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Overnight Open Thread (13 Feb 2016)

What do you see in the image above? Anything? OK, now shake your head and what do you see?

Time Will Tell

McConnell: No vote on Scalia replacement under Obama. We'll see. I don't have a lot of faith in GOP leadership based on their history of folding like cheap suits with this administration. Hopefully they understand that this is the hill to die on. Of course, here's the talk of government shutdown.

if McConnell declines to put Obama's nomination on the floor for a vote, it likely would create gridlock for the remainder of the legislative year because angry Democrats would block the passage of other bills.

"Democrats will most likely try to shut everything down in protest," Bonjean said.

Democratic filibusters would interfere with McConnell's goal of passing bipartisan bills that demonstrate to voters that a GOP majority in Congress can get things done.


Is it wrong that I'm fine with that? I'm tired of a GOP congress passing stuff just to say that got things done. All they've done is pass Obama's stuff for peanuts in return.

Titanic II

Maiden voyage of Titanic II pushed back to 2018, ship won't cross the Atlantic after all. I guess the route from Jiangsu, China to Dubai will address the problem of running into an iceberg.

Education Today

Wow. 71% of Americans are fairly certain that Alexander Hamilton is among our nation's past presidents.

The study identified three other prominent figures from American history that more than a quarter of those surveyed incorrectly recognize as past presidents, including Franklin, Hubert Humphrey and John Calhoun.

Perhaps more striking, nearly a third of those surveyed falsely recognized the common name "Thomas Moore" as someone who was once an American president.

Armed & Dangerous Crab

Space Exploration

Here's what we'll do in space by 2116.

Knife Crime

Looks like knife attacks are on the rise in NYC.

Year-to-date, there have been 471 stabbings and slashings through last Sunday - compared to 395 last year for the same time period, police said.

Meanwhile, there is 'deafening silence' from Democrats on recent police officer deaths.

So far in 2016, eight officers have been shot to death, with most of those deaths occurring in the past week, way up from this time last year.

Government Work

Surely, we've got someone on the books in one of our bloated government agencies that has this feat beat. Spanish civil servant off work unnoticed for six years.

A Spanish civil servant who failed to turn up for work for "at least" six years has been caught after becoming eligible for a long service award.
Joaquin Garcia, 69, was fined €27,000 (£21,000; $30,000) after the award brought his long absence to light.

Air Power

Russia hit 1,888 targets in Syria in a week; US count? Just 16.

Tetrahedron Superyacht

This could be the new toy for billionaires. I just like the name.

Cat Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by how to make a bouquet of bacon roses:

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1 Hah!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2016 10:08 PM (Zu3d9)

2 Jesus instructed his followers to love one another. To love my neighbor as myself. And I do. I love humankind and pray continually for our spiritual salvation and uplifting. I love humanity in all its glorious struggling and achieving and failing.

The Public, however, is an entirely different matter. I've known that the Public were unpleasant, filthy, and disgusting, since 'way back in high school, when I worked cleaning up after them in a public park, and in the teen night club I helped found and run when I was (duh) a teen. The Public means filthy urinals, cigaret butts, and used condoms - often in the urinals. The Public is ill-mannered, smelly, and diseased.

I've always known this, but my tolerance for enduring the Public over the decades has been increasingly abraided, especially as my awareness has increased regarding what dealings with the Public portends.

Which is why I don't go out much, if I can help it.

As it happens, lately, we've had an epidemic of appliance failures. The vacuum cleaner is in the shop; the dishwasher has been down for a while; we've been avoiding getting the dryer repaired by hanging stuff to dry; but then, two days ago, right in the middle of a load, the washing machine stopped working.

Thus, we were thrust into one of the more repulsive Public venues, the laundromat. On Saturday evening.

Now, the laundromat was clean. The washers and dryers were in good shape and not reeking of other people's cleaning materials. And we went at dinnertime, when the patrons were few and many machines were available, so we could get in and out as quickly as possible.

We started the laundry, I read a chapter in my book, Milady read something on her cell. We switched to the dryers. We re-stationed ourselves by a couple of folding tables near the dryer as I read some more.

As Milady got up to pull out some dry clothes, that's when That Guy came over, took the chair where she'd been sitting, and threw his big tub on the folding table, even though he never did any folding!

"Where'd you get your hat?" he asked me. "It was a gift!" I replied, hoping my irritation wasn't too obvious. Some discussion followed of how he wanted a hat, Milady suggesting places to buy one, and him replying about his impoverished state and other drivel.

Despite my terrible Opinionated Tourette's Syndrome, I said nothing more. Fortunately, it's the age of the Internet, so I have other venues in which to vent, and did not verbally assault the fellow then and there, but it was a terrible struggle. Bit my tongue until it bled.

Soon enough, he threw his dry clothes into his big tub, bade us goodbye, and dragged his fat ass and his tub of wrinkly clothes out of there.

So I didn't say...

"Hey, fellah! I can see that you're morbidly, even obscenely obese, that you could make three or four of me out of you. That's okay, I'm sure it's because you're somehow 'handicapped' - I am too, just in ways that aren't as obvious.

"I can tell by looking at you and listening to you that your problems are mental as well as physical, but you're plainly functional enough to do your own laundry and hold a marginally intelligent conversation.

"So, what I want to ask you is, Did you have a mother? And if you did have a mother, did she ever tell you to cover when you cough and sneeze? Because, you're sitting here in public coughing up a lung and sneezing your filthy sputum into the air that everybody else has to breathe!

"Did you ever hear of a handkerchief?? Do you want to give everybody else your cold or tuberculosis or whatever the hell you've got?"

Now I feel like I'm coming down with something. I need to drink some orange juice - with a strong, double-shot of medicinal purpose.

I love humanity; I can't stand the Public.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hack cough wheeze at February 13, 2016 10:09 PM (ACs58)

3 Second?

Posted by: Beth M at February 13, 2016 10:09 PM (kiy9d)

4 Close. Oh well. Nice kitties.

Posted by: Beth M at February 13, 2016 10:10 PM (kiy9d)

5 with just one comment the jump buttons aren't much fun

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 13, 2016 10:11 PM (3Mimg)

6 Debate STOMP

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at February 13, 2016 10:12 PM (AkOaV)

7 Now beat your skull against a wall. What do you see?



Little birds?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 13, 2016 10:12 PM (T78UI)

8 The devil's face in the picture of the WTC

Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 10:13 PM (OC+TJ)

9 5Th?

Posted by: 5th? at February 13, 2016 10:13 PM (3OHhR)

10 When I heard of Titanic II I figured it was a SyFy movie

Posted by: Van Secundus at February 13, 2016 10:14 PM (iGjN2)

11 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2016 10:14 PM (KCxzN)

12 That's a crab that WILL cut a bitch.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:15 PM (kpqmD)

13 shake shake shake.... I see pussy!

Posted by: Trump at February 13, 2016 10:15 PM (e7T6D)

14 And a dildo shall lead us . . .

Anyhoo, I saw Andrew Breitbart. But that could just be wishful thinking.

Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 10:15 PM (EgOr3)

15 This is a bad sign, I usually only see the end of this comment thread.

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2016 10:15 PM (BkhW6)

16 I saw ONT up, but put link in last thread.
Carson is a liar.

http://tinyurl.com/jvbyyou

Posted by: Carol at February 13, 2016 10:15 PM (sj3Ax)

17 so who edited out the falling bodies from the wtc photos?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2016 10:16 PM (vb33c)

18 On test pattern without cheating in any way
I see a cat

Posted by: Skip at February 13, 2016 10:16 PM (BkhW6)

19 By the way: Deadpool is incredibly rude and crude. Do not bring the kids unless you feel like fielding questions like "Why did that lady say she would sit on that man's face, Mommy?" There are more four letter words than Pulp Fiction and Colossus gets punched in the dick.

But I loved it. It was very funny and very escapist. Will watch again.

Posted by: Van Secundus at February 13, 2016 10:16 PM (iGjN2)

20 Angry Donald Trump tonight? Frowny faces and such.

Posted by: The Cookie Man at February 13, 2016 10:17 PM (KSmDN)

21 so donald trump decided to take out a stapler and beat his dick with it over the 911 attacks?

Posted by: yankeefifth at February 13, 2016 10:17 PM (vb33c)

22 Will the Titanic II have a tea room/oxygen bar named, "O2 the humaniTEA"?

Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 10:17 PM (OC+TJ)

23

So, this was my Saturday:

[pic] http://tinyurl.com/jke7gjm

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2016 10:18 PM (kdS6q)

24 Boo, ONT.

Shoulda waited until after the debate.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 13, 2016 10:18 PM (21hN3)

25 Dear CDR M,

Please never do that again. That graphic is extremely disturbing.

I think I now have epilepsy. And fear of cats.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2016 10:19 PM (Zu3d9)

26 I see a cat

Yep. I saw it on the first try because CDR M never forgets the obligatory Caturday picture + vid.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 13, 2016 10:19 PM (3C9q2)

27 But BOOOOOSSHHHH!!!11!!! Looks like the Trumpster picked up the Obola virus.

Posted by: The Cookie Man at February 13, 2016 10:19 PM (KSmDN)

28 Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 10:15 PM (EgOr3)

Hello young lady!

Pitchers and catchers report next week.

The void is ending. All will be right in the world.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2016 10:20 PM (Zu3d9)

29 25 Dear CDR M,

Please never do that again. That graphic is extremely disturbing.

I think I now have epilepsy. And fear of cats.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2016 10:19 PM (Zu3d9)

Pussy. I mean, ailurophobe.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:21 PM (kpqmD)

30 SMFH.

(No, not the 'ette, the first pic. Tres cool)

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2016 10:21 PM (gyKtp)

31 I bet if I showed that to some of the idiots I work with, I could convince them that cats were responsible for 911.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 13, 2016 10:22 PM (z+4T3)

32 Pitchers and catchers report next week.

All week long at Man's Country.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:22 PM (kpqmD)

33 Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:21 PM (kpqmD)

If cats were bigger, they would eat their owners.

QED

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2016 10:22 PM (Zu3d9)

34 33 Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:21 PM (kpqmD)

If cats were bigger, they would eat their owners.

QED
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 13, 2016 10:22 PM (Zu3d9)

Heh. Point taken.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:23 PM (kpqmD)

35 32
Pitchers and catchers report next week.



All week long at Man's Country.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:22 PM (kpqmD)
so awesome

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 13, 2016 10:23 PM (0O7c5)

36 Trumps face is almost blending in to the background

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 13, 2016 10:23 PM (dULJN)

37 Well at least it was a short cat. Thank God.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:23 PM (kpqmD)

38 Laurie David's Cervix: So, this was my Saturday

Better than mine!

BTW, Sorry about the long rant at #2.

I woulda been first, but I stopped to read the post.

Posted by: mindful webworker - sure, sure at February 13, 2016 10:24 PM (ACs58)

39 I bet if I showed that to some of the idiots I work with, I could convince them that cats were responsible for 911.

Knucklehead pet owners probably believe their animals will dial it for them as they twitch on the floor.

Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 10:24 PM (OC+TJ)

40 Howdy everyone!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 13, 2016 10:24 PM (fC9RO)

41 You can see the cat without shaking your head by looking at a distance.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 13, 2016 10:25 PM (FkBIv)

42 Pitchers and catchers report next week.

They've already assembled at Palm Springs, I believe.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 13, 2016 10:25 PM (044Fx)

43 "Spaniard" and "work ethic" are not commonly associated in Europe.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 10:26 PM (6FqZa)

44 this debate is a circus

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 13, 2016 10:27 PM (0O7c5)

45 I love humanity. I really really really hate humans.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2016 10:28 PM (9iR5/)

46 Hello, ONT.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 13, 2016 10:28 PM (9ym/8)

47 Rubio -- talk about anything you want!

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 13, 2016 10:29 PM (aNrvT)

48 The Portuguese do have a work ethic, but (in the 1980s, when I spent time there) they typically did their work in Germany over the summers and then went home to spend their cash...

That was pretty much how they managed their empire, come to think of it. Work at the ships for months on end, then come home and sleep it off.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 10:29 PM (6FqZa)

49 Not watching debate.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qf-kyLsAAvo

Postmodern Jukebox sings Craigslist Missed Connections

Posted by: Van Secundus at February 13, 2016 10:29 PM (iGjN2)

50 Cats? Cats? That cat's a liar! Did you hear what he said about that pathological Ben Carson. No one likes the cat. Did you notice how no dogs have endorsed him?!!?!?

Posted by: Donald J. Cuff, millionaire at February 13, 2016 10:30 PM (KSmDN)

51 *slaps forehead*
The sock was supposed to be Fudd.

Posted by: Donald J. Fudd, millionaire at February 13, 2016 10:32 PM (KSmDN)

52 When I shook my skull.. a worm fell out..... and then I saw Yoko. Oh Yoko!

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at February 13, 2016 10:33 PM (e7T6D)

53 I love humanity; I can't stand the Public.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hack cough wheeze at February 13, 2016 10:09

Heehee, my wife has a sweatshirt...I Like Dogs, Humans? Not so Much

Posted by: Farmer at February 13, 2016 10:34 PM (o/90i)

54 The perfect post-Caturday V-Day gift for your favorite female (or male-to-female transgender) Bernie fan: a pair of lace-trimmed panties with a picture of Bernie himself holding a kitteh:

http://tinyurl.com/ztkkz93

Okay, let the ----- jokes begin.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 13, 2016 10:34 PM (3C9q2)

55 I saw a sailboat.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at February 13, 2016 10:35 PM (5zyvn)

56 Hey everybody. Frustrating day today, although it started off well.

Decided to play in a low-cost no-limit hold'em poker tournament at Hawaiian Gardens Casino today. Tourney paid the top 20 finishers.

Out of 130 players, I came in *21st.* Geez.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:35 PM (ntObR)

57 I would say that Alexander Hamilton was more important to the founding of the US than any of the Presidents save Washington/Jefferson.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 13, 2016 10:35 PM (Z7G74)

58 Here's what we'll do in space by 2116.

Nice article. Emily Lakdawalla is a good space writer.

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2016 10:35 PM (sdi6R)

59 Woot woot ONT

Got to read

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:36 PM (voOPb)

60 32 Pitchers and catchers report next week.

All week long at Man's Country.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:22 PM (kpqmD)


:::squirt:::

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 13, 2016 10:37 PM (Z7G74)

61 What do you see in the image above? Anything? OK, now shake your head and what do you see?

I think I saw a cat, but just slightly. Maybe it was my imagination.

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2016 10:37 PM (sdi6R)

62 Bacon yummy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:37 PM (voOPb)

63 I've always loathed the public. Human debris for the most part.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 10:37 PM (SlFyt)

64
Oooooooooooo.... I shake my head and I see DOOM in that picture. Me likey.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 13, 2016 10:38 PM (Qj6zv)

65 now shake your head and what do you see?

Ooh ooh! It's some type of weasel, isn't it?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2016 10:38 PM (HMt16)

66 There are four cats!

Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at February 13, 2016 10:38 PM (5zyvn)

67 63 I've always loathed the public. Human debris for the most part.
Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 10:37 PM (SlFyt)

Misanthropes? HERE? Nonsense.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:39 PM (kpqmD)

68 One of those police officers killed in the last week was here in our little burg. About a half mile from my granddaughter's high school. 17 year old felony sex offender fugitive. Sad for the officer's family.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 10:39 PM (NeFrd)

69 Not a big baseball fan, but I am happy that spring training is right around the corner. Yay spring!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:40 PM (voOPb)

70 Dumpster. Fire.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 13, 2016 10:40 PM (21hN3)

71 Colorado Alex!! How are the butt cheeks this fine evening? Pant less like Peaches?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 10:40 PM (2CJfg)

72 You poseur misanthropes and your meet ups can't hold a candle to me in my shack out in the woods. No, really--there's not enough room to hold a candle in here.


Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 10:41 PM (OC+TJ)

73 67 63 I've always loathed the public. Human debris for the most part.
Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 10:37 PM (SlFyt)

Misanthropes? HERE? Nonsense.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:39 PM (kpqmD)

Bullshit

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:41 PM (voOPb)

74 Good evening everyone,
I see nothing but black and white lines, but am in a very cynical mood, so it could just be me.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 13, 2016 10:41 PM (hipNa)

75 Seamus,
It's been a terrible week for law enforcement.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 10:41 PM (SlFyt)

76 I'm glad I didn't watch the debate, because it sounded like a total train wreck based on the comments in the last thread.

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2016 10:41 PM (sdi6R)

77 William Shatner

Posted by: DM at February 13, 2016 10:41 PM (j/tOh)

78 Rubio -- 25 seconds memorized speech on Reagan.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 13, 2016 10:41 PM (aNrvT)

79 I'm excited for the Yu Darvish possibilities this year. Please, please don't break, Rangers.

Posted by: Lauren at February 13, 2016 10:42 PM (0C2f1)

80 It is now-2 degrees without the wind chill factored in.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 10:43 PM (SlFyt)

81 Had a nice Valentine's Day dinner this evening with my lovely wife and two lovely granddaughters (9 y/o and 6 y/o). We talked in funny voices and shared a Monster Chocolate Chip Cookie. Nice to avoid the interwebz for a while.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 10:43 PM (NeFrd)

82 shaking my head and looking at the screen beats watching the debate

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 13, 2016 10:43 PM (wYnyS)

83 Who in the hell is this flamer asking such catty bullshit question? Go to hell dipshit. Why must everything turn into Kardashian-level intelligence? Who really cares what they say or what their policies are so long as we get 2 of them to fight. Fuck this.

Posted by: Eli Cash at February 13, 2016 10:43 PM (Dc/ui)

84 No, its a cat.

Posted by: DM at February 13, 2016 10:43 PM (j/tOh)

85 80 It is now-2 degrees without the wind chill factored in.
----

Didn't know you were in the neighborhood mpfs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:44 PM (voOPb)

86 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (5L3ur)

87 I'm in NEPA.

It's friggin' cold.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (SlFyt)

88 I was a fan of the Misanthropic Bitch back in 1997. Of Florence King before that.

Both females, weirdly. I'm sure they'd have given me a face full of tear gas if I'd ever met either of them in person. In fact I'd probably have insisted on it

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (6FqZa)

89 Fun fact, I have nystagmus, a condition in which my eyes shake a little on their own all the time (or astigmatism-I have both, the other is near-sightedness), so I see...well an animal. Could be a cat, could be a dark corgi. Shaking my head deliberately doesn't help.

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (ZbV+0)

90 That bastard Hamilton was never President.

Posted by: Aaron Burr at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (9YiYQ)

91 Posted by: mindful webworker - hack cough wheeze at February 13, 2016 10:09 PM (ACs5

The more time I spend with people, the more I appreciate my horses and dogs!

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (wYnyS)

92 The Russians don't care because vodka is the opium of the masses.

Posted by: DM at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (j/tOh)

93 10 When I heard of Titanic II I figured it was a SyFy movie


I thought of a Doctor Who episode.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (NGd+i)

94 " We already know from telescopes that they’re as varied in appearance as the moons of the giant planets—possibly more so. There’s cigar-shaped, fast-spinning Haumea and huge, frosty-white Eris, for example. "

Hey! It may be true but it still hurts!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 13, 2016 10:46 PM (jR7Wy)

95 Is the picture of the cat that exists and doesn't exist? Like one shoved into a shredder? That's it--Shredder's Cat!

Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 10:46 PM (OC+TJ)

96 I see Bernie. Weird.

Posted by: Hills at February 13, 2016 10:46 PM (cmE8J)

97 Debate thread is below please take it there

It's ONT lets go

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:47 PM (voOPb)

98 I can't shake my head because I'll fall flat on my face.

It's a trap!

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 10:47 PM (SlFyt)

99 It is now-2 degrees without the wind chill factored in.

-4 here. You're having a regular heat wave in NEPA.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 13, 2016 10:47 PM (3C9q2)

100 You can look it up.

Posted by: DM at February 13, 2016 10:48 PM (yD9uA)

101 OK, now shake your head and what do you see?

what the...? How do they discover that stuff? That's amazing.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2016 10:48 PM (ZxmMG)

102 89 Fun fact, I have nystagmus, a condition in which my eyes shake a little on their own all the time (or astigmatism-I have both, the other is near-sightedness), so I see...well an animal. Could be a cat, could be a dark corgi. Shaking my head deliberately doesn't help.
Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 13, 2016 10:45 PM (ZbV+0)

Hopefully you never get field tested for DUI.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:48 PM (kpqmD)

103 Next Demonrat debate, I want to hear a moderator ask Bernie about his proposals for Vodka and toilet paper rations.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 13, 2016 10:48 PM (044Fx)

104 Is the picture of the cat that exists and doesn't exist? Like one shoved into a shredder? That's it--Shredder's Cat!
Posted by: derit

It's Kang's cat but guess who has to clean the litter box.

Posted by: Shredder at February 13, 2016 10:48 PM (zmW4B)

105 Rubio -- 25 seconds memorized speech on Reagan.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at February 13, 2016 10:41 PM (aNrvT)

Reagan, click ... whirr, Reagan, click ... whirr, Reagan, click ... whirr, ...

Posted by: Hrothgar at February 13, 2016 10:48 PM (wYnyS)

106 I'm in NWWI

We had -20 last night

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:48 PM (voOPb)

107 Try turning the picture sideways so the lines are horizontal- the cat is easier to see.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 10:49 PM (NeFrd)

108 Holy crap it's a cat!

Witchcraft!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 13, 2016 10:49 PM (jR7Wy)

109 Hey, that's my pet crab!

Posted by: Dr. Ben Carson at February 13, 2016 10:49 PM (H9MG5)

110 We'll see. I don't have a lot of faith in GOP leadership based on their history of folding like cheap suits with this administration.

Yeah, I'd like to believe the GOP took the easy path of just saying "nah, we'll wait" on a replacement for Scalia, but based on recent history? They'll probably make a stand for like a week, then cave like a poorly-built mine shaft to lick Obama's toes for his next nomination.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 10:49 PM (39g3+)

111 (sob) nobody cares about my poker bad beat stories (sob)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:49 PM (ntObR)

112 The tetrahedron super-yacht does not fly. It rides a hydrofoil, and can go no higher than the depth of the monopod supporting the hydrofoil. At full speed, to all intents and purposes, the yacht would be water skiing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2016 10:49 PM (Z8fuk)

113 All they've done is pass Obama's stuff for peanuts penis in return.

Fixed to explain the stains on Boehner's best suit.

