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Overnight Open Thread (2-25-2016)

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 11:05 PM




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1 Needs more Yoko.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 25, 2016 11:07 PM (21hN3)

2 Yargghhh!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 11:07 PM (EzgxV)

3 Damn well done, Maet!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2016 11:07 PM (McRlu)

4 Oh. my. goodness.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 25, 2016 11:08 PM (044Fx)

5 Woot woot & woot ONT

Thanks Maet looks good

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 25, 2016 11:08 PM (voOPb)

6 An Ocelot? Really?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2016 11:08 PM (q2o38)

7 I was doing OK, until I got to the Yoko pic.

Now the voices are back.

Thanks, Maet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 25, 2016 11:08 PM (YJmuy)

8 Oooh photo ONT. Throwback Thursday at the HQ!

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2016 11:08 PM (LiMbk)

9 Yoko looks nearly.... sane... in that photo.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 25, 2016 11:08 PM (044Fx)

10 Yoko AND Jesus Monkey?

He likes us! Maet really, really likes us!

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 11:08 PM (eRNg7)

11 Gettin all fancified and shit

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2016 11:08 PM (GEICT)

12 Maet's gone bigly with the content tonight.

Posted by: D. Trump at February 25, 2016 11:08 PM (H9MG5)

13 Yoko needs to be severely beaten with Moar Cowbell.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2016 11:09 PM (McRlu)

14 Gerg!!

Posted by: Nom de Blog at February 25, 2016 11:09 PM (HeZ0H)

15 Ooohh fruit loops!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 25, 2016 11:09 PM (ZSish)

16 Ohhh pictures!!!

Posted by: RGallegos at February 25, 2016 11:09 PM (49Jfq)

17 Oh, I just read the ONT for the articles...

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2016 11:09 PM (ZxmMG)

18 Pictures. Only pictures.

I have a terrible secret ... I - I can't see!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 25, 2016 11:09 PM (62Vup)

19 Dang! I thought... I hoped... I prayed we'd get a Yoko-free ONT.

Posted by: Totally Bummed at February 25, 2016 11:09 PM (yODqO)

20 BABOO! HE REMEMBERS ME!!

Posted by: Sterling Archer at February 25, 2016 11:09 PM (LYCUN)

21 Is this the evening art thread?

Posted by: fly gal at February 25, 2016 11:09 PM (5JGUo)

22 I've never seen an ocelot!

Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2016 11:09 PM (eRNg7)

23 I didn't realize there was so much Spanish talent on this blog.

Does anyone here speak Romanian too?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2016 11:09 PM (q2o38)

24 Posted by: greg at February 25, 2016 11:08 PM (+U

Leave it downstairs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 25, 2016 11:10 PM (voOPb)

25 Those pictures are excessively bigly.

Posted by: Mitt Biggly at February 25, 2016 11:10 PM (uZNvH)

26 289 278 Maet's long cat was the best ONT
Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2016 07:08 PM (fizMZ)


I like the pictures only linked to news articles ones.

Or the 3 pictures (Liver, can of soda, and a fat guy.)

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 07:10 PM (z/Ubi)



Woo hoo victory for my preferred ONT format.

*taunts happy fun ball*

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:10 PM (zt+N6)

27 so many pictures.... It's like the Daily Mail ONT

Posted by: Yip at February 25, 2016 11:10 PM (e7T6D)

28 8 I was doing OK, until I got to the Yoko pic.
Now the voices are back.Thanks, Maet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 25, 2016 11:08 PM (

Ppffftt. Grab a cupcake, relax & think happy thoughts!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 25, 2016 11:10 PM (k53nK)

29 Workweek is over, I've had a few, and I'm *politicked out* for the time being.

Ok to just collapse now?

Thanks for the ONT, Maet!

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 25, 2016 11:10 PM (044Fx)

30 Jesus Monkey Painting!

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 11:11 PM (eRNg7)

31 Had enough debate talk.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2016 11:11 PM (cs3mp)

32 Obama Reshaping Suburbia: Racial Quotas, Blackmail, and Resistance

Destroying the suburbs; Creating new ghettos.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11207

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 25, 2016 11:11 PM (vBeA5)

33 Someday, someday this taunting shit is going to come back to burn all of our sorry asses

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 25, 2016 11:11 PM (voOPb)

34 Maet, just so you know that "greg" is the same greg that was previously banned many years ago. You know just an fyi.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:11 PM (zt+N6)

35 ONT content again!

I've heard of meatless Mondays, but the Maetless ONT was weird.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2016 11:12 PM (noWW6)

36 we are so fucked

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 25, 2016 11:12 PM (R5HRU)

37 35 Maet, just so you know that "greg" is the same greg that was previously banned many years ago. You know just an fyi.
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:11 PM (zt+N6)



Sure it's the same guy?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2016 11:12 PM (GEICT)

38 I'll be in the walk in, weeping like a child.

Posted by: Chet Manley at February 25, 2016 11:12 PM (LYCUN)

39 Buzzion, maybe you could head fake happy fun ball & get it to go all cosmic on gerg

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 25, 2016 11:13 PM (k53nK)

40 I've heard of meatless Mondays, but the Maetless ONT was weird.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2016 11:12 PM (noWW6)


--Where the fuck did you hear of meatless Mondays?

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2016 11:13 PM (cs3mp)

41 Nice!
Nostalgia Thursdays. I miss the click-through ONTs - it's been a while.

Posted by: chi at February 25, 2016 11:13 PM (0MKsl)

42 35 Maet, just so you know that "greg" is the same greg that was previously banned many years ago. You know just an fyi.
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:11 PM (zt+N6)


You know, it's been a long, long time since we've had any good trolls around here.

Can we at least consider keeping him around for a little bit?

Posted by: AD at February 25, 2016 11:13 PM (QWY55)

43 It's like a double rainbow!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 25, 2016 11:13 PM (Saqzi)

44 Sure it's the same guy?

greg says that the last time he was here was back in 2012 in the last thread.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 25, 2016 11:14 PM (bZ7mE)

45 is that james bond or archer?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 25, 2016 11:14 PM (vb33c)

46 35 Maet, just so you know that "greg" is the same greg that was previously banned many years ago. You know just an fyi.
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:11 PM (zt+N6)


Yep it's Cambridge, MA greg who been multi-banned.

Posted by: Maetenloch at February 25, 2016 11:14 PM (pAlYe)

47 There's a lesbian biker bar down on Colfax next to Voodoo Donuts.

Melissa Click got a job there as a bouncer.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 25, 2016 11:14 PM (U6f54)

48 Oh I'm quite certain its the same "There's no wave!" turd.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:14 PM (zt+N6)

49 the future looks like a whole lotta war

Posted by: jake at February 25, 2016 11:14 PM (Onoqd)

50 --Where the fuck did you hear of meatless Mondays?

Weird bar where all the chicks wore flannel and there were mostly Subarus in the parking lot?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 25, 2016 11:15 PM (YJmuy)

51 meatless Mondays?

People actually *do* that???

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 25, 2016 11:15 PM (044Fx)

52 Had to delurk for a bit - why is Johnny football looking sheepish? Was it when he was caught in Vegas?
Okay, back to lurking.

Posted by: IC at February 25, 2016 11:15 PM (zK6nG)

53 >>Yep it's Cambridge, MA greg who been multi-banned.


Warm up the reactor and bring TBH3K online.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 11:15 PM (eRNg7)

54 "Yep it's Cambridge, MA greg who been multi-banned."

He just c'aint quit us.

Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2016 11:15 PM (0C2f1)

55 Jesus Monkey Painting!
Posted by: garrett


From Ecce Homo to Jocko Homo.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2016 11:16 PM (FkBIv)

56 *pokes greg with a stick*

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 25, 2016 11:16 PM (bZ7mE)

57 Most punchable face: Click, or Zuckerberg?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2016 11:16 PM (Z58Xa)

58 Well if Greg is my brother Gregg he can be banned again

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 25, 2016 11:16 PM (voOPb)

59 52 meatless Mondays? People actually *do* that???
Posted by: JQ Flyover at

Beta males in footie Jammie's & smelly hippies

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 25, 2016 11:17 PM (k53nK)

60 "Yep it's Cambridge, MA greg who been multi-banned."

He just c'aint quit us.

Posted by: Lauren


Some people just like having their ass kicked up and down the boulevard.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 25, 2016 11:17 PM (62Vup)

61 Ola y hasta.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 25, 2016 11:17 PM (7O3sA)

62 I hear a hum...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2016 11:17 PM (GEICT)

63
Beta males in footie Jammie's smelly hippies

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 25, 2016 11:17 PM (k53nK)


Speaking of which... how is life out on the left coast?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2016 11:17 PM (fC9RO)

64 Donde esta Ace?

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 11:17 PM (eRNg7)

65 I smell ozone.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:18 PM (zt+N6)

66 I do believe he's been BanHammered.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2016 11:18 PM (GEICT)

67 Most punchable face: Click, or Zuckerberg?

Jack the Twitter Dude

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 25, 2016 11:18 PM (bZ7mE)

68 Most punchable face: Click, or Zuckerberg?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2016 11:16 PM (Z58Xa)

******

Zuckerberg, by far.

Posted by: Tim in GA at February 25, 2016 11:18 PM (j4/d2)

69 @57 Mike I think you would have to hit both to answer your question

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 25, 2016 11:18 PM (voOPb)

70 "Meatless" = meat-less (iykwim)

Amiright? Lol.....

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 25, 2016 11:18 PM (044Fx)

71 This ONT is great for me because I can't read! Thanks Maet!

Posted by: Eric Hoffer's Thumb at February 25, 2016 11:18 PM (UWrEn)

72 Read debate highlights. Trump had a bad night, but Drudge seems firmly in Trump's corner.

Posted by: jmel at February 25, 2016 11:19 PM (15vyA)

73 And the shooter incident here in Colorado, the one out in West Bumfuck county or somewhere, the guy killed a sheriff's deputy and another is in bad shape but alive, yeah, he's a poster boy for the Democrats.

They killed him so he's not talking. He was pissed about his eviction notice or something.

Green party socialist. And the MFM, they don't want to talk about it, outside the local news here in Colorado.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 25, 2016 11:19 PM (U6f54)

74 Meatless Mondays. Because doing that on Friday is too religious for them.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:19 PM (zt+N6)

75 63 Speaking of which... how is life out on the left coast?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2016 11:17 PM (fC9RO)

Weather has been awesome, been driving around with the top down. When you coming out to visit? And what's the latest on grad school?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 25, 2016 11:19 PM (k53nK)

76 Zuckerberg is pro-German rape cuz facebook stomping the anti imigrant posts on german facebook....

Posted by: jake at February 25, 2016 11:20 PM (Onoqd)

77 Finally Yoko.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 25, 2016 11:20 PM (EZebt)

78 Cute brunette over Anderson Cooper's right shoulder.

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2016 11:20 PM (eRNg7)

79 Hola Ricardo.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 25, 2016 11:20 PM (egOGm)

80
Sure it's the same guy?


His derp is just as bigly.

Posted by: Mitt Biggly at February 25, 2016 11:20 PM (uZNvH)

81 So they now sell Big House Red in a box.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2016 11:21 PM (0C2f1)

82 been driving around with the top down.

,,,,,,,,


umm. pics?

Posted by: jake at February 25, 2016 11:21 PM (Onoqd)

83 Great ONT Maet. All it's missing is a fat dude, a hunk of raw meat and a can of soda.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 25, 2016 11:21 PM (NeFrd)

84 73 Read debate highlights. Trump had a bad night, but Drudge seems firmly in Trump's corner.
Posted by: jmel at February 25, 2016 11:19 PM (

Meh. The trumpsters are giving the polls the luap nor treatment

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 25, 2016 11:21 PM (k53nK)

85 On CNN -- Cruz just stated that he *or* Rubio would be much, much better than Trump.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 25, 2016 11:21 PM (f9DPq)

86 77 Zuckerberg is pro-German rape cuz facebook stomping the anti imigrant posts on german facebook....
Posted by: jake at February 25, 2016 11:20 PM (Onoqd)


Zuckerberg would be a Bond villain if he were old enough to be believable.

Posted by: AD at February 25, 2016 11:22 PM (QWY55)

87 Tonight Trump proved he does not like persons of color and would be a very racist Presdent. No Sir we in Brattleboro will be continue to support Senator Sanders

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at February 25, 2016 11:22 PM (Fbj4h)

88 I don't understand why I am banned. I am a registered republican. I just happen to have different views from most of the dogmatists here.

Posted by: greg


Tell us about Gov. Walker.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 25, 2016 11:22 PM (62Vup)

89 okay time for bed for now
interesting debate
sadly, probably won't change the polls

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 25, 2016 11:23 PM (uZNvH)

90 I may try to slip away sometime in April or May. My house is currently in the process of being sold, and we're hoping to close by March 31. As for grad school, I've got one application started that's due at the end of the month. I've got to write an essay this weekend and submit it Monday, along with my two letters of recommendation, and get my transcripts in the mail tomorrow. After that, I'll submit the other two sometime in the next month or two and then it's a waiting game.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2016 11:23 PM (fC9RO)

91 Allo, there. Wot's all this then?

Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 25, 2016 11:23 PM (e+1S5)

92 Tell us about Gov. Walker.

Shit, tell us about the Texas legislature. (Was that the same guy?)

Posted by: Konway Stern at February 25, 2016 11:24 PM (LYCUN)

93 Okay, I wanted an exception for *good* trolls.

Do better.

Posted by: AD at February 25, 2016 11:24 PM (QWY55)

94 Bye Chemjeff, catch you on the flip side.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 25, 2016 11:24 PM (egOGm)

95 Love you, Maet. Pictures worth thousands of words. Like the Golden Weasel. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at February 25, 2016 11:24 PM (1uwuc)

96 82 umm. pics?
Posted by: jake at February 25, 2016 11:21 PM (

Poor thing. You've been snowed in so long you don't remember what convertibles look like!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 25, 2016 11:24 PM (ZSish)

97 Oh shit... Bret Baier wondered who the velociraptor was who kept screeching out when Ruboto was speaking.

Posted by: watch out for the Ravage, Bret at February 25, 2016 11:25 PM (H9MG5)

98 Have you learned nothing? If even one of you invites or dares this man to punish us all, he will do so. I wish he would Q-test and reject the outliers, but it does not seem to be in the cards.

I absolutely love a normal, nominal ONT. It's like coffee in the morning or beer at night: I deeply appreciate something that will hit me right between the eyes, every time, predictably, in the manner to which I am accustomed. It's mother's milk.

Don't take my Kodachrome away.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 25, 2016 11:25 PM (/f6Nd)

99 Not good with the new-fangled Google-thingy, so although I've searched for it I might have missed it, but...

Why hasn't that picture of Professor Glick been photo-shopped into a Nazi salute?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 25, 2016 11:26 PM (O4NI/)

100

Even only pictures are too hard for me to absorb at this hour.

night all

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2016 11:26 PM (qCMvj)

101 37
35 Maet, just so you know that "greg" is the same greg that was previously banned many years ago. You know just an fyi.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:11 PM (zt+N6)





Sure it's the same guy?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2016 11:12 PM (GEICT)


*sniff*

Pretty sure....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 11:26 PM (EzgxV)

102 97 Oh shit... Bret Baier wondered who the velociraptor was who kept screeching out when Ruboto was speaking.


Posted by: watch out for the Ravage, Bret at February 25, 2016 11:25 PM (H9MG5)



Probably one of the staff for Fox News. Where was Megyn sitting?

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:26 PM (zt+N6)

103 Meh. The trumpsters are giving the polls the luap nor treatment


I've been wondering how many of the old Luap Nor supporters are now backing Trump. Not intending that as a slur against Trumpers, just wondering how much appeal Trump may have to the Luap Nor set.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 25, 2016 11:26 PM (bZ7mE)

104 Ace has some serious trolls who can't quit him.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 25, 2016 11:27 PM (K/p7v)

105 *sniff*

Pretty sure....
Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 11:26 PM (EzgxV)



Well it appears the issue has been handled.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2016 11:27 PM (GEICT)

106 90 As for grad school, I've got one application started that's due at the end of the month. I've got to write an essay this weekend and submit it Monday, along with my two letters of recommendation, and get my transcripts in the mail tomorrow. After that, I'll submit the other two sometime in the next month or two and then it's a waiting game.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2016 11:23 PM

Are you applying out here? Fingers crossed on the house.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 25, 2016 11:27 PM (k53nK)

107

ps - don't forget to click on the picts

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2016 11:27 PM (qCMvj)

108 I absolutely love a normal, nominal ONT. It's like coffee in the morning or beer at night: I deeply appreciate something that will hit me right between the eyes, every time, predictably, in the manner to which I am accustomed. It's mother's milk.
-----------

Wait... you've been hit between the eyes by mother's milk? Was this a long time ago, or recently?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2016 11:27 PM (Z58Xa)

109 >>>Probably one of the staff for Fox News. Where was Megyn sitting?

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:26 PM (zt+N6)<<<

Check for the wettest chair in the house?

Posted by: watch out for the Ravage, Bret at February 25, 2016 11:27 PM (H9MG5)

110 Shit, tell us about the Texas legislature. (Was that the same guy?)

Posted by: Konway Stern


No, that was dearest Jordan.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 25, 2016 11:28 PM (62Vup)

111 Ok, gamedevs, when the player can't figure out the quest objective fron the text, map, or official wiki that hasn't been updated in 5 years........ you have a problem.

Posted by: pookysgirl at February 25, 2016 11:28 PM (K27gs)

112 Trump's bothered by the word fuck.

Really?

Ages ago I had a job to manage in Manhattan. My employer supplied many truckloads of custom windows to a job Trump was doing on Central Park South at 6th Ave.

I was one of many subs and attended the periodic site meetings, run by Trump's project manager, a woman, 45 or so, who always had her assistant, a guy in his 30s, alongside.

That woman was the most foul-mouthed construction exec I had ever run across, and in that biz, mouths are all quite foul. Every other word was fuck.

I figured it came from the top at Trump.

But I guess it bothers him now. Sure.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 25, 2016 11:28 PM (U6f54)

113 49 the future looks like a whole lotta war


Don't worry about it. I got it.

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at February 25, 2016 11:28 PM (NGd+i)

114 Connery is finding me an ocelot.

That Glick woman is the face of the "burn the witch" crowd, the book burner, the one that always picked up the first rock to stone the blasphemer. She's the kind that always is part of a mob with her own pitchfork and torch.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 25, 2016 11:28 PM (39g3+)

115 It can't really be the same greg, could it?

Posted by: Burn It Down at February 25, 2016 11:29 PM (qHgBB)

116 If Cruz partnered with Rubio on trump it was a stupid move.

Posted by: Skeezix at February 25, 2016 11:29 PM (WnCSK)

117 I've heard of meatless Mondays, but the Maetless ONT was weird.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2016 11:12 PM (noWW6)


It's Friday somewhere, you Vatican II deniers.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 25, 2016 11:29 PM (O4NI/)

118

So Much Content!!!

Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2016 11:29 PM (zOTsN)

119 ONT Picture News - Maet eases back into it after his day off.

Variety is the spice of life ONTs. Spicy! Like ginger candy.

Gooood evening, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - in case of fire, break glass at February 25, 2016 11:29 PM (5a8XA)

120
111 Ok, gamedevs, when the player can't figure out the quest objective fron the text, map, or official wiki that hasn't been updated in 5 years........ you have a problem.


Posted by: pookysgirl at February 25, 2016 11:28 PM (K27gs)



Which game?

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:29 PM (zt+N6)

121 I'm too lazy to check, but when does the pet thread usually go up?

Posted by: Burn It Down at February 25, 2016 11:30 PM (qHgBB)

122 7 more beers and those CNN debate harpies would be sort hot

Posted by: jake at February 25, 2016 11:30 PM (Onoqd)

123 Are you applying out here? Fingers crossed on the house.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 25, 2016 11:27 PM (k53nK)


San Diego State University, and probably California Lutheran.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2016 11:30 PM (fC9RO)

124 105
*sniff*



Pretty sure....

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 11:26 PM (EzgxV)





Well it appears the issue has been handled.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2016 11:27 PM (GEICT)


Maybe they both smell of ozone...?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 11:30 PM (EzgxV)

125 you know the pics are links right?

Posted by: jake at February 25, 2016 11:31 PM (Onoqd)

126 I've been wondering how many of the old Luap Nor supporters are now backing Trump. Not intending that as a slur against Trumpers, just wondering how much appeal Trump may have to the Luap Nor set.
**************************

Were the Luap Nor crowd typically truthers as well?

