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Morning Thread (2-1-2016)
It has arrived! Tonight we will once again bear witness to the quadrennial spectacle of ethanol farmers exercising disproportionate influence on our choice of a new president.
Be sure to follow the action at the Decision Desk HQ, and, if you haven't signed up for the free preview of the new Decision Desk Daily newsletter, there's still time. And so you don't have to sign up for it to see what's in it, here's a link to Friday's newsletter, which also contains last week's post-debate podcast.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:42 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/jyyjdam
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:43 AM (t2KH5)
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Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:43 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/j2jvqtn
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:43 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:44 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/hwon7th
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:44 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 01, 2016 06:44 AM (u82oZ)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 01, 2016 06:44 AM (u82oZ)
http://tinyurl.com/z3jljbq
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:44 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/zzy7xpg
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:44 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at February 01, 2016 06:45 AM (wciqG)
Documents show that Obama lied to congress and the public in the last two budget showdowns. No shit; it would be bigger news if documents showed he told the truth for a change.
http://tinyurl.com/zayj9bh
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:45 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/hu3ejv3
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:45 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 01, 2016 06:45 AM (u82oZ)
http://tinyurl.com/z75hoht
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:45 AM (t2KH5)
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Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:45 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/jb8fkpj
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:46 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/hpj8jaj
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:46 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/jb7a4dl
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:46 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/htv5uod
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:46 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/hecd4dc
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:47 AM (t2KH5)
http://tinyurl.com/jcngd3v
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:47 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:47 AM (t2KH5)
July 2016: GOP nom goes to Anyone But Trump
August 2016: Trump runs 3rd party
November 2016: Democrats win the general
January 2017: Nation in flames
Satan: Mission accomplished!
Morning, Glories! It's only Monday. Happy New Month!
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's all a dream at February 01, 2016 06:48 AM (TUUTu)
quadrennial spectacle of ethanol farmers exercising disproportionate
influence on our choice of a new president.
I understood that all those ethanol factories had shutdown back to levels of pre-Obama. Without the federal subsidies and the big mandate they are cost-prohibitive.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:49 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Evil Otto at February 01, 2016 06:49 AM (6eVVe)
Say, how do you see the election year turning out at this point?
Posted by: mindful webworker - blurred visionary at February 01, 2016 06:55 AM (TUUTu)
July 2016 - the RNCe nominates Jebbie the Hutt because concensus
Aug 2016 - Scankles is indicted for multiple felonies and withdraws from the race.
Democrats replace her with commie Sanders who has never held a real job in his life and can't wipe his ass without getting shitty hands.
Sep 2016 - Conservatives tell the RNCe to piss off and boycott the Nov election
Nov 2016 - Commie Sanders wins in a lopsided election with only one candidate
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:57 AM (t2KH5)
he took all those committee chairs away from the Republicans that stood up against him. Before his demise.
Posted by: small town girl at February 01, 2016 06:57 AM (SAhpk)
Yeah, somebody posted it Saturday I think.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:58 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: ugg boots at February 01, 2016 07:00 AM (fbovC)
Is there one piece of good news out there?
Posted by: ugg boots at February 01, 2016 07:00 AM (fbovC)
Yeah, 72F and sunny here today which will bring on the porch rocker.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:00 AM (t2KH5)
Because Ryan's omnibus funded them.
Rubio spokesman admits that the gang of 8 sellout bill did not secure the border first. Everyone with at least one working brain cell already knew that toad.
Rubio as pres, Ryan as speaker. Que bueno!
The University of CT is creating a dorm for black males only.
How about drinking fountains for black males only? Okay never mind, but if any reports of criminal behavior come from that dorm, the news will have to black out not only a description of the perps, but a description of the location.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 07:00 AM (YOxw1)
And there are 26 sanctuary counties in Iowa. Why are they not having their federal funds revoked?
Because Ryan's omnibus funded them.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 07:00 AM (YOxw1)
That doesn't keep their federal funds from being cut off.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:02 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: small town girl at February 01, 2016 07:02 AM (SAhpk)
Enjoy that rocker Vic. It's snowing here....17*
Posted by: small town girl at February 01, 2016 07:02 AM (SAhpk)
You're in MT right?
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:03 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2016 07:04 AM (uZNvH)
http://tinyurl.com/htv5uod
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:46 AM (t2KH5)
Do they get their own separate water fountains? Bathrooms? Lines at the cafeteria? Wait, this is starting to sound like...nah, couldn't be...
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 07:04 AM (kpqmD)
And thank you God, for this day. (I try to say that every morning and it helps - every day is a gift)
Posted by: @votermom at February 01, 2016 07:04 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:04 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:02 AM (t2KH5)
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Explain, please.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 07:05 AM (YOxw1)
Posted by: ugg boots at February 01, 2016 07:05 AM (fbovC)
Feminism is purportedly about overthrowing The Patriarchy™, yet Feminists are silent, if not complicit, in the rapes and assaults on European women by "migrant" men, even to the point of outright saying they prefer rapists over "racists".
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=11039
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 01, 2016 07:06 AM (vBeA5)
That doesn't keep their federal funds from being cut off.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:02 AM (t2KH5)
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Explain, please.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 07:05 AM (YOxw1)
It means congress (or a President with balls) can simply withhold federal funds for any project they want.
They used to do it to cities in the southern States all the time.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:07 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: small town girl at February 01, 2016 07:08 AM (SAhpk)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 01, 2016 07:09 AM (HSmrB)
It is also how politicians in Washington, D.C. buy political power by spreading federal dollars around to favored supporters of said politician. And that it has been going on since the first US Congress appropriated funds for a National Postal Service and the Post Roads which gave Ben Franklin, who lobbied for said Post Office and Post roads, wider distribution of his broadsheets and pamphlets.
Just to be fair, the book has received scathing reviews by humanitarians who have made a career out of distributing humanitarian aid to desperate starving people. It is interesting to see the positive reviews about similar muckraking books pointing out the corrupting influence of federal money in the giant military-industrial-aerospace-government complex.
I'm beginning to fear the whole Declaration of Independence and the myth of an Ideal Utopia of freedom and liberty was a fraud from the very first rifle shot.
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 01, 2016 07:09 AM (4T61K)
In Wyoming. Much closer to Colorado than MT.
Posted by: small town girl at February 01, 2016 07:08 AM (SAhpk)
Ah WY. I wanted to move there as soon as I retired. Wifey said no because too cold. Maybe she was right.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:09 AM (t2KH5)
The real nightmare
July 2016 - the RNCe nominates Jebbie the Hutt because concensus
Aug 2016 - Scankles is indicted for multiple felonies and withdraws from the race.
