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Overnight Open Thread (2-7-2016)
Quote of the Day I - And That Goes a Long Way Edition
One thing: I don't really believe that Donald Trump is a small-government sort or really pro-life or particularly pro-gun or hesitant to get involved in blatant social engineering. But I do think that the man genuinely loves the United States of America. And that he would not hesitate to [expletive deleted] up the [expletive deleted] of anybody who [expletive deleted] with us.
-- Moe Lane
My problem with Sanders is that he's ultimately a coward. He talks a great game about being dedicated to a "political revolution," but he is utterly unwilling to employ the means required to achieve the ends desired....Bernie Sanders has to believe Hillary Clinton is part of the problem. But he won't say so, save to prattle on about Clinton's super PACs and speaking fees. That's amateur-hour stuff. It's academic-seminar-level griping, not revolution-fomenting. He wants to talk about the system, but he won't do what is minimally required to change it. And right now, the first step on that long road is steamrolling Hillary Clinton. It's like saying you want to do whatever it takes to fight malaria, but refusing to say much about the huge, sprawling, and fetid marshlands in the middle of downtown. The Clintons are swamp creatures, taking what they need and leaving in their retromingent wake the stench of corruption.
-- Jonah Goldberg
Hot Blue-on-Blue Lady Action:
Madeleine Albright: There's a "Special Place in Hell" For Women Who Don't Back Hillary
Gloria Steinem: Young Women Only Support Bernie Sanders Because They're Boy Crazy
North Korea Successfully Launches Rocket, Orbits Satellite
And they is learning:
North Korea has successfully placed its second satellite into a polar orbit using their newer version of the UnHa-3 rocket to launch what they are calling the KwangMyungSong-4 satellite. The satellite and its third-stage rocket booster are both being tracked by NORAD which is showing a near prefect circular and polar orbit.
Since the first North Korean satellite launched in December 2012 tumbled uncontrollably, our collective think-tanks' analysis had always been that North Korea was never able to communicate with that satellite. Yet it is humbly apparent that they did in fact learn from its failures. This second satellite is, for now, orbiting over the poles about every 94 minutes with its third stage booster somewhere near it.
Here is a previous launch of their UnHa-3 rocket:
Meanwhile: Crazy Ivan's Back in the North Atlantic
Frankly, if the Admiral remembers the 1980s, higher professionalism from the Russian Navy (than its Soviet predecessor) is probably a good thing for everyone, and it should simply inspire NATO navies to pursue professionalism also. Instead, however, we've been pursuing race and sex quotas with a single-mindedness that would get fiction's greatest whaling captain to tell us to "lighten up, shipmate."...The great-grandsons of those iron men in iron boats now put to sea backed by a nation that may have its own issues, but is free of the technical isolation that led Soviet-era submarine technology to lag the West. Of course they've gotten better; that's what humans do, given half a chance. The cause of Admiral Johnstone's problem is not that the Russians have use the last two decades to get better, but that his nations' navies have not.
What were we doing? Figuring out how long a plug had to go into new sub designs, so that we could have ladies' sanitary arrangements, because our lodestar was not the mission but the careers.
Supreme Court Likely To Hear New "Assault Weapons" Ban Case
In a 2-1 decision applauded by gun rights advocates, a three-judge panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit concluded that the semiautomatic weapons and high-capacity magazines banned by Maryland's Firearm Safety Act "are in common use by law-abiding citizens." As a result, they don't fall under the exception to the right to bear arms that applies to "unusual" weapons such as machine guns and hand grenades, the court said.
The significance of this decision is that it's in conflict with the decision of another appeals court and furthermore for the first time a court applied the 'strict scrutiny' standard - the highest possible threshold for the government to meet - to an assault weapons ban law. Gabe Malor explains the importance of this here.
Kinsley Gaffe: Howard Dean Admits That Labor Unions Are "Super PACs That Democrats Like"
Call it the fun grope rule.
UK Wants Authority To Directly Serve Wiretap Warrants in US
I spoke with Sevag Yemenyjan outside of a Swedish language classroom. He fled Syria and left everything and everyone behind. I asked how he chose Sweden."Someone told me Sweden is good. They help for school, and help two years," said Yemenyjan in somewhat stilted English.
Two years refers to the time period for cash assistance to asylees. During that time, Yemenyjan will receive close to $54,000 to support himself, his wife, and two daughters. By comparison, if he and his family went to the US as refugees, they'd get a one-time payment of about $4,000. (There are other forms of non-cash assistance in both countries as well.)
...Roughly 163,000 migrants applied for asylum in Sweden last year, the highest per capita rate in Europe; not surprising as the country has among the most generous social benefits in the world.
Unrelated: Swedish Man Finds 86-Year Old Silk Condom Under Grandma's Bed
Facebook: 6 Degrees of Separation Now Down to 3.57
The First DeLorean Commercial Since 1982
Meet Lilli, the High-end German Gold-Digger/Call Girl who became America's Iconic Barbie Doll
And not a toy for little girls either.
Unbeknownst to most, Barbie actually started out life in the late 1940s as a German cartoon character created by artist Reinhard Beuthien for the Hamburg-based tabloid, Bild-Zeitung. The comic strip character was known as "Bild Lilli", a post-war gold-digging buxom broad who got by in life seducing wealthy male suitors.
...She became so popular that in 1953, the newspaper decided to market a three-dimensional which was sold as an adult novelty, available to buy from bars, tobacco kiosks and adult toy stores. They were often given out as bachelor party gag gifts and dangled from a car's rearview mirror.
In the 1950s, one of the founders of Mattel, Ruth Handler (pictured above), was travelling to Europe and bought a few Lilli dolls to take home. She re-worked the design of the doll and later debuted Barbie at the New York toy fair on March 9, 1959.
Mattel acquired the rights to Bild Lilli in 1964, and production of the German doll ceased. (Funny how Barbie's lighter skin tone was just about the only noticeable change in the early days).
Weekly Commenter Standings
Top 10 commenters:
1 [502 comments] 'Mike Hammer, etc., etc.' [70.45 posts/day]
2 [478 comments] 'rickb223'
3 [398 comments] 'Christopher Taylor'
4 [330 comments] 'Pappy O'Daniel'
5 [324 comments] 'Ghost of kari - WAR'
6 [320 comments] 'Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!'
7 [312 comments] 'J.J. Sefton'
8 [310 comments] 'Bruce With a Wang!'
9 [305 comments] 'Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016'
10 [303 comments] 'RWC - Team BOHICA'
Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [157 names] 'SMOD/Orbital Nukes 2016! -- The only way to be sure' [22.03 unique names/day]
2 [79 names] 'Prince Ludwig the #Problematic'
3 [60 names] 'The Political Hat'
4 [42 names] 'angela urkel'
5 [41 names] 'Cicero (@cicero)'
6 [39 names] 'Count de Monet'
7 [37 names] 'Bertram Cabot Jr.'
8 [30 names] 'Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016'
9 [29 names] 'Blue Hen'
10 [29 names] 'Benji Carver '
The group. Banned on 12 universities.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 11:11 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 11:12 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 11:12 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 11:12 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 11:13 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at February 07, 2016 11:13 PM (kHJ3a)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 11:13 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 07, 2016 11:13 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Farmer at February 07, 2016 11:14 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 11:14 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2016 11:14 PM (5tT9a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 11:14 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at February 07, 2016 11:14 PM (dBmVV)
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 07, 2016 11:15 PM (E0naa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2016 11:15 PM (+yaaR)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 07, 2016 11:16 PM (Fqqb8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2016 11:16 PM (+yaaR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 07, 2016 11:16 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Andy Reid at February 07, 2016 11:17 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 11:14 PM
Did you take the hike today and avoid the SB hoopla?
Posted by: Farmer at February 07, 2016 11:17 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 07, 2016 11:17 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2016 11:18 PM (+yaaR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 11:13 PM (voOPb)
No. No loaded weapons pointed at my skull.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at February 07, 2016 11:18 PM (zYV5P)
Posted by: The Inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 07, 2016 11:18 PM (Fqqb8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 11:18 PM (voOPb)
But sexual pleasure is fun.
Posted by: Josephistan at February 07, 2016 11:18 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: GI Joe at February 07, 2016 11:19 PM (sl+zA)
But we have transgender bathrooms now.
Posted by: San Francisco at February 07, 2016 11:20 PM (sl+zA)
Madeleine Albright looks like she came from that special place.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
And she should soon be going to that infernal place.
Support the Clinton Crime family, or else! What a corrupt old troll.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 07, 2016 11:20 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 11:21 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: iforgot at February 07, 2016 11:21 PM (YOxw1)
Look at the big brain on Jonah!
Posted by: Andy Reid at February 07, 2016 11:17 PM (7qAYi)
Retromingent has been one of my favorite word since I first encountered it in The Spike 30+ years ago. Sadly I've found far fewer opportunities to wield it since then than I expected. But 'retromingent cur' is still a favorite go-to gentlemanly insult of mine.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 07, 2016 11:22 PM (wqVD1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 11:22 PM (w4NZ8)
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I'll take that.
Posted by: iforgot at February 07, 2016 11:22 PM (YOxw1)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/selection-du-weekend-178-13.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2016 11:23 PM (+yaaR)
J'ai des bonbons pour vous manger
The party people scream, "Oui, oui, c'est vrai"
Cause I got a remote for my bidet
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 11:24 PM (UnJ7w)
'Lo, 'rons....
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 11:14 PM
Did you take the hike today and avoid the SB hoopla?
