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Overnight Open Thread (13 Feb 2016)
Time Will Tell
McConnell: No vote on Scalia replacement under Obama. We'll see. I don't have a lot of faith in GOP leadership based on their history of folding like cheap suits with this administration. Hopefully they understand that this is the hill to die on. Of course, here's the talk of government shutdown.if McConnell declines to put Obama's nomination on the floor for a vote, it likely would create gridlock for the remainder of the legislative year because angry Democrats would block the passage of other bills. "Democrats will most likely try to shut everything down in protest," Bonjean said. Democratic filibusters would interfere with McConnell's goal of passing bipartisan bills that demonstrate to voters that a GOP majority in Congress can get things done.
Is it wrong that I'm fine with that? I'm tired of a GOP congress passing stuff just to say that got things done. All they've done is pass Obama's stuff for peanuts in return. Titanic II Maiden voyage of Titanic II pushed back to 2018, ship won't cross the Atlantic after all. I guess the route from Jiangsu, China to Dubai will address the problem of running into an iceberg. Education Today Wow. 71% of Americans are fairly certain that Alexander Hamilton is among our nation's past presidents.
The study identified three other prominent figures from American history that more than a quarter of those surveyed incorrectly recognize as past presidents, including Franklin, Hubert Humphrey and John Calhoun. Perhaps more striking, nearly a third of those surveyed falsely recognized the common name "Thomas Moore" as someone who was once an American president.Armed & Dangerous Crab
Year-to-date, there have been 471 stabbings and slashings through last Sunday - compared to 395 last year for the same time period, police said.Meanwhile, there is 'deafening silence' from Democrats on recent police officer deaths.
So far in 2016, eight officers have been shot to death, with most of those deaths occurring in the past week, way up from this time last year.Government Work Surely, we've got someone on the books in one of our bloated government agencies that has this feat beat. Spanish civil servant off work unnoticed for six years.
A Spanish civil servant who failed to turn up for work for "at least" six years has been caught after becoming eligible for a long service award.Air Power Russia hit 1,888 targets in Syria in a week; US count? Just 16. Tetrahedron Superyacht
Joaquin Garcia, 69, was fined €27,000 (£21,000; $30,000) after the award brought his long absence to light.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2016 10:08 PM (Zu3d9)
The Public, however, is an entirely different matter. I've known that the Public were unpleasant, filthy, and disgusting, since 'way back in high school, when I worked cleaning up after them in a public park, and in the teen night club I helped found and run when I was (duh) a teen. The Public means filthy urinals, cigaret butts, and used condoms - often in the urinals. The Public is ill-mannered, smelly, and diseased.
I've always known this, but my tolerance for enduring the Public over the decades has been increasingly abraided, especially as my awareness has increased regarding what dealings with the Public portends.
Which is why I don't go out much, if I can help it.
As it happens, lately, we've had an epidemic of appliance failures. The vacuum cleaner is in the shop; the dishwasher has been down for a while; we've been avoiding getting the dryer repaired by hanging stuff to dry; but then, two days ago, right in the middle of a load, the washing machine stopped working.
Thus, we were thrust into one of the more repulsive Public venues, the laundromat. On Saturday evening.
Now, the laundromat was clean. The washers and dryers were in good shape and not reeking of other people's cleaning materials. And we went at dinnertime, when the patrons were few and many machines were available, so we could get in and out as quickly as possible.
We started the laundry, I read a chapter in my book, Milady read something on her cell. We switched to the dryers. We re-stationed ourselves by a couple of folding tables near the dryer as I read some more.
As Milady got up to pull out some dry clothes, that's when That Guy came over, took the chair where she'd been sitting, and threw his big tub on the folding table, even though he never did any folding!
"Where'd you get your hat?" he asked me. "It was a gift!" I replied, hoping my irritation wasn't too obvious. Some discussion followed of how he wanted a hat, Milady suggesting places to buy one, and him replying about his impoverished state and other drivel.
Despite my terrible Opinionated Tourette's Syndrome, I said nothing more. Fortunately, it's the age of the Internet, so I have other venues in which to vent, and did not verbally assault the fellow then and there, but it was a terrible struggle. Bit my tongue until it bled.
Soon enough, he threw his dry clothes into his big tub, bade us goodbye, and dragged his fat ass and his tub of wrinkly clothes out of there.
So I didn't say...
"Hey, fellah! I can see that you're morbidly, even obscenely obese, that you could make three or four of me out of you. That's okay, I'm sure it's because you're somehow 'handicapped' - I am too, just in ways that aren't as obvious.
"I can tell by looking at you and listening to you that your problems are mental as well as physical, but you're plainly functional enough to do your own laundry and hold a marginally intelligent conversation.
"So, what I want to ask you is, Did you have a mother? And if you did have a mother, did she ever tell you to cover when you cough and sneeze? Because, you're sitting here in public coughing up a lung and sneezing your filthy sputum into the air that everybody else has to breathe!
"Did you ever hear of a handkerchief?? Do you want to give everybody else your cold or tuberculosis or whatever the hell you've got?"
Now I feel like I'm coming down with something. I need to drink some orange juice - with a strong, double-shot of medicinal purpose.
I love humanity; I can't stand the Public.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hack cough wheeze at February 13, 2016 10:09 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Beth M at February 13, 2016 10:09 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Beth M at February 13, 2016 10:10 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 13, 2016 10:11 PM (3Mimg)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 13, 2016 10:12 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 13, 2016 10:12 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 10:13 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: 5th? at February 13, 2016 10:13 PM (3OHhR)
Posted by: Van Secundus at February 13, 2016 10:14 PM (iGjN2)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2016 10:14 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:15 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Trump at February 13, 2016 10:15 PM (e7T6D)
Anyhoo, I saw Andrew Breitbart. But that could just be wishful thinking.
Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 10:15 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2016 10:15 PM (BkhW6)
Posted by: Carol at February 13, 2016 10:15 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2016 10:16 PM (vb33c)
I see a cat
Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2016 10:16 PM (BkhW6)
But I loved it. It was very funny and very escapist. Will watch again.
Posted by: Van Secundus at February 13, 2016 10:16 PM (iGjN2)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at February 13, 2016 10:17 PM (KSmDN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2016 10:17 PM (vb33c)
Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 10:17 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2016 10:18 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 13, 2016 10:18 PM (21hN3)
Please never do that again. That graphic is extremely disturbing.
I think I now have epilepsy. And fear of cats.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2016 10:19 PM (Zu3d9)
Yep. I saw it on the first try because CDR M never forgets the obligatory Caturday picture + vid.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 13, 2016 10:19 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at February 13, 2016 10:19 PM (KSmDN)
Hello young lady!
Pitchers and catchers report next week.
The void is ending. All will be right in the world.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2016 10:20 PM (Zu3d9)
Please never do that again. That graphic is extremely disturbing.
I think I now have epilepsy. And fear of cats.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2016 10:19 PM (Zu3d9)
Pussy. I mean, ailurophobe.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:21 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2016 10:21 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 13, 2016 10:22 PM (z+4T3)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:22 PM (kpqmD)
If cats were bigger, they would eat their owners.
QED
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2016 10:22 PM (Zu3d9)
If cats were bigger, they would eat their owners.
QED
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2016 10:22 PM (Zu3d9)
Heh. Point taken.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:23 PM (kpqmD)
Pitchers and catchers report next week.
All week long at Man's Country.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:22 PM (kpqmD)
so awesome
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 13, 2016 10:23 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 13, 2016 10:23 PM (dULJN)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:23 PM (kpqmD)
Better than mine!
BTW, Sorry about the long rant at #2.
I woulda been first, but I stopped to read the post.
Posted by: mindful webworker - sure, sure at February 13, 2016 10:24 PM (ACs58)
Knucklehead pet owners probably believe their animals will dial it for them as they twitch on the floor.
Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 10:24 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 13, 2016 10:24 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 13, 2016 10:25 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 13, 2016 10:25 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 10:26 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 13, 2016 10:27 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2016 10:28 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 13, 2016 10:28 PM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 13, 2016 10:29 PM (aNrvT)
That was pretty much how they managed their empire, come to think of it. Work at the ships for months on end, then come home and sleep it off.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 10:29 PM (6FqZa)
youtube.com/watch?v=Qf-kyLsAAvo
Postmodern Jukebox sings Craigslist Missed Connections
Posted by: Van Secundus at February 13, 2016 10:29 PM (iGjN2)
Posted by: Donald J. Cuff, millionaire at February 13, 2016 10:30 PM (KSmDN)
The sock was supposed to be Fudd.
Posted by: Donald J. Fudd, millionaire at February 13, 2016 10:32 PM (KSmDN)
Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at February 13, 2016 10:33 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: mindful webworker - hack cough wheeze at February 13, 2016 10:09
Heehee, my wife has a sweatshirt...I Like Dogs, Humans? Not so Much
Posted by: Farmer at February 13, 2016 10:34 PM (o/90i)
http://tinyurl.com/ztkkz93
Okay, let the ----- jokes begin.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 13, 2016 10:34 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at February 13, 2016 10:35 PM (5zyvn)
Decided to play in a low-cost no-limit hold'em poker tournament at Hawaiian Gardens Casino today. Tourney paid the top 20 finishers.
Out of 130 players, I came in *21st.* Geez.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:35 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 13, 2016 10:35 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2016 10:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:36 PM (voOPb)
All week long at Man's Country.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:22 PM (kpqmD)
:::squirt:::
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 13, 2016 10:37 PM (Z7G74)
I think I saw a cat, but just slightly. Maybe it was my imagination.
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2016 10:37 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:37 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 10:37 PM (SlFyt)
Oooooooooooo.... I shake my head and I see DOOM in that picture. Me likey.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 13, 2016 10:38 PM (Qj6zv)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2016 10:38 PM (HMt16)
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at February 13, 2016 10:38 PM (5zyvn)
Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 10:37 PM (SlFyt)
Misanthropes? HERE? Nonsense.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:39 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 10:39 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:40 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 13, 2016 10:40 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 10:40 PM (2CJfg)
Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 10:41 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 10:37 PM (SlFyt)
Misanthropes? HERE? Nonsense.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:39 PM (kpqmD)
Bullshit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:41 PM (voOPb)
I see nothing but black and white lines, but am in a very cynical mood, so it could just be me.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 13, 2016 10:41 PM (hipNa)
It's been a terrible week for law enforcement.
Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 10:41 PM (SlFyt)
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2016 10:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: DM at February 13, 2016 10:41 PM (j/tOh)
Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 13, 2016 10:41 PM (aNrvT)
Posted by: Lauren at February 13, 2016 10:42 PM (0C2f1)
Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 10:43 PM (SlFyt)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 10:43 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 13, 2016 10:43 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Eli Cash at February 13, 2016 10:43 PM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: DM at February 13, 2016 10:43 PM (j/tOh)
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Didn't know you were in the neighborhood mpfs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:44 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Yo! at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (5L3ur)
Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (SlFyt)
Both females, weirdly. I'm sure they'd have given me a face full of tear gas if I'd ever met either of them in person. In fact I'd probably have insisted on it
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Aaron Burr at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (9YiYQ)
The more time I spend with people, the more I appreciate my horses and dogs!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: DM at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (j/tOh)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (NGd+i)
Hey! It may be true but it still hurts!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 13, 2016 10:46 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 10:46 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Hills at February 13, 2016 10:46 PM (cmE8J)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:47 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 10:47 PM (SlFyt)
-4 here. You're having a regular heat wave in NEPA.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 13, 2016 10:47 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: DM at February 13, 2016 10:48 PM (yD9uA)
what the...? How do they discover that stuff? That's amazing.
Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2016 10:48 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (ZbV+0)
Hopefully you never get field tested for DUI.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:48 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 13, 2016 10:48 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: derit
It's Kang's cat but guess who has to clean the litter box.
Posted by: Shredder at February 13, 2016 10:48 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 13, 2016 10:41 PM (aNrvT)
Reagan, click ... whirr, Reagan, click ... whirr, Reagan, click ... whirr, ...
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 13, 2016 10:48 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:48 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 10:49 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 13, 2016 10:49 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Dr. Ben Carson at February 13, 2016 10:49 PM (H9MG5)
Yeah, I'd like to believe the GOP took the easy path of just saying "nah, we'll wait" on a replacement for Scalia, but based on recent history? They'll probably make a stand for like a week, then cave like a poorly-built mine shaft to lick Obama's toes for his next nomination.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 10:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:49 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2016 10:49 PM (Z8fuk)
Fixed to explain the stains on Boehner's best suit.
Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2016 10:49 PM (ZxmMG)
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please, cats are plotting BIG evil
Posted by: TRUMP at February 13, 2016 10:50 PM (MMkrE)
I see a lot of stuff. How much time to you have?
Looks like knife attacks are on the rise in NYC.
yeah, WTF is up wid dat?
Tetrahedron Superyacht
It's gotta nice beat, I could fap to it. I give it a 9 and 3/4.
Tonight's ONT brought to you by how to make a bouquet of bacon roses:
Still doesn't beat my bacon hoses.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2016 10:51 PM (wCF3s)
My dear I lost 3 bills at the poker table in the past week.
Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 10:51 PM (SlFyt)
But I did see Tetrahedron Megayacht open for Gentle Giant in 1975
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 10:51 PM (39g3+)
I set off the metal detector Thursday night at the hockey game with my bionic knee. They checked me out like the TSA
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:51 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 10:51 PM (6FqZa)
OTOH, I had fun doing some hotel feedback transcription last night. I think I've told you all about this work-at-home job I have.
Anyway last night I had a call with a LOT of noise. Was kind of funny how certain words and phrases stuck out. Here's an excerpt of what I tried to transcribe:
"(static static static) having a bad time (static noise static) walls dripping with blood (noise noise static noise) feel like I'm gonna die here (noise noise noise) dingo ate my baby (static static) I'm in room 666 (more noise/static) (click)"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:51 PM (ntObR)
The movie doesn't avoid tropes, it makes them work really well. Extremely funny overall.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2016 10:52 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 10:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at February 13, 2016 10:52 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 10:52 PM (6FqZa)
I set off the metal detector Thursday night at the hockey game with my bionic knee. They checked me out like the TSA
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:51 PM (voOPb)
Lovely. Got the full rub and tug, eh?
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:52 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 13, 2016 10:52 PM (oKE6c)
please, cats are plotting BIG evil
Posted by: TRUMP at February 13, 2016 10:50 PM (MMkrE)
HOW MANY CATS WERE IN THE WTC? COINCIDENCE?!?
Posted by: Van Secundus, Conspiracy Lunatic at February 13, 2016 10:53 PM (iGjN2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 13, 2016 10:53 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: no good deed at February 13, 2016 10:53 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:49 PM (ntObR)
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Yeah, about that. Come talk to me when you've had four aces beat by a straight flush.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2016 10:53 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 10:53 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 13, 2016 10:54 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at February 13, 2016 10:54 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: qdpsteve
*****
Ummmmm. Interesting job. I think.
***edges away slowly***
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 10:54 PM (NeFrd)
Wand & pat down. They didn't have that last year at Xcel center.
Next time I will hand them my bionic knee card
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:54 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2016 10:54 PM (VdICR)
Deadpool is the movie for people sick of Marvel movies
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 10:55 PM (6FqZa)
You were saying? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:55 PM (ntObR)
All week long at Man's Country.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:22 PM
I'm not sure Barry & I can make it, have to check his schedule and if we can make it away from Mooch. After all we just had the golf outing on Valentine's Day.
Maybe that was pushing it? Oh f... it, the MSM covers for us. No problem. Yah think Rahm can join us?
Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 13, 2016 10:55 PM (o/90i)
Well ... he should have been.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 13, 2016 10:55 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:55 PM (ntObR)
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I see 20/50 and my depth perception is crap, so if I'm behind the wheel a great many more important things have gone wrong.
Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (ZbV+0)
How many think Ben Franklin was one?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (FkBIv)
http://tinyurl.com/gqfo2cm
They did film part of it, so there's a lot of photography.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (39g3+)
So? Don't hang out with drag queens ...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:55 PM (ntObR)
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The absolute worst straight flush on video poker? Suited 9 through King.
Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (9iR5/)
Deadpool is the movie for people sick of Marvel movies
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 10:55 PM (6FqZa)
This right here. It's NOT for kids; hard R rating, and it needs it. They take the piss out of other Marvel movies in it.
Posted by: Van Secundus, Conspiracy Lunatic at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (iGjN2)
Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (FkBIv)
Wasn't he right before Martin Luther King?
Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 10:57 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 13, 2016 10:57 PM (9YiYQ)
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lol
I turned my head sideways and the cat disappeared.
Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 13, 2016 10:57 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:57 PM (ntObR)
Probably would have been if it hadn't been for that duel thing.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 10:57 PM (39g3+)
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When I saw the documentary "The Endurance" I was surprised at how clear the images were in the film they took.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 13, 2016 10:58 PM (jR7Wy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfIfzVf8t6E
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 10:58 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 10:39 PM (NeFrd)
Has the perp been hunted down and killed?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2016 10:58 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (FkBIv)
Wasn't he right before Martin Luther King?
Posted by: Peaches
Yeah, he was very close to UK Prime Minister Wilt Chamberlain.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 13, 2016 10:58 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 13, 2016 10:58 PM (9YiYQ)
Looking at the Tetrahaedron Superyacht I think of how many coral reefs Paul Allen could tear up with a monopod like that.
Whoeee.
Posted by: Hank at February 13, 2016 10:59 PM (heuG3)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 13, 2016 10:59 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 13, 2016 10:59 PM (FkBIv)
Debate thread is below please take it there
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Certainly, because when all is said and done,
Republicans have a common adversary.
Ultimately, we need to see we have
Zero unresolvable differences between us.
So, let's pledge not to be always political.
Understanding is what we need.
Xylophone
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2016 10:59 PM (kdS6q)
"Some scenarios condensed and re-enacted by professional actors for purposes of time and clarity."
In other words, not really a documentary.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:59 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Yip at February 13, 2016 10:59 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:57 PM (ntObR)
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Totally. SF - 250 credits. Royal Flush - 4000 credits. That's when you say "Ratsin fratsin long eared flea bitten varmint, I hates that frickin rabbit!"
Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2016 11:00 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 13, 2016 10:58 PM (zmW4B)
No relation to President Horace Grant
Posted by: Van Secundus, Conspiracy Lunatic at February 13, 2016 11:00 PM (iGjN2)
Has the perp been hunted down and killed?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
****
Nah. In custody. Prolly spend the next 60 years on the taxpayers' dime.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 11:00 PM (NeFrd)
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No, this was actual footage taken by the expedition.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 13, 2016 11:00 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:00 PM (39g3+)
And yakks up a hairball at'cha.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2016 11:01 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:01 PM (zt+N6)
Out of 130 players, I came in *21st.* Geez.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:35 PM
Dang. Go again, keep up your skills.
Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 13, 2016 11:01 PM (o/90i)
Sneak preview hints: Florida. Hillary. Bikini.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:02 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2016 11:02 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:02 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: buzzion
Guess who got the cover!
*wink*
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 13, 2016 11:02 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: Hank at February 13, 2016 11:02 PM (heuG3)
I bet the number who think Ben Franklin was is just about as high.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2016 11:02 PM (HMt16)
Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2016 11:03 PM (9iR5/)
This is the all-Democrat issue with old pictures of Helen Thomas thrown in for nostalgia.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:03 PM (ZxmMG)
*wink*
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 13, 2016 11:02 PM (zmW4B)
Please be joking
Posted by: Van Secundus, Conspiracy Lunatic at February 13, 2016 11:03 PM (iGjN2)
BTW - lucky us.
Anderson Cooper To Moderate Back To Back South Carolina GOP Town Halls
CNN has announced back to back Town Halls with the Republican presidential candidates to air live from South Carolina February 17 and 18, with Anderson Cooper moderating.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2016 11:03 PM (kdS6q)
Bah, leave the softcore to Cruz staffers
Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 11:04 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:04 PM (ntObR)
*****
I heard a rumor you were changing your name to Caitlyn Tucker. True?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 11:04 PM (NeFrd)
b) try looking fixedly at that image at the top. Really hard, Keep looking.
Good, now you will see the black bars everywhere you look on the page.
Think of it as the gift that keeps giving.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2016 11:04 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 11:04 PM (SlFyt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:04 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:05 PM (ZxmMG)
What the fuck, man?
Also, I'm sad about Scalia. He was a great man. The world is much worse today.
Posted by: Jayrod at February 13, 2016 11:05 PM (REvTp)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2016 11:05 PM (HMt16)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2016 11:03 PM (kdS6q)
Okay, seriously-- How the fuck did any of these idiots make it to adulthood without drowning in the bathtub or getting run over? Their pattern recognition skills can't be THAT bad.
Posted by: Van Secundus, Conspiracy Lunatic at February 13, 2016 11:05 PM (iGjN2)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at February 13, 2016 11:05 PM (FQKBL)
Posted by: Van Secundus at February 13, 2016 10:14 PM (iGjN2)
And you would be correct.
Brought to you by The Asylum, the producers of such SyFy classics as "Gatoroid vs Mega Python", "American Warship", "Mega Piranha", and of course "Sharknado 1-3".
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Posted by: Ashle Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 13, 2016 11:05 PM (Z7G74)
*wink*
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 13, 2016 11:02 PM (zmW4B)
Ack, there goes another keyboard!
Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 13, 2016 10:35 PM
It's interesting that they've given up replacing Hamilton on the $10 w/ a woman. IIRC they now want to replace Jackson on the $20.
Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (o/90i)
Historic first tan chief executive.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Squirrel at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (Ps7dF)
Don't you mean President Hugh Grant?
I thought it was President Lou Grant, and First Lady Amy Grant.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (HMt16)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (WlQGZ)
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I expected that to link to Popular Mechanics.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2016 11:05 PM (HMt16)
Who's the greatest boxer in history?
Posted by: Van Secundus, Conspiracy Lunatic at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (iGjN2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Like the conservatives in the USSR or Iran.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
I'm taking the name of my reassignment surgeon when we marry. Dr. Dick and Caitlyn Tucker.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 13, 2016 11:07 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at February 13, 2016 11:07 PM (ZxmMG)
He looked marvelous in Love At First Bite
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:07 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2016 11:07 PM (HMt16)
Posted by: That Guy at February 13, 2016 11:08 PM (J3UIw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:03 PM (ZxmMG)
(Sings lustily) "A white sports coat, and a pink crustacean, I'm all dressed up for the dance..."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2016 11:08 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:08 PM (voOPb)
Fat and bald like old Fred Mertz
Watch me do a hula dance
to shake the egg rolls from my pants...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:08 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 13, 2016 11:09 PM (AJeMv)
Cards Against Humanity is funny like, twice. Then you realize you're starting to uptalk and where did this Hillary bumper sticker come from?
Posted by: Van Secundus, Conspiracy Lunatic at February 13, 2016 11:09 PM (iGjN2)
Bubble boy stories are a dime a dozen
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2016 11:09 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 13, 2016 11:09 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 13, 2016 10:58 PM (9YiYQ)
Just like Jesse James!
Posted by: Cher at February 13, 2016 11:09 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:10 PM (voOPb)
Is that who that was behind those Foster Grants?
Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 11:10 PM (SlFyt)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:10 PM (9XzdI)
Posted by: Mr Pitt at February 13, 2016 11:11 PM (rwI+c)
gonna work some more on my simulation now
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 13, 2016 11:09 PM (uZNvH)
Sounds kinky. What kind of pron are you into?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:11 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at February 13, 2016 11:07 PM (ZxmMG)
Try getting them to chip in on the rent and get back to me.
Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:11 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:11 PM (ntObR)
Dude they are still finding buried chemical shells.
It's 100% on the Bush administration for never making noise about that, though. Mind boggling. We found the fucking chemical weapons, and we know other WMD were brought to Syria. I'll never get it.
Meanwhile Donald feels confident playing to the left in this debate. I guess it's a way to stand out.
But if he doesn't make it clear what it is he wants to actually implement this is gonna be a long year.
I got nothing, guys. Goodnight.
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 13, 2016 11:11 PM (ubByS)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 11:11 PM (6FqZa)
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When the Republicans finally took over after 50 years of Democrat rule in NC, they had to hire private detectives to locate some of the long-employed nepotism Dems in order to fire them.
BTW, after inheriting 3 billion in debt, it has been paid off, there is a surplus, and our bond rating is AAA+, teachers have received record-setting pay raises.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at February 13, 2016 11:12 PM (ZxmMG)
Grim Milestone.
Posted by: holygoat at February 13, 2016 11:12 PM (ZgI/r)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 11:13 PM (NeFrd)
why is it i can never find a job like that?
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:13 PM (9XzdI)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 13, 2016 11:13 PM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Peaches
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You're supposed to shear them, and knit mittens to be sold.
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at February 13, 2016 11:13 PM (ZxmMG)
The drunk guy from the roasts, Rum-poured B. Hayes. Hip beard.
Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 11:13 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (o/90i)
I think the whole "Trail of Tears" thing is his undoing with the SJW's.
The Democrats are having a real time these days with their annual "Jefferson-Jackson Day Dinners" that used to be their local parties' big annual fundraisers.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 13, 2016 11:14 PM (Z7G74)
Yeah that pretty much makes me despise the guy. Either he's too dumb to know better or lies.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:14 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
That's what I said after I saw Hill in a neglige. Blech
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 13, 2016 11:14 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:14 PM (9XzdI)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 13, 2016 11:14 PM (on01m)
It's a start.
Posted by: #BLM at February 13, 2016 11:14 PM (/ciMI)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 13, 2016 11:15 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 13, 2016 11:15 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 11:15 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Earth itself at February 13, 2016 11:15 PM (/ciMI)
And:
- Andrew Jackson: (early) Democrat
- Harriet Tubman: (early) Republican
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:16 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:16 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:16 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 13, 2016 11:17 PM (zmW4B)
death, with most of those deaths occurring in the past week, way up from
this time last year."
Grim Milestone.
Posted by: holygoat
Funny. Right now on the local news (Columbus) they are talking about a cop in a small town outside of the city that got shot a few weeks ago, and was lucky he didn't bleed out. He was life-flighted into the main trauma hospital downtown (that gets all the gunshot victims). From a routine traffic stop.
Probably about trafficking in heroin.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 13, 2016 11:17 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:17 PM (ZxmMG)
yeah i think he is likely finished.
a shame as i was Hoping he could infuriate the gope for much longer.
