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g'evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 05, 2016 10:27 PM (KCxzN) 2
FIRST!!!
Posted by: Marco Rubio at March 05, 2016 10:28 PM (KCxzN) 3
I done told'em
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 05, 2016 10:29 PM (KCxzN) 4
Don't you mean third Mario?
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Posted by: Trump for Sale at March 05, 2016 10:30 PM (H9MG5) 7
top ten AND read the content? wow.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2016 10:30 PM (AkOaV) 8
Kim should be face down in the litter box.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 05, 2016 10:30 PM (FkBIv) 9
Why in the world are there three seats in a room with a toilet?
Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2016 10:30 PM (NQaK+) 10
9 Why in the world are there three seats in a room with a toilet?
Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2016 10:30 PM (NQaK+) well, who doesnt prefer an audience? Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 05, 2016 10:30 PM (AkOaV) 11
Owl Cat is weird looking.
Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2016 10:31 PM (NQaK+) 12
9 Why in the world are there three seats in a room with a toilet?
Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2016 10:30 PM (NQaK+) Fluffers? Posted by: CDR M at March 05, 2016 10:31 PM (SCx0h) 13
I though it'd show up around the fifth or sixth comment
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 05, 2016 10:31 PM (KCxzN) 14
I like the bathroom where the floor is painted to make you think you can see all the way down the skyscraper.
I went to the CN Tower in Toronto. You could not get me to stand on the plexiglass. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 10:31 PM (1ijHg) 15
Evenin' everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 05, 2016 10:32 PM (YJmuy) Posted by: Bossy Conservative....tortured American at March 05, 2016 10:32 PM (+1T7c) 17
B-29s were nuclear capable.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 05, 2016 10:32 PM (FkBIv) 18
On The Cis Side of Trans
We are living in a society where you can not disparage someone for being "trans", but we can for someone being "not trans enough." More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11176 Posted by: The Political Hat at March 05, 2016 10:34 PM (vBeA5) 19
Trump is taking forever for his presser.
Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2016 10:34 PM (NQaK+) 20
Hi-keebah!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Kukri-Wielding Savage at March 05, 2016 10:34 PM (jR7Wy) Posted by: lucky americans at March 05, 2016 10:34 PM (AG7GB) 22
That's one hell of a sniper shot. So proud of our marksman. Lift a glass!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 05, 2016 10:34 PM (pUDQf) 23
Evening guys.
Posted by: thathalfrican - lemonade in the shade disposition at March 05, 2016 10:34 PM (R5HRU) 24
Howdy, y'all!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2016 10:35 PM (EzgxV) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 05, 2016 10:35 PM (voOPb) 26
Happy-ish Saturday Evening, all y'all ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critical Critic ... at March 05, 2016 10:35 PM (AoK0a) 27
Death Wish and Death Wish 2 don't need to be remade. The other Death Wish films were just plain goofy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 05, 2016 10:36 PM (FkBIv) 28
"Why in the world are there three seats in a room with a toilet?"
For the row of cats to sit and stare as you as you take care of business. Posted by: torquewrench at March 05, 2016 10:37 PM (noWW6) 29
Owl Cat looks a bit like my Kira, except that she has ears.
Posted by: rickl at March 05, 2016 10:37 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Adriane the Architecture Critic ... at March 05, 2016 10:37 PM (AoK0a) Posted by: Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper at March 05, 2016 10:37 PM (1ijHg) 32
Does immigration mean the end of Western Civilization?
One of the more irritating things about our current strife is the fact that our Betters in the GOP have never deemed it necessary to explain why they think there is no cost to unmetered immigration. We've never really have a debate regarding the actual issue in detail. They've never explained why permanent repression of wages is a good thing. Not even a single acknowledgement that there costs to open borders. Costs which by and large will never be visited on our Betters and their families. It's almost as if they don't want to have that discussion for some reason. Wish I knew why. Amazing toilet views from around the world. Is it weird if someone has dreams about weird and inconvenient water closets like those? Askin' for a friend of course... Boeing has designed a self-cleaning bathroom that zaps germs with UV light. Is is possible for germs to develop resistance? If so, WASF. Bruce Willis to star in Death Wish remake. Won't work. He's too much of a smirking, one-liner comedian to make it seem legit. Tonight's ONT brought to you by Owl Cat: Thought balloon: "Come and pet ... so I can kill you." Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2016 10:38 PM (A/3fN) 33
I'm tired. my brain is numb, my rapier-like wit is sheathed so I'm just going to sit down here by the outside wall--real close to the door with my car's remote start in hand.
I just wanted to say hi. Posted by: Northernlurker at March 05, 2016 10:38 PM (4rzL1) 34
After DW2 the franchise was in sequel cash whoring Hell and the writing had gone to drivel.
Even the original probably should have stayed a stand alone film. Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at March 05, 2016 10:39 PM (r6ujM) 35
Rubio.....with Kasich's dick up his ass????
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at March 05, 2016 10:39 PM (VDc7u) 36
Nice pic of a detachment of EA-6B Prowlers. Interesting it appears none have external ALQ-99 pods.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2016 10:39 PM (MfuR4) Posted by: Caseus Whig-US at March 05, 2016 10:39 PM (tGeaV) 38
Air Force Thunderbirds too male, too white, top general warns
Among the first things President Cruz needs to do is fire this PC motherfracker Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2016 10:40 PM (45oDG) 39
I misread that one solitary commode with the unobstructed view of the mountains as "Mt. Whitey Throne".
Because privilege. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Kukri-Wielding Savage at March 05, 2016 10:40 PM (jR7Wy) 40
Howdy, y'all!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2016 10:35 PM (EzgxV) 25 Woot woot ONT Now to the material Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 05, 2016 10:35 PM Praise the Lord! I'm still above ground. Be well ya'll. Posted by: Farmer at March 05, 2016 10:40 PM (o/90i) 41
Sure, by all means, let's have Affirmative Action Thunderbird pilots.
This country is beyond saving. Posted by: rickl at March 05, 2016 10:41 PM (sdi6R) 42
"B-29s were nuclear capable."
Touche. Although not off the shelf. Very extensive structural and systems mods. If you look up the oral histories of certain Manhattan Project luminaries, you may learn that one of the most vexing last minute issues wasn't anything to do with the weapons themselves. It was quite mundane mechanical matters such as making sure the bomb release shackle (not native to the B-29, sourced from the Brit Lancaster) worked properly. Posted by: torquewrench at March 05, 2016 10:41 PM (noWW6) 43
Milo & the Pitt student link
Good Lord, there are a number of parents who raised f*cking pussies. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 05, 2016 10:41 PM (voOPb) 44
B-29's.
Well deployed. I'd have to just go check a thing or two, but on the face of it, it looks as if no airplane not built by Boeing has ever delivered a nuclear (or "atomic") device. Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 05, 2016 10:42 PM (xq1UY) 45
gawd.....Kasichs debates make me throw up in my mouth
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at March 05, 2016 10:42 PM (VDc7u) 46
Good Gawd. When I was in college professors teaching freshmen made a point of telling them that they were expected to be adults and if they couldn't handle that, they would flunk out.
These kids at Pitt are whiny crybabies. How the hell can they stand each other? Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2016 10:43 PM (+lVUW) 47
38 Air Force Thunderbirds too male, too white, top general warns
Among the first things President Cruz needs to do is fire this PC motherfracker Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2016 10:40 PM (45oDG) Col. Ralph Peters as his top solider and weed out all the PC pricks there are Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 05, 2016 10:43 PM (voOPb) 48
if I disappear forever...it was wild turkey
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at March 05, 2016 10:43 PM (VDc7u) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2016 10:43 PM (MfuR4) 50
50!
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at March 05, 2016 10:44 PM (0O7c5) 51
I'm still waiting for the movie version of Vince Flynn's American Assassin. Bruce Willis was supposed to play Mitch Rapp's mentor. No release date given. Love that book.
Posted by: Joe Hallenbeck at March 05, 2016 10:44 PM (MNgU2) 52
ha
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at March 05, 2016 10:44 PM (0O7c5) Posted by: give the order at March 05, 2016 10:44 PM (AG7GB) 54
Charles Evers, the brother of murdered civil rights leader and icon Medgar Evers, has endorsed Donald Trump for president.
Liberal heads to explode in 3...2.. Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2016 10:44 PM (45oDG) 55
It would almost be worth it to go back to college just to be able to point at them and laugh.
Although I'd probably get charged with a hate crime. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2016 10:44 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 05, 2016 10:44 PM (voOPb) 57
I got banned last time I was this drunk.....now I have to sneak in the servant's entrance
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at March 05, 2016 10:44 PM (VDc7u) 58
I think the other Morons were right: Trump is waiting for KY to be called before he starts his press conference.
Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2016 10:45 PM (HvkUJ) 59
Maet, Sarah Hoyt wrote an article called 'The War on Competence.'
http://accordingtohoyt.com/2016/03/04/the-war-on-competence/ Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2016 10:45 PM (MfuR4) 60
I begged for Ace to unban me....but he's not the unban type
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at March 05, 2016 10:45 PM (VDc7u) 61
KY just called for Trump
Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2016 10:46 PM (HvkUJ) Posted by: qdpsteve at March 05, 2016 10:46 PM (ntObR) 63
Col. Ralph Peters as his top solider and weed out all the PC pricks there are
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 05, 2016 10:43 PM (voOPb) Or R Lee Ermey. Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2016 10:46 PM (45oDG) 64
So Trump won 2, Cruz won 2, and we still don't about Puerto Rico.
I haven't bothered to look at what this means in terms of delegates. I''m guessing that Trump won more, but could be wrong. Posted by: Michael the Hobbit (7th-generation Texan) at March 05, 2016 10:46 PM (dPpmC) 65
So was it Dondi who just got lubed by KY?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2016 10:46 PM (MfuR4) 66
It's the Commonwealth of Kentucky, not state dammit!
Posted by: logprof, native Virginian at March 05, 2016 10:46 PM (HvkUJ) 67
I'd have to just go check a thing or two, but on the face of it, it
looks as if no airplane not built by Boeing has ever delivered a nuclear (or "atomic") device. Rooskies never dropped one from a plane in any of their tests? Posted by: not Slim Pickens at March 05, 2016 10:47 PM (r6V2c) 68
Trump uses KY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 05, 2016 10:47 PM (voOPb) Posted by: Bloomberg at March 05, 2016 10:47 PM (+lVUW) 70
Kentucky....just called a bunch of angry white men by CNN
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at March 05, 2016 10:47 PM (VDc7u) 71
NYC is averaging 10 stabbing attacks a day this year).
Knife Control! Posted by: Bloomberg I'd settle for Democrat control. C'mon. It's a compromise! Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2016 10:48 PM (A/3fN) 72
Hello Morons
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at March 05, 2016 10:48 PM (WPm3x) 73
Well the USSR's first nuclear capable bomber was the Tu-4 Bison which they reversed engineered from three B-29s that landed after bombing missions on Japan and were interred.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2016 10:48 PM (MfuR4) 74
Did anyone notice you can vote for "uncommitted" in the Kentucky caucus?
Why can't we do that for the Presidential election? We could have kept the office vacant this whole time until a candidate finally comes along that isn't such a shitbird. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 05, 2016 10:49 PM (qHgBB) 75
Bruce Willis remaking Deat Wish?
That ain't right. Perhaps Jason Staham Once again the white man keeping urban campers & hikers down Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 05, 2016 10:49 PM (voOPb) 76
The city was averaging more than 10 stabbing attacks a day
De Blasio claims he is getting guns off the street : No, it is a change in tactics toward the same end. A gun shot draws attention and people immediately look to see and it's difficult to quickly conceal the handgun and casually walk away. A slashing knife attack makes no immediate sound because the victim might not immediately assume it was an attack rather than just a punch or shove. By the time the victim realizes the attack for what it was, the perp has casually walked off some distance and bystanders have no idea what happened. The victim then has to call attention to the attack, "That guy just stabbed me!" and bystanders, some of whom might well dismiss the whole thing, have to take time to figure it all out, while the perp makes his escape. It's a terror tactic. Posted by: Caseus Whig-US at March 05, 2016 10:50 PM (tGeaV) 77
What is that cat whispering into Kim Jong's ear?
Posted by: angela urkel at March 05, 2016 10:50 PM (V/11D) 78
Evening all. The black fainting couch facing the white toilet shoved in the corner just looks odd to me because of my white guilt & privilege:-)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at March 05, 2016 10:50 PM (yNyJy) Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at March 05, 2016 10:50 PM (AoK0a) 80
I will fully commit to "Uncommitted" for President! WINNING!
Posted by: Burn It Down at March 05, 2016 10:50 PM (qHgBB) 81
"Boeing has designed a self-cleaning bathroom"
Oh gawd. Not this again. Scum Scamfrisco, with its amazing numbers of street-living winoes, junkies, tweakers, crazies, and so forth, has traditionally had problems maintaining public toilets in an acceptably sanitary and safe way. A while back, a French company came to the city and said that they had a magnifique automated self-cleaning toilet kiosk which they would be happy to install if the city would allow them to post advertising on the kiosks. One of those uniquely SFian cluster headaches ensued, in which this rather simple proposal turned into a violently contentious civic catfight. If memory serves, at one point there were several different ballot issues being proposed over... toilets. Anyway, the locals finally got tired of pee and poop on the streets, and the self-cleaning toilet kiosks went in. It was then literally only _days_ before the first reports arrived of skanky hookers turning tricks in them, junkies shooting up and overdosing in them, comatose winoes being wrung out by the self-cleaning cycle, innocent Midwestern tourists trapped inside... the most gawdawful latrine-scented snafu you have ever seen. Posted by: torquewrench at March 05, 2016 10:51 PM (noWW6) Posted by: derit at March 05, 2016 10:51 PM (OC+TJ) Posted by: all time favorite line at March 05, 2016 10:51 PM (AG7GB) 84
Heads up all, the Madam herself is in the shadows tonight
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at March 05, 2016 10:52 PM (WPm3x) 85
NYC is averaging 10 stabbing attacks a day this year). Knife Control! Posted by: Bloomberg http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3304/151/original.jpg Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 05, 2016 10:52 PM (FkBIv) Posted by: all time favorite line at March 05, 2016 10:52 PM (AG7GB) 87
LMAO, Trump joked that Cruz should've won Maine because it's next to Canada.
Posted by: logprof, native Virginian at March 05, 2016 10:52 PM (HvkUJ) 88
Torque Wrench, so you are saying a remake of The Out of Towners in SF would not be a comedy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2016 10:52 PM (MfuR4) 89
Kateurday ONT Compliance Videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey5VCJHhYNs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeJjde76P2M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8XtfCM6d7o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulD7H7-eLpA Posted by: kbdabear at March 05, 2016 10:52 PM (3niVn) 90
This country is beyond saving.
Well then may your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that we were countrymen. You may now have the blog entirely to yourself. Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 05, 2016 10:53 PM (xq1UY) 91
The Russkies dropped some of the early test bombs from Tu-4 bombers I believe.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 05, 2016 10:53 PM (/WPPJ) 92
What is that cat whispering into Kim Jong's ear?
You think my barbs hurt? Wait until you see what's waiting for you in hell! Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 05, 2016 10:53 PM (YJmuy) 93
g'night, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 05, 2016 10:53 PM (KCxzN) 94
Thanks for the Nood, bastiges
Posted by: L, Elle at March 05, 2016 10:54 PM (2x3L+) 95
Does immigration mean the end of Western Civilization?
Yes. Next question? Good Lord, that article was depressing. I haven't read "Camp of the Saints", and now I don't have to. It's playing out in real time. Posted by: rickl at March 05, 2016 10:54 PM (sdi6R) 96
More Kateurday ONT Compliance Videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77-pNVbE0Uw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYWtLxRt2G8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyLASYKoSbs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0f6WZGZa6Y Posted by: kbdabear at March 05, 2016 10:54 PM (3niVn) 97
38 Air Force Thunderbirds too male, too white, top general warns
After that muslim terrorist massacred those soldiers at Fort Hood, one of the first things out of the mouth of the officer in charge was something about how he hoped it wouldn't hurt the diversity program. Of course with Obama in office there was no chance of that loser being shitcanned. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2016 10:54 PM (+lVUW) 98
48 if I disappear forever...it was wild turkey
Heh, first time I got really shitfaced was on Wild Turkey, a friends parents went out of town so we drank his dad's bottle, it was one of those bottles that actually was a turkey instead of regular glass bottle. Posted by: All Teh Meh at March 05, 2016 10:54 PM (yos+4) 99
53 somebody!?
anybody!? Posted by: give the order at March 05, 2016 10:44 PM (AG7GB) They must be reading the content. Another fine ONT, Maet. Thank you. LBJ could have used bathrooms with seats facing the toilet as he liked to invite staffers into chat with him while he was taking a dump. They sat on the edge of the tub. Imagine sitting there and enduring the sounds and smells of the president of the US and the most powerful man in the world farting and crapping. Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 05, 2016 10:55 PM (P8951) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2016 10:55 PM (MfuR4) 101
Howdy Farmer
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 05, 2016 10:44 PM Hey MH. Check your emails. Been thru a similar situation re: the back. Best to ya. T Posted by: Farmer at March 05, 2016 10:55 PM (o/90i) 102
9 Why in the world are there three seats in a room with a toilet?
Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2016 10:30 PM (NQaK+) It's the White House crapper for Obama. The 3 seats are for CNN, NBC, and New York Times to all give him the proper credit for taking the best dump in the history of civilization and anyone who doesn't think so is a racist. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 05, 2016 10:56 PM (1JnAL) 103
I just queefed.
Posted by: Hillary!! at March 05, 2016 10:56 PM (HvkUJ) Posted by: Basement Cat at March 05, 2016 10:56 PM (3C9q2) 105
The intellectually pure have spoken, as usual it is a self centered and garbled message!
Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at March 05, 2016 10:56 PM (wIuiQ) 106
Donna, remember that LBJ always boasted they could never bomb an outhouse in Vietnam without his permission.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2016 10:56 PM (MfuR4) 107
LMAO, Trump joked that Cruz should've won Maine because it's next to Canada.
****************** LOL Although seriously, that does mitigate my apprehension that Cruz can only perform well in deep red states. I'm glad he's able to do strongly not just in Maine but in NH (where no one expected him to finish third) and Minnesota, finishing second. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 05, 2016 10:57 PM (qHgBB) 108
Bruce Willis to star in Death Wish remake.
Won't work. He's too much of a smirking, one-liner comedian to make it seem legit. He was pretty serious in Surrogates. I don't remember any one-liners, but I do remember his palpable anguish about what was the central issue for his character. Worth seeing, by the way. Posted by: Splunge at March 05, 2016 10:57 PM (iMxBJ) 109
It's the White House crapper for Obama. The 3 seats are for CNN, NBC, and New York Times to all give him the proper credit for taking the best dump in the history of civilization and anyone who doesn't think so is a racist.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 05, 2016 10:56 PM (1JnAL) --LMAO Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2016 10:57 PM (HvkUJ) 110
it's as simple as that.
Posted by: bill for cat at March 05, 2016 10:57 PM (AG7GB) 111
And I thought dogs were the only pets mailmen had to deal with...
Posted by: sinalco at March 05, 2016 10:57 PM (R+p/Q) 112
my g/f bought me a bottle of ....sorry...wild turkey......sorry accepted.....
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at March 05, 2016 10:57 PM (VDc7u) Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 05, 2016 10:58 PM (YJmuy) 114
84 Heads up all, the Madam herself is in the shadows tonight
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at March 05, 2016 10:52 PM (WPm3x) I left a few brain droppings in the last thread. Nothing earth shattering, but my own little take on the situation. Posted by: madamemayhem at March 05, 2016 10:58 PM (WPm3x) 115
How much blood on the floor in the caucus/primary threads below?
Just need a little mopping or do we have to fire up the Zamboni? Posted by: kbdabear at March 05, 2016 10:58 PM (3niVn) Posted by: bill for cat at March 05, 2016 10:58 PM (AG7GB) 117
but....sorry....wild turkey...will still get me banned
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at March 05, 2016 10:58 PM (VDc7u) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 05, 2016 10:58 PM (voOPb) 119
>>>Why in the world are there three seats in a room with a toilet?
Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2016 10:30 PM (NQaK+) <<< What's strange about that?! Posted by: Lena Dunham, eating some cake on the toilet at March 05, 2016 10:59 PM (H9MG5) 120
97 38 Air Force Thunderbirds too male, too white, top general warns
After that muslim terrorist massacred those soldiers at Fort Hood, one of the first things out of the mouth of the officer in charge was something about how he hoped it wouldn't hurt the diversity program. Of course with Obama in office there was no chance of that loser being shitcanned. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2016 10:54 PM (+lVUW) That is pathetic. And sadly, it's about the only thing that matters to federal agencies these days. Not the job the agency was created for, but diversity. Who cares if we protect US citizen's lives, or hunt terrorists, we need to make sure our hiring looks like a middle school math book!!! Posted by: Moki at March 05, 2016 10:59 PM (7q2ch) 121
He was pretty serious in Surrogates. I don't remember any one-liners, but I do remember his palpable anguish about what was the central issue for his character. Worth seeing, by the way.
Posted by: Splunge at March 05, 2016 10:57 PM (iMxBJ) That was a good movie. Lots and lots of plot holes and story problems, but the main idea was good and the movie was very well done. Definitely worth seeing. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 05, 2016 10:59 PM (zc3Db) 122
Or R Lee Ermey. Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 05, 2016 10:46 PM (45oDG) Ever hear him talk about politics? He does not mince words. And he is no moderate. I love the guy. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2016 10:59 PM (+lVUW) 123
Is it me, or does that kitteh look like he is about to pour the coals to that Lil' Kim statue?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 05, 2016 10:59 PM (1JnAL) 124
He was pretty serious in Surrogates. I don't remember any one-liners, but I do remember his palpable anguish about what was the central issue for his character. Worth seeing, by the way.