Posted by: Farmer at February 07, 2016 11:17 PM (o/90i)
Yup. Took the hiking GPS out for a shakedown cruise -- Stevens Creek Reservoir. It's an out-and-back over what turns out to be a 317-foot hill. 4.1 miles.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 07, 2016 11:24 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 11:14 PM
Her rant was really special. If you don't vote for a women there is a special place in Hell for you?
What a sexist c#nt!
I used to have a soft spot for her as she looked a lot like my maternal grandmother. Now she looks like a midget old hag, nothing like grandma, who was 10 times smarter than this old bitch.
Posted by: Farmer at February 07, 2016 11:24 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 07, 2016 11:26 PM (kdS6q)
He's a Leftist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_SepgAf4rE
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 07, 2016 11:26 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 07, 2016 11:26 PM (vmNjS)
Look at the big brain on Jonah!
Posted by: Andy Reid at February 07, 2016 11:17 PM (7qAYi)
Retromingent has been one of my favorite word since I first encountered it in The Spike 30+ years ago. Sadly I've found far fewer opportunities to wield it in the years since than I expected. But 'retromingent cur' is still a favorite go-to gentlemanly insult of mine.
Posted by: Maetenloch at February 07, 2016 11:22 PM (wqVD1)
Not, Jane you ignorant slut?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 11:26 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: huerfano at February 07, 2016 11:26 PM (NSb9d)
Just finished reading a relatively short book written by actor/comedian Brad Garrett about facing middle age, titled "When The Balls Drop."
He has some funny stories in there. One is about a fellow comedian who had a rep for being a real ladies' man (as well as a drunk).
Supposedly this fellow comedian went home with a groupie after the show, and said groupie didn't just want to get it on... she wanted to be tied to the bed first. So this guy ties her up, and then she says "hey I just remembered something I left in your car, could you be a sweetheart and go get it?"
So this guy leaves, stinking drunk, goes to his car and retrieves whatever it was. But... he realized it was a HUGE apartment complex, and he couldn't remember which apartment she was in. Oh, and it was about 2 am by this point.
So he just went ahead and went home, leaving her tied up. Garrett says he later found out she was reported missing a few days later; finally she was found in her apartment, still tied up. Oh boy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 11:27 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2016 11:28 PM (+yaaR)
I expect though she doesn't believe in hell anyway. It's just a place she' d like to send everybody who disagrees with her politically, But what would have been more accurate for her to say is that "If you don't vote a former Secretary of State now Running for President there's a special place in hell for you because you know she wouldn't be voting for Carly Fiorina if she got the nod.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 11:30 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 11:30 PM (ntObR)
My definition of "tasteful" may be somewhat different than yours. Don't hate.
Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 11:31 PM (e+1S5)
I wonder if she thinks girls go to medical school to meet boys.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2016 11:31 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: pj at February 07, 2016 11:32 PM (cHuNI)
I was laughing,,,, sadly... at a Ret. US General on Fox a couple of days ago, who was commenting on Russia in Syria...
They were... /shudder... bombing civilians. They didn't really care about collateral damage... and we were horrified about it...
And.... they were winning...
Go figure.... they fight to WIN.... and are... winning...
/facepalm
Posted by: Rubio Campaign Programmer at February 07, 2016 11:32 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 11:32 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 11:33 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 11:33 PM (e+1S5)
President Obama, Scott Kelly, Chewbacca Help Stephen Colbert Opens First Live Late Show Post-Super Bowl
Obama said he watched the game, and phoned the winning team. He admitted to betting on the Super Bowl which Colbert noted is illegal. Im president. Ill pardon myself, Obama snarked.
You dont even know who won the game, sir, chastized Colbert. Of course I do. It was the Denver Broncos, Obama responded. Asked how he pulled that off Obama replied, Stephen. Im the president. And, it turns out all the Super Bowl winners for the next 50 years are written on the back of the Declaration of Independence, he revealed. Along with the script for National Treasure 3.
http://tinyurl.com/z2qknj9
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 07, 2016 11:33 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Don Quixote at February 07, 2016 11:33 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 07, 2016 11:33 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 11:33 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 07, 2016 11:33 PM (vBeA5)
Godspeed.
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 11:34 PM (UnJ7w)
He's a Leftist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_SepgAf4rE
Posted by: The Political Hat
The few comments on YouTube are pretty ghastly.
And this is why when the Chattering new class calls people Nativists what they want to call them is facist/racists.
Pat Caddell was on Fox tonight, and I caught a few minutes of it. And he said what Americans really wanted was their sovereignty back.
Amen.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 07, 2016 11:34 PM (+1T7c)
Y'all how know how to navigate Ewe Toob might want to source that out and get it up as a link.
Rather interesting, and perhaps a bellwether of the weeks ahead.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2016 11:35 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 11:35 PM (voOPb)
I don't think Trump is a true conservative either, but wouldn't it be
nice to have a president who loves his country again, who loves the
American people? I thought about that as I watched the Super Bowl, a
celebration of masculinity, of strength and courage and controlled
mayhem, and most of all of America. I bet Baracky did not watch.
Posted by: pj at February 07, 2016 11:32 PM (cHuNI)
I've long entertained the notion that Trump might just be selling a product when it came to his political views (and whether or not he'll continue supporting that product after it's sold is another argument), but his love of America is evident and beyond any accusation of fakery. In short, we could do a lot worse, and we have - many times.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 07, 2016 11:36 PM (HalrA)
about collateral damage... and we were horrified about it... And.... they were winning..."
When militaries behave the way that the Russian military has been behaving in the Middle East, everyone in the region looks at them and mutters the words "strong horse" under their breath.
Arab Muslim culture does not value military restraint. Quite the contrary.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 07, 2016 11:37 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Puppy-Monkey-Baby Advertising Agency at February 07, 2016 11:37 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 11:38 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 11:33 PM (zt+N6)
Can't wait, Baby!
Posted by: Janet Napolitano at February 07, 2016 11:38 PM (Ix+HS)
said what Americans really wanted was their sovereignty back."
So-ver-eign-ty.
Your strange words confuse and frighten us!
Posted by: The Beltway Republican Establishment at February 07, 2016 11:38 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 07, 2016 11:41 PM (+yaaR)
Oh, and lotsa flames, ugly boils, pain...
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 11:41 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 07, 2016 11:32 PM (voOPb)
Apparently the rape and sexual harassment allegations didn't bother her either.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2016 11:41 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: pj at February 07, 2016 11:41 PM (cHuNI)
A hormonal change occurs and the male thinks only about mating and breeding. This is called the rut, similar to behavior of male elk, the male camel becomes much more aggressive at this time. The unique thing about the male camel anatomy is that his penis sheath points to the rear, not to the front, which allows him to be able to easily urinate onto his tail. During breeding the male camel's genitals point to the rear, but arch around to reach the female in a forward direction.
Female camels dig a guy that pees well onto his tail. And to top it off, he must have a double jointed dick.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 07, 2016 11:43 PM (gyKtp)
accusation of fakery. In short, we could do a lot worse, and we have -
many times.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party
Trump is not so much a conservative or a liberal....he's a pragmatist.
People ascribe all sorts of "liberal- democrat" views to him, based on a lot of statements in the past. That's the social ocean he has to swim in to make a buck....New York City.
He'll do whatever is practical and "what works". He knows in his bones that what BHO has been doing is a vast failure theater, regardless of what the Media apologizes and lies about.
I think he would do a lot of good, maybe, but he is a wild card. He would also do stuff that most of us might be appalled by, in the name of "pragmatism" and "what works". Because I don't think he has any lasting permanent values, only pragmatic deal making.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative...now older and senile at February 07, 2016 11:43 PM (+1T7c)
And re: "retro-minge", I'm looking that one up.
Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2016 11:43 PM (mxCgt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 11:44 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2016 11:41 PM (+lVUW)
Madeleine Albright's a guy so, . . .
Posted by: Married Guy at 3 a.m. In State Farm Commercial at February 07, 2016 11:44 PM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 11:44 PM (OC+TJ)
Was that the interview about Cruz's ground game of about 200,00 nation wide volunteers?
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 11:44 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 11:45 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Sixkiller at February 07, 2016 11:45 PM (szEUw)
said what Americans really wanted was their sovereignty back."
That's been sold for a mess of pottage.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 11:47 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 07, 2016 11:47 PM (ntObR)
Didn't Clinton also have a televised/photo op cabinet meeting in which he swore to them he did nothing wrong?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2016 11:48 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 07, 2016 11:48 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 07, 2016 11:48 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 07, 2016 11:49 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 11:49 PM (FkBIv)
Um... I just got here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 07, 2016 11:49 PM (YJmuy)
***
Some guys just can't take a hint....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 07, 2016 11:51 PM (lutOX)
I wonder if she thinks girls go to medical school to meet boys.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 07, 2016 11:31 PM
This blows my mind. My best volunteer for the last 27 yrs at my job at a historical society just told me she is voting for Bernie! She's a retired teacher, go figure.
I later brought the convo around to that and after she admitted she didn't know anything about the issues.
I may have got her off Bernie when I drilled down on issues. Her Rep dad would be spinning in his grave.
At least an 87 yo woman hates Hillary, I was glad for that.
Posted by: Farmer at February 07, 2016 11:51 PM (o/90i)
I like him to because He sounds a little like my English BIL;
Some of it a little off color, which should be a problem with the horde. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 11:51 PM (w4NZ8)
It was a direct interview with Trump, speaking on his relations with Cruz, vis a vie last night's debate.
