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The Happiness Thread [FenelonSpoke]
Introducing "The Happiness Thread", where people get to share things that make them happy or add enjoyment to their lives.
Anything that makes you smile or laugh or allows you to appreciate simple things in life are welcome. Consider this thread as a breather from contentious political threads. Your aid in keeping this a non political thread will be greatly appreciated, and I greatly thank CBD for getting it set up. In the descriptive blurb to Dennis Prager's book on happiness, Prager asserts that we're actually obligated to be happy, because it makes us better people. Achieving that happiness won't be easy, though: to Prager, it requires a continuing process of counting your blessings and giving up any expectations that life is supposed to be wonderful. "Can we decide to be satisfied with what we have?" he asks. "A poor man who can make himself satisfied with his portion will be happier than a wealthy man who does not allow himself to be satisfied."In this short video, Prager says that happiness is a moral issue:
FenelonSpoke mentioned that this is a non-political thread. It's also a non-grumpy thread. Going off topic is fine to tell a nice story with a sweet ending, or just something pleasant. But grousing and grumping and grouching and grumbling is off limits. [CBD]
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Becky at February 29, 2016 05:42 PM (kj0P/)
Also, I get to go to a rally for Marco Rubio tonight! OK has always been a fly-over state, but now that we're a Super Tuesday state candidates are actually stopping by. Should be interesting.
Posted by: Becky at February 29, 2016 05:44 PM (kj0P/)
Posted by: Yip at February 29, 2016 05:45 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 29, 2016 05:45 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 29, 2016 05:45 PM (0vdts)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 29, 2016 05:46 PM (qCMvj)
The best.
Posted by: Lauren at February 29, 2016 05:46 PM (rrG3v)
Posted by: Jubal Anderson Early at February 29, 2016 05:46 PM (RdP/w)
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
Robert A. Heinlein, Stranger in a Strange Land
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 29, 2016 05:46 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: John Stuart Mill at February 29, 2016 05:46 PM (xUcC/)
So, the wife was reading some dumb thing in the Slimes and asked me, 'honey, list 3 things that you were grateful for today." I replied "I didn't get mugged or slashed."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 29, 2016 05:46 PM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Charles M. Schultz at February 29, 2016 05:46 PM (jbfi1)
My coconut covered shrimp made me happy this weekend.
And crabmeat, and seafood fondue...
Yeah, I missed the Food Thread - because taking care of hubby.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 29, 2016 05:47 PM (qCMvj)
I should have saved my "happy links" from early this morning to post now. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 05:47 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at February 29, 2016 05:47 PM (evdj2)
http://tinyurl.com/zt93umu
Read, laugh, and be happy (come on lets go get it on).
Posted by: Massena at February 29, 2016 05:48 PM (OaPDG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 05:48 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie! at February 29, 2016 05:48 PM (evdj2)
The tulips, etc peeking up in my gardens make me happy. I just hope future snows don't make me unhappy as I planted a lot.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 29, 2016 05:49 PM (wAMRL)
My church small group study on the book of Romans excites me. It's so great!
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 29, 2016 05:49 PM (mBYZv)
I got two new reviews on my novel Life Unworthy, both very positive. And they were unsolicited, as in I didn't contact a reviewer or ask for them, they were just from buyers. That made me feel really good today. Its kind of irrational but that's how it is as an author. You put your work out there and hope, but only reviews and word of mouth let you know if anyone likes it. My primary intent was to get people to compare the evil of the Nazis with the evil within the Werewolf and readers seem to be getting that. That means so much to me I almost bust into tears reading reviews. I know, its dumb.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 05:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Chris M at February 29, 2016 05:49 PM (k3w9p)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 29, 2016 05:49 PM (kf2iZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 05:50 PM (w4NZ8)
I just saw this the other day. My little lady, who has shown no desire to learn about politics has been binge watching the stuff on Prager U.
Needless to say I'm both proud of her and happy to see her interested.
Things that make me happy (besides my fiance'), completing a challenging project.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW LLC at February 29, 2016 05:50 PM (1JqUE)
Posted by: All the gun loving Horde at February 29, 2016 05:50 PM (hvf9s)
We watched Bill Burr: You People Are All the Same (2012) this weekend, and we laughed and laughed.
edgy stuff
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 29, 2016 05:50 PM (qCMvj)
-- Benjamin Franklin, in a letter addressed to André Morellet, 1779
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 29, 2016 05:50 PM (ml1PM)
Enjoy the ment.
Posted by: Buckaroo Banzai at February 29, 2016 05:51 PM (/7JDl)
Posted by: wooga at February 29, 2016 05:51 PM (gb+PB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 29, 2016 05:51 PM (ODxAs)
A really nice buzz from a really good beer.
Going to a concert by one of my favorite bands (close second: that day when a new album comes out)
The ocean
Summer
Major league baseball
Pizza
Peanut butter
Really good sex (but that almost goes without saying)
Posted by: DRayRaven at February 29, 2016 05:51 PM (Qc2Pk)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2016 05:51 PM (NOIQH)
Oh....and wine, wine makes me happy.
Posted by: Anti-Hill at February 29, 2016 05:51 PM (3aBcq)
Posted by: MTF at February 29, 2016 05:51 PM (TxJGV)
Any ideas? I'm thumbing through the Best of John Wesley on Prayer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2016 05:51 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 29, 2016 05:51 PM (ucDmr)
Romans and Hebrews take me right back where I belong in my life, every time. Right to the cross.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 05:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Massena at February 29, 2016 05:48 PM (OaPDG)
I worked at a video store during college that had a porn section and we got a wide cross section of the university. I had two chemistry profs who came into the store:
The one was known to be two things- an asshole and a cheater (he had cheated on his wife with one of his TAs. He rented porn.
Later, another professor, who I respected immensely came in, and my heart sank. Then he rented two children's movies that had not been rented in years. Brought a smile to my face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 29, 2016 05:51 PM (iHjB5)
It's a trap!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 29, 2016 05:51 PM (+058L)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 05:47 PM (w4NZ
Repeat them if you like! I must have missed them. Silly work, getting in the way like that...
Posted by: LizLem at February 29, 2016 05:52 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 29, 2016 05:52 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Jubal Anderson Early at February 29, 2016 05:52 PM (RdP/w)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 29, 2016 05:52 PM (LUG6K)
Cold beer, good cigar, having a woody makes me happy.
Having $20.00 in my pocket after all the bills are paid makes me happy.
Not having to listen to Dennis Prager prattle on about happiness makes me happy.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 29, 2016 05:52 PM (ej1L0)
"Sing it, monkey!"
Posted by: mrp at February 29, 2016 05:52 PM (JBggj)
Nice alliteration :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 05:50 PM (w4NZ
Sing those lyrics to the rhythm of Apollo 100 "Joy."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIbrO568UcE
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 29, 2016 05:52 PM (zLP1L)
1. Crushing my enemy
2. Driving them before me
3. The Lamentation of de Wimmen.
_
Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 29, 2016 05:53 PM (8Q1Gy)
Posted by: kraken at February 29, 2016 05:53 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: plum at February 29, 2016 05:53 PM (h+OMg)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 29, 2016 05:53 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: HH at February 29, 2016 05:53 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 05:53 PM (39g3+)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/d64mbq5
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 05:53 PM (w4NZ8)
"It isn't what you have or who you are or where you are or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about it."
I've noticed I think about pizza quite a bit. Didn't realize that.
Posted by: eleven at February 29, 2016 05:53 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 29, 2016 05:53 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 05:53 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 29, 2016 05:54 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Weasel at February 29, 2016 05:54 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: kahall at February 29, 2016 05:54 PM (xTgLs)
Posted by: wisenheimer at February 29, 2016 05:54 PM (qnhj2)
And cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
I love to see the sun rise
See the love in my woman's eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother's love
Posted by: Zac Brown Band at February 29, 2016 05:54 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Melissa Harris-Perry at February 29, 2016 05:54 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 29, 2016 05:54 PM (zLP1L)
Posted by: bergerbilder at February 29, 2016 05:54 PM (IeXP9)
Posted by: IC at February 29, 2016 05:54 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 29, 2016 05:54 PM (0mRoj)
Completely unintentional!
Which makes it even more fun I think.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 29, 2016 05:55 PM (Zu3d9)
But grousing and grumping and grouching and grumbling is off limits.
Y'all just suck the joy out of everything, don't ya?
Now here's an unstable chihuahua and a dimwitted cat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUmDHHc
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 29, 2016 05:55 PM (176QP)
Last week on our very last day of shooting Ballers, my security came over and said "There's a few officers who've worked for us all day and would love the chance to meet you. One of them has a personal story to tell you." I said I'd love to meet them and walked over to say hello. I shook hands with both men, took pictures and they graciously said goodbye. As I was walking away, I realized I didn't get the personal story.
So I called back to one of the officers and said "I heard you had a story for me?" He was surprised and turned around and called for him and said "Sure Mr. Johnson". He told me in 2008 when I was taking my mom to get her weekly chemotherapy and radiation cancer treatments, he was taking his dad at the same time - who had been diagnosed with the same cancer as my mom. He said, "You won't remember this but we walked into the hospital at the same time and you turned around, smiled and held the door open for my dad... and you have no idea what that moment meant to him. And me."
Officer Arias shared with me that he'd been waiting years to tell me that on that day, after I shook his dad's hand and told him to stay strong, that his dad felt no pain that day. And was once again was a happy man and pain free. Even if just for one day. Mr. Arias passed away from cancer later that year, but his life continues to tell an inspiring story.
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: huge gentleman.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 05:55 PM (39g3+)
I am quite grateful for the HQ. It really is kind of a refuge for me.
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 29, 2016 05:55 PM (lVU49)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 29, 2016 05:55 PM (NQmg1)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 05:55 PM (fizMZ)
Any ideas? I'm thumbing through the Best of John Wesley on Prayer.
------------------
Charles Spurgeon's Morning and Evening is my devotional go-to. Always good, and easily available in online versions.
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 29, 2016 05:56 PM (RMOpc)
I just need 2 other people now to make this happen! I think the exposure will be a career boost.
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at February 29, 2016 05:56 PM (a8eFL)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 05:53 PM (39g3+)
__
Curious what is it that MLB is doing....are you talking about the "make things faster" changes? I dunno, I kind of like that. I used to like baseball but these days I can't watch more than a couple of innings before I have to turn the channel. Part of it is because it's so damn slow. It's probably because everything else in life now is instant and on demand, 20 seconds in between pitches seems like an eternity.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 29, 2016 05:56 PM (0LHZx)
Red Dirt country music makes me happy.
Posted by: Lauren at February 29, 2016 05:56 PM (rrG3v)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 29, 2016 05:56 PM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 05:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 29, 2016 05:57 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 29, 2016 05:57 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: wisenheimer at February 29, 2016 05:57 PM (qnhj2)
Bacon. Vintage Rifles. Bourbon. Eggs Benedict. Gritty Crime Dramas. Boobs. Motorcycles. Mountains. Chili. Comedians. Tall Women. Football. Yardwork. Apples. Jimi Hendrix. Fresh Bedding. Smart Dogs. Stephen Ambrose. Euchre. Porn. Thunder. Heavy Petting. Biscuits and Gravy. College Basketball. Outdoor Theatre. Mark Twain. Sour Candy.
Posted by: ajmojo at February 29, 2016 05:57 PM (1H9ox)
Waking up early on a Saturday or Sunday morning, smelling coffee and toast.
Reminds me of my dad.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 29, 2016 05:57 PM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 29, 2016 05:57 PM (RwwCT)
Well,you could if you wanted. :^) Don't you have some anonymous funny kid story to share.? If not, I'll share one. My friend was a Mennonite minister. He was doing to childrens' message at the church he served and his little boy who was about four at the time keep tugging on his fathers shirt. Finally, he said "Yes, what is it you want?" and his son said quite loudly, "Daddy, my wee-wee is caught in my zipper."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 05:57 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: alexthechick - Team Two Spaces at February 29, 2016 05:57 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at February 29, 2016 05:57 PM (S8W0R)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 29, 2016 05:57 PM (mBYZv)
The good news is, the Goldfinches that come to my feeders are starting to turn yellow. Spring is almost here!!
Posted by: Bruce at February 29, 2016 05:58 PM (8ikIW)
I played with my butch neighbor's puppy for a few minutes on the way to the grocery store.
While at the grocery store, I saw a young dad with his two very giggly little girls: kid's laughter is my favorite sound in the whole wide world.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 29, 2016 05:58 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 29, 2016 05:58 PM (xWW96)
HOW AWESOME FEN!
