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The War on US Sovereignty [Y-not]
OK, that headline may be a bit much, but a couple of items crossed my Twitter feed this week that caught my eye.
UK wants authority to serve warrants in USA... https://t.co/FmbwVubwvr
— Kelly Campagna (@warriorwoman91) February 6, 2016
WASHINGTON - British and U.S. officials have been negotiating a plan that could allow British authorities to directly serve wiretap orders on U.S. communications companies in criminal and national security inquiries, U.S. officials confirmed Thursday. The talks are aimed at allowing British authorities access to a range of data, from interceptions of live communications to archived emails involving British suspects, according to the officials, who are not authorized to comment publicly.Perhaps this sort of thing is routine, but something about it rubs me the wrong way. Now that Rand Paul has dropped out, who would be best-equipped to combat incursions on American citizens' privacy and US sovereignty?
Interesting story about how Cruz fought and won to keep an international body from interfering in US sovereignty. https://t.co/zIZPGE1Gcw
— MoxieMom (@moxiemom) February 5, 2016
Unfortunately, because of particular political circumstances at the time, President Bush, Condoleezza Rice, and the U. S. Solicitor General Paul Clement (all Republicans and all people Ted Cruz respected highly) decided that Texas should obey the World Court's decision. This would have meant that Jose Ernesto Medellin, a rapist, torturer, and murderer of two young girls, could have been set free.A couple of days ago on the ONT we were reminded that Ted Cruz is only five months older than Marco Rubio. That's one month for every case he's won before the Supreme Court. So don't let anyone tell you Cruz has no accomplishments.
Gov. Abbott agreed that Ted Cruz should go before the U. S. Supreme Court to plead Texas' case, saying that no President -- not even a friend and fellow Republican -- should be allowed to defy the Constitution by allowing the UN World Court to bind the courts of the United States.
Strong forces were gathered against Ted Cruz -- opposing legal briefs from 90 foreign nations, the European Union, experts on the World Court, the American Bar Association, and one of the biggest law firms in the world that represented Jose Medellin.
After using amazing strategies, Ted Cruz was able to convince six out of eight members of the U. S. Supreme Court to vote his way even though it meant he had to stand against his friends and members of his own Republican Party (e.g., Pres. Bush, Ms. Rice, and Paul Clement).
Open thread until the next one comes along.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 06, 2016 08:55 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 08:56 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 06, 2016 08:56 AM (1xUj/)
I honestly don't know what to make of the story, but I have become much more resistant to domestic spying than I had been 12-24 months ago.
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 08:56 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: goatexchange at February 06, 2016 08:56 AM (Nd4YY)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 08:56 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 06, 2016 08:57 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2016 08:57 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: Beth M at February 06, 2016 08:57 AM (kiy9d)
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 08:58 AM (t5zYU)
That must be a old, old, old, timer. Maybe he got off his own lawn?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 06, 2016 08:58 AM (WVsWD)
The really sad part is that there is no shortage of Americans who would assist them in destroying our rules of law instead of defending them as they once did.
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 08:58 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2016 08:58 AM (HWcaz)
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 08:58 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 08:58 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2016 09:00 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 09:00 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Lea at February 06, 2016 09:01 AM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 09:02 AM (xq1UY)
IIRC Senator Cruz has argued 11 cases before the Supreme Court. He has won 6 of them.
6-5 would get you a Bowl Game.
The Northwest, Southeast, Midcentral, State Tech Univeristy of A and M Participation Trophy Award Bowl.
Don't know how that would apply to a Lawyer but have at it.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 06, 2016 09:02 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2016 09:02 AM (HWcaz)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 09:02 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Fritz at February 06, 2016 09:02 AM (UzPAd)
Zero experience. Zero accomplishments.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2016 09:03 AM (1ijHg)
In other words, George W. Bush with the delivery of John Edwards.
Posted by: Valiant at February 06, 2016 09:03 AM (2bqlb)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at February 06, 2016 09:04 AM (1ijHg)
A United Nations working group visiting the United States walks away "extremely concerned about the human rights situation of African
Americans," members said in a preliminary report released Friday, in
which they urged the US government to address the legacy of slavery with "reparatory justice," a national human rights commission, and ongoing
criminal justice reform.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jzgmyre
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2016 09:04 AM (NOIQH)
Well, when they do it without going through the Constitutional requirement of obtaining a warrant based on probable cause, there is reason for great concern.
I just love how the old hippies constantly complained about living in a "police state" when there was no such thing years ago. Nowadays, we really are living in one (illegally, I might add) and don't say "Boo" about it.
The fact that no pols are bitching about this tells me that they're all for it, and against freedom.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 09:04 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: goatexchange at February 06, 2016 09:05 AM (Nd4YY)
What "officials?" Who are these people?
The U.K. can go pound sand. Want someone in the U.S.? Notify the appropriate authorities per proper channels, see if they'll cooperate, if they do, great. Don't? Sucks to be you.
It's the way things have worked for us for decades.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 09:06 AM (w06Yj)
Or, corporate espionage, or just plan old spying on the US.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2016 09:07 AM (NOIQH)
A Canadian upholding the US constitution? What a country.
I kid of course.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 06, 2016 09:07 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 09:07 AM (WOyz5)
Then one recalls that a veritable crapload of US companies have just merged into UK ones, to avoid rapacious tax rates...here. So if you're going X-Files on this, it's the reciprocity you'd have to be looking for.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 09:07 AM (xq1UY)
Gov. Abbott agreed that Ted Cruz should go before the U. S. Supreme
Court to plead Texas' case, saying that no President -- not even a
friend and fellow Republican -- should be allowed to defy the
Constitution by allowing the UN World Court to bind the courts of the
United States.
Is this the origin of the Bush/Cruz animosity? That Cruz upset their globalist tendencies?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 06, 2016 09:08 AM (oVJmc)
Morning all.
Posted by: Lea at February 06, 2016 09:08 AM (vmMMi)
You have to understand, I was a federal prosecutor on 9/10/2001. The WTC attack was basically aimed at me and my family.
I need all of your data to make sure no one ever does that to New Jersey again.
Posted by: Chris Christie at February 06, 2016 09:09 AM (1xUj/)
I kid of course.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 06, 2016 09:07 AM
Actually, it's not really "kidding." Teh Tedster was in fact a Canadian citizen (dual citizenship) until two years ago.
Posted by: MrScribbler at February 06, 2016 09:09 AM (GRl5a)
And did Senator Cruz even know that?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 06, 2016 09:11 AM (WVsWD)
"Friends?"
Heh.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 09:11 AM (w06Yj)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2016 09:12 AM (HWcaz)
Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2016 09:13 AM (zt+N6)
Now you tell me.
Posted by: zombie Lane Pryce formerly of Sterling-Cooper-Draper-Pryce at February 06, 2016 09:13 AM (WOyz5)
As was pointed out yesterday, Cruz was also never a WWII Naval Aviator.
So he's clearly not a qualified candidate.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 09:14 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 06, 2016 09:11 AM
How does one NOT know?
Maybe it's another case of Bitch McConnell bamboozling, hoodwinking and hornswoggling him, like he did on TPA....
Posted by: MrScribbler at February 06, 2016 09:14 AM (GRl5a)
Meaning what? He had a Canadian passport? Voted in their elections?
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 09:14 AM (rwI+c)
You know, that was my first thought.
It is so sad, in a way, that I've really lost a lot of my trust in the British. But they've gone bonkers as a country.
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 09:15 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 09:16 AM (rwI+c)
The EU wants to outlaw hyperlinks on the internet.
This is not new.
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 06, 2016 09:16 AM (JI4ri)
What "officials?" Who are these people?
The U.K. can go pound sand. Want someone in the U.S.? Notify the appropriate authorities per proper channels, see if they'll cooperate, if they do, great. Don't? Sucks to be you.
It's the way things have worked for us for decades.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 09:06 AM (w06Yj)
******
THIS!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 06, 2016 09:17 AM (lQqij)
Posted by: ICE at February 06, 2016 09:17 AM (oxcYa)
"The board distinguished between natural born and naturalized citizens, pointing out that Cruz "did not have to take any steps to go through a naturalization process at some point after birth." The Constitution stipulates that a president must be a "natural born citizen."
Further discussion on this issue is unnecessary, the board added."
Apparently, a similar ruling was made in New Hampshire last month.
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 09:17 AM (t5zYU)
Yeah, but Ben Carson has separated conjoined twins, so there!
Posted by: Optimizer at February 06, 2016 09:18 AM (/q6+P)
6-5 would get you a Bowl Game.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 06, 2016 09:02 AM (WVsWD)
Bad analogy. A more appropriate one would be that Cruz is 6-5 in Super Bowls.