Trump unplugged, as it were.
I think Trumps statements merit inclusion into the political calculus in the next couple o' days.
And in Ace's or his COBs commentariat. There's some meaning in that interview, but I'm not the analyst to divine it's deeper meanings.
Bet one could find it on ABC Ch. 13's Houston website by now. It was on the news not even 30 min. ago as of 10:53 CST.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 07, 2016 11:51 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 07, 2016 11:49 PM (FkBIv)
In other words, on Tuesday a lot of people with Vermont driver's licenses will be saying they plan to move to New Hampshire.
Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 11:52 PM (zt+N6)
I thought that was means testing. She no hit you, it a means you a gonna get some.
Posted by: derit at February 07, 2016 11:52 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: buzzion at February 07, 2016 11:33 PM (zt+N6)
Can't wait, Baby!
Posted by: Janet Napolitano at February 07, 2016 11:38 PM (Ix+HS)
Try that on Hillary and you could wear your fingers to a nub on those sandpapery pebbles.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 07, 2016 11:53 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 07, 2016 11:54 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 11:56 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 07, 2016 11:56 PM (lutOX)
Posted by: DC in River City at February 07, 2016 11:56 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 11:56 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2016 11:57 PM (uZNvH)
It would be very welcome.
I don't think Trump is a conservative.
Neither are about 65-80% of the American people, sadly.
Posted by: navybrat at February 07, 2016 11:57 PM (8QGte)
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 07, 2016 11:58 PM (mxCgt)
And that Gloria Steinem? She seems to finally have admitted that young women are idiots who operate strictly on their hormones. Doesn't sound all that liberated to me.
Leftist women live in the strangest bubbles.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 07, 2016 11:59 PM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 12:00 AM (+yaaR)
Posted by: Cam Newton at February 08, 2016 12:01 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 12:00 AM (+yaaR)
Well, if she had launched it at the head of a ballistic missile, I might have some respect for her.
The way it is, not so much.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2016 12:01 AM (+YMhA)
Grow up and act like you've lost a game or two before. Deal with it like a man, not a baby.
Or, find how much you will be belittled by those who expect better.
Try my job, at $12 / hr, doing your own clean up. Then come kiss my ass, Cammie baby.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 08, 2016 12:03 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 08, 2016 12:04 AM (bS6uW)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2016 12:05 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Richard Simmons at February 08, 2016 12:05 AM (ODxAs)
Peyton had a couple of SB losses, one very ugly, and showed class.
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 08, 2016 12:05 AM (UnJ7w)
I'd best be off to bed so I can be constructive tomorrow.
Tho I think the fridge beckons. What is going on there?
Posted by: Farmer at February 08, 2016 12:06 AM (o/90i)
thing, in a loop, again and again, getting so very close to the brass
ring and finding it just beyond her reach.
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This is the last go-round for Hillary, but I would love it if she could live to see Princess Chelsea Lastgasp go down in flames, too.
Posted by: iforgot at February 08, 2016 12:06 AM (YOxw1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2016 12:07 AM (NGd+i)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 08, 2016 12:08 AM (oQQwD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2016 12:08 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: speedster1 at February 08, 2016 12:08 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 08, 2016 12:09 AM (RrDm2)
New England lawyers mobilize to ensure fair vote..
New Hampshire, the Sue Me State.
Pentagon orders commanders to prioritize 'climate change' in all military actions..
Let's throw lawyers at the enemy; they're recyclable.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2016 12:09 AM (gyKtp)
But I'm stiff and sore from being seated on the floor for hours.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 12:09 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 08, 2016 12:11 AM (T28kj)
Yeah, I meant when she's in Hell, as her punishment....But watching Chelsea go down in flames when she decides to grace NY with her being their Senator before ol' Hills she passes away would be good, too. Chelsea seems about as charmless and gaffetastic as Caroline Kennedy.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2016 12:11 AM (NOIQH)
[ ... ]
The Clintons are swamp creatures, taking what they need and leaving in their retromingent wake the stench of corruption.
-- Jonah Goldberg
I don't see how Jonah Goldberg thinks that his description of the Clintons would mean that any socialist/commie would see them as a problem. His description of the Clintons portray them as the best sort of party-members.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 12:11 AM (zc3Db)
You're welcome, Maybe Amy Schumer could steak that too? ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2016 12:12 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: GnuBreed
Let them ride the bombs down Slim Pickens style.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 08, 2016 12:12 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2016 12:12 AM (NOIQH)
What sort of a floor do you plan to put down now that you've pulled the old one up?
Posted by: Steck at February 08, 2016 12:12 AM (ht/89)
Posted by: speedster1 at February 08, 2016 12:12 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 12:12 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 08, 2016 12:15 AM (YJmuy)
If the people interviewing Newton were any worse, I wouldn't blame him for rolling his eyes and leaving. Those live sports interviews have got to be the worst "reporting" on the air.
Posted by: iforgot at February 08, 2016 12:15 AM (YOxw1)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/696476990971514881
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/696477170571603968
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/696477358346391552
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/696477596146647040
Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2016 12:17 AM (yZnGH)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2016 12:17 AM (NOIQH)
But I was happy for Peyton Manning. Go out on a winner.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 08, 2016 12:18 AM (dvuhZ)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/696477806813954053
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/696477969087389696
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/696478114143145984
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/696478247366881280
Posted by: kbdabear at February 08, 2016 12:19 AM (yZnGH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 12:19 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 08, 2016 12:19 AM (kpqmD)
No, really.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 08, 2016 12:19 AM (NGd+i)
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Oh, heh, that would be a good one.
Posted by: iforgot at February 08, 2016 12:20 AM (YOxw1)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h97p5nv
Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2016 12:17 AM (NOIQH)
ROFLMAO! That cover pic on the video is friggin hysterical! What a bunch of losers.
I just looked again (as I was still laughing) and realized that that doll with the blonde hair was also a "ken". At first glance I had assumed it was an ugly Barbie.
There are some real sickos over at mattel.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 12:22 AM (zc3Db)
I always found ripping it out to the rafters and starting with a new subfloor was easier.
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2016 12:22 AM (cXiMR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNz_t-wE5VQ
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 12:19 AM (Z8fuk)
In the end, we are all disposable.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 08, 2016 12:22 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Steck at February 08, 2016 12:12 AM (ht/89)
Some sort of click-together laminate or maybe solid-vinyl planks. It's got to be water resistant, because, kitchen. I will scout around the flooring outlets, and see if I can score something being discounted because it's end of line or something.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 12:23 AM (Z8fuk)
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Oh, heh, that would be a good one.
Posted by: iforgot at February 08, 2016 12:20 AM (YOxw1)
***
Why this is hell, nor am I out of it.
& etc.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 12:24 AM (lutOX)
But I'm stiff and sore from being seated on the floor for hours.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 12:09 AM (Z8fuk)
Well, dammit. I was going to whine like a little bitch because I went into the office and put in an eight hour day today, but geez. Take some ibuprofen and Xylazine and go to bed.
Posted by: Gem at February 08, 2016 12:27 AM (c+gwp)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 08, 2016 12:28 AM (1xUj/)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/h97p5nv
Posted by: Lizzy at February 08, 2016 12:17 AM (NOIQH)
Oh, NOES! The new Kens look like all the hipster-douche-bags on the Brooklyn-bound N train.
Why are the SJW's destroying childhood, too?
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at February 08, 2016 12:30 AM (oQQwD)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 08, 2016 12:28 AM (1xUj/)
Then choose death. Everybody has it coming.
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at February 08, 2016 12:31 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2016 12:22 AM (cXiMR)
Except this is in a mobile home that comprises the middle third of the house. The wall framing sits on top of the subfloor. Fortunately, there's only one soft spot in the subfloor, and that area is going to get cupboards/countertop over it, so an inset patch panel will work fine; nobody will ever walk on it.
I wanted to shit-can the trailer entirely, and simply pour a slab, and develop the space as normal framed rooms. Already slabs on each side with large cement-block rooms. But city wouldn't go for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 12:31 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 08, 2016 12:31 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Blacksheep at February 08, 2016 12:33 AM (bS6uW)
Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2016 12:34 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Gem at February 08, 2016 12:27 AM (c+gwp)
Already popped two ibuprofen with a glass of milk. Not familiar with xylazine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 12:34 AM (Z8fuk)
*questions all life choices*
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 08, 2016 12:28 AM (1xUj/)
***
In those moments of clarity that allow me to examine my life, I am always reminded of the explanation invoked to show massive Red infiltration of our government, back in the good old days:
The laws of probability would suggest at least half the time, the decision would be to our benefit, if only accidentally.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 12:34 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: saltmarsh at February 08, 2016 12:35 AM (DoHW0)
Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2016 12:36 AM (o+SC1)
Which would you consider the more disgusting news item?
#1
NARAL objects to hilarious Doritos Super Bowl ad because it "humanizes" the fetus?
I know, you'd think, what could possibly compete with that for disgusting?
Well, you'd have to cross two disgusting things in one:
#2
Yoko Ono: I Had An Affair With Hillary Clinton In The '70s
NARAL-Doritos: The Other McCain
http://bit.ly/1QPOeSC
Yoko-Hill: Blazing Cat Fur
http://bit.ly/20DZdGK
At least BlazingCatFur offers a palliative pic - of neither.