Posted by: Splunge **** I second that. Surprisingly good. Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 05, 2016 10:59 PM (hVdx9) 125
I like Wild Turkey. Had Rare Breed once, and really like Wild Turkey 101.
Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2016 11:00 PM (NQaK+) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 11:00 PM (1ijHg) 127
Watered down Trump Vodka for sale.
But for the same price as the undiluted kind. Also that's a lot of Trump Machines. Posted by: sinalco at March 05, 2016 11:00 PM (R+p/Q) 128
81 the most gawdawful latrine-scented snafu you have ever seen.
Posted by: torquewrench at March 05, 2016 10:51 PM (noWW6) I remember that. One of the problems was that they decided that it was simply impossible to build a public toiler that was not "handicap-accessible," which also meant "big enough for a family of perverts to screw in." So, incredibly expensive, and born to be co-opted by anyone looking for a nice free short-term room. Posted by: Splunge at March 05, 2016 11:00 PM (iMxBJ) 129
115 How much blood on the floor in the caucus/primary threads below?
Just need a little mopping or do we have to fire up the Zamboni? Posted by: kbdabear at March 05, 2016 10:58 PM (3niVn) I dunno. I left early when the arguments started to get repetitive... again. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 05, 2016 11:01 PM (iHjB5) 130
death wish?
well, well, well. what a coincidence! charles bronson was married to jill ireland. beautiful, sweet, she led a valiant fight against breast cancer. before bronson, she was married to david maccallum, yes, that david maccallum, the son of the classical violinist who played ilya kuryakin on the man from u.n.c.l.e. they had 3 kids! he introduced her to bronson on the set of the great escape. well, she also played mr. spock's only love interest on star trek the episode this side of paradise (you know, the one where spores turn the whole view into lovey dovey types.) which i just saw tonight on a channel called metv and she was so good i looked her up on imdb. what a coincidence! wow! * clang * Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 05, 2016 11:01 PM (WTSFk) Posted by: illegal isn't what it at March 05, 2016 11:01 PM (AG7GB) 132
Maybe politics, like going to the bathroom, can't be delegated.
Posted by: angela urkel at March 05, 2016 11:01 PM (V/11D) 133
Air Force Thunderbirds too male, too white, top general warns
They're in the planes - who will know the difference? Posted by: Josephistan at March 05, 2016 11:01 PM (7qAYi) 134
*Waves at Farmer and MH*
Hi, guys! Hope your surgery and recovery go smoothly, MH. I'll say a few prayers to that effect. Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 05, 2016 11:01 PM (P8951) 135
A much more subdued Donald tonight.
Posted by: L, Elle at March 05, 2016 11:01 PM (2x3L+) 136
the whole crew (f splchk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 05, 2016 11:02 PM (WTSFk) 137
only down side of wild turkey......is waking up naked in jail....wild turkey
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at March 05, 2016 11:02 PM (VDc7u) 138
I'll third Surrogates, entertaining flick.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at March 05, 2016 11:02 PM (yos+4) 139
Kentuckians getting insulted by effete CNN tools all the time goes some way to explaining why they voted 'fuck you right back' today.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 05, 2016 11:02 PM (KtcUs) 140
Re: Camp of the Saints:
"As recently as September of last year, Rod Dreher echoed these sentiments, calling it "a repulsive book" that endorses "white supremacy." But in fact, Raspail has nothing much to say about race. Only a reader looking for an easy way to dismiss his larger thesis would find racism or fascism at the heart of the novel. The Indians of the Ganges fleet are a rather obvious stand-in for impoverished migrants from what is today politely called the "developing" world, and Raspail is not primarily concerned with them but with France and European civilization at large." What's doubly embarrassing for the Left is that in the early 20th century progressives brought lawsuits to the US courts asking them to enforce covenant restrictions on immigrants from the Subcontinent. US courts ruled that Indians were white. Cases dismissed. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2016 11:02 PM (A/3fN) 141
129 115 How much blood on the floor in the caucus/primary threads below?
Just need a little mopping or do we have to fire up the Zamboni? Posted by: kbdabear at March 05, 2016 10:58 PM (3niVn) --It has actually been relatively tame today. I saw no serious insults. Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2016 11:02 PM (NQaK+) Posted by: yankeefifth at March 05, 2016 11:03 PM (vb33c) Posted by: funny part is at March 05, 2016 11:03 PM (AG7GB) 144
These press conferences on FNC are pretty useless when you can't hear the questions.
Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2016 11:03 PM (NQaK+) 145
Never mind Trump, I want to hear old Commie .
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2016 11:04 PM (w/iDp) 146
there is one very easy way to defeat "the Donald"......get more votes......otherwise......fuck off
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at March 05, 2016 11:04 PM (VDc7u) 147
The muslim migration to Europe will end one of two ways. Europe becomes part of the Caliphate, or there will be a violent nationalist reaction against the muslims. Either way, the old open, liberal Europe is done.
Posted by: Josephistan at March 05, 2016 11:04 PM (7qAYi) 148
On the socialist side of the fence, it's entertaining as hell to see that Hillary has still only won two more states than Sanders... if you call winning by coin tosses and high card draws winning.
Kind of a shame that Trumpmania is sucking up all the air time and giving the MFM an excuse not to talk about how badly she's doing. Posted by: Damiano at March 05, 2016 11:04 PM (XItbt) 149
Interesting that Cruz won big in the states that he won, and lost by only 4 points or so in the states that Trump won.
http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/march-5th-gop/ Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at March 05, 2016 11:05 PM (dPpmC) 150
Kentuckians getting insulted by effete CNN tools all the time goes some way to explaining why they voted 'fuck you right back' today.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 05, 2016 11:02 PM (KtcUs) Well fuck you right back for re-electing Mitch the Bitch in 2014 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 05, 2016 11:05 PM (voOPb) 151
so regarding the best view in bathrooms, the picture leaves me confused, is the view out the window behind the toilet, which you cannot or should not be able to see while you use the toilet, or is it the view that the people on well used couch have of the person using the toilet?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 05, 2016 11:06 PM (vb33c) 152
only down side of wild turkey......is waking up naked in jail....wild turkey
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at March 05, 2016 11:02 PM (VDc7u) you too? Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at March 05, 2016 11:06 PM (WPm3x) Posted by: Basement Cat at March 05, 2016 11:06 PM (3C9q2) 154
77 What is that cat whispering into Kim Jong's ear?
Posted by: angela urkel at March 05, 2016 10:50 PM (V/11D) No means No! Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2016 11:06 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: The Hillary and Bernie Duet at March 05, 2016 11:06 PM (r6V2c) 156
Kind of a shame that Trumpmania is sucking up all the air time and giving the MFM an excuse not to talk about how badly she's doing. Posted by: Damiano at March 05, 2016 11:04 PM (XItbt) Is it possible they are doing that intentionally? Posted by: Moki at March 05, 2016 11:06 PM (7q2ch) 157
only down side of wild turkey......is waking up naked in jail....wild turkey
Posted by: MrKnowItAll at March 05, 2016 11:02 PM (VDc7u) having had wild turkey I am sure that is the only upside of wild turkey. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 05, 2016 11:08 PM (vb33c) 158
(oh, and btw, i did try watching the news but whenever i turned it on (twice) hilary or someone else equally obnoxious (can you imagine four years of her on the news? gawd). there's that word again... obnoxious. well, i tried).
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 05, 2016 11:09 PM (WTSFk) 159
I'd have to just go check a thing or two, but on the face of it, it
looks as if no airplane not built by Boeing has ever delivered a nuclear (or "atomic") device. --------- UK conducted at least two drop tests using the Valiant bomber - Operations Grapple I and Grapple X. Posted by: RioBravo at March 05, 2016 11:09 PM (NUqwG) 160
"Wild Turkey: When Heroin Just Isn't Fucking You Up Enough..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 05, 2016 11:09 PM (ntObR) 161
"before bronson, she was married to david maccallum, yes, that david maccallum, the son of the classical violinist who played ilya kuryakin on the man from u.n.c.l.e. they had 3 kids! he introduced her to bronson on the set of the great escape. " Ah, David MacCallum, my first crush. And it was fun just to say Ilya Kuryakin. I read that on some show Maccallum was on a few years ago (some show I didn't watch because I watch very little TV), a character wondered what he looked like as a young man. The other character said, "He looked like Ilya Kuryakin." Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 05, 2016 11:09 PM (P8951) 162
The muslim migration to Europe will end one of two ways. Europe becomes part of the Caliphate, or there will be a violent nationalist reaction against the muslims. Either way, the old open, liberal Europe is done.
Posted by: Josephistan 10 sestertii on 'Caliphate.' The EUnuchs of today lobby for suicide. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2016 11:09 PM (A/3fN) 163
but then i went back to star trek., so it was ok.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 05, 2016 11:10 PM (WTSFk) 164
Ah.... Trump makes excuse for why he didn't do well in Kansas. Only spent an hour there. Sorry to miss CPAC....really wanted to be in Kansas.
Posted by: Jill v2 at March 05, 2016 11:10 PM (1+uyO) 165
Is it possible they are doing that intentionally?
Posted by: Moki at March 05, 2016 11:06 PM (7q2ch) **** Of course. There is a reason nobody is putting up stories linking Her Thighness actually saying shit. They need to keep her buried for her to do well now. Posted by: Tim in GA at March 05, 2016 11:10 PM (YLidQ) 166
Kind of a shame that Trumpmania is sucking up all the air time and giving the MFM an excuse not to talk about how badly she's doing.
****************** They would be doing a media blackout of Faillary whether Trump ran or not. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 05, 2016 11:10 PM (qHgBB) 167
if the imf says what to do.
the imf is from Chicago it's to bad about your middle class. sorry about your internet!? Posted by: funny part is at March 05, 2016 11:10 PM (AG7GB) 168
"133 Air Force Thunderbirds too male, too white, top general warns
They're in the planes - who will know the difference?" That's the ticket. Paint one plane pink, graffiti the second, and put low-rider landing gear on the third. Nobody'll know all the pilots are still white guys. Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2016 11:10 PM (LIUK5) 169
161 donna. lol that was funny!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 05, 2016 11:11 PM (WTSFk) Posted by: Caseus Whig-US at March 05, 2016 11:11 PM (tGeaV) 171
I do not like these wide open space toilet and bathroom designs. I want the T. Crapper in a tiny enclosed space with. I don't mind a window in the bathroom (needed in many cases) but it needs to be a high small one, with the toilet not visible through it.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 05, 2016 11:12 PM (dvuhZ) 172
Some people should stay banned....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2016 11:12 PM (EzgxV) 173
Owlcat must be a Scottish Fold.
Posted by: angela urkel at March 05, 2016 11:13 PM (V/11D) 174
144 These press conferences on FNC are pretty useless when you can't hear the questions.
Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2016 11:03 PM (NQaK+) Yeah it's annoying. Luckily Trumps responses are not too vague. Like what must of been the goofy tiny hands question. Posted by: Bebe Dahl at March 05, 2016 11:13 PM (yNyJy) 175
Trump: "I've taken more questions from reporters than maybe any human being that has ever lived."
Not a shy guy. Likes to make big sweeping statements. Not much to back them up...but hey, he's having fun so why not go big. Trump has answered more questions than ALL other human beings that have ever lived COMBINED! We really need a "Trump Facts" site like there is for Chuck Norris! Posted by: Jill v2 at March 05, 2016 11:13 PM (1+uyO) 176
Ah.... Trump makes excuse for why he didn't do well in Kansas. Only spent an hour there. Sorry to miss CPAC....really wanted to be in Kansas.
*************************** Love Kansas, great people, really excellent place, love the state! (inside limo with mics off: FCK THOSE FKING REDNECKS UP THE ASS) Posted by: The Donald at March 05, 2016 11:13 PM (qHgBB) 177
Lol Trump hands
Posted by: Observer at March 05, 2016 11:13 PM (Pa4eZ) 178
Wild Turkey Rye isn't bad. I've mixed decent Manhattans with it.
Posted by: Damiano at March 05, 2016 11:14 PM (XItbt) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 11:14 PM (1ijHg) 180
Waves at Farmer and MH*
Hi, guys! Hope your surgery and recovery go smoothly, MH. I'll say a few prayers to that effect. Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) *waves at Donna w/ the ampersands* Be well. I'm also praying for MH and his surgery. Been there, done that, such is life. Posted by: Farmer at March 05, 2016 11:15 PM (o/90i) 181
oh yeah, the other obnoxious person on the news tonight, trim. g help us.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 05, 2016 11:15 PM (WTSFk) Posted by: Jim at March 05, 2016 11:15 PM (McRlu) Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2016 11:15 PM (440T9) 184
Andy Levy was the first one I heard going on about Trumpus' "freakishly small hands". It was a running gag with him on Red Eye for several weeks now.
I figured that's where Rube's campaign picked it up. Where Andy got it, I don't know. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 05, 2016 11:15 PM (dvuhZ) 185
The other character said, "He looked like Ilya Kuryakin." Posted by: Donna Somebody told me that was said on NCIS. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 05, 2016 11:15 PM (FkBIv) 186
not trim, trump. what is with this f'in spelchek?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 05, 2016 11:16 PM (WTSFk) Posted by: tentacle free at March 05, 2016 11:16 PM (AG7GB) 188
I have Scottish Folds. They tend to be shy. I have one with the full folded ears and three with tipped ears. You don't breed Foldies to Foldies as there are seriously genetic defects when you do. So you get kittens with normal ears mixed into the litter. They are cute though.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 05, 2016 11:16 PM (Lqy/e) 189
It's a Von Trapp!
Posted by: Admiral Julie Andrews Akbar at March 05, 2016 11:16 PM (V/11D) 190
I've been on a <1000 cal/day diet for a month. It's hard but worth it.
So tonight, as a reward, I ordered out for pizza. DESTROYED EVERYTHING IN MY PATH. No quarter given, No quarter taken, No remorse. And, I think in my own small way, I've made the universe a better place to exist. Posted by: CozMark (Melissa McCarthy is a Sex Goddess) at March 05, 2016 11:16 PM (CbGSW) 191
It looks like Cruz will wind up with only a delegate or two less than Trump in KY.
Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2016 11:17 PM (NQaK+) 192
These kids at Pitt are whiny crybabies. How the hell can they stand each other?
The Khmer Rouge used guns, the Screaming Campus Garbage Babies use tears and whining (h/t Iowahawk). The results are similar. The heady feeling of Power you get when your targets accede to your demands. Posted by: Puddleglum at March 05, 2016 11:17 PM (kWY4/) 193
only down side of wild turkey...is that hint of bile that will occupy the back of your throat all night...wild turkey
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2016 11:17 PM (440T9) 194
Trump back to complaining about Rubio kidding him on his small hands. Wow....so thin-skinned. Now he's claiming that all these people he's met have complimented him on his strong hands.
Bragging about how badly he beat Rubio. Not a lot of talk about how badly he lost to Cruz or how close KY and LA were. "If I get attacked I have to attack back". Always wants to come across as the injured party. Neglects to mention all the insults he slung around before Rubio started dishing it back at him. Posted by: Jill v2 at March 05, 2016 11:17 PM (1+uyO) 195
I do not like these wide open space toilet and bathroom designs. I want the T. Crapper in a tiny enclosed space with. I don't mind a window in the bathroom (needed in many cases) but it needs to be a high small one, with the toilet not visible through it.
Posted by: publius One thing I've never understood about home design is why doesn't every bathroom have a high-volume fan in the ceiling? And why do most seem to be designed to be dark, musty, and mold prone? That's one thing you have to credit the designs with, is that they are full of light. and at least some have a window to open. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2016 11:18 PM (A/3fN) 196
Wild Turkey Rye isn't bad. I've mixed decent Manhattans with it.
Posted by: Damiano You are a brave man, and a genius beyond that to make it work Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at March 05, 2016 11:18 PM (WPm3x) 197
>So tonight, as a reward, I ordered out for pizza. DESTROYED EVERYTHING IN MY PATH. No quarter given, No quarter taken, No remorse.
Pizza Rape is NOT A CRIME Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2016 11:18 PM (440T9) 198
Never mind Trump, I want to hear old Commie .
Which one? Posted by: The Hillary and Bernie Duet --------------- The old guy who makes the Trotsky gestures. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2016 11:18 PM (w/iDp) 199
168 "133 Air Force Thunderbirds too male, too white, top general warns
They're in the planes - who will know the difference?" That's the ticket. Paint one plane pink, graffiti the second, and put low-rider landing gear on the third. Nobody'll know all the pilots are still white guys. Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2016 11:10 PM (LIUK5) That'd make the the Faaaaboulous Thunderbirds? Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 05, 2016 11:18 PM (McRlu) 200
148 On the socialist side of the fence, it's entertaining as hell to see that Hillary has still only won two more states than Sanders
They're both running a lot of ads in Michigan. I could throw a brick through the tv every time they're on. The ads are predictable. Government has to take care of you. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2016 11:18 PM (+lVUW) Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 11:18 PM (1ijHg) 202
Claiming he's totally self-funding but he's going to help the party fund raise. I wonder if he'll guarantee to self fund all the way through the general election.
Posted by: Jill v2 at March 05, 2016 11:18 PM (1+uyO) Posted by: speedster1 at March 05, 2016 11:20 PM (vUcdz) 204
I like Rye. I was in Toronto (my kid was getting his Master's in Comp Sci) and I got some.
It was cheaper their than it is here. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 11:20 PM (1ijHg) 205
I remember when chockers were in-style
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at March 05, 2016 11:20 PM (yNyJy) 206
MeTV runs The Man from Uncle on weekends, Sat and Sun 2AM Eastern.
David McCallum was a big sex star stud in those days. They called him the 5th Beatle. He was supposed to be just sort of a side character, and the main star was to be Robert Vaughn, but they loved McCallum's Ilya so much, he became and equal co-star. McCallum moistened many a young panty back in his heyday. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 05, 2016 11:20 PM (dvuhZ) 207
I wonder if he'll guarantee to self fund all the way through the general election. Posted by: Jill v2 at March 05, 2016 11:18 PM (1+uyO)
************************ That's another thing sticking in my craw. Despite nonstop boasting of self-funding there was a news piece indicating that he would start fundraising for the general election anyway. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 05, 2016 11:20 PM (qHgBB) 208
Who you got for Puerto Rico tomorrow? It's an open primary with 23 delegates.
Posted by: Naes at March 05, 2016 11:20 PM (Ypc8j) Posted by: Caseus Whig-US at March 05, 2016 11:20 PM (tGeaV) 210
can't believe your hat'n on me
your ' family doi'n contracti'n work makes me interested. you don't carry your quilt well. Posted by: actualy i like yor posts' at March 05, 2016 11:20 PM (AG7GB) 211
They're both running a lot of ads in Michigan. I could throw a brick through the tv every time they're on. The ads are predictable. Government has to take care of you. Posted by: nerdygirl Hillary will get the lead out! Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 05, 2016 11:20 PM (FkBIv) 212
Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2016 11:17 PM (NQaK+)
Too bad so many voters went with Kasich and Rubio. Posted by: CDR M at March 05, 2016 11:20 PM (SCx0h) 213
208 Who you got for Puerto Rico tomorrow? It's an open primary with 23 delegates.
Posted by: Naes at March 05, 2016 11:20 PM (Ypc8j) Sanders 17, Hillary 6 And yes, I'm talking about the Republican nomination. Posted by: Splunge at March 05, 2016 11:21 PM (iMxBJ) 214
Ah, David MacCallum, my first crush. And it was fun just to say Ilya Kuryakin.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 05, 2016 11:09 PM (P8951) Sadly my first crush was Richard Chamberlain on Dr. Kildare. I still remember a picture of him on the cover of a magazine. He was wearing a lovely, baby blue cardigan. That baby blue cardigan should have been a tip off. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2016 11:22 PM (+lVUW) 215
Hillary Clinton is an utterly uninspiring speaker. She makes Kasich sound like Cicero.
Posted by: logprof at March 05, 2016 11:22 PM (NQaK+) 216
Well, it certainly looks like a Republican is going to be nominated.
does that mean we lose that chick from the view to Canada?? Posted by: Moki at March 05, 2016 11:23 PM (7q2ch) 217
Speaking of pizza. I have dilemma. Should I make a fresh dough from flour, sugar, yeast, salt and oil? Or should I just cut up the $1.00 Walmart French bread and make "French Bread Pizza?"
LOL. I already know the answer. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 11:23 PM (1ijHg) 218
LA went for Hill big time. Also, higher Dem turnout in LA than Rep, if I picked the numbers off correctly.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2016 11:23 PM (w/iDp) 219
They're both running a lot of ads in Michigan. I could throw a brick through the tv every time they're on. The ads are predictable. Government has to take care of you. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2016 11:18 PM (+lVUW) Hear that. KeegoHarbor near West Bloomfield here. Posted by: Bebe Dahl at March 05, 2016 11:23 PM (yNyJy) 220
>>Too bad so many voters went with Kasich
How the fuck do you vote for Supercuts? Why aren't you just out in you your driveway, slamming your dick in a car door? I mean -if you've got the time and just want to feel something...why not that? Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2016 11:24 PM (440T9) 221
214 Sadly my first crush was Richard Chamberlain on Dr. Kildare. I still remember a picture of him on the cover of a magazine. He was wearing a lovely, baby blue cardigan. That baby blue cardigan should have been a tip off.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2016 11:22 PM (+lVUW) Yeah. I liked him in the Shogun miniseries, but I do remember thinking that Anjin-san was supposed to be a lot more manly than that. This is a problem that guys rarely have, crushing on someone who turns out to be playing for the other team. OK, Jodi Foster. Posted by: Splunge at March 05, 2016 11:24 PM (iMxBJ) 222
Make. The. Dough.
Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2016 11:24 PM (440T9) Posted by: cat mail at March 05, 2016 11:24 PM (AG7GB) 224
She makes Kasich sound like Cicero.
------------ I highly recommend the "Complete Speeches of Cicero" available in MP3 format! Posted by: RioBravo at March 05, 2016 11:25 PM (NUqwG) 225
He was wearing a lovely, baby blue cardigan. That baby blue cardigan should have been a tip off.
Posted by: nerdygirl =========== Are you sure it wasn't draped around his shoulders? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2016 11:25 PM (w/iDp) 226
224 I highly recommend the "Complete Speeches of Cicero" available in MP3 format!
Posted by: RioBravo at March 05, 2016 11:25 PM (NUqwG) Is there a "Complete Speeches of Kasich?" My teeth are growing too long and I need to grind them down. Posted by: Splunge at March 05, 2016 11:26 PM (iMxBJ) 227
224
She makes Kasich sound like Cicero. ------------ I highly recommend the "Complete Speeches of Cicero" available in MP3 format! Posted by: RioBravo at March 05, 2016 11:25 PM (NUqwG) Is that in Latin or English? Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2016 11:26 PM (EzgxV) Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 05, 2016 11:27 PM (440T9) 229
This is a problem that guys rarely have, crushing on someone who turns out to be playing for the other team. OK, Jodi Foster.
Posted by: Splunge Wait.......WHAT?!?!?!?!?! Please no, not Jodi! Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at March 05, 2016 11:28 PM (WPm3x) 230
Is there a "Complete Speeches of Kasich?" My teeth are growing too long and I need to grind them down.
Posted by: Splunge at March 05, 2016 11:26 PM (iMxBJ) ------ Vote for Kasich and be automatically entered in a drawing for the complete collection loaded on an iPod. Posted by: RioBravo at March 05, 2016 11:28 PM (NUqwG) 231
>>>I send mail to my pet's
just for the hell of it. Posted by: cat mail at March 05, 2016 11:24 PM (AG7GB)<<< My dad used to deliver it. Posted by: John Katshit at March 05, 2016 11:28 PM (H9MG5) 232
Richard Chamberlain. You show me a 45 year old male that has NEVER been married, and I will show you a queer.
I love Doris Day's comment about Rock Hudson. "He was the perfect gentleman." So, is Lindsay Graham gay? Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 11:28 PM (1ijHg) 233
Is there a "Complete Speeches of Kasich?" My teeth are growing too long and I need to grind them down.
Posted by: Splunge at March 05, 2016 11:26 PM (iMxBJ) **** MP3 would not do it justice. You need video for the non verbal, ninja hands portion of his communication. Posted by: Tim in GA at March 05, 2016 11:28 PM (YLidQ) 234
>>This is a problem that guys rarely have, crushing on someone who turns out to be playing for the other team
I have had many a crush destroyed by a Subaru. Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2016 11:28 PM (440T9) 235
Better tell the Pope about that immigration shite. He's declared it hunky dory.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 05, 2016 11:29 PM (iQIUe) 236
Is that in Latin or English?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2016 11:26 PM (EzgxV) ----- Greek, of course. Posted by: RioBravo at March 05, 2016 11:29 PM (NUqwG) 237
So, so sick of the Hillary ads here in Michigan. [waving, Sterling Heights here] I'm doing some painting in the basement, and the radio seems to be playing them endlessly. It's a good thing I'm home alone, since I'm starting to talk back to them.
BTW, to everyone not in Michigan who has heard about the Flint water situation: Hillary is running an ad saying this wouldn't happen in a white city. And it's true. The white cities in Michigan have reasonable city governments and the vast, vast majority have NOT gone bankrupt. Flint had decades of corrupt black Democrats running their city. They bankrupt it. Because of the actions of black Democrats, an emergency manager had to be put in to cut costs. He, and the city council decided to change the water supply. Yes, the republican governor of Michigan screwed up. But there is lots of blame to share here. Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at March 05, 2016 11:29 PM (7FH+T) 238
Somebody told me that was said on NCIS.
Yeah, early NCIS episode when someone asked what Ducky looked like young. Gibbs said: a young Ilya Kuryakin. Great inside joke. They did a flashback episode a season or two ago, the guy that played him was pretty good, not quite the same. I guess Ilya was a surprise hit with the ladies back then. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2016 11:30 PM (39g3+) 239
I thought Richard Chamberlain and Yvette Mimieux were a thing after she appeared on Kildare?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 05, 2016 11:30 PM (FkBIv) 240
Also, I finally figured out why are there are so many Republican debates. They are trying to get Trump angry enough so that he punches someone and/or says something so, so horrible that he will be driven out of the race.
...any better theories out there? Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at March 05, 2016 11:31 PM (7FH+T) 241
I did not see the Jodi Foster thing coming. I was surprised that she married an Army soldier. Was that an act?
His heart must be broken. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 11:31 PM (1ijHg) 242
Richard Chamberlain. You show me a 45 year old male that has NEVER been married, and I will show you a queer.
Unless he's ill and poor. Then he just doesn't get a chance Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2016 11:31 PM (39g3+) 243
Wait.......WHAT?!?!?!?!?! Please no, not Jodi!
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at March 05, 2016 11:28 PM (WPm3x) tell me you knew......and are just kidding..... Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at March 05, 2016 11:31 PM (0O7c5) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 05, 2016 11:31 PM (hlMPp) 245
234 >>This is a problem that guys rarely have, crushing on someone who turns out to be playing for the other team
************************ Not really true, I've had many a crush on girls who turned out to be Bernie Sanders fans. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 05, 2016 11:32 PM (qHgBB) Posted by: qdpsteve at March 05, 2016 11:32 PM (ntObR) 247
where is our little troll to tell us of rubio's path to the presidency?
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at March 05, 2016 11:32 PM (0O7c5) 248
The 'I Touch Myself" singer is gay. Had a long partnership with her manager who recently died.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 05, 2016 11:32 PM (iQIUe) 249
...any better theories out there? Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at March 05, 2016 11:31 PM (7FH+T)
******************* Answer to that is easy: MOOONEEYYYYYYYYY Mo-NEY, MO-NEY, Mo-NEY Debates have by far some of the biggest ratings for news network, so it's in their interest to have as many of them as possible to rake in the ad dollars. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 05, 2016 11:34 PM (qHgBB) 250
245 I've had many a crush on girls who turned out to be Bernie Sanders fans.
Posted by: Burn It Down at March 05, 2016 11:32 PM (qHgBB) Run. Posted by: Splunge at March 05, 2016 11:34 PM (iMxBJ) 251
shibumi,
I spent a weekend at the Chrysler plant in Sterling Heights. Not fun. Debugging some nasty, complicated software (it was my own stuff). I had never been to an auto plant before. The gate entrances seemed like the gateways to Hell. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 11:35 PM (1ijHg) 252
>>>where is our little troll to tell us of rubio's path to the presidency?
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at March 05, 2016 11:32 PM (0O7c5)<<< Look at the "flowers," Marco. Look at the "flowers." Posted by: Carol from The Walking Dead at March 05, 2016 11:35 PM (H9MG5) 253
I thought the Jodi Foster thing was common knowledge?
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 05, 2016 11:35 PM (hVdx9) 254
229: You didn't know? She been 'out' for a while now. She was smokin' in Maverick (a damn good remake of the TV show). She's not a bad looking gal. Not that it matters, I'm not her type. We both like women but that's where the similarities end.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 05, 2016 11:35 PM (kWY4/) 255
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I did not see the Jodi Foster thing coming. I was surprised that she married an Army soldier. Was that an act? His heart must be broken. What about the fact that she used used her psychic powers to make John Hinkley shoot Reagan? That's was a classless move on her part. By God, I won't be seeing her movies any time soon. Posted by: Naes at March 05, 2016 11:36 PM (Ypc8j) 256
Helen Hunt was always more my type, and Leelee Sobieski always looked like her, but 20 years younger.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2016 11:37 PM (39g3+) 257
Trump's stubby fingers are like Rubio's giant ears, once you notice them, you can't not notice them, every time.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at March 05, 2016 11:38 PM (rwI+c) Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at March 05, 2016 11:38 PM (WPm3x) 259
From what I just looked about Jodi Foster, she never married any man. Confirmed 100% lesbo, apparently. She had "partner" in the late 90s and early 2000s and "had two kids" (were they adopted or artificial insemination or what the hell, no information).
She broke it off with the "partner" and then recently gay married some other gal. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 05, 2016 11:38 PM (dvuhZ) Posted by: DC. 5%er at March 05, 2016 11:38 PM (e+1S5) 261
6. Posted by: Trump for Sale at March 05, 2016 10:30 PM (H9MG5)
It's been forever & that's all we get? We will NOT settle for just the tip!!!!!!!11!!!! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 05, 2016 11:38 PM (k53nK) 262
More and more actresses turning gay, like Sarah Paulson. Women have a more fluid sexuality.
Posted by: angela urkel at March 05, 2016 11:39 PM (V/11D) 263
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Richard Chamberlain. You show me a 45 year old male that has NEVER been married, and I will show you a queer. I love Doris Day's comment about Rock Hudson. "He was the perfect gentleman." So, is Lindsay Graham gay? Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 11:28 PM (1ijHg) I'm in my early 50's, and the fiancee and I are well-on-our-way to our third decade together. Posted by: cthulhu at March 05, 2016 11:39 PM (EzgxV) 264
Hey, I'll get married when I find a woman who can load 30 round mags as fast as I can empty them. While making a sandwich.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at March 05, 2016 11:39 PM (FtrY1) 265
I spent a weekend at the Chrysler plant in Sterling Heights.
Not fun. Debugging some nasty, complicated software (it was my own stuff). I had never been to an auto plant before. The gate entrances seemed like the gateways to Hell. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 11:35 PM --- You're deprogrammed here as a child; you're taken on an official "field trip" to an auto factory when you're in grade school and it's made to seem like to coolest thing ever. Yay! Assembly lines! Rooms with no windows! Repetitive mindless work! You weren't far from Casa Shibumi; hope you did not have to stay at the somewhat questionable Best Western across the street from the plant. Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at March 05, 2016 11:39 PM (7FH+T) 266
Helen Hunt was always more my type,
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2016 11:37 PM (39g3+) She makes my skin crawl. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 05, 2016 11:39 PM (zc3Db) 267
About the Pitt crybabies...
When I was in 7th grade, my navy officer parents sent me to a Spanish Catholic school for boys. The other students would attack my then Protestant beliefs and open American nationalism almost every day. I still remember the douchebag who said that Timothy McVeigh was his friend. Accordingly, with my bad temper, I got in fist fights damn near every day. Later on, in the toughest moments of my deployment to Afghanistan, we were down at a creek when we found the body of a comrade who had disappeared after an IED explosion days earlier. And I'll be honest: I personally had an embarrassingly easy "combat deployment" (in that it was in country, and not in, say, Bahrain). Never was shot at, never blown up, nothing. Plenty of guys had it way the hell worse. So please, if someone shows up and disagrees with your world view and you feel "unsafe", waddle your patsy-ass on home and suck-start a 12 gauge. You don't have the slightest fucking idea about danger or discomfort. Posted by: Randy Weaver 's Revenge at March 05, 2016 11:39 PM (hxUdS) 268
And Charles Bronson stole Ilya's wife, the lovely Jill Ireland.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 05, 2016 11:39 PM (iQIUe) Posted by: Farmer at March 05, 2016 11:40 PM (o/90i) 270
256 Helen Hunt was always more my type, and Leelee Sobieski always looked like her, but 20 years younger.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2016 11:37 PM (39g3) Helen Hunt. Yum. My type too. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 05, 2016 11:40 PM (hlMPp) 271
Lucky with the ladies?
I have been only lucky with one. We've been married 38 years. She never broke my heart. I have never broken hers by cheating. Some of my friends chose very, very poorly. One said that if he had paid for $1,000 per night hookers, he would have spent less. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 11:40 PM (1ijHg) 272
I wonder about all these Hollywood girls that hit big young. You read stories about how the Cories were handed around like a pack of smokes at parties, what happened to the girls? What was Jodie Foster's youth like? I can't see how any of them could turn out remotely normal.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2016 11:40 PM (39g3+) 273
*although nowadays 'my type' has taken on new meaning
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 05, 2016 11:41 PM (hlMPp) Posted by: speedster1 at March 05, 2016 11:42 PM (vUcdz) 275
271 I have been only lucky with one. We've been married 38 years. She never broke my heart. I have never broken hers by cheating.
That is just the best. Posted by: Splunge at March 05, 2016 11:43 PM (iMxBJ) 276
Then there's the rest of their family. Hit Girl actress Chloë Grace Moretz's brother just announced he's secretly a woman. My guess is: sis is super famous and loved, why am I not getting attention!!!?!1!?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2016 11:43 PM (39g3+) 277
Jody Foster had a very protective mother who she remained close to until she died.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 05, 2016 11:43 PM (iQIUe) 278
True confessions time: I now occasionally tell people I lead an "alternative lifestyle."
You see, I'm a female of a certain age who has never been married or had children. And I have a cat. Of course, I'm 100% heterosexual, but the whole "alternative lifestyle" thing is fun to say to screw with people. Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at March 05, 2016 11:43 PM (7FH+T) 279
The 2016 version of Jodi Foster has grown into a bit of a hatchet-faced, hard lined harridan on the half shell. Does not portend well for the 2026 version or other subsequent vintages.
The perpetually pissed look is not becoming on a lady, regardless of ..... um..... affiliation. It just, isn't. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at March 05, 2016 11:43 PM (McRlu) 280
Best Western?
No. I worked for Hughes. There was no upper limit on expenses. I did have to bring in the receipt. I cannot tell you how happy the Delco and other guys were when we took them out for a meal. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 11:44 PM (1ijHg) 281
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The reason Hollywood gets such glee at recounting the Catholic Church's sex abuse scandal (like the Best Picture Winner this year) is that it takes focus off of their routine child sex abuse which is probably 100X as prevalent. Does anyone think that Bryan Singer DIDN'T rail a 15 year old boy who was attending a party at Singer's mansion without adult supervision? Posted by: Naes at March 05, 2016 11:45 PM (Ypc8j) 282
Indeed RWR, thank you for your service, very sorry to hear about your friend. The distance between men like you and the limp wristed feebs in colleges these days is bigger than its ever been since Beau Brummel was pulling lace hankies out of his wrist in the Regency court while the British Infantry fought in lines against Napoleon's armies.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2016 11:45 PM (39g3+) 283
Showbiz just seems to attract more gays, especially in England. Gielgud, Jacobi, Everett, McKellan, Frye, etc.
Posted by: angela urkel at March 05, 2016 11:46 PM (V/11D) 284
260 Sup, horde?
I blame bebe and Eris for the damage I did to my credit card last night at trashy. Posted by: DC. 5%er at March 05, 2016 11:38 PM (e+1S5) Right. More like you and Cougar should be thanking us. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 05, 2016 11:46 PM (k53nK) 285
235 Better tell the Pope about that immigration shite. He's declared it hunky dory.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at March 05, 2016 11:29 PM (iQIUe) As I've said, he can put up a couple hundred in the Vatican. It's a city state and has a lot of big buildings. Put up or shut up, Frank. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2016 11:46 PM (+lVUW) 286
Had a cousin who finally tied the knot at 55. He met a gal in Canada and moved up there. Had a uncle who never married. And we had to take care of him when he became an invalid.
Not a gay bone in his body. It was fear or commitment, fear of a lot of things, and just plain ornery old cussiness. The cousin was the same way. It runs in the family. <ahem> Fear of divorce after watching those a few years older go through hell. And suppose one was going to inherit a little chunk of family land. And futher you suppose you saw some buddies a little older in similar circumstances get divorced and have to sell all that land and break up Dad and Granddad's "empire" of farmland and watch it go to developers. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 05, 2016 11:47 PM (dvuhZ) 287
>>>6. Posted by: Trump for Sale at March 05, 2016 10:30 PM (H9MG5) It's been forever that's all we get? We will NOT settle for just the tip!!!!!!!11!!!! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 05, 2016 11:38 PM (k53nK)<<< Heh. Actually, that was my first time trying one of those. I wasn't sure it was all that good. Posted by: Trump for Sale at March 05, 2016 11:47 PM (H9MG5) 288
It won't surprise you to learn that in a week filled with fodder, SNL managed to make it dreadfully unfunny. It took less than 15 minutes for me to turn it off.
BTW, they used lots of Klan and Nazi imagery in the process. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 05, 2016 11:47 PM (8PbKi) 289
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at March 05, 2016 11:29 PM (7FH+T)
Snider testifies before Congress soon. He wanted to earlier but the Dems in congress refused and are hearing others first. In other words Dems are dragging this out till after the MI primary. It helps their election chances for their candidates, but Snyder is simply not to blame. He is a stand up guy who is taking responsibility for state workers mistakes. That is admirable. But, this was state & city officials dropping the ball. Oh yeah and that EPA director that quit so B.O. wouldn't fire her. The complete truth will come out soon, not just the LSM spin of it. Posted by: Bebe Dahl at March 05, 2016 11:47 PM (yNyJy) 290
I did like the comment that some moron here made that Pope Francis should give up Communism for Lent.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 11:48 PM (1ijHg) 291
So, is Lindsay Graham gay?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 11:28 PM \ No, he just likes shit flavored dicks. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 05, 2016 11:48 PM (1JnAL) 292
That movie about priests actually has an interesting side to it. There's a scene in the preview that actually impressed me.
The editor is talking to the reporter. He says "on one hand we have a story about sick priests abusing children, and on the other hand we have a story of lawyers turning lawsuits against the Church into a cottage industry. We are only running one story, choose." Not only does this say bad things about the press and their coverage of this, but about the way the cases were abused. FBI stats estimate that as many as half of the lawsuit cases brought up were bogus. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2016 11:48 PM (39g3+) 293
>>>Helen Hunt was always more my type, and Leelee Sobieski always looked like her, but 20 years younger.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2016 11:37 PM (39g3) Helen Hunt. Yum. My type too. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 05, 2016 11:40 PM (hlMPp)<<< Helen Hunt?! Damn, she's got a huge forehead. Yuck. Posted by: Peyton Manning at March 05, 2016 11:49 PM (H9MG5) 294
Flint had decades of corrupt black Democrats running their city. They bankrupt it. Because of the actions of black Democrats, an emergency manager had to be put in to cut costs. He, and the city council decided to change the water supply.
Because another city run by corrupt blacks, Detroit, was screwing them over. This part of the story is being glossed over in the news. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2016 11:49 PM (+lVUW) 295
You show me a 45 year old male that has NEVER been married, and I will show you a queer.
Woo, that was a close one. I'm 47 and never been married. I'm straight and the idea of having sex with a guy is repulsive to me. I never did hump a dude when I was 45. Was I suppose too?? Posted by: Puddleglum at March 05, 2016 11:50 PM (kWY4/) 296
It's a city state and has a lot of big buildings. Put up or shut up, Frank.
And trillions of dollars of worldwide assets. Probably could afford to liquidate some of those solid gold buildings and help the people he keeps telling everyone else they should help. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2016 11:50 PM (39g3+) 297
Puddleglum, exactly.
Jimbo, I'm glad you found the right woman for you right away, but not all of us are so lucky. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 05, 2016 11:51 PM (ntObR) 298
I guess Ilya was a surprise hit with the ladies back then.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2016 11:30 PM (39g3+) The infamous Sally Draper masturbation scene on Mad Men started with her watching Ilya on The Man from Uncle. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2016 11:52 PM (+lVUW) 299
287 Heh. Actually, that was my first time trying one of those. I wasn't sure it was all that good.
Posted by: Trump for Sale at March 05, 2016 11:47 PM (H9MG5) Damn I hoped it was the real machines for sale. It was an entertaining homage. Carry on Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 05, 2016 11:52 PM (k53nK) 300
is he really that small?
Posted by: cat treatment at March 05, 2016 11:52 PM (AG7GB) 301
Between men who dismiss me as weird, queer and some sort of pervert because I'm 49 and never had a serious girlfriend, and women who dismiss me as creepy and 'damaged goods' for the exact same reason, I'm just sick of it all.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 05, 2016 11:53 PM (ntObR) 302
Helen Hunt?! Damn, she's got a huge forehead
She does, but its not an ugly bulging waterhead forehead like, say, Christina Ricci. Such an overrated actress. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2016 11:53 PM (39g3+) 303
Snider testifies before Congress soon. He wanted to
earlier but the Dems in congress refused and are hearing others first. In other words Dems are dragging this out till after the MI primary. It helps their election chances for their candidates, but Snyder is simply not to blame. He is a stand up guy who is taking responsibility for state workers mistakes. That is admirable. But, this was state city officials dropping the ball. Oh yeah and that EPA director that quit so B.O. wouldn't fire her. The complete truth will come out soon, not just the LSM spin of it. Posted by: Bebe Dahl at March 05, 2016 11:47 PM ---------- Thanks for the update! I know a lot of frothing liberals-- some who live in Flint-- and just avoid the topic altogether with them. Personally, I have no problem with how Snyder has handled this-- trying to do his best with the cards really stacked against him. Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at March 05, 2016 11:53 PM (7FH+T) 304
Revenge of the Jodi.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 05, 2016 11:54 PM (FkBIv) 305
My sincere thanks, CT and speedster.
