Wait. What? The Decision Desk Has An Exit Poll?!

You better believe it does! Brandon didn't put all those people on the ground in New Hampshire just to punch numbers into a spreadsheet, you know.

Three hours left to sign up. We will be releasing our New Hampshire bellwether primary exit poll to subscribers. https://t.co/jMSdY2yABw
— Decision Desk HQ (@DecisionDeskHQ) February 9, 2016

It'll be released at ~~5:00pm~~ 7:00pm Eastern to newsletter subscribers.

Bumped by Ace. Still time to subscribe to the newsletter.

Posted by: Andy at 06:20 PM

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1 IT BETTER BE PLAID!

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 09, 2016 02:22 PM (mf5HN)

2 Ha! First!

*prances all about*

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 09, 2016 02:23 PM (mf5HN)

3 And second!

*gambols*

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 09, 2016 02:23 PM (mf5HN)

4 Stop your gamboling!

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Ashes, Sackcloth, Woe and Despair! Election and Lenten Specials at the Outrage Outlet! at February 09, 2016 02:23 PM (hLRSq)

5 Third too!

(This is so getting emstompened)

*bounds*

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 09, 2016 02:23 PM (mf5HN)

6 Not a member, unfortunately.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 02:23 PM (LA7Cm)

7 *plants flag*

I claim this post in the name of alextopia!

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 09, 2016 02:24 PM (mf5HN)

8 Settle for me!

Posted by: Hillary 2016 at February 09, 2016 02:24 PM (u0o1v)

9 *prances all about*

*gambols*

You know the drill: Pics, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: RickZ at February 09, 2016 02:24 PM (Ix+HS)

10 Stop your gamboling!
Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Ashes, Sackcloth, Woe and Despair! Election and Lenten Specials at the Outrage Outlet! at February 09, 2016 02:23 PM (hLRSq)

You're not the boss of me!

*gambol gambol gambol*

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 09, 2016 02:24 PM (mf5HN)

11 Gambol all you want; just lay off the dabbing. Nothing good ever comes from dabbing. Whatever the hell that is.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 09, 2016 02:28 PM (iIzG7)

12 I voted for Hillary thrice!!

Posted by: Chicago, NH voter at February 09, 2016 02:29 PM (0LHZx)

13 (This is so getting emstompened)
*bounds*
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 09, 2016 02:23 PM (mf5HN)

hee! By a repeat too.

Posted by: Lea at February 09, 2016 02:29 PM (lIU4e)

14 Shpeaking of polling your exit...

Posted by: Barney Frank at February 09, 2016 02:31 PM (39g3+)

15
IT BETTER BE PLAID!

Like this?

http://goo.gl/7Ftcc9

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 09, 2016 02:32 PM (X6fMO)

16 Twitter just released a statement:

"Twitter stands for freedom of expression, speaking truth to power, and empowering dialogue. That starts with safety."

Then announced the formation of -- I kid you not -- the "Trust & Safety Council" that will oversee Twitter to make sure is a safe zone on the Internet.

i.e. TCOT bannings.

Posted by: Barney Frank at February 09, 2016 02:33 PM (39g3+)

17 Off mushmouthed queer politician sock

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 09, 2016 02:34 PM (39g3+)

18 "Twitter stands for freedom of expression, speaking truth to power, and empowering dialogue. That starts with safety."

Then announced the formation of -- I kid you not -- the "Trust
Safety Council" that will oversee Twitter to make sure is a safe zone
on the Internet.

Brought to you by the same people who put crossing guards in front of every high school in California, because seventeen-year-olds here aren't smart enough to cross a street without someone holding their hand.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 09, 2016 02:35 PM (iIzG7)

