material might be new to some. Or maybe we're just trying not to directly offend the host.


This is a profoundly silly story, but some obviously aren't treating it as such. So... you really DON'T have to read it, you know.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2016 07:50 AM (Dj0WE)

128 Linguistics 101 - Gang Signs
Linguistics 201 - Advanced Gang Signs
Linguistics 301 - Tattoo Symbolism and Meaning

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 07:50 AM (0mRoj)

129 Oh dear God...
Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 07:42 AM (0mRoj)

Now! Now! God was not responsible that berry ridiculous pun,.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2016 07:50 AM (w4NZ8)

130
A time warp?

I call dibs on the 1956 Carolyn Jones:

https://goo.gl/1R8LeH

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2016 07:50 AM (X6fMO)

131 /off me Jackie

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 07:50 AM (UDiEk)

132 Talking about voting, the democrats are claiming voter turnout is lower because of the states that have enacted voter identification laws.

That's another 'good news' story of the day.

Posted by: mega machines at March 15, 2016 07:51 AM (fbovC)

133 If a progressive wasn't President the Iranian ICBM experiments would be front page news, in large type.

The Kerry/Obama/Hillary regime has killed many Americans but the progs won't be satisfied until the numbers reach into the millions.

Posted by: MTF at March 15, 2016 07:52 AM (TxJGV)

134 And if you need a laugh check out my posts in the ONT thread, at the end; National Anthem sung by aging rockers and aging rockers update their songs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2016 07:52 AM (w4NZ8)

135 127 Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2016 07:50 AM (Dj0WE)


Plucky Breitbart "Journalists" nobody has ever heard of resign and resume their application of the Barista Arts....

the DC Archives may as well be being burnt for firewood!

//Totally Serious Headlines Right Now

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:52 AM (g8Hfr)

136 The wife and I are giving our endorsement to Trump today.

Hopefully, NC goes to Trump.

We do not need a career politician. We need an outsider and someone who can connect with actual working Americans. Someone who cares about national sovereignty and the welfare of the citizens of the United States when formulating policy.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 07:53 AM (LXJ1e)

137 Welcome to another fresh, piping-hot mug of hell, friends and Morons. Just keep your morale up by remembering that there is going to be roughly 237 more days of this.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at March 15, 2016 07:54 AM (cJDvr)

138 Special snowflakes want safe spaces...


*****


I suppose we could just send them back to their womb for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 15, 2016 07:54 AM (NeFrd)

139
Is the emergency brake supposed to derail Amtrak trains?

Is that a bug or a feature?

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 15, 2016 07:54 AM (RcpcZ)

140 More billionaires who can connect with the average American. Hillary and Trump; Yeah! :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2016 07:55 AM (w4NZ8)

141 125 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 15, 2016 07:49 AM (659DL)


You forgot "thanks for demanding FREE SHIT NOW!" so we can't focus on getting the ability try to find ANOTHER ROCK COVERED IN SOLVENT TO DOUBL OUR CHANCES YOU SOCIALIST ASSHOLES!"

but otherwise two thumbs up....

Generation Tippy Cup bravest of the brave

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:55 AM (g8Hfr)

142 Is the emergency brake supposed to derail Amtrak trains?

This is a trick question since Amtrak trains do that all by themselves.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 15, 2016 07:55 AM (659DL)

143 In my val-u-rite enfeebled mind, it certainly seems clear to me that far from seeing that their approach to dealing with the reality of their exploitation of their contstituents being the source of any turbulence in the party, the establishment intends to punish those who have the affrontary to vote the wrong way.

I hope you are all satisfied with yourselves.

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at March 15, 2016 07:55 AM (4ng05)

144 'We do have undocumented students here on campus who are at potential risk,' said UCSB graduate student Idalia Robles in an interview with The College Fix. 'This is a very triggering event for people in those circumstances. There is no space on this campus for an organization that continues to threaten the safety of students.'
-----

I know how they can feel less threatened.

Come here legally you sonsofbitches!

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 15, 2016 07:56 AM (mEZce)

145 I love the link to the UN Climate Change group staff increase. It makes me wonder if Climate Change is a method of suppressing Third World countries. Think about it, Obama is paying this group $3 billion over 4 years to get undeveloped countries to cut green house gas emission. It's brilliantly devious.

Posted by: Draki at March 15, 2016 07:56 AM (lNK80)

146 #136

The wife and I are giving our endorsement to Trump today.


This comes as a surprise to us. But then, we're Morons.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 07:56 AM (326rv)

147

But seriously, if you ever dated a female with very very delicate skin, and I have, you can be doing any sort of horseplay, and it can sometimes look like you are Ike Turner. This young lady doesn't quite look the type to me, but maybe she is.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2016 07:46 AM (Dj0WE)

----------------------

My wife gets bruises on the legs from the cat jumping onto her. THE CAT. Paw-shaped bruises.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 07:56 AM (LXJ1e)

148 you people need some new material, it's like groundhog day in here.

*****

Okay, how's this:




Customer: Waiter, this hog tastes like mud.

Waiter: That's strange, it was just ground this morning.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 15, 2016 07:56 AM (NeFrd)

149 Is the emergency brake supposed to derail Amtrak trains?"

Yeah. It's kinda like how Tepid Fume refugees (SWIDT) derail AoS threads.

Kinda.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 07:56 AM (C9pBZ)

150 136 Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 07:53 AM (LXJ1e)

Donald Trump is an outsider in the same way as Warren Buffett, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Richard Trumka and Tom Donohue are. That is to say, he isn't.

Vaya con dios, dude.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2016 07:56 AM (p4UlV)

151 129 Oh dear God...
Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 07:42 AM (0mRoj)

Now! Now! God was not responsible that berry ridiculous pun,.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2016 07:50 AM (w4NZ

How do you know? He hit Egypt with a plague of boils after all, so I put nothing past him...

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 07:57 AM (0mRoj)

152 Vote with your balls: Deez Nutz 2016!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 07:57 AM (0mRoj)

153 140 More billionaires who can connect with the average American. Hillary and Trump; Yeah! :^(
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 15, 2016 07:55 AM (w4NZ

-------------------------

Hillary no, Trump yes.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 07:57 AM (LXJ1e)

154 Please no Amtrak derailment jokes, I'm going to be taking it for the first time ever in a few months.

Now I'm a-skeered.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 07:58 AM (r9tFS)

155 Is the emergency brake supposed to derail Amtrak trains?Is that a bug or a feature?Posted by: Ed Anger


The very, very, very last thing you want to do when rounding a corner at high speed is hit the emergency brake. Which is exactly what the 'engineer' did in the Philadelphia train crash.

I guess choo-choo school never mentions the laws of physics.

Posted by: mega machines at March 15, 2016 07:58 AM (fbovC)

156 Donald Trump is an outsider in the same way as Warren Buffett, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Richard Trumka and Tom Donohue are. That is to say, he isn't.

Vaya con dios, dude.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2016 07:56 AM (p4UlV)

----------------------

Ah yes. Republican leadership met last week in Georgia with Donald Trump on how to stop Donald Trump from winning the nomination.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 07:59 AM (LXJ1e)

157 "We do have undocumented students here on campus..."

Really? How?

Posted by: t-bird at March 15, 2016 07:59 AM (yddCj)

158 I am not a Trump fan, though I will vote for him in the General if he gets that far...but I would *never* consider him someone who could "connect" with me as an average working American.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 15, 2016 08:00 AM (eytER)

159 And already with the feuding. Time to pretend to work.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at March 15, 2016 08:00 AM (cJDvr)

160 "I don't trust any form of transportation in which the general public has access to the brakes. I'd hate to think we went off the rails at 100 MPH because Gus thought he saw a woodchuck."

- Dennis Miller

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 08:00 AM (r9tFS)

161 154 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 07:58 AM (r9tFS)


You are riding on a system ran by people every bit as competent as Barack Obama's IT Wiz-Kidz who built the Ogabecare Websites...

"Safe Journey"

//Philly Glee Warrior Engineer

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 08:00 AM (g8Hfr)

162 157 "We do have undocumented students here on campus..."

Really? How?
Posted by: t-bird at March 15, 2016 07:59 AM (yddCj)

They lure them with in-state tuition.

In-state tuition for actual citizens....you must be joking!

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 15, 2016 08:00 AM (mEZce)

163 The latest poll has Trump up to 50% nationally among Republicans with the highest favorability at 66%.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 08:01 AM (LXJ1e)

164 I'mm pretty much done with the Bretibart sites. I only had links for John Nolte and Big Hollywood anymore anyway, and that has been increasingly difficult to read.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 15, 2016 08:02 AM (qalzm)

165 155 Posted by: mega machines at March 15, 2016 07:58 AM (fbovC)

Physics is for closers!

//Philly Glee Engineer

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 08:02 AM (g8Hfr)

166 161 154 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 07:58 AM (r9tFS)


You are riding on a system ran by people every bit as competent as Barack Obama's IT Wiz-Kidz who built the Ogabecare Websites...

"Safe Journey"

//Philly Glee Warrior Engineer
Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 08:00 AM (g8Hfr)

Ouch.


*I call dibs on his stuff

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 15, 2016 08:02 AM (mEZce)

167 158 I am not a Trump fan, though I will vote for him in the General if he gets that far...but I would *never* consider him someone who could "connect" with me as an average working American.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 15, 2016 08:00 AM (eytER)

---------------------

That's fine for you, but most of his support comes from very heart of average American demographics.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 08:03 AM (LXJ1e)

168 And I'll be riding Amtrak thru the Rockies. Double yikes!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 08:04 AM (r9tFS)

169
If there is anyone out there who has dreamed of
being part of government and is looking for a way in, better jump on the
Trump wagon and ride that puppy home.

Posted by: jwest


You need me to drop your resume off.

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2016 08:05 AM (cXiMR)

170 166 Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 15, 2016 08:02 AM (mEZce)


I only took a corner going faster than Michael J Fox hit time travel in Back to the Future ONE FRICKIN TIME!

//Philly Glee Warrior Engineer "122 MPH BABY!"

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 08:05 AM (g8Hfr)

171 163 The latest poll has Trump up to 50% nationally among Republicans with the highest favorability at 66%.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 08:01 AM (LXJ1e)

Worst unfavorability ratings since they were first charted.

https://www.conservativereview.com/commentary/2016/01/
trump-has-highest-unfavorability-ever-recorded

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2016 08:05 AM (p4UlV)

172 And already with the feuding. Time to pretend to work."

"The other day I ate at a family restaurant. Ever table was arguing..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 08:05 AM (C9pBZ)

173

Damn,, will my arm ever stop hurting?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 15, 2016 08:06 AM (HSmrB)

174 That's fine for you, but most of his support comes from very heart of average American demographics.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 08:03 AM (LXJ1e)

some of that and a lot of crossover dems, which is understandable since he's the best candidate they have.

Posted by: spypeach at March 15, 2016 08:06 AM (nyYhO)

175 168 Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 08:04 AM (r9tFS)


ALL ABOARD!

//CO Glee Warrior Engineer "Why not Try for 123?"

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 08:06 AM (g8Hfr)

176 Thanks Vic.

Morning again rons.

The great American spectator sport proceeds apace. Not everyone agrees on what to do about performance enhancing PACs in our politics, although everyone deplores their effect on the believability of the sport, the destruction of politicians as role models, the resulting inflation and distortion of statistics and records, and the damage that does to our ability to compare today's supposedly historic candidates to those from the past.

But it looks like actually taking action is a lot less popular than paying lip service to the idea. Shockah.

Posted by: Phone of kari at March 15, 2016 08:07 AM (m5jSx)

177 171 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2016 08:05 AM (p4UlV)


facing in all likelihood the first ALREADY A FELON candidate with just slightly higher favorable JJ...

if you want to know how the US got to where we are evidently "She Hag Evita" and "Duh Donald" are America's best...

"yay us"

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 08:08 AM (g8Hfr)

178 I just did my civic duty and voted for Cruz here, in Illinois. Not that it will do any good. In my Chicago neighbourhood, I'm probably the only one who voted for him. Lol.

Posted by: Sassy at March 15, 2016 08:08 AM (/krQw)

179 The latest poll has Trump up to 50% nationally among Republicans with the highest favorability at 66%.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 08:01 AM (LXJ1e)

Oh yeah? You saw me post that yesterday did ya?

Posted by: Phone of kari at March 15, 2016 08:09 AM (m5jSx)

180 177 "yay us"
Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 08:08 AM (g8Hfr)


No wonder my stomach is in knots these days.

Feh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2016 08:10 AM (p4UlV)

181 And I'll be riding Amtrak"

What do you get when you cross a railroad track with an alligator?

Three pieces of alligator.

I'll be here all week. Or not.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 08:10 AM (C9pBZ)

182 Hard to believe America intends to pair a broken down drunk Socialist felon and a billionaire Democrat scumbag in a death match for the White House.

Posted by: MTF at March 15, 2016 08:10 AM (TxJGV)

183 It's not Trump's policies that intrigue me (I already voted for Cruz, hold your vapors), its that he fights. He fights dirty and he doesn't quit.

It doesn't matter which nothingburger grabbed whosits arm and someone or other said something about it ... what is interesting is Trump's reaction. Bush and the whole GOPe would have been on their knees apologizing, firing staffers, holding workshops, etc. Trump and his small organization fought like bastards, right or wrong, damn the video, stand by your guy and push on. It must be the Democrat in him.

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2016 08:10 AM (cXiMR)

184 "The sooner the American people can determine a government that they have confidence in that is legitimate, and that can start instituting economic policies that pull them out of the spiral that they're in, the better off it's going to be for all of us," Obama said.


... OK, OK. He was talking about the "Venezuelan people" but I'm sure he meant it this way as well.

Posted by: President Underwood at March 15, 2016 08:10 AM (e8kgV)

185 179 Posted by: Sassy at March 15, 2016 08:08 AM (/krQw)

Good Luck

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 08:11 AM (g8Hfr)

186 JJ when is the "highest unfavorables of all time" poll from? This is from yesterday.

bit.ly/1RKdAzm

Posted by: Phone of kari at March 15, 2016 08:11 AM (m5jSx)

187 And I'll be riding Amtrak thru the Rockies. Double yikes!


****


Well be grateful you won't have to worry about rocks falling from above as you pass through Glenwood Canyon.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 15, 2016 08:12 AM (NeFrd)

188 So are we going to start trying to read breitbart news less now?

Posted by: Draki at March 15, 2016 08:12 AM (lNK80)

189
Funny how Gallup is reporting Trump with the worst favorablilty ratings across all demographics in history.

Whoever is thinking that this isn't true must be using the secret decoder ring at the bottom of the Kaboom box to get the opposite result.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2016 08:12 AM (p4UlV)

190 Hard to believe America intends to pair a broken down drunk Socialist felon and a billionaire Democrat scumbag in a death match for the White House."

Is that on before or after the Kard Ash E Ans?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 08:12 AM (C9pBZ)

191 186 JJ when is the "highest unfavorables of all time" poll from? This is from yesterday.

bit.ly/1RKdAzm
Posted by: Phone of kari at March 15, 2016 08:11 AM (m5jSx)


January 30th, 2016. It doesn't swing 180 degrees in a month.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2016 08:13 AM (p4UlV)

192 BTW, heard another rumor about Webb as Trump's VP.

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2016 08:13 AM (cXiMR)

193 173

Damn,, will my arm ever stop hurting?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 15, 2016 08:06 AM (HSmrB)

Phantom limb syndrome. Sorry.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 08:13 AM (0mRoj)

194 192 BTW, heard another rumor about Webb as Trump's VP.
Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2016 08:13 AM (cXiMR)

I've had it. I really, really have.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2016 08:13 AM (p4UlV)

195 I suppose someone's already mentioned this, but just in case:

Hillary Clinton slipped up at her town hall Monday night in Ohio,
claiming that "we didn't lose a single person" in Libya while she was
secretary of state.


Guess she forgot about her dear friend Chris.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 08:14 AM (NOIQH)

196 I don't like him, but I'll vote for him.

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2016 08:14 AM (cXiMR)

197 Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2016 08:10 AM (cXiMR)

Sure, he fights dirty; but that was an own-goal against an outlet vocally behind him.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 15, 2016 08:14 AM (qalzm)

198 Well be grateful you won't have to worry about rocks falling from above as you pass through Glenwood Canyon
-----------------------------------------------

Forgot about that! How long was 70 closed?

Posted by: MTF at March 15, 2016 08:14 AM (TxJGV)

199 Trump and his small organization fought like bastards, right or wrong, damn the video, stand by your guy and push on. It must be the Democrat in him.
Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2016 08:10 AM (cXiMR)

Maybe, but I think it's more like Trump recognizes that the GOP's traditional play book is dumb and loses elections and the culture war.

Trump recognizes that proudly defending your policies and principles (whether you're changing them or not) is effective.

Posted by: Draki at March 15, 2016 08:14 AM (kkOK3)

200 Point of order ... Trump's unfavorables are way lower than mine - as polled amongst in-laws.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2016 08:14 AM (zfvHs)

201 He fights dirty and he doesn't quit. 


We've all been bitchin' here for years about the lack of fight in the republican party. Now there's Trump, who seems to enjoy the battle, and people are scurrying for their 'safe space' in fear and trepidation.

Posted by: mega machines at March 15, 2016 08:14 AM (fbovC)

202 I like old-timey hats.

Posted by: Joey 'Two-Twos' Biden at March 15, 2016 08:14 AM (XVjZ8)

203 I've had it. I really, really have."

Here, have another.

BTW, any art today?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 08:14 AM (C9pBZ)

204 You need me to drop your resume off.

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2016 08:05 AM (cXiMR)


I've already got his general campaign laid out.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 08:15 AM (Zs4uk)

205 At this exact point in the 1980 campaign, Carter led Reagan in the polls 60% - 31% and of course went on to get his ass kicked in the election.

A little something to think about when we hear that so-and-so can't beat Hillary.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 08:16 AM (r9tFS)

206
What about me!! Why aren't you people showing the proper amount of concern about me?1/1!????!!?1/!!?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 15, 2016 08:16 AM (HSmrB)

207 And another thing - it's okay for Trump to fight dirty against any and all, but many Trump fans get the vapors when Cruz fights to win.

They call themselves Conservative, but their standard-bearer is decidedly not.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 15, 2016 08:16 AM (qalzm)

208 There is no more art. Only Trump.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 08:17 AM (2PHKP)

209 What about me!! Why aren't you people showing the proper amount of concern about me?1/1!????!!?1/!!?

Posted by: Michelle Fields"

Meh. Put out a video, 'k?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 08:17 AM (C9pBZ)

210 Well be grateful you won't have to worry about rocks falling from above as you pass through Glenwood Canyon.


I'm actually going to be headed for Glenwood Springs, from Denver.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 08:17 AM (r9tFS)

211 This bullshit about how Border Patrol should not be allowed to recruit on college campuses because the BP presence makes illegal alien students feel "unsafe" is off-the-charts stupid.

These illegal aliens are adults. Regardless of how they came to be here as children, as adults they have made the choice to remain illegally in a country that is not their own, instead of packing their bags and going home, or filling out the paperwork to get a valid visa. They are also college students, and presumably capable of picking up a newspaper or reading online news sites, all of which would inform them that their chances of being detained by Obama's BP -- even if they were to walk up to an agent and announce that they are illegal aliens -- is zero.

So why do they feel so "unsafe"? It's obviously not because they fear BP. No, what they are really protesting is the existence of national borders at all. But they're not protesting the existence of all national borders, just the U.S.'s national borders. It's the U.S.'s borders that make them feel "unsafe" because it means that they -- and their fellow countrymen -- might not always be able to just come here at will and take whatever they want from us, in defiance of our laws. And we should all be okay with deliberate law-breakers having that kind of "unsafe" feeling. In fact, we should openly and actively promote it.

Posted by: John Kasich at March 15, 2016 08:18 AM (df5V4)

212 if you want to know how the US got to where we are evidently "She Hag Evita" and "Duh Donald" are America's best...
"yay us"
Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 08:08 AM (g8Hfr)

Donald isn't the person who's right for the job. He's the one person who's left. No one else has the stomach for the vitriol he's taking from all sides and the life threatening bullshit he'll be subjected to from now until November.

The accusations he's a Democrat or a plant are patently absurd. Even assuming he is, that he's lying about everything every time he opens his mouth, his pretend support for right wing policy has awakened the electorate and pushed them to the right. So if he is a Clinton lackey, as many here laughably claim, then they fucked up big-time and have scored 20 own-goals on their control of the narrative.

There's plenty to get worked up over without paying make believe.

Posted by: Phone of kari at March 15, 2016 08:18 AM (m5jSx)

213 >>What about me!! Why aren't you people showing the proper amount of concern about me?1/1!????!!?1/!!?


Put some ice on that, babe.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at March 15, 2016 08:18 AM (NOIQH)

214 That's fine for you, but most of his support comes from very heart of average American demographics.

As the saying goes, "we get the government we deserve - good and hard!"

Posted by: Hadoop at March 15, 2016 08:18 AM (2X7pN)

215 Forgot about that! How long was 70 closed?

Posted by: MTF at March 15, 2016 08:14 AM (TxJGV)


*****

Still not completely open- they have one lane in each direction and are still doing rockfall mitigation (there's a euphemism) with periods of blasting so delays are still likely.

For the most out-of-date information, go to cotrip.org the CDOT site.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 15, 2016 08:18 AM (NeFrd)

216 There is no more art. Only Trump. "

So the art threads have been...



Trumped?

*ducks*

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 08:18 AM (C9pBZ)

217 208 There is no more art. Only Trump.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 08:17 AM (2PHKP)

We still have the Art of the Deal. That's something I guess

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 08:18 AM (0mRoj)

218
I'm actually going to be headed for Glenwood Springs, from Denver.


I've taken that trip. Very scenic!

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 15, 2016 08:18 AM (PFy0L)

219 Draki how can you defend your policies if they change day to day? Just in this campaign he has reversed himself at least three times. The Syrian refugees , the no fly no gun purchase and the Hb1 visas. That's just on the top of my head.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 08:19 AM (PkIg+)

220 208 There is no more art. Only Trump.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 08:17 AM (2PHKP)
------------------------------------------------------

That sounds like a lost chapter from Animal Farm

Posted by: MTF at March 15, 2016 08:19 AM (TxJGV)

221

Posted by: John Kasich at March 15, 2016 08:18 AM (df5V4)

By that twisted logic, we should also remove police officers from the streets, since criminals might not feel safe around them.

Safe spaces, yo!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 08:19 AM (2PHKP)

222 still doing rockfall mitigation"

Is that sort of like "doing the Time Warp"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 08:19 AM (C9pBZ)

223 Donald Trump loves America, loves Jesus and his girlfriend too.

He's lover not a fighter, unless of course he's fighting, then he has the eye of the tiger.

Posted by: sybils morning mix at March 15, 2016 08:20 AM (nyYhO)

224 The Fields take down was a conspiracy. In the new footage you can see an unidentified hand reaching for her (the second grabber). She knows too much and must be eliminated.

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2016 08:20 AM (1BQGO)

225
197
Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2016 08:10 AM (cXiMR)



Sure, he fights dirty; but that was an own-goal against an outlet vocally behind him.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 15, 2016 08:14 AM (qalzm)
That reinforces the point. He won't even take shit from his friends. I hope Cruz is learning from him. Looks like this is going to be a throwback election, back to the 1830s. Elbows are going to be thrown. Normally, that would favor Clan Clinton, but maybe not.

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2016 08:20 AM (cXiMR)

226 I've looked at all those stupid videos over and over and still can't say I see any contact. Full speed, quarter speed, freeze frame.

Now the 70 plus year old dude that decked the protester? That's clear as day.

Special snowflake is an attention whore.

Posted by: mega machines at March 15, 2016 08:20 AM (fbovC)

227
That sounds like a lost chapter from Animal Farm

Posted by: MTF at March 15, 2016 08:19 AM (TxJGV)

Lol. It does. You are resigned now to Trump. No breakfast, only Trump. No sleep, just Trump. Trump has become you. You, are Trump.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 08:20 AM (2PHKP)

228 we should also remove police officers from the streets, since criminals might not feel safe around them. "

Otherwise known as The Baltimore Plan.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 08:20 AM (C9pBZ)

229 Funny how Gallup is reporting Trump with the worst favorablilty ratings across all demographics in history.



Who are they asking? Hillary supporters? Because it seems they aren't asking the ones voting for him.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 08:21 AM (sLVyZ)

230 Mornin' Horde. Still boned and assembled in the circular firing squad, I see.

Atmospheric inversion was bleeding over some station from God knows where on top of the local talk station I usually listen to in the mornings. Going to be one of those days, I think.

Also, I did not have pie yesterday, despite best intentions. Makes me sad and disappointed, which is par for the course of late.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 15, 2016 08:21 AM (9krrF)

231 >>If Michelle Fields was not an a) attractive b) woman, this would have been a non-story.

Yeah, no kidding. Remember this?

http://www.weeklystandard.com/we-report-we-get-pushed/article/318166

Posted by: BJ Clinton at March 15, 2016 08:21 AM (NOIQH)

232 More people have examined the Fields video than the Zapruder video.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 08:21 AM (2PHKP)

233 The YouGov poll is likely R voters.

The Gallup poll (from Jan) is probably everybody.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at March 15, 2016 08:22 AM (PjWy4)

234
Otherwise known as The Baltimore Plan.

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 08:20 AM (C9pBZ)

Eventually, this will work. Everyone will be dead, but it will have worked.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 08:22 AM (2PHKP)

235 the eye of the tiger.

Earworm of the DAY! Yay, it's "throwback 80's /rapey Tuesday"!

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 08:22 AM (C9pBZ)

236 Your "old" material might be new to some. Or maybe we're just trying not to directly offend the host.


This is a profoundly silly story, but some obviously aren't treating it as such. So... you really DON'T have to read it, you know.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 15, 2016 07:50 AM (Dj0WE

My reasoning behind the the Breitbart story is that a total of 4 people have resigned. One of the being Ben Shapiro who was high on the food chain.

Had Donald Trump not been running none of this would have happened, IMHO.
So the big story is that the circular firing squads are also taking place in "conservative media" besides the rank and file.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2016 08:23 AM (voOPb)

237 232 More people have examined the Fields video than the Zapruder video.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 08:21 AM (2PHKP)

There was a second grabber on the grassy knoll!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 08:23 AM (0mRoj)

238 Sigh. In the grim darkness of the 2016 campaign, there is only Trump.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 15, 2016 08:23 AM (9krrF)

239 You are resigned now to Trump. No breakfast, only Trump. No sleep, just Trump. Trump has become you. You, are Trump.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 08:20 AM (2PHKP)
---------------------------------------------------

Good list. Put it in bullet point form and paint it on the barn.

Posted by: MTF at March 15, 2016 08:23 AM (TxJGV)

240 Whoever is thinking that this isn't true must be using the secret decoder ring at the bottom of the Kaboom box to get the opposite result.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 15, 2016 08:12 AM (p4UlV)

Just posting a contradictory poll, not claiming it's absolute proof of anything.

These are ostensibly fallible predictors of results at the ballot box

Posted by: Phone of kari at March 15, 2016 08:24 AM (m5jSx)

241 More people have examined the Fields video than the Zapruder video."

There's twice as much Fields video...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 08:24 AM (C9pBZ)

242 So if he is a Clinton lackey, as many here
laughably claim, then they fucked up big-time and have scored 20
own-goals on their control of the narrative.



There's plenty to get worked up over without paying make believe.

Posted by: Phone of kari



I think Clan Clinton thought he would cause Jeb some problems. I don't think they had any idea this would happen. But now that Trump smells the prize, he's his own man. No way his ego even considers he was handled.

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2016 08:24 AM (cXiMR)

243 At least Sarah Palin has given the Trump campaign the best new chant...


Punk Ass Thugs

Wait until Trump asks a crowd of 10,000 "What's wrong with America?"

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 08:24 AM (Zs4uk)

244 I saw Rockfall Mitigation open for the Rolling Stones at Red Rocks in '82.

duh.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 15, 2016 08:24 AM (NeFrd)

245 Almost fell off the couch watching the news last night because they talked about Cruz and his speaking engagements across Illinois last night. As you can imagine, in Chicago markets he has had zero mention. Whoever managed the timetable for him yesterday must be some kind of genius because that was a lot of miles in one day. One kid for Cruz, one kid for Trump, one probably for Bernie and the one in WI nobody knows. Heading to polls as soon as I can get grandkid down for nap.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 15, 2016 08:25 AM (MIKMs)

246 are those bruises in the wrong place? the markings would have been reversed AND did you see how thick the fabric on her jacket was? you'd have to be extremely strong to cause damage with your grip

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at March 15, 2016 08:25 AM (0O7c5)

247
So are we going to start trying to read breitbart news less now?

I gave up on Breitbart a long time ago. The website continually froze my computer. Frankly, except for my local paper, I only get my news from here and Insty (and I'm growing to dislike Insty because of the erratic quality of his co-linkers). And the occasional headline from local radio. I've cut off MFM access as much as possible.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2016 08:26 AM (X6fMO)

248 Re the Fields "full speed" video in the side bar:

Again, it amounts to nothing. If it is as egregious as people claim, then arrest Lewandowski. Just cut the shit and arrest him. Call for his arrest. Charges were filed, right? You claim to have the video that shows this "assault" clear for all to see, an assault so shocking as to merit national airtime (which, I might add, didn't merit 1,000 reporters flashing their cameras at it at the time it happened, and running with the story themselves, since its supposedly so obvious a violation).

Trump or his lacky should just apologize? Just admit to something that likely didn't even recall doing? In THIS political climate? And then have that admission against interest used in a civil or criminal action?

About 15 years ago, I would have agreed with you - a token "hey, sorry about that" and it would have been over. Do you honestly think that would be the case now, today, after the advent of SJWs who thrive on apologies, using them as admission of fault for further thuggery and shaming?

So "you" claim the video "fits her story". A story of what, again? She had her arm grabbed and moved aside in a crowded campaign room filled with people and a candidate running for office and his support staff? And again, her story demands national airtime? For this? No ass kicking in the alley out back? No hair pulling? No tripping, no shove to the ground, no shove into others, no punch, no kick, no bite, not even actual medical treatment. She didn't even glance down at her arm at the time it was grabbed (which would indicate immediate pain). What's her damages, $0.30 for a bag of ice, at best? And that assumes her bruise came from the incident. The term de minimis leaps to mind.

And yes, to refer to what another commentator stated, if this happened to a 50 year old beat reporter named Louie, no one, including Louie, would have bitched Word One about it.

You can bitch and snipe all day about this incident, but if it is an assault as is claimed, cut the bull and file a tort lawsuit or proceed with criminal charges. Let the person making the claim provide their evidence, and then, if it actually merits damages/restitution, that will be decided. There's that term "de minimis" again. It wouldn't make it out a preliminary hearing, and you damn well know it.

Otherwise, people are going to have to walk around with their hands in their pockets all day, every day, for fear of "assaulting" others. That, or we have to take a page out of Spillery's book and rope reporters off like cattle.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 15, 2016 08:26 AM (i6shs)

249 "ostensibly fallible predictors"

Saw them open for Survivor in Philly. 82 or 83...

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 08:26 AM (C9pBZ)

250
January 30th, 2016. It doesn't swing 180 degrees in a month.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


1. "two-week average through Jan. 27", so including data two months old before the primaries even started.

2. "Hillary Clinton currently has a 52% unfavorable rating", so HTH about the same ballpark

3. Uhhhh -- I forget the third one.

4. Best low unfavorable score mentioned? Ben Carson at 30%. So, guess should go with him. Oh, wait....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 15, 2016 08:26 AM (kdS6q)

251 Some say the Castros are behind the grab-down. Tthat is just as a convenient distraction. All evidence points to the Mafia.

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2016 08:26 AM (1BQGO)

252 At least Sarah Palin has given the Trump campaign the best new chant...


Punk Ass Thugs

Wait until Trump asks a crowd of 10,000 "What's wrong with America?"



PATs.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 08:26 AM (sLVyZ)

253

Good list. Put it in bullet point form and paint it on the barn.

See Rock City.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 15, 2016 08:27 AM (LUgeY)

254 241
More people have examined the Fields video than the Zapruder video."



There's twice as much Fields video...





Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 08:24 AM (C9pBZ)

And Fields is twice as hot as Mrs. Zapruder. Amirte?!?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 08:27 AM (2PHKP)

255 246
are those bruises in the wrong place? the markings would have been
reversed AND did you see how thick the fabric on her jacket was? you'd
have to be extremely strong to cause damage with your grip


Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at March 15, 2016 08:25 AM (0O7c5)

The curved grab theory?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 08:28 AM (2PHKP)

256 Who are they asking? Hillary supporters? Because it seems they aren't asking the ones voting for him.Posted by: rickb223

I suspect these polling outfits can 'tailor' the result they achieve. Set up a database of names and numbers, and previous history of answers.

Call the same numbers from previous history of giving desired response.

American politics has become so dirty *everything* has to be taken with a dump truck load of salt anymore.

Posted by: mega machines at March 15, 2016 08:28 AM (fbovC)

257 One good thing is Trump and Hillary disagree only on immigration, and-- truth be told -- we really don't know Trumps true position on immigration, so the "debates" will be focused on Hillary's drinking and Bill's rapes. It'll make for gripping television.

Posted by: MTF at March 15, 2016 08:28 AM (TxJGV)

258 What happened to the story of the reporter from Time magazine getting choke slammed at a rally? That was a take down that went away rather fast.

Posted by: Jubal Anderson Early at March 15, 2016 08:29 AM (RdP/w)

259 The daily art thread will be replaced by a daily fiction thread.

About the brutal assault on Michelle Fields.

Posted by: tsj017 at March 15, 2016 08:29 AM (4YUWF)

260 It went from Lewandoski didn't grab her, she's a lying liar to so what if he grabbed her it was no big deal.



Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 08:29 AM (PkIg+)

261 Ok, I give up. To fit in with the new AoS order, I say:
Trump
Trump
Trump
Trump
Trump
Fields
Trump
Trump
Trump
Trump

How'd I do?

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 08:29 AM (C9pBZ)

262 It'll make for gripping television."

ISWYDT

Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 08:30 AM (C9pBZ)

263 But was there a Babushka Lady in proximity to Fields?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 08:31 AM (r9tFS)

264 4. Best low unfavorable score mentioned? Ben Carson at 30%. So, guess should go with him. Oh, wait....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

Yip.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 08:31 AM (326rv)

265 232 More people have examined the Fields video than the Zapruder video.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 08:21 AM (2PHKP)


Today, Ace will bring out the still photographs, with the circles and the arrows and the paragraphs on the back telling what each one was.

Father raping. And littering.

This authoritarian Trump is a menace.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 08:31 AM (Zs4uk)

266
Judging from Pollack's joke article which he removed, Shapiro has a higher opinion of himself than his employer. It was alluded that he doesnt come into work, has been in serious trouble before, and violated his contract.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 08:34 AM (iQIUe)

267 Posted by: Anon a mouse... at March 15, 2016 08:30 AM (C9pBZ)
-------------------------------------

hahaha...totally ignoring Michelle Fields so unintentional.

In the Trump WH the interns won't be cigar-raped but there will be over-the-shoulder fearful looks and talk of "I stumbled into the door frame" or "I'm clumsy and I fell".