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:17 PM (9XzdI)
Because the clone, having the memory of the original right up until the switch was pressed, feels 100% as if he has survived the trip. It is an illusionary perception which he will discover when he enters the box, but except for the first original that stepped into the box, every clone feels as if his conscience has been transferred and that he has survived intact. They all find out otherwise of course. So I get why all the clones would step into the box, armed with this misconception, but there's no way the first Jackman gets in the box. It's utter suicide without even the illusion of survival.
Posted by: PRNDL at February 13, 2016 11:17 PM (cvXoy)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:17 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
I actually thought it was fun to watch. But yes, very revealing.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 13, 2016 11:18 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Serenity Now! at February 13, 2016 11:18 PM (qppcR)
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 13, 2016 11:18 PM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 13, 2016 11:18 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
This isn't even remotely accurate.
How many JMC t-shirts have you ever seen?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2016 11:18 PM (wCF3s)
Posted by: Ted Cruz, referring to a Downfall parody at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (/ciMI)
Wait until you see the centerfold of Ted Kennedy's man boobs: http://tinyurl.com/7d32bxc
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (9XzdI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (ZxmMG)
I would have got away with to if in my absence I didn't outperform my coworkers.
Posted by: Spanish worker at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (nO1HF)
Next Demonrat debate, I want to hear a moderator ask Bernie about his proposals for Vodka and toilet paper rations.
***
he will just focus on telling you how free it is, and hey look the circus is in town.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (z+4T3)
...still would rather see that than Hillary.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 13, 2016 11:20 PM (WlQGZ)
We had a Deputy Sheriff shot and killed this week by a 17 year old. This man leaves a wife and two young children. He was kept on life support until his viable organs could be harvested per the family's wishes. He was a Navy vet. The whole city of 50k is in pain and shock. The kid is in custody.
RIP Justice Scalia.
I pray.
Posted by: cheri at February 13, 2016 11:20 PM (ylAck)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...
I was getting so anxious at parts I had to get up and pace so I wouldn't yell.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 13, 2016 11:20 PM (/ciMI)
qdp, once upon a time I played many tourneys, as many as 4-5 a week.
Every tourney has one winner (unless chopped) and one bubble. But I won quite a few, and rarely bubbled. But it does happen. If I'm short stacked with, oh, 10 spots to go to the money I'm looking every hand for something to push with. I hate dying on a mandatory blind with 7-2 off.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2016 11:20 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:21 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: VBJonny at February 13, 2016 11:21 PM (NX9H4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:21 PM (ntObR)
anyway, certainly not boring.
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:21 PM (9XzdI)
Local Bourbon Society dinner was tonight. Food and music were subpar, but it was fine. Because bourbon.
Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2016 11:21 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (ZxmMG)
Doesn't mean the Democraps should get any atta-boys for it if they manage to "achieve" it, of course...
Posted by: J.S.Bridges at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (DsGWS)
Posted by: John Kasich at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (zt+N6)
We cannot post them all on one thread or else the hamsters will literally die simultaneously and we will all be trapped in Cherry Pi Minx 1.0 no mans land. We can only showcase a few Moron pets each week. Please be patient. If you send us a pic, it will eventually show up on a weekend pet thread.
Also, if send in a pic at petmorons at gee mail, plead let us know your blog nic. And if you have a story about your pet, please include it. Those who do those 2 things get to cut head of the line.
Also, thanks CDR M for the bang out ONT
Posted by: L, Elle at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (2x3L+)
I'll drink to that.
Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (B1ik8)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 13, 2016 11:20 PM (/ciMI)
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Yeah, I regret dropping that F-bomb. I was just flabbergasted at what The Donald said.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 13, 2016 11:18 PM (RcpcZ)
Yeah, They had the unlimited class hydroplane races on Lake Washington near Seattle. Most of them ran Allison or maybe some Merlin engines. "Miss Bardahl", "Miss Thriftway", two of the boats I remember. My Dad was a big fan of the races on TV.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:23 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: ThunderB
I very much doubt it.
But I'll poke him with a fork to check.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 13, 2016 11:23 PM (/ciMI)
Local Bourbon Society dinner was tonight. Food and music were subpar, but it was fine. Because bourbon.
Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2016 11:21 PM (e+1S5)
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They have wifi in jail?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 13, 2016 11:23 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:23 PM (9XzdI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Criminy, AOP, you're an old guy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:23 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
You know, I have heard him say this before (months ago), but tonight he really took off with it.
It was basically to attack Jeb, but I think he made a major tactical error.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 13, 2016 11:24 PM (+1T7c)
*sigh* yeah, likely.
I used to say (200
that if shrillary! won, I'd move to a so-called-sancuary-city and claim 'undocumented' status so I could collect the bennies. Of course, no intention of actually doing so.
Now? Hmm....
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 13, 2016 11:24 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:25 PM (voOPb)
*rubs hands(?) together in glee*
Posted by: Anthony Wiener at February 13, 2016 11:25 PM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2016 11:25 PM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:25 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Peaches
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oh Mike, so sorry, prayers for the family.
life. i really don't get it.
Posted by: willow
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It was long ago. I was just reminded of it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:26 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: John Kasich at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (zt+N6)
John, you could suck a cast iron dick and get splinters in your lips.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2016 11:26 PM (gyKtp)
Posted by: cheri at February 13, 2016 11:26 PM (ylAck)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 13, 2016 11:26 PM (WlQGZ)
Good Night!
Posted by: Carol at February 13, 2016 11:26 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Chi
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Edited
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:26 PM (ZxmMG)
mmmmmmmm Morena Baccarin......I almost pulled a Pee Wee Herman in the theater.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 13, 2016 11:26 PM (z+4T3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Miss Budweiser.
My cousin used to have a couple of hydroplane racer models.
Whatever happened to all that? Actually a pretty dangerous sport.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (+1T7c)
hopefully working on being a better soul will make the deal not as wretched.
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (9XzdI)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (uZNvH)
And:
- Andrew Jackson: (early) Democrat
- Harriet Tubman: (early) Republican
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:16 PM (ntObR)
Doesn't matter what those in "normal" America believe, it's now what the SJW's want, and the SJW's dislike Jackson because of the "Trail of Tears" and Jefferson for not freeing the slaves in the Constitution and banging his father's slaves even though it's pretty much well known that his brother was the one banging all the female slaves.
The SJW's don't really care that Tubman was a Republican, but they will have a problem with it as it gets closer. At that point they will want to put Mooch on it.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (Z7G74)
If you are fluent in Spanish, Somali or Arabic it just might work
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:25 PM (39g3+)
Well, I shamelessly stole the joke from Jimmy Buffet. But the original song being parodied was by Marty Robbins.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (ZxmMG)
They didn't call Abe Lincoln a rail spitter for nothing, ya know!
Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 11:28 PM (OC+TJ)
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Always spring for the clear coat option.
Posted by: Trump! at February 13, 2016 11:28 PM (/ciMI)
*please for the love of all that is holy damn it SMOD hurry the fuck up already!*
From what I heard tonight, not only did Cruz sound like the smartest guy in the room tonight, he did it without sounding smarmy and preachy. His speaking intonation has definitely improved.
I am conflicted. I want to be optimistic and believe Cruz will win and actually push to enact policy that will right this craptastic mess a country. However, like the audience tonight, the deck is pretty stacked against any small government, pro-America candidate.
At the end of the day, I know no single man can save this country. Even Ted Cruz. My two cents.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 13, 2016 11:28 PM (AJeMv)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 11:28 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: joncelli at February 13, 2016 11:28 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:01 PM (zt+N6)
Maybe I'm showing my age, but they can never top the 1975 issue.
https://tinyurl.com/jnqy6qg
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2016 11:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at February 13, 2016 11:30 PM (B1ik8)
Would've won over a couple thousand more voters, I bet.
Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2016 11:30 PM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Jerry Lundegaard at February 13, 2016 11:30 PM (zmW4B)
hopefully working on being a better soul will make the deal not as wretched.
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Willow, I just have to realize He is in charge. It will work out, I don't know how or why. But, I have to have faith
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:30 PM (voOPb)
Huge Marty Robbins fan. I know it well.
1989 SI with Kathy Ireland, oh yes sir.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:30 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (qUNWi)
Probably 2nd or third.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2016 11:30 PM (q2o38)
Meanwhile, Crossbow vs Longbow just got some competition:
Two tourists struck by blow darts while walking on Golden Gate Bridge
The dart was nearly five inches long. One end had a white plastic cap and the other was sharpened to a point
http://tinyurl.com/zxlpj5t
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2016 11:31 PM (kdS6q)
And as far as the Obama supreme court, the GOP will cave. That's what they do. And when they do, that will push Trump into the stratosphere. Anyone tainted by the "Republican" label will be toast. No one who says "I'm a Republican" will ever be elected again, because unlike Democrat voters, Republican voters have a functioning brain.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 13, 2016 11:31 PM (B8JRQ)
mmmmmmmm Morena Baccarin......I almost pulled a Pee Wee Herman in the theater.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 13, 2016 11:26 PM (z+4T3)
Postmodern Jukebox: Tap Dancing Morena Baccarin lookalike.
https://youtu.be/PgupfwUeXYY
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:31 PM (zt+N6)
So Donald was foist on his own petard?
Posted by: eleven
Doomed, for the 274th time.
Probably be at 50% in the polls end of next.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2016 11:32 PM (kdS6q)
not even as revenge sex.
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:32 PM (9XzdI)
We cannot post them all on one thread or else the hamsters will literally die simultaneously and we will all be trapped in Cherry Pi Minx 1.0 no mans land.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (2x3L+)
Minx 1.0? You mean we'll time travel to the future?
Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2016 11:32 PM (sdi6R)
Ground game? Like, he wants those nuts to join his crew to GOTV, like how Ron Paul's nuts and Keisha Rogers' nuts did their GOTV in south Houston back when?
The crazyeyes do have the work ethic, and work ethic is what Jeb's crew has decidedly lacked up to now.
But... crazyeyes. I see these peoples coming and I wonder how come the rabbits are all running for their warrens ahead of them.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 11:33 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 13, 2016 11:33 PM (pq97T)
elected again, because unlike Democrat voters, Republican voters have a
functioning brain.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Yes, if the leadership caves (which I expect after 60-90 days of a Media full court press for Obama), then the Party will split wide open.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 13, 2016 11:33 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 13, 2016 11:18 PM (RcpcZ)
Remember those.
Also remember "Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom". That fucker Marlin Perkins used to send out Jim Fowler every week to wrestle a fucking bear, lion, wildebeast, or alligator while Marlin stayed back in the fucking studios.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 13, 2016 11:33 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Optimizer at February 13, 2016 11:33 PM (/q6+P)
McConnell is the type of sell-out who would let Obama f**k him in the butt and call it a win if he got a reach around.
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 13, 2016 11:33 PM (vBeA5)
engines. "Miss Bardahl", "Miss Thriftway", two of the boats I remember.
My Dad was a big fan of the races on TV.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (Z8fukThanks, I thought so.I saw "Miss Budweiser" (a regular boat) inside a mall near DC. They had the hood off and it had an Allison as long as sofa. That was cool.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 13, 2016 11:34 PM (RcpcZ)
*pouts*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 13, 2016 11:34 PM (/ciMI)
but i do think i'm starting to come home again.
at least i'm really putting effort into it.
though my showing up in shul is still few and far between (not their fault , but mine)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:34 PM (9XzdI)
He might be but he picked a really weird time to triangulate. I suspect he has internal polling showing a big surge by Jeb in SC.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016
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Trumpy taught me well :-)
No, actually, someone just asked again on the dead thread where to send in pics.
And, I'm nicer than you and Chi are who won't repost the pet thread address.
petmorons at the gee mail dot com
Posted by: L, Elle at February 13, 2016 11:34 PM (2x3L+)
their history of folding like cheap suits with this administration.
Hopefully they understand that this is the hill to die on. Of course,
here's the talk of government shutdown.
***
Shut her down. I'm good with that!
Posted by: Infidel at February 13, 2016 11:35 PM (jiDCu)
Heh, yeah. But that's not who I am.
There's just got to be a way to salvage our republic, divorce the leftards and live free. Hopefully, without bloodshed.
Right? right?
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 13, 2016 11:35 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:35 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: The Hildabeest at February 13, 2016 11:35 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:36 PM (39g3+)
If Mitch is ever found deceased from natural causes, I expect that's what will be found in the super-secret autopsy.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 11:37 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 13, 2016 11:37 PM (AJeMv)
If Mitch is ever found deceased from natural causes, I expect that's what will be found in the super-secret autopsy.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 11:37 PM (6FqZa)
He wouldn't even ask for an elegant dinner.
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:37 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:37 PM (ZxmMG)
I think not.
Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2016 11:37 PM (OUpHg)
Willow just take it a day at a time. I try to.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (voOPb)
There would have been petting.Posted by: Anthony Wiener at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (/ciMI)
*background* "It's not a cow! It's not a cow! Help me! Aieeeeeee!"
Posted by: The Hildabeest at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (Kucy5)
You see, all of those lovely Merlins, Packard and Allison engines have been retired, mostly due to a paucity of parts.
So instead, they run Allison or Pratt & Whitney turbines, such as would power various mid size helicopters.
