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Lena Dunham: Hollywood Should Have More Minorities Like My Own Show Doesn't
Super white girl on super white show watched by super white audience thinks you gotta have more diversity.
In case you missed it, Hollywood is letting more people into the Academy to boost diversity. Also, they'll be purging old white people. No really. They'll be making sure you've been active in the business within the last ten years, or else you forfeit your Academy membership. I can kind of see some sense in that. A lot of years lame movies win the Oscars, and it's because a lot of old people, who aren't very current at all, decided that they should make Out of Africa the winner because it was directed by someone whose name they recognize. Still... I don't know. This woman, who did the costumes for The Deer Hunter, is arguing against the new diversity rules.I support these rules for a simple reason: Liberal institutions have long ignored the onerous, stupid rules they inflict on everyone else. They don't realize how bad these rules are, because they except themselves. Thus we get super-white Vox arguing about other companies not hiring enough minorities. It's time that they lived under their own rules. Period. If they have a change of heart after living under the regime they'd force on everyone else, so much the better. Open Thread. Sorry, gotta run. Plans.
Our job is to evaluate talent and excellence. But now your actions have added a new, unspoken category -- the "what is your ethnicity" category. This, unfortunately, comes with the ugly subtext that if you don't vote for a person of color you are a racist. Excellence is rewarded regardless of ethnic background. ... A few years ago, I had a situation arise which completely exemplifies our recent troubles. An Asian actress friend of mine wished to join the Academy. She had theater and TV credits, but little in the way of film credits. I cautioned her that she may not be accepted because of this, but her response was only that she was a minority and therefore would get in. Needless to say, she did not because she lacked the essential credentials. This friend of mine then turned around and blamed the Academy for not accepting her because of her race, the very thing she was convinced would get her in in the first place. Now with your new policies and the climate they create, my friend will apply again and this time most likely she will be accepted. Her eligibility has not changed -- she did not have the film credentials then, nor does she now. But now, perhaps, that may just be enough. Not only is the value of the Academy as a measuring stick for excellence in film lessened, but it will always raise the question: did one get in because of merit or because of race? For any person of diversity, this will always shadow their acceptance into this fine institution.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Rip at January 27, 2016 06:34 PM (ckHyu)
>>>Sorry, gotta run. Plans.
Posted by: Ace at 06:33 PM<<<
Checking out one of my shows? I've got plenty of new material*.
*I just got my box set of Dean Martin Roasts DVDs.
Posted by: totally original comic Amy Schumer at January 27, 2016 06:35 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 27, 2016 06:37 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Corky the.Retard at January 27, 2016 06:38 PM (FY5/z)
Posted by: fluffy at January 27, 2016 06:39 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: donna at January 27, 2016 06:40 PM (/dSsq)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 27, 2016 06:40 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 27, 2016 06:40 PM (uaDPk)
Posted by: Bob Hope from the Crypt at January 27, 2016 06:41 PM (FY5/z)
General Tso sauce poured over slow cooker wings and chips with Chilli con queso.
Posted by: Max Power at January 27, 2016 06:42 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Lena Dunham, Undressed at January 27, 2016 06:43 PM (3GAnN)
This kind of cultural marxism should have no purchase, but here we are. Have to genuflect at a whole passel of bullshit.
Diverthity! Incluthivneth! White peepol are teh bad!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 06:44 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Lena Bunham at January 27, 2016 06:44 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Lena Bunham at January 27, 2016 06:45 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Aviator at January 27, 2016 06:45 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Oberlin College at January 27, 2016 06:45 PM (ZpVQX)
Gillian is lovely but girl needs to eat a sammich.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 27, 2016 06:45 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 27, 2016 06:45 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 27, 2016 06:46 PM (zgHEY)
This kind of cultural marxism should have no purchase, but here we are. Have to genuflect at a whole passel of bullshit.
Diverthity! Incluthivneth! White peepol are teh bad!
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Pretty much sums up all the problems right there.
Posted by: Methos at January 27, 2016 06:48 PM (ZbV+0)
Gillian is lovely but girl needs to eat a sammich.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 27, 2016 06:45 PM (jR7Wy)
I have it recorded - saw episode 1 and she is too skinny. Did anyone watch the new series Lucifer? I recorded that one too; is it any good?
Posted by: IC at January 27, 2016 06:48 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 27, 2016 06:48 PM (FY5/z)
Posted by: Grey Fox
Mears is bad ass.
You should check out the his mini-series on Canada. It's on youtube. Something like The Northern Wilderness.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 06:49 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 27, 2016 06:49 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 27, 2016 06:49 PM (rwI+c)
Must be nice, being a soulless Leftist that never, ever has to answer for their crimes in this life ...
Posted by: acethepug at January 27, 2016 06:50 PM (RHPFv)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 27, 2016 06:50 PM (1xUj/)
"Tyler Perry's Oscars, Presented by Tyler Perry."
That should fix everything.
Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2016 06:50 PM (Wt4BP)
Posted by: The Pillsbury Doughboy at January 27, 2016 06:51 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: The Left at January 27, 2016 06:51 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Grand Rapids, Michigan at January 27, 2016 06:51 PM (ZpVQX)
Lena Dunham is a no talent hack.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 27, 2016 06:51 PM (ej1L0)
Posted by: Marco Rubio's garbage at January 27, 2016 06:52 PM (ZbV+0)
I didn't think so
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 06:52 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2016 06:52 PM (hmbKk)
Posted by: Pebbles Flintstone at January 27, 2016 06:53 PM (dlIzT)
They'll be making sure you've been active in the business within the last ten years, or else you forfeit your Academy membership.
Remember when 40-something actress not being able to get work was the outrage du jour? Now, if they're not working, they won't even get to go to free Academy screenings.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 27, 2016 06:53 PM (kdS6q)
You should check out the his mini-series on Canada. It's on youtube. Something like The Northern Wilderness.
He is, and I will check those out too.
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 27, 2016 06:53 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 27, 2016 06:54 PM (2oWD2)
I mean, let's make sure no interest group is underrepresented, amirite? What other important oppressed minorities have I overlooked?
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 27, 2016 06:54 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Jess at January 27, 2016 06:55 PM (8olbK)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 27, 2016 06:55 PM (xN1DB)
Ace has a date!
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 27, 2016 06:50 PM (1xUj/)
What's his name?
Posted by: kathysaysso at January 27, 2016 06:55 PM (43OZ6)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 06:55 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: Country Singer at January 27, 2016 06:55 PM (GUBah)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 27, 2016 06:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 27, 2016 06:55 PM (2oWD2)
Does she giggle if you poke her in the stomach?
Posted by: tu3031 at January 27, 2016 06:56 PM (YFFpo)
Posted by: Master Kan at January 27, 2016 06:56 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 06:57 PM (39g3+)
Honestly, I never considered getting an Oscar as any recommendation of a film. The People's Choice Award carries more weight.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 27, 2016 06:57 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 27, 2016 06:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 06:58 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Rip at January 27, 2016 06:34 PM (ckHyu)
FIFY
Posted by: Salacious B. Crumb at January 27, 2016 06:58 PM (vBeA5)
I'm having a recurring sock problem with Amy. Even when I change it, it keeps coming back, like herpes.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 27, 2016 06:59 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 06:59 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: Jess at January 27, 2016 06:59 PM (8olbK)
Turned it off, and haven't watched them since. I'm told I missed a few good emcees, and a number of bad ones.
Apparently, nothing changes. Tandy is gone, and now everybody is a racial scold.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 27, 2016 06:59 PM (iIzG7)
I might value the opinion of a movie critic, or a music critic. But some group of rich Democrats voting on who was best at this or that in a movie? Fuck me. Who the fuck cares?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at January 27, 2016 07:00 PM (xN1DB)
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Likely. As Al Jazeera has all the best inside scoops.
Posted by: Methos at January 27, 2016 07:00 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Rip
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And that makes things diverse, because Jews are a minority in Hollywood... right?
Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2016 07:00 PM (Wt4BP)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 06:55 PM (hk3Fb)<<<
I wonder if I should make a statement and get out ahead of this?
Posted by: Manning's Melon at January 27, 2016 07:01 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Jess at January 27, 2016 06:59 PM (8olbK)
The Federal government doesn't anymore...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/jl38rat
Posted by: The Binary Hat at January 27, 2016 07:01 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Skip
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Get ready for lots of leftist "jokes." It was pretty irritating.
Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2016 07:01 PM (Wt4BP)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 06:55 PM (hk3Fb)
That's carrying over from that dumb Al Jazeera report. They are still looking into it. I get that Manning was the biggest name listed but apparently the way that hidden recording interview went was "This baseball player is taking steroids, this Steeler is on steroids, these Packers are on steroids. Oh and we shipped HGH to Manning's wife."
??
Posted by: buzzion at January 27, 2016 07:02 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Global Warming made Hillary a drunk at January 27, 2016 07:02 PM (ZufZo)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 27, 2016 07:02 PM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 07:02 PM (hk3Fb)
"Welcome to the club pal!"
Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2016 07:03 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 27, 2016 07:04 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 27, 2016 07:04 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 07:04 PM (hk3Fb)
Cher - not that hot, can't sing, so-so actress
Madonna - not hot, can't sing, decent dancer
Streisand - definitely can sing, but oh-so-ugly
....on and on
But this Dunham, this is too much. She has zero redeeming qualities, yet she's everywhere. Please SMOD, if there was ever a time for you..
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 27, 2016 07:04 PM (dBmVV)
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 07:04 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: seamrog at January 27, 2016 07:05 PM (8A50J)
I just heard a promo for the local news.
Apparently, a case of that Zika (?) Virus has been found here in Virginia...
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 07:05 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 07:05 PM (FsuaD)
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Now see? That right there is troubling, and problematic, and triggering. This woman is obviously a bigot, otherwise she would have said, "... regardless of ethnic background or gender identity."
Burn the witch!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 07:05 PM (oFSUK)
Silly rabbit, logic's for kids!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2016 07:05 PM (iHjB5)
I just looked that up, she didn't say anything from the podium. Was it later?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVyzU4fhm-I
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 27, 2016 07:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pebbles Flintstone at January 27, 2016 07:06 PM (dlIzT)
Remember, ace, is "philanthropist" not "full on rapist" and DONT ORDER A MILKSTEAK
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at January 27, 2016 07:07 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 27, 2016 07:07 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2016 07:07 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: LGoPs at January 27, 2016 07:07 PM (dSriL)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 07:07 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: Lauren
That sounds like a good reason to avoid almost everything to come out of Hollywood since around 1968.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 07:07 PM (FkBIv)
redeeming qualities, yet she's everywhere. Please SMOD, if there was
ever a time for you..
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
She does have one redeeming value. She looks like the woman that you woke up next to after you figured she was the best you could do that night and you were too scared to pull back the covers to see her face the next morning.
Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2016 07:07 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 07:07 PM (FsuaD)
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I don't see the problem.
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at January 27, 2016 07:08 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 07:08 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: t-bird at January 27, 2016 07:08 PM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:08 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 27, 2016 07:08 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Gullible Georgette, 80 Years Old, Lonely, Easy Mark at January 27, 2016 07:08 PM (Y8P5w)
F them all
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 27, 2016 07:08 PM (Oan6c)
Posted by: wth at January 27, 2016 07:09 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Manning's Melon at January 27, 2016 07:01 PM (H9MG5)
I think you're ahead of pretty much everything already, aren't you, Mr. Fivehead?
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 27, 2016 07:09 PM (zgHEY)
No, I don't believe it, either.
Posted by: t-bird at January 27, 2016 07:08 PM (Z58Xa)
...of mice and men...
Ace is a furry. Believe that.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:09 PM (TOk1P)
It's called experience and though I can see how in some categories they may lack any expertise, they've got a good handle on cinematography and acting and a few other categories.
And they've seen a lot of pictures and worked on a lot of them and have contacts that tell them stuff from behind the scenes that the public doesn't hear that may influence their vote.
Once again the liberals screw things up in the name of division (cause that's the root of diversity) and showing that they don't believe Blacks or minorities can compete with Whites so Whites have to have an additional burden.
Thus watering down the value of the award.
But it's mostly liberals and Hollywood has really sucked for quite a while so I don't really care much.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 07:09 PM (Xo1Rt)
She does have one redeeming value. She looks
like the woman that you woke up next to after you figured she was the
best you could do that night and you were too scared to pull back the
covers to see her face the next morning.
Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2016 07:07 PM (8ikIW)
You've head of "coyote ugly" right? You chew off whatever arm she's laying on to keep from waking her up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 07:09 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 27, 2016 07:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 07:10 PM (hk3Fb)
The best-laid plans, IYKWIM...
No, I don't believe it, either.
Posted by: t-bird at January 27, 2016 07:08 PM (Z58Xa)
Well, it's certainly not going to rub itself out, you know.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 27, 2016 07:10 PM (zgHEY)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 07:10 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 07:11 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 27, 2016 07:11 PM (oVJmc)
Self-admitted child molester Lena Dunham has a diversity of human species on her show, as she is something approaching homo habilis.
Posted by: imp at January 27, 2016 07:11 PM (XIXZz)
Still don't give a damn about the Oscars.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 27, 2016 07:11 PM (jR7Wy)
HAH! YOU FOOL! You should have cautioned her that she wouldn't get in BECAUSE ASIAN ISN'T A REAL MINORITY.
On the Official Leftard Racial Grievance Index, Asians are virtual white people.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2016 07:11 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 07:11 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I think she's a "double coyote". After you make your escape, you chew off the other arm, because you know she's gonna come looking for a one armed man.
Posted by: Bruce at January 27, 2016 07:11 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 27, 2016 07:11 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: waelse1 at January 27, 2016 07:11 PM (BoR7Z)
Posted by: buzzion at January 27, 2016 07:12 PM (z/Ubi)
Girls was a massive rightwing head fake created with the specific
intention of depicting what utterly narcissistic, vacuous, decadent,
feckless and hollow lives single young Progressive women lead.
Posted by: Jess at January 27, 2016 06:55 PM (8olbK)
Same here. I'm still not entirely convinced it isn't. I mean, if you were writing a conservative parody of the young progressive mindset... what would you change?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 27, 2016 07:12 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2016 07:12 PM (iHjB5)
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This is a cheap shot at our hard-won Nobel Prizes isn't it?
Posted by: Al Gore, Barack Obama at January 27, 2016 07:12 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 27, 2016 07:10 PM (zgHEY)
Isn't that why dudes stand up whilst riding the subway? Other person doesn't even have to know.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:12 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 27, 2016 07:12 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 27, 2016 07:13 PM (zgHEY)
*beep*
Posted by: Christopher Pike at January 27, 2016 07:14 PM (rwI+c)
Ah, a thread we can all come together on.
*wipes off blood splatter from previous thread*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 07:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 07:14 PM (hk3Fb)
She has anti-talent.
When she walks into a room, the talent quotient goes down.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 07:14 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: seamrog at January 27, 2016 07:14 PM (8A50J)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 27, 2016 07:14 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 27, 2016 07:15 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 07:14 PM (FsuaD)
I thought it was drool. Or tomato sauce.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 07:15 PM (Xo1Rt)
Best Performance by a Female in a Role Where She Didn't Completely Suck When You Fully Expected She Would.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:15 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Lemmy at January 27, 2016 07:15 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 07:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Movies! at January 27, 2016 07:16 PM (Y8P5w)
I didn't tell her my real name.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 27, 2016 07:16 PM (rwI+c)
In case you missed it, Hollywood is letting more people into the Academy to boost diversity.
Trump will build a wall around The Academy and make them pay for it.
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 27, 2016 07:16 PM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 27, 2016 07:16 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 07:16 PM (FsuaD)
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Sydney Pollack?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 27, 2016 07:16 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 07:16 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 27, 2016 07:17 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Eromero at January 27, 2016 07:17 PM (b+df9)
Posted by: Rip at January 27, 2016 06:34 PM (ckHyu)
Most Jews are white.
Posted by: redbanzai at January 27, 2016 07:17 PM (NPofj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2016 07:17 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: kansas at January 27, 2016 07:17 PM (r5IMY)
They'll do like everyone else does; award a few token prizes that everyone knows don't mean shit, find ways to get around the quotas, secretly diss any minority that wins an award even if they deserved it, start up an different association to award the REAL true awards for excellence.
What one human can invent, another human can circumvent.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 07:17 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Will Smith at January 27, 2016 07:17 PM (ZpVQX)
That might be a worthy hypothesis if Ace had teeth.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2016 07:18 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 27, 2016 07:18 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 07:18 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: el Mysterioso at January 27, 2016 07:18 PM (mBYZv)
The HQ was linked not once, but twice yesterday, at one of my other favorite sites, ThreeSources, on the topics of Rubio and Canadians.
It's a good read - see for yourselves at threesources.com
And no, this is neither a rickroll nor a lace wigs link. Would I lie to you?
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 27, 2016 07:18 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 27, 2016 07:13 PM (zgHEY)
Speaking of, I think it's either cocoa pebbles or cocoa krispies, one or the other. Anyhoo, the back of the box features a tweener girl eating a bowl in one scene, then shooting into the air on a blast of chocolate liquid in the next. Down below her, a young male is standing, and EVERYTHING pointing at the girl's rear end is phallic.
I ain't even remotely kidding.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:18 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at January 27, 2016 07:18 PM (/rF8e)
She sleeps with men to add to her collection of arms.
Posted by: fluffy at January 27, 2016 07:18 PM (AfsKp)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 27, 2016 07:18 PM (iQIUe)
IIRC on her show her character had a black conservative boyfriend for about 15 minutes
I remember reading about it here I think
Anyway. That was her one character of color
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 07:18 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 07:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Movies! at January 27, 2016 07:19 PM (Y8P5w)
Posted by: Super white girl at January 27, 2016 07:19 PM (/rF8e)
Sort of. He looks worse than Abe ever thought about being and can barely speak. And that was years ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 07:19 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 27, 2016 07:19 PM (iIzG7)
Debbie Reynolds is still alive too.
Posted by: Movies! at January 27, 2016 07:19 PM (Y8P5w)
Sophia Loren FTW.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 07:20 PM (FsuaD)
Everyone must suck equally.
hope and change, yes we can.
Posted by: seamrog at January 27, 2016 07:20 PM (8A50J)
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 27, 2016 07:20 PM (MNgU2)
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2016 07:20 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 27, 2016 07:21 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 07:16 PM (FsuaD)
Feature, not a bug.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 07:21 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Movies! at January 27, 2016 07:21 PM (Y8P5w)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 07:21 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ed Anger at January 27, 2016 07:21 PM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 07:21 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 27, 2016 07:22 PM (Cq0oW)
. . . and the Oscar goes to . . .
Posted by: Sphynx at January 27, 2016 07:22 PM (OZmbA)
If Atlas Shrugged and 1984 aren't supposed to be manuals for governance, then neither is Harrison Bergeron.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 27, 2016 07:22 PM (iIzG7)
Take 10 white liberals and sit them around a table. Tell them $1 million dollars will be given to everyone at the table provided the table becomes "diverse" enough.