Posted by: Burn It Down at February 25, 2016 11:31 PM (qHgBB)

127 Trumps hair on CNN looks insane

Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2016 11:31 PM (zOTsN)

128 117 How do you even know I am the Cambridge, MA greg? I'm not in Cambridge!

Posted by: greg at February 25, 2016 11:29 PM (+UPoY)



Would greater Boston area be more precise for you?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2016 11:31 PM (GEICT)

129 Chris Matthews and Michael Steele about Rubio's squealing supporters tonight: "Annoying choreographed audience responses."

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 25, 2016 11:31 PM (21hN3)

130 Were the Luap Nor crowd typically truthers as well

Some were, for sure. Possibly the majority.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 25, 2016 11:32 PM (bZ7mE)

131 Who dares to cross my bridge?!

Posted by: Bad troll at February 25, 2016 11:32 PM (IeXP9)

132 "123 7 more beers and those CNN debate harpies would be sort hot"

Posted by: jake at February 25, 2016 11:30 PM (Onoqd)




State Farm just called, said you're late for your shift.


*grin*


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2016 11:32 PM (McRlu)

133 Michael Steele. Why?

Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2016 11:33 PM (zOTsN)

134 Ugh, Luntz's dunces.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2016 11:34 PM (cs3mp)

135 At least Maet didn't post the Yoko sex tape.

Posted by: eman at February 25, 2016 11:34 PM (MQEz6)

136 Were the Luap Nor crowd typically truthers as well
Some were, for sure. Possibly the majority.
***************************

Wouldn't surprise me, I don't think Trump is nearly as hawkish as Cruz and Rubio so he would be the closest thing to that.

Posted by: Burn It Down at February 25, 2016 11:34 PM (qHgBB)

137 Anna Puma around? Here's a Kubelwagen for her.

http://tinyurl.com/hxmmzy5

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 25, 2016 11:34 PM (GLtAj)

138 Why? Same reason they let Steve Schmidt on the air.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 25, 2016 11:34 PM (21hN3)

139 Maet, Ace, Cobs, etc. Please don't link me to WaPo articles.

Can't just be me, it must be everybody, but they have a paywall up and I won't pay them a cent.

I get six or so free reads a month. Most of the time, I don't know it is a WaPo piece until it opens, then it remains there for a sec, and the paywall comes on.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 25, 2016 11:34 PM (U6f54)

140 Trump is blathering about constantly being audited for years and years


that is not a good sign


the IRS is going to leak on this

Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2016 11:34 PM (zOTsN)

141 115 It can't really be the same greg, could it?
Posted by: Burn It Down at February 25, 2016 11:29 PM (qHgBB)


The thought just occurred to me. Say you were on a website years ago. You were banned. What idiot goes back to the website using the same name?

I mean, I'd think you'd have better things to do than go back to a website that banned you, period, purely out of pride. I was banned from a website one time on the internet. I've never been back, because, f'k them. But what sort of attachment would you have to insist on using the same name?

Greg, you gotta admit that's pretty f'king stupid.

Apparently, it actually is him, though.

Posted by: AD at February 25, 2016 11:34 PM (QWY55)

142 Looks like Twitter took out Nick Searcy .
https://twitter.com/yesnicksearcy
Says page does not exist.

Odds of the racists that attack him still having accounts active ?

Posted by: Axeion at February 25, 2016 11:34 PM (Npbrb)

143 123
Are you applying out here? Fingers crossed on the house.



Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 25, 2016 11:27 PM (k53nK)



San Diego State University, and probably California Lutheran.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2016 11:30 PM (fC9RO)


My sister and B-I-L hail from Cal-Lu. Got some decent programs there, very unlike the journalism school at Mizzou.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 11:35 PM (EzgxV)

144 99
Why hasn't that picture of Professor Glick been photo-shopped into a Nazi salute?
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 25, 2016 11:26 PM (O4NI/)


Ed Driscoll at PJM did a terrific poster of her as Mao leading the masses.

I totally suck at searching, so I can't find it.

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2016 11:35 PM (sdi6R)

145 Your point? That proves nothing. Why is the face that Im not a dogmatic rubio supported like the rest of you cause you to ban me? You are no better than twitter!

Posted by: sock at February 25, 2016 11:34 PM (+UPoY)




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHA!


*breathes*

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:35 PM (zt+N6)

146 Link for nerds in the audience (and you know who you are):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUEbMjtWc-A


Bill Hammach, the EngineerGuy, has a whole series of fascinating videos on Youtube about all sorts of topics. Check it out, my fellow nerds.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 25, 2016 11:35 PM (oKE6c)

147 So what is the theme of Maets pictures tonight? My drug addled brain can't figure it out

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 25, 2016 11:35 PM (voOPb)

148 123 San Diego State University, and probably California Lutheran.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2016 11:30 PM

San Diego is nice. Thousand Oaks is kinda hot

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 25, 2016 11:35 PM (k53nK)

149 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:36 PM (zt+N6)

150 [peeks into debate thread]

I could set the building on fire.</Milton>

Fire is the cleanser. Fire is the redeemer. Fire will purify this blog. Fire is springtime made manifest.

Fire! </Beevis>

Posted by: Maetenloch at February 25, 2016 11:36 PM (pAlYe)

151 >>> Chris Matthews and Michael Steele about Rubio's squealing supporters tonight: "Annoying choreographed audience responses." Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 25, 2016 11:31 PM (21hN3)

As opposed to our audiences, so gauche!


Posted by: Bernie and Hill, dem shill duo at February 25, 2016 11:36 PM (LiMbk)

152 Your point? That proves nothing. Why is the face that Im not a dogmatic rubio supported like the rest of you cause you to ban me? You are no better than twitter!
Posted by: sock at February 25, 2016 11:34 PM (+UPoY)


1) Check your assumptions. I'm a Cruz guy. It'll be a game time decision on whether I'd vote Rubio in the general.

2) You were banned many times by Ace and the Cobs. I don't really need a reason other than that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2016 11:36 PM (GEICT)

153 Yay, Rich Lowry!


/s

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2016 11:36 PM (cs3mp)

154 Speaking of which... how is life out on the left coast?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2016 11:17 PM (fC9RO)


The Oregon Legislature and Governor have determined that the best way to combat delinquent income taxes is to list publicly the names of the 50 greatest delinquent taxpayers.

It is getting old reading that the party of "the philosophy of who-we-are-not" becomes again the party of "now we are going to do that to you hard"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jugecqx

Otherwise, it was 65F today and the forsythia is blooming. Not bad for February.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2016 11:36 PM (q2o38)

155 Trump is blathering about constantly being audited for years and years
that is not a good sign
the IRS is going to leak on this
Posted by: ThunderB


If the Dems truly believe that Trump is the most beatable why would they sic the IRS on him?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2016 11:36 PM (FkBIv)

156 WoW, buzzion. You would know all about undead games, wouldn't you?

Posted by: pookysgirl at February 25, 2016 11:37 PM (K27gs)

157 didn't post the Yoko sex tape.
Posted by: eman at February 25, 2016 11:34 PM (MQEz6)


Good Lord, NO!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 25, 2016 11:37 PM (k53nK)

158 Trump's scowl is clownish.

I guess his supporters love it, though. He sure is tough.

Mr Tough Guy.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 25, 2016 11:37 PM (U6f54)

159 Posted by: buzzion

Take it easy, or you'll die (again) of laughing.

Posted by: Judge Doom at February 25, 2016 11:37 PM (zmW4B)

160

I think the IRS will leak on his audits after he is the nom, which the dems would like very much

Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2016 11:38 PM (zOTsN)

161 147
So what is the theme of Maets pictures tonight? My drug addled brain can't figure it out

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 25, 2016 11:35 PM (voOPb)

Theme is: Random pictures assembled to make you wonder what the theme is.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2016 11:38 PM (pUDQf)

162 World of Warcraft? Yeah sorry never got into that. Others play it though.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:38 PM (zt+N6)

163 I get six or so free reads a month. Most of the time, I don't know it is a WaPo piece until it opens, then it remains there for a sec, and the paywall comes on.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 25, 2016 11:34 PM (U6f54)
======================

They must like you better than me. I just get the "pay up motha" popup window
Checks nervously for wallet

Posted by: Bespectacled Shopkeeper at February 25, 2016 11:38 PM (O4NI/)

164 >>> that is not a good sign
the IRS is going to leak on this Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2016 11:34 PM (zOTsN)

The same IRS that punished conservative non-profits? Whatever gave you that idea?

Posted by: LizLem at February 25, 2016 11:39 PM (LiMbk)

165 142 Looks like Twitter took out Nick Searcy .
https://twitter.com/yesnicksearcy


This has to start making real news at some point.

Posted by: AD at February 25, 2016 11:39 PM (QWY55)

166 Fire is the cleanser. Fire is the redeemer. Fire will purify this blog. Fire is springtime blog made manifest.

That's what the voices keep saying!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 25, 2016 11:39 PM (YJmuy)

167 Picture theme is click the picture to read the news story about it.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:39 PM (zt+N6)

168
If the Dems truly believe that Trump is the most beatable why would they sic the IRS on him?


He wasn't running at the time? Because the IRS is a separate entity from the DNC and isn't always in lockstep with them?

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 25, 2016 11:39 PM (bZ7mE)

169 Did anyone ever wonder how John Lennon looked at Yoko and said, I gotta have that? Were drugs that good back then?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2016 11:39 PM (pUDQf)

170 You people are ridiculous. Such hypocrites! You deserve the shit known as Cruz and Rubio. Have fun being disappointed for the next 8 years.

Posted by: sock at February 25, 2016 11:38 PM (+UPoY)



Bye Felicia!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2016 11:40 PM (GEICT)

171 This has to start making real news at some point.

Posted by: AD at February 25, 2016 11:39 PM (QWY55)

Surely, you jest. Who do you think is doing it?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2016 11:40 PM (pUDQf)

172 ecause the IRS is a separate entity from the DNC and isn't always in lockstep with them?
Posted by: Grey Fox

You big dummy!

Posted by: Redd Foxx at February 25, 2016 11:40 PM (zmW4B)

173 155
Trump is blathering about constantly being audited for years and years

that is not a good sign

the IRS is going to leak on this

Posted by: ThunderB



If the Dems truly believe that Trump is the most beatable why would they sic the IRS on him?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2016 11:36 PM (FkBIv)


It's like the "old man" Kennedy telling John F.: "I earned this money, don't make me buy a single vote more than I have to" -- Trump needs to limp into the nom (barely) so that he isn't more of a threat in the general.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 11:41 PM (EzgxV)

174 didn't the IRS leak info to that fucko senator from Nevada?

Posted by: jake at February 25, 2016 11:41 PM (Onoqd)

175 New Post Modern Jukebox. The song and style doesn't work for me. Neither does her outfit. The dancing girls though...

https://youtu.be/BAjaKl7xhvA

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:42 PM (zt+N6)

176 Because the IRS is a separate entity from the DNC and isn't always in lockstep with them?
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 25, 2016 11:39 PM (bZ7mE)

____

I have a wonderful beachfront condo in Iowa for sale. Great price. Call me.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 25, 2016 11:42 PM (0LHZx)

177 I guess someone being paid to troll us might come back. I understand the Kremlin has an army of gremlins.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at February 25, 2016 11:42 PM (qKX5A)

178 Nite all. Be well and love those 'round you.

Work beckons tomorrow. I'm hoping to sleep well. Hope you do too.

T

Posted by: Farmer at February 25, 2016 11:42 PM (o/90i)

179 The sidebar about the Atlantic meteor reminded me of something I meant to say earlier.

I would like to point out that had the Chelyabinsk meteor struck LA instead of a high latitude Russian city, the resulting more direct route toward the ground instead of the glancing path it did take would have resulted in far more damage than did occur. Maybe a hundred thousand people would have been killed and most of the city would have been flattened. Incoming asteroids do far more blast damage along the flight path than along side of it - plus the more direct path toward the ground would have meant the meteor would have been closer to the ground when it exploded.

By the way the people telling you that the Russian meteor was a once per century event are - surprise - lying. The actual number is closer to once per 10 years. Most of these strike over the ocean and they are generally ignored.

Posted by: An Observation at February 25, 2016 11:43 PM (bzIWr)

180 My sister and B-I-L hail from Cal-Lu. Got some decent programs there, very unlike the journalism school at Mizzou.


Posted by: cthulhu at February 25, 2016 11:35 PM (EzgxV)


I'm interested in their Quantitative Economics program.

San Diego is nice. Thousand Oaks is kinda hot

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 25, 2016 11:35 PM (k53nK)


I figure that if I could get into San Diego, I have a better chance of finding work with my current company at part time out there.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2016 11:43 PM (fC9RO)

181

no no no


The IRS will leak it when he is the nom and its too late

Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2016 11:43 PM (zOTsN)

182 171. Surely, you jest. Who do you think is doing it?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2016 11:40 PM (pUDQf)

Don't call me Shirley!

Posted by: Leslie Nielson at February 25, 2016 11:43 PM (k53nK)

183 So I guess the ban hammer is quenching its thirst. Must be primary season.

Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 25, 2016 11:43 PM (e+1S5)

184 Ed Driscoll at PJM did a terrific poster of her as Mao leading the masses.

I totally suck at searching, so I can't find it.
Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2016 11:35 PM (sdi6R)


I saw that one and it was good. But my first thought way back when I saw that picture of Glick was "Sieg Heil" and I'm amazed that no one has so far made it so.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at February 25, 2016 11:43 PM (O4NI/)

185 didn't the IRS leak info to that fucko senator from Nevada?
Posted by: jake

Also "leaked" all of the donors to Prop 8 in Commiefornia, if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: Redd Foxx at February 25, 2016 11:43 PM (zmW4B)

186 Worldwide types of dry, often-hot, hard-blowing winds, and their locations:

Santa Anna (California)
Sirocco (Mediterranean)
Foen (Alps)
Chinook (Rocky Mountain)
Fen-feng (Taiwan)
Diablo (San Francisco Bay)
Donald J. Trump (New York City; Primary states (quadrennial-only))

Posted by: Baron Bon Mot at February 25, 2016 11:43 PM (J3UIw)

187 170
You people are ridiculous. Such hypocrites! You deserve the shit
known as Cruz and Rubio. Have fun being disappointed for the next 8
years.



Posted by: sock at February 25, 2016 11:38 PM (+UPoY)



Land 'O Goshen!!..I never! Such language!

Posted by: Great Grandama at February 25, 2016 11:43 PM (aRUb8)

188 Please don't quote the trolls.

Posted by: Maetenloch at February 25, 2016 11:44 PM (pAlYe)

189 Otherwise, it was 65F today and the forsythia is blooming. Not bad for February.


Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2016 11:36 PM (q2o3


Nice. I really like Portland, but I don't think I could live there which is a shame since all my family live out that way.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2016 11:44 PM (fC9RO)

190 I don't usually quote the trolls but I needed to laugh at the accusation that we're all Rubio supporters.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:46 PM (zt+N6)

191 You big dummy!

Not sure if this is intended to be humorous or not.

Just because the IRS is a corrupt government department riddled with democrats and in league with the DNC does not mean that every decision that the IRS makes is part of a grand strategy.

That isn't an endorsement of the IRS, just an observation regarding how people interact with each other. The government is made of humans, after all.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 25, 2016 11:46 PM (bZ7mE)

192 I don't even know what to say to this.

Really.

http://bit.ly/1VICiUi

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2016 11:46 PM (8PbKi)

193 If the IRS holds the negative information until after Trump has the nom, we are stuck with him and its too late

Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2016 11:46 PM (zOTsN)

194 Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2016 11:39 PM (pUDQf)

Yep.

Posted by: Tiny "tulips" Tim at February 25, 2016 11:46 PM (O4NI/)

195 Nice. I really like Portland, but I don't think I could live there which is a shame since all my family live out that way.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2016 11:44 PM (fC9RO)


I would never encourage anyone to live in Portland. It was more honest and open when it was a shanghai port.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2016 11:46 PM (q2o38)

196 Maet... Archer loves ocelots. Bond loves martinis stirred not shaken.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 25, 2016 11:46 PM (NPofj)

197 it was 89* here late this afternoon...

local paper is trying to spread the "hottest year ever" hype.

as if Santa Anas don't happen year round

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2016 11:47 PM (Nf7bW)

198 Nick Searcy was banging Jessica Simpson back in the day.

she was hot in the dukes of hazzard and employee of the month

Posted by: jake at February 25, 2016 11:47 PM (Onoqd)

199 http://bit.ly/1VICiUi

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2016 11:46 PM (8PbKi)



How? Smother him with his neck folds?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2016 11:47 PM (GEICT)

200 If Trump want to truly be a zen master in political judo -- he will leak his tax returns, blame the IRS, and start measuring the WH curtains.

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2016 11:48 PM (cXiMR)

201 I had to check HotAir myself to see the comments. 2 posts on the debate with a combined comment total of 53. Wow.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 25, 2016 11:48 PM (0LHZx)

202
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 25, 2016 11:39 PM (bZ7mE)

____

I have a wonderful beachfront condo in Iowa for sale. Great price. Call me.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 25, 2016 11:42 PM (0LHZx)

Spirit Lake, wonderful lake. Good fishing, nice beaches. Didn't think you were low enough to stoop to Midwestern values. Also historical as Buddy holly died there

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 25, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)

203 Alright, I'm out Horde.

See you folks tomorrow. It's Friday! Don't forget your booze!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2016 11:48 PM (GEICT)

204 Okay, well, appreciated the "botched painting" article - I hadn't heard the lady's full story before, thanks.

And I hadn't heard about the Kansas gunman. (Was busy much of the day setting up a new router with the extra-fine 5# rubber mallet.)

And fish pharts... okay, had to click but didn't read.

3rd pic (prob already noted) goes to firewalled site.

The rest I either already knew the story (lion) presumably, or neither "alt" text nor URL gave much of a clue. And altogether much harder to scan than the usual ONT.

Conclusion: Text: still dollar-for-bytes the best entertainment value.

Posted by: mindful webworker - IMM*O (*Moronic) at February 25, 2016 11:48 PM (5a8XA)

205 197 Maet... Archer loves ocelots. Bond loves martinis stirred not shaken.


Posted by: redbanzai at February 25, 2016 11:46 PM (NPofj)



No its shaken, not stirred.

There was some show on History about cocktails that declared what Bond was drinking wasn't actually a martini though because of the shaking.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:48 PM (zt+N6)

206 Al Sharpton is threatening to leave the country if Trump wins.

If you didn't have a reason to support Trump before, I think you do now.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 25, 2016 11:49 PM (f9DPq)

207 There was some show on History about cocktails that
declared what Bond was drinking wasn't actually a martini though because
of the shaking.

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:48 PM (zt+N6)


Early martini recipes could either be shaken or stirred.

It's also possible that he was deliberately ordering a weak martini in order to have a drink but keep his wits about him.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 25, 2016 11:49 PM (fC9RO)

208 So what is the theme of Maets pictures tonight? My drug addled brain can't figure it out



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 25, 2016 11:35 PM (voOPb)

Theme is: Random pictures assembled to make you wonder what the theme is.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2016 11:38 PM (pUDQf)

I thought the theme was pictures that redbanzai recognizes most of.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 25, 2016 11:49 PM (NPofj)

209 That cereal article is hysterical but I don't think much of it makes sense. It claims that kids don't eat cereal because they have to clean the bowl but then goes on to say that most kids aren't made to do any chores (on top of which many households let their kids just throw bowls in the dishwasher) which seems to contradict the anti-cereal reason they cited. I have yet to see any kid who is put off by some abstract need to wash a dish.

I think that delicious, tasty cereals are suffering because of the general attacks on all things good and tasty. The kids are admonished by their demented teachers not to eat sugar or sugary cereals and all the McDonalds type places don't even offer any good food for kids any more (do you want apple slices or broccoli with your burger? Apple juice or soy milk?).

Any kid left to himself would eat nothing but cereal, especially if it's Apple Jacks or Fruit Loops or Lucky Charms (with most of the grain pieces taken out).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 25, 2016 11:50 PM (zc3Db)

210 175 New Post Modern Jukebox. The song and style doesn't work for me. Neither does her outfit. The dancing girls though...

https://youtu.be/BAjaKl7xhvA
Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:42 PM (zt+N6)


Nice looking, but her voice is pretty annoying.

Posted by: rickl at February 25, 2016 11:50 PM (sdi6R)

211 If Trump want to truly be a zen master in political judo -- he will leak his tax returns, blame the IRS, and start measuring the WH curtains.
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2016 11:48 PM (cXiMR)

******

This would be....epic.

