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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2016 10:03 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 10:05 PM (voOPb)
Ah, beautiful multi-culturalism where transsexuals and radical Islamists can link hands is unity against those eeevil defenders of Western Civilization... oh, wait...
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10940
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 22, 2016 10:05 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 22, 2016 10:06 PM (jV8Mq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 10:08 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at January 22, 2016 10:09 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: CDR M at January 22, 2016 10:10 PM (SCx0h)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at January 22, 2016 10:10 PM (+eR2D)
Posted by: no good deed at January 22, 2016 10:10 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2016 10:11 PM (b99VK)
It's nice when it's you east coast doofuses..
Well.. I really do feel sorry for you.. but, hey.. it's frickin winter.
I would love to hear the impression of all the guys who complained the last few days that the media was over-sensationalizing this! lol!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 22, 2016 10:12 PM (UpGcq)
I'm betting on the commercial site, but that's just because I think the government can't do anything right except for sucking donkey cock.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:12 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2016 10:12 PM (b99VK)
Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2016 10:12 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Yo! at January 22, 2016 10:13 PM (xsi5s)
Posted by: mpfs, Now Halloween Jack is a really cool cat at January 22, 2016 10:13 PM (VLmgL)
Posted by: CDR M at January 22, 2016 10:13 PM (SCx0h)
last few days that the media was over-sensationalizing this! lol!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 22, 2016 10:12 PM (UpGcq)
Yeah...I'm one of them. So I get 20" of snow? So what?
It's called "winter."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:14 PM (Zu3d9)
So, you admit we've got expertise!
Posted by: Gummint at January 22, 2016 10:14 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Vendette at January 22, 2016 10:14 PM (ZHuTJ)
Good night horde
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2016 10:15 PM (hk3Fb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 10:15 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Hardline Sanity Prod at January 22, 2016 10:15 PM (+eR2D)
We're still getting slow, steady buildup here but it's certainly not deep enough to bury the, uh, to make a snobo.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:15 PM (jR7Wy)
'Refugees' are now masterbating and pooping in the kids pools, since they can't swim and don't go in the big pool.
Posted by: Yo! at January 22, 2016 10:16 PM (xsi5s)
But seriously, we have a ton of snow. Doggies are very happy.
Posted by: Moki at January 22, 2016 10:16 PM (7q2ch)
...and really, most weather forecasters are just reading you the NOAA info while wearing a tight sweater.
Which I am willing to do, by the way.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2016 10:16 PM (b99VK)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 22, 2016 10:17 PM (ppaKI)
Wait....what?
Are you saying that they can't accurately predict weather more than several hours out?
Weather Underground has changed their forecast about six times in the last two days. The NOAA site has changed once.
While it is possible that the NOAA folks have arrived at the same results with every analysis, my money is on the folks who update based on changing data.
But...I have food, booze, fuel, a big generator and a manual transfer switch so I don't even have to worry about powering my heating systems.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:18 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: mpfs, Now Halloween Jack is a really cool cat at January 22, 2016 10:18 PM (VLmgL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 10:18 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Hillary! at January 22, 2016 10:18 PM (n22zQ)
Just what Western Civilization needs, more pool diversity!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2016 10:19 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2016 10:19 PM (T78UI)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 22, 2016 10:20 PM (U6f54)
'Refugees' are now masterbating and pooping in the kids pools, since they can't swim and don't go in the big pool.
Posted by: Yo!
Whaaaaaat!?
Posted by: mpfs, Now Halloween Jack is a really cool cat at January 22, 2016 10:20 PM (VLmgL)
This isn't a sweater.
http://tinyurl.com/jzfa8rk
or this
http://tinyurl.com/glo3llb
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:20 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at January 22, 2016 10:20 PM (Dwehj)
Who did we piss off today?
Me? I managed to piss off a bunch of the AltRight/WhiteNationalist/Nazi weirdos on twitter. That made my mentions entertaining for most of the day.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 10:20 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at January 22, 2016 10:20 PM (oQQwD)
Only 26 days until spring training.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 22, 2016 10:21 PM (3C9q2)
"Rutro, ergo sum" if I'm using a Russian translator correctly. Scooby-Doo couldn't have said it better.
Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2016 10:21 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:20 PM (GEICT)
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Congratulations!
But really, who's whiter than the Irish? It's like they're translucent.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:21 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 10:22 PM (voOPb)
I am so stealing snobo.
Posted by: mpfs, Now Halloween Jack is a really cool cat at January 22, 2016 10:18 PM (VLmgL)
Caller to Chris Plante show this AM suggested the storm be named Snobama!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2016 10:22 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: CDR M at January 22, 2016 10:23 PM (SCx0h)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:21 PM (jR7Wy)
True, but to those folks I'm a "cuck" or "cunt" or "fag" or any of another half dozen elementary school taunts.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:23 PM (GEICT)
Channeling Rick Wilson are we?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:23 PM (Zu3d9)
Tree Ring Data.
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2016 10:23 PM (b99VK)
Yesterday I went back to get milk, which I had forgotten.
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 22, 2016 10:23 PM (zq6az)
We had over 2 feet in 1996 and I'm sure we've had just as much since then. As long as the power doesn't go out or big branches come down and take out power we should be o.k, but spouse is in bed with flu or a really bad cold sp it will probably be up to FenelonSprout (Thanks for the name suggestion Boulder Toilet Hobo) and I to do most of the shoveling. We don't have a snow blower. One years kids cam by and we paid them to shovel snow, but kids are either not so enterprising or they moved someplace else.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 10:23 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: the real ch3 at January 22, 2016 10:23 PM (hTyFQ)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2016 10:22 PM (wYnyS)
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Epic snowjob that lasted eight effing years.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:23 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Tyler Mason at January 22, 2016 10:24 PM (VFBs7)
Posted by: CDR M at January 22, 2016 10:23 PM (SCx0h)
Which ones? Whose do you trust?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:24 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 10:20 PM (voOPb)
"Shut up!" the climate scientists with cushy research grants explained!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2016 10:24 PM (wYnyS)
Barry: Valerie!!!! Michelle is being mean to meeee!
Mooch: STFU, Barack! And tell Reggie to pull up his damned pants and GTFO.
The Gurlz: Mom, Dad, can't we have just one weekend where we bond and play Monopoly? Please?
MIL: I swear, if you two don't STFU, I'm moving back to Chicago. Oh, wait....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2016 10:24 PM (FsuaD)
But really, who's whiter than the Irish? It's like they're translucent.
Hey, I resemble that remark!
Posted by: mpfs, Now Halloween Jack is a really cool cat at January 22, 2016 10:24 PM (VLmgL)
I go buy the models.
Because I'm very wealthy. Very, very wealthy.
I have a lot of money.
... and women like that.
Posted by: Donald Trump's Forehead merkin at January 22, 2016 10:24 PM (b99VK)
Channeling Rick Wilson are we?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:23 PM (Zu3d9)
I understand he's a pal of aces. For the most part I find him to be an asshole
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 10:25 PM (voOPb)
As every goat in the lands of Islam knows, Johnny Islam is not real picky.
Posted by: Yo! at January 22, 2016 10:25 PM (xsi5s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 10:25 PM (w4NZ8)
I'm a little envious, I'd love to be on the plateau. On of these days, I'll get there, either in retirement or when I hit the lottery.
Posted by: Country Singer at January 22, 2016 10:25 PM (GUBah)
Well played there, Eris!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2016 10:26 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:23 PM (GEICT)
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They can't talk to you like that! Only we can talk to you like that!
But seriously, why were you jousting with these village idiots? What started it?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:26 PM (jR7Wy)
Is it some kind of American tradition to make French Toast whenever it snows?
Posted by: Jacques Pepin at January 22, 2016 10:27 PM (oQQwD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 10:22 PM (voOPb)
Funny thing? The more vitriolic they got, the more my follower count went up. Hysterical.
Channeling Rick Wilson are we?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:23 PM (Zu3d9)
*snort*
No, I don't know how he puts up with it. They go way farther with him. I had a brief exchange with him the other night. Suddenly someone tweets us both with a picture of a picture of Wilson's adult daughter...that said person had masturbated on.
There was a 4chan thread dedicated to doxxing her and planning a "cum tribute".
People are fucking sick.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:27 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:28 PM (jR7Wy)
Just turn them around and you've got a unisex Islamic chastity belt.
Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2016 10:28 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 10:25 PM (voOPb)
*nods*
I know a lot of people have that opinion of him. I will just say that the few times I've interacted with him, he's been very polite and nice.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:29 PM (GEICT)
I think he cultivates that very carefully.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:29 PM (Zu3d9)
What. The. Fuck.
Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2016 10:29 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2016 10:29 PM (bx+Bq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 10:08 PM (voOPb)
That's where the word "compound" comes in.
Although, as a True Conservative (R), I believe you would be allowed to use the word "manor" instead. ("Demense" if you have French/Norman heritage.)
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 10:29 PM (COMrr)
Posted by: no good deed at January 22, 2016 10:29 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:30 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:24 PM (Zu3d9)
I wouldn't really just blindly trust 'em. You gotta look at all of them and QA what it depicts. Most models have biases that will help you pick which one to lean on more. Other models are useless at certain ranges so that narrows it down more. Take the NAM for instance. It is known that it overestimates the precipitation amounts so you lop off about 1/3 from the total it depicts.
Posted by: CDR M at January 22, 2016 10:30 PM (SCx0h)
Glad I don't tweet or do Facebook.Anonymity always brings out the worst in people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 10:30 PM (w4NZ8)
Hey! I resemble that remark.
Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2016 10:30 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:26 PM (jR7Wy)
Oh I never respond to any of them directly. Let them shout into the void.
This morning Trump retweeted something someone tweeted to him. Like he typically does. Except the handle that he retweeted was "@WhiteGenocideTM" and if you clicked on his page it was nothing but Nazi crap.
So I retweeted the Donald's tweet with something like "classy".
And thus began the insanity.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:31 PM (GEICT)
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Eeeeeeessshhhhhh. Wading in a human sewer.
Hope you're having a restorative drink right now.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:31 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 10:31 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:28 PM (jR7Wy)
I'm gonna have to add that word to the database.
Posted by: CDR M at January 22, 2016 10:32 PM (SCx0h)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 10:33 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2016 10:33 PM (bx+Bq)
Who did we piss off today?
Me? I managed to piss off a bunch of the AltRight/WhiteNationalist/Nazi weirdos on twitter. That made my mentions entertaining for most of the day.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:20 PM (GEICT)
As far as I can tell, everybody is pretty much pissed off at everybody else, and has turned it up to eleventy!!!11!!!!
Other than that, it's Friday.
Oh, there seems to be a spot of weather out there on the eastern shore of the country. Seems to be disturbing the flocks.
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 10:34 PM (COMrr)
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Wait, this WhiteGenocide...were they fer it or agin it?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:34 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:31 PM (jR7Wy)
Like I said, I honestly found it amusing. Those people can't offend me or bother me. I don't respect them or care enough about them for that to happen.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:34 PM (GEICT)
And how do you feel about this Rick Wilson?
Posted by: zombie sigmund freud at January 22, 2016 10:34 PM (DLIIY)
Posted by: Country Singer at January 22, 2016 10:25 PM (GUBah)
Glad to have you, come on down. I have been here 21 yrs, best thing that ever happened to me.
Posted by: Tyler Mason at January 22, 2016 10:35 PM (VFBs7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:34 PM (GEICT)
That's a healthy attitude.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 22, 2016 10:35 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Yo! at January 22, 2016 10:35 PM (xsi5s)
Well, I suppose Trump could do the opposite, and sell conservatism down the river. It's a risk. But isn't the same risk we run with every Republican?
Posted by: rrpjr at January 22, 2016 10:35 PM (s/yC1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:34 PM (jR7Wy)
Ha. Against. Dude is flat out white nationalist/nazi. He has listed as where he lives "Jewmerica". There's a link on his profile to this website that pushes a video of "The Greatest Story Never Told" and it's all about what a great person Hitler was.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:36 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2016 10:36 PM (DLIIY)
Posted by: derit at January 22, 2016 10:37 PM (OC+TJ)
Posted by: rrpjr at January 22, 2016 10:35 PM (s/yC1)
With Trump or Cruz, it's a risk. With just about anyone else on the slate, it's an inevitability.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 22, 2016 10:37 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 10:33 PM (voOPb)
He's a bomb thrower. An instigator. I understand why that pisses people off and irritates them. But he's never really annoyed me, even when I thought he was wrong or went too far.
But I certainly don't begrudge other people their opinions of him. Free damn country, at least for the moment.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:37 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: rrpjr at January 22, 2016 10:35 PM (s/yC1)
The devil you know vs. the devil you don't.
Posted by: unfatmatt at January 22, 2016 10:38 PM (ofDwz)
Are you saying that they can't accurately predict weather more than several hours out?
Weather Underground has changed their forecast about six times in the last two days. The NOAA site has changed once.
While it is possible that the NOAA folks have arrived at the same results with every analysis, my money is on the folks who update based on changing data.
But...I have food, booze, fuel, a big generator and a manual transfer switch so I don't even have to worry about powering my heating systems.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:18 PM (Zu3d9)
I have the sense that most of the NOAA local (regional) weather forecasters have their heads screwed on fairly straight . . . after all, they have to live next door to people who have to live with their forecasts. The NOAA folks in the local offices are pretty strongly motivated to get it right, I think, for the forecasts that they're responsible for.
Folks like Accuweather, Weather Underground and the like national-scope forecasters who try to do local forecasts don't IMHO do any better than the local NOAA forecasters with the 1-3 day forecasts.
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 10:38 PM (COMrr)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2016 10:38 PM (DLIIY)
Posted by: mpfs, Now Halloween Jack is a really cool cat at January 22, 2016 10:38 PM (VLmgL)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 22, 2016 10:38 PM (dFj0x)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 22, 2016 10:39 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2016 10:36 PM (DLIIY)
Wasn't he the crazy one?
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 10:39 PM (COMrr)
Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 22, 2016 10:39 PM (aUQgu)
$1.41 today. Same station selling for $1.51 day-before-yesterday.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2016 10:40 PM (bx+Bq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 10:40 PM (w4NZ8)
Well that's...special.
Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2016 10:40 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2016 10:36 PM (DLIIY)
Nancy and Ann's long lost brother.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 10:41 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 22, 2016 10:41 PM (uZNvH)
What's everyone drinking? Who's about to be snowed in? We gotta do something fun. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EVERYTHING IS AWFUL WE NEED SOMETHING FUN.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:42 PM (GEICT)
I vaguely recall that he was.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2016 10:42 PM (DLIIY)
Gas had hit $1.88 a gallon here.
Posted by: mpfs, Now Halloween Jack is a really cool cat at January 22, 2016 10:38 PM (VLmgL)
I vaguely recall seeing something about it being an average of $1.65 nationwide on the day TFG was inaugurated.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2016 10:42 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 22, 2016 10:42 PM (hVdx9)
Romney was pro abortion and banning black guns just like Trump was
Posted by: Yo! at January 22, 2016 10:35 PM (xsi5s)
National Review seems to be laboring under the delusion that, because the magazine was founded by W.F. Buckley, that they are the arbiters of What Is Conservative And What Is Not.
This is, as I say, a delusion.
All the moreso, because the assholes are based in Washington Fucking D.C..
That alone warps their worldview beyond the event horizon.
They should move their editorial offices to, oh, say, Rapid City, South Dakota. THEN they might, after a few years, start re-connecting with what the word "conservative" means.
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 10:42 PM (COMrr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 10:43 PM (kpqmD)
Romney was...
I'd like to know why they made him look like Luke Wilson. From Idiocracy.
Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2016 10:43 PM (n22zQ)
Here;'s a dumb question. What;s the plateau you are talking about ? Somewhere in Texas?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 10:40 PM (w4NZ
I was guessing the Cumberland Plateau.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2016 10:43 PM (EzgxV)
Goats are Mother Nature's garbage collectors, they will eat almost anything--thorns not a problem. Pigs come close, but, they won't stand there chewing whilst one is screwing them--thus, pork is forbidden in islam.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 10:43 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 10:44 PM (voOPb)
What's everyone drinking? Who's about to be snowed in? We gotta do something fun. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EVERYTHING IS AWFUL WE NEED SOMETHING FUN.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:42 PM (GEICT)
You didn't like the doggies?
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 10:44 PM (COMrr)
Posted by: Yo! at January 22, 2016 10:44 PM (xsi5s)
Interesting alternate soundtrack to the 1972 science fiction film Silent Running.
No opening credits with Joan Baez' interminable wailing? What a tragedy.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 22, 2016 10:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2016 10:42 PM (EzgxV)
No ethanol gas was $1.71 here in Tulsa today. I never look at the other prices because living in an oil state, I prefer not to subsidize Big Corn.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 10:45 PM (kXoT0)
Trump understands that free enterprise forms the basis of a free society and talks, rather than preaches, to me.
Trump for Commander In Chief
Cruz for Supreme Court (sb Chief Justice)
Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 22, 2016 10:45 PM (aUQgu)
Wait, you were at that party too?? What are the odds...
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at January 22, 2016 10:45 PM (GG9V6)
At the risk of revealing my inner geek, that would be a really interesting post...how you look at forecasts and your thought process while arriving at a conclusion.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:45 PM (Zu3d9)
Edwards Plateau?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2016 10:45 PM (bx+Bq)
You guys must be shirking the $1.18/gallon Golden State Privilege Tax.
Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2016 10:45 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 10:44 PM (COMrr)
Dogs?
Oh. In the post. I should probably read the post.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:46 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 22, 2016 10:46 PM (ucDmr)
What is up with nro?
Romney was pro abortion and banning black guns just like Trump was
Posted by: Yo! at January 22, 2016 10:35 PM (xsi5s)
National Review seems to be laboring under the delusion that,
because the magazine was founded by W.F. Buckley, that they are the
arbiters of What Is Conservative And What Is Not.
This is, as I say, a delusion.
All the moreso, because the assholes are based in Washington Fucking D.C..
That alone warps their worldview beyond the event horizon.
They should move their editorial offices to, oh, say, Rapid City,
South Dakota. THEN they might, after a few years, start re-connecting
with what the word "conservative" means.
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 10:42 PM (COMrr)
Speaking of which -- anyone know which of the websites that noscript blocks on NRO that you actually need to enable to read their stuff....as opposed to the dozen that are trying to adserve you, track you, place malware on you, or sign you up for the camps?
Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2016 10:46 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 10:46 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 10:46 PM (COMrr)
Make him drink the pool.
Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2016 10:47 PM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2016 10:47 PM (Se2s/)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:42 PM (GEICT)
Laphroaig 10 year. It's 39 Degrees here in Beaumont, with a nice fire in the fireplace and the windows open because shit, it's winter and I'm gonna have a damn fire!
Posted by: unfatmatt at January 22, 2016 10:47 PM (ofDwz)
Not a dumb question at all. It is the Cumberland Plateau. Where I live is in the region that runs through eastern Tennessee. It is truly God`s country, If you ever come here you will always long to come back!
Posted by: Tyler Mason at January 22, 2016 10:47 PM (VFBs7)
It's called "winter."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:14 PM (Zu3d9)
That's the way I feel. If you can't handle 20" of snow, move to Florida.
You have a week's worth of groceries anyway. So you sit around watching TV, play on the computer, make a pot of chili, and bake brownies.
Even if the electricity goes off, in my case the hot water heater still works. So I wear a few layers, put a couple of quilts on the bed, and every so often, fill the tub with hot water and relax in it. I can recharge my devices by running my car.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 22, 2016 10:47 PM (kGrwF)
Reviewed the thread. Not Texas. Somewhere East.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2016 10:47 PM (bx+Bq)
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Just to be shallow, cuz that's who I am and I'm my authentic self, I will observe that these supremacists are themselves never very close to the square-jawed Aryan ideal.
I mean bitchin' blonde atomic zeppelin rangers death-dealing Thor's thunderbolts to the world's untermenschen, all to a magnificent Wagnerian soundtrack.
They always seem to be stump-toothed goobers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:47 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: it's a funny world at January 22, 2016 10:47 PM (QrwkN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:36 PM (GEICT)
Where's my fvcking rent check?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:48 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 22, 2016 10:48 PM (XQ30z)
Wait, what?
Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2016 10:48 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2016 10:48 PM (DLIIY)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 10:48 PM (kXoT0)
Happy birthday Thrawn if you're lurking.
Posted by: mpfs, Now Halloween Jack is a really cool cat at January 22, 2016 10:48 PM (VLmgL)
K, better?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 10:46 PM (kXoT0)
I've never heard of that. I mean, obv I've had BT, but Bourbon Creme? Good?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:49 PM (GEICT)
1) Nighy(the lead) looks about 70. His love interest (I assume she is, Rachel Weiss) looks late 20's early 30's. Sigh.
2) Nighy is a member of british intelligence, his secretary, a muslim lady in a head scarf. This would not be that bad but for gods sakes with all of the other cultural signalling going on, it kind of annoys.
3) Nighy "pumps" (could not avoid the euphemism) a reporter for information on his neighbor (Weiss.) They make sure you know that the guy is rabidly homosexual in the first 30 sec by having him both come on to and check out the waiter. Again, not that big of a deal, but along with all of the other cultural signalling....
4) Everyone smoked. I actually saw this as a positive.
5) Nighy, in one of his first conversations with Weiss, mentions that he left his wife while she was pregnant with their daughter. For God's sake people, the protagonist is supposed to be SYMPATHETIC not a douchebag.
6) What finally made me turn it off was when Weiss was telling Nighy about her brother who was "Killed by the Israelis." He asks her what the brother was doing and she replies "He was waving a white flag, trying to keep them from knocking down a building."
*click*
*sigh*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2016 10:49 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:36 PM (GEICT)
Where's my fvcking rent check?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:48 PM (Zu3d9)
It's always about money with you people.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 10:49 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 22, 2016 10:45 PM (oVJmc)
Well, you know, could have been the wailing of . . . er . . . John Lennon's second wife . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 10:49 PM (COMrr)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 22, 2016 10:49 PM (HUeC4)
Posted by: Hilarry! (*hic*) at January 22, 2016 10:49 PM (n22zQ)
Don't judge.
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 10:46 PM (COMrr)
Judge? Hell I'm drinking RedStag and diet coke. I'm in no place to judge. Slainte.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:49 PM (GEICT)
Oh God forbid they would rub elbows with the common man. The cocktail & dinner parties, the politicians, the lobbyists, they could never leave.
They went from journalism school to a politicans office or an east coast journalism office. Fuck em all. We saw the debates, there are 2 candidates who are top notch. The rest aren't. Let us decide you we want. NRO FOAD
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 10:49 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at January 22, 2016 10:49 PM (QY8ck)
It was a great day! I had lunch with friends and we laughed a lot and the problem with the son with Chemistry-has, I think, been worked out (Thanks for the prayers, folks) so he won't be complaining about Chemistry every day several times a day for the next five months. Hell find something else to complain about. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 10:50 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 10:50 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 22, 2016 10:50 PM (3myMJ)
Hitler was."
Well, in fairness, without Hitler, we would never have had lots of funny _Downfall_ riff videos posted on the Internet.
Let's not lose sight of what's really important here.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 22, 2016 10:50 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 22, 2016 10:50 PM (aUQgu)
Agree that this would be an interesting and useful topic.
I've found NOAA's web site to be pretty useful but not user friendly as a lot of interesting stuff is hidden under obscure links. For example, there are pretty good tide charts, but getting to the one you really want is non-trivial. If you find one you like, bookmark it to save yourself a lot of frustration!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2016 10:50 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:48 PM (Zu3d9)
It's always about money with you people.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 10:49 PM (kpqmD)
Dammit. I just choked on my drink you funny bastards.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:50 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2016 10:50 PM (Se2s/)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:36 PM (GEICT)
Where's my fvcking rent check?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:48 PM (Zu3d9)
It's always about money with you people.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 10:49 PM (kpqmD)
*snorts*
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 10:51 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 10:51 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2016 10:51 PM (bx+Bq)
Posted by: small town girl at January 22, 2016 10:52 PM (utT6Q)
Whiskey will not disinfect medical devices. This is garbage info.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2016 10:52 PM (W0RfD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:48 PM (Zu3d9)
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I LOL'd all over my keyboard.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:52 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 22, 2016 10:52 PM (HUeC4)
Posted by: no good deed at January 22, 2016 10:52 PM (GgxVX)
I am not drinking anything but I do have an Angry Orchard hard apple cider in the fridge if I want to drink.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 10:51 PM (w4NZ
Good stuff. I like their green apple flavor.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at January 22, 2016 10:52 PM (HalrA)
Romney was pro abortion and banning black guns just like Trump was
Posted by: Yo! at January 22, 2016 10:35 PM (xsi5s)
There's some good stuff published by NRO, that pushes back against the GOPe establishment, occasionally, but when push comes to shove, at the end of the day, when all is said and done, etc., they'll throw their lot in with the Man.
No more do we see of this standing athwart History hollering 'Stop!' These days it's 'Get the F*** Outa The Way!'
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 22, 2016 10:52 PM (j/w3r)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:52 PM (jR7Wy)
Anybody else picture something really dirty?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:53 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2016 10:53 PM (DLIIY)
I had a 5:1 Brokers Gin:Carpano Bianco Vermouth Martini with a twist.
It was great.
And then moved on to lots of beer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:53 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2016 10:52 PM (W0RfD)
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It makes the prick slide in easier, I've found.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:53 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: eman at January 22, 2016 10:53 PM (MQEz6)
Make him drink the pool.
Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2016 10:47 PM (n22zQ)
Now, now, let's not be hasty here.
First of all, were there kiddies in the kiddy pool? Or sex-starved NFL team cheerleaders? I think that might make a difference. A fairly big difference, between drawing and quartering, and the purchase of a round at the local pub and good-natured heckling for not inviting his friends.
Second . . . day or night? Drunk or sober?
Situation of the kiddy pool? Good cover of shrubbery and trees, or way out in the open?
I mean . . . you know . . . details matter.
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 10:53 PM (COMrr)
*click*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2016 10:49 PM (iHjB5)
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Exactly my experience. I clicked it off at that precise moment. I can't sit through the insult anymore.
Posted by: rrpjr at January 22, 2016 10:53 PM (s/yC1)
Trying out Jack Daniel's Tennessee Fire as a cold weather sipping drink. So far, not bad. Less syrupy than fireball and a lot less sweet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2016 10:54 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:49 PM (GEICT)
Excellent. They can't keep it in stock. It is lovely in dark chocolate hot chocolate. Since the fiance's death in December, many a 3 or 4 AM morning has found me sipping hot chocolate and Bourbon Creme.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 10:54 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2016 10:52 PM (W0RfD)
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It makes the prick slide in easier, I've found.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:53 PM (jR7Wy)
Oh my.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 10:54 PM (kpqmD)
If you happen to a rumpled gray-haired white guy be careful. He smells like an unwashed Ewok during an Endorian heat wave.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at January 22, 2016 10:54 PM (QY8ck)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:53 PM (Zu3d9)
.........................one of these days I'm going to get you to come to the NoVaMoMe and I'm going to force you to drink Fireball all night.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:54 PM (GEICT)
109 Here;'s a dumb question. What;s the plateau you are talking about ? Somewhere in Texas?
Not a dumb question at all. It is the Cumberland Plateau. Where I
live is in the region that runs through eastern Tennessee. It is truly
God`s country, If you ever come here you will always long to come back!
Posted by: Tyler Mason at January 22, 2016 10:47 PM (VFBs7)
I traversed it when I went looking around the Nashville area from Knoxville. Three observations: (1) considering how unusual it is that you notice, you really feel like you're on a plateau as you go across it; (2) It seems like nice country; and (3) I'm guessing that AJ's Hermitage is on it [missed going due to time constraints].
Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2016 10:54 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 22, 2016 10:55 PM (gisJf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 10:51 PM (w4NZ
If my heart could save burn in a bottle....
Posted by: Zombie Jim Croce at January 22, 2016 10:55 PM (yxw0r)
Make Him drink the pool.
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Wow did not know drinking jizz was halal
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 10:55 PM (voOPb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:55 PM (jR7Wy)
Whiskey will not disinfect medical devices. This is garbage info.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2016 10:52 PM (W0RfD)
May be, but when used in an IV you don't give a damn!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 22, 2016 10:55 PM (wYnyS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2016 10:54 PM (iHjB5)
I'm a big fan of Tennessee fire and that's almost exactly, word for word, my description of it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:55 PM (GEICT)
I was at an excellent liquor store a few days ago and they had a display with $4 Chardonnay.
My wife puts ice in her Chardonnay, so I thought..."What the fvck? Why not?"
She liked it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:55 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2016 10:56 PM (Z/8dZ)
So there are isotopes in my scotch??!!
Who knew?
No wonder it gives me a glow!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2016 10:50 PM (Se2s/)
There's not only isotopes in your scotch, there's also.... CHEMICALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: chemjeff at January 22, 2016 10:56 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 22, 2016 10:56 PM (aUQgu)
I love to make cracks about their forecasting prowess and get Cuz all riled up.
A local station, WYFF, back in the late 90s or so, I can't really remember, got a new Doppler radar system, which they dubbed "Super Doppler". A neighbor of mine (he's now 90, and sort of out of his head now, doubt he even knows who I am now) dubbed that "The ditty bopper".
So after the, we generally to refer to the weather forecasting apparatus as "The Ditty Bopper". Ie, what's the Ditty Bopper say it's going to do tomorrow?
Anyway, WYFF has a new weather model they run, which they've been bragging about, which continuously takes current conditions into account as it runs.
So that's the latest Ditty Bopper technology. The Ditty Bopper currently claims the ice is over with and we'll only have a little snow and sleet for the rest of the night, and it should clear by tomorrow afternoon.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 22, 2016 10:56 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 22, 2016 10:56 PM (uZNvH)
Make him drink the pool.
Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2016 10:47 PM (n22zQ)
Now, now, let's not be hasty here. .
Second . . . day or night? Drunk or sober?
Situation of the kiddy pool? Good cover of shrubbery and trees, or way out in the open?
I mean . . . you know . . . details matter.
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 10:53 PM (COMrr)
You sound as if you speak from experience. NTTAW...who am I kidding, there's a LOT wrong with that!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 10:57 PM (kpqmD)
http://dailycurrant.com/2014/11/17/north-dakota-names-landfill-after-obama/
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 10:57 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 10:54 PM (kXoT0)
*hug*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:57 PM (GEICT)
I wonder why Bowling covered for O'Reilly today? Ethics on O'Reilly's part?
Posted by: bestie21 at January 22, 2016 10:49 PM
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Snow. BOR lives on Long Island and he's a big wimp.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 22, 2016 10:57 PM (E6RIJ)
Cruz. I trust more than Trump, but still wary of him.
If neither of them can beat Hillary or Bernie, then we really are lost as a country.
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 22, 2016 10:57 PM (hVdx9)
I forgot to make pizza dough.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:30 PM
Do NOT forget to make pizza dough! We used to do that every so often. Homemade pizza to your specs is the best.
Haven't done that in a bit, thanks for the idea.
Just enjoyed a wonderful pot roast, we usually have it just once a year in homage to the healthy eating gods. But it's so damn good.
Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2016 10:57 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 22, 2016 10:58 PM (dULJN)
Just sayin'."
So, your're flying back. Good deal.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2016 10:58 PM (bx+Bq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:54 PM (GEICT)
Not a chance. But certainly after a few grownup drinks.
I am going to make it to one of those if it kills me...and I'm bringing Nevergiveup and J.J. Sefton.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:58 PM (Zu3d9)
Ah, beautiful multi-culturalism where transsexuals and radical
Islamists can link hands is unity against those eeevil defenders of
Western Civilization... oh, wait...
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=10940
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 22, 2016 10:05 PM (vBeA5)
That feces is eventually going to hit the fan here. And I can't wait to see the lefties' heads explode like in Scanners trying to decide which aggrieved group they must support. I'm guessing it will be one that threatens to slit their throats so bye bye trannies.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2016 10:58 PM (45oDG)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 22, 2016 10:56 PM (uZNvH)
I get that. My sleep cycle has been all fucked up this week. Grab you some good shut eye and feel better.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:58 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Yo! at January 22, 2016 10:58 PM (xsi5s)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 22, 2016 10:55 PM (gisJf)
Well hell, that makes all the difference in the world!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 10:58 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 10:57 PM (kpqmD)
Well, considering I think the range of responses begins with drawing and quartering, and then goes down from there . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 10:59 PM (COMrr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:36 PM (GEICT)
Friend of mine had her elderly German mother pass away not too long ago. Lived through WWII. Never would say a bad word about Hitler.
"But Mrs. Konig, what about all those Jews who were murdered?"
"Oh, we didn't know."
And then I realized that explaining the difference between vincible and invincible ignorance to her would be futile.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 22, 2016 10:59 PM (j/w3r)
Oh man, I just saw a cooking show with an excellent looking pot roast.
They are usually on the dry side, so if you have a recipe.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:59 PM (Zu3d9)
.........................one of these days I'm going to get you to come to the NoVaMoMe and I'm going to force you to drink Fireball all night.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:54 PM (GEICT)
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No, no, even better -- 360 Glazed Donut Vodka.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:59 PM (jR7Wy)
I am going to make it to one of those if it kills me...and I'm bringing Nevergiveup and J.J. Sefton.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:58 PM (Zu3d9)
You can drink Manhattans with Nearsider.
And the more the merrier.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:00 PM (GEICT)
Yeah, just like FS "worked it out" with grammie winger.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2016 11:00 PM (DLIIY)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:54 PM (GEICT)
Not a chance. But certainly after a few grownup drinks.
I am going to make it to one of those if it kills me...and I'm bringing Nevergiveup and J.J. Sefton.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:58 PM (Zu3d9)
Jewmageddon!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:00 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2016 11:00 PM (bx+Bq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:59 PM (jR7Wy)
Oh man, I'm not a barbarian.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:01 PM (GEICT)
While a medical kit was onboard, no alcohol could be found to
disinfect the IV needle, so Dr. Quinlan requested a flight attendant
grab some whiskey from the bar cart to do so.
Whiskey will not disinfect medical devices. This is garbage info.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2016 10:52 PM (W0RfD)
If it's the best you have at hand, it's better than throwing up your hands and saying, "it's not really sterile, let him die."
Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2016 11:01 PM (EzgxV)
#25 has the details
Posted by: Yo! at January 22, 2016 10:58 PM (xsi5s)
It was beginning to sink into my brandy-soaked brain that I might have missed something . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 11:01 PM (COMrr)
Someone started talking to me about a drama series which purports to be about the amazing thrilling accomplishments of modern MI5.
