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Morning Thread (2-2-2016)
So today is the day where we talk about the shadow cast by a fat rodent.
But enough about Hillary's Iowa caucus travails.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 02, 2016 08:12 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Gmac - Waiting on Colombus #two weeks my aching ass and screw Soothie, he asked for it at February 02, 2016 08:12 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 02, 2016 08:13 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Dondi at February 02, 2016 08:13 AM (bA+CL)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 02, 2016 08:13 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 02, 2016 08:13 AM (VcKnO)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2016 08:14 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 08:14 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Chicago Tribune at February 02, 2016 08:14 AM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 02, 2016 08:14 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2016 08:14 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 02, 2016 08:14 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2016 08:15 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2016 08:15 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 08:15 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Your Alarm Clock Radio at February 02, 2016 08:15 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Phil Connors at February 02, 2016 08:15 AM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2016 08:15 AM (8HTq1)
he was a martyr however
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 08:16 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Honeybadger at February 02, 2016 08:16 AM (JO9+V)
From this date in 1944- near Naples, Italy
Feb 2, 1944 - The EZ Dog Journal
Slept late. Could have gone to Capri but couldn't see the use in wasting a day like that. Spent the morning shopping and the afternoon cruising around in the General's car. The coast drive around the point at Sorrento is certainly beautiful.
Had a native dance, original from Sorrento, as a floor show at dinner. Quaint old country costumes. Dance is called "Tarantilla" or something like that.
Nice little break from the war.
Tarantella Calabrese folk dance video-
http://tinyurl.com/j8njay5
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 02, 2016 08:16 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 02, 2016 08:16 AM (r9tFS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 08:16 AM (ayzCq)
Posted by: Jim "Dougie" Gilmore at February 02, 2016 08:17 AM (Dj0WE)
Wow, my guy Cruz won. I feel like the dog that finally caught a car: now what?
In any event and despite whatever happens...
#freshhell
#WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 08:17 AM (LUgeY)
Groundhog Day 2016: Punxsutawney Phil sees no shadow, predicts early spring
Global warming, no doubt.
Groundhog a lib?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 08:17 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2016 08:15 AM (JO9+V)
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!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: @votermom at February 02, 2016 08:17 AM (cbfNE)
Maimonides, "The Guide For the Perplexed"
Maimonides was a Rabbi, Philosopher, man of science and faith who lived from 1135-1204
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2016 08:18 AM (w4NZ8)
So of course he's not gonna be the Dem nominee.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 02, 2016 08:18 AM (r9tFS)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, groundhog for a day at February 02, 2016 08:18 AM (NeFrd)
Morning, Glories!
Posted by: mindful webworker - mister sunshine at February 02, 2016 08:18 AM (Yu4ah)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 08:18 AM (jqZ8a)
Trump or Cruz... Either way, the Quislings got a kick in the nuts, and that's what really matters.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 02, 2016 08:18 AM (J+mig)
Note to self: Get blind groundhog, spring never ends.
Posted by: Phil Connors at February 02, 2016 08:19 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Phil Connors at February 02, 2016 08:19 AM (oVJmc)
C-Span and a couple of other places reporting on Hillary corruption in Polk County, Iowa.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 08:18 AM (jqZ8a)
Corruption in the Democratic Party? That's unpossible!
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 02, 2016 08:19 AM (J+mig)
New Thomas Sowell
OBAMA HAS TURNED CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS INTO LAME DUCKS
Plus more sobering reminders of where things stand.
http://ow.ly/XQm8W
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 08:19 AM (qCMvj)
Staten Island Chuck
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2016 08:19 AM (8HTq1)
Since it was in the upper 70's this past weekend......
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 08:19 AM (jqZ8a)
We finally got a Sonic near us a few months ago.
Gotta tell ya, Burger King grilled hot dogs are far better then the Sonic version.
Sonic tastes kinda like a salt lick.
I was really surprised by that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2016 08:20 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: mnw (fair and ballast) at February 02, 2016 08:20 AM (/krQw)
The GOP
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2016 08:20 AM (8HTq1)
Pleasant myth that the Tarantella was danced to keep from dying after a spiderbite.
In truth it has something to do with Taranto. Best of The Web?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 02, 2016 08:20 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 02, 2016 08:18 AM (J+mig)
Absofrickkenlutely!
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 02, 2016 08:21 AM (JO9+V)
And yet, Ted Cruz is "extreme."
The country has crossed from unserious to clinically insane.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 08:21 AM (659DL)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2016 08:21 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 08:21 AM (ayzCq)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 08:22 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Punxsutawny Phil at February 02, 2016 08:22 AM (1BQGO)
Enough about Hillary. How'd Burnie do?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 08:22 AM (jqZ8a)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Merwan-Chabane.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2016 08:23 AM (9AErY)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2016 08:23 AM (GGCsk)
Pubio coming in like the did, oy. I am depressed.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 08:23 AM (ayzCq)
Posted by: Your Alarm Clock Radio at February 02, 2016 08:24 AM (1xUj/)
****
A couple of those dudes in the video dance like they were just bitten by a spider. Just an observation.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, groundhog for a day at February 02, 2016 08:24 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 08:24 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 02, 2016 08:18 AM (J+mig)
Yeah BUT, Rubio's strong showing is unfortunate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2016 08:25 AM (kzdjp)
Dear God. What's in the corn out there?
Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2016 08:25 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 08:25 AM (0O7c5)
Way to celebrate, by parroting libtard lies.