19 On with my serial:

Reuben stands enthralled by the basketball as Bunny and Half-wit stalk towards Bernie, their ancient joints creaking. A college student rises to stop them.
Student: "You can't hurt Bernie! He's like going to give us stuff!"
Bunny: "A Bernie-Bro! Get him!"
The student drops sobbing under the weight of guilt the feminists place on him.
Half-Wit: There's galss ceilings Bernie, and one id being broken this year!"
Bunny: "Sort of like the windshield glass you will be going through!"
Half-Wit addresses the young women. "We are feminists and your natural leaders! You will support Hillary because she has Lady Parts and not evil Boy Parts."
Bunny: "Boy Parts are wrong and icky."
The young feminists look confused.
Y.F.: "Like, who are you two?"
Half-Wit: "We are feminists, the leaders of women."
Y.F.: "You're old, like my grandma old."
Bunny: "Hey, I'm not that old for an octogenarian."
Half-Wit: "Besides, Bernies old and a boy."
Y.F.: "Yeah, but he gives us stuff, like free tuition."
Another pipes up: "And he'll give us all jobs in regulatory agencies where we can take the rest of the testicles from the boys."
Half-Wit: "He cannot promise that! Only a woman can promise that!"
Y.F.: "It's like Pokémon, Collect them All."
Half-Wit raises her stubby body to its full height and intones "There is a hot bed of coals in Hell for All Women Who Do Not Support The Inevitable HRC!"
The young feminists stagger back before shouting "Hate Crime!"
"Keep your religion off of my vagina!"
"Safe Space! Safe Space!"
The shrill young voices of the college feminists drive the Vee-Jay Team back across Tank's body and into the van, where the shrill screaming match threatens to shatter windows. Bernie slowly pulls away, silence descending on the bus with only he, Reuben, and the prone bodies of the Bernie-Bros remaining.
RK: "Genuine Spalding." He looks up and notices the lack of women. "Hey, where did everyone go?"
Bernie: "The college girls are in a slanging match with the Vee-Jay Team - those sets of termagants are suited for each other."
RK: "Weren't those your voters?"
Bernie: "There're plenty more dupes where those came from. Hang on, I'm going to make a pit stop."

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Ashes, Sackcloth, Woe and Despair! Election and Lenten Specials at the Outrage Outlet! at February 09, 2016 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

20 Twitter just released a statement:

"Twitter stands for freedom of expression, speaking truth to power, and empowering dialogue. That starts with safety."

Then announced the formation of -- I kid you not -- the "Trust & Safety Council" that will oversee Twitter to make sure is a safe zone on the Internet.

i.e. TCOT bannings.
Posted by: Barney Frank at February 09, 2016 02:33 PM (39g3+)

I'm just going to repeat what I sent to @jack (That's Jack Dorsey the CEO of Twitter):

@jack Actually, shouldn't your job be making sure that Twitter stands for returning value to shareholders?

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 09, 2016 02:37 PM (mf5HN)

21 I am shocked to find gamboling in here.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Ashes, Sackcloth, Woe and Despair! Election and Lenten Specials at the Outrage Outlet! at February 09, 2016 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

22 IN THE NEWS: Twitter bans Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, because hate speech.

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 09, 2016 02:38 PM (iIzG7)

23 Sweet. I posted that in both thread. Congruence!

Posted by: Qoheleth at February 09, 2016 02:40 PM (iIzG7)

24 Annnd yup emstompened by a repeat of a prior post.

BOUND BOUND BOUND BOUND BOUND

Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 09, 2016 02:40 PM (mf5HN)

25 "Then announced the formation of -- I kid you not -- the "Trust & Safety Council" that will oversee Twitter "

Okay, so what replaces Twitter now. Everybody move to Instagram?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 02:41 PM (LA7Cm)

26 Okay, so what replaces Twitter now. Everybody move to Instagram?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 02:41 PM (LA7Cm)

Something will come along. Twitter will get to join MySpace and Netscape Navigator in the Land of Former Hot Things.

Sell that stock now.

Posted by: *Mikey NTH - Ashes, Sackcloth, Woe and Despair! Election and Lenten Specials at the Outrage Outlet! at February 09, 2016 02:45 PM (hLRSq)

27 When I was younger, pistachio nuts were red.

Apparently with some type of dye that would turn your fingers blood red.

Now they're sold undyed.

What's up with that ?

Posted by: seamrog at February 09, 2016 02:53 PM (PM5Do)

28 Exit polling is tiring.

We had 3 requests for gender neutral gender category.

Posted by: smileynh at February 09, 2016 02:56 PM (sMGq1)

29 28 Exit polling is tiring.

We had 3 requests for gender neutral gender category.

Posted by: smileynh at February 09, 2016 02:56 PM (sMGq1)

So, how does that go? Do you lurk around the poll and accost people leaving? Wondering in case I volunteer to do this.