Posted by: Country Singer, Enemy of the State at February 06, 2016 09:18 AM (GUBah)
Lame argument against Cruz
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 06, 2016 09:19 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: biancaneve at February 06, 2016 09:20 AM (e98eb)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 06, 2016 09:20 AM (iQIUe)
I wouldn't go that far. More like he never worried about it. Like my cousin.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 09:20 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2016 09:21 AM (HWcaz)
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It's clear that the Senate would never confirm him because they hate them, right? I mean, that's the big knock on Cruz -- the turds in the Senate hate him.
So it's POTUS or bust.
He can serve on the Supreme court after the Presidency!
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 09:22 AM (t5zYU)
I had the same thought. PC crimes are next.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 09:22 AM (w06Yj)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 06, 2016 09:22 AM (iQIUe)
How did he find out.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/mdsupvj
slate link but you can find a bunch more like it.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 06, 2016 09:22 AM (WVsWD)
I hear he's also an impeccable dresser! ;-)
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 09:22 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: the buffalo bills at February 06, 2016 09:23 AM (WOyz5)
He can nominate himself if there are any openings in his second term. That would be unique and historic.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 09:23 AM (rwI+c)
Meaning what? He had a Canadian passport? Voted in their elections?
He got a discount at Tim Horton's.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 06, 2016 09:23 AM (oVJmc)
USA! USA! USA!
Posted by: Fritz at February 06, 2016 09:24 AM (UzPAd)
Dresser (North American)
a chest of drawers
a sideboard with shelves above for storing and displaying plates and kitchen utensils.
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 06, 2016 09:24 AM (JI4ri)
Rats. I was going to say a discount on Montreal Hockey Season Tickets.......
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 06, 2016 09:25 AM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2016 09:25 AM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at February 06, 2016 09:25 AM (oxcYa)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 06, 2016 09:25 AM (ppaKI)
SPECTRE's front was an international refugee-aid agency. In Paris.
I expect just about every Bond villain had multiple citizenship. It's hardly worth mentioning Hugo Drax, now that Atlas boosters have Russian engines...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 09:25 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: NCKate at February 06, 2016 09:25 AM (TNEyr)
"After using amazing strategies, Ted Cruz was able to convince six out of eight members of the U. S. Supreme Court to..."
What sort of weak-assed writing is that? Amazing strategies? Convince six members?? It reads like a middle school adventure. I half expected Cruz to have to fight off the goblins and trolls under the bridge.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2016 09:26 AM (TOk1P)
I kid of course.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 06, 2016 09:07 AM
Actually, it's not really "kidding." Teh Tedster was in fact a Canadian citizen (dual citizenship) until two years ago.
Posted by: MrScribbler at February 06, 2016 09:09 AM (GRl5a)
Yes, working and winning to uphold US sovereignty was a 9 dimensional dipsy-doodle by-
the InterCanadian Canadian Illumincanuck Conspiracy.
The politest conspiracy in the history of the world to use their undo Canadian Influence via the All-Powerful HypnoMoose to control Ted Cruz once he's in the White House.
Beware! Beeeewwwwaaaaarrreeee!!!!!111!!!!1
And on a similar note:
Ted Cruz once bought a double dip GummiBear Berry Surprise at a Baskin and Robbins next to-
Goldman-Sachs!!!!!!11!!!!11111!!!!
*lightning*
*ominous thunder*
*horses scream*
*lights flash*
Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2016 09:26 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 06, 2016 09:28 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: NCKate at February 06, 2016 09:28 AM (TNEyr)
Not to mention the many opportunities for graft.
Under TFG we have relinquished control of the Internet, even though we largely built and paid for the thing. Interpol has new legal immunities on US soil (one of the first executive orders TFG issued upon becoming preezy). The new TPP trade agreement was just signed by TFG and Co., and it definitely surrenders more pieces of our sovereignty.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 06, 2016 09:29 AM (gyKtp)
A handful of video recordings of the alleged racial assault on three black University at Albany students last weekend do not clearly show the women being attacked on a bus by a large group including white men.... The videos also contain no audible racial slurs ....
http://goo.gl/qG8jmZ
More BLM bullshit
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 06, 2016 09:29 AM (iQIUe)
I'm not Italian nor subject to Italian jurisdiction but if I wanted to (note the "wanted"), I could apply to become Italian based on my Italian grandparents. (I think Italy allows for 3 generations back to make a claim.) Alot of countries have this including the UK for southern Irish who haven't been fully part of the UK since 1922.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 09:29 AM (WOyz5)
I heard he wanted to make curling our national sport. While eating Timbits, whatever those are.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 09:29 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: MrScribbler at February 06, 2016 09:14 AM (GRl5a)
When one is FOUR YEARS OLD when one moves out of Canada.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 06, 2016 09:29 AM (NPofj)
I'm stockpiling them in my cellar to prepare for the End Times when the Millennials acquire atomic weapons and nuke everything outside of their safe spaces.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 06, 2016 09:29 AM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 09:29 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 06, 2016 09:29 AM (oVJmc)
but they're following the same path by importing millions of barbarians
and hand-tying their own citizens from defending themselves even
verbally from them.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 06, 2016 09:25 AM (ppaKI)
Sometime... I guess over the last 20 or so years, the Brits were in a tug of war, between Europe and us. They wanted to keep both relationships, but really, Europe required them to more or less sever ties with the U.S., in order to serve the euroland borg.
They chose euroland. So now they're reaping what they've sewn.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2016 09:29 AM (TOk1P)
http://goo.gl/bpEMIY
They did allow comments on the no comment story. LOL
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 06, 2016 09:31 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 06, 2016 09:32 AM (1xUj/)
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Thanks, NCKate.
Hrothgar, Please contact me at my bailesworth GEEMAIL account and I'll try to get pixy to look into it. I think I need to know what your hash tag is in order to help unban you. If you/anyone can "grab" that and send it to me, please do.
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 09:33 AM (t5zYU)
So it's not my imagination, eh?
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2016 09:31 AM"
There he is.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 09:33 AM (w06Yj)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2016 09:34 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: rfichoke at February 06, 2016 09:34 AM (vLCft)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 09:34 AM (w06Yj)
I go back to the top of the thread
Where I go and I read
Everything that's been said
Then I get to the bottom
And I see "nood" again...
Posted by: mindful webworker - helter skelter at February 06, 2016 09:35 AM (H/5vA)
Posted by: ugg boots at February 06, 2016 09:35 AM (fbovC)
I'm not Italian nor subject to Italian jurisdiction but if I wanted
to (note the "wanted"), I could apply to become Italian based on my
Italian grandparents. (I think Italy allows for 3 generations back to
make a claim.) Alot of countries have this including the UK for southern
Irish who haven't been fully part of the UK since 1922.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 09:29 AM (WOyz5)
I'm not going to search the damned internet, because at this point I don't really care, but this seems to be such a basic point. Was Cruz a Canadian citizen or wasn't he? There shouldn't be any mystery about it.
So... those who are claiming one way or another, do you have facts to back up your claim, or are you merely asserting your wishes/the wishes of your own political team?
I mean no offense to anyone, but if you start in on the "BUT CRUZ IS NOT A U.S. CITIZEN!!!" or any of the variants thereof, I have no interest in anything you have to say.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2016 09:35 AM (TOk1P)
strategies? Convince six members?? It reads like a middle school
adventure. I half expected Cruz to have to fight off the goblins and
trolls under the bridge.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2016 09:26 AM (TOk1P)
Well Ruth Bader Ginsburg is on the court so....
Posted by: redbanzai at February 06, 2016 09:35 AM (NPofj)
When code goes sentient, we all know what that means; it will be a mass extinction event.
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 06, 2016 09:35 AM (JI4ri)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 09:35 AM (zOTsN)
Get me an old priest and a young priest, stat!
The computer is on the desk.
The computer is on the desk.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 09:35 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 09:29 AM (WOyz5)
=============
So, your real name is andylocanuckiolli?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 06, 2016 09:35 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2016 09:35 AM (wYnyS)
That said, one of the people who was banned was socking regulars recently. So there's an outside chance this is that person.
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 09:36 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at February 06, 2016 09:36 AM (oxcYa)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 09:36 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 06, 2016 09:36 AM (tEDMc)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 06, 2016 09:37 AM (iQIUe)
The crime happened here in the US. It doesn't matter if the perp was an illegal, we have jurisdiction.
This should be a no-brainer. I can't don't know why there was even a question, but I can guess why: billable hours, baby.