I must admit, however, because I loathe the idea of ever exaggerating anything about my service, intentionally or not, that the fallen soldier was not my personal friend. I had never met him nor was I on the patrol the day that he died. I was merely there the day his body was found. I used the term "comrade" only in the sense that he was a fellow American soldier. Super sorry if that's weird, but I am devoutly sensitive about portraying my military career as anything that it was not. Probably comes off as anal, and I do appreciate your sentiments, but I must be perfectly honest about my exact place in all of it. Yeah, I'm going to shut up now. Posted by: Randy Weaver 's Revenge at March 05, 2016 11:54 PM (hxUdS) Posted by: i stand for back rubs at March 05, 2016 11:54 PM (AG7GB) 307
yes, maccallum introduced ireland to bronson on the set of the great escape. said that.
ok, two things: 1. hilary or trump. did i say obnoxious? they're just such horrible, horrible people. 4 years? i'll chuck my tv. someone should invent like the internet or something as an alternative. 2. on hollywood actresses getting hit on. marilyn monroe got hit on all the time by producer types, so they say. she was also hit on by joan crawford who as an aging irrelevant actress seduced her and went down on the young starlet. monroe stopped her after that one sexual act. which leads me to this: bette davis really did hate crawford. when crawford died davis was said to have remarked, "i was raised to only speak good of the dead. she's dead. good." i thought that was sharp. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 05, 2016 11:55 PM (WTSFk) 308
that is an inside cat!
Posted by: truth at March 05, 2016 11:55 PM (AG7GB) 309
Woo, that was a close one. I'm 47 and never been married. I'm straight and the idea of having sex with a guy is repulsive to me. I never did hump a dude when I was 45. Was I suppose too??
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 05, 2016 11:50 PM (kWY4/) now that is funny. Jack Nickelson has yet to marry, and probably never will. He isn't gay & it's not like Tom Cruise didn't try;-) Posted by: Bebe Dahl at March 05, 2016 11:56 PM (yNyJy) 310
I could swear that Helen Hunt was Tom Cruise's girlfriend in Taps. But I look on imdb.com and cannot find anything.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 11:56 PM (1ijHg) 311
Marilyn Monroe was pretty much everyone's target, poor girl. She was basically abused sexually from age 14 til she died.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2016 11:56 PM (39g3+) 312
A man said to the universe:
"Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." --Stephen Crane Posted by: logprof recites poetry to Bern acolytes at March 05, 2016 11:56 PM (NQaK+) Posted by: Mario Rubio at March 05, 2016 11:57 PM (J3phO) 314
"She does, but its not an ugly bulging waterhead forehead like, say, Christina Ricci. Such an overrated actress."
Or that country singer what's -her-name. You'd think someone would advise them to wear a more flattering hairstyle. Posted by: angela urkel at March 05, 2016 11:57 PM (V/11D) 315
Death Wish and Death Wish 2 don't need to be remade. The other Death Wish films were just plain goofy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 05, 2016 10:36 PM (FkBIv) Gotta disagree there. IIRC, in the original book the main character was a total milqutoast liberal, that got literally mugged by reality. They originally wanted Jack Lemon to play the part. Bronson was too tough to properly fit the character. Posted by: The Wishing Hat at March 05, 2016 11:58 PM (vBeA5) 316
305 RWR
No apology necessary, and we understand. (Hope it's okay that I speak for both of us, CT) Posted by: speedster1 at March 05, 2016 11:58 PM (vUcdz) 317
269 So, is Lindsay Graham gay? Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 11:28 PM \
******************* I don't know, is a male lesbian considered gay? Posted by: Burn It Down at March 05, 2016 11:59 PM (qHgBB) 318
So, you old guys that are still single and not gay are outliers.
Celebrate diversity! My next door neighbor is 88. Never married. Not gay. Just a shy guy. Salt of the earth. Love him. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016 11:59 PM (1ijHg) 319
Did anyone see the new Ghostbusters trailer? Holy, Lord almighty does it look inhumanly atrocious. You have to think "These are their best jokes since they're putting them in the trailer!" The original is a perfect Reagan-era parable but the new one looks like a disaster.
Posted by: Naes at March 05, 2016 11:59 PM (Ypc8j) 320
this hole show your self!?
I fuck'n hate these peoplr/ I'm com'n for you little bill. I hope it wasn't the banner that brought you here? Posted by: truth at March 06, 2016 12:00 AM (AG7GB) 321
While we're talking about bathrooms, Boeing has designed a self-cleaning bathroom that zaps germs with UV light.
------ No shit? Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2016 12:00 AM (WOyz5) 322
Watching St. Mary's play Loyola Marymount in the WCC Tournament. Those St. Mary's cheerleaders are some fine looking Catholic girls. LMU is in LA, correct? That would explain there hot cheerleaders. They have those Hot Chick factory's in LA.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 06, 2016 12:00 AM (kWY4/) 323
... and jeff goldblum played one of the muggers in the original death wish. and he's not a lesbian. last i heard...
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 06, 2016 12:01 AM (WTSFk) 324
Jimbo, maybe we're outliers. Hard to know for sure.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 06, 2016 12:01 AM (ntObR) 325
So was it Dondi who just got lubed by KY?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2016 10:46 PM (MfuR4) He got shafted everywhere. Didn't even get a single delegate in Maine. Posted by: The Lube-Free Hat at March 06, 2016 12:02 AM (vBeA5) 326
269 So, is Lindsay Graham gay? Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2016
If I was a guy, I wouldn't want those freaky giant chiclet teeth anywhere near my junk. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 06, 2016 12:02 AM (KukcO) 327
Death Wish is kind of dated, and the culture is shifting back to the same bad old days for NYC, so I can see a remake. But that's not why they are doing it.
They're doing it because it was a hit and they can re-release all these old hits in the international market with egos roaring about how they can do it so much better this time. Of course, all the bad guys will be white as a North Dakota glee club despite the great majority of street crime being done by blacks and Puerto Ricans in NYC. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2016 12:02 AM (39g3+) 328
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at March 05, 2016 11:53 PM (7FH+T)
Nod. Snyder is getting railroaded thus far. But in the end, he will look good because he is going make those truly responsible pay the price. Not that one can put a price on a kid's life, but you get my drift. Posted by: Bebe Dahl at March 06, 2016 12:03 AM (yNyJy) 329
Now Linda Hunt, she's more my type. She was teh hawt in Year of Living Dangerously.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 06, 2016 12:03 AM (V/11D) Posted by: Jack Ripper, Brig. Gen., USAF at March 06, 2016 12:04 AM (/542q) 331
bring back the blaz@r
Posted by: short byellow bus at March 06, 2016 12:04 AM (AG7GB) Posted by: DC. 5%er at March 06, 2016 12:04 AM (e+1S5) 333
Did anyone see the new Ghostbusters trailer? Holy, Lord almighty does it look inhumanly atrocious.
******************** I had to stop watching after one of them licked her proton pack's "wand" like they were Trump's manly hands. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 12:05 AM (qHgBB) 334
How does that old joke about lesbians go? Some doofus country come to town type goes in a bar in the big city, sees some chick and starts chatting her up.
She says, listen buddy, I'm a lesbian and I'm not interested. He has no idea what a lesbian is and he's sort of slow and just doesn't get what she's trying to say. So she has to get direct and graphic. See that hot chick over there at the end of the bar? I want to go kiss her, make out with here, play with her boobs and ass, etc, etc. He replies, "Well, gahlee, I'm a lesbian too!" Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 12:05 AM (dvuhZ) Posted by: Major Kong at March 06, 2016 12:05 AM (/542q) 336
So...if Cruz made TRump the Wall Czar....
Posted by: sexypig at March 06, 2016 12:05 AM (dZQh7) 337
Posted by: truth at March 06, 2016 12:00 AM (AG7GB)
Having now read all of your posts on this thread by hash, I have digested your unique perspective. I have no questions. Posted by: Splunge at March 06, 2016 12:06 AM (iMxBJ) 338
332 I'll let you know in 5-7 days.
Posted by: DC. 5%er at March 06, 2016 12:04 AM (e+1S5) Still a temporary bachelor eh? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 06, 2016 12:06 AM (KukcO) 339
Watching Angels/Mariners game. Kind of sad to watch, since both are probably going to be pretty bad this year. Some real talent on the M's and healthy this year but the pitching :/
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2016 12:06 AM (39g3+) 340
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I'm on teevee now ! The VICE channel, whatever that is --- The H2got sold and turned into the VICE channel. Best friend was crushed. Where is he going to get his Ancient Aliens fix now? Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at March 06, 2016 12:06 AM (7FH+T) 341
Of course, all the bad guys will be white as a North Dakota glee club despite the great majority of street crime being done by blacks and Puerto Ricans in NYC. Ye Olde Multi-racial Streete Gang Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2016 12:06 AM (qUNWi) Posted by: Major Kong at March 06, 2016 12:07 AM (/542q) 343
I don't know, is a male lesbian considered gay?
Posted by: Burn It Down Still trying to figure that one out. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at March 06, 2016 12:07 AM (V/11D) 344
Howdy, folks.
This evening's concert featured Dvorak's New World Symphony, along with a neat piece of music that combined live native american chanting with symphonic music. We'll go up and do the concert on a reservation in a couple of nights. First time I'd ever heard that sound live. It was pretty cool. Posted by: Piercello on the road at March 06, 2016 12:07 AM (5Jtal) 345
Snyder is responsible for Flint in about the same way Obama is responsible for a ton of stuff, but no one ever asks him to resign.
Posted by: sexypig at March 06, 2016 12:07 AM (dZQh7) 346
272 I wonder about all these Hollywood girls that hit big young. You read stories about how the Cories were handed around like a pack of smokes at parties, what happened to the girls? What was Jodie Foster's youth like? I can't see how any of them could turn out remotely normal.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2016 11:40 PM (39g3+) Some make it out normal, some do not. It comes down to how bad does the parent want their kid to be a star. If the parents are like the Lohans or Pannatierres, then their daughter will get passed around to every producer and director in Hollywood. If the parent doesn't care about the kid getting them into clubs, then they will turn out like Jodi Foster and Ron Howard. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 06, 2016 12:08 AM (1JnAL) 347
295 You show me a 45 year old male that has NEVER been married, and I will show you a queer. Woo, that was a close one. I'm 47 and never been married. I'm straight and the idea of having sex with a guy is repulsive to me. I never did hump a dude when I was 45. Was I suppose too?? Posted by: Puddleglum at March 05, 2016 11:50 PM (kWY4/) So I have 4 years to prove I'm not queer. Umm, okay. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 06, 2016 12:08 AM (hlMPp) 348
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So...if Cruz made TRump the Wall Czar.... I hope any future GOP president doesn't dole out nebulous jobs like "Czar." Posted by: Naes at March 06, 2016 12:08 AM (Ypc8j) 349
Now that Mitt has stuck pins in the establishment voodoo doll, I wonder if the GOPe will plop Lindsey Teddy Grahams in at the convention as their gay candidate?
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at March 06, 2016 12:08 AM (yNyJy) Posted by: Major Kong at March 06, 2016 12:09 AM (/542q) 351
I love it. It's clearly a two-man race now, Trump vs Cruz. And that's the GOPe's worst nightmare. Which one do we choose? It's a beautiful thing.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 12:10 AM (dvuhZ) Posted by: DC. 5%er at March 06, 2016 12:10 AM (e+1S5) 353
I wonder about all these Hollywood girls that hit big young. You read stories about how the Cories were handed around like a pack of smokes at parties, what happened to the girls?
The reason Hollywood gets such glee at recounting the Catholic Church's sex abuse scandal (like the Best Picture Winner this year) is that it takes focus off of their routine child sex abuse which is probably 100X as prevalent. Does anyone think that Bryan Singer DIDN'T rail a 15 year old boy who was attending a party at Singer's mansion without adult supervision? Posted by: Naes at March 05, 2016 11:45 PM (Ypc8j) After one of the Cories committed suicide the other one said that child sex abuse is rampant in Hollywood. In Shirley Temple's autobiography, she tells how an MGM producer exposed himself to her. She laughed at him. Look at how many people came out in support of Roman Polanski. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2016 12:11 AM (+lVUW) 354
Did anyone notice you can vote for "uncommitted" in the Kentucky caucus?
In Canada for federal elections you used to be able to mark your ballot something like "This ballot cast but not to be counted" and if they outnumbered the winning candidate, the riding had to hold a new election with a new slate of candidates. Never happened to my knowledge (who knows maybe in the 19th Century?) but I thought it was a pretty good idea. Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2016 12:13 AM (WOyz5) 355
Considering the crazy bitches running about nowadays, it's no wonder men are foregoing getting married.
Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 12:13 AM (rlfds) 356
We were so busy destroying the patriarchy, we like totally forgot about the ghosts.
Posted by: Ghostbusters at March 06, 2016 12:14 AM (V/11D) 357
Mmm, hungry for wings again tonight. But which independent wing place should I try? King's Wings? Wings & Things? Wing A Ding Ding? Ring Of Wings?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 06, 2016 12:14 AM (ntObR) 358
295 You show me a 45 year old male that has NEVER been married, and I will show you a queer.
********************** Even if they banged 80,000 chicks up to that point? Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 12:15 AM (qHgBB) 359
Considering the crazy bitches running about nowadays, it's no wonder men are foregoing getting married.
Well I didn't want to just come out and say it but... yeah. The good ones is taken, and almost none of my friends and only one of my 3 brothers is married, for good reasons. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2016 12:15 AM (39g3+) 360
SMFH and Christopher, yup and yup.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 06, 2016 12:16 AM (ntObR) 361
Mmm, hungry for wings again tonight. But which independent wing place should I try? King's Wings? Wings & Things? Wing A Ding Ding? Ring Of Wings? Posted by: qdpsteve Wing and a Prayer. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 06, 2016 12:16 AM (FkBIv) 362
It is basically true that if someone is middle aged and never married, there probably is something either really wrong with them - not just homosexual - or they are just the sort that is single all their lives and okay with that.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2016 12:16 AM (39g3+) 363
OT- took me so long to watch LotR.
Had no interest. Came back and passed out from a bar crawl and woke up to it on tv. LotR are some of my favorite movies. *sorry, Fellowship is on. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 06, 2016 12:16 AM (hlMPp) 364
As one of the borderline crazy bitches, I know of what I speak
Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 12:16 AM (rlfds) 365
The reason Hollywood gets such glee at recounting the Catholic Church's sex abuse scandal (like the Best Picture Winner this year) is that it takes focus off of their routine child sex abuse which is probably 100X as prevalent. Does anyone think that Bryan Singer DIDN'T rail a 15 year old boy who was attending a party at Singer's mansion without adult supervision?
Posted by: Naes at March 05, 2016 11:45 PM (Ypc8j) I've always wondered about schools. When I was in school there were rumors about at least 4 teachers, and this wasn't a large district. In those days, a teacher would leave in the middle of the school year. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2016 12:17 AM (+lVUW) 366
357 Mmm, hungry for wings again tonight. But which independent wing place should I try? King's Wings? Wings & Things? Wing A Ding Ding? Ring Of Wings?
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 06, 2016 12:14 AM (ntObR) Definitely skip Wind Beneath My Wings. Posted by: Splunge at March 06, 2016 12:17 AM (iMxBJ) 367
355 Considering the crazy bitches running about nowadays, it's no wonder men are foregoing getting married.
*********************** Yeah, even though I'm kind of getting up there in age, there's always something about a girl that spooks me before I could get to the point where I'd commit. For example, one of my last romantic interests got mad at me because I didn't like up one of her facebook posts, so from that she presumed I was no longer interested in her and wrote a lengthy goodbye letter to me (also sent on Facebook). My reaction: ............................ Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 12:17 AM (qHgBB) 368
Fellowship of the Rings is really well done, Two Towers was an atrocity, Return of the King was half a good movie, half a lousy movie, and another half of the ending that never comes.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2016 12:18 AM (39g3+) 369
Bertram, I hear Jon Bon Jovi loves that place. :-)
Splunge, I refuse to eat anywhere Bette Midler endorses. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at March 06, 2016 12:18 AM (ntObR) 370
Question for the Morons:
I have been dealing with insomnia for almost 4 years now. My dad told me that it may be that during the day I am consuming carbs but not burning them off, meaning I have excess energy at night keeping me awake. Is there any water to this theory? Can anyone else relate? Posted by: logprof at March 06, 2016 12:18 AM (NQaK+) 371
BTW, they used lots of Klan and Nazi imagery in the process.
So it was just like a daywalker Trump thread here. Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2016 12:19 AM (WOyz5) 372
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Considering the crazy bitches running about nowadays, it's no wonder men are foregoing getting married. Even if you get married to a non-crazy, too many men end up relegated to a man-cave. No thanks. Posted by: Naes at March 06, 2016 12:19 AM (Ypc8j) 373
How long has it been since SNL had an original idea? About 15 years now??
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 06, 2016 12:19 AM (ntObR) 374
If you can believe a lot of the conspiracy type talk, it's not just Hollywood. The claim is that pedophilia is rampant in the power elite circles. You know, those whose wealth and power puts them in James Bond villain territory. There was something that broke in Europe recently.
Anyway the claim is that's how they keep their members from going rogue. If one gets out of line, they've got all that pedo shit to destroy him. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 12:19 AM (dvuhZ) Posted by: Basement Cat at March 06, 2016 12:20 AM (3C9q2) 376
370 Question for the Morons:
I have been dealing with insomnia for almost 4 years now. My dad told me that it may be that during the day I am consuming carbs but not burning them off, meaning I have excess energy at night keeping me awake. Is there any water to this theory? Can anyone else relate? Posted by: logprof at March 06, 2016 12:18 AM (NQaK+) *** Dunno. i do know when my doc switched me to a high-protein diet, I had a hell of a time with the insomnia. I was bright-eyed and bushy-tailed well into the wee small hours. Found a nightcap helps. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 12:20 AM (lutOX) 377
Naes, yup.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 06, 2016 12:21 AM (ntObR) 378
"she's dead. good"
* clang * that dorothy parkerish line deserves a clang. ok, i'm done. thanks for the patience, etc. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 06, 2016 12:21 AM (WTSFk) 379
I still don't get why feminists think it's effective to parasitically rewrite famous movies by changing the leads to be female, instead of coming up with original female characters.
It's like a feminist who thinks more women should be mathematicians, but instead of becoming a mathematician herself, she writes a fake history of calculus in which Newton and Leibniz appear as women. Posted by: angela urkel at March 06, 2016 12:22 AM (V/11D) 380
Nite all, time for bed here.
Please explain the red wine stains I left in the living room. Ooops, I got excited when Ted was winning. Of to bed, someone has to work tomorrow. Posted by: Farmer at March 06, 2016 12:23 AM (o/90i) 381
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I've always wondered about schools. When I was in school there were rumors about at least 4 teachers, and this wasn't a large district. In those days, a teacher would leave in the middle of the school year. Absolutely. We had at least one gym teacher at my middle school get caught fondling some girls. Call me sexist, but I don't think men should be teaching K-12. As compensation they should be given first crack at university jobs. You would eliminate 95% of the sex abuse in public schools. Posted by: Naes at March 06, 2016 12:23 AM (Ypc8j) 382
Good night, Farmer!
Posted by: logprof at March 06, 2016 12:24 AM (NQaK+) 383
Why do so many gays wind up in show-business be it film or stage acting? It's quite simple. They for the most part have at least an unconscious desire to be someone or something else as a result of their sexuality. It's taking up a profession as a form of escapism.
I know very few homosexuals who don't suffer from other mental issues (or are borderline alcoholics) because of that underlying desire to be something or someone else. Only maybe two couples I've known for over a decade are really happy and comfortable with themselves. The rest all either suffer from depression, narcissism, or are very neurotic. The happier non-issue ones are comfortable with their gender. The men look and act like men, very masculine, except for their sexual preference. The women, the same, being very feminine. You'd never know they played for the other team until introduced to their significant other. Or at least that's what I've observed in Boston. The city has more per population than elsewhere because they cluster for dating and social purposes. Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at March 06, 2016 12:24 AM (r6ujM) 384
368 Fellowship of the Rings is really well done, Two Towers was an atrocity, Return of the King was half a good movie, half a lousy movie, and another half of the ending that never comes. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2016 12:18 AM (39g3 Compared to the books? Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 06, 2016 12:24 AM (hlMPp) 385
I have been dealing with insomnia for almost 4 years now. My dad told
me that it may be that during the day I am consuming carbs but not burning them off, meaning I have excess energy at night keeping me awake. Is there any water to this theory? Can anyone else relate? --- Have you been to a sleep specialist? I know people who have sleep apnea; before they were diagnosed, they were always tired. I also know people who have insomnia issues; they may only sleep a handful of hours a night, but fall asleep on the couch at 4pm, but are wide awake at 3am. Try a specialist. Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at March 06, 2016 12:24 AM (7FH+T) 386
352 Nope! Slow shipping to West Bumblefuck, Kentucky.
Posted by: DC. 5%er at March 06, 20 So what did you order? And in what colors? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 06, 2016 12:24 AM (k53nK) 387
>>>You show me a 45 year old male that has NEVER been married, and I will show you a queer.
********************** Even if they banged 80,000 chicks up to that point? Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 12:15 AM (qHgBB)<<< Word. Never married. Died at 63... straight as a 7'1" arrow. *also a Republican. Posted by: zombie Wilt Chamberlain at March 06, 2016 12:25 AM (H9MG5) 388
Posted by: Naes at March 06, 2016 12:19 AM (Ypc8j)
*** By degrees, my ex-wife completely cut me out of the world. Example? Pulling through the drive-thru an Burger King - I'd worked late, and she was too busy to cook for us. She orders for herself and the kids, then pulls on through. It wasn't until we got back to the house and doled out the grub that she realized she'd forgotten I was even there. Another example? I brought in about 70 - 80K, and had a $20/week allowance. For years, I had no real idea how much money came in or went out, or where any of it went. Came the divorce, I started learning amazing things about my finances. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 12:25 AM (lutOX) 389
You would eliminate 95% of the sex abuse in public schools.
