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Norwegian Woman Claims to be Trans-Species, a Cat Trapped In a Human Body
From @rdbrewer, meow-she says meow-she is the victim of a "genetic defect" which makes meow-her a transcat.
The more civilized a society is -- or the more decadent; I am beginning to wonder if Conan of Cimmeria wasn't right that they're essentially the same -- the more time and space people have to indulge in play and fantasy. Of course, this is, in the main, a good thing. Having to find food and water for oneself every single day might have the admirable effect of focusing one's mind on practical, tangible reality, but daydreaming, play, fantasy, storytelling, art and oral sex are nice luxuries to be able to indulge in. Decadence is wonderful, really -- for as long you can afford it. But, of course, when a society becomes so insulated from reality -- due to its wealth and domination over the environment -- it might lose itself dreaming. The thing is, this can only go on for a short period, because reality will, ultimately, reimpose itself. A society that begins forgetting about the exacting rules of reality will soon lose its wealth and its soft cushions against the fundamental hardness of the world. It is a strange thing indeed that in objectively bad economic times -- these are hard times, hustling times, scarce times -- we are simultaneously cursed with the strange dreamings of excessive wealth. I don't think that many people believed, during the Great Depression, that they were cats trapped in the bodies of humans. I think they were more practical minded. Which is what then permitted them to rebuild and become prosperous again. And ultimately begin lapsing into dreamworlds in the seventies. Yet here we are in objectively hard times, which should, if we are to ever scramble out of our predicament, produce hard thinking, yet we continue on this descent into indulgence and decadence. These are hard times, but they do not produce hard thinking. They don't even produce soft thinking. They produce non-thinking. They produce psychosis. They produce waking dreams, and not even dreams of the more interesting sort. Where are the piles of gold we ought to be sleeping upon, if we are to dream so indulgently? We have our decadence, but where is our opulence to prop it up? Strange days, and bad ones.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 06:55 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: kahall at January 29, 2016 06:56 PM (Cmgna)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 06:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 06:57 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2016 06:57 PM (8PbKi)
Posted by: Charles "Cat" Dickens at January 29, 2016 06:57 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 06:57 PM (osI0T)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2016 06:58 PM (8PbKi)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 29, 2016 06:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: fluffy at January 29, 2016 06:58 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at January 29, 2016 06:58 PM (EgFeC)
Posted by: Hank at January 29, 2016 06:58 PM (BtG7l)
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 29, 2016 06:58 PM (g8Hfr)
One other thing--I've always thought women wanted to be more to be more than p___y. This woman wants to be all p___y.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 29, 2016 06:59 PM (hJrjt)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at January 29, 2016 06:59 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 06:59 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: not Mark Steyn at January 29, 2016 06:59 PM (H9MG5)
Post Roman Europe
WW2 Occupied Poland
Europe during the 30 years War.
Atlanta and Richmond 1865 1866.
Try again.
Posted by: havildar major at January 29, 2016 06:59 PM (jpW6t)
Munchausen syndrome is a psychiatric factitious disorder wherein those affected feign disease, illness, or psychological trauma to draw attention, sympathy, or reassurance to themselves.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 06:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2016 07:00 PM (WQMJ4)
Whenever I read or re-read almost anything by old Rudyard, I am reminded of what a fine writer he was. Unfortunately, he was prescient in many regards.
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2016 07:00 PM (wYnyS)
TransPussy, Ace.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 29, 2016 07:00 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 07:00 PM (VdICR)
She looks like your typical female hipster.
We have one who writes for the local paper who sports Minnie Mouse ears in her picture.
I give up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:00 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: stace at January 29, 2016 07:00 PM (CoX6k)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 07:00 PM (rwI+c)
And Nano you really should buy a set of the Nekomini thought control cat-ears. Unless your brain-waves are so miniscule the ears don't work on you.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:01 PM (osI0T)
Posted by: Richard Gere at January 29, 2016 07:01 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2016 07:01 PM (ZHuTJ)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 07:01 PM (b99VK)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 07:01 PM (iIzG7)
Right, but these are stupid times.
That's right and stupidity is not a survival trait.
Posted by: havildar major at January 29, 2016 07:01 PM (jpW6t)
This girl is not some unique weirdo. here is an entire massive subculture of people who consider themselves "otherkin" -- people who are other species trapped in human bodies.
Apparently 13 of Tumblr is teenage girls claiming to be cats and dragons and elves and wolves.
This girl is actually a run-of-the-mill otherkin.
The old fogeys writing the article about her are apparently unaware that she is one of a million similar girls. it's a fas sweeping the younger set.
Google "otherkin" or even just "-kin" (as it's often shortened) for plenty more into.
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 07:02 PM (jBuUi)
They have a saying: The cats feed us during the war, now we feed the cats.
Sounds fair.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 29, 2016 07:02 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 07:02 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 07:02 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 07:02 PM (b99VK)
Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2016 07:02 PM (0C2f1)
#wrongskin
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 29, 2016 07:03 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2016 07:03 PM (WQMJ4)
Cat sex, for the female, ain't pleasant, what with the male's barbed penis and all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:03 PM (FsuaD)
Try again.
Posted by: havildar major at January 29, 2016 06:59 PM (jpW6t)
Vicksburg under siege. People had to live in caves.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 29, 2016 07:03 PM (4ErVI)
I often wonder whether they've since attempted to retroactively implement the Holdren plan, and made a cackhanded mess of things as usual, and accidentally introduced huge doses of LSD instead. Because it surely does seem that people are flat-out tripping balls all over the place.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2016 07:03 PM (noWW6)
---
For an individual, yes. For a species, it just means greater numbers of offspring are needed so a few survive.
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at January 29, 2016 07:03 PM (EgFeC)
Posted by: Machine gun joe at January 29, 2016 07:03 PM (1gP4x)
When rewriting and editing story submission about San Francisco, actually stuck the word otherkin in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:04 PM (osI0T)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 07:04 PM (iIzG7)
These are NOT hard times.
And the people caught up in these delusions are usually the most prosperous and secure.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 29, 2016 07:04 PM (T/5A0)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2016 07:04 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2016 07:04 PM (JIElb)
Frankly, a huge solar flare and the associated megadeath that would come from that is the only we we aren't going to sink into Eoli decadence.
Meanwhile, the ISIS Morlocks lick their lips and sharpen their knives.
Hell with it, I just bought ammo. And when I dream, it will be dreams of the America that once was.
...though I do like the oral sex part.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2016 07:04 PM (8yrGZ)
Scary part. She can vote.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 29, 2016 07:04 PM (9iR5/)
A cat/woman who let you have sex with her, and did not vocalizing except purring and meowing would be great... as long as she doesn't look like a cross between Lena Dunham and Amy Shumer.
Sadly, this one looks like a cross between Lena Dunham and Amy Shumer.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2016 07:04 PM (TOk1P)
Strange Days--now there's a movie that pissed me off. A rip-off of Brainstorm with a bullshit allegory of the Rodney King smackdown. Saw it in the theater and never again.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 29, 2016 07:04 PM (jV8Mq)
This girl is not some unique weirdo. here is an entire massive subculture of people who consider themselves "otherkin" -- people who are other species trapped in human bodies.
...
i completely missed the point by addressing this as a social, rather than personal, phenomenon?
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 07:04 PM (dciA+)
So I'm guessing she doesn't shave?
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2016 07:04 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2016 07:03 PM (WQMJ4)
I think they needed the steam cleaner for the Holodeck after that episode!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2016 07:04 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2016 07:05 PM (8HTq1)
I got Willowed in the last thread.
Seems like the old days.
(wipes away a wistful tear)
Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 07:05 PM (s5o+q)
I asked this in an earlier thread.....
If I begin to self-identify as a minority woman, create a company specifically to get government contracts reserved for minorities and women, will the feds go after me for fraud?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 29, 2016 07:05 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 07:05 PM (b99VK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 07:06 PM (rwI+c)
When rewriting and editing story submission about San Francisco, actually stuck the word otherkin in.
Posted by: Anna Puma
I presume that's catnip tea, of course!
(Catnip tea is actually pretty good -- a similar to a lemony kind of mint, which is related to catnip.)
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 07:06 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 07:06 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2016 06:57 PM (8PbKi)
I keep trying to make these very same points with people, to varying degrees of success. The world is a very dangerous place. Nature will kill you, if you cannot survive in it, or escape it back to your comfy digs.
Too many incomprehensible stares or, "Oh, that's nice.
Idiots.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 29, 2016 07:06 PM (zYV5P)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:06 PM (osI0T)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2016 07:06 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 07:06 PM (iIzG7)
Some poetry right there.
Posted by: Hawkins1701 at January 29, 2016 07:07 PM (TZYqp)
Posted by: Dr. Sheldon Cooper at January 29, 2016 07:07 PM (H9MG5)
Depends, are you a registered Democrat Party Official?
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2016 07:07 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2016 07:07 PM (8ZskC)
This girl is not some unique weirdo. here is an entire massive
subculture of people who consider themselves "otherkin" -- people who
are other species trapped in human bodies.