Billable Hours.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 09:37 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 09:37 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2016 09:37 AM (wYnyS)
Rob Lowe
One of the great rewards of being an adult is deciding ON YOUR OWN who (and what) you should be interested in. #RIPTwitter
Tru dat!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 06, 2016 09:37 AM (iQIUe)
OK, now I really am suspicious.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 09:29 AM (xq1UY)
Yeah, I figured maybe Ruth Buzzie Ginsberg was in the john with a case of the schittz or something. Now if they had said 10.....
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2016 09:38 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2016 09:38 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 09:38 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 09:38 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: Juan McCain at February 06, 2016 09:38 AM (INxoa)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 09:37 AM (LUgeY)
A neat concept developed by LAWYERS
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2016 09:38 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2016 09:37 AM (wYnyS)
I don't have any trouble with PM.
Posted by: Golfman - Xenophobe Extrodinaire at February 06, 2016 09:38 AM (oxcYa)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2016 09:34 AM (wYnyS)
--
This one hasn't been zapped after 6 minutes, so I think it's a sock.
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 09:39 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 09:39 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2016 09:39 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 09:40 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: rfichoke at February 06, 2016 09:40 AM (vLCft)
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bwahahahahaha!
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 09:40 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2016 09:40 AM (HWcaz)
Yeah funny isn't it?
They want a one-world state and they presume that themselves, the minority, will be in charge...
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2016 09:41 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 09:41 AM (w06Yj)
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 09:39 AM (t5zYU)
The real Hrothgar stands up and says "I think I am no longer PNG!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2016 09:41 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 09:41 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 06, 2016 09:41 AM (oVJmc)
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This one hasn't been zapped after 6 minutes, so I think it's a sock.
(wYnyS) has a history of being associated with Hrothgar.
Pro Tip: google "minx.cc + hash".
I didn't catch the banned hash.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 06, 2016 09:41 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 09:42 AM (rwI+c)
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Seconded.
I managed to get Mr Y-not, who likes Cruz a lot but is an Eeyore, to toss him a C-note yesterday as well. I used veal chops as a bribe, but I was prepared to withhold sex if he did not comply!
Sacrifices must be made to save the Republic! :-)
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 09:42 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: Juan McCain at February 06, 2016 09:42 AM (INxoa)
This should be a no-brainer. I can't don't know why there was even a question, but I can guess why: billable hours, baby.
Billable Hours.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 09:37 AM (LUgeY)
The story said something about how the internationals objected, because he hadn't been given access to his "home" country's consulate, or something like that. Even though he had been an illegal, here in the U.S. for most of his life.
Bush and Co. should have told the internationals to pound sand, but I think this was during the time when we were pretending we needed the international "community" for whatever it was we were doing at the time, so.....
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2016 09:42 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Skip at February 06, 2016 09:40 AM (HWcaz)
Shhhhh, Bob might hear you!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2016 09:42 AM (wYnyS)
Maybe I should keep the schlong. I have a neqly acquired hatred and disgust of Bush.
And why would it be so hard to convince people that a convicted murderer should not be excused for his crime just because he committed *another* crime, ie. illegally coming here.
Defendant: yeah I killed them, but I was trespassing.
Judge: All right, so you didn't belong there? Off you go then.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at February 06, 2016 09:42 AM (ML24Y)
Posted by: Lea at February 06, 2016 09:42 AM (vmMMi)
No we don't. All this crap is being forced on us without our knowledge or approval by unscrupulous liars who say one thing to get elected and then do something very different once they're in office.
Show me the poll that indicates any sort of support for the current illegal police state.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 09:43 AM (LUgeY)
Well, you haven't been posting in both English AND French, so. That's probably against the law in Quebec.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 09:43 AM (w06Yj)
Nice little server farm you have there, be a shame if something happened to it!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2016 09:43 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 09:35 AM (zOTsN)
You know, if the Commies and Anti-american Internationalists and Muslims can keep themselves under control, for say, another ten years or so-
they'll win the whole ball of wax anyway without firing a shot.
And dips hits like the woman above will smirk smugly as they (figuratively) apply chains to themselves and their children
Assuming Hillary! or Sanders or Rubio or Bush or Kasich win in Nov.
I think Cruz is our best shot at preventing that.
But, I can see why people would go Trump, too.
However, i don't think the Commies and anti-American internationalists and Muslims can keep themselves under control-
we'll probably have a couple of major wars or a world war if the economic collapse happens.
so...
choose wisely people.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2016 09:44 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 09:43 AM (w06Yj)
Quelle horreur!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2016 09:45 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 09:46 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 09:46 AM (w06Yj)
don't really care, but this seems to be such a basic point. Was Cruz a
Canadian citizen or wasn't he? There shouldn't be any mystery about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2016 09:35 AM (TOk1P)
According to Canadian law experts contacted by a Dallas paper in 2013, he was. Apparently, Canada was (but is not now) one of the few countries to grant automatic citizenship to the children of foreigners born on their soil. The US and MAYBE one or two other countries do this. When Cruz found out, he renounced any claim he might have to Canadian citizenship that he would have had no reason to even know about (since neither he nor his parents took any active steps to make him a Canadian citizen).
I personally believe he did not know as he never gained anything from it or used it (to get a Canadian passport for instance) AND, given his Presidential ambitions, would have had reason to renounce it far sooner had he known.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 06, 2016 09:47 AM (NPofj)
I don't know if I have/had dual citizenship with Germany. I was born there 40(ish) years afo to American citizens and was told as a toung adult that I might have dual-citizenship. It all depends on Germany's laws and I haven't looked into it (yes, it would certainly behoove a person thinking of running for President to check into that, althoigh one of the few decent things about R candidates is that they usually *don't* spend their entire early lives planning on being President).
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 06, 2016 09:47 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 09:47 AM (zOTsN)
So funny! :Good for you. It's the conservative womans voter version of Lysistrata, I guess. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2016 09:47 AM (w4NZ8)
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They tried that with a "Canadian" on death row in TX to get him off the hook for it, thankfully, didn't work. I don't feel like searching for the case but the guy had been living and committing crimes in the States for quite a while (like 10 years; I don't know if as an illegal alien or not) but the last ditch effort with Canadian leftists flying down (I remember one union leader shit-head in particular being involved) didn't work. Ha-ha.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 09:48 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 09:48 AM (xq1UY)
Laginit
Laginit
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 09:02 AM (xq1UY)
You called? Need a bio-exorcism? Watch? iPhone? Whatever you need, I got it.
Posted by: Laginit at February 06, 2016 09:48 AM (A6ryA)
Unfortunately had a heart attack at sixty. Awaiting him at the Pearly Gates is Saint Peter who asks him his name, and begins scrolling through the paperwork.
'Is there a problem? ' the lawyer asks, then begins pleading his case for admittance.
'Apparently so,' Saint Peter replied. 'Going through your billable hours, you should have been here 20 years ago.'
Posted by: ugg boots at February 06, 2016 09:49 AM (fbovC)
Kind of related and funny:
https://twitter.com/nycconservative/status/695981538694057984
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 09:51 AM (t5zYU)
At.
All.
Sadly, it appears that our own politicians won't stand up for American sovereignty or law. That leaves me to do it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 09:51 AM (LUgeY)
And I imagine the "amazing strategies" Cruz used before the Supreme Court had something to do with actually reading and understanding the Constitution. From what I have seen of the Supreme Court that certainly would have taken them completely by surprise.
Posted by: Thatch at February 06, 2016 09:51 AM (pBZp4)
Well, I certainly could spell it that way. :^) For once, I seemed to have typed a word correctly and/or the autocorrect pixies weren't at their weird work.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 06, 2016 09:52 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 09:52 AM (zOTsN)
1. He's so Conservative it hurts!
2. Okay, maybe he's not Conservative, but he's not that bad.
3. Boo! Democrats!!! Boooooooooo!!
Posted by: eman at February 06, 2016 09:52 AM (MQEz6)
We have one every 4 years and people enthusiastically support the establishment Republicans and Democrats who push this stuff. In one of the debates Donald Trump mocked Rand's concerns about privacy and civil liberties and everyone on the Republican side seems to think Trump is some kind of anti-government savior. Nothing could be further from the truth.
People are stupid and easily fooled. That's how we got here.
Posted by: rfichoke at February 06, 2016 09:52 AM (vLCft)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 09:53 AM (rwI+c)
Dallas paper in 2013, he was. Apparently, Canada was (but is not now)
one of the few countries to grant automatic citizenship to the children
of foreigners born on their soil. The US and MAYBE one or two other
countries do this. When Cruz found out, he renounced any claim he might
have to Canadian citizenship that he would have had no reason to even
know about (since neither he nor his parents took any active steps to
make him a Canadian citizen).