Posted by: MTF at March 15, 2016 08:34 AM (TxJGV)

268
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 15, 2016 08:26 AM (i6shs)

Case closed. Ms. Fields, there is no you in deama.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: 'Who Decides?' at March 15, 2016 08:35 AM (BK3ZS)

269 Hard to believe America intends to pair a broken down drunk Socialist felon and a billionaire Democrat scumbag in a death match for the White House.

--

Sign of the times.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 15, 2016 08:36 AM (pVkEV)

270 265 232 More people have examined the Fields video than the Zapruder video.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 08:21 AM (2PHKP)


Today, Ace will bring out the still photographs, with the circles and the arrows and the paragraphs on the back telling what each one was.

Father raping. And littering.

This authoritarian Trump is a menace.
Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 08:31 AM (Zs4uk)

And everybody on the bench moved to one end.*


*AoS Berklium-level membership plus a month of free ampersands to anybody who gets the reference.

Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 08:36 AM (RD7QR)

271 Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 08:36 AM (RD7QR)

Alice's Restaurant. Arlo Guthrie.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 08:37 AM (0mRoj)

272 Humans of New York sucks.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at March 15, 2016 08:38 AM (xuouz)

273 Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 08:36 AM (RD7QR)

I mean.

I meeeeeeeeannnn.

I'm sittin here.

With morons trying to tell me they'd be surprised if members of the horde had heard of the world's one and only official Thanksgiving song?

Posted by: Ghost of kari at March 15, 2016 08:38 AM (xuouz)

274 I went to high school with Michelle Fields. Her hand and arm strength were well known. She left bruises.

Posted by: Cooper Lonergan at March 15, 2016 08:39 AM (gwG9s)

275 http://tinyurl.com/ja7fgph

Hillary said we didn't lose anyone in Libya!

Posted by: Carol at March 15, 2016 07:19 AM (sj3Ax)



And no one in the MFM will question or take her to task on it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2016 08:39 AM (493sH)

276 What happened to the story of the reporter from Time magazine getting choke slammed at a rally? That was a take down that went away rather fast.

To be fair, I'd pay good money to watch a Time reporter getting choke slammed.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 15, 2016 08:39 AM (9krrF)

277 272 Humans of New York sucks.


I don't know if I would condemn all humans just because the right wing writers live in New York.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 08:39 AM (Zs4uk)

278 We can only hope the administrators at the wounded reporter foundation are diligent in their duties of providing the best medical care possible for the latest victim of the Trump campaign...

Posted by: Tyler Mason at March 15, 2016 08:39 AM (t/2s7)

279 "50
If you look at Reagan as Augustus we're up to Nero now...



If you're in the "let it burn" camp, this is a FANTASTIC analogy.



Especially since the Christians are getting blamed again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 15, 2016 07:26 AM (659DL)"


A lot more Christians have AR-15s this time around.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 15, 2016 08:39 AM (QHgTq)

280
265 232 More people have examined the Fields video than the Zapruder video.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 08:21 AM (2PHKP)


Today, Ace will bring out the still photographs, with the circles and the arrows and the paragraphs on the back telling what each one was.

Father raping. And littering.


C'mon, everybody, in your best Kevin Costner voice:

Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.

Journalists are merely little doagies - Auntie Shrillary showed us so. Ride 'em! Rope 'em! Brand 'em! Yeeeee-hah!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: 'Who Decides?' at March 15, 2016 08:40 AM (BK3ZS)

281
This silicon valley guy who is being sued for holding a woman as a sex slave (doubtful) the DM dug up a old photo of the guy and the woman having their photo taken with Marla Maples and is repeatedly publishing it. That is how desperate they are.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 08:41 AM (iQIUe)

282 "276
What happened to the story of the reporter from Time magazine getting
choke slammed at a rally? That was a take down that went away rather
fast.



To be fair, I'd pay good money to watch a Time reporter getting choke slammed.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 15, 2016 08:39 AM (9krrF)"


That is probably why you don't see that on free media. They realized that a lot of people will put up bucks to watch that on pay per view.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 15, 2016 08:42 AM (QHgTq)

283 I just did my civic duty and voted for Cruz here, in Illinois. Not that it will do any good. In my Chicago neighbourhood, I'm probably the only one who voted for him. Lol.

Posted by: Sassy at March 15, 2016 08:08 AM (/krQw)



My Chicago polling place was a ghost town. Only two other people in there. There's usually a line to get in.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2016 08:42 AM (493sH)

284 278 We can only hope the administrators at the wounded reporter foundation are diligent in their duties of providing the best medical care possible for the latest victim of the Trump campaign...

Posted by: Tyler Mason at March 15, 2016 08:39 AM (t/2s7)


Now that's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 08:42 AM (Zs4uk)

285
"AoS Berklium-level membership plus a month of free ampersands to anybody who gets the reference."

"Alices Restaurant"

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2016 08:43 AM (1BQGO)

286 Gone are the commemorative plates. Now you can get your Donald Trump condom to add to your presidential memorabilia.

"I'm HUGE!"

http://tinyurl.com/heml2v2

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 15, 2016 08:43 AM (pVkEV)

287 If you look at Reagan as Augustus we're up to Nero now...

you see a Trajan on the horizon?

I don't.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:25 AM (g8Hfr)



I take a Vespasian.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2016 08:44 AM (493sH)

288 All this Fields video-gazing reminds me of the Kennedy conspiratorialists who continually trot out that picture of the Dallas PD officer on the roof handing his own shotgun down to another officer as PROOF of a "second weapon."

Except for the pesky little fact that, um, Kennedy was shot with a rifle, not a shotgun. Which nobody, even the conspiracy-mongers, can deny.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 08:44 AM (r9tFS)

289 If you look at Reagan as Augustus we're up to Nero now...

If you're in the "let it burn" camp, this is a FANTASTIC analogy.

Especially since the Christians are getting blamed again.


Eh. Page me when we get to Constantine the Great.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 15, 2016 08:44 AM (9krrF)

290 test

https://www.yahoo.com/politics/security-at-trump-event-choke-1375771344773174.html

Posted by: Jubal Anderson Early at March 15, 2016 08:45 AM (RdP/w)

291 286 Gone are the commemorative plates. Now you can get your Donald Trump condom to add to your presidential memorabilia.


I want mine in classy, luxurious gold color.

Make America's Penises Great Again!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 08:46 AM (r9tFS)

292 With morons trying to tell me they'd be surprised if
members of the horde had heard of the world's one and only official
Thanksgiving song?

Posted by: Ghost of kari at March 15, 2016 08:38 AM (xuouz)


I was curious to see if relatively well-educated young people today even knew the song or movie. Last year the movie was on at Thanksgiving and I was laughing and told the kids it was an important cultural milestone -- protests with a sense of humor. They didn't get it.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 15, 2016 08:46 AM (MIKMs)

293 Idea of March post on my blog
Link in nic

Posted by: @votermom at March 15, 2016 08:46 AM (cbfNE)

294 Donald Trump is an asshole.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 15, 2016 08:47 AM (U6f54)

295 Donald Trump is an asshole.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 15, 2016 08:47 AM (U6f54)

Yeah, and your point?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 08:47 AM (mw8Dm)

296 I think that link worked............that link is a reporter really getting bruised up.

Posted by: Jubal Anderson Early at March 15, 2016 08:47 AM (RdP/w)

297 And a fun Ides of Super Tuesday post at
https://crayfisher.wordpress.com/

Posted by: @votermom at March 15, 2016 08:48 AM (cbfNE)

298
Posted by: Tyler Mason at March 15, 2016 08:39 AM (t/2s7)

Needs an appeal ad with a quavering voiceover. "Every day... in America... dozens of innocent journalists... are shoved aside... at their neighborhood watering holes by... other journali..."
* sound of a needle scratching a record as it is hastily removed *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: 'Who Decides?' at March 15, 2016 08:48 AM (BK3ZS)

299 294 Donald Trump is an asshole.


You're not here for the hunting, are you.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 08:48 AM (r9tFS)

300 "260
It went from Lewandoski didn't grab her, she's a lying liar to so what if he grabbed her it was no big deal.









Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 08:29 AM (PkIg+)"

So at what point do we get "Drag a hundred dollar bill through a trainer park and see what you get", "Everybody does it" and "I'd go down on him for keeping abortion legal" ?

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 15, 2016 08:48 AM (QHgTq)

301 Not to bait the bull, but how is one supposed to handle pushy journalists who shove a microphone or a camera in your face, so that you can't see where you are going, or you are impeded from going where you wish to go? What do you do about journalists who camp out on your street, cameras ready, to catch you in your robe when you go outside to get the newspaper before breakfast, or bang on your door constantly, trying to get you to answer a question? If someone is in my space, I tend to get nervous and a bit anxious, because, essentially, I do not trust their intentions. Does the first amendment give these people the right to impede or infringe on other people's ability to go about their business?

I am asking this because I honestly do not know anymore. The press has been elevated to such a lofty level, that they do seem to think they can do no wrong, and damn the little people who get in their way. And the big people too. Trump certainly has SS and bodyguards who can shield him, but what about normal folks who don't have that? Do the press get a pass on treating them poorly, because they are the press?

Posted by: Moki at March 15, 2016 08:48 AM (7q2ch)

302 290 test

https://www.yahoo.com/politics/security-at-trump-event-choke-1375771344773174.html
Posted by: Jubal Anderson Early at March 15, 2016 08:45 AM (RdP/w)

Zero sympathy for the photographer. The moment he said "Fuck you" he stopped being a journalist and became an asshole like any other.

Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 08:48 AM (RD7QR)

303 Except for the pesky little fact that, um, Kennedy was shot with a rifle, not a shotgun. Which nobody, even the conspiracy-mongers, can deny.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 08:44 AM (r9tFS)

It's simple really.

A shotgun sabot round in the appropriate rifle caliber.

What do you think of that, huh? What?

*illuminati music plays*

Posted by: Ghost of kari at March 15, 2016 08:48 AM (xuouz)

304 294 Donald Trump is an asshole.
------------------

And Obama is a jagoff. Difference is - when an asshole comes into a bar, you move to the other end of the bar. When a jagoff enters, you leave the bar.

Posted by: Roy at March 15, 2016 08:50 AM (VndSC)

305 Moki where are my cookies?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 08:50 AM (xuouz)

306 "294
Donald Trump is an asshole.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 15, 2016 08:47 AM (U6f54)"


That does not disqualify him. At this point in history it is going to take an asshole to deal with some of the issues facing the United States and the world.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 15, 2016 08:50 AM (QHgTq)

307 294 Donald Trump is an asshole.


I'm pretty sure everyone here knows that at one level or another.

That, of course, doesn't mean we're not supporting him.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 08:51 AM (Zs4uk)

308 Most politicians -- indeed, most people involved in politics in a professional way -- are assholes. This is so well understood that it isn't even a criticism anymore.

Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 08:51 AM (RD7QR)

309 301 Not to bait the bull, but how is one supposed to handle pushy journalists who shove a microphone or a camera in your face, so that you can't see where you are going, or you are impeded from going where you wish to go?


Here in NY, we had a Tea Party candidate who ran against Cuomo for Governor. Carl Palladino. I heard him on the radio this morning endorsing Trump.

Anyway, when he dared to run against Cuomo, there were presstitutes filming his underage daughter through her bedroom window.

When Palladino said next time he'd take a baseball bat to their heads, the press had a mighty tantrum...against Palladino of course.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 08:52 AM (r9tFS)

310 Five resignations.

Shapiro's father resigned as well.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 08:52 AM (datdl)

311
Donald Trump is an asshole.
Posted by: the littl shyning man



Sup Hector.

You and your new Syrian Step Dad doing anything fun for Easter vacation? Camping trip?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 15, 2016 08:52 AM (kdS6q)

312 Good list. Put it in bullet point form and paint it on the barn.

See Rock City.




Marvel Caverns.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 08:52 AM (sLVyZ)

313 Five resignations.
Shapiro's father resigned as well.
Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 08:52 AM (datdl)

Literally the opposite of nepotism.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 08:53 AM (xuouz)

314 >>>294 Donald Trump is an asshole.

I'm certain that's the appeal for many.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 08:53 AM (datdl)

315 305 Moki where are my cookies?
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 08:50 AM (xuouz)

I'm sorry, sugar, I've been down with a bad back for the last few days.

Chocolate chip, Oatmeal with dried cherries or snickerdoodles?

Posted by: Moki at March 15, 2016 08:54 AM (7q2ch)

316 Most politicians -- indeed, most people involved in politics in a professional way -- are assholes. This is so well understood that it isn't even a criticism anymore.
Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean

It would be a great way to clear out DC though; make it an asshole free zone. It'd be like the trail of tears. Except that we'd be laughing.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 08:56 AM (326rv)

317 Drove by my polling place.

Three Trump signs. No one else.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at March 15, 2016 08:57 AM (PjWy4)

318 The soon as Venezuela fails, the sooner it can get better. Obama took a shot at Boris Johnson for supporting Brexit. Boris said it was not America's business.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 08:58 AM (iQIUe)

319 Drove by my polling place.

Three Trump signs. No one else.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at March 15, 2016 08:57 AM (PjWy4)

Signs are allowed?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 08:58 AM (mw8Dm)

320
In July 2015, Shapiro and transgender rights activist Zoey Tur were on Dr. Drew On Call. Shapiro announced publicly that he had filed a police report after Tur had grabbed his neck and threatened on air to send him "home in an ambulance."



*cough* got his ass kicked by a shemale *cough*

BTW - wonder how that case turned out, since it seems much more direct than Le Affaire Fields.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 15, 2016 08:58 AM (kdS6q)

321 318 The soon as Venezuela fails, the sooner it can get better. Obama took a shot at Boris Johnson for supporting Brexit. Boris said it was not America's business.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 08:58 AM (iQIUe)

And he's right. Although I doubt he would hesitate to talk smack about us. (The sooner the Brits abandon the EU, by the way, the better for the Brits.)

Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 08:59 AM (RD7QR)

322 Oatmeal!

Yeah!

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 08:59 AM (xuouz)

323
Signs are allowed?


Out near the street, sure.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at March 15, 2016 08:59 AM (PjWy4)

324 OK, time to do some actual work. Quick reminder, we wouldn't be here today if the nickelfuckers in the GOP had ever actually kept faith with the American people, instead of just becoming the Chamber of Commerce's lapdogs and beaten-down betas who surrendered the public morality to the Left.

And with that, work.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 15, 2016 08:59 AM (9krrF)

325 I've said it before, the reason the polls are so wacky and out of touch is because most are telephone polls. Many people have dropped their land lines and have gone to cell phones. The polls are subject to selection bias. Oh, and people lie to pollsters, as they should.

Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2016 09:00 AM (7hoqr)

326 322-now to figure out how to get them through the port...

Posted by: Moki at March 15, 2016 09:00 AM (7q2ch)

327 Signs are allowed?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 08:58 AM (mw8Dm)

In MA and NH they just have to be x number of feet (several hundred) from the polling place.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:00 AM (xuouz)

328 Somebody grab me, please!

Posted by: Madonna Ciccone's Sagging Buttocks at March 15, 2016 09:00 AM (XVjZ8)

329 No one really calls out the murders and shootings. Shooting a cop for no reason in front of a police station and taping it? The execution of that 9 year old in Chicago? In both states the guilty will be sentenced to prisons run by gangs where they will live quite well.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 09:00 AM (iQIUe)

330 Last year when I voted in a local election, there was a (democrat) city councilwoman standing right outside the door of the polling place asking for people's votes.

Blatantly defying the law, and no one did a thing about it. I enjoyed voting for her opponent.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 09:00 AM (r9tFS)

331 So after today, looks like talk of brokered convention will start in earnest.

Since Trump is neigh unstoppable if he wins Flohioda, the RNC gets to decide if they want Trump or open rebellion.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 09:00 AM (2PHKP)

332 Morning.

I-10 is closed.

I think they're about to put up closed signs on the entire state.

Just give us a week or two, then come on over to Margaritaville or wherever.

Posted by: Mama AJ at March 15, 2016 09:01 AM (nXeSu)

333 #120

Waiting for the morning rush to end, then headed to the polls (North
Carolina). First time I'll be required to show ID, so that will be
satisfying, even if casting the actual ballot will be desultory.

=============

I voted last week in the early. The poll worker studied my driver's license like it was printed in Early Sumerian. I was pleased.

Posted by: mrp at March 15, 2016 09:01 AM (JBggj)

334 >>There is no more art. There is only Trump.

Trump l'oeil

I know, easy.

Posted by: General Zod at March 15, 2016 09:01 AM (Bdeb0)

Posted by: Lara Logan at March 15, 2016 09:02 AM (UDiEk)

336 322-now to figure out how to get them through the port...
Posted by: Moki at March 15, 2016 09:00 AM (7q2ch)

Hmmm. Too tasty for an email attachment. Don't want mega-upload or some other riffraff skimming off the top. Back in the day I'd say let's hop on instant messenger and do the file-sharing thing there.

Maybe dropbox.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:02 AM (xuouz)

337 My guess is they choose open rebellion.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2016 09:02 AM (B48dK)

338 That Michelle Fields can c'mon over to the house to recuperate. The missus is away so Slick Willy can play! I know just what Michelle needs.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at March 15, 2016 09:02 AM (gwG9s)

339
Ah, that's good ol' Zoey "Bob" Tur, the LA traffic copter guy who went nuts after the bottom dropped out of the traffic helicopter business and went all funny in the head.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 15, 2016 09:03 AM (kdS6q)

340 Madonna has really lost it. She claims she wants to see her son but does everything to drive him away. I dont thing he shd be forced to visit her in NY because she is acting so unstable. Why keep embarrassing your son by flashing photos of him and talking about him in you shows and on the internet?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 09:04 AM (iQIUe)

341 Looks like wannabe tough guy Lewandowski is getting a little more spotlight on him today starting with Politico...

Looks like he saves his greatest vitriol for women he has to associate with...

I'm sure the cunt deserved it though...

Posted by: H Badger at March 15, 2016 09:05 AM (n/0Nw)

342 340 Madonna has really lost it. She claims she wants to see her son but does everything to drive him away. I dont thing he shd be forced to visit her in NY because she is acting so unstable. Why keep embarrassing your son by flashing photos of him and talking about him in you shows and on the internet?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 09:04 AM (iQIUe)

Somebody pointed out the other day that it can't be easy being a 15-year-old and knowing that just about everybody on the planet has seen your mom's hoo-hoo, many of them up close.

Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 09:05 AM (RD7QR)

343 >>Why keep embarrassing your son by flashing photos of him and talking about him in you shows and on the internet?


Narcissist having a meltdown. Not pretty. I'm glad her son has a father w/a stable home that he can flee to.

Posted by: BJ Clinton at March 15, 2016 09:05 AM (NOIQH)

344 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 09:04 AM (iQIUe)


I can't believe you're wasting your time worrying about that whithered has-been Madonna when we have the Richard Simmons Held Hostage Crisis tearing us apart.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at March 15, 2016 09:06 AM (PjWy4)

345
Trump l'oeil



I know, easy.

Posted by: General Zod at March 15, 2016 09:01 AM (Bdeb0)


ROFL!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 09:06 AM (2PHKP)

346 340
Madonna has really lost it.


I want to point her out to all of those little wannabes lining up at the American Idol , So You Wanna Be A Whatever, shows.


THAT is what you are competing to become?

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 09:06 AM (UDiEk)

347
This is the incident that made Ben Shapiro call the cops because a faux chix "beat him up".

Oh, the humanity!

[pic] http://tinyurl.com/jzpuobe

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 15, 2016 09:06 AM (kdS6q)

348 Thankfully there are only witnesses...no tape and video to also reflexively dismiss.

Posted by: H Badger at March 15, 2016 09:07 AM (n/0Nw)

349 Madonna and chelsea clinton, 2 people I don't give a rat's ass about.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 09:07 AM (mw8Dm)

350 Hey I hate to get off topic, because Trump is indeed an ass, but while I was thinking of the upcoming week in Dublin it suddenly occurred to me...

I'M GETTING MARRIED IN 31 FREAKING DAYS!

I'll be over here in the corner shaking and twitching if you need me.

Posted by: IP at March 15, 2016 09:07 AM (aQQbl)

351 >>My guess is they choose open rebellion.

"They" choose open rebellion.

We all get death by unga-bunga, on the real.

Posted by: General Zod at March 15, 2016 09:07 AM (Bdeb0)

352 350
Hey I hate to get off topic, because Trump is indeed an ass, but while I
was thinking of the upcoming week in Dublin it suddenly occurred to
me...

I'M GETTING MARRIED IN 31 FREAKING DAYS!

I'll be over here in the corner shaking and twitching if you need me.


Posted by: IP at March 15, 2016 09:07 AM (aQQbl)

Eh, relax. It's all uphill from here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 09:07 AM (2PHKP)

353 15 year olds are generally a handful, but bless her heart, Madonna is not handling this well at all. I guess if you have lived your entire life in the spotlight, you forget how to live without an audience cheering you on, and giving you praise for any and everything you do.

I hope they work this out, but I think they need a lot of family counseling.

Posted by: Moki at March 15, 2016 09:08 AM (7q2ch)

354

Gone are the commemorative plates. Now you can get your Donald Trump condom to add to your presidential memorabilia.


The dimensions are 9"L x 3"Dia.

Labeled: Medium.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 15, 2016 09:08 AM (LUgeY)

355 I'M GETTING MARRIED IN 31 FREAKING DAYS!
========

I'd call that a good start

Posted by: mrp at March 15, 2016 09:09 AM (JBggj)

356 >>I'M GETTING MARRIED IN 31 FREAKING DAYS!

Another prisoner of war in the sexual revolution. Welcome to stir.

Posted by: General Zod at March 15, 2016 09:09 AM (Bdeb0)

357 About that Trump offer to Carson:

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/599

Whoever, being a candidate, directly or indirectly promises or pledges the appointment, or the use of his influence or support for the appointment of any person to any public or private position or employment, for the purpose of procuring support in his candidacy shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.

hat tip: David A. Graham

Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at March 15, 2016 09:09 AM (t5zYU)

358
Posted by: H Badger at March 15, 2016 09:07 AM (n/0Nw)

Good Morning Ms. Fields!

How's the arm *wink* ???

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 09:09 AM (UDiEk)

359 I'M GETTING MARRIED IN 31 FREAKING DAYS!

I'll be over here in the corner shaking and twitching if you need me.


Posted by: IP at March 15, 2016 09:07 AM (aQQbl)

---

My condolen--err, congrats.

Posted by: SMFH while dodging circular fire at March 15, 2016 09:09 AM (rlfds)

360 I think the feel-good story of the day should be the legalization of assisted suicide in Cali. Now there's hope that eventually all the libtards will off themselves.

Posted by: Crusty_Curmudgeon at March 15, 2016 09:09 AM (T8dAj)

361 So someone finally told Madonna NO and she flips her shit.

I imagine that leathery bat hasn't heard no since Sean Penn told her he wasn't into strap-ons.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 09:10 AM (2PHKP)

362 352 350
Hey I hate to get off topic, because Trump is indeed an ass, but while I
was thinking of the upcoming week in Dublin it suddenly occurred to
me...

I'M GETTING MARRIED IN 31 FREAKING DAYS!

I'll be over here in the corner shaking and twitching if you need me.


Posted by: IP at March 15, 2016 09:07 AM (aQQbl)

Eh, relax. It's all uphill wildly, unspeakably downhill from here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 09:07 AM

(2PHKP)


FIFY.

Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 09:10 AM (RD7QR)

363 I'M GETTING MARRIED IN 31 FREAKING DAYS!
========

Congrats. Have you talked to Grammie? You two girls should have lots to talk about ;]

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:11 AM (xuouz)

364 360 They wont.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2016 09:11 AM (B48dK)

365 >>the legalization of assisted suicide in Cali.

Somehow--by hook or by crook--A and B are eventually going to be legislated into paying for C's suicide to assuage D's agenda.

Probably sooner rather than later in California.

Posted by: General Zod at March 15, 2016 09:12 AM (Bdeb0)

366 Bronko Bama as Nero the only person who could make Caligula seem sane.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 07:31 AM (g8Hfr)

I did chuckle that you didn't go back and compare Caeser / Carter

Posted by: FCF at March 15, 2016 09:12 AM (kejii)

367 Quiet Man, my polling place was pretty busy this morning at 8:00 am. In my 'hood it was likely to be all Democrats. I live in Boystown. Probably all voting for Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Sassy at March 15, 2016 09:12 AM (/krQw)

368 When a lefty talks about over population or people eating too much,or traveling too much they are talking about you.Never them.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2016 09:12 AM (B48dK)

369 350-IP, honey, marriage is pretty great, that dweam wifin a dweam, kind of thing. Just remember to keep talking, ask each other about your day, and then really listen. And remember why you got married in the first place, each and every day.

Posted by: Moki at March 15, 2016 09:12 AM (7q2ch)

370 Oh, here we ago again w/the big brother driver tracking and taxing:

An
economist at the Congressional Budget Office suggested on Monday that
the federal government could start charging people based on how far they
drive in order to generate more government revenues to spend on highway
projects.


Chad
Shirley, CBO's deputy assistant director for microeconomic studies,
gave a presentation that says federal gas tax revenues are falling short
of federal spending on highway programs. But to resolve that problem,
Shirley didn't propose less federal spending, and instead offered three
suggestions.

Yeah, installing boxes that charge taxpayers by the mile and/or making more road toll roads.
No.NJNBHN.




Posted by: BJ Clinton at March 15, 2016 09:13 AM (NOIQH)

371 Eh, relax. It's all uphill wildly, unspeakably downhill from here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 09:07 AM
(2PHKP)





FIFY.

Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 09:10 AM (RD7QR)

Good catch. Can't spook the fox before the trap is sprung. That was close!

I keed, I keed.

Congrats on the wedding, IP, and may your sails be full!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 09:13 AM (2PHKP)

372 @Mortimer

Coming along Mr. Lewandowski...I'm so sorry that you were wounded sometime in life by a woman that getting physical with them (but c'mon its not like you cracked her right?) or publicly calling them cunts to their face in seems OK in your mind.

Probably Mommy issues, but thankfully it seems like you have a lot of supporters.

Posted by: H Badger at March 15, 2016 09:13 AM (n/0Nw)

373 I'M GETTING MARRIED IN 31 FREAKING DAYS!


I recommend you start drinking heavily.




For practice.

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 09:14 AM (UDiEk)

374 Congrats IP!

Posted by: @votermom at March 15, 2016 09:14 AM (cbfNE)

375 370 The beast must be fed.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2016 09:14 AM (B48dK)

376 Ooh, congratulations, IP!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 09:15 AM (NOIQH)

377 Voted for Cruz today in Florida.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 15, 2016 09:15 AM (U+nHb)

378

Congrats on the wedding, IP, and may your sails be full!


May you look forward to many years of holy deadlock, um, I mean wedlock.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 15, 2016 09:15 AM (LUgeY)

379 @H Badger


You seem concerned.

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 09:15 AM (UDiEk)

380 "4 resignations now at Breitbart"

It's actually five. Their spokesman, Kurt Bardella, resigned first.

Posted by: stace at March 15, 2016 09:16 AM (ozZau)

381 340. Madonna has really lost it.




She never had it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 15, 2016 09:16 AM (493sH)

382 Serious question.
Why did Lewandoski grab Fields in the first place?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 09:16 AM (sLVyZ)

383 I should add it's not a first marriage for either of us, and yes shes a sweet lady and all. No regerts!
It just kinda snuck up on me, a month from now? Already? No wonder she's been a little edgy of late, huh?

Posted by: IP at March 15, 2016 09:16 AM (aQQbl)

384 I can't believe you're wasting your time worrying about that whithered has-been Madonna when we have the Richard Simmons Held Hostage Crisis tearing us apart.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at March 15, 2016 09:06 AM (PjWy4)

============
One, I am not worried about Madonna but I do feel sorry for her son. Two, think what you will about Simmons but over the years I have heard many stories about how generous he was to his employees and just a nice person all around. Three, concern yourself with your own time -- not mine...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 09:16 AM (iQIUe)

385 The soon as Venezuela fails, the sooner it can get
better. Obama took a shot at Boris Johnson for supporting Brexit. Boris
said it was not America's business.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 08:58 AM (iQIUe)


The left loves Bolivarianism: Its goal of control of a hemisphere, its ability to ignore public opinion and rule through violence and force, its economic stranglehold on the economy and ability to focus it on whatever is deemed "useful", its corruption, its violence, its cronyism, its old-boy-club with other dictatorships, its moral assumption of superiority through propoganda, lack of civil rights and controls over the actions of the government.

All feeding on the misery and desperation of its own people and those it affects through proxies like the FARC and narcotrafficking groups.

And this seems to be a feature, as if the sacrifice of millions is some arcane rite to bring about the Marxist-socialist future foretold.

Posted by: Kindlot at March 15, 2016 09:17 AM (q2o38)

386 >>>382 Serious question.
Why did Lewandoski grab Fields in the first place?

She looked a little ISIS-y

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 09:18 AM (datdl)

387 I am going out to vote for Trump today. I am one of the ones that have been called stupid, racist, hillbilly, robot, not educated enough to vote for a presidential candidate and that's by my own party. I will remember this in November, if Trump gets the nomination stolen from him by the establishment. And I am not alone. We have been lied to by the Republican party all of our lives, well the time has come for us. I will not happily go along anymore with what they think I should be doing for them, since they do nothing for me. I will not hold hands and sing songs of praise for the nominee they think I should be voting for. I will not be "handled" ever again by the republican party. I will not vote in November if Trump is tossed out of the convention, in order to have someone "they " want, someone they can control. They want a Hlllary victory, I am sure of that. We will not be used by these people again and I am not alone in thinking this. There are millions of us "stupid" voters out here and we are tired of this.

Posted by: Abby Coffey at March 15, 2016 09:18 AM (HBU7W)

388 >>Serious question. Why did Lewandoski grab Fields in the first place?

If you're gonna stir the pot, use a longer stick. You're getting guano on your hands.

Posted by: General Zod at March 15, 2016 09:18 AM (Bdeb0)

389
It just kinda snuck up on me, a month from now? Already? No wonder she's been a little edgy of late, huh?
Posted by: IP

We have a winner in the understatement of the year category.

Posted by: AoS Judging committee at March 15, 2016 09:19 AM (326rv)

390 IP, you'll have a great time on your honeymoon and life will be easier once you're married.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 09:19 AM (iQIUe)

391 I've also noticed the transformation of Trump supporters from ' I support him only to destroy the GOPe '' to ' Trump will be able to fix what's broken' .


Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 09:19 AM (PkIg+)

392
So someone finally told Madonna NO and she flips her shit.

I imagine that leathery bat hasn't heard no since Sean Penn told her he wasn't into strap-ons.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 09:10 AM (2PHKP)









Back in the mid-90s I was forced to watch that awful Truth or Dare Madonna documentary film. What struck me is that she actually thought that was a good idea, because it showed her as a self-righteous, selfish harridan who treated her band, her dancers and her friends like shit.

Even funnier was that it showed Warren Beatty isn't even CLOSE to being as smart as Hollywood keeps saying he is.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 15, 2016 09:20 AM (/wVDI)

393 Re: Madonna - I think teen boys need their dads. Old-fashioned concept, I know. She was inappropriately sexualizing her son on social media and, according to him, pressuring him to be gay. Kid needs protection from that kind of harmful environment.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 09:20 AM (NOIQH)

394 I've also noticed the transformation of Trump
supporters from ' I support him only to destroy the GOPe '' to ' Trump
will be able to fix what's broken' .







Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 09:19 AM (PkIg+)

and then back to "he will destroy the GOPe" in a lot of cases

Posted by: IP at March 15, 2016 09:20 AM (aQQbl)

395 ace posted a story yesterday in which an anti-gun nut charged the stage at a Cruz rally .

ace's opinion was that the man should have been shot by security.

This woman apparently crossed some sort of security line and got stopped. The video is no help.

Therefore the conclusion is that evil Trump's evil henchman chose that very public moment to work out his (evil) psychopathic misogynist hangups.


Got it.

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 09:21 AM (UDiEk)

396 >>I am going out to vote for Trump today. I am one of the ones that have been called stupid, racist, hillbilly, robot, not educated enough to vote for a presidential candidate and that's by my own party.

Good on you, Abby-did the same in Virginia. Which state, if I can ask?

Posted by: General Zod at March 15, 2016 09:21 AM (Bdeb0)

397 The governor of the 7th largest state is a bit testy with reporters at the polling booth, and has asked them to pull him aside if he acts like Trump.

Posted by: Kathysaysso at March 15, 2016 09:21 AM (3MG12)

398 Great ides of march post votermom. A little chilling there at the end, but it suits you.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:21 AM (xuouz)

399 Apparently the Fredo admin just disallowed ALL driling for oil on the Atlantic Coast. Boy this scumbag hates energy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 09:21 AM (mw8Dm)

400 i'm thinking of filing a law suit against ms. fields for a vicious assault on my logic and sense of proportion, except i don't a definitive fuzzy video to back me up

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2016 09:21 AM (c6/9Q)

401 >>>391 I've also noticed the transformation of Trump supporters from ' I support him only to destroy the GOPe '' to ' Trump will be able to fix what's broken' .

"LOL we don't need you Establishfags to beat Hillary!"

"It's gonna be all your fault when Trump loses to Hillary."

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 09:21 AM (datdl)

402 Posted by: Abby Coffey at March 15, 2016 09:18 AM (HBU7W)

Why do you support Trump?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 09:21 AM (PkIg+)

403 Second paragraph of the Scamtrak derailment article:

"The train appeared to have been traveling at about 75 miles when the engineer pulled the emergency break."

Everyone! Sing it with me!

"Layers of fact-checkers and editors..."

Posted by: torquewrench at March 15, 2016 09:22 AM (noWW6)

404 Nah...just amused.

Its not every day you watch people flock to vote for a life-long liberal Democrat who promises that he's going to be a yuuge Republican.

Then knowing full well that the namesake of that website would have immediately and publicly confronted Lewandowski and Trump over the incident we have a lot that would have followed AB to hell and back now siding with the bulllies that AB despised so much in positions of power.

The same bully that AB said was a political fraud just 5 years ago.

A guy could go crazy if he didn't just find it amusing.




Posted by: H Badger at March 15, 2016 09:22 AM (n/0Nw)

405 403 Second paragraph of the Scamtrak derailment article:

"The train appeared to have been traveling at about 75 miles when the engineer pulled the emergency break."

Everyone! Sing it with me!

"Layers of fact-checkers and editors..."




And spellars!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 09:23 AM (sLVyZ)

406 "TEHRAN, Iran (AP) -- Iran's state TV says the country has retrieved thousands of pages of information from devices used by 10 U.S. Navy sailors briefly detained by Iran in January."

---

The JEF is the best thing that ever happened to Iran.

*spit*

Posted by: SMFH while dodging circular fire at March 15, 2016 09:23 AM (rlfds)

407 In a major reversal, the Obama administration says it will not allow oil drilling in the Atlantic Ocean.

Interior Secretary Sally Jewell made the announcement Tuesday on Twitter, declaring that the administrations next five-year offshore drilling plan protects the Atlantic for future generations.

The announcement reverses a proposal made last year in which the administration floated a plan that would have opened up a broad swath of the Atlantic Coast to drilling. The January 2015 proposal would have opened up sites more than 50 miles off Virginia, North and South Carolina and Georgia to oil drilling no earlier than 2021.