Posted by: stace at February 09, 2016 03:00 PM (CoX6k)

30 Ok, let's see about getting this thread going.

CRUZ RULES!!!1!1

TRUMP DROOLS!!!1!11!

Posted by: stace at February 09, 2016 03:03 PM (CoX6k)

31 Not a member, unfortunately.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 09, 2016 02:23 PM (LA7Cm)

No charge st the moment in case you didn't know.

Posted by: Blano at February 09, 2016 03:10 PM (NHQQx)

32 "Trust & Safety Council"

Sounds like a very Soviet style name.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 03:21 PM (w4NZ8)

33 I'll be in Barrington, NH. If you are in the area, stop by

Posted by: Our Country Is Screwed at February 09, 2016 03:23 PM (jxbfJ)

34 Ok, let's see about getting this thread going.

CRUZ RULES!!!1!1

TRUMP DROOLS!!!1!11!

Posted by: stace at February 09, 2016 03:03 PM (CoX6k)

Instigator :-)

Posted by: redbanzai at February 09, 2016 03:47 PM (NPofj)

35 Kick ass, 'rons & 'ettes.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 09, 2016 04:01 PM (DQZLr)

36 Two men attempted an exorcism on Ted Cruz during a campaign event in NH. Yeah, I'm surprised mostly anyone in NH believes in devils Let me guess, the only demons they believe in are ones that aren't supporting leftism.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 04:05 PM (w4NZ8)

37 Wait! What?! The Decision Desk has a stripper poll...you better believe it does.

Posted by: OrsonSnow at February 09, 2016 04:06 PM (gkqzM)

38 Did you just mark down Bernie Sanders for those that asked?

Posted by: Jake, not from State Farm at February 09, 2016 04:27 PM (fTTTB)

39 Prediction: Look for Rubio to have a surprisingly strong second-place showing in New Hampshire. And look for the most common explanations for that surprise to be his momentum from Iowa.

Posted by: Scott Adams Robot at February 09, 2016 06:22 PM (CRXed)

40 (the above is a prediction for the-fix-is-in in NH)

Posted by: Scott Adams Robot at February 09, 2016 06:23 PM (CRXed)

41 I do not like the cut of this election's jib, and do not wish to subscribe to its newsletter.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 06:23 PM (TOk1P)

42 I signed up 2 minutes ago.

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 06:25 PM (sj3Ax)

43 Did I sign up too late to get exit poll email?

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 06:27 PM (sj3Ax)

44 How much does this very interesting news letter cost?

I'm on a budget.

Posted by: Phoulish Phodie at February 09, 2016 06:27 PM (r4Zyw)

45 In all of my life I never thought I would be rooting for a rickety old commie bastard.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 09, 2016 06:28 PM (CFc5L)

46 So I haven't been around all day... has it been decided whether Bernie is one of those Jewish gun control nutz that Ted Nugent warned us about?

Because, while Hillory is a hateful rotten evil scumloving lying piece of excrement who wants to grab everyone's guns, at least she ain't all Jewy and stuff.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 06:28 PM (TOk1P)

47 Fox Business just had at quote from NH official.

"Strong voter turnout....possibly a record."

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2016 06:28 PM (v0/PR)

48 Please choke on the results.

Posted by: nip at February 09, 2016 06:29 PM (r73Jl)

49 CAC is the man.

Share the link.

Posted by: Golfman at February 09, 2016 06:29 PM (48QDY)

50 I'm listening to Levin & reading Cruz book.

BBL.

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 06:29 PM (sj3Ax)

51 they have voter ID in NH now right? So college students from MA and NY cant just drive in and vote

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 06:30 PM (zOTsN)

52 Did I sign up too late to get exit poll email?

Posted by: Carol at February 09, 2016 06:27 PM (sj3Ax)

Yes! But we're going to make sure you get the special RubyOh! gif that loops the same phrase over and over as a consolation prize.

Posted by: D Cision Deks at February 09, 2016 06:31 PM (TOk1P)

53 Posted by: washrivergal at February 09, 2016 06:28 PM (CFc5L)

Sad commentary.

I wish all Americans would consider that.