Posted by: t-bird at February 13, 2016 10:49 PM (ZxmMG)

114 31 I bet if I showed that to some of the idiots I work with, I could convince them that cats were responsible for 911.

---

please, cats are plotting BIG evil

Posted by: TRUMP at February 13, 2016 10:50 PM (MMkrE)

115 OK, now shake your head and what do you see?

I see a lot of stuff. How much time to you have?

Looks like knife attacks are on the rise in NYC.

yeah, WTF is up wid dat?

Tetrahedron Superyacht

It's gotta nice beat, I could fap to it. I give it a 9 and 3/4.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by how to make a bouquet of bacon roses:

Still doesn't beat my bacon hoses.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2016 10:51 PM (wCF3s)

116 111
My dear I lost 3 bills at the poker table in the past week.

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 10:51 PM (SlFyt)

117 I saw an image in those lines but now I have a headache.

But I did see Tetrahedron Megayacht open for Gentle Giant in 1975

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 10:51 PM (39g3+)

118 Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:48 P

I set off the metal detector Thursday night at the hockey game with my bionic knee. They checked me out like the TSA

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:51 PM (voOPb)

119 It's ONT lets go

Hey, ho -

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 10:51 PM (6FqZa)

120 Just kidding.

OTOH, I had fun doing some hotel feedback transcription last night. I think I've told you all about this work-at-home job I have.

Anyway last night I had a call with a LOT of noise. Was kind of funny how certain words and phrases stuck out. Here's an excerpt of what I tried to transcribe:

"(static static static) having a bad time (static noise static) walls dripping with blood (noise noise static noise) feel like I'm gonna die here (noise noise noise) dingo ate my baby (static static) I'm in room 666 (more noise/static) (click)"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:51 PM (ntObR)

121 Deadpool: The highway scene comes straight from the secret Blur Studios proof-of-concept film that's five years old now. It's a great action scene.

The movie doesn't avoid tropes, it makes them work really well. Extremely funny overall.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2016 10:52 PM (VdICR)

122 Looks like knife attacks are on the rise in NYC.

Have they questioned the crabs?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 10:52 PM (39g3+)

123 Happy-ish Saturday Evening, all y'all

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at February 13, 2016 10:52 PM (AoK0a)

124 I might watch Deadpool again tomorrow

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 10:52 PM (6FqZa)

125 118 Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:48 P

I set off the metal detector Thursday night at the hockey game with my bionic knee. They checked me out like the TSA
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:51 PM (voOPb)

Lovely. Got the full rub and tug, eh?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:52 PM (kpqmD)

126 Ran, Yeb, Ran!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 13, 2016 10:52 PM (oKE6c)

127 31 I bet if I showed that to some of the idiots I work with, I could convince them that cats were responsible for 911.

please, cats are plotting BIG evil

Posted by: TRUMP at February 13, 2016 10:50 PM (MMkrE)

HOW MANY CATS WERE IN THE WTC? COINCIDENCE?!?

Posted by: Van Secundus, Conspiracy Lunatic at February 13, 2016 10:53 PM (iGjN2)

128 Tetrahedron hydrofoil is the modern Disco Volante from Thunderball.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 13, 2016 10:53 PM (FkBIv)

129 I plan to watch Deadpool next week while the kids are in school.

Posted by: no good deed at February 13, 2016 10:53 PM (GgxVX)

130 111 (sob) nobody cares about my poker bad beat stories (sob)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:49 PM (ntObR)
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Yeah, about that. Come talk to me when you've had four aces beat by a straight flush.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2016 10:53 PM (9iR5/)

131 Almost went to see Deadpool this afternoon, but remembered being underwhelmed by too many Marvel movies of late

Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 10:53 PM (OC+TJ)

132 OK, now shake your head and what do you see?

Stars.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 13, 2016 10:54 PM (zc3Db)

133 Tetrahedron Superyacht

So this isn't a prop from Stargate?

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at February 13, 2016 10:54 PM (AoK0a)

134 "(static static static) having a bad time (static noise static) walls dripping with blood (noise noise static noise) feel like I'm gonna die here (noise noise noise) dingo ate my baby (static stati c) I'm in room 666 (more noise/static) (click)"

Posted by: qdpsteve


*****


Ummmmm. Interesting job. I think.


***edges away slowly***

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 10:54 PM (NeFrd)

135 Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:52 PM

Wand & pat down. They didn't have that last year at Xcel center.

Next time I will hand them my bionic knee card

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 10:54 PM (voOPb)

136 I'm not watching any more debates until they are down to four or less. It is absurd.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2016 10:54 PM (VdICR)

137 but remembered being underwhelmed by too many Marvel movies of late

Deadpool is the movie for people sick of Marvel movies

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 10:55 PM (6FqZa)

138 Old Blue, once in a tourney (a number of years ago) I had my straight flush beaten by a royal.

You were saying? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:55 PM (ntObR)

139 Pitchers and catchers report next week.
All week long at Man's Country.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 13, 2016 10:22 PM

I'm not sure Barry & I can make it, have to check his schedule and if we can make it away from Mooch. After all we just had the golf outing on Valentine's Day.

Maybe that was pushing it? Oh f... it, the MSM covers for us. No problem. Yah think Rahm can join us?

Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 13, 2016 10:55 PM (o/90i)

140 Wow. 71% of Americans are fairly certain that Alexander Hamilton is among our nation's past presidents.

Well ... he should have been.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 13, 2016 10:55 PM (zc3Db)

141 Seamus, LOL.

Could be a great horror flick someday...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:55 PM (ntObR)

142 Hopefully you never get field tested for DUI.
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I see 20/50 and my depth perception is crap, so if I'm behind the wheel a great many more important things have gone wrong.

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (ZbV+0)

143 Wow. 71% of Americans are fairly certain that Alexander Hamilton is among our nation's past presidents.

How many think Ben Franklin was one?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (FkBIv)

144 BBC has released restored, high quality images of the Shackleton expedition

http://tinyurl.com/gqfo2cm

They did film part of it, so there's a lot of photography.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (39g3+)

145 Old Blue, once in a tourney (a number of years ago) I had my straight flush beaten by a royal.

So? Don't hang out with drag queens ...

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (AoK0a)

146 You were saying? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:55 PM (ntObR)
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The absolute worst straight flush on video poker? Suited 9 through King.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (9iR5/)

147
Deadpool is the movie for people sick of Marvel movies

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 10:55 PM (6FqZa)

This right here. It's NOT for kids; hard R rating, and it needs it. They take the piss out of other Marvel movies in it.

Posted by: Van Secundus, Conspiracy Lunatic at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (iGjN2)

148 Scalia...SCOTUS...toxoplasmosis--read between the lines, people!

Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (OC+TJ)

149 Adriane, true, you never know when you'll find a stilletto in your neck.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (ntObR)

150 How many think Ben Franklin was one?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (FkBIv)
Wasn't he right before Martin Luther King?

Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 10:57 PM (EgOr3)

151 Franklin is on the Benjamin.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 13, 2016 10:57 PM (9YiYQ)

152 Try turning the picture sideways so the lines are horizontal- the cat is easier to see.
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lol

I turned my head sideways and the cat disappeared.

Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at February 13, 2016 10:57 PM (ZbV+0)

153 Old Blue, no doubt. :-)

Ah well, as they say, luck is a cruel bitch sometimes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:57 PM (ntObR)

154 Wow. 71% of Americans are fairly certain that Alexander Hamilton is among our nation's past presidents.

Probably would have been if it hadn't been for that duel thing.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 10:57 PM (39g3+)

155 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (39g3+)
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When I saw the documentary "The Endurance" I was surprised at how clear the images were in the film they took.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 13, 2016 10:58 PM (jR7Wy)

156 moar ramones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfIfzVf8t6E

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 10:58 PM (6FqZa)

157 One of those police officers killed in the last week was here in our little burg. About a half mile from my granddaughter's high school. 17 year old felony sex offender fugitive. Sad for the officer's family.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 10:39 PM (NeFrd)


Has the perp been hunted down and killed?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2016 10:58 PM (Z8fuk)

158 How many think Ben Franklin was one?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 13, 2016 10:56 PM (FkBIv)
Wasn't he right before Martin Luther King?
Posted by: Peaches

Yeah, he was very close to UK Prime Minister Wilt Chamberlain.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 13, 2016 10:58 PM (zmW4B)

159 Hamilton was shot down like a nutmeg merchant.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 13, 2016 10:58 PM (9YiYQ)

160 It's a kittah.

Looking at the Tetrahaedron Superyacht I think of how many coral reefs Paul Allen could tear up with a monopod like that.

Whoeee.

Posted by: Hank at February 13, 2016 10:59 PM (heuG3)

161 Photography was a scientific pursuit back when they were exploring the Earth poles and the moon. People forget that sometimes. It wasn't all Polaroids and cell phone selfies.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 13, 2016 10:59 PM (21hN3)

162 Look at the back of your screen. Catastrophe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 13, 2016 10:59 PM (FkBIv)

163
Debate thread is below please take it there
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian



Certainly, because when all is said and done,
Republicans have a common adversary.
Ultimately, we need to see we have
Zero unresolvable differences between us.

So, let's pledge not to be always political.
Understanding is what we need.
Xylophone

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2016 10:59 PM (kdS6q)

164 All Hail Eris, a lot of today's "documentaries" have something like the below tucked away in the credits, in very small type:

"Some scenarios condensed and re-enacted by professional actors for purposes of time and clarity."

In other words, not really a documentary.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:59 PM (ntObR)

165 You'd be depressed to know how many Americans know what country we declared independence from and why.... when did it happen?.... when was the US Civil war? Who was FDR?... why did the Germans bomb Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: Yip at February 13, 2016 10:59 PM (e7T6D)

166 Ah well, as they say, luck is a cruel bitch sometimes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:57 PM (ntObR)
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Totally. SF - 250 credits. Royal Flush - 4000 credits. That's when you say "Ratsin fratsin long eared flea bitten varmint, I hates that frickin rabbit!"

Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2016 11:00 PM (9iR5/)

167 Yeah, he was very close to UK Prime Minister Wilt Chamberlain.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 13, 2016 10:58 PM (zmW4B)

No relation to President Horace Grant

Posted by: Van Secundus, Conspiracy Lunatic at February 13, 2016 11:00 PM (iGjN2)

168
Has the perp been hunted down and killed?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


****


Nah. In custody. Prolly spend the next 60 years on the taxpayers' dime.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 11:00 PM (NeFrd)

169 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:59 PM (ntObR)
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No, this was actual footage taken by the expedition.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 13, 2016 11:00 PM (jR7Wy)

170 There's a documentary about the Shackleton trip to South Georgia Island, with guys who recreated it using period clothing, supplies, food, and a nail for nail reproduction of the ship's boat they took. Netflix has it now, its pretty good.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:00 PM (39g3+)

171 One is wise to remember, that when you shake your head at the cat, the cat shakes it's head back at you.

And yakks up a hairball at'cha.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2016 11:01 PM (McRlu)

172 Sports Illustrated SwimSuit 2016 Revealed on TNT. Half hour left. You're welcome.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:01 PM (zt+N6)

173 Decided to play in a low-cost no-limit hold'em poker tournament at Hawaiian Gardens Casino today. Tourney paid the top 20 finishers.
Out of 130 players, I came in *21st.* Geez.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 10:35 PM

Dang. Go again, keep up your skills.

Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 13, 2016 11:01 PM (o/90i)

174 Sports Illustrated SwimSuit 2016 Revealed on TNT. Half hour left. You're welcome.

Sneak preview hints: Florida. Hillary. Bikini.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:02 PM (ntObR)

175 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 13, 2016 11:02 PM (KCxzN)

176 Reggie, thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:02 PM (ntObR)

177 Sports Illustrated SwimSuit 2016 Revealed on TNT. Half hour left. You're welcome.
Posted by: buzzion

Guess who got the cover!
*wink*

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 13, 2016 11:02 PM (zmW4B)

178 Speaking of the debate, Jeb Bush has my vote for H.S. Class President. He'll get pizza in the cafeteria twice a week.

Posted by: Hank at February 13, 2016 11:02 PM (heuG3)

179 Wow. 71% of Americans are fairly certain that Alexander Hamilton is among our nation's past presidents.


I bet the number who think Ben Franklin was is just about as high.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2016 11:02 PM (HMt16)

180 Yip, I used to really like when Jay Leno did Jay Walking. It was one of the few things I watched late night talk shows for. Some of the answers would make me cringe. What made me cringe even more was that those people voted.

Posted by: Old Blue at February 13, 2016 11:03 PM (9iR5/)

181 Sneak preview hints: Florida. Hillary. Bikini.

This is the all-Democrat issue with old pictures of Helen Thomas thrown in for nostalgia.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:03 PM (39g3+)

182 I find myself pulling for the crab.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:03 PM (ZxmMG)

183 Guess who got the cover!
*wink*

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 13, 2016 11:02 PM (zmW4B)

Please be joking

Posted by: Van Secundus, Conspiracy Lunatic at February 13, 2016 11:03 PM (iGjN2)

184
BTW - lucky us.

Anderson Cooper To Moderate Back To Back South Carolina GOP Town Halls

CNN has announced back to back Town Halls with the Republican presidential candidates to air live from South Carolina February 17 and 18, with Anderson Cooper moderating.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2016 11:03 PM (kdS6q)

185 Sports Illustrated SwimSuit 2016 Revealed on TNT. Half hour left. You're welcome.

Bah, leave the softcore to Cruz staffers

Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 11:04 PM (OC+TJ)

186 Christopher, when were the pics of Helen taken? 1820?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:04 PM (ntObR)

187 Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner


*****

I heard a rumor you were changing your name to Caitlyn Tucker. True?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 11:04 PM (NeFrd)

188 a) I really need to clean my monitor. I think the cats have been sneezing on it

b) try looking fixedly at that image at the top. Really hard, Keep looking.

Good, now you will see the black bars everywhere you look on the page.

Think of it as the gift that keeps giving.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2016 11:04 PM (q2o38)

189 No relation to President Horace Grant


Don't you mean President Hugh Grant?

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 11:04 PM (SlFyt)

190 Seamus for the win!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:04 PM (ntObR)

191 None of the newspeople can bring themselves to call Scalia a Constitutionalist. No, it's 'Conservative'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:05 PM (ZxmMG)

192 The year is barely 6 weeks old. 471 stabbings/slashings in NYC? That's almost 80 a week.

What the fuck, man?

Also, I'm sad about Scalia. He was a great man. The world is much worse today.

Posted by: Jayrod at February 13, 2016 11:05 PM (REvTp)

193 President Abe Lincoln freed the slaves. Then he celebrated by going to the theater and having a shot.


Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2016 11:05 PM (HMt16)

194 CNN has announced back to back Town Halls with the Republican presidential candidates to air live from South Carolina February 17 and 18, with Anderson Cooper moderating.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2016 11:03 PM (kdS6q)

Okay, seriously-- How the fuck did any of these idiots make it to adulthood without drowning in the bathtub or getting run over? Their pattern recognition skills can't be THAT bad.

Posted by: Van Secundus, Conspiracy Lunatic at February 13, 2016 11:05 PM (iGjN2)

195 Mr. BTEG is taking our daughters to see Deadpool, but they're 20 and 17, so I'm not worried. Watching my then 16yo and Mr. BTEG play Cards Against Humanity with a group, now *that* was scary.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at February 13, 2016 11:05 PM (FQKBL)

196 10 When I heard of Titanic II I figured it was a SyFy movie
Posted by: Van Secundus at February 13, 2016 10:14 PM (iGjN2)


And you would be correct.

Brought to you by The Asylum, the producers of such SyFy classics as "Gatoroid vs Mega Python", "American Warship", "Mega Piranha", and of course "Sharknado 1-3".

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640571/

Posted by: Ashle Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 13, 2016 11:05 PM (Z7G74)

197 Guess who got the cover!

*wink*

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 13, 2016 11:02 PM (zmW4B)
Ack, there goes another keyboard!

Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (EgOr3)

198 I would say that Alexander Hamilton was more important to the founding of the US than any of the Presidents save Washington/Jefferson.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 13, 2016 10:35 PM

It's interesting that they've given up replacing Hamilton on the $10 w/ a woman. IIRC they now want to replace Jackson on the $20.

Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (o/90i)

199 Hell, probably 71% think George Hamilton used to be President.


Historic first tan chief executive.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (NeFrd)

200 Was on Gizmodo and they linked a story about Scalia's death at Gawker. I am appalled at the comments those assholes posted in there about him. I hate a segment of our population with the heat of a thousand suns. I'm beginning to think that we really are beyond salvation as a nation when even basic decorum and etiquette is thrown out the window over a death.

Posted by: Squirrel at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (Ps7dF)

201 189 No relation to President Horace Grant


Don't you mean President Hugh Grant?


I thought it was President Lou Grant, and First Lady Amy Grant.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (HMt16)

202 Oh, Mitch McConnell said? A jello mold has more spine than Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (WlQGZ)

203 Here's what we'll do in space by 2116.
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I expected that to link to Popular Mechanics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (ZxmMG)

204 President Abe Lincoln freed the slaves. Then he celebrated by going to the theater and having a shot.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2016 11:05 PM (HMt16)

Who's the greatest boxer in history?

Posted by: Van Secundus, Conspiracy Lunatic at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (iGjN2)

205 None of the newspeople can bring themselves to call Scalia a Constitutionalist. No, it's 'Conservative'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Like the conservatives in the USSR or Iran.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (FkBIv)

206 I heard a rumor you were changing your name to Caitlyn Tucker. True?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

I'm taking the name of my reassignment surgeon when we marry. Dr. Dick and Caitlyn Tucker.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 13, 2016 11:07 PM (zmW4B)

207 Cats, is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at February 13, 2016 11:07 PM (ZxmMG)

208 Hell, probably 71% think George Hamilton used to be President.

He looked marvelous in Love At First Bite

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:07 PM (39g3+)

209 Lois and Clark discovered the Pacific Ocean.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 13, 2016 11:07 PM (HMt16)

210 I've spent the day pondering, and at the end of it am convinced even more than I was before that it is going to take either war or rumors of wars to secure liberty and to convince the left that some bridges will not be crossed, and I therefore thus vote for war, and wait for the people to catch up. In the meantime, I have no idea what I am going to do vis a vis certain things.

Posted by: That Guy at February 13, 2016 11:08 PM (J3UIw)

211 I find myself pulling for the crab.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:03 PM (ZxmMG)


(Sings lustily) "A white sports coat, and a pink crustacean, I'm all dressed up for the dance..."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2016 11:08 PM (Z8fuk)

212 Asp you ok buddy?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:08 PM (voOPb)

213 Here I am, I'm Colonel Kurtz
Fat and bald like old Fred Mertz
Watch me do a hula dance
to shake the egg rolls from my pants...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:08 PM (ntObR)

214 Lauren, one of the things I can stand to do with my left leaning parents and liberal sister is take in a Ranger's game each season. Luck had it last season we got to see the debut of Cole Hamels in pretty decent seats. Hoping they can carry the momentum over from last season.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 13, 2016 11:09 PM (AJeMv)

215 Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at February 13, 2016 11:05 PM (FQKBL)

Cards Against Humanity is funny like, twice. Then you realize you're starting to uptalk and where did this Hillary bumper sticker come from?

Posted by: Van Secundus, Conspiracy Lunatic at February 13, 2016 11:09 PM (iGjN2)

216 111 >> (sob) nobody cares about my poker bad beat stories (sob)

Bubble boy stories are a dime a dozen

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2016 11:09 PM (gyKtp)

217 hi all
gonna work some more on my simulation now

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 13, 2016 11:09 PM (uZNvH)

218 159 Hamilton was shot down like a nutmeg merchant.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 13, 2016 10:58 PM (9YiYQ)


Just like Jesse James!

Posted by: Cher at February 13, 2016 11:09 PM (Z7G74)

219 Qdp damn spellchecker

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:10 PM (voOPb)

220 I thought it was President Lou Grant, and First Lady Amy Grant.


Is that who that was behind those Foster Grants?

Posted by: mpfs at February 13, 2016 11:10 PM (SlFyt)

221 so . i see nothing but lines. shaking head headachey now vertigo lines. thanks

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:10 PM (9XzdI)

222 Some people say you should unfocus your eyes to see the cat but that's wrong. You need deep focus.

Posted by: Mr Pitt at February 13, 2016 11:11 PM (rwI+c)

223 all
gonna work some more on my simulation now
Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 13, 2016 11:09 PM (uZNvH)

Sounds kinky. What kind of pron are you into?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:11 PM (voOPb)

224 Cats, is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at February 13, 2016 11:07 PM (ZxmMG)
Try getting them to chip in on the rent and get back to me.

Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:11 PM (EgOr3)

225 MH, no prolbemo ;-)

Gnu, how many times have you been on the bubble? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:11 PM (ntObR)

226 Great fucking job Donald. "They went in for WMD when they knew there were none."

Dude they are still finding buried chemical shells.

It's 100% on the Bush administration for never making noise about that, though. Mind boggling. We found the fucking chemical weapons, and we know other WMD were brought to Syria. I'll never get it.

Meanwhile Donald feels confident playing to the left in this debate. I guess it's a way to stand out.

But if he doesn't make it clear what it is he wants to actually implement this is gonna be a long year.

I got nothing, guys. Goodnight.

Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at February 13, 2016 11:11 PM (ubByS)

227 The Ramones were the Jesus and Mary Chain of the late '70s

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 11:11 PM (6FqZa)

228 Spanish civil servant off work unnoticed for six years.
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When the Republicans finally took over after 50 years of Democrat rule in NC, they had to hire private detectives to locate some of the long-employed nepotism Dems in order to fire them.

BTW, after inheriting 3 billion in debt, it has been paid off, there is a surplus, and our bond rating is AAA+, teachers have received record-setting pay raises.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at February 13, 2016 11:12 PM (ZxmMG)

229 "So far in 2016, eight officers have been shot to death, with most of those deaths occurring in the past week, way up from this time last year."