The Interior Department said the latest decision responds to strong local opposition and conflicts with competing commercial and military ocean uses.

This last 3/4 of a year is gonna be interesting.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 09:23 AM (mw8Dm)

408
I've also noticed the transformation of Trump supporters from ' I
support him only to destroy the GOPe '' to ' Trump will be able to fix
what's broken' .


Yeah. How dare they be all optimistic, dancing around like a bunch of idiots.

They should be in the corner sulking and wailing with the neverTrumps.

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 09:24 AM (UDiEk)

409 I'M GETTING MARRIED IN 31 FREAKING DAYS!


Been married for 36 years...

It's easy as long as you have a butt load of money.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 09:24 AM (Zs4uk)

410 >>395 ace posted a story yesterday in which an anti-gun nut charged the stage at a Cruz rally .
ace's opinion was that the man should have been shot by security.
This woman apparently crossed some sort of security line and got stopped. The video is no help.
Therefore the conclusion is that evil Trump's evil henchman chose that very public moment to work out his (evil) psychopathic misogynist hangups.

You're kidding right?

There's a difference between someone jumping up on stage towards a candidate, screaming and yelling...and a reporter approaching a candidate to ask a question while across a room.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 09:24 AM (datdl)

411 Why do you support Trump?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 09:21 AM (PkIg+)

Hey I have a serious question.

Can you read?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:24 AM (xuouz)

412 Its not every day you watch people flock to vote for a life-long liberal Democrat who promises that he's going to be a yuuge Republican.



Been doing it for the last 30+ years every time I voted straight Republican ticket.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 09:24 AM (sLVyZ)

413 393
Re: Madonna - I think teen boys need their dads. Old-fashioned concept, I
know. She was inappropriately sexualizing her son on social media and,
according to him, pressuring him to be gay. Kid needs protection from
that kind of harmful environment.


Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 09:20 AM (NOIQH)

In other words, she treated her son like a designer poodle to be carried around in a handbag and showed off. Because, it's about her.
Nothing is cooler than using your gay son as a conversation piece about how cool and hip you are.

Since he's not gay, that kind of harshes her narcissism. How dare he.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 09:24 AM (2PHKP)

414 Madonna's meltdown is sad but not unexpected. Meanwhile, I'm doing great!

Posted by: Cyndi Lauper at March 15, 2016 09:24 AM (gwG9s)

415 399 Apparently the Fredo admin just disallowed ALL driling for oil on the Atlantic Coast. Boy this scumbag hates energy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 09:21 AM (mw8Dm)

Energy

America

Same same

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 15, 2016 09:24 AM (mEZce)

416 Its not every day you watch people flock to vote for a life-long liberal Democrat who promises that he's going to be a yuuge Republican.

Two possible reasons:

The current yuuuge republicans have been acting like democrats, in that they agree with them and they fight US.

Only two people who weren't career politicians were running, and Carson just dropped out.

Posted by: AoS Judging committee at March 15, 2016 09:25 AM (326rv)

417
It's easy as long as you have a butt load of money.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 09:24 AM (Zs4uk)

Capital One and the Credit Union both sent us Christmas cards this last year.

Posted by: IP at March 15, 2016 09:25 AM (aQQbl)

418 >>Hey I have a serious question. Can you read?

No kidding--had the same thought.

Posted by: General Zod at March 15, 2016 09:26 AM (Bdeb0)

419 407 In a major reversal, the Obama administration says it will not allow oil drilling in the Atlantic Ocean.

Interior Secretary Sally Jewell made the announcement Tuesday on Twitter, declaring that the administrations next five-year offshore drilling plan protects the Atlantic for future generations.

The announcement reverses a proposal made last year in which the administration floated a plan that would have opened up a broad swath of the Atlantic Coast to drilling. The January 2015 proposal would have opened up sites more than 50 miles off Virginia, North and South Carolina and Georgia to oil drilling no earlier than 2021.

The Interior Department said the latest decision responds to strong local opposition and conflicts with competing commercial and military ocean uses.

This last 3/4 of a year is gonna be interesting.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 09:23 AM (mw8Dm)

Now that everybody is distracted they can do immense damage and Congress will do less than squat. Dangerous, dangerous times.

Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 09:26 AM (RD7QR)

420 Assisted suicide is nothing new and it was done privately. Knew a woman who was in her 50s and had ALS. She had her pills set aside and when she couldnt go on, she asked a friend to get her a bottle of vodka and not call her for a few days. Everyone knew what she was going to do. Cant blame her. Some people dont want to die in a hospital, paralyzed, hooked up to a vent.

Then they made it impossible to obtain meds and now the government is involved. All you busybodies should piss off.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 09:26 AM (iQIUe)

421 398 Great ides of march post votermom. A little chilling there at the end, but it suits you.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:21 AM (xuouz)

Because I'm cool, right? Chilling - cool...



Thanks GOK!

Posted by: @votermom at March 15, 2016 09:26 AM (cbfNE)

422
There's a difference between someone jumping up on stage towards a candidate, screaming and yelling...and a reporter approaching a candidate to ask a question while across a room.


And there's a difference between brusquely pushing past a reporterette and giving her a near body-slam, which is the hysteric level at which this all started.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar at March 15, 2016 09:26 AM (QlyN5)

423 "Apparently the Fredo admin just disallowed ALL driling for oil on the Atlantic Coast. Boy this scumbag hates energy"

Inexpensive energy leads to prosperity. Prosperity reduces reliance upon the beneficient measures of the welfare state.

Although it is honestly difficult to tell whether America's intensely stupid government mandarinate are operating via such a chain of logic, or whether they genuinely do believe their own ridiculous propaganda that (a) the planet is lethally imperilled by fossil fuels, and (b) that "renewables" are an adequate substitute for fossil fuels.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 15, 2016 09:26 AM (noWW6)

424 387 I am going out to vote for Trump today. I am one of the ones that have been called stupid, racist, hillbilly, robot, not educated enough to vote for a presidential candidate and that's by my own party. I will remember this in November, if Trump gets the nomination stolen from him by the establishment. And I am not alone. We have been lied to by the Republican party all of our lives, well the time has come for us. I will not happily go along anymore with what they think I should be doing for them, since they do nothing for me. I will not hold hands and sing songs of praise for the nominee they think I should be voting for. I will not be "handled" ever again by the republican party. I will not vote in November if Trump is tossed out of the convention, in order to have someone "they " want, someone they can control. They want a Hlllary victory, I am sure of that. We will not be used by these people again and I am not alone in thinking this. There are millions of us "stupid" voters out here and we are tired of this.

^^^^THIS!^^^^^

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 15, 2016 09:26 AM (kXzR8)

425
why aren't they crying?


WHY are these knuckleheads not bemoaning the End Of Western Civilization???

WHAT do you people want to be "HAPPY" or something?


GET BACK ON THE GOP PLANTATION RIGHT NOW AND WAIL AND MOAN WITH US , YOU TRUMPIODS

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 09:28 AM (UDiEk)

426 Trump swept the Northern Mariana Islands caucus, winning all 9 delegates.

Make the Northern Mariana Islands Great Again!

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 09:28 AM (r9tFS)

427 soo... people tired of voting GOP and getting screwed are now openly voting for a democrat because they are tired of the GOP acting like democrats. Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: spypeach at March 15, 2016 09:29 AM (nyYhO)

428 >>>And there's a difference between brusquely pushing past a reporterette and giving her a near body-slam, which is the hysteric level at which this all started.

I was responding to the comparison between the Cruz protestor and Michelle Fields being made. You want to bring this part of it up again, I see.

I agree. Big nothingburger. Fueled by Lewandowski's immediate 'LOL delusional attention seeker I never touched her' defense.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 09:30 AM (datdl)

429 Six people have quit Breitbart

i think she is the last straw not the real reason


What obligation does an editor have to a reporter if they suspect she may be fabricating?

Would these people have left anyway if not for Fields?

Why the demand that we believe Fields, because reporter?


Oppose Trump, say so publically, attack his shifting policies, his tenor, but don't do it as tribute to St Fields

Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 09:30 AM (zOTsN)

430

Trump swept the Northern Mariana Islands caucus, winning all 9 delegates.

Make the Northern Mariana Islands Great Again!



They haven't tipped over yet too?

Hank Johnson hardest hit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 15, 2016 09:30 AM (LUgeY)

431 Regodeo es impropia






Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 09:31 AM (2PHKP)

432 "423
"Apparently the Fredo admin just disallowed ALL driling for oil on the Atlantic Coast. Boy this scumbag hates energy"

Inexpensive energy leads to prosperity. Prosperity reduces reliance upon the beneficient measures of the welfare state.

Although
it is honestly difficult to tell whether America's intensely stupid
government mandarinate are operating via such a chain of logic, or
whether they genuinely do believe their own ridiculous propaganda that
(a) the planet is lethally imperilled by fossil fuels, and (b) that
"renewables" are an adequate substitute for fossil fuels.


Posted by: torquewrench at March 15, 2016 09:26 AM (noWW6)"

Cheap oil is bad for their paymasters in the Middle East and for their ideological allies in Russia. Nothing more complicated than that. They don't really believe all that ecology stuff they talk about.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 15, 2016 09:31 AM (QHgTq)

433 >>429 Six people have quit Breitbart
i think she is the last straw not the real reason

I think a lot of people were fed up with Breitbart and Field's provided a catalyst for leaving. Shapiro has been getting shit for months for his anti-Trump stance, both from Breitbart fanbois and his own colleagues there.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 09:31 AM (datdl)

434 426
Trump swept the Northern Mariana Islands caucus, winning all 9 delegates.



Make the Northern Mariana Islands Great Again!





Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 09:28 AM (r9tFS)
they were very angry

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at March 15, 2016 09:32 AM (0O7c5)

435 Its not every day you watch people flock to vote for a life-long liberal Democrat who promises that he's going to be a yuuge Republican.
Posted by: H Badger at March 15, 2016 09:22 AM (n/0Nw)

We failed. Conservatism failed. The republican party failed. Its chosen leaders lost the races they didn't throw and legislatively did nothing, when they were unable for reasons of optics to actively abet democrat interests.

The cultural edifices of conservatism failed. Right-wing writers failed. Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh failed. Obama and his global socialist handlers won.

This is the president of the united states: ti.me/250Yb7l

There is no conservative movement. It's been sidelined where it hasn't been silenced, bought, or turned.

There is no one else.

So bitch at your erstwhile compatriots for thinking, for hoping, for dreaming that Trump gives them a chance. You're entitled to that. It's how we all feel. But don't mistake it for action.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:32 AM (xuouz)

436 The same thing happened to Trump the other day too....
I just think the entire situation has gotten insane. Someone will be shot at this rate.

Posted by: FCF at March 15, 2016 09:32 AM (kejii)

437 The Lewandowski Yank Looks a Bit Worse When You See It At Full Speed, Instead of the Apologists' Super-Slo-Mo

Actually, it doesn't. And given Fields' past history of crying wolf, this is a big plate of nothing with extra nada sauce and a side order of bupkis.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 09:32 AM (xrInd)

438 pulled the emergency break


Didn't he no that the train was moving to fast four that?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 09:32 AM (r9tFS)

439 Bummer, but not surprising:

Paul Nungesser, the man who was accused of raping fellow Columbia
University student Emma Sulkowicz but who was cleared during multiple
campus hearings, has had his lawsuit against his former school
dismissed.



Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 09:33 AM (NOIQH)

440 We failed. Conservatism failed. The republican party failed. Its chosen leaders lost the races they didn't throw and legislatively did nothing, when they were unable for reasons of optics to actively abet democrat interests.

The cultural edifices of conservatism failed. Right-wing writers failed. Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh failed. Obama and his global socialist handlers won.

This is the president of the united states: ti.me/250Yb7l

There is no conservative movement. It's been sidelined where it hasn't been silenced, bought, or turned.

There is no one else.

So bitch at your erstwhile compatriots for thinking, for hoping, for dreaming that Trump gives them a chance. You're entitled to that. It's how we all feel. But don't mistake it for action.

But when are you finally going to provide a reason!?!?!?!?!?

Posted by: AoS Judging committee at March 15, 2016 09:33 AM (326rv)

441 Its not every day you watch people flock to vote for a life-long liberal
Democrat who promises that he's going to be a yuuge Republican.



Not every day.


Just every other year or so.


Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 09:33 AM (UDiEk)

442 Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:24 AM (xuouz)

Apparently you can't read. She gave no reason why she's voting for Trump. The closest 'reasoning' is she's been lied to by Republicans.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 09:33 AM (PkIg+)

443 And there's a difference between brusquely pushing past a reporterette and giving her a near body-slam, which is the hysteric level at which this all started.
Posted by: Miklos Molnar at March 15, 2016 09:26 AM (QlyN5)

He didn't push past her; he grabbed her arm and pulled her out of his way. I've been in some jam packed crowds before but no one has ever grabbed me.

Posted by: stace at March 15, 2016 09:33 AM (ozZau)

444 It's not every day you see a republican candidate appealing to blue collar democrats

Feature or bug you decide

Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 09:34 AM (zOTsN)

445 Heh. Caitlyn Jrenner still taking shots at Shrillery and voicing support for Cruz.

I love watching Progs squirm.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 09:35 AM (r9tFS)

446 So the cop that was killed in front of the police station died by friendly fire.

Sad.

Posted by: SMFH while dodging circular fire at March 15, 2016 09:36 AM (rlfds)

447 https://twitter.com/SneakyBlackDog/status/709745346495303680

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at March 15, 2016 09:36 AM (0O7c5)

448 Apparently you can't read. She gave no reason why she's voting for Trump. The closest 'reasoning' is she's been lied to by Republicans.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 09:33 AM (PkIg+)

No! No!
NO!
You can't read!

All I'm saying is that's her reason. You don't have to buy it or like it, but that is the whole reason she posted, was to explain her vote.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:36 AM (xuouz)

449
Who is fed up with Breitbart? Not the readers. The reporters? Sorry, but too bad. I have no doubt they hate Trump and have ginned up this Fields story in order to try to inflict damage on him. Who ever hires Fields next does so at their own risk. She has a long track history of being a pain in the ass.

Oh, and tampon head is yelling racism so expect a lawsuit from her.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 09:36 AM (iQIUe)

450 372 Posted by: H Badger at March 15, 2016 09:13 AM (n/0Nw)
---

Well then, best get on Fields' Twitter and push her to get those criminal charges in front of a judge ASAP. The quicker the better, to get this evil man off the streets.

I don't know if Trump's guy beats hookers in his basement on weekends or not - if he does, charge him for THAT. But I'm not asked to addres that, I'm asked to to support Fields. Sorry, I can't , because he claim is baseless, or at best, de minimis. THIS Fields claim is a lost cause. Give it up. Bash Trump on something else.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 15, 2016 09:36 AM (i6shs)

451 Microbots pulling a car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU8Q7gIdiMI

Posted by: goon at March 15, 2016 09:37 AM (gy5kE)

452 You think Julius Ceasar really did cover his head with his clock as he died?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 09:37 AM (iQIUe)

453 >>Hey I have a serious question. Can you read?

No kidding--had the same thought.
Posted by: General Zod at March 15, 2016 09:26 AM (Bdeb0)
----------------------

I figgered it for a joke.

Posted by: iforgot at March 15, 2016 09:38 AM (pC96u)

454 "Paul Nungesser, the man who was accused of raping fellow Columbia University student Emma Sulkowicz but who was cleared during multiple
campus hearings, has had his lawsuit against his former school dismissed."


I remember when the lawsuit of a white Hispanic was dismissed after a major news network purposefully altered audio of a 911 call in order to incite a riot.

Hopefully, the upcoming Authoritarian Regime will be a little more prone to seeing the law is followed, instead of Political Correctness.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 09:38 AM (Zs4uk)

455 So the cop that was killed in front of the police station died by friendly fire.

Sad.
Posted by: SMFH while dodging circular fire

Yes. Perhaps this might spur change. They're great at shooting dogs, innocent people and bystanders. The worst case was the woman taken hostage during a bank robbery. She was shot ten times. All of them by police.

If police become a menace to themselves, there may be change. Until then, I'd bet against it.

Posted by: AoS Judging committee at March 15, 2016 09:38 AM (326rv)

456 435 Its not every day you watch people flock to vote for a life-long liberal Democrat who promises that he's going to be a yuuge Republican.

Posted by: H Badger at March 15, 2016 09:22 AM (n/0Nw)


That's not what you're seeing. What you're seeing is conservatives voting not with their heads, or their hearts, but rather with their middle fingers. We're tired of the same old same-old from the GOPe, we're tired of the GOPe being in cahoots with the Democratic Party, and we're tired of being told to just shut up and keep the borders open so the GOPe donors and corporate interests can get their cheap labor.

And Trump is the only weapon we have to stick our finger in GOPe's eye.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 09:38 AM (xrInd)

457 I'll take one Ted Cruz and one 60's era Raquel from the One Million B.C. poster, thank you very much.

Posted by: dissent555 at March 15, 2016 09:38 AM (VFhMt)

458 stace it happened to me this weekendbut we were all grabbing and steering kids lol

Posted by: FCF at March 15, 2016 09:38 AM (kejii)

459 Stace

The video didn't show what you just described. It just didn't . You can't even see her arm at the point of contact

Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 09:40 AM (zOTsN)

460 Apparently you can't read. She gave no reason why she's voting for Trump.
----------------------

Woops. He was serious.

Posted by: iforgot at March 15, 2016 09:40 AM (pC96u)

461 Cheap oil is bad for their paymasters in the Middle
East and for their ideological allies in Russia. Nothing more
complicated than that. They don't really believe all that ecology stuff
they talk about.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 15, 2016 09:31 AM (QHgTq)

================
That, and campaign donation re-reimbursements via dodgy "renewable energy" ventures with guaranteed federal financing.

Posted by: mrp at March 15, 2016 09:41 AM (JBggj)

462 Sidebar:

The blush is rapidly leaving the Ben Carson rose.


sheesh.

Anybody get the tag off of that waaambulance?

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 09:41 AM (UDiEk)

463 Posted by: iforgot at March 15, 2016 09:40 AM (pC96u)

Maybe you can educate me and tell me why she's voting for Trump since I can't read.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 09:43 AM (PkIg+)

464 Morning Horde.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 09:43 AM (/E+t2)

465 Shame that Paul Nungesser's lawsuit was dismissed. The university made his life miserable.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 09:44 AM (iQIUe)

466 Morning Horde.
Posted by: Arson Wells

Flee! Save yourself! It's too late for us.

Posted by: AoS Judging committee at March 15, 2016 09:44 AM (326rv)

467 there is hit piece on mr. Lewandowski at politico;
so, he quit koch
bros to work for trump; wonder how they feel about that...and then
there is a reporter from wa-po who instigated the fields brouhaha and
was following lewandowski exclusively to write a fair-and- balanced
report on him of course; and now we have a politico piece all inflated
with "concern" from campaign "sources" being "concerned" with
lewandowski's behavior

all i can say is Lewandowski must be effective at what he does - moving trump forward in the campaign

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2016 09:44 AM (c6/9Q)

468 451 Microbots pulling a car.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU8Q7gIdiMI
Posted by: goon at March 15, 2016 09:37 AM (gy5kE)

1. Put a little plastique in each microbot.

2. Give every soldier a clutch of microbots.

3. When a bad guy hides somewhere, send out a swarm of microbots.

4. Swarm of microbots finds bad guy, swarms him, explodes simultaneously.

5. Replace microbots from supplies. Repeat.

Future warfare.

Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 09:45 AM (RD7QR)

469 Anybody get the tag off of that waaambulance?
Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 09:41 AM (UDiEk)

Yeah krak is NOT HAPPY.

On the other hand, see >357 for why this is not a good look for Trump or Carson. "Sleepy doctor," as the internet meme machine mas dubbed him, needs to clarify, explain, or just cover his ass on this.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:45 AM (xuouz)

470 Cheap oil is bad for their paymasters in the Middle East and for their ideological allies in Russia. Nothing more complicated than that. They don't really believe all that ecology stuff they talk about.Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 15, 2016 09:31 AM (QHgTq) They are ideological allies with Russia. What couple of color names their daughter Natasha? Seems rather Russian to me.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 15, 2016 09:45 AM (22uju)

471 "They're great at shooting dogs, innocent people and bystanders. The
worst case was the woman taken hostage during a bank robbery. She was
shot ten times. All of them by police."

LAPD, staking out the neighborhood near the house of fugitive ex-officer Chris Dorner, were watching for his truck, and thought they saw it.

They promptly turned the truck and its occupants into a colander.

The truck was the wrong make, wrong model, wrong year, wrong color, and wrong license to be Dorner's truck. The two occupants were the wrong race, wrong age, and wrong gender to be Dorner.

It was, however, a truck. Let's give the LAPD that much.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 15, 2016 09:45 AM (noWW6)

472 Dude really?
I voted for Cruz in the primary but i WILL vote for Trump if he is the one.
Chill please.

Posted by: FCF at March 15, 2016 09:45 AM (kejii)

473
Yes. Perhaps this might spur change. They're
great at shooting dogs, innocent people and bystanders. The worst case
was the woman taken hostage during a bank robbery. She was shot ten
times. All of them by police.



If police become a menace to themselves, there may be change. Until then, I'd bet against it.

Posted by: AoS Judging committee at March 15, 2016 09:38 AM (326rv)
fuck you

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at March 15, 2016 09:47 AM (0O7c5)

474 Jerry Moonbeam Brown says he will wall off California if Trump wins.




Donald, you magnificent bastard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 09:47 AM (2PHKP)

475 LAPD, staking out the neighborhood near the house of fugitive ex-officer Chris Dorner, were watching for his truck, and thought they saw it.

They promptly turned the truck and its occupants into a colander.

The truck was the wrong make, wrong model, wrong year, wrong color, and wrong license to be Dorner's truck. The two occupants were the wrong race, wrong age, and wrong gender to be Dorner.

It was, however, a truck. Let's give the LAPD that much.
Posted by: torquewrench

I remember that. And that asshole Jack Dunphy, who writes for PJ media, excused it away, talking about how the women were now rich. Let's see if he wants to be deliberately shot to get a payoff.

Posted by: AoS Judging committee at March 15, 2016 09:47 AM (326rv)

476 Maybe you can educate me and tell me why she's voting for Trump since I can't read.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 09:43 AM (PkIg+)

We have been lied to by the Republican party all of our lives, well the time has come for us. I will not happily go along anymore with what they think I should be doing for them, since they do nothing for me. I will not hold hands and sing songs of praise for the nominee they think I should be voting for. I will not be "handled" ever again by the republican party. I will not vote in November if Trump is tossed out of the convention, in order to have someone "they " want, someone they can control. They want a Hlllary victory, I am sure of that. We will not be used by these people again and I am not alone in thinking this. There are millions of us "stupid" voters out here and we are tired of this.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:47 AM (xuouz)

477 Maybe that's why Ace is learning French...


Perhaps Ace sees himself as the dashing Resistance Fighter secretly working to thwart the oppressive and woman's-arm-abusing Authoritarian Regime of Il Duce Trump.

All Resistance Fighters speak French.

And smoke cigarettes.

And are loved from afar by good hearted hookers who want to help the cause, but who still have to put bread and cheese on the table.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 09:47 AM (Zs4uk)

478 Okay, who here wants to see me in one of my yoga poses?

Posted by: Hillary Felon Clinton at March 15, 2016 09:48 AM (22uju)

479 473

Yes. Perhaps this might spur change. They're

great at shooting dogs, innocent people and bystanders. The worst case

was the woman taken hostage during a bank robbery. She was shot ten

times. All of them by police.





If police become a menace to themselves, there may be change. Until then, I'd bet against it.



Posted by: AoS Judging committee at March 15, 2016 09:38 AM (326rv)
fuck you


Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at March 15, 2016 09:47 AM (0O7c5)

Seconded

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 09:48 AM (2PHKP)

480 Who is fed up with Breitbart? Not the readers.

( *raises hand *)

This reader is. Their stupid site is so full of ads, self-playing videos and who knows what javascript crap that I have to make sure I have a boatload of ad and script blockers running, otherwise the site either takes forever to load, does not load at all, or crashes my browser. No, thank you.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 09:48 AM (xrInd)

481
If police become a menace to themselves, there may be change. Until then, I'd bet against it.

Posted by: AoS Judging committee at March 15, 2016 09:38 AM (326rv)
fuck you
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel

Tell that to the family of the woman that was used as a target.

Posted by: AoS Judging committee at March 15, 2016 09:48 AM (326rv)

482 Jerry Moonbeam Brown says he will wall off California if Trump wins.
======
Donald, you magnificent bastard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 09:47 AM (2PHKP)

Economically too, right? An economic wall too, right? You won't take El Jefe Donaldo's filthy lucre, right Jerry? You fucking clown?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:48 AM (xuouz)

483 I thought Politico was going broke?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 09:48 AM (iQIUe)

484 "382
Serious question.

Why did Lewandoski grab Fields in the first place?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 09:16 AM (sLVyZ)"

My guess is that she might have been overly pushy or obnoxious in trying to get next to the candidate and that Lewandowski either overreacted or miscalculated how much force he used.

I don't think that the original incident is that big a deal. It could have been handled with a simple apology and would likely have been forgotten. It was the lie that claimed it never happened and then doubling down on the lie that made a trivial incident into something that is not trivial. The video of the incident shows that the initial claims from the Trump camp were lies. If you are voting for a candidate because you are tired of being lied to, that can be a big deal.


Now we have the Trump enthusiasts doing their reenactment of the Clinton defenders in the 1990s switching from, "It never happened" to "It's no big deal" to "Everybody does it".

I am still going to vote against Hillary Clinton in the general election but this kind of stuff makes me less sanguine about a Trump candidacy.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 15, 2016 09:49 AM (QHgTq)

485 We do not need a career politician. We need an outsider and someone who can connect with actual working Americans. Someone who cares about national sovereignty and the welfare of the citizens of the United States when formulating policy.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 07:53 AM (LXJ1e)

I don't know if Trump telling his manservant Raoul to fetch his slippers and Viagra is considered 'connecting with actual working Americans', but sure, whatever you say.

Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2016 09:49 AM (UWlp+)

486 I see people are still angry.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 09:49 AM (/E+t2)

487 You should desock Blue Hen

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:49 AM (xuouz)

488 Okay, who here wants to see me in one of my yoga poses?

Posted by: Hillary Felon Clinton at March 15, 2016 09:48 AM (22uju)

well, I'm not married yet I guess. So, for Science?

Posted by: IP at March 15, 2016 09:49 AM (aQQbl)

489 It gets better and better...


The new five-year plan reportedly also removes offshore drilling in the Arctic.

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 15, 2016 09:49 AM (mEZce)

490 I've also noticed the transformation of Trump
supporters from ' I support him only to destroy the GOPe '' to ' Trump
will be able to fix what's broken' .
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 09:19 AM (PkIg+)

________

My kid who is voting for Trump is really afraid of Sanders and thinks that DT would beat him. DT v Sanders would be interesting in two very old guys waving their canes and playing Grandpa Simpson, but I am more worried about HC and I think Cruz would do the best against her.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 15, 2016 09:49 AM (MIKMs)

491 I'm so old that I remember when Gentle Ben Carson was the golden picture of success and conservative values , shining like a beacon of reason and beaming down onto the idiot masses.


My, how times have changed since February.

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 09:49 AM (UDiEk)

492 478 Some truth will be shed about Rafael Eduardo Cruz. He had a multi year affair with Katrina Pierson. After they broke it off, she went to the Trump campaign. This will be revealed very soon.
Posted by: Rafael loves Kat at March 15, 2016 09:47 AM (WzbqD)

Just stop. If you must be a troll at least troll competently.

Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 09:49 AM (RD7QR)

493 I feel like everyone in this place the last few days needs a drink and/or a large slice of pecan pie. With butter.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 15, 2016 09:50 AM (+cuAZ)

494 You see, Comrades, all we had to do was wait a few more years and the Amerikanskis were going to do it to themselves.

Posted by: January 2017 at March 15, 2016 09:50 AM (VFhMt)

495 You should desock Blue Hen

Ok.

I still think that too many people are killed by reckless behavior by police.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 09:50 AM (326rv)

496 449
Who is fed up with Breitbart? Not the readers. The reporters? Sorry, but too bad. I have no doubt they hate Trump and have ginned up this Fields story in order to try to inflict damage on him. Who ever hires Fields next does so at their own risk. She has a long track history of being a pain in the ass.

Oh, and tampon head is yelling racism so expect a lawsuit from her.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 09:36 AM (iQIUe)

---------------

The Breitbart resignations - it's amazing the lengths that a group of young nerdy guys will go to just to gain the momentary admiration of a mildly attractive woman.

Posted by: Stay out da bushes at March 15, 2016 09:51 AM (cR/4a)

497 This reader is. Their stupid site is so full of ads, self-playing videos and who knows what javascript crap that I have to make sure I have a boatload of ad and script blockers running, otherwise the site either takes forever to load, does not load at all, or crashes my browser. No, thank you.
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 09:48 AM (xrInd)

Yeah I stopped reading Breitbart a long time ago.

The economic incentive of pushing the Trump angle does not require Trump-funneled-funds to be lucrative. The Trump clicks are real.

Just ask future Persuasion Czar Scott Adams.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:51 AM (xuouz)

498 I voted Cruz


I was firmly in Fields camp until this last video

I used to be a prosecutor

I am not a Trump enthusiast

I am a truth enthusiast

Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 09:51 AM (zOTsN)

499 osted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:47 AM (xuouz)

Seriously? That could be the reasoning to vote for anyone that was not GOPe. Why Trump? Can you tell me why you are voting specifically for Trump?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 09:52 AM (PkIg+)

500 I still think that too many people are killed by reckless behavior by police.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 09:50 AM (326rv)

You're not wrong and I respect your opinion to the extent I think it deserves the full backing of your real nick so people don't go dismissing you as a troll because they don't recognize your name.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:52 AM (xuouz)

501 489 Okay, who here wants to see me in one of my yoga poses?

Posted by: Hillary Felon Clinton at March 15, 2016 09:48 AM (22uju)

well, I'm not married yet I guess. So, for Science?

---

Dude. I've heard of men getting reckless before their weddings, but not like this...

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 15, 2016 09:52 AM (+cuAZ)

502 478 Some truth will be shed about Rafael Eduardo Cruz.

Link it , source it or STFU, troll.

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 09:52 AM (UDiEk)

503 The truck was the wrong make, wrong model, wrong year, wrong color, and wrong license to be Dorner's truck. The two occupants were the wrong race, wrong age, and wrong gender to be Dorner.

It was, however, a truck. Let's give the LAPD that much.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 15, 2016 09:45 AM (noWW6)


Now let me guess: And then, after the LAPD thoroughly investigated itself, it exonerated itself from any wrongdoing, declared itself to be without fault, and then closed the case.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 09:52 AM (xrInd)

504 Re: sidebar Carson item

Something about having established ... haggling over price.

Posted by: speedster1 at March 15, 2016 09:52 AM (vUcdz)

505 I want to thank Presdent Obama for being the best Black Presdent ever. We love our Presdent of Cored and you should to if you wants to be a goad citzen of the United Stats. We hate Bush and call on Presdent Oblama to arrest him now for his crimes against the Americon Peeple !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at March 15, 2016 09:53 AM (KRuzk)

506 487 I see people are still angry.
Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 09:49 AM (/E+t2)

---

Maybe this will cheer some folks up:

KABUL, Afghanistan--At least a dozen Islamic State militants accidentally blew themselves up in eastern Afghanistan Sunday during a botched operation to plant a bomb, a local official said.

http://tinyurl.com/ztzyfvt

Posted by: SMFH while dodging circular fire at March 15, 2016 09:53 AM (rlfds)

507 I'd like to speak to the manager please.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 09:53 AM (/E+t2)

508 474 Jerry Moonbeam Brown says he will wall off California if Trump wins.




Donald, you magnificent bastard.
Wow. the Trump endorsements keep rolling in!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 15, 2016 09:53 AM (kXzR8)

509 I still think that too many people are killed by reckless behavior by police.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 09:50 AM (326rv)

You're not wrong and I respect your opinion to the extent I think it deserves the full backing of your real nick so people don't go dismissing you as a troll because they don't recognize your name.

Got it.

btw, I'm not copying your nick because a link would blow stuff up and I'm too lazy to type it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 09:53 AM (326rv)

510

The truck was the wrong make, wrong model, wrong year, wrong color, and
wrong license to be Dorner's truck. The two occupants were the wrong
race, wrong age, and wrong gender to be Dorner.

It was, however, a truck. Let's give the LAPD that much.



It has 4 wheels. Trucks have 4 wheels.....OMG it's him! Fire!

Posted by: LAPD at March 15, 2016 09:53 AM (0IhFx)

511 Just ask future Persuasion Czar Scott Adams.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:51 AM (xuouz)

Did you read his blog post 3/13
He says the media is creating conditions that could lead to the assassination of Trump
Scary

Posted by: @votermom at March 15, 2016 09:53 AM (cbfNE)

512 Trump wins all nine delegates from Northern Marianas. Surprised me - thought they would be Rubio voters.

Posted by: IC at March 15, 2016 09:53 AM (a0IVu)

513 >>I figgered it for a joke.
Posted by: iforgot at March 15, 2016 09:38 AM (pC96u)

It's important to remember that every pissy, demanding so-and-so on this board is owed an immediate and thorough explanation for a Trump vote or support, no matter the conversation. I keep forgetting that.

There ought to be some kind of very brief conversational macro that stands in for "I'm a Trump supporter, no need to remind me that I'm an intellectual disgrace, I promise not to poop on the carpet..."

Posted by: General Zod at March 15, 2016 09:53 AM (Bdeb0)

514 I can recognize other people may not vote for my preferred candidate and not see it as a moral failing

Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 09:53 AM (zOTsN)

515 Vote for me and all your wildest dreams will come true.

Posted by: Marco "Pedro" Bubio at March 15, 2016 09:53 AM (XgfBI)

516
So, if Trump sweeps FL, ILL, and NC, will Ace have a melt down?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 09:54 AM (iQIUe)

517 I feel like everyone in this place the last few days needs a drink and/or a large slice of pecan pie. With butter.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 15, 2016 09:50 AM (+cuAZ)

==================
A scoop of vanilla ice cream for me, please. I'm old school.

Posted by: mrp at March 15, 2016 09:54 AM (JBggj)

518 Although it is honestly difficult to tell whether America's intensely stupid government mandarinate are operating via such a chain of logic, or whether they genuinely do believe their own ridiculous propaganda that (a) the planet is lethally imperilled by fossil fuels, and (b) that "renewables" are an adequate substitute for fossil fuels.
Posted by: torquewrench
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Agreed. A very large segment of 'green' community do believe that fossil fuels represent (at least indirectly) a threat to civilization.

That group, however, is enabled and indoctrinated by the politically-driven left who justifiably understand that the greenies are very useful idiots. They always have been.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2016 09:54 AM (9mTYi)

519 @478
So what you're telling me is that Cruz is the new Bill Clinton? If we can have that economy too then where can I sign up.

Posted by: dissent555 at March 15, 2016 09:54 AM (VFhMt)

520 Oh, great:

The head of Alphabet Inc's Google self-driving car programme will urge
the U.S. Congress on Tuesday to grant national auto safety regulators
new authority to speed the introduction of self-driving cars on American
roads....