I dunno, seems like every teacher that gets caught these days is a hot young female that is preying on guys. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2016 12:25 AM (39g3+) 390
Who the hell made jet.com adverts?
Check out page and your head blows up. Fucking Idiocracy is here and embedded. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 06, 2016 12:25 AM (hlMPp) 391
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How does that old joke about lesbians go? Some doofus country come to town type goes in a bar in the big city, sees some chick and starts chatting her up. She says, listen buddy, I'm a lesbian and I'm not interested. He has no idea what a lesbian is and he's sort of slow and just doesn't get what she's trying to say. So she has to get direct and graphic. See that hot chick over there at the end of the bar? I want to go kiss her, make out with here, play with her boobs and ass, etc, etc. He replies, "Well, gahlee, I'm a lesbian too!" Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 12:05 AM (dvuhZ) The way I'd heard it is: A dusty older man walks into a bar wearing a Stetson and boots, sits down at the end and when the bartender works his way down there, replies "gimme a whiskey." Over the course of an hour or three, the bar gradually fills up -- until a younger female takes the barstool next to him. Automatically, he asks, "can I buy you a drink, miss?" -- but she turns to him and says, "I'm sorry, but I'm a lesbian. All day long, I'm longing for pussy. At night, I dream about it; when I get up in the morning, I want a girl in my arms more than I want coffee; when I drive into work, I think of all the other drivers around me being hot bitches and pulling off the highway for sex; I get to work and I'm watching all my coworkers for a glimpse of tits or ass.....and every time I close my eyes I imagine giving some tongue to some cute chick. When the workday ends, I drive home until I can watch porn and masturbate furiously, then maybe I can fall asleep again and dream of girls. I'm going to pass." -- and with that, she gets up and storms off. Another half-hour goes by with another whiskey, and one of the regulars heads over next to him to find out what she can find out. "Hey, Tex -- haven't seen you around here before. Welcome. What do ya do?" And he turns to her and says, "well, ma'am -- if you'd asked me yesterday, I'd have told you I was a cowboy. But just a half-hour ago, I found out that I might be a lesbian." Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 12:26 AM (EzgxV) 392
Absolutely. We had at least one gym teacher at my middle school get caught fondling some girls. Call me sexist, but I don't think men should be teaching K-12. As compensation they should be given first crack at university jobs. You would eliminate 95% of the sex abuse in public schools.
Posted by: Naes at March 06, 2016 12:23 AM (Ypc8j) There are plenty of female theachers that molest their students, and usually just get a slap on the wrist. Honestly, a big problem is that we don't have enough male teachers. With out-of-wedlock births increasing rapidly, a male teacher may be the only role model these kids have. Posted by: The Edukashunil Hat at March 06, 2016 12:26 AM (vBeA5) 393
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 06, 2016 12:00 AM (kWY4/)
Gotta ask. Do the cheerleaders wear those little plaid skirt uniforms and knee socks that the boys like so much? Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2016 12:27 AM (+lVUW) 394
358 295 Even if they banged 80,000 chicks up to that point?
Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 12:15 AM (qHgBB) Case in point: Gerard Butler is 46. Not a rump ranger. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 06, 2016 12:27 AM (k53nK) 395
Oh and another romantic prospect, this one where we had a lot in common, both the same heritage, born in the same town, same religion, never married and hawt.
So I visit her workplace to meet her in person and bring coffee on me. I ask for her and a coworker goes back to get her, then comes out and tells me to just go on in. We chatted for a while and I'm thinking this is going well. Later I get an email where she accuses me of not respecting her boundaries because she had explicitly said for me to wait for her until she came out. Evidently she had told her coworker to tell me to wait, yet for whatever reason this idiot tells me go in the back instead. I explained what happened and she was like.... "oh." Not out of embarrassment but more that she was mad that she had to admit she was wrong. My reaction to all that: ............................. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 12:27 AM (qHgBB) 396
"I dunno, seems like every teacher that gets caught these days is a hot young female that is preying on guys."
(wakes up from nap) Wait, what? Posted by: navybrat at March 06, 2016 12:27 AM (8QGte) 397
355 Considering the crazy bitches running about nowadays, it's no wonder men are foregoing getting married.
Posted by: SMFH I hate to say it but THIS^^^ Its self preservation. Selfish but true. I'm not against getting married but I'm even more against getting financially destroyed by divorce because my significant other decides she's a lesbian and dumps me for the local high school gym teacher. (except for the gym teacher part, I had a neighbor where this happened. he was devastated) Posted by: Puddleglum at March 06, 2016 12:28 AM (kWY4/) 398
I've never watched lotr because of that hairy hobbit feet bullshit. I'm surprised Quentin Tarantino didn't direct it.
Posted by: angela urkel at March 06, 2016 12:29 AM (V/11D) 399
390 Who the hell made jet.com adverts?
Check out page and your head blows up. Fucking Idiocracy is here and embedded. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 06, 2016 12:25 AM (hlMPp) --Yeah, heads blowing up and spewing purple mist . . . stupid ads. Posted by: logprof at March 06, 2016 12:29 AM (NQaK+) 400
Pretty much in today's society, men have basically zero reason or encouragement to marry, and tons not to. You get everything you want without that ring, and get destroyed too often when you do get it? And people wonder why so many men take a pass?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2016 12:30 AM (39g3+) 401
hate to say it but THIS^^^ Its self preservation. Selfish but true. I'm not against getting married but I'm even more against getting financially destroyed by divorce because my significant other decides she's a lesbian and dumps me for the local high school gym teacher.
***************************** Was the high school gym teacher a male lesbian? Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 12:30 AM (qHgBB) 402
You get everything you want without that ring, and get destroyed too often when you do get it? And people wonder why so many men take a pass? Posted by: Christopher Taylor Almost as if it were planned that way. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 06, 2016 12:32 AM (FkBIv) 403
390 Who the hell made jet.com adverts?
Check out page and your head blows up. Fucking Idiocracy is here and embedded. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at March 06, 2016 12:25 AM (hlMPp) "It'll blow your mind" isn't exactly a new concept. Posted by: buzzion at March 06, 2016 12:32 AM (zt+N6) 404
Honestly, a big problem is that we don't have enough male teachers. With out-of-wedlock births increasing rapidly, a male teacher may be the only role model these kids have.
Posted by: The Edukashunil Hat at March 06, 2016 12:26 AM (vBeA5) Yeah this might be why civilization is crumbling. Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 06, 2016 12:32 AM (VdICR) 405
watching dr. strange love now. thanks for the tip.
my parents saw it when it came out. they said after it was over, everyone sat there stunned. nobody got up. Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 06, 2016 12:33 AM (WTSFk) 406
Amazing. I drive them to lesbianism; Kramer brings 'em back.
Posted by: george costanza at March 06, 2016 12:33 AM (WOyz5) 407
hate to say it but THIS^^^ Its self preservation.
************************** Yeah, I'd love to be married but in an environment where courts are ruled by third wave feminism and prospects who are a few cards short of a full deck the odds just don't favor me. Adding to that, is it me or does it seem like a disproportionate number of women who claim conservative principles still tend to wind up marrying guys who are liberal? Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 12:34 AM (qHgBB) 408
I have been dealing with insomnia for almost 4 years now. My dad told me that it may be that during the day I am consuming carbs but not burning them off, meaning I have excess energy at night keeping me awake. Is there any water to this theory? Can anyone else relate?
*** Eating close to bedtime can cause you to toss and turn but, actually, it's been found that eating carbs at night can improve sleep. And, don't worry about the long-held theory about gaining weight by eating at night. It, like much of what the "experts" have said over the years, has been shown to be bullshit. Protein, however, will impact your sleep, as will caffeine. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2016 12:35 AM (8PbKi) 409
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365 I've always wondered about schools. When I was in school there were rumors about at least 4 teachers, and this wasn't a large district. In those days, a teacher would leave in the middle of the school year. Absolutely. We had at least one gym teacher at my middle school get caught fondling some girls. Call me sexist, but I don't think men should be teaching K-12. As compensation they should be given first crack at university jobs. You would eliminate 95% of the sex abuse in public schools. Posted by: Naes at March 06, 2016 12:23 AM (Ypc8j) Men should absolutely be teaching K-12. Men. Not boys, not pedos, not nancys, not pajama-boys, not nutcases, perverts, fetishists, or the gender-confused. Men who will keep their word, guard your back, protect the weak, counsel the unsure, disappear when kids take credit for success and take the lion's share of blame when kids fail. Otherwise, how will kids know how it's supposed to be done? Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 12:35 AM (EzgxV) 410
393 Posted by: Puddleglum at March 06, 2016 12:00 AM (kWY4/)
Gotta ask. Do the cheerleaders wear those little plaid skirt uniforms and knee socks that the boys like so much? Posted by: nerdygirl Heh! I like how your mind works but no. They were normal looking cheerleader uniforms. The girls wearing them looked adorable. Since I'm old enough to be there Dad, I'll leave it at that. Posted by: Puddleglum at March 06, 2016 12:36 AM (kWY4/) 411
Another old country-comes-to-town joke. It was some hick kid's 18th birthday, and some of his buddies decide to take him into town to the whorehouse for his first lay. He had a very a strict upbringing and they thought it was time for him to cut loose.
They pick one out for him and send him there with here. A few minutes later, they hear a crash, and see him come crashing out of the room in a dead sprint. All they can do is watch as he runs out of there and runs all the way home. The next day they find and ask him what they hell happened. He said, "Well, my Mama told me if ever see'd a girl nekkid what I wuzn't a-married to, I'd turn to stone right then and there. And lawdy, when that girl started taking her clothes off, I felt something gettin' hard!" Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 12:36 AM (dvuhZ) 412
Speaking of nutty chicks.
One pursued my cousin down to Atlanta... And he married her. His life now...I'd marry her. Talk about falling in shit and coming up roses. Posted by: RWC- Team BOHICA at March 06, 2016 12:36 AM (hlMPp) 413
That new Gieco ad with the action hero's mom calling him in the middle of a fight is hilarious. In fact, most of their ads are, like that golf ad: golfing announcers whisper, its what they do.
I think that's where all the sketch comedy talent went, into ad writing. SNL is getting the guys not good enough to write ads. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2016 12:36 AM (39g3+) 414
Guy at work just had his wife file for divorce. 2 kids. Married just two years ago. She was on Facebook talking to guys while he was at work.
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Honestly, a big problem is that we don't have enough male teachers. With out-of-wedlock births increasing rapidly, a male teacher may be the only role model these kids have. Posted by: The Edukashunil Hat at March 06, 2016 12:26 AM (vBeA5) Yeah this might be why civilization is crumbling. What we need is more Mother Superiors to rake these little bastards on the knuckles when they act out. Posted by: Naes at March 06, 2016 12:37 AM (Ypc8j) 416
got to call it here, nite all.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at March 06, 2016 12:37 AM (yNyJy) 417
What we need is more Mother Superiors to rake these little bastards on the knuckles when they act out. Posted by: Naes at March Instead what we have are Father Inferiors. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 06, 2016 12:39 AM (FkBIv) 418
413 That new Gieco ad with the action hero's mom calling him in the middle of a fight is hilarious. In fact, most of their ads are, like that golf ad: golfing announcers whisper, its what they do.
I think that's where all the sketch comedy talent went, into ad writing. SNL is getting the guys not good enough to write ads. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2016 12:36 AM (39g3+) --My fave is "If you're a cat, you ignore people. It's what you do." Posted by: logprof at March 06, 2016 12:39 AM (NQaK+) 419
The best cure for insomnia is excessive exercise. Your body is a battery. You have to use it up to recharge it. Caffeine, sedentary lifestyle, booze, medicine, sugar (carbs) and stress will mess with your natural cycle. You have to remove those things or moderate them in conjunction with physical exertion to trump sleeplessness
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401: Heh! Nope. Just your run of the mill lesbian. Tall, a little overweight, average looks. The guys now ex wife is hot. I theorize that it may have been a threesome that had unintended consequences for the husband but thats just speculation.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 06, 2016 12:40 AM (kWY4/) 421
I think that's where all the sketch comedy talent went, into ad writing.
************** Clearly not the same people who write ads for the Super Bowl though. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 12:40 AM (qHgBB) 422
What we need is more Mother Superiors to rake these little bastards on the knuckles when they act out.
Then mommy shows up with a lawyer and takes her snowflake out of class to a counselor to help deal with this terrible abuse and their wounded feelings. Mother Superior loses her job, the school is sued for half its library budget, and the principal does a five minute apology in front of a group of angry pursed-lip helicopter mothers before resigning. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2016 12:41 AM (39g3+) 423
Steve Holt!
Posted by: Steve Holt at March 06, 2016 12:42 AM (NQaK+) 424
Matt Damon!!!!
Posted by: Matt Damon at March 06, 2016 12:42 AM (NQaK+) Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 06, 2016 12:43 AM (39g3+) 426
The guys now ex wife is hot. I theorize that it may have been a threesome that had unintended consequences for the husband but thats just speculation.
******************************* A frolicking time with two hot babes wouldn't be the worst way to go, even if one did leave you for the other. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 12:44 AM (qHgBB) 427
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at March 06, 2016 12:44 AM (jm4fr) 428
426: Porn is cheaper.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 06, 2016 12:45 AM (kWY4/) Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2016 12:45 AM (P/8aq) 430
419 The best cure for insomnia is excessive exercise. Your body is a battery. You have to use it up to recharge it. Caffeine, sedentary lifestyle, booze, medicine, sugar (carbs) and stress will mess with your natural cycle. You have to remove those things or moderate them in conjunction with physical exertion to trump sleeplessness
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2016 12:39 AM (pUDQf) --I do know that when I am physically exhausted that I get better sleep. But how does booze work against sleep? Posted by: logprof at March 06, 2016 12:45 AM (NQaK+) 431
428 426: Porn is cheaper Posted by: Puddleglum at March 06, 2016 12:45 AM (kWY4/)
************************' LOL Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 12:46 AM (qHgBB) 432
That's an entire squadron of EA-6B's, noisiest damn things on the flight deck.
Evening roonz and roonettez! Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 06, 2016 12:46 AM (vbvxt) 433
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Yeah, the system is pretty messed up. But there are plenty of educational options out there if parents are willing to take the plunge. Posted by: Naes at March 06, 2016 12:47 AM (Ypc8j) 434
My ginger has had my soul for almost 50 years. Still think I got the better end of that deal.
*********************** Any granddaughters who are gingers? Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 12:47 AM (qHgBB) 435
423 Steve Holt!
Posted by: Steve Holt at March 06, 2016 12:42 AM (NQaK+) 424 Matt Damon!!!! Posted by: Matt Damon at March 06, 2016 12:42 AM (NQaK+) Leeloodallasmultipass Posted by: LeeLoo at March 06, 2016 12:47 AM (vBeA5) 436
Men should absolutely be teaching K-12. Men. Not boys, not pedos, not nancys, not pajama-boys, not nutcases, perverts, fetishists, or the gender-confused. Men who will keep their word, guard your back, protect the weak, counsel the unsure, disappear when kids take credit for success and take the lion's share of blame when kids fail. Otherwise, how will kids know how it's supposed to be done? Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 12:35 AM (EzgxV) Amen. I'm sick of this shit where all men are assumed to be pedos. This crap has driven good men to hide for fear of simply being accused of being one. If a little kid was lost in a park or city today, they'd be more inclined to not get involved instead of protecting and saving. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2016 12:47 AM (pUDQf) 437
I'll second exercise, or better hard work (same thing, of course). As I've mentioned before I've got rheumatoid arthritis. I used to be an active outdoorsy type.
Well, insomnia is one of my big problems. Pain is one of the things, but inactivity is the main thing. Long story short, yesterday (or was it the day before), I had to work my little ass off fixing something at the folks's house. The washing machine drain had gotten too slow. I had to rattle on for paragraphs to explain the plumbing that evolved since the house was built in 1960, with a subsequent addition. Solution was to just run a new drain line. The old one was buried and was a long run (it isn't tied into the septic tank) and the trouble was under there somewhere and I wasn't going to dig and try to fish and snake. So I was up under that house cutting pipe and gluing in new, and putting up with an 89 year old father still thinking he could do that stuff too. I slept like a freakin' baby. Well, I'm not completely finished. I just got the new line out of the house. We'll dig a trench and bury it later. But that kept the washing machine from overflowing. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 12:47 AM (dvuhZ) 438
374 If you can believe a lot of the conspiracy type talk, it's not just Hollywood. The claim is that pedophilia is rampant in the power elite circles. You know, those whose wealth and power puts them in James Bond villain territory. There was something that broke in Europe recently.
Anyway the claim is that's how they keep their members from going rogue. If one gets out of line, they've got all that pedo shit to destroy him. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 12:19 AM (dvuhZ) Jimmy Savile at the BBC rings a bell. Government agency, government employee gammahooching kids, government agency covering it up for decades, and even after it comes up, the government agency then still succeeds in keeping a cover on it. I bet if it all came to light, Savile, OBE, was not only partaking of the kids but was providing "access" to them to those in power in the UK. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 06, 2016 12:48 AM (1JnAL) 439
383 Why do so many gays wind up in show-business be it film or stage acting? It's quite simple. They for the most part have at least an unconscious desire to be someone or something else as a result of their sexuality. It's taking up a profession as a form of escapism.
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at March 06, 2016 12:24 AM (r6ujM) Gays - gay males at any rate - are overrepresented in all the arts, not just acting. Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at March 06, 2016 12:48 AM (P8951) 440
--I do know that when I am physically exhausted that I get better sleep. But how does booze work against sleep?
Posted by: logprof at March 06, 2016 12:45 AM (NQaK+) Alcoholic amnesia is kinda like sleep... Posted by: The Drinky Hat at March 06, 2016 12:48 AM (vBeA5) 441
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I haven't bothered to look at what this means in terms of delegates. I''m guessing that Trump won more, but could be wrong. Posted by: Michael the Hobbit (7th-generation Texan) at March 05, 2016 10:46 PM (dPpmC) You are wrong. When Louisiana's CD delegates are distributed - Cruz will have about 62 Trump will have about 59 Posted by: Boone at March 06, 2016 12:48 AM (bLfK+) 442
414 Guy at work just had his wife file for divorce. 2 kids. Married just two years ago. She was on Facebook talking to guys while he was at work.
Posted by: buzzion at March 06, 2016 12:37 AM (zt+N6 Was watching some drama on FB. Couple of days ago a gal posted basically 'F u. You're shit is outside' and then a bunch of oh dear me's. Today, she posted pics snuggling with him. Women....I gave up trying to understand them. Posted by: RWC- Team BOHICA at March 06, 2016 12:48 AM (hlMPp) 443
Double Amen! This idea that men are predators and can't be trusted around kids is getting out of hand. Men are actually afraid of being around children for this reason.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 12:50 AM (dvuhZ) 444
--I do know that when I am physically exhausted that I get better sleep. But how does booze work against sleep? Posted by: logprof at March 06, 2016 12:45 AM (NQaK+) Booze keeps you both diuretic (waking up to piss) and it keeps you out of REM sleep. So you're never rested. Hence zombie mode the day after a bender. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2016 12:50 AM (pUDQf) 445
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419 --I do know that when I am physically exhausted that I get better sleep. But how does booze work against sleep? 1. It makes you wake up to pee. Alcohol is a diuretic. 2. It screws with your REM cycle even if it initially causes drowsiness. So you're not necessarily getting quality sleep Posted by: Naes at March 06, 2016 12:50 AM (Ypc8j) 446
Today, she posted pics snuggling with him.
******************** Wait.. are we sure it's the same guy? Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 12:51 AM (qHgBB) 447
Tom Green!
Posted by: Andy Dick at March 06, 2016 12:52 AM (V/11D) 448
I'm sick of this shit where all men are assumed to be pedos.
Its kind of sad to watch old TV shows, how the men were trusted with youth in ways that would have a mom pepper spraying them today. The presumption is that every man you don't know is a monster and every one you do know might secretly be a child molester. Our church had to - by law - create a policy to make sure no kids were ever left alone in any room with a single adult, all rooms with kids in them had a window in them, on and on. Because the presumption is all kids are constantly being molested everywhere. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2016 12:53 AM (39g3+) 449
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--I do know that when I am physically exhausted that I get better sleep. But how does booze work against sleep? Posted by: logprof at March 06, 2016 12:45 AM (NQaK+) Booze keeps you both diuretic (waking up to piss) and it keeps you out of REM sleep. So you're never rested. Hence zombie mode the day after a bender. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2016 12:50 AM (pUDQf) 445 430 419 --I do know that when I am physically exhausted that I get better sleep. But how does booze work against sleep? 1. It makes you wake up to pee. Alcohol is a diuretic. 2. It screws with your REM cycle even if it initially causes drowsiness. So you're not necessarily getting quality sleep Posted by: Naes at March 06, 2016 12:50 AM (Ypc8j) --Jinx!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: logprof at March 06, 2016 12:53 AM (HvkUJ) 450
And BTW, where were all those hot teachers when I was a randy young horn dog teenager?
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 12:53 AM (dvuhZ) 451
443 Double Amen! This idea that men are predators and can't be trusted around kids is getting out of hand. Men are actually afraid of being around children for this reason.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 12:50 AM (dvuhZ) Yep. Bullshit has me keeping my door open when my niece wants to lay on the bed next to me when I scroll the Internet. Posted by: RWC- Team BOHICA at March 06, 2016 12:54 AM (hlMPp) 452
I bet if it all came to light, Savile, OBE, was not only partaking of the kids but was providing "access" to them to those in power in the UK.