Democrats
replace her with commie Sanders who has never held a real job in his
life and can't wipe his ass without getting shitty hands.
Sep 2016 - Conservatives tell the RNCe to piss off and boycott the Nov election
Nov 2016 - Commie Sanders wins in a lopsided election with only one candidate
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:57 AM (t2KH5)"
Hell, if the GOPe makes Jeb the Republican candidate through some kind of brokered convention shenanigans, I won't stay home. I'll vote for Bernie, the Let It Burn candidate. If all the insiders are playing at Peak Stupid, why be left out of the fun.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at February 01, 2016 07:11 AM (QHgTq)
'Israeli' Vulture Cleared of 'Spying' in Lebanon
Okay, that's so stupid it's more sad than good I suppose. Best I could find on short notice.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hawkeyed at February 01, 2016 07:11 AM (TUUTu)
DAY 1,182
281 to go (354 to Inauguration Day )
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 01, 2016 07:12 AM (zLP1L)
Actually there is a law that says the President must spend the money congress appropriates because it was Nixon (I think) who, during a budget battle, said he wouldn't spend the money.
So if congress appropriates the money, the president has to spend it on what congress wants the money spent on.
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 01, 2016 07:12 AM (4T61K)
who have made a career out of distributing humanitarian aid to
desperate starving people.
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The money would be better channeled through focused charities with smart eyes on their recipients, which would be better funded if the government wasn't levying so much on people's wages.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 07:13 AM (YOxw1)
Yes, but you probably won't find it on the "mourning" links. Vick goes to a lot of trouble to find and post this links to keep us informed and I appreciate his effort. Sometimes I choose not to be so well informed, and I don't read the posts or the links and my day is much better. I can only take so much news in day
The good news is- hopefully- that you have people in your life who love and need you, some resources or job so that you have a home and food and clothing You also have an opportunity by how you respond to people by making a difference in their world every single day.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 07:13 AM (w4NZ8)
On a truly sad and depressing note, I'm once again #1 for the week in comments.
Anyway, I've posted something new at Cut Jib. Link in nic.
Off to the allergist to get shot. Later and look out for the Mossad killer Joo vultures.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 01, 2016 07:13 AM (zLP1L)
Posted by: Baldy at February 01, 2016 07:15 AM (1SCTq)
Posted by: mindful webworker - generally squeaking at February 01, 2016 07:15 AM (TUUTu)
spend the money congress appropriates because it was Nixon (I think)
who, during a budget battle, said he wouldn't spend the money.
So if congress appropriates the money, the president has to spend it on what congress wants the money spent on.
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 01, 2016 07:12 AM (4T61K)
Yes, the impoundment Act. However money can still be frozen/withheld if approved by congress.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:16 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:17 AM (t2KH5)
A change of scenery on this date in 1944.
Feb 1, 1944 - The EZ Dog Journal
Cool and cloudy. Off to rest camp at Sorrento. Left CP at 0800. Got in Naples in time for dinner at the 106th. On to Sorrento at 1530. Beautiful place. Tourist town in peace. Music for dinner - and no thoughts of war.
Seems to me that by mentioning no thoughts of war that the thought of war was still with him. Understandable.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 07:17 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: mindful webworker - generally squeaking at February 01, 2016 07:15 AM (TUUTu)
What does that say about my life? If I'm optimistic, I can say that I think fast and type quick.
Eh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 01, 2016 07:17 AM (zLP1L)
It was the non governmental organizations, the charities who were living fat off the skimming. The idea that catholic charities, or 'save the children' were not susceptible to the corruption is naive and childish.
It's those same charitable NOGs, and foundations who are running the refugee relocation programs in the US today, running on government money and drawing fat salaries to move those refugees into your town.
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 01, 2016 07:18 AM (4T61K)
congress appropriates because it was Nixon (I think) who, during a
budget battle, said he wouldn't spend the money.
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That actually seems reasonable. If the pres doesn't like the appropriations bill, he should veto it, not step between Congress and the people/things it intended to fund, however undeserving.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 07:18 AM (YOxw1)
"Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together." -Thomas Carlyle
Posted by: mindful webworker - what, me silent? at February 01, 2016 07:18 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 07:18 AM (K/p7v)
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 01, 2016 07:18 AM (4T61K)
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That's the problem I was getting at. Those NGOs wouldn't even exist our tax money.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 07:20 AM (YOxw1)
On a truly sad and depressing note, I'm once again #1 for the week in comments.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 01, 2016 07:13 AM (zLP1L)
Heh. Looooooooser. *sticks out tongue at Sefton*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 01, 2016 07:20 AM (o98Jz)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 07:18 AM (K/p7v)
It don't count if you're married. Then again . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 01, 2016 07:20 AM (zLP1L)
http://tinyurl.com/hecd4dc
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:47 AM (t2KH5)
Scare quotes around the wrong word. Should read "have arrested 9 "American" terror suspects."
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2016 07:20 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2016 07:21 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 01, 2016 07:21 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:16 AM (t2KH5)
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Odd that Congress would appropriate the money and then freeze it, but I suppose the odd emergency comes up that proves them short-sighted and overly generous.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 07:22 AM (YOxw1)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 01, 2016 07:23 AM (HMt16)
Posted by: AE at February 01, 2016 07:23 AM (+ft6G)
Well, no thought of war during the music. A nice psychic break, I'd think.
Keep 'em coming, Muldoon. As we say in Oklahoma, 'ppreciate it.
Posted by: mindful webworker - no thought at all at February 01, 2016 07:24 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 07:26 AM (oVJmc)
You Say....... God says
I can't figure it out I will direct your steps.
Bible verse Proverbs 3:5-6
Nobody loves me I love you
Bible verse John 3:16
I'm not able God is able
Bible verse
II Corinthians 9:8
I can't forgive myself I forgive you
Bible verse:
Romans 8:1
I can't go on. My grace is sufficient
II Corinthians 12:9
I'm afraid I have not given you fear
Bible verse II Timothy 1:7
I feel all alone I will never leave you
Bible verse Hebrews 13:5
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 07:27 AM (w4NZ8)
The performance was epic, and I missed every minute of it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2016 07:27 AM (Dj0WE)
The difference between the Iowa "winner" and 3rd place is 4 delegates. What a buncha sound and fury signifying nothing.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 01, 2016 07:21 AM (HMt16)
The Republican Party making sure that no conservative candidate can get a leg up until after all the liberal States have their shot.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:28 AM (t2KH5)
then freeze it, but I suppose the odd emergency comes up that proves
them short-sighted and overly generous.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 07:22 AM (YOxw1)
Punishment
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:28 AM (t2KH5)
The caucus is on Groundhog Day?
