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Open Thread
William Stanley Haseltine, "Evening Scene" (n.d.)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at February 17, 2016 10:55 AM (u9OP6)
Posted by: Bruce at February 17, 2016 10:56 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Feh at February 17, 2016 10:56 AM (wzYhq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 10:57 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 17, 2016 10:57 AM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 17, 2016 10:57 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 10:57 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: MrScribbler at February 17, 2016 10:57 AM (JPmdJ)
Posted by: French Jeton at February 17, 2016 10:57 AM (WMvHw)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2016 10:57 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mimzey at February 17, 2016 10:57 AM (aRUb8)
Posted by: angela urkel at February 17, 2016 10:58 AM (QV9Vt)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2016 10:58 AM (ohWrE)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Yada, yada, yada.... at February 17, 2016 10:58 AM (WVsWD)
(And to carry over something from the previous thread, I highly recommend the Ciardi translation of The Divine Comedy. The footnotes alone are worth the price.)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 17, 2016 10:59 AM (RD7QR)
I got your art right here!:
The much-anticipated fighting game Street Fighter V has only been available at retailers for a few hours, but players are already noticing something very peculiar about veteran series character Chun-Li.
Namely, that under certain circumstances, the character's ample bosoms can end up briefly flopping around all over the place as though they've been possessed.
http://tinyurl.com/hexl6k7
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 17, 2016 10:59 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: DaveA at February 17, 2016 10:59 AM (DL2i+)
Namely, that under certain circumstances, the character's ample bosoms can end up briefly flopping around all over the place as though they've been possessed.
Chun-Li = Chumly from PawnStars?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2016 11:00 AM (ohWrE)
Translated with my decoder ring:
Be sure to drink your Haseltine.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Lord of the Ring Around the Collar at February 17, 2016 11:01 AM (SqM8E)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 17, 2016 11:01 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: MrScribbler at February 17, 2016 10:57 AM (JPmdJ)
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Nah..they're coming in thru the southern border, bringing in drugs, aliens and alien drugs...
Posted by: Mimzey at February 17, 2016 11:02 AM (aRUb8)
Worth repeating:
HBO Documentaries Homegrown The Counter Terror Dilemma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5rJ2fz-qXI
Remember that this was made before last years wave of terrorism abroad and here.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 17, 2016 11:02 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: eman at February 17, 2016 11:02 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2016 11:02 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 17, 2016 11:02 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Fritz at February 17, 2016 11:02 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: angela urkel at February 17, 2016 11:03 AM (QV9Vt)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 17, 2016 11:03 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 17, 2016 11:03 AM (iQIUe)
You may be right. Whatever, the trees sure don't look happy. Where's Zombie Bob Ross?
Posted by: MrScribbler at February 17, 2016 11:04 AM (JPmdJ)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 17, 2016 11:04 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Majorie Rawlings at February 17, 2016 11:04 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: VidOmnia at February 17, 2016 11:04 AM (56u+o)
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at February 17, 2016 11:04 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 17, 2016 11:04 AM
Hudson River? I prefer the Hudson Hornet.
With Twin H-Power.
Posted by: MrScribbler at February 17, 2016 11:05 AM (JPmdJ)
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at February 17, 2016 11:04 AM (ZQfW9)
It's an evening scene from Mars.
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 17, 2016 11:05 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Dang at February 17, 2016 11:05 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: DaveA
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Posted by: Freud at February 17, 2016 11:06 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2016 11:06 AM (w4NZ8)
stupid is putting your faith in the GOP time after time, vote after vote, and expecting a different result
Trump is the end of the world. Cruz is the only one able the challange him so far and beat him
do they support him
no
fuck off
Posted by: ThunderB at February 17, 2016 11:06 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 17, 2016 11:06 AM (mI6S9)
Just think -- 2000 plus years ago Romans were looking at similar trees thinking that like us our civilization would last forever.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 17, 2016 11:06 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Last at February 17, 2016 11:06 AM (8HiDF)
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 17, 2016 11:07 AM (mI6S9)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 17, 2016 11:07 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2016 11:07 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Mimzey at February 17, 2016 10:57 AM (aRUb
Shut up Mimzey!
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 11:08 AM (xuouz)
http://tinyurl.com/hexl6k7
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 17, 2016 10:59 AM (kdS6q)
I am shocked, shocked to discover Capcom animators would do that! hehe
In other gaming news, I'm hoping The Division turns out to be good.
Posted by: Mainah at February 17, 2016 11:08 AM (659DL)
Trump is an asshole, btw.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 17, 2016 11:08 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Bruce
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Complacency. The Republic killer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2016 11:08 AM (n22zQ)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zkpemxz
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2016 11:09 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2016 11:07 AM (w4NZ
I couldn't get through the purgatorio but I was reading it on my own.
Tangent: the fact that Aristotle is referred to as "The Philosopher" throughout renaissance literature is so badass.
I motion we refer to Ace as "The Blogger"
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 11:09 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Hedley Lamar at February 17, 2016 11:09 AM (SPaCH)
Today, I'll be answering a few emails that I've been neglecting. Expect one or two.
Posted by: Chi at February 17, 2016 11:09 AM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Mainah at February 17, 2016 11:08 AM (659DL)
My buddy has played it and I keep meaning to ask him, but he spends every waking second playing Xcom 2
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 11:10 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2016 11:11 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Hedley Lamar at February 17, 2016 11:09 AM (SPaCH
So about lighting 1 sparkler then.
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2016 11:11 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2016 11:11 AM (ohWrE)
Posted by: Hedley Lamar at February 17, 2016 11:09 AM (SPaCH)
Exactly what I thought. The whole point of sparklers is the sparks, that was just a shitty bonfire.
Next time spread them out.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 11:11 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2016 11:12 AM (LJEFX)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 17, 2016 11:13 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: buzzion
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Looks kind of Dismal to me.