Major automakers and technology companies are racing to develop and sell
vehicles that can drive themselves, but have complained that state and
federal safety rules are impeding testing and ultimate deployment of
such vehicles. California in December proposed draft rules that would
bar autonomous vehicles without human controls and a licensed driver.


Yes, let's definitely grant the Sec. of Transportation more power to ignore safety concerns, lack of adequate safety standards on self-driving cars. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 09:55 AM (NOIQH)

521 Saw the trailer for Seth Rogan's animated movie. Eff that guy for getting funded.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 15, 2016 09:55 AM (VdICR)

522 516 493
I am not lying, it will be revealed soon enough. While Heidi was out of state working, Rafael was banging Katrina Pierson.
Posted by: Rafael loves Kat at March 15, 2016 09:53 AM (WzbqD)

You heard the man, troll. Link, source, or FOAD.

Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 09:55 AM (RD7QR)

523 I can't buy the idea of Cruz having an affair.
Nope, sorry, that dog won't hunt.

Posted by: @votermom at March 15, 2016 09:56 AM (cbfNE)

524 My favorite yoga pose is Downward Sharting Dog. <arf, arf>

Posted by: Hillary Felon Clinton at March 15, 2016 09:56 AM (22uju)

525 It was, however, a truck. Let's give the LAPD that much.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 15, 2016 09:45 AM (noWW6)

Now let me guess: And then, after the LAPD thoroughly investigated itself, it exonerated itself from any wrongdoing, declared itself to be without fault, and then closed the case.

You're good.

Don't forget; they conducted the investigation, the victims HAD to answer to them, the evidence was in THEIR possession and while they were in the hospital, the LAPD was holding press conferences about how it was definitely an accident. Before the 'investigation' even started. All too often, such cases are run seemingly by the Queen of Hearts.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 09:56 AM (326rv)

526 Any news stories with unnamed sources I outright discount. I'm sick of that shite.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 09:56 AM (iQIUe)

527 >>518
So, if Trump sweeps FL, ILL, and NC, will Ace have a melt down?

I'm genuinely worried this primary is going to push him out of political blogging.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 09:57 AM (datdl)

528 508 I'd like to speak to the manager please.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 09:53 AM (/E+t2)


I don't think he's up yet.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 09:57 AM (xrInd)

529 Seriously? That could be the reasoning to vote for anyone that was not GOPe. Why Trump? Can you tell me why you are voting specifically for Trump?
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 09:52 AM (PkIg+)

But why male models?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:58 AM (xuouz)

530 I will solve unemployment by giving you all jobs at the post Office. Of course when I say you, I mean illegeal aliens.

Posted by: John "son of federal worker" Kaish at March 15, 2016 09:58 AM (XgfBI)

531 Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 15, 2016 08:26 AM (i6shs)
----------------------

Yes. Especially about filing charges already. Why is anyone holding back from filing charges against this thuggish assailant, especially when they have solid video evidence of his brutal crime?

Posted by: iforgot at March 15, 2016 09:58 AM (pC96u)

532 >>>530 521
Rafael is no Bill Clinton. His VAT tax will kill the Middle Class. He is beholden to Goldman Sachs. Cruz's theocratic stances will kill him in the general.

Nice to see the Alt-Right making an appearance.

Get ready for a summer of this shit, probably with more White Genocide and 'Dindu Nuffin'.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 09:58 AM (datdl)

533 I don't know if Trump telling his manservant Raoul to fetch his slippers and Viagra is considered 'connecting with actual working Americans', but sure, whatever you say.
Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2016 09:49 AM (UWlp+)

Lol, if I had that type of money, I would be having them fetch too!
*happily pondering*

Posted by: FCF at March 15, 2016 09:58 AM (kejii)

534 @513
I'll always vote Mary Ann over Ginger.

Unless it's Ginger vs. Mrs. Howell.

Posted by: dissent555 at March 15, 2016 09:58 AM (VFhMt)

535 I am not lying, it will be revealed soon enough. While Heidi was out of state working, Rafael was banging Katrina Pierson.
Posted by: Rafael loves Kat at March 15, 2016 09:53 AM (WzbqD)


You've been called out twice on this, troll. Put up or shut up.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 09:58 AM (xrInd)

536 "Now let me guess: And then, after the LAPD thoroughly investigated
itself, it exonerated itself from any wrongdoing, declared itself to be
without fault, and then closed the case."

LAPD refused to release the report from their internal investigation, and they refused to identify the trigger-happy officers.

I have seen speculation that the officers in question came into the department via the mandatory "diversity" push from on high, and are thus politically untouchable no matter how demonstrably incompetent and dangerous they may be. There is precedent for this from other CA police agencies.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 15, 2016 09:59 AM (noWW6)

537 There ought to be some kind of very brief conversational macro that stands in for "I'm a Trump supporter, no need to remind me that I'm an intellectual disgrace, I promise not to poop on the carpet..."
Posted by: General Zod at March 15, 2016 09:53 AM (Bdeb0)

Yeah. Uh. It's not on the carpet.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:59 AM (xuouz)

538 but I am more worried about HC and I think Cruz would do the best against her.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 15, 2016 09:49 AM (MIKMs)


The problem I have with that is that I don't think Cruz can pull crossover voters; I don't think he's that well liked nationally. I also think he wouldn't fight the Dems (Clinton or Sanders) as strongly as he fights against the Party's other candidates. He folded on the 1st Amendment already by criticizing Trump and not the rioters in Chicago. That troubles me greatly, especially for a so-called 'Constitutional conservative'.

Posted by: RickZ at March 15, 2016 09:59 AM (7hoqr)

539 So..Cruz's supposed mistress - is she Muslim Brotherhood? Has she been given access to classified docs for years? Did Cruz rape her?

Hillary and Bill have set the dysfunction bar high.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 09:59 AM (NOIQH)

540 This latest ISIS video of them cutting off the heads of their poor victims is like a Hwd production, I kid you not. Someone with professional directing and editorial skills did it. Have to wonder who...

https://goo.gl/hkZlMe

They cut away after the slitting begins so it is not too graphic.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 09:59 AM (iQIUe)

541 joncelli ... are you a cob ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2016 09:59 AM (zfvHs)

542 "I'm genuinely worried this primary is going to push him out of political blogging."

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I would not blame him one bit.

Posted by: SMFH while dodging circular fire at March 15, 2016 09:59 AM (rlfds)

543


Now we have the Trump enthusiasts doing their
reenactment of the Clinton defenders in the 1990s switching from, "It
never happened" to "It's no big deal" to "Everybody does it".

I
am still going to vote against Hillary Clinton in the general election
but this kind of stuff makes me less sanguine about a Trump candidacy.


Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at March 15, 2016 09:49 AM (QHgTq)

I don't know who these Trump enthusiasts you speak of are. I can't recall anyone saying what you claim they are.
The allegation was made that the woman was assaulted. Nearly thrown to the ground. The man's arm was up in a dramatic flinging motion! Crime of the Century! Hitler! Fascism! Mussolini!

Not one of the videos shown have demonstrated that an assault took place at all. to the contrary, and at most, they show Trump's campaign manager pushing past the reporter. I wouldn't have apologized either.

Posted by: LAPD at March 15, 2016 09:59 AM (0IhFx)

544 I can recognize other people may not vote for my preferred candidate and not see it as a moral failing

*fistbumps ThunderB*


As can I. Of course, I'm down to my fifth or sixth preferred candidate by now, so obviously some flexibility is required.

I don't remember anything as binary as Trump splitting the Horde into warring factions, though, not counting crossbows and the War of Southern Intransigence.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2016 09:59 AM (1xUj/)

545 Posted by: Rafael loves Kat at March 15, 2016 09:57 AM (WzbqD)

In what way is he "beholden" to Goldman Sachs? Because his wife works in their Houston office and is on leave (appropriately)?

This is amateur muckraking bullshit.

Document or shut up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:00 AM (Zu3d9)

546 I'll always vote Mary Ann over Ginger. Unless it's Ginger vs. Mrs. Howell.
Posted by: dissent555 at March 15, 2016 09:58 AM (VFhMt) Me too!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Howell at March 15, 2016 10:00 AM (22uju)

547 474
Jerry Moonbeam Brown says he will wall off California if Trump wins.

Donald, you magnificent bastard.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 09:47 AM (2PHKP)
Sigh, why do I have to live in a state with an idiot governor?

Posted by: IC at March 15, 2016 10:00 AM (a0IVu)

548 KABUL, Afghanistan--At least a dozen Islamic State militants accidentally blew themselves up in eastern Afghanistan Sunday during a botched operation to plant a bomb, a local official said.
-------------------

Perhaps they were resetting the clock forward.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2016 10:00 AM (9mTYi)

549 There is not enough booze in AZ for me to read the dump. Aaaahhhhhh!!!!!

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 15, 2016 10:01 AM (gxIP7)

550 @522 Rafael loves Kat

"If only a Brutus appears."


The Ohio State Univ. mascot? Is it football season already?

Posted by: John at March 15, 2016 10:01 AM (XgfBI)

551 @530

Meh. Nobody's perfect.

Posted by: dissent555 at March 15, 2016 10:01 AM (VFhMt)

552 Perhaps they were resetting the clock forward.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2016 10:00 AM (9mTYi)

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That made me giggle.

Posted by: SMFH while dodging circular fire at March 15, 2016 10:01 AM (rlfds)

553
I'm genuinely worried this primary is going to push him out of political blogging.

I think that would be a good thing for his mental health. I'm just a regular moron, and every day I find myself whipsawing between despair, anger, nihilism and outright hatred at what this country has devolved to in the eight years since that dog-eating crackhead first defiled the Oval Office. I can't imagine how somebody whose job is to chronicle and comment on all this craziness can stay sane and not just go full Charles Whitman.


A throttle down on politics here might be just what the head Ewok needs.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2016 10:01 AM (X6fMO)

554 Lol, if I had that type of money, I would be having them fetch too!

*happily pondering*
============

Hey! What's the current Powerball jackpot?

Posted by: mrp at March 15, 2016 10:01 AM (JBggj)

555 478
Some truth will be shed about Rafael Eduardo Cruz. He had a multi year
affair with Katrina Pierson. After they broke it off, she went to the
Trump campaign. This will be revealed very soon.

Posted by: Rafael loves Kat at March 15, 2016 09:47 AM (WzbqD)
I heard that St. Ted of the Cross likes to wear a diaper when he fools around with Katrina.

Posted by: Agricola at March 15, 2016 10:01 AM (vcMIS)

556 Why is anyone engaging with FanFic Hector?

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 15, 2016 10:01 AM (+cuAZ)

557 548 Ginger or Mary Ann.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2016 10:01 AM (B48dK)

558 I'd like to speak to the manager please.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 09:53 AM (/E+t2)

I don't think he's up yet.



That's the downside of his quitting that whore Twitter. Used to be sometimes you could see his fur twitching over there and know we were about to get content.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2016 10:02 AM (1xUj/)

559 @553

Feel good story of the day.

Posted by: dissent555 at March 15, 2016 10:02 AM (VFhMt)

560 549 525
It will be revealed very soon.


And you know this...how?


Look at the pictures of Rafael and Katrina. The way she looks at him.
Posted by: Rafael loves Kat at March 15, 2016 10:00 AM (WzbqD)


In other words, you've got nothing. FOAD, troll.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:03 AM (xrInd)

561 545 joncelli ... are you a cob ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2016 09:59 AM (zfvHs)

No, that would require responsibility. OregonMuse is, though, and I suspect he/she is on the case.

Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 10:03 AM (RD7QR)

562 >>>In what way is he "beholden" to Goldman Sachs? Because his wife works in their Houston office and is on leave (appropriately)?

Goldman-Sachs is the biggest knock the Alt-Right has on Cruz and they frequently accuse him of being part of some global banking cartel. Jews are probably involved too.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 10:03 AM (datdl)

563 I saw Rafael and Katrina making babies in the supply closet and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

Posted by: Hector Wiggum at March 15, 2016 10:03 AM (+cuAZ)

564 I don't know who these Trump enthusiasts you speak of are. I can't recall anyone saying what you claim they are.


Posted by: LAPD at March 15, 2016 09:59 AM (0IhFx)


Don't even bother. The Trump-haters and Trunmp-supporter-haters just keep repeating this shit over and over. There's no way to stop them so it's not even worth the effort. And it's not just commenters on this site who are doing this. It's strawmen all the way down for them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 15, 2016 10:04 AM (zc3Db)

565 Voting for Cruz today. Will I vote for Trump if he gets the nom? Of course. With Trump there is a greater than zero chance I get some of what I want. With Hilary there is no chance. Simple as that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2016 10:04 AM (kTF2Z)

566 btw, I'm not copying your nick because a link would blow stuff up and I'm too lazy to type it.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 09:53 AM (326rv)

Ugh. I just want to keep things lighthearted, you know? But you can't put link shorteners in the URL field. You're not the first person to complain about this.

Question: how are you copying my name that the link shows up? Am I operating at some sub-optimal level by just viewing this page in a vanilla browser?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 10:04 AM (xuouz)

567 Seems that OM and CBD are about to tag team Hector's ass.

Posted by: SMFH while dodging circular fire at March 15, 2016 10:04 AM (rlfds)

568 Lordy, some trolls are in need of a banning.

Posted by: IC at March 15, 2016 10:04 AM (a0IVu)

569 So I google the Katrina/Cruz thing

This is being spread by the Stop Trump PAC, the NeverTrump list, and The Rick Wilson



I find that interesting. People devoted to stopping Trump focusing their energy on attacking Cruz


So let me say, from the bottom of my heart,

Go Fuck Yourself

Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 10:04 AM (zOTsN)

570 I unintentionally watched John Kasich's post self voting presser. He speaks to the press and the viewers as if they are children. Best part was when he said "I just want to be a good guy." Strange man running a failed campaign.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 10:04 AM (/E+t2)

571 Some truth will be shed about Rafael Eduardo Cruz. He had a multi year affair with Katrina Pierson. After they broke it off, she went to the Trump campaign. This will be revealed very soon.
Posted by: Rafael loves Kat at March 15, 2016 09:47 AM (WzbqD)


WTF do you care? It's just sex. Jealous? Impotent? I believe they sell aids if you can't find a partner!

Posted by: Hadoop at March 15, 2016 10:04 AM (2X7pN)

572 I don't think he's up yet.
Posted by: OregonMuse
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Does he have a butler? We could ask his butler...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2016 10:04 AM (9mTYi)

573 So Hector's back....

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 10:04 AM (NOIQH)

574 I am more worried about HC and I think Cruz would do the best against her.

Posted by: mustbequantum at March 15, 2016 09:49 AM (MIKMs)
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How will Cruz get states that Romney didn't?

Anyways, there's a cynical argument to be made that Hillary won't be the nominee. I'm also concerned about how Trump, Cruz, or The Brokered Cramdown Nominee will do against Biden.

Posted by: iforgot at March 15, 2016 10:04 AM (pC96u)

575 Some truth will be shed about Rafael Eduardo Cruz. He had a multi year affair with Katrina Pierson. After they broke it off, she went to the Trump campaign. This will be revealed very soon.Posted by: Rafael loves Kat at March 15, 2016 09:47 AM (WzbqD)

That's a big story on the DemocraticUnderground website. It's strange, too, how theLeftists on that and other prog sites emphasize Cruz' Hispanic roots by using his full, formal name. It's as if they're convinced we're the knuckle-dragging bigots of their most fevered imaginings.

I'd give it a D for attempts atsemantic manipulation.

Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2016 10:05 AM (UWlp+)

576 >>>I would not blame him one bit.

It's sad. He's pretty much the only political commentator I read regularly.

But the frustration is clearly building as the primary drags on.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 10:05 AM (datdl)

577 Can someone get rid of the troll

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 10:05 AM (mw8Dm)

578 Funny,nobody is more intimate with Goldman-Sachs than the current president and his former Secretary of State .

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2016 10:05 AM (B48dK)

579 @540 torquewrench

"I have seen speculation that the officers in question came into the department via the mandatory "diversity" push from on high"

Most likely correct speculation. There is a correlation between diversity of PDs and increase in charges and lawsuits against same. Considering the lowering of qualifications to meet diversity quaotas, this is the end result.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 15, 2016 10:06 AM (XgfBI)

580 I'm about to excise that stupid troll, but I remember what happened the last time I started monkeying around with the thread.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:06 AM (xrInd)

581 I met MaryAnn at some media event about 15 years ago. Very nice gal. She laughed about the 'competition' between her and Ginger. Was amused when I told her I had had a crush on her. Not so amused when I grabbed her yahoos.

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 15, 2016 10:06 AM (gxIP7)

582 571 hadoop,

Hector catches for his "wife."

Posted by: Harlekwin at March 15, 2016 10:06 AM (bVtr0)

583 >>>I find that interesting. People devoted to stopping Trump focusing their energy on attacking Cruz
So let me say, from the bottom of my heart,
Go Fuck Yourself

Interesting. Had him pegged as Alt-right based on the Goldman-Sachs shit. Oh well.

Can't wait to find out that Kasich is the only hope for America from the same group of shitheels.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 10:07 AM (datdl)

584 I'm about to excise that stupid troll, but I remember what happened the last time I started monkeying around with the thread.

JUST DO IT !

Posted by: NIKE at March 15, 2016 10:07 AM (c6/9Q)

585 @580, Heh OM. It might be worth it. The trolls and their insane rantings are annoying.

Posted by: IC at March 15, 2016 10:07 AM (a0IVu)

586 Look at the pictures of Rafael and Katrina. The way she looks at him.
Posted by: Rafael loves Kat at March 15, 2016 10:00 AM (WzbqD)


You mean the same way you look at animals?

Posted by: Hadoop at March 15, 2016 10:07 AM (2X7pN)

587 Posted by: Rafael loves Kat at March 15, 2016 10:05 AM (WzbqD)

Look at the flowers, buddy. Look at the pretty, pretty flowers.

Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2016 10:08 AM (UWlp+)

588 It was pretty ugly last election cycle between the Romney voters and those who wanted anyone else. I think a lot of us forgot how contentious these threads were back then.

Posted by: Sassy at March 15, 2016 10:08 AM (/krQw)

589 Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:06 AM (xrInd)

I am become OregonMuse, the destroyer of Worlds...

[I got it...]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:08 AM (Zu3d9)

590 so, generally speaking, the campaigns gave directed advocates to go to blogs, political blogs, conservative blogs, and in the comments promote their candidates. right?

i guess that's ok...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 15, 2016 10:09 AM (WTSFk)

591 580 I'm about to excise that stupid troll, but I remember what happened the last time I started monkeying around with the thread.
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:06 AM (xrInd)

Doooo IT! Dooo IT!

Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 10:09 AM (RD7QR)

592 589 They were but this has been worse.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2016 10:09 AM (B48dK)

593 578

I hope they're all using protection.

Posted by: dissent555 at March 15, 2016 10:09 AM (VFhMt)

594 575 Troyriser,

Quite...the calumny on GOP "bigotry" would subside if someone headbutted Billy "burr" Plugg over at Donk Underground.

Posted by: Harlekwin at March 15, 2016 10:09 AM (bVtr0)

595 I remember that Limp Bizkit song.

Keep trollin', trollin', trollin', trollin'.
Keep trollin', trollin', trollin', trollin'.

You wanna mess with Rafael loves Kat? You can't mess with Rafael loves Kat!

Cause he gets it on, every day. And every night.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 10:09 AM (2PHKP)

596 I'm about to excise that stupid troll, but I remember what happened the last time I started monkeying around with the thread.
Posted by: OregonMuse
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Heh. The Amazing Evaporated Thread?
Epic.
Heck, go for it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2016 10:09 AM (9mTYi)

597 I'm thinking Bernie's gonna win IL.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at March 15, 2016 10:09 AM (nFdGS)

598 Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:06 AM (xrInd)

I am become OregonMuse, the destroyer of Worlds...

[I got it...]


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:08 AM (Zu3d9)

That's as funny as it gets right there.

Posted by: IP at March 15, 2016 10:09 AM (aQQbl)

599 When I googled the rumor it didn't come up on DU

It came up on Stop Trump PAC, never Trump, and Rick Wilson


They were spreading it

Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 10:10 AM (zOTsN)

600 I am become OregonMuse, the destroyer of Worlds threads...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:08 AM (Zu3d9)

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:10 AM (xrInd)

601 I don't know how Goldman Sachs became the fulcrum of evil to both the Bernies and the Donalds.

You know what working at Goldman means to me? It means you're really fucking smart and work really fucking hard and have all kinds of ambition.

I got a legit top-10 MBA and Goldman wouldn't have looked at me. Friend who worked for Goldman for years: Stanford MBA, Kennedy School MA, worked on the Hill, smarter than I, and I am pretty fucking smart.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2016 10:10 AM (1xUj/)

602 590 so, generally speaking, the campaigns gave directed advocates to go to blogs, political blogs, conservative blogs, and in the comments promote their candidates. right?

i guess that's ok...
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 15, 2016 10:09 AM (WTSFk)

If they promote it's barely tolerable. If they talk smack it should be a banning offense. But I'm much, much more of a fascist about that than ace and the cobs, and their way is best.

Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 10:10 AM (RD7QR)

603 Oh, shite! Rumor is that Carol gets taken captive again in the season finale. Leave the woman alone! How much can she take?!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 10:10 AM (iQIUe)

604 Strange man running a failed campaign.
Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 10:04 AM (/E+t2)

This is, unfortunately, and against reason, NOT also in a way the story of Obama.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 10:10 AM (xuouz)

605 This happens every campaign season. The bottom feeders float to the surface to do their ugly dance.

Posted by: mrp at March 15, 2016 10:10 AM (JBggj)

606 Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:06 AM (xrInd)

Heh.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at March 15, 2016 10:10 AM (jIgQw)

607 Stand by for troll excision in

3...
2...
1...

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:10 AM (xrInd)

608 *hurriedly digs deeper into foxhole*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2016 10:10 AM (9mTYi)

609 547
474

Jerry Moonbeam Brown says he will wall off California if Trump wins.

Donald, you magnificent bastard.




Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 09:47 AM (2PHKP)
Sigh, why do I have to live in a state with an idiot governor?


Posted by: IC at March 15, 2016 10:00 AM (a0IVu)

Better get out now before the wall goes up. Jerry might forget to build a gate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 10:10 AM (2PHKP)

610 They were spreading it

Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 10:10 AM (zOTsN)

Rick Wilson? Spreading innuendo and falsehoods?

No! Say it ain't so!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:11 AM (Zu3d9)

611 Jerry Brown has threatened to build a wall around CA if Trump wins

I want to know if that is a promise or a threat?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 10:11 AM (mw8Dm)

612 607
Stand by for troll excision in

3...
2...
1...


Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:10 AM (xrInd)


Did anyone else's screen just turn purple??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 10:11 AM (2PHKP)

613 Reminder: Don't paste the troll's comments into yours - these won't be deleted when the ban hammer falls.

Our morning Hectors has returned...

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 10:11 AM (NOIQH)

614 Yo
Three Chitown cops shot yesterday but are going to survive
Prayers to them and their families

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 15, 2016 10:11 AM (5t3iR)

615 This happens every campaign season. The bottom feeders float to the surface to do their ugly dance.
Posted by: mrp
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Kind of like a fecal flotation test?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2016 10:11 AM (9mTYi)

616 607 Stand by for troll excision in

3...
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Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:10 AM (grind)

---

uh oh...

*braces for impact*

Posted by: SMFH while dodging circular fire at March 15, 2016 10:12 AM (rlfds)

617 "I'm thinking Bernie's gonna win IL."

I pray for a few more high profile Sanders victories, and then for Hillary having a full scale alcoholic rage-twitch breakdown live on camera.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 15, 2016 10:12 AM (noWW6)

618 Blood for the blood god, OregonMuse.

Sacrifice this sniveling wretch to Armok

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 10:12 AM (xuouz)

619 Ugh. I just want to keep things lighthearted, you know? But you can't put link shorteners in the URL field. You're not the first person to complain about this.

Question: how are you copying my name that the link shows up? Am I operating at some sub-optimal level by just viewing this page in a vanilla browser?

When I hover over your nick, I see a reference for 'sweetinspirations" and a jpg. I'm using Chrome.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 10:12 AM (326rv)

620 BTW, kids. This is why it's preferable to quote a bit of text from what you're responding to rather than refer to a post #.

The #s get changed when the trolls get napalmed.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2016 10:12 AM (1xUj/)

621 The thread is still here.Success!

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2016 10:12 AM (B48dK)

622 I'm genuinely worried this primary is going to push him out of political blogging.
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Wouldn't blame him. I used to be a news junkie, then stopped watching Special Report, stopped listening to my daily dose of Laura Ingraham and Rush (just too maddening to listen to the state of the world), and stopped reading; got down to skimming headlines. Now even that's almost too much to bear. Started re-watching The Simpsons and posting here a few months ago as methodone. I don't see how a conscientious small-government conservative can keep consuming the news and producing thoughts and content without losing sanity.

Posted by: iforgot at March 15, 2016 10:12 AM (pC96u)

623 @570 Arson Wells

"Strange man running a failed campaign."


Every mediocre Ohio GOP governor (usually fighting with his own party at the state level), goes full retard once they step off in DC. Seen it to many times. My guess is he won't win Ohio, but I haven't bothered looking at the polls.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 15, 2016 10:13 AM (XgfBI)

624 So Brown want to wall off California from the US but not Mexico?
Ummmm

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 15, 2016 10:13 AM (MejEz)

625 Oh, man. There is stuff splattered all over my screen.

Oh, wait... I just sneezed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2016 10:13 AM (9mTYi)

626 If every man in America wears pink underwear *poof* Cancer is cured.



//Roger Goody-real genius


Think of it this way.
Moar wimminz watching games = moar sammiches.

Posted by: DaveA at March 15, 2016 10:13 AM (DL2i+)

627 Zsa Zsa was the best. And she'd make you breakfast in the morning.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Denver at March 15, 2016 10:13 AM (nckx1)

628 I cannot help but think that Scankles is so brain-damaged that she really forgot about Ambassador Stevens and the other guys.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 15, 2016 10:13 AM (1ijHg)

629 Jerry Brown has threatened to build a wall around CA if Trump wins

Not "around". Just eastern and northern walls.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 15, 2016 10:13 AM (zc3Db)

630 607
Stand by for troll excision in

3...
2...
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Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:10 AM (xrInd)

[Drops visor]

[Dives into trench]

Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

631 JUST DO IT !
Posted by: NIKE at March 15, 2016 10:07 AM (c6/9Q)

DON'T

Let your DREAMS

BE DREAMS

Posted by: Inspiring Shia LeBeouf at March 15, 2016 10:13 AM (xuouz)

632 "I'm thinking Bernie's gonna win IL."

I pray for a few more high profile Sanders victories, and then for Hillary having a full scale alcoholic rage-twitch breakdown live on camera.



Why would she do that when they keep awarding her super delegates?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 10:13 AM (sLVyZ)

633 just getting perspective...

hey! i have a joke:

why is hilary like a violin?

she's vile in the debates, she's vile in her speeches, she's vile in her ads...

* clang *

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 15, 2016 10:14 AM (WTSFk)

634 When I googled the rumor it didn't come up on DU

It came up on Stop Trump PAC, never Trump, and Rick Wilson

They were spreading it

Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 10:10 AM (zOTsN)

I use the Images function on Google when checking things out. Seeing pictures and screencaps gives me a kind of gestalt view of a given topic. Cruz and Pierson pix come up a lot on Dem Underground.

You mentioned Rick Wilson. Isn't Rick Wilson the preacher that backed Obama in 2008? The name's familiar because I thought he was a big voice in the pro-life movement and remember being surprised seeing his name as an Obama supporter.

Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2016 10:14 AM (UWlp+)

635 Sacrifice this sniveling wretch to Armok

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 10:12 AM (xuouz)


Yeah, we tried that, but Armok puked him right back up.

He has standards, y'know...

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:14 AM (xrInd)

636 "I don't know how Goldman Sachs became the fulcrum of evil to both the Bernies and the Donalds."

Alex, I'll take Top Five Career Campaign Contributors To Barack Obama for a thousand.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 15, 2016 10:14 AM (noWW6)

637 Jerry Brown has threatened to build a wall around CA if Trump wins

I want to know if that is a promise or a threat?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Someone above is kinda right; I suspect that trump is getting more traction from the negative reactions than for any actual reason.

"The enemy who punches my enemy in the junk is my friend."

Tis hardly the standard of the Founding Fathers, but then, what is nowadays?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 10:14 AM (326rv)

638 I'm in Ohio. My husband is a Cruz supporter but after Cruz has no chance in Ohio and he was disgusted after Saturday and the Cruz remarks. Trump is a businessman. He has met thousands of people in his business career. He has to deal with all types of people and make deals with them. He has surrounded himself with people who are experts, but ultimately he makes the decisions. So different from Obama, who can't take responsibility for any decision he might make. He will not be gentle, I understand, and he won't try to make them all feel good. He seems know when to be forceful and when to back off. Right now, we need forceful and someone who is not scared of hurting anyone's feelings or being politically correct. The PC people are going to get us all killed.

Posted by: Abby Coffey at March 15, 2016 10:15 AM (HBU7W)

639 If that's who Stop Trump PAC, NeverTrump and Rick Wilson are, they can go fuck themselves


This is why people HATE GOPE

Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 10:15 AM (zOTsN)

640 Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2016 10:10 AM (1xUj/)

No doubt that is probably the main attraction between the Cruzes. as the Donald would say, they both have huge brains.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 10:15 AM (PkIg+)

641 actually, anyone could go in there, trump, bernie, etc.

:-D

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 15, 2016 10:15 AM (WTSFk)

642 628 I cannot help but think that Scankles is so brain-damaged that she really forgot about Ambassador Stevens and the other guys.




She forgot she went to funerals and told parents they'll get those responsible for the video?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 10:15 AM (sLVyZ)

643 When I hover over your nick, I see a reference for 'sweetinspirations" and a jpg. I'm using Chrome.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 10:12 AM (326rv)

It's the shortest URL I could find for this particular image. I'd rehost it for brevity but ___ur and every other image site I've tried is blocked from being put into the URL field.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 10:15 AM (xuouz)

644 >>So Brown want to wall off California from the US but not Mexico?

Heh. Says it all, doesn't it?

Wonder when Brown would realize he'd just *officially*made California part of Mexico?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 10:16 AM (NOIQH)

645
Not so amused when I grabbed her yahoos.

Posted by: Badda Bing at March 15, 2016 10:06 AM (gxIP7)
______________________

I know how she feels...



Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 15, 2016 10:16 AM (HSmrB)

646 617 "I'm thinking Bernie's gonna win IL."

I pray for a few more high profile Sanders victories, and then for Hillary having a full scale alcoholic rage-twitch breakdown live on camera.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 15, 2016 10:12 AM (noWW6)

"You fuggin' Brooklyn asshole! You ain't fit to fetch my morning gin! Or even my afternoon vodka! HIC!"

Posted by: Hillary, Headed Round the Bend at March 15, 2016 10:16 AM (RD7QR)

647 Katrina? Nice work Brownie

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at March 15, 2016 10:16 AM (kXzR8)

648 621 The thread is still here.Success!

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2016 10:12 AM (B48dK)


That's because it was CBD who did the actual operation, while I, uh, "supervised".

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:16 AM (xrInd)

649 I don't see how a conscientious small-government conservative can keep consuming the news and producing thoughts and content without losing sanity.
Posted by: iforgot

Try raising kids in the middle of this.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 10:16 AM (326rv)

650 214 That's fine for you, but most of his support comes from very heart of average American demographics.

As the saying goes, "we get the government we deserve - good and hard!"
Posted by: Hadoop at March 15, 2016 08:18 AM (2X7pN)

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Yes, because the elite have done such a good job over the past 25 years.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 10:16 AM (LXJ1e)

651 @617 torquewrench

".. Hillary having a full scale alcoholic rage-twitch breakdown live on camera."


Her Madonna can hook up and do a duet live on stage. That seems to her gig of late.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 15, 2016 10:17 AM (XgfBI)

652 "I'm genuinely worried this primary is going to push him out of political blogging."


We have been an enormous embarrassment to him.

It must be hard to be torn like this. Sure, we've all got those distant cousins who you wouldn't want to caught dead with in public, but they're still family.

Imagine what Ace goes through every day trying to write to the base here and still being able to show his face in the Upper East Side at the cool writer's hangouts.

And with it being election time, it's like your mother told you to take your toothless cousin to the prom.

All your friends are going to see you - with her.

You sure can't go through this sober.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 10:17 AM (Zs4uk)

653 Yeah. I know. It is hard to believe.

What a lying cvnt.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 15, 2016 10:18 AM (1ijHg)

654 Ace of Spades HQ.

Come for the book thread, stay for the bannings.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 10:18 AM (2PHKP)

655 Posted by: Abby Coffey at March 15, 2016 10:15 AM (HBU7W)

I don't know if you were responding to me but thank you for providing your reasoning for voting for Trump.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 10:18 AM (PkIg+)

656 The Rick Wilson is a republican political consultant, Twitter maven, friend of our host, and was pulling for Rubio

First to call names, I have found him impossible to follow this election cycle

Same prog smear tactics in GOPe clothing

So over it

Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 10:18 AM (zOTsN)

657 Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 10:17 AM (Zs4uk)

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 15, 2016 10:19 AM (zc3Db)

658 648. So in a nutshell you're saying you needed the dildo to get the job done right?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 15, 2016 10:19 AM (5t3iR)

659 That's because it was CBD who did the actual operation, while I, uh, "supervised".
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"Ok... connect the red wire to the green wire... no, wait... I think it's the blue wire."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2016 10:19 AM (9mTYi)

660 Marco Rubio thinks that there will come a point when Trump supporters will say, "My God, what have we done?"

I didn't know he was a Talking Heads fan....

Posted by: Lara Logan at March 15, 2016 10:19 AM (WGsYW)

661 Rick Wilson is a common name.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 15, 2016 10:19 AM (1ijHg)

662 Thanks for posting Abby, for all my sticktoitiveness I'm really just another philosophe and I get tangled up in more complicated arguments when complicated arguments are not Trump's strength.

I wouldn't try too hard to explain yourself, though, those who have chosen not to understand you will continue to do so.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 10:19 AM (xuouz)

663 >>I cannot help but think that Scankles is so brain-damaged that she really forgot about Ambassador Stevens and the other guys.

That's charitable. I think it's that the people at the Benghazi consulate, both the dead and the mysteriously absent 30+ ones who survived, have so little importance to her that it didn't surface in her spontaneous thoughts on Libya.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 10:19 AM (NOIQH)

664 Jerry Brown has threatened to build a wall around CA if Trump wins.
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Sure buddy. By the way, how's that High Speed Rail to Nowhere coming along?

Posted by: iforgot at March 15, 2016 10:20 AM (pC96u)

665 Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 15, 2016 10:13 AM (XgfBI

I get that Kasich is trying to contrast himself to Donald and Ted. But he does it in a way that is insincere and weird. You know the former are being themselves, warts and all. The John Kasich I remember from 2003,2004 was different. He seemed more assertive and stood on conservative principles. John 2.0 is what you get from being in DC too long, like you said, and listening to everything consultants say. He's a different man from his days of Newt's speakership.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 10:20 AM (/E+t2)

666 654 Ace of Spades HQ.