Posted by: mindful webworker - ack ptui at February 08, 2016 12:36 AM (ACs58)
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I thought this was a joke at first. If I was a little girl who was stuck with a fat, bald boy-doll and a big-butt Barbie, I'd just make them abuse each other all day long.
Posted by: iforgot at February 08, 2016 12:37 AM (YOxw1)
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2016 12:37 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2016 12:22 AM (cXiMR)
Except this is in a mobile home that comprises the middle third of the house. The wall framing sits on top of the subfloor. Fortunately, there's only one soft spot in the subfloor, and that area is going to get cupboards/countertop over it, so an inset patch panel will work fine; nobody will ever walk on it.
I wanted to shit-can the trailer entirely, and simply pour a slab, and develop the space as normal framed rooms. Already slabs on each side with large cement-block rooms. But city wouldn't go for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 12:31 AM (Z8fuk)
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Reminds me of the conversation I had with the then-future-ex wife about a house we bought and were remodeling/rebuilding. Place was a dump....
I got bids and proposals from three contractors - none were very encouraging.
She asked if we had any other options.
"There's always arson," I told her.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 12:37 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: JEM at February 08, 2016 12:37 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2016 12:22 AM (cXiMR)
A doctor told me this recently. Something about teaching... was it brain synopsis, pain messages or something? But then she said she likes Aleve better because of the longer (12 hour) delivery system. Less waning and catch-up then a 4-6 hour regimen. Makes sense, I guess, but I haven't tested it yet.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at February 08, 2016 12:38 AM (GzDYP)
If the people interviewing Newton were any worse, I wouldn't blame him for rolling his eyes and leaving. Those live sports interviews have got to be the worst "reporting" on the air.
Posted by: iforgot at February 08, 2016 12:15 AM (YOxw1)
Don't you be doin' no trash talkin' 'bout my little Tracy Wolfson. She's my dream girl. Much better than those younger blonde bimbos on every other network. A total doll.
Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 12:38 AM (3eoPa)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 08, 2016 12:39 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: saltmarsh at February 08, 2016 12:35 AM (DoHW0)
I have tried using heat guns for this sort of thing before. Problem is, it's slow. Takes quite a while for the heat to penetrate the thickness of the lino, and go to work on the glue.
The recip saw with scraper blade in it really works awesome. I don't mind if I don't get every scrap of backing paper off the subfloor. That's what the resilient underlayment used with laminate floors is for.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 12:40 AM (Z8fuk)
I used one here after Ike, then went under the house and screwed-glued-in 1"x8"s all along the underside of the cut, so the new subfloor would have solid material to land on.
Of course, I cross-braced all those with additional joists, sistered onto the existing, or perpendicular to them with galvanized joist hangers.
Oh, and I doubled the thickness of the subfloors, too, but that'd be unnecessarily complex to describe here.
Point is, don't sweat the plate-over-subfloor issue, in the future. It's rather easily dealt with.
And enjoy your painkillers. After rebuilding this whole house after Hurricane Ike, and subsequent OJT injury last year, I'm right there with you in the aches n' pains department.
Pro-Tip = Heating Pad.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2016 12:41 AM (McRlu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Or, is that a box of hammers?
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 12:41 AM (OUpHg)
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Hillary Clinton wasn't even Hillary Clinton in the 70s. She worked in Washington D.C. for a few years, then got married in 1975 and headed for Arkansas.
Yoko must be confusing Hillary with some rock band she wanted to ruin.
Posted by: iforgot at February 08, 2016 12:45 AM (YOxw1)
***
Expecting a bomb to go off in the crawlspace?
Jeez! That's impressive.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 12:45 AM (lutOX)
(I obviously didn't even open the thread)
I'm assuming somebody "important" like Hillary! was on...
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 12:47 AM (OUpHg)
Tracy Wolfson. She's my dream girl. Much better than those younger
blonde bimbos on every other network. A total doll.
Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 12:38 AM (3eoPa)
----------------------------THAT was it, "Tracy." He kept calling her Tracy.
So, Blano, were you thrilled to see her? Were you thinking of Peyton Manning's years of preparation for this night? Is that what was going through your head? Could you say that this was a highlight of your football-watching career? I'd like to get an exclusive of you saying "Yes."
Posted by: iforgot at February 08, 2016 12:48 AM (YOxw1)
And enjoy your painkillers. After rebuilding this whole house after Hurricane Ike, and subsequent OJT injury last year, I'm right there with you in the aches n' pains department.
Pro-Tip = Heating Pad.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2016 12:41 AM (McRlu)
Thanks for the tips, Jim. I really see no need to replace any of the subfloor, aside from about 3 square feet where the old kitchen sink was, and which will be under a cabinet in my new layout, and therefore not really load-bearing. And a couple of holes where the old trailer bathroom was. Nothing I can't fix soundly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 12:49 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 08, 2016 12:50 AM (YJmuy)
mindful has managed to cross the streams in the ONT. Just as an important safety reminder:
Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Venkman: Why?
Spengler: It would be bad.
Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal!
Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2016 12:50 AM (gyKtp)
Is NARAL opposed to prenatal care?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 08, 2016 12:52 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: GnuBreed
Hirraly and I clossed streams many time.
AYEYEYEYEYEYE!!!
Posted by: Yoko OH NO at February 08, 2016 12:52 AM (zmW4B)
Down here, one mile from the Gulf of Mexico, we call those bombs "hurricanes", and find it wise to build in as near-bombproof manner as possible.
My front and back door frames are set into the house framing by eight screws per side, each screw being 1/4"x6", and set into a series of four 2"x4"s, set together on each side of the door opening, and 2"x12" lentils atop the framing posts. There are three of those screws in the header.
Plus, my strike plates and door hardware are both backed up by stainless and brass anti-theft plates, respectively, which also strengthen the door system to a rating of 200 mph direct winds.
My windows are rated against direct hits from a 2"x4" at 80 mph.
From Hurricane Ike this house suffered ZERO wind damage. Only rising water got 3" into the house, and the floor is 4'9" above ground level, which itself is 5 ft above sea level.
Not much I could do about the water, but the wind effects can be mitigated.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2016 12:53 AM (McRlu)
Posted by: iforgot at February 08, 2016 12:48 AM (YOxw1)
Always happy to see her, though tonight she didn't sound like the brightest bulb in the box at times. That's ok.
Like Miss South Carolina and Andrea Tantaros, she gets a pass.
Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 12:55 AM (3eoPa)
Posted by: buzzion
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Um, OK, I guess. ?
I don't really ride that bike, but I'll try almost anything once...
Just warm your hands first.
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 12:56 AM (OUpHg)
Not much I could do about the water, but the wind effects can be mitigated.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2016 12:53 AM (McRlu)
Sounds like the sort of joinery one would expect in a wooden ship.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 12:56 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2016 12:58 AM (uZNvH)
And coming from you, the King of all things Studebaker, (which as you know, started with wooden, horse-drawn wagons).... is high praise, indeed.
An honored hoisting of the bourbon in your direction, sir!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2016 12:59 AM (McRlu)
Posted by: eleven at February 08, 2016 12:59 AM (qUNWi)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2016 12:59 AM (McRlu)
Thank you, Jim. You are too kind. And now I must hit the sack. Ibuprofen is starting to work, so a long sleep is called for.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 08, 2016 01:00 AM (Z8fuk)
His morals (for the time) left something to be desired also.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at February 08, 2016 01:01 AM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2016 01:01 AM (uZNvH)
And coming from you, the King of all things Studebaker, (which as you know, started with wooden, horse-drawn wagons).... is high praise, indeed.
An honored hoisting of the bourbon in your direction, sir!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2016 12:59 AM (McRlu)
***
The house I grew up in was the old family farmhouse. Built from fieldstone - walls were probably at least two or three feet thick. Full basement, lined in brick, of all things.
Tin roof.
Built to take the abuse of mountain winters.
Overbuilt is generally the way to go for things that don't move or aren't meant to.
I hoist a stone fence - hard cider and bourbon, 50/50 - to you, sir.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 01:03 AM (lutOX)
Cop motor. A 440 cubic inch plant. Made before catalytic converters, so it can run good on any kind of gas.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 08, 2016 01:03 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 01:05 AM (+yaaR)
Poor things got bad rocker rust, but the owner has hopes for it. But then again, he might just give up on the project and want to adopt it out?
Not to mention the mid '50s Packard wagon in his driveway.
Cars like that deserve better than rusting in obscurity.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2016 01:05 AM (McRlu)
Cop motor. A 440 cubic inch plant. Made before catalytic converters, so it can run good on any kind of gas.
Posted by: torquewrench at February 08, 2016 01:03 AM (noWW6)
***
"The last of the V8 Intercerptors...."
Shiny and chrome....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 01:05 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 01:06 AM (3eoPa)
Acknowledged, and thanks! Cheers!
BTW. This is a single-story, 1,400 sq.ft. house, built just before Ike in 2008.
The pilings which support it, are sunk thirty-six feet into the ground. Neighboring two-story houses sit on pilings forty feet deep.
They're serious about the windstorm code, 'round these parts.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2016 01:08 AM (McRlu)
Interior looked like someone threw a grenade inside to flush out a colony of feral cats..... windows were decorative.
What was, i thought, the cheapest car I'd ever own turned out to be the most expensive.
Even in its clapped-out condition, the fucking thing would just get up and move on the freeway. I'd be at 95 and not even feel it, or have any clear idea how I got up to that speed.
Spent more in fines and speeding tickets in the first year of owning it than I paid for the car.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 01:09 AM (lutOX)
Like Miss South Carolina and Andrea Tantaros, she gets a pass.
Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 12:55 AM (3eoPa)
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This is where I smile at the unaccountable differences in people's tastes and wish you well.
Posted by: iforgot at February 08, 2016 01:09 AM (YOxw1)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2016 01:12 AM (EzgxV)
Would it be completely unethical to change a few words and use it when responding to an email from someone one does not like? Because it's perfect.
Absolutely, effing perfect.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at February 08, 2016 01:12 AM (osB7c)
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2016 12:22 AM (cXiMR)
A doctor told me this recently. Something about teaching... was it brain synopsis, pain messages or something? But then she said she likes Aleve better because of the longer (12 hour) delivery system. Less waning and catch-up then a 4-6 hour regimen. Makes sense, I guess, but I haven't tested it yet.
Posted by: OldDominionMom
A doctor told you ... I started doing because older NCOs told me about it.
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2016 01:13 AM (cXiMR)
You can shut the gate on this one, Max. It's the duck's guts!
By the way, I swear I saw an ordinary modern family sedan tooling around the SF Bay Area wearing the yellow and red paint scheme from the "Pursuit Specials". With the Main Force Patrol logo.
Quadruple take. Did I just see what I thought I just saw?
Posted by: torquewrench at February 08, 2016 01:14 AM (noWW6)
Like Miss South Carolina and Andrea Tantaros, she gets a pass.
Posted by: Blano at February 08, 2016 12:55 AM (3eoPa)
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This is where I smile at the unaccountable differences in people's tastes and wish you well.
Posted by: iforgot at February 08, 2016 01:09 AM (YOxw1)
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De gustibus non disputantum est.... but Andrea gets a pass and anything else she might want from me.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 01:14 AM (lutOX)
You can shut the gate on this one, Max. It's the duck's guts!
By the way, I swear I saw an ordinary modern family sedan tooling around the SF Bay Area wearing the yellow and red paint scheme from the "Pursuit Specials". With the Main Force Patrol logo.
Quadruple take. Did I just see what I thought I just saw?
Posted by: torquewrench at February 08, 2016 01:14 AM (noWW6)
***
Coolest
Dad
Ever
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 01:15 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: eman at February 08, 2016 01:16 AM (MQEz6)
Ain't nothing like the real thing, Bernie. Ain't nothing like the real thing.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 08, 2016 01:17 AM (ML24Y)
Posted by: cthulhu
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Thanks. And, thanks again. That is good stuff. Molido is up next for a trial run. Maybe some chicken?.
For someone who never was a really big fan of regular ole chilli powder, that pasilla is good stuff.
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 01:18 AM (OUpHg)
Coolest
Dad
Ever
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants
Honestly, how many kids get to grow up in a secret lair inside a hallowed out volcano? Throw me a fricken bone here.
Posted by: Dr. Evil at February 08, 2016 01:18 AM (zmW4B)
Mad Max - order breaks down, but people endeavor to persever.
The Road Warrior - the days of warlordism
Beyond Thunderdome - all the nastiness of the long, hard slog back to reconstruction
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 01:19 AM (lutOX)
Coolest
Dad
Ever
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants
Honestly, how many kids get to grow up in a secret lair inside a hallowed out volcano? Throw me a fricken bone here.
Posted by: Dr. Evil at February 08, 2016 01:18 AM (zmW4B)
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In terms of evil geniuses, Dr. Heinz Doofenschmirtz surely ranks as the best dad in the bunch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDtzUymj3Ic
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 01:22 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: Bernie the dinosaur at February 08, 2016 01:22 AM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Madeline Notbright at February 08, 2016 01:22 AM (ML24Y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 08, 2016 01:05 AM (+yaaR)
The ken dolls do.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 01:24 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Gloria Pigstynem at February 08, 2016 01:24 AM (ML24Y)
Posted by: Andrew McCarthy at February 08, 2016 01:28 AM (zmW4B)
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 08, 2016 01:29 AM (McRlu)
Been having weird dreams lately. On today's nap, I had the following dream-conversation with a colleague:
She: "Sometimes it feel like we sold our souls to Satan or something."
Me: "What do you mean?"
"She: "We sacrifice those we love - time with them - to Madame."
('Madame' is our ironic, never-to-her-face, nickname for our employer.)
Me: "you're being dramatic."
She: "Okay, then we're like Luciferians."
Me: "No, we're not. They have a better benefits package."
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 01:30 AM (lutOX)
one enterprising yoot wants to add viagra to plants to see if they grow taller.
gotta turn that one down. :/
Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2016 01:32 AM (uZNvH)
one enterprising yoot wants to add viagra to plants to see if they grow taller.
gotta turn that one down. :/
Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2016 01:32 AM (uZNvH)
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Kids.......gotta love it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 01:34 AM (lutOX)
one enterprising yoot wants to add viagra to plants to see if they grow taller.
gotta turn that one down. :/
Posted by: chemjeff
The control group would be fun.
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2016 01:34 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2016 01:35 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: speedster1 at February 08, 2016 01:35 AM (vUcdz)
gotta turn that one down. :/
Killjoy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 08, 2016 01:36 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: speedster1 at February 08, 2016 01:36 AM (vUcdz)
one enterprising yoot wants to add viagra to plants to see if they grow taller.
gotta turn that one down. :/
Posted by: chemjeff
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Heh.
He should get extra credit just for being creative, though.
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 01:37 AM (OUpHg)
Posted by: chemjeff
Can't you get it off the internet from some Canadian pharmacies?
Posted by: Bernie the dinosaur at February 08, 2016 01:37 AM (FkBIv)
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I
thought this was a joke at first. If I was a little girl who was stuck
with a fat, bald boy-doll and a big-butt Barbie, I'd just make them
abuse each other all day long.
Posted by: iforgot at February 08, 2016 12:37 AM (YOxw1)
This is a SJW stupidity that will end unprofitably for Mattel. No little girl will want those ugly dolls and they will flame out like new coke and McDonald's apple slices in Happy Meals.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 08, 2016 01:37 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2016 01:38 AM (cXiMR)
197 Chi -- @110. Glad you're having fun.
Posted by: cthulhu
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Thanks. And, thanks again. That is good stuff. Molido is up next for a trial run. Maybe some chicken?.
For someone who never was a really big fan of regular ole chilli powder, that pasilla is good stuff.
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 01:18 AM (OUpHg)
Molido is an adjective, "ground", not a type of chili. The stuff I sent (IIRC), sorted by bite, would probably be pasilla, california, new mexico, hot new mexico, cayenne, chipotle. Pasilla is a "gateway chili" into mixing your own blends....because it opens doors that generic "chili powder" ignores.
Remember also that each type "blooms" differently in vinegar, alcohol, EVOO, meat fat, and water. You can mix pasilla in EVOO and paint onto a pork chop, and dust a pork chop in pasilla, and grill them both -- and have subtly different flavors (both likely to be delicious). You can marinade in one chili blend, grill with another, and use a third for a sauce.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2016 01:38 AM (EzgxV)
I'm lucky it didn't kill me. But I learned a lot.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 01:38 AM (lutOX)
I christen my male employers/ co-workers who I dislike with the title Princess. As in "Princess Ted." "Princess Mark." "Princess Scott."
/it feels good to call them that behind their back. As one might expect.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at February 08, 2016 01:39 AM (osB7c)
Posted by: Bernie the dinosaur at February 08, 2016 01:37 AM (FkBIv)
yes, but illegal
Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2016 01:39 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 08, 2016 01:39 AM (FkBIv)
Having finished my nightcap tasty,
and perused the post and thread,
I'm starting to feel kinda wastey,
so, I'll trundle off to my bed.
See what's left of y'all in the a.m.
Good night, Grackles!
Posted by: mindful webworker - lights out, kids at February 08, 2016 01:41 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2016 01:41 AM (cXiMR)
I christen my male employers/ co-workers who I dislike with the title Princess. As in "Princess Ted." "Princess Mark." "Princess Scott."
/it feels good to call them that behind their back. As one might expect.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at February 08, 2016 01:39 AM (osB7c)
***
Our use originates from "Sunset Boulevard"
The boss, like Norma Desmond, lives in the past, in the days when she was the bee's knees. And, like Norma, she's out of her effing mind and doesn't know it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 01:43 AM (lutOX)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2016 01:43 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2016 01:43 AM (uZNvH)
Teacher said she couldn't possibly let me poke myself for the blood samples.
So she dutifully pulled a pin out of her purse, then proceeded to poke herself in the finger, and bleed all over my slides, right there in the classroom.
Can you imagine a teacher doing that in this day and age?
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 01:44 AM (OUpHg)
Posted by: angela urkel at February 08, 2016 01:45 AM (ML24Y)
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 01:44 AM (OUpHg)
yeah, that's a no-no now
Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2016 01:45 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2016 01:46 AM (cXiMR)
actually, more girls than guys
Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2016 01:43 AM (uZNvH)
***
I'm seeing that with my girls.
#1 Daughter took the district prize for mathematics, and has - my hand to God - an 'algebra team' t-shirt she wears with great pride.
Kid's 12 and will just bore you to death with talk of differential calculus....
Sharp as a box of razors, that one.... Definite STEM in her future.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 01:47 AM (lutOX)
A study of viagra's vasodilation in a cream could be fun; some blend with DMSO and a saline gel.
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2016 01:46 AM (cXiMR)
Hey! Let's make it a snack spread! We'll be rich!