Posted by: Tim in GA at February 25, 2016 11:51 PM (j4/d2)

212 >>>Nick Searcy was banging Jessica Simpson back in the day.

she was hot in the dukes of hazzard and employee of the month
Posted by: jake at February 25, 2016 11:47 PM (Onoqd)<<<



Son, I think you have Peabody Award-winning International Film and Television Star Nick Searcy confused with one of those douchebags from a boy band.

Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at February 25, 2016 11:51 PM (H9MG5)

213 How does one go about creating a safe space? I mean, besides setting up a council to silence all dissent and destroy the livelihood of random folk, to "encourager les autres"?

Should I look into re-enforced concrete and concertina wire, or is it sufficient to use the sofa cushions and the coffee table?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2016 11:51 PM (q2o38)

214 Le gasp! only philistines shake martinis.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 25, 2016 11:51 PM (NPofj)

215 "Also 'leaked' all of the donors to Prop 8 in Commiefornia, if I'm not mistaken."

That was the good old CA state courts at work.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 25, 2016 11:51 PM (noWW6)

216 Spirit Lake, wonderful lake. Good fishing, nice beaches. Didn't think you were low enough to stoop to Midwestern values. Also historical as Buddy holly died there
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 25, 2016 11:48 PM (voOPb)

______

When I think beachfront, I think ocean. Lake beaches...meh.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 25, 2016 11:51 PM (0LHZx)

217 Nick Searcy was banging Jessica Simpson back in the day.

****


LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

*gasps for air*


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2016 11:52 PM (8PbKi)

218 I'm out. Early conference call tomorrow regarding today's "corporate restructuring". Fucking pasty skinned, soft handed, corporate drone speak. Just be a man and say "We fired a bunch of idiots. Get over it."

Posted by: DC is a temporary bachelor at February 25, 2016 11:52 PM (e+1S5)

219 CNN had a group from the border, about half hispanic and they voted for Cruz, then Rubio, and then Trump

none of them were insulted by Trump

none of them

Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2016 11:52 PM (zOTsN)

220 Of course his tax returns are about a 5 foot stack of paper, so renting a minivan would be a must.

Posted by: Tim in GA at February 25, 2016 11:52 PM (j4/d2)

221 Should I look into re-enforced concrete and concertina wire, or is it sufficient to use the sofa cushions and the coffee table?


Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2016 11:51 PM (q2o3

Don't forget your pacifier and blankie, too.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 25, 2016 11:52 PM (NPofj)

222 I thought the theme was pictures that redbanzai recognizes most of.


Posted by: redbanzai at February 25, 2016 11:49 PM (NPofj)

I'd have done better if it was former playmates.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2016 11:52 PM (pUDQf)

223 It's also possible that he was deliberately ordering a weak martini in order to have a drink but keep his wits about him.
Posted by: Colorado Alex


He should have had Earl Grey, hot.

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at February 25, 2016 11:52 PM (FkBIv)

224 NDH, that is appalling. We are down the rabbit hole.

Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2016 11:53 PM (xAdXB)

225 New Post Modern Jukebox. The song and style doesn't work for me. Neither does her outfit. The dancing girls though...



https://youtu.be/BAjaKl7xhvA

Posted by: buzzion at February 25, 2016 11:42 PM (zt+N6)

As Hunter always said: "Works for me". I thought the singer, song, and style were really good. Thanks for pointing it out. People have differing tastes - so your mileage may vary.

Posted by: An Observation at February 25, 2016 11:53 PM (bzIWr)

226 203 Alright, I'm out Horde.
See you folks tomorrow. It's Friday! Don't forget your booze!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 25, 2016 11:48 PM (GEICT)

Me too. My migraine just laughed hysterically at the aspirin I took, & told them to go f themselves. Time for quiet dark room.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 25, 2016 11:53 PM (k53nK)

227 OT, I posted this this morning on the art thread and Ace's first post. I wanted to post it one last time on Maet's great ONT so the night shift see's it too:

I've been pretty combative and full of vitriol towards Trump and my fellow Morons lately.

I got off my computer yesterday feeling frustrated and disappointed by all the Trump support. I feel it's foolish to put so much expectation and hope in that man. What bothered me the most is my attitude toward you guys. AosHQ and you Morons are my little slice of heaven I have everyday from all the crap that happens in the political world and I love the camaraderie here.

Point is I'm sorry for being such a bastard lately. You guys are weird and wonderful and so what if you guys like Trump? Ace doesn't call us Morons for nothing, right? So here's my heartfelt apology to the Horde, I'm sorry to those I've pissed off. I'm sorry to the lurkers who've been turned off by it.

With that said I'll tell you my feelings on Trump. As another commented on another site put it: "One can like a man, but hate him as a king."

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 11:53 PM (UnJ7w)

228 Don't forget your pacifier and blankie, too.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 25, 2016 11:52 PM (NPofj)



Zzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2016 11:54 PM (q2o38)

229 Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 25, 2016 11:51 PM (0LHZ

Location, location, location

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 25, 2016 11:55 PM (voOPb)

230 Ooh!! Ooooh!!!

*raises hand*

Hey! I was bangin' Jessica Simpson at one point, too! Remember? Remember that, huh?

Posted by: Tony Romo at February 25, 2016 11:55 PM (cdVoi)

231 Clean the cereal bowls? my kids use paper bowls because Dad goes ape shit when they let cereal fossilize on the bowls and require a boiling water soack to get clean.

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2016 11:55 PM (cXiMR)

232 adios everyone

Posted by: jake at February 25, 2016 11:55 PM (Onoqd)

233 "How does one go about creating a safe space?"

recon teams first, after technical reconnaissance (sat imaging, drones, etc), then scouts and snipers, infantry, armor, artillery, engineers...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2016 11:55 PM (Nf7bW)

234 I don't even know what to say to this.

Really.

http://bit.ly/1VICiUi
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2016 11:46 PM (8PbKi



tells you everything. They dont fear Trump. They fear Cruz. And they think they are not in any way responsible for this situation

Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2016 11:55 PM (zOTsN)

235 Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 11:53 PM (UnJ7w)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM0dbwDc2FE

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 25, 2016 11:55 PM (0LHZx)

236 Should I look into re-enforced concrete and concertina wire, or is it sufficient to use the sofa cushions and the coffee table?
Posted by: Kindltot

no concrete but use the C-wire in addition to the sofa and that should suffice

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 25, 2016 11:57 PM (mt1sz)

237 Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 25, 2016 11:55 PM (0LHZx)

I love you guys.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 11:57 PM (UnJ7w)

238 I believe Donald Trump when he says he was audited by the IRS because he is a strong Christian. In fact, the Pope should go ahead and beautify him, a step towards canonization as a saint.

After all, it's a miracle when the man shows up for church.

Posted by: Baron Bon Mot at February 25, 2016 11:57 PM (J3UIw)

239 Point is I'm sorry for being such a bastard lately. You guys are weird and wonderful and so what if you guys like Trump? Ace doesn't call us Morons for nothing, right? So here's my heartfelt apology to the Horde, I'm sorry to those I've pissed off. I'm sorry to the lurkers who've been turned off by it.

With that said I'll tell you my feelings on Trump. As another commented on another site put it: "One can like a man, but hate him as a king."
Posted by: Arson Wells a

Arson its all good

Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2016 11:57 PM (zOTsN)

240 tells you everything. They dont fear Trump. They fear Cruz. And they think they are not in any way responsible for this situation

***

I'm going to grin from ear to ear when that prick is forced to apologize.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 25, 2016 11:57 PM (8PbKi)

241 " It claims that kids don't eat cereal because they have to clean the bowl but then goes on to say that most kids aren't made to do any chores (on top of which many households let their kids just throw bowls in the dishwasher) which seems to contradict the anti-cereal reason they cited."


No no, it's the parents (the millennial) who are too lazy to wash the bowl. Their kids are the ones not doing chores.

Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2016 11:58 PM (8SiRT)

242 Feel free to leave and not waste your time, sock.

Posted by: Infidel at February 25, 2016 11:58 PM (xAdXB)

243 If you kill Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial is at the Senate, no one will convict you.

lindsey Graham speaking at a dinner

Posted by: ThunderB at February 25, 2016 11:59 PM (zOTsN)

244 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/702908386879410177

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/702908518857351168

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/702908654887034881

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/702908832306098176

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/702908999532990468

Posted by: kbdabear at February 25, 2016 11:59 PM (k9psb)

245 Arson Wells apology accepted

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 25, 2016 11:59 PM (voOPb)

246 Can one hate a man but like him as king?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 25, 2016 11:59 PM (FkBIv)

247 Arson,

I've said some shit here that I regret and have apologized for as well. Shit gets heated sometimes, brings out the worst in people.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 25, 2016 11:59 PM (0LHZx)

248 >>> Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 11:53 PM
----
Apology accepted and appreciated

Posted by: L, Elle at February 26, 2016 12:00 AM (K/p7v)

249 "my kids use paper bowls because Dad goes ape shit when they let cereal fossilize on the bowls"

Haha we must share a husband. My husband's biggest gripe is oatmeal.

My kids know damn well to rinse the bowl immediately after finishing.

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2016 12:00 AM (3DIzJ)

250 Ahhh, Georgia. I do enjoy living here: http://tinyurl.com/z6p52gd

Posted by: Country Singer at February 26, 2016 12:00 AM (GUBah)

251 Call Greg!

Posted by: Rosemary Lehmberg at February 26, 2016 12:00 AM (dPpmC)

252 it always get super intense in presidential election years

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:00 AM (zOTsN)

253 Call Greg!

Posted by: Rosemary Lehmberg at February 26, 2016 12:00 AM (dPpmC)

hahhahahahaa

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:01 AM (zOTsN)

254 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/702909160778817537

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/702909345214930944

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/702909508318863360

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/702909668079837184

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/702909801890713600

Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2016 12:01 AM (k9psb)

255 Lauren, I am Dad. Got pics?

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2016 12:01 AM (cXiMR)

256
I'm going to grin from ear to ear when that prick is forced to apologize.
--------

Maybe Sessions or Johnson should bring up reprimand on the senate floor.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 12:01 AM (voOPb)

257 it always get super intense in presidential election years
Posted by: ThunderB


It's only in the pre warm up phase.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2016 12:01 AM (FkBIv)

258 >>>Hey! I was bangin' Jessica Simpson at one point, too! Remember? Remember that, huh?

Posted by: Tony Romo at February 25, 2016 11:55 PM (cdVoi)<<<

Yes, and she was a pink nightmare! Sitting there in her luxury box wearing that pastel colored Cowboys jersey, she was a bad luck charm for you.

Posted by: traumatized Cowboys fans that remember that very well at February 26, 2016 12:01 AM (H9MG5)

259 Sounds like Cruz shouldn't leave his German legionaries behind . . .

Oh, right, he doesn't have any. He has to rely on the rule of law. Darn.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2016 12:01 AM (q2o38)

260 Strong Christians Persecuted for their Faith

Paul, writer of Second Corinthians
Donald, reader of Two Corinthians.

Posted by: Baron Bon Mot at February 26, 2016 12:01 AM (J3UIw)

261 >>colored Cowboys jersey, she was a bad luck charm for you.
---
What's his excuse now?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 12:03 AM (voOPb)

262 Ya know, I tried sucking up to Maet in the predebate thread to get the Jennifer Connelly treat he mentioned, but no dice.

Very sad.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2016 12:04 AM (gyKtp)

263 "How does one go about creating a safe space?"

recon
teams first, after technical reconnaissance (sat imaging, drones, etc),
then scouts and snipers, infantry, armor, artillery, engineers...


Posted by: redc1c4 at


My firt thought was 'create obstacles and cover them with observation and fire, then establish alternates positions, then dig latrines'

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2016 12:04 AM (cXiMR)

264 261 >>colored Cowboys jersey, she was a bad luck charm for you.
---
What's his excuse now?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 12:03 AM (voOPb)



Chicken of the sea collarbone?

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 12:04 AM (zt+N6)

265 Posted by: kbdabear

You have made me very happy indeed

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 26, 2016 12:04 AM (mt1sz)

266 My firt thought was 'create obstacles and cover them with observation and fire, then establish alternates positions, then dig latrines'
Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2016 12:04 AM (cXiMR)

Don't forget to cover the choke points.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 12:05 AM (UnJ7w)

267 Thank the maker, this oil bath is going to feel sooo good!

*slowly lowers into vat of oil*

Posted by: In C3bio's green room after the debate at February 26, 2016 12:05 AM (cdVoi)

268 No no, it's the parents (the millennial) who are too lazy to wash the bowl. Their kids are the ones not doing chores.

Posted by: Lauren at February 25, 2016 11:58 PM (8SiRT)


Ohhhh ... Wow. The parents are depriving their kids of good cereals just because they might have to rinse out a bowl?

I assumed the millenials were the kids.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2016 12:05 AM (zc3Db)

269 Thank the maker, this oil bath is going to feel sooo good!

*slowly lowers into vat of oil*
Posted by: In C3bio's green room after the debate at February 26, 2016 12:05 AM (cdVoi)

HA!

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 12:06 AM (UnJ7w)

270 Here's a Mao Melissa Glick poster :

http://tinyurl.com/jv64enk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2016 12:06 AM (FkBIv)

271 So, the Senate truly is as twisted as we suspected?

Posted by: eman at February 26, 2016 12:06 AM (MQEz6)

272 Maybe Sessions or Johnson should bring up reprimand on the senate floor.

***

Although they no doubt know about it already, I just forwarded it to Sessions and Mike Lee and expressed my distaste for it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 26, 2016 12:06 AM (8PbKi)

273 What states will Rubio win on Super Tuesday/SEC?

Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2016 12:06 AM (2TUVm)

274 273
What states will Rubio win on Super Tuesday/SEC?


Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2016 12:06 AM (2TUVm)

Which state produces the most bottled water?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 12:07 AM (pUDQf)

275 repeating yourself endlessly

disgusting...and sad

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:07 AM (zOTsN)

276 Posted by: Arson Wells at February 25, 2016 11:53 PM (UnJ7w)

s'fine. There's been too much war among the Horde lately, and it's nice to see someone apologizing. I think we've all, no matter what side we're on, gotten a little too heated about it from time to time. When you get down to it, we're left with nothing but a bunch of question marks about everyone.

You can't truly know what a man will do with power until he has it, and at that point, it's too late. The people who made this country were wise to hand out as few powers as possible, and hand them out piecemeal. One day, we'll have to figure out how to get back to that. But it won't be today, and tomorrow's not looking good either.

Keep the faith, hold onto hope. This is God's world, and we know how it all turns out in the end. Spoiler alert, the assholes lose.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 26, 2016 12:07 AM (HalrA)

277 sorry

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:08 AM (zOTsN)

278 What states will Rubio win on Super Tuesday/SEC?
Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2016 12:06 AM (2TUVm)


The state of denial.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 12:08 AM (UnJ7w)

279 Do they still have prizes in the cereal? If they got rid of that I can see that causing the decline in cereal.


No cheap toy that a kid wants no need to buy the cereal to shut the little bastard up in the breakfast aisle.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 12:08 AM (zt+N6)

280 What states will Rubio win on Super Tuesday/SEC?

Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2016 12:06 AM (2TUVm)


Sonora and Chihuahua

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2016 12:08 AM (zc3Db)

281

they never asked about the David Duke endorsement

huh

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:09 AM (zOTsN)

282 greg is a persistent cuss, I'll give him that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 12:09 AM (pUDQf)

283 Haha now he gets the MUMR treatment.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 12:09 AM (zt+N6)

284 >>>What's his excuse now?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 12:03 AM (voOPb)

Chicken of the sea collarbone?
Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 12:04 AM (zt+N6)<<<




**clapping** This team is just fine. Absolutely perfect. Can't put my finger on anything that needs to be fixed. Looking forward to another terrific, steady 8-8 year. **clap, clapping away**

Posted by: Jason Garrett, ginger scourge of Cowboys' fans hopes and dreams at February 26, 2016 12:09 AM (H9MG5)

285 Hahahaha. Greg done got modded.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 12:10 AM (pUDQf)

286 Thank the maker, this oil bath is going to feel sooo good!

*slowly lowers into vat of oil*
Posted by: In C3bio'


Have wondered about that line more than it's healthy to.

Was he referring to a god? Or was he programmed to mimic human religiosity?

Or was he referring to his manufacturer in religious terms as a joke? Or in a programmed requirement to show deference to humans?

Or is G. Lucas an incompetent weirdo who got incredibly lucky?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2016 12:10 AM (62Vup)

287 My firt thought was 'create obstacles and cover them with observation and fire, then establish alternates positions, then dig latrines'
Posted by: Jean

After that you of course conduct passage of lines with the infantry and keep observation and providing over watch, security and early warning

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 26, 2016 12:10 AM (mt1sz)

288 "Ohhhh ... Wow. The parents are depriving their kids of good cereals just because they might have to rinse out a bowl? "

Yep.

We don't do cereal that much around here just because my kids don't seem to have an off switch when they eat it.

Bacon and Eggs? They eat their serving and they're done and happy.

Cereal? They just keep pouring more in.

I can't blame them too much because I'm the same way. You've got to balance the milk to cereal ratio.

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2016 12:10 AM (3DIzJ)

289 287
I WAS RAPED BY A RAKE SOMETIMES

Posted by: greg at February 26, 2016 12:10 AM (+UPoY)

This. Is. Awesome.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 12:11 AM (pUDQf)

290 Has Rubio mentioned Sarah Connor yet?

Posted by: eman at February 26, 2016 12:11 AM (MQEz6)

291 Zuckerberg would be a Bond villain if he were old enough to be believable.
Posted by: AD at February 25, 2016 11:22 PM (QWY55)

I know, right?

Posted by: Jesse Eisenburg Lex Luthor at February 26, 2016 12:11 AM (VdICR)

292 266 My firt thought was 'create obstacles and cover them with observation and fire, then establish alternates positions, then dig latrines'
Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2016 12:04 AM (cXiMR)

Don't forget to cover the choke points.
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 12:05 AM (UnJ7w)
***

This, as the folks who need to get off my lawn and need to stop throwing my paper on the roof, say.

The key thing is to make the enemy bunch up. Always leave a way in, and make damned sure it's covered.

Minefields and wire, lots of both. couple fougasse here and there, a few barrels of napalm wired up to blow, and you're golden. Provided you've got CAS and arty. But if ya ain't got that, then what the fuck kinda safe space do you got?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 12:12 AM (lutOX)

293 Greg's god-particle posts are hilarious. I hope everyone is seeing them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 12:12 AM (pUDQf)

294 286 Thank the maker, this oil bath is going to feel sooo good!

*slowly lowers into vat of oil*
Posted by: In C3bio'

Have wondered about that line more than it's healthy to.

Was he referring to a god? Or was he programmed to mimic human religiosity?

Or was he referring to his manufacturer in religious terms as a joke? Or in a programmed requirement to show deference to humans?

Or is G. Lucas an incompetent weirdo who got incredibly lucky?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2016 12:10 AM (62Vup)



Well you know its against his programming to impersonate a deity. So perhaps he does of some understanding respect for religion. Of course then Lucas went and had him call Anakin "The Maker" in Episode 2.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 12:12 AM (zt+N6)

295 Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 26, 2016 12:07 AM (HalrA)

Thanks Cato. I've was a lurker for a long time and I always enjoyed the smart, intelligent, and witty banter here. I did want to have resentment towards you guys and vice vera. This place is to damn cool to leave.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 12:12 AM (UnJ7w)

296 Greg, can I have my tooth back?

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 26, 2016 12:12 AM (mt1sz)

297 Hmmmm. I wonder if there's a way for Pixy to redirect gerg and MUMR to their own little comments section where we could just watch them go at it with each other.


On the other hand, I'm not sure we really want to see them going at it with each other.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 26, 2016 12:13 AM (GUBah)

298 Sorry Jean. One of those names.

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2016 12:13 AM (3DIzJ)

299 Late evening horde.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 12:14 AM (hlMPp)

300 a swarm of trolls

a clutch of trolls

a herd of trolls


what do you call a group of trolls

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:15 AM (zOTsN)

301 Keep the faith, hold onto hope. This is God's world, and we know how it all turns out in the end. Spoiler alert, the assholes lose.

------

Cato that's the evenings thread winner

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 12:15 AM (voOPb)

302 My main failing as a Christian is my inability to turn the other cheek. I'm working on it but the best I can do now is disconnect instead of continuing to fight. My circle of friends is a little smaller but it's still a big circle.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 26, 2016 12:15 AM (MNgU2)

303 what do you call a group of trolls

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:15 AM (zOTsN)


A thrutch.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 26, 2016 12:15 AM (HalrA)

304 TB3K does a murder of trolls.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2016 12:16 AM (FkBIv)

305 I like swarm.

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2016 12:16 AM (3DIzJ)

306 A kine. Of trolls.

Posted by: Simplemind at February 26, 2016 12:16 AM (BTnAK)

307 57 Most punchable face: Click, or Zuckerberg?