Come for the book thread, stay for the bannings.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 10:18 AM (2PHKP)

[Shrugs] It'll have to do until baseball gets started.

Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 10:20 AM (RD7QR)

667 Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 10:17 AM (Zs4uk)

You deserve to be banned. Your constant insults of ace aren't witty or funny . In fact they look to be intentionally provocative to welcome a ban.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 10:21 AM (PkIg+)

668 Wow
The library must open early there

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 15, 2016 10:21 AM (MejEz)

669 >>Marco Rubio thinks that there will come a point when Trump supporters will say, "My God, what have we done?"

Dunno. Have many Obama voters had this sort of epiphany yet?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 10:21 AM (NOIQH)

670 Jerry Brown has threatened to build a wall around CA if Trump wins.
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Sure buddy. By the way, how's that High Speed Rail to Nowhere coming along?
Posted by: iforgot

it'd be fun to watch. He shows up for the groundbreaking, and then sues himself for environmental transgressions.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 10:22 AM (326rv)

671 Googled Katrina Pierson. Evidence inconsistent ... but verdict is unanimous ...

Hittable Status: Very.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2016 10:22 AM (zfvHs)

672 Jerry Brown has threatened to build a wall around CA if Trump wins.
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Maybe it'll keep those UHauls from moving everyone to Texas.

Posted by: Roy at March 15, 2016 10:22 AM (VndSC)

673 >>>We have been an enormous embarrassment to him.
It must be hard to be torn like this. Sure, we've all got those distant cousins who you wouldn't want to caught dead with in public, but they're still family.
Imagine what Ace goes through every day trying to write to the base here and still being able to show his face in the Upper East Side at the cool writer's hangouts.
And with it being election time, it's like your mother told you to take your toothless cousin to the prom.
All your friends are going to see you - with her.
You sure can't go through this sober.

The endless self-victimhood bolstered with insults and snarky condescension. It's what you always bring to the table, jwest. Bravo.

How about you piss off? I don't like you, you don't like me. Let's just ignore each other from now on.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 10:22 AM (datdl)

674 I'm disappointed in my 29-year old half-brother. Over the years, he's gone from idealistically liberal to what he now calls libertarian. He told me a few days ago he would never vote for a liberal. He was going for Trump. Then days later, he switched to Kasich. He texted me this morning that he just voted for Cankles in Ohio because "she doesn't belong in jail."

*bangs head on desk*

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 15, 2016 10:22 AM (pVkEV)

675 443 - Posted by: stace at March 15, 2016 09:33 AM (ozZau)
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Pushing someone is also technically "assault". The issue is the context, the injury, the intent and the damages.

The honest answer is - assume he grabbed her armed and pushed her aside. So? What do you want to do about that? Not because he's a Trump guy, because that matters not. The answer is - nothing. It's de minimis, at best.

"You can sue anyone. The question is - can you recover?"

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 15, 2016 10:22 AM (i6shs)

676 I cannot help but think that Scankles is so brain-damaged that she really forgot about Ambassador Stevens and the other guys.
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According to the lefties, she was referring to U.S. military losses.

She's gonna repeat this ad infinatum, along with "It wasn't prohibited, it was allowed."

Posted by: iforgot at March 15, 2016 10:22 AM (pC96u)

677 "Have many Obama voters had this sort of epiphany yet?"

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The ones in my family? Nope.

They're doubling down with Hillary!

Posted by: SMFH while dodging circular fire at March 15, 2016 10:23 AM (rlfds)

678 John 2.0 is what you get from being in DC too long, like you said, and listening to everything consultants say. He's a different man from his days of Newt's speakership.
Posted by: Arson Wells

I'd wager it's because he's playing to DC, not us peasants.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 10:23 AM (326rv)

679 Joe Hallenbeck is the poor man's Chris Taylor.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 10:23 AM (xuouz)

680 666. Baseball is already over
In fact, when the series is won by a certain team it'll mark the end times as per my wife

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 15, 2016 10:23 AM (MejEz)

681 Something OT for the horde to chew on...

Went to a spring training game this past weekend. Several years ago they essentially banned cigar smoking in the stadiums (something they for some reason banned even before banning cigarettes). Every year since, I go to a game and sit there thinking, "this used to be the perfect moment when I would light up a fine cigar" and get po'd at our nanny state BS. Then it occurred to me, thanks to The Great Obama, I understand there is a place not too far away where I can now go to watch baseball, have a beer, and smoke a cigar. They call this fantastic place "Cuba".

Posted by: WTP at March 15, 2016 10:24 AM (V40IZ)

682 You deserve to be banned. Your constant insults of ace aren't witty or funny . In fact they look to be intentionally provocative to welcome a ban.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 10:21 AM (PkIg+)


I'm sorry... Who the fuck are you?

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 10:24 AM (Zs4uk)

683 George Soros, patriarch of the play-doh progressives, has concerns. Much concerns about this Trump guy.

I. Can't. Even. Begin. To. Wonder. Why.


Billionaire Concern Trolls, activate!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 10:24 AM (2PHKP)

684 According to the lefties, she was referring to U.S. military losses.


For us in the Military the "former" Military types acting as independent security contractors are MILITARY.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 10:24 AM (mw8Dm)

685 jwest I'm a fan so take this as the advice of a concerned friend: the ice you're on is even thinner than you probably think.

Bargaining with Maet for a ban reversal is not fun. Not fun at all.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 10:24 AM (xuouz)

686
Cleanup, aisle 522 please.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 15, 2016 10:25 AM (/wVDI)

687
Missouri primary ballot status:

Cast

Posted by: fixerupper at March 15, 2016 10:25 AM (JmjOe)

688 "You can sue anyone. The question is - can you recover?"

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 15, 2016 10:22 AM (i6shs)


It doesn't matter if the intent is to just harass them by making them defend the suit and having already gotten the accusations out in public. These days the legal process often serves, quite well, as the desired punishment.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 15, 2016 10:25 AM (zc3Db)

689 I'm sorry... Who the fuck are you?
Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 10:24 AM (Zs4uk)

Warning...Warning...system critical

Consult post >685

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 10:25 AM (xuouz)

690 Dunno. Have many Obama voters had this sort of epiphany yet?
Posted by: Lizzy
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Or Perot voters.

Cognitive dissonance is a powerful thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2016 10:25 AM (9mTYi)

691
Oh, never mind. You got it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 15, 2016 10:25 AM (/wVDI)

692 Kansas. . . Michigan State . . . some other team . . .

How am I supposed to make decisions like this while everyone talks and talks! Stop with the "Iran missiles!" and the "Supreme Court!" and "Jobs!" and everything else!

Just. Stop.

I have more important things on my mind.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, SCOAMF To The Stars at March 15, 2016 10:26 AM (TxJGV)

693 So in a nutshell you're saying you needed the dildo to get the job done right?
Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 15, 2016 10:19 AM (5t3iR)

In many ways this is the story of Trump

Posted by: spypeach at March 15, 2016 10:26 AM (nyYhO)

694 Googled Katrina Pierson. Evidence inconsistent ... but verdict is unanimous ...
Hittable Status: Very.
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2016 10:22 AM (zfvHs)

Just disgusting, this is despicable behavior.

*ctrl-shift-N*

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 10:26 AM (xuouz)

695 I don't like you, you don't like me. Let's just ignore each other from now on.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 10:22 AM (datdl)


I don't know if I don't like you. I have no idea who you are.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 10:26 AM (Zs4uk)

696 >>According to the lefties, she was referring to U.S. military losses.

Oh, OK, because attacking our consulate and murdering out Ambassador *isn't* an act of war or anything.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 10:26 AM (NOIQH)

697 I'm sorry... Who the fuck are you?

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 10:24 AM (Zs4uk)

Somebody who just said something that makes sense.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:27 AM (Zu3d9)

698 685. Nah
Just do what I do, bribe Maet with dark chocolate
If you really screw up have bacon on standby

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 15, 2016 10:27 AM (5t3iR)

699 And bring me a sandwich. I'll be working at my desk today for lunch.

How do these Buzzion brackets work?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, SCOAMF To The Stars at March 15, 2016 10:28 AM (TxJGV)

700 >>>>Something OT for the horde to chew on...

I'm going to go buy a short story and smoke it outside. Looks like it's going to be a lovely day. Or maybe save it for the results when Trump wins Ohio and Florida.

Thanks for jogging my memory.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 10:28 AM (/E+t2)

701 According to the lefties, she was referring to U.S. military losses.



So Glen Doherty wasn't there? Nor Tyrone Woods?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 10:28 AM (sLVyZ)

702 Oh, OK, because attacking our consulate and murdering out Ambassador *isn't* an act of war or anything.
Posted by: Lizzy
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They were cinema critics, I understand.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2016 10:28 AM (9mTYi)

703 If this Breitbart reporter cannot prove that DJT hand grip-raped her then we all be contributing to a Pain Med Fund for Ace.

Some of us suckers thought 20 trillion in debt and invasion by the Religion of Peace Warriors was of some concern.

How were we to know about the impending cataclysm of 'the grip'?

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at March 15, 2016 10:28 AM (T5Ui0)

704
SpaceX may have a couple of launches in April but look at all the ruskie launches scheduled:

http://spaceflightnow.com/launch-schedule/

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 10:29 AM (iQIUe)

705 482 Jerry Moonbeam Brown says he will wall off California if Trump wins.
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Donald, you magnificent bastard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 09:47 AM (2PHKP)

Economically too, right? An economic wall too, right? You won't take El Jefe Donaldo's filthy lucre, right Jerry? You fucking clown?
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 09:48 AM (xuouz)

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If they want to go independent, let them.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 10:30 AM (LXJ1e)

706 "Rafael Eduardo Cruz." I think the left is being anti-Latino and trying to scare voters by using Ted's full name.
Remember when we weren't allowed to utter Obama's FULL name, "Barack HUSSEIN Obama?"

Good times....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2016 10:31 AM (WGsYW)

707 625 Oh, man. There is stuff splattered all over my screen.

Oh, wait... I just sneezed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2016 10:13 AM (9mTYi)

Better that than this Mr. Hammer http://tinyurl.com/jg85bxz

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2016 10:32 AM (voOPb)

708 According to the lefties, she was referring to U.S. military losses.

Oh, OK, because attacking our consulate and murdering out Ambassador *isn't* an act of war or anything.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 10:26 AM (NOIQH)
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I don't bother answering their stupidity. I merely expect it to be wearily and condescendingly repeated.

Posted by: iforgot at March 15, 2016 10:32 AM (pC96u)

709 How were we to know about the impending cataclysm of 'the grip'?
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at March 15, 2016 10:28 AM (T5Ui0)

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A grip? Or, a dastardly grab??!!!!1!!!!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 10:32 AM (iQIUe)

710 658 648. So in a nutshell you're saying you needed the dildo to get the job done right?
Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 15, 2016 10:19 AM (5t3iR)

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*Shakes keyboard to get coffee out*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 15, 2016 10:32 AM (kTF2Z)

711 🎶 🎶 🎶 🎶

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

It's a neighborly day in this beautywood,
A neighborly day for a beauty,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?

Won't you please,
Won't you please,
Please won't you be my neighbor?

Spoken: Hi moron neighbor, I'm glad we're together again

🎶 🎶 🎶

🐰 🐱 🐶

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 15, 2016 10:33 AM (mEZce)

712 "I feel like everyone in this place the last few days needs a drink and/or a large slice of pecan pie. With butter."

Or watch some Hillary dance moves:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oFhPWGmSC8

Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2016 10:33 AM (1BQGO)

713 This just in, Iowa does not allow first cousins to marry, but California does.
That is all, make of it what you will, and carry on.

Posted by: IP at March 15, 2016 10:33 AM (aQQbl)

714 Putting butter on pecan pie is a thing?

Posted by: Chupacabra at March 15, 2016 10:33 AM (kZVsz)

715 How were we to know about the impending cataclysm of 'the grip'?

Fields was on with Ben Shapiro last night. She says she was assured that an apology would be forthcoming. Then there wasn't, then she was attacked by Team Trump.

Shapiro lamented at how in the tank for Trump Breitbart has become. Called Andrew Breitbart his mentor and questioned whether he'd cotton to all of this nonsense.

Someone at Breitbart said that refuting Fields' claims would get them more access to Trump hisself.

A lot of people are quitting Breitbart because working there is going to ruin their reputations.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2016 10:34 AM (1xUj/)

716 545 Posted by: Rafael loves Kat at March 15, 2016 09:57 AM (WzbqD)

In what way is he "beholden" to Goldman Sachs? Because his wife works in their Houston office and is on leave (appropriately)?

This is amateur muckraking bullshit.

Document or shut up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:00 AM (Zu3d9)

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Cruz's campaign manager worked for GS. He is GS connected.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 10:34 AM (LXJ1e)

717 706. I thought his real name was Another Damn Texan Cruz
Go figure

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 15, 2016 10:34 AM (5t3iR)

718 "Rafael Eduardo Cruz." I think the left is being anti-Latino and trying to scare voters by using Ted's full name.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2016 10:31 AM (WGsYW)


"Rafael" is really a Jewish name, actually. Lots of Latinos have it but it is very Jewish in its roots and spread a bit through the Marranos.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 15, 2016 10:34 AM (zc3Db)

719 Long time lurker, first time commenter. I am an angry angry conservative who is going to vote for Trump. You have no idea how angry I am. Angry angry angry. So I am going to vote for Trump because he understands my anger. He is angry just like me. He fights because he is angry and that makes me happy, on those rare moments when I am not angrily angry at everything. And don't you dare criticize me for voting for Trump, I'm angry dammit! My anger trumps everything! My anger is all the justification I need for voting for Trump!

Posted by: Trumpbot #298738975 at March 15, 2016 10:35 AM (D4ynZ)

720 685 jwest I'm a fan so take this as the advice of a concerned friend: the ice you're on is even thinner than you probably think.


This is the watered down version. Remember back in the Palin days?

I like Ace and would hate to banned, but he has to be held to certain standards.

He bans those who attack without adding anything to the conversation - those in the back of the mob who can only parrot what the crowd is chanting. That isn't me.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 10:35 AM (Zs4uk)

721 >>>"Rafael" is really a Jewish name, actually. Lots of Latinos have it but it is very Jewish in its roots and spread a bit through the Marranos.

Oh. Well, that just makes the conspiracy theory even worse.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 10:35 AM (datdl)

722 718, "Rafael" is really a Jewish name, actually. Lots of
Latinos have it but it is very Jewish in its roots and spread a bit
through the Marranos.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 15, 2016 10:34 AM (zc3Db)How did he get to be called 'Ted'? No snark, I am just curious.

Posted by: IC at March 15, 2016 10:36 AM (a0IVu)

723 Day four. Descent into madness. Kurtz edition.

Posted by: Angelrsmierez at March 15, 2016 10:36 AM (oifcv)

724 "some "reporter" got her arm grabbed. goes into a meltdown because did not get the acknowledgment she wanted."

And by "did not get the acknowledgment she wanted." you mean "several days of blatant and repeated lies calling her a crazy lying bitch"?

Yeah, can't see why she'd possibly be upset by that.

Your boy lied. Blatantly. Repeatedly. And provably.

Your new pravda is that it was no big deal. So... if your boy is willing to lie (to you, as well as everyone else) about such a trivial (according to you) incident, what's he going to do when it's something important on the line?





Posted by: Trumps of Doom at March 15, 2016 10:37 AM (CcpUn)

725 Cruz's campaign manager worked for GS. He is GS connected.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 10:34 AM (LXJ1e)

I have as many concerns about Teh Squid as anyone, but so far these allegations about Cruz being their puppet is just total bullshit.

Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 10:38 AM (uiVGU)

726 718. I thought Raphael was a turtle name
I'm so confused now

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 15, 2016 10:38 AM (MejEz)

727 680 666. Baseball is already over
In fact, when the series is won by a certain team it'll mark the end times as per my wife
Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 15, 2016 10:23 AM (MejEz)

Dude, the Cubs are soap opera, not baseball.

Posted by: joncelli, gone Shakespearean at March 15, 2016 10:38 AM (RD7QR)

728 How did he get to be called 'Ted'? No snark, I am just curious.

Posted by: IC at March 15, 2016 10:36 AM (a0IVu)


If Eduardo is his real middle name then I would assume as a nickname for that. Lots of people take "Ted" short for "Edward".

Personally, I like "Rafael" and think it is a much cooler name.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 15, 2016 10:38 AM (zc3Db)

729 Did I mention that I was angry? Sure I'd like to have a president who respects the constitution and obeys the rule of law. But really what I want, is a president who is angry just like me.

Posted by: Trumpbot #298738975 at March 15, 2016 10:38 AM (D4ynZ)

730 How did he get to be called 'Ted'? No snark, I am just curious.

His middle name is Edward, Ted is a common nickname for Edward. (See Edward Moore Kennedy).

Father I believe is also a Rafael, so they called him Ted since he was a pup. I have always gone by my middle name for the same reason.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2016 10:38 AM (1xUj/)

731 720 JWest,

Being banned sucks.

One may opine freely on how wonderful vehicular choices are however.

Posted by: Harlekwin at March 15, 2016 10:38 AM (bVtr0)

732 Cruz's campaign manager worked for GS. He is GS connected.

He has cookies? I love cookies...what?

Posted by: that Moron that doesn't get it at March 15, 2016 10:39 AM (326rv)

733 Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 10:21 AM (PkIg+)

Except that Ace has *always* been embarrassed by his readership. *He* is the one that first called the Horde "Morons", and it wasn't meant as an endearment.
Over time he has come to see that we were right about many things, but that doesn't mean he likes the fact.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2016 10:39 AM (GDulk)

734 'How did he get to be called 'Ted'?'

His middle name is Eduardo, Spanish version of Edward. Ted is a common nickname for Edward.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at March 15, 2016 10:39 AM (CcpUn)

735 718, most common names are Jewish, in that they are Hebrew-rooted. From the Bible.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2016 10:39 AM (SRUWQ)

736 I don't care who you are if you make unwanted contact with someone in an aggressive manner you are inviting an ass kicking. I've put hands on a man for less than what Trump's campaign manager did. If I had been standing next to Fields and I saw what he did, Lewandowski would have been wearing his asshole as a hat after I was through with him. When did it become okay to grab and yank a female's arm? Maybe I've been in Texas too long.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 10:39 AM (/E+t2)

737 How did he get to be called 'Ted'? No snark, I am just curious.



Supposedly Ted is the nickname for Edward, not Theodore.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 10:40 AM (sLVyZ)

738 Cruz's campaign manager worked for GS. He is GS connected.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 10:34 AM (LXJ1e)

Wow. That's certainly damning evidence of a vast conspiracy whose goal is to allow Goldman Sachs to control the president.

This is insane paranoia.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:40 AM (Zu3d9)

739 Cruz's campaign manager worked for GS. He is GS connected.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 10:34 AM (LXJ1e)

This Goldman-Sachs degreesof separationstuff is pretty rich coming from Trump supporters, especially since your Fearless Leaderhas extolledthe virtues of gaming the system to his advantage a number of times. Trump has explicitly admitted to buying influence, to buying and selling politicians outright. Connected? Shit, man,according to Trump, Trump was the connection.

Or are you referring to Goldman-Sachs for its Ron Paulish Zionist Banker Cabal conspiracy theory connotations? Or is it a bit of both, a twofer?

Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2016 10:40 AM (UWlp+)

740 "Rafael" was referred to in "BeingThere"

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 15, 2016 10:40 AM (QPdNE)

741 I want a president who is angry and who won't hesitate to smack some bitches around. Because that's what I"m looking for in a leader, and let's be honest, bitches had it coming.

Posted by: Trumpbot #298738975 at March 15, 2016 10:40 AM (D4ynZ)

742 727. Dude, the Cubs are soap opera, not baseball.

This is true and lord knows like my wife and kid they will break my heart again this year

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 15, 2016 10:40 AM (5t3iR)

743 724 Trumps of Doom,

Ms Fields work in NYPD hot aquads, Allen West's libido, and/or Seth McFarlane's oil change yet?

Posted by: Harlekwin at March 15, 2016 10:40 AM (bVtr0)

744 "Supposedly Ted is the nickname for Edward, not Theodore."

There's no "supposedly" about it. Ted is a common nickname for Edward, Edwin, Edmund, AND Thedore.

You've heard of Ted Kennedy, I guess?

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at March 15, 2016 10:41 AM (CcpUn)

745 >>>Or are you referring to Goldman-Sachs for its Ron Paulish Zionist Banker Cabal conspiracy theory connotations? Or is it a bit of both, a twofer?

That's the context I always see it being used in on Twitter. Usually on charts and pictures with a Star of David somewhere in there.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 10:41 AM (datdl)

746 >>I feel like everyone in this place the last few days needs a drink and/or a large slice of pecan pie. With butter."


The power of "and"!!

Hold the butter, though...

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 10:42 AM (NOIQH)

747 719 Long time lurker, first time commenter. I am an angry angry conservative who is going to vote for Trump. You have no idea how angry I am. Angry angry angry. So I am going to vote for Trump because he understands my anger. He is angry just like me. He fights because he is angry and that makes me happy, on those rare moments when I am not angrily angry at everything. And don't you dare criticize me for voting for Trump, I'm angry dammit! My anger trumps everything! My anger is all the justification I need for voting for Trump!

Posted by: Trumpbot #298738975 at March 15, 2016 10:35 AM (D4ynZ)


So you're saying that you're angry, then?

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:42 AM (xrInd)

748 So if I'm keeping this tally straight, Michelle Fields has accused the NYPD, Allen West, one of the Kennedys (?) and Cory Lewandowski of touching her inappropriately.

Am I missing any?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 10:43 AM (r9tFS)

749 738 CharlieBrown's Magic Gizmo,

Even funnier is their ignoring Goggles and Scankles being assholes and elbows tight with GS.

Posted by: Harlekwin at March 15, 2016 10:43 AM (bVtr0)

750 723 Day four. Descent into madness. Kurtz edition.
Posted by: Angelrsmierez at March 15, 2016 10:36 AM (oifcv)

The horror. The horror.

Posted by: Mr. Kurtz goes to Washington at March 15, 2016 10:43 AM (RD7QR)

751 718, most common names are Jewish, in that they are Hebrew-rooted. From the Bible.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 15, 2016 10:39 AM (SRUWQ)


Many are, yes, from the Old Testament.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 15, 2016 10:43 AM (zc3Db)

752 BTW, a car went 'splodey in Berlin today.

A friend asked me about it. It turns out to not be terror, but an organized crime assassination.

Just in case it comes up and people start shouting terrorism.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2016 10:44 AM (1xUj/)

753 ...resignations from Breitbart...

Maybe Breitbart needed some free publicity and also needed to cut costs without looking financially weak.

Fields and others say, "Ok but the only places hiring hate Trump's guts".

So they concoct up this hoax to reduce payroll (also no severance pay and no hit to their unemployment insurance premiums) while getting their former employees jobs with Beck and Soros.

This has done no damage to Trump as far as I can tell. May have helped him a little.

Posted by: bigfoot UFO pilot (just call me squatch) at March 15, 2016 10:44 AM (I0sxh)

754 If you don't support Trump you are a weak beta who deserves to get smacked around by Trump's enthusiastic supporters.

Posted by: Trumpbot #298738975 at March 15, 2016 10:45 AM (D4ynZ)

755 "So if I'm keeping this tally straight, Michelle Fields has accused the...."

You need a pravda upgrade. The "crazy lying bitch" pravda is old and busted. "It was no big deal, bitch was asking for it" is the new hotness.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at March 15, 2016 10:45 AM (CcpUn)

756 Golden Sacks!! Golden Sacks!!

Posted by: Trumpatron at March 15, 2016 10:45 AM (aRUb8)

757 HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PET GERBIL?

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MAINTENANCE and REPAIR at March 15, 2016 10:45 AM (PFy0L)

758 Giggles and Scankles...

Man I like the LG V-10s camera and screen size but its auto-correct needs nutpunched badly.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 10:46 AM (g8Hfr)

759 Time check: 10:48 CDST

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 15, 2016 10:46 AM (2vRRd)

760 >>>755 If you don't support Trump you are a weak beta who deserves to get smacked around by Trump's enthusiastic supporters.

You're not fooling anyone RBpundit.

Get back to the Rubio water mines.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 10:46 AM (datdl)

761 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MAINTENANCE and REPAIR at March 15, 2016 10:45 AM (PFy0L)

Stop.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:47 AM (Zu3d9)

762 Okay, Eduardo = Ted. Got it..but I too prefer Rafael. It has a certain swagger to it.

Posted by: IC at March 15, 2016 10:47 AM (a0IVu)

763 756 Posted by: Trumps of Doom at March 15, 2016 10:45 AM (CcpUn)


Perhaps it wopuld have behooved the "smelling salts" brigade to take a good look at whether or not the brave reporterette was in fact a Walter Mitty in drag...?

Not my fault she is a known liar.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 10:47 AM (g8Hfr)

764 Assisted suicide in CA.? The whole State is committing suicide and they don't need any assistance doing it...

Posted by: donna at March 15, 2016 10:47 AM (/dSsq)

765 688 - Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 15, 2016 10:25 AM (zc3Db)

Absolutely. "Harass". The procedure is the punishment. Anyone can make any claim, and their power is getting the Internet mob after their target for what amounts to nothing after all the evidence is in. That's why my take is - if it isn't at least brought in front of a judge with oaths taken and perjury risked, your claim is a fart in a hurricane. Put your own skin at risk, stand in front of that judge, and then I'll take you seriously. Getting paid to do an interview on Fox isn't the same venue.

That's why you don't give any attention to these drama queen issues for at least a week, and by then, at least some evidence trickles in and you get a better picture of what happened. That way, anyone that donned their white armor to run to Mi'lady's defense, or slapped a Make America Great Again hat on a convict doesn't look like a f*cking idiot by supporting a baseless claim and worse, doubling and tripling down on it so as to mitigate that idiocy.

Don't believe everything that you read. Due Process. Innocent until proven guilty. The charging party carries the burden of proof on the claim. Why must we be reminded of this?

Because virtue signaling is a hell of a drug.

Nobody is doubling down on this claim for HER - they are doing it for their own ego. Trump's lacky can't admit fault? Some of us need to look in the mirror.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 15, 2016 10:47 AM (i6shs)

766 Re: California's assisted suicide bill.

This week, the 14 year old girl who was shot by the Uber driver in Michigan and was pronounced dead by the hospital MD's, parent's preparing to donate her organs, etc. has been moved out of the hospital to a rehab center. She has spoken to her parents.

She was shot in the frontal lobe, and will have memory issues.

She cannot remember what happened but has said something about a man and a gun. She has told her parents she loves them.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2016 10:47 AM (rKNmI)

767 So... when do you think pixy will reset the official Ace o' Spades atomic clock?

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:47 AM (xrInd)

768 Sorry CBD!

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 15, 2016 10:47 AM (PFy0L)

769 I just love the story about Hellfires headed to Portland.
What's next? Damnation in Seattle?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 15, 2016 10:47 AM (r65B3)

770 So did the comments move to Central Time Zone or do they not recognize DST?

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 15, 2016 10:48 AM (2vRRd)

771 752 Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2016 10:44 AM (1xUj/)


Also not like the lines blur...

was the aroma around the organized crime garlic, sauerkraut, or goat's ass?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 10:48 AM (g8Hfr)

772 >>Am I missing any?

She's also claimed that Seth MacFarlane hit on her at a gas station back when she was in high school (or maybe college?).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 10:49 AM (NOIQH)

773 Wait, is socking a banned commenter itself a bannable offense?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 15, 2016 10:49 AM (9krrF)

774 Whoa. Things are getting kinda heated around here.

I suppose this would be a bad time to announce a new line of Donald Trump profiles on black velvet, wouldn't it?

Posted by: mrp at March 15, 2016 10:49 AM (JBggj)

775 Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 15, 2016 10:47 AM (PFy0L)

No problem.

Just that it may get you noticed by the guys who swing a very large, heavy hammer.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:49 AM (Zu3d9)

776 757
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PET GERBIL?

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MAINTENANCE and REPAIR at March 15, 2016 10:45 AM (PFy0L)

What ya lookin' at me for?

Posted by: Richard Gere at March 15, 2016 10:49 AM (aRUb8)

777 498 -Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 09:51 AM (zOTsN)
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Amen, brother (sister)?

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 15, 2016 10:49 AM (i6shs)

778 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MAINTENANCE and REPAIR at March 15, 2016 10:45 AM (PFy0L)

Stop.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:47 AM (Zu3d9)

Ace explained to me a few nights ago this was basically Maet's writings and doings.

Or did I misunderstand?

Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 10:50 AM (uiVGU)

779 "Perhaps it wopuld have behooved the "smelling salts" brigade "

Perhaps it would have behooved your personal Lord and Savior, Donald Trump, to, oh, I don't know, not lied about what happened? Repeatedly?

Please do continue trying to spin this, though. It's most amusing to watch you TrumpBots fly this right into the ground.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at March 15, 2016 10:50 AM (CcpUn)

780 ...Trump has explicitly admitted to buying influence, to buying and selling politicians outright...

Now an anti-Trumper is calling Trump an honest man?

The average man has been shut out of the market in politicians. Think of Trump as a political mutual fund.

Posted by: bigfoot UFO pilot (just call me squatch) at March 15, 2016 10:50 AM (I0sxh)

781 So did the comments move to Central Time Zone or do they not recognize DST?

It's interesting that the comments stayed on EST after Ace did his anti EDT rant.

It's almost as if it were a sub rosa protest.

Except that would require planning, intent, and execution.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2016 10:50 AM (1xUj/)

782 I have as many concerns about Teh Squid as anyone, but so far these allegations about Cruz being their puppet is just total bullshit.
Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 10:38 AM (uiVGU)

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Not to mention the tens of millions of dollars he's gotten from the financial industry.

That's true.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 10:50 AM (LXJ1e)

783 Just got done pulling the primary lever. And I voted.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 10:51 AM (0mRoj)

784 Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 10:48 AM (g8Hfr)

Or borscht? Have there always been this many flavors of organized crime?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2016 10:51 AM (GDulk)

785 776
757

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PET GERBIL?



Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE MAINTENANCE and REPAIR at March 15, 2016 10:45 AM (PFy0L)

GET ME OUTTA HERE!!

Posted by: Richard Gere's gerbil at March 15, 2016 10:51 AM (aRUb8)

786 Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 15, 2016 10:49 AM (9krrF)

No, but using the same style will get you noticed by some unforgiving people behind the scenes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:51 AM (Zu3d9)

787 Reposting because it can never be repeated enough and illustrates why Trump is the front runner.

The GOP has controlled the house for 18 of the last 22 years, the senate for 12 of the last 22 years and the presidency for 8 of the last 22 years and and what have we gotten?

A national debt that has gone from 5 trillion to 20 trillion and is for all intents and purposes unpayable, wars without end, massive illegal immigration, the eroding of our sovreignty, the erosion of our liberty, massive expansions of leviathan, sitting idly by as a rogue executive runs roughshod over the constitution an on and on.

The GOP as currently constituted and operated is an unmitigated disaster.

They are not a legitimate governing party they are a fraud, a sham, a mockery of a political party.

They must be destroyed, I hope this is the election that puts the nail in the coffin of the GOP.


And here's the kicker, they could have so easily taken away all of Trumps fire and monmentum by co-opting his stances, anger and fire, but since they are all owned and operated by the COC, establishment and imbedded ruling cartels they tried to denigrate, tamp down and deligitimze the rightful anger at the ruling class.

So when Trumps the nominee I fully expect the establishment to burn it down rather than be led by the voters choice of candidate.

The GOP is a useless deactivated husk of a fraudulent political party and deserves and needs to be destroyed.

Posted by: Kreplach at March 15, 2016 10:51 AM (/YRrt)

788 I wonder if Amazon sells hellfires
For home defense of course

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 15, 2016 10:52 AM (5t3iR)

789 736 Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 10:39 AM (/E+t2)


If she were a "civilian" and not a "reporter in the scrum" I'd agree....but she chose to slam dance in a profession that can get you manhandled....

lest we forget the Donkey party had some leftard on leftard J-list violence involving a chokeslam and Time Magazine.

Ms Fields chose to place those ta-tas she insists everyone on Earth wants to touch in the line of contact.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 10:52 AM (g8Hfr)

790 773 Wait, is socking a banned commenter itself a bannable offense?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 15, 2016 10:49 AM (9krrF)


No, but you're taking a big risk that you'll get banned by mistake. So it's a dangerous practice.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:52 AM (xrInd)

791 782 I have as many concerns about Teh Squid as anyone, but so far these allegations about Cruz being their puppet is just total bullshit.
Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 10:38 AM (uiVGU)

----------------------

These are facts:

1) Cruz's wife works for GS

2) Cruz's campaign manager worked for GS

3) Cruz has gotten millions in donations from the financial industry

Whether that means he is a puppet or not is for each to decide.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 10:53 AM (LXJ1e)

792 788 Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 15, 2016 10:52 AM (5t3iR)

I'd prefer a TOW-II C...

Hellfires are pretty heavy and screw up your launch medium.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 10:53 AM (g8Hfr)

793 780
...Trump has explicitly admitted to buying influence, to buying and selling politicians outright...






Posted by: bigfoot UFO pilot (just call me squatch) at March 15, 2016 10:50 AM (I0sxh)

I don't see anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Ben Carson at March 15, 2016 10:53 AM (aRUb8)

794 Or did I misunderstand?

Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 10:50 AM (uiVGU)

Nope. But it's irritating and will attract attention.

All caps is pretty much the most unpleasant thing one can do, aside from cutting and pasting from MS Word.

And farting under the covers.

And double-dipping.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:53 AM (Zu3d9)

795 No, but you're taking a big risk that you'll get banned by mistake. So it's a dangerous practice.

Huh. Wasn't planning on it m'self but thought for a moment someone was socking MUMR, of all people.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 15, 2016 10:54 AM (9krrF)

796 Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2016 10:44 AM (1xUj/)


Also not like the lines blur...

was the aroma around the organized crime garlic, sauerkraut, or goat's ass?


I would guess borscht.

They don't give the dead guy's name, but say he's been charged with money laundering, bribery and such....

Oh, wait. Just checked another source. Dead guy was a Turk. Also a cocaine dealer. It wasn't a suicide bomb gone wrong, it was a bomb planted under his car.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2016 10:54 AM (1xUj/)

797 788 I wonder if Amazon sells hellfires
For home defense of course
Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 15, 2016 10:52 AM (5t3iR)

Well, they were talking about drone delivery, so that is the next logical step.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 10:54 AM (0mRoj)

798 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:53 AM

And making someone watch a cricket match.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 15, 2016 10:54 AM (PFy0L)

799 Whether that means he is a puppet or not is for each to decide.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 10:53 AM (LXJ1e)


What metric would YOU use to decide that?Just curious.

Posted by: Mimzey at March 15, 2016 10:54 AM (aRUb8)

800 I Want This --

http://tinyurl.com/jky3zvh

(Daily Mail)

A ring gun. A 6 shooter ring gun. Even its name is cool --

Le Petit Protector

Bidding starts at about $2200. Maybe Mr. Moo Moo will buy it for me, I said something nice about him once...