I cannot be unhappy when I play with my dogs. Impossible. They are love dispensers.
I got to watch my daughter go to winter formal and that made me happy
the fact that she and her friends love to hang out makes me happy
I am happy my husband has a great job doing something he loves. I am glad he is safe and back in the US for now
It makes me happy to hear the birds sing in the back yard in the early early mornings
Posted by: ThunderB at February 29, 2016 05:58 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Stu-22 at February 29, 2016 05:56 PM (RMOpc)
Thanks. I'll check it out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2016 05:58 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: HH at February 29, 2016 05:53 PM (DrCtv)
I live in metro KC, but I'm a Broncos fan, so I'm Super happy!
Posted by: filbert at February 29, 2016 05:58 PM (s5o+q)
>> the margins.
>> Thanks.
>> Posted by: Insomniac at February 29, 2016 05:54 PM
Happy to.
/* Twwwweeeeeeeeeeet */
Unsportsmoron conduct. 15 turns in the barrel. Loss of down.
Oops. You said flog. Sorry.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 29, 2016 05:59 PM (ml1PM)
He seems like a good guy.
And he makes 'ettes happy....
http://www.gofugyourself.com/your-afternoon-man-dwayne-the-rock-johnson-02-2016
Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2016 05:59 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: kraken at February 29, 2016 05:59 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Conan, now with less barbarity at February 29, 2016 05:59 PM (NQmg1)
The main things are the removal of the low strike (probably be ignored by pitchers), the change in slide rules to try to protect players from injury because after 100+ years of baseball suddenly everyone is made of glass, and the timeouts rule. Plus, rumors they want to force the DH on the National League.
Baseball is a summer sport and its supposed to move along gently, not explosively and fast. If they want the game faster, they should enforce existing rules about time between pitches, leaving the batter's box, high strikes, and get rid of that @$(*@&$(@# instant replay rule.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 05:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2016 05:59 PM (FsuaD)
No really. I'm just hanging onto the coattails of the great CBD :^). And thanks, Ace, for approving it.
Maybe it can become a regular thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 05:59 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: VKI at February 29, 2016 05:59 PM (qySNZ)
Happiness is a direction, not a place ( a quote I have on my desk)
If you take the time to think about how blessed you are it can be like that children's book "if you give a mouse a cookie". I"m grateful and happy to have a roof over my head, my health, a good marriage, great kids, nice friends. Electricity, clean water, red wine, my sight and books to read, my siblings ...
Thanks for the reminder of all the things that make me happy!!
Posted by: Hybrid workplace jihad at February 29, 2016 05:59 PM (09DZ1)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 29, 2016 05:59 PM (0LHZx)
Anytime I see a daddy with little girls, and he's obviously besotted with them, that makes me happy. Little girls should have daddies that love them. My daddy loved me, and he was awesome. That makes me happy.
Posted by: Becky at February 29, 2016 06:00 PM (kj0P/)
Like his premise that happy people tend to not start wars too.
Facebook has a lot of crud but also you see some nice sentiments. One recent one said: "You are given a life, it's up to you how good it is" or close to that.
Prager says happiness is a choice and I like that too.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 06:00 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 06:00 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: kraken at February 29, 2016 05:53 PM (sdxPm)
I nominate Fenlon for the vacant post of Vicar Of Spades.
(Because "vicar" just sounds cooler than most of the alternatives.)
Posted by: filbert at February 29, 2016 06:00 PM (s5o+q)
http://tinyurl.com/cdx85kl
Posted by: dartist at February 29, 2016 06:00 PM (Nr1E9)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 29, 2016 06:00 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 29, 2016 05:57 PM (YFFpo)
Word. Esp. since my snowblower was stolen from the garage and I've got broken ribs. I am grateful. Last year was Insane.
Posted by: plum at February 29, 2016 06:01 PM (h+OMg)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 06:01 PM (39g3+)
Sitting outside at night in the summertime looking at the stars when it finally cools down from the day.
When you get that one rifle sighted-in so perfectly that it's like it's reading your mind.
Oh, and alcohol.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 29, 2016 06:01 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 29, 2016 06:01 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: jasonj at February 29, 2016 06:01 PM (hAI2W)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 05:55 PM (39g3+)
Little acts of kindness can be lifesavers. That reminds me of the story of how Robert Downey Jr helped a woman's grandmother. It is easy to forget but some celebs really are decent people, or grew into becoming one.
http://www.rd.com/true-stories/inspiring/robert-downey-jr-saved-grandma/
Posted by: LizLem at February 29, 2016 06:01 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 06:02 PM (39g3+)
Oops. You said flog. Sorry.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 29, 2016 05:59 PM (ml1PM)
I'll take what I can get.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 29, 2016 06:02 PM (0mRoj)
There is something about a well-played game that is timeless. Explosions of movement, then lassitude...then relaxed athleticism....all without a clock.
It's grand.
[can you tell I love baseball and that it makes me happy?]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 29, 2016 06:02 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at February 29, 2016 06:02 PM (uURQL)
Oh, AtC. You were mentioned in the first Pet Thread. Something something your love of certain...eight legged things.
*whistles*
*leaves*
*looks forward to her response*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2016 06:03 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Conan, now with less barbarity at February 29, 2016 05:59 PM (NQmg1)
You had better edit it, you Amy Schumer of my "What is Best in Life" skit.
Posted by: Zombie Genghis Khan at February 29, 2016 06:03 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: plum at February 29, 2016 06:03 PM (h+OMg)
Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at February 29, 2016 06:03 PM (S8W0R)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 29, 2016 06:03 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 29, 2016 06:04 PM (oVJmc)
Wine on Friday's makes me happy.
Not having a 3am cough today made me happy (I don't ask for much).
Snow in yard for two solid months made me happy (weird, I know, for a Southern girl).
Thanks, Fenelon. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 29, 2016 06:04 PM (wAMRL)
In two days, the baby girl we have adopted will turn one. She brings us
tremendous joy. She came into our lives when she was only 12 hours
old. The past year has been truly incredible.
Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at February 29, 2016 05:57 PM (S8W0R)
Happy birthday to your little one!! Love adoption stories - always wished ours had worked out but take great joy in reading these stories.
Posted by: IC at February 29, 2016 06:04 PM (a0IVu)
http://www.rd.com/true-stories/inspiring/robert-downey-jr-saved-grandma/
Posted by: LizLem at February 29, 2016 06:01 PM (hvf9s)
I've always thought those Christmastime stories of somebody in line paying somebody else's cart full of groceries or Christmas presents to be just the coolest things.
I've talked with my wife about it . . . one of these days we'll do it to somebody who looks like they'd need it (and try hard to get away before we get noticed--that's not why we'd do it).
Posted by: filbert at February 29, 2016 06:04 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 06:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 29, 2016 06:05 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Yo! at February 29, 2016 06:05 PM (GwIKd)
Posted by: kraken at February 29, 2016 06:05 PM (sdxPm)
my daughter, always a wonderful student, is even more kind
and I found a terrific place for my autistic kid to learn how to be independent after high school
all things that worry me are going well, and that makes more more content
Posted by: ThunderB at February 29, 2016 06:05 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at February 29, 2016 06:06 PM (dFi94)
Happy about my surroundings (mountains, rivers, animals).
Happy to be using my musical ability to touch others.
Happy about the slow roll of four distinct seasons in my location.
Happy that a 30-year retirement plan worked out in 25.
Happy and lucky that I learned about the incredible power of written goals and positive mental programming.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 06:06 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at February 29, 2016 06:03 PM (S8W0R)
I've never met a golden that wasn't the biggest, happiest, most lovable lummox you could possibly imagine.
Absolutely great breed. Lots of hair, though.
Posted by: filbert at February 29, 2016 06:06 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 29, 2016 06:06 PM (2x3L+)
God bless you, and your love for a child in need.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 06:06 PM (39g3+)
Putting a whole box of fifty rounds of .38 into the "X" ring of a B-27 target at seven yards, fired double action, of course. No dropped rounds, no flyers. Just one ragged 1" hole.
Cooking the perfect sirloin, dead-on medium rare. (sorry, Chemjeff!) And of course, subsequently devouring said steak.
Newcastle Ale. Jim Beam Bourbon, poured neat.
Good music played on a very high-quality stereo.
Engrossing books.
The results of my workmanship here at the house. I could put this place in a Martha Stewart magazine, insofar as build quality, fit and finish.
This afternoon's weather. On the porch with a Newcastle and a fine cigar. Sublime.
My cats.
My ladyfriend.
My Lord and Savior, Christ Jesus.
And not the least.
Fenlon's contributions and presence, gracing us here in this house of somewhat questionable repute.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 29, 2016 06:06 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: SoCalMike at February 29, 2016 06:07 PM (1mIjs)
The second year he's been asked.
So proud of him, plus the work he's doing with vets on his campus.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2016 06:07 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: grammie winger, watching the fig tree at February 29, 2016 06:07 PM (dFi94)
Posted by: ArthurK at February 29, 2016 06:07 PM (h53OH)
Posted by: KWDreaming at February 29, 2016 06:07 PM (vvQF4)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 29, 2016 06:07 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 29, 2016 06:05 PM (zOTsN)
ThunderB: Where is the place at, if your don't mind me asking? I'm always on the lookout for places for my kid as well (she has many years to go before that stage but I am a planner).
Posted by: IC at February 29, 2016 06:08 PM (a0IVu)
building things with my hands
working outside in the garden
waking up next to my wife
travelling alone for a few days
playing music with my buddies
working with spreadsheets
etc
Posted by: Feh at February 29, 2016 06:08 PM (6PqG0)
Having a Daddy who loves you, I am finding out through others, is a big deal. It also helps you choose a mate wisely (or, worked for me).
Daddy's who love babies are a huge thing to women. I have told you single dudes, don't take the dog for a walk, take your niece or nephew to meet singles. ha.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 29, 2016 06:08 PM (wAMRL)
I know exactly what you mean. Its like going home to hike up into the wilderness areas in Oregon and camp. If I became a massive best seller, I'd buy a cabin in the mountains by a lake and just write there all year long.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 06:08 PM (39g3+)
I get to work out of the house when I am not on the road and my Golden is my office mate. He constantly makes me smile.
Had to take him in for some blood tests today so in addition to the happiness part I will be sweating it out until I get the results.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 29, 2016 06:08 PM (/tuJf)
During WWII, he went to the U.S.O. and invited several soldiers (or was it sailors) to his home. They swam in his pool and ate a nice dinner and slept in his guest rooms. They awoke to a great breakfast. They tried to thank him and he remained gracious and thankful for their service.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 29, 2016 06:08 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 06:09 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 29, 2016 06:04 PM (oVJmc)
CORGIS!!! BASSETS!!! Dude, YOU MUST SUBMIT (photos) TO THE PET THREAD!!!
Posted by: plum at February 29, 2016 06:09 PM (h+OMg)
Posted by: kraken at February 29, 2016 06:09 PM (sdxPm)
Shooting steel plates makes me happy.
Fixing something, especially when you thought it was beyond your scope, or if it saves you bunch of money makes me happy. More so if it was for someone else.
Posted by: chiefjaybob at February 29, 2016 06:09 PM (cgH9o)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 29, 2016 06:07 PM (kTF2Z)
Here, here!
Posted by: filbert at February 29, 2016 06:09 PM (s5o+q)
Just a little. Haha. I love baseball too. If you've never done it, spring training is a lot of fun.
Have I told my story about meeting Jon Daniels in Surprise?
We were at the game with our then 3 children. It was day 3 of our trip and we were getting pretty ragged from so much baseball.
The kids needed something so I took the whole crew to go to the bathroom. I'm wrangling kids and my then 3 year old crashed into someone.
"Oh, sorry!" I exclaimed. I didn't even really look up.
"It's ok, you've got your hands full" he said
Then I did look up and realized who I was talking to and desperately searched for a snappy comeback.
Unsuccessfully.
"Haha, yeah" I said and walked away.
That lame conversation still made my husband jealous of me though. Teach him to send me off alone with the kids!
Posted by: Lauren at February 29, 2016 06:10 PM (rrG3v)
Posted by: eleven at February 29, 2016 06:10 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at February 29, 2016 05:57 PM (S8W0R)
beautiful
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 29, 2016 06:10 PM (qCMvj)
A Broncos fan in KC? Man, that must be like an undercover agent or something.
Posted by: HH at February 29, 2016 06:10 PM (DrCtv)
Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed at February 29, 2016 06:10 PM (jxbfJ)
And keep it company
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 29, 2016 06:10 PM (8ZskC)
It's interesting how the pleasure of a job well done with one's hands can be completely out of proportion to the utility of the work.