Click.

Zuckerberg would actually have Terminators protecting him.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2016 12:16 AM (NGd+i)

308 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants

To many obstacles/ AT mines, will tip them off and move them over a grid square to where you are not prepared. Sometimes its better to leave the door open and kill them in the kitchen

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 26, 2016 12:16 AM (mt1sz)

309 what do you call a group of trolls

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:15 AM (zOTsN)


A gaggle or a heap.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2016 12:16 AM (zc3Db)

310 Of course then Lucas went and had him call Anakin "The Maker" in Episode 2.

Posted by: buzzion


*waves hand
Of the prequels, we shall not discuss.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2016 12:16 AM (62Vup)

311 Guess who think's that no one would care if Ted Cruz were murdered on the floor of the Senate?

https://twitter.com/yesnicksearcy

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2016 12:16 AM (vBeA5)

312 A gaggle of trolls?

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 12:17 AM (UnJ7w)

313 A horde of trolls, maybe?

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 26, 2016 12:17 AM (AJeMv)

314 what do you call a group of trolls

Posted by: ThunderB


A bridge of trolls, duh.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2016 12:17 AM (62Vup)

315
what do you call a group of trolls



Posted by: ThunderB

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

a clump

In England they go with 'a clot'.

Posted by: CozMark at February 26, 2016 12:17 AM (CbGSW)

316 Its always amazing how once they're banned they really show that it was justified.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 12:18 AM (zt+N6)

317 When we were kids and the families & friends would go to the lake, all the cereal was those variety packs, one-serving boxes. Just open the box along the perforations, fold out the doors, pour in the milk, and eat. Throw away the box.

They still have those, don't they?

1st World Special Snowflake Problem: [x] Solved.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Oh No! Only Special K and shredded wheat left?? at February 26, 2016 12:18 AM (5a8XA)

318 To many obstacles/ AT mines, will tip them off and move them over a grid square to where you are not prepared.
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 26, 2016 12:16 AM (mt1sz)



That's why you need MLRS. Simply erase the grid square.

Posted by: Country Singer at February 26, 2016 12:18 AM (GUBah)

319 A Tranck or trolls.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2016 12:18 AM (2TUVm)

320 Lindsey Graham is a bitchy little thing isnt he

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:18 AM (zOTsN)

321 I saw a mime get sucked into a jet engine once. Good times.

Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:18 AM (ntObR)

322

what do you call a group of trolls

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:15 AM (zOTsN)

Bunch of dumb attention seeking assholes.

Keep it simple.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 12:19 AM (hlMPp)

323 That's why you need MLRS. Simply erase the grid square.
Posted by: Country Singer

Ah if only, that would be a glorious thing to see, even if just notionally during training.

Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at February 26, 2016 12:19 AM (mt1sz)

324 So.

I suppose Happy Fun Ball took TONIGHT off.

Lazy bugger.

Where is it? Let me at 'em.

I'll show it a thing or two.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 26, 2016 12:19 AM (Xo1Rt)

325 Geordi, have you seen my emotion chip? I know I put it here in this box.

*turns on the CNN debate*

What the? Oh shit...RUBIO!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lt. Cmdr Data at February 26, 2016 12:20 AM (cdVoi)

326 I saw a mime get sucked into a jet engine once. Good times.

Hey everybody.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:18 AM (ntObR)


Hey qdpsteve. Thanks for sharing!

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 12:20 AM (UnJ7w)

327 So I guess the banhammered just decide to rip out the cap locks key then?

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 26, 2016 12:20 AM (AJeMv)

328 Sorry Jean. One of those names.

Posted by: Lauren

For years I had to remind the late ONT that "Jean not girl".

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2016 12:20 AM (cXiMR)

329 The collective noun for trolls is a "4chan"

Posted by: Locarno at February 26, 2016 12:21 AM (ySX+y)

330 what do you call a group of trolls



Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:15 AM (zOTsN)





Trollops?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 26, 2016 12:21 AM (Xo1Rt)

331 A synonym for Gaggle is Horde. So it's a good symbiosis.

Rabble works. Conflux as well.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 12:21 AM (pUDQf)

332 233 "How does one go about creating a safe space?"

recon teams first, after technical reconnaissance (sat imaging, drones, etc), then scouts and snipers, infantry, armor, artillery, engineers...
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2016 11:55 PM (Nf7bW)


Threadwinner!

No, really. That was the way it was traditionally done.

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2016 12:21 AM (sdi6R)

333 For years I had to remind the late ONT that "Jean not girl".


Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2016 12:20 AM (cXiMR)



Yeah rdbrewer gets confused about that sort of stuff.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 12:21 AM (zt+N6)

334 Oh..coterie? I like that one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 12:22 AM (pUDQf)

335 Hoosiers: What happens when a super-villain tries a sarcastic golf-clap but instead starts the dramatic slow clap?

Archer: Can we get a toy for the ocelot? It's like Meowshwitz in here.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2016 12:22 AM (VdICR)

336 Its always amazing how once they're banned they really show that it was justified.
Posted by: buzzion
---------------

Scratch a troll, find something angry.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 12:22 AM (9mTYi)

337 Well from what I can tell, here's the super-duper-condensed Reader's Digest version of the debate tonight:

Kasich: My dad was a mailman!
Trump: ((farts))
Kasich: My dad was a mailman!
Cruz: I'm the only true conservative in this race.
Rubio: My olefactory function detects a rank odor.
Trump: You farted!!
Carson: Hello? Hello??
Kasich: My dad was a mailman!
Cruz: I smell nothing.
Trump: You farted Marco!
Carson: Is my mike working?? Hello??
Rubio: In the parlance of the human, Mr. Trump, 'he who smelt it dealt it.'
Audience: WOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Carson: Can anyone hear me??
Kasich: My dad was a mailman!

***Fin***

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:22 AM (ntObR)

338 @301 life isn't fair. That's reason enough for banning whining like a girl

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 12:23 AM (voOPb)

339 The collective noun for trolls is a "4chan"
Posted by: Locarno at February 26, 2016 12:21 AM (ySX+y)

*Family on the Family Feud clapping furiously*

Good answer! Good answer!

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 12:23 AM (UnJ7w)

340 Gerg -- pobrecito....mi corazon esta sangrado para ti.



Maet -- what part of quoting is problematic? -- is it where a cob holds the nic in front of TBH3K to catch the scent?; is it the content?; is it the timestamp and sig block? Is it that noting their existence at all redoubles their efforts?



I think we're mostly all on Team Cob here, and are willing to do what is best to thwart the trolls, but it is awkward for commenters to merely try and pretend they don't exist -- especially without a full appreciation of why this might be the optimal tactic.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 12:23 AM (EzgxV)

341 Rubio like Chuck Schumer.

Chuck Schumer is a liar.

Rubio is a liar.

Chuck Schumer thinks Rubio is a Rube eo ei o.

Ipso demonstratum.

Facto toti.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 26, 2016 12:23 AM (Xo1Rt)

342 No, really. That was the way it was traditionally done.
Posted by: rickl
-----

Iwo wasn't safe at all, until the Marines got there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 12:24 AM (9mTYi)

343 >> I find it highly unfair.

Suck it up, buttercup.

To find the ultimate source of your banning, greg, all you need to do is find the nearest mirror. While standing there, you might even find it useful to say this mantra:

"I am a dickweed. People don't like dickweeds."

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2016 12:24 AM (gyKtp)

344 "How does one go about creating a safe space?"

1. Little Boy
2. Fat Man

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2016 12:24 AM (FkBIv)

345 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:22 AM (ntObR)

Bravo! Bravo! BRAVISSIMO!

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 12:24 AM (UnJ7w)

346 a trifle of trolls?

Posted by: troll terms at February 26, 2016 12:24 AM (H9MG5)

347 Arson, thank you. **shakes tip jar**
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:25 AM (ntObR)

348 A group of trolls = The Democratic Party?

Of course, with a functioning banhammer attending, there won't be a group.

Posted by: mindful webworker - don't let them group! at February 26, 2016 12:25 AM (5a8XA)

349 347
a trifle of trolls?


Posted by: troll terms at February 26, 2016 12:24 AM (H9MG5)

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I think we all agreed that it was a "clump". Except in England where it is called a "clot".

Posted by: CozMark at February 26, 2016 12:26 AM (CbGSW)

350 MH - Sent you an email re Pet Thread earlier. Looked in my 'Sent' box just now, no evidence of it (?). Anyhow, I sent another note.

Pet Thread good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 12:26 AM (9mTYi)

351 I think we're mostly all on Team Cob here, and are willing to do what is best to thwart the trolls, but it is awkward for commenters to merely try and pretend they don't exist -- especially without a full appreciation of why this might be the optimal tactic.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 12:23 AM (EzgxV)


Because it gives them attention, gets their 'message' out, and gets a reaction from the commenters which is pretty much exactly what trolls are looking for. Starve them of this and they lose interest. Well except for the unbalanced stalker types.

Posted by: Maetenloch at February 26, 2016 12:26 AM (pAlYe)

352 >>>Graham is a bitchy little thing isnt he
------
Well it is that time of the month

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 12:26 AM (voOPb)

353 Rubio looks like the slimy suit-wearing man in Deadpool.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2016 12:26 AM (VdICR)

354 344 "How does one go about creating a safe space?"

1. Little Boy
2. Fat Man
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2016 12:24 AM (FkBIv)

*throwin' Davy Crockett rounds like Lawn Darts.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 12:26 AM (hlMPp)

355
For years I had to remind the late ONT that "Jean not girl".
Posted by: Jean
---------------
No offense, but I always thought "Jean" meant 'ette, too. Spelling, I guess.
But I still use your drunken mussels recipe. Best I've been able to do at home. Thanks for that.

Posted by: chi at February 26, 2016 12:27 AM (0MKsl)

356 Am I the only one to think that the cops in the upper left hand pic could be pointing at Melissa click?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 12:27 AM (9mTYi)

357 I just wanted to say: love you guys...

..You keep me sane. We don't always agree, but I always adore you all!

Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2016 12:27 AM (QCc6B)

358 A twat of trolls

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 26, 2016 12:28 AM (MNgU2)

359 A trollop of trolls.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:28 AM (ntObR)

360 I really do not want to spend anytime at all thinking about troll twat

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:29 AM (zOTsN)

361 Max, thanks. Same here. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:29 AM (ntObR)

362 354 344 "How does one go about creating a safe space?"

1. Little Boy
2. Fat Man
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 26, 2016 12:24 AM (FkBIv)

*throwin' Davy Crockett rounds like Lawn Darts.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 12:26 AM (hlMPp)
***
Davy Crockett! When he had atomics and were looking for new and interesting ways to use them.....when we were a great nation.

'Murica!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 12:29 AM (lutOX)

363 Cerial is too complicated! Cleaning up after myself is oppression! I'm being oppressed by Adult Privilege!

I need my sippy cup and safe space!

Posted by: Your future, AmeriKKKa! at February 26, 2016 12:29 AM (vBeA5)

364 A Sarkeesian of trolls

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:29 AM (ntObR)

365 Seeing the ecco homo picture up there I have to say it bears a striking resemblance to Mario Rubio.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2016 12:30 AM (zc3Db)

366 *Rubio rolls to the podium*

Marco Five alive!!!!!

Posted by: Scene at CNN debate at February 26, 2016 12:30 AM (cdVoi)

367 "I need my sippy cup and safe space!"

Might want to rethink the sippy cup. Apparently they are breeding grounds for mold.

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2016 12:30 AM (Dwl2T)

368 A Sarkeesian of trolls

If I were to write a scifi story right now, the bad aliens would be the Sarkeesians.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2016 12:31 AM (YJmuy)

369 Trollops?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
-------------

Hey... now hold on there a minute.
Oh, wait. Different spelling. Never mind.

Posted by: Anthony Trollope at February 26, 2016 12:31 AM (9mTYi)

370 I think that quoting trolls should be permissible for purposes of mockery and ridicule. I agree that engaging them in reasoned argument and discussion is a waste of time.

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2016 12:31 AM (sdi6R)

371 360
I really do not want to spend anytime at all thinking about troll twat

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:29 AM (zOTsN)

And...now I'm thinking about troll twat.
Thanks. lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 12:31 AM (pUDQf)

372 Incorrectly quoting Archer here, I think whorediot would work for a group of trolls.

I just like the word whorediot.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 26, 2016 12:31 AM (AJeMv)

373 355 I think the confusion with the name Jean is that in the US, that name is typically bestowed on females. In France, it is usually a male name.

Jean, are you French?

Not that it really matters, of course. Just wondered.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2016 12:31 AM (gyKtp)

374 >>Pet Thread good.

Glad that Toby didn't take exception

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 12:32 AM (voOPb)

375 a tranche of trolls

Posted by: troll terms at February 26, 2016 12:32 AM (H9MG5)

376 Say, this is a weird request, but I'm a weird guy:

#2 daughter used to be a My Little Pony Fan, and just now, she's in that dark and brooding stage of early adolescence - bless her heart - and she's reading Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four.

Couple a days ago, there was one of those 'meme' posters with the slogans of IngSoc, "friendship is magic," and one of those ponies on it.

Can't find it to save my life......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 12:32 AM (lutOX)

377 I really want to know why Sarkessian insists on wearing the whore ear rings from 2002. And the drawn on eyebrows.

I mean, what is she going for, exactly?

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2016 12:32 AM (Dwl2T)

378 The Justice department will indict everyone at the Department of State - except Hillary! - who will be excused as the victim of a vast right wing conspiracy.

Posted by: An Observation at February 26, 2016 12:32 AM (bzIWr)

379 You know that German word for having a face worthy of a punch?

Zuckerberg's does that for me.

It's not the money and not that he's so young it's that you can tell he thinks he's a f**king genius of the Universe because he is smart and had an idea that took off.

Somehow suddenly he's all knowing about everything and the world should totes listen to him.

I remember Bill Gates being like that but the social network wasn't available to spread his stupidity around for all to see.

As it's grown and he's got older, we get a glimpse of what it would've been like and it's just like how Zuckerberg is acting now.

And NO. George Lucas isn't the luckiest man alive, Bill Gates is.

There were 3 things(situations?) that had to happen for him to have become the billionaire that he is. None of which was he responsible for.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 26, 2016 12:32 AM (Xo1Rt)

380 More than 3 gays together is a parade.

Posted by: CozMark at February 26, 2016 12:32 AM (CbGSW)

381 377
ACE WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER

Posted by: greg at February 26, 2016 12:32 AM (+UPoY)

Jack...cough..cough...Jack...don't let go Jack...cough..

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 12:33 AM (pUDQf)

382 Rules of Engagement is a funny sitcom.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 26, 2016 12:33 AM (MNgU2)

383 I suppose it's better than troll peen. Turns to granite first thing every morning

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2016 12:34 AM (6FqZa)

384

... a "special short bus" of trolls.

Posted by: Arbalest at February 26, 2016 12:34 AM (FlRtG)

385 351
I think we're mostly all on Team Cob here, and are willing to do what
is best to thwart the trolls, but it is awkward for commenters to
merely try and pretend they don't exist -- especially without a full
appreciation of why this might be the optimal tactic.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 12:23 AM (EzgxV)

Because
it gives them attention, gets their 'message' out, and gets a reaction
from the commenters which is pretty much exactly what trolls are looking
for. Starve them of this and they lose interest. Well except for the
unbalanced stalker types.


Posted by: Maetenloch at February 26, 2016 12:26 AM (pAlYe)


Which seem to be increasingly common....and who might actually influence refugees from Tepid Zephyr if they are not mercilessly ridiculed. I might also note that I've had excessive exposure to "the unbalanced slalker types", and felt hamstrung by not being able to respond. Just sayin'....the AoSHQ guidebook might benefit from some clarification.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 12:34 AM (EzgxV)

386

a group of lemurs is called a "conspiracy" of lemurs

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:34 AM (zOTsN)

387 Also, depends on type.

Paid disruptive types:

A Soros of trolls.

Pasty, lonely abuse-seekers living in mom's basement (and not cleaning out their cereal bowls for her):

A Momr of trolls.



Time for me to go home now.

Posted by: mindful webworker - collectively, a Sewer of Trolls at February 26, 2016 12:35 AM (5a8XA)

388 a group pf cockroaches is called "an intrusion"

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:35 AM (zOTsN)

389 If I were to write a scifi story right now, the bad aliens would be the Sarkeesians.

Posted by: Blanco Basura


Pro Bono Dem Lawyer: Your Honor ...

Statist Judge: Judgement against the evil rightist, McWomenhayter defendant! Baliff, kill him.

Blanco: WTF just happened?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 26, 2016 12:35 AM (62Vup)

390
I've been wondering how many of the old Luap Nor supporters are now backing Trump. Not intending that as a slur against Trumpers, just wondering how much appeal Trump may have to the Luap Nor set.
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 25, 2016 11:26 PM (bZ7mE)


They are backing Bernie now.

Most of those fuckshovels weren't "Libertarians" in the real sense, they just wanted weed to be legal. They were all for government power over everything but weed.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at February 26, 2016 12:35 AM (1JnAL)

391 And...now I'm thinking about troll twat.
Thanks. lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA

At least you're thinking of me!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 26, 2016 12:35 AM (mt1sz)

392 More than two Englishmen is a 'club'

More than two Russians is a 'cell'

More than two Germans is a 'conspiracy'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 12:35 AM (lutOX)

393 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February

You've been causing problems here most of the day

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 12:35 AM (voOPb)

394 I think that quoting trolls should be permissible for purposes of mockery and ridicule.

Posted by: rickl at February 26, 2016 12:31 AM (sdi6R)


Stealing a bit from AlaBaMA's clever description as "god-particle posts" I think the troll posts are more like virtual particles and when you quote them before they are annihilated it's a sort of Hawking comment radiation.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2016 12:36 AM (zc3Db)

395 "a mob" of meerkats

"an implausability" of Gnus

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:36 AM (zOTsN)

396 Thanks @qdpsteve

Posted by: Max Power at February 26, 2016 12:37 AM (QCc6B)

397 "mess" of iguanas

"smack" of jellyfish

"squabble" of seagulls

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:37 AM (zOTsN)

398 382 I've caught a few episodes of it now that it's in syndication. Think it kind of slipped under the radar for me during it's first run......& the two women who play the wife & the fiancée are smoking hot.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 26, 2016 12:37 AM (cdVoi)

399 a "shrewdness" of apes

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:38 AM (zOTsN)

400 377
I really want to know why Sarkessian insists on wearing the whore ear rings from 2002. And the drawn on eyebrows.



I mean, what is she going for, exactly?

Posted by: Lauren at February 26, 2016 12:32 AM (Dwl2T)
Ankle rests? I have no answer for the eyebrows.

Posted by: KillianThyme at February 26, 2016 12:38 AM (n2r4H)

401 For all the bitching and in-fighting lately at the HQ I have to give kudos to Arson Wells and his post today.

Seemed to quieted down the blue on blue.

Good job sir.

(Although, haven't been on any earlier evening threads but the ONT is fun.)

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 12:38 AM (hlMPp)

402 a Gore of melting icebergs

a Nugent of guns

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:38 AM (ntObR)

403 I'm up for greg leading the manned mission to go find Planet Nine. They've just narrowed it down to, what, somewhere in Orion's direction (I'm told). Anyway greg has the right credentials, namely being someone who no-one would miss here on Earth

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2016 12:39 AM (6FqZa)

404 So is there an association or department that is the official namer of groups? I think that would be fun.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 26, 2016 12:39 AM (AJeMv)

405 Over 2800 comments on the two debate threads.

Dayum.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2016 12:39 AM (gyKtp)

406 402 a Gore of melting icebergs

a Nugent of guns
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:38 AM (ntObR)
***
I'm stealing that one! Well done, sir.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 12:39 AM (lutOX)

407 "fuckshovels"

God I do love this place. And the denizens therein.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at February 26, 2016 12:39 AM (Xo1Rt)

408 Palpatine, thanks. :-) Go for it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:39 AM (ntObR)

409 More than two hobos gathered in one place is referred to as "a crawlspace of hobos."

Posted by: chi at February 26, 2016 12:40 AM (0MKsl)

410 >>>Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy

it's been awhile, missed ya

Posted by: concrete girl at February 26, 2016 12:40 AM (0KgAM)

411 An Obama of failures.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:40 AM (ntObR)

412 403 I'm up for greg leading the manned mission to go find Planet Nine. They've just narrowed it down to, what, somewhere in Orion's direction (I'm told). Anyway greg has the right credentials, namely being someone who no-one would miss here on Earth
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2016 12:39 AM (6FqZa)
***
public telephone sanitizer, is he?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 12:40 AM (lutOX)

413 seething of eels

shiver of sharks

a clew of worms

murmuration of starlings (I like that one for obvious reasons)

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:40 AM (zOTsN)

414 Can't find it to save my life......

This probably ain't it, then:
http://ged.prophpbb.com/topic113.html

But it's pretty close to what you described.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2016 12:41 AM (YJmuy)

415 squabble of seagulls is good

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:41 AM (zOTsN)

416 an "obstinancy" of African buffalo

Posted by: that's... strange at February 26, 2016 12:41 AM (H9MG5)

417 Just won a Taurus Judge Public Defender auction on Gunbroker at $359. Brand new. Seller lives 4 miles from me, so have to pay tax but no shipping or FFL fees. Woo freaking Hoo!