Apparently 13 of Tumblr is teenage girls claiming to be cats and dragons and elves and wolves.
This girl is actually a run-of-the-mill otherkin.
The old fogeys writing the article about her are apparently unaware
that she is one of a million similar girls. it's a fas sweeping the
younger set.
Google "otherkin" or even just "-kin" (as it's often shortened) for plenty more into.
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 07:02 PM (jBuUi)
Good, that means the odds are greater that one or more of these dumb broads IS actually good looking enough to boink.
Probably not a LOT greater, but greater than just this porker.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2016 07:08 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2016 07:08 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:08 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2016 07:08 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2016 07:08 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2016 07:09 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at January 29, 2016 07:09 PM (EgFeC)
And I cannot help but feel like we are Rome sliding into decadence + bread and circuses for the masses, but also that we are just as likely to collapse as hard and fast as those groups that fascinate the "ancient astronaut theorists" as to have a gradual slide like Rome with evidence of our achievements lasting for 2000 years. And giving ISIS et al and their lust for blowing up artifacts ...
Posted by: PaleRider at January 29, 2016 07:09 PM (dkExz)
Where is Hat, he pays more attention to the wyldelyfe than me.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:09 PM (osI0T)
Huh, I would have figured the worst thing would be the box of cat shit you have to clean out, but to each his own, I guess.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 29, 2016 07:09 PM (tEDMc)
Posted by: navybrat at January 29, 2016 07:10 PM (8QGte)
Try again.
Posted by: havildar major at January 29, 2016 06:59 PM (jpW6t)
Vicksburg under siege. People had to live in caves.
So what. Try Leningrad 1942-44. I can keep doing this all day. The point is that we are living in araguably the most wealthy time in human hsitory. so, these donks can live their fantasy and we have to see it on the news or websites like this...
Posted by: havildar major at January 29, 2016 07:10 PM (jpW6t)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 07:10 PM (b99VK)
Posted by: ace
Well, I was actually shaking my head in frustration more at the original writer of the article which launched her into fame, and then all the MSM journalists who copied it -- not a single one of them ever mentioned or seemed to be aware that she was a member of an extremely large and active subculture.
It's almost like a old-time newspaper man arriving in San Francisco in 1967 and seeing ONE hippie on the street and writing an article saying "Hey everybody, there's this one weird dude in SF who has long hair and takes freaky drugs! What an unusual weirdo!"
Sorry, I didn't mean to include you in my head-shaking frustration -- I just unfairly included you in my rant. You covered it more insightfully than almost anyone.
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 07:10 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Oswald the Rabbit at January 29, 2016 07:11 PM (8ZskC)
Isn't that country crawling with raping yutes? Hope she keeps her claws sharp.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:11 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: cathymv at January 29, 2016 07:11 PM (jw3dr)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 29, 2016 07:11 PM (CFc5L)
cat scratch fever?
Posted by: flawless male logic at January 29, 2016 07:11 PM (lKyWE)
It's also been a sci-fi standard that at some point humans will gain the technological ability to morph themselves into shapes they find more pleasing.
Posted by: AdamPM at January 29, 2016 07:11 PM (CpRG+)
Posted by: Caliban at January 29, 2016 07:11 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 29, 2016 07:09 PM (tEDMc)
No no, the bad part about the litter box is that you can't have sex with it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 29, 2016 07:12 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 07:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 07:12 PM (FkBIv)
I dunno. The rubbing against the legs part could be fun.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2016 07:12 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 29, 2016 07:04 PM (8yrGZ)
---
Isn't her tongue too raspy?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 07:12 PM (jR7Wy)
That right there is one of the best things you've ever said, ace.
I will look good on the tombstone of Western Civ.
Sums up a concept I've been noodling over for some years now; that we can have all this bizzarro-world non-thought because it is an affordable overhead cost carried by the productivity of society generally. Except that the annual increase in overhead is threatening the whole structure now.
Well, and that the overhead is now widely viewed as the whole object of the thing.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2016 07:12 PM (Z8DIA)
Indulgence is mandatory, h8r.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 07:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Busboy at January 29, 2016 07:13 PM (b99VK)
Posted by: Eromero at January 29, 2016 07:13 PM (zLDYs)
Well, they killed John Wick's new puppy. Look what that started.
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at January 29, 2016 07:13 PM (EgFeC)
Depends, are you a registered Democrat Party Official?
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2016 07:07 PM (wYnyS)
CBD does not use Depends (that I know of).
Posted by: Caliban at January 29, 2016 07:13 PM (3GFMN)
Posted by: The Feline Front of Judea at January 29, 2016 07:13 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Our Dreaming Master at January 29, 2016 07:13 PM (hgpSN)
When she realizes she's going to get the thermometer up the ol' poopchute...
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 07:14 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Bob Barker at January 29, 2016 07:14 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:14 PM (osI0T)
Posted by: no good deed at January 29, 2016 07:14 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 29, 2016 07:14 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 07:14 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2016 07:14 PM (HgMAr)
C'mon, man! I had to go look that one up just to find out it is Conan the Barbarian.
/grumble
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at January 29, 2016 07:14 PM (R+30W)
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 07:15 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2016 07:15 PM (8HTq1)
Why are you all looking at me like that?
Posted by: Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner at January 29, 2016 07:15 PM (8ZskC)
/grumble
...
you need to know he's from cimmeria, LIKE A MAN.
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 07:15 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Bob Barker at January 29, 2016 07:14 PM (H9MG5)
Shut down the thread.
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2016 07:16 PM (ZHuTJ)
Posted by: Viggo Tarasov at January 29, 2016 07:16 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
More likely she'll just end up on the side of the road in a disheveled heap wondering why those dogs didn't respect her mental diversity.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2016 07:16 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2016 07:16 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: jokes at January 29, 2016 07:16 PM (WYs8w)
maybe we should all announce our otherkin fursonas.
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 07:15 PM (dciA+)
You go first.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:16 PM (FsuaD)
Maybe I'm really a man. Or a cat. Or a goddess?
No...you just live a vapid, selfish life without any higher fulfillment. Of course you're unhappy. Hedonism never satisfies for long.
Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2016 07:16 PM (3DIzJ)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at January 29, 2016 07:16 PM (tEDMc)
https://youtu.be/mi5GFuvCIp4
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:16 PM (osI0T)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 07:16 PM (b99VK)
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 07:16 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 29, 2016 07:16 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 07:15 PM (dciA+)
----
Well, you identify as Ewok, obviously.
Me, I'm Eartha Kitt-era Catwoman.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 07:17 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2016 07:17 PM (8ZskC)
illness, society requires we acknowledge her "reality" and perhaps,
provide a disability stipend and a food bowl for her"
Oh, was I supposed to stop pointing, laughing, and treating this as a mental illness? Do I owe Nano an apology now? Or would she be satisfied with a sardine and a dish of cream?
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 07:17 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 07:17 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 29, 2016 07:17 PM (9iR5/)
2. Does she lick her butt (or try to)?
3. Poop in a litterbox?
4. Land on her feet when dropped from upside down?
If not at least one of these, I call BS.
Posted by: General Zod at January 29, 2016 07:17 PM (hgpSN)
"Otherkin Are People Too; They Just Identify as Nonhuman
Otherkin are people who identify as partially or entirely nonhuman. A dragon, a lion, a fox—you name it—there is probably someone out there who feels like they are more these things than they are human. The otherkin community can be found lurking on Reddit, Tumblr, TV Tropes, and other online forums.
The popularity of the otherkin phenomena seems to have been steadily increasing—particularly on Tumblr—since 2012. But what does it mean to truly believe you're nonhuman? Do people genuinely wake up one day and think that they are a fox or is this just a bizarre form of escapism? Is it body dysmorphia or fantasy?
I spoke to John on Reddit, a 19-year-old from Knoxville, USA, known on the web as Noslavic. He introduced himself: "I am a red fox-kin who was, as we call, awakened about a year ago." "
...etc.
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 07:17 PM (jBuUi)
Daisy, sob, her name was Daisy.
And she was the cutest little acting puppy I've ever seen. I think she ad libed.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 29, 2016 07:17 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2016 07:17 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 29, 2016 07:17 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2016 07:18 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 29, 2016 07:18 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: The Sayer of the Law at January 29, 2016 07:18 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 07:15 PM (dciA+)
----
Didn't he hail from Aquilonia at one point?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 07:18 PM (jR7Wy)
Isn't that country crawling with raping yutes? Hope she keeps her claws sharp.
.........
She-it looks pretty rape-proof already.
Of course if they'll go after mannequins and statues she might be the cats meow.
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2016 07:18 PM (HgMAr)
I was thinking of dropping her off in an alley behind a Chinese food restaurant.
Posted by: no good deed at January 29, 2016 07:18 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 29, 2016 07:18 PM (8ZskC)
134 >>>You go first.
i'm trying to think of something.
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 07:17 PM (dciA+)
A Hutt trapped in an Ewok trapped in a man's body?
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2016 07:18 PM (zt+N6)
Now we're into that weird Mickey/Pluto/Goofy territory.