See how they argue which white liberals get to stay at the table and which have to go.
Posted by: Reality Man at January 27, 2016 07:22 PM (Ch0fq)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 27, 2016 07:22 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 07:22 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 07:18 PM (39g3+)
Or Ethiopian.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 27, 2016 07:22 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2016 07:23 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Movies! at January 27, 2016 07:23 PM (Y8P5w)
Never argue economics or politics with a guy who lives in a van down by the river.
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 27, 2016 07:23 PM (rwI+c)
Mission:Impossible with the stupid bullet train helicopter scene for another
King Kong remake for a third
Posted by: Sphynx at January 27, 2016 07:23 PM (OZmbA)
Sophia Loren FTW.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 07:20 PM (FsuaD)
Brigitte Bardot, too. She's still relevant because she keeps getting in trouble for "hate speech" because she doesn't approve of the Muslim invasion of France.
Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2016 07:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 27, 2016 07:24 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Christopher Pike at January 27, 2016 07:24 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 07:24 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2016 07:24 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 27, 2016 07:24 PM (rwI+c)
She's not pretty as she used to be but she's still a bright, funny, cute fun lady.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 07:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 27, 2016 07:25 PM (Cq0oW)
That's true of the Mizrahis and, to an extent, Sephardim. Ashkenazim have some weird DNA that I don't even know if it's been fully figured out yet. My (Ashkenazi) maternal line goes back to, um, Burma.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2016 07:25 PM (6FqZa)
Brigitte Bardot, too. She's still relevant because she keeps getting in trouble for "hate speech" because she doesn't approve of the Muslim invasion of France.
Now I'm a yuge BB fan.
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2016 07:25 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 27, 2016 07:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sphynx at January 27, 2016 07:26 PM (OZmbA)
thefederalist.com/2016/01/18/the-accidentally-racist-oscars/
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 27, 2016 07:26 PM (L7t0A)
Posted by: Max Power at January 27, 2016
That sounds.... problematic
Posted by: SJW Committee at January 27, 2016 07:26 PM (7qAYi)
The 25th was the 10 year deadline Al Gore gave us to stop Gorebal Warmening.
We should ask our Leftie friends when they plan on selling their homes and moving to siberia or the Northern territories.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 07:26 PM (W0RfD)
I'm a minority, I don't have to earn shit.
The US is swirling down the shitter.
Posted by: seamrog at January 27, 2016 07:26 PM (8A50J)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:26 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 07:11 PM (2x3L+)
I think my coworkers stay at home watching tv and Netflix like everyone else.
Posted by: Lea at January 27, 2016 07:26 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Chris Rock at January 27, 2016 07:26 PM (ZpVQX)
http://www.leonarddavid.com/death-threat-from-planet-9/
(hat tip Transterrestrial Musings)
Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2016 07:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 07:27 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 27, 2016 07:27 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 27, 2016 07:27 PM (Cq0oW)
Is this the first confirmed case of the Zika virus in th US?
This actually has me worried quite a bit.
The shit is mosquito borne...
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 07:28 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: Movies! at January 27, 2016 07:28 PM (Y8P5w)
*must not make chemistry joke about Donald Trump here*
*must not make chemistry joke about Donald Trump here*
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 07:28 PM (+4mdw)
But he adds a lot of humor to make it a fun read.
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 27, 2016 07:29 PM (L7t0A)
And Vox. They are actually scientifically illiterate idiots, what they accuse the right of being. They ran some piece screaming "half of American children test positive for lead!", trying to gin up something nationwide after Flint.
And that statistic is true. Half of the children *tested* maybe a little more, do indeed test positive for lead poisoning. But they test very few, only those whose symptoms suggest lead poisoning as a possibility. And over half of those with such symptoms test positive.
The reason is lead poisoning is so rare that the false positive rate will be comparable to the odds of lead poisoning and, in that sample the false positives will be greater than the actual true positives.
Plus it cost money. Yet Vox screams half of American children have lead poisoning.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 27, 2016 07:29 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 07:29 PM (hk3Fb)
+ sideways with a pineapple,
+ our rules.
then
Period
Because it's time for harsh lessons.
Posted by: DaveA at January 27, 2016 07:29 PM (DL2i+)
Seriously, whether other peoples have been brought into the mix, the Jewish people came from the Middle East. Caucasian. End of story.
Brigitte Bardot, too. She's still relevant because she keeps getting in trouble for "hate speech" because she doesn't approve of the Muslim invasion of France.
Her only complaint with Muslims is sacrificing goats for one of their holidays. She's an insanely overblown animal activist.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 07:29 PM (39g3+)
Affirmative-action in Hollywood, like at your college, is where they exclude the Asians.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 27, 2016 07:29 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at January 27, 2016 07:29 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 27, 2016 07:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Motown Mope- well, Pistons don't suck at January 27, 2016 07:30 PM (24c3y)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 27, 2016 07:30 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: Movies! at January 27, 2016 07:30 PM (Y8P5w)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 07:31 PM (zOTsN)
If Ace was going out with Lena it would be just for science
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 07:22 PM (hk3Fb)
Yikes. ace always tells us he loves science "sexually."
Wear a condom, Ewok. At the very least.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 07:31 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2016 07:31 PM (Yzubb)
Totes equal opportunity and shit.
Y'all suck.
Of course, those who comment here at the HQ suck just slightly less than humanity as a whole.
Except for the trolls and mobys. They suck more. You know who you are.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 07:31 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 07:32 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 27, 2016 07:32 PM (L7t0A)
Posted by: Skip
It would be awesome of Pres. Cruz to declare the coasts emergency zones and force Lefties to evacuate. Then re-purpose their homes for veterans.
boom, California fixed.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 07:32 PM (W0RfD)
Whether you "know" them or not, you have black friends...
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 07:32 PM (OGwwE)
zones and force Lefties to evacuate. Then re-purpose their homes for
veterans.
boom, California fixed.
I hope you thought out where you're going to put the Leftists. Wherever they go is going to get Calfornicated.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 07:33 PM (uURQL)
Best Performance by a Female in a Role Where She Didn't Completely Suck When You Fully Expected She Would.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:15 PM (TOk1P)
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I would give Best Actress to the guy who played Liz. He made the show.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 27, 2016 07:33 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 07:32 PM (OGwwE)
I know, right?
Posted by: Steve Martin at January 27, 2016 07:34 PM (+4mdw)
I'll watch again when a Hollywood conservative hosts. Which I suppose will be when hell freezes over. Which will be due to Climate Change(TM).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 07:34 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Is that a movie about someone who dies in the waiting room?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 07:35 PM (FkBIv)
Whether you "know" them or not, you have black friends...
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 07:32 PM (OGwwE)
We're not over our quota, are we?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 07:35 PM (uURQL)
Is this the first confirmed case of the Zika virus in th US?
This actually has me worried quite a bit.
The shit is mosquito borne...
Si senora. Seeks cases in El A, Arkansas, & NY.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2016 07:35 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 07:35 PM (zOTsN)
Mexico
Posted by: Aviator at January 27, 2016 07:36 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 07:36 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Is that a movie about someone who dies in the waiting room?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 07:35 PM (FkBIv)
No, I think that's the one where the person dies while in the line waiting to get into the waiting room.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 07:36 PM (s5o+q)
Whether you "know" them or not, you have black friends...
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 07:32 PM (OGwwE)
They would actually call me friend? Sweet!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2016 07:36 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 07:16 PM (FsuaD)
Feature, not a bug.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 07:21 PM (uURQL)
Exactly. I'd like the spittle-flecked lunatic ravings to stay contained as much as possible.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 27, 2016 07:36 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Movies! at January 27, 2016 07:19 PM (Y8P5w)
Sophia Loren FTW.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Doris Day!
Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2016 07:37 PM (Wt4BP)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster
Meh, CA was a red state once. They should go back to where they came from.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 07:37 PM (W0RfD)
Best Performance by a Female in a Role Where She Didn't Completely Suck When You Fully Expected She Would.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:15 PM (TOk1P)
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I would give Best Actress to the guy who played Liz. He made the show.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 27, 2016 07:33 PM (jR7Wy)
Denis O'Hare... Basically great at every role he has ever done. I'm assuming gayer than Richard Simmons' and Samwell's little pink poodle (if they had a little pink poodle, which they probably do)... Fabulous, for maybe only the third time it the existence of the word, is appropriate here.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:37 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 07:37 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Jess at January 27, 2016 07:37 PM (8olbK)
zones and force Lefties to evacuate. Then re-purpose their homes for
veterans.
boom, California fixed.
I hope you thought out where you're going to put the Leftists. Wherever they go is going to get Calfornicated.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 07:33 PM (uURQL)
Give him time . . . maybe he's going to put them out in the middle of the Pacific.
That could work.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 07:37 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2016 07:37 PM (BO/km)
Mexico
Australia. Plenty of space and all the sensible gun control they could possibly want.
Posted by: Methos at January 27, 2016 07:37 PM (ZbV+0)
The left tends to choose who it lives with. DC is filled with people who come to DC from Ohio so they can get away from all the people they went to high school with in Ohio. So leftism is not just a political ideology, it's also a lifestyle brand. And like any lifestyle brand - Apple or Lululemon or Kate Spade bags - the appeal is exclusivity. That's why the left won't let just anybody in the club.
Posted by: bjk at January 27, 2016 07:37 PM (x2rNW)
Meh, CA was a red state once. They should go back to where they came from.
Sorry, we're full!!!!!!! We don't want them!!!!!
Posted by: Satan at January 27, 2016 07:38 PM (+4mdw)
Detroit and East St. Louis.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2016 07:38 PM (Yzubb)
No, wait everyone's text is black. I got nothing.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 07:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 07:37 PM (W0RfD)
So Californicate the rest of the country? Ugh.
Though, I hear snowing weather does wonders for longer term thinking ...
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 07:39 PM (uURQL)
http://tinyurl.com/jj32xtd
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:26 PM (TOk1P)
Why is that one kid humping a telephone pole!!!
Posted by: Lea at January 27, 2016 07:39 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Reverso at January 27, 2016 07:39 PM (Y8P5w)
Posted by: Butterfly McQeen at January 27, 2016 07:39 PM (ZpVQX)
Jeebus.
I guess my Southern ass is an oddity. One of son's best friends brought his lovely black wife to his birfday party. We are friends with a number of black folks, and many are conservative. One of our friends is a cousin of Clarence Thomas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 07:39 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 27, 2016 07:39 PM (L7t0A)
Went to a predominantly black college in Florida I think?
Anyway, I asked him "Why? You could go anywhere."
He said "I don't want people wondering if I got in because I'm black. I want them to know I got where I got because I'm smart."
Last I ran into him he was a Resident at a High power Medical school near me. Surgery Maybe? Oncology? Either way he's done good for himself.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at January 27, 2016 07:39 PM (tM4uk)
The leftists would move out of their leftist enclaves and be forced to confront people outside of their bubbles. Plus diluting the leftist strangleholds would put more districts in play.
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 07:40 PM (+4mdw)
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That's TV. Oksers are for movies.
Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2016 07:40 PM (Wt4BP)
I found Waldo. Why does he have his dick in his hand?
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2016 07:37 PM (BO/km)
Pretty awful, isn't it? Yes, that was the box of cereal I poured my son's breakfast from this morning.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:40 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 27, 2016 07:40 PM (0LHZx)
That could work.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 07:37 PM (s5o+q)
But will Guam tip over and capsize?
Posted by: Hank Johnson at January 27, 2016 07:40 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 07:41 PM (hk3Fb)
The left tends to choose who it lives with. DC is filled with people who come to DC from Ohio so they can get away from all the people they went to high school with in Ohio. So leftism is not just a political ideology, it's also a lifestyle brand. And like any lifestyle brand - Apple or Lululemon or Kate Spade bags - the appeal is exclusivity. That's why the left won't let just anybody in the club.
Posted by: bjk at January 27, 2016 07:37 PM (x2rNW)
The left is viciously, unrepentantly, unthinkingly racist.
They simply assume that darkies are incapable of succeeding on their own merits, and therefore need the helping hand of gov'm't to "equalize the opportunity" or some such shit.
I on the other hand, disagree.
This, somehow, makes ME the racist.
Go figure.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 07:41 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Rekt at January 27, 2016 07:41 PM (Pl1FV)
Jeebus.
I guess my Southern ass is an oddity. One of son's best friends brought his lovely black wife to his birfday party. We are friends with a number of black folks, and many are conservative. One of our friends is a cousin of Clarence Thomas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 07:39 PM (FsuaD)
I guess it depends on where you live. For example, there aren't that many black people in Vermont or Wyoming.
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 27, 2016 07:41 PM (L7t0A)
Ya'll have fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 07:41 PM (FsuaD)
Well I can't really count any black people as my closest bestest friends.
But I have known black people and I have black people in my classes.
I have one black student in my class now, she is very sweet.
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 07:42 PM (+4mdw)
But he tans really well in the summer.
And, I forgot about the Laurengate add-on (did that ever get resolved?)
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 07:42 PM (OGwwE)
http://tinyurl.com/jj32xtd
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:26 PM (TOk1P)
Why is that one kid humping a telephone pole!!!
Posted by: Lea at January 27, 2016 07:39 PM (vmMMi)
I believe that is not a kid, but a telephone repairman, closely monitoring this orgy from his perch.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:42 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Jess at January 27, 2016 07:37 PM (8olbK)
You misspelled 'racist bigot'
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 27, 2016 07:42 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: bjk at January 27, 2016 07:37 PM (x2rNW)
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It's different on the west coast. Go to an upscale nabe in Seattle or San Francisco and you'll see a very diverse crowd. Although the diversity is in Asian/Indian/White. not so much blacks/hispanics.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 27, 2016 07:42 PM (0LHZx)
Die like English Patient! Long, slow, boring death!
Posted by: Kahn Souphanousinphone at January 27, 2016 07:42 PM (7qAYi)
Whether you "know" them or not, you have black friends...
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 07:32 PM (OGwwE)<<<
WHAT?!?! That's it... I'm out of here.
Posted by: the blind black KKK guy from Chappelle Show at January 27, 2016 07:43 PM (H9MG5)
The leftists would move out of their leftist
enclaves and be forced to confront people outside of their bubbles. Plus
diluting the leftist strangleholds would put more districts in play.
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 07:40 PM (+4mdw)
Interesting thought experiment, for sure.
But "A Leftist for Every Household!" is not a winning electoral strategy. Next thing you know they're pooping on your car and waving #Occupy signs and down-twinkling your suggestion that they take a shower and get a job.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 07:43 PM (uURQL)
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That's TV. Oksers are for movies.
Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2016 07:40 PM (Wt4BP)
No, not the Oksers. Limiting to just movies is rayciss.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:43 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Movies! at January 27, 2016 07:43 PM (Y8P5w)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 07:33 PM (uURQL)
Give him time . . . maybe he's going to put them out in the middle of the Pacific.
That could work.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 07:37 PM (s5o+q)
Canada would be a fair trade for Cruz.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 27, 2016 07:43 PM (T78UI)
SELF-CONFESSED CHILD MOLESTER Lena Dunham: Hollywood Should Have More Minorities Like My Own Show Doesn't
Posted by: harbqll at January 27, 2016 07:43 PM (k7D+q)
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2016 07:44 PM (BO/km)
But "A Leftist for Every Household!" is not a winning electoral strategy. Next thing you know they're pooping on your car and waving #Occupy signs and down-twinkling your suggestion that they take a shower and get a job.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 07:43 PM (uURQL)
Sort of like "a chicken in every pot" but much stringier, and not nearly as tasty?
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 07:44 PM (s5o+q)
Joseph Fiennes to Play Michael Jackson in 9/11 Road Trip Comedy
( he's white, in case you're wondering )
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 07:44 PM (W0RfD)
and down-twinkling your suggestion that they take a shower and get a
job.
yeah there are a few downsides...
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 07:44 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo
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In Seattle and Frisco, it's all about gay. Gay first, race second.
Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2016 07:45 PM (Wt4BP)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 27, 2016 07:45 PM (L7t0A)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 27, 2016 07:45 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 07:45 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 27, 2016 07:45 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 07:44 PM (s5o+q)
******
That's the ones that are free range. Incredibly rare.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 27, 2016 07:45 PM (2FICM)
I would imagine it is. Sometimes.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:45 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2016 07:37 PM
Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Posted by: Billy Joel at January 27, 2016 07:45 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 27, 2016 07:45 PM (L7t0A)
*****
To an extent, yes.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 27, 2016 07:46 PM (2FICM)
They were giving it the old arab try in Milwaukee until they tried to buy weapons from the FBI.
Posted by: Aviator at January 27, 2016 07:47 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 27, 2016 07:47 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 07:47 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commenter of equal or greater value at January 27, 2016 07:47 PM (rwI+c)
Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
-B Billingsly
Posted by: rickb223 at January 27, 2016 07:47 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 07:48 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Shit Sigmund Freud said at January 27, 2016 07:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: freaked at January 27, 2016 07:44 PM (BO/km)
To be honest, I wasn't entirely sure the girl being blasted by the milky load was indeed, a girl. Probably is, but these days youneverknow.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:48 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 27, 2016 07:48 PM (msVAP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 07:39 PM (FsuaD)
Half my coworkers are black. Including my boss who I talk to all day long. racial makeup of friends tends to depend on environment. Had a lot of Asian friends in dc (why does my iPhone want to change dc to school?? Weird)
Posted by: Lea at January 27, 2016 07:48 PM (vmMMi)
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I LOVE that skit. And the one where he's a butler (?) for the Niqqar family. Chappelle pulled absolutely zero punches.
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 07:49 PM (OGwwE)
so they sell trendy yoga pants? huh
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 07:48 PM (+4mdw)
Occasionally, they're even worn by the kind of woman you'd want to see wearing them.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 27, 2016 07:49 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 27, 2016 07:49 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 27, 2016 07:41
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Yeah, This. It took me about 2 months to see a black person after I moved to CO. There just aren't any around here.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 07:49 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Supafreaked at January 27, 2016 07:50 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: GT 5.0 at January 27, 2016 07:50 PM (BtHgT)
Ace is right, of course, that Hollywood has long exempted itself from the rules it wants to impose on everybody else. In my very short time in L.A., I was appalled by how blatantly racist and sexist the industry was. Mind you, this isn't coming from somebody who's a prissy PC scold. If somebody like me was saying, "damn, that's some racist/sexist shit right there," I can only imagine how the industry must look to a committed SJW nutjob.
I'd note that it's also far, far worse behind the scenes. I imagine it would be quite hilarious right now to get a peek behind the curtain and see all the different ways that the influx of kids marinated in SJW-think is driving industry veterans out of their minds.
"Don't these kids understand that these rules aren't supposed to apply to *US*?" they're probably muttering. "What the hell is wrong with them?"
Posted by: Ex-liberal at January 27, 2016 07:50 PM (R1mDg)
"d" is next to "s" on a keyboard, and a common typo for school is apparently dchool.
Basically your dumb smartphone thinks you're dumb. Don't take it personally.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 07:50 PM (uURQL)
Passport? check.