Small repairs done well are, to me, an immense pleasure.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 29, 2016 06:11 PM (Zu3d9)
I've been wanting to express to you how much I appreciated the quote you shared a couple of weeks ago from The Seeking Heart. It could not have come at a better time.
Posted by: fly gal at February 29, 2016 06:11 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 29, 2016 06:11 PM (zOTsN)
And the words came. I was having so much fun and was so grateful.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 29, 2016 06:11 PM (hR1Jj)
I didn't even have to put on my shoes.
I am very, very happy.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 29, 2016 06:11 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Yo! at February 29, 2016 06:11 PM (GwIKd)
#Going off topic is fine to tell a nice story with a sweet ending, or just something pleasant.
Posted by: ERA at February 29, 2016 06:12 PM (k47e3)
Posted by: Hank at February 29, 2016 06:12 PM (xVYeR)
I went to eat at my Mother's and StepFather's home last night...My Moms made one of my favorite meals...
She sent me home with leftovers for about three or four more meals.....mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stay safe good people...
*runs to kitchen to warm up some leftovers*
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 29, 2016 06:12 PM (Qj6zv)
Daughter has started a business. Some old guys (landlords at her new office) asked her what her inspiration was.
She said, "My Dad."
*Chest puffed up*
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 06:12 PM (3myMJ)
143- Jane- Sounds like you have a real good kid, there.
Posted by: kraken at February 29, 2016 06:09 PM (sdxPm)
Thanks. My one piece of advice to parents? Don't be your child's Best Friend. Save that for when they're grown and have not f*cked their lives up.
I became immune to hearing, "I HATE YOU!" when he was young. Too bad, Sport. I'm not your pal.
The reward is you and your spouse becoming two of your kid's best friends later.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2016 06:12 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: just a deb at February 29, 2016 06:12 PM (aVNi6)
the funniest thing is all the youngsters hang together.
i'll look and find them lying under the almond tree in a clump.
just like real kids.
the adults, (rams/ewes) just roam, munching grass.
plus the first wild turkey of 2016 came down off the hill today. just one, but soon there'll be more.
Posted by: concrete girl at February 29, 2016 06:12 PM (0KgAM)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 29, 2016 06:12 PM (2x3L+)
I could be happy with one of those Shelby Cobras just in case you guys wanna chip in and get me one. Or an old classic beat up truck like this:
http://tinyurl.com/jppd4qt
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 29, 2016 06:12 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 29, 2016 06:13 PM (0vdts)
http://www.rd.com/true-stories/inspiring/robert-downey-jr-saved-grandma/
Posted by: LizLem at February 29, 2016 06:01 PM (hvf9s)
Wow. Especially since that happened right during the time that he was spiraling down the drug addiction hole.
I'm happy that RDJ is now off my dead pool list. If you'd told me in the early 2000's that he would be one of the biggest action stars on the planet, to say nothing of alive, by the end of the decade, I would have laughed in your face.
Posted by: alexthechick - Team Two Spaces at February 29, 2016 06:13 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: Jeanne del norte at February 29, 2016 06:13 PM (Yt+zw)
Posted by: Chicagolurker at February 29, 2016 06:13 PM (X4zfU)
the story CAC posted of the miracle of his son. made me very very happy. Everytime he posts a picture of his baby boy on twitter, I remember that story
Posted by: ThunderB at February 29, 2016 06:13 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Caliban at February 29, 2016 06:13 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: HH at February 29, 2016 06:10 PM (DrCtv)
It has its moments. Usually during training camp when the annual "this is the year the Chiefs are gonna win it all!" mantra arises from the radio talk shows. I always find that utterly hilarious.
Fortunately, I'm also a Royals fan and occasionally a Jayhawks fan, so I survive. (I'm not a native, it should be said.)
Posted by: filbert at February 29, 2016 06:13 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at February 29, 2016 06:14 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Anti-Hill at February 29, 2016 06:14 PM (3aBcq)
Queen at February 29, 2016 06:08 PM (wAMRL)
____
A friend of mine who is a shrink told me this shortly after my daughter was born.....everything you do as a father is what your daughter will look for in a boyfriend/husband. So you as a father have the power to essentially pick your daughter's future husband. Act like an asshole and she'll marry and asshole, act like a good person and she'll marry a good person. And that has always stuck with me and I consciously think of that on a day to day basis when interacting with her. And it's not just what you do directly with the daughter, it also matters who you treat her mom since it all gets internalized by the daughter.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 29, 2016 06:14 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 29, 2016 06:14 PM (g6yUI)
I want a 53 chevy 5-window pickup restomod. That would perk me right up. Stock outside, modern inside.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 06:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lauren at February 29, 2016 06:14 PM (8SiRT)
I am a lucky aging supermodel, to have been surrounded, all my life, with great men in family and humor. Lots of laughter. Best medicine (which reminds me, ugh, I am supposed to be napping. ha).
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 29, 2016 06:14 PM (wAMRL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 06:15 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: fly gal at February 29, 2016 06:11 PM (8TdcF)
Ooh what quote was it?
Posted by: LizLem at February 29, 2016 06:15 PM (hvf9s)
Still, money cannot buy happiness. Attitude can.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 29, 2016 06:15 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 29, 2016 06:15 PM (0vdts)
Posted by: dartist at February 29, 2016 06:15 PM (Nr1E9)
I enjoy hearing the barrel burp.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 29, 2016 06:16 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: plum at February 29, 2016 06:09 PM (h+OMg)
-----
plum, Pappy did. Check the comments on the first pet thread for a link to a pic. The most adorable puppy after my own.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 29, 2016 06:16 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: kraken at February 29, 2016 06:16 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: jmel at February 29, 2016 06:16 PM (15vyA)
You know what makes the Barrel happy?
Yeah. Hop in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 29, 2016 06:16 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 29, 2016 06:16 PM (HMt16)
The way I understand it is that mom teaches a girl how to be a woman, and a dad teaches her what to expect and demand from a man. And not what you say so much as how you act toward mom, your daughter, and other women around you.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 06:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 29, 2016 06:16 PM (wAMRL)
Posted by: tu3031 at February 29, 2016 06:17 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at February 29, 2016 06:17 PM (fyrDe)
Posted by: Lauren at February 29, 2016 06:17 PM (8SiRT)
'Cause "the news" these days (i.e. since 9/11) is pretty much universally depressing.
Bubblegum music, sex in a loving relationship, and kumquats (all simultaneously, or one at a time) make me happy.
Posted by: zombie at February 29, 2016 06:17 PM (jBuUi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB075Jx47Hs
Posted by: LizLem at February 29, 2016 06:17 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 29, 2016 06:08 PM (wAMRL
this is excellent advice
I knew my hubby was the real deal when I saw him with some kids of friends
Posted by: ThunderB at February 29, 2016 06:17 PM (zOTsN)
It was super giggly girlishness overload, something I'm not used to
(have a son). Also - no legos to step on, yay!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2016 06:18 PM (NOIQH)
And for the love of God don't touch anything wet in there.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 29, 2016 06:18 PM (HMt16)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah... at February 29, 2016 06:18 PM (WVsWD)
" My one piece of advice to parents? Don't be your child's Best Friend. Save that for when they're grown and have not f*cked their lives up."
Jane, my daughter is deaf w/o hearing aids and the aids weren't advanced enough until about 10 years ago. (She's late 30's) I had to be tough on her from the start, wanted her to beat it, not be coddled over it since I knew that wouldn't happen in the real world.
When she was 10 I thought she'd never lead a normal life with work and friends.
I have since been thrilled to be completely wrong.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 06:18 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Lauren at February 29, 2016 06:18 PM (8SiRT)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 29, 2016 06:18 PM (ptqRm)
- Making dinner for my family
- The greeting I get from my dogs when I get home each day
- My first glass of wine once I settle in
- Playing video games. Still working away at Skyrim
- Listening to classical music
Posted by: Scott at February 29, 2016 06:18 PM (Bo7uZ)
/said with tears in eyes
This Ace addiction has prevented my nap but am going to recline on fainting couch...
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 29, 2016 06:18 PM (wAMRL)
going back to my happy space, watching a beautiful game I recorded last night
have a nice night all
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 29, 2016 06:18 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: kraken at February 29, 2016 06:19 PM (sdxPm)
Did you have to go past the alligator pit and all the chains to get to the money?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 06:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 29, 2016 06:19 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at February 29, 2016 06:19 PM (yos+4)
Can that be described as a MANDATE to be happy?
Posted by: B.O. at February 29, 2016 06:19 PM (8EJen)
Cheese, beloved mistress, dominatrix. You bind from within...and yet, I return, again and again. The pleasure, the pain, the joy, the strain! I like cheese.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 29, 2016 06:20 PM (sqpGi)
Posted by: Paladin (Moderately Nefarious) at February 29, 2016 06:20 PM (LtaK3)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 29, 2016 06:20 PM (0vdts)
I'm glad you were wrong too!
It must be extraordinarily difficult to be consistent in that situation.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 29, 2016 06:20 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Lauren at February 29, 2016 06:20 PM (iweze)
Posted by: The Barrel at February 29, 2016 06:20 PM (ptqRm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 06:21 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 29, 2016 06:21 PM (LUgeY)
Spouse got home safely from trip to San Antonio.
Found my voter registration card. (Whew!)
Lunch with the g-kids at elementary school on Wednesday forTexas Public School Week.
Benefitting from praying for my two assigned seminarians this Lent. Hope they are, too...
Fenelon, thank you for this wonderful idea, and thanks,, CBD, for setting this up.
Posted by: Sal at February 29, 2016 06:21 PM (MRX6w)
We were heartbroken to lose her, but knew she would be joining Daddy.
On the very cloudless, sunny day of her funeral, my cousin called to me to point out a double rainbow in the sky above the cemetery. We have the photo of it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2016 06:21 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: dartist at February 29, 2016 06:21 PM (Nr1E9)
bad pun contests at dinner
farmer's market mornings
watching Fehtte ride at a canter
frozen Reese's peanut butter cups
giod antique joinery
the dew in the fields evaporating in the first morning sun
Posted by: Feh at February 29, 2016 06:21 PM (6PqG0)
Posted by: Indoor Cat at February 29, 2016 06:21 PM (O4NI/)
jigging walleye a calm spring day on the west basin of Erie
Indian summer bow hunt with the sound of combines off in the distance
waking up after a good night's rest
when my son recalls stories from the bible
Listening to Gordon lightfoot and Triumph
Posted by: Cooldawg at February 29, 2016 06:21 PM (sCVDB)
Posted by: James Douglas at February 29, 2016 06:21 PM (blnJH)
Yeah. Those always get me in the gut. Smoke in the air, or something. Just that unbridled, unfeigned, total joy in seeing daddy or sibling or sweetheart come home. Especially daughter seeing daddy, it just melts my flinty heart.
Don't be your child's Best Friend.
Mom gave me advice on raising kids when I was young and it seemed like I might actually have a family. She said "your first priority is your wife. You are given children to raise, but eventually you have to let the go. Your spouse is forever."
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 06:22 PM (39g3+)
Attitude. Please give me some. ha.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 29, 2016 06:22 PM (wAMRL)
Posted by: hopedanger at February 29, 2016 06:22 PM (N1Bjg)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 29, 2016 06:22 PM (O4NI/)
Posted by: B.O. at February 29, 2016 06:19 PM (8EJen)
If you read that way too fast, you can get MANATEE out of it.
That made me happy.
Posted by: filbert at February 29, 2016 06:22 PM (s5o+q)
It makes me happy to have this educational opportunity - and so grateful that there are others with the same passion.
Posted by: Jade Sea at February 29, 2016 06:22 PM (efd85)
Check out Poldark if you haven't already.
Posted by: Lauren
I failed to mention you guys make me happy. My husband travels a lot for work, and sometimes to not the greatest places. When ever my posting numbers get real high (!) its because he is gone. I have a hard time sleeping when he is away and you guys keep me company. I have friends here but I dont think I could bother them any time of day like I do here.
So thank you. Makes the lonely hours not so lonely
Posted by: ThunderB at February 29, 2016 06:23 PM (zOTsN)
About the only thing better than that was hearing about the on-the-run palestinian who mysteriously got tossed off the top of his safe house in Bulgaria.
I do admit that these days I've reached the point that I can only findpleasure in the suffering of others.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 29, 2016 06:23 PM (/jecC)
Later, and thank you Fenelon and CBD for this much-needed thread.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2016 06:23 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 29, 2016 06:23 PM (wAMRL)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 29, 2016 06:23 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 29, 2016 06:23 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Indoor Cat at February 29, 2016 06:21 PM (O4NI/)
Well, let's see . . .