They're faster, the boats have enclosed cockpits with "safety capsule" technology, and the boats are far stronger, being made of carbon fiber & fiberglass, rather than the birch n' balsa of yore.
Sadly, they're quieter... far, far quieter.
Gone is the thunder of a half-dozen boats pulling well over the ton, each powered by 12 cylinders of roaring, fire-breathing thunder.
When I lived in San Diego, you could easily hear the boats racing in Mission Bay, a good fifteen miles and two or three major canyons from Kearny Mesa.
The turbine boats? Lucky to hear 'em over the Muzak in the nearby Walgreens.
And that's why they're not on the teevee no mo'.
You can't see the drivers...the boats are "pods". And there is no Thunder to stir the soul.
Yeah, they still race, the purses are still huge, and the boat babes are still hot.
But the boats and the races just aren't all that telegenic, now.
And that is our loss.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 13, 2016 11:37 PM (AJeMv)
Don't do it!!! Kitty porn is a serious problem.
Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
Ruptured colon is "natural causes" now?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:39 PM (2CJfg)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society
It was I!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 13, 2016 11:39 PM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:03 PM (ZxmMG)
Me too... I am a card carrying carnivore but I cannot stand people who tease animals.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 13, 2016 11:39 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 13, 2016 11:37 PM (AJeMv)
Don't do it!!! Kitty porn is a serious problem.
Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (EgOr3)
Don't listen to her. Show us your pussy!
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:39 PM (zt+N6)
petmorons at the gee mail dot com
Posted by: L, Elle
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I think you two did a splendid job, and should run with it from here.
Thanks again to MisHum.
(Yes, I'm aware that I owe you both an email or two!)
Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2016 11:40 PM (OUpHg)
Standing offer to the Horde: If you visit Las Vegas, I'll buy you a tasty beverage.
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 13, 2016 11:41 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Last Reasonable Man Alive Apparently at February 13, 2016 11:41 PM (Y8P5w)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (vBeA5)
Jim
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I was at Indy the first year that turbines showed up. It sounded like a vacuum cleaner whistling by. Come to think of, kinda looked like an Electrolux.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:35 PM (ZxmMG)
Hey, Mike, I saw a real cool car this evening. Some car/bike club had held a poker run today. I didn't go, because I was framing a wall in my garage. They ended up at a local watering hole, and I went there after sunset to have a beer and get a bite to eat. Bunch of hot rods, classics, and bikes in the parking lot. After I ate, and finished my beer, I wandered the lot. And saw a really nice "survivor" '29 Franklin sedan. Huge 4-door, 6 cylinder air-cooled engine. Side-mounts, and white wall tires. Car is for sale, but I didn't ask the price, because I know it's beyond my means. Had a nice chat with the owner. Never brought a camera, because I wasn't expecting a car show. Thought it was all bikes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (EgOr3)
Did someone say Kitteh pron? Hairless pusseh: http://tinypic.com/r/xaqnbb/5
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (2CJfg)
How about I call you a passive-aggressive douche?
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 13, 2016 11:43 PM (plIhw)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 13, 2016 11:43 PM (yNyJy)
Posted by: and serpentine at February 13, 2016 11:43 PM (hK98R)
Posted by: Trump in the form of Power Baboon at February 13, 2016 11:43 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (vBeA5)
That'll get your attention.
Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:44 PM (EgOr3)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 13, 2016 11:37
----
My brain doesn't work the way some of the others here do. I can't track or pay attention to hashes except for the Ace hash. Ace socks magnificently.
I wasn't the Weiner sock though I did jokingly reply to it. I have no idea who that was. Send us the pic. We will treat the pic respectfully except when we don't.
jk
petmorons at the gee mail dot com
Posted by: L, Elle at February 13, 2016 11:44 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Naes at February 13, 2016 11:44 PM (Ypc8j)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (vBeA5)
***
SNIPER!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2016 11:44 PM (lutOX)
Which is worse: a moderate judge nominated by Obama and approved by a
GOP-controlled Senate, or a far-left nut job judge nominated by Clinton
and approved by a Democrat-controlled Senate which will abolish the
filibuster for SCOTUS nominations? Just asking, don't call me a dick or a
bleeding rectal itch or GOPe or a fuckwad or Jeb! please.
Posted by: Last Reasonable Man Alive Apparently at February 13, 2016 11:41 PM (Y8P5w)
both results are the same, in the end
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Jmel at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (15vyA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (ZxmMG)"
Well, that certainly sucked, then.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (McRlu)
not even as revenge sex.
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:32 PM (9XzdI)
Willow, which comment are you responding to?
Posted by: joncelli at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:39 PM (2CJfg)
Did I say something important?
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (plIhw)
"Angier said "I never knew if I'd be the one in the box, or the one on the balcony", probably creating intentional ambiguity over which one was the clone and which one was the original, or if the notion of clone/original was even relevant.
He killed himself with the waterbox because it was how his wife died, and because Cutter originally described drowning as "going home". Cutter later reveals that drowning is actually agony, which references back to what the other guy said in regards to wanting to be fooled, that we don't want to know he was horribly killing himself every night simply to get one good act of revenge. Hell, it also shows that Angier probably didn't want to know that drowning was agony, and he would have loved to have been fooled into believing his clones were feeling like they were finally going home after a lifetime of pain."
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2016 11:46 PM (VdICR)
When law enforcement officers are being gunned down so frequently these days I think that the war within is at a critical point that will only get worse if we don't find the courage to fight back.
I work with vets everyday - WMD was found. They weren't in one super warehouse but in caches throughout Iraq. Fuck Trump.
Posted by: cheri at February 13, 2016 11:46 PM (ylAck)
Maybe you have assassins on your tail? Stay low.
Posted by: and serpentine at February 13, 2016 11:43 PM (hK98R)<<<
He hates these light bulbs. Stay away from the light bulbs.
Posted by: The Jerk at February 13, 2016 11:46 PM (H9MG5)
It seems like the conditions for WWIII are being brewed in Syria, especially if the Magic Kingdom decides to use Turkey to do what they aren't doing in Yemen at the moment.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 13, 2016 11:46 PM (s87AC)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 13, 2016 10:35 PM (Z7G74)
Although he was fairly forgettable as a president, you have to put Madison on that list as well.
Posted by: Boone at February 13, 2016 11:46 PM (bLfK+)
Found out I am very out of practice with a rifle. Gotta fix that. Also found out the muthahumpin' Commies REALLY want those green sealed cans to stay sealed...
Good day with the pistols though, practicing for the CCW test, easily managed to pass the shooting section, with S/W MP40C, Cattleman .44 and Tok.
Got a lot of exercise at the 100 yard zero range since no spotter scope or binocs and the cheap Chinese scope my dealer threw in is only a 4X so three shot group, walk downrange, curse at group, walk back, three shot group, walk downrange, curse at group, walk back, three shot group, walk downrange, curse at group, walk back...
Any of you Mosin shooters, do you use the Timney or any other aftermarket trigger?
Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 13, 2016 11:47 PM (Kucy5)
Why would he start nominating moderates now?
I was at Indy the first year that turbines showed up. It sounded like a vacuum cleaner whistling by
Wasn't that the first one that used ground effect, too? Basically a vacuum cleaner pulling the car down.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:47 PM (39g3+)
I *want to* believe it.
*Do* I believe it?
Wow, I guess what really bothers the most, is that I can't really say what I want to say.
Not denial, just... well...
It's time, isn't it?
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 13, 2016 11:47 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 13, 2016 11:47 PM (plIhw)
Posted by: Lauren at February 13, 2016 11:48 PM (0C2f1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Sounds fun.
In Atlanta, during February, there was a bike shop that held an event called 'Cabin Fever'. It was held in an old excelsior factory (of all things) that had been converted to big pub. Everyone was invited to bring vintage bikes and display them inside. Good times, good times.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:48 PM (ZxmMG)
Posted by: cm9000 at February 13, 2016 11:48 PM (2TUVm)
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (zt+N6)
Sigh. Just (unsuccessfully) flogging the joke about the super bowl wooooooo guy.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:48 PM (2CJfg)
Posted by: Trump in the form of Power Baboon at February 13, 2016 11:43 PM (UnJ7w)
Get back Witch!
Posted by: Cruz reciting his favorite movie at February 13, 2016 11:49 PM (VdICR)
i was referring to Trumps motivations re 911 and getting libertarians and others on board.
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:49 PM (9XzdI)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2016 11:49 PM (q2o38)
Might as well be asking about a unicorn.
Posted by: Boone at February 13, 2016 11:49 PM (bLfK+)
What Mike Lee says & Mitch McConnel does are 2 different things.
They couldn't keep it together for a lousy week on the shutdown
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:49 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Kreplach at February 13, 2016 11:49 PM (WVvzl)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 13, 2016 11:49 PM (yNyJy)
Anyone have any experience with starting an NFA trust? I want to get some class III stuff, but am going to wait till I get the trust started. Specifically, how long it takes and how difficult it is to amend over time.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (OvUux)
Where do we send pics for a pet thread?
Yes, I'm fucking lazy.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (plIhw)
Send 'em straight to Ace. Include the $25 registration fee.
Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (EgOr3)
Rubio/Bush 2016! (I know, 2 Floriduhs) -- that's where the magic is apparently, we're just too stoopid to see it.
Posted by: SMOD/Orbital Nukes 2016! -- The only way to be sure at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (H9MG5)
except in lower case
none of you lazy asses even read our post
Posted by: L, Elle at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (zt+N6)
Sigh. Just (unsuccessfully) flogging the joke about the super bowl wooooooo guy.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:48 PM (2CJfg)
Oh.
I've moved on to the elegant dinners for BDSM roleplay joke.Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Last Reasonable Man Alive Apparently at February 13, 2016 11:41 PM (Y8P5w)
Can I go with "Sucking Chest Wound"?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2016 11:51 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 13, 2016 11:34 PM (RcpcZ)
"Allison" is a weird euphemism for "dick" but whatever. Maybe that's what Caitlyn Jenner calls his.
Posted by: Q at February 13, 2016 11:51 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
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No. I believe you are thinking of the Chaparral Can-Am car.
There were two turbines that showed up, the Granatelli car, and another.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:51 PM (ZxmMG)
"Angier said "I never knew if I'd be the one in the box, or the one on the balcony", probably creating intentional ambiguity over which one was the clone and which one was the original, or if the notion of clone/original was even relevant.
He killed himself with the waterbox because it was how his wife died, and because Cutter originally described drowning as "going home". Cutter later reveals that drowning is actually agony, which references back to what the other guy said in regards to wanting to be fooled, that we don't want to know he was horribly killing himself every night simply to get one good act of revenge. Hell, it also shows that Angier probably didn't want to know that drowning was agony, and he would have loved to have been fooled into believing his clones were feeling like they were finally going home after a lifetime of pain."
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2016 11:46 PM (VdICR)
To sum up "The Prestige": Wolverine vs. Batman with the assistance of Ziggy Stardust
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 13, 2016 11:51 PM (vBeA5)
Yeah, they still race, the purses are still huge, and the boat babes are still hot.
But the boats and the races just aren't all that telegenic, now.
And that is our loss.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (McRlu)
That's right brother. When people want to see the Thunder, they want to see the pythons!!!!!
Now excuse me while I go and fondle my daughter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8BKiigBsa8
Posted by: Hulk Hogan at February 13, 2016 11:51 PM (Z7G74)
Rubio/Bush 2016! (I know, 2 Floriduhs) -- that's where the magic is apparently, we're just too stoopid to see it.
Posted by: SMOD/Orbital Nukes 2016! -- The only way to be sure at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (H9MG5)
He had that script written since Wednesday.
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:52 PM (zt+N6)
No Hill or Bern though with the ones I talked to although I know which ones would lean that way so didn't talk politics.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 13, 2016 11:52 PM (plIhw)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:52 PM (9XzdI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----------------
Making space in the back bedroom for the hobo. Is that considered fun?
Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2016 11:52 PM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Dr. Hunscrewdriver at February 13, 2016 11:52 PM (zmW4B)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 13, 2016 11:51 PM (vBeA5)<<<
And magic tangerines.
Posted by: Michael Caine at February 13, 2016 11:53 PM (H9MG5)
I'd put the Adams family up there. Draft up a 50 dollar bill with John, Quincy, Henry, Charles Francis Jr. and the rest.
Yeah, John Adams humped the bunk with his Alien and Sedition Acts, and Quincy earned his one-term Presidency too. But they both did wonderful work before and after taking office. And the Adamses after them, who stuck to political literature and historiography, they were the equals of de Tocqueville. At least.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 11:53 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Lauren at February 13, 2016 11:48 PM (0C2f1)
No, it was one of the new "long life" incandecent light bulbs.
Posted by: The Luminous Hat at February 13, 2016 11:53 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 11:53 PM (OC+TJ)
But where do I send my pictures? *ducking*
No. I believe you are thinking of the Chaparral Can-Am car.
That's the one. Wierd thing. My dad had a book of strange and unique cars, tons of fascinating things in there.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at February 13, 2016 11:53 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:54 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (zt+N6)
Ugh, can't bring myself to have anything to with the stupid twilight slash fic mommy porn.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:54 PM (2CJfg)
The pet thread was way cool! Looking forward to another.
Awful, the way everything ground to a halt today.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 13, 2016 11:54 PM (044Fx)
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (zt+N6)
Ugh, can't bring myself to have anything to with the stupid twilight slash fic mommy porn.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:54 PM (2CJfg)
You should at least read ace's live blogging it.