Posted by: The Disney Problem at January 29, 2016 07:19 PM (WYs8w)
Posted by: The Sayer of the Law at January 29, 2016 07:19 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 29, 2016 07:19 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! [/i[
There's more than one way to do that.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 07:19 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2016 07:19 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 29, 2016 07:20 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2016 07:20 PM (3DIzJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:20 PM (osI0T)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 07:20 PM (b99VK)
i think this is mostly true.
I think "the barbarian" is mostly what others might call him, though he acknowledges he's a barbarian sometimes.
But he would usually say "Cimmerian." Saying he's a barbarian is like saying he's "from Europe" -- there are a lot of barbarian tribes.
Also, "The Barbarian" became the branding he was known by, due, I think, to the marvel comic book, or maybe the collections, but in-world, you'd say Conan of Cimmeria.
I think.
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 07:20 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: anon a mouse - now with more puppy! at January 29, 2016 07:20 PM (NHQQx)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 07:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickl at January 29, 2016 07:20 PM (sdi6R)
http://tinyurl.com/hpaeo2p
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:21 PM (FsuaD)
these are hard times, hustling times, scarce times -- we are
simultaneously cursed with the strange dreamings of excessive wealth.
---
It's not strange at all. $18 trillion on the fedgov's name, who knows how much borrowed for auto loans, student loans, mortgages, credit cards, etc. covers a lot of holes.
You won't get the practical thinking until the fake paper wealth in the system evaporates.
Posted by: Methos, AoS commenter since 2006, apparently also non-voting democrat at January 29, 2016 07:21 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Hot Gates at January 29, 2016 07:21 PM (KJZeR)
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee at January 29, 2016 07:21 PM (nf80W)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2016 07:21 PM (WQMJ4)
sure. he usurped the throne and became the Aquilonian king. He was called Conan of Aquilonia then, or just King Conan.
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 07:21 PM (dciA+)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 07:21 PM (b99VK)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2016 07:21 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 07:02 PM (jBuUi)
My new favorite person on the YouTubes, "Mister Metokur" aka "Internet Aristocrat" or "Jim", has a video called "Tumblrisms: Otherkin"
http://tinyurl.com/nxoqvmg
This guy is funny as hell.
Posted by: Thrawn at January 29, 2016 07:22 PM (s87AC)
Posted by: fluffy at January 29, 2016 07:22 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: guy who thinks he's Napoleon at January 29, 2016 07:22 PM (b2qGx)
Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2016 07:22 PM (BngQR)
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 07:22 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:22 PM (osI0T)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 07:22 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: The Sayer of the Law
Are we not men?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 07:22 PM (FkBIv)
Nowadays our problems are spiritual and psychological in nature. There's no problem with having enough food or staying warm or otherwise physically comfortable, but fewer people have strong relationships so they are always on the edge of what is basically exile even though they don't go anywhere.
Posted by: Ben H at January 29, 2016 07:22 PM (gJEsZ)
well he was called Amra then so i don't know.
Posted by: ace at January 29, 2016 07:22 PM (dciA+)
Close. It was the Bacon Sexbot that ended further technological progress.
Posted by: The Elders of Rigel VII at January 29, 2016 07:22 PM (8ZskC)
Lately all her neighbors' cats have disappeared
Have to hand it to her, wot I calls enterprise, popping pussies into pies!
Wouldn't do in my shop, just the thought of it's enough to make you sick,
and I'm telling ya them pussy cats is quick...
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 07:22 PM (iIzG7)
If I have to choose a fursona, I'll be this adorable giggling meerkat:
http://tinyurl.com/hpaeo2p
And of course I screwed up the link.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:22 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Geralt of Rivia at January 29, 2016 07:23 PM (3DIzJ)
Kick her out of the house and let her be an alley cat.
In winter.
Posted by: AmishDude at January 29, 2016 07:23 PM (JIElb)
Posted by: dissent555 at January 29, 2016 07:23 PM (GdgAM)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 29, 2016 07:21 PM (WQMJ4)
I think you had best tread quietly tonight my friend!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2016 07:23 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 29, 2016 07:23 PM (iQIUe)
... otherkin fursonas.
How about ... exoskeleton instantiations?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djxnw090EeE
Cameo of me between 1:21 and 1:28
Posted by: The Roaring Butterfly at January 29, 2016 07:23 PM (FlRtG)
Wash and dry it outside during winter. 409 freezes.
Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2016 07:23 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:24 PM (osI0T)
Posted by: The Roaring Butterfly at January 29, 2016 07:24 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Vendette at January 29, 2016 07:24 PM (ZHuTJ)
1. Does she eat crickets/spiders?
2. Does she lick her butt (or try to)?
3. Poop in a litterbox?
4. Land on her feet when dropped from upside down?
If not at least one of these, I call BS.
Posted by: General Zod
......................
Does bringing dead gophers into the house count?
And I'm pretty sure she has fleas.
Posted by: wth at January 29, 2016 07:24 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Lauren at January 29, 2016 07:24 PM (3DIzJ)
Not entirely a bad thing, but they've taken it (as always) to ridiculous extremes. All these animal cruelty laws, while completely well-intentioned, will be used against the populace. Run over an animal? Jail. Huge fine. Your fault? Well, it is now. Jail.
so it follows that's the next logical step for the progtards, becoming a whole other species since they loathe the culture, species, (sex) and race they are born into.
Most (D)emocrats seems to have already gotten there.
Homo Freeshticus.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 29, 2016 07:25 PM (zYV5P)
That can't be a real language.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 07:25 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 07:25 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Korben Dallas at January 29, 2016 07:25 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2016 07:26 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: ace
I actually put thought into this -- part of the old teenage game "What animal would you most want to be?" - and came to a most unusual conclusion:
I want to be a Slow Loris.
Probably the only person she is Slow-Loris-kin.
I identify with them because they do everything slowwwwwwlyyyy and deliberately, which is the way I'd LIKE to be, at least. (The Need for Speed on the Internet has really messed up my Slow Loris dreams."
I watched a short documentary about them - the only animal in the world (apparently) to have evolved the hunting technique of "move so slowly they prey does not even realize you are slowly capturing them." Every other animal is either "pounce/grab as fast as possible" or "hunt to exhaustion" or "blindside the prey" or the other hunting techniques. Slow Lorises instead move one millimeter per minute until, without the prey (usually a bug or whatever) even noticing that the environment is changing -- until it is in the slow loris's paw, and it's too late.
I like slow.
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 07:26 PM (jBuUi)
We're the tolerant ones. You might be looking for another group.
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at January 29, 2016 07:26 PM (EgFeC)
Posted by: Skip
That would be a career path and entertaining by default.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2016 07:26 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: no good deed at January 29, 2016 07:14 PM (GgxVX){/i]
Pointing and laughing IS a treatment for her mental illness.
It's called "public ridicule" and "shaming."
It works rather well actually, if applied consistently.
The optional application of "Wow, dude, that's seriously fucked up" is also a treatment option.
Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 07:26 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Ben H at January 29, 2016 07:22 PM (gJEsZ)
There's still time for things to degenerate further. The Great Depression had folks who would rather go hungry than steal.
That social capital has been spent.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 29, 2016 07:26 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: DaveA at January 29, 2016 07:27 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 07:27 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Hot Gates at January 29, 2016 07:21 PM (KJZeR)
We observe.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at January 29, 2016 07:27 PM (zYV5P)
http://goo.gl/4kAL1n
============
How do you force a kid? I wd have said eff you, teach!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 29, 2016 07:27 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Anthony Wiener at January 29, 2016 07:28 PM (8ZskC)
This is Abuse. Argument is down the hall.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 07:28 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: MTF at January 29, 2016 07:28 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Hot Gates at January 29, 2016 07:21 PM (KJZeR)
Let us now gather and practice "Point And Laugh" therapy, gentle souls . . .
(I'm pretty sure I closed the tag this time.)
Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 07:29 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: dissent555 at January 29, 2016 07:29 PM (GdgAM)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 07:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:29 PM (osI0T)
Posted by: the GOPe at January 29, 2016 07:29 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Caliban at January 29, 2016 07:29 PM (3GFMN)
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I'd be willing to eat a cat or squirrel if it came to that and not much more. Never a dog. Never.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 29, 2016 07:29 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
By requiring the student write and recite the shahada.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2016 07:30 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 29, 2016 07:30 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 29, 2016 07:30 PM (Cq0oW)
Nano prefers to crawl around on her hands and knees, and paws at windows when she wants to go outside. She also said, despite their size, she can sleep in the sink and on windowsills.
The Telegraph
Yeah, I'll believe she's a cat long before I believe that fits in a Kraus undermount.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 29, 2016 07:31 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: L, Elle
You don't know what you're missing!
Posted by: I have become SCoaMF, eater of dogs at January 29, 2016 07:31 PM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 07:31 PM (oVJmc)
http://angryrobotbooks.com/submissions/
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:31 PM (osI0T)
And there's another language I need to learn. After Basque.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at January 29, 2016 07:31 PM (1zS3A)
I think I'd like to be a lion. I want to be at the top of the food chain. Please start referring to me as Leo. Don't be a hater.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2016 07:31 PM (egOGm)
This would be spinoff from that stuff with making kids recite / draw the .... whatever they call the muslim profession of faith in class ?