Imagine that, over and over and over.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 07:26 AM (oVJmc)
Tomorrow I am stealing a tank and shall blow up your house.
Posted by: Phil Connors at February 01, 2016 07:28 AM (Dj0WE)
Imagine that, over and over and over.
Cue Cher singing I Got You Babe.
Posted by: mindful webworker - aaarrgggghhh at February 01, 2016 07:28 AM (TUUTu)
The caucus is on Groundhog Day?
Imagine that, over and over and over.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 07:26 AM (oVJmc)
Tomorrow I am stealing a tank and shall blow up your house.
Posted by: Phil Connors at February 01, 2016 07:28 AM (Dj0WE)
At least at the end you get to bang Andie McDowell.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 07:29 AM (oVJmc)
Only one shopping day left to Groundhog's day.
Posted by: AE at February 01, 2016 07:23 AM (+ft6G)
But tomorrow is Candelmas Day. Says so on my calendar.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:29 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: ugg boots at February 01, 2016 07:00 AM (fbovC)
Hillarity!'s health may cause her to withdraw from the land of the living. Other than that, I got nothin'.
Posted by: RickZ at February 01, 2016 07:30 AM (Ix+HS)
Nice thought. I like it. Thanks. Christian mystics including Francois Fenelon would agree with that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 07:31 AM (w4NZ8)
Actually there is a law that says the President must spend the money
congress appropriates because it was Nixon (I think) who, during a
budget battle, said he wouldn't spend the money.
So if congress appropriates the money, the president has to spend it on what congress wants the money spent on.
Obama has a pen and a phone - he doesn't need any stinking laws. Remember, impeachment is off the table. You people and your laws - makes me want to just reach out and pinch your chubby little cheeks.
Posted by: An Observation at February 01, 2016 07:32 AM (WHxhk)
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 01, 2016 07:33 AM (4T61K)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2016 07:33 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:28 AM (t2KH5)
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Just not for sanctuary cities. Not with our Republican-controlled Congress.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 07:34 AM (YOxw1)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at February 01, 2016 07:35 AM (HSAmh)
Meteorological Seasons in the Northern Hemisphere
In order to be consistent and to make forecasting easier, meteorologists divide the year into 4 meteorological seasons of 3 months each:spring - starting March 1 and ending May 31;summer - starting June 1 and ending August 31;fall (autumn) - starting September 1 and ending November 30; and,winter - starting December 1 and ending February 28 (February 29 in a Leap Year).
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:35 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 07:18 AM (K/p7v)
I thought you were married!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
That's why it was good news!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 07:36 AM (K/p7v)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:37 AM (t2KH5)
into the atmosphere when returning from a mission resulting in the
deaths of everyone on board.
I was standing outside, watching the sky as Columbia was due to pass over the MS coast that am -- When it didn't arrive on schedule or shortly after, I went back inside to see why not.
It was a very sad day.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2016 07:37 AM (gyKtp)
http://tinyurl.com/h7zeb7b
Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2016 07:38 AM (O7MnT)
Heh - Milady told me she killed a skeeter in the kitchen yesterday.
We've had a run of nice days here.
Posted by: mindful webworker - swat team at February 01, 2016 07:38 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2016 07:38 AM (gyKtp)
Cruz is promising to do just that.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 01, 2016 07:40 AM (gyKtp)
It was the non governmental organizations, the charities who were
living fat off the skimming. The idea that catholic charities, or 'save
the children' were not susceptible to the corruption is naive and
childish.
It's those same charitable NOGs, and foundations who are running the
refugee relocation programs in the US today, running on government
money and drawing fat salaries to move those refugees into your town.
.
.
.Most Charities morph over time into something their founders would abhor. The latest one is Wounded Warriors. That used to be the go to Charity for myself and the wife along with our VFW. Not any longer as they spend more $$$ on conferences, parties, executive salaries and hotels than they spend on the wounded troops now. It's sad really. They spend over $2 million a year on salaries for their top ten people.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 01, 2016 07:42 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 01, 2016 07:42 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 01, 2016 07:43 AM (iQIUe)
TERROR - WEST BANK: Arab terrorist shot dead by #IDF after crossing separation barrier and trying to stab soldiers.
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At least he didnt attack pregnant women.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 01, 2016 07:44 AM (iQIUe)
Peak Trump achieved, or weather issues?
Posted by: ugg boots at February 01, 2016 07:45 AM (fbovC)
Y'know, this is the first I've heard of sanctuary counties. And 26 of the 99 Iowa counties? That's nuts.
What is it with Iowa, anyway? The proximity to Illinois and Wisconsin, I presume?
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at February 01, 2016 07:46 AM (TUUTu)
Marcus Aurelius
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 07:46 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 01, 2016 07:47 AM (VcKnO)
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.Colors at 0800 followed by sweepers until 0900. Then General Quarters Drills at 1000-1100. No flight Ops today.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 01, 2016 07:49 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
I'm still actively boycotting the Academy Awards.
That'll show them.
Posted by: Bruce at February 01, 2016 07:49 AM (8ikIW)
There is a strong populist undercurrent in Iowa, and it has been that way for more than 100 years.
Or...you know....too much lead in the water.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2016 07:49 AM (Zu3d9)
NaCly Dog: smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: mindful webworker - smiling and happy at February 01, 2016 07:49 AM (TUUTu)
The American news media craves a royal family to worship. They're jealous of the Brits, and it explains their worship of Democrat first families.
Posted by: Pyrocles at February 01, 2016 07:51 AM (MYMcU)
Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2016 07:51 AM (O7MnT)
T Rex tries to shovel shovel driveway (video):
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zajl7gq
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 07:51 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 01, 2016 07:49 AM (iONHu)
Never had a GQ drill that short.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 07:51 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 01, 2016 07:52 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Ethanol Zod at February 01, 2016 07:53 AM (Ycz0Z)
1. Jeb Bush
2. Marco Rub
3. Hillary Clinton
Better than I thought it would be. I expected it to be Sanders, Clinton, then Bush. Surprising in this blue state.
Posted by: Pyrocles at February 01, 2016 07:54 AM (MYMcU)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 07:54 AM (K/p7v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2016 07:55 AM (kzdjp)
Got laid.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 07:18 AM (K/p7v)
What is this "laid" of which you speak?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 07:55 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 01, 2016 07:55 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2016 07:55 AM (kzdjp)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at February 01, 2016 07:55 AM (HSAmh)
(Actually what you get is genocide, and that's not funny, but whatever.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - toot toot tootsie at February 01, 2016 07:55 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Ethanol Xerxes at February 01, 2016 07:56 AM (Ycz0Z)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 01, 2016 07:56 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at February 01, 2016 07:56 AM (rwI+c)
And really good at cutting grease.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2016 07:58 AM (q2o38)
Should have bought a lottery ticket.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 07:58 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 01, 2016 07:59 AM (ZQfW9)
worship. They're jealous of the Brits, and it explains their worship of
Democrat first families.