Money? Check (enuf to get to Switzerland, anyway)
Airline ticket? You betcha.
I'm catching that last departing Havana to Miami Pan American flight myself.
Sincerely,
Wendy Tyme-Comes
Posted by: mnw (fair and ballast) at January 27, 2016 07:51 PM (NiHAc)
talk to all day long. racial makeup of friends tends to depend on
environment. Had a lot of Asian friends in dc (why does my iPhone want
to change dc to school?? Weird)
Posted by: Lea at January 27, 2016 07:48 PM (vmMMi)
My place of employment is a veritable rainbow, and there are more than a few circumstances when I am, in my white maleness, the extreme minority.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:51 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 27, 2016 07:41
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Yeah, This. It took me about 2 months to see a black person after I moved to CO. There just aren't any around here.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 07:49 PM (2x3L+)
It just proves you're a racist for moving somewhere without a lot of black people.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 27, 2016 07:51 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Irving Washington at January 27, 2016 07:52 PM (MD494)
Posted by: Irving Washington
Unions.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 07:53 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 07:53 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 07:49 PM (2x3L+)
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Not Denver I assume? Cuz there's plenty of bruthas and sistahs there. It's the same everywhere outside the South...cities are diverse, rural areas not so much.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 27, 2016 07:53 PM (0LHZx)
That's how they got so popular, I thought.
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 07:53 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 07:42 PM
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I was just kidding. So, you tan well, huh?
And no, as far as I know the Lauren-nic-stealer just disappeared. That may have been partially my fault but mostly Buzzions.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 07:53 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2016 07:53 PM (NOIQH)
Some areas don't have many blacks, so it doesn't come up. In my home town we had 2 black kids in school. Two. More now, but still not many in Oregon. I don't blame em, the Klan was huge here about 60 years ago. Things have changed a lot but old hurts last a long time.
People from the south are used to being around blacks; there's tons of em there. Its like Hispanics here in Oregon, everyone has friends with a pinata at their birthday.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 07:54 PM (39g3+)
Isn't the South more integrated than the North?
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 27, 2016 07:45 PM (L7t0A)
Do doubt in housing. Yankees live in segregated suburbs, think Chatham, NJ which won't even show a house to a Black. Summit, NJ same. Rye, NY. Scarsdale, NY
In the cities of the South Blacks live close to whites, not miles apart. Blacks are 30% of the city, you work with them everyday. Not so much up North.
Yankees commute to NYC, go to their tower work, leave, go to their segregated suburb, return. The only Blacks they interact with are helpers they hire or see in the subway/
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 27, 2016 07:54 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 07:49 PM (OGwwE)<<<
**pokes head around corner**
Milkman.
Posted by: Clifton, the milkman at January 27, 2016 07:54 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 07:53 PM (2x3L+)
No one likes seeing a ghost fap all over your walls.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 07:54 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 07:55 PM (+4mdw)
That's how they got so popular, I thought.
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 07:53 PM (OGwwE)
First time I ever heard of them a group of younger females were talking about how expensive things were. That odd embarrassed/proud way they talk about overpaying for crep that if they bought it at Target wouldn't really be any different. Except the label.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:55 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: jewells45 at January 27, 2016 07:55 PM (CNHr1)
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Nope, not Denver. Northern Colorado, very near the Wyoming border. There are no black people in Wyoming either but that's mostly because there aren't many people in Wyoming to begin with. When I lived in TX, I had a lot of black friends and worked with a lot.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 07:56 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: no good deed at January 27, 2016 07:56 PM (GgxVX)
I worked for a company that was opening a new plant in California. We had a large company wide meeting (mostly to assure people that they were not shuttering the Louisville plant in order to open the new one.) One of the guys who worked there, who was black, asked the owner during the meeting "There a lot of Mexicans out there?" The owner was pretty nonplussed. Tried to move on and the guy asked again and everyone broke out laughing.
So six months later I was in California at the new plant. It was the night shift and a lot of us smoked. Me and a couple of guys walked out to the area set aside for smoking and smoked a couple of cigarettes. One of the other employees (who was from California) walked up to us and stared talking. The other two guys left (one of whom was black) and I was left with the guy from out there (who was hispanic.)
He waited until they had gone back inside and then he asked me "So you all are all from Kentucky?" I said we were. Then he asked "There a lot of black people there?"
I busted out laughing. He did not get the joke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2016 07:58 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 07:58 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2016 07:58 PM (hmbKk)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 07:49 PM (2x3
It's funny, when I went to college I had people Massachusetts start lecturing me about race (because southern) and then they'd tell me about the one black person at their school who was bussed in from an hour away lol. I was like, you know my high school was pretty much half black right? People think they know everything because of Hollywood. Stupid.
Posted by: Lea at January 27, 2016 07:58 PM (vmMMi)
But I really want to dish about the decline and fall of the Clinton empire.
Posted by: iforgot at January 27, 2016 07:58 PM (YOxw1)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at January 27, 2016 07:59 PM (8ZskC)
The U.S. riverine boats had the right to pass expeditiously through Irans territorial waters under the right of innocent passage without being boarded and arrested so long as they werent engaged in a military operation such as spying. Pentagon officials have said the riverine boat crews mistakenly entered Irans waters in the Persian Gulf due to a navigation error while en route to a refueling.
Iran did not have the legal standing to arrest the sailors at gunpoint and that demands a U.S. response, said one expert.
This should be very concerning for the Navy community, said James Kraska, a maritime law expert at the U.S. Naval War College. . This says that U.S. vessels dont have innocent passage and that their sovereign immunity is not respected.
Ah Fredo and Kerry don't care... they are out to fuck America anyway
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 27, 2016 07:59 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 27, 2016 07:59 PM (M8nKu)
Yeah, depends where in CO. But even if blacks are scarce, there's bound to be Hispanics and people of other ethnicities. My HS had a lot of SE Asian immigrants, but maybe 6 blacks out of 2000+ students..
Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2016 07:59 PM (NOIQH)
Just thought I'd address the thread subject directly, for once.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 07:59 PM (s5o+q)
I used to drive my sports car to basketball games.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 27, 2016 08:00 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 27, 2016 08:00 PM (0LHZx)
People tend to associate with like minded people,
that have things in common.
I don't "know" anyone this blog, and don't really give a shit regarding ethnicity, religion, etc.
This place is a good place to learn and laugh.
Posted by: seamrog at January 27, 2016 08:00 PM (8A50J)
Posted by: jewells45
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And if they don't make such movies, then we're "ignoring history."
Can't win for losin'.
Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2016 08:01 PM (Wt4BP)
Posted by: seamrog at January 27, 2016 08:00 PM (8A50J)
The laughing part has been a bit hard to come by lately, but . . . yeah.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:01 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at January 27, 2016 08:01 PM (msVAP)
Oh they got a response all right.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 08:01 PM (FkBIv)
Look, progressives rules are dumb. we hate them. they don't work. So our inclination is to allow as many people as possible to be exempt from the rules. Progressives use this fact against us.
I think the next president would be wise to eliminate all exceptions to Obamacare - starting with luxury taxes, medical device taxes, and union exemptions.
Posted by: George Orwell's Ghost at January 27, 2016 08:01 PM (VPvxh)
Oh they got a response all right.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 08:01 PM (FkBIv)
Yeah 150 billion of them
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 27, 2016 08:02 PM (DUoqb)
I now demand they destroy all of the French Quarter because it was the French and Spanish who first brought slaves to the Louisiana Territory.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2016 08:02 PM (hmbKk)
Posted by: Max Power at January 27, 2016
not trying to be a wise-ass, but what are "slow cooker wings"? And how do they differ from regular wings?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 27, 2016 08:02 PM (dBmVV)
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I totally get that. We had 2 African visiting priests at my parish and all the rich, white old liberals treated them like museum pieces and a long desired opportunity to make up for their whiteness and richness by fawning all over them like it was their one shot in life to make up for their white guilt.
It was embarrassing.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 08:03 PM (2x3L+)
I've seen the photos of both of them, side-by-side. Jackson was paler than Fiennes from shortly after Off The Wall until the day he died.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 27, 2016 08:04 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:04 PM (39g3+)
Wyoming border. There are no black people in Wyoming either but that's
mostly because there aren't many people in Wyoming to begin with. When
I lived in TX, I had a lot of black friends and worked with a lot.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 07:56 PM (2x3L+)
Blacks in WY make up a whooping 1.6% of the population, a total of 4,748 in the entire state.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 27, 2016 08:04 PM (jJRIy)
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It was all theater, and theater is rarely legally accurate.
Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2016 08:05 PM (Wt4BP)
Posted by: Margaret Cho at January 27, 2016 08:05 PM (M8nKu)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:04 PM (39g3+)
Say what?
Posted by: NBA at January 27, 2016 08:05 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 27, 2016 08:05 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at January 27, 2016 08:02 PM (dBmVV)
The fast ones are just too nimble to catch.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 08:05 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:04 PM (39g3+)
While we're tilting at windmills ....
What's the percentage of homosexuals in the general population? Inquiring minds want to know?
Must be somewhere around 20%, given the vast media attention lavished upon the GLBT agenda, yes?
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:06 PM (s5o+q)
Blacks are so dominant in culture, music, film, etc that hey get the
impression that they're everywhere.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:04 PM (39g3+)
Word.
Posted by: Gays at January 27, 2016 08:06 PM (OiH3z)
The Oscars became irrelevant to the average movie goer/viewer decades ago. Now they will become less than shit. I actually use Oscar winning as a criteria. If one has been nominated it generally means it ain't worth a shit. If it wins it means avoid at all costs.
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 27, 2016 07:02 PM (t2KH5)
By the same token, I could almost always depend on a Roger Ebert movie review. The vast majority of the time, if he liked a film, the reality was that it was nearly unwatchable, jaw-droppingly bad.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 27, 2016 08:06 PM (o98Jz)
They either need to allow men to compete in best actreess/supporting actress (and vice versa) if they identify as female, or...portray a female, or transgender. Or just combine them since men and women are not different, and need to be judged equally.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2016 08:07 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2016 08:08 PM (hmbKk)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Roger Ebert and jaw-dropping. Ouch.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 08:08 PM (FkBIv)
What's the percentage of homosexuals in the general population? Inquiring minds want to know?
Exactly, but that's easy to trace. In the acting community, homosexuals are incredibly overrepresented. Massively (also in academia - many times more than population). Also in writing. So writers working in entertainment write what they know and who they are familiar with, which means homosexuals are insanely over-represented.
Instead of being 1-3% of the population, they're about 30%, and always the wisest, best dressed, funniest, most noble people.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2016 08:09 PM (b99VK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2016 08:08 PM (hmbKk)
367 By the same token, I could almost always depend on a Roger Ebert movie review. The vast majority of the time, if he liked a film, the reality was that it was nearly unwatchable, jaw-droppingly bad.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Roger Ebert and jaw-dropping. Ouch.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 08:08 PM (FkBIv)
I think we have a quorum for an AoSHQ Style Manual Violation here.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:09 PM (s5o+q)
No kidding, he always loved the crappiest movies!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2016 08:09 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:04 PM
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This is so true. I read a piece where people were polled and asked what percentage of people are black and gay and the average person answered btwn 40-50%.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 08:09 PM (gPTe0)
Heh. I did the same thing with a local film critic's reviews. If he shat all over an action or sci-fi film I knew it was going to be a must-see for me. If he was over the moon about a film, I knew it was going to be pretentious bullshit involving gay cowboys and pudding.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 27, 2016 08:09 PM (kpqmD)
Not to be too nosey, but when did you graduate and how much has that demographic changed in that time?
Posted by: Golfman at January 27, 2016 08:09 PM (48QDY)
366 Wait a minute... 'jaw-droppingly' and Ebert in the same paragraph..
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 27, 2016 08:08 PM (hmbKk)
367 By the same token, I could almost always depend on a Roger Ebert movie review. The vast majority of the time, if he liked a film, the reality was that it was nearly unwatchable, jaw-droppingly bad.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Roger Ebert and jaw-dropping. Ouch.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 08:08 PM (FkBIv)
*bows theatrically*
Thought it was the right time to bring back one of my favorite mean-spirited, assholeish jokes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 27, 2016 08:10 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: totally original Amy Schumer at January 27, 2016 08:10 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 27, 2016 08:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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OK. I'm going to hell, but I laughed at that. AP, owes me a big Sip of bourbon.
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 08:11 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:04 PM (39g3+)
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It's 13% over all. But in some parts of the country it's 30, 40, 50%. Most TV shows/movies take place in a city, usually NY or LA or Chicago. And in those 3 cities, blacks make up a significant portion of the population.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 27, 2016 08:11 PM (0LHZx)
To get to the other side!
Posted by: Original Comic Amy Schumer at January 27, 2016 08:11 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 08:11 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2016 08:12 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at January 27, 2016 08:12 PM (kpqmD)
It was embarrassing.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 08:03 PM (2x3L+)
That's how I feel about the fawning over Alek Wek, the decidedly unattractive Sudanese model, and Lupita Nyongo, who is cute but not all that. It makes me feel insulted, as if there are no truly attractive Africans and they just have to meet you with the ones that come along occasionally.
When Alek Wek was on Oprah's show, Oprah acted like she wasn't even there and just continued gushing over her in a very patronizing way. It's not like Alek couldn't speak English. She's very well-spoken with a kind of British accent. But Oprah just treated her like an artifact.
It was quite disgusting.
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 27, 2016 08:12 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2016 08:12 PM (qUNWi)
And Ebert was a pretentious commie prick, so fuck him sideways with a pineapple.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 27, 2016 08:13 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at January 27, 2016 08:12 PM (kpqmD)
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Wasn't he though?
Posted by: Amy Shumer at January 27, 2016 08:13 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:13 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Carlos Mencia
Poached it before Amy Schumer!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2016 08:13 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:04 PM (39g3+)
I've read that foreigners think the black population in America is much higher than it really is.
Come to think of it, thanks to Hollyweird, many Americans think the gay and trans population is much higher than it really is.
Funny, that.
Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2016 08:13 PM (sdi6R)
I imagine that there are many, many, many men in Hollywood of Cosby's generation and a little younger who have far worse skeletons in their closets. The implied message being: Don't wander off the reservation like Mr. Jell-O Pudding Pop there, or you'll see it all dumped in front of the public.
Posted by: Ex-liberal at January 27, 2016 08:13 PM (R1mDg)
Exactly, and in those entertainment centers, they make products representing what they know rather than representing reality or all of America. So its very unrepresentative of the country.
Its as bad as 1950s movies that showed Detroit with only white people in the film. For much the same kind of reason: core racial presumptions that do not match reality.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 27, 2016 08:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 27, 2016 08:11 PM (0LHZx)
And few people are as insular and parochial as the urban well-to-do. They think they know everything, because they live in big cities.
They are astonishingly clueless about how the world really works.
A couple of weeks, living in the slums of Cairo might . . . just MIGHT begin to open their eyes. But I wouldn't bet on it.
There is none so blind as he who will not see.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:14 PM (s5o+q)
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The fuck?
Posted by: Amy Shumer at January 27, 2016 08:14 PM (0LHZx)
But why is the Panthers quarterback judged so harshly? Many of his critics might say its because of Newtons in game celebrations, including his Superman poses and dabbing.
Newton isnt so sure. On Wednesday, he said part of the reason might have to do with race.
Im an African American quarterback that may scare a lot of people because they havent seen nothing they can compare me to, he told reporters during his weekly media session at Bank of America Stadium.
A) I guess you novice before he went to shit
B) fuck you, I never cared about your color until now
c) I guess I'm rooting for Denver and the White QB
Posted by: NBA at January 27, 2016 08:14 PM (DUoqb)
Oh they got a response all right.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 08:01 PM (FkBIv)
Yeah 150 billion of them
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 27, 2016 08:02 PM (DUoqb)
And profuse thanks from Jean Francois Kerry.
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 27, 2016 08:14 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: NBA at January 27, 2016 08:14 PM (DUoqb)
allegations I've seen surrounding Cosby sound like pretty small beer.
Consider that the same people turning on Cosby defend Roman Polanski.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 27, 2016 08:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 27, 2016 08:15 PM (M8nKu)
Not to be too nosey, but when did you graduate and how much has that demographic changed in that time?
Posted by: Golfman at January 27, 2016 08:09 PM (48QDY)
2001. I think it's gotten whiter since then. Our town was basically a bedroom community for people working in the ski and service industries, with some leftover ranching families, but prices have risen enough to drive the middle class further down valley. Plus, the oil fields probably drew off others as well.
Posted by: Gays at January 27, 2016 08:15 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 27, 2016 08:16 PM (bZ7mE)
I loved the Bush line: soft bigotry of low expectations. Its a sort of condescending arrogance that assumes no better out of a group and cheers them for less than they'd expect out of others. And almost always the people doing so aren't even aware of what they're doing. Its like how you cheer your little kid for their crappy scrawl - you don't expect any better out of a 6 year old, its good, for them.
That's the attitude some have toward some groups, and they do it in the name of being diverse and non racist, amazingly enough.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: DaveA at January 27, 2016 08:16 PM (DL2i+)
diverse crowd. Although the diversity is in Asian/Indian/White. not so
much blacks/hispanics."
The black population of SF has plummeted over the last two decades.
Want to absolutely gobsmack a white liberal around here? Ask when they personally are going to move elsewhere to help keep SF affordable for blacks to live in the city.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 27, 2016 08:16 PM (noWW6)
I'd say there are far worse skeletons in the current crop- forget just the guys from the Cosby era. Some of the stories about child stars are pretty frickin horrific.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2016 08:16 PM (iHjB5)
Weasel Zippers
What a load of horse crap
And here we sit fighting about Trump and Cruz?
Shit
Posted by: NBA at January 27, 2016 08:16 PM (DUoqb)
Give me Tyra Banks any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 27, 2016 08:16 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
Here's how it currently works: Both men and women are now called "actors." The word "actress" is no longer used. Women get purple-faced angry if you call them "actresses"... unless you're handing them an Oscar. Then it's suddenly OK.
What? Leftist hypocrisy? NO SUCH THING!
Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2016 08:16 PM (Wt4BP)
I told these and other stories to people when I lived in NYC who thought I was a racist redneck just because I was from Louisiana. They never realized they were so more racist than anything I ever saw in Louisiana.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 27, 2016 08:17 PM (MNgU2)
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I'm so immature. I think the sock failures here are so funny
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 08:17 PM (gPTe0)
Bless your heart cam! I just want to root SEC, so stop saying things and win the game kay?
Posted by: Lea at January 27, 2016 08:17 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 27, 2016 08:18 PM (0LHZx)
Yeah, for the time and his acting culture, pretty standard and not at all unexpected by the girls or anyone else then. But ever since the Cosby show where he demonstrated to black America they didn't have to be gang banging ghetto thugs and to white people that there are actually wealthy and middle class blacks, the left have hated him. And he kept going off about responsibility and so on, and they needed to stop him from getting another TV show. So...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:18 PM (39g3+)
generation and a little younger who have far worse skeletons in their
closets.