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:55 PM (zt+N6)
except in lower case
none of you lazy asses even read our post
Posted by: L, Elle at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (2x3L
Was on the road today L, Elle. Going to read it when I have chance.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 13, 2016 11:55 PM (plIhw)
I've got a Polish made Mosin M-44, manufactured in 1952.
The bluing on it rivals or exceeds most of the nicer grade commercial rifles available for sale on the modern market.
The fit and finish, of every part and in every respect, is worthy of a bespoke rifle.
When I got it, there were still feathery grains of wood, which could be felt with the fingers and observed through an 8x loupe, in the stamped cartouches on the stock.
The rifle had been built, proof-fired, and put in storage, but without being slathered in cosmoline. The bore is a bright, shiny, mirror finished work of art.
It was unfired when I bought it about ten years ago.
Shoots 2 in. or smaller groups with Winchester White Box (Metric) ammo.
Don't know how they did it, but the trigger is as good as any match rifle I've ever fired.
Absolutely belies the whole "cheap Mosin" trope. This thing is a trophy, and a gem.
Hope you can find one like it!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2016 11:55 PM (McRlu)
When law enforcement officers are being gunned down so frequently these days I think that the war within is at a critical point that will only get worse if we don't find the courage to fight back.
I work with vets everyday - WMD was found. They weren't in one super warehouse but in caches throughout Iraq. Fuck Trump.
Posted by: cheri at February 13, 2016 11:46 PM (ylAck)
Don't forget about the 550 TONS of yellowcake uranium that was found in Iraq and quietly shipped to Canada to be disposed of.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 13, 2016 11:55 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:56 PM (9XzdI)
Posted by: Kreplach at February 13, 2016 11:56 PM (WVvzl)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:56 PM (39g3+)
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Depends if there were power tools involved
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:56 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Boone at February 13, 2016 11:57 PM (bLfK+)
Hmmmmm.
*he is auctioning them so I don't know if he'll part with single pieces or is trying to sell the whole lot as a group.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 13, 2016 11:57 PM (plIhw)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 13, 2016 11:58 PM (AJeMv)
And:
- Andrew Jackson: (early) Democrat
- Harriet Tubman: (early) Republican
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:16 PM
I think it might, might make a point if Tubman was put on the $20 during a Rep. pres. Tho the press would loose the whole narrative, I'm sure.
Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 13, 2016 11:58 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:54 PM (2CJfg)
Someone referred to 50 Shades as having such undeveloped 2-dimensional characters that it almost qualified as a coloring book.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2016 11:58 PM (q2o38)
and approved by a GOP-controlled Senate, or a far-left nut job judge
nominated by Clinton and approved by a Democrat-controlled Senate which
will abolish the filibuster for SCOTUS nominations? Just asking, don't
call me a dick or a bleeding rectal itch or GOPe or a fuckwad or Jeb!
please.
Posted by: Last Reasonable Man Alive Apparently at February 13, 2016 11:41 PM (Y8P5w)
False dilemma fallacy. Those are not our only choices.
And I would not have guessed GOPe... I would think Organizing for America plant. Do you get work credit for this?
just kidding... mostly
Posted by: redbanzai at February 13, 2016 11:58 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:55 PM (zt+N6)
I tried. No joy. The whole thing is just too retarded for words for me.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:59 PM (2CJfg)
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:55 PM (zt+N6)
Oh my, yes. Ace needs to do that more often.
Posted by: Josephistan at February 13, 2016 11:59 PM (7qAYi)
And I can't claim any personal association with Mr. Scalia, I just realize how important his work had been and that it's now probably going to be shat upon asap.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 13, 2016 11:59 PM (044Fx)
What we do know is why our political class wants us to keep remembering Tubman. It's to keep telling you that whites who support the status quo are evil. On the wrong side of history, so losers too.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 14, 2016 12:00 AM (6FqZa)
Police said the woman’s car had dark tinted windows and a sunshade covering the dashboard, which made it difficult to see inside the vehicle. The store’s security cameras only archive footage for 60 days, but video shows the car parked in the same spot since December.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 14, 2016 12:01 AM (FkBIv)
Hoping to. Gonna feel him out before I even ask.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 14, 2016 12:01 AM (plIhw)
Posted by: Josephistan at February 14, 2016 12:02 AM (7qAYi)
When I heard of Titanic II I figured it was a SyFy movie
Nah, that'd be Titanicnado or Sharktanic.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 14, 2016 12:02 AM (o78gS)
Send us your damm pics. MisHum has decided rabbits are included as pets, but I'm drawing a line in the sand with any pet that resembles a rodent. Keep those pics to yourselves.
That includes the big 2: No mice and No rats. You weird sickos. Unless it's vid of them being eaten by snakes. We might reconsider.
And then squirrels, Nutria, opussum. No one wants to see that. Those pic should remain private.
petmorons at the gee mail dot com
Posted by: L, Elle at February 14, 2016 12:03 AM (2x3L+)
Oh man, this is going to be so bad.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 13, 2016 11:56 PM (WVvzl)
What was arguably even worse than the Lefties cheerleading over Scalia's death is that Clarence Thomas was trending on Twitter for a few hours after the news broke. I initially thought something had happened to him too, but thankfully Thomas was fine and the trending was due to lib-tards making all kinds of nasty comments about him and wanting Thomas to join Scalia in death. Oh, and apparently Thomas did nothing on his own, all he did was mimic Scalia.
What a bunch of fucking ghouls.
Posted by: Thrawn at February 14, 2016 12:03 AM (s87AC)
I agree; take something lame and overrated, but not obviously terrible and live blog watching it with his gift for language and observation. Not The Dark Backward but stuff like Bridges of Madison County or Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:03 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: cheri at February 14, 2016 12:04 AM (ylAck)
They know what time it is, it's hammer time.
We are going to have to hit back twice as hard, get out there and vote like you're life depends on it because it
surely does.
Tell the GOPe they have to hold fast and deny a nominee, no matter who is vomited forth.
This is the hill to die on.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 12:04 AM (WVvzl)
Oh man, this is going to be so bad.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 13, 2016 11:56 PM (WVvzl)
Slashdot: unmoored socialism for geeks. So what's the concensus over there?
Posted by: joncelli at February 14, 2016 12:04 AM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Not unless you consider a shopvac a power tool.
Used it to inflate an air matress. Meh - got him off the couch, anyway.
Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2016 12:05 AM (OUpHg)
except in lower case
Case doesn't matter for email addresses. I mistakenly believed this for quite a long time, until I looked it up a few weeks ago.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 14, 2016 12:05 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 14, 2016 12:01 AM (FkBIv)
Was it the buzzards buying up all the can-openers in Housewares that tipped them off?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 12:05 AM (Z8fuk)
And then squirrels, Nutria, opussum. No one wants to see that. Those pic should remain private.
petmorons at the gee mail dot com
Posted by: L, Elle
So...hamsters and gerbils are okay?
Posted by: Richard Gere at February 14, 2016 12:05 AM (/ciMI)
Send us your damm pics. MisHum has decided rabbits are included as pets, but I'm drawing a line in the sand with any pet that resembles a rodent. Keep those pics to yourselves.
That includes the big 2: No mice and No rats. You weird sickos. Unless it's vid of them being eaten by snakes. We might reconsider.
And then squirrels, Nutria, opussum. No one wants to see that. Those pic should remain private.
petmorons at the gee mail dot com
Posted by: L, Elle at February 14, 2016 12:03 AM (2x3L+)
***
Capybaras okay?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:05 AM (lutOX)
What about baby possums? They are kinda cute.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:06 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: cheri at February 14, 2016 12:04 AM (ylAck)
Bekkaa Valley, Lebanon
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2016 12:06 AM (2CJfg)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 12:06 AM (OvUux)
Couldn't have been Sarin or other gas residue from the genocide of Marsh Arabs or Kurds, no way man, Saddam was straight up.
Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at February 14, 2016 12:06 AM (B1ik8)
Posted by: derit at February 14, 2016 12:07 AM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:07 AM (39g3+)
I try to keep my chin up, but I'm torn between chin up, doom & let it burn
At least Red Green is on tv at the moment
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:08 AM (voOPb)
Send us your damm pics. MisHum has decided rabbits are included as pets, but I'm drawing a line in the sand with any pet that resembles a rodent. Keep those pics to yourselves.
That includes the big 2: No mice and No rats. You weird sickos. Unless it's vid of them being eaten by snakes. We might reconsider.
And then squirrels, Nutria, opussum. No one wants to see that. Those pic should remain private.
petmorons at the gee mail dot com
Posted by: L, Elle at February 14, 2016 12:03 AM (2x3L+)
Anteaters?
(Asking for my buddy, Salvador...)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (lutOX)
Sadly, yeah. They should have nailed the convoy, war had already been declared. No reason to be paralyzed by your schedule.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Last Reasonable Man Alive Apparently at February 13, 2016 11:41 PM (Y8P5w)
___
The GOP can make that decision after the election. If Hilary/Bernie win, they approve whatever moderate Obama nominates. If a Republican wins, they tell Obama to fuck off and don't approve anyone.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (0LHZx)
Pro tip -- Use moar 10 gallon pots.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (gyKtp)
Jefferson ratted out Burr, who took a shot at nation building out West. Lewis took care of Burr by selling him out to the Spanish. Clark, covering for Jefferson, was to terminate Lewis during the crossing to the Pacific but Sa-caw-ja-wa threatened him with Grizzley Bear Who Rapes. When they got back to Missouri, Clark killed Lewis and made it look like suicide.
This is you Common Core history moment.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (AJeMv)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (yNyJy)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 12:10 AM (hVdx9)
I remember when slashdot was about technology.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 12:06 AM (OvUux)
It's a case study of what happens when Lefties take over anything. It loses its purpose and becomes just another mask worn to advance the agenda.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 14, 2016 12:10 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: ChocoCheese
Just wait. Soon we'll have mandatory classes like "The Marxist-Leninist Foundations of Particle Physics" just like they did in the Soviet Union.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 14, 2016 12:10 AM (zmW4B)
When he was using the drunk guy as his double he was jealous he (who did the hard work) had to hide under the stage.
Even if he created a perfect clone, he'd be back in that position again. Actually, that might even create a problem of two Angiers vying for the spotlight if their personalities were exact as well.
So, was creating and killing clones a perfect solution? Maybe not. But the guy wasn't right in the head after losing his wife. I mean, come on, he had Scarlett Johansson and wrecked that too. Clearly not sane.
Posted by: Michael Caine, and his magic tangerine at February 14, 2016 12:10 AM (H9MG5)
Just please, no rodents please.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 14, 2016 12:10 AM (2x3L+)
Posted by: DeCaprio's Bear at February 14, 2016 12:10 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:10 AM (voOPb)
Sadly, yeah. They should have nailed the convoy, war had already been declared. No reason to be paralyzed by your schedule.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (39g3+)
***
Russians, as I recall, were involved.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:11 AM (lutOX)
The consensus is that Scalia was a fascist, the GOP is politicizing his death, which is true and absolutely necessary, and the Obama needs to appoint a far left jurist to counter balance the right wing court.
Horrible, just horrible.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 12:12 AM (WVvzl)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 14, 2016 12:13 AM (/ciMI)
The band Genesis, better in the 70s with Peter Gabriel and the prog rock or with Phil Collins and the pop rock?
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 14, 2016 12:13 AM (AJeMv)
RIP Justice Scalia.
I pray.
Posted by: cheri at February 13, 2016 11:20 PM
Prayers up to all.
T
Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 14, 2016 12:13 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 14, 2016 12:10 AM (2x3L+)
Not even a giant beaver?
http://roadsideattractions.ca/beaverlodge.htm
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 12:14 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 14, 2016 12:14 AM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:14 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2016 12:15 AM (VdICR)
We have resources here, living semi-rural. Come what may.
Greentips and tightlips forever.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:15 AM (044Fx)
While I respect the prog rock stuff with Peter Gabriel I really didn't like it nearly as much as when Phil Collins sort of took over. Stuff like Duchess and 3 Sides Live were better than Selling England by the Pound, I think.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:15 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:16 AM (voOPb)
Same could be said for Gabriel, too.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 14, 2016 12:16 AM (B8JRQ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:16 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 14, 2016 12:17 AM (plIhw)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:17 AM (044Fx)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 14, 2016 12:17 AM (plIhw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 12:17 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 14, 2016 12:14 AM (yNyJy
Surprising.
Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2016 12:18 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:18 AM (044Fx)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2016 12:18 AM (VdICR)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698583017250516995
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698583145629802496
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698583540238262272
Posted by: kbdabear at February 14, 2016 12:18 AM (9hVWo)
I really need to find more ammo from my boating accidents
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:18 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 14, 2016 12:19 AM (yNyJy)
Listening to The Slippermen made you want to put on a latex mask or just dress up as a giant sunflower.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 12:20 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 12:20 AM (hVdx9)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698583741397078016
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698583938021879809
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698584147502178304
Posted by: kbdabear at February 14, 2016 12:20 AM (9hVWo)
We are so totally, royally, completely fucked.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 14, 2016 12:20 AM (dt+4+)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:20 AM (044Fx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:21 AM (voOPb)
I would pick up as much gun manufacturer stock for the short term. 1-2 years.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 12:21 AM (WVvzl)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:20 AM (044Fx)
That's a lot to spend on strippers. I hope you got some dances out of that.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 12:21 AM (q2o38)
I have cured the most skeptical hiccuping motherfuckers with it. And they always give me the same look right afterwards, even if they don't want to admit it worked. People are weird.