Grim Milestone.

Posted by: holygoat at February 13, 2016 11:12 PM (ZgI/r)

230 Later all.

God Bless Antonin Scalia, may he rest in peace.

Endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 13, 2016 11:13 PM (NeFrd)

231 Spanish civil servant off work unnoticed for six years.

why is it i can never find a job like that?

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:13 PM (9XzdI)

232 Damn, that debate was ugly. And revealing.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 13, 2016 11:13 PM (/ciMI)

233 Try getting them to chip in on the rent and get back to me.
Posted by: Peaches
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You're supposed to shear them, and knit mittens to be sold.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at February 13, 2016 11:13 PM (ZxmMG)

234 Is that who that was behind those Foster Grants?

The drunk guy from the roasts, Rum-poured B. Hayes. Hip beard.

Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 11:13 PM (OC+TJ)

235 It's interesting that they've given up replacing Hamilton on the $10 w/ a woman. IIRC they now want to replace Jackson on the $20.
Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 13, 2016 11:06 PM (o/90i)


I think the whole "Trail of Tears" thing is his undoing with the SJW's.

The Democrats are having a real time these days with their annual "Jefferson-Jackson Day Dinners" that used to be their local parties' big annual fundraisers.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 13, 2016 11:14 PM (Z7G74)

236 They went in for WMD when they knew there were none.

Yeah that pretty much makes me despise the guy. Either he's too dumb to know better or lies.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:14 PM (39g3+)

237 @224 Peaches

Double **Snort** worthy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:14 PM (voOPb)

238 Damn, that debate was ugly. And revealing.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson

That's what I said after I saw Hill in a neglige. Blech

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 13, 2016 11:14 PM (zmW4B)

239 nite Seamus , nice to read you and your loved ones had a pleasant treat tonight.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:14 PM (9XzdI)

240 Good evening, Morons. I am saddened by Justice Scalia's untimely passing.

May he rest in peace.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at February 13, 2016 11:14 PM (on01m)

241 "So far in 2016, eight officers have been shot to death, with most of those deaths occurring in the past week, way up from this time last year."

It's a start.

Posted by: #BLM at February 13, 2016 11:14 PM (/ciMI)

242 When is the SC primary.

Posted by: ThunderB at February 13, 2016 11:15 PM (zOTsN)

243 Foster the pimple.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 13, 2016 11:15 PM (FkBIv)

244 That debate was like watching Donald Trump in a negligee.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 11:15 PM (6FqZa)

245 That's what I said after I saw Hill in a neglige. Blech
Posted by: Bill Clinton

*shudders*

Posted by: Earth itself at February 13, 2016 11:15 PM (/ciMI)

246 Ashley, I dunno. Jackson was a *very* mixed bag as a person and president IMHO. If I had to choose I'd probably go with someone new to replace Andy rather than Alex.

And:

- Andrew Jackson: (early) Democrat
- Harriet Tubman: (early) Republican

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:16 PM (ntObR)

247 Peaches - Nice to see you again. Pay no attention to my cat, the guy is a known asshole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:16 PM (ZxmMG)

248 >>why is it i can never find a job like that?
------
Reward. Heaven. Something like that Willow

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:16 PM (voOPb)

249 Yeah, negligee. Autocucumber has to be a pain in the ass every time I want to misspell something for humorous effect, but when I need it...

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 13, 2016 11:17 PM (zmW4B)

250 "So far in 2016, eight officers have been shot to
death, with most of those deaths occurring in the past week, way up from
this time last year."



Grim Milestone.

Posted by: holygoat

Funny. Right now on the local news (Columbus) they are talking about a cop in a small town outside of the city that got shot a few weeks ago, and was lucky he didn't bleed out. He was life-flighted into the main trauma hospital downtown (that gets all the gunshot victims). From a routine traffic stop.

Probably about trafficking in heroin.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 13, 2016 11:17 PM (+1T7c)

251 When is the SC primary.
Posted by: ThunderB
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The 20th, I think.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:17 PM (ZxmMG)

252 boulder sure, but you weren't bored right?

yeah i think he is likely finished.
a shame as i was Hoping he could infuriate the gope for much longer.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:17 PM (9XzdI)

253 Regarding Hugh Jackman/Prestige sidebar question:

Because the clone, having the memory of the original right up until the switch was pressed, feels 100% as if he has survived the trip. It is an illusionary perception which he will discover when he enters the box, but except for the first original that stepped into the box, every clone feels as if his conscience has been transferred and that he has survived intact. They all find out otherwise of course. So I get why all the clones would step into the box, armed with this misconception, but there's no way the first Jackman gets in the box. It's utter suicide without even the illusion of survival.

Posted by: PRNDL at February 13, 2016 11:17 PM (cvXoy)

254 According to Twitter, Trump went full SJW at the debate tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:17 PM (ntObR)

255 Damn, that debate was ugly. And revealing.


Posted by: Turd Ferguson

I actually thought it was fun to watch. But yes, very revealing.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 13, 2016 11:18 PM (+1T7c)

256 I'm of the opinion that this was Trump's worst debate performance so far. I thought he went way too far on the whole W and 9/11 thing. But I did enjoy his attack on Lindsey. I think Cruz made the best case tonight.

Posted by: Serenity Now! at February 13, 2016 11:18 PM (qppcR)

257 That super yacht reminds me: anybody remember hydroplane races as a little kid? They must have been on ABC Wide World of Sports I think. They had better sports programs back then. They even had a hunting show where people would go on Safari and kill big game. I feel like Grampa Simpson.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 13, 2016 11:18 PM (RcpcZ)

258 NO SPOILERS!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 13, 2016 11:18 PM (rwI+c)

259 The Ramones were the Jesus and Mary Chain of the late '70s
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


This isn't even remotely accurate.

How many JMC t-shirts have you ever seen?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 13, 2016 11:18 PM (wCF3s)

260 Hitler himself was shocked at Rubio's position in that Spanish interview.

Posted by: Ted Cruz, referring to a Downfall parody at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (/ciMI)

261 This is the all-Democrat issue with old pictures of Helen Thomas thrown in for nostalgia.

Wait until you see the centerfold of Ted Kennedy's man boobs: http://tinyurl.com/7d32bxc

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (3C9q2)

262 I dunno if trump is done.

Posted by: ThunderB at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (zOTsN)

263 MH, there are some thoughts about gehenom being a 12 mth tour, if you've been a real jerk , so after that?

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (9XzdI)

264 A good friend of mine Robert Woods, SC Highway Patrol, was gunned down at a traffic stop. Great guy, had a wonderful wife, nice kids. Everyone liked him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (ZxmMG)

265 Spanish civil servant off work unnoticed for six years.>>>

I would have got away with to if in my absence I didn't outperform my coworkers.

Posted by: Spanish worker at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (nO1HF)

266 103
Next Demonrat debate, I want to hear a moderator ask Bernie about his proposals for Vodka and toilet paper rations.

***

he will just focus on telling you how free it is, and hey look the circus is in town.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (z+4T3)

267 That debate was like watching Donald Trump in a negligee.


...still would rather see that than Hillary.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (39g3+)

268 Qdp

Oh never mind

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:19 PM (voOPb)

269 I've seen Pride and Prejudice and Zombies twice with different sets of my twenty-something kids and the their spouses/etc. what a hoot. Pure, escapist joy.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 13, 2016 11:20 PM (WlQGZ)

270 Mindful @ 2 - thank you.

We had a Deputy Sheriff shot and killed this week by a 17 year old. This man leaves a wife and two young children. He was kept on life support until his viable organs could be harvested per the family's wishes. He was a Navy vet. The whole city of 50k is in pain and shock. The kid is in custody.

RIP Justice Scalia.

I pray.

Posted by: cheri at February 13, 2016 11:20 PM (ylAck)

271 I actually thought it was fun to watch. But yes, very revealing.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...

I was getting so anxious at parts I had to get up and pace so I wouldn't yell.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 13, 2016 11:20 PM (/ciMI)

272 225 >> Gnu, how many times have you been on the bubble? ;-)

qdp, once upon a time I played many tourneys, as many as 4-5 a week.

Every tourney has one winner (unless chopped) and one bubble. But I won quite a few, and rarely bubbled. But it does happen. If I'm short stacked with, oh, 10 spots to go to the money I'm looking every hand for something to push with. I hate dying on a mandatory blind with 7-2 off.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2016 11:20 PM (gyKtp)

273 Ah, jeez, Hammer. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:21 PM (EgOr3)

274 Sorry to hear that, Mike. That's so sad.

Posted by: VBJonny at February 13, 2016 11:21 PM (NX9H4)

275 Gnu, fair enough.

Just, still painful. Was *so* certain I would end up in the money.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:21 PM (ntObR)

276 ThunderB i'm not certain either, but he is for me. I did enjoy his exploits and tearing the masks off the gope. but he sounded like ron paul on that issue, and well . i just can't .

anyway, certainly not boring.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:21 PM (9XzdI)

277 HOOOORDE

Local Bourbon Society dinner was tonight. Food and music were subpar, but it was fine. Because bourbon.

Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2016 11:21 PM (e+1S5)

278 That Corgi is lucky he still has an eye.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (ZxmMG)

279 Trust me on this one, given the present state of affairs, a total do-nothing Congress, while remaining largely a collection of dangerous oxygen-thieves and also a huge waste of taxpayers' money, is still far more of a feature than it is a bug, no matter how it comes about.

Doesn't mean the Democraps should get any atta-boys for it if they manage to "achieve" it, of course...

Posted by: J.S.Bridges at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (DsGWS)

280 I'm Really tired of all the Negativity here.

Posted by: John Kasich at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (zt+N6)

281 PSA: Anyone who wants to submit pet pics for our brand new AoS weekend thread, please send them to petmorons at the gee mail dot com.

We cannot post them all on one thread or else the hamsters will literally die simultaneously and we will all be trapped in Cherry Pi Minx 1.0 no mans land. We can only showcase a few Moron pets each week. Please be patient. If you send us a pic, it will eventually show up on a weekend pet thread.

Also, if send in a pic at petmorons at gee mail, plead let us know your blog nic. And if you have a story about your pet, please include it. Those who do those 2 things get to cut head of the line.

Also, thanks CDR M for the bang out ONT

Posted by: L, Elle at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (2x3L+)

282 >>>[people]...falsely recognized the common name "Thomas Moore" as someone who was once an American president.<<<


I'll drink to that.



Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (B1ik8)

283 I was getting so anxious at parts I had to get up and pace so I wouldn't yell.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 13, 2016 11:20 PM (/ciMI)
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Yeah, I regret dropping that F-bomb. I was just flabbergasted at what The Donald said.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (jR7Wy)

284 @263 Posted by: willow at February

Afraid to find out

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (voOPb)

285 That super yacht reminds me: anybody remember hydroplane races as a little kid? They must have been on ABC Wide World of Sports I think. They had better sports programs back then. They even had a hunting show where people would go on Safari and kill big game. I feel like Grampa Simpson.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 13, 2016 11:18 PM (RcpcZ)


Yeah, They had the unlimited class hydroplane races on Lake Washington near Seattle. Most of them ran Allison or maybe some Merlin engines. "Miss Bardahl", "Miss Thriftway", two of the boats I remember. My Dad was a big fan of the races on TV.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (Z8fuk)

286 Cheri, my condolences. That's horrific.

Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:23 PM (EgOr3)

287 I dunno if trump is done.
Posted by: ThunderB


I very much doubt it.

But I'll poke him with a fork to check.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 13, 2016 11:23 PM (/ciMI)

288 277 HOOOORDE

Local Bourbon Society dinner was tonight. Food and music were subpar, but it was fine. Because bourbon.
Posted by: DC in River City at February 13, 2016 11:21 PM (e+1S5)
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They have wifi in jail?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 13, 2016 11:23 PM (jR7Wy)

289 oh Mike, so sorry, prayers for the family.

life. i really don't get it.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:23 PM (9XzdI)

290 "A white sports coat, and a pink crustacean, I'm all dressed up for the dance..."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------------------

Criminy, AOP, you're an old guy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:23 PM (ZxmMG)

291 Yeah, I regret dropping that F-bomb. I was just flabbergasted at what The Donald said.


Posted by: All Hail Eris


You know, I have heard him say this before (months ago), but tonight he really took off with it.
It was basically to attack Jeb, but I think he made a major tactical error.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 13, 2016 11:24 PM (+1T7c)

292 he will just focus on telling you how free it is, and hey look the circus is in town.

*sigh* yeah, likely.

I used to say (200 that if shrillary! won, I'd move to a so-called-sancuary-city and claim 'undocumented' status so I could collect the bennies. Of course, no intention of actually doing so.

Now? Hmm....

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 13, 2016 11:24 PM (044Fx)

293 L,Elle, you should go into PR/Advertising. Lol

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:25 PM (voOPb)

294 PSA: Anyone who wants to submit pet pics for our brand new AoS weekend thread, please send them to petmorons at the gee mail dot com.

*rubs hands(?) together in glee*

Posted by: Anthony Wiener at February 13, 2016 11:25 PM (/ciMI)

295 How does Trump's spray tan NOT get all over the collar of his $300 white shirt?

Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2016 11:25 PM (OUpHg)

296 Criminy, AOP, you're an old guy.

But it was a great bit

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:25 PM (39g3+)

297 Ah, jeez, Hammer. I'm so sorry.
Posted by: Peaches
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oh Mike, so sorry, prayers for the family.

life. i really don't get it.
Posted by: willow
----------------------

It was long ago. I was just reminded of it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:26 PM (ZxmMG)

298 I'm Really tired of all the Negativity here.

Posted by: John Kasich at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (zt+N6)

John, you could suck a cast iron dick and get splinters in your lips.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 13, 2016 11:26 PM (gyKtp)

299 Thank you Peaches.

Posted by: cheri at February 13, 2016 11:26 PM (ylAck)

300 Cheri, that's so sad. Life really sucks sometimes.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 13, 2016 11:26 PM (WlQGZ)

301 I'm going to sleep, but I have Faux news on & I think Drudge& BB websites are paid by Trump
Good Night!

Posted by: Carol at February 13, 2016 11:26 PM (sj3Ax)

302 How does Trump's spray tan NOT get all over the collar of his $300 custom made white shirt?
Posted by: Chi
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Edited

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:26 PM (ZxmMG)

303 Saw Deadpool last night....loved it.

mmmmmmmm Morena Baccarin......I almost pulled a Pee Wee Herman in the theater.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 13, 2016 11:26 PM (z+4T3)

304 My Dad was a big fan of the races on TV.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Miss Budweiser.

My cousin used to have a couple of hydroplane racer models.

Whatever happened to all that? Actually a pretty dangerous sport.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (+1T7c)

305 MH, i'm not really afraid, but i'm not quite ready to embrace it either.
hopefully working on being a better soul will make the deal not as wretched.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (9XzdI)

306 So Donald was foist on his own petard?

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (qUNWi)

307 MH, I am setting up a simulation of sulfuric acid, not terribly kinky, sorry :/

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (uZNvH)

308 246 Ashley, I dunno. Jackson was a *very* mixed bag as a person and president IMHO. If I had to choose I'd probably go with someone new to replace Andy rather than Alex.

And:

- Andrew Jackson: (early) Democrat
- Harriet Tubman: (early) Republican
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:16 PM (ntObR)


Doesn't matter what those in "normal" America believe, it's now what the SJW's want, and the SJW's dislike Jackson because of the "Trail of Tears" and Jefferson for not freeing the slaves in the Constitution and banging his father's slaves even though it's pretty much well known that his brother was the one banging all the female slaves.

The SJW's don't really care that Tubman was a Republican, but they will have a problem with it as it gets closer. At that point they will want to put Mooch on it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (Z7G74)

309 Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 13, 2016 11:24 PM (044

If you are fluent in Spanish, Somali or Arabic it just might work

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (voOPb)

310 But it was a great bit

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:25 PM (39g3+)


Well, I shamelessly stole the joke from Jimmy Buffet. But the original song being parodied was by Marty Robbins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (Z8fuk)

311 But it was a great bit
Posted by: Christopher
------------

Yes, well played.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (ZxmMG)

312 John, you could suck a cast iron dick and get splinters in your lips.

They didn't call Abe Lincoln a rail spitter for nothing, ya know!

Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 11:28 PM (OC+TJ)

313 How does Trump's spray tan NOT get all over the collar of his $300 white shirt?
-----

Always spring for the clear coat option.

Posted by: Trump! at February 13, 2016 11:28 PM (/ciMI)

314 I am/was a Trump is SMOD person. What I'm really hoping for is the actual SMOD.

*please for the love of all that is holy damn it SMOD hurry the fuck up already!*

From what I heard tonight, not only did Cruz sound like the smartest guy in the room tonight, he did it without sounding smarmy and preachy. His speaking intonation has definitely improved.

I am conflicted. I want to be optimistic and believe Cruz will win and actually push to enact policy that will right this craptastic mess a country. However, like the audience tonight, the deck is pretty stacked against any small government, pro-America candidate.

At the end of the day, I know no single man can save this country. Even Ted Cruz. My two cents.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 13, 2016 11:28 PM (AJeMv)

315 Morena Baccarin

"You haven't aged a day..."

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 11:28 PM (6FqZa)

316 Maybe Trump is going for the libertarians who believe 9/11 was an inside job, all combat personnel are psychopaths, etc. The "W lied us into war!!" thing is catnip for them.

Posted by: joncelli at February 13, 2016 11:28 PM (1FhAQ)

317 172 Sports Illustrated SwimSuit 2016 Revealed on TNT. Half hour left. You're welcome.
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:01 PM (zt+N6)


Maybe I'm showing my age, but they can never top the 1975 issue.

https://tinyurl.com/jnqy6qg

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2016 11:28 PM (sdi6R)

318 Grand kids thought the debate was the best. Then they ran off fighting each other.




Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at February 13, 2016 11:30 PM (B1ik8)

319 I wish TrusTed would've asked him that question, Mike.
Would've won over a couple thousand more voters, I bet.

Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2016 11:30 PM (OUpHg)

320 Always spring for the clear coat option.
Posted by: Trump!

It's really the best way to go.

Posted by: Jerry Lundegaard at February 13, 2016 11:30 PM (zmW4B)

321 >>not really afraid, but i'm not quite ready to embrace it either.
hopefully working on being a better soul will make the deal not as wretched.
------
Willow, I just have to realize He is in charge. It will work out, I don't know how or why. But, I have to have faith

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:30 PM (voOPb)

322 But the original song being parodied was by Marty Robbins.

Huge Marty Robbins fan. I know it well.

1989 SI with Kathy Ireland, oh yes sir.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:30 PM (39g3+)

323 So Donald was foist on his own petard?

Posted by: eleven at February 13, 2016 11:27 PM (qUNWi)


Probably 2nd or third.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2016 11:30 PM (q2o38)

324
Meanwhile, Crossbow vs Longbow just got some competition:

Two tourists struck by blow darts while walking on Golden Gate Bridge

The dart was nearly five inches long. One end had a white plastic cap and the other was sharpened to a point

http://tinyurl.com/zxlpj5t

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2016 11:31 PM (kdS6q)

325 I saw the kitty cat.

And as far as the Obama supreme court, the GOP will cave. That's what they do. And when they do, that will push Trump into the stratosphere. Anyone tainted by the "Republican" label will be toast. No one who says "I'm a Republican" will ever be elected again, because unlike Democrat voters, Republican voters have a functioning brain.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 13, 2016 11:31 PM (B8JRQ)

326 303 Saw Deadpool last night....loved it.

mmmmmmmm Morena Baccarin......I almost pulled a Pee Wee Herman in the theater.


Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 13, 2016 11:26 PM (z+4T3)



Postmodern Jukebox: Tap Dancing Morena Baccarin lookalike.

https://youtu.be/PgupfwUeXYY

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:31 PM (zt+N6)

327
So Donald was foist on his own petard?
Posted by: eleven



Doomed, for the 274th time.

Probably be at 50% in the polls end of next.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 13, 2016 11:32 PM (kdS6q)

328 joncelli, well it would be a plus for that reason, Yet as for me no can do now.

not even as revenge sex.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:32 PM (9XzdI)

329 281
We cannot post them all on one thread or else the hamsters will literally die simultaneously and we will all be trapped in Cherry Pi Minx 1.0 no mans land.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (2x3L+)


Minx 1.0? You mean we'll time travel to the future?

Posted by: rickl at February 13, 2016 11:32 PM (sdi6R)

330 Maybe Trump is going for the libertarians who believe 9/11 was an inside job

Ground game? Like, he wants those nuts to join his crew to GOTV, like how Ron Paul's nuts and Keisha Rogers' nuts did their GOTV in south Houston back when?

The crazyeyes do have the work ethic, and work ethic is what Jeb's crew has decidedly lacked up to now.

But... crazyeyes. I see these peoples coming and I wonder how come the rabbits are all running for their warrens ahead of them.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 11:33 PM (6FqZa)

331 Trump has decided the most despised elements of the frayed GOP coalition, Big Bible and the Establishment hucksters, were so on board with the Iraq debacle that he can directly attack the Bush family and their war record and profit. My guess is he's right.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 13, 2016 11:33 PM (pq97T)

332 No one who says "I'm a Republican" will ever be
elected again, because unlike Democrat voters, Republican voters have a
functioning brain.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Yes, if the leadership caves (which I expect after 60-90 days of a Media full court press for Obama), then the Party will split wide open.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 13, 2016 11:33 PM (+1T7c)

333 257 That super yacht reminds me: anybody remember hydroplane races as a little kid? They must have been on ABC Wide World of Sports I think. They had better sports programs back then. They even had a hunting show where people would go on Safari and kill big game. I feel like Grampa Simpson.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 13, 2016 11:18 PM (RcpcZ)


Remember those.