Yeah, like Roman Polanski, Bryan Singer, and all the child predators at Nick and Disney channels (and whoever it was that was passing around Corey Haim and Corey Feldman like party favors). Hollywood is a seedy, creepy place where a lot a abuse and depravity takes place. Always amazes me they have the nerve to lecture *us* about anything.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2016 08:19 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at January 27, 2016 08:19 PM (yq2eR)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 27, 2016 08:19 PM (OiH3z)
Now I look at it like the old Miller Lite ads.
TASTES GREAT !!!! vs LESS FILLING !!!!
a lot of arguing over a watery beer.
Posted by: seamrog at January 27, 2016 08:19 PM (8A50J)
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2016 08:12 PM (qUNWi)
Fuck "white guilt."
The only thing whites have to be guilty about is that our ancestors of melanin-deficient European extraction did not do a good enough job of transmitting the European Reformation values of hard work, piety, and humility to the rest of the world before the degenerate philosophies of Rosseau and Marx infected the West.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:19 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2016 08:19 PM (qUNWi)
Im an African American quarterback that may scare a lot of people because they havent seen nothing they can compare me to, he told reporters during his weekly media session at Bank of America Stadium.
Is he unaware that black QB Russell Wilson won a Superbowl within, like, the last two years?
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 08:20 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at January 27, 2016 08:20 PM (ixHcm)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 08:20 PM (7qAYi)
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Wilson isn't "black" black.
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 27, 2016 08:21 PM (0LHZx)
And in commercials telling us to visit the forest.
Drilling down. 14% of 330 million. 50 million.
Half are male. Half are female. 25 mill.
77% of offspring are born to unwed mothers.
Down to 6 mill. 2% of the gen pop.
Why all the visit the forest commercials with happy AA families?
Posted by: Golfman at January 27, 2016 08:21 PM (48QDY)
a lot of arguing over a watery beer.
Posted by: seamrog at January 27, 2016 08:19 PM
Amen. We all know it was less filling.
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 08:21 PM (7qAYi)
You just described every college recruitment poster, ever. Except too many white people.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:21 PM (39g3+)
If they're going to go all SJW on the rest of us, then they need to live by their own rules.
Posted by: chique testing testing at January 27, 2016 08:21 PM (mBYZv)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 08:20 PM (7qAYi)
Well Wilson is not really Black Black
Posted by: NBA at January 27, 2016 08:21 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2016 08:19 PM (qUNWi)
Well, it involves Lena Dunham, so . . . yeah.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:22 PM (s5o+q)
If I ran the zoo, a bunch of Silicon Valley CEOs with long histories of donating money to Democrats obsessed with "diversity", while themselves running firms with very low black and Hispanic headcount, would get a visit from the EEOC.
Said visit indicating that they had six months to make their company "look like America" proportionally, at all levels from entry hiring to the board of directors, or else the tactical nuclear consent decrees were going to go on final countdown.
Strong letter to follow. This is what they claim to want for everyone? Give it to _them_ first. Good and hard.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 27, 2016 08:22 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 27, 2016 08:22 PM (0LHZx)
Is he unaware that black QB Russell Wilson won a Superbowl within, like, the last two years?
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 08:20 PM (7qAYi)
the Victim Mentality is a reality-free zone.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:23 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Monsieur Moo Moo at January 27, 2016 08:24 PM (0LHZx)
You just described every college recruitment poster, ever. Except too many white people.
And every show produced by the BBC in the past 15 years.
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 08:24 PM (7qAYi)
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i only read the reviews and never watch the movie.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 27, 2016 08:24 PM (Cq0oW)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 08:24 PM (hk3Fb)
Oh, and don't get them started on whether or not it's OK for an actor to portray a transgendered character. It's the new "cultural appropriation."
Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2016 08:24 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 08:21 PM (7qAYi)
Tell that to my bladder.
I'll be right back . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:24 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:24 PM (+4mdw)
Pointless stuff is what we do best.
Don't forget to wipe your butt!
Brought to you by:
Posted by: The Ad Council at January 27, 2016 08:24 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:24 PM (+4mdw)
Abe Vigoda.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 27, 2016 08:25 PM (OiH3z)
This is kind of like all the whining that some scientific fields have
too few women. Like there's a checklist, a quota of every job: at least
51% women. There's never too many women on a job. But always can be too few.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:23 PM (39g3+)
majority of chemists and biologists graduating now are women...
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:25 PM (+4mdw)
fact, he might be more criticized than any other player in todays NFL.
But why is the Panthers quarterback judged so harshly? Many of his
critics might say its because of Newtons in game celebrations,
including his Superman poses and dabbing.
Newton isnt so sure. On Wednesday, he said part of the reason might have to do with race.<<<
Yeah, Cam. Everybody hates Teddy Bridgewater because of his color.
Wait... no they don't.
And he's not a cocky, showboat either... so don't think anyone really has a problem with him.
Except maybe Matt Cassel.
Posted by: man this Super Bowl is gonna suck at January 27, 2016 08:26 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:25 PM (+4mdw)
Majority of college students are now women.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:26 PM (s5o+q)
Come to think of it, thanks to Hollyweird, many Americans think the gay and trans population is much higher than it really is.
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imagine what they think the percentage of porn actresses is.
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 27, 2016 08:26 PM (Cq0oW)
scare a lot of people because they havent seen nothing they can compare
me to, he told reporters during his weekly media session at Bank of
America Stadium.
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Bless your heart cam! I just want to root SEC, so stop saying things and win the game kay?
Posted by: Lea at January 27, 2016 08:17 PM (vmMMi)
Why does Cam do so many commercials these days?
He had to take a pay cut when he went from kollej to the pros.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 08:26 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: torquewrench
Exxxxxcept, they wouldn't bat an eye before decamping for europe.
Likewise, H-wood is a dying thing. All of the money is coming from overseas. The industry is going to be globally dispersed in the next 10 to 15.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 08:26 PM (W0RfD)
Don't forget to wipe your butt!
Brought to you by:
Posted by: The Ad Council
Buzzed driving is drunk driving.
You could learn a lot from a dummy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 08:27 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:25 PM (+4mdw)
Are they interested in the field, or are they trying to prep for medical/pharmacy/nursing?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 27, 2016 08:27 PM (OiH3z)
Yeah and much of it is YOUR fault you ignorant self righteous asshole.. And i can't believe they invited that dick to speak. Sigh
Posted by: NBA at January 27, 2016 08:27 PM (DUoqb)
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I know, right? When I was in L.A. people used to constantly assume, because of my accent, that I was some raging bigot who couldn't stand black people. The foreigners unfamiliar with U.S. culture were the worst. Thanks to Hollywood, they genuinely believed that everybody from the South was a closet KKK member itching to lynch every black person in sight. They were shocked that I didn't immediately insult every black person I came in contact with.
Posted by: Ex-liberal at January 27, 2016 08:27 PM (R1mDg)
Posted by: lena dunham at January 27, 2016 08:27 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Motown Mope- well
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That's why I have MY job. I eliminate any confusion.
Posted by: Diana Moon Glampers, Handicapper General at January 27, 2016 08:27 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Martin Luther King, jr. at January 27, 2016 08:28 PM (M8nKu)
Posted by: Lizzy
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And, of course, they've just made that flick about the Catholic church sex scandals.
Are they going to do such a movie about pedophilia in Hollywood?
Posted by: RKae at January 27, 2016 08:28 PM (Wt4BP)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 08:28 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 27, 2016 08:26 PM (Cq0oW)
In the future, everyone will be in a gangbang for 15 minutes.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 27, 2016 08:28 PM (OiH3z)
CHASER: Activists working for the Center for the Differently Abled are outrages that Raymond Burr, who was fully able to walk, was allowed to play a wheelchair-bound paraplegic in Ironside, and that Al Pacino was cast as the lead in The Scent Of A Woman in a role that "should have gone to an actor who was legitimately blind," in the words of CDA spokesperson Lester Chumley.
Posted by: Qoheleth at January 27, 2016 08:28 PM (iIzG7)
A guy who got horrific cancer, underwent an experiment to make him able to heal from anything. the experiment failed, sort of, it made him immortal but still have cancer. The cancer destroyed his looks, but he's unkillable and crazy as a barrel of redhead women on PCP and hilarious. For a while he worked for the government, then he went off on his own.
He's a huge dorky comic book D&D type geek so he put on a costume, but he's loopy so he isn't quite the hero.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 27, 2016 08:28 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: The Illinois Enema Bandit at January 27, 2016 08:28 PM (BO/km)
Wait... no they don't.
And he's not a cocky, showboat either... so don't think anyone really has a problem with him.
Except maybe Matt Cassel.
Posted by: man this Super Bowl is gonna suck at January 27, 2016 08:26 PM (H9MG5)
Remember the last few years, when Cam played hurt all the time? Used to stumble around, get up looking like they broke 5 ribs... Then he had his little car "accident." Ever since he plays like he feels no pain.....
Hmmm.....
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 08:29 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: chemjeff
Deadpool is an R-rated anti-hero character known for being a snotty, sarcastic, wiseacre.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 08:29 PM (W0RfD)
Wait... no they don't.
And he's not a cocky, showboat either... so don't think anyone really has a problem with him.
Except maybe Matt Cassel.
Posted by: man this Super Bowl is gonna suck at January 27, 2016 08:26 PM (H9MG5)
Actually, Peyton Manning could defuse this whole shit sandwich by coming out and saying "you know, I just love everything about Cam Newton's game. He's just such a dynamic player. When I was rehabing from my foot injury, I had a chance to watch more football than I usually did, and man, that Cam Newton is really something special. I mean, he's really a unique talent."
That would be worth the price of admission, I think.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:29 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:25 PM (+4mdw)
Are they hot?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 08:29 PM (uURQL)
There's a hilarous back and forth cycle here in Commiefornia where every couple of years, white liberal environmentalists decide that there needs to be a huge public effort to bus "underprivileged" urban yoof out into the state parks.
Once that's actually happening, the white liberal environmentalists then end up watching the urban yoof trash the trails, ignore the signs, trample the plants, and chase the wildlife, and then find that the yoof have broken into every Subaru and Prius at the trailhead parking lot.
The effort gets quietly shitcanned.
Then a few years go by and a new generation of white liberal environmentalists get the "diversity" bug in their ear, and decide that the city yoof need to be introduced to the majesties of the wild forest. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 27, 2016 08:30 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Keith Richards at January 27, 2016 08:30 PM (Dwehj)
Shit SO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 27, 2016 08:28 PM (DUoqb)
Why are you socking that kind NBA fellow?
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:30 PM (+4mdw)
Yeah that's what I was going to say: most graduates period are women.
imagine what they think the percentage of porn actresses is.
Many guys from overseas think all American women are totally loose sluts that will screw anything at the drop of a hat.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:30 PM (39g3+)
And there's always the guy with the gloves with the fingertips cut off.
And the music is always nothing anyone has ever heard before.
And the grafitti says shit like "Bam" and "Nasty" and "Get Lost".
lol
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2016 08:30 PM (qUNWi)
What shit sandwich?
Because Newton opens his ignorant fat mouth, there is a shit sandwich? Fuck him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 27, 2016 08:30 PM (DUoqb)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:30 PM (+4mdw)
Imagine the possibilities...
Posted by: jihadis e'rrywhere at January 27, 2016 08:31 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Zombie African Chieftain slave-traders at January 27, 2016 08:31 PM (UcyiZ)
Remember when "age discrimination" was a thing? Good times.
Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2016 08:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 08:29 PM
So he posts on the ONT a lot, right?
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 08:32 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:32 PM (+4mdw)
"Go to an upscale nabe in Seattle or San Francisco and you'll see a very
diverse crowd. Although the diversity is in Asian/Indian/White. not so
much blacks/hispanics."
The black population of SF has plummeted over the last two decades.
Want to absolutely gobsmack a white liberal around here? Ask when they personally are going to move elsewhere to help keep SF affordable for blacks to live in the city.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 27, 2016 08:16 PM (noWW6)
SF? What's that?
Oh, you mean Frisco.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 27, 2016 08:32 PM (o98Jz)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:32 PM (+4mdw)
Nonsense.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 27, 2016 08:32 PM (Dwehj)
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Massachusetts? Isn't that where they had riots when forced busing took place?
*checks*
Yup:
‘It Was Like A War Zone’: Busing In Boston
http://preview.tinyurl.com/hvhxyor
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 08:32 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:30 PM (+4mdw)
Mildly cute?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 08:32 PM (uURQL)
What shit sandwich?
Because Newton opens his ignorant fat mouth, there is a shit sandwich? Fuck him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 27, 2016 08:30 PM (DUoqb)
You know what I mean.
ESPN, especially, is going to run with this whole racist angle and pump it for all it's worth. It's what they do.
Assholes.
SMOD, if he/she/it actually exists, should target Bristol, CT as one of the centers of all which is evil and unholy on Earth.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:32 PM (s5o+q)
Less gang than troupe of choreographers.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 27, 2016 08:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Josephistan
Indubitably, my good man.
*non-existent pipe*
Posted by: jihadis e'rrywhere at January 27, 2016 08:33 PM (W0RfD)
Lets just say he'd fit in well here. He breaks the 3rd wall a lot. Its hard to say that's because he's insane or because he knows he's in a comic book.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 27, 2016 08:33 PM (dFi94)
Many guys from overseas think all American women are totally loose sluts that will screw anything at the drop of a hat.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:30 PM (39g3+)
As we've seen, the Muslim "refugees" certainly think that about European women.
Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2016 08:33 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:32 PM (s5o+q)
Now THAT I 100% agree with
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 27, 2016 08:33 PM (DUoqb)
http://landingsbirdcam.com/
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 08:34 PM (FsuaD)
"I am the greatest" routine.
Better hope Denver doesn't have a Joe Frazier left hook.
Posted by: seamrog at January 27, 2016 08:34 PM (8A50J)
College girls have that young thing going for them, so yeah. Until you get to know them, then you find out what a bunch of warped SJW harpies they mostly are. Some are sweethearts though. At least that's the impression I get.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Something That Would Have Astonished MLK at January 27, 2016 08:35 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Bob Hope from the Crypt at January 27, 2016 06:41 PM (FY5/z)
Phyllis Diller was actually pretty cute when she wasn't made up for her character. Friend of mine met her at a car race in Seattle. She was a big race fan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2016 08:36 PM (Z8fuk)
"I am the greatest" routine.
Better hope Denver doesn't have a Joe Frazier left hook.
Posted by: seamrog at January 27, 2016 08:34 PM (8A50J)
I have the sneaking feeling that Carolina is going to run into a buzzsaw that they never even suspected might exist.
It will be GLORIOUS.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:36 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at January 27, 2016 08:36 PM (M8nKu)
"I am the greatest" routine.
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If he doesn't dodge the draft, then he's nothing to me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 08:36 PM (n22zQ)
well I have yet to see 13 hours, so....
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:32 PM (+4mdw)
You go see it ASAP, dammit. You will leave with a white hot hatred of Hildebeast and her master, Barry/Valjar, and you will question how ANYONE could have ordered "stand down" three fucking times.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 08:37 PM (FsuaD)
Assholes.
SMOD, if he/she/it actually exists, should target Bristol, CT as one of the centers of all which is evil and unholy on Earth.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:32 PM (s5o+q)<<<
That's it! It's time for you to get a morality lesson from our esteemed commentator, Ray Lewis!
Posted by: E!SPN at January 27, 2016 08:37 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 08:32 PM (7qAYi)
Or is it the morning thread? Is he a Trump supporter?
Posted by: Golfman at January 27, 2016 08:37 PM (48QDY)
Check out the trailers on youtube. The movie does not look too bad. Of course, the trailers might have every good joke in the movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2016 08:37 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Fig Newton at January 27, 2016 08:38 PM (Dwehj)
Not many teams can say that.
Carolina is tough but that Denver D isn't going to get blown out by anyone.
Posted by: eleven at January 27, 2016 08:38 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Yip & 2 corinthians not named Megyn at January 27, 2016 08:38 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: E!SPN at January 27, 2016 08:37 PM (H9MG5)
Killed anybody lately, Ray?
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:38 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Golfman at January 27, 2016 08:37 PM (48QDY)
Deadpool 2008, obviously.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 08:38 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: BET Awards at January 27, 2016 08:38 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:39 PM (39g3+)
Mildly cute?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 08:32 PM (uURQL)
depends on how low your standards are....
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:39 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 27, 2016 08:39 PM (oVJmc)
So *that's* why you hang out on the AoSHQ debating Trump ...
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 08:40 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:40 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 27, 2016 08:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Yip & 2 corinthians not named Megyn at January 27, 2016 08:40 PM (e7T6D)
wellllll, it's also because I value not getting fired....
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:41 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 08:41 PM (gPTe0)
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Your nic makes me laugh.
Posted by: grammie winger, sign of The Time at January 27, 2016 08:41 PM (dFi94)
"I am the greatest" routine.
Better hope Denver doesn't have a Joe Frazier left hook.
Posted by: seamrog at January 27, 2016 08:34 PM (8A50J)<<<
Is it wrong that I hope the low blow artists in Denver's defense take out Newton, then Carolina's D and their backup QB ram John Elway's horse teeth right back down his throat?
Elway loses. The Panther's win without having to credit Newton. Happy day.
Posted by: denouncing myself just in case at January 27, 2016 08:41 PM (H9MG5)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 08:41 PM (gPTe0)
Ace is not naturally a nice Ewok.
I thought this was generally understood.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:42 PM (s5o+q)
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Really, chem?
You haven't seen a trailer yet?
Looks like good entertainment to me. As Rosie O would say, "Google it!"
I plan on going the day it comes out. AND taking my 78 yr old Mom, seeing as it gets released right around her birthday.
(She loves a good action movie, and has a great sense of humor)
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 08:42 PM (OGwwE)
Bet the co.'s that bough ad space for the debate are pissed at Fox.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2016 08:42 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 08:37 PM (FsuaD)
Yes ma'am! I will see it posthaste!
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:40 PM (+4mdw)
*snaps riding whip*
Posted by: BET Awards at January 27, 2016 08:42 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:41 PM (+4mdw)
Wait, you're paid to troll Trump supporters? What's the going rate? Part time opportunities?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 08:42 PM (uURQL)
Old-timers with long family histories in the city would get het up about that.
The name which can not be used! Silly tradition, but tradition.
But those people are essentially all gone. The historical and cultural continuity of the city has been chopped to bits by Progress and by prices.
Meet a "San Franciscan" these days and it's someone who has been in the city for eighteen whole months, and before that was in Manhattan or Tokyo. No background in the local lore and no interest in learning it, either.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 27, 2016 08:43 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 08:43 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:41 PM (+4mdw)
Wait, you're paid to troll Trump supporters? What's the going rate? Part time opportunities?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 08:42 PM (uURQL)
Hey, wait a minute!
You can get paid to post nonsense and bullshit?
And I've been doing it here for free all this time!
FIDDLESTICKS!!!!