I snorted and said, "Oh, yes, British intelligence, the people who brought us Kim Philby and Guy Burgess. Why, they are a bunch of _consummate_ professionals at the business."
Blank stare. No idea in the world what or who I was referring to.
Gee, maybe it isn't too early in the evening to shift to the hard stuff. There's some vintage 2015 Val-U-Rite I have set by for special occasions like this.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 22, 2016 11:01 PM (noWW6)
They no longer put the price in the 3 ft high letters on the canopy, as they were having to change them daily as the price plummeted.
Love the affordable gas, hate the effect it has on the oil patch jobs.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2016 11:01 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: Hank at January 22, 2016 11:01 PM (BtG7l)
.........................one of these days I'm going to get you to come to the NoVaMoMe and I'm going to force you to drink Fireball all night.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:54 PM (GEICT)
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No, no, even better -- 360 Glazed Donut Vodka.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:59 PM (jR7Wy)
He wants him to get drunk, not gay.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:02 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Jacques Pepin
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It is a known fact that milk sammiches are a very necessary winter survival food.
Posted by: Chi at January 22, 2016 11:02 PM (I7I0v)
And when I was explaining that a wall is pretty much for show (without serious interior enforcement) and wouldn't stop much because of the number who could overstay visas and flood us with illegals in no time, someone here was claiming that visa overstays were some tiny, insignificant number ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2016 11:02 PM (zc3Db)
I have no sympathy for these people. But I think I understand them. It must be difficult to confront the ultimate monster and realize that it is within you.
So their rationalizations are understandable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:02 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 11:02 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: cthulhu
The first aid kits on airlines have alcohol pads if not iodine.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2016 11:03 PM (W0RfD)
It burns, so, yeah.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2016 11:00 PM (bx+Bq)
Spend the first 24 hours sleeping off your drunk, and the next 24 sleeping off your hangover.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:03 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:02 PM (Zu3d9)
And cowardly.
If you can't even be honest with yourself, if you can't confront the demons and the evil within, you can never hope to do it when it matters out in the world.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:04 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Hank at January 22, 2016 11:01 PM (BtG7l)
Just very solid and surprisingly persistent rain.
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 11:04 PM (COMrr)
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2016 11:04 PM (qUNWi)
As soon as I hit "post" I thought of that, then realized that it would be futile to try to beat you maniacs to the joke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:04 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2016 11:05 PM (qUNWi)
'Refugees' are now masterbating and pooping in the kids pools, since they can't swim and don't go in the big pool.
Posted by: Yo!
Whaaaaaat!?
Posted by: mpfs, Now Halloween Jack is a really cool cat at January 22, 2016 10:20 PM (VLmgL)
FFS, "Camp of the Saints" isn't supposed to be a "how-to" guide.
Posted by: The Camp of the Hats at January 22, 2016 11:05 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:03 PM (kpqmD)
And it's that second day that really, REALLY sucks.
I mean . . . I've heard . . .
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 11:05 PM (COMrr)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 22, 2016 11:05 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 11:05 PM (voOPb)
I was in the Persian Gulf on my Destroyer, preparing to board a merchant ship to search it in support of the arms embargo...
Day 3 of Desert Storm...
So tonight... I'll drink Capt. Morgan...
Posted by: Don Quixote, formerly BB Wolf, formerly Romeo13... at January 22, 2016 11:05 PM (f7rv6)
LOL. Why does most of the world hate the opposable thumb?
I have to say that I'm surprised bobbing for apples hasn't made a big professional splash in Europe or South America. That's a sport that's right up their alley.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2016 11:05 PM (zc3Db)
Why does a drink with such a cool name taste so vile?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2016 11:05 PM (Se2s/)
Was I not scientific?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2016 11:05 PM (bx+Bq)
Oh man, I just saw a cooking show with an excellent looking pot roast.
They are usually on the dry side, so if you have a recipe.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:59 PM (Zu3d9)
I made one a few nights ago that involved marinating overnight in Coca-Cola and soy sauce.
It was tasty, but I probably won't do it again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2016 11:06 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2016 11:05 PM (Se2s/)
I'm guessing Nearsider quit tasting them long before he got to his 12th of the evening.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:06 PM (GEICT)
Oh. don't misunderstand. I appreciate their evil.
Someone (probably the German government) is prosecuting a 95 year old Auschwitz guard. My older brat told me about it and my comment was, "I hope he gets raped in prison."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:06 PM (Zu3d9)
I thought it was weird some of things that were missing too. Hummus?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 11:07 PM (w4NZ8)
Day 3. I was deep into targeting for VII Corps Artillery firing constantly as we made the turn.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2016 11:07 PM (Se2s/)
Posted by: CDR M at January 22, 2016 11:08 PM (SCx0h)
You got ripped. Mine was 2.99 (Bay Bridge)
Choices: Chardonnay, Pinot Grigio, Pinot Noir, Cabernet (something) and something else
Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 22, 2016 11:08 PM (aUQgu)
Someone (probably the German government) is prosecuting a 95 year old Auschwitz guard. My older brat told me about it and my comment was, "I hope he gets raped in prison."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:06 PM (Zu3d9)
*fistbump*
Never again, my friend.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:08 PM (GEICT)
254 Don Q.
Day 3. I was deep into targeting for VII Corps Artillery firing constantly as we made the turn.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2016 11:07 PM (Se2s/)
/Salute!
Posted by: Don Quixote, formerly BB Wolf, formerly Romeo13... at January 22, 2016 11:08 PM (f7rv6)
I had thought we were going to the film this past weekend, but he had a scout campout.
Now he wants to finish the book first.
He's getting a Hillary rage headache.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2016 11:09 PM (FsuaD)
Here in Commiefornia, when government "scientists" are told that they have to have a doctorate to earn the big bucks and fast promotions at their state jobs, they just go to notorious unaccredited online diploma mills to get their "Piled higher and Deeper" sheepskin issued promptly.
And when they get caught, after making obvious mistakes, they retain their positions and pensions. Nor are the policies based on their flawed work rescinded.
I tell you, this state is right out there on the _cutting edge_. We're blazing trails into new territory that the rest of you slowpokes won't explore for another decade or so.
Posted by: torquewrench at January 22, 2016 11:09 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 22, 2016 11:05 PM (7qAYi)
You mean you might have to shred the cheese yourself? The horror!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 22, 2016 11:09 PM (zc3Db)
Was I not scientific?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2016 11:05 PM (bx+Bq)
I don't know. Did you conduct a double-blind controlled clinical Everclear trial? And if it didnt start double-blind I guaran-damn-tee folks were double-blind after.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:09 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:06 PM (Zu3d9)
Agreed.
I am liking the Facebook meme that shows a
"Gun Free Zone"
in which a Nazi soldier is shooting two women in the back of their heads.
OregonMuse, as to the old lady, they knew. They all knew. If you haven't seen it, The Book Thief, is an excellent movie and it clearly shows how even though people knew it was wrong for their neighbors to be pulled from their homes and sent away--they kept their heads down and did nothing for the most part.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:10 PM (kXoT0)
What's everyone drinking? Who's about to be snowed in? We gotta do something fun. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EVERYTHING IS AWFUL WE NEED SOMETHING FUN.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:42 PM
I was walking thru the liquor section in search of good cheap Merlot when I passed a discounted bottle of Smirnoff's Caramel. Hmm, that sounds good. It was!
Don't if they are still making it or it's been discontinued. Weird liquors/flavors I never saw as a bartender back in the 70s.
Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2016 11:10 PM (o/90i)
Right back at ya.
I went on to Somolia later with the Navy oddly enough. Became a shellback along the way.
Fun times.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2016 11:11 PM (Se2s/)
Henry's Hard Soda. I tried the ginger ale. Pretty darn good. They also have an orange soda I may try next week.
Posted by: Chi at January 22, 2016 11:12 PM (I7I0v)
#134 Under the NoScript "Options..." grey box on the bottom right
toolbar, have you got "Allow NRO" checked off okay? Even the
"Temporarily Allow" checked off? That's all I've got for them (when I
used to go there on occasion when linked from conservative sites) and I
can see the text okay.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2016 10:53 PM (DLIIY)
I'll be damned. Now it works. I've been missing a bunch of Kevin Williamson articles because I'd hit the link and get a header and no article -- then I'd look for what noscript was blocking and I'd get 17 other sites [I just counted] -- not including nationalreview.com ....and I was damned if I was going to vet 17 sites.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2016 11:12 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 22, 2016 11:12 PM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: buzzion at January 22, 2016 11:12 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Hank at January 22, 2016 11:12 PM (BtG7l)
Husband told me at dinner tonight we have someone in the legislature proposing that any bidness that has a "Gun Free Zone" sign out front be subjected to lawsuits for any mayhem/deaths that might arise from patrons being forbidden to carry.
Good for our state, Georgia.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2016 11:13 PM (FsuaD)
And I can't wait to see the lefties' heads explode like in Scanners
trying to decide which aggrieved group they must support. I'm guessing
it will be one that threatens to slit their throats so bye bye trannies.
Posted by: TheQuietMa
Scanners is a very underrated film.
With really excellent, plot related head explosions.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 22, 2016 11:13 PM (gisJf)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:14 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 22, 2016 10:55 PM (gisJf)
Well hell, that makes all the difference in the world!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016
****
Wel duh. You're supposed to crap in the hot tub and masturbate in the kiddie pool!
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 22, 2016 11:14 PM (hVdx9)
Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2016 10:57 PM (o/90i)
Oh man, I just saw a cooking show with an excellent looking pot roast.
They are usually on the dry side, so if you have a recipe.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:59 PM
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I've got a really great recipe that I adapted from one of Paula Deen's. The meat is moist and flavorful, and it makes a ton of gravy too if you're interested.
Most important thing about pot roast: use only a boneless chuck roast. Top round, bottom round and rump roasts are always dry.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 22, 2016 11:15 PM (E6RIJ)
I have noticed the gap increasing as well. That must mean they are making the premium better now, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2016 11:15 PM (iHjB5)
He's getting a Hillary rage headache."
Good! Wasn't he flirting with the dark side a little while back?
Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2016 11:15 PM (Kqit+)
There was a 4chan thread dedicated to doxxing her and planning a "cum tribute".
People are fucking sick.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 10:27 PM (GEICT)
It's not the worst thing to photograph oneself masturbating on...
*shudders*
Posted by: The Shuddering Hat at January 22, 2016 11:15 PM (vBeA5)
Thanks; I was wondering how that was going.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 11:16 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: IrishEi
This.
Alton Brown has a good recipe as well, but a bit fiddly as he is known for.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2016 11:16 PM (W0RfD)
Or is the whole "smart Jews" thing just a false stereotype?
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 22, 2016 11:17 PM (zq6az)
I've had a couple of times when I couldn't see past the hood of my car.
If Hillary is somewhere in the blizzard I hope she has a stockpile of Depends.
Posted by: Northernlurker, muzungo at January 22, 2016 11:17 PM (QY8ck)
Thanks; I was wondering how that was going.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 11:16 PM (w4NZ
Brand new - found out about them just today.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:17 PM (kpqmD)
*Looks*
No. I poured the shit into a spoon and lit it with a cig lighter. A friend of mine poured a bottle into his pickup tank and drove for a day on it. Burned some valves, but.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2016 11:17 PM (bx+Bq)
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 22, 2016 11:18 PM (hVdx9)
Please!
nynjmeet at optimum dot net
Or a link.
Thank you very much!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:18 PM (Zu3d9)
Or it might actually be pleasant to imagine her NOT having a good supply. However, that would just be hell on the poor bastards who drive her around.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2016 11:18 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:06 PM (GEICT)
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He isn't going to try and break his record this year, is he? Because that is insane.
He should be applying that competitive spirit to something useful, tying cherry stems with his tongue for the 'ettes delectation.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 11:19 PM (jR7Wy)
"
He's getting a Hillary rage headache."
Good! Wasn't he flirting with the dark side a little while back?
Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2016 11:15 PM (Kqit+)
Too much NPR.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2016 11:19 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Trimegistus at January 22, 2016 11:17 PM (zq6az)
John Podoretz has tried to explain it.
http://tinyurl.com/h5hapud
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:19 PM (kXoT0)
It'll do that. As well as heavily impair vision, motor function, and the ability to retain one's stomach contents. Versatile stuff, Everclear.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:19 PM (kpqmD)
She liked it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:55 PM (Zu3d9)
Okay, here's my ugly little secret. I get a 3 dollar Winking Owl Muscato from Aldi's and drink a glass of it with orange juice and ice.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 22, 2016 11:19 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2016 11:20 PM (bx+Bq)
No. I poured the shit into a spoon and lit it with a cig lighter. A
friend of mine poured a bottle into his pickup tank and drove for a day
on it. Burned some valves, but.
Don't be so quick to blame Everclear. Check your compression ratio.
Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 22, 2016 11:20 PM (aUQgu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 11:20 PM (voOPb)
He should be applying that competitive spirit to something useful, tying cherry stems with his tongue for the 'ettes delectation.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 11:19 PM (jR7Wy)
If he does, we might have to carry him out of there. Or call an ambulance.
LOL. He was tying cherry stems pretty much all night the year before.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:20 PM (GEICT)
Leave me behind on an old thread, will you?
I hope the semen of a 1,000 camel fleas freezes your feet to the driveway just as the snowplow bounces off your new Mercedes convertable - that you forgot to put the top up on - trapping you as the snowplow barrels down on you, moving the 1/2 inch of snow that you and the entire libtard East Coast panicked over...
Posted by: Idaho Dude at January 22, 2016 11:21 PM (NvWGy)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2016 11:16 PM
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Yeah, I like his stuff too, but sometimes gets way too complicated. However, his 3-day marinating Sauerbraten is worth the trouble.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 22, 2016 11:21 PM (E6RIJ)
Arrrrgh! Please use tinyurl next time!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:21 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Time and Relative Hats in Space at January 22, 2016 11:21 PM (vBeA5)
If you're ever on a regular e.g. news site and something doesn't appear, like a linked Tweet, then it's usually okay to select the "Temporarily allow all of this page" option too. I sometimes have to do that to see something like a comment thread.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2016 11:21 PM (DLIIY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 10:53 PM (jR7Wy)
Although I am very happy that you feel comfortable enough to share. . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2016 11:21 PM (q2o38)
I usually do use tinyurl, but, tonight, I skipped a step, so sue me, Insomniac.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:22 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:22 PM (kpqmD)
Maybe he will have more time to do Sherlock then. Of course, I think it was more the Star availability than his...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2016 11:22 PM (iHjB5)
Or is the whole "smart Jews" thing just a false stereotype?
Posted by: Trimegistus
****
Leftist Jews are JINOs. Hell, most are atheists. They do like to using thri Jewish lineage as a weapon when someone dares to disagree with them, but that is about it.
The leftist "religion" trumps all others.
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 22, 2016 11:23 PM (hVdx9)
The price of Regular at Wal Mart was $1.36.
Overweight was $1.56, and Morbidly Obese was $1.76.
Had to translate the grades into People of WalMart pricing, so us proles could make sense of the pumps, dontchaknow.
I forgot to ask 'em if they had an AADP (American Association of Dead People) discount though. Many apologies, amigo!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2016 11:23 PM (McRlu)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2016 11:21 PM (q2o3
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For our needle-phobes!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 11:23 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:22 PM (kXoT0)
I'm assuming he's posting from a phone. Long links like that can really fuck up the page on a mobile device.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:23 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2016 11:24 PM (DLIIY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 10:50 PM
That's odd, I just had that happen for the first time in my life the other day.
Clueless idiot woman in front of me is chatting w/ her son in the open area before checkouts. When I move into line she tells me...sir I was in line. WTF she was in no damn line.
I'd give her credit for calling me sir, except she prolly only did it because I have a beard this winter and it's really showing my 60 yrs. Bummer.
Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2016 11:24 PM (o/90i)
Well, my friends weren't that smart either, so.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2016 11:24 PM (bx+Bq)
Hah. So good.
Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2016 11:25 PM (w/iDp)
Whatever gun rights Canadians have will probably be gone as soon as their Leftist parliament meets...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/zr8h447
Posted by: The Right To Keep And Bare Hat at January 22, 2016 11:25 PM (vBeA5)
Winking Owl Muscato from Aldi's and drink a glass of it with orange
juice and ice.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 22, 2016 11:19 PM (kGrwF)
Whatever floats your boat!
Hey...I'm a pompous asshole about food and drink, but just MY food and drink.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:25 PM (Zu3d9)
where he plays a farting corpse. According to critics, it doesn't quite
have the depth and complexity of 'Ass'.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 22, 2016 10:17 PM
But surely you know whose ass it is and why it's farting?
Posted by: otho at January 22, 2016 11:25 PM (EWg9n)
So a nice gift card it is!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2016 11:25 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2016 11:25 PM (DLIIY)
https://goo.gl/UkFfZL
Posted by: filbert at January 22, 2016 11:25 PM (COMrr)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:25 PM (kXoT0)
I usually do use tinyurl, but, tonight, I skipped a step, so sue me, Insomniac.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:22 PM (kXoT0)
Insomniac, Plaintiff, hereby sues Sherry McEvil, Defendant, for blowing the margins and causing serious eyestrain trying to read this blog, and in support whereof hereby states as follows:
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:26 PM (kpqmD)
Congrats Man! I actually had the first phone interview I have ever had this week. I do not see what good it does. I have done interviews and you get so much from the way people dress, their facial expressions, body language, etc, that I wonder how much good it does to do a phone interview.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2016 11:26 PM (iHjB5)
They are usually on the dry side, so if you have a recipe.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:59 PM (Zu3d9)
I've never been able to reproduce it, but my mom would make a pot roast where she browned it on the stove then finished it off in a roasting pan in the oven. She would do potatoes and carrots with it, and the potatoes and carrots were caramelized in a way that I've never been able to get. She used chuck roast.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 22, 2016 11:26 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:22 PM (kXoT0)
***
The problem is that you just enfucked the entire thread for every phone user.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 22, 2016 11:26 PM (Bi1Tt)
Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2016 11:26 PM (w/iDp)
Did you protest at Hillary's fundraiser on Wednesday?