(That's a local joke. Bingle "great dismal swamp")
Posted by: Chi at February 17, 2016 11:13 AM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 17, 2016 11:13 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: The Stupid Party at February 17, 2016 11:14 AM (326rv)
Well, as you know from reading them. the pilgrim himself had done through a lot of difficult stuff as do many people he meets and they persevere because of their faith, and their reliance on God working through the prayer. Perseverance is certainly a vital aspect of doing sports, isn't it? I've re-read these books many times and always enjoyed doing so.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2016 11:15 AM (w4NZ8)
bit.ly/218IlVs
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 11:15 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 17, 2016 11:15 AM (WlQGZ)
Maybe we can get Jazz Shaw as a cob? He did say that he was retiring from there.
Posted by: VidOmnia at February 17, 2016 11:16 AM (56u+o)
For, in the conflict of armies, amidst the shouts and shocks of battle, and especially in the hour of victory, justice and mercy, and moderation, which are essential to the integrity of popular institutions, are, necessarily, more or less, trampled on and disregarded. The phrenzy of retaliation is deaf to the appeals of honor and equity. That sacred regard for law which, as we have seen, is essential to the existence of civil liberty, yields to the demands of temporary expediency, and the pressure of sudden emergencies. Habits of lawlessness are thus created and cherished.
The law begins to lose its sacred character in the eyes of the citizen. The vindictive passions of the popular heart, begin to break through all restraints, and to riot in disorder and licentiousness; prudence yields to passion; reason, to revenge; and all, to the sword.
Thus the progress of the national demoralization goes on; till the public mind, diverted or driven from the ordinary pursuits of life, becomes absorbed and transported by the wild enthusiasm of victory and conquest; or, it sinks into despondency and despair, when disaster and defeat befall the national arms.
Waitman Thomas Willey - Wheeling, January 17, 1854
http://preview.tinyurl.com/grxgcrj
Posted by: Accidental Historian at February 17, 2016 11:16 AM (TwqJ7)
We have a Great Swamp" in NJ. one of things good things wealthy liberals did was to band together so the land wasn't made into an airport.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2016 11:17 AM (w4NZ8)
Wonder how many AR-15s are at the bottom of that pond?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Yada, yada, yada.... at February 17, 2016 10:58 AM (WVsWD)
Lost in tragic boating accidents.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 17, 2016 11:17 AM (5f5bM)
Gotta love the Orwellian tweet from Jack Dorsey, who watched his stock drop like a rock right after he issued it:
Twitter stands for freedom of expression, speaking truth to power, and empowering dialogue. That starts with safety.
Posted by: MTF at February 17, 2016 11:18 AM (TxJGV)
https://youtu.be/pJEe8LFtD4o
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2016 11:18 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: rickb223
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We ain't noways skeered... just a bit skittish.
Posted by: The Trees at February 17, 2016 11:19 AM (n22zQ)
Wow. Pretty much anything after 6:00 pm last night haz zero comments. Dayum.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2016 11:19 AM (ohWrE)
Take your time. I know you're busy.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 17, 2016 11:19 AM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 11:09 AM (xuouz)
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You're getting a little ahead of yourself. He shall be refereed to as "The Blogger" when he is written about, long after his death, during "Renaissance II: The De-Feminizing".
Posted by: NotCoach at February 17, 2016 11:20 AM (rsudF)
Posted by: MTF at February 17, 2016 11:20 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at February 17, 2016 11:21 AM (0q5p8)
It looks to me like something Roger Dean would've drawn in his early days.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 11:21 AM (LUgeY)
Oh, ffs. Freedom does not start with safety, you numbnuts.
Freedom is inherently dangerous. "Speaking truth to power" should be a risky position if those you're "speaking" to are actually...powerful.
A safe little nest of chirping birds is not revolutionary.
Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2016 11:22 AM (iweze)
Posted by: Mainah at February 17, 2016 11:08 AM (659DL)
My buddy has played it and I keep meaning to ask him, but he spends every waking second playing Xcom 2
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 11:10 AM (xuouz)
I'm old enough to have played the original when it came out. Cool game. Hard as balls.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2016 11:22 AM (kpqmD)
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>>>>>> Wow. Pretty much anything after 6:00 pm last night haz zero comments. Dayum.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2016 11:19 AM (ohWrE)
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Don't worry. I'm sure Hot Gas will replace all their old commenters with a whole new class of FB retards
Posted by: L, Elle at February 17, 2016 11:22 AM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 17, 2016 11:23 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2016 11:19 AM (ohWrE)
Comments are there. Comment counters not working yet as per post by Ed yesterday.
Posted by: db at February 17, 2016 11:23 AM (Wozau)
This is a painting of the afterglow from the awesome RPG shot I took on Negan's goons.
Nibble on this!
Posted by: Daryl from TWD at February 17, 2016 11:23 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 17, 2016 11:24 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 11:24 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2016 11:24 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 17, 2016 11:24 AM (u5gzz)
Congress needs to approve another bazillion H-1 visas to bridge the commenter gap there.
There just aren't enough qualified Americans available.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 11:24 AM (LUgeY)
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>>>>>> Wow. Pretty much anything after 6:00 pm last night haz zero comments. Dayum.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2016 11:19 AM (ohWrE)
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Don't worry. I'm sure Hot Gas will replace all their old commenters with a whole new class of FB retards
Posted by: L, Elle at February 17, 2016 11:22 AM (2x3L+)
There's an illegal immigration parallel here.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2016 11:24 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: buzzion
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Looks kind of Dismal to me.
(That's a local joke. Bingle "great dismal swamp")
Posted by: Chi at February 17, 2016 11:13 AM (OUpHg)
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It is the 'Great grey-green greasy Limpopo River, all set about with fever trees' and we as the Elephant's Child will find out what the Government has for breakfast.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 17, 2016 11:25 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 17, 2016 11:25 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 17, 2016 11:25 AM (1g+wZ)
So....Twitter "shadowbanning"....is that speaking truth to pow--no, wait, freedom---nope, check that, empowering....?
Nah, not seeing it.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 17, 2016 11:25 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2016 11:07 AM (w4NZ
I couldn't get through the purgatorio but I was reading it on my own.
Tangent: the fact that Aristotle is referred to as "The Philosopher" throughout renaissance literature is so badass.