Classy.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 02, 2016 08:25 AM (r9tFS)
Posted by: ugg boots at February 02, 2016 08:25 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2016 08:26 AM (9AErY)
-The GOP
It's kind of like being named the world's best European baseball team.
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2016 08:26 AM (yddCj)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 08:26 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 08:24 AM (oVJmc)
*****
Yup. Best way to beat a socialist is to out-socialist him. Largely how we got to where we are today.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, groundhog for a day at February 02, 2016 08:26 AM (NeFrd)
Want to know what's next? Garbage police. Yes, that's right. They check my garbage to see if I am recycling and composting. If not, civil penalty and fine.
You're welcome.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 02, 2016 08:26 AM (EZebt)
Meh, interchangeable I guess.
http://tinyurl.com/h5t3j2a
Germany=> Migrants Attack Elderly Man After He Tried to Stop Sexual Assault on Train (VIDEO)
*loads another XDS mag
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 08:26 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 08:26 AM (0O7c5)
Classy.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 02, 2016 08:25 AM (r9tFS)
I think Ace is getting cheap in his older age...He seems to be renting cheaper and cheaper trolls lately
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2016 08:27 AM (kzdjp)
I had honest-to-God kinda forgot he was even still running, so.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 08:27 AM (ayzCq)
That is, if you actually put stock in Iowa results as a predictor for the future.
Which they are not...
Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2016 08:27 AM (GGCsk)
.
.
.
.I thought it was an African Swallow.
Posted by: Brian the Shrubber at February 02, 2016 08:27 AM (iONHu)
The four formost contenders all have little to no experience in government. The Iowa caucus has devolved into a politicized celebrity coronation without any thought for the good of the country.
At this point Im very skeptical that this election can still be salvaged for the party, but Reince Priebus MUST take first steps to ensure that the party doesnt devolve into another circus in 2020!
Posted by: Begonia at February 02, 2016 08:27 AM (SiU5w)
"What's the probability of a coin flip coming up heads six times in a row?"
"Is the coin being flipped in Iowa?"
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 02, 2016 08:27 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Crazy Commie Grandpa at February 02, 2016 08:28 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 08:27 AM (ayzCq)
he's totally faded from the scene.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 08:28 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 08:28 AM (oVJmc)
action regarding our primary system. The stunning lack of judgement the
state of Iowa has demonstrated cannot possibly be ignored by the party.
The four formost contenders all have little to no experience in
government. The Iowa caucus has devolved into a politicized celebrity
coronation without any thought for the good of the country.
The result is more a repudiation of the GOP than the primary system, I think.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 02, 2016 08:29 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2016 08:29 AM (GGCsk)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 02, 2016 08:30 AM (a31sM)
I was taught by one of the best grifters ever how to make a coin toss come out as I want about 90% of the time...
Posted by: Mr Wizard at February 02, 2016 08:30 AM (eOpVe)
And yet she looks upbeat. Gotta give her credit for that. She chose good surgeons.
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2016 08:30 AM (yddCj)
________________
She stole more than that in those phony coin flip "wins."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 02, 2016 08:30 AM (a31sM)
Which they are not...
Posted by: Marcus T at February 02, 2016 08:27 AM (GGCsk)
Yeah Iowa is a FUBAR primary/caucus and it is rediculous that is goes first, HOWEVER, what will happen ( and it already is starting with Huckster dropping out ) is that many of the RINO candidates will begin to fold- Jeb/Christie/Kasich and "All" that support will probably go to Rubio. He will be dangerous. In my 'opinion" it will come down to either Cruz or Trump vs Rubio for the Nomination.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2016 08:31 AM (kzdjp)
66 Is it Rapey Tuesday or Refugee Tuesday.
__________________
Is there a difference?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 02, 2016 08:30 AM (a31sM)
rapefugee tuesday!!!
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 08:31 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Begonia
Burn baby burn!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 08:31 AM (jqZ8a)
Sad to say.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2016 08:31 AM (9AErY)
Posted by: Begonia at February 02, 2016 08:27 AM
Oh FFS... Seriously? Thanks Captain Obvious. You and the rest of the Red State kids........
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 02, 2016 08:31 AM (VcKnO)
hmmmmm
Posted by: Mr Wizard at February 02, 2016 08:31 AM (eOpVe)
One of the two socialist will have to propose soon that not only will tuition be free but student should be paid to study. Because they are working to improve themselves (and the country) and nobody should do that for free.
I have heard this line more than a few times students and expect to start hearing it from the leaders of the FSA
Posted by: Punxsutawny Phil at February 02, 2016 08:32 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Weasel at February 02, 2016 08:32 AM (6xtq3)
The really important thing is...
Jeb is still in the race.
And he saw his shadow today.
Posted by: mindful webworker - pre-caffeinated at February 02, 2016 08:32 AM (Yu4ah)
Posted by: Your Alarm Clock Radio at February 02, 2016 08:32 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Wendell Wilke at February 02, 2016 08:32 AM (u5gzz)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 08:21 AM (659DL)
Our left wing is the definition of right wing, our right wing is the definition of left wing, our liberals are Marxists, and our Conservatives are fighting to preserve classical liberalism. It's madness all the way down.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 02, 2016 08:33 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: cicero kid at February 02, 2016 08:34 AM (qNcVh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2016 08:34 AM (9AErY)
Yeah, the way it's looking.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 08:34 AM (ayzCq)
government.