Posted by: no good deed at January 22, 2016 10:52 PM (GgxVX)
I wish. I couldn't figure a way to fit the flag-draped coffin in the Honda.
Posted by: unfatmatt at January 22, 2016 11:27 PM (ofDwz)
Of course having dealt with leftist who tell me that they go in the RCC when nobody is there and defecate on the altar and piss in the holy water (not because they had anything bad happen to them like priests molest them-but just because they had Christianity and RC in particular, I shouldn't be surprised at the level of insanity. Why are you telling me this anyway., I wonder? First of all, I'm not RCC although ti's gross and I think you're liar anyway and second of all-you support Hillary, which about says it all.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 11:27 PM (w4NZ8)
where he plays a farting corpse. According to critics, it doesn't quite Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 22, 2016 10:17 PM
He really needs to move on from acting and just enjoy being filthy rich. Harry Potter is a kid, you are now sorta kinda a grown man who will always be Harry Potter all grown up.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:28 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2016 11:29 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 22, 2016 11:26 PM (Bi1Tt)
Sorry. I tried doing the blog on my phone years ago and it was always too big a hassle waiting for it to load, so I forgot that folks do that.
So profuse apologies to one and all. Ashes upon my head.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:30 PM (kXoT0)
Canadian gun right are conveyed via the Provincial legislatures if I understand Canada law. CanFed can't do much.
Canucks correct me.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2016 11:30 PM (bx+Bq)
I once used a sock when there was no toilet paper.
Posted by: Al Roker at January 22, 2016 11:30 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2016 11:29 PM (RrDm2)
Cutty Sark already beat you to it anyway.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:30 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2016 11:29 PM (RrDm2)
You'll have better luck passing it off as Beam.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:30 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: despair at January 22, 2016 11:30 PM (VrdxH)
That reminds me to go find some killer white chilli recipes...
(Hint, hint, CBD)
And a long time ago, maybe with a software update?, long links stop blowing out theargins on my phone. So it doesn't affect everyone.
Posted by: Chi at January 22, 2016 11:30 PM (I7I0v)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2016 11:31 PM (ntObR)
I don't know, but talking on the phone in an interview situation is the most anxiety inducing thing in the world for me. I pace and sweat and ramble and it's awful.
In person I'm much more composed. Usually.
Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2016 11:31 PM (Kqit+)
Isn't that the premise behind the new NBC show "Quantico"?
Posted by: Josephistan at January 22, 2016 11:31 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:18 PM
~~~~
Just emailed it to you. :-)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 22, 2016 11:31 PM (E6RIJ)
Maybe if we ask CDR M nicely he can fix it.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:31 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 22, 2016 10:50 PM
I'm buying Bay Ridge Merlot at Koger for 2.54 a bottle, if you buy 6. Best cheap red wine I can find around here.
Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2016 11:32 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2016 11:32 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at January 22, 2016 11:34 PM (fC9RO)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:30 PM (kXoT0)
I'm sorry for being mobile deficient. But why do you need to apologize?
signed--old person
Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 22, 2016 11:34 PM (aUQgu)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I'm not so sure he knows how to ask nicely, unfortunately.
Posted by: Chi at January 22, 2016 11:34 PM (I7I0v)
Lots of people were tense before the storm (Are you in the storm path) but al least she called you "Sir". :^)
I was saying earlier that i had a cart in line and went back to get something quickly and some woman completely moved my cart out and replaced it with hers. It wasn't even in the line anymore. I just went to another line but that's never happened to me before
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 11:34 PM (w4NZ8)
Congrats Man! I actually had the first phone interview I have ever had this week. I do not see what good it does. I have done interviews and you get so much from the way people dress, their facial expressions, body language, etc, that I wonder how much good it does to do a phone interview.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2016 11:26 PM (iHjB5)
It's awkward. It never used to be a thing, unless you were having a preliminary chat with an out of town prospect. I've only done it once myself. I have a thing about talking to people on the phone as it is.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:34 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Farmer
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There was a time in my misspent youth when I bought Paisano by the 4 - 1 gallon glass jug case. Don't recall what I paid for it, but probably ~$20.00
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2016 11:35 PM (RrDm2)
I avoid chili recipe posts.
I prefer less contentious posts like:
"Why Is It Called 'The War of The Southern Rebellion?'
Is It Because Southerners Can't Spell "Civil?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:35 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 22, 2016 11:35 PM (VdICR)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 22, 2016 11:26 PM (kGrwF)
Hmm, I do my pot roast in a Breville crockpot on Low, I pour in port wine to a depth of half an inch, add 1 tablespoon minced garlic, top the roast with cracked black pepper and then with onions sliced as thin as I can get them, I put the onions and carrots around the roast. Walk away and forget it for six hours, the roast is fork tender, and the potatoes and carrots are caramelized, while the onions have mainly disintegrated into strings in the juice, then make gravy.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:35 PM (kXoT0)
What I don't understand is why people are so afraid to go further with the principle. For example, did you know that you can:
- Replace grout with Hormel Chili
- Dust your entire home with a Big Mac
- Add a whole new room to your home using sugar cubes
Think outside of the box, people!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2016 11:35 PM (ntObR)
I'll be damned. Now it works.
If you're ever on a regular e.g. news site and something doesn't
appear, like a linked Tweet, then it's usually okay to select the
"Temporarily allow all of this page" option too. I sometimes have to do
that to see something like a comment thread.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 22, 2016 11:21 PM (DLIIY)
The more I learn, the less likely I am to do that, and the more likely I am to think: "they're only going to lie to me, why should I let them implant malware, too?"
I mean, seriously -- look at the story on the sidebar. The FBI was so drooling at the prospect of dropping malware on people to defeat Tor that they actually ran a kiddie porn website for two weeks. Accepted new submissions, served webpages to pervs, ran it like they owned it....just so they could drop Tor-defeating malware -- that they admit they want to use elsewhere.
About 3/4 of the software vulnerabilities out there target either Flash or Javascript -- a site has to earn my trust for me to run either.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 22, 2016 11:35 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:30 PM (kXoT0)
Throw in some sackcloth and it's all good.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:36 PM (kpqmD)
Haha! With a couple of feet in western WY, I can relate. It would be rough to get that all at once, though.
Posted by: April at January 22, 2016 11:36 PM (79ZSg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Decay of society.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2016 11:36 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: jake at January 22, 2016 11:36 PM (HLUeE)
I prefer less contentious posts like:
"Why Is It Called 'The War of The Southern Rebellion?'
Is It Because Southerners Can't Spell "Civil?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:35 PM (Zu3d9)
B) Fuck you.
I don't know what the hell is wrong with the Texas Chili Jihadists and their fatwa against beans, but it's unnatural.Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:36 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:34 PM (kpqmD)
Good luck with the job. I have done lots of phone interviews. Best advise I was ever given was to stand up during the interview and to smile. Apparently standing keeps you from sounding disinterested or lazy and the smiling comes through as optimistic.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:37 PM (kXoT0)
It's awkward. It never used to be a thing, unless you were having a preliminary chat with an out of town prospect. I've only done it once myself. I have a thing about talking to people on the phone as it is.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:34 PM (kpqmD)
Maybe that is the point: put the prospect off balance and see how they react to an unfamiliar situation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 22, 2016 11:37 PM (iHjB5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 11:37 PM (voOPb)
16, 28 and .410 are expensive
Posted by: jake at January 22, 2016 11:36 PM (HLUeE)
Wait...huh?
I bought a box of 16ga the other day for my grandfather. Cheap as hell.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:37 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2016 11:32 PM (o/90i)
Hoo wee. A brother connoiseur. Let's toast
Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 22, 2016 11:38 PM (aUQgu)
Ok, let's put it like this.
You can either have more meat or beans. Which do you pick?
Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2016 11:38 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:36 PM (kpqmD)
So stilettos, lingerie, and mink don't do it for you.? That's the winter uniform of the Stiletto Corsettes.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:38 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, loading up Griswold & Gunnison in a Civil manner at January 22, 2016 11:38 PM (RrDm2)
LOL. Agreed BCochran.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2016 11:38 PM (ntObR)
No. Tim played it perfectly. Bruce is a different guy. That's not a lambaste.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2016 11:39 PM (bx+Bq)
(And for the rest, oh, look, mustard on a hotdog)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uLI6BnVh6w
Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2016 11:39 PM (q2o38)
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Wait until you hear about their 'barbecue'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, loading up Griswold & Gunnison in a Civil manner at January 22, 2016 11:39 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2016 11:39 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 22, 2016 11:35 PM (VdICR)
Groovy.
Posted by: Dr Morpheus at January 22, 2016 11:39 PM (cmE8J)
You can either have more meat or beans. Which do you pick?
Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2016 11:38 PM (Z/8dZ)
That's not an either/or in this house. My chili has 5lbs of meat and 6 cans of kidney beans.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:39 PM (GEICT)
No. Tim played it perfectly. Bruce is a different guy. That's not a lambaste.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 22, 2016 11:39 PM (bx+Bq)
I agree 100%. That was not a Bruce Campbell role, and I've been a fan since Evil Dead.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:40 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 22, 2016 11:40 PM (voOPb)
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These people have never compared the price of a gallon of Coke vs a gallon of bleach. Math is hard.
Coke & a scouring pad will do wonders for a little surface rust on real chrome bumpers, though
Posted by: Chi at January 22, 2016 11:40 PM (I7I0v)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, loading up Griswold & Gunnison in a Civil manner at January 22, 2016 11:39 PM (RrDm2)
And the really deep deep south of Texas Texans and their barbacoa.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:40 PM (kXoT0)
Look, I get that there are classic chile sauce recipes that don't call for beans, and they are great!
But for a bowl of something hot and meaty and thick and tasty, beans work very well.
I do like to use chuck that I cut into small cubes or chunks. Hamburger meat just doesn't have that mouth feel I like in chili.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:40 PM (Zu3d9)
FenelonSpouse never had a phone in his house until he turned 18 so he hates talking on the phone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 11:40 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, loading up Griswold & Gunnison in a Civil manner at January 22, 2016 11:41 PM (RrDm2)
You can either have more meat or beans. Which do you pick?
Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2016 11:38 PM (Z/8dZ)
That's not an either/or in this house. My chili has 5lbs of meat and 6 cans of kidney beans.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:39 PM (GEICT)
Kidney beans? Yeccch.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:41 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Chi at January 22, 2016 11:34 PM (I7I0v)
****
Happy New Year.
/ignore
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 22, 2016 11:41 PM (Bi1Tt)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:41 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 22, 2016 11:35 PM (VdICR)
He should be cast in a proper Star Trek series.
Posted by: The Goovy Hat at January 22, 2016 11:41 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Kristophr at January 22, 2016 11:41 PM (jLXo8)
I'll bet I can get citric acid at a chemical supply house for a lot less than I would have to pay for Coca Cola.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:42 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:39 PM (GEICT)
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And carrots! Don't forget the carrots!
How much kale do you put in your tofu chilil?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 11:42 PM (jR7Wy)
Just learned, you have to *mash up* at least half of the beans if you want 'em to be anything like Popeye's recipe. Duh.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2016 11:42 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:40 PM (Zu3d9)
Yeah I use 3lbs of ground round and 2lbs of hot sausage. Along with a shitload of onions and bell peppers and DAMN IT NOW I WANT CHILI.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:43 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 22, 2016 10:52 PM (HUeC4)
That's okay. I'm covering for you, slacker.
And to show that I've not a racist bone in my liver, it's black russians on a snowy night. I also love old black and white movies. Or maybe that's white and darker white movies?
Posted by: RickZ at January 22, 2016 11:43 PM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: jake at January 22, 2016 11:43 PM (HLUeE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2016 11:43 PM (w4NZ8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I think that phosphoric acid is the Coke ingredient that makes it a somewhat decent cleaner.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, loading up Griswold & Gunnison in a Civil manner at January 22, 2016 11:43 PM (RrDm2)
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2016 11:43 PM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:41 PM (kpqmD)
Yup. 3 cans dark red, 3 cans light red.
Mmmmmmmm.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:44 PM (GEICT)
Brisket is the god of meat and needs no adornment. Amen.
But may God have mercy on your soul should you choose lean brisket.
Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2016 11:44 PM (Z/8dZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 22, 2016 11:35 PM (VdICR)
I don't think he could have pulled off the ending as well.
Posted by: buzzion at January 22, 2016 11:44 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 22, 2016 11:44 PM (7qAYi)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:44 PM (Zu3d9)
390 I do like to use chuck that I cut into small cubes or chunks. Hamburger meat just doesn't have that mouth feel I like in chili.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:40 PM (Zu3d9)
Yeah I use 3lbs of ground round and 2lbs of hot sausage. Along with a shitload of onions and bell peppers and DAMN IT NOW I WANT CHILI.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:43 PM (GEICT
But when do you add the carrots?
Posted by: buzzion at January 22, 2016 11:45 PM (zt+N6)
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I just found out today how addicted I am to the TV. The satellite dish filled with snow by mid morning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, loading up Griswold & Gunnison in a Civil manner at January 22, 2016 11:45 PM (RrDm2)
How much kale do you put in your tofu chill?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 22, 2016 11:42 PM (jR7Wy)
I swear on everything holy and unholy, I will do everything in my meager power to have you banned.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:45 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:36 PM (kpqmD)
So stilettos, lingerie, and mink don't do it for you.? That's the winter uniform of the Stiletto Corsettes.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:38 PM (kXoT0)
I was just covering the whole penitence thing. I like to be thorough. But I like your winter uniform too...
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:45 PM (kpqmD)
Nah, just put in more meat.
Now, my dear husband insists that chili be served with rice. I disagree with this greatly, but being the good wife that I am I make the damn rice.
Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2016 11:46 PM (Z/8dZ)
I have about 16" of glacier left in my yard, and it got up to 45 today in Cheyenne Wyberia.
Posted by: Kristophr at January 22, 2016 11:46 PM (jLXo8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2016 11:46 PM (ntObR)
Is It Because Southerners Can't Spell "Civil?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
To be accurate: It's LINCOLN'S WAR
Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 22, 2016 11:46 PM (aUQgu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:45 PM (kpqmD)
K, I just draw the line at sackcloth, I am told it itches.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:46 PM (kXoT0)
And you drink that shit?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 11:47 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at January 22, 2016 11:47 PM (H9MG5)
Ooh, that sounds good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 22, 2016 11:48 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2016 11:46 PM (Z/8dZ)
That will get you burned at the stake in certain parts of the country.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:48 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: jake at January 22, 2016 11:49 PM (HLUeE)
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2016 11:43 PM (qUNWi)
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Just got here and don't know what's going on, but that's first class trolling, eleven.
Posted by: L, Elle at January 22, 2016 11:49 PM (2x3L+)
Posted by: chemjeff at January 22, 2016 11:49 PM (uZNvH)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:49 PM (GEICT)
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'Sup, Rick?
I need to get those damn vanilla beans so I can make my own Kahlua.
White Russians are my go-to winter drink usually. Well, Mulatto Russians, I guess, since I really like my Kahlua.
Posted by: Chi at January 22, 2016 11:50 PM (I7I0v)
Hitting the sack and hope I wake up to the winter wonderland Santa didn't bring.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 22, 2016 11:50 PM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2016 11:42 PM (ntObR)
I make my own refried beans, have for a long time. I cook the beans with a smoked trotter, and mash them afterwards.
Oh and if you insist on carrots with beans, cook pea soup using half split peas, half soaked beans and shredded carrot. Any sort of broth, ham bone or salt pork you want, and if you want to add cinnamon, well, no one really cares.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 22, 2016 11:50 PM (q2o38)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i21dtnWWIl8
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2016 11:50 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:50 PM (kXoT0)
Gonna try to make country fried steak again soon too.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2016 11:52 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: the real ch3 at January 22, 2016 10:23 PM (hTyFQ)
Well, that sucks. Maybe fly to Israel, and get them to stamp your passport?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2016 11:52 PM (Z8fuk)
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2016 11:53 PM (qUNWi)
Imagine Diablo III with better graphics and not sucking balls. Now forget all that because this is a space fighting/trading game. Except the mechanics are a lot like Diablo. You can mine and trade but the goal is to buy bigger and better ships, guns, subsystems so you can kill bad guys who are standing in your way.
Like Diablo there are levels and like Diablo moving to the next level means your super bad ass ship is back to being a punk ass bitch surrounded by bigger badder pirate ships.
The pacing can be a bit slow getting started. Initially I did a lot of running away and trading things to get enough money to build a ship that could actually fight back. It turns out trading fresh human body parts to mining colonies is very profitable as long as the various space cops don't catch you doing it.
There are a lot of NPC factions and it is possible to piss all of them off at the same time. For instance if the cops catch you smuggling body parts, drugs, medical waste etc. they will in time get pissed off.
Posted by: bestie21 at January 22, 2016 11:53 PM (HUeC4)
Oh man, I just saw a cooking show with an excellent looking pot roast.