Out - effing - standing.
Make 'em live by the rules they try to stuff down our throats.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2016 07:31 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: the GOPe at January 29, 2016 07:29 PM (H9MG5)
No that's what you are really. You identify as jellyfish.
Posted by: buzzion at January 29, 2016 07:31 PM (zt+N6)
2. Does she lick her butt (or try to)?
3. Poop in a litterbox?
4. Land on her feet when dropped from upside down?
If not at least one of these, I call BS.
Posted by: General Zod
**********
I am almost sure they have that sort of thing on a porn site.
I have been drinking, so maybe you should not listen to me.
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 29, 2016 07:32 PM (hVdx9)
"My psychologist told me I can grow out of it,
Never would have seen that coming, huh?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 07:32 PM (oVJmc)
===
polar bear.
they'll lie in wait til you're almost atop them
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 29, 2016 07:33 PM (Cq0oW)
She looks like your typical female hipster.
We have one who writes for the local paper who sports Minnie Mouse ears in her picture.
I give up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:00 PM (
I love that she's wearing a fake tail. Because that is totally a thing a cat would do!
People just need to snub these idiots. They'll get the picture eventually.
Posted by: Lea at January 29, 2016 07:33 PM (vmMMi)
Where are the piles of gold we ought to be sleeping upon, if we are to dream so indulgently? We have our decadence, but where is our opulence to prop it up?
Strange days, and bad ones.
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Damn, Ace, that's downright poetic
Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 07:33 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Queen Elizabeth II at January 29, 2016 07:34 PM (Qy9+s)
She already looks to be twenty something. (The one picture I saw in the Daily Mail, I think.)
Posted by: Willburn Sooner at January 29, 2016 07:34 PM (EgFeC)
The Federal government.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 07:34 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Caliban at January 29, 2016 07:34 PM (3GFMN)
http://angryrobotbooks.com/submissions/
Posted by: Anna Puma
****
Either that or mention that you know what they look like and where they live.
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 29, 2016 07:34 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 07:34 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: The Bear at January 29, 2016 07:35 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich
That's the "lie in wait and then suddenly pounce" technique, which several predators have. Slow Lorises are unique in that they never pounce or move quickly at the conclusion of the slow stalking. It's just slow, slow, slow, almost invisibly moving, until the thing is eventually in your paw.
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 07:35 PM (jBuUi)
Where are the piles of gold we ought to be sleeping upon, if we are to dream so indulgently? We have our decadence, but where is our opulence to prop it up?
Strange days, and bad ones.
*****
This is what happens when you completely invert Darwinism.
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 29, 2016 07:35 PM (hVdx9)
illness, society requires we acknowledge her 'reality' and perhaps,
provide a disability stipend and a food bowl for her. Decadence indeed."
It would be too depressing to dig up and and read it again, but I recall coming across an article about one of those adult-baby fetishists, whose biggest sexual kick is to wear diapers and be fed from a bottle -- and this guy had actually convinced a court to award him disability benefits to stay home and live this "lifestyle" full time at public expense.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2016 07:35 PM (noWW6)
but I got better.
Posted by: Dark Ages Peasant at January 29, 2016 07:36 PM (Pwh6H)
Worst part is, when the Satires were written, they still had three hundred years left...
Posted by: Secundus at January 29, 2016 07:36 PM (eBkgg)
***
StefOnKnee, or some such shit
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 29, 2016 07:36 PM (8PbKi)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 29, 2016 07:36 PM (Cq0oW)
http://www.e2046.com/product/Eris+Open-Shirt+Ver./14064/
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:37 PM (osI0T)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 07:37 PM (b99VK)
Posted by: guy who thinks he's Napoleon at January 29, 2016 07:37 PM (b2qGx)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2016 07:38 PM (Z8DIA)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 29, 2016 07:38 PM (Cq0oW)
I WILL NOT BE IGNORED, DAMNIT!!!!!!
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 29, 2016 07:38 PM (hVdx9)
That made me laugh like a lunatic. I always walk right in to the jokes.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2016 07:38 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:38 PM (osI0T)
Posted by: otho at January 29, 2016 07:39 PM (EWg9n)
There were always jokes about people thinking they were animals. You know, So-and-so thinks he's horse and all that. Remember Arsenic and Old Lace. Nephew thought it was Teddy Roosevelt and always charged up the stairs.
Back in the day, this woman would've been thrown in the loony bin. If she was with a wealthy family of means, they would've kept her up in the attic or something.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 07:39 PM (dvuhZ)
What's this "we"? Am I missing something? I never get invited to the good parties.
Posted by: freaked at January 29, 2016 07:39 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 07:39 PM (iIzG7)
Trust me, he only puts up a token struggle.
Posted by: Rapey Bear at January 29, 2016 07:39 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2016 07:39 PM (xiHNC)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 07:39 PM (b99VK)
http://tinyurl.com/ho4jnzc
Maybe the Norwegian catwoman can try out for a new gig.
Yeah, some of us are pining for Spring Training (not the fjords!)
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2016 07:40 PM (3C9q2)
Did anyone actually nab a python during the hunt in FL? Those things are stealthy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:40 PM (FsuaD)
So how would The Island of Dr. Moreau be written in modern times of otherkin and fursona? Yes the good doctor would have humans knocking on his door to become part-animal.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:40 PM (osI0T)
Posted by: MTF at January 29, 2016 07:40 PM (TxJGV)
And some of them, we elect to public office.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 29, 2016 07:40 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 07:41 PM (oVJmc)
http://tinyurl.com/ho4jnzc
Maybe the Norwegian catwoman can try out for a new gig.
Yeah, some of us are pining for Spring Training (not the fjords!)
Posted by: Basement Cat
****
Euro-trash kitty?
Gawd I hate 99.9% of the techno out there.
Posted by: Rapey Bear at January 29, 2016 07:41 PM (hVdx9)
http://www.e2046.com/product/Eris+Open-Shirt+Ver./14064/
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:37 PM (osI0T)
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Good Lord!
Click on the parts pics on the sidebar. The legless, headless torso is nightmare fuel.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 07:41 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 29, 2016 07:41 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich
That's a pretty good one. Maybe the difference is that Ant Lions use the landscape -- a sand pit -- to bring their prey into their jaws, while they themselves don't move -- while a Slow Loris does move, only very slowly, and doesn't rely on the landscape.
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 07:41 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at January 29, 2016 07:41 PM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 07:42 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Secundus at January 29, 2016 07:42 PM (eBkgg)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 07:42 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 29, 2016 07:42 PM (rKT+v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:40 PM (FsuaD)
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Me, I would nuke the Everglades from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 07:42 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I did. Bought a parrot and it was dead. Then it turned out that there was no cheese at all in the cheese shop!
It's a frustrating life being a python!
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2016 07:43 PM (xiHNC)
and I'll talk like Ricardo Montalban.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich
****
Stay away from the zoo. A rogue elephant may try to shuck you.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 07:43 PM (hVdx9)
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owned a reticulated once. got 15 foot and it had to go. Female, started to get breedy.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 29, 2016 07:43 PM (Cq0oW)
Complete with the photos last week wherein someone had insisted upon taking their "support animal", a full grown turkey, onto a commercial airline flight.
I can't wait to see the expression on the gate agent's face when I show up to board with my "emotional support" cassowary in tow.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2016 07:43 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 07:39 PM (b99VK)<<<
That's my gig.
Anyone care for a cup?
Posted by: dude who identifies as a civet at January 29, 2016 07:43 PM (H9MG5)
Even with the best of intentions, I can't service that order without a prosthetic.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at January 29, 2016 07:44 PM (1zS3A)
The West is fucked, and we are fucked, and if the window hasn't closed yet the self-inflicted fire soon will consume us all.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 29, 2016 07:44 PM (pq97T)
and I'll talk like Ricardo Montalban.
Now I'm imagining Mr. Peanut putting the moves on Esther Williams.
Posted by: put some records on while I pour at January 29, 2016 07:44 PM (WYs8w)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:44 PM (osI0T)
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Well, the way my wife spends money on shoes, I could do with a girl who has one pair that are nailed to her feet!
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2016 07:45 PM (xiHNC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 07:42 PM (jR7Wy)
I'm totally surprised (and somewhat disappointed) there was no Ultimate Darwin award winner this year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:45 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich
****
And she's still angry you didn't call as promised.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 07:45 PM (hVdx9)
Complete with the photos last week wherein someone had insisted upon taking their "support animal", a full grown turkey, onto a commercial airline flight.
I can't wait to see the expression on the gate agent's face when I show up to board with my "emotional support" cassowary in tow.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2016 07:43 PM (noWW6)
I'm holding out for my emotional support hippo.
Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 07:45 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2016 07:46 PM (Z8DIA)
And that's the civilian version. Don't get me talking about weaponized cassowarys.