I personally believe he did
not know as he never gained anything from it or used it (to get a
Canadian passport for instance) AND, given his Presidential ambitions,
would have had reason to renounce it far sooner had he known.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 06, 2016 09:47 AM (NPofj)
Which, and no offense to our Canuckian neighbors, is a load of horsepiss. We fought a war against the Brits because they wanted to do this very thing: demand loyalty from us, against our will.
Nope. Doesn't work that way. And again, any people around here saying "BUT BUT BUT... TEH TEDZ, WUZ CANADIAN!!"
Shut up. You shut up now, and keep shutting up. Until you die.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2016 09:53 AM (TOk1P)
If he's got Canadian genes, we'll know about it. Then he can trade in his lederhosen for a kilt IYKWIM.
I don't even want to think about what countries I "might" be eligible for citizenship in. And apparently none of my 4bears who fled/scrimped and saved/snuck out by dark of night did, either. But it's a bunch. Old joke, "Hell, I've been thrown out of better countries than this one..."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 09:54 AM (xq1UY)
and then there is Rubio, according to Breitbart.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zndr2jf
It's destiny
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 06, 2016 09:54 AM (JI4ri)
I believe not. My No. 1 Son was born in Germany, we registered his birth with the US State Department, and he has always been only a US citizen.
Germans don't give citizenship just for being born there. There are 3rd generation Turks whose grandparents came as guest workers in the 1960s who aren't German.
Germans are about the blood. If your family was a "Volga German" and emigrated to Russia in the 1800s, you have the right to citizenship if you've retained any connection to the German culture.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 06, 2016 09:54 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 09:54 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 06, 2016 09:54 AM (JI4ri)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 09:55 AM (rwI+c)
And outlaw guns.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2016 09:55 AM (NOIQH)
Which reminds me, they need to remake this movie except rename it Black Heat.
https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=OjzKiEs_pHI
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 06, 2016 09:55 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at February 06, 2016 09:55 AM (OvUux)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 09:56 AM (WOyz5)
1. He's so Conservative it hurts!
2. Okay, maybe he's not Conservative, but he's not that bad.
3. Boo! Democrats!!! Boooooooooo!!
Posted by: eman at February 06, 2016 09:52 AM (MQEz6)
Five sorts. You forgot:
4. Waaaah! You don't love him, and that makes me sadz.
5. Alright, Ruby Oh! is a Gopey Gope, and the Gopes gotta Gope the Gopey way.
Posted by: Zombie Liz Kubler Ross at February 06, 2016 09:56 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 06, 2016 09:56 AM (1xUj/)
I, for won, welcome the blog's move to wordpress code base and disqus for comments.
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 06, 2016 09:56 AM (JI4ri)
You would, you Nazi!
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 09:57 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 09:57 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: Anyone at February 06, 2016 09:57 AM (JA5Qu)
The first lawyer says, "Crap. I left the safe open in the office."
The second lawyer says, "Relax. We're both here."
Posted by: eman at February 06, 2016 09:58 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2016 09:58 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ricardo Johnson at February 06, 2016 09:58 AM (w06Yj)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 09:54 AM (xq1UY)
My grandfather used to tell us grand-kidlets that the family had been thrown out of Ireland for stealing linen form the bleaching grounds! We apparently just missed being transported.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2016 09:58 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 09:58 AM (rwI+c)
Zero experience. Zero accomplishments.
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Zero accomplishments? What about the Schmucky Tumor two step?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 06, 2016 09:59 AM (Nwg0u)
When I was young, conservative women withheld sex a lot.
Obviously due to their classical education.
Nobody noticed.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 09:59 AM (xq1UY)
BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 09:51 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: ugg boots at February 06, 2016 09:59 AM (fbovC)
I finally watched the Mike Rowe/rats video in the sidebar. Awesome work, people.
I now have a reason to visit NYC. Pack your bags, Tucker!
Posted by: Chi at February 06, 2016 10:00 AM (2tQk+)
I have had Italian citizenship since childhood, but never applied for passport, never traveled as an Italian citizen, and never even voted on those absentee ballots they used to send me.
Does that make me not American?
Posted by: East Bay KG at February 06, 2016 10:00 AM (YUrE9)
That's amazingly easy to do when you have a media controlled by our enemies (George Soros, I'm looking at you) that refuses to inform the people about the goings-on of their own government.
I still can't recall any candidate who had as part of their platform any mention of support for an electronic police state. I can't imagine anyone voting for anything like that. Virtually everything I've read about this subject was conducted in secret by courts we aren't aware of and have no accountability due to their secrecy.
I know that sounds all tinfoil hatty and stuff, but I'd be happy to discover differently.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 10:01 AM (LUgeY)
a load of horsepiss. We fought a war against the Brits because they
wanted to do this very thing: demand loyalty from us, against our will.
Nope. Doesn't work that way. And again, any people around here saying "BUT BUT BUT... TEH TEDZ, WUZ CANADIAN!!"
Shut up. You shut up now, and keep shutting up. Until you die.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2016 09:53 AM (TOk1P)
My thoughts exactly, Burt. Also no offense to Canada but who the hell are they to force citizenship on kids who already have perfectly good citizenship in their home country through their parent(s).
Posted by: redbanzai at February 06, 2016 10:02 AM (NPofj)
I believe that. He is the first "international" American President. His actions simply reinforce it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 10:02 AM (w06Yj)
'Man, I'd love to screw her', the one partner said.
The other partner shook his head in agreement, then added, 'But out of what?'
Posted by: ugg boots at February 06, 2016 10:04 AM (fbovC)
BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 09:51 AM (LUgeY)
It's just allergies.
Honest.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 10:04 AM (LUgeY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2W1Wi2U9sQ
And good morning.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 06, 2016 10:04 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 10:05 AM (w06Yj)
Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2016 10:05 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 10:06 AM (WOyz5)
Think of the money we would save.
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 06, 2016 10:06 AM (JI4ri)
What sort of weak-assed writing is that? Amazing strategies?
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Call it what it is, Canadian voodoo.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 06, 2016 10:06 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 10:06 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 10:07 AM (WOyz5)
*checks manifest*
She's down to 46% original Canadian components, so no longer eligible for the "Made in Canada" designation.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 06, 2016 10:07 AM (1xUj/)
Interestingly, I might *still* qualify as Mom is full German. Her family came to the US about 5 generations ago, but marroed within their community until her generation.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 06, 2016 10:07 AM (GDulk)
The french commies produced a propaganda film against the US where a US general is ordering the bulldozing of the farm and home of the widow of Jean Moulin, head of the Reistence who was tortured to death by Klaus Barbie. LOL
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 06, 2016 10:08 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 10:08 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Marco Rubio at February 06, 2016 10:09 AM (Ch0fq)
Trust me, I was there.
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 06, 2016 10:09 AM (JI4ri)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 06, 2016 10:09 AM (tEDMc)
Seems I heard that, but, her herpes is full-blooded American.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 10:09 AM (w06Yj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 10:09 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 10:10 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 10:07 AM (WOyz5)
===================================================
Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture - Finale. With all the crashing and the banging and the shooting. Very comforting.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 06, 2016 10:10 AM (dFi94)
our version of your anchor-baby citizenship law, or for dual U.S.-Canada
citizenship. You can apply for it if you want.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 10:06 AM (WOyz5)
NOW that may be the case in Canada but apparently when Cruz was born, Canadian officials were sneaking in to hospital nurseries and stamping "Property of Canada" on all the babies' little feet regardless of what nationality their parents were.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 06, 2016 10:10 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 10:02 AM (w06Yj)
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Obama became president for the same reason that a pedophile becomes a school janitor.
You really should check out Dinesh D'Souza's film, 2016: Obama's America. It starts by asking, Why did Obama disappoint so many of his supporters?
He was voted in by Democrats, independents, and a few disillusioned
Republicans. Many of them are feeling betrayed.
I'm gay, he
betrayed me. I'm Green, he betrayed me. I'm a DREAMer, he betrayed me. I
want card check, he betrayed me. I want to close Gitmo, he betrayed me.
I want the rich to pay higher taxes, he betrayed me. I want
single-payer healthcare, he betrayed me. I wanted transparency, he
betrayed me.
D'Souza replies: The reason is, these piddly Democrat-Republican squabbles are not Obama's concern.