Already rumbles about that, little hints in news stories, etc. Its a sure thing, but goes so high and so deep and would hurt Labor types too much, so its not really even being covered very much. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2016 12:54 AM (39g3+) 453
2. It screws with your REM cycle even if it initially causes drowsiness. So you're not necessarily getting quality sleep
Oh, now you tell me. I should have been told this 26 years ago. It would have been good to know as I plowed through cases of beer. Posted by: Puddleglum at March 06, 2016 12:55 AM (kWY4/) 454
Another tip for sleep is to keep your bedroom cool. Run a fan or the AC.
Posted by: Naes at March 06, 2016 12:56 AM (Ypc8j) 455
--Jinx!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: logprof at March 06, 2016 12:53 AM (HvkUJ) You're getting double billed for the medical advice. Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 06, 2016 12:56 AM (pUDQf) 456
Time for the old folk. Some ginger is makin eyes at me, gotta see why. Just remember, y'all,that we are Americans, so the head is held HIGH--especially now. Goodnite, good people. Stay safe. Posted by: irongrampa at March 06, 2016 12:57 AM (P/8aq) 457
446 Today, she posted pics snuggling with him.
******************** Wait.. are we sure it's the same guy? Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 12:51 AM (qHgBB) Yes. For the rant she gave and the total implosion and to back with him. Great job. *hoping to G*d this isn't a 'Ron or 'ette. One of those FB 'friends' that you don't know where they came from. Posted by: RWC- Team BOHICA at March 06, 2016 12:57 AM (hlMPp) 458
I definitely sleep better in a cold room than warm. Something about snuggling in a warm bed in a cold room that is just wonderfully comforting.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2016 12:57 AM (39g3+) 459
Gingy and I were watching Elementary earlier. A guest actress was on the show.
Gingy:"Who is that? It's someone who was big in the past" Me (squinting): "It's Virginia Madsen" Her : "You need a moment to wank?" SMH. Wives get to know us too well. I've had a crush on her for 30 years. She was smoking hot in the 80s. She still looks damn good today. Better than I do. Posted by: Weirddave at March 06, 2016 12:58 AM (hOD4w) 460
Regarding sleep. For me, silence is not my friend. Fan, TV, radio static. I need something.
Posted by: RWC- Team BOHICA at March 06, 2016 12:59 AM (hlMPp) 461
458 I definitely sleep better in a cold room than warm. Something about snuggling in a warm bed in a cold room that is just wonderfully comforting.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2016 12:57 AM (39g3+) --Agreed. I like to sleep under at least some cover, not desperate for coolness. Posted by: logprof at March 06, 2016 12:59 AM (HvkUJ) 462
One of those FB 'friends' that you don't know where they came from.
****************** I once tried a dating app that draws from your "friends of friends" circuit on Facebook for matches. The experience was... instructive. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 01:00 AM (qHgBB) 463
Whenever I enter a chicken coop, I always need to be accompanied by another adult. It's a pain in the ass.
Posted by: Ernie Anastos at March 06, 2016 01:00 AM (V/11D) 464
There was a rash of "child sex ring" cases that were utter bullshit and destroyed many lives. One was what, Wannatchee, WA? It was a modern day Salem witch hunt.
And there was one in the UK, I read about that made my blood boil. You had some doctor, a female, who began to diagnose child sex abuse in all sorts of young children. Children were taken away from the parents in drove. This doctor had a technique where she would inspect a child's bottom, you know their excretory ofifice, and based on that would find sodomy. Her techique was later shown to be utter bullshit. I won't mention the details, since it involves children, but this damned doctor was the one actually doing the abuse. Read about it. They destroyed many men's lives based on that. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 01:01 AM (dvuhZ) 465
Gingy:"Who is that? It's someone who was big in the past" Me (squinting): "It's Virginia Madsen"
***************************** Virginia Madsen? I'd pound that like John Henry driving steel. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 01:01 AM (qHgBB) 466
460 Regarding sleep. For me, silence is not my friend. Fan, TV, radio static. I need something.
Posted by: RWC- Team BOHICA at March 06, 2016 12:59 AM (hlMPp) --I bought a white noise machine for just this reason. My fave settings are rain and night time (crickets with white noise in the background). Posted by: logprof at March 06, 2016 01:02 AM (HvkUJ) 467
462 One of those FB 'friends' that you don't know where they came from.
****************** I once tried a dating app that draws from your "friends of friends" circuit on Facebook for matches. The experience was... instructive. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 01:00 AM (qHgBB) I was screwing around on Tinder while Messaging a gal. She popped up on Tinder....she wasn't too happy about it. Posted by: RWC- Team BOHICA at March 06, 2016 01:03 AM (hlMPp) 468
This doctor had a technique where she would inspect a child's bottom, you know their excretory ofifice, and based on that would find sodomy. Her techique was later shown to be utter bullshit. I won't mention the details, since it involves children,
... Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 01:01 AM (dvuhZ) No, no, please do go on... Posted by: Harry Reid at March 06, 2016 01:03 AM (vBeA5) 469
Howdy, nightcrawlers!
Checking in for a little bit. Don't get too excited. Can't stay long. Just give me the highlights of 450+ comments. Or the last 25, at least? Or random thoughts? Posted by: mindful webworker - effectively at March 06, 2016 01:03 AM (j+h+K) 470
I used to listen to music and ocean sounds to go to sleep for years, but I've come to really appreciate silence.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2016 01:04 AM (39g3+) 471
Clarify....talking to a high school buddy
Posted by: RWC- Team BOHICA at March 06, 2016 01:04 AM (hlMPp) 472
McMartin preschool.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 06, 2016 01:04 AM (FkBIv) 473
I wish the alcohol had messed with my REM sleep last night.
Part of a messed up dream I had: Fighting on the ground with a terrorist I wounded, but he's still trying to kill me. Suddenly I find a reciprocating saw and get a good opening at his neck... Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 06, 2016 01:04 AM (hVdx9) 474
SNL was utterly predictable but thoroughly unfunny and I lasted less than 15 minutes. But there was a cleverly made video of a faux Trump campaign ad that used Klan and Nazi imagery. It made my blood boil and not only because it's carrying the meme that anyone supporting Trump is a racist--as is Trump himself.
Yeah? If Trump is so racist how did SNL allow him to host the show less than 6 months ago? Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2016 01:05 AM (8HGb7) 475
Already rumbles about that, little hints in news stories, etc. Its a sure thing, but goes so high and so deep and would hurt Labor types too much, so its not really even being covered very much.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2016 12:54 AM (39g3+) Probably the same reason that all the shit in Hollywood gets covered up, the gammahooching goes all the way to the top. Kind of funny that Billy Jeff is so beloved in Hollywood and goes on plane trips with Jeffrey Epstein. You can be damn sure that the higher ups in L.A. and Cali governments are getting some underage strange. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 06, 2016 01:05 AM (1JnAL) 476
Checking in for a little bit. Don't get too excited. Can't stay long. Just give me the highlights of 450+ comments. Or the last 25, at least? Or random thoughts?
Posted by: mindful webworker - effectively at March 06, 2016 01:03 AM (j+h+K) --Insomnia, toilets with 3 seats in the loo, and unmarried 45 year old guys. Posted by: logprof at March 06, 2016 01:06 AM (HvkUJ) 477
469 Howdy, nightcrawlers!
Checking in for a little bit. Don't get too excited. Can't stay long. Just give me the highlights of 450+ comments. Or the last 25, at least? Or random thoughts? Posted by: mindful webworker - effectively at March 06, 2016 01:03 AM (j+h We're being nice and cordial....now fuck off. Posted by: RWC- Team BOHICA at March 06, 2016 01:06 AM (hlMPp) 478
381 Fuck that shit. I'd venture to guess most h.s. teachers having sex with students are female these days. See Instapundit just about any time. Yeah take the male teachers out of h.s. (it's already about 85%/15%) and wonder why the young men of today are so lost if not just little shits. It's attitudes like yours that got us to this place. Oh yass every man's a natural predator. Posted by: MAx at March 06, 2016 01:07 AM (LAliD) 479
this damned doctor was the one actually doing the abuse.
Read about it. They destroyed many men's lives based on that. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 01:01 AM (dvuhZ) That is horrible and terrifying! If anything proves that we are too gullible... Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 06, 2016 01:07 AM (GzDYP) 480
A major cause of sexual deviance later in life is child abuse, so it becomes a self sustaining phenomenon, as in ancient Greece and Afghanistan. And now that we're moving to a post-Christian world, we may be heading that way as well.
Posted by: Ernie Anastos at March 06, 2016 01:07 AM (V/11D) 481
Oh goodie, the kkk has arrived to brighten our evening
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 06, 2016 01:07 AM (k53nK) 482
413 That new Gieco ad with the action hero's mom calling him in the middle of a fight is hilarious. In fact, most of their ads are, like that golf ad: golfing announcers whisper, its what they do.
If you watch carefully you can see the squirrel running around in the background. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 06, 2016 01:07 AM (+lVUW) 483
465 Gingy:"Who is that? It's someone who was big in the past" Me (squinting): "It's Virginia Madsen"
***************************** Virginia Madsen? I'd pound that like John Henry driving steel. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 01:01 AM (qHgBB) I'd pour the coals to her like I was working in the Titanic's engine room when she was at full steam. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 06, 2016 01:09 AM (1JnAL) 484
Looks like it's up to me to end the elbow-drought in the best and only way I know:
Serbian turb-folk. The brunette - she wants me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoOXyaPVVgI Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 01:09 AM (lutOX) 485
Goodnight all, happy Sunday. Great chat tonight, thanks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 06, 2016 01:09 AM (ntObR) 486
If you watch carefully you can see the squirrel running around in the background. Posted by: nerdygirl Secret Squirrel? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 06, 2016 01:09 AM (FkBIv) 487
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381 Fuck that shit. I'd venture to guess most h.s. teachers having sex with students are female these days. See Instapundit just about any time. Yeah take the male teachers out of h.s. (it's already about 85%/15%) and wonder why the young men of today are so lost if not just little shits. It's attitudes like yours that got us to this place. Oh yass every man's a natural predator. The notion that men are not the primary predators in public schools is ludicrous. The reason the media reports on the Mary Kay Laternos is because it's so unusual. Posted by: Naes at March 06, 2016 01:10 AM (Ypc8j) 488
"Does immigration mean the end of Western Civilization?"
Yes. Yes it does. Western Civilization refuses to defend itself, while the "immigrants" are on full attack. The question really comes down to, "Islam, or civilization?" Because you cannot have both. Alas, television has rendered the intelligent incapable of thought. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 06, 2016 01:11 AM (AroJD) 489
483 465 Gingy:"Who is that? It's someone who was big in the past" Me (squinting): "It's Virginia Madsen"
***************************** Virginia Madsen? I'd pound that like John Henry driving steel. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 01:01 AM (qHgBB) I'd pour the coals to her like I was working in the Titanic's engine room when she was at full steam. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 06, 2016 01:09 AM (1JnAL) *** I'd hit that like the side of a tree on the forest moon of Endor. - Stormtrooper Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 01:11 AM (lutOX) 490
472 McMartin preschool.
Posted by: Bertram Cab I worked with someone whose younger brother went there. She said something had gone on there, but mbpd & prosecutors went full retard & they never got the truth. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 06, 2016 01:12 AM (k53nK) 491
fuck off
Posted by: warm reception at March 06, 2016 01:12 AM (AG7GB) 492
Are you taking a roomba class?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 06, 2016 01:12 AM (GzDYP) 493
Bed and covers are getting comfy.
Night horde. Piss off the enemy tomorrow. *Disturbed Immortalized. Song of the day, Posted by: RWC- Team BOHICA at March 06, 2016 01:13 AM (hlMPp) 494
478 You got a f'n accusation you wanna make bring it
Posted by: MAx the high school teacher at March 06, 2016 01:13 AM (LAliD) 495
here we go!
Posted by: my left ear at March 06, 2016 01:13 AM (AG7GB) 496
483 465 -Gingy:"Who is that? It's someone who was big in the past" Me (squinting): "It's Virginia Madsen"
***************************** -Virginia Madsen? I'd pound that like John Henry driving steel. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 01:01 AM (qHgBB) *********** -I'd pour the coals to her like I was working in the Titanic's engine room when she was at full steam. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 06, 2016 01:09 AM (1JnAL) ***** -I'd hit that like the side of a tree on the forest moon of Endor. - Stormtrooper -Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 01:11 AM (lutOX) If you were able to pull me out of that, you'd have a damn-good claim on being the King of England. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 01:14 AM (OQ9R7) 497
fuck you fatty
Posted by: america the butiful at March 06, 2016 01:15 AM (AG7GB) 498
Virginia Madsen? I'd hit it pretty hard.
Posted by: Enola Gay at March 06, 2016 01:15 AM (VdICR) 499
Virginia Madsen? I'd hit it like she was a wall.
Posted by: Dale Earnhardt at March 06, 2016 01:15 AM (hVdx9) 500
496 483 465 -Gingy:"Who is that? It's someone who was big in the past" Me (squinting): "It's Virginia Madsen"
***************************** -Virginia Madsen? I'd pound that like John Henry driving steel. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 01:01 AM (qHgBB) *********** -I'd pour the coals to her like I was working in the Titanic's engine room when she was at full steam. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 06, 2016 01:09 AM (1JnAL) ***** -I'd hit that like the side of a tree on the forest moon of Endor. - Stormtrooper -Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 01:11 AM (lutOX) If you were able to pull me out of that, you'd have a damn-good claim on being the King of England. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 01:14 AM (OQ9R7) *** Like the First ID at Normandy..... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 01:16 AM (lutOX) 501
Hmmm don't seem like you know when to quit: here's Stacy Mc Cain's long article on predator female teachers from er YESTERDAY: http://tinyurl.com/zhpugv4
Posted by: MAx the high school teacher at March 06, 2016 01:16 AM (LAliD) 502
Good night, RWC!
Posted by: logprof at March 06, 2016 01:16 AM (NQaK+) 503
Toilet views. In CO there is a high-altitude hut system named for the famous 10th Mountain Division (hmm - wonder how long before someone proposes renaming it something less offensive?). One weekendyears back some friends and I lucked out and were the only ones at the (then) newest hut, which is at about 11,000 feet above Apsen. You have to snowshoe or mtn. ski up in winter (we went in .... Feb.? maybe early March). Anyway, the outhouse is perched on the slope near the hut. The door to the throne room and the structure's side nearest the mountain are of course solid wood. The rest of the structure (facing outward) is entirely glass. In front of you, when you sit on the throne, is a spectacular view that includes 14K-foot peaks inthe distance. Similar to the Mt Whitney or Western Australia pics from the linked article above, but definitely even more spectacular (and comfortable - you're "inside"). Posted by: rhomboid at March 06, 2016 01:17 AM (QDnY+) 504
The notion that men are not the primary predators in
public schools is ludicrous. The reason the media reports on the Mary Kay Laternos is because it's so unusual. Posted by: Naes at March 06, 2016 01:10 AM (Ypc8j) Are you joking or just trying to get a reaction? Because men are underrepresented in the teaching field, and if they were predators it would be all over the six o clock news. The female teachers are getting the press because...and hold on to your hats here, the ride is going to get pretty wild...THEY ARE THE ONES THAT ARE DOING IT! If it was a guy we'd just get the firing squad at dawn. Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 06, 2016 01:17 AM (vbvxt) 505
My music is the best cure for insomnia.
Posted by: Yoko Ono at March 06, 2016 01:17 AM (V/11D) 506
Look up Dr Marietta Higgs and the Cleveland child abuse scandal (this is in the UK). I first read about this in an article in the Daily Mail. Two of the girls who were the victims of the witchunt described their ordeal and were trying to sue Dr. Higgs and some others. It's much harder to do that in the UK.
The woman can still practice medicine, although she is barred from children and certainly being an "expert" on sex abuse cases. This is like rape. There are a lot of real rapes that happen and are unreported. Yet there are a hell of a lot of false allegations. Same with this shit. That's how you ruin someone you hate: claim they're a child abuser. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 01:18 AM (dvuhZ) 507
Like a tornado on a trailer park....
Like a hobo on a ham sandwich.... Like a brand-new Lexus in the parking lot at the Hong Kong Supermarket..... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 01:18 AM (lutOX) 508
Virginia Madsen? I'd hit it like I was a male Antechinus. (It's safe to Google)
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 06, 2016 01:19 AM (hVdx9) 509
Ah well since the majority ofpolice prisoner abusers are male I guess no cops should be male while we're at it Hey majority of war criminals are male too maybe we shouldn't let men be soldiers Posted by: MAx the high school teacher at March 06, 2016 01:20 AM (LAliD) 510
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478 381 Fuck that shit. I'd venture to guess most h.s. teachers having sex with students are female these days. See Instapundit just about any time. Yeah take the male teachers out of h.s. (it's already about 85%/15%) and wonder why the young men of today are so lost if not just little shits. It's attitudes like yours that got us to this place. Oh yass every man's a natural predator. The notion that men are not the primary predators in public schools is ludicrous. The reason the media reports on the Mary Kay Laternos is because it's so unusual. Posted by: Naes at March 06, 2016 01:10 AM (Ypc8j) If half of all public schoolteachers were male, it wouldn't surprise me that 60% of sex-offending schooteachers were male -- but they aren't. 85% of schoolteachers are female. The reason you're hearing about female abusers is because there aren't any males left, not because female abuse is scarce. Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 01:20 AM (EzgxV) Posted by: Lindsey Graham at March 06, 2016 01:20 AM (H9MG5) 512
That last one.... funny 'cause it's true.
The Future Empress insists we take my 97 Corolla whenever we go to the supermarket in Little Saigon. She says, "Better they smash up your car than mine." Bless her heart..... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 01:20 AM (lutOX) 513
507 Like a tornado on a trailer park.... Like a hobo on a ham sandwich.... Like a brand-new Lexus in the parking lot at the Hong Kong Supermarket..... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 01:18 AM (lutOX) Like Charlie Sheen at Cocaine-R-Us. Posted by: eman at March 06, 2016 01:21 AM (Ahbpx) 514
A good site if you want to see the Space Station fly over, is spot hesitation.nasa.gov. You can register your location, and they will send you an email every night the space station will have a visible flyover, with directions to look, and what elevation it will be for you.
The only weird thing is they will only keep you registered for a year, then you have to re-up. Hey, Government, some of us actually went out of our way to show we are interested in your stuff, and you throw us away after a year ??????? Like an email address list is and running a computer program against it is such a burden of technology these days. Geez. Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at March 06, 2016 01:22 AM (HpwDR) 515
Other than that feelin' real good
Posted by: MAx at March 06, 2016 01:22 AM (LAliD) 516
The rest of the structure (facing outward) is entirely glass. In front of you, when you sit on the throne, is a spectacular view that includes 14K-foot peaks inthe distance.
******************* Wow, that sure beats checking email on my iPhone when I'm doing my business. Posted by: Burn It Down at March 06, 2016 01:22 AM (qHgBB) 517
...Like Eddie Murphy at a tranny party
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 06, 2016 01:22 AM (hVdx9) 518
That's how you ruin someone you hate: claim they're a child abuser.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 01:18 AM (dvuhZ) Saw a lot of this when I was in the USN. Wifey wants a divorce, threatens to accuse child abuse if the serviceman doesn't just STFU and take it. He ends up paying big for child support and alimony while getting shit for visitation (especially if his kid is a girl) and if he didn't play along, Katy bar the fucking door, he's just fucked. Even when it was proven the charges were bullshit his career is in tatters and nothing happens to the woman that made the false accusations. Happened all the time. Hell, I don't blame guys for not getting married these days, and I just got married myself. Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 06, 2016 01:22 AM (vbvxt) 519
I'd hit it so hard that Mau'dib would think it was Wormsign.
Here's the soundtrack by Toto https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCiRR3X7rjM Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 06, 2016 01:23 AM (VdICR) Posted by: mindful webworker - lace earwigs for sale at March 06, 2016 01:23 AM (j+h+K) 521
I read the content and the top 20 comments.
#6 Trump for Sale is classic! Posted by: mindful webworker **** Wonder how much web traffic that will pull in when people search? Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 06, 2016 01:25 AM (hVdx9) 522
I stopped three young men with weapons from beating the shit out of one of my students in my class last month barehanded. But by all means students are safer with female instructors. I hear that enough at work. Posted by: MAx at March 06, 2016 01:25 AM (LAliD) 523
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Other than that feelin' real good Posted by: MAx at March 06, 2016 01:22 AM (LAliD) I can imagine, in that you just got LAliD. Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 01:25 AM (EzgxV) 524
Lalid? Isn't that the chick Clapton sang about?
Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 06, 2016 01:26 AM (hVdx9) 525
These are examples of modern day moral panics -- witch hunts. There's a mass hysteria that something unspeakable is going on. Some horrible evil that must be rooted out. And the populace just goes crazy. In the old days, they would've been hunted down and burned at the stake or meet some other grizzly fate. Now we go through orgies of prosecutions.
Remember that "satanic cult" stuff back in the 80s? You had police depts convince there were hordes of devil worshipers out there doing unspeakable things. I don't think there was one documented case of real cults as were described (I'm sure you've got oddballs who claim all sorts of stuff). It was absolute bullshit with no evidence whatsoever. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 01:27 AM (dvuhZ) 526
Hmmm seems to be getting slow 'round here. Prob a sign I get some rest.