Posted by: An Poc ar Buile at January 29, 2016 07:46 PM (1zS3A)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:45 PM (FsuaD)
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No kidding. Are they sure everybody returns from the hunt?
*shudder*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 07:46 PM (jR7Wy)
Also the cult of the victim but that almost goes without saying.
Posted by: J. Random Dude at January 29, 2016 07:46 PM (C9lNt)
Posted by: filbert
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We'll set up a play date with my emotional support blue whale.
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2016 07:46 PM (xiHNC)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 29, 2016 07:46 PM (oVJmc)
http://www.e2046.com/product/Catwoman/13247/
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:47 PM (osI0T)
283 I'm going to be Mr Peanut!
and I'll talk like Ricardo Montalban.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich
****
Stay away from the zoo. A rogue elephant may try to shuck you
=====
FROM HELLS HEART I STAB AT THEE
/montalban voice
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 29, 2016 07:47 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: filbert
****
My emotional support badger didn't work out so well, but you can hardly see my scars now.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 07:47 PM (hVdx9)
agent's face when I show up to board with my "emotional support"
cassowary in tow.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2016 07:43 PM (noWW6)
lol
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:47 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Mohammad al Goatfucker at January 29, 2016 07:48 PM (Pwh6H)
/montalban voice
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich
****
Choke on Corinthian leather, bitch!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 07:48 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:48 PM (FsuaD)
http://www.e2046.com/product/Catwoman/13247/
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:47 PM (osI0T)
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You think this is what goes on at NoVaMoMee, and yet you can't even get up the nerve to hitchhike?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 07:49 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
****
See my #303 post
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 07:49 PM (hVdx9)
But, hey we're morons so who cares?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2016 07:49 PM (jJRIy)
And of course the great enemy, Television, doesn't help. Imagine what life would have been like if television had been widespread during the Great Depression. You would have had lots of stories of people who think they are cats.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2016 07:49 PM (B8JRQ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 29, 2016 07:49 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: RKa
While I LOLed, it's not feasible as an actual "test the limits of The New Rules" gag.
I suggest an emotional support wolverine. Don't feed it for the three days before getting on the plane.
Posted by: zombie at January 29, 2016 07:49 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 29, 2016 07:50 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Norwegian Wacko at January 29, 2016 07:50 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 07:50 PM (b99VK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 07:51 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: zombie
I don't do emotional support, bub.
Posted by: Wolverine at January 29, 2016 07:51 PM (Pwh6H)
See my #303 post
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 07:49 PM (hVdx9)
Dammit. Okay, I'll settle for a mink. They're mean fuckers, but their fur is to die for.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:51 PM (FsuaD)
Would Scandinavian men desire her as a woman or on a beastiality goat-alternative level?
Would her local refugee population rape and stone her for because she's "asking for it" or because she's deviant?
Posted by: Machine gun joe at January 29, 2016 07:51 PM (ne2fm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:51 PM (osI0T)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 07:52 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Secundus at January 29, 2016 07:52 PM (eBkgg)
Washington is like some feudal castle. To those there, times are going great. Construction all over the place, full employment, booming housing and all that.
They are living off the rest of the country, which are the serfs, and they have no idea what the true conditions are.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 07:52 PM (dvuhZ)
Emu.
In full Battle Dress.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 07:50 PM (b99VK)<<<
Pictures AtC riding her emotional support emu/ostrich like that old video game Joust.
Posted by: awaits AtC's emotional support Ravage at January 29, 2016 07:53 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Rod Hull, Your Obscure Reference for the Day at January 29, 2016 07:53 PM (oVJmc)
After getting people to pay him for having my Grandfather do odd jobs (at the age of 12 or 13), it became too much for him.
My Great Grandfather called him into the house one day. He was holding a revolver. He calmly told him he was going to kill him, them himself to end their misery.
My Grandfather ran off in fear. When he came back he found his father dead.
We have yet to see real suffering.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 07:53 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Norwegian Wacko at January 29, 2016 07:53 PM (Dwehj)
Emu.
In full Battle Dress.
Posted by: garrett
A blue one. Works fast and you won't stink.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 07:54 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 07:54 PM (kpqmD)
I'd have a descented skunk. Named Pepe, naturally. I would derive bouceaup emotional support from people fleeing in terror.
Posted by: Secundus at January 29, 2016 07:52 PM (eBkgg)
Heh. I had a French teacher in high school whose son was studying veterinary medicine. He brought home a baby skunk and operated on it in his parent's garage to remove the scent glands.
He removed *something* but it wasn't the scent glands.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 07:55 PM (FsuaD)
So it's the fault of television that my dude cat thinks he's a Mets fan?
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 29, 2016 07:55 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
****
We only use mink fur from minks that were depressed and killed themselves...
Posted by: Modern Mink Fur Salesman at January 29, 2016 07:55 PM (hVdx9)
http://www.e2046.com/product/Nekomimi+Yuina/9177/
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:55 PM (osI0T)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Act I
Private dick following a missing persons case sneaks onto the island. People on the island seem perfectly happy doing nothing much. But a few at a time disappear every night.
Act II
Private dick sexes up a 'local' only to discover the secret of the cray-cray. Dick decides to confront the fat weirdo running the place but discovers weirdo hass been trying to not only change the volunteers into animal hybrids, but trying to develop a universal metamorphosis bio-agent.
Act III
The agent is released on the whole island at once. Jurassic Park ending. Private dick escapes ... but to his horror he discovers his dick is now a catfish.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2016 07:56 PM (W0RfD)
That just wouldn't end well for anybody but her.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 07:56 PM (b99VK)
Remember the useless citizens your cities had to support as they got bigger in Civilizations - artists, etc - or they would riot. Yeah, decadent and probably liberals.
Or, you could garrison six hopilites in each city to take care of that problem.
Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2016 07:56 PM (cXiMR)
That just wouldn't end well for anybody but her.
Posted by: garrett
****
Speak for yourself, bitch.
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 29, 2016 07:57 PM (hVdx9)
from being seen as the depression it is. You don't see lines of
desperate people lining up at soup kitchens and all that.>>>
And to keep these beggars from embarrassment they give them a card so no one can tell. Well if they didn't load their carts with chips and lobster no one could tell.
Posted by: Willy J. at January 29, 2016 07:57 PM (Nkdwp)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at January 29, 2016 07:58 PM (WQMJ4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:58 PM (osI0T)
Posted by: Ted Nugent at January 29, 2016 08:00 PM (s5o+q)
Quel est? *notices cat* Ahh...le belle femme skunk fatale...*clicks tongue twice*
Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2016 08:00 PM (BngQR)
Heavens to Betsy, they do grow them big in Norway. And I thought it was hard keeping Sylvester away from the birdcage.
Posted by: Granny at January 29, 2016 08:00 PM (Pwh6H)
If there were any, they were locked up in insane asylums... we're too enlightened to do that today, of course...
I agree with your overall point tho and was actually thinking along these same lines today... the human race has really regressed and I don't see how much longer we can survive. We have ISIS barbarians on one side and crazy people like CatLady, on the other. In the middle we have Europe happily handing their countries over to ISIS and America. Stuck in the middle. We are slouching to extinction. We have just about run our course. America must save itself first. A weak America leads to all kinds of trouble.
Trump 2016. My favorite part of his "Make America Great Again" slogan is the "Again" part. "Again" conjures up happy memories of America during Reagan or heck, even just seven years ago. Before all this gay agenda victories. Before CatLadies. Before "cis gender". Before ISIS. "Again" sounds good right about now. The past was a good place in many ways. I remember during '12 Dems said the "R" stood for "Reverse" and I said, "GOOD!" I like reverse. I like the past far more than the terrifying future Dems have planned. Reverse course is a good thing. U-turn.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at January 29, 2016 08:00 PM (xetep)
Posted by: Norwegian Wacko at January 29, 2016 08:00 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Ted Nugent
You could safely at 50 yards with a 25 grain broadhead
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the #Problematic at January 29, 2016 08:03 PM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl
The boat is over the falls.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 08:03 PM (FkBIv)
He told the story of his father during the Depression. He was a local banker, and the family was relatively well to do. One night, dear old Dad went up in his study on the second floor and blew his brains out. He was ruined. In the fireplace, they found all the notes and mortgage papers his bank was holding burning the fireplace.
He actually let those people off the hook, burning the documents. But he was ruined and his bank was ruined, depositors wiped out and all that. He just blew his brains out.
That left young Mr. Bill and his mother in dire straits. Ol' Bill, even those many years later, still hated his father for that. You could see the pain and rage in his eyes.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 08:04 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl
****
Awww hell, the fall will probably kill you.
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 29, 2016 08:04 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 08:05 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 29, 2016 08:06 PM (7qAYi)
Served aboard the USS San Francisco and was a Pearl harbor survivor.
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 29, 2016 08:08 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 08:08 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: freaked at January 29, 2016 08:08 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2016 07:47 PM (osI0T)
That almost captures Eris, but it needs an edged weapon to go as backup for the whip!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2016 08:08 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Rip at January 29, 2016 08:08 PM (ckHyu)
Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2016 08:09 PM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Ted Nugent
You know I would. You think she has a scratchy tongue?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 29, 2016 08:09 PM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 07:54 PM (kpqmD)
Cam newton?