Posted by: Golfman at February 09, 2016 06:31 PM (48QDY)

54 DD Poll says Al Gore by 5.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 06:31 PM (oVJmc)

55 If ISIS can make passports, then Hillary's people can make NH state ID cards.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 09, 2016 06:31 PM (21hN3)

56 Actually, this thread was not enstompened. It occupies the same space as the previous thread, just in a different dimension that only I can see.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 06:32 PM (LUgeY)

57 I voted for that pussy Cruz.
You are what you eat. I can back a candidate like that.

Posted by: Mike at February 09, 2016 06:32 PM (I2Jm/)

58 Early poll results indicate Hardwood, crossbows, and Betamax.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

59 >>Actually, this thread was not enstompened. It occupies the same space as the previous thread, just in a different dimension that only I can see.

You can connect the two threads if you have a wicked long shaft.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 06:34 PM (/tuJf)

60 Is New Hampsher the place where they make cheese?

I like cheese.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 06:34 PM (TOk1P)

61 #51, why, yes they do. no wonder the rotten bastard Dems want to get rid of the New Hampshire Secretary of State. Even though he, too, is a Dem, but apparently not the completely corrupt type of Dem.

Posted by: the Butcher at February 09, 2016 06:35 PM (AGJqR)

62 My bet is Bernie by 17

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2016 06:35 PM (HWcaz)

63 You can connect the two threads if you have a wicked long shaft.

Funny, AtC is Queen in both universes.

How'd that happen?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 06:36 PM (LUgeY)

64 Now they're sold undyed.

What's up with that ?
Posted by: seamrog at February 09, 2016 02:53 PM (PM5Do)

Red Dye 2 was thought to be a carcinogen, etc. Then they figured out that people didn't care if they dyed them, so why bother.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 09, 2016 06:36 PM (kXoT0)

65
All their red fingers fell off.

They had to do something.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 06:37 PM (LUgeY)

66 I hope this evening doesn't end up in fisticuffs....

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 06:38 PM (/dSsq)

67 Fox News:
BREAKING NEWS: The Supreme Court agrees to halt enforcement of President
Obama's plan to address climate change until after legal challenges are
resolved, a victory for the coalition of 27 mostly Republican-led
states and industry opponents who called the regulations "an
unprecedented power grab."

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2016 06:38 PM (v0/PR)

68 67 Fox News:
BREAKING NEWS: The Supreme Court agrees to halt enforcement of President
Obama's plan to address climate change until after legal challenges are
resolved, a victory for the coalition of 27 mostly Republican-led
states and industry opponents who called the regulations "an
unprecedented power grab."

Wow, finally some good news...

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 06:39 PM (/dSsq)

69 That's great to hear, Tami. Thanks for posting it

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 06:40 PM (2x3L+)

70 Just signed up for the Newsletter, looking forward to it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 09, 2016 06:40 PM (2cS/G)

71 Wow, finally some good news...

TFP will proceed with his plans regardless of what the SCOTUS says.

He's the Dim Honeybadger.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 06:40 PM (LUgeY)

72 5$ says Barak will do it anyway, what supreme Court army is going to stop him?

Posted by: Skip at February 09, 2016 06:41 PM (HWcaz)

73 After winning New Hampshire I plan on drinking lots of Budweiser, eating some MacDonald's cheeseburgers, and taking lots of Kaopectate to deal with the resulting digestive discomfort.

Posted by: Peyton Manning at February 09, 2016 06:42 PM (zmW4B)

74 I hope Kasich does poorly and finally goes away. Don't encourage him NH

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 06:42 PM (zOTsN)

75 I hope Kasich does poorly and finally goes away. Don't encourage him NH

Me too, but most pick Him for second.... It's more a battle for third....

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 06:43 PM (/dSsq)

76 Well, with the Supreme Court on their side those 27 states could start apprehending and detaining any EPA types trying to enforce Obama's plan.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at February 09, 2016 06:44 PM (kf2iZ)

77 I really want to see Hillary! go down in flames....

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 06:44 PM (/dSsq)

78 I'm Going to the senior special at Golden Corral! Then home to watch geezer tv. Murder She Wrote is my favorite!

Posted by: Bernie 2016 at February 09, 2016 06:44 PM (u0o1v)

79 5$ says Barak will do it anyway, what supreme Court army is going to stop him?

I'd like to see SCOTUS issue a warrant for his arrest to the Sgt. at Arms of the House.