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:43 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 08:42 PM (uURQL)
well, I am paid in pesos and yuan, so it depends on the exchange rate
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:43 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:24 PM (+4mdw)
Are you shitting me right now? It's about ME, the merc with a mouth! I slice, dice, and make julienne fries out of my enemies! Now go take the dick out of your mouth and go fix me a chimichanga!
Posted by: Deadpool at January 27, 2016 08:44 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 27, 2016 08:44 PM (M8nKu)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:44 PM (39g3+)
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Just hope Maet isn't in a bad mood. It occurs to me that last night's Sophia pic was to salve our still-tender injuries from the Yoko ONT(s).
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 08:44 PM (n22zQ)
And I've been doing it here for free all this time!
FIDDLESTICKS!!!!
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:43 PM (s5o+q)
Some of us are really cheap dates.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 08:45 PM (uURQL)
but now I know, so yeah.
anyway hope you are doing well? how are the neighborhood kittehs? still lost?
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:45 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 08:46 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Maetenloch, plotting in his basement at January 27, 2016 08:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 27, 2016 08:44 PM (39g3+)
Why not just give him a roll of pennies? Seems that would be easier.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 27, 2016 08:48 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Yoko's bush at January 27, 2016 08:48 PM (AfsKp)
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This reminds me how annoying as all get out this habit is in restaurants and bars. Flat screens everywhere with no sound on. Wtf?
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 08:48 PM (gPTe0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 08:48 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: mnw (fair and ballast) at January 27, 2016 08:50 PM (130AC)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Mangy Briar Patch at January 27, 2016 08:50 PM (Pwh6H)
Posted by: The Illinois Enema Bandit at January 27, 2016 08:50 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 08:45 PM (uURQL)
Okay, yeah. What you're saying is that all us commenters are, essentially, easy.
This is perhaps not untrue. I mean, Internetically speaking.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:50 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Isaac Newton at January 27, 2016 08:50 PM (M8nKu)
Imagine how we're all going to feel tomorrow when we find out ace was out with Amy Schumer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 08:48 PM (FsuaD)
Advice for Wicket: don't tell Amy that her hair smells terrific.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 27, 2016 08:50 PM (o98Jz)
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What's a little warm soapy water between friends?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 27, 2016 08:51 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Tim The Shrubber at January 27, 2016 08:51 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 27, 2016 08:51 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Isaac Newton at January 27, 2016 08:50 PM (M8nKu)
Fig?
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 27, 2016 08:51 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: WOPR at January 27, 2016 08:51 PM (LTDSy)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 27, 2016 08:52 PM (iQIUe)
I hit that like Margaret Cho hits the dessert bar at Old Country Buffet
Posted by: Ace the Ewok at January 27, 2016 08:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 08:48 PM (FsuaD)
The joke will be on him, because she did not just get 'jokes' from other people. IFYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 27, 2016 08:52 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 08:48 PM
Great. Expect to see our jokes in her latest HBO special.
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 08:52 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 08:48 PM (FsuaD)
At least then we'd know where she got all the good lines in her next routine!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 27, 2016 08:52 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: chemjeff
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Oh, they're not lost, they're all shitting in my flowerbeds and driving my min-pin crazy.
Little do they know - the winds we just had blew down about 30ft of my neighbor's fence, so the little bastard now has full access to the outside world. And he's fast as all get out...
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 08:52 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 08:46 PM (FsuaD)
You . . .
I . .
You . . .
OH!!!!!
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:52 PM (s5o+q)
We probably won't hear from him for the rest of the week.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 08:53 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Yip & 2 corinthians not named Megyn at January 27, 2016 08:38 PM (e7T6D)
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I keep coming back from Candy Crush and it's still Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer.
Posted by: iforgot at January 27, 2016 08:53 PM (YOxw1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 27, 2016 08:53 PM (voOPb)
wahhhhhhhh.........
*shivers*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 08:53 PM (bap+2)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 27, 2016 08:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 27, 2016 08:53 PM (Pwh6H)
Everybody enjoys a delicious salad, now and again, but this is ridiculous.
Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2016 08:54 PM (BngQR)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 08:54 PM (hk3Fb)
http://tinyurl.com/jj32xtd
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:26 PM (TOk1P)
Looks like a tragic outhouse accident.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2016 08:54 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Carlos Mencia at January 27, 2016 08:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 27, 2016 08:52 PM (iQIUe)
Not so sure about Trump, but sweet dayum I love watching him play the game!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 27, 2016 08:54 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Vic-we have no party at January 27, 2016 07:02 PM (t2KH5)
If the critics label a movie as brave I immediately know it amounts to nothing more than a left wing circle jerk and requires no more real courage than preaching to the choir.
Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at January 27, 2016 08:54 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 27, 2016 08:56 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: The Illinois Enema Bandit at January 27, 2016 08:57 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Skip at January 27, 2016 08:54 PM (hk3Fb)
Steel wool.
A bit messy but does the trick.
You have to leave the cleanup for others, unfortunately.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 08:57 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 27, 2016 08:52 PM (iQIUe)
Not so sure about Trump, but sweet dayum I love watching him play the game!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 27, 2016 08:54 PM (wYnyS)
***
Exactly so, for many of us.
We're not sure so sure about his ends, but we approve of his means.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 08:57 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: steevy at January 27, 2016 08:57 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: The Illinois Enema Bandit at January 27, 2016 08:57 PM (BO/km)
Little do they know - the winds we just had blew down about 30ft of
my neighbor's fence, so the little bastard now has full access to the
outside world. And he's fast as all get out...
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 08:52 PM (OGwwE)
ha! set your puppeh free to chase down the kitteh menace
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:58 PM (+4mdw)
You mention that screeching okoY chick's name 3 times, and Maet is going to punish us. It's like Beetlejuice, fercryingoutloud.
When will you learn?
See what you've done, now?!?
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 08:58 PM (OGwwE)
heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 08:58 PM (FsuaD)
Back of Cocoa Pebbles box. See for yourself:
http://tinyurl.com/jj32xtd
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 07:26 PM (TOk1P)
yeah, that's an advertising fail
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 08:58 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 08:59 PM (Z/8dZ)
heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 08:58 PM (FsuaD)
You knock that off!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 27, 2016 08:59 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 27, 2016 08:59 PM (voOPb)
They weren't yet called The Band, but they're all there, except for Levon Helm. Bobby Gregg played drums.
A substandard quality recording cannot mask a stellar performance. It will shine through regardless. And the recording isn't that bad.
Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2016 09:00 PM (sdi6R)
Not.
Once.
Maet, if he is truly cruel, would subject us to the tender mercies of David Byrne.
Or Michael Stipe.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:00 PM (s5o+q)
I've always said if space aliens parked out there and just listened and watched our 'entertainment' they[d think blackfolkx was the largest percentage of erfs peoples. But, hey, if they watched the same 'entertainment' they'd believe they (the aliens) set it all up to be that way. Won't they?
Posted by: Eromero at January 27, 2016 09:00 PM (b+df9)
Isn't there a movie by the Yokoster that shows nothing but nekkid butts? That'd be a pleasant diversion!
I. AM. KEEDING!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 27, 2016 09:02 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Mentor of Arisia at January 27, 2016 09:02 PM (ybzJi)
Posted by: CAIR at January 27, 2016 09:03 PM (M8nKu)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 27, 2016 08:54 PM (wYnyS)
Changing the conditions of the test. Might get a commendation for original thinking.
Posted by: dDan at January 27, 2016 09:03 PM (hwYmz)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 09:03 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 09:03 PM (bap+2)
General Tso sauce poured over slow cooker wings and chips with Chilli con queso.
Posted by: Max Power at January 27, 2016 06:42 PM (q177U)
I'm breaking out my turkey fryer and making hot wings for a crew...back to lurking.
Posted by: Trav at January 27, 2016 09:04 PM (cRsli)
Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2016 09:00 PM (sdi6R)
Link por favor!
Posted by: Ralf Lauren Hrothgar at January 27, 2016 09:05 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:00 PM (s5o+q)
Everybody hurts sometimes...especially after a large dose of AD and his psychotic rantings.
Posted by: two of spades (promotion pending) at January 27, 2016 09:05 PM (t4GNF)
It's called "Ass" & it won an Oscar for best original screenplay
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 09:05 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 08:59 PM (Z/8dZ)
I was thinking about whining that I grated my finger earlier, which I seem to do without fail every time I attempt to grate something, but I decided against it. Every damn time! Why do I do that?
Posted by: Lea at January 27, 2016 09:05 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: steevy at January 27, 2016 09:05 PM (8HTq1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 09:06 PM (Xo1Rt)
General Tso sauce poured over slow cooker wings and chips with Chilli con queso.
Posted by: Max Power at January 27, 2016 06:42 PM (q177U)
I'm gonna be on a cruise ship, so, y'all may go ahead and hate me with whatever hate you have left over from, er, you know.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:06 PM (s5o+q)
Scissoring > spooning
Posted by: Hillary and Huma at January 27, 2016 09:06 PM (M8nKu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 27, 2016 09:06 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 09:07 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 09:07 PM (gPTe0)
Posted by: steevy at January 27, 2016 09:07 PM (8HTq1)
Hasn't Baby Huey, er, Lena Dumpster still got a list to assemble of terms we must not use to describe the Shrillster?
Here ya go, lumpkin...
strident
musty
fusty
molluskular
forgotten, but not gone
oozing
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 27, 2016 09:07 PM (BK3ZS)
Stop Making Sense was the awesome back in the day...
MH - I don't know about the rest of them, but I can tell you that this one is primed & ready to get his first taste. Tomorrow should be fun.
(I closed off his doggeh door, so I have actually get off my ass to go out back with him to make sure he doesn't run wild tonight)
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 09:07 PM (OGwwE)
seem to do without fail every time I attempt to grate something, but I
decided against it. Every damn time! Why do I do that?"
because you don't have a mandolin with a hand protector?
or one of those chain mail gloves?
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 27, 2016 09:08 PM (Oan6c)
Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2016 09:00 PM (sdi6R)
Link por favor!
Posted by: Ralf Lauren Hrothgar at January 27, 2016 09:05 PM (wYnyS)
Sorry for gloating, but that is part of a bundle of live 1965 performances gifted to those of us who ponied up $600 for the big box set. And what a gift it was! It was not announced beforehand.
I'm sure it'll turn up on YouTube, if it isn't there already.
Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2016 09:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 09:03 PM (7qAYi)
Red Dawn was hammered at the time as jingoism. I appreciate it a lot more now that I am older. It isn't jingoist, just an appreciation of fighting for what is yours. Unlike the cruddy remake, this one is actually more realistic.
Posted by: WOPR at January 27, 2016 09:08 PM (LTDSy)
I'll put my money on him.
Posted by: seamrog at January 27, 2016 09:09 PM (+dk/h)
You know who else still looks great and is a conservative?
Bo fucking Derek.
----
you opened her coffin?
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 27, 2016 09:09 PM (Oan6c)
I have no allegiance either, as the good guys lost last week.
However, a universe in which Eli has more rings than Peyton is not a rational universe and defies the order of things. So, Broncos.
Plus, there's always the chance that Elway will declare himself eligible from the booth and rush onto the field in cleats and a business suit.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at January 27, 2016 09:09 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 09:10 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2016 09:10 PM (BngQR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 27, 2016 09:10 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Raider Nation at January 27, 2016 09:11 PM (C30Pi)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 09:11 PM (gPTe0)
Stop Making Sense was the awesome back in the day...
)
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 09:07 PM (OGwwE)
Nothing, really. Nothing more than any other vapid know-nothing "progressive' "artiste" who slavers to tell me how I should think.
Made some exceptionally catchy tunes back in the day, though.
He just came up in an earlier thread today, so it was a top-of-mind kind of thing.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:11 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 27, 2016 09:09 PM (Oan6c)
******
She is going to be very upset to find out she is dead. Much like one or two of our commenters.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 27, 2016 09:12 PM (2FICM)
I somehow managed to cut a chunk out of my finger with the damn potato peeler. It takes effort to be that incompetent.
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 08:59 PM (Z/8dZ)
yeah i've sliced my hand open with potato peelers and cheese graters too, nothing to feel bad about
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:12 PM (+4mdw)
No allegiance here either, but I'm for the Broncs just because it doesn't seem right for Peyton to retire with less rings than Eli.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at January 27, 2016 09:12 PM (yq2eR)
Posted by: Raider Nation at January 27, 2016 09:12 PM (C30Pi)
Fuck the 31 other teams.
Posted by: Raider Nation at January 27, 2016 09:11 PM (C30Pi)
As a long-time Bronco fan . . .
I can see where you're coming from.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:13 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Raider Nation at January 27, 2016 09:11 PM (C30Pi)
This should be right up your alley:
http://www.leonarddavid.com/death-threat-from-planet-9/
Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2016 09:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Baldy at January 27, 2016 09:13 PM (1SCTq)
---
Yes, but Eli's cranium is not as scarily bulgy and insistent as Peyton's.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 27, 2016 09:13 PM (jR7Wy)
I guess I am barely leaning towards Carolina just because they don't have one yet
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:13 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: steevy at January 27, 2016 09:05 PM (8HTq1)
The local theater had the poster out but it never showed up. I was very bummed.
Posted by: WOPR at January 27, 2016 09:13 PM (LTDSy)
Gotta decide
Posted by: edmundburkesshade at January 27, 2016 09:14 PM (cmBvC)
585
I somehow managed to cut a chunk out of my finger with the damn potato peeler. It takes effort to be that incompetent.
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 08:59 PM (Z/8dZ)
yeah i've sliced my hand open with potato peelers and cheese graters too, nothing to feel bad about
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:12 PM (+4mdw)
======
Make sure to bleed into the food. That's what I always do.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 09:14 PM (FsuaD)
to either the Panthers or the Broncos. Make your case for which one I
should hate and why I should support your team.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 27, 2016 09:06 PM (jR7Wy)
Broncos are a horse, and you like ponies, right?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 09:15 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: SMFH at January 27, 2016 09:15 PM (C30Pi)
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:06 PM (s5o+q)
That is awesome, where are you going?
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:15 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Bear at January 27, 2016 09:15 PM (M8nKu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 09:14 PM (FsuaD)
hey it all gets cooked anyway, right? what's the big deal?
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:15 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2016 09:16 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:16 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 09:15 PM (uURQL)
---
Like, but not, like, Brony like.
Also a fan of cats.
But Cam Newton thinks I'm afeared of his Nubian skillz, so I'm inclined to NOT root for Carolina.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 27, 2016 09:16 PM (jR7Wy)
624 She is going to be very upset to find out she is dead. Much like one or two of our commenters.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 27, 2016 09:12 PM (2FICM)
buzzion's not upset, in fact, he's already moved into the Abe Vigoda Chair of Purportedly Not Dead.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 27, 2016 09:17 PM (BK3ZS)
my bad... i thought she had died of cancer a few years back. must have been another one of the hawt MILFs of my youth.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 27, 2016 09:17 PM (Oan6c)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 09:06 PM (Xo1Rt)
***
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 09:17 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2016 09:10 PM (BngQR)
If Maet's pissed, you won't need to...
Posted by: The Overnight Hat at January 27, 2016 09:17 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Eromero at January 27, 2016 09:17 PM (b+df9)
"Baywatch" film being made....with The Rock, Zac Efron, Alexandra Daddario, Ilfenesh Hadera and Kelly Rohrbach.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2016 09:16 PM (NOIQH)
And they're filming here in Savannah. Can't wait to go to dinner somewhere and be told, "We have a private group here tonight."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 09:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Baldy at January 27, 2016 09:13 PM
I don't think that's possible.
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 09:18 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: chemjeff
------------------
Well, there's your problem right there.
You don't need a potato peeler to properly burn a steak, man.
Everybody knows that!
*waves at SMFH. Hi.
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 09:18 PM (OGwwE)
No bulbuous head but he does have a serious case of "dumb face" going on.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 09:19 PM (bap+2)
Posted by: SMFH at January 27, 2016 09:19 PM (C30Pi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 09:19 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: cm9000 at January 27, 2016 09:19 PM (2TUVm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 27, 2016 09:16 PM (jR7Wy)
Yeah, I heard that today and it irritated me. Tire of the whining about "whites don't think blacks can play quarterback." No, people who follow football don't think that quarterbacks who run a lot, can't throw from the pocket, and can't read defenses are quarterbacks who will succeed in the NFL.
Posted by: WOPR at January 27, 2016 09:20 PM (LTDSy)
You don't need a potato peeler to properly burn a steak, man.
Everybody knows that!
But the recipe said to "trim the fat". How else are you supposed to do it?
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:20 PM (+4mdw)
Snows are gone in CLT.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 27, 2016 09:21 PM (jJRIy)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 09:21 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: chemjeff
Prions, dude! Prions!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 09:21 PM (W0RfD)
631 However, a universe in which Eli has more rings than Peyton is not a rational universe and defies the order of things. So, Broncos.
True, but you must consider that both of Eli's rings came at the expense of the despicable Patriots.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 27, 2016 09:21 PM (BK3ZS)
I'm not exactly a huge fan of Lord Amherst, but context matters.
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 27, 2016 09:22 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:15 PM (+4mdw)
Annual cruise for the parents-in-law.
Although father-in-law, 97 years old, WW2 POW, B-17 navigator, shot down, 18 months in a German POW camp, is finally unable to go on a cruise--his bride, 10 years younger, is still hale and hearty, and eager to get some Caribbean sun.
(My own parents both departed this mortal coil some years prior).
Brother-in-law is coming in from out-of-town to house-sit for father-in-law, so it's all good.
Two weeks on a cruise ship toodling around the Caribbean, my only requirement is to help make my mother-in-law comfortable. I can do that.
No worries.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:22 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: edmundburkesshade at January 27, 2016 09:23 PM (cmBvC)
Posted by: Ghost of kari at January 27, 2016 09:23 PM (X0mLX)
The Mexican food place we went for supper had some entertainment show on, sound off, which did a segment on Carol Burnett.
Checked IMdB first thing- she's still with us.
Whew.
Posted by: Sal at January 27, 2016 09:24 PM (MRX6w)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 27, 2016 09:24 PM (rs5De)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 27, 2016 09:24 PM (BK3ZS)
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 09:24 PM (Kqit+)
Ahem.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, what is a Patriots fan at January 27, 2016 09:24 PM (1xUj/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 27, 2016 09:25 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Baldy
-------------
Well... see, that's tricky. I think that maybe she might have 'people' who identify as 'women', and that would cover it. 'Attractive', however is a construct, well, so is gender, but let's not go there.... what was I saying?... oh yes, she should do something.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 09:25 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:25 PM (+4mdw)
my bad... i thought she had died of cancer a few years back. must have been another one of the hawt MILFs of my youth.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 27, 2016 09:17 PM (Oan6c)
--------
Maybe thinking of Farrah Fawcett?
Posted by: Trav at January 27, 2016 09:26 PM (cRsli)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 27, 2016 09:26 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Ralf Lauren Hrothgar at January 27, 2016 09:26 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Lauren
----------------
'Seasoning'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 09:26 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: chemjeff
Prions, dude! Prions!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 09:21 PM (W0RfD)
Why are you adding brain matter to your dishes again?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 09:26 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 09:21 PM (7qAYi)
***
Got a head like Sputnik - altogether spherical, but quite pointy in places.