Posted by: Lea at January 29, 2016 08:09 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2016 08:09 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Norwegian Wacko at January 29, 2016 08:10 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 08:10 PM (VdICR)
They fawn over it and report it like it is something "special" but not what it really is.
If the media would call people like the transcat lady a God dammed freak, which she is, they would disappear from the ridicule.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2016 08:10 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: redbanzai
I'm on Vol. 3. The guy has a lot to say.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2016 08:11 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 07:54 PM (kpqmD)
Cam newton?
Posted by: Lea at January 29, 2016 08:09 PM (vmMMi)<<<
No.
Posted by: Tyrann Mathieu at January 29, 2016 08:11 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 08:13 PM (qUNWi)
@thinkprogress 4m
The new Coldplay video is getting a lot of attention for the wrong reasons http://thkpr.gs/3744445
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2016 08:14 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2016 08:14 PM (cXiMR)
Posted by: Hot Gates at January 29, 2016 08:17 PM (KJZeR)
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 08:18 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2016 08:18 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 08:18 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Jean
FBI released a video from an overhead asset. Looks like the protester made a series of bad decisions before the cops ended his options.
It's at Weaselzippers.us
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2016 08:18 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Trump at January 29, 2016 08:19 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: JEM at January 29, 2016 08:19 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2016 08:11 PM (W0RfD)
He does and so much of it is scarily prescient.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 08:19 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 08:18 PM (hk3Fb)
From what I hear, Muzzies like their pussy.
Not as much as goat ass, of course, but from what I've seen (first-hand), their countries are crawling with felines.
Well . . . goats, too.
Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 08:19 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 29, 2016 08:20 PM (egOGm)
It's roughly 4500 years old as stories go.
So there's nothing new under the sun.
(And I think that one's about 3000 years old.)
Posted by: Abiss at January 29, 2016 08:20 PM (UsgHM)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 29, 2016 08:20 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Trump at January 29, 2016 08:19 PM (MNgU2)
Yah, the dickishness is not trapped at all. Its on full display.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 08:20 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 08:21 PM (hk3Fb)
Eartha Kitt
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 08:18 PM (YJmuy)<<<
Michelle Pfeiffer
Posted by: ducks, runs at January 29, 2016 08:21 PM (H9MG5)
Posting Caturday content on Friday!
Five yard penalty, repeat first down!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 29, 2016 08:22 PM (McRlu)
The evil you do in a suicide lives on for a generation or two at least!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2016 08:22 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 29, 2016 08:22 PM (RZz4G)
NATASSAJA KINSKI
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 08:22 PM (hk3Fb)
One of these groups will have descendants, and the world will be better for it.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at January 29, 2016 08:22 PM (G5lyi)
Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at January 29, 2016 08:24 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at January 29, 2016 08:24 PM (b2qGx)
You only need one book...
load'em onto Ark 'B'.
Posted by: garrett at January 29, 2016 08:24 PM (b99VK)
Posted by: ducks, runs
All I got from that is you liked the movies better, live in or near Eugene, OR, and have diarrhea.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 08:25 PM (YJmuy)
for several years, she should be considered to be a cat. Think of it as
a Turing test for people who adopt non-cis identities.
Charles Darwin approves this criteria.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, hither and yon at January 29, 2016 08:25 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2016 08:26 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 29, 2016 08:26 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 08:26 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 08:27 PM (VdICR)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zsufshd
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 29, 2016 08:27 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 29, 2016 08:28 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 29, 2016 08:28 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 29, 2016 08:29 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: guy who thinks he's Napoleon at January 29, 2016 08:29 PM (b2qGx)
====
it was basically "kill the chicken and let the monkey watch"
i think they want the lesson to sink in locally
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 29, 2016 08:29 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 08:30 PM (qUNWi)
Severely schlonged.
Halley Berry was slated for a James Bond spin-off with Michael Madsen as the American version of M. A terrible idea from a terrible movie.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 08:30 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2016 08:31 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Felix the Cat at January 29, 2016 08:31 PM (Z02Od)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 29, 2016 08:31 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 08:26 PM (dvuhZ)<<<
So, now Bill isn't the biggest dick that is supporting her.
Posted by: waits for Amy Schumer to steal this at January 29, 2016 08:31 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2016 08:31 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 29, 2016 08:31 PM (hVdx9)
Screw the dissenters.
Posted by: eleven
Except Newmar took off the costume at the end of the day, went home to her husband, and burned dinner like you're supposed to.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2016 08:32 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: random lurker at January 29, 2016 08:32 PM (+tRIN)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 29, 2016 08:33 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 08:34 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 29, 2016 08:34 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky
****
He was totally surrendering! eVIL JACK-BOOTED THUGS!!!!
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 29, 2016 08:35 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 29, 2016 08:31 PM (hVdx9)
Wow!...there are no words. Poor Ron.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2016 08:35 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 08:35 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Felix the Cat at January 29, 2016 08:31 PM (Z02Od)
Dude... its female.... sort of...
Posted by: Fritz, the Cat at January 29, 2016 08:35 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 29, 2016 08:37 PM (t8P62)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 29, 2016 08:37 PM (Dwehj)
Apparently, she also invested in Real Estate and was very good at it ...
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at January 29, 2016 08:38 PM (AoK0a)
mom backed up his lie saying he was 18. By the time they found out, he
really was 18, and a fine sailor. Served aboard the USS San Francisco and was a Pearl harbor survivor."
Jeez. The _San Francisco_ really got the worst of it at one point. Soaked up multiple broadsides from an IJN pocket battleship, entire bridge crew dead, no engine power, no steerage way, rudder jammed even if they had that, entire top works aflame, came within a few minutes of outright sinking.
As I recall it took the shipyard most of a year (working under continuous-shift wartime crash program conditions) to get her seaworthy again.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 29, 2016 08:38 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Trump at January 29, 2016 08:19 PM (MNgU2)
Yah, the dickishness is not trapped at all. Its on full display.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 08:20 PM (NPofj)
wow.... and even a Cat Woman thread.... becomes anti Trump comments...
Yup.... TDS...
Posted by: Don Quixote at January 29, 2016 08:38 PM (f7rv6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 08:38 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 08:39 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 08:40 PM (dvuhZ)
As I recall it took the shipyard most of a year (working under continuous-shift wartime crash program conditions) to get her seaworthy again.
Posted by: torquewrench
****
Yup. IIRC, he was in the number one gun turret during that battle. Said he could tell when a big shell hit because of the way the CLANG (!) would reverberate through the entire ship. He was a loader and the shells were about as tall as him.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 08:42 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 29, 2016 08:42 PM (Dwehj)
Yup.... TDS...
Posted by: Don Quixote at January 29, 2016 08:38 PM (f7rv6)
Nope, just recognition of reality.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 08:43 PM (NPofj)
Mrs. Eez just saw the trailer and wants to see it.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 29, 2016 08:43 PM (Z8DIA)
As I recall it took the shipyard most of a year (working under continuous-shift wartime crash program conditions) to get her seaworthy again.
****
His first name was Horrace.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 08:44 PM (hVdx9)
The guy has to be some piece of work to tick off Gutfeld like that.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 08:45 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2016 08:45 PM (CNHr1)
We get it. Believe it we get it. You don't like Trump.
You got anything else or you just going to keep telling us how much you don't like him?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 08:45 PM (WVsWD)
Relax
It's not like she is more expensive than our normal snowflakes...
We only pay her 30k$ a year for her fantasies .
You are paying a list more for your "50 shades of black" professos...
Oldd69
(A Norwegian paying more than, 70% taxes)
Posted by: Trondjar at January 29, 2016 08:45 PM (IvWMs)
The problem here is, we still don't have a good handle on what consciousness actually is, so people can say things like, "I was a cat in my former life, but my soul attached itself to a human body by mistake", and you can't refute them directly.
If we ever solve the hard problem of consciousness, this particular form of nuttiness will become as unthinkable as the idea that Thor causes thunder storms. Of course tben it may just adopt another form.
Posted by: guy who thinks he's Napoleon at January 29, 2016 08:45 PM (b2qGx)
Mrs. Eez just saw the trailer and wants to see it.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
I'd much rather see The Finest Hours.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2016 08:46 PM (W0RfD)
He was in PlayGirl and that is when his fame "really exploded".
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 08:47 PM (hVdx9)
Ambush predators. Lots of sea creatures do this.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2016 08:47 PM (B8JRQ)
We get it. Believe it we get it. You don't like Trump.
You got anything else or you just going to keep telling us how much you don't like him?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 08:45 PM (WVsWD)
Are you suddenly claiming Trump is not a dick? I thought that was one of the things you liked best about him.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 08:47 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: DaveM at January 29, 2016 08:49 PM (WFjXF)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
****
And land creatures.