Well folks, I just wanted to say, flaming clown boners. Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 06, 2016 01:29 AM (hVdx9) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 01:30 AM (OQ9R7) 528
525 These are examples of modern day moral panics -- witch hunts. There's a mass hysteria that something unspeakable is going on. Some horrible evil that must be rooted out. And the populace just goes crazy. In the old days, they would've been hunted down and burned at the stake or meet some other grizzly fate. Now we go through orgies of prosecutions. Remember that "satanic cult" stuff back in the 80s? You had police depts convince there were hordes of devil worshipers out there doing unspeakable things. I don't think there was one documented case of real cults as were described (I'm sure you've got oddballs who claim all sorts of stuff). It was absolute bullshit with no evidence whatsoever. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 01:27 AM (dvuhZ) You got trouble, my friends -- right here in River City..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI_Oe-jtgdI Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 01:30 AM (EzgxV) 529
Totally OT but London Has Fallen was fun. The bad guys get killed, violently at the end - muzzies - feel good story. Well worth the admission price.
Posted by: IC at March 06, 2016 01:31 AM (zK6nG) 530
-Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at March 06, 2016 01:27 AM (dvuhZ)
I remember my Mom asking me about that because I played Dungeons and Dragons. ...nothing. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 01:31 AM (OQ9R7) 531
Had several male teachers in HS. One of them was boning the (married) music teacher but none of them were doing students (although there were at least 2 that the girls made moon eyes over). And frankly I find it insulting, the mere idea that just because I own a penis I am looking for underage girls to put it in. I can find girls my own age to play with thank you very much.
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 06, 2016 01:32 AM (vbvxt) 532
RWC: We're being nice and cordial....now fuck off.
Ah, business as usual, then. Did I see some... odd comments above? Trollish, even? Not reading too closely.. Saw something about sleep. And dreams. Reminded me.. Two nights ago, I had a dream which then continued the next night. Can't recall at the moment what it was about, but it's just weird to have dream continuity! Also had dreams that I know I had, basically the same, years and years before. Also weird. Posted by: mindful webworker - whenever I want you, all I gotta do at March 06, 2016 01:33 AM (j+h+K) 533
>>>Hmmm seems to be getting slow 'round here. Prob a sign I get some rest.
Well folks, I just wanted to say, flaming clown boners. Posted by: Tilikum Armored Killer Assault Whale at March 06, 2016 01:29 AM (hVdx9)<<< Well, uh, double flaming clown boners on you! Posted by: James T. Kirk at March 06, 2016 01:34 AM (H9MG5) 534
Also had dreams that I know I had, basically the same, years and years before. Also weird.
Posted by: mindful webworker - whenever I want you, all I gotta do at March 06, 2016 01:33 Whew, thought that was only me. Posted by: Arson Wells at March 06, 2016 01:35 AM (UnJ7w) 535
I had a male teacher in sixth-grade that was nice enough not to tell my Dad about an incident. He took me aside and told me that it was wrong what I was saying because we treat each-other with respect.
Apparently, it isn't nice to follow a friend, who is a girl, around the playground asking about getting some "pussy-pie". I had no idea what it meant, but we had cable. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 01:36 AM (OQ9R7) 536
Come to think of it, the NBA is too male, too black. It is a national disgrace.
Posted by: Ripley at March 06, 2016 01:36 AM (0vsws) 537
Well folks, think I'll go see if I can finish my book then. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 06, 2016 01:36 AM (vbvxt) 538
...There's a mass hysteria that something unspeakable is going on. Some horrible evil that must be rooted out. And the populace just goes crazy...
But enough about the Republican Presidential race... Posted by: mindful webworker - impolitic at March 06, 2016 01:36 AM (j+h+K) 539
Piercello
Where is this music happening? It sounds amazing! Older and not married, I'm not that old yet but i really don't think it's that easy to find a non crazy man either. At least my luck not so good. And i don't think I'm that looney! Posted by: Sugar Plum Fairy #176-671 at March 06, 2016 01:36 AM (hnCis) 540
534 Also had dreams that I know I had, basically the same, years and years before. Also weird.
Posted by: mindful webworker - whenever I want you, all I gotta do at March 06, 2016 01:33 Whew, thought that was only me. Posted by: Arson Wells at March 06, 2016 01:35 AM (UnJ7w) *** Been having the same dream, off and on, for twenty years and more....haunting, terrifying. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 01:36 AM (lutOX) 541
G'Night, GGE.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 01:37 AM (OQ9R7) 542
Waking hours are merely an intermission.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 06, 2016 01:38 AM (FkBIv) 543
I never remember my dreams, anymore. I keep forgetting to make any sort of effort, because I've usually got things to do.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 01:39 AM (OQ9R7) 544
...not to say that nobody-else has anything to do, but I never make a note of my dreams before I'm thinking about something else.
I should have just said that it's never been a habit and left it at that. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 01:41 AM (OQ9R7) 545
I can't believe the Establishment is going to saddle us with another pro-amnesty RINO like Cruz. Aren't we tired of losing with these McCain/Romney clones? Ron Paul is the only man the Establishment fears!
(/sarc if you can't tell.) Posted by: JohnJ at March 06, 2016 01:43 AM (TF/YA) 546
My recurring dream:
I'm cold and it's damp and foggy. I'm trying to wade across a river - the bottom is muddy and my boots stick, but I'm so cold I keep moving, even though I'm getting more and more soaked with each step. There are others with me - we're all trying to cross together. People on the far bank are shooting at us, and some of us go down. There's shelling, and the water is almost up to my shoulders before it starts to go down again and I make it to the other shore and lie down on the bank. People keep shooting and the shells keep falling, and I can hear people screaming in between the bursts of the shells. I smell mud and wet wool, blood, and horses. Then, I can't hear anything at all - it's like white noise - and I feel the back of my head getting really warm and wet, and my whole body suddenly feels warm and comfortable. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 01:43 AM (lutOX) 547
Have you ever had a dream that left you with an incredible sense of well being? Peacefullness, Joy?
Once for me. I remember most of that dream too. Just not the part that made me feel like I did when I woke up. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil SoCon at March 06, 2016 01:45 AM (WVsWD) Posted by: logprof at March 06, 2016 01:47 AM (HvkUJ) 549
..."Then, I can't hear anything at all - it's like white noise - and I feel the back of my head getting really warm and wet, and my whole body suddenly feels warm and comfortable."
-Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 01:43 AM (lutOX) That's no way to start a day, man! Damn. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 01:47 AM (OQ9R7) 550
G'Night, logprof.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 01:48 AM (OQ9R7) 551
>>>> I never remember my dreams, anymore. I keep forgetting to make any sort of effort, because I've usually got things to do.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 01:39 --------- I generally don't either, but I had one dream where the whole dream was grey boxes and a comment thread. I quit this place for a couple months after that one. Posted by: L, Elle at March 06, 2016 01:49 AM (2x3L+) 552
"Have you ever had a dream that left you with an incredible sense of well being? Peacefullness, Joy?
Once for me. I remember most of that dream too. Just not the part that made me feel like I did when I woke up." -Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil SoCon at March 06, 2016 01:45 AM (WVsWD) I never remember the dream, but waking-up like that is good stuff! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 01:49 AM (OQ9R7) 553
I've had a range of dreams like that - combat dreams.
Which is odd - I've never been in combat, and never liked war movies or anything of the sort. Another one - also recurring - is in a forest, freezing cold, and I'm with a group of men in long coats. There's a horse-drawn wagon with our supplies, and it's getting dark when we hear a gun shot and our first horse goes down, and then, the other. As it's getting dark, we're huddled up, arguing about whether to light a fire. I am against it, but one of the men with me insists. he gathers paper and such for kindling, builds up a nice little base, and when he strikes the match, we all freeze, expecting another gunshot. It doesn't come. We huddle close to the fire and start to warm ourselves. Then - bang - one of us goes down, and then another. The firelight gave us away, as I knew it would. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 01:50 AM (lutOX) 554
Goodnight logprof. I hope to see you tomorrow or else soon. Sleep soundly. Sweet dreams
Posted by: L, Elle at March 06, 2016 01:51 AM (2x3L+) 555
Speaking of dreams, here's an illustrated treatise on "Spirit Contact and Dreams" I did back in 1992. Probably not something you'd want to plow through tonight - bookmark it for daytime perusal.
http://bit.ly/spirit-and-dreams ...Perhaps it can be psychotherapeutic sometimes to recall or even to analyze a dream, but then again sometimes it may be best to just let such mental regurgitations of our daily thoughts and experiences pass unheeded like so much psychic psewage... Spoiler: Not much to spirit contact and dreams, really, but I had fun doing the pictures. Posted by: mindful webworker - cartoon dreams at March 06, 2016 01:51 AM (j+h+K) 556
Whenever I'm shot-at in dreams, it feels and looks like I'm being sandblasted. I always heal, but I never get away, nor to wherever I'm running.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 01:54 AM (OQ9R7) 557
it's a cat troustophie@
this is the best for ever! Robert duval is no .... I fuckin hate you all... Posted by: oh my god! at March 06, 2016 01:55 AM (AG7GB) 558
I don't have recurring dreams. I have dreams that take place in the same locations.
One location is an impossibly large, house that has been remodeled many times over. So much so that there are hidden rooms, attics, connections to shopping malls, and frustratingly small secret passages between. Every time I dream of that location I know the general layout and where to go but there are always people asking me to do something or detouring me from moving on. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2016 01:56 AM (A/3fN) 559
anyone still up?
Posted by: thathalfrican - lemonade in the shade disposition at March 06, 2016 01:59 AM (R5HRU) 560
-Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2016 01:56 AM (A/3fN)
I have, (had, really), the "people detouring me" thing all-the-time. Everyone "wants or needs" this, while I'm just trying to get to wherever I'll never get to. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:00 AM (OQ9R7) 561
Uncle Palpatine and Tim in Illinois - quite a contrast in those two dreams!
Off to dreamland myself. Good night, L, Elle, Uncle P, Slap, logprof if you're still lurking, the trolls, Bert, Sugar Plum Fairy who needs a good man, Arson, IC, cthulhu, Nied, Tim, Tilikum, publius, chimp, chicken, and anyone I missed. ♥ When I consider your heavens, the work of your fingers, the moon and the stars, which you have ordained; what is man, that you are mindful of him? and the son of man, that you visit him? For you have made him a little lower than the angels, and have crowned him with glory and honor. Posted by: mindful webworker - cartoon dreams at March 06, 2016 02:00 AM (j+h+K) 562
545 I can't believe the Establishment is going to saddle us with another pro-amnesty RINO like Cruz. Aren't we tired of losing with these McCain/Romney clones? Ron Paul is the only man the Establishment fears!
(/sarc if you can't tell.) Posted by: JohnJ I'm waiting for General Zod to enter the Presidental race. Posted by: Puddleglum at March 06, 2016 02:00 AM (kWY4/) 563
I never remember the dream, but waking-up like that is good stuff!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 01:49 AM (OQ9R7) Could you imagine being able to put that feeling in a soft drink? Rich, I tellz ya, Rich. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil SoCon at March 06, 2016 02:00 AM (WVsWD) 564
556 Whenever I'm shot-at in dreams, it feels and looks like I'm being sandblasted. I always heal, but I never get away, nor to wherever I'm running.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 01:54 AM (OQ9R7) *** In one of them, I've got a rifle in my hands, and I'm charging up some spiral stone stairs - kinda looks like the tower in a church of something. When I get to the top, I smash the door-lock with the butt of my rifle and it flies open, revealing a young woman and about half a dozen children. The woman makes the sign of the cross, and I lower my rifle, back out of the room, and go back down the stairs again. These dreams come with some regularity - usually it's the river-crossing, with the forest coming in second. The spiral stairs dream is the rarest, but the only one that doesn't leave me shaking when I wake. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 02:00 AM (lutOX) 565
I'm up, thathalfrican.
...regrettably. (Not because of you... lol.) I've got places to be tomorrow and I went to bed at Nine and I'm here at One. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:01 AM (OQ9R7) 566
I used to have dreams of flying. Sans plane or wings. I miss those dreams.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 06, 2016 02:01 AM (GzDYP) 567
>>>anyone still up? Posted by: thathalfrican - lemonade in the shade disposition at March 06, 2016 01:59 AM (R5HRU)<<< Bob Dole's always up. Posted by: Bob Dole at March 06, 2016 02:01 AM (H9MG5) 568
haha
Posted by: thathalfrican - lemonade in the shade disposition at March 06, 2016 02:02 AM (R5HRU) Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil SoCon at March 06, 2016 02:02 AM (WVsWD) 570
G'Night, Mindful.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:02 AM (OQ9R7) 571
"Rich, I tellz ya, Rich."
-Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil SoCon at March 06, 2016 02:00 AM (WVsWD) *HAH!* I usually settle for coffee, anymore... lol. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:03 AM (OQ9R7) 572
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:01 AM (OQ9R7)
Yeah I Saw you break out early in one of the other threads. Shocked your still here. Posted by: thathalfrican - lemonade in the shade disposition at March 06, 2016 02:04 AM (R5HRU) Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil SoCon at March 06, 2016 02:05 AM (WVsWD) 574
..."The spiral stairs dream is the rarest, but the only one that doesn't leave me shaking when I wake."
-Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 02:00 AM (lutOX) No shit, man! Damn! The worst I get are when I still have the T.V. or radio on and I imagine people I know are being broadcast as "amongst the missing", -or "presumed dead", -or "passed away last night". Those shoot me out-and-up until I realize it didn't happen. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:06 AM (OQ9R7) 575
571 "Rich, I tellz ya, Rich."
-Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil SoCon at March 06, 2016 02:00 AM (WVsWD) *HAH!* I usually settle for coffee, anymore... lol. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:03 AM (OQ9R7) *** kava kava is quite nice, I must say. Gives you a sort of warm, comfy feeling, just barely this side of Sunday afternoon napping bliss. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 02:06 AM (lutOX) Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil SoCon at March 06, 2016 02:07 AM (WVsWD) 577
"Yeah I Saw you break out early in one of the other threads. Shocked your still here."
-Posted by: thathalfrican - lemonade in the shade disposition at March 06, 2016 02:04 AM (R5HRU) Unfortunately, I'm not. *sad trombone* That's okay. I've got a couple-a beers in the fridge and I'll be out in an hour or two. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:08 AM (OQ9R7) 578
I can't believe people are still popping in downstairs.
I would been done zonked out if my wife and kids were home. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil SoCon at March 06, 2016 02:09 AM (WVsWD) 579
574 ..."The spiral stairs dream is the rarest, but the only one that doesn't leave me shaking when I wake."
-Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 02:00 AM (lutOX) No shit, man! Damn! The worst I get are when I still have the T.V. or radio on and I imagine people I know are being broadcast as "amongst the missing", -or "presumed dead", -or "passed away last night". Those shoot me out-and-up until I realize it didn't happen. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:06 AM (OQ9R7) *** One of the reasons I NEVER leave the radio playing when I lie down. The sleeping brain is not to be f'ed with. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 02:09 AM (lutOX) 580
Deal, Tim... LOL!
Uncle, I've taken to just dark Columbian. Nothing fancy. I just like it dark and in a warm mug. Thankfully, there will be sun in the mornings soon. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:10 AM (OQ9R7) 581
I had this dream one time, when I was about 17. It was in a very Traveller-sort of universe ('cause that was cool at the time). I was being chased through the corridors of a spaceship by this guy armed with a very peculiar weapon....he'd point it and adjust some dials, pull the trigger, and a little sphere of a certain radius at a certain distance from where he was pointing it would go "pop" and disappear. He could shoot it through walls, he could expand the target to six feet or dial it back to three inches.
So, I'm running, and this guy is marching after me -- and I come up to doors and take a second to try them, but they're all locked....and he gains two steps each time I try. Finally, I spy a door that will give me some sanctuary. the tag next to it says, "Men". It recedes into the ceiling when I hit the button, then rams back into the floor when I step inside and hit "close". Once inside, I hit "lock", then try to assess my resources. *Pop* and a chunk of door to the first stall disappears, as well as a chunk of fixture, and water starts spilling out on the floor. *Pop* and the next chunk of enclosure disappears. I dial out my variable sword, get close to the door, and swing through it at neck-level as I hear a third *pop* behind me, then kick the door out.... ....and impact the upper stub of the door with my face, hard. I end-up sprawled with my legs under the guy, half stunned, with an active 4' variable sword while he is still dealing with disintegrating toilets. It isn't your best fight if you end up injured under a pile of your opponent's parts....but it isn't your worst fight, either. The funny part is that kicking through the bottom part of the door and hitting the upper part with my face felt so real that I remembered it. Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 02:11 AM (EzgxV) 582
I used to have dreams of flying. Sans plane or wings. I miss those dreams.
Posted by: OldDominionMom I have those occasionally. The key is to recognize that you are dreaming. Sometimes called 'lucid dreaming.' The easier version is what I call 'heel skating,'; in a dream you just kind of lean back on your heels and skate around. It's easier to imagine that kind of motion than flying around. If I can get to flying, I invariably start descending rather quickly as my consciousness kicks in telling me, "you can't really fly, you know." There was a electronic eye-blind thing on one of the DIY sites that would supposedly time your REM just perfectly to annoy you enough to put you in the balanced part between dreaming and knowing you're awake. Never tried it but sounded cool. Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2016 02:12 AM (A/3fN) 583
Hey GOP, how's my ass taste now?
Posted by: Ted F'n Cruz at March 06, 2016 02:12 AM (S2VsH) 584
"One of the reasons I NEVER leave the radio playing when I lie down. The sleeping brain is not to be f'ed with."
-Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 02:09 AM (lutOX) I get that about once-a-year. Wakes-me-the-fuck-up, though! Like I just ran the mile, man... I get-up jogging! ...lol. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:13 AM (OQ9R7) 585
580 Deal, Tim... LOL!
Uncle, I've taken to just dark Columbian. Nothing fancy. I just like it dark and in a warm mug. Thankfully, there will be sun in the mornings soon. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:10 AM (OQ9R7) *** because of where I worked until Monday, I've become addicted to pu'erh tea (smells like mushrooms and the forest floor) and to something called yuanyang - a mixture of strong black tea and coffee with condensed milk. really quite a nice drink, but too elaborate for daily consumption. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 02:13 AM (lutOX) 586
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it's a cat troustophie@ this is the best for ever! Robert duval is no .... I fuckin hate you all... Posted by: oh my god! at March 06, 2016 01:55 AM (AG7GB) Go to bed. Tell Suze "hi" from me on her way to work. Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 02:15 AM (EzgxV) 587
"The funny part is that kicking through the bottom part of the door and hitting the upper part with my face felt so real that I remembered it."
-Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 02:11 AM (EzgxV) When I "feel" something, it is because I have fallen off the bed. ...and hit my nose on a table. *sad trombone* And when I have "flown", I was never in control and it was usually in a car I had never driven. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:18 AM (OQ9R7) 588
I have a reoccurring theme in dreams, tho not as much as I used to. In the dream something happens-I ride a bike off a ramp, I skateboard over a speed bump- something, and I'm flying high, high into the air, over the trees, over houses, way, way up. I think "well, this is how I die", but there's never real panic associated with the thought because I also have a subconscious realization that "it's that dream again".
I also have a rotating series of epic dreams, I mean Lord of the Rings level epic, that I can never remember any of the details of. Cowboys and Indians, medical drama, dying for the sins of mankind? I have no idea, but there are more than one of them and when I half wake up I try to burrow back down into sleep to get back to them because my half conscious mind recognizes them for what they are and likes being in them. I know they repeat, but I don't know anything beyond that. I have a fleeting thought when I wake, " it was that REALLY COOL dream again", and then it's all gone. Posted by: Weirddave at March 06, 2016 02:20 AM (N8hFs) 589
I've heard of the Kava Kava, but I've never tried it. I might just grab some instead of Dunkin' Donuts coffee next time.
-I get that for a change-of-pace. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:21 AM (OQ9R7) 590
589 I've heard of the Kava Kava, but I've never tried it. I might just grab some instead of Dunkin' Donuts coffee next time.
-I get that for a change-of-pace. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:21 AM (OQ9R7) *** Kava kava will zonk you right out. It's best, in my experience, to have it only if you've nowhere to go or be for several hours. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 02:23 AM (lutOX) 591
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Deal, Tim... LOL! Uncle, I've taken to just dark Columbian. Nothing fancy. I just like it dark and in a warm mug. Thankfully, there will be sun in the mornings soon. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:10 AM (OQ9R7) The Cuervo Gold....the fine Columbian? --https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipc9pL27krs Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 02:23 AM (EzgxV) Posted by: SMOD2016/TPH 2016 at March 06, 2016 02:26 AM (vBeA5) 593
Sometimes called 'lucid dreaming.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2016 02:12 AM (A/3fN) The lucid part for me is that I'm flying over places I am familiar with. I'll have to try heel skating, tho. Sounds like a precursor to flying. Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 06, 2016 02:26 AM (GzDYP) 594
Oh... is that where I've heard Kava Kava?... lol. Maybe in June I'll get to experience that or Acapulco Gold.
I don't know what you kids are calling it, nowadays! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:28 AM (OQ9R7) 595
Have you ever had a dream that you were sleeping only to wake up and realize that you just were dreaming that you woke up and were really asleep all along.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil SoCon at March 06, 2016 02:29 AM (WVsWD) 596
I feel like I'm right back into my "pussy pie" story again.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:29 AM (OQ9R7) 597
595 Have you ever had a dream that you were sleeping only to wake up and realize that you just were dreaming that you woke up and were really asleep all along.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil SoCon at March 06, 2016 02:29 AM (WVsWD) *** Easiest fix for that - look at your hands. In a dream, you won't be able to count your fingers. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 02:30 AM (lutOX) 598
"Have you ever had a dream that you were sleeping only to wake up and realize that you just were dreaming that you woke up and were really asleep all along."
-Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil SoCon at March 06, 2016 02:29 AM (WVsWD) That's WAY TOO fucking meta and You take that back RIGHT NOW! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:30 AM (OQ9R7) 599
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595 Have you ever had a dream that you were sleeping only to wake up and realize that you just were dreaming that you woke up and were really asleep all along. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil SoCon at March 06, 2016 02:29 AM (WVsWD) *** Easiest fix for that - look at your hands. In a dream, you won't be able to count your fingers. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 02:30 AM (lutOX) ....or they'll be little Trump-like Vienna sausages..... Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 02:31 AM (EzgxV) 600
I was dreaming when I wrote that, so sue me if it went astray.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:32 AM (OQ9R7) 601
That's WAY TOO fucking meta and You take that back RIGHT NOW!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:30 AM (OQ9R7) Shhhh..... I am trying to understand it myself. No luck so far. My head hurts. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil SoCon at March 06, 2016 02:32 AM (WVsWD) 602
I didn't know that you weren't sure that nobody knew.
So I assumed that you knew and I didn't understand and everyone else did. Turns out nobody knew that I didn't know, so what they thought they knew wasn't exactly what you had portrayed. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:35 AM (OQ9R7) 603
600 I was dreaming when I wrote that, so sue me if it went astray. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:32 AM (OQ9R7) But when I woke up this mornin', coulda sworn it was Judgement Day. Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 02:36 AM (EzgxV) 604
...because you didn't even know.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:36 AM (OQ9R7) 605
...and every word of that is true.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:38 AM (OQ9R7) 606
Wanna talk about wakin' up?
have I got a song for you! Cold Water - Tom Waits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq7pQeUi7Xg Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 02:39 AM (lutOX) 607
A little advice would be greatly appreciated:
MiLady Pootwaddle requires my presence on the morrow at the christening our grandchild twice removed, the product of brief sub-connubial bliss of our son Riffley's former gay lover Precious D and a back alley "crack ho" (Lady Flaplips informs me she beileves this means the birth mother is an accomplished horticulturalist.). Fortunately, the extended family, most of whom have been brought in by the birth mother's Poussy Posse has grown so large since Riffley moved into public housing in Detroit that the christening is to be divided between the 9 a.m. and 11 a.m. regularly scheduled services of at Our Lady Of Perpetual Effort. The upshot is that I am left to choose between missing the early Premier League match at Crystal Pool against visiting Liverpalace, or the later match with West Browitch Union hosting Manlychest Albino. Suggestions? Posted by: Sir Bumphrey Pootwaddle at March 06, 2016 02:40 AM (lqeGC) 608
#184
It was a running gag in Spy Magazine in the late 80s. He was often referenced as the 'short-fingered vulgarian.' http://tinyurl.com/jbm322z Posted by: Epobirs at March 06, 2016 02:42 AM (IdCqF) 609
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:35 AM (OQ9R7)
I'm pretty sure that comment was just a dream. Ya know? Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil SoCon at March 06, 2016 02:42 AM (WVsWD) 610
I've got to be "in a mood" to listen to Tom Waits. I won't call it suicidal, but close... lol.
I'd call it dumpy, frumpy and "End-of-Baseball-Season-ish". Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:42 AM (OQ9R7) Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil SoCon at March 06, 2016 02:45 AM (WVsWD) 612
The way entertainment used to be done -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1J3NLNWAPU
Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 02:47 AM (EzgxV) 613
610 I've got to be "in a mood" to listen to Tom Waits. I won't call it suicidal, but close... lol.
I'd call it dumpy, frumpy and "End-of-Baseball-Season-ish". Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:42 AM (OQ9R7) *** We call that 'waking up' by me..... Tom Waits - Bone Machine, than which there is nothing greater, musically, save Mahler and ichard Strauss. My angel, the Future Empress, says my taste in music reflects an imbalance in my soul - she favors her Bach and Beethoven and all the others whose compositions raise a problem only to resolve it, whereas my musical taste prefers to leave the tension. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 02:48 AM (lutOX) 614
I seem to be associating this name with someone whom it does not belong.
I blame sleep deprivation. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Evil SoCon at March 06, 2016 02:49 AM (WVsWD) 615
Just a drive-by. In the motel in Idaho Falls after driving all day from home in Alberta. Did about 660 miles, I think. Pretty easy drive, except for strong Chinook crosswinds all the way. It was 63 degrees in Helena when I got there about 6 PM. No snow on roads, which is fine by me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2016 02:51 AM (2Z3Ah) 616
..."Suggestions?"
-Posted by: Sir Bumphrey Pootwaddle at March 06, 2016 02:40 AM (lqeGC) Well!... your knickers are sincerely in a twist, I find. Should you find the occasion to meet the early session of obligation at Our Lady, you'll find that the delayed gratification should suffice when meeting the lesser match of West Browitch Union hosting Manlychest Albino. One finds one's self meeting the needs of others, whilst having allowance of occasion for rivalry and cheer! Were I you, just after the noon bells ring? I'd offer the entire Poussy Party lounge and frivolity at your very residence! Having manners of their own, surely they should supply you with boistrous beverage and comradery! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:53 AM (OQ9R7) 617
More antique entertainment....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8yGGtVKrD8
Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 02:54 AM (EzgxV) 618
Should anyone else have questions of manner, please wad them tightly and deliver them to your rectum vigorously!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:56 AM (OQ9R7) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 02:58 AM (lutOX) Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 03:00 AM (rlfds) 621
..."whereas my musical taste prefers to leave the tension."
-Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 02:48 AM (lutOX) Oh, I sincerely and absolutely appreciate that. I also appreciate the legendary mood of Tom Waits. For me? He's a mood. Kid of the 70's. Teen of the 80's. Man of the 90's. Beast Of The Aughts. ...whatever I am now, God knows. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:01 AM (OQ9R7) 622
Heya Slap and cooth!
Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 03:01 AM (rlfds) 623
"So what did I miss?
And do I need to strap on my combat boots?" -Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 03:00 AM (rlfds) Negative, Armor. The mood remains playful. I repeat, the mood is playful. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:01 AM (OQ9R7) 624
Howdy, darlin'!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:02 AM (OQ9R7) 625
More frantic antique entertainment -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahoJReiCaPk
Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:03 AM (EzgxV) Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 03:03 AM (rlfds) 627
I saw Slap 'n Cooth open for Guns 'n Roses at the Molson Amphitheatre in '97.
Posted by: good show at March 06, 2016 03:04 AM (r6V2c) 628
I should have said that "I'm a kid of the Seventies..."
That is what happens when my speech directly reflects my fingers and it has no discernible arpeggio. That made no sense, but you're getting that right now. That's the best of me, damnit. It is hamburger, a little cheese, ONE topping. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:06 AM (OQ9R7) 629
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So what did I miss? And do I need to strap on my combat boots? Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 03:00 AM (rlfds) Depends on if you can https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcSlcNfThUA barefoot. Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:06 AM (EzgxV) 630
Turdoo and Obummer are brothers under the skin.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 05, 2016 11:06 PM (3C9q2) Today's Calgary Sun newspaper had a picture of young Turdeau in an Indian war bonnet gifted to him by the sarcee tribe near Calgary. I need to get a print of that, and paste it up in the bathroom, with title: "Big Chief Walking Eagle", who walks because he's too full of shit to fly. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2016 03:07 AM (2Z3Ah) 631
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Heya Slap and cooth! Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 03:01 AM (rlfds) ....and, "Hello, Sweetie...." Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:08 AM (EzgxV) 632
Notwithstanding that my change in gigs was a good thing, if only because it puts me back in the same place as my angel, I notice already that I have a few potential nieces....
Koreans, however, are rather different than Chinese, with whom I have far more experience. But, I'm hopeful.... Case in point - a superior asked me, flat-out, where I was from. Told him, and he replied, "Ahh, and what country is that in?" I've noticed that East Asians simply refuse to believe that I'm an American. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 03:09 AM (lutOX) 633
..."who walks because he's too full of shit to fly."
-Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2016 03:07 AM (2Z3Ah) I believe "Ministry" wrote a tune like that in the early Nineties. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:10 AM (OQ9R7) 634
I recently found out that the hospital I was born at in Chicago was started by some dude that is the father of modern obstetrics.
And the house my mom and dad lived in is in one of the worst neighborhoods in Chicago...and the house (built in 1886) isn't even on the market due to the fact that there's a shooting nearby every. fucking. day. Hmmm, Navy brat or growing up in southside Chicago... Thanks Dad. Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 03:14 AM (rlfds) 635
Entertainment when you had to hurt the next day -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SND3v0i9uhE
Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:16 AM (EzgxV) 636
"Slap and Cooth" could have potential. We'll bring it up with the boys at the office and see how it plays in Poughkeepsie.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:17 AM (OQ9R7) 637
WOOOHOOO!!!
I scared the bejeezus out of my instructor. 100 A+ Not too shabby for my first scifi flash fiction. Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 03:19 AM (rlfds) 638
..."Hmmm, Navy brat or growing up in southside Chicago...
Thanks Dad." -Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 03:14 AM (rlfds) No doubt, Lady! My former birthplace is a gang-riddled drug haven. There, but for The Grace of God, Go I. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:20 AM (OQ9R7) 639
Slap,
Yet, I still have very strong feelings regarding Oakland, since I spent a considerable part of my early childhood there. I don't have such feelings for Chicago. Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 03:23 AM (rlfds) 640
More entertainment -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu6--WBPBHo
Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:23 AM (EzgxV) 641
"WOOOHOOO!!!
I scared the bejeezus out of my instructor. 100 A+ Not too shabby for my first scifi flash fiction." -Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 03:19 AM (rlfds) You just got this news? Well, shit-fahr, woman! Congratulations! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:23 AM (OQ9R7) 642
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I recently found out that the hospital I was born at in Chicago was started by some dude that is the father of modern obstetrics. And the house my mom and dad lived in is in one of the worst neighborhoods in Chicago...and the house (built in 1886) isn't even on the market due to the fact that there's a shooting nearby every. fucking. day. Hmmm, Navy brat or growing up in southside Chicago... Thanks Dad. Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 03:14 AM (rlfds) I was born in the People's Republic of Santa Monica. Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:24 AM (EzgxV) 643
The point being that your Dad made the right decision.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:26 AM (OQ9R7) Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 03:26 AM (rlfds) 645
Continued inspiration and prose, Young Lady.
*punches you in shoulder* ...lightly. ...B.A.R. carryin' women can't *misunderstand* text, now. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:29 AM (OQ9R7) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:30 AM (OQ9R7) 647
Favorite 'You-Can't-Possibly-Be-An-American' moment:
Dude from Xinjiang Province - half Han Chinese, one quarter Bulgarian, one quarter Turkmen - takes one look at me and addresses me po Russki. And he blinks when I answer, the accent unfamiliar to him. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 03:31 AM (lutOX) 648
Hah Slap.
Writing has been very cathartic. All the doubts, and yes, bitterness, I express in my writing. It seems to strike a chord. Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 03:32 AM (rlfds) 649
I also spend a lot more time at the range...heh.
Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 03:33 AM (rlfds) 650
We cleaned out the pantry today and found four 137 ml micro-bottles of Sutter Home 2004 Moscato. This is a cheap overaged sweet wine kept in suboptimal conditions. I intend to express my opinion of it as a urine stream.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:35 AM (EzgxV) 651
-Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at March 06, 2016 03:31 AM (lutOX)
At least, (as I have now read), nobody called you a queer if you haven't been married by age forty-five. I just read that and I'd like to know the retard that wrote that colostomy bag full of stupid. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:35 AM (OQ9R7) 652
please wad them tightly and deliver them to your rectum vigorously!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 02:56 AM (OQ9R7) That nearly made me snort Coke Zero out my nose. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 06, 2016 03:38 AM (rJUlF) 653
..."I intend to express my opinion of it as a urine stream."
-Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:35 AM (EzgxV) Your first sip should ask... "Is this vinegar?" Then? Plow ahead as planned, Sir. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:38 AM (OQ9R7) 654
"That nearly made me snort Coke Zero out my nose."
-Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 06, 2016 03:38 AM (rJUlF) Thanks, Cap'n! Now I feel like I still have a tiny-bit of "it" left... lol. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:39 AM (OQ9R7) 655
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We cleaned out the pantry today and found four 137 ml micro-bottles of Sutter Home 2004 Moscato. This is a cheap overaged sweet wine kept in suboptimal conditions. I intend to express my opinion of it as a urine stream. Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:35 AM (EzgxV) IIRC, the original project was wine jello with berries in wine glasses. Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:39 AM (EzgxV) Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 06, 2016 03:40 AM (rJUlF) 657
My condolences, Capt.
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..."I intend to express my opinion of it as a urine stream." -Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:35 AM (EzgxV) Your first sip should ask... "Is this vinegar?" Then? Plow ahead as planned, Sir. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:38 AM (OQ9R7) One down. Another each night until gone. Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:43 AM (EzgxV) 659
I haven't been to Michigan since I was 10. My maternal grandmother and my relatives on that side of the family lived there and in Detroit. Some still do, but most have left. Can't blame them at all.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 06, 2016 03:44 AM (rJUlF) 660
"One down. Another each night until gone."
-Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:43 AM (EzgxV) *Salutes* A greater plan, never hatched, Sir! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:45 AM (OQ9R7) 661
I haven't been to Chicago since I was eight, almost 40 years ago.
My dad's side of the family live there. Posted by: SMFH at March 06, 2016 03:45 AM (rlfds) 662
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"One down. Another each night until gone." -Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:43 AM (EzgxV) *Salutes* A greater plan, never hatched, Sir! Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:45 AM (OQ9R7) I'm glad you're taking it in the spirit in which it was offered. Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:47 AM (EzgxV) 663
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:48 AM (EzgxV) 664
O'er many a quaint and curious posting upon the ONT....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:49 AM (EzgxV) 665
Now?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:49 AM (EzgxV) 666
Now.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:50 AM (EzgxV) Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 06, 2016 03:51 AM (rJUlF) 668
Suddenly, there came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:51 AM (EzgxV) Posted by: Vertov at March 06, 2016 03:53 AM (wQNgQ) Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 06, 2016 03:54 AM (rJUlF) 671
Gameshow Host:
"Oooohhhh"... sorry about that Chamber Door, Cap'n! Ms. Faust, tell him what he's won!!!" Ms. Faust: "Steak Knives and Sorrow." Gameshow Host: Well, thanks for playing Cap'n and all you others. Remember this the next time you play "Satan's Number"... The More You Buy? Audience: "The More You Save!!!" Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:56 AM (OQ9R7) 672
When better times 'twere spent a-fapping, fapping 'mongst those not so twee....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:56 AM (EzgxV) 673
Audience applause
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 03:58 AM (OQ9R7) 674
Okay, so tell me. What actual, physical harm did those special snowflakes at Pitt feel from listening to the dangerous homosexual, exactly? I don't get it, but then, I don't get much from this generation anyway.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2016 03:58 AM (+YMhA) 675
'Tis Barreling if you don't agree.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 03:58 AM (EzgxV) 676
Do ravens fap? This is news.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2016 03:59 AM (+YMhA) 677
Without thumbs?
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2016 04:00 AM (+YMhA) 678
Ah, distinctly I remember, 'twas sans thumbs upon each member; when each separate dying ember threw its spunk upon the drawer....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 04:02 AM (EzgxV) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 04:02 AM (OQ9R7) Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2016 04:02 AM (+YMhA) 681
umm - a wise man I knew, said you don't have to be a bigamist to have been married too often
Posted by: Vertov at March 06, 2016 04:03 AM (wQNgQ) 682
"Ah, distinctly I remember, 'twas sans thumbs upon each member; when each separate dying ember threw its spunk upon the drawer..."
-Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 04:02 AM (EzgxV) Quoth fapping raven, "Top-Shelf Score". Can we get back to Cap'n telling me how funny I am? Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 04:04 AM (OQ9R7) 683
How stupid do you have to be to believe that Milo would physically hurt anybody?
Of course, after that display, I might feel compelled to pop each one of them in the mouth, but not Milo. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2016 04:04 AM (+YMhA) Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 06, 2016 04:04 AM (rJUlF) 685
It's their easily bruised feeeeeeeeeeeeeelings (woh, woh, woh) they are crying about.
If these are the future leaders of America, we are so screwed. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 06, 2016 04:05 AM (rJUlF) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 04:06 AM (OQ9R7) 687
Watched the start of the Iditarod this morning, from the comfort of my home. I've had this crappy virus for three days now and it pissed me off to not be able to go see the pups for myself. Usually get a reideer hot dog, wander around the staging area and photograph the best looking dogs.
The real restart is tomorrow at 2:00 AST in Willow. That's a lot of fun, too. The things Alaskans do for fun. Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2016 04:07 AM (+YMhA) 688
OK, the melatonin is kicking in. Talk to y'all later.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at March 06, 2016 04:07 AM (rJUlF) 689
G'Night, Captain Whitebread.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 04:08 AM (OQ9R7) 690
*drowns*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 04:08 AM (OQ9R7) 691
Breathe, slappy, breathe!!!
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 06, 2016 04:09 AM (+YMhA) 692
I work at a university, and I can't believe how they've degenerated since I went to school. The Pitt story - is sickening. Do not young women at these schools realize what kind of boys - not men - they are associating with? Do your daughters want to date boys who weep at speeches? My God.....
Posted by: Vertov at March 06, 2016 04:11 AM (wQNgQ) Posted by: The Interim Hat at March 06, 2016 04:13 AM (vBeA5) 694
Okay, Ted get's ME and KS.
Trump gets Kantuck and LA. Fell asleep before ONT hit. Where are we now? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 06, 2016 04:13 AM (9ym/8) 695
"Fell asleep before ONT hit. Where are we now?"
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 06, 2016 04:13 AM (9ym/ We're out in the middle of one cascading, driven ocean with nothing but the air in our raft and one working oar. We rely on each-other for guidance and hope as we go West. We go West, not because we know of an island, but we understand that it is The Best Thing To Do. Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 04:21 AM (OQ9R7) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 06, 2016 04:24 AM (9ym/8) 697
We rely on each-other for guidance and hope as we go West. We go West, not because we know of an island, but we understand that it is The Best Thing To Do.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 04:21 AM (OQ9R7) SOON Posted by: Samwise at March 06, 2016 04:24 AM (vBeA5) 698
... and scene.
RIGHT?!? *HAH!* I didn't drown and it isn't all gloom-and doom, but w... *ack* *chokes on a Milky Way* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 04:24 AM (OQ9R7) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 04:25 AM (OQ9R7) 700
If anyone hasn't seen post 167 on the Pets thead, they probably should.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 06, 2016 04:27 AM (EzgxV) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 04:28 AM (OQ9R7) 702
*pulls-down the shades*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 04:28 AM (OQ9R7) 703
"[b[SOON"
-Posted by: Samwise at March 06, 2016 04:24 AM (vBeA5) From the Atlantic Ocean, Good Sir. ...Geez. Good Night, Everybody. *dial tone* Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 04:34 AM (OQ9R7) Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1) (T) at March 06, 2016 04:34 AM (OQ9R7) 705
without looking at comments, do i goto sleep or party on wayne, party on garth?
Posted by: thathalfrican - lemonade in the shade disposition at March 06, 2016 04:40 AM (R5HRU) 706
without looking at comments, do i goto sleep or party on wayne, party on garth?
Posted by: thathalfrican - lemonade in the shade disposition at March 06, 2016 04:40 AM (R5HRU) It's whatever the jug of Val-u-rite commands of you... Posted by: The Val-U-Hat at March 06, 2016 04:43 AM (vBeA5) Posted by: The Political Hat at March 06, 2016 05:02 AM (vBeA5) 708
But are those B-52s fitted with a cromulent cloaking device?
Posted by: Captain Kirk at March 06, 2016 05:05 AM (V/11D) 709
But are those B-52s fitted with a cromulent cloaking device?
Posted by: Captain Kirk at March 06, 2016 05:05 AM (V/11D) Just rock lobsters... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDZy6-fMCw4 Posted by: The Lobster Hat at March 06, 2016 05:07 AM (vBeA5) 710
...
Posted by: The ... Hat at March 06, 2016 05:24 AM (vBeA5) 711
so Rubio it is!...
Posted by: ache at March 06, 2016 05:32 AM (AG7GB) 712
Amazing that we are still using those A6's.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at March 06, 2016 05:34 AM (t2KH5) Posted by: thank you vic at March 06, 2016 05:37 AM (AG7GB) 714
And now Rock lobster. This thread must have set the record as the gheyest ONT of all time.
Posted by: Captain Kirk at March 06, 2016 05:43 AM (V/11D) 715
I can't see a remake of Death Wish. Rich white Christian thugs? Come on, the thug mix in the original Death Wish was unrealistic. Bruce Willis as Paul Kersey would be a good choice, but after that I have complete faith that whollyweird will screw the rest up.
Posted by: Eromero at March 06, 2016 05:45 AM (zLDYs) 716
nood
Posted by: m at March 06, 2016 06:02 AM (S/1cF) 717
Concerning the Kat and the Korean photo at the top of the thread: believe it is an homage to Joe Biden, with someone else's wife or daughter.
Posted by: French Jeton at March 06, 2016 06:50 AM (WMvHw) 718
Jody Foster had a very protective mother who she remained close to until she died.
Jody Foster DIED ? Posted by: JT at March 06, 2016 09:32 AM (YcncK) 719
Fell asleep before ONT hit. Where are we now?
Tammy's SIL is soooooo hot, she has to sleep in the freezer. And she may be solely responsible for global warming. Posted by: JT at March 06, 2016 09:37 AM (YcncK) Processing 0.08, elapsed 0.1016 seconds. |
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