Hilarity would ensue, I'm certain.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 06:44 PM (LUgeY)

80 Obozo's budget chief says we need amnesty to save social security. Meanwhile, we need to keep the baby Auschwitzes going full blast because ignorant, infected third world thugs and Islamic terror supporters are much better than American babies.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 06:45 PM (Nwg0u)

81 36 Two men attempted an exorcism on Ted Cruz during a campaign event in NH. Yeah, I'm surprised mostly anyone in NH believes in devils Let me guess, the only demons they believe in are ones that aren't supporting leftism.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 09, 2016 04:05 PM (w4NZ

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Didn't some hippies or yippies try an exorcism on the Pentagon back in the day, shouting "Out, demon, out!"?

It would be fun to do a Jim Henson on Hillary and yank a demon puppet out of her heart-shaped cavity. One that looks like Gonzo except with horns.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at February 09, 2016 06:45 PM (jR7Wy)

82 I feel gravitational waves!

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 06:45 PM (3myMJ)

83 Murder She Wrote is my favorite!
Posted by: Bernie 2016

This is a Matlock state, pinko.

Posted by: Abe Simpson at February 09, 2016 06:46 PM (zmW4B)

84 77 I really want to see Hillary! go down in flames....
Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 06:44 PM (/dSsq)
---
Well, she will, eventually.

Posted by: All Hail Satan at February 09, 2016 06:46 PM (jR7Wy)

85

Hillary was last seen at a novelty shop getting two headed coins

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 06:47 PM (zOTsN)

86
Hillary was last seen at a novelty shop getting two headed coins

She's gonna need a shit load of them tonight...

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 06:48 PM (/dSsq)

87 Hillary was last seen at a novelty shop getting two headed coins
Posted by: ThunderB

I was at a novelty shop, but I was getting a two-headed...something else.

Posted by: Hillary! Rodham-Rodham at February 09, 2016 06:49 PM (zmW4B)

88 Didn't some hippies or yippies try an exorcism on the Pentagon back in the day, shouting "Out, demon, out!"?

-
Back in the day, the hippies levitate the Pentagon with their minds. Don't believe me? Just ask them.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 06:49 PM (Nwg0u)

89 It'll be released at ~~5:00pm~~ 7:00pm Eastern..
----------------------

Time-shifted... by gravity waves

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 06:49 PM (RrDm2)

90 lordy lordy the bugs are out tonight

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 06:50 PM (zOTsN)

91 Leave my mom alone!

Posted by: Chelsea:daughter of Webb at February 09, 2016 06:50 PM (u0o1v)

92 that guy Richard Maddow is really really excited

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 06:51 PM (zOTsN)

93 lordy lordy the bugs are out tonight

You ain't seen nothing yet...

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 06:51 PM (/dSsq)

94 Didn't some hippies or yippies try an exorcism on the Pentagon back in the day, shouting "Out, demon, out!"?

---------------

They have new technology now. Drum circles. This time it will work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 06:51 PM (RrDm2)

95 I'd sign up, but I don't really care. Except for that guy who wears a boot on his head. Something Vermon, he's a hoot.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 09, 2016 06:51 PM (cWnsi)

96 >>BREAKING NEWS: The Supreme Court agrees to halt enforcement of President
Obama's plan to address climate change until after legal challenges are
resolved, a victory for the coalition of 27 mostly Republican-led
states and industry opponents who called the regulations "an
unprecedented power grab."

And this is why I'll be voting this fall. The vote was 5-4, all 4 liberal members voted to deny the stay. Next president gets a couple new SC justices.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 06:51 PM (/tuJf)

97 Hope Jeb! comes in 1st!

He is so full of energy and excitement and has such great new ideas on how to solve the problems we have in our great country!

Bush/Rubio winner, winner chicken dinner!

GOPe all day all the way baby!

O_o

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 09, 2016 06:51 PM (ej1L0)

98 Kasich has to lose and go away tonight. I can't take much more of that asshole

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 06:52 PM (2x3L+)

99 The numbers...do not compute.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at February 09, 2016 06:52 PM (4ErVI)

100 Best result would be a virtual four/five-way tie for second so none of the Establishment candidates drop out and Bush/Christie/Kasich/Rubio keep splitting the pro-amnesty vote.