According
to D'Souza, Obama's aim is way beyond this two-party conflict that the
rest of us Americans are locked in. Thanks largely to Obama's often
squalid overseas upbringing and the education his parents and
grandparents designed for him, he takes a much broader view of America:
as a colonialist thief of other nations' natural wealth. He has
essentially projected the sins of Britain onto America. The British Raj,
Churchill's suppression of the Mau-Mau Rebellion, are examples of the
crimes he lays at America's feet. Rapacious British = White = America.
That's why he wants to level America by reducing its military power and
individual Americans' standard of living. Of course this is misguided;
America is itself a former British colony which expelled its overlords
in a bloody revolution.
He used liberals (along with the independents and disgusted Republicans)
to get himself into power, but he's got another agenda all his own that
is well beyond disagreements over who pays what tax rate and whether
teenage rape victims should be forced to become mothers.
Therefore
he'll adopt progressive issues where they help him and not an inch
further. For instance, when he saw some of his base slipping, he did
finally evolve his own, deep, personal, individual view on gays marrying
-- but he also flat-out said he's not going to put any energy into it
as President.
He's stepped up the leftist agenda in his lame duck period, mainly because it serves to destroy what he considers the colonial superpower that so aggrieved his father.
Posted by: iforgot at February 06, 2016 10:10 AM (YOxw1)
of their platform any mention of support for an electronic police state.
I can't imagine anyone voting for anything like that. Virtually
everything I've read about this subject was conducted in secret by
courts we aren't aware of and have no accountability due to their
secrecy.
I know that sounds all tinfoil hatty and stuff, but I'd be happy to discover differently.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 10:01 AM (LUgeY)
The MFM was all over that stuff when Bush was President. Silent ever since Obama crawled in.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 06, 2016 10:11 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2016 10:11 AM (WOyz5)
So now they're reaping what they've sewn.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 06, 2016 09:29 AM (TOk1P)
Bespoke suits on Saville Row?
Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2016 10:11 AM (sdi6R)
He got what was coming to him, but not nearly good and hard enough.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2016 10:11 AM (JO9+V)
Then she came here, and under our outstanding stewardship got tats, boobs, hep c, and married a sleezeball.
If anyone should put up a fence, it's the Canadians.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 06, 2016 10:13 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 10:13 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: zombie Commodore Josiah Tattnall at February 06, 2016 10:14 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 06, 2016 10:14 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Princess Comon-Aywana-Leiea at February 06, 2016 10:14 AM (wKcQA)
We got Johnny Horton for that.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 06, 2016 10:15 AM (tEDMc)
I was testing a proxy server, guess that was a bad move here, but I ma getting tired of fighting with Pale Moon.
_____
Pale Moon with Adblock is the only way I can read or comment. Win10 with Edge gums up the works. Don't want to deprive the Ewok of kibble, but it is the only way it works right now.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 06, 2016 10:15 AM (MIKMs)
Iraqi refugee raped 10-year-old boy at a swimming pool, saying it was a sexual emergency
http://ind.pn/1nU5tsQ
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 06, 2016 10:15 AM (iQIUe)
Any butt in a storm...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 06, 2016 10:16 AM (iQIUe)
I've been thinking lately that the Napoleonic War was really the first World War.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 06, 2016 10:16 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: eman at February 06, 2016 10:16 AM (MQEz6)
Jackson's asskicking of the British at New Orleans but rather Russia's
defeat of the Grande Armee.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 10:13 AM (rwI+c)
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Yep, but nicely adaptable to any menace on the horizon. It's a shame we don't use it in ads against Hillary.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 06, 2016 10:16 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 10:16 AM (zOTsN)
About this time Saint Peter notices that the engineer hadn't shown up in heaven when he belongs, and he contacts the devil and demands the engineer back. The devil says no, and Saint Peter gets mad and threatens to sue.
The devil starts laughing "Sue? Where the hell are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
Posted by: Weirddave at February 06, 2016 10:17 AM (N8hFs)
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Yeah, but we've got The Battle of New Orleans and that's not about Borodino.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 06, 2016 10:17 AM (Nwg0u)
http://ind.pn/1nU5tsQ
Bruce With a Wang! at February 06, 2016 10:15 AM
The kid was injured, and had to go to the hospital.
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 06, 2016 10:18 AM (JI4ri)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 06, 2016 10:18 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at February 06, 2016 10:18 AM (tEDMc)
Posted by: gp at February 06, 2016 10:18 AM (+Jpqc)
I thought he was the real deal but-
Nope.
I guess he's given up his presidential dreams for good and is now just another pol looking for the next big gov't teat to latch onto.
The Rubio/GOPe squad must be making a lot of promises.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2016 10:19 AM (KUa85)
Gov. Abbott of Texas was the Attorney General of Texas when this took place. I believe Perry was Gov. Since the above shaded article is not dated, but involves Bush, Rice, etc. I'm left to assume this took place prior to 2008.
Need to clarify article please.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 06, 2016 10:19 AM (K0Iz7)
Bush ran in 2004 after signing the Patriot Act. McCain and Romney said nothing in favor of eliminating it. (And, par for the course, Obama said a few things about it previously but has been all too happy to enjoy the power of his position since 1/20/09.) As I've said, Trump bubbles with enthusiasm about shutting down the Internet and spying on people. Christie, Jeb, and Rubio are statist shits who support this stuff. Carson does too but I give him a pass because I really don't think he understands any of this. Cruz is trying to court some libertarianish voters but I don't have any faith that he won't be a vigorous supporter of the CIA, NSA, and FBI once in power (not to mention the EPA and BLM, so good luck ranchers).
I can't imagine anyone voting for anything like that. Virtually everything I've read about this subject was conducted in secret by courts we aren't aware of and have no accountability due to their secrecy.
Yes. But all of that stuff happens with explicit approval from Congress and our Presidents to "protect us from terrorists." And everybody says "Murica!" and votes for them. No matter what anyone says, these power-hungry people keep running and we keep electing them. Demonstrated preferences matter more than anything else.
Posted by: rfichoke at February 06, 2016 10:20 AM (vLCft)
See, that's the way to prove there are no muzzie terrorists in America: just delete the information! Then you can import millions more muzzies, because of course none of them are going to be terrorists either (the delete key on DHS computers will make damn sure of that!).
Traitorous F*cker Obama has politicized every damn branch of the federal government. He is determined to get as many foreigners and muzzies into the U.S. as possible, and doesn't give a hot shit how many of them are here to kill Americans.
Thanks again to all the POS voters who imposed this POS "president" on the rest of us.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 06, 2016 10:20 AM (df5V4)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 06, 2016 10:18 AM (dFi94)_______Have you ever seen some orchestra string sections? Should be another category added to the longbow v crossbow debate.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 06, 2016 10:20 AM (MIKMs)
In the course of things, we will have - must have - one sovereign world-state. Until then, it's "wars and rumors of wars," among opposing "sovereign" entities.
When I was young and dumb, I saw Alaska's and Hawaii's stars added to the flag, and I thought, wow, others could join in our Constitutional government, too! I imagined a possible North American union (I think I picked that up from some comic book). Back when I thought better of both Canada and Mexico.
WW2 ended less than a decade before I was born, and was still picking up the pieces when I was young. I saw Europe form a Union, and I hoped it would be a real "United Europe" like the USA is, bringing peace after hundreds of years of European war.
Even the African Union seemed positive as a development. All of these, in theory, seemed good.
I did not view all unions of states as positive, of course - the USSR in particular. All I ever needed to see was the bodies hanging on the fence between the Germanys to know that the USSR was a prison.
Eventually, I learned that the United Nations was more the enemy of free people than a route to world unity.
Throughout, though, I pledged allegiance exclusively to the flag of the United States of America.
What the Internationalists and New World Orderers want is to eliminate national sovereignty and impose a world union that is more USSR than USA. A godless order of rule by men, in violation of everything our Constitution and ideas of Rights stand for.
As such, we must do everything possible to resist them. Everything.
I still believe a world union is inevitable. Perhaps in a thousand years or two, the rest of the world can learn to have government the way the United States has - or, had, and is forgetting to preserve. Then we might begin to evolve to a worthy world union. Only then.
How many nations will fall and rise, how many wars will be fought, before that? God only knows. We can only endeavor to preserve what we've been given.
In the immediate perspective, one thing seems clear to me: There is only one candidate in the running for President this year who has argued for the sovereignty of the Republic and defended the Constitution against our enemies. He may be flawed and naive in some ways, but there is no other Constitutionalist running. And it's not the "Make America Grate Again" guy.
/rant
Posted by: mindful webworker - and to the Republic for which it stands at February 06, 2016 10:20 AM (H/5vA)
Tommy Lee, drummer in Motley Crue.