"You're gonna give the kid a complex...."
And he'll cry himself to sleep on his enormous pillow.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 09:27 PM (/33sy)
http://landingsbirdcam.com/
She's sitting on two eggs now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 09:27 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bob Hope
Phillys Diller was a good looking lady.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 27, 2016 09:27 PM (QdAXQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 27, 2016 09:25 PM (jR7Wy)
You're on drugs, what do you care?
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:27 PM (s5o+q)
My husband gave me these blue condom like things to cover your finger after a cut. I won't use them. I just use more bandaids. I grated the tip of my finger. It bled for 3 days.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 09:28 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
---------------
When they filmed scenes from Captain Phillips here in Norfolk, there were tons of stories of folks running into Tom Hanks at local restaurants. He was down to earth, and very gracious, I hear.
Lefty or not, I like him a lot.
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 09:28 PM (OGwwE)
be sure to take your MIL parasailing
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:25 PM (+4mdw)
Yeah . . . that I perceive would be . . . suboptimal.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:28 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 08:48 PM (gPTe0)
TV with the sound off is only half as stupid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2016 09:29 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Grey Fox
--------------
Look for the Vance monument to be destroyed any day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 09:29 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 09:29 PM (7qAYi)
Long gone.
Now, awards--all awards--are meaningless. Completely meaningless.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 27, 2016 09:29 PM (B8JRQ)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster
Brain.Food.
*perches spectacles on nose*
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 09:29 PM (W0RfD)
i made the mistake of trying to drive by her apt in Left LA on the day she died...
not because i wanted to be there, just because i was trying to get back to The Valley, like totally...
news vans everywhere, and every asshole in a car was slowing down to try and see WTF was going on.
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 27, 2016 09:30 PM (Oan6c)
Yes, "So I Married An Ax Murderer" is criminally underrated.
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 09:31 PM (7qAYi)
-----------------
When 'Last of the Mohicans' was being filmed, the town had lots of guys around with Mohawks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 09:31 PM (oFSUK)
Why are you adding brain matter to your dishes again?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 09:26 PM (uURQL)
Because this Chianti isn't getting any colder?
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at January 27, 2016 09:32 PM (+4mdw)
When they filmed scenes from Captain Phillips here in Norfolk, there
were tons of stories of folks running into Tom Hanks at local
restaurants. He was down to earth, and very gracious, I hear.
Lefty or not, I like him a lot.
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 09:28 PM (OGwwE)
Adam Sandler sat next to us at dinner a couple of months ago. He was nice.
And I'm at a total loss for the name of his co-star, who sat next to us at another restaurant the same week. He was also friendly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 09:32 PM (FsuaD)
Shocked. Really.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/wounded-warrior-project-accused-of-wasting-donation-money/
Posted by: SMFH at January 27, 2016 09:32 PM (C30Pi)
Hasn't it already been defaced once, back in the Anti-Confederate-Flag frenzy last year?
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 27, 2016 09:32 PM (bZ7mE)
the Denver Broncos are NOT the Arizona Cardinals.
Ignorance is bliss, after all . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:33 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 09:33 PM (gPTe0)
Off to bed. I leave you all with a soothing Owl Cam:
http://landingsbirdcam.com/
She's sitting on two eggs now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 09:27 PM (FsuaD)
Good night Jane!
and glad that birdeh is doing well
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:34 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 27, 2016 09:34 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster
Brain.Food.
*perches spectacles on nose*
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 09:29 PM (W0RfD)
BRAINS!!!!
Posted by: Zombie (but not Zombie, er, the, you know . . . ) at January 27, 2016 09:34 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: SMFH at January 27, 2016 09:32 PM (C30Pi)
I quit sending them money a while back. Now it's Fisher House for me!
Posted by: Ralf Lauren Hrothgar at January 27, 2016 09:35 PM (wYnyS)
Husband miraculously can't hear the sounds of a cat puking. Amazing, that.
Praying hard that kitteh doesn't have cancer...which Google tells me it may be.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 09:35 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 09:36 PM (bap+2)
I'm sure kitteh is fine, don't worry!
hope everything goes well tomorrow
good night, hope you can sleep a little bit
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:36 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 09:37 PM (gPTe0)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 27, 2016 09:37 PM (rs5De)
Shocked. Really.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/wounded-warrior-project-accused-of-wasting-donation-money/
Posted by: SMFH at January 27, 2016 09:32 PM (C30Pi)
I had heard some months ago that Wounded Warrior Project was going towards the Dark Side . . .
I don't know if it was true or not, but hell doesn't have a circle torturous enough for those who misuse the trust of others.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:37 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 09:37 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Grey Fox
----------------
Last week also. It's always BLM. If the KKK was doing this, the Feds would be all over it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 09:38 PM (oFSUK)
Long gone.
Now, awards--all awards--are meaningless. Completely meaningless.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 27, 2016 09:29 PM (B8JRQ)
Thread winner!
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 09:38 PM (TOk1P)
I was an apartment doorman on the overnight shift, and had my break at about 2 in the morning.
Went down to the local corner store for a pack of Winstons and a large coffee. I look over, and there's David Byrne.
David. Fucking. Byrne, a goddamned living, breathing god of geek-rock.
I played it cool. He was ahead of me in line, and asked for a pack of marlboros. Knowing the counter-girl - and she was very cute and charming, but that's a story for another time - I called out to her, "My treat."
He turned around. "Thank you, but are you sure?"
"The Naive Melody is worth a pack of smokes," I answered.
He gave me the nod, and, scooping up his smokes, vanished into the night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HldHtBxNK6k
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 09:38 PM (/33sy)
I gave them some money in the past, I kept getting the solicitations, and I saw the ads from the big money actors like Bruce Willis, I wondered how much money actually went to the vets, I was suspicious
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:38 PM (+4mdw)
-------------------
Thanks for reminding me, Jane - Norfolk Botanical Gardens used to have an EagleCam for the bald Eagles nesting there.
I wonder if they're back?
The airport is right next door, and I know that they either chased off or killed the Eagles because they were flying in the flight paths. That was years ago, though...
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 09:38 PM (OGwwE)
My, you ARE new here, aren't you?
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 27, 2016 09:39 PM (bZ7mE)
WWP has had a bad smell for awhile now. A lot of vets do not support it.
Started off with good intentions, but was commandeered by assholes that want to make money off the misery of others.
And yes, I hope there's a special level of Hell of them.
Posted by: SMFH at January 27, 2016 09:40 PM (C30Pi)
he was right.
the one and only movie he took me to was "the culpepper cattle co."
Posted by: north and judd at January 27, 2016 09:40 PM (0KgAM)
Posted by: Ignoramus
I'm sorry. We're you under the impression that anyone cared?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 09:40 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:40 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: SMFH at January 27, 2016 09:40 PM (C30Pi)
I was an apartment doorman on the overnight shift, and had my break at about 2 in the morning.
Went down to the local corner store for a pack of Winstons and a large coffee. I look over, and there's David Byrne.
David. Fucking. Byrne, a goddamned living, breathing god of geek-rock.
I played it cool. He was ahead of me in line, and asked for a pack of marlboros. Knowing the counter-girl - and she was very cute and charming, but that's a story for another time - I called out to her, "My treat."
He turned around. "Thank you, but are you sure?"
"The Naive Melody is worth a pack of smokes," I answered.
He gave me the nod, and, scooping up his smokes, vanished into the night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HldHtBxNK6k
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 09:38 PM (/33sy)
That's cool.
Almost more so because he didn't make a deal out of it.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:40 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 27, 2016 09:39 PM (bZ7mE)
Clearly he's only been here six or eight years
Posted by: Ghost of kari - WAR at January 27, 2016 09:41 PM (ubByS)
managing this place? Recently found this place and have made thoughtful
contributions. Management sucks If he's making money off this it's
inexcusable
-----------------------------
My, you ARE new here, aren't you?
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 27, 2016 09:39 PM (bZ7mE)
I think that's a shtick. For what purpose I do not know, but I think it's supposed to be humor.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 09:41 PM (TOk1P)
Ugh that makes me shudder. I hear you on the bandaids though. I'm just like MOAR BANDAIDS.
I need to pick up some of that liquid bandaid stuff tomorrow. It helps when you've got something that won't stop bleeding.
It also stings like a mother effer.
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 09:42 PM (Z/8dZ)
managing this place? Recently found this place and have made thoughtful
contributions. Management sucks If he's making money off this it's
inexcusable
My, you ARE new here, aren't you?
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 27, 2016 09:39 PM (bZ7mE)
And probably not here for the long haul either!
Posted by: Ralf Lauren Hrothgar at January 27, 2016 09:42 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 09:41 PM (TOk1P)
*****
It is MUMR/Ira/Wood Shampoo.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 27, 2016 09:42 PM (2FICM)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:38 PM (+4mdw)
I don't know anything about WWP but I would assume that Willis does the ad for nothing. If not, that would be really shitty ... so I give him the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 27, 2016 09:43 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Hillary the Methane Monster at January 27, 2016 09:43 PM (/f6Nd)
Posted by: Ignoramus
-----
Look around, man. Ain't no one making any money off this place. That's why we rely on hamsters.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 09:43 PM (gPTe0)
You forgot the sarc tag. But, if not, then your concern is:
[x] Noted
[ ] Not noted
Posted by: Lizzy at January 27, 2016 09:44 PM (NOIQH)
Ugh that makes me shudder. I hear you on the bandaids though. I'm just like MOAR BANDAIDS.
I need to pick up some of that liquid bandaid stuff tomorrow. It helps when you've got something that won't stop bleeding.
It also stings like a mother effer.
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 09:42 PM (Z/8dZ)
*Biting fingers to the point of bleeding*
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 09:44 PM (TOk1P)
Supposedly he has Aspergers. Which makes so much sense in retrospect.
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 09:46 PM (Z/8dZ)
It also stings like a mother effer.
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 09:42 PM (Z/8dZ)
I tried that stuff once. Didn't like it, at all. It seemed to me that it was just glue. Maybe superglue?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 27, 2016 09:46 PM (zc3Db)
You must be willing to let them suffer.
This is critical.
Posted by: Irony at January 27, 2016 09:46 PM (qmMG2)
the real Jeffery Amherst once suggested giving smallpox blankets to the
Indians.
Well that only took about 200 years. Next step? Go after the UMass Minuteman down the street, who was a replacement for the previous Redman. Big guy with musket. I suppose if they wanna keep him, they could say he's gay.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 27, 2016 09:46 PM (EDYaR)
My, you ARE new here, aren't you?
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 27, 2016 09:39 PM (bZ7mE)
Although he deserves kudos for being able to post a comment on this stone tablet version of the internet.
Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2016 09:46 PM (sdi6R)
------------
You probably have some at home already.
Check in your desk, or maybe in the junk drawer in the kitchen.
It'll be called "super glue."
(100% serious here)
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 09:46 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:46 PM (s5o+q)
I think that's a shtick. For what purpose I do not know, but I think it's supposed to be humor.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 09:41 PM (TOk1P)
*****
It is MUMR/Ira/Wood Shampoo.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 27, 2016 09:42 PM (2FICM)
Ok, I thought I'd seen the nic around here for a while, in situations where he was NOT being a troll... but then I also heard that was part of the m.o. for one of those nics.
Haven't seen any sign of 5 o'clock MUMR in a while... but maybe I'm not here around that time as much.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 09:47 PM (TOk1P)
Hadn't heard that.
Incidentally, I just looked up Zeb Vance to refresh my memory as to exactly who he was, and just realized that one of my great-great-great-uncles killed at Gettysburg may have been in the 26th NC, Vance's old regiment.
Posted by: Grey Fox at January 27, 2016 09:47 PM (bZ7mE)
And those little bastards still expect to eat. Every. Damn. Day.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 09:47 PM (bap+2)
Posted by: Weasel at January 27, 2016 09:48 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: runningrn at January 27, 2016 09:48 PM (sUP4M)
The problem with fingertips is that you keep bumping it and using it.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 09:48 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 09:49 PM (gPTe0)
the ad for nothing. If not, that would be really shitty ... so I give
him the benefit of the doubt.
Lend likeness, big tax writeoff.
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 09:49 PM (uURQL)
It also stings like a mother effer.
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 09:42 PM (Z/8dZ)
I used to have something that wouldn't stop bleeding...
I sent her to her mother's house for a week.
**sorry, you MADE me say it**
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 09:49 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Weasel at January 27, 2016 09:48 PM (e3bId)
They can actually make more sense that way, sometimes.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:49 PM (s5o+q)
Not in a long time. 8-10 months maybe.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 09:49 PM (bap+2)
Posted by: otho at January 27, 2016 09:49 PM (EWg9n)
(100% serious here)"
Oh yeah, I know. I just don't have any that has the little brush. I feel the brush is somehow important to my mental ability to pour superglue into a wound.
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 09:49 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Jean at January 27, 2016 09:49 PM (cXiMR)
That's cool.
Almost more so because he didn't make a deal out of it.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:40 PM (s5o+q)
***
It's one of the handful of times I actually managed to play it cool, myself.
Really, I'm quite impressed that my younger self managed to pull that off.
As for his being a raging lefty:
I don't go to Whitaker Chambers for my music, and I don't go to David Byrne for my politics. Horses for courses, as they say.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 09:49 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Weasel at January 27, 2016 09:48 PM (e3bId)
People seem to get nicer, less drunk.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 09:50 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 09:50 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 09:50 PM (bap+2)
Posted by: eman at January 27, 2016 09:50 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 09:51 PM (gPTe0)
Posted by: goon at January 27, 2016 09:51 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 09:51 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:52 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Jean at January 27, 2016 09:49 PM (cXiMR)
DOG-BAMMIT!!!!
I'm a Koch-head in good standing!
I've got RIGHTS!!!!
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:52 PM (s5o+q)
That 'report' was meaningless.
If you use Charity Navigator, you will find that using criteria of accountability and transparency, WW scores over 96%.
You will also find that WW spends 34% of its revenues on fund raising. It costs money to raise money, and they raise a LOT. The actual administrative expenses run 6%.
CBS is muckraking where there is no muck. If they were really concerned, they would look at the Clinton Foundation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 09:52 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:52 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:53 PM (+4mdw)
Supposedly he has Aspergers. Which makes so much sense in retrospect.
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 09:46 PM (Z/8dZ)
***
Watch his dancing in the video link I provided.
Anyone who's been around an Aspy or a kid with autism knows stimming when they see it.
I named #1 son after him, who later had the diagnosis - the name fits like a glove.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 09:53 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:54 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:52 PM (+4mdw)
Whooo?
It's night, ain't it?
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:54 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 09:55 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 09:49 PM (uURQL)
I have no problem with that. That's a win-win-win!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 27, 2016 09:55 PM (zc3Db)
stone knives and bear skins?
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:53 PM (+4mdw)
Three dead stormtroopers.
One for the in-laws.
One for the eating.
One for the . . . you don't wanna know.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 09:55 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:54 PM (+4mdw)
*****
It was originally created specifically for wound closure.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 27, 2016 09:55 PM (2FICM)
He is so cool. I'm always happy to see him. Wingspan amazing and the exorcist neck twist trick, coolest.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 09:55 PM (gPTe0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 27, 2016 09:14 PM (FsuaD)
If you want drama, drop the band aid into the scrambled eggs while adding milk.
Oh, and "LA Cigar, too tragical"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 09:56 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 09:56 PM (7qAYi)
Really? I get cash.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 27, 2016 09:56 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: chemjeff
------------------
Tis done fairly often.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 09:56 PM (oFSUK)
Undoubtedly ignores Joe Kennedy.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 27, 2016 09:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 27, 2016 09:56 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 09:57 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:54 PM (+4mdw)
I've been in more than one sticky situation... where the application of superglue preceded the wound.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 09:57 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 27, 2016 09:55 PM (2FICM)
huh, really?
it just seems weird to be shoving liquid polymers into an open wound like that.
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:57 PM (+4mdw)
Teachers pet you are.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 09:57 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 09:57 PM (bap+2)
dunno...new hash
Posted by: AltonJackson /i]
The hash changes when he pulls up a new IP via VPN.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 09:58 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Weasel at January 27, 2016 09:58 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 09:58 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 27, 2016 09:58 PM (XeJVu)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 27, 2016 09:58 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: James T Kirk at January 27, 2016 09:58 PM (e8kgV)
It's true!
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 09:59 PM (gPTe0)
Posted by: Weasel at January 27, 2016 09:58 PM (e3bId)
*****
Yep. Testors.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 27, 2016 09:59 PM (2FICM)
Posted by: Edgar Winter at January 27, 2016 09:59 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: chemjeff
-------------
Not liquid long. Polymerizes on contact, pert near. But you know that...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 10:00 PM (oFSUK)
Are we not pure? "No sir!" Panama's moody Noriega brags. "It is garbage!" Irony dooms a man; a prisoner up to new era
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 10:00 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:57 PM (+4mdw)
Oh, I dunno. Where ya gonna shove your liquid polymers into, anyway?
Them wounds don't close themselves, you know.
Well, OK, yeah, they do . . . eventually . . . maybe . . . if you're lucky . . .
OK, anyway, if you've got a bucket of liquid polymers, burning a hole in your pocket, metaphorically speaking, where do you want it put, anyway?
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 10:00 PM (s5o+q)
Stevie Ray was also a big fan, and would re-attach the entire pad of his callused fingers mid-show when he played so hard they tore off. Gross, buT reality.
I keep a couple spare tubes in my toolbox. Use it all the time.
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 10:00 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: goon at January 27, 2016 10:00 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Weasel at January 27, 2016 10:00 PM (e3bId)
Chemjeff you survived! Yay! And there is fun banter!
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 09:57 PM (zOTsN)
yes indeedy!about to go home from Fapplebee's soon
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 10:01 PM (+4mdw)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 09:56 PM (7qAYi)
Not really. The checks are for absurdly small amounts, like $.51 or at most $1.06.
The idea is to see which of you people around here are cheap enough to go through the trouble of cashing the checks. One guy in particular has cashed 17 checks over the course of several years, totaling an amount of about $4 altogether...
I'm looking at you, Amishdude.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 10:01 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: chemjeff @ Fapplebee's at January 27, 2016 09:54 PM (+4mdw)
***
let me recommend something to all the 'rons and 'ettes:
Yunan Baiyao :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yunnan_Baiyao
The Viet Cong carried this stuff; the People's Liberation Army carried the stuff - it's a freakin' miracle: hematostat and antibacterial all in one.
I've used it for years on everything from little cuts all the way up to boils on my children.
It stings like hell, but it works, and works fast.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 10:01 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2016 10:01 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: J. Peterman at January 27, 2016 10:01 PM (oFSUK)
How cool! We have barn owls and great horned owls here. One of the barn owls that lived by my house was on the ground with a broken wing. I was so sad. He couldn't be saved.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:01 PM (egOGm)
I only see my owl at night. He is so cool. I'm always happy to see him.