Posted by: Bill Cosby at January 29, 2016 08:49 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 08:47 PM (hVdx9)
I thought Playgirl was more for te gheys than te wimmins.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 08:49 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
****
Yes, land creatures too.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 29, 2016 08:50 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 08:40 PM (dvuhZ)
Don't DO that!
Jeez!
Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 08:50 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: redbanzai
****
I could not tell you. Although I was at a Tower Records years ago where two women were ogling pics in a PG.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 29, 2016 08:51 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 08:51 PM (hVdx9)
Eartha Kitt
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 08:18 PM (YJmuy)
---
Concur. See post 131.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 08:52 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 08:54 PM (kpqmD)
Nobody has thought of the up for grabs humacat vote.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at January 29, 2016 08:54 PM (AhyHb)
Posted by: Weasel at January 29, 2016 08:56 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 29, 2016 08:56 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 08:45 PM (WVsWD)
I have friends on FB, or soon to be ex friends, who keep insisting on comparing Trump to Hitler. Now you don't like Trump fine with me. There is a lot to not like, but to compare him to Hitler enrages me to no end. I get real nasty
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 08:56 PM (DUoqb)
I say we send the next barrel rider to investigate.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 29, 2016 08:56 PM (yxw0r)
One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fires were burning,
Down the track came a hobo hiking,
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Besides the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Candy Mountains
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 08:56 PM (rwI+c)
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
And the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 08:57 PM (rwI+c)
Genuinely asking, since the one I knew died of AIDS.
Not that that would change my mind... I am pretty sure they like the
others, especially Rubio, for obvious reasons, and the fat felcher from
NJ, and Kasich promises them a future of glorious aliens, a Tendril in
Evey Anus, and Jeb for the Closet Queens who, er, speak a petite
Spanish.
Posted by: 'Wild Pete' Lands at January 29, 2016 08:55 PM (AniE6)
Um...wat?
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 08:58 PM (NPofj)
I'm late to this one & read first few comments.
I thought you were joking about "other kin."
I'm going to find something to eat. I forget I have things unless I look.
Posted by: Carol at January 29, 2016 08:58 PM (sj3Ax)
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The farmers' trees are full of fruit
And the barns are full of hay
Oh I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall
The winds don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 08:58 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 08:59 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: NYPD at January 29, 2016 08:59 PM (kpqmD)
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railway bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around it
In a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 08:59 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Katniss Everdeen at January 29, 2016 08:59 PM (b2qGx)
Genuinely asking, since the one I knew died of AIDS.
Not that that would change my mind... I am pretty sure they like the
others, especially Rubio, for obvious reasons, and the fat felcher from
NJ, and Kasich promises them a future of glorious aliens, a Tendril in
Evey Anus, and Jeb for the Closet Queens who, er, speak a petite
Spanish.
Posted by: 'Wild Pete' Lands at January 29, 2016 08:55 PM (AniE6)
Someone's got issues.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 29, 2016 08:59 PM (yxw0r)
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
The jails are made of tin.
And you can walk right out again,
As soon as you are in.
There ain't no short-handled shovels,
No axes, saws nor picks,
I'm bound to stay
Where you sleep all day,
Where they hung the jerk
That invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
....
I'll see you all this coming fall
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 08:59 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 09:00 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 09:00 PM (hk3Fb)
But Trump said bad things about muslims, just like Hitler!
Wait a minute.....
Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 09:00 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 09:00 PM (YJmuy)
-----
Per Anna Puma:
http://www.e2046.com/product/Catwoman/13247/
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 09:01 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 29, 2016 08:59 PM (yxw0r)
Yeah that was a strange one...another reason to have a carry permit with people like that on the outside. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 09:01 PM (DUoqb)
Ja. He got honors for the year, beating out Palin Steele.
Unhide all posts from (AniE6)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 09:01 PM (rwI+c)
Maybe Ron J. can fuck Mama Gaia with his legendary BO.
Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2016 09:01 PM (BngQR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:02 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2016 09:02 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 08:56 PM (rwI+c)
Back in the day this song was about hobo raping....just saying.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2016 09:03 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 09:00 PM (YJmuy)
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Per Anna Puma:
http://www.e2046.com/product/Catwoman/13247/
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 29, 2016 09:01 PM (jR7Wy)
Oh my yes. Yes yes yes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 29, 2016 09:03 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: C G Jung at January 29, 2016 09:03 PM (b2qGx)
Just getting a bit tiresome. The more repetitive people are, the less willing I am to listen to their argument.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 09:04 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:04 PM (FsuaD)
Trump wants to deny Syrians access to our country, and wants to send the illegal Mexicans back and/or stop more from coming....
Isn't that basically genocide in a roundabout way?
(sarc)
Posted by: TickledPink at January 29, 2016 09:04 PM (F5hTl)
Posted by: Slim Pickins at January 29, 2016 09:04 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 09:04 PM (YJmuy)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2016 09:05 PM (EDYaR)
Only if he has them spayed and/or neutered before sending them back.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 29, 2016 09:05 PM (YJmuy)
In the Big Rock Candy mountain
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling through the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats
And the railroad bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around them in a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy mountain.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 09:05 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 09:06 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:06 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie! at January 29, 2016 09:06 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2016 09:06 PM (CNHr1)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 09:04 PM (WVsWD)
Yup
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 09:07 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: ChocoCheese at January 29, 2016 09:07 PM (OvUux)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at January 29, 2016 09:07 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: TickledPink at January 29, 2016 09:07 PM (F5hTl)
Jesus Christ.. I'm outta here.
Posted by: jewells45 at January 29, 2016 09:06 PM (CNHr1)
Me too. I just dropped back in to let the horde know the Clinton e-mails have just been released.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:08 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 09:08 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 09:08 PM (DUoqb)
Just guessing, of course. Call it a wild guess.
Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 09:09 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: otho at January 29, 2016 09:09 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 09:08 PM (dvuhZ)
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 09:09 PM (DUoqb)
Oh, please, please, please.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I think it depends on whether or not Hill chooses Oblamo's prefered VP candidate or not.
Yes, I think Oblamo is that narcissistic.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2016 09:09 PM (W0RfD)
Good G-D a clinton kiss on Fox lying his ignorant ass off
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 09:08 PM (DUoqb)
Yes. He's quite the douche. He'll say anything to protect his Precious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:10 PM (FsuaD)
Zombie,
I'm late to this one read first few comments.
I thought you were joking about "other kin."
I'm going to find something to eat. I forget I have things unless I look.
Posted by: Carol at January 29, 2016 08:58 PM (sj3Ax)
I wish Zombie was joking. This stuff is what the transgender bullshit is opening the door for. Many years ago, I had a girlfriend who decided she was one, then decided she was actually a vampire and joined a cult. It's an absolutely dangerous form of mental rot that basically replaces somebody's reality with a fantasy impenetrable to reason, and they see everything through the lens of it.
The transgenders push the idea that a soul can be born into the wrong body, and the otherkin are what happens when people who want to be the most special of the special snowflakes get a hold of it. They're like "well, why limit it to the human range? I'm a dragon!"
Because species is just a social construct, or something. And this is what happened because our ancestors didn't let the stupid people get eaten by leopards.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 29, 2016 09:10 PM (HalrA)
Leftists are running around with their fingers in their ears yelling
LA LA LA LA
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 09:11 PM (hk3Fb)
Just guessing, of course. Call it a wild guess.
Posted by: filbert
Heh. Damn near perfect parody.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2016 09:11 PM (W0RfD)
But now, we are finally able to come out from beneath the sofa.
Posted by: Norwegian transcat at January 29, 2016 09:12 PM (b2qGx)
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 09:12 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: tu3031 at January 29, 2016 09:05 PM (EDYaR)
Dayum, I may have to break a rule and watch Faux again, just for the science, IYKWIMAITYD!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2016 09:12 PM (wYnyS)
Remember when the secret service didn't want him to use his Blackberry, and he refused?
The fish rots from the head down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:12 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 09:13 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: CanaDave at January 29, 2016 09:14 PM (lp/eS)
Hope she has a remote starter for her car, and avoids parking in dark places.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:14 PM (FsuaD)
I have friends on FB, or soon to be ex friends, who keep insisting on
comparing Trump to Hitler. Now you don't like Trump fine with me. There
is a lot to not like, but to compare him to Hitler enrages me to no end.
I get real nasty
But Trump said bad things about muslims, just like Hitler!
Wait a minute.....
Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 09:00 PM (7qAYi)"
Hitler actually liked Muslims more than Christians. Hitler thought Christianity made people weak and soft with its teachings about mercy and forgiveness. He encouraged Muslim violence against the British in Egypt and Palestine and against Jews in Palestine. The Third Reich translated "Mein Kampf" into Arabic and worked to get it circulated widely. The 1940s Nazi propaganda had a profound influence on the Baath political movement and on various other Muslim political movements like the Muslim Brotherhood.