Posted by: Coyote, hiding in the treeline down the road at February 29, 2016 06:23 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Abby at February 29, 2016 06:24 PM (8wu51)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jm8jnlt
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 06:24 PM (w4NZ8)
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016 Barking For You at February 29, 2016 06:24 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 06:24 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Feh at February 29, 2016 06:24 PM (6PqG0)
Behold how good and pleasant it is
for brothers to dwell together
in unity.
Posted by: Emmie at February 29, 2016 06:24 PM (LBPyR)
Its terribly amusing, but probably not what you intend.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 06:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2016 05:59 PM (FsuaD)
I've got several boxes...they're trying to find one w/no flying squirrels in it.The next gen Phoebes are building on the gutter downspout outside the kitchen window.
Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2016 06:24 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 29, 2016 06:24 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 29, 2016 05:51 PM (+058L)
==============
Traps make me happy.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 29, 2016 06:24 PM (O4NI/)
I'm lucky to live in a town with a terrific town park that includes a large old-growth wooded area with trails, so I can at least do that at a moment's notice, if I can't fit in a proper hike.
Get me out in the woods where there are no politics, no DOOM, no sirens and billboards and screaming kids and honking horns and high tension lines and all the other crud that mucks up my brain, and I am a happy WhatWhatWhat.
Just an old conservative hippie, am I.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 29, 2016 06:24 PM (HMt16)
*** Note: A "fucking stick" is not a penis but rather a short pointed stick with an L-shaped handle used to make depressions in the mud into which seeds can be dropped, and is indeed likely to be the origin of our term "fuck." The sound is thought to be onomatopoeic, as the slight suction as the conical point is removed from the mud makes a "fffuck!" sound. I actually use a fucking stick to plant in the springtime. For real.
Posted by: zombie at February 29, 2016 06:24 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: kraken at February 29, 2016 06:24 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2016 06:24 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 29, 2016 05:51 PM (ucDmr)
It ends in "piness" which is the quality of "pi." Math makes me happy.
Or at least arithmetic.
Posted by: Miley's Tongue dba Ylva of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy at February 29, 2016 06:25 PM (odjaN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 29, 2016 06:25 PM (LUgeY)
There are a lot worse ways to spend $40K.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 29, 2016 06:25 PM (ODxAs)
Love you, Jane. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 29, 2016 06:23 PM (wAMRL)
You, too!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2016 06:25 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 29, 2016 06:20 PM (Zu3d9)
Yes, of course. Your instinct is to protect them, shelter them rather than ignoring the condition as much as possible, leading them to take things head on. Much, much credit goes to the MereWife as well.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 06:25 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: kraken at February 29, 2016 06:25 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at February 29, 2016 06:25 PM (a8eFL)
I'm sorry that you have nothing to be happy about, "Hillary". Some people are evidently unable to not post about politics for even one thread. Sigh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 06:26 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Burn It Down at February 29, 2016 06:26 PM (qHgBB)
Or at least arithmetic.
Posted by: Miley's Tongue dba Ylva of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy at February 29, 2016 06:25 PM (odjaN)
I thought "piness" was archaic English for a female pine.
Posted by: filbert at February 29, 2016 06:26 PM (s5o+q)
Behold how good and pleasant it is
for brothers to dwell together
in unity.
Nope. You're the very first one to mention brothers living together and stuff.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Comment Quality Control Dept. at February 29, 2016 06:26 PM (8ZskC)
1. Cuddling up with hubby and/or children at the end of each day.
2. Reading. I'm working my way through the Discworld novels right now and they are hilarious.
3. A steaming cup of coffee always makes even the worst day more bearable.
Posted by: Mandy P. (Not Patinkin), lurking lurker who lurks at February 29, 2016 06:26 PM (KkVB6)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 06:27 PM (39g3+)
Werner Heisenberg and Erwin Schrödinger were driving down a road.
Heisenberg was at the wheel.
Soon a cop pulled them over. Walking up to the car, he asked Heisenberg, "Do you know how fast you were going?". To which he replied, "No, but I know exactly where I am.". Confused, the cop said, "You were going 100 miles per hour!!". Heisenberg then cried, "Great, now we are lost!!"
Nonplussed, the cop ordered both gentlemen out of the car and proceeded to search it. When he got to the trunk, he opened it. "Did you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?" He asked. Schrödinger replied, "We do now, asshole!"
Posted by: Frankly at February 29, 2016 06:27 PM (bttXU)
Posted by: polish pilgrim at February 29, 2016 06:27 PM (YMwXk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 06:27 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 29, 2016 06:28 PM (kTF2Z)
Listen to his broadcast after Rush. The things that guy has made me think about is nothing short of incredible.
To me he is one of the luminaries of the right.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 29, 2016 06:28 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue dba Ylva of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy at February 29, 2016 06:28 PM (odjaN)
I just had to laugh. It was a cute way of making Nana wake up and quit snoring. I did, however, send him to his Mom so I could finish my nap in peace... sort of.
Posted by: Usedtocould at February 29, 2016 06:28 PM (bYwuM)
This one sounds bad. We're supposed to get nearly a foot here in WNY.
And it's going to hit in the afternoon, so the office won't be closed and the commute home should be a real joy. What scares me is, it's windy as all hell today. If it's still windy like this tomorrow with all that snow coming down...(shudder)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 29, 2016 06:28 PM (HMt16)
I'm glad you do that, that is lovely. I didn't have that growing up, sadly, so I have looked my whole life to other men to show me what a father and husband can be like.
I'm working on a project for one such person. We were talking about it yesterday, and at the very end he smiled and reached up and kind of patted the side of my head lovingly. I almost cried. Such a kind gesture from such a wonderful person.
You can influence people not your kin. I am so grateful for these men in my life and the example they have set for me. It has made all the difference.
Posted by: LizLem at February 29, 2016 06:29 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: huerfano at February 29, 2016 06:29 PM (NSb9d)
for brothers to dwell together
in unity. "
I give you
https://youtu.be/hzZwQaafhKM
Posted by: Lauren at February 29, 2016 06:29 PM (0C2f1)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 06:29 PM (fizMZ)
By the way, 6-9 month old babies are the best age. Can't walk and bang into things yet, but lots of smiles.
Speaking of which, my married son and DIL are now talking of babies. Someday, y'all, I will be an aging supermodel grandma!
I am sure it will be all grandsons. But if I get a grand-daughter someday, whoa.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 29, 2016 06:29 PM (wAMRL)
-UVA beating N Carolina in basketball Saturday...but even more, watching it with Mr. DeVille while eating Virginia Diner peanuts --- which you HAVE to do for UVA/UNC games to avoid a jinx.
Remembering that the two of you have been doing that for 3 decades, starting way back when VaDiner peanuts were a near impossible luxury.. and being grateful that today we can easily afford them.
-Daughter deciding that moving in with her barely-employed, moonbat, artiste boyfriend is not a good idea.
-College baseball season starting!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 29, 2016 06:29 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 29, 2016 06:30 PM (LUgeY)
Alligators and chains?
Mentally, yes. The dust that was stirred up opening the wallet was the hardest part.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 29, 2016 06:30 PM (FtrY1)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 29, 2016 06:30 PM (wAMRL)
That's great!. Music is very important to people at nursing homes
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 06:30 PM (w4NZ8)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jm8jnlt
Posted by: FenelonSpoke a
awwww
Posted by: ThunderB at February 29, 2016 06:30 PM (zOTsN)
Ought to be fun, and exciting.
That and free eggs.
Well not entirely free...
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at February 29, 2016 06:30 PM (sqs5K)
Posted by: Chris Rock at February 29, 2016 06:31 PM (O4NI/)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at February 29, 2016 06:31 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: Petunia's mental well-being at February 29, 2016 06:31 PM (rlfds)
I had a friend in high school who shared a room with his younger brother. He had a party at his house one night and we went up to his room to get some albums (Bootleg Springsteen. We were both fanatics---Don't judge me!).
Anyway, we walked into his room and there was his brother, fast asleep. My friend put an album on and blasted it....
I had spent many hours with him and his brother and had no idea that his brother was deaf!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 29, 2016 06:31 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 29, 2016 06:31 PM (wAMRL)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 29, 2016 06:31 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: SMFH at February 29, 2016 06:31 PM (rlfds)
Yesterday I sat behind a mom and her unbelievably adorable son at mass. He had the roundest head and he just smiled and made delightful baby noises.
And I love my doggie and my kitty. They never fail me, even when they (and by they, I mean the kitty) are annoying. Doggie is a 70-lb goofball, and kitty is largely evil, but I love them beyond the telling of it.
And I love the Sunday book thread which is the only other place I have (make) time to comment.
Posted by: Tonestaple at February 29, 2016 06:32 PM (ctOlR)
Posted by: washrivergal at February 29, 2016 06:32 PM (CFc5L)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 06:32 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 29, 2016 06:32 PM (g6yUI)
I'm ready to drop that show -- it's so depressing.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2016 06:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 29, 2016 06:32 PM (HMt16)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 06:33 PM (3myMJ)
George Kennedy, dead at age 91.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 06:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 06:33 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 29, 2016 06:23 PM (wAMRL)
You, too!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 29, 2016 06:25 PM (FsuaD)
Watching 'Ettes throw kisses and hugs at each other makes me happy.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at February 29, 2016 06:33 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 29, 2016 06:33 PM (g6yUI)
Srsly, Paladin - twice in one thread? Heh.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2016 06:24 PM (NOIQH)
The Barrel makes Paladin happy, apparently. Hey, different strokes.
Posted by: rickl at February 29, 2016 06:33 PM (sdi6R)
Great job, Fen.
A happy aside - I was working out front earlier. Sawhorses, saw, air nailer, paint, blah blah...
I see some kids going door to door down the street. I know they're selling something. They finally reach my driveway, walk up to me, and yep - they're selling something, alright.
Ted Cruz.
A 15 yr old & his two younger brothers out knocking on doors for Ted. There may be hope afterall.
Posted by: Chi at February 29, 2016 06:33 PM (rW4yT)
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at February 29, 2016 06:33 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: fluffy at February 29, 2016 06:34 PM (2hcmo)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 29, 2016 06:35 PM (HMt16)
Posted by: fastfreefall at February 29, 2016 06:35 PM (ihbuz)
Posted by: fluffy at February 29, 2016 06:36 PM (2hcmo)
A 15 yr old & his two younger brothers out knocking on doors for Ted. There may be hope afterall.
Posted by: Chi at February 29, 2016 06:33 PM (rW4yT)
-------
Ted's lost?
Posted by: RioBravo at February 29, 2016 06:36 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: SMFH at February 29, 2016 06:36 PM (rlfds)
Listening to my favorite band
My dog
My quiet time in the morning with my first cup of coffee
Gardening
Visiting my mom
Unexpected visits from friends or family
There's more but that's enough for now. I like the simple things
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 29, 2016 06:36 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 29, 2016 06:36 PM (Nwg0u)
Picking up my horn or guitar will do it every time. Doesn't really make my family happy though.
Posted by: freaked at February 29, 2016 06:37 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 29, 2016 06:37 PM (HMt16)
So the memorial service was less sad, but more of a remembrance
in the front row sat a little boy, a great grandson, about 6 or 7. As the service went on, he put his arm around his mom who was in her early 40s. He was comforting her.
That made me smile
Posted by: ThunderB at February 29, 2016 06:37 PM (zOTsN)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hd8sgle
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 06:38 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 29, 2016 06:38 PM (0vdts)
I like AoSHQ because comments like yours make me laugh.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 29, 2016 06:38 PM (Zu3d9)
Love that.
Snow flurry just blew in, have to check the radar, everybody try to avoid embarreling.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 06:39 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Triumph the Insult Comic Commenter at February 29, 2016 06:39 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: the Butcher at February 29, 2016 06:39 PM (AGJqR)
You think posting about things that make people happy or smile or laugh is irrelevant?! Oooookay then. I mean we cal always go back to bashing each other over our preferred candidate.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 06:39 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 29, 2016 06:39 PM (r65B3)
Posted by: Gollum at February 29, 2016 06:39 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: BignJames at February 29, 2016 06:40 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: eleven at February 29, 2016 06:40 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 29, 2016 06:40 PM (CNHr1)
I always thought it was "facio, facere, feci, factus."