Posted by: Gravitational Wave at February 09, 2016 06:52 PM (8EJen)

101 Kasich has to lose and go away tonight. I can't take much more of that asshole

If only...

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 06:52 PM (/dSsq)

102 74
I hope Kasich does poorly and finally goes away. Don't encourage him NH

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 06:42 PM

I want to take a couple of Benydryl whenever I see the guy. He makes feel like I'm breaking out in hives. All of that twitching thing he does.

Posted by: Lester at February 09, 2016 06:52 PM (2UPXV)

103 that guy Richard Maddow is really really excited
Posted by: ThunderB

I'm surprised they let a guy that openly macho on MSLSD. You'd think it would be triggering to their feminist viewers.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at February 09, 2016 06:52 PM (zmW4B)

104 that guy Richard Maddow is really really excited
Posted by: ThunderB
-----

He's been really wound up since he got to hug Hillary the other night. I figure he's going for a WH Press Office spot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 06:53 PM (RrDm2)

105 I would like Kasich to get in the democratic primary. I cant tell the difference between him and Hillary anyway

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 06:53 PM (zOTsN)

106 Will Allah unleash the humpbot for Jeb!, The world waits.

Posted by: Garbone at February 09, 2016 06:53 PM (9dH/8)

107 98
Kasich has to lose and go away tonight. I can't take much more of that asshole

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 06:52 PM (2x3L+)

I hate to say this but I think he'll be in the top 3. He's been working NH hard for quite a while.

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2016 06:54 PM (v0/PR)

108 Endorsed. I will say this for Democrat SCOTUS nominees: except for maybe Byron White, they stay bought.

96 >>BREAKING NEWS: The Supreme Court agrees to halt enforcement of President
Obama's plan to address climate change until after legal challenges are
resolved, a victory for the coalition of 27 mostly Republican-led
states and industry opponents who called the regulations "an
unprecedented power grab."

And this is why I'll be voting this fall. The vote was 5-4, all 4 liberal members voted to deny the stay. Next president gets a couple new SC justices.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at February 09, 2016 06:54 PM (jpm+0)

109 Dyed pistachios are non-taxed, and thus for off-road or home heating use only.

Posted by: Joey 'Two Weeks' Biden at February 09, 2016 06:54 PM (JA5Qu)

110 Apparently they have flipped the "Live Free or Die" coin. Sadly, it was one of Hillary's coins.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 09, 2016 06:56 PM (RrDm2)

111 >>>>BREAKING NEWS: The Supreme Court agrees to halt enforcement of President

Obama's plan to address climate change until after legal challenges are

resolved, a victory for the coalition of 27 mostly Republican-led

states and industry opponents who called the regulations "an

unprecedented power grab."

And this is why I'll be voting this fall. The vote was 5-4, all 4
liberal members voted to deny the stay. Next president gets a couple new
SC justices.
.
.
.
.Granted picking up at least one conservative Judge would be nice, but the two most likely to retire are rabidly liberal, so it would be a wash most likely even if Hillary gets in.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 09, 2016 06:56 PM (iONHu)

112 According to MSLSD

1% in, Kasich 24%, Rubio and Bush 5%

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 06:56 PM (zOTsN)

113 105
I would like Kasich to get in the democratic primary. I cant tell the difference between him and Hillary anyway

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 06:53 PM (zOTsN)

About 150 pounds and cankles.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 06:56 PM (4ErVI)

114 Trump Cruz and Kasich at 24%, with only 1% in

Posted by: ThunderB at February 09, 2016 06:57 PM (zOTsN)

115 lol Alex. First second and third!! Go girl!

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 09, 2016 06:57 PM (CNHr1)

116 Don't some of the polling places close at 8 Eastern?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 09, 2016 06:57 PM (NY0r1)

117
Fox News jumped the gun on Tuesday morning, accidentally publishing fake New Hampshire primary results to its website. Most polls in the state don't close until 7 p.m. ET.