Also remember "Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom". That fucker Marlin Perkins used to send out Jim Fowler every week to wrestle a fucking bear, lion, wildebeast, or alligator while Marlin stayed back in the fucking studios.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 13, 2016 11:33 PM (Z7G74)

334 Hey! Jeb! Has a BLUE tie on. Obviously he's a loser.

Posted by: Optimizer at February 13, 2016 11:33 PM (/q6+P)

335 McConnell: No vote on Scalia replacement under Obama.

McConnell is the type of sell-out who would let Obama f**k him in the butt and call it a win if he got a reach around.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 13, 2016 11:33 PM (vBeA5)

336 Most of them ran Allison or maybe some Merlin
engines. "Miss Bardahl", "Miss Thriftway", two of the boats I remember.
My Dad was a big fan of the races on TV.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2016 11:22 PM (Z8fuk
Thanks, I thought so.I saw "Miss Budweiser" (a regular boat) inside a mall near DC. They had the hood off and it had an Allison as long as sofa. That was cool.

Posted by: Ed Anger at February 13, 2016 11:34 PM (RcpcZ)

337 No love for 294?
*pouts*

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 13, 2016 11:34 PM (/ciMI)

338 MH i have been battling that whole faith thing for a long while.
but i do think i'm starting to come home again.
at least i'm really putting effort into it.
though my showing up in shul is still few and far between (not their fault , but mine)

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:34 PM (9XzdI)

339 My guess is he's right.

He might be but he picked a really weird time to triangulate. I suspect he has internal polling showing a big surge by Jeb in SC.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:34 PM (39g3+)

340 >>> L,Elle, you should go into PR/Advertising. Lol
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016
----
Trumpy taught me well :-)
No, actually, someone just asked again on the dead thread where to send in pics.
And, I'm nicer than you and Chi are who won't repost the pet thread address.

petmorons at the gee mail dot com

Posted by: L, Elle at February 13, 2016 11:34 PM (2x3L+)

341 We'll see. I don't have a lot of faith in GOP leadership based on
their history of folding like cheap suits with this administration.
Hopefully they understand that this is the hill to die on. Of course,
here's the talk of government shutdown.

***

Shut her down. I'm good with that!

Posted by: Infidel at February 13, 2016 11:35 PM (jiDCu)

342 If you are fluent in Spanish, Somali or Arabic it just might work

Heh, yeah. But that's not who I am.

There's just got to be a way to salvage our republic, divorce the leftards and live free. Hopefully, without bloodshed.

Right? right?

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 13, 2016 11:35 PM (044Fx)

343 *strains brain*

'White Sport Coat'..., mid 50's

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:35 PM (ZxmMG)

344 Who would win a fight between Herbert Marcuse and a cowboy actor? Is it hard enough for Scarlett Johannson? How many times can George Clooney get bitchslapped? Have you ever seen a $100,000 running dog? Go see "Hail, Caesar!"

Posted by: The Hildabeest at February 13, 2016 11:35 PM (Kucy5)

345 No love for 294?

They said pet pics, not wang pics

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:36 PM (39g3+)

346 Mitch would settle for a nipple pinch. But no choking... well, maybe a little.

If Mitch is ever found deceased from natural causes, I expect that's what will be found in the super-secret autopsy.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 11:37 PM (6FqZa)

347 L, Elle, was you the Anthony Wiener sock or is that someone else pimping the pet thread up stream? I'll send a pic of my cat, but only if Anthony Wiener isn't involved in the process.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 13, 2016 11:37 PM (AJeMv)

348 346 Mitch would settle for a nipple pinch. But no choking... well, maybe a little.

If Mitch is ever found deceased from natural causes, I expect that's what will be found in the super-secret autopsy.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 11:37 PM (6FqZa)



He wouldn't even ask for an elegant dinner.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:37 PM (zt+N6)

349 Hmm. Gowdy firmly in Rubio camp.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:37 PM (ZxmMG)

350 Is there anyone else out there that has lost more respect from true conservatives in a shorter amount of time than Trey Gowdy?
I think not.

Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2016 11:37 PM (OUpHg)

351 BeckoningChasm, hope you got to see your cat earlier. Pretty cat.

Willow just take it a day at a time. I try to.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (voOPb)

352 They said pet pics, not wang pics
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

There would have been petting.

Posted by: Anthony Wiener at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (/ciMI)

353 #333 "While Jim inseminates the Cape Buffalo, let me talk to you about Mutual of Omaha life insurance..."
*background* "It's not a cow! It's not a cow! Help me! Aieeeeeee!"

Posted by: The Hildabeest at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (Kucy5)

354 They still race Unlimited Hydrofoils, but the thrill, alas, she is gone.

You see, all of those lovely Merlins, Packard and Allison engines have been retired, mostly due to a paucity of parts.

So instead, they run Allison or Pratt & Whitney turbines, such as would power various mid size helicopters.

They're faster, the boats have enclosed cockpits with "safety capsule" technology, and the boats are far stronger, being made of carbon fiber & fiberglass, rather than the birch n' balsa of yore.

Sadly, they're quieter... far, far quieter.

Gone is the thunder of a half-dozen boats pulling well over the ton, each powered by 12 cylinders of roaring, fire-breathing thunder.

When I lived in San Diego, you could easily hear the boats racing in Mission Bay, a good fifteen miles and two or three major canyons from Kearny Mesa.

The turbine boats? Lucky to hear 'em over the Muzak in the nearby Walgreens.

And that's why they're not on the teevee no mo'.

You can't see the drivers...the boats are "pods". And there is no Thunder to stir the soul.

Yeah, they still race, the purses are still huge, and the boat babes are still hot.

But the boats and the races just aren't all that telegenic, now.

And that is our loss.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (McRlu)

355 I'll send a pic of my cat, but only if Anthony Wiener isn't involved in the process.


Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 13, 2016 11:37 PM (AJeMv)
Don't do it!!! Kitty porn is a serious problem.

Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (EgOr3)

356 If Mitch is ever found deceased from natural causes, I expect that's what will be found in the super-secret autopsy.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo

Ruptured colon is "natural causes" now?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (zmW4B)

357 Buzzion! Wwwoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!1!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:39 PM (2CJfg)

358 L, Elle, was you the Anthony Wiener sock or is that someone else pimping the pet thread up stream? I'll send a pic of my cat, but only if Anthony Wiener isn't involved in the process.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society

It was I!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 13, 2016 11:39 PM (/ciMI)

359 I find myself pulling for the crab.



Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:03 PM (ZxmMG)


Me too... I am a card carrying carnivore but I cannot stand people who tease animals.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 13, 2016 11:39 PM (NPofj)

360 355 I'll send a pic of my cat, but only if Anthony Wiener isn't involved in the process.


Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 13, 2016 11:37 PM (AJeMv)
Don't do it!!! Kitty porn is a serious problem.


Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (EgOr3)



Don't listen to her. Show us your pussy!

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:39 PM (zt+N6)

361 And, I'm nicer than you and Chi are who won't repost the pet thread address.

petmorons at the gee mail dot com
Posted by: L, Elle
------------
I think you two did a splendid job, and should run with it from here.
Thanks again to MisHum.

(Yes, I'm aware that I owe you both an email or two!)

Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2016 11:40 PM (OUpHg)

362 Had a chance to chat with Molly K in Vegas, and buy each other a tasty beverage.

Standing offer to the Horde: If you visit Las Vegas, I'll buy you a tasty beverage.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 13, 2016 11:41 PM (vBeA5)

363 Which is worse: a moderate judge nominated by Obama and approved by a GOP-controlled Senate, or a far-left nut job judge nominated by Clinton and approved by a Democrat-controlled Senate which will abolish the filibuster for SCOTUS nominations? Just asking, don't call me a dick or a bleeding rectal itch or GOPe or a fuckwad or Jeb! please.

Posted by: Last Reasonable Man Alive Apparently at February 13, 2016 11:41 PM (Y8P5w)

364 >>>342 Right? right?
------

Sure if you want to believe that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (voOPb)

365 F**K a light bulb just exploded over my head.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (vBeA5)

366 And that is our loss.


Jim
-------------------

I was at Indy the first year that turbines showed up. It sounded like a vacuum cleaner whistling by. Come to think of, kinda looked like an Electrolux.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (ZxmMG)

367 'White Sport Coat'..., mid 50's

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:35 PM (ZxmMG)


Hey, Mike, I saw a real cool car this evening. Some car/bike club had held a poker run today. I didn't go, because I was framing a wall in my garage. They ended up at a local watering hole, and I went there after sunset to have a beer and get a bite to eat. Bunch of hot rods, classics, and bikes in the parking lot. After I ate, and finished my beer, I wandered the lot. And saw a really nice "survivor" '29 Franklin sedan. Huge 4-door, 6 cylinder air-cooled engine. Side-mounts, and white wall tires. Car is for sale, but I didn't ask the price, because I know it's beyond my means. Had a nice chat with the owner. Never brought a camera, because I wasn't expecting a car show. Thought it was all bikes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (Z8fuk)

368 355 Don't do it!!! Kitty porn is a serious problem.
Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (EgOr3)

Did someone say Kitteh pron? Hairless pusseh: http://tinypic.com/r/xaqnbb/5

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (2CJfg)

369 Posted by: Last Reasonable Man Alive Apparently at February 13, 2016 11:41 PM (Y8P5w)

How about I call you a passive-aggressive douche?

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (6FqZa)

370 Evening zero degree night horde.

How goes it.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 13, 2016 11:43 PM (plIhw)

371 Evening all. shake my head and look at a bar code? K, I'll play. I see Shrillary behind bars.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 13, 2016 11:43 PM (yNyJy)

372 F**K a light bulb just exploded over my head.

Maybe you have assassins on your tail? Stay low.

Posted by: and serpentine at February 13, 2016 11:43 PM (hK98R)

373 Liar, liar, liar. Liar! LIAR!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Trump in the form of Power Baboon at February 13, 2016 11:43 PM (UnJ7w)

374 F**K a light bulb just exploded over my head.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (vBeA5)
That'll get your attention.

Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:44 PM (EgOr3)

375 >>> L, Elle, was you the Anthony Wiener sock or is that someone else pimping the pet thread up stream? I'll send a pic of my cat, but only if Anthony Wiener isn't involved in the process.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 13, 2016 11:37
----
My brain doesn't work the way some of the others here do. I can't track or pay attention to hashes except for the Ace hash. Ace socks magnificently.

I wasn't the Weiner sock though I did jokingly reply to it. I have no idea who that was. Send us the pic. We will treat the pic respectfully except when we don't.

jk


petmorons at the gee mail dot com

Posted by: L, Elle at February 13, 2016 11:44 PM (2x3L+)

376 I'm going to see Deadpool later tonight but a part of me really doesn't feel like laughing right now. Maybe a distraction will be nice.

Posted by: Naes at February 13, 2016 11:44 PM (Ypc8j)

377 365 F**K a light bulb just exploded over my head.
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (vBeA5)
***
SNIPER!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 13, 2016 11:44 PM (lutOX)

378 363
Which is worse: a moderate judge nominated by Obama and approved by a
GOP-controlled Senate, or a far-left nut job judge nominated by Clinton
and approved by a Democrat-controlled Senate which will abolish the
filibuster for SCOTUS nominations? Just asking, don't call me a dick or a
bleeding rectal itch or GOPe or a fuckwad or Jeb! please.


Posted by: Last Reasonable Man Alive Apparently at February 13, 2016 11:41 PM (Y8P5w)

both results are the same, in the end

Posted by: chemjeff - PuppyMonkeyBaby '16 at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (uZNvH)

379 Didn't Ace post that Mike Lee said no go on a new SC nominee??

Posted by: Jmel at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (15vyA)

380 "I was at Indy the first year that turbines showed up. It sounded like a vacuum cleaner whistling by. Come to think of, kinda looked like an Electrolux.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:42 PM (ZxmMG)"




Well, that certainly sucked, then.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (McRlu)

381 328 joncelli, well it would be a plus for that reason, Yet as for me no can do now.

not even as revenge sex.
Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:32 PM (9XzdI)

Willow, which comment are you responding to?

Posted by: joncelli at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (1FhAQ)

382 357 Buzzion! Wwwoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!1!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:39 PM (2CJfg)



Did I say something important?

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (zt+N6)

383 We're cool Chi. Tell me you were doing something fun

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (voOPb)

384 Where do we send pics for a pet thread?

Yes, I'm fucking lazy.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (plIhw)

385 This from Reddit on The Prestige:
"Angier said "I never knew if I'd be the one in the box, or the one on the balcony", probably creating intentional ambiguity over which one was the clone and which one was the original, or if the notion of clone/original was even relevant.
He killed himself with the waterbox because it was how his wife died, and because Cutter originally described drowning as "going home". Cutter later reveals that drowning is actually agony, which references back to what the other guy said in regards to wanting to be fooled, that we don't want to know he was horribly killing himself every night simply to get one good act of revenge. Hell, it also shows that Angier probably didn't want to know that drowning was agony, and he would have loved to have been fooled into believing his clones were feeling like they were finally going home after a lifetime of pain."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2016 11:46 PM (VdICR)

386 Katy's, Mike, Peaches and the Horde

When law enforcement officers are being gunned down so frequently these days I think that the war within is at a critical point that will only get worse if we don't find the courage to fight back.

I work with vets everyday - WMD was found. They weren't in one super warehouse but in caches throughout Iraq. Fuck Trump.

Posted by: cheri at February 13, 2016 11:46 PM (ylAck)

387 >>>F**K a light bulb just exploded over my head.

Maybe you have assassins on your tail? Stay low.


Posted by: and serpentine at February 13, 2016 11:43 PM (hK98R)<<<

He hates these light bulbs. Stay away from the light bulbs.

Posted by: The Jerk at February 13, 2016 11:46 PM (H9MG5)

388 Didn't watch the debate, but I guess the Turks and their actions in Syria weren't discussed at all?

It seems like the conditions for WWIII are being brewed in Syria, especially if the Magic Kingdom decides to use Turkey to do what they aren't doing in Yemen at the moment.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 13, 2016 11:46 PM (s87AC)

389 57 I would say that Alexander Hamilton was more important to the founding of the US than any of the Presidents save Washington/Jefferson.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 13, 2016 10:35 PM (Z7G74)

Although he was fairly forgettable as a president, you have to put Madison on that list as well.

Posted by: Boone at February 13, 2016 11:46 PM (bLfK+)

390 Just got home from a very pleasant early Valentine's Day with the wife; she got the expected choccies and roses and I got a shared day at the range.

Found out I am very out of practice with a rifle. Gotta fix that. Also found out the muthahumpin' Commies REALLY want those green sealed cans to stay sealed...

Good day with the pistols though, practicing for the CCW test, easily managed to pass the shooting section, with S/W MP40C, Cattleman .44 and Tok.

Got a lot of exercise at the 100 yard zero range since no spotter scope or binocs and the cheap Chinese scope my dealer threw in is only a 4X so three shot group, walk downrange, curse at group, walk back, three shot group, walk downrange, curse at group, walk back, three shot group, walk downrange, curse at group, walk back...

Any of you Mosin shooters, do you use the Timney or any other aftermarket trigger?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 13, 2016 11:47 PM (Kucy5)

391 a moderate judge nominated by Obama and approved by a GOP-controlled Senate

Why would he start nominating moderates now?

I was at Indy the first year that turbines showed up. It sounded like a vacuum cleaner whistling by

Wasn't that the first one that used ground effect, too? Basically a vacuum cleaner pulling the car down.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:47 PM (39g3+)

392 Sure if you want to believe that

I *want to* believe it.

*Do* I believe it?

Wow, I guess what really bothers the most, is that I can't really say what I want to say.

Not denial, just... well...

It's time, isn't it?

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 13, 2016 11:47 PM (044Fx)

393 Posted by: Jmel at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (15vyA)

'Not a chance in hell.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 13, 2016 11:47 PM (plIhw)

394 " F**K a light bulb just exploded over my head. "

Yikes. Hopefully not one of those CF ones.

Posted by: Lauren at February 13, 2016 11:48 PM (0C2f1)

395 Thought it was all bikes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
----------------

Sounds fun.
In Atlanta, during February, there was a bike shop that held an event called 'Cabin Fever'. It was held in an old excelsior factory (of all things) that had been converted to big pub. Everyone was invited to bring vintage bikes and display them inside. Good times, good times.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:48 PM (ZxmMG)

396 Did Trump finally implode tonight or will he just keep rolling along?

Posted by: cm9000 at February 13, 2016 11:48 PM (2TUVm)

397 382 Did I say something important?
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (zt+N6)

Sigh. Just (unsuccessfully) flogging the joke about the super bowl wooooooo guy.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:48 PM (2CJfg)

398 373 Liar, liar, liar. Liar! LIAR!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Trump in the form of Power Baboon at February 13, 2016 11:43 PM (UnJ7w)

Get back Witch!

Posted by: Cruz reciting his favorite movie at February 13, 2016 11:49 PM (VdICR)

399 joncelli, sorry i should have dragged yours into mine.
i was referring to Trumps motivations re 911 and getting libertarians and others on board.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:49 PM (9XzdI)

400 Um, here is a Metallica cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ybYY_5urfQ

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2016 11:49 PM (q2o38)

401 Reasonable Man Alive Apparently at February 13, 2016 11:41 PM (Y8P5w)

Might as well be asking about a unicorn.

Posted by: Boone at February 13, 2016 11:49 PM (bLfK+)

402 Posted by: Jmel at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (15vyA)

What Mike Lee says & Mitch McConnel does are 2 different things.

They couldn't keep it together for a lousy week on the shutdown

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:49 PM (voOPb)

403 We are proper fucked.

Proper.

Fucked.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 13, 2016 11:49 PM (WVvzl)

404 My takeaway from the debate was a Mars Attacks! Slim Whitman yodel.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 13, 2016 11:49 PM (yNyJy)

405 Just joined the NRA for the first time today. Cabela's is having an NRA weekend with demos and classes. Sign up and get a $25 gift card.

Anyone have any experience with starting an NFA trust? I want to get some class III stuff, but am going to wait till I get the trust started. Specifically, how long it takes and how difficult it is to amend over time.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (OvUux)

406 384
Where do we send pics for a pet thread?



Yes, I'm fucking lazy.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (plIhw)
Send 'em straight to Ace. Include the $25 registration fee.

Posted by: Peaches at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (EgOr3)

407 Well, that cinches it. Dr. Sour Kraut just said Rubio won, Bush came in second, and Cruz third.

Rubio/Bush 2016! (I know, 2 Floriduhs) -- that's where the magic is apparently, we're just too stoopid to see it.

Posted by: SMOD/Orbital Nukes 2016! -- The only way to be sure at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (H9MG5)

408 PETMORONS AT THE GEE MAIL DOT COM.
except in lower case

none of you lazy asses even read our post

Posted by: L, Elle at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (2x3L+)

409 397 382 Did I say something important?
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:45 PM (zt+N6)

Sigh. Just (unsuccessfully) flogging the joke about the super bowl wooooooo guy.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:48 PM (2CJfg)



Oh. I've moved on to the elegant dinners for BDSM roleplay joke.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (zt+N6)

410 Just asking, don't call me a dick or a bleeding rectal itch or GOPe or a fuckwad or Jeb! please.
Posted by: Last Reasonable Man Alive Apparently at February 13, 2016 11:41 PM (Y8P5w)


Can I go with "Sucking Chest Wound"?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2016 11:51 PM (q2o38)

411 They had the hood off and it had an Allison as long as sofa. That was cool.
Posted by: Ed Anger at February 13, 2016 11:34 PM (RcpcZ)

"Allison" is a weird euphemism for "dick" but whatever. Maybe that's what Caitlyn Jenner calls his.

Posted by: Q at February 13, 2016 11:51 PM (7qAYi)

412 Wasn't that the first one that used ground effect, too? Basically a vacuum cleaner pulling the car down.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
-------------

No. I believe you are thinking of the Chaparral Can-Am car.

There were two turbines that showed up, the Granatelli car, and another.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 13, 2016 11:51 PM (ZxmMG)

413 This from Reddit on The Prestige:
"Angier said "I never knew if I'd be the one in the box, or the one on the balcony", probably creating intentional ambiguity over which one was the clone and which one was the original, or if the notion of clone/original was even relevant.
He killed himself with the waterbox because it was how his wife died, and because Cutter originally described drowning as "going home". Cutter later reveals that drowning is actually agony, which references back to what the other guy said in regards to wanting to be fooled, that we don't want to know he was horribly killing himself every night simply to get one good act of revenge. Hell, it also shows that Angier probably didn't want to know that drowning was agony, and he would have loved to have been fooled into believing his clones were feeling like they were finally going home after a lifetime of pain."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 13, 2016 11:46 PM (VdICR)


To sum up "The Prestige": Wolverine vs. Batman with the assistance of Ziggy Stardust

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 13, 2016 11:51 PM (vBeA5)

414 You can't see the drivers...the boats are "pods". And there is no Thunder to stir the soul.

Yeah, they still race, the purses are still huge, and the boat babes are still hot.

But the boats and the races just aren't all that telegenic, now.

And that is our loss.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2016 11:38 PM (McRlu)



That's right brother. When people want to see the Thunder, they want to see the pythons!!!!!

Now excuse me while I go and fondle my daughter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8BKiigBsa8

Posted by: Hulk Hogan at February 13, 2016 11:51 PM (Z7G74)

415 407 Well, that cinches it. Dr. Sour Kraut just said Rubio won, Bush came in second, and Cruz third.

Rubio/Bush 2016! (I know, 2 Floriduhs) -- that's where the magic is apparently, we're just too stoopid to see it.


Posted by: SMOD/Orbital Nukes 2016! -- The only way to be sure at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (H9MG5)



He had that script written since Wednesday.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:52 PM (zt+N6)

416 Visiting family up in PA and their choices for POTUS are all over the place.

No Hill or Bern though with the ones I talked to although I know which ones would lean that way so didn't talk politics.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 13, 2016 11:52 PM (plIhw)

417 but there were cute pictures L'Elle.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:52 PM (9XzdI)

418 383 We're cool Chi. Tell me you were doing something fun
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----------------
Making space in the back bedroom for the hobo. Is that considered fun?

Posted by: Chi at February 13, 2016 11:52 PM (OUpHg)

419 Rubio was hands-down the winner because Rupert Murdoch pays me shocking sums of money to say so.

Posted by: Dr. Hunscrewdriver at February 13, 2016 11:52 PM (zmW4B)

420 >>>To sum up "The Prestige": Wolverine vs. Batman with the assistance of Ziggy Stardust

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 13, 2016 11:51 PM (vBeA5)<<<

And magic tangerines.