I motion we refer to Ace as "The Blogger"
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 11:09 AM (xuouz)
I got through Purgatorio on the second try. It's worth the effort. It's Paradiso that stopped me -- I just can't get more than halfway, perhaps because there's no actual conflict being resolved.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 17, 2016 11:25 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 11:24 AM (LUgeY)
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Doing the commenting that Americans won't do?
Posted by: NotCoach at February 17, 2016 11:25 AM (rsudF)
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/donald-trump-is-really-unpopular-with-general-election-voters/
Hello President Sanders!
Posted by: TallDave at February 17, 2016 11:25 AM (74ZYB)
Drilling down in to the stories. Not seeing 'em.
No loss. Just weird.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2016 11:25 AM (ohWrE)
That's what I was told this morning. Went back again and sure enough they are but sometimes it took a bit for them to materialize.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2016 11:25 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2016 11:26 AM (zt+N6)
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He seems like a nice guy and not a dick like Ed Morrisey, but he's kind of a bore. Rdbrewer' art posts are more interesting than anything that guy writes.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 17, 2016 11:26 AM (2x3L+)
Posted by: TallDave at February 17, 2016 11:27 AM (74ZYB)
Posted by: stace at February 17, 2016 10:52 AM (ozZau)
I'm sure that they are sitting on a TON of his quotes to pummel him with if he wins the nomination. That is why the MFM wants him to win...
Posted by: Timon at February 17, 2016 11:27 AM (KSonr)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2016 11:27 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2016 11:19 AM
Comment counter isn't working, you have to go into the threads, and look at 5 comments at a time.
That was a bit of hilarity last night, me thinks there may be some fine tuning to be done yet.
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2016 11:28 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 11:28 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 17, 2016 11:25 AM (xWW96)
Ace of Spades nood art threads: now with seascapes! Thanks facebook!
Posted by: Ghost of kari - posting from the future! at February 17, 2016 11:28 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 17, 2016 11:29 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 11:29 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 17, 2016 11:29 AM (9krrF)
Gee on twitter I've been added to the RejectedAnimals/woof-woof-wednesday list. Sounds subversive. lol
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 17, 2016 11:29 AM (iQIUe)
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I'm no scientist or anything but sparklers should be used at night.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2016 11:29 AM (Nwg0u)
Japan suffers its very own Brandon Lee tragedy. Even a 'prop' katana has a point. Geez poor guy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2016 11:30 AM (xahWh)
I wish it were the end of November already.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2016 11:30 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 11:28 AM
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Tranny.
jk
Actually, I have no idea
Posted by: L, Elle at February 17, 2016 11:31 AM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2016 11:31 AM (kpqmD)
I am reminded that it is the anniversary of the birth of Moliere (1606-166
"Le siècle s'encannaile furieusement." (Our times are becoming horribly vulgar.)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2016 11:31 AM (n22zQ)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/project-mermaids-18.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2016 11:31 AM (xahWh)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 17, 2016 11:24 AM (xWW96)
Yep. I looked last night.
I used to comment there as juliesa, but less often recently. Too many assholes on some threads. I have fake FB account for sites like that but I don't use it anymore. I just don't like it.
It can get pretty rough and tumble here, but I really think ace's policy against personal attacks works well.
Posted by: stace at February 17, 2016 11:32 AM (ozZau)
10,000 of anything should be pretty awesome, but that wasn't anywhere close.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 11:33 AM (LUgeY)
I sense a MURMR in the force....
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 11:33 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 17, 2016 11:33 AM (1g+wZ)
Posted by: stace at February 17, 2016 11:34 AM (ozZau)
My current impression is we are all living 'The Raft of the Medusa' (Gericault). Will HotAir's problems swamp the raft of reason and sans-culottes?
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 17, 2016 11:34 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: 22 Acacia Avenue at February 17, 2016 11:34 AM (MSOpC)
Posted by: stace
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Tell that to Grammie Winger.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2016 11:34 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2016 11:34 AM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 17, 2016 11:35 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: donna at February 17, 2016 11:35 AM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2016 11:34 AM (n22zQ)
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...and buzzion
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 11:35 AM (8XRCm)
Tell that to Grammie Winger.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2016 11:34 AM (n22zQ)
Uh oh. What happened?
Posted by: stace at February 17, 2016 11:35 AM (ozZau)
Hey RD....
Thanks for the recent warm weather themed paintings.
The snowy cold landscapes was depressing the hell out of me.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Timon at February 17, 2016 11:27 AM (KSonr)
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Well, his primary competition could do the same thing. Don't ya think?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 17, 2016 11:36 AM (LXJ1e)
I sense a MURMR in the force....
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 11:33 AM (8XRCm)
As if a billion annoying, ghey clown boys cried out at once and were silenced...
Posted by: Obi Wan joncelli at February 17, 2016 11:36 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Was always amused by the name "Great Dismal Swamp."
I assume early settlers named it, because the local Indians were smart enough to walk a few miles away from it.
The Great part is probably because of it's huge expanse. The Dismal part because of the prolific population of mosquitos, feral pigs, and black bears.
Still, people chose to live right beside the thing. Now, there are ginormous overpriced plastic neighborhoods surrounding a swamp, and the buyers complain about the stink, bugs and bears.
Longtime locals usually just say "Here's your sign."
Posted by: Chi at February 17, 2016 11:36 AM (OUpHg)
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Are there boobs?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2016 11:36 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 17, 2016 11:36 AM (ZWyZJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2016 11:36 AM (FsuaD)
MURICA!
Posted by: President Donald Herbert Mountain Dew Comancho Trump at February 17, 2016 11:37 AM (lHWU9)
What happened?
Posted by: donna
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It was one of those, 'I didn't know the gun was loaded' slips. It was adjudicated an accident.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2016 11:37 AM (n22zQ)
Was kind of a let down. I remember when "Mythbusters" lit a 5 gallon can full of matchheads one time. It was a far larger flame.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 17, 2016 11:37 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 11:24 AM
Thanks, It's only a short 21 page address, but only for android devices.
It was the result of a random sequence of words entered into google search.