And besides, Donald Trump is not a vegetarian.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 29, 2016 09:14 PM (QHgTq)
Oh, please, please, please.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:06 PM (FsuaD)
I am hoping too. I am just not going to hold my breath.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 09:15 PM (NPofj)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3nIScO592Y
Posted by: Smallish Bees at January 29, 2016 09:15 PM (yjhOG)
Correct me if I am wrong but there were 18 emails between the two that were not released. Executive privilege.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 09:15 PM (WVsWD)
A mystery sniper is assassinating ISIS leaders in Libya
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jo63ewj
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 09:15 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: TickledPink at January 29, 2016 09:16 PM (F5hTl)
I am a rutabaga trapped in a Horta's body.
A tranbega, if you will.
if you try and eat me, I'll burn your face off.
Posted by: Horta Crap at January 29, 2016 09:16 PM (qul7b)
Columbia city prosecutor Steve Richey said he decided to forgo pursuing the misdemeanor assault case against assistant communications professor Melissa Click, who he said has pledged no further illegal behavior for a year and to complete 20 hours of community service.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 09:17 PM (DUoqb)
Yes, I remember at the time ascribing it to his ignorance & incompetence. We were so innocent then.
Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 09:17 PM (7qAYi)
IOW, the opening scene of many a fine Star Trek fanfic. Including JJ Abrams'
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 09:17 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2016 09:17 PM (cXiMR)
Posted by: TickledPink at January 29, 2016 09:16 PM (F5hTl)
Nerds are awesome. Own it and be proud.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 29, 2016 09:17 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 09:18 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 09:18 PM (6FqZa)
Remember when the secret service didn't want him to use his Blackberry, and he refused?
The fish rots from the head down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:12 PM (FsuaD)
I pointed out in another thread, that--at least according to the letter of the law--anyone who sent classified information to Hillary's server is guilty of a federal felony.
It doesn't matter if they knew or didn't know if it was classified information, it doesn't matter if they knew or didn't know if Hillary's server was secure or not.
If the President sent an e-mail containing classified information to Hillary's server, he committed a felony.
Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 09:18 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 09:19 PM (qUNWi)
Jane,
pretty sure the dirty little not-so-secret is that EVERYBODY is doing it, and has been for a while. Remember "Richard Windsor", who was actually EPA chief Lisa Jackson and Lois Lerner's use of at least two private emails. This is an administration wide issue.
Posted by: random lurker at January 29, 2016 09:19 PM (+tRIN)
Every Yalie from her generation, male or female, got photographed starkers, for a clinical study of the spine or something.
Of course back then as well, she was the death of boners. She looked like Tilda Swinton in Snowpiercer. In the 80s and 90s she was attractive, as long as she didn't give a laugh that hints that her volcano lair is finally operational.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 29, 2016 09:19 PM (VdICR)
It doesn't matter if they knew or didn't know if it was classified information, it doesn't matter if they knew or didn't know if Hillary's server was secure or not.
If the President sent an e-mail containing classified information to Hillary's server, he committed a felony.
Posted by: filbert at January 29, 2016 09:18 PM (s5o+q)
It's kinda like child porn
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 29, 2016 09:19 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 29, 2016 09:14 PM (QHgTq)
There seems to be a high correlation between vegetarianism and the desire to control others...
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 29, 2016 09:19 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Elston Gunn at January 29, 2016 09:20 PM (sdi6R)
What a bunch of criminals
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 09:20 PM (voOPb)
Correct me if I am wrong but there were 18 emails between the two that were not released. Executive privilege.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Luap Nor's Last Chance at January 29, 2016 09:15 PM (WVsWD)
You're right. And we'd all love to know what's in them.
"Hillary, thanks for letting me get some rest before heading off to Vegas. Sorry for that nasty business in Benghazi.
Thanks, later, bye.
Barack"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:20 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2016 09:21 PM (tv9zS)
Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2016 09:21 PM (cXiMR)
Now I am the Eastern Seaboard!
Wow, what a view!
Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 09:21 PM (7qAYi)
Hitler thought Christianity made people weak and soft with its teachings
about mercy and forgiveness. He encouraged Muslim violence against the
British in Egypt and Palestine and against Jews in Palestine. The Third
Reich translated "Mein Kampf" into Arabic and worked to get it
circulated widely. The 1940s Nazi propaganda had a profound influence on
the Baath political movement and on various other Muslim political
movements like the Muslim Brotherhood.
And besides, Donald Trump is not a vegetarian.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 29, 2016 09:14 PM (QHgTq)
True story, Christopher Hitchens got the crap beat out of him in Beirut for defacing a local Nazi party poster. Hitler and the muslims were as thick as thieves to the point where Mein Kampf is still one of the hottest selling books in the middle east.
Handy that Germany is allowing the publication of that book again just in time for their invited murderers.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 09:21 PM (NPofj)
Be sure to thank the voting citizens (live, dead, legal, illegal, and multiple) that made this possible by re-electing Obama, with special thanks to the GOP Establishment for their valiant stand against the embedded corruption of the Obama administration.
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 29, 2016 09:21 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party
****
I remember meeting one vegetarian in particular. She made it as point to ask every new person she met if they were a vegetarian.
It seems she loved the feeling of superiority she got when they said no.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 09:21 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Norwegian transcat at January 29, 2016 09:22 PM (b2qGx)
Posted by: Jean at January 29, 2016 09:22 PM (cXiMR)
And said to the jocker, "Sandy,I've hiked and hiked and wandered too,
But I ain't seen any candy.
I've hiked and hiked till my feet are sore
And I'll be damned if I hike any more
To be buggered sore like a hobo's whore
In the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
In the released version this verse did not appear.
The real last verse from 1890 or some such.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2016 09:23 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 09:23 PM (voOPb)
Is there another Robert Zimmerman or are you morons slagging on Bobby Dylan?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 29, 2016 09:23 PM (1xUj/)
It's like that's the only place they ever existed.
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2016 09:24 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 29, 2016 09:24 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 09:24 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 29, 2016 09:25 PM (dvuhZ)
"I've never had a rutabaga. "
Me either. What the Hell are they anyways?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 29, 2016 09:21 PM (tv9zS)
==========================================
Swedish turnip. Orange-ish in color inside . Hard as heck to peel.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 29, 2016 09:25 PM (dFi94)
made it as point to ask every new person she met if they were a
vegetarian.
It seems she loved the feeling of superiority she got when they said no.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at January 29, 2016 09:21 PM (hVdx9)
Our son has a biology professor this semester he loves. He makes it a point to tear apart every point the vegetarian and vegan students in his class make. I wonder how long he'll last?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:25 PM (FsuaD)
What I don't like are the OH GOTCHA comments, like "look what that chick on his payroll posts on Twitter" or "Trump hates veterans". They're not posted because the poster gives a shit about George Zimmerman or about veteran street vendors. They're posted because the poster thinks that the target audience cares. They're trolls, "making their enemies live up to their own book of rules" fi sabil Alinsky - and that's all they are.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 09:26 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 09:27 PM (hk3Fb)
laugh that hints that her volcano lair is finally operational.<<<
This critical lack of judgment must have been when you were drinking a fifth of Jack Daniels every night.
Whiskey dick can sometimes save you from yourself.
Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2016 09:29 PM (BngQR)
loves. He makes it a point to tear apart every point the vegetarian and
vegan students in his class make. I wonder how long he'll last?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 29, 2016 09:25 PM (FsuaD)
My son always told his vegetarian acquaintances in high school that he was a card carrying carnivore.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 09:29 PM (NPofj)
I wondered the beginning of the week if all the Hitler books sold if Muzzies are the ones buying.
Posted by: Skip at January 29, 2016 09:27 PM (hk3Fb)
Very, very likely.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 29, 2016 09:31 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 29, 2016 09:34 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 29, 2016 09:26 PM (6FqZa)
They are both carbon-based life forms, too. I've been informed that carbon is evil so it all makes sense.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 29, 2016 09:34 PM (jV8Mq)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=361274#c24760298
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 29, 2016 09:36 PM (jV8Mq)
My idiot leftist brother is a vegetarian. He refuses to even be in the presence of meat.
Posted by: Josephistan at January 29, 2016 09:24 PM (7qAYi)"
What other characteristics does he share with Hitler?
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at January 29, 2016 09:56 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: GuardAmerican at January 29, 2016 10:35 PM (GBnWt)
Posted by: fgun at January 29, 2016 10:53 PM (xvk6q)
Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at January 30, 2016 01:16 AM (dPs16)
Posted by: Steamboat McGoo at January 30, 2016 08:02 AM (RK1ZH)
Things are bad but they can get oh so much worse. Orders of magnitude worse.
Indeed things aren't bad enough yet that the survival instinct awakens the stupid. We are actually summoning, so to speak, those times by not collectively waking up on our own. It a function of collective stupidity.
Posted by: simplemind at January 30, 2016 09:00 AM (BTnAK)
Posted by: Lurker at January 30, 2016 09:36 AM (ula6L)
Posted by: Lurker at January 30, 2016 09:38 AM (ula6L)
Just leave me one arm with which to work the remote control, play Candy Crush on my "smart" phone, shovel highly processed poison in the form of junk food into my face, and pull the lever for Democrats!
Posted by: FishingWithFredo at January 30, 2016 11:22 AM (owSjm)
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