Posted by: Caliban at February 29, 2016 06:40 PM (3GFMN)
I remember working with a guy long ago who was young but always in a miserable state. And it wasn't like everyday his dog died it was just everything was wrong to him. No one wanted to work with him.
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 06:40 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 29, 2016 06:40 PM (kTF2Z)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hd8sgle
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
just stunning
Posted by: ThunderB at February 29, 2016 06:40 PM (zOTsN)
I'm dealing with it.....
Just enjoy, and ignore those who can't.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 29, 2016 06:40 PM (Zu3d9)
Feeding trolls may make them happy, but you really shouldn't. It makes them fat and worthless.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at February 29, 2016 06:41 PM (uURQL)
I do my best to do my part
Keep up your spirits
Keep up your faith
I am counting on you
You know what you've got to do....
https://youtu.be/BT1ircqQklo
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 06:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 29, 2016 06:41 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Weasel at February 29, 2016 06:42 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: the Butcher at February 29, 2016 06:42 PM (AGJqR)
Good job with the BanDildo.
Happy here, sir!
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at February 29, 2016 06:42 PM (uURQL)
Watching Ace and the cobs play with MUMR's droppings makes me happy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 29, 2016 06:42 PM (LUgeY)
They sell out at my local Walmart grocery store in about four hours after they stock them.
Delicious.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 29, 2016 06:42 PM (4CQaP)
Amen. And Remember the Alamo!
We're doing a daily Alamo study with the kids.
Today we talked about the baby who survived the battle.
Santa Anna offered to adopt her, but her mother told him to pound sand.
Posted by: Lauren at February 29, 2016 06:42 PM (0C2f1)
Posted by: stace at February 29, 2016 06:43 PM (c80mr)
Posted by: The Barrel at February 29, 2016 06:43 PM (uhftQ)
I'll take a look, thanks for the recommendation. I'm running low on stuff to watch on Netflix. Spent an awful lot of time on the couch watching TV and trying to build strength back up.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 06:43 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at February 29, 2016 06:43 PM (aR8Ih)
I wish I were that quick and witty....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 29, 2016 06:43 PM (Zu3d9)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zhakzk6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 06:43 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 29, 2016 06:44 PM (CNHr1)
she makes me happy
Posted by: ThunderB at February 29, 2016 06:44 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Kensington at February 29, 2016 06:44 PM (7Kbxu)
I read that too quickly as "buttered" bastards of baseball and I thought it was something for the recipe thread. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 06:44 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 29, 2016 06:44 PM (8aOqE)
NTTAWWT
Posted by: fluffy at February 29, 2016 06:44 PM (2hcmo)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 29, 2016 06:44 PM (wYnyS)
Thanks, Triumph's lyrics are hopeful and powerful. Couple more:
Agree very much with those mentioning the military homecomings. That seems like the purest form of happiness. When loved ones return after a long dangerous absence. Thanks to all the moron veterans!
Running through the M-22's on my 1971 Z28. And the look on my son's face when I do it. Do a burnout, daddy! Lol
Posted by: Cooldawg at February 29, 2016 06:45 PM (sCVDB)
Well, o.k. You're correct, but at least I brought some happiness into their lives. :^) They got some attention.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 06:45 PM (w4NZ8)
One of my specialities, along with the "scuffed with a razor" baseball.
Posted by: Gaylord Perry at February 29, 2016 06:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 29, 2016 06:46 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 06:47 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 29, 2016 06:47 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 29, 2016 06:48 PM (WlQGZ)
Posted by: davidt at February 29, 2016 06:48 PM (8aOqE)
He also knows we are in all likelihood losing. It pains him greatly.
Yet he resolutely continues the fight while refusing to let it destroy his personal happiness.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 29, 2016 06:48 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: Hand of Count Petofi at February 29, 2016 06:48 PM (0vsws)
Those moments are rare in this disease, so I am rejoicing with her.
Posted by: Moki at February 29, 2016 06:49 PM (7q2ch)
What a great movie. Authentic and reverent to the Gospel. Several powerful and exciting scenes.
Completely and without reservation recommend this movie to anyone. But, happily for my brother and sister Roman Catholic as we journey thru lent and approach the great Glorious Easter morning!
ad jesu par mariam
Posted by: havildar major at February 29, 2016 06:49 PM (jpW6t)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 29, 2016 06:33 PM (g6yUI)
A comment like that makes me happy!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 29, 2016 06:50 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 29, 2016 06:51 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 06:51 PM (39g3+)
I was half asleep and raised up and yelled "NOISE PIG!"
Then I laid back down and started laughing my ass off--still half asleep. I didn't know whether I'd dreamed that or whether it actually happened, but I thought it was a funny thing to say anyway.
She came over and sat next to me, big smile. Still laughing, I turned over and said "Did I just say 'you're a noise pig'?"
She said, "You just said 'noise pig.'"
We both laughed and laughed.
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 29, 2016 06:51 PM (Iyg03)
Is this supposed to be ironic, being on a Monday? Isn't this "weekend" material?
Other than the weekend, which is already crowded with good stuff like books and food and gardening and pets, I usually don't have time for participating in midday threads. ... I suppose that might make some folks happy...
This concerns me. What are the rules? Would snarky, cynical, or ironic humor count as happiness? And dirty joking and sexual innuendo, lotsa folks find "happiness" in that (but it's mostly Overnight Thread material)? And what about puns, which make people snort or groan, as a rule, not laugh out loud. This all just seems so... out of place with the usual mood of the AoS locker room.
Which, of course, is why FenelonSpoke has it here, right? Right.
Wait, is my comment "grousing and grumping and grouching"? Would hate to be banned from the happiness thread!!
Well, okay, we'll see how this works out.
Putting on my happy face.
♥
Please don't take my above attempt at silliness seriously!
Here's something that makes me happy. More magnificent photos c/o BlazingCatFur (note that these pages expire after a week - probably because of photo copyrights).
http://bit.ly/1WSdMAo
Posted by: mindful webworker - hap hap hap hap at February 29, 2016 06:52 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 06:52 PM (fizMZ)
That sounds really dirty.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 29, 2016 06:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Wry Mouth at February 29, 2016 06:53 PM (LbZ6h)
Of course, the reason I had him tested was because my doctor thought that maybe that's where *I* got it...
Posted by: rickl at February 29, 2016 06:53 PM (sdi6R)
if i could lose them, and not remember i'd had them, i'd be like the members of the narod that surround me, happy, cheerful, and worried only about who's getting voted off the island, or advancing on DWTS, and all the other BS programming on the vidiot.
i'd believe everything i read or heard on the news, and think that not only is the economy doing great, but that the SCOAMF was the bestest Present-snit evah, and Hillary was going to be even better.
IOW, i beg to disagree with Dennis: there is nothing moral in lying to yourself, and others, in pretending that things are great, or even decent.
you may have personal things like kids, or what have you, that you receive solace from, but that's not the same thing as "happiness"...
if you take an honest look at the world around us, we're in great danger, individually and as a society. i refuse to delude myself that i'm "happy" when there's no grounds to do so. there are things that i enjoy doing, but they're more of a temporary diversion from the sense of doom that pervades our time than a source of happiness.
as i'm fond of saying, "Ignorance is bliss and I'm surrounded by happy people." YMMV.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 29, 2016 06:54 PM (ISW4H)
Posted by: Naes at February 29, 2016 06:54 PM (Ypc8j)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 06:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 29, 2016 06:54 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Emmie at February 29, 2016 06:54 PM (LBPyR)
Posted by: SMFH at February 29, 2016 06:54 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: alamogordo at February 29, 2016 06:55 PM (dZt+8)
I am glad my mother and grandmother's saved my letters or I would have forgotten a lot of what they said, etc. My youngest, frustrated at 2yrs with his big brother stepping on his quiltie (which was an entity and had an ARM), bit the crap out of his brother's arse. (I found out about the stepping on quilt's arm after the screams and dust settled in the playroom). He got one of his rare diaper swats, as he was and is a charmer and funny as can be (we would be having to hide laughter with discipline). Anyway, I wrote to mother that his brother,needless to say, did not turn the other cheek!
For all of you parents out there with young kids: get a journal and write down what they say. You won't regret it and I wish I had. Without these letters I would have forgotten when this same biting son decided to smear toothpaste in the fish aquarium. Or his brother, after buying roller skates and falling often (at 4 or 5, when kids have wisdom), that "his feet were running away with his imagination." xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 29, 2016 06:57 PM (wAMRL)
---
Solace is good.
But yeah, I kinda agree with your sentiment.
Posted by: SMFH at February 29, 2016 06:57 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 29, 2016 06:57 PM (CNHr1)
The grandchildren screwed up her two computers and she was at wits end so she called me, knowing that I dabble in such things. I spent 4 enjoyable hours in this woman's home a few days ago, was able get her computers back in order, and even ended up rewiring her giant entertainment center. She gave me a pan of fresh brownies as payment when I left.
Today there was a meeting at the Senior Center; the woman was very complimentary of my work and expressed her gratitude to my mother. I got out of tech support 15 years ago with severe burnout because of people who were mean and angry, but now I have become the go-to computer guy for little old ladies in our small community. Some can afford to pay and some cannot; it doesn't matter. Helping people is good for them and good for me. Mom's pretty stingy with compliments, but today I could tell she was proud of me, and that makes me happy.
Posted by: Xavier at February 29, 2016 06:57 PM (vOXzd)
Posted by: Matt Damon at February 29, 2016 06:57 PM (8aOqE)
Posted by: Weasel at February 29, 2016 06:57 PM (e3bId)
Heh. Happiness is having someone who knows and loves you so much that they laugh at your quirks (with you).
Inside jokes with my hubby make me happy.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2016 06:57 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 06:57 PM (w4NZ8)
1. Walking on the coastal bluffs here in CA, in the fog
2. Solving a difficult programming problem
3. Good beer
Posted by: jakobscalpel at February 29, 2016 06:57 PM (LAx5Q)
as i'm fond of saying, "Ignorance is bliss and I'm surrounded by happy people." YMMV.
Posted by: redc1c4
there is even humor in foxholes, beauty in battle zones, humanity in inhumane circumstances. We arent in any of those situations yet. Choosing to be happy is not the same as rejecting reality
Posted by: ThunderB at February 29, 2016 06:58 PM (zOTsN)
I totally agree happiness is achievable. Also got the fun of watching my grandson take his first bite of brisket! Life is good Posted by: FCF at February 29, 2016 06:58 PM (kejii)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 29, 2016 06:58 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: delayna at February 29, 2016 06:59 PM (yRpta)
Sure has been great! Sure, Oklahoma being what it is, we could get six weeks of arctic blast, but I'm thinking, even if we do get some late wintry blast, it won't last.
The dog has been coming to the door and whining like he usually does to get it, or nudges the door open if I've left it ajar - but he doesn't come in. He just stands out there, staring at me. I'm thinking, he's trying to say, hey, humans, come outside and play!!
And he's right.
Posted by: mindful webworker - happiness runs in a circular motion at February 29, 2016 07:00 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: Snicklefritz at February 29, 2016 07:00 PM (Moh0M)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 29, 2016 07:00 PM (P8951)
I am a guy and I live 1500 miles from Harris County, TX. Something in the Google Ad formula is broken, I think.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 29, 2016 07:01 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 07:01 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: delayna at February 29, 2016 07:01 PM (yRpta)
Speaking of Vicar-A funny series from the BBC was "The Vicar of Dibley" about the Anglican minister with her quirky church.
That's one of mine and B'Gal's favorite shows.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 29, 2016 07:01 PM (LUgeY)
Thanks, Ace, whoever you are. I'd have never known all these wild and whacky people without you and I've learned much from you, young man.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 07:02 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 29, 2016 07:02 PM (CNHr1)
Marvin Gaye.
The Scofflaw cocktail, made with bourbon just a little too pricey for mixing.
Watching my wife get ready to go out. As long as her skinny jeans fit her -- if she's feeling plump, then my third choice is another Scofflaw.
Posted by: Pastafarian at February 29, 2016 07:02 PM (pCf+a)
Getting a phone call from the vet tonight saying that my cat Reggie tested negative for ringworm made me happy.
Of course, the reason I had him tested was because my doctor thought that maybe that's where *I* got it...--------rickl
Heh.
Posted by: The Barrel at February 29, 2016 07:02 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: LizLem at February 29, 2016 07:02 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: freaked at February 29, 2016 07:02 PM (BO/km)
Then why even participate on this thread?