(You'll have to insert your own heavy metal umlauts in that band name, as my level of membership doesn't include them)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 10:20 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Fritz at February 06, 2016 10:21 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 10:21 AM (w06Yj)
Posted by: Juan McCain at February 06, 2016 10:21 AM (INxoa)
'Kid Rock' was her first marriage.
Then divorced.
Then she married again.
Then she divorced again.
Then married husband #2 again.
Looks like she just divorced him again.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 06, 2016 10:22 AM (fbovC)
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Some say the first world war was the Seven Years War (known in the U.S. as the French and
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 06, 2016 10:22 AM (Nwg0u)
Every guy Pam Anderson is associated with is a sleeze bucket. She has been married to Rick Saloman twice.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 06, 2016 10:24 AM (iQIUe)
Trailer park all right but with "chicken chips." Whatever the hell those are.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 10:24 AM (w06Yj)
It's America's overflow parking. We let them have a flag and some silly songs so they don't feel bad about having to wait outside.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, let all the children boogie at February 06, 2016 10:24 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2016 10:25 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 10:25 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 10:26 AM (zOTsN)
Lot of World Wars out there, depending on your World.
Our attachment to the Overture, 1812 is curious, as it's on the wrong side.
But if you want to hear it right proper, go to the Perry's Victory and International Peace Memorial at Put-in-Bay the weekend after Labor Day. Outside, full orchestra, and an 1812 re-enactors encampment, so, real cannons and the right ones. "The big guns fired last."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 10:26 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 06, 2016 10:26 AM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: eman at February 06, 2016 10:26 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 10:27 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2016 10:28 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: Geddy Lee at February 06, 2016 10:28 AM (INxoa)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 10:28 AM (w06Yj)
Royalist Russia vs the bloody French dictator Napoleon? I'd say we have no dog in that fight.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 10:28 AM (rwI+c)
Canada is loaded with hot Asian babes.
Posted by: eman at February 06, 2016 10:26 AM
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European "Asians" or Asian Asians?
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And thank you, Texas. Sometimes I think if it weren't for you, we wouldn't have a country at all.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 06, 2016 10:29 AM (E6RIJ)
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Speak for yourself.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 06, 2016 10:29 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 10:16 AM (zOTsN)
She actually owes her career to being picked out of a crowd at a sporting event and being featured on a jumbotron. The crowd started screaming and hooting at the pretty blond girl. Who had normal size hooters at the time and looked like a beautiful wholesome girl next door. She was wearing a beer tshirt and they hired her as a model and the rest is history.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 06, 2016 10:29 AM (K0Iz7)
No. Silicon based life forms are precluded from the presidency.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 06, 2016 10:29 AM (fbovC)
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Maybe they mean "our immigration laws are being broken."
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 06, 2016 10:29 AM (Nwg0u)
She was also the first pioneer in the sex tape business.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2016 10:29 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2016 10:30 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 10:30 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Some Horta at February 06, 2016 10:30 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 10:31 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Geddy Lee at February 06, 2016 10:31 AM (INxoa)
Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2016 10:28 AM (e3bId)
Good God, no!
She can't even properly run her love life and you want her running the country?!?
Posted by: redbanzai at February 06, 2016 10:31 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: gp at February 06, 2016 10:18 AM
Exhibit A, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: rfichoke at February 06, 2016 10:32 AM (vLCft)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 06, 2016 10:29 AM
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Bingo. That's a great retort too. Wish some of our lily-livered candidates would use it.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 06, 2016 10:32 AM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 06, 2016 10:32 AM (Nwg0u)
Well, we do what we can.
Posted by: Texas at February 06, 2016 10:33 AM (w06Yj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2016 10:33 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: eman at February 06, 2016 10:33 AM (MQEz6)
She'd be the perfect symbol of today's America, what with all the secks being done to us and all.
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 10:34 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 06, 2016 10:34 AM (dFi94)
You'd want to discuss that with Jefferson, his partisans, and Citizen Genet.
Certainly, you and I don't, but it was quite an issue Back in The Day.
Also, Louisiana Purchase. The Spanish probably have a point there.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 10:34 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2016 10:35 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: Geddy Lee at February 06, 2016 10:36 AM (INxoa)
One might say that Jefferson bought stolen property. It just fell off the back of a truck.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 10:36 AM (rwI+c)
given all the natural resources and ports, etc.
But, of course, it would have to follow the Constitution, so that would mean making everyone Americans.
Canada would be an easy fold in, except for -
Quebec.
That might require an armed invasion-
or perhaps, an embargo on berets might do the trick.
They're sorta kinda French so who knows?
Mexico would be tougher due to all the corruption and leftist values-
I suppose we could gobble it up, say, ten miles at a time-
go in, kill all the drug lords, etc, imprison corruptocrats, set up schools to teach American values.
A long time project for sure, which dooms it to failure.
Mexico is more or less a failed state with a thick, creamy layer of rich oligarchs.
So ,I guess the anti-Americans in Washington have decided to import Mexican values-
and become the oligarchs.
Yay!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2016 10:36 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 10:36 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: eman at February 06, 2016 10:36 AM (MQEz6)
Well, no stories of her being $18T in debt. So there's that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 10:37 AM (w06Yj)
Certainly, you and I don't, but it was quite an issue Back in The Day.
Also, Louisiana Purchase. The Spanish probably have a point there.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 10:34 AM (xq1UY)
Jefferson? Louisiana Purchase? A real estate deal? A yuuuuge and fabulous real estate transaction? Classy and luxurious? Jefferson wore his hair funky too? Hmmmmm.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2016 10:38 AM (JO9+V)
The first known use of lily-livered was in 1605. From the medieval belief that the liver was the seat of courage, and the pale color of the lily flower. A person who had no blood in their liver would have no courage and would thus be a coward.
And I did not know this.^^^ But I knew it meant some kind of spineless bastard.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 06, 2016 10:38 AM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 10:38 AM (zOTsN)
Ain't it the truth. Our beach condo is rented to a Canadian couple for the month right now. It's 44 degrees here. They think it's Spring.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 10:38 AM (rwI+c)
The real question is "is the U.S. a real country?"
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 06, 2016 10:32 AM (Nwg0u)
Canada, who cares? Boring place, boring people, cold and underpopulated and the boring people are also cheap and never tip.
Sounds like a great place to retire to......count me in.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 06, 2016 10:39 AM (ej1L0)
His instinct seems to be to be being lured into embracing what conservatives are against, assuming he's didn't start out sympathetic to those things in the first place. He is completely out of touch with the base and has an odd attractions to NY senators.
I am not idealistic about politicians and politics (I believe that, generally, politics attracts the worst kind of people and incentivizes bad behaviour), but AFAIC, those two sins of Rubio's are politically unforgivable and I will not support him in the primaries.
Posted by: Chiquita de Afriqua - trying to get past the hamster bodyguards at February 06, 2016 10:40 AM (Yl3Ht)
Posted by: Chiquita de Afriqua - trying to get past the hamster bodyguards at February 06, 2016 10:40 AM (Yl3Ht)
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I like the new twist in your nic.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 06, 2016 10:41 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 06, 2016 10:42 AM (jV8Mq)
A US President wants very badly to form a union of like-minded nations. He's also nuts. I'd like to say "hilarity ensues," but alas no. Lot of issues in that book.
It's long out of print, but was a Readers Digest selection once, and those are still around. [/condensed bookthread]
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 10:42 AM (xq1UY)
Mexico is more or less a failed state with a thick, creamy layer of rich oligarchs.
So ,I guess the anti-Americans in Washington have decided to import Mexican values-
and become the oligarchs.
Yay!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2016 10:36 AM (KUa85)
Our own oligarchs seem to like that model of governance.
Posted by: rickl at February 06, 2016 10:42 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: steevy at February 06, 2016 10:42 AM (B48dK)
The Canadians are big on the 'Jersey Shore' too. In March and April they're the only ones on the beach. Landlords must love them for 'off-season' rentals.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 06, 2016 10:42 AM (fbovC)
She's been married and divorced half a dozen times, to the same men, with an occasional new one(Kid Rock) thrown in for good measure. She has had her boobs enlarged, enlarged again, reduced, enlarged, etc. She goes from one cartoonish look to the next.
She's worn lettuce for Peta, she is on some AIDS foundation, she contracted Hepatitis C from sharing tattoo needles(right), she has posed umpteen times for Playboy, and other magazines.
Her latest "me too" is telling People and Oprah, and whoever that she was molested by a baby sitter when she was a little kid, that she was raped at 12, she was gang raped at 14 by a boyfriend and his gang of friends. I'm shocked there isn't a priest in there somewhere and a Prime Minister.