Jeff Misenti, chief digital officer of Fox News, said that the fake results appeared as a part of the site's tests for its upcoming coverage. "During routine testing in preparation for the New Hampshire primary a malfunction occurred which briefly showed errant data on our website. This error has been rectified. We apologize for any confusion this may have caused," he said in a statement to Mashable.

http://on.mash.to/1Rm06xM

*cough* Microsoft fixed the results *cough*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 06:57 PM (kdS6q)

118 That Rachel Maddow is one ugly dude.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 09, 2016 06:57 PM (kTF2Z)

119 >> I really want to see Hillary! go down in flames....

Given the compelling complaint of continual cretinous comments (non-seriousness as exemplified by humor) existent in this blog over the weekend, I. Will. Not. Comment.

Posted by: Huma at February 09, 2016 06:57 PM (ml1PM)

120 .
.Granted picking up at least one conservative Judge would be nice, but the two most likely to retire are rabidly liberal, so it would be a wash most likely even if Hillary gets in.

Not really.... The age is what We have going for Us..... If Hillary! picks someone they will most likely be a good deal younger which means they will be there forever...

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 06:57 PM (/dSsq)

121
NickBaumann

Everyone enjoy your last few hours of living in a country where Donald Trump has never won an election.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 06:58 PM (kdS6q)

122 I hate Jeb! and Kasich.... If Kasich has a good showing like they say He will we will have to listen this insufferable jack ass forever... That goes for Jeb! too...

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 06:59 PM (/dSsq)

123 Great, Bimbo Dominatrix Megyn is doing the election film coverage.

Posted by: L, Elle at February 09, 2016 06:59 PM (2x3L+)

124 Andy stomped gravity waves man.

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 06:59 PM (qUNWi)

125 OMG, I looked up Triumph the Insult Comic Dog vids on You Tube and came across this one - Triumph at one of the Democratic debates. It's a wonder they didn't throw him out. At one point, Triumph has a black woman in a wheelchair ask Hill operatives "When Hillary goes to a salon, does she ask the hairdresser to style her hair like Siegfried or like Roy?"

This should go on the sidebar. It's even funnier than the NH university one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTVhrmoEhQ

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 09, 2016 07:00 PM (P8951)

126 Don't some of the polling places close at 8 Eastern?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 09, 2016 06:57 PM (NY0r1)

Only those parts of the state that are in the Mountain Time Zone.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 07:00 PM (TOk1P)

127 114 Trump Cruz and Kasich at 24%, with only 1% in
Posted by: ThunderB
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Is that the order?
I thought Cruz wasn't supposed to well at all in liberal NH...

Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 07:00 PM (OUpHg)

128 Megyn's just doin her jerb gettin clicks.

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 07:00 PM (qUNWi)

129 *cough* Microsoft fixed the results *cough*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 06:57 PM (kdS6q)

Would anyone be surprised if they did?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 09, 2016 07:00 PM (4ErVI)

130 >>>>Not really.... The age is what We have going for Us..... If Hillary!
picks someone they will most likely be a good deal younger which means
they will be there forever...
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.
.
.My point is that she will be replacing an already rabidly liberal with another one. Granted one with a much longer life span, but a like for like replacement.

And yes I hope Trump or Cruz gets to pick the next one. Not matter who picks we will see filibuster after filibuster on them.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 09, 2016 07:01 PM (iONHu)

131 The AOSDD voter survey is out...check your e-mail if you signed up.

Posted by: Tami at February 09, 2016 07:01 PM (v0/PR)

132
And getting this in before the betting window closes:

NH Prediction

Trump +12

Powerball - the rest of the pack in order

Kasich - For Chaos!
Rubio - Declared 'winner' by the GOPe
Cruz
Jeb!
Christie
Carson
The Girl
Gilmore

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 09, 2016 07:02 PM (kdS6q)

133 This should go on the sidebar. It's even funnier than the NH university one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTVhrmoEhQ
Posted by: Donna&&&&
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Sigel & Triumph were escorted out of the R debate before he even asked a question.
They recognized him!
Not a sense of humor in the whole bunch. At least some D operatives went along with the joke...

Posted by: Chi at February 09, 2016 07:02 PM (OUpHg)

134 >> Ha! First!
>> *prances all about*

>> And second!
>> *gambols*
>> Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at February 09, 2016

I don't suppose you'd consider some interpretive dance, or even a bit of terpsichorean ecdysiastism? (Asking for a friend).

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at February 09, 2016 07:02 PM (ml1PM)

135 Not really.... The age is what We have going
for Us..... If Hillary! picks someone they will most likely be a good
deal younger which means they will be there forever...