$180 off!

Posted by: Tim in GA at February 26, 2016 12:41 AM (j4/d2)

418 395 >> "an implausability" of Gnus

I find that plausible.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2016 12:41 AM (gyKtp)

419 Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 26, 2016 12:37 AM (cdVoi)

Google YouTube Adam eats Indian Food .

One of the funniest sitcom scenes ever . IMO

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 26, 2016 12:42 AM (MNgU2)

420 393 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February

You've been causing problems here most of the day


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 12:35 AM (voOPb)

How so? I thought I was good today.

Didn't mention the terms 'wood posting' 'ashtray hole' or 'deck chairing' at all.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 12:42 AM (hlMPp)

421 There were 3 things(situations?) that had to happen for him to have become the billionaire that he is. None of which was he responsible for.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
--------------

I don't know what your three things are, but he was certainly at the center of a coincidences there were almost cosmic in scale.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 12:42 AM (9mTYi)

422 333
For years I had to remind the late ONT that "Jean not girl".





Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2016 12:20 AM (cXiMR)







Yeah rdbrewer gets confused about that sort of stuff.

Posted by: buzzion

Sometimes it was like a bunch of honry puppies.

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2016 12:43 AM (cXiMR)

423 Is it just me, or does Hugh Hewitt have the look of a guy with a non-descript van who cruises around town asking kids if they can help find his puppy?

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 26, 2016 12:43 AM (cdVoi)

424 Blanco: WTF just happened?

No different from my life so far.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2016 12:43 AM (YJmuy)

425 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 12:38 AM (hlMPp)

Thank you.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 12:43 AM (UnJ7w)

426 A Joe of retards

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 12:43 AM (voOPb)

427 Trump imported Polish workers because they are very very good with marble and granite laying and stone work.. I bet thats what he used them for

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:44 AM (zOTsN)

428 An Obama of failures.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:40 AM (ntObR)


That's outstanding. Let me try one; An Obama of straw-men.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2016 12:44 AM (2TUVm)

429 Re: Collective nouns


I'm old enough to remember seeing, on a late Spring day, a bevvy of Bettys........

Ahh...bright college days, carefree days that fly/ To thee we sing, with our glasses raised on high...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 12:45 AM (lutOX)

430 cm9000, thanks, that's also good. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:45 AM (ntObR)

431 A Fluke of STDs.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 26, 2016 12:46 AM (cdVoi)

432 Test.

Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 12:46 AM (NHQQx)

433 a tribulation of trolls?

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:46 AM (zOTsN)

434 Evening Horde.

Author that I am helping was happy with how I trimmed that chapter down. Even got a bonus today on top of pay check, a nice steak. Nom nom nom nom.

Interview with Wal-Mart tomorrow for the electronics section. Part-time. Wish me well please.

And almost 1,400 words into short story that I'll try to submit to Uncanny before the 29 Feb deadline.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2016 12:46 AM (ammoh)

435 A Nest of Socialists

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 12:46 AM (9mTYi)

436
417 Just won a Taurus Judge Public Defender auction on Gunbroker at $359. Brand new. Seller lives 4 miles from me, so have to pay tax but no shipping or FFL fees. Woo freaking Hoo!

$180 off!
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 26, 2016 12:41 AM (j4/d2)

Nice.

Although not a fan...to each his own and it's damn nice to get a deal

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 12:46 AM (hlMPp)

437 >>>Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy



it's been awhile, missed ya

Posted by: concrete girl at February 26, 2016 12:40 AM (0KgAM)<<<

Heh. Thanks. Haven't really brought out that sock since Justified ended. But with Nick Searcy being mentioned, figured it was a special occasion.

Posted by: Art Mullen's Marshal stiffy at February 26, 2016 12:46 AM (H9MG5)

438 a few more:

- a harwood of biases

- a hillary of lies

- a gorevidal of perversions

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:47 AM (ntObR)

439 a trouble of trolls?

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:47 AM (zOTsN)

440 A sanders of socialists.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:47 AM (ntObR)

441 Nah, that is a Hive of Socialists.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2016 12:47 AM (ammoh)

442 Hey Maet,

Just sent you an email, but I'm trying to post from my desktop and suddenly I'm getting banhammered, can you fix that please?

Thanks.

Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 12:47 AM (uiVGU)

443 Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2016 12:46 AM (ammoh)

Prayers up Anna.

But consarnit! You better get some pics of 'people of Wal-Mart' if you get it!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 12:48 AM (hlMPp)

444
- a Click of Feminazis.

Posted by: Arbalest at February 26, 2016 12:49 AM (FlRtG)

445 Maet, a suggestion for the next image collage

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jxm67r4

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2016 12:49 AM (ammoh)

446 a cankle of feminists

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:49 AM (zOTsN)

447 Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2016 12:41 AM (YJmuy)
***
Mucous Garcias, Blanco!

It's close enough to earn me a "whatever, dad," which is all I'm looking for.

(Yes, I troll my children. Builds character.)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 12:49 AM (lutOX)

448 You all are definitely getting it!! Good work. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:49 AM (ntObR)

449 A Jenner of trannies.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 26, 2016 12:50 AM (cdVoi)

450 Of course, when the trolls begin to have illicit relations with hygiene products, there's no reason to quote them.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 12:50 AM (EzgxV)

451 Blano's no troll. Shouldn't be banhammered.

Did you post on a dead thread? or did your IP switch to one that a spammer used?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2016 12:50 AM (6FqZa)

452 425 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 12:38 AM (hlMPp)

Thank you.
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 12:43 AM (UnJ7w)

You're welcome. Meant to make a comment on your post earlier but work got in the way.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 12:51 AM (hlMPp)

453 good luck, Anna!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2016 12:51 AM (6FqZa)

454 >>How so? I thought I was good today


RWC I've enjoyed the banter with you sunshine. Enjoy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 12:51 AM (voOPb)

455 Thanks RWC.

As for images, I think I'll leave that to others.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2016 12:51 AM (ammoh)

456 A conspiracy of Clintons.

Posted by: RICO at February 26, 2016 12:51 AM (H9MG5)

457 Very spify new layout.

Posted by: Basic Argyle at February 26, 2016 12:52 AM (HrDHj)

458
A conspiracy of Clintons.


That's "A Clinton of conspirators."

Posted by: Arbalest at February 26, 2016 12:53 AM (FlRtG)

459 An O'Reilly of hot air.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 26, 2016 12:53 AM (cdVoi)

460 434 Evening Horde.

Author that I am helping was happy with how I trimmed that chapter down. Even got a bonus today on top of pay check, a nice steak. Nom nom nom nom.

Interview with Wal-Mart tomorrow for the electronics section. Part-time. Wish me well please.

And almost 1,400 words into short story that I'll try to submit to Uncanny before the 29 Feb deadline.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2016 12:46 AM (ammoh)
***
Congrats on the writing, and best wishes on the Wally World gig. Betcha you'll end up with some material from it, too.

A steady paycheck, be it ever so small, is all an artist needs to create. You got this.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 12:53 AM (lutOX)

461 - A zuckerberg of vapidity.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:53 AM (ntObR)

462 Palpatine, good wishes. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:54 AM (ntObR)

463 Just sent you an email, but I'm trying to post from my desktop and suddenly I'm getting banhammered, can you fix that please?

Thanks.
Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 12:47 AM (uiVGU)

******

You're gonna need to sit down for a minute.....

Posted by: Tim in GA at February 26, 2016 12:54 AM (j4/d2)

464 >>>That's "A Clinton of conspirators."





Posted by: Arbalest at February 26, 2016 12:53 AM (FlRtG)<<<

That works.

Posted by: RICO at February 26, 2016 12:55 AM (H9MG5)

465 qdpsteve, if you need inspiration for a screenplay

http://preview.tinyurl.com/j6o44ws

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2016 12:55 AM (ammoh)

466 Anna, oh boy. Thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:56 AM (ntObR)

467 Trump imported Polish workers because they are very
very good with marble and granite laying and stone work.. I bet thats
what he used them for

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:44 AM (zOTsN)


Lots of construction jobs are done by mostly foreigners. Poles are included prominently in that.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2016 12:56 AM (2TUVm)

468 A hover full of stroke victims

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 12:56 AM (voOPb)

469 Here's NSFW link:

A shame Emily is a liberal douche.
https://___.shockblast.net/2012/06/ShockBlast-EmilyRatajkowski-366101.jpg

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2016 12:56 AM (VdICR)

470 A Sheen of winning!

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at February 26, 2016 12:57 AM (cdVoi)

471 i used to work with a guy named Jean Marc at oh la la.
he was from france.

Posted by: concrete girl at February 26, 2016 12:57 AM (0KgAM)

472 https://___.shockblast.net/2012/06/ShockBlast-EmilyRatajkowski-366101.jpg

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 26, 2016 12:57 AM (VdICR)

473 Did you post on a dead thread? or did your IP switch to one that a spammer used?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2016 12:50 AM (6FqZa)

No, and I don't know.

Oh and by the way the Latina moderator? She's same age as me....55.

I'll take her.

Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 12:57 AM (sdPF/)

474 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 12:51 AM (voOPb)

Same here. I wasn't being serious about asking what I've done

Hey, I provide links and new terms. It's the hordes choice if they wish to look it up.

That whole wood posting and deck chairing was me just putting word to what I see on my deck

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 12:58 AM (hlMPp)

475 R>>>You're gonna need to sit down for a minute.....


You're going to need more than a minute try 12 months

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 12:59 AM (voOPb)

476 a schlong of of questions

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 12:59 AM (zOTsN)

477 BourbonChicken, try this: http://bit.ly/1S59G8x

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2016 12:59 AM (YJmuy)

478 I saw a mime get sucked into a jet engine once. Good times.

Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 12:18 AM (ntObR)


He expressed dismay? As in, "dis may hurt!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2016 12:59 AM (afR/C)

479 A Biden of gaffes.

Posted by: torquewrench at February 26, 2016 01:00 AM (noWW6)

480 AOP, the last thing I saw him mime was "ow my balls!!!"

;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 01:00 AM (ntObR)

481 The mime's expressions of horror couldn't be seen because the engine was signing far faster.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2016 01:00 AM (ammoh)

482 which reminds me...

- an annoyance of mimes

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 01:01 AM (ntObR)

483 Anna, correct. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 01:01 AM (ntObR)

484 The mime's expressions of horror couldn't be seen because the engine was signing far faster.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2016 01:00 AM (ammoh)




Wow, nice Anna Puma.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 01:01 AM (UnJ7w)

485 Wooo, The Rockford Files on MeTV!! Best Theme song evah!! Great show too!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2016 01:01 AM (NGd+i)

486 Better than than an annoyance of memes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2016 01:01 AM (ammoh)

487 A Kasich of mailmen.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at February 26, 2016 01:01 AM (H9MG5)

488 R>>>You're gonna need to sit down for a minute.....


You're going to need more than a minute try 12 months
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2016 12:59 AM (voOPb)

Last time it happened it got fixed in a matter of minutes. Now I can't seem to locate him.

Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 01:02 AM (sdPF/)

489 - a bencarson of fatigue.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 01:02 AM (ntObR)

490 Night all. Best get good rest. For tomorrow is interview.

*cue dramatic music*

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2016 01:03 AM (ammoh)

491 Anna, that works too :-)

All great stuff folks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 01:03 AM (ntObR)

492 473 Did you post on a dead thread? or did your IP switch to one that a spammer used?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 26, 2016 12:50 AM (6FqZa)

No, and I don't know.

Oh and by the way the Latina moderator? She's same age as me....55.

I'll take her.
Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 12:57 AM (sdPF/)
***
Thing about Latinas, or at least the Tex-Mex ladies with whom I've had some close acquaintance, is this:

There are no other women in the world who will, after a heated argument:

1) Throw all your clothes on the front lawn
2) Tear up every picture of you she can find
3) Trash you to every person who's ever heard of you
4) Slash your tires and key your car
5) And still have dinner waiting for you on the table when you get home.

The word 'mercurial' comes to mind, but it doesn't quite encompass the fullness of the phenomenon.

I've had two Tex-Mex girlfriends, and they were wonderful and terrifying, and I'm grateful to have known them and survived.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 01:03 AM (lutOX)

493 Re: Mark Fuckerberg.

Further proof that we're all just extras in a huge, sprawling, multi-volume cyberpunk dystopia novel. The most terrifying image you will view all year.

http://tinyurl.com/jamunxd

Posted by: torquewrench at February 26, 2016 01:04 AM (noWW6)

494 ALEX CHILTON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSJYZyouek

Posted by: THE REPLACEMENTS at February 26, 2016 01:04 AM (eRNg7)

495 A rot of gramscians

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2016 01:04 AM (cXiMR)

496 torquewrench, you misspelled... oops, never mind. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 01:04 AM (ntObR)

497 torquewrench, too bad there were no jet engines nearby.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 01:06 AM (ntObR)

498 I have driven down 610 that cleaves Houston and seen mens clothes strewn on the shoulder many times

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 01:06 AM (zOTsN)

499 Nah, that is a Hive of Socialists.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 26, 2016 12:47 AM (ammoh)


A Borg of Socialists

Posted by: Sleep, Data, Sleep at February 26, 2016 01:06 AM (vBeA5)

500 A Luntz of dunces.

Posted by: FUK FOX at February 26, 2016 01:06 AM (H9MG5)

501 - a temper of latinas

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 01:06 AM (ntObR)

502 A trump of weasels.

Posted by: eman at February 26, 2016 01:06 AM (MQEz6)

503 A Biden of pomposity.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 26, 2016 01:06 AM (2TUVm)

504 >>>Maet, Ace, Cobs, etc. Please don't link me to WaPo articles.

Can't just be me, it must be everybody, but they have a paywall up and I won't pay them a cent.

...

i hear that. Very annoying.

That's where I link Hot Air's digest.

Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 01:06 AM (dciA+)

505 Wow, Maet bringing an ONT on Frida...

Of frak, it's only Thursday night.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at February 26, 2016 01:07 AM (F9322)

506 Thing about Latinas, or at least the Tex-Mex ladies with whom I've had some close acquaintance, is this:

There are no other women in the world who will, after a heated argument:

1) Throw all your clothes on the front lawn
2) Tear up every picture of you she can find
3) Trash you to every person who's ever heard of you
4) Slash your tires and key your car
5) And still have dinner waiting for you on the table when you get home.

The word 'mercurial' comes to mind, but it doesn't quite encompass the fullness of the phenomenon.

I've had two Tex-Mex girlfriends, and they were wonderful and terrifying, and I'm grateful to have known them and survived.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 01:03 AM (lutOX)

That's kinda scary, especially since a) I'm in Texas, and b) they are my top pick.

Speaking of which, are you in Texas somewhere? Where if I may ask?

Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 01:07 AM (sdPF/)

507 Just sent you an email, but I'm trying to post from my desktop and suddenly I'm getting banhammered, can you fix that please?

Thanks.
Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 12:47 AM (uiVGU)


has your IP (hash) changed? If so, are you going through a proxy? Are you using Opera (which sends web traffic through a proxy, sometimes, when the "turbo" is on)?

Check your IP. If it has changed, try a different browser and check again.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2016 01:07 AM (zc3Db)

508 a temptation of 'nieces.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 01:08 AM (lutOX)

509 I started playing Fallout 4.





Big. Mistake.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 01:09 AM (UnJ7w)

510 An upton of funbags.

Posted by: eman at February 26, 2016 01:09 AM (MQEz6)

511 a temptation of 'nieces.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 01:08 AM (




dude

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 01:09 AM (zOTsN)

512 Oh and by the way the Latina moderator? She's same age as me....55.



I'll take her.

Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 12:57 AM (sdPF/)

She actually asked pretty good questions and got Rubio to admit he was lying about Cruz and actually had said one thing in Spanish and another in English.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 26, 2016 01:09 AM (NPofj)

513 That's where I link Hot Air's digest.
Posted by: ace at February 26, 2016 01:06 AM (dciA+)

Dah fuq?!?



*puts in pants

**trims eyebrows

Evenin' ace

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 01:10 AM (hlMPp)

514 Puts ON pans

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 01:10 AM (hlMPp)

515 Dammit! This new tablet is too sensitive.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 01:11 AM (hlMPp)

516 Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 01:07 AM (sdPF/)

I'm in Austin, which, while geographically a part of Texas, is by no means representative of the state.

The two Tex-Mex girls - you must take the rough with the smooth. And the edge they tend to have is just part of the price of admission.......

My son - he's 9 - loves him some Mexican girls, so he'll doubtless go through much the same as I did.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 01:11 AM (lutOX)

517 I've had two Tex-Mex girlfriends, and they were wonderful and terrifying, and I'm grateful to have known them and survived.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 01:03 AM (lutOX)

****

I married one, a College Cheerleader no less. Every situation was epic, for 15 years.

Every argument was tthebe all and end all of arguments. It waw the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. Glad to be off that Roller Coaster, but damn, 75% of it was fun as hell.

Posted by: Tim in GA at February 26, 2016 01:11 AM (j4/d2)

518 Everybody back to work! The boss is here!

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 01:11 AM (UnJ7w)

519 has your IP (hash) changed? If so, are you going through a proxy? Are you using Opera (which sends web traffic through a proxy, sometimes, when the "turbo" is on)?

Check your IP. If it has changed, try a different browser and check again.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2016 01:07 AM (zc3Db)

I don't know if it has changed, and I don't know how to check it.

Have no idea what Opera is.

Currently posting thru my phone, which is not hooked in to the Wi-Fi like my desktop is. I've posted from the desktop here previously.

Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 01:12 AM (sdPF/)

520 508
a temptation of 'nieces.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 01:08 AM (lutOX)

Da fuq is wrong with you?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2016 01:12 AM (pUDQf)

521 Speaking of mimes and cosmic intersections, this will not disappoint. Jimmy Carter, Amy Carter, and... wait for it ... Marcel Marceau

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hvgv3xj

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 01:13 AM (9mTYi)

522 509 I started playing Fallout 4.

Big. Mistake.
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 01:09 AM (UnJ7w)

It is a good game. However, I OD'd on it early myself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2016 01:13 AM (iHjB5)

523 After early voting here in Texas today for Cruz, I may take a break from this political insanity.

It's just not healthy..

Posted by: TexasJew at February 26, 2016 01:14 AM (8sSnk)

524 *puts in pants

**trims eyebrows

Evenin' ace
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 01:10 AM (hlMPp)

Oh crap, Ace is going to be checking in to see what we are up to now that he has given up Twitter (regrettably as I love -though not sexually- his account) for the most part.

We's is going to be in trouble when he sees what we generally get up to while he is preoccupied, aren't we?

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at February 26, 2016 01:14 AM (F9322)

525 Mike, oh yeah.

The best part is when Marceau finally loses it and yells at Jimmy and Amy "geez you two are annoying!!!" ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 01:14 AM (ntObR)

526 522 509 I started playing Fallout 4.

Big. Mistake.
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 01:09 AM (UnJ7w)

It is a good game. However, I OD'd on it early myself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2016 01:13 AM (iHjB5)

I went to youtube and watched somebody play it.

I like to watch.