Posted by: BignJames at February 08, 2016 01:48 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2016 01:46 AM (cXiMR)
***
Blend it with astroglide or KY, and you'd have reports of fapping-related deaths in a week.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at February 08, 2016 01:49 AM (lutOX)
7th grade (which made me what, 12?), my science project was whether or not aspirin was an anticoagulant.
Teacher said she couldn't possibly let me poke myself for the blood samples.
So she dutifully pulled a pin out of her purse, then proceeded to
poke herself in the finger, and bleed all over my slides, right there in
the classroom.
Can you imagine a teacher doing that in this day and age?
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 01:44 AM (OUpHg)
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7th grade (which made me what, 12?), my science project was whether or not aspirin was an anticoagulant.
Teacher said she couldn't possibly let me poke myself for the blood samples.
So she dutifully pulled a pin out of her purse, then proceeded to
poke herself in the finger, and bleed all over my slides, right there in
the classroom.
Can you imagine a teacher doing that in this day and age?
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 01:44 AM (OUpHg)
How long were you totally in love with her?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2016 01:50 AM (EzgxV)
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You jest, but right now curling is on TV.
Something called the US Grand Prix.
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 01:51 AM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at February 08, 2016 01:51 AM (FkBIv)
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A study of viagra's vasodilation in a cream could be fun; some blend with DMSO and a saline gel.
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2016 01:46 AM (cXiMR)
Hey! Let's make it a snack spread! We'll be rich!
Posted by: BignJames at February 08, 2016 01:48 AM (HtUkt)
Floor wax!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2016 01:52 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: angela urkel at February 08, 2016 01:52 AM (ML24Y)
How long were you totally in love with her?
Posted by: cthulhu
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Probably that whole year, and half of the next.
Which is odd, because she was a slightly less attractive version of Julia Childs. Without the accent.
But she doted on me, and was sweeter than a Snickers bar.
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 01:54 AM (OUpHg)
Mazel tov! I'm sure I don't have to tell you to encourage that; my two are in STEM grad programs (one physics, the other chem).
They get that from their Mom
Posted by: speedster1 at February 08, 2016 01:54 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2016 01:54 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 08, 2016 01:37 AM (NPofj)
Ah, but 50 years from now, if they're still in the original undamaged box, they'll be worth a fortune, just like GI Joe Nurse is worth serious coin now. What self-respecting boy back then wanted a G.I. Joe Nurse action figure? (Hell, I didn't know back then what kind of action a nurse could give anyway!) I know I didn't, but I had the real G.I. Joe action figure, with lots of accessories. I played with it to dismemberment.
So invest in the great grandkiddies college fund. Buy the frickin' dolls. Just don't let anyone play with them -- or use them for target practice.
Posted by: RickZ at February 08, 2016 01:56 AM (Ix+HS)
How long were you totally in love with her?
Posted by: cthulhu
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Probably that whole year, and half of the next.
Which is odd, because she was a slightly less attractive version of Julia Childs. Without the accent.
But she doted on me, and was sweeter than a Snickers bar.
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 01:54 AM (OUpHg)
....and would literally give the blood from her veins to your projects.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2016 01:58 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at February 08, 2016 01:39 AM (osB7c)
Good thing you call them 'princess' behind their backs. One might sue you because he's really a queen.
Posted by: RickZ at February 08, 2016 01:58 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 08, 2016 02:09 AM (FtrY1)
Posted by: Weather Women at February 08, 2016 02:15 AM (ML24Y)
Posted by: Rubbie-0 the robot at February 08, 2016 02:17 AM (ML24Y)
A couple things:
Banzai, a) Hi! b) those apple slices were a favorite of mine. Always good, crispy & flavorful. Never d I asappointed. Did they stop offering them in lieu of fries? (I wouldn't know) that would be sad.
Rick, I never had a GI Joe doll, but did have a Mr. Hugo. A puppet type ventriloquist type thing that you put various moustaches, eyebrows, etc on. Very strange toy for a kid.
And my all-time favorite was Evel Knievel on the stunt bike. After I killed 2 or 3, Mom refused to buy me any more, so I played Oscar Madison, and Frankensteined them together with super glue to make my own six million dollar stuntman. I still sent him racing under passing cars and sometimes caught him on fire before a jump...
Cooth,
A few weeks back, I tried making my my own smoked salt, but it was just too damp & nasty out to keep a fire lit.
I'm going to try again with a tray of salt and a tray of paprika - maybe even tomorrow if it isn't too cold & windy.
I have to come up with something different for Mom's b-day on Wednesday...
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 02:18 AM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 08, 2016 02:20 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: zombie at February 08, 2016 02:23 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: zombie at February 08, 2016 02:24 AM (jBuUi)
o.k.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 08, 2016 02:25 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 08, 2016 02:28 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: zombie
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I don't know about that, but I can tell you that The Puppy Bowl was a real blowout. Team Ruff ran circles around Team Fluff. Talk about a dog & pony show...
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 02:41 AM (OUpHg)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 08, 2016 02:44 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 02:41 AM (OUpHg)
Tijuana's westsouthwest of you.
Posted by: RickZ at February 08, 2016 02:45 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 08, 2016 02:53 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 08, 2016 02:57 AM (j63nU)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 08, 2016 03:00 AM (WVsWD)
Anyone able to come up with a stronger term than 'scold'? Ir's not quite doing the job.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 08, 2016 03:18 AM (3Mimg)
... but i'm delighted cam newton lost. i'm glad i don't have to see him prancing around that he's the greatest thing since sliced bread, the braggart brought low.
his loss (and not just denver's win), is the best thing that could have happened for the game and the fans. it shows the game is bigger than him, and that the game is tough. it's difficult to win as 30 teams can attest.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 08, 2016 03:23 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at February 08, 2016 03:18 AM (3M___)
"Retarded fuckwads"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 03:24 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: triumph at February 08, 2016 03:24 AM (CNTr/)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 03:26 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 08, 2016 03:32 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Adriane the Chronology Critic ... at February 08, 2016 03:41 AM (AoK0a)
i'm saying it's a tough game and it's bigger than any one player.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at February 08, 2016 03:42 AM (WTSFk)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 12:22 AM (zc3Db)
Bulldyke Barbie, I had the same thought and I'm surprised we're not already there yet.
What makes these times so interesting is that for the first time in history, billion dollar businesses controlled by leftards think they can alter reality by foisting retarded crap on the proletariat. This of course includes movies, commercials, halftime shows and "news" in addition to dolls.
But we still have freedom with regards to consumption. That's where the drama and suspense come in. Will the proles keep consuming, or will they put these people out of business?
Posted by: angela urkel at February 08, 2016 03:43 AM (ML24Y)
Maybe his team lost because it was not as good as the they played against AND "whitey" really was not as scared of him as he thought?
End rant.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 08, 2016 03:44 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
When was the last great song, period? Not just vaguely catchy but irritating, like anything by Katy Perry. Something great like Wish You Were Here or Summer Breeze.
Our culture is in decline. We've produced nothing but crap fir the past few decades.
Posted by: angela urkel at February 08, 2016 03:56 AM (ML24Y)
Posted by: angela urkel at February 08, 2016 03:43 AM (ML24Y)
These companies make so much money that they can afford to destroy things like Barbie dolls. There will still be a decent number of purchases of these demented dolls by idiot parents (only to be thrown out by the kids, which probably excites Mattel to no end) and the company makes enough money in other areas to suffer some losses on this and have management still retain control (especially thanks to anti-business corporate law and poison pills and golden shower parachutes - just in case).
This sort of awful management can go on for a very long time, just as the abuse of the Fed can continue on much longer. Basically, you could put a five year old in charge of GE and the company would still be making decent money for a few years, all on its own inertia and lower management ... and then idiots would point to that to cheer about how great a manager the five year old is.
This stuff will only stop when society finally puts its foot down. That would be either when we get our needed national divorce or when the bulk of the population really loses patience with the left and forces them all back under the rocks they crawled out from. I'm not holding my breath for that, though. This society is more likely to ride this straight through the gates of hell ... as we saw spectacularly with the election of Barky (and then with the absolutely insane re-election of the America-hating retard).
It ain't pretty.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 03:57 AM (zc3Db)
Ok that makes sense, thanks. I like to understand how it's possible that things are as they are. Knowledge is the only consolation at this point.
Posted by: angela urkel at February 08, 2016 04:24 AM (ML24Y)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at February 08, 2016 04:30 AM (HWcaz)
Posted by: MarcobotKZ10M at February 08, 2016 04:31 AM (/PZoK)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at February 08, 2016 04:33 AM (UZZHo)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 08, 2016 04:51 AM (EzgxV)
Might as well switch to coffee & make some breakfast.
Anyone want a sausage, egg & cheese biscuit?
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 05:05 AM (OUpHg)
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 08, 2016 05:14 AM (YLidQ)
I still have a few acres of swampland in the Mojave that rubes from ebay haven't snapped up.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 08, 2016 05:37 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Eromero at February 08, 2016 05:44 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at February 08, 2016 05:47 AM (UZZHo)
I think the guy that takes Forehead Growth Hormone won.
I also understand that a toothpaste brand made the jump to full on soviet justice wankerhood.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 08, 2016 05:48 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 08, 2016 05:49 AM (FAPLK)
Posted by: RickZ at February 08, 2016 05:50 AM (Ix+HS)
But a little spicier than I remember...
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 05:55 AM (OUpHg)
Add to your shopping list today.