Posted by: L, Elle
FYI - Some Native American nations in the U.S. have strong taboos against owls. For example, the Apaches view the owl as the most feared of all creatures (Opler 1965). In 1997, a spokesperson for the Apache told one of us (PMC) about the deep taboo against owls. Historically, Apaches shared the widespread Athabascan fears of owls as the embodied spirit of Apache dead.
http://tinyurl.com/2fqgxyc
In the Southwest, seeing an owl is like seeing a vulture carrying a bag of spiders.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 27, 2016 10:01 PM (kdS6q)
It's one of the handful of times I actually managed to play it cool, myself.
Really, I'm quite impressed that my younger self managed to pull that off.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 09:49 PM (/33sy)
I don't know where to find it now, but I read a great post about a couple who were eating at an outdoor cafe and discovered that Bob Dylan was sitting at the table next to them, reading a newspaper.
They didn't say a word to him and he didn't say a word to them, but they smiled at him and he smiled back.
Apparently if they had tried to speak to him, he would probably have given them the brush-off.
Some people like their privacy.
Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2016 10:02 PM (sdi6R)
AgainstTrumpDude Retweeted
Stephen Miller @redsteeze 26m
Using veterans groups as pawns to be purchased in a pissing contest is worst thing I've seen in recent memory. Knock it off.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 10:02 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 10:01 PM (TOk1P)
I think his checks bounced. That's why he's kinda uppity.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 10:02 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 27, 2016 10:03 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 10:03 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: goon at January 27, 2016 10:03 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: major briggs at January 27, 2016 10:04 PM (EWg9n)
Posted by: J. Peterman at January 27, 2016 10:01 PM (oFSUK)
That movie really blew chunks. I've tried to watch it at least 5 times but was never able to get past 25 minutes into it before I turned it off. I've caught later segments of it a few times, too, and turned them off after not too long.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 27, 2016 10:04 PM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 10:03 PM (FkBIv)
******
Well, I'm 53, so.....
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 27, 2016 10:04 PM (2FICM)
Posted by: Weasel at January 27, 2016 09:58 PM
Airplane glue, spray paint - inhalants were the reason I got into building models in the first place.
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 10:05 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 10:05 PM (FkBIv)
If it stings, it's generally anti-septic, no?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 10:05 PM (bap+2)
Posted by: major briggs at January 27, 2016 10:04 PM (EWg9n)
THERE
ARE
FOUR
OWLS!!!
Posted by: Jean Luc Strigaform at January 27, 2016 10:06 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 10:06 PM (zOTsN)
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Yeah, I don' get that superstition. They eat all my field rodents to keep them from getting in my house so I think owls are one of God's chosen creatures. Like the Jews. Owls are probably Jewish.
I love my owl.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 10:06 PM (gPTe0)
They make that & the good stuff. The non-get-your-shit-turnt glue doesn't work as well.
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 10:07 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 10:06 PM (zOTsN)
Farmers social club for the ones that aren't quite up to the potlucks at the grange?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 10:07 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:07 PM (egOGm)
The owls are not what they seem.
Posted by: major briggs at January 27, 2016 10:04 PM (EWg9n)
***
I am the arm.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 10:07 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
---------------
Probably, but the substance may do more damage than any bacteria/virus. Cleansing a wound with battery acid is generally a bad idea... but not always.
Posted by: J. Peterman at January 27, 2016 10:07 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 10:06 PM (zOTsN)
Sher have! No girls allowd!
Posted by: Spanky at January 27, 2016 10:07 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Weasel at January 27, 2016 10:08 PM (e3bId)
Ira was "TUlax", but it's been a while
MUMR was changing frequently
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 27, 2016 10:08 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 10:08 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 10:08 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: goon at January 27, 2016 10:08 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Kindltot
==============
and can't afford FarmersOnly.com
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 10:09 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 10:06 PM (zOTsN)
Is it the appurtenance that you buy mail order from the advertising in the back of the Western Living and Horticulture magazine to block the steering wheel of your tractor to prevent theft?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 10:09 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Weasel at January 27, 2016 10:08 PM (e3bId)
Looks like I . . .
Oh, fuck it.
Posted by: Lloyd Bridges at January 27, 2016 10:09 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: major briggs at January 27, 2016 10:04 PM (EWg9n)
Now you tell me.
Posted by: L. Palmer at January 27, 2016 10:09 PM (TOk1P)
Did'jah see the Drudgereport's link: "World's first robot-run farm will harvest 30,000 heads of lettuce daily..." ?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 10:10 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 10:10 PM (oFSUK)
I bet I could change mine right now if I so desired.
I rarely even pay attention to them. Easier to just spot somebody's patterns.
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 10:10 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 10:11 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 10:11 PM (gPTe0)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:11 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Great. Now we have robots sneaking across the border.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 10:11 PM (FkBIv)
An imitation pearl necklace. Hollywood style.
Posted by: Fritz at January 27, 2016 10:12 PM (BngQR)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 10:06 PM (zOTsN)
Is it like a flax-beadle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vShwXDxbwlY
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 10:12 PM (q2o38)
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me you can call me...
Posted by: Owl at January 27, 2016 10:12 PM (NeFrd)
No, I haven't seen that but I am going to look right now.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:13 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 10:13 PM (gvtKJ)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at January 27, 2016 10:14 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Weasel at January 27, 2016 10:14 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 10:15 PM (bap+2)
What charitable group is it acceptable to send money to? Are orphans beyond the pale, too?
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 10:15 PM (uURQL)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 27, 2016 10:16 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 10:16 PM (OGwwE)
Thanks, found it. Sent it to my husband.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:16 PM (egOGm)
Doing the work that American robots used to do.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 10:17 PM (bap+2)
Meh.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 10:15 PM (bap+2)
***
To quote Hank Hill:
"Bobby, do you know how to re-start a man's heart with a downed power line?"
"No, sir."
"Well, there's really no wrong way to do it."
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 10:17 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 10:15 PM (uURQL)
Support single mothers. Throw dollars at the peeler bar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2016 10:18 PM (Z8fuk)
Thought you should know.
Posted by: mnw (fair and ballast) at January 27, 2016 10:18 PM (130AC)
We could use a alfalfa club. Once you have a john Deere key it will start any john Deere tractor. Yes, they are stolen.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:18 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 10:18 PM (W0RfD)
I said Good Day!"
Wife and I are going to a Steak House tomorrow night.
Mine will so well done you will have to use a hammer and chisel to cut it. Then it will be drenched in, yupp, you guessed it.
Ketchup.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at January 27, 2016 10:19 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster at January 27, 2016 10:15 PM (uURQL)
Yeah, orphans are right out.
Actually, the only charitable group it's acceptable to send money to is . . .
Me.
Ace will get a cut. Honest.
Unless that would be objectionable. I'd have no problem keeping his cut. For charity, y'all.
I mean, if you can't trust a small white nut, who can you trust?
Posted by: Lloyd Bridges at January 27, 2016 10:20 PM (s5o+q)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK_jm3Hz1Wk
Posted by: goon at January 27, 2016 10:20 PM (gy5kE)
McKay Coppins
Rubio speaking at a West Des Moines pub:
"Make sure you tip your bartenders." Pause, then reverently: "My dad was a bartender."
[APPLAUSE]
"Who delivered mail as a USPS temp during the holidays."
[CHEERS. CRIES OF 'YOU GO GIRL!']
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 27, 2016 10:20 PM (kdS6q)
Ketchup.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at January 27, 2016 10:19 PM (WVsWD)
To quote Raymond Chandler: "Why do they call it a New York Steak, isn't Chicago where the cutting tools come from?"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 10:21 PM (q2o38)
This makes me sad.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:21 PM (egOGm)
Ketchup.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at January 27, 2016 10:19 PM (WVsWD)
Couldn't you save a lot of money by just substituting a hockey puck for the steak?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2016 10:21 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: weft cut-trump at January 27, 2016 10:21 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 27, 2016 10:22 PM (NeFrd)
I said Good Day!"
Wife and I are going to a Steak House tomorrow night.
Mine will so well done you will have to use a hammer and chisel to cut it. Then it will be drenched in, yupp, you guessed it.
Ketchup.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at January 27, 2016 10:19 PM (WVsWD)
If the place has "and Shake" in the name, it's not really a steak house.
No self-respecting steak house has ketchup in the building.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 27, 2016 10:23 PM (TOk1P)
Don't have room for a jack Hammer in the Jeep right now.
Maybe next time.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at January 27, 2016 10:23 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: rebel flounder at January 27, 2016 10:24 PM (3dOE/)
Have you tried changing out the ignition locks?
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 10:24 PM (q2o38)
Next thing you know, he'll be saying that he likes Miracle Whip!
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 10:25 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 10:25 PM (Kqit+)
Never ending? Shit, this isn't even the longest one today.
Posted by: tu3031 at January 27, 2016 10:25 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: ReactionaryMonster
---------------
Send me a love offering, I'll send you a prayer cloth.
Posted by: Rev. Ike at January 27, 2016 10:25 PM (oFSUK)
That's just fine with me.
Ketchup, not "catsup" is the best. The store bought ketchup is garbage. I make my own.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 10:25 PM (gPTe0)
Ketchup.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at January 27, 2016 10:19 PM (WVsWD)
To quote Raymond Chandler: "Why do they call it a New York Steak, isn't Chicago where the cutting tools come from?"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 10:21 PM (q2o3
***
Indeed.
To quote Colonel Kilroy:
"Make my meat rare. Rare but not cold."
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 10:25 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 27, 2016 10:25 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: BurtTC
What do you eat your fries with besides toenail clippings?
Posted by: weft cut-trump at January 27, 2016 10:26 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 10:26 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB
*****
Oops, forgot about you there for a second. So do tell, what is Alfalfa Club?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 27, 2016 10:28 PM (NeFrd)
Next thing you know, he'll be saying that he likes Miracle Whip!
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 10:25 PM (OGwwE)
I discovered that one of my co-workers uses cocoanut oil as treatment for split ends. I think Miracle Whip would be just as good, and cheaper!
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 10:28 PM (q2o38)
No, I'm not sure why. We have too many I would imagine. But we don't leave the keys in them anymore. Now we have to buy everyone new keys when they lose them @ 10$ a pop. Kids joyride in them and ruin rows of crops and crash them too.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:28 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 10:25 PM (Kqit+)
***
Easily one of the best human beings in Texas and these United States.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 10:28 PM (/33sy)
Mine will so well done you will have to use a hammer and chisel to cut it. Then it will be drenched in, yupp, you guessed it.
Mayo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 10:28 PM (FkBIv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 27, 2016 10:29 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 27, 2016 10:30 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at January 27, 2016 10:30 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 10:30 PM (zOTsN)
I hope none of you do this.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 10:31 PM (gPTe0)
Mine will so well done you will have to use a hammer and chisel to cut it. Then it will be drenched in, yupp, you guessed it.
Mayo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 27, 2016 10:28 PM (FkBIv)
***
My angel, and the hopeful future Empress, likes her steaks very rare, with butter and oyster sauce.
I've tried it her way - it's an acquired taste, but one worth acquiring, if only for her sake.
Sigh... the things we do for love.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 10:31 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 10:31 PM (bap+2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 10:32 PM (oFSUK)
Meanwhile, this guy:
Campaigning for Ted Cruz, Rick Perry appeared again at the Hamburg Inn in Iowa City, a spot famous for its "pie shakes" (a milkshake made of pie).
Perry, clutching a pie shake, lingered for a few moments outside afterward, going back and forth with two young Rand Paul supporters.
"Where are y'all on weed? Y'all for weed?" Perry asked.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 27, 2016 10:32 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 27, 2016 10:32 PM (NeFrd)
Sorry, my mind. I always search for alternate solutions to problems that have been dealt with.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 10:32 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Lauren
------------------
"Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug ya."
Hands down, my favorite line ever spoken on TV, I'll tell you what.
"I have a narrow urethra!" comes in a close second.
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 10:32 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 27, 2016 10:32 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 10:32 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 10:33 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Kindltot
Coco oil doesn't smell like a garbage dump after a few hours.
.. then again it does smell like a would-be hooker on Maui
Posted by: weft cut-trump at January 27, 2016 10:33 PM (W0RfD)
I'm with you, no ketchup on eggs or hash browns. I will use salsa on an omelet though.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:33 PM (egOGm)
invented for eggs, not ketchup) or hash browns. No ketchup on hash
browns either.
I hope none of you do this.
I have been known to get a little A1 Steak Sauce on my (scrambled) eggs if I'm having steak and eggs.
I also put Tabasco sauce on when I'm just having scrambled. Old army habit.
Posted by: LGoPs at January 27, 2016 10:33 PM (dSriL)
Not really. Way too many Carbs.
However I do put mayo on my Fries.
Does that count?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at January 27, 2016 10:33 PM (WVsWD)
Eggs? Fark no. Now, for browns.......gravy.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 10:33 PM (bap+2)
I discovered that one of my co-workers uses cocoanut oil as treatment for split ends. I think Miracle Whip would be just as good, and cheaper!
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 10:28 PM (q2o3
Coconut oil is what you use to make popcorn.
Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2016 10:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ballistic Bob's BCD Ballerinas at January 27, 2016 10:34 PM (dlIzT)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 27, 2016 10:34 PM (NeFrd)
The next time my husband is mad about someone messing with the tractors, I'll tell him. Last equipment list I saw there were 80 something tractors. The shop is always busy. The mechanic would hate me if I push it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:35 PM (egOGm)
I do put mayo on my Fries.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
Mayo? Ewwwwww!
Oh Waitress, can I get a side of beef gravy for these fries? Thanks.
Posted by: Ted Cruz - Not Canadian
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 27, 2016 10:36 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 10:36 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Lauren
------------------
"Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug ya."
Hands down, my favorite line ever spoken on TV, I'll tell you what.
"I have a narrow urethra!" comes in a close second.
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 10:32 PM (OGwwE)
***
Cotton Hill is perhaps on a par:
"Hell, Hank, you're a better father than I ever was. You had Bobby; all I ever had was you."
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 10:36 PM (/33sy)
Sahil Kapur
Oops. Rick Perry introduces Rep. Steve King as "a convicted conservative."
The guy still has it.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 27, 2016 10:37 PM (kdS6q)
Isn't that owl precious? It makes me wonder if the horned owls here have eggs yet. They have been hooting every night for the past few weeks.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:37 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 10:37 PM (oFSUK)
*makes whistle noise*
Wow. Damn. Well.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 10:38 PM (bap+2)
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 10:38 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: All Teh Meh at January 27, 2016 10:38 PM (yq2eR)
Ketchup, whole grain mustard, relish, brown sauce, red sauce, curry, chilli, chile sauce, pepper sauce ...
Posted by: weft cut-trump at January 27, 2016 10:39 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 10:39 PM (bap+2)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 27, 2016 10:39 PM (KCxzN)
I discovered that one of my co-workers uses cocoanut oil as treatment for split ends. I think Miracle Whip would be just as good, and cheaper!
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 10:28 PM (q2o3
Coconut oil is what you use to make popcorn.
Posted by: rickl at January 27, 2016 10:34 PM (sdi6R)
***
I use it - coconut oil - on my skin and beard, as well.
Keeps both smooth and soft and silky; the nieces love it.
It's a floor wax, and a dessert topping, and all that....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 10:39 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 10:39 PM (uZNvH)
Tim is one of those Canadians I keep hearing about!
Ketchup is perfectly acceptible on hash browns, btw. As is H57 sauce.
Tabasco is meh. Frank's is the only hot sauce that comes in this house, though. MUCH better flavor.
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 10:40 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 10:40 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 10:40 PM (uZNvH)
Ketchup, whole grain mustard, relish, brown sauce, red sauce, curry, chilli, chile sauce, pepper sauce ...
Posted by: weft cut-trump at January 27, 2016 10:39 PM
sriracha is good on eggs, too
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 27, 2016 10:41 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 10:41 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 10:41 PM (gPTe0)
Burnt is fine by me. As long as there is not any red in the middle.
That just grosses me out. Always has.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at January 27, 2016 10:41 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 10:37 PM (oFSUK)
If they ain't wearin' sensible Carhartts, they ain't worth jack.
Posted by: Lloyd Bridges at January 27, 2016 10:42 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:42 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: weft cut-trump
sriracha is good on eggs, too
Posted by: AltonJackson
I typed ... !
Posted by: weft cut-trump at January 27, 2016 10:43 PM (W0RfD)
Sorry, my mind. I always search for alternate solutions to problems that have been dealt with.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 10:32 PM (q2o3
Ignition locks/re-keying for 1970's vintage VWs are not cheap. More than $50 each.
You can buy generic ignition switches with key lock for about $20 at auto supply stores. But for Cali Girl's problem, I'd suggest simply putting a hidden switch in some obscure, but easily-reached place to interrupt the wire running from the ignition switch to the crank relay or starter, or perhaps the ECM. Or a hidden manual valve in the fuel line.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2016 10:43 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at January 27, 2016 10:44 PM (WVsWD)
Has anyone tried the mechanic's gloves from Harbor freight?
Posted by: weft cut-trump at January 27, 2016 10:44 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 10:44 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:42 PM (egOGm)
Any steak that needs a sauce of any kind whatsoever doesn't deserve to be discussed in polite company, madam.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 10:44 PM (s5o+q)
Check your teeth folks, those canines aren't there by accident.
RK - A Texan? Well done? For shame...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 10:45 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: HA HA! at January 27, 2016 10:45 PM (LVG/7)
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 10:45 PM (Z/8dZ)
Yes, maybe 5 barn owls. One young one died. I'm not sure if the babies move on and get their own territory. There are the great horned owls as well, but I am not positive the nest is right by my house.
There all also golden eagles on the ranch.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:46 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 10:47 PM (gPTe0)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 27, 2016 10:47 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: filbert
Any?
You know that includes asshole steak, right?
Posted by: weft cut-trump at January 27, 2016 10:47 PM (W0RfD)
Ignition locks/re-keying for 1970's vintage VWs are not cheap. More than $50 each.
[ . . . ]
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2016 10:43 PM (Z8fuk)
I admit I haven't owned a VW since 1995, so I may not know what I am talking about.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 10:47 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: filbert
Any?
You know that includes asshole steak, right?
Posted by: weft cut-trump at January 27, 2016 10:47 PM (W0RfD)
I refer the right honorable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 10:48 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: goon at January 27, 2016 10:49 PM (gy5kE)
Ketchup, whole grain mustard, relish, brown sauce, red sauce, curry, chilli, chile sauce, pepper sauce ...
Posted by: weft cut-trump at January 27, 2016 10:39 PM
sriracha is good on eggs, too
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 27, 2016 10:41 PM (KCxzN)
***
'Ketchup," my angel calls Sriracha. From her mother's kitchen, I've had far better hot sauces, but in extremis, it will do for damned near anything.
When we have ramen, because pho is too much work, we always add finely-sliced beefsteak, an egg, and equal parts hoisin and sriracha, with a sprinkling of scallions and cilantro. Somehow, it always comes out perfectly.