They're not physiological (unless drunk). Requires a psychological cure, and that one is the cure to end them all. Try it next time and report back here.
Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 14, 2016 12:22 AM (JwLCI)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 12:06 AM (OvUux)
Yep, me too. It was, until around January 2001.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 14, 2016 12:22 AM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:22 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 14, 2016 12:22 AM (AJeMv)
Posted by: cm9000 at February 14, 2016 12:22 AM (2TUVm)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698584336480604160
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698584497567223809
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698584676211015681
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698584862605844480
Posted by: kbdabear at February 14, 2016 12:22 AM (9hVWo)
Such as the $100 eczema jammie set I just bought for my toddler.
Posted by: Lauren at February 14, 2016 12:23 AM (f3Iw2)
I have a pet possum. Here's a pic of him, but he & Tucker dont play so well together.
http://tinypic.com/r/11sgy6s/9
Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2016 12:23 AM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:23 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Josephistan at February 14, 2016 12:24 AM (7qAYi)
By the way, she was named for the Doctor Who companion, not for the Futurama character (who was named in homage to a Messiaen composition, and not for a Doctor Who companion). She liked Orbison, was okay with Thera, didn't like Logan and really didn't like Striker. (These are all cat names.)
I have THOUSANDS more Leela pix but I won't send 'em.
---unless there's popular demand for 'em (heh heh heh)!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 14, 2016 12:25 AM (B8JRQ)
A man with no discernible neck who looks like a human muppet character does not cut a resolute figure.
Obamas nominee will sail through the senate by the end of March.
Beware the idea of March.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 12:25 AM (WVvzl)
Collins is a punk IMHO
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:14 AM (voOPb)
Collins is more American than the POTUS, and a Texan to boot.
http://tinyurl.com/hl8fr4p
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2016 12:25 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 14, 2016 12:25 AM (yNyJy)
So... no threesome pics?
Posted by: squirrel, nutria and opossum at February 14, 2016 12:26 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: L, Elle at February 14, 2016 12:26 AM (2x3L+)
Posted by: stonecutter at February 14, 2016 12:26 AM (2ReCv)
I have THOUSANDS more Leela pix but I won't send 'em.
---unless there's popular demand for 'em (heh heh heh)!
Uh.... I might have a passing interest in the topic.
Posted by: Philip J. Fry at February 14, 2016 12:27 AM (7qAYi)
Collins is a punk IMHO
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:14 AM (voOPb)
Collins is more American than the POTUS, and a Texan to boot.
http://tinyurl.com/hl8fr4p
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2016 12:25 AM (Z7G74)
It wasn't between the Genesis singers & Obama just Gabriel & Collins.
Music wise I prefer Gabriel
Politics wise I would prefer Obama leave & never be spoken of again
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:27 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 14, 2016 12:13 AM (AJeMv)
Prog era > Pop era
Posted by: A Hat Lies Down On Broadway at February 14, 2016 12:28 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 14, 2016 12:28 AM (0LHZx)
I haven't quite yet reached the "onion tied to my belt" phase, but I can tell I'll be there before too long.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:28 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:28 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Richard Hammond at February 14, 2016 12:29 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:29 AM (9ym/8)
Gives me a chuckle, anyway...
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:30 AM (044Fx)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 14, 2016 12:30 AM (AJeMv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:30 AM (voOPb)
I've found that doing a shot of vinegar works to cure hiccups about 50% of the time.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 14, 2016 12:31 AM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: L, Elle
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Ha!
That really is a pic of a possum that Tucker played with...
For about 30 seconds.
It's a cute pic if you don't mind dead rodents!
Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2016 12:31 AM (OUpHg)
The guy had a twin. Wow, smart...
I have to confess that I had no idea that it was Bowie playing Nikola.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 12:31 AM (OvUux)
On strippers?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:29 AM (9ym/
***
Booth-bunnies at the gun show....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:31 AM (lutOX)
You know, since Ryan capitulated and let a budget deal go in place until after Obama is done ... the Congress doesn't 'have' to pass anything this year. Everything is optional - Obama and "I wanna do something" McConnell have no leverage.
Not saying he was that smart, but you play the cards your dealt.
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:31 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:32 AM (044Fx)
-----
Leela is so pretty a kitty. I thought of her first as the kitty addition.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 14, 2016 12:32 AM (2x3L+)
On strippers?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:29 AM (9ym/
***
Booth-bunnies at the gun show....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:31 AM (lutOX)
Like one of those true sushi dinners
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:32 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2016 12:32 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:33 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:32 AM (044Fx)
Is that where they put the singles when they aren't wearing a G-string?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 12:33 AM (Z8fuk)
--------
Hold it. Was the 5.56 $150, or the strippers?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2016 12:34 AM (n22zQ)
Moo Moo
Hey I'm getting ready for free schooling
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:34 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: cm9000 at February 14, 2016 12:34 AM (2TUVm)
What is this onion around the waist you speak of?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:30 AM (voOPb)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o-7MmhqNfA
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:34 AM (lutOX)
Same as some else said, I'm sorry my first concern was about me and mine and our country at his death.
I should have mentioned condolences to his family.
This isn't the end, they can truly block any Obama appt. I'm gonna rag on Mark Kirk tomorrow. He won't get my vote if he confirms an Obama nominee. And I think he likes his cushy job.
Work beckons tomorrow.
Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 14, 2016 12:34 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:35 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bernie, brandishing Leninesque gestures at February 14, 2016 12:36 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:36 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 14, 2016 12:36 AM (ekmuQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:28 AM (lutOX)
My problem is that what music is of my childhood? Dad liked Sousa, Mom listened to Adult Contemporary for the background noise, I became really musically aware first listening to Soiuxsie and the Banshees, Soft Cell and listening to latin dance music.
Last month I started listening to Polish Pop music.
Onion tied to my belt would be easier to explain.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 12:36 AM (q2o38)
Music wise I prefer Gabriel
Politics wise I would prefer Obama leave & never be spoken of again
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:27 AM (voOPb)
Collin's collection of Alamo artifacts was estimated to be worth in the tens of millions of dollars. Giving up all of that makes me like his time with Genesis more than Gabriel's.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2016 12:37 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 14, 2016 12:37 AM (ekmuQ)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2016 12:37 AM (9ltS8)
Posted by: Bernie, brandishing Leninesque gestures
****
Except guns and ammo
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 12:37 AM (hVdx9)
Moo Moo
Hey I'm getting ready for free schooling
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:34 AM (voOPb)
***
That was a typo - we're not getting "schooling," we're getting "shlonging."
Oh, and it won't be free - we'll be paying out the ass for it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:38 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: cm9000 at February 14, 2016 12:39 AM (2TUVm)
Plus, I admit the critique of "Wolverine and Batman fight over magician stuff" was too fun to ignore.
There was another point I wanted to make but I...I had all these beers, and...and now they're all...they're all gone!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 14, 2016 12:39 AM (B8JRQ)
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:39 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Bernie, brandishing Leninesque gestures at February 14, 2016 12:39 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Jmel at February 14, 2016 12:39 AM (15vyA)
Moo Moo
Hey I'm getting ready for free schooling
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:34 AM (voOPb)
***
That was a typo - we're not getting "free schooling," we're getting "free shlonging."
Oh, and it won't be free - that was a typo, too.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:39 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:40 AM (9ym/8)
Oh, and it won't be free - we'll be paying out the ass for it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****
You mean the survivors will.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 12:40 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 12:40 AM (OvUux)
You know, since Ryan capitulated and let a budget deal go in place until after Obama is done ... the Congress doesn't 'have' to pass anything this year. Everything is optional - Obama and "I wanna do something" McConnell have no leverage.
Not saying he was that smart, but you play the cards your dealt.
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:31 AM (cXiMR)
That was my recollection of the budget deal.
Looks like the GOP may have lucked themselves into actually fighting Obama this year. Maybe.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2016 12:40 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2016 12:40 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:40 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 14, 2016 12:28 AM
Now I'm into strange territory. I agree w/ MooMoo.
ALERT*ALERT*
Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 14, 2016 12:41 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:41 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:41 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 14, 2016 12:41 AM (ekmuQ)
I have to confess that I had no idea that it was Bowie playing Nikola.
Posted by: ChocoCheese
Total mis-cast for Tesla.
That said, it's a tragedy and not a story.
P'haps the reason why it wasn't as praised.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 14, 2016 12:42 AM (wCF3s)
Posted by: Bernie, brandishing Leninesque gestures at February 14, 2016 12:39 AM (n22zQ)
Old joke: "Please don't tell my mother that I'm an engineer. She thinks I play piano in a whorehouse."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 12:42 AM (Z8fuk)
Moo Moo
Hey I'm getting ready for free schooling
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:34 AM (voOPb)
***
That was a typo - we're not getting "free schooling," we're getting "free shlonging."
Oh, and it won't be free - that was a typo, too.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:39 AM (lutOX)
It will also be "dry".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2016 12:42 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2016 12:42 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 14, 2016 12:43 AM (AJeMv)
What is the rule or law called where all orgs, given enough time, go full progtard?
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 12:43 AM (OvUux)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:43 AM (044Fx)
I saw a scary comment on Twitter. It said : "RIP Scalia. You got out just in time."
I hope that isn't as accurate as I fear it is.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:43 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's '
I dont trust them to actually fight Obama; I just want them to do NOTHING. Gavel in, maybe meaningless some hearings, keep the Senate in session, and go home. Maybe a resolution demanding s special prosecutor, maybe - might just want to let that fester.
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:44 AM (cXiMR)
That said, it's a tragedy and not a story.
P'haps the reason why it wasn't as praised.
I guess Charles Bronson wasn't available.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 12:44 AM (OvUux)
Posted by: eman at February 14, 2016 12:44 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Do her claws cause paralysis and death?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 14, 2016 12:45 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
8 here, inside the Beltway -- I expect things to start breaking soon.
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:45 AM (cXiMR)
Onion tied to my belt would be easier to explain.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 12:36 AM (q2o3
***
Behold - Serbian turbo-folk!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoOXyaPVVgI
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:46 AM (lutOX)
Well, 5.56 too. If somebody's stripping them up that would be interesting.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:46 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----------------
Heh. Mrs. H and I were visiting another couple, he also an engineer. When the other woman found out that I was also, she exclaimed, "My god! Have you ever watched him slice a banana!? It's like they're doing surgery!". For some reason, my wife found that very funny.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2016 12:47 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: eman at February 14, 2016 12:47 AM (MQEz6)
They still have to pass a 2016-2017 budget for other things not contained in the CROMNIBUS they vomitted out.
So look for the Donks to shut the government down.
The GOP will fold like faster than you could possibly
Imagine.
We're proper fucked.
Proper.
Fucked.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 12:47 AM (WVvzl)
Lol. This L'Elle chick is spunky. I like her.
Ace should let her contribute to this smart military blog. Maybe let her do posts about dogs or cats or something....once in a while....like on the weekends when it's slower around here...
Just a thought.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 14, 2016 12:47 AM (Qj6zv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 12:47 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:48 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:48 AM (044Fx)
Bowie was excellent portraying The Elephant Man on Broadway back in the 80s. Hurt was very good in the movie version, but Bowie was far better in his stage performance.
Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 14, 2016 12:49 AM (yNyJy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2016 12:50 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society
I knew a family like that. A father and four sons. They could play any instrument ever made. They would pick one up and would be proficient in a couple of days at most.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 14, 2016 12:50 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:50 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2016 12:50 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 14, 2016 12:50 AM (plIhw)
He is the a constitutional lawyer, ya know.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 14, 2016 12:51 AM (AJeMv)
But where would we send pictures of our pets?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:51 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:51 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 14, 2016 12:28 AM
Now I'm into strange territory. I agree w/ MooMoo.
ALERT*ALERT*
Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 14, 2016 12:41 AM (o/90i)
Same thing happened to me the other day. 24 hours oughta fix it.
Posted by: Blano at February 14, 2016 12:52 AM (3eoPa)
Goga is my favorite.
Yes, I have a favorite Serbian turbo-folk performer.
Sue me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q533RHWKss
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:52 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 12:52 AM (Z8fuk)
Okay, so we saw cans of 5.56, 420 pieces (already on stripper clips) for $150 a can. At a local store. Thought it was a good price.
?
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:52 AM (044Fx)
And while the feckless nutless GOP wanders around aimlessly stepping on their own dicks and bumping into walls the entire progressive apparatus and war machine is gearing up for a coordinated assault and advance to press the agenda a move the ratchet.
Obama will get his pick, guaranteed.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 12:53 AM (WVvzl)
Anything anybody gives a shit about is in there. Whats missing?
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:53 AM (cXiMR)
Back in the Carter era, when I was a USAF cop, all of our 5.56 came in a 20 rd. cardboard box, in a pair of ten-round stripper clips.
We were issued the adapter to fit over the top of the 20 rd. mags we were then issued, (didn't get 30 rounders 'till 197
, and loaded our mags in two, ten round pushes.