They are usually on the dry side, so if you have a recipe.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 22, 2016 10:59 PM
Ours are never dry. Have ask the wife for exactitudes, but IIRC brown a chuck steak, then cook it in the oven covered w/ 1 package Lipton Onion Soup mixed w/ a can of cream of mushroom soup.
Cover it w/ foil and cook at a low temp, IIRC 325 for 3-4 hrs depending on size.
Damn, now I'm hungry again.
Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2016 11:53 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil
You and must live in different parts of OK
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 22, 2016 11:53 PM (/ciMI)
"Great chili Janie, but what in the world kind of meat is this??"
"Well, you notice how the boss isn't in today?"
;-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2016 11:53 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at January 22, 2016 11:54 PM (AI2xT)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:50 PM (kXoT0)
It's just goat. Not my favorite meat, but still decent enough and not that weird.
Posted by: The Carnivorous Hat at January 22, 2016 11:54 PM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 22, 2016 11:54 PM (/ciMI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 22, 2016 11:48 PM (kGrwF)
I hate to brag, but, it is good. Get one of these Breville crockpots, it's the best I have ever owned. When this one dies as they all do, I will promptly by another one.
http://tinyurl.com/h4gz2tv
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:54 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: eman at January 22, 2016 11:54 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: bestie21
****
Rather closed minded of them.
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 22, 2016 11:54 PM (hVdx9)
"What the fuck?!?! Why are these fucking idiots so amazed by this? Do they not know who these guys are? Do they not know that this is what they do? That tomb is ALWAYS guarded no matter what. This isn't new! Those guys have ALWAYS been dedicated and awesome. Idiots."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:54 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: The Carnivorous Hat at January 22, 2016 11:54 PM (vBeA5)
The goat was actually tasty, it was the discussion of the slaughter that got us.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:55 PM (kXoT0)
??
Posted by: jake at January 22, 2016 11:49 PM (HLUeE)
Currently known as "scorched earth policy" against people of your own country. Nice.Plus, be happy with your memorials.
Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 22, 2016 11:55 PM (aUQgu)
Will be funny when 10 years from now she's so desperate for a comeback, she's agreed to star in some crappy sitcom.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2016 11:56 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at January 22, 2016 11:54 PM (GEICT)
The lifelong oath those guys swear is incredible. They are the best of us.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:56 PM (kXoT0)
Cruz. I trust more than Trump, but still wary of him.
If neither of them can beat Hillary or Bernie, then we really are lost as a country.
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 22, 2016 10:57 PM
AMEN !!!
Posted by: Farmer at January 22, 2016 11:56 PM (o/90i)
What classic sitcom would you love to see come back?
I admit I'd kind of like to see reboots of Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens, and Married With Children.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2016 11:57 PM (ntObR)
??
Posted by: jake at January 22, 2016 11:49 PM
If by kicking ass you mean deliberately targeting civilians, sure.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 22, 2016 11:58 PM (kpqmD)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 22, 2016 11:58 PM (/ciMI)
Reminds me of the sad, sad story of my grandpa's goat.
Ok, so for context this is Depression Era Missouri.
My grandpa had a pet goat. I'm not sure how Mr. Goat was acquired, but it was his. And he loved that goat. He made a chariot and the goat would pull him around. He was an only child.
One day he came home from school and heard a sound coming from the barn. It was his goat. They had slit its neck and were bleeding it.
And yes, it was of course dinner for a good while afterwards.
Grandpa told us this story when he was about 90 years old. First time I ever saw him cry.
Posted by: Lauren at January 22, 2016 11:59 PM (Kqit+)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 22, 2016 11:53 PM (/ciMI)
Tulsa, you?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 22, 2016 11:59 PM (kXoT0)
What classic sitcom would you love to see come back?
I admit I'd kind of like to see reboots of Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens, and Married With Children.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2016 11:57 PM (ntObR)
You can't reboot Married With Children. There is no Al Bundy but Ed O'Neill.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 23, 2016 12:00 AM (kpqmD)
Had the war you're referring to never gotten off, it would still have been an interesting time.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2016 12:00 AM (xq1UY)
It's quite another to excitedly, eagerly serve up said animal as food, while you're still coated in its blood...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:00 AM (ntObR)
You might as well appeal against the thunder-storm as against these terrible hardships of war. They are inevitable, and the only way the people of Atlanta can hope once more to live in peace and quiet at home, is to stop the war, which can only be done by admitting that it began in error and is perpetuated in pride.
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 12:01 AM (HUeC4)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 23, 2016 12:01 AM (/ciMI)
High temperatures in the 40s & 50s this weekend, 60s next.
And the light dusting of snow we got a couple of days ago is gone.
I understand it's not that way everywhere.
Evening, Overnighters. Hope you're all as well as can be expected.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at January 23, 2016 12:01 AM (ACs58)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:01 AM (ntObR)
Dammit Lauren, that's one of the saddest things I've ever heard.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 23, 2016 12:03 AM (kpqmD)
Last time I peeked in it had a definite shark jump vibe to it.
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2016 12:03 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Jim at January 23, 2016 12:03 AM (McRlu)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Not I. I haven't had a Coke in probably 15 years (?).
On the other hand, I do use phosphoric acid from time to time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, loading up Griswold & Gunnison in a Civil manner at January 23, 2016 12:03 AM (RrDm2)
I think we're restarting the War Between the States/Civil War. War/War of Northern Aggression again-always my very favorite posts next to the Catholic/Protestant wars. :^( I think I'll call it a night
I think Jake was trying to push buttons in "Fun", insomniac. Don't get drawn in. All our Civil War soldiers are dead. Let's not kill each other.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2016 12:04 AM (w4NZ8)
if you get an email titled
"nude photos of Nancy Peolsi"
DO NOT OPEN IT
it contains nude photos of Nancy Peolsi
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 12:04 AM (HLUeE)
Someone's confused.
Or their mom was lazy and put it all together and called it chili.
Real chili isn't like canned chili.
I know, obvious, but you'd be surprised how many think they are.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 23, 2016 12:04 AM (Xo1Rt)
Last time I peeked in it had a definite shark jump vibe to it.
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2016 12:03 AM (qUNWi)
Never watched it at all.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 23, 2016 12:04 AM (kpqmD)
Even sadder was the context of the conversation.
They had a few friends over and were talking about childhood pets.
Grandpa pipes in "Well, I had a pet goat once..."
And then tells that story.
Posted by: Lauren at January 23, 2016 12:04 AM (Kqit+)
And now I'm thinking of Cake Girl.
Beautiful, beautiful Cake Girl.
Good night.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2016 12:05 AM (xq1UY)
Patricia Heaton's role in The Middle is *so* different than what she was doing as Debra Barone, it's jarring.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:05 AM (ntObR)
I can't stand canned kidney beans. Decided to try dry kidney beans and make New Orleans Red Beans and Rice. Damn, was it good. The dried cooked beans are meatier and creamier than the canned.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 12:05 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2016 12:05 AM (qUNWi)
cute, blond, hot, fair actress = world class intellect.
She does not take into account that once you hit 35ish, the next cute, blond, hot, fair actress is ready and waiting and then no one wants your opinion and the folks you pissed off with your stupid rants and ramblings are done with you for good and all. She does not have the acting chops to play character roles. Meryl Streep and Sharon Stone, she ain't. Oscar or not, she's got 8-10 years.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 23, 2016 12:06 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 23, 2016 12:06 AM (/ciMI)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/690582653087674368
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/690582810281840640
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/690582941563494401
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/690583071201103873
Posted by: kbdabear at January 23, 2016 12:06 AM (/JXKX)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 12:06 AM (HUeC4)
Someone's confused.
"
See I agree. But I guess what I'm really making isn't chili at all, it's chili pie. Fritos are also a requirement.
Posted by: Lauren at January 23, 2016 12:06 AM (Kqit+)
??
Posted by: jake
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* thoughfully tamps home another .41 ball *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, loading up Griswold & Gunnison in a Civil manner at January 23, 2016 12:07 AM (RrDm2)
It occurs to me that the anonymity of the internet is the single greatest testosterone enhancer yet discovered.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2016 12:07 AM (jeCnD)
Even sadder was the context of the conversation.
They had a few friends over and were talking about childhood pets.
Grandpa pipes in "Well, I had a pet goat once..."
And then tells that story.
Posted by: Lauren at January 23, 2016 12:04 AM (Kqit+)
I imagine it got real quiet once he was done telling it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 23, 2016 12:07 AM (kpqmD)
Like I said, gonna be funny 10-15 years from now when she's trying to launch her comeback. "Oh, well I was such a crazy bitch back then..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:07 AM (ntObR)
Patricia Heaton's role in The Middle is *so* different than what she was doing as Debra Barone, it's jarring.
I like that show. The dad isn't a useless ignoramus for once. Refreshing.
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2016 12:07 AM (qUNWi)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/690583348679462912
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/690583476580524033
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/690583601986080769
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/690583721209131008
Posted by: kbdabear at January 23, 2016 12:08 AM (/JXKX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:08 AM (ntObR)
Yep. We all just sort of sat their in awed silence for a good while.
Posted by: Lauren at January 23, 2016 12:08 AM (Kqit+)
Posted by: irongrampa
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Keyboard courage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, loading up Griswold & Gunnison in a Civil manner at January 23, 2016 12:08 AM (RrDm2)
since this is a Smart Military Blog,
Grant killed way more Southern soldiers than Sherman did
I had no kin on either side of the Civil War, but tossing out something about Sherman sure gets some peeps out of their chairs
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 12:08 AM (HLUeE)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 23, 2016 12:01 AM (/ciMI)
So you and Soona have OKC, mindful webworker and I have Tulsa and countryside north of Tulsa. We should do an Oklahoma meetup.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 23, 2016 12:09 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2016 12:05 AM (qUNWi)
It's a hell of a drug! Er, soda!
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 23, 2016 12:09 AM (kpqmD)
I had hought we were going to the film this past weekend, but he had a scout campout.
Now he wants to finish the book first.
He's getting a Hillary rage headache.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2016 11:09 PM
We went to see the movie the first time it was shown here, today at 4 pm matinee. (11.50 for the movie, 22.09 for drinks and food.)
We left and J was just ranting about how much more she was pissed off...How does Hiltery even have the NERVE to run for president after this?
Posted by: Farmer at January 23, 2016 12:09 AM (o/90i)
if you get an email titled
"nude photos of Nancy Peolsi"
DO NOT OPEN IT
it contains nude photos of Nancy Peolsi
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 12:09 AM (HUeC4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at January 23, 2016 12:09 AM (jR7Wy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z9WzER-woc
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 12:10 AM (HUeC4)
I like that show. The dad isn't a useless ignoramus for once. Refreshing.
Posted by: eleven
Tim Allen in Last Man Standing.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 23, 2016 12:11 AM (/ciMI)
Last time I peeked in it had a definite shark jump vibe to it.
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2016 12:03 AM (qUNWi)
Never started.
Haven't watched broadcast TV shows (outside of local news) in over a decade.
Posted by: The Broadcast Hat at January 23, 2016 12:11 AM (vBeA5)
What classic sitcom would you love to see come back?
I admit I'd kind of like to see reboots of Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens, and Married With Children.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2016 11:57 PM
There ain't that many really good sitcoms worth a reboot... and of those that were great, you'd have major, major problems with recasting. I'll try to think of one that was great, but with cast member/s that aren't irreplaceable.
Posted by: otho at January 23, 2016 12:11 AM (EWg9n)
The CSA economy was in tatters, it was in severe inflation, it was short of everything but fighting men, and those were getting thin on the ground.
All that was left was to engage in a brilliant fighting retreat and hope that the North collapsed in exhaustion before they did.
You can say a lot about Sherman's March, most of it bad, but it did create the crisis on all levels of the CSA that could not be addressed successfully, and sped the coming of the end.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 23, 2016 12:11 AM (q2o38)
Also, the new Raymond would have to go without Peter Boyle, and the new King of Queens would probably have to go without Jerry Stiller. Both of them provided a lot of the great flavor of those shows.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:12 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: otho at January 23, 2016 12:13 AM (EWg9n)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 23, 2016 12:13 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: Chi at January 22, 2016 11:50 PM (I7I0v)
Not, much Chi. Just watching the snow fall. As for Kahlua, it's quite versatile. Makes a Great Southern (or Black) Irish Coffee. I used to drink white russians, but I was in a cost cutting mode one time and started on black russians. That's been my go-to drink for over 35 years. I keep a half gallon of Absolut in the bar, along with a half gallon of Kahlua. I hate running out when I'm getting my drunk on. Speaking of which, I need a refill.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 12:13 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: #BlackLinesMatter at January 23, 2016 12:13 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: The Broadcast Hat at January 23, 2016 12:11 AM (vBeA5)
Same here, though I haven't watched the local news in that long, either.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2016 12:14 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 23, 2016 12:14 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2016 12:14 AM (jeCnD)
This week I introduced a couple of early twenty-something friends to "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels." They had never heard of it, and it was tremendously well received.
"OklahomaOklahomaOklahoma..."
There is hope.
Posted by: Piercello at January 23, 2016 12:14 AM (RXfvh)
What classic sitcom would you love to see come back?
I admit I'd kind of like to see reboots of Everybody Loves Raymond, King of Queens, and Married With Children.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2016 11:57 PM (ntObR)
And instead they bring back Full House on Netflix.
Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2016 12:14 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Farmer at January 23, 2016 12:09 AM (o/90i)
IMHO, she's looking at certifiably insane in the rear view mirror and has been since the Monica days. For her, it's what's she's owed for "Standing By Her Man" and for stepping aside for Bobo.
Wouldn't it be sweet if every time her plane landed somewhere for a campaign stop to be greeted by her 6-10 supporters, some rascal would have a boombox loudly playing the refrain from Tammy Wynette's Stand By Your Man on a loop?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 23, 2016 12:15 AM (kXoT0)
Agreed. And for that matter, nowadays it's hard for me to get back into sitcoms at all when you shows that blow them out of the water in terms of writing, acting, and production value all over cable.
Posted by: AD at January 23, 2016 12:15 AM (QWY55)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 23, 2016 12:15 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:15 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 23, 2016 12:16 AM (7qAYi)
Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2016 11:26 PM (w/iDp)
It's a satire site, yes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2016 12:16 AM (Z8fuk)
That would be most awkward since her face can no longer be configured for displeasure. Grin or smile. Or hearty cackle.
Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2016 12:17 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Lauren at January 23, 2016 12:17 AM (Kqit+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:17 AM (ntObR)
Here is the thing though. After about 650,000 dead Americans had fallen on both side I don't think Grant gave a fuck. He just wanted it to be over.
Remember we lost more soldiers in that 1 war then all other wars combined.
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 12:17 AM (HUeC4)
Family Matters (the show that brought us the original Urkel) could be *very* funny when it wanted to be.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:18 AM (ntObR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74tyedGkoUc
"Space" being defined as the Karman line, 100 km (62 miles).
Blue Origin first flew this rocket last November. It flies straight up and straight down. It is designed to carry passengers on a suborbital flight.
SpaceX recovered the first stage of their Falcon 9 rocket in December, after delivering 11 satellites to orbit. That stage flew roughly twice as fast and twice as high as Blue Origin's New Shepard, but SpaceX has said that they don't intend to refly that particular stage, preferring to study and test it instead.
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2016 12:18 AM (sdi6R)
I had no kin on either side of the Civil War, but tossing out something about Sherman sure gets some peeps out of their chairs
Guess what....jake....some of us did jump out of our chairs. Because we know our history. We know how our history has been rewritten and distorted. So when your "PEEPS" jump out of chairs, do not be dismayed at what your ignorance provoked. You are poking the bear. Get educated, first.
Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 23, 2016 12:18 AM (aUQgu)
I'd like to make sure that more of you delightful weirdos are (1) actually real, and (2) as much fun as the few other Horde members I have met in person.
Posted by: Piercello at January 23, 2016 12:18 AM (RXfvh)
Also, the new Raymond would have to go without Peter Boyle, and the
new King of Queens would probably have to go without Jerry Stiller. Both
of them provided a lot of the great flavor of those shows.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:12 AM
Married With Children? Impossible. Not just Ed O'Neill... the whole cast can't be matched, in that show. I think Ted McGinley was great, too.
Posted by: otho at January 23, 2016 12:18 AM (EWg9n)
Out of the blood and sacrifice of that Civil War evolved the American people--the most exceptional inhabitants of the most exceptional country on the planet.
That cannot be allowed to disappear.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2016 12:19 AM (jeCnD)
OKC (technically, Warr Acres)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 23, 2016 12:01 AM (/ciMI)
So you and Soona have OKC, mindful webworker and I have Tulsa and countryside north of Tulsa. We should do an Oklahoma meetup.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 23, 2016 12:09 AM (kXoT0)
It'd be OK!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 12:19 AM (EzgxV)
Plus they got an actual lesbian, Amanda Bearse, to make fun of lesbians on that show.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:19 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Chi at January 23, 2016 12:19 AM (I7I0v)
Posted by: buzzion at January 23, 2016 12:19 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 22, 2016 11:15 PM (E6RIJ)
We've always used chuck roast, but recently saw a nice shoulder roast on sale, that can work too.
Damn, I'm going back eating more pot roast.