Posted by: Pyrocles at February 01, 2016 07:51 AM (MYMcU)
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And what's the excuse for the GOPe?
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 08:00 AM (YOxw1)
July 2016: GOP nom goes to Anyone But Trump
August 2016: Trump runs 3rd party
November 2016: Democrats win the general
January 2017: Nation in flames
Satan: Mission accomplished!
Morning, Glories! It's only Monday. Happy New Month!
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's all a dream at February 01, 2016 06:48 AM (TUUTu)
Waking nightmare part 2:
June 2016: Trump nominated
Late-September 2016: Trump drops out, endorses Clinton
November 2016: Clinton wins a 50-0 state landslide in the last election ever.
Satan: Mission accomplished
Or do you want part 3, where Congress invalidates Cruz's election?
Posted by: steveegg at February 01, 2016 08:00 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 08:00 AM (kpqmD)
Live entertainment, better than an in-flight movie! Instead of apologizing, Delta should've charged the passengers extra. (There MUST be cell footage out there.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - The Stewardesses, in 3D at February 01, 2016 08:01 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 01, 2016 08:01 AM (HSmrB)
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 01, 2016 08:02 AM (u5gzz)
Last night, I get the news that it would be morally wrong for a purported friend to attend my wedding. This, the woman who had me sing at her wedding last June, cutting four days out of the first vacation I'd had in 10 years (and the last I'll get for the next 5 years).
Left my sweetheart behind, paid all my own expenses, rehearsed before dawn, bought a new (suitably modest) dress and wore the incredibly slutty makeup that the occasion demanded, sang songs I did not believe (a heinous sin in my reckoning), helped her mask my infidel status, zipped my lip on all things atheist and lesbian, bought a gift I really couldn't afford, danced with her goofball brothers and distracted the pastor with a lengthy discussion of soteriology when he seemed likely to throw a wet blanket over the reception. (That part might have been a highlight of the event, as doctrine I remembered from when I was 10 seemed to wrap the poor man's brain in knots. He knew I was wrong, but couldn't understand why his kung-fu wasn't laying me out on the floor in tears.)
I'm not sure why I imagined I wouldn't get schlonged in the end, but this is definitely the last, last, last, last straw.
My only solace is that President Trump will repay the Christians for their endorsements, good and hard.
Posted by: Spellcheck at February 01, 2016 08:03 AM (HKBpI)
was to avoid record keeping requirements (and FOI requests). IOW the
aim was to break the law.
While I don't doubt that, this seems to be the most innocent explanation of the server - we were doing a decent job, we just wanted to avoid pesky inquiries. People hide stuff from inquiries when they know inquiries would discover them doing unethical, corrupt, and/or illegal things.
Recall the response when we got upset over NSA surveillance revealed by Snowden: "What's the big deal, if you have nothing to hide?"
Well, Hillary had a TON of activities she wanted to hide. Like money laundering and tax evasion, it's a crime committed ho die other, worse crimes.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 08:03 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2016 08:04 AM (cXiMR)
Congress invalidates Cruz's election.
Texas secedes. Former USA burns.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 08:05 AM (K/p7v)
Posted by: mindful webworker - toasty at February 01, 2016 08:08 AM (TUUTu)
The 50 states are divided into four groups of 12, randomly or geographically balanced.
Presidential primary voting occurs in five waves at, oh say, 3-4 week intervals in Feb-Apr of the election year. All 12 states in each group vote on the same day.
Each election cycle the order of voting among the five groups rotates so that every four presidential cycles any given state gets a chance to be "first in the nation"
In case you bothered to do the math, the two remaining states, Iowa and New Hampshire get to vote in May, for the next 100 years anyway.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 08:08 AM (NeFrd)
Texas secedes. Former USA burns.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 08:05 AM (K/p7v)
Ammo, magazines - a lot of buying required.
Posted by: steveegg at February 01, 2016 08:08 AM (cL79m)
Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2016 08:09 AM (W9xK3)
We could create our very own version of OPEC.
Organization of Vodka Exporting Countries.
OVEC
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2016 08:09 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 08:10 AM (YOxw1)
1. Trump gets the nod and the GOP tries to weasel out of it by brokering a convention. Cruz gets the nod to keep the peace.
2. 'The democrats' (and the GoPe BIRM) try to renege on Cruz' election because Canadian at one time or something stupid like that, but hey; disregard that traitorous POS JEF or whatever, and civil war ensues.
Alternate; The failure circus that is the GOPe cant get its collective shit together and Uncle Bernie is elected, economy collapses and civil war ensues..
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 01, 2016 08:10 AM (VcKnO)
We just need a Federal Reserve System that will Print more money.
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at February 01, 2016 08:10 AM (4T61K)
Broncos just has to get the ball in either end zone to score?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 08:10 AM (NOIQH)
I think we should just cut the crap and go "everyone on the same day". It'd speed up our ridiculously long election season.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 01, 2016 08:11 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 01, 2016 08:11 AM (iQIUe)
Works for me.
In reality, there are many systems that would work reasonably well.
That we have chosen the one that works so incredibly badly is a testament to the stupidity and vacuousness of our political class, and the laziness of the voters.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2016 08:11 AM (Zu3d9)
New Hampshire get to vote in May, for the next 100 years anyway.
I like it, Muldoon!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 08:12 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2016 08:04 AM (cXiMR)
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Lofovos won't come out for Evan Who or Webb What.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 08:12 AM (YOxw1)
*****
Yes, it is ridiculously long. But I think there is some merit to a stepwise filtering process to allow a little sifting to take place. Could condense it into 2 week intervals and start it in May or June.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 01, 2016 08:13 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 01, 2016 08:11 AM (iQIUe)
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For me "act accordingly" is taking unpaid leave and driving 22 hours to D.C. to march, ideally alongside a couple million fellow patriots.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 08:13 AM (YOxw1)
We could create our very own version of OPEC.
Organization of Vodka Exporting Countries.
OVEC
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2016 08:09 AM (Zu3d9)
Way ahead of you, comrade.
Posted by: Mad Vlad Putin at February 01, 2016 08:13 AM (cL79m)
Unleashes shoggoths.
Drags country into maw of dread Cthulhu.
Loses general election by 2%.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 08:14 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mindful webworker - toasty at February 01, 2016 08:08 AM
I'll just leave these two cases of road flares here by the door. Make sure everyone grabs a couple when we head out to the demonstration...