The result is more a repudiation of the GOP than the primary system, I think.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks
True. HALF are Senators. Little to no experience in government.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 08:34 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon- Grimm outlook at February 02, 2016 08:34 AM (NeFrd)
So of course he's not gonna be the Dem nominee.
--
But he does tax the rain, so he had that going for him.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 02, 2016 08:34 AM (pVkEV)
there are still Caucus Precincts that have not reported for the Democrat Vote... hmmmmm
Al Franken is transporting the ballots in the trunk of his car.
Posted by: ugg boots at February 02, 2016 08:35 AM (fbovC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 08:35 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2016 08:35 AM (9AErY)
that do business in great waters;
These see the work of the Lord
and His wonders in the deep.
Posted by: Bigby's Coin Flip at February 02, 2016 08:36 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Picric at February 02, 2016 08:36 AM (QnQ+g)
https://twitter.com/stephenfhayes/status/694365387027120129
More good news for Cruz.
Posted by: Y-not at February 02, 2016 08:36 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2016 08:36 AM (fscqy)
Too bad it wasn't an overwhelming repudiation. I think it demonstrates how hard it will be to overcome the MSM and the Uniparty. But it does demonstrate they can be overcome.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 02, 2016 08:36 AM (VcKnO)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 08:37 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 02, 2016 08:37 AM (NeFrd)
Smilex!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 08:38 AM (oVJmc)
Your concern is:
[X] Noted
[ ] Not Noted.
Posted by: joe at February 02, 2016 08:38 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: MSM at February 02, 2016 08:39 AM (QnQ+g)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2016 08:39 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 08:39 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 08:37 AM (oVJmc)
???
Hum? Carson voters are probably weird birds...You would think to Cruz or Trump, but who knows.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2016 08:39 AM (kzdjp)
It's always seemed to me that Iowa is maintained as the first primary precisely because it has such arcane screwed up rules for a "caucus" designation of a winner.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 02, 2016 08:39 AM (wYnyS)
Goes to show, you're really a tosser.
"Does anyone have change for a dollar?" --that great SW double-take guy, who got stole by the Duck and now can't work because Gilbert Gottfried
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 02, 2016 08:39 AM (xq1UY)
sticker boy.....he may have a mental disability.....seriously....aside from supporting hillary....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 08:15 AM
~~~
I thought that too--maybe Tourette's or autism. Turns out he's a college kid who likes photobombing various candidates.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 02, 2016 08:39 AM (E6RIJ)
And so did about half the state of Pennsylvania. They thought it was a solar eclipse.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 08:39 AM (LUgeY)
eek!
'Dead clown walking': New York tabloids skewer Donald Trump's Iowa loss
read.bi/1VGffJh
picts at link
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 08:40 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at February 02, 2016 08:40 AM (vFmT2)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 08:41 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 02, 2016 08:41 AM (gyKtp)
Posted by: Y-not at February 02, 2016 08:41 AM (t5zYU)
Posted by: V the K at February 02, 2016 08:41 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner for Senate at February 02, 2016 08:41 AM (/f6Nd)
Squirrel? I thought a groundhog was a type of weasel!
Hillary is a type of weasel.
A rabid, incontinent, feculent and flatulent one, with habits adapted from the female praying mantis.
They're native to Peruvia, and can often be seen passed out after ingesting the fruit of the agave plant. Their plaintive mating cry of "Huma! Huma!" is one of the wonders of the world.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2016 08:41 AM (X6fMO)
I was taught by one of the best grifters ever how to make a coin toss come out as I want about 90% of the time...
Posted by: Mr Wizard at February 02, 2016 08:30 AM (eOpVe)
__________________________
I don't recall teaching you that.... Of course I could be confused....
#cointossesmatter
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 02, 2016 08:42 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: eman at February 02, 2016 08:42 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 02, 2016 08:42 AM (NeFrd)
That never fails to inspire awe, even on a day like today, thanks for reminding us of things greater than ourselves.
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 02, 2016 08:42 AM (wYnyS)
Czech archeologists excavating a mastaba near Abusir in Egypt have found the remains what looks like a funerary boat next to it. Tomb is either 3rd or 4th Dynasty.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j8rr36r
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2016 08:42 AM (9AErY)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 08:39 AM
Jeb! and all the others got to wait down at the bottom of the hill, while Cruz, Trump and Rubio ride right down on 'em...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2016 08:42 AM (bzd8I)
'Dead clown walking': New York tabloids skewer Donald Trump's Iowa loss
read.bi/1VGffJh
picts at link
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 08:40 AM (qCMvj)
Is that the Daily News? That POS went of the rails months ago. I never link them anymore
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2016 08:42 AM (kzdjp)
Posted by: Y-not at February 02, 2016 08:43 AM (t5zYU)
Dear God. What's in the corn out there?
My seed
Posted by: Uncle Sugar at February 02, 2016 08:43 AM (87y4e)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 08:43 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 02, 2016 08:43 AM (xq1UY)
Bernie Sanders, denied a win by a two-headed quarter.
Was it a silver quarter?
Those damn Jooo bankers!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2016 08:43 AM (X6fMO)
stupid iowa. stupid evangelicals. Al carajo con tus "valores".
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2016 08:36 AM (fscqy)
Ann Coulter
TRUMP WON THE EVANGELICAL VOTE IN IOWA.
Ann Coulter
CNN's John King just explained that TRUMP is winning the most heavily Evangelical areas of the state! GO CHRISTIANS!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 08:44 AM (qCMvj)
* ah! coffee's done! *
Posted by: mindful webworker - brewing at February 02, 2016 08:44 AM (Yu4ah)
A rabid, incontinent, feculent and flatulent one, with habits adapted from the female praying mantis.