Okay, it's not a skull gun but it'll do until that comes along.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2016 10:55 AM (gyKtp)

801 Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 15, 2016 10:54 AM (9krrF)

They were, or at least socking the cob reprints of MUMR.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2016 10:56 AM (GDulk)

802 All caps is pretty much the most unpleasant thing one can do, aside from cutting and pasting from MS Word.

And farting under the covers.

And double-dipping.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:53 AM (Zu3d9)


And linking to pics of Hillary! twerking in yoga pants.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:56 AM (xrInd)

803 What metric would YOU use to decide that?Just curious.
Posted by: Mimzey at March 15, 2016 10:54 AM (aRUb

Imperial units, please. This is America.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 10:56 AM (0mRoj)

804 All caps is pretty much the most unpleasant thing one can do,


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:53 AM (Zu3d9)


NO, IT'S NOT!!!

Posted by: Cher at March 15, 2016 10:56 AM (aRUb8)

805 792. Good point
I'd prefer a TLAM system but I'd have to use the kid's bedroom and make her sleep in the tub

.....I'm not seeing a downside

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 15, 2016 10:56 AM (5t3iR)

806 Terrorism and the drug trade are not mutually exclusive you know

Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 10:56 AM (zOTsN)

807 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2016 10:39 AM (GDulk

So you believe ace was wrong and get to tell him so but if ace tells you he believes you are wrong and tells you so , it's okay to insult him ?

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 10:56 AM (PkIg+)

808 Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 15, 2016 10:54 AM (9krrF)

The problem is that banning can happen, seemingly without reason. As many of us know, Minx 0.7 Alpha is self-aware, but sort of...special....in a "retarded cousin who is kept in the attic" sort of way.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:56 AM (Zu3d9)

809 784 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2016 10:51 AM (GDulk)


I remember being at a LE lecture wherein the person stated pervasive Organized Crime is an indicator that a government may have too many regulations and unevenly enforced law.

Said it initially sprung up as a defense mechanism to use occupying graft windows to allow local populations to subvert government overreach.

Pretty hard to get more stifling and senseless from a regulatory and unevenly applied law standpoint than the land of the EU Banana....

Look for Americans to embrace OC again like they did in the 20s-80s unless I miss my guess.

Ours will smell like steak, fries, and pizza.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 10:57 AM (g8Hfr)

810
Except that Ace has *always* been embarrassed by his readership. *He* is the one that first called the Horde "Morons", and it wasn't meant as an endearment.

**frowns**

OK, I don't get that. If Ace is embarrassed by his readership, then why does he blog at all? The money can't be that good. If he wanted to be "liked" and "respected," he could just go full progtard and join such bastions of intellect and probity as Jharles Chonson and Oliver "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?" Willis.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2016 10:57 AM (X6fMO)

811 OK, I see it, sometimes MUMR is all-caps and sometimes it actually understands proper use of capitalization.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 15, 2016 10:58 AM (9krrF)

812 728
If Eduardo is his real middle name then I would assume as a nickname for that. Lots of people take "Ted" short for "Edward".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 15, 2016 10:38 AM (zc3Db)
---------------
His middle name is Edward.
His mother is an Anglo---- from Delaware, I think.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 15, 2016 10:58 AM (T/5A0)

813 Imperial units, please. This is America.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 10:56 AM (0mRoj)
Well, that settles it. If it's Imperial units, it's Trump. His Imperial units are the best...and the biggest, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Mimzey at March 15, 2016 10:58 AM (aRUb8)

814 My biggest issue with the shock trooper tactics of the Trumpenproletariat brigades is that for all the whinging they (we?) do about Cruz supporters being #nevertrumpers, there's a hell of a lot of unnecessary character assassination and underhanded BS thrown at Cruz.

I don't go in for it. I like Cruz just fine and would vote for him for president, happily. But it still reflects on me.

Part of the appeal of Trump, for me, is that HE is the attack dog. Where Bush and McCain and Romney all held themselves above the fray, never hitting back, never even defending themselves, thereby putting the onus of defending them squarely and entirely on the shoulders of their supporters, on my social capital, on my rhetorical ability, on my willingness to stand up to attacks from left, right, and center, from academia, media, entertainment, individuals in my own life.

Trump is the lightning rod. So, MAGA, jwest...why not just let him take the lead on this shit? He's the one in the race, it's justifiable for him to call Cruz "Lyin Ted" I don't see a need to do it myself. I've got my own contrarian thang goin on, you know?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 10:58 AM (xuouz)

815 Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 10:56 AM (PkIg+)

My point was that jwest wasn't incorrect about Ace's attitude. And yes, I have been personally insulted by Ace while remaining polite.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2016 10:58 AM (GDulk)

816 His mother is an Anglo---- from Delaware, I think.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille

Nothing good comes from there; trust me on this.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 10:59 AM (326rv)

817 796 Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2016 10:54 AM (1xUj/)


so goat's ass...

Terrorism is funded by OC activity....

there was a brutal truth to John Gotti's imputed lamentation that 9/11 Woulda Nevvah Happened if the feds had left us alone.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 10:59 AM (g8Hfr)

818 All caps is pretty much the most unpleasant thing one can do, aside from cutting and pasting from MS Word.

And farting under the covers.

And double-dipping.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:53 AM

--------

I was with you all the way until double-dipping.

Posted by: Huma at March 15, 2016 10:59 AM (2vRRd)

819 Posted by: SaltyDonnie at March 15, 2016 10:47 AM (i6shs)

^^^
That.

Posted by: WTP at March 15, 2016 10:59 AM (sPO/s)

820 OK, I see it, sometimes MUMR is all-caps and sometimes it actually understands proper use of capitalization.

I think the all-caps is the real MUMR. The comments sometimes get substituted which is the properly-formatted version (I think), before they get deleted away into the ether.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 15, 2016 10:59 AM (PFy0L)

821 They are not a legitimate governing party they are a fraud, a sham, a mockery of a political party.


Posted by: Kreplach at March 15, 2016 10:51 AM (/YRrt)

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On the one hand you have the Democrat party, a barely hidden criminal organization which main purpose is to enrich its leadership through intimidation, racketeering and other ventures while dividing the country upon every conceivable fault line.

On the other hand you have the Republican party, a virtually useless organization which main purpose is to enrich its leadership while letting the other party do what it wants.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 11:00 AM (LXJ1e)

822 Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 15, 2016 10:54 AM (PFy0L)

Spent a rainy Saturday afternoon in a bar in Sydney harbor watching cricket and being tutored by the bartender.

Three hours later....I was drunk and knew no more about cricket than I had when the afternoon began.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 11:00 AM (Zu3d9)

823 >>>OK, I don't get that. If Ace is embarrassed by his readership, then why does he blog at all? The money can't be that good. If he wanted to be "liked" and "respected," he could just go full progtard and join such bastions of intellect and probity as Jharles Chonson and Oliver "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?" Willis.

He also refuses to put adds in the comments, cutting into his revenue, so that we don't have to censor ourselves.

Can't imagine a guy that 'embarassed' by his readers allowing them more freedom for fuck fart ass tits dogshit Obama.

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 11:00 AM (datdl)

824 816 His mother is an Anglo---- from Delaware, I think.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille

Nothing good comes from there; trust me on this.
Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 10:59 AM (326rv)

Two words: Joe Biden.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 11:00 AM (0mRoj)

825 Embarrassed is a term of endearment in this case, methinks.


Of course, Ace might also be a progressive pollster keeping a finger on the pulse of the unwashed. Thankless job, really.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:00 AM (2PHKP)

826 Now an anti-Trumper is calling Trump an honest man?

The average man has been shut out of the market in politicians. Think of Trump as a political mutual fund.Posted by: bigfoot UFO pilot (just call me squatch) at March 15, 2016 10:50 AM (I0sxh)

I didn't sayTrump was honest. I saidTrump has publicly admitted doing corrupt and unethical things. There is a big difference between an honest man and a man who unthinkinglyblurts out self-incriminating verbal dumps. Too bad his followers can't tell the difference.

Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2016 11:01 AM (UWlp+)

827 Said it initially sprung up as a defense mechanism to use occupying graft windows to allow local populations to subvert government overreach.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 10:57 AM (g8Hfr)


I once read somewhere that what we now know as the "mafia" started out as a number of families in 18th century Sicily who banded together to protect themselves against the double-whammy of a corrupt Church and a corrupt government. And then later on descended into organized crime.

Don't know if this is right, but it sounds plausible.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 11:01 AM (xrInd)

828 Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 10:39 AM (/E+t2)

I'm in Texas, and I think given the situation at that moment, you're overreacting.

Could it have been handled differently after? Sure. But that opportunity went away the moment she went into bullshit drama mode with the WaPo reporter, which was within seconds.

Good for them to go after a lying drama queen.

Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 11:01 AM (NHQQx)

829 All idiot bush had to do was secure the border and none of this trump shit would be happening! We had 9-11 and he still didnt secure the border. He could have passed that bill on 9-12 with bipartisan support given the public outrage of foreginers coming into america and killing 3 thousand people, but instead he did nothing, told us islam was peace and tried to pass amnesty wih ted kennedy!

Posted by: Duncan MacLeod, The Highlander at March 15, 2016 11:02 AM (/Owtt)

830 I would watch a cricket match. You sit out on lawn chairs drinking gin and politely clap as you get soused. Sounds wonderful.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 11:02 AM (iQIUe)

831 Ms Fields chose to place those ta-tas she insists everyone on Earth wants to touch in the line of contact.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 10:52 AM (g8Hfr)

I ask myself, "If that were my mother or sister, would I put up with that?". I then act accordingly.

Let's be honest here, she wasn't standing in the crowd at an MMA fight watching a fighter going by. She's a reporter asking a question and that weasel couldn't resist being himself around someone he perceived to be no threat physically.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 11:02 AM (/E+t2)

832 804 All caps is pretty much the most unpleasant thing one can do,


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:53 AM (Zu3d9)


NO, IT'S NOT!!!
Posted by: Cher at March 15, 2016 10:56 AM (aRUb



(fart)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 11:02 AM (sLVyZ)

833 832 804 All caps is pretty much the most unpleasant thing one can do,


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2016 10:53 AM (Zu3d9)


NO, IT'S NOT!!!
Posted by: Cher at March 15, 2016 10:56 AM (aRUb



(fart)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 11:02 AM (sLVyZ)

*double dips*

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 11:02 AM (0mRoj)

834 Rush is about to start, be back in about 20...

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 11:03 AM (xrInd)

835 >823 = Thread winnahhh

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:03 AM (xuouz)

836
I would watch a cricket match. You sit out on lawn chairs drinking gin and politely clap as you get soused. Sounds wonderful.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 11:02 AM (iQIUe)

Well whaddaya know, around here we call that little league.

Posted by: IP at March 15, 2016 11:04 AM (aQQbl)

837 My point was that jwest wasn't incorrect about Ace's attitude. And yes, I have been personally insulted by Ace while remaining polite.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2016 10:58 AM (GDulk)

Ace grabbed my arm. I almost fell out of my chair.

I mean, I felt like I could have fallen out of my chair.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:04 AM (xuouz)

838 Three hours later....I was drunk and knew no more about cricket than I had when the afternoon began.

Gawd, I've had cricket explained to me dozens of times. By Brits, Indians, the BBC, and by actual people playing cricket near my softball game.

I still have no actual idea what it is. There are bats and runs and innings and centuries and none of them mean what the word means.

I think it might be an Anglosphere version of Calvinball that they use to vex Americans.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2016 11:04 AM (1xUj/)

839 779 Posted by: Trumps of Doom at March 15, 2016 10:50 AM (CcpUn)


My lord and savior Donald Trump sport?

Hi I'm Sven J Olafson, I am the original "Trump is a Clinton ringer" poster Tiger...

That I plan to use him to obliterate the GOP does not mean I buy his con...

I just plan to use the ringer to get my way since the GOPe is bound and determined not to back Cruz.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:04 AM (g8Hfr)

840 823 = Thread winnahhh

Kiss ass...........second that.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 15, 2016 11:05 AM (326rv)

841 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2016 10:57 AM (X6fMO)

I have a lot of respect for Ace in that he doesn't shut down the club house due to disagreeing with us yahoos who have made ourselves at home. It is the Horde I came for though and the Horde is the reason I stay, even the ones *I* am embarrassed by (some of whom support the same candidate I do).

As to why he would do that, I have no idea. I certainly couldn't. Maybe it requires being masochistic?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2016 11:05 AM (GDulk)

842 831 Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 11:02 AM (/E+t2)


Had I been on site and not known her history I'd be the first to agree.

She is who she is and given her prior antics I do not believe her motives end of story.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:05 AM (g8Hfr)

843 837 My point was that jwest wasn't incorrect about Ace's attitude. And yes, I have been personally insulted by Ace while remaining polite.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2016 10:58 AM (GDulk)

Look Ace can get as pissed as We do about all this crap... I just try to go with the flow.... I like to read what you Morons/Ettes have to say, most of the time, but I do have another life outside here... Well sort of....

Posted by: donna at March 15, 2016 11:06 AM (/dSsq)

844 Of course, Ace might also be a progressive pollster keeping a finger on the pulse of the unwashed. Thankless job, really.


He yelled at all the pollsters earlier this year. Something along the lines of "you spend all that money and still don't understand the base. You know, the comments section is free. You could just read it!"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 15, 2016 11:06 AM (1xUj/)

845 Approximately 850 comments



Show of hands who changed who they are voting for or supporting

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 15, 2016 11:07 AM (mEZce)

846 827 Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 11:01 AM (xrInd)


There's truth to that...there is also truth to the Israelites having engaged in OC like activity during the Roman occupation....

probably as old as time.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:07 AM (g8Hfr)

847 845 Approximately 850 comments



Show of hands who changed who they are voting for or supporting
Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 15, 2016 11:07 AM (mEZce)


good point...

Posted by: donna at March 15, 2016 11:07 AM (/dSsq)

848 Show of hands who changed who they are voting for or supporting

I'm now on team SMOD.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 15, 2016 11:07 AM (eytER)

849 >>>I'm in Texas, and I think given the situation at that moment, you're overreacting.

You live in Austin?

Just kidding.

Your disdain for Fields aside, She didn't provoke Lewandowski's actions. That's the part that I disagree with. That and he has no class or respect for others.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 11:07 AM (/E+t2)

850 "Good for them to go after a lying drama queen."

Let's see if I have your position correct.

She said he grabbed her. He did. That makes her a "lying drama queen."

He said he didn't touch her. He did. That makes him a fine, upstanding, paragon of honesty.

Is that your thesis here? Really?

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at March 15, 2016 11:08 AM (CcpUn)

851 I saidTrump has publicly admitted doing corrupt and unethical things.

When did he do that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 11:08 AM (mw8Dm)

852 Trump is the lightning rod. So, MAGA, jwest...why not just let him take the lead on this shit? He's the one in the race, it's justifiable for him to call Cruz "Lyin Ted" I don't see a need to do it myself. I've got my own contrarian thang goin on, you know?
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 10:58 AM (xuouz)

-----------------------

The crap flung at Cruz is minor compared to what is thrown at Trump (der Fuhrer, wants to have sex with his daughter, this stupid Fields thing, etc).

I've tried nothing but to point out facts about Cruz, when I comment on him at all. And most of that is in response to what I consider to be misinformation propagated by Cruz supporters.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 11:09 AM (LXJ1e)

853 851 I saidTrump has publicly admitted doing corrupt and unethical things.

When did he do that?

Not to worry, we'll fill You in


Sincerely, The MSM...

Posted by: donna at March 15, 2016 11:09 AM (/dSsq)

854 848 Show of hands who changed who they are voting for or supporting

I'm now on team SMOD.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks



Team L.I.B.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 11:09 AM (sLVyZ)

855 Let's be honest here, she wasn't standing in the crowd at an MMA fight watching a fighter going by. She's a reporter asking a question and that weasel couldn't resist being himself around someone he perceived to be no threat physically.
Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 11:02 AM (/E+t2)

A major part of her story that everyone seems to be glossing over is that she claims she didn't hear the announcement that they were done with questions. She has every right in the world to ask questions, she doesn't have a "right" to do so at any and every time of her choosing - and she herself admits that.

But that's not acknowledged by the White Knights of the Order of St Fields. So there's bullshit coming from both sides on this.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:09 AM (xuouz)

856
We didn't lose a single person in Libya. or Vietnam. or the Civil War.

*hic*

*cough*

*hack*

Posted by: Hillary !!! at March 15, 2016 11:09 AM (ODxAs)

857 Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 10:47 AM (xrInd)

Could it be fixed to Fiji time?

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at March 15, 2016 11:10 AM (jIgQw)

858 Good for them to go after a lying drama queen.

Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 11:01 AM (NHQQx)

BITCH HAD IT COMING
SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN SMACKED HARDER

Posted by: Trumpbot #298738975 at March 15, 2016 11:10 AM (D4ynZ)

859 (fart)

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 11:02 AM (sLVyZ)


I smell teenage spirit.

Posted by: Courtney Love at March 15, 2016 11:10 AM (aRUb8)

860 >>...the Horde is the reason I stay, even the ones *I* am embarrassed by (some of whom support the same candidate I do).


This blog has managed to have a feisty, fun comments section without it being overrun by trolls and extremists. That is a rare thing. Look no further than HotAir, Townhall, and/or Breitbart to see what a cesspool comments are on other high-traffic "conservative" sites.

Whatever Ace (and the co-bloggers) is doing to foster that: awesome posts + lively discussion, I hope he keeps doing it.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 11:10 AM (NOIQH)

861 "That and he has no class or respect for others."

The repeated lies are what bother me. Hell, they weren't even competent lies.

If he'd said "I saw someone lunging at Trump out of the corner of my eye and reflexively grabbed her. I apologize to Ms Fields for my mistake.", all would be good. But he didn't do that, did he? He lied and then tried to character assassinate her (which, you'll note, the TrumpBots here are still attempting to do, not having reported to TrumpCentral for their pravda upgrade). Classy.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at March 15, 2016 11:11 AM (CcpUn)

862 850 Posted by: Trumps of Doom at March 15, 2016 11:08 AM (CcpUn)


right and Allen West groped her...and the NYPD sent out the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles led by Rafael Cruz to put her down, and Family Guy Creator tried to seduce her when she was 17, and Neil Armstrong sent her a pre-natal shoutout from Luna....

I don't believe her arm was ripped out of socket and I KNOW she is a lying shit weasel on other things.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:11 AM (g8Hfr)

863 Anyone who thinks that Trump is going to spend his own money on this campaign is silly, IMO.

He'll take whatever he can get from whatever source and make whatever deals he can.

The ONLY reason why all the money from eeeeevil bankers, etc., will flow to Hillary instead of Trump is not because he is too pure to take it. It's because no one is stupid enough to donate to a sure loser.

If he were, say, a sitting Senator, they might donate with the idea that he could at least help them as Senator. But he doesn't even have that going for him.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 15, 2016 11:11 AM (T/5A0)

864 >>853 851 I saidTrump has publicly admitted doing corrupt and unethical things.

When did he do that?

Not to worry, we'll fill You in

Sincerely, The MSM...

----------------------

Need a hand?

Posted by: DNC at March 15, 2016 11:11 AM (datdl)

865 Whatever Ace (and the co-bloggers) is doing to foster that: awesome posts + lively discussion, I hope he keeps doing it.

Posted by: Lizzy

We'd like to think that the pineapples play an important part in the end.

Posted by: AoSHQ Welcoming Committee at March 15, 2016 11:12 AM (326rv)

866 Show of hands who changed who they are voting for or supporting

I'm now on team SMOD.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks



Team L.I.B.

Posted by: rickb223


Yellowstone Caldera '16.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 15, 2016 11:12 AM (9krrF)

867 The daughter thing is Trump's fault. Period. No one made him take that creepy photo with Ivanka on his lap. No one made him say that crap on The View.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:12 AM (2PHKP)

868 Need a hand?

Posted by: DNC at March 15, 2016 11:11 AM (datdl)


Me first!

Posted by: Vichy RNC at March 15, 2016 11:13 AM (zc3Db)

869 "I don't believe her arm was ripped out of socket"

That's it, keep pretending that she said things she never did. That's worked well for you guys so far.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at March 15, 2016 11:13 AM (CcpUn)

870 Voted. 148th at 10:15, which is decent turnout for my polling place. The lady behind me, in her mid-Sixties I'd guess, changed her affiliation from Dem to Rep.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2016 11:13 AM (2cS/G)

871 Approximately 850 comments



Show of hands who changed who they are voting for or supporting

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 15, 2016 11:07 AM (mEZce)

I'll do you one better. Click my nic. Sept 21 last.

What is sad, the future lookesod bright about 16 months ago.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at March 15, 2016 11:14 AM (jIgQw)

872 Bitch is a liar

And even if she is not a liar

Bitch had it coming

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

Posted by: Trumpbot #298738975 at March 15, 2016 11:14 AM (D4ynZ)

873 Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:04 AM (xuouz)

Lol, no I do mean actually. Ace had made a pronouncement about something he was entirely ignorant about and those with experience of the subject corrected him *politely*, happens a couple of time a year (the pronouncements, polite correction is admittedly not a given). I went to make dinner and figured I would be unable to post when I came back, don't think anyone was banned that time. Now I just stay out of threads where Ace is posting.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2016 11:15 AM (GDulk)

874 One of my neighbors made a Warren G Harding yard sign.

"A Return To Normalcy."

I kind of like it.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 15, 2016 11:15 AM (PFy0L)

875 I've tried nothing but to point out facts about Cruz, when I comment on him at all. And most of that is in response to what I consider to be misinformation propagated by Cruz supporters.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 11:09 AM (LXJ1e)

Trump donated to politicians, Trump tried to use eminent domain, Trump sued a journalist for libel "just to make his life miserable" and I don't care about any of that.

Same thing with Cruz. GS? Evangelical stuff? Who cares? He has legitimate conservative and anti-estab bona fides. You have to get funding somehow.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:15 AM (xuouz)

876 They're blaming the Trump rally shenanigans on Clinton supporters.

Um, that's Sanders supporters. But at least they're not blaming Trump. Progress.

(unless I missed something and Clinton IS involved?)

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 07:14 AM (r9tFS)


Clinton supporters, Sanders supporters, both just subsets of Commie scum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2016 11:15 AM (/i7Ua)

877 Just don't comment. Please.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at March 15, 2016 11:15 AM (jIgQw)

878 869 Posted by: Trumps of Doom at March 15, 2016 11:13 AM (CcpUn)


Keep pretending her story hasn't evolved as well.

If you keep trying to pretend she suffered a gang rape on the floor of a crowded room of people I am sure people will take her obvious drama queening more seriously.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:15 AM (g8Hfr)

879 When did he do that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 11:08 AM (mw8Dm)

Start with the first debate. He paid the Clintons a cool $100 grand to attend his daughter's wedding.Take it from there.Trump never callsthis buying and selling and deal-making with public officials what it is, which isgraft. He calls it the 'cost of doing business'.

Also notice I didn't say 'illegal'. I said 'corrupt and unethical'. Trump is boorish and crass, not stupid.

Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2016 11:16 AM (UWlp+)

880 Voted. 148th at 10:15, which is decent turnout for my polling place. The lady behind me, in her mid-Sixties I'd guess, changed her affiliation from Dem to Rep.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2016 11:13 AM (2cS/G)

You're in NC right? Thought that had to be done by 19 FEB.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at March 15, 2016 11:16 AM (jIgQw)

881 The crap flung at Cruz is minor compared to what is
thrown at Trump (der Fuhrer, wants to have sex with his daughter, this
stupid Fields thing, etc).





Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 11:09 AM (LXJ1e)

Which has more substance in the world of objective reality? You mention 2 things about Trump, but left out all the actual obnoxious manifestations of his character or past business deceits.
But you didn't list any things about Cruz. What are some of them?

Posted by: Mimzey at March 15, 2016 11:16 AM (aRUb8)

882 877 Just don't comment. Please.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at March 15, 2016 11:15 AM (jIgQw)

So close

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 15, 2016 11:17 AM (mEZce)

883 Polliwog sorry to hear you feel that way. The ewok does bite.

I just think he's so cute. And foul. You know?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:17 AM (xuouz)

884 Trump donated to politicians, Trump tried to use eminent domain,


And? So?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 11:17 AM (mw8Dm)

885
Watched this thing on twitter called BroSpeak. They set up interviews with people via computer, tape, and upload it. I watched it bc they did one on a writer in the UK I have followed for a long time. It was pretty good. Interview was interesting. People arent major celebs and I think the bros are young guys in MI.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 11:17 AM (iQIUe)

886 I want a strong leader who will smack around 100-lb women when they get uppity and out of line. That is what a real alpha leader would do.

Posted by: Trumpbot #298738975 at March 15, 2016 11:17 AM (D4ynZ)

887 866 Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 15, 2016 11:12 AM (9krrF)


Amen, I'll keep you posted if there's any new seismic indicator...

Sven<---15 or so miles past the calculated Kill Zone.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:17 AM (g8Hfr)

888 If you keep trying to pretend she suffered a gang rape on the floor of a crowded room of people I am sure people will take her obvious drama queening more seriously.


Your dues aren't paid up, buddy.

No more strawman burning until you're back on the books.

Posted by: Strawman's Local #616 at March 15, 2016 11:18 AM (1xUj/)

889 Approximately 8.5 x 10^28 political comments, posts, blogs, rants on the internet to date.

Not one mind changed (yet).


Posted by: Ripley at March 15, 2016 11:19 AM (1BQGO)

890 Let's be honest here, she wasn't standing in the crowd at an MMA fight watching a fighter going by. She's a reporter asking a question and that weasel couldn't resist being himself around someone he perceived to be no threat physically.
Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 11:02 AM (/E+t2)

Let's be honest here.

He looked and saw someone reaching for the Donald. He reacted and stopped it. He wasn't asserting his manhood or whatever you're implying.

Any "damage" he may have done to her was inadvertent. You're going just as far overboard now as ace has.

Poor girl my ass. I hope this episode ruins her career.

Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 11:19 AM (NHQQx)

891 >>>A major part of her story that everyone seems to be glossing over is that she claims she didn't hear the announcement that they were done with questions. S


So.

Nothing she did was justification for that sissy of a campaign manager to touch her. This is not how this works Kari. I thought this was understood in Civil Society. If Cruz's campaign manager or Katich's campaign manager did this my thoughts would be the same.

I think this is what drives some Moron's, Ace and myself included crazy. This obvious minimizing of the situation to justify some unknown reason other than it has to do with Trump.

The guy is an asshole. The man he works for is an even bigger asshole. So what? Own it. Embrace it. After all the reason people give for voting for Trump distilled to a simple phrase is Voting' Angry. Therefore when the campaign operates this way there is no need to blow it off.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 11:19 AM (/E+t2)

892 Rush just said the GOPe is looking to install Katshit in the contested convention, as long as he wins Ohio.

They can't stand the idea of Trump or Cruz and would rather lose to Hillary than have either of them. They'd set the party back 25 years to stop Trump.


RNC, where winning isn't everything. In fact, we kind of hate it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:19 AM (2PHKP)

893 Show of hands who changed who they are voting for or supporting


I was for Cruz as the best of the bunch, despite some misgivings, till last week when he sided with Soros and the BLM mob.

I cannot and will not support any candidate who sides with the likes of Soros and BLM.

So, I guess I'm stuck with Trump by default. I sure as hell ain't voting for Screwbio or Katshit.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at March 15, 2016 11:20 AM (r9tFS)

894 At this exact point in the 1980 campaign, Carter led Reagan in the polls 60% - 31% and of course went on to get his ass kicked in the election.

A little something to think about when we hear that so-and-so can't beat Hillary.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?



Interesting, I do think though that is a different era and that it wasn't like the "other" Republicans in 1980 running were beating Carter handily.

Also, most of the knocks against Reagan really were bullshit and people just knew him as a sort of right-wing B movie actor, almost like a modern day Chuck Norris.

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 11:20 AM (tBRiq)

895 I think I walked myself back from the edge - I'll still vote Cruz in the Indiana primary. But that bastard pissed me off over the weekend with his Chicago comments.

But if that magnificent SOB Trump gets it, I'll strut into that booth in November and vote for him with pride - just to say "Screw You" to that Kevin Williamson, Charles Krauthammer, Charles Cook, and all the rest.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2016 11:20 AM (RKJF2)

896 >>>If you keep trying to pretend she suffered a gang rape on the floor of a crowded room of people I am sure people will take her obvious drama queening more seriously.

No. One. Is. Saying. That.

You are conflating both her claims and what people are criticizing Lewandowski (so tired of typing that fucking name) for in order to make Trump critics look hysterical and foolish.

You keep bringing up the Allen West Story too. Is there a link to that outside of noted liar and provacateur Charles C. Johnson's site?

Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 11:20 AM (datdl)

897 892 Rush just said the GOPe is looking to install Katshit in the contested convention, as long as he wins Ohio.


Not gonna happen.... Rubio maybe.... Don't shoot the messenger....

Posted by: donna at March 15, 2016 11:21 AM (/dSsq)

898 Alt. Headline: Horney Guys Resign to Show Solidarity with Hot Chick

Posted by: Damiano at March 15, 2016 11:21 AM (XItbt)

899 "I don't believe her arm was ripped out of socket"

Correct. Lewandowski's finishing move sucks.

Posted by: General Zod at March 15, 2016 11:21 AM (Bdeb0)

900 I hope this episode ruins her career.
Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 11:19 AM (NHQQx)

Grow up.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 11:21 AM (/E+t2)

901 888 Posted by: Strawman's Local #616 at March 15, 2016 11:18 AM (1xUj/)


Strawman I'd take the lamentations for Sugartits more seriously if the same people had engaged in a Child's Crusade to free the Time Magazine Holy Land from Hillary's Secret Service thug....

this is partisan positioning.

Trump is an asshat and asshats are gonna asshat

Fields is a lying shit weasel and weasels weasel.

In a sane world I'd say eff 'em both....in this world with overt lying "reporters" who get to lie and damage people like Allen West and keep their job.....

I say "Corey rip out her other arm."

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:21 AM (g8Hfr)

902 897
892 Rush just said the GOPe is looking to install Katshit in the contested convention, as long as he wins Ohio.





Not gonna happen.... Rubio maybe.... Don't shoot the messenger....

Posted by: donna at March 15, 2016 11:21 AM (/dSsq)

Well, he did win Minnesota.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:22 AM (2PHKP)

903 Trumpbot #298738975 at March 15, 2016 11:14 AM (D4ynZ)


your posts are moving people in the Trump direction...keep up the good work !

Posted by: NIKE at March 15, 2016 11:22 AM (c6/9Q)

904 The vast majority of NYPD cops hate Mayor de Blasio, according to a police-union survey.

An overwhelming 96 percent of the 6,000 cops polled have unfavorable opinions of Hizzoner, with 88 percent holding very unfavorable opinions of him, the Patrolmens Benevolent Association survey found.


??? My only question is what is wrong with the other 4%?


Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 11:22 AM (mw8Dm)

905 Words. So many words. They're all over the place. What do I do with all these words?

Need more coffee.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2016 11:22 AM (Fmupd)

906 I hope this episode ruins her career.

Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 11:19 AM (NHQQx)


BITCH SHOULDA BEEN SMACKED HARDER

TRUMP 2016!!!

Posted by: Trumpbot #298738975 at March 15, 2016 11:22 AM (D4ynZ)

907 899 Posted by: General Zod at March 15, 2016 11:21 AM (Bdeb0)


In fairness I don't think Ms Fields did a good job selling the armdrag suplex...

they both could use some time down at Full Sail to work on their move sets.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:23 AM (g8Hfr)

908 Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:17 AM (xuouz)

I have major respect for him and know I couldn't do what he does. It's just that there's no danger of miscommunication if there's no interaction.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 15, 2016 11:23 AM (GDulk)

909 ...That's it, keep pretending...

I think she deserves a purple heart just like John Kerry. With that she can get a transfer to DC and she won't have to go near Trump or any of his bullies again. She can cover Joe Bidden and Bill Clinton who will give her the respect she deserves.

Posted by: loose screw at March 15, 2016 11:23 AM (I0sxh)

910
Not gonna happen.... Rubio maybe.... Don't shoot the messenger....

Posted by: donna at March 15, 2016 11:21 AM (/dSsq)

Well, he did win Minnesota.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15,

I just mean if they were gonna do this Kasich probably wouldn't be it

Posted by: donna at March 15, 2016 11:23 AM (/dSsq)

911 Grow up.
Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 11:21 AM (/E+t2)

*****

Yeah, because everyone arguing in her favor have been so honest and mature. Sure, go with that.

Posted by: Tim in GA at March 15, 2016 11:23 AM (YLidQ)

912 911 Grow up.
Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 11:21 AM (/E+t2)

*****

Yeah, because everyone arguing in her favor have been so honest and mature. Sure, go with that.


Now, now lets not fight...... Riiiight who am I kidding.....

Posted by: donna at March 15, 2016 11:24 AM (/dSsq)

913 ...??? My only question is what is wrong with the other 4%? ...

They are on suspension with pay.

Posted by: loose screw at March 15, 2016 11:24 AM (I0sxh)

914 Yup, in NC, she asked and they told her to step out of line, fill out a form. Might have been provisional.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2016 11:25 AM (2cS/G)

915 Wow. You guys still at it.

Just how tall of a mountain are you trying to build out of this molehill? Or is the intent to 'get' an extremely successful campaign manager? Which puts you on the same side as Karl Rove, genius extraordinaire.

Posted by: mega machines at March 15, 2016 11:25 AM (fbovC)

916
Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 11:09 AM (LXJ1e)

Your Fearless Leader really did say that he'd 'date' his daughter if she wasn't, you know, his daughter. Trump followers respond to this by claiming the desire to date one's own daughter is perfectly normal, although I wonder how they'd react if, say, their friendlyneighbor Bob made such an admission at a neighborhood barbeque.

Given their mindset, I'm guessingthey'd try to make Bob president.of the housing association.

Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2016 11:25 AM (UWlp+)

917 If there is anyone out there who has dreamed of being part of government and is looking for a way in, better jump on the Trump wagon and ride that puppy home.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 07:25 AM (Zs4uk)


That's actually a good point, jwest. Clearly, althoughTrump is no conservative, he's a pragmatist, and would not be averse to hiring conservatives if they were competent in the job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2016 11:25 AM (/i7Ua)

918 So a Soros funded group is sending money to Katshit's campaign? Answers the questions of why he made the statement on amnesty that he did with of course no increased border security.

If nothing else comes out of this election cycle, at least all the masks have finally dropped off.

Posted by: Cheri at March 15, 2016 11:25 AM (oiNtH)

919 Posted by: Trumps of Doom at March 15, 2016 11:08 AM (CcpUn)

She didn't just say he grabbed her. Go back and read what she said to the WaPo reporter. Then compare it to the video.

Lying drama queen.

Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 11:26 AM (uiVGU)

920 I want a strong leader who says outrageous things and never apologizes. Because apologies are for wimps.

Posted by: Trumpbot #298738975 at March 15, 2016 11:26 AM (D4ynZ)

921 An overwhelming 96 percent of the 6,000 cops polled have unfavorable opinions of Hizzoner, with 88 percent holding very unfavorable opinions of him, the Patrolmens Benevolent Association survey found.


??? My only question is what is wrong with the other 4%?