During my whole (1 hitch) enlistment, I never saw the 5.56 packaged in any other manner.
In that I was on the base Rifle & Pistol team, and qualified as "alternate" for the Air Training Command team, you might guess that I burned through more than the average number of rounds that the normal USAF puke would see in an entire career. And all the 5.56 was all on stripper clips.
Our practice .38 spl. was Winchester 148 gr. full wadcutters, pure lead, in 50 rd. commercial packaging.
Issue "duty" .38 spl, was some odd FMJ of about 148 gr., if I recall correctly? And it was crap, Bounce off a windshield, fail to penetrate a car door, crap. They finally issued a higher pressure version of the same round, about 150 fps faster, I think. A bit more bark when fired, but still, pretty weak tea by today's standards.
The duty ammo came in 50 rd., small cardboard boxes, with rounds nestled in alternating "bullet up, bullet down" orientation, much like old 50 rd. boxes of .22 LR. Those had the Olin name on the box.
Of course, I was fully outprocessed before the advent of the M-9 Beretta and it's 9mm fodder, so I can't speak to that ammo's presentation.
But yeah, 5.56 on stripper clips. Was a thing.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2016 12:54 AM (McRlu)
?
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:52 AM (044Fx)
Is 30 cents a round a good price? I suppose it would depend upon quality, and type of bullet, no?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 12:55 AM (Z8fuk)
?"
And I'm not challenging you. I'm saying "wow, I've never seen that before can you tell me where that is?"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:55 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
To do what? Vote for Bernie, he still a Mondale candidate.
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:56 AM (cXiMR)
Harder to say because there could be a physio component at that point. You could try it, though. This cure is infallible to those I have watched try it - and certainly to me as I get rid of them after one or two hiccups now - every time.
It requires some faith at that moment, but telling yourself you HAD them over and over again gets you most of the way to "faith", even if you think it's stupid at first. Thinking you "have" them is fuel for them. It's very weird. And also hilarious because I love watching the mind at work.
It certainly doesn't make you feel dumber than all the other quack distraction cures. And takes far less physical effort, which I know the rons and ettes are all about.
Posted by: Mega at February 14, 2016 12:56 AM (JwLCI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I-LKGEEE9M
Somehow it seems more interesting when I don't understand a word
Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 12:56 AM (q2o38)
Be well
Thanks for checking out our thread
See ya later
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:48 AM
Be well MisHum. We can wait to see what the snow is gonna be. Yuck.
Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 14, 2016 12:56 AM (o/90i)
I'm thinking we either need to get involved in a secessionist party or join a militia, preferably one that is more pragmatic than unhinged.
Posted by: Burn It Down at February 14, 2016 12:56 AM (qHgBB)
Posted by: eman at February 14, 2016 12:47 AM (MQEz6)
Of course Obama will prevail over the "bitter opposition" of the Republican Senate.
Posted by: cm9000 at February 14, 2016 12:57 AM (2TUVm)
Posted by: Blano
Call your doctor if you agree for more than 24 hours.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 14, 2016 12:57 AM (FkBIv)
aimlessly stepping on their own dicks and bumping into walls the entire
progressive apparatus and war machine is gearing up for a coordinated
assault and advance to press the agenda a move the ratchet.
Obama will get his pick, guaranteed.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 12:53 AM (WVvzl)
Don't be so pessimistic Kreplach
Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 12:58 AM (NPofj)
Keep bitchslapping those evil death-worshipping Stalinists known as "liberals" and "progressives." :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2016 12:58 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue dba Ylva of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy at February 14, 2016 12:59 AM (NTbr4)
We are so totally, royally, completely fucked.
Posted by: fixerupper at February 14, 2016 12:20 AM (dt+4+)
Yeah whoda thunk even yesterday we'd be suddenly begging the Turtle for deliverance??
Posted by: Blano at February 14, 2016 12:59 AM (3eoPa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I-LKGEEE9M
Somehow it seems more interesting when I don't understand a word
Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 12:56 AM (q2o3
***
She's gorgeous, and has a lovely voice.....
She could sing the Krakow phone book and I'd be entranced.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:00 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2016 01:00 AM (YJmuy)
wowzors.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:00 AM (OvUux)
Yeah, local sporting goods store, small place and the special price ended last friday(?). Greentips.
Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 01:00 AM (044Fx)
I'm going to nurse this beer quietly and hit the hay and perhaps things will look better in the morning.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 14, 2016 01:00 AM (ekmuQ)
Posted by: Lauren at February 14, 2016 01:01 AM (0C2f1)
Posted by: redbanzai
****
Sounds like he's just being realistic based on copious amounts of previous behavior.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:01 AM (hVdx9)
I can't even enjoy that joke for how obvious it is.
Yeah Nolan isn't as enjoyable as some other A-List directors. I still hope they give him a Bond movie.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2016 01:02 AM (VdICR)
wowzors.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:00 AM (OvUux)
***
Indeed. She's got a lovely back, doesn't she?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:02 AM (lutOX)
She could sing the Krakow phone book and I'd be entranced.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:00 AM (lutOX)
And the things they did with spirit gum to keep that shirt on and in place . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 01:04 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 01:04 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:02 AM (lutOX)
That must be a typo for "rack".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 01:05 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 12:53 AM (WVvzl)
Don't be so pessimistic Kreplach
Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 12:58 AM (NPofj)
Right on redbanzai. With Trump and Cruz breathing down the necks of the Establishment they should know better. Then again Kreplach is probably right. What does Ace like to call it? Failure Theatre?
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 14, 2016 01:05 AM (UnJ7w)
----
Spunky, huh? I've been called fiesty a lot and a bitch. I think is a far better compliment. Thank you.
----
And ChristipherT is just trolling me now, but I'll pimp out the pet thread address again bc I'm a sellout:
petmorons at the g male dot com.
Posted by: L, Elle at February 14, 2016 01:05 AM (2x3L+)
It's hard not to be.
Just think about it for a second.
In order for Obama to not get a pick Mitch McConnel and his merry band of fucktards will have to stay resolute and strong in the face of the prog war machine - FOR A FUCKING YEAR!!
From a guy with no discernible neck and zero track record of being resolute.
Not gonna happen.
I predict Obama gets his nominee through by March.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 01:06 AM (WVvzl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 01:07 AM (Z8fuk)
Be well
Thanks for checking out our thread
See ya later
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:48 AM
Be well MisHum. We can wait to see what the snow is gonna be. Yuck.
Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 14, 2016 12:56 AM
OOPS, forgot toss the dirty sock.
I'll just toss this out there. Who hasn't thought he was murdered?
Can we get a legit autopsy out of this county in TX?
Do Dems control the situation there?
Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2016 01:07 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:02 AM (lutOX)
That must be a typo for "rack".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 01:05 AM (Z8fuk)
***
She's got that, too....
But - maybe I'm a freak - her back is just scrumptious....
A girl can buy breasts, but a good back is rare.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:08 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:10 AM (OvUux)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 01:12 AM (q2o38)
And yes, I am 100% sure that the JEF will get his man/woman/wtfever in the USSC.
WASTF.
Oh well.
Happy VDay y'all.
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:14 AM (rlfds)
Came in standard O.D. green 5.56 ammo cans, in cotton bandoleers with each pouch holding a 20 rd. box.
But I've not seen similar packaging in .mil surp ammo, since then.
Sure made loading mags a cinch, too. Frankly, I'd prefer those stripper clips and adapter over any number of Lula type gadgets, and that's fully admitting how damn good the Lula products are.
Some times, the old and simple, the tried and true....they worked for a century or so, for a damn good reason.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2016 01:17 AM (McRlu)
Indeed, a fine back is mighty fine.
Posted by: eman at February 14, 2016 01:17 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:18 AM (OvUux)
Posted by: D. Trump at February 14, 2016 01:18 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:10 AM (OvUux)
***
Yes, "She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went..."
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:18 AM (lutOX)
And yes, I am 100% sure that the JEF will get his man/woman/wtfever in the USSC.
WASTF.
Oh well.
Happy VDay y'all.
Posted by: SMFH
****
War it will be then. Damn.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:19 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: redbanzai
****
Sounds like he's just being realistic based on copious amounts of previous behavior.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:01 AM (hVdx9)
I know but this is one instance where I think pessimism will do more harm than good. People who think the worst is bound to happen do very little to avoid that worst.
I prefer the "Turtle better fucking not allow this to happen or we will nuke his ass from space" attitude. Andrew Breitbart would agree with me I think.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 01:19 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:20 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:18 AM (OvUux)
***
Polish girls...more proof that there is a God, and that He love us....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:20 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: cm9000 at February 14, 2016 01:20 AM (2TUVm)
I want to cry.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 01:20 AM (WVvzl)
I prefer the "Turtle better fucking not allow this to happen or we will nuke his ass from space" attitude. Andrew Breitbart would agree with me I think.
Posted by: redbanzai
****
Oh I will let my Congressman know what I think etc.
I am preparing for the worst tho.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:21 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: torabora at February 14, 2016 01:21 AM (QB0Xs)
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:14 AM (rlfds)
Same to you. Just another day in Blanoland.
Posted by: Blano at February 14, 2016 01:21 AM (3eoPa)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:22 AM (hVdx9)
And yes, I am 100% sure that the JEF will get his man/woman/wtfever in the USSC.
WASTF.
Oh well.
Happy VDay y'all.
Be well, we might win this fight. I'm in an optimistic mode. Have a good VDay yourself. We went out Fri to avoid the crowds.
Had leftovers today and Sun I'm cooking steaks for us.
This isn't over w/ Barry and the USSC. We shall see what men are made of.
Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2016 01:22 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Sen. McConnell RNC Sellout at February 14, 2016 01:23 AM (QB0Xs)
Posted by: eman at February 14, 2016 01:23 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:23 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2016 01:07 AM (o/90i)<<<
First Breitbart (Hi, Andrew!) and now Justice Scalia. That bitter bitch SCOAMF is probably still pissed at Alito for the way he "dissed" him during the State of the Union. He'd probably be wise to get a food tester.
Posted by: M. Corleone, wondering if SCOAMF is settling all family business at February 14, 2016 01:24 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:25 AM (rlfds)
---
Yeah. Did a double take there.
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:23 AM (rlfds)
***
I rode a tank
In the Generals' rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:25 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: cm9000 at February 14, 2016 01:20 AM (2TUVm)<<<
Sha-zam!
Posted by: Goober Graham at February 14, 2016 01:26 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: eman at February 14, 2016 01:23 AM (MQEz6)
Obama's SCOTUS pick can then be confirmed amongst the ashes, eh?
And people call *me* pessimistic,
. Posted by: Thrawn at February 14, 2016 01:26 AM (s87AC)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 14, 2016 01:26 AM (jV8Mq)
Roses are Red, Violets are Blued
McConnel leads Senate, man are we Screwed!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2016 01:27 AM (McRlu)
THat's my contribution to valentines day..
Brrrrrrt.
Congrats to all you married dudes. Us bachelors to the raptures hate this day.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:27 AM (OvUux)
Bring it.
Posted by: SMFH
****
Appropriate post #
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:22 AM (hVdx9)
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9kT37eIkaY
Posted by: Number of the Hat at February 14, 2016 01:27 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: eman at February 14, 2016 01:27 AM (MQEz6)
And dropping.
Yeah, someone is about to go to war against someone very soon.
Prayers up to all the Texan 'horde that are hurting due to oil bottoming out.
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:28 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 14, 2016 01:28 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: eman at February 14, 2016 01:29 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:29 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: derit at February 14, 2016 01:29 AM (OC+TJ)
Yeah, I said, "Bargaining Position."
He's going to bargain.
He's going to sell out for something.
Posted by: davidt at February 14, 2016 01:30 AM (8aOqE)
And dropping.
Yeah, someone is about to go to war against someone very soon.
Prayers up to all the Texan 'horde that are hurting due to oil bottoming out.
Posted by: SMFH
****
I just saw where OPEC may agree to a production cut. Oil had it's best day in 7 years on Friday they reported.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:31 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:33 AM (OvUux)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 14, 2016 01:34 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Sen. McConnell RNC Sellout at February 14, 2016 01:34 AM (QB0Xs)
Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2016 01:07 AM (o/90i)
Pelican Brief did cross my mind.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 01:35 AM (NPofj)
532 Chi,meanie, no way I'm clicking on that link. I had one tormenting me for a couple years at my house in TX
Posted by: L, Elle
-------------
Ha!
That really is a pic of a possum that Tucker played with...
For about 30 seconds.
It's a cute pic if you don't mind dead rodents!
Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2016 12:31 AM (OUpHg)
'Possums ain't rodents; they're marsupials.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2016 01:35 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: derit at February 14, 2016 01:29 AM (OC+TJ)
***
I've always felt a sort of sadness over the girls/women in that industry.
One doesn't end up there because of a clearly, rational decision - it bespeaks a dark past and unspeakable tragedy, I think.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:36 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 01:36 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Sen. McConnell RNC Sellout at February 14, 2016 01:36 AM (QB0Xs)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:36 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:36 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Nobody, Ever at February 14, 2016 01:37 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:38 AM (rlfds)
Story time?
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 01:39 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:39 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: Sen. McConnell RNC Sellout at February 14, 2016 01:34 AM (QB0Xs)
If you screw this up, You will be an ?INO because there will be no R party.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 01:39 AM (NPofj)
Let's us all cherish every one of our tomorrows. Our foes on the left want those days to be fewer than we'd like.