They're
native to Peruvia, and can often be seen passed out after ingesting the
fruit of the agave plant. Their plaintive mating cry of "Huma! Huma!" is one of the wonders of the world.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2016 08:41 AM
I think we need Randall to narrate this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2016 08:44 AM (bzd8I)
I suspect a lot of Ted's biblical speechery last night and earlier might have been to court his voters into shifting over to his column.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 08:44 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2016 08:44 AM (9AErY)
Dear God. What's in the corn out there?
Well, it is genetically modified...with LSD.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 08:44 AM (LUgeY)
Hillary is a type of weasel.
A rabid, incontinent, feculent and flatulent one, with habits adapted from the female praying mantis.
They're native to Peruvia, and can often be seen passed out after ingesting the fruit of the agave plant. Their plaintive mating cry of "Huma! Huma!" is one of the wonders of the world.
Come for the smart military blog. Stay for the zoology course!
Does Ace validate parking?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 08:44 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 02, 2016 08:45 AM (0O7c5)
I think the modern definition of 'evangelical' is "people who really believe in that Jesus stuff."
Posted by: V the K at February 02, 2016 08:45 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Jim Gilmore (or whoever the fuck I am) at February 02, 2016 08:45 AM (yddCj)
The Carson people on my Facebook and the local group are all very active. If they do go to Cruz, that will be a quality pick-up.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2016 08:45 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 02, 2016 08:45 AM (xWW96)
The non-Golden ISIS can hardly wait to view the remains!
Posted by: Hrothgar at February 02, 2016 08:45 AM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2016 08:42 AM (kzdjp)
yeah, and they show the cover of the Post too
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 08:45 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Y-not at February 02, 2016 08:45 AM (t5zYU)
--
Likely SC too, as it currently stands. I think he has a nice, comfy lead here.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 02, 2016 08:46 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: The MFM at February 02, 2016 08:46 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 08:46 AM (LXJ1e)
I thought they were all named Evan.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 08:46 AM (LUgeY)
It's gonna happen anyway if the oligarchs get their way yet again.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at February 02, 2016 08:46 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 02, 2016 08:47 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Nelson Muntz at February 02, 2016 08:47 AM (1xUj/)
Eh, Ben announcing he would go to Florida for 'R and R' might have boosted the impression he's suspending his campaign.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 08:47 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 08:45 AM (qCMvj)
The online issue of the Post did not have any outrageous Trump Cover that I saw...but the online edition is always changing it's lead story?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2016 08:47 AM (kzdjp)
Nothing to see here. All is well!
National Debt Surpasses $19 Trillion for First Time in U.S. History
theblaze
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 08:47 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Clockboy at February 02, 2016 08:48 AM (QMf3F)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 08:46 AM (LXJ1e)
great point
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2016 08:48 AM (kzdjp)
Amazing huh?! She knew way back in 2009 she might need the skillz in Iowa, 2016.
Posted by: Russia, China, Iran, al Qaeda and all who hacked the server at February 02, 2016 08:48 AM (TxJGV)
I hope Cruz can go on offense and campaign on positive stuff for a while. He's been on defense taking fire from all sides for a while.
Posted by: Y-not at February 02, 2016 08:48 AM (t5zYU)
Oh well shit, if that's the case, they'll go to Trump. The loudest, most common thread I've seen among Carson people is the "We Need An Outsider!!!"
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2016 08:48 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Y-not at February 02, 2016 08:45 AM (t5zYU)
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Don't know about Iowa rules, is campaigning allowed at a caucus?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 08:49 AM (LXJ1e)
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Not likely, since he'd probably let Chuckie Schumer vet them.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 02, 2016 08:49 AM (a31sM)
Did you see him last night? Mouth agape, mouthing Hillary's words. He looks like sauteed crap on a crap bun garnished with crap.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 08:49 AM (659DL)
--
Iowans at exit polls: "We want to continue with Obama's policies."
Stupid, it really can't be fixed.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 02, 2016 08:49 AM (pVkEV)
How cool.
Czech archeologists excavating a mastaba near Abusir in Egypt have found the remains what looks like a funerary boat next to it. Tomb is either 3rd or 4th Dynasty.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/j8rr36r
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2016 08:42 AM (9AErY)That is interesting, Anna. Thanks for posting it!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2016 08:50 AM (X6fMO)
A rabid, incontinent, feculent and flatulent one, with habits adapted from the female praying mantis.
They're
native to Peruvia, and can often be seen passed out after ingesting the
fruit of the agave plant. Their plaintive mating cry of "Huma! Huma!" is one of the wonders of the world.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2016 08:41 AM
I think we need Randall to narrate this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 02, 2016 08:44 AM (bzd8I)
We'll watch from over here while Jim goes out to pick him up.
--Marlon Perkins
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 08:50 AM (jqZ8a)
CNN Focus Group Had 'Very Strong Reaction' to One Ted Cruz Victory Speech Remark -- and It Wasn't a Good One
A CNN focus group in New Hampshire did not respond well to Texas Sen. Ted Cruz's invocation of scripture in his Iowa caucus victory speech Monday night.
The cable-news network reported the group had a "very strong reaction" when Cruz quoted Psalm 30:5, saying, "Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning."