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 01, 2016 08:14 AM (ZQfW9)
OVEC
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2016 08:09 AM (Zu3d9)
AT $2.00/gal bulk price, we could sink the rest of the world in alcohol.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2016 08:14 AM (q2o38)
Sorry that your friend treated you badly after you had helped her out and sung at her wedding.
Trump will do what Trump will do. Was your friend a Trump supporter? There are many of us who are not.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 08:14 AM (w4NZ8)
The HQ should also be handing out free sex dolls, maybe as part of the newly upgraded platinum membership package.
Posted by: Donald J. Trump at February 01, 2016 08:14 AM (TxJGV)
It no longer serves much of a purpose. The national debate cycle serves as the filter now. We could have a runoff afterwards if nobody secured a majority, and still do it faster.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 01, 2016 08:15 AM (J+mig)
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I've had to stop reading his columns. I'm an economic refugee from California now living in Texas. It's real for me.
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 08:15 AM (YOxw1)
https://walden.house.gov/speech
Posted by: mindful webworker - rural spirit at February 01, 2016 08:16 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: docweasel at February 01, 2016 08:17 AM (XxzcU)
Now the dilemma: When I go back to that restaurant, do I get the chicken sammitch, which I know is spectacular... or do I take a chance and order something else on the menu?
Posted by: V the K at February 01, 2016 08:17 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at February 01, 2016 08:17 AM (3ZtZW)
The Sagan Cosmos' "Meat Planet" referred to in the ONT was the singularly most stupid drivel I've heard in a long time. The thing is, I watched the show when it first aired, lo, those many years ago and I apparently didn't have a WTF? moment significant enough at the time that I can remember.
Today marks the unleashing of the Staphylococcus iowii plague that will infest and overwhelm the land for the next nine months. I am so looking forward to the bad taste it will leave in my mouth each and every day.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 08:18 AM (BK3ZS)
I half wonder if he'll say that prayer that one says declaring ones self a Muslim and officially "come out."
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 08:18 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: MTF at February 01, 2016 08:19 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 08:20 AM (w4NZ8)
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Wait, wait. I'm trying to follow which side you're on. Are you a Christian shitheel, or against Christian shitheels?
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 08:20 AM (YOxw1)
Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2016 08:21 AM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Lester at February 01, 2016 08:21 AM (2UPXV)
Rather than secede, Texas aplita into four states with 8 Senators, and the liberals whine foreever
Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2016 08:21 AM (cXiMR)
They'd try to break it up where most of rural Texas was in one state, and the others were had small enough rural populations that Dallas, Houston, and Austin (blue enclaves much as all major cities are) could dominate them. Never trust them not to try to game anything to their advantage.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at February 01, 2016 08:23 AM (J+mig)
I have visited Punxsutawney, Pa. In the summer. Never met Phil.
I hope GQ means general quarters and not Gentleman's Quarterly, which caters to foppish cads and is published monthly.
Cross Tutsi with Hutu is damn funny line. Wasn't that one of Al Jolson's big hits?
As our patron, Mencken, once said:
Here in this Eden of clowns, with the highest rewards of clowning theoretically open to every poor boy -- here in the very citadel of democracy we found and cherish a clown dynasty!
(He was talking Roosevelts.)
Posted by: Spellcheck at February 01, 2016 08:23 AM (HKBpI)
Vic system, States vote one per week in the order ranked by percent vote for Republicans. Red States go first, Blue states go last.
Or even better, nationwide vote at same time. Three primaries eliminating the bottom candidates until the final vote only has two.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 08:23 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 01, 2016 08:23 AM (LXJ1e)
I made my niece's "Bestest Friends" list so all is right with the world
*now to scroll up and get pissed.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 08:23 AM (fWAjv)
"Obama to attend mosque, known to support terrorism"
The mosque is also known to support terrorism...
Posted by: mindful webworker - impeachment's too good fer 'im at February 01, 2016 08:24 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at February 01, 2016 08:24 AM (u5gzz)
No; I'm not much into secular messiahs.
How's the book on the Christian mystic going?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 08:25 AM (w4NZ8)
Unleashes shoggoths.
Drags country into maw of dread Cthulhu.
Loses general election by 2%.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 08:14 AM (oVJmc)
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Unpossible.
Cthulhu could never lose the election.
Posted by: @votermom at February 01, 2016 08:25 AM (cbfNE)
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The world runs hot and cold on Christian tolerance Doc, as you know better than many. I've concluded- rightly or wrongly - that I will remain friends as best I can with my friends who are idiots during these burning times, in hopes we can all reach an epiphany at some point and really be friends again. I do not know if I'm taking the right path on this one and YMMV.
Posted by: MTF at February 01, 2016 08:25 AM (TxJGV)
The mosque is also known to support terrorism...
Posted by: mindful webworker - impeachment's too good fer 'im at February 01, 2016 08:24 AM (TUUTu)
Comment of the Day.
Posted by: steveegg at February 01, 2016 08:26 AM (cL79m)
Vic system, States vote one per week in the order ranked by percent vote for Republicans. Red States go first, Blue states go last.
Or even better, nationwide vote at same time. Three primaries eliminating the bottom candidates until the final vote only has two.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 08:23 AM (t2KH5)
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Vic,
I like your second suggestion. I proposed something similar except with more rounds of voting and it would include televised live one on one interviews asking the candidates the same questions a couple of days before the votes.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 01, 2016 08:26 AM (LXJ1e)
Bingo!
I think the message he's sending is to Muslims, maybe even Islamic countries, though the article I saw claims he's doing it to reinforce that America is about religious freedom (i.e. trolling yet again).
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 08:27 AM (NOIQH)
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He's gonna tell us again that Islam was vital to the founding of America, that Muslims have made many important contributions to the development of America (without naming them, of course), and that restricting Muslim immigration into the U.S. is "not who we are."
IOW, his usual rancid, Islamophilic BS.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 01, 2016 08:27 AM (a31sM)
Rather than secede, Texas aplita into four states with 8 Senators, and the liberals whine foreever
Posted by: Jean at February 01, 2016 08:21 AM
The problem with that is at least of couple of the new "states" would have Democrat voting Houston and Dallas dominating the population totals which would lead to 4 new Dem senators, maybe even 6 with south Texas/San Antonio. So as a native and current resident Texan I vote no. All us hicks in the boonies already have enough trouble with Dallas/Houston/San Antonio. We have to regularly threaten to cut off their water to keep them in line.