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 08, 2016 05:56 AM (FAPLK)
Stay away from that microwave crap!
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 06:02 AM (OUpHg)
Thursday might be cold.
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 08, 2016 06:02 AM (FAPLK)
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 08, 2016 06:17 AM (FAPLK)
I have eggs, and bread... and some mayo. So. Making a few simple substitutes, I can scramble a couple of eggs, mix in some mayo, toast some bread, butter lightly, and voila! breakfast. easy.
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 08, 2016 06:23 AM (FAPLK)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 08, 2016 06:26 AM (ML24Y)
Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 06:02 AM (OUpHg)
Absolutely! Ding food sucks.
I wish I could find those pre-cooked sausage patties like they use at Mickey D's or BK. I love how they fit on a roll, with bacon and cheese added, of course.
Posted by: RickZ at February 08, 2016 06:31 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2016 06:35 AM (u82oZ)
>>>Posted by: Chi at February 08, 2016 06:02 AM (OUpHg)
Absolutely! Ding food sucks.
I wish I could find those pre-cooked sausage patties like they use at Mickey D's or BK. I love how they fit on a roll, with bacon and cheese added, of course.
Posted by: RickZ at February 08, 2016 06:31 AM (Ix+HS)
You guys don't know what's good. I microwave most everything and it tastes great. And microwave breakfast sandwiches are awesome.
BTW Rick, McD's microwaves all their stuff, as I assume you're aware of. I could never figure out why they didn't sell their food in supermarkets so that people could microwave it at home - as they do. I would have thought they'd make a killing with that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 06:36 AM (zc3Db)
Is Shrillary calling in all favors owed her by her fellow post-menopausal Gorgons to shame younger women who find her repellant? Boo-effin'-hoo
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 08, 2016 06:41 AM (BK3ZS)
Too bad Bella Abzug and Helen Thomas are dead. They liked Hillary, despite all evidence.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2016 06:47 AM (u82oZ)
For God has not given us a spirit of fear and timidity, but of power, love, and self-discipline.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2016 06:51 AM (w4NZ8)
Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2016 06:52 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2016 06:55 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 08, 2016 06:36 AM (zc3Db)
I'm talking about buying just the sausage patties. They stay flat and have the grease pretty much cooked out of them.
Now I have a White Castle near me. They still cook fresh but they sell White Castle burgers in the freezer section. They suck either way.
You guys don't know what's good. I microwave most everything and it tastes great. And microwave breakfast sandwiches are awesome.
I don't even use a microwave to reheat things. I'd rather use a saucepan/whatever as the heated food stays warm longer. That's why I have and use a kitchen appliance called a stove. Great invention, stoves. Stoves changed the kitchen world for the better; microwaves changed the kitchen world for the worse.
Like I said, Ding! food really sucks.
Posted by: RickZ at February 08, 2016 06:55 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: goon at February 08, 2016 06:59 AM (gy5kE)
Thank you for the encouraging Word. You are soothing water for a parched soul.
From an obscure sect in a small country, the Holy Spirit sparked greatness in the hearts of believers.
Wonders in the temporal world resulted.
Which led to a great nation of good, moral and self-goverend citizens. The promise of the US of A is still great in the hearts of many. May it continue.
Interesting times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2016 07:00 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 08, 2016 07:06 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2016 07:06 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Camilla Newton-Bowles at February 08, 2016 07:06 AM (ML24Y)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2016 07:09 AM (u82oZ)
Thank you for that. That's the best explanation yet for why I'm not bitter myself.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2016 07:10 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Camilla Newton-Bowles at February 08, 2016 07:11 AM (ML24Y)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 08, 2016 07:11 AM (WVsWD)
You've been waiting since last night to post that, haven't you?
Posted by: BignJames at February 08, 2016 07:12 AM (HtUkt)
I need to find my cell phone. I tried calling but it is going immediately to voice mail for some reason. I'm terrible with electronics. There are tons of features on it I never use anyway, but what's most aggravating is that I have some awful ring tone on it, "Please enjoy this ring tone while your party is reached." I don't enjoy it at all and neither does anybody else. It sounds like a rap song and would be more appropriate for someone living in Chicago." I didn't chose it; I don't know how it got on there. When I tried to change it, Verizon was supposed to send me a secret code by text which they never sent.
Anyone I need to find my phone despite the awful ring tone. Maybe a RC person could put a plea in to St Anthony or whomever is responsible for helping one find lost items.
Thanks. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2016 07:13 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 08, 2016 07:13 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2016 07:14 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: goon at February 08, 2016 07:15 AM (gy5kE)
Stop already. Ha, Ha, HA.
Trade you for it. We get Gibraltar, the Falkland Islands, and Scotland.
OK, you can have Maryland and Connecticut back, if you insist. We will throw in California for free.
Just leave the Midwest and Texas out of any deal.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2016 07:15 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 08, 2016 07:15 AM (WVsWD)
with you through the woods in the twilight, when things might get ugly.
He seems kind of fair-weather and pouty. Sorry that he didn't get to
dance in the end zone though.
Posted by: goon at February 08, 2016 07:15 AM (gy5kE)
He don't have to out-run the bear...he just has to out-run you.
Posted by: BignJames at February 08, 2016 07:17 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2016 07:17 AM (u82oZ)
Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, February 08, 2016. On this day in 1865 Delaware voters rejected the Thirteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, and voted to continue the practice of slavery.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:18 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/glzk7y
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:19 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/j2qa8aa
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:19 AM (t2KH5)
Thursday might be cold.
Thur is supposed to be 77.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 07:19 AM (Z1oBf)
http://tinyurl.com/j3v3kds
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:19 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/zortm7m
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:19 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/z2crnmd
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:19 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/h44lm7a
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:20 AM (t2KH5)
I don't know why that is "unexpected". She is roundly hated by white women and NH doesn't have very many blacks. This is one reason she is losing big time to commie Bernie in NH.
http://tinyurl.com/gtdzpe2
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:20 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/hhe35m7
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:20 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/jc4mjlk
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:20 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/gnmxfzn
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:21 AM (t2KH5)
Iowa caucus vote fraud stacking the deck for Scankles. This is one reason all caucuses should be eliminated. It is simply too easy to manipulate the results and have vote fraud.
http://tinyurl.com/zts6s44
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:21 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/gtje4cn
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:21 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/jobg4du
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:21 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/hvqslj7
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:22 AM (t2KH5)
While I agree with reducing regulations for this kind of crap I severely disagree that Washington has any say in the matter. My copy of the Constitution does not list any authority for Washington to have a say in State laws regarding licensing.
http://tinyurl.com/jubnrrc
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:22 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/zwaynmb
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:22 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:22 AM (t2KH5)
F**kin' crazy!
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 08, 2016 07:23 AM (wUFzV)
Here's my morning grouse for the day (other than that it's Monday and a storm is coming):
Is / was How I Met Your Mother supposed to be a "family" show? I ask - having never seen an episode - because I was lounging at the smoke shop yesterday when the closing moments of an episode were on and Neil Patrick Harris' mom character mentioned how, when she was younger, she left him and his sister for three weeks to follow Grand Funk Railroad and "got passed around like a bong."
Is that was passes for primetime family viewing now? No wonder this country is fucked.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 08, 2016 07:23 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 08, 2016 07:24 AM (oVJmc)
Obama continues his efforts to destroy the military. This time he is using the phony global warming scam.
I've said it before and I'll say it again - the new SecDef needs to be a complete hardass and broom out every SJW and fellow traveler in the officer corps. Preferably yanking their pensions at the same time.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 08, 2016 07:25 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2016 07:25 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 08, 2016 07:26 AM (u82oZ)
Is / was How I Met Your Mother supposed to be a "family" show?
No, can't see that.
NPH's character alone would put the nail in that.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 08, 2016 07:28 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Shoeless 'ron at February 08, 2016 07:29 AM (tydnT)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:29 AM (t2KH5)
Is / was How I Met Your Mother supposed to be a "family" show? I ask - having never seen an episode - because I was lounging at the smoke shop yesterday when the closing moments of an episode were on and Neil Patrick Harris' mom character mentioned how, when she was younger, she left him and his sister for three weeks to follow Grand Funk Railroad and "got passed around like a bong."
Is that was passes for primetime family viewing now? No wonder this country is fucked.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 08, 2016 07:23 AM (X6fMO)
No, it was not "family" viewing. It was more or less the Seinfeld model of comedy, groups of friends, young and hip, silly, stupid, and often shallow.
Neil Patrick Harris' character was funny, most of the rest of the show was not.
I always got the impression the female who was on again/off again with the main story line character was written by gay men, because she acts like a gay man most of the time. I mean, she's Hollywood attractive, but morally empty. At least NPH's character was funny, while being morally empty.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 08, 2016 07:30 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 08, 2016 07:30 AM (/ciMI)
again/off again with the main story line character was written by gay
men, because she acts like a gay man most of the time. I mean, she's
Hollywood attractive, but morally empty. At least NPH's character was
funny, while being morally empty.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 08, 2016 07:30 AM (Dj0WE)
I have previously heard that nearly all the writers and most of the producers in Hollywood are now gay so that is why you see so much gay crap on TV now.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:32 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2016 07:33 AM (6xtq3)
Not sure how much effort I want to make in the dying ONT - the EMT should be along sometime soon, I reckon.
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2016 07:33 AM (6xtq3)
Most of the time if it isn't up by now it will not be up until after 8 am.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:34 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:36 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2016 07:36 AM (6xtq3)
Jalapeno cheddar biscuit on mine, please.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 08, 2016 07:37 AM (9ym/8)
Posted by: Weasel
I'm not dead yet!