"As a whole the group started to get neutral, it started to dip -- the line started to dip there because they didn't really like what he was saying," the reporter said.
theblaze
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 08:50 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2016 08:50 AM (9AErY)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 08:51 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 08:51 AM (659DL)
Did you see him last night? Mouth agape, mouthing Hillary's words. He looks like sauteed crap on a crap bun garnished with crap.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 08:49 AM (659DL)
it also looked like he was scanning the audience for women
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 08:51 AM (qCMvj)
--
It looks like campaigning IS the caucus and vice versa.
Posted by: Y-not at February 02, 2016 08:51 AM (t5zYU)
Comrade citizen, you are asking us to spend the public's money to support an unlikely event, requiring a write-in ballot capability, which is surely doomed to failure, thus your request is denied.
Besides, by now, you should remember who counts the votes!
Posted by: The establishment cartel at February 02, 2016 08:51 AM (wYnyS)
FFS people, abortion is a 50/50 issue in this country, the President has little to no influence on it, and ...oh... the country is burning.
There are other things to talk about, sweetie.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 08:52 AM (1xUj/)
Dear President Trump,
Second order of business: Fvck Iowa. Hard.
They've requested it.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 08:52 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: #1Lurker at February 02, 2016 08:52 AM (8tqf1)
So today is the day where we talk about the shadow cast by a fat rodent.
Phil just called to say who you callin' fat?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 02, 2016 08:53 AM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Y-not at February 02, 2016 08:53 AM (t5zYU)
I caught his interview on Hannity's radio show yesterday. He said he hoped he'd do well, but seemed resigned to a Cruz victory.
I was rather surprised that he sounded so humble (for him, anyways). What struck me was his lack of bloviating that he was going to win. Seems like he knew and was ready to accept reality.
That's something that modern candidates don't seem to do much of. It rather endeared him to me just a little.
Reality, what a concept!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 08:53 AM (LUgeY)
I thought Carson fans would be more Independenty.
So, I would think they'd go Trump tbh - a Democrat they like. Not conservative.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 08:53 AM (qCMvj)
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Iowans at exit polls: "We want to continue with Obama's policies." "
U.S. GDP $16.7T.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at February 02, 2016 08:54 AM (ayzCq)
Posted by: Strategic Corporal USMC at February 02, 2016 08:54 AM (IiVgV)
But enough about Hillary's Iowa caucus travails.
I snorfed coffee. Well played, sir.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 02, 2016 08:54 AM (RD7QR)
theblaze
What is it with the Godless commie northeast?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 08:54 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: hill's meatloaf at February 02, 2016 08:56 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 02, 2016 08:46 AM (LXJ1e)
great point
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2016 08:48 AM (kzdjp)
ditto
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 08:56 AM (qCMvj)
Riiiight. Whew! Thanks, AJ! I've had a cuppa and still couldn't think of it. That brain cell just wouldn't activate this morning, apparently.
Posted by: mindful webworker - cloggen cell at February 02, 2016 08:56 AM (Yu4ah)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 08:56 AM (fWAjv)
Uh.....How many total flips were there to break ties?
If there were only six, then the odds are indeed 1/64.
But methinks we aren't getting all of the data.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2016 08:56 AM (Zu3d9)
He is a sober thinker and a successful doer. You have to peak behind the showman mask to see it.
Cruz, on the other hand, is a showman of a different type.
He is slick and well-rehersed. He also wears a mask, but it has a snug fit.
He has my support, but he also sets off my spider-sense.
Posted by: eman at February 02, 2016 08:57 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 02, 2016 08:57 AM (xWW96)
I was rather surprised that he sounded so humble (for him, anyways). What struck me was his lack of bloviating that he was going to win. Seems like he knew and was ready to accept reality.
I'm encouraged to hear that. Mind you, it's still early in the morning, so who knows what Teh Donald will tweet or say later on, but I hope coming in second will cause him to throttle back on his attacks on Cruz. Both of them should be turning their fire on Scankles and Old Man Who Yells At Clouds.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2016 08:57 AM (X6fMO)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 02, 2016 08:58 AM (NeFrd)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/gnkzvx9
Brave new world of designer children in a decade ala Gattaca and Dr. Moreau.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2016 08:58 AM (9AErY)
Of which, $3.8T is government spending of which $229B is interest payments on the debt, another $600B of which is borrowed.
Don't think about this too much. It will cause nosebleeds.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 08:58 AM (659DL)
In America, the first presidential husband will have full blown AIDS. What a country!
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at February 02, 2016 08:58 AM (ZsN9X)
*Breaks beer bottle on the table*
What the f*** did you just say???
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 02, 2016 08:58 AM (VdICR)
We won't find out until we grow
Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you
Babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
They say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
I guess that's so, we don't have a plot
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got
Babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 08:59 AM (fWAjv)
Oh no! It went...neutral?!?
Big deal. These guys probably can't remember what was said from sentence to sentence, so I'm not worried on that. The only irritating thing that will come of this is the New Anti-theists warning against the Impending Theocracy and its threat against gay marriage.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2016 08:59 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 02, 2016 08:59 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at February 02, 2016 08:59 AM (HPNqc)
Posted by: The Odds at February 02, 2016 08:59 AM (ayzCq)
Posted by: V the K at February 02, 2016 08:59 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2016 08:58 AM (9AErY)
The British are facing an extinction event. Genetic manipulation is the least of their stupidities.