In other words, she's nuts.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 06, 2016 10:42 AM (K0Iz7)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 06, 2016 10:44 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 10:44 AM (w06Yj)
I recommend the show Romeo Section about brave cannucks who shtupp for their country. Lots of hot asian chicks since they are all chinese spies.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 06, 2016 10:44 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 06, 2016 10:44 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at February 06, 2016 10:45 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 10:45 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 06, 2016 10:45 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: eman at February 06, 2016 10:26 AM (MQEz6)
There's a semi-interesting story behind that.
When Britain signed off on turning Hong Kong over to the Commies-
most of those who were reasonably well-off or flat out wealthy were looking for a place to go.
Canada, or maybe it was specifically Toronto, made it extremely easy to come aboard.
In any event, most of the ex-Hong Kongers wound up in Toronto.
and Toronto and Canada got a nice little economic boost out of the whole thing.
I always wondered why we, that is the US gov't didn't attempt the same thing-
but, I guess, we were to busy importing third world illiterates who stay on welfare for life and muslim teorrorists-
to bother with hard-working, business oriented Chinese.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2016 10:45 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 10:30 AM (zOTsN)
I read in Wikipedia that only 2% of adults are actually blond. Don't know if that covers only Caucasians or it's 2% worldwide. Not gonna check.
Posted by: Chiquita de Afriqua - trying to get past the hamster bodyguards at February 06, 2016 10:46 AM (Yl3Ht)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 06, 2016 10:46 AM (dFi94)
Yes,
Hola. Chiquita de Afriqua!
The hamster bodyguards have been vicious today!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2016 10:46 AM (wYnyS)
Point of reference. Canada has about the same population as Texas.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2016 10:25 AM (JO9+V)"
Canada also has a GDP that is about the same as Texas. Therefore, if Canada is added to the United States, it should get the same number of senators as Texas.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 06, 2016 10:46 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2016 10:46 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 06, 2016 10:46 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton
Ruth Bader Meinhoff? I'd hit it.
- Billy Jeff Clinton
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 06, 2016 10:47 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 10:47 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 10:48 AM (rwI+c)
British at New Orleans but rather Russia's defeat of the Grande Armee.
What's funny is that Canadians think that they won that one. No lie, the phrase I've heard more from Canadians than any other is "We burned your White House in 1812", despite the fact that a) it happened in 1814 and b) the troops that did it were straight off the boats from fighting France, with not a single Canuck regiment among them.
Depending on my mood I either ask them to come burn it again today or simply smile and say "And any time you're game for a rematch, just let us know".
Posted by: Weirddave at February 06, 2016 10:49 AM (N8hFs)
Posted by: steevy at February 06, 2016 10:49 AM (B48dK)
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Duh. They weren't commie or muzzle.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 06, 2016 10:49 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 10:34 AM (xq1UY)
The Spanish have no real point. They had ceded control of the Louisiana Territory to France as part of their voluntary inclusion into Napoleons empire, and Napoleon needed cash.
The Spanish didn't get the Silver and Gold given voluntarily to the war effort back either, it was also used to satisfy debts of the Empire.
This is a warning to any would be globalists.
"Well, we know you were used to Maine, but Burkina Fasso voted that they needed the cash more than they needed maple syrup, so it was sold outright to the Saudi Household.
I am sure they will get used to the new property and sartorial laws in time."
Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2016 10:50 AM (q2o38)
Not bad, but it just looks to me like a long soap opera filled with intrigue and infidelity set in a war. I like Jillian Anderson's character. She's delightfully weaselly as a matchmaker to the tzars who knows where all the bodies are buried.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 10:51 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: steevy at February 06, 2016 10:51 AM (B48dK)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 10:51 AM (zOTsN)
LEFT. FOOT. RIGHT. FOOT. LEFT. FOOT. RIGHT. FOOT. TURN. AND. SMILE. AND. WAVE. AND HOLD!
LEFT. FOOT. RIGHT. FOOT. RIGHT. FOOT. STOP wait for me, RIGHT. FOOT. no, straighten it out, stop STOP shitshitshitshitshit
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 06, 2016 10:51 AM (VdICR)
Or, you could break up Texas into ten provinces.
But then they'd want Territories.
And the Texans would have nunavit.
"Save your fork, Duke, there's pie."
--Yukon waitress, who should have been a Texan, to the Governor-General
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 10:51 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: steevy at February 06, 2016 10:52 AM (B48dK)
Posted by: steevy at February 06, 2016 10:53 AM (B48dK)
Both the van and the vacuum cleaner went in the respective shops last week, and we didn't get them back before the weekend as we'd hoped. You have to plan ahead like that. (We do have the pick'm up, though.)
I've never heard of the roller on a vacuum (upright) seizing up, but that's apparently what happened.
Posted by: mindful webworker - wading through dirty floors at February 06, 2016 10:53 AM (H/5vA)
With apologies to Tolkien, but the New World Uniparty Government always makes me think of "One Hobnailed Jackboot To Rule Them All!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2016 10:54 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 10:54 AM (w06Yj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 10:55 AM (LUgeY)
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I like the new twist in your nic.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 06, 2016 10:41 AM (dFi94)
Thanks. The dark powers were not allowing me to post under chique. So I tried switching from Opera to Chrome. Still didn't work. Then I tried disguising my nic and not using WiFi. That worked.
I've been having a lot of trouble commenting. Maet helped so I can post from my phone about 70% of the time. I can't post from my laptop.
I hate typing on the phone, but at least I now have an Android phone. Typing so much on my old iPhone would have been a nightmare.
Posted by: Chiquita de Afriqua - trying to get past the hamster bodyguards at February 06, 2016 10:55 AM (Yl3Ht)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 10:54 AM (w06Yj)
We'll be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Adm Josh Painter at February 06, 2016 10:56 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 06, 2016 10:56 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 06, 2016 10:56 AM (w06Yj)
"with smiling bastards lying to you everywhere you go"
Posted by: Stan Rogers at February 06, 2016 10:57 AM (wYnyS)
I had an unpleasant few moments over that once. Studebaker club toured the newly-rebuilt Fort Meigs, and of course our Ontarians were there. There was a woman who had to go on about how often and how ineffectively the US had invaded Canada (and "we" did, surely enough), and I had to point out to her that we were standing on land that was invaded by British Canada, and how and where Tecumseh died.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 10:57 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2016 10:58 AM (JO9+V)
90% of their population lives within 50 miles of the US Border.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 06, 2016 10:58 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 06, 2016 10:59 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2016 10:59 AM (e3bId)
actually blond. Don't know if that covers only Caucasians or it's 2%
worldwide. Not gonna check.
Posted by: Chiquita de Afriqua - trying to get past the hamster bodyguards at February 06, 2016 10:46 AM (Yl3Ht)
Blondes turn dark as they age. Sort of like oak paneling. And the boundaries between the natural blond and mouse-brown are movable, depending on your age, sex, and elements of personal will.
Redheads stay red, or at least chestnut.
(Waggles ginger eyebrows)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2016 11:00 AM (q2o38)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at February 06, 2016 10:46 AM (dFi94)
That would be my choice too.
Posted by: Chiquita de Afriqua - trying to get past the hamster bodyguards at February 06, 2016 11:00 AM (Yl3Ht)
Posted by: Gimli the Dwarf at February 06, 2016 11:00 AM (VdICR)
(Waggles ginger eyebrows)
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Really? Seems to me redheads fade.
Posted by: iforgot at February 06, 2016 11:01 AM (YOxw1)
Posted by: rfichoke at February 06, 2016 11:01 AM (vLCft)
Posted by: Naes at February 06, 2016 11:02 AM (Ypc8j)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 06, 2016 11:02 AM (JO9+V)
Redheads stay red, or at least chestnut.
You're young yet, son. It turns pure silver. All over, too.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 11:02 AM (xq1UY)
Ham.
Actually, pork loin*. Smoked, sliced thin. Then grilled til dry and tough as shoe leather. Serve on egg McMuffin.
*hence the local's term "back bacon."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 06, 2016 11:03 AM (5buP8)
and Toronto and Canada got a nice little economic boost out of the whole thing.
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The same can be said for Vancouver
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 06, 2016 11:03 AM (bA+CL)
Posted by: Weirddave at February 06, 2016 11:03 AM (N8hFs)
Posted by: rfichoke at February 06, 2016 11:01 AM (vLCft)
But a much more horde-ish singer I think you will agree!
"The skipper, he'd been drinking and the Mate, he felt no pain."