They think they have a shot at command?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 11:26 AM (sLVyZ)

922 The lady behind me, in her mid-Sixties I'd guess, changed her affiliation from Dem to Rep.



Posted by: Lincolntf at March 15, 2016 11:13 AM (2cS/G)

Listened to a couple middle of the night talk/call in shows on the radio. Surprised by the number of people who claimed to be dems who were going to vote for Trump because Hillary was a mess and Sanders would never get elected, so..burn it down.

Posted by: Mimzey at March 15, 2016 11:26 AM (aRUb8)

923
Trump donated to politicians, Trump tried to use eminent domain, Trump sued a journalist for libel "just to make his life miserable" and I don't care about any of that.

I'll admit it's a blunt weapon, I'll admit it's a blatant hammer against a free press, I'll admit it's a chilling precedent. . .but the angry part of me that hates the MFM with the heat of a thousand suns would absolutely love a President Trump to spend four years suing those loathsome suckers into living-in-a-cardboard-box penury. Considering the outright malice and malfeasance they've displayed over the last 40-odd years, their lives should be made miserable.

And I wouldn't be surprised if that feeling wasn't driving a lot of the Fields hate:

"She's a reporter? Fuck her!"

"No, she's one of the good ones! She's on our side!"

"They're all lying assholes! Fuck her!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2016 11:26 AM (X6fMO)

924 Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15,



I just mean if they were gonna do this Kasich probably wouldn't be it

Posted by: donna at March 15, 2016 11:23 AM (/dSsq)

I think Kasich, if he wins Ohio, has a better argument (in RNC idiot-ease speak) than Rubio does. Kasich is very moderate, even liberal, so he's a perfect piece of meat to throw to the Bitch Beast of Benghazi.

I don't think they want to sacrifice Rubio to a loss. Kasich is Expendables 12, the Katshit Adventure.

Save Rubio for another 2020.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:26 AM (2PHKP)

925 This thread is old and musty.
I look forward to that new thread smell.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at March 15, 2016 11:27 AM (HeZ0H)

926 I think Kasich, if he wins Ohio, has a better argument (in RNC idiot-ease speak) than Rubio does. Kasich is very moderate, even liberal, so he's a perfect piece of meat to throw to the Bitch Beast of Benghazi.

I don't think they want to sacrifice Rubio to a loss. Kasich is Expendables 12, the Katshit Adventure.

Save Rubio for another 2020.


Possibly....

Posted by: donna at March 15, 2016 11:27 AM (/dSsq)

927 In fairness I don't think Ms Fields did a good job selling the armdrag suplex...

Nobody could sell an armdrag like Ricky Steamboat.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2016 11:27 AM (RKJF2)

928 https://www.yahoo.com/politics/security-at-trump-event-choke-1375771344773174.html

This is how you rough up a reporter

Posted by: Jubal Anderson Early at March 15, 2016 11:28 AM (RdP/w)

929 but the angry part of me that hates the MFM with the heat of a thousand suns would absolutely love a President Trump to spend four years suing those loathsome suckers into living-in-a-cardboard-box penury.

That's right! Screw the Constitution! My anger justifies everything!

Posted by: Trumpbot #298738975 at March 15, 2016 11:28 AM (D4ynZ)

930 "Keep pretending her story hasn't evolved as well."


How has her story "evolved"? Be specific.

"If you keep trying to pretend she suffered a gang rape "


Neither she, nor anyone else, has said anything of the kind.

Posted by: Trumps of Doom at March 15, 2016 11:28 AM (CcpUn)

931 >>they both could use some time down at Full Sail

Mr. Trump needs to purchase Fields, install her and Corey in the Mar A Lago dojo, and tell them not to come out until someone--"and I don't care who"--is one limb short of a set.

Posted by: General Zod at March 15, 2016 11:28 AM (Bdeb0)

932 The Horse

It's Dead Jim.

Posted by: Dr McCoy at March 15, 2016 11:28 AM (XtAzU)

933 I don't care about the fighting. I just wish someone would win already.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:28 AM (2PHKP)

934
"She's a reporter? Fuck her!"

OK, ok, I will this one time. Just for you.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 15, 2016 11:29 AM (jsWA8)

935 Now, now lets not fight...... Riiiight who am I kidding.....
Posted by: donna at March 15, 2016 11:24 AM (/dSsq)

donna duck!

*chair spins through the air*

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:29 AM (xuouz)

936 932 The Horse

It's Dead Jim.

Thread winner....


and words to live by....

Posted by: donna at March 15, 2016 11:29 AM (/dSsq)

937 Grow up.
Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 11:21 AM (/E+t2)

Go suck an egg.

Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 11:29 AM (uiVGU)

938 896 Posted by: El Kabong at March 15, 2016 11:20 AM (datdl)


Charles C Johnson is a fellow Breitbart alum comrade...

Her history is her history...

Next you'll tell me she didn't allege NYPD was stalking her.

Sorry she along with Stanahan and yes Johnson are part of why I take ~ 65% of post Andrew Breitbartians with a big grain of salt.'

Part of why I loathe her is she has put me in the position of believing Charles Johnson, Trump's hack, and the NYPD...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:29 AM (g8Hfr)

939 937
Grow up.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 11:21 AM (/E+t2)



Go suck an egg.

Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 11:29 AM (uiVGU)



Beeeeerrrrrrrnnnnnn!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:29 AM (2PHKP)

940 "She's a reporter? Fuck her!"

"No, she's one of the good ones! She's on our side!"

"They're all lying assholes! Fuck her!"




Now, switch out reporter with politician.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 11:30 AM (sLVyZ)

941 ...it's okay to insult him ?...
yes

...it's okay for him/her to ban you for insulting him?...
why not, their blog, private property, their event

...okay for him to have a 78 year old man hit me? ...
Absolutely not.
Sending a 78 year old man over the internet would kill him (the 78 year old man).

Posted by: loose screw at March 15, 2016 11:30 AM (I0sxh)

942 This thread is old and musty.
I look forward to that new thread smell.
Posted by: Nom de Blog at March 15, 2016 11:27 AM (HeZ0H)


---------------


I like really old threads. I can piss on the kitchen floor and nobody will notice.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2016 11:30 AM (Fmupd)

943 This blog has managed to have a feisty, fun comments section without it being overrun by trolls and extremists. That is a rare thing. Look no further than HotAir, Townhall, and/or Breitbart to see what a cesspool comments are on other high-traffic "conservative" sites.

Whatever Ace (and the co-bloggers) is doing to foster that: awesome posts + lively discussion, I hope he keeps doing it.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 11:10 AM (NOIQH)


This.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 11:30 AM (xrInd)

944 I think Kasich, if he wins Ohio, has a better argument (in RNC idiot-ease speak) than Rubio does. Kasich is very moderate, even liberal, so he's a perfect piece of meat to throw to the Bitch Beast of Benghazi.

I don't think they want to sacrifice Rubio to a loss. Kasich is Expendables 12, the Katshit Adventure.

Save Rubio for another 2020.
Posted by: AlaBAMA



In my opinion, Trump would be dollars ahead going nuclear on Kasich in Ohio just because it really would be a joke if Kasich couldn't even win his home state to then try and be the nominee with his almost zero delegates. That would be worth the investment just to get this thing over.

My big fear with Trump though is that he will be "cheap" with his own money.

Self-funders have a nasty habit of talking big but never writing the checks and then they also never fundraise. So the "rich guy" gets outspent 5-1.

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 11:31 AM (tBRiq)

945 Go suck an egg.
Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 11:29 AM (uiVGU)




I love you to brosef, you are one of my favorites here.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 11:31 AM (/E+t2)

946 Fox headline just now: "Questions grow about whether Trump gets too much media attention."

How rich.
Have they ever questioned their flood-the-zone adoration coverage of Obama in 2008 and throughout his presidency?
Have they ever questioned their flood-the-zone Palin hate coverage in 2008?

Think the real question is: Now that Trump has proven to be unstoppable by the usual MSM tricks against GOP candidates, should we stop giving him free publicity?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2016 11:31 AM (NOIQH)

947 Now, switch out reporter with politician.

I think I saw that movie. Dad kept it on the top shelf in the garage. Don't think Mom ever found out.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2016 11:31 AM (RKJF2)

948
From: "Michelle Fields: In Her Own Words" bit.ly/1R9gDR4

"Even if Trump was done taking questions, Lewandowski would be out of line. Campaign managers aren't supposed to try to focefully throw reporters to the ground, no matter the circumstance. But what made this especially jarring is that there was no hint Trump was done taking questions. No one was pushing him to get away. He seemed to have been happily answering queries from my fellow reporters just a moment before."

You might have been fouled on the play, but begging the ref for a flag never looks good. So this incident, a perfectly legitimate thing to ping Trump for, got turned into a call for him to be suspended from the league. To the LIV watching at home, who doesn't go in for court intrigue stories and doesn't know who any of these people quitting Breitbart are, this is either a wash or paints the right-wing press as whiners - which is how Stewart, Colbert, Obama et al have already successfully painted the conservative punditry. Advantage Trump.

Ace and everyone else misplayed it. I will repeat myself: why can't anyone take the right angle on the guy? People can't even score on his errors. It's crazy.

MOUNT AN ATTACK BASED ON POLICY. The gotcha stuff is never gonna land, he's a PR mutant, the laws of physics do not apply.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:31 AM (xuouz)

949 I like really old threads. I can piss on the kitchen floor and nobody will notice.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2016 11:30 AM (Fmupd)

I thought it was Mountain Dew.

*shrugs*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:31 AM (2PHKP)

950 What are the odds that Sheriff Biden has reached out to Kasich to see if there's any interest in a unity ticket if Shrillary gets indicted?

Posted by: Furious George at March 15, 2016 11:31 AM (3GAnN)

951 Ms. Fields Cookies.


I get it!!! Ha!

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 15, 2016 11:31 AM (eytER)

952 Trump rules!

Fields is telling the truth!

Corey should have ripped off both arms!



Hey, if I'm going to piss people off, might as well fire for effect.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 11:31 AM (0mRoj)

953 930 Posted by: Trumps of Doom at March 15, 2016 11:28 AM (CcpUn)


Initially she *almost fell* now the way she acts on TV it was like she was involuntarily at a nine inch nails concert.

She chose to be a reporter, part of it is being shoved aside and ignored.

Nice question from her too "Do you believe in affirmative action?"

Yeah all conservatives I know are big believers in it.

Trump *must* practice it enough to keep the democrats he funds off his back...am I right?

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:32 AM (g8Hfr)

954 Nobody could sell an armdrag like Ricky Steamboat.

Dude. Dude Love aka/Cactus Jack aka/Mankind. Simply the finest until The Rock returns.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at March 15, 2016 11:32 AM (ml1PM)

955 I like really old threads. I can piss on the kitchen floor and nobody will notice.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2016 11:30 AM (Fmupd)


Whoa. Posting on old threads is a good way to get yourself pixy-banned.

This is something we all need to remember.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 11:32 AM (xrInd)

956 MOUNT AN ATTACK BASED ON POLICY.

FUCK YOU! No one cares about policy! I am angry dammit! TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

Posted by: Trumpbot #298738975 at March 15, 2016 11:32 AM (D4ynZ)

957 950 What are the odds that Sheriff Biden has reached out to Kasich to see if there's any interest in a unity ticket if Shrillary gets indicted?
Posted by: Furious George at March 15, 2016 11:31 AM (3GAnN)

A Wimp and a Simp...

Posted by: donna at March 15, 2016 11:33 AM (/dSsq)

958 951 Ms. Fields Cookies.


I get it!!! Ha!
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at March 15, 2016 11:31 AM (eytER)

Bland, store-bought CRAP!!!

Posted by: Gordon Ramsay at March 15, 2016 11:33 AM (0mRoj)

959 Trump is missing his one-bullet-manager moment. "I have concluded that the Fields-Lewandowski goatfvck has become a sufficient distraction to demand my decisive attention. Accordingly, Lewandowski, Fields, and three helots selected at random from Minnesota, a state I lost, I hate Minnesota, have been executed. Hopefully my commitment to reducing needless stray voltage is apparent. I'll now take questions."

Posted by: General Zod at March 15, 2016 11:33 AM (Bdeb0)

960 I love you to brosef, you are one of my favorites here.
Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 11:31 AM (/E+t2)

Thanks, back at ya. : )

Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 11:34 AM (NHQQx)

961 "If you keep trying to pretend she suffered a gang rape"
Neither she, nor anyone else, has said anything of the kind.
Posted by: Trumps of Doom at March 15, 2016 11:28 AM (CcpUn)

No one on the other side is saying "she deserved it" either, but that's the narrative ace has decided to run with.

Doesn't it bother you even a little bit to just be copy/pasting the leftist identity-agitation playbook on this.

"You Trumpoids are suspiciously fond of abusing women, huh?"

Get a grip.

EVERYONE GET A GRIP

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:34 AM (xuouz)

962 Fields of Dreams.

Posted by: mega machines at March 15, 2016 11:34 AM (fbovC)

963 940 Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 11:30 AM (sLVyZ)


Amen....

She is a liar with a byline which means she is in good company.

Politicians are organized criminals who have badges.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:34 AM (g8Hfr)

964 Dude. Dude Love aka/Cactus Jack aka/Mankind. Simply the finest until The Rock returns.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at March 15, 2016 11:32 AM (ml1PM)

Easily the hardest-working guy in pro wrestling.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 11:34 AM (0mRoj)

965 I love you to brosef, you are one of my favorites here.
Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 11:31 AM (/E+t2)
Thanks, back at ya. : )
Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 11:34 AM (NHQQx)

Peace

In owah time.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:34 AM (xuouz)

966 Lol. The Trump media story states Trump's free media has a value of over 2 billion.


That's why they are mad. Not that Trump is winning.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:34 AM (2PHKP)

967 Go suck an egg.
Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 11:29 AM


Go on ...

Posted by: Granny at March 15, 2016 11:34 AM (ml1PM)

968 "You Trumpoids are suspiciously fond of abusing women, huh?"

Get a grip.

Did no one listen to the good Dr. McCoy above? It's dead Jim....

Posted by: donna at March 15, 2016 11:35 AM (/dSsq)

969 "You Trumpoids are suspiciously fond of abusing women, huh?"

Get a grip.

EVERYONE GET A GRIP
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:34 AM (xuouz)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 11:35 AM (0mRoj)

970 944 I think Kasich, if he wins Ohio, has a better argument (in RNC idiot-ease speak) than Rubio does. Kasich is very moderate, even liberal, so he's a perfect piece of meat to throw to the Bitch Beast of Benghazi.

Let me be clear on this to the GOPe:

If it's Trump, I'll vote for Trump.

If it's Cruz, I'll vote for Cruz.

If it's Kasich, I stay home.

Kapiche?

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 11:35 AM (xrInd)

971


Rush just said the GOPe is looking to install Katshit in the contested convention, as long as he wins Ohio.




Not gonna happen.... Rubio maybe.... Don't shoot the messenger....




Since both the acceptable GOPe candidates are bringing up the rear, I think the end game now is push for either of them in a contested convention. Possibly both on the same ticket. If Kasich wins Ohio, that's going to be hard to ignore with the general looming on the horizon. The thinking on the GOPe's part, so far as they think at all, is to keep both Florida, and Ohio out of the Shrillary column, while ridding themselves of Trump and Cruz.
Us inbred, toothless, drug addicted hillbillies will fall into line, and vote for the candidate they give us....just like we always do.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 15, 2016 11:35 AM (0IhFx)

972 Nice question from her too "Do you believe in affirmative action?"

Yeah all conservatives I know are big believers in it.

Trump *must* practice it enough to keep the democrats he funds off his back...am I right?Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:32 AM (g8Hfr)

Trump isn't a conservative. He loves Planned Parenthood, after all. He's probably okay with affirmative action.

Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2016 11:36 AM (UWlp+)

973
Posted by: Trumpbot #298738975 at March 15, 2016 11:28 AM (D4ynZ)

Reading comprehension not your strong suit, sugar tits?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2016 11:36 AM (X6fMO)

974 Biden/Kascich? Old white guy ticket?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 11:36 AM (iQIUe)

975 You Trumpoids are suspiciously fond of abusing women, huh?

Only weak-willed betas would refrain from smacking around some uppity bitch when she gets out of line

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

Posted by: Trumpbot #298738975 at March 15, 2016 11:36 AM (D4ynZ)

976 EVERYONE GET A GRIP

---

Well I never...

Posted by: Corey Lewandowski at March 15, 2016 11:36 AM (+cuAZ)

977 927 Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2016 11:27 AM (RKJF2)


Quite...

Steamboat/Flair may have ben paint by #rs in its predictability BUT it was masterful.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:36 AM (g8Hfr)

978 That's actually a good point, jwest. Clearly,
althoughTrump is no conservative, he's a pragmatist, and would not be
averse to hiring conservatives if they were competent in the job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2016 11:25 AM (/i7Ua)


You make a good point, if by good point you meant "would not be adverse to hiring conservatives if they were useful suck ups with no principles"

Posted by: Mimzey at March 15, 2016 11:37 AM (aRUb8)

979 Peace

In owah time.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:34 AM (xuouz)


They should get a room.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 11:37 AM (xrInd)

980 Thugs shut down Trump rally while being cheered on by the MBM, the Donk pretenders, and even Rethug wannabes.

Two crazed gun nuts charge Cruz and get well within striking distance.

Reporterette jostled while aggressively pursuing Trump.

Which of these is the most outrageous and news worthy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 15, 2016 11:37 AM (Nwg0u)

981 What is that ignore Pixy command again?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 15, 2016 11:37 AM (u82oZ)

982 Let me be clear on this to the GOPe:

If it's Trump, I'll vote for Trump.

If it's Cruz, I'll vote for Cruz.

If it's Kasich, I stay home.

Kapiche?


Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 11:35 AM (xrInd)

I think that's what they are counting on. Rather we lose than Trump. Someone needs to be cannon fodder. Ladies and Germs, I give you, KATSHIT!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:37 AM (2PHKP)

983 AoShq shd think about doing something about these meg threads. Not sure they are conducive to runnnng a good blog.

And what happened to rdbrewer? Did someone piss him off??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 11:37 AM (iQIUe)

984 I hope we have a 'We did not lose anyone in Libya' thread instead of another 'did he grab her or not' thread.

Posted by: IC at March 15, 2016 11:37 AM (a0IVu)

985 955 I like really old threads. I can piss on the kitchen floor and nobody will notice.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2016 11:30 AM (Fmupd)

Whoa. Posting on old threads is a good way to get yourself pixy-banned.

This is something we all need to remember.
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 11:32 AM (xrInd)


----------------------


Oops. Watch where you're stepping.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2016 11:37 AM (Fmupd)

986 Kasich is a piece of crap. He tried to come off so ernest and his humble son-of-a-mailman shtick has grown black mold on it.

When you get in bed with Soros...

Posted by: Cheri at March 15, 2016 11:38 AM (oiNtH)

987 Congested convention?

Try some DayQuil.

Posted by: Emily Littella at March 15, 2016 11:38 AM (j/tOh)

988 "Not my fault she is a known liar"

Please tell me it's a Trump supporter who wrote that.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at March 15, 2016 11:38 AM (qCRLM)

989 972 Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2016 11:36 AM (UWlp+)


I called Trump being a ringer for the Clennis clan way back.

I labor under no illusion Trump will fuck me on policy...

of course he is at least honest about being a liar unlike the DC GOP.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:38 AM (g8Hfr)

990 Rush just said the GOPe is looking to install Katshit in the contested convention, as long as he wins Ohio.




Not gonna happen.... Rubio maybe.... Don't shoot the messenger....

Seems like either one would result in immediate destruction of the GOP.

Maybe not such a bad idea after all.

Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 11:38 AM (sdPF/)

991 might as well start now......

1000th!

Posted by: Jubal Anderson Early at March 15, 2016 11:38 AM (RdP/w)

992 I hope we have a 'We did not lose anyone in Libya' thread instead of another 'did he grab her or not' thread.
Posted by: IC at March 15, 2016 11:37 AM (a0IVu)

But what does it mean?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:38 AM (xuouz)

993 I'd like to see FL go in a landslide for... Jeb Bush.

Just to piss everyone off. Including Jeb, who'd be sitting in his bathtub, weeping, "It could have been me!"

Posted by: Damiano at March 15, 2016 11:39 AM (XItbt)

994 If Kasich wins Ohio, that's going to be hard to ignore with the general looming on the horizon.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket

Sure it is; winning a closed primary doesn't mean he'll carry the state in a national election. And the MFM hasn't turned on him. Yet.

This won't stop the GOPe from trying to pass him off as the second Coming of Christ though.

Posted by: AoSHQ Welcoming Committee at March 15, 2016 11:39 AM (326rv)

995 Hey y'all. Anyone else notice that beginning March 1, 2016, Amazon began charging sales tax?

That is gonna impact some sales, I would think.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 15, 2016 11:39 AM (NQmg1)

996 There is only one lord of the 1000th post

And he does not

share

powahhh

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:39 AM (xuouz)

997 And what happened to rdbrewer? Did someone piss him off??
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 11:37 AM (iQIUe)


--------------


I'm not sure, but I think he sometimes works for a living.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2016 11:39 AM (Fmupd)

998 Eh?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 11:39 AM (0mRoj)

999 1000!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:39 AM (2PHKP)

1000 988 Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at March 15, 2016 11:38 AM (qCRLM)


I'm trump agnostic.

She has a history of controversy, one can't ignore that just b/c they hate Duh Donald anymore than I can ignore Trump is a carny barker.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:40 AM (g8Hfr)

1001 Dammit

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:40 AM (2PHKP)

1002 The ring is mine

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:40 AM (xuouz)

1003 I'll strut into that booth in November ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2016 11:20 AM


I thought gamboling was The Horde's ambulation method of preference these days?

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at March 15, 2016 11:40 AM (ml1PM)

1004 Damn. Sven wins!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 11:40 AM (0mRoj)

1005 CONSARN IT

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:40 AM (xuouz)

1006 I thought gamboling was The Horde's ambulation method of preference these days?
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at March 15, 2016 11:40 AM (ml1PM)

I've been working on my shamboling gait.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:40 AM (xuouz)

1007 Easily the hardest-working guy in pro wrestling.

Dude sure as hell got the most out of what he had.

I'd put Tommy Rogers in that category. Cat was almost as tall as a fire hydrant ... I mean THIS close. Sure could wrestle though.

As could Ricky Morton. Guy made a career out of taking an ass-whippin' and then hot-tagging Robert Gibson.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2016 11:41 AM (RKJF2)

1008 995 Hey y'all. Anyone else notice that beginning March 1, 2016, Amazon began charging sales tax?

That is gonna impact some sales, I would think.

---

They've been charging sales tax in states where they have a physical presence for a while already

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 15, 2016 11:41 AM (+cuAZ)

1009 1005 CONSARN IT
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:40 AM (xuouz)

DADBLAME IT ALL TO HECK!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 11:41 AM (0mRoj)

1010 Stand back folks, I have 1000 surrounded!!

Lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:41 AM (2PHKP)

1011 Drudge links poll

Trump is at 53% nationally. That's the same as Obama

Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 11:41 AM (nov1p)

1012 And yet Trump continues to win.

Maybe the #neverTrump 'rs should consider forming a #neverAmericanVoter camp since those pesky voters seem to be the real source of the problem.

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 11:42 AM (7wqb3)

1013 From the sidebar: California's Gov. Jerry Brown threatens to build a wall between his state and the rest of the U.S if Trump is elected President.

Between the lines: if any solid Republican becomes President, he'll have to - to stop California from hemorrhaging taxpayers and businesses. They tried that in East Berlin, Moonbeam - not a really good look there.

Now, how many of you who aren't behind enemy lines in California like me are thinking "oh, please, Jerry, do it - DO IT!"? And would one of you kindly save me a space when it happens?

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 15, 2016 11:42 AM (iIzG7)

1014 We didnt lose a single moron in the grabgate threads.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 11:42 AM (iQIUe)

1015 I thought gamboling was The Horde's ambulation method of preference these days?
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at March 15, 2016 11:40 AM (ml1PM)

I've been working on my shamboling gait.



I shall traipse.

You may flounce.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at March 15, 2016 11:42 AM (1xUj/)

1016 Trump isn't a conservative. He loves Planned Parenthood, after all. He's probably okay with affirmative action.
Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2016 11:36 AM (UWlp+)

What social hills are we willing to give up to get the law enforced and the social justice jackboot off the throat of the economy?

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:42 AM (xuouz)

1017 Maybe the #neverTrump 'rs should consider forming a
#neverAmericanVoter camp since those pesky voters seem to be the real
source of the problem.


Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 11:42 AM (7wqb3)

That's right! If you don't support Trump you aren't a real red-blooded American! TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

Posted by: Trumpbot #298738975 at March 15, 2016 11:42 AM (D4ynZ)

1018 Let me be clear on this to the GOPe:

If it's Trump, I'll vote for Trump.

If it's Cruz, I'll vote for Cruz.

If it's Kasich, I stay home.

Kapiche?

-
Pretty much my take except I would prefer Cruz to Trump and I would add Rubio, Rombley and various other RINO candidates arising from a brokered convention to the Kasich column.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 15, 2016 11:43 AM (Nwg0u)

1019 Thugs shut down Trump rally while being cheered on by the MBM, the Donk pretenders, and even Rethug wannabes. Two crazed gun nuts charge Cruz and get well within striking distance. Reporterette jostled while aggressively pursuing Trump. Which of these is the most outrageous and news worthy?Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Any skirmish in the #WarOnWomen in which a white women of privilege is involved is the most important. Because some 'conservatives' like to trip on their own richards.

Posted by: mega machines at March 15, 2016 11:43 AM (fbovC)

1020 Trump is at 53% nationally. That's the same as Obama
Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 11:41 AM (nov1p)

Well, they're running of essentially the same platform and nonsense slogan strategy.

Posted by: Damiano at March 15, 2016 11:43 AM (XItbt)

1021 I shall traipse.

You may flounce.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at March 15, 2016 11:42 AM (1xUj/)

I'll cover the trudging.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 11:44 AM (0mRoj)

1022 We didnt lose a single moron in the grabgate threads.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 11:42 AM (iQIUe)

No we did, but I'm back ;]

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:44 AM (xuouz)

1023 1012 Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 11:42 AM (7wqb3)

Indeed.

I loathe Trump, but I'd vote for anyone but Mark the Rube or Joisey Buddah over the (-d)

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:44 AM (g8Hfr)

1024 I hate it when trolls quote me. Makes me feel ...dirty.

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 11:44 AM (7wqb3)

1025 Eew. This thread is starting to have that "not so fresh" smell.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 11:45 AM (xrInd)

1026
Sure it is; winning a closed primary doesn't mean
he'll carry the state in a national election. And the MFM hasn't turned
on him. Yet.



This won't stop the GOPe from trying to pass him off as the second Coming of Christ though.

Posted by: AoSHQ Welcoming Committee at March 15, 2016 11:39 AM (326rv)


You know that. I know that. The RNC might even recognize that. But after their stunning successes with McCandidate, and Rombley, why would they change course now?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 15, 2016 11:45 AM (0IhFx)

1027 Has Rubio shocked the monkey yet?

Inquiring primates want to know.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2016 11:45 AM (Y9g6h)

1028 Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 11:44 AM (0mRoj)


I'll saunter, but the girl, she likes to sashay

Posted by: IP at March 15, 2016 11:45 AM (aQQbl)

1029 Whoa. Posting on old threads is a good way to get yourself pixy-banned.

This is something we all need to remember.


Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 11:32 AM (xrInd)

How "old" is old?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Bob at March 15, 2016 11:45 AM (aRUb8)

1030 You make a good point, if by good point you meant "would not be adverse to hiring conservatives if they were useful suck ups with no principles"

Posted by: Mimzey at March 15, 2016 11:37 AM (aRUb

Well, we are currently in talks regarding my possible role in a possible Trump Administration. I have furtherassured Mr. Trump that all neurosurgeons are indeed also highly adept at fellatio, not just ass-kissing and boot-licking.

Posted by: Dr. Ben Carson, Not An Opportunist at March 15, 2016 11:45 AM (UWlp+)

1031 Maybe the #neverTrump 'rs should consider forming a
#neverAmericanVoter camp since those pesky voters seem to be the real
source of the problem.
*****

Well, they did go for Obama by 52%. Twice.

You might be on to something.

Posted by: Damiano at March 15, 2016 11:45 AM (XItbt)

1032 They've been charging sales tax in states where they have a physical presence for a while already

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 15, 2016 11:41 AM (+cuAZ)
They just started charging me (in CO) on March 1st. I wonder what physical presence they have here?
Warehouse?Weed distribution center?

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 15, 2016 11:45 AM (NQmg1)

1033 The only way to get to the bottom of the Field's thing, is for her to show us her tits.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 15, 2016 11:46 AM (jsWA8)

1034 I'll saunter, but the girl, she likes to sashay


Posted by: IP at March 15, 2016 11:45 AM (aQQbl)

I knew a girl once who sashey'ed.


Only 12 bucks, IIRC. Good value.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:46 AM (2PHKP)

1035 California's Gov. Jerry Brown threatens to build a wall between his state and the rest of the U.S if Trump is elected President.

Between the lines: if any solid Republican becomes President, he'll have to - to stop California from hemorrhaging taxpayers and businesses.

-
California, the Venezuela of the West Coast.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 15, 2016 11:46 AM (Nwg0u)

1036 1013, Posted by: Qoheleth at March 15, 2016 11:42 AM (iIzG7)
Stuck in CA here; but some glimmer of hope. The largest air quality management district ousted its not business friendly head a few weeks ago - the governing board wants to start giving out permits to local business. In the large scheme of things, the economy is still circling the drain but that was a pleasant surprise to some of us.

Posted by: IC at March 15, 2016 11:46 AM (a0IVu)

1037 Wow.

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 11:46 AM (7wqb3)

1038 You like me. You really like me!

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 15, 2016 11:46 AM (cLUfv)

1039 1021 I shall traipse.
You may flounce.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at March 15, 2016 11:42 AM (1xUj/)
I'll cover the trudging.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 11:44 AM (0mRoj)


I'll do my imitation of Sid Blumenthal and slither.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 11:46 AM (xrInd)

1040 Pretty much my take except I would prefer Cruz to Trump and I would add Rubio, Rombley and various other RINO candidates arising from a brokered convention to the Kasich column.

If I had a nickel for EVERY DAMN TIME I either read that or said it myself.

I hope those two dickheads can, at some point, bury the hatchet and get on the same ticket before Cleveland.

Because I think that ticket wins the whole thing. Handily.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2016 11:46 AM (RKJF2)

1041 1025 Eew. This thread is starting to have that "not so fresh" smell.
Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 11:45 AM (xrInd)

Fifty-five gallons of Massengill and a forty-pound bag of Dr. Scholl's foot powder, stat!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 11:46 AM (0mRoj)

1042 Trump is at 53% nationally. That's the same as Obama
Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 11:41 AM (nov1p)


That's in the primary, not against Hillary

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 11:46 AM (tBRiq)

1043 Makes me feel ...dirty.
Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 11:44 AM (7wqb3)

Don't talk to it, baby, it can't actually see, you know, so if you don't talk to it it won't be able to find you and bore you to death.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:46 AM (xuouz)

1044 1016 Trump isn't a conservative. He loves Planned Parenthood, after all. He's probably okay with affirmative action.
Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2016 11:36 AM (UWlp+)

What social hills are we willing to give up to get the law enforced and the social justice jackboot off the throat of the economy?

---

I'd be happier if the "social hill" in question wasn't a giant pile of slaughtered infants...

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 15, 2016 11:46 AM (+cuAZ)

1045 TDS?


is REAL.

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 11:46 AM (7wqb3)

1046 Is it absolute heresy to wish ill of all of them?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 15, 2016 11:47 AM (9krrF)

1047 Deliema: Republican voting record and results-
Reagan - results good
Jesse Helms - results good
John East - results semi good
George HW Bush - Democrat in Republican mask
Richard Burr - Democrat in Republican mask
Elizabeth Dole - Democrat in Republican mask
George Bush - Democrat in Republican mask
Thom Tillis - Democrat in Republican mask
David Rouzer - Democrat in Republican mask
Voting for Republicans in the past twenty years has yielded terrible results. Looking at the above the only conclusion that can be made is that I'm not very quick of wit. Isn't doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results the definition of mental illness? Off to vote. Maybe this year???

Posted by: Agitator at March 15, 2016 11:47 AM (/ADwe)

1048 I miss the art threads.

So let us picture a pastoral painting. Rolling hills of verdant green, a sky of deepest azure punctuated by fluffy white clouds, vaguely depicted livestock down in the hollow...

...while the faintest bit of glare dances on a scope...

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at March 15, 2016 11:47 AM (1xUj/)

1049 Is there a clock-setters strike in progress?

Posted by: goon at March 15, 2016 11:47 AM (gy5kE)

1050 Michelle Fields' favorite fairy tale? The Princess and the Pea.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 15, 2016 11:48 AM (Nwg0u)

1051 hi

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at March 15, 2016 11:48 AM (tiuvr)

1052 1049
Is there a clock-setters strike in progress?

Posted by: goon at March 15, 2016 11:47 AM (gy5kE)

Shut up. CST is a time zone! Damn EST snobs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:48 AM (2PHKP)

1053 I can go along with a moderate Republican but I do have some lines I won't tolerate.

Kasich saying he'll legalize everyone in the first 100 days is one of those lines.

I was never going to vote Kasich anyway, his only card is that he's the Governor of Ohio.

Kasich is a good reason to get rid of the Electoral College.

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 11:48 AM (tBRiq)

1054 All that Trump has going for him is a bunch of votes.........wait

Posted by: Stay out da bushes at March 15, 2016 11:48 AM (cR/4a)

1055 How "old" is old?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Bob at March 15, 2016 11:45 AM (aRUb


Well, that's a good question. I don't know. I don't think even ace knows. I think it may be proprietary information that only pixy knows.

And unfortunately, it would not be wise to run empirical tests to find out.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 11:48 AM (xrInd)

1056 1025
Eew. This thread is starting to have that "not so fresh" smell.


Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 11:45 AM (xrInd)


Check your shoes.

Posted by: Guy who works at animal shelter at March 15, 2016 11:48 AM (aRUb8)

1057 1046
Is it absolute heresy to wish ill of all of them?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist


Simultaneous Spontaneous Human Combustion of Multiple Politicians?

Do go on...



Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 11:48 AM (7wqb3)

1058 1033 Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 15, 2016 11:46 AM (jsWA


I'd sit that out, I don't have a lawyer on retainer.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:49 AM (g8Hfr)

1059 She didn't just say he grabbed her. Go back and read what she said to the WaPo reporter. Then compare it to the video.

Lying drama queen.

Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 11:26 AM (uiVGU)


I think he did grab her because:

Watch the video with sound.

You can clearly hear her high-pitched girly voice asking Trump a question regarding Scalia/affirmative action (on statement Trump made previously during debate).

Lewandowski hears her question, looks in her direction and senses "danger alert" as to possible Trump reply.

Lewandowski grabs Fields to save Trump from possible bone-head statement.

The rest, they say, is history.

I've read that Trump pays Lewandowski $20,000 a week for his services. IMO, he should get paid a lot more than that. Lewandowski has probably singlehandedly saved Trump's ass more times than we can count.