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 02, 2016 08:59 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 02, 2016 08:59 AM (kff5f)
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Seriously...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 02, 2016 08:59 AM (iQIUe)
Someone mentioned the Iowa results, and one woman went bat-shit crazy over Cruz, saying "HE'S EXTREMIST AND SO VILE NONE OF HIS SENATE COLLEAGUES LIKE HIM!"
All I could do was just shake my head.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 02, 2016 09:00 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 09:00 AM (fWAjv)
But still one of Bill Murry's best movies.
Posted by: Paladin at February 02, 2016 09:00 AM (hxLER)
Posted by: Ann Coulter at February 02, 2016 09:00 AM (u5gzz)
I wonder if that little factoid is correct?
Don't many carry permits specifically exclude bars?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2016 09:01 AM (Zu3d9)
Realllllllly want those guys to go back to being a weird little desert tribe.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 09:01 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 02, 2016 09:01 AM (X6fMO)
--
Village of the Damned! The UK will be reduced to freaky blue eyed kids with superhuman powers...and muzzies.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 02, 2016 09:01 AM (pVkEV)
Posted by: RickZ at February 02, 2016 09:02 AM (Ix+HS)
"In Soviet Russia, presidential spouses die of mysterious illness.
In America, presidential spouses live with full blown AIDS.
What a country!"
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at February 02, 2016 09:02 AM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: Oschisms at February 02, 2016 09:03 AM (ZsN9X)
The pretty boy who received fewer than 1/4 of the votes.
The establishment has been driven to its coffin. Put a stake in its heart before it can regenerate!
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 02, 2016 09:03 AM (MhGOw)
Trump placed a close, and yet not-so-close, second place in Iowa. He doesn't need to place first in either Iowa or New Hampshire (I *think*), but if he keeps losing ground to Cruz, then it may well become a self-feeding cycle.
I don't even care about Rubio's 3rd place win. Unless he jumps past Trump AND Cruz in New Hampshire, it basically won't matter; I can't see SC going for Rubio, and then you start moving into states where Rubio's amnesty stance is really going to hurt him.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 02, 2016 09:03 AM (kff5f)
Agreed, heartily.
I've always like Cruz and I think he'd do great things to reverse the Prog/Com's policies and help to get us back on track to prosperity and freedom once again. Having said that, I feel like Trump would have more impact on society and would be better able to win the general against either of the communistas.
Hopefully, Trump and Cruz have plans to include the other in their administrations. And I hope they can collaborate, as you said, and turn their guns on the real domestic enemies, the Leftards.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 09:03 AM (LUgeY)
Gotta tell ya, Burger King grilled hot dogs are far better then the Sonic version. "
Burger King has grilled hot dogs?
Posted by: jwest at February 02, 2016 09:03 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Ann Coulter at February 02, 2016 09:00 AM (u5gzz)
very entertaining
Ann Coulter
Ann Coulter Retweeted Dan Gabriel
Yes, I can barely remember Reagan, Bush, McCain & Romney - all lost Iowa caucus, then became nominee (i.e. 1st!).
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 09:03 AM (qCMvj)
Should just said, "feature, not a bug"
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 02, 2016 09:04 AM (WVsWD)
John and Marilyn Miller's son Corporal Simon Miller, 21, was shot 34 times
Couple got witness statements taken after Red Caps killed in Iraq, in 2003
Statements said insurgents fired at British troops and shouted kill them
Despite information not one Iraqi has been held responsible for shooting
http://goo.gl/h0Ry07
===============
Pricks!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 02, 2016 09:04 AM (iQIUe)
One of the reasons they want to tinker with the genome involves fetal stem-cell research. The same 'miracle' research with 30+ genetic lines that has yet to produce one single efficacious cure.
I expect this President will now cite the precedent set by the UK in any future debates on fetal stem-cell research.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2016 09:04 AM (9AErY)
Because you idiot Jesus freaks are worshiping the wrong God.
Posted by: Karl Marx at February 02, 2016 09:04 AM (Zu3d9)
http://tinyurl.com/zxkfzmo
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 08:56 AM (fWAjv)"***
I was watching it and thinking how mildly funny it was, and then...I have no words.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2016 09:05 AM (Wckf4)
That's all on the Republicans, Obama had nothing to do with it.
They gave Obama everything he asked for and more and got nothing in return except some beans and a broken down cow.
And to put the cherry on top of this shit sundae they funded the whole shebang till the end of 2017.
So anything these fuckstick come up with in the #yearofideas is complete bullshit and kabuki.
Say, when is Ryan the jerkoff going to start releasing this super fantastic agenda of his?
Posted by: Kreplach at February 02, 2016 09:05 AM (sELnb)
Don't many carry permits specifically exclude bars?
Pretty much every one except for cops.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 09:06 AM (jqZ8a)
6- Let the high praises of God be in their mouth, and a two-edged sword in their hand;
7- To execute vengeance upon the heathen, and punishments upon the people;
8- To bind their kings with chains, and their nobles with fetters of iron;
9- To execute upon them the judgment written: this honour have all his saints. Praise ye the Lord.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 02, 2016 09:06 AM (NeFrd)
heh
Ann Coulter
Apparently Jeb plans to trudge on into NH, though I hear the exclamation point will be suspending its campaign...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 09:06 AM (qCMvj)
They gave Obama everything he asked for and more and got nothing in return except some beans and a broken down cow.
When did we get Hillary?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 09:06 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: The establishment cartel at February 02, 2016 08:51 AM (wYnyS)
I will report to re-education immediately.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at February 02, 2016 09:07 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Restorationist at February 02, 2016 09:07 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Jean at February 02, 2016 09:07 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 09:07 AM (qCMvj)
I wonder if that little factoid is correct?