Posted by: Lester at February 01, 2016 08:27 AM (2UPXV)
Meanwhile, George Will shaves head into mohawk, spends hours rehearsing into mirror 'Were you conversing with me? Were you conversing with ME?'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 08:28 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2016 08:29 AM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 08:29 AM (kpqmD)
And all the bankers and hedge fund players that got gigantic bailouts and leveraging 300:1, and now are propped up with ZIRP and QE costing savers trillions? No big deal, hate for the farm policy dominates. We will gladly sell out farm support and the rural communities today (because we are in the cities) if you maybe one day will cut back on the public union support? Pretty please?
And farmers that add on horticultural products (my degree is horticulture) have to compete with illegal alien labor, and "free trade" foreign products where there is even less oversight over production and labor. But sure, farmers should work at the same rate as Chileans, but under the tax regime and hiring controls of the US.
Farmers are getting much older on average, because it's hard work, long hours for most, with no guarantees or pensions at 55. The AVERAGE farmer is now 58. Go to the cities instead, where the big money really lives.
National Review says ethanol should be the litmus test, not illegal immigration, or TPP, or eagerness for war, of course. Even Cruz says he'd phase it out over a decade, but the idea is to have much better production by then. But never mind that, ethanol (a small issue really) has become HUUUGE as the litmus test. Not trade or immigration which are the killers, but even here with allegedly smart people, Ethanol Hate consumes people.
Stopping and reversing the flow of the third world labor (and its socialist and criminal side effects) is the real priority. The TPP bad deals rank right up there, where sovereign control is lost and we will only get a vote among partner nations, and more power is transferred to global authority. But sure, prove how pure a conservative you are by ranting about ethanol and those damn farmers.
The 10% ethanol system is established, they should just keep it at that, make non-ethanol more available at a little premium for small engines. But while ethanol has lobbyists, the real undue influence comes from the big cities and the corrupt in NYC/DC, not from the red rural parts of the big red/blue map.
http://tinyurl.com/jsdb4se (that's on farmers getting MUCH older)
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 01, 2016 08:30 AM (5Gpe2)
Hello; I sent you and e-mail yesterday about the job search. if you feel like it, shoot on back. I'd be happy to hear from you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 08:31 AM (w4NZ8)
______________________
Christian bakers, photographers, nuns, etc., beg to differ.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 01, 2016 08:31 AM (a31sM)
Posted by: MTF at February 01, 2016 08:31 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 08:32 AM (8HTq1)
He's gonna tell us again that Islam was vital to the founding of America, that Muslims have made many important contributions to the development of America (without naming them, of course)
I've got their contribution right here: without Muslim slavers in Africa, we would not have had slaves here.
mike drop
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2016 08:32 AM (BK3ZS)
How's the book on the Christian mystic going?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 08:25 AM (w4NZ
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I'm bit of slow reader (have 4 kids and hard to find the time). However Louismet proposes that we come to know God through three means reason, faith and experimental means.
The experimental means is the mystical knowledge of God whereby we come to know God through love. It is similar to where you get to know someone from correspondence (faith) and then get to know them when you meet them in person (experimental).
He is taking a similar approach as Brother John with practicing the presence of God.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 01, 2016 08:32 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 08:31 AM (w4NZ
Heya, Fenelon. I'll send one back later today.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 08:32 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Spellcheck at February 01, 2016 08:33 AM (HKBpI)
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 01, 2016 08:30 AM (5Gpe2)
the ethanol mandate issue is really just a proxy for the larger issue of DC corruption in general. interest groups go to DC to get sweet favors for their interest, at the expense of everyone else.
Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2016 08:33 AM (uZNvH)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/z699hdd
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 08:33 AM (oVJmc)
He is taking a similar approach as Brother John with practicing the presence of God.
I don't know who Brother John is. Do you mean Brother Lawrence who wrote the letters in "Practicing The Presence of God"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 08:34 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 08:35 AM (oVJmc)
The mosque is also known to support terrorism...
Posted by: mindful webworker - impeachment's too good fer 'im at February 01, 2016 08:24 AM (TUUTu)
Comment of the Day.
Posted by: steveegg at February 01, 2016 08:26 AM (cL79m)
Winning Comment of the Month seven and a half hours into the month. Impressive.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 08:35 AM (K/p7v)
Posted by: MTF at February 01, 2016 08:31 AM (TxJGV)
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Rubio is even less in my eyes than Jeb! I'm not sure what people see in him, maybe a Jack Kemp type. Except more smarmy politician mixed in.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 01, 2016 08:35 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 08:36 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 08:34 AM (w4NZ
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That's who a I meant.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 01, 2016 08:36 AM (LXJ1e)
Ask not for whom the schlong schlongs; it schlongs for thee.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 08:29
It should be called "The Iowa Schlong". When does the schlonging start? I see Microsoft developed an app for all the old lady election officials to schlong up. The schlong totals should be a schlonging nightmare.
Posted by: Lester at February 01, 2016 08:36 AM (2UPXV)
As opposed to being played and cheated on by the GOPe daily?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 08:37 AM (K/p7v)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 08:38 AM (0O7c5)
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It's a symptom; one of many.
If I were king, I would happily outlaw public sector unions, tear up the TPP, and end all federal ag subsidies -- not just corn.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 01, 2016 08:38 AM (a31sM)
O.K Just checking. There are a number of mystics who sound very similiair and the obvious reason is that they're all Christians mystics and being in the presence of God regularly is focal for them
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 08:38 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: George Michael sings the Apocalypse at February 01, 2016 08:39 AM (dlIzT)
Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at February 01, 2016 08:39 AM (uvj0z)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 08:40 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Spellcheck at February 01, 2016 08:33 AM (HKBpI)
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So business as usual then.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 01, 2016 08:41 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: MTF at February 01, 2016 08:41 AM (TxJGV)
Our politics may be a mess but we're not shooting at each other yet, so there's that.
Posted by: troyriser at February 01, 2016 08:42 AM (UWlp+)
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I believe she and likely her cronies too will be pardoned. Thereby tacitly admitting guilt, but also getting Barry and Kerry et al off the hook by closing the book on it.
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at February 01, 2016 08:42 AM (3ZtZW)
O.K Just checking. There are a number of mystics who sound very similiair and the obvious reason is that they're all Christians mystics and being in the presence of God regularly is focal for them
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 08:38 AM (w4NZ
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Your right.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 01, 2016 08:42 AM (LXJ1e)
Were they silver dimes at least?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 08:43 AM (kpqmD)
That said, I am really bored with the attacks on Trump supporters. Today it's hate for Christians who support Trump.
If your candidate can't compete, it's not the fault of the voters.
Posted by: @votermom at February 01, 2016 08:44 AM (cbfNE)
Decides he can build yuuuuuger buildings if law of gravity was repealed.
Repeals gravity.
Universe destroyed.
Happy now?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 08:45 AM (oVJmc)
BlazingCatFur
http://bit.ly/1m87uzE
The stupid -- it is so thick and deep! Comic strip guidelines for an invading army, yeah, that'll work.