Posted by: ONT at February 08, 2016 07:37 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2016 07:38 AM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:38 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: ONT at February 08, 2016 07:37 AM (/ciMI)
Be quiet! You're not fooling anyone, you know.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 08, 2016 07:38 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: ONT at February 08, 2016 07:39 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Weasel at February 08, 2016 07:40 AM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 08, 2016 07:41 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:42 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at February 08, 2016 07:42 AM (I0sxh)
*Click click whirrrr....*
Let us dispense with this notion that Barak Obama doesn't know what he is doing.......
*Click click whirrrr....*
Let us dispense with this notion that Barak Obama doesn't know what he is doing.......
*Click click whirrrr....*
Let us dispense with this notion that Barak Obama doesn't know what he is doing.......
*Click click whirrrr....*
Let us dispense with this notion that Barak Obama doesn't know what he is doing.......
*Click click whirrrr....*
Posted by: Marco Roboto at February 08, 2016 07:42 AM (tEDMc)
Posted by: Weasel
They learned that from me.
Posted by: Miracle Max at February 08, 2016 07:42 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:45 AM (t2KH5)
*Click click whirrrr....*
Posted by: Marco Roboto
You may dispense with the notions, commander.
Posted by: Darth Vader at February 08, 2016 07:45 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 08, 2016 07:47 AM (/ciMI)
So I saw this during the game yesterday. CBS News did a promotional spot, photo/video montage, then text on the screen:
CBS News
Then. Now. All Ways.
Layers of proofreaders and fact checkers? No.
Geniuses, I say!
**coughalwayscough***
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2016 07:47 AM (NeFrd)
More evidence that people who have been in jail don't want to go back to jail, but little evidence they stop committing criminal acts.
Which is why Obama lets convicted drug dealers out of prison early.
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 08, 2016 07:49 AM (doqkB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 07:49 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis
****
Nice! My Aussie whimpered at the screen, then went across the room and got one of his stuffed animal toys and brought it back in front of the screen.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2016 07:50 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 08, 2016 07:51 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 08, 2016 07:51 AM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Jean at February 08, 2016 07:53 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
*shudders*
No.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at February 08, 2016 07:53 AM (/ciMI)
CBS News
Then. Now. All Ways.
Layers of proofreaders and fact checkers? No.
Geniuses, I say!
Voice to text. Not quite ready for prime time.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 07:54 AM (Z1oBf)
Ok, sure. it was :
puppy monkey baby beer
puppy monkey baby beer
puppy monkey baby beer
puppy monkey baby beer
dance
Apparently, someone who makes big bucks thought it was amusing. Someone who should be unemployed in the near future.
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 08, 2016 07:55 AM (doqkB)
Posted by: ONT at February 08, 2016 07:37 AM (/ciMI)
________________________
Strange,, that's what Buzzion keeps insisting....
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 08, 2016 07:55 AM (HSmrB)
Chrisite has issued a number of pardons to people caught up in NJs horrific gun laws.
Which goes to show you how much of a fraud Chtisitie is that he never sought to change the laws because the next Governor is going to be a Democrat who would never pardon these people once again showing how arbitrary and capricious most gun laws in NJ are.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 08, 2016 07:56 AM (T8JW2)
No."
Okay, maybe I should just treasure my ignorance.
Saw a lot of references to it on late-yesterday threads.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 08, 2016 07:56 AM (Z8DIA)
puppy monkey baby
puppy head, monkey torso, baby from the diaper down.
Silly ad for a drink that has Mountain Dew, juice, and caffeine.
All three. Get it?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 08, 2016 07:58 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 08, 2016 07:58 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 08, 2016 07:59 AM (1ijHg)
Great Moments in Bullshit: The Hill had a Twitter link yesterday to one of their articles -- "Clinton Chips Away at Sanders Lead in New Poll"
HE WAS STILL UP BY 22.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 08, 2016 08:00 AM (659DL)
Which goes to show you how much of a fraud Chtisitie is that he never sought to change the laws because the next Governor is going to be a Democrat who would never pardon these people once again showing how arbitrary and capricious most gun laws in NJ are.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 08, 2016 07:56 AM (T8JW2)
Not really defending the Fat Man, but I doubt he has the votes to change it here in NJ
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:00 AM (mw8Dm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 08, 2016 08:02 AM (bzd8I)
Thanks, everyone.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 08, 2016 08:02 AM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 08, 2016 08:02 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
Monkeys > puppies > babies.
Clear?
Posted by: Peter Singer at February 08, 2016 08:03 AM (ML24Y)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 08, 2016 08:03 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 08, 2016 08:04 AM (oVJmc)
You don't know that.
How would you know if you don't try.
One of the issues is concealed carry reciprocity.
That woman faced 25 years in state prison for simply crossing from PA to NJ with her PA leagal CC weapon.
The fact that NJ doesn't recognize reciprocity with any of its connecting states is a joke.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 08, 2016 08:04 AM (T8JW2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:04 AM (mw8Dm)
St Faustina.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2016 08:05 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 08, 2016 08:06 AM (kdS6q)
How would you know if you don't try.
One of the issues is concealed carry reciprocity.
That woman faced 25 years in state prison for simply crossing from PA to NJ with her PA leagal CC weapon.
The fact that NJ doesn't recognize reciprocity with any of its connecting states is a joke.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 08, 2016 08:04 AM (T8JW2)
???
The Democrats are the Majority in both houses...Yeah I know.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 08, 2016 08:06 AM (mw8Dm)
You wake-up, and nobody's flying the plane.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 08, 2016 08:06 AM (kdS6q)
that was a great book
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 08, 2016 08:07 AM (0O7c5)
British comedian does routine on misheard song lyrics
http://iotwreport.com/comedian-misheard-lyrics/
Warning-Some off color humor and jokes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2016 08:07 AM (w4NZ8)
Connecting states should refuse to honor any NJ dl's, marriage licenses, ect.
Art IV, Section 1.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 08, 2016 08:07 AM (Z1oBf)
Kinda stupid, if you aske me. They should have given NH to Bernie and taken him out in South Carolina.
But then, I'm a kook, a crank, and a nobody.
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 08, 2016 08:08 AM (doqkB)
Posted by: Kreplach at February 08, 2016 08:04 AM (T8JW2)
No, it's Federalism.
And a Supreme Court that is cowardly.
There is no way that Christie could change NJ gun laws. He would fail in the attempt, and use a huge amount of political capital.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 08, 2016 08:08 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 08, 2016 08:08 AM (ML24Y)
PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING!
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 08, 2016 08:08 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Bigby's Fudge Finger at February 08, 2016 08:09 AM (3ZtZW)
The Skank knows she will lose NH. She says her big comeback will be South Carolina.
Being a commie, I don't think Sanders knows about paying off the black preachers.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at February 08, 2016 08:09 AM (jN+3o)
The morning crowd gathered at the end of the overnight thread feels like folks lined up in front of a business waiting for it to open.
Or something.
Thanks for the news reports, Vic.
Good news about that town with the God Bless America signs.
Hilarious news about the precinct with one voter who voted Bernie but it came out Hillary - may be the biggest predictor out of Iowa for the November elections.
Now that I'm here... willow me, o morning thread!
Posted by: mindful webworker - up & atom at February 08, 2016 08:10 AM (BN/jk)
And it was three years....not 25 years.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 08, 2016 08:10 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: mindful webworker - up & atom at February 08, 2016 08:10 AM (BN/jk)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 08:12 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 08, 2016 08:12 AM (w4NZ8)
Well you do what's right.
That woman does 25 years in prison if it's a Democrat governor.
Chrisite has/had a moral responsibility to do something about that law.
So the big thing now is the gun grabbers in NJ want to tie the firearms ID to your DL so we should just roll over because the NJ legeslature is Donk?
Posted by: Kreplach at February 08, 2016 08:15 AM (T8JW2)
Chelsea has all the corruption and none of the charm.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at February 08, 2016 08:15 AM (bpn7O)
with property owners suing over the route taking their property. They
will likely lose. The thing is, this train is not needed at all. CA
already has major highways and rail service between SF and LA.
http://tinyurl.com/z2crnmd
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 08, 2016 07:19 AM (t2KH5)
They will lose because all the available graft from the existing highways and rail lines has been used up. Way past time for fresh construction projects!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 08, 2016 08:19 AM (wYnyS)
She faced 25 they cut it to 3.
Yeah what's 3 years in prison for violating some arbitrary and capricious law.
Chtisitie had/has a moral obligation to do something about that law.
It's not like he was using his political capital to achieve anything of value in NJ anyway.
Posted by: Kreplach at February 08, 2016 08:20 AM (T8JW2)
Not enough Viagra AND Cialis in the galaxy to make that true....
Posted by: SDN at February 08, 2016 08:21 AM (NG7bb)
Posted by: Cam Newton at February 08, 2016 08:25 AM (ML24Y)
Then. Now. All Ways.
Layers of proofreaders and fact checkers? No.
Geniuses, I say!
**coughalwayscough***
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 08, 2016 07:47 AM
I think CBS was trying to convey "All Ways" you can receive their content. i.e., Broadcast and Digital. With Redstone out at the helm, Moonves is making big push into digital.
Posted by: olddog in mo at February 08, 2016 08:28 AM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at February 08, 2016 11:48 AM (OaAhi)
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