Posted by: Accidental Historian at February 17, 2016 11:37 AM (TwqJ7)
Uh oh. What happened?
Posted by: stace at February 17, 2016 11:35 AM (ozZau)
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they're dead
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 11:36 AM
Whew, I thought it was gonna be something serious.
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2016 11:37 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at February 17, 2016 11:33 AM
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Imagine what we could do with anything from Robert Mapplethorpe.
That's a great idea. Rdbrewer, are you listening?
But no Mapplethorpe. Picasso would be cool.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 17, 2016 11:37 AM (2x3L+)
Tell that to Grammie Winger.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2016 11:34 AM (n22zQ)
Uh oh. What happened?
Posted by: stace at February 17, 2016 11:35 AM (ozZau)
Murdered by FenelonSpoke with a mere word. Very scary.*
*I kid, I kid.
Posted by: Obi Wan joncelli at February 17, 2016 11:38 AM (RD7QR)
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Presumably, re-established Red Wolves.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2016 11:38 AM (n22zQ)
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Are there boobs?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2016 11:36 AM (Nwg0u)
I said no pleasure...
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2016 11:39 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 11:39 AM (LUgeY)
I wish it were the end of November already.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2016 11:30 AM (w4NZ
Maybe I am just a jaded old crone, but Sanders doesn't seem particularly warm to me. Or caring. And his teeth give me the creeps-I expect his jaws to extend like a shark.
Okay, that was mean. But there is something off about him, and I can't really put my finger on what it is. I guess it's that gut instinct that you are supposed to follow.
Posted by: Moki at February 17, 2016 11:40 AM (7q2ch)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 11:36 AM (8XRCm)
Dayum. Ace is pretty serious about that policy.
Posted by: stace at February 17, 2016 11:40 AM (ozZau)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 17, 2016 11:40 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 17, 2016 11:41 AM (2x3L+)
What happened?
Posted by: donna
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It was one of those, 'I didn't know the gun was loaded' slips. It was adjudicated an accident.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Friendly Fire incident.
Sad, but a reality of life here at the HQ.
Posted by: Chi at February 17, 2016 11:41 AM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2016 11:31 AM (kpqmD)
That's a great book, part of a series. Speaking of, I need to get the second one, Gathering Blue.
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 17, 2016 11:41 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: VidOmnia at February 17, 2016 11:41 AM (56u+o)
There are none.
Almost as if there is a boycott.
heh.
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 17, 2016 11:41 AM (e6z6y)
doesn't seem particularly warm to me. Or caring. And his teeth give me
the creeps-I expect his jaws to extend like a shark.
Okay, that was mean. But there is something off about him, and I
can't really put my finger on what it is. I guess it's that gut instinct
that you are supposed to follow.
Posted by: Moki at February 17, 2016 11:40 AM (7q2ch)
It's the Socialism. It's like a disease. And his creepy rape fantasy stuff.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2016 11:42 AM (FsuaD)
Posted by: stace at February 17, 2016 11:40 AM (ozZau)
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pffffffft.... when he's here.
Remember in grammar school when the teacher went down the hall for fifteen minutes and left all the third graders unsupervised.
Just.like.here.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 11:42 AM (8XRCm)
Yup. That's The Big Guy telling you something, in my experience.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 11:42 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2016 11:43 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Insomniac
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*senses an opportunity for another Moliere quote*
Le ciel défend, de vrai certains contentements;
Mais on trouve avec lui des accommodements.
(True, Heaven forbids us certain pleasures;
But there is always a way to arrange things.)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 17, 2016 11:43 AM (n22zQ)
____________________________________________
I think the comments might only be visible if you sign in with Facebook.
Posted by: NotCoach at February 17, 2016 11:43 AM (rsudF)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hdxuy8g
I knew nothing about Willey, but looks like an interesting character.
Posted by: Accidental Historian at February 17, 2016 11:43 AM (TwqJ7)
Posted by: Chi at February 17, 2016 11:43 AM (OUpHg)
Given that she's not going to get 98% of the black vote, I agree.
I think the best match is Cruz v Hillary, you need a competent prosecutor to make the case to the American people that they really shouldn't elect a confessed felon.
Posted by: JEM at February 17, 2016 11:43 AM (o+SC1)
When it comes to safety, everyone plays a role
Twitter empowers every voice to shape the world. But you can't do that unless you feel safe and confident enough to express yourself freely and connect with the world around you. To help give your voice more power, Twitter does not tolerate behavior intended to harass, intimidate, or use fear to silence another user's voice.
Working together, we will ensure Twitter is a platform where anyone, anywhere can express themselves safely and confidently.
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This will end well.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2016 11:44 AM (Lixdp)
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It's all the shouty shout shoutiness. And hi Moki!
Posted by: L, Elle at February 17, 2016 11:44 AM (2x3L+)
Okay, that was mean. But there is something off about him, and I can't really put my finger on what it is. I guess it's that gut instinct that you are supposed to follow.
Posted by: Moki at February 17, 2016 11:40 AM (7q2ch)
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He's a self-confessed communist and writer of rape. Isn't that skeevy enough?
Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2016 11:44 AM (Fmupd)
But, you know, stick one whip up someone's ass and that's all you'll be known for.
At least Giger had a movie to fall back on.
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 17, 2016 11:44 AM (V40IZ)
The caption was, "This is what happens when everyone gets a participation trophy."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2016 11:44 AM (FsuaD)
He breaks out in terrible rashes if exposed to bright yellows, blues and reds.
Although he can handle some greens, Michigan State's Kermit colored basketball uniforms sent him to the hospital for a short time.
This is why he sticks with bland, non-descript landscapes.
Posted by: jwest at February 17, 2016 11:45 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2016 11:45 AM (IYFje)
Instead of 'dear,' it was 'dead'
Muab-dib should fear her.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2016 11:45 AM (xahWh)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 11:33 AM (LUgeY)
100,000 Melissa Clicks.
Not awesome.
100,000 Melissa Clicks vs 100,000 jihadist scumbags.