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 06, 2016 11:04 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 06, 2016 11:04 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Egg McMuffin at February 06, 2016 11:04 AM (1xUj/)
http://tinyurl.com/h2wvfvl
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 06, 2016 10:59 AM (Nwg0u)
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If it were easy, everyone would be doing it.
Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2016 11:04 AM (e3bId)
You can always spot them down here in the winter: they're at Wet n' Wild in February when it's 40 degrees in shorts and sandals.
NTTAWWT, but if it's below 70, it's time to set something on fire.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 11:05 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: rfichoke at February 06, 2016 11:05 AM (vLCft)
Redheads stay red, or at least chestnut.
(Waggles ginger eyebrows)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2016 11:00 AM (q2o3
Black (African? ) people's skin gets darker too, at least on the face. Happened to both parents, who were relatively light skinned (compared to most of their countrymen.) Must be cumulative sun exposure because their bodies were/are still light skinned.
Generally the rest of our bodies are lighter than our faces but age exacerbates the difference.
Posted by: Chiquita de Afriqua - trying to get past the hamster bodyguards at February 06, 2016 11:05 AM (Yl3Ht)
Posted by: Y-not (@moxiemom) at February 06, 2016 11:05 AM (t5zYU)
X11. We could expand that to all of British Columbia.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 06, 2016 11:06 AM (5buP8)
Spouse(s)
Tommy Lee (m. 1995-9
Kid Rock (m. 2006-07)
Rick Salomon (m. 2007-2008; 2014-2015)
Final score 4 marriages, 4 divorces to 3 'men'.
Average duration of marriage; 1.5 years
Now you're all prepared for the inevitable Final Jeopardy question someday.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 06, 2016 11:06 AM (fbovC)
(Waggles ginger eyebrows)Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2016 11:00 AM (q2o3
________
We seem to fade to blonde then go white early.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 06, 2016 11:08 AM (MIKMs)
Jackson's asskicking of the British at New Orleans but rather Russia's
defeat of the Grande Armee.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 10:13 AM (rwI+c)
I would love to hear an old-style composer (not in the vein of Glass or Britten) do an opera or orchestral piece on the 1812 war.
The whole thing winds up to a crescendo, a peaceful resolution movement to signify the treaty of Ghent, followed by the intersection of British marching music, bombasitc orchestration slowly being eclipsed by a finishing piece that is a tribute to Yankee Doodle and Johnny Horton's Battle of New Orleans.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2016 11:08 AM (q2o38)
His instinct seems to be to be being lured into embracing what conservatives are against, assuming he's didn't start out sympathetic to those things in the first place. He is completely out of touch with the base and has an odd attractions to NY senators.
I am not idealistic about politicians and politics (I believe that, generally, politics attracts the worst kind of people and incentivizes bad behaviour), but AFAIC, those two sins of Rubio's are politically unforgivable and I will not support him in the primaries.
Posted by: Chiquita de Afriqua - trying to get past the hamster bodyguards at February 06, 2016 10:40 AM (Yl3Ht)
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This is where I am too. A very central argument Rubio uses in his stump and debates (which is basically paragraphs of his stump), is electability as an argument unto itself. Hillary doesn't want to face me. I'll beat Hillary. Using that as a central argument in a primary before anyone voted (now we have Iowa that has voted) is trying to shortcut the difficult and sometimes primary process. It's also a tell that Rubio is going to pivot hard to the center as soon as he can. This is the most conservative Rubio you are going to get, right now, and it's not enough for me anymore.
Above that, it's all based on him polling a point or 2 better than Cruz vs Hillary. I'm not having it. Cruz needs to take this non-argument head on tonight in the debate, and I bet he does. His campaign has been run really well. They are well aware this is going to be a slog for them and they will have to take fire from all directions if they are going to come out on the other side.
Posted by: Dave S. at February 06, 2016 11:08 AM (mhkbv)
Posted by: steevy at February 06, 2016 11:09 AM (B48dK)
and Toronto and Canada got a nice little economic boost out of the whole thing.
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The same can be said for Vancouver
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 06, 2016 11:03 AM (bA+CL)
Actually, I think my brain failed me here.
I think Vancouver was the main Canadian city Hong Kongers moved to.
Stupid brain!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 06, 2016 11:10 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: iforgot at February 06, 2016 11:01 AM (YOxw1)
Everyone fades. White or Iron grey is the destination for pretty much everyone.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 06, 2016 11:10 AM (q2o38)
Rules are one on one, so they cannot doubleteam him.
So I'm not a basketball fan, but how many NBA players are of the mestizo extraction?
I only know of Steph Curry from the info Wheaties presents to me on the box. And Steph ain't mestizo.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at February 06, 2016 11:11 AM (U6f54)
Lame argument against Cruz
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 06, 2016 09:19 AM (WVsWD)
My take on it: whether he knew about it or not, Cruz did not take advantage of his birthright Canadian citizenship. Didn't vote, didn't join the Canadian Forces, didn't get a passport. Meanwhile, as per established U.S. law, had automatic U.S. citizenship by virtue of being born to an American mother.Which citizenship he has exercised. And he has since legally renounced his Canadian citizenship. Ergo, no divided loyalties, either in theory or in practice, which certainly meets the intent of the "natural-born citizen" clause for Presidential eligibility.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2016 11:11 AM (Z8fuk)
"The Mary Ellen Carter" and the lyrics are worth a listen.
Posted by: Zombie Stan Rogers at February 06, 2016 11:15 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 06, 2016 09:20 AM (rwI+c)
Thought experiment: suppose Fidel Castro has a brain wave, and declares that everyone in the world who has even one person of Cuban descent in their family tree is a full citizen of Cuba, and that citizenship, by Cuban law, cannot be revoked? Does that automatically make both Cruz and Rubio ineligible to become POTUS?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2016 11:17 AM (Z8fuk)
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Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 06, 2016 09:29 AM (LUgeY)
Timbits are donut "holes", and they are yummy. Ask AlexTheChick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2016 11:22 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: DaveA at February 06, 2016 11:25 AM (DL2i+)
So I'm not a basketball fan, but how many NBA players are of the mestizo extraction?
Just going from memory, not many. The Latin American players I know of are European extraction--Manu Ginobili, Tiago Splitter etc.
Ginobili is out for a month because he got kneed in the balls the other night. He had surgery on his testicle. I'm not a dude, but that sounds extremely to me
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Posted by: Lea at February 06, 2016 09:42 AM (vmMMi)
Heh. An over-weight, unfunny "comedian" peddling under-strength, unpalatable beer. Synchronicity, baby!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2016 11:32 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Willis Castlightly at February 06, 2016 09:56 AM (JI4ri)
Disqus? Fuck you! You are aware, are you not, that disqus requires registration, and tracks you across sites? Fuck you!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2016 11:39 AM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2016 10:05 AM (e3bId)
Pam is from Canada. Her tits are from Delaware.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2016 11:43 AM (Z8fuk)
Redheads stay red, or at least chestnut.
You're young yet, son. It turns pure silver.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 06, 2016 11:02 AM (xq1UY)
Mine started turning silver when I was sixteen. I fought it for years until the ratio of silver to red whipped me but good. Now my hair is all silver and I am still way on the south side of 50 (although I have been pulling 40 on a hand cart for several years :-P)
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ISWYDT
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Posted by: rfichoke at February 06, 2016 11:05 AM (vLCft)
Rise Again, I think. Stan Rogers was a fine singer and songwriter. RIP.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 06, 2016 12:05 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: rfichoke at February 06, 2016 12:18 PM (vLCft)
Posted by: open thread imperial storm troopers at February 06, 2016 12:25 PM (WOyz5)
The article does read like the campaign flyer it is, for the "amazing" Ted Cruz. It says Abbott "agreed", seemingly with Cruz as the initiator. I think Abbott agreed with Gov. Perry, seems more likely. Then they assigned Cruz. That doesn't take away from the work Cruz did, but he no doubt had counsel at every step. But Cruz was doing his job, not initiating the fight for sovereignty on his own.
But it's a good story, to help counter his TPP squishiness. Even with his high heels, Rubio doesn't stand knee high to Cruz. Trump is still stronger on trade and borders, and has executive experience and motivational abilities ... but I wish he had more of Cruz's legal and constitutional strength.
here is a wiki version of the case
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medell%C3%ADn_v._Texas
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 06, 2016 01:03 PM (5Gpe2)
That might not be what they're looking to prosecute now, but I think it's just a matter of time before the precedent set by a deal like this empowers foreign countries to prosecute regular American people for their anonymous comments on the internet.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at February 06, 2016 01:22 PM (0OG8D)
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