Our jobs then, will be to thwart their desires, and that with extreme prejudice.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2016 01:40 AM (McRlu)
Tomorrow I work, unfortunately, and also unfortunately the morrow is supposed to bring some weather and the Subaru has taken a huge dump (head gaskets if I'm lucky, timing belt if I'm not) so I get to take the horribly overpowered and RWD Mustang to work in it...unless milady is off work Monday due to weather and then I can take her FWD car in instead.
So how has everyone elses weekend gone?
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2016 01:41 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: torabora at February 14, 2016 01:41 AM (QB0Xs)
Posted by: Sen. McConnell RNC Sellout at February 14, 2016 01:34 AM (QB0Xs)
If you screw this up, You will be an ?INO because there will be no R party.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 01:39 AM (NPofj)
Wonder if the Whig party had a problem with...
WhINOs?
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 14, 2016 01:41 AM (f7rv6)
system works is that you can devote more time to prepare when things get
much, much worse.
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:36 AM (rlfds)
Clouds, silver linings, etc
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2016 01:42 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:42 AM (rlfds)
It's not junk either.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:43 AM (hVdx9)
I later declared I would be drinking "ron y codicia con un poco de limon aumentar el amargura"
So I'm off to muddle that codicia.
(Rum and avarice with a touch of lemon to bring out the bitterness)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 01:43 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:43 AM (rlfds)
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:39 AM (rlfds)
Good enough. Getting married in a year, starting in a new position at my current place of employment with a raise to boot - although I got no clue what the fuck I'm doing - embarking on getting in shape in again, slowly reconnecting with God and the Bible, trying to be the best son/brother I can be.
Success in all that with varying degrees but fuck it I'm trying.
You?
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 01:43 AM (R5HRU)
E-mails are ignored, and phone calls put on hold. But the physical bulk of snail mail can have an impact.
Posted by: The Writing Hat at February 14, 2016 01:43 AM (vBeA5)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2016 01:40 AM (McRlu)
Amen Jim... As Breitbert said to the left "Fuck you, War".
Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 01:43 AM (NPofj)
They seem to me the sparrows whose fall God didn't notice. Tragic, really...
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:44 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Juan McLame at February 14, 2016 01:44 AM (H9MG5)
Now, the dudes that hang on to those chicks are the real psychopaths.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:46 AM (OvUux)
Me? School, work, trying not kill the next asshole that looks at me sideways just because I'm covered in sheetrock powder and paint when I go to the nearby corner store for some libation.
Other than that, doing ok.
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:47 AM (rlfds)
I clearly have been out of the loop for a long time.
Seriously you made/produced porn? And now you post on the smartest military(?!) blog on the net?
Cool
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 01:50 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:47 AM (rlfds)
Bring a sheetrock with you... and they won't look sideways at you for long... or perhaps will look "sideways" for the long term.
Posted by: The Rock Hat at February 14, 2016 01:51 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Olympia Snowe-job Susan Collins at February 14, 2016 01:51 AM (H9MG5)
sideways just because I'm covered in sheetrock powder and paint when I
go to the nearby corner store for some libation.
Other than that, doing ok.
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:47 AM (rlfds)<<<
That's hot.
Posted by: Bob Vila at February 14, 2016 01:53 AM (H9MG5)
Today's consumption - four cans of Red Bull, a bottle of Taylor's Port, and two glasses of gewurtztraminer....
Laying off the liquor - my angel gave it up for Lent.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:54 AM (lutOX)
Found the Mustang's front brake fluid reservoir dry, and the pulley that drives the alternator is just sort of loosely hanging there on the front end of the crankshaft.
But I had chicken gorditas for dinner, so it's all good.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2016 01:56 AM (YJmuy)
That's like saying zerohedge is a financial blog. I keed!
Yeah, lifepath has been quite an arc...Thank God for delivering me from all that. I know that probably is anathema for "morons" but so be it.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:56 AM (OvUux)
I find people with your stories fascinating. Into porn, then saved and outta it.
And hey zerohedge IS a financial blog!
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 01:57 AM (R5HRU)
But I had chicken gorditas for dinner, so it's all good.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
****
Pffft. Like you need brakes for anything.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:59 AM (hVdx9)
Independent film production may be in the cards if the economy takes another dive.
Posted by: derit at February 14, 2016 02:00 AM (OC+TJ)
Yeah, animal testing by day and pr0n by night.
So when I would meet a lady while out, and they would ask me what I did...LOL Anything but the truth.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 02:00 AM (OvUux)
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:00 AM (R5HRU)
http://ht.ly/Yf0yb
Posted by: What The Hat! at February 14, 2016 02:00 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2016 02:01 AM (YJmuy)
There will be many more. This generation has been totally screwed by the establishment progs that groom that type of totally nihilistic behavior.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 02:04 AM (OvUux)
Both molested as kids and hypersexual as adults.
Multiple failed marriages etc.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 02:04 AM (hVdx9)
http://ht.ly/Yf0yb
Posted by: What The Hat! at February 14, 2016 02:00 AM (vBeA5)<<<
At least he didn't didn't leave a random bag of dog poop.
Posted by: protesting college SJWs at February 14, 2016 02:04 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 02:00 AM (OvUux)
LOL I can only imagine what your responses were
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:05 AM (R5HRU)
365 F**K a light bulb just exploded over my head.
Posted by: The Political Hat
She replied (paraphrasing) this is what I love about the commenters on Ace. Light bulb explodes over someone's head and what do they do? Clean it up? No, they comment about it!
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Well, let's see how this day went:
Got up, bright and sunny, started the day right with the morning thread.
Felt the 5.1 Oklahoma earthquake many miles away.
Milady and I had a good lunch of eggs, meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and peas.
Pet thread somewhere in there. Bragged about doggie.
Went to town. Read that Scalia died, headed right to AoS, which was on it of course.
Had to quit that to go do laundry (see comment #2).
Milady made great from-scratch pizza. Daughter dropped by, watched some videos, including Mark Dice on Scalia death conspiracy theories (sigh!).
Headed home, had a drink, plowed through ONT comments, and now...
I'm ready to rest up to face another amazing day.
♥
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Good night, whoever's still hanging around.
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Posted by: mindful webworker - day's over at February 14, 2016 02:07 AM (Q1QrS)
Both molested as kids and hypersexual as adults.
Multiple failed marriages etc.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 02:04 AM (hVdx9)
To a one, all the lesbians I know were molested as kids. I sense a correlation between childhood abuse and adult sexually deviant behavior.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 02:07 AM (NPofj)
and the pulley that drives the alternator is just sort of loosely
hanging there on the front end of the crankshaft.
But I had chicken gorditas for dinner, so it's all good.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2016 01:56 AM (YJmuy)
Mustang? *perks* Just had to put a front left caliper and hose on mine and now I think the right rear one is dragging a bit. Smells like it anyway, but the car will roll on a level surface so ???
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2016 02:07 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: The Rock Hat at February 14, 2016 01:51 AM (vBeA5)
Bring a sheetrock SAW with you...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 14, 2016 02:08 AM (T78UI)
Ania Wyszkonia is beautiful, with a very nice voice. I likes the allegory of the Polish flag there at the end. Subtle.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2016 02:09 AM (u82oZ)
breaks my heart to think of her.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:10 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: redbanzai
****
Yup. What happens as kids can stay with them for life where they constantly act out on it, without realizing it.
They both told me half the strippers are lesbians, and all of them think men are idiots/scum for giving them money to see them nude.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 02:10 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: derit at February 14, 2016 02:10 AM (OC+TJ)
When I told her I'd take a rain-check, she buried her face in my shoulder and wept.
I treated her like the sister I never had, and we're the closest of friends to this very day.
The world is a hard and cruel place for women, and I pray for my daughters every night, that they be spared such sorrow.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:14 AM (lutOX)
and now I think the right rear one is dragging a bit. Smells like it
anyway, but the car will roll on a level surface so ???
Fix that right rear.
I had the right front smoke on me when it seemed to be rolling just fine. Only took about a mile to start looking like a moving fire hazard.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2016 02:15 AM (YJmuy)
The ONLY reason POS McConnell said he would not hold a vote is to get MONEY...and when he has held off long enough to get what seems like to him enough MONEY, he will allow the cocksuckers and whores---eg Kirk and Stowe on his side to cave in the Dems and ....claim that he 'fought the good fight. For 'us'.
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at February 14, 2016 02:15 AM (jagfX)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 02:16 AM (OvUux)
Posted by: Hikaru at February 14, 2016 02:19 AM (eriW1)
absolute living, breathing angel - she had such a beautiful heart and
innocent soul - who thought herself obligated to f*ck me because I'd
been kind to her.
When I told her I'd take a rain-check, she buried her face in my shoulder and wept.
I treated her like the sister I never had, and we're the closest of friends to this very day.
The world is a hard and cruel place for women, and I pray for my daughters every night, that they be spared such sorrow.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:14 AM (lutOX)
Hopefully you told your friend at some point that decent men don't expect that. Women who are raised by decent men like you are far less likely to be predated on because the grow up expecting respect and demand it when they are grown.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 02:23 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Zombie Adam Weishaupt at February 14, 2016 02:24 AM (YJmuy)
You're a good man with a strong constitution.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:25 AM (R5HRU)
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Afuckingmen.
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 02:28 AM (rlfds)
Hopefully you told your friend at some point that decent men don't expect that. Women who are raised by decent men like you are far less likely to be predated on because the grow up expecting respect and demand it when they are grown.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 02:23 AM (NPofj)
***
I did, but by deeds, not words.
Held her until she cried herself to sleep, then tucked her in and slept on my couch while she took my bed.
What happened to her, I don't know and will never ask. She's a wounded angel, this one, and that's all I need to know.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:28 AM (lutOX)
You're a good man with a strong constitution.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:25 AM (R5HRU)
***
No, I'm a degenerate lech, but even I know the difference between right and wrong.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:33 AM (lutOX)
Eh, I know a lot of dudes who would have taken advantage.
Then again not being there and knowing her would probably change some folks.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:38 AM (R5HRU)
Eh, I know a lot of dudes who would have taken advantage.
Then again not being there and knowing her would probably change some folks.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:38 AM (R5HRU)
***
We can hope. We can but hope.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:39 AM (lutOX)
And it's possible for a man to love a woman without it being or becoming sexual.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:44 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:44 AM (lutOX)
True but it can be very hard. Unless there's just zero sexual chemistry/attraction.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:46 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: rokshox at February 14, 2016 02:48 AM (Ap82b)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:33 AM (lutOX)
Not as good as I should be, not as bad as I could be...
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2016 02:49 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:44 AM (lutOX)
True but it can be very hard. Unless there's just zero sexual chemistry/attraction.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:46 AM (R5HRU)
***
With the one in question, it's there, no denying it. But we've managed to keep it under control; it's the secret, as I think of it, of why we're so close: we both feel it, but we don't act on it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:49 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:33 AM (lutOX)
Not as good as I should be, not as bad as I could be...
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2016 02:49 AM (vbvxt)
***
That just about covers it, I think.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:50 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:51 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at February 14, 2016 02:52 AM (MxuYX)
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at February 14, 2016 02:54 AM (MxuYX)
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:51 AM (R5HRU)
***
Biology and the like is altogether different from the promptings of the soul, be it ever so vestigal.
It is possible to love and want a woman who loves and wants you, and still know that you must never go there. It is rare, and I do not merit such an experience, but it does happen.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:54 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: jimmytheclaw at February 14, 2016 02:56 AM (MxuYX)
If you dont mind me being a nosy bastard, why?
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:58 AM (R5HRU)
If you've managed to move past lust and can sleep beside her, skin on skin, then yours is the world, and all that's in it......
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 03:00 AM (lutOX)
God bless you dude. I've never had that but I have had a woman where we both were supremely attracted to each other but never did a thing for various reasons.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 03:02 AM (R5HRU)
If you dont mind me being a nosy bastard, why?
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:58 AM (R5HRU)
***
The 'why' is easy:
Because it's what every other man she ever met expected.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 03:02 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 14, 2016 03:04 AM (iQIUe)
God bless you dude. I've never had that but I have had a woman where we both were supremely attracted to each other but never did a thing for various reasons.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 03:02 AM (R5HRU)
***
And that is the purest love of all, I think. It's right there, ready and waiting, and you both leave it be.
That's strength and character, that's will-power, that's a willingness to leave things as they are, and unspoken.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 03:05 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 03:10 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at February 14, 2016 03:11 AM (/DX2n)
759 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:14 AM (lutOX)
You're a good man with a strong constitution.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:25 AM (R5HRU)
***
No, I'm a degenerate lech, but even I know the difference between right and wrong.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:33 AM (lutOX)
Yeah, some of us have gathered the degenerate lech thing, and have you ranged and sighted....but won't pull the trigger under current RoE. Because there's not a man alive who hasn't had a moment of lechery.
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Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2016 04:27 AM (vbvxt)
He also needed to prove he was better than Alfred. His understanding of Alfred's trick was that there was no double. Wanting to prove himself the better magician, his trick couldn't use a double and end up being inferior. His plot for revenge also involved framing Alfred at an opportune time so that also required the deaths (we know it was premeditated because he purposely decided to not reveal himself at the end).
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