Posted by: Farmer at January 23, 2016 12:20 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2016 12:17 AM (n22zQ)
But, wouldn't it be great to see her finally crack--just ranting and raving and spitting and slobbering, no more measured careful non-incriminating speech--just that raw frothing insane Hillary vernacular that's been written about for years and ignored by the media? Who would step up to try and lay hands on her and try to get her into the limousine?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 23, 2016 12:21 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 23, 2016 12:21 AM (/ciMI)
Then in college I had a chance to read the original Lysistrata, and... OMG... it could have been an episode.
And so I realized MWG is actually great broad comedy in the long, long tradition of Greek and other previous civilizations' grand traditions.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:22 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 23, 2016 12:22 AM (7qAYi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z9WzER-woc
Hah...that was good. I bookmarked the page.
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2016 12:22 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: otho at January 23, 2016 12:23 AM (EWg9n)
Would be worth it just to *announce* a reboot of The Dukes of Hazzard complete with the General Lee, just to watch how many Hollywood PC heads explode.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:23 AM (ntObR)
I found the folks to be pretty friendly
And I like CWB's radio station
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2016 12:23 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Piercello at January 23, 2016 12:18 AM (RXfvh)
Where in SW Mo? Late husband's kin were from Neosho/Seneca?
Even if it's July, I will bring the mink and wear the stilettos. You will have to trust me on the lingerie.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 23, 2016 12:23 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at January 23, 2016 12:23 AM (kpqmD)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:23 AM (ntObR)
Not picking a fight here and since this is a
Smart Military Blog
can you explain what Sherman did wrong?
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 12:23 AM (HLUeE)
Posted by: otho at January 23, 2016 12:23 AM (EWg9n)
The proof was in the putting. When Phil Hartman departed, that show noticeably went downhill.
Posted by: AD at January 23, 2016 12:24 AM (QWY55)
I don't even want to think about how a reboot of that would go.
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2016 12:24 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 23, 2016 12:25 AM (/ciMI)
Posted by: AD at January 23, 2016 12:25 AM (QWY55)
Be like Gunsmoke with a that little fucker tom cruise as Marshall Dylan
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2016 12:25 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 12:25 AM (HUeC4)
One little area may get two feet, most around there around a foot. That's a good snow ... fun to watch I guess. Snow plowing is more entertaining than Hillary lies I suppose.
Only two more months of winter.
Posted by: Illiniwek at January 23, 2016 12:25 AM (5Gpe2)
Be like Gunsmoke with a that little fucker tom cruise as Marshall Dylan
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2016 12:25 AM (voOPb)
I could see Have Gun Will Travel with Tom Hardy as the Paladin.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 23, 2016 12:26 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Sugar Plum Fairy #176-671 at January 23, 2016 12:26 AM (hnCis)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 22, 2016 11:26 PM
That's what J just did. Gravy caramelized all over.
Posted by: Farmer at January 23, 2016 12:26 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at January 23, 2016 12:27 AM (/ciMI)
I've read they had trouble getting it made even at the time. Everyone could tell William Frawley was just a sneeze away from a debilitating stroke, and Fred MacMurray insisted all of his scenes for the entire seasons it was on, be shot first so he could spend most of the year golfing.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:28 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 23, 2016 12:28 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2016 12:28 AM (voOPb)
Sherry, I'm in/near Springfield.
My biggest challenge will be scheduling, as musician types are often working when everyone else is available.
For example, the yearly event out east falls smack in the middle of a six week music festival in June/July, and many weekends have concerts and whatnot.
But we'll see what we can do.
Posted by: Piercello at January 23, 2016 12:29 AM (RXfvh)
Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 23, 2016 12:29 AM (aUQgu)
Posted by: AD at January 23, 2016 12:24 AM
Yep... and I'm a Lovitz fan. But, it just wasn't the same. The Newsradio "smoking" episode is one of TV sitcoms finest moments. All Hartman.
Posted by: otho at January 23, 2016 12:29 AM (EWg9n)
Our area here in the Adirondacks has no snow forecast for the next 4 days.
We (allegedly) won't see a flake of Jonas.
I do NOT feel slighted.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2016 12:30 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: jake
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Well, he was always getting himself and Mr. Peabody into some kind of mess whenever he used the Way back Machine.
Posted by: Chi at January 23, 2016 12:30 AM (I7I0v)
Not picking a fight here and since this is a
Smart Military Blog
can you explain what Sherman did wrong?
Imagine if someone came along and burned everything you owned. Your wife and kids thrown into the wild and the home burned to the ground. There were of course rapes as well. There are always rapes. Just like there were rapes in Germany. Those things are usually removed from the books when we talk about our own troops. Then during reconstruction the GOP under Grant and the Army under Sherman ran the show. Allowing carpet baggers to come into the south and set up shop. So while it was necessary to end the war the South has never really forgiven Sherman.
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 12:31 AM (HUeC4)
Posted by: jake
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Deliberately engaged against civilians, which the South never did. Today we would call it 'terror'.
But that aside, the lingering resentment, in my opinion, is more consequent of reconstruction than the war. It did psychological and economic damage from which the South still suffers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, loading up Griswold & Gunnison in a Civil manner at January 23, 2016 12:31 AM (RrDm2)
Posted by: Illiniwek at January 23, 2016 12:25 AM (5Gpe2)
Thing is, most of the heavy snows on the Correct Coast are snowy Nor'easters, that is, they come from the south, not the west. Different snow, too, with a nor-easter snow being heavy and wet, not fluffy and dry. Tomorrow's winds are supposed to be around 50 m.p.h. That with continued snowfall makes for not only blizzard conditions, but white-out conditions (which the #BLM crowd would most definitely approve). Getting a foot of snow in 24 hours or less is bad, no matter how you shovel it.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 12:32 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2016 12:32 AM (4ErVI)
So a nice gift card it is!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2016 11:25 PM
TY Jane, I like to take advantage of that Kroger deal on gift cards. Will do.
Posted by: Farmer at January 23, 2016 12:34 AM (o/90i)
Not picking a fight here and since this is a
Smart Military Blog
can you explain what Sherman did wrong?
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 12:23 AM (HLUeE)
Militarily? or Ethically?
Two different things entirely.
He was essentially waging war on the civilian population of the South, in a planned raid.
Now, seeing as how the US was FIGHTING so these civilians would still be US citizens, he was, in essence, waging war on civilians who were still US Citizens... as far as the North's Law was concerned.
Many of these people were just caught in the middle... yet got burned out anyway.
Posted by: Don Quixote, formerly BB Wolf, formerly Romeo13... at January 23, 2016 12:34 AM (f7rv6)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 23, 2016 12:34 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 23, 2016 12:35 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 23, 2016 12:35 AM (GdFQh)
I can't believe you people name your flurries.
Well, more El Niño is coming tonight, got to make sure I have enough supplies to survive a tenth of an inch of rain...
Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2016 12:35 AM (n22zQ)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2016 12:32 AM (4ErVI)
Does she sell them vacuum sealed in vending machines? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 12:35 AM (Ix+HS)
So a nice gift card it is!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 22, 2016 11:25 PM
TY Jane, I like to take advantage of that Kroger deal on gift cards. Will do.
Posted by: Farmer at January 23, 2016 12:34 AM (o/90i)
Just had $1.10 off per gallon with the Shell/Giant program.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 23, 2016 12:36 AM (hlMPp)
Fiance and I did that one Saturday.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 23, 2016 12:37 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 23, 2016 12:35 AM (iQIUe)
Good.
*still unclear on smegma breath Rick Wilson and his relation to the HQ
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 23, 2016 12:38 AM (hlMPp)
Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2016 12:35 AM (n22zQ)
Nah, the people don't name 'em. That's the weather folks trying to sound impo'tent.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 12:38 AM (Ix+HS)
The West was another story though. There was plenty of raping and killing goin on in Kansas for instance.
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 12:39 AM (HUeC4)
From what I've read Sherman did not kill the civilians, just fucked their shit up.
My understanding is that the CSA would have sent their sons to fight up north forever and when Sherman came rolling through it made the face of war way more real than letters home from the front.
I could be wrong but that is the way, I see it.
I'm always up for some Smart Military Bloggin...
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 12:39 AM (HLUeE)
I don't even want to think about how a reboot of that would go.
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2016 12:24 AM (sdi6R)
But let me try anyway.
One son would be gay, another would be a druggie, and the third would be mixed-race due to a one-night stand years ago.
The father would be an ineffectual doofus, as all white men are portrayed nowadays, and all the kids would be wisecracking smartasses who are too cool for school.
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2016 12:39 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 23, 2016 12:39 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 23, 2016 12:35 AM (GdFQh)
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Is that the one where the guy is retracing Sherman's March and looking up old girlfriends?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 23, 2016 12:40 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 23, 2016 12:35 AM (iQIUe)
Wow he is. And still bitter about Rubio. A garbage lover scorned and all that...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2016 12:40 AM (4ErVI)
[kettle drums: BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!] STORM WATCH 2016!!!!! [BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!]
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 23, 2016 12:41 AM (iQIUe)
Meh it snowed here on Tuesday. I walked around today and it wasn't bad.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2016 12:42 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, loading up Griswold & Gunnison in a Civil manner at January 23, 2016 12:31 AM (RrDm2)
Because we're pussies and idiots today. Attacking the enemy's "civilians" is part of war. That's why countries used to think twice before starting wars with nations that could crush them in a minute. Nowadays, no one is scared to start a war with us. In fact, the world sport has become starting wars against America. We're dumb enough to rebuild places before we even bomb them to shit - skipping the most important part of the whole process, there ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2016 12:43 AM (zc3Db)
Like a monkey on crack, that one. Is he actually talking to anyone or do you just spew forth on Twitter and await reaction?
Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2016 12:44 AM (n22zQ)
Nope... he just stole all their stuff, and left them to starve... while burning everything of any value...
Posted by: Don Quixote, formerly BB Wolf, formerly Romeo13... at January 23, 2016 12:44 AM (f7rv6)
Remember, y'all,we are Americans, so the head is held HIGH. Especially now.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2016 12:45 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2016 12:45 AM (qUNWi)
On the plus side, if a bass boat made it far enough up the Potomac...
Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2016 12:45 AM (n22zQ)
"OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR LOVED ONES AGAIN!!!! WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU AL GORE WE'RE SO SO SORRY!!! OH THE HUMANITY!! PEOPLE BEING FROZEN SOLID LEFT AND RIGHT!!!! JESUS TAKE ME NOW!!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:46 AM (ntObR)
514
Not picking a fight here and since this is a
Smart Military Blog
can you explain what Sherman did wrong?
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 12:23 AM (HLUeE)
I think he over-focused on short-term results that went sideways in the long game. He over-focused on terrorizing his way towards rapid Southern surrender without having a plan to reintegrate his errant countrymen after the war -- and, as a result, said reintegration was more painful than it had to be.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 12:46 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 23, 2016 12:47 AM (kXoT0)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2016 12:45 AM
Be well irongrampa and you all.
Work beckons tomorrow.
Posted by: Farmer at January 23, 2016 12:48 AM (o/90i)
Alpha males. The shit works. Don't listen to what they say, watch what they do.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2016 12:48 AM (4ErVI)
They couldn't put her under for this because it turns out it would be dangerous due to her "innocent heart murmur" being not so innocent. How bad her heart is will be revealed by the battery of tests she's going to have to undergo.
2016 has been a shit sandwich year so far...
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 23, 2016 12:48 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2016 12:49 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:49 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:46 AM (ntObR)
So Wolf Blitzed is Goat Herder Smith with a beard?
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 12:50 AM (Ix+HS)
IMHO the bomber campaigns in Germany and Japan did lead to an easy occupation. The people of Germany kept their moral right up until the ground troops came but I believe the final occupation was a relief for a lot of people in Western Germany after all the carnage.
I think that is why Powel didn't want to invade Iraq after the first Gulf war. We didn't have the will or the mandate to wage total war. In the second war we tried occupying after precision bombing but the will of the people hadn't been broken yet. So we wound up with a rough occupation.
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 12:51 AM (HUeC4)
Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2016 12:51 AM (cXiMR)
I'm always up for some Smart Military Bloggin...
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 12:39 AM (HLUeE)
So, seems like you are locked and loaded.Tell us about Sherman so us rednecks can be edumacated, No kin. We understand.
Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 23, 2016 12:52 AM (aUQgu)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now franchising Lulu Snackbars at January 23, 2016 12:47 AM (kXoT0)
******
Is there another blog that desperately needs the margins unapoletically blown out for phone users that you need to attend to?
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 23, 2016 12:52 AM (Bi1Tt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:52 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2016 12:53 AM (4ErVI)
If you are the side that won the war you want to win it so much that the other side does not want a rematch.
See WW1 and WW2
Germany was all over making up for WW1 until they really, really lost WW2
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 12:53 AM (HLUeE)
If you are the side that won the war you want to win it so much that the other side does not want a rematch.
See WW1 and WW2
Germany was all over making up for WW1 until they really, really lost WW2
Posted by: jake
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We may have kicked their ass a little too hard. Now they won't even fight for their own survival.
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 23, 2016 12:54 AM (hVdx9)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 12:54 AM (HUeC4)
Posted by: Infidel at January 23, 2016 12:55 AM (lSrbo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2016 12:55 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 12:56 AM (HLUeE)
Germany was literally smashed into the earth post-WW2, from what I've seen/read.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 12:57 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2016 11:35 PM
I've always respected you. You have a great sense of humor and seem to make some good choices/observations when you post.
Be well.
Posted by: Farmer at January 23, 2016 12:58 AM (o/90i)
England pretty much let the empire go after WWII as well. After rationing and bombing they seemed to say "fuck this world power shit".
It's funny how Russia seems the exception to the rule there. I wonder how much their people really wanted to fight WWIII.
We are the country that outside of what we did to ourselves have never really fealt the brunt of total war.
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 12:58 AM (HUeC4)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 12:54 AM (HUeC4)
The Germans, after WWII, did have guerilla warfare, waged by a group called The Werewolves. Many were shot on sight.
The problem with modern war as currently being waged is that we make war too nice. Hence, GITMO.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 12:58 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: bestie21
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The South did engage in guerilla warfare against Union forces. In fact it was so effective it is blamed for the scorched earth attacks on the civilians by the Union.
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 23, 2016 12:59 AM (hVdx9)
then there was the Rape of Nanking
and the Japanese sure seem to have raped their way through Korea
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 12:59 AM (HLUeE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 01:00 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2016 01:00 AM (voOPb)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2016 12:48 AM (4ErVI)
I can envision a fivesome.
Gonna need more Viagra.
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2016 01:00 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 01:01 AM (HUeC4)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 23, 2016 12:48 AM (4ErVI)
I can envision a fivesome.
Gonna need more Viagra.
Posted by: rickl
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Coulter is so skinny I will have to call it a 4.5 way.
Posted by: Tilikum Moderately Nefarious Killer Whale at January 23, 2016 01:02 AM (hVdx9)
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They had no resources left.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, loading up Griswold & Gunnison in a Civil manner at January 23, 2016 01:02 AM (RrDm2)
They'll talk nice and share and stuff, but as soon as Germany leaves the room, England and France are gossiping to each other: "Nazi bitch."
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 01:03 AM (ntObR)
Gonna need more Viagra.
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2016 01:00 AM (sdi6R)
And a bigger bed. Is that the alternative meaning for 'going to the mattresses'?
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 01:03 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2016 01:04 AM (qUNWi)
Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 23, 2016 01:04 AM (aUQgu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2016 01:04 AM (voOPb)
cthulhu, so they had nation building problems way back when.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 23, 2016 12:49 AM (voOPb)
I think @559 and I are basically saying the same thing. If you're blowing up infrastructure -- today would be power plants, water plants, pipelines....was railroads and cities back then -- then you should try to disable it for the duration of the war + about six months. When people are your citizens, again, you're going to need stuff. Sherman's wanton destruction disabled stuff that, in some cases, didn't get rebuilt for 50+ years -- which left the South as second-class citizens deprived of economic opportunities and smooth reintegration into the Union.
And, I should be clear, I'm not referring to that bullshit "proportionate response" nonsense the UN likes to barf up. Sherman was absolutely correct to disable the railroads 100% in a way the South could not fix.....but he should have been thinking of the period after the war and limited the main part of his damages to things that the North COULD fix in short order once hostilities ceased.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 01:04 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 23, 2016 01:04 AM (zHKuc)
Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2016 01:05 AM (cXiMR)
Does anyone not see it coming here?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at January 23, 2016 01:05 AM (hlMPp)
The Japanese were even worse. One old guy on the History channel was talking very matter of factly about his unit killing a family of Chinese, gang raping the daughter, bayonetting her, dosing her in gas and then lighting her on fire. He took part. Hasting's other book Retribution covers the Japanese.
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 01:06 AM (HUeC4)
Comedy remakes?
Amos & Andy, or Sanford and Son, with all-white casts?
Because, diversity!
Posted by: mindful webworker - that's not funny! at January 23, 2016 01:07 AM (dkrmM)
Hoo wee. A brother connoiseur. Let's toast
Posted by: Dickie Betts fan at January 22, 2016 11:38 PM
*clinks*
Posted by: Farmer at January 23, 2016 01:07 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 23, 2016 01:07 AM (zHKuc)
Posted by: Bill Ayers at January 23, 2016 01:08 AM (jIjKK)
.....
did Generals thing that way back in 1865?
or was Sherman trying to teach a lesson?
I thought the south had crappy infrastructure in the 1860's compared to the north
There is a VDH book that covers Sherman, I'm sure the northern soldiers wrote home about how poor the infrastructure/manufacturing was compared to what they were used to.