Still probably not awesome. But I'll shoot WETA an email and have them load it up in MASSIVE to see whether there's anything worth watching there.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 11:45 AM (xuouz)
But, you know, stick one whip up someone's ass and that's all you'll be known for.
At least Giger had a movie to fall back on.
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 17, 2016 11:44 AM (V40IZ)
Don't forget the pinky finger in the dickhole. I wish I was kidding.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 17, 2016 11:45 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 11:46 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2016 11:46 AM (aQQbl)
He's the one-legged guy who hates water and coaches the sports teams. Has a "Dictionary" that he keeps propped open on a rock.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 17, 2016 11:47 AM (B8JRQ)
But, you know, stick one whip up someone's ass and that's all you'll be known for.
At least Giger had a movie to fall back on.
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 17, 2016 11:44 AM (V40IZ)
Wasn't Mapplethorpe's anus the one that hosted said bull whip handle? And what did Giger do?
Posted by: Obi Wan joncelli at February 17, 2016 11:47 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 17, 2016 11:41 AM (e6z6y)
____________________________________________
I think the comments might only be visible if you sign in with Facebook.
Posted by: NotCoach at February 17, 2016 11:43 AM (rsudF)
Nope.
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 17, 2016 11:47 AM (e6z6y)
Posted by: kraken at February 17, 2016 11:47 AM (sdxPm)
There are none.
Almost as if there is a boycott.
heh.
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 17, 2016 11:41 AM (e6z6y)
There are comments. For some reason it says 'No Comments' on the page but if you click it comments will show up.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2016 11:47 AM (Lixdp)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2016 11:45 AM (IYFje)
Great, six years for him to make a decision about anything.
Posted by: Obi Wan joncelli at February 17, 2016 11:47 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2016 11:47 AM (FsuaD)
Given that she's not going to get 98% of the black vote, I agree.
I think the best match is Cruz v Hillary, you need a competent prosecutor to make the case to the American people that they really shouldn't elect a confessed felon.
Posted by: JEM
Nah, Sanders would be way easier to beat, especially if the guy is honest enough to actually have a debate about Socialism and not just lie his ass off that he's really a moderate.
Plus it would come through loud and clear that Sanders is a crank. Hillary is like an old comfortable shoe, and that "first female President" schtick is going to get some traction.
I'd rather have Sanders but I highly doubt he's going to be the nominee.
Posted by: Kal at February 17, 2016 11:48 AM (74hKk)
Posted by: SMFH at February 17, 2016 11:48 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 17, 2016 11:48 AM (e6z6y)
Posted by: Sporkatus at February 17, 2016 11:49 AM (HtLSE)
Nothing as repulsive as Mapplethorpe that I know of.
He designed the Alien creature and did the Brain Salad Surgery cover.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 11:49 AM (LUgeY)
Instead of 'dear,' it was 'dead'
Muab-dib should fear her.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2016 11:45 AM (xahWh)
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With a knick kanck Kwisatz Haderach
Give the dog a bone
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 11:49 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: kraken at February 17, 2016 11:47 AM (sdxPm)
Already crumbling the day they cut the ribbon.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 11:49 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 17, 2016 11:50 AM (B8JRQ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2016 11:50 AM (Lixdp)
No more bullwhip or pinky talk please.
I just rubbed my eyes so hard my back hurts.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 11:50 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Scared For The Future Commenter at February 17, 2016 11:51 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 11:51 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 17, 2016 11:51 AM (V40IZ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2016 11:51 AM (Lixdp)
Posted by: Moki at February 17, 2016 11:51 AM (7q2ch)
Owned by his wife the slumlord who rides around in a Rolls w/driver.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 11:51 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: willow at February 17, 2016 11:51 AM (9XzdI)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 11:51 AM (8XRCm)
Ever hear of 'sounding'
Go ahead, search. I'll wait here
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2016 11:52 AM (Lixdp)
Posted by: Kal at February 17, 2016 11:48 AM (74hKk)
He won't. We've got that covered
Posted by: Democrat SUPER Delegates at February 17, 2016 11:52 AM (KSonr)
Posted by: kraken at February 17, 2016 11:47 AM (sdxPm)
I guess that's it. Did the crumbling apartment schtick in Warsaw, with people who lived through communism and don't want it back.
Posted by: Moki at February 17, 2016 11:53 AM (7q2ch)
Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2016 11:22 AM (iweze)
That's why the 1960s Revolution Chic is so aggravating. "The Man" was a feckless opponent and they knew it.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 17, 2016 11:53 AM (VdICR)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hj7g4z4
But usually people think of this Pony-Girl as his usual subject matter.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mqjpdqj
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2016 11:53 AM (xahWh)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2016 11:53 AM (IYFje)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 17, 2016 11:53 AM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Sporkatus at February 17, 2016 11:54 AM (HtLSE)
No.Fucking.Way.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 11:51 AM (8XRCm)
Ever hear of 'sounding'
Go ahead, search. I'll wait here
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2016 11:52 AM (Lixdp)
Dear God......
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2016 11:54 AM (aQQbl)
Posted by: Wade Garrett at February 17, 2016 11:54 AM (OUpHg)
But, you know, stick one whip up someone's ass and that's all you'll be known for.
C'mon, sticking a bullwhip up your ass is as normal as ... as ... uh ... well ... as normal as ... (jump in any time here)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2016 11:54 AM (oKE6c)
Posted by: SMFH at February 17, 2016 11:55 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2016 11:55 AM (IYFje)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2016 11:55 AM (xahWh)
Go ahead, search. I'll wait here
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2016 11:52 AM (Lixdp)
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**flips thru Urban Dictionary**
**gasps**
Why?? I mean.... WTF?
Next thing somebody is going to tell me is somebody has stretched their tear duct enough to accept a fully erect penis.
And no... Im not look that up.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 11:55 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 11:55 AM (xuouz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2016 11:55 AM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Kal at February 17, 2016 11:48 AM (74hKk)
He won't. We've got that covered
Posted by: Democrat SUPER Delegates
What's funny is if anyone had a real beef with the whole "smoke filled room" element it should be Bernie Sanders. The Dem Party really is hand picking their nominee.