My mileage does vary, because it doesn't come from something fleeting. It is based in my faith and nurtured through prayer and scripture reading and worship. And yes, people have been joyful through incredibly difficult circumstances.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 07:03 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 29, 2016 07:03 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 29, 2016 07:03 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 29, 2016 07:03 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016
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Oh No. I do check that ocassionally. I don't think I have ever seen me on there. Please tell it wasn't a jackass comment of mine that involved profanity that showed up.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 29, 2016 07:04 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 29, 2016 07:04 PM (WlQGZ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 29, 2016 07:04 PM (pyd3d)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 29, 2016 07:04 PM (wAMRL)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 29, 2016 07:04 PM (/pOl7)
Hillary Clinton is due to have a rally less than 1 mile from my house tonight. Why didn't I know this until now?
Lake Taylor HS, Norfolk, VA.
I could have been there to ask a question - THIS would've made me extra happy today.
Posted by: Chi at February 29, 2016 07:05 PM (uHw7p)
This.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 29, 2016 07:05 PM (P8951)
Finding the X ring makes me REALLY happy.----Weasel
What made me happy: When I was pulling targets, guys that could consistently hit the x-ring without blowing the spotter to pieces.
2-4 inch holes are hard to repair quickly.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW LLC at February 29, 2016 07:06 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: polish pilgrim at February 29, 2016 07:07 PM (YMwXk)
Posted by: Eileen at February 29, 2016 07:07 PM (te778)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 07:07 PM (39g3+)
I always love hearing about Alamo history. Alamo Defender Thomas Miller, Gonzales, Texas is one of my ancestors.
Deaf Smith, somewhat responsible for the capture of Santa Anna, is another.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 07:08 PM (3myMJ)
Happiness is where you find it. Life is too short to go thru it with a crappy attitude.
You've broken the code.
I had nothing to be happy about for the first two-thirds of my life because crazy family. The past 20 or so years have been pretty good though, I must admit.
Oh, and a good friend of mine who sings the blues and her drummer hubby are moving back to town. They want to get a band together and she called me over the weekend to see if I was interested, which I am.
So, I got a gig in a new band! Happy happy joy joy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 29, 2016 07:08 PM (LUgeY)
But over the years I come to see that yes some people are very much attached to their unhappiness - almost to the point of it being part of their identity. They usually see it as a badge of some sort, showing that they're more aware or committed than other people. They're wrong of course but for the most part their wrongness only hurts themselves.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 29, 2016 07:09 PM (pAlYe)
Yes, this
Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2016 07:09 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 29, 2016 07:09 PM (0LHZx)
I'm happy my father didn't live to see what's happened to our country.
Posted by: Weasel at February 29, 2016 07:09 PM (e3bId)
I suspect that I was the last person on earth to read this book, but I read Man's Search for Meaning by Viktor Frankl a few months ago. Great book, highly recommend.
Posted by: Pastafarian at February 29, 2016 07:10 PM (pCf+a)
Posted by: garrett at February 29, 2016 07:10 PM (2rE0p)
The comment from you was you hate the happiness thread
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 07:10 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Venezuelan Vice Ministry of Supreme Social Happiness at February 29, 2016 07:10 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 29, 2016 07:10 PM (pyd3d)
Yeah. As awful as it was to lose my father, the stuff he didn't have to live through gives me some comfort. He's in paradise resting from the long battle and not facing what's happening.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 07:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Friend Computer at February 29, 2016 07:11 PM (vBeA5)
I thought it was a very high quality production with recognizable actors. As its been described, CSI: Judea, is quite accurate. You don't have to be a believer to enjoy it.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 29, 2016 07:12 PM (/pOl7)
I had a great time at Ben Avery earlier this month, by the way, despite getting my ass handed to me by the range on the last match of the last day.
Posted by: Weasel at February 29, 2016 07:12 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 07:12 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Chi at February 29, 2016 07:05 PM (uHw7p)
"Mrs Clinton, which brand do you use. Tranquility or Dignity?
Sit down. Wait for answer.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah... at February 29, 2016 07:12 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: That Annoying Kid Up The Street at February 29, 2016 07:12 PM (sa+rK)
I don't think there's any danger of that these days.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 07:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Pendejo at February 29, 2016 07:13 PM (fFPFH)
Yeah, Prager's definitely on to something. It's easy to be happy when things are going well or uneventful, but the real challenge is finding happiness when you're dealing with curveballs. I recall one time sitting in the chemo lab with my husband and trying so hard not to laugh as I scrolled through comments on some snarky Obama post on AoSHQ. It was just what was needed at the moment.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 29, 2016 07:14 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 29, 2016 07:14 PM (T9Z5E)
inhumane circumstances. We arent in any of those situations yet.
Choosing to be happy is not the same as rejecting reality"
who said it was? as i'm fond of saying "Cheer up! Things are bound to get worse!"
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 29, 2016 07:14 PM (ISW4H)
Here is a nice 22 minute jam by Wicked lady, "Ship of Ghosts":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqM653iDZpM
Posted by: The Musical Hat at February 29, 2016 07:14 PM (vBeA5)
I think joy and happiness are different things. What're your thoughts?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at February 29, 2016 07:15 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 29, 2016 07:15 PM (kTF2Z)
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Great, Skip, so a jackass comment of mine. That was a joke. I should have put the sarc tag on but an never do that. I love this thread!
And, again, kitteh so cute! Loved the accessories. I won't spoil it and give it away so it can be a fun surprise for when we put it up the pic on the pet thread.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 29, 2016 07:15 PM (2x3L+)
realizing you still are really really into your spouse after all that time, if that isnt happiness I dont know what is
Posted by: ThunderB at February 29, 2016 07:15 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 29, 2016 07:16 PM (AroJD)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, submariner at February 29, 2016 07:16 PM (3dOE/)
Niece and nephew are getting into it.
"Did you know that ... Darth Vader .... is Ruke?"
"No! Darth Vader is Luke's father!"
"Whoa kids, spoilers."
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at February 29, 2016 07:16 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 29, 2016 07:17 PM (pyd3d)
Posted by: freaked at February 29, 2016 07:17 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 07:18 PM (w4NZ8)
All these threads are ours. Except Europa. And the ONT. And this one.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at February 29, 2016 07:18 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: redc1c4
You are sitting there with the world and many of its inhabitants at your fingertips and you write that?
Don't be a media victim. Live, love, prosper like multitudes are right now. And, if you are in America, you have already won the lottery.
Try the big picture. All those things we worry about are really just rich people problems. If we had real problems we wouldn't be on the computer, we'd be hunting food or fighting with other humans in the attempt to do so.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 07:18 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 29, 2016 07:18 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: ramblingmother at February 29, 2016 07:18 PM (f6M7r)
https://www.lds.org/general-conference/2015/10/a-summer-with-great-aunt-rose?lang=eng
Posted by: LizLem at February 29, 2016 07:18 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 07:19 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, submariner at February 29, 2016 07:16 PM (3dOE/)
We call those Trump threads nowadays.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 29, 2016 07:19 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 29, 2016 07:19 PM (LUgeY)
* waves Hi to Moo *
Posted by: L, Elle at February 29, 2016 07:19 PM (2x3L+)
control one thing: How that evil affects you, and whether you allow it
to rob you of all happiness. That's a choice you're making, and it's
not a noble choice.
"
i react to evil by fighting it every way i can, not by pretending it doesn't affect me or those around me.
i occasionally get lectured by silly people that i should be more optimistic, and i reply that i am the most optimistic person they know. after all, i'm sure things are going to get worse, and i've never been wrong yet.
and the upside to that is i'm never surprised when things go to shit, but they're always blindsided.
besides, happiness is as close as the nearest store selling alcohol, bacon, beef and pork ribs.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 29, 2016 07:19 PM (ISW4H)
Thanks horde.
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 07:20 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 29, 2016 07:20 PM (pyd3d)
ooh, add a pinch of Self-Loathing and Avarice.
Top it all with Bacon Bits and Sour Cream.
Now you are talking Thread.
Posted by: garrett at February 29, 2016 07:20 PM (2rE0p)
>> Or at least arithmetic.
>> Posted by: Miley's Tongue dba Ylva of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy
Does it make you happy all the time, or just when you get around to it?
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 29, 2016 07:20 PM (ml1PM)
Posted by: wth at February 29, 2016 07:20 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Jim in virginia at February 29, 2016 07:21 PM (fO1nL)
Absolutely, and of the two Joy is far more valuable and important. Happiness is temporary and circumstance-driven. Joy is from within and part of your soul. Joy is objective, Happiness is subjective.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 07:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 29, 2016 07:12 PM (/pOl7)/i]
If they have a technician "Enhance!" scene, that will make me very happy.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at February 29, 2016 07:21 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: ...Just the Punchlines at February 29, 2016 07:21 PM (2rE0p)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 29, 2016 07:21 PM (NGd+i)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at February 29, 2016 07:21 PM (uURQL)
Who's saying it doesn't affect them?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 07:21 PM (w4NZ8)
i'm writing that *especially* because of who i meet on line...
as for hunting for food, etc, i'm equipped for that.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 29, 2016 07:21 PM (ISW4H)
Counter terrorists win.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - certified inane at February 29, 2016 07:21 PM (ubByS)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at February 29, 2016 07:22 PM (uURQL)
even with everything going on, if you are a US citizen you have won the lottery
no woman, no race, no religious person, has ever had it better than they have it here. we are blessed beyond measure
Posted by: ThunderB at February 29, 2016 07:22 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 07:22 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Pastafarian at February 29, 2016 07:10 PM (pCf+a)
One of the greats and a must-read!
Think and Grow Rich.
The Millionaire Next Door
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 07:22 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: SarahW at February 29, 2016 07:22 PM (3fTXW)
jk
It would be nice if it stayed up until the ONT except that some troll or unhinged person will show up and ruin it by bringing up Trump.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 29, 2016 07:22 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 29, 2016 07:22 PM (pyd3d)
I like your story. My dad was the same way. Praise from someone who doesn't praise you often or easily means so much more than empty compliments and participation trophies.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 29, 2016 07:23 PM (P8951)
... I wonder if there is an audiobook about dismembering hobos?
Posted by: Shoey at February 29, 2016 07:23 PM (vA94g)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 07:23 PM (w4NZ8)
Putting M-80s in mailboxes makes me happy.
Posted by: That Annoying Kid Up The Street
......................
You should be happy I didn't tape one to your sliding glass door.
Posted by: That Other Annoying Kid at February 29, 2016 07:23 PM (HgMAr)
I hear you Tilikum! It's especially tough when they hit the spindle!
I had a great time at Ben Avery earlier this month, by the way, despite getting my ass handed to me by the range on the last match of the last day.-----Weasel
I'd swear those spindles are filled with Tannerite.
It's a great range and I've heard it can really throw you a curve at times. Glad you still enjoyed yourself.
My weekely weekend ritual has involved me fixing 1 of 5 different cars. 2 of them are mine.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW LLC at February 29, 2016 07:23 PM (1JqUE)
How do people here deal with close family members who feel entitled to run your life for you?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 29, 2016 07:24 PM (ntObR)
stepping back and talking to people in real life instead of blowing off steam and feeding off of other people blowing off steam has made me happier and given me more time to do little projects that I've been neglecting.
Posted by: Nora at February 29, 2016 07:24 PM (Trq86)
Posted by: The Happy Happy Joy Joy Hat at February 29, 2016 07:24 PM (vBeA5)
Sit at the feet of the master and learn.
Posted by: navybrat at February 29, 2016 07:24 PM (8QGte)
Annoying Her Evilness with stepstool jokes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 29, 2016 07:24 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Campers everywhere at February 29, 2016 07:24 PM (ml1PM)
Posted by: Beth M at February 29, 2016 07:24 PM (kiy9d)
it makes me happy others have this problem
Posted by: Nora at February 29, 2016 07:25 PM (Trq86)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 07:25 PM (39g3+)
Smile nice and then forget whatever it was they said.
Posted by: freaked at February 29, 2016 07:25 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 07:26 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Phil Laîcheaux at February 29, 2016 07:26 PM (M/R+n)
Just print the damn thing!!!
Posted by: Captain O'Hagan at February 29, 2016 07:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 29, 2016 07:26 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 07:26 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah... at February 29, 2016 07:26 PM (WVsWD)
Smile nice and then forget whatever it was they said.
That's exactly what I was going to suggest.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 29, 2016 07:26 PM (LUgeY)
And thanks for this thread.
Posted by: Pastafarian at February 29, 2016 07:27 PM (pCf+a)
its like she either want me to see her favorite, or the one she doesn't mind me looking after while she gets the others. But i feel enormously proud that this otherwise very wild cat always trusts me to bring her breakfast and watch her kitties when she isn't there.
the other thing that makes me happy is my new stallion. Hes a bit of a psycho rapist but a damn fine specimen and i cannot believe that after wanting him for fourteen years, he is finally mine. wow. just watching him out to play makes me feel awesome, hes a close to perfect as a horse gets and is still real. The babies next year will be epic.