Posted by: eman at February 26, 2016 01:15 AM (MQEz6)

527 No dub poetry. Fot shame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOL5gQpGZu0

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 26, 2016 01:15 AM (1zS3A)

528 521 Speaking of mimes and cosmic intersections, this will not disappoint. Jimmy Carter, Amy Carter, and... wait for it ... Marcel Marceau

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hvgv3xj
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 01:13 AM (9mTYi)

Who's the clown cheesing at Marcel Marceau?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 26, 2016 01:15 AM (iHjB5)

529 A Shatner of toupees.

A Deliverance of inbred hillbillies

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 01:16 AM (dvuhZ)

530 Mexican girls are nice; the Columbian and Persian ones .... wow

Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2016 01:16 AM (cXiMR)

531 511 a temptation of 'nieces.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 01:08 AM (




dude
Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 01:09 AM (zOTsN)
***
Where I work, it is common, culturally, for younger women to refer to an older man as 'shushu' - 'Uncle.' which makes them 'nieces,' 'zhinu.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 01:16 AM (lutOX)

532 Fallout 3...

My time was spent making sure Dogmeat was ok. I would send him out...and then try to follow him.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 01:16 AM (hlMPp)

533 Blano - Go to MyIP, on the desktop (just type that it in the address bar), fetch your IP, and email it to Maet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 01:16 AM (9mTYi)

534 Everybody back to work! The boss is here!
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 01:11 AM (UnJ7w)

I'm on the ONT at work to avoid work.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at February 26, 2016 01:17 AM (F9322)

535 I don't know if it has changed, and I don't know how to check it.

It did change. This was your hash for the posts that got modded:

Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 12:47 AM (uiVGU)

That IP (that got the hash "uiVGU") is blocked, evidently.

Have no idea what Opera is.

Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 01:12 AM (sdPF/)


A browser. Lots of people use it on phones and tablets and it has a feature to save them bandwidth that sends them through a proxy server and compresses the pages. There aren't all that many of these proxy servers so if some troll was coming through one and got banned you will end up on the same banned IP list via the proxy server.

You can check your IP by going to any "what is my IP" website. Some of them will show the true IP you are coming from and some will show the proxy. Pixy identifies the proxy, so it's easy to be mistakenly banned if your browser happens to send you through one of them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2016 01:17 AM (zc3Db)

536 A Nimoy of nerds.

Posted by: eman at February 26, 2016 01:17 AM (MQEz6)

537 Persian ones .... wow
Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2016 01:16 AM (cXiM

I know all about that.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 01:17 AM (UnJ7w)

538 Would it be churlish of me to suggest that I would sport a giant schadenboner if ISIS did indeed manage to off the TwitFace Twinz?


And I had a listen to the ocean "hum". I heard no hum at all, just white noise, like an FM radio between stations.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2016 01:17 AM (afR/C)

539 Blano, go here to get your IP address, and other fun facts you didn't know you were broadcasting:

http://www.whatsmyip.org/

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2016 01:18 AM (YJmuy)

540 Fallout 3...

My time was spent making sure Dogmeat was ok. I would send him out...and then try to follow him.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 01:16 AM (hlMPp)

I remember doing that too, lol.
In Fallout 4 he can't die so it takes a lot of that pressure off.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 01:19 AM (UnJ7w)

541 Tu es un gentleman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iqyNRijdnM

Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 26, 2016 01:21 AM (1zS3A)

542

Oh crap, Ace is going to be checking in to see what we are up to now that he has given up Twitter (regrettably as I love -though not sexually- his account) for the most part.

We's is going to be in trouble when he sees what we generally get up to while he is preoccupied, aren't we?

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at February 26, 2016 01:14 AM (F9322)

Perhaps y'all will be in trouble.

I offered you some hot cocoa and a book to read but NOOO...

You he to be with the cool kids

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 01:21 AM (hlMPp)

543 Wow! I just found out that I am in Richardson, Texas.

Quite a shock that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 01:21 AM (9mTYi)

544 Had

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 01:21 AM (hlMPp)

545 I'm in Austin, which, while geographically a part of Texas, is by no means representative of the state.

The two Tex-Mex girls - you must take the rough with the smooth. And the edge they tend to have is just part of the price of admission.......

My son - he's 9 - loves him some Mexican girls, so he'll doubtless go through much the same as I did.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 01:11 AM (lutOX)

Excellent, I'm adding you to my "people I might be able to mooch a beer off of" list.

I only have 1 Latina experience, and that was a New Yorican, and it was a disaster.

Wait, have another; tried with another here, at church, she's originally from Mexico. She had a great time one night we went out, repeatedly said she wanted to do this again. I thought man, I really nailed this date. But then gave me the cold shoulder from there on out. Totally confused me.

Not sure about the rough, but I'd like to try.

I hope your son has better luck than I do

Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 01:22 AM (uiVGU)

546 Wow! I just found out that I am in Richardson, Texas.

Quite a shock that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 01:21 AM (9mTYi)


Isn't that close to W's place?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2016 01:22 AM (afR/C)

547 And I had a listen to the ocean "hum". I heard no hum at all, just white noise, like an FM radio between stations.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------------

Hmm. Low frequency hearing loss. That happens a lot to Triumph drivers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 01:22 AM (9mTYi)

548 Wow! I just found out that I am in Richardson, Texas.

Quite a shock that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 01:21 AM (9mTYi)

****

Mine keeps telling me I am in Indiana when I am at home. Come and get me, coppas.....

Posted by: Tim in GA at February 26, 2016 01:24 AM (YLidQ)

549 Perhaps y'all will be in trouble.

I offered you some hot cocoa and a book to read but NOOO...

You he to be with the cool kids
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 01:21 AM (hlMPp)

Objection- I've never been allowed to hang with the cool kids in my life.

And I must have missed the offer of hot cocoa and a book. Damn it.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at February 26, 2016 01:24 AM (F9322)

550 Isn't that close to W's place?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------------

*squints into Ethernet port*

Can't tell.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 01:24 AM (9mTYi)

551 Hmm. Low frequency hearing loss. That happens a lot to Triumph drivers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 01:22 AM (9mTYi)


LOL. But my real hearing loss is in the high end.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2016 01:24 AM (afR/C)

552 Wow, tonights's debate was substantial apparently. All the major campaigns now have new slogans:

Cruz: "Pro-conservative, pro-America"

Rubio: "The Earthling's best choice"

Hillary: "Vote for me or I'll release the bees"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 01:25 AM (ntObR)

553

Ih


Duuuude

Posted by: ThunderB at February 26, 2016 01:26 AM (zOTsN)

554 Hillary: "Vote for me or I'll release the bees"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 01:25 AM (ntObR)

Those fucking bees!

Posted by: John Belushi at February 26, 2016 01:27 AM (F9322)

555 Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 01:22 AM (uiVGU)

I guess that IP's okay, now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2016 01:27 AM (zc3Db)

556
*squints into Ethernet port*

Can't tell.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 01:24 AM (9mTYi)


Lol, ok not fair. You're going to make me wake everybody up in the house laughing.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 26, 2016 01:28 AM (UnJ7w)

557 That IP (that got the hash "uiVGU") is blocked, evidently.

I posted that one from my phone. That seems to be working fine.

Ok gonna check my ip, back shortly.

Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 01:28 AM (uiVGU)

558 But my real hearing loss is in the high end.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------------

*rotates head to align good ear*

I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 01:29 AM (9mTYi)

559 Now this is interesting. Canada Gov't Surplus is selling four of these:
ICOM IC-R7000 Communications Receiver, plus a fifth one "for parts". Bids start at $30 Canadian.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2016 01:30 AM (afR/C)

560 G'night horde.

Gotta get some rest for the Hate Cruz/Hate Trump/Hate Rubio mornin' fun.

Y'all have a great Friday morn.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 01:31 AM (hlMPp)

561 Home. Feet up. Fading fast.

Tried something different for a nightcap tonight. A little bit of milk (almond, not cow) warmed up. Added a dollop of hazlenut spread Milady bought to cook into ebleskeivers. Add brandy.

Dangerous desserty drink.

Posted by: mindful webworker - well, then at February 26, 2016 01:32 AM (qScIa)

562 AOP - Heck, bid $100. A bargain... assuming that they work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 01:34 AM (9mTYi)

563 I'm out too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2016 01:35 AM (9mTYi)

564 21,000 word ONT!

Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at February 26, 2016 01:36 AM (jqHOY)

565 Ok found my ip and sent it to Maet.

I don't see any other info on there, just a bunch of gobbledygook. Not even a location. Maybe I'm just tired.

Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 01:36 AM (NHQQx)

566 As often as I've used whatismyip.com, I've never looked at any detail but the IP. Just looked. Turns out, tonight, I'm in Baton Rouge LA. Pretty close to NE Okla... not....

The wonders of AT&T cell connection.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hotspottin' at February 26, 2016 01:37 AM (qScIa)

567 Calling it a night folks. Thanks for the great chat. Happy Friday!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2016 01:37 AM (ntObR)

568 I'm off to bed. Night all.

Posted by: Blano at February 26, 2016 01:41 AM (sdPF/)

569 *Yyyyaaaawwwnnnn*

Started early, long day, ending with effective nightcap, means it's time for me to crawl under the covers.

Good night, me hearties. Safe sailing and smooth seas.



The Paradise Trinity effectively provides for the full expression and perfect revelation of the eternal nature of Deity.

Posted by: mindful webworker - z/z=z at February 26, 2016 01:43 AM (qScIa)

570 G'nite MWW.

Posted by: Gmac-The End Is Near! at February 26, 2016 01:53 AM (4pjhs)

571 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 26, 2016 01:56 AM (YJmuy)

572 Well, there were five of those ICOM radios, two different models, so I bid on all of them. Three lowball bids, two a little higher. Wish me luck.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2016 01:56 AM (afR/C)

573 WTF?
Now I'm banned again?
That's twice this week...
Have ANY of my posts even been here all night?


Blano, under the large IP, there is a "more info" you can click to see a map.
I just moved from Brooklyn to Jersey City when I changed my IP.

Posted by: chi at February 26, 2016 01:57 AM (I0YnP)

574 Was waiting to see:

A roll of trolls?
(or A role of trolls?)

Posted by: evil_bun_bun at February 26, 2016 01:59 AM (8qoUN)

575 A banning of trolls?

Posted by: cthulhu at February 26, 2016 02:04 AM (EzgxV)

576 Just saw this, my wonderful senator, Grahamnesty, just said that if you murdered Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the Senate held the trial, you wouldn't be convicted.

Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 26, 2016 02:06 AM (dvuhZ)

577 Ms Lindsey is just that kind of a cvnt to say that.

Posted by: Gmac-The End Is Near! at February 26, 2016 02:13 AM (4pjhs)

578 Hi,
I'm here only to offer Thank You to my AoS friends & others who prayed, so lovingly or beautifully for my friend Gayle that I & Sherry & Cthulhu & more that I can think of, Sherry also asked for Tuesday night/Wednesday morning,on ONT.

Thank you.

Sherry has had two losses & I apologize for not seeing it until Wednesday when it was daylight. Sherry I'm very sorry that that effing disease took your fiancée.


Gayle fell at a hospital Monday while her husband Paul was packing up car to take her home for 4-6 days. She was trying to use ladies room. Now she's unresponsive & I hope that's a good sign that she's not in any pain.

Thank you, I didn't see all that early in the morning, I responded to Ace post at 2:53 am or approximately that time.


Please pray for Gayle & her husband Paul ( Paul & her children probably need more prayers than Gayle now)

Thank you,Carol

Posted by: Carol at February 26, 2016 02:14 AM (sj3Ax)

579 That painting has become such an abomination, if they had any self respect they would tear it down or paint over the whole thing.

Unfortunately the town is all too willing to play the fool if they can get a few tourists to part with their money.

Posted by: Sjg at February 26, 2016 02:18 AM (gDSJf)

580 *waves at Horde*


Hi. Critters woke me up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 26, 2016 02:18 AM (1xUj/)

581 Most sites with paywalls allow a few free views per month. If you've exceeded the number, just open up the link in an incognito window on your browser.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 26, 2016 02:20 AM (iQIUe)

582 581 >> Most sites with paywalls allow a few free views per month. If you've
exceeded the number, just open up the link in an incognito window on
your browser.

Would you like to explain in some detail how exactly you do this?

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2016 02:25 AM (gyKtp)

583 Would you like to explain in some detail how exactly you do this?
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2016 02:25 AM (gyKtp)


Ctrl + Shift + N

on Windows at least gets you into incognito mode.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at February 26, 2016 02:29 AM (F9322)

584 A fistfight of Morons.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 26, 2016 02:37 AM (4MAFz)

585 control shift p gets you a private window on FF

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 02:38 AM (Nf7bW)

586 *Laughs and points at IL residents, as a +former+ IL resident*

SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) -- In the latest twist in Illinois' financial crisis, the state is getting a windfall of $1.2 million - and growing - thanks to its decision to stop mailing reminders to motorists to renew their license plate stickers.

You see, in previous years the state would send out reminder notices (like most states do, I suspect) that it is time to renew your plates. In IL, there is a $20 fine if you fail to renew within 30 days of expiration. So by stopping sending of the notices, they are reaping a windfall of many more late fines from the unsuspecting rubes, er citizens, of IL.

*Laughs and points at IL residents, as a +former+ IL resident*

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2016 02:40 AM (gyKtp)

587 581 Most sites with paywalls allow a few free views per month. If you've exceeded the number, just open up the link in an incognito window on your browser.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 26, 2016 02:20 AM (iQIUe)


Normally I wouldn't use any sites with known paywalls but this probably explains why I didn't happen to see any on the links tonight.

Posted by: Maetenloch at February 26, 2016 02:40 AM (wqVD1)

588 583 585 I use FF; so will both CSN and CSP work?

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2016 02:42 AM (gyKtp)

589 "And I must have missed the offer of hot cocoa and a book. Damn it."

i'm having a Powerade martini...

Val-U-Rite from the freezer, some sports drink and some water.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 02:42 AM (Nf7bW)

590 599: upper left corner, where it says "File"?

pull down the menu, click on "New Private Window"...

i fing hate short cut key sets, 'cause i have big fingers and keyboards are designed for munchkins

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 02:45 AM (Nf7bW)

591 587 >> Normally I wouldn't use any sites with known paywalls but this probably
explains why I didn't happen to see any on the links tonight.

Yeah, I must go to WaPo less than 6 times a month as the article popped right up. In those rare cases where I want to read a paywalled WSJ article, I use the Google trick. (which is, paste the WSJ link into the Google bar, then click the first result)

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2016 02:46 AM (gyKtp)

592 looks like a buncha poasts just got scragged.

my reply to 599 is naow 590.

WTF?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 02:47 AM (Nf7bW)

593 Carol: so tragic about your friend, but as a healthcare person, where was the staff?

this was totes preventable, and something the Joint Commission should be told about. it's non-punitive, and the only way the system will get better.

www.jointcommission.org/report_a_complaint.aspx


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 02:50 AM (Nf7bW)

594 much less stressed than last night: got my estoppel response done for this mornings filing dead line...

now, if only the judge will have an IQ larger than their hat size.

(one can hope, no? %-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 02:52 AM (Nf7bW)

595 my reply to 599 is naow 590.

WTF?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 02:47 AM (Nf7bW)


That's why you should never respond with post numbers but include the whole "Posted by:" line to indicate who you are responding. At least, that's how I always do it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2016 02:54 AM (zc3Db)

596 586 Oh that article on IL tags got even better at the end; there are also a lot more 'expired tags' tickets being written in the state as well. Those babies will run you 50 bucks. Bwahaha.

IL, The Fuck You Hard State

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2016 02:55 AM (gyKtp)

597 Val-U-Rite from the freezer, some sports drink and some water.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 02:42 AM (Nf7bW)

Alcohol at work it _strictly_ forbidden in the policy manual at work, which sucks on the one hand but it applies to those using our service as well so it kind of balances out most days.

Plus I am really relying on Acetaminophen as a prescription tells me to avoid NSAIDS and mixing that with alcohol is a spectacularly not good idea.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at February 26, 2016 02:56 AM (F9322)

598 yeah, well, i'm a contrary SOB, TPOP...

Taurus, grunt, cav scout and all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 02:57 AM (Nf7bW)

599 Taurus, grunt, cav scout and all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 02:57 AM (Nf7bW)


Heh. Just "Taurus" would have been enough

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2016 02:59 AM (zc3Db)

600 IL, The Fuck You Hard State
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2016 02:55 AM (gyKtp)

Discovered that last summer as I was helping my brother move apartments in St. Louis - and the easiest way to get there from here includes a long stretch through The Land of Lincoln. On the way we came across numerous orange barrels and each had a sign _just_ before it announcing a 10 mph drop in the speed limit along with a sign saying ot was camera enforced.

Which of course causes slamming on breaks and traffic snarls as well, which I assume is a feature as well for IL's Hyway commission.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at February 26, 2016 03:01 AM (F9322)

601 Bete: did you check w/ your pharmacist?

technically acetaminophen is a NASID too...

"Acetaminophen (a seet" a min' oh fen), which is known as paracetamol
in Europe, is an aminophenol that is believed to act centrally as an
analgesic and antipyretic agent. While technically a nonsteroidal
antiinflammatory drug (NSAID), acetaminophen unlike typical NSAIDs
(ibuprofen, naproxen, indomethacin) has only minor effects on tissue
cyclooxygenase activity (Cox-1 and Cox-2) and appears to produce
analgesia by increasing pain thresholds, perhaps through inhibition of
the nitric oxide pathway which is activated by many pain
neurotransmitter receptors. Acetaminophen has lower antiinflammatory
activity than aspirin or typical NSAIDs. "

from the NIH website

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 03:02 AM (Nf7bW)

602 "Heh. Just "Taurus" would have been enough"

not if you were a Taurus... %-)

how the hell do you make emoticons here? no one ever tells me nuthin

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 03:04 AM (Nf7bW)

603 Bete: did you check w/ your pharmacist?
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 03:02 AM (Nf7bW)

Yep. I got my prescription from Wally World and have had 4 different pharmacists now- the first said nothing about "do not take with", the second said "Don't take with Aspirin" (as I was buying a 500 ct bottle at the same time), the third offered nothing new and the 4th said all the traditional NSADIS (Asprin, Ibuprofen, etc) were right out but I could use Acetaminophen.

Which is wonderful as I've gone through an almost 500 ct bottle of Ibuprofen while on this prescription.

So my confidence in the consistency at Wally is near my confidence that the GoPe will stick to its "No judicial hearing before the election" pledge right now.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at February 26, 2016 03:08 AM (F9322)

604 then i'm lucky i live with a good one, apparently, Bete...

not sure what state you live in, but you might want to drop a note to your local state board of pharmacy...

they all frown on poor patient counseling, which is what you got.


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 03:24 AM (Nf7bW)

605 A contest developed yesterday for Most Pathetic Statement Of The Day:

"Can someone attack me please?"
(Ben Carson, at the debate)

or

"Well, he's not supposed to be doing that."
(John Kerry, answering a Congressperson's question about why a recently former Guantanamo detainee was cutting Al Qeada recruiting videos)

Sheesh. It's a close one, but I'll give it to Horseface.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2016 03:37 AM (gyKtp)

606 not if you were a Taurus... %-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 03:04 AM (Nf7bW)


I am ... halfways, at least. Cusp of Aries and Taurus.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 26, 2016 03:47 AM (zc3Db)

607 What a short night,
Who won?
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2016 03:55 AM (fizMZ)

608 not sure Skip, but i know who lost...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 26, 2016 04:12 AM (Nf7bW)

609 Wer hat verloren?

Posted by: B. Carson at February 26, 2016 04:20 AM (WVsWD)

610 Engage Brain.

Off sock.

English please.

Who lost?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 04:21 AM (WVsWD)

611 Good Morning Everyone. Hope today is better for you than yesterday was.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 04:22 AM (WVsWD)

612 Wer hat verloren?

Ich weiss nicht. Ich habe nicht geschauen.

Guten Morgen. I hate the time difference.

Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at February 26, 2016 04:25 AM (d1RNN)

613 Hallo Fraulein Radish.

Posted by: buzzion at February 26, 2016 04:26 AM (zt+N6)

614 Sheesh. It's a close one, but I'll give it to Horseface.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2016 03:37 AM (gyKtp)

I'm going Horseface as he is in a position to do damage. At this point all Ben Carson is in a position to do right now is hurt his book sales as he isn't really in the running for the nom anymore.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at February 26, 2016 04:27 AM (F9322)

615 Wo sind sie?

Im Bayern,Ich denke aber nich sicher.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 04:28 AM (WVsWD)

616 Don't get me wrong here. I like Drudge. He is one of the few sites I check regularly.

His online polls however are not reliable in my opinion.

https://polldaddy.com/poll/9324515/?view=results

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 04:32 AM (WVsWD)

617 Tim in Illinois - Then other afternoon I pored our the Navada results trying to figure out what I was seeing was wrong, Nevada I think can't tell how many person votes there was because only God knows, they don't count them at all.

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2016 04:34 AM (fizMZ)

618 I haven't seen TPH lately or I would of asked him about it. He's from Nevada and is very knowledgeable about their system.

"God knows, they don't count them at all."