Compared to Donald Trump that's screaming and melting down over nonsense like GOP donors being at a GOP debate.
Posted by: Kal at February 17, 2016 11:55 AM (74hKk)
http://tinyurl.com/klzz3ss
In a paper from the University of California, 17 patients with 17 objects were chronicled. Objects included 'speaker wire, an AAA battery, open safety pins, a plastic cup, straws, a marble, and a cotton-tipped swab.'
No no no no no no no no no no no no
A plastic cup???
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2016 11:55 AM (Lixdp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 17, 2016 11:55 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 17, 2016 11:56 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 11:51 AM (LUgeY)
Shouldn't that have been a Zil?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2016 11:56 AM (oKE6c)
OK, how do you combine these two into a single dread?
Posted by: Young HR Giger at February 17, 2016 11:56 AM (VdICR)
Stuff like that doesn't bother me.
I admit to being intrigued at the idea of having a bar inside a museum. Luved the pix.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 11:56 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 11:56 AM (xuouz)
Go ahead, search. I'll wait here
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2016 11:52 AM (Lixdp)
You are a horrible person. I should have known better...
Posted by: Timon at February 17, 2016 11:57 AM (KSonr)
Go ahead, search. I'll wait here
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2016 11:52 AM (Lixdp)
AoSHQ rule: Don't google anything!!
Dear God......
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2016 11:54 AM (aQQbl)
See....toldja.
Posted by: Mainah at February 17, 2016 11:57 AM (659DL)
Go ahead, search. I'll wait here
Posted by: RWC
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You are a sick sick man for even knowing such things...
Posted by: Wade Garrett at February 17, 2016 11:57 AM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 17, 2016 11:57 AM (39g3+)
Speaking of art, it appears that at least on Polish magazine gets it about the muzzie rape horde crossing Europe.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 17, 2016 11:58 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2016 11:58 AM (xahWh)
Posted by: kraken at February 17, 2016 11:58 AM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Accidental Historian at February 17, 2016 11:59 AM (TwqJ7)
Posted by: Chi at February 17, 2016 11:59 AM (OUpHg)
What is one of the primary rules of AoSHQ?
Never ever look-up an unfamiliar term.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2016 11:58 AM (xahWh)
Shhhhh. Initiation for the HA refugees.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2016 11:59 AM (FsuaD)
It works the same way visualization works for whatever you want to do, not just sport. If you want something in your life, act like you have it, visualize having it, with every breath you take, and God provides. It's where that phrase, "Be careful what you wish for..." comes from.
Posted by: Last at February 17, 2016 11:59 AM (8HiDF)
No no no no no no no no no no no no
A plastic cup???
Yeah the rest of that stuff, not so odd, but a cup...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 17, 2016 11:59 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 17, 2016 11:59 AM (VdICR)
Never ever look-up an unfamiliar term.
It says so right here in the first chapter of the AoSHQ Style Guide:
*ahem*
1. Never violate Rule #34 under any circumstances.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 11:59 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 17, 2016 11:59 AM (Qvgg/)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2016 12:00 PM (91LL3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 17, 2016 12:00 PM (FkBIv)
The Moron Horde skill set is wide and deep.
Posted by: Accidental Historian at February 17, 2016 11:59 AM (TwqJ7)
If Emily Sears is asking...yes, yes I am.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2016 12:00 PM (Lixdp)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2016 12:00 PM (IYFje)
objects were chronicled. Objects included 'speaker wire, an AAA battery,
open safety pins, a plastic cup, straws, a marble, and a cotton-tipped
swab.'
"Who are we to tell them how to love? It's just another lifestyle choice, as valid as any other!" /liberal
I think I told the story of a friend who, to cheer up his med school application, volunteered at SF General. The stories that guy told ... (shudders). One of the worst: a guy with a light bulb up his ass. It slipped and went ALL the way in. Now ... how to get it out, without breaking it?
I don't bother to recite all the pervs who do housework in the nude and fall on cucumbers etc. that are inexplicably left on the floor, standing on end. Who hasn't had THAT happen?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2016 12:00 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 17, 2016 11:59 AM (39g3+)
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Red Solo Cuup!!
YOU fill ME up!!
Lets have a party
Lets have a party.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 12:01 PM (8XRCm)
No, no, no, today's the day we were supposed to run out of oil.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 12:01 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2016 12:01 PM (91LL3)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 17, 2016 11:59 AM (39g3+)
The open safety pins are a bit out there.
*not to say straws and batteries are normal
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2016 12:01 PM (Lixdp)
The Moron Horde skill set is wide and deep.
*****
We're gonna need a bigger speculum...
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 17, 2016 12:01 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 17, 2016 11:47 AM (e6z6y)
______________________________________________
I'll take your word for it.
Posted by: NotCoach at February 17, 2016 12:02 PM (rsudF)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 17, 2016 11:59 AM (39g3+)
Not so odd?? A AAA battery?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2016 12:02 PM (oKE6c)
so it has to be worse.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2016 12:00 PM (91LL3)
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STOP!!
STOP RIGHT THERE!!
STOP IT!!
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 12:02 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 17, 2016 11:59 AM (Qvgg/)
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I don't know. What time is it supposed to start?
Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2016 12:02 PM (Fmupd)
I'm sulking away now, looking at this pen like.... no. No F'n way.
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2016 12:02 PM (aQQbl)
http://tinyurl.com/zqllnqe
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 17, 2016 12:03 PM (39g3+)
Sidenote, HA still has no comments on any topic since last night. I wonder how long that will continue...
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at February 17, 2016 12:03 PM (6JL3d)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 17, 2016 12:03 PM (39g3+)
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No effin way Im clicking that.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 12:04 PM (8XRCm)
Give the dog a bone
-
That old man'll call the White House home.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2016 12:04 PM (Nwg0u)
Never ever look-up an unfamiliar term.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 17, 2016 11:58 AM (xahWh)
Shhhhh. Initiation for the HA refugees.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Cold.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2016 12:04 PM (ohWrE)
I like being relatively innocent.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 12:04 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 17, 2016 12:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Accidental Historian at February 17, 2016 12:05 PM (TwqJ7)
Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2016 12:05 PM (Fmupd)
http://tinyurl.com/zqllnqe
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 17, 2016 12:03 PM (39g3+)
Screw PuppyMonkeyBaby.