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 01:09 AM (HLUeE)
That is dying out, time and all, but it still runs through many bloodlines.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 23, 2016 01:09 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 01:09 AM (HUeC4)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 23, 2016 01:10 AM (zHKuc)
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IIRC, it wasn't until 1980 that West Germany declared that they had completely rebuilt from the war. East Germany, on the other hand, took quite a bit longer.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 23, 2016 01:11 AM (9iR5/)
cthulhu -- http://www.wired.com/2016/01/darkest-dungeon-review/
Posted by: Jean at January 23, 2016 01:05 AM (cXiMR)
Heh.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 01:12 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 01:12 AM (HUeC4)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 23, 2016 01:12 AM (YJmuy)
Posted by: CDR M at January 23, 2016 01:13 AM (SCx0h)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 01:00 AM (ntObR)
What "psychotic" things did they do, besides insist on a harsh treaty? Yeah the French were pissed. They lost a million men in that war, But I've never heard or read that the frogs were running around torturing or murdering Germans post-WWI.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 23, 2016 01:13 AM (P8951)
5,000 of those came home after the war.
The Russians starved/froze 95k
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 01:14 AM (HLUeE)
Because, diversity!
Sanford and Son is the black version of a white, English comedy about a junk / antiques dealer...
Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at January 23, 2016 01:14 AM (AoK0a)
I've read that once Lincoln got assassinated, it wiped out some of the last vestiges of empathy most Northerners ever had for the South and their response was more or less "fuck 'em, they can reconstruct themselves."
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 01:15 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: CDR M at January 23, 2016 01:13 AM (SCx0h)
***
Thank you.
Posted by: Tim in GA at January 23, 2016 01:16 AM (tz46A)
bestie, Iraq was a bit different than your capsule explanation but it's Friday, it's the ONT, and you're not wrong about your general analysis of warfare, so I'll just skip on by that.
Interestingly, at one point in the early occupation of Germany, the US had to borrow the British forces' hangman (executioner) to carry out capital punishment sentences, the demand was so great (mostly rape cases). Yet - US/western Allied forces' behavior in occupied Germany - and in the final combat there - can only be considered exemplary as far as attempting to minimize harm to non-combatants.
I didn't even bother to see it, but I confidently assume that the move "Monument Men" managed to completely miss the real point of that historical chapter. That the US, engaged in the first and greatest "total war" of the mature industrial age, against (in Europe) an opponent as amoral and ruthless as modern history contains, went to considerable effort to protect the rich cultural legacy of the countries it was liberating.
An astonishing moral achievement that is simply lost on most, as they are unthinking and completely historically illiterate.
Putting Kyoto off-limits to bombing was a similar thing in the Pacific theater. Of course the juxtaposition of leaving Kyoto untouched, and "saving" a small list of cities for maximum shock and impact from an atomic bombing, that perfectly illustrates the unique US mixture of intelligent ruthlessness and civilized restraint in WWII.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2016 01:16 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 01:16 AM (HUeC4)
Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at January 23, 2016 01:14 AM
Steptoe and Son was a great show.
Posted by: otho at January 23, 2016 01:16 AM (EWg9n)
If your late to the ONT tonight search pot roast. Some delicious recipes abound.
Posted by: Farmer at January 23, 2016 01:17 AM (o/90i)
But yeah, they weren't using Germans themselves as punching bags. Not that I know of, anyway. Although I'm sure they fantasized about it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 01:17 AM (ntObR)
.but he should have been thinking of the period after the war and
limited the main part of his damages to things that the North COULD fix
in short order once hostilities ceased.
.....
did Generals thing that way back in 1865?
or was Sherman trying to teach a lesson?
I thought the south had crappy infrastructure in the 1860's compared to the north
There is a VDH book that covers Sherman, I'm sure the northern
soldiers wrote home about how poor the infrastructure/manufacturing was
compared to what they were used to.
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 01:09 AM (HLUeE)
In general, they did not -- but they faced a new type of conflict.....that of attempting to retain a region as their countrymen. If they were honest with themselves about that goal, they should have.....and if they were dishonest on that point, they were fighting for a despicable form of economic slavery as loathsome as the chattel slavery they claimed to abhor.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 01:17 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 01:18 AM (HUeC4)
He told about his war experience like it was, in tales that would curdle your blood. And some of things he and his fellow soldiers did would be called war crimes today. I don't know for sure it was all true, just know it came from him.
They experimented with making shrunken heads out of Japanese enemy, for instance. Well, I don't think he ever said he did it himself, just was with some who were doing it. He said he smelled something "cooking" that smelled good, then puked his guts out when he found out what was cooking in the pot.
He said he wished that was the most horrible thing he ever saw. But it wasn't.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 23, 2016 01:18 AM (dvuhZ)
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Even the economist Keynes was aghast at the Treaty of Versailles. He reckoned that by keeping the Germans in poverty via reparations would spark another war. There was a US Senator, I don't remember his name, that also said the same thing. He said that there would be war within twenty years.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 23, 2016 01:18 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 23, 2016 01:19 AM (P8951)
Posted by: otho
Thanks, otho ...
I know Norman Lear borrowed hisself some ideas for most if his shows. Just not the source material.
Posted by: Adriane the TV Critic ... at January 23, 2016 01:19 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 01:09 AM (HUeC4)
Rape was not a US military policy as it was with the Red Army. US soldiers caught raping were court martialed. In the Red Army, medals were given. Totally different mindset. Plus, quite a few US soldiers had family in Germany (as well as in Italy). The Russians, not so much.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 01:19 AM (Ix+HS)
They had trench type warfare up in Virginia that was not 'solved' until combined arms(infantry, air, armor) figured it out in WW1
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 01:21 AM (HLUeE)
And that loser would never manage to bang Trebek's mother.
Posted by: Sean Connery at January 23, 2016 01:22 AM (H9MG5)
until combined arms(infantry, air, armor) figured it out in WW1
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And it took almost four years of combat and millions of dead before they finally got a handle on it.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 23, 2016 01:23 AM (9iR5/)
I had forgotten that.
And the funny thing is, of course, Amos & Andy on radio was an all white cast.
Posted by: mindful webworker - that's too funny! at January 23, 2016 01:24 AM (dkrmM)
qdpsteve, per Donna's response, there was a general vindictiveness towards Germany after WWI (quite reasonably, even if it was not the "smart move"), as embodied in the Versailles terms.
But there wasn't general mayhem visited on Germans or Germany. The Rhineland was occupied. Part of Goebbels' extreme nationalism came from his experience as a young man in the occupied Rhineland.
The actual and perceived punitive measures against Germany, and the humiliation of it all, were indeed key ingredients in the toxic mix that the Nazis succeeded in exploiting to gain power.
UTube has the audio - amazing stuff - of the Reichstag proceedings when considering the Enabling Act, the effective last step in converting Germany into a dictatorship. Hitler's response to the last Social Democrat leader is interesting. And while you expect the Nazi members to raucously support their leader, if you know the German political scene of the time, Hitler's responses about the SocDems' performance on precisely the issues of Allied punitive measures and humiliation clearly reflect what were widespread sentiments.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2016 01:25 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: zeera at January 23, 2016 01:26 AM (/nRA7)
I think understanding of the Russian mentality has to include the fact that the German's waged a horrific genocidal war on them. This was their payback. Though interestingly here too Hasting asserts it wasn't usually front line troops that raped Germany. It was often as not the following hordes. In WWII most armies fought on the cutting edge with well trained troops -- like the US 101st and 82nd airborne and 1st Infantry -- and then filled in the gaps with other divisions.
In the West the German's weren't as vicious to civilians directly.
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 01:26 AM (HUeC4)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at January 23, 2016 01:27 AM (jIjKK)
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 23, 2016 01:18 AM (dvuhZ)
The whole point of the idiotic and ridiculous 4th Geneva Conventions was to declare every winning tactic we had just used in the most successful war ever to be a "war crime".
The only real "war crime" is losing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2016 01:28 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 23, 2016 01:23 AM (9iR5/)
It was the mindset of taking and holding land, not defeating the enemy's army. It took the US entering the war to change that. Because we didn't give two fucks about the land, only killing Germans.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 01:28 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: zeera at January 23, 2016 01:28 AM (/nRA7)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 01:29 AM (EzgxV)
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Yeah, about that. Look up Oradour-sur-Glane as to how the Waffen-SS treated civilians in the West.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 23, 2016 01:29 AM (9iR5/)
has any US military member been convicted of raping an Iraqi from 2003 to 2011?
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 01:29 AM (HLUeE)
Posted by: zeera at January 23, 2016 01:30 AM (/nRA7)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 23, 2016 12:35 AM (GdFQh)
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Is that the one where the guy is retracing Sherman's March and looking up old girlfriends?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 23, 2016 12:40 AM (iQIUe)
Indeed, it is. Funny in a really dry way.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 23, 2016 01:30 AM (GdFQh)
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 01:29 AM (HLUeE)
There were lots jailed for making Iraqis wear underwear on their heads.
THE HORROR!!!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2016 01:30 AM (zc3Db)
The only real "war crime" is losing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2016 01:28 AM (zc3Db)
665
Because
we didn't give two fucks about the land, only killing Germans.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 01:28 AM (Ix+HS)
Reality is calling on the white courtesy phone.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 01:31 AM (EzgxV)
And believe you me, I can understand a lot of the anger about Germany, even to this present day. I personally would still like to give some of the bullies I dealt with 30 years ago, brain surgery with a baseball bat.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 01:31 AM (ntObR)
On a happier note, I made delicious Lamb Curry in the slow cooker today and I'm in a cooking mood, so I'm planning on making Thai Red Curry Beef tomorrow and Sauerbraten on Sunday and I'll be set for dinners for a while. (All recipes are from Cooking Light - I've had good luck with their dishes, which are healthier but don't taste like diet food.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 23, 2016 01:32 AM (P8951)
The problem with that argument is their raping was by no means limited to Germans. I'm sure that exacerbated it, but my understanding is they didn't just switch to rape mode when they reached German cities.
Posted by: AD at January 23, 2016 01:32 AM (WnFud)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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It was much worse than that. Martial law was imposed, resources stripped, and crony Northern carpetbaggers placed in political control. There was rampant embezzlement of what remaining public coffers that there were, seizure of properties, and general lawlessness.
It was all of *those* things that led to the formation of the KKK (whatever it may have devolved into later), NOT some lust to punish black people.
Imagine, if you will, a rapacious Michelle Obama being given full and arbitrary authority, enforced with arms, over your town. And by 'full', I mean 'complete', without any obligation or accountability to *anyone*.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, loading up Griswold & Gunnison in a Civil manner at January 23, 2016 01:32 AM (RrDm2)
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yup,
Europe is headed for something.
the milliions of moslems, raping, groping, stealing, not working-living on welfare, pooping in showers will end badly.
Especially if another 3-4 million show up
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 01:33 AM (HLUeE)
The attack at Verdun at the same time by IIRC a relative of the Kaiser took resources away from the main thrust. The relative wanted glory and fame.
Posted by: Old Blue at January 23, 2016 01:34 AM (9iR5/)
I hope the big winter storm misses this island, or I'm screwed.
Posted by: Gruntled Grinch at January 23, 2016 01:35 AM (4Boke)
bestie, didn't mean to imply any similarity of behavior by western Allied and Soviet troops in Germany. The occurrence of criminal behavior, given the size of the forces and the situation (for the western Allies) was probably not that great.
Funny, I put down a book last year for precisely this reason. The "last straw" was the author's idiotic comparison of western Allied and Soviet treatment of non-combatants in their respective areas of operations. It is one of the two books considered to be the best about the chaos and mayhem of Europe in the years immediately following the war. I figure the author had revealed his intellectual limits and that all of his synthesis and selection was now suspect.
Interesting variations in the experience with the Soviets. Rape and pillage were in fact fairly systematic, but individual officers and units would vary greatly in their behavior. This is documented in the first-hand accounts of Germans (and Hungarians, and others) who were in the path of the Soviet onslaught.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 23, 2016 01:36 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 01:36 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 01:26 AM (HUeC4)
I disagree. The Wehrmacht, possibly. The SS, definitely not. Read up on the SS atrocities as their troops were heading towards Normandy. The Germans were fighting against the French Resistance, who used hit and run tactics. The SS mindset was to kill 100 Frenchmen for every German soldier killed. Short term it works, as long as one is winning. In the long term, not so much, especially as the fortunes of war changed.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 01:37 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 23, 2016 01:37 AM (9iR5/)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 01:29 AM (EzgxV)
With the advances in weaponry able to be used, by both countries and small units, it will be far worse. Add in biological warfare, and it will be brutal.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 01:39 AM (Ix+HS)
It was responsible for defeating the Republican control and the exodus of blacks from the South, who were a sizable, in some cases majority of the population.
The second iteration came in the 1910s and '20s. This was the one that came up with the cross burning. It was anti-Catholic and anti-Jew more than it was anti-black, although they hated them as much as any.
The third one, the one that still exists now, is basically just a bunch of blithering idiots that came about in response to the civil rights movement.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at January 23, 2016 01:40 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 23, 2016 01:41 AM (Kucy5)
The ball point pen tracheotomy? I remember Father Mulcahey doing that on MASH. I'd heard it wasn't realistic...
Gonna fade now, brothers and sisters and confused others. Sweet dreams and happy wakings.
Posted by: mindful webworker - th- th- th- that's all, folks! at January 23, 2016 01:42 AM (dkrmM)
Posted by: Old Blue at January 23, 2016 01:34 AM (9iR5/)
Crown Prince Rupprecht.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 01:43 AM (Ix+HS)
..............
as long as the war is contained in moslem countries.
If it breaks out into Europe or unimaginably here, look the fuck out
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 01:44 AM (HLUeE)
Let me at her. I will go down for the cause If I can get her.
On a lighter note, I started tomorrow night's dinner of Prime Rib, twice baked potatoes, salad with blue cheese dressing, yorkshire pudding, and lemon angelfood cake this evening.
Posted by: Infidel at January 23, 2016 01:44 AM (lSrbo)
Posted by: AD at January 23, 2016 01:45 AM (WnFud)
I'm sure that if he had B-17s, B-29s, and napalm, he would have happily used them.
But his whole idea was to end the war as quickly and decsively as possible. Is that really worse than the modern UN idea of a "peace process" that ensures a low-level war that never ends, but features guaranteed lifetime employment for diplomats?
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2016 01:45 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: butterfly squadron at January 23, 2016 01:46 AM (jIjKK)
I think understanding of the Russian mentality has to include the
fact that the German's waged a horrific genocidal war on them. This was
their payback.
The problem with that argument is their raping was by no means
limited to Germans. I'm sure that exacerbated it, but my understanding
is they didn't just switch to rape mode when they reached German cities.
Posted by: AD at January 23, 2016 01:32 AM (WnFud)
The Russians have always been a fun crowd. First, it's an empire, and military success in the provinces has always been a ticket to the national big-time. Second, since it's center-of-gravity is in central asia, it's always been poorer than states with ports and sea-based trade. Third, it has always been paranoid, having been set-up by the Mongol Horde as an afterthought on their way to Europe -- political positioning has always been elevated above virtue. And, of course, fourth -- much of it is fucking cold for long periods, leaving people to sit around fires and scheme for months while eating leather and cardboard.
I find https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki /Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks to be quite worthy of study. I was fortunate enough to see it in person a couple of years back. Looking around the crew surrounding the scribe, and reading the purported answer to the Sultan, one might well anticipate a significant number of rapes along any supply train.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 01:48 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2016 01:45 AM (sdi6R)
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner.
"It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it."
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 01:49 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 23, 2016 01:50 AM (FkBIv)
Damn, I was happy with what I was making but your dinner really sounds wonderful.
Goodnight, horde.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V (a white) (whitely brandishing ampersand privilege ) at January 23, 2016 01:51 AM (P8951)
Posted by: Mea 3 of Eminiar ... at January 23, 2016 01:53 AM (AoK0a)
Sherman treated Southern civilians with kid gloves compared to how we treated German and Japanese civilians in WWII.
I'm sure that if he had B-17s, B-29s, and napalm, he would have happily used them.
But his whole idea was to end the war as quickly and decsively as
possible. Is that really worse than the modern UN idea of a "peace
process" that ensures a low-level war that never ends, but features
guaranteed lifetime employment for diplomats?
Posted by: rickl at January 23, 2016 01:45 AM (sdi6R)
You will note that my observations have been mainly oriented towards his effects on infrastructure. When he was bloody towards the end of ending the war quickly, things were unpleasant -- but you can't say he was entirely right or wrong from either side. But when he crippled the infrastructure of the South for multiple generations when he needed to merely disrupt it until the war was won.....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 01:56 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: jake at January 23, 2016 01:57 AM (HLUeE)
Posted by: I talk to your mom at January 23, 2016 01:58 AM (QrwkN)
It's only because Dad and I were gone for the holidays and I got a great deal on a prime rib at the store. Youtube showed me how to bone and tie it myself.
It's our very late Christmas dinner.