Posted by: Michael Caine at February 13, 2016 11:53 PM (H9MG5)

421 Although he was fairly forgettable as a president, you have to put Madison on that list as well.

I'd put the Adams family up there. Draft up a 50 dollar bill with John, Quincy, Henry, Charles Francis Jr. and the rest.

Yeah, John Adams humped the bunk with his Alien and Sedition Acts, and Quincy earned his one-term Presidency too. But they both did wonderful work before and after taking office. And the Adamses after them, who stuck to political literature and historiography, they were the equals of de Tocqueville. At least.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 13, 2016 11:53 PM (6FqZa)

422 Yikes. Hopefully not one of those CF ones.

Posted by: Lauren at February 13, 2016 11:48 PM (0C2f1)


No, it was one of the new "long life" incandecent light bulbs.

Posted by: The Luminous Hat at February 13, 2016 11:53 PM (vBeA5)

423 none of you lazy asses even read our post

It was all downhill after that first cheerleader

Posted by: derit at February 13, 2016 11:53 PM (OC+TJ)

424 none of you lazy asses even read our post

But where do I send my pictures? *ducking*

No. I believe you are thinking of the Chaparral Can-Am car.

That's the one. Wierd thing. My dad had a book of strange and unique cars, tons of fascinating things in there.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:53 PM (39g3+)

425 " F**K a light bulb just exploded over my head. "

Kill the light, Hymie.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at February 13, 2016 11:53 PM (FkBIv)

426 @392 JQ it's not looking good

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:54 PM (voOPb)

427 409 Oh. I've moved on to the elegant dinners for BDSM roleplay joke.
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (zt+N6)

Ugh, can't bring myself to have anything to with the stupid twilight slash fic mommy porn.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:54 PM (2CJfg)

428 L, Elle--

The pet thread was way cool! Looking forward to another.

Awful, the way everything ground to a halt today.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 13, 2016 11:54 PM (044Fx)

429 427 409 Oh. I've moved on to the elegant dinners for BDSM roleplay joke.
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (zt+N6)

Ugh, can't bring myself to have anything to with the stupid twilight slash fic mommy porn.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:54 PM (2CJfg)



You should at least read ace's live blogging it.

Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:55 PM (zt+N6)

430 408 PETMORONS AT THE GEE MAIL DOT COM.
except in lower case

none of you lazy asses even read our post
Posted by: L, Elle at February 13, 2016 11:50 PM (2x3L

Was on the road today L, Elle. Going to read it when I have chance.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 13, 2016 11:55 PM (plIhw)

431 @ 390, Richard McEnroe...


I've got a Polish made Mosin M-44, manufactured in 1952.

The bluing on it rivals or exceeds most of the nicer grade commercial rifles available for sale on the modern market.

The fit and finish, of every part and in every respect, is worthy of a bespoke rifle.

When I got it, there were still feathery grains of wood, which could be felt with the fingers and observed through an 8x loupe, in the stamped cartouches on the stock.

The rifle had been built, proof-fired, and put in storage, but without being slathered in cosmoline. The bore is a bright, shiny, mirror finished work of art.

It was unfired when I bought it about ten years ago.

Shoots 2 in. or smaller groups with Winchester White Box (Metric) ammo.

Don't know how they did it, but the trigger is as good as any match rifle I've ever fired.

Absolutely belies the whole "cheap Mosin" trope. This thing is a trophy, and a gem.

Hope you can find one like it!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2016 11:55 PM (McRlu)

432 386 Katy's, Mike, Peaches and the Horde

When law enforcement officers are being gunned down so frequently these days I think that the war within is at a critical point that will only get worse if we don't find the courage to fight back.

I work with vets everyday - WMD was found. They weren't in one super warehouse but in caches throughout Iraq. Fuck Trump.
Posted by: cheri at February 13, 2016 11:46 PM (ylAck)


Don't forget about the 550 TONS of yellowcake uranium that was found in Iraq and quietly shipped to Canada to be disposed of.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 13, 2016 11:55 PM (Z7G74)

433 bebe, but ace and the horde commentary made the whole thing hysterical, yes it was absurd, still i had more fun reading that the next morning than i'd had laughing at anything in mths.

Posted by: willow at February 13, 2016 11:56 PM (9XzdI)

434 The Antonin Scalia thread on slashdot is truly horrifying.

Oh man, this is going to be so bad.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 13, 2016 11:56 PM (WVvzl)

435 Honestly you can find something that each president did which was questionable. Even Monroe basically pushed the US into a war. George Washington, God bless him, used the US military to lean on a state for not paying whiskey tax.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:56 PM (39g3+)

436 >>>Making space in the back bedroom for the hobo. Is that considered fun?
-------
Depends if there were power tools involved

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 13, 2016 11:56 PM (voOPb)

437 "He had that script written since Wednesday."

Wednesday three weeks ago.

Posted by: Boone at February 13, 2016 11:57 PM (bLfK+)

438 Going to visit my dad's brother tomorrow who is getting rid of the majority of his firearms.

Hmmmmm.

*he is auctioning them so I don't know if he'll part with single pieces or is trying to sell the whole lot as a group.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 13, 2016 11:57 PM (plIhw)

439 L, Elle, I sent you a pic. Sorry I wasn't around earlier to check out the inaugural thread. I was busy playing XCOM 2 all afternoon. That's my way of escaping reality.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 13, 2016 11:58 PM (AJeMv)

440 Ashley, I dunno. Jackson was a *very* mixed bag as a person and president IMHO. If I had to choose I'd probably go with someone new to replace Andy rather than Alex.
And:
- Andrew Jackson: (early) Democrat
- Harriet Tubman: (early) Republican
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 13, 2016 11:16 PM

I think it might, might make a point if Tubman was put on the $20 during a Rep. pres. Tho the press would loose the whole narrative, I'm sure.

Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 13, 2016 11:58 PM (o/90i)

441 Ugh, can't bring myself to have anything to with the stupid twilight slash fic mommy porn.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:54 PM (2CJfg)


Someone referred to 50 Shades as having such undeveloped 2-dimensional characters that it almost qualified as a coloring book.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 13, 2016 11:58 PM (q2o38)

442 Which is worse: a moderate judge nominated by Obama
and approved by a GOP-controlled Senate, or a far-left nut job judge
nominated by Clinton and approved by a Democrat-controlled Senate which
will abolish the filibuster for SCOTUS nominations? Just asking, don't
call me a dick or a bleeding rectal itch or GOPe or a fuckwad or Jeb!
please.


Posted by: Last Reasonable Man Alive Apparently at February 13, 2016 11:41 PM (Y8P5w)

False dilemma fallacy. Those are not our only choices.

And I would not have guessed GOPe... I would think Organizing for America plant. Do you get work credit for this?
just kidding... mostly

Posted by: redbanzai at February 13, 2016 11:58 PM (NPofj)

443 Might be able to pick up a gun for cheap off him even if he wants to sell them as a batch.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:58 PM (39g3+)

444 429 427 409 You should at least read ace's live blogging it.
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:55 PM (zt+N6)

I tried. No joy. The whole thing is just too retarded for words for me.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 13, 2016 11:59 PM (2CJfg)

445 You should at least read ace's live blogging it.
Posted by: buzzion at February 13, 2016 11:55 PM (zt+N6)

Oh my, yes. Ace needs to do that more often.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 13, 2016 11:59 PM (7qAYi)

446 @426 MH-- Yes, I *get* that, and haven't felt like this (and actually cried over the feeling) since 9-11.

And I can't claim any personal association with Mr. Scalia, I just realize how important his work had been and that it's now probably going to be shat upon asap.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 13, 2016 11:59 PM (044Fx)

447 Who knows whom Tubman would have voted for in 2008 and 2012.

What we do know is why our political class wants us to keep remembering Tubman. It's to keep telling you that whites who support the status quo are evil. On the wrong side of history, so losers too.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at February 14, 2016 12:00 AM (6FqZa)

448 Woman’s body found in car parked outside California Walmart for three months/

Police said the woman’s car had dark tinted windows and a sunshade covering the dashboard, which made it difficult to see inside the vehicle. The store’s security cameras only archive footage for 60 days, but video shows the car parked in the same spot since December.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 14, 2016 12:01 AM (FkBIv)

449 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 13, 2016 11:58 PM (39g3)

Hoping to. Gonna feel him out before I even ask.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 14, 2016 12:01 AM (plIhw)

450 50 Shades is the only erotic fiction to be peppered with the phrase "Oh Geeze!" It's like the "120 Days of Fargo."

Posted by: Josephistan at February 14, 2016 12:02 AM (7qAYi)

451 10
When I heard of Titanic II I figured it was a SyFy movie

Nah, that'd be Titanicnado or Sharktanic.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 14, 2016 12:02 AM (o78gS)

452 Ha! You're all so funny.

Send us your damm pics. MisHum has decided rabbits are included as pets, but I'm drawing a line in the sand with any pet that resembles a rodent. Keep those pics to yourselves.

That includes the big 2: No mice and No rats. You weird sickos. Unless it's vid of them being eaten by snakes. We might reconsider.

And then squirrels, Nutria, opussum. No one wants to see that. Those pic should remain private.

petmorons at the gee mail dot com

Posted by: L, Elle at February 14, 2016 12:03 AM (2x3L+)

453 434 The Antonin Scalia thread on slashdot is truly horrifying.

Oh man, this is going to be so bad.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 13, 2016 11:56 PM (WVvzl)

What was arguably even worse than the Lefties cheerleading over Scalia's death is that Clarence Thomas was trending on Twitter for a few hours after the news broke. I initially thought something had happened to him too, but thankfully Thomas was fine and the trending was due to lib-tards making all kinds of nasty comments about him and wanting Thomas to join Scalia in death. Oh, and apparently Thomas did nothing on his own, all he did was mimic Scalia.

What a bunch of fucking ghouls.

Posted by: Thrawn at February 14, 2016 12:03 AM (s87AC)

454 Oh my, yes. Ace needs to do that more often.

I agree; take something lame and overrated, but not obviously terrible and live blog watching it with his gift for language and observation. Not The Dark Backward but stuff like Bridges of Madison County or Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:03 AM (39g3+)

455 Sadamm shipped out a lot of his weapons to Syria thanks to GWB's long heads up to war.

Posted by: cheri at February 14, 2016 12:04 AM (ylAck)

456 Been wading into the leftist swamp reading the reactions and comments, sickening.

They know what time it is, it's hammer time.

We are going to have to hit back twice as hard, get out there and vote like you're life depends on it because it
surely does.

Tell the GOPe they have to hold fast and deny a nominee, no matter who is vomited forth.

This is the hill to die on.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 12:04 AM (WVvzl)

457 434 The Antonin Scalia thread on slashdot is truly horrifying.

Oh man, this is going to be so bad.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 13, 2016 11:56 PM (WVvzl)

Slashdot: unmoored socialism for geeks. So what's the concensus over there?

Posted by: joncelli at February 14, 2016 12:04 AM (1FhAQ)

458 Depends if there were power tools involved
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
--------------
Not unless you consider a shopvac a power tool.
Used it to inflate an air matress. Meh - got him off the couch, anyway.

Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2016 12:05 AM (OUpHg)

459 408 >> PETMORONS AT THE GEE MAIL DOT COM.

except in lower case

Case doesn't matter for email addresses. I mistakenly believed this for quite a long time, until I looked it up a few weeks ago.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 14, 2016 12:05 AM (gyKtp)

460 Police said the woman's car had dark tinted windows and a sunshade covering the dashboard, which made it difficult to see inside the vehicle. The store's security cameras only archive footage for 60 days, but video shows the car parked in the same spot since December.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 14, 2016 12:01 AM (FkBIv)


Was it the buzzards buying up all the can-openers in Housewares that tipped them off?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 12:05 AM (Z8fuk)

461 That includes the big 2: No mice and No rats. You weird sickos. Unless it's vid of them being eaten by snakes. We might reconsider.

And then squirrels, Nutria, opussum. No one wants to see that. Those pic should remain private.

petmorons at the gee mail dot com
Posted by: L, Elle

So...hamsters and gerbils are okay?

Posted by: Richard Gere at February 14, 2016 12:05 AM (/ciMI)

462 452 Ha! You're all so funny.

Send us your damm pics. MisHum has decided rabbits are included as pets, but I'm drawing a line in the sand with any pet that resembles a rodent. Keep those pics to yourselves.

That includes the big 2: No mice and No rats. You weird sickos. Unless it's vid of them being eaten by snakes. We might reconsider.

And then squirrels, Nutria, opussum. No one wants to see that. Those pic should remain private.

petmorons at the gee mail dot com
Posted by: L, Elle at February 14, 2016 12:03 AM (2x3L+)
***
Capybaras okay?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:05 AM (lutOX)

463 opussum. No one wants to see that. Those pic should remain private.

What about baby possums? They are kinda cute.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:06 AM (39g3+)

464 455 Sadamm shipped out a lot of his weapons to Syria thanks to GWB's long heads up to war.
Posted by: cheri at February 14, 2016 12:04 AM (ylAck)

Bekkaa Valley, Lebanon

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 14, 2016 12:06 AM (2CJfg)

465 I remember when slashdot was about technology.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 12:06 AM (OvUux)

466 WMDs, they were in those convoys of trucks going from Iraq to Syria.


Couldn't have been Sarin or other gas residue from the genocide of Marsh Arabs or Kurds, no way man, Saddam was straight up.


Posted by: Cottonwood Kulak at February 14, 2016 12:06 AM (B1ik8)

467 Walmart's generosity to truckers may have as well killed that woman with a rolled up naked-lady mudflap in the eyes of some

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2016 12:07 AM (OC+TJ)

468 At the risk of losing my man card, I have been watching Design on a Dime on Netflix and its great fun. I don't always like Casey Noble's sense of color and pattern, but she's really talented and creative and the interplay between her and that carpenter guy is great fun. Everybody seems happy and to love their work and that's very welcome.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:07 AM (39g3+)

469 @446 JQ Flyover at February 13, 2016 11:59 PM (044Fx)

I try to keep my chin up, but I'm torn between chin up, doom & let it burn


At least Red Green is on tv at the moment

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:08 AM (voOPb)

470 452 Ha! You're all so funny.

Send us your damm pics. MisHum has decided rabbits are included as pets, but I'm drawing a line in the sand with any pet that resembles a rodent. Keep those pics to yourselves.

That includes the big 2: No mice and No rats. You weird sickos. Unless it's vid of them being eaten by snakes. We might reconsider.

And then squirrels, Nutria, opussum. No one wants to see that. Those pic should remain private.

petmorons at the gee mail dot com
Posted by: L, Elle at February 14, 2016 12:03 AM (2x3L+)
Anteaters?

(Asking for my buddy, Salvador...)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (lutOX)

471 Sadamm shipped out a lot of his weapons to Syria thanks to GWB's long heads up to war.

Sadly, yeah. They should have nailed the convoy, war had already been declared. No reason to be paralyzed by your schedule.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (39g3+)

472 363 Which is worse: a moderate judge nominated by Obama and approved by a GOP-controlled Senate, or a far-left nut job judge nominated by Clinton and approved by a Democrat-controlled Senate which will abolish the filibuster for SCOTUS nominations? Just asking, don't call me a dick or a bleeding rectal itch or GOPe or a fuckwad or Jeb! please.
Posted by: Last Reasonable Man Alive Apparently at February 13, 2016 11:41 PM (Y8P5w)

___

The GOP can make that decision after the election. If Hilary/Bernie win, they approve whatever moderate Obama nominates. If a Republican wins, they tell Obama to fuck off and don't approve anyone.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (0LHZx)

473 >>Making space in the back bedroom for the hobo. Is that considered fun?

Pro tip -- Use moar 10 gallon pots.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (gyKtp)

474 Hamilton was terminated by executive action. Burr was the trigger man. Jefferson ordered the hit. Burr was heard to say "Eat lead, yous bank lover!"
Jefferson ratted out Burr, who took a shot at nation building out West. Lewis took care of Burr by selling him out to the Spanish. Clark, covering for Jefferson, was to terminate Lewis during the crossing to the Pacific but Sa-caw-ja-wa threatened him with Grizzley Bear Who Rapes. When they got back to Missouri, Clark killed Lewis and made it look like suicide.
This is you Common Core history moment.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (FtrY1)

475 MH, where is Red Green still on TV? Used to love that show.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (AJeMv)

476 Evening Bertram. Three months and HellMart's lot cleaners didn't take notice? Odd, very odd.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (yNyJy)

477 The meta-narrative in Inception is almost as strong as The Prestege.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (VdICR)

478 A shame when a crab goes bad.

The Prestige: Would YOU let your clone live? I wouldn't.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 12:10 AM (hVdx9)

479 465
I remember when slashdot was about technology.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 12:06 AM (OvUux)


It's a case study of what happens when Lefties take over anything. It loses its purpose and becomes just another mask worn to advance the agenda.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 14, 2016 12:10 AM (HalrA)

480 I remember when slashdot was about technology.
Posted by: ChocoCheese

Just wait. Soon we'll have mandatory classes like "The Marxist-Leninist Foundations of Particle Physics" just like they did in the Soviet Union.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 14, 2016 12:10 AM (zmW4B)

481 Wasn't one of the big things about Angier in The Prestige that he wanted to be the man on the stage to receive the applause of the crowd.

When he was using the drunk guy as his double he was jealous he (who did the hard work) had to hide under the stage.

Even if he created a perfect clone, he'd be back in that position again. Actually, that might even create a problem of two Angiers vying for the spotlight if their personalities were exact as well.

So, was creating and killing clones a perfect solution? Maybe not. But the guy wasn't right in the head after losing his wife. I mean, come on, he had Scarlett Johansson and wrecked that too. Clearly not sane.

Posted by: Michael Caine, and his magic tangerine at February 14, 2016 12:10 AM (H9MG5)

482 Well, MisHum and Chi will do all the screening on the pics, not me. I like surprises so I want to see the Moron pics when they get posted in real time.

Just please, no rodents please.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 14, 2016 12:10 AM (2x3L+)

483 We have to go deeper.

Posted by: DeCaprio's Bear at February 14, 2016 12:10 AM (VdICR)

484 Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (AJeMv)

MN PBS lol

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:10 AM (voOPb)

485 471 Sadamm shipped out a lot of his weapons to Syria thanks to GWB's long heads up to war.

Sadly, yeah. They should have nailed the convoy, war had already been declared. No reason to be paralyzed by your schedule.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:09 AM (39g3+)
***
Russians, as I recall, were involved.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:11 AM (lutOX)

486 @457

The consensus is that Scalia was a fascist, the GOP is politicizing his death, which is true and absolutely necessary, and the Obama needs to appoint a far left jurist to counter balance the right wing court.

Horrible, just horrible.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 12:12 AM (WVvzl)

487 G'night!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 14, 2016 12:13 AM (/ciMI)

488 Random discussion topic...

The band Genesis, better in the 70s with Peter Gabriel and the prog rock or with Phil Collins and the pop rock?

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 14, 2016 12:13 AM (AJeMv)

489 We had a Deputy Sheriff shot and killed this week by a 17 year old. This man leaves a wife and two young children. He was kept on life support until his viable organs could be harvested per the family's wishes. He was a Navy vet. The whole city of 50k is in pain and shock. The kid is in custody.
RIP Justice Scalia.
I pray.
Posted by: cheri at February 13, 2016 11:20 PM

Prayers up to all.
T

Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 14, 2016 12:13 AM (o/90i)

490 Just please, no rodents please.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 14, 2016 12:10 AM (2x3L+)


Not even a giant beaver?


http://roadsideattractions.ca/beaverlodge.htm

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 12:14 AM (Z8fuk)

491 Ooo. Fox's Brett B called out Steve Hayes as being" in the tank for Rubio"

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 14, 2016 12:14 AM (yNyJy)

492 Gabriel.

Collins is a punk IMHO

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:14 AM (voOPb)

493 Wolverine was somewhat suicidal in the beginning. Killing clones, when he didn't know which one he would end up, was his self-flagellation. Pretty dark.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2016 12:15 AM (VdICR)

494 MH @ 469-- Yep.

We have resources here, living semi-rural. Come what may.

Greentips and tightlips forever.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:15 AM (044Fx)

495 The band Genesis, better in the 70s with Peter Gabriel and the prog rock or with Phil Collins and the pop rock?

While I respect the prog rock stuff with Peter Gabriel I really didn't like it nearly as much as when Phil Collins sort of took over. Stuff like Duchess and 3 Sides Live were better than Selling England by the Pound, I think.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:15 AM (39g3+)

496 Adventures with Bill always cracks me up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:16 AM (voOPb)

497 488 Better with Gabriel. After, huge pop success with no ideas.

Same could be said for Gabriel, too.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 14, 2016 12:16 AM (B8JRQ)

498 The Prestige felt like a comedian telling a 10-minute joke with a cheap punchline to me. It wasn't really even a story, just a series of extended surprise reveal.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:16 AM (39g3+)

499 Scalias death is being politicized!!



*just wait until Chelsea loses her unborn

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 14, 2016 12:17 AM (plIhw)

500 Too bad the garden thread also got cut short today.

We'll be making room for more this spring.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:17 AM (044Fx)

501 *apologies. But I don't put it past them.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 14, 2016 12:17 AM (plIhw)

502 I kind of thought Genesis was tiresome, regardless of who fronted it. Not horrible, just sort of over-hyped for what they really were.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 12:17 AM (Z8fuk)

503 491 Ooo. Fox's Brett B called out Steve Hayes as being" in the tank for Rubio"

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 14, 2016 12:14 AM (yNyJy



Surprising.