Gimme SpiderSnake
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2016 12:05 PM (Lixdp)
Posted by: Chi at February 17, 2016 12:06 PM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...not Spartacus at February 17, 2016 12:06 PM (RFeQD)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 17, 2016 12:04 PM (39g3+)
I know. I was just kidding. You'd think anything up your urethra would be incredibly painful.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2016 12:06 PM (oKE6c)
Nothing ever beat the guy with the potato Ricer...not that people weren't trying, though.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2016 12:07 PM (91LL3)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 17, 2016 12:07 PM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 17, 2016 12:07 PM (VdICR)
If anyone sees any of them here, let me know and I'll expose them.
Posted by: Mimzey at February 17, 2016 10:57 AM (aRUb
Shut up Mimzey!
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 17, 2016 11:08 AM (xuouz)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Has you seenz any yet?? If you do...act like you don't know. They're sneaky lil suckers.
Posted by: Mimzey at February 17, 2016 12:07 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 17, 2016 12:07 PM (B8JRQ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 17, 2016 12:04 PM (39g3+)
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Hmmm. When I was in ICU once, I had a catheter. It was kind of cool not having to get up to piss.
Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2016 12:08 PM (Fmupd)
Her wee-wee hole.
Annnd now I've totally skeeved myself out again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2016 12:08 PM (FsuaD)
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Since we're on roll....
Alt your leisure.... look up "17th century cure for syphilis" sometime.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 12:08 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Obi Wan joncelli at February 17, 2016 12:08 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: kraken at February 17, 2016 12:09 PM (sdxPm)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 17, 2016 12:09 PM (39g3+)
It's not the fish swimming up there that hurts, it's the barbed fins that hold it in place.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2016 12:10 PM (91LL3)
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 17, 2016 12:11 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: Sporkatus at February 17, 2016 12:11 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 17, 2016 12:11 PM (iQIUe)
Nothing ever beat the guy with the potato Ricer...not that people weren't trying, though.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2016 12:07 PM (91LL3)
Uhhhh, do we want to know where that ended up?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 17, 2016 12:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 17, 2016 11:45 AM (IYFje
Talk about voting for gridlock.
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2016 12:12 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2016 12:12 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at February 17, 2016 12:13 PM (91LL3)
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 12:13 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2016 12:14 PM (aQQbl)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 17, 2016 12:14 PM (HMt16)
That was completely uncalled for and on it's way to being the greatest thread ever.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2016 12:14 PM (91LL3)
Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2016 12:14 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 17, 2016 12:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2016 12:14 PM (aQQbl)
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Hey.... if I could find my keys... we'll just turn on the headlights and drive out of here.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at February 17, 2016 12:15 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2016 12:15 PM (91LL3)
When I was in the recovery room after my CABG-2, I axed the nice nurse if I was catheterized, just to be on the safe side.
She answered in the affirmative, after which I made the Ruprecht Relief Face.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 12:15 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2016 12:16 PM (aQQbl)
That was completely uncalled for and on it's way to being the greatest thread ever.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2016 12:14 PM (91LL3)
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Indeed.
Posted by: Soona at February 17, 2016 12:16 PM (Fmupd)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 17, 2016 12:14 PM (39g3+)
He's probably waiting to see how the show does this season so he can completely screw them over as well by changing every detail.
Posted by: buzzion at February 17, 2016 12:16 PM (zt+N6)
It does get tiresome after a few days. Especially when your sleeping quarters are upstairs.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 17, 2016 12:16 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2016 12:17 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2016 12:14 PM (aQQbl)
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So..... they were.... Illum-in-naughty.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 12:17 PM (8XRCm)
ISIS DIRTY BOMB FEAR
But the Libs told me their were no WMDs in Iraq.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 17, 2016 12:17 PM (ODxAs)
seriously, but there are vast piles of awful things Trump did and said
in the 90s that'll be hauled out by the MSM for the general election.
Posted by: stace at February 17, 2016 10:52 AM (ozZau)
I'm sure that they are sitting on a TON of his quotes to pummel him
with if he wins the nomination. That is why the MFM wants him to win...
=========
Which is . . . conventional wisdom.
Which has failed to predict, something like a dozen times, Trump's downfall.
So, I wouldn't put too much stock in "they're gonna smear him with his own words."
Trump has, so far, each and every time, turned each of those attacks to his benefit.
Maybe November is when it finally wears thin.
IDK.
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 17, 2016 12:18 PM (fQ/0p)
Watch Empire Boardwalk. 1st season.
1920's cure. N. F. W.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 17, 2016 12:18 PM (ohWrE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 12:18 PM (LUgeY)
Petzl makes Chinstraps and adapters.
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2016 12:18 PM (91LL3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 17, 2016 12:17 PM (ODxAs)
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Sounds like they aint there now.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 17, 2016 12:18 PM (8XRCm)
Edge is awful. Completely crippled piece of crapware. May actually be worse than the slow, bloated clusterf*** Opera has degenerated into.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 17, 2016 12:19 PM (9krrF)
ISIS DIRTY BOMB FEAR
But the Libs told me their were no WMDs in Iraq.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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They are right. Now the WMDs are in Europe and soon to be in USA, if not already. Obama can read about that in the paper when they actually show up.
Posted by: Roy at February 17, 2016 12:19 PM (VndSC)
I thought that that was the idea of vajazzling?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2016 12:20 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: IP at February 17, 2016 12:14 PM (aQQbl)
You . . . Light Up My Life!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 17, 2016 12:20 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: kraken at February 17, 2016 12:20 PM (sdxPm)
I've got to book a weekend trip (nephew getting married) but I haven't been out there in the past 5 years.
Used to stay at the Bellagio, but I hear it's slipping a little. The Aria and Four Seasons look pretty good on the web, but it's always good to get first hand reviews.
Posted by: jwest at February 17, 2016 12:20 PM (Zs4uk)
to be in USA, if not already. Obama can read about that in the paper
when they actually show up.