Posted by: Infidel at January 23, 2016 02:03 AM (lSrbo)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 01:31 AM (EzgxV)
I disagree. The US did not want to get involved in trench warfare, but rather a war of maneuver, a war of speed. Granted, the Germans were on their last legs, the blockade doing its job, but the US did not want to be 'trench fodder' for the French or the British, which is why Pershing steadfastly refused to put American troops under the command of anyone other than Americans.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 02:06 AM (Ix+HS)
Hayley Atwell is pleasantly curvy.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 23, 2016 02:09 AM (R/GXM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 23, 2016 02:10 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Infidel at January 23, 2016 02:13 AM (lSrbo)
Reality is calling on the white courtesy phone.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 01:31 AM (EzgxV)
I disagree. The US did not want to get involved in trench warfare,
but rather a war of maneuver, a war of speed. Granted, the Germans were
on their last legs, the blockade doing its job, but the US did not want
to be 'trench fodder' for the French or the British, which is why
Pershing steadfastly refused to put American troops under the command of
anyone other than Americans.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 02:06 AM (Ix+HS)
You mistake my point. Americans weren't going to hold French soil in the end whether they won or lost -- so there was a fundamental difference in mindset. The Americans could say, "give 'em every square inch of France so long as they're all dead by the Pyrenees."
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 02:15 AM (EzgxV)
HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE US OF MICROAGGRESSIONS !!!!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Critic of Bath ... at January 23, 2016 02:17 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 23, 2016 02:19 AM (iQIUe)
It's a very cold calculus but using Wikipedia numbers the USSR lost 14.24% of it's population while France 1.44%.
That doesn't diminish the French it just shows the hatred that the German's had for the Slavs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II_casualties
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 02:19 AM (HUeC4)
a guy just got hit square in the balls
oh god i can't stop laughing
Posted by: the real ch3 at January 23, 2016 02:19 AM (OUUf8)
Posted by: Infidel at January 23, 2016 02:13 AM (lSrbo)
"Start spreading the news, I'm bathing today."
So Ivory soap stock is a buy?
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 02:19 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Infidel at January 23, 2016 02:20 AM (lSrbo)
Or the disdain that the Russian Ruling Class had for its cannon fodder ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critic of Bath ... at January 23, 2016 02:20 AM (AoK0a)
Must wait until after the election.
Posted by: Infidel at January 23, 2016 02:21 AM (lSrbo)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 02:22 AM (EzgxV)
Apologies are tools of the Patriarchy. Love means never having to say you're sorry ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critic of Bath ... at January 23, 2016 02:22 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Sheriff Achmed at January 23, 2016 02:22 AM (sl+zA)
Posted by: Infidel at January 23, 2016 02:22 AM (lSrbo)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 23, 2016 02:23 AM (iQIUe)
so when "snowmageddon" happens anywhere but the east coast ... it's just called snow.
#NYValuesItsDramaQueens
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 23, 2016 02:23 AM (Kucy5)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 02:19 AM (HUeC4)
For Russia, that is generally by design. Offering up their own population as cannon fodder is a classic Russian military tactic. And killing their own population for fun when they aren't at war is a classic Russian sport.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2016 02:24 AM (zc3Db)
Yes. But the Russian Ruling Class held the lives of its peasants to be just as cheap ...
Don't remember where I read it ... Jewish (?) immigrant. Father had designed an early style flak jacket. Offered it to Russian Army brass. Cost about $1.15 per soldier. Laughed out of the building.
Offered to US Army post immigration. Given grant to make product better, cheaper, faster & worked for the Army there after.
Posted by: Adriane the Critic of Bath ... at January 23, 2016 02:28 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Infidel at January 23, 2016 02:28 AM (lSrbo)
#NYValuesItsDramaQueens
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 23, 2016 02:23 AM (Kucy5)
it's just that the global warming nuts in the Northeast are constantly surprised by the very existence of snow that it throws them into a major conniption fit ... since they had just declared that we would never see snow again ... every year. The seasons fool them every time.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2016 02:29 AM (zc3Db)
=============
This has nothing to do with the fact that the Germans intended to murder all the slavs.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 23, 2016 02:30 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2016 02:24 AM (zc3Db)
See: The Article 58ers.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 02:30 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Gen. Leo DiCaprio, Revenant II at January 23, 2016 02:31 AM (jIjKK)
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/01/22/
locals-fled-pool-after-migrants-masturbated-into-jacuzzi-defecated-into-kids-pool-molested-bathers/
extra space before locals ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critic of Bath ... at January 23, 2016 02:35 AM (AoK0a)
It's a very cold calculus but using Wikipedia numbers the USSR lost 14.24% of it's population while France 1.44%.
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 02:19 AM (HUeC4)
For Russia, that is generally by design. Offering up their own
population as cannon fodder is a classic Russian military tactic. And
killing their own population for fun when they aren't at war is a
classic Russian sport.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2016 02:24 AM (zc3Db)
723
It's a very cold calculus but using Wikipedia numbers the USSR lost 14.24% of it's population while France 1.44%.
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 02:19 AM (HUeC4)
For Russia, that is generally by design. Offering up their own
population as cannon fodder is a classic Russian military tactic. And
killing their own population for fun when they aren't at war is a
classic Russian sport.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2016 02:24 AM (zc3Db)
It should be noted that the Zaporozhian Host celebrated in the 1891 painting of events in 1676, had already been betrayed and liquidated by Catherine the Great in 1775. Like I said, this is an AWESOME painting when it comes to understanding Russia.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 02:35 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 02:30 AM (Ix+HS)
Yeah. Soviet mock law. The czars didn't need any articles.
I remember the refuseniks from the 70s - Jews who wanted to emigrate out of the Soviet Union. They were allowed to apply for exit visas, but applying for an exit visa was proof of counter-revolutionary intentions, or some other crime ... so off to the gulags they went. We used to wear bracelets with the name of a refusenik on it. Nowadays, I doubt more than a handful of people even remember this stuff - and that was just in the 70s.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2016 02:38 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: william at January 23, 2016 02:39 AM (cwAFZ)
I intend to win the lottery. I'm still poor.
The stats It's a very cold calculus but using Wikipedia numbers the USSR lost 14.24% of it's population while France 1.44%. are a result of what actually happened, which had many factors involved, not just German hatred for Slavs.
The Germans intended to annihilate the Jews, Gypsies, Gays, Catholics, and Communists and several other groups of undesirables. They succeeded in varying amounts in these endeavors as well, based on things other than their raw hatred ... such as the Catholic church was fairly wealthy, and Jews were hated by many Europeans, not just Germans.
Posted by: Adriane the Critic of Bath ... at January 23, 2016 02:40 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at January 23, 2016 02:40 AM (xdFzn)
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2016 12:05 AM (qUNWi)
Me too!
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at January 23, 2016 02:40 AM (xdFzn)<<<
**ears perk up**
Posted by: Lisa Morecokeski (R-AK) at January 23, 2016 02:42 AM (H9MG5)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 02:43 AM (EzgxV)
I remember.
The screen writers for 2012(?) - 2001 Sequel - snuck several Refuseniks' names into the characters of the Russian cosmonauts in the film ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critic of Bath ... at January 23, 2016 02:43 AM (AoK0a)
Wishing her/you safe travel & a weekend of creativity with like minded souls ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critic of Bath ... at January 23, 2016 02:45 AM (AoK0a)
Heh.
Like I said, this is an AWESOME painting when it comes to understanding Russia.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 02:35 AM (EzgxV)
Painted by a Jew, to add to the mix.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2016 02:45 AM (zc3Db)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 02:47 AM (HUeC4)
If I post this late on a Friday I'm usually talking about Hillary's rancid vagina or something. It just so happens that I'm not drunk and can't sleep.
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 02:50 AM (HUeC4)
It should be noted that the Zaporozhian Host celebrated in the 1891
painting of events in 1676, had already been betrayed and liquidated by
Catherine the Great in 1775.
Heh.
Like I said, this is an AWESOME painting when it comes to understanding Russia.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 02:35 AM (EzgxV)
Painted by a Jew, to add to the mix.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 23, 2016 02:45 AM (zc3Db)
The more you dig, the deeper it gets. The Zaporozhian Host was Ukrainian, BTW -- as was the Kievan Rus from whence Russia got its name.
Let's see....."Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma," according to Churchill.....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 02:52 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: angela urkel at January 23, 2016 02:54 AM (jIjKK)
"These people are crazy ..." Penthouse photographer's answer to 'These people are indomitable' watching Russians line up for ice cream in the middle of winter.
Early 80s. Don't remember the guy's name...
Posted by: Adriane the Critic of Bath ... at January 23, 2016 02:54 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 02:47 AM (HUeC4)
I remember reading of German advances being stopped dead in their tracks because the German troops were looting the Allied trenches of food. Many thousands of German civilians died in the war due to starvation. Britain faced the same starvation problem with the German U-boats, but the Allied convoy system helped to alleviate that threat.
The deaths from starvation in WWI was one of the reasons Hitler invaded the East, specifically the Ukraine, which is called the Breadbasket of Europe for a reason.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 02:55 AM (Ix+HS)
BTW where the hell the meme that this a military blog start. I saw that
on the web somewhere else too. It just happens that some people served
and others like me read a lot of history books. It's not a theme here
though that I ever noticed.
If I post this late on a Friday I'm usually talking about Hillary's
rancid vagina or something. It just so happens that I'm not drunk and
can't sleep.
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 02:50 AM (HUeC4)
Someone who should have known better described AoSHQ as such.....and the Horde has been razzing 'em ever since, even if we forgot who it was. If they'd said, "a blog favoring libations and mammaries with occasional political commentary and goofy jokes", they'd have been far more accurate.....but they went with "smart, military blog" instead.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 02:57 AM (EzgxV)
Grosse Duecheland, racial purity and Liebestraum are what I've been told Mein Kampf was all about. Part of the Grosse Duecheland included all German people even the British and French while Liebestraum was to be in the east.
We don't have to worry about the German's and the French running Europe anymore because we have the EU ... hey wait a second...
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 02:59 AM (HUeC4)
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 02:59 AM (HUeC4)
...last clause should read "because Europe is fast running out of Germans and Frenchmen."
Looks like Suleiman the Magnificent will triumph, after all.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 23, 2016 03:03 AM (lutOX)
Someone should go edit it and add some funny stuff.
"Commenters often end up dead for unknown reasons, but continue to post. Most threads eventually became a food or gun thread. And 5here are a lot of dick jokes."
Posted by: Chi at January 23, 2016 03:05 AM (I7I0v)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic of Bath ... at January 23, 2016 03:09 AM (AoK0a)
I think this is true of about every long war in history ...
Posted by: Adriane the Critic of Bath ... at January 23, 2016 03:12 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic of Bath ... at January 23, 2016 03:13 AM (AoK0a)
The Smart Military Blog meme is definitely at wiki, I remember. They might even cite who that originated with.
Someone should go edit it and add some funny stuff.
"Commenters often end up dead for unknown reasons, but continue to
post. Most threads eventually became a food or gun thread. And 5here are
a lot of dick jokes."
Posted by: Chi at January 23, 2016 03:05 AM (I7I0v)
"Getting banned became such an honor that the proprietor banned himself to gain cred....."
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 03:15 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: rokshox at January 23, 2016 03:18 AM (Ap82b)
Food threads become gun threads at 500 posts; gun threads become food threads at 500 posts.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 03:18 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic of Bath ... at January 23, 2016 03:12 AM (AoK0a)
True. This was why The Schlieffen Plan was designed to take Paris quickly, going through neutral Belgium, but failed thanks to the First Battle of the Marne.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 03:19 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: Chi at January 23, 2016 03:20 AM (I7I0v)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic of Bath ... at January 23, 2016 03:13 AM (AoK0a)
***
Whatever comes, I hope to live through it.
If I die from the concerted efforts of others to kill me, I won't get kill them for trying to kill me.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 23, 2016 03:21 AM (lutOX)
And all threads become Trump vs Cruz threads with 50 comments.
Posted by: Chi at January 23, 2016 03:20 AM (I7I0v)
And I'm wondering why you're thinking "white chili" when you have a nice palette of red chilis to play with....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 03:22 AM (EzgxV)
The deaths from starvation in WWI was one of the reasons Hitler invaded the East, specifically the Ukraine, which is called the Breadbasket of Europe for a reason.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 02:55 AM (Ix+HS)
I have been hunting for this book that basically agrees with what Cthulu said. Times were hard in Germany and yes the troops ran out of food but the latter was due to them outstripping their own supply lines more then anything.
In that book he's counting headstones and old records and coming to the conclusion that the German's were still killing more Allies then vs. versa even on the attack prior to the American entrance into the war in force.
Posted by: bestie21 at January 23, 2016 03:22 AM (HUeC4)
Posted by: rokshox at January 23, 2016 03:18 AM (Ap82b)
Whenever I see a Disqust comment from a Feel the Burn-ie type, I ask what Sanders has accomplished in his 35 years in public office, with 25 of those years being in the Congress? I also ask, 'What major piece of legislation has Sanders authored or co-authored in all his years in Congress that he shepherded through to become law?' The answer is always, 'Crickets'.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 03:24 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: rokshox at January 23, 2016 03:18 AM (Ap82b)
#WeAreBernie
Posted by: The Borg at January 23, 2016 03:25 AM (vBeA5)
I still don't understand that game. Give ma American football any, ole day ...
Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at January 23, 2016 03:26 AM (AoK0a)
If you've ever read 'All Quiet on the Western Front', there is a scene where the German troops are being fed after a battle with severe losses. The food came to them based upon their original numbers. Due to their losses, the surviving German troops had a feast. Besides the US troops being fresh, starvation on the home front definitely played a part in Germany's surrender. It's not called total war for nothing.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 03:33 AM (Ix+HS)
Posted by: the real ch3 at January 23, 2016 03:38 AM (OUUf8)
He who robs Peter to pay Paul, will always have the support of Paul ...
and with that, Good Night, All, lots to do this weekend. Hope everybody makes it through Snowzilla & the Last Year of Unicorn Rider 1, with their sanity intact ...
Posted by: Adriane the Greed Critic ... at January 23, 2016 03:39 AM (AoK0a)
: -))
well, to be fair, I don't understand lacrosse that well either. But it's fun to watch.
Posted by: Adriane the Greed Critic ... at January 23, 2016 03:40 AM (AoK0a)
WWII, and rations on the Russian front, for both sides, were worse than spartan....you can see it in the pictures of the soldiers of both sides - sunken cheeks, ribs showing, arms and legs painfully thin....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 23, 2016 03:40 AM (lutOX)
Ever had white chilli?
Posted by: Chi at January 23, 2016 03:45 AM (I7I0v)
Ever had white chilli?
Posted by: Chi at January 23, 2016 03:45 AM (I7I0v)
***
That's the stuff from Cincinnati.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Still Accepting Harem Applicants at January 23, 2016 03:48 AM (lutOX)
The boys/men back then were made of sterner stuff. Now we have pajama boys crying about their 'safe spaces'.
Posted by: RickZ at January 23, 2016 03:53 AM (Ix+HS)
Oh, the chili powders will be making an appearance, believe me.
Ever had white chilli?
Posted by: Chi at January 23, 2016 03:45 AM (I7I0v)
I've never had "chili" -- I've had "chile colorado".
As a side note, my paternal grandfather worked with a band of sheepherders on the western slope of Colorado....as a trail cook. My dad retired as the #3 Civil Engineer for the City of Los Angeles, so there was a bit of a disconnect.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 03:54 AM (EzgxV)
I still don't understand that game. Give ma American football any, ole day ...
Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at January 23, 2016 03:26 AM
You'd change your tune if I showed you my googlies.
Posted by: otho at January 23, 2016 03:54 AM (EWg9n)
The answer is always, 'Crickets'.
I still don't understand that game. Give ma American football any, ole day ...
Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at January 23, 2016 03:26 AM
You'd change your tune if I showed you my googlies.
Posted by: otho at January 23, 2016 03:54 AM (EWg9n)
It might take a century to do so.....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 03:58 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 03:58 AM
Well played, old chap!
Posted by: otho at January 23, 2016 04:00 AM (EWg9n)
It might take a century to do so.....
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 03:58 AM
Well played, old chap!
Posted by: otho at January 23, 2016 04:00 AM (EWg9n)
I remember a company picnic we had here in Silicon Valley where one of our top Indian-raised nerds was nearly the last pick for an impromptu game of softball.....where he just started crushing.....but he kept carrying the bat around the bases.
Posted by: cthulhu at January 23, 2016 04:06 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2016 04:10 AM (qUNWi)
Chicken, cannellini beans, green chilis, blah blah blah
Good stuff.
I'm going to roast a chicken later for the explicit purpose of having plenty to shred.
Posted by: Chi at January 23, 2016 04:25 AM (I7I0v)
Good stuff.
I'm going to roast a chicken later for the explicit purpose of having plenty to shred.
mmmmmm....
Posted by: eleven at January 23, 2016 04:32 AM (qUNWi)
Why do liberals hate snow?
[I'll write the answer backwards, to avoid premature "spoiler":]
"!etihw s'tI"
Posted by: Optimizer at January 23, 2016 04:37 AM (/q6+P)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 23, 2016 04:53 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: Chi at January 23, 2016 04:58 AM (I7I0v)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 23, 2016 05:00 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: somejoe at January 23, 2016 05:23 AM (vlgjM)
Posted by: butterfly squadron at January 23, 2016 05:29 AM (jIjKK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNY8eYmzdH4
Posted by: somejoe at January 23, 2016 05:23 AM (vlgjM)
Hey, hey...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHHZb7c3Qy8
Posted by: The Monkee Hat at January 23, 2016 05:41 AM (vBeA5)
Posted by: butterfly squadron at January 23, 2016 05:29 AM (jIjKK)
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b41jJIMCQE
Posted by: The Fractal Hat at January 23, 2016 05:42 AM (vBeA5)
Good morning horde
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