Posted by: buzzion at February 14, 2016 12:18 AM (zt+N6)

504 Duct tape-- The Handyman's Secret Weapon!

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:18 AM (044Fx)

505 Also clones, Michael Caine in fifty Nolan movies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2016 12:18 AM (VdICR)

506 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698583017250516995

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698583145629802496

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698583540238262272

Posted by: kbdabear at February 14, 2016 12:18 AM (9hVWo)

507 @JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:15 AM (044Fx)

I really need to find more ammo from my boating accidents

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:18 AM (voOPb)

508 Dead Parrots Soc.- Gabriel.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 14, 2016 12:19 AM (yNyJy)

509 Collins. Kudos to Gabriel and The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway was a cool album, but the later Genesis had a beat and you could listen to it and tap your foot.
Listening to The Slippermen made you want to put on a latex mask or just dress up as a giant sunflower.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 12:20 AM (q2o38)

510 Body armor on the way. More will be ordered.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 12:20 AM (hVdx9)

511 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics, Part 2

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698583741397078016

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698583938021879809

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698584147502178304

Posted by: kbdabear at February 14, 2016 12:20 AM (9hVWo)

512 So.... Mitch McConnell is all that stands between The Republic and its deliberate destruction.

We are so totally, royally, completely fucked.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 14, 2016 12:20 AM (dt+4+)

513 @MisHum

We saw Fed 5.56 420pc on strippers for $150 the other day....

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:20 AM (044Fx)

514 >>just wait until Chelsea loses her unborn
-----
Right before the DNC convention

Sympathy vote

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:21 AM (voOPb)

515 There is no doubt gun sales will be astronomical.

I would pick up as much gun manufacturer stock for the short term. 1-2 years.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 12:21 AM (WVvzl)

516 We saw Fed 5.56 420pc on strippers for $150 the other day....

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:20 AM (044Fx)


That's a lot to spend on strippers. I hope you got some dances out of that.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 12:21 AM (q2o38)

517 Hiccup Cure: Tell yourself you HAD the hiccups. You don't have them. You HAD them, and the previous one was the LAST one. If you hiccup again, then THAT was the last one. You don't have them, you HAD them. You just keep at it, and they go. Fast. Pure self-belief.

I have cured the most skeptical hiccuping motherfuckers with it. And they always give me the same look right afterwards, even if they don't want to admit it worked. People are weird.

They're not physiological (unless drunk). Requires a psychological cure, and that one is the cure to end them all. Try it next time and report back here.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 14, 2016 12:22 AM (JwLCI)

518 465 I remember when slashdot was about technology.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 12:06 AM (OvUux)


Yep, me too. It was, until around January 2001.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 14, 2016 12:22 AM (jV8Mq)

519 Yay 1 more episode

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:22 AM (voOPb)

520 Fascinating documentary that was on Showtime last year that reunited all members of Genesis together including Peter Gabriel. Being a child of the 80s and not music conscious during the Gabriel years, Phil was all I knew. So that was what I liked. MTV had that effect.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 14, 2016 12:22 AM (AJeMv)

521 Genesis not particularly good in either iteration, call it a draw. But obviously more commercially successful under Collins.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 14, 2016 12:22 AM (2TUVm)

522 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics, Part 3

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698584336480604160

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698584497567223809

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698584676211015681

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/698584862605844480

Posted by: kbdabear at February 14, 2016 12:22 AM (9hVWo)

523 Being a parent means spending money on very strange things.

Such as the $100 eczema jammie set I just bought for my toddler.

Posted by: Lauren at February 14, 2016 12:23 AM (f3Iw2)

524 Did you say possum?
I have a pet possum. Here's a pic of him, but he & Tucker dont play so well together.

http://tinypic.com/r/11sgy6s/9

Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2016 12:23 AM (OUpHg)

525 While I am confident Chelsea has no problem killing her own children I don't see that as the angle they use. More Grandma holding her little baby and promising the future yadda yadda.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:23 AM (39g3+)

526 Genesis was like the Patriots. Their number one guy is done, they got depth on the bench & do even better with the other guy.

Posted by: Josephistan at February 14, 2016 12:24 AM (7qAYi)

527 Misanthropic, yeah, saw Leela in all her glory. Thank you, and L Elle. The Pet Thread is off to a great start. Lots of great info, great stories, and great pix. Including Leela.

By the way, she was named for the Doctor Who companion, not for the Futurama character (who was named in homage to a Messiaen composition, and not for a Doctor Who companion). She liked Orbison, was okay with Thera, didn't like Logan and really didn't like Striker. (These are all cat names.)

I have THOUSANDS more Leela pix but I won't send 'em.

---unless there's popular demand for 'em (heh heh heh)!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 14, 2016 12:25 AM (B8JRQ)

528 @512

A man with no discernible neck who looks like a human muppet character does not cut a resolute figure.

Obamas nominee will sail through the senate by the end of March.

Beware the idea of March.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 12:25 AM (WVvzl)

529 492 Gabriel.

Collins is a punk IMHO
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:14 AM (voOPb)


Collins is more American than the POTUS, and a Texan to boot.

http://tinyurl.com/hl8fr4p

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2016 12:25 AM (Z7G74)

530 Brett interviewing Trump. Brett: what about the tone tonight? What about that Mars Attacks! moment when you heard Slim Whitman's yodel and your head began to explode Mr. Trump;-)

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 14, 2016 12:25 AM (yNyJy)

531 And then squirrels, Nutria, opussum. No one wants to see that. Those pic should remain private.

So... no threesome pics?

Posted by: squirrel, nutria and opossum at February 14, 2016 12:26 AM (uZNvH)

532 Chi,meanie, no way I'm clicking on that link. I had one tormenting me for a couple years at my house in TX

Posted by: L, Elle at February 14, 2016 12:26 AM (2x3L+)

533 If the RHINOs continue to insist on Demo progtard moderators, the candidate who states in his opening remarks that the last seven years of a dog eating imbecile and his sychophants have been a series of catastrophes gets my vote.

Posted by: stonecutter at February 14, 2016 12:26 AM (2ReCv)

534
I have THOUSANDS more Leela pix but I won't send 'em.

---unless there's popular demand for 'em (heh heh heh)!


Uh.... I might have a passing interest in the topic.

Posted by: Philip J. Fry at February 14, 2016 12:27 AM (7qAYi)

535 529 492 Gabriel.

Collins is a punk IMHO
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:14 AM (voOPb)


Collins is more American than the POTUS, and a Texan to boot.

http://tinyurl.com/hl8fr4p
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2016 12:25 AM (Z7G74)

It wasn't between the Genesis singers & Obama just Gabriel & Collins.

Music wise I prefer Gabriel
Politics wise I would prefer Obama leave & never be spoken of again

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:27 AM (voOPb)

536 The band Genesis, better in the 70s with Peter Gabriel and the prog rock or with Phil Collins and the pop rock?

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 14, 2016 12:13 AM (AJeMv)


Prog era > Pop era

Posted by: A Hat Lies Down On Broadway at February 14, 2016 12:28 AM (vBeA5)

537 What a shitty day. Scalia dies and the GOP debate is a fucking Jerry Springer tribute. We're boned.

Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 14, 2016 12:28 AM (0LHZx)

538 As I get older and older, I find myself more and more appreciating the music and popular culture of my mis-spent youth.

I haven't quite yet reached the "onion tied to my belt" phase, but I can tell I'll be there before too long.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:28 AM (lutOX)

539 BeckChas, I'm not a big cat fan. But she was a beauty nice photos you submitted. Thank you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:28 AM (voOPb)

540 Noooooooo!

Not Genesis!

Posted by: Richard Hammond at February 14, 2016 12:29 AM (H9MG5)

541 "We saw Fed 5.56 420pc on strippers for $150 the other day..."


On strippers?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:29 AM (9ym/8)

542 Wouldn't it be hilarious: if the R candidates booked an alternate venue, broadcaster and moderator-- then StoodUp dear Andy?

Gives me a chuckle, anyway...

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:30 AM (044Fx)

543 Re: Phil Collins connection to Texas. I remember a story the Dallas ABC new affiliate did on Collins going down to San Antonio to return some sort of Alamo or Davey Crockett artifact I can't remember exactly, but the crux of the story was that Collins was a big fan of that time period and seemed to be fond of the whole Alamo story. Thought it was interesting.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 14, 2016 12:30 AM (AJeMv)

544 Devious Uncle Palpatine,

What is this onion around the waist you speak of?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:30 AM (voOPb)

545 @517 Does that also work if inebriated? I'm asking for a friend...

I've found that doing a shot of vinegar works to cure hiccups about 50% of the time.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 14, 2016 12:31 AM (jV8Mq)

546 532 Chi,meanie, no way I'm clicking on that link. I had one tormenting me for a couple years at my house in TX
Posted by: L, Elle
-------------
Ha!
That really is a pic of a possum that Tucker played with...
For about 30 seconds.
It's a cute pic if you don't mind dead rodents!

Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2016 12:31 AM (OUpHg)

547 I thought the Prestige was a good movie. Nolan really knows how to present a story through the medium of film. It doesn't feel forced and he doesn't dumb it down. The thing that spoiiled it for me was that I watched it with an uber lib friend of mine. He kept telling me how smart and intelligent of a movie it was.

The guy had a twin. Wow, smart...

I have to confess that I had no idea that it was Bowie playing Nikola.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 12:31 AM (OvUux)

548 541 "We saw Fed 5.56 420pc on strippers for $150 the other day..."


On strippers?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:29 AM (9ym/
***
Booth-bunnies at the gun show....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:31 AM (lutOX)

549 Wow. cold out.

You know, since Ryan capitulated and let a budget deal go in place until after Obama is done ... the Congress doesn't 'have' to pass anything this year. Everything is optional - Obama and "I wanna do something" McConnell have no leverage.

Not saying he was that smart, but you play the cards your dealt.

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:31 AM (cXiMR)

550 stripperclips

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:32 AM (044Fx)

551 >>> Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 14, 2016 12:25 AM (B8JRQ)
-----
Leela is so pretty a kitty. I thought of her first as the kitty addition.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 14, 2016 12:32 AM (2x3L+)

552 548 541 "We saw Fed 5.56 420pc on strippers for $150 the other day..."


On strippers?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:29 AM (9ym/
***
Booth-bunnies at the gun show....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:31 AM (lutOX)

Like one of those true sushi dinners

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:32 AM (cXiMR)

553 Mike Hammer's Cat had a pet stink bug for a while.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2016 12:32 AM (n22zQ)

554 " stripperclips"


Yeah, who's putting .223 on clips?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:33 AM (9ym/8)

555 stripperclips

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:32 AM (044Fx)


Is that where they put the singles when they aren't wearing a G-string?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 12:33 AM (Z8fuk)

556 "We saw Fed 5.56 420pc on strippers for $150 the other day..."
--------

Hold it. Was the 5.56 $150, or the strippers?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2016 12:34 AM (n22zQ)

557 shitty day. Scalia dies and the GOP debate is a fucking Jerry Springer tribute. We're boned.
Moo Moo

Hey I'm getting ready for free schooling

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:34 AM (voOPb)

558 Jeb on Fox now, feel the zzzzzzzzz.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 14, 2016 12:34 AM (2TUVm)

559 544 Devious Uncle Palpatine,

What is this onion around the waist you speak of?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:30 AM (voOPb)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o-7MmhqNfA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:34 AM (lutOX)

560 Be well you Morons. Rep debate sucked. Scalia died sucks.

Same as some else said, I'm sorry my first concern was about me and mine and our country at his death.
I should have mentioned condolences to his family.

This isn't the end, they can truly block any Obama appt. I'm gonna rag on Mark Kirk tomorrow. He won't get my vote if he confirms an Obama nominee. And I think he likes his cushy job.

Work beckons tomorrow.

Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 14, 2016 12:34 AM (o/90i)

561 The thing is, Genesis got more pop-focused instead of 15 minute think pieces on nursery rhymes, but they were still musically complex and interesting songs. It wasn't like Chicago under Peter Cetera. More like... Doobie Brothers with Michael McDonald.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:35 AM (39g3+)

562 Free! Free! You have a right to free everything!

Posted by: Bernie, brandishing Leninesque gestures at February 14, 2016 12:36 AM (n22zQ)

563 If fucking Lindsey Graham fucks this up ...

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:36 AM (cXiMR)

564 test

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 14, 2016 12:36 AM (ekmuQ)

565 I haven't quite yet reached the "onion tied to my belt" phase, but I can tell I'll be there before too long.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:28 AM (lutOX)


My problem is that what music is of my childhood? Dad liked Sousa, Mom listened to Adult Contemporary for the background noise, I became really musically aware first listening to Soiuxsie and the Banshees, Soft Cell and listening to latin dance music.

Last month I started listening to Polish Pop music.

Onion tied to my belt would be easier to explain.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 12:36 AM (q2o38)

566 It wasn't between the Genesis singers & Obama just Gabriel & Collins.

Music wise I prefer Gabriel
Politics wise I would prefer Obama leave & never be spoken of again
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:27 AM (voOPb)


Collin's collection of Alamo artifacts was estimated to be worth in the tens of millions of dollars. Giving up all of that makes me like his time with Genesis more than Gabriel's.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2016 12:37 AM (Z7G74)

567 Lordy, it's a miracle! I've been unbanned.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 14, 2016 12:37 AM (ekmuQ)

568 We are so totally fucked. Even more so than usual.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at February 14, 2016 12:37 AM (9ltS8)

569 Free! Free! You have a right to free everything!

Posted by: Bernie, brandishing Leninesque gestures
****

Except guns and ammo

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 12:37 AM (hVdx9)

570 557 shitty day. Scalia dies and the GOP debate is a fucking Jerry Springer tribute. We're boned.
Moo Moo

Hey I'm getting ready for free schooling
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:34 AM (voOPb)
***
That was a typo - we're not getting "schooling," we're getting "shlonging."

Oh, and it won't be free - we'll be paying out the ass for it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:38 AM (lutOX)

571 What a hack Gowdy turned out to be.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 14, 2016 12:39 AM (2TUVm)

572 I thought The Prestige was an interesting film, but like all of Nolan's films it left me cold. It just seemed way too calculating to have any kind of emotional impact, and the intellectual impact seemed kind of trivial.

Plus, I admit the critique of "Wolverine and Batman fight over magician stuff" was too fun to ignore.

There was another point I wanted to make but I...I had all these beers, and...and now they're all...they're all gone!


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 14, 2016 12:39 AM (B8JRQ)

573 I had forgotten the onion on my belt ... awesome pull for around post 600 of a meandering thread.

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:39 AM (cXiMR)

574 My dad like honky-tonk piano. To this day I have a lingering suspicion that there was something in his background that I never learned about.

Posted by: Bernie, brandishing Leninesque gestures at February 14, 2016 12:39 AM (n22zQ)

575 I saw a scary comment on Twitter. It said : "RIP Scalia. You got out just in time."

Posted by: Jmel at February 14, 2016 12:39 AM (15vyA)

576 557 shitty day. Scalia dies and the GOP debate is a fucking Jerry Springer tribute. We're boned.
Moo Moo

Hey I'm getting ready for free schooling
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:34 AM (voOPb)
***
That was a typo - we're not getting "free schooling," we're getting "free shlonging."

Oh, and it won't be free - that was a typo, too.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:39 AM (lutOX)

577 "Lordy, it's a miracle! I've been unbanned."


Now I feel like a jerk. Were you "banned?"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:40 AM (9ym/8)

578 That was a typo - we're not getting "schooling," we're getting "shlonging."

Oh, and it won't be free - we'll be paying out the ass for it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
****

You mean the survivors will.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 12:40 AM (hVdx9)

579 The future is Kliegs and concertina.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 12:40 AM (OvUux)

580 549 Wow. cold out.

You know, since Ryan capitulated and let a budget deal go in place until after Obama is done ... the Congress doesn't 'have' to pass anything this year. Everything is optional - Obama and "I wanna do something" McConnell have no leverage.

Not saying he was that smart, but you play the cards your dealt.
Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:31 AM (cXiMR)


That was my recollection of the budget deal.

Looks like the GOP may have lucked themselves into actually fighting Obama this year. Maybe.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2016 12:40 AM (Z7G74)

581 Oops. Sheds crusty old red socialist sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2016 12:40 AM (n22zQ)

582 Whatever his lefty politics, Phil Collins does seem to be the most unpretentious and normal rock star ever. I mean, you could imagine sitting at the counter eating fish and chips and he's there beside you just enjoying the meal without an entourage.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:40 AM (39g3+)

583 What a shitty day. Scalia dies and the GOP debate is a fucking Jerry Springer tribute. We're boned.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 14, 2016 12:28 AM

Now I'm into strange territory. I agree w/ MooMoo.

ALERT*ALERT*

Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 14, 2016 12:41 AM (o/90i)

584 Hopefully Gowdy is playing a long game keeping Rubio in play helps Cruz & Trump ... but Occam suggests that he, like all politicians, will disappoint.

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:41 AM (cXiMR)

585 Just curious about the .223 on clips. Never seen that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:41 AM (9ym/8)

586 RK....don't know what to call it, but I couldn't post a thing for a long time tonight. What's worse I couldn't shake a "Hillary Clinton" sock.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 14, 2016 12:41 AM (ekmuQ)

587 The guy had a twin. Wow, smart...

I have to confess that I had no idea that it was Bowie playing Nikola.
Posted by: ChocoCheese


Total mis-cast for Tesla.

That said, it's a tragedy and not a story.

P'haps the reason why it wasn't as praised.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 14, 2016 12:42 AM (wCF3s)

588 My dad like honky-tonk piano. To this day I have a lingering suspicion that there was something in his background that I never learned about.

Posted by: Bernie, brandishing Leninesque gestures at February 14, 2016 12:39 AM (n22zQ)


Old joke: "Please don't tell my mother that I'm an engineer. She thinks I play piano in a whorehouse."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 12:42 AM (Z8fuk)

589 576 557 shitty day. Scalia dies and the GOP debate is a fucking Jerry Springer tribute. We're boned.
Moo Moo

Hey I'm getting ready for free schooling
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:34 AM (voOPb)
***
That was a typo - we're not getting "free schooling," we're getting "free shlonging."

Oh, and it won't be free - that was a typo, too.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:39 AM (lutOX)


It will also be "dry".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at February 14, 2016 12:42 AM (Z7G74)

590 15 deg. here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2016 12:42 AM (n22zQ)

591 The thing I've always like about Phil Collins is the same thing I like about Prince, which is they're being multi-instrumentally *that's a word?* talented.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 14, 2016 12:43 AM (AJeMv)

592 Sigh, just went to slashdot and perused the scalia thread...

What is the rule or law called where all orgs, given enough time, go full progtard?

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 12:43 AM (OvUux)

593 Just curious about the .223 on clips. Never seen that.

Talk to 554, I said 5.56

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:43 AM (044Fx)

594 I agree that The Prestige like most of Nolan's work is too clever and calculating and self aware to really pull me in. Its interesting visually and how the story unfolds, but not in a good storyteller way. Compare his work to, say, Scorsese or even Spielberg.

I saw a scary comment on Twitter. It said : "RIP Scalia. You got out just in time."

I hope that isn't as accurate as I fear it is.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:43 AM (39g3+)

595 'Looks like the GOP may have lucked themselves into actually fighting Obama this year. Maybe.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's '

I dont trust them to actually fight Obama; I just want them to do NOTHING. Gavel in, maybe meaningless some hearings, keep the Senate in session, and go home. Maybe a resolution demanding s special prosecutor, maybe - might just want to let that fester.

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:44 AM (cXiMR)

596 Total mis-cast for Tesla.

That said, it's a tragedy and not a story.

P'haps the reason why it wasn't as praised.

I guess Charles Bronson wasn't available.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 12:44 AM (OvUux)

597 pie

Posted by: eman at February 14, 2016 12:44 AM (MQEz6)

598 By the way, she was named for the Doctor Who companion
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


Do her claws cause paralysis and death?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 14, 2016 12:45 AM (FkBIv)

599 15 deg. here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

8 here, inside the Beltway -- I expect things to start breaking soon.

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:45 AM (cXiMR)

600 Last month I started listening to Polish Pop music.

Onion tied to my belt would be easier to explain.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 12:36 AM (q2o3
***
Behold - Serbian turbo-folk!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoOXyaPVVgI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:46 AM (lutOX)

601 "Talk to 554, I said 5.56"

Well, 5.56 too. If somebody's stripping them up that would be interesting.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:46 AM (9ym/8)

602 Old joke: "Please don't tell my mother that I'm an engineer. She thinks I play piano in a whorehouse."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----------------

Heh. Mrs. H and I were visiting another couple, he also an engineer. When the other woman found out that I was also, she exclaimed, "My god! Have you ever watched him slice a banana!? It's like they're doing surgery!". For some reason, my wife found that very funny.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2016 12:47 AM (n22zQ)

603 Who here thinks Obama won't get the SCOTUS pick?

Posted by: eman at February 14, 2016 12:47 AM (MQEz6)

604 @580

They still have to pass a 2016-2017 budget for other things not contained in the CROMNIBUS they vomitted out.

So look for the Donks to shut the government down.

The GOP will fold like faster than you could possibly
Imagine.

We're proper fucked.

Proper.
Fucked.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 12:47 AM (WVvzl)

605
Lol. This L'Elle chick is spunky. I like her.


Ace should let her contribute to this smart military blog. Maybe let her do posts about dogs or cats or something....once in a while....like on the weekends when it's slower around here...

Just a thought.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 14, 2016 12:47 AM (Qj6zv)

606 Robert Duvall could probably play a pretty good Tesla. I'd like to see a movie made of his (Tesla's) conversations with Mark Twain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 12:47 AM (Z8fuk)

607 Nite morons,
Be well
Thanks for checking out our thread
See ya later

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:48 AM (voOPb)

608 Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:46 AM

Seriously?

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:48 AM (044Fx)

609 547 I thought the Prestige was a good movie. . .I have to confess that I had no idea that it was Bowie playing Nikola.
Bowie was excellent portraying The Elephant Man on Broadway back in the 80s. Hurt was very good in the movie version, but Bowie was far better in his stage performance.

Posted by: Bebe Dahl at February 14, 2016 12:49 AM (yNyJy)

610 A very large problem is that the Left will use the SCOTUS appointment. It now has an apparent immediacy that it did not before. Obama will play his hand to the hilt, and it will motivate Democrat voters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2016 12:50 AM (n22zQ)

611 The thing I've always like about Phil Collins is the same thing I like about Prince, which is they're being multi-instrumentally *that's a word?* talented.
Posted by: Dead Parrot Society


I knew a family like that. A father and four sons. They could play any instrument ever made. They would pick one up and would be proficient in a couple of days at most.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 14, 2016 12:50 AM (FkBIv)

612 "Seriously?"