That's the way it looks.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 04:38 AM (WVsWD)

619 Ja, in Bayern. About to put on some pants and walk down to the weekly market to get some Schnitzels from a local farm. As long as I don't try to ask for anything more complicated, they can understand me

Posted by: HR traegt keine Hose at February 26, 2016 04:38 AM (d1RNN)

620 Don't eat the Schnitzel!

It's full of Schnauzer!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 04:40 AM (WVsWD)

621 Reading around Marco hounded Trump who didn't come off well, Ted I don't see yet to have any goofs, I know Ben was there but was ignored and Kasich went out for coffee or something and didn't come back in think.

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2016 04:40 AM (fizMZ)

622 Did Gub'nor Katsup tell everyone what his Daddy did for a living?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 04:42 AM (WVsWD)

623 About 6 people including me wrote simultaneously when he mentioned it wrote "Drink"

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2016 04:43 AM (fizMZ)

624 Horseface could go down as the worst SoS ever, Hildabeast has Bengazi but other than that just seemed to use her world travel miles to claim she did something.

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2016 04:46 AM (fizMZ)

625 Tim in Illinois - Then other afternoon I pored our the Navada results trying to figure out what I was seeing was wrong, Nevada I think can't tell how many person votes there was because only God knows, they don't count them at all.
Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2016 04:34 AM (fizMZ)

618 I haven't seen TPH lately or I would of asked him about it. He's from Nevada and is very knowledgeable about their system.

"God knows, they don't count them at all."

That's the way it looks.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 04:38 AM (WVsWD)


For my part, everything was counted properly.

I chaired a precinct and only those with photo ID voted. I counted and re-counted the vote in front of witnesses.

It was chaotic at the begining, but settled down soon enough.

For my part, it was actually quite enjoyable and I got a change to chat with others who don't normally get involved in politics.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2016 04:49 AM (vBeA5)

626 Hat,

I was trying to find raw vote totals for donk Caucus.

All I could find were the County Delegate counts to the State Convention.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 04:52 AM (WVsWD)

627 My guess is if you don't want to know something that you already have the answer to, why bother to count.

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2016 04:55 AM (fizMZ)

628 Hat,

I was trying to find raw vote totals for donk Caucus.

All I could find were the County Delegate counts to the State Convention.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 04:52 AM (WVsWD)


It's not clear those numbers were ever recorded. Delegates from each precint were chosen at the caucus directly.

Delegate count is all that matters because the actual vote isn't binding.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2016 04:55 AM (vBeA5)

629 So it doesn't exist then. That sounds about right.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 05:00 AM (WVsWD)

630 I better get moving
Stay safe

Posted by: Skip at February 26, 2016 05:01 AM (fizMZ)

631 Night all.

Here is "Run the night" by Wicked Lady:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDg9ljovlKA

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 26, 2016 05:04 AM (vBeA5)

632 In fact, the Pope should go ahead and beautify him, a step towards canonization as a saint.


Ahem. That's beatify.

Posted by: Guess who ? at February 26, 2016 05:25 AM (GJAN3)

633 A barrel of trolls.

Posted by: JT at February 26, 2016 05:27 AM (GJAN3)

634 From the Zuckerberg story: "'All Lives Matter' is one of a number of
coded phrases that tell employees of color that they don't really
belong."

They'd feel much more included if they realize that "all" is a coded phrase whose secret meaning translates as "all".

Posted by: Dan Kojak at February 26, 2016 05:34 AM (zfjOq)

635 Camille Paglia is back at salon (dot) com... New stuff!

Yeah, I know what your thinkin', like, who gives a shit, but she's at it this time about some "soulless juggernaut" and she slays teh bitch!

Her link is back up at Drudge, so it's OK.

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at February 26, 2016 06:18 AM (5csB/)

636 test

Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2016 06:21 AM (xAdXB)

637 Got to work for our content today. Made me appreciate it more, it did.

Posted by: fluffy at February 26, 2016 06:22 AM (UhKT0)

638 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2016 06:28 AM (ptqRm)

639 Knock, knock, is this thing on?

Posted by: Farmer at February 26, 2016 06:28 AM (o/90i)

640 The 64K question is will we get and EMT or not today? It is frustrating to spend 3 to 3.5 hours putting together news links and then have to post them on the ONT where they get lost. The have them willowed an hour later when someone posts at 08:30.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 06:30 AM (t2KH5)

641 mornin' folks

Posted by: wing at February 26, 2016 06:31 AM (Ohl7S)

642 Your guess is as good as any.

Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2016 06:32 AM (xAdXB)

643 Vic, I think the safe thing is to assume no. Less frustration that way.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 06:33 AM (WVsWD)

644 SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) -- In the latest twist in Illinois' financial crisis, the state is getting a windfall of $1.2 million - and growing - thanks to its decision to stop mailing reminders to motorists to renew their license plate stickers.

You see, in previous years the state would send out reminder notices (like most states do, I suspect) that it is time to renew your plates. In IL, there is a $20 fine if you fail to renew within 30 days of expiration. So by stopping sending of the notices, they are reaping a windfall of many more late fines from the unsuspecting rubes, er citizens, of IL.
*Laughs and points at IL residents, as a +former+ IL resident*
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 26, 2016 02:40 AM

Doesn't surprise me. One time I failed to renew my driver's license. Didn't know until we went on vacation and I tried to rent a car. Boy was the wife pissed when she had to do all the driving!

For some reason my county wasn't listed and so I never got a reminder.

Hi VIA. *waves* What are you doing up at this unearthly time?

Posted by: Farmer at February 26, 2016 06:34 AM (o/90i)

645 let er rip Vic ...

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 26, 2016 06:35 AM (eUbDe)

646 Farmer, a reminder to renew your DL or your plate sticker? Been a Illinois resident all my life, minus time in the Army, never gotten a reminder to renew my DL. Sticker for plate I have.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 06:37 AM (WVsWD)

647 IL still sends the email reminders. Cost like $2 to pay online but it's well worth it.

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 26, 2016 06:38 AM (eUbDe)

648 643
Vic, I think the safe thing is to assume no. Less frustration that way.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 06:33 AM (WVsWD)

Will have to wait until next week to see if Andy is back. He must have gone on vacation or be on a buisness trip somewhere. If this continues I may have to just DC the daily news links. My guess is that less than half the Morons here actually read them anyway. In fact, my guess is at least 25% of the audience here don't read any comments, they just post and move on. When I can't keep up with the comments on some of these threads as fast as I read there have to be a LOT of people who do nothing but post.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 06:40 AM (t2KH5)

649 I love your news links Vic. It's the highlight of my morning. Just started the coffee.

Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2016 06:41 AM (xAdXB)

650 They don't send out reminders here either but you can renew my internet of phone if you have renewed in person within the past 10 years; as long as you are below 65. Once you are 65 or older you have to renew in person every 5 years (eye test)

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 06:43 AM (t2KH5)

651 @640
Vic your efforts are always appreciated here. I usually check the ONT the next morn and appreciate the news you post.

Now WTF is up, I can't copy and paste here and the site keeps crashing. It's been this way for a few days, very frustrating.

Posted by: Farmer at February 26, 2016 06:44 AM (o/90i)

652 Don't stop the links Vic.

When possible, I read them all.

Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at February 26, 2016 06:44 AM (oxcYa)

653 What irks me is that if I lived in GA my DL would be good for life. My father had one that was lifetime there because he was a vet during war time. Here in SC they do nothing for vets unless they are disabled.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 06:44 AM (t2KH5)

654 In Ill you now register online for a reminder to get new plates and in my area, a reminder for emissions testing. I can see a lot of people will have expired tags this year and any money saved (bullshit) on not doing the mail outs, will be sucked up by cops pulling over expired tags.

Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2016 06:45 AM (8ikIW)

655 I like reading your stuff Vic. If I have taken my BP meds no more than a half hour earlier.

Talk about stuff to boil your blood.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 06:45 AM (WVsWD)

656 Vic I always look for your links, though often too late to bother commenting on them. I always want to catch your brief take on the latest, even if it is something I already read about. Thanks for taking the time.

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 26, 2016 06:45 AM (eUbDe)

657 655
I like reading your stuff Vic. If I have taken my BP meds no more than a half hour earlier.



Talk about stuff to boil your blood.





Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 06:45 AM (WVsWD)

I take BP meds 5:30 am and pm.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 06:47 AM (t2KH5)

658 "It's the highlight of my morning."
Seconded!

Posted by: random lurker at February 26, 2016 06:47 AM (+tRIN)

659 Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 06:40 AM (t2KH5)

Always try to catch your links, Vic. I appreciate the effort.

Posted by: BignJames at February 26, 2016 06:48 AM (x9c8r)

660
I see the liberal blogs/news sites are losing their minds over Ted Cruz holding up a bill to help Flint, Michigan with it's water problems because he wanted time enough to read the bill before voting on it. The monster!
His people say that now that he has read it, he has withdrawn his "hold" on the bill.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 26, 2016 06:48 AM (KlVdw)

661 Illinois still has no budget. Mostly due to the State Workers Union. donktards pandering and the most stupid change to the Il Constitution will guarantee that Il will be the first State to declare bankruptcy.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 06:48 AM (WVsWD)

662 In fact, the Pope should go ahead and beautify him,

What does the Pope do-Give him a facial and a makeover and new highlights in his hair.? That was a wonderful typo or autocorrect. Thx.

It's beatify. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2016 06:49 AM (w4NZ8)

663 If we don't have a EMT by 7:05 I will assume there will not be one and I'll put them here because I have an appointment in town at 0800 for Dr to look at BP since it has been running 200/100 for a while. Probably because of news links.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 06:50 AM (t2KH5)

664 I've subscribed to Consumer Reports for years. I don't always agree with their take on stuff, but it is one more review to look at or at the least, a way to look at things before I shop. Now, though they are begging for money big time in an email and whenever you go to their online mag. Starting to feel like PBS during pledge week/month.
I'm thinking it's time to quit them.

Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2016 06:50 AM (8ikIW)

665 Hi Vic




Vic, a solid vote here that you keep up the links.

In a fast moving world, your links and your presence are a stabilizing presence.




Why am I up this early?
Internal alarm still goes off at 0600, and I usually arrive here around 0610-0625.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2016 06:51 AM (ptqRm)

666 661
Illinois still has no budget. Mostly due to the State Workers Union.
donktards pandering and the most stupid change to the Il Constitution
will guarantee that Il will be the first State to declare bankruptcy.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 06:48 AM (WVsWD)

Wh controls the State legislature in IL now?

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 06:51 AM (t2KH5)

667 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2016 06:52 AM (u82oZ)

668 664
I've subscribed to Consumer Reports for years. I don't always agree with
their take on stuff, but it is one more review to look at or at the
least, a way to look at things before I shop. Now, though they are
begging for money big time in an email and whenever you go to their
online mag. Starting to feel like PBS during pledge week/month.
I'm thinking it's time to quit them.


Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2016 06:50 AM (8ikIW)

I used to subscribe to CR. Then they went green and green became more important that whether a product worked or not. After that I dropped them.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 06:53 AM (t2KH5)

669 Damn, I had a shout out to Farmer and the rest of you in there.

And it went *POOF*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2016 06:53 AM (ptqRm)

670 Vic, if the news links are hurting your BP, just drop them. We'd rather have you here in the comments than otherwise.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2016 06:53 AM (u82oZ)

671 "Then they went green and green became more important that whether a product worked or not. After that I dropped them."

Ditto

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2016 06:54 AM (ptqRm)

672 @646
Tim, I was referring to the notice to renew your DL, not exactly what the post I quoted was about. They usually send a form for you to mail in, I never got one that time.

And as for eye tests Vic mentioned...one time I went in and when they had me look into the dookickey it was all black. I said I don't see anything. Idiot hadn't turned the damn light on in the machine!

Why are so many IL people up this early? You, Bruce, Illinwek and me? At least Vic is an hour ahead of us.

Posted by: Farmer at February 26, 2016 06:54 AM (o/90i)

673 660

I see the liberal blogs/news sites are losing their minds over Ted
Cruz holding up a bill to help Flint, Michigan with it's water problems
because he wanted time enough to read the bill before voting on it. The
monster!
His people say that now that he has read it, he has withdrawn his "hold" on the bill.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 26, 2016 06:48 AM (KlVdw)

I would make my vote on that bill conditional on the people who screwed everything up there go to jail.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 06:54 AM (t2KH5)

674 Wh controls the State legislature in IL now?


Posted by: Vic

The Dems. But the gov is GOP.

Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2016 06:55 AM (8ikIW)

675 Dr to look at BP since it has been running 200/100 for a while. Probably because of news links. Posted by: Vic-we have no party


Geez, that's off the chart on the high side. Seriously bad.

Posted by: mega machines at February 26, 2016 06:55 AM (fbovC)

676 Vic,

the Senate is 39-20 in favor of the tards.

The House is 71-47 in favor of the tards.

Rauner keeps vetoing the budget bills and they survive the override votes just barely.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 06:56 AM (WVsWD)

677 Ditto what VIA said. Mornings would be pretty lonely without the early morning crowd and Vic's links.

Posted by: freaked at February 26, 2016 06:56 AM (BO/km)

678 Morning all. Ben Shapiro's speech from yesterday at CSULA is posted at Breitbart. Definitely worth a look and the Q and A afterwards also interesting and compelling.

Posted by: small town girl at February 26, 2016 06:56 AM (sUwfN)

679 Who is going to do what needs to be done to fix this country?Cruz, Rubio, Trump? Society will never allow them to do the things that need to be done. Let the Beast finish it off. People who think we can bring it back are pissing in the wind. It's over my friends. Time to be real let it go. Once the people elected Oblammo to a second term, we should realize that this party is over.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2016 06:57 AM (ucDmr)

680 670
Vic, if the news links are hurting your BP, just drop them. We'd rather have you here in the comments than otherwise.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2016 06:53 AM (u82oZ)

LOL, that comment was Vic snark. Even Obama can't actually cause your BO to increase.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 06:57 AM (t2KH5)

681 I see the liberal blogs/news sites are losing their minds over Ted

Cruz holding up a bill to help Flint, Michigan with it's water problems

because he wanted time enough to read the bill before voting on it. The

monster! His people say that now that he has read it, he has withdrawn his "hold" on the bill.
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 26, 2016 06:48 AM


Damn hard to do your actual job when you're jonesin' so bad to be Preezy, isn't it?

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 26, 2016 06:57 AM (D+xyy)

682 Why are so many IL people up this early? You, Bruce, Illinwek and me? At least Vic is an hour ahead of us.

Posted by: Farmer

Before I retired, I was up at 3:45 AM to go to work for the last 30 years. 7 years later it is still pretty much a habit. Coffee is always a draw as is this site.

Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2016 06:58 AM (8ikIW)

683 574 The Dems. But the gov is GOP.


Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2016 06:55 AM (8ikIW)

Well no chance on making IL a right to work State then.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 06:58 AM (t2KH5)

684 Posted by: MrScribbler at February 26, 2016 06:57 AM (D+xyy)

You've never voted for anyone in the Congress or a sitting Governor for President?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2016 06:59 AM (w4NZ8)

685 Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2016 06:52 AM (u82oZ)

Thanks; I am happy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2016 07:00 AM (w4NZ8)

686 Farmer,

I'm usually up around 2am. Early to bed and early to rise.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 07:01 AM (WVsWD)

687 664 I've subscribed to Consumer Reports for years. I don't always agree with their take on stuff, but it is one more review to look at or at the least, a way to look at things before I shop. Now, though they are begging for money big time in an email and whenever you go to their online mag. Starting to feel like PBS during pledge week/month.
I'm thinking it's time to quit them.
Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2016 06:50 AM (8ikIW)
___________________

I dropped them when they were pimping O-Care.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 26, 2016 07:02 AM (df5V4)

688 I worked rotating shift work for a long time. The I worked office with occasional shit work. But my last 10 years I was getting up at around 3 am and going to work between 4:30 and 5:00. It was the only time I could get work done w/o the phone ringing off the line.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:02 AM (t2KH5)

689

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 26, 2016 07:03 AM (HSmrB)

690 "donktards pandering and the most stupid change to the Il Constitution
will guarantee that Il will be the first State to declare bankruptcy." Tim

The best, or maybe only way to change things is to show public unions are fraudulent quid quo pro operations, and they give unfair advantages to for their union dues. As obvious as that is, they have run the state for so long it will take something extreme to release us from the Chicago mob.

Blago went to prison, then Quinn got in winning three or four counties, but only needs Cook. Now we got Rauner who seems to be standing up to the Democrats that still dominates the legislature. But a deal made with the unions to reduce their freebies was fought in court and Illinois lost. So all those golden entitlements that went underfunded for decades are supposed to be paid out.

Now Chicago wants some bailouts from the state as well. Jesse Jackson's son is out of the big house and in the half way house, but all the "Jesse hires" are still sucking in their checks. If the economy (finally) turns after so much easy money manipulation, we are in a worse position than most of the country. Worst credit rating in the country.

Posted by: Illiniwek at February 26, 2016 07:03 AM (eUbDe)

691 670 Vic, if the news links are hurting your BP, just drop them. We'd rather have you here in the comments than otherwise.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 26, 2016 06:53 AM

Seconded. As much as I love your news Vic...200/100 is NOT good. I'm on 3 meds for BP that all work different ways, can't your doc find some combo that gets it down?

Posted by: Farmer at February 26, 2016 07:04 AM (o/90i)

692 WTG, Maet. Very nicely done.

Posted by: creeper at February 26, 2016 07:05 AM (736E+)

693 You've never voted for anyone in the Congress or a sitting Governor for President?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2016 06:59 AM


He has a job, Fenelon, one he is paid -- and pretty damn well -- to do. That takes priority over campaigning. It would, in fact, look better to the thinking voters if he did that.

Rafael is a bit Dondi-esque about this. He wasn't in the room when the Senate voted on Loretta Lynch, was elsewhere when they voted for Choom Boy's Iranian nuke deal. In essence, that was two "yea" votes for the Choom Gang.

If you can't do your job, you don't deserve a promotion. Even if you're the Canado-Cuban Great Hope.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 26, 2016 07:05 AM (D+xyy)

694 Good Morning Morons. Today is Friday, February 26, 2016. Today will be cut short because I have a doctor's appointment early this morning. Also, I am going to do something a little different with the "day in history" thing. I am going to use the same one from last year and you will see why.


On this day in 1987 the Tower Commission "rebuked" RR over the Iran-Contra deal. Compare Iran-Contra to the general lawlessness of the current administration. Now we have an administration where the major lieutenants are using the IRS as a political weapon, lying to congress, ignoring court orders, giving weapons to Mexican drug dealers which they use to shoot and kill border patrol agents and al infinitem. The list of felonies and lawbreaking is so large it would take too long to list them. So what is the difference? A Republican President with a Democrat Congress vs A Democrat President with a Republican Congress.


Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:05 AM (t2KH5)

695 Evidently the GOP Debate last night wasn't a debate. It was a couple of junkyard dogs going after Trump with a RINO leading the way. But I guess it was good for ratings even if it was bad for the Republican winner whoever that will be.


http://tinyurl.com/jeufjwk

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:06 AM (t2KH5)

696 A special counsel accuses the IG office of a lax investigation into the VA. She even went so far as to say the IG went after the whistleblowers that ratted them out in the first place. Having worked in QA for a few years (expected rotation for senior people) I can tell you that is a VERY serious allegation. It can even result in criminal charges in some cases. But the other thing about this charge is that, if born out, it would be indicative of heavy pressure from above to cover up VA malfeasance. If I were doing the investigation into this that is exactly the string I would be pulling. It would probably be a waste of time though, since impeachment is off the table, even for sub-lieutenants.


http://tinyurl.com/hm96tyy

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:06 AM (t2KH5)

697 This is a sweet picture of Spring lambs in Cornwall.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/jcfglyy

My sister and BIL live in Cornwall-lovely place

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2016 07:06 AM (w4NZ8)

698 Finally; a group of false charging blacks get what the asked for. The stupid bents charged whites with assault and making racial slurs (hate crime). After review of the us video (bet they didn't know the camera was there) the police found that not only was there no attack by whites and no racial slurs by whites, but the blacks were actually the aggressors who attacked the whites. There is no word on racial slurs by the blacks because probably the camera had no sound, but I'll bet there were plenty. Incredibly the blacks have been charged with a misdemeanor for making a false police report (this would have been a felony in SC) and two black girls were charged with misdemeanor assault. Good thing this did not go to a University star panel.


http://tinyurl.com/z7ej4sr

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:06 AM (t2KH5)

699 Oh - o, another call for gun control coming up. A worker at a plant in Kansas went postal and started shooting people before police could get there and terminate him.


http://tinyurl.com/h33sxgz

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:06 AM (t2KH5)

700 Obama's best buddy has gone the route of Saddam Hussein and started awarding cash bonuses to the families of terrorists who will wire themselves and blow themselves up in Israeli crowds. Yep, Iran is flush with cash now thanks to Obama and they will spend it "wisely".


http://tinyurl.com/heh2aqv

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:06 AM (t2KH5)

701 It seems that Iowa had this hidden law that prevented parents from teaching their children gun shooting and safety because it made children handling a gun a crime. The legislature fielded a bill to correct this and of course the anti-gun nuts, big mommy government freaks, and general idiots have come out of the woodwork to oppose it . . . in the name of safety of course.


http://tinyurl.com/hkaeoo

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:07 AM (t2KH5)

702 Senile old college graduate with health problems doesn't know the difference between the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. But what difference does it make now when you want to go after guns. (she also needs to get some new pollsters because even rank and file Democrats do not want more gun control more on that later)


http://tinyurl.com/zartzuh

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:07 AM (t2KH5)

703 Seattle not satisfied with running the hamburger heavens out of town now wants to get the city involved in how employers build the schedules for workers. Seattle is really turning into a Fascist empire. If you think these proposed rules are "reasonable" just remember one thing, in most cases these rules always start out reasonable but after a while the idiocy always creeps in. The secret is to never ever let the camel's nose into the tent. But some people never learn that.


http://tinyurl.com/htpku4o

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:07 AM (t2KH5)

704 Corrupt Obama administration wants Congress to bail out Puerto Rico who went full socialist spending billions of dollars it did not have and is now bankrupt, Why is it that Democrats NEVER want cities and States to suffer the consequences of their bad decisions?


http://tinyurl.com/jbogk3o

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:07 AM (t2KH5)

705 The Gaystapo is going after a Christian bakery in TX now. The big difference is TX doesn't have those stupid laws that allow them to sue the baker into bankruptcy. So instead they are overwhelming the bakery with violent threats. They truly are the Gaystapo, no joking aside. Note that when the baker directed the couple to bakeries that would do the cake they requested they were not interested.


http://tinyurl.com/zhaoax6

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:08 AM (t2KH5)

706

Governor Sandoval says he has already told the WH he is not interested in the Supreme Court. Personally I think this whole thing is a head fake by Obama to get the Senate to cave.


http://tinyurl.com/jlxce

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:08 AM (t2KH5)

707 Recall a few weeks ago I posted a comment with link where the University of TX thought he had a way of getting around the campus carry law recently passed in TX? Well he got shutdown right fast by the TX AG. So now he is taking his ball and going home.


http://tinyurl.com/jlxcea9

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:08 AM (t2KH5)

708 Bill Clinton campaigning for Scankles in Rock Hill, SC plays to a massive crowd of 200. Hey Bill, you are in the wrong part of the State. You need to go down to the counties around Charleston and Orangeburg.


http://tinyurl.com/zkxaxne

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:08 AM (t2KH5)

709 Who is going to do what needs to be done to fix this country?Cruz, Rubio, Trump? Society will never allow them to do the things that need to be done. Let the Beast finish it off. People who think we can bring it back are pissing in the wind. It's over my friends. Time to be real let it go. Once the people elected Oblammo to a second term, we should realize that this party is over.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2016 06:57 AM

Hey chavez, how's it going?

Posted by: Farmer at February 26, 2016 07:08 AM (o/90i)

710 FBI admits the Apple case could set a new legal precedent. Is this what their intent has been all along? There are a lot of unanswered questions on this whole mess.


http://tinyurl.com/hz3a8uv

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:08 AM (t2KH5)

711 It was the only time I could get work done w/o the phone ringing off the line.


Posted by: Vic

I did it because the trucks started to unload at 5 AM and if there was a problem, I could take care of it right away. Plus, we ran a 24 hour operation and stuff would hit the fan at night.
Plus, it was a 40 mile trip to work and I hated driving in the ever worsening rush hour traffic. Plus, I could be on a golf course by 3 PM in the nice weather.

Posted by: Bruce at February 26, 2016 07:09 AM (8ikIW)

712
Corrupt AG Eric Holder used a fake name for his email address to avoid FOI requests. Will Obama be "rebuked"?


http://tinyurl.com/hg8yt68

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:09 AM (t2KH5)

713 Al Twana Sharpton says he will leave the country if Trump wins. We always have one of the stupid liberals claiming they will leave the country if they don't get their way. So why don't the ever leave? Because like all liberals, they are liars.


http://tinyurl.com/z9bt5uf

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:09 AM (t2KH5)

714
Supporting the Constitution is now racist per BLM thugs.


http://tinyurl.com/gpzodsp

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:09 AM (t2KH5)

715 New polls show Trump beating the Rube in FL. That means the Northern part of the State and the panhandle must have a large Trump following.


http://tinyurl.com/hzytedp

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:09 AM (t2KH5)

716 Airplane flights are longer and have more turbulence due to non-existent global warming. So say the "experts", or should I say the con-artists seeking your money.


http://tinyurl.com/zq5upa3

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:10 AM (t2KH5)

717 I guess it's just a coincidence that both Donald Trump and Ben Carson are being audited by the IRS. Yeah, pure coincidence.

Fuckers. Nixon only talked about using the IRS, this administration is actually doing it. But impeachment is off the table.

Posted by: mega machines at February 26, 2016 07:10 AM (fbovC)

718 Beck and Fox are now at war with Breitbart and BB fires back.


http://tinyurl.com/zjqnyak

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:10 AM (t2KH5)

719 We here at AOS are not the only ones who have noted to shift in Fox News to the left. Fox has never been a "conservative" news network in their news department. But it has been gradually shifting more to the left. Here they say Fox is at a three year low with Republicans (who are not necessarily conservative).


http://tinyurl.com/hthb6s9

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:10 AM (t2KH5)

720 Posted by: MrScribbler at February 26, 2016 07:05 AM (D+xyy)

So, you've never had this complaint about any other Senator or Governor running for Governor before?
That's good to know. I think we should only vote for
retired businessmen who are millionaires. Heck, let's get Bloomberg in., maybe some retired NBA stars? Perhaps a retired fabulously wealthy singer.?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2016 07:10 AM (w4NZ8)

721 Let's open those borders wider, Zika has now come to the US. Thank you Obama for another disease.


http://tinyurl.com/hq6c5mt

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:10 AM (t2KH5)

722 Democrats in SC ain't fond of gun control either.


http://tinyurl.com/jzpl85l

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

723 Nigeria 11,500 Christians dead, 13,000 churches burned. This is Nigeria alone. But Kerry has to form a committee to determine if Christian genocide by the muzzies is occurring.


http://tinyurl.com/hd3dpom

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

724 Attorney General Loretta Lynch reiterated, while testifying before a House panel Wednesday, that it is against the law for President Obama to transfer detainees from the Guantanamo Bay prison to U.S. soil.


So does that make his plans to bring them here a conspiracy? He will do it anyway and congress will do nothing.


http://tinyurl.com/z7zjn6q

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

725 Heritage on the illegal Net Neutrality regulations. On an interesting note you see Obama's direct fingerprints on this rule that wants to turn Internet service providers into public utilities fully regulated by the Washington government.


http://tinyurl.com/zv57o4s

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:11 AM (t2KH5)

726 Ramirez


http://tinyurl.com/zs359vn

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:12 AM (t2KH5)

727 The Daily Deals


http://tinyurl.com/jc9c39l


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:12 AM (t2KH5)

728 Vic, while I don't get in here every day, on the days I do I read your links. But I'm telling you, my friend, it ain't worth 200/100 on the BP machine. If you just need a little comment love, you've got it. Otherwise, get the hell off the net for a week and take a vacation. I promise you, it will still be there when you get back.

Posted by: creeper at February 26, 2016 07:14 AM (736E+)

729 Mornin' 'rons and 'ronettes.

Rev. Al Sharpton told attendees at a Center for American Progress Action Fund event Thursday he would flee the country if Donald Trump won the election.



It moved.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 26, 2016 07:14 AM (HMt16)

730 Vic-I wouldn't risk your health for the sake of links.
Your work in appreciated, but your family and friends need and love you.

What helped my BP was meditation (not the eastern type) and taking cinnamon which is known to reduce BP, but I realize that you can't take anything without permission from the Dr.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2016 07:14 AM (w4NZ8)

731 f this continues I may have to just DC the daily news links. My guess is that less than half the Morons here actually read them anyway. In fact, my guess is at least 25% of the audience here don't read any comments, they just post and move on. When I can't keep up with the comments on some of these threads as fast as I read there have to be a LOT of people who do nothing but post.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 06:40 AM (t2KH5)

I rarely comment on them as I tend to get up well after everyone has moved on but your links are one of the things I love most in any given day.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at February 26, 2016 07:15 AM (Ojki1)

732 It's the highlight of my morning."
Seconded


Thirded!

Posted by: JT at February 26, 2016 07:15 AM (T9sxm)

733 I dropped them when they were pimping O-Care.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 26, 2016 07:02 AM

I still get Consumer Reports from my lefty SIL as a Christmas gift. They just stack up until we need to make a major purchase and then I look at them. It is a help sometimes, didn't know they went leftard.

Posted by: Farmer at February 26, 2016 07:15 AM (o/90i)

734 709: Farmer! How are you? Hope you, the wife, and the doggehs are doing well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2016 07:16 AM (ucDmr)

735 Thankyew, thankyew, Vic.

Not through all the links yet, but some of those I've gotten through -- like the Seattle story -- are real doozies.

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were making 'em up. They'd be easier to take if you were!

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 26, 2016 07:16 AM (D+xyy)

736 Best line of last nights debate... Trump of course, 'the wall just got 10 feet taller'.

Posted by: mega machines at February 26, 2016 07:16 AM (fbovC)

737 Want to learn something faster? Try this.
From John Hopkins University.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hof9sh7

Posted by: goon at February 26, 2016 07:17 AM (gy5kE)

738 736 Best line of last nights debate... Trump of course, 'the wall just got 10 feet taller'.


He's used it before at rallies. It always draws a big response so I guess he figured he'd pull it out at the debate.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 26, 2016 07:18 AM (HMt16)

739 These are pretty neat pictures of a volcano taken by drone-what colors!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/zffg6lq

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2016 07:19 AM (w4NZ8)

740 B'More has a violence problem.

And, it's not just firearms.

http://tinyurl.com/hm2xfbz

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2016 07:20 AM (ptqRm)

741 Vic , your link to the Texas CC on Campus goes to the Sandoval Story.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 07:20 AM (WVsWD)

742 733: Farmer, they have always been leftard. They just quit hiding it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2016 07:20 AM (ucDmr)

743 Try as I might to get over my anger and disgust with the Fucking Republican Party, I'm just not succeeding.

Fuck these motherfucking traitors. They should all be imprisoned and/or shot for what they've done to my country.

All of them.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 26, 2016 07:21 AM (Dttnn)

744 728
Vic, while I don't get in here every day, on the days I do I read your
links. But I'm telling you, my friend, it ain't worth 200/100 on the BP
machine. If you just need a little comment love, you've got it.
Otherwise, get the hell off the net for a week and take a vacation. I
promise you, it will still be there when you get back.


Posted by: creeper at February 26, 2016 07:14 AM (736E+)

I'm sure the 200/100 is not due to the comments. That was snark. And I did take last week off because of a Hoagy Charmichael song about the rocking chair.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:21 AM (t2KH5)

745 735 If I didn't know better, I'd think you were making 'em up. They'd be easier to take if you were!


Posted by: MrScribbler at February 26, 2016 07:16 AM (D+xyy)

The country would sure be in better shape.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:23 AM (t2KH5)

746 My sister and BIL live in Cornwall-lovely place
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2016 07:06 AM

TY FS. Always enjoy your calming contributions to this often tumultuous place.

Posted by: Farmer at February 26, 2016 07:23 AM (o/90i)

747 gee thanks Maet... that was a great ONT-- if you're getting tired of doing them pass it off to another Moron

Posted by: tomc at February 26, 2016 07:24 AM (2SwnW)

748 B'More has multiple Harbor Freight stores.

I blame this random and senseless violence on cheap, saturday night specials of the knife world.

B'More needs more common sense knife control.

http://tinyurl.com/j9rbp6k

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 26, 2016 07:26 AM (ptqRm)

749 osted by: Farmer at February 26, 2016 07:23 AM (o/90i)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2016 07:27 AM (w4NZ8)

750 Attorney General Loretta Lynch reiterated, while testifying before a House panel Wednesday, that it is against the law for President Obama to transfer detainees from the Guantanamo Bay prison to U.S. soil.
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It's also against the law (and the constitution) for Obama to issue executive order amnesties to millions of illegal aliens (as both Obama himself admitted, and two federal courts have since confirmed), yet Loretta went in front of the senate and testified during her AG confirmation hearings that she had no problem with Obama's EO's.

And yet those assholes still went ahead and voted to confirm Lynch as the nation's top law enforcement officer.

And they still can't understand why American voters are so pissed off.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 26, 2016 07:27 AM (df5V4)

751 good morning everyone

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 26, 2016 07:28 AM (uZNvH)

752 Thank you Vic.

Posted by: Infidel at February 26, 2016 07:28 AM (xAdXB)

753 Fix for UT President taking ball home


http://tinyurl.com/zb3jhqn

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 26, 2016 07:30 AM (t2KH5)

754 Morning all. Ben Shapiro's speech from yesterday at CSULA is posted at Breitbart. Definitely worth a look and the Q and A afterwards also interesting and compelling.
Posted by: small town girl at February 26, 2016 06:56 AM (sUwfN)


amazing, as usual

he's a warrior, although the "Happy Warrior" may not work anymore

I'm halfway through it, so far.

I'm using the link someone gave me last night.

http://livestream.com/YAF/events/4870270

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 26, 2016 07:30 AM (qCMvj)

755 Has anyone heard Alan West's name as VP

Posted by: Jake from Planet State Farm at February 26, 2016 07:31 AM (msVAP)

756 This is a nice photo with a quote from a Psalm:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/hlndjcc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2016 07:31 AM (w4NZ8)

757 Morning horde.

Happy Friday.

How long it stays happy is up to you.

*scrolls up for VNN

Thanks Vic!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 26, 2016 07:32 AM (jw8e2)

758 FBI admits the Apple case could set a new legal precedent. Is this what
their intent has been all along? There are a lot of unanswered questions
on this whole mess.


That seems to counter the argument that this is all a big nothingburger and it's nothing that Apple hasn't done before.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks, proudly wearing the 'Andrew Branca Called You An Asshat' label at February 26, 2016 07:33 AM (PFy0L)

759 Hey broder, we know how to reduce that blood pressure to almost zero. Just keep a can of Narcan around.

Posted by: Mexican Heroin Merchant at February 26, 2016 07:34 AM (fbovC)

760 Thanks Vic.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 07:35 AM (WVsWD)

761 Dump up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 26, 2016 07:35 AM (rwI+c)

762 Today would have been Jackie Gleason's 100th birthday:

http://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/events070226/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2016 07:35 AM (w4NZ8)

763 Has anyone heard Alan West's name as VP

Posted by: Jake from Planet State Farm at February 26, 2016 07:31 AM


No, and I doubt anyone will, at least this time around.

He has really taken a low profile in the last four years. Yes, I'm aware that he has a blog, but so do any number of people who aren't being considered for the VP slot either.

No matter how good you are, you have to be visible to be chosen for a big-time gig.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 26, 2016 07:35 AM (D+xyy)

764 I cant imagine the Olympics not being disrupted due to the zika virus.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 26, 2016 07:36 AM (iQIUe)

765 Thanks, Vic. I look forward every morning to your posts, as they are how I keep track of what's going on. It is appreciated.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at February 26, 2016 07:36 AM (2Bjv9)

766 709: Farmer! How are you? Hope you, the wife, and the doggehs are doing well.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2016 07:16 AM

Doing well, and now I can even cut and paste, thanks pixy.

The older doggeh, Bailey, is finally recovering from a torn acl last Oct. It's good to see her really using that leg and back to close to normal. She just got up and barked at me to take her out.

Posted by: Farmer at February 26, 2016 07:36 AM (o/90i)

767 "Thing about Latinas, or at least the Tex-Mex ladies with whom I've had some close acquaintance, is this:



There are no other women in the world who will, after a heated argument:



1) Throw all your clothes on the front lawn

2) Tear up every picture of you she can find

3) Trash you to every person who's ever heard of you

4) Slash your tires and key your car

5) And still have dinner waiting for you on the table when you get home.



The word 'mercurial' comes to mind, but it doesn't quite encompass the fullness of the phenomenon.



I've had two Tex-Mex girlfriends, and they were wonderful and terrifying, and I'm grateful to have known them and survived.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 26, 2016 01:03 AM (lutOX)"

Mercurial is one way to put it. As for myself, I have now sworn off Latinas, at least from Venezuela.

I survived but sometimes I wonder if that was the best outcome.

Posted by: John Bobbit at February 26, 2016 07:37 AM (QHgTq)

768 Nood EMT

Posted by: Bitter Jamie Farr at February 26, 2016 07:37 AM (vQ0IT)

769 "Intellectually, these professors are no different than someone whose actions are defined by an irrational fear of sharks, witchcraft, or vaccines," the student group said."

This is one of those "I wish I could of thought of that" comments.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 07:38 AM (WVsWD)

770 Since the EMT consists of nothing but this is the EMT, maybe Vic could post the EMT and his links?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 26, 2016 07:38 AM (iQIUe)

771 So much to read this morning! It's taken me 45 minutes to get through the VNN. Great links today Vic. Thanks.

The casual hypocrisy on both the Democrat and GOP sides and the total disregard for the country is totes infuriating. This is one reason why I hope there will be a cleansing fire directed at Washington bureaucrats. Prison is enough, for some, but dropping a few on the front lines in Afghanistan or Syria be fine with me too. Make the corrupt bastards like Lew Alcindor and John Cornyn pick up a rifle and do some real work for a change.

Posted by: MTF at February 26, 2016 07:40 AM (TxJGV)

772 Honestly Vic, you are my main source of news and have been for a while. Thank you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2016 07:42 AM (EZebt)

773 So the content has gone from text based analog to GUI?? Nice! We're catching up to 1985!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 26, 2016 07:47 AM (SeD0w)

774 I am so happy Melissa Click is toast at Mizzou. Sad part is, she'll end up with more money at an Ivy League school. She'll probably be in the background crowd at Hillary's inauguration too.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 26, 2016 07:49 AM (SeD0w)

775 Has anyone heard Alan West's name as VP
Posted by: Jake from Planet State Farm at February 26, 2016 07:31

It's been mentioned here, I think on the ONT recently.

I might get down to Bloomington-Normal this weekend. You bartending at Pub 1 this weekend?

Posted by: Farmer at February 26, 2016 07:50 AM (o/90i)

776 "717
I guess it's just a coincidence that both Donald Trump and Ben Carson are being audited by the IRS. Yeah, pure coincidence.



Fuckers. Nixon only talked about using the IRS, this administration is actually doing it. But impeachment is off the table.

Posted by: mega machines at February 26, 2016 07:10 AM (fbovC)"


Nixon talking about using the IRS to go after his political opponents was one of the items on the articles of impeachment that Hillary Clinton helped draw up.

Since Obama has now established that setting the IRS loose on your political opponents is perfectly OK, it will be fun to see what President Trump does with this power.

Or we could start firing people at the IRS and sending the worst ones to prison for obeying illegal orders.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 26, 2016 07:59 AM (QHgTq)

777
"Intellectually, these professors are no different than someone whose
actions are defined by an irrational fear of sharks, witchcraft, or
vaccines," the student group said."



This is one of those "I wish I could of thought of that" comments.





Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Blah, blah,blah at February 26, 2016 07:38 AM (WVsWD)

The real reason the left is so anti gun is that those are all people who know that if they had guns they would go around shooting people. They project their own poor impulse control onto everyone around them. Once you realize that - they become understandable. The next time a leftist starts in on gun control around you agree with him that he shouldn't have a gun, and ask him if he has considered seeing a psychiatrist for that problem. Be very concerned when you do so.

Posted by: An Observation at February 26, 2016 08:17 AM (bzIWr)

778 Vic!
I usually don't get to your headlines in time and don't like commenting on dead threads but I love your news links and read them almost everyday! I search them out! Favorite way to get my news in the morning, even if I wake up too late to politely tell you how much I like them!
(Hope you see this)

Posted by: Sugar Plum Fairy # 176-671 at February 26, 2016 09:55 AM (hnCis)

779 This one goes out to Melissa Click:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_1QCnDesrg

Posted by: Socratease at February 26, 2016 04:05 PM (FqHs5)

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