Don't many carry permits specifically exclude bars?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2016 09:01 AM (Zu3d9)
In 2010 43 states allowed it.
BLOOD IN THE STREETS!!!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 09:07 AM (fWAjv)
That's what I thought, but I, unfortunately, do not live in a state that allows me to exercise my rights, so......
Posted by: Karl Marx at February 02, 2016 09:07 AM (Zu3d9)
Snow day here (but I still have to work). Haven't read the Iowa news yet and not sure I care. Life is good by a warm fire w/coffee...
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2016 09:07 AM (NOIQH)
Yes.
All American with mustard, catsup, relish and chopped onion.
and
Chili/cheese.
both are excellent.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2016 09:07 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 09:08 AM (WOyz5)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2016 09:08 AM (8HTq1)
Posted by: TickledPink at February 02, 2016 09:08 AM (RLFFI)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 02, 2016 09:08 AM (kff5f)
until August. Or shorter and without snow. And lots of drought and
hurricanes too.
Plus it will be raining on and off for the next 1000 years.
Posted by: Paladin at February 02, 2016 09:09 AM (hxLER)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2016 09:09 AM (9AErY)
HERETIC! HOW CAN YOU NOT FOCUS ON THE MEANING OF THE TRUMP?!?!?!
Oh wait. A fire sounds nice. So does coffee.
Is there a dog or a cat snuggling?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 09:09 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: steevy at February 02, 2016 09:09 AM (8HTq1)
Whoever this candidate is....I'm voting for him.
I like his policy statement...a lot!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2016 09:10 AM (Zu3d9)
Yes
All American with mustard, catsup, relish and chopped onion.
and
Chili/cheese.
both are excellent.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2016 09:07 AM (ptqRm)
What state? I may consider moving.
Posted by: jwest at February 02, 2016 09:10 AM (Zs4uk)
>>C-Span and a couple of other places reporting on Hillary corruption in Polk County, Iowa.
Wasn't she just accusing Bernie of planning to do this a few weeks ago?
Leftism: masters of projection
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2016 09:10 AM (NOIQH)
Old: Jeb!
New: Jeb?
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at February 02, 2016 09:10 AM (MhGOw)
Salient observation ma'am.
On the other hand, if the GOPe really is in a panic as some folks claim, Donutman, Luap nor the Lesser and !Jeb will drop out to bolster Rubio in the primaries in those states .
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 02, 2016 09:11 AM (VcKnO)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 02, 2016 09:11 AM (iQIUe)
The Bing photo for the day is hilarious. I don't recognize the animal, but I'm reasonably certain that it's some variety of weasel.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 09:11 AM (j4wsR)
That speech wasn't for New Hampsterians, it was for the South (particularly South Carolina). I think Cruz's strategy hinges on the SEC Primary.
Posted by: Country Singer at February 02, 2016 09:11 AM (GUBah)
Don't toy with us...this is serious stuff.
No shit?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2016 09:11 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2016 09:11 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: ThunderB at February 02, 2016 09:12 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 02, 2016 09:12 AM (WOyz5)
There is only one acceptable chicken sandwich and that is Chik-Fil-A.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 09:12 AM (659DL)
European Ground Squirrel.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 09:12 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: maddogg, now certified infrequently vile at February 02, 2016 09:13 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 09:13 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 09:12 AM (659DL)
Truth.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 02, 2016 09:13 AM (kff5f)
And it's prophet is the chocolate H8 shake.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 09:13 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: Tim in GA at February 02, 2016 09:13 AM (IRqa0)
You were single at the time, weren't you?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 02, 2016 09:14 AM (kff5f)
No, Rubio's lies are totally ok because he has a nice smile and speaks like an earnest middle-schooler.
It's not THAT you brazenly lie, it's HOW you brazenly lie.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at February 02, 2016 09:14 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2016 09:14 AM (9AErY)
Clearly the kind that's looking to do butt stuff.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 09:14 AM (1xUj/)
The Bing photo for the day is hilarious. I don't recognize the animal, but I'm reasonably certain that it's some variety of weasel.
European Ground Squirrel.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 09:12 AM (jqZ8a)
I saw the caption, but I don't trust ANYTHING Microsoft tells me.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 09:14 AM (j4wsR)
Posted by: Jean at February 02, 2016 09:15 AM (cXiMR)
Greater Baltimore area.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2016 09:11 AM (ptqRm)
That must be some sort of affirmative action/anti-riot addition to the local menu. None of the corporate menus have it.
Posted by: jwest at February 02, 2016 09:15 AM (Zs4uk)
And it's hilarious hearing Germans trying to pronounce the word "squirrel" too, ITC.
Not easy for any of us, comrade.
Posted by: Boris Badenov at February 02, 2016 09:15 AM (X6fMO)
Does that statement include Obumbles?
Posted by: MTF at February 02, 2016 09:15 AM (TxJGV)
Don't toy with us...this is serious stuff.
No shit?"
OK...OK.
After the second "No Shit?", I went to the website to look at the menu.
Hot Dogs are not listed.
But trust me, they have them here, and they are damn good.
So maybe it's a trial period.
And if it goes national, I recommend them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 02, 2016 09:15 AM (ptqRm)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 02, 2016 09:15 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 09:15 AM (659DL)
Does that statement include Obumbles?