Yeah. What are we talking about here. Stripped up .223/5.56?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:50 AM (9ym/8)

613 Night MH.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 14, 2016 12:50 AM (n22zQ)

614 Night allq

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 14, 2016 12:50 AM (plIhw)

615 What if that dude that lives in the White House come out and said something to the effect of "you know what, the GOPe is right. We should wait until the next President is in office to seat a SC justice. However, since I won't have much going on after Jan 20, 2017, I'm nominating myself. Try. And. Stop. Me."

He is the a constitutional lawyer, ya know.

Posted by: Dead Parrot Society at February 14, 2016 12:51 AM (AJeMv)

616 Maybe let her do posts about dogs or cats or something....once in a while....like on the weekends when it's slower around here...

But where would we send pictures of our pets?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 14, 2016 12:51 AM (39g3+)

617 Buenos, MH!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:51 AM (9ym/8)

618 What a shitty day. Scalia dies and the GOP debate is a fucking Jerry Springer tribute. We're boned.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at February 14, 2016 12:28 AM

Now I'm into strange territory. I agree w/ MooMoo.

ALERT*ALERT*


Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 14, 2016 12:41 AM (o/90i)

Same thing happened to me the other day. 24 hours oughta fix it.

Posted by: Blano at February 14, 2016 12:52 AM (3eoPa)

619
Goga is my favorite.

Yes, I have a favorite Serbian turbo-folk performer.

Sue me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q533RHWKss

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 12:52 AM (lutOX)

620 If Obama finds the pet thread, he will think it's a menu.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 12:52 AM (Z8fuk)

621 @612--

Okay, so we saw cans of 5.56, 420 pieces (already on stripper clips) for $150 a can. At a local store. Thought it was a good price.

?

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:52 AM (044Fx)

622 @610

And while the feckless nutless GOP wanders around aimlessly stepping on their own dicks and bumping into walls the entire progressive apparatus and war machine is gearing up for a coordinated assault and advance to press the agenda a move the ratchet.

Obama will get his pick, guaranteed.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 12:53 AM (WVvzl)

623 'They still have to pass a 2016-2017 budget for other things not contained in the CROMNIBUS they vomitted out.'

Anything anybody gives a shit about is in there. Whats missing?

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:53 AM (cXiMR)

624 Ricardo Kill,

Back in the Carter era, when I was a USAF cop, all of our 5.56 came in a 20 rd. cardboard box, in a pair of ten-round stripper clips.

We were issued the adapter to fit over the top of the 20 rd. mags we were then issued, (didn't get 30 rounders 'till 197, and loaded our mags in two, ten round pushes.

During my whole (1 hitch) enlistment, I never saw the 5.56 packaged in any other manner.

In that I was on the base Rifle & Pistol team, and qualified as "alternate" for the Air Training Command team, you might guess that I burned through more than the average number of rounds that the normal USAF puke would see in an entire career. And all the 5.56 was all on stripper clips.

Our practice .38 spl. was Winchester 148 gr. full wadcutters, pure lead, in 50 rd. commercial packaging.

Issue "duty" .38 spl, was some odd FMJ of about 148 gr., if I recall correctly? And it was crap, Bounce off a windshield, fail to penetrate a car door, crap. They finally issued a higher pressure version of the same round, about 150 fps faster, I think. A bit more bark when fired, but still, pretty weak tea by today's standards.

The duty ammo came in 50 rd., small cardboard boxes, with rounds nestled in alternating "bullet up, bullet down" orientation, much like old 50 rd. boxes of .22 LR. Those had the Olin name on the box.

Of course, I was fully outprocessed before the advent of the M-9 Beretta and it's 9mm fodder, so I can't speak to that ammo's presentation.

But yeah, 5.56 on stripper clips. Was a thing.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2016 12:54 AM (McRlu)

625 Okay, so we saw cans of 5.56, 420 pieces (already on stripper clips) for $150 a can. At a local store. Thought it was a good price.

?

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 12:52 AM (044Fx)


Is 30 cents a round a good price? I suppose it would depend upon quality, and type of bullet, no?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 12:55 AM (Z8fuk)

626 "Okay, so we saw cans of 5.56, 420 pieces (already on stripper clips) for $150 a can. At a local store. Thought it was a good price.

?"



And I'm not challenging you. I'm saying "wow, I've never seen that before can you tell me where that is?"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 12:55 AM (9ym/8)

627 Obama will play his hand to the hilt, and it will motivate Democrat voters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

To do what? Vote for Bernie, he still a Mondale candidate.

Posted by: Jean at February 14, 2016 12:56 AM (cXiMR)

628 @517 Does that also work if inebriated? I'm asking for a friend...

Harder to say because there could be a physio component at that point. You could try it, though. This cure is infallible to those I have watched try it - and certainly to me as I get rid of them after one or two hiccups now - every time.

It requires some faith at that moment, but telling yourself you HAD them over and over again gets you most of the way to "faith", even if you think it's stupid at first. Thinking you "have" them is fuel for them. It's very weird. And also hilarious because I love watching the mind at work.

It certainly doesn't make you feel dumber than all the other quack distraction cures. And takes far less physical effort, which I know the rons and ettes are all about.

Posted by: Mega at February 14, 2016 12:56 AM (JwLCI)

629 Ania Wyszkonia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I-LKGEEE9M

Somehow it seems more interesting when I don't understand a word

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 12:56 AM (q2o38)

630 Nite morons,
Be well
Thanks for checking out our thread
See ya later
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:48 AM

Be well MisHum. We can wait to see what the snow is gonna be. Yuck.

Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 14, 2016 12:56 AM (o/90i)

631 Rather than watch the country go down in ruins, isn't it proper time to discuss secession for real?

I'm thinking we either need to get involved in a secessionist party or join a militia, preferably one that is more pragmatic than unhinged.

Posted by: Burn It Down at February 14, 2016 12:56 AM (qHgBB)

632 Who here thinks Obama won't get the SCOTUS pick?



Posted by: eman at February 14, 2016 12:47 AM (MQEz6)


Of course Obama will prevail over the "bitter opposition" of the Republican Senate.

Posted by: cm9000 at February 14, 2016 12:57 AM (2TUVm)

633 Same thing happened to me the other day. 24 hours oughta fix it.
Posted by: Blano


Call your doctor if you agree for more than 24 hours.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 14, 2016 12:57 AM (FkBIv)

634 And while the feckless nutless GOP wanders around
aimlessly stepping on their own dicks and bumping into walls the entire
progressive apparatus and war machine is gearing up for a coordinated
assault and advance to press the agenda a move the ratchet.



Obama will get his pick, guaranteed.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 12:53 AM (WVvzl)

Don't be so pessimistic Kreplach

Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 12:58 AM (NPofj)

635 Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat tonight.

Keep bitchslapping those evil death-worshipping Stalinists known as "liberals" and "progressives." :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 14, 2016 12:58 AM (ntObR)

636 17 so who edited out the falling bodies from the wtc photos?

That's what I was expecting, too.

Posted by: Miley's Tongue dba Ylva of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy at February 14, 2016 12:59 AM (NTbr4)

637 So.... Mitch McConnell is all that stands between The Republic and its deliberate destruction.

We are so totally, royally, completely fucked.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 14, 2016 12:20 AM (dt+4+)

Yeah whoda thunk even yesterday we'd be suddenly begging the Turtle for deliverance??

Posted by: Blano at February 14, 2016 12:59 AM (3eoPa)

638 629 Ania Wyszkonia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I-LKGEEE9M

Somehow it seems more interesting when I don't understand a word
Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 12:56 AM (q2o3
***
She's gorgeous, and has a lovely voice.....

She could sing the Krakow phone book and I'd be entranced.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:00 AM (lutOX)

639 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2016 01:00 AM (YJmuy)

640 629
wowzors.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:00 AM (OvUux)

641 626 RK-- Sorry, thought you were piling on...

Yeah, local sporting goods store, small place and the special price ended last friday(?). Greentips.

Posted by: JQ Flyover at February 14, 2016 01:00 AM (044Fx)

642 I've been out of touch from the news all day, and what little I've gleaned from things since my return at midnight, makes me really depressed for the future of this country.

I'm going to nurse this beer quietly and hit the hay and perhaps things will look better in the morning.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 14, 2016 01:00 AM (ekmuQ)

643 Interesting. You can buy Sabo t-shirts on Ted Cruz's official site.

Posted by: Lauren at February 14, 2016 01:01 AM (0C2f1)

644 Don't be so pessimistic Kreplach


Posted by: redbanzai
****
Sounds like he's just being realistic based on copious amounts of previous behavior.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:01 AM (hVdx9)

645 Bernie Sanders put an onion on his belt ...

I can't even enjoy that joke for how obvious it is.

Yeah Nolan isn't as enjoyable as some other A-List directors. I still hope they give him a Bond movie.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2016 01:02 AM (VdICR)

646 640 629
wowzors.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:00 AM (OvUux)
***
Indeed. She's got a lovely back, doesn't she?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:02 AM (lutOX)

647 She's gorgeous, and has a lovely voice.....



She could sing the Krakow phone book and I'd be entranced.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:00 AM (lutOX)


And the things they did with spirit gum to keep that shirt on and in place . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 01:04 AM (q2o38)

648 No, jq, Jim, both good info.

Jim, you see those strippers today?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 14, 2016 01:04 AM (9ym/8)

649 Indeed. She's got a lovely back, doesn't she?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:02 AM (lutOX)


That must be a typo for "rack".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 01:05 AM (Z8fuk)

650 Obama will get his pick, guaranteed.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 12:53 AM (WVvzl)

Don't be so pessimistic Kreplach
Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 12:58 AM (NPofj)

Right on redbanzai. With Trump and Cruz breathing down the necks of the Establishment they should know better. Then again Kreplach is probably right. What does Ace like to call it? Failure Theatre?

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 14, 2016 01:05 AM (UnJ7w)

651 >>> Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 14, 2016 12:47 AM (Qj6zv)
----
Spunky, huh? I've been called fiesty a lot and a bitch. I think is a far better compliment. Thank you.
----
And ChristipherT is just trolling me now, but I'll pimp out the pet thread address again bc I'm a sellout:
petmorons at the g male dot com.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 14, 2016 01:05 AM (2x3L+)

652 @634

It's hard not to be.

Just think about it for a second.

In order for Obama to not get a pick Mitch McConnel and his merry band of fucktards will have to stay resolute and strong in the face of the prog war machine - FOR A FUCKING YEAR!!

From a guy with no discernible neck and zero track record of being resolute.

Not gonna happen.

I predict Obama gets his nominee through by March.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 01:06 AM (WVvzl)

653 Well, my eyelids are set to slam shut. Night, folks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 01:07 AM (Z8fuk)

654 Nite morons,
Be well
Thanks for checking out our thread
See ya later
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 14, 2016 12:48 AM
Be well MisHum. We can wait to see what the snow is gonna be. Yuck.
Posted by: Reggie, Body Man at February 14, 2016 12:56 AM

OOPS, forgot toss the dirty sock.

I'll just toss this out there. Who hasn't thought he was murdered?

Can we get a legit autopsy out of this county in TX?
Do Dems control the situation there?


Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2016 01:07 AM (o/90i)

655 649 Indeed. She's got a lovely back, doesn't she?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:02 AM (lutOX)


That must be a typo for "rack".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 14, 2016 01:05 AM (Z8fuk)
***
She's got that, too....

But - maybe I'm a freak - her back is just scrumptious....

A girl can buy breasts, but a good back is rare.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:08 AM (lutOX)

656 Yes, she has a lovely back. I'm a sucker for that short hair look anyways. Throw in dyed hair and glasses and maybe tattoo's and all reason is AUDI5000.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:10 AM (OvUux)

657 Oh, ChocoCheese, you had to go ask that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqrERNjCjQQ

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 01:12 AM (q2o38)

658 Just heard about Scalia. Damn.

And yes, I am 100% sure that the JEF will get his man/woman/wtfever in the USSC.

WASTF.

Oh well.

Happy VDay y'all.





Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:14 AM (rlfds)

659 Only place I've seen the 5.56 on stripper clips, was gen-ewe-wine USAF issued Olin ammo, back in 1975-1979.

Came in standard O.D. green 5.56 ammo cans, in cotton bandoleers with each pouch holding a 20 rd. box.

But I've not seen similar packaging in .mil surp ammo, since then.

Sure made loading mags a cinch, too. Frankly, I'd prefer those stripper clips and adapter over any number of Lula type gadgets, and that's fully admitting how damn good the Lula products are.

Some times, the old and simple, the tried and true....they worked for a century or so, for a damn good reason.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2016 01:17 AM (McRlu)

660 Raquel Welch said she thought her back was her sexiest asset.

Indeed, a fine back is mighty fine.

Posted by: eman at February 14, 2016 01:17 AM (MQEz6)

661 I used to vend to the polish deli's in Chicago. 10's. Just 3-6 perfect 10's behind the deli case. Everywhere. North Chicago. South Chicago. Suburbs. All the polish delis were staffed by perfect 10's.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:18 AM (OvUux)

662 All of you calling McConnell liar for saying he'll prevent Obama's nominee, only to cave later, are nasty people. Very nasty. No wonder no one likes you.

Posted by: D. Trump at February 14, 2016 01:18 AM (H9MG5)

663 656 Yes, she has a lovely back. I'm a sucker for that short hair look anyways. Throw in dyed hair and glasses and maybe tattoo's and all reason is AUDI5000.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:10 AM (OvUux)
***
Yes, "She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went..."

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:18 AM (lutOX)

664 heard about Scalia. Damn.

And yes, I am 100% sure that the JEF will get his man/woman/wtfever in the USSC.

WASTF.

Oh well.

Happy VDay y'all.


Posted by: SMFH
****

War it will be then. Damn.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:19 AM (hVdx9)

665 Don't be so pessimistic Kreplach





Posted by: redbanzai

****

Sounds like he's just being realistic based on copious amounts of previous behavior.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:01 AM (hVdx9)

I know but this is one instance where I think pessimism will do more harm than good. People who think the worst is bound to happen do very little to avoid that worst.
I prefer the "Turtle better fucking not allow this to happen or we will nuke his ass from space" attitude. Andrew Breitbart would agree with me I think.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 01:19 AM (NPofj)

666 War is something I'm kinda good at.

Bring it.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:20 AM (rlfds)

667 661 I used to vend to the polish deli's in Chicago. 10's. Just 3-6 perfect 10's behind the deli case. Everywhere. North Chicago. South Chicago. Suburbs. All the polish delis were staffed by perfect 10's.
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:18 AM (OvUux)
***
Polish girls...more proof that there is a God, and that He love us....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:20 AM (lutOX)

668 Kirk is sure to be a sell-out for Obama's SC pick. Murkowski too. Who else?

Posted by: cm9000 at February 14, 2016 01:20 AM (2TUVm)

669 Well the SCOMAF has always seemed like the anti-Reagan what could be a more fucked up denouement than naming a new justice to replace inarguably one of the greatest justices and one of Reagans greatest accomplishments.

I want to cry.

Posted by: Kreplach at February 14, 2016 01:20 AM (WVvzl)

670 I know but this is one instance where I think pessimism will do more harm than good. People who think the worst is bound to happen do very little to avoid that worst.
I prefer the "Turtle better fucking not allow this to happen or we will nuke his ass from space" attitude. Andrew Breitbart would agree with me I think.


Posted by: redbanzai
****

Oh I will let my Congressman know what I think etc.
I am preparing for the worst tho.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:21 AM (hVdx9)

671 McConnell will come to his senses any day now and sell us out. Don't worry, we have TOP MEN in Washington to further their own interests.

Posted by: torabora at February 14, 2016 01:21 AM (QB0Xs)

672 Happy VDay y'all.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:14 AM (rlfds)

Same to you. Just another day in Blanoland.

Posted by: Blano at February 14, 2016 01:21 AM (3eoPa)

673 666 War is something I'm kinda good at.

Bring it.

Posted by: SMFH
****

Appropriate post #

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:22 AM (hVdx9)

674 Just heard about Scalia. Damn.
And yes, I am 100% sure that the JEF will get his man/woman/wtfever in the USSC.
WASTF.
Oh well.
Happy VDay y'all.

Be well, we might win this fight. I'm in an optimistic mode. Have a good VDay yourself. We went out Fri to avoid the crowds.

Had leftovers today and Sun I'm cooking steaks for us.

This isn't over w/ Barry and the USSC. We shall see what men are made of.


Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2016 01:22 AM (o/90i)

675 Wow, I had another case of the vapors. *waves hankie in face*

Posted by: Sen. McConnell RNC Sellout at February 14, 2016 01:23 AM (QB0Xs)

676 Well, maybe Turkey and Russia will be at war pretty soon, and that will spark a world war, and this whole SCOTUS thing won't matter at all.

Posted by: eman at February 14, 2016 01:23 AM (MQEz6)

677 Appropriate post #

---

Yeah. Did a double take there.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:23 AM (rlfds)

678 >>>I'll just toss this out there. Who hasn't thought he was murdered?
Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2016 01:07 AM (o/90i)<<<




First Breitbart (Hi, Andrew!) and now Justice Scalia. That bitter bitch SCOAMF is probably still pissed at Alito for the way he "dissed" him during the State of the Union. He'd probably be wise to get a food tester.

Posted by: M. Corleone, wondering if SCOAMF is settling all family business at February 14, 2016 01:24 AM (H9MG5)

679 Same here Blano.

At least I'm off today and tomorrow.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:25 AM (rlfds)

680 677 Appropriate post #

---

Yeah. Did a double take there.
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:23 AM (rlfds)
***
I rode a tank
In the Generals' rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:25 AM (lutOX)

681 >>>Kirk is sure to be a sell-out for Obama's SC pick. Murkowski too. Who else?


Posted by: cm9000 at February 14, 2016 01:20 AM (2TUVm)<<<

Sha-zam!

Posted by: Goober Graham at February 14, 2016 01:26 AM (H9MG5)

682 676 Well, maybe Turkey and Russia will be at war pretty soon, and that will spark a world war, and this whole SCOTUS thing won't matter at all.
Posted by: eman at February 14, 2016 01:23 AM (MQEz6)

Obama's SCOTUS pick can then be confirmed amongst the ashes, eh?

And people call *me* pessimistic, .

Posted by: Thrawn at February 14, 2016 01:26 AM (s87AC)

683 @628 Thanks for the tip! I'll give it a shot the next time I've got hiccups. Normally, I'll get them after eating extremely spicy food or consuming a few too many adult beverages.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 14, 2016 01:26 AM (jV8Mq)

684 Happy Valentine's SMFH!


Roses are Red, Violets are Blued

McConnel leads Senate, man are we Screwed!




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2016 01:27 AM (McRlu)

685 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvIJvPj_pjE

THat's my contribution to valentines day..

Brrrrrrt.

Congrats to all you married dudes. Us bachelors to the raptures hate this day.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:27 AM (OvUux)

686 War is something I'm kinda good at.

Bring it.

Posted by: SMFH
****

Appropriate post #
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:22 AM (hVdx9)


A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9kT37eIkaY

Posted by: Number of the Hat at February 14, 2016 01:27 AM (vBeA5)

687 gope gotta gope, yo.

Posted by: eman at February 14, 2016 01:27 AM (MQEz6)

688 Gas here in Killeen, TX is $1.35.

And dropping.

Yeah, someone is about to go to war against someone very soon.

Prayers up to all the Texan 'horde that are hurting due to oil bottoming out.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:28 AM (rlfds)

689 Posted by: Goober Graham

Judy. Judy. Judy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 14, 2016 01:28 AM (FkBIv)

690 Tomorrow is shiny/chocolates/flowers day.

Posted by: eman at February 14, 2016 01:29 AM (MQEz6)

691 ChocoChese,

Not just bachelors that detest this day.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:29 AM (rlfds)

692 Most flawlessly beautiful girl I ever met in porn was of Polish descent.

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2016 01:29 AM (OC+TJ)

693 Unlike his usual immediate cave-in, Senator Turtle is starting from a bargaining position of strength with a declaration of no SCOTUS until after the election.

Yeah, I said, "Bargaining Position."

He's going to bargain.

He's going to sell out for something.

Posted by: davidt at February 14, 2016 01:30 AM (8aOqE)

694 Gas here in Killeen, TX is $1.35.

And dropping.

Yeah, someone is about to go to war against someone very soon.

Prayers up to all the Texan 'horde that are hurting due to oil bottoming out.

Posted by: SMFH
****

I just saw where OPEC may agree to a production cut. Oil had it's best day in 7 years on Friday they reported.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:31 AM (hVdx9)

695 BTFD!

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:33 AM (OvUux)

696 Gas here in Killeen, TX is $1.35.

Went up from $1.38 to $1.59 here a couple days ago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 14, 2016 01:34 AM (FkBIv)

697 When you look up RINO in the dictionary my pic is there!

Posted by: Sen. McConnell RNC Sellout at February 14, 2016 01:34 AM (QB0Xs)

698 I'll just toss this out there. Who hasn't thought he was murdered?
Posted by: Farmer at February 14, 2016 01:07 AM (o/90i)


Pelican Brief did cross my mind.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 01:35 AM (NPofj)

699 546
532 Chi,meanie, no way I'm clicking on that link. I had one tormenting me for a couple years at my house in TX

Posted by: L, Elle

-------------

Ha!

That really is a pic of a possum that Tucker played with...

For about 30 seconds.

It's a cute pic if you don't mind dead rodents!



Posted by: Chi at February 14, 2016 12:31 AM (OUpHg)


'Possums ain't rodents; they're marsupials.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2016 01:35 AM (EzgxV)

700 692 Most flawlessly beautiful girl I ever met in porn was of Polish descent.
Posted by: derit at February 14, 2016 01:29 AM (OC+TJ)
***
I've always felt a sort of sadness over the girls/women in that industry.

One doesn't end up there because of a clearly, rational decision - it bespeaks a dark past and unspeakable tragedy, I think.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:36 AM (lutOX)

701 RIP to Scalia.

Evening horde.