Posted by: Joanne at March 15, 2016 11:49 AM (hgBpU)

1060 if Trump wins today, I think I will go on an 8-month bender

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at March 15, 2016 11:49 AM (tiuvr)

1061 Trump is at 53% nationally. That's the same as Obama
Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 11:41 AM (nov1p)


That's in the primary, not against Hillary
Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 11:46 AM (tBRiq)

Details. This makes for a better Inevitable Trump headline. Drudge and the rest of the media know, if Trump is good for one thing, it's clicks and ratings.

Posted by: Damiano at March 15, 2016 11:49 AM (XItbt)

1062 That's in the primary, not against Hillary
Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 11:46 AM (tBRiq)

Yeah! Hillary's such a talented, empathetic, and social-media-savvy goddamn campaigner with bells on. She's really handling the tired old senile socialist, just blowing him out of the water.

Just wait! She'll be the one to stop Trump!

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:50 AM (xuouz)

1063 1032 They've been charging sales tax in states where they have a physical presence for a while already

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 15, 2016 11:41 AM (+cuAZ)
They just started charging me (in CO) on March 1st. I wonder what physical presence they have here?
Warehouse?Weed distribution center?

---

Probably a warehouse, they're everywhere now. I don't see the huge issue with them charging sales tax, though. I still get better deals there than in most brick-and-mortars

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 15, 2016 11:50 AM (+cuAZ)

1064 how many of you who aren't behind enemy lines in California like me are thinking "oh, please, Jerry, do it - DO IT!"? And would one of you kindly save me a space when it happens?
Posted by: Qoheleth at March 15, 2016 11:42 AM (iIzG7)
--------------------

Oh, as IF. A successful, efficient Big Infrastructure project built by Democrats? It could be fun imagining some of the things they'd do.

Put the construction crew on the Nevada side and then somehow have to let them back in?

Posted by: iforgot at March 15, 2016 11:50 AM (pC96u)

1065 and speaking of TDS...

Gotta run make some meth and pull some rotten teeth.

Later haters.

Posted by: Mortimer at March 15, 2016 11:50 AM (7wqb3)

1066 Our resident democrat has showed up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 15, 2016 11:50 AM (mw8Dm)

1067 1050 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 15, 2016 11:48 AM (Nwg0u)


Her favorite MMA move?

Fujiwara Armbar

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:50 AM (g8Hfr)

1068 I'd be happier if the "social hill" in question wasn't a giant pile of slaughtered infants...
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone




And we know "pro-life" politicians like Jeb and Kasich were going to shut abortion down.

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 11:50 AM (tBRiq)

1069 Thanks to the morons who told me what to do on my phone yesterday to stop the redirects and ads. Worked great.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2016 11:51 AM (rKNmI)

1070 I think it may be proprietary information that only pixy knows.



Posted by: OregonMuse at March 15, 2016 11:48 AM (xrInd)

Can I send this "pixy" some cookies?

Posted by: Bob at March 15, 2016 11:51 AM (aRUb8)

1071 I'd sit that out, I don't have a lawyer on retainer.
Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:49 AM (g8Hfr)

If you punch her, I'll cover your legal bills.

Posted by: Donald Trump at March 15, 2016 11:51 AM (XItbt)

1072 Did anyone see Obama's card holding free style rap session in the Rose Garden?

Talk about Lame.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:51 AM (2PHKP)

1073 chemjeff what's up

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:51 AM (xuouz)

1074
Is there a clock-setters strike in progress?


Who keeps time with the timekeeper's daughter while the timekeeper's busy keeping time?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 15, 2016 11:52 AM (X6fMO)

1075 I want a Boojum to show up at a debate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2016 11:52 AM (Y9g6h)

1076 Nothing wrong with this thread that an artful new thread wouldn't fix. I'm thinking trees, or water, or trees and water.

In the meanwhile, here's some suitable Homer Winslow , 'Gulfstream':
http://preview.tinyurl.com/phv5zzf

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2016 11:52 AM (9mTYi)

1077 Did anyone see Obama's card holding free style rap session in the Rose Garden?
Talk about Lame.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:51 AM (2PHKP)

Barack Obama sucks

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:52 AM (xuouz)

1078 I'll do si do, thank you very much.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 15, 2016 11:52 AM (Nwg0u)

1079 hi

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at March 15, 2016 11:48 AM (tiuvr)


They've all gone insane. Run for it!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at March 15, 2016 11:52 AM (9krrF)

1080 What the hell ?

Isn't there some poor, downtrodden Muslim Student somewhere in need of chemistry tutoring ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2016 11:52 AM (RKJF2)

1081 I've always figured that Kasich would be the one to go 3rd party if Trump is the nominee.
He's older and really has no future in politics, i.e., has nothing to lose.
And he's obviously vain enough to do it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 15, 2016 11:52 AM (T/5A0)

1082 This thread needs to be embalmed before it really starts to smell.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2016 11:53 AM (0mRoj)

1083 Yeah! Hillary's such a talented, empathetic, and social-media-savvy goddamn campaigner with bells on. She's really handling the tired old senile socialist, just blowing him out of the water.

Just wait! She'll be the one to stop Trump!
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane



Well, both Bernie and Hillary are knocking the shit out of Trump in the polls when they go head to head, so he has a lot of work to do.

Not anti-Trump, but I'm also a realist.

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 11:53 AM (tBRiq)

1084 "Simultaneous Spontaneous Human Combustion of Multiple Politicians?"

There are days when that Kingsman mass-politician-heads-exploding thing looks really, really promising... I could just watch that scene on an endless loop.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 15, 2016 11:53 AM (iIzG7)

1085 1060 Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at March 15, 2016 11:49 AM (tiuvr)


Good luck, and come to Butte we have good micro breweries from what *they* say....

had the GOP electorate caught Mark the Rube fever I'd have been joining you Jeff.

Toothless Oxy jockey grin and all.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:53 AM (g8Hfr)

1086 I like Jerry Brown's idea about a wall around California but only if the wall prevents liberals from leaving the state and screwing up other states just like they've screwed up California. Same goes for all blue states.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 15, 2016 11:53 AM (JxMoP)

1087 Wow - still working on the morning thread?

Posted by: Weasel at March 15, 2016 11:53 AM (6xtq3)

1088 I vote we get a painting from one of my favorite American impressionists, J. Alden Weir. Pronounced "wire" if my art history professor is to be believed, which I believe she is.

bit.ly/252oryg

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:53 AM (xuouz)

1089 1068 I'd be happier if the "social hill" in question wasn't a giant pile of slaughtered infants...
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone




And we know "pro-life" politicians like Jeb and Kasich were going to shut abortion down.

---

Jeb and spawn of mailman can go to hell. I know there's a limit to what POTUS can do against this particular travesty, but I do trust Cruz to do what he can especially with regard to SCOTUS. Trump? Not so much.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 15, 2016 11:54 AM (+cuAZ)

1090 1077
Did anyone see Obama's card holding free style rap session in the Rose Garden?

Talk about Lame.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:51 AM (2PHKP)



Barack Obama sucks

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:52 AM (xuouz)

Yes, he does.

Posted by: Reggie at March 15, 2016 11:54 AM (2PHKP)

1091 Wow - still working on the morning thread?
Posted by: Weasel at March 15, 2016 11:53 AM (6xtq3)

All the livelong goddamn day

Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:54 AM (xuouz)

1092 1064 how many of you who aren't behind enemy lines in California like me are thinking "oh, please, Jerry, do it - DO IT!"? And would one of you kindly save me a space when it happens?
Posted by: Qoheleth at March 15, 2016 11:42 AM (iIzG7)

My wife and I are abandoning CA next month for TN. My family has been here for 3 generations and as much as I love living here, between taxes, nanny state laws and regs and soon, even sillier gun laws...we are outta here.

Posted by: Beer Ninja at March 15, 2016 11:54 AM (KBjNt)

1093 I've always figured that Kasich would be the one to go 3rd party if Trump is the nominee.
He's older and really has no future in politics, i.e., has nothing to lose.
And he's obviously vain enough to do it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille


At this point, he would have to go write in since so many of the states have sore loser laws and he was in the primary.

Also, Kasich probably steals votes from Hillary, almost like a Bloomberg candidacy.

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 11:54 AM (tBRiq)

1094 Don't complain about this stale thread.As soon as ace is up the beatings will continue until morale improves.

Posted by: steevy at March 15, 2016 11:54 AM (B48dK)

1095 Wow, already 30 past the Norman Conquest. Come on Columbus!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 15, 2016 11:55 AM (rwI+c)

1096 Hey Jenny,

I hate my phone too. It is a BLU I got on ....

.. Amazon.

Bricked itself after just 6 months.

Now, I am sitting here waiting for a replacement today from...

...Amazon. Another BLU.

I am a slow learner.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 15, 2016 11:55 AM (NQmg1)

1097 1075 Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2016 11:52 AM (Y9g6h)


YUUUUGE...

They have a local concoction called an "orphan Girl" for the old mine...

had a virgin version called a "nice girl" that was pretty nice.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:56 AM (g8Hfr)

1098 Jeb and spawn of mailman can go to hell. I know there's a limit to what POTUS can do against this particular travesty, but I do trust Cruz to do what he can especially with regard to SCOTUS. Trump? Not so much.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone



We saw how good Cruz's judgement was with John Roberts.

I doubt Trump could do any worse.

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 11:56 AM (tBRiq)

1099 I'm not sure, but I think he sometimes works for a living.
Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2016 11:39 AM (Fmupd)
==========
Judging by his twitter feed, no. I think he retired and may dabble in collectibles.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 15, 2016 11:56 AM (iQIUe)

1100
What social hills are we willing to give up to get the law enforced and the social justice jackboot off the throat of the economy?
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:42 AM (xuouz)


There are bigger things in play here than pocketbook issues. If the Republican Party--which was founded in opposition to human slavery--cannot take a stand against the murder of innocent little babies, then what is it good for? What is its purpose? Why does it exist?

This isn't justa social issue. This is a philosophical issue at least as important as the slavery issue was 150 years ago. If 'personhood' is a determination made by the State--which the heart of the abortion debate--then you can easily imagine where that might lead, where it is leading in Europe.

And if it is determined that our rights are not granted by our Creator but by the State, by other men, what then?

Those are not 'social issues'. Those are THE issues. All else is ancillary and incidental.

Posted by: Dr. Ben Carson, Not An Opportunist at March 15, 2016 11:56 AM (UWlp+)

1101 Select Breitbart headlines:
LOSING FLORIDA COULD DESTROY RUBIO'S POLITICAL CAREER
NEWT: IT'S EITHER TRUMP OR CRUZ
MEDIA ENCOURAGING VIOLENT ATTACKS ON TRUMP
Stacey Dash: Donald Trump Is Not Violent, He's 'Street'
Chicago Cop: Anti-Trump Mob More Aggressive and Destructive than Reported
'Big Tent' Trump Forcing Party to Attack Itself
Trump's Appeal Divides Tea Party Loyalties
Civil War Rages in Party Mitt Romney Destroyed
Republican Pundits Hate Donald Trump, Will Fight Him All the Way to Convention
JERRY BROWN: IF Trump WINS, WE'LL BUILD WALL AROUND CALIFORNIA
Report: 124 Released Criminal Aliens Later Charged with Murder
SHERIFF JOE: 39 PERCENT OF ILLEGALS TURNED OVER TO ICE RETURN BACK TO MARICOPA CO JAILS

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 15, 2016 11:56 AM (r1fLd)

1102 Trump/Fields 2016

Cruz/Lewandowski 2016


To heal a a nation

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 15, 2016 11:56 AM (mEZce)

1103 Off Ben Carson sock.

Posted by: Dr. Ben Carson, Not An Opportunist at March 15, 2016 11:56 AM (UWlp+)

1104 So another "provide your own content Tuesday" eh?

Posted by: Iblis at March 15, 2016 11:56 AM (9221z)

1105 Kinda stuffy in here. Kind of, well, smelly.

Posted by: Weasel at March 15, 2016 11:57 AM (6xtq3)

1106 "I've read that Trump pays Lewandowski $20,000 a week for his services."


Hopefully, when Trump is president, he'll get the congressional pay changed so that, with bonus, this is what our congressmen will make.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 11:57 AM (Zs4uk)

1107 Donald Trump is an asshole.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at March 15, 2016 08:47 AM (U6f54)


Have you taken over maddog's gig? How is the pay? Benefits?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2016 11:57 AM (/i7Ua)

1108 Did anyone see Obama's card holding free style rap session in the Rose Garden?

Talk about Lame.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:51 AM (2PHKP)

Yes. Complete with the drum set being played on the WH porch.
All I could think of was GW Bush saying he didn't want to ever sully the office of the President.

Obama holds rapper cards and nods his head in time. Clinton sold one night stands for people in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2016 11:57 AM (rKNmI)

1109
We saw how good Cruz's judgement was with John Roberts.



I doubt Trump could do any worse.

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 11:56 AM (tBRiq)

We saw how Trump said nothing about Roberts before he was confirmed. Shows how good his judgement is.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:57 AM (2PHKP)

1110 Sally Field showed her bare butt in "Stay Hungry", an underrated movie.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at March 15, 2016 11:57 AM (1xUj/)

1111 1060
if Trump wins today, I think I will go on an 8-month bender


Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at March 15, 2016 11:49 AM (tiuvr)

I've already been on an 8 month bender

Posted by: Time traveler from 2018 at March 15, 2016 11:58 AM (aRUb8)

1112 To get the full effect of 1100, read at 1/2 speed.

And blink. A lot. Slowly.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 15, 2016 11:58 AM (RKJF2)

1113 1086 Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 15, 2016 11:53 AM (JxMoP)


I live in a Montana Donk stronghold...

most popular bumpersticker here is "This is Montana Leave It Alone"....

The fleeing mexifornian communists have few fans here even in the midst of Barney Zanders land.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 11:58 AM (g8Hfr)

1114 In the meanwhile, here's some suitable Homer Winslow , 'Gulfstream':
http://preview.tinyurl.com/phv5zzf
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2016 11:52 AM (9mTYi)

G4 playa!

Posted by: Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder at March 15, 2016 11:58 AM (XItbt)

1115 Posted by: Joanne at March 15, 2016 11:49 AM (hgBpU)

I don't think I've ever claimed he didn't grab her. Only that there was no malicious intent involved if he did.

Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 11:58 AM (sdPF/)

1116 JERRY BROWN: IF Trump WINS, WE'LL BUILD WALL AROUND CALIFORNIA



All Trump has to do is trumpet this and he'll win 49 states.


EVERYONE hates California, even Californians

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 11:58 AM (tBRiq)

1117
Yes. Complete with the drum set being played on the WH porch.

All I could think of was GW Bush saying he didn't want to ever sully the office of the President.



Obama holds rapper cards and nods his head in time. Clinton sold one night stands for people in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2016 11:57 AM (rKNmI)

Most presidential president who ever presidented.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:58 AM (2PHKP)

1118 I like Jerry Brown's idea about a wall around California but only if the wall prevents liberals from leaving the state and screwing up other states just like they've screwed up California.

-
So more of a Berlin wall than the Great Wall of Trump.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 15, 2016 11:58 AM (Nwg0u)

1119 1100
What social hills are we willing to give up to get the law enforced and the social justice jackboot off the throat of the economy?
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:42 AM (xuouz)


There are bigger things in play here than pocketbook issues. If the Republican Party--which was founded in opposition to human slavery--cannot take a stand against the murder of innocent little babies, then what is it good for? What is its purpose? Why does it exist?

This isn't justa social issue. This is a philosophical issue at least as important as the slavery issue was 150 years ago. If 'personhood' is a determination made by the State--which the heart of the abortion debate--then you can easily imagine where that might lead, where it is leading in Europe.

And if it is determined that our rights are not granted by our Creator but by the State, by other men, what then?

Those are not 'social issues'. Those are THE issues. All else is ancillary and incidental.

----

Well said.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 15, 2016 11:59 AM (+cuAZ)

1120 So another "provide your own content Tuesday" eh?>>>

Unfortunately everybody brought buns.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 15, 2016 11:59 AM (XtAzU)

1121 Thread status:

"It's old."

Posted by: Sharkman at March 15, 2016 11:59 AM (QWtgr)

1122 Art thread must be on Spring break

Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 11:59 AM (nov1p)

1123 So Trump should really start saying we're building a wall from Beaumont to Ft Dick.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 12:00 PM (2PHKP)

1124 JERRY BROWN: IF Trump WINS, WE'LL BUILD WALL AROUND CALIFORNIA
*****

First good reason I've seen to vote for Trump. If Jerry promises to secede or move everyone in CA to Canada, I might actually start actively supporting Trump.

Posted by: Damiano at March 15, 2016 12:01 PM (XItbt)

1125 We saw how Trump said nothing about Roberts before he was confirmed. Shows how good his judgement is.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:57 AM (2PHKP)

Trump was a private citizen, creating private businesses and hotels. What was he supposed to say? Take out an ad in the NYT?

He had no involvement in Roberts nomination or confirmation. And in Cruz' defense, who the hell would have ever thought Roberts would be so schizo in his decisions?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2016 12:01 PM (rKNmI)

1126 I'm packing for fun-camp just in case. Should I bring my scuba gear?

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2016 12:01 PM (Fmupd)

1127 Whatever happens, I hope Kasich loses. Hate him

Posted by: ThunderB at March 15, 2016 12:01 PM (nov1p)

1128 @1100
Donald says "Planned Parenthood does wonderful things" (except for that icky infanticide and dead baby parts thing), else he knows he'll get whacked with War on Womyn in the general Now I know this is not a popular position on this site, but after Breitbart's disciples made this issue, the GOP had their chance and did f*ck all about it. If I'm Donald, I say PP is not the hill to die on right now. Carly Fiorina tried, and it got her run out of the race because MSM purposefully ignored her. And, for their efforts, the Breitbart disciples got arrested for felonies ... in Texas!

Ted says that Congress can overturn Roe v Wade by simply declaring a fetus to be a person. It's on his website. He won't win any more states than Romney did because of this position alone.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 15, 2016 12:01 PM (r1fLd)

1129 I miss the art thread. It makes Tuesdays so much less rapey.

Posted by: Beer Ninja at March 15, 2016 12:01 PM (KBjNt)

1130 We saw how good Cruz's judgement was with John Roberts.

-
Bad Bob fooled a lot of us.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 15, 2016 12:01 PM (Nwg0u)

1131 We saw how Trump said nothing about Roberts before he was confirmed. Shows how good his judgement is.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Cruz was intimately involved in the selection process and was actually good friends with John Roberts.

Supposedly he's a big reason Bush didn't go with Luttig instead. So we'd have ObamaCare thrown out with a better judge. Even Kennedy thought ObamaCare was unconstitutional.

You really going to put that in Trump's lap?

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 12:01 PM (tBRiq)

1132 I'm not sure, but I think he sometimes works for a living.

Posted by: Soona at March 15, 2016 11:39 AM (Fmupd)


Work?..WORK!

Posted by: Maynard G Krebs at March 15, 2016 12:01 PM (aRUb8)

1133 I'm glad ace quit twitter or he'd really be out of things to say.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 15, 2016 12:02 PM (6ZOBW)

1134 Nood!

Posted by: Beer Ninja at March 15, 2016 12:02 PM (KBjNt)

1135 Stop her--Bernie---you're our only hope.

I'm getting bored with this schtick.

Probably going to leave the day to day stuff with the Fat Man.

Posted by: Donald Trump at March 15, 2016 12:02 PM (mcm0N)

1136 1125 Posted by: Damiano at March 15, 2016 12:01 PM (XItbt)


Mexico my friend....

Kal-ee-fore-nee-ya has decided America needs to look like Tijuana and Ciudad Juarez....let them bathe in it.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 15, 2016 12:02 PM (g8Hfr)

1137 Nood. Git along, little corgis.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2016 12:03 PM (bzd8I)

1138 >>>>So more of a Berlin wall than the Great Wall of Trump.
------

No, more like Escape from LA.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 15, 2016 12:03 PM (JxMoP)

1139 Cruz was intimately involved in the selection process and was actually good friends with John Roberts.



You really going to put that in Trump's lap?

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 12:01 PM (tBRiq)

And at that point, what had Roberts done?

Posted by: Mr. Sensible at March 15, 2016 12:03 PM (aRUb8)

1140 Trump was a private citizen, creating private businesses and hotels. What was he supposed to say? Take out an ad in the NYT?



He had no involvement in Roberts nomination or confirmation. And in
Cruz' defense, who the hell would have ever thought Roberts would be so
schizo in his decisions?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 15, 2016 12:01 PM (rKNmI)

Exactly. Both Cruz and Trump are as much to blame about Roberts as you and I. My point was the original argument was ridiculous, since Cruz wasn't even in the senate. But some people keep parroting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 12:04 PM (2PHKP)

1141 1093---At this point, he would have to go write in since so many of the states have sore loser laws and he was in the primary.

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 11:54 AM (tBRiq)
--------------
Ahhh. So it would have to be someone who has not been a candidate. Hmmmm....

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 15, 2016 12:04 PM (T/5A0)

1142 "Kal-ee-fore-nee-ya has decided America needs to look like Tijuana and Ciudad Juarez....let them bathe in it."

Most of the Californians around where I live don't bathe all that often. Drought thing, and all that.

Bathe in Tijuana? We're not just soaking in it, we're marinating.

Posted by: Qoheleth at March 15, 2016 12:05 PM (iIzG7)

1143
Cruz was intimately involved in the selection process and was actually good friends with John Roberts.



Supposedly he's a big reason Bush didn't go with Luttig instead. So
we'd have ObamaCare thrown out with a better judge. Even Kennedy
thought ObamaCare was unconstitutional.



You really going to put that in Trump's lap?

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 12:01 PM (tBRiq)

Wow. So in your mind, Roberts told Cruz "I can't wait to push Obamacare through!"?
You have an odd sense of calendar.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 12:05 PM (2PHKP)

1144 There are bigger things in play here than pocketbook issues. If the Republican Party--which was founded in opposition to human slavery--cannot take a stand against the murder of innocent little babies, then what is it good for? What is its purpose? Why does it exist?

________________


And Trump has said he's pro-life, which is all this is, a label. Biden ran as a pro-life Senator as did Mormon Harry Reid.

No one really thinks abortion is ever going to be outlawed in 50 states, might as well promise everyone a unicorn.

I personally think abortion is barbaric and evil, but that it was a stupid issue to address in the political arena and only serves to cost us votes as all sorts of absurd "Akin" type rape scenarios scare the shit out women voters. And it's all for nothing as abortion will still be legal.

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 12:05 PM (tBRiq)

1145 Utah Republican Rep. Jason Chaffetz, chairman of the House oversight committee, revealed an internal EPA memo during a hearing Tuesday between agency officials responsible for overseeing clean water operations in Michigan. The September 2015 memo said, 'I'm not so sure Flint is the community we want to go out on a limb for.'



Ouch.

Whatever could they mean though.

Black or African American alone, percent, April 1, 2010

56.6%


Oh.

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 15, 2016 12:05 PM (mEZce)

1146 Hopefully, when Trump is president, he'll get the congressional pay changed so that, with bonus, this is what our congressmen will make.

Posted by: jwest at March 15, 2016 11:57 AM (Zs4uk)


Heh. Emergency Executive Order due to Yuuuuge debt - also they only get two/six years of retirement benefits, equal to one term length.

Posted by: Joanne at March 15, 2016 12:06 PM (hgBpU)

1147 Not sure which is more amazing/distressing...

That I keep reloading the front page and see no new thread... or...

that I keep reloading this page and there's so! many! new! comments!

* checks front before posting *

I'm willowed just in time. Neeeewewwwd

Posted by: mindful webworker - hilarity enshues at March 15, 2016 12:08 PM (Gjw1J)

1148 John East - results semi good
==============

Man, that's a name I haven't seen mentioned in a while.

Posted by: mrp at March 15, 2016 12:09 PM (JBggj)

1149 Wow. So in your mind, Roberts told Cruz "I can't wait to push Obamacare through!"?
You have an odd sense of calendar.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


It shows a lack of judgement in Cruz. He basically got a dry run to appoint a Chief Justice and he fucked us.

Maybe not on purpose, but the end result is the same.

An establishment Bush inside figure picked an Establishment justice that was also his good buddy.

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 12:09 PM (tBRiq)

1150 Nood

Posted by: RWC - Team TTBTFW at March 15, 2016 12:09 PM (mEZce)

1151 Why did Lewandoski grab Fields in the first place?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2016 09:16 AM (sLVyZ)


Because the second place was out of reach?


Try the veal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2016 12:10 PM (/i7Ua)

1152 1129
I miss the art thread. It makes Tuesdays so much less rapey.

Posted by: Beer Ninja at March 15, 2016 12:01 PM (KBjNt)

LESS rapey? You want LESS rapey? What are you....a fag? Raping is just being assertive. I'm very assertive. Thats how I got what I have (well that and Daddy's money). Nobody rapes better than me. I've been doin' it for decades..I just have. And I'm the best. The best.

Posted by: Donald Trumps Brain at March 15, 2016 12:10 PM (aRUb8)

1153
It shows a lack of judgement in Cruz. He basically got a dry run to appoint a Chief Justice and he fucked us.




Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 12:09 PM (tBRiq)

How so? Your claim seems confused at best. Can you fill in the blanks a bit?

Posted by: Mimzey at March 15, 2016 12:12 PM (aRUb8)

1154
I personally think abortion is barbaric and evil, but that it was a stupid issue to address in the political arena and only serves to cost us votes as all sorts of absurd "Akin" type rape scenarios scare the shit out women voters. And it's all for nothing as abortion will still be legal.
Posted by: Baldwin

Except this isn't the situation. Right now abortion clinics have lax, if any health standards and inspections. And 13 year olds have been bestowed with this dubious 'sacred' right.

Posted by: AoSHQ Welcoming Committee at March 15, 2016 12:15 PM (326rv)

1155 How so? Your claim seems confused at best. Can you fill in the blanks a bit?
Posted by: Mimzey


This is not exactly "news", did you not know about this?

Go do your own research, Cruz was very much a John Roberts booster and has been friends with him for 20 years.

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 12:16 PM (tBRiq)

1156 No one really thinks abortion is ever going to be outlawed in 50 states, might as well promise everyone a unicorn



Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 12:05 PM (tBRiq)

Thats a strawman. Which politician has ever proposed outlawing abortion in all 57 states?

Posted by: Mimzey at March 15, 2016 12:20 PM (aRUb8)

1157 1155
How so? Your claim seems confused at best. Can you fill in the blanks a bit?

Posted by: Mimzey





This is not exactly "news", did you not know about this?



Go do your own research, Cruz was very much a John Roberts booster and has been friends with him for 20 years.

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 12:16 PM (tBRiq)

Model glue is also for models

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 12:20 PM (2PHKP)

1158 Well the JEF could make the entire 200 mile exclusion zone on BOTH coasts a designated wilderness area subject to no drilling. The Bronco Bama Fuck You Wilderness Area. It's HUGE!

Posted by: Hildabeast at March 15, 2016 12:20 PM (aDCkG)

1159 Lewandowski grabs Fields to save Trump from possible bone-head statement.

The rest, they say, is history.

I've read that Trump pays Lewandowski $20,000 a week for his services. IMO, he should get paid a lot more than that. Lewandowski has probably singlehandedly saved Trump's ass more times than we can count.
Posted by: Joanne at March 15, 2016 11:49 AM (hgBpU)


-------------------------

To be honest, Leewboski did yell out only moments before "time to leave, no more questions" and then they started walking off.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 12:20 PM (LXJ1e)

1160 Friends with =/= was responsible for his nomination especially "had a dry run at nominating a Chief Justice".

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 15, 2016 12:21 PM (+cuAZ)

1161 Go do your own research, Cruz was very much a John Roberts booster and has been friends with him for 20 years.

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 12:16 PM (tBRiq)

Non sequitur.
I asked YOU to fill in the blanks of YOUR claim. How could I or anyone else do "research" on that?

Posted by: Mimzey at March 15, 2016 12:22 PM (aRUb8)

1162 Model glue is also for models
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I can see it's going to be a fun primary for you

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 12:22 PM (tBRiq)

1163 All right, I've done my civic duty, maybe for the last time.

Posted by: Kerry Lawson at March 15, 2016 12:24 PM (8n+U+)

1164 867 The daughter thing is Trump's fault. Period. No one made him take that creepy photo with Ivanka on his lap. No one made him say that crap on The View.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 15, 2016 11:12 AM (2PHKP)

------------------


That video of Cruz hugging his daughter is his fault. Nobody made him do it. The fact that it makes him look like a pedophile is only his fault.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 12:25 PM (LXJ1e)

1165 Quick google revealed that Cruz described Roberts as "brilliant". Yes. He is, and he had a great record when nominated. Brilliant people sometimes make shockingly bad decisions that no one could've predicted

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 15, 2016 12:25 PM (+cuAZ)

1166 Maybe you can educate me and tell me why she's voting for Trump since I can't read.

Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 15, 2016 09:43 AM (PkIg+)


She does it just to piss you off, Joe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2016 12:26 PM (/i7Ua)

1167 Posted by: Joanne at March 15, 2016 11:49 AM (hgBpU)

I don't think I've ever claimed he didn't grab her. Only that there was no malicious intent involved if he did.

Posted by: Blano at March 15, 2016 11:58 AM (sdPF/)


Can you imagine the pressure Lewandowski has to be under? I'm surprised his face isn't permanently disfigured from all the face-palms.

I don't think his intent was to hurt her, but under the circumstances, I do think he grabbed her probably more harshly than he intended to.

Posted by: Joanne at March 15, 2016 12:28 PM (hgBpU)

1168 To be honest, Leewboski did yell out only moments before "time to leave, no more questions" and then they started walking off.





Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 12:20 PM (LXJ1e)

Does that usually work?? When reporters hear that, they usually turn around and walk the other way, or dutifully shut up and all one can hear is the sound of footsteps?

Posted by: Mimzey at March 15, 2016 12:28 PM (aRUb8)

1169 Trump donated to politicians, Trump tried to use eminent domain, Trump sued a journalist for libel "just to make his life miserable" and I don't care about any of that.

Same thing with Cruz. GS? Evangelical stuff? Who cares? He has legitimate conservative and anti-estab bona fides. You have to get funding somehow.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at March 15, 2016 11:15 AM (xuouz)

--------------------------

The Cruz stuff isn't directed at you. It really isn't directed at the Cruz supporters. It's directed at the lurkers so they can get both sides.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 12:29 PM (LXJ1e)

1170 Here's Cruz writing an editorial in support of John Roberts

This went well beyond a quick compliment, Cruz was very much involved in the Bush Administration as a Solicitor General. he was a booster and friend

http://tinyurl.com/h4chjjt

Posted by: Baldwin at March 15, 2016 12:31 PM (tBRiq)

1171 Your Fearless Leader really did say that he'd 'date' his daughter if she wasn't, you know, his daughter. Trump followers respond to this by claiming the desire to date one's own daughter is perfectly normal, although I wonder how they'd react if, say, their friendlyneighbor Bob made such an admission at a neighborhood barbeque.

Given their mindset, I'm guessingthey'd try to make Bob president.of the housing association.
Posted by: troyriser at March 15, 2016 11:25 AM (UWlp+)

---------------


Cruz really did hug his daughter on video as if he was touching her in her no-no space.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 12:31 PM (LXJ1e)

1172 I don't think his intent was to hurt her, but under the circumstances, I do think he grabbed her probably more harshly than he intended to.

---

That's my read too.

Which is why he ought to have issued a simple apology and been done with it.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 15, 2016 12:33 PM (+cuAZ)

1173 The fact that it makes him look like a pedophile is only his fault.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 12:25 PM (LXJ1e)

What?? Maybe you're projecting your own thoughts?Just sayin'

Posted by: Mimzey at March 15, 2016 12:34 PM (aRUb8)

1174 To be honest, Leewboski did yell out only moments before "time to leave, no more questions" and then they started walking off.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 12:20 PM (LXJ1e)

So I can see him getting pissed off with her asking a question. Look, he has to take care of his boss - that's his job. I think the whole thing was an accident - but the Breitbart angle made it worse.

I can only imagine how hard it must be to try to corral Trump.

Posted by: Joanne at March 15, 2016 12:34 PM (hgBpU)

1175 Cruz really did hug his daughter on video as if he was touching her in her no-no space.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 12:31 PM (LXJ1e)

What do you mean by "as if"?
Again..projecting your own thoughts??

Posted by: Mimzey at March 15, 2016 12:36 PM (aRUb8)

1176 The fact that it makes him look like a pedophile is only his fault.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 12:25 PM (LXJ1e)


So when Trump loses because of super-uniting statements like this, will you reflect back on this time and accept your part in the loss?

Posted by: Joanne at March 15, 2016 12:38 PM (hgBpU)

1177 Does that usually work?? When reporters hear that, they usually turn around and walk the other way, or dutifully shut up and all one can hear is the sound of footsteps?
Posted by: Mimzey at March 15, 2016 12:28 PM (aRUb

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Apparently it worked so good that only one person asked him a question afterwards.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 12:40 PM (LXJ1e)

1178
So when Trump loses because of super-uniting statements like this, will you reflect back on this time and accept your part in the loss?
Posted by: Joanne at March 15, 2016 12:38 PM (hgBpU)

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This is in direct response to Cruz supporters pushing the Trump/incest crap.

Seems you don't care about that.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 12:43 PM (LXJ1e)

1179 Or to put it another way. The Trump/incest comments are just as ridiculous as the Cruz/incest comments.

The fact that Cruz supports have to continuously resort to the Trump/incest comments shows how ridiculous they are.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 12:50 PM (LXJ1e)

1180 Seems you don't care about that.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 12:43 PM (LXJ1e)

Dude, it's all stupid. The Trump picture is weird and creepy but he posed for it and has said stupid stuff about his daughter. But accusing someone of being a child molester because his kid has a shit fit is pretty juvenile.

Posted by: Joanne at March 15, 2016 12:53 PM (hgBpU)

1181 Your disdain for Fields aside, She didn't provoke Lewandowski's actions. That's the part that I disagree with. That and he has no class or respect for others.

Posted by: Arson Wells at March 15, 2016 11:07 AM (/E+t2)


One could make the case that she did provoke Lewandoski's action. Did you see the still photo from NBC? Trump in the foreground, striding out of the room, interviews over, and Field's hand seemingly reaching for his elbow, as if to detain him so she could get a question in. So Lewandoski takes it upon himself to run interference for Trump. Reporter being pushy, staff member gets (barely) physical in response. Lewandoski is on the audio as saying "Excuse me", and I would take that to mean, "Excuse me, but you cannot lay hands on the candidate, so I am restraining you."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2016 01:26 PM (/i7Ua)

1182 I wish I could figure out what Putin is doing in Syria. Maybe freeing up troops to use elsewhere? Assad can't be that secure and ISIS sure as hell hasn't been defeated.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at March 15, 2016 01:37 PM (hR1Jj)

1183 The only way to get to the bottom of the Field's thing, is for her to show us her tits.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 15, 2016 11:46 AM (jsWA


They might be horribly bruised. Somebody has to check. For the chirrens!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2016 01:45 PM (/i7Ua)

1184 Apparently it worked so good that only one person asked him a question afterwards.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at March 15, 2016 12:40 PM (LXJ1e)

What are you basing that claim on?

Posted by: Mimzey at March 15, 2016 03:53 PM (aRUb8)

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