Posted by: Gushka can haz kittys what plays fetch! at February 29, 2016 07:27 PM (6ga6c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 29, 2016 07:24 PM (ntObR)
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You don't.
I tried that for a while out of politeness and Christian duty and obligation and it just made me very miserable. I remain polite from a distance but basically have cut those kind of people out of my life and letting them have any influence over me.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 29, 2016 07:27 PM (2x3L+)
shoot them in the fleshy part of the thigh with a small caliber pistol?
it w*rked for Hoare's mercenaries.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 29, 2016 07:27 PM (ISW4H)
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Okay, that story makes me very happy.
Being a techno-twit myself, I can only imagine how lost I would feel if I were alone with a stupid, misbehaving computer.
Bless you!
A lot of great thoughts and stories on this thread.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 29, 2016 07:27 PM (T/5A0)
You should be happy I didn't tape one to your sliding glass door.
Posted by: That Other Annoying Kid at February 29, 2016 07:23 PM (HgMAr)
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This one time, not blowing up a mailbox made me happy. I mailed them a box of dog shit instead.
Posted by: That Annoying Kid Up The Street at February 29, 2016 07:27 PM (/f6Nd)
>> Posted by: That Other Annoying Kid at February 29, 2016 07:23 PM
Hey! There's a brown paper bag that's on your front porch that's on fire!
Posted by: That Other Other Annoying Kid at February 29, 2016 07:27 PM (ml1PM)
I had a '73 Ford Capri built in Germany that I could (sort of) work on. New cars, not so much.
Posted by: Weasel at February 29, 2016 07:27 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 29, 2016 07:28 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Mister Christopher (in Atlanta!) at February 29, 2016 07:28 PM (SLJ40)
Posted by: Nora at February 29, 2016 07:28 PM (Trq86)
I'm happy that Fenelon hasn't done any more drive bys ... yet.
And that grammie had a beautiful funeral.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at February 29, 2016 07:28 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 29, 2016 07:28 PM (kTF2Z)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 07:29 PM (fizMZ)
Sometimes it's tough but I'm always happy at daybreak on the golf course. Only if everyone could experience the dew covered grass, the deer, the dawn crescendo of the birds...
And after I come into the office to check Vic's links.
Thanks Fen, CBD and ace.
Posted by: Golfman at February 29, 2016 07:29 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah... at February 29, 2016 07:29 PM (WVsWD)
Luckily for me at the moment pretty much all of my problems are of the first type. And mainly of the First World variety. Now of course I do complain and bitch about them but on the whole I can't really complain.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 29, 2016 07:30 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Crabby Old Bat at February 29, 2016 07:30 PM (ZVKoE)
I used to collect all those postage paid lap tags that fell out of magazines and just toss them in the mail every so often. They only pay when it gets mailed back, not filled out. Have it back... at your expense!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 07:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 29, 2016 07:30 PM (2x3L+)
and naow it's beer;30, which means i will be happy until Resident 3vil gets home and starts bitching because i'm having a beer.
%-)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 29, 2016 07:30 PM (ISW4H)
Posted by: Darn ya, smile! at February 29, 2016 07:32 PM (vBeA5)
A wise man once told me the are two types of problems. One you can fix and one you can't. Fix the one type and quit worrying about the other.
Posted by: Golfman at February 29, 2016 07:32 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 07:32 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 29, 2016 07:24 PM (ntObR)
I moved 800 miles. Worked perfectly.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 07:33 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 29, 2016 05:49 PM (mBYZv)
I love that too.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 29, 2016 07:33 PM (P8951)
Posted by: kallistoe at February 29, 2016 07:34 PM (kD8Fh)
https://youtu.be/EVwlMVYqMu4
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at February 29, 2016 07:34 PM (Uyzux)
My situation is more complicated because I admit I'm talking about my mom, who I am still way too dependent on.
What frustrates me most is, I've taken major steps to become more independent, *and* pull my weight a lot more here at home. The truth is, we need each other.
So it's not like I can just say "screw it, I'm leaving." It's to the point that oftentimes I can't even leave the house at night, because she "gets scared."
Right now I am working on both saving for a *nice* car, and fulfilling some personal and professional dreams (which is why I've been talking about the movie I want to make). I also hope within five years to be a lot more secure and indepdnent financially, although I still won't be anywhere near "rich."
I'm going to continue working on those things. It's just that my mom is controlling and frankly oftentimes refuses to acknowledge the steps forward I've taken; she still oftentimes insists on treating me like I'm still 13 when my parents' favorite phrase was that I "don't have any common sense." Sigh. She also loves to portray herself as the victim of everyone and everything and me as one of the monsters she has to deal with, even though I know I've gotten far better at treating her well and with respect.
So anyway, again, your suggestions are welcome. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 29, 2016 07:34 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 07:33 PM
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I did this too as a last resort, and it has worked perfectly.
Very good advice from Meremortal.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 29, 2016 07:35 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Weasel at February 29, 2016 07:35 PM (e3bId)
http://www.gotquestions.org/joy-happiness.html
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 07:35 PM (w4NZ8)
20 Listening to old time radio and watching decent black and white movies makes me happy.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 29, 2016 05:49 PM (mBYZv)
I love that too.
Posted by: DonnaV (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 29, 2016 07:33 PM (P8951)
I just got a Hitchcock set of old movies. I didn't know he was making movies back when there was no sound.
Posted by: Mimzey at February 29, 2016 07:35 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 29, 2016 07:21 PM (ISW4H)
You have chosen that, and that is your prerogative.
I hope it works out somehow.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 07:35 PM (3myMJ)
That's just crazy, 30 beers in an afternoon is nothing.
Posted by: dartist at February 29, 2016 07:35 PM (Nr1E9)
My dog (a Golden) makes me happy. Beethoven and my new sheets make me happy. Coffee and melon (just started buying it again), sunlight when I leave work make me happy and I got hooked on the soundtrack to "Hamilton" over the past week, I cannot stop listening to it and it makes me very happy. Dying to see the play.
Posted by: Goldilocks at February 29, 2016 07:36 PM (pOgVG)
Man, isn't that the truth! We had a guy shooting low into the berm and spraying is with dirt and gravel and bullet fragments - Good times. Good times.
Posted by: Weasel at February 29, 2016 07:27 PM (e3bId)
Heh.
Back in the olden days when The Gipper was POTUS, I was on my battalion rifle marksmanship team and we used to share the Known Distance range with the machine gun team during training. We'd pull targets for them, they'd pull targets for us. Of course, the M60s put a lot of rounds into the berm, and for close to two weeks we spent half the day being showered with dirt.
Then some comedian talked us rifle guys into getting a little payback on the last day of training. So we did a course of fire where EVERY 5.56 round was fired into the berm. Our big mistake was that we had to pull targets for them later. For some reason, when we walked past each other while switching places, every one of those guys had an evil smile on their face.
Those bastards must have dug trenches in the berm with those M60s, there was so much dirt coming over into the target pits.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 29, 2016 07:36 PM (o98Jz)
Makes me feel that maybe humanity isn't so bad, if people care so much about animals; in this case, cats and kittens. Very.. heartwarming.
Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at February 29, 2016 07:36 PM (7FH+T)
Posted by: Than ksforthereminder at February 29, 2016 07:36 PM (+Bkcx)
Man, isn't that the truth! We had a guy shooting low into the berm and spraying is with dirt and gravel and bullet fragments - Good times. Good times.
I had a '73 Ford Capri built in Germany that I could (sort of) work on. New cars, not so much.------Weasel
Ah, the good old dirt shower. I have some pictures (somewhere) of damage done to the protective shelf at the Rio Salado 500 yard pit from shooters like that. Reminds you to keep your head down and hands low.
My favorite Check engine code is the "general emissions" issue code. I love when even the car basically shrugs.
Posted by: Tilikum KAW LLC at February 29, 2016 07:37 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Weasel at February 29, 2016 07:37 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 29, 2016 07:38 PM (kTF2Z)
I think Blackmail was the first all-talkie film released in the USA.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 07:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JTB at February 29, 2016 07:38 PM (FvdPb)
As I've said, will probably end up in NV or AZ.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 29, 2016 07:38 PM (ntObR)
Beyond that, we have daffodils blooming and a crazy springer to deal with. God willing, we'll make progress on moving this year and getting out from under some bills. And I feel grateful for whatever comes.
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 29, 2016 07:39 PM (5HBd1)
Thinking about that made me happy. I'm easy like that.
Posted by: freaked at February 29, 2016 07:39 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 29, 2016 07:24 PM (ntObR)
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I have this issue. I am not like anyone in my family. My Dad accepts that I am myself and things that make me happy are very strange, but he can in many ways relate to what makes me tick. He actually arned Grimmy because he liked him to never underestimate me and just because i am crazier than a shithouse rat, I am NOT stupid ...and when hurt, i WILL get you. Eventually. Dad loves and respects me, likes to see pics of my kittens, horses and my roses. He is glad to call Grim his friend. We even talk about restoring cars together. I want him to help me with a 73 Ford Superduty, thats just waiting in the driveway for his attention.
Mom doesnt know me, has no clue what make me tick and tries to control me much to my dismay. I have had to move far enough away to make this impractical, and have essentially banished her from my house. Even when it looked model perfect after a remodel she found things to complain about and even yell at me over. (who yells at people over choices in bedroom art?) I have found in her case, good fences make good neighbors. the less she knows about what i do with my horses and my cats, the better. We dont talk about the truck, she doesnt know i have it, or that I plan to play car with dad. If she knew, she would flip out. Because: Reasons!
people like that you can only handle with extreme tact and distance.
Posted by: Gushka can haz kittys what plays fetch! at February 29, 2016 07:39 PM (6ga6c)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 29, 2016 07:40 PM (pyd3d)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 07:40 PM (39g3+)
Fenelon Spoke made me happy with this thread. I was in a crabby mood when I got home. Reading the comments here has made me feel a lot better.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 29, 2016 07:40 PM (P8951)
Posted by: Weasel at February 29, 2016 07:40 PM (e3bId)
I get that. Try to find yourself, your freedom and your desires in bits and pieces in the meantime. Treat yourself well like you do your mother.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 07:41 PM (3myMJ)
1. A year and a half ago I married the best woman I've ever known outside of my dear ol' departed mum.
2. We're having our first baby, a daughter in June. About once a day I think about her and have to fight back tears of joy, at work.
3. Speaking of work, I love what I do and I'm good at it (I'm a Sr. IT engineer, I.E. if Hillary had called me, and Hillary wasn't Hillary, we wouldn't be talking about her email server right now). I just started a new job for a boss that's also a great friend, someone I've worked with for over 10 years and it was a 40% raise.
I'm literally living my American dream, right now, as the country goes in the fucking toilet. I feel something akin to survivor's guilt about it.
Posted by: DanInMN at February 29, 2016 07:42 PM (15ZVX)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue dba Ylva of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy at February 29, 2016 07:42 PM (odjaN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 29, 2016 07:42 PM (kTF2Z)
I just got a Hitchcock set of old movies. I didn't know he was making movies back when there was no sound.
I think Blackmail was the first all-talkie film released in the USA.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 07:38 PM (39g3+)
Could be. I'll look into it. Was it a Hitchcock movie?
Posted by: Mimzey at February 29, 2016 07:42 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Golfman at February 29, 2016 07:43 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 05:53 PM (39g3+)
Yes, yes YES!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 29, 2016 07:43 PM (P8951)
Posted by: debzeppelin at February 29, 2016 07:43 PM (ttFRc)
Aren't a lot of daily threads like that ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 07:44 PM (w4NZ8)
I got this collection about a year ago. Seems to be the best deal; contains a LOT of movies, and the quality seems to be halfway decent, based on the comments.
http://tinyurl.com/hnkskna
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 29, 2016 07:44 PM (ntObR)
How do people here deal with close family members who feel entitled to run your life for you?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 29, 2016 07:24 PM (ntObR)
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a while back, I started doing some research on personality theory. I really like the Myers-Briggs stuff. It can help you see you own traits in a different way, and be more tolerant of others. People are who they are, and if we accept that, and not think they're being vindictive or uncooperative, it makes life a bit easier.
Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at February 29, 2016 07:44 PM (7FH+T)
Posted by: mindful webworker - happiness runs in a circular motion at February 29, 2016 07:44 PM (5a8XA)
The sunrise and the sunset are often my favorite times of day because the colors are often magnificent and even when they're not just a little bit of color over the dark trees is very lovely.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 07:45 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 29, 2016 07:46 PM (pyd3d)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 29, 2016 07:46 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Seems legit at February 29, 2016 07:46 PM (xEZkG)
And that grammie had a beautiful funeral.
I certainly hope she made less of a racket than Buzzion did.
All that pounding coming from his coffin made the singer difficult to hear. "Hey, let me out of this thing!!!!" and "Dammit, I'm not dead!!!"
Hey man, can you keep it down? We're trying to have a funeral service here.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 29, 2016 07:46 PM (LUgeY)
I really like seeds. There is something miraculous about a tiny, shriveled item so small that it is hard to weigh that becomes delicious food or beautiful flowers. And I enjoy the whole process, not just the end result. Magical.
Posted by: JTB at February 29, 2016 07:46 PM (FvdPb)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW LLC at February 29, 2016 07:47 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Golfman at February 29, 2016 07:43 PM (48QDY)
I watched that video and catch myself smiling like the biggest idiot in the world.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at February 29, 2016 07:47 PM (Uyzux)
If more people were living your kind of life, things would be better all over. You are important for that reason.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 07:47 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at February 29, 2016 07:50 PM (pyd3d)
In the grind of working and raising kids, my husband and I never took time for hobbies. Now we're empty nesters and it's so nice to do these things as a couple, with good friends who are as goofy as we are.
Posted by: Laura at February 29, 2016 07:50 PM (3YYhi)
Whoops, my 601 was in response to this comment.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 07:50 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 29, 2016 07:50 PM (/pOl7)
I won't say I'm happy to have had cancer, but neither can I say I regret it. It gave me many gifts. Won't bore you, but one is a philosophy of life that has served me well: happy is more fun than sad, sad is more fun than dead.
I'm also grateful for the people here. I post rarely, but I'm a faithful reader. I think I'll need to hang out in this neighborhood more and more to get through 2016.
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at February 29, 2016 07:50 PM (PKyc9)
Go see a professional family therapist.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 29, 2016 07:51 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: Tilikum KAW LLC at February 29, 2016 07:51 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 07:52 PM (3myMJ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 07:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 29, 2016 07:26 PM (w4NZ
I know that Dennis has talked quite often about the difference between happiness and fun and enjoyment. Fun and enjoyment tend to be event-driven and transitory while happiness (in the contentment and satisfaction sense) is more long-lasting and independent of particular events.
And in practice there's a bit of tension between them. Adam Carolla often points out that all the people he knew growing up who focused only on having fun and enjoying life at every moment have actually ended up with not very happy lives whereas the happiest ones are the people who were willing to forego daily fun to pursue their goals.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 29, 2016 07:52 PM (pAlYe)
My kids
My grandkids
Ice cold Diet Mountain Dew
And lately...a wonderful lady who thinks I'm wonderful, too. It's nice to have that in my life again after so many years.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 29, 2016 07:52 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 29, 2016 07:52 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Mr. Estrada at February 29, 2016 07:52 PM (ZW4na)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 29, 2016 07:53 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 29, 2016 07:53 PM (5HBd1)
She (and previous ones) continually say, I have to learn to control myself, I can't control others. True but doesn't help when my mom and family is busy being maddening and telling me I'm wrong about everything...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 29, 2016 07:53 PM (ntObR)
Today, fresh navel oranges make me happy. Get 'em while they're still in season.
Posted by: KT at February 29, 2016 07:54 PM (qahv/)
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 29, 2016 07:52 PM (pAlYe)
Deferred gratification is one of the great secrets to a good life. You do have to survive long enough to enjoy the results of course.
Posted by: Meremortal at February 29, 2016 07:54 PM (3myMJ)
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Put a few states between you and your family.
Works for me.
Posted by: SMFH at February 29, 2016 07:56 PM (rlfds)
Been there a couple times. I prefer to hike up into the wilderness area and camp, particularly Jefferson Park right at the foot of the mountain. But Marion Lake, Pamelia Lake, pretty much anywhere in that area is amazing.
I am happy I live in Oregon, the most beautiful place on earth. It truly is God's country, like He spent extra time working on it.
One last song as I go to make dinner
https://youtu.be/SBMsulQMqm8
Kansas - The Wall
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 29, 2016 07:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: tmitsss at February 29, 2016 07:57 PM (Pa9vP)
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So true.
And when I have my degree in my hot little hand, then the fun begins.
Posted by: SMFH at February 29, 2016 07:57 PM (rlfds)
Posted by: Weasel at February 29, 2016 07:58 PM (e3bId)
Try to find one that will be a little more practical. You're more likely to get that if the therapist's a dude. And your mother doesn't have to go for it to help you.
I have some experience with dysfunctional family situations. My mother probably had an Axis II personality disorder and my dad was codependent. I have an estranged asshole brother. If you ever want to talk offline, shoot me an email. Should be in my nic.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 29, 2016 07:58 PM (0mRoj)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster browsing Bravely at February 29, 2016 07:59 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Weasel at February 29, 2016 07:59 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Empire1 at February 29, 2016 08:00 PM (dZjom)
Posted by: Laura at February 29, 2016 08:00 PM (3YYhi)
Posted by: sinalco at February 29, 2016 08:03 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 29, 2016 08:04 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: freaked at February 29, 2016 08:04 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: HarriedandHopeless at February 29, 2016 08:07 PM (Sg0jH)
Having a good day at the gun range. It is very therapeutic.
Seeing gold finches and purple finches coming into their summer colors.
Knowing that I'm the reason my dog's tail is wagging.
Doing a sketch that is recognizable. (Okay, that bar is set low.)
Posted by: JTB at February 29, 2016 08:07 PM (FvdPb)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 29, 2016 05:54 PM (0mRoj)
Sorry, looked fine when and after I posted.
I'll post one more and say goodnight. Happiness is something to pursue:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSav51fVlKU
Posted by: Massena at February 29, 2016 08:09 PM (Dsg20)
Same here. Lionel Richie's music from 1982-84 especially. I joking call his 80s stuff "audio prozac."
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 29, 2016 08:11 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 29, 2016 08:12 PM (ntObR)
In the past two years I returned after nearly 20 years to riding my road bicycle a lot. I am now riding on Saturdays and Sundays with long-time meet ups of riders at a Trader Joes or a local bicycle shop. On Saturdays the meet up at Trader Joes takes place at four points in time in the morning. I usually ride the 7:45 am ride and we will have at least 25 riders in our group. Riding in a group and drafting the riders in front of you is an adrenaline rush that is hard to describe. What is truly amazing is that riders of every age, culture, gender, and income come together with most of us not knowing the others and participate in this 30-plus mile bike ride. So for the two hours we ride together we are a casual brotherhood, sisterhood, or just being decent humans enjoying the same experience.
About six months ago I had a rider in front of me accidentally take out my front wheel causing me to go crashing into a parked car and sliding on the street. The entire pack of riders stopped, and several helped me get myself and bike together to continue on. I will never forget that these folks I do not know all stopped and made sure I was okay and would not continue on until I was ready and could go as well.
So, on the weekends I have a couple hours on Saturday and Sunday where I share an experience with for the most part strangers, and we can do so without caring about our many contrary classifications or our views and beliefs. It is a very happy feeling that as crappy as the world is, and as disappointed I am in how our country is going into the crapper that a simple bike ride gets all of us adversaries to look at each other and say isn't this fun? And, I'll see you next week!
Then I return to considering them on the wrong side of most issues...
Posted by: FightOn Bruin at February 29, 2016 08:13 PM (zNmjH)
If there is one thing I don't like, it's ungrateful people. I would love to have him on good terms with his dad, but I can't change his attitude.
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 29, 2016 08:15 PM (5HBd1)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 29, 2016 08:17 PM (Vevy5)
It also makes me appreciate my good health. At age 45, I am fit and haven't a pain in my body. I know it won't last forever. I'm really thankful for my health; we rarely appreciate it until it's gone.
Posted by: jmp at February 29, 2016 08:20 PM (1jFzW)
Posted by: Mongerel at February 29, 2016 08:21 PM (F7sCe)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 29, 2016 08:21 PM (Lz/sK)
She looks up at them, as if to say: "You're big enough to really play with!"
They look down at her, as if to say: "You're too big to eat!"
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 29, 2016 08:23 PM (044Fx)
. I ride alone a lot these days. As well as run. Posted by: jmp at February 29, 2016 08:23 PM (1jFzW)
Posted by: Mongerel at February 29, 2016 08:25 PM (F7sCe)
Got a bowl of vanilla ice cream. Happiness in the mouth.
Posted by: mindful webworker - nom nom nom at February 29, 2016 08:26 PM (5a8XA)
Posted by: no good deed at February 29, 2016 08:26 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 29, 2016 08:26 PM (TcePY)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 29, 2016 08:27 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 08:28 PM (fizMZ)
Things that make this gal happy:
Steak
Bacon
Finding a 10 dollar bill in your pocket that you forgot was there
Riding a good horse
Writing
Hot guys
Reading a good book
Gardening
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper- quietly rebellious at February 29, 2016 08:28 PM (26lkV)
Did he, too, extoll the happiness of pron?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 29, 2016 08:29 PM (TcePY)
Posted by: CMU VET at February 29, 2016 08:31 PM (ejB0r)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 08:33 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Irony at February 29, 2016 08:34 PM (qmMG2)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 08:36 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 08:37 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 29, 2016 08:38 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 08:38 PM (fizMZ)
Posted by: Skip at February 29, 2016 08:40 PM (fizMZ)
There is the old stand by schadenfraude
Posted by: tmitsss at February 29, 2016 07:57 PM (Pa9vP)
I have heard spoken of this person called "Schade". Hast thou seeneth this being here?
Posted by: Bob at February 29, 2016 08:46 PM (aRUb8)
Both just happened into my life, lived 17 and 19 years, but are both long gone...
I miss them still, but smile every time I look at the (many!!) photos. Rotten little sh!theads anyway. And so smart!
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 29, 2016 08:47 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: Mongerel at February 29, 2016 08:53 PM (F7sCe)
I have no idea why.
I *know* why touching myself also makes me extremely happy.
But boobs?
I don't know why.
And that makes me sad.
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at February 29, 2016 08:55 PM (CNo7a)
Posted by: whirligiginator at February 29, 2016 08:56 PM (75jF+)
Posted by: Satan at February 29, 2016 08:56 PM (80lUM)
You know how a cat, when lounging luxuriously (upon whatever forbidden spot), will look at you and squinch its eyes...while you coo obscenities in a syrupy voice...
Yeah, that's it...
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 29, 2016 08:57 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at February 29, 2016 08:57 PM (bLYhc)
Posted by: whirligiginator at February 29, 2016 09:05 PM (75jF+)
Posted by: Suds 46 at February 29, 2016 10:32 PM (xtUYy)
I recently turned 69 and had begun to believe I would never have
grandkids. My only child, my son, recently turned 40. He finally got
married about 4-1/2 years ago and I now have a 3-1/2 year old
granddaughter and another one that will celebrate her first birthday
this coming Saturday. The icing on the cake is that I live with them so I
get to hang out with them every day.
Posted by: Suds 46 at February 29, 2016 10:32 PM (xtUYy)
that is fantastic!!!!!
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 29, 2016 10:33 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Oregon Atarian at February 29, 2016 10:39 PM (TOssO)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 29, 2016 10:33 PM (0O7c5)
I was going to close comments to keep the spam and nasties out.
I am really glad I didn't!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 29, 2016 10:40 PM (Zu3d9)
"Okay, acting happy/nice is basic social etiquette NOT a moral obligation!!"
Did you catch the distinction between sharing your feelings with those close to you (good) and inflicting your moods on them (bad)? Have you ever dealt with a kid upon whom parents inflicted foul moods over and over again?
I think you are right that cultivating considerate and thoughtful connections with people so you can help them in times of suffering is a good thing. Don't think Prager would disagree.
Posted by: KT at February 29, 2016 11:02 PM (qahv/)
Posted by: The Barrel at March 01, 2016 12:01 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Mark Reardon at March 01, 2016 06:53 AM (RJUkD)
Posted by: Corona at March 01, 2016 08:55 AM (ragzU)
I will be supremely happy if the SMOD comes and takes all home.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 01, 2016 09:38 AM (1hM1d)
Or when she complains that noone gets her 1980s jokes. I just love that.
Posted by: Lurkette at March 01, 2016 01:43 PM (PLmfk)
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