French publish cartoon guide on how not to Nazi...
Posted by: mindful webworker - toonful at February 01, 2016 08:45 AM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 08:48 AM (jlR94)
BlazingCatFur
http://bit.ly/1m87uzE
The stupid -- it is so thick and deep! Comic strip guidelines for an invading army, yeah, that'll work.
French publish cartoon guide on how not to Nazi...
Posted by: mindful webworker - toonful at February 01, 2016 08:45 AM (TUUTu)
Where are the instructions on not defecating or masturbating? I did see one panel that seemed to discourage grabass, so maybe that's a start.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 08:48 AM (kpqmD)
Rubio is a gifted politician, with rhetorical skills Obama is supposed to have but doesn't, as well as the ability to think fast on his feet. Personally, I prefer Cruz to Rubio, Rubio to Trump, and Carly Fiorina to all of them, but Carly just doesn't have the organization, money, or name recognition to pull it off.
Posted by: troyriser at February 01, 2016 08:48 AM (UWlp+)
Germans Publish Illegal Alien Invader Swimming Pool Etiquette Guide (in cartoon form)
Basically, it looks like the caddies-in-the-pool scene in Caddyshack.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 08:49 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 08:48 AM (jlR94)
Where he is found by He Who Walks Behind the Rows?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 08:49 AM (kpqmD)
Without even looking at it (though I'm sure I've seen illustrations from it on the net), raping three year olds at the local pool is not an etiquette problem. Would they also publish a guide to, say, SMOD informing it that it's not polite to crash earth's party uninvited?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 01, 2016 08:49 AM (NOIQH)
Basically, it looks like the caddies-in-the-pool scene in Caddyshack.
But that's not a Clark bar.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 08:50 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 08:50 AM (w4NZ8)
Iowa. It is damn easy to sway them by packing the caucus with out of
State plants. And again I ask, why does this blue State get to go first?
http://tinyurl.com/z3jljbq
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:44 AM (t2KH5)
That article, despite the headline, only offers anecdotal evidence that Clinton's caucus staff is from out of town/state which is actually a hopeful sign (for us) as it means volunteers are staying away from her in droves. I noticed the same thing with Cantor i the primary where he was booted. I was a poll volunteer for Dave Brat and the person working the poll for Cantor was a paid member of his Washington D.C. office staff.
Posted by: redbanzai at February 01, 2016 08:50 AM (NPofj)
And that statue we got from the French
That whore's still alerting, with strangers she's flirting
Inviting them into our beds
The guineas, the coolies, the wetbacks, the reds
The Jews, now those terrorists
And who let in the woman who looks after my kid
And the one who is cleaning my mess?
Before the gays had their agenda, before the slaves were free.
Before that man from Kenya took the presidency
Life was so righteous, life was so clean.
Send em all back including me
When they say, 'we want our America back',
Our America back, our America back.'
When they say, ' we want our America back'
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Bernie Sanders. Bringing Americans together like only TFG can.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 01, 2016 08:50 AM (fWAjv)
Basically, it looks like the caddies-in-the-pool scene in Caddyshack.
But that's not a Clark bar.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at February 01, 2016 08:50 AM (oVJmc)
Baby Ruth.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at February 01, 2016 08:50 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 01, 2016 08:51 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Giorgios Kyriacos Panayiotou at February 01, 2016 08:51 AM (dlIzT)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 01, 2016 08:51 AM (kff5f)
Ted Cruz wins over Iowa Farmer with anti-rfs stance!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/jyesqvu
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at February 01, 2016 08:40 AM (0O7c5)
yeah I saw that. That is a terrific video. Cruz isn't condescending or arrogant at all, he's speaking to the "dumb old farmer" (the farmer's description of himself) with humility and as an equal. It is quite good to see.
Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2016 08:51 AM (uZNvH)
The 1.6 percent pay raise will fall below the projected increase in private-sector wages, which is likely to be 3.2 percent in 2017, according to Congressional Budget Office estimates.
If approved by Congress, the modest pay increase would mark the fourth consecutive year that military basic pay has not kept pace with the growth in most civilian wages, reversing a trend during the post-2001 war years when military pay rose substantially.
Fredo appointees not doubt who "love" the Military
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2016 08:51 AM (kzdjp)
Where he gets threshed.
But that's not a Clark bar.
It's a Baby Ruth's.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 08:51 AM (jlR94)
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But..but...I'm so confused. Maet's link last night quoted an EU Leader on the little rape behavior re: Cologne. It clearly was not a result of the influx of migrant. No, no, no. There's no link! It's just your usual matter of public order.
"Minutes state: 'As far as the crimes in Cologne were concerned, he [Timmermans] said that these were a matter of public order and were not related to the refugee crisis."
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at February 01, 2016 08:52 AM (pVkEV)
I-idiots
O- out
W- walking
A- about
Thats all you need to know about the Hawkeye state.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 08:52 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at February 01, 2016 06:43 AM (t2KH5)<<<
Order of Fat'h?
They have an order for those life size pictures of athletes that cling to your walls?
Posted by: LIV at February 01, 2016 08:52 AM (H9MG5)
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Yeah, I'm not getting that one. I get there's an axe to grind, but a strange place for it. If it's true, even.
Posted by: Bigby's Fistbump at February 01, 2016 08:52 AM (3ZtZW)
https://walden.house.gov/speech
Posted by: mindful webworker - rural spirit at February 01, 2016 08:16 AM (TUUTu)
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Excellent speech.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 01, 2016 08:53 AM (MIKMs)
Buy my book. Available in paperback at Amazon (so you can throw Ace some change), or directly via my CreateSpace e-store (so you can give me a higher royalty). Pre-Orders for the Kindle version also available.
In addition, the book is signed up for Amazon's MatchBook. That means if you purchase the paperback from Amazon and then want the Kindle version (which is eligible for sharing via kindle), you can get it for only 99 cents.
Link to my e-store is in my sig; I presume you all know how to find Amazon. The title is Fire and Frost.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 01, 2016 08:53 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 08:38 AM (w4NZ
The artist and poet William Blake considered himself a (minor) prophet, directly inspired byGod. Given his gloriously beautiful illustrations for The Bible, Dante's Infernoand Milton's Paradise Lost, I'm inclined to agree. In any event, I think there's a special place for people like Bach and Blake in Heaven.
Sorry, you were talking about mystics and William Blake came naturally to mind. I was a Literature major in college and went on a Blake binge for about two years.
Posted by: troyriser at February 01, 2016 08:53 AM (UWlp+)
Occasionally lapsing into silence when they lose track of Ephesians 2:8 and especially 2:9:
8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.