Posted by: Roy at February 17, 2016 12:19 PM (VndSC)
Does ESPN cover terrorist nuclear attacks?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 17, 2016 12:20 PM (oKE6c)
They are right. Now the WMDs are in Europe and
soon to be in USA, if not already. Obama can read about that in the
paper when they actually show up.
Posted by: Roy at February 17, 2016 12:19 PM (VndSC)
He'll hear about it on the golf course and continue his game. Then, issue a sternly-worded letter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2016 12:21 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: garrett at February 17, 2016 12:21 PM (91LL3)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2016 12:21 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: dantesed at February 17, 2016 12:21 PM (88xKn)
I noticed a lot of people expecting Kasich, Carson, and low-energy Jeb! to drop out after SC.
Not gonna happen people:
1) Those 3 to various degrees are the self-assigned "truth-tellers" in this election.
Esp. Kasich and Jeb! - they're going to "teach" us slope-headed, sister-banging, gun-slinging yahoos the proper way to be.
Carson...eh, I used to like him as a possibility but he makes low-energy jeb! look like crystal meth Jeb!
He's just in to hear his gums flap.
2) Jeb! has snuff money to stay in to the end...so he will.
#) GOPe plan is to go to the convention without a clear victor.
Surprise! Jeb or Rubio emerge as the consensus candidate.
Use your vote wisely.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 17, 2016 12:21 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 17, 2016 12:21 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 17, 2016 12:21 PM (iQIUe)
Used to stay at the Bellagio, but I hear it's
slipping a little. The Aria and Four Seasons look pretty good on the
web, but it's always good to get first hand reviews.
Posted by: jwest at February 17, 2016 12:20 PM (Zs4uk)
The Venetian is nice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 17, 2016 12:22 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 17, 2016 12:22 PM (iQIUe)
ISIS DIRTY BOMB FEAR
But the Libs told me their were no WMDs in Iraq.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 17, 2016 12:17 PM (ODxAs)
And the trumpsters also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 17, 2016 12:22 PM (DUoqb)
... cuz YOU make me feel like unnatural woman.
Posted by: Urethra Franklin at February 17, 2016 12:23 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Obi Wan joncelli at February 17, 2016 12:08 PM (RD7QR)
Bifurcation obviously
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2016 12:25 PM (Lixdp)
Posted by: Flyover at February 17, 2016 12:26 PM (SVz6E)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 17, 2016 12:26 PM (iQIUe)
She raved about it.
Posted by: garrett
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Golf clap.
I will now stop trying to compete with any puns. It's been won.
Posted by: Chi at February 17, 2016 12:29 PM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Sporkatus at February 17, 2016 12:30 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Sporkatus at February 17, 2016 12:30 PM (HtLSE)
*golfclap*
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 17, 2016 12:33 PM (Lixdp)
Posted by: WOPR at February 17, 2016 12:34 PM (LTDSy)
Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2016 12:34 PM (iweze)
"The material, which uses gamma rays to test flaws in materials used for oil and gas pipelines in a process called industrial gamma radiography, is owned by Istanbul-based SGS Turkey, according to the document and officials.
An SGS official in Iraq declined to comment and referred Reuters to its Turkish headquarters, which did not respond to phone calls."
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Sure the JEF will call his BFF Erdogan and solve this pronto!
Posted by: SMFH at February 17, 2016 12:40 PM (rlfds)
60 I wish that stalkerish advertising was smart enough to know when you bought the product so they'd leave you the hell alone.
Posted by: Lauren at February 17, 2016 11:12 AM (LJEFX)
No, you do not want them to know you bought their product -- or at least, I don't want them to know. They know too much already.
Have you noticed how big box stores like Lowe's, Home Depot and the like are now pushing for you to get your receipt emailed to you rather than printed out at the register? Great, just what I need: more junk email.
Have you noticed how the Rite Aid drug store chain now rounds your purchases up to the nearest whole dollar and donates the difference to a charity of their choosing?
Creeping nannyism -- it is real and it is here.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, 'Who Decides?' at February 17, 2016 12:47 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: DanMan at February 17, 2016 12:50 PM (RusNE)
I heard on an AM talk show that Yeb! is on track to garner no delegates in SC and NV. Apparently his count is four delegates and he has spent in the vicinity of $100 million.
His strategy of ignoring the base while seeking his party's nomination is winner, winner, chicken dinner. And he's the "smarter" Bush brother, right, Begonia?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot, 'Who Decides?' at February 17, 2016 12:51 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Iblis at February 17, 2016 12:51 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Terry Phillips at February 17, 2016 12:52 PM (D6lW7)
We're overdue a perv thread, that's the problem. If Ace would just post
horrible perv news items we wouldn't let ourselves be dragged down like
this off schedule.
Posted by: Sporkatus at February 17, 2016 12:11 PM (HtLSE)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I know what you mean.
I used to read a lot of those over at Hot Air. I was totally offend, when, to my shock, I read this joke over there."How can you tell the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?"
The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take out the meat.That's just not right. Not only was that person not banned, but he became quite popular. Just goes to show you the type of people over there.I was shocked.
Posted by: Definately Not Mimzey at February 17, 2016 12:53 PM (aRUb8)
Posted by: Teh Donald at February 17, 2016 12:59 PM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 17, 2016 12:17 PM (ODxAs)
Well, if we can't trust Tonald Drump on the subject, who _can_ we trust?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at February 17, 2016 01:37 PM (yDz2j)
You mean he isn't part of the Santorum Juggernaut?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at February 17, 2016 01:39 PM (yDz2j)
Man that Ed Morrissey sure jumped on the Rubio bandwagon with both
feet now that he doesn't have to withstand the abuse anymore.
You mean he isn't part of the Santorum Juggernaut?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at February 17, 2016 01:39 PM (yDz2j)
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Nicky Haley endorses Rubio!..Take down that flag, and pull up Rubio and salute HIM!!Comment from Haley:"Thanks for the power Tea Party suckers!"
Posted by: Mimzey at February 17, 2016 02:05 PM (aRUb8)
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