Posted by: donna at February 09, 2016 06:57 PM (/dSsq)

Here's a thought: Madge McConnell and Juan Mccane and co. If Prezdent Hillory nominates a liberal for the S.C., just FREAKIN SAY 'NO'!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 09, 2016 07:03 PM (TOk1P)

136 MUMR got to a computer again, meds not working I see

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 09, 2016 07:04 PM (cWnsi)

137 Prancing and gamboling?

Serially?

Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 07:04 PM (qUNWi)

138 Andy stomped gravity waves man.

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He's surfing the gravity waves.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 07:04 PM (Nwg0u)

139 >>My point is that she will be replacing an already rabidly liberal with another one. Granted one with a much longer life span, but a like for like replacement.

I think Scalia is one of the oldest justices and he has toyed with the idea of retiring before because of frustration. Plus, the trend lately is for presidents to do 2 terms.

In any case, I'd love to see the court get more conservative, with Kennedy there you never know how he will swing.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 09, 2016 07:04 PM (/tuJf)

140 He's surfing the gravity waves.
Posted by: The Great White Snark

Gotta slap the thigh first. Trust me.

Posted by: Webb Hubbell at February 09, 2016 07:05 PM (zmW4B)

141 Trump: 29 red hats
Kasich: 19 mail sacks
Rubio: 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14
Cruz: 12 baptisms
Christie: 11 jersey barriers
Bush: 9 burritos
Carson: 1 flight home
Carly: 1 how do I get Trump's attention again?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 09, 2016 07:07 PM (3myMJ)

142 UPDATE: Livestock Break Heavily for Rubio

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

143 Those gravity waves should be a great source of free power!

Posted by: Kneel Grassy Tyson at February 09, 2016 07:07 PM (RrDm2)

144 You would think Kasich would fare better in states with high numbers of voters suffering from Zika-caused microcephaly. Does New Hampshire have a large population of Brazilian immigrants?

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 09, 2016 07:07 PM (1RNgT)

145 CAC guys, really nice job, thanks

Posted by: Trotsky w/a thesis in his headwound at February 09, 2016 07:08 PM (Y4Gwv)

146 I don't suppose you'd consider some interpretive dance, or even a bit of terpsichorean ecdysiastism? (Asking for a friend).

I'm pretty sure the end of That Intarwebz Thingy is the next page right after the definition of whatever that is.

Eureka!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2016 07:08 PM (LUgeY)

147 Fourteen

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Posted by: eleven at February 09, 2016 07:09 PM (qUNWi)

148 Hillary Out to Big Lead Among Subaru Owners

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

149 UPDATE: Livestock Break Heavily for Rubio

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Domo Arigato, Marco Roboto.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 09, 2016 07:10 PM (Nwg0u)

150 The one who finishes the night with the most votes has the best chance of pulling this out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) gets his Madden on at February 09, 2016 07:10 PM (rwI+c)

151 Hillary Out to Big Lead Among Subaru Owners
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
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They're trying to work their way out of a special little corner in Hell.

BTW, Albright stole that line from JFK, I believe.

Posted by: Kneel Grassy Tyson at February 09, 2016 07:11 PM (RrDm2)

152 Jesus Declines to Endorse Kasich

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

153 Christie Sees Future of Campaign in Courting Blue Collar Labor, Donuts

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 09, 2016 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

154 This should go on the sidebar. It's even funnier than the NH university one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTVhrmoEhQ

Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at February 09, 2016 07:00 PM (P8951)

That video is hilarious. He's asking Blabbermouth-Schultz why they bury the debates and he says "the last time I saw anything buried that deep I was pulling it out of lassie" Schultz's face is great.

Posted by: Timon at February 09, 2016 07:14 PM (KSonr)

155 >> The one who finishes the night with the most votes has the best chance of pulling this out.

That depends on the meaning of 'finishes the night' and 'most votes'

Posted by: Hillary! at February 09, 2016 07:15 PM (ml1PM)

156 Go Cruz! Surprise everyone.

Posted by: Grump928(C) can likewise assert shit at February 09, 2016 07:15 PM (rwI+c)

157 Kascish is surging.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 09, 2016 07:44 PM (iQIUe)

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