Yes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 02, 2016 09:16 AM (659DL)
Squirrelsitzpinklerflamenwerger
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 09:16 AM (jqZ8a)
Posted by: IC at February 02, 2016 09:17 AM (+3RH+)
Is there a dog or a cat snuggling?
Heh, it's pretty awesome. Sadly, no cat or dog.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2016 09:17 AM (NOIQH)
Dems: All politicians lie! At which point we're yelling Hillz isn't merely a liar.... which was readily conceded.
GOPe guy: Sanders can't win! He's a socialist! Trump is insane! etc. The only important criteria is electability!
Me: TRUMP!!!1! with a side of: Electability is not at all the major concern this time around. Nor ideology. If the GOPe knows whats good for it, stay out of the process or Bernie it is.
Posted by: Bigby's Coin Flip at February 02, 2016 09:18 AM (3ZtZW)
-
And not even mentioning the recalibration of the data after adjustments. And groundhogs says! "Global enwarmening!"
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 02, 2016 09:18 AM (Nwg0u)
Federal government to announce that there is absolutely no indication that ANY fraud exists in the American election system.
Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at February 02, 2016 09:18 AM (4ng05)
Posted by: Jean at February 02, 2016 09:15 AM (cXiMR)
Coney Island Diner?
*had to search for it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 02, 2016 09:19 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at February 02, 2016 09:20 AM (RD7QR)
Click on it. European souslik, a species from the Squirrelsitzpinklerflamenwerger family.
Kinda cute. Like a prairie dog, or it's smaller sibling, the short grass prairie dog.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 09:20 AM (jqZ8a)
I loved Gattaca, but I don't want to *live* in Gattaca...
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2016 09:20 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Hillary's Flippin' Quarter at February 02, 2016 09:21 AM (oVJmc)
Click on it. European souslik, a species from the Squirrelsitzpinklerflamenwerger family.
Kinda cute. Like a prairie dog, or it's smaller sibling, the short grass prairie dog.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 02, 2016 09:20 AM (jqZ8a)
So like I said, some variety of weasel.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 02, 2016 09:23 AM (j4wsR)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 02, 2016 09:23 AM (oVJmc)
- Toys R Us
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 02, 2016 09:23 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 02, 2016 09:24 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 09:27 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at February 02, 2016 09:27 AM (1xUj/)
Not mine.
Here's how it works. You can carry openly or concealed, your choice (up until relatively recently you couldn't carry concealed but you could still carry openly....). You may not be "impaired" while carrying either way (impaired generally recognized as the BAC standard for driving), and for concealed there is a prohibition against drinking while in an establishment.
When the concealed ban was lifted in VA, the usual suspects were all up in arms about people going into restaurants while carrying and getting drunk then shooting the place up. Well, it's been several years now and not a single incident.
So fuck this stupid "mothers" group.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at February 02, 2016 09:30 AM (eytER)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 02, 2016 09:31 AM (Nwg0u)
If quoting a phrase from a Psalm, which is in the OLD Testament, by the way, is too Christian for our culture to endure, then we are doomed. Although, that phrase also occurs in Christian contemporary music ("Your Love Never Fails"), which I would suspect was the origin of the quotation, not study of the OT.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 02, 2016 09:32 AM (5f5bM)
You're doing it wrong. Grab her by the throat and you can shake her head.
Posted by: t-bird at February 02, 2016 09:33 AM (ZxmMG)
Yeah, the Gattaca-like DNA experimentation on embryos they'll be doing
in the UK is scary. So many people upset by animal testing, yet when
it's an embryo it's OK....?
I loved Gattaca, but I don't want to *live* in Gattaca...
Posted by: Lizzy at February 02, 2016 09:20 AM (NOIQH)
You know embryos and fetuses aren't people! How silly of you!
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 02, 2016 09:34 AM (5f5bM)
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Anybody see the exposition of a zombie movie here?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 02, 2016 09:35 AM (Nwg0u)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 02, 2016 08:56 AM
Salient observation ma'am.
On the other hand, if the GOPe really is in a panic as some folks
claim, Donutman, Luap nor the Lesser and !Jeb will drop out to bolster
Rubio in the primaries in those states .
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 02, 2016 09:11 AM (VcKnO)
Pretty sure Luap's voters go to Trump or Cruz.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 02, 2016 09:36 AM (5f5bM)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 02, 2016 09:37 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Dump Trump! Luze with Cruz! at February 02, 2016 09:39 AM (WVsWD)
OTOH, good. Wouldn't want to be in a restaurant with such a bizarre group of bad actors, anyway.
At the place we sometimes breakfast, there's often a fellow at the counter with a holstered pistol on his hip. I always think, in case of problems, I'm glad he's there! Unfortunate, though, that if you're sitting at the counter, you've got your back to the door...
Posted by: mindful webworker - and the music!! at February 02, 2016 09:41 AM (Yu4ah)
What I mean (and perhaps phrased poorly) is that public culture, dominated by the Godless communists as it is, mocks public displays of Christianity ruthlessly. The weak kneed -minded? un-political LIV types live in mortal fear of public shaming. Given that innocent people have lost entire careers due to one wrong word on social media that fear iswell founded. We will see an attempt to smear Cruz supporters as religious bigots onSM, and their SJW cadre will pick out people and make examples of them.
Those people play forkeeps, and your life isn't worth a splinter to them.
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at February 02, 2016 09:44 AM (HPNqc)
Posted by: An Observation at February 02, 2016 09:46 AM (Fb/d4)
Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at February 02, 2016 09:47 AM (HPNqc)
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