And when we do have pho, and add the above-mentioned adjuvants - it's heaven.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 10:49 PM (/33sy)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 10:49 PM (zOTsN)
Steak? To quote Dad, "knock his horns off, grab him by the tail, and drag his ass across the grill."
(Then Mom would have to explain to the waitress "that means fare, darling.")
God made eggs delicious and runny for a reason. Dipping toast.
Scrambled only enters the pic if you messed up the first attempt at sunny side up.
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 10:50 PM (OGwwE)
Golden eagles at the water trough in the back of the ranch.
http://tinypic.com/r/2z50n81/9
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:50 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: weft cut-trump at January 27, 2016 10:44 PM (W0RfD)
No. IMHO, mechanic-ing is best done bare-handed, because one's sense of touch is an important asset in so many ways. If I'm going to be immersing my hands in solvent, I will wear disposable nitrile gloves. If it's wicked cold out, or if I am pulling heavy wrenches, I will don a pair of leather work gloves, or some "Green Ape" fuzzy cotton gloves.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2016 10:50 PM (Z8fuk)
re: Pie Shake
Deceptively simple, the pie shake is simply a standard milkshake made with your choice of a slab of their homemade pie tossed in. Despite the tempting array of various fruit pies, I opted for the Red Velvet Cake Shake, which, according to the waitress, was one of their best sellers.
It arrived a few minutes later, flecked pink in color topped with whipped cream and a cherry, filled into a tall sundae glass, the remaining contents loaded into the accompanying steel mixing cup. And quite simply, it was glorious. As a purveyor of shakes, this was absolute Red Velvety perfection in a glass.
[pic] http://tinyurl.com/hgd8vvy
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 27, 2016 10:50 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 10:50 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 10:51 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: filbert
Please film your asshole steak recipe.
Posted by: weft cut-trump at January 27, 2016 10:51 PM (W0RfD)
I see plenty of real meat on the hoof. Burn it up.
We took some cows off this weekend. One with bad eye cancer. Poor cow's head was swollen up like a beach ball. She smeared me with puss and goop and the smell was God Awful. Had to wash that coat and shirt twice to get it out.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 10:51 PM (bap+2)
Try jocko's in Nipomo. Best steak ever and yes I put salsa on it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:52 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 10:52 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 10:52 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: filbert
Please film your asshole steak recipe.
Posted by: weft cut-trump at January 27, 2016 10:51 PM (W0RfD)
English may not be your first language? I inquire purely out of academic interest.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 10:52 PM (s5o+q)
"Hell, Hank, you're a better father than I ever was. You had Bobby; all I ever had was you."
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 27, 2016 10:36 PM
Cotton Hill on Vietnam vets...
"VFW stands for veterans of foreign wars, not Reefer Smokin' Losers."
Posted by: major briggs at January 27, 2016 10:53 PM (EWg9n)
Try jocko's in Nipomo. Best steak ever and yes I put salsa on it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:52 PM (egOGm)
Waste of good steak then, IMHO, but different strokes for different folks.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 10:53 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 27, 2016 10:53 PM (21hN3)
God made eggs delicious and runny for a reason. Dipping toast.
Scrambled only enters the pic if you messed up the first attempt at sunny side up.
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 10:50 PM (OGwwE)
really?
ugh I can't really stand anything but scrambled eggs
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 10:53 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Ready for Hillary! (Not) at January 27, 2016 10:53 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Lauren at January 27, 2016 10:54 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 10:50 PM (OGwwE)
Yuck. You might as well drink a quart of moo blood.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at January 27, 2016 10:54 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: otho at January 27, 2016 10:54 PM (EWg9n)
I put a little in a ramekin (same with Italian dressing) and dip one finger in it and lick it off while I'm working. Over and over again. That's my snack.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 10:54 PM (gPTe0)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 27, 2016 10:55 PM (21hN3)
Now when you've got to feel your way to a nut or part then they can get in the way.
I like the ones that are partially waterproof and the backs are thin and porous so you get the liquids not soaking your hands and yet they're not as hot.
I buy a bundle of the cheap ones not the $7 a pair jobbies.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 10:55 PM (Xo1Rt)
English may not be your first language? I inquire purely out of academic interest.
Posted by: filbert
Because you shrink at challenges?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 10:55 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 10:55 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 10:53 PM (uZNvH)
I hate runny eggs. Scrambled eggs? OK, huevos rancheros are better. Eggs fried over hard are fine, as are hard-boiled eggs, and pickled eggs. And, of course, womlets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 27, 2016 10:56 PM (Z8fuk)
I only do the A1 when I get a steak and eggs order at a restaurant. Sometimes, their steak needs help.
Posted by: LGoPs at January 27, 2016 10:56 PM (dSriL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 10:55 PM (W0RfD)
A challenge actually has to be mounted, in order to be met, sir.
You're having trouble with the stirrup, it seems.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 10:56 PM (s5o+q)
Welp, the Huck has finally lost the plot:
Mike Huckabees campaign, in the back of the back as the caucuses draw near, made a bizarre grab for attention Wednesday by releasing a video expressing Huckabees frustration with this 2016 race to the tune of Adeles Hello. Its rife with Iowa references and, well, you have to see it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG_pEGVpQfc
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 27, 2016 10:56 PM (kdS6q)
___________________
So do I. For target practice. Especially the full bottles. Makes a nice little splodey.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at January 27, 2016 10:57 PM (WVsWD)
You don't appreciate eggs enough!!
You need to appreciate poached eggs and medium hard boiled eggs.
You're missing a lot.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 10:57 PM (gPTe0)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 10:57 PM (zOTsN)
I knew this place was full of weirdos, but... wow.
No runny eggs? Well done steak? Mayo on fries?
And, strangely, I find this "licking A1 off my fingers" somewhat titillating...
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 10:57 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: Gaylord from Planet Assmunch at January 27, 2016 10:57 PM (LVG/7)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 10:58 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: Yip & 2 corinthians not named Megyn at January 27, 2016 10:58 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Gaylord from Planet Assmunch at January 27, 2016 10:57 PM (LVG/7)
Yeah, that's not brown, Gaylord . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 10:59 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 27, 2016 10:59 PM (KCxzN)
It's a BBQ style. This is how we eat steak where I live. BBQ tri tip over red oak coals, served with pinqito beans, garlic bread, Mac and cheese or potato and yes salsa. Meat cooked rare to medium rare. It's very good. The steak joint around here BBQ everything and salsa is the condiment.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:59 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 27, 2016 11:00 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: Yip & 2 corinthians not named Megyn at January 27, 2016 11:00 PM (e7T6D)
Sounds like my panties.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 27, 2016 11:00 PM (c7vUv)
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2016 11:01 PM (b99VK)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 10:59 PM (egOGm)
Ok, now, BBQ, that's different.
There's steak, and then there's barbecue.
Two different styles of meat preparation.
Steak is not BBQ. BBQ is not steak.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 11:01 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 27, 2016 11:01 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 27, 2016 11:01 PM (21hN3)
You're having trouble with the stirrup, it seems.
Posted by: filbert
No, you're having trouble with an asshole steak without sauce.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 11:01 PM (W0RfD)
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.
Posted by: All Teh Meh at January 27, 2016 11:01 PM (yq2eR)
And you'll like it and thank me profusely for it.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 11:01 PM (gPTe0)
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene
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This album cover came to mind
http://tinyurl.com/gn3wra6
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 11:02 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: SMFH at January 27, 2016 11:02 PM (iem58)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 11:02 PM (q2o38)
Steak is not BBQ. BBQ is not steak.
Posted by: filbert
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Two different *meats*, for civilized people.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 11:03 PM (oFSUK)
The steakhouses serve their filet, top and all steaks with salsa as a condiment. They are BBQ steaks though. Gotta have red oak to cook with though.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 11:03 PM (egOGm)
You had me at "tie you up"
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 11:03 PM (uZNvH)
Why discriminate on the ways to enjoy them?
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2016 11:03 PM (b99VK)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 11:03 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Yoda in Illinois. Old and Unimproved. at January 27, 2016 11:04 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 11:04 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: CozMark at January 27, 2016 11:04 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 11:01 PM (W0RfD)
Well . .
Any steak that needs a sauce of any kind whatsoever doesn't deserve to be discussed in polite company, madam.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 10:44 PM (s5o+q)[i/i]
I'm not seeing anything here that negates my statement.
Unless you're seriously making the argument that "ass steak" is something to be discussed in polite company.
Now granted, this isn't polite company, it's AoSHQ, but . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 11:04 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 11:05 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 11:05 PM (s5o+q)
simple scrambled with some milk to make them fluffy.
And the grill has to be just the right heat for it to work and not get them rubbery.
Not too much milk either.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 11:05 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Yoda
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There was a very brief mayonnaise skirmish, but no one was injured.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 11:05 PM (oFSUK)
The best steaks are cooked over the fires made by the burning bodies of my loyal subjects.
Greasy adipose smoke make the best seasoning in the world. Especially white middle class men... ummm, delicious...
Posted by: Gaylord from Planet Assmunch at January 27, 2016 11:06 PM (LVG/7)
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 11:06 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 11:06 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2016 11:06 PM (b99VK)
Don't make me regret it.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 11:06 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: ThunderB at January 27, 2016 11:03 PM (zOTsN)
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Ha! He won't be after I force him to stop dumping on Trump.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 11:07 PM (gPTe0)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 11:07 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 11:07 PM (gPTe0)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................................
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 11:07 PM (uZNvH)
Sounds like my panties."
What I'm saying is at the sale barn the best cows don't go to the packer. They go to to other ranchers. What goes t othe packer is what most everyone else has passed on right now.
Burn it up.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 11:08 PM (bap+2)
The steakhouses serve their filet, top and all steaks with salsa as a condiment. They are BBQ steaks though. Gotta have red oak to cook with though.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 11:03 PM (egOGm)
Sounds barbaric!
Glad you enjoy it. Perhaps I'll have the opportunity to partake of the barbarity sometime.
I mean, I'm judgmental, but that doesn't mean that I'm judgemental.
Er . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 11:08 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: CozMark at January 27, 2016 11:08 PM (CbGSW)
a tiny drop of olive oil will work in a pinch.
Posted by: garrett at January 27, 2016 11:08 PM (b99VK)
Yes, tri tip, top block, filet, New York, artichokes, even the bread is grilled. Chicken is great BBQ, whole chicken sawed in half. Then put the chicken in a small ice chest with more baste so it steams. Yummy.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 11:08 PM (egOGm)
Now granted, this isn't polite company, it's AoSHQ, but . . .
Posted by: filbert
Yes, but. That bug up your ass needs to go.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 11:09 PM (W0RfD)
Like that wife swapping show a few years back.
Hil fcuking arious.
Not to many were able to transition. Mostly train wrecks.
I like the redneck and princess ones. Those are a hoot.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 11:09 PM (Xo1Rt)
When I die, I want to have a Naval burial - in a sea of hollandaise sauce.
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 11:09 PM (OGwwE)
Just say no to pepper on anything.
Yupp. I have all the bases covered.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Culinary Heathen at January 27, 2016 11:09 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 11:10 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at January 27, 2016 11:10 PM (hSkCr)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 11:09 PM (W0RfD)
Hmm, curious . . . bugs in asses . . . hmm . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 11:11 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 11:11 PM (Xo1Rt)
The problem was that she was using a thin steel pan and not getting it hot enough to cook the eggs quickly. I could never get her to understand that. She hated how she cooked, but never took the time to figure out what was the problem.
I can whomp up scrambled eggs in a minute and make them fluffy and tender.
I have trouble making poached eggs, since they want to turn into egg-drop soup.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 11:11 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: The eggman at January 27, 2016 11:11 PM (FkBIv)
I like the redneck and princess ones. Those are a hoot.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 11:09 PM (Xo1Rt)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I liked the one when some lady flipped out and started telling the family she was a "Prayer Warrior for Christ".
Posted by: CozMark at January 27, 2016 11:11 PM (CbGSW)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 11:11 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 27, 2016 11:11 PM (GzDYP)
That sounds wonderful. I love eggs benedict.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 11:11 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: filbert
Bug-curious is no way to be remembered, son.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 11:12 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 11:12 PM (bap+2)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 27, 2016 11:11 PM (GzDYP)
I will admit a certain attraction to the deviant behavior you describe . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 11:13 PM (s5o+q)
For the late to bed crowd.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 11:13 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: The Brothel on Planet P at January 27, 2016 11:13 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 27, 2016 11:13 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 11:13 PM (gPTe0)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 11:12 PM (W0RfD)
You're just no fun, son. No fun at all.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 11:14 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 11:14 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Yo! at January 27, 2016 11:14 PM (rgxCi)
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 11:15 PM (s5o+q)
want some poached owl eggs? now's your chance
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 11:15 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Gaylord from Planet Assmunch at January 27, 2016 11:15 PM (LVG/7)
Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at January 27, 2016 11:15 PM (Z8fuk)
The cows around here are happy, we have grass growing finally.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 11:15 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: otho at January 27, 2016 11:16 PM (EWg9n)
last few minutes of cooking is yummy. And I will never say no to an
offer of mushrooms cooked in butter.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 27, 2016 11:11 PM (GzDYP)
That is essentially a Captain Neon Burger at a McMenamin's brew pub.
It isn't even on the menu anymore, they just make it when you ask for it.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 11:16 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: chemjeff
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Not if you're cooking them!
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 11:16 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: Gaylord from Planet Assmunch at January 27, 2016 11:16 PM (LVG/7)
We are witnessing the end of the House of Clinton.
We could only wish.
But if that's so, how come chelsea's getting groomed for a political career?
I knew that NBC gig was a setup for something else (besides the money laundering)
Can you all say Caroline Kennedy?
Dumber than a box of rocks and stupid looking to boot.
Hey, I don't sic my family on the Nation how's about you rich bastards laying off too?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 11:17 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 11:17 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 27, 2016 11:17 PM (/WPPJ)
Yes.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 11:12 PM
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Wait, wut??? You are? You've been holding out on me? Landwise or do you have livestock? I want to raise cattle. I have the land to do it but everyone keeps telling me that it's a money loser.
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 11:18 PM (gPTe0)
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I've been hearing that since before Bill was elected the first time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 27, 2016 11:18 PM (oFSUK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 11:18 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 11:18 PM (W0RfD)
want some poached owl eggs? now's your chance
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 11:15 PM (uZNvH)
I'll take them poached--and not turned to charcoal, please. Thx.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 27, 2016 11:18 PM (jV8Mq)
Friend - What are you doing here?
Hank - We're chaperones!
Friend (derisively) - Way to go, Ronald Reagan.
Girl's dad - Hey, don't call me that!
Hank - Yeah, don't call him that!
Hands down, my favorite exchange of dialogue on any TV show
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 11:19 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Yo! at January 27, 2016 11:19 PM (rgxCi)
Posted by: Yo! at January 27, 2016 11:19 PM (rgxCi)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 11:20 PM (uZNvH)
Santa Maria style BBQ is something good that came out of the PDRK.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 27, 2016 11:20 PM (sOhww)
Posted by: filbert
I'm having mucho grande fun.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 11:18 PM (W0RfD)
Yeah, you're HAVING fun, but you're NOT FUN.
Here, have a waffle.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 11:20 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Yo! at January 27, 2016 11:20 PM (rgxCi)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 27, 2016 11:20 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 11:21 PM (egOGm)
No thanks necessary. The cows are there (thanks to GrandPa) and the land is there (again thanks to G'Pa) so. The cows themselves are the easiest part of the deal.
I didn't realize this surprised people. I talked about it before.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 11:21 PM (bap+2)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 11:21 PM (uZNvH)
I give up.
Posted by: Yo! at January 27, 2016 11:21 PM (rgxCi)
Yeah, you're HAVING fun, but you're NOT FUN.
Here, have a waffle.
Posted by: filbert
Like the GOPe, you just don't understand the parameters.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 11:21 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 11:21 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 27, 2016 11:22 PM (l3vZN)
Put them in the freezer for a while. They'll be easier to crack.
And it works but not on the pecans.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 11:22 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 11:22 PM (uZNvH)
I give up.
Posted by: Yo! at January 27, 2016 11:21 PM (rgxCi)
Oh.
This is bad.
Anybody else think this is bad?
I mean, if Yo! gives up, what hope can any of us have?
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 11:22 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Culinary Heathen at January 27, 2016 11:22 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Yo! at January 27, 2016 11:23 PM (rgxCi)
Posted by: Barney Frank at January 27, 2016 11:23 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 27, 2016 11:20 PM
Way to jinx her! This is 2016, the year of Death to Celebrities.
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 11:23 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 11:23 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 11:21 PM (W0RfD)
Yes, but where do you stand on Yo! giving up?
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 11:23 PM (s5o+q)
Some levis, some overhauls and some dirty t-shirts.
Done.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger 1.0 and All That at January 27, 2016 11:23 PM (Xo1Rt)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Culinary Heathen at January 27, 2016 11:24 PM (WVsWD)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 27, 2016 11:24 PM (21hN3)
Posted by: L, Elle, Nazi commenter at January 27, 2016 11:24 PM (gPTe0)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 11:24 PM (7qAYi)
It's not as if DDT is hard to make. It isn't being used for bad optics.
Of course the effects of Malaria, Dengue, and Leishmaniasis are worse and actually kill . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at January 27, 2016 11:24 PM (q2o38)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Yes, but where do you stand on Yo! giving up?
Posted by: filbert
What's this 'give up' shit?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 11:24 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: OldDominionMom
!-------------------
Yep. She actually called in to the 25 hr Live! event for a silly show (Angier Tribeca) the other day to tell them how funny the show was.
I thought the same thing as you - "cool. Carol is still kickin'."
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 11:24 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 27, 2016 11:25 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: eman at January 27, 2016 11:25 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 27, 2016 11:25 PM (egOGm)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 11:24 PM (W0RfD)
Hey, I can only take the Comments as they come.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 11:25 PM (s5o+q)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 27, 2016 11:25 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: Gaylord from Planet Assmunch at January 27, 2016 11:25 PM (LVG/7)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 27, 2016 11:23 PM (7qAYi)
Oh crap! Sorry Ms. Burnett!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at January 27, 2016 11:26 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 27, 2016 11:24 PM (21hN3)
Earnest, heartfelt golf clap.
Posted by: filbert at January 27, 2016 11:26 PM (s5o+q)
L'Elle, cows are a money loser if you have to feed them. Do you have reliable, consistent grazing? Do you have a grass plan? One head to 5 acres per year minimum.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 27, 2016 11:26 PM (bap+2)
People's Democratic Republic of Korea
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 27, 2016 11:26 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
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That's all well and good, but where do you stand on ketchup on eggs? Hm?
Posted by: Chi Lauren Greene at January 27, 2016 11:27 PM (OGwwE)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 27, 2016 11:27 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 27, 2016 11:28 PM (l3vZN)
People's Democratic Republic of Kalifornia, an acronym often seen on forums, the theme of which Babs and DiFi don't approve of.
Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at January 27, 2016 11:29 PM (sOhww)
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