But at some point the smug self-righteousness becomes too much to bear. No more defending, no more excusing. I take them at face value now.
Posted by: Spellcheck at February 01, 2016 08:54 AM (HKBpI)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 01, 2016 08:51 AM (uZNvH)
Any successful farmer is the furthest thing away from being dumb.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2016 08:54 AM (voOPb)
Soros: I just do it for the lulz.
Posted by: conversations at the billionaire Democrats club at February 01, 2016 08:57 AM (b2qGx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 01, 2016 08:48 AM (jlR94)<<<
Like the Joe Pesci character in Casino?
Posted by: batter up at February 01, 2016 08:57 AM (H9MG5)
http://tinyurl.com/h7zeb7b
This one is apparently untrue, from what I've seen. No evidence he had ever booked the larger arena for this one, which he DID fill in December.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 01, 2016 08:58 AM (r9tFS)
Sorry, you were talking about mystics and William Blake came naturally to mind. I was a Literature major in college and went on a Blake binge for about two years.
Posted by: troyriser at February 01, 2016 08:53 AM (UWlp+)
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I think Blake and other English poets fall under mystic label.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 01, 2016 08:58 AM (LXJ1e)
yes, Blake was a mystic and a great artist and poet.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 08:58 AM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 01, 2016 08:59 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at February 01, 2016 09:00 AM (r9tFS)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at February 01, 2016 09:00 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: @votermom at February 01, 2016 09:02 AM (cbfNE)
Trump is hosting free breakfast today for his evangelical canvassers. Cooked 'em up a mess o' pottage.
Posted by: Spellcheck at February 01, 2016 09:03 AM (HKBpI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 09:04 AM (w4NZ8)
to confront me even though she knows I cant stand her, just happened to
be out at 11 pm, in her pajama, on one of the coldest nites we've had
with a small bag of trash, when I came home. I have a routine which she
is aware of.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at February 01, 2016 08:59 AM (iQIUe)
Your neighbor seems to be trying to capture your "attentions". I would change my routines were I you (park a street away, start sneaking out a side door when you leave and through your garbage away in the local grocery's dumpster, for instance). Maybe she will move on if she doesn't see you for a while?
Posted by: redbanzai at February 01, 2016 09:04 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: @votermom at February 01, 2016 09:02 AM (cbfNE)
Thanks Votermom!
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Firehooks and Rock-salt for sale at February 01, 2016 09:04 AM (kff5f)
My favorite: George Herbert.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 09:05 AM (w4NZ8)
O Rose, thou art sick!
The invisible worm
That flies in the night,
In the howling storm,
Has found out thy bed
Of crimson joy:
And his dark secret love
Does thy life destroy.
Posted by: @votermom at February 01, 2016 09:06 AM (cbfNE)
Hey I think that is a great idea, but hey Donald I also need a bathroom redone?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2016 09:07 AM (kzdjp)
Posted by: angela urkel at February 01, 2016 09:07 AM (b2qGx)
to confront me even though she knows I cant stand her, just happened to be out at 11 pm, in her pajama, on one of the coldest nites we've had with a small bag of trash, when I came home. I have a routine which she is aware of.
Keep it up on the coldest nights, but delay getting home by five minutes longer each time.
Worst case? She confronts you.
Best case? She freezes to death and you get a new neighbor.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 09:08 AM (K/p7v)
to confront me
Sorry if this is nosy-but you brought it up. What is your neighbor trying to confront you about?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 09:10 AM (w4NZ8)
On a truly sad and depressing note, I'm once again #1 for the week in comments.
Anyway, I've posted something new at Cut Jib. Link in nic.
Off to the allergist to get shot. Later and look out for the Mossad killer Joo vultures.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 01, 2016 07:13 AM (zLP1L)
That was depressing.
How can you not see the wisdom of electing a man who will get rid of government run health care so it can be replaced with better government run health care?
Posted by: jwb7605 at February 01, 2016 09:10 AM (DofIg)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 01, 2016 09:10 AM (K/p7v)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at February 01, 2016 09:10 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: steevy at February 01, 2016 09:11 AM (8HTq1)
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Then either:
1 - you don't believe in Ephesians but you are throwing the Christian shitheels' own scripture in their faces, or
2 - you do believe in Ephesians and you're disgusted with Christians who think that doing good works excuses their graceless behavior.
I'm still trying to unravel your original post on this.
Really, I'm intrigued and curious. You didn't like singing at the wedding because you felt that your part in imbuing these Christian shitheels' ceremony with holiness was dishonest?
Posted by: iforgot at February 01, 2016 09:16 AM (YOxw1)
There are more democratic nations we should be trading with first. But the Clintons and Democrats seem to love Mao and communism, and their bribes. But Americans may be tapped out, and the mythical China capitalist buyer has not magically congealed out of all the globalist hyperbole.
doom doom doom ... slow train out.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 01, 2016 09:16 AM (5Gpe2)
I honestly haven't read any Blake biographies because I was afraid knowing his life story would color my take on his work. For example, I can't stand the art of Marcel Duchamps any more after I found out he was a genuinely awful human being.
Posted by: troyriser at February 01, 2016 09:18 AM (UWlp+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 01, 2016 09:21 AM (w4NZ8)
Trump says we must help the guy dying on the street, as a response to claims he wants single payer. He also says no, repeal and replace. Of course we already take care of the homeless and put too many on Medicaid.
But the bigger issue first, is not putting half of the third world on our Medicaid and other entitlements.
Posted by: Illiniwek at February 01, 2016 09:24 AM (5Gpe2)
Posted by: Horta Crap, Tranabaga at February 01, 2016 09:34 AM (6JdPq)
Posted by: redbanzai at February 01, 2016 09:04 AM (NPofj)
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Or shimmy down from your bedroom window and crawl through the bushes to your car. Wear a wig and a pair of Groucho glasses. You might have to buy a fat suit
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2016 09:35 AM (Fmupd)
In other words, this person comforts herself over her butthurt by imputing base motives to Christians, without proof.
The kind of homosexual bitterness that would prefer to see western civilization destroyed than to be free to live how she wants alongside people who disagree with her.
Posted by: angela urkel at February 01, 2016 09:50 AM (b2qGx)
through the bushes to your car. Wear a wig and a pair of Groucho
glasses. You might have to buy a fat suit
Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2016 09:35 AM (Fmupd)
I like Soona's ideas better:-)
On a serious note, I would say avoidance is the best option because your neighbor seems kind of unhinged. She is the one that her landlord was afraid to evict and the landlord's son is now trying to finally get rid of after she didn't pay rent for a whole year correct?
Posted by: redbanzai at February 01, 2016 10:30 AM (NPofj)
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