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 01:36 AM (R5HRU)

702 I think it would be fine if the President were to nominate himself for the court.

Posted by: Sen. McConnell RNC Sellout at February 14, 2016 01:36 AM (QB0Xs)

703 If he hadn't been 79, I might question his death.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:36 AM (hVdx9)

704 One positive aspect of no longer believing that the system works is that you can devote more time to prepare when things get much, much worse.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:36 AM (rlfds)

705 There stands McConnell, like a stone wall.

Posted by: Nobody, Ever at February 14, 2016 01:37 AM (sl+zA)

706 705,

---

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:38 AM (rlfds)

707 Posted by: derit at February 14, 2016 01:29 AM (OC+TJ)
Story time?

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 01:39 AM (R5HRU)

708 Hey thathalfrican.

How's life?

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:39 AM (rlfds)

709 When you look up RINO in the dictionary my pic is there!


Posted by: Sen. McConnell RNC Sellout at February 14, 2016 01:34 AM (QB0Xs)

If you screw this up, You will be an ?INO because there will be no R party.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 01:39 AM (NPofj)

710 Hasta la nite nite, Horde.

Let's us all cherish every one of our tomorrows. Our foes on the left want those days to be fewer than we'd like.

Our jobs then, will be to thwart their desires, and that with extreme prejudice.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2016 01:40 AM (McRlu)

711 Today I have been finding paper hearts all over the house. I love this woman, she is such a romantic...and much to my surprise, I find that I am as well.


Tomorrow I work, unfortunately, and also unfortunately the morrow is supposed to bring some weather and the Subaru has taken a huge dump (head gaskets if I'm lucky, timing belt if I'm not) so I get to take the horribly overpowered and RWD Mustang to work in it...unless milady is off work Monday due to weather and then I can take her FWD car in instead.


So how has everyone elses weekend gone?

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2016 01:41 AM (vbvxt)

712 Titanic II = Chicom troopship

Posted by: torabora at February 14, 2016 01:41 AM (QB0Xs)

713 709 When you look up RINO in the dictionary my pic is there!


Posted by: Sen. McConnell RNC Sellout at February 14, 2016 01:34 AM (QB0Xs)

If you screw this up, You will be an ?INO because there will be no R party.


Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 01:39 AM (NPofj)

Wonder if the Whig party had a problem with...

WhINOs?

Posted by: Don Quixote at February 14, 2016 01:41 AM (f7rv6)

714 One positive aspect of no longer believing that the
system works is that you can devote more time to prepare when things get
much, much worse.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:36 AM (rlfds)



Clouds, silver linings, etc

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2016 01:42 AM (vbvxt)

715 Oh, he's gonna screw it up.

No doubt about it.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:42 AM (rlfds)

716 Now is great time to pick up hard body armor. Did some looking tonight and prices are good for right now. Level III for as low as $59.99 and level IV as low as $130.
It's not junk either.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:43 AM (hVdx9)

717 I asked if we were going to try and find our inner cupidity for Valentine's day.

I later declared I would be drinking "ron y codicia con un poco de limon aumentar el amargura"

So I'm off to muddle that codicia.

(Rum and avarice with a touch of lemon to bring out the bitterness)

Posted by: Kindltot at February 14, 2016 01:43 AM (q2o38)

718 Hey GGE.

Yep.

Always trying to find that silver lining.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:43 AM (rlfds)

719
Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:39 AM (rlfds)

Good enough. Getting married in a year, starting in a new position at my current place of employment with a raise to boot - although I got no clue what the fuck I'm doing - embarking on getting in shape in again, slowly reconnecting with God and the Bible, trying to be the best son/brother I can be.

Success in all that with varying degrees but fuck it I'm trying.

You?

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 01:43 AM (R5HRU)

720 I know that the impact will be pretty much nothing, but I plan on handwriting a letter to each GOP Senator about the SCOTUS vacancy.

E-mails are ignored, and phone calls put on hold. But the physical bulk of snail mail can have an impact.

Posted by: The Writing Hat at February 14, 2016 01:43 AM (vBeA5)

721 Our jobs then, will be to thwart their desires, and that with extreme prejudice.





Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 14, 2016 01:40 AM (McRlu)

Amen Jim... As Breitbert said to the left "Fuck you, War".

Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 01:43 AM (NPofj)

722 Re: the women/girls of pR0n, I think of Faulkner and Absalom! Absalom! and the whole bit about sparrows.

They seem to me the sparrows whose fall God didn't notice. Tragic, really...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:44 AM (lutOX)

723 My friendsh, you have nothing to fear with another Obama appointee on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Juan McLame at February 14, 2016 01:44 AM (H9MG5)

724 Before I was saved I shot some porn and hung out with strippers/models. They are just like everyone else. There are myriad reasons for them being where they are. Some have gone on to patent new materials, some are just plain regular housemoms, some are dead, and some are MIA. Heck I used to produce that crap and now I'm a square, chaste, everyman.

Now, the dudes that hang on to those chicks are the real psychopaths.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:46 AM (OvUux)

725 That all we can do, thathalfrican.

Me? School, work, trying not kill the next asshole that looks at me sideways just because I'm covered in sheetrock powder and paint when I go to the nearby corner store for some libation.

Other than that, doing ok.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:47 AM (rlfds)

726 Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:46 AM (OvUux)

I clearly have been out of the loop for a long time.

Seriously you made/produced porn? And now you post on the smartest military(?!) blog on the net?

Cool

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 01:50 AM (R5HRU)

727 Me? School, work, trying not kill the next asshole that looks at me sideways just because I'm covered in sheetrock powder and paint when I go to the nearby corner store for some libation.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:47 AM (rlfds)


Bring a sheetrock with you... and they won't look sideways at you for long... or perhaps will look "sideways" for the long term.

Posted by: The Rock Hat at February 14, 2016 01:51 AM (vBeA5)

728 I-I-I think I h-h-h-ear h-h-h-istory calling. It's saying g-i-i-i-ve the President h-h-h-is a-a-appointee.

Posted by: Olympia Snowe-job Susan Collins at February 14, 2016 01:51 AM (H9MG5)

729 >>>trying not kill the next asshole that looks at me
sideways just because I'm covered in sheetrock powder and paint when I
go to the nearby corner store for some libation.



Other than that, doing ok.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 01:47 AM (rlfds)<<<

That's hot.

Posted by: Bob Vila at February 14, 2016 01:53 AM (H9MG5)

730 Off to snooze and drool on myself.

Today's consumption - four cans of Red Bull, a bottle of Taylor's Port, and two glasses of gewurtztraminer....

Laying off the liquor - my angel gave it up for Lent.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 01:54 AM (lutOX)

731 So how has everyone elses weekend gone?

Found the Mustang's front brake fluid reservoir dry, and the pulley that drives the alternator is just sort of loosely hanging there on the front end of the crankshaft.

But I had chicken gorditas for dinner, so it's all good.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2016 01:56 AM (YJmuy)

732 726 this is a military blog?

That's like saying zerohedge is a financial blog. I keed!

Yeah, lifepath has been quite an arc...Thank God for delivering me from all that. I know that probably is anathema for "morons" but so be it.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:56 AM (OvUux)

733 Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 01:56 AM (OvUux)

I find people with your stories fascinating. Into porn, then saved and outta it.

And hey zerohedge IS a financial blog!

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 01:57 AM (R5HRU)

734 Found the Mustang's front brake fluid reservoir dry, and the pulley that drives the alternator is just sort of loosely hanging there on the front end of the crankshaft.

But I had chicken gorditas for dinner, so it's all good.


Posted by: Blanco Basura
****

Pffft. Like you need brakes for anything.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 01:59 AM (hVdx9)

735 There's no story to tell. Sorry for the vague phrasing. Briefly dated a girl who was in the local porn scene--certainly not as a fellow performer. Can't confirm that anything traumatic in her past led her there.

Independent film production may be in the cards if the economy takes another dive.

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2016 02:00 AM (OC+TJ)

736 Just to square the circle completely, I managed an animal research facility at the time I was doing the porn.

Yeah, animal testing by day and pr0n by night.

So when I would meet a lady while out, and they would ask me what I did...LOL Anything but the truth.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 02:00 AM (OvUux)

737 SMFH don't kill nobody yet. We need you on the outside.

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:00 AM (R5HRU)

738 WTF, reports that a #BlackLivesMatter protester killed himself on the steps of the Ohio Statehouse...

http://ht.ly/Yf0yb

Posted by: What The Hat! at February 14, 2016 02:00 AM (vBeA5)

739 Pffft. Like you need brakes for anything.

Better to have them and not need them, etc.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2016 02:01 AM (YJmuy)

740 738
There will be many more. This generation has been totally screwed by the establishment progs that groom that type of totally nihilistic behavior.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 02:04 AM (OvUux)

741 I have dated two ex-strippers.
Both molested as kids and hypersexual as adults.
Multiple failed marriages etc.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 02:04 AM (hVdx9)

742 >>>WTF, reports that a #BlackLivesMatter protester killed himself on the steps of the Ohio Statehouse...



http://ht.ly/Yf0yb

Posted by: What The Hat! at February 14, 2016 02:00 AM (vBeA5)<<<

At least he didn't didn't leave a random bag of dog poop.

Posted by: protesting college SJWs at February 14, 2016 02:04 AM (H9MG5)

743
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 02:00 AM (OvUux)

LOL I can only imagine what your responses were

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:05 AM (R5HRU)

744 Reading through the comments, I read aloud to Milady:

365 F**K a light bulb just exploded over my head.
Posted by: The Political Hat


She replied (paraphrasing) this is what I love about the commenters on Ace. Light bulb explodes over someone's head and what do they do? Clean it up? No, they comment about it!



Well, let's see how this day went:

Got up, bright and sunny, started the day right with the morning thread.

Felt the 5.1 Oklahoma earthquake many miles away.

Milady and I had a good lunch of eggs, meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and peas.

Pet thread somewhere in there. Bragged about doggie.

Went to town. Read that Scalia died, headed right to AoS, which was on it of course.

Had to quit that to go do laundry (see comment #2).

Milady made great from-scratch pizza. Daughter dropped by, watched some videos, including Mark Dice on Scalia death conspiracy theories (sigh!).

Headed home, had a drink, plowed through ONT comments, and now...

I'm ready to rest up to face another amazing day.



Life is what it is. Take it easy.

Good night, whoever's still hanging around.



ICYMI, 20sec video webwork, "Trump is a Class Act"
http://bit.ly/trump-classy

Posted by: mindful webworker - day's over at February 14, 2016 02:07 AM (Q1QrS)

745 I have dated two ex-strippers.

Both molested as kids and hypersexual as adults.

Multiple failed marriages etc.





Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 02:04 AM (hVdx9)

To a one, all the lesbians I know were molested as kids. I sense a correlation between childhood abuse and adult sexually deviant behavior.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 02:07 AM (NPofj)

746 Found the Mustang's front brake fluid reservoir dry,
and the pulley that drives the alternator is just sort of loosely
hanging there on the front end of the crankshaft.

But I had chicken gorditas for dinner, so it's all good.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2016 01:56 AM (YJmuy)


Mustang? *perks* Just had to put a front left caliper and hose on mine and now I think the right rear one is dragging a bit. Smells like it anyway, but the car will roll on a level surface so ???

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2016 02:07 AM (vbvxt)

747 Bring a sheetrock with you... and they won't look sideways at you for long... or perhaps will look "sideways" for the long term.

Posted by: The Rock Hat at February 14, 2016 01:51 AM (vBeA5)

Bring a sheetrock SAW with you...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 14, 2016 02:08 AM (T78UI)

748 629 638 Kindltot & YDDUP

Ania Wyszkonia is beautiful, with a very nice voice. I likes the allegory of the Polish flag there at the end. Subtle.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2016 02:09 AM (u82oZ)

749 Saddest experience of my life was meeting an absolute living, breathing angel who assumed she had to f*ck me because I'd been kind to her.

breaks my heart to think of her.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:10 AM (lutOX)

750 To a one, all the lesbians I know were molested as kids. I sense a correlation between childhood abuse and adult sexually deviant behavior.


Posted by: redbanzai
****

Yup. What happens as kids can stay with them for life where they constantly act out on it, without realizing it.

They both told me half the strippers are lesbians, and all of them think men are idiots/scum for giving them money to see them nude.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at February 14, 2016 02:10 AM (hVdx9)

751 The Rialto Report podcast on porn history can be entertaining. Old pornstars and filmmakers have their share of interesting stories to tell.

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2016 02:10 AM (OC+TJ)

752 Saddest experience of my life was meeting an absolute living, breathing angel - she had such a beautiful heart and innocent soul - who thought herself obligated to f*ck me because I'd been kind to her.

When I told her I'd take a rain-check, she buried her face in my shoulder and wept.

I treated her like the sister I never had, and we're the closest of friends to this very day.

The world is a hard and cruel place for women, and I pray for my daughters every night, that they be spared such sorrow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:14 AM (lutOX)

753 Mustang? *perks* Just had to put a front left caliper and hose on mine
and now I think the right rear one is dragging a bit. Smells like it
anyway, but the car will roll on a level surface so ???


Fix that right rear.

I had the right front smoke on me when it seemed to be rolling just fine. Only took about a mile to start looking like a moving fire hazard.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 14, 2016 02:15 AM (YJmuy)

754 Well, Valentine's Day breaks with Wattle Neck just heaving and humpin something really hard in the ass of his favorite group of fuckees: the Gop Base.

The ONLY reason POS McConnell said he would not hold a vote is to get MONEY...and when he has held off long enough to get what seems like to him enough MONEY, he will allow the cocksuckers and whores---eg Kirk and Stowe on his side to cave in the Dems and ....claim that he 'fought the good fight. For 'us'.

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at February 14, 2016 02:15 AM (jagfX)

755 AMEN 752.

Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 14, 2016 02:16 AM (OvUux)

756 For what it's worth, I saw a rabbit.

Posted by: Hikaru at February 14, 2016 02:19 AM (eriW1)

757 Saddest experience of my life was meeting an
absolute living, breathing angel - she had such a beautiful heart and
innocent soul - who thought herself obligated to f*ck me because I'd
been kind to her.



When I told her I'd take a rain-check, she buried her face in my shoulder and wept.



I treated her like the sister I never had, and we're the closest of friends to this very day.



The world is a hard and cruel place for women, and I pray for my daughters every night, that they be spared such sorrow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:14 AM (lutOX)

Hopefully you told your friend at some point that decent men don't expect that. Women who are raised by decent men like you are far less likely to be predated on because the grow up expecting respect and demand it when they are grown.

Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 02:23 AM (NPofj)

758 For what it's worth, I saw a rabbit.

Du hexen hase!

Posted by: Zombie Adam Weishaupt at February 14, 2016 02:24 AM (YJmuy)

759 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:14 AM (lutOX)

You're a good man with a strong constitution.

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:25 AM (R5HRU)

760 "Women who are raised by decent men like you are far less likely to be predated on because the grow up expecting respect and demand it when they are grown."

---

Afuckingmen.

Posted by: SMFH at February 14, 2016 02:28 AM (rlfds)

761 757

Hopefully you told your friend at some point that decent men don't expect that. Women who are raised by decent men like you are far less likely to be predated on because the grow up expecting respect and demand it when they are grown.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 14, 2016 02:23 AM (NPofj)
***
I did, but by deeds, not words.

Held her until she cried herself to sleep, then tucked her in and slept on my couch while she took my bed.

What happened to her, I don't know and will never ask. She's a wounded angel, this one, and that's all I need to know.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:28 AM (lutOX)

762 759 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:14 AM (lutOX)

You're a good man with a strong constitution.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:25 AM (R5HRU)
***
No, I'm a degenerate lech, but even I know the difference between right and wrong.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:33 AM (lutOX)

763 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:33 AM (lutOX)

Eh, I know a lot of dudes who would have taken advantage.

Then again not being there and knowing her would probably change some folks.

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:38 AM (R5HRU)

764 763 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:33 AM (lutOX)

Eh, I know a lot of dudes who would have taken advantage.

Then again not being there and knowing her would probably change some folks.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:38 AM (R5HRU)
***
We can hope. We can but hope.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:39 AM (lutOX)

765 Yes, I talk about my 'nieces' from time to time, but most of them just want to be loved, that's all,

And it's possible for a man to love a woman without it being or becoming sexual.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:44 AM (lutOX)

766
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:44 AM (lutOX)

True but it can be very hard. Unless there's just zero sexual chemistry/attraction.

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:46 AM (R5HRU)

767 I see the World Trade Center

Posted by: rokshox at February 14, 2016 02:48 AM (Ap82b)

768 No, I'm a degenerate lech, but even I know the difference between right and wrong.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:33 AM (lutOX)



Not as good as I should be, not as bad as I could be...

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2016 02:49 AM (vbvxt)

769 766
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:44 AM (lutOX)

True but it can be very hard. Unless there's just zero sexual chemistry/attraction.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:46 AM (R5HRU)
***
With the one in question, it's there, no denying it. But we've managed to keep it under control; it's the secret, as I think of it, of why we're so close: we both feel it, but we don't act on it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:49 AM (lutOX)

770 768 No, I'm a degenerate lech, but even I know the difference between right and wrong.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:33 AM (lutOX)



Not as good as I should be, not as bad as I could be...
Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2016 02:49 AM (vbvxt)
***
That just about covers it, I think.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:50 AM (lutOX)

771 unless yall think it would be a total trainwreck I don't understand that

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:51 AM (R5HRU)

772 hmmm 2 cop cars got someone pulled over outside my window

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at February 14, 2016 02:52 AM (MxuYX)

773 ack was 3 two just bolted

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at February 14, 2016 02:54 AM (MxuYX)

774 771 unless yall think it would be a total trainwreck I don't understand that
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:51 AM (R5HRU)
***
Biology and the like is altogether different from the promptings of the soul, be it ever so vestigal.

It is possible to love and want a woman who loves and wants you, and still know that you must never go there. It is rare, and I do not merit such an experience, but it does happen.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:54 AM (lutOX)

775 now another one is back

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at February 14, 2016 02:56 AM (MxuYX)

776 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:54 AM (lutOX)
If you dont mind me being a nosy bastard, why?

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:58 AM (R5HRU)

777 As a man, I don't think it's possible to have lived a full life and not met at least one woman you've wanted, and who's wanted you, that you didn't f*ck because you loved her too much to accept the offer when it came.

If you've managed to move past lust and can sleep beside her, skin on skin, then yours is the world, and all that's in it......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 03:00 AM (lutOX)

778 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 03:00 AM (lutOX)

God bless you dude. I've never had that but I have had a woman where we both were supremely attracted to each other but never did a thing for various reasons.

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 03:02 AM (R5HRU)

779 776 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:54 AM (lutOX)
If you dont mind me being a nosy bastard, why?
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:58 AM (R5HRU)
***
The 'why' is easy:

Because it's what every other man she ever met expected.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 03:02 AM (lutOX)

780 Anybody watch Vinyl - the Mick Jagger show?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 14, 2016 03:04 AM (iQIUe)

781 778 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 03:00 AM (lutOX)

God bless you dude. I've never had that but I have had a woman where we both were supremely attracted to each other but never did a thing for various reasons.
Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 03:02 AM (R5HRU)
***
And that is the purest love of all, I think. It's right there, ready and waiting, and you both leave it be.

That's strength and character, that's will-power, that's a willingness to leave things as they are, and unspoken.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 03:05 AM (lutOX)

782 The promptings of the blood are powerful, but they pass in time....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 03:10 AM (lutOX)

783 Happy Valentine's Day to the Horde.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at February 14, 2016 03:11 AM (/DX2n)

784 762
759 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:14 AM (lutOX)



You're a good man with a strong constitution.

Posted by: thathalfrican at February 14, 2016 02:25 AM (R5HRU)

***

No, I'm a degenerate lech, but even I know the difference between right and wrong.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 14, 2016 02:33 AM (lutOX)


Yeah, some of us have gathered the degenerate lech thing, and have you ranged and sighted....but won't pull the trigger under current RoE. Because there's not a man alive who hasn't had a moment of lechery.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2016 03:36 AM (EzgxV)

785 There was a brawl in the succeeding post, but I came back here.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2016 03:40 AM (VdICR)

786 More bad news about the Ted Cruz ads. Now I see a couch I recognize.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 14, 2016 03:42 AM (VdICR)

787 Couches can be wayward. Staid settees never are seen supporting Nancy and Newt's bum

Posted by: derit at February 14, 2016 03:47 AM (OC+TJ)

788 Lots of bad news.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 14, 2016 04:02 AM (EzgxV)

789 Just finished "Fire and Frost" by our very own Allen G (who may or may not have a blog). Good book, highly recommended. I'll put this up on the book thread if I'm still awake by then.

Posted by: GGE Hades of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 14, 2016 04:27 AM (vbvxt)

790 re: The Prestige in the sidebar, a couple of the comments already covered some of the reasoning quite well. He had bad experiences using the double: taking bows under the stage and being constantly worried the double would be revealed. His ego probably couldn't allow another of him to exist. He was even okay with the method because he was under the mistaken impression from Cutter trying to console him that drowning was painless.

He also needed to prove he was better than Alfred. His understanding of Alfred's trick was that there was no double. Wanting to prove himself the better magician, his trick couldn't use a double and end up being inferior. His plot for revenge also involved framing Alfred at an opportune time so that also required the deaths (we know it was premeditated because he purposely decided to not reveal himself at the end).

Posted by: Sjg at February 14, 2016 06:35 AM (gDSJf)

791 Nood EMT

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 14, 2016 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

792 In that first pic, am I wrong if I say Falling Man?

Posted by: Corona at February 14, 2016 07:49 AM (ragzU)

793 I know of a woman at EPA who has not been seen since 2010. She was fired in 2010 and, though reinstated a couple years later by court order, has never been back to the office. This is costing you, the taxpayer, over $100,000 per year (plus benefits). Of course, she is a "whistleblower"(but in fact, she is literally a crazy cat woman).

Posted by: EPA Insider at February 14, 2016 08:21 AM (JZaLb)

794 I fail to see how anything in the study of Americans' recollection of presidents' names could be called "surprising". Most of all that an extra "O" in Thomas More makes the patron saint of lawyers, politicians, and statesmen unrecognizable as a person important in political history. We are talking here about people who cant spel 4 there lif and who think anybody on a U.S. bill, coin, or stamp must have been president.

Posted by: The Black Republican at February 14, 2016 02:11 PM (fTZhC)

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